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Talk:independent

ReverendTed — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:52:23 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Nitpicky? */ Inconsistent!

== New evolution. ==

I think Strong Sad has a new look in this email. [[User:MICGAGUH]]
:No, he doesn't. That happened last week. but, for some reason, he switches between his old and new design. the old one shows up when he films the dead plant. then, when he graps the monopoly money, he has his new, more realistic hands. this goes on throughout the rest of the toon.--{{User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake/sig}} 13:44, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

== 404'd? ==

Is anyone else getting 404'd when they try to watch this?--[[User:DJmankiewicz|DJmankiewicz]] 12:22, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:Yep, I definitely am. Even with OpenDNS Servers. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 13:01, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:I had to manually change my encoding to UTF-8. There's an accented character in the title bar, and without a proper doctype declaration, some browsers get tripped up. [[Special:Contributions/114.243.125.154|114.243.125.154]] 13:27, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::Already Unicode UTF-8 sadly. By the way, How can I change the source of a page I can't see? {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 13:29, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:::You wanna use a proxy. Something like [http://www.fast-box.net FastBox].[[Special:Contributions/86.138.180.185|86.138.180.185]] 14:13, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::::That page you linked seems to be under construction sadly. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 14:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::::: "Fast Box Dot Net: It's Dot Com!" Changed it.
:::::: thank you, but the proxy can't seem to show a correct compe email menu. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 14:59, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:I can't see either! Maybe it's cause I'm a different time-zone or something. It's pretty early here on the west coast.

I'm also getting 404'd. Furthermore, when I visit homestarrunner.com, there's no mention of a new e-mail on the main page, and the Strong Bad E-mails list is the Corpy Remote with 'imaginary' listed as the most recent. I wonder if this is related to the truncated quote of the day file some of us were getting. Can someone who is successfully loading the site tell us what IP address homestarrunner.com is resolving to? -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 14:28, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::I'm getting a 404 error, and the main page says last updated 8/3. and i live about 3 hours from tbc in the same time zone. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 14:41, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:The IP address resolved to 69.59.23.70 over here.
:Here's my feedback from ping in bash, if you're interested.
<pre>$ ping www.homestarrunner.com
PING homestarrunner.com (69.59.23.70): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 69.59.23.70: icmp_seq=0 ttl=110 time=67.201 ms
64 bytes from 69.59.23.70: icmp_seq=1 ttl=110 time=111.975 ms
64 bytes from 69.59.23.70: icmp_seq=2 ttl=110 time=135.219 ms
64 bytes from 69.59.23.70: icmp_seq=3 ttl=110 time=158.845 ms
^C
--- homestarrunner.com ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 packets received, 0% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 67.201/118.310/158.845/33.843 ms
</pre> {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 14:36, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:translation please?
::You can access the toon at [http://69.59.23.70/sbemail203.swf http://69.59.23.70/sbemail203.swf] if you can't access the site via [http://homestarrunner.com http://homestarrunner.com]. Wait...that gives me a bad hostname error...never mind. An IP address, in this case, is the other "name" of the website is. We could have used it to access the Flash file of the sbemail, but here it doesn't work. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 14:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::: Here is my traceroute:
<pre>
traceroute to homestarrunner.com (69.59.23.70), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets
1 192.168.1.1 (192.168.1.1) 1.771 ms * *
2 10.139.192.1 (10.139.192.1) 7.923 ms * *
3 * * *
4 * * *
5 * * *
6 * 64.127.129.13 (64.127.129.13) 14.557 ms 13.837 ms
7 * * *
8 * * *
9 * * *
10 * * *
11 * * unknown.carohosting.net (69.59.23.70) 43.618 ms
</pre>
:::Care of {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 14:59, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::Strange, I get the same IP address (69.59.23.70). ''What gives?'' -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 15:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
Oh, hey. It's working for me, now, though I did notice that the sbmails menu doesn't come up at all. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 15:38, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Working for me now too. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 17:07, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::::yeah, i've got it too. even before the wiki came back up. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 17:11, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

== Error ==
[[File:broken finger.JPG|thumb]]
Strong Sad's finger is screwed up here

So yeah. --{{User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake/sig}} 14:10, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:We got it now. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 14:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:: I don't see it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:51, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
If you do the same thing with your hand, it looks pretty much like SS's hand. There's a crease at the base of the middle finger such that it could look detached, especially in animated form.[[Special:Contributions/146.122.71.68|146.122.71.68]] 17:00, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

== Softer Keypresses ==

Not sure whether this would be mentioned here, or just on the Compé page, but to me it sounds like the Compé has softer\smoother keypress sounds than previous Compys. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 16:03, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:I noticed that too--{{User:Crudely Drawn Cupcake/sig}} 16:30, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

== Choosy users choose single references ==

<blockquote>"Evil Moms choose Evil Gif" is a play on the sentence "Choosy developers choose GIF", which itself is a play on Jif peanut butter tag line, "Choosy Moms choose Jif"). Choosy developers choose GIF is a rumored sentence that CompuServe Developers, who created the GIF format, said around the office. </blockquote>

Problem is, he says "Moms", not "Developers", which means it's actually closer to the original than the "developers" line (since he pronounces Gif the same way as "Jif"). I say either footnote the "developers" bit or nix it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:45, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:Nix it. Both the line from the email and the developers bit are references to the peanut butter, but I doubt the line from the email is intentionally referencing the developers bit. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:28, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::Looks like [[User:Wbwolf|someone]] beat us to the punch. It's already nixed. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:30, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:Wait, Jay, do you pronounce .gif with a hard g as in "Gifford"? -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 23:11, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::No. But [[website|Strong Bad's been known to]] [[isp|get confused on the subject.]] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:47, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

== Short Answer, Long Answer ==

Should it be noted that that joke was done essentially verbatim in the Spore episode of Zero Punctuation? -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.135|128.103.10.135]] 00:35, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:I also thought about it, and I think it should stay on the page, but somehow I have a feeling the the long NOOOO have earlier sources. I found this [http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/s/short_answer.asp cartoon], but it doesn't have the source year. The Zero Punctuation came out on 17 September 2008, And the long answer joke is the first and most notable one in the video review. It's so exaggerated that it's repeated before the end credits. So, does anybody have a different, more TBC-style source for the joke, or are we going to claim "originality" here? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 04:42, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
::I don't think it should stay on. It's an old joke, and I don't think that something from 2008 should be sited as the original. I found a post on gamespot from Jan 2 2008 that used it and a Yahoo answer from 2 years ago that used it. I just think that citing that review as the source is ill informed unless TBC say they got it from there.--[[Special:Contributions/98.223.125.74|98.223.125.74]] 05:02, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Yeah, the first time I heard it was in Jon Stewart's [http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-september-6-2005/intro---hurricane-katrina monologue] on whether the U.S. government bungled its handling of Hurricane Katrina on the September 6, 2005 edition of The Daily Show. I don't know if the joke is older than that, but ZP's use is not the first, the funniest, or the most widely heard.[[User:Tirian|Tirian]] 16:26, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:I don't think this joke was inspired by ZP's. ZP's is obnoxiously long, Strong Bad's is only long enough for it to be funny. [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 11:58, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

== Gnome stomped? ==

I noticed the first wallpaper (the grass one) here looked like one of the GNOME Wallpapers.

For proof, I have the image here: [[File:Gnomewallp.jpg|thumb|Any resamplance to this?]]

Willimm

== Zero Punctuation? ==

Strongbad's "short answer/long answer" is pretty much exactly the same as a ZP video a while back for Spore:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/218-Spore (usually has a good bit of swearing in it, so most likely nsfw)

Think it's worth mentioning as a real-world reference? Or too vague?
:See the conversation two sections up. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 06:29, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Whoops, how did I miss that? Sorry!

== Juno ==

The opening of the "indie film" is very much like the opening to Juno; with the little-known band soundtrack and pencil drawings filling in the scenes etc. I leave the edit in your hands if you deem it worthy.

== Nitpicky? ==

DeFender just reverted the following fact because "it's a cartoon and this is too nitpicky."

<nowiki>*It's odd that Strong Bad didn't notice the desktop before, since he would have had to gone in earlier to set up his e-mail account.</nowiki>

I, however, contend that Remarks are for being nitpicky, and that's why this isn't a goof. Plus, it's something I didn't immediately notice when I was watching the email. Thoughts? --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 19:26, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:He's never had to set up an email client before, it always just works from the program strongbad_email.exe which seems to be a client hard-coded to strong bad's email. So that same program is now an icon on the GUI. no problem. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:30, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
::Or it's possible The Cheat sets it up for him, or Bubs, or whoever has any sort of experience with technology. The point is, though, most likely outside of cartoons Strong Bad would have had to get on the computer to set up his account, and therefore I think it's remarkable. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 19:41, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:::As i just said, no he wouldn't, he'd just have had to install that program, which doesn't necessarily require accessing the computer (perhaps it comes standard with the operating system) {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:43, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:In a similar vein, it seems strange that Strong Bad would be surprised that the desktop is "actual graphics" when he's obviously familiar with the "24-bit .png with alpha channel." -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 20:52, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

== Possible Fun Fact? ==

Which category should this one go under (I was thinking either Explanations or Real-World References)? Or is it completely unnecessary?

*The car shown in the intro to Pom Pom's indie film is actually a 2007-2008 [[Wikipedia:Nissan Maxima|Nissan Maxima]].
**The car also got 21 City/28 Highway MPG in 2007 and 19 City/25 Highway MPG in 2008.

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Talk:independent

ReverendTed — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:11:50 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Choosy users choose single references */ Freak!

Talk:independent

ReverendTed — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:03:02 GMT

ReverendTed: /**/Softer Keypresses

Talk:Compé

ReverendTed — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:56:43 GMT

ReverendTed: /**/Softer Keypresses

Tip: Since it will probably be necessary in the near futuré, you can type the é by holding Alt, typing 130 on your numeric keypad, and releasing Alt. This beats having to hunt it down to copy/pasté. --[[User:Emtu|Emtu]] 17:23, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:Or try pressing Ctrl and Shift at the same time, and then pressing the / key. Result: é. To switch back to the standard keyboard mode, press Ctrl and Shift at the same time until pressing / results in /. {{User:That'sBupkis/sig}} 17:44, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::Bupkis, that method's not working for me. i'm pretty sure Alt-130 is the best way. (this has to be on the keypad, it doesn't work on the numbers above the letters) {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 17:48, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, my keyboard lacks a keypad, so the Crtl and Shift method was likely made as an alternative. {{User:That'sBupkis/sig}} 17:54, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Also, you can make it by entering &eacute;. It shows up in the Wikicode as that, but it looks like é on the page. Some people's editors have been known to do bad things with unusual characters and translate them into gibberish or "normal" characters, so this method should generally be safer; it used to be the standard here, but that may have changed. So be extra careful of people accidentally turning "Compé" into "Compe" or "Comp&53" or something like that; "Compé" shouldn't have that problem. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::::PS. While it's obviously unsuitable for the name of the page, the "&eacute;" version of é should be link-friendly, like this: [[Compé]]. --still {{User:Jay/sig}} 19:12, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::<s>Jay, that's the one method i really don't want to see on the wiki.</s> it takes up 8 times the amount of space the other one does. <s>Everyone else: Let it be known that if you use that method, it will likely be changed to the real é. (i would anyway, and i [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Comp%C3%A9&diff=prev&oldid=665352 have] on this page already.)</s> Another thing you can do is Alt-0233 on the keypad. not sure why there are two different keypad systems, or why one is much bigger than the other... {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 19:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Actually, it's wiki policy and all-around good practice to use html codes for special characters. So that's the ONLY method we should see on this wiki. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:43, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I suspected as much. As I said: some people's editors do weird things to "unusual" characters. I've seen this happen accidentally even from regular users. The html codes are 100% safe. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:47, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Well, i saw it last night and it hurt my head. i'm not about to force everyone else to use a certain method; you may certainly use whatever method works for you. I'm sorry if the last post came across more harsh than i meant for it to, just saying that if i see it, i'll probably change it. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 19:52, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::No, '''do not''' change it from &eacute;. If you see that, '''leave it be'''. '''This is an order.''' --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::while i did see this coming, it doesn't seem like favoring one method or the other is harmful at all. however, i will attempt to obey as long as you say "if you see é, don't change it to &eacute;". The only thing is, it still seems to me like a 1-byte method is infinitesimally better than an 8-byte method. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:12, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::I'd like to wait for the input of [[User:It's dot com|someone higher on the totem pole than me]], but I'm not promising that. I'm attempting to find an example of the problem caused by special characters, but actual usage of special characters is rare enough that it's hard. I know there was one with the "½" character (it was printed as an actual character and one person's edit inadvertently turned it into "1/2", which then looked all wrong.) Problem is, providing the link will be difficult, as that happened years ago, and I think (not sure) it was on the [[Strong Bad Email]] page, which has skrillions upon kajillions upon hundreds of edits. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:20, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::(edit conflict) Sorry, it should always use the html code. It SHOULD be changed if it's the other way in the code. And "[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/infinitesimal?r=75 infinitesimal]" is right. The difference in space is negligible. The difference in functionality outweighs it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:21, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::I'm inclined to disagree. With the ever-increasing adoption of Unicode, I find the use of straight characters much more convenient than html codes (which I find harder to memorize) and they make the wikicode easier to read. Issues like the ½ turned into "1/2" may have been a bug, or lack of knowledge by the editor (where the html-code version would fare no better). An example of a page with issues is [[:Category:Señor Filmography]] on [[Special:UncategorizedCategories]] which I'd consider a Mediawiki bug that should be fixed. Nevertheless I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with using html codes, but if we were to "enforce" some "standard" here, I'd opt for inline characters in lieu of html codes. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 20:36, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::(edit conflict for at least the 5th time today) ok ok ok, i'm not going to change them, unless there are, say, 128 odd characters on a page, and it would save 3/4 of a kilobyte to write it the short way. so basically, since that is quite unlikely to happen, i probably won't ever anymore. so can't all the methods be accepted? Right now where i would like to stand is: Anyone may use whatever method they want to write the character, and they will not be tampered with. i remember seeing some sort of weird hexadecimal code once in the url bar that was even harder on the eyes than &egrave; on the [[-èd]] page. {{User:The Knights Who Say Ni/sig}} 20:40, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Page titles are a different matter; they're harder to change by accident. That's the real problem. (Stux, the ½ → 1/2 problem was not a deliberate edit on the part of the editor. Bug? Yeah, probably, but since it's not on our end, best to pre-empt it.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:27, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
:AHA! [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Teen_Girl_Squad&diff=prev&oldid=78667 Found it!] Took long enough. Actually, that one was never updated to the proper formatting, I now notice, but that is an example of the problem I indicated. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:06, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
:BTW, even accented letters used to glitch out when we switched formats. Looking at certain very old revisions of existing pages shows that certain letters get "?"ed out. Look at the "What Links Here" page on [[Señor]] to see an example; I saw some of this, too, when attempting to go through old edits today. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:19, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
::I think this discussion is more important than just this one page... so I've started a section on [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Raw characters vs HTML entities|HRWiki talk:Standards]] about it. I suggest we continue discussing this over there. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:30, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

==Ac''é''r?==
Is it just me, or does the Compé's logo, with the "pé" in itallics, mimic Acer's logo, which has it's "e" in itallics? Mind you, as I type, I'm using one of their flat-screen monitors, which is the Compé's signiture feature, so maybe the desgin similarity is intentional...? {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 14:19, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

== Window Manager/Desktop Environment/Operating System ==

Don't assume it's a new operating system. It could be the same operating system (updated even) just plastered with a new desktop environment and/or window manager. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 15:11, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

== Softer Keypresses ==

Is it just me, or does the Compé have a softer\smoother keypress sound? -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 15:56, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Talk:independent

ReverendTed — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:38:46 GMT

ReverendTed: /* 404'd? */ Working

Talk:independent

ReverendTed — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:32:22 GMT

ReverendTed: /* 404'd? */ Same IP

Talk:independent

ReverendTed — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:28:08 GMT

ReverendTed: /* 404'd? */ Also broke

79 Seconds Left

ReverendTed — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:01:45 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Inside References */ Leg vs Leg, doing vs doing

{{toonnav|Shorts|79secondsleft|Pistols For Pandas|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:79 Seconds Left Screenshot.PNG|thumb|"No, you knee-wetters!"]]
Homestar and Strong Sad pour water on their knees while Strong Bad attempts to change his name.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 18, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 0:79 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]] (1:19), 1:25 actual

'''Page Title:''' Please to be committing, comrade!

==Transcript==
''{Title card: 79 seconds left! Music plays softly in the background}''

''{Cut to The Field. Homestar Runner and Strong Sad are sitting with their knees up. A glass of water is sitting next to Strong Sad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, just go for it, you know. You just move forward, commit to yourself, ''{Strong Sad nods}'' and go, for, it!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay, I think I'll take a chance.

''{Strong Sad pours some of the water onto his knee.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' It tickles!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You see? That's what I was talking about, man. ''{closeup of Homestar}'' Water, on, the knee. Commit to it!

''{record scratch sound; music stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your pathetic ''{cut back to wider shot, with Strong Bad now visible standing on a wooden chair}'' conversation ''pales'' in comparison to the one you are about to be a part of.

''{close up of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh great, I can't wait.

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I finally committed to it. I've talked about it for years, but I'm finally moving forward! ''{zip pan to a low shot of Strong Bad with a yellow background}'' You're all going to have to start calling me "The Ledge" from now on!

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, The Ledge From Now On. Would you like to join our wet knee gumption club?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, just "The Ledge".

''{wider shot of all three}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The Ledge? Like ledge of a cliff?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You mean, like, short for leg?

''{close up of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' A-''lleged'' ladies' man?

''{close up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed}'' Short for leg?

''{shot of all three}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, you knee-wetters! Like short ''{Cut to frontal shot of Strong Bad}'' for "The Legend"! As in, I am one! A living one! A -dary one!

''{shot of all three}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, dairy. Like a cow. Like a cow leg.

''{close up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{excited and quivering}'' Oh, Strong Bad! It's like my cow lamp and your tape leg ''{picture of the [[cow lamp]] and Strong Bad's dismembered leg wrapped in tape appear over Homestar's head}'' had a baby in my brain and just came out my mouth! ''{cloud marked "Cow Leg" comes out of Homestar's mouth}'' There, there, little guy. Daddy's here.

''{shot of all three; Strong Bad sits down in the chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Oh, hand me that knee water... ''{Homestar hands the glass to Strong Bad}''

''{Title card: Just 3 to go...} {The sound of water being poured can be heard in the background}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Teehee, it does tic—

''{Title card: None seconds left.}''

''{Title card: end.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "e" in end to see Strong Bad write his new title on a composition book.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' This book belongs to: ''{he starts writing on the note area of the cover}'' The Ledge. ''{He spells "Ledge" as "LEG".}'' Aw, crap! Homestar was right! This just spells leg!
*Click on the period to see a poster for the Water on the Knee club. It has a cartoony picture of a knee with water being poured on it, with the caption "COMMIT TO IT!!". Text below the picture reads "Water on the Knee", "Paid for by the Wet Knee Gumption Club".
**Click again to see a Russian version of the poster. The cartoon is much more angular, and is colored only in red and shades of grey. The caption now reads "ПередаЙТе  ЭТО!!". The text below the picture is the same, but in a different font.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[http://orthopedics.about.com/od/hipknee/f/swelling.htm Water on the knee] is a medical condition where excess fluid collects in the knee joint.
* The (grammatically incorrect) Russian phrase "Передайте Это!!" ("Peredajte Èto!!") on the second poster translates in English to "Transmit This!!"

=== Remarks ===
*The [[audio quality]] is higher than usual here.
*Ignoring the Loading screen, there are, indeed, almost exactly 79 seconds between the beginning and the appearance of the "none seconds left" card. However, there are closer to two seconds between the "three seconds left" card and the "none seconds left" card.
*This is the first toon to list the time only in seconds on the menu when it goes over the one minute mark.

=== Goofs ===
* Even after being poured on Strong Sad and Strong Bad's knees, the water level in the glass never goes down.

=== Inside References ===
*Strong Sad and Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|both]] [[Strong Sad Smiling|smile]] when they pour the water on their knees.
*Homestar compares his revelation to [[Tape-leg|tape-leg]] and the [[cow lamp]] having a [[Babies|baby]] in his [[brain]].
** The image of the tape-leg itself comes from [[personal favorites]].
*Homestar calls himself the "cow leg's" [[Parents|daddy]].
*"The Ledge" uses an [[integral article]].
*Homestar previously confused the pronunciation of a spoken word based on its written spelling in [[car]].

==External Links==
{{extlinks|79secondsleft|15330}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Space Circus Catastrophe

ReverendTed — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:46:36 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Trivia */ Clarity

[[Image:SpaceCircusCatastrophe.png|thumb|We're <s>not</s> GONNA go to the sun!]]
'''Space Circus Catastrophe''' is a mini-game by [[Videlectrix]] from ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'s'' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

During this game, you pilot a ship through the solar system, picking up circus performers with a "bubble laser", shooting clowns and avoiding stale circus food. You start with five shield points — each collision costs a shield point, while each completed level recharges a shield point. Attempting to avoid a performer or clown, dodging a food item in the wrong direction, or simply not responding to an incoming item will result in a collision. Lose all your shields, and it's Game Over.

The ship also has a single bomb, unmentioned in the instructions, but revealed on the last page of the game manual as a secret code. It is usable by pressing the A key/button. It will destroy anything currently on the screen, including food, and reduce the count of performers remaining to be rescued to 1, but does not score any points. The bomb may only be used once per game.

==Controls==
<table>
<autocolumn cols="2" width="50%">
===Wii Controls===
''Hold The Wii Remote Sideways''

:D-Pad: Dodge stale circus treats
:1: Launch a rescue bubble
:2: Shoot space lasers
:A: Use bomb
:+: Start the Game
:-: Quit the Game

===PC Controls===
:Arrows: Dodge stale circus treats
:Z: Launch a rescue bubble
:X: Shoot space lasers
:A: Use bomb
:S: Start the Game
:Q: Quit the Game
:Spacebar: Pause the Game
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Scores==
*Rescuing a performer: +100 points, -1 to "to save" count
*Shooting a clown: +200 points
*Shooting a performer: -100 points, -1 to "to save" count
*Rescuing a clown: -50 points
*Using the bomb: 0 points, reduces "to save" count to 1
*The score required to obtain maximum awesomeness is 15000.

==Levels==
In order, the levels are Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Earth, Venus, Mercury, the Sun, and Black Hole. Once reached, the Black Hole level continuously repeats, though the difficulty continues to increase.

==Trivia==
*This game is nearly identical to the Space Mountain minigame found in the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Adventures in the Magic Kingdom|Adventures in the Magic Kingdom]], including the strange way the starship can only maneuver in 90-degree turns. Albeit, the navigation arrows are replaced with circus snacks, missiles replaced with rescue bubbles, asteroids replaced with performers, and alien ships replaced with clowns.
*The game's theme may have been based on the game [[Wikipedia:Starshot:_Space_Circus_Fever|Starshot: Space Circus Fever]].
*During the main story of Episode 4, one level of the game is played to reach Uzi Bazooka's [[Basement of The Brothers Strong|base on the sun]]. Strangely, although the player only completes level one, the end screen for the level reads "The Sun", which is the name of level ten. If you die during this Strong Bad will rewind the tape to the beginning, but without resetting the "to save" count.
{{stub}}
{{SBCG4AP}}
{{VidelectrixGames}}

[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Talk:Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

ReverendTed — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:40:17 GMT

ReverendTed: /* The "Irish Spring" */ Go on!

==delete?==
This doesn't have a source from Telltale So I Think This Should Be Deleted [[User:HomsarGuy|HomsarGuy]] 21:38, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Well, the [http://www.wiiware-world.com/games/wiiware/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective source] says it was announced by Telltale, so wait until the preview in Baddest of the Bands before deciding. {{User:ThePizz/sig}} 19:38, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
::But as I [[Talk:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People#SBCG4AP Episode 4 Announced|mentioned]], we have no reason to think this WiiWare World site is reliable when it claims that TellTale have announced it... and the people who you'd think would know, if it was official, [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6787 don't]. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 02:42, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Reading through the thread, they are neither confirming or denying the title. So, at this point, I would agree to keep this article on hold until we have full confirmation. (Personally, I would've waited to create the article until after official confirmation, but oh well...) {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 03:04, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
::::Don't forget, it's easy for a sysop to restore the article if it is confirmed. That's why I think we should go ahead and delete, and restore if it's confirmed. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:07, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::I agree with Heimstern. So, as ThePizz suggested, wait until Baddest of the Bands is released. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 19:08, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::Hmm? Heimi was saying (and I agree) that the page should be deleted ''now'', and ''then'' we wait for Baddest of the Bands, and if it's really Dangeresque 3, we restore the page at that point. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 23:35, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Exactly! {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 23:42, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Ah! OK, I misunderstood... I thought you were saying we should wait for Baddest of the Bands, and delete it then if it's not. Sorry, my bad. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 23:43, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Which is, in fact, what The Pizz was saying. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:47, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::People misunderstand me all day, Phlip. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 23:51, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::I'm For Deleting this. [[User:HomsarGuy|HomsarGuy]] 22:40, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::I'm for [[not x|not]] deleting this, but maybe putting one of those messages at the top that says information may change.
:::::::::::::We dun really do that here. At Wikipedia, yes. Here, not so much. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 16:15, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::I created the page; I thought that page was enough evidence. If you want to delete it, so be it, I won't stop you, but know that it may be recreated in a mere four days. (That's the release date, confirmed [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-389 here]. You can't say THAT'S not an official site.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:24, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::I think I've found as big of a hint as we're going to get until the game is launched; [http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/104194/interview-mike-stemmle-on-strong-bad-episode-3/ Mike Stemmle] has dropped a hint in his interview with Game Pro Arcade that yes, it will be a Dangeresque based game. Now, if we do need to change the title, fair enough, but I call once more to wait until we have full confirmation before any action is taken. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 00:54, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::Given the new evidence, plus the knowledge that the release of the full confirmation is imminent, I suggest we not delete this, but rather keep the TBD tag up until this is completely confirmed (which it appears it will be). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:05, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
Another big hint: In the Telltale newsletter sent today there's the tri-lens (As I like to call it) from the movie poster in between the news posts. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:41, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
:I saw that, too. It's not the most solid of evidence, but it's enough to keep the page up. There's no reason to have put the sunglasses in there otherwise... {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

Let's just wait until [[Baddest of the Bands]] comes out, and then hit the preview button (scenes from the next episode). If the preview is not for an episode called, "[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]", then the article should be pending deletion. {{User:Mas12806/sig}} 14:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
:Survey says- Dangeresque 3! It's confirmed! Hooray! {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 16:01, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
: its out. from ????
== Hmm... ==
In a topic concerning this on the telltale games forum, a member of telltale posted neither conforming or denying it - instead stating that it would be cool.
:Alright, here's a shoutout to everyone:
:'''Since we have to wait about 18 hours, we should just leave it here.'''
:There's no point deliberating over whether we should remove it due to lack of information when the cold-hard info will come tomorrow. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::Well, when we started discussing this, Baddest of the Bands didn't have a hard release date yet... now that it does, and it's soon, I agree... we can wait until it comes out. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:01, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
::: There. BotB is out and, yes, it IS Dangeresque 3 as noted. However, I can't add to the cast list at all at this point; not even [[Renaldo]] appeared in the video. Only Dangeresque and Too. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:13, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Somebody making a transcript?
:Shotgun! Another thing, in #2 there was a Dangeresque 3 poster on the wall... intruiging, since there was no hint for BOTB in [[Homestar Ruiner]]. Notable?{{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 20:37, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:: [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style|I daresay there was]]... in a somewhat roundabout way. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:46, 27 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Are you reffering to "Like a burining car, like a imploding star..." in the song? I think the reference is the other way around. {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 15:57, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Maybe...but how are we to know? What if they had that in mind when they wrote the song? Or what if they just looked at the song and got inspiration for the album cover? We'll never know, and no speculation goes on articles. But it isn't likely a coincidence, that much we know. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::::Of course it's real! Check the preview on BotB!! The scenes for the next episode say all! Doi! --[[User:Pretztailfan95|Pretztailfan95]] 21:13, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::What are you talking about? The discussion on whether it's real or not ended last Monday. We're talking about Homestar Ruiner referencing Battle of the Bands. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== What is worth "Nothing?" ==

"It is worth nothing that since it will be utilizing the Wii graphics, the game will, in fact, be in 3-D, just as Strong Bad declared in stunt double"
I believe the word "notHing" should be respelled as "noting." I looked closely at the spelling at first, and was initially confused, thinking there was either some bias or the game being free of charge. Just something to point out.

Actually. Nevermind. Just fixed it. Thank goodness for Public domain.

==Craig==

Is the link on the cast part of the page supposed to redirect to Craig Zobel? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 23:02, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:Nope. that redirect page is gonna have to get turned into a real page with one of those notices at the top... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:05, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

== Movie ==

This is listed as a "Movie," in the dangeresque table; shouldn't it be a game? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:No - in the Homestar universe, it's a movie. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 06:05, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::Well that's just great. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

== Ring Pop ==

FYI, that "ruby" is a red Ring Pop.

==Where's the Old Club?==

I've just decided to start dealing with responses for the [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)|Old Club]] section of the game, but it doesn't seem to be in the SBCG4AP box for some reason. I've no idea how to edit one of those things, or know how to locate any edit code for it either, so is there anyone that will be able to go out there and fix it? [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] 18:51, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
: It's [[Template:SBCG4AP|here]], and I already took care of it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:57, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

== XFL? ==

The article says that that stands for a defunct football league, but I first though of the X-Files when I heard Dangeresque say that. I know next-to-none about the X-Files, though, so excuse me if they go by a different acronym. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:They go by "FBI" --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 23:26, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

==Responses header clarification==

When I did my part for the responses to [[Strong Badia the Free]], I was under the understanding that the largest header types should only be used to label locations if the location being transcribed had a bunch of sub-locations to it (examples including the Field and the House of Strong). Now, they aren't broken down this way at all but everything gets grouped together no matter what the location is (examples: see how the responses for the Old Club and/or Catacombs is currently "broken down").

Have the rules changed between then and the current progress for this game? I'm really confused about this issue. [[User:Rexy|Rexy]] 23:29, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
:I basically started with the formatting of one of the Homestar Ruiner pages (don't recall which one) when I did the Baddest of the Bands pages, and noone commented on the style I was using. In my opinion, using level-two headings for so many small sections doesn't look very nice, but that's really just my opinion. I also don't really see why the level used for some particular section change depending on whether there's more than one scene in that location. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 01:20, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

== Walkthrough? ==

Is there a walkthrough out yet?? {{User:Haldo/sig}}
:[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough|Yep.]] {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:: Now, ours isn't finished yet, but Telltale always puts walkthroughs of the main plot up the same day the episode is released. They don't tell how to get optional items on the same page like we do, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:23, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

== Craig's voice ==

Just gonna throw this out here and see if people agree or disagree. In the dialogue, it is claimed that there's a voiceover for the Cheat's lines as Craig. I'm not so sure; it sounds to me like the Cheat doing his Strong Bad impression he uses for PBTC. Can we get a STUFF? [[User:TJDevil02|TJDevil02]] 05:18, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
:Well, first of all, STUFF is no longer a practice here. It's been discontinued. Secondly, I am of the voiceover opinion (given the way the film looks compared with the voice's dubbing). What I really want to know is, is Mike doing that voice? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:26, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
::I'm about 99% sure it's Mike's voice. I tried watching as the credits rolled to be sure but either I just didn't see it, or Craig wasn't listed. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 07:51, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Neither Craig nor Senor Cardgage were credited. Rather odd actually.
::::Not quite. I think Senor Cardgage ''was'' listed in the credits. Even the Drive-Thru Whale, which wasn't listed in the previous three episodes, of course. --[[User:Charlie Jr.|Charlie Jr.]] 21:10, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=102952&postcount=65 This thread reply] shows that Craig is indeed voiced by Mike Chapman. You can thank me for tricking a Telltale worker into confirming it.--[[User:GaryCXJk|GaryCXJk]] 03:48, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

==Credits==
In the section of "special thanks to" in the credits, it says "The Homestar Wiki." Should I add it to Fun Facts? {{User:Don't say jorb 101/sig}}
:Since the acknowledgement is in the credits of ''all'' the episodes, adding the fun fact to the main [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]] page (if it's not already there) would be a better option. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:25, 23 November 2008 (UTC)
:(edit conflict) That was also present in the other games, if I'm not mistaken. I don't see that it's necessary to have a fun facts entry for it. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 04:28, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

==Fruit to Declare==

I say that we remove this as a reference to SBCG4AP. It really is just a common border guard line. It isn't a reference just because Homestar said it once.

==A Bit of A Stretch?==

"If [Uzi Bazooka] catches [Cutesy Buttons] during the Mexican stand-orff scene, he calls her Missy."

I personally that that just because he called her "Missy" doesn't mean that it was a reference to Missy Palmer. That's a pretty common word used for us girls. {{User:Aryia/sig}} 20:44, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
:This is one of those few times where i think "whether it was intentional or not, that's just too perfect not to mention". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:50, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
::Aye, that's largely why I included it. =) --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 22:38, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, okay. If you say so. ;) {{User:Aryia/sig}} 09:56, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

==Synoposis (is that the right word?)==

Since this is in fact, a 'movie', shouldn't we have a synoposis or whatever, a summary, somewhere on the page? We could put a spoiler alert, for those who don't want it spoiled. WHO AGREES?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

:Not me, WHOEVER YOU ARE. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 00:56, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

== Riverside Safariquest Extended Play dialogue origin ==

Maybe worth noting on the Wiki, coming from a certain [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=103009&postcount=42 thread], that the riverside safariquest extended play dialogue actually came from an actual e-mail with / from the Chapman brothers. Up to you guys to decide though.--[[User:GaryCXJk|GaryCXJk]] 00:11, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

== The "Irish Spring" ==

I would like to quote that Strong Ba- I mean Dangeresque - mentions the [[wikipedia:Irish Spring]], as in the soap. Should we add that under "Real World Refrences"? {{User:Orange_Star/sig}}
:Be bold! (Especially when you know you're right.) -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 22:40, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

ReverendTed — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:22:55 GMT

ReverendTed: /* PC Version */ The missing item.

{{pn|Baddest of the Bands|8-Bit is Enough}}

{{about|[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]]|dangeresque 3}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dangeresque}}

[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"Looks like I'm gonna have to JUMP!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]] as Cutesy Buttons [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]] as a prehistoric robot dinosaur
*Bubtronic Security Robot as Dangcaresque Autopilot

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*[[Cheatball|Creature Card]]
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a lateral-thinking conundrum. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie is a person acting as a decoy, rat is informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearence.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) checks emails, his trademark glasses are not visible in his reflection on the Lappy's screen.
**Occasionally, his reflection will not appear at all.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.

====PC Version====
*According to [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=100539&postcount=9 a thread on the Telltale Games forums], the PC version misses one costume item (the "big hair"). This is due to an oversight, as the costume item was enabled on default in the Wii version, but not on the PC version.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving ojects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.

===Inside References===
*In [[stunt double]], Strong Bad advertised that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D, although the 3D he mentioned was [[wikipedia:Anaglyph|anaglyphic]] rather than computer animation.
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the [[Riverquest Safariventure]] box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*When Perducci is asked to shuffle cards for the first time, a reference is made to his [[lack of visible arms]]
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimcks a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*Strong Sad's line, "Only that I am not one of his minions," is from [[dangeresque 3]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*If he catches her during the Mexican stand-orff scene, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons "[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]".
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[Underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]]. [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[lack of visible arms]], [[portmanteaus]] [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[suntan]]s [[dump]], [[-èd]] and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearences in the game.

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and one for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls the impostor informant "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[Batman|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spiromete]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for [http://www.imagekind.com/Showartwork.aspx?IMID=a30e07c5-0f0e-4338-a080-36cf5959f86d the original photo].
*Uzi Bazooka is a cheat in the computer game Worms, which makes the Uzi fire Bazooka shells instead of normal bullets, for massive destruction.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
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[[Category: Dangeresque]]

Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:17:12 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Costume pieces by episode */ clarity

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head (included in extended play), red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair (included) 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt (included in extended play), Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants (included in extended play), ripped jeans (included) 
Shoes: Homestar's boots (included in extended play), Sports socks (included) 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), big hair (included on Wii) 
Shirts: suit jacket, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

'''[[8-Bit is Enough]]''' 
Hats: Big hair (included), Stinkoman hair, Pixel hat 
Shirts: Ab-Abber 2000, Trogdor shirt 
Shoes: Pixel boots, Stinkoman boots 
Accessories: Stinkoman hands 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 
*'''Dangeresque 3''': Explosion, yellow background, white-on-black grid with colored squares and lipstick print, [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night, Sam & Max's street 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:16:50 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Costume pieces by episode */ Well, fine, if we're going to do it that way.

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head (included in extended play), red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair (included) 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt (included in extended play), Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants (included in extended play), ripped jeans (included) 
Shoes: Homestar's boots (included in extended play), Sports socks (included) 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), big hair (included on Wii) 
Shirts: suit jacket, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

'''[[8-Bit is Enough]]''' 
Hats: Big hair (included), Stinkoman hair, Pixel hat 
Shirts: Ab-Abber 2000, Trogdor 
Shoes: Pixel boots, Stinkoman boots 
Accessories: Stinkoman hands 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 
*'''Dangeresque 3''': Explosion, yellow background, white-on-black grid with colored squares and lipstick print, [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night, Sam & Max's street 

[[Category:Places]]

Talk:Space Circus Catastrophe

ReverendTed — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 10:17:09 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Strategy, anyone? */ So, no.

== Shooting a performer, rescuing a clown? ==

When I shoot performers and rescue clowns, ''nothing happens''. Nothing whatsoever. Though the laser's animation appears, the game acts as though I didn't do anything at all — indeed, it gives me the opportunity to switch to the other laser. I definitely don't see any score reduction or increased "to save" count. Does the PC version act differently? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:43, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:I just gave it a bit of a test run (PC version) and it acts exactly as described in the article. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:18, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:: Which answers my question (I meant "differently than mine"; I have the Wii version.) Someone else with the Wii version wanna test? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:22, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:I observe something similar to this playing the PC version. If I shoot a laser, but respond quickly enough, I can fire a bubble instead and the bubble will take effect. Or vice-verse. The wrong missile still has an effect, it's just delayed. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 08:24, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
::I've noticed this as well. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've been penalized for saving a clown with the bubble AND THEN rewarded for destroying it with the laser. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 04:46, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::I've noticed it's possible to collide with a clown or performer and still shoot or rescue them, so I wouldn't be surprised if you could both shoot and rescue something too. I've never noticed it, true, but it wouldn't surprise me. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 05:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

== Strategy, anyone? ==

Anyone figure out a strategy for this game? My reaction time must suck.. I just can't seem to consistently dodge the stale circus treats. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 08:02, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
:I didn't find this too hard - I managed to reach the awesomeness requirement on my very first attempt. =) It's just a matter of being able to dodge in the right direction fast. And recognise which direction is the right one fast. Use your bomb if you're in trouble. Not really sure what else to say but "improve your reaction time" - that's basically what this game is all about, a reaction-time tester. To be able to quickly recognise an object and take the appropriate response. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 08:21, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
::That, and I actually see the bomb as a hindrance. When you can use it, you might as well dodge, but if you didn't dodge right or something, it's too late to use it. That, and it sets your "To Save" meter to 1. This gets you to the next level fast, and quickly gets you to harder levels with lower points. I just use it on the first level when I have one left to save anyway, so I don't accidentally use it again later. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::Aye, I generally save the bomb until after I've already reached the 15,000 mark, just to see how far I can get. By the third Black Hole, though, I'm pretty much colliding every time. (Mind you, even around Venus, you should still have about a second to react before you can't avoid a collision, and that's plenty of time. The 15k mark gerally occurs around Mercury.) --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 05:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Okay, I found a nice little strategy that works beautifully on the PC. Stick and move until things start to get a bit too close.. then do everything on Pause! Yee haw! You can pause, hit a fire button, and when you unpause, whatever you've fired will find its target. Pause each time something first enters the field of view and the game is a piece of cake. This makes dodging a bunch easier, too, but you have to tap away at the arrow key ''after'' unpausing. Neato. (P.S. The reason I had such a hard time to begin with was because I didn't know that the direction you move mattered .. how stupid of me.) =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 09:03, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, I didn't know that the direction mattered, either. And it stinks that the Wii version doesn't have a pause feature. :( {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::Well, I can see why that might make things tricky, since you'd only have a one in four chance of avoiding a collision. Didn't you wonder why the objects always seemed to come at you from different sides of the screen? It took me all of one collision in my first game to figure out that direction was inportant. =) --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 22:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::How do you pause the PC version?--[[Special:Contributions/96.39.3.51|96.39.3.51]] 06:14, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::Spacebar pauses. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 10:14, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Space Circus Catastrophe

ReverendTed — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 10:14:54 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Strategy, anyone? */ Escape, right?

== Shooting a performer, rescuing a clown? ==

When I shoot performers and rescue clowns, ''nothing happens''. Nothing whatsoever. Though the laser's animation appears, the game acts as though I didn't do anything at all — indeed, it gives me the opportunity to switch to the other laser. I definitely don't see any score reduction or increased "to save" count. Does the PC version act differently? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:43, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:I just gave it a bit of a test run (PC version) and it acts exactly as described in the article. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:18, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:: Which answers my question (I meant "differently than mine"; I have the Wii version.) Someone else with the Wii version wanna test? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:22, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:I observe something similar to this playing the PC version. If I shoot a laser, but respond quickly enough, I can fire a bubble instead and the bubble will take effect. Or vice-verse. The wrong missile still has an effect, it's just delayed. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 08:24, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
::I've noticed this as well. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've been penalized for saving a clown with the bubble AND THEN rewarded for destroying it with the laser. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 04:46, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::I've noticed it's possible to collide with a clown or performer and still shoot or rescue them, so I wouldn't be surprised if you could both shoot and rescue something too. I've never noticed it, true, but it wouldn't surprise me. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 05:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

== Strategy, anyone? ==

Anyone figure out a strategy for this game? My reaction time must suck.. I just can't seem to consistently dodge the stale circus treats. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 08:02, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
:I didn't find this too hard - I managed to reach the awesomeness requirement on my very first attempt. =) It's just a matter of being able to dodge in the right direction fast. And recognise which direction is the right one fast. Use your bomb if you're in trouble. Not really sure what else to say but "improve your reaction time" - that's basically what this game is all about, a reaction-time tester. To be able to quickly recognise an object and take the appropriate response. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 08:21, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
::That, and I actually see the bomb as a hindrance. When you can use it, you might as well dodge, but if you didn't dodge right or something, it's too late to use it. That, and it sets your "To Save" meter to 1. This gets you to the next level fast, and quickly gets you to harder levels with lower points. I just use it on the first level when I have one left to save anyway, so I don't accidentally use it again later. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::Aye, I generally save the bomb until after I've already reached the 15,000 mark, just to see how far I can get. By the third Black Hole, though, I'm pretty much colliding every time. (Mind you, even around Venus, you should still have about a second to react before you can't avoid a collision, and that's plenty of time. The 15k mark gerally occurs around Mercury.) --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 05:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Okay, I found a nice little strategy that works beautifully on the PC. Stick and move until things start to get a bit too close.. then do everything on Pause! Yee haw! You can pause, hit a fire button, and when you unpause, whatever you've fired will find its target. Pause each time something first enters the field of view and the game is a piece of cake. This makes dodging a bunch easier, too, but you have to tap away at the arrow key ''after'' unpausing. Neato. (P.S. The reason I had such a hard time to begin with was because I didn't know that the direction you move mattered .. how stupid of me.) =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 09:03, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, I didn't know that the direction mattered, either. And it stinks that the Wii version doesn't have a pause feature. :( {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::Well, I can see why that might make things tricky, since you'd only have a one in four chance of avoiding a collision. Didn't you wonder why the objects always seemed to come at you from different sides of the screen? It took me all of one collision in my first game to figure out that direction was inportant. =) --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 22:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::How do you pause the PC version?--[[Special:Contributions/96.39.3.51|96.39.3.51]] 06:14, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::Is it not Esc? -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 10:14, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:25:37 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Out & Spit Takes */ Nope. It's technically an outtake, but it doesn't get you an outtake point.

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that a Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Take the formula dust from your inventory and use it on Professor Experimento. He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* Seems like the yellow hair should be easy, so maybe you should check out the Office again.

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan breaks from the script and refuses to part with even a small bit of hair. Cut!
* ''Examine the window behind Marzipan to try to get her to turn around. Nope, she's not terribly interested in what she sees. Do take note of the fact that the Shark Pond is visible outside of the window; that will be important later.''
* '''Okay, let's hit Brainblow City!'''

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Marzipan didn't care enough to look at this earlier, so maybe you can throw something in there do distract her long enough to get that hair sample. How about Credenza?'''
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, enough here for now, back to the Office!'''

===Office===

* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window again and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion - success!'''
* '''Now to head back to the Office and give this to Cutesy Buttons...'''

===Office===

...if she is anywhere to be found, because Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see that some evil mastermind who definitely isn't Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Paper, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogating the criminals with your nunchuck gun won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a REAL one. He's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again - but with him gloating again...'''
* '''Take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset at this. No one cares, but that'll teach him a lesson in humiliation, right?'''
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* Grab the fedora near the door too.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects — and it's too late to fix it in post because it IS post — so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you show Dadgeresque that you solved his unfinished case. You and Renaldo then will follow him to the kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand). As you try to break in, you discover that *''gasp''* it's a trap set by none other than... Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he further displays his true colors by shooting Dadgeresque. Our hero shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But ''now'', it's time for some well-exacted revenge!

You have a classic Mexican standoff situation going on here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so it "looks like you're gonna have to JUMP"! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangcaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab that thang!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangcaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea. Your breathtaking stunt leap from the helicopter will land you in Brainblow City.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she used to pin aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hmm, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm... Something's rubbing me the wrong way.'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But hang ON a second! Something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who!
*''Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?''

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table. Most likely the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — but we lied. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks? There's one for the blooper reel!
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, three bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as your read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Once we get there, we find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Wait.. a ''second'' Uzi Bazooka?! Something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right? Just shoot.'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him... or did you? Uzi stands up again — and is revealed to be a robot! And its controlled by none other than... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot Cheat — what he acually is that he's the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Shooting him with your nunchuck gun again won't work this time, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of sterner stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, shutting him down THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you an awesomeness boost.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him to do so.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangesques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits.

It's a happy ending for all - except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it's time for him to REALLY jump this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.
*''For an extra laugh, head back to Cutesy Buttons' place and root around in the onions until you find one that's... different. You'll find it near the front right corner- your best bet is to hover the cursor over the corner until the text "bobs" slightly.''

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present.
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club.
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station.
*Suit Jacket: In extended play, click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity.

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*Dangeresque Too (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*Killingyouguy (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*Dadgeresque (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*Kidnapping Victim (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*Sultry Buttons (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMMISSIONER from Sam & Max
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Diamonocle when he's in prison - Dangeresque threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Dangeresque misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt)
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (allegedly, Pom Pom bubbles out "THE MANDRELL SISTERS", though, of course, it's impossible to tell).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit Takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look at the office paintings in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play again
*Look at the office paintings in extended play a third time
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

{{SBCG4AP}}
[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Talk:Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:22:36 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Trip to the Sun */ Some folks miss this, too, I think.

== That Stupid Box ==
Don't know where the best place to put this is, but the box on top of the photo booth is obtained by 1. Putting the rock on top of the whale, 2. Using your gun on the whale, and 3. Looking under the box. One last thing; I couldn't find any grass that was clickable around Brainblow Prison to get the monocle...could we get a screenshot or something? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:It's against the front wall of the prison, bottom-left corner. And I think the box solution is clever. =) --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 01:16, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
::It's not in the Walkthrough yet because there hasn't been an excuse to go to Brainblow City proper after getting the rock. Walkthrough isn't done yet, after all. With a few exceptions for clarity (like discussing Marzipan's hair), all the optional stuff is fitted around the mandatory stuff so that there are fewer headers. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:21, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, the reason I didn't do it myself is because there wasn't any reason to go to Brainblow. Otherwise it'd be in there by now. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::There's a lot of optional items in this game found by revisiting some location with some new item after you've long finished the event that occurs there. Such as the knife and the metal detector at Strong Borneo. I haven't checked the Telltale awesomeness guide, but if I were to guess, I'd say that inventory items you have in extended play will have some use in getting awesomeness. For example, you can grow a third Stickanee flower... if only I could remember who else wanted one... --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 01:28, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Okay, I STILL can't find the Monocle. There's simply no clickable area at the bottom-left corner of the prison's front wall. Do I have to go furthur in the game, like when Diomonocle is there? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::Ah, yes. Diamonocle has to be in the prison. It's his monocle, after all. =) --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 02:52, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
::If you look at the other walkthrough pages, there is usually a set of stuff at the end detailing the collectibles and other whatnot that contributes to your Awesomeness rating, in addition to mentions throughout the walkthrough itself. Over at the Telltale forums, I think we've sorted out everything that must be done in Episode 4. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 06:20, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
:::You mean, THIS <s>DIAMOND</s> [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7142 TOPIC!?] {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::No. That "topic" doesn't work. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:43, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::Fixed link. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== The circle is complete. ==

14:50, 18 November 2008- I created the skeleton (or whatever is even less than a skeleton) for the walkthrough. Less than 72 hours later, Jay, some annony's, and a few others have completed a 100% guide. I then removed my initial "totally incomplete" description. Thank you Wiki Magic. (Well, Jay did a lot of the work, and that one annony... so thank you two in particular) --[[User:Homestar3.14|Homestar3.14]] 20:23, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

== Green Bearalope ==

This walkthrough says "walk below the door" but our Snap Shak article confirms that you can't get below the floor except in the first two episodes.
:Yeah, the article is wrong. Been meaning to change it. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 08:14, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::Or the article is wrong. I think that walking underneath the door is the way to obtain the secret shirt in the second two episodes also. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 21:50, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

==Three Times?==
Is it really necessary to list talking to Experimento and looking at the paintings in extended play three seperate times? Why can't it just be "look at the paintings three times"? -[[User:Opus the Penguin|Opus the Penguin]]
:Because you get one point for looking at it once, one point for looking at it a second time, and one point for looking at it a third time, a total of three. Saying "look at it three times" implies you just get one point for looking at it three times. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 21:11, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
::That said, a person who looks at them three times will get all three points. Anyone who is keeping count will see that they got three points for it. When I typed up a list on the Telltale forums, I put them in the long format (click once, click again, click a third time) but unless we're going to be using a numbered list, I don't think it's bad to just say "click three times". -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 02:36, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
O.K. I understand why it's put there seperate. I agree now. -[[User:Opus the Penguin|Opus the Penguin]]

== Trip to the Sun ==

I have no clue what to do here. Walkthrough is no help at present. Help? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 17:40, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:To defeat Uzi Bazooka, go up to the cardboard control panel and select the button that causes the station to tilt the gun closer to the wall, with the tip pointing to the door instead of toward the ground. Attatch the diamond Sulty Buttons gave you to the gun, then kick away the stopper. Select the other tilt button do poke Uzi Bazooka with the diamond-tipped gun. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:28, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
::No, I mean the spaceflight. Evden with the "A" hint, it's darn impossible to fly the rocket without losing. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:17, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Here's some of my advice: 1) Mute the TV/speakers. The game is a lot easier without Strong Bad shrieking random phrases at you. 2) It's all about timing. You get into a rhythym after a while of practise. Instinctive reactions to each obstacle come with time. 3) Duck away from the stale food, don't shoot it. (Yes, this was a problem for me until I figured it out. It's not my fault if they don't explain the game clearly enough.) 4) When in doubt, use the capture bubble laser. The point loss for rescuing a clown is less than the point loss for shooting a performer. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:25, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Emphasis on duck '''away''' from the food. Only one direction is the correct one. For example, if the food is on the left of the screen, you've gotta move right. Also, the performers are all wearing helmets (while the clown is not) so it makes them a bit easier to recognise. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 21:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:It may not be obvious, but if you stay at the title screen for a few moments before pressing "Start", a second screen will come up with the controls and a brief explanation of gameplay. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 22:22, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Baddest of the Bands

ReverendTed — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:49:50 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Real-World References */ Cleanup

{{pn|Strong Badia the Free|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective}}

[[Image:Baddest of the Bands logo.PNG|thumb|right|''Baddest of the Bands'' logo]]
[[Image:SB Limozeen Cutout.PNG|thumb|right|"Are you ready to be musically, sonically, and if all goes according to plan, PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!"]]
'''''Baddest of the Bands''''' is the third episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

When Strong Bad's beloved Fun Machine goes up in smoke, he must organize and win his own Battle Royale of the Bands to afford the costly repairs. But he's up against some stiff competition! Can he rock the stage and win the big cash prize, or will he be drowned out by the competition?

A brief trailer for the game is included in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'' and on the [http://www.telltalegames.com/ Telltale Games website].

It was released on Monday, October 27.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Marshie}}, [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]], [[Horrible Painting]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Mad's Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Club Technochocolate]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
D.O.I. Concert 
Cool Tapes Concert 
Two-O-Duo Concert 
PomStar concert 
|
[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 

|}

== Preview Transcript ==
''{The screen shows "On the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and cuts to a closeup of Strong Bad's face as he holds a microphone, while microphone feedback is heard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling into the microphone}'' Alllllll right, expensive ticket holders!

''{Cut to The Cheat on a set of drums, then back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you ready to be musically, sonically...

''{Cut to Strong Mad playing a bass guitar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and if all goes according to plan...

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!

''{Cut out to see that Strong Bad's band was seen atop Bubs' Concession Stand. The music stops suddenly; only a howling wind is heard in the background. Homestar watches from the ground}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boooo...

''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, tough crowd.

''{Cut to a gray background, showing the word BADDEST written in AC/DC-type font. Strong Bad's boxing glove-clad hand is then seen adding a strip of red label tape to the bottom of the word displaying the remainder of the title, OF THE BANDS, on it. Then the usual message, "Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People — New episode every month!", is featured. Cut to [[The Brick Wall]], and Bubs, The Cheat and Coach Z standing in front of it. Bubs and Coach Z each [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] back and forth between them.}

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' 
My name is Coach Z, 
And Bubs is my cohort. 
Put on your Cheat kickers, 
And let's kick-a The Chort!

== Inventory ==
*"3 O'Clock Twist"
*Aerosol [[Cheese]] Spray
*Alarm
*Album Cover Photo
*Bat Hutch
*Billy Club
*Bleach
*Bleach Photo
*Bleached Bats
*Bucket of [[Butter]]
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Cool Tapes Entry Form
*"DeButt"
*Defaced Album
*Defaced Coloring Book
*"Doin' The Wigglie"
*Entry Forms
*Fake Sword
*"Food Related Love"
*[[FunMachine|Fun Machine]]
*German Helmet
*Glossy Photo
*Hangar Antenna
*"Hugo Left Me Miserable"
*Instant Camera
*"Left Shift-Alt-Delete"
*Letter
*Limozeen Coloring Book
*Limozeen Contest Flyer
*Lobster
*Pomstar Entry Form
*[[Poodonkis]]
*"Roll with the Punches"
*Security Jacket
*Signed Glossy
*"Slide to the Right, Y'all Bridesmaids"
*Squealin' Larry Limozeen Microphone
*Starfish
*Stencil
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*Toilet Paper
*Whale Photo
*Zen Rock

== Ranks ==
#Folk Filker
#Scat Oboist
#Wooden Fish Enthusiast
#Electric Slide Kazooer
#Contra Bassist
#Spandex Screamer
#Big Hair Wailer
#Three-Necked Axeman
#Nordic Percussion Lord
#Spikey Rock Deity
#Impossibly Rocked Out

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When asked "what's the word?" after Strong Bad has sabotaged both the Cool Tapes and the Two-O-Duo, The Cheat replies (in cheat-speak) "Schadenfreude." Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from another's misfortune.
*Strong Bad uses [[wikipedia:Forced perspective|forced perspective]] to make Poodonkis look larger than the Gremlin.
*Oil spills on land are typically taken care of by spreading an absorbent substance like sand or a specially made product over them, then sweeping it away. Lighting it on fire is occasionally used, though generally only in small spills on water.
*Marzipan's Zen garden is a [[wikipedia:Japanese rock garden|Japanese rock garden]].
*A [[wikipedia:Matzah ball|matzah ball]] is a Jewish dumpling made from ground matzo (unleavened bread) and typically used in soups.
*Marzipan's "pepper taser" is probably just [[wikipedia:Pepper spray|pepper spray]].
*A forty is normally a forty-ounce bottle of beer.
*Strong Bad refers to the photo of Limozeen by the non-polluted pond as lacking a certain "je ne say wha?". This is a play on "je ne sais quoi", which refers to a quality that cannot be easily identified.
*The [[wikipedia:Interstate 97|I-97]] is an interstate highway that lies entirely within [[wikipedia:Anne Arundel County, Maryland|Anne Arundel County, Maryland]]. It is the shortest Interstate with a two-digit number, and the only Interstate that is entirely within a single county.
*[[wikipedia:Ambergris|Ambergris]] is a waxy grey substance found in the digestive system of sperm whales, and was formerly used in the manufacture of perfume.

===Trivia===
*Two of the e-mails sent to Strong Bad are from Mike S. and Mark Darin. The former name is probably Mike Stemmle, and both are [http://www.telltalegames.com/company/ourteam/ designers with Telltale Games].

===Remarks===
*Coach Z pronounces "Cheat" correctly, and then incorrectly.
*This is the first episode of ''SBCG4AP'' for the included [[Teen Girl Squad]] not to be created via the player's input.
*The nailed-shut door in Marzipan's house initially appeared in [[Quality Time]], where it was just a closet. Here, it is declared to lead to the kitchen.
*This is the first episode of ''SBCG4AP'' in which the Poopsmith does not physically appear, and is the first in which Senor Cardgage appears, though not physically.
*One of the Awesomeness points in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'' involved setting the clothes on Strong Bad's bed on fire. In this episode, however, attempting to do so will have him remark that they're not flammable.
*Marzipan gets upset about the pollution of the pond, but litters thrice by crumpling up what Strong Bad shows her and tossing it away.
*The game has an [http://Baddestofthebands.com offical website].
*In this episode, Strong Bad claims to not know how to work the dryer, yet in [[Strong Badia the Free]], he gets a pair of pants from the dryer, claiming he put them in the dryer to shrink them to his size.
*This episode has several [[portmanteaus]]: rockumentary (from "rock" and "documentary"), Rock-dezvous (from "rock" and "rendezvous"), chocoholism (from "chocolate" and "alcoholism"), Tour-Bus-mozeen {from "tour bus" and "Limozeen").
*According to Strong Sad, Marzipan keeps The Cheat and Strong Mad in Cool Tapes by letting them each write one song per album. This is probably a reference to George Harrison and Ringo Starr's status in [[The Beatles]]. A song by Strong Mad can be heard by playing Doin' the Wigglie twice at the Club during extended play.
*Technically, since "ply" is a count of the number of layers in toilet paper, half-ply toilet paper would not be possible. It is, however, a reference to the nonabsorbent single-ply toilet paper typically found in public and sport-location restrooms. Seven-ply toilet paper would probably be so thick as to be unusable.
*[[Larry Palaroncini]] is the only Limozeen band member to speak throughout the whole game.

===Goofs===
*Only some of the songs include subtitles.
*Strong Bad misspells his own name as "Strongbad" several times when answering the in-game emails.
*Strong Bad's "Emergency Prop Release Lever" is quite clearly a handle on a pulley, something quite different.
*Using the turntable in Extended Play would result in the usual response from Pom Pom and Homestar, even though the latter is absent from the scene.
*There are a lot of subtitle mistakes, such as:
**Strong Bad's comments during Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey misspell "Nebulon" as "Nebuloid".
**Pom Pom is always hyphenated, and Two-O-Duo is always missing the second hyphen (though it always has two on in-game text).
**When Strong Bad asks about Homsar's Theremin, he says "What the crap is that?" when the subtitles say "What the heck is that?"

===Glitches===
* Sometimes, when pulling out your map, a map icon will still be shown after you switch to the "How Awesome I am" chart. This has occurred in every other episode as well.
* If the DÖI poster is dug up in extended play, the King of Town's guitar will be heard even though he's not there.
*Characters' eyes and mouths will sometimes vanish when entering a scene.
*When the metal detector is used at the Cool Tapes stage, Strong Bad will respond as though he is indoors.

====Wii Version====
*In extended play, continuing to use the "Do the Wigglie" record on Pom Pom's turntable will earn you each Limozeen manual page one after another. 

===Inside References===
*The line said by Bubs towards the begging "It'll be an illegitimate business!" is more than likely to be a reference to a line by Homsar on his secret manu page when you place your cursor over the button for the store: "LEGITIMATE BUSINESS!"
*This is another appearance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*Strong Bad refers to his Fun Machine as [[Senor]] Fun Machine.
*Strong Sad has a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit|Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch]] and a [[West Is Lip]] poster in his room.
*Strong Bad asks Strong Sad how he got the fake sword out of Pompomerania, which reflects upon the events of Strong Badia The Free. He also comments on how Pom Pom re-claimed the katana.
*Strong Bad also mentions the trophies won during [[Homestar Ruiner]]. Coach Z replies that he sold them for two bucks.
**Strong Bad also comments that the shower in the locker room still smells like "Homestar onion soup", referring to the incident in [[Homestar Ruiner]] where Strong Bad tricked Homestar into rubbing himself with onions.
*Strong Bad mentions the map that he made in Homestar Ruiner which was subsequently eaten by the King of Town in Strong Badia the Free.
*Strong Bad offers Homestar Runner "total stardom", the same thing [[Thorax Corporation]] tries to sell.
*Examining the cable attached to the speakers on the DÖI stage will cause Strong Bad to lament that this has become an obstacle in an episode without hedge shears, swords, or [[nunchuck]] [[guns]]. He used hedge shears in ''[[Homestar Ruiner]]'', a sword in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'', and a [[Nunchuck Gun]] in ''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'' (the next episode).
*Wade from Bat-Aid refers to Marzipan once as "[[Melissa Palmer|Melissa-pan]]".
*Bubs claims he built the stages with [[No Hands On Deck!|galvanized nails]].
*[[The Poopsmith]] and [[Senor Cardgage]] are among the candidates being considered as Pom Pom's singer.
**The Poopsmith is wearing the same suit in Pom Pom's picture as he does in the email [[senior prom]].
*Strong Bad tells The Cheat, "Don't forget to [[wear a bikini!]]"
*The King of Town's guitar solo when he is introduced is identical to the tune played by Strong Bad's Black Metal Detector.
*When counting out how much money Strong Bad got from the sign-ups, Bubs says to "carry the [[G]]".
*Strong Bad previously Toilet Papered The Stick in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[pants]] and [[underwear]] several times.
*Strong Mad mentions [[Snake Boxer 5|Lady Snake Parade]].
*Strong Bad gets the [[jibblies]] whenever he sees the [[Horrible Painting]] in Strong Mad's wardrobe.
*Bubs uses [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] in advertising.
*Homestar and Marzipan's [[lack of visible arms]] is mentioned. Homestar comments that he doesn't have any ''hand''fuls of cash, while Strong Bad mentions Coach Z wanting Marzipan's hand.
*Strong Bad's head was referred to as being husky in [[modeling]].
*When Strong Sad passes by Bubs' Concession Stand with the security jacket, he hums the [[sloshy]] song "We Don't Really Even Care About You".
*The tune played when The Cheat receives the fake sword is the last part of the [[Strong Badathlon]] fanfare.
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad refering to Homsar as a typo was a reference to his [[homsar|email of origin]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's "I just sprayed three cans of 4W-DD in it this morning!" is a reference to the spray-on lubricant WD-40.
*The performance on the rooftop in the preview could be modeled after [[The Beatles]]' final public performance.
*The name "Bat-Aid" is a play on the band [[Wikipedia:Band Aid (band)|Band Aid]].
*Bubs refers to Coach Z as the "Thin Green Duke", a reference to [[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]]'s persona The Thin White Duke.
*The riff that Strong Bad sings for "Save/Load" is based on [[Wikipedia:Breaking The Law|"Breaking The Law"]] by [[Wikipedia:Judas Priest|Judas Priest]].
*The line Strong Bad sings for "Quit" is based on "Don't Stop Believing" by [[Wikipedia:Journey_(band)|Journey]].
*The Limozeen video game is possibly a reference to the Atari 2600 game, [[Wikipedia:Journey Escape|Journey Escape]], which featured the band [[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]].
*Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "[[Wikipedia:Sister Christian|Sister Christian]]". He also refers to him as "[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|Teenage Lobotomy]]".
*One of the potential word choices for the umlautted O in DÖI is "Oyster". This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Blue Öyster Cult|Blue Öyster Cult]] which is the band that started the trend of using [[Wikipedia:Heavy metal umlaut|heavy metal umlauts]] by placing a nonfunctional umlaut over the "O" in Oyster.
*Strong Sad's explanation of the theremin is paraphrased from the [[Wikipedia:Theremin|Wikipedia page]] for the instrument. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Theremin&oldid=247904256]
*Strong Bad tells the players not to confuse fog-bats with [[Wikipedia:Foghat|Foghat]].
*The cover art and lyrics for "Hugo Left Me" are based on [[Wikipedia:Les Misérables|''Les Misérables'']], originally written by Victor Hugo. The album says it's by "The Frollos"; Frollo was a character in one of Hugo's other works, ''[[Wikipedia:The Hunchback of Notre Dame|The Hunchback of Notre Dame]]''.
*Strong Bad's declaration of "One Fish, Two Fish, Starfish, Carfish" and the subsequent dialogue references [[Wikipedia: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish|''One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish'']] by [[Dr. Seuss]].
*Strong Bad's line spoken as he TPs the Stick is a reference to [[Wikipedia:A Charlie Brown Christmas|''A Charlie Brown Christmas'']].
*Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Very White", a reference to [[Wikipedia:Barry White|Barry White]].
*Coach Z standing in front of Marzipan's house holding a boombox references an iconic scene in the 1989 romantic comedy [[Wikipedia:Say_Anything..._(film)|''Say Anything...'']], where Lloyd Dobbler (John Cusack) romances Diane Court (Ione Skye) by standing in front of her bedroom window with a boombox playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel.
*Strong Bad asking Marzipan if she plans to bite off Pazquel's head, The King of Town's on-stage devouring of bats, and Marzipan's allegation of Limozeen performing bat-head-biting all refer to a notorious episode in the career of heavy metal musician [[Wikipedia:Ozzy#Drugs, alcohol, and animal abuse|Ozzy Osbourne]].
*If the Limozeen Coloring Book is used on Strong Bad, he uses the phrase "and name them George" - ths is a reference to a [[Looney Tunes]] short called ''[[Wikipedia:The Abominable Snow Rabbit|The Abominable Snow Rabbit]]'' involving [[wikipedia:Bugs_Bunny|Bugs Bunny]] and the Abominable Snowman.
*If you click on the fuse box at the DÖI Stage, Strong Bad remarks how his "frustration was sure to blow a 50 amp fuse." This is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Rolling Stones|Rolling Stones]] song "You Can't Always Get What You Want", where there is a line with a simmilar meaning.
*After the speaker has been brought down on the DÖI stage, Strong Bad mentions that it must be Cobain-proofed, a reference to ''Nirvana'' member [[wikipedia:Kurt_Cobain|Kurt Cobain]], who was known to destroy guitars and speakers at the climax of a performance.
*Strong Bad calls Bubs a [[Guitar Hero|keytar hero]].
*Strong Bad mentions the King of Town's Richard Pryor impression as being white - [[wikipedia:Richard Pryor|Richard Pryor]] was a black American comedian who was known for his unflinching examinations of racism.
*Strong Bad sends his Limozeen contest entry to Staten Island, 10301. 10301 is the zip code for part of [[wikipedia:Staten Island|Staten Island]], one of the five boroughs of New York City.
*While playing Limozeen's Hot Babelien Oddysey, Strong Bad references [[wikipedia:Inaugural address of John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy's inaugural address]] ("Ask not what your country can do for you...") and the tagline for the movie [[wikipedia:Alien (film)|Alien]] ("In space, no one can hear you scream").
*When searching for Canadian coins in his bed, Strong Bad mentions that he fails to find a single Loonie. A [[wikipedia:Loonie|Loonie]] is a Canadian one dollar coin, called such because is displays a common loon, a type of bird, on the front.
*Strong Bad twice mentions [[wikipedia:Rabies|rabies]], a fatal brain disease sometimes carried by animals such as bats. He also cautions Strong Sad not to foam at the mouth, one of the common symptoms of rabies.
*Strong Sad's "designy, foreign, put-it-together-yourself" bookshelves and vaguely Swedish-sounding name "Flurgendroon" are a reference to [[wikipedia:IKEA|IKEA]] and similar companies, who sell furniture disassembled in flat-pack boxes, for the buyer to assemble themselves.
*Bubs' diamond-encrusted plantanium record is a reference to [[wikipedia:Music recording sales certification|diamond and plantinum records]], which are given to artists for selling a certain number of albums, though the actual number varies depending on location.
*Strong Bad's mention that the Gremlin has a smoke screen and missiles is a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices.
**It could also be a reference to the arcade game [[wikipedia:Spy_Hunter|Spy Hunter]]
*Bubs' wish that Coach Z would behave like an O.G. is a reference to [[wikipedia:O.G._Original_Gangster|O.G. Original Gangster]], an album by Ice-T.
*Coach Z's doggerel "Yo, what light breaks through yonder window there... it's Marzipan, and she's got yellow hair" is a reference to the famous balcony scene from [[wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet|Romeo and Juliet]]. ("But soft! What light from yonder window breaks? 'Tis the East, and Juliet is the sun!"} He also mangles the line "wherefore art thou, Romeo", though since the line means "why are you Romeo?" rather than "where are you, Romeo?", he's misusing it as well.
*Strong Bad calls the fake sword "Suxcalibur", a reference to King Arthur's sword [[wikipedia:Excalibur|Excalibur]].
*Strong Mad's "T-K-O" when cheering the King of Town is a reference to [[wikipedia:Knockout|'''T'''echnical '''K'''nock'''o'''ut]], a term used in boxing. It may also indicate that Strong Mad is dyslexic.
*Limozeen mention the [[wikipedia:Moscow Music Peace Festival|Moscow Music Peace Festival]].
*Strong Bad calling the King of Town the King of Townshend refers to [[Wikipedia:Pete Townshend|Pete Townshend]] of [[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]]. Strong Bad's comparing King of Town's actions to Townshend at the end of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xZOrWK6d4g a famous performance of "My Generation"].
*One of Homestar's lines is sung to the tune of the main theme from [[wikipedia:The_NeverEnding_Story_(film)|The Neverending Story]].
*Strong Bad's calling his coloring book a "Interactive Chromatic Short-Form Novel" is a reference to mature-age readers referring to comic books as "Graphic Novels."
*[[wikipedia:Chaka Khan|Chaka Khan]] is a female American singer.
*Bubs' farewell line to Strong Bad, "Rock over London! Rock on Chicago", is a reference to schitzophrenic songwriter [[wikipedia:Wesley_Willis|Wesley Willis]], who would often use the lines in his songs.
*Strong Sad's plan to become a snooty rock journalist and then sell the rights to the story of his exploits to a snooty independent movie studio refers to [[wikipedia:Cameron_Crowe|Cameron Crowe]], who worked for Rolling Stone as a teenager and turned his story into the movie ''[[wikipedia:Almost_Famous|Almost Famous]]''.
*The line "Roadie Communication Breakdown!" and The Ugly One's consequent "It's always the same!" refer to the [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] song [[Wikipedia:Communication Breakdown|Communication Breakdown]].
*Strong Bad says his stage prop is "almost better than a flying pig" and "maybe cooler than a giant robotic demon".
**"Flying Pig" is a reference to a prop used in some performances by classic rock band [[wikipedia:Pink Floyd|Pink Floyd]]. It was also used on some of [[wikipedia:Roger Waters|Roger Waters']] solo tours.
**"Giant Robotic Demon" could be a reference to classic metal band [[wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]], who uses elaborate stage props in their concerts, including giant puppets of demons and monsters.
*Strong Bad refers to the Gremlin as having plus four armor, while the fake sword is negative zero. This is a reference to items in role-playing games which give a numerical boost (or penalty) to one or more of a character's stats.
*In the scene where Strong Bad realizes which characters are left for his band, The King of Town is eating a [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]].

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Sad comments that Strong Bad's video game "sounds pretty dangerous". Strong Bad replies, "No. Sounds..." then hums the opening theme to ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' as the camera zooms in on his ''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'' poster. ''Dangeresque 3'' later becomes the main focus of the next SBCG4AP episode.
**The next episode's events are further forshadowed in extended play, when examining the calendar in the computer room makes Strong Bad say "Well, now that I've gotten my broken Fun Machine repaired, maybe today's the day I get to work on Dangeresque 3."

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/baddestofthebands|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6683 Telltale Games Forum thread re: ''Baddest of the Bands'']
*[[Forum:14803|forum thread re: "Baddest of the Bands]]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/strongbadbaddestofthebands/news.html?sid=6198561&part=rss&tag=gs_all_games&subj=6198561 Gamespot Preview of ''Baddest of the Bands''] {{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.baddestofthebands.com The official website for ''Baddest of the Bands'']

{{SBCG4AP}}

Talk:Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:35:10 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Rocker Hair? */ Rock on, rockerhair.

==HR Easter egg shirt==

Just wondering. Is the secret shirt in [[Homestar Ruiner]] a squirrel or a dog? I thought it was a dog, but when I changed it, someone edited it back to a squirrel. So, what do you other users think? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 16:51, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's not a dog. Put the shirt on and stand in front of the backdrop.. you'll get a nice close-up view and see that it cannot possibly be a dog. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:19, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's a squirrel, I changed it to squirrel, Telltale explained it on their forums, I forgot where but it's a squirrel. {{User:splashUru1}} 1:37, 25 October 2008

==Kevin Bruner?==
Where is the supposed Kevin Bruner shirt, and why is it not listed in the walkthrough? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:19, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's in the same spot as the squirrel shirt. {{User:splashUru1}} 1:34, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

== Rocker Hair? ==

Who posted that? And is it true? What console was it on? PC or Wii?
{User: SplashUru1}
:Aye, the only hair I see is the Carabowdit hair. PC here. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 01:09, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
:It's called "big hair" or "long hair" or something in the game. I forget, but it's clearly rocker hair. Long, blond, build-in bandanna. And it appears on the Wii, at least. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:55, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
::I'm on the PC. I don't have it. Does it replace the leopard headband? (I do have that.) -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 02:43, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Nope. They're two separate items. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 02:43, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:From the Telltale forums, we've got another PC user without and another Wii user with. I'm starting to believe it's a Wii-exclusive costume item. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 03:33, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Iiiit's possible! That should probably be noted. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:35, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::I'm on PC and don't have it. Maxed awesomeness on games 1-4, so I have all available costumes. It's just not there. Were I to venture a guess, it's an item that was supposed to be available from Baddest of the Bands. But assumptions aren't really a good thing, so meh. For all intents and purposes, it's a Wii item. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 03:39, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:Wii exclusive, well that's a first, guess that should be posted, anyone have an image of it? --[[User:splashUru1|splashUru1]] 02:16, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks to some Windows Registry editing, I have a shot of it, now. ([http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6310/120108201108eu2.png Rocker hair]) A Telltale dev confirmed that it was supposed to be unlocked automatically in episode 4, and will be automatically unlocked for PC users in Episode 5. If you know where the registry entries are kept and want to add it yourself, it's "hairBig". -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 02:35, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)

ReverendTed — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:53:33 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Killingyouguy */ Scissors on KYG

[[Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|thumb|Brainblow City: a town as hard as steel and twice as gray.]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Brainblow City]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brainblow City Set==
===On first arrival===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.}'' Brainblow City... ''{The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.)'' ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!

===After the helicopter jump===
''{The scene re-materialises at the Brainblow City set. Homestar can be seen operating the camera and walking off, with Strong Bad standing behind him. Jump cut to Strong Bad jumping down from the Brick Wall, followed by another jump cut transitioning to his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another perfect landing out of a helicopter! Now I just need to find... ''{speaks slowly}'' ...some way to get to the Sun! Hmmm...

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Set Tours: Brainblow City
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. ''{Looks at the city backdrop}'' Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!

===Brainblow City===
:'''In extended play only'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. ''{Turns to the camera}'' This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!

===Renaldo===
====Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{infatuated}'' I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' What?! I said nothing!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's kinda harsh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{unsettled}'' ...Uncomfortable...!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!

====Renaldo → Stickanee Flower====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
:'''COACH Z:''' That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
:'''COACH Z:''' Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' You don't think she's still mad about that?
:'''COACH Z:''' Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!

==Agent Blue==
===Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Eagle is in the Pantry...
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I get any change?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please, stay the way you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on now, let's not make this personal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{understandingly}'' Right, of course!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But I'm not ''in'' Rome!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' That'll be 2000 Yen.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. ''{Pause}'' I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.

===Nunchuck Gun → Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

'''If the spout is bent'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

===Rock → Whale===
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:''{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}''

==Brainblow City Prison==
===Brainblow City Prison===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. ''{Turns to the camera}'' Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
:'''BUBS:''' I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!

===Diamonocle===
:''{First time only}''
:'''BUBS:''' Danger-skew!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Listen, Diamonicle... I know you have a grudge against me for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some scumbag kidnapper's hideout and you are gonna help me!
:'''BUBS:''' Relax! Turns out, prison's the best thing that ever happened to me! Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into perspective. I'm a new man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked cop's gotta stay bent, right?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{bends down}'' If you want, you can crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport... ''{holds up the aforementioned can}'' Only $3.99 a bottle! "It's like sweatin' on the inside!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, I told you, no product placement!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need some info, Diamonicle.
:'''BUBS:''' I'm your inside man!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
:'''BUBS:''' I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh.

====Diamonocle → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing Renaldo isn't here right now, he hates to see hardened criminals go all soft serve. Says he's got no respect for tough guys that turn out to be wimps!
:'''BUBS:''' Where is ol' Fez Head?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... He's waiting back at the brick wall... where it's safe.

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I have a kidnapping to solve and a hideout to break into. You're gonna have to tell me all your secrets.
:'''BUBS:''' Now why would I wanna do that?

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because, like you said, you're a new man! You've even lost a few pounds!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{warm-heartedly}'' Can you really tell?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Your monacle's even looking a little loose!
:'''BUBS:''' I've already had it taken in twice! Well, OK, I guess I can tell you. Don't let this get out, but I never did any of that stuff myself!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Threateningly}'' Because if you don't I'll have you transferred to Tri-Lambda Penitentiary!
:'''BUBS:''' With all the white-collar criminals, hackers and illegal downloaders of anime?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right: NERD PRISON!
:'''BUBS:''' You can't do that to me, man! What'll become of my street cred?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then 'fess up, or get ready to heavily protect your pocket!
:'''BUBS:''' Okay, you win, Dangeresque. The truth is, I never did any of that stuff!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' What?
:'''BUBS:''' I always hired guys to do that stuff for me! If you want to break into a kidnapper's hideout and rescue the hostage, you're gonna need the two best minds in the business... but you're not gonna like it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Why do people keep telling me that?
:'''BUBS:''' Both are people from your past. One is an expert kidnapping solver, and the other is the man with the plan!

====Diamonocle → Perducci silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who is this "man with the plan"?
:'''BUBS:''' The "plan" is literally the architectural plans to the kidnapper's hideout. You'll definitely need those for breakin' in purposes! And the "man" is your long time arch enemy... Perducci! ''{mispronounced as "Per-dookie"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up and waves his fist}'' PERDUCCI!!!
:'''BUBS:''' He's set up shop in an abandoned night club on the edge of Brainblow City!
:''{To '''Diamonocle → Cancel'''}''

====Diamonocle → Dadgeresque silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
:'''BUBS:''' It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!

====Diamonocle → Sultry Buttons====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me ask you something: How do you con the lady-types out of all their expensive jewel-ery?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh that's easy, man. You've just gotta find a place they find romantic, give them a couple of presents, and tell 'em you're dying of pretendicitis! They practically throw their money at you!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That could work, if I had any idea what city Sultry Buttons thought was romantic.

====Diamonocle → The Sun====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need to get to the Sun. Got any criminal projectives for me?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you could steal yourself a rocket-powered car, or some rocket boots, or a jet-pack filled with rocket fuel.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't know where to find any of that stuff. Maybe I can just find a rocket.

====Diamonocle → Cancel====
:'''Normally'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I need any more info, I'll be back.
::'''BUBS:''' You know where to find me! At least for the next 5 to 10!

:'''The first time after speaking about the expert kidnapping solver'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.
::''{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
::''{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!
::''{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?! Who are you talking about?
::'''COACH Z:''' YOUR FATHER!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he now?
::'''COACH Z:''' Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! ''{Jump cut}'' We're going to Italy!

====Big Knife → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waving around the knife}'' Hey, I think this would make a pretty good shiv!
:'''BUBS:''' Now how would I get THAT past security? Ooh, I know! Give it here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, whatever you have in mind is something I do NOT want to see. I think I'll hold on to it.

====Blueprints → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the blueprints}'' Take a look at this!
:'''BUBS:''' Those look like the plans I sold to Perduke-cci!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've seen these before?
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I got a hundred of them back in my cell.

====Nunchuck Gun → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' You're under arrest!
:'''BUBS:''' I know I am! I'm already in prison!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''{Puts it away}''

====Romantic Photo → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the photo}'' Check me out!
:'''BUBS:''' Looking good. Hey, is that you, Sultry Buttons and a Stickanee flower? I got one of those done too! ''{Holds up a photo exactly like the one Strong Bad has, except that it has himself with a huge mustache in place of Dangeresque.}''

====Trinket → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the trinket}'' What do you and your criminal mind make of this?
:'''BUBS:''' Hmm... maybe it's a key of some kind. I used to use big ol' chunks of metal like that to bust locks open all the time!

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' Guess that means come back later.

===Tuft of Grass===
:'''Only clickable once'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck is this? ''{Finds a monocle}''
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that's proably one of my spare monocles! It must have rolled through the bars to freedom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta remember to try this thing on myself! I wonder if it'll make me look more diabolical and German?

==City Limits==
===City Limits Sign===
:'''Either sign'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.

:'''Sign near the prison'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.

:'''Sign near the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.

====Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign====
:''{First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? ''{A bed sheet falls out of the sign}'' Whoa! That's way better than fruit! ''{Strong Bad picks it up}'' Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!

==DangeCar-esque==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! ''{turns away from the car}'' Foreshadowing!!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Walking past, singing to the tune of ''Billie Jean''}'' Billy Dee is not my lover...

===Car Chase Scene===
:''{The camera zooms in towards the car, with Strong Bad driving in it. The Cheat can be seen in the background moving a tree back and forth, simulating the car's movement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds a VCR to the side of his head}'' You got the- you got the Big Daddy D calling all agents! Please check in!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Breaker, breaker! I lost track of Renaldo, but I'm catching up fast! I'll be there as soon as I can! Over! ''{imitates static}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it snappy, Yellow 5! ''{camera zooms out to show Strong Mad "chasing" him}'' I've got a smokey on my six... and this round... sixes are wild! ''{puts down the VCR}''
:''{The camera moves to give the illusion of the car taking hard corners.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AND MY BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT! Looks like I'll have to do some extravehicular activities. Good thing my car was recently upgraded to receive voice commands... which I'll probably only use this one time and then forget about it forever. Take over, auto-autopilot!
:''{Strong Bad jumps up onto the roof of the car, with the autopilot - Bubs's security robot - taking over the driving.}''

====After a few actions====
:''{If Strong Bad is on the car's hood, he will jump back to the roof. A toy helicopter held by Coach Z is brought in front of the camera, with a small Cardboard Marzipan model taped onto one of its windows. Occasionally, Coach Z will spin the helicopter's main rotor with his other hand.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, it's me! What's going on down there?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... now is not really a good time to chat. Get that chopper closer!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I can't get any closer! You try to be taller!

====Autopilot====
'''On occasion'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate voice commands!

=====Autopilot → Brakes=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oh right, the brakes are cut.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With the brakes cut, I gotta find another way to slow this car down!

=====Autopilot → Escape Hatch=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door lifts, but Strong Mad closes it while running.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Quit tailgating... unless you have some Cold Ones and potato salad to share!

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door opens.}''

=====Autopilot → Missiles=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE FORWARD MISSILES!
:''{A cardboard missile - presumably thrown by The Cheat - is launched in front of the car. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, ''that'' was useless.

=====Autopilot → Oil Slick=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see how well Tiny can keep up on an OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and pours grease from a Blubb-O's cup under Strong Mad's feet, who then starts to pretend to slip.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SLIPPING ON OIL!
::''(After the next action, Strong Mad recovers and starts running normally again.}''

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and pours grease onto where Strong Mad's feet should have been.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' I guess it's only effective when people are right up all in my grill.

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if this'll work again? OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and tips the cup of grease near Strong Mad's feet, but nothing comes out.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no.

=====Autopilot → Sawmerang=====
:'''If Strong Bad hasn't obtained a Sawmerang yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWBLADE BOOMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to one of the tires, before showing a jump cut transition to that tire having a cardboard sawmerang placed onto it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if there were cool tanks, or maybe a street luger driving beside me right now, they would be so totally shredded!

:'''If the hubcaps have been deployed but not taken'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{Shot of the wheel with hubcaps in place}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh? I guess to deploy the hubcaps again, I need to un-deploy them first. I'll have to remember to install that feature next time.

:'''If Strong Bad already has a Sawmerang'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to the same tire that had a sawmerang materialize before. This time, nothing happens.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't replenish? Fine! I'll just have to use the one I already have.

=====Autopilot → Smokescreen=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hit 'em with the SMOKE SCREEN!
:''{Jump cut to the car now showing a firework taped onto it. A blast of smoke from it covers Strong Mad.}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SMOKE IS FOR DOPES!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That didn't even slow him down! Must be from years of henching in smokey dives!

====Front====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to slow this car down the prehistoric way! ''{jumps down and pushes his back against the front}'' Owwww!!! Oww oww oww oww oww! ''{jumps back up}''
:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{edges closer to the car}'' I'M GETTING CLOSER!
:'''If Strong Mad is close to the car or hasn't been pushed back, he bumps into the hatch while running.'''

====Hatch====
:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no way I can jump... ''{accentuation on "jump"}'' ...to the top of that hatch from here!

:'''If Strong Mad isn't underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Joop!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch, which starts to close as soon as he lands on it. He starts slipping on the door as he struggles to return to the roof.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bad idea! Bad idea! ''{falls onto his back and rebounds onto the roof}'' Oof!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' You almost had it, Dangeresque! See if you can prop that hatch up with something!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{aloud to himself}'' See if you can patch your trap up with something!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Nothing!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover, interrupts}'' Shut up and get up here!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch and for the helicopter. He holds onto one of the railings for it, before climbing on board. The scene transitions to the inside of the helicopter.}''

====Helicopter====
:'''When on the roof'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Errgh! ''{Jumps and reaches for the helicopter}'' I just can't reach it from here! I need to find a way to get higher!

:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm WAY too far from the helicopter! I'm not even gonna try to jump... ''{accentuated the same way as the catchprase "looks like I'm gonna have to jump..."}'' ...from here.

=====Nunchuck Gun → Helicopter=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Aims the nunchuck gun at the helicopter}'' Don't make me use this on you, Cutesy Buttons!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Shot of her inside the helicopter}'' Don't you threaten me, Dangeresque. I'll leave you here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Just... wait. I'll find a way to get to you!

====Killingyouguy====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! Killingyouguy is right on my tail in this high-speed stunt-spectacular car chase! If he catches up, I'm done for!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' CAR CHASE! CAR CHASE!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you getting tired yet?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NEVER!!

=====Nunchuk Gun → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{points the gun at Strong Mad and imitates gunfire}'' Pchew! Pchew! Pchow! Pchew!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M BULLET PROOF!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bullet proof?! That's hardly fair! ''{puts the gun away}''

=====Small Rock → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A puny little rock like this won't do anything against that pummeling machine!

=====Scissors → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not a bad idea, but the blades on these scissors are nowhere near deadly enough to affect that guy!

====Roof → Hood====
:''{Strong Bad jumps to the hood.}''
:'''Hood → Roof has the same effect, albeit in reverse.'''

====Sawmerang====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Only a black belt in Pad Prik Pork like myself can remove one of these Sawmerang hubcaps while it's still spinning. ''{hangs off the car from the side, waiting for the perfect moment to grab the... spinning hubcap}'' Ennhhh... ennnhhh... ''{takes the Sawmerang and jumps back up to the hood}'' Got it!

=====Sawmerang → Killingyouguy=====
:'''If Strong Mad isn't slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who loses his balance while running. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, regaining his balance.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' QUIT IT! I ALMOST TRIPPED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, he stumbled a bit, but not much else. Sure was fun though!

:'''If Strong Mad is slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Hey Killingyouguy! You should have "saw" this coming!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who gets knocked back and lands in a sitting position. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, whom returned to his feet.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN! ''{starts running, with the camera view showing that he's slightly further away from the car}'' NOW I'M BACK!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That guy is unstoppable!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, but it simply deflects off of the hatch.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a bullet}'' Check out this stray bullet, apparently monogrammed by... ''{confused}'' ...Killingyouguy?

==Helicopter Set==
===Inside===
:''{Continues from the car chase scene. Interior of the helicopter, with Marzipan at the controls.)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seductively}'' What took ya so long?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh huh. You're lucky you made it out alive!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had the situation totally under control, babe. And I got your formula! ''{gives the formula to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Now I can save the rainforest! I'll start by planting a nursery in my backyard! ''{The camera viewpoint changes to show both Strong Bad and Marzipan, the latter suddenly wearing a parachute on her back.}'' Goodbye Dangeresque, I'll never forget you! ''{jumps out of the helicopter}'' Ahhhhhhh...
:''{During the next line, the camera pans out to focus on Strong Bad. Marzipan can be seen leaving the set.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover, imitates static}'' Dangeresque, it is I, Uzi Bazooka!
:''{Jump cut to Strong Bad holding the VCR to his head.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're too late, Bazooka! I already gave the formula back to Cutesy Buttons!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't care about the formula! I never did! I just want to make you suffer! And now I have kidnapped your partner, Renaldo!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover; the camera shakes during his line}'' Dangeresque! Don't listen to him!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm taking him to my secret space station on the sun! If you want to save him, come and get him! ''{gets confused about the line's emphasis}'' ...Come and GET him... COME and get him... come AND get him... Yeah, go with the first one.
:''{Strong Bad lowers the VCR unamusingly. Cue a jump cut to him standing near the helicopter's entrance.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. Looks like I'm seriously gonna have to jump! ''{jumps out from the entrance}''
:''{The player is taken back to the Brainblow City Set at this point.}''

===Outside===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that is just... nothing. ''{Walks behind the camera}'' Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! ''{There is a thump and the camera shakes}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! I said I'll get it later!

==Kidnapper's Hideout==
:'''The player is automatically taken here after obtaining the plans and rescuing the hostage.'''

:''{The Kidnapper's Hideout set is located at the top of Bubs' Concession Stand. The scene begins with Strong Bad climbing to the roof.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunt}'' Come on guys, according to... ''{pulls himself onto the roof with another grunt}'' ...Perducci's plans, the best way to break in is through the roof!
:''{The camera swings around, showing Homestar present in the scene.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's what I ''wanted'' you to think! You fell right into our trap!
:''{The camera pans out to show him standing near Strong Mad and the Cheat, with Marzipan standing behind them. The camera then changes viewpoint to show Strong Bad, now standing near Coach Z and Senor Cardgage.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It's Dangeresque Too?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' Dangeresque Too? How could you? And with such an awesome name. ''{raises his fist and speaks bitterly and slowly}'' I thought we were friends!
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{walks around behind Strong Bad}'' Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?
:''{Camera view changes back to Homestar.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You thought wrong, Dangeresque! Call me... UZI BAZOOKA!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{lowers his bazooka}'' Mehr!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Now, give me the formula and I'll give you this computer disk of highly important rocket launch codes! ''{holds up a blue floppy disk}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey! Professor Experimento's launch codes! We need those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No dice, traitor Joe!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh yeah, well what if I... ''{raises a blue toy gun}'' ...shoot your dad?
:''{A gunshot sound effect is heard. The scene changes perspective, now showing Senor Cardgage on the ground clutching his chest with one hand and his head lying on some newspaper - apparently sleeping.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up, distressed}'' NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:'''HOMESTAR/THE CHEAT/STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-sync with each other}'' HA HA HA HA HA!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Dad! ''{crouches down towards Senor Cardgage}'' Don't you... sniff... die on me!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{concerned}'' Oh, he don't look too good.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Don't do this, Dad! You have to hang on! Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! Umm... She Bop!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{subdued}'' He's gone, Dangeresque.
:''{During Coach Z's line, Senor Cardgage is seen leaving the scene.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' WHYYY!!! He was my father! It's not fair! Oh cruel world! ''{pronounced "cru-elle wuh-rorld"}'' ''{starts speaking distraughtfully}'' How could you take my only father from me? Why now? Whhhyyyyy?! ''{angrily turns towards Homestar}'' BAAZZOOOKAAAA!!!! ''{Pulls out his nunchuk gun}''
:''{A Mexican stand-off commences, with everyone aiming guns at everyone else. During this scene, Marzipan will advance one space to the right per action, if she is able. If any of the bad guys backs into her, they will catch her and send her back to the start.}''

===Killingyouguy===
:''{Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the front row, Homestar jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold it right there, Wide Load!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WIDTH!
:'''COACH Z:''' All we want is the girl!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the disks! Don't forget the disks.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, Jose! ''{Pronounces it with the J}''

===The Cheat===
:''{Homestar and The Cheat jump to the front row, Strong Mad jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me what I want or I'll shoot your fuzzy little buddy!
:'''COACH Z:''' He'll do it! I've seen him exterminate yellow spotted hamsters before!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Mrrreehhhh!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa... take it easy! Ix-nay on the amster-hay!

===Uzi Bazooka===
:''{Homestar and Strong Mad jump to the front row, The Cheat jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You killed my father! Prepare to... ''{speaks quickly}'' ...have a bullet from my Nunchuk Gun pierce your flesh causing internal injuries and bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
:'''COACH Z:''' That's far enough!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand over the girl and the disks, scumball... bag!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Forget it, Dingle-esque! Besides, these aren't even ''my'' stolen disks of important launch codes. I'm just holding them for Perducci!

===Renaldo===
:''{Homestar jumps to the front row, Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Renaldo, tell Bazooka we want the girl and the disks!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ahhh! Bazooka, we want the girl and the disks!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No!
:'''COACH Z:''' He said no. Sorry, Dangeresque, I did my best.

===If Killingyouguy bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''STRONG MAD:''' HEY!!!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooops! I'll... just be back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If The Cheat bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm going back! ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If Uzi Bazooka bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, just where do you think YOU'RE going, Missy?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who, me? Uh, nowhere. Just... gonna go back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===When Cutesy Buttons reaches the disk===
:''{Marzipan walks to Homestar's left and pinches the disk from him.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I've got the disks! Good work stalling them until I could clear an escape route, Dangeresque!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, you tricked me! Take 'em down, Killingyouguy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns away from Homestar, with Marzipan and Coach Z doing the same}'' Uh oh! Looks like we're gonna have to jump!!
:''{All three prepare to jump. The scene cuts to the jump being enacted by their respective stunt doubles - Strong Sad, Cardboard Marzipan and a bonsai tree with Coach Z's Z, though Cardboard Marzipan and the bonsai tree are the wrong way around. All three of them land flat on their faces. Cue a jump cut to Strong Bad, Marzipan and Coach Z standing up from that position, in the same order as they were on the roof.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' That was close! ''{points ahead of him}'' Uh oh, here they come!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody scatter! We'll meet up at the rendez-vous ''{pronounced "rondess-vouce"}'' point!
:''{All three run in different directions. After they all leave, Coach Z walks to the other side of the camera's viewpoint, presumably to turn it off. The player is automatically taken to the car chase scene at this point.}''

==Shark Pond==
===Shark Pond===
:'''Before Credenza gets put in'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks directly at the water}'' Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!

:'''While Credenza is in the pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.

====Plant → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! ''{Tosses the plant into the pond}''

====Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holds the flower over the pond}'' Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. ''{Puts it away}''

==Snap Shak==
===Wardrobe===

:'''On first entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess it could't hurt to have a few more mug shots made. ''{Goes inside}'' Hey, I remember this place! This is the old Inter-galactional Department of Under Cover Disguises!

:'''First entry in extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our wardrobe department. Follow me! ''{Goes inside}''

:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

=====Red Chef Hat → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Today we're making The Cheat a L'Orange. It's considered a delicacy in East Strong Badia.

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

=====Thin Mustache → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Old-Timey Strong Bad voice}'' I'll tie you to the dastardly train tracks! And wear a cape for no good reason!

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

===Box===
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{struggles to reach for the box}'' I can't... quite... reach it...!

:'''When it's on the ground'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks underneath}'' Awesome. ''{Finds a hat}'' Oh man. ''{Calling}'' Wardrobe! Someone left this out! ''{Angrily}'' No no, I'll take care of it. I'll just put it back in the photo booth myself.

====Small Rock → Box====
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move}'' Well... that was useless.

==The Stick==
===Stickanee Tree===
:'''Before the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!

:'''After the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It ''does'' look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor ''is'' the 12th profession listed on my business card.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.

====Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here you go, little stick. ''{Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal}'' Whoa! You sprouted a... something!

'''Formula → Stickanee Tree will have the same effect'''

====Knife → Stickanee Tree====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. ''{Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}''

:'''If Strong Bad already has a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!

====Safety Scissors → Stickanee Tree====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These safety scissors are probably sharp enough to cut through oatmeal, melted butter, or freshly baked milkshakes, but there is ''no way'' they can take down ''this'' mighty timber!

===Branch===
:''{Strong Bad picks up the branch without saying anything.}''

===Cereal Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the box}'' This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!

===Flower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... ''{takes it}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)

ReverendTed — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:49:49 GMT

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[[Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|thumb|Brainblow City: a town as hard as steel and twice as gray.]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Brainblow City]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brainblow City Set==
===On first arrival===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.}'' Brainblow City... ''{The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.)'' ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!

===After the helicopter jump===
''{The scene re-materialises at the Brainblow City set. Homestar can be seen operating the camera and walking off, with Strong Bad standing behind him. Jump cut to Strong Bad jumping down from the Brick Wall, followed by another jump cut transitioning to his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another perfect landing out of a helicopter! Now I just need to find... ''{speaks slowly}'' ...some way to get to the Sun! Hmmm...

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Set Tours: Brainblow City
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. ''{Looks at the city backdrop}'' Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!

===Brainblow City===
:'''In extended play only'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. ''{Turns to the camera}'' This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!

===Renaldo===
====Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{infatuated}'' I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' What?! I said nothing!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's kinda harsh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{unsettled}'' ...Uncomfortable...!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!

====Renaldo → Stickanee Flower====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
:'''COACH Z:''' That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
:'''COACH Z:''' Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' You don't think she's still mad about that?
:'''COACH Z:''' Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!

==Agent Blue==
===Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Eagle is in the Pantry...
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I get any change?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please, stay the way you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on now, let's not make this personal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{understandingly}'' Right, of course!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But I'm not ''in'' Rome!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' That'll be 2000 Yen.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. ''{Pause}'' I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.

===Nunchuck Gun → Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

'''If the spout is bent'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

===Rock → Whale===
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:''{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}''

==Brainblow City Prison==
===Brainblow City Prison===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. ''{Turns to the camera}'' Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
:'''BUBS:''' I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!

===Diamonocle===
:''{First time only}''
:'''BUBS:''' Danger-skew!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Listen, Diamonicle... I know you have a grudge against me for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some scumbag kidnapper's hideout and you are gonna help me!
:'''BUBS:''' Relax! Turns out, prison's the best thing that ever happened to me! Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into perspective. I'm a new man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked cop's gotta stay bent, right?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{bends down}'' If you want, you can crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport... ''{holds up the aforementioned can}'' Only $3.99 a bottle! "It's like sweatin' on the inside!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, I told you, no product placement!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need some info, Diamonicle.
:'''BUBS:''' I'm your inside man!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
:'''BUBS:''' I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh.

====Diamonocle → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing Renaldo isn't here right now, he hates to see hardened criminals go all soft serve. Says he's got no respect for tough guys that turn out to be wimps!
:'''BUBS:''' Where is ol' Fez Head?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... He's waiting back at the brick wall... where it's safe.

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I have a kidnapping to solve and a hideout to break into. You're gonna have to tell me all your secrets.
:'''BUBS:''' Now why would I wanna do that?

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because, like you said, you're a new man! You've even lost a few pounds!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{warm-heartedly}'' Can you really tell?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Your monacle's even looking a little loose!
:'''BUBS:''' I've already had it taken in twice! Well, OK, I guess I can tell you. Don't let this get out, but I never did any of that stuff myself!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Threateningly}'' Because if you don't I'll have you transferred to Tri-Lambda Penitentiary!
:'''BUBS:''' With all the white-collar criminals, hackers and illegal downloaders of anime?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right: NERD PRISON!
:'''BUBS:''' You can't do that to me, man! What'll become of my street cred?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then 'fess up, or get ready to heavily protect your pocket!
:'''BUBS:''' Okay, you win, Dangeresque. The truth is, I never did any of that stuff!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' What?
:'''BUBS:''' I always hired guys to do that stuff for me! If you want to break into a kidnapper's hideout and rescue the hostage, you're gonna need the two best minds in the business... but you're not gonna like it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Why do people keep telling me that?
:'''BUBS:''' Both are people from your past. One is an expert kidnapping solver, and the other is the man with the plan!

====Diamonocle → Perducci silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who is this "man with the plan"?
:'''BUBS:''' The "plan" is literally the architectural plans to the kidnapper's hideout. You'll definitely need those for breakin' in purposes! And the "man" is your long time arch enemy... Perducci! ''{mispronounced as "Per-dookie"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up and waves his fist}'' PERDUCCI!!!
:'''BUBS:''' He's set up shop in an abandoned night club on the edge of Brainblow City!
:''{To '''Diamonocle → Cancel'''}''

====Diamonocle → Dadgeresque silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
:'''BUBS:''' It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!

====Diamonocle → Sultry Buttons====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me ask you something: How do you con the lady-types out of all their expensive jewel-ery?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh that's easy, man. You've just gotta find a place they find romantic, give them a couple of presents, and tell 'em you're dying of pretendicitis! They practically throw their money at you!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That could work, if I had any idea what city Sultry Buttons thought was romantic.

====Diamonocle → The Sun====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need to get to the Sun. Got any criminal projectives for me?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you could steal yourself a rocket-powered car, or some rocket boots, or a jet-pack filled with rocket fuel.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't know where to find any of that stuff. Maybe I can just find a rocket.

====Diamonocle → Cancel====
:'''Normally'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I need any more info, I'll be back.
::'''BUBS:''' You know where to find me! At least for the next 5 to 10!

:'''The first time after speaking about the expert kidnapping solver'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.
::''{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
::''{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!
::''{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?! Who are you talking about?
::'''COACH Z:''' YOUR FATHER!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he now?
::'''COACH Z:''' Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! ''{Jump cut}'' We're going to Italy!

====Big Knife → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waving around the knife}'' Hey, I think this would make a pretty good shiv!
:'''BUBS:''' Now how would I get THAT past security? Ooh, I know! Give it here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, whatever you have in mind is something I do NOT want to see. I think I'll hold on to it.

====Blueprints → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the blueprints}'' Take a look at this!
:'''BUBS:''' Those look like the plans I sold to Perduke-cci!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've seen these before?
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I got a hundred of them back in my cell.

====Nunchuck Gun → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' You're under arrest!
:'''BUBS:''' I know I am! I'm already in prison!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''{Puts it away}''

====Romantic Photo → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the photo}'' Check me out!
:'''BUBS:''' Looking good. Hey, is that you, Sultry Buttons and a Stickanee flower? I got one of those done too! ''{Holds up a photo exactly like the one Strong Bad has, except that it has himself with a huge mustache in place of Dangeresque.}''

====Trinket → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the trinket}'' What do you and your criminal mind make of this?
:'''BUBS:''' Hmm... maybe it's a key of some kind. I used to use big ol' chunks of metal like that to bust locks open all the time!

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' Guess that means come back later.

===Tuft of Grass===
:'''Only clickable once'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck is this? ''{Finds a monocle}''
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that's proably one of my spare monocles! It must have rolled through the bars to freedom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta remember to try this thing on myself! I wonder if it'll make me look more diabolical and German?

==City Limits==
===City Limits Sign===
:'''Either sign'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.

:'''Sign near the prison'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.

:'''Sign near the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.

====Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign====
:''{First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? ''{A bed sheet falls out of the sign}'' Whoa! That's way better than fruit! ''{Strong Bad picks it up}'' Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!

==DangeCar-esque==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! ''{turns away from the car}'' Foreshadowing!!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Walking past, singing to the tune of ''Billie Jean''}'' Billy Dee is not my lover...

===Car Chase Scene===
:''{The camera zooms in towards the car, with Strong Bad driving in it. The Cheat can be seen in the background moving a tree back and forth, simulating the car's movement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds a VCR to the side of his head}'' You got the- you got the Big Daddy D calling all agents! Please check in!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Breaker, breaker! I lost track of Renaldo, but I'm catching up fast! I'll be there as soon as I can! Over! ''{imitates static}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it snappy, Yellow 5! ''{camera zooms out to show Strong Mad "chasing" him}'' I've got a smokey on my six... and this round... sixes are wild! ''{puts down the VCR}''
:''{The camera moves to give the illusion of the car taking hard corners.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AND MY BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT! Looks like I'll have to do some extravehicular activities. Good thing my car was recently upgraded to receive voice commands... which I'll probably only use this one time and then forget about it forever. Take over, auto-autopilot!
:''{Strong Bad jumps up onto the roof of the car, with the autopilot - Bubs's security robot - taking over the driving.}''

====After a few actions====
:''{If Strong Bad is on the car's hood, he will jump back to the roof. A toy helicopter held by Coach Z is brought in front of the camera, with a small Cardboard Marzipan model taped onto one of its windows. Occasionally, Coach Z will spin the helicopter's main rotor with his other hand.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, it's me! What's going on down there?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... now is not really a good time to chat. Get that chopper closer!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I can't get any closer! You try to be taller!

====Autopilot====
'''On occasion'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate voice commands!

=====Autopilot → Brakes=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oh right, the brakes are cut.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With the brakes cut, I gotta find another way to slow this car down!

=====Autopilot → Escape Hatch=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door lifts, but Strong Mad closes it while running.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Quit tailgating... unless you have some Cold Ones and potato salad to share!

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door opens.}''

=====Autopilot → Missiles=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE FORWARD MISSILES!
:''{A cardboard missile - presumably thrown by The Cheat - is launched in front of the car. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, ''that'' was useless.

=====Autopilot → Oil Slick=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see how well Tiny can keep up on an OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and pours grease from a Blubb-O's cup under Strong Mad's feet, who then starts to pretend to slip.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SLIPPING ON OIL!
::''(After the next action, Strong Mad recovers and starts running normally again.}''

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and pours grease onto where Strong Mad's feet should have been.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' I guess it's only effective when people are right up all in my grill.

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if this'll work again? OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and tips the cup of grease near Strong Mad's feet, but nothing comes out.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no.

=====Autopilot → Sawmerang=====
:'''If Strong Bad hasn't obtained a Sawmerang yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWBLADE BOOMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to one of the tires, before showing a jump cut transition to that tire having a cardboard sawmerang placed onto it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if there were cool tanks, or maybe a street luger driving beside me right now, they would be so totally shredded!

:'''If the hubcaps have been deployed but not taken'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{Shot of the wheel with hubcaps in place}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh? I guess to deploy the hubcaps again, I need to un-deploy them first. I'll have to remember to install that feature next time.

:'''If Strong Bad already has a Sawmerang'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to the same tire that had a sawmerang materialize before. This time, nothing happens.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't replenish? Fine! I'll just have to use the one I already have.

=====Autopilot → Smokescreen=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hit 'em with the SMOKE SCREEN!
:''{Jump cut to the car now showing a firework taped onto it. A blast of smoke from it covers Strong Mad.}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SMOKE IS FOR DOPES!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That didn't even slow him down! Must be from years of henching in smokey dives!

====Front====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to slow this car down the prehistoric way! ''{jumps down and pushes his back against the front}'' Owwww!!! Oww oww oww oww oww! ''{jumps back up}''
:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{edges closer to the car}'' I'M GETTING CLOSER!
:'''If Strong Mad is close to the car or hasn't been pushed back, he bumps into the hatch while running.'''

====Hatch====
:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no way I can jump... ''{accentuation on "jump"}'' ...to the top of that hatch from here!

:'''If Strong Mad isn't underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Joop!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch, which starts to close as soon as he lands on it. He starts slipping on the door as he struggles to return to the roof.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bad idea! Bad idea! ''{falls onto his back and rebounds onto the roof}'' Oof!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' You almost had it, Dangeresque! See if you can prop that hatch up with something!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{aloud to himself}'' See if you can patch your trap up with something!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Nothing!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover, interrupts}'' Shut up and get up here!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch and for the helicopter. He holds onto one of the railings for it, before climbing on board. The scene transitions to the inside of the helicopter.}''

====Helicopter====
:'''When on the roof'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Errgh! ''{Jumps and reaches for the helicopter}'' I just can't reach it from here! I need to find a way to get higher!

:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm WAY too far from the helicopter! I'm not even gonna try to jump... ''{accentuated the same way as the catchprase "looks like I'm gonna have to jump..."}'' ...from here.

=====Nunchuck Gun → Helicopter=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Aims the nunchuck gun at the helicopter}'' Don't make me use this on you, Cutesy Buttons!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Shot of her inside the helicopter}'' Don't you threaten me, Dangeresque. I'll leave you here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Just... wait. I'll find a way to get to you!

====Killingyouguy====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! Killingyouguy is right on my tail in this high-speed stunt-spectacular car chase! If he catches up, I'm done for!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' CAR CHASE! CAR CHASE!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you getting tired yet?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NEVER!!

=====Nunchuk Gun → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{points the gun at Strong Mad and imitates gunfire}'' Pchew! Pchew! Pchow! Pchew!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M BULLET PROOF!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bullet proof?! That's hardly fair! ''{puts the gun away}''

=====Small Rock → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A puny little rock like this won't do anything against that pummeling machine!

====Roof → Hood====
:''{Strong Bad jumps to the hood.}''
:'''Hood → Roof has the same effect, albeit in reverse.'''

====Sawmerang====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Only a black belt in Pad Prik Pork like myself can remove one of these Sawmerang hubcaps while it's still spinning. ''{hangs off the car from the side, waiting for the perfect moment to grab the... spinning hubcap}'' Ennhhh... ennnhhh... ''{takes the Sawmerang and jumps back up to the hood}'' Got it!

=====Sawmerang → Killingyouguy=====
:'''If Strong Mad isn't slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who loses his balance while running. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, regaining his balance.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' QUIT IT! I ALMOST TRIPPED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, he stumbled a bit, but not much else. Sure was fun though!

:'''If Strong Mad is slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Hey Killingyouguy! You should have "saw" this coming!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who gets knocked back and lands in a sitting position. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, whom returned to his feet.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN! ''{starts running, with the camera view showing that he's slightly further away from the car}'' NOW I'M BACK!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That guy is unstoppable!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, but it simply deflects off of the hatch.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a bullet}'' Check out this stray bullet, apparently monogrammed by... ''{confused}'' ...Killingyouguy?

==Helicopter Set==
===Inside===
:''{Continues from the car chase scene. Interior of the helicopter, with Marzipan at the controls.)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seductively}'' What took ya so long?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh huh. You're lucky you made it out alive!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had the situation totally under control, babe. And I got your formula! ''{gives the formula to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Now I can save the rainforest! I'll start by planting a nursery in my backyard! ''{The camera viewpoint changes to show both Strong Bad and Marzipan, the latter suddenly wearing a parachute on her back.}'' Goodbye Dangeresque, I'll never forget you! ''{jumps out of the helicopter}'' Ahhhhhhh...
:''{During the next line, the camera pans out to focus on Strong Bad. Marzipan can be seen leaving the set.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover, imitates static}'' Dangeresque, it is I, Uzi Bazooka!
:''{Jump cut to Strong Bad holding the VCR to his head.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're too late, Bazooka! I already gave the formula back to Cutesy Buttons!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't care about the formula! I never did! I just want to make you suffer! And now I have kidnapped your partner, Renaldo!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover; the camera shakes during his line}'' Dangeresque! Don't listen to him!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm taking him to my secret space station on the sun! If you want to save him, come and get him! ''{gets confused about the line's emphasis}'' ...Come and GET him... COME and get him... come AND get him... Yeah, go with the first one.
:''{Strong Bad lowers the VCR unamusingly. Cue a jump cut to him standing near the helicopter's entrance.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. Looks like I'm seriously gonna have to jump! ''{jumps out from the entrance}''
:''{The player is taken back to the Brainblow City Set at this point.}''

===Outside===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that is just... nothing. ''{Walks behind the camera}'' Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! ''{There is a thump and the camera shakes}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! I said I'll get it later!

==Kidnapper's Hideout==
:'''The player is automatically taken here after obtaining the plans and rescuing the hostage.'''

:''{The Kidnapper's Hideout set is located at the top of Bubs' Concession Stand. The scene begins with Strong Bad climbing to the roof.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunt}'' Come on guys, according to... ''{pulls himself onto the roof with another grunt}'' ...Perducci's plans, the best way to break in is through the roof!
:''{The camera swings around, showing Homestar present in the scene.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's what I ''wanted'' you to think! You fell right into our trap!
:''{The camera pans out to show him standing near Strong Mad and the Cheat, with Marzipan standing behind them. The camera then changes viewpoint to show Strong Bad, now standing near Coach Z and Senor Cardgage.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It's Dangeresque Too?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' Dangeresque Too? How could you? And with such an awesome name. ''{raises his fist and speaks bitterly and slowly}'' I thought we were friends!
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{walks around behind Strong Bad}'' Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?
:''{Camera view changes back to Homestar.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You thought wrong, Dangeresque! Call me... UZI BAZOOKA!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{lowers his bazooka}'' Mehr!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Now, give me the formula and I'll give you this computer disk of highly important rocket launch codes! ''{holds up a blue floppy disk}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey! Professor Experimento's launch codes! We need those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No dice, traitor Joe!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh yeah, well what if I... ''{raises a blue toy gun}'' ...shoot your dad?
:''{A gunshot sound effect is heard. The scene changes perspective, now showing Senor Cardgage on the ground clutching his chest with one hand and his head lying on some newspaper - apparently sleeping.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up, distressed}'' NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:'''HOMESTAR/THE CHEAT/STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-sync with each other}'' HA HA HA HA HA!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Dad! ''{crouches down towards Senor Cardgage}'' Don't you... sniff... die on me!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{concerned}'' Oh, he don't look too good.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Don't do this, Dad! You have to hang on! Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! Umm... She Bop!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{subdued}'' He's gone, Dangeresque.
:''{During Coach Z's line, Senor Cardgage is seen leaving the scene.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' WHYYY!!! He was my father! It's not fair! Oh cruel world! ''{pronounced "cru-elle wuh-rorld"}'' ''{starts speaking distraughtfully}'' How could you take my only father from me? Why now? Whhhyyyyy?! ''{angrily turns towards Homestar}'' BAAZZOOOKAAAA!!!! ''{Pulls out his nunchuk gun}''
:''{A Mexican stand-off commences, with everyone aiming guns at everyone else. During this scene, Marzipan will advance one space to the right per action, if she is able. If any of the bad guys backs into her, they will catch her and send her back to the start.}''

===Killingyouguy===
:''{Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the front row, Homestar jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold it right there, Wide Load!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WIDTH!
:'''COACH Z:''' All we want is the girl!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the disks! Don't forget the disks.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, Jose! ''{Pronounces it with the J}''

===The Cheat===
:''{Homestar and The Cheat jump to the front row, Strong Mad jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me what I want or I'll shoot your fuzzy little buddy!
:'''COACH Z:''' He'll do it! I've seen him exterminate yellow spotted hamsters before!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Mrrreehhhh!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa... take it easy! Ix-nay on the amster-hay!

===Uzi Bazooka===
:''{Homestar and Strong Mad jump to the front row, The Cheat jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You killed my father! Prepare to... ''{speaks quickly}'' ...have a bullet from my Nunchuk Gun pierce your flesh causing internal injuries and bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
:'''COACH Z:''' That's far enough!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand over the girl and the disks, scumball... bag!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Forget it, Dingle-esque! Besides, these aren't even ''my'' stolen disks of important launch codes. I'm just holding them for Perducci!

===Renaldo===
:''{Homestar jumps to the front row, Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Renaldo, tell Bazooka we want the girl and the disks!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ahhh! Bazooka, we want the girl and the disks!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No!
:'''COACH Z:''' He said no. Sorry, Dangeresque, I did my best.

===If Killingyouguy bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''STRONG MAD:''' HEY!!!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooops! I'll... just be back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If The Cheat bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm going back! ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If Uzi Bazooka bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, just where do you think YOU'RE going, Missy?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who, me? Uh, nowhere. Just... gonna go back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===When Cutesy Buttons reaches the disk===
:''{Marzipan walks to Homestar's left and pinches the disk from him.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I've got the disks! Good work stalling them until I could clear an escape route, Dangeresque!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, you tricked me! Take 'em down, Killingyouguy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns away from Homestar, with Marzipan and Coach Z doing the same}'' Uh oh! Looks like we're gonna have to jump!!
:''{All three prepare to jump. The scene cuts to the jump being enacted by their respective stunt doubles - Strong Sad, Cardboard Marzipan and a bonsai tree with Coach Z's Z, though Cardboard Marzipan and the bonsai tree are the wrong way around. All three of them land flat on their faces. Cue a jump cut to Strong Bad, Marzipan and Coach Z standing up from that position, in the same order as they were on the roof.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' That was close! ''{points ahead of him}'' Uh oh, here they come!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody scatter! We'll meet up at the rendez-vous ''{pronounced "rondess-vouce"}'' point!
:''{All three run in different directions. After they all leave, Coach Z walks to the other side of the camera's viewpoint, presumably to turn it off. The player is automatically taken to the car chase scene at this point.}''

==Shark Pond==
===Shark Pond===
:'''Before Credenza gets put in'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks directly at the water}'' Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!

:'''While Credenza is in the pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.

====Plant → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! ''{Tosses the plant into the pond}''

====Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holds the flower over the pond}'' Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. ''{Puts it away}''

==Snap Shak==
===Wardrobe===

:'''On first entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess it could't hurt to have a few more mug shots made. ''{Goes inside}'' Hey, I remember this place! This is the old Inter-galactional Department of Under Cover Disguises!

:'''First entry in extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our wardrobe department. Follow me! ''{Goes inside}''

:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

=====Red Chef Hat → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Today we're making The Cheat a L'Orange. It's considered a delicacy in East Strong Badia.

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

=====Thin Mustache → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Old-Timey Strong Bad voice}'' I'll tie you to the dastardly train tracks! And wear a cape for no good reason!

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

===Box===
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{struggles to reach for the box}'' I can't... quite... reach it...!

:'''When it's on the ground'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks underneath}'' Awesome. ''{Finds a hat}'' Oh man. ''{Calling}'' Wardrobe! Someone left this out! ''{Angrily}'' No no, I'll take care of it. I'll just put it back in the photo booth myself.

====Small Rock → Box====
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move}'' Well... that was useless.

==The Stick==
===Stickanee Tree===
:'''Before the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!

:'''After the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It ''does'' look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor ''is'' the 12th profession listed on my business card.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.

====Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here you go, little stick. ''{Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal}'' Whoa! You sprouted a... something!

'''Formula → Stickanee Tree will have the same effect'''

====Knife → Stickanee Tree====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. ''{Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}''

:'''If Strong Bad already has a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!

====Safety Scissors → Stickanee Tree====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These safety scissors are probably sharp enough to cut through oatmeal, melted butter, or freshly baked milkshakes, but there is ''no way'' they can take down ''this'' mighty timber!

===Branch===
:''{Strong Bad picks up the branch without saying anything.}''

===Cereal Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the box}'' This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!

===Flower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... ''{takes it}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)

ReverendTed — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:49:08 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Autopilot → Oil Slick */ It's either grease or a milkshake, but not sand.

[[Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|thumb|Brainblow City: a town as hard as steel and twice as gray.]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Brainblow City]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brainblow City Set==
===On first arrival===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.}'' Brainblow City... ''{The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.)'' ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!

===After the helicopter jump===
''{The scene re-materialises at the Brainblow City set. Homestar can be seen operating the camera and walking off, with Strong Bad standing behind him. Jump cut to Strong Bad jumping down from the Brick Wall, followed by another jump cut transitioning to his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another perfect landing out of a helicopter! Now I just need to find... ''{speaks slowly}'' ...some way to get to the Sun! Hmmm...

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Set Tours: Brainblow City
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. ''{Looks at the city backdrop}'' Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!

===Brainblow City===
:'''In extended play only'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. ''{Turns to the camera}'' This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!

===Renaldo===
====Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{infatuated}'' I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' What?! I said nothing!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's kinda harsh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{unsettled}'' ...Uncomfortable...!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!

====Renaldo → Stickanee Flower====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
:'''COACH Z:''' That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
:'''COACH Z:''' Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' You don't think she's still mad about that?
:'''COACH Z:''' Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!

==Agent Blue==
===Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Eagle is in the Pantry...
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I get any change?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please, stay the way you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on now, let's not make this personal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{understandingly}'' Right, of course!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But I'm not ''in'' Rome!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' That'll be 2000 Yen.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. ''{Pause}'' I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.

===Nunchuck Gun → Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

'''If the spout is bent'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

===Rock → Whale===
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:''{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}''

==Brainblow City Prison==
===Brainblow City Prison===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. ''{Turns to the camera}'' Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
:'''BUBS:''' I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!

===Diamonocle===
:''{First time only}''
:'''BUBS:''' Danger-skew!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Listen, Diamonicle... I know you have a grudge against me for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some scumbag kidnapper's hideout and you are gonna help me!
:'''BUBS:''' Relax! Turns out, prison's the best thing that ever happened to me! Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into perspective. I'm a new man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked cop's gotta stay bent, right?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{bends down}'' If you want, you can crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport... ''{holds up the aforementioned can}'' Only $3.99 a bottle! "It's like sweatin' on the inside!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, I told you, no product placement!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need some info, Diamonicle.
:'''BUBS:''' I'm your inside man!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
:'''BUBS:''' I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh.

====Diamonocle → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing Renaldo isn't here right now, he hates to see hardened criminals go all soft serve. Says he's got no respect for tough guys that turn out to be wimps!
:'''BUBS:''' Where is ol' Fez Head?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... He's waiting back at the brick wall... where it's safe.

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I have a kidnapping to solve and a hideout to break into. You're gonna have to tell me all your secrets.
:'''BUBS:''' Now why would I wanna do that?

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because, like you said, you're a new man! You've even lost a few pounds!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{warm-heartedly}'' Can you really tell?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Your monacle's even looking a little loose!
:'''BUBS:''' I've already had it taken in twice! Well, OK, I guess I can tell you. Don't let this get out, but I never did any of that stuff myself!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Threateningly}'' Because if you don't I'll have you transferred to Tri-Lambda Penitentiary!
:'''BUBS:''' With all the white-collar criminals, hackers and illegal downloaders of anime?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right: NERD PRISON!
:'''BUBS:''' You can't do that to me, man! What'll become of my street cred?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then 'fess up, or get ready to heavily protect your pocket!
:'''BUBS:''' Okay, you win, Dangeresque. The truth is, I never did any of that stuff!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' What?
:'''BUBS:''' I always hired guys to do that stuff for me! If you want to break into a kidnapper's hideout and rescue the hostage, you're gonna need the two best minds in the business... but you're not gonna like it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Why do people keep telling me that?
:'''BUBS:''' Both are people from your past. One is an expert kidnapping solver, and the other is the man with the plan!

====Diamonocle → Perducci silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who is this "man with the plan"?
:'''BUBS:''' The "plan" is literally the architectural plans to the kidnapper's hideout. You'll definitely need those for breakin' in purposes! And the "man" is your long time arch enemy... Perducci! ''{mispronounced as "Per-dookie"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up and waves his fist}'' PERDUCCI!!!
:'''BUBS:''' He's set up shop in an abandoned night club on the edge of Brainblow City!
:''{To '''Diamonocle → Cancel'''}''

====Diamonocle → Dadgeresque silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
:'''BUBS:''' It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!

====Diamonocle → Sultry Buttons====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me ask you something: How do you con the lady-types out of all their expensive jewel-ery?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh that's easy, man. You've just gotta find a place they find romantic, give them a couple of presents, and tell 'em you're dying of pretendicitis! They practically throw their money at you!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That could work, if I had any idea what city Sultry Buttons thought was romantic.

====Diamonocle → The Sun====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need to get to the Sun. Got any criminal projectives for me?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you could steal yourself a rocket-powered car, or some rocket boots, or a jet-pack filled with rocket fuel.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't know where to find any of that stuff. Maybe I can just find a rocket.

====Diamonocle → Cancel====
:'''Normally'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I need any more info, I'll be back.
::'''BUBS:''' You know where to find me! At least for the next 5 to 10!

:'''The first time after speaking about the expert kidnapping solver'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.
::''{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
::''{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!
::''{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?! Who are you talking about?
::'''COACH Z:''' YOUR FATHER!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he now?
::'''COACH Z:''' Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! ''{Jump cut}'' We're going to Italy!

====Big Knife → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waving around the knife}'' Hey, I think this would make a pretty good shiv!
:'''BUBS:''' Now how would I get THAT past security? Ooh, I know! Give it here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, whatever you have in mind is something I do NOT want to see. I think I'll hold on to it.

====Blueprints → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the blueprints}'' Take a look at this!
:'''BUBS:''' Those look like the plans I sold to Perduke-cci!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've seen these before?
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I got a hundred of them back in my cell.

====Nunchuck Gun → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' You're under arrest!
:'''BUBS:''' I know I am! I'm already in prison!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''{Puts it away}''

====Romantic Photo → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the photo}'' Check me out!
:'''BUBS:''' Looking good. Hey, is that you, Sultry Buttons and a Stickanee flower? I got one of those done too! ''{Holds up a photo exactly like the one Strong Bad has, except that it has himself with a huge mustache in place of Dangeresque.}''

====Trinket → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the trinket}'' What do you and your criminal mind make of this?
:'''BUBS:''' Hmm... maybe it's a key of some kind. I used to use big ol' chunks of metal like that to bust locks open all the time!

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' Guess that means come back later.

===Tuft of Grass===
:'''Only clickable once'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck is this? ''{Finds a monocle}''
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that's proably one of my spare monocles! It must have rolled through the bars to freedom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta remember to try this thing on myself! I wonder if it'll make me look more diabolical and German?

==City Limits==
===City Limits Sign===
:'''Either sign'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.

:'''Sign near the prison'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.

:'''Sign near the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.

====Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign====
:''{First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? ''{A bed sheet falls out of the sign}'' Whoa! That's way better than fruit! ''{Strong Bad picks it up}'' Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!

==DangeCar-esque==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! ''{turns away from the car}'' Foreshadowing!!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Walking past, singing to the tune of ''Billie Jean''}'' Billy Dee is not my lover...

===Car Chase Scene===
:''{The camera zooms in towards the car, with Strong Bad driving in it. The Cheat can be seen in the background moving a tree back and forth, simulating the car's movement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds a VCR to the side of his head}'' You got the- you got the Big Daddy D calling all agents! Please check in!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Breaker, breaker! I lost track of Renaldo, but I'm catching up fast! I'll be there as soon as I can! Over! ''{imitates static}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it snappy, Yellow 5! ''{camera zooms out to show Strong Mad "chasing" him}'' I've got a smokey on my six... and this round... sixes are wild! ''{puts down the VCR}''
:''{The camera moves to give the illusion of the car taking hard corners.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AND MY BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT! Looks like I'll have to do some extravehicular activities. Good thing my car was recently upgraded to receive voice commands... which I'll probably only use this one time and then forget about it forever. Take over, auto-autopilot!
:''{Strong Bad jumps up onto the roof of the car, with the autopilot - Bubs's security robot - taking over the driving.}''

====After a few actions====
:''{If Strong Bad is on the car's hood, he will jump back to the roof. A toy helicopter held by Coach Z is brought in front of the camera, with a small Cardboard Marzipan model taped onto one of its windows. Occasionally, Coach Z will spin the helicopter's main rotor with his other hand.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, it's me! What's going on down there?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... now is not really a good time to chat. Get that chopper closer!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I can't get any closer! You try to be taller!

====Autopilot====
'''On occasion'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate voice commands!

=====Autopilot → Brakes=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oh right, the brakes are cut.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With the brakes cut, I gotta find another way to slow this car down!

=====Autopilot → Escape Hatch=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door lifts, but Strong Mad closes it while running.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Quit tailgating... unless you have some Cold Ones and potato salad to share!

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door opens.}''

=====Autopilot → Missiles=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE FORWARD MISSILES!
:''{A cardboard missile - presumably thrown by The Cheat - is launched in front of the car. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, ''that'' was useless.

=====Autopilot → Oil Slick=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see how well Tiny can keep up on an OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and pours grease from a Blubb-O's cup under Strong Mad's feet, who then starts to pretend to slip.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SLIPPING ON OIL!
::''(After the next action, Strong Mad recovers and starts running normally again.}''

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and pours grease onto where Strong Mad's feet should have been.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' I guess it's only effective when people are right up all in my grill.

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if this'll work again? OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs behind the car and tips the cup of grease near Strong Mad's feet, but nothing comes out.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no.

=====Autopilot → Sawmerang=====
:'''If Strong Bad hasn't obtained a Sawmerang yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWBLADE BOOMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to one of the tires, before showing a jump cut transition to that tire having a cardboard sawmerang placed onto it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if there were cool tanks, or maybe a street luger driving beside me right now, they would be so totally shredded!

:'''If the hubcaps have been deployed but not taken'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{Shot of the wheel with hubcaps in place}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh? I guess to deploy the hubcaps again, I need to un-deploy them first. I'll have to remember to install that feature next time.

:'''If Strong Bad already has a Sawmerang'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to the same tire that had a sawmerang materialize before. This time, nothing happens.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't replenish? Fine! I'll just have to use the one I already have.

=====Autopilot → Smokescreen=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hit 'em with the SMOKE SCREEN!
:''{Jump cut to the car now showing a firework taped onto it. A blast of smoke from it covers Strong Mad.}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SMOKE IS FOR DOPES!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That didn't even slow him down! Must be from years of henching in smokey dives!

====Front====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to slow this car down the prehistoric way! ''{jumps down and pushes his back against the front}'' Owwww!!! Oww oww oww oww oww! ''{jumps back up}''
:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{edges closer to the car}'' I'M GETTING CLOSER!
:'''If Strong Mad is close to the car or hasn't been pushed back, he bumps into the hatch while running.'''

====Hatch====
:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no way I can jump... ''{accentuation on "jump"}'' ...to the top of that hatch from here!

:'''If Strong Mad isn't underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Joop!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch, which starts to close as soon as he lands on it. He starts slipping on the door as he struggles to return to the roof.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bad idea! Bad idea! ''{falls onto his back and rebounds onto the roof}'' Oof!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' You almost had it, Dangeresque! See if you can prop that hatch up with something!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{aloud to himself}'' See if you can patch your trap up with something!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Nothing!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover, interrupts}'' Shut up and get up here!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch and for the helicopter. He holds onto one of the railings for it, before climbing on board. The scene transitions to the inside of the helicopter.}''

====Helicopter====
:'''When on the roof'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Errgh! ''{Jumps and reaches for the helicopter}'' I just can't reach it from here! I need to find a way to get higher!

:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm WAY too far from the helicopter! I'm not even gonna try to jump... ''{accentuated the same way as the catchprase "looks like I'm gonna have to jump..."}'' ...from here.

=====Nunchuck Gun → Helicopter=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Aims the nunchuck gun at the helicopter}'' Don't make me use this on you, Cutesy Buttons!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Shot of her inside the helicopter}'' Don't you threaten me, Dangeresque. I'll leave you here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Just... wait. I'll find a way to get to you!

====Killingyouguy====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! Killingyouguy is right on my tail in this high-speed stunt-spectacular car chase! If he catches up, I'm done for!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' CAR CHASE! CAR CHASE!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you getting tired yet?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NEVER!!

=====Nunchuk Gun → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{points the gun at Strong Mad and imitates gunfire}'' Pchew! Pchew! Pchow! Pchew!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M BULLET PROOF!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bullet proof?! That's hardly fair! ''{puts the gun away}''

=====Small Rock → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A puny little rock like this won't do anything against that pummeling machine!

====Roof → Hood====
:''{Strong Bad jumps to the hood.}''
:'''Hood → Roof has the same effect, albeit in reverse.'''

====Sawmerang====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Only a black belt in Pad Prik Pork like myself can remove one of these Sawmerang hubcaps while it's still spinning. ''{hangs off the car from the side, waiting for the perfect moment to grab the... spinning hubcap}'' Ennhhh... ennnhhh... ''{takes the Sawmerang and jumps back up to the hood}'' Got it!

=====Sawmerang → Killingyouguy=====
:'''If Strong Mad isn't slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who loses his balance while running. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, regaining his balance.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' QUIT IT! I ALMOST TRIPPED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, he stumbled a bit, but not much else. Sure was fun though!

:'''If Strong Mad is slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Hey Killingyouguy! You should have "saw" this coming!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who gets knocked back and lands in a sitting position. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, whom returned to his feet.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN! ''{starts running, with the camera view showing that he's slightly further away from the car}'' NOW I'M BACK!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That guy is unstoppable!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerage at Strong Mad, but it simply deflects off of the hatch.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a bullet}'' Check out this stray bullet, apparently monogrammed by... ''{confused}'' ...Killingyouguy?

==Helicopter Set==
===Inside===
:''{Continues from the car chase scene. Interior of the helicopter, with Marzipan at the controls.)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seductively}'' What took ya so long?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh huh. You're lucky you made it out alive!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had the situation totally under control, babe. And I got your formula! ''{gives the formula to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Now I can save the rainforest! I'll start by planting a nursery in my backyard! ''{The camera viewpoint changes to show both Strong Bad and Marzipan, the latter suddenly wearing a parachute on her back.}'' Goodbye Dangeresque, I'll never forget you! ''{jumps out of the helicopter}'' Ahhhhhhh...
:''{During the next line, the camera pans out to focus on Strong Bad. Marzipan can be seen leaving the set.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover, imitates static}'' Dangeresque, it is I, Uzi Bazooka!
:''{Jump cut to Strong Bad holding the VCR to his head.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're too late, Bazooka! I already gave the formula back to Cutesy Buttons!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't care about the formula! I never did! I just want to make you suffer! And now I have kidnapped your partner, Renaldo!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover; the camera shakes during his line}'' Dangeresque! Don't listen to him!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm taking him to my secret space station on the sun! If you want to save him, come and get him! ''{gets confused about the line's emphasis}'' ...Come and GET him... COME and get him... come AND get him... Yeah, go with the first one.
:''{Strong Bad lowers the VCR unamusingly. Cue a jump cut to him standing near the helicopter's entrance.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. Looks like I'm seriously gonna have to jump! ''{jumps out from the entrance}''
:''{The player is taken back to the Brainblow City Set at this point.}''

===Outside===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that is just... nothing. ''{Walks behind the camera}'' Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! ''{There is a thump and the camera shakes}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! I said I'll get it later!

==Kidnapper's Hideout==
:'''The player is automatically taken here after obtaining the plans and rescuing the hostage.'''

:''{The Kidnapper's Hideout set is located at the top of Bubs' Concession Stand. The scene begins with Strong Bad climbing to the roof.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunt}'' Come on guys, according to... ''{pulls himself onto the roof with another grunt}'' ...Perducci's plans, the best way to break in is through the roof!
:''{The camera swings around, showing Homestar present in the scene.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's what I ''wanted'' you to think! You fell right into our trap!
:''{The camera pans out to show him standing near Strong Mad and the Cheat, with Marzipan standing behind them. The camera then changes viewpoint to show Strong Bad, now standing near Coach Z and Senor Cardgage.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It's Dangeresque Too?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' Dangeresque Too? How could you? And with such an awesome name. ''{raises his fist and speaks bitterly and slowly}'' I thought we were friends!
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{walks around behind Strong Bad}'' Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?
:''{Camera view changes back to Homestar.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You thought wrong, Dangeresque! Call me... UZI BAZOOKA!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{lowers his bazooka}'' Mehr!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Now, give me the formula and I'll give you this computer disk of highly important rocket launch codes! ''{holds up a blue floppy disk}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey! Professor Experimento's launch codes! We need those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No dice, traitor Joe!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh yeah, well what if I... ''{raises a blue toy gun}'' ...shoot your dad?
:''{A gunshot sound effect is heard. The scene changes perspective, now showing Senor Cardgage on the ground clutching his chest with one hand and his head lying on some newspaper - apparently sleeping.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up, distressed}'' NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:'''HOMESTAR/THE CHEAT/STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-sync with each other}'' HA HA HA HA HA!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Dad! ''{crouches down towards Senor Cardgage}'' Don't you... sniff... die on me!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{concerned}'' Oh, he don't look too good.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Don't do this, Dad! You have to hang on! Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! Umm... She Bop!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{subdued}'' He's gone, Dangeresque.
:''{During Coach Z's line, Senor Cardgage is seen leaving the scene.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' WHYYY!!! He was my father! It's not fair! Oh cruel world! ''{pronounced "cru-elle wuh-rorld"}'' ''{starts speaking distraughtfully}'' How could you take my only father from me? Why now? Whhhyyyyy?! ''{angrily turns towards Homestar}'' BAAZZOOOKAAAA!!!! ''{Pulls out his nunchuk gun}''
:''{A Mexican stand-off commences, with everyone aiming guns at everyone else. During this scene, Marzipan will advance one space to the right per action, if she is able. If any of the bad guys backs into her, they will catch her and send her back to the start.}''

===Killingyouguy===
:''{Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the front row, Homestar jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold it right there, Wide Load!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WIDTH!
:'''COACH Z:''' All we want is the girl!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the disks! Don't forget the disks.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, Jose! ''{Pronounces it with the J}''

===The Cheat===
:''{Homestar and The Cheat jump to the front row, Strong Mad jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me what I want or I'll shoot your fuzzy little buddy!
:'''COACH Z:''' He'll do it! I've seen him exterminate yellow spotted hamsters before!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Mrrreehhhh!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa... take it easy! Ix-nay on the amster-hay!

===Uzi Bazooka===
:''{Homestar and Strong Mad jump to the front row, The Cheat jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You killed my father! Prepare to... ''{speaks quickly}'' ...have a bullet from my Nunchuk Gun pierce your flesh causing internal injuries and bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
:'''COACH Z:''' That's far enough!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand over the girl and the disks, scumball... bag!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Forget it, Dingle-esque! Besides, these aren't even ''my'' stolen disks of important launch codes. I'm just holding them for Perducci!

===Renaldo===
:''{Homestar jumps to the front row, Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Renaldo, tell Bazooka we want the girl and the disks!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ahhh! Bazooka, we want the girl and the disks!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No!
:'''COACH Z:''' He said no. Sorry, Dangeresque, I did my best.

===If Killingyouguy bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''STRONG MAD:''' HEY!!!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooops! I'll... just be back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If The Cheat bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm going back! ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If Uzi Bazooka bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, just where do you think YOU'RE going, Missy?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who, me? Uh, nowhere. Just... gonna go back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===When Cutesy Buttons reaches the disk===
:''{Marzipan walks to Homestar's left and pinches the disk from him.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I've got the disks! Good work stalling them until I could clear an escape route, Dangeresque!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, you tricked me! Take 'em down, Killingyouguy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns away from Homestar, with Marzipan and Coach Z doing the same}'' Uh oh! Looks like we're gonna have to jump!!
:''{All three prepare to jump. The scene cuts to the jump being enacted by their respective stunt doubles - Strong Sad, Cardboard Marzipan and a bonsai tree with Coach Z's Z, though Cardboard Marzipan and the bonsai tree are the wrong way around. All three of them land flat on their faces. Cue a jump cut to Strong Bad, Marzipan and Coach Z standing up from that position, in the same order as they were on the roof.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' That was close! ''{points ahead of him}'' Uh oh, here they come!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody scatter! We'll meet up at the rendez-vous ''{pronounced "rondess-vouce"}'' point!
:''{All three run in different directions. After they all leave, Coach Z walks to the other side of the camera's viewpoint, presumably to turn it off. The player is automatically taken to the car chase scene at this point.}''

==Shark Pond==
===Shark Pond===
:'''Before Credenza gets put in'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks directly at the water}'' Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!

:'''While Credenza is in the pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.

====Plant → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! ''{Tosses the plant into the pond}''

====Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holds the flower over the pond}'' Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. ''{Puts it away}''

==Snap Shak==
===Wardrobe===

:'''On first entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess it could't hurt to have a few more mug shots made. ''{Goes inside}'' Hey, I remember this place! This is the old Inter-galactional Department of Under Cover Disguises!

:'''First entry in extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our wardrobe department. Follow me! ''{Goes inside}''

:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

=====Red Chef Hat → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Today we're making The Cheat a L'Orange. It's considered a delicacy in East Strong Badia.

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

=====Thin Mustache → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Old-Timey Strong Bad voice}'' I'll tie you to the dastardly train tracks! And wear a cape for no good reason!

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

===Box===
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{struggles to reach for the box}'' I can't... quite... reach it...!

:'''When it's on the ground'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks underneath}'' Awesome. ''{Finds a hat}'' Oh man. ''{Calling}'' Wardrobe! Someone left this out! ''{Angrily}'' No no, I'll take care of it. I'll just put it back in the photo booth myself.

====Small Rock → Box====
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move}'' Well... that was useless.

==The Stick==
===Stickanee Tree===
:'''Before the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!

:'''After the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It ''does'' look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor ''is'' the 12th profession listed on my business card.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.

====Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here you go, little stick. ''{Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal}'' Whoa! You sprouted a... something!

'''Formula → Stickanee Tree will have the same effect'''

====Knife → Stickanee Tree====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. ''{Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}''

:'''If Strong Bad already has a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!

====Safety Scissors → Stickanee Tree====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These safety scissors are probably sharp enough to cut through oatmeal, melted butter, or freshly baked milkshakes, but there is ''no way'' they can take down ''this'' mighty timber!

===Branch===
:''{Strong Bad picks up the branch without saying anything.}''

===Cereal Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the box}'' This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!

===Flower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... ''{takes it}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)

ReverendTed — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:45:15 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Sawmerang → Killingyouguy */

[[Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|thumb|Brainblow City: a town as hard as steel and twice as gray.]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Brainblow City]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brainblow City Set==
===On first arrival===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.}'' Brainblow City... ''{The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.)'' ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!

===After the helicopter jump===
''{The scene re-materialises at the Brainblow City set. Homestar can be seen operating the camera and walking off, with Strong Bad standing behind him. Jump cut to Strong Bad jumping down from the Brick Wall, followed by another jump cut transitioning to his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another perfect landing out of a helicopter! Now I just need to find... ''{speaks slowly}'' ...some way to get to the Sun! Hmmm...

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Set Tours: Brainblow City
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. ''{Looks at the city backdrop}'' Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!

===Brainblow City===
:'''In extended play only'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. ''{Turns to the camera}'' This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!

===Renaldo===
====Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{infatuated}'' I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' What?! I said nothing!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's kinda harsh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{unsettled}'' ...Uncomfortable...!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!

====Renaldo → Stickanee Flower====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
:'''COACH Z:''' That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
:'''COACH Z:''' Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' You don't think she's still mad about that?
:'''COACH Z:''' Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!

==Agent Blue==
===Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Eagle is in the Pantry...
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I get any change?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please, stay the way you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on now, let's not make this personal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{understandingly}'' Right, of course!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But I'm not ''in'' Rome!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' That'll be 2000 Yen.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. ''{Pause}'' I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.

===Nunchuck Gun → Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

'''If the spout is bent'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

===Rock → Whale===
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:''{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}''

==Brainblow City Prison==
===Brainblow City Prison===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. ''{Turns to the camera}'' Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
:'''BUBS:''' I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!

===Diamonocle===
:''{First time only}''
:'''BUBS:''' Danger-skew!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Listen, Diamonicle... I know you have a grudge against me for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some scumbag kidnapper's hideout and you are gonna help me!
:'''BUBS:''' Relax! Turns out, prison's the best thing that ever happened to me! Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into perspective. I'm a new man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked cop's gotta stay bent, right?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{bends down}'' If you want, you can crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport... ''{holds up the aforementioned can}'' Only $3.99 a bottle! "It's like sweatin' on the inside!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, I told you, no product placement!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need some info, Diamonicle.
:'''BUBS:''' I'm your inside man!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
:'''BUBS:''' I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh.

====Diamonocle → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing Renaldo isn't here right now, he hates to see hardened criminals go all soft serve. Says he's got no respect for tough guys that turn out to be wimps!
:'''BUBS:''' Where is ol' Fez Head?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... He's waiting back at the brick wall... where it's safe.

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I have a kidnapping to solve and a hideout to break into. You're gonna have to tell me all your secrets.
:'''BUBS:''' Now why would I wanna do that?

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because, like you said, you're a new man! You've even lost a few pounds!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{warm-heartedly}'' Can you really tell?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Your monacle's even looking a little loose!
:'''BUBS:''' I've already had it taken in twice! Well, OK, I guess I can tell you. Don't let this get out, but I never did any of that stuff myself!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Threateningly}'' Because if you don't I'll have you transferred to Tri-Lambda Penitentiary!
:'''BUBS:''' With all the white-collar criminals, hackers and illegal downloaders of anime?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right: NERD PRISON!
:'''BUBS:''' You can't do that to me, man! What'll become of my street cred?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then 'fess up, or get ready to heavily protect your pocket!
:'''BUBS:''' Okay, you win, Dangeresque. The truth is, I never did any of that stuff!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' What?
:'''BUBS:''' I always hired guys to do that stuff for me! If you want to break into a kidnapper's hideout and rescue the hostage, you're gonna need the two best minds in the business... but you're not gonna like it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Why do people keep telling me that?
:'''BUBS:''' Both are people from your past. One is an expert kidnapping solver, and the other is the man with the plan!

====Diamonocle → Perducci silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who is this "man with the plan"?
:'''BUBS:''' The "plan" is literally the architectural plans to the kidnapper's hideout. You'll definitely need those for breakin' in purposes! And the "man" is your long time arch enemy... Perducci! ''{mispronounced as "Per-dookie"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up and waves his fist}'' PERDUCCI!!!
:'''BUBS:''' He's set up shop in an abandoned night club on the edge of Brainblow City!
:''{To '''Diamonocle → Cancel'''}''

====Diamonocle → Dadgeresque silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
:'''BUBS:''' It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!

====Diamonocle → Sultry Buttons====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me ask you something: How do you con the lady-types out of all their expensive jewel-ery?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh that's easy, man. You've just gotta find a place they find romantic, give them a couple of presents, and tell 'em you're dying of pretendicitis! They practically throw their money at you!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That could work, if I had any idea what city Sultry Buttons thought was romantic.

====Diamonocle → The Sun====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need to get to the Sun. Got any criminal projectives for me?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you could steal yourself a rocket-powered car, or some rocket boots, or a jet-pack filled with rocket fuel.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't know where to find any of that stuff. Maybe I can just find a rocket.

====Diamonocle → Cancel====
:'''Normally'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I need any more info, I'll be back.
::'''BUBS:''' You know where to find me! At least for the next 5 to 10!

:'''The first time after speaking about the expert kidnapping solver'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.
::''{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
::''{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!
::''{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?! Who are you talking about?
::'''COACH Z:''' YOUR FATHER!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he now?
::'''COACH Z:''' Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! ''{Jump cut}'' We're going to Italy!

====Big Knife → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waving around the knife}'' Hey, I think this would make a pretty good shiv!
:'''BUBS:''' Now how would I get THAT past security? Ooh, I know! Give it here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, whatever you have in mind is something I do NOT want to see. I think I'll hold on to it.

====Blueprints → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the blueprints}'' Take a look at this!
:'''BUBS:''' Those look like the plans I sold to Perduke-cci!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've seen these before?
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I got a hundred of them back in my cell.

====Nunchuck Gun → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' You're under arrest!
:'''BUBS:''' I know I am! I'm already in prison!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''{Puts it away}''

====Romantic Photo → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the photo}'' Check me out!
:'''BUBS:''' Looking good. Hey, is that you, Sultry Buttons and a Stickanee flower? I got one of those done too! ''{Holds up a photo exactly like the one Strong Bad has, except that it has himself with a huge mustache in place of Dangeresque.}''

====Trinket → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the trinket}'' What do you and your criminal mind make of this?
:'''BUBS:''' Hmm... maybe it's a key of some kind. I used to use big ol' chunks of metal like that to bust locks open all the time!

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' Guess that means come back later.

===Tuft of Grass===
:'''Only clickable once'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck is this? ''{Finds a monocle}''
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that's proably one of my spare monocles! It must have rolled through the bars to freedom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta remember to try this thing on myself! I wonder if it'll make me look more diabolical and German?

==City Limits==
===City Limits Sign===
:'''Either sign'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.

:'''Sign near the prison'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.

:'''Sign near the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.

====Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign====
:''{First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? ''{A bed sheet falls out of the sign}'' Whoa! That's way better than fruit! ''{Strong Bad picks it up}'' Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!

==DangeCar-esque==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! ''{turns away from the car}'' Foreshadowing!!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Walking past, singing to the tune of ''Billie Jean''}'' Billy Dee is not my lover...

===Car Chase Scene===
:''{The camera zooms in towards the car, with Strong Bad driving in it. The Cheat can be seen in the background moving a tree back and forth, simulating the car's movement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds a VCR to the side of his head}'' You got the- you got the Big Daddy D calling all agents! Please check in!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Breaker, breaker! I lost track of Renaldo, but I'm catching up fast! I'll be there as soon as I can! Over! ''{imitates static}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it snappy, Yellow 5! ''{camera zooms out to show Strong Mad "chasing" him}'' I've got a smokey on my six... and this round... sixes are wild! ''{puts down the VCR}''
:''{The camera moves to give the illusion of the car taking hard corners.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AND MY BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT! Looks like I'll have to do some extravehicular activities. Good thing my car was recently upgraded to receive voice commands... which I'll probably only use this one time and then forget about it forever. Take over, auto-autopilot!
:''{Strong Bad jumps up onto the roof of the car, with the autopilot - Bubs's security robot - taking over the driving.}''

====After a few actions====
:''{If Strong Bad is on the car's hood, he will jump back to the roof. A toy helicopter held by Coach Z is brought in front of the camera, with a small Cardboard Marzipan model taped onto one of its windows. Occasionally, Coach Z will spin the helicopter's main rotor with his other hand.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, it's me! What's going on down there?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... now is not really a good time to chat. Get that chopper closer!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I can't get any closer! You try to be taller!

====Autopilot====
'''On occasion'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate voice commands!

=====Autopilot → Brakes=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oh right, the brakes are cut.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With the brakes cut, I gotta find another way to slow this car down!

=====Autopilot → Escape Hatch=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door lifts, but Strong Mad closes it while running.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Quit tailgating... unless you have some Cold Ones and potato salad to share!

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door opens.}''

=====Autopilot → Missiles=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE FORWARD MISSILES!
:''{A cardboard missile - presumably thrown by The Cheat - is launched in front of the car. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, ''that'' was useless.

=====Autopilot → Oil Slick=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see how well Tiny can keep up on an OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and pours sand onto Strong Mad's feet, who then starts to pretend to slip.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SLIPPING ON OIL!
::''(After the next action, Strong Mad recovers and starts running normally again.}''

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and pours sand onto where Strong Mad's feet should have been.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' I guess it's only effective when people are right up all in my grill.

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if this'll work again? OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and tips the cup of sand near Strong Mad's feet, but nothing comes out.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no.

=====Autopilot → Sawmerang=====
:'''If Strong Bad hasn't obtained a Sawmerang yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWBLADE BOOMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to one of the tires, before showing a jump cut transition to that tire having a cardboard sawmerang placed onto it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if there were cool tanks, or maybe a street luger driving beside me right now, they would be so totally shredded!

:'''If the hubcaps have been deployed but not taken'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{Shot of the wheel with hubcaps in place}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh? I guess to deploy the hubcaps again, I need to un-deploy them first. I'll have to remember to install that feature next time.

:'''If Strong Bad already has a Sawmerang'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to the same tire that had a sawmerang materialize before. This time, nothing happens.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't replenish? Fine! I'll just have to use the one I already have.

=====Autopilot → Smokescreen=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hit 'em with the SMOKE SCREEN!
:''{Jump cut to the car now showing a firework taped onto it. A blast of smoke from it covers Strong Mad.}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SMOKE IS FOR DOPES!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That didn't even slow him down! Must be from years of henching in smokey dives!

====Front====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to slow this car down the prehistoric way! ''{jumps down and pushes his back against the front}'' Owwww!!! Oww oww oww oww oww! ''{jumps back up}''
:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{edges closer to the car}'' I'M GETTING CLOSER!
:'''If Strong Mad is close to the car or hasn't been pushed back, he bumps into the hatch while running.'''

====Hatch====
:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no way I can jump... ''{accentuation on "jump"}'' ...to the top of that hatch from here!

:'''If Strong Mad isn't underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Joop!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch, which starts to close as soon as he lands on it. He starts slipping on the door as he struggles to return to the roof.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bad idea! Bad idea! ''{falls onto his back and rebounds onto the roof}'' Oof!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' You almost had it, Dangeresque! See if you can prop that hatch up with something!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{aloud to himself}'' See if you can patch your trap up with something!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Nothing!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover, interrupts}'' Shut up and get up here!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch and for the helicopter. He holds onto one of the railings for it, before climbing on board. The scene transitions to the inside of the helicopter.}''

====Helicopter====
:'''When on the roof'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Errgh! ''{Jumps and reaches for the helicopter}'' I just can't reach it from here! I need to find a way to get higher!

:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm WAY too far from the helicopter! I'm not even gonna try to jump... ''{accentuated the same way as the catchprase "looks like I'm gonna have to jump..."}'' ...from here.

=====Nunchuck Gun → Helicopter=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Aims the nunchuck gun at the helicopter}'' Don't make me use this on you, Cutesy Buttons!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Shot of her inside the helicopter}'' Don't you threaten me, Dangeresque. I'll leave you here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Just... wait. I'll find a way to get to you!

====Killingyouguy====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! Killingyouguy is right on my tail in this high-speed stunt-spectacular car chase! If he catches up, I'm done for!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' CAR CHASE! CAR CHASE!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you getting tired yet?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NEVER!!

=====Nunchuk Gun → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{points the gun at Strong Mad and imitates gunfire}'' Pchew! Pchew! Pchow! Pchew!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M BULLET PROOF!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bullet proof?! That's hardly fair! ''{puts the gun away}''

=====Small Rock → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A puny little rock like this won't do anything against that pummeling machine!

====Roof → Hood====
:''{Strong Bad jumps to the hood.}''
:'''Hood → Roof has the same effect, albeit in reverse.'''

====Sawmerang====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Only a black belt in Pad Prik Pork like myself can remove one of these Sawmerang hubcaps while it's still spinning. ''{hangs off the car from the side, waiting for the perfect moment to grab the... spinning hubcap}'' Ennhhh... ennnhhh... ''{takes the Sawmerang and jumps back up to the hood}'' Got it!

=====Sawmerang → Killingyouguy=====
:'''If Strong Mad isn't slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who loses his balance while running. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, regaining his balance.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' QUIT IT! I ALMOST TRIPPED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, he stumbled a bit, but not much else. Sure was fun though!

:'''If Strong Mad is slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Hey Killingyouguy! You should have "saw" this coming!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who gets knocked back and lands in a sitting position. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, whom returned to his feet.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN! ''{starts running, with the camera view showing that he's slightly further away from the car}'' NOW I'M BACK!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That guy is unstoppable!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerage at Strong Mad, but it simply deflects off of the hatch.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a bullet}'' Check out this stray bullet, apparently monogrammed by... ''{confused}'' ...Killingyouguy?

==Helicopter Set==
===Inside===
:''{Continues from the car chase scene. Interior of the helicopter, with Marzipan at the controls.)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seductively}'' What took ya so long?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh huh. You're lucky you made it out alive!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had the situation totally under control, babe. And I got your formula! ''{gives the formula to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Now I can save the rainforest! I'll start by planting a nursery in my backyard! ''{The camera viewpoint changes to show both Strong Bad and Marzipan, the latter suddenly wearing a parachute on her back.}'' Goodbye Dangeresque, I'll never forget you! ''{jumps out of the helicopter}'' Ahhhhhhh...
:''{During the next line, the camera pans out to focus on Strong Bad. Marzipan can be seen leaving the set.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover, imitates static}'' Dangeresque, it is I, Uzi Bazooka!
:''{Jump cut to Strong Bad holding the VCR to his head.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're too late, Bazooka! I already gave the formula back to Cutesy Buttons!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't care about the formula! I never did! I just want to make you suffer! And now I have kidnapped your partner, Renaldo!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover; the camera shakes during his line}'' Dangeresque! Don't listen to him!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm taking him to my secret space station on the sun! If you want to save him, come and get him! ''{gets confused about the line's emphasis}'' ...Come and GET him... COME and get him... come AND get him... Yeah, go with the first one.
:''{Strong Bad lowers the VCR unamusingly. Cue a jump cut to him standing near the helicopter's entrance.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. Looks like I'm seriously gonna have to jump! ''{jumps out from the entrance}''
:''{The player is taken back to the Brainblow City Set at this point.}''

===Outside===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that is just... nothing. ''{Walks behind the camera}'' Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! ''{There is a thump and the camera shakes}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! I said I'll get it later!

==Kidnapper's Hideout==
:'''The player is automatically taken here after obtaining the plans and rescuing the hostage.'''

:''{The Kidnapper's Hideout set is located at the top of Bubs' Concession Stand. The scene begins with Strong Bad climbing to the roof.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunt}'' Come on guys, according to... ''{pulls himself onto the roof with another grunt}'' ...Perducci's plans, the best way to break in is through the roof!
:''{The camera swings around, showing Homestar present in the scene.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's what I ''wanted'' you to think! You fell right into our trap!
:''{The camera pans out to show him standing near Strong Mad and the Cheat, with Marzipan standing behind them. The camera then changes viewpoint to show Strong Bad, now standing near Coach Z and Senor Cardgage.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It's Dangeresque Too?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' Dangeresque Too? How could you? And with such an awesome name. ''{raises his fist and speaks bitterly and slowly}'' I thought we were friends!
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{walks around behind Strong Bad}'' Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?
:''{Camera view changes back to Homestar.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You thought wrong, Dangeresque! Call me... UZI BAZOOKA!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{lowers his bazooka}'' Mehr!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Now, give me the formula and I'll give you this computer disk of highly important rocket launch codes! ''{holds up a blue floppy disk}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey! Professor Experimento's launch codes! We need those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No dice, traitor Joe!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh yeah, well what if I... ''{raises a blue toy gun}'' ...shoot your dad?
:''{A gunshot sound effect is heard. The scene changes perspective, now showing Senor Cardgage on the ground clutching his chest with one hand and his head lying on some newspaper - apparently sleeping.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up, distressed}'' NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:'''HOMESTAR/THE CHEAT/STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-sync with each other}'' HA HA HA HA HA!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Dad! ''{crouches down towards Senor Cardgage}'' Don't you... sniff... die on me!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{concerned}'' Oh, he don't look too good.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Don't do this, Dad! You have to hang on! Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! Umm... She Bop!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{subdued}'' He's gone, Dangeresque.
:''{During Coach Z's line, Senor Cardgage is seen leaving the scene.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' WHYYY!!! He was my father! It's not fair! Oh cruel world! ''{pronounced "cru-elle wuh-rorld"}'' ''{starts speaking distraughtfully}'' How could you take my only father from me? Why now? Whhhyyyyy?! ''{angrily turns towards Homestar}'' BAAZZOOOKAAAA!!!! ''{Pulls out his nunchuk gun}''
:''{A Mexican stand-off commences, with everyone aiming guns at everyone else. During this scene, Marzipan will advance one space to the right per action, if she is able. If any of the bad guys backs into her, they will catch her and send her back to the start.}''

===Killingyouguy===
:''{Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the front row, Homestar jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold it right there, Wide Load!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WIDTH!
:'''COACH Z:''' All we want is the girl!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the disks! Don't forget the disks.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, Jose! ''{Pronounces it with the J}''

===The Cheat===
:''{Homestar and The Cheat jump to the front row, Strong Mad jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me what I want or I'll shoot your fuzzy little buddy!
:'''COACH Z:''' He'll do it! I've seen him exterminate yellow spotted hamsters before!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Mrrreehhhh!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa... take it easy! Ix-nay on the amster-hay!

===Uzi Bazooka===
:''{Homestar and Strong Mad jump to the front row, The Cheat jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You killed my father! Prepare to... ''{speaks quickly}'' ...have a bullet from my Nunchuk Gun pierce your flesh causing internal injuries and bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
:'''COACH Z:''' That's far enough!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand over the girl and the disks, scumball... bag!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Forget it, Dingle-esque! Besides, these aren't even ''my'' stolen disks of important launch codes. I'm just holding them for Perducci!

===Renaldo===
:''{Homestar jumps to the front row, Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Renaldo, tell Bazooka we want the girl and the disks!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ahhh! Bazooka, we want the girl and the disks!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No!
:'''COACH Z:''' He said no. Sorry, Dangeresque, I did my best.

===If Killingyouguy bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''STRONG MAD:''' HEY!!!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooops! I'll... just be back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If The Cheat bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm going back! ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If Uzi Bazooka bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, just where do you think YOU'RE going, Missy?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who, me? Uh, nowhere. Just... gonna go back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===When Cutesy Buttons reaches the disk===
:''{Marzipan walks to Homestar's left and pinches the disk from him.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I've got the disks! Good work stalling them until I could clear an escape route, Dangeresque!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, you tricked me! Take 'em down, Killingyouguy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns away from Homestar, with Marzipan and Coach Z doing the same}'' Uh oh! Looks like we're gonna have to jump!!
:''{All three prepare to jump. The scene cuts to the jump being enacted by their respective stunt doubles - Strong Sad, Cardboard Marzipan and a bonsai tree with Coach Z's Z, though Cardboard Marzipan and the bonsai tree are the wrong way around. All three of them land flat on their faces. Cue a jump cut to Strong Bad, Marzipan and Coach Z standing up from that position, in the same order as they were on the roof.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' That was close! ''{points ahead of him}'' Uh oh, here they come!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody scatter! We'll meet up at the rendez-vous ''{pronounced "rondess-vouce"}'' point!
:''{All three run in different directions. After they all leave, Coach Z walks to the other side of the camera's viewpoint, presumably to turn it off. The player is automatically taken to the car chase scene at this point.}''

==Shark Pond==
===Shark Pond===
:'''Before Credenza gets put in'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks directly at the water}'' Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!

:'''While Credenza is in the pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.

====Plant → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! ''{Tosses the plant into the pond}''

====Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holds the flower over the pond}'' Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. ''{Puts it away}''

==Snap Shak==
===Wardrobe===

:'''On first entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess it could't hurt to have a few more mug shots made. ''{Goes inside}'' Hey, I remember this place! This is the old Inter-galactional Department of Under Cover Disguises!

:'''First entry in extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our wardrobe department. Follow me! ''{Goes inside}''

:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

=====Red Chef Hat → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Today we're making The Cheat a L'Orange. It's considered a delicacy in East Strong Badia.

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

=====Thin Mustache → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Old-Timey Strong Bad voice}'' I'll tie you to the dastardly train tracks! And wear a cape for no good reason!

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

===Box===
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{struggles to reach for the box}'' I can't... quite... reach it...!

:'''When it's on the ground'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks underneath}'' Awesome. ''{Finds a hat}'' Oh man. ''{Calling}'' Wardrobe! Someone left this out! ''{Angrily}'' No no, I'll take care of it. I'll just put it back in the photo booth myself.

====Small Rock → Box====
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move}'' Well... that was useless.

==The Stick==
===Stickanee Tree===
:'''Before the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!

:'''After the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It ''does'' look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor ''is'' the 12th profession listed on my business card.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.

====Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here you go, little stick. ''{Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal}'' Whoa! You sprouted a... something!

'''Formula → Stickanee Tree will have the same effect'''

====Knife → Stickanee Tree====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. ''{Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}''

:'''If Strong Bad already has a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!

====Safety Scissors → Stickanee Tree====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These safety scissors are probably sharp enough to cut through oatmeal, melted butter, or freshly baked milkshakes, but there is ''no way'' they can take down ''this'' mighty timber!

===Branch===
:''{Strong Bad picks up the branch without saying anything.}''

===Cereal Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the box}'' This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!

===Flower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... ''{takes it}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)

ReverendTed — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:40:28 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Autopilot → Oil Slick */

[[Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|thumb|Brainblow City: a town as hard as steel and twice as gray.]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Brainblow City]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brainblow City Set==
===On first arrival===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.}'' Brainblow City... ''{The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.)'' ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!

===After the helicopter jump===
''{The scene re-materialises at the Brainblow City set. Homestar can be seen operating the camera and walking off, with Strong Bad standing behind him. Jump cut to Strong Bad jumping down from the Brick Wall, followed by another jump cut transitioning to his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another perfect landing out of a helicopter! Now I just need to find... ''{speaks slowly}'' ...some way to get to the Sun! Hmmm...

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Set Tours: Brainblow City
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. ''{Looks at the city backdrop}'' Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!

===Brainblow City===
:'''In extended play only'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. ''{Turns to the camera}'' This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!

===Renaldo===
====Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{infatuated}'' I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' What?! I said nothing!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's kinda harsh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{unsettled}'' ...Uncomfortable...!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!

====Renaldo → Stickanee Flower====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
:'''COACH Z:''' That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
:'''COACH Z:''' Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' You don't think she's still mad about that?
:'''COACH Z:''' Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!

==Agent Blue==
===Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Eagle is in the Pantry...
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I get any change?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please, stay the way you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on now, let's not make this personal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{understandingly}'' Right, of course!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But I'm not ''in'' Rome!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' That'll be 2000 Yen.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. ''{Pause}'' I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.

===Nunchuck Gun → Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

'''If the spout is bent'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

===Rock → Whale===
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:''{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}''

==Brainblow City Prison==
===Brainblow City Prison===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. ''{Turns to the camera}'' Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
:'''BUBS:''' I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!

===Diamonocle===
:''{First time only}''
:'''BUBS:''' Danger-skew!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Listen, Diamonicle... I know you have a grudge against me for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some scumbag kidnapper's hideout and you are gonna help me!
:'''BUBS:''' Relax! Turns out, prison's the best thing that ever happened to me! Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into perspective. I'm a new man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked cop's gotta stay bent, right?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{bends down}'' If you want, you can crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport... ''{holds up the aforementioned can}'' Only $3.99 a bottle! "It's like sweatin' on the inside!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, I told you, no product placement!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need some info, Diamonicle.
:'''BUBS:''' I'm your inside man!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
:'''BUBS:''' I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh.

====Diamonocle → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing Renaldo isn't here right now, he hates to see hardened criminals go all soft serve. Says he's got no respect for tough guys that turn out to be wimps!
:'''BUBS:''' Where is ol' Fez Head?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... He's waiting back at the brick wall... where it's safe.

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I have a kidnapping to solve and a hideout to break into. You're gonna have to tell me all your secrets.
:'''BUBS:''' Now why would I wanna do that?

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because, like you said, you're a new man! You've even lost a few pounds!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{warm-heartedly}'' Can you really tell?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Your monacle's even looking a little loose!
:'''BUBS:''' I've already had it taken in twice! Well, OK, I guess I can tell you. Don't let this get out, but I never did any of that stuff myself!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Threateningly}'' Because if you don't I'll have you transferred to Tri-Lambda Penitentiary!
:'''BUBS:''' With all the white-collar criminals, hackers and illegal downloaders of anime?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right: NERD PRISON!
:'''BUBS:''' You can't do that to me, man! What'll become of my street cred?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then 'fess up, or get ready to heavily protect your pocket!
:'''BUBS:''' Okay, you win, Dangeresque. The truth is, I never did any of that stuff!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' What?
:'''BUBS:''' I always hired guys to do that stuff for me! If you want to break into a kidnapper's hideout and rescue the hostage, you're gonna need the two best minds in the business... but you're not gonna like it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Why do people keep telling me that?
:'''BUBS:''' Both are people from your past. One is an expert kidnapping solver, and the other is the man with the plan!

====Diamonocle → Perducci silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who is this "man with the plan"?
:'''BUBS:''' The "plan" is literally the architectural plans to the kidnapper's hideout. You'll definitely need those for breakin' in purposes! And the "man" is your long time arch enemy... Perducci! ''{mispronounced as "Per-dookie"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up and waves his fist}'' PERDUCCI!!!
:'''BUBS:''' He's set up shop in an abandoned night club on the edge of Brainblow City!
:''{To '''Diamonocle → Cancel'''}''

====Diamonocle → Dadgeresque silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
:'''BUBS:''' It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!

====Diamonocle → Sultry Buttons====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me ask you something: How do you con the lady-types out of all their expensive jewel-ery?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh that's easy, man. You've just gotta find a place they find romantic, give them a couple of presents, and tell 'em you're dying of pretendicitis! They practically throw their money at you!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That could work, if I had any idea what city Sultry Buttons thought was romantic.

====Diamonocle → The Sun====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need to get to the Sun. Got any criminal projectives for me?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you could steal yourself a rocket-powered car, or some rocket boots, or a jet-pack filled with rocket fuel.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't know where to find any of that stuff. Maybe I can just find a rocket.

====Diamonocle → Cancel====
:'''Normally'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I need any more info, I'll be back.
::'''BUBS:''' You know where to find me! At least for the next 5 to 10!

:'''The first time after speaking about the expert kidnapping solver'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.
::''{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
::''{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!
::''{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?! Who are you talking about?
::'''COACH Z:''' YOUR FATHER!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he now?
::'''COACH Z:''' Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! ''{Jump cut}'' We're going to Italy!

====Big Knife → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waving around the knife}'' Hey, I think this would make a pretty good shiv!
:'''BUBS:''' Now how would I get THAT past security? Ooh, I know! Give it here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, whatever you have in mind is something I do NOT want to see. I think I'll hold on to it.

====Blueprints → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the blueprints}'' Take a look at this!
:'''BUBS:''' Those look like the plans I sold to Perduke-cci!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've seen these before?
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I got a hundred of them back in my cell.

====Nunchuck Gun → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' You're under arrest!
:'''BUBS:''' I know I am! I'm already in prison!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''{Puts it away}''

====Romantic Photo → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the photo}'' Check me out!
:'''BUBS:''' Looking good. Hey, is that you, Sultry Buttons and a Stickanee flower? I got one of those done too! ''{Holds up a photo exactly like the one Strong Bad has, except that it has himself with a huge mustache in place of Dangeresque.}''

====Trinket → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the trinket}'' What do you and your criminal mind make of this?
:'''BUBS:''' Hmm... maybe it's a key of some kind. I used to use big ol' chunks of metal like that to bust locks open all the time!

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' Guess that means come back later.

===Tuft of Grass===
:'''Only clickable once'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck is this? ''{Finds a monocle}''
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that's proably one of my spare monocles! It must have rolled through the bars to freedom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta remember to try this thing on myself! I wonder if it'll make me look more diabolical and German?

==City Limits==
===City Limits Sign===
:'''Either sign'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.

:'''Sign near the prison'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.

:'''Sign near the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.

====Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign====
:''{First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? ''{A bed sheet falls out of the sign}'' Whoa! That's way better than fruit! ''{Strong Bad picks it up}'' Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!

==DangeCar-esque==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! ''{turns away from the car}'' Foreshadowing!!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Walking past, singing to the tune of ''Billie Jean''}'' Billy Dee is not my lover...

===Car Chase Scene===
:''{The camera zooms in towards the car, with Strong Bad driving in it. The Cheat can be seen in the background moving a tree back and forth, simulating the car's movement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds a VCR to the side of his head}'' You got the- you got the Big Daddy D calling all agents! Please check in!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Breaker, breaker! I lost track of Renaldo, but I'm catching up fast! I'll be there as soon as I can! Over! ''{imitates static}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it snappy, Yellow 5! ''{camera zooms out to show Strong Mad "chasing" him}'' I've got a smokey on my six... and this round... sixes are wild! ''{puts down the VCR}''
:''{The camera moves to give the illusion of the car taking hard corners.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AND MY BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT! Looks like I'll have to do some extravehicular activities. Good thing my car was recently upgraded to receive voice commands... which I'll probably only use this one time and then forget about it forever. Take over, auto-autopilot!
:''{Strong Bad jumps up onto the roof of the car, with the autopilot - Bubs's security robot - taking over the driving.}''

====After a few actions====
:''{If Strong Bad is on the car's hood, he will jump back to the roof. A toy helicopter held by Coach Z is brought in front of the camera, with a small Cardboard Marzipan model taped onto one of its windows. Occasionally, Coach Z will spin the helicopter's main rotor with his other hand.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, it's me! What's going on down there?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... now is not really a good time to chat. Get that chopper closer!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I can't get any closer! You try to be taller!

====Autopilot====
'''On occasion'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate voice commands!

=====Autopilot → Brakes=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oh right, the brakes are cut.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With the brakes cut, I gotta find another way to slow this car down!

=====Autopilot → Escape Hatch=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door lifts, but Strong Mad closes it while running.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Quit tailgating... unless you have some Cold Ones and potato salad to share!

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door opens.}''

=====Autopilot → Missiles=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE FORWARD MISSILES!
:''{A cardboard missile - presumably thrown by The Cheat - is launched in front of the car. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, ''that'' was useless.

=====Autopilot → Oil Slick=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see how well Tiny can keep up on an OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and pours sand onto Strong Mad's feet, who then starts to pretend to slip.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SLIPPING ON OIL!
::''(After the next action, Strong Mad recovers and starts running normally again.}''

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and pours sand onto where Strong Mad's feet should have been.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' I guess it's only effective when people are right up all in my grill.

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if this'll work again? OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and tips the cup of sand near Strong Mad's feet, but nothing comes out.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no.

=====Autopilot → Sawmerang=====
:'''If Strong Bad hasn't obtained a Sawmerang yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWBLADE BOOMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to one of the tires, before showing a jump cut transition to that tire having a cardboard sawmerang placed onto it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if there were cool tanks, or maybe a street luger driving beside me right now, they would be so totally shredded!

:'''If the hubcaps have been deployed but not taken'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{Shot of the wheel with hubcaps in place}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh? I guess to deploy the hubcaps again, I need to un-deploy them first. I'll have to remember to install that feature next time.

:'''If Strong Bad already has a Sawmerang'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to the same tire that had a sawmerang materialize before. This time, nothing happens.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't replenish? Fine! I'll just have to use the one I already have.

=====Autopilot → Smokescreen=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hit 'em with the SMOKE SCREEN!
:''{Jump cut to the car now showing a firework taped onto it. A blast of smoke from it covers Strong Mad.}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SMOKE IS FOR DOPES!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That didn't even slow him down! Must be from years of henching in smokey dives!

====Front====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to slow this car down the prehistoric way! ''{jumps down and pushes his back against the front}'' Owwww!!! Oww oww oww oww oww! ''{jumps back up}''
:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{edges closer to the car}'' I'M GETTING CLOSER!
:'''If Strong Mad is close to the car or hasn't been pushed back, he bumps into the hatch while running.'''

====Hatch====
:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no way I can jump... ''{accentuation on "jump"}'' ...to the top of that hatch from here!

:'''If Strong Mad isn't underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Joop!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch, which starts to close as soon as he lands on it. He starts slipping on the door as he struggles to return to the roof.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bad idea! Bad idea! ''{falls onto his back and rebounds onto the roof}'' Oof!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' You almost had it, Dangeresque! See if you can prop that hatch up with something!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{aloud to himself}'' See if you can patch your trap up with something!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Nothing!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover, interrupts}'' Shut up and get up here!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch and for the helicopter. He holds onto one of the railings for it, before climbing on board. The scene transitions to the inside of the helicopter.}''

====Helicopter====
:'''When on the roof'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Errgh! ''{Jumps and reaches for the helicopter}'' I just can't reach it from here! I need to find a way to get higher!

:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm WAY too far from the helicopter! I'm not even gonna try to jump... ''{accentuated the same way as the catchprase "looks like I'm gonna have to jump..."}'' ...from here.

=====Nunchuck Gun → Helicopter=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Aims the nunchuck gun at the helicopter}'' Don't make me use this on you, Cutesy Buttons!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Shot of her inside the helicopter}'' Don't you threaten me, Dangeresque. I'll leave you here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Just... wait. I'll find a way to get to you!

====Killingyouguy====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! Killingyouguy is right on my tail in this high-speed stunt-spectacular car chase! If he catches up, I'm done for!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' CAR CHASE! CAR CHASE!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you getting tired yet?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NEVER!!

=====Nunchuk Gun → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{points the gun at Strong Mad and imitates gunfire}'' Pchew! Pchew! Pchow! Pchew!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M BULLET PROOF!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bullet proof?! That's hardly fair! ''{puts the gun away}''

=====Small Rock → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A puny little rock like this won't do anything against that pummeling machine!

====Roof → Hood====
:''{Strong Bad jumps to the hood.}''
:'''Hood → Roof has the same effect, albeit in reverse.'''

====Sawmerang====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Only a black belt in Pad Prik Pork like myself can remove one of these Sawmerang hubcaps while it's still spinning. ''{hangs off the car from the side, waiting for the perfect moment to grab the... spinning hubcap}'' Ennhhh... ennnhhh... ''{takes the Sawmerang and jumps back up to the hood}'' Got it!

=====Sawmerang → Killingyouguy=====
:'''If Strong Mad isn't slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who loses his balance while running. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, regaining his balance.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' QUIT IT! I ALMOST TRIPPED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, he stumbled a bit, but not much else. Sure was fun though!

:'''If Strong Mad is slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Hey Killingyouguy! You should have "saw" this coming!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who gets knocked back and lands in a sitting position. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, whom returned to his feet.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN! ''{starts running, with the camera view showing that he's slightly further away from the car}'' NOW I'M BACK!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That guy is unstoppable!

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a bullet}'' Check out this stray bullet, apparently monogrammed by... ''{confused}'' ...Killingyouguy?

==Helicopter Set==
===Inside===
:''{Continues from the car chase scene. Interior of the helicopter, with Marzipan at the controls.)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seductively}'' What took ya so long?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh huh. You're lucky you made it out alive!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had the situation totally under control, babe. And I got your formula! ''{gives the formula to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Now I can save the rainforest! I'll start by planting a nursery in my backyard! ''{The camera viewpoint changes to show both Strong Bad and Marzipan, the latter suddenly wearing a parachute on her back.}'' Goodbye Dangeresque, I'll never forget you! ''{jumps out of the helicopter}'' Ahhhhhhh...
:''{During the next line, the camera pans out to focus on Strong Bad. Marzipan can be seen leaving the set.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover, imitates static}'' Dangeresque, it is I, Uzi Bazooka!
:''{Jump cut to Strong Bad holding the VCR to his head.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're too late, Bazooka! I already gave the formula back to Cutesy Buttons!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't care about the formula! I never did! I just want to make you suffer! And now I have kidnapped your partner, Renaldo!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover; the camera shakes during his line}'' Dangeresque! Don't listen to him!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm taking him to my secret space station on the sun! If you want to save him, come and get him! ''{gets confused about the line's emphasis}'' ...Come and GET him... COME and get him... come AND get him... Yeah, go with the first one.
:''{Strong Bad lowers the VCR unamusingly. Cue a jump cut to him standing near the helicopter's entrance.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. Looks like I'm seriously gonna have to jump! ''{jumps out from the entrance}''
:''{The player is taken back to the Brainblow City Set at this point.}''

===Outside===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that is just... nothing. ''{Walks behind the camera}'' Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! ''{There is a thump and the camera shakes}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! I said I'll get it later!

==Kidnapper's Hideout==
:'''The player is automatically taken here after obtaining the plans and rescuing the hostage.'''

:''{The Kidnapper's Hideout set is located at the top of Bubs' Concession Stand. The scene begins with Strong Bad climbing to the roof.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunt}'' Come on guys, according to... ''{pulls himself onto the roof with another grunt}'' ...Perducci's plans, the best way to break in is through the roof!
:''{The camera swings around, showing Homestar present in the scene.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's what I ''wanted'' you to think! You fell right into our trap!
:''{The camera pans out to show him standing near Strong Mad and the Cheat, with Marzipan standing behind them. The camera then changes viewpoint to show Strong Bad, now standing near Coach Z and Senor Cardgage.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It's Dangeresque Too?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' Dangeresque Too? How could you? And with such an awesome name. ''{raises his fist and speaks bitterly and slowly}'' I thought we were friends!
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{walks around behind Strong Bad}'' Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?
:''{Camera view changes back to Homestar.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You thought wrong, Dangeresque! Call me... UZI BAZOOKA!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{lowers his bazooka}'' Mehr!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Now, give me the formula and I'll give you this computer disk of highly important rocket launch codes! ''{holds up a blue floppy disk}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey! Professor Experimento's launch codes! We need those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No dice, traitor Joe!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh yeah, well what if I... ''{raises a blue toy gun}'' ...shoot your dad?
:''{A gunshot sound effect is heard. The scene changes perspective, now showing Senor Cardgage on the ground clutching his chest with one hand and his head lying on some newspaper - apparently sleeping.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up, distressed}'' NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:'''HOMESTAR/THE CHEAT/STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-sync with each other}'' HA HA HA HA HA!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Dad! ''{crouches down towards Senor Cardgage}'' Don't you... sniff... die on me!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{concerned}'' Oh, he don't look too good.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Don't do this, Dad! You have to hang on! Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! Umm... She Bop!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{subdued}'' He's gone, Dangeresque.
:''{During Coach Z's line, Senor Cardgage is seen leaving the scene.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' WHYYY!!! He was my father! It's not fair! Oh cruel world! ''{pronounced "cru-elle wuh-rorld"}'' ''{starts speaking distraughtfully}'' How could you take my only father from me? Why now? Whhhyyyyy?! ''{angrily turns towards Homestar}'' BAAZZOOOKAAAA!!!! ''{Pulls out his nunchuk gun}''
:''{A Mexican stand-off commences, with everyone aiming guns at everyone else. During this scene, Marzipan will advance one space to the right per action, if she is able. If any of the bad guys backs into her, they will catch her and send her back to the start.}''

===Killingyouguy===
:''{Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the front row, Homestar jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold it right there, Wide Load!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WIDTH!
:'''COACH Z:''' All we want is the girl!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the disks! Don't forget the disks.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, Jose! ''{Pronounces it with the J}''

===The Cheat===
:''{Homestar and The Cheat jump to the front row, Strong Mad jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me what I want or I'll shoot your fuzzy little buddy!
:'''COACH Z:''' He'll do it! I've seen him exterminate yellow spotted hamsters before!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Mrrreehhhh!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa... take it easy! Ix-nay on the amster-hay!

===Uzi Bazooka===
:''{Homestar and Strong Mad jump to the front row, The Cheat jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You killed my father! Prepare to... ''{speaks quickly}'' ...have a bullet from my Nunchuk Gun pierce your flesh causing internal injuries and bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
:'''COACH Z:''' That's far enough!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand over the girl and the disks, scumball... bag!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Forget it, Dingle-esque! Besides, these aren't even ''my'' stolen disks of important launch codes. I'm just holding them for Perducci!

===Renaldo===
:''{Homestar jumps to the front row, Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Renaldo, tell Bazooka we want the girl and the disks!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ahhh! Bazooka, we want the girl and the disks!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No!
:'''COACH Z:''' He said no. Sorry, Dangeresque, I did my best.

===If Killingyouguy bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''STRONG MAD:''' HEY!!!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooops! I'll... just be back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If The Cheat bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm going back! ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If Uzi Bazooka bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, just where do you think YOU'RE going, Missy?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who, me? Uh, nowhere. Just... gonna go back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===When Cutesy Buttons reaches the disk===
:''{Marzipan walks to Homestar's left and pinches the disk from him.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I've got the disks! Good work stalling them until I could clear an escape route, Dangeresque!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, you tricked me! Take 'em down, Killingyouguy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns away from Homestar, with Marzipan and Coach Z doing the same}'' Uh oh! Looks like we're gonna have to jump!!
:''{All three prepare to jump. The scene cuts to the jump being enacted by their respective stunt doubles - Strong Sad, Cardboard Marzipan and a bonsai tree with Coach Z's Z, though Cardboard Marzipan and the bonsai tree are the wrong way around. All three of them land flat on their faces. Cue a jump cut to Strong Bad, Marzipan and Coach Z standing up from that position, in the same order as they were on the roof.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' That was close! ''{points ahead of him}'' Uh oh, here they come!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody scatter! We'll meet up at the rendez-vous ''{pronounced "rondess-vouce"}'' point!
:''{All three run in different directions. After they all leave, Coach Z walks to the other side of the camera's viewpoint, presumably to turn it off. The player is automatically taken to the car chase scene at this point.}''

==Shark Pond==
===Shark Pond===
:'''Before Credenza gets put in'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks directly at the water}'' Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!

:'''While Credenza is in the pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.

====Plant → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! ''{Tosses the plant into the pond}''

====Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holds the flower over the pond}'' Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. ''{Puts it away}''

==Snap Shak==
===Wardrobe===

:'''On first entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess it could't hurt to have a few more mug shots made. ''{Goes inside}'' Hey, I remember this place! This is the old Inter-galactional Department of Under Cover Disguises!

:'''First entry in extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our wardrobe department. Follow me! ''{Goes inside}''

:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

=====Red Chef Hat → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Today we're making The Cheat a L'Orange. It's considered a delicacy in East Strong Badia.

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

=====Thin Mustache → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Old-Timey Strong Bad voice}'' I'll tie you to the dastardly train tracks! And wear a cape for no good reason!

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

===Box===
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{struggles to reach for the box}'' I can't... quite... reach it...!

:'''When it's on the ground'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks underneath}'' Awesome. ''{Finds a hat}'' Oh man. ''{Calling}'' Wardrobe! Someone left this out! ''{Angrily}'' No no, I'll take care of it. I'll just put it back in the photo booth myself.

====Small Rock → Box====
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move}'' Well... that was useless.

==The Stick==
===Stickanee Tree===
:'''Before the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!

:'''After the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It ''does'' look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor ''is'' the 12th profession listed on my business card.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.

====Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here you go, little stick. ''{Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal}'' Whoa! You sprouted a... something!

'''Formula → Stickanee Tree will have the same effect'''

====Knife → Stickanee Tree====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. ''{Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}''

:'''If Strong Bad already has a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!

====Safety Scissors → Stickanee Tree====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These safety scissors are probably sharp enough to cut through oatmeal, melted butter, or freshly baked milkshakes, but there is ''no way'' they can take down ''this'' mighty timber!

===Branch===
:''{Strong Bad picks up the branch without saying anything.}''

===Cereal Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the box}'' This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!

===Flower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... ''{takes it}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)

ReverendTed — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:13:41 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Nunchuck Gun → Helicopter */

[[Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|thumb|Brainblow City: a town as hard as steel and twice as gray.]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field|Brainblow City]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brainblow City Set==
===On first arrival===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{The camera pans away from one of the City Limits signs.}'' Brainblow City... ''{The camera view changes to Strong Bad and Coach Z approaching the "city" - rather, the brick wall with a tall painted cardboard stand behind it.)'' ...a town as hard as steel and twice as gray. She is like a fine lady type... treat her right and she'll make you cupcakes shaped like Cold Ones, but treat her wrong and she'll kick you in the knees, step on your face with a stiletto heel, take your wallet and totally ruin your credit score.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{reluctantly}'' Yeeaah... your woman scares me. I'll just wait here by the wall where it's safe. You go on ahead!

===After the helicopter jump===
''{The scene re-materialises at the Brainblow City set. Homestar can be seen operating the camera and walking off, with Strong Bad standing behind him. Jump cut to Strong Bad jumping down from the Brick Wall, followed by another jump cut transitioning to his line.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another perfect landing out of a helicopter! Now I just need to find... ''{speaks slowly}'' ...some way to get to the Sun! Hmmm...

===In extended play===
:'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Set Tours: Brainblow City
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here we are on the set of Brainblow City, the seedy underworld in which Dangeresque 3 takes place. ''{Looks at the city backdrop}'' Our modelers spend many halves of hours creating the sets that bring the city to life! Let's take a look around!

===Brainblow City===
:'''In extended play only'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is one of the many matte paintings we used to make the Dangeresque 3 sets seem bigger than they actually are. ''{Turns to the camera}'' This one was actually painted by a guy named Matt!

===Renaldo===
====Renaldo → Cutesy Buttons====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{infatuated}'' I'd just be happy to get a hug from Marzipan.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' What?
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{distressed}'' What?! I said nothing!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' If she doesn't, we'll frame her for a bank robbery and send her up the river!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's kinda harsh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{unsettled}'' ...Uncomfortable...!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cutesy Buttons better be ready to fork over several sacks of cash for rescuing her and getting her rainforest formula!
:'''COACH Z:''' Don't worry, she's an Environmental Conservationist, I'm sure she's loaded!

====Renaldo → Stickanee Flower====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard a rumor that Brainblow City is the only place left in the world where the rare Stickanee Tree can be found.
:'''COACH Z:''' That's fantastic! That means we won't have to travel the globe for this case like we did back in '91 when we were on the trail of the two-legged man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that one through too carefully.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, this isn't the first time I've come in contact with the rare Stickanee flower.
:'''COACH Z:''' Are you talking about that girl in Paris again? You've gotta let that go! After all, you ended up leaving her stranded in Cairo!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' You don't think she's still mad about that?
:'''COACH Z:''' Keep your head in the game, Dangeresque!

==Agent Blue==
===Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Agent W. What's the inside word?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Turn around! The terrarium's been flooded!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{curiously}'' Hmmm, yes, I have no idea what that means.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Eagle is in the Pantry...
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Tame your hunger monster, try our half-hearted taco meal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please pick up your Le Burger and French Fries and leave the tulip on the counter.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I get any change?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please, stay the way you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' No more games, I'll take your rock and beat you with it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on now, let's not make this personal!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... are you the one they call... Deep Spout?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' On a sunny day, don't forget to bling out your power tools.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{understandingly}'' Right, of course!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pssst... Code Blue... I need some info.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When in Rome, show off whatcha got.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' But I'm not ''in'' Rome!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' That'll be 2000 Yen.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Drive-Thru Whale. ''{Pause}'' I have no idea how this got in the movie. Anyone? No? Ugh, it's probably a union thing.

===Nunchuck Gun → Whale===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies up into the air, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

'''If the spout is bent'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whips out his nunchuck gun}'' Put 'em up, dirtbag! ''{The whale's water spout flies off, arcs over and knocks the box off the top of the Photo Booth, then reappears from inside the whale.}''

===Rock → Whale===
:''{Strong Bad whacks the whale with the rock. The rock stops dead when it makes contact, leaving Strong Bad vibrating in reaction, cartoon-style}''
:''{The whale's spout is now bent at an angle}''

==Brainblow City Prison==
===Brainblow City Prison===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old Brainblow City Prison. I can't tell you how many times I've broken in and out of this place. ''{Turns to the camera}'' Seriously, I can't tell you. I'm under a gag order from the courts.

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' When we came up with the idea for a jail, we knew that Bubs' Concession Stand would be the perfect location. But we were surprised to learn that it actually used to be a tiny prison, and that Bubs was the only inmate!
:'''BUBS:''' I used to sell foot-long hot dogs with files hidden in 'em to myself!

===Diamonocle===
:''{First time only}''
:'''BUBS:''' Danger-skew!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Listen, Diamonicle... I know you have a grudge against me for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some scumbag kidnapper's hideout and you are gonna help me!
:'''BUBS:''' Relax! Turns out, prison's the best thing that ever happened to me! Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into perspective. I'm a new man!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked cop's gotta stay bent, right?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{bends down}'' If you want, you can crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport... ''{holds up the aforementioned can}'' Only $3.99 a bottle! "It's like sweatin' on the inside!"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, I told you, no product placement!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need some info, Diamonicle.
:'''BUBS:''' I'm your inside man!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs! Say "hi" to all the fans out there!
:'''BUBS:''' I don't do interviews. It's in my contract.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! This isn't an interview... it's a documentary!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, well that's different. I get time-and-a-half for those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh.

====Diamonocle → Renaldo====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good thing Renaldo isn't here right now, he hates to see hardened criminals go all soft serve. Says he's got no respect for tough guys that turn out to be wimps!
:'''BUBS:''' Where is ol' Fez Head?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... He's waiting back at the brick wall... where it's safe.

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, I have a kidnapping to solve and a hideout to break into. You're gonna have to tell me all your secrets.
:'''BUBS:''' Now why would I wanna do that?

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because, like you said, you're a new man! You've even lost a few pounds!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{warm-heartedly}'' Can you really tell?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Your monacle's even looking a little loose!
:'''BUBS:''' I've already had it taken in twice! Well, OK, I guess I can tell you. Don't let this get out, but I never did any of that stuff myself!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Threateningly}'' Because if you don't I'll have you transferred to Tri-Lambda Penitentiary!
:'''BUBS:''' With all the white-collar criminals, hackers and illegal downloaders of anime?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right: NERD PRISON!
:'''BUBS:''' You can't do that to me, man! What'll become of my street cred?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then 'fess up, or get ready to heavily protect your pocket!
:'''BUBS:''' Okay, you win, Dangeresque. The truth is, I never did any of that stuff!
:''{Continued below}''

====Diamonocle → Diamonocle → either option====
:''{Continued from Angel or Devil options above}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' What?
:'''BUBS:''' I always hired guys to do that stuff for me! If you want to break into a kidnapper's hideout and rescue the hostage, you're gonna need the two best minds in the business... but you're not gonna like it!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Why do people keep telling me that?
:'''BUBS:''' Both are people from your past. One is an expert kidnapping solver, and the other is the man with the plan!

====Diamonocle → Perducci silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who is this "man with the plan"?
:'''BUBS:''' The "plan" is literally the architectural plans to the kidnapper's hideout. You'll definitely need those for breakin' in purposes! And the "man" is your long time arch enemy... Perducci! ''{mispronounced as "Per-dookie"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up and waves his fist}'' PERDUCCI!!!
:'''BUBS:''' He's set up shop in an abandoned night club on the edge of Brainblow City!
:''{To '''Diamonocle → Cancel'''}''

====Diamonocle → Dadgeresque silhouette====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Expert Kidnapping Solver... is that even a real job?
:'''BUBS:''' It used to be. And this man was the best, that is until he got mixed up in a case that he just couldn't solve. It drove him mad! Mad I say!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, I thought you said this was someone from my past. I don't know any kidnapping solvers!
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'. Ask your partner Renaldo, he'll know where to find him!

====Diamonocle → Sultry Buttons====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me ask you something: How do you con the lady-types out of all their expensive jewel-ery?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh that's easy, man. You've just gotta find a place they find romantic, give them a couple of presents, and tell 'em you're dying of pretendicitis! They practically throw their money at you!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That could work, if I had any idea what city Sultry Buttons thought was romantic.

====Diamonocle → The Sun====
:'''Only appears after Renaldo gets kidnapped'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need to get to the Sun. Got any criminal projectives for me?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, you could steal yourself a rocket-powered car, or some rocket boots, or a jet-pack filled with rocket fuel.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't know where to find any of that stuff. Maybe I can just find a rocket.

====Diamonocle → Cancel====
:'''Normally'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' If I need any more info, I'll be back.
::'''BUBS:''' You know where to find me! At least for the next 5 to 10!

:'''The first time after speaking about the expert kidnapping solver'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks for the info, Diamonicle. Sounds like me and a certain "to be retired sooner than he thinks" partner of mine need to have a little talk.
::''{Cue wipe transition back to the Brick Wall. Strong Bad had just walked his way back.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Renaldo, a little Baron tells me you know something about an expert kidnapping solver.
::''{Change viewpoint to Coach Z. The sound of wind hitting a microphone can clearly be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' Uh oh. Now, I don't think that's something we should be talking about.
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were partners! What are you hiding from me?!
::''{Change view back to Coach Z. More wind can be heard.}''
::'''COACH Z:''' He's no good for this case, Dangeresque! Forget about him!
::''{Change viewpoint back to normal.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?! Who are you talking about?
::'''COACH Z:''' YOUR FATHER!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Dadgeresque? My father is the kidnapping solver?
::'''COACH Z:''' Yes, that's why he left you. Because he went mad! He's no help to us.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Where is he now?
::'''COACH Z:''' Last I heard he was wondering around Venice, but-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Then pack your bags, Renaldo! We're going to France! ''{Jump cut}'' We're going to Italy!

====Big Knife → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Waving around the knife}'' Hey, I think this would make a pretty good shiv!
:'''BUBS:''' Now how would I get THAT past security? Ooh, I know! Give it here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, whatever you have in mind is something I do NOT want to see. I think I'll hold on to it.

====Blueprints → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the blueprints}'' Take a look at this!
:'''BUBS:''' Those look like the plans I sold to Perduke-cci!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've seen these before?
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, I got a hundred of them back in my cell.

====Nunchuck Gun → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whipping out his nunchuck gun}'' You're under arrest!
:'''BUBS:''' I know I am! I'm already in prison!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''{Puts it away}''

====Romantic Photo → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holding out the photo}'' Check me out!
:'''BUBS:''' Looking good. Hey, is that you, Sultry Buttons and a Stickanee flower? I got one of those done too! ''{Holds up a photo exactly like the one Strong Bad has, except that it has himself with a huge mustache in place of Dangeresque.}''

====Trinket → Diamonocle====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Pulling out the trinket}'' What do you and your criminal mind make of this?
:'''BUBS:''' Hmm... maybe it's a key of some kind. I used to use big ol' chunks of metal like that to bust locks open all the time!

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' I'm not really interested in having a face-to-face with guys I sent to the pokey anyway. They do not like it when I call it "the pokey".
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the sign}'' Visiting hours: not now. ''{Turns to camera}'' Guess that means come back later.

===Tuft of Grass===
:'''Only clickable once'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the heck is this? ''{Finds a monocle}''
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that's proably one of my spare monocles! It must have rolled through the bars to freedom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta remember to try this thing on myself! I wonder if it'll make me look more diabolical and German?

==City Limits==
===City Limits Sign===
:'''Either sign'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't go any further in this direction. It's too not dangerous enough for me to bother with.

:'''Sign near the prison'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I've reached the Brainblow City Limits. Nothing more this way but desolate wastelands and probably tar pits.

:'''Sign near the car'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "Undisclothed Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight.

====Nunchuck Gun → City Limits Sign====
:''{First time only, and only on the sign near the prison}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pulls out the nunchuck gun}'' Okay, sign, this is border control. Do you have any fruit to declare? ''{A bed sheet falls out of the sign}'' Whoa! That's way better than fruit! ''{Strong Bad picks it up}'' Wow! Dangeresque-brand Renaldo bed sheets! They wet themselves so you don't have to!

==DangeCar-esque==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My trusty DangeCar-esque. I've just had all its cool gadgets upgraded to cool cool gadgets! Be patient, my high performance pal, your time to shine will come soon enough! ''{turns away from the car}'' Foreshadowing!!

'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, the car auto-autopilot was going to have the ability to talk back to me. But when Mr Dee Williams pulled out, we just... you know... it just didn't seem the same any more.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Walking past, singing to the tune of ''Billie Jean''}'' Billy Dee is not my lover...

===Car Chase Scene===
:''{The camera zooms in towards the car, with Strong Bad driving in it. The Cheat can be seen in the background moving a tree back and forth, simulating the car's movement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds a VCR to the side of his head}'' You got the- you got the Big Daddy D calling all agents! Please check in!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Breaker, breaker! I lost track of Renaldo, but I'm catching up fast! I'll be there as soon as I can! Over! ''{imitates static}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Make it snappy, Yellow 5! ''{camera zooms out to show Strong Mad "chasing" him}'' I've got a smokey on my six... and this round... sixes are wild! ''{puts down the VCR}''
:''{The camera moves to give the illusion of the car taking hard corners.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AND MY BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT! Looks like I'll have to do some extravehicular activities. Good thing my car was recently upgraded to receive voice commands... which I'll probably only use this one time and then forget about it forever. Take over, auto-autopilot!
:''{Strong Bad jumps up onto the roof of the car, with the autopilot - Bubs's security robot - taking over the driving.}''

====After a few actions====
:''{If Strong Bad is on the car's hood, he will jump back to the roof. A toy helicopter held by Coach Z is brought in front of the camera, with a small Cardboard Marzipan model taped onto one of its windows. Occasionally, Coach Z will spin the helicopter's main rotor with his other hand.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dangeresque, it's me! What's going on down there?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummm... now is not really a good time to chat. Get that chopper closer!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I can't get any closer! You try to be taller!

====Autopilot====
'''On occasion'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Activate voice commands!

=====Autopilot → Brakes=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sheepishly}'' Oh right, the brakes are cut.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Engage the EMERGENCY BRAKE!
:''{The Autopilot pulls the brake. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With the brakes cut, I gotta find another way to slow this car down!

=====Autopilot → Escape Hatch=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door lifts, but Strong Mad closes it while running.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Quit tailgating... unless you have some Cold Ones and potato salad to share!

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Release the ESCAPE HATCH!
::''{The hatch door opens.}''

=====Autopilot → Missiles=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' FIRE FORWARD MISSILES!
:''{A cardboard missile - presumably thrown by The Cheat - is launched in front of the car. Nothing happens.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, ''that'' was useless.

=====Autopilot → Oil Slick=====
:'''If Strong Mad hasn't been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's see how well Tiny can keep up on an OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and pours sand onto Strong Mad's feet, who then starts to pretend to slip.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SLIPPING ON OIL!
::''(After the next action, Strong Mad recovers and starts running normally again.}''

:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' OIL SLICK!
::''{The Cheat runs under the car and pours sand onto where Strong Mad's feet should have been.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU MISSED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' I guess it's only effective when people are right up all in my grill.

=====Autopilot → Sawmerang=====
:'''If Strong Bad hasn't obtained a Sawmerang yet'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWBLADE BOOMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to one of the tires, before showing a jump cut transition to that tire having a cardboard sawmerang placed onto it.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if there were cool tanks, or maybe a street luger driving beside me right now, they would be so totally shredded!

:'''If the hubcaps have been deployed but not taken'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{Shot of the wheel with hubcaps in place}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh? I guess to deploy the hubcaps again, I need to un-deploy them first. I'll have to remember to install that feature next time.

:'''If Strong Bad already has a Sawmerang'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Deploy the SAWMERANG HUBCAPS!
::''{The camera focuses to the same tire that had a sawmerang materialize before. This time, nothing happens.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't replenish? Fine! I'll just have to use the one I already have.

=====Autopilot → Smokescreen=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hit 'em with the SMOKE SCREEN!
:''{Jump cut to the car now showing a firework taped onto it. A blast of smoke from it covers Strong Mad.}''
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SMOKE IS FOR DOPES!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That didn't even slow him down! Must be from years of henching in smokey dives!

====Front====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna have to slow this car down the prehistoric way! ''{jumps down and pushes his back against the front}'' Owwww!!! Oww oww oww oww oww! ''{jumps back up}''
:'''If Strong Mad has been pushed back'''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{edges closer to the car}'' I'M GETTING CLOSER!
:'''If Strong Mad is close to the car or hasn't been pushed back, he bumps into the hatch while running.'''

====Hatch====
:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's no way I can jump... ''{accentuation on "jump"}'' ...to the top of that hatch from here!

:'''If Strong Mad isn't underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Joop!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch, which starts to close as soon as he lands on it. He starts slipping on the door as he struggles to return to the roof.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bad idea! Bad idea! ''{falls onto his back and rebounds onto the roof}'' Oof!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' You almost had it, Dangeresque! See if you can prop that hatch up with something!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{aloud to himself}'' See if you can patch your trap up with something!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Nothing!

:'''If Strong Mad is underneath the hatch door'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to-
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover, interrupts}'' Shut up and get up here!
::''{Strong Bad jumps onto the hatch and for the helicopter. He holds onto one of the railings for it, before climbing on board. The scene transitions to the inside of the helicopter.}''

====Helicopter====
:'''When on the roof'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Errgh! ''{Jumps and reaches for the helicopter}'' I just can't reach it from here! I need to find a way to get higher!

:'''When on the hood'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm WAY too far from the helicopter! I'm not even gonna try to jump... ''{accentuated the same way as the catchprase "looks like I'm gonna have to jump..."}'' ...from here.

=====Nunchuck Gun → Helicopter=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Aims the nunchuck gun at the helicopter}'' Don't make me use this on you, Cutesy Buttons!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Shot of her inside the helicopter}'' Don't you threaten me, Dangeresque. I'll leave you here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! Just... wait. I'll find a way to get to you!

====Killingyouguy====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! Killingyouguy is right on my tail in this high-speed stunt-spectacular car chase! If he catches up, I'm done for!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' CAR CHASE! CAR CHASE!!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you getting tired yet?
:'''STRONG MAD:''' NEVER!!

=====Nunchuk Gun → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{points the gun at Strong Mad and imitates gunfire}'' Pchew! Pchew! Pchow! Pchew!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M BULLET PROOF!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bullet proof?! That's hardly fair! ''{puts the gun away}''

=====Small Rock → Killingyouguy=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A puny little rock like this won't do anything against that pummeling machine!

====Roof → Hood====
:''{Strong Bad jumps to the hood.}''
:'''Hood → Roof has the same effect, albeit in reverse.'''

====Sawmerang====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Only a black belt in Pad Prik Pork like myself can remove one of these Sawmerang hubcaps while it's still spinning. ''{hangs off the car from the side, waiting for the perfect moment to grab the... spinning hubcap}'' Ennhhh... ennnhhh... ''{takes the Sawmerang and jumps back up to the hood}'' Got it!

=====Sawmerang → Killingyouguy=====
:'''If Strong Mad isn't slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' This oughtta slow the big guy down! SAWMERANG!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who loses his balance while running. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, regaining his balance.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' QUIT IT! I ALMOST TRIPPED!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, he stumbled a bit, but not much else. Sure was fun though!

:'''If Strong Mad is slipping on the oil slick'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps to the hood if he's not already there}'' Hey Killingyouguy! You should have "saw" this coming!
::''{Strong Bad throws the Sawmerang at Strong Mad, who gets knocked back and lands in a sitting position. A jump cut shows Strong Bad's throwing animation in reverse, creating the effect of the Sawmerang rebounding back to him. Cut back to Strong Mad, whom returned to his feet.}''
::'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU KNOCKED ME DOWN! ''{starts running, with the camera view showing that he's slightly further away from the car}'' NOW I'M BACK!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! That guy is unstoppable!

===Metal Detector===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a bullet}'' Check out this stray bullet, apparently monogrammed by... ''{confused}'' ...Killingyouguy?

==Helicopter Set==
===Inside===
:''{Continues from the car chase scene. Interior of the helicopter, with Marzipan at the controls.)''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seductively}'' What took ya so long?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Uh huh. You're lucky you made it out alive!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I had the situation totally under control, babe. And I got your formula! ''{gives the formula to Marzipan}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Now I can save the rainforest! I'll start by planting a nursery in my backyard! ''{The camera viewpoint changes to show both Strong Bad and Marzipan, the latter suddenly wearing a parachute on her back.}'' Goodbye Dangeresque, I'll never forget you! ''{jumps out of the helicopter}'' Ahhhhhhh...
:''{During the next line, the camera pans out to focus on Strong Bad. Marzipan can be seen leaving the set.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover, imitates static}'' Dangeresque, it is I, Uzi Bazooka!
:''{Jump cut to Strong Bad holding the VCR to his head.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're too late, Bazooka! I already gave the formula back to Cutesy Buttons!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't care about the formula! I never did! I just want to make you suffer! And now I have kidnapped your partner, Renaldo!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{voiceover; the camera shakes during his line}'' Dangeresque! Don't listen to him!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm taking him to my secret space station on the sun! If you want to save him, come and get him! ''{gets confused about the line's emphasis}'' ...Come and GET him... COME and get him... come AND get him... Yeah, go with the first one.
:''{Strong Bad lowers the VCR unamusingly. Cue a jump cut to him standing near the helicopter's entrance.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yep. Looks like I'm seriously gonna have to jump! ''{jumps out from the entrance}''
:''{The player is taken back to the Brainblow City Set at this point.}''

===Outside===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that is just... nothing. ''{Walks behind the camera}'' Strong Sad, I told you to strike the helicopter set! ''{There is a thump and the camera shakes}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! I said I'll get it later!

==Kidnapper's Hideout==
:'''The player is automatically taken here after obtaining the plans and rescuing the hostage.'''

:''{The Kidnapper's Hideout set is located at the top of Bubs' Concession Stand. The scene begins with Strong Bad climbing to the roof.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{grunt}'' Come on guys, according to... ''{pulls himself onto the roof with another grunt}'' ...Perducci's plans, the best way to break in is through the roof!
:''{The camera swings around, showing Homestar present in the scene.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's what I ''wanted'' you to think! You fell right into our trap!
:''{The camera pans out to show him standing near Strong Mad and the Cheat, with Marzipan standing behind them. The camera then changes viewpoint to show Strong Bad, now standing near Coach Z and Senor Cardgage.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It's Dangeresque Too?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' Dangeresque Too? How could you? And with such an awesome name. ''{raises his fist and speaks bitterly and slowly}'' I thought we were friends!
:'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{walks around behind Strong Bad}'' Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?
:''{Camera view changes back to Homestar.}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You thought wrong, Dangeresque! Call me... UZI BAZOOKA!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{lowers his bazooka}'' Mehr!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Now, give me the formula and I'll give you this computer disk of highly important rocket launch codes! ''{holds up a blue floppy disk}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Hey! Professor Experimento's launch codes! We need those!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No dice, traitor Joe!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh yeah, well what if I... ''{raises a blue toy gun}'' ...shoot your dad?
:''{A gunshot sound effect is heard. The scene changes perspective, now showing Senor Cardgage on the ground clutching his chest with one hand and his head lying on some newspaper - apparently sleeping.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up, distressed}'' NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
:'''HOMESTAR/THE CHEAT/STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-sync with each other}'' HA HA HA HA HA!!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Dad! ''{crouches down towards Senor Cardgage}'' Don't you... sniff... die on me!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{concerned}'' Oh, he don't look too good.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Don't do this, Dad! You have to hang on! Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! Umm... She Bop!
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{subdued}'' He's gone, Dangeresque.
:''{During Coach Z's line, Senor Cardgage is seen leaving the scene.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' WHYYY!!! He was my father! It's not fair! Oh cruel world! ''{pronounced "cru-elle wuh-rorld"}'' ''{starts speaking distraughtfully}'' How could you take my only father from me? Why now? Whhhyyyyy?! ''{angrily turns towards Homestar}'' BAAZZOOOKAAAA!!!! ''{Pulls out his nunchuk gun}''
:''{A Mexican stand-off commences, with everyone aiming guns at everyone else. During this scene, Marzipan will advance one space to the right per action, if she is able. If any of the bad guys backs into her, they will catch her and send her back to the start.}''

===Killingyouguy===
:''{Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the front row, Homestar jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold it right there, Wide Load!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WIDTH!
:'''COACH Z:''' All we want is the girl!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And the disks! Don't forget the disks.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No way, Jose! ''{Pronounces it with the J}''

===The Cheat===
:''{Homestar and The Cheat jump to the front row, Strong Mad jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me what I want or I'll shoot your fuzzy little buddy!
:'''COACH Z:''' He'll do it! I've seen him exterminate yellow spotted hamsters before!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Mrrreehhhh!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa... take it easy! Ix-nay on the amster-hay!

===Uzi Bazooka===
:''{Homestar and Strong Mad jump to the front row, The Cheat jumps to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You killed my father! Prepare to... ''{speaks quickly}'' ...have a bullet from my Nunchuk Gun pierce your flesh causing internal injuries and bleeding which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die!
:'''COACH Z:''' That's far enough!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hand over the girl and the disks, scumball... bag!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Forget it, Dingle-esque! Besides, these aren't even ''my'' stolen disks of important launch codes. I'm just holding them for Perducci!

===Renaldo===
:''{Homestar jumps to the front row, Strong Mad and The Cheat jump to the back.}''

:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Renaldo, tell Bazooka we want the girl and the disks!
:'''COACH Z:''' Ahhh! Bazooka, we want the girl and the disks!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' No!
:'''COACH Z:''' He said no. Sorry, Dangeresque, I did my best.

===If Killingyouguy bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''STRONG MAD:''' HEY!!!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooops! I'll... just be back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If The Cheat bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm going back! ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===If Uzi Bazooka bumps into Cutesy Buttons===
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, just where do you think YOU'RE going, Missy?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who, me? Uh, nowhere. Just... gonna go back over here. ''{goes back to her starting position}''

===When Cutesy Buttons reaches the disk===
:''{Marzipan walks to Homestar's left and pinches the disk from him.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I've got the disks! Good work stalling them until I could clear an escape route, Dangeresque!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, you tricked me! Take 'em down, Killingyouguy!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns away from Homestar, with Marzipan and Coach Z doing the same}'' Uh oh! Looks like we're gonna have to jump!!
:''{All three prepare to jump. The scene cuts to the jump being enacted by their respective stunt doubles - Strong Sad, Cardboard Marzipan and a bonsai tree with Coach Z's Z, though Cardboard Marzipan and the bonsai tree are the wrong way around. All three of them land flat on their faces. Cue a jump cut to Strong Bad, Marzipan and Coach Z standing up from that position, in the same order as they were on the roof.}''
:'''COACH Z:''' That was close! ''{points ahead of him}'' Uh oh, here they come!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody scatter! We'll meet up at the rendez-vous ''{pronounced "rondess-vouce"}'' point!
:''{All three run in different directions. After they all leave, Coach Z walks to the other side of the camera's viewpoint, presumably to turn it off. The player is automatically taken to the car chase scene at this point.}''

==Shark Pond==
===Shark Pond===
:'''Before Credenza gets put in'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks directly at the water}'' Man, those sure are some... way under the water sharks!

:'''While Credenza is in the pond'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! That ought to get Cutesy Buttons' attention!

:'''In extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The shark pond set also doubles as a lava pit, a pie factory, a piranha sandwich and a curséd kiddie pool.

====Plant → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, stupid plant. Can you swim? 'Cause you're about to get... WATERED! ''{Tosses the plant into the pond}''

====Stickanee Flower → Shark Pond====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Holds the flower over the pond}'' Whoa, those sharks are going crazy over this dumb flower! I wonder if they're vegetarians. I better not get too close, I need this flower. ''{Puts it away}''

==Snap Shak==
===Wardrobe===

:'''On first entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess it could't hurt to have a few more mug shots made. ''{Goes inside}'' Hey, I remember this place! This is the old Inter-galactional Department of Under Cover Disguises!

:'''First entry in extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our wardrobe department. Follow me! ''{Goes inside}''

:'''On entry'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for my close-up!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's do this!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Time for some modeling styles!

:'''On exit'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Catch ya on the flip side, The Cheat!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I gues I'd better get back to... whatever it was I was doing before.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.

:'''When falling over the edge'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! ''{Falls from above, or horizontally across the floor}'' Aaahh! ''{Lands back where he started}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{Every third time, and when already inverted}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoop! Whoa! ''{Lands on the other side of the floor}''

:'''When finding the secret clothing item'''
::''{First time only}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looking good!

===The Cheat===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Quizzical The Cheat noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah I want my picture taken!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Extended oration in Cheat-speak}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''

===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Soak it in, ladies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Styles upon styles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, baby.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm on a collision course with sultriness...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhh?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check me out!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is this me or what?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why yes, I HAVE done some modeling before.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lookin' good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Jarring!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, ah-ha-ha!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have the time?

====Hats====
=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!

=====Homestar's Head → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Homestar voice}'' Oh, hewwo. I'm a no-armed whitey. I wrote the book on having a stupid butt. It's called "Tennis Pwactice for Jeffwey".

=====Knit Cap → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm ready for the big heist! Those smoky red laser beams don't stand a chance when I'm in this get up!

=====Red Chef Hat → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Today we're making The Cheat a L'Orange. It's considered a delicacy in East Strong Badia.

====Shirts====
=====Max Shirt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the most rarest, awesomest shirt ever! I have got to get a picture of me in this to make all my friends jeal-aws! Man, they only wish they had this hotness!

=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.

====Accessories====
=====Championship Belt → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well that's right, announcerman, the Sizzle-Weight Belt is back where it belongs! And Jack-em-up Kid, you're going down! ... kid.

=====Thin Mustache → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In Old-Timey Strong Bad voice}'' I'll tie you to the dastardly train tracks! And wear a cape for no good reason!

====Outfits====
=====King of Town's Crown + King of Town's Beard → Strong Bad=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo-hoo-hoo! I'm the King of Town! Faaaat! Faaaaaaaaaaaat! That's the sound of me breathing.

===Box===
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{struggles to reach for the box}'' I can't... quite... reach it...!

:'''When it's on the ground'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Looks underneath}'' Awesome. ''{Finds a hat}'' Oh man. ''{Calling}'' Wardrobe! Someone left this out! ''{Angrily}'' No no, I'll take care of it. I'll just put it back in the photo booth myself.

====Small Rock → Box====
:'''When it's on the roof of the photo booth'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Throws the rock at the box. It doesn't move}'' Well... that was useless.

==The Stick==
===Stickanee Tree===
:'''Before the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' The rare Stickanee. Looks like this was the last flower on the last tree. Good thing I got that Lorax framed for murder!

:'''After the flower gets picked'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' It ''does'' look kinda plain now. Just some dead branches hangin' off.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{anguished}'' Oh, what have I done?! In an attempt to save the rainforest I've wiped out an entire forest of tree!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what? I don't even care. Rare plant extinctor ''is'' the 12th profession listed on my business card.

:'''In extended play'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I know it's impossible to tell, but the rare Stickanee Tree in this movie was actually... a-THE STICK! The Stick spent nine hours a day with a team of seven make-up artists, thirteen puppeteers, and seven... er, key grips, just to complete the illusion.

====Diet Cola → Stickanee Tree====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here you go, little stick. ''{Pours cola on the stick, causing it to produce a box of cereal}'' Whoa! You sprouted a... something!

'''Formula → Stickanee Tree will have the same effect'''

====Knife → Stickanee Tree====
:'''If Strong Bad does not have a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry, The Stick, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. Actually, that's a really big lie I just told you right there just now. ''{Pulls out the knife and swings it past the Stick, producing a branch lying on the ground}''

:'''If Strong Bad already has a branch'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not THAT cruel. No need to hack off another branch when I already have one!

====Safety Scissors → Stickanee Tree====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These safety scissors are probably sharp enough to cut through oatmeal, melted butter, or freshly baked milkshakes, but there is ''no way'' they can take down ''this'' mighty timber!

===Branch===
:''{Strong Bad picks up the branch without saying anything.}''

===Cereal Box===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Takes the box}'' This actually looks like a nutritious part of your healthy breakfast, and not at all like a cheap marketing tie-in that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie!

===Flower===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This must be the rare Stickanee flower that Professor Experimento needs for the formula. I'll just carefully remove this last delicate blossom... ''{takes it}''

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Broternal Order of Different Helmets

ReverendTed — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:07:06 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Fun Facts */ Linkeradodah

[[Image:Ever and More.png|thumb|Brother of Town and Supreme Overlord Homestar Runner demonstrating the secret handshake.]]

The '''Broternal Order of Different Helmets (BODH)''' is a secret society headed by [[Homestar Runner]], the "Supreme Overlord", though [[Strong Bad]] attempts to gain control of the group at least once a week. Each of the members wears a different helmet, and the organization holds meetings in [[The Bar]]. [[Bubs]], as the treasurer, invents new ways to misappropriate funds. Their activities open with their frothy, shanty chant, Ever and More, and also include a secret handshake. The exact movements of this handshake are unknown, as it is demonstrated by Homestar and the King of Town, both of whom [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]]; however, it may not require arms at all as evidenced later on by [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]]. The Order is run by majority rule.

==Members==
<gallery>

Image:Homestar_Runner_Horned_Helmet_Ever_and_More.png|<center>'''Supreme Overlord [[Homestar Runner]]''' ([[Horned Helmet]])</center>

Image:Sbhelmet.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]''' (Miner helmet)</center>

Image:SM_nacho_helmet.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]''' (Football helmet)</center>

Image:SSsmile_everandmore.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]''' (Astronaut helmet)</center>

Image:The_Cheat_bobby.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]''' ([[Wikipedia:Custodian helmet|Custodian helmet]])</center>

Image:Bubs_fireman.PNG|<center>'''Treasurer [[Bubs]]''' (Fireman helmet)</center>

Image:Coach_Z_gladiator.PNG|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]''' ([[Wikipedia:Barbute|Barbute]])</center>

Image:KOT_German_helmet.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town|Brother of Town]]''' (German [[Wikipedia:Pickelhaube|Pickelhaube]])</center>

Image:Poopsmith_Judge_Dredd.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]''' ([[Wikipedia:Judge Dredd|Judge Dredd]] helmet)</center>

Image:Pom_Pom_samurai.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]''' ([[Wikipedia:Kabuto|Samurai helmet]])</center>

</gallery>

==Fun Facts==
* Strong Sad wore the same helmet in [[senior prom]], where he wore a spacesuit to the "Entrapment All Up On The Moon" dance.
* Homestar Runner sang the official chant of the Order in [[the movies]], while wearing his helmet.
* The King of Town's helmet is very similar to the helmet of [[The Kaiser]], the King of Town's [[Old-Timey]] counterpart.
* A helmet similar to The King of Town's is worn by Homsar in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
* Apart from [[Marzipan]] (who is likely excluded because of her gender), [[Homsar]] seems to be the only main character not in the society (although he does appear on the minutes that were rolled over to third world countries).

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Ever and More!]]

[[Category:Organizations]]

Baddest of the Bands

ReverendTed — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:40:48 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Real-World References */ Wiki link and gentle reword

{{pn|Strong Badia the Free|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective}}

[[Image:Baddest of the Bands logo.PNG|thumb|right|''Baddest of the Bands'' logo]]
[[Image:SB Limozeen Cutout.PNG|thumb|right|"Are you ready to be musically, sonically, and if all goes according to plan, PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!"]]
'''''Baddest of the Bands''''' is the third episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

When Strong Bad's beloved Fun Machine goes up in smoke, he must organize and win his own Battle Royale of the Bands to afford the costly repairs. But he's up against some stiff competition! Can he rock the stage and win the big cash prize, or will he be drowned out by the competition?

A brief trailer for the game is included in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'' and on the [http://www.telltalegames.com/ Telltale Games website].

It was released on Monday, October 27.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Marshie}}, [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]], [[Horrible Painting]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Mad's Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Club Technochocolate]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
D.O.I. Concert 
Cool Tapes Concert 
Two-O-Duo Concert 
PomStar concert 
|
[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|The Gremlin]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 

|}

== Preview Transcript ==
''{The screen shows "On the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and cuts to a closeup of Strong Bad's face as he holds a microphone, while microphone feedback is heard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling into the microphone}'' Alllllll right, expensive ticket holders!

''{Cut to The Cheat on a set of drums, then back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you ready to be musically, sonically...

''{Cut to Strong Mad playing a bass guitar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and if all goes according to plan...

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!

''{Cut out to see that Strong Bad's band was seen atop Bubs' Concession Stand. The music stops suddenly; only a howling wind is heard in the background. Homestar watches from the ground}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boooo...

''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, tough crowd.

''{Cut to a gray background, showing the word BADDEST written in AC/DC-type font. Strong Bad's boxing glove-clad hand is then seen adding a strip of red label tape to the bottom of the word displaying the remainder of the title, OF THE BANDS, on it. Then the usual message, "Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People — New episode every month!", is featured. Cut to [[The Brick Wall]], and Bubs, The Cheat and Coach Z standing in front of it. Bubs and Coach Z each [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] back and forth between them.}

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' 
My name is Coach Z, 
And Bubs is my cohort. 
Put on your Cheat kickers, 
And let's kick-a The Chort!

== Inventory ==
*"3 O'Clock Twist"
*Aerosol [[Cheese]] Spray
*Alarm
*Album Cover Photo
*Bat Hutch
*Billy Club
*Bleach
*Bleach Photo
*Bleached Bats
*Bucket of [[Butter]]
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Cool Tapes Entry Form
*"DeButt"
*Defaced Album
*Defaced Coloring Book
*"Doin' The Wigglie"
*Entry Forms
*Fake Sword
*"Food Related Love"
*[[FunMachine|Fun Machine]]
*German Helmet
*Glossy Photo
*Hangar Antenna
*"Hugo Left Me Miserable"
*Instant Camera
*"Left Shift-Alt-Delete"
*Letter
*Limozeen Coloring Book
*Limozeen Contest Flyer
*Lobster
*Pomstar Entry Form
*[[Poodonkis]]
*"Roll with the Punches"
*Security Jacket
*Signed Glossy
*"Slide to the Right, Y'all Bridesmaids"
*Squealin' Larry Limozeen Microphone
*Starfish
*Stencil
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*Toilet Paper
*Whale Photo
*Zen Rock

== Ranks ==
#Folk Filker
#Scat Oboist
#Wooden Fish Enthusiast
#Electric Slide Kazooer
#Contra Bassist
#Spandex Screamer
#Big Hair Wailer
#Three-Necked Axeman
#Nordic Percussion Lord
#Spikey Rock Deity
#Impossibly Rocked Out

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When asked "what's the word?" after Strong Bad has sabotaged both the Cool Tapes and the Two-O-Duo, The Cheat replies (in cheat-speak) "Schadenfreude." Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from another's misfortune.
*Strong Bad uses [[wikipedia:Forced perspective|forced perspective]] to make Poodonkis look larger than the Gremlin.
*Oil spills on land are typically taken care of by spreading an absorbent substance like sand or a specially made product over them, then sweeping it away. Lighting it on fire is occasionally used, though generally only in small spills on water.
*Marzipan's Zen garden is a [[wikipedia:Japanese rock garden|Japanese rock garden]].
*A [[wikipedia:Matzah ball|matzah ball]] is a Jewish dumpling made from ground matzo (unleavened bread) and typically used in soups.
*Marzipan's "pepper taser" is probably just [[wikipedia:Pepper spray|pepper spray]].
*A forty is normally a forty-ounce bottle of beer.
*Strong Bad refers to the photo of Limozeen by the non-polluted pond as lacking a certain "je ne say wha?". This is a play on "je ne sais quoi", which refers to a quality that cannot be easily identified.
*The [[wikipedia:Interstate 97|I-97]] is an interstate highway that lies entirely within [[wikipedia:Anne Arundel County, Maryland|Anne Arundel County, Maryland]]. It is the shortest Interstate with a two-digit number, and the only Interstate that is entirely within a single county.
*[[wikipedia:Ambergris|Ambergris]] is a waxy grey substance found in the digestive system of sperm whales, and was formerly used in the manufacture of perfume.

===Trivia===
*Two of the e-mails sent to Strong Bad are from Mike S. and Mark Darin. The former name is probably Mike Stemmle, and both are [http://www.telltalegames.com/company/ourteam/ designers with Telltale Games].

===Remarks===
*Coach Z pronounces "Cheat" correctly, and then incorrectly.
*This is the first episode of ''SBCG4AP'' for the included [[Teen Girl Squad]] not to be created via the player's input.
*The nailed-shut door in Marzipan's house initially appeared in [[Quality Time]], where it was just a closet. Here, it is declared to lead to the kitchen.
*This is the first episode of ''SBCG4AP'' in which the Poopsmith does not physically appear, and is the first in which Senor Cardgage appears, though not physically.
*One of the Awesomeness points in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'' involved setting the clothes on Strong Bad's bed on fire. In this episode, however, attempting to do so will have him remark that they're not flammable.
*Marzipan gets upset about the pollution of the pond, but litters thrice by crumpling up what Strong Bad shows her and tossing it away.
*The game has an [http://Baddestofthebands.com offical website].
*In this episode, Strong Bad claims to not know how to work the dryer, yet in [[Strong Badia the Free]], he gets a pair of pants from the dryer, claiming he put them in the dryer to shrink them to his size.
*This episode has several [[portmanteaus]]: rockumentary (from "rock" and "documentary"), Rock-dezvous (from "rock" and "rendezvous"), chocoholism (from "chocolate" and "alcoholism"), Tour-Bus-mozeen {from "tour bus" and "Limozeen").
*According to Strong Sad, Marzipan keeps The Cheat and Strong Mad in Cool Tapes by letting them each write one song per album. This is probably a reference to George Harrison and Ringo Starr's status in [[The Beatles]]. A song by Strong Mad can be heard by playing Doin' the Wigglie twice at the Club during extended play.
*Technically, since "ply" is a count of the number of layers in toilet paper, half-ply toilet paper would not be possible. It is, however, a reference to the nonabsorbent single-ply toilet paper typically found in public and sport-location restrooms. Seven-ply toilet paper would probably be so thick as to be unusable.
*[[Larry Palaroncini]] is the only Limozeen band member to speak throughout the whole game.

===Goofs===
*Only some of the songs include subtitles.
*Strong Bad misspells his own name as "Strongbad" several times when answering the in-game emails.
*Strong Bad's "Emergency Prop Release Lever" is quite clearly a handle on a pulley, something quite different.
*Using the turntable in Extended Play would result in the usual response from Pom Pom and Homestar, even though the latter is absent from the scene.
*There are a lot of subtitle mistakes, such as:
**Strong Bad's comments during Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey misspell "Nebulon" as "Nebuloid".
**Pom Pom is always hyphenated, and Two-O-Duo is always missing the second hyphen (though it always has two on in-game text).
**When Strong Bad asks about Homsar's Theremin, he says "What the crap is that?" when the subtitles say "What the heck is that?"

===Glitches===
* Sometimes, when pulling out your map, a map icon will still be shown after you switch to the "How Awesome I am" chart. This has occurred in every other episode as well.
* If the DÖI poster is dug up in extended play, the King of Town's guitar will be heard even though he's not there.
*Characters' eyes and mouths will sometimes vanish when entering a scene.
*When the metal detector is used at the Cool Tapes stage, Strong Bad will respond as though he is indoors.

====Wii Version====
*In extended play, continuing to use the "Do the Wigglie" record on Pom Pom's turntable will earn you each Limozeen manual page one after another. 

===Inside References===
*This is another appearance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].
*Strong Bad refers to his Fun Machine as [[Senor]] Fun Machine.
*Strong Sad has a [[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit|Hollerin' Jimmy's Bat Hutch]] and a [[West Is Lip]] poster in his room.
*Strong Bad asks Strong Sad how he got the fake sword out of Pompomerania, which reflects upon the events of Strong Badia The Free. He also comments on how Pom Pom re-claimed the katana.
*Strong Bad also mentions the trophies won during [[Homestar Ruiner]]. Coach Z replies that he sold them for two bucks.
**Strong Bad also comments that the shower in the locker room still smells like "Homestar onion soup", referring to the incident in [[Homestar Ruiner]] where Strong Bad tricked Homestar into rubbing himself with onions.
*Strong Bad mentions the map that he made in Homestar Ruiner which was subsequently eaten by the King of Town in Strong Badia the Free.
*Strong Bad offers Homestar Runner "total stardom", the same thing [[Thorax Corporation]] tries to sell.
*Examining the cable attached to the speakers on the DÖI stage will cause Strong Bad to lament that this has become an obstacle in an episode without hedge shears, swords, or [[nunchuck]] [[guns]]. He used hedge shears in ''[[Homestar Ruiner]]'', a sword in ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'', and a [[Nunchuck Gun]] in ''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'' (the next episode).
*Wade from Bat-Aid refers to Marzipan once as "[[Melissa Palmer|Melissa-pan]]".
*Bubs claims he built the stages with [[No Hands On Deck!|galvanized nails]].
*[[The Poopsmith]] and [[Senor Cardgage]] are among the candidates being considered as Pom Pom's singer.
**The Poopsmith is wearing the same suit in Pom Pom's picture as he does in the email [[senior prom]].
*Strong Bad tells The Cheat, "Don't forget to [[wear a bikini!]]"
*The King of Town's guitar solo when he is introduced is identical to the tune played by Strong Bad's Black Metal Detector.
*When counting out how much money Strong Bad got from the sign-ups, Bubs says to "carry the [[G]]".
*Strong Bad previously Toilet Papered The Stick in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[pants]] and [[underwear]] several times.
*Strong Mad mentions [[Snake Boxer 5|Lady Snake Parade]].
*Strong Bad gets the [[jibblies]] whenever he sees the [[Horrible Painting]] in Strong Mad's wardrobe.
*Bubs uses [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] in advertising.
*Homestar and Marzipan's [[lack of visible arms]] is mentioned. Homestar comments that he doesn't have any ''hand''fuls of cash, while Strong Bad mentions Coach Z wanting Marzipan's hand.
*Strong Bad's head was referred to as being husky in [[modeling]].
*When Strong Sad passes by Bubs' Concession Stand with the security jacket, he hums the [[sloshy]] song "We Don't Really Even Care About You".
*The tune played when The Cheat receives the fake sword is the last part of the [[Strong Badathlon]] fanfare.
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad refering to Homsar as a typo was a reference to his [[homsar|email of origin]].

===Real-World References===
*The performance on the rooftop in the preview could be modeled after [[The Beatles]]' final public performance.
*The name "Bat-Aid" is a play on the band [[Wikipedia:Band Aid (band)|Band Aid]].
*Bubs refers to Coach Z as the "Thin Green Duke", a reference to [[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]]'s persona The Thin White Duke.
*The riff that Strong Bad sings for "Save/Load" is based on [[Wikipedia:Breaking The Law|"Breaking The Law"]] by [[Wikipedia:Judas Priest|Judas Priest]].
*The line Strong Bad sings for "Quit" is based on "Don't Stop Believing" by [[Wikipedia:Journey_(band)|Journey]].
*The Limozeen video game is possibly a referance to the Atari 2600 game, [[Wikipedia:Journey Escape|Journey Escape]], which featured the band [[Wikipedia:Journey (band)|Journey]].
*Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "[[Wikipedia:Sister Christian|Sister Christian]]". He also refers to him as "[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|Teenage Lobotomy]]".
*One of the potential word choices for the umlautted O in DÖI is "Oyster". This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Blue Öyster Cult|Blue Öyster Cult]] which is the band that started the trend of using [[Wikipedia:Heavy metal umlaut|heavy metal umlauts]] by placing a nonfunctional umlaut over the "O" in Oyster.
*Strong Sad's explanation of the theremin is paraphrased from the [[Wikipedia:Theremin|Wikipedia page]] for the instrument. [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Theremin&oldid=247904256]
*Strong Bad tells the players not to confuse fog-bats with [[Wikipedia:Foghat|Foghat]].
*The cover art and lyrics for "Hugo Left Me" are based on [[Wikipedia:Les Misérables|''Les Misérables'']], originally written by Victor Hugo. The album says it's by "The Frollos"; Frollo was a character in one of Hugo's other works, ''[[Wikipedia:The Hunchback of Notre Dame|The Hunchback of Notre Dame]]''.
*Strong Bad's declaration of "One Fish, Two Fish, Starfish, Carfish" and the subsequent dialogue references [[Wikipedia: One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish|''One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish'']] by [[Dr. Seuss]].
*Strong Bad's line spoken as he TPs the Stick is a reference to [[Wikipedia:A Charlie Brown Christmas|''A Charlie Brown Christmas'']].
*Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Very White", a reference to [[Wikipedia:Barry White|Barry White]].
*Coach Z standing in front of Marzipan's house holding a boombox references an iconic scene in the 1989 romantic comedy [[Wikipedia:Say_Anything..._(film)|''Say Anything...'']], where Lloyd Dobbler (John Cusack) romances Diane Court (Ione Skye) by standing in front of her bedroom window with a boombox playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel.
*Strong Bad asking Marzipan if she plans to bite off Pazquel's head, The King of Town's on-stage devouring of bats, and Marzipan's allegation of Limozeen performing bat-head-biting all refer to a notorious episode in the career of heavy metal musician [[Wikipedia:Ozzy#Drugs, alcohol, and animal abuse|Ozzy Osbourne]].
*If the Limozeen Coloring Book is used on Strong Bad, he uses the phrase "and name them George" - ths is a reference to a [[Looney Tunes]] short called ''[[Wikipedia:The Abominable Snow Rabbit|The Abominable Snow Rabbit]]'' involving [[wikipedia:Bugs_Bunny|Bugs Bunny]] and the Abominable Snowman.
*If you click on the fuse box at the DÖI Stage, Strong Bad remarks how his "frustration was sure to blow a 50 amp fuse." This is a reference to the [[wikipedia:Rolling Stones|Rolling Stones]] song "You Can't Always Get What You Want", where there is a line with a simmilar meaning.
*After the speaker has been brought down on the DÖI stage, Strong Bad mentions that it must be Cobain-proofed, a reference to ''Nirvana'' member [[wikipedia:Kurt_Cobain|Kurt Cobain]], who was known to destroy guitars and speakers at the climax of a performance.
*Strong Bad calls Bubs a [[Guitar Hero|keytar hero]].
*Strong Bad mentions the King of Town's Richard Pryor impression as being white - [[wikipedia:Richard Pryor|Richard Pryor]] was a black American comedian who was known for his unflinching examinations of racism.
*Strong Bad sends his Limozeen contest entry to Staten Island, 10301. 10301 is the zip code for part of [[wikipedia:Staten Island|Staten Island]], one of the five boroughs of New York City.
*While playing Limozeen's Hot Babelien Oddysey, Strong Bad references [[wikipedia:Inaugural address of John F. Kennedy|John F. Kennedy's inaugural address]] ("Ask not what your country can do for you...") and the tagline for the movie [[wikipedia:Alien (film)|Alien]] ("In space, no one can hear you scream").
*When searching for Canadian coins in his bed, Strong Bad mentions that he fails to find a single Loonie. A [[wikipedia:Loonie|Loonie]] is a Canadian one dollar coin, called such because is displays a common loon, a type of bird, on the front.
*Strong Bad twice mentions [[wikipedia:Rabies|rabies]], a fatal brain disease sometimes carried by animals such as bats. He also cautions Strong Sad not to foam at the mouth, one of the common symptoms of rabies.
*Strong Sad's "designy, foreign, put-it-together-yourself" bookshelves and vaguely Swedish-sounding name "Flurgendroon" are a reference to [[wikipedia:IKEA|IKEA]] and similar companies, who sell furniture disassembled in flat-pack boxes, for the buyer to assemble themselves.
*Bubs' diamond-encrusted plantanium record is a reference to [[wikipedia:Music recording sales certification|diamond and plantinum records]], which are given to artists for selling a certain number of albums, though the actual number varies depending on location.
*Strong Bad's mention that the Gremlin has a smoke screen and missiles is a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices.
**It could also be a reference to the arcade game [[wikipedia:Spy_Hunter|Spy Hunter]]
*Bubs' wish that Coach Z would behave like an O.G. is a reference to [[wikipedia:O.G._Original_Gangster|O.G. Original Gangster]], an album by Ice-T.
*Coach Z's doggerel "Yo, what light breaks through yonder window there... it's Marzipan, and she's got yellow hair" is a reference to the famous balcony scene from [[wikipedia:Romeo and Juliet|Romeo and Juliet]]. ("But soft! What light from yonder window breaks? 'Tis the East, and Juliet is the sun!"} He also mangles the line "wherefore art thou, Romeo", though since the line means "why are you Romeo?" rather than "where are you, Romeo?", he's misusing it as well.
*Strong Bad calls the fake sword "Suxcalibur", a reference to King Arthur's sword [[wikipedia:Excalibur|Excalibur]].
*Strong Mad's "T-K-O" when cheering the King of Town is a reference to [[wikipedia:Knockout|'''T'''echnical '''K'''nock'''o'''ut]], a term used in boxing. It may also indicate that Strong Mad is dyslexic.
*Limozeen mention the [[wikipedia:Moscow Music Peace Festival|Moscow Music Peace Festival]].
*Strong Bad calling the King of Town the King of Townshend refers to [[Wikipedia:Pete Townshend|Pete Townshend]] of [[Wikipedia:The Who|The Who]]. Strong Bad's comparing King of Town's actions to Townshend at the end of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xZOrWK6d4g a famous performance of "My Generation"].
*One of Homestar's lines is sung to the tune of the main theme from [[wikipedia:The_NeverEnding_Story_(film)|The Neverending Story]].
*Strong Bad's calling his coloring book a "Interactive Chromatic Short-Form Novel" is a reference to mature-age readers referring to comic books as "Graphic Novels."
*[[wikipedia:Chaka Khan|Chaka Khan]] is a female American singer.
*Bubs' farewell line to Strong Bad, "Rock over London! Rock on Chicago", is a reference to schitzophrenic songwriter [[wikipedia:Wesley_Willis|Wesley Willis]], who would often use the lines in his songs.
*Strong Sad's plan to become a snooty rock journalist and then sell the rights to the story of his exploits to a snooty independent movie studio refers to [[wikipedia:Cameron_Crowe|Cameron Crowe]], who worked for Rolling Stone as a teenager and turned his story into the movie ''[[wikipedia:Almost_Famous|Almost Famous]]''.
*The line "Roadie Communication Breakdown!" and The Ugly One's consequent "It's always the same!" refer to the [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] song [[Wikipedia:Communication Breakdown|Communication Breakdown]].
*Strong Bad says his stage prop is "almost better than a flying pig" and "maybe cooler than a giant robotic demon".
**"Flying Pig" is a reference to a prop used in some performances by classic rock band [[wikipedia:Pink Floyd|Pink Floyd]]. It was also used on some of [[wikipedia:Roger Waters|Roger Waters']] solo tours.
**"Giant Robotic Demon" could be a reference to classic metal band [[wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]], who uses elaborate stage props in their concerts, including giant puppets of demons and monsters.
*Strong Bad refers to the Gremlin as having plus four armor, while the fake sword is negative zero. This is a reference to items in role-playing games which give a numerical boost (or penalty) to one or more of a character's stats.
*In the scene where Strong Bad realizes which characters are left for his band, The King of Town is eating a [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wii remote]].

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Sad comments that Strong Bad's video game "sounds pretty dangerous". Strong Bad replies, "No. Sounds..." then hums the opening theme to ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?'' as the camera zooms in on his [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] poster.
**Also at the end of the game, examining the calendar in the computer room makes Strong Bad say "Well, now that I've gotten my broken Fun Machine repaired, maybe today's the day I get to work on Dangeresque 3."

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/baddestofthebands|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6683 Telltale Games Forum thread re: ''Baddest of the Bands'']
*[[Forum:14803|forum thread re: "Baddest of the Bands]]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/wii/adventure/strongbadbaddestofthebands/news.html?sid=6198561&part=rss&tag=gs_all_games&subj=6198561 Gamespot Preview of ''Baddest of the Bands''] {{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.baddestofthebands.com The official website for ''Baddest of the Bands'']

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Talk:Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:36:45 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Three Times? */ The outcome is the same either way.

Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:14:28 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Costume pieces by episode */ Big hair will be unlocked on PC in Episode 5, but Wii exclusive for now.

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), big hair (included on Wii) 
Shirts: suit jacket, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 
*'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''': Explosion, yellow background, white-on-black grid with colored squares and lipstick print, [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night, Sam & Max's street 

[[Category:Places]]

Space Circus Catastrophe

ReverendTed — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:33:42 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Trivia */ More specific

[[Image:SpaceCircusCatastrophe.png|thumb|We're <s>not</s> GONNA go to the sun!]]
'''Space Circus Catastrophe''' is a mini-game by [[Videlectrix]] from ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'s'' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

During this game, you pilot a ship through the solar system, picking up circus performers with a "bubble laser", shooting clowns and avoiding stale circus food. You start with five shield points — each collision costs a shield point, while each completed level recharges a shield point. Attempting to avoid a performer or clown, dodging a food item in the wrong direction, or simply not responding to an incoming item will result in a collision. Lose all your shields, and it's Game Over.

The ship also has a single bomb, unmentioned in the instructions, but revealed on the last page of the game manual as a secret code. It is usable by pressing the A key/button. It will destroy anything currently on the screen, including food, and reduce the count of performers remaining to be rescued to 1, but does not score any points. The bomb may only be used once per game.

==Controls==
<table>
<autocolumn cols="2" width="50%">
===Wii Controls===
''Hold The Wii Remote Sideways''

:D-Pad: Dodge stale circus treats
:1: Launch a rescue bubble
:2: Shoot space lasers
:A: Use bomb
:+: Start the Game
:-: Quit the Game
 

===PC Controls===
:Arrows: Dodge stale circus treats
:Z: Launch a rescue bubble
:X: Shoot space lasers
:A: Use bomb
:S: Start the Game
:Q: Quit the Game
:Spacebar: Pause the Game
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Scores==
*Rescuing a performer: +100 points, -1 to "to save" count
*Shooting a clown: +200 points
*Shooting a performer: -100 points, -1 to "to save" count
*Rescuing a clown: -50 points
*Using the bomb: 0 points, reduces "to save" count to 1
*The score required to obtain maximum awesomeness is 15000.

==Levels==
In order, the levels are Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Earth, Venus, Mercury, the Sun, and Black Hole. Once reached, the Black Hole level continuously repeats, though the difficulty continues to increase.

==Trivia==
*This game is nearly identical to the [[Wikipedia:Space Mountain|Space Mountain]] minigame found in the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Adventures in the Magic Kingdom|Adventures in the Magic Kingdom]], including the strange way the starship can only maneuver in 90-degree turns. Albeit, the navigation arrows are replaced with circus snacks, missiles replaced with rescue bubbles, asteroids replaced with performers, and alien ships replaced with clowns.
*During the main story of Episode 4, one level of the game is played to reach Uzi Bazooka's [[Basement of The Brothers Strong|base on the sun]].
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Talk:Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:33:33 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Rocker Hair? */ Wii exclusive?

Talk:Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:43:00 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Rocker Hair? */ Not getting it

Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:10:43 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Costume pieces by episode */ Pretty sure that's the Carabowdit hair, there

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included) 
Shirts: suit jacket, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 
*'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''': Explosion, yellow background, white-on-black grid with colored squares and lipstick print, [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night, Sam & Max's street 

[[Category:Places]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:37:03 GMT

ReverendTed: undid revision 608854; Yeah, I don't think that fits.

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that a Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Talk to Experimento (Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* '''Seems like the yellow hair should be easy, so maybe you should check out the Office again.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan breaks from the script and refuses to part with even a small bit of hair. Cut!
* ''Examine the window behind Marzipan to try to get her to turn around. Nope, she's not terribly interested in what she sees. Do take note of the fact that the Shark Pond is visible outside of the window; that will be important later.''
* '''Okay, let's hit Brainblow City!'''

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Marzipan didn't care enough to look at this earlier, so maybe you can throw something in there do distract her long enough to get that hair sample. How about Credenza?'''
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, enough here for now, back to the Office!'''

===Office===

* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window again and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion! Success! Now to give this to Cutesy Buttons.'''
* '''Head back to the Office.'''

===Office===

Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see that some evil mastermind who definitely isn't Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Scissors, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogating the criminals with your nunchuck gun won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a REAL one. He's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again - but with him gloating again...'''
* '''Take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset at this. No one cares, but that'll teach him a lesson in humiliation, right?'''
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* Grab the fedora near the door too.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects and it's too late to fix it in post, because it IS post, so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you will show Dadgeresque about solving the case. After which you and Renaldo follow him to the Kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand) As you try to break in, you find out that *gasp* it's a trap set by none other than....Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he shoots Dadgeresque. Dangeresque shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But now, it is time to get some revenge!

Now you have a Mexican standoff situation here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so 'it looks like you're gonna have to jump'! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangcaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab that thang!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangcaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea. Your breathtaking stunt leap from the helicopter will land you in Brainblow City.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she used to pin aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hmm, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm... Something's rubbing me the wrong way.'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who! Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table. Most likely the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — but we lied. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks? There's one for the blooper reel!
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, three bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as your read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Once we get there, we find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Wait.. a ''second'' Uzi Bazooka?! Something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right? Just shoot.'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him... or did you? Uzi stands up again — and is revealed to be a robot! And its controlled by none other than... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot Cheat — what he acually is that he's the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Shooting him with your nunchuck gun again won't work this time, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of sterner stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, shutting him down THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you an awesomeness boost.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him to do so.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangesques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits.

It's a happy ending for all - except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it's time for him to REALLY jump this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.
*''For an extra laugh, head back to Cutesy Buttons' place and root around in the onions until you find one that's... different. You'll find it near the front right corner.''

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present.
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club.
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station.
*Suit Jacket: In extended play, click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity.

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*Dangeresque Too (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*Killingyouguy (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*Dadgeresque (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*Kidnapping Victim (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*Sultry Buttons (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMISSIONER from Sam & Max
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Bubs when he's in prison - Strong Bad threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Strong Bad misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt)
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (it's not clear what the name is, but it's possibly VITAMIN D).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit Takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look at the office paintings in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play again
*Look at the office paintings in extended play a third time
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

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Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:24:58 GMT

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'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Dr. Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*Creature Card
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a lateral-thinking conundrum. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie is a person acting as a decoy, rat is informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearence.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving ojects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.

===Inside References===
*In [[stunt double]], Strong Bad advertised that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D, although the 3D he mentioned was [[wikipedia:Anaglyph|anaglyphic]] rather than computer animation.
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the Riverquest Safariventure box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*When Perducci is asked to shuffle cards for the first time, a reference is made to his [[lack of visible arms]]
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimcks a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*If he catches her during the Mexican stand-orff scene, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons [[Missy Palmer|Missy]].
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[Underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]]. [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[lack of visible arms]], [[portmanteaus]] [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[suntan]]s [[dump]], [[-èd]] and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearences in the game.

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and another for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls the impostor informant "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[wikipedia:Batman (TV series)|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spiromete]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for [http://www.imagekind.com/Showartwork.aspx?IMID=a30e07c5-0f0e-4338-a080-36cf5959f86d the original photo].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
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Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:18:29 GMT

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[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Dr. Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*Creature Card
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a lateral-thinking conundrum. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie is a person acting as a decoy, rat is informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearence.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving ojects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.

===Inside References===
*In [[stunt double]], Strong Bad advertised that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D, although the 3D he mentioned was [[wikipedia:Anaglyph|anaglyphic]] rather than computer animation.
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the Riverquest Safariventure box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*When Perducci is asked to shuffle cards for the first time, a reference is made to his [[lack of visible arms]]
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimcks a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*If he catches her during the Mexican stand-orff scene, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons [[Missy Palmer|Missy]].
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[Underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]]. [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[lack of visible arms]], [[portmanteaus]] [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[suntan]]s [[dump]], [[-èd]] and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearences in the game.

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and another for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls the impostor informant "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[wikipedia:Batman (TV series)|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spiromete]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for the photo.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
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Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:07:15 GMT

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[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Dr. Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*Creature Card
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a lateral-thinking conundrum. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie is a person acting as a decoy, rat is informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearence.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving ojects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.

===Inside References===
*In [[stunt double]], Strong Bad advertised that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D, although the 3D he mentioned was [[wikipedia:Anaglyph|anaglyphic]] rather than computer animation.
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the Riverquest Safariventure box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*When Perducci is asked to shuffle cards for the first time, a reference is made to his [[lack of visible arms]]
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimcks a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*If he catches her during the Mexican stand-orff scene, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons [[Missy Palmer|Missy]].
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[Underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]]. [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[lack of visible arms]], [[portmanteaus]] [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[suntan]]s [[dump]], [[-èd]] and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearences in the game.

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and another for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls the impostor informant "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[wikipedia:Batman (TV series)|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spiromete]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
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{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category: Dangeresque]]

User:ReverendTed

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:00:31 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Transcript */ Updated to keep with the times, man.

[[Image:PomPomPotion-ma-jig.png|thumb|"Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"]]
'''Strong Bad Email #4157'''

Strong Bad clues everyone in on what he knows about ReverendTed.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], {{User:ReverendTed/sig}}, [[Strong Mad]], The Queen of England, [[The Knight]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], Texas A&M University, Buckingham Palace, [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Free Country, USA|Free Petry Dish USA]] (Easter Egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]

'''Date:''' January 22, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 5:56

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{secretively}'' Didn't you come in here to read an e-mail, sonny, not to ask an old man silly questions? ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: The Rev</div>
Ding-dong String-strong Bing-bong, 
When did you first meet ReverendTed, 
and what can you tell me about him? 
With lots of groan,
A Concerned Citizen</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Dear Strong Bad" instead of "Ding-dong String-strong Bing-bong", and "With lots of crap" in place of "With lots of groan". He also puts special emphasis on "ReverendTed".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ahh, the goodly Reverend Ted. Oh, the stories I could tell... ''{looks wistfully up to the left for a few moments}'' ...but I wont. ''{clears screen}'' Instead, allow myself to introduce his...self.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of the administration building at Texas A&M University, circa 2001.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I remember the first time we met like it was mere years ago...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Who's that beefy, athletic fellow surrounded by all-a those ladies?

''{The frame pans to show ReverendTed, standing next to Strong Bad.}''

'''REVERENDTED:''' I don't know. I'm not that big into sports. Wish I could have me some of those ladies, though.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah right, Reverend NERD. The day you get even one lady is the day Strong Mad gets knighted by the Queen of England.

''{Cut to Buckingham Palace, where Strong Mad is kneeling before Queen Elizabeth}''

'''QUEEN ELIZABETH:''' And thence from this first day of July, Two-thousand and five, ye shall be...
[[Image:Strong_mad_as_arthur.png|thumb|"YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!"]]
''{back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sir Strong Mad ''{sarcastic emphasis on "sir"}'' just hasn't been the same since he became one of those silly English kuh-nig-its.

''{Cut to Strong Mad and The Knight outside the King of Town's Castle. They are dressed as King Arthur and The Black Knight from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]].}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!

''{back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyway, The Rev has only e-mailed me a few times, and I've never felt particularly compelled to answer, on account of the disinteresting-ness of his e-mails. Honestly, they're about as enthralling as a trip to the dentist. ''{clears screen}'' He made a few anonymous edits to the HRWiki before he finally gave up and registered. For instance, as 24.243.4.228 ''{pronounced "a bunch of freakin' numbers"}'', he was the first to point out that I was a bacteriophage in Free Petry Dish USA. Now that he's registered, though, I doubt we'll ever hear from him again.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "bacteriophage" at the end to see a short message from Strongbadiophage in Free Petry Dish USA.
:'''STRONGBADIOPHAGE:''' Way to go, Reverend NERD.

== Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===
*This e-mail was never linked anywhere on the site, and was never actually produced.
*ReverendTed's nickname comes from the fact that he is an ordained minister (albeit through the [[Wikipedia:Universal Life Church|Universal Life Church]]), and is frequently referred to by his friends as "Ted".

=== Explanations ===
*The date given for Strong Mad's knighting is the date of ReverendTed's wedding, where he "got a lady".

===Remarks===
*The e-mail number 4157 does not follow the typical numbering sequence, but is rather a reference to the number 41, which begins a chain of 41 prime numbers ending in the square of 41 when you add 2, 4, 6, 8, etc, and the number 57, which apparently has sentimental significance to the Rev, and even factors into his AOL Instant Messenger Screenname "Tehd57".
*Strong Bad claiming that reading an e-mail from the Rev is "like a trip to the dentist" is not surprising, given that the Rev is actually a practicing dentist.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad types "Reverend Ted", even though the nickname is typically typed as a single word.
*Since Strong Mad is a citizen of Free Country USA, his knighthood would only be honorary, and he would not use the style "sir", nor would he be "dubbed" by the Queen.
*Strong Mad is supposedly a knight, yet he is dressed as (and quotes) the character of King Arthur.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's pronounciation of "Ding-dong String-strong Bing-bong" as "Dear Strong Bad" is a reference to [[death metal]], where he did exactly the opposite.
**Similarly, "with lots of groan\crap" is a reference to a [[Crapfully Yours]] signature from [[boring (really)]].
*Strong Mad's comment outside the castle is a reference to The Knight's [[Lack of Visible Arms]].

=== Real-World References ===
*"Allow myself to introduce his...self" is a reference to an Austin Powers quote in [[Wikipedia:Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery|Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery]].
*Both Strong Bad's pronounciation of "knight" as "kuh-nig-it" and Strong Mad's line are references to [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]], as are the costumes Strong Mad and The Knight are wearing. ReverendTed is a tremendous fan of Monty Python.

Where's an Egg?

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:30:54 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Trivia */ Is this clumsy wording? I figure it's worth noting, though it might be more appropriate in Strategy.

{{vgamenav|wheresanegg|50k Racewalker|Duck Guardian One}}

[[Image:wheresanegg.PNG|thumb|A renegade cop with nothing to lose and an egg on his mind.]]
[[Image:Where'sAnEggboxart.png‎|thumb|Where's an Egg? box art. Где – Яйцо?]]
''"In this hard-bolied  adventure game, you must help the Boise police force find a missing egg. Not in Mancuso's garage? Try Brodermaker's gymbag. Everyone's a suspect when 'Where's an Egg?' is the game that you are playing. And that's this game!!"'' -[[Videlectrix]]

'''Where's an Egg?''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]].

'''Date:''' Monday, July 16, 2007

'''Page Title:''' Where's an Egg?

==Instructions==
The object of the game is to find an egg that one of the suspects is hiding. The task is a variation of the [[Wikipedia:Knights and Knaves|Knights and Knaves]] puzzle, in which suspects either always lie or always tell the truth. After you think you know who or where an egg is, you go to that location and shoot the suspect, who will give up an egg if you have guessed correctly.

After clicking on the title screen, you are presented with several locations in a city. Clicking on the thumbnails will take you to those locations, at which you will encounter a suspect with an item. From the menu at the bottom of the screen, you can choose one of any of the items or suspects you've encountered. When you choose an item, the suspect will tell you the location where that item can be found or the suspect who has it. When you choose a suspect from your menu, the character on the screen will tell you where that suspect can be found or what item they have. Once again, they may or may not be telling the truth.

There are three other notable replies you may receive. If you ask a suspect about himself or about the items he carries, he will respond with a [[Wikipedia:smiley|smiley face]]. If you ask a suspect about anything after shooting him, he will respond with a red cross. Also, if you ask a suspect about an egg and he replies with a question mark, he does not have any information about the location of an egg.

== Strategy ==
Since a given suspect either always lies or always tells the truth, their reply about the location of an egg can be tested by asking them questions to which you know the answer. For example, if they give you information about an egg, you can ask them about an item and verify that the location or suspect with which they reply indeed corresponds to that item. If the answer they give is correct, then the location of an egg that they give is correct as well.

The above method can be modified by first asking about the first person or item you have seen, then if the suspect answers correctly, ask about an egg. Continue asking all the suspects the same question until you find a person who gives a correct answer and knows about an egg. If none are found, revisit your first person and ask about an egg. Then simply find the culprit and shoot them.

In some cases, a lying suspect may reveal themselves as such by giving the same answer for two different questions (e.g., suggesting that two different characters have a potted plant) or, due to a programming error, even answering with their own face when questioned about a different item.

Another strategy is to ask every suspect the location of an egg until you have two replies that agree. In that case, it is likely, though not certain, that the suspect they incriminate indeed has an egg.

In order to keep accurate track of which person matches which object, just quickly visit all of the locations before asking anyone a question. This will cause each person and their object to appear in the same order at the bottom of the screen. Once you have visited all locations, start asking each person where an egg is. Once you find someone who replies, figure out if they are a truth-teller or a liar by seeing if their responses properly match up people to their object. If they are a truth-teller, move on to asking about an egg. If they tell the truth, you know who has an egg.

However, one haphazard strategy is to simply shoot three random people. This gives a 1 in 3 chance of winning, with no real effort.

== Suspects, locations, and items ==
Suspects, locations, and items are randomly assigned for each game.
===Suspects===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blonde Woman.png | <center>Blonde woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blue Hat.png | <center>Blue hat man</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Maid.png | <center>Butcher</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Butler.png | <center>Butler</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - John.png | <center>[[John McEnroe]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Mechanic.png | <center>Mechanic </center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Old Lady.png | <center>Old Woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Kid Speedy.png | <center>Red-haired boy</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Red Hat.png | <center>Red hat man</center>
</gallery>

===Locations===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Aquarium.png | <center>Aquarium</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Theater.png | <center>Art museum</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Museum.png | <center>Bank</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Beach.png | <center>Beach</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Pier.png | <center> Bridge</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - City.png | <center> City</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Desert.png | <center> Desert</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Siberia.png | <center> Siberia</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Forest.png | <center> Park</center>
</gallery>

===Items===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Egg.png | <center>An [[egg]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Beer.png | <center>[[Alcohol|Beer]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Bomb.png | <center>Bomb</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Cat.png | <center>Cat</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Duffel.png | <center>Gym bag</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Pencil.png | <center>Pencil</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Plant.png | <center>Potted plant</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Slingshot.png | <center>Slingshot</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Strawberry.png | <center>Strawberry</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Wrench.png | <center>Wrench</center>
</gallery>

== Endings ==
[[Image:Where's an egg loose screen.PNG|thumb|Lose screen]]
If you run out of time or shoot three characters who do not have an egg, the game ends. The character who did have an egg is shown running with it through the area they were in, and the main character is shown in Siberia wearing prison clothes and a ball-and-chain. He quickly turns into a skeleton.

[[Image:Where's an egg win screen.PNG|thumb|left|Win screen]]
If you successfully reclaim an egg, a uniformed man (probably [[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Stalin]]) awards you with a badge in front of [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]. The screen pans up to the sky, where fireworks shoot off. If the game was completed with enough time left on the clock, different spaceships fly through the sky:
*901–940 seconds left — one spaceship
*941–970 seconds left — two spaceships
*971 or more seconds left — three spaceships, the last of which is exited by a cosmonaut

{{clear}}

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This game was released more than two and a half years after its description was featured on the Videlectrix website. The [[main page message]] announcing its release read: '''new' videlectrix game!''
*The language used in the game is [[wikipedia:Russian language|Russian]], and is understandable to a native speaker, although there are various grammatical and stylistic errors (see [[#Translations|Translation section]]).
*After shooting someone who does not have an egg, you can still question them and they will reply with the symbol for the [[Wikipedia:International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] (indicating they require medical attention). The Red Cross has recently been [http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=016637&tid=001 trying to stop game creators from using their logo this way].
*In every game, there are either three or four suspects who tell the truth, and either three or four suspects who will give an answer when asked about an egg. Three is more common in both cases, and at least one of the honest suspects will answer about an egg.

*Each suspect has a theme song that plays when you visit them.
**If a suspect talks about another person, that person's theme plays in the right speaker.
**If you ask about another person, that person's theme plays in the left speaker.
**If you shoot a suspect, their theme song volume is lowered.
**The victory music is all of the suspects' themes played on top of each other.
*Where's an Egg? is shown on a [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk]] in the introductions for [[strongbad_email.exe]] Discs [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Three]] and [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Five]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:Eggpage2.jpg|thumb|Page 13 of the instruction manual]]
*A [[Videlectrix:eggction.html|page of the manual]] was also made available at the same time as the game was released.
*Although the Videlectrix description suggests that an egg may be in "Mancuso's garage", a garage is not one of the locations in the game, although there is a mechanic.

===Goofs===
*For the first second of the game, the timer reads 000, when its true value is 999. One second later, it changes to 998. If you manage to win in that first second, it will read 999 on the victory screen.
*The game has a check to prevent liars from replying with their own picture, item, or location, but a programming error allows them to answer with their own picture when questioned about an item that isn't theirs, or the egg.

===Glitches===
*If you shoot the last bullet at the wrong person right before time is up, when the clock runs to 000, you will be presented with a win screen with the perpetrator sliding across the screen and the lose screen in Siberia. Then you are presented with a medal.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[eggs]] and [[alcohol]].
*The main character wields a [[gun]].
*All of the suspects [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]].
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] was previously used to sell a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [[english paper]].
*The red-haired boy shares several features with both [[Kid Speedy]] and [[Ron Cumberdale]] from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*[[Mancuso]] is mentioned again.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Boise, Idaho|Boise]] is the capital city of the US state [[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]].
*Brodermaker is a reference to video game company [[Wikipedia:Brøderbund|Brøderbund]], makers of the [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
**This game is also very similar, in some aspects, to the early Carmen Sandiego games.
*The music at the beginning of the game accompanying the Videlectrix logo is from the traditional Russian [[Wikipedia:The Volga Boatmen's Song|Song of the Volga Boatmen]].
*The three spacecraft that fly across the screen in the ending sequence are [[Wikipedia:Sputnik 1|Sputnik 1]], [[Wikipedia:Vostok 1|Vostok 1]], and [[Wikipedia:Voskhod 2|Voskhod 2]], commemorating three "firsts" of the Russian space program: the first artificial satellite, the [[Wikipedia:Yuri Gagarin|first man in space]], and the [[Wikipedia:Aleksei Leonov|first spacewalk]], respectively.
**The congratulation scene is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] and [[Wikipedia:NES|NES]] versions of [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]] (a game that is famous for having come out of Russia), in which the player was shown rocket and shuttle launches of spacecraft at the end of a game depending on how well the player did.
*Gameplay bears certain superficial similarities to the board game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], being a [[Wikipedia:Whodunit|whodunit]] wherein a specific accusation must be formulated from a set of distinct suspects, items and locations.
*The scene where the main character is stuck in icy mountains with a ball and chain is a reference to the old Russian practice of [[Wikipedia:Gulag|exiling criminals]] to [[Wikipedia:Siberia|Siberia]], which is a cold, mountainous region of Russia.

===Translations===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Location !! Message !! Transliteration !! Translation !! Notes
|-
| Loading screen || телевизионный электрический || televizzionniy elektricheskii || Videlectrix || ''Literally:'' "televisual electric". Electric video would be "Электрическое Видео" (Elektricheskoe Video).
|-
| Title || Где – Яйцо? || Gde Yaitso? || Where's an egg? || Russian has no article, so it is impossible to make a distinction between "the egg" and "an egg" and the title could refer to either. The dash in the title is incorrect; such a dash is only used to separate a predicate from a noun phrase (an action from an object) instead of the present tense of the verb "to be", which does not exist in Russian.
|-
| Inscription above the columns of the gray building || Берег || Bereg || Bank || The word has the sense of "riverbank", as opposed to a financial service institution, which would be "банк" (Bank). Furthermore, the game mistakenly uses a capital "R" instead of the Cyrillic "г", which resembles a lowercase "r".
|-
| When you discover who had an egg || виновник || vinovnik || criminal ''or'' guilty person || Criminal is actually Преступник (Prestupnik).
|-
| rowspan="2" | When you win the game || поздравление || pozdravlenie || congratulations || Although English speakers often use the noun "Congratulations," a Russian would probably have used a verb: "I congratulate you with your victory." The verb is often dropped entirely from such phrases, leaving only "with your victory."
|-
| ЛЕНИН || LENIN || [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Lenin|Lenin]] || An entrance to [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]
|-
| rowspan="2" | When you lose || гулаг || gulag || [[Wikipedia:Gulag|Gulag]] || The name given to the Soviet labor camps
|-
| игра законченный || igra zakonchenniy || game over || This phrase is incorrect due to misuse of gender (nouns have genders in Russian). Grammatically correct phrase would read "игра закончена" (igra zakonchena).
|}

==External Links==
*[[Videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|play Where's an Egg?]]
*[[Videlectrix:egg7.swf|play Where's an Egg? (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:eggction.html|view the auction for the instructions]]
*[[Forum:11947|forum thread re: "Where's An Egg?"]]
{{subtitlesLinks|wheresanegg}}
{{VidelectrixGames}}
[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Where's an Egg?

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:22:54 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Strategy */ Just noticed this. There's no basis for it.

{{vgamenav|wheresanegg|50k Racewalker|Duck Guardian One}}

[[Image:wheresanegg.PNG|thumb|A renegade cop with nothing to lose and an egg on his mind.]]
[[Image:Where'sAnEggboxart.png‎|thumb|Where's an Egg? box art. Где – Яйцо?]]
''"In this hard-bolied  adventure game, you must help the Boise police force find a missing egg. Not in Mancuso's garage? Try Brodermaker's gymbag. Everyone's a suspect when 'Where's an Egg?' is the game that you are playing. And that's this game!!"'' -[[Videlectrix]]

'''Where's an Egg?''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]].

'''Date:''' Monday, July 16, 2007

'''Page Title:''' Where's an Egg?

==Instructions==
The object of the game is to find an egg that one of the suspects is hiding. The task is a variation of the [[Wikipedia:Knights and Knaves|Knights and Knaves]] puzzle, in which suspects either always lie or always tell the truth. After you think you know who or where an egg is, you go to that location and shoot the suspect, who will give up an egg if you have guessed correctly.

After clicking on the title screen, you are presented with several locations in a city. Clicking on the thumbnails will take you to those locations, at which you will encounter a suspect with an item. From the menu at the bottom of the screen, you can choose one of any of the items or suspects you've encountered. When you choose an item, the suspect will tell you the location where that item can be found or the suspect who has it. When you choose a suspect from your menu, the character on the screen will tell you where that suspect can be found or what item they have. Once again, they may or may not be telling the truth.

There are three other notable replies you may receive. If you ask a suspect about himself or about the items he carries, he will respond with a [[Wikipedia:smiley|smiley face]]. If you ask a suspect about anything after shooting him, he will respond with a red cross. Also, if you ask a suspect about an egg and he replies with a question mark, he does not have any information about the location of an egg.

== Strategy ==
Since a given suspect either always lies or always tells the truth, their reply about the location of an egg can be tested by asking them questions to which you know the answer. For example, if they give you information about an egg, you can ask them about an item and verify that the location or suspect with which they reply indeed corresponds to that item. If the answer they give is correct, then the location of an egg that they give is correct as well.

The above method can be modified by first asking about the first person or item you have seen, then if the suspect answers correctly, ask about an egg. Continue asking all the suspects the same question until you find a person who gives a correct answer and knows about an egg. If none are found, revisit your first person and ask about an egg. Then simply find the culprit and shoot them.

In some cases, a lying suspect may reveal themselves as such by giving the same answer for two different questions (e.g., suggesting that two different characters have a potted plant) or, due to a programming error, even answering with their own face when questioned about a different item.

Another strategy is to ask every suspect the location of an egg until you have two replies that agree. In that case, it is likely, though not certain, that the suspect they incriminate indeed has an egg.

In order to keep accurate track of which person matches which object, just quickly visit all of the locations before asking anyone a question. This will cause each person and their object to appear in the same order at the bottom of the screen. Once you have visited all locations, start asking each person where an egg is. Once you find someone who replies, figure out if they are a truth-teller or a liar by seeing if their responses properly match up people to their object. If they are a truth-teller, move on to asking about an egg. If they tell the truth, you know who has an egg.

However, one haphazard strategy is to simply shoot three random people. This gives a 1 in 3 chance of winning, with no real effort.

== Suspects, locations, and items ==
Suspects, locations, and items are randomly assigned for each game.
===Suspects===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blonde Woman.png | <center>Blonde woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blue Hat.png | <center>Blue hat man</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Maid.png | <center>Butcher</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Butler.png | <center>Butler</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - John.png | <center>[[John McEnroe]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Mechanic.png | <center>Mechanic </center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Old Lady.png | <center>Old Woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Kid Speedy.png | <center>Red-haired boy</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Red Hat.png | <center>Red hat man</center>
</gallery>

===Locations===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Aquarium.png | <center>Aquarium</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Theater.png | <center>Art museum</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Museum.png | <center>Bank</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Beach.png | <center>Beach</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Pier.png | <center> Bridge</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - City.png | <center> City</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Desert.png | <center> Desert</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Siberia.png | <center> Siberia</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Forest.png | <center> Park</center>
</gallery>

===Items===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Egg.png | <center>An [[egg]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Beer.png | <center>[[Alcohol|Beer]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Bomb.png | <center>Bomb</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Cat.png | <center>Cat</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Duffel.png | <center>Gym bag</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Pencil.png | <center>Pencil</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Plant.png | <center>Potted plant</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Slingshot.png | <center>Slingshot</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Strawberry.png | <center>Strawberry</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Wrench.png | <center>Wrench</center>
</gallery>

== Endings ==
[[Image:Where's an egg loose screen.PNG|thumb|Lose screen]]
If you run out of time or shoot three characters who do not have an egg, the game ends. The character who did have an egg is shown running with it through the area they were in, and the main character is shown in Siberia wearing prison clothes and a ball-and-chain. He quickly turns into a skeleton.

[[Image:Where's an egg win screen.PNG|thumb|left|Win screen]]
If you successfully reclaim an egg, a uniformed man (probably [[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Stalin]]) awards you with a badge in front of [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]. The screen pans up to the sky, where fireworks shoot off. If the game was completed with enough time left on the clock, different spaceships fly through the sky:
*901–940 seconds left — one spaceship
*941–970 seconds left — two spaceships
*971 or more seconds left — three spaceships, the last of which is exited by a cosmonaut

{{clear}}

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This game was released more than two and a half years after its description was featured on the Videlectrix website. The [[main page message]] announcing its release read: '''new' videlectrix game!''
*The language used in the game is [[wikipedia:Russian language|Russian]], and is understandable to a native speaker, although there are various grammatical and stylistic errors (see [[#Translations|Translation section]]).
*After shooting someone who does not have an egg, you can still question them and they will reply with the symbol for the [[Wikipedia:International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] (indicating they require medical attention). The Red Cross has recently been [http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=016637&tid=001 trying to stop game creators from using their logo this way].
*In every game, there are either three or four suspects who tell the truth, and either three or four suspects who will give an answer when asked about an egg. Three is more common in both cases. 
*Each suspect has a theme song that plays when you visit them.
**If a suspect talks about another person, that person's theme plays in the right speaker.
**If you ask about another person, that person's theme plays in the left speaker.
**If you shoot a suspect, their theme song volume is lowered.
**The victory music is all of the suspects' themes played on top of each other.
*Where's an Egg? is shown on a [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk]] in the introductions for [[strongbad_email.exe]] Discs [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Three]] and [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Five]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:Eggpage2.jpg|thumb|Page 13 of the instruction manual]]
*A [[Videlectrix:eggction.html|page of the manual]] was also made available at the same time as the game was released.
*Although the Videlectrix description suggests that an egg may be in "Mancuso's garage", a garage is not one of the locations in the game, although there is a mechanic.

===Goofs===
*For the first second of the game, the timer reads 000, when its true value is 999. One second later, it changes to 998. If you manage to win in that first second, it will read 999 on the victory screen.
*The game has a check to prevent liars from replying with their own picture, item, or location, but a programming error allows them to answer with their own picture when questioned about an item that isn't theirs, or the egg.

===Glitches===
*If you shoot the last bullet at the wrong person right before time is up, when the clock runs to 000, you will be presented with a win screen with the perpetrator sliding across the screen and the lose screen in Siberia. Then you are presented with a medal.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[eggs]] and [[alcohol]].
*The main character wields a [[gun]].
*All of the suspects [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]].
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] was previously used to sell a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [[english paper]].
*The red-haired boy shares several features with both [[Kid Speedy]] and [[Ron Cumberdale]] from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*[[Mancuso]] is mentioned again.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Boise, Idaho|Boise]] is the capital city of the US state [[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]].
*Brodermaker is a reference to video game company [[Wikipedia:Brøderbund|Brøderbund]], makers of the [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
**This game is also very similar, in some aspects, to the early Carmen Sandiego games.
*The music at the beginning of the game accompanying the Videlectrix logo is from the traditional Russian [[Wikipedia:The Volga Boatmen's Song|Song of the Volga Boatmen]].
*The three spacecraft that fly across the screen in the ending sequence are [[Wikipedia:Sputnik 1|Sputnik 1]], [[Wikipedia:Vostok 1|Vostok 1]], and [[Wikipedia:Voskhod 2|Voskhod 2]], commemorating three "firsts" of the Russian space program: the first artificial satellite, the [[Wikipedia:Yuri Gagarin|first man in space]], and the [[Wikipedia:Aleksei Leonov|first spacewalk]], respectively.
**The congratulation scene is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] and [[Wikipedia:NES|NES]] versions of [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]] (a game that is famous for having come out of Russia), in which the player was shown rocket and shuttle launches of spacecraft at the end of a game depending on how well the player did.
*Gameplay bears certain superficial similarities to the board game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], being a [[Wikipedia:Whodunit|whodunit]] wherein a specific accusation must be formulated from a set of distinct suspects, items and locations.
*The scene where the main character is stuck in icy mountains with a ball and chain is a reference to the old Russian practice of [[Wikipedia:Gulag|exiling criminals]] to [[Wikipedia:Siberia|Siberia]], which is a cold, mountainous region of Russia.

===Translations===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Location !! Message !! Transliteration !! Translation !! Notes
|-
| Loading screen || телевизионный электрический || televizzionniy elektricheskii || Videlectrix || ''Literally:'' "televisual electric". Electric video would be "Электрическое Видео" (Elektricheskoe Video).
|-
| Title || Где – Яйцо? || Gde Yaitso? || Where's an egg? || Russian has no article, so it is impossible to make a distinction between "the egg" and "an egg" and the title could refer to either. The dash in the title is incorrect; such a dash is only used to separate a predicate from a noun phrase (an action from an object) instead of the present tense of the verb "to be", which does not exist in Russian.
|-
| Inscription above the columns of the gray building || Берег || Bereg || Bank || The word has the sense of "riverbank", as opposed to a financial service institution, which would be "банк" (Bank). Furthermore, the game mistakenly uses a capital "R" instead of the Cyrillic "г", which resembles a lowercase "r".
|-
| When you discover who had an egg || виновник || vinovnik || criminal ''or'' guilty person || Criminal is actually Преступник (Prestupnik).
|-
| rowspan="2" | When you win the game || поздравление || pozdravlenie || congratulations || Although English speakers often use the noun "Congratulations," a Russian would probably have used a verb: "I congratulate you with your victory." The verb is often dropped entirely from such phrases, leaving only "with your victory."
|-
| ЛЕНИН || LENIN || [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Lenin|Lenin]] || An entrance to [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]
|-
| rowspan="2" | When you lose || гулаг || gulag || [[Wikipedia:Gulag|Gulag]] || The name given to the Soviet labor camps
|-
| игра законченный || igra zakonchenniy || game over || This phrase is incorrect due to misuse of gender (nouns have genders in Russian). Grammatically correct phrase would read "игра закончена" (igra zakonchena).
|}

==External Links==
*[[Videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|play Where's an Egg?]]
*[[Videlectrix:egg7.swf|play Where's an Egg? (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:eggction.html|view the auction for the instructions]]
*[[Forum:11947|forum thread re: "Where's An Egg?"]]
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[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:29:27 GMT

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[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Dr. Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]]

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

==Preview Transcript==

''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*Creature Card
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a lateral-thinking conundrum. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie is a person acting as a decoy, rat is informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearence.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving ojects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.

===Inside References===
*In [[stunt double]], Strong Bad advertised that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D, although the 3D he mentioned was [[wikipedia:Anaglyph|anaglyphic]] rather than computer animation.
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the Riverquest Safariventure box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*When Perducci is asked to shuffle cards for the first time, a reference is made to his [[lack of visible arms]]
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimcks a line from [[New Boots]].
*The game's finale features another instance of [[kicking The Cheat]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*If he catches her during the Mexican stand-orff scene, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons [[Missy Palmer|Missy]].
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[Underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]]. [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[lack of visible arms]], [[portmanteaus]] [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[suntan]]s [[dump]], [[-èd]] and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearences in the game.

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and another for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls the impostor informant "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[wikipedia:Batman (TV series)|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spiromete]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
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[[Category: Dangeresque]]

Snap Shak

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[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), rocker hair (included) 
Shirts: Tuxedo shirt, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 
*'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''': Explosion, yellow background, white-on-black grid with colored squares and lipstick print, [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night, Sam & Max's street 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:26:27 GMT

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[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), rocker hair (included) 
Shirts: Tuxedo shirt, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 
*'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''': Explosion, yellow background, white-on-black grid with colored squares and lipstick print, Miami's Bank of America Tower at night, Sam & Max's street 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:25:26 GMT

ReverendTed: Condition

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), rocker hair (included) 
Shirts: Tuxedo shirt, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 

[[Category:Places]]

Talk:Space Circus Catastrophe

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:46:00 GMT

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Space Circus Catastrophe

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:42:22 GMT

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[[Image:SpaceCircusCatastrophe.png|thumb|We're <s>not</s> GONNA go to the sun!]]
'''Space Circus Catastrophe''' is a mini-game by [[Videlectrix]] from ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'s'' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

During this game, you pilot a ship through the solar system, picking up circus performers with a "bubble laser", shooting clowns and avoiding stale circus food. You start with five shield points — each collision costs a shield point, while each completed level recharges a shield point. Attempting to avoid a performer or clown, dodging a food item in the wrong direction, or simply not responding to an incoming item will result in a collision. Lose all your shields, and it's Game Over.

The ship also has a single bomb, unmentioned in the instructions, but revealed on the last page of the game manual as a secret code. It is usable by pressing the A key/button. It will destroy anything currently on the screen, including food, and reduce the count of performers remaining to be rescued to 1, but does not score any points. The bomb may only be used once per game.

==Controls==
<table>
<autocolumn cols="2" width="50%">
===Wii Controls===
''Hold The Wii Remote Sideways''

:D-Pad: Dodge stale circus treats
:1: Launch a rescue bubble
:2: Shoot space lasers
:A: Use bomb
:+: Start the Game
:-: Quit the Game
 

===PC Controls===
:Arrows: Dodge stale circus treats
:Z: Launch a rescue bubble
:X: Shoot space lasers
:A: Use bomb
:S: Start the Game
:Q: Quit the Game
:Spacebar: Pause the Game
</autocolumn>
</table>

==Scores==
*Rescuing a performer: +100 points, -1 to "to save" count
*Shooting a clown: +200 points
*Shooting a performer: -100 points, -1 to "to save" count
*Rescuing a clown: -50 points
*Using the bomb: 0 points, reduces "to save" count to 1
*The score required to obtain maximum awesomeness is 15000.

==Levels==
In order, the levels are Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Earth, Venus, Mercury, the Sun, and Black Hole. Once reached, the Black Hole level continuously repeats, though the difficulty continues to increase.

==Trivia==
This game is nearly identical to the [[Wikipedia:Space Mountain|Space Mountain]] minigame found in the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] game [[Wikipedia:Adventures in the Magic Kingdom|Adventures in the Magic Kingdom]], including the strange way the starship can only maneuver in 90-degree turns. Albeit, the navigation arrows are replaced with circus snacks, missiles replaced with rescue bubbles, asteroids replaced with performers, and alien ships replaced with clowns.
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[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Where's an Egg?

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:37:30 GMT

ReverendTed: undid revision 608435; The spacecraft are already described in References, and more correctly.

{{vgamenav|wheresanegg|50k Racewalker|Duck Guardian One}}

[[Image:wheresanegg.PNG|thumb|A renegade cop with nothing to lose and an egg on his mind.]]
[[Image:Where'sAnEggboxart.png‎|thumb|Where's an Egg? box art. Где – Яйцо?]]
''"In this hard-bolied  adventure game, you must help the Boise police force find a missing egg. Not in Mancuso's garage? Try Brodermaker's gymbag. Everyone's a suspect when 'Where's an Egg?' is the game that you are playing. And that's this game!!"'' -[[Videlectrix]]

'''Where's an Egg?''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]].

'''Date:''' Monday, July 16, 2007

'''Page Title:''' Where's an Egg?

==Instructions==
The object of the game is to find an egg that one of the suspects is hiding. The task is a variation of the [[Wikipedia:Knights and Knaves|Knights and Knaves]] puzzle, in which suspects either always lie or always tell the truth. After you think you know who or where an egg is, you go to that location and shoot the suspect, who will give up an egg if you have guessed correctly.

After clicking on the title screen, you are presented with several locations in a city. Clicking on the thumbnails will take you to those locations, at which you will encounter a suspect with an item. From the menu at the bottom of the screen, you can choose one of any of the items or suspects you've encountered. When you choose an item, the suspect will tell you the location where that item can be found or the suspect who has it. When you choose a suspect from your menu, the character on the screen will tell you where that suspect can be found or what item they have. Once again, they may or may not be telling the truth.

There are three other notable replies you may receive. If you ask a suspect about himself or about the items he carries, he will respond with a [[Wikipedia:smiley|smiley face]]. If you ask a suspect about anything after shooting him, he will respond with a red cross. Also, if you ask a suspect about an egg and he replies with a question mark, he does not have any information about the location of an egg.

== Strategy ==
Since a given suspect either always lies or always tells the truth, their reply about the location of an egg can be tested by asking them questions to which you know the answer. For example, if they give you information about an egg, you can ask them about an item and verify that the location or suspect with which they reply indeed corresponds to that item. If the answer they give is correct, then the location of an egg that they give is correct as well.

The above method can be modified by first asking about the first person or item you have seen, then if the suspect answers correctly, ask about an egg. Continue asking all the suspects the same question until you find a person who gives a correct answer and knows about an egg. If none are found, revisit your first person and ask about an egg. Then simply find the culprit and shoot them.

In some cases, a lying suspect may reveal themselves as such by giving the same answer for two different questions (e.g., suggesting that two different characters have a potted plant) or, due to a programming error, even answering with their own face when questioned about a different item.

Another strategy is to ask every suspect the location of an egg until you have two replies that agree. In that case, it is likely, though not certain, that the suspect they incriminate indeed has an egg.

In order to keep accurate track of which person matches which object, just quickly visit all of the locations before asking anyone a question. This will cause each person and their object to appear in the same order at the bottom of the screen. Once you have visited all locations, start asking each person where an egg is. Once you find someone who replies, figure out if they are a truth-teller or a liar by seeing if their responses properly match up people to their object. If they are a truth-teller, move on to asking about an egg. If they tell the truth, you know who has an egg.

However, one haphazard strategy is to simply shoot three random people. This gives a 1 in 3 chance of winning, with no real effort.

Usually, if a suspect you know is lying accuses another person, they are the culprit.

== Suspects, locations, and items ==
Suspects, locations, and items are randomly assigned for each game.
===Suspects===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blonde Woman.png | <center>Blonde woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blue Hat.png | <center>Blue hat man</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Maid.png | <center>Butcher</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Butler.png | <center>Butler</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - John.png | <center>[[John McEnroe]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Mechanic.png | <center>Mechanic </center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Old Lady.png | <center>Old Woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Kid Speedy.png | <center>Red-haired boy</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Red Hat.png | <center>Red hat man</center>
</gallery>

===Locations===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Aquarium.png | <center>Aquarium</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Theater.png | <center>Art museum</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Museum.png | <center>Bank</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Beach.png | <center>Beach</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Pier.png | <center> Bridge</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - City.png | <center> City</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Desert.png | <center> Desert</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Siberia.png | <center> Siberia</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Forest.png | <center> Park</center>
</gallery>

===Items===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Egg.png | <center>An [[egg]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Beer.png | <center>[[Alcohol|Beer]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Bomb.png | <center>Bomb</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Cat.png | <center>Cat</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Duffel.png | <center>Gym bag</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Pencil.png | <center>Pencil</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Plant.png | <center>Potted plant</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Slingshot.png | <center>Slingshot</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Strawberry.png | <center>Strawberry</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Wrench.png | <center>Wrench</center>
</gallery>

== Endings ==
[[Image:Where's an egg loose screen.PNG|thumb|Lose screen]]
If you run out of time or shoot three characters who do not have an egg, the game ends. The character who did have an egg is shown running with it through the area they were in, and the main character is shown in Siberia wearing prison clothes and a ball-and-chain. He quickly turns into a skeleton.

[[Image:Where's an egg win screen.PNG|thumb|left|Win screen]]
If you successfully reclaim an egg, a uniformed man (probably [[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Stalin]]) awards you with a badge in front of [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]. The screen pans up to the sky, where fireworks shoot off. If the game was completed with enough time left on the clock, different spaceships fly through the sky:
*901–940 seconds left — one spaceship
*941–970 seconds left — two spaceships
*971 or more seconds left — three spaceships, the last of which is exited by a cosmonaut

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== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This game was released more than two and a half years after its description was featured on the Videlectrix website. The [[main page message]] announcing its release read: '''new' videlectrix game!''
*The language used in the game is [[wikipedia:Russian language|Russian]], and is understandable to a native speaker, although there are various grammatical and stylistic errors (see [[#Translations|Translation section]]).
*After shooting someone who does not have an egg, you can still question them and they will reply with the symbol for the [[Wikipedia:International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] (indicating they require medical attention). The Red Cross has recently been [http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=016637&tid=001 trying to stop game creators from using their logo this way].
*In every game, there are either three or four suspects who tell the truth, and either three or four suspects who will give an answer when asked about an egg. Three is more common in both cases. 
*Each suspect has a theme song that plays when you visit them.
**If a suspect talks about another person, that person's theme plays in the right speaker.
**If you ask about another person, that person's theme plays in the left speaker.
**If you shoot a suspect, their theme song volume is lowered.
**The victory music is all of the suspects' themes played on top of each other.
*Where's an Egg? is shown on a [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk]] in the introductions for [[strongbad_email.exe]] Discs [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Three]] and [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Five]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:Eggpage2.jpg|thumb|Page 13 of the instruction manual]]
*A [[Videlectrix:eggction.html|page of the manual]] was also made available at the same time as the game was released.
*Although the Videlectrix description suggests that an egg may be in "Mancuso's garage", a garage is not one of the locations in the game, although there is a mechanic.

===Goofs===
*For the first second of the game, the timer reads 000, when its true value is 999. One second later, it changes to 998. If you manage to win in that first second, it will read 999 on the victory screen.
*The game has a check to prevent liars from replying with their own picture, item, or location, but a programming error allows them to answer with their own picture when questioned about an item that isn't theirs, or the egg.

===Glitches===
*If you shoot the last bullet at the wrong person right before time is up, when the clock runs to 000, you will be presented with a win screen with the perpetrator sliding across the screen and the lose screen in Siberia. Then you are presented with a medal.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[eggs]] and [[alcohol]].
*The main character wields a [[gun]].
*All of the suspects [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]].
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] was previously used to sell a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [[english paper]].
*The red-haired boy shares several features with both [[Kid Speedy]] and [[Ron Cumberdale]] from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*[[Mancuso]] is mentioned again.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Boise, Idaho|Boise]] is the capital city of the US state [[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]].
*Brodermaker is a reference to video game company [[Wikipedia:Brøderbund|Brøderbund]], makers of the [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
**This game is also very similar, in some aspects, to the early Carmen Sandiego games.
*The music at the beginning of the game accompanying the Videlectrix logo is from the traditional Russian [[Wikipedia:The Volga Boatmen's Song|Song of the Volga Boatmen]].
*The three spacecraft that fly across the screen in the ending sequence are [[Wikipedia:Sputnik 1|Sputnik 1]], [[Wikipedia:Vostok 1|Vostok 1]], and [[Wikipedia:Voskhod 2|Voskhod 2]], commemorating three "firsts" of the Russian space program: the first artificial satellite, the [[Wikipedia:Yuri Gagarin|first man in space]], and the [[Wikipedia:Aleksei Leonov|first spacewalk]], respectively.
**The congratulation scene is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] and [[Wikipedia:NES|NES]] versions of [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]] (a game that is famous for having come out of Russia), in which the player was shown rocket and shuttle launches of spacecraft at the end of a game depending on how well the player did.
*Gameplay bears certain superficial similarities to the board game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], being a [[Wikipedia:Whodunit|whodunit]] wherein a specific accusation must be formulated from a set of distinct suspects, items and locations.
*The scene where the main character is stuck in icy mountains with a ball and chain is a reference to the old Russian practice of [[Wikipedia:Gulag|exiling criminals]] to [[Wikipedia:Siberia|Siberia]], which is a cold, mountainous region of Russia.

===Translations===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Location !! Message !! Transliteration !! Translation !! Notes
|-
| Loading screen || телевизионный электрический || televizzionniy elektricheskii || Videlectrix || ''Literally:'' "televisual electric". Electric video would be "Электрическое Видео" (Elektricheskoe Video).
|-
| Title || Где – Яйцо? || Gde Yaitso? || Where's an egg? || Russian has no article, so it is impossible to make a distinction between "the egg" and "an egg" and the title could refer to either. The dash in the title is incorrect; such a dash is only used to separate a predicate from a noun phrase (an action from an object) instead of the present tense of the verb "to be", which does not exist in Russian.
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| Inscription above the columns of the gray building || Берег || Bereg || Bank || The word has the sense of "riverbank", as opposed to a financial service institution, which would be "банк" (Bank). Furthermore, the game mistakenly uses a capital "R" instead of the Cyrillic "г", which resembles a lowercase "r".
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| When you discover who had an egg || виновник || vinovnik || criminal ''or'' guilty person || Criminal is actually Преступник (Prestupnik).
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| rowspan="2" | When you win the game || поздравление || pozdravlenie || congratulations || Although English speakers often use the noun "Congratulations," a Russian would probably have used a verb: "I congratulate you with your victory." The verb is often dropped entirely from such phrases, leaving only "with your victory."
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| ЛЕНИН || LENIN || [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Lenin|Lenin]] || An entrance to [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]
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| rowspan="2" | When you lose || гулаг || gulag || [[Wikipedia:Gulag|Gulag]] || The name given to the Soviet labor camps
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| игра законченный || igra zakonchenniy || game over || This phrase is incorrect due to misuse of gender (nouns have genders in Russian). Grammatically correct phrase would read "игра закончена" (igra zakonchena).
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*[[Videlectrix:eggction.html|view the auction for the instructions]]
*[[Forum:11947|forum thread re: "Where's An Egg?"]]
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Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:20:04 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Office */

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that a Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Talk to Experimento (Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* '''We've got some formula ingredients to find, so let's hit Brainblow City!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Weren't we taking Credenza out for a little fresh air "and water"? Plop the pesky plant in the pond, posthaste!
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, we've got our flower, so let's head back to the Office - certainly Cutesy Buttons will donate some of her yellow hair to save the rainforest!'''

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan causes an outtake by breaking from the script and refusing to part with even a small bit of hair.
* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion! Success! Now to give this to Cutesy Buttons.'''
* '''Head back to the Office.'''

===Office===

Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see that some evil mastermind who definitely isn't Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Scissors, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogate the criminals with your nunchuck gun! It won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a rock. Yeah, he's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again!'''
* '''Only he's gloating again, so take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset. No one cares.'''
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* And grab the fedora near the door.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects, so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you will show Dadgeresque about solving the case. After which you and Renaldo follow him to the Kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand) As you try to break in, you find out that *gasp* it's a trap set by none other than....Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he shoots Dadgeresque. Dangeresque shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But now, it is time to get some revenge!

Now you have a Mexican standoff situation here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so 'it looks like you're gonna have to jump'! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangcaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab that thing!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangcaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she used to pin aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hey, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm....'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who! Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — no wait, that was a lie. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks?
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, all four bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as your read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Once we get there, we find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Uzi Bazooka?? Wait, something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right?'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him. Or did you? Uzi stands up again — it's a robot! And its controlled by... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot Cheat - what he acually is that he's the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Try shooting him with your nunchuck gun again. It doesn't work, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of tougher stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, rendering him dead THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you awesomeness.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangesques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits. It's a happy ending for all. Except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it time for him to jump, for real this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Suit Jacket: Click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity.

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*Dangeresque Too (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*Killingyouguy (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*Dadgeresque (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*Kidnapping Victim (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*Sultry Buttons (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMISSIONER from Sam & Max
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Bubs when he's in prison - Strong Bad threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Strong Bad misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt)
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (it's not clear what the name is, but it's possibly VITAMIN D).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look out the office window in extended play
*Pick up the office trinket in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play multiple times
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

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[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:18:48 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Brainblow City */ Abllitterated!

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that a Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Talk to Experimento (Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* '''We've got some formula ingredients to find, so let's hit Brainblow City!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Weren't we taking Credenza out for a little fresh air "and water"? Plop the pesky plant in the pond, posthaste!
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, we've got our flower, so let's head back to the Office - certainly Cutesy Buttons will donate some of her yellow hair to save the rainforest!'''

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan causes an outtake by breaking from the script and refusing to part with even a small bit of hair. We'll need to distract her somehow.
* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion! Success! Now to give this to Cutesy Buttons.'''
* '''Head back to the Office.'''

===Office===

Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see that some evil mastermind who definitely isn't Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Scissors, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogate the criminals with your nunchuck gun! It won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a rock. Yeah, he's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again!'''
* '''Only he's gloating again, so take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset. No one cares.'''
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* And grab the fedora near the door.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects, so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you will show Dadgeresque about solving the case. After which you and Renaldo follow him to the Kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand) As you try to break in, you find out that *gasp* it's a trap set by none other than....Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he shoots Dadgeresque. Dangeresque shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But now, it is time to get some revenge!

Now you have a Mexican standoff situation here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so 'it looks like you're gonna have to jump'! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangcaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab that thing!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangcaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she used to pin aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hey, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm....'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who! Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — no wait, that was a lie. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks?
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, all four bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as your read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Once we get there, we find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Uzi Bazooka?? Wait, something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right?'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him. Or did you? Uzi stands up again — it's a robot! And its controlled by... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot Cheat - what he acually is that he's the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Try shooting him with your nunchuck gun again. It doesn't work, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of tougher stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, rendering him dead THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you awesomeness.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangesques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits. It's a happy ending for all. Except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it time for him to jump, for real this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Suit Jacket: Click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity.

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*Dangeresque Too (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*Killingyouguy (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*Dadgeresque (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*Kidnapping Victim (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*Sultry Buttons (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMISSIONER from Sam & Max
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Bubs when he's in prison - Strong Bad threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Strong Bad misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt)
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (it's not clear what the name is, but it's possibly VITAMIN D).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look out the office window in extended play
*Pick up the office trinket in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play multiple times
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

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[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:16:59 GMT

ReverendTed: I think we can eliminate an unnecessary trip this way.

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that a Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Talk to Experimento (Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* '''We've got some formula ingredients to find, so let's hit Brainblow City!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Weren't we taking Credenza out for a little fresh air "and water"? Plop the pesky plant in the pond.
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, we've got our flower, so let's head back to the Office - certainly Cutesy Buttons will donate some of her yellow hair to save the rainforest!'''

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan causes an outtake by breaking from the script and refusing to part with even a small bit of hair. We'll need to distract her somehow.
* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion! Success! Now to give this to Cutesy Buttons.'''
* '''Head back to the Office.'''

===Office===

Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see that some evil mastermind who definitely isn't Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Scissors, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogate the criminals with your nunchuck gun! It won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a rock. Yeah, he's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again!'''
* '''Only he's gloating again, so take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset. No one cares.'''
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* And grab the fedora near the door.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects, so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you will show Dadgeresque about solving the case. After which you and Renaldo follow him to the Kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand) As you try to break in, you find out that *gasp* it's a trap set by none other than....Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he shoots Dadgeresque. Dangeresque shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But now, it is time to get some revenge!

Now you have a Mexican standoff situation here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so 'it looks like you're gonna have to jump'! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangcaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab that thing!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangcaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she used to pin aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hey, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm....'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who! Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — no wait, that was a lie. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks?
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, all four bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as your read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Once we get there, we find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Uzi Bazooka?? Wait, something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right?'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him. Or did you? Uzi stands up again — it's a robot! And its controlled by... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot Cheat - what he acually is that he's the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Try shooting him with your nunchuck gun again. It doesn't work, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of tougher stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, rendering him dead THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you awesomeness.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangesques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits. It's a happy ending for all. Except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it time for him to jump, for real this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Suit Jacket: Click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity.

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*Dangeresque Too (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*Killingyouguy (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*Dadgeresque (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*Kidnapping Victim (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*Sultry Buttons (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMISSIONER from Sam & Max
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Bubs when he's in prison - Strong Bad threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Strong Bad misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt)
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (it's not clear what the name is, but it's possibly VITAMIN D).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look out the office window in extended play
*Pick up the office trinket in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play multiple times
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

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[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

ReverendTed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:47:24 GMT

ReverendTed: /* Costumes */ OCD fiddling

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that a Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Talk to Experimento (Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* '''Seems like the yellow hair should be easy, so maybe you should check out the Office again.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan breaks from the script and refuses to part with even a small bit of hair. Cut!
* ''Examine the window behind Marzipan to try to get her to turn around. Nope, she's not terribly interested in what she sees. Do take note of the fact that the Shark Pond is visible outside of the window; that will be important later.''
* '''Okay, let's hit Brainblow City!'''

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Marzipan didn't care enough to look at this earlier, so maybe you can throw something in there do distract her long enough to get that hair sample. How about Credenza?'''
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, enough here for now, back to the Office!'''

===Office===

* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window again and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion! Success! Now to give this to Cutesy Buttons.'''
* '''Head back to the Office.'''

===Office===

Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see that some evil mastermind who definitely isn't Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Scissors, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogate the criminals with your nunchuck gun! It won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a rock. Yeah, he's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again!'''
* '''Only he's gloating again, so take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset. No one cares.'''
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* And grab the fedora near the door.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects, so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you will show Dadgeresque about solving the case. After which you and Renaldo follow him to the Kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand) As you try to break in, you find out that *gasp* it's a trap set by none other than....Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he shoots Dadgeresque. Dangeresque shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But now, it is time to get some revenge!

Now you have a Mexican standoff situation here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so 'it looks like you're gonna have to jump'! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangcaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab that thing!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangcaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she used to pin aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hey, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm....'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who! Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — no wait, that was a lie. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks?
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, all four bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as your read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Once we get there, we find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Uzi Bazooka?? Wait, something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right?'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him. Or did you? Uzi stands up again — it's a robot! And its controlled by... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot Cheat - what he acually is that he's the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Try shooting him with your nunchuck gun again. It doesn't work, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of tougher stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, rendering him dead THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you awesomeness.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangesques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits. It's a happy ending for all. Except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it time for him to jump, for real this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Suit Jacket: Click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity.

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*Dangeresque Too (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*Killingyouguy (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*Dadgeresque (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*Kidnapping Victim (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*Sultry Buttons (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMISSIONER from Sam & Max
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Bubs when he's in prison - Strong Bad threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Strong Bad misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt)
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (it's not clear what the name is, but it's possibly VITAMIN D).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look out the office window in extended play
*Pick up the office trinket in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play multiple times
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

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