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Quote of the Week

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The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
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! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2007-03-01"
| 01 Mar 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/hstabasco.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| [[the movies]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-22"
| 22 Feb 2007
| [[HR:weeklies/lifingforlove.mp3|download]] (link currently broken)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers)''': "You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!"
| [[theme song]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-15"
| 15 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:valentimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]] (and the other girls)''': "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get?  Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-08"
| 08 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:bubsgonzola.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] (singers)''': "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| [[unnatural]]

|- id="QW-2007-02-01"
| 01 Feb 2007
| [[Mirror:marzy_booty.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Word booty!"
| [[looking old]]

|- id="QW-2007-01-18"
| 18 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:ss_caffeine.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." ''{quote continues: "Run you down the field like a ''{stutters}'' clown!"}''
| [[caffeine]], though under Strong Bad's voiceover

|- id="QW-2007-01-11"
| 11 Jan 2007
| [[Mirror:bubs_crabadonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| [[the chair]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| 21 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| 14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| 07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| 30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| 09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]] (singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| 12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| 25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| 18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| 07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor Foods#Melt Shake|Melt Shake]] (singers):''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| 31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| 03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| 27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| 20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| 13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| 06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| 18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| 11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| 04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| 27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| 06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| 30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] outtake

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]

|- id="QW-matt"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Who Said What?]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" when played in Windows Media Player. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].
*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (7.8 MB ZIP archive)] 105 Quotes, current as of 28 April 2006.

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[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Quote of the Week Character Heads

Saturn — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:54:28 GMT

Saturn: /* Permanent Character Heads */ update

These are the '''character heads''' embedded in the [[Quote of the Week]] Flash file. Note that not all of these have been used since the Quote of the Week format changed to include them. Homestar Runner's and Marzipan's eyes blink, just as they do in toons.

==Permanent Character Heads==
These are character heads of main characters, which are permanently left in the swf and often reused.
<gallery>
Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|<center>[[Homestar Runner]] ''Last used 21 Dec 2006''</center>
Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Bad]] ''Last used 7 Dec 2006''</center>
Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Sad]] ''Last used 18 Jan 2007''</center>
Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|<center>[[Bubs]] ''Last used 11 Jan 2007''</center>
Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|<center>[[Coach Z]] ''Last used 08 Dec 2005''</center>
Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Marzipan]] ''Last used 01 Feb 2007''</center>
Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|<center>[[The King of Town]] ''Last used 13 Jul 2006''</center>
Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Mad]] ''Last used 14 Apr 2005''</center>
Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|<center>[[Homsar]] ''Last used 25 Nov 2005''</center>
Image:qod 10 - marshie.PNG|<center>[[Marshie]] ''Last used 20 Oct 2006''</center>
Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|<center>[[Senor Cardgage]] ''Last used 27 Apr 2006''</center>
Image:qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG|<center>[[Cheerleader]] ''Last used 15 Feb 2007''</center>
Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|<center>[[So and So]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 14 - whats her face.PNG|<center>[[What's Her Face]] ''Last used 09 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 15 - the ugly one.PNG|<center>[[The Ugly One]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|<center>[[Stinkoman]] '''Unused''' </center>
Image:qod 17 - 1up.PNG|<center>[[1-Up]] ''Last used 01 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|<center>[[Gunhaver]] '''Unused''' </center>
Image:qod 19 - fightgar.PNG|<center>[[Fightgar]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 20 - silent rip.PNG|<center>[[Silent Rip]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 21 - crackotage.PNG|<center>[[Crackotage]] ''Last used 27 Feb 2005''</center>
Image:qod 22 - reynold.PNG|<center>[[Reynold]] ''Last used 15 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG|<center>[[Blue Laser Commander]] ''Last used 31 Aug 2006</center>
Image:qod 24 - eh steve.PNG|<center>[[Eh! Steve!]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>[[Doreauxgard]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG |<center>[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ''Last used 17 Nov 2005''</center>
Image:qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG|<center>[[The Homestar Runner]] ''Last used 30 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Sickly Sam]] ''Last used 22 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 29 - 1936 marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 30 - 1936 coach z.PNG|<center>[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] '''Unused'''</center>
</gallery>

==Temporary Character Heads==
These are character heads of minor characters, which are added to the swf when in use and then removed.
<gallery>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>[[The Geddup Noise]] ''Used 29 Sep 05''</center>
Image:qod_horriblepainting.PNG|<center>[[Horrible Painting]] ''Used 06 Oct 05''</center>
Image:qod_dumple.png|<center>[[The Jolly Dumple]] ''Used 09 Feb 06''</center>
Image:qod 34 - small mouth.PNG|<center>Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]] ''Used 18 May 2006''</center>
Image:qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG|<center>Shirtless [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] ''Used 20 July 2006''</center>
Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|<center>[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] ''Used 27 July 2006''</center>
Image:Meltshake.png|<center>[[Minor Foods|Melt Shake]] ''Used 07 Sep 2006''</center>
Image:Qow_vidguys.png|<center>[[Videlectrix|Videlectrix guys]] ''Used 17 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 39 - kingbubs.png|<center>[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] ''Used 8 Feb 2007''</center>
</gallery>

[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Cheerleader

Saturn — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:52:53 GMT

Saturn: /* Quotes of the Week */ New quote

[[Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Cheer on Cheerleader]]
[[Image:Kiddie_Cheerleader.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Teeny Tiny Cheerleader (not really)]]
[[Image:Cheerleader_color.png|thumb|right|220px|Colorized Cheerleader!]]

==Biography==

'''Cheerleader''' is the ''de facto'' leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She may be seen as a critique of the "popular" teenage girl - hence, she obsesses about her appearance (specifically fashion) and focuses her energies on dating older or popular boys.

She leads the Teen Girl Squad with her shrill, domineering manner. While the other members of the Squad usually follow her without question, they consider her leadership oppressive. After her demise shortly into [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], the rest of the squad was overjoyed and cheered, "We're free! The tyranny is over!", as they were now free to follow their own pursuits.

Cheerleader's trademark is her dress, which sports a different saying in every episode. Most sayings indicate either her puerile nature ("li'l brat"), vanity ("2 cute") or her ongoing search for boys ("boy monger"). She also has blonde hair, which she always wears in pigtails.

Like the rest of the Squad, Cheerleader often meets a gruesome or unexpected end. She does not always die, however: she was the sole surviving member in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|first issue]] and was nearly the sole survivor of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but was apparently eaten "off camera" by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|the shark]] at the end of the toon.

Despite her boy mongering, Cheerleader has, as of yet, failed to successfully date someone, with the exception of going to the Friday night dance with [[Eh! Steve!]] in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]. When she tried to ask the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Quarterback|Quarterback]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], she was CEREBELLUM'D. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], she was SAILING MISHAP'D! after she yelled at the olda boys for correctly thinking she was the same age as [[So and So]]. The trend continues in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], where her attempts to flirt with a trio of Scots only results in her being CABER-TOSS'D (only 23 metres). However, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]], she goes on a mission to "Valentimes Day" cards from as many different boys as she can, and recieves cards from many different boys. She only values them for the "[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mindy|Mindy]] cred" as she clubs each boy immediately after getting his card.

In issue 5, when she and [[So-and-So]] were trying to get the "Olda boys" to date them, So-and-So said they were in 8th grade. If this is accepted as accurate, she might be supposed to be about 14 years old.

===Pre-K Version===

Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]] was the chubby foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).

==Title Card Descriptions==
* hair products! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
* cheer! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
* growth spurt! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* boy crazy! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* cool parents! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* two piece! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
* wants a pony ([[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]])
* fattycakes! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* top 40 hits! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* backyard pool! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* groovy grapefruit pink ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* cell phone! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* red undies! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])

==Text on Shirts==
* diva ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] and [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
* li'l brat ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* huge bat ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* princess ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* boys please ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* purty ([[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]])
* coolier than thou ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* suga sweet ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* x-girl ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* sperld rott'n ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
* sell fish ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* deady's girl ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* baby daddy ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* hot v2.0 ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* who ♥ed? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* kiss boys (Easter egg in [[theme park]])
* de (Easter egg in [[death metal]])
* solid gold (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* party thyme (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* hott type! (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* rich grrl (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* 2 cool 4 u (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* boy monger (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* 2 cute (Teen Girl Squad Menu)

==Hurt and/or Killed by==
*Being grasped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a bat]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
*[[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|Giant Brain Mech]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*A sailing mishap ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*Being squished by a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Man|fat man]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Falling into the Arrow'd Guy's mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Being chomped on by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|a shark]] (never actually shown) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Being run over by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Learner's Permit Girl|Learner's Permit Girl]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Being caber-tossed by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*Having her body parts rearranged ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*A "Blinding voip" from [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg's]] bare chest ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*Being skewered by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The USB Dongle Goblin|The USB Dongle Goblin]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:Cheerleader Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."|[[death metal]] Easter egg|Mirror:cheer jiggyjuggas.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of [[Pizza|pizza]]!"|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]|Mirror:ooncha all.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Two, three, four, what time is it? It's Valentimes! What time is it? It's Valentimes! What're we gonna get? Several boys! How're we gonna do it? Uh...um...er..."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]|HR:weeklies/valentimes.mp3}}
|}

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Weekly Fanstuff

Saturn — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:48:48 GMT

Saturn: New one

Sketchbook

Saturn — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:42:17 GMT

Saturn:

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Saturn — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:40:18 GMT

Saturn: Sketchbook for February 15 2007

== Summary ==
[[Sketchbook]] for February 15 2007
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

File:Fanstuff021507.png

Saturn — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:39:36 GMT

Saturn: Weekly Fanstuff for February 15 2007

== Summary ==
[[Weekly Fanstuff]] for February 15 2007
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

Talk:Teen Girl Squad Issue 12

Saturn — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:51:26 GMT

Saturn: /* Emoticon */ I know too much about emoticons

== In Progress? ==
I started working on a TGS Issue 12 page, but I didn't get very far. Since the page appears to be under construction, I'll just put my work so far on the Discussion Page in case it's of any use to anyone. (Sorry if this is the wrong thing to do; I'm not a frequent editor.) I also uploaded a few screenshots that can be used in the TGS12 article.

{content removed to make it look less like the article and more like the talk page}

:Hey, no problem. Only the transcript is in progress, feel free to change all other sections. I've copied some of your stuff over already :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 08:40, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Subtitle claim? ==

Go to [[Subtitles:tgs12/en]] if someone wants to claim it... --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]]

== Bulimia ==
I don't know how to start a STUFF page, but if someones wants to do that, I'd like to argue the "Gag me with a spoon refers to bulimia" statement. I suppose it does technically, but in this case, I'm sure the reference is more that it is a classic mid-90's Valley Girl phrase. --[[User:Racerx is Alive|racerx_is_alive]] 16:32, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

It's actually an 80s valley girl phrase, which makes it even more fitting for the era of Mindy's reign.

:I agree — I think the phrase means something like "that's so pathetic I'm going to puke", but I don't think it necessarily refers to bulimia, even in this instance. I see it's already been removed, so if someone strongly believes it should stay, then they can STUFF it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:51, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::I was the one who removed it (before signing up an account). I didn't see there was a discussion here, but it's gratifying to see that everyone here agrees with me on the issue. I just found it a stretch. Bulimics really aren't known to use spoons, and the phrase says nothing about vomiting, just gagging. So as someone who grew up in that era, I found the assertion ridiculous - [[User:Boffo97|Boffo97]] 16:57, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Cheerleader's shirt ==
Cheerleader's shirt reads "Who (heart)ed?" Gotta be a riff on "Who farted?" --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:07, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

:Sounds plausible to me — I can't think of what else it could mean. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

:"Who loved," maybe?

::Sure, it ''could'' mean that, but that wouldn't be amusing in the slightest. "Who hearted" is definitely the intended pronunciation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:10, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

:Totally a riff on "Who farted." --[[User:Racerx is Alive|racerx_is_alive]] 15:00, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

== Cheerleader's phone ==
Not necessarily an LG. <s>Could be</s> To me, it looks more like a [[Wikipedia:Danger Hiptop|T-Mobile Sidekick]]. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:17, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:I agree. When I first saw it, I thought 'T-Mobile Sidekick.' Not 'LG Whateveritis.'

== CRKR ==
Hmmm...Croaker? Meaning he's toast? --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:35, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:The phone looks like it's made out of CRacKeRs, to me. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::Ah. I've looked at it again. You are correct, sir. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 18:04, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Frontways Cupid ==

Does anyone know what Frontways Cupid actually refers to? I'm assuming that Cupid is some emotion that has been done incorrectly, but I don't know what.

:I think it's supposed to be [[Wikipedia:Cupid|Cupid]] arching a bow and arrow. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:53, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::I'm not seeing it. --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 18:37, 12 Feb 2007 (UTC)

:::I don't think you're supposed to see it, at least not easily. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::::I can see it... the > is the legs, the K is the wings, the O is the head and the )-> is the bow and arrow. Imagine you're seeing it from above. :) {{User:Saturn/sig}} 01:44, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

:::::Oh, good call. That's a lot clearer now. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

== Patchbeard vs. Peter Puberty ==

Which should we consider to be the name of the first boy that shows up: "Patchbeard" or "Peter Puberty"? Either way, the choice is somewhat arbitrary, since both could be construed simply as nicknames Cheerleader makes up for him. However, "patchbeard" is spelled with a lowercase p, and "Peter Puberty" is spelled with two uppercase ones. This is very uncharacteristic for TGS — normally all the sentences are entirely in lowercase or entirely in uppercase, regardless of proper nouns or beginnings of sentences. So, I lean towards "Peter Puberty" for his name, even though it may be arbitrary which one we choose. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:06, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:I prefer Patchbeard myself. (I'd also like to say that when it was first mentioned on the wiki, before I watched the toon, it sounded like a pirate to me.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::While we're at it... Does anybody else think ''Peter Puberty'' might be a poke at [[wikipedia:Pete Doherty|Pete Doherty]]? They both look pretty run-down... <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 19:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::: Notice that Cheerleader calls him "Patchbeard" when she's being nice to him, and "Petey Puberty" once she's got her card and doesn't care about him any more. I think we should stick with Patchbeard as his name. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:05, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::::I can buy that argument. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:55, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

:::::I think "Peter Puberty" sounds better to me, ttyl! - {{User:Derrickee3/sig}} 04:08, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::I agree with Jay and Trey.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:18, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::::I say we come up with some other name or something. Peter Puberty is an insult, not a name, and patchbeard is more of a nickname, kind of like when people call eachother dude or such. y'know? [[User:Yadaman|Yadaman]] 14:31, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

== Blond vs. blonde ==

Jay has added a remark about Patchbeard using "blond" instead of "blonde" to refer to Cheerleader. Although "blonde" is the preferred spelling when referring to females, "blond" is commonly used as well. This may not merit a remark. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 20:06, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:According to Webster, both forms are correct [http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/blonde].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:07, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:: [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blonde Wiktionary] (and knowledge of French) were my sources. Of note, Wiktionary also says that the "blond" spelling is not only male-specific, but uncommon outside of the UK, though I'm familiar with the "blond" spelling and TBC have used "blond" before (in reference to Limozeen in [[death metal]], if I'm not mistaken). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:11, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:::I haven't actually seen the cartoon; I've only read the script. But if the script is correct, he uses it as an adjective ("You're blond") rather than a noun ("You're a blond"). I seem to recall reading that "blond" is always the adjective form regardless of gender, but I'll have to find the dictionary entry for it (it was a sort of usage note in the dictionary that came with one version of Microsoft Works, I think).--[[User:Tally Solleni|Tally Solleni]] 21:36, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::::You can use both spellings either way. See the dictionary links already in this discussion.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:37, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::My preferred usage is "blonde," because I think it looks better. I agree with Jay. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 03:19, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::''a person having blond hair -- spelled blond when used of a boy or man and usually blonde when used of a girl or woman'' --M-W.
::::::Blonde is the preferred spelling for a girl, but it's not completely incorrect usage to use blond to describe Cheerleader. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:25, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

OK, now we have established that it's only unusual to call a girl "blond", but not wrong. The question is if this is notable enough for a remark. I don't think it is. We can't make a fun fact for every unusual word or spelling.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 03:33, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

:I agree — if it's less preferred, but not incorrect English, it's not noteworthy. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:35, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

That's what I was asking. Out it goes. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 04:32, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

== Mindy cred ==

Mindy cred/indie cred is clever, but it sounds like a stretch to me. What think ye? --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 23:42, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

:It DOES sound like a stretch, but they could have easily done "credibility". That and Mindy cred? What the heck's that mean. Methinks we keep it for now. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:44, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::I'd never heard of indie cred, and I couldn't figure out what Cheerleader was talking about until this fact was posted. It sounds reasonable to me, since I've never heard "cred" in any other context. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:06, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

:::[http://m-w.com/dictionary/cred M-W.com] is being a big help today. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 04:45, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

== discussion'd, possibly stuff'd ==

* The wizard's line: "So you like cloth?" is a reference to many [[Wikipedia:Role-playing_game|fantasy games]] in which wizards are restricted to cloth armour.
 
could someone tell me how to stuff this? {{User:Csours/sig}} 01:42, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

:Sure, follow the instructions at [[HRWiki:STUFF/Newpage]], and let me know if you have any questions. I'll keep an eye on it and make sure everything's right.

:By the way, did you notice that What's Her Face says a similar line earlier in the toon before the Wireless Wizard is introduced?

:Hope this helps, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:49, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

==Word Up?==

I don't think TECH-NO-LOG-IC-AL RO-MANCE is in any way a reference to Cameo's Word Up. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 00:56, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

==Quote of the Week==

I see a Quote of the Week coming. [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 01:03, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

==Emoticon==

Just for my own curiosity, is <B actually used as an emoticon? Someone wearing a dunce cap and sunglasses?? I even tried looking up different lists of emoticons to no avail. [[User:Hrjogger|Hrjogger]] 16:33, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
:I think it's supposed to be a mistyped <3, which stands for a heart. {{User:Saturn/sig}} 16:51, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

==Blood==

It seems as though there is another reference to blood, with Cheerleader and Class Prez, with the blood being black (since the cartoon is drawn in red already). Should this be under Remarks or Inside references? Sorry, I'm just new and not really sure. —[[User:Theallknowingpants|Theallknowingpants]] 16:43, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Talk:Teen Girl Squad Issue 12

Saturn — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:44:55 GMT

Saturn: /* Frontways Cupid */ comment

== In Progress? ==
I started working on a TGS Issue 12 page, but I didn't get very far. Since the page appears to be under construction, I'll just put my work so far on the Discussion Page in case it's of any use to anyone. (Sorry if this is the wrong thing to do; I'm not a frequent editor.) I also uploaded a few screenshots that can be used in the TGS12 article.

{content removed to make it look less like the article and more like the talk page}

:Hey, no problem. Only the transcript is in progress, feel free to change all other sections. I've copied some of your stuff over already :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 08:40, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Subtitle claim? ==

Go to [[Subtitles:tgs12/en]] if someone wants to claim it... --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]]

== Bulimia ==
I don't know how to start a STUFF page, but if someones wants to do that, I'd like to argue the "Gag me with a spoon refers to bulimia" statement. I suppose it does technically, but in this case, I'm sure the reference is more that it is a classic mid-90's Valley Girl phrase. --[[User:Racerx is Alive|racerx_is_alive]] 16:32, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

It's actually an 80s valley girl phrase, which makes it even more fitting for the era of Mindy's reign.

:I agree — I think the phrase means something like "that's so pathetic I'm going to puke", but I don't think it necessarily refers to bulimia, even in this instance. I see it's already been removed, so if someone strongly believes it should stay, then they can STUFF it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:51, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::I was the one who removed it (before signing up an account). I didn't see there was a discussion here, but it's gratifying to see that everyone here agrees with me on the issue. I just found it a stretch. Bulimics really aren't known to use spoons, and the phrase says nothing about vomiting, just gagging. So as someone who grew up in that era, I found the assertion ridiculous - [[User:Boffo97|Boffo97]] 16:57, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Cheerleader's shirt ==
Cheerleader's shirt reads "Who (heart)ed?" Gotta be a riff on "Who farted?" --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:07, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

:Sounds plausible to me — I can't think of what else it could mean. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:24, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Cheerleader's phone ==
Not necessarily an LG. Could be a [[Wikipedia:Danger Hiptop|T-Mobile Sidekick]]. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:17, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== CRKR ==
Hmmm...Croaker? Meaning he's toast? --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 17:35, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:The phone looks like it's made out of CRacKeRs, to me. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::Ah. I've looked at it again. You are correct, sir. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 18:04, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Frontways Cupid ==

Does anyone know what Frontways Cupid actually refers to? I'm assuming that Cupid is some emotion that has been done incorrectly, but I don't know what.

:I think it's supposed to be [[Wikipedia:Cupid|Cupid]] arching a bow and arrow. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:53, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::I'm not seeing it. --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 18:37, 12 Feb 2007 (UTC)

:::I don't think you're supposed to see it, at least not easily. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:39, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

::::I can see it... the > is the legs, the K is the wings, the O is the head and the )-> is the bow and arrow. Imagine you're seeing it from above. :) {{User:Saturn/sig}} 01:44, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

== Patchbeard vs. Peter Puberty ==

Which should we consider to be the name of the first boy that shows up: "Patchbeard" or "Peter Puberty"? Either way, the choice is somewhat arbitrary, since both could be construed simply as nicknames Cheerleader makes up for him. However, "patchbeard" is spelled with a lowercase p, and "Peter Puberty" is spelled with two uppercase ones. This is very uncharacteristic for TGS — normally all the sentences are entirely in lowercase or entirely in uppercase, regardless of proper nouns or beginnings of sentences. So, I lean towards "Peter Puberty" for his name, even though it may be arbitrary which one we choose. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:06, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:I prefer Patchbeard myself. (I'd also like to say that when it was first mentioned on the wiki, before I watched the toon, it sounded like a pirate to me.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::While we're at it... Does anybody else think ''Peter Puberty'' might be a poke at [[wikipedia:Pete Doherty|Pete Doherty]]? They both look pretty run-down... <nowiki>~~</nowiki>[[User:RavuAlHemio|Ravu]] 19:21, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::: Notice that Cheerleader calls him "Patchbeard" when she's being nice to him, and "Petey Puberty" once she's got her card and doesn't care about him any more. I think we should stick with Patchbeard as his name. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:05, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::::I can buy that argument. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:55, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Blond vs. blonde ==

Jay has added a remark about Patchbeard using "blond" instead of "blonde" to refer to Cheerleader. Although "blonde" is the preferred spelling when referring to females, "blond" is commonly used as well. This may not merit a remark. --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 20:06, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:According to Webster, both forms are correct [http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/blonde].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:07, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:: [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blonde Wiktionary] (and knowledge of French) were my sources. Of note, Wiktionary also says that the "blond" spelling is not only male-specific, but uncommon outside of the UK, though I'm familiar with the "blond" spelling and TBC have used "blond" before (in reference to Limozeen in [[death metal]], if I'm not mistaken). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:11, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
:::I haven't actually seen the cartoon; I've only read the script. But if the script is correct, he uses it as an adjective ("You're blond") rather than a noun ("You're a blond"). I seem to recall reading that "blond" is always the adjective form regardless of gender, but I'll have to find the dictionary entry for it (it was a sort of usage note in the dictionary that came with one version of Microsoft Works, I think).--[[User:Tally Solleni|Tally Solleni]] 21:36, 12 February 2007 (UTC)
::::You can use both spellings either way. See the dictionary links already in this discussion.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:37, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Mindy cred ==

Mindy cred/indie cred is clever, but it sounds like a stretch to me. What think ye? --[[User:Bigscarymike|BigScaryMike]] 23:42, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

:It DOES sound like a stretch, but they could have easily done "credibility". That and Mindy cred? What the heck's that mean. Methinks we keep it for now. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:44, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Join us next week when So and So jumps a shark ==

Did this episode disappoint anyone else? For me the only really good parts were both voodoos, the Mindy shrine, and the return of the Gregs...I mean, this was hardly as good as 11, which had me nearly in tears the first time I watched it. --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 19:03, 12 Feb 2007 (UTC)

:That might be the point, actually. With something as satirical as any of Strong Bad's creations, they may intentionally be trying to jump the shark. Who knows? But this discussion is probably better suited for the forum. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 00:06, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

== discussion'd, possibly stuff'd ==

* The wizard's line: "So you like cloth?" is a reference to many [[Wikipedia:Role-playing_game|fantasy games]] in which wizards are restricted to cloth armour.
 
could someone tell me how to stuff this? {{User:Csours/sig}} 01:42, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

unnatural

Saturn — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:21:54 GMT

Saturn: /* Remarks */ What about bottom 10?

{{sbenav|166|strong badathlon|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail166.png|thumb|"It's a giant Bubs from outer space!"]]

''Bubs has grown to 100 feet tall! What are we to do?!''

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}} ([[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]), {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' February 5, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: storms</div>
Hey Strongbad, 
 
'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad enunciates "'Sup, man", "wonderin'", and "'n stuff" and reads the lack of a name as "From, Nobody".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dodges around}'' Hey! Whoa! Heh! Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes nobody. You could hurt ''somebody''. You could hurt... yourself.

''{Strong Bad turns away from his Lappy as quiet music begins to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking as if in a public service announcement}'' Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad. If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe flinger, please call our hot, free number. ''{waves his hand as 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC appears in yellow lettering}'' Or give them a charlie horse right away.

''{Strong Bad turns back to his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' As for H.R. Hurricanesnstuf, we've dealt with disasters, but mainly those of a decidedly UNnatural s-s-s-sort.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat having a tea party in Strong Badia.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The ground shakes as the table bounces and the dishes clatter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. ''{a second shake}'' What the—

''{Cut to a long shot as the ground bounces a third time.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.

''{An enormous gray foot crashes down from the sky, destroying a section of the fence and sending everything flying.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHA!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{very startled The Cheat noises}''

''{Oriental music plays as a pan upwards reveals the giant to be Bubs, dubbed "King Bubsgonzola Supreme".}''

'''SINGERS:''' King Bubsgonzola! King- King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{terrified}'' It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or... mutated by radiation! Or... from the depths of the ocean! Or... flushed down the toilet!

''{Homestar appears a few feet from Bubs' giant foot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh my crap! Bubs turned us all into ants! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about! C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal a slice of chocolate cake from that picnic table over there.

''{Wipe to a silhouette of Bubs as the background flashes orange with every crushing step as he stomps to The King of Towns castle.}''

''{Cut to The King of Town sitting at a table with a few bites taken out of it as the ceiling of the castle begins to fall.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Whoo! What am I, getting my mega-physical?

''{Transition to Marzipan and Strong Sad at a "Free Art Classes for Losers" seminar. Oriental music and Bubs' footsteps can be heard in the background.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' See? The apple's not giant. It's just in the foreground.

''{Bubs' giant foot crashes away the sign as Strong Sad runs away screaming.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unfazed}'' See? Bubs' foot isn't giant. It's just in the foreground.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Things were looking grim, so we called an emergency town meeting. We needed an organized forum for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time!

''{Cut to a slow pan of characters at a Town Meeting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we should kill it! I think we should kill it!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' We must try and understand these creatures! We must try and understand these creatures!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{overlapping}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' I say we try to run the picket fence, at him. A box in one!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's just in the foreground! People, it's just in the foreground!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{inexplicably passing by again}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' We must protect the queen! I have six legs!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So of course, the nerdy scientist-type had it all figured out.

''{Cut to Strong Sad standing next to a chalkboard and a Boombox.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I knew we had to try and understand this poor creature. So I recorded his roars and played them back at high-speed. Listen to my extremely scientific findings! ''{presses play}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{from the tape, very slowly, almost incoherently}'' Don't eat my chicken wa!

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly faster}'' Chicken wa!

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly faster}'' Chicken wa!

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{in normal tone}'' Don't eat my chicken wings!

''{Strong Sad presses stop.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Something in Bubs' chicken wings must have caused him to mutate and he's been trying to warn us all alon—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut to the chase. How do we kill it?

'''STRONG SAD:''' We don't. I was able to mix-up an anti-chicken-wing... which is really just a bowl of Kashi. It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings.

''{Drums play during a pan to the chalkboard, then the chalkboard fades into reality as silhouettes of Coach Z with a catapult, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and giant Bubs stand at the ready. Coach Z lets fly the catapult of Kashi. Bubs can be heard swallowing it.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars as he suddenly shrinks back to normal size}'' ...don't eat my chicken wings!

'''STRONG SAD:''' We know! The chicken wings will make us grow a hundred feet tall!

'''BUBS:''' No they won't!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then why didn't you want us to eat your chicken wings?

'''BUBS:''' 'Cause they mine! And they good!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how did you grow a hundred feet tall?

'''BUBS:''' Oh, that. Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I accidentally flushed myself down the toilet while I was shaving.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You have to shave?

'''COACH Z:''' You have a terlet?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running up with a leaf above his head}'' C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants! Everybody, single file! ''{drops leaf and marches away}'' Hup-two-three-four!...

'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm gonna mosey on.

''{Oriental music plays as Bubs walks out to sea.}''

'''SINGERS:''' King Bubsgonzola! King- King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!

''{A Japanese symbol in gold appears as the screen fades to black. Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heartily}'' But Strong Badinians are a strong people. We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reduce, reuse, recycle!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After a while, Strong Bad says the following.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We will be kind. We will rewind!

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Nohito.PNG|thumb|Huge in Japan]]
* Click on H.R. Hurricanesnstuff (prior to the cutaway to The Field) to see a variant of the Homestar Puppet.
* Click on Homestar's star after he mentions the fortune cookie to see what it said.
* At the end, click on "reduce" to see Strong Bad trying to flush himself down the toilet.
*:''{Strong Bad spins around in the toilet, grinning, while The Cheat watches. It stops}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Try it again. I think I'm starting to mutate.
*:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
*:''{The Cheat flushes the toilet}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wheeeeee!
* At the end, click on "reuse" to see a poster of King Bubsgonzola Supreme.
* At the end, click on "recycle" to see Marzipan making Strong Bad recycle.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' No, I heard you say it!
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan, I was just saying other things that start with R E.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care. You said it. Now let me see your cans.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#dune 2|dune 2]]".
*The Japanese symbol when Bubs walks into the water resembles "[[Image:edge.jp.png|20px|端]]", which can mean "end" (however, this character means the end of a physical object like a street, or an edge; end in the sense intended here should be "[[Image:end.jp.png|20px|終]]").
*The Japanese on the King Bubsgonzola Supreme poster reads "[[Image:concession.jp.png|82px|譲歩の人]]", roughly meaning "person of concession" (though the meaning of "concession" is not that of "Concession Stand", rather a synonym for "compromise").
*The line "We will be kind. We will rewind." was added shortly after the email was released.
*Marzipan's recycling bin has a design on the side that consists of several arrows making a star shape. Recycling bins in the real world have similar designs where the arrows make a triangular shape.

===Remarks===
*In the scene with everyone talking in the meeting, as the camera pans to the right, [[Twin Characters|two The Cheats]] are seen.
*When Strong Bad is doing the public service announcement he is [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaking the Fourth Wall]].
*The King of Town appears to be [[Eating Non-Food Items|eating his table]].
*Even though Bubs was not mutated by chicken wings, the "anti-chicken wings" causes him to shrink to normal size. This is never explained.
*When the email was first released, Marzipan's recycle bucket was empty. Cold Ones and Coldson Lite cans were later put inside it.

===Inside References===
*Marzipan also said something about the DNA evidence being tampered with in the previous email, [[strong badathlon]].
**Homestar mentioning chocolate cake is also a reference to strong badathlon in which [[Homsar]] mistakes The Cheat covered in [[Whatsit]] for a chocolate cake when he lands on the picnic table.
*The fortune cookie Easter egg is in the style of the [[Fortune Cookies|old game]] of the same name.
*[[Strong Sad]]'s patting his belly makes the same dodgeball noise it made in [[modeling]] and [[Cool Things]]
*The music during the apostrophe public service announcement is from [[CGNU]].
*The Easter egg also contains [[Strong Bad Smiling]].
*Homestar makes a reference to [[Pants|pants]].

===Real World References===
*Strong Bad's breaking of the fourth wall is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:very special episode|very special episodes]], wherein an actor from the TV show will speak directly to the audience at the end of the episode.
*King Bubsgonzola Supreme is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:kaiju|kaiju]] monsters such as [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]], [[Wikipedia:King Ghidorah|King Ghidorah]], and [[Wikipedia:Mothra|Mothra]].
*The title and growl observed during King Bubsgonzola Supreme's appearance is reminiscent of the beginning of boss fights from the [[Nintendo]] game [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]] and later games in the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|The Legend of Zelda series]].
*[[Wikipedia:Reduce%2C_Reuse%2C_Recycle|Reduce, Reuse, Recycle]] is a slogan used by conservationists to promote consumers to save resources.
*H.R. Hurricanesnstuff is a reference to [[Wikipedia:H.R._Pufnstuf|H.R. Pufnstuf]], a kid show with a brightly colored dragon as the star which began running in 1969.
*[[Wikipedia:Kashi_Company|Kashi]] is a natural foods producer owned By Kellogg's, Inc.
**[[Wikipedia:Kasha|Kasha]], on the other hand, is a grey/brown grain, which is probably what was actually in the bowl.
*"Bubsgonzola" is a [[Portmanteau|portmanteau]] of "Bubs" and [[Wikipedia: gorgonzola (cheese)|gorgonzola]].
*"We will be kind. We will rewind." is a reference to "Be kind, rewind.", a slogan formerly used by [[Wikipedia: video store|video rental stores]] to inform the customer to rewind the [[Wikipedia: videotape|VHS tapes]] they rented prior to returning them.
*The idea of mutating after being flushed down a toilet is a reference to things mutating in sewers, a notion popularized by [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]], [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]], the [[Wikipedia:Alligator_(film)|Alligator]] films, and other creative works.
*1-800-APOSTROPHISM refers to addiction centers such as those that help people with [[Wikipedia: alcoholism|alcoholism]].
*"I am not making an "I approve this email" joke" is a reference to presidential campaign ads where the candidate usually approves of the ad.
*Strong Bad's line "Cut to the chase. How do we kill it?" is taken from the movie "[[Wikipedia:Hellboy (film)|Hellboy]]".

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|166|10767}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

unnatural

Saturn — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:19:40 GMT

Saturn: /* Inside References */ too many links, Clanky!

{{sbenav|166|strong badathlon|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail166.png|thumb|"It's a giant Bubs from outer space!"]]

''Bubs has grown to 100 feet tall! What are we to do?!''

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}} ([[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]), {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' February 5, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: storms</div>
Hey Strongbad, 
 
'Sup, man? So I was just wonderin', does Strong Badia ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes 'n stuff?
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad enunciates "'Sup, man", "wonderin'", and "'n stuff" and reads the lack of a name as "From, Nobody".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dodges around}'' Hey! Whoa! Heh! Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes nobody. You could hurt ''somebody''. You could hurt... yourself.

''{Strong Bad turns away from his Lappy as quiet music begins to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking as if in a public service announcement}'' Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad. If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe flinger, please call our hot, free number. ''{waves his hand as 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC appears in yellow lettering}'' Or give them a charlie horse right away.

''{Strong Bad turns back to his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' As for H.R. Hurricanesnstuf, we've dealt with disasters, but mainly those of a decidedly UNnatural s-s-s-sort.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat having a tea party in Strong Badia.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The ground shakes as the table bounces and the dishes clatter.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. ''{a second shake}'' What the—

''{Cut to a long shot as the ground bounces a third time.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.

''{An enormous gray foot crashes down from the sky, destroying a section of the fence and sending everything flying.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHA!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{very startled The Cheat noises}''

''{Oriental music plays as a pan upwards reveals the giant to be Bubs, dubbed "King Bubsgonzola Supreme".}''

'''SINGERS:''' King Bubsgonzola! King- King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{terrified}'' It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or... mutated by radiation! Or... from the depths of the ocean! Or... flushed down the toilet!

''{Homestar appears a few feet from Bubs' giant foot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh my crap! Bubs turned us all into ants! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about! C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal a slice of chocolate cake from that picnic table over there.

''{Wipe to a silhouette of Bubs as the background flashes orange with every crushing step as he stomps to The King of Towns castle.}''

''{Cut to The King of Town sitting at a table with a few bites taken out of it as the ceiling of the castle begins to fall.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Whoo! What am I, getting my mega-physical?

''{Transition to Marzipan and Strong Sad at a "Free Art Classes for Losers" seminar. Oriental music and Bubs' footsteps can be heard in the background.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' See? The apple's not giant. It's just in the foreground.

''{Bubs' giant foot crashes away the sign as Strong Sad runs away screaming.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unfazed}'' See? Bubs' foot isn't giant. It's just in the foreground.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Things were looking grim, so we called an emergency town meeting. We needed an organized forum for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time!

''{Cut to a slow pan of characters at a Town Meeting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we should kill it! I think we should kill it!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' We must try and understand these creatures! We must try and understand these creatures!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{overlapping}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' I say we try to run the picket fence, at him. A box in one!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's just in the foreground! People, it's just in the foreground!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{inexplicably passing by again}'' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{overlapping}'' We must protect the queen! I have six legs!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So of course, the nerdy scientist-type had it all figured out.

''{Cut to Strong Sad standing next to a chalkboard and a Boombox.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I knew we had to try and understand this poor creature. So I recorded his roars and played them back at high-speed. Listen to my extremely scientific findings! ''{presses play}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{from the tape, very slowly, almost incoherently}'' Don't eat my chicken wa!

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly faster}'' Chicken wa!

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly faster}'' Chicken wa!

''{Strong Sad presses fast-forward}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{in normal tone}'' Don't eat my chicken wings!

''{Strong Sad presses stop.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Something in Bubs' chicken wings must have caused him to mutate and he's been trying to warn us all alon—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut to the chase. How do we kill it?

'''STRONG SAD:''' We don't. I was able to mix-up an anti-chicken-wing... which is really just a bowl of Kashi. It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings.

''{Drums play during a pan to the chalkboard, then the chalkboard fades into reality as silhouettes of Coach Z with a catapult, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and giant Bubs stand at the ready. Coach Z lets fly the catapult of Kashi. Bubs can be heard swallowing it.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{roars as he suddenly shrinks back to normal size}'' ...don't eat my chicken wings!

'''STRONG SAD:''' We know! The chicken wings will make us grow a hundred feet tall!

'''BUBS:''' No they won't!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then why didn't you want us to eat your chicken wings?

'''BUBS:''' 'Cause they mine! And they good!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how did you grow a hundred feet tall?

'''BUBS:''' Oh, that. Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but I accidentally flushed myself down the toilet while I was shaving.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You have to shave?

'''COACH Z:''' You have a terlet?!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{running up with a leaf above his head}'' C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants! Everybody, single file! ''{drops leaf and marches away}'' Hup-two-three-four!...

'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm gonna mosey on.

''{Oriental music plays as Bubs walks out to sea.}''

'''SINGERS:''' King Bubsgonzola! King- King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!

''{A Japanese symbol in gold appears as the screen fades to black. Cut to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{heartily}'' But Strong Badinians are a strong people. We will recover. We will rebuild. We will reduce, reuse, recycle!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. After a while, Strong Bad says the following.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We will be kind. We will rewind!

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Nohito.PNG|thumb|Huge in Japan]]
* Click on H.R. Hurricanesnstuff (prior to the cutaway to The Field) to see a variant of the Homestar Puppet.
* Click on Homestar's star after he mentions the fortune cookie to see what it said.
* At the end, click on "reduce" to see Strong Bad trying to flush himself down the toilet.
*:''{Strong Bad spins around in the toilet, grinning, while The Cheat watches. It stops}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Try it again. I think I'm starting to mutate.
*:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
*:''{The Cheat flushes the toilet}''
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wheeeeee!
* At the end, click on "reuse" to see a poster of King Bubsgonzola Supreme.
* At the end, click on "recycle" to see Marzipan making Strong Bad recycle.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' No, I heard you say it!
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan, I was just saying other things that start with R E.
*:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care. You said it. Now let me see your cans.
*:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#dune 2|dune 2]]".
*The Japanese symbol when Bubs walks into the water resembles "[[Image:edge.jp.png|20px|端]]", which can mean "end" (however, this character means the end of a physical object like a street, or an edge; end in the sense intended here should be "[[Image:end.jp.png|20px|終]]").
*The Japanese on the King Bubsgonzola Supreme poster reads "[[Image:concession.jp.png|82px|譲歩の人]]", roughly meaning "person of concession" (though the meaning of "concession" is not that of "Concession Stand", rather a synonym for "compromise").
*The line "We will be kind. We will rewind." was added shortly after the email was released.
*Marzipan's recycling bin has a design on the side that consists of several arrows making a star shape. Recycling bins in the real world have similar designs where the arrows make a triangular shape.

===Remarks===
*In the scene with everyone talking in the meeting, as the camera pans to the right, [[Twin Characters|two The Cheats]] are seen.
*When Strong Bad is doing the public service announcement he is [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaking the Fourth Wall]].
*The King of Town appears to be [[Eating Non-Food Items|eating his table]].
*This is the first [[Lappy 486|Lappy Era]] email to include extra dialogue at the end of the email after the paper comes down.
*Even though Bubs was not mutated by chicken wings, the "anti-chicken wings" causes him to shrink to normal size. This is never explained.
*When the email was first released, Marzipan's recycle bucket was empty. Cold Ones and Coldson Lite cans were later put inside it.

===Inside References===
*Marzipan also said something about the DNA evidence being tampered with in the previous email, [[strong badathlon]].
**Homestar mentioning chocolate cake is also a reference to strong badathlon in which [[Homsar]] mistakes The Cheat covered in [[Whatsit]] for a chocolate cake when he lands on the picnic table.
*The fortune cookie Easter egg is in the style of the [[Fortune Cookies|old game]] of the same name.
*[[Strong Sad]]'s patting his belly makes the same dodgeball noise it made in [[modeling]] and [[Cool Things]]
*The music during the apostrophe public service announcement is from [[CGNU]].
*The Easter egg also contains [[Strong Bad Smiling]].
*Homestar makes a reference to [[Pants|pants]].

===Real World References===
*Strong Bad's breaking of the fourth wall is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:very special episode|very special episodes]], wherein an actor from the TV show will speak directly to the audience at the end of the episode.
*King Bubsgonzola Supreme is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:kaiju|kaiju]] monsters such as [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]], [[Wikipedia:King Ghidorah|King Ghidorah]], and [[Wikipedia:Mothra|Mothra]].
*The title and growl observed during King Bubsgonzola Supreme's appearance is reminiscent of the beginning of boss fights from the [[Nintendo]] game [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]] and later games in the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|The Legend of Zelda series]].
*[[Wikipedia:Reduce%2C_Reuse%2C_Recycle|Reduce, Reuse, Recycle]] is a slogan used by conservationists to promote consumers to save resources.
*H.R. Hurricanesnstuff is a reference to [[Wikipedia:H.R._Pufnstuf|H.R. Pufnstuf]], a kid show with a brightly colored dragon as the star which began running in 1969.
*[[Wikipedia:Kashi_Company|Kashi]] is a natural foods producer owned By Kellogg's, Inc.
**[[Wikipedia:Kasha|Kasha]], on the other hand, is a grey/brown grain, which is probably what was actually in the bowl.
*"Bubsgonzola" is a [[Portmanteau|portmanteau]] of "Bubs" and [[Wikipedia: gorgonzola (cheese)|gorgonzola]].
*"We will be kind. We will rewind." is a reference to "Be kind, rewind.", a slogan formerly used by [[Wikipedia: video store|video rental stores]] to inform the customer to rewind the [[Wikipedia: videotape|VHS tapes]] they rented prior to returning them.
*The idea of mutating after being flushed down a toilet is a reference to things mutating in sewers, a notion popularized by [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]], [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]], the [[Wikipedia:Alligator_(film)|Alligator]] films, and other creative works.
*1-800-APOSTROPHISM refers to addiction centers such as those that help people with [[Wikipedia: alcoholism|alcoholism]].
*"I am not making an "I approve this email" joke" is a reference to presidential campaign ads where the candidate usually approves of the ad.
*Strong Bad's line "Cut to the chase. How do we kill it?" is taken from the movie "[[Wikipedia:Hellboy (film)|Hellboy]]".

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|166|10767}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

unnatural

Saturn — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:46:26 GMT

Saturn: BETTER'D!

{{sbenav|166|strong badathlon|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail166.png|thumb|King Bubsgonzola Supreme!]]

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' February 5, 2007

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|Lapper}}

==Easter Eggs==
* Click on H.R. Hurricanesnstuff to see a variant of the Homestar Puppet.
* Click on Homestar's star after he mentions the fortune cookie to see what it said.
* At the end, click on reduce to see Strong Bad trying to flush himself down the toilet.
::''{Strong Bad spins around in the toilet, grinning, while The Cheat watches. It stops}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Try it again. I think I'm starting to mutate.
::'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
::''{The Cheat flushes the toilet}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Wheeeeee!
* At the end, click on reuse to see a poster of King Bubsgonzola Supreme.
* At the end, click on recycle to see Marzipan making Strong Bad recycle.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' No, I heard you say it!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan, I was just saying other things that start with R E.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care. You said it. Now let me see your cans.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What?
==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*In the scene with everyone talking in the meeting, as the camera pans to the right, [[Twin Characters|two The Cheats]] are seen.
===Inside References===
*Marzipan also said something about the DNA evidence being tampered with in the previous email, [[strong badathlon]].
*The fortune cookie easter egg refers to the [[Fortune Cookies|old game]] of the same name.

===Real World Refrences===
*King Bubsgonzolla Supreme is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:kaiju|kaiju]] monsters such as [[Wikipedia:Godzilla|Godzilla]], [[Wikipedia:King Ghidorah|King Ghidorah]], and [[Wikipedia:Mothra|Mothra]].
*[[Wikipedia:Reduce%2C_Reuse%2C_Recycle|Reduce, Reuse, Recycle]] is a slogan used by conservationists to promote consumers to save resources.
*H.R. Hurricanesnstuff is a reference to [[Wikipedia:H.R._PufnStuf|H.R. PufnStuf]], a kid show with a brightly colored dragon as the star which began running in 1969.
*[[Wikipedia:Kashi_Company|Kashi]] is a natural foods producer owned By Kellogg's, Inc.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|166|10767}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Original Book

Saturn — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:30:48 GMT

Saturn: very tiny fix

[[Image:Original Book Cover.PNG|thumb|The book that started it all]]
'''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest''' is the original children's book that started the entire [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] franchise. The story is bizarre, but shows signs of the greatness to come. The archive in the [[Museum|museum]] includes the story plus some alternate cover ideas.

The Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and three others enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. "Whoever holds the most grapes, wins." Strong Bad tries to cheat with the help of a furry yellow animal, from that point aptly named The Cheat.

Strong Bad later made a [[Strumstar Hammer|revised edition]] of the story in the email "[[kids' book]]." The book was also spoofed in the 100th email "[[flashback]]," which in turn inspired [[Main Page 20]]. There were also plans for a [[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!|sequel]], sketches for which appeared in the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]], but the idea was eventually scrapped. In addition, a modernized and animated version was made ten years later, in the form of [[Strongest Man in the World]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}

== Background ==
*In an [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|interview]], [[Mike Chapman]] tells how he and [[Craig Zobel]] started the story in 1996:
<blockquote>Just a story we made one afternoon, went to Kinko's, made about ten or fifteen copies of it, and kind of gave it to our friends, and that was it, really, for several years. We just did that in the summer. We were in college, and did it in a bored afternoon.</blockquote>

*[[Matt Chapman]] also talks about the book in the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica Interview]]:

<blockquote>Well, we were just looking around in a bookstore in the Children's book section, and we were kinda bored, we didn't see anything that we really liked, so we decided to make our own, you know, just as a joke to make fun of Kids' books. So we wrote The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World contest, and I think that that's still in the Museum right now.</blockquote>

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| ''Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field.'' || The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) || || [[HR:book1.html|View Page 1]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on an orange star background.'' || The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) || supa punchtime! || [[HR:book2.html|View Page 2]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background.'' || The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... || Oh, Pollette! || [[HR:book3.html|View Page 3]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || big head, tiny legs || [[HR:book4.html|View Page 4]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book5.html|View Page 5]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book6.html|View Page 6]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book7.html|View Page 7]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' || The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book8.html|View Page 8]]
|-
| ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' || ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book9.html|View Page 9]]
|-
| ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book10.html|View Page 10]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book11.html|View Page 11]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' || Mr. Bland did not hold up. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book12.html|View Page 12]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie added another grape. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book13.html|View Page13]]
|-
| ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' || Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. || havin a little trouble || [[HR:book14.html|View Page 14]]
|-
| ''Four grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book15.html|View Page 15]]
|-
| ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book16.html|View Page 16]]
|-
| ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" || where's the plug? || [[HR:book17.html|View Page 17]]
|-
| ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book18.html|View Page 18]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. || squisha squisha squisha || [[HR:book19.html|View Page 19]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. || WORLD BEST || [[HR:book20.html|View Page 20]]
|}

== Fun Facts ==
*The caption describing [[Señor]] being squished is missing the tilde above the n.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The book is now read out loud. The narrator reading the book also comments on the sound effects in the book while reading.
*Instead of the images being fullscreen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with the same music playing.
{{sectionstub}}

== External links ==
* [[HR:firstbook.swf|View the Flash file for the Original Book]]
* [[HR:book1.html|View the old Original Book]]
{{Museum}}
[[Category:Early Work]]
[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

strong badathlon

Saturn — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:22:26 GMT

Saturn: /* Real-World References */ better link

{{sbenav|165|looking old|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail165.PNG|thumb|"Yeah? You think you got it like that?"]]
The residents of [[Free Country, USA]] compete in the Strong Badathlon.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's Kitchen]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' January 29, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 3:39

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: the cheat</div>
Dear Strong bad, 
For a long time i've been wondering... How far can you 
throw the cheat? If you don't want to do that, could you 
beat the crud out of homestar for no reason? 
 
Lewis Rudkin 
Essex, England.
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad reads Essex as 'S X'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'know, it's funny how this always seems to work out, Rudkin... ''{clears screen}'' but those just happen to be the first two events in the Strong Badathlon!

''{cuts to Strong Badathlon logo}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unfortunately, they also happen to be my worst two events. The Cheat Chuck is consistently dominated by the Kenyans. I mean the Poopsmith. Ever since he devised the Whatsitburied Slop

''{As he says this, it cuts to the Poopsmith next to a pile of whatsit, and then continues to fling The Cheat out of the pile.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...that guy's unbeatable!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises as he flies through the air}''

'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It looks like a new record!

''{Cuts to Homsar and Marzipan sitting at a table having tea}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with.

''{The Cheat flies onto the table, causing whatsit to fly all over the place.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Well, hello, chocolate cake!

''{Cuts to results board of the Strong Badathlon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating is another event you'd think I'd be the best at. But the reigning champion seems to have intimate knowledge of Homestar's weak points.

''{As he speaks, it cuts to Homestar walking onto the screen with a sweat band and outfit on.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{punches himself in the stomach}'' Come on you little so and so. ''{slaps himself in the face, then punches himself in the stomach}'' Is that all you got? ''{punches himself in the side then the face}'' Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You think you got it like that? ''{punches himself 3 times}'' Whaddya think this is, you little placemat? ''{gets hit once}'' A diaper show? ''{gets hit once more}'' It's not a diaper show. ''{gets hit again}'' I think that's pretty obvious.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, man, we should start putting those Homestar Vs. Homestar fights on pay-per-view. Instant classics! And speaking of pay-per-view,

''{Cuts to Strong Bad sitting in the Basement, with a 'Remote Put' graphic in the upper left hand corner.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over}'' Next up is the Remote Put.

''{Cuts to the TV with a 'Ready?' graphic on the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice over, reading text that appears on screen}'' Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh, I freakin' hate that little kid! Why'd they ever bring her on the show?! ''{throws remote}'' Agh!

''{Graphic comes on screen, accompanied with a buzzer noise, graphic reads 'DISQUALIFICATION! BATTERY FAULT!}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? These games are fixed! Check the East German's pants! Check the--

''{Cuts to results screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over}'' Our coverage of the 2007 Strong Badathlon continues with the Clean and Jerk... Strong Mad's Underwears... Over His Head. Fortunately, you don't really have to clean them.

''{Cuts to Strong Bad and Coach Z standing behind Strong Mad, whose underwear is sticking out of his singlet, with a ruler against his back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, are you trying to tell me that this man doesn't already have a wedgie of illegal proportions?

'''COACH Z:''' Nope, that's the regulation starting point.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm boycotting these games.

'''STRONG MAD:''' THANK THE LORD!!

''{Cuts to results screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over}'' And finally, my strongest event, ''{graphic appears, and adds new picture with each word}'' Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls.

''{Cuts to Powered By The Cheat cartoon of Strong Bad with laser arms, and robots walking in the background.}}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laser noises, shoots robots}'' Hey, wait, look Iconic I got I won the Good medal.

''{Cuts to a Powered By The Cheat version of The Cheat playing the guitar. The word 'Streisand' appears across the screen as someone says it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And after all the medals have been given to the wrong athletes, we come to the ending closimonies, celebrating poor sportsmanship, drug testing, and good ol' fashioned people twirling ribbons.

''{Cuts to Strong Sad and Marzipan twirling ribbons on a stage.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Togetherness.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Togetherness.

'''MARZIPAN AND STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Encircling the World.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing and dancing}'' Just take those old glasses off the shelf...

''{Fireworks go off in the background, then a cut to Strong Bad sitting at the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There you have it, Rudkin Shampoo. Someteen Days of Glory! And after the closimonies, most BadAthletes immediately begin filming product endorsements while their names are still fresh in our minds.

''{Cuts to Strong Bad sitting in a kitchen with a box of cereal and a bowl.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, wipe my brow. Winning gold medals takes a lot of hard cereal, and dedication. That's why I eat ''{hold up box}'' Temporarios! The official cereal of athletes you won't remember in two weeks! ''{cuts to a shot of the box and bowl of cereal with two gold medals hanging off the side of it}'' Temporarios, ''{speech bubble comes out of box}'' "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!"

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image: Homstarvs.JPG|thumb|"C'mon ya little placemat!"]]

*Click on "Lewis Rudkin; Essex, England." to see a [[Videlectrix]] game based on his name.
*When Strong Bad says "Homestar vs. Homestar fights", click on "fights" to see a poster.
*Click on "Rudkin Shampoo" to see a bottle of Rudkin Shampoo.

==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
*East Germany, or the [[Wikipedia:German Democratic Republic|German Democratic Republic]], was a socialist state that existed prior to the fall of the [[Wikipedia:Berlin Wall|Berlin Wall]] and dominated several Olympic events, in part because of their athletes' prolific use of [[Wikipedia:Steroids|steroids]].
*Olympic athletes often rely on product endorsements for income due to [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games#Amateurism and professionalism|Olympic amateurism regulations]].

===Trivia===
*For a split second, before The Paper comes down, you can see the words "Side Words" on the side of the Temporarios box.

===Goofs===
* Strong Bad's arm disappears briefly when he wipes the sweat off his forehead.

===Fixed Goofs===
[[Image:Temporarios.png|thumb|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!]]
*The [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] for Temporarios cereal, "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" was missing the closing set of quotation marks (see right); this was quickly [[:Image:Temporarios fixed.png|corrected]].

===Inside References===
*Cableman Jorge was Strong Bad's alias in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].
*"Someteen days of glory!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], where [[The Ugly One]] has a "Sweet Someteen Birthday".
*Strong Bad's endorsement of [[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]] [[Breakfast Cereal|breakfast cereal]] is a reference to his endorsement of [[Schenectady Crispies]] in [[labor day]].
*Guitars and lasers is possibly a reference to [[new hands]], where, near the end, Strong Bad laments not having chosen guitars and laser guns as possible prosthetics.

===Real-World References===
*The "Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating" event takes its name from [[Wikipedia:Greco-Roman wrestling|Greco-Roman wrestling]], one of the three styles of wrestling contested in the [[Wikipedia:Olympic Games|Olympic Games]].
*The song Homestar starts to sing during the "ending closimonies" is sung to the tune of the song "[[Wikipedia:Old Time Rock and Roll|Old Time Rock and Roll]]" by [[Wikipedia:Bob Seger|Bob Seger]]. He replaces the word "glasses" for "records" in the song, referencing a commercial from the 1980's for the Hardees fast food franchise's collectible set of Alvin and the Chipmunks glasses. The song lyrics were changed in this commercial (and sung by The Chipmunks) to "Just take those old glasses off the shelf / Get down to Hardees and help yourself / Those other glasses ain't got the same class / I want an Alvin and the Chipmunks glass"
*"Rudkin Shampoo" is a reference to the actual brand "Redken Shampoo".
*The half-circles and circle on the corner of the Strond Badathlon logo resemble those of the [[wikipedia:Canadian Broadcasting Corporation|Canadian Broadcasting Corporation]] logo. 

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|165|10724}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]

Coach Z

Saturn — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:05:34 GMT

Saturn: /* List of mispronounced words */ add one

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[[Image:coach-z.png|thumb|right|200px|"That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!"]]

==Biography==
'''Coach Z''' is the "[[Wikipedia:Coach (sport)|coach]]" of Homestar Runner and the gang, though it is unclear just which sports he coaches. He has a strong [[Wikipedia:Upper Midwest|Upper Midwestern]] [[Wikipedia:North Central American English|accent]] which sometimes gets him into trouble. He almost never says anything negative to anyone, and he often offers more encouragement than is needed. When giving advice, he almost always starts with the phrase "You can't just rush into the score zone", which by now has pretty much lost its meaning. He wears a baseball cap and is famous for the large Z emblem around his waist, but nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit (however, [[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|baby Coach Z]] seems to be wearing footy pajamas in the email [[highschool]]).

[[Image:Coach z butt.PNG|thumb|Coach Z talking about his butt.]]
As Coach Z himself is not afraid to admit, he's got [[Spin 'n Say|more than two problems]]. Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in [[secret recipes]]. It has been implied that he has a crush on [[Marzipan]], and he has on several occasions left inappropriate messages on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|her answering machine]], including [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0#Message 6|one occasion]] where he was drunk. (Further evidence of his drinking problem is his frequent consumption of [[Listerine|mouthwash]], as seen in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], among other appearances.) Additionally, he had to apologize to her in the [[Fall Float Parade]] for "inapprapriate" comments. In addition to his frequent mispronunciations, Coach Z also seems to have mental problems, as evidenced by the time he spent "talking to his parents" on a [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected telephone]], and claiming to be a mother in [[garage sale]]. He has even stated on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|one occasion]] that he sometimes "forgets what's real, and what's just in his head". He also has trouble managing his money, causing his electricity to be shut off each year. He has an apparent fixation with butts, and he seems to have a habit with [[Butt Patting|butt patting]]. He was told by [[Homestar Runner]] in Decemberween Short Shorts to not tell people about his butt. He works with Homestar Runner and [[Bubs]] as the apparent [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|local law enforcement]] in [[Free Country, USA]], and he makes frequent jokes and references about [[Pants|pants]], whether his own or someone else's.

[[Image:Babycz.PNG|thumb|left|115px|The craptain of the foortball torm!]]
Coach Z is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the [[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]]. He fancies himself a rapper as well: He released the single "[[These peoples try to fade me|These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]," which appeared on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]], and his solo album, entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", features the smash hit "[[Hip Hop Dance]]."

Coach Z and Bubs had a falling out at one point, as [[Fall Float Parade]] tells us. But as of the email [[narrator]] it seems they're back to having boring conversations outside [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].

Coach Z owns 4 [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony awards]] but it is unknown if he actually won them.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]
*'''Debut:''' "[[Where My Hat Is At?]]"
*[[:Category:Coach Z Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
<gallery>Image:coachzs Z.png|Coach Z's emblem
Image:oldcoach.PNG|Youthful days
Image:Coach Z- no hat.PNG|Hatless
Image:ZsNewMedallion.png|His emblem, squished/skewed/turned all around (from [[redesign]])</gallery>

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title''': Drop Down and Gimme 20!!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{looking slightly offscreen}'' Is that thing on? ''{turns to the camera lens}'' Hey there, ho there! I'm the Coach! The Coach Z, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!" ''{waves his arms in the air}'' Any one of those. There's rumors flyin' around that I sleep in one of these lockers ''{gestures to the lockers behind him}'', but uh, that's just not true. I usually crash on this bench here. ''{gestures to the bench behind him}'' My back's not in real good condition. ''{rubs his back}'' And now, I'd like to perform my hip-hop single, "These peoples try to fade me." ''{holds up a microphone, begins to sing}'' A one-two, a one-two—!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears in front of camera}'' Sorry. We're all out of tape.

==Coach Z's Accent==
The primary factor in his hilarity, Coach Z's Upper Midwestern accent has made him into a very quotable character.

===Phonetic Sounds Affected===
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long /e/ (i.e. The Cheat) and the short /o/ (job), which both come out as an "or" or "aer" ("The Chort", "jaerb").

===List of mispronounced words===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Original Word !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In
|-
| '''About''' || Abrat || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
| '''Balloon''' || b'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[These peoples try to fade me]]
|-
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Chocolate''' || Cherclate || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]
|-
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorgalingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
|-
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Happy Hallow—''' || Horpy Horlow— || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]
|-
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, [http://www.stairmaster.com Stairmaster], Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''I Feel Bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]
|-
| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]], Email [[boring (really)]]
|-
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, [[Wikipedia:George Foreman|George Foreman]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker, Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary_Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]], Email [[myths & legends]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Office''' || Arfice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]
|-
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]]
|-
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]
|-
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Secret''' || Sorcret || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Feirsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]
|-

| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]''
|-
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| '''[[Toilets|Toilet]]''' || Terlet || [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[A Folky Tale]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Bubs, Homestar)
|-
| '''Tomato''' || Tomater, "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]" || [[Fall Float Parade]]

|-
| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Twenty-Three''' || Tworty-Tree || [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || [[redesign]]
|}

===Inconsistencies===

Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:
*After saying "track or trort" in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Bubs gets on his case and he says it correctly. If given "Swedish Fish," said as "Swordish Forsh," Bubs gets on his case again and Coach Z says "It's a crowd-pleaser."
*In [[boring (really)]], while Strong Bad is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word "job", saying that "jorb is a four letters word."
*Coach Z says "The Cheat" immediately after "The Chort" in [[mascot]], though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people.
*In the DVD commentary for [[part-time job]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] exploits Coach Z's "accent" by implying that not only does Coach Z add the letter R to words, but now also likes to switch letters around sometimes, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.
**Furthermore, Marzipan implies in [[Fall Float Parade]] that Coach Z's way of speaking may just be a made-up language all in itself ("That's Pom Pom Balloon, for those of you who don't speak Coach Z").
*In [[cliffhangers]], in the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], he says "secret sorcret" twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.

===Featured in===
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[Coach Z Talker]]

==Coach Z's "more than two problems"==

*He has admitted that he has [[Wikipedia: athlete's foot|athlete's foot]]. This was further implied as "problems with his feet" in [[rampage]].
*In [[garage sale]], he is seen gathering up all the "great for baby" items. When Strong Bad comments that "garbage sale" is "for moms only", Coach Z responds "Oh, then I'm okay to say it."
*His accent makes his speech almost incapable of comprehension
*In his characters page, he admitted that he has a bad back. He also admitted this in [[rampage]].
*He has been drunk multiple times, sometimes even on mouthwash.
*He has really bad hand-eye coordination, as evidenced in [[cliffhangers]].
*He has an obsession with butts.

== Fun Facts ==
*Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwestern voice that [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and some friends would do in college.
*It was revealed in issue #21 of Wonkavision magazine that Coach Z is named after [[Craig Zobel]].
*According to [[trading cards]], Coach Z gave 23 [[Butt-Patting|butt patts]] in 1984 (22 to Homestar, 1 to himself).

== Variations ==
*[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[20X6 Coach Z]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Renaldo]] ([[Dangeresque]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B or Zubs]]
*[[Other Character Variations|Coach Zed]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
In each Homestar Runner Halloween special, Coach Z has dressed up as a [[Wikipedia:Rapping|rapper]]. (The Noid costume was not released.)

*[[Wikipedia:Flavor Flav|Flavor Flav]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Shock G|Humpty Hump]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher "Kid" Reid|Kid]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Theo Huxtable (from [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Queen_Latifah|Queen Latifah]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"You say tomater, I zader madermorts."|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:cz tomater.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"|[[Happy Fireworks]]|Mirror:cz dazzlemaze.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Once again, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz slipthrufingers.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz bdhman.zip}}
*{{qotw|"My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:cz oachz.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Coach Z Evolution]]
*[[Coach Z Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Coach Z|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
* [[HR:vcr_cz.html|watch Coach Z's character video]]
* [[HR:vcr_cz.swf|view the Flash file for Coach Z's character video]]

{{Characters|Coach Z}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_cz}}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Homestar Runner Other Costumes

Saturn — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:58:41 GMT

Saturn: /* Misc. Costumes */ added two, the descriptions are... lame.

The different [[Other Costumes|costumes]] of [[Homestar Runner]].
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=== [[Impersonations of other characters|Dressed as Other Characters]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Costume !! Seen in
|-
|[[Image:sbemail7.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Bad]] ([[Halloween Costumes|Halloween Costume]]) || [[halloweener]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarAsSad.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Sad]] || [[impression]]
|-
|[[Image:poppy_tire.PNG|150px]] || [[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Poppy the Tire]] || [[theme park]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarAsCheat.PNG|150px]] || [[The Cheat]] || [[do over]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarAsBubs.PNG|150px]] || [[Bubs]]' "own flesh and blood" || [[Senorial Day]]
|-
|[[Image:homestar as homestar.png|150px]] || [[Homestar Runner]] || [[TrogdorCon '97]]
|}

=== Main Page Costumes ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Costume !! Seen in
|-
|[[Image:homestarasacosmonat.png|150px]] || An astronaut || [[Main Page 1]]
|-
|[[Image:homestaryodle.PNG|150px]] || [[Wikipedia:Lederhosen|Lederhosen]] || [[Main Page 2]], [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarture.PNG|150px]] || A tourist || [[Main Page 3]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarbool.PNG|150px]] || A bowler || [[Main Page 4]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarcook.PNG|150px]] || A fast-food clerk || [[Main Page 5]]
|-
|[[Image:hesanangle.PNG|150px]] || An angel || [[Main Page 6]]
|-
|[[Image:homestardead.PNG|150px]] || A zombie || [[Main Page 7]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarreporter.PNG|150px]] || A newscaster || [[Main Page 11]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarboom.PNG|150px]] || A patriot || [[Main Page 12]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarsower.png|150px]] || Nakers!! || [[Main Page 14]], [[halloweener]], [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]] (deleted scene 2), [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[First Time Here?]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarMain16.PNG|150px]] || Wearing winter hat with earflaps and orange scarf || [[Main Page 16]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarMain22.PNG|150px]] || With [[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner's]] body || [[Main Page 22]]
|}

=== Misc. Costumes ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Costume !! Seen in
|-
|[[Image:starlesshomestar.png|150px]] || Starless || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[different town]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarDiver.png|150px]] || Swimming outfit || [[Theme Song Video]], [[keep cool]]
|-
|[[Image:IceSkatingHomestar.png|150px]] || An Ice Skater || [[Theme Song Video]]
|-
|[[Image:SoapBoxHomestar.png|150px]] || A Soap Box Racer || [[Theme Song Video]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarexplorer.png|150px]] || An explorer || [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]]
|-
|[[Image:Explorer.PNG|150px]] || An explorer || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]]
|-
|[[Image:PranceyHomestar.png|150px]] || A Minstrel || [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
|-
|[[Image:hs as pof..PNG|150px]] || Professor || [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[The King of Town DVD]]
|-
|[[Image:homestardweenhat.png|150px]] || Brown hat || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], Winter [[Store]] (Easter egg)
|-
|[[Image:clownhomestar.PNG|150px]] || A clown || [[First Time Here?]]
|-
|[[Image:sailorhomestar.PNG|150px]] || A sailor || [[First Time Here?]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarwitch.png|150px]] || A witch || [[First Time Here?]], [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarboston.PNG|150px]] || [[Wikipedia:Boston_Bruins|Boston Bruins]] jersey || [[Superbowl Dealie]]
|-
|[[Image:helmethomestar.PNG|150px]] || With helmet and kneepads || [[monster truck]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarPajamas1.png|150px]] || Dressing gown and [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|bunny slippers]] || [[caper]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], [[Store Thank You Messages]]
|-
|[[Image:Jolly_Dumple.PNG|150px]] || [[The Jolly Dumple]] || [[mascot]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarAsLawmaker.PNG|150px]] || [[Strong Badia]]n Forefather || [[colonization]]
|-
|[[Image:colonelhomestar.PNG|150px]] || [[Homestarmy|"Col-on-el"]] Homestar || [[army]], [[Labor Dabor]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarscience.png|150px]] || A scientist || [[stupid stuff]]
|-
|[[Image:DuckieShirtHomestar.png|150px]] || Duckie Shirt || [[flashback]], [[Main Page 20]]
|-
|[[Image:bizhomestar.PNG|150px]] || The Office Dullard (Diskettes Etc. (and other) polo shirt) || [[other days]], [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], [[Biz Cas Fri 2]], [[Biz Cas Fri 3]], [[cliffhangers]]
|-
|[[Image:KarateKidHomestar.png|150px]] || [[Wikipedia:The Karate Kid|The Karate Kid]] || [[montage]]
|-
|[[Image:The1Homestar.png|150px]] || "The #1" shirt || [[montage]]
|-
|[[Image:HomestarPajamas2.png|150px]] || Pajamas and [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|bunny slippers]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
|[[Image:homestardukes.PNG|150px]] || With [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes|Daisy Dukes]] || [[long pants]]
|-
|[[Image:ween intro screenshot.PNG|150px]] || Dressed up for Halloween || [[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarunclesam.PNG|150px]] || [[Wikipedia:Uncle Sam|Uncle Sam]] || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
|[[Image:Hs with sweater.png|150px]] || With a sweater over his head || [[space program]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarcorncrunch.png|150px]] || With corn flakes on his face || [[death metal]]
|-
|[[Image:Lovewaste.PNG|150px]] || With dressing gown and I &hearts; TOXIC WASTE T-shirt || [[secret identity]]
|-
|[[Image:CHEF.PNG|150px]] || With a red chef's hat with googly eyes and an apron. || [[narrator]]
|-
|[[Image:Tweesitout.PNG|150px]] || With a green singlet and pink legwarmers || [[lady fan]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarbunmaker.PNG|150px]] || Bunmaker || [[disconnected]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarburglar.png|150px]] || Burglar || [[candy product]]
|-
|[[Image:Desire Man.png|150px]] || Desire Man || [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestar_prom.png|150px]] || In a tuxedo || [[senior prom]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestar with headset.PNG|150px]] || With a headset || [[isp]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarneb1sleepers.PNG|150px]] || Pajamas and [[Nebulon]] slippers || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarfastfood.PNG|150px]] || A waiter || [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarrunnerconstruction.PNG|150px]] || A Construction worker || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestar with sticky notes.PNG|150px]] || Covered with [[Sticky Notes|sticky notes]] || [[trading cards]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestar LURN.png|150px]] || Wearing his [[L.U.R.N.]] uniform || [[coloring]]
|-
|[[Image:HRnewsboy.png|150px]] || A newsboy || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
|[[Image:Homestarbadboyfriend.PNG|150px]] || A bad boyfriend || [[4 branches]]
|-
|[[Image:HOmestarYellowHelmet.PNG|150px]] || With yellow helmet || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
|[[Image:HRbadathlete.png|150px]] || A Strong BadAthlete || [[strong badathlon]]
|-
|[[Image:HRwhiteshirt.png|150px]] || White shirt || [[strong badathlon]]
|}

[[Category:Other Costumes]]

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Saturn — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:57:43 GMT

Saturn: Homestar Runner dances onstage during the closimonies of the strong badathlon.

== Summary ==
[[Homestar Runner]] dances onstage during the closimonies of the [[strong badathlon]].
== Licensing ==
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Saturn — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:57:24 GMT

Saturn: ARGH, sorry, forgot this

[[Homestar Runner]] competes in the [[strong badathlon]]. For [[Homestar Runner Other Costumes]] {{web-screenshot}}

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Saturn — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:54:14 GMT

Saturn: Homestar Runner competes in the strong badathlon. For Homestar Runner Other Costumes

[[Homestar Runner]] competes in the [[strong badathlon]]. For [[Homestar Runner Other Costumes]]

Sound Effects

Saturn — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:36:26 GMT

Saturn: /* Collected Sounds */ pretty sure it's the same sound...

'''Sound Effects''' are commonly used and recycled on [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]]. Many of them are easily recognized, but some are a little more obscure. The most frequently used sound effects are [[The Geddup Noise]] and [[The Paper]]'s [[Preeeeow]].

''All audio files on this page are encoded in the [[Wikipedia:Ogg|Ogg]] [[Wikipedia:Vorbis|Vorbis]] format.''

==Collected Sounds==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Sound Effect !! Also Used By !! Appearances !! Listen
|-
|align=center| [[Homsar]]'s walking noise
|align=center| [[Mr. Shmallow]], [[Nibbles]], [[The Virus|Virus'd Strong Mad]], jet packs, a falling [[Li'l Brudder]], the Git Outcha Seat Sound logo, a tied-up [[Thnikkaman]], [[Strong Bad]] wobbling back and forth
|align=center| [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[bottom 10]], [[virus]], [[crying]], [[geddup noise]], [[for kids]], [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], [[cliffhangers]], [[retirement]], [[looking old]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Homsar_walk.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| 'Secret Eating' sound
|align=center| Inappropriate Peer-2-Teen Behaviors, Lurking Horrors, Shiver with Flavor, Departure of Eh! Steve's mouth, Covered Bridges trance
|align=center| [[Meet Marshie]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[date]], [[the show]], [[Decemberween In July]], [[Fall Float Parade]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lurking_horrors.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Cheering crowd
|align=center| Another crowd
|align=center| [[Everybody to the Limit (Live)]], [[Cool Things]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Croudcheer.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The imaginary masses
|align=center| Various crowds
|align=center| [[colonization]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[lady...ing]], [[mascot]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Othercroudcheer.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Groans from the audience
|align=center| Another audience
|align=center| [[Senorial Day]], [[record book]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Two_groans.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Gasps from the audience
|align=center| Limozeen gasping, Cheat Commandos gasping
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[sb_email 22]], [[caffeine]], [[Shopping for Danger]], [[best thing]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Gasp.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[DELETED]] buzzer
|align=center| Pages from [[Count Longardeaux's Book]], a grade of F--, [[The Show]]'s buzzer noise, winning the [[Champeenship]], guessing the wrong Sid, getting a question wrong, the sweat pants button on Le Restige
|align=center| [[spring cleaning]], [[sisters]], [[50 emails]], [[huttah!]], [[unused emails]], [[virus]], [[record book]], [[for kids]], [[Main Page 19]], [[montage]], [[Homestar's "Sid" Game]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[lady fan]], [[the chair]]
|align=center| {{Audio|DELETED.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[The Paper]] noise
|align=center| [[Pom Pom, Too]]'s scene with the Poms
|align=center| All [[Strong Bad Email]]s, save for [[superhero name]], [[vacation]], [[japanese cartoon]], and [[death metal]].
|align=center| {{Audio|The_Paper.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
|align=center| Explosions such as "Poomp!" in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|align=center| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[couch patch]], [[pizzaz]], [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Ballad of The Sneak]]
|align=center| {{Audio|The Cheat Head Exploding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Dazed [[Homestar Runner]]
|align=center| Homestar after a party, [[Señor]]'s wobbling grapes, [[Strong Bad]] after watching a remixed email
|align=center| [[car]], [[Biz Cas Fri 2]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[looking old]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Coach Z]]'s dream
|align=center| Fishing show intro, a fishing trip with [[Senor Cardgage]]
|align=center| [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[lures & jigs]], [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| {{Audio|ZsDream.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The "Space" theme shutdown sound from ''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Plus!|Microsoft Plus! for Windows]]''
|align=center| [[Strong Mad]] in space, [[Nebulon]]'s departure, [[The Poopsmith]] getting out of the pool
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[New Boots]], [[narrator]], [[keep cool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Spaceshutdown.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Sickly Sam]]'s departure
|align=center| The dry meal, Air Puffing, book opening, pants "poofing" away
|align=center| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]], [[20X6 vs. 1936]], [[That A Ghost]], [[highschool]], [[senior prom]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Poof.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The [[Cheat Commandos]] helicopter
|align=center| The Cheat Skycam Traffic helicopter
|align=center| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], [[local news]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Tup_tup_tup_etc.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| The [[Tandy 400]] just before it explodes
|align=center| [[Strong Sad]] coming off of caffeine, John Newell being switched off, the virused universe shutting down, the [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] shutting off, [[Coach Z]]'s power switching off
|align=center| [[gimmicks]], [[caffeine]], [[dangeresque 3]], [[virus]], [[part-time job]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Beeoo.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Slide Whistle
|align=center| [[Pom Pom]]'s family portrait, radish flying through the air, finishing a bronco trolley, Strong Bad jumping into frame, [[Eh! Steve]] jumping off-screen, Strong Mad throwing out Homestar, Sickly Sam rising from the grave
|align=center| [[Pom Pom, Too]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[unused emails]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[Main Page 18]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[That A Ghost]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Ehsteve_jump.ogg|Listen}}
|-id="wind"
|align=center| An eerie wind
|align=center| An appearance by the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]], Error page toons, a computer-less desk, deeply foul stenches, an email-less [[Lappy 486|Lappy]]
|align=center| [[ghosts]], [[The System is Down]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], [[animal]], [[couch patch]], [[Sick Day]], [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Wind_whistling.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| "Downloads" by [[Atari Homestar]]
|align=center| Killing the Bad Graphics Ghost
|align=center| [[ghosts]], [[Main Page 13]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Downloads_atari.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Strong Sad being pegged with kickballs
|align=center| [[Dangeresque]] and [[Dangeresque Too]] playing tennis, Strong Sad's husky body
|align=center| [[1 step ahead]], [[dangeresque 3]], [[modeling]], [[Cool Things]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Kickballsound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Stinkoman]]'s boots when walking
|align=center| Strong Bad's [['Lectric Boots]] when walking
|align=center| [[Under Construction]], [[extra plug]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Lectric_boots.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[RhinoFeeder]]'s snakes
|align=center| Fleeing spiders
|align=center| [[video games]], [[RhinoFeeder]], [[That A Ghost]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Snakes.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A tricked-out propellor cap's hydraulics
|align=center| Strong Bad's [[Grabbo Arm]]
|align=center| [[car]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Grabbo_arm.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Booing crowd
|align=center| Another booing crowd
|align=center| [[The Reddest Radish]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Boocrowd.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Various dramatic poses
|align=center| Homestar's [[Homestar's Daisy Dukes|creepy pants]], sudden freeze
|align=center| [[Under Construction]], [[long pants]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[theme song]], [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Shingwoow.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| A mysterious drilling sound
|align=center| [[Lil' Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Drill|drill]], The Cheat drilling both Strong Sad's face and hands, [[Stinkoman|Stinkoman's boots]] being tricked out, Head Bad receiving some more muscle
|align=center| [[privileges]], [[origins]], [[japanese cartoon]], [[disconnected]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Drillsound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Gross goopy sound
|align=center| Goopy blood background, [[Marshie]]'s trail, Costume Transition, The Denzel, Scared to Death, Yella Paint, Radioactive ooze, Stinkoman grabbing pudding, 1-Up's nose running, [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]], [[Free_Petry_Dish%2C_USA_Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]s replicating
|align=center| [[Malloween Commercial]], [[the show]], [[bedtime story]], [[That A Ghost]], [[Cool Things]], [[action figure]], [[Under Construction]], [[animal]], [[highschool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|GrossGoopy.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Sparking wire
|align=center| [[Coach Z]]'s power going out, a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow commercial being interrupted by a commercial for [[Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers]], stuff the "evil half" of the brain likes
|align=center| [[gimmicks]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[bottom 10]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Zizzap.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| "Store" by [[Atari Homestar]]
|align=center| Hitting a force field, Baby Strong Bad's video game
|align=center| [[Main Page 13]], [[Secret Collect]], [[highschool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|AtariStore.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Scrolling through options
|align=center| Scrolling through email names, Color Wheel Roulette
|align=center| [[Random Toon]], [[technology]], [[redesign]]
|align=center| {{Audio|RandomToonScrolling.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Chewing Marshmallows
|align=center| (in progress)
|align=center| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[The Luau]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Heavy Landing
|align=center| Body slam, radish landing, [[Heavy Lourde]], Banned in the UK, [[Eh! Steve]] landing, [[The Cheat]] landing, Strong Sad passing out from caffeine
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[homsar]], [[sb_email 22]], [[Homsar Main Page]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[Happy Fireworks]], [[caffeine]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| {{Audio|HeavyLanding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Pants Drop
|align=center| (in progress)
|align=center| [[stand-up]]
|align=center| {{Audio|PantsFallingDown.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| [[Kicking The Cheat]]
|align=center| Punching the [[Tandy]], Kicking an arcade game, Puppet Homestar getting hit in the head with a baby swing
|align=center| [[little animal]], [[invisibility]], [[car]], [[Secret Pages#Games|Kicking Game]], [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], [[The System Is Down]], [[crying]], [[Arcade Game]], [[TROGDOR!]], [[Summer Short Shorts]] ''{others}''
|align=center| {{Audio|Punch1.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Collecting a capsule
|align=center| Collecting an extra life, cracking a Bitzar
|align=center| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| "[[The Sturge]]" theme
|align=center| Strong Sad's [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|caffeine-laced]] entrance
|align=center| [[radio]], [[boring (really)]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Creepy music
|align=center| Strong Bad searching for the tape, Gingivitis shock-you-mentary, Marshie Balloon approach, 3 Years Ago screen, the opening to the 4actor Z trailer, in an interdimensional void, beginning of a cliffhanger
|align=center| [[stunt double]], [[bedtime story]], [[Fall Float Parade]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[narrator]], [[alternate universe]], [[cliffhangers]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_creepymusic.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Water dripping from Homestar's shower
|align=center| Water dripping in [[Coach Z's Locker Room]], water dripping from a towel, water dripping in a bathtub
|align=center| [[Main Page 14]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[Homestar Presents: Presents]], [[cliffhangers]]
|align=center| {{Audio|ShowerDrip.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Spooky jungle music
|align=center| When Strong Bad opens up Strong Mad's closet, when Strong Bad talks about "Mysterious Myths or Legendary Legends", when Strong Bad talks about the pop-up book's fridge being a source of unspeakable power
|align=center| [[bottom 10]], [[myths & legends]], [[pop-up]]
|align=center| {{Audio|SpookyMusic.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Jangly Homestar
|align=center| Homestar's change
|align=center| [[do over]], [[disconnected]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_change.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| 5.25 floppy loading
|align=center| Changing a graphic, [[The Robot (storybook)]] powering down, Strong Bad's old computers making the sound
|align=center| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]], [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[retirement]]
|align=center| {{Audio|525_floppyload_sound.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Windows 95 "Ding" sound
|align=center| New email, scan complete, download screen
|align=center| [[sisters]], [[lunch special]], [[virus]], [[isp]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Win95_ding.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Action figure music
|align=center| Ab Abber commercial music, Strong Badman comic background music
|align=center| [[action figure]], [[suntan]], [[army]] (Easter egg), [[alternate universe]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Compy 386]] startup music
|align=center| Flagrant System Error, Congratulations Message, Computer Over Notification, Flamboyant System Error
|align=center| [[invisibility]], [[50 emails]], [[flashback]], [[virus]], [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Compy386startup.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Helicopter
|align=center| Strong Bad somersaulting through the air, [[Sherlock]] moving
|align=center| [[crazy cartoon]], [[Main Page 18]], [[lady...ing]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Hr_helicopter.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Empty can clattering
|align=center| Piece of wood banging against fence, Strong Mad's eyes blinking
|align=center| [[The Reddest Radish]], [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[booOOMbox]] fast forwarding
|align=center| Strong Sad's tape player fast forwarding/rewinding, [[PhoneTime XL8]] fast forwarding
|align=center| [[autobiography]], [[2 emails]], [[impression]], [[army]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
|align=center| {{Audio|BooOOMbox_ff.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Roar
|align=center| Bowling ball knocking down chicken bowling pins, Trogdor roaring, Trogador roaring, the tricked-out [[No Loafing Sign]] roaring at the tricked-out Z sign
|align=center| [[Labor Dabor]], [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]], [[Happy Trogday]], [[redesign]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Roar.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Message pop-up
|align=center| Regular pop-up
|align=center| [[marzipan]], [[virus]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Message_popup.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Record scratch (two types of this sound include long and short)
|align=center| Sudden realization, record stops, music stops, sudden stop
|align=center| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[cheat talk]], [[for kids]], [[rampage]], [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], [[do over]], [[bottom 10]], [[keep cool]]
|align=center| {{Audio|SuddenStop.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Smash
|align=center| Strong Bad's desk smashing in half, glass shattering, Strong Bad falling through a ceiling, old TV smashing
|align=center| [[your friends]], [[unused emails]], [[2 emails]], [[pom pom]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Heavy Landing 2
|align=center| Body slam, fighting in a free-for-all, [[Pan Pan]] crushing 1 Up, Homsar landing, early Strong Bad kicking The Cheat
|align=center| [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The Reddest Radish]], [[Under Construction]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[lady...ing]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Sudden movement
|align=center| Sudden dash, Homestar departing
|align=center| [[The Luau]], [[little animal]], [[Main Page 18]], [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| Dipping fry in computer ketchup
|align=center| (in progress)
|align=center| [[funny]]
|align=center| Not available
|-
|align=center| [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] Special Music
|align=center| Music that sounds like the intro to a Holiday Special of some kind.
|align=center| [[A Holiday Greeting]], [[The Luau]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|align=center| {{Audio|Special_music.ogg|Listen}}
|-
|align=center| Rolling tongue sound (one type goes high, the other type goes low)
|align=center| Number 11 moves back down so Strong Bad's bottom 10 resumes, when the scene switches to the laundry room and then to the arts and crafts scene, when [[The Grape Fairie]] opens up the rules scroll, when "The 4 Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" banner appears
|align=center| [[bottom 10]], [[lady fan]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[4 branches]]
|align=center| Not available
|}

{{stub}}
[[Category:Lists]]

Crustly Guarded Bread

Saturn — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:33:19 GMT

Saturn: add link

[[Image:Crustly Guarded Bread.png|thumb|A loaf... for a peasant!]]

'''Crustly Guarded [[Bread]]''' is the brand of bread baked by [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]. As seen in [[looking old]], they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of [[Strong Bad]]'s age or dance with a goat.

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

Quote of the Week Character Heads

Saturn — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:41:51 GMT

Saturn: /* Permanent Character Heads */ update

These are the '''character heads''' embedded in the [[Quote of the Week]] Flash file. Note that not all of these have been used since the Quote of the Week format changed to include them. Homestar Runner's and Marzipan's eyes blink, just as they do in toons.

==Permanent Character Heads==
These are character heads of main characters, which are permanently left in the swf and often reused.
<gallery>
Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|<center>[[Homestar Runner]] ''Last used 21 Dec 2006''</center>
Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Bad]] ''Last used 7 Dec 2006''</center>
Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Sad]] ''Last used 18 Jan 2007''</center>
Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|<center>[[Bubs]] ''Last used 11 Jan 2007''</center>
Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|<center>[[Coach Z]] ''Last used 08 Dec 2005''</center>
Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Marzipan]] ''Last used 03 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|<center>[[The King of Town]] ''Last used 13 Jul 2006''</center>
Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Mad]] ''Last used 14 Apr 2005''</center>
Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|<center>[[Homsar]] ''Last used 25 Nov 2005''</center>
Image:qod 10 - marshie.PNG|<center>[[Marshie]] ''Last used 20 Oct 2006''</center>
Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|<center>[[Senor Cardgage]] ''Last used 27 Apr 2006''</center>
Image:qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG|<center>[[Cheerleader]] ''Last used 19 Jan 2006''</center>
Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|<center>[[So and So]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 14 - whats her face.PNG|<center>[[What's Her Face]] ''Last used 09 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 15 - the ugly one.PNG|<center>[[The Ugly One]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|<center>[[Stinkoman]] '''Unused''' </center>
Image:qod 17 - 1up.PNG|<center>[[1-Up]] ''Last used 01 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|<center>[[Gunhaver]] '''Unused''' </center>
Image:qod 19 - fightgar.PNG|<center>[[Fightgar]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 20 - silent rip.PNG|<center>[[Silent Rip]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 21 - crackotage.PNG|<center>[[Crackotage]] ''Last used 27 Feb 2005''</center>
Image:qod 22 - reynold.PNG|<center>[[Reynold]] ''Last used 15 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG|<center>[[Blue Laser Commander]] ''Last used 31 Aug 2006</center>
Image:qod 24 - eh steve.PNG|<center>[[Eh! Steve]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>[[Doreauxgard]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG |<center>[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ''Last used 17 Nov 2005''</center>
Image:qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG|<center>[[The Homestar Runner]] ''Last used 30 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Sickly Sam]] ''Last used 22 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 29 - 1936 marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 30 - 1936 coach z.PNG|<center>[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] '''Unused'''</center>
</gallery>

==Temporary Character Heads==
These are character heads of minor characters, which are added to the swf when in use and then removed.
<gallery>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>[[The Geddup Noise]] ''Used 29 Sep 05''</center>
Image:qod_horriblepainting.PNG|<center>[[Horrible Painting]] ''Used 06 Oct 05''</center>
Image:qod_dumple.png|<center>[[The Jolly Dumple]] ''Used 09 Feb 06''</center>
Image:qod 34 - small mouth.PNG|<center>Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]] ''Used 18 May 2006''</center>
Image:qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG|<center>Shirtless [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] ''Used 20 July 2006''</center>
Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|<center>[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] ''Used 27 July 2006''</center>
Image:Meltshake.png|<center>[[Minor Foods|Melt Shake]] ''Used 07 Sep 2006''</center>
Image:Qow_vidguys.png|<center>[[Videlectrix|Videlectrix guys]] ''Used 17 Nov 2006''</center>
</gallery>

[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Strong Sad

Saturn — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:39:45 GMT

Saturn: /* Quotes of the Week */ updated

{{charnav|Strong Sad|ss|Strong Mad|Pom Pom}}
[[Image:newerstrongsad.PNG|thumb|"Each day we die a little more..."]]
== Biography ==

[[Image:Babyss.PNG|thumb|Not sitting next to The Diapersmith.]]
'''Strong Sad''' is the youngest of [[The Brothers Strong|the Brothers Strong]]. It is unclear how he was born, as his [[Wikipedia:Umbilicus|belly button]] (which normally indicates the removal of the [[Wikipedia:Umbilical cord|umbilical cord]] shortly after birth) was apparently created by [[Strong Bad]] using a drill that he received for his birthday. He stands somewhere between Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] in height, and he has large, elephant-like feet he calls "[[Soolnds|soolnds]]". (In the past, poachers have apparently offered large sums of money to obtain Strong Sad's feet.) His body is round and is two shades of grey—a lighter grey from the waist up, and darker grey from the waist down. Strong Sad's body makes the sound of a red gym ball when hit—and according to Strong Sad, it is hit often. His head is white and has an odd lump on the top, referred to as a "disturbing soft-serve flip" by Strong Bad in [[keep cool]] (a trait shared by [[Mr. Bland]]). It is unclear whether or not he has teeth. Strong Bad claims that he doesn't, but Strong Sad was seen brushing his teeth in [[narrator]]. He is usually very calm and soft-spoken, although he has become [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|hyperactive]] on occasion (at least once under the influence of caffeine), and he has also temporarily (and involuntarily) become a [[radio|radio DJ]] once or twice. The phrase "Covered Bridges" seems to be able to put him in some type of trance, as seen in [[Fall Float Parade]].

Strong Sad's main defining characteristic is his chronic depression—his high level of intelligence and creativity are almost always overshadowed by it. His many interests include listening, books, listening to books, calligraphy, safety, being alone, arts, crafts, and arts [[b/w]] crafts. He has outstanding handwriting and often uses it in writing poetry, which he then recites at his own "poetry slams". Strong Sad is seen using both his right and left hands to write and play the guitar, implying that he is [[Left Handedness|ambidextrous]]. He has been seen practicing [[Wikipedia:T'ai Chi Ch'üan|T'ai Chi]]. Strong Sad also enjoys playing board games (especially with other board games), and he seems to enjoy going to science-fiction and fantasy conventions, as seen in [[different town]] and [[TrogdorCon '97]]. He has an [[Strong Sad's iPod|iPod]], and he occasionally updates his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]]. Strong Sad's highly philosophical view on life has creeped out other characters more than once, most notably Strong Bad and [[Marzipan]]. Strong Sad may have a crush on Marzipan; he has occasionally lied to Marzipan just so he could spend time with her, as in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]. However, he might just be trying to make friends with anyone he can.

Strong Sad has a sort of "love-hate" relationship with his brother Strong Bad. It has been suggested that the two [[The Secrets That I Keep|got along quite well]] when they were younger, but nowadays, Strong Sad suffers almost constant [[Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|abuse]] from Strong Bad. (Nobody really knows why.) However, evidence from The Secrets That I Keep may suggest that even though Strong Sad outwardly insults Strong Bad, he looks up to him and misses the days when they got along. In particular, Strong Bad has quite a list of [[Nicknames#Strong Sad|names]] he's used to insult Strong Sad. Strong Sad has also been the subject of numerous practical jokes by Strong Bad, Strong Mad and [[The Cheat]], from being drilled a new navel by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] to being used as a [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]] for the [[Dangeresque]] movies to even having [[Wikipedia:wildebeest|wildebeest]] [[Wikipedia:pheromones|pheromones]] washed into his laundry. In turn, Strong Sad often has a very low opinion of his brother and considers him to be a clueless weirdo, though nobody really seems to care most of the time what he thinks. Despite all of this, he seems to retain some degree of brotherly love toward his siblings: When the [[gimmicks|Tandy 400 exploded]], Strong Sad asked Strong Bad if he was all right. Also, while Strong Bad was [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|in jail]], Strong Sad wrote him a letter wishing him well, and adding that his brother's absence caused him to feel far happier with himself than usual and also that while Strong Bad was gone, he turned his brother's computer room into his tai chi space. He was also eager to help Strong Bad with his 150th e-mail in [[Sbemail 150?!?]] (he actually managed to provide the background music for Strong Bad's email intro in [[alternate universe]]).

Strong Sad's troubled relationship with Strong Bad seems to extend to the rest of the community in [[Free Country, USA]] as well. He is generally reclusive and has only a few friends—his best friend appears to be [[Homsar]], and he plays Jenga with The Cheat on Tuesdays. Early in the site's history, Homestar Runner even counted Strong Sad as a friend, and still shows some signs of friendship towards him. He is often overlooked and ignored when he [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|has an idea]], and he is sometimes even [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|believed to be dead]]. Despite all of this, he serves as a loyal officer in the [[Homestarmy]], and a [[impression|Strong Sad Lookalike Contest]] is held in his honor/insult each year.

*'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Super NES]]
*[[:Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Tunes==
Strong Sad listens to the following musicians/music groups, according to his [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]]:

*[[Wikipedia:Angelo Badalamenti|Angelo Badalamenti]]
*[[Wikipedia:David Bowie|David Bowie]]
*[[Wikipedia:Will Oldham|Bonnie "Prince" Billy]]
*[[Wikipedia:Godspeed You! Black Emperor|Godspeed You! Black Emperor]]
*[[Wikipedia:Jerry Goldsmith|Jerry Goldsmith]]
*Mr. Mom - ''Original Motion Picture Soundtrack''
*[[Wikipedia:Peter Murphy (musician)|Peter Murphy]]
*[[Wikipedia:Pet Shop Boys|Pet Shop Boys]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Promise Ring|The Promise Ring]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Smiths|The Smiths]] (probably also [[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Morrissey]])
*[[Wikipedia:Matthew Sweet|Matthew Sweet]]
*[[They Might Be Giants]]
*[[Wikipedia:Thursday (band)|Thursday]]
*[[Wikipedia:Suzanne Vega|Suzanne Vega]]
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Waits|Tom Waits]]
*Butch Willis
*[[Wikipedia:Neil Young|Neil Young]]
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]]

Judging from the "[[Wikipedia:Boys Don't Cry (album)|Boys Don't Cry]]" silhouette poster of [[Wikipedia:Robert Smith (musician)|Robert Smith]] on his wall, Strong Sad also apparently listens to [[Wikipedia:The Cure|The Cure]].

==Lurking==

Strong Sad has often been identified as a lurker, or has been associated with lurking.
[[Image:Sbemail157.PNG|thumb|Deathly Pallor with "Lonely Lurker Attack"]]
*Email [[garage sale]] — [[Strong Bad]] describes "The Lurker", using Strong Sad as an example, as being "the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything." He even tells Strong Sad to "go back to Stuckey's, ''lurker''."
*[[Senorial Day]] — In an [[Easter egg]], Strong Sad says, "there's nothing like going out for a lonely lurk on a lovely Spring night."
*Email [[trading cards]] — One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s cards is [[The Deathly Pallor]], which can perform the "Lonely Lurker Attack."
{{clear}}
== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title''': Poetry Slam!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]]}''

''{Open with a black screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't wanna do a characters page!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, come on, you can do it!

''{The lens cap is removed, and Strong Sad appears as the camera focuses on him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm not really comfortable talking to a camera.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Just pretend like you're talking to me, or a wall, or a tree, or any of the other stuff that you usually talk to.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ohhhhhh! My name's Strong Sad and... I have two brothers that like to pummel me every hour, on the hour. I mostly sit in my room, and... listen to music, and write, ''{begins tracing his finger along the edge of the screen}'' and talk to walls or trees... ''{stops touching the edge of the screen}'' and wait to be pummeled... I guess I like board games more than most people. And by that I mean I like to play board games more than most people do. But by that I also mean I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one time, me and Hi-Ho Cherry-O! were playing The Game of Life, and I got a phone call from... Coach Z or somebody. And, I didn't answer it because I was having such a good time with playing this board game, against this other board game...

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{off-screen, losing patience}'' Okay, I think that's enough, Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' And it got me to thinking, you know?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, okay, I'm turning it off now.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Two lovers... collide...

''{The camera stops.}''

== Fun Facts ==
* [[Matt Chapman]] has said that Strong Sad is the most difficult character to voice due to how delicate he sounds. If Matt strains his voice too much before recording, he actually can't do Strong Sad at all (which led to Mike substituting for Strong Sad's one word in [[cheat talk]]).
* Strong Sad [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by saying he doesn't want to do a "character page", and by running his finger up and down the left border of the screen. The actual wall of his room is much further off to the side, as evidenced by the poster in the background.
* The odd lump on top of Strong Sad's head gives him a similar appearance to some of the secondary characters in [[Wikipedia:Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper the Friendly Ghost]].

* Strong Sad used to have an AOL Instant Messenger screenname of "depressio222". A fan registered the name, and after many questions as to why the Brothers Chaps had not reserved it beforehand, Strong Sad's IM changed to "depressio111117".
*Strong Sad was originally going to sound like [[Wikipedia:Michael Stipe|Michael Stipe]], but it was quickly rejected.

== Variations ==
*[[Sickly Sam]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Hot Tub]] ([[Dangeresque]])
*[[The First Decemberween]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant|Decemberween]])
*[[Lil' Strong Sad]]
*[[Saddy Dumpington]]
*[[The Deathly Pallor]]
*[[Anonymous]]
*[[Trading Cards|Prancibald]] ([[trading card]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Mikhail Gorbachev|Gorbachev]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Andy Warhol|Andy Warhol]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Vyvyan (from [[Wikipedia:The Young_Ones (TV_series)|The Young Ones]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:David_Byrne_%28musician%29|David Byrne]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:David_Bowie|David Bowie]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo Member]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tony Clifton|Tony Clifton]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..."|[[caffeine]] outtake|HR:weeklies/ss_caffeine.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Strong Bad, did you put Montelbon pheremones..?"|[[what I want]] outtake|Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."|[[Where's The Cheat?]]|mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake|Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]|Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''As [[The Deathly Pallor]]''': "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"|[[radio]] outtake|Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"|[[caffeine]]|Mirror:ss marzipan.wav}}
*{{qotw|"I don't like food anymore"|[[2 years]]|Mirror:ss foodanymore.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, some animal died."|A parody of Homestar's line in [[impression]]|Mirror:ss_animal.wav}}
|}

==See Also==

*[[Strong Sad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Sad Smiling]]
*[[Strong Sad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Strong Sad|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_ss.html|watch Strong Sad's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_ss.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Sad's character video]]
*[mailto:depressio@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Sad] ([[depressio#Easter Eggs|note]])
*[[HR:sadjournal/index.html|See Strong Sad's Blog]]
*[[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|Fond Reminiscences]]

{{Characters|Strong Sad}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_ss}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]

File:Sketchbook011807.png

Saturn — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:16:13 GMT

Saturn: Sketchbook for January 18, 2007

== Summary ==
[[Sketchbook]] for January 18, 2007
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

File:Fanstuff011807.png

Saturn — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:15:12 GMT

Saturn: Weekly Fanstuff for January 18, 2007

== Summary ==
[[Weekly Fanstuff]] for January 18, 2007
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

the chair

Saturn — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:31:41 GMT

Saturn: /* Transcript */ Crabadonk! (fixed to match the qotw)

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|what I want}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank..."]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Stooly]], {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "D to the ear" as "Duh to the ear", "doesnt" as "dohs-n-t" (with extra emphasis at the end of the word), and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou ''{pronounced "Yeah to the oo"}'' don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Zoom out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word "STANK" seeping out of it at various spots.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank...

''{A face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''STOOLY:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got ''{places a box on the counter}'' this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, okay, okay... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less Anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom!

''{Bubs slides away. Cut to the side of Bubs' Concession Stand. As Strong Bad walks around, a portion of the wall falls outward, revealing a conveyor belt. Bubs rides on it standing on one foot.}''

'''BUBS:''' Steeeeeeeeeeeep! ''{jumps off conveyor belt}'' All right! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS:''' Crabadonk!

''{The wall flips back up, then falls down again, revealing a red, white and blue bicycle seat on the conveyor belt.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{Cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house. As it bounces off the door, the door begins to emit smoke, and Li'l Strong Bad laughs. Cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{The wall rises again, and falls down with a chair shaped like Homestar Runner on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check-a my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair?

'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER CHAIR:''' Ow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The wall rises and falls with a deformed gray lump vaguely resembling a chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' You simpleton! This is a Danoob Largo original!

''{Cut to the chair. A Styleron Ecochair logo appears.}''

'''BUBS:''' The Styleron Ecochair!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pan up to Strong Bad}'' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant ''{pan back to the chair}'' albino doggie-doody.

'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to Bubs}'' Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{cut back to Strong Bad}'' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

''{Cut back to the wide shot of Strong Bad and Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned—

''{The wall rises and falls, displaying the same box of chicken beaks seen earlier.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks! ''{The conveyor belt immediately rises again.}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold!

''{The conveyor belt falls again, revealing a large leather chair, which obscures Strong Bad as it rolls out. The chair glows and a chorus sounds briefly, and a golden "Le Restige" plaque appears.}''

'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{appears from behind the chair}'' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to closeup of Bubs}'' Crabadonk!

''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Bad, who is now sitting on the chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound. A pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and quickly slip a pair of gray sweatpants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweatpants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{Cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Hey, hey, hey. It's e-mail.

''{opens an email which is almost completely obscured by the chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading email}'' Dear Strong Bad, how come you never take your mask off? ''{typing}'' Like I've said before, ''this'' is not a mask. It's my face. But hey, I'll give it a shot!

''{Strong Bad tugs on his mask until it comes off. He raises the mask above the chair and screams for a few seconds, then puts it back on again, making gurgling noises throughout.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents. ''{holds up a photo; only the corner is visible above the chair.}''

''{Cut to a wide shot of the computer room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweatpants!

''{Strong Bad pushes the sweatpants button, making the buzzing sound again. The robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air. He falls down with several layered sweatpants on his legs and another pair on his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweatpants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px|nice try dodongo!]]
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on [[Le Restige]] to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents, when viewed in a decompiler, is blank except for the words "nice try dodongo!" written across it. 

{{clear}}

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Throat lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.
*"What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?" and "What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?" are two commonly asked questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Pre-animation Process - 4:05 p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].

===Trivia===
[[Image:Sb mask.PNG|right|150px|...when viewed with a decompiler]]
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio forge|bio forge]]".
*Strong Bad's face/mask is facing the viewers even though Strong Bad is presumably facing his computer. This can be partially viewed when using a Flash decompiler.
*This email marks the first appearance of a more realistic-looking sky over [[The Field]].
*The text of the obscured email reads:<blockquote class="short lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>Dear strong bad, How come you never take your mask off? </blockquote>

===Remarks===
*The second email Strong Bad reads appears to have [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender#Unsigned|no sender]].
*There is no 'back' button at the end of the email.

===Goofs===
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.
*When the scene switches to a wide shot after Strong Bad holds up the picture of his parents, the text on the screen has immediately switched from the email he received to the text Strong Bad typed.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]].
*The adjective "stank" was previously used in [[modeling]] and [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]], [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]], [[Everybody to the Limit]] and [[Store Thank You Messages#Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You|Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You message]].

*The quote "seen enough of that one" was also said in [[retirement]] and [[huttah!]].
*[[Wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]] was last mentioned in [[Sick Day]]. (see also Real-World References)
*The face on Stooly looks a lot like [[Doreauxgard]].
*"Restige" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]] of "rest" and "prestige".
*Humane treatment of poultry was mentioned in the toon [[No Hands On Deck!]] as well.

===Real-World References===

*"Ethical Chick Beaks" is probably a reference to the questionably unethical practice of [[Wikipedia:Debeaking|cutting off baby chicken beaks]] employed by many chicken mega-farms.
*Anthrax is:
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax|An infectious, often fatal disease]] of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products.
**[[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|An influential '80s thrash metal band]].
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.
**The album [[wikipedia:Image:Winger album cover.jpg|pictured]] was Winger's self-titled debut album.
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]]. (See also Inside References)
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.
*The Styleron Ecochair by Danoob Largo is a parody of furniture made by Swedish-founded [[Wikipedia:IKEA|IKEA]], known for advertising its products as modern and environmental and giving each product line a Scandinavian name.
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Montalbán]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the "rich Corinthian leather" of the seats.
*A [[wikipedia:Enemies in The Legend of Zelda series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.
*Strong Bad's new chair is in the style of Queen Anne furniture.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|162|10344}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Quote of the Week Character Heads

Saturn — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:14:08 GMT

Saturn: /* Permanent Character Heads */ update

These are the '''character heads''' embedded in the [[Quote of the Week]] Flash file. Note that not all of these have been used since the Quote of the Week format changed to include them. Homestar Runner's and Marzipan's eyes blink, just as they do in toons.

==Permanent Character Heads==
These are character heads of main characters, which are permanently left in the swf and often reused.
<gallery>
Image:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|<center>[[Homestar Runner]] ''Last used 21 Dec 2006''</center>
Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Bad]] ''Last used 7 Dec 2006''</center>
Image:qod 3 - strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Sad]] ''Last used 14 Dec 2006''</center>
Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|<center>[[Bubs]] ''Last used 11 Jan 2007''</center>
Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|<center>[[Coach Z]] ''Last used 08 Dec 2005''</center>
Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Marzipan]] ''Last used 03 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 7 - the kot.PNG|<center>[[The King of Town]] ''Last used 13 Jul 2006''</center>
Image:qod 8 - strong mad.PNG|<center>[[Strong Mad]] ''Last used 14 Apr 2005''</center>
Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|<center>[[Homsar]] ''Last used 25 Nov 2005''</center>
Image:qod 10 - marshie.PNG|<center>[[Marshie]] ''Last used 20 Oct 2006''</center>
Image:qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG|<center>[[Senor Cardgage]] ''Last used 27 Apr 2006''</center>
Image:qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG|<center>[[Cheerleader]] ''Last used 19 Jan 2006''</center>
Image:qod 13 - so and so.PNG|<center>[[So and So]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 14 - whats her face.PNG|<center>[[What's Her Face]] ''Last used 09 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 15 - the ugly one.PNG|<center>[[The Ugly One]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG|<center>[[Stinkoman]] '''Unused''' </center>
Image:qod 17 - 1up.PNG|<center>[[1-Up]] ''Last used 01 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|<center>[[Gunhaver]] '''Unused''' </center>
Image:qod 19 - fightgar.PNG|<center>[[Fightgar]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 20 - silent rip.PNG|<center>[[Silent Rip]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 21 - crackotage.PNG|<center>[[Crackotage]] ''Last used 27 Feb 2005''</center>
Image:qod 22 - reynold.PNG|<center>[[Reynold]] ''Last used 15 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 23 - blue laser commander.PNG|<center>[[Blue Laser Commander]] ''Last used 31 Aug 2006</center>
Image:qod 24 - eh steve.PNG|<center>[[Eh! Steve]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>[[Doreauxgard]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 26 - 1936 strong bad.PNG |<center>[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ''Last used 17 Nov 2005''</center>
Image:qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG|<center>[[The Homestar Runner]] ''Last used 30 Nov 2006''</center>
Image:qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG|<center>[[Sickly Sam]] ''Last used 22 Sep 2005''</center>
Image:qod 29 - 1936 marzipan.PNG|<center>[[Old-Timey Marzipan]] '''Unused'''</center>
Image:qod 30 - 1936 coach z.PNG|<center>[[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] '''Unused'''</center>
</gallery>

==Temporary Character Heads==
These are character heads of minor characters, which are added to the swf when in use and then removed.
<gallery>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>[[The Geddup Noise]] ''Used 29 Sep 05''</center>
Image:qod_horriblepainting.PNG|<center>[[Horrible Painting]] ''Used 06 Oct 05''</center>
Image:qod_dumple.png|<center>[[The Jolly Dumple]] ''Used 09 Feb 06''</center>
Image:qod 34 - small mouth.PNG|<center>Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]] ''Used 18 May 2006''</center>
Image:qod 35 - shirtless scifi greg.PNG|<center>Shirtless [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]] ''Used 20 July 2006''</center>
Image:qod 36 - lazorlarry.png|<center>[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]] ''Used 27 July 2006''</center>
Image:Meltshake.png|<center>[[Minor Foods|Melt Shake]] ''Used 07 Sep 2006''</center>
Image:Qow_vidguys.png|<center>[[Videlectrix|Videlectrix guys]] ''Used 17 Nov 2006''</center>
</gallery>

[[Category: Regular Updates]]

Bubs

Saturn — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:11:52 GMT

Saturn: /* Quotes of the Week */ new quote

{{charnav|Bubs|bubs|Coach Z|The King of Town}}
[[Image:newestbubs.png|thumb|right|220px|"I'm a self-made man, I am, I am!"]]
[[Image:bubsid.PNG|thumb|He doesn't look half bad!]]
== Biography ==
'''Bubs''' (full name: '''Bubs Concession Stand''', as he claims in [[Senorial Day]]) is the all around fix-it man. Running [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his own concession stand]], Bubs is a sharp salesman who will sell [[Bubs' Concession Stand#Known Items Sold|almost anything]], and has developed a habit for selling ridiculous items at a humorously high price. He also has been seen operating the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]], which he drove down to the beach in [[Weclome Back]]. However, he only sold "exactly zero bologna sandwhiches" during his "best year ever." Bubs resells Internet access, although he rips off his sole subscriber, [[Strong Bad]], in 99 different ways. It's likely that not all of his dealings are exactly legal, considering his reaction to a practical joke from [[Strong Bad]] in [[lackey]], and trying to dispose of items marked EXHIBIT A and EXHIBIT B (a presumably human pancreas which he tried to sell to [[Homestar Runner]]) in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. He seems to dislike [[Strong Bad]] for not paying a debt to him, and threatened to turn him over to a "cut off your toes" style collection agency in [[other days]].

In his spare time he reads back issues of Motor Trend magazine, and also hangs out and talks with [[Coach Z]]. Apparently, Coach Z got on Bubs's bad side near Thanksgiving in 2005, and to get even, Bubs made a "Coach Z, you jerk!" float for the [[Fall Float Parade]]. (Coach Z retaliated by saying "Serves him right, then" when [[Strong Mad]] stole his concession stand and marched with it in the parade.) In [[narrator]], it was shown that they had patched things up and were once again having boring conversations.

Bubs [[Dancin' Bubs|dances]] and attends night courses at Disco Tech. His facial configuration is puzzling; in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], he appears to have a safety pin stuck through his face above an internal ear. In Strong Bad's [[record book]], he was solely declared "Cutest couple."

Bubs' alter-ego is the [[The Thnikkaman|Thnikkaman]].

*'''Debut:''' [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[:Category:Bubs Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title:''' Bargain Basement Prices!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' Bubs' Concession Stand}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey there, every peoples! I'm Bubs. I run the concession stand around the way here. I'm a self-made man, I am, I am. I sell hot dogs, chili dogs, slaw dogs, ketchup dogs and mustard dogs. I got drinks, drinks, drinks, candy and snow cones. I can fix everything what needs fixing. Like cars... TVs... marriages. Ooh! I can dance, too. ''{starts doing the wave}'' Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice! I guess the word that best describes me is: personality. Umm... because I have a good personality. Okay. I gotta get back to work. Come on by! We're always awesome! ''{leaves, then reappears in his Concession Stand in the background}''

== Fun Facts ==
* Bubs is based on a person [[The Brothers Chaps]] knew growing up who worked at a concession stand locally and spoke with the same gravelly voice.
**Matt has also admitted in interviews that Bubs' voice was heavily borrowed from the voice of [[imdb:nm0289359|Redd Foxx]] (of [[imdb:tt0068128|''Sanford and Son'']] fame).
*Bubs says he used to be able to "fly" until he said "sbu," which cancelled his abilities, in the Strong Bad Email [[lunch special]]. However, Bubs says that since he gained so much weight, he could only hover a few inches off the ground, so it wasn't much of a loss. Strong Bad believes he's a big liar, and even Homestar Runner reckons he's faking it even with the evidence before his eyes.
*According to [[keep cool]], Bubs can't swim well, because he was wearing water wings when he was in the pool.

== Variations ==
*[[Old-Timey Bubs]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[The Thnikkaman]]
*[[Shark-Tooth Bubs]]
*[[Free_Petry_Dish,_USA_Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]] ([[highschool]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs or Coach B]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*Rerun (from [[Wikipedia:What's Happening!!|What's Happening!!]]) in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*Mars Blackmon (from [[IMDb:tt0091939|She's Gotta Have It]]) in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Captain Lou Albano|Captain Lou Albano]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*Mel (from [[Wikipedia:Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore|Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*One of The Three Most Important People in the World (from [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/ Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Apollo Creed|Apollo Creed]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*Coach McGuirk (from [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|Home Movies]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Crabadonk. Crabadonk. CRABADONK!"|[[the chair]] outtake|HR:weeklies/bubs_crabadonk.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."|[[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"|[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]|Mirror:bubs_background.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"|[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''|[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]|Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''As [[Dr. Christmas]]''': "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."|[[A Decemberween Pageant]]|Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''As [[The Wheelchair]]''': "I know you're close by, [[Eh! Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"|Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake|Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Women can't drive!"|[[Halloween Fairstival]]|Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip}}
*{{qotw-pcmac|"Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."|[[lunch special]]|Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit}}
*{{qotw|"Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"|[[Bubs#Character_Video_Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]|Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Bubs Evolution]]
*[[Bubs Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Bubs|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_bubs.html|watch Bubs' character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_bubs.swf|view the Flash file for Bubs' character video]]

{{Characters|Bubs}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_bubs}}

Weekly Fanstuff

Saturn — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:02:03 GMT

Saturn: little more info

{{about|weekly updated fanstuff which began on January 27, 2004}} {{for|older fan material in the Museum|Fan Stuff}}

{{Weekly Fanstuff}}

'''Weekly Fanstuff''' are a collection of fan-submitted [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] projects and pictures. These are viewed by clicking on the ''F'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated on Thursdays. Here is a list of all the fanstuff appearances in 2006.

If you press the "f" button rapidly, the caption of the fanstuff will move up the box. The more times you press it, the further the text will move.

''As of November 22nd, 2004, the [[HR:weeklies/fanstuff_pic.jpg|image]] and [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|text]] are no longer part of the [[HR:fanstuff.swf|Flash file]].'' 

{{clear}}
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="200px" | Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Text !! Description
|- id= "WF-2007-01-11"
|[[Image:Fanstuff011107.png|200px|it's the trog trog b'loon]] || 11 Jan 2007 || it's the trog trog b'loon || A [[Trogdor]] balloon and its mirror image. The caption refers to a line in [[Fall Float Parade]].
|- id="WF-2006-12-14"
|[[Image:Fanstuff121406.png|200px|whoa! that was fast!]] || 14 Dec 2006 || whoa! that was fast! || An [[Eh! Steve]] [[Decemberween]] ornament from [[what I want]]. The caption refers to the fact that this fanstuff was submitted very soon after the email was released (on 10 Dec 2006).
|- id="WF-2006-12-07"
|[[Image:Fanstuff120706.PNG|200px|ragdoll homestar]] || 07 Dec 2006 || ragdoll homestar || A [[Wikipedia:Rag doll|rag doll]] of [[Homestar Runner]], with notably large feet.
|- id="WF-2006-11-30"
|[[Image:Fanstuff113006.PNG|200px|pencil shaded trogtat]] || 30 Nov 2006 || pencil shaded trogtat || A pseudo tattoo of [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]] drawn on the arm.
|- id="WF-2006-11-17"
|[[Image:Fanstuff111706.png|200px|real life marshie & co]] || 17 Nov 2006 || real life marshie & co || Marshmallows painted so they look like the varieties of [[Marshie]] (from left to right: [[Malloween Commercial|Malloween Marshie]], [[Mr. Shmallow]], [[Nibbles]], Marshie). The top hat is from the [[Wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] game.
|- id="WF-2006-11-09"
|[[Image:Fanstuff110906.png|200px|da huuuuuudge gourd]] || 09 Nov 2006 || da huuuuuudge gourd || A [[Wikipedia:Gourd|gourd]] painted to look like [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da_Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]].
|- id="WF-2006-11-03"
|[[Image:Fanstuff061103.png|200px|the trogcar]] || 03 Nov 2006 || the trogcar || A car decorated to resemble [[Trogdor]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-27"
|[[Image:Fanstuff061027.png|200px|homestar phaser pedal]] || 27 Oct 2006 || homestar phaser pedal || A [[Wikipedia:Phaser (effect)|phaser]] [[Wikipedia:Effects pedal|pedal]], decorated with a picture of [[Homestar Runner]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-20"
|[[Image:Fanstuff102006.png|200px|bad graphics pumpkin]] ||20 Oct 2006 || bad graphics pumpkin || The [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] carved into a [[Punkin Stencils|pumpkin]].
|- id="WF-2006-10-12"
|[[Image:Fanstuff1121106.PNG|200px|trogdor in tea leaves!]] ||12 Oct 2006 || trogdor in tea leaves! || [[Trogdor]] made out of [[Wikipedia:Tasseography|tea leaves]].
|- id="WF-2006-09-25"
|[[Image:Fanstuff250906.PNG|200px|awesome cheatcow]] || 25 Sep 2006 || awesome cheatcow || Stylized picture of [[The Cheat]] (drawn to look like a cow), [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] with what appears to be a cake dropped on the ground.
|- id="WF-2006-09-18"
| [[Image:Fanstuff180906.PNG|200px|strong bad shot glasses]]|| 18 Sep 2006 || strong bad shot glasses || Shot glasses with [[Strong Bad]]'s face on them.
|- id="WF-2006-09-07"
| [[Image:Fanstuff090706.png|200px|supa-shiny sb plushie]]|| 07 Sep 2006 || supa-shiny sb plushie || A [[Strong Bad]] plush doll.
|- id="WF-2006-08-31"
| [[Image:Fanstuff310806.PNG|200px|homemade supcakes]]|| 31 Aug 2006 || homemade supcakes || A homemade "Sup cake" T-shirt from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]].
|- id="WF-2006-08-18"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060818.png|200px|homebrew no loafing led]]|| 18 Aug 2006 || homebrew no loafing led || A 'digital age [[No Loafing Sign|No Loafing]]' sign from [[redesign]].
|- id="WF-2006-08-11"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060811.png|200px|new potato pom]] || 11 Aug 2006 || new potato pom || [[Pom Pom]] crafted out of a red potato, new potatoes (hence the title), and toothpicks.
|- id="WF-2006-08-03"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060803.png|200px|who likes the fat bee?]] || 03 Aug 2006 || who likes the fat bee? || A craft foam version of [[The Grape Fairie]]'s [[The Fat Bee|fat bee]].
|- id="WF-2006-07-27"
| [[Image:Fanstuff060727.png|200px|painter's tape marshie]] || 27 Jul 2006 || painter's tape marshie || A rendition of [[Marshie]], made with [[Wikipedia:Masking tape|painter's tape]] on a brick wall.
|- id="WF-2006-07-20"
| [[Image:WF-2006-07-20.PNG|200px|awesome fanart!]] || 20 Jul 2006 || awesome fanart! || A drawing of the [[Bear holding a Shark]] and [[Strong Badman]] fighting in a forest. Drawn by [http://studiobueno.blogspot.com/2006/07/strong-bad-as-strong-badman-vs-bear.html Andrew Willmore], see also the [http://d1206209.u31.worldispnetwork.com/StrongbadBearShark.jpg complete drawing].
|- id="WF-2006-07-13"
| [[Image:Fanstuff20060713.png|200px|sb appears in onion!]] || 13 Jul 2006 || sb appears in onion! || A slice of onion that oddly resembles [[Strong Bad]]. This probably refers to incidents in which The Virgin Mary or Jesus was seen in various foods.
|- id="WF-2006-07-06"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 07 06.PNG|200px|trogapult]] || 06 Jul 2006 || trogapult || A hand-crafted [[Trogdor]] catapult.
|- id="WF-2006-06-29"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 06 29.PNG|200px|i say there monstrositea, do you know the times?]] || 29 Jun 2006 || i say there monstrositea, do you know the times? || A hand-crafted teapot with [[The Cheat]] on its lid and [[Trogdor]] forming the spout. The line comes from [[animal]].
|- id="WF-2006-05-18"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-18.PNG|200px|the difference? hardly.]] || 18 May 2006 || the difference? hardly. || A [[Pizza|pizza]] box with a [[Pom Pom]]-like character on it. It apparently came from a restaurant named "The Pizza Place" and has the subtitle "Pizza with the difference".
|- id="WF-2006-05-11"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-11.PNG|200px|12 pts. of articulation]] || 11 May 2006 || 12 pts. of articulation || A fan-made [[Strong Bad]] [[action figure]].
|- id="WF-2006-05-04"
| [[Image:WF-2006-05-04.PNG|200px|pyrex trogdor]] || 04 May 2006 || pyrex trogdor || A [[Wikipedia:Pyrex|Pyrex]] [[Trogdor]].
|- id="WF-2006-04-27"
| [[Image:20060427 fanstuff seriously talented clown.PNG|200px|seriously talented clown]] || 27 Apr 2006 || seriously talented clown || Two balloon animals resembling [[Strong Bad]]. The first one is holding a [[Wikipedia:Fender Stratocaster|Stratocaster]]. Probably to show scale.
|- id="WF-2006-04-06"
| [[Image:Weekly fanstuff april 6.PNG|200px|35 year olds still get cakes?]] || 06 Apr 2006 || 35 year olds still get cakes? || A cake, presumably for a 35-year-old person, decorated with [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Homestar Runner figurines]] and [[Store Freebies#freebie_big_b|the Strong Badia sign]], made to resemble [[Strong Badia]].
|- id="WF-2006-03-30"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2006 03 30.PNG|200px|homestar oilymens]] || 30 Mar 2006 || homestar oilymens || [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar Runner]] and [[Homsar]], made of Sculpey. Painted with Tamiya Colour Acrylic paints, which are responsible for the glossy, oily look. Created by [http://www.juliaminamata.com Julia Minamata], an illustrator and extremely intermittent sculptor. The name may refer to an [[#WF-2004-09-30|older Fanstuff]], which was titled "homestar meltymens!" [http://rasterform.com/2006/03/im-a-trendy-tote-bag/#more-81 Click here] to see bigger and better pictures of the Homsar figurine, as well as the process of making it.
|- id="WF-2006-03-24"
| [[Image:WF-2006-03-24.PNG|200px|metal hsr with bangs]] || 24 Mar 2006 || metal hsr with bangs || [[Homestar Runner (character)|Homestar Runner]] made from pieces of scrap metal. The "bangs" appear to be slots in the metal used to make his head.
|- id="WF-2006-03-16"
| [[Image:WF-2006-03-16.PNG|200px|jolly homestar roger]] || 16 Mar 2006 || jolly homestar roger || A [[Wikipedia:Jolly Roger|Jolly Roger]] flag depicting [[Homestar Runner]] instead of the usual skull.
|- id="WF-2006-03-10"
| [[Image:Handknittgsmittens.PNG|200px|hand knit tgs mittens!]] || 10 Mar 2006 || hand knit tgs mittens! || Mittens depicting several [[Teen Girl Squad]] scenes. '''From left to right:''' [[What's Her Face]] saying "we're cool", [[The Ugly One]] saying "teehee", What's Her Face being crushed by [[Heavy Lourde|<big>NO</big> POUNDS]], and The Ugly One being crushed by a sack labeled "<big>YOU'RE NOT</big> POTATOES" (from [[Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_4|issue 4]]).
Close-up pictures of the mittens, as well as instructions on how to make them, can be found [http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=73251.0 here].
|- id="WF-2006-03-02"
| [[Image:Cubeheads.png|200px|homestar cubeheads]] || 02 Mar 2006 || homestar cubeheads || Cube-shaped heads of several characters and the logo made of [[Wikipedia:Lego|LEGO bricks]]. From left to right... '''Top:''' [[Homestar Runner]]. '''Second Row:''' [[:Image:logo.png|Homestar Runner logo]]. '''Third Row:''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]]. '''Fourth Row:''' [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[Homsar]]. '''Fifth Row:''' [[Pom Pom]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cheat]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-23"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2005 02 23.PNG|200px|cheatar jr.]] || 23 Feb 2006 || cheatar jr. || A guitar painted like [[The Cheat]]. Name refers to [[The Cheatar]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-16"
| [[Image:Fanstuff 2005 02 16.PNG|200px|stinko handfoot sb]] || 16 Feb 2006 || stinko handfoot sb || [[Strong Bad]] with round hands and feet, a lot like [[Stinkoman]]. It appears to be made of [http://www.floam.com Floam].
|- id="WF-2006-02-09"
| [[Image:20060209 fanstuff cheatcorn casserole.PNG|200px|cheatcorn casserole]] || 09 Feb 2006 || cheatcorn casserole || A bunch of [[Wikipedia:Corn|corn]] scattered into the shape of [[The Cheat]].
|- id="WF-2006-02-02"
| [[Image:20060202 fanstuff the cheat lard sculpture.PNG|200px|the cheat lard sculpture]] || 02 Feb 2006 || the cheat lard sculpture || A sculpture of [[The Cheat]], apparently made of [[Wikipedia:Lard|lard]].
|- id="WF-2006-01-26"
| [[Image:Clockin much dough.PNG|200px|clockin much dough]] || 26 Jan 2006 || clockin much dough || A [[Pom Pom]] clock.
|- id="WF-2006-01-19"
| [[Image:20060119 fanstuff strong bad tubamaba.PNG|200px|strong bad tubamaba]] || 19 Jan 2006 || strong bad tubamaba || [[Wikipedia:Sousaphone|Sousaphone]] bells painted with the image of [[Strong Bad]]'s head over the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] screen. "[[Wikipedia:List_of_neologisms_on_The_Simpsons#Tubamaba|Tubamaba]]" is a [[Wikipedia:neologism|neologism]] from [[Wikipedia:The Simpsons|The Simpsons]]. The musician playing the Sousaphone is a member of the [[Wikipedia:Stanford Band|Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band]], a group known for its outlandish and irreverent costuming and performances, but mostly for [[Wikipedia:The Play|The Play]].
|- id="WF-2006-01-12"
| [[Image:011206 fanstuff knitdor and strong bag.PNG|200px|knitdor & strong bag]] || 12 Jan 2006 || knitdor & strong bag || Knitted and stuffed [[Trogdor]] and [[Strong Bad]].
|}

==See Also==
*[[Museum]] [[Fan Stuff]]

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User talk:Trey56

Saturn — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:20:04 GMT

Saturn: /* 3 January 2007 */ life is like a hurricane...

== The last Don ==
I noticed on Limo-zeen page [[Perry_Palaroncini]], you mentioned Don Chapman and Donnie Chapman. Are these 2 different people? If so further explanation, or this will be really confusing. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 16:05, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
: Good question--I'm [[Talk:Limozeen_Thanksgiving_E-Cards|confused]] as well; I think the claim is that Don Chapman (father) played Perry in the E-cards but Donnie Chapman (brother) played Perry in [[monster truck]].{{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:09, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
:: I think they both play him. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:16, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
==Greetings==

Just stopped by and I felt like saying hello.--[[Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif]][[Image:The-cheat-small.png]]Homsarroks[[Image:kookysig.gif]] 21:49, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:Hi! Thanks for the chocolates. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:22, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:Hey, yo. I didn't know that [[english paper]] was your first email you ever saw! Thanks for the compliment on my name. Peace, --[[User:Theyellowdart|Theyellowdart]] 01:48, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

== Sig characters ==

Hey *****6. Just so you know, ever since you changed your signature, the first five characters don't show up. I have a pretty standard configuration with quite a few fonts, so it's likely that a lot of other users are experiencing the same thing. Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|**'* *** **m]] 17:21, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks for the tip! let's see if this helps: {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:29, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::That did the trick! :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

== Reverting massive page moves ==

Wait. Don't do that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:25, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah sorry, I thought I was going to help, and I realized it was a lost cause. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:26, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

:I did that once too. Sorry if I messed up the process. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:28, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
::I got it all straightened out, and Jay and I just finished deleting all the pages. If that happens, just hang tight and wait for a sysop, 'cause you won't be able to fix it completely without deleting something. Sorry if I was abrupt, by the way. I didn't know what your plan was, and time was of the essence. Thanks for trying, though. Keep on tranglin'! :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:45, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Out of curiosity, I thought we blocked Homestar walker a long long time ago. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Unless the logs were cleared somewhere along the way, it looks like the answer is [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=&user=&page=User%3AHomestar+walker no]. As you can see, the only logs he has are moves. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:51, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:::::I changed that link to point to his block. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
:::Oh, no problem...I entirely understand. I'm just glad all those pages got sorted out! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:57, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

== My babel Tower! ==

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!-glompglomp- Thank you! --[[User:Ookelaylay|אוקאלייליי (Ookelaylay)]]
:You're welcome! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:36, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

== tanx oo ==
for templating my gifs... how do you do that??? sry for being a noob =( {{User:Csours/sig}} 20:57, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
:For one of your two personal images, you add the line "<nowiki>{{personal-image|Csours}}</nowiki>" to the description. For your signature image, you add "<nowiki>{{personal-image-sig|Csours}}</nowiki>". If you ever want to abandon one of your images, add "<nowiki>{{personal-image-abandoned|Csours}}</nowiki>". {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:06, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
:p.s., check out [[HRWiki:Personal_images|this page]] for more information. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:08, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

== [[500 The Cheats]] ==
Well, I don't care what anyone thinks...I liked it. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:00, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

:just wondering, who would i ask to get an official opinion about that? cause the homsar does move fast, but thats how fast he moves irl too (lol, irl). ill see what i can do...{{User:Csours/sig}} 04:30, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

::I guess [[User:It's dot com|it's dot com]] would be the guy to ask, since he's the one who wrote the bit about the [[HRWiki:Personal_images|signature images]]. He clarified this comment a little on [[HRWiki_talk:Standards#Signatures_.28Final_Version.29|this page]], indicating that he doesn't mind animated sig images, as long as they're not too distracting. I don't know, maybe it was fine the other way--they'll probably tell you if not! Anyway, sorry for the bother. Best, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:14, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

== Interesting edit summary ==

You're [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Blue_Laser_Commander&curid=1321&diff=311374&oldid=311373 messing with our minds], Trey. You're messing with our minds. ;) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:16, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

:[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Mountain_Dew&diff=prev&oldid=302839 Indeed]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:30, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

::I know--Stupid autofill! I meant to include "reword" as the edit summary, but my web browser thought it was so smart and reused [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Little_Strong_Sad&diff=prev&oldid=295653 this edit summary]. I clicked "Save page" too early. I was wondering if anyone would notice! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 14:26, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

== Sweet User Page ==

Nice User Page. If my computer wasn't so frustratingly slow, perhaps I'd have something as awesome. Maybe I'll get a userbox. But enough about me, no one wants to hear about that anyway... -[[User:RadSkat3|RadSkat3]] 20:09, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks! If you need any help when you're working on your user page, just let me know. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:16, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

== Closing stuff ==

Hey there. I find that it's easier to close the STUFF item before making the archive. (To get the code, I just go one back in the history.) That way, you eliminate the (slim) possibility of someone changing the item between the time you archive it and close it, plus it gives you a handy red link to follow if the archive page is new. Keep on tranglin'! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:04, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

:That's a good idea — thanks for the tip! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:07, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey again. Lately I've noticed that you've been closing the STUFFs very soon after they've opened. I really feel that unless something has ridiculous support (like a vote difference around 20) or is patently true or false, then it shouldn't be closed for at least three or four days. I was still considering the chicken beak one, and I was probably going to vote against it. I think that making STUFF too speedy fosters the idea that you have to log in to the wiki every single day or your voice won't be heard (an attitude I think we should resist). As always, rock, rock on! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

:Fair enough. The facts you're referring to were ones whose fate I judged to be clearly determined, but I totally agree that it makes sense to give everyone at least a couple days to look at even one-sided facts before they're closed. The guidelines you mentioned will be helpful in making better judgments in the future. Thanks :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:11, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

== [[User:Trey56#NES Endings Trivia Challenge|NES Endings Trivia Challenge]]==

===10 August 2006===
[[Image:Strong bad training videogame.PNG|thumb|"It's a showdown going downtown..."]]
Hey, Trey! How about [[Wikipedia:Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!|Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!]] from [[montage]]? Do I win eternal happiness now?!?!? {{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:42, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
:Yes! You should start feeling something in a couple minutes. Well done. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:44, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

===15 August 2006===
[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]], which of course takes place in the [[Main Page 3|the tropics]] (more specifically, Chapter 4 takes place in the belly of [[Unnamed Characters#Main Page Characters|the whale]]). -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:17, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
:Very nice! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:54, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

===22 August 2006===
In [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: The Pi Pi Pi robot from [[Wikipedia:Bionic Commando|Bionic Commando]]. In levels 3, 5 and 10. {{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:38, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

[[Wikipedia:Bionic Commando|Bionic Commando]]. [[Stinkoman 20X6 Real-World References|Referenced]] in level<s>s [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|three]], [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|five]], and</s> [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9|nine]] of [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:43, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

:Yes, yes, and yes. Since Tom provided the specific information about the location within Stinkoman 20X6, I'm going to split the happiness two ways. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:52, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

::Yay! {{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:14, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

===29 August 2006===
[[Image:Matt's ring from peasant's quest.PNG|thumb|The sword of fire. Clearly.]]
[[Wikipedia:Crystalis|Crystalis]] featured five swords: [[Wikipedia:Wind|wind]], [[Wikipedia:Fire|fire]], [[Wikipedia:Water|water]], [[Wikipedia:Thunder|thunder]], and Crystalis. The one toon that used thunder that I can think of is [[Homestarloween Party]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:04, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
:Whoa that looks pretty [http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/crystalis.htm convincing], Tom.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:08, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
:Of course, apart from the fact that thunder has also been featured elsewhere on the site: [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9]]. Wind, fire and water are featured more than once, too. Neither "Crystalis" nor crystal seem to have made an appearance anywhere. I think there was some halloween toon where Marzipan was using a crystal ball to see in the future. But I can't find it. Maybe I made it up.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:34, 2 September 2006 (UTC) Addendum: [[Lappy]] has Liquid Crystal Display. That rules at "crystal" as well.
::My question was intended to mean, "which ''word'' has appeared only once on the site," in which case "thunder" is the only one of the five words that has appeared exactly once--in the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] ("Rolling Cheat thunder"). So, even though it was a poorly worded question, you certainly came up with the one that has appeared in any form the least amount of times, Tom (not counting Crystalis, which naturally has never appeared on the site). So, great job figuring out the name of this less well-known game, and sorry for the confusing question. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:12, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

===5 September 2006===
[[Image:AtKM.png|thumb|Howard Philips would be proud]]
:I'm not totally sure, but I'm thinking [[Wikipedia:Dragon Warrior|Dragon Warrior]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:22, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::You're right — any ideas about the associated trivia question? {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:33, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Heh, I hadn't even looked at the question. And... I dunno. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:47, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::::That's fine — to get you (or anyone else) started on the trivia, there are [http://www.mobygames.com places] on the internet that keep track of video game credits... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:51, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::::: To answer #1: Howard Philips founded Nintendo Power... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:54, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::: And, going strictly from Wikipedia, I do believe that the answer to #2 is a bowtie. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:59, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::: And, going strictly from memory, this would make #3's answer [[Halloween Fairstival]], through SB's Joker costume. I think. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:02, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::::You're right about everything but the last part — there is a more recent toon that includes ''several'' bowties... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:05, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I know nothing of old-skool videro games, but bowties we're porminent in [[senior prom]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:36, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::Yep. Here's the summary of what I was thinking of:
<blockquote>
[[Wikipedia:Dragon Warrior|Dragon Warrior]] is the Japanese [[Wikipedia:Console role-playing game|RPG]] that started it all. This game's popularity exploded in Japan but would probably never have reached American markets if [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Power|Nintendo Power]] Editor-in-Chief [[Wikipedia:Howard Philips|Howard Philips]] hadn't [http://www.dqshrine.com/dw/ fought so hard for it]. Howard Philips is fondly remembered for his [http://hn.iodized.net/main.htm Howard & Nester comics] and for his ever-present [http://www.geocities.com/vabeach2002dgh/Howard_Philips.jpg bow tie]. Bow ties appear several times in [[senior prom]].
</blockquote>
::::::::::Well done to both of you (and in record time). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:01, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

===12 September 2006===
The game is [[Wikipedia:Batman (video game)#NES version|Batman]] featuring [[Batman]]. The screenshot is from just before [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] dies. The Joker has been featured on homestarrunner.com when [[Strong Bad]] dressed as [[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as The Joker in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 06:29, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
:Great jorb! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:34, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
::By the way, after a second viewing under the tutelage of Pom Pom's keen eyes, if you look closely in the screenshot just to the left of the tallest tower, you can see a small purple blob — that's actually the Joker falling... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:47, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

===31 October 2006===
[[Image:Homsar GhostDog.PNG|thumb|I can't stop thinking about ninjas!]]
[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] is the administrator most like a ninja (he ''is'' a ninja, really), just like [[Wikipedia:Ryu Hayabusa|Ryu]] in [[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:15, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
:That's right — I would have accepted either Dot Com or [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] as acceptable answers for that one. Ah, Ninja Gaiden. Such a good game. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 20:09, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

===7 November 2006===
''(clockwise from the upright bass player)''
*[[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran]] from the [[Wikipedia:Metroid (series)|Metroid series]], which is referenced in [[invisibility]] when the [[Tandy]] gives the Justin Bailey code.
*[[Wikipedia:King Bowser|Bowser]] from the Mario game series, heard of in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] when [[Tompkins]] is playing a Game Boy and claims to have him "on the ropes".
*Kid Icarus from [[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]], heard of in [[Peasant's Quest]] game when the player attacks [[Kerrek]] with the bow and arrow, the game responds, "Here goes, Kid Icarus."
*[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong]] is next. His friend [[Wikipedia:Diddy Kong|Diddy Kong]] from the [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (series)|Donkey Kong series]] is mentioned by [[The Ugly One]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*[[Wikipedia:Princess Toadstool|Princess Toadstool]] is next up top there. She's heard of in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] when [[The King of Town]] (dressed as Mario) says "Sorry, King, but our princess is in another castle..."
*Right below the Princess are [[Wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] and [[Wikipedia:Luigi|Luigi]], most recently mentioned in [[Fan Costumes '06]], where [[Strong Bad]] asks Homestar if he's eaten Luigi after they see a fan dressed like [[Homestar]] standing next to a fan dressed like Mario.
*Last and ceratinly not least is our buddy [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] recently mentioned playing [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker|Wind Waker]] in [[Why Come Only One Girl?]].
*Oh, and the game is [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]. To see this scene, the player needs to win a B-type game of a level of at least 9 and height of at least 5.
 -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 15:51, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

:Right, and [[Wikipedia:Saint Basil's Cathedral|Saint Basil's Cathedral]] was referenced in — oh wait, never mind. Good work, once again! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:01, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::Even though it's been over a month, I feel the need to point out that the main character of ''Kid Icarus'' was named Pit, not "Kid Icarus". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:19, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

===15 November 2006===
[[Image:Eyeball pear.PNG|thumb|100px|Googly-eyed meekness]]
[[Image:pumpkin.PNG|thumb|100px|Good Prize?]]
[[Image:Googlypumpkin.png|thumb|100px|Most Improved!]]
The game is [[Wikipedia:Spiritual Warfare|Spiritual Warfare]]. As for the weapons, on homestarrunner.com we've got a [[Googly-eyed Objects|pear]], an [[Tangerine Dreams|apple]]/[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]/[[Stinkoman_20X6_Enemies_and_Items#Items|Stinko-apple]], a [[Cool Things|bag of four grapes]]/[[The Grape Fairie]]/[[Grape-Nuts Robot]], and a [[Homestar Presents: Presents|banana with an arrow through it]]/[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|banana phone]]. No pomegranate, but plenty of [[Pom Pom]]... -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 07:23, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:Boo yah! (as they say) One of the more obscure NES titles I've got laying around. This game was produced by one of the [[Wikipedia:Wisdom Tree|few companies]] to make unlicensed games for the NES [[Wikipedia:NES#Third-party licensing|without being sued]], probably for fear of public outcry. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 07:34, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::In Spiritual Warfare I was thinking about the other weapons
:::Belt of Truth - Peasant's Quest Game
:::Breastplate of Righteousness
:::Boots of Preparation - New Boots
:::Sword of the Spirit - Trogdor the Game.
:::Helmet of Salvation - Peasant's Quest Trailer
:::Shield of Faith - In Search of the Yello Dello DVD

::{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 13:20, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:::Wow, I hadn't thought about that; good work! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:27, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::::Do I get Good Prize? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 18:01, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:::::After careful consideration of your contributions, I've posted your prize on your [[User talk:Invisible Robot Fish#NES Endings Trivia Challenge|talk page]]. Nice job! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:41, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

===22 November 2006===
The game is [http://www.mobygames.com/game/nes/trog Trog!]. The [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] toon not only contained a [[Stop Motion]] scene (like the gameplay of the game), but also contained the [[Pterodactyl]] (a dinosaur, like Bloop) and [[Jhonka]] (a caveman-ish guy, like Spike). -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 22:42, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
:You're right about the game, but there's a toon that very directly resembles the gameplay of Trog: it features a dinosaur fighting with cavemen... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:31, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

::As [[User:Loafing|Loafing]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Trey56&diff=387562&oldid=387558 added] and then [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Trey56&diff=387566&oldid=387562 retracted], you must mean [[Summer Short Shorts]], where [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#The Cheatsaurus|The Cheatsaurus]] scorches [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Homestar Runner|Caveman Homestar]], [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Cavewoman Marzipan|Cavewoman Marzipan]], and [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations#Caveman Strong Bad|Caveman Strong Bad]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:56, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

:::That is indeed what I was thinking of...in the game, you can collect a particular item (in a few levels, particularly associated with a volcano) which enables you to breathe fire and destroy the enemy cavemen. Nice job to both of you! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:15, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

===4 December 2006===
[[Image:jobars headache medicine.PNG|thumb|100px|Feed 'em to the babies!]]
The pills that [[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]] throws look very similar to [[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 09:23, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
:Yikes! That was a lot quicker than I expected! Excellent work :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 09:32, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

===11 December 2006===
[[Wikipedia:Double Dragon (arcade game)#Nintendo Entertainment System|Double Dragon]]. The name of the final boss was Jimmy, as was the sender of [[2 emails]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:30, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
:Yes sir! Great (but difficult) game. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:34, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

===20 December 2006===
[[Image:Castlefunnies Variations Civil War Costumes.png|thumb|Civil War veterans and creamed corn enthusiasts]]
The game is [[Wikipedia:North and South (computer game)|North and South]]. [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[Homestar Runner]] dressed in Civil War soldier outfits in [[old comics]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 08:40, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
:Indeed. Well done! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:56, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
::Waah! I actually thought "hey, I wonder if it's North and South" when I saw the screenshot. The first time I actually ''know'' a game and I'm too stupid to confirm it :-/{{User:Loafing/sig}} 09:01, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
:::Still, that's impressive that you've played this pretty obscure game :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 09:06, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
::::Heh, and I didn't like it. Obviously, I never saw the ending screen ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 09:08, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, I bought it thinking it was going to be really fun, but I was pretty disappointed. I think you have to play multiplayer with the right people. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 09:10, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
::::::I just have to say that North and South is a good game when played multiplayer with the right people. Right up there with RBI baseball. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 16:12, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Yeah, that's what everybody seems to say: [http://www.nintendorks.com/editorials/archives/001228.php] [http://www.sydlexia.com/nes100/nes79.htm] ... I still have to convince my wife to move beyond Dr. Mario, I guess ;) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:16, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I guess I'm the wrong people for this game. I could give it another try, apparently it's abandonware.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:40, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::No, the people you played it with were the wrong ones — they were having fun and you weren't ;) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:42, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

===29 December 2006===
[[Image:malloween.png|thumb|Get out your oaken stake!]]
[[trevor the vampire]], and the game is [[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 08:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
:Exactly! The third installment of Castlevania stars [[Wikipedia:Trevor Belmont|Trevor Belmont]], who is on a quest to kill the vampire Dracula. Nicely done :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:28, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

::Loafing already beat me, but since I already got it all ready, my answer was gonna be:
<blockquote>The game is [[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]. The main hero is [[Wikipedia:Trevor Belmont|Trevor Belmont]] and the main villain is [[Wikipedia:Dracula (Castlevania)|Dracula]], a vampire. The combination of the two would make [[trevor the vampire]]. Oh, and that is the team ending when Trevor teams with Sypha Belnades.</blockquote>
::Good jorb Loafing. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 08:31, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

:::Yup, 'tis Sypha alright — I like that ending better, although I think the game's more fun to play with the wall-climbing Grant DaNasty. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:36, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

===3 January 2007===
That looks like [[Wikipedia:Duck Tales (video game)|Duck Tales]], which had a level that took place on the Moon, just like [[Stinkoman 20X6]]. :) {{User:Saturn/sig}} 02:20, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

== French subtitles ==

Hi Trey. I saw you did some edits to the French subtitles, saying that there were "superfluous spaces". Allow me to clear this : in French, we put spaces after some of the punctuation. For example we put a space before (and after, of course) "!" and "?", as in "J'aime Homestar Runner ! Et toi ?". It's a simple rule but it's not like that in English, so I understand why you tought I messed up with the spaces. But trust me, for a French reader it will be more clear with spaces like that.
 But thanks for your help anyway ^^ I'll go translate some more...
--[[User:Meuhcoin|Meuhcoin]] 15:43, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

:Oh. And here I thought I was doing you a favor. Sorry about that! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 15:52, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

== Sniff ==

I liked your old siggy. {{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:25, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
:Thanks — I was just trying to conform to the signature policies...on the other hand, if I have the approval of a sysop, then maybe it's okay the other way :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:56, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
::What! No exceptions unless you pay me five bucks! Hmmm, the policies state that "preferably a signature would include no more than one image", so it would be acceptable to have two. It's a bit tougher on animated images, which are "strongly discouraged". As a sysop, I do encourage users to follow these recommendations. But on the other hand, your old siggy did conform to the rules, just not the recommendations; so there was nothing wrong with it ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:03, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Hm. Well, what do you think about the following idea for a new sig?
:::[[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|T]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|R]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|E]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|Y]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|5]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|6]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] 01:16, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Eh, I guess I kind of changed it on a whim; I'll probably change it to the old one. Or this new "loafified" one.
::::Doode! It's too long! {{sigbox raw|[[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|T]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|R]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|E]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|Y]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|5]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]] [[User:Trey56|6]] [[Image:UserLoafingSig.png]]}} You'll have to go with your old one, then ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:22, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::Nuts, and I really had my heart set on all those tiny loaves...*sigh* ;) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:23, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

== Testing parserfunction ==

Let's see if this works... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:23, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

== Bwoken ==

I think your sig [[User:Qermaq/Words said or seen once|blew up]]... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:27, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

:It could have something to do with the [[HRWiki:autocolumn]] there. Dot com might have an idea on what's up. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:08, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

::Well, it's definitely the autocolumn. I'll work on debugging it in a bit. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:54, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

:::Sorry! I'm sure it is the autocolumn (it works everywhere else, and wasn't there another problem with another function in autocolumns?) For now, I'll just replace my sig on that page with the appropriate text. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:21, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

==Congratuidontcareaboutspelling==
[[Image:Golbol.PNG|thumb|What a great prize this is version 3.69]]
Hey! Tanx 4 fixin' my userbox! Here is your reward (:P [[User:HeyMama|It's that guy, who does that stuff!]] 18:30, 07 November 2006 (UTC)

:Thank you for this glorious prize! It has... all the goldness of a bowl... without any of the bowlness of a gold. :D {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:42, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
{{clear}}
==Sig==
[[Image:Cold One.PNG|thumb|50px|This one's for U!]]
I kinda want my sig to look like this: Homestar's head, HeyMama in Homsar's shirt font, SB's head, and a jpg of the cheat whit a glowstick that leads to my talk page; if possible thanks!

(BTW, herse your one and 50$ ;)
|$50|
[[User:HeyMama|Soon with a sig,]] 8:29 pm, November 7th, 2006
:Thanks I love it! {{User:HeyMama/sig}}

==Transcription==
On behalf of part of the wiki, nice job on editing [[Let Us Give TANKS!]]. You done a great jorb. {{User:Strong Devon/sig}}
:Tanks! :D {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:14, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

== In Regards to your message ==
:Sorry. I'll just tell him at school tomorrow to change it. PEACE, --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
::No problem [[User talk:Theyellowdart#Editing others' user pages|:)]] {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:39, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

== Thanks and stuff! ==

Well, yes... but that translation is Horrible. Even I couldn't understand... It was just put in an online translator and it just gave out gibberish. I just put that as a "dummy" I got the english translation and is working on that right now.

:Aha; I see. Online translators do suck — you'd think with all the modern technology available nowadays they could make better ones... :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:37, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

::One might think so, but even our English-English stuff doesn't work. Try putting a semi-colon in a sentance in Microsoft Word... and see how terrified it gets. Green squily line and a "hey, get that outa here." {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 23:03, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

:::That reminds me of a talk I attended by Kurt Vonnegut, who ordered us never to use semicolons; in his opinion they're androgenous (he used a stronger word there) punctuation marks that can't make up their mind one way or the other... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:17, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

::::Kurt Vonnegut is pretty old now, I didn't realize that he was still alive.{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 23:22, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

:::::Yeah, he was pretty old four years ago or so when I heard him talk; he was talking about his friends dying and going to heaven. But what else can you expect from the president of the [[Wikipedia:American Humanist Association|American Humanist Association]] ;) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:27, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

::::::So it goes. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 00:19, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Yeah, he made a lot of clever comments like those :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:13, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

== HELP!! ==
Um, I tried to upload a .png file for my sig and this message keeps coming up: "The file is corrupt or has an incorrect extension. Please check the file and upload again." I keep trying again and it doesn't work... and you're not a sysop?!?! WELL YOU SHOULD BE!! Very Seriously, {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:I can think of a couple reasons why you might be getting that message. One thing that might be happening is that there's something weird going on with the .png part of the filename (for example, the file thinks that it's suppressing the .png, but the rest of the name is FILENAME.png, so that the actual file's name is FILENAME.png.png). So, I would try fiddling around with that part of the filename. If that doesn't fix it for you, you might have to try taking the screenshot (assuming that's what it is) again. Hope this helps, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:32, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
::Um, actually I converted a Marshie icon file (.ico) thst I downloaded off of H*R to a .png. It may be corrupted now that I think about it. But the funny thing is, when I open it (let's say I use the program PAINT) it works. Hmm... {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} Merry Christmas!
:::Hmm...I'm not sure what the problem is. If you direct me to the .ico file, I'd be happy to convert it to a png file and upload it for you. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:55, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
== Thanks for trying to help... ==
Thanks, but I was fixing the problem on my user page at the same time you were... the page said "someone else has edited this page before you...". Isn't that a weird coincidence? Anyway, it's really late, and..... I hope they finish that LOGO DISCUSSION soon. Geez. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:No problem... just providing some [[HRWiki:User space#Ownership and editing of pages in the user space|technical assistance]], although I hadn't realized that your addition of the userboxes was so recent. I just stumbled across your page and noticed they weren't right, so I fixed them. Sorry for the edit conflict :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:58, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Trey, you own, dog. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} P.S. Come to my talk page. There's a heated conversation going on...
:Looks like it cooled down by the time I got there — laters :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 07:33, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
==Great Jorb!==
Nice transcript, buddy. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:Thanks :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:37, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

== Got some ? Marks for you ==
Hey Trey, um, I was wondering..... do have a Nintendo DS? If so, what games are good for it? I just got one for Decemberween, (yeah for some reason I'm not telling you, I got to get my gifts early this year...... ah, childhood...) and I need some advice on games. Reply to this on my talk page. Well, talk 'atcha later, {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}. High fives all the way, man.

:Hm...lemme think. I'll reply on your talk page. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:54, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
==Go here. Like, right now==
This website www.linerider.com! Trust me! Go to it, enjoy it for a few minutes, and give me some feedback on my talk page. IT IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE HOMESTAR RUNNER. Bowing to you, --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} December 28, 2006.

:[[User talk:Theyellowdart#LINE RIDER|Replied]] :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 07:29, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

== Help out ==
*Hey, I'm thinking about creating a new page, but I don't know what to call it and I don't know all of its info. The page will be about interuppted names Strong Bad usually starts sounding out before getting interrupted by someone. Such as in [[bottom 10]]: He says, "and the number one spot in my bottom 10 is... Th--" and then gets interrupted. Please help out. I am sending this to all sysops... and you. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}

User:Saturn

Saturn — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:05:58 GMT

Saturn: stuff.

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Hi there, I'm Saturn, and this is (quite obviously) my userpage. I mostly lurk about in the background and make the occasional small edit here and there, so don't expect to see me pop up too much. Whenever a new email or toon comes out I try to help out with the new stuff as much as possible though. I've been an H*R fan since 2003 when I first watched [[japanese cartoon]], then I stumbled onto the Wiki somewhere around February '06 (I lurked for a few weeks before actually getting an account though).

== About Me ==
[[Image:Saturnstar.png|thumb|left|Oh no, I'm a dumb animal character!]]
*'''Name:''' Amanda
*'''Age:''' 23
*'''Birthday:''' December 6
*'''Location:''' West Virginia, USA (for now - don't be surprised if this changes soon! :D)

== My favorite H*R stuff: ==

*'''Character:''' Strong Sad, Coach Z
*'''SBEmail:''' caffeine, virus, crying
*'''Big Toons:''' A Folky Tale, Bug in Mouth Disease, Strongest Man in the World
*'''Holiday Toons:''' Fall Float Parade
*'''Puppet Stuff:''' Biz Cas Fri 2
*'''Shorts:''' Experimental Film, Ballad of the Sneak

== Some of my favorite quotes ==
*"Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off! It's a newwww century!" ([[caffeine]])
*"That is not a small number! That is a BIG number!" ([[virus]])
*"DELORTED!" ([[replacement]])
*"Hi, bee." ([[Fall Float Parade]])
*"Okay then, cheers... 'cause I'm so British!" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*"Popular Science? No such thing, man. More like... Nerdular Nerdence." ([[car]])
*"Did Mancuso from Accounting put his three-hole punch in the microwave again? That guy sucks." ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*"That sounds like funny!" "It SOUNDS like funny, but it's not." ([[Homestar vs. Little Girl]])
*"Everyone throws shot-puts at the Homestar Runner. He is bleeding pretty badly." ([[kids' book]])
*"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No." ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*"Looks like you're riding the 7:30 train to Aloneville, with stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West Breakin' Up With You!" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*"It may be for you, but... you're... a butt." ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
*"THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKING BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!" ([[for kids]])
*"Were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*"HEY!... w-wait. HEY!...wait. HEY... wait." ([[Strongest Man in the World]])
*"Well that's just ''sad''." ([[trading cards]])
*"You missed unmasking the Thnikkaman!... Because you have really bad hand-eye coordination!" ([[cliffhangers]])
*"And now, I ran out of the house... naked somehow." ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]])

More to come! :D

== Emails I've sent to Strong Bad ==

If you ever see any of these on the site now you'll know who to blame for them :)

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: coach z?</div>
Hey Strong Awesome, 
I was just wondering, what does the Z in Coach Z stand for? If you don't know you should go ask him. 
Amanda from WV
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: New years</div>
Hi the strong who is bad, 
Do you have any new years resolutions, and if so, what are they? 
Amanda from WV
</blockquote>

== Why are you still reading this? ==
Anyway, while you're here, check out:
* [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Saturn%27s_Art My fanart page at the Fanstuff wiki]

And remember, boys and girls, these important words to live by:
* ''{{homsarquote}}'

Homestar Runner

Saturn — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:16:10 GMT

Saturn: /* Quotes of the Week */ new quote

{{charnav|Homestar Runner|hs|Homsar|Strong Bad}}
[[Image:NewestHomestar.png|thumb|"Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{for|Flash cartoon|Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)}}

== Biography ==
'''Homestar Runner''' (middle name possibly [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#Transcript|Michael]] or [[time capsule#Commentary Transcript|Hal]]) is the star of his namesake website, but he probably doesn't realize it. Ever the butt of jokes and the recipient of [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]], Homestar is an earnest character with a pure heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. He's not ''completely'' stupid, though, and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurrences are few and far between. You can never be quite sure whether or not he and [[Marzipan]] are going out, but he sure seems to think they are. He and most of the other residents of [[Free Country, USA]] speak English, but as seen in his [[First Time Here?|welcome 'speech' to homestarrunner.com]], he is also able to speak Spanish, though it is unknown exactly how much.

Homestar is the star athlete on an unspecified sports team led by [[Coach Z]] and keeps it that way via vigorous workouts, as revealed in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard]]. He is also the colonel (which is always pronounced phonetically) of the currently inactive [[Homestarmy]], while his best friend remains [[Pom Pom]]. He has some [[Wikipedia:Rhotacism|speech impediments]] (as he says, he has "[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|twouble with [his] aw's]]"), and appears to have short-term memory problems, as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said, (for examples, see the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12th Answering Machine]] or [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]). He also tends to "borrow" things from (and return things to) [[Strong Bad]], for example, [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot|Strong Bad's fondue pot]]. Though he [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacks a visible pair of arms]], he is still able to function as though he has them, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently. It's generally accepted that either he ''does'' have arms, but for reasons that are never explained, they are invisible, or that he has limited telekinetic powers. He frequently uses two-syllable exclamations, like "Hi-Ya!", "[[Highball]]!", and "Ah-tpoo!".

Although he is often the target of pranks by Strong Bad, Homestar believes that he is friends with the "[[Wrestleman|wrestleman]]" and tries to win his favor, often with bad results that Homestar completely misunderstands. Occasionally, he and Strong Bad will be on pleasant terms, usually participating together in a Strong Bad Email or watching TV at Homestar's house. As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. Another quirk of Homestar is his ability to be easily outsmarted at his own game, and still be completely oblivious and even happy. As Strong Bad put it in email 124, [[secret recipes]], "It's like, even when we win, he wins."

[[Image:Homestarteeth.png|thumb|130px|Yes, he does have teeth.]]

Homestar has behaved arrogantly on various subjects, often caused by discussions of tender subjects, misunderstanding the topic at-hand or his general ignorance of the present situation. While arrogant, he acts single minded and in extreme instances, violently, in a side of his character not often shown on the website, before coming down into upset and exhausted state, such as in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he refuses to acknowledge Marzipan's lack of presence, or in [[long pants]], where he is indignant about the fact that he wears long pants.

At present, Homestar works on the [[isp|help desk]] at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]] with Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]], but has frequently dabbled in the entertainment industry. He made several [[Fluffy Puff Commercial|commercials]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] along with the product's mascot, [[Marshie]]. He is also the host of an obscure talk/game show named "[[The Show]]", has co-starred in at least one ''[[Dangeresque]]'' movie, sung several hit singles such as "[[Everybody Knows It]]", "[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]" and other jams with [[They Might Be Giants]], and "[[montage|Party Party Party]]", revealed that he is considering a career in [[crying|male modeling]], and also guest starred in an episode of [[Caleb Rentpayer]] (in which he shot Caleb). He enjoys running, breaking into Strong Bad's house, singing (often about [[Bread|bread]]), and finding the perfect [[Decemberween]] present. He also seems to really like bread, as seen in [[origins]] and [[disconnected]]. Other favored foods are [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[Melonade|melonade]], and maybe [[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]] ([[dullard]]). His most prized posession is his propellor-cap and its [[Spin My Buzzer|"buzzer"]]. Also, he, [[Coach Z]], and [[Bubs]] appear to be the law enforcement in [[Free Country, USA]], as shown in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. He might be a fan of the [[Wikipedia:NHL|NHL]]'s [[Wikipedia:Boston Bruins|Boston Bruins]], as he is seen wearing a Bruins shirt in [[Superbowl Dealie]].

[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and [[road trip]] suggest that Homestar is in some way a higher authority of Free Country, USA. (In the latter, Strong Bad refers to Homestar as "Officer Cheese-for-butt," which suggests that Homestar is some sort of officer.) The King of Town calls upon his and Pom Pom's assistance in [[The King of Town DVD]], suggesting higher authority and/or credibility. However, he is also seen as a thief in [[candy product]], stealing a pair of half-eaten choco-pants.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Homestar's House]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title:''' Homerun Hitter!}''
''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me.... Homestar!... Runner!... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, I have the only propeller cap. ''{propeller cap twirls}'' And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit.

''{Strong Bad sticks his arm into the scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{says one of the following lines, picked randomly}''
*Don't forget "doofus"!
*Don't forget "moron"!
*Don't forget um... "[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]]"!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. ''{turns around, sings while shaking his rear}'' Buttdance, buttda-a-ance!

===Fun Facts===
*Homestar shows off his [[Buttdance|butt dance]] again in [[bottom 10]].
**He similarily shows off his butt in [[lady fan]].

== Homestar's Eyes ==
[[Image:Straighton.png|thumb|Cartoon straight-on]]
[[Image:TMBG_Homestar_closeup_20040925.jpg|thumb|right|Puppet Stuff straight-on]]
Homestar's eyes are quite strange. There are many theories about how they work:
*Sometimes they seem to move around his head. Most of the time they're like a flounder's eyes, but they switch sides of his face whenever he turns. In the [[Old Intro 2]], you can sort of see Homestar's eyes moving as the camera circles around him. Also, in [[Theme Song Video]], the currently absent toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], the old version of [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]] and the [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Screensaver]], you can see his face from the front, which further lends credence to this theory.
**It is possible that Homestar's eyes are in fact on the front of his head, but his generally accepted stature always has him facing slightly to the side. Because he is a cartoon character, the three-dimensional shape of his head and face are not shown, so the viewer is left to infer the eyes' correct positions based on which direction Homestar appears to be facing. (Note that an explicit "front view" of Homestar Runner has not been seen since Old Intro 2.)

*His puppet and his two figurines, on the other hand, have eyes stuck on one side of his head. Occasionally you can get a peek at the other side of Puppet Homestar's face.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] actually made the eyes out of felt, so that they can be switched if necessary.

*Homestar's eyes almost always blink at regular intervals (once every approximately 3.9 seconds), even when the cartoon is paused or has stopped, and in some special cases such as where he appears on a magazine cover (as seen in the Email [[modeling]]). This is explained by the fact that his eyes are animated as a Flash movie clip, which generally animates continuously.

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== Homestar's Shirt ==

[[Image:Homestar's Legs and shirt in the middle.PNG|50px|thumb|In the middle]]

Homestar's shirt seems to most resemble a red skirt with a white star on it. The star can be removed, but Homestar wears it as a mark of pride. Other than his propeller cap, it appears to be his only piece of clothing, as his questionable [[Homestar's Pants|pants]] are a mystery. It is claimed in [[long pants]] that he doesn't have shoes, but has blue soles glued to the bottom of his feet. He wore a gray version of his shirt (still with a star) in [[impression]] while doing a bad imitation of [[Strong Sad]].

In the original script for [[flashback]], Strong Bad wore a similar shirt until Marzipan gave one to Homestar (to replace his Duckie Shirt). After this point, Strong Bad would have ripped off his shirt, explaining why he never wore one to this day.

A real-life version of the shirt is available for purchase in the [[Store]].

Note that the shirt is also straight compared to the eyes on the unfinished toon, [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

==Homestar & Marzipan==

[[Image:marzipan.png|thumb|Homestar's favorite hippie.]]

:''Main article: [[Homestar and Marzipan's Relationship]]''
Homestar's relationship with Marzipan seems tenuous at best, and it has appeared to deteriorate over time. Although Homestar frequently (and usually inadvertently) insults Marzipan, and she claims to have broken up with him several times, the two still seem to stick together. It is unclear how their relationship started, but the fact that their relationship is never truly broken suggests that they really do love each other.

Homestar appears to greatly value their relationship; on the ''rare'' occasion that he realizes that their relationship is in jeopardy, he will spring into a desparate ploy to patch things up. He also seems to miss and need Marzipan's badgering every once in a while. When she was out of town in [[Happy Fireworks|July of 2005]], he carried around a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] version of her and provided a voice for it. The cardboard version still made similar comments about violence and Homestar's poor grammar that the actual Marzipan would have, providing Homestar with the presumably cathartic opportunity to say "Shut up, Marzipan." Even then, Homestar's relationship with the "Cardboard Marzi" appeared to be tenuous, as he voiced her flirting with other men (and The Cheat). (This could be due to lasting paranoia and suspicion following a series of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|answering machine messages]] in which both Bubs and Coach Z tried to ask her out.) Cardboard Marzipan returned in [[No Hands on Deck|August, 2006]], where she was slightly more positive with Homestar, and said she was proud of his unusually constructed deck.

== Variations ==
*[[The Homestar Runner]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[1-Up]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Dangeresque Too]] ([[Dangeresque]])
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] ([[Decemberween]])
*[[Atari Homestar]]
*[[Tofu Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Vector Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Bad Graphics Homestar]]
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]
*Freaky Marzipan ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Suave Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*One-eyed Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]] ([[highschool]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Homestar Runner]] ([[old comics]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Greatest American Hero|The Greatest American Hero]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Carl Spackler (played by [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] in [[IMDb:tt0080487|Caddyshack]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Moocher from [[IMDb:tt0078902|Breaking Away]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Teen Wolf|Teen Wolf]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..."|[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]|HR:weeklies/hs_cheerupcz.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..."|[[isp]]|Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"|[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"|[[lady fan]]|Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The good times are over!!"|[[Bug in Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"|[[montage]]|Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"|[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"|[[crying]]|Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_letmein.zip}}
*{{qotw|"That's bupkis!"|[[the facts]]|Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip}}
*{{qotw|'''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''Homestar Runner:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."|[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]|Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip}}
*{{qotw|Todayborday is Labor Day song|[[Labor Dabor]]|Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip}}
*{{qotw|"Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"|[[monument]] Easter egg|Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let's do this like Brutus."|[[monster truck]]|Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."|[[Where My Hat Is At?]]|Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm a belle!"|[[halloweener]]|Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav}}
*{{qotw|"Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]."|[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]|Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3}}
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch Homestar Runner's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_hs.swf|view the Flash file for Homestar Runner's character video]]

{{Characters|Homestar Runner}}

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[[Category:Homestarmy]]

Quote of the Week

Saturn — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:09:45 GMT

Saturn: /* Quotes */ teeny tiny fix squad!

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| 21 Dec 2006
| [[HR:weeklies/hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''{entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| 14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] outtake and blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| 07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| 30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| 09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]] (singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| 12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| 25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| 18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| 07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor Foods#Melt Shake|Melt Shake]] (singers):''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| 31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| 03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| 27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| 20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| 13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| 06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| 18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| 11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| 04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| 27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| 06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| 30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] outtake

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Spin 'n Say]]

|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown
| None
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" when played in Windows Media Player. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (7.8 MB ZIP archive)] 105 Quotes, current as of 28 April 2006.

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Quote of the Week

Saturn — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:04:38 GMT

Saturn: /* Quotes */ new quote! and... nothing else!

[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]

The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" ovular button; it was labeled "Quote of the Day", but rolling over it would change the title to "Quote of the Week", and clicking would change it to "Quote of the Month", to denote its irregular updates (The original quote box read also read "Quote of the Day (or so)", as shown in the image). The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''

:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''

:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''

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== Quotes ==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="100" | Date !! Download !! Quote !! Source

|- id="QW-2006-12-21"
| 21 Dec 2006
| [[HR:weeklies/hs_cheerupcz.mp3|download]]
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." ''(entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song)''
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-12-14"
| 14 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_montelbon.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Strong Bad, did you put ''{[[Matt Chapman|Matt]] laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice}'' Montelbon pheremones..?"
| [[what I want]] outtake and blooper

|- id="QW-2006-12-07"
| 07 Dec 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| [[the chair]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-11-30"
| 30 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:hsold_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:videlectrix_grfx.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Videlectrix]] Guys''': "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" ''{quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}''
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-11-09"
| 09 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|- id="QW-2006-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_dub.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]] (singer):''' "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Lyrics to Marzipan's music from [[Happy Hallow-day]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_hatefloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| [[Fall Float Parade]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:marshie_mtns.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| [[retirement]]

|- id="QW-2006-10-12"
| 12 Oct 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." ''{quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}''
| [[isp]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-25"
| 25 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-18"
| 18 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_cardinalsins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-2006-09-07"
| 07 Sep 2006
| [[Mirror:jammintunes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor Foods#Melt Shake|Melt Shake]] (singers):''' "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| [[road trip]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-31"
| 31 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:blc_awesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a [[Netscape|netscape]] hurricane"
| Extended version of the [[theme song]] email intro, with background music from the end of theme song.

|- id="QW-2006-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2006-08-03"
| 03 Aug 2006
| [[Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire chumbly wumbly bear song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-27"
| 27 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:brainsister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Lasers|Lazor]] [[Larry Palaroncini|Larry]]''': "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." ''{entire "Brain Sister" song}''
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-20"
| 20 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:scifigreg_shirtoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]]''': "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

|- id="QW-2006-07-13"
| 13 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:kot_havesome.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Let the KOT have some!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-07-06"
| 06 Jul 2006
| [[Mirror:doley-o.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "We are the [[Cool Tapes]]. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) ''{[[Strong Mad]]: DOLEY-O! [[The Cheat]]: (The Cheat noises)}'' Stop creepin' at me."
| Quote of the Week exclusive 

|- id="QW-2006-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| [[portrait]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-18"
| 18 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Small Mouth [[Strong Mad]]''': "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| [[isp]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-11"
| 11 May 2006
| [[Mirror:marzy_copafeel.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-05-04"
| 04 May 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| [[senior prom]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-04-27"
| 27 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:cardgage_hardlife.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] can be heard at end}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2006-04-06"
| 06 Apr 2006
| [[Mirror:sblounskched.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." ''{entire [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|SBLOUNSKCHED!]] jingle}''
| [[candy product]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-30"
| 30 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| [[local news]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-24"
| 24 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_chaitea.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] outtake; may be a nod to The Simpsons episode "[http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF22 HOMЯ]", which had a similar tai chi/chai tea gag

|- id="QW-2006-03-16"
| 16 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| [[lady fan]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:nottalkinboutbutter.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]])
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

|- id="QW-2006-03-02"
| 02 Mar 2006
| [[Mirror:ss_looseleaf.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]

|- id="QW-2006-02-23"
| 23 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-16"
| 16 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_answermessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:cgnu_fightsong.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Jolly Dumple]]:''' Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song! ''{entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails [[mascot]] (song) and [[mile]] (beginning and end)

|- id="QW-2006-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| [[technology]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-26"
| 26 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| [[flashback]] outtake

|- id="QW-2006-01-19"
| 19 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:cheer_jiggyjuggas.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| [[death metal]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2006-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2006
| [[Mirror:bubs_background.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]

|- id="QW-2005-12-08"
| 08 Dec 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-25"
| 25 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
| [[Fall Float Parade]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-17"
| 17 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:sbold_goldpants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]:''' "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"
| [[That A Ghost]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-10"
| 10 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_punishment.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"
| [[Revenge of the King]]

|- id="QW-2005-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_undersiege2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an ''[[IMDb:tt0114781|Under Siege 2]]'' collector's spoon!"
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-10-27"
| 27 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-2005-10-21"
| 21 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:badguy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] (singers):''' "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." ''{entire song}''
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-20"
| 20 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "The good times are over!!"
| [[Bug in Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-10-06"
| 06 Oct 2005
| [[Mirror:rocoulm.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Horrible Painting]]:''' "Come on in heeeeere."
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:geddupnoise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Geddup Noise]]:''' The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by [[The Cheat|DJ Teh Cheat]]
| [[geddup noise]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-22"
| 22 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:sicklysam_mush.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]:''' "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-15"
| 15 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] as [[Reynold]]:''' "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "What in [[Wikipedia:Pete Sampras|Pete Sampras]] is going on here?!?"
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2005
| [[Mirror:1up_pudding1.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[1-Up]]:''' "I want pudding!"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| 18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool Tapes|Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-11"
| 11 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-08-04"
| 04 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_dazzlemaze.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"
| [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-21"
| 21 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"
| [[bottom 10]]

|- id="QW-2005-07-07"
| 07 Jul 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "A [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes|wagon full of pamcakes]]? In the [[Champeenship]]?! I'd like to see ya try!"
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-30"
| 30 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_checkitout.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." ''{continues}''
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-23"
| 23 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"
| [[Senorial Day]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-16"
| 16 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-10"
| 10 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."
| [[Where the Crap Are We?]]

|- id="QW-2005-06-02"
| 02 Jun 2005
| [[Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-05-12"
| 12 May 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"
| [[rampage]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-28"
| 28 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:cz_slipthrufingers.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "Once again [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-21"
| 21 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{imitating the [[Lappy 486]]'s start-up noise}'' "Dong DIIING!!!"
| [[animal]]

|- id="QW-2005-04-14"
| 14 Apr 2005
| [[Mirror:sm_imthehump.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Mad]]:''' "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| [[other days]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-31"
| 31 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:oldhs_doadance.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]:''' "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."
| [[20X6 vs. 1936]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-25"
| 25 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_cornbread.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] as [[Dr. Christmas]]:''' "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."
| [[A Decemberween Pageant]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:kot_donothing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]:''' "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2005-03-10"
| 10 Mar 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"
| [[origins]] outtake

|- id="QW-2005-02-27"
| 27 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:crack_geronimo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Crackotage]]:''' "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"
| [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-17"
| 17 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:homsar_wedgie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "I'm the human wedgie!"
| [[origins]]

|- id="QW-2005-02-10"
| 10 Feb 2005
| [[Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."
| [[kids' book]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-27"
| 27 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:bubs_reglavoice.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Powered by The Cheat]] [[Bubs]]:''' "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"
| [[Sample of Style]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-20"
| 20 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:ooncha_all.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' "We're [[Kissyboots]] and it's nice to meetcha" ''{entire song}''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

|- id="QW-2005-01-14"
| 14 Jan 2005
| [[Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homsar]]:''' "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"
| [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-30"
| 30 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:marsh_boogidy.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-12-16"
| 16 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:ss_wa3d.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]] as [[The Deathly Pallor]]:''' "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!"
| [[radio]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-09"
| 09 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_naturalmusk.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]] presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]:''' "I know you're close by, [[Eh, Steve!|Eh, Steve]]. I can smell your natural musk!"
| Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake

|- id="QW-2004-12-02"
| 02 Dec 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "[[Li'l Brudder]]! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-22"
| 22 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I doh du duoh [[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
| [[virus]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| 11 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
| [[montage]]

|- id="QW-2004-11-08"
| 08 Nov 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
| 18 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
| 07 Oct 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
| [[the facts]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
| 30 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
| 23 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
| Outtake from [[haircut]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
| 19 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
| [[Labor Dabor]]

|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
| 02 Sep 2004
| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
| [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
| 26 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
| 19 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Stickly Man]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
| [[Under Construction]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
| 12 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
| [[theme park]]

|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
| 05 Aug 2004
| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
| [[Peasant's Quest]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
| 29 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
| [[crying]]

|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
| 19 Jul 2004
| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
| 29 Jun 2004
| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
| 17 May 2004
| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''The [[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]

|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
| 03 May 2004
| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
| [[lunch special]]

|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
| 22 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
| [[flashback]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
| 08 Mar 2004
| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
| 09 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
| [[monument]] Easter egg

|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
| 02 Feb 2004
| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
| [[Malloween Commercial]]

|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
| 12 Jan 2004
| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
| [[video games]]

|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
| 10 Dec 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
| [[caffeine]]

|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| 03 Nov 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
| 29 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
| [[2 years]]

|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
| 08 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])

|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
| 01 Sep 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
| [[labor day]] blooper

|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
| 28 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]

|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
| 25 Aug 2003
| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
| A play on Homestar's quote in [[impression]]

|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
| ?? Jun 2003
| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| [[privileges]]

|- id="QW-2003-03-17"
| 17 Mar 2003
| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
| [[monster truck]]

|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
| 28 Jan 2002
| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]

|- id="QW-possums"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!"
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]

|- id="QW-assaulted"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]

|- id="QW-coach_z"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]

|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-check_me_out"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
| Similar to [[First Time Here?]]

|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive

|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
| [[vacation]]

|- id="QW-a_belle"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
| [[halloweener]]

|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar's Pants|pants]]."
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]

|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
| [[vacation]] outtake

|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
| [[Homestar Quiz]]

|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
| Unknown
| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
| Line from the [[Original Book|original book]]

|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
| Unknown
| None
| The Wicked Guitar Solo
| [[personal favorites]]

|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
| Unknown
| None
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
| [[Spin 'n Say]]

|- id="QW-matt_equals_matt"
| Unknown
| None
| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Matt Equals MATT!!"
| [[50 emails]]
|}

==Fun Facts==
*If there is a problem finding the [[Secret Pages XML Source#Weeklies XML File|weeklies XML file]], the text (which has no sound) is Homestar saying:<blockquote>"Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays"</blockquote>
**This makes references to [[Peasant's Quest]] ([[Unusual Greetings#Haldo|Haldo]]), [[for kids]] ([[All Is On|all is on]]), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (MSG), and [[monster truck]] (Somedays).
*Formerly, the text was:<blockquote>"Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!"</blockquote>
*Occasionally, some quotes will be used twice.
**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases were slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs had a line as well, "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread.", that is very similar to "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
**The Homestar Runner's quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
*In Bubs' quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square." [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" when played in Windows Media Player. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
*The December 14, 2006 quote mentions "Montelbon", probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Ricardo Montalbán|Ricardo Montalbán]].

==See Also==
*[[Quote of the Week Character Heads]]

==External Links==
*Click on the Q on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent quote.
*[[HR:qod.swf|view the Flash file for the current quote]] ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1122.swf Newer Version]) ([http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/qod1111.swf Older Version])
*[[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|view weeklies.xml]] – This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and weekly [[Sketchbook]] features.
*[http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/quotepak.zip Download previous quotes (7.8 MB ZIP archive)] 105 Quotes, current as of 28 April 2006.

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Fhqwhgads

Saturn — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:02:40 GMT

Saturn: /* Appearances */ add one

[[Image:Fhqwhgads.png|thumb|200px|Love from Fhqwhgads]]
[[Image:SB_Classroom.PNG|thumb|"Fuh-HOO-gwah-gahds."]]
'''Fhqwhgads''' was introduced in the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[i love you]]".
The email to [[Strong Bad]] was signed "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf". This was probably just random typing; many letters in this name are next to each other on a typical English-language [[Wikipedia:QWERTY|QWERTY]] keyboard.
In attempting to reply, Strong Bad shortened the unwieldy name to "fhqwhgads".

Later, he wrote a song and [[The Cheat]] created a music video about fhqwhgads,
"[[Everybody to the Limit]]", which apparently sold over 500,000 copies, as evidenced by the gold record seen in [[your friends]]. The song is later featured in the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].

Strong Bad gives [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]] and [[Strong Mad]] a lesson in
pronouncing "fhqwhgads" in an Easter egg at the end of the Strong Bad Email "[[sibbie]]".
The correct pronunciation is ''fuh-HOO-gwah-gahds'' (in the [[Wikipedia:International Phonetic Alphabet for English|International Phonetic Alphabet]]: /fə·'hʊ·gwə·gɑ:ds/).

In [[Main Page 22]], the [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] pop-ups say "fhqwhgads", using the [[Visor Robot]]'s voice from the song.

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[i love you]]
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Email [[sibbie]]
*[[Dancin' Bubs]]
*[[Main Page 22]]
*Email [[what I want]]

[[Category:Name running gags]]
[[Category:Characters based on Strong Bad Email senders]]

Sketchbook

Saturn — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 23:34:56 GMT

Saturn: little more detail

{{about|weekly Sketchbook featured on the [[Main Pages]]}} {{for|sketchbook in the [[Museum]]|Sketchbook (museum)}} {{for|[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]] bonus video|Sketchbook (video)}}

{{Sketchbook}}

The '''Sketchbook''' is a collection of conceptual art and sketches by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. These are found by clicking on the ''S'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated on Thursdays. Here is a list of all the sketches from 2006.

If you press the "s" button rapidly, the caption of the sketch will move up the box. The more times you press it, the further the text will move.

''As of November 22, 2004, the [[HR:weeklies/sketchbook_pic.jpg|image]] and [[HR:weeklies/weeklies.xml|text]] are no longer part of the [[HR:sketchbook.swf|Flash file]].''
{{clear}}
{| width="100%" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="210px"| Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Caption !! Description
|- id="SK-2006-11-30"
|[[Image:Sketchbook120706.PNG|200px|hoppin in multisweats]]|| 07 Dec 2006 || hoppin in multisweats ||Strong Bad wearing multiple pairs of sweatpants, most likely sketched for [[the chair]].
|- id="SK-2006-11-30"
|[[Image:Sketchbook113006.png|200px|reynold's brother sketches]] || 30 Nov 2006 || reynold's brother sketches || Sketches of [[Reynold's Brother]], the first of which was actually used
|- id="SK-2006-11-17"
|[[Image:Sketchbook111706.png|200px|basketbully homestar]] || 17 Nov 2006 || basketbully homestar || [[Homestar Runner]] as a bully, with freckles and two teeth. The "basketbully" part comes from the speech bubble.
|- id="SK-2006-11-09"
|[[Image:Sketchbook110906.png|200px|bubsleberry pie]] || 09 Nov 2006 || bubsleberry pie || [[Bubs]] holding a slice of [[Pie|pie]].
|- id="SK-2006-11-03"
|[[Image:Sketchbook061103.png|200px|the sheriff of town]] || 03 Nov 2006 || the sheriff of town || The [[King of Town]], dressed up as a [[Wikipedia:Western (genre)|Western]] [[Wikipedia:Sheriff|sheriff]]. Note that he has [[Lack of Visible Arms|arms and feet]].
|- id="SK-2006-10-27"
|[[Image:Sketchbook061027.png|200px|the kingsmen duo]] || 27 Oct 2006 || the kingsmen duo || [[The Little Chef Guy]] holding his knife and [[The Bishop]]. Note that these are the only two of [[The King of Town]]'s [[:Category:King's Servants|servants]] who are not part of [[All the King's Men!]] in [[senior prom]]. The caption is a reference to folk act The Kingston Trio.
|- id="SK-2006-10-20"
|[[Image:Sketchbook102006.png|200px|here comes the thinkinman]] || 20 Oct 2006 || here comes the thinkinman || A drawing of [[Homestar Runner]] thinking. The caption is a reference to the [[Thnikkaman]].
|- id="SK-2006-10-12"
|[[Image:Sketchbook121106.PNG|200px|barrelin' down]] || 12 Oct 2006 || barrelin' down || A drawing of [[Strong Mad]] running.
|- id="SK-2006-09-25"
|[[Image:Sketchbook250906.PNG|200px|bendy hop]] || 25 Sep 2006 || bendy hop || [[Coach Z]] doing some sort of dance. This could be a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Lindy Hop|Lindy Hop]].
|- id="SK-2006-09-18"
|[[Image:Sketchbook180906.PNG|200px|taped-on tentacles, nose]] || 18 Sep 2006 || taped-on tentacles, nose || [[Homestar Runner]] with tentacles taped to where his arms should be and a nose.
|- id="SK-2006-09-07"
|[[Image:Sketchbook090706.png|200px|just him]] || 07 Sep 2006 || just him || A small, stout [[Homestar Runner]] with a twirling beanie propeller.
|- id="SK-2006-08-31"
|[[Image:Sketchbook310806.PNG|200px|taste it out]] || 31 Aug 2006 || taste it out || [[Homestar Runner]] biting a tape with text reading "tastes like high [[Wikipedia:Tape_bias|bias]]".
|- id="SK-2006-08-18"
|[[Image:Sketchbook060818.png|200px|home t & sm supreme]] || 18 Aug 2006 || home t & sm supreme || A sketch showing [[Homestar Runner]] with a 'T' on his shirt running and a muscular looking [[Strong Mad]].
|- id="SK-2006-08-11"
|[[Image:Sketchbook060811.png|200px|this sketch is saved!]] || 11 Aug 2006 || this sketch is saved! || A surprised [[Homestar Runner]] skidding to a halt, marked "SAVED" with a stamp. The caption is a reference to a line from [[technology]].
|- id="SK-2006-08-03"
|[[Image:Sketchbook060803.png|200px|buy one get one half off]] || 03 Aug 2006 || buy one get one half off || One [[King of Town]] and a half.
|- id="SK-2006-07-27"
|[[Image:Sketchbook060727.png|200px|leggin it out here boss]] || 27 Jul 2006 || leggin it out here boss || Low view of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], walking along. It references the iconic [http://www.zubeworld.com/crumbmuseum/truckin.html "Truckin'"] images by [[Wikipedia:Robert Crumb | Robert Crumb]]. The caption is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cool Hand Luke|Cool Hand Luke]].
|- id="SK-2006-07-20"
|[[Image:SK-2006-07-20.PNG|200px|9 to 5 homsar]] || 20 Jul 2006 || 9 to 5 homsar || [[Homsar]] waiting at a bus stop with a bag of groceries and a briefcase.
|- id="SK-2006-07-13"
|[[Image:Sketchbook20060713.png|200px|the thnikkaking]] || 13 Jul 2006 || the thnikkaking || [[The Thnikkaman]] wearing a crown and seated on a throne with a leopard carcass draped over the back.
|- id="SK-2006-07-06"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 2006 07 06.PNG|200px|switchin em up]] || 06 Jul 2006 || switchin em up || A picture of [[The Cheat]] tiptoeing labeled "The Sneaking Cheat", and [[The Sneak]] cheating at a game of cards, labeled "The Cheating Sneak".
|- id="SK-2006-06-29"
|[[Image:Work indeed.PNG|200px|work indeed]] || 29 Jun 2006 || work indeed || [[Homestar Runner]] (or possibly [[1-Up]]) is drawn in the background with "work!" on his shirt. He's kicking toward the camera, and the sole of his shoe reads either "1-up" or "[[Wikipedia:7 Up|7-up]]".
|- id="SK-2006-05-18"
|[[Image:SK-2006-05-18.PNG|200px|droolstar sleeper]] || 18 May 2006 || droolstar sleeper || A drawing of [[Homestar Runner]], asleep and drooling.
|- id="SK-2006-05-11"
|[[Image:SK-2006-05-11.PNG|200px|numba zero baller]] || 11 May 2006 || numba zero baller || A drawing of [[Strong Sad]] playing basketball, wearing a number 0 jersey.
|- id="SK-2006-05-04"
|[[Image:SB-2006-05-04.png|200px|coach 3 and friends]] || 04 May 2006 || coach 3 and friends || A drawing of [[Coach Z]], an odd looking [[Bubs]] with his head on his front, and a long haired Coach Z-like character with a 3 instead of a Z.
|- id="SK-2006-04-27"
|[[Image:20060427 sketchbook strong badmantis.PNG|200px|strong badmantis]] || 27 Apr 2006 || strong badmantis ||A drawing of a combination between [[Strong Bad]] and a [[Wikipedia:Praying mantis|praying mantis]]. The caption is a reference to [[Strong Badman]].
|- id="SK-2006-04-06"
|[[Image:SB-2006-04-06.PNG|200px|the cheat drawn from memory by missy p.]] || 06 Apr 2006 || the cheat drawn from memory by missy p. || [[Missy Palmer]]'s drawing of [[The Cheat]] from memory.
|- id="SK-2006-03-30"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 2006 03 30.PNG|200px|strong sadstronaut]] || 30 Mar 2006 || strong sadstronaut || A drawing of [[Strong Sad]] as an astronaut, possibly sketched for [[senior prom]].
|- id="SK-2006-03-24"
|[[Image:SK-2006-03-24.PNG|200px|suudsu 5 months later]] || 24 Mar 2006 || suudsu 5 months later || A picture of the glass of [[Minor_Foods#suudsu|suudsu]] from [[bedtime story]], apparently aged 5 months. This is the first item in the sketchbook's history that cannot be considered a drawing. Suudsu was first mentioned exactly five months from the entry's post date: October 24, 2005.
|- id="SK-2006-03-16"
|[[Image:SK-2006-03-16.PNG|200px|poopertrooper sketches]] || 16 Mar 2006 || poopertrooper sketches || Sketches of [[The Poopsmith]] as a trooper, for [[disconnected]]. The caption is a reference to [[Wikipedia:pooper-scooper|pooper-scoopers]]. 
|- id="SK-2006-03-10"
|[[Image:Shakerhomestarandmike.PNG|200px|shaker homestar & mike]] || 10 Mar 2006 || shaker homestar & mike || Sketches of [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Mike Chapman]] with beards. Mike had recently [[:Image:Flashforward_TBC.JPG|grown a beard]]. "[[Wikipedia:Shakers|Shaker]]" are a now obscure Christian group who do ritualistic dances. Many of the men in this society sported beards.
|- id="SK-2006-03-02"
|[[Image:20060302_sketchbook_12-string_sad_.PNG|200px|12-string sad]] || 02 Mar 2006 || 12-string sad|| An irritated [[Strong Sad]] playing a guitar, probably sketched for [[alternate universe]].
|- id="SK-2006-02-23"
|[[Image:20060223 sketchbook 2 more bubs.PNG|200px|2 more bubs]] || 23 Feb 2006 || 2 more bubs || A pair of [[Bubs]] sketches.
|- id="SK-2006-02-16"
|[[Image:20060216 sketchbook none shall pass eww.PNG|200px|none shall pass! eww.]] || 16 Feb 2006 || none shall pass! eww. || A drawing of [[The Poopsmith]] in an intimidating pose. "None shall pass" is a quote by The Black Knight from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]].
|- id="SK-2006-02-09"
|[[Image:20060209 sketchbook nice inking mike.PNG|200px|nice inking, mike]] || 09 Feb 2006 || nice inking, mike || An drawing of [[Marzipan]] saying "opera." while wearing a scarf in front of a microphone, inked by [[Mike Chapman|Mike]].
|- id="SK-2006-02-02"
|[[Image:20060202 sketchbook craig drawn homestar.PNG|200px|craig drawn homestar]] || 02 Feb 2006 || craig drawn homestar || [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Homestar's House|his house]] (which appears to be a [[Wikipedia:Converse_(company)|Converse]] shoe), apparently drawn by [[Craig Zobel]].
|- id="SK-2006-01-26"
|[[Image:Homestar ice crusher.PNG|200px|homestar ice crusher]] || 26 Jan 2006 || homestar ice crusher || Sketch of [[Homestar Runner]] as an ice machine.
|- id="SK-2006-01-19"
|[[Image:20060119 sketchbook orbs up yo.PNG|200px|orbs up, yo]] || 19 Jan 2006 || orbs up, yo || Sketch of Strong Mad, from [[death metal]].
|- id="SK-2006-01-12"
|[[Image:011206 sketchbook teen homestars.PNG|200px|teen homestars]] || 12 Jan 2006 || teen homestars || Sketches of teenage Homestar Runners, from [[highschool]].
|}

==Trivia==

*The font used in the captions is [[Fonts#Blippo|Blippo]].

==See Also==
*[[Sketchbook (museum)]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)]]

==External Links==
*Click on the S on any [[HR:main{{#rand:1|23}}.html|main page]] to see the most recent sketch.
*[[HR:sketchbook.swf|view the Flash file for the current sketchbook]]
[[Category: Regular Updates]]
{{H*RNav}}

User:Saturn

Saturn — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:49:29 GMT

Saturn: No longer true :)

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Hi there, I'm Saturn, and this is (quite obviously) my userpage. I mostly lurk about in the background and make the occasional small edit here and there, so don't expect to see me pop up too much. Whenever a new email or toon comes out I try to help out with the new stuff as much as possible though. I've been an H*R fan since 2003 when I first watched [[japanese cartoon]], then I stumbled onto the Wiki somewhere around February '06 (I lurked for a few weeks before actually getting an account though).

== About Me ==
[[Image:Saturnstar.png|thumb|left|Oh no, I'm a dumb animal character!]]
*'''Name:''' Amanda (yes I'm a girl)
*'''Age:''' 23
*'''Birthday:''' December 6
*'''Location:''' West Virginia, USA

== My favorite H*R stuff: ==

*'''Character:''' Strong Sad, Coach Z
*'''SBEmail:''' caffeine, virus, crying
*'''Big Toons:''' A Folky Tale, Bug in Mouth Disease, Strongest Man in the World
*'''Holiday Toons:''' Fall Float Parade
*'''Puppet Stuff:''' Biz Cas Fri 2
*'''Shorts:''' Experimental Film, Ballad of the Sneak

== Some of my favorite quotes ==
*"Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off! It's a newwww century!" ([[caffeine]])
*"That is not a small number! That is a BIG number!" ([[virus]])
*"DELORTED!" ([[replacement]])
*"Hi, bee." ([[Fall Float Parade]])
*"Okay then, cheers... 'cause I'm so British!" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*"Popular Science? No such thing, man. More like... Nerdular Nerdence." ([[car]])
*"Did Mancuso from Accounting put his three-hole punch in the microwave again? That guy sucks." ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*"That sounds like funny!" "It SOUNDS like funny, but it's not." ([[Homestar vs. Little Girl]])
*"Everyone throws shot-puts at the Homestar Runner. He is bleeding pretty badly." ([[kids' book]])
*"Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No." ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*"Looks like you're riding the 7:30 train to Aloneville, with stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West Breakin' Up With You!" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*"It may be for you, but... you're... a butt." ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
*"THE CHEAT IS BEHIND THE FREAKING BOX! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!" ([[for kids]])
*"Were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*"HEY!... w-wait. HEY!...wait. HEY... wait." ([[Strongest Man in the World]])
*"Well that's just ''sad''." ([[trading cards]])
*"You missed unmasking the Thnikkaman!... Because you have really bad hand-eye coordination!" ([[cliffhangers]])

More to come! :D

== Why are you still reading this? ==
Anyway, while you're here, check out:
* [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Saturn%27s_Art My fanart page at the Fanstuff wiki]

And remember, boys and girls, these important words to live by:
* ''{{homsarquote}}'

Stooly

Saturn — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 00:38:13 GMT

Saturn: minor spelling tweaks

[[Image:Stooly_cough.PNG|thumb|right|200px|"I just need a lozenge... "]]'''Stooly''' is a [[Strong Bad]]'s trusty chair, from where he checks his [[Strong_Bad_Email|emails]]. Although the [[The Geddup Noise|creaking]] of Stooly has been heard for sometime, we did not hear Stooly speak until [[the chair]].

Stooly is a four-legged stool with a pale yellow cushion that has been described as a tush-cheek's dream. Although it is so cottony squish and pillowy fresh, its smell has been upgraded to stank.

Stooly's face resembles the face of [[Doreauxgard]].
{{stub}}
==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[the chair]]

[[Category: Pseudocharacters]]

Talk:the chair

Saturn — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:08:17 GMT

Saturn: /* Hey, it's Tiptup! */

== Decompiling ==

Can somebody decompile the flash file to see if there is anything actually hidden in the picture or when Strong Bad takes off his mask? It seems like something TBC might put into the flash as a "super secret easter egg". -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 21:56, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

:Way ahead of ya! [[Image:Dodongo.png|150px|nice try, dodongo!]]--[[User:Echeese|Echeese]] 22:00, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
::We's already done. The picture is blank, and here's his face without the chair there: [http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/3518/muhfacehe2.png] (courtesy of The Mu). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:I'm not as computer-smart as you guys are, so can someone explain how you do that?--[[User:Martin925|Martin925]] 04:13, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

== Danube Largo? ==

I was going to say this is a reference to the Danube river, but then I realized it's probably also a parody of a real person's name. So I'm waiting to see if anyone else has dirt on this. [[User:Octan|Octan]] 22:03, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
:Not of any furniture designer that I'm aware of. I don't think it's a reference to the river so much as to the trend towards nature-related names, such as River, Skye, or Willow.--[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 01:59, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
::Wasn't Largo the villain in Thunderbird? (007 movie, for those of you wondering) Could that be a possible reference? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 02:03, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
:::''Largo'' is Italian for "slow". But that has little relevance to its usage here. I think it's likely just something they put together to sound foreign. I don't see a reason to think into it any deeper than that. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:49, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
::::Actually, [[Wikipedia:Largo|Largo]] is a common word. It STILL may be a reference. Just suggesting it. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 03:44, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
An die Schöne Blaue Donau is a world-famous waltz, known in English as "The Blue Danube Waltz," or "The Blue Danube," or "The Danube Waltz." Waltz can be a musical designation, as can Largo. So, "Danube Largo" is a riff on "Danube Waltz," although I doubt that TBC put as much thought into it as I just did. Did either of the Chap brothers study music at some point? -- Unregistered User, M Valdemar.

== Leather ==

I'm thinking that the leather is not "Chairybdian" but is in fact "Corinthian" parodying Ricardo Montalbon and his rather (unintentionally) silly ads for Chrysler in the 80's. But maybe I'm just hearing things.
: I hear Corinthian.--[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 01:51, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

== 3 years pre-owned ==

This could just be me and my tendency to mishear things, but does it sound to anyone else like Bubs is saying it's a PRE-OWNED box of chicken beaks, rather than a 3-year-old box of chicken beaks? --[[User:Kiwi|Kiwi]] 17:54, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
:I hear it as 'pre-owned'. [[User:Cara Carabowditbowdit|Cara Carabowditbowdit]] 23:11, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
::I also hear pre-owned. {{User:Salty/sig}} 01:16, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
:::I hear pre-owned, too.--[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 01:53, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
::::I put this bit on my user page before it was transcribed, and "pre-owned" is what I heard. Still do. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

== Buzzer sound ==

It's the same buzzer sound as the old "deleted" buzzer. "Remarks"? "Inside references"? Is it even wiki-worthy? [[User:Tbone762|Tbone762]] 23:38, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
:Nope. It's just a [[Sound Effects|sound effect]]. You should list it there, though, if it's not already. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:06, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
::I compared the two, and from what I can tell, it's definitely the DELETED buzzer. {{User:Exhibit A/sig}} 03:41, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

== melon-chair ==

Is the stool supposed to be the same face as the cantelope he stole from Marzipan?
:You mean [[Doreauxgard]]? I don't really think so. The chair doesn't bear much of a resmblance to him. {{User:Spyrox6/sig}}

== This is the one where Scratchy finally gets Itchy! ==

The way Strong Bad says he will never take off his mask again reminds me of a [http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F02.html Simpsons episode] where Scratchy ''finally'' gets the better of Itchy instead of vice versa in one of their episodes. The TV gets unplugged as Bart and Lisa are watching, and they end up missing it. When the TV gets plugged back in, Krusty says, "Wow! They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!" — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:12, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
: It does seem similar in a kinda this-is-not-a-referencey sort of way. :p --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:26, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
::I saw that one as well, and I don't think there's a notable similarity at all. The "now that you can't see it, I'll finally reveal all the secrets" gag is an old one.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:39, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
:::Quite. Which is why I posted it here and not in the fun facts. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:49, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

== Chickenella ==

Just wondering since I suspect it'd be removed or STUFFed: How notable is it that Strong Bad probably meant Salmonella, which is commonly associated with chicken, rather than the mammal-specific Anthrax? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:13, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
*meh, i did notice that also, but it is much too much ttatot. also i love the ethical tag. its funny. {{User:Csours/sig}} 01:29, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

== Ecochair != Tempurpedic ==

So someone put up a reference saying the ecochair was a reference to tempurpedic mattresses. I don't get how this could possibly be. That chair is NOTHING like a mattress. I figured it was a fairly vague reference to IKEA furniture, personally.
Yeah, that person's crazy. If my changes weren't universally overridden, I'd change it myself... but i want this to be changed, so i won't change it --[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 00:35, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

:And that would be me! Forgive, for I should've ran this through the discussion thing before I went ahead and made such a bold statement! I figured the Ecochair made a bit of a reference to Tempur-pedic and other such styles of furniture, with their questionable designs made from questionable materials! After re-rewatching the email, it would appear that the ecochair does not, in fact, use crazy memory foam to shape itself to the user! Such a reference is quite a bad decision. --[[User:The only known copy of the failed pilot episode of the Limozeen Saturday morning cartoon show|Crazy Person]]

== Anthraxy ==

Anyone else think that Winger is less anthraxy, not because of the disease anthrax, but because Winger is not like the band Anthrax, thus they are less Anthraxy? --[[User:JamesDean|JamesDean]] 01:01, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, it seemed like a bit of word-play to me.--[[User:H-ko|H-ko]] 01:44, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
::That seems extremely likely to me. Winger and Anthrax both thrived in the late '80s, which is a particularly common era for TBC to reference. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:54, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
:::Incidentally, wasn't Winger referenced in [[death metal]]? -{{User:YK/sig}} 04:20, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

==Truely==
Is Strong Bad's pronouciation of of the misspelled truely, a reference to his pronounciation of truuly in [[modeling]]? How similar are the two?[[User:68.239.209.107|68.239.209.107]] 03:56, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

==Hey, it's Tiptup!==
Bubs says both 'Tip' and 'tup', which are parts of the name 'Tiptup', who is a turtle racer in the game Diddy Kong Racing. At least, I think so.--[[User:147.133.207.186|147.133.207.186]] 05:30, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
:"Tip top" is a colloquialism that means "the very top"... and it's a mix-up of "Start at the bottom, and work our way to the top." That "top" is pronounced as "tup" is probably just Bubs being strange. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 05:34, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
::Tiptup the Turtle was the first thing I thought of too, but I think it's just Bubs being random. He does seem to be acting kind of strange in this email :) {{User:Saturn/sig}} 07:08, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

==SB's Parents==
Just wanted to say that I sent an email to SB last week asking how his parents looked like, kind of surprised to see at least part of it being used. Guess my pronounciation was too good to become an actual e-mail ;) Eitherway, you can never be sure that it actually originated from my e-mail. I'm pretty sure loads of people have sent in the same question. It's just that I find it kind of funny to actually get some kind of an answer :)

the chair

Saturn — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:44:41 GMT

Saturn: /* Real-World References */ being a little more specific here

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank..."]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "doesnt" as "doest-n-t" and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Camera zooms out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, It's been upgraded to Stank...

''{a face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''THE CHAIR:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! ''{places the box on the counter}'' Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, ok, ok... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! ''{slides off screen and bursts out of the side of the concession stand}'' Alright! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk! 

''{The side of the concession stand reattaches to the wall briefly, then falls back down with a red, white and blue bicycle seat on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house; cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs outside the concession stand}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{The side of the concession stand again reattaches, and falls down with a Homestar chair on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair??

'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The concession stand displays a deformed chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS:''' You simpleton! This is a Danube-Largo original! The Styleron Ecochair! ''{camera zooms in on the chair as a Styleron Ecochair logo appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggie-doody. 

'''BUBS:''' Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned-- ''{concession stand displays the same box of chicken beaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks!

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold:

''{the concession stand displays a large leather chair}''

'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound; a pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and slip a pair of gray sweat pants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweat pants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check, check, checkin' email...

''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>
Dear strong bad, 
How come you never take your mask off? 
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Like I said, ''this'' is not a mask. It's m'face. But hey, I'll give it a shot! ''{tugs on his face until it comes off, and raises it above the chair; screaming}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reattaching his face}'' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents.

''{The corner of a photograph appears. The camera zooms out to show the entire chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweat pants! ''{pushes the sweat pants button}''

''{the robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air; he falls down with several layered sweat pants on his legs another pair on his head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweat pants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the sign while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on the executive chair to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Throat_lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.
*Anthrax is [[wikipedia:Anthrax|an infectious, often fatal disease]] of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products ''and'' [[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|an influential 80s thrash metal band]].
*"What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?" and "What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?" are two questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#Pre-animation_Process_-_4:05_p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].

===Trivia===
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px]]
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio_forge|bio forge]]".
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!". A [[wikipedia:Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.

===Goofs===
*There is no back button for this email.
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]] and many other places.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Mantalbàn]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the "rich Corinthian leather" of the seats.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|162|10344}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

the chair

Saturn — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:23:19 GMT

Saturn: /* Real-World References */ might as well stick it here too

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank..."]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "doesnt" as "doest-n-t" and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Camera zooms out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, It's been upgraded to Stank...

''{a face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''THE CHAIR:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! ''{places the box on the counter}'' Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, ok, ok... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! ''{slides off screen and bursts out of the side of the concession stand}'' Alright! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk! 

''{The side of the concession stand reattaches to the wall briefly, then falls back down with a red, white and blue bicycle seat on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house; cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs outside the concession stand}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{The side of the concession stand again reattaches, and falls down with a Homestar chair on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair??

'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The concession stand displays a deformed chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS:''' You simpleton! This is a Danube-Largo original! The Styleron Ecochair! ''{camera zooms in on the chair as a Styleron Ecochair logo appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggie-doody. 

'''BUBS:''' Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned-- ''{concession stand displays the same box of chicken beaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks!

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold:

''{the concession stand displays a large leather chair}''

'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound; a pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and slip a pair of gray sweat pants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweat pants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check, check, checkin' email...

''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>
Dear strong bad, 
How come you never take your mask off? 
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Like I said, ''this'' is not a mask. It's m'face. But hey, I'll give it a shot! ''{tugs on his face until it comes off, and raises it above the chair; screaming}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reattaching his face}'' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents.

''{The corner of a photograph appears. The camera zooms out to show the entire chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweat pants! ''{pushes the sweat pants button}''

''{the robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air; he falls down with several layered sweat pants on his legs another pair on his head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweat pants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the sign while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on the executive chair to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is sitting rather awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Slides backwards down the chair}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Throat_lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.
*[[wikipedia:Anthrax|Anthrax]] is an infectious, often fatal disease of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products.
*"What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?" and "What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?" are two questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#Pre-animation_Process_-_4:05_p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].

===Trivia===
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px]]
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio_forge|bio forge]]".
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!". A [[wikipedia:Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.

===Goofs===
*There is no back button for this email.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]] and many other places.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]].
*The Ecochair could be a reference to the [[wikipedia:Tempurpedic|Tempurpedic]] mattress.
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|162|10344}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

the chair

Saturn — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:14:35 GMT

Saturn: /* Transcript */ it's not a BMW lighter (+ minor spelling fix)

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank..."]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "doesnt" as "doest-n-t" and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Camera zooms out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, It's been upgraded to Stank...

''{a face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''THE CHAIR:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! ''{places the box on the counter}'' Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, ok, ok... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! ''{slides off screen and bursts out of the side of the concession stand}'' Alright! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk! 

''{The side of the concession stand reattaches to the wall briefly, then falls back down with a red, white and blue bicycle seat on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house; cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs outside the concession stand}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{The side of the concession stand again reattaches, and falls down with a Homestar chair on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair??

'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The concession stand displays a deformed chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS:''' You simpleton! This is a Danube-Largo original! The Styleron Ecochair! ''{camera zooms in on the chair as a Styleron Ecochair logo appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggie-doody. 

'''BUBS:''' Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned-- ''{concession stand displays the same box of chicken beaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks!

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold:

''{the concession stand displays a large leather chair}''

'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound; a pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and slip a pair of gray sweat pants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweat pants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check, check, checkin' email...

''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>
Dear strong bad, 
How come you never take your mask off? 
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Like I said, ''this'' is not a mask. It's m'face. But hey, I'll give it a shot! ''{tugs on his face until it comes off, and raises it above the chair; screaming}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reattaching his face}'' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents.

''{The corner of a photograph appears. The camera zooms out to show the entire chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweat pants! ''{pushes the sweat pants button}''

''{the robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air; he falls down with several layered sweat pants on his legs another pair on his head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweat pants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the sign while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on the executive chair to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is sitting rather awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Slides backwards down the chair}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Throat_lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.
*[[wikipedia:Anthrax|Anthrax]] is an infectious, often fatal disease of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products.
*"What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?" and "What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?" are two questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#Pre-animation_Process_-_4:05_p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].

===Trivia===
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px]]
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio_forge|bio forge]]".
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!". A [[wikipedia:Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.

===Goofs===
*There is no back button for this email.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]] and many other places.

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]].
*The Ecochair could be a reference to the [[wikipedia:Tempurpedic|Tempurpedic]] mattress.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|162|10344}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

the chair

Saturn — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 22:42:29 GMT

Saturn: /* Real-World References */ Bomb some Dodongos!

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|It just needs a lozenge]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Bubs}}, [[Homestar Runner]], {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]] [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some e-mail off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email">D to the ear Strong Bad, 
 
That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. 
When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, 
office manager-style comfy computer chair? 
 
Yours truely, 
Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "doesn't" as "doest-n-t" and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Camera zooms out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Whoa, It's been upgraded to Stank...

''{a face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''THE CHAIR''': ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS''': Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD''': What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS''': Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this 3-year old box of chicken beaks in just now! ''{places the box on the counter}'' Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD''': Ok, ok, ok... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS''': I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Well, yeah... that ''is'' less anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS''': Step right into my showroom! ''{slides off screen and bursts out of the side of the concession stand}'' Alright! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD''': You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS''': Crabberdonk! 

''{The side of the concession stand reattaches to the wall briefly, then falls back down with a red, white and blue bicycle seat on it}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch}''

'''STRONG BAD''': I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with the [[BMW lighter]] and throws it at the house; cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs outside the concession stand}''

'''STRONG BAD''': No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS''': Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD''': What?

''{The side of the concession stand again reattaches, and falls down with a Homestar chair on it}''

'''STRONG BAD''': What makes you think I want to check my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair??

'''BUBS''': Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR''': Ow.

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS''': Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The concession stand displays a deformed chair}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS''': You simpleton! This is a Danube-Largo original! The Styleron Ecochair! ''{camera zooms in on the chair as a Styleron Ecochair logo appears}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggie-doody. 

'''BUBS''': Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD''': Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

'''BUBS''': Ooh! lucky for you! I just got this-- ''{concession stand displays the same box of chicken beaks}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks!

'''BUBS''': Oh. Then behold:

''{the concession stand displays a large leather chair}''

'''BUBS''': Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD''': Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS''': Crabberdonk!

'''STRONG BAD''': Now what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS''': Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound; a pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and slip a pair of gray sweat pants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD''': No way! A sweat pants button! And so begins my medioric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Check, check, checkin' email...

''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
How come you never take your mask off? 
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Like I said, ''this'' is not a mask. It's m'face. But hey, I'll give it a shot! ''{tugs on his face until it comes off, and raises it above the chair; screaming}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{reattaching his face}'' Ugh! I am NEVER doing that again! And, here's a picture of my parents.

''{camera zooms out to show the entire chair}''

'''STRONG BAD''': And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweat pants! ''{pushes the sweat pants button}''

''{the robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air; he falls down with a sweatshirt on his legs and sweat pants on his head}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweat pants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the sign while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on the executive chair to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is sitting rather awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Slides backwards down the chair}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio_forge|bio forge]]".
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents is in fact blank and reads "nice try [[wikipedia:Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Dodongo|dodongo]]!".

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]] and many other places.

===Real-World References===
*When Strong Bad "takes off" his face and shows a picture of his parents behind the chair, this is a reference to how many TV shows never show the character's parents or other answers to questions unique to the show.
*A [[Wikipedia:Enemies in The Legend of Zelda series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.

===Goofs===
*There is no back button for this email.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

Original Book

Saturn — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:28:43 GMT

Saturn: I don't think you *really* need bold text there....

[[Image:Original Book Cover.PNG|thumb|The book that started it all]]
'''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest''' is the original children's book that started it all. The story is bizarre, but shows signs of the greatness to come. The archive in the [[Museum|museum]] includes the story plus some alternate cover ideas.

The Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and three others enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. "Whoever holds the most grapes, wins." Strong Bad tries to cheat with the help of a furry yellow animal, from that point aptly named The Cheat.

Strong Bad later made a [[Strumstar Hammer|revised edition]] of the story in the email "[[kids' book]]." The book was also spoofed in the 100th email "[[flashback]]," which in turn inspired [[Main Page 20]]. There were also plans for a [[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!|sequel]], sketches for which appeared in the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]], but the idea was eventually scrapped.

A modernized and animated version was made ten years later, in the form of [[Strongest Man in the World]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

== Background ==
*In an [http://members.shaw.ca/kevinscott/Homestar/index.html interview], [[Mike Chapman]] tells how he and [[Craig Zobel]] started the story in 1996:
:"Just a story we made one afternoon, went to Kinko's, made about ten or fifteen copies of it, and kind of gave it to our friends, and that was it, really, for several years. We just did that in the summer. We were in college, and did it in a bored afternoon."

*[[Matt Chapman]] also talks about the book in the [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica Interview]]:

:"Well, we were just looking around in a bookstore in the Children's book section, and we were kinda bored, we didn't see anything that we really liked, so we decided to make our own, you know, just as a joke to make fun of Kids' books. So we wrote The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World contest, and I think that that's still in the Museum right now."

== The Story ==
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| ''Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field'' || The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) || || [[HR:book1.html|View Page 1]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on an orange star background'' || The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) || supa punchtime! || [[HR:book2.html|View Page 2]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background'' || The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... || Oh, Pollette! || [[HR:book3.html|View Page 3]]
|-
| ''Homestar is standing in front of a star'' || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || big head, tiny legs || [[HR:book4.html|View Page 4]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field'' || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book5.html|View Page 5]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights'' || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book6.html|View Page 6]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field'' || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book7.html|View Page 7]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background'' || The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book8.html|View Page 8]]
|-
| ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals'' || ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book9.html|View Page 9]]
|-
| ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules'' || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book10.html|View Page 10]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes'' || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book11.html|View Page 11]]
|-
| ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH"'' || Mr. Bland did not hold up. || pom-pom's beady eyes|| [[HR:book12.html|View Page 12]]
|-
| ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes'' || The Grape Fairie added another grape. || pom-pom's beady eyes || [[HR:book13.html|View Page13]]
|-
| ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT"'' || Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. || havin a little trouble || [[HR:book14.html|View Page 14]]
|-
| ''Four grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground'' || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book15.html|View Page 15]]
|-
| ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants'' || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book16.html|View Page 16]]
|-
| ''Homestar is in the forground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background'' || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" || where's the plug? || [[HR:book17.html|View Page 17]]
|-
| ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble'' || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. || where's the plug? || [[HR:book18.html|View Page 18]]
|-
| ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes'' || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. || squisha squisha squisha || [[HR:book19.html|View Page 19]]
|-
| ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background'' || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. || WORLD BEST || [[HR:book20.html|View Page 20]]
|}

== Fun Facts ==
*The caption describing [[Señor]] being squished is missing the tilde above the n.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The book is now read out loud.
*Instead of the images being fullscreen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with the same music playing.
{{sectionstub}}

== External links ==
* [[HR:firstbook.swf|View the Flash file for the Original Book]]
* [[HR:book1.html|View the old Original Book]]
{{Museum}}
[[Category:Early Work]]
[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 2

Saturn — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 15:22:57 GMT

Saturn: /* Fun Facts */ whatever happened to capitalization?

{{tgsnav|2|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1|Issue 1|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_3|Issue 3}}

[[Image:Tgs2.PNG|200px|thumb|"You must be girls."]]

The Teen Girl Squad tries to get some boys.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Cloud Monster|Cloud Monster]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#No I In Team Boy|No I In Team Boy]], {{Film|Thomas}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|A Vulture]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|A Bat]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#TCYBCBY|TCYBCBY]]

'''Date:''' February 10, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 1:12

'''Page Title:''' Teen Grrrl Squad!!

== Transcript ==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}'' So and So ''{school spirit!}'' What's Her Face ''{pity friend}'' The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}''

''{open to the girls standing in the TGS field}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?

'''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD! 
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' OKAY!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I mean, so good.

''{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!

'''SO AND SO:''' w00t!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' w00t!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started!

''{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating cloud}'' *chomp chomp*

''{cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy!

''{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's-Her-Face's kneecaps}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' What happened to her?

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{speech bubble only}'' Thomas hit her with a bat ''{voice only}'' She got hurt.

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' Let's date.

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm down.

''{So and So and No I In Team Boy walk offscreen to the right. Cheerleader and The Ugly One frown. The Ugly One gets swooped by an vulture}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Swoop!

''{Cheerleader gets grasped by a bat}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Grasped!

''{cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing!

''{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' CHILDREN!

''{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys?

'''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous.

''{There is a long pause, then the TGS music starts again.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Let's get yogurt!

''{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies.

''{cut to end card}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!

'''The End'''

== Fun Facts ==

*Psoriasis is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
*The name of the yogurt place is a parody of [[Wikipedia:TCBY|TCBY]], a [http://www.tcby.com chain] of frozen yogurt and ice cream stores.
*When Cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat"
*"[[Wikipedia:Jimmies|Jimmies]]" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.
**Oddly, the term "jimmies" is primarily used in the Northeast, where it refers to chocolate sprinkles, whereas [[The Brothers Chaps]] are from Georgia.
*"I think I have a chance with this guy" would later become a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].
*What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground because she's vegan, which is revealed in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]].
*Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".
*On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
*What's Her Face's "I mean, so good" word balloon has a white background, covering the lines in the background.
*The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the" in French, but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".

== External Links ==
*[[HR:tgs2.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]]
*[[HR:tgs2.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]]
*[[Podstar:TGS2.m4v|download "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2" for the iPod]] (see [[Podstar Runner]])

{{Teen Girl Squad}}

{{subtitlesLinks|tgs2}}

[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Strongest Man in the World

Saturn — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:07:19 GMT

Saturn: /* Remarks */ both of these are already mentioned in inside references

{{abouttoon}} {{for|[[Contests|contest]]|Strongest Man in the World Contest}}
{{toonnav|Big Toon|10years|Weclome Back|The King of Town DVD}}

[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|thumb|"Really quite an impressive bowl!"]]
[[The Brothers Chaps]] celebrate [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]]'s 10th anniversary with a remake of the [[Original Book|original story]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]]

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Gymnasium]]

'''Date:''' August 21, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:25

'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest!

==Transcript==
''{The cover page of the Original Book appears. The book opens to the first page.}''

''{Homestar Runner changes into his modern form, and the old background is replaced by The Field. A record scratch noise is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody loves the me! I'm a terrific athlete!

''{Pom Pom enters and pulls out a flier}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A strongest man in the world contest? ''{pan to a closeup of Homestar Runner}'' Oh, sweet dog, you know I'm all over it.

''{Pan to the gymnasium, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from [[montage]] is playing in the background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extra-size, Pom Pom! Lemme see ya pour on that extra sauce! That strangest man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself!

''{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom jump up and high five each other.}''

'''SINGER:''' Showdown!

''{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are walking to the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel fresh as a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty stringiest man in the world contests!

''{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are waiting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, The Cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' W— wait. ''{closer closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' You— wait. ''{another closeup}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Wait—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. While on the other hand, inversely, you guys are ''not'' very strong!

'''POM POM:''' ''{looks angry, loud bubble noises}''

''{Strong Bad reacts in surprise.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's tone down the language before the contest, huh?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat. We'd better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. ''{exits with The Cheat}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking determined}'' Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bad's autograph!

''{Pom Pom gives Homestar an annoyed look, but Homestar doesn't notice.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hear there's a pretty big line building up.

''{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Man In The World Contest".}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover over microphone}'' Ladies and gentlemen, you can ''not'' be ready for the ''{pan down to show The Announcer}'' Strongest Man In The World Contest!

''{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's meet our smokin' hot contestants!

''{Cut to a silhouette of Mr. Bland with disco lights in the background.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Hailing from the middle of the road, the prince of plain, the master of mundane, it's ''{spotlight turns on}'' Mr. Bland!

''{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "mr. bland" scrolls to the right. Mr. Bland strikes an action pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And next, our returning champion, the walking—

''{Cut to a smiliar disco lights scene with The Robot in silhouette.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —metal robot... The Robot!

''{A spotlight shines on The Robot and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "The Robot" appears while The Robot holds a waving pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And from Foreign Lands, the foreign man:

''{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Señor in silhouette.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble!

''{A brown background of beans pans in, and "Señor" appears while Señor strikes an action pose.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And...

''{Cut to silhouettes of Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner, whose respective spotlights turn on with small fart noises as their names are mentioned.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly}'' Pom-Pom-Strong-Bad-and-Homestar.

''{Homestar looks surprised. Cut back to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Grape Fairie! Hit me with da rules!

''{Pan up to The Grape Fairie riding his bee. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' ''{in a Bronx accent}'' All right, youze ''{word debated}'' brains, listen up smart. I start yas each off with like twenty grapes.

''{A pile of grapes takes the place of the floating scroll.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Then I adds one at a time.

''{A grape appears above the pile.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' The bum what holds the most grapes —

''{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the grapes.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' — wins this gold bowl.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen; sounds impressed}'' Dang, Pom Pom, you see that golbol? ''{zooms in on "golbol"}'' That's a nice golbol.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's get this over with!

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ollzy oop. ''{zaps a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}''

'''MR. BLAND:''' ''{speaking monotone}'' Okay.... This is going really well.

''{The pile of grapes crushes Mr. Bland.}''

'''MR. BLAND:''' Oh.

''{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Down goes Bland!

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ka-bu op! ''{pings a single grape over each contestant}''

''{Cut to Señor, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}''

'''SEÑOR:''' Oh, no, boy. I havin' a little trouble!

''{The pile falls on Señor, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins. He sticks his arm out of the grapes.}''

'''SEÑOR:''' I still alive!

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat, with Pom Pom in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat—

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —I hear our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplugged?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises, salutes}''

''{The Cheat slides to the feet of The Robot, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{looks around, unplugs The Robot's cord, and slides away}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to The Robot, who shuts down and drops the pile of grapes. General sad "Aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of The Robot disappear slowly.}''

''{Cut to Homestar, whose grapes appear to be floating in mid-air, due to his lack of visible arms.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around}'' Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairie? Giant bee?

''{Cut to The Grape Fairie and The Announcer, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Honest to God, Mookie Wilson gave me the golbol in my hands in 1974.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Really quite an impressive bowl.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Hellooo?

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Oh. Right.

''{Cut to Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar.}''

'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Crazy eights! ''{poofs another grape on top of everyone}''

''{Strong Bad begins to lose his grip on the grapes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat? Big help here! Big help!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{rushes over}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay.... Even it out there on the south side.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Jump her up.

''{Cut to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously. At first it was cute, but this is just borderline unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (a) drop my grapes, and (b) uncover that cheat! ''{drops his grapes; walks over to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' Could I just borrow this a second? ''{grabs The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''

''{Homestar kicks The Cheat about his feet like a hackey-sack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wobbling, melodramatically}'' Oh-nooo!

''{Strong Bad drops a couple of grapes, then the entire pile crushes him. The action-pose scene appears, this time with a green grapes background, "squished bad", and Strong Bad under his pile of grapes.}''

''{Cut to Pom Pom}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pom Pom wins!

''{Pom Pom winks; a record scratch sounds, cut to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, what?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad, still buried.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh.... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe.... Ooh, but they're seedless! ''{The pile of grapes begins to collapse as Strong Bad eats it}''

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom holding the trophy.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously, Pom Pom. Gimme the golbol!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises, pulls the trophy back a bit}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's great. But I still won. I sportsmanliked everybody! Now gimme the golbol!

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday. Now check out my victory dance! Huhyayayayaaa!

''{Homestar crosses his left leg over his right and jumps into the air. The Grape Fairie and the Fat Bee enter from the upper right, the announcer from the lower left. Pom Pom jumps in the air holding the trophy. The scene fades into the last page of the Original Book with "1996-2006" written across the upper left. The ending also provides a link to the original book.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Strongestmanintheworld_sbautograph.png|thumb|Dare to Dream!]]
*Clicking on the [[Contests|Contest]] sign when Homestar mentions getting Strong Bad's autograph will show a picture of said autograph, on which is written:
<blockquote>homestar, 
dare to dream! believe in yourself 
and you can achieve anything!! 
your pal 
Strond Ba.... 
wait a sec, 
2nd try: 
homestar, 
you're 
a butt. 
''Strong'' 
''Bad''</blockquote>

*Clicking the [[Trophies|trophy]] at the end shows a shot of it (captioned "GOLBOL") in the same style as the ones shown when Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor are introduced. The [[Wikipedia:New York Mets|New York Mets]] logo is shown in the background.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*"Unplugged" is a term popularized by [[Wikipedia:MTV Unplugged|MTV Unplugged]] and is used to refer to [[Wikipedia:Acoustic music|acoustic music]].

===Trivia===
*The [[Main Page Messages|main page message]] for this toon read "10 years!".
*This toon is the first time the Grape Fairie, Mr. Bland, and Señor are given voices.
*Despite its attempt, this toon's page title is not the longest one of the website. [[Shopping for Danger]]'s page title "Blue Las-alert, Kids! Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages!" surpasses it by five characters. They are, however, both 19 syllables long.
*Señor's full name was coined in [[origins]].
*When Homestar [[Kicking The Cheat|kicks The Cheat]], he is utilizing a skill known as juggling, which is usually done with soccer balls or [[wikipedia:Footbag|footbags]] (commonly known as Hacky Sacks).

===Remarks===
*When The Grape Fairie's mouth disappears when he isn't talking, his [[Wikipedia:Five o'clock shadow|five o'clock shadow]] disappears with it.
*When Homestar holds up the grapes, they hover up and down slightly, as if he's controlling them with his mind rather than with [[Lack of Visible Arms|invisible arms]].
**Homestar's invisible arms are also emphasized in the high-five scene.
*Señor may also defy physics. He holds the pile on one side with the other half of the pile mysteriously floating in mid-air. This was also true in the original book, although in the book, he was holding the grapes with his right hand rather than his left.
*The way the grapes fall on Strong Bad, he should be lying on his stomach since he was holding the pile behind his head. However in the action scene, "squished bad," Strong Bad is shown lying on his back so that he could eat them in the next scene.
*Señor's introduction background of beans may be a nod to the stereotype that Hispanics eat a lot of beans.

===Goofs===
*When Mr. Bland, The Robot and Señor are introduced, the smaller spotlights cross over their feet, yet none of the characters' feet light up.
* In the silhouette scene following Mr. Bland's loss, the grapes are actually floating above Pom Pom. However, this could just be in keeping with the original book, which has a similar silhouette scene.
*The first page says "Every''one'' loves The Homestar Runner..." instead of "Every''body'' loves The Homestar Runner...", which would have been the correct quotation from the original book.
*Strong Bad has no purple reflection on his pants, like his [[Strong Bad Evolution|fifth design]].
*When the screen darkens and the strobe lights appear, the ones that shine on the bushes in the background do not light up the ground directly below the bushes.
**Also, the lights to not deform to the depths of the bushes, although they could be 2 dimensional.

===Inside References===
[[Image:Strongestmanintheworld kickthecheat.png|thumb|All part of his master plan.]]
*When Señor gets squished, the [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] used is "[[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|Sblounskched!]]", the name of Strong Bad's candy bar.
*The song during the training scene is "[[Songs#from Strong Bad Emails|Showdown]]" from [[montage]], except with vocals by someone who sounds like [[Larry Palaroncini]].
*The outfit Homestar wears during the training scene originally appeared in [[lady fan]].
*The autographed picture of Strong Bad in the Easter egg is the same as the one that Strong Bad gives to his "main man" Van Mundegaarde in [[2 years]].
*Señor's line "I still alive!" may be a reference to [[Strumstar Hammer]], in which this scene is captioned with the line "this blue guy died."
**It could also be a reference to [[origins]], in which Señor (along with Mr. Bland) is crushed by a falling [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*One of the [[Sound Effects|sound effects]] that plays when the Robot gets unplugged is the loading sound from [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] and [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Homestar's first speaking line and The Robot being introduced as such are examples of the [[Integral Article]].
*The ending music is the remix of the [[Old Intro|old intro music]], which is also heard at the end of [[flashback]] and can also be heard on [[Main Page 20]].
*The Announcer's introduction of Señor suggests that he is a resident of [[Far Off Lands|Foreign Lands]], the same place [[Thomas]] is said to be from.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Mookie Wilson|Mookie Wilson]] is a former [[Wikipedia:Major League Baseball|Major League Baseball]] outfielder who played with the [[Wikipedia:New York Mets|New York Mets]] from 1980 to 1989. The Mets' logo is shown in the background of the Easter egg.

*[[Wikipedia:Crazy Eights|Crazy Eights]] is a card game in which two players try to get rid of all their cards by discarding a card with the same number or suit as the previous card played. In this game, eights are wild.
*Strong Bad's cajoling the Cheat for a "[[Wikipedia:The Big Help|Big Help]]" is a reference to the Nickelodeon service project which ran by the same name occasionally in the '90s and early 2000s in which children were encouraged to chip in and be "Big Helps" in their local communties.
*Homestar's aerobic outfit is similar to the ones [[Wikipedia:Jane Fonda|Jane Fonda]] wore when making her workout videos in the 1980s.

==External Links==
*[[HR:10years.html|watch "Strongest Man in the World"]]
*[[HR:strongestmanredux.swf|view the Flash file for "Strongest Man in the World"]]
*[[Forum:9577|forum thread re: "Strongest Man in the World"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|10years}}

Telebision Toons Menu

Saturn — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:52:30 GMT

Saturn: /* Fun Facts */ tiny fix

[[Image:Newer_Telebision_Toons_Menu.png|thumb|right|220px|Don't touch that dial!]]
[[Image:Old_Telebision_Toons_Menu.png|thumb|right|220px|An attempt at tele-toons]]
The '''Old Telebision Toons Menu''' has one turn the dial of the old wooden [[Telebision]] as its means of selecting toons.

An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include "A Jumping Jack Contest", nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or a back button.

'''Page Title:''' telebision at its best!

==Available Toons==
By channel number
#[[The Reddest Radish]] — Marzipan's got the reddest radishes in town, but will she win first prize at the annual root festival?
#[[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town (pre DVD)]] — The King of Town has lost his crown. No wait, I mean his sheep.
#[[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yello Dello (pre DVD)]] — Can Homestar catch a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday? Has Strong Bad been baking?
#[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Homestar and Pom-Pom step into the squared circle to face the Brothers Strong. Goodnight Irene!
#[[Kick the Can]] — These long lost Homestar cartoons are arguably the oldest cartoons in the world. The funniest, too.
#[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — The Brothers Strong are up to their no-goodness again. Homestar has a bladder? What?!?

==Fun Facts==
*If you rapidly press the channel button, the cartoons appear on the wrong channels.

==External links==
*[[HR:newtoons.html|View preliminary telebision menu]]
*[[HR:newtoons2.swf|View Flash file of Old Telebision menu]]
*[[HR:newtoons.swf|View Flash file of earlier menu]]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.html View mirror with working Marshmallow & Jumping Jack link]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.swf Flash file of the mirror above]

{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]] | title = [[Toons]] Navigation | years = 2000 | after =[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]]}}
{{end box}}

[[Category:Old Navigation Pages]][[Category: Secret Pages]]

A Jorb Well Done

Saturn — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:07:05 GMT

Saturn: /* Remarks */ my reccomendation would be to add more words. perhaps one. ;)

{{toonnav|Big Toon|cantsayjob|The Reddest Radish|The Luau}}
[[Image:cantsayjob.png|thumb|It's not "jaerb," it's "job."]]

Coach Z can't say the word ''job''. The rest of the gang tries to teach him. JAERB!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Athletic Field]], [[The Classroom]], [[The Movie Theatre]], [[Graffiti Walls|Graffiti Wall]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

'''Date:''' March 2, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 4:00

'''Page Title:''' A Jorb Well Done

== Transcript ==

''{We're at some type of sports field. Homestar is running back and forth and he knocks over Strong Sad. Pom Pom starts jumping on him and the electronic score board is keeping count. Also, Bubs is there for some reason. Coach Z blows his whistle}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay there boys, pack it up, pack it in.

''{Homestar walks over to him, sweating}''

'''COACH Z:''' Great jaerb there, Homestar.

''{Homestar opens his mouth in shock}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm... I'm sorry. What?

'''COACH Z:''' I uh, I say you did a great ''jorb'' out there.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I did a great ''WHAT''?

'''COACH Z:''' A great ''jaerb''!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. Pom Pom, you've gotta check this out. ''{Pom Pom bounces over}'' Okay, Coach, tell Pom Pom what I did today.

'''COACH Z:''' Err, uh well, I was just telling Homestar here that he done a great joearb.

''{Pom Pom bubbles in laughter}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Coach, that's ridiculous. We've ''got'' to do something about that.

''{Cut to the chalkboard, where Homestar is wearing a mortar board and holding a pointer. The board has "JOB vs. JAERB" on it. Homestar crosses out Jaerb and circles Job}''

''{cut to Marzipan at the chalkboard. She has 3 pictures of mouths with the letters labeled A, E, and O}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' O. Job. O. Job.

'''COACH Z:''' JEEOOORGHHHBBB!!!!!

''{As Coach Z talks, the word '''JOERGHB!''' slides across the screen in the background.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, you need to make your mouth into an O, like this. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

'''COACH Z:''' You mean like this? OOORREEAARRRORRR.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's better.

''{Cut to the cinema, where Coach Z is strapped into a seat while his eyes are forced open very wide with a red outline while Pom Pom supervises. The screen flashes the word "job" over and over, followed by pictures of people with Pom heads.}''

''The Business Man's JOB is to give the Business.'' 
''The Construction Worker's JOB is to smash things.'' 
''The Poopsmith's JOB is obvious.''

''{is on the screen, with pictures}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{Looks to be in pain; his face is red and is sweating}'' JEEEOOORREEAARRB!!!!!!!

''{cut to some sort of alleyway. Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are standing in front of a brick wall with the word JOB stylishly written in graffiti. Strong Bad has a grin on his face}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Coach, let’s give this one more try. Repeat after me. JOB.

'''COACH Z:''' Jorb.

''{Strong Bad looks at Strong Mad and clears his throat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes, uh, this sounds very good. Uh, my only recommendation would be, next time, try to add some more syllables. Perhaps three. Perhaps four.

''{Strong Bad snickers, then bursts out laughing wildly, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat. Coach Z looks down, ashamed and embarrased, and walks off. Strong Bad and the others continue laughing hysterically.}''

''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z is sitting on the bench, depressed with his head on one hand.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{dejectedly}'' Oh, jeez. I'm just not cut out to say the word "jaerb." How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tomorrow?

''{Strong Sad enters.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uhh, Coach Z, uhh, I heard about your problem and I think that I can help. ''{hands him a tape}'' This is a tape I made from when I was practicing the dictionary. Listen to it while you slumber. And tomorrow, you may wake to find that...

'''COACH Z:''' ''{interrupting; excitedly}'' Oh, wow! Thanks a lot, Strong Sad!

''{Coach Z puts the tape in a tape machine. The tape is labeled "Job—285,194 times." He then presses PLAY and goes to sleep on a bench in the locker room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{on tape}'' Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job...

''{Coach Z starts having dreams about Strong Sad jumping over a fence and saying the word "job" over and over.}''

''{The next day, at the athletic field, only Coach Z and Homestar are there. The score board keeps track of how many times Homestar changes directions while running. Coach Z blows his whistle}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eagerly}'' Well, Coach, how'd I do today?

'''COACH Z:''' Well, I tell ya. You did a great... ''job'', ''{Homestar looks happily surprised}'' Hamstray.

''{Homestar becomes annoyed and sighs. A small plume of black smoke appears over his head. He starts to leave.}''

'''COACH Z:''' No, wait, I mean Hamster! I mean Stramstar. I mean Stairmaster. Homegrown! Ramrod? Humphel?!

THE END

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you wait a short while, you will get to play the "[[Coach Z Talker]]."

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
[[Image:Old_homestar_jorb.PNG|thumb|150px|Old style Homestar?]]
*This is the first full-length [[Homestar_Runner_(Flash_cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] cartoon that uses the [[The Brothers Chaps|Chaps']] current animation style, except for The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Bubs, Strong Sad, and Homestar (when he's facing away), who are still drawn in the old style. Only Homestar (when he's facing forward), Coach Z, and Strong Mad seem to be in the current style.
*It is revealed from the DVD commentary that this cartoon was updated after it was made. Newer character designs from the front side were added, but the back of Homestar's head was left unchanged.
*At the rate Strong Sad repeats the word ''job'' on the tape, it would take him right at 100 hours to say it the 285,194 times.
*This is the only time we have seen a sidewalk in [[Free Country, USA]]. This may suggest that it has at least some pavement in it.

===Remarks===
*The old pop-up menu appears on this cartoon (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only this toon, [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[Broken Tandy Menu]], and the [[Yearbook Character Page]] seem to still have it.
*In the scene with Homestar at the chalkboard, the older version of Homestar's legs were used. They're supposed to be long and close together, but these are shorter and placed apart.
*Marzipan says to make Coach Z's "mouth" round, even though he has no mouth.
*Strong Bad's mocking of Coach Z seems out of place, cosidering that "job" and "jorb" actually both have the same number of syllables, one.

[[Image:cantsayjob2.png|thumb|Sneaky animation — brightness turned up]]

===Goofs===
*All the locks on the lockers look identical, even though the ones on the open lockers should appear to be at a different angle from the ones on the closed lockers.
*In the chalkboard scene, Coach Z is looking toward the camera instead of at the chalkboard.
*When Strong Sad first walks into the locker room, the label on his "job" tape is written backwards.
*Oddly enough, when Strong Sad and Coach Z are in the locker room, the wheels on the cassette tape are spinning, even though it isn't in a tape player.
**This goof can't be seen until Strong Sad hands the tape to Coach Z, because the tape wheels are the same gray color as Strong Sad's body.
*In Coach Z's dream, the "JOB" words flying in the background appear under the fence, but over the small hill that it's on.
*The sound effect of Strong Bad laughing is played too early for the second time, overlapping the first sound.
*Near the end of the scene where Homestar is showing Pom Pom Coach Z's pronoucing of "job", Homestar's head starts to shake.

===Inside References===
*Homestar at the chalkboard wearing a teacher's cap refers to [[The King of Town DVD]].

===Real-World References===
*In the scene with Pom Pom in the Movie Theatre, you may notice a silhouette of [[Wikipedia:Tom Servo|Tom Servo]] of [[Wikipedia:Mystery Science Theater 3000|Mystery Science Theater 3000]] fame on the left of Coach Z. The entire scene of having the characters silhouetted against the movie screen is a parody of the style of the show.
*Coach Z strapped into the chair in the theatre is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Stanley Kubrick|Stanley Kubrick]] film [[Imdb:tt0066921|A Clockwork Orange]].
*Coach Z calls Homestar Runner "Stairmaster," a reference to the [http://www.stairmaster.com/ StairMaster] work-out product.
*"Pack it up, pack it in" is a reference to the old [[Wikipedia:House of Pain|House of Pain]] song [[Wikipedia:Jump Around|"Jump Around."]]

===Fast Forward===
*The A and O background noises in Coach Z's "Job Dream" are used again in the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[lures & jigs]]."
*In [[boring (really)]] Coach Z tells Strong Bad that "jorb" is a four letter word in a list of three-letter words.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
*The Coach Z Talker is removed.
{{sectionstub}}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:cantsayjob.html|Watch "A Jorb Well Done"]]
*[[HR:cantsayjob2.swf|View the Flash file for "A Jorb Well Done"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|cantsayjob}}

[[Category:Toons|Jorb Well Done, A]][[Category:DVD Commentary]]

your friends

Saturn — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:40:41 GMT

Saturn: /* Goofs */ tweaking

{{sbenav|46|techno|new hands}}

[[Image:sbemail46.PNG|thumb|"Just givin' the fans what they want!"]]

Andrew writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous funny ways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Garage]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' October 14, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:10

'''Page Title:''' COMPY 386

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Clears throat and sings at a high pitch}'' E-maiiiiil...

<blockquote class="email">WASSUP! 
 
YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN 
YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS. 
 
ANDREW</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "wassup" as "WAH-sup". He also reads in a loud monotone to reflect the caps lock being on.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{types}'' Andrew, this is the best E-mail I've ever received. Let's get to work!
''{gets up}''

''{cuts to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is standing and watching TV. Strong Bad walks up to him.}''

'''PERSON ON TV''': Some type of TV show...

'''STRONG BAD''': Hows about this!

''{Quickly kicks Strong Mad in the shin and walks off. Strong Mad looks back at him in anger.}''

''{Cuts to garage. Bubs is there.}''

'''BUBS''': What the?

''{Strong Bad hits him over the head with a Golden Record for "Everybody To The Limit".}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is lying in bed. Strong Bad whacks him continuously with a wiffle bat.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}''

''{Cut to field-Marzipan is there. Strong Bad has a whole pile of circular saw blades in a pile behind him and a bottle of sauce.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

'''MARZIPAN''': ''{closes eyes}'' I don't want to!

''{Cut to another part of the field. Homestar Runner is there with Strong Bad, with a huge tub of lava. It says "HOT LAVA" on the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Put your head in here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': You got it!

''{Cut to another part of the field, Strong Bad has taped The Cheat to Pom Pom. They both complain as Pom Pom tries to shake him off.}''

''{Cut to Strong Badia. Homsar is buried in the ground and Strong Bad has put down a box that says "We Are the Scorpions!" The scorpions crawl around on Homsar.}''

'''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!

''{One scorpion goes into his mouth on the word "last". Cut to Locker, where Strong Bad has given a bag of hot fries to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey, thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!

''{Cut to Field again. Strong Bad whacks the King of Town with the Golden Record.}''

''{Cut to Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! ''{types}'' You may notice I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. ''{stops typing}'' Here they come again. The jibblie jibbles...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Thepoopsmithcard.PNG|thumb|125px|Future Stars]]
*Click on "Poopsmith" to bring up an image of a Poopsmith [[Trading Cards|trading card]].

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Chippies" (or just "chips") is a Briticism for French fries.

===Trivia===
*The file name for the .swf for this Strong Bad Email has an "x" after the number. The .swf without the "x" is still viewable, but with a few minor differences. The music stops early, and some things are missing from some scenes that are in the version with the "x".
*This is the first email to feature all twelve main characters.
*This is the shortest Compy email.

===Remarks===
*The record that Strong Bad breaks on people's heads reads "[[Everybody to the Limit]]". It is [[Wikipedia:Gold album|gold]], which means it sold over 500,000 copies.
*In the Homsar scene Strong Bad is holding the same hot sauce bottle that was behind him with Marzipan.
*When Strong Bad hits Bubs and the King of Town with the "Everybody to the Limit" record, the glass cover on it breaks both times.
*Homsar's hat looks smaller in this email.
*Strong Mad's only weakness appears to be his knees, first seen in [[little animal]].
*[[Marzipan]] doesn't want to hold out her [[Lack of Visible Arms|hands]], but it would be impossible to tell if she did anyway.

[[Image:Weirded Out.jpg|thumb|Weirded out.]]
===Goofs===
*The contrast stops affecting Strong Bad's reflection right as he starts to move away from the Compy.
*For a split second Bubs' eyes become huge when Strong Bad hits him.

===Real-World References===
*"We are the Scorpions!" is a reference to the concert-opening cry of lead singer [[Wikipedia:Klaus Meine|Klaus Meine]] of the German heavy metal band [[Wikipedia:Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]], most well known for the song "Rock You Like a Hurricane."
*There seems to be a strong hint to the [[Wikipedia:World Wrestling Entertainment|WWF/WWE]]. WWE's [[Wikipedia:Vince_McMahon|Vince McMahon]] constantly speaks about "giving the fans what they want" whenever unleashing gratuitous violence and lewdness on his show.
*In the Easter egg, The Poopsmith is depicted on a "Future Stars" card. [http://future-stars-sp.com/trading_cards.htm Future Stars] is a sports photography company that makes trading cards for children's sports teams.
*Strong Bad gives Coach Z [http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=221 Andy Capp's Hot Fries]. Coach Z clearly says, "Thanks for the chippies!" Although they are somewhat spicy, it is unclear how giving Coach Z hot fries is a punishment, and even the Brothers Chaps admitted [[#Commentary Transcript|in the commentary]] that they don't know why it was used.
*In the Marzipan scene the hot sauce bottle on top of the circular saw blades reads "Sauce". The label looks very much like that of the [http://livecrawfish.com/crystal.htm Crystal] brand hot sauce.

=== Fast Forward ===
*Strong Bad mentions taping The Cheat to Pom Pom in [[lackey]].

*Strong Bad gets the [[Jibblies]] in [[bottom 10]], after seeing the "creepy painting in Strong Mad's closet."

*The hot sauce bottle and saw blades reappear in [[new hands]].
* Strong Bad says "Andrew, this is the best E-mail I've ever received" but it was not shown in [[personal favorites]].

== DVD Version ==
*The trading card Easter egg can still be viewed using the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' ''{attempting to sing like Strong Bad}'' Emaail— ''{stops}'' sing it, Matt. ''{tries again}'' Eeee—

'''MATT:''' No, Mike, I'm not going to do that again.

'''MIKE:''' Hey Matt, do Strong Bad's voice.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Do it. ''{imitating Strong Bad}'' Hey.

'''MATT:''' That was a good one.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks.

'''MATT:''' This was one, I think, Mike did almost entirely on his own. I had to go out of town again.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Um... we didn't do some commentary on the ones where ''you'' went out of town, so it doesn't sound— I like that. "Some type of TV show."

'''MIKE:''' That's a wiffle ball bat. Some people think it's like a broomstick.

'''MATT:''' Was that The Promise Ring in the background, too?

'''MIKE:''' I think so, yeah.

'''MATT:''' A Promise Ring poster. Uh-oh!

'''MIKE:''' Pom Pom has a Cheat taped to him.

''{unintelligible by both}''

'''MATT:''' We are the Scorpions! Everybody, uh, wonders a lot why the Hot Fries are bad, like, and they think that sizzle— they think that's a sizzling noise when it's really just the shower.

'''MIKE:''' You know they've got Andy frie— uh, Andy Capp Steak Fries

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I've seen those.

'''MIKE:''' I saw those. I wanted to get them, but I was five cents short.

'''MATT:''' But, uh, I actually kind of like Andy Capp's Hot Fries—

'''MIKE:''' I do too.

'''MATT:''' —so I don't know why we used them as a punishment.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail46.html|watch "your friends"]]
*[[HR:sbemail46x.swf|view the Flash file for "your friends"]]
*[[HR:sbemail46.swf|view the alternate version of the Flash file]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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your friends

Saturn — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:39:23 GMT

Saturn: uh... that pic is huge, thumbnail plz

{{sbenav|46|techno|new hands}}

[[Image:sbemail46.PNG|thumb|"Just givin' the fans what they want!"]]

Andrew writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous funny ways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Garage]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Badia]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' October 14, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:10

'''Page Title:''' COMPY 386

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Clears throat and sings at a high pitch}'' E-maiiiiil...

<blockquote class="email">WASSUP! 
 
YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN 
YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS. 
 
ANDREW</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "wassup" as "WAH-sup". He also reads in a loud monotone to reflect the caps lock being on.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{types}'' Andrew, this is the best E-mail I've ever received. Let's get to work!
''{gets up}''

''{cuts to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is standing and watching TV. Strong Bad walks up to him.}''

'''PERSON ON TV''': Some type of TV show...

'''STRONG BAD''': Hows about this!

''{Quickly kicks Strong Mad in the shin and walks off. Strong Mad looks back at him in anger.}''

''{Cuts to garage. Bubs is there.}''

'''BUBS''': What the?

''{Strong Bad hits him over the head with a Golden Record for "Everybody To The Limit".}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is lying in bed. Strong Bad whacks him continuously with a wiffle bat.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}''

''{Cut to field-Marzipan is there. Strong Bad has a whole pile of circular saw blades in a pile behind him and a bottle of sauce.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

'''MARZIPAN''': ''{closes eyes}'' I don't want to!

''{Cut to another part of the field. Homestar Runner is there with Strong Bad, with a huge tub of lava. It says "HOT LAVA" on the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Put your head in here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': You got it!

''{Cut to another part of the field, Strong Bad has taped The Cheat to Pom Pom. They both complain as Pom Pom tries to shake him off.}''

''{Cut to Strong Badia. Homsar is buried in the ground and Strong Bad has put down a box that says "We Are the Scorpions!" The scorpions crawl around on Homsar.}''

'''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!

''{One scorpion goes into his mouth on the word "last". Cut to Locker, where Strong Bad has given a bag of hot fries to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey, thanks for the chippies, Strong Bad!

''{Cut to Field again. Strong Bad whacks the King of Town with the Golden Record.}''

''{Cut to Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! ''{types}'' You may notice I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. ''{stops typing}'' Here they come again. The jibblie jibbles...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Thepoopsmithcard.PNG|thumb|125px|Future Stars]]
*Click on "Poopsmith" to bring up an image of a Poopsmith [[Trading Cards|trading card]].

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Chippies" (or just "chips") is a Briticism for French fries.

===Trivia===
*The file name for the .swf for this Strong Bad Email has an "x" after the number. The .swf without the "x" is still viewable, but with a few minor differences. The music stops early, and some things are missing from some scenes that are in the version with the "x".
*This is the first email to feature all twelve main characters.
*This is the shortest Compy email.

===Remarks===
*The record that Strong Bad breaks on people's heads reads "[[Everybody to the Limit]]". It is [[Wikipedia:Gold album|gold]], which means it sold over 500,000 copies.
*In the Homsar scene Strong Bad is holding the same hot sauce bottle that was behind him with Marzipan.
*When Strong Bad hits Bubs and the King of Town with the "Everybody to the Limit" record, the glass cover on it breaks both times.
*Homsar's hat looks smaller in this email.
*Strong Mad's only weakness appears to be his knees, first seen in [[little animal]].
*[[Marzipan]] doesn't want to hold out her [[Lack of Visible Arms|hands]], but it would be impossible to tell if she did anyway.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Weirded Out.jpg|thumb|Weirded out.]]
*The contrast stops affecting Strong Bad's reflection right as he starts to move away from the Compy.
*For a split second Bub's eyes become huge when Strong Bad hits him.

===Real-World References===
*"We are the Scorpions!" is a reference to the concert-opening cry of lead singer [[Wikipedia:Klaus Meine|Klaus Meine]] of the German heavy metal band [[Wikipedia:Scorpions (band)|Scorpions]], most well known for the song "Rock You Like a Hurricane."
*There seems to be a strong hint to the [[Wikipedia:World Wrestling Entertainment|WWF/WWE]]. WWE's [[Wikipedia:Vince_McMahon|Vince McMahon]] constantly speaks about "giving the fans what they want" whenever unleashing gratuitous violence and lewdness on his show.
*In the Easter egg, The Poopsmith is depicted on a "Future Stars" card. [http://future-stars-sp.com/trading_cards.htm Future Stars] is a sports photography company that makes trading cards for children's sports teams.
*Strong Bad gives Coach Z [http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=221 Andy Capp's Hot Fries]. Coach Z clearly says, "Thanks for the chippies!" Although they are somewhat spicy, it is unclear how giving Coach Z hot fries is a punishment, and even the Brothers Chaps admitted [[#Commentary Transcript|in the commentary]] that they don't know why it was used.
*In the Marzipan scene the hot sauce bottle on top of the circular saw blades reads "Sauce". The label looks very much like that of the [http://livecrawfish.com/crystal.htm Crystal] brand hot sauce.

=== Fast Forward ===
*Strong Bad mentions taping The Cheat to Pom Pom in [[lackey]].

*Strong Bad gets the [[Jibblies]] in [[bottom 10]], after seeing the "creepy painting in Strong Mad's closet."

*The hot sauce bottle and saw blades reappear in [[new hands]].
* Strong Bad says "Andrew, this is the best E-mail I've ever received" but it was not shown in [[personal favorites]].

== DVD Version ==
*The trading card Easter egg can still be viewed using the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' ''{attempting to sing like Strong Bad}'' Emaail— ''{stops}'' sing it, Matt. ''{tries again}'' Eeee—

'''MATT:''' No, Mike, I'm not going to do that again.

'''MIKE:''' Hey Matt, do Strong Bad's voice.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Do it. ''{imitating Strong Bad}'' Hey.

'''MATT:''' That was a good one.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks.

'''MATT:''' This was one, I think, Mike did almost entirely on his own. I had to go out of town again.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Um... we didn't do some commentary on the ones where ''you'' went out of town, so it doesn't sound— I like that. "Some type of TV show."

'''MIKE:''' That's a wiffle ball bat. Some people think it's like a broomstick.

'''MATT:''' Was that The Promise Ring in the background, too?

'''MIKE:''' I think so, yeah.

'''MATT:''' A Promise Ring poster. Uh-oh!

'''MIKE:''' Pom Pom has a Cheat taped to him.

''{unintelligible by both}''

'''MATT:''' We are the Scorpions! Everybody, uh, wonders a lot why the Hot Fries are bad, like, and they think that sizzle— they think that's a sizzling noise when it's really just the shower.

'''MIKE:''' You know they've got Andy frie— uh, Andy Capp Steak Fries

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I've seen those.

'''MIKE:''' I saw those. I wanted to get them, but I was five cents short.

'''MATT:''' But, uh, I actually kind of like Andy Capp's Hot Fries—

'''MIKE:''' I do too.

'''MATT:''' —so I don't know why we used them as a punishment.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail46.html|watch "your friends"]]
*[[HR:sbemail46x.swf|view the Flash file for "your friends"]]
*[[HR:sbemail46.swf|view the alternate version of the Flash file]]

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