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Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)

Poopsmith Z — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:34:12 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Hugo Left Me Miserable */

[[Image:DOI.png|thumb|"Hmm, tough crowd... of people in bands I just sabotaged."]][[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from the stages of the four [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|bands]] in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Limozeen==
:''{The Limozeen standee gives the same responses to the same menu options regardless of where it is, and so they've been grouped together in order to streamline the page}''

==="Limozeen"===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, what is THIS supposed to be?
:'''LARRY:''' We're from the band Limozeen, Strong Bad! Here to judge your Battle Royale of the Bands! For your Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not Limozeen, you're a piece of cardboard with some cheap speakers and a microphone.
:'''If spoken to for the first time any stage save the DÖI stage'''
::'''LARRY:''' And cameras!
:'''If spoken to for the first time at the PomStar or Two-O-Duo stages'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sarcastic voice}'' Oh, sorry.
::'''LARRY:''' And don't forget the waving arms! ''{Arm waves}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most disappointed I've been in Limozeen since their court-ordered PSAs against Chocoholism.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey there, "Limozeen" ''{Strong Bad makes air quotes}''
:'''LARRY:''' Strong Bad! Are you rockin' yet?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah.

===="Limozeen" → Strong Bad====
:'''Only appears at the DÖI stage'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' How about that DÖI, huh? They're really tearin' it up!
:'''LARRY:''' I'm about to tear up their entry form if they don't find a song to play soon! At least their lousy lead singer got off-stage.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, what are DÖI's chances of winning the Battle of the Bands?
:'''LARRY:''' ChanCES? They barely even have a CHA, never mind a full CHANCE! Maybe if every other band mysteriously started to suck all of the sudden.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... sudden mysterious suckage? I might be able to help with that... ''{Rubs hands together}''

===="Limozeen" → Cool Tapes====
:'''Only appears at the Cool Tapes stage'''

:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe everybody's gettin' all crazy-go-nuts ''{does a little wiggle-dance}'' for Marzipan's preachy-screechy band!
::'''LARRY:''' Believe it, man! The Cool Tapes make me wanna jump aroud and smash some furniture! I just wish that cute blonde that keeps talkin' would STOP... keep... talkin'.
::'''MARZIPAN''' I'd like to dedicate these next sixteen bars to the plight of our friendly sea mammals... and the ongoing destruction of our dwindling wetlands... and the struggle against the exploitation of women in the media.
::'''LARRY:''' Man! What a downer!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Intrigued}'' Hmmm...
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, you don't REALLY think Marzipan's group's all that great, do you?
::'''LARRY:''' Man, if they'd just stop getting all political, the Cool Tapers'd be running away with this contest!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess the Cool Tapes won't be winning any contests today.
::'''LARRY:''' Well, maybe a contest for worst song I ever heard, but not your Battle of the Bands.

===="Limozeen" → PomStar====
:'''Only appears at the PomStar stage'''

:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You guys are cardboard professionals, maybe you can tell me: how in the name of Ingve did Homestar get all smooth?
::'''LARRY:''' I don't know, man! It's like Pom Pom puked all his style right into Homestar's mouth, like a mama bird feeding her chicks!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That is interestingly disgusting!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, PomStar sure didn't disappoint at disappointing.
::'''LARRY:''' That mess was crazy with a K! I thought Homsar was the one who said the insane stuff, not Homestar!

===="Limozeen" → Two-O-Duo====
:'''Only appears at the Two-O-Duo stage'''

:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why is the crowd going so nutso for Coach Z's not-so good rapping?
::'''LARRY:''' It's not the rhymes they love, it's the moves! ''{Shot of Two-O-Duo}'' All great bands know how to move on stage, and the Two-O-Duo's got moves that proves!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Proves what?
::'''LARRY:''' Proves that terrible rhyming can be overcome by uncontrollable spazzing!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So it's really just Coach Z's quote-unquote "dancing" that's keeping the Two-O-Duo from losing the Battle of the Bands?
::'''LARRY:''' Yeah, totally!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Is it me, or has the crowd turned against the Two-O-Duo?
::'''LARRY:''' Bad dancing is the number-one problem facing at-risk youngsters, Strong Bad. These guys are a menace!

===="Limozeen" → Limozeen====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, if you're not really here, where are you... really?
:'''LARRY:''' We're 'zeenin' down I-97 in our Tour-Bus-mozeen, beaming our mascara'd eyes, teased hair, and pierced ears to you via satellite!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So... basically you're sitting in a tour bus with some crappy webcams.
:'''LARRY:''' ''{Rolling his Rs... and Ws}'' Rock 'n' roll webcams!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh.
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's it hard to judge a Battle of the Bands from thousands of miles away?
:'''LARRY:''' Well, don't tell anyone, but we really don't do much judging at these things!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
:'''LARRY:''' We let the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter do it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're letting a soulless machine be the judge of MY Battle of the Bands? That's awesome!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' At first I was disappointed you guys didn't show up in person, but I think I actually like the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter much better.
:'''LARRY:''' Yeah, that thing gets ALL the groupiest groupies when he tours with us.

===="Limozeen" → Battle of the Bands stage====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the current status of the Battle?
:'''LARRY:''' The Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter knows all, li'l man!

===="Limozeen" → Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it's been real (or not), but I've got a show to run.
:'''LARRY:''' Later!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep it "real" ''{Strong Bad makes air quotes}'' Limozeen
:'''LARRY:''' Hey! Was that a jab?
:'''If said at the Two-O-Duo stage'''
::'''LARRY:''' Don't make us come down there, punk!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think I'll go look for something more, um, animated to talk to for a while.
:'''LARRY:''' Bye!

====Bleach → Limozeen====
:'''While at any stage save the Two-O-Duo stage'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, Limozeen?
::'''LARRY:''' Yeah, Strong Bad?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulls out the bleach}'' Would you mind holding this bleach for a couple of minutes? It's kind of a product-placement thing.
::'''LARRY:''' Totally! I hold bleach all the time! Bleach in my hair, bleach in my jeans, bleach in puke stains!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks! Hmmm... ''{Looks for a place to hang the bleach, and sees none}'' Crap! This cardboard cut-out doesn't have any useful hand-holds! ''{Puts the bleach away}''
::'''LARRY:''' Aww, man! I wanted to be holding bleach.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no place on THIS cardboard cut-out to put that.

:'''While at the Two-O-Duo stage'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, cardboard-zeen!
::'''LARRY:''' What is it, dude?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Could you hold onto this bleach for a minute?
::'''LARRY:''' Whatever you say, man. After all, it's YOUR Rip-Roarin' Rock-dezvous with Limozeen!
::''{Strong Bad hooks the bleach over the standee's thumb. The weight of the bottle pulls the hand down, causing the bleach to pour into the pond.}''
::'''LARRY:''' Hey man, should we be pouring bleach into this pristine pond?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, it's eco-friendly bleach. It'll make it way pristinier.
::'''LARRY:''' Well all right!
::''{The pond fish float belly-up to the surface}''

====Billy Club → Limozeen====
:'''While at any stage save the PomStar stage'''
::''{First time only}''
::''{Strong Bad pulls out the billy club}''
::'''LARRY:''' Take it easy with that thing, Strong Bad!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I ain't gonna hurt ya. I just need you to hold it.
::'''LARRY:''' Luscious! Billy clubs are my third-favorite kind of club!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks for a place to put the club, but sees none}'' Rats, there's no place to put it.
::'''LARRY:''' Aww! ''{Strong Bad puts the club away}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no place on THIS cardboard cut-out to put that.

:'''While at the PomStar stage'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Brandishes the club at the standee}'' Hey, cardboard impostors. Can your little webcam feel pain? ''{Hits the standee}''
::'''LARRY:''' Ow! What was that for?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, sorry. I was just, uh, giving you this billy club.
::'''LARRY:''' Whoa, cool! ''{Strong Bad puts the club on the standee's hand}'' We can have a hot cop chick hold on to this in our next video!

====Camera → Limozeen====
:'''While at the PomStar stage, and it is empty-handed'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Whale''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera}'' Okay, everybody look stiff and lifeless. ''{Takes the photo}'' Hmmm... the delicious combination of heavy metal and fiberglass whale IS compelling, but it's missing that special something to tie it to the railroad tracks.

:'''While at the PomStar stage and it has the billy club'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Whale''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera and backs up}'' Okay, whale, work with me... ''{Takes the photo, which is then displayed to the player}'' Wow, this looks great! If you squint your eyes, it kinda looks like Perry's whaling the ambergris out of the whale! Or is it Gary?

:'''While at the Two-O-Duo stage, and it is empty-handed'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Pond''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera and backs up}'' Hmm, let's see... ''{Takes the photo, looks, then puts it away}'' Nice juxtaposition of big hair and big water, but it lacks a certain je ne say wha...

:'''While at the Two-O-Duo stage and it has the bleach'''
::''{Note that '''Camera → Pond''' has the same effect}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets out the camera and backs up}'' Okay, this looks promising... ''{Takes the photo, which is then displayed to the player}'' Hot sprinkly dang! This totally looks like Limozeen's polluting the sprinkly heck out that pond!

===Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter===
:'''When no bands have been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I'm gonna have to engage in some serious sabo-too-ji if I want to make those other bands blow more chunks than DÖI.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, we still suck.

:'''When one band has been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, NOW we're getting somewhere. But with Homsar and the King of Town in my band, I'm gonna need to make sure EVERY other act gets a nice big slice of suck pie.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin' new here.

:'''When two bands have been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's two miserable bands down, one soon-to-be miserable band to go! Bwah-ha-haaaa!

:'''When all three bands have been sabotaged'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin' new here.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, we still suck.

==Cool Tapes Stage==
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see what Marzipan's stupid band has cooked up.
:''{Cool Tapes finishes a song}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yaayy!
:'''BUBS:''' All right, all right!
:'''LARRY:''' Outta sight, man!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Thank you! Thank you! For our next number, we'd like to take you on a musical journey I like to call "The Same Riff for Several Minutes".
:''{As Cool Tapes start playing, the camera pans over the rapt spectators, including Strong Bad.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, they've been practicing! But, it's nothing I can't find a way to sabotage.

'''At intervals when in the scene, before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I'd like to dedicate these next sixteen bars to the plight of our friendly sea mammals...
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ... and the ongoing destruction of our dwindling wetlands...
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ... and the struggle against the exploitation of women in the media.

'''After showing Marzipan the third piece of anti-Limozeen evidence'''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Microphone feedback}'' Listen up, everyone! I've got a new song I want to sing. A song about our so-called "judges!" It's called "Limozeen... Is Not Very Nice"
:'''BUBS:''' What?
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Say what?
:'''LARRY:''' We're what?
:'''MARZIPAN''' ''{singing}'' Limozeen is not very nice. Beating baby whales is not very nice. That's why I call this song Limozeen is not very nice. Objectifying women is not very nice. That's why I call this song... I'll sing it all day long... Limozeen is not very nice! Cool Tapes, Coo-hool Tapes!
:''{Long silence}''
:'''HOMESTAR/BUBS/LARRY:''' Booo!
:'''LARRY:''' Those tapes aren't very cool at all! You guys get negative eight million points for writing a catchy anti-Limozeen anthem!
:''{A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter showing the Cool Tapes' approval drop like a rock. Strong Bad laughs evilly}''

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Cool Tapes"... I'M the one who's supposed to be into obsolete media and electronics!

===Billy Club===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, hello, billy club.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You want it?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't you need it?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Not really. I prefer to keep the peace through rational discourse.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Derisively}'' Yeah, that'll work. ''{Takes the billy club}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Backed up by ten thousand volts!
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with the billy club. Strong Sad wheezes}''

===Box===
:''{First time only. Strong Bad looks under the box, and finds a page of the Limozeen game manual}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Oh, man.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Ugh.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks under the box}'' Nope.

===Bubs===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes or the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Bubs! Shouldn't you be on-stage with Coach Z?
::'''BUBS:''' I put him on an extended dance break. He'll be fine for a couple hours at least!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't bother me while I'm cheerin', man! Yayy!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage with Coach Z right now?
::'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I probably should. Now that the Cool Tapes have lost their cool, we might be able to win this thing!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' AND another thing!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Another thing? Booo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't hassle me while I'm booin', man! ''{Softly}'' Booo!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that Coach Z hits like a girl! I don't see any bruises, welts or anything!
::'''BUBS:''' Yeah, but my pride, ego and reputation all suffered internal bleeding!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't bother me while I'm cheerin', man! Yayy!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Two-O-Duo and the Cool Tapes'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So I guess the Two-O-Duo's comeback is kaput?
::'''BUBS:''' Kaput and kaputie! At least we're not the only group having a bad day.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' And have you noticed that as Limozeen's hair gets taller, the hole in the ozone layer gets bigger?
::'''LARRY:''' Boooo-uh!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Um...
::'''BUBS:''' Don't hassle me while I'm booin', man! ''{Softly}'' Booo!

===The Cheat===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat!
::'''The Cheat:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... The Cheat is looking a bit, dare I say it, overwhelmed.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

===Homestar===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes or PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shouldn't you be on-stage pursuing your laughable dreams, or somethin'?
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Mister Pom Pom is giving my golden vocal chords a break while he plays an extended piano solo, which is super cool because it gives me a chance to make Marzipan think I support her! Yaayyy!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So...
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't stop me now, SB, I'm being supportive! Yaayy!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be crooning and gooning on the PomStar stage?
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I WAS taking a break to pretend to support my girlfriend, but now I'm just kind of embarrassed...
::'''MARZIPAN:''' AND I heard that Limozeen bites the heads off of endangered albino bats!
::'''LARRY:''' Man, we dropped that from our act years ago!
::'''BUBS:''' Boooo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey--
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't bother me! I'm busy turning on my girlfriend! Booo!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, didn't you used to be the "star" in PomStar?
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Angrily}'' I KNEW I shouldn't have listened to Pom Pom and his crazy radio walkie-talkie scheme! I'm able to walk and talk all by myself at least half the time.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both PomStar and the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Marzipan's REALLY turned the crowd against her.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! It's sooo scandalous!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' And do you know who REALLY killed the electric car? That's right, Limozeen.
::'''LARRY:''' It was an accident! It pulled out right in front of us!
::'''BUBS:''' Booo!

===Marzipan===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Marzipan!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sing-song voice}'' I'm busy right now, Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better wait until she's taking a break.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Limozeen spelt backwards is "Neezomil." Think about it, people!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I... think I'll catch up with Marzipan after the show.

===Strong Mad===
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno how Strong Mad differentiates between strings with those thumbs he has for fingers... and those forearms he has for thumbs!

===Strong Sad===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, useless. Can you get me back and/or on-stage?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'll let you pass if you can answer my riddle: what has a mask, a bad attitude, and smells like burnt ozone?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You!
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad punches Strong Sad in the stomach. Strong Sad wheezes}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Move it along, citizen!

==DÖI Stage — Off-stage==
=== ===
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ... Now, I know we've all been rehearsing our brains out, which wasn't a problem for you, Homsar, so I think it's finally time to name our band! In the spirit of solid rockidarity, we'll each pick a word...

:''{The player is presented with a menu of five unlabeled options for each of Strong Bad, the King of Town and Homsar in order. The end result of each combination is the same, but the options produce the following words:}''
:'''Strong Bad:'''
:# Diamond
:# Devastating
:# Deluxe
:# Degenerate
:# Demonic
:'''The King of Town:'''
:# Octopus
:# Omelette
:# Oyster
:# Oatmeal
:# Oliveloaf
:'''Homsar:'''
:# Itch Machine
:# Iguanodon
:# Insurance
:# Incorporated
:# Insomniacs

:''{When the name has been selected:}''

====Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No offence, but that's the worst thing I've ever heard, and you're both idiots. Let's try it again... ''{Name selection repeats}''

====Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm... well, it's not as heavy or as metal as I'd like, but brain-crunching music like ours can make even the dumbest band names seem cool. ''{Turns to the mic}'' Okay world, get your socks ready to be rocked off by... ''{A close-up of each letter in the band's acronym is shown, as Strong Bad repeats each of the words selected above.}'' A-one, a-two, a-come and feel the brain crunch! ''{Some artistic shots follow of the King of Town and Homsar playing their respective instruments, before returning to Strong Bad, who shakes his head}'' Wow. We ss-ss-ss-ss-suck. If I wanna win this thing, looks like I'm gonna have to go out and sabotage all the other bands. ''{A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter, showing DÖI losing by a significant margin}'' You guys keep... uh... rockin'. I'm gonna go, um, find some groupies, or something. ''{Gets off the stage}''
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Make sure they bring dip!

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Deep, echoing voice}'' D! O! I! ... Nope, still not menacing.

===Coloring Book===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this? ''{Picks up the coloring book}'' Sweet! An unspoilt Limozeen Coloring Book! VG condition, light cover wear, some creasing. ''{Puts it away}'' Oh, I'm gonna spoil this thing rotten!

===DÖI===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't think it was possible, but from down here, my band looks even worse.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' STOP SUCKING!
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Thank you! We'll be here all week!

===Homsar===
:'''In extended play. Clicking on the Theremaxx has the same effect'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I shoulda figured you'd still be here.
:'''HOMSAR:''' I leave my itch machine on pause, mostly!
:''{Theremin mini-game starts, though Homsar can no longer hit his head on the fuse box.}''

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the- ''{Finds a poster}'' A DÖI poster? I never gave any approval for these! It does kinda rule, though. Okay, I approve.

==DÖI Stage — On-stage==
'''After Strong Bad has sabotaged all three bands, the scene automatically changes here.'''

:''{Homsar and the King of Town standing on the stage. Suddenly, Strong Bad jumps up onto the stage}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, boys, thanks to the brilliance of your fearless leader, DÖI is about to win the battle of the bands! Let's just see the proof on the ol' Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter! ''{Shot of the aforementioned meter showing DÖI not quite winning}'' Oh, horse parts! We're still behind! Looks like we'll actually have to rock... somehow.
:''{The screen goes black, then comes up again to show the King of Town and Homsar playing their instruments. Strong Bad appears on the top speaker suspended over the stage}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, expensive-ticket holders! Are you ready to be musically, sonically, and if all goes according to plan, physically assulted?!! ''{Strong Bad drops to the microphone on the stage. Crickets chirp. Shot of Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar and Marzipan in front of the stage, unmoved.}'' Hmm, tough crowd... of people in bands I just sabotaged. ''{Shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter, where DÖI's approval rating drops to the bottom of the scale}'' Lucky for me, I've got a secret weapon to make up for my band's overall suckiness! ''{Gradually more excited}'' Almost better than a flying pig, maybe cooler than a giant robotic demon, is my stage prop to end all stage props! ''{Close-up of some closed curtains at the back of the stage}'' Guaranteed to drive this stupid crowd into a frothing metal frenzy! Once I push that big red button over there, ''{Close-up of said button}'' the prize money, the prize glory, and the prize ladies will be mine! ''{Afterthought}'' Oh, and I'll finally be able to fix my Fun Machine.

===Bats===
:'''Only present after the fan gets disabled'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waves his hands at the bats}'' Go on! Get out of here! Scram! Vamoose! Endele! Beat it! ''{Gives up}''

:'''Before the lever gets pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm... looks like my patented "waving my arms around like a lunatic" style won't do the trick here.

:'''After the lever gets pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, craptastic! How's the audience ever gonna see my show-stopping stage-propping with all these bats and fog in front of it?

===Button===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, prop release button, do what you were born to do! ''{Presses the button... nothing happens. Strong Bad presses the button several more times, then looks up... to see a break in the wire.}'' What the crap? Who's been gnawing through my electrical cable?
:''{Cut to the King of Town just slurping up the last few bits of cable. He burps}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Probably should have seen that one coming. Time for Plan X! All I have to do ''{shots of each step as Strong Bad lists it}'' is climb that ladder, make my way across the stage lights, (hope that speaker won't get in my way) and pull the Emergency Prop Release Lever!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep, still broken. I'm gonna have to climb that ladder and use the Emergency Prop Release Lever instead.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shouting}'' You're dead to me, button, you hear me? Dead!

===Fan===
:'''Before it has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Attempts to walk towards the fan, but gets driven away}'' That's the fan I rented to swirl fog around on stage. It may be a little too powerful, because all the fog is being blown into the next county.

:'''After it has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's out biggest fan! And like most of our fans, it's fried and useless.

===Fog Machine===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the dry-ish ice fog machine Bubs talked me into renting. It was supposed to make our performance all spooooky and creeeepy, but all the fog's being blown away by that stupid fan... that Bubs also talked me into renting.

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, the good news is, now that Homsar's burned out the fan, we've finally got some good creepy fog up here. The BAD news is, without something to swirl it around, it's all gathered in one spot.

====Butter Tureen → Fog Machine====
:''{Note, the butter tureen is called the lobster bucket before Strong Bad picks it up}''

:'''Before the lever has been pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I'd love to pour butter in the fog machine, but that stupid sandbag's covering the intake hatch. ''{Pans up to show the sandbag is attached to the manual release lever}''

:'''After the lever has been pulled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pours the butter into the intake. The fog comes out all buttery}'' Butter plus dry ice equals... well, I'm not mathematician, but that sounds like the cool-dratic formula to me! ''{Shot of the butter-coated bats}'' Hmm, bleached buttered bats. Sounds like an appetizer at your neighborhood American bistro franchise.
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Stops whacking the speaker with his guitar}'' Did someone say bleached buttered BATS?!! ''{Turns around to see them, then jumps into the air, catches one in his mouth, and eats it. As he finishes it and jumps for another:}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' K-O-T! K-O-T!
::'''WHOLE AUDIENCE:''' K-O-T! K-O-T!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. This is WAY grosser than when some kid's older brother just tells you about it.
::''{As the King of Town finishes the last bat, the whole audience cheers. A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter shows DÖI's approval rating shooting to the top, causing it to start exploding}''
::'''LARRY:''' Fan-freakin'-tastic, man!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Sliding to the mic}'' Ladies and gentlemen! I give you ''{deep resonating voice}'' DÖI!!!
::''{A shot of Strong Bad's ultimate prop is shown. It's a cardboard cutout of a hand-drawn Strong Bad with spikes coming out of his gloves and "DÖI" written above, stuck to the wall.}''
::'''WHOLE AUDIENCE:''' K-O-T! K-O-T! ''{The King of Town jumps onto the crowd, who carries him off on their shoulders}'' K-O-T! K-O-T!
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{Following along behind}'' T-K-O! T-K-O!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Shouting after them}'' Whoa! My amazing stage prop drove you all so crazy that you accidentally carried the wrong guy off on your shoulders! That's cool! I'll just wait here until you realize that and come back for me!
:: ''{The camera zooms out to show Strong Bad is completely alone on the stage. Strong Bad knocks the mic stand over. The scene automatically changes to the game epilogue at the House of Strong.}''

===Fuse Box===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like that hastily-rigged fuse box is plugged into the giant fan. Too bad I can't reach it from way down here.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Fuse box... fan.

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I always suspected my frustration would eventually blow a fifty-amp fuse.

===Giant Speaker===
:'''When still in the rafters'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll never be able to pull that lever while the MegaWoofer's in the way.

:'''After it has been brought down'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, that speaker sure can take a lot of damage... musta been Cobain-proofed.

===Helmet===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Struggles towards the helmet while being blown back by the fan}'' Must... grab... German... hat... ''{Makes a lunge for the helmet and grabs it, before being blown away, and unintentionally doing an awesome knee-slide halfway across the stage.}'' Whooaaa!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That man slid! That man slid on his knees!
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, he's safe, he is safe!
:'''LARRY:''' I haven't seen moves like that since the Moscow Music Peace Festival!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walking to the mic}'' Wait, wait, I haven't got to the cool part, yet!

===Homsar===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's rock this electronic whatchamajigit!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's jam, Homsar!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Move over and let a REAL master drive this inexplicable instrument for a while.

::''{Strong Bad is given control over Homsar's movements. Up and down movements of the cursor control Homsar's height (and the pitch of the note he's singing), while movements away from the central pole control his radius of orbit (and volume). If Homsar is not wearing the helmet, putting the cursor near the top left or right corners of the screen causes Homsar to hit his head on the fuse box. If he '''is''' wearing the helmet, the following happens:}''

::''{The spike on Homsar's helmet penetrates the fuse box, electrocuting him and causing sparks to fly.}''
::'''HOMSAR:''' Ououou-b-b-b-b-b!
::'''COACH Z:''' All right! Pyrotechnical!
::'''LARRY:''' An old classic with a new twist!
::''{The fan grinds to a halt}''
::'''HOMSAR:''' Piiiiie!
::''{The high-pitched harmonics in Homsar's voice attract the albino bats that have been flying around since they were released from Marzipan's house way back when.}''
::'''LARRY:''' Live bats? Impressive!
::'''BUBS:''' What a show, man!
::''{The bats and the fog congregate in the middle of the stage, right in front of the curtains covering Strong Bad's ultimate stage prop. Homsar pulls himself free as Strong Bad walks to the mic.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Save some for later, guys! I haven't unleashed my amazing prop yet!

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I think Homsar's doing just fine without any more... "help" from me...

====Helmet → Homsar====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Jumps up and places the helmet on Homsar's head}'' Hold still, you weird little misspelling!
:''{Strong Bad walks to the mic}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and Gentlemen, Baron von Homsar, der Commisar of Metal!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' He's so dangerous!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' I wish I was that cool! Stupid letters E and T!
:'''LARRY:''' Nice work! Weird instrument is the new four-necked guitar!

===King of Town===
:'''Before the speaker has been brought down'''
::''{First time only}''
::''{Strong Bad walks to the mic}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and gentlemen, the King of Town!
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' What's that? Oh! ''{Plays a solo... which was rather plagiarised from the Taranchula Black Metal Detector... and which ends with him striking his bucket with his guitar, knocking the lobster out.}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Strong Bad walks to the mic}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, metal-lovers and meat-lovers, the KOT!
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' What's that? Oh! ''{Plays the same solo, complete with bucket-whacking.}''

:'''After the speaker has been brought down'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow! Check out the King of Townsend!

===Ladder===
:'''Before the fan has been disabled'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, ladder, prepare to get ladded! ''{Strong Bad attempts to walk towards the ladder, but gets driven back by the fan.}'' Ergh! Stupid fan.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad attempts to walk towards the ladder, but gets driven back by the fan.}'' Ergh! Yeah, that's not gonna work.

:'''After the fan has been disabled'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Climbing the ladder}'' Ooh! I've always wanted to be the creepy guy-in-the-rafters at a concert!
::{{short hr}}
::''{Strong Bad climbs up/down the ladder}''

===Lever===
:'''From the stage'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the Emergency Prop Release Lever, which can be used to, um, release props... in an emergency.
::'''Before the speaker has been brought down'''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Not sure I'll be able to reach it with that humungous bass speaker in the way, though.

:'''From the rafters'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, spectacle lovers! Feast your spectacles on the coolest stage prop ever deployed by manbeast or beastman! ''{Winds the... "lever", causing the curtains to part and the sandbags to shift, but the result is hidden by the fog and the bats. Strong Bad slides to the floor}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ta-daa!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Booo!
::'''LARRY:''' Whoa! Major stagecraft misfire!
::''{Shot of the stage prop being obscured by the fog and the bats}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Curse you, fog-bats! Not to be confused with Foghat!
::''{Shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter as DÖI's approval drops to zero... despite no visible rise since the last time it dropped to zero.}''

===Lobster===
:'''Only separately clickable after the King of Town's first solo'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here, lobby-lobby-lobby. ''{Picks up the lobster}'' Kids, this may look like fun, but Strong Bad is a stunt driver on a closed course, with team of licensed crustacean wranglers backing him up. So remember, NEVER put live buttered lobsters down your pantsn Unless, y'know, you've got five bucks running on it. Then knock yourself out. ''{Puts the lobster away}''

===Lobster Bucket===
:'''Before the speaker has been brought down'''
::''{Strong Bad reaches for the bucket, but is prevented from taking it by the King of Town swinging his guitar at him.}''
::'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hey!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes! Man, the King of Town isn't fooling around with his axe-axe!

:'''After the speaker has been brought down'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, the lobsters are all gone, but there's still a lot of butter left. ''{Takes the bucket}''

===Speaker Cable===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm... that speaker cable looks like it's the only thing keeping the MegaWoofer from crashing to the stage in a shower of sparks and flames! Of all the episodes to be caught without a sword, hedge shears or nunchuck gun...

====Lobster → Speaker Cable====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets the lobster out}'' I wonder if this lobster's claws are sharp enough to cut through this cable! ''{Strong Bad clamps the lobster's claw on the cable... to no avail}'' Hmm... guess not. I'd bett--
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' There you are!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh.
:'''KING OF TOWN:''' Thought you could get away from me, did you?
:''{The king of town swings for the lobster with his axe but misses, which cuts the cable, sending the lobster straight up, and the speaker straight down. The lobster falls on top of the speaker. The members of the audience cheer. The lobster pops up behind the speaker, waving his claws at the King of Town, causing him to strike at it with his guitar, but it ducks away. This happens continually from here on}''
:'''LARRY:''' Totally awesome!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' If you liked that, you're gonna LOVE my stage-prop! ''{Guestures to the curtain-obscured prop.}''

===Theremaxx===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap is that?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' The theremin is one of the first electronic instruments ever created, and the first to be played without actually touching it. Invented by Leon Theremin in 1919 after the outbreak of the Russian Civil War--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting}'' I repeats, what the crap is that?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know what a theremin is, but I'm pretty sure that's a ginormous one.

==PomStar Stage==
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see if Homestar can remember his lines without somebody there to coach him along. ''{Sees Homestar on stage with headphones on}'' What in the...?!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Sings}'' That's why I think we should break up, but still be allowed to make out sooooometimes! No strings attached, girl. Thank you, thank you twice.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Yaayy!
:'''COACH Z:''' Marry me, Homestar!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Oh, you're too kind, too kind. We sure have some lovely lady-types in the audience tonight.
:''{Marzipan and Coach Z sigh lovingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap? At auditions, Homestar could barely string two words together, much less smooth-talk anyone. Something's fishy... and I need to find that fish, gut it, and deep-fry it.

'''At intervals when in the scene, before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You know the veggie lovers? Some people say they're crazy, lovin' their veggies and all...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' But I say hey, brother. Lay off the veggie-lovers...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... they ain't hurtin' nobody...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... except maybe a kumquat or two...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... so let's give some love back to the veggie lov-ers...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ... some love 'n' some soul...
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing to the theme from ''Neverending Story''}'' Oh, vegetable lovin' wo-man! Ain't nobody put her down, put her down, put her dooooown...

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' PomStar, two not-so-great tastes that taste like a grate together. Y'know, like a sewer grate. Something that would have gross green stuff on it.

===Coach Z===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar or the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you supposed to be on-stage with Bubs?
::'''COACH Z:''' Aw, Bubs is doing one of his extended keytar solos, so I thought I'd come over here and get my swoon on. ''{Sighs}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z--
::'''COACH Z:''' Quit your yabbering, Strong Bad! I've got some grade-A swoonin' to do here! ''{Sighs}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Coach Z, shouldn't you be on-stage with Bubs doing whatever it is you do?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I probably should. With Homestar up there spoutin' gibberish, the Two-O-Duo's gonna clean their clocks!
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' The average person produces almost a liter of saliva a day!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' The average person produces almost a liter of saliva a day!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
::'''COACH Z:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad, I've got displeasure to voice! Boo!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Tired of trying to make things work as the One-O-Uno?
::'''COACH Z:''' Aw, Bubs'll be back. He loves me like a brother... ''{Pauses}'' Hates me like a brother too!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z--
::'''COACH Z:''' Quit your yabbering, Strong Bad! I've got some grade-A swoonin' to do here! ''{Sighs}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Two-O-Duo and PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage trying to salvage what's left of the Two-O-Duo?
::'''COACH Z:''' Maybe I should! With the PomStar Vocal Experience going nutso, I might be able to pull off an upset!
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Insert tab A into sprocket G!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' Insert tab A into sprocket G!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Gross! Boooo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm...
::'''COACH Z:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad, I've got displeasure to voice! Boo!

===Drive-Thru Whale===
:'''If the antenna is missing or pointing backwards'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Your friends are all laughing at you behind your back!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Do you mind? Some of us are trying to enjoy the concert.
::{{short hr}}
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' There's no love like bonobo love!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Haughtily}'' I hate it when people talk during the bands!
::'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, keep it down, Moby Dork!

:'''If the antenna is pointing towards Limozeen'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In many cultures, large nostrils are a sign of virility.
::''{The whale's line comes out of the Limozeen cut-out's speakers}''
::'''LARRY:''' Yeah, totally!

:'''If the antenna is pointing towards Strong Sad'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If seal is punctured, notify supervisor at once.
::''{Shot of Strong Sad. The whale's line comes out of his radio}''
::'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Without pressing "talk" on the radio}'' Uh, I didn't copy that. What should I do with my seal again? Over.

:'''If the antenna is pointing towards Homestar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, NOW let's see what happens.
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' And I've got a personal message I want to send out to each and every one of y'all. ''{Normal voice, shouting}'' If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!
::'''MARZIPAN/COACH Z/POM POM:''' ''{Simltaneously}'' WHAT?/What in the--/''{Surprised bubbles}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' No wait, cats and dogs, what I meant to say was--
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If swelling persists for more than three hours, consult your physician immediately.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' If swelling persists for more than three hours, consult your physician immediately.
::'''COACH Z:''' Ugh, how am I supposed to swoon to THAT jargle?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, you were melting my heart! Now you just sound like you're melting!
::''{Marzipan and Coach Z alternate booing. A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter showing PomStar's approval drop like a rock}''
::'''LARRY:''' Wow! Major breakdown!
::''{Strong Bad laughs}''
::{{short hr}}
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' This igloo has been weather-proofed for your viewing pleasure!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' This igloo has been weather-proofed for your viewing pleasure!
::'''COACH Z:''' Booo!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' That's not artistic, that's just random and stupid!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Normal voice}'' What am I saying?
::''{Strong Bad laughs}''

::{{short hr}}
:'''During Extended Play'''
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' There's no love like bonobo love!

====Billy Club → Drive-Thru Whale====
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the club. The club stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oww-ww-ww-ww-ww! ''{Recovers}'' Ouch! Man, not only is that thing incomprehensible, it's indestructible too!

====Hanger → Drive-Thru Whale====
:''{If not already done at The Field}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Watch in horror as I merge fish and technology in one ungodly combination!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Walks past}'' Actually, the whale is really a mammal, and--
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Rise, Fish-hanger, RISE! ''{Strong Bad jams the hanger into the whale's blowhole. Sparks fly}'' Sparks! That's an evil experiment's way of saying "thanks!"

===Homestar===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Varry White!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' I just wanna give a shout-out to all the carbon-based life-forms in the audience tonight. Must be a convention in town, or something...
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Doe-eyed}'' He's so sincere!
::'''COACH Z:''' It's like he found my letters and read each one out loud!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta figure out how Homestar's pulling off this smooth charade. Oh, wait! ''{To Homestar}'' Hey, play "Smooth Charade!"
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad. I'm on my way to scoring a career-ending gig at a Vegas hotel!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd end your career right now if I could figure out how you're doing this!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Next up, we'd like to do a little number called "Smooth Charade." ''{Singing}'' Oh, smoooooth charade.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Homestar!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Please, baby, let me explain! ''{To Strong Bad}'' Strong Bad! Get me outta here!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage-shouting}'' I'm sorry, I can't hear you! The suck is turned up too loud!
::'''MARZIPAN/COACH Z:''' Booo!

:'''In Extended Play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dude. It's over.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' It's not over until some fat lady sings, Strong Bad! ''{Sings}'' Oh, smooth charaaade...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The fat lady sang over a month ago... only, it was a guy, and he wasn't singing so much as he was eating bats... but the point is you lost, and I won. Again.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll show you, Strong Bad. ''{Getting more agitated}'' I'll show 'em all! Homestar's gonna be a star baby! Um... star, comma, baby.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, absolutely no fame really DOES change people.

===Marzipan===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar or the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, shouldn't you be on-stage with the rest of your "Cool" Tapes?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' The Cheat's in the middle of a one-hour drum solo, so I thought I'd come over and watch Homestar embarrass himself. But I never expected him to be so ''{Doe eyes}'' genuinely charming... ''{sighs dreamily}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage torturing innocent music lovers with your folksy pop rock?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe I should! Goodness knows there's nothing interesting going on around here any more...
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please evacuate the crumple zone!
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Monotone}'' Please evacuate the crumple zone!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage lobbing more musical hand-grenades at the judges?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Firmly}'' Carol and I are taking a much-needed break from those nasty Limozeeners. ''{Calmly}'' And what better way to calm down than by listening to Homestar's deramy voice? ''{Sighs dreamily}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Cool Tapes and PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage abusing your celebrity judges?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe I should. THIS train has obviously left the station... and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle.
::'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Pinch the skin before injecting.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Pinch the skin before injecting.
::'''COACH Z:''' Who do you think you are, Homestar? Homsar?

:'''Immediately after the first piece of anti-Limozeen evidence is shown to Marzipan'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Still, we all make mistakes now and then. I once accidentally wore a fur coat for an entire date before I realised it wasn't a faux-fur, but faux-faux fur, made from real faux-fauxs.

:'''Immediately after the second piece of anti-Limozeen evidence is shown to Marzipan'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Those Limozeeners better watch themselves, or I don't know what I'll do.

:'''Immediately after the third piece of anti-Limozeen evidence is shown to Marzipan'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' In fact, I think I've had just about enough of Limozeen and their not-at-all-nice behavior! ''{scene changes to the Cool Tapes stage}''

====Bleach-dumping Photo → Marzipan====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Take a look at this photo! ''{Shows Marzipan the photo}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh dear! Those poor fish! Gimme that! ''{Marzipan takes the photo, screws it up, and throws it away}'' People who despoil the evironment like that really baba my ganoush.

====Whale-beating Photo → Marzipan====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check THIS out, Marzipan. ''{Shows Marzipan the photo}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Trials of life! Who could be so cruel? Gimme that! ''{Marzipan takes the photo, screws it up, and throws it away}'' People who assult peaceful sea mammals really steam my dumplings!

====Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen → Marzipan====
:'''Before Strong Bad draws in it'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Marzipan, take a look at this!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you a little old to be playing with coloring books, Strong Bad?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not a coloring book! It's an Interactive Chromatic Short-Form Novel!

:'''After Strong Bad draws in it'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looky here, Marzipan. ''{Shows Marzipan the book}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What's this? Oh my, what's Limozeen doing to those--? Oh, that's not nice! Gimme that! ''{Marzipan takes the book, screws it up, and throws it away}'' I get very upset when I see women being exploited in the media, even if it IS a poorly-drawn coloring book.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Poorly drawn?

===Pom Pom===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Pom Pom!
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you DO look pretty busy. Sorry.
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm busy playing the piano?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, THAT was curious.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey--
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' I SAID, leave me alone, Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm...

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Some people ask me what I think of the fans.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey PP, the fans look pretty POed.
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Well the fans can all kiss my inflated yellow butt, aww, yeah. No, wait.
::'''MARZIPAN/COACH Z:''' Booo!
::'''LARRY:''' Whoa, insulting the audience, bad form!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles angrily}''
::'''HOMESTAR:''' Get out of my face!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Angrily}'' Hmmph, maybe I will.
::'''COACH Z:''' I don't think I've been this insulted in several minutes!

===Strong Sad===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, useless. Can you get me back and/or on-stage?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'll let you pass if you can answer my riddle: what has a mask, a bad attitude, and smells like burnt ozone?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh... Y--
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad punches Strong Sad in the stomach}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Wheezes, then speaks into the radio}'' Mama Elephant, this is Baby Elephant, we've got a situation here. Over.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' This is Baby Elephant. We've got a situation over here.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Move it along, citizen!
:''{Strong Sad electrocutes Strong Bad with his taser. Strong Bad punches Strong Sad in the stomach}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Wheezes, then speaks into the radio}'' Baby Elephant scores again! Over.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Smooth voice}'' Baby Elephant scores again. O-ver.

==Two-O-Duo Stage==
'''On the first arrival in the scene'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' DÖI might not be the best band in any given ten-foot radius, but at least we're better than the Two-O-Duo.
:''{Shot of the Duo playing}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles excitedly}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Happy The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've gotta be kidding me!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{Rapping and playing the keytar}'' I may be soft 'round the middle, but I'm still hardcore,
:'''BUBS/COACH Z:''' ''{Simultaneously}'' We're/he's stealing stuff from my/his own dang store!
:'''COACH Z:''' And we're out
:'''BUBS:''' Hang on!
:'''COACH Z:''' I said, and we're out. ''{Music stops}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles admiringly}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Impressed The Cheat noises}''
:'''LARRY:''' These guys put the REALLY old back in old-school!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Great. The ONE act I thought would be worse than DÖI is actually kickin' it live!

===Banner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Two-O-Duo." That banner would look a lot cooler with a few umlauts.

===Bubs===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs! You're a keytar hero!
::'''BUBS:''' Can't talk now, Strong Bad! I gotta get ready to segue into Coach Z's next dance break!

===The Cheat===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo or the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat, why aren't you laying the beat down for Marzipan?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' A Strong Mad bass solo? I can't imagine why you'd want to miss that...

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages the Cool Tapes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't stop staring at the flaming wreckage of the Two-O-Duo reunion?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}'' Meh!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Word.

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes, but before he sabotages the the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Had to get away from the heat Marzipan was bringing down, huh?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both the Cool Tapes and the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the word, The Cheat?
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What's a Schadenfreude?

===Coach Z===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::''{Coach Z dances and shakes}''
::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangit. Coach Z's fancy dancin' prancin' is making everybody forget that his lyrics is whack.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Coach Z raps and wriggles }''
::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, this... ''{clears throat}'' "crowd" can't get enough of the way Bubs is making Coach Z shake his moolah-maker.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Coach Z writhes and bounces}''
::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I wanna win this contest, I've gotta put a stop to Coach Z's rhythmic convulsions!

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, that looks painful... but pretty hillartious.

===Dead Fish===
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pokes the fish}'' Ick. ''{Finds a shot glass}'' Hey sweet, it's the hard-to-find Limozeen shot glass featuring the unfortunately-named drummer Mary Palaroncini!

===Metal Detector===
:''{Strong Bad finds a page of the Limozeen game manual}''

===Pom Pom===
:'''Before Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo or PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shouldn't you be on-stage making Homestar's dreams a nighmarish reality?
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo, but before he sabotages PomStar'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey roundy, how 'bout that Two-O-Duo reunion?
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles irritatedly}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages PomStar, but before he sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't stand to face the wrath of angry fans?
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles accusingly}''

:'''After Strong Bad sabotages both PomStar and the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Bubs and Coach Z have stunk up this concert almost as badly as you and Homestar!
::'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''

===Pond===
:'''Before the bleach is added'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the ol' fishin' hole! ... I think it's got more apostrophes than fish.

:'''After the bleach is added'''
::''{Long, panning shot over the pond. A large tear leaks from Strong Bad's eye, which he hurriedly wipes away}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, must have got some bleach in my eye there for a second. That stuff's nasty!

====Bleach → Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Goes to pour the bleach in, then reconsiders}'' I'd better not. Once, I threw a gum wrapper in there, and Marzipan protested me into the middle of next week with the business end of her guitar. ''{Pan across the pond to see a flash-back Marzipan knocking a flash-back Strong Bad into the pond by means of Carol's headstock forcibly applied to his face, earning a Strong Bad abuse point. Present-day Strong Bad shakes his head}'' Who knows what she'd do to someone who bleach-dumped into this stinkpool? ''{Puts the bleach away}''

===Record Box===
:'''Before Strong bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the box of seven-inches Bubs is pullin' samples from. Let's see what's in here. ''{Looks in the box}'' Man! Bubs has all the classics!

:''{Strong Bad is given access to rearrange the records, as well as including ones from his inventory. When Strong Bad exits the box, Bubs puts down the keytar}''
:'''BUBS:''' Dance break! ''{Bubs plays each record from the box in order from front to back, and Coach Z performs the relevant dance moves.}''

::'''After a successful dance'''
:::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Excited noises/bubbles}''

::'''If Coach Z is not able to perform a particular move'''
:::'''COACH Z:''' Hey, DJ Bubs, whatchoo tryin' to prove? Ain't no way Coach Z can bust that move!
:::{{short hr}}
:::'''COACH Z:''' Feet so fine, feet so phat, but I don't really think I can dance like that.

::'''When Strong Bad orders the records such that Coach Z hits Bubs'''
:::'''BUBS:''' Uh-oh!
:::'''COACH Z:''' ''{hitting Bubs}'' Da punches! Da punches!
:::'''BUBS:''' No! Quit it! Ow! Knock it-! Stop! ''{Music stops with a record scratch}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' ''{frightened}'' Oh, jeez!
:::'''BUBS:''' ''{now very mad at Coach Z}'' That's it! I don't know WHY I thought it would be a good idea to get back together with a clumsy dumsy like you--
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' That was all me!
:::'''BUBS:''' ... but I'm never, ''ever'', EVER sharin' a stage, arena, or transient mens' motel lounge with you ever again! ''EVER''! ''{Leaves}''
:::'''COACH Z:''' Well, on with the show, I guess? ''{Raps}'' One, two, one-one two.
:::'''THE CHEAT/POM POM:''' ''{Disapproving noises/bubbles}''
:::''{A shot of the Squeedily-Dee-O-Meter showing the Two-O-Duo's approval drop like a rock}''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' That takes care of the Two-O-Duo. That's the third time this week I've gotten them to reunite and break up again in the same day!

:'''After Strong bad sabotages the Two-O-Duo'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't really need to mess with Bubs' records any more.

====Doin' the Wigglie====
:'''MARSHIE:''' Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle, go!
:''{Coach Z wiggles his body}''

====Left-Shift-Alt-Delete====
:'''SINGER:''' Left-shift, left-shift, left-shift... left-alt-delete.
:''{Coach Z slides to his left}''

====Roll with the Punches====
:'''SINGER:''' They make you roll with the punches, the punches (and then they, and then they) - they make you roll...
:''{Coach Z punches the air}''

====Slide Right, Y'all====
:'''SINGER:''' Ri-right, right, ri-ri-right, right, ri-right, right...
:''{Coach Z slides to his right}''

====Three O'Clock Twist====
:'''SINGER:''' It's the three, it's the three, it's the three o'clock twist.
:''{Coach Z turns ninety degrees to his right}''

====Hugo Left Me Miserable====
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hugo- Hugo left, left, left, le-left, left...
:''{Coach Z slides to his left}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

SBCG4AP Advertisement

Poopsmith Z — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:05:03 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Fast Forward */

{{about|advertisement for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]}} ''The article about the [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|gameplay trailer]] for the game has a similar title.''
{{watchtoon|sbcg4ap.html}}
'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''

[[Image:SBCG4AP Advertisement title.png|thumb|"Coming soon to a WiiWare near me-ware. Er, you-ware."]]

Strong Bad advertises ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, [[Mendelev]], [[Dongolev]], {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}

'''Places:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Classroom]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Thursday, April 10, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486 has SOLD OUT!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover, reading the words on screen}'' The following is an extremely well paid for commercial advertisement ''{pronounced ad-VER-tis-ment}'' and NOT a really funny cartoon.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: 3-D game-a?</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
You need make a 3-D Strong Bad video game with all the 
brst graphics. Not a bad game with dumb pixels! Come 
on MAN! 
From Kev the Mighty, Crenshaw Lane
</blockquote>
''{says "to" after "need" and reads "brst" as written, and "Mighty" as "moron"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A 3D video game? What you mean like this?

''{Strong Bad types '''strongbad3Dtotal.wad'''. The game appears on the Lappy's screen: a low-polygon 3D version of Strong Bad stands in a room with grey walls, one brown door with a window, a green and white checkered floor with a purple puddle, and containing one bed. Music from [[Strong Bad's Rhino Feeder]] plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD CHARACTER:''' ''{in a poorly-synthesized voice, as a speech bubble appears}'' Holy crap.

''{A similarly low-polygon version of Homestar Runner walks in from the right. The game is closed and the Lappy's screen shows the email again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or did you mean like THIS?!? ''{Strong Bad gets up and turns towards the viewer, moving off screen to the left.}'' Gimme that camera!

''{Strong Bad starts to move the camera around the room, which is rendered in full 3D.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah! ''{music starts; Strong Bad turns left to face Strong Sad, who is in his bedroom directly across the hall}'' Ooh, look at that voluptuous belly!

''{Strong Sad pats his belly twice. Strong Bad pans right, facing the stairs, where portraits of Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Strong Bad and The Cheat are hung, as he imitates a car engine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking down the stairs}'' Down the stairs! Doof-doof-doof-doof.

''{Strong Bad imitates a car engine again, turning right to face Strong Mad, who is standing near the front door by a table with two Neighborhood Style pizzas from The Pizz, with a third on the floor. He moves the camera over to the pizzas.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! Pizza. ''{pans to Strong Mad}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' IT'S THREE WEEKS OLD!

''{Strong Bad pans right to Coach Z, who is standing next to the kitchen area, while still making car sounds.''}

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, watch where you're pointin' that 3D!

''{Strong Bad moves past a recliner on his left, and the window and wooden horse and hush puppy signs on the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...3D ...

''{He walks through the door; Strong Bad's room can be seen directly opposite, across the hall. He turns right, then left down another flight of stairs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Witness my amazing videogame styles, in all three of the glorious Ds! ''{at the base of the stairs, he turns left, to see The Cheat standing on a washing machine to the right of a dryer, below the No Loafing sign}'' Hi, The Cheat.

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Depth, ''{turns into the basement, facing the Trogdor arcade game, then pans left to the couch}'' dimension, and—

''{The music scratches to a stop as Homestar Runner appears from below.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad. I've got a low polygon count. ''{smiles}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —dumb idiots.

''{Cut to a blue screen with a crude representation of the Telltale Games logo.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' From the people who made that game "''Rabbitdog and Bunnyman''", ''{crude drawings of Sam and Max appear, respectively}'' and the geniuses responsible ''{the Videlectrix logo replaces the others, appearing with yellow stars}'' for "''Trogdor: Let's Burninate Phonics''"—

''{An example of ''Trogdor: Let's Burninate Phonics'' appears, featuring Trogdor burninating a schwa while two green-suited archers look on from the corners of the screen. "SCHWA!!!" flashes as the symbol turns to dust.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —comes a 3D point-and-click-'em-up adventure ''{a Wii remote spins onto the screen, spinning out to a Powered by The Cheat drawing of a Nintendo Wii on a wooden table}'' that will quite literally leave your Wii console ''{the Wii remote falls to the left of the Wii}'' a smoldering crater.

''{The Wii explodes in a mushroom cloud, leaving a smoldering crater; the Wii remote is knocked into the air, then falls down again. Red scrawled text appears on top of the scene: * GAMe WiLL NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii—''unreadable''—ter.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{voiceover}'' Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater.

''{Red curtains close, then open again to reveal a pale blue background, which the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People logo flies into from the top. Music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Presenting ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People''!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the classroom, which is no longer in 3D.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or if you want to get in on the ground floor of the cool abbreviations: ''SBCG4AP''! ''{letters appear as he says them, then the abbreviation acquires orange-yellow drop shadows}''

''{Return to the blue screen with the logo, now with the caption "coming soon".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Coming soon to a WiiWare near me-ware. Er— you-ware.

''{Music stops, and the scene fades out, then back in to the back of Bubs' Concession Stand, where Strong Bad stands in the middle of Bubs, Strong Mad, Coach Z, The Cheat and Pom Pom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah man, the Super FX chip, that red thing you stuck in the N64, Mode 7 — and they even had to invent Mode 8 just for this game!

''{Medium shot of Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' You seen any graphics yet?

''{Medium shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not yet, but I sent them this concept art, ''{holds up a piece of paper with a drawing of himself holding a big knife, standing next to The Cheat}'' and I'm pretty sure they're gonna stick close to my vision.

''{Close-up on the drawing, accompanied by heavy-metal chords. It features a heavily-built Strong Bad with robot legs, webbing between his torso and arms, wearing spiky armor on his left arm and wielding a big knife in his right hand. A spark runs between the extended tips of his mask. He has a vicious-looking, slender The Cheat on a chain-link leash with a studded collar. "learn more at telltalegames.com" appears at the bottom, alongside the "back" link.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Polygon mesh|Polygon count]] is the number of polygons being used for a 3D model. Low polygon count allows for fast rendering but reduces detail.

===Trivia===
*This cartoon plays at a rate of 24 frames per second for the 3D cutscenes, instead of the usual 12. This makes the animation smoother, and frames change faster than usual, explaining why the characters' mouths move so fast. The last frame rate "substitute" was in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], when it was bumped up to 20 fps for a 3D effect.
*This short was added to the Wii [http://us.wii.com/channel_nintendo.jsp Nintendo Channel] on August 11, 2008 (the same day [[Homestar Ruiner]] was made available) under the title "Strong Bad Info Video 2".
**An additional still at the end bears the SBCG4AP "field" title card with "play it on WiiWare" written underneath it.

===Remarks===
*The Flash file is hosted on Telltale Game's website.
*The link at the end of the ad, "[[Telltale:/strongbad|learn more at telltalegames.com]]", was inactive at first but was activated soon after the cartoon's release.
*Even though the toon and its [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbcg4ap.swf|preview]] are animated at 24 frames per second, the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] is 12 frames per second, which causes the preview to play at half speed.
*This cartoon was the first of two promotional videos released on the same day to advertise ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'', the other being a [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|gameplay trailer]].
* In [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] and [[Sbemail 150?!?]], the computer room was one floor up from the couch. However, Strong Bad descends two sets of stairs to get to the couch, making it two stories down.
*Bubs' arms are rendered in an old bent style.
*The only other times Strong Bad handles the "camera" through which the viewer watches is in [[video games]].
*In the end, the sheet of lined paper that fills the screen appears to exceed the width of standard lined paper.

===Inside References===
*An application ending in .wad was used in the email [[secret identity]].
*In the drawing at the end, Strong Bad is holding a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]].
*The first 3D game Strong Bad pops up is similar to that of ''[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]'', which first appeared in [[date]].
*Advertisements being pronounced as "ad-VER-tis-ments" first appeared in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]].
*[[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]] and [[Minor Foods#Suge Brown|Suge Brown]] boxes appear on the counter in the kitchen.
*The "The Cheat, watch your freakin' back, Squeaky." picture and the wood burning of a horse from [[no loafing]] are on the wall in the living room.
*The [[:Image:Trailer pony.PNG|"Born to Be Danged!!!"]] Unicorn on a snowmobile poster from [[portrait]] is hanging up in Strong Bad's Room.
*The Strong Bad character says "[[Crap|Holy crap!]]", which was previously referenced in [[rated]], for Strong Bad not saying it for over 4 years.
*Strong Bad pronounces "Bunnyman" as "[["Man" pronounced as "m'n"|Bunnym'n]]".
*The "schwa" sound (Trogdor's burninating sound effect) was previously referenced in [[from work]].
*The "GAMe WiLL NOT LiTeRALLY" message contains [[lowercase i's]].
*Strong Mad stands by [[pizza]] boxes from [[The Pizz]].
*Strong Bad refers to his amazing videogame [[style]]s.
*The Wii [[Explosions|explodes]].

===Real-World References===
[[Image:VidelectrixPoster.png|thumb|Now you're playing with power... Videlectrix power!]]
*The [[Wikipedia:Super FX|Super FX Chip]] was an expansion chip for the [[Nintendo#Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)|Super NES video game console]] that increased its computational power, enabling 3-D graphics for games such as ''[[Wikipedia:StarFox (SNES)|StarFox]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:DOOM|DOOM]]'', as well as enhanced sprite scaling and rotation effects, such as those in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island|Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island]]''.
*"N64" is an abbreviation of "[[Nintendo#Nintendo 64|Nintendo 64]]," Nintendo's first home console designed specifically for displaying 3D graphics. The "red thing" Strong Bad mentions is the [[Wikipedia:Expansion Pak|Expansion Pak]], a memory enhancement add-on.
*[[Wikipedia:Mode 7|Mode 7]] originated on the Super NES, on which it describes a simple texture mapping graphics mode that allows a background layer to be rotated and scaled, as if in 3D. Mode 8 does not exist as of this time.
*The [[Videlectrix]] poster in the stairwell is a parody of an [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|NES]] [[:Image:NES poster Now You're Playing With Power.jpg|poster]] included with many games.
*"Rabbit Dog" and "Bunny Man" are the characters ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max|Sam and Max]]'', from the underground comic book by Steve Purcell of the same name, currently appearing in another game by [[Telltale Games]].
*The ".wad" extension of the first 3D game shown is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Doom WAD|WAD files]], as used in games like [[Wikipedia:Doom (video game)|''Doom'']].
**"wad" files are also used for WiiWare games on the Wii.
*Trogdor: Let's Burninate Phonics is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Jr. Math|Donkey Kong Jr. Math]] and other early edutainment games.
*Kev the Mighty is a reference to a book called Freak the Mighty.
*Crenshaw Lane is probably a reference to Crenshaw Lanes, a bowling alley on the campus of Florida State University, where [[Matt Chapman]] went to college.

===Fast Forward===
*The heavy metal guitar chords are used in SBCG4AP to signal when a user has ranked-up.
*The music heard when Strong Bad says "SBCG4AP" is the intro song to the first episode, "''My Style''".
*The Strong Bad concept art is actually used for Strong Bad's character model in the final boss battle of SBCG4AP Episode 5 [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== See Also ==
*[[3D Character Variations]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbcg4ap.html|watch the advertisement for "''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People''"]]
*[[Telltale:videos/strongbad3dtrailer|watch the advertisement at Telltale's website]]

*[[Forum:13870|forum thread re: ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' advertisement]]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Living Room of the Brothers Strong

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:57:03 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:Brothers Strong Living Room.png|thumb|Tons o' fun]]

The '''living room''' in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] has a hardwood floor and a lone smoke detector on the wall. It's usually used for parties such as the [[Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] afterparty and the [[Ladies' Choice Awards]]. A smoke alarm is visible on the wall. In [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is connected to the [[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong]].

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[helium]]
*Email [[2 emails]]
*Email [[impression]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[looking old]]
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]

[[Category:Rooms in the House of the Brothers Strong]]

Talk:Living Room of the Brothers Strong

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:54:06 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

Something about this page title doesn't sit right with me. It's a plural noun with a singular possessive. But "Brothers' Strong" and "Brothers Strongs'" and "Brother Strongs'" also seem incorrect. [[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora Szalinski]] 10:51, 26 Mar 2005 (MST)

I would make it "Living Room of the Brothers Strong," but the page is of questionable merit as is. [[User:Drhaggis|<nowiki></nowiki>]]- [[User:Drhaggis|Dr Haggis]] - [[User talk: Drhaggis|Talk]] 18:06, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

:I'd tend to agree with Drhaggis on the "questionable merit" of the article.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:09, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)
:Strange though it may look, "Brothers' Strong Living Room" is correct. Changed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:46, 20 May 2005 (UTC)

::"Brothers' Strong Living Room" is by no means correct. It is not even close to correct. "Brothers Strong's Living Room" would be correct. [[User:24.193.245.4|24.193.245.4]] 00:01, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)
::Seconded. [[User:Sgleason|S Gleason]] 02:32, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Change the title based on the titles of other BrothersStrong stuff, and, better still, add the article to the page where their house is. [[User:Thechamp|Thechamp]] 12:22, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)

*The punctuation of "Brothers' Strong" is in fact incorrect. It translates to "The Brothers's Strong Living Room", as though the living room was what was strong. "The Brothers Strong's Living Room" is the correct punctuation.[[User:Trelawney|Trelawney]] 23:12, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
::Pages should be moved to the correct title too. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:48, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

"Of the two features of the room, helium balloons have been present in every appearance except looking old"

That's the least sensical sentence I've ever read. :D

Talk:Planet K

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:35:33 GMT

Poopsmith Z: New page: Um, when is it referred to as Planet K? :S

Um, when is it referred to as Planet K? :S

Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:12:09 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Whoops. :p

[[Image:Redflavoredfluffypuff.png|thumb|"Oh, when it's done, it's lots of fun! J-E-L a-Ton!"]]
[[Homestar Runner]] was given a lifetime supply of '''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff]] Translucent Dessert Related Substance''' as a payment for the Fluffy Puff commercials he had done in the past. He filled the entire [[Swimming Pool]] with it when it was too cold to swim. [[Strong Bad]], Homestar and [[The Poopsmith]] ended up getting stuck in it. Eventually, [[The King of Town]] saved them by drinking all of it up. Its mascot is a red gelatin variation of [[Marshie]] called [[Gel-arshie]].

The dessert made a reappearance in [[Homestar Ruiner]], where it was referred to as "Fluffy Puff Jelaton" as if the longer name from winter pool never existed. [[Coach Z]] mails some to Homestar as a consolation prize for losing the Tri-Annual Race to the End of This Race, but Strong Bad uses the substance to help cheat in the race.

The dessert also appeared in [[8-Bit Is Enough]], in which oddly, it is referred to by both of its previously given names.

== Known Flavors ==
*[[Color flavored|Red-Flavored]]

== Appearances ==
*Email [[winter pool]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] (as '''Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton''')
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Fluffy Puff]]

Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:11:48 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:Redflavoredfluffypuff.png|thumb|"Oh, when it's done, it's lots of fun! J-E-L a-Ton!"]]
[[Homestar Runner]] was given a lifetime supply of '''[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Fluffy Puff]] Translucent Dessert Related Substance''' as a payment for the Fluffy Puff commercials he had done in the past. He filled the entire [[Swimming Pool]] with it when it was too cold to swim. [[Strong Bad]], Homestar and [[The Poopsmith]] ended up getting stuck in it. Eventually, [[The King of Town]] saved them by drinking all of it up. Its mascot is a red gelatin variation of [[Marshie]] called [[Gel-arshie]].

The dessert made a reappearance in [[Homestar Ruiner]], where it was referred to as "Fluffy Puff Jelaton" as if the longer name from winter pool never existed. [[Coach Z]] mails some to Homestar as a consolation prize for losing the Tri-Annual Race to the End of This Race, but Strong Bad uses the substance to help cheat in the race.

The dessert also appeared in [[8-Bit Is Enough]], in which oddly, it is referred to by both of its previously given names.

== Known Flavors ==
*[[Color flavored|Red-Flavored]]

== Appearances ==
*Email [[winter pool]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] (as '''Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton''')
*[[8-Bit As Enough]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]][[Category:Fluffy Puff]]

Charlemagne

Poopsmith Z — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:36:32 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:Charlemagne.png|thumb|Lush Vegetation]]
'''Charlemagne''' is [[Strong Sad]]'s deceased plant. He resides in the [[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong]]. [[Strong Bad]] claims in [[Homestar Ruiner]] that "it used to be healthy, but after Strong Sad started talking to it, [[Death|it decided to kill itself!]]" Strong Sad claims this isn't true, but Strong Bad states "That's not what the note said!" In [[Strong Badia the Free]], Strong Bad says "If only we'd read his journal, we might have seen the signs".

Charlemagne's relation to [[Credenza]] is unknown, though he may be a reference to Hubert, the dead plant seen in [[Wikipedia:Sam and Max|Sam and Max]], another episodic game series that [[Telltale Games]] had worked on prior to [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]. Like Charlemagne, Hubert was also treated as a living (well, formerly living) character.

Charlemagne's gender is not stated until [[Strong Badia the Free]], in which Strong Bad confirmes that he is male (or was, before his passing). If the [[BMW Lighter]] is used on Charlemagne in this episode, Strong Bad says that the plant can't be cremated, as he is apparently a registered organ donor.

In [[8-Bit Is Enough]], Strong Sad tells [[Trogdor]] that Charlemagne is a burning, peasant baby and throws him out of the window. Trogdor chases after him and then Strong Sad locks the door. He claims that Charlemagne would have wanted to go out nobly saving the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].

== Appearances ==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]

[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Advantage

Poopsmith Z — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:25:53 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

{{Infobox Band |
band_name=Advantage |
image= [[Image:Advantage.png|230px]] |
origin= New Jersey |
genre=[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]] | |
member= Tawny (Drums) ''(Unknown)'' ''(Unknown)'' ''(Unknown)'' |
backup= N/A |
discography= [[The Limozeen Advantage|Huggin' and A-lovin' and A-livin' by the Minute]] (2007)|
producer= N/A |
}}
{{stub}}
'''Advantage''' was the all-girl [[Heavy Metal|metal]] band from "Jersey" that [[Larry Palaroncini]] found to open for [[Limozeen]] during the toon [[The Limozeen Advantage]]. They are voiced by [[Jackie Chapman]], [[Karen Wagner]] and [[Dana Swanson]]. The only member of the band that is identified by name is the redheaded drummer, Tawny.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[The Limozeen Advantage]]

{{Template:Limozeen}}
[[Category:Bands]][[Category:Limozeen Characters]]

8-Bit is Enough

Poopsmith Z — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:47:39 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Real World References */

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:8-Bit_is_Enough_Logo.png|thumb|The Logo of 8-Bit is Enough]]
[[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.png|thumb|"Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes. It was released December 15, 2008.

[[Trogdor]] has broken free of his arcade cabinet to [[Free Country USA]], burninating the land! And [[Stinkoman]] has come too, for as of yet unknown reasons. It's up to Strong Bad to figure out why they're here and what they want - and also how to get rid of them. What's more, classic 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, turning [[Strong Badia]] into a fiery mess! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Marshie|Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Homestar Ruiner|Boxer Joe]], [[Strong Badia the Free|The Algebros]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}

'''Known Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Planet K]], [[Strong Badia]], Computer Mainframe, [[Peasantry]]

==Preview Transcript==
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the telebision, with a short bvit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{ Stinkoman pops up from behind the veiwer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

==Trivia==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.

===Remarks===
*[[Videlectrix]]'s website provides potential buildup for this game's events, as they say they've had enough of [[Telltale Games]].
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]] and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.

===Real World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (video game)|Donkey Kong]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]]
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in [[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Season One|Sam And Max Season One]]

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]

{{SBCG4AP}}

8-Bit is Enough

Poopsmith Z — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:47:16 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Real World References */

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:8-Bit_is_Enough_Logo.png|thumb|The Logo of 8-Bit is Enough]]
[[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.png|thumb|"Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes. It was released December 15, 2008.

[[Trogdor]] has broken free of his arcade cabinet to [[Free Country USA]], burninating the land! And [[Stinkoman]] has come too, for as of yet unknown reasons. It's up to Strong Bad to figure out why they're here and what they want - and also how to get rid of them. What's more, classic 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, turning [[Strong Badia]] into a fiery mess! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Marshie|Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Homestar Ruiner|Boxer Joe]], [[Strong Badia the Free|The Algebros]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}

'''Known Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[The Field]], [[Planet K]], [[Strong Badia]], Computer Mainframe, [[Peasantry]]

==Preview Transcript==
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the telebision, with a short bvit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{ Stinkoman pops up from behind the veiwer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

==Trivia==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.

===Remarks===
*[[Videlectrix]]'s website provides potential buildup for this game's events, as they say they've had enough of [[Telltale Games]].
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]] and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.

===Real World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (video game)|Donkey Kong]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]]
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in [[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Season One]]

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Trailer Home

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:28:52 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:sbemail142.png|thumb|"You get back here with that remote, Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman."]]
The '''Trailer Home''' is a double-wide trailer that characters have been seen in, though it is unknown if anyone actually takes residence in it. It has two [[Cow Lamp|moose lamps]], a [[Hanging Objects#From portrait|blacklight poster]], and a painting, which were featured in the email [[portrait]]. It also has a green armchair, and a television set with what appears to be a [[Cold One]] on top of it, which were later seen in [[secret identity]]. In that email, it is the place where the [[Secret Identities|secret identity]] of [[Strong Bad]], "[[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]]", lives with his children, one of which is Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman. Strong Bad claims the trailer is in "Broiter Grove", a town found on the back of the now discontinued [[Limozeen]] "[[Limozeen#Zeenin' Across the Country 2001|Zeenin' Across the Country 2001]]" t-shirt. [[Homestar Runner]]'s voice was heard here in portrait, and he claims the moose lamp is his, so it is possible that he owns the trailer.

The wood panelling on the walls is similar to that seen in the [[Laundry Room Of The Brothers Strong]], [[The Bar]] and a background in [[Modeling]].

===Appearances===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[portrait]]
*Email [[secret identity]]

[[Category:Houses]]

Audio Quality

Poopsmith Z — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:14:08 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

The '''audio quality''' varies sometimes between the [[toons]], [[:Category:DVDs|DVDs]], [[Quote of the Week|quotes of the week]], [[Podstar Runner]] and other elements of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.

==Higher Quality examples==
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Marzipan's Character Video]]
*[[Lookin at a Thing in A Bag]] — The sound of the birds chirping is stereo.
*[[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town's Character Video]]
*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
*[[Hallrunner]]
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — levels 7 through 9
*[[An Important Rap Song]]
*The [[MixMastah 800]] from [[One Two, One Two]]
*[[Where's an Egg?]] — the music is stereo.
*[[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
*[[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
*[[Trudgemank]]
*All [[Quote of the Week|Quotes of the Week]]
*All [[Podstar Runner|Podcasts]]
*Most of the [[DVD]]s' contents, save for those listed below.
*All episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]].

==Lower Quality examples==
*The DVD version of the Strong Libs Easter egg in [[lackey]].
*The rest of the [[Podstar Runner|podcast]] version of [[bottom 10]] after the scene with wet The Cheat.
*The Easter eggs in the DVD version of [[death metal]].
*The DVD version of [[Sick Day]].
*The DVD version of [[Ballad of The Sneak]].
*A few sounds from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], though most of the toon is in high-quality - it appears the Brothers Chaps no longer had high quality samples of some of the sounds used.
*[[An Open Forum]].
*The Ron Dardman Easter egg in the DVD version of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].
*Early [[Toons]] and [[Strong Bad Email]]s.

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[[Category:Research]]

Strong Bad Evolution

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:44:24 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

Like [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]] has had his share of changes. He's "grown" a blue diamond and a silver V on his forehead and eventually lost his Mexican accent. His personality has changed significantly.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|150px]]|| This is the first Strong Bad design (AKA "[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]"). || 1996 || [[Original Book]]; ''[[Strumstar Hammer]]''; ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[Main Page 20]]''; ''[[alternate universe]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]'' || N/A
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_mls.png|150px]] || The second design || 1999 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Old Characters Page]]; ''[[personal favorites]]''; ''[[lady...ing]]'' || His mouth is now flesh colored, his eyes are green and detailed, the silver crest and blue diamond are now on his head, and he seems to have grown. His eyes seem to be inside his mask, not outside. He has blue pants, brighter colors, shading, and a belly button. He seems to be less lopsided. He now has some simple shading.
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|150px]] || The third design || 2000 || [[Character Cards]]; [[The Reddest Radish]] || His eyes are now back outside his head, his pants are a brighter blue, and he's shaded more brightly. He's lost his belly button and wears red shoes.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_jumpingjack.png|150px]] || The fourth design || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]; [[Strong Libs]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in picture), [[Email Processing Room]] (Silhouette) || His design is neater, his red has gotten darker, and he now wears black pants. His boxing gloves are bigger, his legs are closer together, there's more shading, and the outline has become thinner. His arms are wider and shorter. His eyes are rounder.
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook_sb.png|150px]] || The fifth design || 2000 || [[Strong Bad Sings]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[A Jorb Well Done]]; [[The Luau]]; [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[some kinda robot]] to [[halloweener]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 6|6]], [[Main Page 7|7]], [[Main Page 8|8]] and [[Main Page 11|11]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || The outline is colored and has gotten thinner, and his colors are brighter. The division between his boots and pants is now slanted. Around this point Strong Bad loses the "I'm the bad guy" role to more of a mean funny cool guy. His voice is still somewhat Hispanic, but to a lesser extent; the current Strong Bad voice is becoming more noticeable. His mouth has a very thin outline in this version.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_current.png|150px]] || The sixth design. || 2001 || [[A Mother's Day Message]] ; [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[brianrietta]] to [[extra plug]]; [[garage sale]]; [[The Cheat Theme Song]]; [[Where's The Cheat?]]; [[First Time Here?]]; [[Everybody to the Limit]]; [[Main Page 15]]; [[Homestar Talker]]; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]; [[A Decemberween Pageant]]; [[Decemberween Email Menu]]; [[The System is Down]]; [[Superbowl Dealie]]; [[Arcade Game]]; [[Revenge of the King]]; [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]; [[Malloween Commercial]]; [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]; [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]; [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]; [[New Boots]]; [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]; [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; [[Experimental Film]]; [[Halloween Fairstival]] || He now has a reflection to his eye and much better shading. Around his chest, there is some reflection. The black in his mask turned to a lighter shade of gray. His mouth is shaded and his gloves now have the window reflection. By now, the hispanic accent has, more or less, gone away and evolved into a much more relaxed voice that goes up and down in tone, unlike the previous ones which seemed to be a forced low-as-possible tone. His pants have a purplish shine and he has shrunk a little in proportion. His legs are now closer together.
|-
| [[Image:MontageStrongBad.png|150px]] || The seventh design. || 2004 || All [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[montage]] to [[candy product]]; [[redesign]] ; Main Pages [[Main Page 22|22]] and [[Main Page 23|23]]; [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]; [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]; [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]; [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]; [[Store Thank You Messages]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Happy Fireworks]]; [[Cool Things]]; [[TrogdorCon '97]]; [[Sick Day]]; [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]; [[Fall Float Parade]]; [[Happy Trogday]] || His head is bigger and his arms are higher up and shorter. His shoes are darker, a different shape and have different shading. The black on his face is slightly darker, and takes up more space. His pants seem to have lost some of their purple shading. The diamond and V-shape are also more symmetrical to each other, though some toons and even a few emails retain the previous version's V-shape. Likewise, the shading on Strong Bad's boots seems to drift from this version's style to the previous version and back. Where his boots meet his pants, they lose the angle that was in the previous design. In the sbemails, when his head bobs up and down, it tilts less.
|-
| [[Image:currentbad.png|150px]] || This is the current design. || 2006 || Various toons from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] to current; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s starting with [[alternate universe]]; [[Main Page 24]] || His eyes are closer together, making his face appear less flat. The eyes and V-shape are slightly different shapes. The black in his mask is darker and bigger, slightly extending past what we can see of his head. There is less shading on the diamond. The purple shading on his pants is back, although the one on his right leg is on the opposite side. The light shading on one half of the black in his mask is slightly darker.
|}
[[Category:Character Evolution]]

Strong Bad Evolution

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:39:56 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

Like [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]] has had his share of changes. He's "grown" a blue diamond and a silver V on his forehead and eventually lost his Mexican accent. His personality has changed significantly.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|150px]]|| This is the first Strong Bad design (AKA "[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]"). || 1996 || [[Original Book]]; ''[[Strumstar Hammer]]''; ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[Main Page 20]]''; ''[[alternate universe]]''; ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]'' || N/A
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_mls.png|150px]] || The second design || 1999 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Old Characters Page]]; ''[[personal favorites]]''; ''[[lady...ing]]'' || His mouth is now flesh colored, his eyes are green and detailed, the silver crest and blue diamond are now on his head, and he seems to have grown. His eyes seem to be inside his mask, not outside. He has blue pants, brighter colors, shading, and a belly button. He seems to be less lopsided. He now has some simple shading.
|-
| [[Image:sbcharcards.png|150px]] || The third design || 2000 || [[Character Cards]]; [[The Reddest Radish]] || His eyes are now back outside his head, his pants are a brighter blue, and he's shaded more brightly. He's lost his belly button and wears red shoes.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_jumpingjack.png|150px]] || The fourth design || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]; [[Strong Libs]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in picture), [[Email Processing Room]] (Silhouette) || His design is neater, his red has gotten darker, and he now wears black pants. His boxing gloves are bigger, his legs are closer together, there's more shading, and the outline has become thinner. His arms are wider and shorter. His eyes are rounder.
|-
| [[Image:Yearbook_sb.png|150px]] || The fifth design || 2000 || [[Strong Bad Sings]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Homestarloween Party]]; [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[A Jorb Well Done]]; [[The Luau]]; [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[some kinda robot]] to [[halloweener]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 6|6]], [[Main Page 7|7]], [[Main Page 8|8]] and [[Main Page 11|11]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || The outline is colored and has gotten thinner, and his colors are brighter. The division between his boots and pants is now slanted. Around this point Strong Bad loses the "I'm the bad guy" role to more of a mean funny cool guy. His voice is still somewhat Hispanic, but to a lesser extent; the current Strong Bad voice is becoming more noticeable. His mouth has a very thin outline in this version.
|-
| [[Image:sb_evolution_current.png|150px]] || The sixth design. || 2001 || [[A Mother's Day Message]] ; [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[brianrietta]] to [[extra plug]]; [[garage sale]]; [[The Cheat Theme Song]]; [[Where's The Cheat?]]; [[First Time Here?]]; [[Everybody to the Limit]]; [[Main Page 15]]; [[Homestar Talker]]; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]; [[A Decemberween Pageant]]; [[Decemberween Email Menu]]; [[The System is Down]]; [[Superbowl Dealie]]; [[Arcade Game]]; [[Revenge of the King]]; [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]; [[Malloween Commercial]]; [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]; [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]; [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]; [[New Boots]]; [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]; [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]; [[Experimental Film]]; [[Halloween Fairstival]] || He now has a reflection to his eye and much better shading. Around his chest, there is some reflection. The black in his mask turned to a lighter shade of gray. His mouth is shaded and his gloves now have the window reflection. By now, the hispanic accent has, more or less, gone away and evolved into a much more relaxed voice that goes up and down in tone, unlike the previous ones which seemed to be a forced low-as-possible tone. His pants have a purplish shine and he has shrunk a little in proportion. His legs are now closer together.
|-
| [[Image:MontageStrongBad.png|150px]] || The seventh design. || 2004 || All [[Strong Bad Email]]s from [[montage]] to [[candy product]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 22|22]] and [[Main Page 23|23]]; [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]; [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]; [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]; [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]; [[Store Thank You Messages]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Happy Fireworks]]; [[Cool Things]]; [[TrogdorCon '97]]; [[Sick Day]]; [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]; [[Fall Float Parade]]; [[Happy Trogday]] || His head is bigger and his arms are higher up and shorter. His shoes are darker, a different shape and have different shading. The black on his face is slightly darker, and takes up more space. His pants seem to have lost some of their purple shading. The diamond and V-shape are also more symmetrical to each other, though some toons and even a few emails retain the previous version's V-shape. Likewise, the shading on Strong Bad's boots seems to drift from this version's style to the previous version and back. Where his boots meet his pants, they lose the angle that was in the previous design. In the sbemails, when his head bobs up and down, it tilts less.
|-
| [[Image:currentbad.png|150px]] || This is the current design. || 2006 || Various toons from [[Sbemail 150?!?]] to current; all [[Strong Bad Email]]s starting with [[alternate universe]]; [[Main Page 24]] || His eyes are closer together, making his face appear less flat. The eyes and V-shape are slightly different shapes. The black in his mask is darker and bigger, slightly extending past what we can see of his head. There is less shading on the diamond. The purple shading on his pants is back, although the one on his right leg is on the opposite side. The light shading on one half of the black in his mask is slightly darker.
|}
[[Category:Character Evolution]]

The Chief

Poopsmith Z — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:34:10 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:TheChief.png|thumb|"I knew you'd come through, Dangeresque."]]
'''The Chief''' is an [[Unseen Characters|unseen person]] who employs [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] in the game [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]. He locks Dangeresque in the [[Smoky Office]] until Dangeresque could solve a case involving an attack. He constantly yells and seems to be very irritable. Dangeresque suggests that The Chief is balding and watches football. Apparently, women find The Chief very unattractive.

It is unknown which character plays The Chief, possibly [[Strong Mad]], due to all of his dialogue being rendered in block capitals, [[Bubs]] due to having a similar way of speaking, or [[The Cheat]], due to having a very similar name, save for two letters.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]

{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category:Dangeresque Characters]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:21:33 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Real-World References */

{{gamenav|New Game|dangeresque|Kid Speedy|TROGDOR!}}
[[Image:Dangeresque Roomisode 1 Gameplay Screenshot.PNG|thumb|"This whole system is outta line!"]]
''Roomisodic gaming makes its debut with Strong Bad's secret detective-for-hire action hero: Dangeresque! Point and Click your way to adventure but don't forget the Arrow Keys!'' — [[Videlectrix]]

'''Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque''' is a [[Videlectrix]] adventure game in the style of old [[Wikipedia:LucasArts adventure games|LucasArts adventure games]]. The player must help Dangeresque solve a case without leaving [[Smoky Office|his office]].

'''Cast:''' [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Renaldo]], [[The Chief]], {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Date:''' Monday, December 1, 2008

'''Page Title:''' Dangeresque - Roomisode 1: Behind The Dangerdesque

==Ways to Lose the Game==
All Game Overs have the same "go to jail" ending.
*Use the door 3 times
*Talk to the door 3 times
*Use the coffee with the case file
*Use Dragon-Man takeout with the case file
*Miss with the inked UNSOLVED stamp on the case file

==Fun Facts==

===Remarks===
*When Pom Pom unsticks the take-out food, Japanese letters flash briefly, despite the fact that the food and kung-fu martial arts are Chinese.
**The characters are [[wikipedia:katakana|katakana]], and spell "Kikku", or basically "Kick!"
*After collecting the photographic evidence, when the camera is used on an item in the room Dangeresque says he won't take another picture because he's "only gots one instant shot left," but when the camera is used on the window he says he's "outta film."
*The backgrounds, particularly the clouds at the end of the game, are very reminiscent of [[wikipedia:Day of the Tentacle|Day of the Tentacle]].
*Strong Bad does not look as short next to The Chief as he does next to the people in the "Behind The Bad" shorts.
*The only time you need to manually move Strong Bad is if he's on the opposite of the desk.

===Fixed Goofs===
*The Videlectrix main page initially linked to [[HR:roomisode1.html|roomisode1.html]] upon release. This was fixed within a few minutes.
*Looking at the rug when the glowing ink is visible would previously earn points each time attempted.
*Looking at or using the take-out before having it dislodged could also be repeated for additional points.
*Placing the whoozit last would prevent the player from finishing the game.
*If you inked the stamp, then pounded the desk again, another stamp would appear in the drawer.
*Placing the inked rubber stamp in the window and then closing the desk drawer used to make the stamp disappear. Reopening the drawer then made it reappear. Attempting to retrieve the stamp replayed the stamp-getting sequence. (The stamp did not reappear on the window sill until re-inked.) This caused two stamps (one inked, one dry) in the inventory at once. These actions also earned points each time they were completed, thus one was able to achieve a score over 170. However, once placed and disappeared, the blinds could not be closed again and Strong Bad was also unable to put anything new on the window sill.
*Clicking on the switch while below the chair formerly caused the game to hang.

===Glitches===
*The safe-combination note is semi-transparent and in front of Dangeresque, so when walking over the safe-combination note, its color changes to whatever color is behind it.
*While using the numpad to move, sometimes moving diagonally will make Strong Bad walk backwards.
*After spinning the chair the first time and uncovering the business card, the card appears briefly a second time as Strong Bad is hopping off the chair. This does not happen in subsequent chair spins.
*If you use the takeout package with the blinds, but Strong Bad is not near the window at the time, Strong Bad will reach into the air in his current location, and the takeout will magically appear on the windowsill. If you do the same with other inventory items or open/close the blinds when you are not near the window, Strong Bad will walk over to the window before this animation occurs.
*If you keep repeatedly clicking to use the un-solved stamp on the case file it will cause the animation to glitch and reset and can even cause the file to become marked solved with the stamp mark in the center of the page
*You can walk Dangeresque into the desk if you walk up into it near the bottom-left corner.

===Inside References===
*[[Puking|Upchuck]] is called "whoozit", which is similar to how crap is called "[[whatsit]]".
*One of the "Game Over" screens in the game says "[[Seriously]] though".
*When Strong Bad gets off the chair the first time, he says "feelin' woozy", like Strong Sad did in [[caffeine]].
*If Strong Bad stamps the casefile as UN-SOLVED, he remarks "This does not look good for Dangeresque", which is similar to Homestar's line in [[50 emails]]

===Real-World References===
*When using the phone, Strong Bad says "We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!", a reference to the famous [[Wikipedia:I've fallen and I can't get up!|LifeCall commercial]].
*At the start, the Dangeresque logo has sparkles similar to the Lucasarts logo in [[Wikipedia:The Secret Of Monkey Island|The Secret Of Monkey Island]] by Lucasarts and [[Wikipedia:Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places)|Leisure Suit Larry 2]] by Sierra.
*You can also use the numpad to move, even diagonally, much like the classic Sierra games.
*The scene with Dangeresque and Renaldo bursting into the room is similar to the intro sequence from [[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Hit The Road|Sam & Max Hit The Road]].
*The background art is reminiscent of the ones in Sierra's VGA adventure games.
*WASD is the popularized setup for modern first person shooter games.
*Using WASD/Arrow Keys and the mouse to interact is a hybrid between text-parser and point'n'click adventure games.
*Dangeresque saying "I need to WASD myself closer" is similar to text-parser adventure games, where you would have to be next to something in order to interact with it.
*Strong Bad going to jail is a reference to game over sequences in Sierra adventure games, this was previously parodied in the [[Wikipedia:Monkey Island Series|Monkey Island]] series.
**The game over screen also has some resemblance to the game over screen in [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Country 2|Donkey Kong Country 2]].

==See Also==
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Walkthrough]]
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:dangeresque.html|play "Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque"]]
*[[HR:dangeresque.swf|view the Flash file for "Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque"]]
*[[Forum:14903|forum thread re: "Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque"]]

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{{Dangeresque}}
{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category: Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category: Coach Z Filmography]]

Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:30:21 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Real-World References */

{{gamenav|New Game|dangeresque|Kid Speedy|TROGDOR!}}
[[Image:Dangeresque Roomisode 1 Gameplay Screenshot.PNG|thumb|"This whole system is outta line!"]]
''Roomisodic gaming makes its debut with Strong Bad's secret detective-for-hire action hero: Dangeresque! Point and Click your way to adventure but don't forget the Arrow Keys!'' — [[Videlectrix]]

'''Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque''' is a [[Videlectrix]] adventure game in the style of old [[Wikipedia:LucasArts adventure games|LucasArts adventure games]]. The player must help Dangeresque solve a case without leaving [[Smoky Office|his office]].

'''Cast:''' [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], [[Renaldo]], [[The Chief]], {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Date:''' Monday, December 1, 2008

'''Page Title:''' Dangeresque - Roomisode 1: Behind The Dangerdesque

==Ways to Lose the Game==
All Game Overs have the same "go to jail" ending.
*Use the door 3 times
*Talk to the door 3 times
*Use the coffee with the case file
*Use Dragon-Man takeout with the case file
*Miss with the inked UNSOLVED stamp on the case file

==Fun Facts==

===Remarks===
*When Pom Pom unsticks the take-out food, Japanese letters flash briefly, despite the fact that the food and kung-fu martial arts are Chinese.
**The characters are [[wikipedia:katakana|katakana]], and spell "Kikku", or basically "Kick!"
*After collecting the photographic evidence, when the camera is used on an item in the room Dangeresque says he won't take another picture because he's "only gots one instant shot left," but when the camera is used on the window he says he's "outta film."
*The backgrounds, particularly the clouds at the end of the game, are very reminiscent of [[wikipedia:Day of the Tentacle|Day of the Tentacle]].

===Fixed Goofs===
*The Videlectrix main page initially linked to [[HR:roomisode1.html|roomisode1.html]] upon release. This was fixed within a few minutes.
*Looking at the rug when the glowing ink is visible would previously earn points each time attempted.
*Looking at or using the take-out before having it dislodged could also be repeated for additional points.
*Placing the whoozit last would prevent the player from finishing the game.
*If you inked the stamp, then pounded the desk again, another stamp would appear in the drawer.

===Glitches===
*Placing the inked rubber stamp in the window and then closing the desk drawer will make the stamp disappear. Reopening the drawer will make it reappear. Attempting to retrieve the stamp will replay the stamp-getting sequence. (The stamp will not reappear on the window sill until re-inked.) This can cause two stamps (one inked, one dry) in the inventory at once. These actions will earn you points each time they're completed, thus one is able to achieve a score over 170. However, once placed and disappeared, the blinds cannot be closed again.
*Clicking on the switch while below the chair will cause the cursor to turn into a clock and hand.
*The safe-combination note is semi-transparent and in front of Dangeresque, so when walking over the safe-combination note, its color changes to whatever color is behind it.
*While using the numpad to move, sometimes moving diagonally will make Strong Bad walk backwards.
*If you take the inked rubber stamp from your inventory and use it on the blinds (while they're up), then retrieve it, you will retrieve a dry one from the desk, and still receive the same amount of points as received when you got it the first time. This can be done unlimited times for extra points.
*After spinning the chair the first time and uncovering the business card, the card appears briefly a second time as Strong Bad is hopping off the chair. This does not happen in subsequent chair spins.
*If you use the takeout package with the blinds, but Strong Bad is not near the window at the time, Strong Bad will reach into the air in his current location, and the takeout will magically appear on the windowsill. If you do the same with other inventory items or open/close the blinds when you are not near the window, Strong Bad will walk over to the window before this animation occurs.
*If you keep repeatedly clicking to use the un-solved stamp on the case file it will cause the animation to glitch and reset and can even cause the file to become marked solved with the stamp mark in the center of the page

===Inside References===
*[[Puking|Upchuck]] is called "whoozit", which is similar to how crap is called "[[whatsit]]".
*One of the "Game Over" screens in the game says "[[Seriously]] though".

===Real-World References===
*When using the phone, Strong Bad says "We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!", a reference to the famous [[Wikipedia:I've fallen and I can't get up!|LifeCall commercial]].
*At the start, the Dangeresque logo has sparkles similar to the Lucasarts logo in [[Wikipedia:The Secret Of Monkey Island|The Secret Of Monkey Island]] by Lucasarts and [[Wikipedia:Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places)|Leisure Suit Larry 2]] by Sierra.
*You can also use the numpad to move, even diagonally, much like the classic Sierra games.
*The scene with Dangeresque and Renaldo bursting into the room is similar to the intro sequence from [[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Hit The Road|Sam & Max Hit The Road]].
*Dangeresque's office bears some resemblance to Sam & Max's office.
*The background art is reminiscent of the ones in Sierra's VGA adventure games.
*WASD is the popularized setup for modern first person shooter games.
*Using WASD/Arrow Keys and the mouse to interact is a hybrid between text-parser and point'n'click adventure games.
*Dangeresque saying "I need to WASD myself closer" is similar to text-parser adventure games, where you would have to be next to something in order to interact with it.
*Strong Bad going to jail is a reference to game over sequences in Sierra adventure games, this was previously parodied in the [[Wikipedia:Monkey Island Series|Monkey Island]] series.
**The game over screen also has some resemblance to the game over screen in [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Country 2|Donkey Kong Country 2]].
*In the ending, Dangeresque running on the rooftops is a reference to the intro sequence from [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Graphic Adventure|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]] where Indiana similarly leaps the cars on a train.

==See Also==
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Walkthrough]]
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:dangeresque.html|play "Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque"]]
*[[HR:dangeresque.swf|view the Flash file for "Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque"]]
*[[Forum:14903|forum thread re: "Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque"]]

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{{Dangeresque}}
{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category: Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category: Coach Z Filmography]]

Heavy Lourde

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:56:37 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:heavy_lourde.png|thumb|Heavy Lourde]]
[[Image:heavyhomsar.PNG|thumb|The Heavy Lourde doing what it does best.]]

The '''Heavy Lourde''' is an extremely large weight that drops on various characters. The most frequent victim of this weight is [[Homsar]]. In [[French]], "lourde" means "heavy", making the name redundant. "Lourde" might also be a deliberate mis-pronunciation of "load".

This gag is a reference to countless classic cartoons in which characters were incapacitated by a falling weight or anvil.

The bilingual labeling on the weight may refer to the [[Wikipedia:bilingual sign|bilingual labeling]] of items [[Wikipedia:Bilingualism in Canada|required]] in Canada and becoming more prevalent in the United States since the advent of [[Wikipedia:NAFTA|NAFTA]]. When a bag is over a certain weight, a label is added to the bag saying "Heavy Lourde" on two lines in the same way it appears on the large weight.

In the [[FAQ]], a similar weight (labeled "1 TON") appears in the activity on the last page. Also, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], [[What's Her Face]] is squashed by a similar weight reading "NO Pounds".

==Appearances==

*'''Debut:''' Email [[homsar]] — Homsar is squished.
*[[Homsar Main Page]] — Homsar is again squished when the "[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]" button is selected.
*Email [[stunt double]] — [[Strong Sad]] gets "what [he] like[s] to call a broken neck", as a stunt double for [[Strong Bad]], who is playing [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], when the Heavy Lourde is dropped on him.
*Email [[garage sale]] — The Heavy Lourde is for sale at Strong Bad's garage sale.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the second part of the Triannual Race to the End of the Race, competitors must carry the Lourde while jumping on a pogo stick.

[[Category:Weapons]]

Dangeresque: Puppet Squad

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:54:21 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

{{puppetnav|dangeresquePS1.html|Marshie vs. Little Girl|Everybody Knows It}}
[[Image:DangeresquePuppets.PNG|thumb|The Curly-Fried Caper!]]
Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too track down the guy who stole his curly fries that one time.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''
*{{Film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{Film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]]
*{{Film|The Cheat}} as [[Szechuan Steve]]
*[[Shark Tooth Bubs]] as an unnamed bad guy (possibly [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]])

'''Places:''' A dark office, outside of a warehouse

'''Date:''' Monday, November 10, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:12 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 2:10 actual

'''Page Title:''' Puppets on Patrol!

==Transcript==
''{Close-up of a mug reading "THE WORLD'S BEST CROOKED COP", written in marker pen on tape. Longer shot of Puppet Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) sitting in a darkened office, slurping noisily out of the mug while it's still sitting on the table. Strong Bad pushes the mug aside.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, I just drank that.

''{Shot of Puppet Homestar Runner (as Dangeresque Too) carrying an envelope. The envelope reads "FOR YOUR COOL [[Cool Shades|COOL GLASSES]] ONLY Your pal, Dangeresque Too". The envelope is dropped on the table in front of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's this?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Guess who just busted out of jail.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls a sheet of paper out of the envelope with a WANTED poster showing The Cheat, with the name "Szechuan Steve" written underneath.}'' Szechuan Steve? The criminal mastermind behind stealing my curly fries one time? Let's go!

''{Strong Bad grabs his nunchuk gun. Shot of the two running along the top of a building. As their figurine stunt doubles jump over the edge, the shot freezes, and the titles come up on the screen, with a voice-over reading them out.}''

'''VOICE OVER:''' Dangeresque: Puppet Squad — The Curly Fried Caper!

''{Panning shot of an abandoned warehouse. Strong Bad and Homestar arrive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Broken windows. This must be the place!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These mean streets are tough. I'll handle the dumpsters, YOU take the piles of cardboard boxes.

'''BOTH:''' Break!

''{They run off in opposite directions. Alternate shots of Strong Bad savaging some cardboard boxes, and Homestar (and his stunt double) running and jumping over some dumpsters.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Hut! Waaaa! Oof!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Blargh! Wroa! Yaaa!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hut! Whoa! Oof!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Hitting the boxes with his nunchuck gun}'' Stupid cardboard boxes! I hate you! Stupid cardboard boxes!

''{Strong Bad and Homestar come back together again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There he is!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gasp!

''{Shot of Puppet The Cheat (as Szechuan Steve), apparently wearing a Chinese food box as a hat, standing on the roof holding a cardboard tray of curly fries.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand over the curly fries, Szechuan Steve!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{More The Cheat noises. Drops the fries over the edge of the building.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In low-pitched, pretend-slow-motion voice}'' Nooooooo!

''{Slow-motion shot of the curly fries and tray falling to the ground. Or rather, a shot of the curly fries being lowered slowly on strings. Strong Bad catches the tray, then catches all of the curly fries in the tray.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I got you guys!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nice catch, D-man! I'll handle Szechuan Steve!

''{Homestar jumps to the top of the building and kicks The Cheat to the ground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Dangeresque Too. Looks like we finally caught the guy responsible for one time stealing my curly fries!

''{Long shot of Strong Bad, Homestar and The Cheat's action-figure stunt doubles. Pan right, to see Shark-Tooth Bubs with a mustache and wearing a white hat watching the scene.}''

'''SHARK-TOOTH BUBS:''' Or did you?

''{Dramatic riff. An "Again" link appears, along with "Dangeresque is coming soon to WiiWare and PC! click to find out more", which links to the Telltale Games website}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Character figures are used in stunts and long-range shots for both puppets, as otherwise the shots would reveal their human controllers. In particular, the Homestar puppet does not have any legs, thus requiring the use of a stand-in.
**Strong Bad's stunt double, The Cheat in the final scene, and Homestar's standing-still stunt double are Set One [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|character figurines]], while Homestar's running stunt double is a Set Two character figurine. The figurines appear to been removed from the base to which they originally came attached.
*Szechuan Steve is named for [[wikipedia:Szechuan cuisine|Szechuan cuisine]], which may explain why he's wearing a Chinese take-out container on his head. Szechuan cuisine in turn takes its name from [[wikipedia:Sichuan|Sichuan]] (formerly romanized as "Szechuan"), a province in China.

=== Goofs ===
*In the second jump Homestar starts out turning clockwise while airborne, but is turning counter-clockwise during the close-up.

=== Fixed Goofs ===
*The pop-up used to make the [[Main Pages]] and the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] they were loaded on go at 24fps to match the Flash file used for this Puppet Stuff on the Main Pages. This especially would make audio-out-of sync. This was fixed by placing a different background behind the toon while it was playing.
**Ironically, this made the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] go at its usual frame rate of 24fps, as the TV Time Toons Menu slows it down to 12fps.
**Both of these were fixed by making the Flash its own page. However, this seems to be a hasty fix, as other Puppet Stuff that loads onto the Main Pages and the TV Time Toons Menu have never caused this. The previous Puppet Stuff, [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]], had and has no such problem.
*On the Toons menu, it used to say this toon was made in 2007.

===Inside References===
*The theme music used for this toon was originally from the email [[rough copy]].
*This is another instance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*The parking lot where most of the action takes place appears to be the same one used in [[Baddest Of The Bands Promo Spot]].
*The drawing of Szechuan Steve's Chinese take-out container has [[Trogdor]] on it.
*The noise of the traffic and honking right after the intro comes from [[Senorial Day]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:dangeresquePS1.html|watch "Dangeresque: Puppet Squad"]]
*[[HR:dangeresquePS1.swf|view the Flash file for "Dangeresque: Puppet Squad"]]
*[[Forum:14862|forum thread re: "Dangeresque: Puppet Squad"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|dangeresqueps1}}

{{SBCG4AP}}
{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category: Puppet Stuff]]

Baron Darin Diamonocle

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:53:53 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:BADGUY.png|thumb|right|220px|"Welcome to oblivion, Danger-skew."]]

'''Baron Darin Diamonocle''' appears to be the chief evildoer of ''[[stunt double|Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1]]''. He's played by [[Bubs]] wearing a monocle and holding [[The Cheat]]. One of his evildoings includes dropping a [[Heavy Lourde]] on [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] (in reality [[the stunt double|a stunt double]] played by [[Strong Sad]]). One of the odd features of his character is his phonetic pronunciation of other characters' names; for instance, he calls Dangeresque "Danger-skew" and Perducci "Per-dukki". In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he helps Dangeresque to rescue [[Cutesy Buttons]].

This villain is the stereotypical evil genius with a furry pet held in one arm. [[Wikipedia:Ernst Stavro Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]] from the James Bond movies is an early example of this, with characters like [[Wikipedia:Dr. Evil|Dr. Evil]] and [[Wikipedia:Doctor Claw|Doctor Claw]] following the same formula.

Apparently, Diamonocle successfully forced Dangeresque to eat a bag of "stale, three month old, moldy, ranch flavored" potato chips. In response, Dangeresque framed Diamonocle for endangered puppy trafficking and the murder of several presidents, leading to his incarceration in Brainblow City Prison. As it turns out, though, Diamonocle really took to prison life well, claiming that "getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things in perspective."

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[stunt double]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

==Unnamed Bad Guy==
[[Image:SharkToothBadguy.PNG|thumb|left|150px|"Or did you?"]]

[[Shark Tooth Bubs]] appears as a villain at the end of [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]]. Instead of a monocle, this character wears a cowboy hat and a mustache. It is heavily implied that he may have been the true culprit who stole Dangeresque's curly fries.

==Appearances==
*[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]]

{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category:Dangeresque Characters]]

Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:24:10 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:LaundryRoom.PNG|thumb|Is The Cheat in there?]]

The '''laundry room''' is presumably where [[The Brothers Strong]] do their laundry. It has a dryer and the [[No Loafing Sign]] in it. [[Strong Bad]] once locked [[The Cheat]] in the dryer, although he really meant to lock [[Strong Sad]] in. [[Strong Mad]] later confronted Strong Bad about keeping [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] here. The laundry room served as the set for the preview of Strong Bad's movie "Things That Go Dump In The Night", in which an unsuspecting Strong Sad looks in the dryer and is hit by a dead goose. In [[lady fan]], The Cheat once again appeared in the dryer, though it had been replaced by a newer model.

In the email [[redesign]], Strong Bad updates the decor of the laundry room by adding a decorative border along the upper wall, and hot-gluing seashells to the dryer knobs, all for under 50 bucks.

In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], this room and the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] were used to create the set for [[Uzi Bazooka]]'s base on the sun.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[2 years]]
*[[Fall Float Parade]] (Easter egg)
*Email [[narrator]]
*Email [[lady fan]]
*Email [[redesign]]
*Email [[concert]]
*Email [[pet show]]
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

[[Category:Rooms in the House of the Brothers Strong]]

band names

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:49:22 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Fun Facts */

{{sbenav|16}}

[[Image:sbemail16.PNG|thumb|The first appearance of the totally awesome Limozeen]]

Dan asks Strong Bad for advice on a name for his new band.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Monday, March 4, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:13

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing to the tune of [[The Cheat Theme Song]]}'' Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email... ''{stops singing}''

<blockquote class="tandy email">hey strong bad, 
help us come up with a name for our band. i was 
thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or 
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first 
show tomorrow. 
you rule 
- dan</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, Dan, the easiest way is to ,you know, just have a really cool last name and use that. You know like Van Halen, or Dokken, or to a lesser extent,... Z'Nuff. ''{clears screen}'' And then the other way is to take a really cool word but then spell it all wrong. You know like... ''{stops typing}'' "LAZOR",—

''{An index card with "LAZOR" written on it with red, jagged text appears onscreen. The L's bottom line goes beneath the other letters and connects to the R. All the other letters are connected as well. There's a red light flash after the word. High-pitched music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —or "BIGG NIFE",—

''{The previous image disappears and another logo comes up. It uses blue text and has "BIGG" written on top in an metallic font, and then has "NIFE" written below it in a rounded font and an upward pointing knife replacing the letter I. A guitar strums.}''

'''SINGER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Well, all right!

'''STRONG BAD:''' —or something like "TARANCHULA"—

''{"BIGG NIFE" disappears and "TARANCHULA" comes up with red text. All the letters except for the C, U and L have long fangs hanging downward, and the first A, the N, and the last A are dripping something. Spooky-ish music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".

''{"TARANCHULA" disappears and the Limozeen logo comes up with the diamond-style blue text for everything but the red lightning-shaped "Z" in the middle. Gentle guitar music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, ''{starts typing}'' these are all—

''{The index card crinkles up and disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —great names. ''{stops typing}'' And you know, ''{resumes typing}'' go ahead and take them. I'm not going to charge you or nothing. Just, uh, put me on the guest list plus one for that show huh? I'll probably take Pom Pom. ''{stops typing}'' You know, ''{resumes typing}'' He's been pretty cool lately. ''{stops typing}'' Okay, so tune in next week, when my guests will be Lemmy from Motörhead and the guys from Krokus!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This is the first email in which Strong Bad's original hispanic accent is gone completely. It had gradually been growing weaker since [[halloweener]].
===Remarks===
*"For Good or for Awesome", one of the potential band names Dan puts forth, was from [[some kinda robot]].

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad accidentally puts a space before a comma with no space following when he types: ''"the easiest way is to ,you know"''

===Inside References===
*Bigg Nife is a reference to the recurring [[Big Knives]], which first appeared in [[i love you]].
*The coffee cup ring on the [[index card]] is from the recipe card in the [[Homestar Quiz]] when all of the questions are answered correctly.


===Real-World References===
*[[Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:Dokken|Dokken]], [[Wikipedia:Enuff Z'nuff|Enuff Z'nuff]], [[Wikipedia:Motörhead|Motörhead]], and [[Wikipedia:Krokus (band)|Krokus]] are real bands.
*Strong Bad's "take a really cool word, but then spell it all wrong" method of band-name generation is most likely a reference to real-world bands such as [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]], [[Wikipedia:Def Leppard|Def Leppard]], and [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]], whose names seem to contain intentional spelling errors.
*"Lemmy from Motörhead" refers to [[Wikipedia:Lemmy Kilmister|Lemmy Kilmister]], the band's leader.

===Fast Forward===
*[[Limozeen]], [[Taranchula]], [[Lazor]], and Bigg Nife have become actual bands in the Homestar Runner universe.
*When Strong Bad says the name of each made up band, music is heard in the background. Bigg Nife was what ended up sounding like Limozeen, as mentioned in the DVD commentary below.
*[[Wikipedia:Krokus|Krokus]] would later be mentioned in [[sibbie]]
*The music that plays when the Taranchula card is shown is later heard in [[death metal]].

==DVD Version==

*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' That's, of course, The Cheat Party— I mean The Skate Party theme song for The Cheat. ''{pause}'' Uh, this was, I remember thinking this was the heyday of, like, when we were making these.

'''MIKE:''' This was a fun one to make 'cause I remember you were still working and we did it, um, we finished it up at the end, I think, the morning before you went to work ''{inaudible}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I was going into work around 11 or 12.

'''MIKE:''' I remember recording the guitar parts at, like, 8 or 9 in the morning.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Uh, and making the, uh, coming up with the note cards and stuff. ''{makes guitar noises}'' That was pretty good. I like that uh, stain. What—what is that? Is that coffee? It looks more like Kool-Aid, though. It's a little red.

'''MIKE:''' More like what?

'''MATT:''' Kool-Aid? Fruit punch?

'''MIKE:''' Well, it's supposed to be coffee.

'''MATT:''' Well, you did a bad job.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks.

'''MATT:''' Poor...representation.

'''MIKE:''' I like—I just hit a harmonic note there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, and that—it's—funny, though, because, like—

'''MIKE:''' Limozeen sounds nothing like that.

'''MATT:''' —Bigg Nife, yeah, Bigg Nife was what really ended up sounding like the Limozeen we've made today whereas this Limozeen just sounds like...Richie Kotzen...like, Deliverance.

'''MIKE:''' Extreme. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That's a good song. You guys should check that out. Richie Kotzen.

'''MIKE:''' A lot of people listening to this aren't going to know about Richie Kotzen.

===Fun Facts===

*[[Wikipedia:Richie Kotzen|Richie Kotzen]] is a virtuosic guitarist who has been a member of [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and [[Wikipedia:Mr. Big (band)|Mr. Big]], and has released several solo albums.

==External Links==

*[[HR:sbemail16.html|watch "band names"]]
*[[HR:sbemail16.swf|view the Flash file for "band names"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]
[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]]

The Cheat

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:25:08 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Variations */

{{charnav|The Cheat|cheat|Strong Bad|Strong Mad}}
[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|thumb|"Meh."]]
== Biography ==
[[Image:thecheat physiology.png|thumb|[[Physiology of The Cheat|Yet another biological mystery]]]]

'''The Cheat''', whose name includes the [[integral article]], is what could be called [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad and The Cheat's relationship|sidekick]] and [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Strong Mad and The Cheat's relationship|best friend]]. According to his [[Yearbook Character Page]], his motto is "No rule is solid". He is at knee-height (1' 2" and 18lb., or 35.56 cm and 8.17 kg) and covered with yellow fur with prominent black spots down his back. In [[secret recipes]] and [[retirement]], it is shown that The Cheat's skin is a pinkish flesh color under his fur. His arms resemble flippers (but he's still able to type and use a computer), and he doesn't have any legs to speak of. Instead, The Cheat crawls along ground, similar to a [[Wikipedia:pseudopod|pseudopod]]. He has round black eyes and a pointed [[Physiology of The Cheat#Facebone|"facebone"]]. The Cheat presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], which he is hesitant to show, as seen in his character video. In [[lunch special]], Strong Bad says The Cheat reminds him of a [[duck]].

The Cheat lives in the [[The King of Town]]'s grill which, according to [[Strong Sad]], is a nice place. The Cheat works at an unspecified tech company with [[Homestar Runner]] and Strong Bad at [[The Office]], possibly tech support. Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Cheat in [[flashback]] professes that he hatched from a giant [[egg]] (possibly making him a [[Wikipedia:Monotreme|monotreme]], an egg-laying [[Wikipedia:Mammal|mammal]]) containing a lifetime supply of fishsticks, though it's not clear if it can be taken as truth or not. No one knows when The Cheat's birthday (or Cheatday) actually is, so it is celebrated on April 18, the date on his [[cheatday|Scandinavian fake ID]], since it's the most likely day that his birthday isn't. This is strange, because if the events in [[flashback]] are true, then The Cheat would have been "born" on the day he came out of the egg. According to the client list in the [[On Point Kings]] recruitment brochure seen in [[more armies]], The Cheat has a sister. His favorite color may be blue, as suspected from [[Drive Thru]].

[[Image:TheCheatAsTheCheat.png|thumb|Now pretend this is The Cheat...]]

The Cheat is loyal to Strong Bad for many reasons. In [[privileges]], The Cheat earns points for doing things that amuse Strong Bad, and when he gets enough points, he earns extra privileges (e.g. use of the mute button on the remote control). Strong Bad pays The Cheat for his services; in [[lackey]], he reveals that The Cheat thinks that pencil shavings are legal tender, only for The Cheat to trick [[Bubs]] into accepting the shavings as cash. Strong Bad also pays The Cheat soft tacos for being his lawyer, as evidenced in e-mail [[rough copy]]. Strong Bad coerces and bullies The Cheat into being his lackey to a certain extent, and the two share a somewhat abusive relationship, particularly since Strong Bad is fond of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking him]]. In [[animal]], The Cheat was overshadowed by [[Sterrance]] when [[Strong Bad]] declared Sterrance to be "way cuter than that stupid ugly old washed-up The Cheat [he] used to have." In [[secret recipes]], Strong Bad said he had a recipe for cooking "The Chekt". It's possible that Strong Bad's bullying has given The Cheat an almost murderous hatred of him at times (as in [[secret recipes]] and [[disconnected]]). Finally, The Cheat sees Strong Bad's brother Strong Mad as a source of protection, as seen in The Cheat's character video. While The Cheat is more than willing to help Strong Bad in his schemes of obvious illegitimacy, it must be noted that he isn't very good at it. Whenever he and Strong Bad try to pull off a heist, prank, etc., The Cheat usually screws something up and thus causes the plan to fail. A few examples of this are in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], and [[caper]].

[[Image:Cheatdrums.jpg|thumb|Break it down]]

The Cheat is an amateur [[Flash]] animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos first on an older orange iMac computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], and later on a [[Monosodium Dreams|newer iMac computer]] in [[redesign]]. These animations sometimes make their way into [[Strong Bad Email]]s, often even blurring "reality" with The Cheat's fantasy. The Cheat often uses his animations as an outlet for his pent-up feelings of abuse and unappreciation, rewarding his fictional self with [[trophies]], fame, and friendship. He's also a master of many [[Characters' Instruments|instruments]]; he plays the piano, the flute, [[The Cheat's keyboard|the keyboard]],{{ref|1}} the drums,{{ref|2}} the guitar,{{ref|3}} and his [[The Cheat's Record Player|record player]].{{ref|4}} He also is a [[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment|music producer]], doing remixes for The Geddup Noise ([[geddup noise]]) and the King of Town's New Jam, "Not Talkin' 'bout Butter" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]) under the name "DJ Teh Cheat." Also, as evidenced by scenes in [[Seasonal Sweaters]] and [[No Hands On Deck!]], he can knit. According to Strong Bad, he is [[rough copy|"the best lawyer soft tacos can buy"]], but since his idea of suing is throwing water bombs at the defendant, this statement might not be sound. However, his aim with water bombs is so good, he can hit Strong Sad from three football fields away.

[[Image:FleaPrisonRiot.png|thumb|[[retirement|Flea Prison Riot!]]]]

The Cheat's less admirable qualities include being [[Smoking#The Cheat's Smoking|addicted to cigarettes]], and extensive use of [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] on the computer. His [[Contacts|AIM screenname]] is ''Cheatachu72''. He also seems to possess [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explosive properties]], which can cause his head to explode with no lasting effects. It is debated exactly what triggers it, since The Cheat's [[Physiology of The Cheat|anatomy]] provides no information about the subject. It could be triggered chemically (i.e. [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|carbonated drinks and Pop Rocks]]), when the brain is being overworked, such as in [[pizzaz|states of confusion]], or even for [[couch patch|no apparent reason]]. The most spectacular display was in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he was shaken by Strong Mad and thrown into the air. This provided a huge explosion resembling fireworks. The Cheat once had a battle with insomnia, as Strong Bad recounted in [[bedtime story]], due to watching a shockumentary about gingivitis. To go to sleep, he needs [[The Denzel]], a glass of [[suudsu]], and a story about him and [[Moses Malone]], followed by a chainsaw lullaby. Failing that, two or three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] are used. The Cheat also attracts fleas, as seen in [[retirement]]. As explained in [[bottom 10]], The Cheat has a foul stench when he is wet. He is a very good swimmer, however, as seen in [[keep cool]], when he easily skims across the surface of the water.

[[Image:TheCheat 3D variation.PNG|thumb|3D The Cheat!]]
Despite these issues, ladies are often attracted to The Cheat. Strong Bad advises his fans to use a cute pet like The Cheat to attract women in both [[lady...ing]] and [[lady fan]]. At times, however, The Cheat's charms are so irresistible that ladies prefer him to Strong Bad. This is seen most clearly in [[huttah!]], in which several girls send emails indicating that they are more interested in The Cheat than Strong Bad. The Cheat's capture of so many girls' affections contrasts sharply with Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|lack of success with women]]. The Cheat [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship|seems to have a particular crush]] on [[Marzipan]], as seen in [[do over]], in which The Cheat (in Homestar-esque makeup and covered in lip-shaped lipstick marks) is seen with Marzipan. He also went out on a date with Marzipan in [[Date Nite]], but it did not work out in the end, as Marzipan found out that he had been declawed and then dumped him.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Grill]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:The Cheat Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
*[[:Category:Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Cheat toons]]

==The Cheat's Language==

The Cheat speaks entirely in a language of [[Lack of Intelligible Speech|high-pitched squeaks and growls]], which is actually called "The Cheat", that other characters apparently understand just fine. It's hinted that he knows some English, as he frequently says things that sound like fitting sentences not only in tone, but in how the words sound (for instance, in [[coloring]], he sounded out "okay"). At other times, however, it seems to be just gibberish.

According to [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|this interview]], The Cheat does all the voices in his Flash cartoons. He normally can speak only in squeaks, but can impersonate the other characters speaking English remarkably well for a The Cheat.

The Cheat also provides the voice for the character [[Firebert]] in the ''[[Cheat Commandos]] Adventures'' [[TV show]], in which he speaks entirely in his native language.

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidTheCheat.png|thumb|"(What are you going to do about it?)"]]
''{'''Page Title:''' Incredible Cheating Action!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{speaking in The Cheat with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough.
...Okay, fine.) ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his gold tooth and there is a "shing" noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''
Meh!

''{crash sound is heard, static comes up when the statue hits}''

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The Cheat's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Sneak]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Cheatball]] ([[20X6]])
*[[:Image:sbemail107.PNG|Ilko Skevüld]] ([[cheatday]])
*[[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Striped Green Rabbit|Stripéd Green Rabbit]]
*[[Wilbur]]
*[[The Cheatbot]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatfish]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatsauraus]]
*[[Tito]]
*[[Istanbul]]
*[[Szechuan Steve]]
*[[Craig]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Garfield|Garfield]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[http://www.galleryc.net/images/a403.jpg Punchy] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/fat-albert/Russell-2.jpg Russell] (from [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[http://www.aldaver.com/Images/Os/masc1996.gif Izzy] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/sig3.gif Sigmund] (from [[Wikipedia:Sid and Marty Krofft|Sid and Marty Krofft's]] [[IMDB:tt0069632|Sigmund and the Sea Monsters]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Toad (Nintendo)|Toad]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[http://membres.lycos.fr/solharis/Gizmo.jpg Gizmo] (from [[Wikipedia:Gremlins|Gremlins]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Penfold|Penfold]] (from [[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|Danger Mouse]]) in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Scud: The Disposable Assassin|Drywall]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The Cheat Evolution]]
*[[The Cheat Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]
*[[Physiology of The Cheat]]

==Sources==
#{{note|1}} [[Strong Bad Sings]], [[flag day]], [[guitar]], [[sibbie]], [[Everybody Knows It]]
#{{note|2}} [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]], [[Cool Things]], [[Weclome Back]]
#{{note|3}} [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]]
#{{note|4}} [[rampage]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch The Cheat's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_cheat.swf|view the Flash file for The Cheat's character video]]

{{Characters|Cheat}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_cheat}}

Most in the Graveyard

Poopsmith Z — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:46:02 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween08|Costume Commercial|Fan Costumes '08}}
[[Image:ween08 graveyard.png|thumb|"We have a cemetery? This is awesome!"]]

The citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] visit the graveyard.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]], {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}

See '''[[Most in the Graveyard Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Graveyard]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 6:25

'''Page Title:''' Ketchup Fountain SOUL'd Separately!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins at the King of Town's castle, where a Halloween party is taking place at night. There is a blood fountain in the foreground, a paper ghost reading "oh, boo" has been stuck on the wall, and a paper spider reading "8 legs" seems to have fallen off the wall onto the floor. We pan right to see Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all wearing their Halloween costumes. Guitar music is heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh man, you guys! I can't believe we actually came to the King of Town's crappy Halloween party!

''{The King of Town walks in.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You boys having a good time? ''{close up on the King of Town; music fades out}'' Try the ketchup fountain yet?

''{Cut to the ketchup fountain, which depicts shooting ketchup out of a human head. Next to the fountain are some fries and a bottle of ketchup.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This party sucks, old man! ''{cut back to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat and the King of Town}'' This is Halloween! Where's the decaying flesh? The rotting corpses? ''{close up on Strong Bad}'' The stink of death!

''{The Poopsmith comes into the frame holding a rotting skull made of [[whatsit]] on his shovel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... not exactly what I was talking about.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, fine! ''{close up on the King of Town}'' If stinky dead people is all you want, why don't you go hang out in that 200-acre cemetery that's been behind my castle all this time?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and the rest. The camera zooms out of the window, revealing the cemetery.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-jig-ga-ma-WHAT?

''{Music continues. Title appears: "Most in the Graveyard", "the credits for the 9th Homestar Halloween Cartoon..." "...are the same as the first 8!"}''

''{Cut to the Cemetery entrance. Everyone is there, with Strong Bad and The Cheat shown to be the last to arrive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have a cemetery? This is awesome! How come nobody ever told me about this place?

''{Close up on Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You didn't know about this place? Man, if it weren't for the library, I'd spend—

''{As Strong Sad pats his stomach, we cut back to the previous wide shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have a ''who cares''?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{excited}'' Yeah! It still uses ''{points upwards}'' Dewey Decimal and everything! Uh—''{suddenly realizes Strong Bad's statement, and looks dejected}'' Aww... I hate it when you do that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! ''{close up on Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' C'mon guys, let's go find a suitable stiff to exhume and reanimate.

''{Everyone starts walking into the cemetery grounds. Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom as Marzipan walks past.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Pom Pom. ''{they start walking}'' This is gonna be so great. First we'll hit Space Mountain, then over to Mr. Toad's, ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' then Tom Sawyer's Island, and don't forget: we parked in the Goofy lot!

''{Cut back to the entrance. The King of Town and the Poopsmith remain.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You think I should have told them about that carnivorous undead sheep that prowls the graveyard?

''{As the King of Town speaks, a view of a hill within the graveyard is shown, with a sheep shadow bleating loudly at the top of it. Foreboding music is heard. Cut to Strong Sad and Marzipan.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' All right now, Marzipan, remember: ''{raises finger}'' we have to hold our breath in front of the dead. ''{close up on Strong Sad}'' Ready? Go!

''{Strong Sad tries to hold his breath, but immediately exhales loudly and starts gasping.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, nevermind! Sorry, the dead!

''{Cut back to previous shot}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This place is perfect for my Intro to Photography class. ''{lowers her guitar and pulls out a Polaroid camera from [[Hammerspace]]}'' I've already hit the railroad tracks, and an abandoned factory. This will complete the amateur trifecta! ''{looks through the view-finder briefly}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hang on, I think I got it!

''{Strong Sad tries to hold his breath a second time, and again immediately fails. Cut to Bubs and Coach Z, standing in front of a bunch of graves. More music plays.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, look! There's my great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold! He discovered the "Bait and Switch!" ''{the two graves are shown}'' Ooh, and this is his brother Mort! He invented "No Money Down".

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' All your dead relatives are making me wanna start one of them horror-core rap groups. I could pull on a hockey mask and call myself... ''{a CD case pops up briefly reading "THE GRAVEYARDIGANZ — Featuring COACH ZGOR MORTIZZZ" with three Coach Z heads wearing hockey masks pictured}'' "Coach Zgor Mortizzz!"

'''BUBS:''' Hey, man! Show some respect! ''{points to a third tombstone, which is shown to read "ZGOR — another relative of Bubs"}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom walking along. Happy music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, Pom Pom, now that I know that we're not in a theme park, I say we try to find that Green Gobalin. I heard that if you find him right at midnight, he'll spin all your Halloween candies into gold! ''{cut to a wide shot; Homestar frowns}'' Instead of just doing that regular old two-bit dance. ''{imitates the Green Goblin's dance}'' Dee dee-lee, dee-lee dee-lee dee-lee dee-lee!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles while pointing to a nearby landmark.}''

''{Cut to close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's a great place to start looking!

''{Cut to a silhouetted shot of Homestar and Pom Pom walking uphill.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder why they call it "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill".

''{We pan upwards toward a swinging wooden sign labelled "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill". Foreboding music is heard. Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat, all near more graves.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean, look at some of these names! Jim-Nealius Hog-chigger? Hebby Screbby? Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?

''{Close up on Strong Mad, who jumps up in frustration and lands with a crash, causing the earth to shake}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU SAID WE'D GET A ZOMBIE SLAVE!

''{Cut back to previous shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, Thwomp Mad. We will. We just gotta find somebody with a cool name. Let's keep looking.

''{We see Strong Sad posing by a gravestone, through the viewfinder of Marzipan's camera.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Almost... a little less lurk, and a little more skulk.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Like...''this?'' ''{hunches forward more}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''There'' we go.

''{She photographs him. The Polaroid develops, but Strong Sad is missing from the picture.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You're not showing up in these pictures. ''{several other Polaroids are pulled up where Strong Sad is absent}'' Strong Sad, ''{cut to Marzipan}'' is there something you need to tell me? Are you dead?

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{jubilantly}'' Whoa, maybe I am! ''{happy music plays as Strong Sad raises his finger}'' I finally willed myself to death! ''{smiles}'' This is ''great!''

''{Cut to Coach Z standing to the left of a grave.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Bubs! Check it out! You're not the only one with relatives here! My great good-aunt is buried right under our feet!

''{Cut to Bubs standing to the right of a grave.}''

'''BUBS:''' Naw, you come over here and look at this! I want you to see my great-great granduncle. He invented "No Payments till 2010!"

'''COACH Z:''' ''{pats Bubs on his right shoulder from offscreen}'' Hi there.

''{Bubs looks to the left. We pan left to find that he and Coach Z were referring to the same grave.}''

'''BUBS:''' Wait! Hold on a sec'! Are you telling me my uncle is your aunt?

'''COACH Z:''' Seems that way! ''{close up on Coach Z}'' ''{jubilantly}'' Bubs! This is great news! This means we're brothers! I always knew it!

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Or it means you're a liar! Besides, even if it ''were'' true, we'd only be sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousins, thrice removed!

''{Cut to previous shot}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, phew. So your sister and I can—

''{Bubs punches him, knocking him to the ground}''

'''BUBS:''' Rah! 
'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Woooooh!

''{Cut to a tombstone reading "Here Lies Plutis". Music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' "Plutis?!" What is wrong with you dead people?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad by the grave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want a reanimated corpse named ''Plutis'' doing my bidding! ''{close up on Strong Bad}'' Doesn't any dead body with a good name around here want to be reanimated with these jumper cables and pickled monkey fingers? ''{he hold up the items as he says them}''

''{Cut to previous shot. Strong Mad jumps, again causing the ground to shake as before. The jumper cables and pickled monkey fingers fly out of Strong Bad's hands.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ZGOR! I VOTE ZGOR!

''{Cut back to Homestar and Pom Pom, both peeping out from behind a larger gravestone.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, Pom Pom. It's almost midnight. Ready with the Halloween candy?

''{Pom Pom gets out the candy. The viewpoint then cuts to the inside of a bush, focusing on Homestar and Pom Pom from a distance. Breathing can be heard distinctively.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, I can't wait to try out gold whatchamacallits. Gold...oh yes, Snickers.

''{The monster is revealed to be the Carnivorous Undead Sheep; it jumps out of the bush into the night sky and lands on the ground. It bleats loudly. Dramatic music plays. Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom, the latter is trembling with fear and holding Homestar in his arm}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' AHH!! The Cheat's got rabies again!

''{Pom Pom pulls out a handgun.}''

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs, the former being held up by his collar, the latter flexing his arm and looking very angry.}''

'''COACH Z:''' What was that?

''{Cut to Strong Sad and Marzipan. Strong Sad is holding his breath yet again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh my goodness!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning to look at The Cheat, surprised}'' Cheat, you got rabies again?

''{Cut back to the entrance. The King of Town and the Poopsmith haven't moved.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh oh. Let's beat it, Poopsmith!

''{The Poopsmith nods and they both leave the graveyard. Cut back to Homestar, Pom Pom and the undead sheep.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yahoo, seriously, Pom Pom! I'm about to pee my pants!

''{The sheep bleats second time. The Goblin flies down from the night sky and lands on top of the Carnivorous Undead Sheep, popping its head off. The music stops. Cut back to Pom Pom and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Goblin! You saved us! ''{close up}'' Now are you gonna turn all of our 100 Grands into a hundred grand?

''{Cut back to The Goblin, who shakes his head. Cut back to the previous shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking upset}'' But I thought at midnight you—

''{Cut back to The Goblin, who does his dance as his tune plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh, man!

''{The music becomes a techno-remix of the Goblin Dance music and The Goblin continues to dance. Disco lights show up during the dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! ''{cut back to Homestar and Pom Pom}'' Extended dance remix of the Gobalin song!

''{Homestar moves away from the grave and we cut to see him dancing with the Goblin. As we pan right, Pom Pom pulls out two handguns. Then cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat walking in to find the sheep's body.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, check out that awesome dead undead sheep!

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat turn to look behind them. Cut to The King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Some say it's an escaped laboratory test animal. They call it "Subject X".

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the coolest name I ever heard of! The Cheat! Grab the jumper cables and— ''{looking downward}'' Hey! Where'd the pickled monkey fingers go?

''{Cut to a silhouetted shot of The King of Town in the distance, running through the graveyard over the hills.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I don't knoooooow!

''{Cut to Pom Pom and Homestar, who is still dancing}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stops dancing}'' You said it, old buddy! Happy Carousel of Progress, Pom Pom. ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' I mean, Halloween, Pom Pom.

''{Fade to one of Marzipan's attempted photos of Strong Sad, with the caption: 'In loving memory of Strong Sad "willed himself to death 10/31/2008"'. The photograph moves with the final trumpet riffs. Cut to the standard ending scene of the various characters wearing their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on The Poopsmith during the scene with The King of Town and him right at the entrance of the Graveyard (when The King of Town mentions the carnivorous undead sheep) to see a clip of Homsar right after it:
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{pops out from behind a gravestone}'' I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!
:*Homsar appears as Captain Caveman at the end on the lower right side behind Marzipan.

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, would you like to justify your dressing up as Hello Kitty this year?
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sure, I dressed up as my favorite candy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, I'm pretty sure those were erasers.

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Good news, everyone! Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''BUBS:''' Grab them cakes!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ooowwww, is that all you do?

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' Yooooooooooor garble garble!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Sad. Nice Ma Fratelli costume.

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Strong Bad, what's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I don't know. I just saw this sassy planet on the cover of one of your stupid books and thought it looked cool.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Say it, say it! Oh, ohhh!

*At the end, click on Homestar Runner:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar! I really like your Carrot Top costume. ''{Homestar turns his head around}'' I'm not Carrot Top! I'm Crocodile Dundee!

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, my little pride and joy. It's really starting to concern me that you keep dressing up as dudes.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Coach Z referring to himself as "Coach Zgor Mortizzz" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Rigor_mortis|Rigor Mortis]].

===Trivia===
*The sign at the front of the cemetery reads "Always Been Here Acres".
*The loading screen says "[[Irregular Loading Screens|He was a real load]]."
*Mort, the name of one of Bubs' relatives, is also the [[French]] word for "death".

===Remarks===
*Homsar and the Carnivorous Undead Sheep are drawn with black outlines, instead of the thick, coloured outline style of every other character in this cartoon.
*Bubs' arms are rendered in an old, bent style.
*The King of Town wears the Hello Kitty bow over his right ear, the opposite ear to the one that Hello Kitty normally wears it, but the same ear as her twin sister Mimmy White.
*When Strong Bad asks The Cheat if he has rabies, he skips the [[integral article]] in The Cheat's name.
*Marzipan's camera has no flash attachment, yet there is still a flash when she takes a picture.

===Goofs===
*At the beginning of the cartoon, Coach Z's foot will disappear before the screen scrolls off of him.
*At the end of the toon when you scroll over Coach Z, it says "Coach Z DJ Lance Rock," missing "as."
*In the second scene with Bubs and Coach Z, Bubs' eyes appear slightly farther apart than they usually are.
*At the end of the toon when you scroll over Marzipan, "Stevie Ray Vaughan" is misspelled as "Stevie Ray Vaughn."

===Fixed Goofs===
*When you clicked on Strong Bad at the end, his lips didn't move when he says, "Uh, I don't know."
*The bubble containing Homsar's description appeared on top of Bubs' body but under his head.
*At the end of the toon, one of Homsar's legs was his normal one and the other was his costume foot (Captain Caveman's).

===Glitches===
*At the end of the toon (if you clicked The Poopsmith to activate the Homsar egg), if you click on Strong Bad, Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Poopsmith, Coach Z, Strong Sad, or the King of Town, Homsar still shows his scroll-over information while another character comments on their costume. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.

===Inside References===
*The page title has an instance of [['d]].
*This is another reference to [[Strong Sad's Death]].
*Homsar's lines in his Easter egg are a reference to his [[character video]].
*Homestar's line, "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants", is the same line he said in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] when he thinks he has "willed [himself] to death".
*Homestar Runner again fails to [[What are you supposed to be?|identify the cast's costumes]]. This even includes [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|himself]].
*For the first time since [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], two characters (in this case, Marzipan and The King of Town) have [[Cross-Dressing|cross-dressed]] for Halloween.
**This is also the fifth Halloween toon in which Marzipan dressed as a male.
*Pom Pom, in nod to his costume choice, is once again seen brandishing [[guns]].
*The candy that Pom Pom produces is a bag of [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] Fun Size.
*The King of Town running over the hills while silhouetted is a reference to [[Old Intro 2]].
*The music heard when the Carnivorous Undead Sheep approaches Homestar and Pom Pom is taken from [[Jibblies 2]].
*Homestar's message for his Halloween costume, "Yahoo Serious(ly)", refers to his [[Catch Phrases#Homestar Runner|catch phrase]], "[[Seriously]]".
*Mr. Toad's was previously referenced in [[vacation]].
*This is the second time a character (Strong Sad) has struggled to hold his breath; the first occurred in [[Halloween Fairstival]] when Homestar couldn't hold his breath.
*The King of Town has a bottle of [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]], previously seen in an Easter Egg in [[funny]]. The [[french fries]] are also identical.
*The Cheat had rabies, as Homestar and Strong Bad remark, in the email [[shapeshifter]].
*The ketchup fountain at the beginning does not have ketchup, so the red liquid coming out may be another instance of [[blood]].
*The King of Town eating erasers is another reference to characters [[Eating Non-Food Items|eating non-food objects]].

===Real-World References===
*Marzipan's camera is a [[Wikipedia:Instant camera|Polaroid]] OneStep.
*[[Wikipedia:Space Mountain (Disneyland)|Space Mountain]], [[Wikipedia:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride|Mr. Toad's]], [[Wikipedia:Pirate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island|Tom Sawyer's Island]], and [[Wikipedia:Carousel of Progress|Carousel of Progress]] are all attractions at [[Disney]] [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney Parks and Resorts|theme parks]], specifically [[Wikipedia:Magic Kingdom|the Magic Kingdom]] and [[Wikipedia:Disneyland|Disneyland]]. However, neither park currently contains all four attractions. The [[Wikipedia:Goofy|Goofy]] lot refers to the parks' parking lots being named after Disney characters.
*Homestar's line "he'll spin all your Halloween candy into gold" is a reference to the fairy tale ''[[Wikipedia:Rumpelstiltskin|Rumpelstiltskin]],'' where the title character had the ability to spin straw into gold.
* Coach Z's album cover featuring him wearing a hockey mask is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Friday the 13th (franchise)|Friday the 13th]]'' series of horror movies. The band name "The Graveyardiganz" is a [[portmanteau]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|the Backyardigans]]'', a music-based TV series, as well as the horrorcore rap band [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]].
*The King of Town's line when clicking on the Poopsmith at the end refers to ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]'s catchphrase "Good news, everyone", which is more often than not followed by bad news. Farnsworth employs Dr. Zoidberg.
*Strong Bad's line "Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?" could possibly refer to [[Wikipedia:John Hodgman|John Hodgman's]] book "The Areas of My Expertise", which features a non-factual factual account of such an era as a major section of the book.
*At the end, in the Strong Sad Easter egg, Strong Sad is mistaken for Ma Fratelli from ''[[Wikipedia:The Goonies|The Goonies]]''. The Fratellis are the main antagonists of the Goonies movies.
*Homestar Runner argues with himself about his costume, mistakenly suggesting it to be of [[Wikipedia:Carrot Top|Carrot Top]], a stand-up comedian noted for his large orange hair. He then mistakenly "corrects" himself to actually be [[Wikipedia:Crocodile Dundee|Crocodile Dundee]], the titular character from the 1986 comedy movie. Crocodile Dundee was played by [[Wikipedia:Paul Hogan|Paul Hogan]] who, like Yahoo Serious, is Australian.
*Strong Sad enthusiastically asks Strong Bad, in reference to his costume, for the answer to the [[Wikipedia:Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything|ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything]]. In the [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]], the computer Deep Thought is constructed to formulate this response, despite nobody knowing the precise nature of the question. After 7 1/2 million years, Deep Thought reveals the answer to be "42".
*[[Wikipedia:Whatchamacallit (candy)|Whatchamacallits]], [[Wikipedia:Snickers|Snickers]], and [[Wikipedia:100 Grand|100 Grand]] are all actual candy bars.
*Strong Sad shouting his last line in the Strong Bad Easter egg is in the style of a typical antic of Sam Kinison's comedy act, taken verbatim from his appearance in the movie "Back To School".
*Coach Z's "Yooooooooooo garble garble!" is his attempt to say DJ Lance Rock's phrase (and the title of the Nick Jr. TV series) "[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba!|Yo Gabba Gabba!]]"
*Bubs' Easter egg lines are from the Junkyard Dog's entrance theme, "Grab Them Cakes".
*When Strong Mad keeps jumping on the ground and making it shake during the episode, it is a reference to how the actual [[Wikipedia:List of Mario series enemies|Thwomp]] acts in the [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario series]].
*Homestar's line when clicking on Marzipan at the end refers to "[[Wikipedia:Pride and Joy (Stevie Ray Vaughan song)|Pride and Joy]]", a song of [[Wikipedia:Stevie Ray Vaughan|Stevie Ray Vaughan's]] (whom Marzipan is dressed up as,) from his 1983 album ''[[Wikipedia:Texas Flood|Texas Flood]]''.

==External Links==
*[[HR:ween08.html|watch "Most in the Graveyard"]]
*[[HR:ween08.swf|view the Flash file for "Most in the Graveyard"]]
*[[Forum:14810|forum thread re: "Most in the Graveyard"]]

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[[Category:Halloween]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Poopsmith Z — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:20:57 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Goofs */

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'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Dr. Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*Creature Card
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in "dangeresque 3" that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearence.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.

===Inside References===
*In [[stunt double]], Strong Bad advertised that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D, although the 3D he mentioned was [[wikipedia:Anaglyph|anaglyphic]] rather than computer animation.
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the Riverquest Safariventure box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimcks a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie [[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]].
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]].
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and another for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from [[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
{{SBCG4AP}}
{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category: Dangeresque]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Poopsmith Z — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:52:48 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

{{pn|Baddest of the Bands|8-Bit is Enough}}

{{about|[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]]|dangeresque 3}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dangeresque}}

[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!... Once Strong Bad can make it, that is.

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Dr. Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*Creature Card
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.

===Goofs===
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.

===Inside References===
*In [[stunt double]], Strong Bad advertised that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D, although the 3D he mentioned was [[wikipedia:Anaglyph|anaglyphic]] rather than computer animation.
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the Riverquest Safariventure box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimcks a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie [[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]].
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]].
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and another for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14644|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
{{SBCG4AP}}
{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category: Dangeresque]]

Quote of the Week

Poopsmith Z — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:13:27 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Quotes */

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !!  Download  !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}6 Nov 2008
| [[HR:weeklies/bubs_mysister.mp3|download]]
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Oct 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200  hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
| [[email thunder]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down... ''{the entire song proceeds}''"
| [[alternate universe]]

|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
| '''Matt:''' "Try and sound like Homestar too." '''Mike:''' "I'll do it." *BURP!* '''Matt:''' "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
| [[hygiene]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper

|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Sept 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right ''{laughs a little as he says "right"}''?"
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
| [[magic trick]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Aug 2008
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
| [[your edge]]

|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jul 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake

|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Jun 2008
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
| [[love poems]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 May 2008
| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
| [[4 branches]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}8 May 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}2 May 2008
| 
[[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Apr 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
| [[rated]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-13"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Mar 2008
| [[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
| [[buried]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
| [[licensed]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
|{{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:cheer_vamlum.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2008-02-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Feb 2008
| [[Mirror:oldsb_creepities.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2008-01-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
| [[fan club]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marshie_abom.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]''': "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
| [[winter pool]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
| [[environment]]

|- id="QW-2008-01-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jan 2008
| [[Mirror:marzy_bobs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...''{Missy briefly laughs and inhales}'' ''{I'm pretty sure}'' that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] blooper

|- id="QW-2007-12-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:smartdrinks.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|DJ Teh Cheat|Quote of the Week DJ The Cheat.png}}
| '''Singers''': "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" ''{entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) ''{quickly}'' Have another round! (Don't.)"}''
| [[nightlife]]

|- id="QW-2007-12-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Dec 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_poodonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Ohh! And you think [[Poodonkis]] did it."
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-11-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:rapsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''
| [[Rap Song]]

|- id="QW-2007-11-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_schoolchild.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2007-11-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Nov 2007
| [[Mirror:marzi_frantic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" ''{Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}''
| [[Jibblies 2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-10-25b"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
| [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-25a"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
| [[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
| [[web comics]]

|- id="QW-2007-10-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Oct 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." ''{Matt can be heard laughing faintly}''
| [[slumber party]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
| [[caffeine]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-09-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cz_forgortport.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"
| [[mini-golf]]

|- id="QW-2007-09-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:sadkids_frostflur.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Sad Kids|Qod sadkids.PNG}}
| '''[[The Sad Kids]]''': "Frosty? Flurry."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2007-09-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Sept 2007
| [[Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh. I should eat a pony."
| [[original]]

|- id="QW-2007-08-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sloshy_wedont.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|sloshy|Qod sloshy.PNG}}
| '''[[sloshy]]''': "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" ''{entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}''
| Extended [[concert]] song

|- id="QW-2007-08-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_philosophy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Yeah, I don't think [[sloshy]]  could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| [[concert]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
| [[mini-golf]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-08-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Aug 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_nestles.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod_4_-_bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! [[chocolate|N-E-S-T-L-E-S!]]"
| [[Ever and More!]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-06-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]

|- id="QW-2007-06-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:uglycheer_longlat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|That Ugly One|qod_15_-_the_ugly_one.PNG}}
| '''[[The Ugly One]]''': "I love longitudes." '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] outtake (see also [[Sketchbook_2007#SK-2007-06-14|Sketchbook]])

|- id="QW-2007-06-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jun 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| [[Date Nite]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| [[Field Day Intro]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 May 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_worm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of [[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]."
| extended clip from [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2007
| [[Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': "Did you just say parakeet?"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2007-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 May 2007
| [[Mirror:stinko_break.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG‎}}
| '''[[Stinkoman]]''': "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| [[Under Construction]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Talk]]

|- id="QW-2007-04-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| [[rough copy]] (second phrase an outtake)

|- id="QW-2007-04-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:blc_qualifypants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| [[An Important Rap Song]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-04-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}05 Apr 2007
| [[Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Drive-Thru Whale|Whalehead.PNG}}
| '''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]''': "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| [[Drive-Thru]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:brotherinajar.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Taranchula|Taranchulaqod.PNG}}
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" ''{entire "Brother in a Jar" song}''
| [[your funeral]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:crack_up2here.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! ''{pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"}'' If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] outtake

|- id="QW-2007-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:kot_reek.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Mar 2007
| [[Mirror:hstabasco.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers''': You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]]''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|King Bubsgonzola Supreme|qod 39 - kingbubs.png}}
| '''Singers''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Videlectrix Guys|Qow vidguys.png}}
| '''[[Videlectrix Guys]]''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''Singer:''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Melt Shake|Meltshake.png}}
| '''Singers:''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Blue Laser Commander|qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG}}
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|What's Her Face|qod 14 - whats her face.PNG}}
| '''[[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Lazor Larry|qod 36 - lazorlarry.png}}
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Science Fiction Greg|qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG}}
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Small Mouth Strong Mad|qod 34 - small mouth.PNG}}
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Jolly Dumple|qod dumple.png}}
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''Singers:''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Horrible Painting|qod horriblepainting.PNG}}
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Geddup Noise|qod 31 - geddup noise.png}}
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Reynold|qod 22 - reynold.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|1-Up|qod 17 - 1up.PNG}}
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Mad|qod 8 - strong mad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Crackotage|qod 21 - crackotage.PNG}}
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Head Dates}}22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]
|}
===Older Quotes===
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] blooper

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[original book]]

|- id="QW-matt"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What Now?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The September 27, 2007 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Polychaete|polychaete worms]], a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.

===Trivia===
*In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.

===Remarks===
*Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
**The Sickly Sam quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=next&oldid=507707 the edit adding the Sickly Sam quote to this page].
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.

===Goofs===
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
*In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
*The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out ''if''" instead of "of it".
*In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".

===Inside References===
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's quote about tai chi may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag.
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*In the August 9, 2007 quote, Bubs spells [[Wikipedia:Nestle|Nestles]], a Swiss maker of candy and other food products. It's a reference to Nestle's [http://www.archive.org/download/RadioCommercialsShows/Commercials.19xx.xx.xx_N_E_S_T_L_E_S.mp3 long standing jingle], "N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestle's makes the very best", especially its Alpine White version from the '80s, "Sweet dreams you can't resist. N-E-S-T-L-E-S."
*The September 13, 2007 quote references [[Wikipedia:Frosty|Frosties]] and [[Wikipedia:McFlurry|McFlurries]], ice cream treats served at [[Wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]], respectively.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:{{randommainpage}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.

{{H*RNav}}
[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:guy knife.png|thumb|A guy with a big knife.]]

The '''Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife''' is a [[Wikipedia:Rambo|Rambo]]-esque pseudocharacter, painted by [[Strong Bad]] in the Strong Bad Email [[i love you]]. Apparently it takes the same time to paint him as it takes to say [[Fhqwhgads]]'s full name. In the email, Strong Bad says he could "probably sell this at like the arts and crafts fair, you know... to maybe some [[Wikipedia:Prisoner of war|POWs]], or like somebody's dad..."

Later, he "betrays" Strong Bad and joins the [[Homestarmy]] to invade [[Strong Badia]] in [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. He is also considered one of the [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits|seven elemental spirits]] of ancient Strong Badia with a constellation in the sky, but was defeated by the fish wearing a 'fro wig and British distance runner spirits.

His [[Big Knives|Big Knife]], of course, has an inside joke following of its own.

==Complete Filmography==

*'''Debut:''' Email [[i love you]]
*Email [[CGNU]]
*Email [[army]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

[[Category:Homestarmy]]
[[Category:Strong Badia]]
[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Most in the Graveyard

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:40:34 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Inside References */

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween08|Costume Commercial|Fan Costumes '08}}
[[Image:ween08 graveyard.png|thumb|"We have a cemetery? This is awesome!"]]

The citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] visit the graveyard.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]], {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{film|The Goblin}}

See '''[[Most in the Graveyard Costumes]]''' for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Graveyard]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 30, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 6:25

'''Page Title:''' Ketchup Fountain SOUL'd Separately!

==Transcript==

''{The toon begins at the King of Town's castle, where a Halloween party is taking place at night. There is a blood fountain in the foreground, a paper ghost reading "oh, boo" has been stuck on the wall, and a paper spider reading "8 legs" seems to have fallen off the wall onto the floor. We pan right to see Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat all wearing their Halloween costumes. Guitar music is heard in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh man, you guys! I can't believe we actually came to the King of Town's crappy Halloween party!

''{The King of Town walks in.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You boys having a good time? ''{close up on the King of Town; music fades out}'' Try the ketchup fountain yet?

''{Cut to the ketchup fountain, which depicts shooting ketchup out of a human head. Next to the fountain are some fries and a bottle of ketchup.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This party sucks, old man! ''{cut back to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat and the King of Town}'' This is Halloween! Where's the decaying flesh? The rotting corpses? ''{close up on Strong Bad}'' The stink of death!

''{The Poopsmith comes into the frame holding a rotting skull made of [[whatsit]] on his shovel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... not exactly what I was talking about.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, fine! ''{close up on the King of Town}'' If stinky dead people is all you want, why don't you go hang out in that 200-acre cemetery that's been behind my castle all this time?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and the rest. The camera zooms out of the window, revealing the cemetery.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-jig-ga-ma-WHAT?

''{Music continues. Title appears: "Most in the Graveyard", "the credits for the 9th Homestar Halloween Cartoon..." "...are the same as the first 8!"}''

''{Cut to the Cemetery entrance. Everyone is there, with Strong Bad and The Cheat shown to be the last to arrive.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have a cemetery? This is awesome! How come nobody ever told me about this place?

''{Close up on Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You didn't know about this place? Man, if it weren't for the library, I'd spend—

''{As Strong Sad pats his stomach, we cut back to the previous wide shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have a ''who cares''?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{excited}'' Yeah! It still uses ''{points upwards}'' Dewey Decimal and everything! Uh—''{suddenly realizes Strong Bad's statement, and looks dejected}'' Aww... I hate it when you do that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha ha! ''{close up on Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' C'mon guys, let's go find a suitable stiff to exhume and reanimate.

''{Everyone starts walking into the cemetery grounds. Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom as Marzipan walks past.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh man, Pom Pom. ''{they start walking}'' This is gonna be so great. First we'll hit Space Mountain, then over to Mr. Toad's, ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' then Tom Sawyer's Island, and don't forget: we parked in the Goofy lot!

''{Cut back to the entrance. The King of Town and the Poopsmith remain.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' You think I should have told them about that carnivorous undead sheep that prowls the graveyard?

''{As the King of Town speaks, a view of a hill within the graveyard is shown, with a sheep shadow bleating loudly at the top of it. Foreboding music is heard. Cut to Strong Sad and Marzipan.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' All right now, Marzipan, remember: ''{raises finger}'' we have to hold our breath in front of the dead. ''{close up on Strong Sad}'' Ready? Go!

''{Strong Sad tries to hold his breath, but immediately exhales loudly and starts gasping.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, nevermind! Sorry, the dead!

''{Cut back to previous shot}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This place is perfect for my Intro to Photography class. ''{lowers her guitar and pulls out a Polaroid camera from [[Hammerspace]]}'' I've already hit the railroad tracks, and an abandoned factory. This will complete the amateur trifecta! ''{looks through the view-finder briefly}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hang on, I think I got it!

''{Strong Sad tries to hold his breath a second time, and again immediately fails. Cut to Bubs and Coach Z, standing in front of a bunch of graves. More music plays.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, look! There's my great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold! He discovered the "Bait and Switch!" ''{the two graves are shown}'' Ooh, and this is his brother Mort! He invented "No Money Down".

''{Cut to Bubs and Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' All your dead relatives are making me wanna start one of them horror-core rap groups. I could pull on a hockey mask and call myself... ''{a CD case pops up briefly reading "THE GRAVEYARDIGANZ — Featuring COACH ZGOR MORTIZZZ" with three Coach Z heads wearing hockey masks pictured}'' "Coach Zgor Mortizzz!"

'''BUBS:''' Hey, man! Show some respect! ''{points to a third tombstone, which is shown to read "ZGOR — another relative of Bubs"}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom walking along. Happy music plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, Pom Pom, now that I know that we're not in a theme park, I say we try to find that Green Gobalin. I heard that if you find him right at midnight, he'll spin all your Halloween candies into gold! ''{cut to a wide shot; Homestar frowns}'' Instead of just doing that regular old two-bit dance. ''{imitates the Green Goblin's dance}'' Dee dee-lee, dee-lee dee-lee dee-lee dee-lee!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles while pointing to a nearby landmark.}''

''{Cut to close up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's a great place to start looking!

''{Cut to a silhouetted shot of Homestar and Pom Pom walking uphill.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I wonder why they call it "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill".

''{We pan upwards toward a swinging wooden sign labelled "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill". Foreboding music is heard. Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat, all near more graves.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean, look at some of these names! Jim-Nealius Hog-chigger? Hebby Screbby? Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?

''{Close up on Strong Mad, who jumps up in frustration and lands with a crash, causing the earth to shake}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU SAID WE'D GET A ZOMBIE SLAVE!

''{Cut back to previous shot}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, Thwomp Mad. We will. We just gotta find somebody with a cool name. Let's keep looking.

''{We see Strong Sad posing by a gravestone, through the viewfinder of Marzipan's camera.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Almost... a little less lurk, and a little more skulk.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Like...''this?'' ''{hunches forward more}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''There'' we go.

''{She photographs him. The Polaroid develops, but Strong Sad is missing from the picture.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You're not showing up in these pictures. ''{several other Polaroids are pulled up where Strong Sad is absent}'' Strong Sad, ''{cut to Marzipan}'' is there something you need to tell me? Are you dead?

''{Cut back to Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{jubilantly}'' Whoa, maybe I am! ''{happy music plays as Strong Sad raises his finger}'' I finally willed myself to death! ''{smiles}'' This is ''great!''

''{Cut to Coach Z standing to the left of a grave.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Bubs! Check it out! You're not the only one with relatives here! My great good-aunt is buried right under our feet!

''{Cut to Bubs standing to the right of a grave.}''

'''BUBS:''' Naw, you come over here and look at this! I want you to see my great-great granduncle. He invented "No Payments till 2010!"

'''COACH Z:''' ''{pats Bubs on his right shoulder from offscreen}'' Hi there.

''{Bubs looks to the left. We pan left to find that he and Coach Z were referring to the same grave.}''

'''BUBS:''' Wait! Hold on a sec'! Are you telling me my uncle is your aunt?

'''COACH Z:''' Seems that way! ''{close up on Coach Z}'' ''{jubilantly}'' Bubs! This is great news! This means we're brothers! I always knew it!

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs}''

'''BUBS:''' Or it means you're a liar! Besides, even if it ''were'' true, we'd only be sixth-fourth-second-fifth cousins, thrice removed!

''{Cut to previous shot}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, phew. So your sister and I can—

''{Bubs punches him, knocking him to the ground}''

'''BUBS:''' Rah! 
'''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Woooooh!

''{Cut to a tombstone reading "Here Lies Plutis". Music plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' "Plutis?!" What is wrong with you dead people?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad by the grave.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want a reanimated corpse named ''Plutis'' doing my bidding! ''{close up on Strong Bad}'' Doesn't any dead body with a good name around here want to be reanimated with these jumper cables and pickled monkey fingers? ''{he hold up the items as he says them}''

''{Cut to previous shot. Strong Mad jumps, again causing the ground to shake as before. The jumper cables and pickled monkey fingers fly out of Strong Bad's hands.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ZGOR! I VOTE ZGOR!

''{Cut back to Homestar and Pom Pom, both peeping out from behind a larger gravestone.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, Pom Pom. It's almost midnight. Ready with the Halloween candy?

''{Pom Pom gets out the candy. The viewpoint then cuts to the inside of a bush, focusing on Homestar and Pom Pom from a distance. Breathing can be heard distinctively.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, I can't wait to try out gold whatchamacallits. Gold...oh yes, Snickers.

''{The monster is revealed to be the Carnivorous Undead Sheep; it jumps out of the bush into the night sky and lands on the ground. It bleats loudly. Dramatic music plays. Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom, the latter is trembling with fear and holding Homestar in his arm}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' AHH!! The Cheat's got rabies again!

''{Pom Pom pulls out a handgun.}''

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs, the former being held up by his collar, the latter flexing his arm and looking very angry.}''

'''COACH Z:''' What was that?

''{Cut to Strong Sad and Marzipan. Strong Sad is holding his breath yet again.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh my goodness!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning to look at The Cheat, surprised}'' Cheat, you got rabies again?

''{Cut back to the entrance. The King of Town and the Poopsmith haven't moved.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh oh. Let's beat it, Poopsmith!

''{The Poopsmith nods and they both leave the graveyard. Cut back to Homestar, Pom Pom and the undead sheep.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yahoo, seriously, Pom Pom! I'm about to pee my pants!

''{The sheep bleats second time. The Goblin flies down from the night sky and lands on top of the Carnivorous Undead Sheep, popping its head off. The music stops. Cut back to Pom Pom and Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Goblin! You saved us! ''{close up}'' Now are you gonna turn all of our 100 Grands into a hundred grand?

''{Cut back to The Goblin, who shakes his head. Cut back to the previous shot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking upset}'' But I thought at midnight you—

''{Cut back to The Goblin, who does his dance as his tune plays.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh, man!

''{The music becomes a techno-remix of the Goblin Dance music and The Goblin continues to dance. Disco lights show up during the dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! ''{cut back to Homestar and Pom Pom}'' Extended dance remix of the Gobalin song!

''{Homestar moves away from the grave and we cut to see him dancing with the Goblin. As we pan right, Pom Pom pulls out two handguns. Then cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat walking in to find the sheep's body.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, check out that awesome dead undead sheep!

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat turn to look behind them. Cut to The King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Some say it's an escaped laboratory test animal. They call it "Subject X".

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the coolest name I ever heard of! The Cheat! Grab the jumper cables and— ''{looking downward}'' Hey! Where'd the pickled monkey fingers go?

''{Cut to a silhouetted shot of The King of Town in the distance, running through the graveyard over the hills.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I don't knoooooow!

''{Cut to Pom Pom and Homestar, who is still dancing}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stops dancing}'' You said it, old buddy! Happy Carousel of Progress, Pom Pom. ''{Pom Pom looks annoyed}'' I mean, Halloween, Pom Pom.

''{Fade to one of Marzipan's attempted photos of Strong Sad, with the caption: 'In loving memory of Strong Sad "willed himself to death 10/31/2008"'. The photograph moves with the final trumpet riffs. Cut to the standard ending scene of the various characters wearing their costumes.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on The Poopsmith during the scene with The King of Town and him right at the entrance of the Graveyard (when The King of Town mentions the carnivorous undead sheep) to see a clip of Homsar right after it:
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{pops out from behind a gravestone}'' I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!
:*Homsar appears as Captain Caveman at the end on the lower right side behind Marzipan.

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' King of Town, would you like to justify your dressing up as Hello Kitty this year?
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Sure, I dressed up as my favorite candy.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, I'm pretty sure those were erasers.

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Good news, everyone! Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''BUBS:''' Grab them cakes!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ooowwww, is that all you do?

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' Yooooooooooor garble garble!

*At the end, click on Strong Sad:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Sad. Nice Ma Fratelli costume.

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Strong Bad, what's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I don't know. I just saw this sassy planet on the cover of one of your stupid books and thought it looked cool.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Say it, say it! Oh, ohhh!

*At the end, click on Homestar Runner:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Homestar! I really like your Carrot Top costume. ''{Homestar turns his head around}'' I'm not Carrot Top! I'm Crocodile Dundee!

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, my little pride and joy. It's really starting to concern me that you keep dressing up as dudes.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Coach Z referring to himself as "Coach Zgor Mortizzz" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Rigor_mortis|Rigor Mortis]].

===Trivia===
*The sign at the front of the cemetery reads "Always Been Here Acres".
*The loading screen says "[[Irregular Loading Screens|He was a real load]]."
*Mort, the name of one of Bubs' relatives, is also the [[French]] word for "death".

===Remarks===
*Bubs' arms are rendered in an old, bent style.
*The King of Town wears the Hello Kitty bow over his right ear, the opposite ear to the one that Hello Kitty normally wears it, but the same ear as her twin sister Mimmy White.
*When Strong Bad asks The Cheat if he has rabies, he skips the [[integral article]] in The Cheat's name.
*Marzipan's camera has no flash attachment, yet there is still a flash when she takes a picture.

===Goofs===
*At the beginning of the cartoon, Coach Z's foot will disappear before the screen scrolls off of him.
*At the end of the toon when you scroll over Coach Z, it says "Coach Z DJ Lance Rock," missing "as."
*In the second scene with Bubs and Coach Z, Bubs' eyes appear slightly farther apart than they usually are.
*At the end of the toon when you scroll over Marzipan, "Stevie Ray Vaughan" is misspelled as "Stevie Ray Vaughn."

===Fixed Goofs===
*When you clicked on Strong Bad at the end, his lips didn't move when he says, "Uh, I don't know."
*The bubble containing Homsar's description appeared on top of Bubs' body but under his head.
*At the end of the toon, one of Homsar's legs was his normal one and the other was his costume foot (Captain Caveman's).

===Glitches===
*At the end of the toon (if you clicked The Poopsmith to activate the Homsar egg), if you click on Strong Bad, Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Poopsmith, Coach Z, Strong Sad, or the King of Town, Homsar still shows his scroll-over information while another character comments on their costume. This is because he is a movie clip that overlays the scene.

===Inside References===
*The page title has an instance of [['d]].
*This is another reference to [[Strong Sad's Death]].
*Homsar's lines in his Easter egg are a reference to his [[character video]].
*Homestar's line, "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants", is the same line he said in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*Strong Sad [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiles]] when he thinks he has "willed [himself] to death".
*Homestar Runner again fails to [[What are you supposed to be?|identify the cast's costumes]]. This even includes [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|himself]].
*For the first time since [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], two characters (in this case, Marzipan and The King of Town) have [[Cross-Dressing|cross-dressed]] for Halloween.
**This is also the fifth Halloween toon in which Marzipan dressed as a male.
*Pom Pom, in nod to his costume choice, is once again seen brandishing [[guns]].
*The candy that Pom Pom produces is a bag of [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] Fun Size.
*The King of Town running over the hills while silhouetted is a reference to [[Old Intro 2]].
*The music heard when the Carnivorous Undead Sheep approaches Homestar and Pom Pom is taken from [[Jibblies 2]].
*Homestar's message for his Halloween costume, "Yahoo Serious(ly)", refers to his [[Catch Phrases#Homestar Runner|catch phrase]], "[[Seriously]]".
*Mr. Toad's was previously referenced in [[vacation]].
*This is the second time a character (Strong Sad) has struggled to hold his breath; the first occurred in [[Halloween Fairstival]] when Homestar couldn't hold his breath.
*The King of Town has a bottle of [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]], previously seen in an Easter Egg in [[funny]]. The [[french fries]] are also identical.
*The Cheat had rabies, as Homestar and Strong Bad remark, in the email [[shapeshifter]].
*The ketchup fountain at the beginning does not have ketchup, so the red liquid coming out may be another instance of [[blood]].
*The King of Town eating erasers is another reference to characters [[Eating Non-Food Items|eating non-food objects]].
*The dance remix of the goblin's theme contains parts of the tune from [[modeling]].

===Real-World References===
*Marzipan's camera is a [[Wikipedia:Instant camera|Polaroid]] OneStep.
*[[Wikipedia:Space Mountain (Disneyland)|Space Mountain]], [[Wikipedia:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride|Mr. Toad's]], [[Wikipedia:Pirate's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island|Tom Sawyer's Island]], and [[Wikipedia:Carousel of Progress|Carousel of Progress]] are all attractions at [[Disney]] [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney Parks and Resorts|theme parks]], specifically [[Wikipedia:Magic Kingdom|the Magic Kingdom]] and [[Wikipedia:Disneyland|Disneyland]]. However, neither park currently contains all four attractions. The [[Wikipedia:Goofy|Goofy]] lot refers to the parks' parking lots being named after Disney characters.
*Homestar's line "he'll spin all your Halloween candy into gold" is a reference to the fairy tale ''[[Wikipedia:Rumpelstiltskin|Rumpelstiltskin]],'' where the title character had the ability to spin straw into gold.
* Coach Z's album cover featuring him wearing a hockey mask is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Friday the 13th (franchise)|Friday the 13th]]'' series of horror movies. The band name "The Graveyardiganz" is a [[portmanteau]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|the Backyardigans]]'', a music-based TV series, as well as the horrorcore rap band [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]].
*The King of Town's line when clicking on the Poopsmith at the end refers to ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]]'' character [[Wikipedia:Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]'s catchphrase "Good news, everyone", which is more often than not followed by bad news. Farnsworth employs Dr. Zoidberg.
*Strong Bad's line "Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?" could possibly refer to [[Wikipedia:John Hodgman|John Hodgman's]] book "The Areas of My Expertise", which features a non-factual factual account of such an era as a major section of the book.
*At the end, in the Strong Sad Easter egg, Strong Sad is mistaken for Ma Fratelli from ''[[Wikipedia:The Goonies|The Goonies]]''.
*Homestar Runner argues with himself about his costume, mistakenly suggesting it to be of [[Wikipedia:Carrot Top|Carrot Top]], a stand-up comedian noted for his large orange hair. He then mistakenly "corrects" himself to actually be [[Wikipedia:Crocodile Dundee|Crocodile Dundee]], the titular character from the 1986 comedy movie. Crocodile Dundee was played by [[Wikipedia:Paul Hogan|Paul Hogan]] who, like Yahoo Serious, is Australian.
*Strong Sad enthusiastically asks Strong Bad, in reference to his costume, for the answer to the [[Wikipedia:Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything|ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything]]. In the [[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]], the computer Deep Thought is constructed to formulate this response, despite nobody knowing the precise nature of the question. After 7 1/2 million years, Deep Thought reveals the answer to be "42".
*[[Wikipedia:Whatchamacallit (candy)|Whatchamacallits]], [[Wikipedia:Snickers|Snickers]], and [[Wikipedia:100 Grand|100 Grand]] are all actual candy bars.
*Strong Sad shouting his last line in the Strong Bad Easter egg is in the style of a typical antic of Sam Kinison's comedy act, taken verbatim from his appearance in the movie "Back To School".
*Coach Z's "Yooooooooooo garble garble!" is his attempt to say DJ Lance Rock's phrase (and the title of the Nick Jr. TV series) "[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba!|Yo Gabba Gabba!]]"
*Bubs' Easter egg lines are from the Junkyard Dog's entrance theme, "Grab Them Cakes".
*When Strong Mad keeps jumping on the ground and making it shake during the episode, it is a reference to how the actual [[Wikipedia:List of Mario series enemies|Thwomp]] acts in the [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario series]].
*Homestar's line when clicking on Marzipan at the end refers to "[[Wikipedia:Pride and Joy (Stevie Ray Vaughan song)|Pride and Joy]]", a song of [[Wikipedia:Stevie Ray Vaughan|Stevie Ray Vaughan's]] (whom Marzipan is dressed up as,) from his 1983 album ''[[Wikipedia:Texas Flood|Texas Flood]]''.

==External Links==
*[[HR:ween08.html|watch "Most in the Graveyard"]]
*[[HR:ween08.swf|view the Flash file for "Most in the Graveyard"]]
*[[Forum:14810|forum thread re: "Most in the Graveyard"]]

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[[Category:Halloween]]

Duplicate Characters

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:57:24 GMT

Poopsmith Z: If this doesn't count, then why the pfargtl do the multiple Homsars from the same toon count?

[[Image:pizzaz.png|thumb|"Ohh, there's two of them!"]]
'''Duplicate characters''' is a phenomenon where a single character appears in more than one place at once in the same scene, and in general, any other characters present simply accept this as true. This listing excludes purely stylistic uses of multiple characters through artistic license, as seen in music videos and the like.

==Appearances==
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — [[Strong Mad|Strong Mad's]] hand can be seen moving both sets of waves back and forth, on opposite sides of the stage.
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — In the Cheat Commandos cartoon, some of the characters walk by twice.
*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]] — Two [[Arrow'd Guy]]s are seen rating the girls on their dives into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth.
*Email [[pizzaz]] — [[Strong Bad]] conducts an interview of himself, in that he is asking the questions, and another "he" is answering them. Strong Bad seems to find this perfectly normal, even though the two Strong Bads interview, mock, yell at, plead with and bribe each other. However, the sight of two Strong Bads simultaneously makes [[The Cheat]]'s [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|head explode]].
*[[Senorial Day]] — [[Bubs]] holds a Bubsotathon, in which [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] throws confetti while on both sides of the screen at once. The Flash file shows that the one on the right wears a [[mustache]].
*[[Main Page 23]] — Rolling over [[Store]] will show Homestar facing away from you, saying the word "Store", as well as another Homestar walking in the background with a simple exchange of "Sup, man?" — "Sup?"
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Two fez-wearing [[Homsar]]s go past, of which [[Marzipan]] takes only casual notice.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — An Easter egg shows two Homestar puppets in an advertisement for "Homestar vs. Homestar fights".
*Email [[unnatural]] — Two The Cheats are seen at the town meeting. One is to the right of [[Coach Z]], and the other is to the left of Marzipan.
*Email [[mini-golf]] — After [[The Worm]] bites off half of Homestar's golf ball, another Worm pops out of it.
*Email [[web comics]] — In one comic, [[Stinkoman]] wishes he could challenge himself. A second Stinkoman (with [[1-Up]]'s voice) appears to fulfill his wish.
*[[Happy Dethemberween]] — [[Homsar]] appears as a set of 4 chimes played by [[Strong Sad]] during the toon, and in the Easter Egg at the end.
**Also, the high-pitched singers are revealed here to be a choir of [[Bubs]]es.
*Email [[shapeshifter]] — Three shapeshifted Strong Bads (one in the form of Bubs's legs, one in the form of a $100 bill, and one in the form of a balloon tiger) appear in one scene, which Strong Bad then describes as "confusing".
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — After being humiliated, Homestar crashes at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], occupying the basement, the kitchen, and [[Strong Bad's Room]] all at the same time. In fact, Strong Bad has to kick all three Homestars out of the house.
*[[Main Page 25]] — Two Puppet versions of Homestar talk to each other.


==Screenshots of Duplicate Characters==
<gallery>
Image:Twoarrowdguys.PNG|"Two[[-'d|'d]]!"
Image:Bubsfirework.PNG|"Explosions! Fireworks!"
Image:Twohomestars.PNG|"Sup, man?" "Sup?"
Image:Two Fez Homsars.PNG|"Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
Image:Homstarvs.PNG|"Paper-View"
Image:twin cheats.png|"Meh!"
Image:Twinworms.PNG|"I'm gonna say that's a birdie."
Image:Twin Stinkomans.png|"Sometimes I wish I could challenge my own self."
Image:Homsarchimes.PNG|"There ain't no ceiling on that holiday feelin'!"
Image:MultipleStorngBadShapeshifters.png|"Um, that was confusing."
Image:Two puppet homestars.png|"Well, I am the exact same."
</gallery>
[[Category:Prank running gags]]

Talk:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

Poopsmith Z — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:36:42 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

== More pictures, better pictures ==

What's with all the crappy pictures? It's a bit odd that the game actually has a function for taking pictures built into it, yet nobody appears to be capable of getting a good screen capture. Most of the SBCG4AP pictures on the wiki are blurry or pixelated - is everyone playing on 640x480, low quality mode, windowed? I don't know how the Wii version works, but surely screenshots saved to SD card from there can't be that pixelated... -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

Oh, and also, we need way more pictures of locations, objects, costumes, etc. -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

== Fanstuff Discussion ==

I was the one who originally said this was better left for being on the fanstuff wiki (I put the deleted thing on, but [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] removed it I guess). Anyone else thinks this should be put as fanstuff? Because it's not a part of the official homestarrunner.com site. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:This differs from fanstuff, as this is an official licensed Homestar Runner game (like the long-delayed [[Homestar Runner RPG]] or the appearance of "Trogdor" in [[Guitar Hero]]). Since it is official licensed (and even being "developed" by Videletrix), then this will be documented by the regular Wiki. The same thing would count towards things like [[Strong Bad Gameways]] or any of the [[:Category:Interviews and Public Appearances|live appearances]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:33, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::Yup, exactly right. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:43, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Besides, it's mentioned on the official Homestar Runner site! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:47, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Game News Soon doesn't direct to anything, so it may not be possible this is the same thing. But whatever. '''Close this mess.''' {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::The news isn't supposed to be revealed in full for another hour and forty-five minutes. Keep your pants on, for real. Anyway, it's fairly obvious that this game and the notice on the site are related. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:16, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

== Info For you! ==

Intrepid editors may find [http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/faq this page] helpful. It's not 100% done yet but since we're running late we wanted to get something up with more info. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:22, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:Heyyyyy, the whole site is up now! --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:52, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Some info for you: I have a [[Wii]], and have every episode of [[SBCG4AP]] on it, and have all of the free demos of them on my computer. So I can help with a few things. And shouldn't each page of SBCG4AP, such as [[Homestar Ruiner]], have links to pages like: [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough]], and [[Homestar Ruiner Responses]]? Sende feedback please. -{{User:Mas12806/sig}} 21:17, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
:They do, on the template. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 21:22, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh, that Template. Got it. Thanks. -{{User:Mas12806/sig}} 21:53, 15 November 2008
== And you can play too! ==

Too bad this game can't be played by me. Not everyone's good enough to get a Wii. Although the article says it's also for the PC, I highly doubt that will be a reality. It makes me so frustrated when new consoles come out. Especially onces that cost over 200 USD, when I could get something productive (Like Photoshop CS3 Extended) for 320 USD. Which I ''will'' get 'cause I have no Wii. Why not get the wii, you ask? Because I want my damnz photoshop! Been entirely too long since I last had it. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It will be out for the PC. Guaranteed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:13, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::What retailers will you be distributing to? Target? Wal-Mart? If it's K-Mart, I advise against it. Madison, WI has '''no K-Marts whatsoever'''. Also, will it be good for only Vista? Because I can't switch to Vista, my computer won't allow me to upgrade my BIOS to do so. Besides, dozens upon dozens of users say Vista is crap for Gaming. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Our first run distribution is almost always through our website as downloads. With Sam & Max, we released the games as downloads and then once the whole season was over we assembled a disc and offered it up free to season subscribers. Not sure if that's what we're doing for Strong Bad (nobody tells me anything fun), but they will be available to download from our site. And no, they won't be Vista only. Our system spec is pretty generous in fact, so it shouldn't require too new and crazy a computer. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:18, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Do you expect people to buy over the Internet only? Or are the downloads free? Because I somewhat despise Internet purchasing. Of course, I do have a Debit Card (Sorry, will never, ever use a Credit Card) if I so need to do an online transaction. But I haven't used the card in over 4 months. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::It sounds like Tabacco answered this in his last post: they'll certainly be available for download, but if that's not an option for you, it's possible that they will be eventually released on disc format. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:24, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::Some sites require you to pay for certain downloads though. Like "Adobe Extend." {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::Yep, this game will cost money, just as the exclusive DVD content does through the Homestar Runner store. It's good too; I've often wondered if there was a way for TBC to make some money off of their games! Fans have been able to support them by buying DVDs for a while, so I think this is great. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:30, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Still awaiting answer for if we ''have'' to buy over the Internet, or if we can send in check/money orders. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::We also accept Paypal and Wire Transfer. You can use the latter if you like. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:42, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::You stil didn't say if I can use check or money order though; I will only use them. If you can't do money order / etc. it's better off not to purchase. Not everyone likes the Internet... I'm sure not liking it anymore... I've been distancing myself from it more and more. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::No, we don't take checks or money order. You sound pretty determined not to purchase, so I'm not sure why you're so insistent on pushing the issue, honestly. I think we can call this closed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 00:01, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Well, since homestarrunner.com's toons always seems to reference old technology (with the exception of the cheat's computer, and Pom'Pom's technology) it makes sense to allow people to send you checks and money orders. Mind you, checks are not as old as regular legal tender >>; I was originally going to try out this game in the future, but you've made me not want to. Not like it'd support an Intel GFX Card anydangway. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
This talk page is for discussing the contents of the article, not about whether someone will buy the game or not. Please limit discussions as this one to [[Forum:13870|our forum]] or
[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=31 the Telltale Games Forums]. Thank you.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 13:55, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

==New trailer on GT==
Ok so on Gametrailers.com They have a new trailer for it!!! check it out [http://www.gametrailers.com/player/32715.html] {{User:Coach B/sig}}
:Actually, that's the same thing as [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Gameplay Trailer|this]]. {{User:DevonM/sig}}

== Legal Rampage Issue ==

Transcripts are at the heart of our wiki, allowing us to have a reference guide for Homestarrunner.com and to save us the hassle of sitting through an entire toon to check a line or scene. With this in mind, to what extent will we transcribe the game? I'm against the idea of recording EVERY single line for two reasons: firstly, it would be a massive job to do. Undoubtedly there'll be tens of thousands of lines of dialogue throughout the game and it'll be impossible to find and store them all. The second reason is for legal issues: it seems to be OK to transcribe toons on the website since the transcripts won't significantly affect page views to the website and the toons are free in the first place. This game, on the other hand, will not be: the point of buying and playing the game is to find the dialogue yourself. And I don't want Telltale's lawyers to hit this wiki with a cease-and-desist order if they feel our actions harm the sales of their game. However, I think it'd still be OK to write walkthroughs and post Fun Facts on the game, in a similar manner to other websites. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:42, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
:A few minor stylistic things aside, I think the best way to "transcribe" this game (I don't think that's the right word) would be entirely similar to [[Thy Dungeonman II]] however, without creating the companion page [[Thy Dungeonman II Messages]]. This system would give us the fun facts and the walk-through and the glitches and the tips and everything else that you would expect from The Wiki, without any of the legal or commercial issues you spoke of. I mean [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] seems to be very involved in The Wiki (at least concerning SBCG4AP), and with Telltale's consent I see no problem making a [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Messages]] page or something of that ilk (but with '''FAR''' fewer syllables). {{User:Flashfight/sig}} 08:56, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
::Exactly; we seem to have plenty of communication with Telltale through [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]], so I'm sure that we can make sure whatever we do is acceptable to them (and TBC). It would be nice to have everything transcribed (transcriptions of game messages aren't a substitute for playing the game, in the same way that you don't forget about watching the cartoons and just read the transcripts - but even more so, as it's interactive), but obviously that depends on their wishes. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 09:51, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:::I can't see how there'd be a legal issue *period* if we thoroughly "mapped out" this game. If there *was*, [http://www.gamefaqs.com/ GameFAQs] wouldn't exist. Furthermore, I've seen numerous "Game Scripts" there. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if someone beat us to it. [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/data/945803.html Exhibit A] -{{User:YK/sig}} 05:03, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Second. There's stuff on GameFAQs that's [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/gamecube/file/920182/33006 much more in-depth] than is sane, even for us. Plus, we transcribe DVD-only content all the time, and TBC don't mind. And since TBC are working so close with Telltale, I doubt they'd let them sue us either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
:::::I don't think there would be an issue with that sort of thing, but if someone 'offcially' associated with the wiki wants to shoot me an email, I can put them in contact with someone to be sure that it would be cool. There are lawyers lurking 'round every corner, but we generally prefer enabling awesomeness over litigiousness in everything we do at Telltale. Also, for what its worth, each episode will have ... a lot ... of dialog. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:58, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Related note, what about the Dev Blog! "written" by Strong Bad on the Telltales Games site? Any plans of documenting that on the Wiki? There could be a whole mess of running gags hidden in that... {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
:That is in fact written by Strong Bad. Well, it's written by [[TBC]], which is close enough, right? :) [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:53, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
::I believe the Dev Blog is not being documented for the [[Talk:SBCG4AP Dev Blog|same]] [[Talk:Strong Sad's Lament#Transcript|reasons]] why [[Strong Sad's Lament]] isn't: that it's just duplicating large chunks of text from the website, that ''"it ''replaces'' the actual site"'' and that it would cross ''"the copyright-infringement line to a degree we should not be able to get away with."''. However, if the posts start being removed or if the website is eventually shut down, backed-up transcripts and images will be added to the article. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:41, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
:::The way that the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] is being handled now (summarizing posts, pointing out specific references) is perfectly fine. At the time I wrote that bit, there wasn't a page started to note the contents. I think a similar approach should be used with the games, simply because of the volume of dialog involved, the non-linear nature of the game play, and potential legal issues. Particular pieces (such as openings, previews or set pieces) could be transcribed, proved proper clearances are granted first, but a wholesale transcription would be impractical. Noting references, goofs, etc.? Fair game. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:30, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== New gameplay/interview video ==

There's a video [http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/18383 here] showing off some of the gameplay (including [[Snake Boxer V]] footage), as well as an interview with some of the developers (I assume this is new, I didn't see it mentioned on the page anywhere). I think IGN are going to interview TBC about the game tomorrow, but I'm not sure... --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 12:07, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:On a related note, it looks like the [http://kotaku.com/378793/telltale-games-demos-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-for-wiiware Kotaku] review of the game demo has some more detailed information that was is revealed in the Game Videos piece. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:03, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

== External link organization ==

Since it looks like this game will produce a large number of external links (IGN et al. game reviews, material from Telltale, forums), how should we organize them? Traditionally, we've put forum links on the bottom (which in this case would include both Telltale's and ours), and material directly from Telltale at the top. But should we make subsections for each? I'm trying to think of scalability at this point. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:40, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

:I think you're right, it will helpful to have them divided up into sub-sections. I liked {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557820&oldid=557810 what you did}}, but I tried {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557824&oldid=557820 reorganizing it a bit differently}}. Not sure if it's optimal yet; maybe we'll have to wait to see what kinds of external links we end up getting as it's released. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:53, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

== Screenshots ==

This may sound silly, but how do you accses the screenshots on the Tell Tale site?
:Not silly at all — scroll down to the end of the dev blog, and just below them on the left-hand side of the page are four TV screen-shaped pictures. Click on one of them to bring up the screenshots. Hope that helps! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:29, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

== question! ==

So will this be available on the Wii Shop Channel under the WiiWare section and can I buy it with Wii points? Becausue if not I can't buy it! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 20:53, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, you'll be able to get it off the Wii Shop Channel. Don't worry. It's for both PC and WiiWare. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:58, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
::Just curious to find out why you can't buy it. Do you not have a Wii? If that's the case, then disregard my next statement. If you do, Wii Points can be each purchase directly through the Wii or purchasing a Wii Points card at many fine retailers. Hopefully, Telltale will announce how many Wii points each episode will be. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

No I have a Wii. It's just that my parents have this weird thing about using credit cards on sites the don't consider "certified". I told them it's through Nintendo and that this website is TBC's JOB but they're just weirdos. So I could only get it by buying the card. Thanks for the info! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 00:10, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

== POM-POMMED?? ==

Did I miss a screenshot/video of Pom Pom? Oh, sure, I count his appearance as likely, but has he actually appeared yet? If not, I think we should remove him from the page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:16, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
:Pom Pom was among the crowd listening to Strong Bad at the end of [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]. Would that count? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:15, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
::No...that doesn't mean he'll appear in the game (I'm sure he will, though). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 19:55, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Though I put it in an edit summary, I thought I'd better mention it here. Telltale Games currently sells certain HR products, among which are the figurines labeled "Series #1" at the [[Store]]. The description confirms that all nine characters shown are in the game .. and Pom Pom is shown. I quote: "Nine of the characters featured in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" [http://www.telltalegames.com/store/hsrfigurines1]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:21, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm going to be pretty grumpy though if that rules out Homsar, who was in Season 2 Figurines. He is a main character after-all. [[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 13:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::::That need not be the case; it didn't say "All nine". I'd be surprised if Homsar doesn't turn up somewhere. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 23:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
::::I've played the game. In the first episode, Homsar isn't physically present, but you can prank call him. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''
:::::Do keep in mind that this discussion took place in May, three months ''before'' the game came out. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:22, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date ==

Do we know the presise release date of the first installment of the game, or just that it'll be out in June? I know I'm not the only guy who wants it the second it comes out... {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

I think we just know it'll be out in June... I assume that they'll give an exact date once we get closer to June though. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:36, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The [http://kotaku.com/389429/here-are-your-wiiware-launch-titles dates for WiiWare games are decided entirely by Nintendo], so I'm not sure if Telltale can even give an exact date for the Wii version. The PC version will either have a fixed date, or something like "X days after the Wii version". --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 14:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

well, we're almost sure it's going to be june and on a monday because H*R and the wii shop channel update on mondays, and they really only have a week left if it ''is'' going to be in june at all
[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]] 01:54, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
:It's offical that it's coming out in July instead of June. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:02, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

If it's not going to be delayed again, the last possible day it can be released is July 28.

== Cost? ==

Any word on what the cost will be yet? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The Telltale guys wrote it will be like other episodic games they make. Which means about 9$ (US). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:46, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

== Episode One Info VS the IGN preview ==
Ok, thanks to the preview on the telltale official site, I think we can theorise that the IGN preview actually happens after the scenes in the trailer. 'Homestar Runner invades Strong Bad's house and Bogarts his style.' Of course, it could also be that the trailer scenes are actually a flashback.

Either way, we can't be sure that the game begins with the IGN preview anymore, so I was wondering what we should do about it[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 14:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:I was thinking the same thing. The preview for [[Homestar Ruiner]] seems to take place before Homestar hides in the basement for indecency. From the various reviews, though, it is clear that the preview was still an early build. (For example, the GameCyte review mentions that a plot clue is found under a cardboard box in the middle of the field, but the actual game, the clue location would be more challenging.) I would suspect that Strong Bad going directly from his song to talking to Homestar is a similar splice, and nobody knows what the final sequence will be until it's released in to the wild. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

what is the url for the ign preview? and why isn't it on the wiki? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:55, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
:The IGN videos are listed under Press Releases and Promotional Videos. The first two (GameVideos.com and IGN.com) have the footage you are looking for. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:04, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== Mii likey, mii likey! ==

So I noticed Telltale is having a [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-338 contest] to design the H*R characters in Mii form and receive Homestar Ruiner as a gift on their Wii. (For those not in the know, downloads can be paid for by Wiis other than the one receiving it.) What I was wondering is, is this contest worthy of its own article or not? This whole development is so...other sitey...that I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around what's Wikiable and what's not. Opinions? --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 13:53, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:I don't think so, because it's a contest, and we don't normally advertise those here (as far as I know).
::Given that there has never before been an officially [[licensed]] homestar related contest as far5 as i know, that would make it lack of precedent, not that we don't do it. We haven't done it because THEY haven't done it. That being said, is it homestar-related? it is official? yes. therefore, i think maybe we should. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:54, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

== The King of Town's Castle ==
The King of Town's Castle is listed as a confirmed place, but have we actually seen any videos or screenshots with the King of Town's catstle? {{User:Peter222/sig}}
:No, but the plot of Homestar Ruiner informs that one of the tasks to do will be getting files from the KOT's Castle. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 18:54, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

== Getting grumpy... ==

So do we know at least around what time of the month it's coming out? Like early June or mid-June or closer to July? Not to sound impatient but... aw screw it. I AM impatient! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:44, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

:It's been delayed to [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-344 July]. I'm looking forward to it too, but I'm glad they're taking the time to polish it! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:11, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== T For Teen ==

Ok we were all surprised it got a t ranking but i bet they TellTale did so on purpose and made the esrb think it was worse than it really was for the moneymaking t rating. and mild suggestive content (if it is not a telltale tall tale) is probably something like saying home run or some other extremely mild euphism. Who agrees? Zelda games do it all the time. [[User:Physicsguymonsterman|Physicsguymonsterman]] 01:00, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:Most of the cartoons on the site would get a T rating as well, if the ESRB system is used. I mean, just look at emails like [[lady fan]], [[sisters]], [[dreamail]], [[do over]]... plenty of suggestive themes there (without even mentioning Coach Z's problems), and the Teen Girl Squad comics probably fulfil the requirements for mild cartoon violence. The Poopsmith pretty much covers crude humour. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:34, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The ESRB ratings are: Early Childhood, Everyone, Everyone 10+, Teen, Mature, Adults Only and Rating Pending. As you can see, Teen is the most suitable rating since the game probably contains "contain violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood, simulated gambling, and/or infrequent use of strong language." (The PEGI equivalant is 12+.) Undoubtably, there'll be [[Teen Girl Squad]], references to [[making out]], and maybe some [[whatsit]], [[blood]] and [[crap]]. So I'm assuming TGS is what bumped it up, unless the game contains [[Commandos in the Classroom|''very'' illegal pony fights]]. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::: (I don't think crap would really bump it up to T considering I've heard damn it in a few E+10 games --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC))
::: Cartoon Violence and rude humor can be in e 10(i think tgs might fit into e actually) whatever the suggestive material is and it would have to be a little but more mature than making out is why it is teen so i think hmmm maybe telltale told theesrb that there was sug mat. even though its making out scince esrb doesnt play the games.
::::I doubt TTG would just tell the ESRB that there was more mature material than it would normally be. As for suggestive material, according to the ESRB website, minimal suggestive material (as long as there's nothing else that would give it a higher rating) can credit a E rating. Suggestive material also is descripted as "Mild provocative references or materials". I'm not sure what else would qualify for the "mild suggestive themes", but remember that the crude humor and mild cartoon violence might merit a "T" rating themselves. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 14:32, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, just look at Brawl. Cartoon Violence and Crude Humor, and it's T. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::Okay guys, i think that's enough. the forum is over there, everyone. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:05, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

== Europe? ==

Is this game going to be available in Europe for the Wii?--[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 19:42, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:I can't imagine why not... it's WiiWare remember? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The game [http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/23/?searchString=Homestar+Ruiner&agecategories=&genre=&organisations=348&platforms=&countries=&submit=Search has been PEGI rated], so I'd expect that it will come out. Hopefully, Telltale won't run into the same bottleneck that the Pop developers did while releasing in Europe (the game can be entirely in English, but the manual must be written in every language that can be selected on a PAL Wii's system menu). Also, we'll probably get it on the Friday instead of the Monday, but that's standard for WiiWare. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 04:39, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

:Okay, thanks! It's just that the Nintendo Website for my country (Finland) is extremely pissy and never seems to contain relevant info on what's to be expected on WiiWare or VC. I have to go to Wikipedia most of the time. There isn't any real info on this matter at the official website either. --[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 12:42, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

== TBC Interviews for SBCG4AP ==

Traditionally, when The Brothers Chaps have done an interview, we've made a separate page for it, in part because they were so infrequent. But, so far there has been at least four interviews with them ahead of the launch of the game. The IGN interview already has a page, but I've put the [http://coldhardflash.com/2008/05/chapmans-cool-interview-for-animation-people.html Cold Hard Flash], [http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/05/08/a-chat-with-the-chaps-sbcg4ap-qa/1184 GameCyte] and [http://kotaku.com/5016138/lunchtime-with-the-brothers-chap-strong-bads-creators-speak-and-eat Kotaku] interviews as part of the game promotion list. Given the number of interviews, can they just stay in the list for the game, or should they have their own pages? (and if they stay on the page, should the IGN interview be demoted?) {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 22:03, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

== Just checking... ==

This is going to be announced on the main page when it's realeased, correct? I just want to make sure. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

== Telltale Teases ==

Is it worth mentioning anywhere the fact that in their last two blog entries, the folks at Telltale have been referencing the anticipation of a release date announcement (and the continuing lack thereof)? For example, [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-355 yesterday's] starts with <blockquote>Sorry, it's still not the announcement you've been waiting for, but we've come up with a little surprise to help ease the pain while you're waiting...</blockquote> {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 15:50, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:Not really. Their not really teasing us. I think they'll probably put the date up within the next week or so...they've probably been starting on the other episodes as well as working on this one, too. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 17:04, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::Actually, I'm 70% convinced it's comeing (sic) out on the 21st. The other 30% of me thinks it's the 28th. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::Well, it has to be a Monday, and it has to be in July, so... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 21:39, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Actually, TellTale and TBC can release the game whenever their black hearts desire to. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:37, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Neither Telltale nor TBC now the release date; Nintendo hasn't told them. Nintendo has to screen the game, then release it on WiiWare. So, Nintendo is to blame, in a way. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::If Nintendo is to blame, it has to be Luigi. He is probably the one stopping all this. I HATE YOU, LUIGI! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:45, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::That is maybe the funniest thing I've ever read on this wiki... =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:46, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Well, that's what happens when Homestar eats you. You tend to think poorly of him. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:14, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Of course, you're talking about the American release date. Since this is Nintendo we're talking about, the game won't be released in Europe for another five months. If at all. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:55, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Well it's taking too freaking long, in my opinion. I do belieive it's time for some riots. I'll get the pitchforks. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:07, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== One Monday ==

Should it be noted that this shall be the last Monday in July? (Wii Shop only updates on Mondays) {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 01:48, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:New release dat: AUGUST. And I am really angry. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:10, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
::I will point out the series trailer is now available for viewing on the Wii Nintendo Channel. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:01, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== Overload? ==

I just had a chilling thought. With the new game-of-fun coming out on the Wii, it would pull in alot of buyers. If I didn't know the Homestar, I'd probubly still buy such a game. And then most buyers would eventually visit the site. With this overflow of people going on the site, It may be too much for the site's compies and it may crash, stopping us from seeing all our daily doses of Homestar 'toons! Anyone have any thoughts on this? [[User: Ben Again|Ben Again]]
:My sister who introduced me to h*r has told me herself that she believes no one who doesn't know the cartoons would buy the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:06, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::The impression I get from the Telltale forums is the majority people buying the title are either fans of H*R or Telltale. However, that's still a pretty large group. I don't think we have to worry about hrwiki bogging down, but I think the TBC will be very happy with the financial results. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 02:19, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Even if it did have an impact I doubt it would be that big of one. Besides, TBC have gotten pretty good at handling bandwidth crunches. See [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#A_question_about_the_Podcasts._-_Red_Toqueytr343 this] to get a small idea of just how much bandwidth they regularly use. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Episode 2 Info ==

IGN.com has an article explaining the announcement at Comic-Con regarding SBCG4AP Episode 2. The title is "Strong Badia the Free" and involves protesting against a new E-mail tax. I can't link to the article now because I'm typing from the Wii Internet Channel. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:02, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, we already have [[Strongbadia the Free|a page for it]]. {{User:Peter222/sig}} 18:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

== It Won't Be Long? ==

How long does it usually take Nintendo to approve a WiiWare game? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 04:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:I second that question. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 04:39, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::According to a friend in the games industry, the approval process is two to three weeks. Mid-August is a reasonable estimate at this point (11 Aug). {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:47, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Navigation bar for SBCG4AP episodes? ==

I know we have the [[:Template:SBCG4AP|template]] for all things relating to the game, including listing all of the episodes. But would it be useful to have a navigation bar near the top where you can switch from episode, like with [[:Template:gamenav|games]] and [[:Template:toonnav|toons]]? 17:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:Maybe when Episode 3 comes. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:15, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::Obviously, with only two episodes outlined, there is not enough. But we do know there will be five in this season (with possible more in the future), so it's best to start planning now. I'm just curious if it's even worth considering. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I'd say it is. Of course, this doesn't mean we should jump on this immediately. A navigation bar now will have the same episode on both sides, which isn't very useful. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 20:28, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Are you guys talking about something similar to {{t|mamnav}}? It makes perfect sense to have something like that. I don't know why we wouldn't at least be able to create it now, if not implement it. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 20:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yes, that is what we're talking about. However, like I pointed out, if we implemented it now, we'd have two arrows pointing towards the same episode (kinda like if [[some kinda robot]] and [[homsar]] were the only sbemails). --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:37, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Reopening- Now that we have at least the title of the third episode announced and a page created, can we go ahead and create a navigation template for the episodes? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:54, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
:Don't see why not. I tried to do it myself, but it's WAAAAY over my head, so I'm not even gonna try. But it should be put at [[Template:sbcg4apnav]]. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::Okay, I took care of it. Might need some tweaking, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:22, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

== The Nintendo Power Article ==

Does anyone still have a copy of the July issue? And should we make the "interview" a separate article? There were no real inside references in it besides a mention of the "Adventures of Lolo" by Strong Bad. --[[Special:Contributions/70.239.217.122|70.239.217.122]] 19:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
:I gots it. But I think it's copyrighted. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 04:01, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

== Wii Price ==

$8.95 = How much in Wii Points? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:$8.95 for one episode 
:$34.95 for season pass 
:1000 Wii points
:{{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 01:47, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::So 1000 points per episode then? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:36, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::That's what I bet. (Just for reference, 1 Wii Point equals 1 cent) {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::Yea, that's right. 2000 points = $20. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:03, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Then they're overcharging wii points... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:06, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::We're not sure that it'll be 1000, but it seems likely. 5 episodes at $10 each = $50, the price for a good Wii game right now. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::::::But Wbwolf just said it's $8.95 for each episode... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:14, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::$8.95 is the PC price per episode, or $34.95 if you pre-order the whole series together. $30-$40 is the going price of most new PC games at this point, and $50 is the going price for most new Wii games. We're keeping our episode pricing in line with those. You can learn more from the Games FAQ on the Telltale Games site, or from the Telltale forums. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 03:16, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::So... it WILL be 1000 points then? Yes or no answer pleas, just to clear this up... {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yes. See [http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/54047 this]. But I pre-ordered because I'm special ... and, umm.. don't have a Wii. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::There might (MIGHT) be a fee for the convenience of WiiWare, though. So don't call it overcharging. [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:13, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
''{whacks colons to bits}'' I prefer to think of the PC version cheaper, not the Wii version being more expensive. There are a few features on Wii that computer doesn't have. Or something like that. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== Voice Acting ==

Just a note regarding the amount of voice acting and the claim that Matt and Missy do "most of" it. The most recent time this was added to the article, the editor cited a Gamespot interview. I think the confusion may arise because when asked "How much of the original voices to you have?", Telltale representative Brett Tosti replies that "95% of it is done by Matt Chapman". ''But'' he immediately goes on to say the other 5% is Marzipan (which he confirms is voiced by Missy). In fact, he's pretty emphatic that all of the voices are done by the original H*R talent. They work this fact into the interview twice — they are obviously proud of it. Anonymous, were you refering to a Gamespot interview other than the one with Brett Tosti?

== Behind the Bad ==

[http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-367 I LOL'd.] But how should we handle this one? Should it be treated as an interview, or what? -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 00:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:Since it's similar to [[A Day At The Park]], [[Behind The Bad]] is being handled like shorts. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:38, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Reviews/Previews ==

Shouldn't the preview and review links be put in the episode articles the correspond with, instead of the main SBCG4AP article? It seems to me that it would be a bit more efficient and less cluttered if we did it that way. [[User:Dungeonman262|I Can Has a Ye Flask]] 20:34, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:That's a good idea. I was certainly surprised at the number of reviews Homestar Ruiner generated. I would say that general articles and previews should stay with the main article. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:36, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Downloading episodes on the Wii... ==

Will each episode have its own space on the Wii Menu? Or will every one be in one channel? Also, will all episodes be the same size as the first one? (300 something blocks) Thanks. [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 02:50, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:I think they'll all be different little blocks on the menu. I'm not so sure about size. Now I'm wondering that too. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:52, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

== New IGN interview ==

[http://wii.ign.com/articles/907/907602p1.html Link.] Should we just list this one with the others, or should we transcribe it since it's an actual audio interview with Strong Bad? (although they do joke earlier in the podcast about people transcribing their stuff...) -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 03:00, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:The interview begins 56 minutes in and is ~9 minutes long. (0:56:12 - 1:05:15) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 03:32, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Good opportunities to link to [[Mashing]] and [[Style]], and even [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] ... IMHO, this one should be transcribed. Well, depending on what you (Cyberlink420) mean by "joking about people transcribing their stuff". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:50, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Listen about 51 minutes in; you'll see what I mean. -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 18:12, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:::Is [[Nintendo Voice Chat Interview - September 3, 2008]] too long for the article name? Oh, and yeah, I found the part you mention Cyberlink... at first I thought you were talking about transcribing ''their'' stuff being H*R stuff, not their podcast. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 00:26, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Steam? ==

Will the series ever be released on Steam? I am asking because both Sam and Max and Bone were released on Steam. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''

== How long? ==

This is probably a stupid question, but I need to ask: How long will the episodes be available? I'm asking because I would really like to play them all, but I'll be stuck with Windows 98 until Christmas, so I won't be able to buy them until then. (I also hope the fact that I'm living in Germany won't be a problem.) --[[User:Cass from Germany|Cass from Germany]] 19:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
:Also speaking of the game... when is it coming out this month? Don't ignore Cass from Germany's question though.) {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::Keep an eye on the official website. As soon as anyone knows, they'll announce it there. Anything you hear before that is just going to be speculation anyway. (I'm not ignoring Cass's question, I just don't know the answer, though I'd assume they'll be available as long as Telltale is still in business) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 01:30, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, no game on the Virtual Console/WiiWare service has been discontinued since the service was started AFAIK. Even if you're only discussing the PC version, I don't know why they'd remove the downloads unless they went out of business. You should be fine. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:50, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels was removed from the European VC (although it was put back on recently). But yeah, no reason for SBCG4AP to be removed from either download service, save for Telltale or Nintendo going out of business. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 17:32, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

== Costume wardrobe errors? ==

I want to know if anyone's costume parts dissappeared or moved, because my carabowdit hair, big moustache and that grey hat-thing from the mailbox are hidden on the floor under the backdrop in the photo booth. I'm almost finished episode 1, with the only thing I need being the first trophy on the collection screen (72%). (edit: I completed the game, just for the data to be corrupted the next day.) [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:17, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date Announced ==

Telltale announced the release of Strong Badia the Free for September 15th. It's on their website.

== Baddest of the bands ==

in the preview in the end of episode 2 it says the name of the next epsiode is "Baddest Of The Bands"
: Yeah, uh, we already have a [[Baddest of the Bands|page]] for it. We haven't finished updating everything connected to it yet though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:26, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

== Drop a whale on 'em ==

As I noted on the [[Strong Badia the Free]] page, the Whale says "Get your lighter from the anvil, please," which can be connected with the fact that you get the lighter from The Cheat (compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]). As I was playing a new game that didn't have the lighter yet when I saw that, I suddenly started wondering something. And then I look up what the whale says in [[Homestar Ruiner]] and:

*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Always double-down with a king in the hole.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: You can't get ahead until you get a head.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Sever you head, please. It's the greatest day.

Each of these, though a bit strained, can be compared with an event in Homestar Ruiner. Some of the others too, though they're bigger reaches. Could the whale be giving coded hints??? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:13, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
: A-''HA!!'' I opened up my SBtF second game that had defeated all the countries except Country. Tried talking to the whale several times, but he only said generic stuff that had nothing to do with the rest of the game - and suspiciously enough, did ''not'' say anything about getting a lighter from an anvil. I went on to Country, got the monster to appear, hacked off one head (IT REGROWS!!!), and went back to the whale. And what do I get? "Would you like flaming skulls with that?" He didn't ask that before. And to those who have played the game, I pose the question: WHAT do you need to do in Country in order to defeat the Ice Head of the Taranchula??? With this in mind, I can say with maybe 80% confidence that, yes, the Whale is giving hints. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:28, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
:: And now I see that Venusy came to the same conclusion like a month ago and I'm suddenly that much less impressed with myself. :( --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:29, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

== Another Sam & Max Connection ==

:I was watching video reviews and playing demos of Sam & Max, and I realized that the "new item sound" for SBCG4AP is identical to the sound that's played when you get a new item in Episode 105: Reality 2.0 (that is, when you get something while wearing the virtual reality goggles). Mentionable? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== 3-D animation ==

You know, I noticed something. On the DVD, the 3-D animation looks silly and a bit premature, and in SBCG4AP, the graphics are smoother and much more dignified. I also noticed that most of the lines that are said during the game don't match the animation. And in the Wii menu when Strong Bad says "Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia... THE FREE!" It looks like they just re-used the animation from the first episode when he said "No time for the emails right now. I've got other plans for the Lappy todaaay..." Has anyone noticed those things? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:26, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

== SBCG4AP Episode 4 Announced ==

I found [http://www.wiiware-world.com/games/wiiware/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective here] that the name of the next SBCG4AP will be Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Sound a little familiar? ;) {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:07, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Whooo! YEAH! Dangeresque 3! In video game form! Nice find man ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:11, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::No probalo! {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:17, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I don't think that's actually been announced... [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6787 this thread] tells me that it's not official (when it's official, I'm pretty sure the people on the TellTale forums will know...). That's not to say it's ''not'' going to be Dangeresque 3, but it's also possible that this WiiWare World site just made it up. Until it's official, we won't know, and probably shouldn't be claiming that we do. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:12, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Screencaps or Logos? ==

What type of picture should we use in the episode list? I think we should use screencaps to match the [[Toons]] page. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:34, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:I think the logos are more uniform and look nicer there. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
::Ooh, maybe we could use icons! They're uniform and nice-looking, and tell us more about the plots than the logos do. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 16:06, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:::OK, after a few days with the icons I've concluded that the screencaps did the best job of summarizing each episode. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:23, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
::::I still disagree. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:44, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't think that uniformity is a strong enough argument to justify replacing the screencaps. The [[Games]] article isn't very uniform, and the [[Toons]] article contains 0 title cards. Why? Because we provide pictures that say something about the plot. We should do the same here. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 13:49, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:This is different. I say we have both icons and title cards, since we have a lot of room. [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604931 This] is what it would look like. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::I like it! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:55, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Why can't we have screenshots instead of those vague icons?!? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:08, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::The icons actually summarize the games far better than the screenshots. I looked at the screenshots and i'm like "what the crap?" but the icons are clearly "oh, homestar in his army uniform. must be a war". I find the screenshots to be far more vague than the icons. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:10, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I actually like it better combined like [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604945 this]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:20, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::That'll do, I guess, but I don't see how the Homestar Ruiner icon provides a better summary than the basement picture does. I perfectly see how your argument applies to the other 2 games (not counting Dangeresque because it has no icon yet) though. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The screenshot there doesn't do it either. it's just homestar on the couch. at least this way the table looks like it belongs. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:58, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I don't want to make it sound like I hate your format, but I felt that the basement picture at least tells us that Homestar is depressed in the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:00, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Okay, i understand. So are we agreed on the format i came up with? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:02, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yeah, I like it. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:06, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::The icon, featuring Dangeresque for episode 4, is now up on the TTG website, if anyone can get it. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:30, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::So, now that [[8-Bit is Enough]] has been announced, what should we use? Wait till Monday? Use this here [[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.jpg]] image? Something else?
We use the logos and icons as we decided. when 8-bit finally comes out with such things, they'll be added as well. for now the "no pictures available" works. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:03, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

== Final Episode revealed! ==

I found the final Episode, no joke! Trogdor finally comes back from his brokenness and is out on the loose! In the final Episode of Strong Bad. [http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/11/trogdoooooooor.html Trogdor!] {{User:splashUru1/sig}} 2:49, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Holy Crap. You're kidding. This is too good to be true. There's no way the Trogdor will come in the (3D) NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Should we make an article or something? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 07:10, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::Not until Telltale tells the tale ([[Senorial Day|groan]]) revealing the episode's name and plot. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:22, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Well should I upload the pics for [[Trogdor]] and the actual SBCG4AP article? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 18:21, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::[http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-398 Telltale confirms Trogdor]

rock opera

Poopsmith Z — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:19:10 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Yeah, every other feature of Anonymous except for the lack of face is kinda like Strong Sad too!

{{sbenav|125}}
[[Image:sbemail opera.png|thumb|SBEMAIL: The Musical]]

Strong Bad sings his rock opera 'SBEMAIL!'.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Anonymous]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[Grape-Nuts Robot]], [[Baby Styles]], {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}, [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]], {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[Smoky Office]], [[Stages|The Stage]], [[The Field]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, February 22, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:23 ''(rock opera approx. 1:39)''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! ''{repeats the previous sentence [[Reversed dialogue|backwards]]}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: rock opera</div>
Strong Bad, 
I think it's high time you composed a rock opera. You 
simply owe it to society. What should it be about? 
That's up to you. 
Best Wishes, 
Anonymous Contributor 
Gambier, OH</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces the last two lines as "Anonymous Contrib-u-tore, Gombyay... ''hhhough''}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, poor guy. ''{typing}'' HEY! Mr. and Mrs. Contributor, way to name your kid! I can only imagine the taunts and jabs the kids on the playground musta come up with.

''{A piece of notebook paper appears onscreen with Teen Girl Squad-esque drawings on it. On it are drawings of a swingset, Little Strong Bad, and Anonymous, who looks suspiciously like Strong Sad with a question mark for a face. Anonymous is kicking a soccer ball, and faint playground chatter is present in background}''

'''NOTEBOOK STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Anonymous! Why don't ya, um, write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or, like...

''{The paper switches out. This one features Anonymous with his hands glued to his butt, Strong Bad, and Tompkins, again with faint playground chatter.}''

'''NOTEBOOK STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Anonny! Maybe try calling the cops and giving them some valuable information to help solve a crime without revealing your own identityiyiyiy!

''{The paper disappears offscreen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh. Kids can be so cruel. ''{clears screen, resumes typing}'' OK, back on task. To tell you the truth, you guys have already heard mosta my rock opera. I've been composing it over the last three and a half years. It's simply titled "SBEMAIL!" ''{A poster for SBEMAIL! appears onscreen}'' And the lyrics consist of one word from each of my 125 emails! ''{The poster disappears}'' Now, it may not make a whole lotta sense but when have I ever backed down from a bad idea, right? Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!

''{Cut to some curtains, which open, beginning the opera.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Join me on my single—

'''STRONG SAD:''' 
hundred—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
toilet dreams picture. 
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential—

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' 
pizza. 

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. 
Ummm... double—

'''COACH Z:''' 
pants.

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Awesome, awesome fancy danish. 
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. 
Oh tonight,—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 
cool,—

'''MARZIPAN:''' 
healthy,—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
ones, eh? 
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. 
Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good. 
Down town ladies get consummate.

'''MARZIPAN:''' 
Yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! 
Wha-Ho! Problematic. 
Solid jumble!

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' 
Crazy—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
beans double the real gold! 
Computer—

'''STRONG SAD:''' 
internet—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
bulging—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 
out.

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Yeah, oh! 
Dynomite afterparty! 
Like, fangoriously world-class and—

'''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' 
grand.

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Ooooh! Oh!

'''STRONG SAD:''' 
Ewww!

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Definitely, definitely—

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' 
baby.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 
Yup,—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
I totally—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 
always—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
look—

'''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:''' 
awesome—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
singing backwards metal. 
Experience dance tonight! Unh! 
Oooh! I'm pleasant. 
Positate without pizzaz and—

'''STINKOMAN:''' 
jam!!

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Whoa! 
Tonight equals dancing,

'''CANNED AUDIENCE:''' 
yeah!

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
Famous—

'''FEMALE LAPPY:''' 
ladies—

'''STRONG BAD:''' 
always like—

'''ALL:''' 
SBEMAIL!!!!!

''{The screen fades to black and the SBEMAIL! poster slides down from the top of the screen. Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad is clapping and making crowd noises with his mouth while roses are being thrown on him from off camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bravo! Encore! Encore! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ''{typing}'' Thank you! Thank you! Yes, the rave reviews are already pouring in. It's only a matter of time before the chicks ''{due to the keyboard getting covered in roses, this is typed as "It's only a msyyer pd tun/ blegfr teh chekts"}'' -uh.

''{The camera pulls out, and we see The Cheat on the computer desk holding a rose.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat... ixnay on the cut-it-out-throwing-roses-at-me! ...may.

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

''{The Cheat throws a rose at Strong Bad's face and it sticks there.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh! ''{He clutches his face and starts flailing his limbs wildly.}'' Rose face! ROSE FACE!!! ''{He falls off his stool, which makes [[The Geddup Noise]]}''

''{Cut back to the Lappy, where [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

* At the end, click ''rave reviews'' to see some reviews of Sbemail:
**"SBEMAIL! Is a Triumph of Some Sort!!!" "It will leave you wanting MORE, MORE, MORE!" -(Perhaps)The Deke
**"A million stars!!!" -Age 7
**"SBEMAIL! is better than a [[goat]]!!" - The Biscuitdoughhandsman Review

* Click ''Pouring in'' to see a poster for SBEMAIL!
:"an off13 Broadway rock opera from the man who brought you 'Dangeresque: Put 'Em On Ice!'"
*While on the poster, click '[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]: put em on ice' to see a clip of Dangeresque: Put 'Em On Ice!
:''{Cut to somewhere in The Field in winter, with a small ice pond in the foreground. Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) skates in from the right}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' So I'm gonna have to jum—
:''{Dangeresque falls through the ice.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Meh! ''{throws a rose onto the ice, and a [[Wikipedia:Vibraslap|vibraslap]] hit can be heard}''
* Click the ''Encore'' that appears on the bottom-right of the Lappy screen when you scroll your mouse over it to see the rock opera again.

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Rock opera|rock opera]] is, as the name implies, a sung dramatic work in a rock, instead of classical, musical style. The term originated with the programmatic works of [[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]], in particular their rock opera ''[[Wikipedia:Tommy (rock opera)|Tommy]]''.
*off13 Broadway refers to [[Wikipedia:Off-Broadway|Off-Broadway]] and [[Wikipedia:Off-Off-Broadway|Off-Off-Broadway]], classifications of theatre size in New York theatre venues. Off-Broadway refers to theatres with audience sizes between 100 and 499, and Off-Off-Broadway refers to theatres with 100 seats or less. The concept behind them is that having a very small house allows for productions that are much more experimental and financially risky. However, Strong Bad's "off13" means that his musical is off-off-off-off-off-off-off-off-off-off-off-off-off broadway, or the word 'off' multiplied by itself thirteen times.

=== Trivia ===
*This is the first email where all twelve main characters appear in person. (The Poopsmith and Pom Pom were only on playing cards in [[your friends]] and [[different town]], respectively.)
*Each quotation is truly taken from each email, in order. The first word is from [[some kinda robot]], the second from [[homsar]], and [[Rock Opera Context|so forth]].
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#colorado|colorado]]".
*The same strobe lights from [[techno]] are seen during the "Positate without pizzaz and jam" section of the song. However, both lights in this email are different colors from the lights in techno.
*The song that plays during the "Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good. Down town ladies get consummate." part is similar to the song "One" from the musical "[[Wikipedia:A Chorus Line|A Chorus Line]]".

=== Remarks ===
*The email rap and the flipside version are clips of Strong Bad saying the same thing, but they are different versions of it. If you reverse the clip, the most obvious difference is that the flipside version doesn't have a pause after the word "email."
*Even though in [[sb_email 22]], Strong Bad types "nevermind", and it is used the same way in this email, never mind is actually two words.
*The word ''crackin''' isn't actually heard in [[fingers]], and though it likely was recorded, the audio layer is turned down or the narrator is completely overpowering Strong Bad's voice.
*The Poopsmith, Bubs, and Pom Pom all remain motionless when the cast yells "SBEMAIL!", though it may be that the Poopsmith is silent on purpose, courtesy of his vow of silence.
*Strong Bad ''did'' back down from a bad idea in [[other days]], when he decided not to speak the entire email as a robot. He also decided against singing the entire email in [[portrait]]
*When Dangeresque falls through the ice, the hole is smaller than his head.
*Strong Bad technically asked The Cheat to throw another rose at him. "Ixnay" in [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]] translates to "nix", meaning "cut it out" or "stop". Therefore, the whole phrase constituted a [[Wikipedia:double negative|double negative]] meaning "continue throwing roses at me."

=== Goofs ===
[[Image:Trevorthevampire versus rockopera.PNG|thumb|300px|Everybody wanna scam some wrestleman's eyes...]]
*You can still click the contrast buttons on the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] while the opera is playing, although it doesn't actually affect the contrast of the screen.
*When roses are being thrown with the Lappy in the background, you can't see the reflection of the roses on the Lappy's screen.
*In [[trevor the vampire]], when Strong Bad goes up to the screen and says "Hi, everybody," his eyes were given the newer style. However, in the opera, the same scene was shown, but his eyes were still the old style.
**In addition, in several other clips, Strong Bad is animated using the current style of animation, (where Strong Bad's head, rather than his mouth, moves), yet his old eyes are still used.
*When Strong Bad says "Tonight" (in "Tonight equals dancing, yeah!"), a bit of the sound is cut off.
*When The Cheat throws a rose in Strong Bad's face, it hits his left eye. However, when Strong Bad starts freaking out about it, the rose is on his right eye.
*When the cast yells "SBEMAIL!" Strong Mad's mouth appears on Homsar's torso for a few seconds.
**Though not noticeable without zooming in, once everyone has finished yelling "SBEMAIL!", Homsar's lip comes between Homestar's head and shirt; more specifically, in front of the head, and behind the shirt.
*When the word "metal" zooms out toward the screen passing in front of Strong Bad, his mouth appears on top of the word instead of behind it.
*In the Dangeresque on ice scene, when Strong Bad falls through the ice, the splash is in front of the ice.

=== Fixed Goofs ===
*If you played the opera again (via the "ENCORE!" in the corner), a slight bit of the audio for the part afterwards would play. This appears to have been fixed.

=== Inside References ===
*The shoes that walk across the screen are the back button of the old main page.
**The shoes were also used as a back button in [[She Loves Me!]]
*On the second making-fun-of-Anonymous piece-of-paper, Anonymous has his hands glued to his butt, which also happened to Strong Sad in the e-mail [[1 step ahead]].
**Strong Sad also gave an "anonymous tip" in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*Also on the second piece-of-paper, Strong Bad's legs are positioned like those of [[Wrestleman]] from the weekly [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-01-27|Sketchbook]].
*When Strong Bad's typing starts going awry as The Cheat is throwing roses at him, he types "the chicks" as "teh chekts", a reference to the immediately preceding Strong Bad email [[secret recipes]].
*When Strong Bad appears to have two electric guitars sticking out of his head, it is a reference to the cover art for the CD [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].
*Strong Bad sitting in the chair swirling the wine in the cup is modeled after a similar scene from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
**Strong Bad also swirls his wine in [[montage]].
**The background behind him in this scene is from [[dangeresque 3]].
*The action figures of Strong Sad and Strong Bad are from the Strong Bad Email [[action figure]].
*The background of the area with the pyramid of gold bars (pre-explosion) is taken directly from [[RhinoFeeder]].
*The "Goodtime Palace" is modeled after similar scenes from [[animal]] and even features Baby Styles.
**Also, the normal "black frame" around the screen changes to the Cheat's poorly drawn frame from his "[[Powered by The Cheat]]" Cartoons.
*The picture of the "Hardest Guitar Chord Ever" comes from [[privileges]].
*[[Club Technochocolate]] is originally from [[extra plug]].
** The word "technochocolate" itself comes from [[monument]].
*The rock music which starts at Club Technochocolate uses the same chord progression as ''The Cheat Is Not Dead'' from [[caper]].
*The stage the entire cast is grouped on at the end is seen in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], among other holiday toons.
*The "biscuitdoughhandsman review" in the Easter egg is yet another reference to everyone's favorite unapprehended villain, [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]].
*"[[The Deke]]" is originally from [[autobiography]].
*Strong Bad's dance move with Baby Styles is a reference to [[virus]] when he compliments Bubs for being a computer genius man.
*"Sbemail" is a reference to the filename of every Strong Bad e-mail. Strong Bad also refers to this in [[unused emails]] and [[kids' book]].
*This isn't the first time Strong Bad has spoken backwards; he also does it on [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]].
*The guitars featured in the email are the same as in the Easter egg in the email [[new hands]].
*The Pixelated Strong Bad with the Pink hoodie is a reference to an Easter egg in the strong bad email [[montage]].
*"NO FOR RENT" is a reference to a response from the [[Jhonka]] in [[Peasant's Quest]].
*The Easter egg newspaper review from a 7-year-old is from when Puppet Strong Bad appeared on G4's "Attack of the Show!" answering phone calls and asked a caller he was talking to if he was 7 years old, due to the tone and sound of his voice.

=== Real-World References ===
*Strong Bad's "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!" at the end is quoting the famous Warner Bros. cartoon mouse [[Wikipedia:Speedy Gonzales|Speedy Gonzales]].
*The electric guitars in the opera are (or are modeled after) the Gibson V-Factor, more commonly known as "Flying V".
*The amps are modeled after Marshall stacks, but instead of "Marshall," the logo reads "An Amp". These were also used in [[different town]] and [[Cool Things]], but labeled "Marzipan".
*Strong Bad's song at the beginning of the e-mail may be a reference to Missy Elliott's [[wikipedia:Work It|Work It]], where she says "I put my thang down, flip it, and reverse it!" which is then played backwards.
*Strong Bad walking toward the camera while neon signs fly by is also a commonly used movie cliché when the main-character gets overwhelmed by the nightlife of the city (most famously in the 1945 film ''[[Wikipedia:The Lost Weekend|The Lost Weekend]]'').


=== Fast Forward ===
*A [[Rock Opera (karaoke)|karaoke]] video was released for the Rock Opera on the [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Strong Bad Email DVD]].
*The "guitar stars" were re-used in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*A more realistic gold bar pile (seen in 'double the real gold') is seen in [[space program]].
*Another "train wreck" would be created in the DVD Exclusive video [[160 Seconds]], which combines one second from each of the first 160 Emails.

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Joined in the booth here by none other—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitates backwards speech in email's opening}'' See, I—people think I—they just flipped the audio track when I really said—

'''MIKE:''' I wasn't done—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' —that, live.

'''MIKE:''' —introducing you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, but I had to get in on the game!

'''MIKE:''' This, this is Strong Bad, everyone.

'''STRONG BAD:''' And this is—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' He's gonna be—he's gonna being doing the commentary with me.

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is By-The-Book Mike, over here, this guy—

'''MIKE:''' We have—we've gotta do things by the rules.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, since—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It's not gonna work, it's not gonna work if we don't—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, we're not going to make a very good cop team, alright, 'cause ''I'' don't play by the rules, ''Mike.''

'''MIKE:''' Uh, did you do these drawings?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I did. Look, I've even got—

'''MIKE:''' These-they're bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''MIKE:''' They're bad drawings.

'''STRONG BAD:''' They're great drawings! Look at little Tompkins.

'''MIKE:''' Tomp—

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's laughing at Strong Sad. ''{in high voice}'' "Put his hands on his butt again, they got glued there."

'''MIKE:''' Okay, don't—don't get up to high voices.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still in high voice}'' I'm in a high voice now!

'''MIKE:''' I don't like the high voice realm.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still in high voice}'' It is my best voice!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, so which email is this we're doing here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the one where I do my rock opera!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, rock opera. So this was—

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a retrospective.

'''MIKE:''' This was, uh, so were you really planning this from day one?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of course, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' So you—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Everything on this website has been planned since day one.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, reall—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I guarantee it.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's true, Mike. Like, I'm gonna put this b—lightbulb in my mouth!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' That's a coffee cup, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hushed}'' Don't tell them, ''{returns to normal volume}'' look! ''{Mike laughs}'' That was just for the sound effect—

'''MIKE:''' By the books! That didn't even sound like a lightbulb.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''By the books.'' Pants—those are some—

'''MIKE:''' Nice burlap pants! ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' He was wearing a burlap sack for pants.

'''MIKE:''' I hear you had to, uhh—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, I was singing that song from American Tail. ''{Mike laughs}'' It was like "Somewheres... out there..." Ooh, that's a new way to look at me.

'''MIKE:''' That is—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' From the front side!

'''MIKE:''' The front view walk clip.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm doin' a front side air... over there.

'''MIKE:''' We've never used that again.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. ''{imitates self in email}'' Matic, matic. Ooh, this, this, who's playin' this guitar? 'Cause this music, I didn't even do. It showed up on my doorstep.

'''MIKE:''' Euhh, I made some of it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' Matt and I made it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's the hardest chord ever, right?

'''MIKE:''' That was the hardest chord ever, played by Gary Palaroncini—there's two of the Palaroncinis right there.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, everybody's got metal hair, in this—

'''MIKE:''' Everybody's—

'''STRONG BAD:''' —video.

'''MIKE:''' —gettin' in on the action.

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat helped me out with a lot of this.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it looks like it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Visuals.

'''MIKE:''' You can—you can tell.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I for—I think I was calling... all cars.

'''MIKE:''' What do you call—what's that girl's name?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's Cynthentia.

'''MIKE:''' Cyn—''{laughs}'' Cynthentia.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What I heard.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' How, uh, have you talked to her lately?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... that's what I was calling, on the phone, earlier, when I said—

'''MIKE:''' Cynthentia.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' "Experience dance tonight."

'''MIKE:''' What famous ladies like SBEMAIL—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' —on that—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Bruce Willis. Uh, Beck.

'''MIKE:''' Those are both guys.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... Robin Williams.

'''MIKE:''' Those are all guys.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, look, the list just keeps on going—

'''MIKE:''' Is Cynthenti—

'''STRONG BAD:''' —until it turns into women. ''{Mike laughs}'' Oh, the guitarist from Liz Phair.

'''MIKE:''' That's a guy, too.

'''STRONG BAD:''' AUGH! But Liz Phair isn't a guy. It was hard to type on that with a buncha—

'''MIKE:''' You didn't—you weren't able to do it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not very well!

'''MIKE:''' No.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, Colorado, remember that game?

'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' That game had... VGA graphics.

'''MIKE:''' There were some sweet graphics.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pronounced like the [[Videlectrix Guys]]}'' Good graphics.

=== Fun Facts ===
*Mike says that they need to use the frontal view of Strong Bad walking again, and they did in the [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] commercial in [[candy product]] and in [[rough copy]].

== See Also ==
*The [[Rock Opera Context|context]] for all of the words from rock opera.
*The [[Rock Opera Visuals|visuals]] that occur during the rock opera.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|125|2072}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
{{Dangeresque}}
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Talk:Old-Timey Strong Bad

Poopsmith Z — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:23:40 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

{{featuredarticle}}
== Here comes The Strong Bad... ==
Why "The Strong Bad"? 1936 Strong Bad isn't called "The Strong Bad"; he's just called "Strong Bad". See e.g. the opening credits for the parsnips toon. --[[User:165.123.194.239|165.123.194.239]] 15:15, 28 Oct 2004 (MST)

:In [[Ballad of The Sneak]], the Barbershop Trio refers to him as The Strong Bad. --[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]] 08:54, 28 Oct 2004 (MST)

:: Even so, you can make a case that that was just to make it fit the verse. And he's certainly never called "The Strong Bad" at any other time—including, most significantly, in the opening credits for the parsnip toon, which I think we ought to regard as the official versions of 1936 characters' names. This is like listing The Cheat as "Cheat" because of the one line in one toon "kickin' Cheats in the hereafter": an isolated reference does not establish a character's name, especially if it contradicts all the other references to that character.
::: I have to agree; I think he may have been referred to as "Sir Strong Bad" more than "The Strong Bad" - and I'm a little reluctant to call him that either. He's just 1936 Strong Bad. Should we start calling the 1936 equivalent of Homestar's girlfriend "The Marzipan"? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 12:35, 15 Dec 2004 (MST)

I think it's time for a rename. '''NOW.''' --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 15:20, 24 Jan 2005 (MST)

== The Strong Mustache ==

His moustache moves in a way very similiar to the way Strong Bad's head moves when he's answering emails. --[[User:No Parking|No Parking]] 16:37, 28 Dec 2004 (MST)

:As do all of the citizens of Free Country, USA who have moustaches ([[The King of Town]], and [[The Announcer]]). It can be assumed that TBC uses the moustache as a "mouth", so it moves when people talk. --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 19:10, 14 Mar 2005 (MST)

== Sir Strong Bad ==

Isn't his name ''Sir'' Strong Bad? That's what he was called in [[50 emails]]. --[[User:Gafaddict|Gafaddict]] 22:55, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)

He was only called that once, yet he's usually just called "Strong Bad". --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 15:09, 28 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Isn't he ''Uncle'' Strong Bad? That's what he calls himself. --[[Cedric J. Lessig]] 3:57 p.m., 9 Nov 2005
:See previous answer. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Whose Parlor Tricks?==
If you'll see in [[alternate universe]], when Strong BAd travels to the past, with his old self doing parlor tricks, the sign reads "Strong Bd and his Goode-Time Parlor Tricks." Could this mean that his name is just "Strong Bad"? If that's true, the page title's have to stay though.--Th' Duck 9:11 PM, 11/18/06

== Up diddly up up? ==

Old Timy SB's disposition and overall old-timyness kinda remind me of [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Magnificent.jpg Sir Percival Ware-Armitage]. Also, they both have moustaches, but it's probably just me.

-Alex H.

== Someone sneaking in a joke? =D ==

Considering it would appear that Homestar Runner Wiki tries to be as boring, neutral and clinical as possible, I was suprised to find this:

"He also tends towards a propensity for excessive verbosity that uses many more words than necessary, which is redundant."

Did you guys just make a joke? [[nightlife|That was pretty good!]] - [[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

Sound Effects

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:26:24 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

'''Sound Effects''' are commonly used and recycled in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Many of them are easily recognized, but some are a little more obscure. The most frequently used sound effects are [[The Geddup Noise]] and [[The Paper]]'s [[Preeeeow]].

''All audio files on this page are encoded in the [[Wikipedia:Ogg|Ogg]] [[Wikipedia:Vorbis|Vorbis]] format.''

==Collected Sounds==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Sound Effect !! Also Used By !! Appearances !! Listen
|-
|align=center id="homsar_walking"| [[Homsar]]'s walking noise
|align=center| [[Mr. Shmallow]], [[Nibbles]], [[The Virus|Virus'd Strong Mad]], jet packs, a falling [[Li'l Brudder]], the Git Outcha Seat Sound logo, a tied-up [[The Thnikkaman|Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Bad]] wobbling back and forth, Strong Bad playing defense against [[Homestar Runner]] in a strange game, a frightened W
|align=center| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[bottom 10]], [[virus]], [[crying]], [[geddup noise]], [[for kids]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], [[cliffhangers]], [[retirement]], [[looking old]], [[the paper]], [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Homsar_walk.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Onomatopoeia|Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk]]
|align=center|
|align=center| [[the new paper]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Newpapes.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Old-timey]] dancing tune
|align=center| Scene in [[Hell]], people pelting tomatoes
|align=center| [[Parsnips A Plenty]], [[That A Ghost]], [[20X6 vs. 1936]], [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Dance.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| 'Secret Eating' sound
|align=center| Inappropriate Peer-2-Teen Behaviors, Lurking Horrors, Shiver with Flavor, Departure of [[Eh! Steve!]]'s mouth, Covered Bridges trance, [[Coach Z]] after removing his bathing suit
|align=center| [[Meet Marshie]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[date]], [[the show]], [[Decemberween In July]], [[Fall Float Parade]], [[underlings]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lurking_horrors.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Cheering crowd
|align=center| Another crowd
|align=center| [[Everybody to the Limit (Live)]], [[Cool Things]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Croudcheer.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The imaginary masses
|align=center| Various crowds
|align=center| [[colonization]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[lady...ing]], [[mascot]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Othercroudcheer.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Groans from the audience
|align=center| Another audience
|align=center| [[Senorial Day]], [[record book]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Two_groans.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Gasps from the audience
|align=center| Limozeen gasping, Cheat Commandos gasping
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[sb_email 22]], [[caffeine]], [[Shopping for Danger]], [[best thing]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[your funeral]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Gasp.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[DELETED]] buzzer
|align=center| Pages from [[Count Longardeaux's Book]], [[The Show]]'s buzzer noise, a grade of F--, winning the [[Champeenship]], guessing the wrong Sid, getting a question wrong, Strong Bad's "mass-pantsing" button, the sweatpants button on [[Le Restige]], battery fault disqualification, firewall BLOCKing, scoreboard adding a point, the radiant energy from Gene's face powering a small light bulb, disqualification from the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
|align=center| [[spring cleaning]], [[sisters]], [[50 emails]], [[huttah!]], [[unused emails]], [[virus]], [[record book]], [[for kids]], [[Main Page 19]], [[montage]], [[Homestar Runner's "Sid" Game]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[lady fan]], [[senior prom]], [[the chair]], [[strong badathlon]], [[from work]], [[One Two, One Two]], [[the paper]], [[hygiene]], [[pet show]]
|align=center| {{Audio|DELETED.ogg|Listen}}
|- id="the_paper"
|align=center| [[Preeeeow]]
|align=center| [[Pom Pom, Too]]'s scene with the Poms
|align=center| All [[Strong Bad Email]]s up to [[the paper]] plus [[email thunder]], save for [[superhero name]], [[vacation]], [[japanese cartoon]], and [[death metal]].
|align=center| {{Audio|The_Paper.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
|align=center| Explosions such as "Poomp!" in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|align=center| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[couch patch]], [[pizzaz]], [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|align=center| {{Audio|The Cheat Head Exploding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Dazed [[Homestar Runner]]
|align=center| Homestar after a party, [[Señor]]'s wobbling grapes, [[Strong Bad]] after watching a remixed email
|align=center| [[car]], [[Biz Cas Fri 2]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[looking old]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Coach Z]]'s dream
|align=center| Fishing show intro, a fishing trip with [[Senor Cardgage]]
|align=center| [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[lures & jigs]], [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| {{Audio|ZsDream.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The introduction sound to [http://andy3ware.com/startrek/ Star Trek for Windows 9x]
|align=center| [[Strong Mad]] in space, [[Nebulon]]'s departure/appearance, [[The Poopsmith]] getting out of the pool
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[New Boots]], [[narrator]], [[keep cool]], [[winter pool]], [[Play Date]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Spaceshutdown.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A dry wheeze
|align=center| [[Sickly Sam]]'s departure, the dry meal, Air Puffing, book opening, pants "poofing" away, perfume cloud
|align=center| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[20X6 vs. 1936]], [[That A Ghost]], [[highschool]], [[senior prom]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Poof.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The [[Cheat Commandos]] helicopter
|align=center| The Cheat Skycam Traffic helicopter
|align=center| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[local news]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Tup_tup_tup_etc.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The Win XP hard drive after a blue-screen when read-only memory is attempted to be written
|align=center| The [[Tandy 400]] just before it explodes, [[Strong Sad]] coming off of caffeine, John Newell being switched off, the virused universe shutting down, the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] shutting off, power outages
|align=center| [[gimmicks]], [[caffeine]], [[dangeresque 3]], [[virus]], [[part-time job]], [[environment]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Beeoo.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Slide Whistle
|align=center| [[Pom Pom]]'s family portrait, radish flying through the air, finishing a bronco trolley, Strong Bad jumping into frame, [[Eh! Steve!]] jumping off-screen, Strong Mad throwing out Homestar, Sickly Sam rising from the grave
|align=center| [[Pom Pom, Too]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[unused emails]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[Main Page 18]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[That A Ghost]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Ehsteve_jump.ogg|Listen}}
|-id="wind"
|align=center| An eerie wind
|align=center| An appearance by the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]], Error page toons, a computer-less desk, deeply foul stenches, an email-less [[Lappy 486|Lappy]]
|align=center| [[ghosts]], [[The System is Down]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], [[animal]], [[couch patch]], [[Sick Day]], [[Sbemail 150?!?]], [[Page Load Error]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Wind_whistling.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| "Downloads" by [[Atari Homestar]]
|align=center| Killing the Bad Graphics Ghost
|align=center| [[ghosts]], [[Main Page 13]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Downloads_atari.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Strong Sad being pegged with kickballs
|align=center| [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Dangeresque Too]] playing tennis, Strong Sad's husky body
|align=center| [[1 step ahead]], [[dangeresque 3]], [[modeling]], [[Cool Things]], [[unnatural]], [[One Two, One Two]], [[pizza joint]], [[winter pool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Kickballsound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Stinkoman]]'s boots when walking
|align=center| Strong Bad's [['Lectric Boots]] when walking
|align=center| [[Under Construction]], [[extra plug]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lectric_boots.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[RhinoFeeder]]'s snakes
|align=center| Fleeing spiders
|align=center| [[video games]], [[RhinoFeeder]], [[That A Ghost]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Snakes.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A tricked-out propellor cap's hydraulics
|align=center| Strong Bad's [[Grabbo Arm]]
|align=center| [[car]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Grabbo_arm.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Booing crowd
|align=center| Another booing crowd
|align=center| [[The Reddest Radish]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Boocrowd.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Various dramatic poses
|align=center| Homestar's [[Homestar Runner's Daisy Dukes|creepy pants]], sudden freeze
|align=center| [[Under Construction]], [[long pants]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[theme song]], [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Shingwoow.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A mysterious drilling sound
|align=center| [[Lil' Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Drill|drill]], The Cheat drilling both Strong Sad's face and hands, [[Stinkoman|Stinkoman's boots]] being tricked out, Head Bad receiving some more muscle
|align=center| [[privileges]], [[origins]], [[japanese cartoon]], [[disconnected]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Drillsound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Gross goopy sound
|align=center| Goopy blood background, [[Marshie]]'s trail, Costume Transition, The Denzel, Scared to Death, Yella Paint, Radioactive ooze, Stinkoman grabbing pudding, 1-Up's nose running, day turning into night, [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]], [[Free_Petry_Dish%2C_USA_Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]s replicating, Grape jelly spewing from Zombie Strong Bad, Strong Bad sliding off the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] after slamming into it, The Cheat turning into a hideous pile
|align=center| [[Malloween Commercial]], [[the show]], [[bedtime story]], [[That A Ghost]], [[Cool Things]], [[action figure]], [[Under Construction]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[animal]], [[highschool]], [[your funeral]], [[Drive-Thru]], [[bike thief]]
|align=center| {{Audio|GrossGoopy.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Sparking wire
|align=center| [[Coach Z]]'s power going out, a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow commercial being interrupted by a commercial for [[Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers]], stuff the "evil half" of the brain likes
|align=center| [[gimmicks]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[bottom 10]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Zizzap.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| "Store" by [[Atari Homestar]]
|align=center| Hitting a force field, Baby Strong Bad's video game
|align=center| [[Main Page 13]], [[Secret Collect.]], [[highschool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|AtariStore.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Scrolling through options
|align=center| Scrolling through email names, Color Wheel Roulette
|align=center| [[Random Toon]], [[technology]], [[redesign]], [[pizza joint]]
|align=center| {{Audio|RandomToonScrolling.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Chewing Marshmallows
|align=center|
|align=center| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[The Luau]], [[One Two, One Two]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Heavy Landing
|align=center| Body slam, radish landing, [[Heavy Lourde]], Banned in the UK, [[Eh! Steve!]] landing, [[The Cheat]] landing, Strong Sad passing out from caffeine
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[homsar]], [[sb_email 22]], [[Homsar Main Page]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[Happy Fireworks]], [[caffeine]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| {{Audio|HeavyLanding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Pants Drop
|align=center|
|align=center| [[stand-up]]
|align=center| {{Audio|PantsFallingDown.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Kicking The Cheat]]
|align=center| Punching the [[Tandy]], Kicking an arcade game, Puppet Homestar getting hit in the head with a baby swing
|align=center| [[little animal]], [[invisibility]], [[car]], [[Secret Pages#Games|Kicking Game]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], [[The System is Down]], [[crying]], [[Arcade Game]], [[TROGDOR!]], [[Summer Short Shorts]] ''{others}''
|align=center| {{Audio|Punch1.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Collecting a capsule
|align=center| Collecting an extra life, cracking a Bitzar
|align=center| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| "[[The Sturge]]" theme
|align=center| Strong Sad's [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|caffeine-laced]] entrance
|align=center| [[radio]], [[boring (really)]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Creepy music
|align=center| Strong Bad searching for the tape, Gingivitis shock-you-mentary, Marshie Balloon approach, 3 Years Ago screen, the opening to the 4actor Z trailer, in an interdimensional void, beginning of a cliffhanger, the dissapproval of Gene, The other side of [[Original Bubs]]
|align=center| [[stunt double]], [[bedtime story]], [[Fall Float Parade]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[narrator]], [[alternate universe]], [[cliffhangers]], [[hygiene]], [[original]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_creepymusic.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Water dripping from Homestar's shower
|align=center| Water dripping in [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], water dripping from a towel, water dripping in a bathtub, dripping blood
|align=center| [[Main Page 14]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[cliffhangers]], [[One Two, One Two]], [[the paper]]
|align=center| {{Audio|ShowerDrip.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Spooky jungle music
|align=center| When Strong Bad opens up Strong Mad's closet, when Strong Bad talks about "Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends", when Strong Bad talks about the pop-up book's fridge being a source of unspeakable power
|align=center| [[bottom 10]], [[myths & legends]], [[pop-up]]
|align=center| {{Audio|SpookyMusic.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Jangly Homestar
|align=center| Homestar's change
|align=center| [[do over]], [[disconnected]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_change.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| 5.25 floppy loading
|align=center| Changing a graphic, [[The Robot (storybook)]] powering down, Strong Bad's old computers making the sound, inserting CheatWare disk 
|align=center| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]], [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[retirement]], [[from work]]
|align=center| {{Audio|525_floppyload_sound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Windows 9x "Ding" sound
|align=center| New email, spell checking complete, scan complete, download screen
|align=center| [[sisters]], [[autobiography]], [[lunch special]], [[virus]], [[isp]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Win95_ding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Action figure music
|align=center| Ab Abber commercial music, Strong Badman comic background music
|align=center| [[action figure]], [[suntan]], [[army]] (Easter egg), [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Compy 386]] startup music
|align=center| Flagrant System Error, Congratulations Message, Computer Over Notification, Flamboyant System Error, Temp Log Off/Out Error
|align=center| [[invisibility]], [[50 emails]], [[flashback]], [[virus]], [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], [[from work]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Compy386startup.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Lappy 486]] startup music
|align=center|
|align=center| [[animal]], [[dreamail]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lappy486_startupnoise.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Helicopter
|align=center| Strong Bad somersaulting through the air, [[Sherlock]] moving
|align=center| [[crazy cartoon]], [[Main Page 18]], [[lady...ing]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_helicopter.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Empty can clattering
|align=center| Piece of wood banging against fence, Strong Mad's eyes blinking
|align=center| [[The Reddest Radish]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Kickcan.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[booOOMbox]] fast forwarding
|align=center| Strong Sad's tape player fast forwarding/rewinding, [[PhoneTime XL8]] fast forwarding
|align=center| [[autobiography]], [[2 emails]], [[impression]], [[army]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
|align=center| {{Audio|BooOOMbox_ff.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Roar
|align=center| Bowling ball knocking down chicken bowling pins, Trogdor roaring, Trogador roaring, the tricked-out [[No Loafing Sign]] roaring at the tricked-out Z sign
|align=center| [[Labor Dabor]], [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[redesign]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Roar.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Message pop-up
|align=center| Regular pop-up
|align=center| [[marzipan]], [[virus]], [[Main Page 22]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Message_popup.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Record scratch (two types of this sound include long and short)
|align=center| Sudden realization, record stops, music stops, sudden stop
|align=center| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], [[cheat talk]], [[for kids]], [[rampage]], [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], [[do over]], [[bottom 10]], [[keep cool]], [[Date Nite]], [[DNA Evidence]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
|align=center| {{Audio|SuddenStop.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Smash
|align=center| Strong Bad's desk smashing in half, glass shattering, Strong Bad falling through a ceiling, old TV smashing, an Easter Egg breaking, [[Sickly Sam]]'s legs falling apart
|align=center| [[your friends]], [[unused emails]], [[2 emails]], [[lunch special]], [[pom pom]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Eggs (toon)]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Heavy Landing 2
|align=center| Body slam, fighting in a free-for-all, [[Pan Pan]] crushing 1 Up, Homsar landing, early Strong Bad kicking The Cheat
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[Under Construction]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Sudden movement
|align=center| Sudden dash, Homestar departing
|align=center| [[The Luau]], [[little animal]], [[Main Page 18]], [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Dipping fry in computer ketchup
|align=center|
|align=center| [[funny]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] Special Music
|align=center| Music that sounds like the intro to a Holiday Special of some kind.
|align=center| [[A Holiday Greeting]], [[The Luau]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Special_music.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Low rolling tongue sound
|align=center| Number 11 moves back down so Strong Bad's bottom 10 resumes, when [[The Grape Fairie]] opens up the rules scroll, when "The 4 Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" banner appears
|align=center| [[bottom 10]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[4 branches]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| High rolling tongue sound
|align=center| When the scene switches to the laundry room and then to the arts and crafts scene, when a flagstone path appears on Marzipan's layout of Strong Bad's head, when a dotted-line circle is drawn behind Strong Bad's head
|align=center| [[lady fan]], [[looking old]], [[specially marked]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| The Geddup Noise
|align=center|
|align=center| See [[The Geddup Noise]] for a list of toons
|align=center| {{Audio|Geddupnoise.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| "Bip!"
|align=center| When a "filmed" scene cuts through white, also used as The Cheat's bedtime pulse monitor.
|align=center| [[First Time Here?]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[bedtime story]], [[the movies]]
|align=center| Not Available
|-
|align=center| Pom Pom's bouncing noise
|align=center| Kick the Cheat doll's bouncing noise in the game [[Kick The Cheat]]
|align=center| See [[:Category:Pom Pom Filmography]] for a list of toons, [[Kick The Cheat]]
|align=center| Not Available
|-
|align=center| Splat
|align=center| Marshie winking, Homestar spitting a teddy graham onto the ceiling, Strong Bad appearing out of thin air, pile of gummi bears appearing, burger appearing in pop-up fridge, [[Europa-pean Lobster|silhouetted lobster]] with the word "end" appearing, Strong Bad's fake Italian [[Mustaches|mustache]] falling off, Marzipan holding up a pair of hemp toddler [[Pants|pants]], Strong Bad and the toilet seat falling in the gelatin, cereal boxes appearing one at a time
|align=center| [[the show]], [[couch patch]], [[montage]], [[bedtime story]], [[pop-up]], [[Drive-Thru]], [[Date Nite]], [[Toikey TV]], [[winter pool]], [[specially marked]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Splat.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Zipping away
|align=center|
|align=center| [[little animal]], [[privileges]], [[monument]], [[pop-up]], [[slumber party]], [[business trip]], [[winter pool]], [[pet show]], [[your edge]]
|align=center| Not Available
|-
|align=center| Pom Pom's bubble noises
|align=center| Homestar gargling with [[Listerine]], The [[USS Flirtini]] sinking
|align=center| [[:Category:Pom Pom Filmography|See for a list of all toons]], [[Date Nite]]
|align=center| Not Available
|-
|align=center| Jazzy Opening Music
|align=center| Embarrassing Educational Films logo
|align=center| [[hygiene]]
|align=center| Not Available
|}

{{incomplete list}}
[[Category:Lists]]

The Geddup Noise

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:25:04 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Crystal-clear sound from SBCG4AP.

{{aboutpseudocharacter}} {{foremail|geddup noise}}

[[Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|left|Geddup!]][[Image:geddupnoise.PNG|thumb|In action.]]
'''The Geddup Noise''' was the sound [[Strong Bad]] made when he got up from his computer, supposedly by [[Stooly|the stool]] scraping against the carpet. It has also happened when he sat down to use his computer.

The Geddup Noise is very popular, and even inspired two cheap knockoffs: [[The King of Town|The King of Town's]] "The Standing Up Noise!!" and Strong Bad's "The Git Outcha Seat Sound", which was accompanied by [[Strong Mad]] as [[The Teach]]. It was originally called "the get up noise" by Strong Bad in [[the bet]].

The Geddup Noise has made a guest appearance on [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s [[The Show]], but did not get the correct answer of "WAY-O, WAY-O" in a game. As a result, it won a year's supply of The Show's home edition game, which is made by [[Boardelectrix]]. It also inspired [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]] to create a Geddup Noise indietronic remix, which [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], and Strong Mad (again as The Teach) were seen dancing to at [[Club Technochocolate]]. Later on, Pom Pom uses this song as a ring tone for his [[Cell Phones|cell phone]] in [[technology]].

According to Strong Bad, The Geddup Noise eventually bought a house in the Coches and now just snowboards all day, still ocassionally popping up in very odd celebrity endorsements for products such as [[Hamburger Shampoo]], which is "Geddup Noise Approved!" [[Strong Sad]] did not approve of this selling out, and had previously remarked that "The Geddup Noise used to be cool" while listening to it on [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]].

Prior to its debut in [[studying]], Strong Bad didn't make a noise when he got up from his chair. An exception was in [[depressio]], where Strong Bad made some sort of noise when he got up, but it wasn't The Geddup Noise. In [[flag day]] and [[sibbie]], well after the noise's debut, Strong Bad rose from his stool without making the noise.

In the DVD commentary for [[army]], The Brothers Chaps acknowledge that some people have noticed that the then-untitled Geddup Noise sounds like a stool scraping across wood (this is how the sound was recorded) even though the [[Computer Room]]'s floor is carpeted. Also stated in the commentary was that the sound of the original geddup noise was that of an actual stool being slid across hardwood flooring in their old apartment.

== Instances of The Geddup Noise ==
<table width="75%">
<autocolumn cols="2" width="25%" valign="top">
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc One]] menu animation
*Email [[depressio]] (Variation)
*'''Debut:''' Email [[studying]]
*Email [[stand-up]]
*Email [[super powers]]
*Email [[CGNU]]
*Email [[12:00]]
*Email [[sugarbob]]
*Email [[dullard]]
*Email [[helium]]
*Email [[vacation]] (Variation)
*Email [[invisibility]]
*Email [[lures & jigs]]
*Email [[your friends]]
*Email [[50 emails]]
*Email [[website]]
*Email [[comic]]
*Email [[cheat talk]]
*Email [[current status]]
*Email [[dragon]]
*Email [[marzipan]]
*Email [[english paper]]
*Email [[unused emails]]
*[[Arcade Game]]
*Email [[big white face]]
*Email [[crazy cartoon]]
*Email [[mascot]]
*Email [[funny]]
*Email [[anything]]
*Email [[the process]]
*Email [[date]]
*Email [[impression]]
*Email [[labor day]]
*Email [[geddup noise]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

== Chairscoot ==
In the email [[geddup noise]], it is said that Chairscoot has replaced The Geddup Noise. After The Geddup Noise made it big overseas, he was replaced by the current sound, his cousin Chairscoot, somewhere around email #84 ([[kids' book]]). The two sounds are indistinguishable.

Being often acknowledged as the Geddup Noise's cousin, Homestar has referred to Chairscoot as "my generation's Geddup Noise."

=== Instances of Chairscoot ===
<table width="75%">
<autocolumn cols="2" width="25%" valign="top">
* '''Debut:''' Email [[kids' book]]
*Email [[2 years]]
*Email [[no loafing]]
*Email [[couch patch]]
*Email [[kind of cool]]
*Email [[army]]
*Email [[the bet]]
*Email [[monument]]
*Email [[stupid stuff]]
*Email [[different town]]
*Email [[lunch special]]
*Email [[haircut]]
*Email [[theme park]]
*Email [[cheatday]]
*Email [[pom pom]]
*Email [[crying]]
*Email [[other days]]
*Email [[old comics]]
*Email [[pizzaz]]
*Email [[animal]]
*Email [[rock opera]]
*Email [[best thing]]
*Email [[boring (really)]]
*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
*Email [[record book]]
*[[TrogdorCon '97]]
*'''Revealed:''' Email [[geddup noise]]
*Email [[portrait]] (Variation)
*Email [[highschool]]
*Email [[death metal]]
*Email [[secret identity]]
*Email [[technology]]
*Email [[narrator]]
*Email [[pop-up]]
*Email [[disconnected]]
*Email [[senior prom]]
*Email [[isp]]
*Email [[redesign]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*Email [[cliffhangers]]
*Email [[retirement]]
*Email [[4 branches]]
*Email [[the chair]]
*Email [[what I want]]
*Email [[more armies]]
*Email [[slumber party]]
*Email [[diorama]]
*Email [[environment]]
*Email [[fan club]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Place ya bets!]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart|a=QW-2005-09-29}}
*{{qotw|The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[DJ Teh Cheat]]|[[geddup noise]]|Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==
*{{Audio|Geddupnoise.ogg|Listen to the sound effect}}
*[[Sound Effects]]

[[Category: Pseudocharacters|Geddup Noise]]

File:Geddupnoise.ogg

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:24:17 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Perfect quality Geddup Noise, from SBCG4AP.

== Summary ==
Perfect quality Geddup Noise, from SBCG4AP.
== Licensing: ==
{{web-soundclip}}

Von Blaubloods

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:08:03 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:VonBlaubloods.png|thumb|"They inspire me."]]
The '''Von Blaubloods''' are a family of fruit bats that live in a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit|Hollerin' Jimmy Bat Hutch Kit]] in Strong Sad's room. That is, until [[Strong Bad]] absconds with their bat hutch to use them for his own purposes. He bleaches them and convinces [[Marzipan]] that they are Lithuanian Albino Vegan Bats, like [[Pazquel]]. The bats are eventually eaten by [[the King of Town]].

Oddly, they have pink outlines but are brown in color.

==Appearances==
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]

[[Category:Animals]]

Cardboard Marzipan

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:32:23 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

[[Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|thumb|100px|"Yes, I'm still out of town, Bubs."]]

'''Cardboard Marzipan''' is a cardboard cutout of [[Marzipan]] that was made and voiced by [[Homestar Runner]] while Marzipan was out of town. She closely resembles her [[Powered by The Cheat]] counterpart. The commentary for [[Happy Fireworks]] revealed that she was created because [[Missy Palmer]] was too busy working on ''The Great World of Sound'' to voice Marzipan.

Apparently, Cardboard Marzipan, as puppeted by Homestar, thinks [[Coach Z]] is disgusting and thinks [[Bubs]] is a "gorgeous hunk of man." She once asked [[The Cheat]] if he wanted to go on a secret hot date when he crash-landed after his fireworks display in "Happy Fireworks". Several times Homestar, still speaking for her, corrected things that he himself had just said: When he mistakenly called [[Wikipedia:Independence Day (United States)|Independence Day]] "Fireworks", Cardboard Marzipan remarked that that's not the name of the holiday. After he denied that the real Marzipan was out of town for the summer, Cardboard Marzipan said that she was.

She later reappeared when Homestar was considering building a deck. Through Homestar, she again indicated something Homestar otherwise seemed not to realize — in this case, he didn't know how to build a deck.

In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], she is used as Marzipan's stunt double.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Happy Fireworks]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*[[Quality Time]] (Easter egg)
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

==See Also==
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship]]
*[[Cardboard Homestar]]

[[Category: Pseudocharacters]]
[[Category:Character Variations]]

Occupations

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:11:10 GMT

Poopsmith Z:

:''"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job" see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''.
The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
==Known occupations==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
!Character
!Jobs
|-
|[[Homestar Runner]]
|
*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
*[[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
*News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
*Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
*Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[anything]])
*Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
*Pitchman ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
*[[Homestarmy]] Colonel ([[army]], [[more armies]])
*Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]])
*Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]] mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]])
|-
|[[Pom Pom]]
|
*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
*"Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]])
|-
|[[Strong Bad]]
|
*Office worker ([[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[dullard]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
*Prinicpal of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*News anchor ([[local news]])
*News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
*Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
*Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
*Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]])
*Indie comics author ([[comic]])
*Voice-over artist for local events ([[monster truck]])
*Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
*Expensive briefcase carrier ([[secret identity]])
*Columnist for a women's help magazine. ([[secret identity]])
*Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]])
*Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]])
|-
|[[The Cheat]]
|
*Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
*Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
*Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])
*Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]])
*Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
*Commando ([[army]])
*Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]])
*Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]])
|-
|[[Marzipan]]
|
*Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]])
*Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
*Actress ([[being mean]])
|-
|[[Strong Mad]]
|
*Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
*Bouncer ([[nightlife]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
|-
|[[Strong Sad]]
|
*Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
*Temp ([[from work]])
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
*Violinist ([[Quality Time]])
|-
|[[Coach Z]]
|
*Coach
*Referee ([[montage]])
*Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]])
*Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]])
*[[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
|-
|[[Bubs]]
|
*Concession stand owner/operator
*ISP operator ([[isp]])
*The Office IT Professional ([[from work]])
*Paranormal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Normal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]])
*Bartender ([[nightlife]])
*Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]])
|-
|[[The King of Town]]
|
*King
*Food marketer
*Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
*Teacher ([[being mean]])
|-
|[[Homsar]]
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*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
|-
|[[Marshie]]
|
*Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])
|-
|[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
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*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
|-
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
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*Mortgage broker ([[Senor Mortgage]])
*Used car salesman ([[Senorial Day]])
*Movie theater usher ([[the movies]], [[rated]])
*Commercial pitchman ([[candy product]])
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
*Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]])
|-
|-
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
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*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
|-
|[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]
|
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
|-
|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
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*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]
|-
|[[Frank Bennedetto]]
|
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Labor Dabor]])
|-
|[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
|
*Former toner salesperson ([[montage]])
*Athlete ''(for the [[Champeenship]])'' ([[montage]])
*Used car dealership TV spokesperson ([[montage]])
|-
|[[Crack Stuntman]]
|
*Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]]
*Spokesperson for [[Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0

Poopsmith Z — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:52:00 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Fun Facts */

{{mamnav|2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0}}

[[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV2.png|thumb|Good for screening calls]]

The King of Town unsuccessfully tries to deliver an invitation, Pom Pom talks crazy talk, and Detective Everybody reports that Homestar Runner is dead.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 2

'''Release Date:''' 2001

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later. ''{beep}''

=== Message 6 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Beca— we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep h-him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left... we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend. ''{stifled laughter}'' Okay, have a good day.

=== Message 5 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here. I just wanted to invite you to a... a banquet I'm having, and -- ooo! ooo! I've got to call you back! My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived! Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

=== Message 4 ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Marzipan. This is Marzipan calling. Just wanted to remind you: don't let Homestar have that leftover strudel tonight, because he's looking a little bit fat around the edges. Okay. See you tonight.

=== Message 3 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello, Marzipan. It's the King again. I apologize. So, about my banquet. It's going to be at my castle, and -- oh! Ooh! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo! Excuse me, I've got to call you back! Doo! Loo, doo hoo doo!

=== Message 2 ===
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice faint, in the distance}'' Pom Pom, that's not what I said! ''{normal volume, on the phone}'' Okay, okay, Marzipan. Seriously, that is ''not'' what I said, at all. Um, I don't know ''what'' Pom Pom was talking about, or ''why'' he would call you to tell you, what he just told you. But in fact, I think that was some type of hilarious joke, hah hah. That's what it was. Pom Pom, I've said it once, and I'll say it again: you're crazy! Okay, sweetheart. Bye.

=== Message 1 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try. It's the King again, and about my banquet, I wa... Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of Salisbury sundaes has just arrived! I'm never calling you back! Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the first mention of [[Pizza]].
*The beep from the answering machine doesn't happen until you press the right button on the answering machine.
*The King of Town pronounces "again" two different ways.
*This is the first toon in which [[Strong Bad]] talks without a mexican accent.
**Oddly, he goes back to his old accent in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer2.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0"]]
*[[HR:answer2.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

{{subtitlesLinks|answer2}}

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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0

Poopsmith Z — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:49:48 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Fun Facts */

{{mamnav|2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0}}

[[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV2.png|thumb|Good for screening calls]]

The King of Town unsuccessfully tries to deliver an invitation, Pom Pom talks crazy talk, and Detective Everybody reports that Homestar Runner is dead.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 2

'''Release Date:''' 2001

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later. ''{beep}''

=== Message 6 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Beca— we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep h-him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left... we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend. ''{stifled laughter}'' Okay, have a good day.

=== Message 5 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here. I just wanted to invite you to a... a banquet I'm having, and -- ooo! ooo! I've got to call you back! My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived! Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

=== Message 4 ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Marzipan. This is Marzipan calling. Just wanted to remind you: don't let Homestar have that leftover strudel tonight, because he's looking a little bit fat around the edges. Okay. See you tonight.

=== Message 3 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello, Marzipan. It's the King again. I apologize. So, about my banquet. It's going to be at my castle, and -- oh! Ooh! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo! Excuse me, I've got to call you back! Doo! Loo, doo hoo doo!

=== Message 2 ===
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice faint, in the distance}'' Pom Pom, that's not what I said! ''{normal volume, on the phone}'' Okay, okay, Marzipan. Seriously, that is ''not'' what I said, at all. Um, I don't know ''what'' Pom Pom was talking about, or ''why'' he would call you to tell you, what he just told you. But in fact, I think that was some type of hilarious joke, hah hah. That's what it was. Pom Pom, I've said it once, and I'll say it again: you're crazy! Okay, sweetheart. Bye.

=== Message 1 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try. It's the King again, and about my banquet, I wa... Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of Salisbury sundaes has just arrived! I'm never calling you back! Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the first mention of [[Pizza]].
*The beep from the answering machine doesn't happen until you press the right button on the answering machine.
*The King of Town pronounces "again" two different ways.
*This is the first toon in which [[Strong Bad]] talks without a mexican accent.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer2.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0"]]
*[[HR:answer2.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

{{subtitlesLinks|answer2}}

[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine| 02]]

What are you supposed to be?

Poopsmith Z — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:30:47 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Changed - it's unlikely Strong Bad actually believed that, obviously it was either the real Homestar at this point in the cartoon or Strong Bad was imitating what Homestar would say.

[[Image:StrongBad Ozone.PNG|thumb|150px|"No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir—no, wait. I'm Ozone. From ''Breakin'''."]]

During [[Halloween]], the [[Characters#Main characters|characters]] dress up in [[Halloween Costumes|costumes]], in which they often go [[Wikipedia:Trick or Treating|trick or treating]]. Many of these costumes are icons or celebrities from the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, leaving most of the other characters unable to identify '''who a particular character is supposed to be dressed as'''.

This is put quite frankly by [[The King of Town]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], in which he says, "I wish you'd dress up as something I could recognize! Pop culture... mumble grumble!"

== Occurrences ==
===[[Sketchbook (museum)]]===
*The last [[:Image:Sketchbook Thirteen.PNG|image]] offered ten dollars to anyone who can identify all of the costumes. They have all since been identified.

===[[Homestarloween Party]]===
*[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] thought [[Strong Bad]] was the [[Wikipedia:Chiquita Brands International|Chiquita Banana]] Lady, when Strong Bad was really [[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]] (although the Chiquita Banana Lady's appearance was intentionally based on Miranda's).

===[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]===
*Homestar thought that Strong Bad was the [[Wikipedia:The Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|Spanish Inquisition]], and it is implied that he thought Strong Bad was [[Wikipedia:Cab Calloway|Cab Calloway]] and Strong Bad Wearing a Yellow Turtleneck, when Strong Bad was really [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]].

===[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]===
*[[Marzipan]] doesn't know that [[The King of Town]] is [[Mario]] from the [[Nintendo]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]]''. This could be so because she insists that she doesn't play video games, as said in the same toon.
*Homestar, or possibly Strong Bad in a Homestar Runner costume, said that he thought Strong Bad, who was dressed as a bee (or possibly [[The Goblin]] in a Strong Bad Dressed as The Bee costume) was the [[Wikipedia:The Green Hornet|Green Hornet]]. He then said that he thought that The Goblin was a [[Witches' Brew]], while he was actually The Bee.
*Homestar thought [[The Cheat]] was [[Witches' Brew]] when The Cheat was [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids#Characters|Russell]].

===[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]===
*Homestar thought Strong Bad was [[Wikipedia:El DeBarge|El Debarge]], [[Bubs]] thought he was [[Wikipedia:Gloria Estefan|Miami Sound Machine]], [[Coach Z]] thought he was [[Wikipedia:Sananda Maitreya|Terence Trent D'Arby]], and he himself almost said that he was Carmen Miranda again, while he was actually Ozone from ''[[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Breakin']]''.
*Homestar thought Coach Z was [[Wikipedia:Wesley Snipes|Wesley Snakes]], when in fact he was [[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] from The [[Wikipedia:Treacherous Three|Treacherous Three]].
*Homestar couldn't identify what Bubs's costume was, calling it a "dirty man outfit", when Bubs was dressed as [[Wikipedia:Mel Sharples|Mel Sharples]], the owner of Mel's Diner in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore|Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]'' and the TV show it spawned, ''[[Wikipedia:Alice (TV series)|Alice]]''. [[Wikipedia:Vic Tayback|Vic Tayback]] played the role.

===[[Halloween Fairstival]]===
*Strong Bad asked Bubs, "So, Bubs, your approach this year was to ensure that absolutely no one recognized your costume?" Bubs was dressed as One of the 3 Most Important People in the World, from [[Wikipedia:Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure|''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'']].
*Homestar was confused about his own costume. He thought that he was some sort of a golf cart. He was actually Carl Spackler from [[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|''Caddyshack'']].
*Homestar thought The Cheat was a pile of leaves. The Cheat was actually Sigmund, from [[Wikipedia:Sigmund and the Sea Monsters|''Sigmund and the Sea Monsters'']].
*Coach Z thought that Pom Pom was [[Wikipedia:Big Boi|Big Boi]] from [[Wikipedia:OutKast|OutKast]]. Pom Pom was actually ''Big Boy'', the mascot for the restaurant chain [[Wikipedia:Bob's Big Boy|"Bob's Big Boy"]].

===[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]===
*Homestar, seeing Strong Sad's [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]] member costume, comments on it, saying, "Nice fire hydrant costume."
*Homestar thought that Strong Bad was [[Wikipedia:Blanche Devereaux|Blanche]] from [[Wikipedia:The Golden Girls|The Golden Girls]]. Bubs thought that he was [[Wikipedia:Phyllis Diller|Phyllis Diller]]. Coach Z thought he was supposed to be his hot mom. The King of Town couldn't recognize his costume at all. Strong Bad was dressed as Jambi the genie, from ''[[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-Wee's Playhouse]]''.
*Homestar also thought that Bubs was [[Wikipedia:Lando Calrissian|Lando Calrissian]]. He was actually the master of disaster, who was Apollo Creed from ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky|Rocky]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Rocky II|Rocky II]]''.
*Strong Bad thought that Pom Pom's costume, which was of Walter Sobchak from ''[[The Big Lebowski]]'', was of "every guy at a truck stop."

===[[Happy Hallow-day]]===

*Homestar remarked to Marzipan that he likes her "I have a caterpillar crawling across my forehead" costume. Marzipan was dressed up as [[wikipedia:Frida Kahlo|Frida Kahlo]].
*When Homestar sees Strong Bad's [[wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]] costume, he thinks that it is an evil [[wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] costume. Incidentally, Strong Bad ''did'' dress up as Carmen Sandiego [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|five years earlier]].
*Strong Bad teases Strong Sad asking him if his costume was Strong Sad at his 20-year high school reunion. Strong Sad was actually [[wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]].

===[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]===
* The Homestar ornament thinks that the Strong Bad ornament is dressed up as a [[Wikipedia:Rhinestone Cowboy|rhinestone cowboy]]. However, it isn't even Halloween.

===[[Jibblies 2]]===
*Homestar mistakes Bubs for Schnieder from ''[[Wikipedia:One Day at a Time|One Day at a Time]],'' The King of Town mistakes him for Monroe from ''[[Wikipedia:Too Close for Comfort|Too Close for Comfort]],'' and Marzipan can't figure out his costume at all. Bubs was really Ross from ''[[Wikipedia:You Can't Do That on Television|You Can't Do That on Television]].''
*Homestar mistakes The King of Town for a melted [[Wikipedia:Don King|Don King]]. The King was actually [[Wikipedia:Al Sharpton|Al Sharpton]].

===[[Fan Costumes '07]]===
*Homestar thinks one of the photos is a picture of Marzipan, when it is actually of someone dressed as [[The Yello Dello]].

===[[yes, wrestling]]===
*In an Easter egg, Homestar thinks Strong Bad (dressed as his "il Cartographer" wrestling persona) is dressed up as Rudy from ''[[Bill Cosby|Fat Albert]]''.

===[[Costume Commercial]]===
*In an Easter egg, Coach Z is dressed as Marzipan, but he thinks he is dressed as himself.

===[[Most in the Graveyard]]===
*Homestar confuses his own costume for [[Wikipedia:Carrot Top|Carrot Top]], then turns around and "corrects" himself as being [[Wikipedia:Crocodile Dundee|Crocodile Dundee]]. He was actually [[Wikipedia:Yahoo Serious|Yahoo Serious]][[Seriously|(ly)]].
*Homestar confuses Strong Sad's [[Wikipedia:Sam Kinison|Sam Kinison]] costume for one of Ma Fratelli from ''[[Wikipedia:The Goonies|The Goonies]]''.

== See also ==
*[[Halloween Costumes]]
*[[Icon References In Halloween Costumes]]

[[Category:Clothing running gags]][[Category:Halloween]]

Compy 386

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:06:36 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Oops, thought this was TVTropes.

[[Image:sbemail.png|thumb|right|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
[[Image:Compy logo.PNG|thumb|The Compy 386 logo.]]
The '''Compy 386''' was [[Strong Bad]]'s second computer, and in his words, "[[Strong Bad's Technology|a spectacle of graphics and sound]]." He used this machine to answer his emails after the [[Tandy 400]] was thrown out at the beginning of [[invisibility]]. This machine was built by [[Compy, Inc.]] and seemed to have [[couch patch#Easter Eggs|something against The Cheat]]. Strong Bad did 78 emails on the Compy, more than double the number of emails he checked on the Tandy. If seen [[:Image:compy_386_side_view.png|from the side]] or from the far front, it is noticable that the keyboard is wireless even though all other features of the computer are of lesser technology. Every Compy 386 email had [[Easter egg]]s, with the exception of [[lures & jigs#Easter Eggs|lures & jigs]], which didn't have any when first released, but had some added to it later.

== Quick Facts ==
'''Debut:''' [[invisibility]]

'''Interactive Feature:''' Click on the wheels on the bottom of the computer repeatedly to change the screen contrast gradually from black to blue and then back to black again. There are 18 levels of contrast.

'''Virus Death:''' Damaged by [[Bubs's shotgun]] after being infected by 423,827 [[The Virus|viruses]] in the email "[[virus]]." [[Bubs]] later sold it to [[Homestar Runner]] as seen in the [[Broken Compy Menu]]. Strong Bad replaced the Compy with the [[Lappy 486]].

'''Retirement Death:''' The damaged Compy later appeared with the Tandy in [[retirement]], lappynapping the Lappy 486 in order to check one last email. It was killed and presumably fully destroyed when it was eaten by [[Strong Mad]]. Its ghost lives on.

'''Font:''' [[Fonts#Commodore 64|Commodore 64]]

'''Error Screen:''' The Compy had a blue [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]] screen that appeared when it encountered a major problem. Resembling the Windows '9X famous [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen Of Death]], it gave Strong Bad some vague information as to what went wrong. This screen first appeared in "[[50 emails]]" when [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s many failed attempts to [[DELETED|delete]] an email crashed the system. It later appeared in "[[virus]]" after Strong Bad learned that the Compy was infected with 423,827 [[The Virus|viruses]].
{{clear}}

== Programs ==
Some of the programs Strong Bad had on the Compy 386, most of which were started by typing the filename only after the prompt:
*'''strongbad_email.exe''' (Used in emails 41-118, with the exceptions of [[anything|email 78 (anything)]] (see below) and [[mile|email 87 (mile)]], which The Cheat answers. Also used in [[retirement|159 (retirement)]].)
*'''Message [[Thyme]]''' ([[marzipan]] - an IM similar to AOL Instant Messenger)
*'''[[take-a-break.exe|take_a_break.exe]]''' ([[huttah!]] - a relaxing animated beach scene)
*'''spellchecka.exe''' ([[autobiography]] - checks the spelling of the email Strong Bad is reading)
*'''print_of_it.exe''' ([[autobiography]] - prints out the email Strong Bad is reading)
*'''M4RZ1P4N''', '''bu-hubs''', '''undabite''', '''no-neck''', '''dacheese''', '''mr.smith''' ([[big white face]] - These bring up pixellated pictures of [[Marzipan]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], and [[The Poopsmith]] respectively. Each of these is run by typing '''run "M4RZ1P4N"''' etc.)
*'''[[b/w]]''' ([[big white face]] - converts display to a black-and-white Macintosh; run by typing '''run "b/w"''')
*'''fightsong''' ([[mascot]] - plays the [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] fight song: run by typing '''run "fightsong"''')
*In [[funny]], Strong Bad accidentally types:
**'''stongbad_email.exe''' (File not found)
*'''sb_enail.com''' ([[anything]], which is answered by Homestar Runner who actually uses this prompt to get an email)
*'''[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|hsramerdsxr.exe]]''' ([[date]] - Dating simulator; run by typing '''run "hsramerdsxr.exe"''')
*In [[couch patch]]:
**Strong Bad tries these unaccepted prompts:
***'''print out million dollar bill.exe''' (Bad command or file name)
***'''no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe''' (Syntax error)
***'''um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin'''' (Cut it out, you.)
***'''make homestar's head explode.exe''' (No can do.)
**'''print out million dollar bill, please.exe''' - This one is accepted and the computer prints out an [[ASCII art]] million dollar bill.
*'''[[Peasant's Quest]]''' - ([[for kids]])
*'''[[Edgar|Edgarware.exe]]'''([[virus]] - runs Edgarware virus scanner)

== The Real Computer ==
[[Image:Puppet_Compy.PNG|thumb|The Compy (or at least an Apple II monitor and a Dell keyboard) appearing in [[Puppet Time]].]]
Like the Tandy 400, this was an almost-reference to a real computer. There was a [[Wikipedia:Intel 80386|386 processor]] made by [[Wikipedia:Intel|Intel]], which was very popular in its day, but there was no company called "Compy" that made a 386 version of their computer. The "386" logo in "[[invisibility]]" is most likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:IBM|IBM]] logo. The blue startup screen is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:IBM Personal Computer XT|IBM PC-XT]], which ran [[DOS]] like the Compy 386, but did not actually have a 80386 CPU.

The design of the computer itself seems to be a take on the old [[Wikipedia:Compaq|Compaq]] Deskpro 386, which has a similar monitor and keyboard. It also seems to spoof the [[Wikipedia:IBM Personal System/2|IBM Personal System/2 Model 25]] due to its generation and that the PC is integrated with the monitor. However, the monitor in the [[Puppet Time]] movie is an old [[Wikipedia:Apple II family|Apple]] II monitor. The keyboard is a recent model of the [[Wikipedia:Dell, Inc.|Dell]] QuietKey keyboard that came with earlier Dell computers.

Interestingly, both the exploded Compy 386 and [[Tandy 400]] contain identical gears and fans, despite being built by different manufacturers and being different generations of computers.

==Fun Facts==
*The hole in it has been greatly downsized between [[virus]] and [[retirement]]. This is so they could fit an email on the screen.
*According to Strong Bad in [[Baddest Of The Bands]], the Compy came with a free album entitled "Left-Shift Alt Delete".

==Variations==
<gallery>
Image:invisibility.PNG|Compy 386 Version 1.5 Screen logo from [[invisibility]].
Image:flagrant_system_error.PNG|Flagrant System Error
Image:compy_386_side_view.png|Side view seen in [[fingers]] (with his "fingers" edited out)
Image:Powered_Compy.PNG|The Compy appearing in [[Powered by The Cheat]] form in [[mile]], under the name "Compa".
Image:End_compy.png|Slightly Shotgunned
Image:sbemail159b.png|Automatic hole-formatting
Image:Compy Skeleton.png|Restored as a ghost, with a [[Bad Graphics Ghost#Compy 386 Skeleton|dancing skeleton]]
</gallery>

==Appearances outside [[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era Emails]]==

*Email [[geddup noise]]
*Email [[retirement]]
*Email [[the paper]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]

The following Compy 386 emails are only available on [[strongbad_email.exe]] [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc One]] and [[strongbad email.exe Disc Four|Disc Four]] respectively and are outside the normal numbering scheme:

*[[Videro Games]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]

{{strongbadcomputers}}

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[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Compy 386

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:06:11 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:sbemail.png|thumb|right|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
[[Image:Compy logo.PNG|thumb|The Compy 386 logo.]]
The '''Compy 386''' was [[Strong Bad]]'s second computer, and in his words, "[[Strong Bad's Technology|a spectacle of graphics and sound]]." He used this machine to answer his emails after the [[Tandy 400]] was thrown out at the beginning of [[invisibility]]. This machine was built by [[Compy, Inc.]] and seemed to have [[couch patch#Easter Eggs|something against The Cheat]]. Strong Bad did 78 emails on the Compy, more than double the number of emails he checked on the Tandy. If seen [[:Image:compy_386_side_view.png|from the side]] or from the far front, it is noticable that the keyboard is wireless even though all other features of the computer are of lesser technology. Every Compy 386 email had [[Easter egg]]s, with the exception of [[lures & jigs#Easter Eggs|lures & jigs]], which didn't have any when first released, but had some added to it later.

== Quick Facts ==
'''Debut:''' [[invisibility]]

'''Interactive Feature:''' Click on the wheels on the bottom of the computer repeatedly to change the screen contrast gradually from black to blue and then back to black again. There are 18 levels of contrast.

'''Virus Death:''' Damaged by [[Bubs's shotgun]] after being infected by 423,827 [[The Virus|viruses]] in the email "[[virus]]." [[Bubs]] later sold it to [[Homestar Runner]] as seen in the [[Broken Compy Menu]]. Strong Bad replaced the Compy with the [[Lappy 486]].

'''Retirement Death:''' The damaged Compy later appeared with the Tandy in [[retirement]], lappynapping the Lappy 486 in order to check one last email. It was killed and presumably fully destroyed when it was eaten by [[Strong Mad]]. Its ghost lives on.

'''Font:''' [[Fonts#Commodore 64|Commodore 64]]

'''Error Screen:''' The Compy had a blue [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]] screen that appeared when it encountered a major problem. Resembling the Windows '9X famous [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen Of Death]], it gave Strong Bad some vague information as to what went wrong. This screen first appeared in "[[50 emails]]" when [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s many failed attempts to [[DELETED|delete]] an email crashed the system. It later appeared in "[[virus]]" after Strong Bad learned that the Compy was infected with 423,827 [[The Virus|viruses]].
{{clear}}

== Programs ==
Some of the programs Strong Bad had on the Compy 386, most of which were started by typing the filename only after the prompt:
*'''strongbad_email.exe''' (Used in emails 41-118, with the exceptions of [[anything|email 78 (anything)]] (see below) and [[mile|email 87 (mile)]], which The Cheat answers. Also used in [[retirement|159 (retirement)]].)
*'''Message [[Thyme]]''' ([[marzipan]] - an IM similar to AOL Instant Messenger)
*'''[[take-a-break.exe|take_a_break.exe]]''' ([[huttah!]] - a relaxing animated beach scene)
*'''spellchecka.exe''' ([[autobiography]] - checks the spelling of the email Strong Bad is reading)
*'''print_of_it.exe''' ([[autobiography]] - prints out the email Strong Bad is reading)
*'''M4RZ1P4N''', '''bu-hubs''', '''undabite''', '''no-neck''', '''dacheese''', '''mr.smith''' ([[big white face]] - These bring up pixellated pictures of [[Marzipan]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], and [[The Poopsmith]] respectively. Each of these is run by typing '''run "M4RZ1P4N"''' etc.)
*'''[[b/w]]''' ([[big white face]] - converts display to a black-and-white Macintosh; run by typing '''run "b/w"''')
*'''fightsong''' ([[mascot]] - plays the [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] fight song: run by typing '''run "fightsong"''')
*In [[funny]], Strong Bad accidentally types:
**'''stongbad_email.exe''' (File not found)
*'''sb_enail.com''' ([[anything]], which is answered by Homestar Runner who actually uses this prompt to get an email)
*'''[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|hsramerdsxr.exe]]''' ([[date]] - Dating simulator; run by typing '''run "hsramerdsxr.exe"''')
*In [[couch patch]]:
**Strong Bad tries these unaccepted prompts:
***'''print out million dollar bill.exe''' (Bad command or file name)
***'''no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe''' (Syntax error)
***'''um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin'''' (Cut it out, you.)
***'''make homestar's head explode.exe''' (No can do.)
**'''print out million dollar bill, please.exe''' - This one is accepted and the computer prints out an [[ASCII art]] million dollar bill.
*'''[[Peasant's Quest]]''' - ([[for kids]])
*'''[[Edgar|Edgarware.exe]]'''([[virus]] - runs Edgarware virus scanner)

== The Real Computer ==
[[Image:Puppet_Compy.PNG|thumb|The Compy (or at least an Apple II monitor and a Dell keyboard) appearing in [[Puppet Time]].]]
Like the Tandy 400, this was an almost-reference to a real computer. There was a [[Wikipedia:Intel 80386|386 processor]] made by [[Wikipedia:Intel|Intel]], which was very popular in its day, but there was no company called "Compy" that made a 386 version of their computer. The "386" logo in "[[invisibility]]" is most likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:IBM|IBM]] logo. The blue startup screen is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:IBM Personal Computer XT|IBM PC-XT]], which ran [[DOS]] like the Compy 386, but did not actually have a 80386 CPU.

The design of the computer itself seems to be a take on the old [[Wikipedia:Compaq|Compaq]] Deskpro 386, which has a similar monitor and keyboard. It also seems to spoof the [[Wikipedia:IBM Personal System/2|IBM Personal System/2 Model 25]] due to its generation and that the PC is integrated with the monitor. However, the monitor in the [[Puppet Time]] movie is an old [[Wikipedia:Apple II family|Apple]] II monitor. The keyboard is a recent model of the [[Wikipedia:Dell, Inc.|Dell]] QuietKey keyboard that came with earlier Dell computers.

Interestingly, both the exploded Compy 386 and [[Tandy 400]] contain identical gears and fans, despite being built by different manufacturers and being different generations of computers.

==Fun Facts==
*The hole in it has been greatly downsized between [[virus]] and [[retirement]]. This is so they could fit an email on the screen.
*According to Strong Bad in [[BaddestOfTheBands]], the Compy came with a free album entitled "Left-Shift Alt Delete".

==Variations==
<gallery>
Image:invisibility.PNG|Compy 386 Version 1.5 Screen logo from [[invisibility]].
Image:flagrant_system_error.PNG|Flagrant System Error
Image:compy_386_side_view.png|Side view seen in [[fingers]] (with his "fingers" edited out)
Image:Powered_Compy.PNG|The Compy appearing in [[Powered by The Cheat]] form in [[mile]], under the name "Compa".
Image:End_compy.png|Slightly Shotgunned
Image:sbemail159b.png|Automatic hole-formatting
Image:Compy Skeleton.png|Restored as a ghost, with a [[Bad Graphics Ghost#Compy 386 Skeleton|dancing skeleton]]
</gallery>

==Appearances outside [[:Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy-era Emails]]==

*Email [[geddup noise]]
*Email [[retirement]]
*Email [[the paper]]
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]

The following Compy 386 emails are only available on [[strongbad_email.exe]] [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc One]] and [[strongbad email.exe Disc Four|Disc Four]] respectively and are outside the normal numbering scheme:

*[[Videro Games]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]

{{strongbadcomputers}}

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[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

Unseen Characters

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:01:24 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* Heard */

[[Image:Shareholders.jpg|thumb|Who are those guys?]]
[[Wikipedia:Unseen character|'''Unseen characters''']] often play a part in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.

== Heard ==
Characters who are heard, but never seen.

*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]:
**[[Kevin]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]])
**Ron Dardman ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]])
**Łukasz ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]])
**Another person with a strong accent ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]])
**Marzipan's questionable surgeon ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]])
*Wade ([[Baddest of the Bands]])

*[[First Time Here?]] and [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]:
**[[Cherry Greg]]
**[[Clapperboard|Clapper Loader]]

*On [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[Telebision|TV set]]:
**[[Caleb Rentpayer]]
**Tucksworth
**An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email [[privileges]])
**The above person's son ([[Cool Things]])
**Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email [[your friends]])
**Announcer of "[[TV show]] featuring ([[The Cheat]]) in a Trans Am" (email [[mile]])
**Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed villain of Dartmouth (email [[underlings]])
*[[Strong Bad Email]]
**Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email [[comic]])
**[[Shut up, Lady|Lady]] (emails [[bottom 10]], [[your funeral]], [[licensed]], and [[buried]])
**Movie Characters (email [[the movies]])

== Mentioned ==
Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.

*Reg (always [[Reg Having the Ball|has the ball]])
*[[Dan]]
*[[Levert Burtmore]]
*[[Leomard Sportsinterviews]] (debated)
*[[Leomard Sportsinterviews#Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Leomard Sportsinterviews#Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews|Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews]]
*[[Coach Z]]'s, [[Homestar Runner]]'s and The Brothers Strong's [[parents]]
*[[The Brothers Strong]]'s Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email [[secret recipes]])
*Little [[Marzipan]] (mentioned in [[stand-up]])
*[[The Office]] employees:
**Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in [[dullard]])
**Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
**[[Names ending in -erson|Gunderson]] (unknown department, mentioned in [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
**Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
**Amanda from Sales (mentioned in [[More Fan Costumes]])
**"The Man" (mentioned in [[from work]])
*[[The Homestar Runner]]'s dog (possibly named "[[20X6 vs. 1936#Commentary_Transcript|Old Eyelids]]"; mentioned in [[20X6 vs. 1936]])
*"That lady" who gives [[Pom Pom]] a hundred bucks (in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Dripping Yellow Madness ([[Cool Things]])
*Stan ([[Cool Things]])
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]]
*[[Marzipan]]'s mule Buttercup ([[cheatday]] [[cheatday#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]])
*Taco-Man ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]) [[Image:sbemail78.png|thumb|"Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!"]]
*Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]]; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in [[anything]], when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)
*Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]] from [[secret identity]])
*[[Wikipedia:Brent Musburger|Brent Musburger]] (wrote in Homestar's autograph book in [[geddup noise]])
*Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever mentioned in [[lady...ing]])
*Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email [[2 years]])
*Great-Grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in [[looking old]])
*The motion picture guy of [[Free Country USA]] (mentioned in [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]] and [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene#Theatrical Trailer|Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer]]
*Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in [[diorama]])
*Deborah, Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]])
*Gary the legend (Homestar Runner's imaginary tag-team partner in [[yes, wrestling]])
*Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his [[death]] in [[buried]])

===Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe===
*[[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (mentioned in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] and [[Let us give TANKS!]])
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|Rubble D]], presumably a prison inmate from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].

== Not Seen Completely ==
Characters whose faces are either cut off by the border of the toon or silhouetted.

*[[Shareholders|The Shareholders]]
*[[Shadowy Figure]]
*[[Don Knotts]]
*Fat hairy man in a [[Duckie Shirt]] (email [[your funeral]])
*[[A. Chimendez]] ([[The Next Epi-Snowed]])
*[[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]]
===Powered by The Cheat===
*[[Moses Malone]]

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Lists]]

The Interview

Poopsmith Z — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:43:31 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Goofs? Erm...no. It's not really a mistake, since TBC didn't know that 6 years later there'd be an adventure game in which The Cheat was beaten by Strong Sad.

{{toonnav|Shorts|interview|Fluffy Puff Commercial|Meet Marshie}}
{{aboutshort}} {{foremail|interview}} {{for|real-world interviews|Interviews and Public Appearances}}

[[Image:theinterview.png|200px|thumb|'Well, if you take a look at my reh-zoom..."]]

Strong Bad has decided to interview Homestar to find out what "his freakin' problem" is. As expected, the process is quite painful.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Smoky Office]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' 2002

'''Running Time:''' 2:47

'''Page Title:''' Interview

'''Page Title for unfinished version:''' Metro.pop Interview

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

__TOC__

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad on a typewriter in the Smoky Office, which has the words "Strong Bad; Total Journalist" on the window--the 'camera' rotates around Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating, typing}'' Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments, and get down to the chewy caramel center of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by several times while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So, Dumbstar has me meet him in this fruity little marshmallow stand he always goes to. He kept me waiting for a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by, like, five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my résumé ''{pronounces it "[[Foreign Words|reh-zoom]]"}'', you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of any.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ohhhh. Moving on. I've heard that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. ''{Homestar enters and sits down.}'' Now, tell us about your girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my baking, eh? I, like, do enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and — hey, wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair.

''{Cuts to The Field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Cheat would win with both hands duct-taped behind his back, and with little pieces of duct tape covering his eyes, and Strong Sad could have a spear even.

''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, and the spear flies behind the Cheat, cutting the duct tape from his hands as it sticks in the ground. The Cheat then removes the duct tape from his eyes and grabs the spear.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho! Good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around, singing}'' La-dee-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-doo-doo...

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Homestar's grocery list reads: 
<blockquote>eggs 
beans 
five 
dentifrice 
macho nachos 
jam</blockquote>
:*''Dentifrice'' is "a powder, paste, or liquid for cleaning the teeth."

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad actually beats The Cheat when they encounter each other during Maps and Minions towards the end of [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*This is the first time that Homestar's speech impediment ''and'' [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of arms]] are explicitly mentioned.
*In the [[In Search of the Yello Dello|Yello Dello]] commentary, Strong Bad states that he has never worn oven mitts. However, he does enjoy baking, as revealed by this cartoon and is reinforced in the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|first installment]] of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], as well as [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*When Homestar talks, the edges of his eyes and hat vary with each mouth shape.
*When Homestar walks into Marshmallow's Last Stand, you hear nothing even though there is a bell attached to the door. The bell can be seen when Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are shown from the side.
*Both Strong Sad and The Cheat are shown in their older designs in this toon.
*The shadow of the window blinds does not completely match up with the actual window. The straps that hold up the blinds are not seen in the shadow and neither are the drawstrings.
*Strong Bad's sillouette is black, while Homestar's is blue.
*Note some of the following differences from the finished version in the unfinished version:
**Strong Bad says "Thanks for your time" instead of "Get out of my face" at the end.
**Homestar does not pull out his pen and notebook.
**Homestar does not pass Strong Bad his shopping list résumé.
**Homestar walks by in the order left, right, left, instead of always walking to the left.
**Strong Bad waits until ''after'' Homestar sits down in the chair to say, "What the crap were you doing out there?"
**Strong Sad doesn't say "en garde" when he is fighting The Cheat.
**Strong Bad's eyes appear in an older style, without the newer gleam.
**There are no sound effects in the sequence with Strong Sad and The Cheat, as well as the opening typewriter sequence.
**Strong Bad's office door isn't shown at the beginning.
**Strong Bad and Homestar do not move their mouths while talking several times.
**The bushes in the background, particularly in Strong Sad and The Cheat's scene, are drawn in a shorter, less detailed way.
**The words "Marshmallow's Last Stand" and the bell aren't on the door.
**Homestar isn't seen prancing past the window at the end.
**The toon repeats itself.
**The unfinished toon's page URL link is interview2.html when the new one's is interview.html making it seem like the older toon was made after the new one.
**There is no navbar in the unfinished version.
**The table at Marshmallow's Last Stand is textured, unlike the newer version of the toon where it looks smooth,
***When the table is shown from the side view, it looks smooth like the new version.

=== Goofs ===
*The ashtray doesn't rotate with the rest of the Smoky Office.
*Strong Bad's arms are missing during the Smoky Office rotation scene.
*When the camera rotates to in front of Strong Bad, you can see that his body becomes detached from his head. When it's right in front of him, you can see his neck behind his right boxing glove as he's typing.
*The right side (from the viewer's perspective) of Strong Bad's desk in the Smoky Office suddenly disappears when the view of the scene stops rotating.
*Whenever Homestar speaks, his hat bends a little bit and his eyes shapeshift a bit.

===Inside References===
*The location of the interview is [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], which was also featured in an old toon by [[Marshmallow's Last Stand|the same name]].
*Homestar's [[prancing]] and singing is the same as in [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's line, "Yeah, yeah, that'd be great," is likely a reference to the character Bill Lumbergh in the [[Wikipedia:Mike Judge|Mike Judge]] film ''[[Office Space]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad mentions that he enjoys doing [[Wikipedia:Jumble|Jumbles]]. This is also revealed in the email [[caper]], where Strong Bad and The Cheat break into [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar's house]] to steal his Jumbles.
*The room in which Strong Bad is typing on a typewriter is the same as Dangeresque's office in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' Total Journalist, eh, S— Matt, er, Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, it's Homestar!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it's Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You are ''so'' mixed up!

'''MIKE:''' Look at this 3D-ness right here, ''{incomprehensible}'' Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Whoa. Strong Bad has a flat face.

'''MIKE:''' That— we used a— I think we used a jib arm for that, maybe?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A jib— I like the cut of your jib arm, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks. So, uh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look at that! Strong Bad's smoking it out!

'''MIKE:''' You know, we did this interview for a... magazine, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' A maze-a-gheen!

'''MIKE:''' A maze-a-gheen called Metropop and, uh—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I remember! It was Paul Frank!

'''MIKE:''' ...we decided to make a cartoon of it. And originally, it was just exclusive in the magazine; it had the URL, and—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right; it was secretly hidden!

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And then we got away with— with not having to do a cartoon one week!

'''MIKE:''' There you are, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cause this was done. Look; why's my shirt so pink?

'''MIKE:''' It's not quite as red as it is nowadays, is it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' It's more of a magenta.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What gives? Turn up my CMYK, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{softly}'' Right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad's neck seems longer than normal. ''{brief pause, Homestar in the toon says, "My name is Homestar Runner."}'' That's still true!

'''MIKE:''' I know. So, you're interviewing for a job, here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I thought I was. But then—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Have you gotten a job yet?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did! I think. I got hired... yeah, see.

'''MIKE:''' Your... your résumé has dentifrice on it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And beans.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughing}'' Right. I have a lot of experience of experience in both... fields.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Do you have teeth?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm, Mike, let's change the subject abruptly.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There I go! Um, so... why is my silhouette purple?

'''MIKE:''' I— I don't know. It should be— I would prefer it to be black.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. That was tha— Is that how you do it these days?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Sometimes I go to this marshmallow place with Marzipan. ''{brief pause}'' Did you know that?

'''MIKE:''' I— I've seen you there once.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. I said some— ti— one times.

'''MIKE:''' We use that notebook a lot.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' We've used that notebook that you're using a few times since then.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really? What else do I use it?

'''MIKE:''' Well, I know Strong Bad uses it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Uh, a couple times.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. This is unfair.

'''MIKE:''' People always—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I feel like this is mis— mitch-match— mitch-matched.

'''MIKE:''' People always email Strong Bad and ask him to set up the fight between The Cheat and Strong Sad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they just saw it!

'''MIKE:''' But they just saw it! But they still— I don't get it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was in my brains, but they saw it.

'''MIKE:''' It was in your brains?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was a little drippy in there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Watch out. For some cerebral fluids.

'''MIKE:''' That's enough, Homestar. I don't want to talk about you. Or talk to you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding hurt}'' Oh.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:interview.html|watch "The Interview"]]
*[[HR:interview.swf|view the Flash file for "The Interview"]]
*[[HR:interview2.html|watch an unfinished version of "The Interview"]] (not always functional) 
*[[HR:interview2.swf|view the Flash file for the unfinished version of "The Interview"]] (not always functional)

{{subtitlesLinks|interview}}

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The Interview

Poopsmith Z — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:50:33 GMT

Poopsmith Z: Need it be a reference? It's simply stating that the prediction made here turned out eventually to be incorrect. It's well worth noting.

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[[Image:theinterview.png|200px|thumb|'Well, if you take a look at my reh-zoom..."]]

Strong Bad has decided to interview Homestar to find out what "his freakin' problem" is. As expected, the process is quite painful.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Smoky Office]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' 2002

'''Running Time:''' 2:47

'''Page Title:''' Interview

'''Page Title for unfinished version:''' Metro.pop Interview

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

__TOC__

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad on a typewriter in the Smoky Office, which has the words "Strong Bad; Total Journalist" on the window--the 'camera' rotates around Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating, typing}'' Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments, and get down to the chewy caramel center of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by several times while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So, Dumbstar has me meet him in this fruity little marshmallow stand he always goes to. He kept me waiting for a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by, like, five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my résumé ''{pronounces it "[[Foreign Words|reh-zoom]]"}'', you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of any.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ohhhh. Moving on. I've heard that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. ''{Homestar enters and sits down.}'' Now, tell us about your girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my baking, eh? I, like, do enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and — hey, wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair.

''{Cuts to The Field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Cheat would win with both hands duct-taped behind his back, and with little pieces of duct tape covering his eyes, and Strong Sad could have a spear even.

''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, and the spear flies behind the Cheat, cutting the duct tape from his hands as it sticks in the ground. The Cheat then removes the duct tape from his eyes and grabs the spear.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho! Good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around, singing}'' La-dee-la-da-da-da-da-da-da-doo-doo...

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Homestar's grocery list reads: 
<blockquote>eggs 
beans 
five 
dentifrice 
macho nachos 
jam</blockquote>
:*''Dentifrice'' is "a powder, paste, or liquid for cleaning the teeth."

===Remarks===
*This is the first time that Homestar's speech impediment ''and'' [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of arms]] are explicitly mentioned.
*In the [[In Search of the Yello Dello|Yello Dello]] commentary, Strong Bad states that he has never worn oven mitts. However, he does enjoy baking, as revealed by this cartoon and is reinforced in the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|first installment]] of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], as well as [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*When Homestar talks, the edges of his eyes and hat vary with each mouth shape.
*When Homestar walks into Marshmallow's Last Stand, you hear nothing even though there is a bell attached to the door. The bell can be seen when Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are shown from the side.
*Both Strong Sad and The Cheat are shown in their older designs in this toon.
*The shadow of the window blinds does not completely match up with the actual window. The straps that hold up the blinds are not seen in the shadow and neither are the drawstrings.
*Strong Bad's sillouette is black, while Homestar's is blue.
*Note some of the following differences from the finished version in the unfinished version:
**Strong Bad says "Thanks for your time" instead of "Get out of my face" at the end.
**Homestar does not pull out his pen and notebook.
**Homestar does not pass Strong Bad his shopping list résumé.
**Homestar walks by in the order left, right, left, instead of always walking to the left.
**Strong Bad waits until ''after'' Homestar sits down in the chair to say, "What the crap were you doing out there?"
**Strong Sad doesn't say "en garde" when he is fighting The Cheat.
**Strong Bad's eyes appear in an older style, without the newer gleam.
**There are no sound effects in the sequence with Strong Sad and The Cheat, as well as the opening typewriter sequence.
**Strong Bad's office door isn't shown at the beginning.
**Strong Bad and Homestar do not move their mouths while talking several times.
**The bushes in the background, particularly in Strong Sad and The Cheat's scene, are drawn in a shorter, less detailed way.
**The words "Marshmallow's Last Stand" and the bell aren't on the door.
**Homestar isn't seen prancing past the window at the end.
**The toon repeats itself.
**The unfinished toon's page URL link is interview2.html when the new one's is interview.html making it seem like the older toon was made after the new one.
**There is no navbar in the unfinished version.
**The table at Marshmallow's Last Stand is textured, unlike the newer version of the toon where it looks smooth,
***When the table is shown from the side view, it looks smooth like the new version.

=== Goofs ===
*The ashtray doesn't rotate with the rest of the Smoky Office.
*Strong Bad's arms are missing during the Smoky Office rotation scene.
*When the camera rotates to in front of Strong Bad, you can see that his body becomes detached from his head. When it's right in front of him, you can see his neck behind his right boxing glove as he's typing.
*The right side (from the viewer's perspective) of Strong Bad's desk in the Smoky Office suddenly disappears when the view of the scene stops rotating.
*Whenever Homestar speaks, his hat bends a little bit and his eyes shapeshift a bit.

===Inside References===
*The location of the interview is [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], which was also featured in an old toon by [[Marshmallow's Last Stand|the same name]].
*Homestar's [[prancing]] and singing is the same as in [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

===Real-World References===
*Homestar's line, "Yeah, yeah, that'd be great," is likely a reference to the character Bill Lumbergh in the [[Wikipedia:Mike Judge|Mike Judge]] film ''[[Office Space]]''.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad mentions that he enjoys doing [[Wikipedia:Jumble|Jumbles]]. This is also revealed in the email [[caper]], where Strong Bad and The Cheat break into [[Homestar Runner's House|Homestar's house]] to steal his Jumbles.
*The room in which Strong Bad is typing on a typewriter is the same as Dangeresque's office in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*Strong Sad actually beats The Cheat when they encounter each other during Maps and Minions towards the end of [[Strongbadia the Free]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===

('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' Total Journalist, eh, S— Matt, er, Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, it's Homestar!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, it's Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You are ''so'' mixed up!

'''MIKE:''' Look at this 3D-ness right here, ''{incomprehensible}'' Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Whoa. Strong Bad has a flat face.

'''MIKE:''' That— we used a— I think we used a jib arm for that, maybe?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A jib— I like the cut of your jib arm, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks. So, uh...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look at that! Strong Bad's smoking it out!

'''MIKE:''' You know, we did this interview for a... magazine, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' A maze-a-gheen!

'''MIKE:''' A maze-a-gheen called Metropop and, uh—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I remember! It was Paul Frank!

'''MIKE:''' ...we decided to make a cartoon of it. And originally, it was just exclusive in the magazine; it had the URL, and—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right; it was secretly hidden!

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And then we got away with— with not having to do a cartoon one week!

'''MIKE:''' There you are, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' 'Cause this was done. Look; why's my shirt so pink?

'''MIKE:''' It's not quite as red as it is nowadays, is it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' It's more of a magenta.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What gives? Turn up my CMYK, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{softly}'' Right.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad's neck seems longer than normal. ''{brief pause, Homestar in the toon says, "My name is Homestar Runner."}'' That's still true!

'''MIKE:''' I know. So, you're interviewing for a job, here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I thought I was. But then—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Have you gotten a job yet?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did! I think. I got hired... yeah, see.

'''MIKE:''' Your... your résumé has dentifrice on it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And beans.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughing}'' Right. I have a lot of experience of experience in both... fields.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Do you have teeth?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm, Mike, let's change the subject abruptly.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There I go! Um, so... why is my silhouette purple?

'''MIKE:''' I— I don't know. It should be— I would prefer it to be black.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. That was tha— Is that how you do it these days?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Sometimes I go to this marshmallow place with Marzipan. ''{brief pause}'' Did you know that?

'''MIKE:''' I— I've seen you there once.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. I said some— ti— one times.

'''MIKE:''' We use that notebook a lot.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' We've used that notebook that you're using a few times since then.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really? What else do I use it?

'''MIKE:''' Well, I know Strong Bad uses it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Uh, a couple times.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. This is unfair.

'''MIKE:''' People always—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I feel like this is mis— mitch-match— mitch-matched.

'''MIKE:''' People always email Strong Bad and ask him to set up the fight between The Cheat and Strong Sad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But they just saw it!

'''MIKE:''' But they just saw it! But they still— I don't get it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was in my brains, but they saw it.

'''MIKE:''' It was in your brains?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It was a little drippy in there.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Watch out. For some cerebral fluids.

'''MIKE:''' That's enough, Homestar. I don't want to talk about you. Or talk to you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding hurt}'' Oh.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:interview.html|watch "The Interview"]]
*[[HR:interview.swf|view the Flash file for "The Interview"]]
*[[HR:interview2.html|watch an unfinished version of "The Interview"]] (not always functional) 
*[[HR:interview2.swf|view the Flash file for the unfinished version of "The Interview"]] (not always functional)

{{subtitlesLinks|interview}}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

SBCG4AP Dev Blog

Poopsmith Z — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:36:15 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* 04 Nov 2008 */

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[[Image:Dev Blog logo.png|thumb|300px|From the desk of Strong Bad.]]
[[Strong Bad]] regularly updates a '''Developer's Blog''' on the [[Telltale Games]] website to promote ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''.

== Blog Entries ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Date !! Title !! Description !! Currently Playing:
|-id="Deep Trax"
|[[Image: |100px]]|| 04 Nov 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-19|Deep Trax]]''' || Strong Bad offers up longer versions of the songs sampled in [[Baddest Of The Bands]]. ([http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_deeptracks.swf View the Flash file.]) || "These seven inches stupid!"
|-id="Total Cop Out"
| [[Image:Marzyboom.png|100px]]|| 15 Sept 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-18|Total Cop Out]]''' || Strong Bad retools the decapitation game to be an exploding collar game. ([http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_collar.swf View the Flash file.])|| "''[[Wikipedia:My Aquarium|My Aquarium]]'' (hey wait! you can't even give these fish ICK! where's the fun in that?)"
|-id="Cheat Codes"
| [[Image:Sbdev_moosehead.png|100px]]|| 11 Aug 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-16|Cheat Codes]]''' || Strong Bad reveals some fake cheat codes for SBCG4AP. || "Um, duh?"
|-id="Videlectricks"
|[[Image:Sbdev videlectrix render.jpg|100px]]|| 23 Jul 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-15|Videlectricks]]''' || Videlectrix writes to Strong Bad about their treatment by Telltale Games. || "4 player ''[[Wikipedia:Warlords (video game)|Warlords]]''. Paddles man, paddles."
|-id="Large Decap Latte"
| [[Image:Marzychop.PNG|100px]]|| 10 Jul 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-14|Large Decap Latte]]''' || Strong Bad is disappointed that his game didn't get a Mature rating. So he has some poorly created [[Severed Body Parts|decapitations]] to make up for it. ([http://www.telltalegames.com/imagedb/sbdev_decap.swf View the Flash file.])|| "[[Badminton]]. It's nice out."
|-id="O Contest, Mii Contest"
| [[Image:Sbmii.png|100px]]|| 26 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-13|O Contest, Mii Contest]]''' || Strong Bad has his own comments about the [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-348 Telltale Mii Contest]. || "''[[Wikipedia:Metal Storm (video game)|Metal Storm]]'' (best death explosion ever)"
|-id="Payable Demo!"
| [[Image:SBCG4AP Tech Demo.png|100px]]|| 10 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-12|Payable Demo!]]''' || Strong Bad shows off his [[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|"playable demo"]]. ([http://files.telltalegames.com/strongbad/videos/sbdev_demo2.swf View the Flash file]) || "''[[Wikipedia:Gold Rush!|Gold Rush!]]'' (lost the manual, anyone know when Sutter's Mill was built?)"
|-id="End Boss Feature"
| [[Image:sbdev box in.jpg|100px]]|| 04 Jun 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-11|End Boss Feature]]''' || Strong Bad discusses stickers, game features, and marketing. || "''[[Wikipedia: Abadox|Abodox]]'' (I refuse to believe that logo says 'Abadox')"
|-id="Concept Art is a SCAM!"
| [[Image:Devblog05-21-08.PNG|100px]]|| 21 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-9|Concept Art is a SCAM!]]''' || Strong Bad bemoans Telltale's decision to take the game visuals in a different direction. || "''[[Wikipedia:Viking Child|The Viking Child]]'' for [[Wikipedia: Atari Lynx|LYNX]]. Best Handheld Ever Man."
|-id="The Endinning of The End"
| [[Image:Sbdev rhonda.jpg|100px]]|| 14 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-8|The Endinning of the End]]''' || Strong Bad hates the French horn. || "''[[Wikipedia:Lost Eden|Lost Eden]]'' (the dinosaurs look REAL!)"
|-id="Logos Please"
| [[Image:Sbdev logos.jpg|100px]] || 7 May 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-7|Logos Please]]''' || Strong Bad explains that video game success is proportional to the number of logos before the title screen. || "''[[Wikipedia:Trojan (video game)|Trojan]]'' (they still have cartoon sticks of TNT in the post-apocalyptic future!)"
|-id="New Screenshots!"
|[[Image:DevBlog042408.png|100px]] || 24 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-6|New Screenshots!]]''' || Strong Bad shows off some new screen shots of the upcoming game... that have been altered slightly. || "[[Not X|Not]] [[MS Paint]]"
|-id="Anadigilogital"
| [[Image:Sbdev mig29 front.jpg|100px]] || 17 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-5|Anadigilogital]]''' || Strong Bad complains about the game's lack of box art and dipswitches. || "[[Wikipedia:Star Wars: Rebel Assault|''Rebel Assault 1'']] (from a time when nasty looking full motion video was the future of gaming!)"
|-id="Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew"
| [[Image:Puzzmaster.jpg|100px]] || 10 Apr 2008 || '''[[SBCG4AP:devblog/id-4|Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew]]''' || Strong Bad decries the Telltale Team's rejection of his game ideas. || "[http://www.gamespot.com/nes/action/wagyanland/index.html ''Wagyan Land''] (the end boss is a word game!)"
|-
|}

== Fun Facts ==
===04 Nov 2008===
*The cover of the single "My Face Don't Put Needles In It" by [[Cool Tapes]] features [[Poodonkis]].
*"My Face Don't Put Needles In It" was not included in [[Baddest Of The Bands]]. Another song by the Cool Tapes featuring [[Marshie]] called "Doin The Wigglie" was in the game, but is not included here.

===15 Sept 2008===
*In this dev blog entry, The Poopsmith is dressed as a [[The Municipality|Poopertrooper]]. Besides the exploding collars and different sound effects, this is the only change between this Flash file and the original from Large Decap Latte.
*The explosion animation is the same one used in [[Theme Song Video]].

===11 Aug 2008===
*Strong Bad mentions [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family|Pom Pom's dad]], along with [[Trivia Time]] and [[Grumblecakes]].
*The Wii Shop channel is referenced, along with its downloading screen, which features [[Mario]] collecting coins.
*Soda Popinski is one of the opponents in the [[Nintendo|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Punch-Out!!|Punch-Out!!]].

===23 Jul 2008===
*The Cheat was previously referred to as a "yellow dog" in [[army]], and was also called "The Squeak" (labeled as such in the image) in [[hiding]].

===10 Jul 2008===
*[[Wikipedia:Entertainment Software Rating Board|ESRB]] is an organization created for rating video games. "ESRB" actually stands for "Entertainment Software Rating Board".
*The Dev Blog entry has every main character [[Death|die]] in it.
*This is another instance of [[Strong Sad's Severed head|Strong Sad being decapitated]].
*In the Flash file, if you click play (after clicking on a button), it will show [[Strong Bad]]'s head being decapitated off of the previously clicked character's body. Additionally, that same "half Strong Bad" is also seen outside the frame of the menu.

===26 Jun 2008===
*The blog entry's title refers to [[Wikipedia:O Captain! My Captain!|O Captain! My Captain!]].
*The characters the Miis are supposed to look like are, in order, Marzipan, The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Bubs.
*Strong Bad sees the Marzipan Mii as [[Wikipedia:Alice the Goon|Alice the Goon]], a character from the [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]] series.

===10 Jun 2008===
*Strong Bad mentions a giant novelty toothbrush, which was also mentioned by Homestar Runner in [[from work]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lemonade Stand|''Lemonade Stand'']] is an early educational computer program, where players had to set the price for their lemonade depending on conditions.
*Strong Bad's request for the manual is because, like many [[Wikipedia:Sierra Entertainment|Sierra]] games of the era, the game would periodically ask for certain words or facts from the manual as a form of copy protection.
**[[WIkipedia:Sutter's Mill|Sutter's Mill]] was built in 1847.
*Phensics is a [[portmanteau]].

===04 Jun 2008===
*Entry includes examples of [[deliberately poor English]].

===21 May 2008 ===
*Strong Bad refers to bull[[style]].
*Strong Bad also says that the "Smelly Guy" has "several months' worth of empty cans of [[Minor Foods#Bull Honkey|Bull Honkey]].
*Strong Bad's concept art was seen at the end of the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]].

===14 May 2008===
*The game Strong Bad is complaining about is ''[[Wikipedia:Pitfall II: Lost Caverns|Pitfall II: Lost Caverns]]''. Frogs and balloons were two of the new features in the game, as well as unlimited lives.
*Strong Bad should know that the "silver french horn" is a scorpion, as he positively identified it as such in the commentary of [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].
*"Endinning" is a [[portmanteau]] of "end" (or "ending") and "beginning."

=== 24 Apr 2008 ===
*Strong Bad alters a screenshot from the game and claims that it's a dating sim featuring [[Wikipedia:Kate Pierson|Kate Pierson]] of [[Wikipedia:The B-52's|the B-52's]].
*One of Strong Bad's fake screencaps reveals that Homestar's innards are filled with "Strawberry Quik". "Quik" was the original name of [[Wikipedia:Nestlé|Nestlé]]'s flavored milk drink [[Wikipedia:Nesquik|Nesquik]].
*Strong Bad claims to launch a "heat-seeking [[Wikipedia:Three Stooges|3-Stooges]] eye-poker missile" in his game. The hallmark slapstick comedy of the Stooges often included eye-poking.
*Strong Bad calls the game a "Raise-Your-Own-Pony-and-Sell-it-to-the-Glue-Factory" game. This is a reference to [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]].

=== 17 Apr 2008 ===

*''[[Wikipedia:Mig 29 Soviet Fighter|Mig 29 Soviet Fighter]]'' is an unlicensed game for the [[Nintendo#NES|NES]]. The switch on the back of the game triggers a [http://kevtris.org/mappers/lockout/camerica.html voltage spike] intended to temporarily disable the NES's [[Wikipedia:10NES|lock-out chip]] so that the unlicensed game can be played on an official console.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad's Spelling|uses "it's" in place of "its"]] even though he considers people who do this to be [[local news|scalawags]].

=== 10 Apr 2008 ===

*The blocky 3D Strong Bad head in the [[Wikipedia:Sudoku|sudoku]] puzzmaster picture is most likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Dr. Kawashima|Dr. Kawashima's]] representation in the [[Wikipedia:Brain Age|Brain Age]] series, which included sudoku in the North American version of its first installment. Dr. Kawashima's head also sometimes used an expression similar to Strong Bad's in the game.
**[[Wikipedia:NPR|NPR]]'s program [[Wikipedia:Weekend Edition|Weekend Edition Sunday]] includes a weekly segment with [[Wikipedia:Will Shortz|Will Shortz]], puzzle constructor (including [http://nymag.com/arts/all/features/17244/ Sudoku]), [[Wikipedia:The New York Times|New York Times]] puzzle editor, and referred to by NPR as the "[http://www.npr.org/templates/people/?typeId=1#S Puzzlemaster]".
*Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the Telltale offices gets "[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]"
*The title makes a reference to the book [http://www.amazon.com/Nobody-Listens-Andrew-Elizabeth-Guilfoile/dp/0590093185 ''Nobody Listens to Andrew''].
*Unlike the other dev blog images, the [[Videlectrix:vii/puzzmaster.jpg|puzzmaster image]] is hosted on the [[Viidelectrix]] site.

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]

==External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:devblog|Read Strong Bad's Dev Blog]]

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Strong Sad Evolution

Poopsmith Z — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:42:06 GMT

Poopsmith Z: undid revision 599638; Discussed it on the discussion page. (Of all places!)

[[Strong Sad]]'s design hasn't changed much. His arms have been changing in size and his voice has gotten higher. He has also grown less depressed.
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:Sketchbook_Six.PNG|150px]]
| Early Strong Sad sketches || Sept. 1996 || [[Sketchbook (museum)]]|| N/A
|-
| [[Image:Sketchbook_Seven.PNG|150px]]
| More early Strong Sad sketches || Sept. 1996 || [[Sketchbook (museum)]] || N/A
|-
| [[Image:Sketchbook_Eight.PNG|150px]]
| Even more early Strong Sad sketches || Sept. 1996 || [[Sketchbook (museum)]]; ''[[flashback]]'' (bottom right); ''[[Main Page 20]]'' (bottom right) ''[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]'' (bottom right)|| N/A
|-
| [[Image:originalstrongsad.png|150px]]
| The first design || 2000 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]; [[Old Characters Page]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] (in photo); ''[[virus]]''; ''[[lady...ing]]'' || N/A
|-
| [[Image:oldstrongsad.png|150px]]
| The second design || 2000 || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]; [[Strong Libs]]
| He has a more realistic design, his eyes are further apart, he has longer arms and his belly button is shaded now.
|-
| [[Image:oldishstrongsad.png|150px]]
| The third design || 2000 || [[Theme Song Video]]; [[Yearbook Character Page]] [[Homestarloween Party]], [[A Holiday Greeting]]; [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[The Luau]]; [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]; [[depressio]]; [[The Interview]] || He has a colored outline and shorter arms. His body is a lighter shade of grey than before.
|-
| [[Image:newstrongsad.png|150px]] || The fourth design || 2001 || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Where's The Cheat?]]; various [[Strong Bad Emails]] from [[stand-up]] to [[radio]]; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]; [[Main Page 16]]; [[Homsar Main Page]]; [[A Decemberween Pageant]]; [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]; [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]; [[Experimental Film]]; [[Halloween Fairstival]]; [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || He's rounder, his eyes are more glossy, his outline is thicker, his head is bigger, his body is slightly darker, he has much more advanced shading, his mouth has a different shape and movement style in the toons from [[gimmicks]] on, and his voice more "delicate" than just "tired-sounding".
|-
| [[Image:newerstrongsad.PNG|150px]] || The fifth design || 2005 || Various [[Strong Bad Emails]] from [[origins]] to current; toons from [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] to [[DNA Evidence]]; Main Pages [[Main Page 23|23]] and [[Main Page 24|24]]; [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] || His legs are closer together, his front arm is longer, his shading is slightly different, he has a thicker, darker outline, his head is a slightly different shape and his eyes are a little further apart. Beginning in 2007, Strong Sad has become more self-confident and actively defends himself on occassion.
|}

[[Category:Character Evolution]]

Talk:Strong Sad Evolution

Poopsmith Z — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:41:24 GMT

Poopsmith Z: /* New look from rated */

The early Sb Email Strong sad has not less fingers, he's just holding the postcard in a weird way! His thumbs are behind it. Dont you think?
*Don't you know typeing? Anyway, good point, well made.

Why don't we know the months of all Strong Sad skethes?

Uh, we do. If you look next to them, it says when they were made. What are you talking aboot? -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

== Another Evolution? ==

Does it seem to anyone that in the Saddy Dumpington cartoon, Strong Sad evolved some more? I mean, his body looked a bit fatter and his head just seemed generally different. --Bluelite
:I thought the same thing. Somebody who's good with evolution should take a look at that. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 00:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
There's definitely a difference. I set it up, but it needs a tad more info... - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]''''' 16:38, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:I see it too. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:40, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
::'''EDIT:''' Now that I think about it a little more, are we really seeing new versions, or are they just moving his arms and legs to have him be facing slightly different directions? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:06, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:Well, I think the fourth and fifth are different. I'm not sure about the Folky Tale one. - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

He's just standing in different poses and looking in different directions. It's not an evolution.

:I agree with the guy above me. I see absolutely no difference in the two character designs. {{User:Gafaddict/sig}} 22:22, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

:The picture can't be from A Folky Tale. Strong Sad was on the other side of the circle and you could see the rope. There has to be another cartoon with him like this.----Strongglad.

::No, it's from Folky Tale. I just switched the image around so it matched the others. - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]'''''

:Well, in a Folky Tale when he stared at the rope he looked up at it, but when he talked to Coach Z, his eyes and head were lined up with his. I think the evolution is that now he looks at people when he talks to them and not just downwards.-Strongglad

I think so too, but we'll need more proof in future toons to find out for sure. - '''''[[User:Joshua|Joshua]]''''' 23:57, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

:Maybe we can look when his next appearance comes.--Strongglad

No, that can't be right. There are definitely a couple of differences other than his head. See, his legs are also closer together. --Bluelite

It looks like Strong Sad looking at people when he talks to them was only in A Folky Tale. In TrogdorCon 97, he's back to looking downwards--Strongglad

==Lighter==
I don't want to start an edit war here. Please tell us why Strong Sad is lighter. He seems to be the same weight. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 22:45, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:Heh. I think they mean color, not weight. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:47, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

::Ahhhhhhhhh {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 22:50, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Strong Sad's Mouth ==

When did it change? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:34, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
:The earliest I traced the change to was gimmicks. It's not as frown-shaped and there's also a difference in the way it moves when he talks. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 22:24, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

== New look from One Two, One Two? ==

Wouldn't anyone agree that the way Strong Sad's right leg looks is different from the images included in the article? I'm just saying that his lower body and upper legs are kinda fused together. What you saw in [[One Two, One Two]] is Strong Sad's right side. I guess we should wait for another toon or sbemail with Strong Sad in it to come up.

== New look from [[rated]] ==

His knees, they're all-a swirly-like. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 11:15, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
::I'll add it. [[User:D&d greg|D&d greg]] 20:41, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Not an evolution - the new shading and stuff only appeared in environment and rated, when he was holding a sign. -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

How are his hands more realistic? They look the same to me... {{User:Religious Corn/sig}} 19:09, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Can we please remove it? :D -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]

No more comments? Okay, taking it down. -[[User:Poopsmith Z|Poopsmith Z]]