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50K Racewalker

Rob T Firefly — Fri, 16 Jun 2023 18:56:12 GMT

Rob T Firefly: /* Trivia */

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[[Image:50Kracewalk.PNG|thumb|220px|OOPS!! You lose!!]]
[[Image:50Kracewalkbox.PNG|thumb|220px|Taste a walk!]]

<blockquote>''"Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Right... OOPS!!! You lose!! Alternate left right for about 5 hours without messing up and you could win the gold!!"'' — [[Videlectrix]]</blockquote>

'''50K Racewalker''' is a [[Videlectrix]] "game" programmed by [[Jonathan Howe]].

'''Date:''' Friday, January 14, 2005

'''Page Title:''' Take some steps!

== Instructions ==
After designing your character, and race mode starts, wait for the gun to fire and the word "Go" appears.

Then, taking your time, press "Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right..." slowly. If you do it too fast you'll get a FAULT. If you press the same key twice you will get a FAULT. If you press any key other than left or right you will get a FAULT. If you wait too long you will get a FAULT.

A FAULT is a message that will appear that will cause your character to stop for a few seconds.

For every white line you pass on the track, you have traveled .01 kilometers. There are 40 successful "steps" required between each white line, and 50.00 kilometers to walk. This means you will have to travel 200,000 "steps".

== Easter Eggs ==
*There is a "big head mode", similar to that found in many video games, especially first-person shooters and sports games. To toggle between "big head" and normal press the 'h' key on the "Choose it out" screen.
*There is a "fat walker" mode. To toggle between a fat walker and a normal one press the 'f' key on the "Choose it out" screen.
**These tricks are case-sensitive and must be typed in lowercase.
*The arms on the walker can be moved up and down by pressing the arrow keys on the "Choose it out" screen.
*There are five different special combinations that can be put together on the "Choose it out" screen, each of which gives you a special name rather than "Steak Styles".
** WILT CHAMBERLAIN: (it doesn't let you edit name when you do this one)
*** Hair: Black
*** Skin: Golden Brown (top center)
*** Shirt: Yellow
*** Style: J
*** Shorts: Yellow
*** Shoes: Black
** BRUCE LEE
*** Hair: Black
*** Skin: Blanched Olive (upper right corner)
*** Shirt: Yellow
*** Style: B
*** Shorts: Yellow
*** Shoes: Yellow
** LUKE SCHENSCHER
*** Hair: Orange
*** Skin: Light Pink (bottom left)
*** Shirt: Yellow
*** Style: B
*** Shorts: Black
*** Shoes: Yellow
** DR. J
*** Hair: Black
*** Skin: Dark Brown
*** Shirt: Dark Blue
*** Style: D
*** Shorts: Red
*** Shoes: White
**[[GARY PALARONCINI]] (Race also starts at 49.99k)
*** Hair: Blonde
*** Skin: Non-pale (center bottom)
*** Shirt: Pink
*** Style: C
*** Shorts: Medium Blue (upper left)
*** Shoes: Black

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:50K winscreen.png|thumb|You win!!!]]
===Explanations===
*This game is a parody of early Track and Field video games for older consoles, which simulated various track and field events by requiring the player to perform various tricks on the controller such as rapidly pushing the same button, alternating between two different buttons, rotating the joystick a certain number of times, or something similar.
*The "LICENSED BY [[FUNMACHINE]]" screen at the beginning pokes fun at classic video games and consoles, especially the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]] which displayed a "LICENSED BY SEGA" screen before each game, regardless of whether the game was actually licensed or not. (This was because this screen was a crucial part of the game [[Wikipedia:Booting|bootstrap sequence]], if this screen were not included, the game wouldn't start. Sega's Dreamcast also requires this screen.)

===Trivia===
[[Image:50KOneKSpecial.PNG|thumb|220px|Whoa! Pixelated blackness!]]
*When you approach 1K, your character starts walking into a pixelated blackness. Once you reach 1K, a message pops up, saying "Woah! We didn't think anyone would play for this long. Um, we didn't program this far. Hang on." After a few seconds, the blackness is apparently programmed in, and you can continue.
**According to The Brothers Chaps [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech Library Appearance]], they added this in when someone emailed them stating that they were already up to 3 kilometers.
*When you get to the end it shows you a screen that says "you came in 3rd place", and shows your character walking up onto a stand that reads "3", with two others on "1" and "2". There is no way to come in 2nd or 1st place.
**You can view the end screen by right clicking and pressing play or forward in the swf file.
*The signs you walk by say:
**Walk!
**Go ________!(Whatever you typed in for a name.)
**Farther!
**These boots were made for it!
**I've always loved you!
**Our arms are tired!
**You're almost there!
**With your feet!
**You are mad!
**Walk it off!
**Fun sport!
**Iron Steed!
**Beware Cheplin!
**Weapons located in every corner!
**Why?
**Play footsie with me!
**Walk Better!
**Left! Right! Left! Right!
**Here!
*You can highlight the text on the signs in the background with your mouse like you would regular text on a word processor.
*The fastest you can walk is approximately 0.04 km per minute, meaning the fastest that one kilometer can be walked is about 25 minutes. It would therefore take over twenty hours to walk fifty kilometers.
*Forty steps per .01 km averages to 25 cm, or about 9.8" per step, practically a tiptoe.
*This game was last seen in Strong Bad's [[floppy disk container]] in the email [[sibbie]].
*The [[font]] used for most of the text in this game is called "[[Fonts#Nokia 5110 FontSet|Nokia® 5110 FontSet]]". It's also been used on [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Block]] computer in [[other days]].
*The music for 50k Racewalker was created with an Atari 2600 Synthcart, created by [[Paul Slocum]]. He was also the one working on the [[Homestar Runner RPG]] for Atari 2600.
*The 9s on the Km distance meter are actually lower case [[G]]s.
*The crowd cheers every .01km, or about eleven yards.

===Remarks===
*When the right arrow is pushed on your keyboard, this corresponds to the right arm moving forward, and the left arrow to the left arm moving forward. This would mean that the right arrow corresponds to the left foot taking a step and the left arrow to the right foot taking a step.
*Despite the fact that the [[Videlectrix]] synopsis hints that you lose if you press the same button twice or walk too fast, you can keep walking if you get a FAULT having not lost anything other than a few seconds of time.

===Glitches===
*Sometimes the game will load up incorrect data where you'll start at 0.01k and it will say fault for every step you take.
*When you get to the end and you are on the pedestal you can still walk but you just stay in the same place and one set of lights moves left.
**Once the cheering in the end stops, this can no longer be done.
*If you cross the 0.10k line or the 0.20 your score will be 0.1k (or 0.2k) for one step and 0.10k (or 0.20k) for the next one. For both steps you hear the cheering.

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:50 kilometres race walk|50K racewalk]] is an actual Olympic event.
*The cheering sound when you cross a line comes from several games for the [[Intellivision]] game system.
*The line "these boots were made for it!" is a reference to the famous Nancy Sinatra song "These Boots Are Made For Walking."
*"Beware Cheplin!" and "Weapons located in every corner!" are from the NES game "Adventures of Tom Sawyer".
*[[Wikipedia:Wilt Chamberlain|Wilt Chamberlain]] was a legendary NBA player (among other things) who holds nearly 100 NBA records.
*[[Wikipedia:Bruce Lee|Bruce Lee]] was a legendary martial artist, film star, and creator of the Jeet Kune Do martial art philosphy. He famously wore an all-yellow tracksuit instead of a martial-arts uniform in the film ''[[Wikipedia:Game of Death|Game of Death]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:Luke Schenscher|Luke Schenscher]] is an Australian-born basketball player who led Georgia Tech to the 2004 NCAA Final Four.
*[[Wikipedia:Julius Erving|Julius Erving]] (aka Dr. J) was a famous basketball star, most notably for his work with the [[Wikipedia:American Basketball Association|ABA]].
*The FAULT noise is the sound of launching a ball in the Atari 2600 game [http://www.atariage.com/software_page.html?SoftwareID=1437 Video Pinball].

===Fast Forward===
*In [[Trogdor Con '97]], [[Homestar Runner]] walks past [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]]'s booth, saying, "Left" and "Right" repeatedly, even accidentally saying "Right" twice.
*The racewalker would appear as the image on the step counter in [[specially marked]].

==External Links==
{{nextlinks|action=play|racewalk|old=videlectrix/racewalk|1739}}
*[[Videlectrix:songs/racewalker50k theme.mp3|listen to the game music]]
{{VidelectrixGames}}
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4 Gregs

Rob T Firefly — Tue, 14 Feb 2023 16:27:46 GMT

Rob T Firefly: /* Trivia */

{{abouttoon}} {{for|squad of [[characters]]|The Gregs}}
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[[Image:FourGregs.png|200px|thumb|"Not one, not two, not three, not five, four Gregs."]]

[[The Gregs]] go to a varsity football game.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Sci-Fi Greg}}, {{Film|D n' D Greg}}, {{Film|Open Source Greg}}, {{Film|Japanese Culture Greg}}, {{Film|Tompkins}}, {{Film|Cheerleader}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Short Girl|Short Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Regular Greg|Mascot/Regular Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Football Players|Football Players]], {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' Football Stadium, [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 16, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:20

'''Page Title:''' I knew they'd come back to me...

==Transcript==
''{"4 Gregs" appears in the center of the screen on hexagonal-grid paper.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

''{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Not one, not two, not three, not five...

''{"4 Gregs" appears again.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

''{Sci-Fi Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Sci-Fi Greg! One Greg!

''{Sci-Fi Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D n' D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' D n' D Greg! Two Greg!

''{D n' D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Open Source Greg! Three Greg!

''{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding a robot action figure.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Japanese Culture Greg, four Greg! ''{Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.}'' Four Gregs!

''{"4 Gregs" appears again. Cut to the four Gregs standing together.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Shields up, everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight, and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.

'''D N' D GREG:''' Play some serious tabletop{{--}}

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Staring at vinyl figurines?

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Downloading several hours of{{--}}

'''ALL GREGS EXCEPT SCI-FI GREG:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh.

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Tonight, new Earthlings... tonight, we go... TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!

'''OTHER THREE GREGS:''' ''{gasp, with the word "Gasp!" drawn above them}''

''{Each Greg starts to tremble their voices at the last word.}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' Into the dragon's lair?

''{The text bubble remains the same but points to Japanese Culture Greg, with the word "Robotic" inserted with a caret into the sentence as he says it.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Into the robotic dragon's lair?

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Into the Apple store? ''{As he says "Apple", the text bubble has a "bite" taken out of it, and a leaf appears on it.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' That's right. It's the one time we can co-exist at the same social function with football players, but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!

'''D N' D GREG:''' Revenge is at hand!

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Huzzah!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' ''{his head suddenly looks extremely animeish}'' Otaku!

''{Cut to the back of a football player wearing a jersey that reads "AT THE GAME", with "888" written below it. Then cut to a set of stands. All of the Gregs except Open Source Greg are visible.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Here we are. In the middle of it all!

''{Cut back to show that the three Gregs are sitting in the corner of the stands, and there is a huge radius around them where no one else is sitting; the stands are otherwise packed. There are 14:54 left on the clock, the Growlbacks have "000000" points, and the "Visitor" has 24 points.}''

'''CROWD:''' YAY!!!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' How does football work again?

''{Cut to a closeup of the Gregs.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Is it anything like drift racing?

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Uh, I think there are some foots ''{said to rhyme with "loots"}''... and uh... perchance a balls?

''{Cut to a closeup of D n' D Greg. He's smiling and has sharp teeth. A scroll appears next to him, which he begins to read:}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' The offensive team has four chances to advance the ball ten yards at a time with the objective being to...

''{D N' D Greg cuts off. The other two Gregs are visibly confused. D n' D Greg looks at them with annoyance. Crickets chirp.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' It's like I don't even know you anymore.

'''D N' D GREG:''' Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!

''{Open Source Greg appears, holding a box of food.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Gentlemen, I've taken advantage of a security flaw in the concession stand mainframe and bit-torrented us some Sugar Daddys and hot dogs!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan ''{the word in the text bubble is "moms" until he gets to it; his face returns to the "anime" style on that word alone}'' with a shoebox full of ones.

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?

''{Cut to a drawing of a computer screen. On the screen is a web browser viewing the page "www.tompkins.tv", which is for "Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service". Tompkins' face is in the middle of the screen. The page has been viewed "2.4" times.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice; the word appears across the screen as he says it}'' HAXXORED!!!

'''TOMPKINS:''' Ow! All my client!

''{Cut back to the game. D n' D and Sci-Fi Greg are in the background, as Cheerleader and a short bespectacled girl in braces walk by.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Didja hear when we walked through the seniors' section? That one boy only got BOTH my names wrong!

'''SHORT GIRL:''' You have been chosen.

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Uh, Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out{{--}}

''{Cut to a closeup of his mouth, showing misshapen teeth.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Uuuuuhhhhhh...

''{Cut back.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' {{--}}leading cheers?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress... and in the way I treat other girls.

'''SHORT GIRL:''' That's right.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{smacks the short girl, yelling:}'' YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!

''{Cut to a ratty-looking mascot.}''

'''MASCOT:''' COME ON GROWLBACKS! WE'RE NOT DEAD! AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD!

''{He does a cartwheel near an exasperated-looking color guard member.}''

'''MASCOT:''' YAAAAY!

''{Cut to D n' D Greg.}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' That level 4 shambling Krenshar is attacking that slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden!

''{He is then seen stomping on the mascot. The color guard member smirks lightly.}''

'''MASCOT:''' Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!

''{He takes off the mascot head.}''

'''REGULAR GREG:''' Stop! It's just me, Regular Greg from AP Calculus!

'''D N' D GREG:''' Trying to take human form, eh? I'll not fall for your sorcery, shapeshifter!

''{He continues stomping on Regular Greg. Cut to a hot dog with a face.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Halftime!

''{Cut to Sci-Fi Greg.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' There's a... halph-thyme?

''{Cut back to all four Gregs.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Uh-oh.

''{A bunch of football players crowd around the Gregs and chuckle to themselves. Cut to a scene of some underwear and jock straps flying around, with the words "EXPLiCiT WEDGiE!!" in the middle.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' EXPLICIT WEDGIE!!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad on regular notebook paper. They've actually been the ones drawing the cartoon. They laugh as "HA HA HA HA"s move around above them.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Those Gregs are such losers!

''{Cut to the Gregs back on their paper. They've actually been drawing the Teen Girl Squad drawing the cartoon.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' Hey! No way! Whats-Her-Face would totally come to my defense!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad. ''They've'' actually been drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the cartoon.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Eww! Don't put that! No I wouldn't!

''{Cut to the Gregs. Each successive cut until the end of the toon shows the other group drawing everything that's happened so far in increasingly nested levels and with paper strewn everywhere.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Now make them have a pillow fight!

''{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Make them play with action figures!

''{Cut to the Gregs.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' ''{with his anime face}'' AKIHABARA!

''{The Teen Girl Squad}''

'''SO AND SO:''' So good!

''{Gregs}''

'''D N' D GREG:''' SWORDS!

''{Girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' BOYS!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, drawing that last scene, falling over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Waugh!!

''{He weakly holds up one hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's... over?

''{Cut to the "4 Gregs" screen.}''

'''TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE:''' Four Gregs!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
* Hexagonal-grid paper is commonly used for tabletop role-playing games.
* [[Wikipedia:Drifting (motorsport)|Drift racing]] is a style of car racing originating in Japan where drivers slide or drift through corners at high speed.
* [[Wikipedia:Otaku|Otaku]] is a Japanese word denoting a fan of something. Outside of Japan, it denotes specifically a fan of Japanese popular culture. While the term is frequently adopted enthusiastically by non-Japanese individuals like Japanese Culture Greg, in Japan the word can have a negative connotation.
* [[Wikipedia:Akihabara|Akihabara]] is a shopping district of Tokyo specializing in electronics, computers, and pop-culture goods.
* "Okasan", properly romanized as "okāsan" or "okaasan", is a formal word for "mother" in Japanese.
* A [[Wikipedia:Denial-of-service attack|denial-of-service attack]] is an attempt to make a computer resource unavailable to its intended users and is often considered a crime.
* [[Wikipedia:BitTorrent_(protocol)|BitTorrent]] is a peer-to-peer file sharing protocol used for sharing large amounts of data.
* [http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_it_mean_to_beat_the_spread "Beating the spread"] is a phrase in [[Wikipedia:Spread betting|spread betting]] referring to whether the difference of the two scores in the outcome of an event is above or below a predetermined amount.
* [[Wikipedia:Open source|Open source]] is an approach to computer software design, development, and distribution offering practical accessibility to a product's source (goods and knowledge).

===Trivia===
*The toons menu description reads "The spin-off no one was asking for!"
*The full text of the scroll with the rules of football reads:
<blockquote>The offensive team has 4 
chances to advance the ball 
10 yards at a time with the 
objective being to cross the 
opposing teams goal line 
using either running plays 
or passing plays or any 
combination thereof.</blockquote>
*There are 10 nested levels shown: Strong Bad is drawing the Teen Girl Squad drawing the four Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs drawing the girls drawing the Gregs in the main part of toon.
*When each Greg is announced, they each have their own music style playing that fits their character. SciFi Greg's is futuristic, D n' D Greg's is medieval, Open Source Greg's is digital beeps, and Japanese Culture Greg's is a [[Wikipedia:Koto (instrument)|koto]].
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The 4 Gregs go to a varsity football game."
*Tompkins.tv [https://web.archive.org/web/20090220105412/http://tompkins.tv/ was put online as a real website.]

===Remarks===
* During the title sequence, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg have four, four, and five fingers per hand, respectively, despite the fact that all the Gregs (and indeed almost all Teen Girl Squad characters) are normally drawn with only three fingers per hand.
* The notion for a spinoff based on the Gregs was previously entertained in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
* The TV Time [[HR:menuswfs/menu_4gregs.swf|menu preview]] shows Japanese Culture Greg holding a different robot from that shown in the actual toon.
* Despite the title, there are "5 Gregs" that appear in this toon, if you include regular Greg that was in the Growlbacks costume.
* Japanese Culture Greg pronounces "Akihabara" wrong: he pronounces it "Aki - ha - bar'''uh'''", with an [[Wikipedia:Schwa|unstressed vowel]] at the end. While this is common among English speakers, in Japanese, all vowels have the same value; in this case, [[Wikipedia:Open_front_unrounded_vowel|/a/]].
*During the Teen Girl Squad sections, the notebook paper from Episodes 1 through 10 (including the end of Episode 7) is used instead of the paper from Episodes 11 through 15.

===Goofs===
*When D n' D Greg moves after saying "Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!", the text "dn d greg" remains stationary while the apostrophe moves with D n' D Greg.

===Inside References===
* Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg were previously seen, though unnamed at the time, in the Easter egg for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
** The page title is also a reference to that issue.
* "Haxxored!" is an example of [[Internet slang]].
* "Ow! All my client!" is another use of [[Ow! My X!]] and [[Singular Instead of Plural]].
*D n' D Greg has [[fangs]] when explaining football with the scroll.
*The toons menu description is a reference to the Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]].
* The Mascot stating "AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD" in his cheer is an instance of [[gambling]].
* Sci-Fi Greg believes that What's Her Face will defend him because they dated previously, as revealed in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].
* "Halph-[[thyme]]" is another instance of [[homophones]].
* The Growlbacks' helmets feature a prominent [[G]].
* "The Spin-off no one was asking for" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], when The Total Adventures of Strong Badman in the Easter egg reads "The CROSSOVER no one was asking for!"
*The -xored suffix was previously used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]].
*[[Cricket Noises|Crickets chirp]] when D n' D Greg realizes he has lost the other Gregs while explaining the rules of football.

===Real-World References===
[[Image:Speechbapple.PNG|thumb|"Into the Apple store?"]]
*Open Source Greg mentions the [[Wikipedia:Apple Store|Apple Store]]. As he does this, the edge of his speech bubble turns into Apple's logo.
*The text on Cheerleader's shirt is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hollaback Girl|Hollaback Girl]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Sugar Daddy (candy)|Sugar Daddy]] is a caramel lollipop made by Tootsie Roll Industries.
*Open Source Greg's laptop/hot dog box has a picture of a penguin on it, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Tux|Tux]], the mascot of the [[Linux]] family of open source operating systems.
*The "[http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/shamblingMound.htm shambling] [http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/krenshar.htm Krenshar]" that D n' D Greg mentions is a melding of the names of two monsters from [[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]].

===Fast Forward===
[[File:fjordgregs.PNG|thumb|Sheet Music]]
*The opening theme of this toon appears on {{Decemberweenvent Calendar|day|13}}.

==External Links==
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{{Decemberweenvent Calendar Nav}}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Teen Girl Squad]] [[Category: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 15

Rob T Firefly — Tue, 14 Feb 2023 16:21:00 GMT

Rob T Firefly: /* Real-World References */

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[[Image:tgs 15.png|thumb|"Conference Room C at the Sheraton!"]]
The girls head to the Priggidy Prizom: Thugchantment at the Cloughb.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Sci-Fi Greg}}, {{Film|D n' D Greg}}, {{Film|Open Source Greg}}, {{Film|Japanese Culture Greg}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chizuko|Chizuko]], [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Fatty's Big Chance]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Intercom|Intercom]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Band Name Boys|Band Name Boys]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Color Guard Maiden|Color Guard Maiden]], {{Film|Tompkins}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Short Girl|Short Girl]], [[Tenerence Love]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Cheerleader Brian|Cheerleader Brian]], [[Manolios Ugly One]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gutted Sheep|Gutted Sheep]], {{Film|Peacey P}} (Easter egg), [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Olympic Man]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Conference Room C|Conference Room C]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 11, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:14

'''Page Title:''' Light Purple Cummerbund!

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{strapless!}'' So and So! ''{puffy sleeves!}'' What's Her Face! ''{tie and t-shirt!}'' The Ugly One! ''{leftover brine?}''

''{Open to Cheerleader facing the other three girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh my grash, gals! Guess who just got a date for the priggidy prizom?!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{looking befuddled}'' I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta. Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?

''{Close-up of So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' No no, that's the name of this year's prom. ''{suddenly looks deranged and her speech bubble appears to be melting}'' I was on every committee ever. ''{no longer deranged, her speech bubble is now rectangular}'' It's called Priggidy Prizom: ''{the following words are in a different font and a rose appears on each side of them}'' Thugchantment at the Cloughb.

''{Cut back to the four girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?

'''SO AND SO:''' Me.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Me.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Me.

''{Cut to a close-up of Cheerleader looking angry.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let me rephrase. ''{face changes to have a big smile and a pig snout; her shirt temporarily changes to read "lil' snout"}'' Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?

''{cut back to the four girls, Cheerleader has beams coming from her face}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Oh.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Oh.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Oh.

''{cut to a view of the Gregs, drawn on hexagonal-grid paper. The background music changes to the [[4 Gregs]] music.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance. ''{begins to flicker on the last three words}'' Anybody know where I can get some endurium? ''{flickers again on the last word}''

''{Cut to a view of Japanese Culture Greg standing at a distance from the other three Gregs with a shiny-looking girl.}''

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Come on Chizuko ''{his head appears animeish on the last word}'', we're too cool for the prom anyway.

'''CHIZUKO:''' ''{exaggeratedly moves her arms and legs whilst speaking in a fake Japanese accent, her speech bubble is rectangular}'' Welcome, American investor, to 2005 Consumer Robotics Show!

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' You'd think I'd be into life-size, realistic robots ''{cut to close-up of Sci-Fi Greg}'', but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking. ''{holds up a can of energy drink labeled "Greg Fuel"}''

''{Cut to Japanese Culture Greg and Chizuko; Chizuko shoots ray out of her eyes at Japanese Culture Greg, whose limbs begin to detach from his body}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' UNCANNY VALLEY'D!

'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!

''{Cut back to the four girls, again drawn on regular loose leaf. The Teen Girl Squad theme resumes.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' That's right, I just grot asked to the prom ''{shows a photograph}'' by Cheerleader Brian! ''{on the last two words, cut to closeup of a picture of Cheerleader Brian}''

''{Cut back to the girls; So and So and What's Her Face look skeptical.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Cheerleader Cheerleader, you're going to the prom with Cheerleader Brian?

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Isn't that like going to the prom with your dad?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' And we've all been there, right gals?

''{The other three look skeptically at The Ugly One. The music stops.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{weakly}'' enh?

''{Cut to a close-up of So-and-So, still looking skeptical.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Uh... so... ''{face changes to a goblin-like one. The music starts up again.}'' How much did everybody's dress cost?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{entering from the left and yelling and So and So, whose face has reverted to normal}'' MORE THAN YOURS!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{entering from the right and yelling at So and So before Cheerleader is finished}'' LESS THAN YOURS!

''{Cut back to the four girls with What's Her Face facing the others; Cheerleader and The Ugly One are still angry; So and So is kneeling on the ground between them.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Um, what is this... "dress" you speak of? Is a... food?

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' KRAKOW! ''{the word explodes into existence above What's Her Face's head}''

''{Cut to the right, where Arrow'd Guy appears out of cloud with rays beaming onto What's Her Face.}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' You do not belong at the junior prom, What's Her Face!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I don't?

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' You will come into your own in college, and thrive!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{smiling}'' I will?

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' Heh. No. Sparrow'd. ''{Sparrows fly out of his mouth and into What's Her Face.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A new twist on an old classic!

''{Cut to a shot of a man's face, his mustache reads "AT THE PROM". Cut to a room with Cheerleader Brian, Cheerleader and So and So, the girls are dressed for the prom.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Conference room C at the Sheraton! It's even more magical than I ever dreamed!

'''SO-AND-SO:''' I can't believe we got a cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love to play our Junior Prom!

''{Cut to a scene of the prom which pans to the right as Tenerence Love sings. As the scene pans, Fatty's Big Chance, the Intercom, the Band Name Boys, the Color Guard Maiden embracing Tompkins, and the Short Girl scroll by, and the scene finally comes to rest on the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love on a stage}''

'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' ''{singing throughout the scene above}'' Light purple cummerbund, you know you're my only one! Don't need no date to the prom, 'cause I got a light purple cummerbund on. ''{the cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love falls over}''

''{Cut to Cheerleader and Cheerleader Brian}''

'''CHEERLEADER BRIAN:''' This place has SPIRIT!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{slaps Cheerleader Brian}'' Oh, shut it off, will ya?

''{Cut to So and So standing to the right of Sci-Fi Greg, who is wearing a suit.}''

'''SCI-FI GREG:''' So, So and So, I'm so sorry Open Source Greg stood you up so. ''{in a separate, smaller speech bubble}'' Oh.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{looking angry}'' Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar ''{cut to the right, where a feminine robot holding a pike and with the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx" above its head is standing}'' "in his stead".

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here, let me help you with that corsage. ''{The text appears at the bottom of the screen, after "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>", below So and So; the text lifts So and So slightly into the air}'' It doubles as a thumb drive. ''{this text appears, lifting So and So slightly higher}'' I make them myself! ''{this text appears and lifts So and So higher still}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BETRAYAL! ''{the robot attacks So and So with the pike and splits her in two}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' ''{voiceover}'' All her save data! Lost! ''{the text he speaks again appears below So and So after the text "xxUBUNTUFAN91xx says:>"}''

''{Cut to D n' D Greg with The Ugly One, both of whom are dressed for the prom.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Thanks for dinner, D n' D Greg. So exotic. I mean, southwestern egg rolls? ''{Throughout her second sentence, a hand begins reaching in from the left.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DADGRASP! ''{The hand grasps D n' D Greg and pulls him to the left.}''

''{Cut to Manolios Ugly One standing to the left of D n' D Greg}''

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' So okay, Romeo ''{pronounced "roh-MAY-oh"}''. You think you're so great? Captain of the basketball force? You lay one finger on my daughter, I gut you like sheep.

''{Cut to a scene of a sheep with a hole in its torso and visible entrails}''

'''GUTTED SHEEP:''' It's not so bad!

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' No, I'm a joke. Gonna marry my little girl? ''{hanging from above}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{from the right}'' How much you make? ''{back on the left, a little lower than before}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{hanging from above and to the right}'' Got good knees? ''{in his original spot}'' I gut you like sheep. ''{from the lower right, half a stereo appears to D n' D Greg's left}'' Half stereo, two seventy-five... ''{hanging from above}'' ...like sheep.

'''D N' D GREG:''' I can assure you, Mr. Gly-One, I have never played a single bounce of basketball in my life.

'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' ''{holding a knife, D n' D Greg has a hole in his torso and visible ribs and entrails}'' I gut you like sheep.

'''D N' D GREG:''' Owww! Sheep, you lied!

''{Cut to Cheerleader dancing with Cheerleader Brian.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Feel free to get slightly less appropriate with those hands, Cheerleader Brian.

'''CHEERLEADER BRIAN:''' ''{throwing his arms up in the air, Cheerleader falls back in surprise}'' Oh, you mean like awesome prom SPIRIT!! ''{cut to Cheerleader Brian holding Cheerleader above his head}'' And rip a cupie into a cradle catch!''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{still in the air, near the spinning disco ball}'' PUT ME DOWN! I'M OFF DUTY!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PRETTY PRISM! ''{the disco ball shoots a ray of light at Cheerleader}''

''{Cut to Cheerleader Brian looking at Cheerleader's intact lower body and the charred remains of her upper body lying on the floor.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{jumping in from the right}'' Come on girls! Memories! Memories! ''{The previous two words appear in the speech bubble as she says them and move up and down, then disappear when she moves to the next sentence.}'' We gotta hurry up and get our pictures taken before...

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! ''{Cut to the "It's over" screen.}'' Chi-click!

''{The final scene fades in. The Ugly One is standing in the center of a room with balloons on either side and a banner reading "Priggidy Prizom 2009" across the room. Cheerleader's half-charred remains are to the left of The Ugly One, What's Her Face is sitting down with sparrows sticking into her on the right of The Ugly One. So and So's lower half is upside-down to the far left, her upper half is to the extreme right.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Clicking on the left balloons at the end plays a music video by Tenerence Love featuring Peacey P and Hiphop Man.
:'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' Light purple cummerbund, 
:: You know you're my only one! 
:: Don't need no date to the prom 
:: 'Cause I got a light purple cummerbund on
:'''PEACEY P:''' Thug chantment at the cloughb, 
:: Rhymin' 'bout a light purple cummerbund. 
:: It fits up on my abdomen like a glove, 
:: Peacey P rhymin' with a cardboard cutout of
:'''PEACEY P AND TENERENCE LOVE:''' Tenerererererence Looooooeerrrve.
:'''TENERENCE LOVE:''' Remainder three! Repeating.
:'''PEACEY P:''' And we out! ''{spoken}'' Dudes, don't forget to take your tux back tomorrow before noon or they charge you like two hundred dollars or some'n. It's ridankalus.

*At the end, click on the right-hand set of balloons to see Tompkins stewing.
:''{In the background, Manolios is gutting D N' D Greg, as seen earlier in the toon, while The Ugly One looks on in surprise. Tompkins is in the foreground, scowling.}''
:'''MANOLIOS UGLY ONE:''' I gut you like sheep.
:'''D N' D GREG:''' Owww! Sheep! You lied!!
:'''TOMPKINS:''' Stupid 4 Gregs. There was a time when ''I'' woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date.
:''{The Tenerence Love cutout suddenly appears from behind him, shooting arrows from his mouth at Tompkins, whose body is skewered with them. Tompkins, however, has a huge grin on his face.}''
:'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TENERROW'D!!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Uncanny valley|Uncanny valley]] is a hypothesis that if a non human figure looks and acts almost like a human, it will cause much more revulsion than a more obviously inaccurate human figure. This is often applied to robots and other human analogs.
*A [[Wikipedia:Cummerbund|cummerbund]] is a sash worn around the waist as part of a tuxedo or other formal suit.
*A prism is a three dimensional object with rectangular faces and two congruent bases. When light is beamed directly into a prism, it creates a rainbow, not a laser as evidenced in this toon.

===Trivia===
*This is the first time that any of the Gregs are killed off, let alone two of them.
*This is the first time one of Arrow'd Guy's attacks has actually been in a speech bubble, rather than announced by Narrator Strong Bad.
*Thus far The Ugly One has been the sole survivor on three separate occasions, more than any other Teen Girl.
*This episode breaks the chain of clicking the "o" in "it's over!" to find an Easter egg. The last one not to have an Easter egg activated by the "O" was [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], but it still had an Easter egg activated by ''a'' letter O (in "Now" instead of "Over".) The last one not to have an Easter egg attached to any letter "O" was [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], which had no Easter eggs at all.
*This is the longest episode of Teen Girl Squad.
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The Teen Girl Squad go to the Priggidy Prizom."

===Remarks===
*Though What's Her Face doesn't seem to know what a dress is, she was seen wearing one as a much younger girl in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].
*Cheerleader says she is "off duty" when Cheerleader Brian lifts her in the air, but in [[4 Gregs]], she comments that she is more of a cheerleader in the way she dresses and the way she treats other girls.
*There is no such thing as a remainder repeating, because the remainder is the value left over when dividing. For example: 5/2=2 remainder 1. Rather, Tenerence is referring to a repeating decimal (example: 10/3=3.3333...).
*What's Her Face was dead before the prom started, yet her body was in the picture. The only way this makes sense is if another girl dragged her corpse to the dance.
*Tompkins is "Tenerrow'd" with ten arrows, a possible play on words.
*When D n' D Greg is gutted by Manolios Ugly One, the background music is paused. However, in the Easter egg where Tompkins views the attack from afar, the music is playing.

===Goofs===
*The rounded, black border is not present during the "Loading" frames.
*In the Peacey P Easter egg, "cardboard" is misspelled as "carboard". However, as he has been known to omit letters in his speech, this may be intentional.
*After The Ugly One says "We've all been there, right gals?" the words 'lil' snot' disappear from Cheerleader's shirt until What's Her Face says "What is this 'dress' you speak of?"

===Fixed Goofs===
*On the toons menu, it initially said that this toon was made in 2008. It was fixed the next week, after [[79 Seconds Left]] was released.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad previously mentioned the "[[cloughb]]" in [[disconnected]] and [[nightlife]].
*The scene with The Gregs getting ready for the prom shifts to hexagonal paper, first seen in [[4 Gregs]], along with the music.
*There is a total of three instances of [['d]] in this toon.
**What's Her Face referring to the Arrow'd Guy's "sparrow'd" attack as "a new twist on an old classic" harkens back to his "arrow'd" attack from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*Tenerence Love and Peacey P previously did a crossover record in [[Rap Song]].
**"Remainder three repeating" echoes Tenerence's line "Remainder three!" from that song.

===Real-World References===
*On his tuxedo, Sci-Fi Greg is wearing a [[Wikipedia:Starfleet|Starfleet]] badge, which are worn by Starfleet officers in [[Star Trek]].
*"2005 Consumer Robotics Show" is likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Consumer Electronics Show|Consumer Electronics Show]], an annual event where electronics makers, including robotics engineers, show off their latest models and research.
**The Chizuko robot is likely a specific reference to the [http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/16/japans-hrp-4c-fashion-model-robot-unveiled-already-harassed/ HRP-4C fashion model robot], demonstrated in a Japanese fashion show in March 2009.
*Open Source Greg's avatar's name, xxUBUNTUFAN91xx, refers to [[Wikipedia:Ubuntu (operating system)|Ubuntu]], an [[Wikipedia:open source|open source]] distribution of the [[Linux]] operating system.
*The book-ending X's in Open Source Greg's avatar's name is a common technique to make a players name stand out in video games or to allow the player to use a name which has already been reserved.
*Endurium is a fictional material used as a fuel in the 1986 game [[Starflight]].
*The way that Strong Bad says "Betrayal" likely refers to the way team-kills are announced in the [[Wikipedia:Halo (series)|Halo video game series]].

===YouTube version===
*The YouTube version lacks the easter eggs.

==External Links==
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The girls prepare for the end of the school year.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Cheerladder|Cheerladder]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Cheerlubber|Cheerlubber]], [[Scantron]], {{Film|Sci-Fi Greg}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. Frillsneck|Mrs. Frillsneck]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#MimeogWrath|MimeogWrath]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olympic Man and Coach|Coach]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Team Manager|Team Manager]], [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Evil Cake|Evil Cake]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Seniors|The Seniors]], [[Quarterman]], {{Film|Strong Badman}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The School|The School]], The Parking Lot

'''Date:''' Monday, May 12, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:40

'''Page Title:''' Exempt Those Exams!

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{most likely to!}'' So and So! ''{more than likely to succeed!}'' What's Her Face! ''{least likely to care}'' The Ugly One! ''{like, mostly to secede?}''

''{Open to Cheerleader standing with What's Her Face and So and So.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh boy, girls... Boys!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Uh, what about them?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Nothing really. I just like to say the word.

''{Cut to close up of Cheerleader.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{makes a weird face}'' Boys.

''{Cut back to everyone. The Ugly One walks in with a "YEAR BOOK".}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Last day of school, my better looking sistas! And that means it's YEARBOOK DA--''(gets cut off before last syllable)''

''{Quick cut to the girls fighting inside a cloud of dust.}''

'''ALL:''' LEMME SEE MY PICTURE! LEMME SEE MY PICTURE!

''{Cut to Cheerleader with a frown pulling the book out of the pile. The cover of the book now reads, "The AWKWARDIAN '08".}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Gimme that jank. ''{pile disappears}'' Here I am, right between Cheerladder and Cheerlubber. Ugh. I look terrible.

''{Close-up of the yearbook, showing Cheerladder (a ladder with a face, holding a "G'backs" megaphone), Cheerleader with fangs and a dead bird stuck to her face, and Cheerlubber, a whale with pom-poms, a pirate hat and an eye-patch}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{off screen}'' I can't believe they scheduled school pictures for the same day as tape-a-dead-thing-to-your-face day. That finch was hard to kill.

''{Cut to So and So, holding up her hand.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Before I can dabble in any yearbookery... ''{moves her hand to her chest}'' I have some final exams to ACE!! ''{raises her hand again, looking determined}'' Scantron armor... ''{flies into the air}'' ASSEMBLE!!

''{Robotic body armor attaches to So and So's body as she calls out.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' NUMBER 2 PENCIL! ''{left arm appears}'' SCRATCH PAPER! ''{right arm appears}'' HEALTHY BREAKFAST! ''{hips and legs appear}'' COMFORTABLE CLOTHES! ''{torso appears}'' And I'll form... the HEAD! ''{head appears}''

''{So and So stands in her Scantron armor. Science Fiction Greg looks on, reading a comic.}''

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Ugh. ''{cut to close-up, showing he is holding a Scantron comic}'' That design looks nothing like the comic books. Doesn't canon mean anything to these people?

''{Cut to So and So in her Scantron armor, sitting at a desk next to a teacher holding a test.}''

'''MRS. FRILLSNECK:''' Here's your final exam class... it's a ditto.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{looking distraught}'' A DITTO?! But Mrs. Frillsneck, I studied for a standardized test!

''{Cut to Scantron against a background of lines.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Scantron vs MimeogWrath!

''{"vs" and the "mimeogWrath" appear; it is a six-eyed monstrous piece of paper with tentacles, horns and legs. Its eyes, mouth and "Final Exam Ditto" are drawn in purple.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{as Scantron, running with a pencil}'' DIXON TICONDEROGA LAZER BLADE ATTACK!

''{The pencil hits the MimeogWrath, which closes its eyes, then starts "waving" one of its tentacles.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' HYPER TURBO FILL IN THE BLANK BARRAGE!!

''{Scantron is blown apart, the head and limbs coming apart in the explosion.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{as Scantron}'' AHH! My secret weakness!!

''{Cut to Cheerleader, The Ugly One and What's Her Face in the gym. All three wear singlets and shorts; both The Ugly One's and What's Her Face's are clearly dirty.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I can't believe we have to dress out for our P.E. exam. I'm so tired of washing this uniform every day. ''{crosses her hands}''

''{The music stops.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{evasively, making a face}'' Yes... washing... them... ever

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{pointing as she completes the sentence}'' {{--}}ryday!

''{Coach appears to the left, holding a stopwatch. The music starts again.}''

'''COACH:''' Okie dokie ladygals. Your physical education final exam consists of me not making any misinterpreted remarks about the length of your shorts ''{holds out the stopwatch}'' and you doing a single push-up.

'''CHEERLEADER, THE UGLY ONE & WHAT'S HER FACE:''' NO!!!

'''COACH:''' ''{shaken, holding up his hands}'' Hey great work! You all get A's!!

''{Close up of Cheerleader, looking annoyed. Her singlet reads "Growlback's Phys. Ed."}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank groodness. ''{smiles, pointing up}'' Sweating is against several of my religions!

''{A boy crashes a cart into Cheerleader, apparently killing her; towels and gym kit fall from the cart.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TOWEL BOY'D!!

'''TEAM MANAGER:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' Hey!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically; his words do not appear}'' Oh, excuse me. ''{the previous words are replaced}'' TEAM MANAGER'D!!

'''TEAM MANAGER:''' ''{smiles, and holds up a card as he speaks}'' Stats!

''{Cut to What's Her Face facing several lockers.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'll go ahead and clean out my locker I 'spooooooooose. ''{the o's move up, then down as she speaks}''

''{What's Her Face throws objects out from her locker as she speaks.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Old papers... ''{throws papers}'' old pencils... ''{throws pencils}'' old person... ''{throws Mr. Pitters}''

'''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{hurriedly}'' I left a check for last month's rent on the table!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{waving}'' See you in September! ''{puts her hand back in her locker}'' Ooh. Whats this?

''{What's Her Face is eaten by a giant cake with fangs and limbs.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' REVENGE OF THE CROSS COUNTRY BOOSTER CLUB BAKESALE!!

'''EVIL CAKE:''' ''{holding up one of its hands}'' Tastes like 9 minute miles!

''{Cut to The Ugly One reading the yearbook.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can't believe I was voted most prettiest.

''{Cut to a wider shot, showing three seniors laughing and pointing. One wears a baseball cap with a "G". The Ugly One looks upset.}''

'''SENIORS:''' Heh heh heh heh senior prank, senior prank. Heh heh heh senior prank.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{upset}'' Oooooh.

'''SECOND SENIOR:''' Naw really. You wanna be my girlfriend?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{happily, raising her arm}'' I'd love to!

'''SENIORS:''' Heh heh heh senior prank, senior prank, heh.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{upset again}'' Oooooh.

'''THIRD SENIOR:''' ''{holding up a ring}'' Want this diamond ring?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{reaching for it}'' Of course!

'''SENIORS:''' Senior prank heh heh heh.

''{The Ugly One is upset again, but then three trash cans are thrown over the seniors, and she smiles.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' COME UPPENCE!

'''SENIORS:''' Something got dumped on us! We'll never live it down! Our reputations are ruined!

''{Music starts, and Quarterback walks in.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{happily, throwing the yearbook away}'' Quarterman!

'''QUARTERBACK:''' Ugly One, all this time I was looking around, and you weren't right there in front of me. ''{close up}'' But I realized{{--}}when I was looking around{{--}}that you were right there in front of me{{--}}all this time{{--}}Ugly One.

''{Cut back to both of them.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{wiggling both her arms}'' That makes so much sense!!

'''QUARTERBACK:''' ''{offering his arm}'' Will you accompany me to the end credits?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{putting her arm in his, and still wiggling her other arm}'' I'd love to!!

''{The end credits roll, first showing "It's over!", then The Ugly One and Quarterback in a parking lot, then the seniors with trash cans on their heads, and "It's over" again.}''

<blockquote>Directed by [[Strong Bad]] 
Special Scantron FX oversawed by [[Bubs]] 
"It's over" performed by Tite Rolled</blockquote>

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing over the end credits}'' It's over! 
And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. 
It's over! 
And they all make fun of you, but they got stuff dumped on top of them. 
''{music stops}'' IT'S OVER!

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Scantron.png|thumb|...not even Science Fiction Greg.]]
*At the end, click on the "o" to see issue 87 of "The Total Adventures of Strong Badman." It features [[Strong_Badman_Characters#Scantron|Scantron]] with a word bubble reading "I need your help, Strong Badman! My comic book's not selling well!" Text at the bottom of the cover reads "The CROSSOVER no one was asking for!"

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A "senior prank" is usually a schoolwide prank done by multiple seniors in celebration of their upcoming graduation.
*Science Fiction Greg's remarks that So and So's Scantron armor "looks nothing like the comic books" parodies fan complaints of superhero movies that differ in some way from their comic book counterparts.
*[[Wikipedia:Canon (fiction)|Canon]] refers to a collection of fictional events that create a ficticious universe, such as the Marvel Universe or the Star Wars galaxy. Some fan communities take canon very seriously and try to fit every piece of fiction about said universe seamlessly together, although contradictions and loopholes are common.
*[[Wikipedia:Scantron|Scantrons]] are a type of fill-in-the-bubble test sheet that are commonly used in high schools and middle schools.
*MimeogWrath refers to the [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph machine|Mimeograph]], a technology commonly used to reproduce classroom materials.
*[[Wikipedia: Dixon Ticonderoga|Dixon Ticonderoga]] is a brand of [[Wikipedia: pencil|pencil]].
*A [[Wikipedia:Standardized test|standardized test]] is a test administered and scored in a consistent manner.
*The text in the Easter egg refers to many comic book crossovers that involve many characters from different franchises working together or against one another as a cash grab for comic book sellers.
*A "ditto" refers to a sheet made using a [[Wikipedia:Spirit duplicator|Ditto machine]]. These were once popular in schools for making copies, and these machines typically used purple ink, which is why MimeogWrath's text is purple.

===Trivia===
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "The Teen Girl Squad get ready for the end of the school year."

===Remarks===
*Cheerleader remarks that school pictures were scheduled on "tape-a-dead-thing-to-your-face day", but Cheerladder and Cheerlubber did not have anything taped to their faces.
*This is the second Teen Girl Squad in a row in which What's Her Face "'spose's" she'll do something.
*Cheerleader's gym shirt has "Growlback's Phys. Ed." written on it. Given that the team is called the "Growlbacks", the apostrophe should be after the S if it's referring to the team.
*The Strong Badman comic is labeled as the 87th issue, even though there already was an [[:Image:EnterTooSoonMan.png|issue 87]] featuring "Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man".
*When So and So puts on the "armor", the number 2 pencil goes on her [[Left handedness|left hand]].
**However, during her battle with MimeogWrath, she holds the pencil in her right hand.
*Quarterback asking The Ugly One to accompany him to the end credits is an example of a [[Fourth Wall Breaks|fourth wall break]].
*So and So refuses to "dabble in any yearbookery" until she finishes her final exams, but she appears to dive for The Ugly One's yearbook along with the others.

===Goofs===
*The rounded, black border is not present during the "Loading" frames.
*At the end, clicking on "again" simply repeats the final credits rather than the entire cartoon.
*There is a slight difference in spacing in the text "DIXON TICONDEROGA LAZER" before and after the word "BLADE" appears.
*Right before the credits move up, they start to move down for a single frame.
*"Come uppence" is correctly spelled comeuppance.
*"MimeogWrath" refers to a copy created by a [[Wikipedia:Mimeograph_machine|Mimeograph]] machine, but the paper was created by a "[[Wikipedia:Spirit_duplicator|Ditto]]" machine (as stated by the teacher and printed on the paper itself). The two machines create copies by entirely different processes but are often [[Wikipedia:Spirit_duplicator#Smell|confused]].

===Inside References===
*So and So waits before she'll dabble in [[Noun-ery|year bookery]].
*Cheerleader is wearing a "Fighting Growlbacks" T-shirt during her gym final. As well, Cheerladder is holding a megaphone displaying the word "G'backs" in the yearbook photo. The Growlbacks were first mentioned as the school's mascot in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]].
**"Thank groodness" is the reappearance of an older [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of "great" and "good" from the same issue.
*The third Senior has a "[[G]]" on his cap.
*Cheerleader has [[fangs]] in her yearbook photo.
*Cheerlubber has an [[eyepatch]].
*The finch taped on Cheerleader's face is another instance of [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|birds]].
*A [[cake]] attacks What's Her Face.
*A fried [[egg]] is seen coming out of the rightmost trash can.

===Real-World References===
*So and So's transformation into "Scantron" (as well as her saying "And I'll form the head!") is reminiscent of the TV series [[Wikipedia:Voltron|Voltron]].
*Strong Bad's line about the parking lot is a reference to the ending of ''[[Wikipedia:The Breakfast Club|The Breakfast Club]]''.
*The name of the end credit song performer (Tite Rolled) is a reference to a clothing trend called 'Tight Rolling' which was popular during the late '80s - early '90s. It consisted of rolling the bottom of jeans and cuffing them up to make a tight roll that shortens the jeans and shows off fancy high-top shoes that would not have been seen otherwise.

==YouTube Version==
*When The Ugly One blatantly lies about washing her gym uniform, the word "ever" is cut off; What's Her Face adds "-ry day!" much more quickly afterwards. This is most likely a glitch.
*There is also a slight pause before Strong Bad starts singing "It's over".
*The YouTube version lacks the comic book easter egg.

==External Links==
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Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

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[[Image:Drivers Eded.png|thumb|"TEN O'CLOCK AND TWO O'CLOCK!"]]

When Cheerleader dies, the remaining girls, along with an old man named Mr. Pitters, attempt to re-make themselves as the "Best Friends Squad".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]], {{Film|Sci-Fi Greg}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Vultures|The Vultures]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Tompkins}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Open Source Greg}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Japanese Culture Greg}} (Easter egg), {{Film|D n' D Greg}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Vultures' Dining Room|Vultures' Dining Room]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#What's Her Face's House|What's Her Face's House]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#A Theatre|A Theatre]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Babbage's|Babbage's]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Spirit World|The Spirit World]]

'''Date:''' Monday, June 20, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 2:05

'''Page Title:''' Summatime Style!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{screen shows Cheerleader wearing a dress with "sell fish" on the front and "backyard pool!" next to her}'' So and So! ''{library!}'' What's Her Face! ''{24 hour diner!}'' The Ugly One! ''{parking deck?}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!

''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' Bye old person...

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! ''{jumps up and down}''

'''SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE:''' LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! 
'''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year{{--}}

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Stop saying words. Here she comes now!

''{Learner's permit girl appears and is driving really fast.}''

'''LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL:''' 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

''{The Learner's Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DRIVER'S ED'ED...DEAD

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Owww, my entire life!

''{music stops}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.

'''ALL 3 GIRLS:''' ''{music starts}'' WE'RE FREE!

'''MR. PITTERS:''' We're ointment!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' The tyranny is over!!

''{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can overachieve like a bandit!

''{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg, with floating hearts...}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can date science-fiction Greg again!

''{...as well as The Ugly One, who looks like a mess, with a pig.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I CAN STOP SHOWERING!!!!

''{...as well as Mr. Pitters, who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a dress with "boy toy" on the front, and has two pigtails, like Cheerleader's.}''

'''MR. PITTERS:''' I can be a teen girl!

''{Two vultures appear over him.}''

'''FIRST VULTURE:''' Ain't no teen girl.

''{Cut to a dining room table where the vultures are seen eating Mr. Pitters.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Chomp chomp chomp chomp...

'''SECOND VULTURE:''' Quite good, quite good.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ...chomp chomp...

''{Cut back to the remaining girls}''

'''SO AND SO:''' You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls.

''{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad", which features The Ugly One's, So and So's, and What's Her Face's head, as well as some flowers, a rainbow, and a unicorn. The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' A glue stick, some glitter paint, ''{a "GLOO STICK" is seen on the first part, some "GLITTA PAINT" on the second}'' 
Words cut out from a magazine, ''{Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}'' 
BFF carved in a tree, ''{A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}'' 
That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! ''{We see that The Ugly One carved it with a [[Big Knives|Big Knife]]. As Strong Bad says each of the words, something happens to The Ugly One. On "BAOW!", the tree punches her in the face with its branch. On "FOM!", it falls on top of her. On "FROOSH!", it spontaneously combusts.}''

A port-o-john came to life, ''{A port-o-john is shown, a second later a face with a mustache appears on his door.}'' 
Put on a play with So and So. ''{The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a princess hat.}'' 
Unfortunately, they didn't ''{So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. They stand up, and Arrow'd Guy appears in the audience.}'' 
Get very good reviews. ''{Arrow'd Guy throws a spear, which goes through So and So and hits the port-o-john in the face.}''

What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, ''{What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}'' 
A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. ''{She eats a spoonful of it, and keels over, dead.}'' 
Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl ''{We see her in her car.}'' 
Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. ''{Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! They don't got no Turbografx games?!

''{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}''

'''CHEERLEADER'S GHOST:''' ''{Wearing a shirt reading "deady's girl".}'' Okay, my art galleries, let's get ready to be...

'''ALL GHOST GIRLS:''' ''{Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.}'' SO DEAD!!!!

'''MR. PITTERS' GHOST:''' ''{Still dressed as Cheerleader and wearing a dress with "worm food" on the front.}'' I look so good.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!

==Easter Eggs==
* At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag to the other Gregs about how the ladies and Valkyries are all over his experience points.
:'''SCI-FI GREG:''' I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword.
:'''D N' D GREG:''' ''{leaning in from the left}'' Hey! Quit bitin my style!

* Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework.
:'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{holding a piece of paper with mathematical symbols on it, graded "A+++++"}'' Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework?
:'''SO AND SO:''' ''{leaning in from the right, wearing a Lone Ranger mask and a handkerchief over her mouth}'' The Over-Achiever Bandit strikes again!!!

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:galleon|galleon]] was a large, multi-decked sailing ship used primarily by the nations of Europe from the 16th to 18th centuries.
*In the United States, a learner's permit is granted by some states to drivers as young as fourteen. When drivers have a permit, they must be accompanied by a licensed driver.
*For many years, American teenagers were taught in Driver's Education class that the proper position for hands on the steering wheel was ten o'clock for the left hand and two o'clock for the right. Most teenagers are now taught to hold the wheel at nine and three o'clock due to the change in wheel size since then.
*Sci-Fi Greg's speech in the Easter egg uses terminology from [[Dungeons & Dragons]], commonly abbreviated to "DnD", which is why D n' D Greg accuses him of "bitin' my style".
**In Dungeons & Dragons, magical weapons are typically prefixed with the bonus they give to attacks (+1 or higher), so a +3 broadsword is a magic sword giving +3 to attacks.
*According to Norse mythology, [[Wikipedia:Valkyrie|Valkyries]] were fierce warrior-women who would swoop down on a battlefield, carrying away fallen warriors to [[Wikipedia:Valhalla|Valhalla]].

===Trivia===
*The song Strong Bad sings in this episode has him singing the lowest note of all the musical interludes he performs on homestarrunner.com (low C, below the bass clef).
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "With Cheerleader gone, the remaining TGSers form the Best Friends Squad. It lasts a few seconds."

===Remarks===
*When Cheerleader leaps in happiness over her friendship with Crazy Learner's Permit Girl, the horizon line cuts off where she stood.
*Generally speaking, American teenagers get a driver's license at about sixteen years of age. Given the fact that she's had a driver's license for a year, it appears that What's Her Face is at least seventeen years old, a hint to her relative [[Ages of Characters#Teen Girl Squad|age]].
*Many Public Service Announcements involving safe driving emphasize the youth of the accident victims showcased, commenting on how "they had their whole lives ahead of them", giving a possible explanation to Cheerleader's cry of "Ow, my entire life!"
*Strong Bad usually does the voices for Teen Girl Squad toons, but the vultures and Mr. Pitters sound nothing like Strong Bad or Strong Bad imitating the voices.
*Vultures usually do not actively kill animals to feed, as implied with Mr. Pitters, but wait for the animal in question to die of other causes before feeding.
*Mr. Pitters's rib cage opens out of his back on his dead body, even though that's where the spine should be.
*In this issue, Strong Bad secretly inserted a "[[crap]]". The word "scraptastic" is pasted together with an S, the word "crap", and the suffix "-tastic".
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad comic in which Strong Bad appears outside of an Easter egg.
*Assuming Sci-Fi Greg was indeed referring to Dungeons and Dragons, he would still be a level one character if his experience points were still only in triple digits; a character becomes level two at 1,000 experience points in most versions of the game.
*This cartoon has neither an "again" [[Toons Without Back Buttons|nor a "back" link]] at the end.

===Goofs===
*The font used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains European Qs and 7s, which have small horizontal lines running through them. Normally [[the Brothers Chaps]] edit those extra lines out, but they didn't here.
*The speech bubbles for Cheerleader's "stop saying words" and the vulture's "quite good, quite good" cover up the paper's blue lines.

===Inside References===
*The phrases Cheerleader uses to address the Squad, "my [[Spanish]] galleons" and "my art galleries", are an extension of the phrase used in [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]], "my gallies."
*Mr. Pitters has an obsession with [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ointment]].
*Cheerleader [[Getting Run Over|gets run over]] by the Learner's Permit Girl.
*This is another mention of [[showering]].
*Part of Strong Bad's reinterpretation of "BFF" is the [[onomatopoeia]] "[[FROOSH]]!"
*Inside Babbage's is a sign that appears to offer [[Cheap as Free]] software, although it is partially obscured.
*Mr. Pitters's last line, "I look so good," is Cheerleader's last line in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Johnny Rite There" label on the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Port-O-John|Port-O-John]] is a reference to [http://www.johnnyonthespot.com Johnny On The Spot, Inc.], a major US manufacturer and distributor of portable toilet stalls.
*Now known as [[Wikipedia:GameStop|GameStop]], Babbage's, along with Software, Etc., Electronics Boutique/EB Games and FuncoLand, were popular chains of software stores. There are some [http://www.google.com/search?q=babbage's+software Babbage's] stores still in business today, while some of the stores merely changed names. Franchises in Canada are still generally operated under the name EB Games.
*The [[Wikipedia:TurboGrafx-16|TurboGrafx-16]] was a fourth-generation video game console released by NEC in 1989, for the North American market. It did not sell well, in large part because of the stranglehold [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] had on the home video game market at the time.

===Fast Forward===
*The two characters to whom Sci-Fi Greg brags in the Easter egg are later given the names [[Open Source Greg]] and [[Japanese Culture Greg]] in [[4 Gregs]].

==YouTube Version==
*The intro has different subtitles for the girls:
:'''Cheerleader:''' pool lifeguard!
:'''So and So:''' math tutor!
:'''What's Her Face:''' sandwich artist!
:'''The Ugly One:''' still goes to camp!
*The Sci-Fi Greg and Overachiever Bandit Easter eggs play automatically, in that order, after the end card.

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Minor Foods

Rob T Firefly — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 02:27:09 GMT

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Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. These '''food items''' are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.

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== General Minor Foods ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="150"|Image !! Description !! width="135"|Appearances
|-id="Ambrosia Salad"
| [[Image:AmbrosiaSalad.png|150px|He brought some ambrosia salad.]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Ambrosia_(fruit_salad)|Ambrosia Salad]]''' is a fruit salad variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. [[Ripberger]] takes some to [[Blue Laser]]'s Thanksgiving Party in [[Let us Give TANKS!]], and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl.
| [[Let us Give TANKS]]

|-id="Andy Capp's Hot Fries"
| [[Image:Hot Fries.png|150px|"Thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Andy Capp's Hot Fries|Andy Capp's Hot Fries]]''' are given to Coach Z by Strong Bad with the intention of harming him. These are later seen in [[Kick-A-Ball]], except called "Cheat-Toes".
| email [[your friends]]

|-id="Basmati Rice"
| [[Image:Basmati Rice.png|150px|"I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice!"]]
| Strong Sad transcribes ''Paradise Lost'' onto a piece of '''basmati rice''' into four languages.
| email [[record book]]

|-id="Baklava"
| [[Image:Baklavas.png|150px|Baklavas, anyone?]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Baklava|Baklava]]''' is a food that Marzipan brings out at the end of [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|-id="Bean Sprouts"
| [[Image:Bean_Sprouts.png|150px|"I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life."]]
| Marzipan claims that [[Wikipedia:Mung_bean#Bean_sprouts|'''bean sprouts''']] are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover.
| [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

|-id="Brown Mayo"
| [[Image:Brown Mayo.png|150px|"And a solid F- on smelling any good."]]
| '''Brown Mayo''' is a brand of [[mayonnaise]] that [[The Poopsmith]] brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of [[whatsit]].
| email [[labor day]]

|-id="Brunswick Stew"
| [[Image:Brunswick Stew.png|150px|"You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!"]]
| '''[[Brunswick Stew]]''' is a stew that Strong Bad gave The Cheat after he made [[New Boots]]. But he however mentioned that if he did better he could have had a trophy full of Steak-umms. The King of Town took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow L'est Stand]].
| [[New Boots]], email [[love poems]], [[Play Date]]

|- id="Cadbury Creme Egg omelet"
| [[Image:Cadbury Creme Egg omelette.png|150px|"Ooh! Cadbury Creme Egg omelette!"]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Cadbury Creme Egg|Cadbury Creme Egg]] omelet''' is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in dreamail.
| email [[dreamail]]

|- id="Can D"
| [[Image:CAN D.png|150px|"Would you care for a funtime treat?"]]
| '''CAN D''' is a small white container of candy that Homestar tried to give to [[Marshie]], only to be pelted by marshmallows.
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="Canopy's"
| [[Image:Canopy's.png|150px|"I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."]]
| '''Canopy's''' is the brand on a can of [[peas]] that [[Senor Cardgage]] bought at a garage sale.
| email [[garage sale]]

|- id="Cassssss"
| [[Image:Cassssss.PNG|150px|"We can't go wrong!"]]
| '''Cassssss''' is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge".
| [[your edge]]

|-id="Chockle"
| [[Image:Chockle.png|150px|Chockle]]
| '''Chockle''' is box of chocolates that [[Sickly Sam]] brought to his date.
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|-id="Choco-Lumps"
| [[Image:Choco-Lumps.png|150px|Choco-Lumps]]
| '''Choco-Lumps''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|-id="Corn_Krunch"
| [[Image:Cornkrunch.PNG|150px|Corn Krunch]]
| '''Corn Krunch''' is a corn flake [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]. [[Homestar Runner]] hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in [[death metal]]. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In [[specially marked]], it is one of the [[wikipedia:Iowa|Iowa]]-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys.
| [[death metal]], [[specially marked]]

|-id="Crisps A-Soy!"
|[[Image:crisps-a-soy.png|150px|"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?"]]
| '''[[Crisps, A-Soy!]]''' is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, [[Marzipan]] enjoys them, and perhaps [[The Cheat]] does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy.

The name is a reference to [http://www.nabiscoworld.com/cookieguys/ Chips Ahoy!] brand cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). There is also a product named "Soy Crisps".
| email [[do over]]

|-id="Crispy Puffed Rice"
|[[Image:Crispyrice.png|150px|Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal]]
| '''Crispy puffed rice''' is a type of [[cereal]] that has appeared a few times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in [[Free Country, USA]]. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box.
| [[candy product]], [[hygiene]]

|-id="Crustly Guarded Bread"
|[[Image:Crustly Guarded Bread.png|150px|A loaf... for a peasant!]]
| '''Crustly Guarded [[Bread]]''' is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the [[Coches Mountains]]. According to [[Strong Bad]], they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age.
| [[looking old]]

|-id="Cut Me Some Flax!"
|[[Image:Flaxseed.PNG|150px|"Gotta get those omega-3s!"]]
| '''Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil)''' is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of [[Wikipedia:flax|flax]]. [[Marzipan]] pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add [[Wikipedia:Omega-3 fatty acids|omega-3s]].
| [[Quality Time]]

|-id="Dandied Sugar"
| [[Image:Dandied Sugar.png|150px|Dandy indeed.]]
| '''Dandied Sugar''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|-id="Delicious "Bag""
| [[Image:Delicious Bag.png|150px|This bag of delicious bag]]
| '''Delicious "Bag"''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies that can be given to Coach Z and Bubs in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|-id="Dry Meal"
|[[Image:Would You Care For Some Dry Meal.PNG|150px|"Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal?"]]
| '''Dry Meal''' is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to [[Stinkoman]] by [[The Homestar Runner]]. It presumably contains some sort of ground [[Wikipedia:flour|flour]], although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a [[Sound Effects|gasping noise]].
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|-id="Favorite Food"
| [[Image:THANXty Favorite Food.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| [[1-Up]]'s '''favorite food''' comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese [[Wikipedia:Kanji|kanji]] and [[Wikipedia:Hiragana|hiragana]]. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]

|-id="Fishsticks"
| [[Image:Fishsticks.png|150px|"And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!"]]
| A lifetime supply of '''fishsticks''' came out of the giant egg in flashback.
| email [[flashback]]

|-id="Fried Fish"
| [[Image:Fried Fish.png|150px|Fried Fish with a lemon]]
| '''Fried Fish''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Frozen Bake"
| [[Image:frozen bake.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| '''Frozen Bake''' is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for [[Stinkoman]] to be thankful for. This follows Spiced Bun.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]], [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]

|-id="Globs of Meringue"
| [[Image:Globs of Meringue.png|150px|Globs of Meringue]]
| '''Globs of Meringue''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Grilled Cheese"
| [[Image:Grilled Cheese.png|150px|Grilled cheese!]]
| In the [[SBASAF]] slideshow, a '''Grilled Cheese''' sandwich is also seen.
| email [[space program]]

|-id="Grape-Nuts"
| [[Image:gn robot.png|"Now spell: come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."|150px]]
| '''[[wikipedia:Grape-Nuts|Grape-Nuts]]''' is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof off of [[wikipedia:Post Foods|Post]] with a similar logo.
| email [[personal favorites]]

|-id="Gum"
| [[Image:Gum.png|150px|"I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."]]
| A "slice" of '''[[Gum]]''' is given to Strong Bad by [[Senor Cardgage]] in kind of cool.
| email [[kind of cool]]

|-id="Heavenly Ham"
| [[Image:Ham.png|150px|"And heavenly ham"]]
| '''Heavenly Ham''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
| [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], email [[the bet]], See [[Ham]] for all appearances
|-id="Hoisin Sauce"
| [[Image:Hoisin Sauce.PNG|150px|"We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip."]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Hoisin sauce|Hoisin sauce]]''' is a Chinese dipping sauce. In [[keep cool]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonful of Hoisin Sauce on [[Strong Sad]]'s head prior to asking him to determine the temperature.
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) (mentioned), [[keep cool]]

|- id="Jelly Donut"
| [[Image:Jelly Donut.png|150px|A jelly donut]]
| In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a '''Jelly Donut''' is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it.
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

|-id="Klondike Pudding"
| [[Image:Klondike Pudding.png|150px|Klondike Pudding]]
| '''Klondike [[Pudding]]''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="Last Minit Peanut Brittle"
| [[Image:Last_Minit_Peanut_Brittle.png|150px|"We really just made it!"]]
| Buying '''Last Minit Peanut [[Wikipedia:Brittle (food)|Brittle]]''' is evidently the ''real'' reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than [[The Spirit of St. Louis]].
| email [[business trip]]

|-id="Meatball Subs"
| [[Image:Meatball Sub.png|150px|"I still hate you and later on, you're gonna get cut!"]]
| In [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]], Homestar spun off to Mars and brought back '''meatball subs'''. Also in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], Rather Dashing is seen eating a meatball sub by a tree. In [[Peasant's Quest]] the meatball sub is an optional item which may be used to appease the first [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor|Keeper of Trogdor]].
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]], [[Peasant's Quest]]

|-id="Meatloaf"
|[[File:Family Meatloaf.PNG|"Did somebody say 'Sepiatone'?"|150px]]
| '''Meatloaf''' is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones.
| Email [[videography]]

|-id="The Mrs. Syrup"
| <center>[[Image:Syrup.png|100px|"THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!"]]</center>
| '''The Mrs. Syrup''' is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, [[Wikipedia:Mrs. Butterworth's|Mrs. Butterworth's]].
| email [[monster truck]]

|-id="Mungo's Caviar"
| [[Image:Mungo's Caviar.png|150px|With finest cigars!]]
| '''Mungo's [[Wikipedia:Caviar|Caviar]]''' is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars.
| [[lady...ing]]

|- id="Not-So-Thin Mints"
| [[Image:Not-so-thin_mints.PNG|150px|They aren't very thin at all.]]
| '''Not-So-Thin Mints''' are apparently a type of [[Wikipedia:Girl Scout cookie|Girl Scout cookie]] sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these.
| email [[rough copy]]

|-id="Oatmeal"
| [[Image:Oatmeal.png|150px|"That way, I would always...have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff..."]]
| Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with '''[[oatmeal]]''' and pour on things.
| email [[new hands]]

|-id="Pasta Salad"
| [[Image:Pasta.png|150px|"IT TASTES SO GOOD!"]]
| '''[[Pasta salad]]''' was put into Strong Mad's underwear drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04".
| email [[old comics]] (Easter egg)

|-id="Paunch Berry Iced Cream"
| [[Image:Paunch Berry Ice Cream.png|150px|"Hey there, Bubs in the store. Paunchberry's was a new ice cream!"]]
| '''[[Paunch]] Berry Icéd Cream''' is a "new" brand of ice cream. The individual buckets were made into a tower, and even has its own dance.
| [[Where U Goin' 2?]]

|-id="Pea Soup"
| [[Image:Pea Soup.png|150px|"This guy smells like pea soup."]]
| At [[TrogdorCon '97]], The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with '''Pea Soup''' and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town).
| [[TrogdorCon '97]]

|-id="Pop Tarts"
| [[Image:Poptart.PNG|150px|A Pop Tart with a bite taken out of it]]
| Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating '''[[Wikipedia:Pop Tarts|Pop Tarts]]'''. The [[Balding Man]] wanted to buy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad.
| email [[privileges]], [[Senor Mortgage]], email [[hremail3184]]

|-id="Prize-O's"
| [[Image:Prize-O's.PNG|150px|"I eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the Box Top."]]
| In [[Pistols for Pandas]], [[Crack Stuntman]] uses the money donated to PFP to buy '''Prize-O's'''. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school.
| [[Pistols for Pandas]]

|-id="Rogan Josh Pot Pie"
| [[Image:Rogan Josh Pot Pie.png|150px|"Meet Strong Sad."]]
| '''Rogan Josh Pot Pie''' is pot pie that Strong Sad was eating in narrator. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food."
| email [[narrator]]

|-id="Salisbury Sundae"
| <center>[[Image:Salisbury Sundae.png|100px|Salisbury Sundae]]</center>
| '''Salisbury Sundae''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Sauce"
| [[Image:Sauce.png|150px|Sauce]]
| A bottle labeled '''Sauce''' is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce.
| email [[your friends]], email [[new hands]], email [[fingers]]

|-id="Sog dog"
| [[Image:SogDog.png|150px|"Mmmm... Drink in that Bun!"]]
| '''Sog Dogs''' are hot dogs that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!"
| email [[environment]]

|-id="Sour apple blow-pops"
| <center> [[Image:Sour Apple Blow Pop.png|75px|"Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."]]</center>
| Two '''sour apple blow-pops''' were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro.
| email [[monument]]

|-id="Soy sauce"
| [[Image:SoySauce.png|150px|"...to the MOOOOOOON!"]]
| Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of '''[[Wikipedia:Soy sauce|soy sauce]]''' (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to [[the moon]], and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be [[wikipedia:Kikkoman|Kikkoman]] brand.
| email [[personal favorites]]

|-id="Spiced Bun"
| [[Image:Spiced Bun.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| '''Spiced Bun''' is a food that [[1-Up]] suggested to for [[Stinkoman]] to be thankful for.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]

|- id="Spring Roll"
| [[Image:Spring Roll.png|150px|"MSG'd!"]]
| The [[Teen Girl Squad]] went to get Pan-Asian cuisine and ordered 3 '''spring rolls''', which were thrown at them by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|-id="Staple Sauce"
| [[Image:staplesauce.png|150px|"...a heaping bowl of Staple Sauce..."]]
| '''Staple Sauce''' is a sauce eaten by [[What's Her Face]], in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be a thick liquid with visible staples mixed into it.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]

|-id="Strawberry Frosted Donuts"
| [[Image:Donut.png|150px|A Strawberry Frosted Donut]]
| '''Strawberry Frosted Donuts''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Stuffed Grape Leaf"
| [[Image:Stuffed grape leaves.png|150px|"Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!"]]
| '''Stuffed grape leaves''' are hors d'œuvres that The Cheat-bot served to Strong Bad as an example of a robot serving hors d'œuvres.
| email [[technology]]

|-id="Suge Brown"
| [[Image:sugebrown.png|150px|Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!]]
| '''Suge Brown''' is a brand of brown sugar for which [[Strong Sad]] apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound.
| [[best thing]], [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]

|-id="Swedish Fish"
| [[Image:Swedish Fish.png|150px|"Oh, the Swordish Forsh!"]]
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish Fish''' as well as Swedish meatballs.
| email [[little questions]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|-id="Swedish meatballs"
| [[Image:Swedish Meatballs.png|150px|"The Swedish Flag Does A Dance"]]
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish meatballs''' as well as Swedish fish.
| email [[little questions]]

|-id="Sweet Brand Meats"
| [[Image:Sweet Brand Meats.png|150px|Sweet Brand Meats]]
| '''Sweet Brand Meats''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|- id="Teddy Grahams"
| [[Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|150px|Ptooie!]]
|One of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] favorite pastimes is "spittin' '''[[Teddy Grahams]]'''", causing them to stick to various surfaces.
| [[couch patch]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]]

|- id="Temporarios"
| [[Image:Temporarios fixed.png|150px|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!"]]
| '''Temporarios''' are a [[breakfast cereal]] endorsed by Strong Badathlon athlete [[Strong Bad]] that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games#Amateurism and professionalism|Olympic amateurism regulations]]. To support this, the cereal's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to [[Wikipedia:Froot Loops|Froot Loops]], although its name suggests a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]].
| [[strong badathlon]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]

|- id="TendaRONi"
| [[Image:TendaRONi.png|150px|"Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail."]]
| '''TendaRONi''' is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a [[macaroni]] picture.
| email [[portrait]]

|-id="Tomatocycle"
| [[Image:Tomatocycle.png|150px|"I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!"]]
| In Where U Goin' 2?, Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "'''Tomatocycle'''", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this.
| [[Where U Goin' 2?]], [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

|- id="Turduckens"
| [[Image:Bobbin' for Turduckens.png|150px|Bobbin' for Turduckens!]]
| In [[Halloween Fairstival]], the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for '''[[Wikipedia:Turducken|turduckens]]'''" contest. Strong Bad tried to take The Cheat there so he could lose his hiccups.
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="Twinkies"
| [[Image:Twinkie.png|150px|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]''' are a food only seen in Where the Crap Are We?. Homestar pulls the food out of nowhere, suggesting to Strong Bad that they are in heaven.
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="Yogurt"
| <center>[[Image:Yogurt.png|100px|"Let's get yogurt!"]]</center>
| In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]], the girls go to get '''yogurt''' at [[TCYBCBY]]. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]]

|- id="You're Not Potatoes"
| <center>[[Image:tgs you're not potatoes.png|100px|"Teehee." "We're cool"]]</center>
| A weight labelled "NO pounds" and a bag of '''YOU'RE NOT Potatoes''' were dropped on [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]], respectively, for claiming that they were cool.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|}
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==Unnamed foods==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="150"|Image !! Description !! width="135"|Appearances

|- id="Mayo Hamburger"
| [[Image:Burger.png|150px|"Here you go. Oh, and you're out of mayo."]]
| Homestar hands The Poopsmith a '''hamburger''' in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "[[Wikipedia:McRib|McRib]]".
| email [[secret identity]]

|- id "Prescription Popsicle"
| <center>[[File:Prescrip_Pop.png|86px|"It deliciously didn't work!"]]</center>
| Homestar grabs a '''popsicle''' out of the King of Town's "hands". The King claims it's prescription.
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|}

==Food named after characters==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="150"|Image !! Description !! width="135"|Appearances
|-id="Blue Laser Blasts!"
| [[Image:Blue laser blasts.PNG|150px|Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!]]
| '''Blue Laser Blasts!''' is a cereal in [[Free Country, USA]] based on the [[Cheat Commandos]] TV show.
|[[specially marked]]
|-id="Bubs' Doughnuts"
| [[Image:Homemáde Donuts.png|150px|From Homemáde!]]
| '''Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde!''' are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package.
| [[Donut Unto Others]]
|-id="Bubs' Old Pizza"
| [[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|150px|It sure is old!]]
| '''[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]''' is another fine product that [[Bubs]] sells, presumably from his concession stand. [[Homestar Runner]] is his delivery boy, bringing [[The Cheat]]'s order to him in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] "[[privileges]]". Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality.
| [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[bike thief]]
|-id="Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special"
| [[Image:Bubs lunch special.PNG|150px|"I'ma head over to Bubs'"]]
| '''Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special''' is a thirty-cent food with two hot buffalo wing bones, a cup of ice, and a half-eaten candy bar. It appears to only be available from 11 am to 3 pm.
| email [[no loafing]]
|-id="Cheat Commandos... O's"
| [[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|150px|Not O's in the least]]
| '''Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal''' is a [[breakfast cereal]] made by [[Cheap as Free]] foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a [[Cheat Commandos...O's|commercial]] in which several members of the [[Cheat Commandos]] were saved from exhaustion in [[the desert]] by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n-Crunch]]-type cereal. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular", and with [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. It also comes with a gallon of ice cream. The box features several activities on the back, such as a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask, a maze and a word search.|| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[specially marked]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-id="Cheat-Toes"
| [[Image:CheatToes.png|150px|Always check your Cheaters' Almanac.]]
| '''Cheat-toes''' is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to [[wikipedia:Cheetos|Cheetos]]. || [[Kick-A-Ball]]
|-id="CHEETS"
|[[Image:cheets.PNG|150px|Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?]]
| '''CHEETS''' are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of [[Wikipedia:Peeps|PEEPS]]. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email licensed.
| [[licensed]]
|-id="Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop"
| [[Image:Strong Badge Jelly Pop.PNG|150px|Featuring a human nose]]
| The '''Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop''' is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie".
| [[licensed]]
|-id="Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
| [[Image:Strong Bad gum.PNG|150px|"It's light green!!!"]]
| '''Strong Bad's [[Double Deuce]]-blemint Gum''' is a brand of chewing gum similar to [[Wikipedia:Doublemint|Doublemint]] gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice."
|[[2 emails]]
|-id="Strong Bad's EGGS"
| [[Image:SB eggs brand type cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]]
| Little is known about '''Strong Bad's EGGS''' "brand [[type]] [[cereal]]" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of [[Strong Bad]]. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of [[eggs]] featured on the box were originally found in the couch by [[Strong Sad]] during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs".
| [[morning routine]]
|-id="The Cheatcakes"
| [[Image:TheCheatCakes.png|150px|With Real The Cheat Spots!]]
| '''[[The Cheatcakes]]''' are a specialty food [[The Cheat]] made for [[Strong Bad]] as a substitute for [[Grumblecakes]]. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat."
| [[stupid stuff]], [[do over]], [[Grumblecakes (video)]]
|-id="The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!"
| [[File:Last Three Items in the Pantry Special.png|It wouldn't be the first time|150px]]
| '''The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!''' is food made from onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal. It is priced at $f.ood.
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-id="Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders"
| [[Image:Flavor taste chewing gum.png|150px|Whisk away the worries!]]
| '''Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders''' is a brand of "chewing powders". This was introduced in an Easter egg in [[2 emails]]. It is endorsed by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and its slogan is "''Whisk Away The Worries!''". It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in [[Wikipedia:St. Louis|St. Louis]], [[Wikipedia:Missouri|Missouri]]. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it.
|[[2 emails]]
|}
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==Unseen foods==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="1600"|Description !! width="135"|Mentions

|-id="Breakfast Burrito"
| Homestar told Strong Bad that he would sell his half-eaten '''breakfast burrito''' on an online auction. The real burrito was actually put up for auction on the internet.
| email [[english paper]]

|-id="Bubs' fundraiser candy bars"
| '''Bubs' fundraiser candy bars''' are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attempted to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones, which Strong Bad thinks are "fool's gold". It is suggested that [[Marzipan]] helped to sell these with [[Bubs]] at one point.
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|-id="Danish"
| [[Strong Badman]] asks for a '''danish''' from Li'l Stiny. Danishes were also mentioned briefly as part of Strong Bad's rock opera.
| email [[superhero name]], email [[rock opera]]

|-id="The Dijon Chicken"
| '''The Dijon Chicken''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its [[History According to Strong Bad|claimed]] origins.
| email [[colonization]]

|-id="Dinner Mints"
| '''Dinner mints''' were mentioned in an ad in [[Under Construction]]. The ad read "After dinner mints highly recommended." Unrelatedly, in [[do over]], Strong Bad suggests having dinner and after-dinner mints with Ali and Ali Jr.
| [[Under Construction]], email [[do over]]

|-id="Fritos"
| While in a bottomless pit, to avoid dying of starvation, So and So requests a single '''[[wikipedia:Frito|Frito]]'''.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Lunchables"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Lunchables|Lunchables]]''' were briefly mentioned by So and So, begging for food.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Gumbo"
| Strong Bad apparently invited Coach Z over for '''gumbo''', which he threw up into a ripped hole in Strong Bad's couch.
| email [[couch patch]]

|-id="The Ham n' Swiss"
| '''The Ham n' Swiss''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins.
| email [[colonization]]

|-id="Hotcakes"
| Strong Bad thought that his action figure would sell like '''hotcakes''', and especially if it smelled like them.
| email [[action figure]]

|-id="Mustard-crackers"
| Strong Bad asked The Cheat to get him some '''mustard-crackers''' after he slapped the Cheat-cakes out of his hand.
| email [[stupid stuff]]

|-id="Oreo Cheesecake"
| '''Oreo Cheesecake''' is a food that [[Gunhaver]] said would be a part of the "good" side of the brain.
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]

|-id="Poached eggs"
| In Strong Bad's dreamail, he told Chester Eleganté to tell Adelaide that the '''poached eggs''' were tremendous.
| email [[dreamail]]

|-id="Pork bellies"
| In the rich newspaper in portrait, the paper explained that pork bellies would be served around 8-ish.
| email [[portrait]]

|-id="Rib-A-Q"
| So and So asks for a '''Rib-A-Q''' while falling down the Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Steak-umms"
| '''Steak-umms''' are a food that Strong Bad said that The Cheat could have had if he had made a little extra effort.
| [[New Boots]]

|-id="Sun Chips"
| '''[[wikipedia:Sun Chips|Sun Chips]]''' are a food that in [[Page Load Error]], Strong Sad warns the viewer not to eat. Strong Sad and the Deleteheads packed them special.
| [[Page Load Error]]

|-id="Sugar Daddys"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Sugar Daddy (candy)|Sugar Daddys]]''' are a candy that [[Open Source Greg]], brought back to the other Gregs when he took advantage of the "concession stand mainframe".
| [[4 Gregs]]

|-id="Veggie Delux"
| '''Veggie Delux''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins.
| email [[colonization]]
|}
{{sectionstub}}

==See Also==
*[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked]]
*[[Items#Food/Drinks|Foods]]
*[[The King of Town's Food]]
*[[Decemberween Food]]
*[[Minor Drinks]]

[[Category: Food and drinks]][[Category: Lists]]

Minor Foods

Rob T Firefly — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 02:22:50 GMT

Rob T Firefly:

Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. These '''food items''' are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.

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== General Minor Foods ==
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|-id="Ambrosia Salad"
| [[Image:AmbrosiaSalad.png|150px|He brought some ambrosia salad.]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Ambrosia_(fruit_salad)|Ambrosia Salad]]''' is a fruit salad variation that normally contains sour cream, whipped cream, mandarin oranges, pineapple, and coconut. Some variations also contain bananas, strawberries, or miniature marshmallows. [[Ripberger]] takes some to [[Blue Laser]]'s Thanksgiving Party in [[Let us Give TANKS!]], and it was light blue with white and yellow chunks in it, served in a large yellow bowl.
| [[Let us Give TANKS]]

|-id="Andy Capp's Hot Fries"
| [[Image:Hot Fries.png|150px|"Thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Andy Capp's Hot Fries|Andy Capp's Hot Fries]]''' are given to Coach Z by Strong Bad with the intention of harming him. These are later seen in [[Kick-A-Ball]], except called "Cheat-Toes".
| email [[your friends]]

|-id="Basmati Rice"
| [[Image:Basmati Rice.png|150px|"I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice!"]]
| Strong Sad transcribes ''Paradise Lost'' onto a piece of '''basmati rice''' into four languages.
| email [[record book]]

|-id="Baklava"
| [[Image:Baklavas.png|150px|Baklavas, anyone?]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Baklava|Baklava]]''' is a food that Marzipan brings out at the end of [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|-id="Bean Sprouts"
| [[Image:Bean_Sprouts.png|150px|"I brought him a hot covered dish to brighten his dismal life."]]
| Marzipan claims that [[Wikipedia:Mung_bean#Bean_sprouts|'''bean sprouts''']] are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover.
| [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

|-id="Brown Mayo"
| [[Image:Brown Mayo.png|150px|"And a solid F- on smelling any good."]]
| '''Brown Mayo''' is a brand of [[mayonnaise]] that [[The Poopsmith]] brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of [[whatsit]].
| email [[labor day]]

|-id="Brunswick Stew"
| [[Image:Brunswick Stew.png|150px|"You know, Brunsy, the 50th anniversary is the dollop of sour cream year!"]]
| '''[[Brunswick Stew]]''' is a stew that Strong Bad gave The Cheat after he made [[New Boots]]. But he however mentioned that if he did better he could have had a trophy full of Steak-umms. The King of Town took a bowl of Brunswick Stew out on a date at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow L'est Stand]].
| [[New Boots]], email [[love poems]], [[Play Date]]

|- id="Cadbury Creme Egg omelet"
| [[Image:Cadbury Creme Egg omelette.png|150px|"Ooh! Cadbury Creme Egg omelette!"]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Cadbury Creme Egg|Cadbury Creme Egg]] omelet''' is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in dreamail.
| email [[dreamail]]

|- id="Can D"
| [[Image:CAN D.png|150px|"Would you care for a funtime treat?"]]
| '''CAN D''' is a small white container of candy that Homestar tried to give to [[Marshie]], only to be pelted by marshmallows.
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="Canopy's"
| [[Image:Canopy's.png|150px|"I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."]]
| '''Canopy's''' is the brand on a can of [[peas]] that [[Senor Cardgage]] bought at a garage sale.
| email [[garage sale]]

|- id="Cassssss"
| [[Image:Cassssss.PNG|150px|"We can't go wrong!"]]
| '''Cassssss''' is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge".
| [[your edge]]

|-id="Chockle"
| [[Image:Chockle.png|150px|Chockle]]
| '''Chockle''' is box of chocolates that [[Sickly Sam]] brought to his date.
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

|-id="Choco-Lumps"
| [[Image:Choco-Lumps.png|150px|Choco-Lumps]]
| '''Choco-Lumps''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Choco-Lumps is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|-id="Corn_Krunch"
| [[Image:Cornkrunch.PNG|150px|Corn Krunch]]
| '''Corn Krunch''' is a corn flake [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]]. [[Homestar Runner]] hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in [[death metal]]. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In [[specially marked]], it is one of the [[wikipedia:Iowa|Iowa]]-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys.
| [[death metal]], [[specially marked]]

|-id="Crisps A-Soy!"
|[[Image:crisps-a-soy.png|150px|"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?"]]
| '''[[Crisps, A-Soy!]]''' is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, [[Marzipan]] enjoys them, and perhaps [[The Cheat]] does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy.

The name is a reference to [http://www.nabiscoworld.com/cookieguys/ Chips Ahoy!] brand cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). There is also a product named "Soy Crisps".
| email [[do over]]

|-id="Crispy Puffed Rice"
|[[Image:Crispyrice.png|150px|Actual bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal]]
| '''Crispy puffed rice''' is a type of [[cereal]] that has appeared a few times in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in [[Free Country, USA]]. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box.
| [[candy product]], [[hygiene]]

|-id="Crustly Guarded Bread"
|[[Image:Crustly Guarded Bread.png|150px|A loaf... for a peasant!]]
| '''Crustly Guarded [[Bread]]''' is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the [[Coches Mountains]]. According to [[Strong Bad]], they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age.
| [[looking old]]

|-id="Cut Me Some Flax!"
|[[Image:Flaxseed.PNG|150px|"Gotta get those omega-3s!"]]
| '''Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil)''' is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of [[Wikipedia:flax|flax]]. [[Marzipan]] pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add [[Wikipedia:Omega-3 fatty acids|omega-3s]].
| [[Quality Time]]

|-id="Dandied Sugar"
| [[Image:Dandied Sugar.png|150px|Dandy indeed.]]
| '''Dandied Sugar''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|-id="Delicious "Bag""
| [[Image:Delicious Bag.png|150px|This bag of delicious bag]]
| '''Delicious "Bag"''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Delicious "Bag" is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead. Delicious "Bag" is also one of the candies that can be given to Coach Z and Bubs in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|-id="Dry Meal"
|[[Image:Would You Care For Some Dry Meal.PNG|150px|"Okay. If you say so. Would you care for some dry meal?"]]
| '''Dry Meal''' is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to [[Stinkoman]] by [[The Homestar Runner]]. It presumably contains some sort of ground [[Wikipedia:flour|flour]], although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a [[Sound Effects|gasping noise]].
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|-id="Favorite Food"
| [[Image:THANXty Favorite Food.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| [[1-Up]]'s '''favorite food''' comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese [[Wikipedia:Kanji|kanji]] and [[Wikipedia:Hiragana|hiragana]]. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]

|-id="Fishsticks"
| [[Image:Fishsticks.png|150px|"And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks. And a The Cheat!!!!"]]
| A lifetime supply of '''fishsticks''' came out of the giant egg in flashback.
| email [[flashback]]

|-id="Fried Fish"
| [[Image:Fried Fish.png|150px|Fried Fish with a lemon]]
| '''Fried Fish''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Frozen Bake"
| [[Image:frozen bake.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| '''Frozen Bake''' is a Japanese food that 1-Up suggested to for [[Stinkoman]] to be thankful for. This follows Spiced Bun.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]], [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]

|-id="Globs of Meringue"
| [[Image:Globs of Meringue.png|150px|Globs of Meringue]]
| '''Globs of Meringue''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Grilled Cheese"
| [[Image:Grilled Cheese.png|150px|Grilled cheese!]]
| In the [[SBASAF]] slideshow, a '''Grilled Cheese''' sandwich is also seen.
| email [[space program]]

|-id="Grape-Nuts"
| [[Image:gn robot.png|"Now spell: come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."|150px]]
| '''[[wikipedia:Grape-Nuts|Grape-Nuts]]''' is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof off of [[wikipedia:Post Foods|Post]] with a similar logo.
| email [[personal favorites]]

|-id="Gum"
| [[Image:Gum.png|150px|"I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."]]
| A "slice" of '''[[Gum]]''' is given to Strong Bad by [[Senor Cardgage]] in kind of cool.
| email [[kind of cool]]

|-id="Heavenly Ham"
| [[Image:Ham.png|150px|"And heavenly ham"]]
| '''Heavenly Ham''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
| [[Homestarloween Party]], [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], email [[the bet]], See [[Ham]] for all appearances
|-id="Hoisin Sauce"
| [[Image:Hoisin Sauce.PNG|150px|"We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip."]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Hoisin sauce|Hoisin sauce]]''' is a Chinese dipping sauce. In [[keep cool]], [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Mad]] put a spoonful of Hoisin Sauce on [[Strong Sad]]'s head prior to asking him to determine the temperature.
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) (mentioned), [[keep cool]]

|- id="Jelly Donut"
| [[Image:Jelly Donut.png|150px|A jelly donut]]
| In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a '''Jelly Donut''' is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it.
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]]

|-id="Klondike Pudding"
| [[Image:Klondike Pudding.png|150px|Klondike Pudding]]
| '''Klondike [[Pudding]]''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|- id="Last Minit Peanut Brittle"
| [[Image:Last_Minit_Peanut_Brittle.png|150px|"We really just made it!"]]
| Buying '''Last Minit Peanut [[Wikipedia:Brittle (food)|Brittle]]''' is evidently the ''real'' reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than [[The Spirit of St. Louis]].
| email [[business trip]]

|-id="Meatball Subs"
| [[Image:Meatball Sub.png|150px|"I still hate you and later on, you're gonna get cut!"]]
| In [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]], Homestar spun off to Mars and brought back '''meatball subs'''. Also in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], Rather Dashing is seen eating a meatball sub by a tree. In [[Peasant's Quest]] the meatball sub is an optional item which may be used to appease the first [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor|Keeper of Trogdor]].
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]], [[Peasant's Quest]]

|-id="Meatloaf"
|[[File:Family Meatloaf.PNG|"Did somebody say 'Sepiatone'?"|150px]]
| '''Meatloaf''' is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones.
| Email [[videography]]

|-id="The Mrs. Syrup"
| <center>[[Image:Syrup.png|100px|"THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!"]]</center>
| '''The Mrs. Syrup''' is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, [[Wikipedia:Mrs. Butterworth's|Mrs. Butterworth's]].
| email [[monster truck]]

|-id="Mungo's Caviar"
| [[Image:Mungo's Caviar.png|150px|With finest cigars!]]
| '''Mungo's [[Wikipedia:Caviar|Caviar]]''' is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars.
| [[lady...ing]]

|- id="Not-So-Thin Mints"
| [[Image:Not-so-thin_mints.PNG|150px|They aren't very thin at all.]]
| '''Not-So-Thin Mints''' are apparently a type of [[Wikipedia:Girl Scout cookie|Girl Scout cookie]] sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these.
| email [[rough copy]]

|-id="Oatmeal"
| [[Image:Oatmeal.png|150px|"That way, I would always...have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff..."]]
| Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with '''[[oatmeal]]''' and pour on things.
| email [[new hands]]

|-id="Pasta Salad"
| [[Image:Pasta.png|150px|"IT TASTES SO GOOD!"]]
| '''[[Pasta salad]]''' was put into Strong Mad's underwear drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04".
| email [[old comics]] (Easter egg)

|-id="Paunch Berry Iced Cream"
| [[Image:Paunch Berry Ice Cream.png|150px|"Hey there, Bubs in the store. Paunchberry's was a new ice cream!"]]
| '''[[Paunch]] Berry Icéd Cream''' is a "new" brand of ice cream. The individual buckets were made into a tower, and even has its own dance.
| [[Where U Goin' 2?]]

|-id="Pea Soup"
| [[Image:Pea Soup.png|150px|"This guy smells like pea soup."]]
| At [[TrogdorCon '97]], The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with '''Pea Soup''' and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town).
| [[TrogdorCon '97]]

|-id="Pop Tarts"
| [[Image:Poptart.PNG|150px|A Pop Tart with a bite taken out of it]]
| Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating '''[[Wikipedia:Pop Tarts|Pop Tarts]]'''. The [[Balding Man]] wanted to buy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad.
| email [[privileges]], [[Senor Mortgage]], email [[hremail3184]]

|-id="Prize-O's"
| [[Image:Prize-O's.PNG|150px|"I eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the Box Top."]]
| In [[Pistols for Pandas]], [[Crack Stuntman]] uses the money donated to PFP to buy '''Prize-O's'''. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school.
| [[Pistols for Pandas]]

|-id="Rogan Josh Pot Pie"
| [[Image:Rogan Josh Pot Pie.png|150px|"Meet Strong Sad."]]
| '''Rogan Josh Pot Pie''' is pot pie that Strong Sad was eating in narrator. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food."
| email [[narrator]]

|-id="Salisbury Sundae"
| <center>[[Image:Salisbury Sundae.png|100px|Salisbury Sundae]]</center>
| '''Salisbury Sundae''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]]. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top.
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Sauce"
| [[Image:Sauce.png|150px|Sauce]]
| A bottle labeled '''Sauce''' is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce.
| email [[your friends]], email [[new hands]], email [[fingers]]

|-id="Sog dog"
| [[Image:SogDog.png|150px|"Mmmm... Drink in that Bun!"]]
| '''Sog Dogs''' are hot dogs that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!"
| email [[environment]]

|-id="Sour apple blow-pops"
| <center> [[Image:Sour Apple Blow Pop.png|75px|"Yeah, there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their...techno-chocolate land."]]</center>
| Two '''sour apple blow-pops''' were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro.
| email [[monument]]

|-id="Soy sauce"
| [[Image:SoySauce.png|150px|"...to the MOOOOOOON!"]]
| Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of '''[[Wikipedia:Soy sauce|soy sauce]]''' (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to [[the moon]], and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be [[wikipedia:Kikkoman|Kikkoman]] brand.
| email [[personal favorites]]

|-id="Spiced Bun"
| [[Image:Spiced Bun.png|150px|"Favorite foods, spiced buns, and all that, and all that."]]
| '''Spiced Bun''' is a food that [[1-Up]] suggested to for [[Stinkoman]] to be thankful for.
| [[Twenty THANXty Six]]

|- id="Spring Roll"
| [[Image:Spring Roll.png|150px|"MSG'd!"]]
| The [[Teen Girl Squad]] went to get Pan-Asian cuisine and ordered 3 '''spring rolls''', which were thrown at them by the [[Arrow'd Guy]].
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|-id="Staple Sauce"
| [[Image:staplesauce.png|150px|"...a heaping bowl of Staple Sauce..."]]
| '''Staple Sauce''' is a sauce eaten by [[What's Her Face]], in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be made up of paste and staples.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]

|-id="Strawberry Frosted Donuts"
| [[Image:Donut.png|150px|A Strawberry Frosted Donut]]
| '''Strawberry Frosted Donuts''' is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in [[Homestarloween Party]].
| [[Homestarloween Party]]

|-id="Stuffed Grape Leaf"
| [[Image:Stuffed grape leaves.png|150px|"Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!"]]
| '''Stuffed grape leaves''' are hors d'œuvres that The Cheat-bot served to Strong Bad as an example of a robot serving hors d'œuvres.
| email [[technology]]

|-id="Suge Brown"
| [[Image:sugebrown.png|150px|Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!]]
| '''Suge Brown''' is a brand of brown sugar for which [[Strong Sad]] apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound.
| [[best thing]], [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]

|-id="Swedish Fish"
| [[Image:Swedish Fish.png|150px|"Oh, the Swordish Forsh!"]]
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish Fish''' as well as Swedish meatballs.
| email [[little questions]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|-id="Swedish meatballs"
| [[Image:Swedish Meatballs.png|150px|"The Swedish Flag Does A Dance"]]
| Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some '''Swedish meatballs''' as well as Swedish fish.
| email [[little questions]]

|-id="Sweet Brand Meats"
| [[Image:Sweet Brand Meats.png|150px|Sweet Brand Meats]]
| '''Sweet Brand Meats''' is a candy mentioned in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to [[Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights]] instead.
| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]

|- id="Teddy Grahams"
| [[Image:TeddyGraham.PNG|150px|Ptooie!]]
|One of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] favorite pastimes is "spittin' '''[[Teddy Grahams]]'''", causing them to stick to various surfaces.
| [[couch patch]], [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]]

|- id="Temporarios"
| [[Image:Temporarios fixed.png|150px|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!"]]
| '''Temporarios''' are a [[breakfast cereal]] endorsed by Strong Badathlon athlete [[Strong Bad]] that satirizes cereals endorsed by olympic athletes who rely on product endorsements for income due to [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games#Amateurism and professionalism|Olympic amateurism regulations]]. To support this, the cereal's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] is "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" The Temporarios box features the "2007 StrongBadathlon" logo and the text "side words" on its side panel. The cereal itself appears to be similar to [[Wikipedia:Froot Loops|Froot Loops]], although its name suggests a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]].
| [[strong badathlon]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]

|- id="TendaRONi"
| [[Image:TendaRONi.png|150px|"Except that sounds pretty creepy and I'd probably go to jail."]]
| '''TendaRONi''' is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a [[macaroni]] picture.
| email [[portrait]]

|-id="Tomatocycle"
| [[Image:Tomatocycle.png|150px|"I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOTORCYCLES!"]]
| In Where U Goin' 2?, Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "'''Tomatocycle'''", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this.
| [[Where U Goin' 2?]], [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]

|- id="Turduckens"
| [[Image:Bobbin' for Turduckens.png|150px|Bobbin' for Turduckens!]]
| In [[Halloween Fairstival]], the King of Town hosted a "bobbin' for '''[[Wikipedia:Turducken|turduckens]]'''" contest. Strong Bad tried to take The Cheat there so he could lose his hiccups.
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="Twinkies"
| [[Image:Twinkie.png|150px|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]
| '''[[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]''' are a food only seen in Where the Crap Are We?. Homestar pulls the food out of nowhere, suggesting to Strong Bad that they are in heaven.
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="Yogurt"
| <center>[[Image:Yogurt.png|100px|"Let's get yogurt!"]]</center>
| In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]], the girls go to get '''yogurt''' at [[TCYBCBY]]. It appears that it is optional to put sprinkles on the yogurt as well.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]]

|- id="You're Not Potatoes"
| <center>[[Image:tgs you're not potatoes.png|100px|"Teehee." "We're cool"]]</center>
| A weight labelled "NO pounds" and a bag of '''YOU'RE NOT Potatoes''' were dropped on [[What's Her Face]] and [[The Ugly One]], respectively, for claiming that they were cool.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|}
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==Unnamed foods==
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! width="150"|Image !! Description !! width="135"|Appearances

|- id="Mayo Hamburger"
| [[Image:Burger.png|150px|"Here you go. Oh, and you're out of mayo."]]
| Homestar hands The Poopsmith a '''hamburger''' in secret identity and tells Strong Bad he's out of mayo. In the DVD commentary, Homestar refers to it as a "[[Wikipedia:McRib|McRib]]".
| email [[secret identity]]

|- id "Prescription Popsicle"
| <center>[[File:Prescrip_Pop.png|86px|"It deliciously didn't work!"]]</center>
| Homestar grabs a '''popsicle''' out of the King of Town's "hands". The King claims it's prescription.
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]
|}

==Food named after characters==

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|-id="Blue Laser Blasts!"
| [[Image:Blue laser blasts.PNG|150px|Crush the Cheat Commandos... O's!]]
| '''Blue Laser Blasts!''' is a cereal in [[Free Country, USA]] based on the [[Cheat Commandos]] TV show.
|[[specially marked]]
|-id="Bubs' Doughnuts"
| [[Image:Homemáde Donuts.png|150px|From Homemáde!]]
| '''Bubs' Doughnuts from Homemáde!''' are doughnuts shipped from a third world country named Homemáde. Bubs only did this so he could legally print "Homemade" on the package.
| [[Donut Unto Others]]
|-id="Bubs' Old Pizza"
| [[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|150px|It sure is old!]]
| '''[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]''' is another fine product that [[Bubs]] sells, presumably from his concession stand. [[Homestar Runner]] is his delivery boy, bringing [[The Cheat]]'s order to him in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] "[[privileges]]". Judging from the name, and the slogan "It's-a really old", the product is not very fresh. The grease stains on the box further add to the questionable quality.
| [[privileges]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[bike thief]]
|-id="Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special"
| [[Image:Bubs lunch special.PNG|150px|"I'ma head over to Bubs'"]]
| '''Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special''' is a thirty-cent food with two hot buffalo wing bones, a cup of ice, and a half-eaten candy bar. It appears to only be available from 11 am to 3 pm.
| email [[no loafing]]
|-id="Cheat Commandos... O's"
| [[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|150px|Not O's in the least]]
| '''Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal''' is a [[breakfast cereal]] made by [[Cheap as Free]] foodstuffs. The product was introduced by a [[Cheat Commandos...O's|commercial]] in which several members of the [[Cheat Commandos]] were saved from exhaustion in [[the desert]] by a welcome delivery of the cereal. Ironically, they are not O's, but instead are a [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n-Crunch]]-type cereal. The cereal is not part of a nutritious breakfast, but rather a delicious or "ridiculous" one. They come in two varieties: "regular", and with [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. It also comes with a gallon of ice cream. The box features several activities on the back, such as a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask, a maze and a word search.|| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[specially marked]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-id="Cheat-Toes"
| [[Image:CheatToes.png|150px|Always check your Cheaters' Almanac.]]
| '''Cheat-toes''' is a bag of orange snacks, a reference to [[wikipedia:Cheetos|Cheetos]]. || [[Kick-A-Ball]]
|-id="CHEETS"
|[[Image:cheets.PNG|150px|Who can resist these sugar-crusted The Cheats?]]
| '''CHEETS''' are a series of marshmallow The Cheats, a parody of [[Wikipedia:Peeps|PEEPS]]. CHEETS were one of the many unlicensed products that Strong Bad mentioned in the email licensed.
| [[licensed]]
|-id="Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop"
| [[Image:Strong Badge Jelly Pop.PNG|150px|Featuring a human nose]]
| The '''Strong Badge: The Movie Lollipop''' is a licensed unlicensed gummi lollipop from "Strong Badge: The Movie".
| [[licensed]]
|-id="Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
| [[Image:Strong Bad gum.PNG|150px|"It's light green!!!"]]
| '''Strong Bad's [[Double Deuce]]-blemint Gum''' is a brand of chewing gum similar to [[Wikipedia:Doublemint|Doublemint]] gum. It costs 25 cents and advertises the fact that it has a light green color. The side of the package reads "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice."
|[[2 emails]]
|-id="Strong Bad's EGGS"
| [[Image:SB eggs brand type cereal.PNG|150px|A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!]]
| Little is known about '''Strong Bad's EGGS''' "brand [[type]] [[cereal]]" other than the fact that it originated in an Easter egg at the end of Strong Bad Email [[morning routine]]. This breakfast cereal claims to be "''A nutritious part of your morning routine''" and essentially has the endorsement of [[Strong Bad]]. According to the front of the box, it has duck, goose, nut-hatch, and brown eggs. It is interesting to note that all the types of [[eggs]] featured on the box were originally found in the couch by [[Strong Sad]] during the aforementioned Strong Bad Email. In the nutrition facts listed on the box as "side words", "0 mg" is cited seven times. The ingredients list on the side of the box says "eggs, eggs, eggs, two more eggs".
| [[morning routine]]
|-id="The Cheatcakes"
| [[Image:TheCheatCakes.png|150px|With Real The Cheat Spots!]]
| '''[[The Cheatcakes]]''' are a specialty food [[The Cheat]] made for [[Strong Bad]] as a substitute for [[Grumblecakes]]. Even though The Cheat added even more steam and sugar than the Grumblecakes, Strong Bad still didn't accept the substitute for the Grumblecakes that he couldn't get. The Cheatcakes have their own "jingle" which encourages people not to eat Grumblecakes. The lyrics are as follows: "Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes, and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat."
| [[stupid stuff]], [[do over]], [[Grumblecakes (video)]]
|-id="The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!"
| [[File:Last Three Items in the Pantry Special.png|It wouldn't be the first time|150px]]
| '''The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special!''' is food made from onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal. It is priced at $f.ood.
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-id="Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders"
| [[Image:Flavor taste chewing gum.png|150px|Whisk away the worries!]]
| '''Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders''' is a brand of "chewing powders". This was introduced in an Easter egg in [[2 emails]]. It is endorsed by [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], and its slogan is "''Whisk Away The Worries!''". It is produced in Strong Bad Powdertory in [[Wikipedia:St. Louis|St. Louis]], [[Wikipedia:Missouri|Missouri]]. It appears to have a "flavor" taste to it.
|[[2 emails]]
|}
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==Unseen foods==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="1600"|Description !! width="135"|Mentions

|-id="Breakfast Burrito"
| Homestar told Strong Bad that he would sell his half-eaten '''breakfast burrito''' on an online auction. The real burrito was actually put up for auction on the internet.
| email [[english paper]]

|-id="Bubs' fundraiser candy bars"
| '''Bubs' fundraiser candy bars''' are candy bars that Strong Bad and The Cheat attempted to steal from Bubs' Concession Stand. Strong Bad described there to be crispy crackly ones and regular-ol'-chocolate ones, which Strong Bad thinks are "fool's gold". It is suggested that [[Marzipan]] helped to sell these with [[Bubs]] at one point.
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|-id="Danish"
| [[Strong Badman]] asks for a '''danish''' from Li'l Stiny. Danishes were also mentioned briefly as part of Strong Bad's rock opera.
| email [[superhero name]], email [[rock opera]]

|-id="The Dijon Chicken"
| '''The Dijon Chicken''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its [[History According to Strong Bad|claimed]] origins.
| email [[colonization]]

|-id="Dinner Mints"
| '''Dinner mints''' were mentioned in an ad in [[Under Construction]]. The ad read "After dinner mints highly recommended." Unrelatedly, in [[do over]], Strong Bad suggests having dinner and after-dinner mints with Ali and Ali Jr.
| [[Under Construction]], email [[do over]]

|-id="Fritos"
| While in a bottomless pit, to avoid dying of starvation, So and So requests a single '''[[wikipedia:Frito|Frito]]'''.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Lunchables"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Lunchables|Lunchables]]''' were briefly mentioned by So and So, begging for food.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Gumbo"
| Strong Bad apparently invited Coach Z over for '''gumbo''', which he threw up into a ripped hole in Strong Bad's couch.
| email [[couch patch]]

|-id="The Ham n' Swiss"
| '''The Ham n' Swiss''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins.
| email [[colonization]]

|-id="Hotcakes"
| Strong Bad thought that his action figure would sell like '''hotcakes''', and especially if it smelled like them.
| email [[action figure]]

|-id="Mustard-crackers"
| Strong Bad asked The Cheat to get him some '''mustard-crackers''' after he slapped the Cheat-cakes out of his hand.
| email [[stupid stuff]]

|-id="Oreo Cheesecake"
| '''Oreo Cheesecake''' is a food that [[Gunhaver]] said would be a part of the "good" side of the brain.
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]

|-id="Poached eggs"
| In Strong Bad's dreamail, he told Chester Eleganté to tell Adelaide that the '''poached eggs''' were tremendous.
| email [[dreamail]]

|-id="Pork bellies"
| In the rich newspaper in portrait, the paper explained that pork bellies would be served around 8-ish.
| email [[portrait]]

|-id="Rib-A-Q"
| So and So asks for a '''Rib-A-Q''' while falling down the Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|-id="Steak-umms"
| '''Steak-umms''' are a food that Strong Bad said that The Cheat could have had if he had made a little extra effort.
| [[New Boots]]

|-id="Sun Chips"
| '''[[wikipedia:Sun Chips|Sun Chips]]''' are a food that in [[Page Load Error]], Strong Sad warns the viewer not to eat. Strong Sad and the Deleteheads packed them special.
| [[Page Load Error]]

|-id="Sugar Daddys"
| '''[[Wikipedia:Sugar Daddy (candy)|Sugar Daddys]]''' are a candy that [[Open Source Greg]], brought back to the other Gregs when he took advantage of the "concession stand mainframe".
| [[4 Gregs]]

|-id="Veggie Delux"
| '''Veggie Delux''' is one of the three stout sub sandwiches that Strong Bad brought with him to Strong Badia, in its claimed origins.
| email [[colonization]]
|}
{{sectionstub}}

==See Also==
*[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked]]
*[[Items#Food/Drinks|Foods]]
*[[The King of Town's Food]]
*[[Decemberween Food]]
*[[Minor Drinks]]

[[Category: Food and drinks]][[Category: Lists]]

Homestar Ruiner

Rob T Firefly — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:07:29 GMT

Rob T Firefly: /* Goofs */

{{pn|8-Bit is Enough|Strong Badia the Free}}
[[Image:SBCG4AP gameplay Strong Bad's Basement.png|thumb|"Actually, I don't think it's your face you should be worried about showing."]]

[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|125px|left]][[Image:HomestarRuinerLogo.png|125px|left]]
'''Homestar Ruiner''' is the first episode of the ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]'' video game series. It has been rated T by the ESRB for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Mild Suggestive Themes. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

While [[Strong Bad]] is going about his usual routine - checking [[Strong Bad Email|emails]], etc. - [[Homestar Runner]] tells him about the [[Contests#Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race|Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race]]. Once Strong Bad hears of Homestar's intention to win this contest, he schemes to snatch victory from Homestar's [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible grasp]]. But when his scheme backfires, he finds his house invaded by [[Duplicate Characters|Homestars]] unwilling to face the world again. Strong Bad has to repair Homestar's status if he ever wants to be free of his presence.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Homsar}} (voice only, Easter egg), {{film|Marshie}} (as [[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Gel-arshie|Gel-arshie]]), The Mole People, [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad cast]], {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
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| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[Race Track|The Race Track]] 
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]] 
[[Swimming Pool|The Swimming Pool]] 
[[Marzipan's House]] 
[[Marzipan's Gazebo]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle]]
|
[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
|}

'''Date:''' Monday, August 11, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Techno.PNG|<center>Computer room</center>
Image:SnakeBoxer5TitleScreen.png|<center>''[[Snake Boxer 5]]''</center>
Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|<center>The interface of the Teen Girl Squad comic creator</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|<center>The Stick</center>
Image:Strong Bad Bleachers Homestar Ruiner.png|<center>At the track</center>
Image:Homestar Ruiner Marzipan Strong Bad mailbox.png|<center>Marzipan's front yard</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap101 float.PNG|<center>A float of victory</center>
</gallery>
== Inventory ==
* Balloons
* Banana Peel
* Candy
* Candy Coupon
* The float's papier maché head
* [[Fluffy Puff]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Jela-Ton]]
* Hedge Clippings
* Homestar's Cell Phone
* Homestar's Clothing
* Homestar's Criminal Record
* Homestar costume (combination of Homestar's Clothing and the papier maché head)
* Marzipan's Shears
* Onion
* Plunger
* The Poopsmith's Shovel
* Strong Bad's clothes (to change back from the Homestar costume)
* [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
* [[Total Load]]
* Trophy

== Ranks==
#Academic Biathlete
#Midget Thumb Wrestler
#Rhythmic Curler
#Macro Golfer
#Forbidden Ice Dancer
#PVP Archer
#Polar Bear Vaulter
#Flaming Shot Putter
#Nitro Foosball Lineman
#Chainsaw Bocce Bowler (Champion's Belt received)
#Trogdor Polo Chucker

== Easter Eggs ==
* Enter the photo booth, interact with the top of the light closest to The Cheat. After the pointer changes shape, keep holding down the interaction button and drag the shirt onto Strong Bad to wear it.
** The shirt can also be obtained by walking off the right side of the photo booth three times, causing Strong Bad to walk under the floor. When he walks directly under the door and out of view, a sound will play, and he'll be wearing the shirt when he comes back into view.
*After prank calling everybody with Homestar's cell phone, you can prank call Homsar.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*When digging for the Teen Girl Squad idea at the Track, Strong Bad says "Xie xie!" (rendered as "Hsieh hsieh!" by the game's subtitles). This is Mandarin ([[Wikipedia:Simplified Chinese character|simplified Chinese characters]]: 谢谢, [[Wikipedia:Traditional Chinese character|traditional Chinese characters]]: 謝謝) for "Thank you!"
*A [[Wikipedia:Sadie Hawkins dance|Sadie Hawkins dance]] (mentioned by Strong Bad after he trims the hedge in The Field) is a dance where females invite male dates, rather than the other way around.
*When listening to ''The Best of Brit-Pout, the Nineties Years'', Homestar says "I just can't stop gazing at my shoes". [[Wikipedia:Shoegazing|Shoegazing]] was a genre of music in the UK during the '80s and '90s.

=== Trivia ===
*The Wii Title ID is WBXx, where x is the region code (E for United States, P for Europe).
*One of the entries in the "Special Thanks" in the game's end credits is for this wiki itself.
*This is the only SBCG4AP episode to not receive an E10+ rating.

=== Remarks ===
*This is one of the few times a character mentions [[Free Country, USA]]. The last time this occurred was when Strong Bad said it in [[flashback]].
*An attempt to use the microwave in-game will result in a note that the door is stuck shut. However, at a certain point in the game, Homestar will open it without any problem--even while Strong Bad is in the middle of saying it's stuck shut.
*Throughout the game, [[The Paper]] accompanies as part of the in-game menu rather than [[New Paper]].
*A different font is used for the [[Lappy 486]] rather than its regular [[Fonts|font]], Glitch0.
* After Homestar leaves Strong Bad's kitchen, he leaves his chef hat on top of the microwave. And when Strong Bad takes it as a costume item, he describes it as "awesome". Although in [[narrator]], where the hat first appeared, both Strong Bad and Marzipan say it's dorky.
*If the player resets the race tape before stealing the record, the King of Town makes no move to capture "Homestar" even though there still is a nudity charge against him.

=== Goofs ===
*At the non-garden party, the rollover for Marzipan and Homestar is spelled "MARZIPAN & HOMSETAR". This goof is only present in the Wii version.
*In Strong Bad's photo booth there is a clickable area above the camera. Clicking here turns the cursor into the Max shirt from the Telltale store (also occasionally chosen at random as Young Sam's costume in Sam and Max Episode 202: Moai Better Blues and Episode 204: Chariots of the Dogs). However, when put on Strong Bad, the shirt is yellow and has a picture of Nutter the squirrel from Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures on it.
*The subtitles are incorrect in several places:
**When kicking the Cheat into the dryer, one of the subtitles misspells "Pixelated" (in "Holy Pixelated Trogdor!") as "Pix'''i'''lated". While "pixilated" is a real word meaning "mentally unbalanced", it seems more likely that he was referring to Trogdor's low-resolution graphics in the arcade game and [[Peasant's Quest]].
**Homestar Runner sings "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo" but the subtitles say "Do do-do do dooo dooo, do do-do do dooo dooo".
**While Strong Bad says "some French guy said I should beat you up", the subtitles quote him as saying "some French guy said '''that''' I should beat you up".
**While most abbreviations have an apostrophe, no apostrophe is transcribed when Homestar says "puddin sack".
** After Strong Bad beats Coach Z's time in the Race to the End of the Race, he says that, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll ever do," but is subtitled as, "Pom Pom's time is better than you'll '''ever ever''' do."
**In several responses from the Drive-Thru Whale, the "O" in "Blubb-O's" is lowercase.
**When the Drive-Thru Whale says "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" the word "in" is transcribed rather than "is".
**During Marzipan's answering machine message, the word "polluted" is misspelled as "poluted" in the subtitles.
**When Strong Bad finds the last page of the Snake Boxer V manual, the subtitles refer to the "SECRET F'''RO'''BIDDEN LEVEL".
**In one of the possible insults Strong Bad can say to Bubs, the word "arm" is misspelled as "armed."
**In viewing the sign on Bubs' Concession Stand, Strong Bad begins a sentence with "If I ever had any money" but the subtitles start it with "'''And''' if I ever had any money".
**During one comment about the banner on Marzipan's gazebo, Strong Bad says "in which case" but the word "which" was left out in the subtitles.
**As Strong Bad comments that Snake Boxer 5 is "so much better than the unfortunate Snake Boxer 4: Lady Snake Parade" there is an unnecessary comma after the word "unfortunate".
**One of Bubs' lines advertising his stand has the subtitles read "Everybody wanna '''to''' buy something" for "Everybody wanna buy something".
**After Pom Pom cleans out his locker, Strong Bad will comment that Coach Z was serious when he told Pom Pom to clean out his locker, only the subtitles read "clear out his locker".
*Marzipan's mouth occasionally faces the wrong side of her head (away from Strong Bad and the direction she is facing) during conversations.
*If Marzipan's hedge is trimmed while she's inside after seeing the Homestar float ruined, she will speak to Strong Bad about the hedge but won't be there.
*If you click the calendar in Extended Play, Strong Bad says that it's "the day [he gets that] stupid party out of [his] house" when the party isn't even there.
*It's possible for Strong Bad to dig up what he refers to as "another" missing Teen Girl Squad notecard, even if he hasn't found any before that one.

=== Glitches ===
[[Image:HomestarRuinerBlueWallBug.jpg|thumb|Tech Shirt Glitch.]]
*If the subtitles are turned off, they will be erroneously enabled when Strong Bad checks his email. They will remain enabled afterwards until Strong Bad leaves his house, although the ''Settings'' screen will show them as '''Off'''. Toggling them on and off again under the ''Settings'' will rectify the problem.
*Sometimes the pixels on [[naked Homestar]] will be transparent. When this happens you will notice that all the pixels were covering was his shirt.
*While wearing the tech shirt in extended play near Strong Bad's house (and a few other locations) geometry issues will occur, resulting in what looks like a blue wall shooting out from the shirt.
*If the Luxa Lounger is extended (when it is unextended) and the radio set to the Latin music in Extended Play, the conga line will re-form even though it won't move.
**When the Luxa Lounger is set back the conga line will disappear, but Homestar, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs and the King of Town will appear where they were when the party was still going on. These characters cannot be selected, and Strong Bad can walk right through them.
*As Strong Bad wears the Homestar head, it is sometimes invisible, so you see Strong Bad grab nothing.
*During the Teen Girl Squad comic, if you kill off the other three girls before the game scene (Give So and So the book, What's Her Face the car keys, and either Cheerleader or The Ugly One the cockroach.) and the last girl the hairspray, in the game scene Basketballa will kill her with FUNDAMENTALS! and the It's Over! screen will play. However, when Strong Bad tells you your score, instead of staying on the It's Over! screen, it will revert back to the scene of Basketballa being shocked that he killed a girl.
*Character's eyes, including Strong Bad's, may occasionally disappear. When this occurs the eyes will remain gone until the player leaves the area.
*If you try sneaking into the Hall of Records in extended play, the Poopsmith will remain frozen after shoveling the first pile of whatsit until he spots you.
==== Wii Version ====
*If widescreen mode is turned on, talking to Coach Z in extended play results in the game freezing, requiring a hard reset. In addition, many of the cut scenes that play throughout the game will sometimes freeze, also requiring a hard reset.
*After Strong Bad plays [[Snake Boxer 5]], the background changes from the TV to the Computer Room before resuming Strong Bad's Standing-up animation.
*If the game is saved while in the photo booth while wearing a shirt and then immediately turned off, then when you start only the collar of the shirt will be visible.
*If you repeatedly press B during the ending cutscene/credits, you will teleport to the Computer Room. You can move the pointer during this period, but you cannot do anything and must reset.
*While the people are throwing a party at Strong Bad's house, you can go through The King of Town's body while he's eating [[pizza]]. If you try to take a picture of Strong Bad through the King of Town's body, the game will freeze, forcing you to do a hard reset.
*When the King of Town is presenting the trophy to Strong Bad after winning the race, the game will freeze, forcing the player to do a hard reset. This only occurs in widescreen.
*If you delete all the emails and then undelete them, the first email (the one Strong Bad is answering in the game) will not be shown in the inbox and the trash will still indicate that there is an email in there even when it is empty. This is solved by restarting the game.
*When Strong Bad is in The King of Town's Castle and walks up to The Poopsmith, Strong Bad's face goes through The Poopsmith when being captured.

==== PC Version ====
*Occasionally Homestar, Marzipan, Bubs, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Strong Sad or Strong Bad's eyes are not visible upon entering an area. The same may also occur with Strong Mad and Marzipan's mouth.
*Sometimes, when you start up the game, part of it it will go offscreen and reappear on the screens other side (e.g. the menu's top part being on the bottom of the screen and the bottom of the menu on the top screen portion.)

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar previously called his butt a "[[Glossary#T|twees]]" in [[lady fan]]. Also, Strong Bad mentions himself being a pain in the twees while looking at the "Nuisance Trophy".
*Strong Bad's pronunciation of "party" matches his pronunciation in [[nightlife]].
*Homestar mentions [[cake]] jugglers.
*Marzipan has previously written a [[Oh yeah yeah|song]] stating that she [[marzipan|really doesn't like Strong Bad at all]].
*Strong Bad mentions a [[French]] guy.
*This is another appearance of a [[cardboard box]].
*Strong Bad's song about you not being able to handle his [[style]] is a reference to [[modeling]].
*"Thoughts on a [[Bird]]" from [[Audition with Marzipan]] and [[The Luau]] plays at Marzipan's house.
*An ad for the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] plays on the TV in the basement.
*The music of "The Cheat's assorted Latin Rhythms" was first heard in [[pet show]].
*When hiding behind the King of Town's statue in the hall of records, Strong Bad lists the features of "Stealth Strong Bad", an imaginary action figure made by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Toys]].
*References to Strong Bad's [[style]] are made throughout the game.
*The music on the email menu is a remix of the music from the game show scenes in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad can wear [[Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner's "Pants"]].
**Additionally, Strong Bad can change his own pants.
*This introductory sequence features an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
**The video game title he mumbles is [[RhinoFeeder]].
*The music that plays in [[The Field]] comes from "A Grade A Gray Day" in [[fan club]].
*A poster for [[the Municipality]] can be found on the back of the lockers. The Municipality logo also appears on the Lappy screen just before the end credits.
*Strong Bad carves one of the hedges into the shape of [[Trogdor]].
**Occasionally in Snake Boxer 5's forbidden mode, when using the fire breath attack, Strong Bad will shout "Burninate!"
*This is another appearance of [[showering]].
*The main music heard at the House of the Brothers Strong is taken from the bar scene in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*When the King of Town gives Strong Bad the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, the music from [[Population Tire]] can be heard briefly.
*When you first enter the [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|living room]] the same music from [[do over]], [[Date Nite]], the Easter egg from [[Play Date]], and [[love poems]] plays.
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the opening of the email [[candy product]].
*The [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] can be seen on top of the messy pile over Strong bad's bed.
*While showering, Homestar sings the "Independent Girl" song from [[One Two, One Two]].
*When Strong Bad jumps into The King of Town's vent he says [[Catch Phrases#Dangeresque|"Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"]]
*At the party, when Coach Z falls out the window, he exclaims "[[Fall Float Parade|I regret everything!]]"
*The loading screen's fading purple background is taken from the ending of [[retirement]].
*After putting on the Championship belt, Strong Bad will mention the Sizzle Weight belt and the Jack-Em Up Kid, which is a reference to the email [[yes, wrestling]].
*The voice of the newscaster heard on the TV is the same voice as the [[Cold Ones]] spokesperson in [[business trip]] and [[buried]], the [[Blubb-O's]] spokesperson in [[nightlife]] and [[Blubb-O's Commercial]], and Marzipan's [[Questionable Services|questionable]] surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]].
*The hedge that Strong Bad clips in Marzipan's yard closely resembles Homestar in [[fan club]].
*The flashback theme for [[The DNA Evidence]] plays while Strong Bad is outside the King of Town's castle.
*When Strong Bad first dons his Homestar disguise, his impersonation includes naming the sections of the [[Main Pages]].
*When Homestar is practicing in the locker room, he sometimes says "Look at me. Don't look at me. Look at me now." This is structured the same as a line from the commercial in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The theme music from [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] plays when inside [[The King of Town's Castle]].
*The football music from [[Toikey TV]] plays at the Track.
*The music for [[action figure]] is played during the [[Contests|Race to the End of the Race]].
*When What's-Her-Face receives the car keys, her car "[[StrongBadZone|a-splodes]]".
*When What's-Her-Face's car "a-splodes", there is an appearance by two gangsters, one of whom bears a striking resemblance to Harvax XVII, the boss of [[Stinkoman_20X6_Walkthrough_Level_9|Level 9]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*Homestar used [[Total Load]] to make a smoothie in [[alternate universe]].
*Stratergery is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of strategy and surgery.
*During Homestar's stay at the House of the Brothers Strong, he would occasionally ask himself whether despair has one "[[g]]" or two.
*During Strong Bad's conversation with Strong Sad, they refer to their [[parents]].
*The music that plays when Homestar found in Strong Bad's house was first heard in [[pizzaz]].
* On the curdled milk carton's side, you can see [[Senor Cardgage]]'s missing person information from [[kind of cool]].
*In one of Homestar's responses, he says he is "fresh as a [[Biscuits|biscuit]]".

=== Real-World References ===
*In the Wii version's banner animation, Strong Bad loads the file "CG4AP101.wad". [http://www.wiibrew.org/wiki/WAD_files WAD files] are the package format that stores program data and other files that WiiWare and Virtual Console games (as well as other Wii channels) use.
*When Homestar is on the phone with Marzipan, the way he says, "Yes? Yes. Yes. Yes? Noo! Yes. Yes?" is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Abe Lincoln Must Die!|episode 4]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Sam & Max Season One|Sam & Max Season One]]'', where Sam answers a phone with the Commissioner and says that in the same way.
**Additionally, the music which plays when Strong Bad acquires bonus items and trophies is ''Item Get'' from [[Wikipedia:Reality 2.0|episode 5]] of the same season.
*When investigating the stands near the track Strong Bad mentions the stands being emptier than a Stryper concert. [[Wikipedia:Stryper|Stryper]] was a Christian metal band from the '80s.
*When Strong Bad attempts to pick up the hurdle after the first run of the Race to the End of the Race, he claims that it must be made of some very heavy metal, and lists several materials he thinks it could be made of, including "black sabbath". [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]] was a heavy metal band which had great influence on the genre.
*After trimming the hedge near Bub's Concession Stand, having Strong Bad look at it leads him to call it "the [[Gibson Flying V|flying V]]". This is an actual guitar made by [[Wikipedia:Gibson Guitar Corporation|Gibson Guitar Corp.]] The hedge's shape is also accurate to the Gibson Flying V.
*Throughout most of the game, Strong Bad's fridge contains only a single jar of mayonnaise. In [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis|''Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis'']], another point-and-click adventure game, Indiana Jones had only a single jar of mayonnaise in his fridge.
*Bubs will tell Strong Bad to "stay gold" after ending conversation. This is a reference to the book [[Wikipedia:The Outsiders|The Outsiders]] when the main character, Ponyboy, is told to "stay gold" from his friend.
*Strong Bad's [[DELETED|Deleted]] line, "Survey Says...DELETED!", is a reference to the popular game show [[Wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]].
*If Coach Z discovers the Total Load in Pom Pom's locker before Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing career back together, he'll cry out "What in [[Wikipedia:Cypress Hill|Cypress Hill?]]". This may also refer to his fondness for hip-hop music.
*If Coach Z discovers Total Load in Pom Pom's gym bag after Strong Bad puts Homestar's racing reputation back together, he'll exclaim "Great Strong Sad's ghost!" This references the famous exclaiming line of "Great Caesar's ghost!" from the old television series, ''[[Wikipedia:Adventures of Superman (TV series)|Adventures of Superman]]''.
*After giving Marzipan the chocolates, Strong Bad says he gave her some "[[Wikipedia:Funky Cold Medina|Funky Cold Ma-Chocolates]]".
*When he collects all four trophies, Strong Bad speaks in a manner similar to the Count from [[Sesame Street]].
*Strong Bad saying "Check, Check one. Syllabus" into the microphone at the track is a reference to the line "Check, Check one. Sibilance" spoken by Barry (Tom Hanks) while conducting a microphone check for the band Aerosmith, before their performance in a ''Wayne's World'' sketch in a 1990 episode of ''Saturday Night Live''.
*The "Jane Austentaceous Chamber Music Jam" CD (the third one in the See Dee Spinner) is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]], who wrote books set in nineteenth century England, when chamber music was common.
**Strong Mad's line just after turning on the CD for the first time is a reference to Austen's most famous book, [[Wikipedia:Pride and Prejudice|Pride and Prejudice]]. Mr. Darcy is a main character in the story.
*At the party, when complimenting Coach Z, Strong Bad speaks some Swedish, ending with "Bork, Bork, Bork", one of the many Mock-Swedish words said by [[The Muppets]]' {{p|l=http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Swedish_Chef Swedish Chef}}.
*When Strong Bad hides behind the bonsai bush in the King of Town's Castle, he says [[Wikipedia:It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown|"It's Arbor Day, Strongly Brown"]].
*When kicking The Cheat into the dryer, The Cheatspeak is [[Homestar_Ruiner_Responses_(House_of_Strong)#The_Cheat|subtitled as ''Wii?'']].
*One of Strong Bad's metal detector finding comments contains the phrase, "I hope it's a-bubblin' crude." This is a reference to the theme song from the television show "[[Wikipedia: Beverly Hillbillies|The Beverly Hillbillies]]", where Jed Clampett strikes it rich by finding "a-bubblin' crude" oil.
*When Strong Bad walks near Homestar Runner at the field, one of the things he is chanting is "I must, I must, I must improve my bust," a reference to the young adult novel ''[[Wikipedia:Are You There_God? It's Me, Margaret|Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret]]'' by [[Wikipedia:Judy Blume|Judy Blume]].
*When Strong Sad comments on his asthma after Strong Bad looks at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Bad replies with "Sucks to your asmar!", which is a quote from the book ''[[Wikipedia:Lord of the Flies|Lord of the Flies]]''.
*When seen and questioned about using hedge shears on the Homestar float by Marzipan, Strong Bad responds, "I'm giving him [[Wikipedia:Shave and a Haircut|a shave? and a haircut? two bits?]]".
*Strong Bad exclaiming "Shape of a moron!" whenever he puts on his Homestar costume, and "Luxa Lounger powers, activate!" whenever he reclines the Luxa Lounger, is a parody of the exclamations the [[Wikipedia:Wonder Twins|Wonder Twins]] make whenever they transform.
*While Homestar is in the locker room he will occasionally say [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|"No whammies... no whammies... no whammies..."]].
*While preparing for the race on the field, Homestar might start humming the theme music of ''[[Wikipedia:Chariots of Fire|Chariots of Fire]]''.
*Just before finding Homestar on his couch, Strong Bad mentions that he "didn't even have to use my [[Wikipedia:AK-47|AK]]", a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:It Was a Good Day|It Was A Good Day]].
*Strong Bad's acceptance speech is lifted almost verbatim from [[Wikipedia:Lou Gehrig|Lou Gehrig's farewell address]] at Yankee Stadium in 1939. The address was immortalized in the movie ''Pride of the Yankees'': "Today... I consider myself... the luckiest man... on the face of the earth."
*When Strong Bad gets the plunger in The K.O.T's Castle, he says "By the Power of.. Brownskull!" This refers to [[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]] when the young warrior calls out "By the power of Grayskull!"
*The prize for the Race to the End of the Race is the Silver Trophy of Ultimate Destiny, a reference to the song [[Wikipedia:The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] by [[Wikipedia:Lemon Demon|Lemon Demon]] that became a highly popular Flash cartoon.
*One of Coach Z's exclamations mentions Olympian [[Wikipedia:Bruce Jenner|Bruce Jenner]], who was a renowned track-and-field star.
*When caught by The Poopsmith every other time, Strong Bad will say, "Oh crunchberries." Crunch Berries is a variation of the cereal [[Wikipedia:Cap'n Crunch|Cap'n Crunch]].
*If the King of Town eats the box of Chocolate-Covered Organic Packing Peanuts and walks away before Marzipan answers the door, Strong Bad would curse this by saying, "Rassin frassin King of Town grumble mumble..." This references the snickering dog [[Wikipedia:Muttley|Muttley]], who would grumble about the abusiveness of his boss, [[Wikipedia:Dick Dastardly|Dick Dastardly]].
*If Coach Z finds Total Load in Strong Mad's Locker, he will jump from nowhere and yell "Oh Yeah" much like the Kool-Aid Man, who would exclaim "Oh Yeah" after jumping through a wall or similar object.
*Homestar's line, "I feel like I could take on the world", is also spoken by the Purple Tentacle in [[Wikipedia:Day of the Tentacle|Day of the Tentacle]].
*After throwing the candy down a hole and checking it, Strong Bad may make reference to [[Wikipedia:C.H.U.D.|CHUDs]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*[[The Municipality]]'s prominence in the second SBCG4AP episode, [[Strong Badia the Free]] is foreshadowed when their poster appears in the locker room and when their logo appears on the [[Lappy 486]]'s monitor at the end.
**The next episode's events are further foreshadowed in extended play, when The King of Town threatens to tax Strong Bad.
*The [[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style|intro song]] mentions that Strong Bad's style shines like "An imploding star... a burning car". A puzzle in [[Baddest of the Bands]] features both an imploding star and a burning car, as noted by Strong Bad.
**Additionally, the same line in the song is used as a hint in the game, albeit with the two subjects swapped over.
*In Baddest of the Bands Strong Bad asks Coach Z where are the trophies he won in the episode, which Coach Z has sold for two bucks. Strong Bad also comment about the showers smelling "Homestar onion soup" a reference of a puzzle in the episode. Strong Bad also mentions the hedge shears in this episode.
*Strong Bad "winning" the Jela-Ton would be followed up with the receipt of ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder'' in [[8-Bit is Enough]].
*Episode 5's conclusion has Strong Bad mumbling about ''RhinoFeeder'' in his sleep, just like in this game's introduction.

== External Links ==
*[[SBCG4AP:homestarruiner|Official episode webpage]]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay1|Watch the gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
**[http://telltale.vo.llnwd.net/o15/videos/sbcg4ap/homestar101/homestar101gameplay.flv FLV video file for "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[Telltale:videos/homestarruinergameplay2|Watch the second gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[YouTube:wCGdWBRgMIQ|YouTube mirror of the older version of the first gameplay video for "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-337|Read May 14, 2008 press release about "Homestar Ruiner"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/homestarruiner/walkthrough Read a bare-bones walkthrough of "Homestar Ruiner"]
*[[forum:14052|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner" trailer]]
*[[forum:14627|forum thread re: "Homestar Ruiner"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep1homestarruiner Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.strategyinformer.com/pc/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html Strategy Informer review]
*[http://www.mixnmojo.com/features/read.php?article=sb11 Mix 'n Mojo review]
*[http://adventuregamers.com/article/id,904/ Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/08/review-strong-b.html Wired review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/08/11/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner/2695 GameCyte review]
*[http://vooks.net/modules.php?module=reviews&id=251 Vooks review]
*[http://www.gamezine.co.uk/reviews/game-types/adventure-games/strong-bad’s-cool-game-attractive-people-–-episode-1-homestar-ruiner-review-pc--$1235827.htm Gamezine.co.uk review]
*[http://www.nintendowiifanboy.com/2008/08/11/wii-fanboy-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Wii Fanboy review]
*[http://www.nintendojo.com/interviews/view_item.php?1218470528 Nintendojo review and interview with Mark Darin]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=multimodule&tag=multimodule;picks;img;1 GameSpot review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/strongbad/ Video Game Generation review]
*[http://pc.ign.com/articles/898/898028p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1284 Gamersmark review]
*[http://www.vgblogger.com/?p=3602 VGBlogger review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/08/strong_bad_episode_1_homestar_ruiner Wii Ware World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/102553/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.hardcoregamer.com/index.php?option=com_magazine&id_rubrique=1&type=article&id_article=184 Hardcore Gamer review]
*[http://www.n-europe.com/review.php?rid=396 N-Europe review]
*[http://www.zentendo.com/reviews.php?articleId=406&page=1 Zentendo review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode1homestarruinerreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=11781 Jolt Online Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_1_homestar_r1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/61-20587/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://kotaku.com/5035418/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-homestar-ruiner-review Kotaku review]
*[http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2008/08/11/4cr-review-strong-bad-episode-1-homestar-ruiner/ 4 Color Rebellion review]
*[http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2008/08/11/review-strongbads-cool-game/ The BBPS review]
*[http://www.mywii.com.au/FeaturedReview.aspx?id=798 MyWii.com.au review]
*[http://www.games32.com/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-(PC)-Reviews/p2000_articleid/750 Games32 review]
*[http://www.frictionlessinsight.com/archives/2008/08/strong-bads-coo-1.html Frictionless Insight review]
*[http://www.aeropause.com/2008/08/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-review-pc/ Aeropause review]
*[http://modern-gamer.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=320&Itemid=1 Modern Gamer review]
*[http://www.gamersdailynews.com/article-320-Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-For-Attractive-People-Review.html Gamers Daily News review]
*[http://www.teletext.co.uk/gamecentral/features-reviews/75cc4891433da80e4e235bc7dea1104d/Strong+Bad+Episode+1+(Wii).aspx Teletext GameCentral review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/398/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Summer Short Shorts

Rob T Firefly — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 03:36:41 GMT

Rob T Firefly: /* Goofs */

{{toonnavfulllink|Shorts|HR:shortshorts.html|Sbemail 150?!?|No Hands On Deck!}}

[[Image:Short Shorts.png|thumb|Those shorts are indeed short.]]
Homestar and pals star in a series of short shorts.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Homestar Runner|Caveman Homestar Runner]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Cavewoman Marzipan|Cavewoman Marzipan]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Pterodactyl Coach Z|Pterodactyl Coach Z]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Strong Bad|Caveman Strong Bad]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#The Cheatsaurus|The Cheatsaurus]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Very, Very Little Girl]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Prehistoric Land]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Laser Show, [[The Bar]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, July 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 2:52

'''Page Title:''' Dare to Bare!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==
''{The toon opens with the title "Summer Short Shorts" on a photo of blue shorts. The title slowly comes towards the camera. Music plays. Cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand. The camera pans across the table, which is littered with french fries and ketchup.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, The Cheat! You can do one more! Just one more!

''{The camera zooms out, showing The Cheat sitting opposite Strong Bad at the table, with Strong Mad behind Strong Bad. The Cheat's mouth is crammed full of fries, he has purple bags under his eyes, and he's whimpering}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pops up near The Cheat, wearing a brown hat with a press pass}'' ''{speaking quickly}'' Oh, have you heard the latest news? ''{sits back down}'' I heard the latest news, it was that you could do one more! One more!

''{The Cheat whimpers and spits three fries onto the table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, tell your girlfriend to do one more.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!

''{Homestar Runner runs up, dressed as a waiter, with a brown cap that says 'egg.' on it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaaaand can I get you gentlemen anything else?

''{Homestar holds up a red clown shoe, and a large daisy rises from inside it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boodiiiing!

''{cut back to the title screen}''

''{cut to a Powered by The Cheat landscape, showing a volcano and the caption "The Millionzoic Era". Cut to a scene showing a prehistoric Marzipan and Homestar, with a tar pit next to them}''

'''PBTC CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' ''{spits green bubbles while he talks}'' Ooga, ooga. My breath, it stinks.

'''PBTC CAVEWOMAN MARZIPAN:''' ''{turns to the left, away from Homestar}'' Uh-huh!

'''PBTC CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Real, real bad!

''{A pterodactyl with Coach Z's hat flies in from the right}''

'''PBTC COACH Z DACTYL:''' I look at the fly! ''{flies off to the left}''

''{A caveman Strong Bad enters from the mountains. As he jumps to them, a voice that says "bonga-donga-bonga-dong" is heard. He lands in the tar pit, which splashes Homestar and turns into a skull, which sticks to Homestar. As Strong Bad sinks to the bottom of the tar pit, his feet can be seen poking out from underneath.}''

'''PBTC CAVEMAN STRONG BAD:''' Ooga. Me want set the face on fires.

'''PBTC CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' What's fire?

'''PBTC CAVEWOMAN MARZIPAN:''' It sounds fun! Oo-ga! ''{jumps}''

''{A large The Cheat-like dinosaur runs by from the right. It then clamps its mouth around the volcano and begins "drinking" from it, accompanied by glugging noises. The Cheatsaurus then turns and breathes fire over the group, scorching them. Marzipan turns into a drumstick with its tongue sticking out, Homestar turns into a smiling steak with a gold tooth, and Strong Bad merely blackens}''

'''PBTC CAVEMAN MARZIPAN AND HOMESTAR:''' Aaaah!

'''PBTC CAVEMAN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, me too! ''{turns into a dish with a lobster tail on it}'' I am not exempt!

'''PBTC COACH Z DACTYL:''' ''{pokes head in}'' Hey, did you see that? The Cheatsaurus can do it again!

''{cut back to the title screen}''

''{Open with a few shots of leaves, then focus in on Pom Pom's head. He opens his eyes, then leaps out of a bush and jumps upwards. He does a brief pose before falling back down again. He lands on a tree branch, then begins to leap forward from branch to branch. He lands on the ground, and pops a bo staff out of himself. He twirls the staff as pictures of bamboo and a wave appear behind him. He jumps up. Cut to a long shot of him arcing over Strong Badia and Bubs' Concession Stand. He lands lightly next to Coach Z. He pops a deodorant stick out of himself, and tosses it to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for the smell-cakes, Pom Pom! But next time could you dispense with all the flyin' whozits?!

''{Pom Pom pulls out a small smoke bomb and throws it on the ground in front of him. When the smoke clears, Pom Pom has vanished}''

''{cut back to the title screen}''
<div id="Brain_Sister">
''{Cut to a black screen, while red and green lasers arc from the top and bottom of the screen. Guitar music begins, while the Limozeen logo appears in bright yellow. The logo splits, and an image of Larry appears. It changes color, as a pair of feminine legs in fishnet walk by. Three images of Larry playing guitar appear, which meld into one of him leaping into a power chord. The words "BRAIN SISTER" rise from the bottom as Larry jumps offscreen. A calculator displaying 3.14 appears, and an outline of Texas draws itself around it. Several images of a brain, Larry, guitars, and the ZEEN part of the logo flash past in front of a crowd, until Larry zooms forward, surrounded by stars and playing guitar. More images of Larry's head flash in front of the crowd as the lasers start again. The calculator flashes by, and the legs walk out, with a brain perched on top of them. They walk by a Limozeen amp as the song ends. The Limozeen logo flashes briefly}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{singing}''
:Well, she was only twenty-seventeen.
:She was a low res beauty queen.
:She was a brain... brain... brain sister!
:Texas Instruments all day!
:And she remembers how they used to duet,
:And she remembers how they used to duet!
:Th'all think you know what I mean!

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' Yeah! Those do all right! Uh!
</div>
''{cut back to the title screen}''

''{Open in a barroom-type scene. Homestar and Pom Pom are seated at the bar. Both have an 'old one bottle, and there is a bowl of peanuts on the table}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Pom Pom. ''{gesturing with bottle}'' You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit. ''{pokes the bottle in Pom Pom's face}'' Two breads in a biscuit! I'm gonna make a T-shirt! ''{leans in close}'' No, wait! You and me? ''{crouches to look at peanuts}'' We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here. ''{points at Pom Pom with the bottle}'' You're the bowl, 'cuz you're a big, round, fat guy. ''{Pom Pom looks angry. Homestar sits up again, now pointing at himself with the bottle}'' And I'm the mayonnaise, 'cuz I'm smart as peanuts. That'll make a good T-shirt too. Oop, no, wait! Before you strangle me again... You and me? ''{pulls the napkin out from under his bottle}'' Soggy napkin. ''{as Homestar says "Soggy", Pom Pom gets an unimpressed look on his face.}''

''{Cut to the picture of the shorts from the title screen, which now just reads "End."}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the dartboard while Homestar says, "I'm gonna make a T-shirt" to see a [[T-shirt]] with a slice of bread + a slice of bread = a biscuit.
*Click on the dartboard again while Homestar says, "That'll make a good T-shirt too" to see a T-shirt with a bowl of [[mayonnaise]] and the words "Smart as Peanuts!"
[[Image:Very Very Little Girl.jpg|thumb|"You've got no interest in the crazy man over here, do you?"]]
*Click on the "n" in "End" to see a [[Puppet Stuff]] short.
:''{The title "Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal the very, very little girl swinging and Homestar standing next to the swing.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello, very, very little girl. Take it away.
:''{Piano flourish, crickets, another piano flourish}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got no material with this kid. Say something cute. Talk about picking your nose. You seem like a smart kid. You wanna go out some time?
:''{Music from the Pom Pom short plays. Homestar dances.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You've got no interest in the crazy man over here, do you?
:''{Homestar Runner comes too close to the swing and is hit three times.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OW! ... OW! ... UH!
:''{The screen goes black and "end." appears on the screen.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The Limozeen sequence simulates a [[Lasers|laser show]].
*[[Wikipedia:Image resolution|Low res]] is short for low resolution, which refers to an image with a low level of detail.
*The calculator during the Limozeen sequence displays 3.14, which is a common approximation for [[Pi]].

===Trivia===
*At the February 2006 [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward]], [[Matt Chapman]] mentioned that [[Missy Palmer]] was pregnant—the [[Very, Very Little Girl]] in the Easter egg is [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] and Missy's baby.
**It was revealed in the DVD commentary that Mike's baby provided the voice of The Cheat in this short.
*Very, Very Little Girl is in a [[Wikipedia:Fisher-Price|Fisher-Price]] B0639 Cradle Swing with the Rubber Ducky pattern.

===Remarks===
[[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|thumb|The layout of the land, err.. Free Country in silhouette form.]]
*The PBTC Coach Z Dactyl has a voice similar to the PBTC Coach Z, but when he says "Cheatsaurus", he pronounces it correctly, rather than saying "Chort".
*After the Coach Z Dactyl flies by for the first time, it remains off camera at the left edge of the animation until just after Caveman Strong Bad splashes tar on Caveman Homestar, at which time the Dactyl pops back into view for a frame or two before disappearing in preparation for its second flight.
*The Pom Pom short reveals that Bubs' Concession Stand abuts Strong Badia, and apparently a lush forest exists beyond that.
*The sky can be seen inside Bubs' Concession Stand during Pom Pom's scene. This would only be possible if one of the walls was missing.
**The email [[the chair]] shows that one of the walls in Bubs' Concession Stand can lower, making this possible.
*Pom Pom shows off his skills with a [[Wikipedia:Bo (weapon)|bo staff]].

===Goofs===
*The French fry on the table loses its reflection after the cut to the wider shot.
*The [[French fries]] The Cheat spits out have no reflection.
*At the end of "Brain Sister," when the brain on legs walks in front of the Limozeen amp, it's not transparent like the rest of the laser-show images.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Barscene anim.gif|thumb|Déjà Vu Anyone?]]
*The bar short with Homestar and Pom Pom drinking [[Cold One|'old ones]] is almost identical to a scene near the end of the [[Theme Song Video]].
*The same short shorts on the title screen are worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Peasant's Quest Preview]].
*Homestar has an [[egg]] on his hat in the restaurant sequence, which also features the same French fries and bottles of [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]] first seen in [[funny]].
*Millionzoic Homestar says that his breath smells real real bad, which is similar to how he told Strong Bad that his burps smell real bad in [[Sick Day]].
*Millionzoic Homestar turns into a [[steak]] with a [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]].
*"The ol' Cheatasaurus" is what Strong Bad [[Nicknames|nicknamed]] The Cheat in [[other days]].
*The short in The Millionzoic Era resembles the MS Paint picture Strong Mad sends Strong Bad of a brontosaurus eating bacon and eggs at the end of [[lunch special]].
*The back beat during the Pom Pom short is from [[Theme Song Video]], in which he previously demonstrated his skill in martial arts.
*The animation of Pom Pom's smoke bomb is the same animation of Strong Bad's pants poofing away in [[senior prom]].
*The "guitar stars" featured in the laser show are from [[rock opera]].
*The solar calculator during the Limozeen laser show is similar to the one on the chalkboard in [[technology]], which also displayed [[Pi|3.14]].
*There is a [[LEMKE]] flag on the wall in the bar short.
*Homestar mentions [[bread]] in the bar short.
*The flower was also seen in [[She Loves Me!]].
*There is an instance of [[gender confusion]].
*Short shorts were mentioned just a week earlier with Camp Counselor Shortshorts in [[Teen Girl Squad 11]].
*''Millionzoic'' and ''twenty-seventeen'' are [[portmanteaus]].
*The music at the beginning of Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl comes from Strong Bad's kids' show in [[for kids]].
*Homestar says he and Pom Pom are "like two breads in a [[Biscuits|biscuit]]".

===Real-World References===
*Texas circumscribing the calculator and the lyrics of the song are a reference to [[Wikipedia:Texas Instruments|Texas Instruments]], a computer and electronics development company.
*One of the backgrounds of Pom Pom's Bo routine is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Ukiyo-e|ukiyo-e]] woodblock painting [[Wikipedia:Image:Tsunami by hokusai 19th century.jpg|"The Great Wave Off Kanagawa"]] by [[Wikipedia:Hokusai|Hokusai]].
*The Limozeen lyrics "Well, she was only twenty-seventeen." and "I think you know what I mean!" are references to the lyrics "Well she was just seventeen. You know what I mean." from [[The Beatles]] song "[[Wikipedia:I Saw Her Standing There|I Saw Her Standing There]]". Also, the second line of The Beatles song originally went, "Never been a beauty queen" (or "Not exactly a beauty queen", depending on the source).
*"Dare to Bare!" is a reference to a slogan used by hair-removal product [[Wikipedia:Nair (hair removal)|Nair]], which became famous for its ad jingle where people asked, "Who wears short shorts?"
*Homestar performing the magic trick with a flower growing out of a shoe is a reference to the waiter "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell#Other main characters|Max]]" from "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]]", who was often seen performing magic tricks while serving the students their food.


===Fast Forward===
*More short shorts were produced in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*The images of Limozeen would later be reused in the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] from [[coloring]].
*"Brain Sister" was performed again in [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]] and was heard in a Limozeen Easter egg in [[email thunder]].
*The music in the bar short would later be used as backing music at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Oh, look! That— There's—''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Don't look! Don't look, actually.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' There's Matt's shorts and legs.

'''MATT:''' Uh, I kind of don't like the way that the— the... words are getting bigger over... over my—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' It's unsettling.

'''MATT:''' It's very unsettling.

'''MIKE:''' So The Cheat's noises right there are my daughter when she was about a month old.

'''MATT:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' She sounded just like The Cheat with a million marshmallows stuffed in his mouth.

'''MATT:''' Well, it was an inappropriate sound then. ''{pause}'' Uh, this is a Powered by The Cheat section, Mike. ''You'' probably made this.

'''MIKE:''' I— I did make it. The Cheat—

'''MATT:''' What did Coach Z just say there? "Helicopter fly"?

'''MIKE:''' Uh... I—

'''MATT:''' "I look at the fly"?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, "I look at the fly", yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' "I look at the fly".

'''MIKE:''' I think, basically he's saying, "Look at me, I'm flying."

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Okay. So not only can The Cheat not do good voices, he can't speak English very well.

'''MIKE:''' Well...

'''MATT:''' Or was it because he's a dinosaur?

'''MIKE:''' It's not his first language.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Well, that's true! I like the steak that Homestar turned into.

'''MIKE:''' This is, uh, this is Matt's work.

'''MATT:''' This was fun to make. I was just trying to— I had watched that, uh... what's it called... that really well-animated Flash cartoon where that guy is getting chased by that cloud? He's that goat-faced guy— goat-head guy and he's getting chased by that cloud. I think I had seen the first one of those, I forget which one came first. Kind of inspired me. ''Samurai Jack''-ish, I suppose, too.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that! Strong Badia is in between the forest and Bubs's.

'''MATT:''' Look out, Coach Z! Oh! That's the— That's called "good explosion" in our Flash library. And, uh—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' It was made for Cheat Commandos, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I based it off of an explosion from and old Galaxy Rangers cartoon, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Uh... so, if you've ever seen a laser show like this ''recently'', it's not very different from if you saw a laser show like this twenty years ago.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the laser show at Stone Mountain, uh, has not changed at all.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I— I hadn't been for maybe 15 years, and we went a couple years ago and it's just amazingly bad as it ever was.

'''MATT:''' Do they still do that part where it looks like Spirographs and they play Axel F from Beverly Hills Cops?

'''MIKE:''' They don't play Axel F. The music changes, but, uh, the lasers are still very— very bad animated bears.

'''MATT:''' Is this Pom Pom's rumpus room?

'''MIKE:''' I think so. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' This is from, uh... the Homestar Runner theme song video. They're hanging out down there, right? Having Cold Ones. And we updated it for this.

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''MATT:''' Lemke, Mike. The Lemmer. The Lemmer's been— he's been doing commentary.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he does the pre- and post-game show on Braves Radio.

'''MATT:''' Yep.

===Fun Facts===
*The "really well-animated Flash cartoon" Matt refers to is ''[http://www.biteycastle.com/theYuyu.html the Yuyu]'' by [[Wikipedia:Adam Phillips (animator)|Adam Phillips]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Samurai Jack|Samurai Jack]]'' is a cartoon known for its highly detailed, outline-free, masking-based animation, as well as for its cinematic style and pacing.
*"The Lemmer" is a nickname for [[Mark Lemke]] of the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Braves|Atlanta Braves]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:shortshorts.html|watch "Summer Short Shorts"]]
*[[HR:shortshorts.swf|view the Flash file for "Summer Short Shorts"]]
*[[HR:shortshorts little.swf|view the Flash file for "Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl"]]
*[[Forum:9214|forum thread re: "Summer Short Shorts"]]

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[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Summer Short Shorts

Rob T Firefly — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 03:35:50 GMT

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[[Image:Short Shorts.png|thumb|Those shorts are indeed short.]]
Homestar and pals star in a series of short shorts.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Homestar Runner|Caveman Homestar Runner]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Cavewoman Marzipan|Cavewoman Marzipan]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Pterodactyl Coach Z|Pterodactyl Coach Z]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Strong Bad|Caveman Strong Bad]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#The Cheatsaurus|The Cheatsaurus]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Limozeen}}, [[Very, Very Little Girl]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Prehistoric Land]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], Laser Show, [[The Bar]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, July 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 2:52

'''Page Title:''' Dare to Bare!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3}}

==Transcript==
''{The toon opens with the title "Summer Short Shorts" on a photo of blue shorts. The title slowly comes towards the camera. Music plays. Cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand. The camera pans across the table, which is littered with french fries and ketchup.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, The Cheat! You can do one more! Just one more!

''{The camera zooms out, showing The Cheat sitting opposite Strong Bad at the table, with Strong Mad behind Strong Bad. The Cheat's mouth is crammed full of fries, he has purple bags under his eyes, and he's whimpering}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pops up near The Cheat, wearing a brown hat with a press pass}'' ''{speaking quickly}'' Oh, have you heard the latest news? ''{sits back down}'' I heard the latest news, it was that you could do one more! One more!

''{The Cheat whimpers and spits three fries onto the table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, tell your girlfriend to do one more.

'''STRONG MAD:''' SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!

''{Homestar Runner runs up, dressed as a waiter, with a brown cap that says 'egg.' on it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aaaaaaand can I get you gentlemen anything else?

''{Homestar holds up a red clown shoe, and a large daisy rises from inside it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boodiiiing!

''{cut back to the title screen}''

''{cut to a Powered by The Cheat landscape, showing a volcano and the caption "The Millionzoic Era". Cut to a scene showing a prehistoric Marzipan and Homestar, with a tar pit next to them}''

'''PBTC CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' ''{spits green bubbles while he talks}'' Ooga, ooga. My breath, it stinks.

'''PBTC CAVEWOMAN MARZIPAN:''' ''{turns to the left, away from Homestar}'' Uh-huh!

'''PBTC CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Real, real bad!

''{A pterodactyl with Coach Z's hat flies in from the right}''

'''PBTC COACH Z DACTYL:''' I look at the fly! ''{flies off to the left}''

''{A caveman Strong Bad enters from the mountains. As he jumps to them, a voice that says "bonga-donga-bonga-dong" is heard. He lands in the tar pit, which splashes Homestar and turns into a skull, which sticks to Homestar. As Strong Bad sinks to the bottom of the tar pit, his feet can be seen poking out from underneath.}''

'''PBTC CAVEMAN STRONG BAD:''' Ooga. Me want set the face on fires.

'''PBTC CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' What's fire?

'''PBTC CAVEWOMAN MARZIPAN:''' It sounds fun! Oo-ga! ''{jumps}''

''{A large The Cheat-like dinosaur runs by from the right. It then clamps its mouth around the volcano and begins "drinking" from it, accompanied by glugging noises. The Cheatsaurus then turns and breathes fire over the group, scorching them. Marzipan turns into a drumstick with its tongue sticking out, Homestar turns into a smiling steak with a gold tooth, and Strong Bad merely blackens}''

'''PBTC CAVEMAN MARZIPAN AND HOMESTAR:''' Aaaah!

'''PBTC CAVEMAN STRONG BAD:''' Oh, me too! ''{turns into a dish with a lobster tail on it}'' I am not exempt!

'''PBTC COACH Z DACTYL:''' ''{pokes head in}'' Hey, did you see that? The Cheatsaurus can do it again!

''{cut back to the title screen}''

''{Open with a few shots of leaves, then focus in on Pom Pom's head. He opens his eyes, then leaps out of a bush and jumps upwards. He does a brief pose before falling back down again. He lands on a tree branch, then begins to leap forward from branch to branch. He lands on the ground, and pops a bo staff out of himself. He twirls the staff as pictures of bamboo and a wave appear behind him. He jumps up. Cut to a long shot of him arcing over Strong Badia and Bubs' Concession Stand. He lands lightly next to Coach Z. He pops a deodorant stick out of himself, and tosses it to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Thanks for the smell-cakes, Pom Pom! But next time could you dispense with all the flyin' whozits?!

''{Pom Pom pulls out a small smoke bomb and throws it on the ground in front of him. When the smoke clears, Pom Pom has vanished}''

''{cut back to the title screen}''
<div id="Brain_Sister">
''{Cut to a black screen, while red and green lasers arc from the top and bottom of the screen. Guitar music begins, while the Limozeen logo appears in bright yellow. The logo splits, and an image of Larry appears. It changes color, as a pair of feminine legs in fishnet walk by. Three images of Larry playing guitar appear, which meld into one of him leaping into a power chord. The words "BRAIN SISTER" rise from the bottom as Larry jumps offscreen. A calculator displaying 3.14 appears, and an outline of Texas draws itself around it. Several images of a brain, Larry, guitars, and the ZEEN part of the logo flash past in front of a crowd, until Larry zooms forward, surrounded by stars and playing guitar. More images of Larry's head flash in front of the crowd as the lasers start again. The calculator flashes by, and the legs walk out, with a brain perched on top of them. They walk by a Limozeen amp as the song ends. The Limozeen logo flashes briefly}''

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{singing}''
:Well, she was only twenty-seventeen.
:She was a low res beauty queen.
:She was a brain... brain... brain sister!
:Texas Instruments all day!
:And she remembers how they used to duet,
:And she remembers how they used to duet!
:Th'all think you know what I mean!

'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' Yeah! Those do all right! Uh!
</div>
''{cut back to the title screen}''

''{Open in a barroom-type scene. Homestar and Pom Pom are seated at the bar. Both have an 'old one bottle, and there is a bowl of peanuts on the table}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Pom Pom. ''{gesturing with bottle}'' You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit. ''{pokes the bottle in Pom Pom's face}'' Two breads in a biscuit! I'm gonna make a T-shirt! ''{leans in close}'' No, wait! You and me? ''{crouches to look at peanuts}'' We're like this bowl of mayonnaise here. ''{points at Pom Pom with the bottle}'' You're the bowl, 'cuz you're a big, round, fat guy. ''{Pom Pom looks angry. Homestar sits up again, now pointing at himself with the bottle}'' And I'm the mayonnaise, 'cuz I'm smart as peanuts. That'll make a good T-shirt too. Oop, no, wait! Before you strangle me again... You and me? ''{pulls the napkin out from under his bottle}'' Soggy napkin. ''{as Homestar says "Soggy", Pom Pom gets an unimpressed look on his face.}''

''{Cut to the picture of the shorts from the title screen, which now just reads "End."}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the dartboard while Homestar says, "I'm gonna make a T-shirt" to see a [[T-shirt]] with a slice of bread + a slice of bread = a biscuit.
*Click on the dartboard again while Homestar says, "That'll make a good T-shirt too" to see a T-shirt with a bowl of [[mayonnaise]] and the words "Smart as Peanuts!"
[[Image:Very Very Little Girl.jpg|thumb|"You've got no interest in the crazy man over here, do you?"]]
*Click on the "n" in "End" to see a [[Puppet Stuff]] short.
:''{The title "Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal the very, very little girl swinging and Homestar standing next to the swing.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hello, very, very little girl. Take it away.
:''{Piano flourish, crickets, another piano flourish}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got no material with this kid. Say something cute. Talk about picking your nose. You seem like a smart kid. You wanna go out some time?
:''{Music from the Pom Pom short plays. Homestar dances.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You've got no interest in the crazy man over here, do you?
:''{Homestar Runner comes too close to the swing and is hit three times.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OW! ... OW! ... UH!
:''{The screen goes black and "end." appears on the screen.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The Limozeen sequence simulates a [[Lasers|laser show]].
*[[Wikipedia:Image resolution|Low res]] is short for low resolution, which refers to an image with a low level of detail.
*The calculator during the Limozeen sequence displays 3.14, which is a common approximation for [[Pi]].

===Trivia===
*At the February 2006 [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward]], [[Matt Chapman]] mentioned that [[Missy Palmer]] was pregnant—the [[Very, Very Little Girl]] in the Easter egg is [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] and Missy's baby.
**It was revealed in the DVD commentary that Mike's baby provided the voice of The Cheat in this short.
*Very, Very Little Girl is in a [[Wikipedia:Fisher-Price|Fisher-Price]] B0639 Cradle Swing with the Rubber Ducky pattern.

===Remarks===
[[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|thumb|The layout of the land, err.. Free Country in silhouette form.]]
*The PBTC Coach Z Dactyl has a voice similar to the PBTC Coach Z, but when he says "Cheatsaurus", he pronounces it correctly, rather than saying "Chort".
*After the Coach Z Dactyl flies by for the first time, it remains off camera at the left edge of the animation until just after Caveman Strong Bad splashes tar on Caveman Homestar, at which time the Dactyl pops back into view for a frame or two before disappearing in preparation for its second flight.
*The Pom Pom short reveals that Bubs' Concession Stand abuts Strong Badia, and apparently a lush forest exists beyond that.
*The sky can be seen inside Bubs' Concession Stand during Pom Pom's scene. This would only be possible if one of the walls was missing.
**The email [[the chair]] shows that one of the walls in Bubs' Concession Stand can lower, making this possible.
*Pom Pom shows off his skills with a [[Wikipedia:Bo (weapon)|bo staff]].

===Goofs===
*The French fry on the table loses its reflection after the cut to the wider shot.
*The [[French fries]] The Cheat spits out have no reflection.
*When the brain on legs walks in front of the Limozeen amp, it's not transparent like the rest of the laser-show images.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Barscene anim.gif|thumb|Déjà Vu Anyone?]]
*The bar short with Homestar and Pom Pom drinking [[Cold One|'old ones]] is almost identical to a scene near the end of the [[Theme Song Video]].
*The same short shorts on the title screen are worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Peasant's Quest Preview]].
*Homestar has an [[egg]] on his hat in the restaurant sequence, which also features the same French fries and bottles of [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]] first seen in [[funny]].
*Millionzoic Homestar says that his breath smells real real bad, which is similar to how he told Strong Bad that his burps smell real bad in [[Sick Day]].
*Millionzoic Homestar turns into a [[steak]] with a [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]].
*"The ol' Cheatasaurus" is what Strong Bad [[Nicknames|nicknamed]] The Cheat in [[other days]].
*The short in The Millionzoic Era resembles the MS Paint picture Strong Mad sends Strong Bad of a brontosaurus eating bacon and eggs at the end of [[lunch special]].
*The back beat during the Pom Pom short is from [[Theme Song Video]], in which he previously demonstrated his skill in martial arts.
*The animation of Pom Pom's smoke bomb is the same animation of Strong Bad's pants poofing away in [[senior prom]].
*The "guitar stars" featured in the laser show are from [[rock opera]].
*The solar calculator during the Limozeen laser show is similar to the one on the chalkboard in [[technology]], which also displayed [[Pi|3.14]].
*There is a [[LEMKE]] flag on the wall in the bar short.
*Homestar mentions [[bread]] in the bar short.
*The flower was also seen in [[She Loves Me!]].
*There is an instance of [[gender confusion]].
*Short shorts were mentioned just a week earlier with Camp Counselor Shortshorts in [[Teen Girl Squad 11]].
*''Millionzoic'' and ''twenty-seventeen'' are [[portmanteaus]].
*The music at the beginning of Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl comes from Strong Bad's kids' show in [[for kids]].
*Homestar says he and Pom Pom are "like two breads in a [[Biscuits|biscuit]]".

===Real-World References===
*Texas circumscribing the calculator and the lyrics of the song are a reference to [[Wikipedia:Texas Instruments|Texas Instruments]], a computer and electronics development company.
*One of the backgrounds of Pom Pom's Bo routine is modeled after the [[Wikipedia:Ukiyo-e|ukiyo-e]] woodblock painting [[Wikipedia:Image:Tsunami by hokusai 19th century.jpg|"The Great Wave Off Kanagawa"]] by [[Wikipedia:Hokusai|Hokusai]].
*The Limozeen lyrics "Well, she was only twenty-seventeen." and "I think you know what I mean!" are references to the lyrics "Well she was just seventeen. You know what I mean." from [[The Beatles]] song "[[Wikipedia:I Saw Her Standing There|I Saw Her Standing There]]". Also, the second line of The Beatles song originally went, "Never been a beauty queen" (or "Not exactly a beauty queen", depending on the source).
*"Dare to Bare!" is a reference to a slogan used by hair-removal product [[Wikipedia:Nair (hair removal)|Nair]], which became famous for its ad jingle where people asked, "Who wears short shorts?"
*Homestar performing the magic trick with a flower growing out of a shoe is a reference to the waiter "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell#Other main characters|Max]]" from "[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]]", who was often seen performing magic tricks while serving the students their food.


===Fast Forward===
*More short shorts were produced in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*The images of Limozeen would later be reused in the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]] from [[coloring]].
*"Brain Sister" was performed again in [[Limozeen Live! (practice)|Limozeen Live!]] and was heard in a Limozeen Easter egg in [[email thunder]].
*The music in the bar short would later be used as backing music at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Oh, look! That— There's—''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Don't look! Don't look, actually.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' There's Matt's shorts and legs.

'''MATT:''' Uh, I kind of don't like the way that the— the... words are getting bigger over... over my—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' It's unsettling.

'''MATT:''' It's very unsettling.

'''MIKE:''' So The Cheat's noises right there are my daughter when she was about a month old.

'''MATT:''' Yep.

'''MIKE:''' She sounded just like The Cheat with a million marshmallows stuffed in his mouth.

'''MATT:''' Well, it was an inappropriate sound then. ''{pause}'' Uh, this is a Powered by The Cheat section, Mike. ''You'' probably made this.

'''MIKE:''' I— I did make it. The Cheat—

'''MATT:''' What did Coach Z just say there? "Helicopter fly"?

'''MIKE:''' Uh... I—

'''MATT:''' "I look at the fly"?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, "I look at the fly", yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' "I look at the fly".

'''MIKE:''' I think, basically he's saying, "Look at me, I'm flying."

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Okay. So not only can The Cheat not do good voices, he can't speak English very well.

'''MIKE:''' Well...

'''MATT:''' Or was it because he's a dinosaur?

'''MIKE:''' It's not his first language.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' Well, that's true! I like the steak that Homestar turned into.

'''MIKE:''' This is, uh, this is Matt's work.

'''MATT:''' This was fun to make. I was just trying to— I had watched that, uh... what's it called... that really well-animated Flash cartoon where that guy is getting chased by that cloud? He's that goat-faced guy— goat-head guy and he's getting chased by that cloud. I think I had seen the first one of those, I forget which one came first. Kind of inspired me. ''Samurai Jack''-ish, I suppose, too.

'''MIKE:''' Look at that! Strong Badia is in between the forest and Bubs's.

'''MATT:''' Look out, Coach Z! Oh! That's the— That's called "good explosion" in our Flash library. And, uh—

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' It was made for Cheat Commandos, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I based it off of an explosion from and old Galaxy Rangers cartoon, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Uh... so, if you've ever seen a laser show like this ''recently'', it's not very different from if you saw a laser show like this twenty years ago.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the laser show at Stone Mountain, uh, has not changed at all.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I— I hadn't been for maybe 15 years, and we went a couple years ago and it's just amazingly bad as it ever was.

'''MATT:''' Do they still do that part where it looks like Spirographs and they play Axel F from Beverly Hills Cops?

'''MIKE:''' They don't play Axel F. The music changes, but, uh, the lasers are still very— very bad animated bears.

'''MATT:''' Is this Pom Pom's rumpus room?

'''MIKE:''' I think so. Yeah.

'''MATT:''' This is from, uh... the Homestar Runner theme song video. They're hanging out down there, right? Having Cold Ones. And we updated it for this.

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''MATT:''' Lemke, Mike. The Lemmer. The Lemmer's been— he's been doing commentary.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he does the pre- and post-game show on Braves Radio.

'''MATT:''' Yep.

===Fun Facts===
*The "really well-animated Flash cartoon" Matt refers to is ''[http://www.biteycastle.com/theYuyu.html the Yuyu]'' by [[Wikipedia:Adam Phillips (animator)|Adam Phillips]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Samurai Jack|Samurai Jack]]'' is a cartoon known for its highly detailed, outline-free, masking-based animation, as well as for its cinematic style and pacing.
*"The Lemmer" is a nickname for [[Mark Lemke]] of the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Braves|Atlanta Braves]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:shortshorts.html|watch "Summer Short Shorts"]]
*[[HR:shortshorts.swf|view the Flash file for "Summer Short Shorts"]]
*[[HR:shortshorts little.swf|view the Flash file for "Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl"]]
*[[Forum:9214|forum thread re: "Summer Short Shorts"]]

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[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Fonts

Rob T Firefly — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:19:51 GMT

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|- style="background:#CCC"
! Font !! !! Example
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |
===#===
|- id="4Mini"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/4Mini.htm 4Mini}}''' || Used rarely. Most notably used for most of the text in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:4Mini.png|280px|Don't ever take mess from the delivery guy.]]
|- id="8-bit Limit (BRK)"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.davidpye.com/index.php?page=fontvault&fontpage=0-9.php 8-bit Limit (BRK)}}''' || Used for the text found within the graphics of [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:8-bit Limit (BRK).png|280px|If thou lived here, thou would be home by now]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===A===
|- id="a Papa"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/apapa.php a Papa}}''' || Used to identify the costumes in [[Happy Hallow-day]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:a Papa.png|280px|"I got instant spray-on Halloween Night!"]]
|- id="Aarco-"
| '''Aarco-''' || Jagged font used several times throughought the site. Especially used in [[monster truck]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Aarco-.png|280px|SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!]]
|- id="Abadi MT Condensed"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Abadi-MT-Condensed/download/672 Abadi MT Condensed}}''' || Used for the list of songs available on [[Strong Bad Sings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Abadi MT Condensed.png|280px|Featuring hundreds of your favorite Strong Bad hits!]]
|- id="Abadi MT Condensed Extra Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Abadi-MT-Condensed-Extra-Bold/download/669 Abadi MT Condensed Extra Bold}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes, including the text on [[Strong Bad]]'s Reesy Cup milkshake in [[dangeresque 3]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Abadi MT Condensed Extra Bold.png|280px|...and a Reesy Cup milkshake.]]
|- id="Abadi MT Condensed Light"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.pickafont.com/fonts/A/Abadi%20Mt%20Condensed%20Light.html Abadi MT Condensed Light}}''' || Used for the certificate title "Certificate of Rigamoralarity" in [[bedtime story]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Abadi MT Condensed Light.png|280px|Let it be known from the valleys to the hills. Or maybe the dells.]]
|- id="Academy Engraved LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Academy-Engraved-LET-Plain-1-0/download/726 Academy Engraved LET}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes; found as the engraving of "Mr. Shmallow" in [[Malloween Commercial]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Academy Engraved LET.png|280px|...I'm Mr. Shmallow.]]
|- id="ActionIs"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontspace.com/brain-eaters/actionis ActionIs}}''' || Most notably used for the intro credits of [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], and on the packaging of [[Hairstyle Runner]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:actionis.png|280px|Written and animated by]]
|- id="Adobe Garamond Pro"
| '''Adobe Garamond Pro''' || Used for the tarot cards in [[Jibblies 2]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Adobe Garamond Pro.png|280px|"That means you should seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks."]]
|- id="Adobe Garamond Pro Bold"
| '''Adobe Garamond Pro Bold''' || Used for the text "Meteorologist Paxto West" in the [[postcard]] Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Adobe Garamond Pro Bold.png|280px|Paxto West]]
|- id="AE Systematic TT (BRK)"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.aenigmafonts.com/fonts/fontsa.html Æ Systematic TT (BRK)}}''' '''*Linked font: Æ Systematic TT BRK''' || Used for the text of [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AE Systematic TT (BRK).png|280px|Get Ye Flask!]]
|- id="AhnbergHand"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fonts101.com/xt_fontdetails.asp?FID=5591 AhnbergHand}}''' || Used for [[Strong Bad]]'s handwriting. Some European characters are manually replaced with American versions using Flash "shapes"; apostrophes are similarly added since apostrophes are not part of the font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Ahnberghand.png|280px|Sooo good!]]
|- id="Alba"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/alba.font Alba}}''' || Used for the text on [[Pom Pom]]'s bicycles ("X-HEAD" in [[bike thief]], "BIG CHEESE" in [[from work]]). || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Alba.png|280px|Bush. Bush. Leaves. Branch. Um... Berries.]]
|- id="Alba Matter"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/alba.font Alba Matter}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably, it was used for the text "Drops Next Sursdai!" in the [[Peacey P]] Easter egg of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Alba Matter.png|280px|Y'all biscuitheads!]]
|- id="Alba Super"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/alba.font Alba Super}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Most notably used for the "4 wheels" label on the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] and the labeling on [[SeeDees]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:albasuper.png|280px|"Liftin' weights and feelin' all right."]]
|- id="Algerian"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Algerian/download/1117 Algerian}}''' || Used for [[The Homestar Runner]]'s "speech" on [[Main Page 10]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Algerian.png|280px|Old Timey Fun Timey!]]
|- id="Alpha Beta BRK"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Alpha-Beta-BRK/download/1193 Alpha Beta BRK}}''' || Used for the text "squished bad" in [[Strongest Man in the World]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Alpha Beta BRK.png|280px|Ohh.... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe....]]
|- id="Andy"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.acidfonts.com/buyfonts/fonts/Andy.html Andy}}''' || Used for the sb_snailmail.exe label on Strong Bad's [[The Mailbox|mailbox]]. Also notably used for most of the text in the [[FAQ]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Andy.png|280px|sb_snailmail.exe|"I got a snailmail in my pocket... and I think it's starting to melt."]]
|- id="ArcadeClassic"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/arcade-classic-pizz.font ArcadeClassic}}''' || Rarely used since The Brothers Chaps seem to favor the more complete Joystix font. Used in [[Sundae Drivin']] as seen in [[redesign]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ArcadeClassic.png|280px|"Watch out for the wet walnuts!"]]
|- id="Architect"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Architect/download/1699 Architect}}''' || Used in Marzipan's "Plan for Strong Bad" in [[looking old]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Architect.png|280px|"Oh, this'll work great, Marzipan. If I was a BACK YARD!!!"]]
|- id="Arial"
| '''Arial''' || Used extensively throughout the site. Its use with the most visibility is on the [[Site Components#NavBar|NavBar]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial.png|280px|downloads, store, etc.]]
|- id="Arial Baltic"
| '''Arial Baltic''' || Used on the green screen preceding the movie ''Pony Fights 2'' in [[Commandos in the Classroom]]. Also notably used for the [[Hanging Objects#Strong Mad's Room|Strong Mad Rd.]] sign. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial Baltic.png|280px|"Man, I can't wait to see some serious pony carnage!"]]
|- id="Arial Black"
| '''Arial Black''' || Used extensively throughout the site. Most notably, it is used on the [[BMW Lighter]] and for the word "STOP" on the [[Stop Sign]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arialblackfont.PNG|280px|"Trogdor strikes again!"]]
|- id="Arial CE"
| '''Arial CE''' || Used for the text "11 am - 3 pm" on a the lunch special flyer Easter egg in [[no loafing]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial CE.png|280px|Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special]]
|- id="Arial CYR"
| '''Arial CYR''' || Used for some of the text during the [[SBASAF]] slideshow in [[space program]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial CYR.png|280px|"Looks like he could use a grilled cheese sandwich."]]
|- id="Arial Greek"
| '''Arial Greek''' || Used for the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]]'s [[severed body parts|severed]] "little toe" in [[cliffhangers]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial Greek.png|280px|"Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?"]]
|- id="Arial Narrow"
| '''Arial Narrow''' || Used for the words "HOME" and "VISITOR" on the gymnasium [[scoreboard]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial Narrow.png|280px|HOME VISITOR]]
|- id="Arial Rounded MT Bold"
| '''Arial Rounded MT Bold''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used on the 20X6 series of [[Trading Cards|trading cards]] seen in [[trading cards]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arial Rounded MT Bold.png|280px|"CHEATBALL POISON RAIN VORNADO!!!"]]
|- id="Arno Pro Light Display"
| '''Arno Pro Light Display''' || Used for the subtitle "verses from the weird shrub and alarming recipes for brunswick stew" of the book "the Homeless Romatic" seen in an Easter egg in [[love poems]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arno Pro Light Display.png|280px|Ah, the Homeless Romantic. A classic.]]
|- id="Arno Pro Smbd Subhead"
| '''Arno Pro Smbd Subhead''' || Used for the text "PONK!" on Bubs's bottle in [[hremail3184]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Arno Pro Smbd Subhead.png|280px|PONK!]]
|- id="Ashbury"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Ashbury/download/1912 Ashbury}}''' || Used for the text "Hot Fries" on the bag [[Coach Z]] is holding in the alternate version of [[your friends]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Ashbury.png|280px|"Hey, thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"]]
|- id="Atomic Clock Radio"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/atomicclockradio.htm Atomic Clock Radio}}''' || Used on the [[Club Technochocolate]] flyer in [[nightlife]], as well as on the album art for Hooked on [[Decemberween]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Atomic Clock Radio.png|280px|"Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets!"]]
|- id="Aurora BdCn BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.broble.com/download-free-font/aurora-bold-condensed-bt/ Aurora BdCn BT}}''' || Used for the text "Hot Fries" and "99¢" on the bag [[Coach Z]] is holding in [[your friends]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Aurora BdCn BT.png|280px|"Hey, thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!"]]
|- id="AvantGarde Bk BT"
| '''AvantGarde Bk BT''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used on the "Under Old Management!!" sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[Cool Things]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AvantGarde Bk BT.png|280px|"You got your receipt?"]]
|- id="AvantGarde Md BT"
| '''AvantGarde Md BT''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used on the "Monkey D's Summer Tips" paper in [[keep cool]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:AvantGarde Md BT.png|280px|"You know what that means!"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===B===
|- id="Baby Kruffy"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontica.com/font/baby_kruffy Baby Kruffy}}''' || An exaggerated font used for a variety of purposes. Noticeably used for the text "The Haggler" in [[garage sale]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Baby Kruffy.png|280px|"I'll give ya two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll."]]
|- id="BadaBoom BB"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/badaboom-bb.font BadaBoom BB}}''' || Used for certain portions of [[Strong Badman]] comics. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BadaBoom BB.png|280px|It's Damp Towel Man!!]]
|- id="Balloon Bd BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontyukle.com/en/Balloon+Bold+BT.ttf Balloon Bd BT}}''' || Used for the [[Colden Ones]] label in [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Balloon Bd BT.png|280px|"There my hat is at! Right between the milk and the Colden Ones."]]
|- id="Baskerville Old Face"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Baskerville-Old-Face/download/2958 Baskerville Old Face}}''' || Used for the text "Important Legal Documents" in the [[Litigation Jackson]] Easter egg of [[rampage]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Baskerville Old Face.png|280px|Legal Rampage]]
|- id="Batang"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Batang/download/3016 Batang}}''' || Used for the words "Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar" on the box of [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!]] cereal. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Batang.png|280px|Part of this new, tritious breakfast]]
|- id="Baveuse"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Baveuse/download/3096 Baveuse}}''' || Used for the text "Smax!!" on the box of [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Fruit Smax!!]] cereal. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Baveuse.png|280px|Fruit Smax!]]
|- id="Bauhaus 93"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Bauhaus-93/download/3066 Bauhaus 93}}''' || Used extensively throughout the site. Notably used for [[Homsar]]'s name on his standard blue shirt. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bauhaus 93.png|280px|{{homsarquote}}]]
|- id="Bauhaus-Thin"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Bauhaus-Thin/download/3084 Bauhaus-Thin}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Consistently used for the buttons on most [[main pages]] as well as the [[Boardelectrix]] logo. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bauhaus-Thin.png|280px|Over 900 small plastic pieces!]]
|- id="Bell Gothic Std Black"
| '''Bell Gothic Std Black''' || Used for the title of [[The Periodic Table of Candy Elements]] in [[candy product]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bell Gothic Std Black.png|280px|Science!]]
|- id="Benguiat Bk BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.font-cat.com/font-en-1563.html Benguiat Bk BT}}''' || Used for the text on the Sound F/X CD in [[space program]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Benguiat Bk BT.png|280px|(not sounds from that movie F/X)]]
|- id="Berlin Sans FB"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Berlin-Sans-FB/download/3434 Berlin Sans FB}}''' || Used for the text "Thinnest Can Around!!" on [[Minor Foods#Bull Honkey|Bull Honkey]] in [[road trip]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Berlin Sans FB.png|280px|"That's my favorite caffeinergy sauce!"]]
|- id="Berlin Sans FB Demi"
| '''Berlin Sans FB Demi''' || Used infrequently. Noticeably used for the text on the jagged word balloons during the [[Peacey P]] Easter egg in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Berlin Sans FB Demi.PNG|280px|"I'm a guest star on my own album, ya'll biscuitheads!"]]
|- id="Bernard MT Condensed"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Bernard-MT-Condensed/download/3465 Bernard MT Condensed}}''' || Used infrequently. Has been used for office door labels, like [[Strong Bad]]'s name on the door at the beginning of [[The Interview]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bernard MT Condensed.png|280px|Total Journalist]]
|- id="Betty Noir"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=2100 Betty Noir}}''' || Used rarely. It is used for the intro, title, and ending screen of [[DNA Evidence]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Betty Noir.png|280px|"And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with."]]
|- id="Bickham Script Pro Regular"
| '''Bickham Script Pro Regular''' || Used during the "R&B Break" in [[Rap Song]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bickham Script Pro Regular.png|280px|"Here comes Tenerence Love..."]]
|- id="Bickham Script Pro Semibold"
| '''Bickham Script Pro Semibold''' || Used for the text "from:" on the "from: Grandma" tag on the scarf in [[shapeshifter]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bickham Script Pro Semibold.png|280px|"Oh. It's you again, scarf from Grandma! Never mind."]]
|- id="Bickley Script"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Bickley-Script/download/3560 Bickley Script}}''' || Used rarely. Was used for the words "The Great" on the postcard for [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|The Great Mound]] in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bickley Script.png|280px|"I got two words for ya: false advertising."]]
|- id="Biondi"
| '''Biondi''' || Used for the word "DRY" on the [[Cold One|Cold Ones Dry]] bottle cap in [[buried]], though it was modified to appear worn. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Biondi.png|280px|"I'm not touchin' that thing! It's booby-trapped!"]]
|- id="billieBarred"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=182 billieBarred}}''' || Used for the words "Loading" and "Back" in [[Pistols for Pandas]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:billieBarred.png|280px|LOADING]]
|- id="blacc_.ttf"
| '''{{p|l=http://fonts.goldenweb.it/pan_file/l/en/font2/blacc_.ttf.ttf/d2/Freeware_fonts/c/b/default.html blacc_.ttf}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the entire new version of the [[The King of Town DVD]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:blacc_ttf.png|280px|"My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!"]]
|- id="Blackadder ITC"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Blackadder-ITC/download/3771 Blackadder ITC}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used on old-looking documents, like the maps in [[Sick Day]] and [[yes, wrestling]] as well as the United States Constitution in [[dreamail]] and the potion recipe in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Blackadder ITC.png|280px|He's the il Cartographer!]]
|- id="Blackletter686 BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Blackletter-686-BT/download/3787 Blackletter686 BT}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the words "Over There" on one of [[Strong Bad]]'s post cards in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Blackletter686 BT.png|280px|Where everything is tan and brown.]]
|- id="Blackoak Std"
| '''Blackoak Std''' || Used for the words "King of Town" on the bag of charcoal in [[pizza joint]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Blackoak Std.png|280px|"Doo doo doot doot doo..."]]
|- id="Bloody"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/bloody.font Bloody}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Is most significantly used for the [[Strong Badia]] lettering on the [[Stop Sign]], but is also used quite a lot for Halloween toons. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bloody.png|280px|"The Strong Badia Sign!"]]
|- id="Book Antiqua"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Book-Antiqua/download/4277 Book Antiqua}}''' || Used for the sign of Tammany Hall as well as the text "Boss Tweed gives The Sneak what-for!" in [[Ballad of The Sneak]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Book Antiqua.png|280px|Who's the Dapper Swindler out of Tammany Hall?]]
|- id="Bookman Old Style"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Bookman-Old-Style/download/4290 Bookman Old Style}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Consistently used for the title of [[The Local Newspapes]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Bookman Old Style.png|280px|"Eggs tree, eggs tree!"]]
|- id="Braggadocio"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Braggadocio/download/4466 Braggadocio}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the word "Super" in the [[Super Mud]] Easter egg of [[date]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Braggadocio.png|280px|"Marzipan's gotta face fulla super mud and I'm feelin' fine."]]
|- id="Britannic Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.free-fonts-ttf.org/true-type-fonts/britannic-bold-958-download.htm Britannic Bold}}''' || Infrequently used. Was used for the text "Earn your 'stache today!!" in the [[On Point Kings]] brochure in [[more armies]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Britannic Bold.png|280px|Boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!]]
|- id="Broadway"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Broadway/download/4588 Broadway}}''' || Infrequently used. Was used on the "Strong Bad Rewards Score Card" in [[privileges]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Broadway.png|280px|"All right! Now let's see what new privaleges await you!"]]
|- id="Brush Script MT"
| '''Brush Script MT''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the caption of the [[Hanging Objects#From no loafing|horse picture]] in [[no loafing]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Brush Script MT.png|280px|"And this wood-burny thing's got some kinda old adage on it. About goats."]]
|- id="Brush Script Std"
| '''Brush Script Std''' || Used for the word "Powders" in [[hygiene]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Brush Script Std.png|280px|"By fifth grade the damage is already done."]]
|- id="BrushScrD"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontyukle.com/en/BrushScrD.html BrushScrD}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used on the cover of the [[Limozeen]] album in [[bottom 10]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:BrushScrD.png|280px|"Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===C===
|- id="Californian FB"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Californian-FB/download/4943 Californian FB}}''' || Used for [[Strong Bad]]'s nameplate in the [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Californian FB.png|280px|"Do you want to be more awesome? Sure! We all do."]]
|- id="Calisto MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.pickafont.com/fonts/C/Calisto%20Mt.html Calisto MT}}''' || Used for most of the text in the various [[children]]'s books throughout the site. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Calisto MT.png|280px|The Martinis have gone straight to their heads.]]
|- id="Cataneo BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.font-zone.com/download.php?fid=507 Cataneo BT}}''' || Rarely used. Notably used for the text "by Leomard Sportsinterviews" in the children's books ''[[That Time of Year]]'' and ''[[kids' book|Everyone Is Different]]''. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Cataneo BT.png|280px|Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.]]
|- id="Century Gothic"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Century-Gothic/download/5451 Century Gothic}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for most of the text in [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Century Gothic.png|280px|"All right, we're done here."]]
|- id="Century Schoolbook"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Century-Schoolbook/download/5511 Century Schoolbook}}''' || Used for the serial numbers on the dollar bill in [[An Important Rap Song]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Century Schoolbook.png|280px|Found on the dolla.]]
|- id="ChalkDust"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fonts101.com/xt_fontdetails_az_FID!10403~Chalkdust~font.html ChalkDust}}''' || Similar to EraserDust but with small caps instead of lowercase letters. Used primarily on chalkboards, as in [[A Jorb Well Done]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ChalkDust Font.PNG|280px|"We have got to do something about that."]]
|- id="Chang and Eng"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/chang-and-eng.font Chang and Eng}}''' || Used infrequently. Notably used for the title of the [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LuckyToonsMenuFont.png|280px|Can I Take Your Order, Please?]]
|- id="Cherry Coke"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/cherry-coke.font Cherry Coke}}''' || A font designed to look like the former logo of [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola Cherry|Cherry Coke]]. Used for the buttons at the end of [[A Mother's Day Message]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Cherry Coke.png|280px|"HAPPY FREAKIN' MOTHER'S DAY!!!"]]
|- id="Cherub"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Cherub/download/5841 Cherub}}''' || Used for the question marks on the menu of [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] when selecting a deleted scene. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Cherub.png|280px|Deleted Scenes, anyone?]]
|- id="Chicago"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Chicago-Normal/download/5873 Chicago}}''' || Used consistently as the font for [[The Cheat]]'s computers. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Chicago.png|280px|"Quit rubbin' that plastic bar of soap on your desk!"]]
|- id="Chick"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/chick.font Chick}}''' || Used for the title of [[Scarfgirl]] magazine and in the logo of [[disconnected#Easter Eggs|sbemail deodorant]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Chick.PNG|280px|fashion AND environment stuff]]
|- id="Chiller"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Chiller/download/5897 Chiller}}''' || Frequently used for [[Halloween]]-themed toons and games. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:chiller.PNG|280px|"Ohhh, people with too much time on their hands..."]]
|- id="Coaster"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/coaster.font Coaster}}''' || Used for the words "This guy!" on the desk in [[Hremails]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Coaster.png|280px|This guy!]]
|- id="Colonna MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.font-zone.com/download.php?fid=2297 Colonna MT}}''' || Used for the engraving on the Pizza Trophy in [[Trudgemank]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Colonna MT.png|280px|"Pizza Trophy for The Cheat"]]
|- id="Comic Sans MS"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Comic-Sans-MS/download/6472 Comic Sans MS}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used in the bar graph in [[from work]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ComicSansMS.png|280px|"Twenty percent pantsuit..."]]
|- id="ComixHeavy"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/ComixHeavy-Regular/download/6485 ComixHeavy}}''' || Used throughout the site for a variety of puposes. Its use with the most visibility is in the [[Site Components#News|news portion]] of the [[Main Pages]]. Also consistently used for the text "Cheap As Free Toys" on the packaging of [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figures]], and the words in both the [[Homestar Talker]] and [[Coach Z Talker]]. Also used for the title of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] versions 1.0 through 8.0 (with the exception of 7.0). || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Comix-Heavy Sample.png|280px|Go on and see what's new!]]
|- id="Commodore 64"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Commodore-64/download/6517 Commodore 64}}''' || Used extensively throughout the site, but best known for being the [[Compy 386]] font. Also notably used in [[Peasant's Quest]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Commodore 64.png|280px|"And your name is Watered Down!"]]
|- id="Coolvetica"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/coolvetica.php Coolvetica}}''' || Used to simulate the font Helvetica in [[more armies]], though it is not especially similar to Helvetica despite its name. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Coolvetica.png|280px|Boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!]]
|- id="Cooper Black"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Cooper-Black/download/6751 Cooper Black}}''' '''Cooper Std Black''' || Used extensively throughout the site for a large variety of purposes. Notably used for the [[Thnikkaman]]'s wavy announcement lettering, in the [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] logo, on the [[Grape-Nuts Robot]], and for the logo of [[The King of Town's Food#Butter-da|Butter-da]]. Also used consistently for the loading screens of [[Puppet Stuff]] as well as other toons of that size. Cooper Std Black is very similar, and rarely used. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:cooperblack.png|280px|No one can resist.]]
|- id="Copperplate Gothic Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Copperplate-Gothic-Bold/download/6817 Copperplate Gothic Bold}}''' || Infrequently used. Notably used on the theater booklets in [[stupid stuff]], [[part-time job]], and [[No Hands On Deck!]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:copperplategothicbold.png|280px|"I'm gonna be a famous email checker."]]
|- id="Copperplate Gothic Light"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Copperplate-Gothic-Light/download/6821 Copperplate Gothic Light}}''' || Rarely used. Notably used on business cards in [[other days]], [[senior prom]], and [[buried]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Copperplate Gothic Light.png|280px|"I think it has to do with trees!"]]
|- id="Courier New"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Courier-New/download/6983 Courier New}}''' '''Courier New Baltic''' '''Courier New Greek''' '''Courier New TUR''' || Courier New is used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used to simulate a typewriter in both [[secret identity]] and [[fan club]]. Its variants are rarely used and are very similar if not identical. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:courier new sample.png|280px|"I'm slowly but surely making the girls of the world cooler for all us dudes."]]
|- id="Crack Babies"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/crack-babies.font Crack Babies}}''' || Rarely used. Notably used for the title of the movie ''Regenerator 4'' in the horror movie Easter egg of [[disconnected]] and the title for [[Most in the Graveyard]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Crack Babies font.png|280px|Or: Four More Regenerators]]
|- id="Crayon"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.font-zone.com/download.php?fid=2230 Crayon}}''' || Rarely used. Notably used for [[Homestar Runner]]'s "résumé" (aka grocery list) in [[The Interview]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Crayon.png|280px|"...you'll see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields."]]
|- id="Creepy"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.hauntedillinois.com/fonts.php Creepy}}''' || A drippy font used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Noticeably used for the word "Gravy" on [[The King of Town's Food#The KOT's Good Gravy|The KOT's Good Gravy]] in [[for kids]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:creepy.png|280px|"I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!"]]
|- id="Croobie"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/croobie.font Croobie}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used on [[Marzipan]]'s chalkboard in both [[marzipan]] and [[unnatural]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Croobie.png|280px|"...and I really don't like him at all."]]
|- id="Curlz MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Curlz-MT/download/7270 Curlz MT}}''' || Used on the bag of [[Crisps, A-Soy!]] in [[do over]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Curlz MT.png|280px|"Homestar, can you pass the soy crisps?"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===D===
|- id="DeepFreeze"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontstock.net/14338/DeepFreeze.html DeepFreeze}}''' || A font with each character covered in snow. Used for [[The King of Town's Food|Ice Style Cream]] and [[Cold Ones]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:DeepFreeze.png|280px|"Yeah! Yeah! Spoon it up!"]]
|- id="Deng Thick"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/deng-thick.font Deng Thick}}''' || Used for the text "2-E-Z" in [[car]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Deng Thick.png|280px|"Oh cool. What's it going to say? 2-E-Z?"]]
|- id="Denmark"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Denmark-Regular/download/7819 Denmark}}''' || Not often used. It is consistently used for the logo of the [[Corpy NT6]], although the word "Corpy" has been modified by splitting the letters. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CorpyNT6.png|280px|"Oh, man. They got everything blocked now."]]
|- id="DooM"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/DooM/download/8322 DooM}}''' || Used for the words "Blue Laser" on the box of [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Blue Laser Blasts!]] cereal. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:DooM.png|280px|Blue Lazer Blasts!]]
|- id="Dot-Matrix"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Dot-Matrix-Normal/download/8348 Dot-Matrix}}''' || Used on the scoreboard in the New Version of [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Dot-Matrix.png|280px|One day after sports practice...]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===E===
|- id="Eccentric Std"
| '''Eccentric Std''' || Used for the words "Another Releative of Bubs" in [[Most in the Graveyard]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Eccentric Std.png|280px|"Hey, man! Show some respect!"]]
|- id="Edwardian Script ITC"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Edwardian-Script-ITC/download/8870 Edwardian Script ITC}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the captions below the images on [[Strong Sad]]'s DNA Evidence diagram in [[DNA Evidence]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Edwardian Script ITC.png|280px|Yes. The world will never know for sure.]]
|- id="Elephant"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Elephant/download/9034 Elephant}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the logo of [[Cold Ones|'Old Ones]] as well as the text on the King of Town gravestones in an Easter egg in [[original]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Elephant.png|280px|"You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit."]]
|- id="English111 Vivace BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/English-111-Vivace-BT/download/9167 English111 Vivace BT}}''' || Used for [[Strong Sad]]'s handwriting in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:English111 Vivace BT.png|280px|Well, I gotta go.]]
|- id="Engravers MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://penguinfonts.com/fontinfo.php?id=4014 Engravers MT}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used on Strong Bad's gravestone in [[replacement]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Engravers MT.png|280px|Please don't dig up the grave]]
|- id="Enviro"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontyukle.com/en/Enviro.html Enviro}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for [[Presidents|President Truman]]'s quote on the box of [[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]] in [[old comics]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Enviro.png|280px|"Everybody's gonna need one!"]]
|- id="Eras"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Eras/download/9316 Eras}}''' '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Eras-Bold-ITC/download/9297 Eras Bold ITC}}''' '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Eras-Demi-ITC/download/9303 Eras Demi ITC}}''' || Three rarely-used fonts similiar in design with varying thicknesses. The most noticeable use is Eras Demi ITC, used for the word "Death" on [[Strong Sad]]'s painting of a bar of soap in [[unnatural]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Eras Demi ITC.png|280px|Death]]
|- id="EraserDust"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/eraser.font EraserDust}}''' || Similar to ChalkDust but with lowercase letters instead of small caps. Infrequently used for a variety of purposes, and unlike ChalkDust it is not often used on chalkboards. Notably used on cassette tapes in [[cheatday]] and [[time capsule]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:EraserDust.png|280px|"I got fresh jams."]]
|- id="Euphorigenic S"
| '''Euphorigenic S''' || Used for the word "December" on the calendar in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Euphorigenic S.png|280px|"The D'Weeve, Yo!"]]
|- id="Eurostile"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Eurostile/download/9519 Eurostile}}''' || Used for the word "[[Styleron Ecochair|ecochair]]" in [[the chair]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Eurostile.png|280px|"Aww, your snowman died!"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===F===
|- id="Fat"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/fat.htm Fat}}''' || Used for the words "Hollandaise Gift Collection" in [[what i want]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Fat.png|280px|Please Great Aunt Whoever, Don't Get Me This Stuff For Decemberween]]
|- id="FederationBold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/FederationBold/download/9862 FederationBold}}''' || Used frequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used in the logos of [[Videlectrix]], [[Viidelectrix]], and [[Kidelectrix]]; for the numbers on [[Homestar's clock]]; and for the word "[[Styleron Ecochair|Styleron]]" in [[the chair]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Federation Bold.PNG|280px|"We use computers... to make video games!"]]
|- id="Fh_Scribble"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.abstractfonts.com/font/13724 Fh_Scribble}}''' || Used for the band name [[she likes cloth]] in [[independent]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Fh_Scribble.png|280px|"Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown bands..."]]
|- id="Figaro MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Figaro-MT/download/9966 Figaro MT}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Consistently used for the word "Coldson" on [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Coldson Lite]] cans. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Figaro MT.png|280px|Coldson Lite]]
|- id="Fine Hand"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Fine-Hand/download/9990 Fine Hand}}''' || Used for the names in the front cover of both ''[[That Time of Year]]'' and ''[[kids' book|Everyone Is Different]]''. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Fine Hand.png|280px|Does the package have a troll in it? Or maybe a troll?]]
|- id="Fontdinerdotcom"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/fontdinerdotcom.font Fontdinerdotcom}}''' || Only used for a blank space between "Strong Bad" and "Sings" in [[Strong Bad Sings]]. || style="text-align:center" |   ''No image available''  
|- id="Footlight MT Light"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Footlight-MT-Light/download/10295 Footlight MT Light}}''' || Used for the "Old People Music" CDs in an Easter egg in [[anything]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Footlight MT Light.png|280px|Available in Really Slow, Pretty Slow, and Very Slow.]]
|- id="Forte"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Forte/download/10327 Forte}}''' || Used frequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the words "Its dot com" on [[First Time Here?]], "Hello, my name is" on [[name tags]], and the words on the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Forte.png|280px|"Oh, right. Homestarrunner dot net."]]
|- id="Franklin Gothic Book"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Franklin-Gothic-Book/download/10431 Franklin Gothic Book}}''' || Used for the labels "TOTAL JOURNALIST" and "Private Eye/ Crooked Cop" on doors in [[The Interview]] and [[dangeresque 3]] respectively. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Franklin Gothic Book.png|280px|"What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes."]]
|- id="Franklin Gothic Demi"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Franklin-Gothic-Demi/download/10437 Franklin Gothic Demi}}''' || Used infrequently. Notably used for [[Listerine]] containers and for the product names on [[Z' ShopChan]] in [[what I want]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Franklin Gothic Demi.png|280px|"Coach Z, you oughta be ashamed of yourself."]]
|- id="Franklin Gothic Demi Cond"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Franklin-Gothic-Demi-Cond/download/10435 Franklin Gothic Demi Cond}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "12 fl. oz." on cans of [[The King of Town's Food#Butter-da|Butter-da]] and [[Melonade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Franklin Gothic Demi Cond.png|280px|"They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"]]
|- id="Franklin Gothic Heavy"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Franklin-Gothic-Heavy/download/10440 Franklin Gothic Heavy}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the word "December" and the numbers on the calendar at the beginning of [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], as well as the channel number "3" on the [[Telebision]] in both [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[Sloshybowl]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Franklin Gothic Heavy.png|280px|December]]
|- id="Franklin Gothic Medium"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Franklin-Gothic-Medium/download/10450 Franklin Gothic Medium}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the copyright notices for "Cheap As Free Toys" and "Cheap As Free Foodstuffs" in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] and [[candy product]] respectively. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Franklin Gothic Medium.png|280px|"Time to para...troop behind enemy lines!"]]
|- id="Franklin Gothic Medium Cond"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Franklin-Gothic-Medium-Cond/download/10448 Franklin Gothic Medium Cond}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text on the lower half of the WB-46 cans in [[Happy Fireworks]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Franklin Gothic Medium Cond.png|280px|Fuh-lamable.]]
|- id="Freestyle Script"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Freestyle-Script/download/10551 Freestyle Script}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the words ""Promblem-Packed Action!" in [[rough copy]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Freestyle Script.png|280px|Rough Copy!]]
|- id="French Script MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/French-Script-MT/download/10565 French Script MT}}''' || Used for a variety of puposes. Consistenly used for the words "Quite Fancy" on [[ketchup]] bottles and for the word "Lite" on [[Cold One#Coldson Lite|Coldson Lite]] cans. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:French Script MT.png|280px|'Chup]]
|- id="Freshbot"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Freshbot/download/10579 Freshbot}}''' || Used for the name of [[Club Technochocolate]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:freshbot.PNG|280px|Free Country USA's Premier Pwawty Cloughb]]
|- id="Futura Bk"
| '''Futura Bk''' || Used only behind the black border in [[Punkin Stencils]] (2007 and 2008) for the letters "pos". || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura Bk.png|280px|Pick a punkin, any punkin]]
|- id="Futura Lt BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Futura-Lt-BT-Light/download/10809 Futura Lt BT}}''' || Used for the text on the bottom of the label of the [[Cold One|Not So Cold One]] in [[property of ones]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura Lt BT.png|280px|Not so cold one]]
|- id="Futura Md BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Futura-Md-BT-Bold/download/10812 Futura Md BT}}''' || Infrequently used for a variety of purposes. Notably used on the back door of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[origins]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], and [[Jibblies 2]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura Md BT.png|280px|DOOR]]
|- id="Futura Medium Condensed BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontyukle.com/en/Futura+Medium+Condensed+BT.html Futura Medium Condensed BT}}''' '''*Linked font: Futura MdCn BT''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the credits at the end of the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura Medium Condensed BT.png|280px|"Ohhh, it's a PREVIEW. Oh, now I get it."]]
|- id="Futura XBlk BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Futura-Extra-Black-BT/download/10797 Futura XBlk BT}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the years that fly across the screen in [[Senorial Day]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura XBlk BT.png|280px|"Those were all good years."]]
|- id="Futura XBlkIt BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Futura-Extra-Black-Italic-BT/download/10800 Futura XBlkIt BT}}''' || Used on the medallion and for the disclaimer at the end of [[CGNU]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura XBlkIt BT.png|280px|...probably]]
|- id="Futura-Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Futura-Bold/download/10821 Futura-Bold}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for The Count To Three [[song]] in [[for kids]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Futura-Bold.png|280px|"Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three."]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===G===
|- id="Garamond"
| '''Garamond''' || Used for the words "Smell like a Warlord!" on the bottle of Genghis Khan for Women in an Easter egg of [[lady...ing]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Garamond.png|280px|"Smell like a Warlord!"]]
|- id="Garamond Premr Pro Smbd"
| '''Garamond Premr Pro Smbd''' || Used for the black text on the Rhinestone Jazzler box in [[Hremail 62]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Garamond Premr Pro Smbd.png|280px|Um...well, maybe it's sort of a stapler :p]]
|- id="Georgia"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Georgia/download/11493 Georgia}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the words "The Denzel" in [[bedtime story]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Georgia.png|280px|The Cheat's security, um, item.]]
|- id="Gigi"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Gigi/download/11577 Gigi}}''' || Used on the "School of Barbzerdry" flyer in [[haircut]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GigiFont.PNG|280px|No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.]]
|- id="GillSans"
| '''GillSans''' '''Gill Sans MT''' || Two similar fonts. The most notable uses are of Gill Sans MT, namely for for the costume names at the end of [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] as well as for much of the text on the clapboards in [[First Time Here?]] and [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gill Sans MT.png|280px|"Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat..."]]
|- id="Gill Sans Ultra Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Gill-Sans-Ultra-Bold/download/11624 Gill Sans Ultra Bold}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the words "FBI Warning" in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gill Sans Ultra Bold.png|280px|Consider yourself warned.]]
|- id="Glitch0"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Glitch0/download/11746 Glitch0}}''' || The [[Lappy 486]] font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Glitch0.png|280px|(especially you, Katie 80)]]
|- id="Glitch1"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Glitch1/download/11747 Glitch1}}''' || Used for the word "ENCORE!" at the end of [[rock opera]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Glitch1.png|280px|"Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture."]]
|- id="GlooGun"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/GlooGun/download/11757 GlooGun}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for "The Git Outcha Seat Sound" in [[geddup noise]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GlooGun.png|280px|Everybody's favorite style.]]
|- id="Gloucester MT Extra Condensed"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Gloucester-MT-Extra-Condensed/download/11778 Gloucester MT Extra Condensed}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the Fun Size Butterfingers in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gloucester MT Extra Condensed.png|280px|"Tell me this: what's fun about eating less candy?"]]
|- id="GoreFont"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/gorefont.font GoreFont}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the game title "Blood Bleeder" in [[slumber party]], the logo of the [[Minor Foods#Sog Dog|Sog Dog]] in [[environment]], the words shown to represent the "evil half" of the brain in [[Commandos in the Classroom]], and often in [[Halloween]] toons. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GoreFont.png|280px|"Whoa! Jackpot!"]]
|- id="GoSoul"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/GoSoul.htm GoSoul}}''' || Used for the word "Rhinestone" on the Rhinestone Jazzler box in [[Hremail 62]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GoSoul.png|280px|"Rhinestone Jazzler"]]
|- id="Goudy Old Style"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Goudy-Old-Style/download/11963 Goudy Old Style}}''' || Used rarely. Most notably used for the text "THE KOT'S" on a sign in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Goudy Old Style.png|280px|"Step right up and get your Halloween on!"]]
|- id="Goudy Stout"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Goudy-Stout/download/11976 Goudy Stout}}''' || Used infrequently. Notably used for the [[POTATE|POTATES]] sack worn by Sickly Sam and on the gas can in [[Happy Fireworks]], [[pizza joint]], and [[your edge]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Goudy Stout.png|280px|"Can you spare any mush for me?"]]
|- id="Gradl"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Gradl/download/12057 Gradl}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used in the title and for the chapter headings of the [[Count Longardeaux's Book|Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records]] in [[record book]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gradl.png|280px|"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."]]
|- id="Green Screen"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/green-screen.font Green Screen}}''' || The font of the [[Happy 8600]]. Also used for the text "GAMERJoX" and "TH3 3ND" above the GamerJox comic strip in [[web comics]], although the line over the letter "o" was added manually. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Happy8600Font.png|280px|"...a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!"]]
|- id="Gringo Nights"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/gringo-nights.font Gringo Nights}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the names of [[Boardelectrix|COBRA-PULT!!]] in [[what i want]], El Gene's Spit in [[hygiene]], and Puke Drops in [[pet show]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gringo Nights.PNG|280px|A Stupid Game For Dumb Kids]]
|- id="Gungsuh"
| '''Gungsuh''' || Used rarely. Used in the text "'Dr.' Bubs" on one of [[Bubs]]'s business cards in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Gungsuh.png|280px|"The most quackinest!"]]
|- id="GungsuhChe"
| '''GungsuhChe''' || Used rarely. Notably used on [[The Cheat]]'s fake ID in [[cheatday]], although the umlaut was added manually. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:GungsuhChe.png|280px|"Happy The Cheat day, Ilko! May you never get the black lung."]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===H===
|- id="Haettenschweiler"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Haettenschweiler/download/12400 Haettenschweiler}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the text "VCR Repair/ Fashion Consultant" on one of Bubs's business cards in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], and for the title of the [[authorless book]] "Unattractive Detective Stories!!" in [[modeling]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Haettenschweiler.png|280px|"Dr." Bubs]]
|- id="Hamburger Menu"
| '''Hamburger Menu''' || Used for the words "Cool Game" and "Attractive People" in the title of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CoolGameTitleFonts.png|280px|"...they even had to invent Mode 8 just for this game!"]]
|- id="Harlow Solid Italic"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Harlow-Solid-Italic/download/12562 Harlow Solid Italic}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the "but they're in space!" portion of [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|Limozeen cartoon]] titles, on [[Marzipan]]'s [[Ray-Jo]], and for the Chick-O-Stick label in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Harlow Solid Italic.png|280px|"I'm afraid I've got some bad news, boys."]]
|- id="Harrington"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Harrington/download/12575 Harrington}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for [[Le Restige]] in [[the chair]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Harrington.png|280px|"Style and class!"]]
|- id="High Tower Text"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/High-Tower-Text/download/12826 High Tower Text}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "So Straight to DVD it Hurts" on the "Jungle Animals" DVD case in [[licensed]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:High Tower Text.png|280px|So Straight to DVD it Hurts]]
|- id="Highlight LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Highlight-LET-Plain-1-0/download/12855 Highlight LET}}''' || Used for one letter "p" in the "i got your Lappy" ransom note in [[cliffhangers]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Highlight LET.png|280px|"Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?"]]
|- id="Hobo Std"
| '''Hobo Std''' || Used for the "Giant Cockroachland" portion of a book title in [[diorama]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Hobo Std.png|280px|A real book that exists.]]
|- id="Horror"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/horror-hotel.font Horror}}''' || Used for the text "Secret Eating!!!" in Meet Marshie. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SecretEating.png|280px|''Secret Eating'']]
|- id="Hurry Up"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=2166 Hurry Up}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "Don't Be A Jerky, Fry That Turkey!" in [[Toikey TV]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Hurry Up.png|280px|"Each year thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys."]]
|- id="Huxtable"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/huxtable.php Huxtable}}''' || Used in the [[They Might Be Giants]] Easter egg in [[email thunder]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Huxtable.png|280px|"The thought of all those sbemails makes me weeeeeaaaaaak!"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===I===
|- id="Impact"
| '''Impact''' || Used extensively throughout the site. Most notably used for [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the [[No Loafing Sign]], and the [[TeeBee]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:impact.png|280px|"What can I get for ya?"]]
|- id="Imprint MT Shadow"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Imprint-MT-Shadow/download/13397 Imprint MT Shadow}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the gravestones on [[Main Page 7]], for the words "Rock, Rock On" in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], the words "Riggidy Roll!!" in [[An Important Rap Song]], and the words "RRRRRROCK RRRROCK ON!" in [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Imprint MT Shadow.png|280px|"Oh here I come, back from the dead..."]]
|- id="Informal Roman"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Informal-Roman/download/13480 Informal Roman}}''' || Used for the "lilith fair '99" label on a cassette in [[personal favorites]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Informal Roman.png|280px|"PRANK CALL!!"]]
|- id="InkyBear"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/InkyBear/download/13512 InkyBear}}''' || Used in [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Libs]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:InkyBear.png|280px|"The other day I was..."]]
|- id="IRONGATE"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/IRONGATE/download/13687 IRONGATE}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the word "Dungeon" in [[yes, wrestling]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:IRONGATE.png|280px|"Welcome back to the darkest dankest regions of my dungeon!"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===J===
|- id="Jenkins v2.0"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Jenkins-v2-0/download/13888 Jenkins v2.0}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for [[Senor Cardgage]]'s "combolations" sign in [[flashback]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Jenkins v2.png|280px|"I hope you get all my... particles."]]
|- id="Jokerman"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Jokerman/download/13999 Jokerman}}''' '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Jokerman-LET-Plain-1-0/download/13998 Jokerman LET}}''' || Two very similar fonts, both rarely used. The most noticeable use is Jokerman LET when used for "Chocozuma's Revenge" in [[bottom 10]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Jokerman LET.png|280px|"This is all fat-free, right?"]]
|- id="Jokewood"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/jokewood.htm Jokewood}}''' || Used infrequently, but consistently for awards on books found in [[Free Country, USA]], and for the brand name [[Fthoom-Bang]] on bottle rockets. Also noticeably used on banners in [[impression]] and [[origins]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Jokewood.PNG|280px|Ewww, Claire!! Why???]]
|- id="Joystix"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/joystix.font Joystix}}''' || Used as one of the primary fonts for [[games]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Joystix.png|280px|Are you inquiring about a challenge??]]
|- id="Juice ITC"
| '''{{p|l=http://penguinfonts.com/fontinfo.php?id=5044 Juice ITC}}''' || Used in [[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]] in [[highschool]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Juice ITC.png|280px|"We should play in a band, just to be safe."]]
|- id="Junior & Stinky"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/junior-stinky.font Junior & Stinky}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the [[Homestar Talker|Strong Bad Talker]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Junior & Stinky.png|280px|I can beat the crap out of my brother, Strong Sad, the total loser guy. I am a champion.]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===K===
|- id="Kabel Ult BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Kabel-Ultra-BT/download/14139 Kabel Ult BT}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the names of the flavors of [[The King of Town's Food|Ice Style Cream]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kabel Ult BT.png|280px|"Want another scoop of casserole flavored?"]]
|- id="Karloff"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/karloff.font Karloff}}''' || Used rarely. Noticeably used for the words "Shiver With Flavor" in [[the show]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Karloff.PNG|280px|"I'll say it twice!"]]
|- id="Keep on Truckin"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/keep-on-truckin-fw.font Keep on Truckin}}''' '''*Linked font: Keep on Truckin'FW''' || Used for the words "Cleans Teeth!" in [[Donut Unto Others]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Keep on Truckin.png|280px|"The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements"]]
|- id="KidTYPEPaint"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontcubes.com/KidTYPEPaint.font KidTYPEPaint}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the intro credits of both [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] and [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:kidtypepaint.PNG|280px|MU-HU-HA-HA]]
|- id="Kino MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.newfonts.net/index.php?pa=show_font&id=113 Kino MT}}''' || Used on the label of "Genghis Khan" in an Easter egg in [[lady...ing]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kino MT.png|280px|"Smell like a Warlord!"]]
|- id="Kozuka Gothic Pro H"
| '''Kozuka Gothic Pro H''' || Used for the words "Fights Cavities" in [[Donut Unto Others]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kozuka Gothic Pro H.png|280px|"The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements"]]
|- id="Kristen ITC"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Kristen-ITC/download/14754 Kristen ITC}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for [[Strong Bad]]'s diploma from [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] in both [[CGNU]] and [[Homestar Quiz]] as well as for most of the text in [[If I Ran The Camera]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kristen ITC.png|280px|"Do you want to be more awesome? Sure! We all do."]]
|- id="Kunstler Script"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Kunstler-Script/download/14835 Kunstler Script}}''' || Used for the words "by Strong Sad" on the cover of the book "Poem Tome" seen in an Easter egg in [[love poems]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kunstler Script.png|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===L===
|- id="La Bamba LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fonts101.com/xt_fontdetails_az_FID!13230~La_Bamba_LET~font.html La Bamba LET}}''' || Used for the words "Schenectady" and "mad chunks of real dough!" on boxes of [[Schenectady Crispies]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:La Bamba LET.png|280px|"I hope I don't get caught!"]]
|- id="Latha"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Latha/download/15038 Latha}}''' || Used for the numbers and symbols on the buttons of the [[Cakkalate]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Latha.png|280px|Cakkalater]]
|- id="LcdD"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/LcdD/download/15121 LcdD}}''' || Used frequently, primarily for digital readouts. Most notably used on [[the VCR]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], the [[clock radio]], the [[Cakkalate]], and [[SeeDees]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LCDD.png|280px|12:00]]
|- id="LED Real"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/led-real.font LED Real}}''' || Used for the numbers on the display and the word "BACK" in the old version of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LED Real.png|280px|"Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back."]]
|- id="Leisure Script"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.windowfonts.com/fonts/leisure-script.html Leisure Script}}''' || Used for the word "For" in the title of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CoolGameTitleFonts.png|280px|"...they even had to invent Mode 8 just for this game!"]]
|- id="Linoscript"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Linoscript/download/15422 Linoscript}}''' || Fancy handwriting font, used for the slogan of [[The Cheatcakes]] in [[stupid stuff]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LinoscriptSample.png|280px|Just ask The Cheat!]]
|- id="Lithograph"
| '''Lithograph''' || Used for the Aluminum Foil in [[halloweener]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Lithograph.png|280px]]
|- id="Logger"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.copyfonts.com/logger Logger}}''' || Used for the "Buffalo-Style Ranch" sign in [[pizzaz]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Buffalo-style.png|280px|"Here comes the Stong Bad!"]]
|- id="Lucida Calligraphy"
| '''Lucida Calligraphy''' || Used rarely. Notably used for [[Strong Sad]]'s [[Strong Libs]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LucidaCalligraphy.png|280px|Once there was a boy...]]
|- id="Lucida Console"
| '''Lucida Console''' || Used for the "c" and "mc" buttons on the [[Cakkalate]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Lucida Console.png|280px]]
|- id="Lucida Handwriting"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Lucida-Handwriting-Italico/download/16024 Lucida Handwriting}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the words "[[wear a bikini]]" on [[Main Page 15]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:LucidaHandwriting.png|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===M===
|- id="Magneto"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Magneto-Negrito/download/16217 Magneto}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the "[[Scoreboard|Score Show-a]]", the [[Ghetto Blastro]], the [[MixMastah 800]], and the "coola" in [[labor day]] and [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Magneto.png|280px|"Atta boy!"]]
|- id="Maiandra GD"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Maiandra-GD/download/16225 Maiandra GD}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "Banner Ad Valorum" below the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] medallion in [[theme song]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Maiandra GD.png|280px|"Banner Ad Valorum"]]
|- id="Matisse ITC"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Matisse-ITC/download/16494 Matisse ITC}}''' || Used for the word "DEATH" on the auction sign in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Matisse ITC.png|280px|"Creeping" Silent "DEATH" Auction]]
|- id="Matura MT Script Capitals"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Matura-MT-Script-Capitals/download/16528 Matura MT Script Capitals}}''' || Rarely used. Notably used for the intro credits of [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Matura MT Script Capitals.png|280px]]
|- id="Mekanik LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Mekanik-LET-Plain-/download/16620 Mekanik LET}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used several times in [[Senor Mortgage]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mekanik LET.png|280px|"You name it, we've got it."]]
|- id="Mercurius Script MT Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Mercurius-Script-MT-Bold/download/16662 Mercurius Script MT Bold}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used in the "Burn & Dodge" web comic in [[web comics]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mercurius Script MT Bold.png|280px|PLASTIC WRAP!]]
|- id="Mesquite Std"
| '''Mesquite Std''' || Used for the letters "SRV" on [[Carol]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mesquite Std.png|280px]]
|- id="Metal as in Heavy"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/metal-as-in-heavy.font Metal as in Heavy}}''' || Used on the cover of [[Taranchula]]'s album "Shady Missionaries" in [[more armies]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Metal as in Heavy.png|280px|Fairly Religious Overtones]]
|- id="Metal Lord"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Metal-Lord/download/16709 Metal Lord}}''' || An infrequently used font based on [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden|Iron Maiden]]'s logo. Though used for a variety of purposes, its usage often relates to [[Limozeen]] or [[Taranchula]]. Also notably used in the title of [[Secret Collect.]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Metal Lord.png|280px|Gary and Larry rehearse their moves.]]
|- id="Mister Television"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.erfifonts.com/m.htm Mister Television}}''' || Used on the Depressio Beach [[postcard]] in [[Somber Vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mister Television.png|280px|"Wish U were here!"]]
|- id="MisterEarl BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Mister-Earl-BT/download/17000 MisterEarl BT}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Most notably used on the "You Reek-A!" [[t-shirt]] in both [[underlings]] and the [[Store T-Shirts|Store]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MisterEarl BT.png|280px]]
|- id="Mistral"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.splash.it/grafica/ttf/download.htm?path=/varie/varie-m/mistral.ttf Mistral}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "Sucky Mountain, Colorado" in the bumper sticker Easter egg of [[redesign]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mistral.png|280px|Do Loafing!]]
|- id="Modern No. 20"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Modern-No--20/download/17055 Modern No. 20}}''' || Rarely used. Notably used for the text "Idiot and Moron" in [[environment]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Modern No. 20.png|280px|respectively]]
|- id="MomsTypewriter"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.abstractfonts.com/font/10989 Mom´sTypewriter}}''' || A rarely used font designed to simulate an inferior typewriter. Notably used to identify the costumes in [[Jibblies 2]], and for a significant portion of the text in the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MomsTypewriter.png|280px|"Daaa... I heard that."]]
|- id="Monotype Corsiva"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Monotype-Corsiva/download/17201 Monotype Corsiva}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "I'm way prettier than you." in [[sugarbob]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Monotype Corsiva.png|280px|"So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web-savvy."]]
|- id="Motrhead"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/motrhead.php Motrhead}}''' || Used for much of the text in [[Homestarloween Party]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Motrhead.png|280px|"Once, there was this green gobliiiin... and um, he used to... look aroooound..."]]
|- id="MotterFemD"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/MotterFemD/download/17319 MotterFemD}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Most notably used for [[Carol]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MotterFemD.png|280px|"Ooh, E scale. Nice choice."]]
|- id="MS PGothic"
| '''MS PGothic''' || Used on the "Video Thyme" window and for the music video credits in [[death metal]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MS PGothic.png|280px]]
|- id="MS Reference Serif"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/MS-Reference-Serif/download/17372 MS Reference Serif}}''' || Used in the words "A game made up by Lem Sportsinterviews" and the entire RULES page of the instructions for [[Three-to-One Marny]] as seen in [[army]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MS Reference Serif.png|280px|The player to reach the endzone first, wins.]]
|- id="MS Reference Specialty"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/MS-Reference-Specialty/download/17373 MS Reference Specialty}}''' || A font made up of different presentations of fractions, used for the glitch'd fanstuff description in [[virus]]. The text actually spells out "sticktoyourbooks". || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:RefspecialtyPreview.PNG|280px|sticktoyourbooks]]
|- id="MS UI Gothic"
| '''MS UI Gothic''' || Used for the "Qwark Xpress" info on the brochure in [[more armies]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:MS UI Gothic.png|280px|Boy, do the On Point Kings have a brochure for you!]]
|- id="Mufferaw"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Mufferaw/download/17379 Mufferaw}}''' || Used on the box of [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|Soundy Puffs]] cereal. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mufferaw.png|280px|"Real Sounds In Every Puff!"]]
|- id="Myriad Pro"
| '''Myriad Pro''' || Used for the letters "L" and "R" in [[MixMastah 800]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Myriad Pro.png|280px]]
|- id="Myriad Pro Cond"
| '''Myriad Pro Cond''' || Used for the text "printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink" on [[New Paper]] in [[environment]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Myriad Pro Cond.png|280px|100% post-consumer]]
|- id="Myriad Pro Light"
| '''Myriad Pro Light''' || Used for the superscript text "tm" behind the words "Takesteppa" and "Free" in [[specially marked]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Myriad Pro Light.png|280px|tm]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===N===
|- id="Narkisim"
| '''Narkisim''' || Used for the title of the [[authorless book]] ''Things I'm About To Say'' in [[Trogday 08]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Narkisim.png|280px]]
|- id="Niagara Engraved"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Niagara-Engraved/download/17884 Niagara Engraved}}''' || Used on the "Best in Sheen" trophy in [[pet show]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Niagara Engraved.png|280px|Hotly contested.]]
|- id="Niagara Solid"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Niagara-Solid/download/17886 Niagara Solid}}''' || Used on the headline "Cheat Commandos Actually Doing Stuff" in [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Niagara Solid.png|280px|"What type of crap is that?"]]
|- id="Nimbus Script"
| '''Nimbus Script''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the name of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's L'est Stand]] in [[Date Nite]] and [[Quality Time]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Nimbus Script.png|280px|"Can I start you two off with a glass of 'Breaking Up', or perhaps 'Never Seeing Each Other Again' with capers?"]]
|- id="NimbusSanT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/NimbusSanT/download/18086 NimbusSanT}}''' || Rarely used. Notably used for the engraving of "[[Presidents|Van Buren]]" on busts in both [[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|The Cheat's character video]] and [[candy product]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:NimbusSanT.png|280px|Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.]]
|- id="NimbusSanTCon"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/NimbusSanTCon/download/18094 NimbusSanTCon}}''' || Used for the @ symbol on [[New Paper]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:NimbusSanTCon.png|280px|"Come on, New Paper, disappoint me!"]]
|- id="NOKIA 5110 FontSet"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.themeworld.com/cgi-bin/preview.pl/fonts/nok_5110.0.zip NOKIA® 5110 FontSet}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the font of the [[Block]] from [[other days]], for [[50K Racewalker]], and for [[Strong Sad]]'s first [[Strong Sad's iPod|iPod]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:NOKIA 5110 FontSet.PNG|280px|"Now time for a refreshing glass of piemonade..."]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===O===
|- id="OCR A Extended"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/OCR-A-Extended/download/18393 OCR A Extended}}''' '''OCR A Std''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Most notably used for [[New Paper]]. OCR A Std is very similar, and rarely used. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OCR A Extended.png|280px|"Are you ever not running out of ink?"]]
|- id="OCRB"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/OCRB/download/18402 OCRB}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for both the name ([[Lem Sportsinterviews]]) and card number on the [[Superfied Credit Union]] ATM Card. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OCRB.png|280px|Pin:5675]]
|- id="Odessa LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Odessa-LET-Plain-1-0/download/18420 Odessa LET}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Most notably used for the title of [[The Show]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:TheShowLogo.png|280px|"Gentlemen: hands on buzzers."]]
|- id="Old English Text MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Old-English-Text-MT/download/18489 Old English Text MT}}''' || Used for a variety of puposes. Notably used for [[Strong Sad]]'s handwriting in [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[depressio]], [[rock opera]], [[fan club]], and [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Old English Text MT.PNG|280px|"Okay, contestant number one, your name is... Strong.. Sad?"]]
|- id="OldDreadfulNo7 BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Old-Dreadful-No-7-BT/download/18483 OldDreadfulNo7 BT}}''' || Used for one of the question marks during the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide-show in [[space program]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OldDreadfulNo7 BT.png|280px|Will you be among the hot '60s-looking girls?]]
|- id="One Stroke Script LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/One-Stroke-Script-LET-Plain-/download/18613 One Stroke Script LET}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Most notably used for the sign on [[Da Huuuuuudge]]'s enclosure in [[animal]] and [[alternate universe]], and the words shown to represent the "good half" of the brain in [[Commandos in the Classroom]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:fortheloveofpete.png|280px|"Oh, wow! Look at the Huuuuuudge!"]]
|- id="Orange LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Orange-LET-Plain-1-0/download/18710 Orange LET}}''' || Used for the words "and the Challenge of the Crystal Shards" in [[Twenty THANXty Six]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Orange LET.png|280px|"Will we ever find all the colors before the bad guy?"]]
|- id="Orator Std"
| '''Orator Std''' || Used for the text labeling the battery cover on the assembly instructions for the [[Cheat Commandos HQ|Cheat Commandos Headquarters Playset]] in [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Orator Std.png|280px|"...that's our way in!"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===P===
|- id="P22 Folk Art Block"
| '''P22 Folk Art Block''' || Used for the stitched word "Tennis" on [[The Paper]]'s polo shirt in [[the paper]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:P22 Folk Art Block.png|280px]]
|- id="P22 Folk Art Cross"
| '''P22 Folk Art Cross''' || Used for the stitched lettering on the [[Cold Ones]] needlepoint in [[property of ones]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:P22 Folk Art Cross.png|280px]]
|- id="P22 Folk Art Extras"
| '''P22 Folk Art Extras''' || Used for Strong Bad's blue sweater graphic (the font's capital letter "V") in [[Happy Dethemberween]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:P22 Folk Art Extras.png|280px]]
|- id="P22 Folk Art Square"
| '''P22 Folk Art Square''' || Used for the lettering on the casserole dish in [[your edge]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:P22 Folk Art Square.png|280px|"Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my..."]]
|- id="P22 Folk Art Stitch"
| '''P22 Folk Art Stitch''' || Used for the stitched lettering on polo shirts in [[other days]] and [[cliffhangers]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:folk art stitch.png|280px|"Oh, man. Did you play Online Gaming last night?"]]
|- id="Palatino Linotype"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Palatino-Linotype/download/18966 Palatino Linotype}}''' || Used for the numbers on "The Beleaguered: Alliance" [[Trading Cards|trading cards]] in [[trading cards]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Palatino Linotype.png|280px|For musky nerds to play in the basement of the freshman dorms.]]
|- id="Papyrus"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Papyrus/download/19066 Papyrus}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the words "Walking with Trogdor" in [[myths & legends]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Papyrus.png|280px|Walking with Trogdor]]
|- id="Parade"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Parade/download/19079 Parade}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the name "PANTSBURG" on a [[postcard]] in [[vacation]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Parade.png|280px|Not anywhere near as fabulous as it appears in the photograph.]]
|- id="Parchment"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Parchment/download/19100 Parchment}}''' || Used rarely. Most significantly used for [[Strong Sad]]'s signature in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] but also notably used on cassettes seen in the [[booOOMbox]] in [[radio]], [[geddup noise]], [[unnatural]], and [[Date Nite]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Parchment.png|280px|"Hoping you don't get shivved..."]]
|- id="ParkAvenue BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Park-Avenue-BT/download/19114 ParkAvenue BT}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used in [[Sbemail 150?!?]] for [[Strong Sad]]'s storyboards. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ParkAvenue BT.png|280px|"We begin with a claustrophobic close-up of typing with boxing gloves on."]]
|- id="Peanuts"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Peanuts/download/19231 Peanuts}}''' || A font patterned after [[Wikipedia:Charles M. Schulz|Charles Schulz]]'s lettering in the comic strip ''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]''. Typically used by [[The Brothers Chaps]] for text found within comics, though it's also notably used on signs that [[The Poopsmith]] has been known to hold up. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Peanuts.png|280px|"Coach Z, you have a real sucky imagination."]]
|- id="Pepita MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Pepita-MT/download/19312 Pepita MT}}''' || Used on "The Beleaguered: Alliance" [[Trading Cards|trading cards]] in [[trading cards]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pepita MT.png|280px|For musky nerds to play in the basement of the freshman dorms.]]
|- id="Perfect DOS VGA 437"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/perfect-dos-vga-437.font Perfect DOS VGA 437 }}''' || Used for the [[Compé]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[File:Compé Font.png|280px|"So sleek! So-phisticated! So, Compé!]]
|- id="Period X"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Period-X/download/19343 Period X}}''' || Used primarily for text in [[games]]. Also notably used for the logo of the [[Block]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Period X.png|280px]]
|- id="Perpetua"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Perpetua/download/19359 Perpetua}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text on the [[Words I Probably Said]] cassettes in [[autobiography]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Perpetua.png|280px|"I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you."]]
|- id="Perpetua Titling MT"
| '''Perpetua Titling MT''' || Used on the [[Homestar Talker]] box on the [[Third Games Menu]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Perpetua Titling MT.png|280px|"I am Homestar. Making a delicious marshmallow is great! Marzipan is totally going to win the game with you and Strong Bad. Awesome!"]]
|- id="Placard Condensed"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Placard-Condensed/download/19619 Placard Condensed}}''' || Used most consistently on a portion of the packaging of [[Cheat Commandos]] [[Action Figure Character Variations|Action Figures]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Placard Condensed.png|280px|"Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"]]
|- id="Playbill"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Playbill/download/19709 Playbill}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for "Flavor Taste Style" in [[2 emails]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Playbill Font.png|280px|"Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it!"]]
|- id="Pleasantly Plump"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/pleasantly-plump.font Pleasantly Plump}}''' || Notably used in both the [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and [[Blubb-O's]] logos. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:FluffyPuffMarshmallowsLogo.png|280px|"Before I drink a tall glass of melonade..."]]
|- id="Plump MT"
| '''Plump MT''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Most notably found on the package of [[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Plump MT.png|280px|"They fit on top of each other!"]]
|- id="Pointy"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/pointy.font Pointy}}''' || Used for much of the hand-drawn intro credits for Pom Pom's indie film in [[independent]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:pointy.png|280px|"Ooh, in fact, just call it 'city comma state'."]]
|- id="Poor Richard"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Poor-Richard/download/19831 Poor Richard}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the title of [[Ballad of The Sneak]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Poor Richard.png|280px|"I know a lively fellow..."]]
|- id="Poornut"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fonts101.com/xt_fontdetails_az_FID!28151~Poornut~font.html Poornut}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the title of the board game [[Boardelectrix|Color Wheel Roulette]] in [[redesign]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Poornut.png|280px|50% fewer deaths than Russian variety]]
|- id="Poplar Std"
| '''Poplar Std''' || Used for the name "[[LEMKE]]" on one of [[Homestar Runner]]'s passes in [[business trip]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Poplar Std.png|280px|"I've been going nuts with our lanyard per diem."]]
|- id="Porky's"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Porky-s/download/19858 Porky's}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used on the technical difficulties screens in both [[pizzaz]] and [[Fall Float Parade]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sbemail pizzaz porkysfont.png|280px]]
|- id="PosterBodoni BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/PosterBodoni-BT-Roman/download/19899 PosterBodoni BT}}''' || Used for [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'s sign in [[alternate universe]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PosterBodoni BT.png|280px|"Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shan't make anything appear!"]]
|- id="Potrzebie"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Potrzebie/download/19921 Potrzebie}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes, but most notably used for the [[Site Components#News|news button]] on the [[Main Pages]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Potrzebie.png|280px]]
|- id="Prestige Elite Std"
| '''Prestige Elite Std''' || Used on [[Limozeen]]'s contract rider in [[concert]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Prestige Elite Std.png|280px|"And also a deviled egg tray!"]]
|- id="Pristina"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Pristina/download/20063 Pristina}}''' || Used for the text "Wildernessman withst Sea-Beast" in [[myths & legends]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pristina.png|280px]]
|- id="Prototype Pavilion"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/Prototype_Pavilion.htm Prototype Pavilion}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the [[CompressOR]] in [[Drive-Thru]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Prototype Pavilion.png|280px|"It's time to employ... The Compressor!"]]
|- id="PT Banana Split"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontmagic.com/alphabet/p-free-ttf-fonts-for-download.php PT Banana Split}}''' || Fancy handwriting font used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]] and higher, though The Brothers Chaps have manually replaced the apostrophe with one of their own design. Also frequently used for the title screens of [[Puppet Stuff]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:marz-font.png|280px|Hi, this is Marzipan...]]
|- id="Pump Demi Bold LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Pump-Demi-Bold-LET-Plain-1-0/download/20175 Pump Demi Bold LET}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used on the [[Phonetime XL8]], and for the words "Homestar's Clock" on [[Homestar's Clock]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pump Demi Bold LET.png|280px|"It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message."]]
|- id="pUNK********"
| {{inlinecontentwarning}} '''{{p|l=http://www.fontsy.com/font_details_1898.html pUNK********}}''' || A font similar to Impact, but with scratches throughout. Most noticeably used for the words "Death Metal Dungeon" in the title of the [[Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour]] and for the word "CRISP" in [[candy product]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:pUNK Font.png|280px]]
|- id="Pussycat"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.getfreefonts.info/free_font.pussycat.html Pussycat}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Most notably used for [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] toons and on the [[Delicious "Bag"]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SweetCuppinCakesLogo.png|280px|Nothing to do with the cartoon itself.]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===Q===
|- id="Quixley LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Quixley-LET-Plain-1-0/download/20569 Quixley LET}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the words "[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste|Fancy Laundry Paste]]" in [[radio]], the words "Greetings from Peasantry" on the [[Snowglobe]], and the words on the box of [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] in [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Quixley LET.png|280px|"Don't eat it like the cartoon, man."]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===R===
|- id="Raavi"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Raavi/download/20598 Raavi}}''' || Used for an asterisk in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Raavi.png|280px|*]]
|- id="Rage Italic"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Rage-Italic/download/20639 Rage Italic}}''' || Rarely used. Most noticeably used for the company name "[[Styles Upon Styles]]" and its slogan "Steep prices and trees!" in [[animal]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rage Italic.png|280px|"Steep prices and trees!"]]
|- id="Rage Italic LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://font-zone.com/download.php?fid=1378 Rage Italic LET}}''' || Used for the text "Stookley's" in an Easter egg in [[part-time job]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rage Italic LET.png|280px|Stookley's]]
|- id="Raskin"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Raskin/download/20714 Raskin}}''' || A crooked font, frequently used in [[Old-Timey]] toons. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:cankickinfont.png|280px|Kick it.]]
|- id="Ravie"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Ravie/download/20736 Ravie}}''' || Used for the titles of, and most of the text in, both [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] and [[The Reddest Radish]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:JumpingJackTitle.PNG|280px|"Any contestant that ceases to jump jack, even for a moment, is out of the competition."]]
|- id="Rockwell"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Rockwell/download/21124 Rockwell}}''' || Used infrequently. Notably used for the instructions of the [[Homestar Talker]], the credits screen of the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], as well as the words "Reel", "Take", and "Track" in [[Puppet Jam]]s, and the recipe for [[Marzipan]]'s Famous Thanksgiving Faux-ducken in [[Toikey TV]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rockwell.png|280px]]
|- id="Rockwell Condensed"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Rockwell-Condensed/download/21118 Rockwell Condensed}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "Tuesdays @ 8:30" in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rockwell Condensed.PNG|280px]]
|- id="Rockwell Extra Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Rockwell-Extra-Bold/download/21119 Rockwell Extra Bold}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for: most of the [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] "DVD Menu"; the text "Puppet Jam Recordings" in [[Puppet Jam]]s; the text "Sound-O-Vision" in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]] and [[That A Ghost]]; and the welcome mat in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Malloween Commercial]], and [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rockwell Extra Bold.png|280px]]
|- id="Rolloglide"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/rolloglide.font Rolloglide}}''' || Used on the loading screen and for the word "Decemberween" in [[Hooked on Decemberween]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rolloglide.png|280px|"Hooked on Decemberween"]]
|- id="Rounded Informal"
| '''Rounded Informal''' || A font with rounded edges used most consisently for the lettering on [[Swiss Cake Roll]] boxes (although font Alba Matter was used for the ones in [[garage sale]]). Also notably used for the words "Marshmallows Last Stand" in [[The Interview]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Rounded Informal.png|280px|"Oh, hey guys!"]]
|- id="Ruach LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Ruach-LET-Plain-1-0/download/21439 Ruach LET}}''' || Used for the word "Mud" in the [[Super Mud]] Easter egg of [[date]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Ruach LET.png|280px|"Marzipan's gotta face fulla super mud and I'm feelin' fine."]]
|- id="Runic MT Condensed"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontyukle.com/en/Runic+MT+Condensed.html Runic MT Condensed}}''' || Used in the title of the [[Periodicals|newspaper]] "Trade Papes" in [[independent]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Runic MT Condensed.png|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===S===
|- id="Sand"
| '''{{p|l=http://sandcat.nl/~jake/games/wodfonts/index.php Sand}}''' || Used for the text "CLICK HERE TO EMAIL STRONG BAD!!" in [[superhero name]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sand.png|280px]]
|- id="Saturday Morning Television"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Saturday-Morning-Television/download/21775 Saturday Morning Television}}''' || A font created by modifying font Bauhaus 93. Used for the word "Stupid" in the title of [[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]] in [[modeling]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Saturday Morning Television.png|280px|Why Some People Think Saying Ka-Winky-Dink Is Funny - pg. 143]]
|- id="Script MT Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Script-MT-Bold/download/21961 Script MT Bold}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the titles of children's books [[That Time of Year]] and [[kids' book|Everyone Is Different]]. Also used for multiple product slogans. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Script MT Bold.png|280px|"De Giant Mantis is almost here. Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman!"]]
|- id="serif_v01"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.orgdot.com/aliasfonts/ serif_v01}}''' || Used for most of the text in [[TROGDOR!]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:serif_v01.png|280px|-Get an extra man every 300 points]]
|- id="Sevenet 7"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.abstractfonts.com/search/Sevenet%207 Sevenet 7}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Pom Pilot]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sevenet 7.png|280px|"Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool... "]]
|- id="SF Atarian System"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/atarian-system.font SF Atarian System}}''' || Used on [[Homestar Runner]]'s "Game Program Instructions" pamphlet in [[more armies]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SF Atarian System.png|280px|"Say, you like pamphlets? Here's a pamphlet!"]]
|- id="SF Atarian System Extended"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/atarian-system.font SF Atarian System Extended}}''' || Used for the "Big Ol' Mall" and bar of soap in [[hygiene]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SF Atarian System Extended.png|280px]]
|- id="Showcard Gothic"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Showcard-Gothic/download/22872 Showcard Gothic}}''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used for [[Tito|Tito the Tophaticent]]'s top hat, and in the title of [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:showcardgothic.png|280px|"Introducing... Tito the Tophaticent!"]]
|- id="Shruti"
| '''Shruti''' || Used for the question mark on the box for "The Stab Yourself!" in an Easter egg in [[nightlife]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Shruti.png|280px|"Try NOT to stab yourself!"]]
|- id="SignPainter HouseSlant"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.downloadheaven.co.uk/results.asp?find=SignPainter+HouseSlant SignPainter HouseSlant}}''' || A slanted font. Used extensively throughout the site for a large variety of purposes. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SignPainter HouseSlant Font.PNG|280px|Wear A Bikini!!]]
|- id="SimHei"
| '''{{p|l=http://cooltext.com/Download-Font-%E9%BB%91%E4%BD%93+Sim+Hei SimHei}}''' || Used for the dollar signs in [[Where U Goin' 2?]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SimHei.png|280px|"Get a freelance animation job..."]]
|- id="Smartie CAPS"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=1052 Smartie CAPS}}''' || Used infrequently. Notably used on the [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]] in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], and [[original]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Smartie CAPS.png|280px|"Well, let's see here. Candy bars, popcorns, ketchup, catsup... Uh, nope! I'm fresh outta Cheats."]]
|- id="Smudger LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Smudger-LET-Plain-1-0/download/23204 Smudger LET}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text "AWW MAN. IT MELTED." in an Easter egg in [[caffeine]], and for the opening credits of [[Jibblies 2]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Smudger LET.png|280px|"For my project, I opted to use more social studies...a-than science."]]
|- id="Snap ITC"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Snap-ITC/download/23213 Snap ITC}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the credits during the jazzy music in [[theme song]], and for the text "How Come?" in [[space program]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Snap ITC.png|280px|"Coming up later on Three is 4 Tonite..."]]
|- id="Souvenir Lt BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Souvenir-Light-BT/download/23360 Souvenir Lt BT}}''' || Used for the words "A Chorus Of" on [[Marzipan]]'s sign in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Souvenir Lt BT.png|280px|"Ready, everybody? A-one, and a-two, and a-here we go!"]]
|- id="Space Toaster"
| '''Space Toaster''' || Used infrequently for a variety of purposes. Notably used in the logo of [[Cat Mess]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Space Toaster.png|280px|Feline Clumpuoles]]
|- id="Square721 BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.allfontz.com/modules.php?name=allfontz&char=S&no=1460 Square721 BT}}''' || Used for a variety of purposes. Notably used for the [[Compy 386]] logo, the letters and numbers on the [[booOOMbox]], and the text "Ages 3-5" on the packaging of [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figures]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Square721 BT.png|280px|"A spectacle of graphics and sound!"]]
|- id="Staccato222 BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Staccato-222-BT/download/23649 Staccato222 BT}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the "WINE COOLA" labels in [[Commandos in the Classroom]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Staccato222 BT.png|280px|"Ah-ha ha ha! You're deep-dish!"]]
|- id="Stencil"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Stencil/download/23800 Stencil}}''' '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Stencil-BT/download/23787 Stencil BT}}''' '''Stencil Std''' || Three very similar fonts, their most apparent difference seems to be their quotation marks and apostrophes. Stencil BT is used most frequently and for a large variety of purposes. Notably used for the [[Heavy Lourde]], the [[Puke Pail]], modern [[Potate]] bags, the numbers on the [[race track]], and markings on cardboard boxes and wooden crates (including the [[soapbox]]). || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Stencil BT.png|280px|"Welcome to oblivion, Danger-skew!"]]
|- id="Sterling"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Sterling/download/23833 Sterling}}''' || Used for the text "I sure do hate matches." in [[Pom Pom]]'s thought balloon in [[Pom Pom, Too]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sterling.png|280px|he doesn't play with matches]]
|- id="Street Cred"
| '''Street Cred''' || Used for the words "track listing" in [[Hooked on Decemberween]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Street Cred.png|280px|"I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents."]]
|- id="Sumdumgoi"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.dafont.com/sumdumgoi.font Sumdumgoi}}''' || Used for the title of [[Fortune Cookies]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sumdumgoi.png|280px|You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.]]
|- id="Swiss911 XCm BT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Swiss-911-Extra-Compressed-BT/download/24275 Swiss911 XCm BT}}''' || A sans serif font. Used for the words "Smoothies, Too!" in [[lunch special]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Swiss911 XCm BT.png|280px|Smoothies, Too!]]
|- id="Sydnie"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fonts101.com/xt_fontdetails_az_FID!24922~Sydnie~font.html Sydnie}}''' || Used infrequently. Primarily used for [[games]] and the [[Corpy NT6]] font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sydnie.PNG|280px|You cannot get the FLASK.]]
|- id="Sylfaen"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.sofontes.com.br/en/Sylfaen/download/24307 Sylfaen}}''' || Used rarely. Notably used for the text during the Easter eggs of [[little questions]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sylfaen.png|280px]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===T===
|- id="Tahoma"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.boldfonts.com/fonts/T/Tahoma.html Tahoma}}''' || Used for the text "fine tip permanent" on the permanent marker. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tahoma.png|280px|"Max out your Cloits and Dloits with the ease of a thousandaire."]]
|- id="Tahoma Small Cap"
| '''Tahoma Small Cap''' || Used for the label on the Kleenload box in [[original]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tahoma Small Cap.png|280px|...behind that washer/dryer box...]]
|- id="Team MT"
| '''Team MT''' || Used for the slogan "Buy all our playsets and toys!!" in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]] and [[An Important Rap Song]]. Also frequently used for subjects relating to college and/or sports. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Team MT Sample.png|280px|"Weekdays at 4:30."]]
|- id="Techno"
| '''Techno''' || Used on the front of the [[The VCR|XL ProTime VHS/VCR Player]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Techno.png|280px|"Then I duct-taped an alarm clock to your VCR."]]
|- id="Tekton Pro"
| '''Tekton Pro''' || Used for the text "Flying Okays" on the Mediocre Institute pennant Easter egg in [[bike thief]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tekton Pro.png|280px|MI: Mediocre Institute]]
|- id="Tekton Pro Cond"
| '''Tekton Pro Cond''' || Used for the label of the "Tube Cream" in [[hygiene]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tekton Pro Cond.png|280px|"By fifth grade the damage is already done."]]
|- id="Tekton Pro Ext"
| '''Tekton Pro Ext''' || Used for the "Click gently..." link on [[New Paper]] in [[environment]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tekton Pro Ext.png|280px|New Paper, doing his part.]]
|- id="Tempus Sans ITC"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.newfonts.net/index.php?pa=show_font&id=181 Tempus Sans ITC}}''' || Used for the "Strong Sad's Haunted Haikus" banner in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tempus Sans ITC.png|280px|So sick of Smarties.]]
|- id="ThereChat2"
| '''ThereChat2''' || Used for the letter "g" in the "i got your Lappy" ransom note in [[cliffhangers]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThereChat2.png|280px|"Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?"]]
|- id="ThereSignHead1"
| '''ThereSignHead1''' || Used for various purposes. Most notably it is used for the text "DRY T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!" in [[bottom 10]] and "WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOU TO FLUSH TWICE!" in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThereSignHead1.png|280px|"Absolutely No H2O!!"]]
|- id="ThereSignHead2"
| '''ThereSignHead2''' || Used in the text "e-NIVERSITY" on the medallion in [[theme song]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThereSignHead2.png|280px|"At CGNU, one year equals one click."]]
|- id="ThereSignHead3"
| '''ThereSignHead3''' || Used frequently and for various purposes. Is consistently used for the labels on [[paint]] cans, and for the text on [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'s buttons. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:theresignhead3.png|280px|"I never pass up a chance to stick it to the man!"]]
|- id="ThereSignText1"
| '''ThereSignText1''' || Used for the text on the chocolate hundred-dollar bills in [[different town]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThereSignText1.png|280px|"Imitation chocolate!"]]
|- id="ThereSignText2"
| '''ThereSignText2''' || Used for the slogan ("Eat'em like candy!") of [[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]] in [[time capsule]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:ThereSignText2.png|280px|Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]
|- id="Times New Roman"
| '''Times New Roman''' '''Times New Roman Baltic''' || Times New Roman is used extensively throughout the site for a variety of purposes. Notably used in [[coloring]] for the names of the crayons and most of the text in the [[Limozeen Coloring Book]]. Times New Roman Baltic is used rarely and has a similar, if not identical, appearance. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:timesnewroman.png|280px|"Grab a box of sixty-four, with a sharpener built right in!"]]
|- id="Tiranti Solid LET"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fonts101.com/xt_fontdetails_az_FID!17151~Tiranti_Solid_LET~font.html Tiranti Solid LET}}''' || Used for the title of "Da News Papes" in [[underlings]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tiranti Solid LET.png|280px|Back Pape is good, too.]]
|- id="Tire Shop Demo Version"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/Tire_Shop_Demo_Version.htm Tire Shop Demo Version}}''' || Used for the name "J William Pom Thomas C Pom" during the intro credits of [[Pom Pom]]'s film in [[independent]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tire Shop Demo Version.png|280px|J William Pom Thomas C Pom]]
|- id="Transylvania"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001freefonts.com/transylvania.htm Transylvania}}''' || Used for the words "Folding Chair" in [[yes, wrestling]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Transylvania.png|280px|Strong Bad's Folding Chair Dungeon]]
|- id="Trebuchet MS"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.discusgroup.co.uk/trebuchet.htm Trebuchet MS}}''' || Used for the entire olde version of [[The King of Town DVD]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Trebuchet MS.png|280px|But he worries all the time.]]
|- id="Tw Cen MT"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.ufonts.com/tw-cen-mt/ Tw Cen MT}}''' || Primarily used for the word "contrast" on the [[Tandy 400]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:tw cen mt font.png|280px|contrast]]
|- id="Tw Cen MT Condensed"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.ufonts.com/tw-cen-mt-condensed/ Tw Cen MT Condensed}}''' || Most consistently used for music video credits. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tw Cen MT Condensed.png|280px|Dir: The Cheat]]
|- id="Tw Cen MT Condensed Extra Bold"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.ufonts.com/tw-cen-mt-condensed-extra-bold/ Tw Cen MT Condensed Extra Bold}}''' || Used for the list of courses to study at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] as seen in [[CGNU]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tw Cen MT Condensed Extra Bold.png|280px|Or GET YOUR DEGREE!]]
|- id="Twentieth Century Poster1"
| '''Twentieth Century Poster1''' || Font designed to look like movie poster lettering. Used most noticeably for [[The Pizz]] pizza boxes. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Twentieth Century Poster1.png|280px|Also available in Slumber Party Style!]]
|- id="Typewise Alpha"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fabfonts.com/fonts/typewise-alpha.htm Typewise Alpha}}''' || Used for the text "SX:" in the game title [[Lewis Rudkin SX: england]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Typewise Alpha.png|280px|SX:]]
|- id="TypewriterRough"
| '''TypewriterRough''' || A frequently used font designed to simulate an inferior typewriter, as seen in the title of ''Rough Copy!'' in [[rough copy]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:TypewriterRough.png|280px|Rough Copy!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===U===
|- id="Utility"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/Utility.htm Utility}}''' || Used for the "Cliff" sign in [[Old-Timey]] toons. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Utility.png|280px|Cliff]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===V===
|- id="Verdana"
| '''Verdana''' || Rarely used. Found on [[The Cheat]]'s "see", "gee", "in", and "you" cards in [[mascot]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Verdana.png|280px|"Me?"]]
|- id="Victorian LET"
| '''Victorian LET''' || Infrequently used. Found in the title of [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] and on the [[No Loafing Sign|Loafing Not Permitted]] sign. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Victorian LET.png|280px|Short Shorts]]
|- id="Viner Hand ITC"
| '''Viner Hand ITC''' || A rarely-used handwriting font; it's found in the header of the Podstar Runner background. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Viner Hand ITC.png|280px|podstar.runner]]
|- id="Vladimir Script"
| '''Vladimir Script''' || A handwriting font used for the text "Sings..." on the [[Strong Bad Sings]] album covers. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Vladimir Script.png|280px|Sings...]]
|- id="VOY DOT LCD"
| '''VOY DOT LCD''' || A font that looks like the lettering of a scrolling LED sign. Used extensively throughout the site, but best known for being the font of [[The Paper]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:VOY DOT LCD.png|280px|Preeeeow!]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===W===
|- id="Warnock Pro"
| '''Warnock Pro Caption''' '''Warnock Pro Light Caption''' '''Warnock Pro SmBd''' '''Warnock Pro SmBd Caption''' '''Warnock Pro Subhead''' || Each of the fonts in this font family are very similar, and are very infrequently used. The most noticeable use is Warnock Pro Caption in [[An Important Rap Song]] for the phrase "Holler for a Dollar". || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Warnock Pro Caption.png|280px|Holler for a Dollar]]
|- id="Webdings"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.fontfiles.com/Fonts/Detailed/777.html Webdings}}''' || A symbol font that is rarely used. It is most noticeably used in one of the instant messages in [[marzipan]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Webdings.png|280px|i seriously hope you didn't somehow decode this. it would make me real sad.]]
|- id="Weltron Urban"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=383 Weltron Urban}}''' || A military-type font used consistently on the packaging of [[Cheat Commandos]] [[Action Figure Character Variations|Action Figures]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Weltron Urban.png|280px|Not A Good Commando Name!!]]
|- id="Westminster"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.newfonts.net/index.php?pa=show_font&id=196 Westminster}}''' || A font based on the machine-readable numbers printed on checks. Used extensively throughout the site, but best known for being the [[Tandy 400]] font. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Westminster.png|280px|"And if so, what kind of powers do you have?"]]
|- id="Westwood LET"
| '''{{pl|l=http://www.newfonts.net/index.php?pa=show_font&id=197 Westwood LET}}''' || A font with various border effects, not used consistently. It is most noticeably used for the words "Chocolardiac Arrest" in [[bottom 10]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Westwood LET.png|280px|"Oh, that looks sinful."]]
|- id="Wide Latin"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.newfonts.net/index.php?pa=show_font&id=114 Wide Latin}}''' || A wide font, not used consistently. It is most noticeably used on the wanted poster in [[Ballad of The Sneak]]. || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Wide Latin.png|280px|WANTED]]
|- id="WP IconicSymbolsA"
| '''{{p|l=http://www.pickafont.com/fonts/W/Wp%20Iconicsymbolsa.html WP IconicSymbolsA}}''' || A symbol font with a wide variety of star shapes. In [[Everybody To The Limit]], this font is used once for the word "on" in the phrase "I said come on, Fhqwhgads!" || style="text-align:center" | [[Image:WP IconicSymbolsA.png|280px|"I said come on, Fhqwhgads!"]]
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===X===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===Y===
|- style="background:#EEE"
| colspan=3 |

===Z===
|}

==See Also==
*[[Fonts By Toon]]

[[Category:Lists]]

User:Rob T Firefly

Rob T Firefly — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:18:29 GMT

Rob T Firefly:

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Just another nerd from New York, USA.

[http://robvincent.net me dot net]

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User:Rob T Firefly

Rob T Firefly — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:18:13 GMT

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Teen Girl Squad Issue 2

Rob T Firefly — Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:21:29 GMT

Rob T Firefly: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:tgs2.PNG|thumb|Hopes of reaching 1st base]]

'''Teen Girl Squad Episode #2'''

The Teen Girl Squad tries to get some boys.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[The Birds]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Cloud Monster|Cloud Monster]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No I In Team Boy|No I In Team Boy]], {{Film|Thomas}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|The Vulture and the Bat]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}

'''Places:''' [[Places Strong Bad Made Up|TCYBCBY]]

'''Date:''' February 10, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 1:12

'''Page Title:''' Teen Grrrl Squad!!

== Transcript ==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}'' So and So ''{school spirit!}'' What's Her Face ''{pity friend}'' The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}''

''{open to the girls standing in the TGS field}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?

'''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD! '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' OKAY!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I mean, so good.

''{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!

'''SO AND SO:''' w00t!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' w00t!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started!

''{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating cloud}'' *chomp chomp*

''{cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy!

''{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's-Her-Face's kneecaps}''

'''THOMAS:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' What happened to her?

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{speech bubble only}'' Thomas hit her with a bat ''{voice only}'' She got hurt

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' Let's date.

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm down!

''{So and So and No I In Team Boy walk offscreen to the right. The Ugly One gets swooped by an vulture}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Swoop!

''{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Grasped!

''{cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing!

''{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' CHILDREN!

''{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys?

'''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{The TGS music starts again}'' Let's get yogurt!

''{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY Yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies!

''{cut to end card}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!

'''The End'''

== Fun Facts ==

*Psoriasis is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
*The name of the yogurt place is a parody of [[Wikipedia:TCBY|TCBY]], a [http://www.tcby.com chain] of frozen yogurt and ice cream stores.
*When cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
*"[[Wikipedia:Jimmies|Jimmies]]" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.
**Oddly, the term "jimmies" is primarily used in the Northeast, where it refers to chocolate sprinkles. This is odd because [[The Brothers Chaps]] are from Georgia.
*"I think I have a chance with this guy" would later become a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].
*What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground because she's vegan, according to issue 6.
*Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".
*On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
*What's-her-face's "I mean, so good" word balloon has a white background, covering the lines in the background.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:tgs2.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]]
*[[HR:tgs2.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad]]