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The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show

Sbemail — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:33:11 GMT

Sbemail: Capitalizing

{{toonnavfulllink|Shorts|HR:kotpopshow.html|No Hands On Deck!|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{aboutshort}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]] from which the show originates|senior prom}}
[[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|200px|thumb|"For reals this time!"]]

In ''The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show'', the King of Town and all his men try to make the Poopsmith smell nice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|The King of Town}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]], {{film|The Hornblower}}, [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], {{film|The Knight}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, [[Multi-Function Dragon]], [[Perfume Cloud]]

'''Places:''' [[The King of Town's Castle]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 26, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:54

'''Page Title:''' For Reals This Time!

==Transcript==
''{Open to a shiny red background. A King of Town emblem appears on the screen. As the singers sing, the words "Very Own Popular Cartoon" appear below the King of Town head. The King of Town head moves to the music a little.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The words "The King of Town's" appear above the King of Town's emblem.}''

'''SINGERS:''' The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!

''{The word "Quite" is written between "Own" and "Popular", and "Show!!" is inserted after "Cartoon". The music stops.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' For reals this time!

''{Cut to a stylized King of Town's Castle surrounded by sheep. A segment of the theme tune played on the double bass is heard. A silhouette of The Chef goes to the door and rings the doorbell}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Somebody get the door! I'll get it!

''{Cut to the inside of the castle, where the King of Town stands by the door. The door opens and reveals The Chef with a pizza box with his face on it.}''

'''THE CHEF:''' ''{in a strong accent}'' Pizza for you... Kingy-ding?

''{The King of Town takes the pizza; cut to him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Thanks, Chef! ''{pronounces "chef" with a hard CH; closes door hard on The Chef}''

''{Cut to a long table with The Hornblower, The Bishop, The Blacksmith, and The Knight. A segment of the theme tune played on the piano is heard. The King of Town walks over.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Here ya go, boy-o's! ''{drops pizza box on table and looks other way}'' Poopsmith! Pizza's here! Don't forget to forget to wash your hands!

''{A stylized Poopsmith walks in, with green clouds surrounding him. The King of Town's eyes pop bigger and his crown pops up and falls back on his head}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Woo! What is that reek? ''{looks at The Poopsmith}'' The Poopsmith, you smell like a crapsmith. ''{The Poopsmith hangs his head sadly}'' Have you tried showering?

''{Cut to The Poopsmith, who nods his head. Cut back to King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Bathing?

''{Cut back to The Poopsmith, who nods his head. Cut back to King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Wearing a baseball cap and putting deodorant on outside your shirt?

''{Cut to The Poopsmith, who pauses and then nods. Cut back to King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, I'm out of ideas. ''{looks over to the table}'' Anyone else?

''{Cut to the table}''

'''THE KNIGHT:''' Have you tried...

''{Cut to the mountains where The Knight stands next to The Poopsmith, who is tied to a log stuck in the ground. A dragon looks at both of them. A sign is pointing up to The Dragon reading "multi function dragon"}''

'''THE KNIGHT:''' ''{to The Poopsmith}'' So, I'm gonna set this thing to sanitize, and it'll burn the stink right off ya!

''{The Knight throws his spear at the Dragon's stomach. There are different labels on the Dragon's scales: "pots n pans", "instant death", "sanitize", "puree", and "tumble dry". The spear hits "instant death".}''

'''THE KNIGHT:''' Ooooooh, yeah! This is gonna be awesome!

''{The Dragon leans back, skull symbols appear on its eyes, and it falls with much force on The Knight, embedding its teeth in the ground. A circle with The Blacksmith inside appears.}''

'''THE BLACKSMITH:''' Have you tried...

''{Wipe to The Blacksmith pouring "Përfüme" in some bellows. He sprays it at The Poopsmith. The perfume goes straight toward the Poopsmith but stops at the clouds of stink and goes back a bit.}''

'''PERFUME BALL:''' Ooooh! Ooh! I've lived a terrible life! I was a horrible husband and father! I watched too much sports! WOOAAAAHHHH!

''{The perfume puffs out into several clouds and disintegrates. A circle with The Bishop inside appears.}''

'''THE BISHOP:''' Have you tried...

''{Cut to a church like scene. The Bishop is holding up a scroll.}''

'''THE BISHOP:''' I now pronounce you man and pleasant odor!

''{Cut to The Poopsmith, who is wearing a bowtie, standing next to a bouquet of roses. The Hornblower starts playing Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" with his horn. The Poopsmith kisses the flowers, which keel over and turn brown, along with the horn. The Hornblower becomes annoyed. A circle containing The King of Town appears.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Have you tried...

''{Wipe of The Blacksmith and The King of Town, throwing a football in the air.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little tackle football? Me and The Blacksmith ''{zoom out to reveal a shower next to The Poopsmith}'' versus The Poopsmith and that shower! ''{The Poopsmith and The Blacksmith get ready}'' Hut one, hut two, and a hike!

''{The Blacksmith rushes forward and tackles the shower while The King of Town and The Poopsmith look on.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh, way to protect this house, but uh... that wasn't really what I had in mind.

''{Cut to the inside of the castle where The King of Town stands with everyone but The Poopsmith. A few bars of the theme tune is heard. The Poopsmith's Whatsit pile is visible outside.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, beezos, I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but there's only one thing left to do!

''{Cut to the mountains, where everyone flies through the air while music plays.}''

'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Jumping fun! 
You're jumping through the air. 
Jumping fun!

''{The King and his men all fall toward the pile of whatsit. Freeze-frame just before they all hit the pile, then fade through white to the table, where everybody is covered in whatsit, has odor clouds and is eating pizza.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Well, you know what I always say, "If you can't beat make The Poopsmith smell good, join... beat make The Poopsmith smell good!" Right? Everybody?

''{Inset to The Poopsmith while more of the jump music plays. The Poopsmith gives a "thumbs up sign"}''

'''SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Jumping fun!

''{The scene zooms out to The Dragon rotting in front of the castle, complete with flies.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoo! Did I say Crapsmith? I shoulda said rotting-Dragon-smith! That is ripe!

''{The screen dims and the word "end." appears along with a "back." button}''

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
[[Image:kotvoqpcs.png|thumb|Original title card]]
*The animation style is much more loosely stylized than it was in the teaser at the beginning of [[senior prom]]. Also, the background has changed from a reflective red background with horizontal lines to a dull flat red with lighter shades in circles towards the top of the screen.
*This is the first appearance of The Little Chef Guy and The Bishop since [[The King of Town DVD]].
*This is the first time The Knight and The Bishop have spoken in a cartoon. The Little Chef Guy and The Blacksmith previously had very small speaking roles in [[The King of Town DVD]].

===Remarks===
*The Bishop is now clad in purple, the traditional color of bishops' vestments in the [[Wikipedia:Roman Catholic Church|Roman Catholic]] and [[Wikipedia:Anglicanism|Anglican]] churches.
*While the Blacksmith is spraying the Poopsmith with perfume, there are still sounds of a hammer hitting an anvil in the background even though the anvil is in picture and there is no indication that the smithy has other employees.
*The Knight is voiced by [[Mike Chapman]].

===Goofs===
*When the Chef comes to the door on the tongue, the tongue's line disappears.
*When the King of Town answers the door, the chef isn't standing on a tongue.
*When the Poopsmith is tied to the stake, he no longer has an odor cloud around him.
*In the last scene, the Hornblower doesn't have an odor cloud around him.
*When the Blacksmith is pouring perfume into his bellows, some of the perfume pokes through the neck of its container.

===Inside References===
*This short is a reference to [[senior prom]], in which the King of Town gets his own cartoon show, only to be quickly preempted by [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad's Very Popular Cartoon Show]]. The King acknowledges this when he says "For reals this time!"
*This is another mention of [[Pizza|pizza]].
*This is another mention of [[Showering|showering]].

===Real World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Mario series enemies#Beezo|Beezos]] are henchmen of [[Wikipedia:Wart (Nintendo)|Wart]] in the [[Nintendo|NES]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]]''.
*The King of Town's line after The Blacksmith's big hit during the football scene is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Under Armour|Under Armour's]] "Protect This House" advertisements for their line of football performance apparel.

==External Links==
*[[HR:kotpopshow.html|watch "KOT's VOQPCS"]]
*[[HR:kotpopshow.swf|view the Flash file for "KOT's VOQPCS"]]
*[[Forum:10899|forum thread re: KOT's VOQPCS]]
{{subtitlesLinks|kotpopshow}}

some kinda robot

Sbemail — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:58:00 GMT

Sbemail: Name should be capitalized

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[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|thumb|The beginning of an era.]]

This email was the first Strong Bad Email to appear on the site. Strong Bad answers an email from Abdi LaRue from San Diego, California, who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

{{Comp|Tandy 400}}

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 0:45

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"}'' Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad.

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing 
gloves off before you go to bed? 
 
Sincerely, 
Abdi LaRue 
San Diego, CA</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time. ''{types "—Strong Bad" and then stops typing}'' Okay, until next time. Keep sending me your questions, and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Goofs===
*The green lines on the screen are in front of Strong Bad's reflection, which shouldn't happen.
*Strong Bad types "before you got to bed" when he says "before you go to bed".
*After Strong Bad finishes typing a sentence, the typing sound is still played but no letters appear on the screen.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When Strong Bad typed "and if so, what kind of powers do you have?", the word "what" would not appear.

===Inside References===
*When Strong Bad says, "Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad," it is very similar to a line he says in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], "Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Baaad."

===Real-World References===
*The phrase "the greatest criminal mind of our time" could be taken from "[[Wikipedia:Superman:_The_Movie|Superman: The Movie]]," where [[Wikipedia:Lex Luthor|Lex Luthor]] ([[Wikipedia:Gene Hackman|Gene Hackman]]) refers to himself with said phrase.

===Fast Forward===
*"For good or for awesome" is a suggested band name in [[band names]].
*This email comes up on Strong Bad's computer as a gag in [[flashback]].
*Abdi is one of the email senders Strong Bad and [[Bubs]] play with in some kind of card game during one of [[Pom Pom]]'s Easter eggs.
*In [[the chair]] Strong Bad once again explains that the wrestling mask is his face, and then proceeds to take it off anyway.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version has an Easter egg. If you click on the hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom left-hand corner of the Tandy 400's screen at the end of the email, you'll receive an [[Wikipedia:ASCII art|ASCII art]] rendering of a robot.
*The typing sound effect was changed.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Hey! It's Mike and Matt!

'''MIKE:''' We're doing the commentary on the first Strong Bad Email we ever made! It's called... ''{pause}'' Some Kinda Robot.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' In—Invisibility.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' The Basics.

'''MIKE:''' So this, of course, is back when you could see Strong Bad's mouth, when we would animate his mouth.

'''MATT:''' And didn't his head didn—

'''MIKE:''' His head didn't shake.

'''MATT:''' His head didn't shake around violently.

'''MIKE:''' So at some point, we thought that it would be quicker if we put his hea—the foreground head over the mouth...and, uh, just shake his head around, which now takes ''way'' longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move.

'''MATT:''' I think that's right. And Abdi LaRue was— this was from before we started doing this, we sent out, was it just a fan list?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was like a list.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the few, just the 10 people who had ever emailed us.

'''MIKE:''' The email's almost over!

'''MATT:''' Good grief!

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, Abdi!

'''MATT:''' Thanks, Abdi!

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail1.html|watch "some kinda robot"]]
*[[HR:sbemail1.swf|view the Flash file for "some kinda robot"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2

Sbemail — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:28:24 GMT

Sbemail: Comma added

{{mamnav|13|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:MAM13-BananaPhone.png|thumb|PLZ GET EGGS,MILK?]]

Homestar gets hold of a banana, The Cheat and The King of Town cut their own demos, we hear two blasts from the past, and Marzipan's magazine subscription is about to erupt.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' February 27, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:24

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{sounding more depressed than usual}'' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message.

=== Message 6 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey Marzipan, it's Homestar. Check it out, I'm on Pom Pom's cell phone, I'm gonna send you a text message. Are you ready? Here goes... P... L... Z... Spacebar... G... E... T... Spacebar... ''{Homestar is seen walking by, holding a banana up to his ear as a telephone}'' E... G... G... S... Spacebar, oh! Backspacebar, comma, M... I... L... K... Question mark? Okay, now I have to send it. Boo boo doot! This is great, now we don't have to talk anymore! Bye!

=== Message 5 ===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' It's my new jam! ''{guitar starts in the background}''
 I'm not talking about butter,
 Or how nobody likes me!
 It's the new KOT!
 In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!
 I play guitar, apparently!
 ''{guitar stops}'' Okay Marzipan, this was the only way I knew of to cut my demo. So I'll need to come over there soon and unreasonably search and seize this tape from you. See ya in a bit!

=== Message 4 ===

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes yes, what what? Testing testing, two and three! I've got a hankerin' for a prankerin'! This telegrammaphone recording will be launched forthwith into the stratosphere, in the hopes that one day, many decades ''{the last syllable isn't stressed, as deh-kids}'' from now, some buck-toothèd fool will receive it, and be thoroughly bamboozled! Yes! Now, on with the prank! What's the difference between William Henry Harrison and James Garfield? Answer: Nothing! They both enjoy lasagna! Stop!

=== Message 3 ===

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{A remix of The King of Town's jam plays.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' 
I-i-i-i-it's my it's my new jam! 
New jam! N-n-n-n-n-n-new jam! 
Not talkin' 'bout ''{KOT!}'' 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout three plus three! ''{New jam!}'' 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout KOT! 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout three plus three! 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout butter! 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout 
Not talkin' 'bout three plus three!

=== Message 2 ===

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi-low, can anybody hear me? Give me the hiiiigh sign. It's The Homestar Runner, speaking into an empty soup can, with a length of twine coming from the 'neath. Hello, empty soup can. Hello, length of twine. You seem like mighty fine fellers. Why, I ought to fill you up with catgut and call you lunch. See you 'rooouuund, Brown!

=== Message 1 ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello Marzipan, this is Lorenz... Magazine... Man, calling to tell you that your subscription to Soy... Bread... Tofu... Hybrid... Cars... Magazine, is about to erupt! You need to evacuate! It's gonna blow sky high! Get out while you can! So what you gotta do is — and believe me, I'm Lorenz Magazine Man who are— who you're gonna trust — is bake all your money into a no-bake apple pie, and set it cooling on your windowsill. So that way, once the eruption is great, you can come home and eat pie and money! Because it's still going to be there, on your windowsill! Am I wr— am I wrong? Somebody, am I wrong? Everybody in here at the office with their headsets on said "you're not wrong". So this is Lorenz.. Magazine Man saying... the magma is seeping under the door.

== Easter Eggs==
[[Image:NotTalkinBoutButter.png|thumb|"Not Talkin' 'Bout Butter"]]
*Click the tape holder after the last message to see a scene between the King of Town and The Cheat.
:''{Cut to a more distant view of Marzipan's answering machine. Enter The Cheat from the left.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises in a singsong voice}''
:''{Enter the King of Town from the right}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{to the same tune}'' Doo doo doo doo doo!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{loud, surprised The Cheat noise}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh! ''{alone}'' The Cheat! What are you doing here?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, in a simliar structure to what The King of Town said}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A ''remix''? But I gotta cut my demo! My new album needs to drop!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oooh! A split seven-inch, eh?
:''{A record for "Not Talkin' 'bout Butter" in a jacket designed like a playing card with The Cheat in the upper half and the King of Town in the lower half appears at the front of the screen. In between The Cheat and The King of Town there are the words, "DJ Teh Cheat b/w The New Kot".}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===

*A high sign is "a gesture used as a signal (as of approval or warning) -- usually used in the phrase ''give the high sign''." [http://www.webster.com/dictionary/high%20sign (Webster)]
*A 7 inch is a [[Wikipedia:Gramophone_record|vinyl record]], commonly referred to as a 45 because it is spun at 45 r.p.m. on a turntable. It is the format used for singles and each side normally holds one song. A split 7 inch would have two songs from two different artists, one on either side.
*[[Wikipedia:Catgut|Catgut]] is a tough cord made from sheep or goat (not cat) intestines. It is commonly used for violin strings, and for stitching up wounds.

===Trivia===

*When this cartoon was released, the link from the [[TV Time Toons Menu|TV Times toons menu]] was directed to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]. The link was fixed the same day.
*This is the first Answering Machine in which The Cheat, The Homestar Runner and Old Timey Strong Bad leave messages.
*This is the first time the King of Town has identified The Cheat by name. In [[Where's The Cheat?]], he simply referred to The Cheat as "that little yellow thing".

===Remarks===
*[[Wikipedia:Geophagy|Eating dirt]], also known as geophagy, is a practice most often seen in rural or preindustrial societies among [[Pregnancy|pregnant]] women. The day after this toon was released, [[The Brothers Chaps]] announced at [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#Who does all the voices?|Flashforward 2006]] that [[Missy Palmer]] (the voice of Marzipan) was pregnant.
*The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad's voices are significantly higher than in their previous appearances.
*Two wires (presumably the power and the telephone line) are seen plugged into the back of the answering machine, but only the power cord is seen plugged in. This could be explained by the telephone jack being above the outlet, and obscured by the table.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad incorrectly says that "the magma is seeping under the door." [[Wikipedia:Magma|Magma]] is molten rock located beneath the surface of the Earth. Once it reaches the surface (such as in a volcanic eruption), it is called [[Wikipedia:Lava|lava]].

===Glitches===
*On message 5 and 6, the back button only replays the same message.

===Inside References===

*"DJ Teh Cheat" is a reference to [[geddup noise]].
*The Cheat's remix of the King of Town's new jam ends in the same way as [[Everybody to the Limit]].
*"From the 'neath" may be a reference to the phrase "From the 'bove", which appeared in [[Moving Very Slowly]] and later in [[That Time of Year]].
*This is another mention of [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Cell Phone]], [[Eggs|eggs]], [[Presidents]], and [[Pie|pie]].
*Using "[[b/w]]" instead of "with" is a [[Running Gags|running gag]] that started in [[Strong Sad's Lament]]. However, "b/w" is appropriate in this case, since The King Of Town mentions that it is a split seven-inch single.
*[[Cheap as Free]] makes another appearance, this time on the record jacket.
*Homestar using a banana as a phone is the second instance of Homestar Runner [[Foods used as phones|using food as a phone]]. The first was in [[Where the Crap Are We?]].
*This marks the second time in which Marzipan's answering machine receives a message from a different universe (in this case the [[Old-Timey]] universe). The first time was in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]], when the machine receives a call from [[Stinkoman]], who has supposedly gotten a "wrong number", but also asks Marzipan if she is interested in a challenge.
*Strong Bad's prank call makes a reference to [[Hybrid Cars|hybrid cars]].

===Real-World References===

*The King of Town's phrasing "unreasonably search and seize" derives from the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment]] to the [[Wikipedia:United States Constitution|United States Constitution]], which protects against unreasonable searches and seizures.
*[[Wikipedia:William Henry Harrison|William Henry Harrison]], the 9th [[Wikipedia:President of the United States|president of the United States]], and [[Wikipedia:James Garfield|James Garfield]], the 20th president, held the shortest terms in office at just one month and six months, respectively.
**President Garfield's enjoying lasagna is a reference to lasagna-loving [[Wikipedia:Garfield |Garfield the Cat]].
*Strong Bad saying, "Am I wrong? Somebody, am I wrong?" is probably a reference to Walter Sobchak, [[Wikipedia:John Goodman|John Goodman]]'s character in [[The Big Lebowski]], who repeats the phrase constantly.
*The handclap beat at the end of The King of Town's New Jam is borrowed from [[Wikipedia:Another One Bites the Dust|Another One Bites the Dust]] by Queen.


== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer13.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2"]]
*[[HR:answer13.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2"]]
*[[Forum:7215|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

{{subtitlesLinks|answer13}}

[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine| 13]] 
[[Category:Old-Timey]]

User:Sbemail

Sbemail — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:03:22 GMT

Sbemail: Minor grammar changes

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==Intro==
[[Image:ATC_Strong_Bad.PNG|thumb|Oh, I am so awesome!!]]
Hello,

This is mainly about why I am a member, and some other stuff about me.

I became a member here on 10/21/05, if anyone cares.

I have seen most of the the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html toons and shorts] on [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestar]. I have seen all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad emails] (That's partly why I have this name!) I definately ''haven't'' remembered everything about them!!

== How I found this website/why I wanted to become a member ==
Basically, I was looking up the song [[Experimental_Film| lyrics]] to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film], I found this website during my search. I found those, then saw that this site had tons of stuff about homestar...so now I come here every time I have a homestar question.

I wanted to become a member because I know a lot about homestar, and wanted to contribute my knowedge and/or fix the basic spelling/grammar errors of this site!

== Favorites ==
These are some of my favorite homestar things. My favorite...[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|thumb|My favorite character.]]

*Strong Bad email is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail33.html Gimmicks].
*Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon].
*Short is Experimental Film (link is above).
*Game is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Peasent's Quest].
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Issue 8].
*Holiday Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homestarloween.html Homestarloween Party].
*Main Page is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html Main Page 22].
*[[Powered by The Cheat]] toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail87.html mile].

''Note: Need to be updated due to new toons, I will get to that''

== Other than H*R... ==
[[Image:sicklysam.png|thumb|Example of a mindless zombie.]]
Other than H*R, I do other things(its not like I'm a mindless zombie who sits on the computer
all day!). These things include:

*Everyday life... stuff (eating, etc.)
*Most sports (good at them or not)
*[http://www.runescape.com Runescape]
*Play video games
*Listen to music
*Um.. most of the normal stuff a 14-year-old does!

== (The very few) Contributions I am proud of ==
These are all the Contributions I am proud of (duh!)—

*Brought into attention that ''latley'' (from the Strong Bad email [[bedtime story]]) is a limousine company in Switzerland. Proof can be seen [[Talk:bedtime story|here]] (under the title "Have You Driven a Ford Latley?" Number 5 on the table of contents).

== Conclusion ==
In conclusion, send me any messages you have to my talk page.

{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:20, 27 October 2005 (UTC) 
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|Cya later!!!]]

<blockquote class="compy email"><div>subject:RE:Go away</div>Dear Person who is reading this, i regret to inform you, that your body, you, has recently read this letter. i would also like to add, that in no way, are you staying here any longer. 
[[Special:Random| Go away]]...anywhere!! 
Sbemail

Soapbox

Sbemail — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:49:24 GMT

Sbemail: Links to all other characters - why not him?

[[Image:11soaps.png|thumb|Homestar takes a stand]]

The '''Soapbox''' is a small wooden shipping box that [[Homestar Runner]] has used as a [[Wikipedia:Podium|podium]] in several toons. Its contents increase by one with every appearance. To get "on a [[Wikipedia:Soapbox|soapbox]]" is a popular American idiom that means to make a flamboyant or persuasive speech in an unofficial setting.

==Appearances==
*In the email [[fingers]], Homestar talks while standing on a box labeled "Eleven Soaps". In an Easter egg, one can see that an unconscious (or possibly [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|dead]]) [[Strong Sad]] is crammed inside the box.
*In the email [[army]], he recites his "fight speech" for the [[Homestarmy]] from atop a box labeled "Twelve of Them".
*In the email [[record book]], he tells bad redneck jokes standing on a box labeled "Thirteen, Y'all".
*In the email [[4 branches]], he does math problems and explains [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]] on a box labeled "Fourteen Times".
*In [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], while Homestar is singing to [[Coach Z]], Coach Z sits on the soapbox, but it isn't labeled.

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]
[[Category:Items]]

User:Sbemail

Sbemail — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:05:29 GMT

Sbemail: Talk page changes

<div style="background:black;color:cyan;padding:0px">
==Intro==
[[Image:ATC_Strong_Bad.PNG|thumb|Oh, I am so awesome!!]]
Hello,

This is mainly about why I am a member, and some other stuff about me.

I became a member here on 10/21/05, if anyone cares.

I have seen most of the the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html toons and shorts]on [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestar]...I have seen all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad emails](thats partly why I have this name!!) I definately ''haven't'' remembered everything about them!!

== How I found this website/why I wanted to become a member ==
Basically, I was looking up the song [[Experimental_Film| lyrics]] to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film], I found this website during my search. I found those, then saw that this site had tons of stuff about homestar...so now I come here every time I have a homestar question.

I wanted to become a member because I know a lot about homestar, and wanted to contribute my knowedge and/or fix the basic spelling/grammar errors of this site!

== Favorites ==
These are some of my favorite homestar things. My favorite...[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|thumb|My favorite character.]]

*Strong Bad email is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail33.html Gimmicks].
*Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon].
*Short is Experimental Film (link is above).
*Game is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Peasent's Quest].
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Issue 8].
*Holiday Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homestarloween.html Homestarloween Party].
*Main Page is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html Main Page 22].
*[[Powered by The Cheat]] toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail87.html mile].

''Note: Need to be updated due to new toons, I will get to that''

== Other than H*R... ==
[[Image:sicklysam.png|thumb|Example of a mindless zombie.]]
Other than H*R, I do other things(its not like I'm a mindless zombie who sits on the computer
all day!). These things include:

*Everyday life... stuff (eating, etc.)
*Most sports (good at them or not)
*[http://www.runescape.com Runescape]
*Play video games
*Listen to music
*Um.. most of the normal stuff a 14-year-old does!

== (The very few) Contributions I am proud of ==
These are all the Contributions I am proud of (duh!)—

*Brought into attention that ''latley'' (from the Strong Bad email [[bedtime story]]) is a limousine company in Switzerland. Proof can be seen [[Talk:bedtime story|here]] (under the title "Have You Driven a Ford Latley?" Number 5 on the table of contents).

== Conclusion ==
In conclusion, send me any messages you have to my talk page.

{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:20, 27 October 2005 (UTC) 
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|Cya later!!!]]

<blockquote class="compy email"><div>subject:RE:Go away</div>Dear Person who is reading this, i regret to inform you, that your body, you, has recently read this letter. i would also like to add, that in no way, are you staying here any longer. 
[[Special:Random| Go away]]...anywhere!! 
Sbemail

User talk:Sbemail

Sbemail — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:45:27 GMT

Sbemail: Reply

== "About me page" ==

This is about comments or suggestions on the "about me" page. Talk to me about it here, thanks. {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 03:09, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== is it "ya", or "it"?? ==

I have a question...in the "montage" email, when homestar says(some of this may be incorrect, but I'm only talking about one word) A wagon fulla pamcakes?? In the champeenship?? I'd like to see ??? try!! What should go in the place of the "???", "it", or "ya"?? I have listened to this email over and over, and he says "it" every time!! Some other people seem to think he says "ya". Anyways, send me what you think he says, I just want to see what other people think. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 06:46, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hey, Sbemail, I can see how you could hear it as "it," but I'm pretty sure it's really "ya." It really doesn't make a lot of sense for him to say "it" when he's talking ''to'' the wagon; in the case, "ya" does make sense. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 07:11, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Aaaaah!!! Here we go again with the "ya"!!! This is very weird...I have seen this one '''a lot''' of times!! Even on my friends computer....Every time, he says "it", anyways, thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 07:14, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::I hear "it" myself. {{User:Total Spaceship Guy3/sig}}

::::Finally!!! Someone who agrees with me...thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 19:50, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::::There's no question it's "ya". It was a [[Quote of the Week]]. By the way, you really shouldn't start a discussion in three places. The article talk page is the best place. Also, by that reasoning, you shouldn't ask people to reply on your talk page. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::::::Sorry about the question in 3 places thing...that was my fault! Anyways, I stand corrected that he says "ya"...even though i still think it sounds like "it", but i won't argue about it anymore. Bye. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:16, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Pictures!! ==
Ok, I have one more question(the montage one is still in need of more answers though!!)

I know like, everyone knows this one, but as u can read in the "[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Sbemail about me]" thing, I am not an old user!!

Anyways, on to the question: How do you put images on?? Like, homestar pictues, or scenes from a toon.

I would appreciate anyone's contribution to this question!!(because the about me thing look very dull!!)

-[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 08:09, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

Have a look at [[Help:Contents]] - it should answer most of your questions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:17, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Wikiwhats? ==
In answer to your question of what to call people-who-use-the-wiki: I usually use "members" and "users" interchangeably. But as long as people know what you're talking about, you can be creative; I've heard them referred to as "wikizens," "wikiphiles," wikiites," and so on. (Maybe the folks over at Wikipedia could be Wikipedestrians... Wikipediatricians?... I think I'll stop there.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 22:22, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ok, I guess I'll change everything to members, without the quotes. Thanks for your response. -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:25, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Personally, I like "Wikipeople" ;) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:31, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Internal links ==
I don't want to be overbearing with the tips, but for any link to something in the wiki, you can get rid of the little arrow-box beside it (like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]; it could be [[Main Page|this]] instead). The difference is the first time I put <nowiki>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]</nowiki>, as I would have to for any non-wiki (or non-wikipedia) link; the second time I used two brackets and just the name of the page: <nowiki>[[Main Page|this]]</nowiki>. Note the | as a divider instead of a space, too. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:16, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

:No no, its ok, I am new here, and really appreciate your tips, thanks for them. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:28, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oops! That last tweak tweaked it a little bit too far: I'm not sure whether you meant to, but you created a whole new page titled [[Go away]]. I put a "delete" tag on it; you could copy its code onto your userpage, perhaps. (I'm guessing you wanted "Go away" in your userpage to link to it? You could do that, maybe, by putting it in [[User talk:Sbemail]] (aka this page right here), heading it with <nowiki>== Go Away ==</nowiki> or something like that, and then making the link point to: <nowiki>[[User talk:Sbemail#Go Away]]</nowiki. The # aims a link at a subsection within a page. —~~~~

</nowiki>
:::I think i accidentally linked the "related changes" to this talk page...I was trying to make a link that went somewhere else...(i deleted it), do whatever you can to fix this...sorry!!!
[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:38, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::oh nevermind, I just logged back on then off, and it's normal again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:40, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Ok, forget it, I didn't mean to click on "related changes"...and that whole "go away" thing was an accident...sorry again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:42, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::Already fixed (you'll notice my link above has turned red, meaning the page doesn't exist; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] deleted it.
:::::::Cool use of [[Special:Random]], by the way! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:46, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah! That whole "go away" thing was suppossed to have it...but oh well!! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:49, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

== Background Colors ==

I have a question: how do you insert different background colors? -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:08, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hello? Anyone? Yoo hoo! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:20, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

<div style="background:darkred;color:white;padding:12px">Well, there are several ways to do it. See the source for how I've done it here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 24 October 2005 (UTC)</div>

:Oh ok, I think I get it, thanks a lot.
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 02:45, 24 October 2005 (UTC)
::Just a reminder, you usually won't get a responce to a question on your talk page in the space of 12 minutes. If you want your question answered in a hurry, you can post it [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|here]], or ask a very frequent user (like me, or dot com), the question. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:07, 6 December 2005 (UTC)

== Show preview ==

Hey Sbemail. First of all, I like the color you've added to your user page. Second, can I bring a little button called "Show preview" to your attention? Situated just to the right of the "Save page" button, it lets you see the changes applied before you commit them to the database. It also helps cut down on the number of edits in the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:54, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ya, I do know about that button. I use it most of the time, but don't notice what I did wrong(except for this time, I made a few mistakes and caught them)! Also, usually when I make ''tons'' of edits, its because after I do the first one, a new idea pops into my head, so it turns out to be a lot at a time! I think my user page is finished, so there probably won't be a lot more changes! Cya! 
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

::Oh, I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong per se. I just wasn't sure you were aware of it because you had several tweaks in a row. No worries. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::I'm not sure how to put this...I knew what you meant and everything...I was just trying to point out that...oh great now I forgot what I wanted to point out!!! Oh well!! It's getting late and I'm tired!! If I sounded mad in that last, really long sentence, I didn't mean to! (see, this really makes no sense! I wasn't kidding when I said "I'm not sure how to put this") Anyways, bye! {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:19, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Picture Captions ==

As much fun as you may have putting periods on every thumbnail, I do not think it is entirely necessary. The lines are mostly fragments anyway, and I think they look odd with periods in them. If you really still want to continue, be my guest, but if you don't continue don't worry about reverting the ones you've already done. And don't let me guilt you in to stopping either. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 04:04, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

:Well, like all of them I have added have been reverted! So there's really no point to add them anymore, so i think I'll stop now! —{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:06, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

::Yes, I reverted all of the period-adding edits that weren't reverted already. They are captions and/or fragments and not sentences. Sorry.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:07, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

== Sig (a little help here?) ==

I changed my signature recently, and it's not changing on the other pages, like it did the first time I changed it. Anyone know why? {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:10, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

:Wait...now it is like I changed it to...but it has the dotted-lined box??? Can anyone help with getting rid of that?

::Okay, I made a whole bunch of fixes. Look closely to see what I did. Mainly, you don't need to restate the color when you close the font tags. I also made sure you had a closing tag for everything that you opened, and in the same order. Also, color names don't have spaces in them. Hope that helps. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:16, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

:::Wow, thanks a lot. I don't know what to say....I guess I will look over what you did. Thanks again!! —{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:19, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

==Message'd!==

Just felt like dropping by to say hello.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 16:59, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== Happy birthday! ==

Happy <s>hundredth</s> fourteenth birthday, Sbemail! (I really hope today's the day and not just the day you got around to updating your user page.) Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:42, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

:Heh, actually I had my birthday last year! My next one's coming up in a couple months.. I've been keeping an eye on this site, and barely decided to update it today. Thanks anyways! {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:45, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

User:Sbemail

Sbemail — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:39:10 GMT

Sbemail: Age change.

<div style="background:black;color:cyan;padding:0px">
==Intro==
[[Image:ATC_Strong_Bad.PNG|thumb|Oh, I am so awesome!!]]
Hello,

This is mainly about why I am a member, and some other stuff about me.

The first thing you should know, is that I am new to this website(but not to homestar!) and do not know all that I should...I can't think of an example because some people (thanks again) already told me how to link and put on images.

The next thing that might(probably not!) help to know, is that I became a member here on 10/21/05.

One last thing that I want to tell you, is that I have seen practically all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html toons and shorts]on [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestar]...I have seen all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad emails](thats partly why I have this name!!)...and that I definately ''haven't'' remembered everything about them!!

== How I found this website/why I wanted to become a member ==
Basically, I was looking up the song [[Experimental_Film| lyrics]] to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film], I found this website during my search. I found those, then saw that this site had tons of stuff about homestar...so now I come here every time I have a homestar question.

I wanted to become a member because I know a lot about homestar, and wanted to contribute my knowedge to those who have questions. It's as simple as that.

== Favorites ==
These are some of my favorite homestar things. My favorite...[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|thumb|My favorite character.]]

*Strong Bad email is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail33.html Gimmicks].
*Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon].
*Short is Experimental Film (link is above).
*Game is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Peasent's Quest].
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Issue 8].
*Holiday Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homestarloween.html Homestarloween Party].
*Main Page is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html Main Page 22].
*[[Powered by The Cheat]] toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail87.html mile].

I will fill in the blank ones (if there are any) after I figure out what they are!

== Other than H*R... ==
[[Image:sicklysam.png|thumb|Example of a mindless zombie.]]
Other than H*R, I do other things(its not like I'm a mindless zombie who sits on the computer
all day!). These things include:

*All kinds of sports
*[http://www.runescape.com Runescape]
*Eating
*Sleeping
*Just about all the normal stuff a 14-year-old does!

==Contributions I am proud of <strike>(very pathetic, not a lot!)</strike>==
These are all the Contributions I am proud of (duh!)—

*Brought into attention that ''latley'' (from the Strong Bad email [[bedtime story]]) is a limousine company in Switzerland. Proof can be seen [[Talk:bedtime story|here]] (under the title "Have You Driven a Ford Latley?" Number 5 on the table of contents).

== Conclusion ==
In conclusion, send me any messages you have to my talk center(or whatever it's called!)

Oh, if you like this page, please tell me. 

One more thing, do you like the font color? I like it, but it can always be changed.
let me know if you like it or not. If you don't, do you have any suggestions? Thanks.

{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:20, 27 October 2005 (UTC) 
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|Cya later!!!]]

<blockquote class="compy email"><div>subject:RE:Go away</div>Dear Person who is reading this, i regret to inform you, that your body, you, has recently read this letter. i would also like to add, that in no way, are you staying here any longer. 
[[Special:Random| Go away]]...anywhere!! 
Sbemail

Powered by The Cheat

Sbemail — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:26:01 GMT

Sbemail: Small fix

[[Image:PBTC.jpg|thumb|Powered by The Cheat, for The Cheat]]
[[The Cheat]] and his trusty computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], have been creating "'''Powered by The Cheat'''" [[Macromedia Flash]] cartoons since 2002. The Cheat's toons, which are a parody of the many poorly drawn Flash cartoons on the web, are usually packed with bad animation and [[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|character depictions]], poor imitations of the characters' voices (provided by [[Mike Chapman]]), and nonexistent plots.

It is never explained how The Cheat manages to imitate the other characters speaking English (in all regular toons, The Cheat speaks in his own native "The Cheat" language). He often [[Powered by The Cheat Cameo Appearances|incorporates himself into his cartoons]], sometimes in a [[Wikipedia:List_of_Hitchcock_cameo_appearances|Hitchcock-style cameo]], but usually making himself appear awesome or receive some sort of prize. The Cheat has won three prizes for these cartoons in "real" life, including an iron cup full of Brunswick Stew, a pizza for his "[[Everybody To The Limit]]" music video, and the fabled "[[Pizza]] [[Trophies|Trophy]]."

These animations show hints of The Cheat's fantasies and possibly insecure personality. The [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[mile]]", which The Cheat guest authored, is an ideal example of what he most desires yet cannot possibly possess. The Cheat shamelessly elevates his status in the eyes of others through praise given by his boss [[Strong Bad]] while [[Marzipan]] finally gives him the attention and affection he has been craving. However the two rarely exchange words outside of a fabricated Flash universe.

The Cheat has also provided animation for other [[Free Country, USA]] artists. He has also collaborated with the likes of [[The Skate Party]], [[They Might Be Giants]] and many more.

==Powered by The Cheat Toons==
[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|thumb|"The Cheat is a millionaire!"]]
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]]
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Email [[crazy cartoon#Powered by The Cheat|crazy cartoon]]
*Email [[mile#Powered by The Cheat|mile]]
*[[New Boots]]/[[Hip Hop Dance]]
*[[Main Page 15]]
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] Video
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
*[[Seasonal Sweaters]]

==Partially Powered by The Cheat Toons==
[[Image:Sbscreen.PNG|thumb|The credits squeeze from [[theme song]]]]
*The Cheat made a short animation with the [[Grim Reaper]] crushing hearts in [[Strong Sad's Lament]] for his Valentine's Day entry.
*Email [[website]] — The Cheat makes the Flash intro for [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad's Website|website]].
*Email [[marzipan]] — The Cheat makes a music video for [[Marzipan]]'s "[[Oh yeah yeah]]".
*[[Experimental Film]] — The Cheat co-directs the music video for They Might Be Giants' "Experimental Film" with [[Strong Sad]].
*[[Labor Dabor]] — The Cheat makes some bowling animations.
*Email [[animal]] — Strong Bad's descriptions of the [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fangly Fish|Deep Sea Fangly Fish]] are rendered in PBTC style, and the style is seen again in two Easter eggs.
*Email [[rock opera]] — Many of the visuals during the opera are in PBTC style.
*Email [[bedtime story]] — The visuals in The Cheat's bedtime story with [[Moses Malone]] are completely PBTC style.
*Email [[narrator]] — An Easter egg with the [[Marzipan]] Alien and [[Nebulon]] is done in PBTC style.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The second sequence is a "Millionzoic Era" cartoon.
*Email [[theme song]] — An announcer interrupts the closing credits to advertise an upcoming show called ''Powered By The Cheat'', which that night would have featured [[Strong Mad]] getting his own talk show.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Strong Bad, The Cheat playing a guitar, and a hot girl are shown in a scene.

==Strong Bad's Responses==
*[[The Cheat Theme Song]]
:'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD''': Um, I dunno, The Cheat, I don't think it was very good.. at all. I mean, the song was kinda catchy but the visuals were lacking, at best.

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is the best video game I've ever played.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]]
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking to The Cheat}'' Now that's what I'm talkin' about! That was amazing! I mean you—... I—... I can't b—... Chi-g-d-b ... He—g ... I'm buyin' you a pizza!
*Email [[crazy cartoon#Powered by The Cheat|crazy cartoon]]
:''{the cartoon pans out to a badly drawn cartoon of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the toon}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!

:''{Strong Bad gives The Cheat a trophy}''

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:''{Zoom out again to the ''actual'' Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I didn't do that! Did I?

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.
*[[New Boots]]
:'''STRONG BAD:''' PURPLE BOXING GLOVES?! Did you do any fact-checking before you turned this in? What if I did that to you? Oh yeah, The Cheat, he's a...stripe-ed, green rabbit! With two butts!

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{responds angrily}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' But you made my underwears showing! Everybody knows I don't wear underwears!

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm...all right... You get an...iron cup. Full of Brunswick Stew. ''{places cup of stew on table}''

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{responds excitedly and pushes the cup over to his side of the table}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' But lemme tell ya's. With a little extra effort, it would have been a trophy full of ''Steak-umms.''

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sad The Cheat noise (in an "Awww" pattern)}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Guy drops a couple of JPEGs in his cartoon and thinks he's like, the guy who draws The Lockhorns or something. Now that guy knows funny!

*[[Main Page 15]]
(to show these three randomized responses scroll the mouse over the email button)
*'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Exclamatory The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care.

*'''STRONG BAD:''' And what is that terrible voice? Is that supposed to be Homestar?

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Defensive The Cheat noises}''

*'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' The animation looks terrible. It's all jerky, ya know, like it was done by a two years old boy.

{{recenttoons}}

[[Category:Powered by The Cheat|*]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Strong Bad Sings

Sbemail — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:54:26 GMT

Sbemail: no, it's not the other way around

:''This is for the toon Strong Bad Sings. For the CD, please see [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].''

[[Image:Strong Bad Sings Toon.png|thumb|right|300px|Strong Bad Sings]]

An advertisement for a fictional album of songs by Strong Bad.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Date:''' 2000

'''Running Time:''' 1:42

'''Page Title:''' A Web-Only Special Offer

__FORCETOC__

== Transcript ==
''{Open on a snowy mountain backdrop. While the Announcer is first speaking, Strong Bad walks up and a big, fat bird alights on his boxing glove}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' For years, he's thrilled and captivated himself with his music. And now, it's your turn.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am. I mean, how awesome I AAAAAAAAAAAAM.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad Sings! Featuring hundreds of your favorite Strong Bad hits!

''{cut to Strong Bad singing in front of a black backdrop. Titles of his various songs scroll down the screen, including:}''

*Who is the Guy That Wins All the Contests?
*What's the Problem With Your Stupid Face?
*Everybody Loves a Little Competition
*I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You
*Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up with You)
*The Last Time I Didn't Come in First Was Never, I Mean Earlier Today
*The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name
*Everyone Who Doesn't Like Me More Than Likely Sucks Real Bad
*You've Got an Ugly and Stupid Butt
*Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested
*This One Time I Saw Homestar Punching a Kitten in the Throat
*The Only Thing Wrong With You is Everything
*Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Let's make believe that we're in love, so I can break up with you.

''{another Strong Bad head appears in profile above the other Strong Bad and begins to sing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' You've got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Now available for the first time anywhere outside his basement!

''{cut to Strong Bad singing in front of a desert backdrop}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them.

''{Cut to a display of all the media available. As The Announcer states what they are, they appear and stack up}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Available on three records, seven CDs, twelve cassettes or thirty 8-track tapes. You might expect to pay almost a hundred dollars for this rare collection. It's all yours for only one easy installment of $193.75!

''{Cut to the cover of the album mentioned below.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Act now and receive "Strong Mad Forgets the Words To His Favorites" absolutely free!

''{Cut to a room where The Cheat is playing "Happy Birthday" on a piano and Strong Mad is forgetting the words.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' Ummmm.... uuuhhh... Ummmm...

''{Cut to the "Order now" screen. The "Strong Bad Sings" record, CD, cassette, and 8-track are shown, with the ordering information below it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER 2:''' To order your copy of "Strong Bad Sings," call 1-800-428-64 tooty-two, or send check, cash, or money order to
''{stumbling over words}'' four six-ty nine, The Place to Be... Uhhh... refunds not available in Maine or Arkansas.

''{The ordering information is actually a bit different. It says:}''

<pre>Strong Bad Sings
1-800-555-SBSINGS

or send check, cash, money order,
brownies, or birthday presents to:

P.O. Box 212
Strong Bad's House
Free Country, USA</pre>

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:Strong Bad Sings missing title.png|thumb|right|220px|Hidden title]]
===Trivia===
*The photos used for the background of the CD/Cassette/8-track cover have "[[Wikipedia:Corbis|corbis.com]]" in the bottom left corner of them. (It's most noticeable on the 8-Tracks: just zoom in.)
*In older versions of the Flash, the phone number at the end was 1-800-BAD-SONG. That was changed because it turned out that was a real number for a Limousine service in the New York area.
*There is another title in the song list that was never shown in the toon. It's called "Keep On Keepin' It On (I Am So Awesome)". A screen capture is shown.
*[[Mike Chapman]] is the voice of Announcer 2.

===Remarks===
*Strong Mad's eyebrows are gray for this cartoon.
*The phone number at the end is 13 digits long. Standard phone numbers in the United States include only 10 digits, however, additional letters are often added in commercials for the value of having the phone number spell a word.

===Inside References===
*The song "Who is the Guy That Wins All the Contests?" is a reference to the song Strong Bad sings to himself in [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*At the beginning, Strong Bad sings, "Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am!" This is a reference to the Strong Bad wallpaper in the Downloads section, which says the same thing.
*This is the first appearance of [[Tooty-two]].

===Real-World References===
*At the end, the commentator says to call 1-800-428-64 tooty-two. This phone number actually belongs to Tank Technologies and Supply in Rogers, MN, assuming tooty-two is 22.

===Fast Forward===
*Many of these songs are remade and featured on the CD [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbsings.html|watch "Strong Bad Sings"]]
*[[HR:sbsings.swf|view the Flash file for "Strong Bad Sings"]]
[[Category:Shorts]]

personal favorites

Sbemail — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:34:09 GMT

Sbemail: added remark

[[Image:gn_robot.png|thumb|"Now spell 'Carp for brains.'"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #69'''

HockeymanJ05 writes in to ask which one of the emails is Strong Bad's favorite, and Strong Bad takes a trip down memory lane.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Grape-Nuts Robot]], {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Gavin}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (seen through a hole in the wall), [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Places Strong Bad Made Up#The Stone Bridge|The Stone Bridge]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}, [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' April 14, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:20

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:'''
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{This echoes and a wicked guitar solo plays while Strong Bad rocks out.}'' Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?

''{Tries to type the key again, eventually hitting Enter and loading the email:}''

<blockquote class="email">Hey Strong Bad, 
 
You have done so many of these 
e-mails which one would you say is 
the best, or your personal favorite. 
 
Thanks, 
HockeymanJ05</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces the name "Hockeyjockeymannooh... whatever".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Hockeyfriend, my emails are like my childrens. I love them all! But if I had to play favorites... Let's see...

''{Cut to the scene of [[invisibility]] where Strong Bad punches Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There's that one where they asked what I'd do if I was invisable ''{pronounces it like that}'', and I got to punch Homestar in the gut.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey guys. Ooh!

''{Homestar Runner is punched in the gut by an unseen force.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Owww! Those things are bad for you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ooh, and that one where my computer exploded.

''{Cut to the scene of [[gimmicks]] with Strong Bad sitting at Tandy 400. It explodes and he is sent flying across the room and through the wall.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then there's that one where Bubs built the Strong Bad Robot out of a box of Grape-Nuts and a Speak & Spell.

''{Cut to Bubs and Strong Bad standing in a field with the Grape-Nuts Robot.}''

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell "Come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister."

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! That sounds just like me! ''{Strong Bad does a number of double-takes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And that time where that girl wrote in and I drank a glass of soy sauce and thought I could fly Bubs' Concession Stand.

''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of Bubs' Concession Stand. He's wearing aviation goggles and is holding a makeshift steering wheel. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man. We're takin' this baby ''TO THE MOOOOOOON''!

''{Strong Bad falls over backward behind the sign and the "D" falls off, onto Bubs' counter. Bubs puts up a sign that says "'D' for SALE".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, and who could forget... TAPE LEG TWO!

''{Cut to Strong Bad stitting at the Tandy 400. There's an e-mail on the screen which says:''

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear strong bad again, 
my brothers continue to tell me that your 
legs are made of tape, are you sure it's not true? 
-Nicolas 
 
a> They still say my legs are made of tape?! WHAT?? I say again, do I look like some kinda tape-leg? I swear on Strong Sad's grave, man, I was never, nor will I ever be, a tape-leg.</blockquote>

''{He sticks his foot in the air and it's covered with tape.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh and how 'bout that one where I left such a good prank call on Marzipan's answering machine that it exploded?

''{Cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine}''

'''STRONG BAD:''': ''{from answering machine}'' PRANK CALL!!

''{Marzipan's Answering Machine squeals and explodes, leaving behind only half of a tape labeled "Lilith Fair '99".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''': ''{voiceover}'' And then there's that really old one that asked what my favorite phrase was.

''{Cut to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]-style Strong Bad at the Tandy 400. An e-mail on the screen reads:}''

<blockquote class="tandy email" style="background-image:none;width:150px;text-align:center">Favorite phrase? -trixie</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in an old-style voice}'' I like-a to say, "Holy crap!"

''{Marshmallow's Last Stand-style Homestar appears.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{in an old-style voice}'' Oh no, it's a Strong Baaaaad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the one where Pom Pom and Coach Z got in that knife fight on the stone bridge.

''{Cut to stone bridge over a river. Coach Z and Pom Pom are facing each other with knives. Coach Z keeps dodging back and forth and Pom Pom deftly twirls his knife.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' Hoo-ah! Woo-ghi! I'm a blade-man, man!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And then the one where The Cheat drank a glass of soy sauce and tried to eat Bubs' Concession Stand.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about and The Cheat is gnawing away at the back corner.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises and growls}''

''{Pan to Strong Bad, atop Bubs' Concession Stand again with his aviation goggles and steering wheel.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold on tight, The Cheat — we're blastin' offa ''TO THE MOOOOOOOON''!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's it, Soccerdude. That's pretty much the cream of the crop. There might be a few other good ones but uh, if you ask me it doesn't get any better than that Grape Nuts robot. ''{not typing}'' Okay, so.. OHHHHHH THAT'S THE END!!

''{Strong Bad's last line echoes, and he begins imitating a guitar, but the rockin' music doesn't come back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, which button was it..?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on the word "other" to see two bonus emails:
**Email One:
''{Strong Bad is sitting at the Tandy 400. There is an email on the screen.}''

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Are you are real wrestle-man? I'm hope that u.r. 
-Pred</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' How about that time when Gavin wouldn't leave me alone?

''{Gavin crawls across the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swatting at Gavin}'' Get outta here, man, I'm checking my email!
:*Email Two:
''{Strong Bad is sitting at the Compy. There is an email on the screen.}''

<blockquote class="email">Sup Strong Bad, 
Do that thing you do that one time. I 
wasn't watching and I missed it. 
Forever young, 
Zebbadee</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' There was that one where the G and U keys were the only ones that weren't broken.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' guUU gu guu uuUUUuu gugug ug ug UG gu gu Gu gu

*You can also click on the words "Grape Nuts robot." Each time you click, you get a different Grape-Nuts Robot quote:
**"Now spell 'Carp for brains.'"
**"Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts."
**"Now spell '[[Double Deuce|Douuuuuuuuble Deuce]].'"
*Also at the end you can hit the "q" key to hear Strong Bad's email intro tune again.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Only the first two emails ([[invisibility]] and [[gimmicks]]) are real. "Tape-leg 2" isn't real, although it refers to [[tape-leg]].

===Trivia===
*The side of the box of [[Wikipedia:Grape-Nuts|Grape-Nuts]] says, "This is a very healthy choice for your breakfast needs. Try it once or more, for best results. Ingredients: cereal, milk, cold cereal, 2% milk, more ceral [sic], more milk, grape nuts, nuggets, nuggets, nuggets, assorted premium ingrediants [sic]." iron 0g, calcium 0g, fiber 0g, oats 0g, wheats 0g, Vit. C 0g, zinc 0g
*Coach Z’s original line during the knife fight with Pom Pom was "I'm a white guy with a knife!" This was changed within a week after the email came out. If you watch him closely, his head still bobs back and forth as if he's still saying his original line.
*The contrast knobs work during "Tape-leg 2" and the "other good ones" Easter egg.
*The Strong Bad and Homestar featured in Trixie's Favorite Phrase email are straight out of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)]].

===Remarks===
*The [http://www.albalagh.net/halal/col3.shtml alcohol content] in [[Wikipedia:Soy sauce|soy sauce]] is generally less than 0.05% by volume.
*It is debatable whether all of the emails featured are really part of the H*R continuity or not, especially with the Grape-Nuts Robot's comeback in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8]].
*The two real emails both pertain to the fall of the Tandy 400 and the introduction of the Compy 386. It's possible that they are two of Strong Bad's favorites due to how much Strong Bad disliked the Tandy 400 in comparison to the Compy 386, as evidenced by his indifference while knocking the Tandy off the desk in [[invisibility]] and his interminable crying at the end of [[virus]].
*The Tape-leg 2 email was "sent" by the same person that wrote the original tape-leg email.
*When Strong Bad says "drank ''a'' glass of soy sauce," there are numerous empty bottles of soy sauce on the ground.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad's Shift/Caps Lock and space bar keys were obviously also working in the email in the egg, not just G and U, not to mention being able to type "strongbad_email.exe" to pull the mail up in the first place.
**However, it is possible that all the keys except G, U, spacebar, and shift/capslock broke ''after'' he pulled up the email.
*When Homestar appears during the "Favorite phrase?" flashback, his legs are (probably intentionally, in keeping with the deliberately low-quality drawing and animation) not visible under the table.
*When Strong Bad shoos Gavin away from the screen, his arm doesn't show up in the reflection on the screen.
*At the end when Strong Bad is headbanging, you can see his chin protrude from the bottom of the Compy.
*Strong Bad omits the hyphen in "Grape-Nuts".

===Glitches===
*When you see the Grape-Nuts Robot Easter egg, press Tab and hit Enter. The other Easter eggs of either the broken g and u keys, or the gavin emails will play. Pressing enter again without moving the mouse or anything will restart the same Easter egg. (This may not always work, it usually works best if you use Tab to highlight the Grape-Nuts Robot on the Compy in the first place.)
*The clickable area for the 'back' button at the end of the email extends much father to the left than usual.

===Inside References===
*"Now spell 'Come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister,'" is a reference to [[sisters]].
*"Now spell 'Douuuble Deuce,'" is a reference to [[the bird]] as well as [[20X6 vs. 1936]].
*Strong Bad pronounces the word "invisible" as "invisable," a reference to [[invisibility]].
*"Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts" is a reference to [[The Luau]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Speak & Spell (game)|Speak & Spell]] was an educational toy sold in the late 1970s.
*Marzipan's answering machine tape says "lilith fair '99." [[Wikipedia:Lilith Fair|Lilith Fair]] was a music festival celebrating feminist musicians, and women in general.
*The soy sauce bottles have writing on them in yellow letters, with "KIKKO" being visible. This is most definitely a bottle of [[Wikipedia:Kikkoman Corporation|Kikkoman]] Soy Sauce.
*One of the Easter egg emails was from "Zebbadee," a character from a French/English children's TV program called [[Wikipedia:The Magic Roundabout|"The Magic Roundabout"]] who was played by [[Wikipedia:Sir Ian McKellen|Sir Ian McKellen]].
*"Forever Young" in Zebadee's Easter egg email is a reference to the 1973 [[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan|Bob Dylan]] song that became a hit for [[Wikipedia:Rod_Stewart|Rod Stewart]] in 1988. Strong Bad also ends "[[dreamail]]" with "forever young."

===Fast-Forward===
*In [[labor day]] Strong Bad claims his favorite email is [[the basics]].

== DVD Version ==
*The method for accessing the two bonus emails has been split. Click on the Strong Bad icon on the top left for the Gavin email, and bottom-left for the broken keyboard email.
*All three Grape-Nuts robot quotes have been incorporated into the same clip.
*The guitar riff Easter egg is still there, accessible by clicking a Strong Bad Icon on the right side of the screen.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Oh, look at this. Listen to these chops!

'''MATT:''' Yeah, Mike did this. Lixx! Those are—

'''MIKE:''' Hot lixx!

'''MATT:''' L-I-X-X.

'''MIKE:''' I used to have this poster in my room of this red guitar and it said "HOT LIXX" and they were, like, smoking the guitar strings?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think you're right.

'''MIKE:''' I think I got it for my 14th birthday, maybe?

'''MATT:''' Did Mom buy you a "HOT LIXX" poster? Or did you just go—

'''MIKE:''' No no no, I think I got it for my birthday, for my 14th birthda— whatever birthday I had in 8th grade, so probably my 14th birthday.

'''MATT:''' Like, from Mom?

'''MIKE:''' I think so.

'''MATT:''' That's amazing.

'''MIKE:''' That's a loving mother right there.

'''MATT:''' I know! Hot lixx.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah—

'''MATT:''' That's great.

'''MIKE:''' I also got some, um, some leather gloves with the fingers cut off. Like, weight-lifting gloves.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, that's right.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Oh wait, that was one of my favorite parts of anything on our website, when Homestar Runner says, "Hey guys!" ''{starts cracking up}'' talking to floating boxes of Swiss Cake Rolls.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' I really want to make that robot.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we should. I bet Slocum could do that, Paul Slocum, the guy that's making the Atari 2600 Homestar Runner game. I bet he could—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, he could—

'''MATT:''' —figure that out.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Drank some Kikkoman, that looks like.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. That really looks like that Kikkoman model.

'''MIKE:''' Regular Sodium. Or ''low'' Sodium.

'''MATT:''' Hey, Kikkoman, everybody says you're The Guy! Get it?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Stink— yeah.

'''MATT:''' Sounds like... the tape here, is really good, the tape floating down... watch this. Ah. Lillith Fair '99. Uh, this is, of course, a homage to when we... sucked—

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' —at animation, and funny. The—

'''MIKE:''' Matt, do we not do that anymore?

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' We don't?

'''MATT:''' Uh, the Stone Bridge is uh, there is a Stone Bridge near here.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. We need to go film the Puppet Stuff there.

'''MATT:''' —some live action stuff. I like that, The Cheat gnawing on something. We should use that again.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' People, uh, would all the time email us, and probably still do, asking about how come they can't find those emails.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Well, it's because, we start, you know, making stuff—

''{Mike and Matt talk at the same time, resulting in an unintelligible sound}''

'''MIKE:''' People that aren't the smartest, you know... don't get the joke.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Joke it out.

=== Fun Facts===
*Matt mentions the [[Homestar Runner RPG]], in development for the [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]].
*The line "Hey, Kikkoman, everybody says you're the guy!" is a reference to [[1-Up|1-Up's]] line from [[japanese cartoon]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail69.html|watch "personal favorites"]]
*[[HR:sbemail69.swf|view the Flash file for "personal favorites"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

cheatday

Sbemail — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:33:42 GMT

Sbemail: got rid of double link

[[Image:sbemail107.PNG|thumb|The Cheat's Fake ID]]

'''Strong Bad Email #107'''

Someone asks what Strong Bad does on the Cheat's Birthday: 'The Cheatday'.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Field]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' July 5, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 2:32

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. ''{hits Enter; the e-mail appears}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="short email">Dear Strong Bad, 
what did you do for the Cheat's 
birthday party</blockquote>

''{he sees there is no signature}''

Aw, man! Another one of those "no-name brand" e-mails. Ah, let's see. Who are you from? You're from... ''{typing signature}'' Mike ''{pause}'' Control.

''{rapping}''

Here comes Mike, he's on the Mike... Control.
Chiggity here comes Mike, he's on the Mike... Control.
Miggity here comes Mike, he's on the Mike... Control.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, that's a good rhyme! We should cut a demo!

'''BUBS:''' ''{enters}'' I could be your manager. I'll make millions!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll do no such thing! I don't need you fools. Now get outta here and let me answer Mike Controller's question.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{leaving}'' Yeah, we'll be better off without 'im.

'''BUBS:''' ''{leaving}'' I can play keytar!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, where were we? Oh yeah, Cheatday. ''{begins typing his response}'' So, nobody knows exactly when The Cheat's Cheatday is, so we celebrate it on the only day we know for sure it isn't. And that's the date of birth on his fake I.D.

''{A fake identification card appears, titled "SCANDINAVIAN FAKE I.D.," giving a name of Ilko Skevüld, date of birth of 4/18/1961, height of 6'9", weight of 293, and a type of "Miner." A profile view of a man whose hair vaguely resembles The Cheat with a swirly chin, an underbite and The Cheat-type eyes is featured. The card is signed with Ilko's name.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing}'' Which says he's a 43-year-old Scandinavian miner named Ilko Skevüld. The festivities usually begin when ''{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on couch; voiceover continues}'' The Cheat wakes me up around the crack of noon, and I'll sing him the Date of Birth song.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad and sings "rise and shine" in The Cheat sounds}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Super...Super Contra...

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad again and sings "rise and shine" once more}''

''{Strong Bad grunts and sits up. A bag of potate chips sits atop his head. The Cheat grins and bats his eyes several times.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Right, right. ''{He clears his throat.}''

''{singing}''

Sweet, sweet The Cheat,
Today is the day on your fake I.D.

''{Bubs appears from behind the couch, playing a keytar.}''

Now, get upstairs—unh!
And fix me some breakfast.

''(Bubs breaks off into a solo. Strong Bad and The Cheat lean in angrily.)''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, that's a good jam! We should cut a—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta here, kid!

''{Bubs hides behind the couch. Strong Bad affectionately pats The Cheat on the head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' After breakfast, in honor of Ilko's heritage, we'll usually play some mining games...

''{Cut to a scene in a field. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, all with helmets equipped with flashlights, stand around a pile of charcoal briquettes. Strong Bad holds a shovel, and The Cheat a pickaxe.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing voiceover}'' ...like... Mining... and... Coal?

''{The Cheat half-heartedly plunks his pickaxe into the ground.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WIN!

''{We return to Strong Bad typing his response.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then as a special treat, I let The Cheat answer some emails.

''{Strong Bad gets up, and The Cheat takes his place. The Cheat "reads" each e-mail, and his response, with a few syllables each in his squeaky, incomprehensible voice.}''

'''THE CHEAT:'''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">i want to know whos beter you or 
the cheat or strong mad? 
 
your friend 
ryan az</blockquote>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">hey, sb! 
what's up? i was just wondering 
what you're mom and dad look like. 
 
please answer, 
bridget thornton, co</blockquote>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease 
 
p.s. pay out strong sad</blockquote>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh C.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apparently recovering from laughing}'' O-ho, man! "I'll gnaw your face off"! ''{The Cheat grins}'' Every year it gets funnier! Ohhh! ''{He regains his composure.}'' Happy The Cheat day, Ilko! May you never get the black lung.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on the nameless e-mail to bring up a box of No-Name Brand E-mails.
* Click on The Cheat at the end to bring up Ilko's head moving from left to right, with his mouth opening and shutting, along with the rhythm of a train bell sound.
* Click on the floppy disks on the left to bring up a demo tape:

:Coach Z & Bubs's Demo Tape
:"the two-o duo"

:''{singing}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Well we're good friends.
:'''BUBS:''' But don't you steal my napkins.
:'''COACH Z:''' I got fresh jams.
:'''BUBS:''' But I get all the royalties.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking}'' I never agreed to that.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The name "Mike Control" is apparently a reference to the notion of a "microphone controller," one possible expansion of the abbreviation MC (as in MC Hammer).

===Remarks===
*The [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] refers to The Cheat's Cheatday party as his "birthday party."
*Strong Bad said nobody knows when The Cheat's Cheatday is, though almost every character witnessed the event in [[flashback]]. (Assuming that The Cheat was "born" from the egg. Technically, we don't know ''how'' he got inside it.)
*Also, it is possible that none of the townspeople remember the day The Cheat came out of the egg.
*It could also be that Strong Bad made up the events of flashback, as suggested in those email's remarks.
*It's possible that Ilko being a "miner" is a play on the purpose of the fake ID (an attempt to persuade people that The Cheat ''isn't'' a [[wikipedia:Minor (law)|minor]]).
*You can click on the Ilko Easter egg after you've clicked on the floppy disk Easter egg to give the demo tape some funny background music.

===Inside References===
*The "[[Potate]]" bag is from [[morning routine]].
*This is another instance of Strong Bad's [[Couch Mumbling|couch mumbling]].

===Real-World References===
*The game [[Strong Bad]] says in his sleep is [[Wikipedia:Super Contra|''Super Contra'']], a notoriously difficult sidescrolling shooter arcade game. It was released on the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] under the title ''Super C''.
*[[Wikipedia:Pneumoconiosis#Black lung disease|Black lung disease]] is a lung condition caused by the inhalation of coal dust.
*The ringing Ilko head may be a reference to Mr. Machine, a popular toy made by Ideal Toy Corp. in 1960. Mr. Machine was a wind up 'man' who would walk, open, and close his mouth while a bell rung in his stomach.
*The [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] ('''Key'''board + Gui'''tar''') is the name given to the musical keyboard synthesizer that is fashioned into the shape of a guitar. Also known as a Gui-Board ('''Gui'''tar+key'''board''').

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])

'''MIKE:''' Hey, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' It's just the two of us doing the commentary on this email here.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' Matt's on the phone.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I think he's in the bathroom.

'''MIKE:''' Ohhhh. So, uh, what the— have you seen this email?

'''MARZIPAN:''' No, I try not to watch the emails.

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I get upset by them.

'''MIKE:''' Why?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Because...I don't know. They make me sad.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Sometimes.

'''MIKE:''' Sometimes.

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's this one about, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' It's about The Cheat's birthday.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really? What day is his birthday?

'''MIKE:''' Well, you'll find out if you watch. Here, he tells you right here.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Do they have a party?

'''MIKE:''' Listen. Nobody knows when it is.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I once had a boyfriend who had a hairdo like that.

'''MIKE:''' Really? Was his name Ilko?

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was.

'''MIKE:''' Wow. You dated Ilko Skevüld?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I did. But don't tell anybody that's how we got the I.D.

'''MIKE:''' Ohhhhhh. Wow.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Interesting. You helped The Cheat get a fake I.D.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Cool.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Sweet, sweet, The Cheat. ''{stops singing}'' I actually wrote that song.

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah. ''{sings}'' Breakfast.

'''MIKE:''' Good job ''{laughs}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Thanks!

'''MIKE:''' Whatchu been up to today?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I've been out, um, riding. Riding my mule.

'''MIKE:''' You have a mule?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I do. I believe that they are very underappreciated. I like their ears a lot.

'''MIKE:''' Really? What's your mule's name?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Buttercup.

'''MIKE:''' "Buttercup The Mule", eh?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes.

'''MIKE:''' Wow. I didn't realize mules were good for riding. You do any tricks on it or anything?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I can do, um, a "standing on the back" trick.

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes.

'''MIKE:''' Wow.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It's pretty hard. I have to do it on one leg.

'''MIKE:''' You have a leg?

'''MARZIPAN:''' I have one.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Look at The Cheat's gold tooth.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Where did he get that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know. Maybe you should email Strong Bad and ask him.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail107.html|watch "cheatday"]]
*[[HR:sbemail107.swf|view the Flash file for "cheatday"]]
*[[Forum:243|forum thread re: "cheatday"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

spring cleaning

Sbemail — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:30:10 GMT

Sbemail: this is what he types

[[Image:sbemail20.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's on a roll!]]

'''Strong Bad Email #20'''

Strong Bad does some spring cleaning by deleting several emails.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' April 1, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:25

'''Page Title:''' Mandy 400!!

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!

<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems 
like a nice guy to me. 
Caitlyn</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what a good question! Let me think about how I should answer that...

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#0C0;color:#000;text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha ha ha, that felt great. What's next?

<blockquote class="short tandy email">Do you have a secret crush with marzipan? 
steve 
sterling, VA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad prounounces VA as "Vah"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, this question is definitely worth my time and consideration.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#0C0;color:#000;text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh ho ho, this is getting good!

<blockquote class="short tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
How do you type with boxing gloves on? 
Mike, 
Bend Oregon</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's a new one. No way do I get this freaking question all the time. I suppose I'll probably answer it right now.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#0C0;color:#000;text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughing}'' Oh, who's next man?

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? 
Where did the word crap come from? 
 
Crapfully crapfully, 
Chad</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap—

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#0C0;color:#000;text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm on a roll!

<blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad, 
Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. 
Come on, you can do better than that! This is like 
the highlight of my week. 
Surprised at your lack of humor, 
Sue</blockquote>

''{Instead of saying "Sue", he says and types "DELETED!".}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#0C0;color:#000;text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaah! I feel so cleansed. So fresh and so clean, clean. Okay, so until next time, ain't nobody dope as me.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==
{{checkstuffpage}}
===Explanations===
*Sue, who notes that last week's email was "pathetic," was referring to [[tape-leg]].

===Trivia===
*This is the first email where the screen flashes [[DELETED|DELETED!!]] when Strong Bad deletes something.
*This is the first appearance of a "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]]" email.
*This is the last email where The Paper reads simply, "Click here to e-mail strong bad."
*This is the first email where Strong Bad checks multiple emails.
*This email was released on [[Wikipedia:April Fool's Day|April Fool's Day]].

===Remarks===
*The page title reads "Mandy 400!!" instead of "Tandy 400!!!" in this email.

===Real-World References===
*The last few lines are from a song by [[Wikipedia:OutKast|OutKast]] called, "So Fresh, So Clean"; that's why Strong Bad said "clean" twice. The song's chorus goes ''Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh and clean (so fresh and so clean, clean).'' The song is featured on the albums [[Wikipedia:Stankonia|"Stankonia"]] and [[Wikipedia:Big Boi And Dre Present...OutKast|"Big Boi and Dre Present...OutKast."]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail20.html|watch "spring cleaning"]]
*[[HR:sbemail20.swf|view the Flash file for "spring cleaning"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]

bedtime story

Sbemail — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:11:14 GMT

Sbemail: shouldn't the link be in the first place it was said?

[[Image:Sbemail137.PNG|thumb|BRAN MUFFIN!]]
'''Strong Bad Email #137'''

Strong Bad explains how he helps The Cheat go to bed at night.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[The Denzel]], [[Moses Malone]], [[Maggot Man]], {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The King of Town's Grill]], [[Places Strong Bad Made Up#Moses MaloneLand|Moses MaloneLand]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' October 24, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:43

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. ''{high pitched}'' Checkin' my email! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Bed-time Stories</div>
Hello Strong Bad, 
I can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering, 
you know, if you would tell me a bedtime story. 
Good Night. 
- Justin Wagley 
Keller, TX</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "latley" as written and "Keller, TX" as "Killer taxes." He also puts special emphasis on "you know" and "Good Night."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Justin Wagley, ''{shakes head quickly}'' huh? Well, this just in, Wagley ''{shakes head again}'': I'm not your freakin' babysitter! Or your Dad. Or your dadbysitter. ''{clears screen}'' But I am The Cheat's dadbysitter and he's been having some serious problems falling asleep latley ''{pronounced as before}'' too, ever since he watched that shock-you-mentary about gingivitis.

''{Cut to The Cheat, Strong Bad's basement, with the lights off. The TV is playing, and The Cheat looks scared.}''

'''MAN ON TELEVISION:''' In the final stages, the gums took on the appearance and taste of chocolate pudding.

''{The Cheat gives a scared whine/whimper and turns pale. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' We've had to cook up such an elaborate go-to-sleep scheme for The Cheat that I believe it's officially reached rigamarole status. Anyways, it all begins by making sure The Cheat has his security, um, item. A grodalated old sponge—

''{Cut to an image of a green sponge with a badly-drawn face, covered in bandages.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —covered in Band-Aids which he affectionately refers to as "The Denzel."

''{The words "The Denzel" appear in quotes at the bottom of the screen. Cut back to the Lappy; Strong Bad continues to type.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Next, we have to prepare The Cheat's favorite bedtime snack. A tall glass of a little concoction he calls [[SUUDSU]].

''{Cut to a blue screen with "oh my, SUUDSU" written in the background. A glass of milk appears with a chime.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Skim milk,—

''{A pile of gummi bears appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —gummi bears,—

''{The gummi bears are placed in the milk and a circle reading "Pure Genius!" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —pure genius!

''{Cut to The King of Town's grill, without the lid. The Cheat is lying on it, carrying The Denzel and holding a glass of Suudsu.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, once he's safely cuddled up with The Denzel and his glass of Suudsu,—

''{Strong Bad walks up onscreen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —it's time to begin the bedtime story proper.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{onscreen}'' Okay, The Cheat, are you ready for tonight's installment of...

''{A thought bubble appears from The Cheat, taking over the entire screen. In [[Powered by The Cheat]] style, the words "The Ch8t's Cheatventures in Moses MaloneLand" appear as spoken.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat, voiceover}'' The Cheat's Cheatventures in Moses MaloneLand! When we last left our heroes—

''{A picture of The Cheat and a pair of dark-skinned legs with long socks and red shoes appears. They're standing behind a podium, with Mt. Rushmore to the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —they had just won a debate against the minds of Mount Rushmore ''{said with the accent placed on "Mount"}'' and re-celebrating—

''{A new picture appears, with The Cheat sporting an unusual hairdo and Moses Malone's legs standing near a crude rack of items and "le new style" written in the background}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —by shopping for some new wri— wristbands.

''{The Cheat turns toward the rack and points at one of the items.}''

'''MOSES MALONE:''' ''{only his legs are seen; the sock on the left moves up and down as he speaks}'' Dang, The Cheat, you ''would'' look good with a pair of monster truck tires!

''{A pair of monster truck tires suddenly appear on The Cheat.}''

'''MOSES MALONE:''' Now we're talkin'! Uh-oh! Maggot Man!

''{Cut to a sunset view. A silhouette appears over the horizon; when it reaches the foreground, it is revealed to have a pink body, a pair of pincers in place of a head, seemingly invertebrate arms, and no hands.}''

'''MAGGOT MAN:''' ''{flailing his floppy arm}'' Hey, guys! Can I come over and play video games?

''{Shift back to Moses and The Cheat, who is holding a knife.}''

'''MOSES MALONE:''' No. 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{emphatic negative The Cheat noise}''

''{The camera moves back, showing that Maggot Man is only a few inches tall compared to Moses, and that they're standing on a football field. Moses kicks Maggot Man away, towards the top of the screen. There is a small upside-down mushroom cloud where Maggot Man disappears from the screen. Cut to Moses and The Cheat in a trophy room with a banner that reads "HALL OF FAME."}''

'''MOSES MALONE:''' Nice work, little man. What do you say you and I go play some video games?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat's right arm becomes humanoid and gives Moses a thumbs-up.}''

'''MOSES MALONE:''' All right.

'''MOSES MALONE:''' I got first game! 
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{The Cheat noises that roughly match what Moses is saying}''

''{The Cheat laughs, with his arm temporarily detaching from his body. Cut to a picture of a digital wristwatch flashing a line art depiction of The Cheat in red LEDs. Above it is the banner "TIME NEXT".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Powered by The Cheat, voiceover}'' Next time on The Cheat's Cheatventures in Moses MaloneLand...

''{Cut to a room with a banner reading "ALL OF GAME," with The Cheat and Moses holding Nintendo controllers. Moses's hands are in view; he has a large gold ring on his right hand.}''

'''MOSES MALONE:''' ''The Adventures of Lolo''? You better s-s-save ''{pronounced like "have"}'' saved the receipt!

''{Cut to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' After I get sick of making up crap about The Cheat and Moses Malone, Strong Mad and I belt out his favorite lullaby.

''{Cut to the grill, where Strong Mad is revving up a chainsaw.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{attempting to yell over the chainsaw}'' BRAN MUFFINS! WHERE ARE YOU STUPID BRAN MUFFINS?! TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!

''{The Cheat sighs happily, closes his eyes, and smiles. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And when ''that'' doesn't work, we call upon our good friend, 2 or 3 roach foggers.
[[Image:Roach killa.png|thumb|150px|[[Gavin]] Safe!]]

''{Cut back to the grill once more. Two cans of "[[Roach Killa!|ROACH KILLA!]] (GAVIN SAFE!)" are now on the grill with The Cheat, and Strong Bad is holding a third.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sleep tight, sweet prince!

''{He tosses the third can onto the grill, slams the lid on it, and then takes cover. A small explosion is seen from inside the grill. Then, The Cheat sighs again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looking over his shoulder}'' How're his vitals?

''{Pan over to Strong Mad in scrubs and surgical mask, with a heart monitor. After an interval of straight line, it blips once.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' WE'VE GOT A PULSE!

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So if we're lucky, The Cheat wakes up alive the next morning and fixes us all a big pitcher of suudsu. No foolin', man. That stuff is G-E-W-D, gewd. Hopefully you were able to at least cop a wicked contact buzz off of The Cheat's bedtime story, Wagley. Or off the fumes from those bug bombs. Either way, ''{the screen dims}'' you should be losing consciousness ''{the sound slows and descends in pitch like recorded tape being slowed to a halt}'' any second now.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "rigamarole" to see the Certificate of Rigamarolarity.
[[Image:Sb rigamarolarity certificate.PNG|thumb|CERTIFICATE OF RIGAMAROLARITY]]
<div style="border:1px solid #ccc27d;background:#dddaa4;text-align:center;color:black;width: 40em">
CERTIFICATE OF RIGAMAROLARITY

This paper right here seriously signifies that 
  getting the Cheat to freaking go to sleep   
has hereby achieved RIGAMAROLE STATUS 
Let it be known from the valleys 
to the hills. 
Or maybe the dells.

G.L. Rigamarole 
<div style="text-align:right; margin:0em 2em;font-size:75%">Good Lord Rigamarole</div>
</div>
*Click on "Suudsu" at the end to see a "real-life" Glass of Suudsu.
*Click on "bedtime story" to see more of The Cheat and Moses Malone playing video games.
:'''MOSES MALONE:''' ''Bayou Billy''? I hope you saved the receipt!

== Fun Facts ==
{{checkstuffpage}}

=== Explanations ===

*[[Wikipedia:Gingivitis|Gingivitis]] is the inflammation of the gums due to improper cleaning of the teeth.
*''Rigamarole'' (a variant of ''[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/rigmarole rigmarole]'') is "a complex and ritualistic procedure which may be perceived as petty."
*"Grodalated" is a made-up word that presumably means "has become or been made [http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19960524 grody]".

===Remarks===
*Moses Malone's body does not appear above the "HALL OF FAME" banner or the "ALL OF GAME" banner.
*The first time Moses Malone appears, his socks have one blue and red stripe each. Every time later, his left sock has a red stripe and his right sock has a blue stripe.

===Goofs===
*The word consciousness on the screen before the fadeout is misspelled as "conciousness."

===Inside References===
*The Cheat is also referred to as "The Ch8t" during the email [[mile]].
*The whole "MosesMaloneLand" part (including the voices) is all done in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style.


=== Real-World References ===
*The controllers that The Cheat and Moses Malone were playing with are similar to the original and most recognizable controllers that were available for [[Wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]]'s [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Nintendo Entertainment System]].
**''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Lolo|Adventures of Lolo]]'' was a puzzle game for the NES in which the player had to make their way through ten floors to save the country of Eden.
**''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Bayou Billy|The Adventures of Bayou Billy]]'' was a multi-genre action adventure game for the NES featuring a beat-'em-up style of gameplay and first person shooter sections. It was notorious for poor controls and extreme difficulty.
*[[Wikipedia:Moses_Malone|Moses Malone]] is a former basketball player who played in both the [[Wikipedia:National Basketball Association|NBA]] and the [[Wikipedia:American Basketball Association|ABA]]. He was named one of the NBA's 50 greatest players in 1997, and was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2001.
*"Sleep tight, sweet prince" is a reference to [[Wikipedia:William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Hamlet|Hamlet]]'', Act 5, Scene 2, where Horatio says "Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest" to the dying Hamlet.
*[[Wikipedia:Gummy_bear|Gummi bears]] (also known as Gold-Bears in some parts of Europe) are small, soft, bear shaped confections originally developed by [[Wikipedia:Haribo|Haribo]].
*The lullaby played on the chainsaw by Strong Mad is similar to the [[Wikipedia:Jackyl|Jackyl]] song "The Lumberjack", which features a chainsaw solo played by the band's lead singer Jesse Dupree.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail137.html|watch "bedtime story"]]
*[[HR:sbemail137.swf|view the Flash file for "bedtime story"]]
*[[Forum:5636|forum thread re: "bedtime story"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]

User:Sbemail/sig

Sbemail — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 06:47:23 GMT

Sbemail: fixing contribs link

[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]]([[User_talk:Sbemail|Talk]],[[Special:Contributions/Sbemail|Contribs.]])

User:Sbemail

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 07:52:26 GMT

Sbemail: added favorite and links

<div style="background:black;color:cyan;padding:0px">
==Intro==
[[Image:ATC_Strong_Bad.PNG|thumb|Oh, I am so awesome!!]]
Hello,

This is mainly about why I am a member, and some other stuff about me.

The first thing you should know, is that I am new to this website(but not to homestar!) and do not know all that I should...I can't think of an example because some people (thanks again) already told me how to link and put on images.

The next thing that might(probably not!) help to know, is that I became a member here on 10/21/05.

One last thing that I want to tell you, is that I have seen practically all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html toons and shorts]on [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestar]...I have seen all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad emails](thats partly why I have this name!!)...and that I definately ''haven't'' remembered everything about them!!

== How I found this website/why I wanted to become a member ==
Basically, I was looking up the song [[Experimental_Film| lyrics]] to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film], I found this website during my search. I found those, then saw that this site had tons of stuff about homestar...so now I come here every time I have a homestar question.

I wanted to become a member because I know a lot about homestar, and wanted to contribute my knowedge to those who have questions. It's as simple as that.

== Favorites ==
These are some of my favorite homestar things. My favorite...[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|thumb|My favorite character.]]

*Strong Bad email is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail33.html Gimmicks].
*Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon].
*Short is Experimental Film (link is above).
*Game is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Peasent's Quest].
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Issue 8].
*Holiday Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homestarloween.html Homestarloween Party].
*Main Page is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html Main Page 22].
*[[Powered by The Cheat]] toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail87.html mile].

I will fill in the blank ones (if there are any) after I figure out what they are!

== Other than H*R... ==
[[Image:sicklysam.png|thumb|Example of a mindless zombie.]]
Other than H*R, I do other things(its not like I'm a mindless zombie who sits on the computer
all day!). These things include:

*All kinds of sports
*[http://www.runescape.com Runescape]
*Eating
*Sleeping
*Just about all the normal stuff a 13-year-old does!

==Contributions I am proud of <strike>(very pathetic, not a lot!)</strike>==
These are all the Contributions I am proud of (duh!)—

*Brought into attention that ''latley'' (from the Strong Bad email [[bedtime story]]) is a limousine company in Switzerland. Proof can be seen [[Talk:bedtime story|here]] (under the title "Have You Driven a Ford Latley?" Number 5 on the table of contents).

== Conclusion ==
In conclusion, send me any messages you have to my talk center(or whatever it's called!)

Oh, if you like this page, please tell me. 

One more thing, do you like the font color? I like it, but it can always be changed.
let me know if you like it or not. If you don't, do you have any suggestions? Thanks.

{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:20, 27 October 2005 (UTC) 
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|Cya later!!!]]

<blockquote class="compy email"><div>subject:RE:Go away</div>Dear Person who is reading this, i regret to inform you, that your body, you, has recently read this letter. i would also like to add, that in no way, are you staying here any longer. 
[[Special:Random| Go away]]...anywhere!! 
Sbemail

Game Sightings

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:28:18 GMT

Sbemail: fixing spelling

=== ''Age of Empires III'' ===
When you enter the cheat code 'sooo good' in single player, each unit that is killed will display a Teen-Girl-Squad-like death. MUSKETEER'ED! and JANNISSARY'ED! are some examples.

=== ''Counter-Strike'' ===
Counter-Strike servers with AdminMod installed occasionally display messages "(username) was burninated by Trogdor, er by (username)" and "Headshot! For good, and for AWESOME!"

=== ''Custom Robo'' ===
A little way through the game there is a quiz on basic game knowledge. One of the (wrong) answers to a multiple-choice question is "Parts Burninator".

===''Amazing Island''===
On page 9/10 of the manual, there are instructions on creating a new character. Whoever took the picture had named his character Homestar.

===''Everbound''===
This homemade parody of Everquest, found at Albinoblacksheep.com, allows one of the characters to summon Trogdor the Burninator.

===''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic''===
One of the default name choices at the beginning is "Homsar Star". You may need to click on the button again many times to come to this name.
"Kerrek" will show up as well.

===''Derby Owner's Club''===
One of the default sires' name is "Homestar Runner."

=== ''Cyborg Livestock Outer Space'' ===
If you defeat the alien mothership from Shockwave's [http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/cyborglivestock Cyborg Livestock from Outer Space], the end text says that the ship "asplode," just as your head does in the game [[StrongBadZone]].

=== ''World of Warcraft'' ===
Homestarrunner.com appears in the "Additional Thanks" section of the credits. [http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1446/creditsref3rc.jpg Screenshot]

=== ''X-Men Legends'' ===
"Strong Bad and Friends" are thanked in the "Special Thanks" section of the End Credits.

=== ''Kings of Chaos'' ===
When your army wins a battle, one of the phrases is "You burninated the enemy!" Likewise, when your army is beaten, one of the phrases is "The enemy burninated your army!"
[http://www.kingsofchaos.com Kings of Chaos]
===''The Sims: Makin' Magic''===
[[Image:StinkSmasher 20X6.png|thumb|<tt>Room: 1 Obscure Reference: 8</tt>]]
One of the appliances is called "StinkSmasher [[20X6]]."

===''Urbz: Sims in the City''===
One of the Xizzles you can get is called "All up ons," which is a reference to [[suntan]].

=== ''Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls'' ===
A man in Hellfire Chasm says "This is private property. Trespassers will be burninated."

In Whisperwind Cove one of the items you obtain in one of the floors from a dwarf is called 'Witches Brew"

(Both these areas were exclusively for the GBA version of the games, and were not on the original copies for the NES.)

=== ''The Kingdom of Loathing'' ===
On [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/ The Kingdom of Loathing], when you smash the hippy stone at the campground you will go to player vs player combat. One of the ways to attack a player is to "BURNINATE".

In The Barrel Full Of Barrels, one of the events is entitled "Your Barrel A Splode".

In The Hidden Temple, one of the events is entitled "Arrowed!".

In the Strange Leaflet, an area based off of old text-based RPGs, you can enter in "Dennis" to hear that "You cannot go DENNIS from here."

In the chat function, the chat command '/baleet username' carries out the same affect as '/ignore username'.

The game contains an item, [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Marzipan_skull Marzipan skull], which contains a reference to Marzipan. The description says, "You were afraid this thing came out of a girl who looks like a broomstick with a wig and a skirt, but really it's just compressed sugar and almond extract."

The game also contains a [http://www.thekolwiki.net/wiki/Mr._Balloon Mr. Balloon] item, of which the description refers to the high voice crew from [[helium]].

=== ''Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas'' ===
Driving around Las Venturas, one can find a [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs2.gif "Bub's Hardware."] The sign also seems to say something about "Cheats." A map is included [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs.gif here.]

=== ''Adventure Quest'' ===
In the free flash RPG [http://www.battleon.com Adventure quest], occasionally when a guardian summons the guardian dragon, the dragon will say: "BURNINATE!!! (Please don't sue us)"

=== ''Tony Hawk's Underground'' ===
In the Moscow level, if you jump into a certain chimney, you die and the screen gives you a message. One of the messages is "BURNINATED!".

In the Vancouver level, when you drive the limo, the license plate on the back of it says "LimoZeen".

=== ''Neverwinter Nights'' ===
New NWN patches have demo modules that illustrate creatures that have been added in those patches. These modules, created by Jay Watamaniuk, tend to be a bit silly in tone. The demo module included in v1.64, [http://nwn.bioware.com/downloads/module_demo_landsea-puma.html Land Sea-Puma], has a signpost with following directions:
: North - Certain Dhoom
: East - Most Likely Dhoom
: West - Fair to Excellent Conditions for Dhoom
: Dennis - Ye Will Find Nothing of Yon Interest Here Aye

=== ''Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde'' ===
In the credits of this game, it says "Additional Thanks To: Strong Bad."

=== ''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel'' ===
Listed in the credits, listed under "SPECIAL THANKS," is "SB/HSR."

=== ''Guild Wars'' ===
As an Elementalist (a mage), one can acquire spells called "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=195 Mark of Rodgort]" and "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=201 Rodgort's Invocation]." Both spells cause a condition in which the target catches on fire. Rodgort spelled backwards is Trogdor.

In the latest update, one can go on a quest to bring an evil Stone Summit dwarf a [[Cold One]], which you create by adding ice to a Warm One.

As a Halloween treat, people in Guild Wars can now get [[Witches' Brew]].

=== ''Ben Jordan: Paranormal Investigator'' ===
In the [http://www.grundislavgames.com/bj/ third game] in the series, when looking at a hut it is described as "A small thatched-roof cottage, suitable for burnination."

=== ''Earth Bound:Quest for finality'' ===
When you're the girl character, you can summon Trogdor. When you do, the Trogdor theme song will come on.

=== ''Total Overdose'' ===
If you manage to set an enemy on fire, you will be awarded with a burnination combo.

=== ''Pico's Cousin''===
When you beat the game, at the 'bonus features' section, click 'Useless info', listed there is 'Homestarruner.com rules.

=== ''Track Master''===
In [http://www.flashplayer.com/games/trackmaster.html this] flash game, whenever you lose with a good score roughly around 10,000 the words "Good Jorb" appear on the screen.
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[[Category: Sightings]]

Strong Bad Main Page

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:17:28 GMT

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[[Image:sbmain.PNG|220px|thumb|TV, Atari, and Frampton. Yes.]]

To find the '''Strong Bad's Room''' main page, go to [[Homestar Talker]] and make [[Homestar Runner]] say "[[Pom Pom|Pom-Pom]] and Strong Bad are totally going out". Then you will get to Strong Bad Talker. Now make him say "But Homestar can win the stupid competition" and you will get to this main page.

'''Page Title:''' "Homestar Talker"

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, A Cockroach

'''Place:''' [[Strong Bad's Room]]

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — "Oh, man, I hate this guy!" A dart will be thrown at a picture of [[Homestar Runner]]. You can add up to 5 darts by scrolling over the button again.
*'''Games''' — The game "[[Nighttime Driving Type Game|Night Driver]]" will play on the TV. "Oh, I love this game. I got a high score man, fifty thousand. Try and beat that!"
*'''Characters''' — A black light comes on and a clip from "Do You Feel Like We Do?" plays, while Strong Bad gushes, "Oh, check it out, this guy's guitar is totally talking!"
*'''Downloads''' — The stereo plays "[[Poot Slap]]".
*'''Store''' — "Help yourself to those chips, man. I mean, they've been there since like The Cheat's birthday party but..." A cockroach, possibly [[Gavin]], crawls out of the chip bag.
*'''E-mail''' — The unicorn poster peels back to reveal a poster of Farrah Fawcett. "Why hello there, Buda Sita, you looking good tonight."

== Fun Facts ==

*The [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] is from the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] games. If you take his challenge and beat his score of fifty thousand on it you'll earn a secret video that refers to this main page.
*"Do You Feel Like We Do?" is a 14-minute song from the classic album [[Wikipedia:Frampton_Comes_Alive!|''Frampton Comes Alive!'']] featuring a [[Wikipedia:Talk box|talk box.]] [[Everybody to the Limit (Live)]] also bears some similarity to the song.
*The Quotes, Weekly Fanstuff, and Sketchbook boxes appear slightly off-center, due to the black space on either side of the menu.
*When you mouse over the '''Toons''', '''Games''', and '''Characters''' buttons, Strong Bad's voice is the old voice. However, if you do that to the '''Store''' and '''Email''' button, he has his modern voice.
*If you roll over the '''Store''' button, then wait about 10 seconds, you return to the Homestar Talker. This is stopped if you roll over any of the other buttons, except for '''Downloads'''.

== External Links ==
*Play [[HR:talky2.html|Homestar Talker]] (and follow the instructions above)
*Play [[HR:talky2.swf|Homestar Talker (Flash file)]]

{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

King of Town Main Page

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:17:10 GMT

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[[Image:kingmain.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Nobody! Nobody!]]

To find the '''King of Town Main Page''' go to [[The King of Town DVD]] and click on the coat of arms. The shield will swing back and you can click on the brick that's behind it. This brings you to the The King of Town main page. There are only four buttons, and they are labeled singular, unlike the typical plural labels.

'''Page Title:''' "kingoftown.com!!"

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The Sheep-Eating Dragon]], [[Atari Dragon]], [[The S is for Sucks]], {{Film|The Hornblower}}

==Button Effects==
*'''Toon''' — Brings you back to the DVD menu. Mouse-over effect: The Sheep-Eating Dragon appears behind the mountains.
*'''Game''' — The game is [[Revenge of the King]]. Mouse-over effect: The [[Atari Dragon]] appears behind the mountains.
*'''Download''' — Brings up a [[404'd]] page. Mouse-over effect: [[The S is for Sucks]] version of [[Trogdor]] appears behind the mountains.
*'''E-mail''' — Goes to the toon [[King of Town Email]]. Mouse-over effect: The Hornblower appears in the field and plays.

== Fun Facts ==

*This was the main menu page for April Fools Day of 2003, complete with a [[King of Town Intro]].
*You can't access the museum, and the The King Of Town says "The K.O.T.!" when you scroll over it.
*The original Download button linked to a [[HR:kot.jpg|King of Town Logo image]] captioned with "Tile it on your desktop."

== External Links ==
*[[HR:mainking.html|visit the King of Town Main Page]]
*[[HR:mainking.swf|view the Flash file for the King of Town Main Page]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]] [[Category:April Fools]]

Luau Main Page

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:16:55 GMT

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[[Image:luaumain.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Homestar—Now available in Tofu.]]

To find the '''Luau Main Page''' wait until the end of "[[The Luau]]". In this main page you see Tofu Homestar at Marzipan's luau. Notice that it has a plainer look, only links to the first 13 Main pages, has Copyright 2000 only, doesn't have the weekly links at the top, and the changing menu oval has a link to the [[Spin 'n' Say]] and the [[Audition With Marzipan | The Audition]] game (the last two only appear when this main page is accessed straight from the actual toon), as well as an old museum update, [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], old T-Shirts, main pages 11 12 and 13, The [[Homestar Quiz]], and Marzipan's Answering machine volume 3.

'''Page title:''' "Everyone loves tofu!!"

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Tofu Homestar|Tofu Homestar Runner]], {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Place:''' [[Marzipan's Gazebo]]

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — Marshmallow roasting sticks go through the Tofu Homestar Runner.
*'''Games''' — A bite is taken out of his head.
*'''Characters''' — His head sets on fire.
*'''Downloads''' — His head slides off his body.
*'''Store''' — Marzipan walks in and says "You look really handsome."
*'''E-mail''' — Strong Bad jumps in the gazebo and starts dancing to "[[Poot Slap]]".

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*If the Email button is clicked, instead of taking you to the [[Email|current page]], it brings up an email addressed to [[Mike Chapman|mikechap]]@mindspring.com.

===Glitches===
*Scroll over characters, then QUICKLY scroll over downloads. Homestar's head won't fall off, and his mouth will stay open.
*Scroll over characters, hold the mouse button down, slide the cursor to an area with no links, then let go. Homestar's head will be black, and stuck on fire. Scroll over any of the choices excluding characters, and his head will return to normal but the fire will still be there.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:luaumain.html|go to Luau Main Page]]
*[[HR:luaumain.swf|view the Flash file for Luau Main Page]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

Homsar Main Page

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:16:32 GMT

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[[Image:mainhomsar.png|thumb|right|220px|How did he get up there?]]

To find the '''Homsar Main Page''' click on the last digit on the copyright date on any [[Main Pages|main page]] (except the [[Luau Main Page]]). It's also accessible via an Easter Egg at the end of the email "[[interview]]." It's Homsar, being random as usual. Notice that the navigation buttons are all staggered and askew instead of arranged neatly along the white line.

'''Page title:''' "LEGITIMATE MENU PAGE!"

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Place:''' [[The Field]]

'''Icon:''' Homsar

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — Bubbles come out of his mouth when he says, "ToOoOons!"
*'''Games''' — He says, "Jame!" and gets hit with a [[Heavy Lourde]], inspired by the Strong Bad Email "[[homsar]]."
*'''Characters''' — He says, "[[Wikipedia:Kelsey Grammer|Kelsey Grammer]]," gets a mustache (which he keeps until you roll over another button), and a dinosaur appears with a sign that says "BEAT STATE!"
*'''Downloads''' — He says, "Thank you," and a boat goes by backwards in the background and toots its horn in reverse.
*'''Store''' — He says, "Legitimate Business!" and Strong Sad comes up and says, "How did you get up there? I don't think this is a very good idea."
*'''E-mail''' — Homsar wails, "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" and the background waves insanely behind him.

== Fun Facts ==

===Remarks===
*When the Downloads boat goes by backwards, the boat horn sound is backwards too.

===Glitches===
*When you roll over the "Games" link and roll off quickly, Homsar's hat will jump up and then momentarily disappear.

===Real-World References===
*Kelsey Grammer is an actor best known for his role as Frasier Crane on ''[[IMDb:tt0083399|Cheers]]'' and its spinoff ''[[IMDb:tt0106004|Frasier]]''. In the opening credits of ''Cheers'', his name was displayed over an antique photograph of a mustachioed man wearing a bowler hat and drinking a beer.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:memorabilia.html|View the Homsar Main Page]]
*[[HR:main_homsar.swf|View Flash file for the Homsar Main Page]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

Main Page 22

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:15:55 GMT

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[[Image:main22.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Revenge of the Virus]]

This main page has been attacked by [[The Virus]] from the email [[virus]]. Weird glitches abound.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Virus]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Old Man]], [[Bad Graphics Ghost]], {{Film|Biscuit Dough Hands Man}}, [[Monte Negro]], {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Place:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Icon:''' [[Edgarware|Edgar]]

'''Page title:''' "Drop a train on em!"

'''Date:''' December 5, 2004

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — The museum button falls down to the bottom of the screen and takes out some words on the navbar. Placing the cursor over the button a second time returns it to its normal location.
*'''Games''' — The right side of the table turns black and has a red wireframe grid on it, while the [[No Loafing Sign|No Loafing sign]] turns into HTML code. Part of [[Peasant's Quest]] becomes visible on the right side of the screen, and we can see the lake with the old man fishing. Placing the cursor over the button a second time returns things back to normal.
*'''Characters''' — Homestar speaks in the loud, distorted noise that Marzipan had in the email [[virus]] (possibly a clip from the song "Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi) and the computer on the desk changes to one of several other computers (see list below; each computer is accompanied by the relevant version of disk media, except with the [[Pom Pilot]]).
*'''Downloads''' — [[Homestar Runner]]'s head switches to the old drawing style, and several popups appear on screen saying "Click here to WIN an e-Vacation!!" and "Make millions doing nothing!!" with [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] saying [[fhqwhgads]] (in [[Visor Robot]]'s voice) on "Make millions doing nothing!!", along with Cory from the [[That A Ghost]] toon, and [[Monte Negro]] on "Click here to WIN an e-Vacation!!". The sandwich from [[Main Page 5]] appears with a voice similar to [[Coach Z]]'s voice saying, "Quarter cheese plate scattered-smothered-covered," and eventually the startup screen for [[Edgarware|Edgar the Virus Hunter]] covers the whole screen. Bubs (in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] style from [[mile]]) gets superimposed intermittently over Edgar's face and says, "Some of my buses."
*'''Store''' — Homestar says "All right!" instead of "Store!", and his head floats to the right and into the black. Also, the "Store" button stretches out horizontally a little more each time you hover over it. It will stretch twenty-one times, and will revert to its original size on the twenty-second, but it will only change size when you hover over the normal-sized icon.
*'''E-mail''' — Homestar's head returns to its oldschool drawing style again, and a very misshapen Strong Bad with Marzipan's ponytail appears in the black to the left and says, "Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts!" A duck from [[Duck Guardian]] appears in the lower right in the black and explodes, revealing some HTML code, and another duck appears over Strong Bad's mouth and explodes.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*Like the [[Strong Bad Email]] on which the page is based (virus), the navbar is in the same Flash file as the page itself.
*The main link at the bottom always leads to [[Main Page 1]].
*The Store button does not change colors when hovered over. This is the only instance of this on any main page, aside from [[Main Page 15]]'s E-Mail button.
*You can click on the museum link after it falls, but not the navbar links that it crushes ("sb email" and "contact").
*There is a Shotgunned Compy in the background, yet if it had been shot, it would seem to suggest that the viruses would be gone.
*The sound made when one of the popups opens when you mouse-over Downloads is the same noise Strong Bad made when a "Message Thyme" window opened up in [[marzipan]].
*Until [[Main Page 23]] was released, this page and [[Main Page 21]] were inaccessible using the "main" link on the navbar.

===Remarks===
*In order, the computers you can get from the Characters button are as follows (starting with the Shotgunned Compy 386):
**[[Tandy 400]] with [[Minor_Alternate_Versions#Other|Bad Graphics Homestar]] from [[butt IQ]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Tangerine Dreams]] with the [[crazy cartoon]] cartoon and CD-R spindle
**[[Compy 386]] with System Report (from [[50 emails]], [[The System is Down]], and [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]) taped to the screen and 3.5" floppy container
**Broken Tandy 400 with [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] and 5.25" floppy container
**[[Pom Pilot]] (alone)
**[[Lappy 486]] with 3.5" floppy container
*The floppy disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] says "Oregon Trail 2" for the Broken Compy, Compy with system report, and The Lappy. For both of the Tandys, it says "Oregon Trail". There are no labels on the CDs next to [[Tangerine Dreams|The Cheat's computer]].
*Each button has a different [[Fonts|font]] and/or style.
**The Toons button has the regular button font (Bauhaus Thin).
**The Games button has the navbar button font. If you view the Flash file and zoom in, you'll see the Games text seem to change to bold. This is because the text isn't embedded into the Flash file, but rather being read from your computer. To put it simply, zoomed out it's a 12 point font, but zoomed in, it's 72. It also changes font type when clicked. 
**The Characters button has the "Last Updated" font from the upper-right corner of the main page (Comix Heavy). The word "Characters" turns yellow when hovered above and it also changes green when clicked.
**The Store button has the font from the "Latest Updates" buttons (Potrezebie). Also, when it is clicked, only the word moves downwards, not the button.
**The Downloads and E-mail buttons are the older-style buttons from [[HR:main6x.swf|Old Main Page 6]], [[Luau Main Page]], and [[Main Page 10]]. These have a plain, solid-colored background unlike the newer style with shaded button backgrounds. 
*The HTML Code revealed when the duck from Duck Guardian explodes is "<html stuff><body><href>combledon".
*When the [[Random Toon|random toon]] link ("rando") was added to the [[HR:main_nav.swf|navbar]], The Brothers Chaps forgot or chose not to update this page, as it does not use the regular navbar.

===Glitches===
*The Quote of the Week, Sketchbook, Fan Stuff, and Random Toon boxes appear slightly to the left of where they usually are. This also affect toons that pop up, like [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].
**This is because the menu has some black space on both sides, altering where the boxes are supposed to anchor themselves.
**This glitch also pops up on the [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] for the same reasons.
***Because of this glitch, you can see a quirky thing happen when you click the quote of the week button. For a Split second you will be able to see Homestar's face and a short blurb saying "Oh Haldo! This is my funniest word style ever times that I've said! Hope all is on to it even more lately! And I wish the chicken & msg place was open on Somedays."
****A previous version of the Quote of the Day page read "Oh Hello! This is my funniest word style ever that I said! Hope you're into it!". It was changed sometime in mid-April 2005, probably the 15th (the date reported in the "Last-Modified" HTTP header for qod.swf). The reason for the change is as yet unknown.
*When Peasant's Quest appears, you can still click on the covered "First Time Here" link and the hidden area of the What's New button.
*There is a sound glitch in the characters button. If you repeatedly play the glitched sound by hovering over 'Characters', all the sound in the file will stop for a few seconds.
*If you roll over the Store button 16 or more times, to make it grow, then roll over the Downloads button, you can still see the left edge of the Store button when Edgar pops up.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad's line "Things were just about to start getting [[Crazy Go Nuts University|crazy-go-nuts]]!" is from the toon [[The Luau]].
*"Drop a train on 'em!" is what [[Strong Bad]] said when he ran [[Edgarware]] in [[virus]].
*The "fhqwhgads" sound clip is from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
* When Bubs says 'some of my buses', this is a reference to [[Strong Bad Email]] #87, [[mile]].
*Homestar's torso is from [[The_Homestar_Runner|Old-Timey Homestar]]
*Homestar's quip of "All right!" is taken from the [[Homestar Talker]].
*Homestar's head turning backwards when going out of the screen may refer to [[Main Page 10]].
*While [[TrogdorCon '97]] was the new short, scrolling over "new short!" would make half of the Cheat's horn (from that short) appear. Clicking on the horn would start the short.

==External Links==

*[[HR:main22.html|go to Main Page 22]]
*[[HR:main22.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 22]]
*[[Forum:1451|forum thread re: "Main Page 22"]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

Main Page 21

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:15:28 GMT

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[[Image:Main21.PNG|220px|thumb|Bee-bop-boop]]

Main Page featuring green lined 3D Homestar, speaking with a computerized speech engine voice.

'''Cast (in order of appearance)''': Vector {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Vector Strong Bad}}

'''Date:''' June 16, 2004

'''Icon:''' Vector Homestar's head

'''Page title:''' "Many Green Lines!"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — Colored lines move through the background and computer beeping noises can be heard.
*'''Games''' — The ground begins to move, little pyramids appear on the ground, A kind of drummer tune can be heard.
*'''Characters''' — The background outline changes. Four possible outlines.
:*Low mountain range.
:*Higher mountain range.
:*Slightly different mountain range.
:*Silhouette of futuristic city.
*'''Downloads''' — Homestar Runner loses one of his polygons. Scroll again and he loses another. Scroll for a third time and he regrows them.
*'''Store''' — The green lines in the background wave insanely and a staticky noise can be heard.
*'''E-mail''' — Vector Strong Bad appears, says "WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE" (with subtitles) and explodes.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Inside References ===
*This Main Page is based on the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]," specifically the part making fun of '80s vector-graphics arcade games.
*Vector Strong Bad's line "WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE" is another reference to [[video games]].
*The music played on the Games mouseover is a clip from the StrongBadZone Music, which can be found on the [[Videlectrix]] site.

=== Real-World References ===
*The Colored lines from the Toons scroll effect are similar to the classic arcade game Qix—or the Beziers screensaver in Windows.
*The little pyramids from the Games scroll effect and the outline backgrounds are similar to the ones in the arcade game "[[Wikipedia:Battlezone (game)|Battlezone]]" and the game "[[Wikipedia:Turok 2: Seeds of Evil|Turok Two: Seeds of evil]]".
*The [[Wikipedia:Frasier|futuristic skyline]] is similar to the one of Seattle used on the beginning of the TV show [[IMDB:tt0106004|Frasier]].

== External Links ==

*[[HR:main21.html|go to Main Page 21]]
*[[HR:main21.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 21]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

Main Page 20

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:15:12 GMT

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[[Image:Main20.PNG|220px|thumb|Duckie Shirt!]]

A Main Page based on [[flashback]] and the [[Original Book]], done in flashback style.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[The_Grape_Fairie|The Grape Fairie's Bee]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[The Prince of Town]], {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Place:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' April 4, 2004

'''Icon:''' The duck from Homestar's duckie shirt

'''Page title:''' "Duckie Shirt!!"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — The Homestar Runner says "Cartoons!" and then the duck on his shirt quacks.
*'''Games''' — The Homestar Runner says "Play a game" as [[The Grape Fairie]]'s bee buzzes by.
*'''Characters''' — The Homestar Runner says "Meet the characters" as The Cheat flies out of a pile of grapes.
*'''Downloads''' — The Homestar Runner says "Some downloads" and then Strong Bad appears and says "I can touch my toes. 1, 2, 3."
*'''Store''' — The Homestar Runner says "Go to the store" as The Prince of Town and Señor dance to a remix of the [[Old Intro|original intro]] music. The Prince of Town then says, "Crank it Señor, this here's the joint!"
*'''E-mail''' — The Homestar Runner says "Send an Email" as Strong Sad runs away from a boulder in the background while saying, "Let me away from this boulder!"

== Fun Facts ==

*The Cheat flying out of the pile of grapes is a reference to Strong Bad's revision of the original Homestar Runner book, which is found as an easter egg at the end of [[kids' book]].

== External Links ==

*[[HR:main20.html|go to Main Page 20]]
*[[HR:main20.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 20]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

Main Page 18

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:14:48 GMT

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[[Image:Main18.PNG|220px|thumb|Eh! Steve!]]

A [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] inspired main page, from [[crazy cartoon]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[The Worm]], [[Sherlock]], [[Keyboard Strong Bad]], {{Film|Eh! Steve}}, [[The Wheelchair]]

'''Place:''' [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]]

'''Date:''' May 26, 2003

'''Icon:''' Eh! Steve

'''Page title:''' "Sweet Cuppin Cakes"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' - The floor flashes a bunch of different colors and the theme music plays.
*'''Games''' - The Worm pokes its head out of its hole. Sherlock almost falls on it but it moves out of the way and goes back in its hole. Sherlock mumbles, then leaves.
*'''Characters''' - Keyboard Strong Bad comes out and plays a keyboard rhythm.
*'''Downloads''' - Eh! Steve comes up, looks back and forth, and leaves. Scroll again, and he'll come back and belt out his catch phrase, "EH! STEVE!"
*'''Store''' - The background pulls back to reveal the page's source coding.
*'''E-mail''' - The Wheelchair appears in the background and says, "I know you're out there somewhere, Eh! Steve. I'll blast you till tomorrow nooooooon!" before leaving.

== Fun Facts ==
*Strong Bad's head is a [http://www.vintagesynth.com/casio/vl1.shtml Casio VL-1]. It plays the demo track, which is most famous for its use in "Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha" by Trio.
*The HTML code shown when you drag your mouse over "Store" used to be the HTML code on the page, before the navigation bar was Flash.
*The sound that plays when you mouse over "Store" plays backwards when you take the mouse off it.
*If you right-click and check 'play', the theme music will play until you scroll over either "Toons" or "E-Mail".
*This is one of only three main pages to have Homestar in his regular outfit, size, and style; and of those, this one is the only one where nothing special happens with him; he merely stands at the front and says the various words.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:main18.html|go to Main Page 18]]
*[[HR:main18.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 18]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]][[Category: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]

Main Page 17

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:14:22 GMT

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[[Image:Main17.PNG|220px|thumb|Double Deuce!]]

The [[20X6]] main page.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|1-Up}}, [[20X6 The Cheat]] (spaceship), {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[20X6 Marzipan]], {{Film|Pan Pan}}

'''Place:''' [[Planet K]]

'''Date:''' January 9, 2003

'''Icon:''' 1-Up's head

'''Page title:''' "20X6!!!"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — A space ship takes off from the left side of the screen.
*'''Games''' — Stinkoman runs past, does a somersault, and says "20X6".
*'''Characters''' — 20X6 Marzipan appears, jumps a few times, says "Yatta!" and disappears.
*'''Downloads''' — Pan Pan appears, eats a bowl of rice, and disappears.
*'''Store''' — 1-Up gets blue hair.
*'''E-mail''' — The screen looks sketched, Stinkoman appears in the foreground, and does his special attack, "[[Double Deuce]]".

==Fun Facts==
*The 20X6 Marzipan's pose is nearly identical to [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun Li's]] victory pose from Street Fighter II (and all of the later Street Fighter variants and spinoffs). "Yatta!" is a Japanese word which means "I did it!", or "All right!" in English.
*The sound Pan Pan makes when he eats is the same as when he talks.
*Stinkoman's spin jump looks and sounds just like [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus Aran's]] spin jump (without the Screw Attack) from the Metroid games.
*20X6 Marzipan bears a striking resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon|Sailor Moon]] main characters.
*Stinkoman doesn't move his mouth when he says "20X6!"
*The spaceship which appears when you mouse-over "toons" bears a strong resemblance to a ship from the NES racing game "Galaxy 5000".

== External Links ==

*[[HR:main17.html|go to Main Page 17]]
*[[HR:main17.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 17]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]
[[Category:20X6]]

Main Page 16

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:14:04 GMT

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[[Image:Main16.PNG|220px|thumb|It's frickin' freezing out here!]]

Homestar Runner is out in the winter.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Icon:''' Snowflake

'''Page title:''' "WE'RE SNOWED IN!!"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — It starts to snow and sleigh bells are heard.
*'''Games''' — Homestar gets a snowball in the face.
*'''Characters''' — Strong Sad goes by on a sled while yelling "This Sucks!" and hits a tree.
*'''Downloads''' — Each time the mouse is moved over this button, a new decoration is added to [[The Stick]]. The decorations are added in the following order:
:*Red ornament.
:*Blue ornament.
:*Yellow ornament.
:*Tinsel.
:*Gold Star.
:*Reset.
*'''Store''' — It gets dark and starts snowing. A bright light—perhaps the Moon—eminates from behind a distant tree.
*'''E-mail''' — Homestar gets covered in snow. Homestar's voice is slightly muffled due to his face being covered. Remain over the button and Homestar will blink his eyes rapidly so as to see.

== Fun Facts ==
* The Stick being decorated is a reference to ''A Charlie Brown Christmas''.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:main16.html|go to Main Page 16]]
*[[HR:main16.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 16]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]][[Category: Decemberween]]

Main Page 15

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:13:50 GMT

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[[Image:Main15.PNG|220px|thumb|Poorly Powered.]]

A page made using [[Powered by The Cheat]] technology.

'''Cast:''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Place:''' [[The Field]]

'''Icon:''' The Cheat

'''Page title:''' "Powered by The Cheat"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' - A circle with a slash through it appears over Homestar Runner.
*'''Games''' - Homestar spits when he says games and a blinking games logo with lightning flashes behind him.
*'''Characters''' - A boat that says "wear a bikini" spins around.
*'''Downloads''' - Strong Bad moves with a poorly done shape tween and says, "I am over here," then jumps back and says, "Now I am back over here."
*'''Store''' - An oval sun lights up around the Store button and Strong Sad floats through the sky and says, "I'm sad that I'm flying..."
*'''E-mail''' - Strong Bad comments on The Cheat's work. 3 possible comments:
**'''STRONG BAD:''' And what is that terrible voice? Is that supposed to be Homestar? '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Defensive The Cheat noises}''
**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning The Cheat noises}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' The animation looks terrible. It's all jerky, ya know, like it was done by a two years old boy.
**'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Exclamatory The Cheat noises}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Once again, your visual style just looks thrown together. It looks like you don't care.

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:tehcglitch.png|thumb|One Messed Up Main Page to Go!]]

*"[[Wear a Bikini!]]" is a recurring [[Inside Jokes|inside joke]].
*The Strong Bad that goes back and forth is a typical example of shape tweening in Macromedia Flash. This technique is commonly used by cheap Flash animation.
*After rolling over "E-mail", you will see that the museum button will shift up and down.
*After rolling over "E-mail", you can quickly roll over the other buttons on The Cheat's computer. Only the E-mail and Museum buttons are functional on The Cheat's computer.
*After rolling over "E-mail", you can roll over the spot where the button is to restart a Strong Bad/The Cheat sequence.
**If you roll over it at just the end of their conversation (this is difficult), the main page frame (with the buttons around the edge) will appear, but the conversation will restart. An easier method is to right-click and click "Play."

== Fast Forward ==
*Strong Sad's quote is later referenced in [[helium]].

== External Links ==

*[[HR:main15.html|go to Main Page 15]]
*[[HR:main15.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 15]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]] [[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]

Main Page 7

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:13:00 GMT

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[[Image:main7.png|220px|thumb|Dead as a doornail!]]

The Halloween main page. Homestar Runner is a zombie coming out of a grave.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Goblin}}

'''Icon:''' Gravestone

'''Page title:''' "Dead as a doornail!"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' - Worms come out of Homestar's mouth.
*'''Games''' - A crow comes down and takes part of his brain.
*'''Characters''' - Strong Bad comes out of his grave and says "So here I come, back from the dead, to ter— oh whoa, holy crap..." and his head breaks off and rolls away.
*'''Downloads''' - Pom Pom's ghost floats up from his grave.
*'''Store''' - Blood squirts out from Homestar's brain.
*'''E-mail''' - The Goblin pokes his head out from behind Pom-pom's grave.

== Fun Facts ==

*If you watch the [[Intro|introduction]] [[Ween_Intro|on Halloween]], you will always be directed to this page.
*This, [[Main Page 11]], and [[Main Page 23]] are the only 3 Main Pages where Homestar is not standing to the extreme right of the screen.
*This is the only [[Main Pages|Main Page]] where Homestar's whole body isn't shown.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:main7.html|go to Main Page 7]]
*[[HR:main7.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 7]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]
[[Category: Halloween]]

Main Page 19

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:12:08 GMT

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[[Image:main19.png|220px|thumb|Your name again is... Toons?]]

It's [[The Show]]! [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] ad-libs to his usual sayings.

'''Characters (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}

'''Date:''' December 12, 2003

'''Icon:''' Microphone

'''Page title:''' "The Show!!"

==Button Effects==
*'''Toons''' — [[Ab-Abber 2000|The Ab-Abber 2000]] from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[suntan]] appears behind Homestar. "Contestant number 1, your name again is—" (he looks at the cue card and squints oddly) "Toons?"
*'''Games''' — A poster saying "A Trip to Hawaii!" appears. "Now, time for our lightning round. We call it Games."
*'''Characters''' — A chair with a sign that says "$??" appears. "So Characters, you were in a movie recently." (leans toward the 'camera') "Tell us about that."
*'''Downloads''' — A golden statue of [[The Cheat]] appears. "My next guest is an extremely talented webpage. Please welcome Downloads!" [[Pom Pom]] bounces past wearing a name tag that says "downloads".
*'''Store''' — "But if you guess correctly, you'll win... a new store!" The background lifts, revealing the [[Gremlin]].
*'''E-mail''' — The [[Blender]] appears, and a buzzer is heard. "No, I'm sorry. The correct answer was 'email'." A "wrong" music clip in the background is heard.

== Fun Facts ==

*Homestar's first line resembles a line in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]. Homestar, about to judge Strong Sad's pumpkin, says, "Okay, contestant number one. Your name is...Strong Sad?"
*The Gremlin originally appeared in [[Homestarloween Party]], a supercharged version of the real car, thought up by [[Bubs]].
*The thin microphone and "wrong" music clip, the background lifting to reveal a new car, and the "trip to Hawaii" board are all styled from the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*The buzzer noise is the [[DELETED]] noise.
*The music played for Games is part of the original [[Wikipedia:Match Game|Match Game]] theme.
*The music played for Downloads and Store is part of the original [[Wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]] theme.
*This is the only Main Page where Homestar does not blink when you're not mousing over anything. However, he does blink a little when you mouse-over Downloads.
*This is the only Main Page where the sounds produced by dragging your mouse over the buttons can't overlap each other.
*This is the only Main Page where Homestar speaks in his newer, lower voice

== External Links ==
*[[HR:main19.html|go to Main Page 19]]
*[[HR:main19.swf|view the Flash file for Main Page 19]]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

User:Sbemail

Sbemail — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:08:53 GMT

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<div style="background:black;color:cyan;padding:0px">
==Intro==
[[Image:ATC_Strong_Bad.PNG|thumb|Oh, I am so awesome!!]]
Hello,

This is mainly about why I am a member, and some other stuff about me.

The first thing you should know, is that I am new to this website(but not to homestar!) and do not know all that I should...I can't think of an example because some people (thanks again) already told me how to link and put on images.

The next thing that might(probably not!) help to know, is that I became a member here on 10/21/05.

One last thing that I want to tell you, is that I have seen practically all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html toons and shorts]on [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestar]...I have seen all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad emails](thats partly why I have this name!!)...and that I definately ''haven't'' remembered everything about them!!

== How I found this website/why I wanted to become a member ==
Basically, I was looking up the song [[Experimental_Film| lyrics]] to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film], I found this website during my search. I found those, then saw that this site had tons of stuff about homestar...so now I come here every time I have a homestar question.

I wanted to become a member because I know a lot about homestar, and wanted to contribute my knowedge to those who have questions. It's as simple as that.

== Favorites ==
These are some of my favorite homestar things. My favorite...[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|thumb|My favorite character.]]

*Strong Bad email is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail33.html Gimmicks].
*Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon].
*Short is Experimental Film (link is above).
*Game is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Peasent's Quest].
*Teen Girl Squad Issue is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Issue 8].
*Holiday Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homestarloween.html Homestarloween Party].
*Main Page is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html Main Page 22].

I will fill in the blank ones (if there are any) after I figure out what they are!

== Other than H*R... ==
[[Image:sicklysam.png|thumb|Example of a mindless zombie.]]
Other than H*R, I do other things(its not like I'm a mindless zombie who sits on the computer
all day!). These things include:

*All kinds of sports
*[http://www.runescape.com Runescape]
*Eating
*Sleeping
*Just about all the normal stuff a 13-year-old does!

==Contributions I am proud of <strike>(very pathetic, not a lot!)</strike>==
These are all the Contributions I am proud of (duh!)—

*Brought into attention that ''latley'' (from the Strong Bad email [[bedtime story]]) is a limousine company in Switzerland. Proof can be seen [[Talk:bedtime story|here]] (under the title "Have You Driven a Ford Latley?" Number 5 on the table of contents).

== Conclusion ==
In conclusion, send me any messages you have to my talk center(or whatever it's called!)

Oh, if you like this page, please tell me. 

One more thing, do you like the font color? I like it, but it can always be changed.
let me know if you like it or not. If you don't, do you have any suggestions? Thanks.

{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:20, 27 October 2005 (UTC) 
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|Cya later!!!]]

<blockquote class="compy email"><div>subject:RE:Go away</div>Dear Person who is reading this, i regret to inform you, that your body, you, has recently read this letter. i would also like to add, that in no way, are you staying here any longer. 
[[Special:Random| Go away]]...anywhere!! 
Sbemail

User:Sbemail

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:20:24 GMT

Sbemail: Changing sig here

<div style="background:black;color:turquoise;padding:0px">
==Intro==
[[Image:ATC_Strong_Bad.PNG|thumb|Oh, I am so awesome!!]]
Hello,

This is mainly about why I am a member, and some other stuff about me.

The first thing you should know, is that I am new to this website(but not to homestar!) and do not know all that I should...I can't think of an example because some people (thanks again) already told me how to link and put on images.

The next thing that might(probably not!) help to know, is that I became a member here on 10/21/05.

One last thing that I want to tell you, is that I have seen practically all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html toons and shorts]on [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestar]...I have seen all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad emails](thats partly why I have this name!!)...and that I definately ''haven't'' remembered everything about them!!

== How I found this website/why I wanted to become a member ==
Basically, I was looking up the song [[Experimental_Film| lyrics]] to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film], I found this website during my search. I found those, then saw that this site had tons of stuff about homestar...so now I come here every time I have a homestar question.

I wanted to become a member because I know a lot about homestar, and wanted to contribute my knowedge to those who have questions. It's as simple as that.

== Favorites ==
These are some of my favorite homestar things. My favorite...[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|thumb|My favorite character.]]

*Strong Bad email is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail33.html Gimmicks].
*Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon].
*Short is Experimental Film (link is above).
*Game is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Peasent's Quest].
*Teen Girl Squad Issue is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Issue 8].
*Holiday Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homestarloween.html Homestarloween Party].
*Main Page is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html Main Page 22].

I will fill in the blank ones (if there are any) after I figure out what they are!

== Other than H*R... ==
[[Image:sicklysam.png|thumb|Example of a mindless zombie.]]
Other than H*R, I do other things(its not like I'm a mindless zombie who sits on the computer
all day!). These things include:

*All kinds of sports
*[http://www.runescape.com Runescape]
*Eating
*Sleeping
*Just about all the normal stuff a 13-year-old does!

==Contributions I am proud of <strike>(very pathetic, not a lot!)</strike>==
These are all the Contributions I am proud of (duh!)—

*Brought into attention that ''latley'' (from the Strong Bad email [[bedtime story]]) is a limousine company in Switzerland. Proof can be seen [[Talk:bedtime story|here]] (under the title "Have You Driven a Ford Latley?" Number 5 on the table of contents).

== Conclusion ==
In conclusion, send me any messages you have to my talk center(or whatever it's called!)

Oh, if you like this page, please tell me. 

One more thing, do you like the font color? I like it, but it can always be changed.
let me know if you like it or not. If you don't, do you have any suggestions? Thanks.

{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:20, 27 October 2005 (UTC) 
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|Cya later!!!]]

<blockquote class="compy email"><div>subject:RE:Go away</div>Dear Person who is reading this, i regret to inform you, that your body, you, has recently read this letter. i would also like to add, that in no way, are you staying here any longer. 
[[Special:Random| Go away]]...anywhere!! 
Sbemail

User talk:Sbemail

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:19:35 GMT

Sbemail: Thanks

== "About me page" ==

This is about comments or suggestions on the "about me" page. Talk to me about it here, thanks. {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 03:09, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== is it "ya", or "it"?? ==

I have a question...in the "montage" email, when homestar says(some of this may be incorrect, but I'm only talking about one word) A wagon fulla pamcakes?? In the champeenship?? I'd like to see ??? try!! What should go in the place of the "???", "it", or "ya"?? I have listened to this email over and over, and he says "it" every time!! Some other people seem to think he says "ya". Anyways, send me what you think he says, I just want to see what other people think. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 06:46, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hey, Sbemail, I can see how you could hear it as "it," but I'm pretty sure it's really "ya." It really doesn't make a lot of sense for him to say "it" when he's talking ''to'' the wagon; in the case, "ya" does make sense. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 07:11, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Aaaaah!!! Here we go again with the "ya"!!! This is very weird...I have seen this one '''a lot''' of times!! Even on my friends computer....Every time, he says "it", anyways, thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 07:14, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::I hear "it" myself. {{User:Total Spaceship Guy3/sig}}

::::Finally!!! Someone who agrees with me...thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 19:50, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::::There's no question it's "ya". It was a [[Quote of the Week]]. By the way, you really shouldn't start a discussion in three places. The article talk page is the best place. Also, by that reasoning, you shouldn't ask people to reply on your talk page. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::::::Sorry about the question in 3 places thing...that was my fault! Anyways, I stand corrected that he says "ya"...even though i still think it sounds like "it", but i won't argue about it anymore. Bye. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:16, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Pictures!! ==
Ok, I have one more question(the montage one is still in need of more answers though!!)

I know like, everyone knows this one, but as u can read in the "[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Sbemail about me]" thing, I am not an old user!!

Anyways, on to the question: How do you put images on?? Like, homestar pictues, or scenes from a toon.

I would appreciate anyone's contribution to this question!!(because the about me thing look very dull!!)

-[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 08:09, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

Have a look at [[Help:Contents]] - it should answer most of your questions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:17, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Wikiwhats? ==
In answer to your question of what to call people-who-use-the-wiki: I usually use "members" and "users" interchangeably. But as long as people know what you're talking about, you can be creative; I've heard them referred to as "wikizens," "wikiphiles," wikiites," and so on. (Maybe the folks over at Wikipedia could be Wikipedestrians... Wikipediatricians?... I think I'll stop there.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 22:22, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ok, I guess I'll change everything to members, without the quotes. Thanks for your response. -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:25, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Personally, I like "Wikipeople" ;) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:31, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Internal links ==
I don't want to be overbearing with the tips, but for any link to something in the wiki, you can get rid of the little arrow-box beside it (like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]; it could be [[Main Page|this]] instead). The difference is the first time I put <nowiki>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]</nowiki>, as I would have to for any non-wiki (or non-wikipedia) link; the second time I used two brackets and just the name of the page: <nowiki>[[Main Page|this]]</nowiki>. Note the | as a divider instead of a space, too. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:16, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

:No no, its ok, I am new here, and really appreciate your tips, thanks for them. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:28, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oops! That last tweak tweaked it a little bit too far: I'm not sure whether you meant to, but you created a whole new page titled [[Go away]]. I put a "delete" tag on it; you could copy its code onto your userpage, perhaps. (I'm guessing you wanted "Go away" in your userpage to link to it? You could do that, maybe, by putting it in [[User talk:Sbemail]] (aka this page right here), heading it with <nowiki>== Go Away ==</nowiki> or something like that, and then making the link point to: <nowiki>[[User talk:Sbemail#Go Away]]</nowiki. The # aims a link at a subsection within a page. —~~~~

</nowiki>
:::I think i accidentally linked the "related changes" to this talk page...I was trying to make a link that went somewhere else...(i deleted it), do whatever you can to fix this...sorry!!!
[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:38, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::oh nevermind, I just logged back on then off, and it's normal again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:40, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Ok, forget it, I didn't mean to click on "related changes"...and that whole "go away" thing was an accident...sorry again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:42, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::Already fixed (you'll notice my link above has turned red, meaning the page doesn't exist; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] deleted it.
:::::::Cool use of [[Special:Random]], by the way! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:46, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah! That whole "go away" thing was suppossed to have it...but oh well!! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:49, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

== Background Colors ==

I have a question: how do you insert different background colors? -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:08, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hello? Anyone? Yoo hoo! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:20, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

<div style="background:darkred;color:white;padding:12px">Well, there are several ways to do it. See the source for how I've done it here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 24 October 2005 (UTC)</div>

:Oh ok, I think I get it, thanks a lot.
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 02:45, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Show preview ==

Hey Sbemail. First of all, I like the color you've added to your user page. Second, can I bring a little button called "Show preview" to your attention? Situated just to the right of the "Save page" button, it lets you see the changes applied before you commit them to the database. It also helps cut down on the number of edits in the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:54, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ya, I do know about that button. I use it most of the time, but don't notice what I did wrong(except for this time, I made a few mistakes and caught them)! Also, usually when I make ''tons'' of edits, its because after I do the first one, a new idea pops into my head, so it turns out to be a lot at a time! I think my user page is finished, so there probably won't be a lot more changes! Cya! 
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

::Oh, I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong per se. I just wasn't sure you were aware of it because you had several tweaks in a row. No worries. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::I'm not sure how to put this...I knew what you meant and everything...I was just trying to point out that...oh great now I forgot what I wanted to point out!!! Oh well!! It's getting late and I'm tired!! If I sounded mad in that last, really long sentence, I didn't mean to! (see, this really makes no sense! I wasn't kidding when I said "I'm not sure how to put this") Anyways, bye! {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:19, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Picture Captions ==

As much fun as you may have putting periods on every thumbnail, I do not think it is entirely necessary. The lines are mostly fragments anyway, and I think they look odd with periods in them. If you really still want to continue, be my guest, but if you don't continue don't worry about reverting the ones you've already done. And don't let me guilt you in to stopping either. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 04:04, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

:Well, like all of them I have added have been reverted! So there's really no point to add them anymore, so i think I'll stop now! —{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:06, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

::Yes, I reverted all of the period-adding edits that weren't reverted already. They are captions and/or fragments and not sentences. Sorry.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:07, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

== Sig (a little help here?) ==

I changed my signature recently, and it's not changing on the other pages, like it did the first time I changed it. Anyone know why? {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:10, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

:Wait...now it is like I changed it to...but it has the dotted-lined box??? Can anyone help with getting rid of that?

::Okay, I made a whole bunch of fixes. Look closely to see what I did. Mainly, you don't need to restate the color when you close the font tags. I also made sure you had a closing tag for everything that you opened, and in the same order. Also, color names don't have spaces in them. Hope that helps. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:16, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

:::Wow, thanks a lot. I don't know what to say....I guess I will look over what you did. Thanks again!! —{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:19, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

User talk:Sbemail

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:11:32 GMT

Sbemail: Help please!

== "About me page" ==

This is about comments or suggestions on the "about me" page. Talk to me about it here, thanks. {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 03:09, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== is it "ya", or "it"?? ==

I have a question...in the "montage" email, when homestar says(some of this may be incorrect, but I'm only talking about one word) A wagon fulla pamcakes?? In the champeenship?? I'd like to see ??? try!! What should go in the place of the "???", "it", or "ya"?? I have listened to this email over and over, and he says "it" every time!! Some other people seem to think he says "ya". Anyways, send me what you think he says, I just want to see what other people think. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 06:46, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hey, Sbemail, I can see how you could hear it as "it," but I'm pretty sure it's really "ya." It really doesn't make a lot of sense for him to say "it" when he's talking ''to'' the wagon; in the case, "ya" does make sense. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 07:11, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Aaaaah!!! Here we go again with the "ya"!!! This is very weird...I have seen this one '''a lot''' of times!! Even on my friends computer....Every time, he says "it", anyways, thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 07:14, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::I hear "it" myself. {{User:Total Spaceship Guy3/sig}}

::::Finally!!! Someone who agrees with me...thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 19:50, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::::There's no question it's "ya". It was a [[Quote of the Week]]. By the way, you really shouldn't start a discussion in three places. The article talk page is the best place. Also, by that reasoning, you shouldn't ask people to reply on your talk page. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::::::Sorry about the question in 3 places thing...that was my fault! Anyways, I stand corrected that he says "ya"...even though i still think it sounds like "it", but i won't argue about it anymore. Bye. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:16, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Pictures!! ==
Ok, I have one more question(the montage one is still in need of more answers though!!)

I know like, everyone knows this one, but as u can read in the "[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Sbemail about me]" thing, I am not an old user!!

Anyways, on to the question: How do you put images on?? Like, homestar pictues, or scenes from a toon.

I would appreciate anyone's contribution to this question!!(because the about me thing look very dull!!)

-[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 08:09, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

Have a look at [[Help:Contents]] - it should answer most of your questions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:17, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Wikiwhats? ==
In answer to your question of what to call people-who-use-the-wiki: I usually use "members" and "users" interchangeably. But as long as people know what you're talking about, you can be creative; I've heard them referred to as "wikizens," "wikiphiles," wikiites," and so on. (Maybe the folks over at Wikipedia could be Wikipedestrians... Wikipediatricians?... I think I'll stop there.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 22:22, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ok, I guess I'll change everything to members, without the quotes. Thanks for your response. -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:25, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Personally, I like "Wikipeople" ;) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:31, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Internal links ==
I don't want to be overbearing with the tips, but for any link to something in the wiki, you can get rid of the little arrow-box beside it (like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]; it could be [[Main Page|this]] instead). The difference is the first time I put <nowiki>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]</nowiki>, as I would have to for any non-wiki (or non-wikipedia) link; the second time I used two brackets and just the name of the page: <nowiki>[[Main Page|this]]</nowiki>. Note the | as a divider instead of a space, too. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:16, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

:No no, its ok, I am new here, and really appreciate your tips, thanks for them. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:28, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oops! That last tweak tweaked it a little bit too far: I'm not sure whether you meant to, but you created a whole new page titled [[Go away]]. I put a "delete" tag on it; you could copy its code onto your userpage, perhaps. (I'm guessing you wanted "Go away" in your userpage to link to it? You could do that, maybe, by putting it in [[User talk:Sbemail]] (aka this page right here), heading it with <nowiki>== Go Away ==</nowiki> or something like that, and then making the link point to: <nowiki>[[User talk:Sbemail#Go Away]]</nowiki. The # aims a link at a subsection within a page. —~~~~

</nowiki>
:::I think i accidentally linked the "related changes" to this talk page...I was trying to make a link that went somewhere else...(i deleted it), do whatever you can to fix this...sorry!!!
[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:38, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::oh nevermind, I just logged back on then off, and it's normal again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:40, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Ok, forget it, I didn't mean to click on "related changes"...and that whole "go away" thing was an accident...sorry again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:42, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::Already fixed (you'll notice my link above has turned red, meaning the page doesn't exist; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] deleted it.
:::::::Cool use of [[Special:Random]], by the way! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:46, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah! That whole "go away" thing was suppossed to have it...but oh well!! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:49, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

== Background Colors ==

I have a question: how do you insert different background colors? -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:08, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hello? Anyone? Yoo hoo! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:20, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

<div style="background:darkred;color:white;padding:12px">Well, there are several ways to do it. See the source for how I've done it here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 24 October 2005 (UTC)</div>

:Oh ok, I think I get it, thanks a lot.
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 02:45, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Show preview ==

Hey Sbemail. First of all, I like the color you've added to your user page. Second, can I bring a little button called "Show preview" to your attention? Situated just to the right of the "Save page" button, it lets you see the changes applied before you commit them to the database. It also helps cut down on the number of edits in the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:54, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ya, I do know about that button. I use it most of the time, but don't notice what I did wrong(except for this time, I made a few mistakes and caught them)! Also, usually when I make ''tons'' of edits, its because after I do the first one, a new idea pops into my head, so it turns out to be a lot at a time! I think my user page is finished, so there probably won't be a lot more changes! Cya! 
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

::Oh, I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong per se. I just wasn't sure you were aware of it because you had several tweaks in a row. No worries. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::I'm not sure how to put this...I knew what you meant and everything...I was just trying to point out that...oh great now I forgot what I wanted to point out!!! Oh well!! It's getting late and I'm tired!! If I sounded mad in that last, really long sentence, I didn't mean to! (see, this really makes no sense! I wasn't kidding when I said "I'm not sure how to put this") Anyways, bye! {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:19, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Picture Captions ==

As much fun as you may have putting periods on every thumbnail, I do not think it is entirely necessary. The lines are mostly fragments anyway, and I think they look odd with periods in them. If you really still want to continue, be my guest, but if you don't continue don't worry about reverting the ones you've already done. And don't let me guilt you in to stopping either. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 04:04, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

:Well, like all of them I have added have been reverted! So there's really no point to add them anymore, so i think I'll stop now! —{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:06, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

::Yes, I reverted all of the period-adding edits that weren't reverted already. They are captions and/or fragments and not sentences. Sorry.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:07, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

== Sig ( a little help here?) ==

I changed my signature recently, and it's not changing on the other pages, like it did the first time I changed it. Anyone know why? {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:10, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

:Wait...now it is like I changed it to...but it has the dotted-lined box??? Can anyone help with getting rid of that?

User talk:Sbemail

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:10:30 GMT

Sbemail: Sig ( a little help here?)

== "About me page" ==

This is about comments or suggestions on the "about me" page. Talk to me about it here, thanks. {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 03:09, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== is it "ya", or "it"?? ==

I have a question...in the "montage" email, when homestar says(some of this may be incorrect, but I'm only talking about one word) A wagon fulla pamcakes?? In the champeenship?? I'd like to see ??? try!! What should go in the place of the "???", "it", or "ya"?? I have listened to this email over and over, and he says "it" every time!! Some other people seem to think he says "ya". Anyways, send me what you think he says, I just want to see what other people think. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 06:46, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hey, Sbemail, I can see how you could hear it as "it," but I'm pretty sure it's really "ya." It really doesn't make a lot of sense for him to say "it" when he's talking ''to'' the wagon; in the case, "ya" does make sense. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 07:11, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Aaaaah!!! Here we go again with the "ya"!!! This is very weird...I have seen this one '''a lot''' of times!! Even on my friends computer....Every time, he says "it", anyways, thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 07:14, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::I hear "it" myself. {{User:Total Spaceship Guy3/sig}}

::::Finally!!! Someone who agrees with me...thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 19:50, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::::There's no question it's "ya". It was a [[Quote of the Week]]. By the way, you really shouldn't start a discussion in three places. The article talk page is the best place. Also, by that reasoning, you shouldn't ask people to reply on your talk page. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::::::Sorry about the question in 3 places thing...that was my fault! Anyways, I stand corrected that he says "ya"...even though i still think it sounds like "it", but i won't argue about it anymore. Bye. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:16, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Pictures!! ==
Ok, I have one more question(the montage one is still in need of more answers though!!)

I know like, everyone knows this one, but as u can read in the "[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Sbemail about me]" thing, I am not an old user!!

Anyways, on to the question: How do you put images on?? Like, homestar pictues, or scenes from a toon.

I would appreciate anyone's contribution to this question!!(because the about me thing look very dull!!)

-[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 08:09, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

Have a look at [[Help:Contents]] - it should answer most of your questions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:17, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Wikiwhats? ==
In answer to your question of what to call people-who-use-the-wiki: I usually use "members" and "users" interchangeably. But as long as people know what you're talking about, you can be creative; I've heard them referred to as "wikizens," "wikiphiles," wikiites," and so on. (Maybe the folks over at Wikipedia could be Wikipedestrians... Wikipediatricians?... I think I'll stop there.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 22:22, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ok, I guess I'll change everything to members, without the quotes. Thanks for your response. -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:25, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Personally, I like "Wikipeople" ;) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:31, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Internal links ==
I don't want to be overbearing with the tips, but for any link to something in the wiki, you can get rid of the little arrow-box beside it (like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]; it could be [[Main Page|this]] instead). The difference is the first time I put <nowiki>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]</nowiki>, as I would have to for any non-wiki (or non-wikipedia) link; the second time I used two brackets and just the name of the page: <nowiki>[[Main Page|this]]</nowiki>. Note the | as a divider instead of a space, too. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:16, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

:No no, its ok, I am new here, and really appreciate your tips, thanks for them. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:28, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oops! That last tweak tweaked it a little bit too far: I'm not sure whether you meant to, but you created a whole new page titled [[Go away]]. I put a "delete" tag on it; you could copy its code onto your userpage, perhaps. (I'm guessing you wanted "Go away" in your userpage to link to it? You could do that, maybe, by putting it in [[User talk:Sbemail]] (aka this page right here), heading it with <nowiki>== Go Away ==</nowiki> or something like that, and then making the link point to: <nowiki>[[User talk:Sbemail#Go Away]]</nowiki. The # aims a link at a subsection within a page. —~~~~

</nowiki>
:::I think i accidentally linked the "related changes" to this talk page...I was trying to make a link that went somewhere else...(i deleted it), do whatever you can to fix this...sorry!!!
[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:38, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::oh nevermind, I just logged back on then off, and it's normal again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:40, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Ok, forget it, I didn't mean to click on "related changes"...and that whole "go away" thing was an accident...sorry again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:42, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::Already fixed (you'll notice my link above has turned red, meaning the page doesn't exist; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] deleted it.
:::::::Cool use of [[Special:Random]], by the way! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:46, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah! That whole "go away" thing was suppossed to have it...but oh well!! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:49, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

== Background Colors ==

I have a question: how do you insert different background colors? -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:08, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hello? Anyone? Yoo hoo! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:20, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

<div style="background:darkred;color:white;padding:12px">Well, there are several ways to do it. See the source for how I've done it here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 24 October 2005 (UTC)</div>

:Oh ok, I think I get it, thanks a lot.
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 02:45, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Show preview ==

Hey Sbemail. First of all, I like the color you've added to your user page. Second, can I bring a little button called "Show preview" to your attention? Situated just to the right of the "Save page" button, it lets you see the changes applied before you commit them to the database. It also helps cut down on the number of edits in the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:54, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ya, I do know about that button. I use it most of the time, but don't notice what I did wrong(except for this time, I made a few mistakes and caught them)! Also, usually when I make ''tons'' of edits, its because after I do the first one, a new idea pops into my head, so it turns out to be a lot at a time! I think my user page is finished, so there probably won't be a lot more changes! Cya! 
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

::Oh, I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong per se. I just wasn't sure you were aware of it because you had several tweaks in a row. No worries. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::I'm not sure how to put this...I knew what you meant and everything...I was just trying to point out that...oh great now I forgot what I wanted to point out!!! Oh well!! It's getting late and I'm tired!! If I sounded mad in that last, really long sentence, I didn't mean to! (see, this really makes no sense! I wasn't kidding when I said "I'm not sure how to put this") Anyways, bye! {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:19, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Picture Captions ==

As much fun as you may have putting periods on every thumbnail, I do not think it is entirely necessary. The lines are mostly fragments anyway, and I think they look odd with periods in them. If you really still want to continue, be my guest, but if you don't continue don't worry about reverting the ones you've already done. And don't let me guilt you in to stopping either. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 04:04, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

:Well, like all of them I have added have been reverted! So there's really no point to add them anymore, so i think I'll stop now! —{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:06, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

::Yes, I reverted all of the period-adding edits that weren't reverted already. They are captions and/or fragments and not sentences. Sorry.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:07, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

== Sig ( a little help here?) ==

I changed my signature recently, and it's not changing on the other pages, like it did the first time I changed it. Anyone know why? {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:10, 27 October 2005 (UTC)

User:Sbemail/sig

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:08:46 GMT

Sbemail: This might (?)

[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]]([[User_talk:Sbemail|Talk]],[[Special:ContributionsSbemail|Contribs.]])

User:Sbemail/sig

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:05:41 GMT

Sbemail: Little change (hopefully this will make it work?)

[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]]([[User_talk:Sbemail|Talk]],[[Special:ContributionsSbemail|Contribs.]])

User:Sbemail/sig

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 05:01:21 GMT

Sbemail: Color changes

[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]]([[User_talk:Sbemail|Talk]],[[Special:ContributionsSbemail|Contribs.]])

User:Sbemail/sig

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:48:50 GMT

Sbemail: Changed sig.

[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]]([[User_talk:Sbemail|Talk]],[[Special:ContributionsSbemail|Contribs.]])

File:Shotgunned menu.png

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:26:08 GMT

Sbemail: Reverted

Screenshot from Compy shotgunned menu

Broken Compy Menu

Sbemail — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:25:12 GMT

Sbemail: rev

[[Image:Shotgunned_menu.png|thumb|Homestar, did you come here for a reason?]]

'''Strong Bad Email?'''

Homestar Runner complains about pricing while Bubs tries to unload the shotgunned [[Compy 386]]. The menu was created after the Compy 386 "died."

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}

'''Date:''' November 22, 2004

'''Page Title:''' Denny's Menu

'''Note:''' This short was no longer available as of November 29, 2004.

__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==
''{The shot opens with the shotgunned Compy 386 with a piece of paper taped to the front of it listing all the Strong Bad emails from [[some kinda robot]] to [[virus]] (some kinda robot to [[animal]] on versions with the toon removed). After about 10 seconds, Homestar Runner starts talking}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' You want how much?! That's preposterous! What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways? A Bubsness? ''{camera zooms out so we can see Homestar and the rest of the concession stand, with Bubs nowhere in sight}'' Why, I've got half a mind to report you, mister!

''{Bubs appears from the back of the concession stand}''

'''BUBS:''' Doot doot doo... all right, I'm back!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Nothing!

'''BUBS:''' Who were you just talkin' to?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, nobody? Everybody? Strong... Mad?

'''BUBS:''' Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go?

''{camera angle changes so that the camera is inside the concession stand looking outward}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to you. He flew away.

'''BUBS:''' Homestar, ''{camera changes back to exterior view of the concession stand}'' did you come up here for a reason?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, freedom?

'''BUBS:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Liberty! I mean, savings? Milk! Eggs! A low-priced automobile!

'''BUBS:''' Well, why didn't you say so? I've got one right here! ''{Bubs gestures toward the shotgunned Compy}'' Just in! Fresh from the factory goodness!

''{camera changes back to the interior view of the concession stand. Homestar performs several double takes}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon?

'''BUBS:''' Homestar, I'm not gonna lie to you.

''{camera changes back to exterior view of the concession stand}''

'''BUBS:''' You're not gonna find a better deal.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sold! Sold! ''{deeper voice}'' Sold!

''{The camera cuts back to the menu taped on the broken Compy 386}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*This toon replaced the Compy 386 email menu after its destruction in [[virus]], and doubled as the replacement email menu.
*When the [[Tandy 400]] exploded, [[Broken Tandy Menu]] similarly replaced the usual email menu.

===Remarks===
*This toon also has a different filename than the usual Strong Bad email menu, so instead of being "sbemail.swf," it was "sbemail_shotgunned.swf"
*Homestar's lines about freedom, liberty and eggs may be a reference to the Terry Pratchett novel "Night Watch" in which the slogan of a violent revolution is "Truth! Justice! Freedom! And a hard-boiled egg!"
*We now know where both of Strong Bad's old computers are being held. [[The King of Town]] has the [[Tandy 400]], and [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] has the [[Compy 386]].

===Goofs===
*The Compy 386 is missing the contrast dial.
*The font used for the email names does not include an underscore ('_') character, so 'sb_email 22' appears with a square instead of an underscore.
*The Compy 386 is shaped differently than it is seen from the side in [[fingers]].
*The notepad does not list the email [[virus]] as new after the camera zooms out to Bub's Concession Stand.

===Glitches===
*If you let the animation start, the menu has a bug that causes the emails to count up from 0 instead of 1, so clicking on a title will direct you to the email one previous to it. This also means [[some kinda robot]] directed to 'sbemail0.html' and virus could only be accessed from the menu by clicking the very top of the word ''virus''. Also, [[flashback]] takes you to 'emailahundred.html' instead of 'sbemailahundred.html', whether or not you let the animation play.
**Similarly, after the animation plays, "car" links to sbemail100.html, "[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]"

===Inside References===
*The line, "I'm not gonna lie to you," spoken by both Homestar and Bubs, was also spoken by [[Homsar]] in [[for kids]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail_shotgunned.swf|view the official Flash file for the Broken Compy Menu]], with above toon removed
*[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.html watch "Strong Bad Email?"] (mirror with above cartoon)
*[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf view the Flash file for the Broken Compy Menu] (also with above cartoon)
*[[Forum:1332|forum thread re: "Strong Bad Email?"]]

[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]

weird dream

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:18:42 GMT

Sbemail: How's that? (added remark)

[[Image:sbemail34.PNG|thumb|"How's it going, Texas?"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #34'''

Since the [[Tandy 400]] is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams, to answer an email. He gets asked about his weirdest dream.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tangerine Dreams]]

'''Date:''' July 1, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:17

'''Page Title:''' Tangerine Dreams
== Transcript ==

''{The Cheat is typing away at his computer. Strong Bad shoves The Cheat away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Out of the way The Cheat! I gotta use your computer.

''{He sits in front of the computer and presumably types 'run "strongbad_email"' but nothing appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email... ''{banging on the keyboard}'' TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Uh, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.

''{The Cheat comes and stands beside Strong Bad.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter.

''{The Cheat clicks the "SB Email" icon and the email window appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, here we go.

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000">what is the weirdest dream 
you've ever had? 
 
-marie</blockquote>

''{The Cheat clicks the Compose button in the toolbar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay, Marie, I'll tell you, but you gotta understand... The day before, all I had to eat was like...13 pudding pops, okay? So the whole dream was just a picture of... Well, lemme show you.

''{Strong Bad pulls up on screen a handy picture of a map of the United States in a pair of white briefs.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The United States in tight, White Brand underdrawers. Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means. ''{chuckling}'' No, really, you guys can interpret this one how you want. Me, I blame the pudding pops. Okay, so... Maybe I shouldn't have shared that with you guys. Uh... See you next week.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How's it going, Texas?

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on the USA to see other states in their fancy lingerie.

The states in order are: 
*Minnesota 
*Nebraska 
*Nevada 
*Oklahoma 
*Utah 
*Mississippi 
*Illinois 
*Florida 
*Idaho 
*Georgia 
*California 
*Louisiana 

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Note that the state of Louisiana's underpants are only halfway on (and they are on sideways). It's likely a vague reference to [[Wikipedia:Mardi Gras|Mardi Gras]] and its reputation for drunken nudity and general wildness. It could also be just that Louisiana would be very hard to fit underwear around, considering the shape of the state.

===Trivia===
*According to [[The Brothers Chaps]] during a 2004 university appearance, the weird dream was one [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] actually had. He drew it up as a visual aid for [[Matt Chapman|Matt]], and it served as the inspiration for the email.

===Remarks===
*The usual menu along the top bar when you are on a Mac desktop would read, "File Edit View Special Help", but on The Cheat's, it reads, "File Edit Help". Furthermore, there is no trash icon on The Cheat's desktop as per normal with Macs.
*The Cheat is typing before Strong Bad pushes him out of the way, but when the computer screen is shown moments later, all that's there is the Mac desktop. There's nothing that The Cheat could have been typing into. The Cheat may, but more than likely not, have just been using a typing input application and closed it with a keyboard shortcut when he saw Strong Bad coming.
*The Cheat clicks the "Compose" button instead of the "Reply" button.
*The Cheat has Strong Bad's email on ''his'' computer.

===Real World References===
*If you look closely at The Cheat's screen you will see an icon called "So Cool a Flash." This was the subject line for the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez computer worm]].
**Also, the window in which the U.S. in underwear appears is called "So Weird a Dream."
*The Cheat's computer is an [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple]] [[Wikipedia:IMac|iMac]]. In the top-left corner of The Cheat's computer is the little rainbow star that appears beside the contrast buttons on the Tandy 400, which corresponds to the trademark rainbow apple in the top-left corner of Apple's older computers (the rainbow apple was replaced with an aquatic-blue apple for [[Wikipedia:Mac OS X|Mac OS X]]).
*The Back button appears in the Mac font [[Wikipedia:Chicago (typeface)|"Chicago"]], which is one of the required system fonts for the [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Macintosh operating system]] versions 7 and earlier.
*The phrase "Time to check the email" and the tone in which Strong Bad says it is likely a reference to the old 1980s [[Wikipedia:Dunkin' Donuts|Dunkin' Donuts]] commercials where Fred the Baker said "Time to make the donuts" in a very similar sing-song tone.
*"Tight, White Brand Underdrawers," the product which the United States is wearing in the dream, is likely a reference to men's generic white briefs, often referred to as "tighty-whities."

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail34.html|watch "weird dream"]]
*[[HR:sbemail34.swf|view the Flash file for "weird dream"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

weird dream

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:03:55 GMT

Sbemail: Added remark

[[Image:sbemail34.PNG|thumb|"How's it going, Texas?"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #34'''

Since the [[Tandy 400]] is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams, to answer an email. He gets asked about his weirdest dream.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tangerine Dreams]]

'''Date:''' July 1, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:17

'''Page Title:''' Tangerine Dreams
== Transcript ==

''{The Cheat is typing away at his computer. Strong Bad shoves The Cheat away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Out of the way The Cheat! I gotta use your computer.

''{He sits in front of the computer and presumably types 'run "strongbad_email"' but nothing appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Time to check the email... Time to check the email... ''{banging on the keyboard}'' TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Uh, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.

''{The Cheat comes and stands beside Strong Bad.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{annoyed Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter.

''{The Cheat clicks the "SB Email" icon and the email window appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, here we go.

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #f90;background:#F7F7F7;color:#000">what is the weirdest dream 
you've ever had? 
 
-marie</blockquote>

''{The Cheat clicks the Compose button in the toolbar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay, Marie, I'll tell you, but you gotta understand... The day before, all I had to eat was like...13 pudding pops, okay? So the whole dream was just a picture of... Well, lemme show you.

''{Strong Bad pulls up on screen a handy picture of a map of the United States in a pair of white briefs.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' The United States in tight, White Brand underdrawers. Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means. ''{chuckling}'' No, really, you guys can interpret this one how you want. Me, I blame the pudding pops. Okay, so... Maybe I shouldn't have shared that with you guys. Uh... See you next week.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' How's it going, Texas?

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on the USA to see other states in their fancy lingerie.

The states in order are: 
*Minnesota 
*Nebraska 
*Nevada 
*Oklahoma 
*Utah 
*Mississippi 
*Illinois 
*Florida 
*Idaho 
*Georgia 
*California 
*Louisiana 

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*Note that the state of Louisiana's underpants are only halfway on (and they are on sideways). It's likely a vague reference to [[Wikipedia:Mardi Gras|Mardi Gras]] and its reputation for drunken nudity and general wildness. It could also be just that Louisiana would be very hard to fit underwear around, considering the shape of the state.

===Trivia===
*According to [[The Brothers Chaps]] during a 2004 university appearance, the weird dream was one [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] actually had. He drew it up as a visual aid for [[Matt Chapman|Matt]], and it served as the inspiration for the email.

===Remarks===
*The usual menu along the top bar when you are on a Mac desktop would read, "File Edit View Special Help", but on The Cheat's, it reads, "File Edit Help". Furthermore, there is no trash icon on The Cheat's desktop as per normal with Macs.
*The Cheat is typing before Strong Bad pushes him out of the way, but when the computer screen is shown moments later, all that's there is the Mac desktop. There's nothing that The Cheat could have been typing into. The Cheat may, but more than likely not, have just been using a typing input application and closed it with a keyboard shortcut when he saw Strong Bad coming.
*The Cheat clicks the "Compose" button instead of the "Reply" button.
*Why would The Cheat have Strong Bad's email on ''his'' computer?

===Real World References===
*If you look closely at The Cheat's screen you will see an icon called "So Cool a Flash." This was the subject line for the [[Wikipedia:Klez|Klez computer worm]].
**Also, the window in which the U.S. in underwear appears is called "So Weird a Dream."
*The Cheat's computer is an [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple]] [[Wikipedia:IMac|iMac]]. In the top-left corner of The Cheat's computer is the little rainbow star that appears beside the contrast buttons on the Tandy 400, which corresponds to the trademark rainbow apple in the top-left corner of Apple's older computers (the rainbow apple was replaced with an aquatic-blue apple for [[Wikipedia:Mac OS X|Mac OS X]]).
*The Back button appears in the Mac font [[Wikipedia:Chicago (typeface)|"Chicago"]], which is one of the required system fonts for the [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Macintosh operating system]] versions 7 and earlier.
*The phrase "Time to check the email" and the tone in which Strong Bad says it is likely a reference to the old 1980s [[Wikipedia:Dunkin' Donuts|Dunkin' Donuts]] commercials where Fred the Baker said "Time to make the donuts" in a very similar sing-song tone.
*"Tight, White Brand Underdrawers," the product which the United States is wearing in the dream, is likely a reference to men's generic white briefs, often referred to as "tighty-whities."

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail34.html|watch "weird dream"]]
*[[HR:sbemail34.swf|view the Flash file for "weird dream"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

Template:TGS1 Transcript

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:18:38 GMT

Sbemail: I saw 2 exclamation points here

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader'' {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her}'' So and So ''{fashion sense!}'' What's Her Face ''{unpopular!}'' The Ugly One ''{hygiene?}''

''{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!

'''SO AND SO:''' Word.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Word.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Word.

''{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start LOOKiNG GOOD!!!

'''SO AND SO:''' A'ight.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' A'ight.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A'ight.

''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' VOiP!

''{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.

''{The girls walk right some more.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin-a.

''{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!''

''{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ARROWED!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin!

''{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PUNT!!!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag, yo.

''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good!!

User talk:Sbemail

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:06:05 GMT

Sbemail: Ok, I'll stop now!

== "About me page" ==

This is about comments or suggestions on the "about me" page. Talk to me about it here, thanks. {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 03:09, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== is it "ya", or "it"?? ==

I have a question...in the "montage" email, when homestar says(some of this may be incorrect, but I'm only talking about one word) A wagon fulla pamcakes?? In the champeenship?? I'd like to see ??? try!! What should go in the place of the "???", "it", or "ya"?? I have listened to this email over and over, and he says "it" every time!! Some other people seem to think he says "ya". Anyways, send me what you think he says, I just want to see what other people think. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 06:46, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hey, Sbemail, I can see how you could hear it as "it," but I'm pretty sure it's really "ya." It really doesn't make a lot of sense for him to say "it" when he's talking ''to'' the wagon; in the case, "ya" does make sense. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 07:11, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Aaaaah!!! Here we go again with the "ya"!!! This is very weird...I have seen this one '''a lot''' of times!! Even on my friends computer....Every time, he says "it", anyways, thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 07:14, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::I hear "it" myself. {{User:Total Spaceship Guy3/sig}}

::::Finally!!! Someone who agrees with me...thanks for your answer. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 19:50, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:::::There's no question it's "ya". It was a [[Quote of the Week]]. By the way, you really shouldn't start a discussion in three places. The article talk page is the best place. Also, by that reasoning, you shouldn't ask people to reply on your talk page. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:13, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::::::Sorry about the question in 3 places thing...that was my fault! Anyways, I stand corrected that he says "ya"...even though i still think it sounds like "it", but i won't argue about it anymore. Bye. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:16, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Pictures!! ==
Ok, I have one more question(the montage one is still in need of more answers though!!)

I know like, everyone knows this one, but as u can read in the "[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Sbemail about me]" thing, I am not an old user!!

Anyways, on to the question: How do you put images on?? Like, homestar pictues, or scenes from a toon.

I would appreciate anyone's contribution to this question!!(because the about me thing look very dull!!)

-[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 08:09, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

Have a look at [[Help:Contents]] - it should answer most of your questions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:17, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Wikiwhats? ==
In answer to your question of what to call people-who-use-the-wiki: I usually use "members" and "users" interchangeably. But as long as people know what you're talking about, you can be creative; I've heard them referred to as "wikizens," "wikiphiles," wikiites," and so on. (Maybe the folks over at Wikipedia could be Wikipedestrians... Wikipediatricians?... I think I'll stop there.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 22:22, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ok, I guess I'll change everything to members, without the quotes. Thanks for your response. -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 22:25, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

::Personally, I like "Wikipeople" ;) {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:31, 22 October 2005 (UTC)

== Internal links ==
I don't want to be overbearing with the tips, but for any link to something in the wiki, you can get rid of the little arrow-box beside it (like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]; it could be [[Main Page|this]] instead). The difference is the first time I put <nowiki>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Main_Page this]</nowiki>, as I would have to for any non-wiki (or non-wikipedia) link; the second time I used two brackets and just the name of the page: <nowiki>[[Main Page|this]]</nowiki>. Note the | as a divider instead of a space, too. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:16, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

:No no, its ok, I am new here, and really appreciate your tips, thanks for them. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:28, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oops! That last tweak tweaked it a little bit too far: I'm not sure whether you meant to, but you created a whole new page titled [[Go away]]. I put a "delete" tag on it; you could copy its code onto your userpage, perhaps. (I'm guessing you wanted "Go away" in your userpage to link to it? You could do that, maybe, by putting it in [[User talk:Sbemail]] (aka this page right here), heading it with <nowiki>== Go Away ==</nowiki> or something like that, and then making the link point to: <nowiki>[[User talk:Sbemail#Go Away]]</nowiki. The # aims a link at a subsection within a page. —~~~~

</nowiki>
:::I think i accidentally linked the "related changes" to this talk page...I was trying to make a link that went somewhere else...(i deleted it), do whatever you can to fix this...sorry!!!
[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:38, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::oh nevermind, I just logged back on then off, and it's normal again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:40, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Ok, forget it, I didn't mean to click on "related changes"...and that whole "go away" thing was an accident...sorry again. [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:42, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::Already fixed (you'll notice my link above has turned red, meaning the page doesn't exist; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] deleted it.
:::::::Cool use of [[Special:Random]], by the way! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:46, 23 October 2005 (UTC)
::::::::Yeah! That whole "go away" thing was suppossed to have it...but oh well!! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 00:49, 23 October 2005 (UTC)

== Background Colors ==

I have a question: how do you insert different background colors? -[[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:08, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Hello? Anyone? Yoo hoo! [[User:Sbemail|Sbemail]] 02:20, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

<div style="background:darkred;color:white;padding:12px">Well, there are several ways to do it. See the source for how I've done it here. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 24 October 2005 (UTC)</div>

:Oh ok, I think I get it, thanks a lot.
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 02:45, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Show preview ==

Hey Sbemail. First of all, I like the color you've added to your user page. Second, can I bring a little button called "Show preview" to your attention? Situated just to the right of the "Save page" button, it lets you see the changes applied before you commit them to the database. It also helps cut down on the number of edits in the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:54, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

:Ya, I do know about that button. I use it most of the time, but don't notice what I did wrong(except for this time, I made a few mistakes and caught them)! Also, usually when I make ''tons'' of edits, its because after I do the first one, a new idea pops into my head, so it turns out to be a lot at a time! I think my user page is finished, so there probably won't be a lot more changes! Cya! 
:{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

::Oh, I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong per se. I just wasn't sure you were aware of it because you had several tweaks in a row. No worries. :) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::I'm not sure how to put this...I knew what you meant and everything...I was just trying to point out that...oh great now I forgot what I wanted to point out!!! Oh well!! It's getting late and I'm tired!! If I sounded mad in that last, really long sentence, I didn't mean to! (see, this really makes no sense! I wasn't kidding when I said "I'm not sure how to put this") Anyways, bye! {{User:Sbemail/sig}} 05:19, 24 October 2005 (UTC)

== Picture Captions ==

As much fun as you may have putting periods on every thumbnail, I do not think it is entirely necessary. The lines are mostly fragments anyway, and I think they look odd with periods in them. If you really still want to continue, be my guest, but if you don't continue don't worry about reverting the ones you've already done. And don't let me guilt you in to stopping either. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 04:04, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

:Well, like all of them I have added have been reverted! So there's really no point to add them anymore, so i think I'll stop now! —{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 04:06, 26 October 2005 (UTC)

secret recipes

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:02:10 GMT

Sbemail: Another period added

[[Image:SBEmail 124.PNG|thumb|The secret to Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #124'''

Strong Bad reveals some secret family recipes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]

'''Date:''' February 14, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 4:04

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: family recipes</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
When we grow up we want to be chefs. We wanted to know 
if you had any secret family recipes that you would want 
to share with us so...we can make them! 
 
-Melissa and Hillary (from NJ)</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Dear Strong Bad" as "The usual" and "NJ" as "Nigeria"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, like, exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' so our recipes may seem a bit uncouth. ''{stops typing}'' Uncouth. ''{typing}'' Can something be just plain couth? I bet freakin' Strong Sad is plain couth. Anyways, Couthy, all our family recipes tend to center around the grossing out of or the making puke of friends and well-wishers.

''{The camera cuts back, and we see The Cheat laying on the computer desk flinging floppy disks all over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! Let's go try out Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown! ''{His legs kick to each syllable of Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, possibly an enthusiastic "Okay!"}''

''{The Cheat stands up. The screen greys and the following text appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Strong Bad may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber.

''{Cut to the field. Coach Z is standing around holding a basketball.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Man, what is this thing? ''{bounces the basketball once}'' A bounce thing?

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat enter from the right. Strong Bad is holding what appears to be a bowl of ice cream with yellowish sprinkles, and The Cheat is wearing a towel around his waist.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, The Cheat! Wow! Look at this! It's our best friend, Coach Z. Say there, Coach, would you like to try some of our free icèd-c-cream? It's got toasted coconut!

'''COACH Z:''' How could I refuse? ''{throws the basketball over his shoulder}'' I can't afford the money-cost variety! ''{The basketball can be seen falling behind the trees in the background.}''

''{Coach Z takes the ice cream and starts pigging out on it.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oooh! Sweet mercy! ''{He eats some more.}'' This is orful! ''{He eats more.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, it's OK, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur.

''{Coach Z drops the bowl in shock. Strong Bad pulls away The Cheat's towel to reveal that he's been shaved from the waist down.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, sounds like "ta-da!"}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{He starts making disgusted noises and coughing up fur.}'' Oof! I think I'm going to puke my pants!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Please don't elaborate on that.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking normally}'' Naw, it's easy. I do it all the time! Here, let me show ya's!

'''STRONG BAD AND THE CHEAT:''' AUGH!

''{Strong Bad and the Cheat run away as Coach Z continues talking.}''

'''COACH Z:''' You take your pants...

''{A recipe card appears on screen reading as follows.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000">Recipe: 
Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pre-tend 
Ice Cream Showdown 
 
Ingredients: 
3 scoops (really) sour cream 
1/2 of shaved The Cheat 
1 bowl 
1 languagely challenged vaguely coach type person 
 
Instructions: 
Mix ingredients until golden brown</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' For best results, dip The Cheat in egg wash before shaving or else he'll get those red shaving bumpies all over him. Ugh.

''{Cut to the side of the King of Town's castle.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sotto voce}'' All right, we're mixing this next one up on them, The Cheat. I filled this old Speed Stick ''{He pulls out some underarm deodorant reading "X-treme Glacier."}'' with white chocolate and we'll totally gross out or make puke The King of Town when I start eatin' it in front of him!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to inside the castle. The King of Town is watching TV and eating the same type of Speed Stick we saw Strong Bad with. He also has some more underarm deodorants and spray cans in a bowl next to him.}''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' You can't marry your guitar, Caleb!

'''CALEB:''' I can try!

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat enter from the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Ole King Droll! Checka me out! I'm eatin'—oh. Never mind. ''{the King of Town picks up a spray can and sprays it in his mouth, then resumes eating the Speed Stick}'' Ugh, shoulda known...

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat walk out.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' No, wait, you guys! Come back! This stuff is strong enough for a man but tasty enough for a king! Don't you want to try any Forest Rush? Or Tundra Mist?

''{A recipe card spins onscreen reading as follows}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000">Recipe: 
Crazy Aunt Eulatherm's Deodorant 
Doppelganger 
 
Ingredients: 
6 oz. white chocolate 
1/2 of shaved The Cheat (for moral support) 
1 kinda cleaned-out De-odor Cake 
 
Instructions: 
Mix ingredients. Preheat oven. Add hot sauce 
if necessary</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yeah, how come deodorants and stuff are always named after biomes anyways?

''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Marzipan is sitting on the couch reading The Latest News. Homestar walks in carrying one of Strong Bad's Pre-Tend Ice Cream Showdown bowls.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, girlfriend, have you tried any of this free ice cream Strong Bad made?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{setting aside her paper, clearly amused}'' Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's, like, cottage cheese and The Cheat hair!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WHAT?! ''{He does a spit take, producing some fur.}'' Strong Bad told me it was ''sour cream'' and The Cheat hair! Looks like this is a job for Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie!

''{Homestar walks offscreen to the left. The screen greys and the following text appears on it.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Runner definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room. A pinecone and bendy straw are in a bowl with a sign next to it reading "not A pimecone, diaper pie! i mean reg-ular pie." Strong Bad and The Cheat walk in. The Cheat is now wearing yellow post-it notes, some with black dots on them, to try and cover up his shaved area.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it looks ''totally'' real. I swear, no one'll be able to tell! Oh, what's this? ''{Strong Bad picks up the sign.}'' "Not a pimecone." Well, he's got that right!

''{Homestar pokes his head in from the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, look, it's my best friends Cheat and The Strong Bad! Hey, I heard you guys been eatin' some serious regular pie in here!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah, man! We've even got some left over if you want it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well if it's anywhere near as good as your free ice cream!

''{Homestar puts the pine cone in his mouth and starts crunching it up. The Cheat and Strong Bad look at each other incredulously.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{with his mouth full}'' Well, so long, suckers!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' It's like, even when we win, he wins.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There you go girls. Recipes for the ages. But if you really want to be chefs when you grow up, we've got a super-secret family recipe for cooking the C-H-E-blank-T ''{types this as "C H E _ T"}''

''{The Cheat makes a very angry noise from offscreen and chucks a floppy disk reading "YOU JERK!" at Strong Bad's head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! ''{typing}'' And of course that blank is for the letter K. The Chekt. My family's got a great recipe for cooking the Chekt. Yeah, yeah. ''{He only types one "yeah."}'' We're mostly from Bumdumbourge. It's near, uh, Totalslava. "Come down off that smokestack and eat your the Chekt!" my poopaw used to say. Ah, my dear poopaw, I miss you so.

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' I think the Cheat bought it. Let me know if you want that recipe.

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on "grow up" to hear a few seconds of the television program the King of Town was watching.
::''{Cut back to the King of Town's castle. The TV is still on.}''
::'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb, that hamburger was mine!
::'''CALEB:''' It's mine now!
*At the end, click on "C H E _ T" to see the Cheat reading a book entitled "So You Want to Cook a Wrestleman?", with a picture of The Cheat putting a lid on a pot with Strong Bad in it.
*At the end, click on the left "poopaw" to hear what the narrator has to say about a poopaw.
::'''NARRATOR:''' I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is.
*At the end, click on "the Chekt" to see another recipe.

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000">From the Kitchen of Poopaw 
Chicken-fried the CHEKT 
 
Ingredients: 
3 or 7 medium sized the Chekts 
2 salt 
40 pancakes 
 
Instructions: 
Get down off smokestack. Then cook that 
ugly thing.</blockquote>

''{"Bumdumbourge '96" appears as a watermark on the recipe card.}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Biome|biome]] is a major regional group of distinctive plant and animal communities well adapted to that region's physical environment (for example, Tundra, Forest, etc.).
*[http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=couth "Couth"] means "possessing a high degree of sophistication" or "refined".
=== Trivia ===
*When Strong Bad is talking to The Cheat flinging the discs, if you manage to zoom in on the [[Lappy 486|Lappy's]] screen, you'll find out that some different stuff is typed in (not all of it is visible due to Strong Bad's head blocking the Lappy screen):
<blockquote class="lappy email">
so our recipes may seem a bit uncouth. Can something be 
just plain couth? I bet freakin' Strong Sad is plain couth. 
I wouldn't put that past him. Not that you could put 
anything past that guy. Y'know on account of he's so fat. 
And maybe standing in a really narrow alleyway of some 
 
around the grossing out of or the making puke of friends 
and well-wishers.</blockquote>

*Marzipan's Newspaper repeats the following paragraph as many times as necessary to fill up the pages.
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:#000;width:180px">
'''The Latest News''' 
 
It’s all true. All the 
rumors are true. The 
crime is on the rise 
in our very own 
town. Trust me on 
this one. I know 
what I’m talking 
about. No, wait. I 
don’t. I make stuff 
up sometimes. 
That’s cool though, 
right? Good. I’ll 
keep doing it then. 
It’s a lot easy than 
fact checking. That 
stuff can be 
annoying.
</blockquote>

=== Remarks ===
*The way Marzipan is sitting is evidence against the theory that Marzipan's lower body is skirt-shaped.


=== Goofs ===
*When Strong Bad reads the "pimecone" card, the computer screen is almost blank...but still has "and well-wishers." written on it in the same area where Strong Bad typed it before.
*In the beginning of the email, The Cheat is apparently throwing floppy disks from someplace behind him, as the movement of his arm behind him shows. However, when The Cheat jumps up at Strong Bad's suggestion of the ice cream trick, there are no floppy disks behind The Cheat that he could have thrown (unless, of course, he had already thrown all of them).
*In Marzipan's newspaper, the word "easy" should be "easier."

=== Inside References ===
*The newspaper Marzipan is reading is the exact same one (down to the repeating text) she was reading in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
*The book in the Easter egg is titled "So You Want to Cook a [[Wrestleman]]", a phrase that has described Strong Bad previously.
*On the first recipe card where it says "Mix ingredients until golden brown" may be reference to the [[Homestar Quiz]] after you win.
*The towel that the Cheat is wearing appears to be either the same as, or very similar to, the one worn by Homestar in "[[Main Page 14]]."
*The use of the '96 on the card is quite possibly a reference to the year that [[Original Book|the original Homestar Runner book]] was created, during the [[Wikipedia:1996 Summer Olympics|1996 Summer Olympics]] held in Atlanta, Georgia.

=== Real-World References ===
*[http://www.colgate.com/app/Speedstick/US/HomePage.cvsp "Speed Stick"] is an actual brand of underarm deodorant.
*"Old King Droll" is a play on the nursery rhyme "[[Wikipedia:Old King Cole|Old King Cole]]."
*The King of Town's quip about the deodorants being "strong enough for a man" is a reference to [http://www.secret.com/ "Secret" brand deodorant] ads, whose slogan used to be "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

===Fast Forward===
* The television show watched by the King appears again in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]. In that toon, we discover the name of the show is ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]]''.
*In the email [[rock opera]], Strong Bad types "It's only a msyyer pd tun/ blegfr teh '''chekts'''" due to the Cheat throwing roses onto the keyboard.

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[Craig Zobel]])

'''MIKE:''' Uh oh. Strong Bad's here.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it's true, you guys. Who's gonna tolerate it?

'''RYAN:''' It's gonna—It's chronicling one of your greatest pranks yet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. You guys were around for this. Huh? Were you?

'''RYAN:''' We watched it all on TVD.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, me too.

'''MIKE:''' Really the only good thing about this email is the introduction of "Caleb Rentpayer."

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angrily}'' What? What you gonna... jock me like that?

'''RYAN:''' I disagree, Mike.

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Downplay my accomplishments. Look, I just accused those girls of eating lions. ''{Mike laughs}'' That's great! I think there's just— The abbreviation "NJ" means Nigeria. ''{Mike laughs}'' That is comedy at its finest.

'''MIKE:''' That's pretty funny.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Brian!

'''MIKE:''' Uhh, that's pretty good right there; the making puke of—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Exactly.

'''MIKE:''' Kinda switch up the word—

'''STRONG BAD:''' What's The Cheat doing, man?

'''CRAIG:''' What's the game of the day, Ryan?

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's tossing my stuff all over.

'''RYAN:''' Battle Chess. ''{pause}'' Pawdabber.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, this is good.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy is clueless.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' He doesn't even know what a basketball is.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was gonna start calling him "Z" cause he does not— He's not a coach of anything.

'''CRAIG:''' I should have guessed what was gonna happen with the towel around him, but—

'''MIKE:''' Did you not know?

'''CRAIG:''' No, it's talking about—

'''MIKE:''' ''I'' knew.

'''CRAIG:''' I asked Steve about it, too... when I first watch it. Why does The Cheat have a towel around him? ''{Mike chuckles}'' And then you find out!

'''MIKE:''' I had made a shaved The Cheat several weeks prior just— I think just to have. I just—

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's nice to have a shaved The Cheat lying around.

'''RYAN:''' Ohhh hooo ohh...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh. And the fact that when Coach Z coughs up you see the little hairs come out. Oh, puke my pants. That's—

'''MIKE:''' That's right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan Sterritt made that up. Ryan? Talk about it.

'''MIKE:''' Yet another example of us stealing—

'''STRONG BAD:''' At least—

'''MIKE:''' —from out friends.

'''STRONG BAD:''' At least you pay this guy.

'''MIKE:''' That's true.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ryan, give 'em— Tell 'em how where it came from.

'''RYAN:''' Uh...I did it once ''{Everyone laughs}'' and it kind of grossed me out. So, it became a recurring joke.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Puke my pants. Why not?

'''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Something I should not want to do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So this was based on a prank that Matt had when he was a kid. He always wanted to play was wash out an old speed stick, fill it with white chocolate, and then gross some kids out in the locker room after gym class.

'''RYAN:''' We talked briefly about adding a randomizer to the names of the deodorants—

'''MIKE:''' Oh, right.

'''RYAN:''' But we never got around to—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mike made a bunch of sweet, sweet deodorant names.

'''MIKE:''' It was fun coming up with—

'''STRONG BAD:''' other biomes.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Deodorant names.

'''RYAN:''' Like those band namers. You know, you pick like four prefixes and four words like "mountain" and "glaciers."

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's true. I don't have a Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, honestly.

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Ahhh. Doesn't surprise me. I don't know if I believe very much of what you say. Look! That's a rare shot of Marzipan sitting down.

'''MIKE:''' That's true.

'''RYAN:''' Can we "zoom in" on that paper?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, it says the same thing over and over again.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' And it says the same thing from the Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Marzipan needs to get a new subscription. ''{Mike laughs}'' She's such a recycler that she just reads the same paper that she got so many years ago.

'''RYAN:''' Uhh—

'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks great. Mike, remember when you made your wife a post-it note dress?

'''MIKE:''' I did. She—

'''STRONG BAD:''' She didn't want to wear—

'''RYAN:''' She was very excited, wasn't she?

'''MIKE:''' It's still in my closet. ''{laughter}'' Not hers.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It wasn't very flattering. It kinda look like a—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' It looked just like a potato sack—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''RYAN:''' Uhh—

'''MIKE:''' made out of post-it notes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's true.

'''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's the thought that—

'''MIKE:''' Right. Remember the thought?

'''RYAN:''' The girls don't remember the thought.

'''MIKE:''' They don't. They just want—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dudes. Dudes do.

'''MIKE:''' a good looking dress.

'''CRAIG:''' ''{overlapping}'' That was foiled by, um, I almost ate the chips and I got reprimanded for eating the chips that were left over—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's right because I had to...and Mike and Matt had to—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' We had Mo—We had some Moe's Nacho Chips and saved them.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{theme park tour guide-styled monotone voice}'' Welcome to Moe's.

'''CRAIG:''' ''{deep voice, slow}'' Moe's.

'''STRONG BAD:''' He's always the really ''{monotone voice again}'' depressed guy. At the end. ''{normal voice}'' Or they just go "Muhhhhh" ''{pause}'' What did that one say? That disk?

'''MIKE:''' I don't know what that one said.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Somebody slow it back down. Play it again, Ryan—

'''MIKE:''' Call us up, let us know.

'''RYAN:''' ''{imitates rewind noise of a tape}'' There you go.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What did it say?

'''RYAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Good game, boys.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Good game, boys.

'''STRONG BAD:''' OK.

'''RYAN:''' I think it was an action game?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Totalslava. You guys?

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing to himself}'' Poopaw.

'''STRONG BAD:''' So did this mean that I am— I have Euro—Eastern-European roots?

'''MIKE:''' ''{quickly}'' Yes.

''{After The Paper comes down, there is a pause}''

'''MATT:''' Oh, it's not over.—

'''RYAN:''' We finish quick every time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{overlapping}'' That's right, guys. Every time 'cause ''{begins to whisper; decrescendo}'' we don't remember cartoons after we're finished making them!

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail124.html|watch "secret recipes"]]
*[[HR:sbemail124.swf|view the Flash file for "secret recipes"]]
*[[Forum:2014|forum thread re: "secret recipes"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]][[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

modeling

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:56:02 GMT

Sbemail: Yet another period added!

[[Image:sbemail132.PNG|thumb|He'll "pencil you in."]]

'''Strong Bad Email #132'''

Strong Bad is encouraged to become a model.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' June 27, 2005

'''Running time:''' 3:09

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email! ''{pulls up the email, begins reading}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: modeling</div>
dear STRONG BAD!!!!!! 
i think you're a pretty good looking guy. Have you ever 
considered doing some modeling? 
Yours truuly, 
Meghan, Albuquerque
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad yells his name at the top of his lungs, and says "truuly" as "troo-OOly", "Meghan" as "Meg-han", and "Albuquerque" as "Al-bu-quay-quay"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' dear MEGHAN!!!!!! ''{yelled and pronounced as before}'' Of course I've considered modeling. Someone as pretty good looking as me gets approached on the street all the-wait. Modeling?! Hmmmm. That's a truuly ''{pronounced as before}'' great idea! ''{clears screen}'' Why did I never think of that before? Maybe I should go get me some new threads at Styles Upon Styles and get some headshots taken. Pom Pom has a camera. Maybe I'll get him to take some pictures of me. Or better yet, maybe I'll go karate chop the King of Town and THEN get Pom Pom to take some pictures of me.

''{Music starts as Strong Bad approaches the King of Town, in front of his castle. Strong Bad karate chops the King.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in a makeshift modeling studio in the Field. He is sitting on a box, and wearing a blue shirt with a yellow shirt tied around his neck, like a cape. The backdrop is a white sheet with paint in various colors randomly splattered on it, taped to two wooden posts. Photography lights are seen on the left and right, and a silhouette of Pom Pom is seen in the foreground with a camera. The screen flashes as Pom Pom takes the picture, and as it fades back in, we see a closeup of Strong Bad in the same outfit, now holding a tennis racket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha haa!

''{The screen flashes, and now Strong Bad is lying on the ground.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Who, me?

''{Another flash, and now he's standing on the box, with his right hand held out in front of him, as though he's pointing at the camera}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm charming! ''{points with his left hand}''

''{Another flash, and he's now standing with the tennis racket.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm charming!

''{Yet another flash, and the camera is panned back so that Pom Pom is visible again. Strong Bad is standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, what's the time? ''{looks at his right wrist as though looking at a watch}''

''{Another flash, and we see another close up, as Strong Bad starts out turned away from the camera, and he turns toward it, waves, and holds his chin, with afterimages following him. Another flash, and now Strong Bad is wearing a black suit with a purple shirt and glasses, holding a briefcase.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm casually late!

''{Another flash, but the screen doesn't change. Strong Bad walks toward stage right, and pauses posing. The camera flashes again, and Strong Bad is now seen in front of what seems to be a paneled wood wall, holding a telephone with only a frayed wire coming out of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's-a do lunch! Ha-haaa! ''{puts down the phone and picks up the tennis racket again}''

''{Another flash, and Strong Bad is lying on his stomach on the ground, holding a pencil and leaning toward the camera. We can see that the wall in the last image was actually just another screen, leaning on the posts.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll pencil you in. ''{pretends to write something on the ground}''

''{One more flash, and now Strong Bad is in a frozen walking pose in front of a blue screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at the time! ''{kneels and looks at his "watch" again}''

''{Another flash, and now Strong Bad is wearing a white turtleneck and a sailor's cap, while holding a corn-cob pipe and a golf club. A map is seen in the background, in front of the false wood wall.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I say, lads, is that Cape Cod? ''{uses the golf club to point at the map, and shrugs}''

''{Another flash, and the camera cuts back again. This time, Strong Bad is sitting on the box.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look, off the portboard stow!

''{Another flash, and he's standing with his hands on his hips.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're on a collision course with sultriness! ''{shakes hips}''

''{One final flash and we cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I can't wait to get those pictures back from the lab. I can totally see some of them being used in one of those glossy fashion magazines. Y'know, the kind that cost nine bucks and are 97% ads. Like maybe in an ad for those fancy leather shoes that you're supposed to wear without—

''{An ad for "Homely Boy Brand HUGE Tube Socks" featuring Strong Bad is displayed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —socks. WITHOUT SOCKS!

''{The image vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Man! Can you imagine the luxury! Ooh! Or some kinda fancy men's cologn...ac.

''{An ad for "Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream" featuring Strong Bad appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And I can be laying next to some skinny blonde girl looking totally disinterested. You know like, "Whatever, baby.—

''{The ad disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —You can't even approach the flava... of my colognac." ''{clears screen}'' No wait! The cover of some steamy romance novel! And my ripped—

''{A book titled "Unattractive Detective Stories!! The Case of the Dame with the Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth" appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —self would be on top of some cliff or lighthouse clutching a milkmaid in a flowy dress.

''{It vanishes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And she'd be like, "No, Parson Jim, it can never be!" But I'm all like, "Look in your heart, Chezmerelda."

''{The camera cuts back to show Strong Sad standing next to the desk, holding a pile of mail.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey Strong Bad, I was just looking through today's mail, and guess who made the cover of ''Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog''?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Back-to-school already?! It's not even July! So, who's on the cover?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, you are.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''What?!'' I ain't got no husky head!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, it's about the same size as my husky body... ''{hits his stomach twice, resulting in a dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Oh, and this check ''{holds out a check}'' from ''Husky Headed Boys Catalog'' came—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swiping the check}'' Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny! This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon! I bet your husky body's not worth a hundred and eight dollars!

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, but poachers have offered several ''thousand'' for my feet.

''{Homestar Runner walks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey guys! Guess who made this week's cover of ''Stupid Coincidence Magazine''!

''{He holds up the magazine, which features Homestar himself. He then throws it over his shoulder and starts dancing to the same music Strong Bad posed to earlier. The camera flashes, and we see the "Husky Headed Boys" and "Stupid Coincidence Magazine" issues up close. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the diamond on Strong Bad's head to see an ad for "SB Finest Colognac."

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"Colognac" is a portmanteau word formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor one drinks, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau_de_Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance one wears.

===Trivia===
*The ads and magazines read, in order:
<pre>HOMELY BOY BRAND
HUGE TUBE SOCKS

"YOU MIGHT COULD SLEEP IN ONE!"</pre> 
<pre>GOT STINKFOOT?
GET STANKFOOT!
DOCTOR
STANKFOOT'S
WATERY
ATHLETE'S
FOOT CREAM</pre> 
<pre>Unattractive
Detective Stories!!
The Case of the Dame
with the
Hard-to-Look-at-Teeth</pre>
:*''[[Stupid Coincidence Magazine]]:''
<pre>Stupid $9
Coincidence
MAGAZINE

Why Some People
Our Think Saying
Least Likely Ka-Winky-Dink
Issue Yet!! Is Funny
pg. 143</pre>
:*''[[Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog]]:''
<pre>HUSKY Headed Boys
BACK 2 SCHOOL!!
Catalog

Giant Headed
SUMMER 2005 Kids Need
Clothes
Too!!</pre> 
<pre>SB

FINEST COLOGNAC.

drink it. or wear it. we don't really give a care.</pre>

* The map that Strong Bad stands in front of while posing marks "Land," "Haggleston," "[[Place]]," and "Nautical Ocean."

===Remarks===
*We see Strong Bad's written signature in the HUGE Tube Socks ad, and it is different from his signature in the [[Yearbook Character Page]].
*Stupid Coincidence Magazine costs $9, the same price as one of those glossy fashion magazines that Strong Bad mentions.
*Homestar was considering breaking into male modeling in [[crying]].

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad yells, "dear STRONG BAD!!!!!" and, "dear MEGHAN!!!!!", the reflection of his head appears slightly above the Lappy.
*When Homestar holds up the magazine, his image on the cover blinks (this does not happen at the end of the email).
*In the email screen when the "romance novel" comes up, you can no longer click the Lappy to see the "ripple" effect.
*Right after Strong Bad says "letsa do lunch," he holds up the tennis racket, and even though he is in a suit, the arm is bare.

===Inside References===
*Pom Pom's camera was also in the email [[part-time job]].
*"Styles Upon Styles" is a retailer previously mentioned in [[animal]].
*Strong Bad dressed up as a ship's captain in [[pizzaz]], minus the turtleneck.
**The turtleneck was from [[A Decemberween Pageant|the Decemberween pageant]] that [[Free Country, USA]] once put on.
*The screen with the wooden panels is the [[Balding Man]]'s room from [[Senorial Day]].
*"Skinny blonde girls" were first mentioned in [[theme party]].
*[[Place]] first appeared in [[different town]].
*When Strong Sad hits his "husky body" it makes the same sound as when he was pegged by kickballs in [[1 step ahead]].
*Strong Bad originally tried to sell Strong Sad's feet to poachers in [[50 emails]].
*Strong Bad uses a yellow [[Disconnected Telephone]] for one of his business shots.

===Real-world References===
*"Got stinkfoot" is a reference to the SNES game [[Wikipedia:Parodius| Parodius]], in which gaining a power-up will sometimes result in the main character saying "GOT A STINKFOOT?!" out of a megaphone.

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail132.html|watch "modeling"]]
*[[HR:sbemail132.swf|view the Flash file for "modeling"]]
*[[Forum:4027|forum thread re: "modeling"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

garage sale

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:55:11 GMT

Sbemail: Added Remark

[[Image:sbemail129.png|thumb|"The Lurker."]]
'''Strong Bad Email #129'''

Strong Bad gives his thoughts on garage sales and garage sale patrons.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar's House]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' May 2, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: garage sale=money!</div>
hey strong bad! 
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean 
think of all da things you could get with all that money... 
 
cat (yeah that's my real name)</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the first line exaggeratedly fast, as it is written. He over-emphasizes the "da", and doesn't read the part in parentheses, instead saying...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and something I don't wanna read. ''{typing}'' What sort of 'da things' are we talking about here, Catman? 'Da bomb' or, uh, 'da boyz' or even, ''{not typed}'' uh, ''{typing}'' 'da hood?' Nah, I don't think I want any of dose. ''{clears screen}'' Lemme tell you a thing or two about garage sales: Ya ever get the feeling that the people just got lazy taking the trash out, so they stopped right there on the driveway and started putting price tags on things? I mean, isn't it just a little suspicious that there's only a one-letter difference between 'garage sale' and 'garbage sale?' ''{says "gar-bahge", to rhyme with "garage"}'' Except, don't ever say 'garbage' ''{same way}'' like that. That's, like, the only joke Moms have and they can keep it for all I care. So then there's the issue of the sort of folks that frequent garage sales: bottom feeders, lemme tell ya.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's garage sale in the middle of the Field. There is a sign reading "GAR<strike>B</strike>AGE SALE" (with the 'B' crossed out), and [[#Some Items for Sale|merchandise]] is found everywhere with various price tags. Marzipan walks up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, there's the haggler, ''{"THE HAGGLER" appears in the middle of the screen with a bowler derby on it for a moment.}'' the guy who spends all day trying to talk you down from a quarter to twenty-two cents for some worthless piece of crap.

''{The camera scrolls over to Bubs and Strong Bad. Bubs is holding an ugly doll.}''

'''BUBS:''' I'll give you two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

'''STRONG BAD:''' First off...all...that is Aunt Gert! And secondly, she's worth '''way''' more than the quarter I'm asking for her! Heck, I paid six-fifty for her new! And them's 1998 dollars!

'''BUBS:''' Well, maybe if she was wearing a troll outfit, or a witch's hat or somethin'...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll let it go for twenty-four cents.

'''BUBS:''' Twenty-two and a half!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You, my friend... just bought yourself an Aunt Gert.

''{Cut away to the hills of The Field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Next is the lurker. ''{"THE LURKER" appears in the middle of the screen with a candle and two skulls on it for a moment.}'' You know, the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything.

''{The camera pans down to Strong Sad and Senor Cardgage looking at merchandise. Strong Sad steps away from Senor Cardgage.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And you're like, is he there just to be seen?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Look at this can of peas, Helvetica! Won't you help me buy it for you?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm finding it hard to express just how uncomfortable I am right now.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to!

''{Strong Bad walks up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're not gonna buy anything, you gotta leave. You're drivin' away all my best customers!

''{Senor Cardgage walks off with the can of peas.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Augh! I feel like I need a chemical shower after talking to that guy! Do we have an emergency eyewash station?

'''STRONG BAD:''' At least he bought something, ''lurker!'' Go back to Stuckey's! ''{voiceover}'' And last, but not least...

''{Cut to another part of the garage sale, this time with Marzipan and Coach Z. "COACH Z", with a basketball instead of the O and a towel hanging off the Z, appears in the middle of the screen. Coach Z is carrying a variety of items all labelled "Great for baby!". In front of them is a picnic blanket with more "Great for baby!" items on it, except for one, which is labelled "Great for Graw Mad"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...there's Coach Z.

''{The text disappears.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the "great for baby" items?

'''COACH Z:''' I'd prefer that you didn't.

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Obviously, wasting your Saturday morning just to sell $3.19 worth of trash isn't the real reason to have a garage sale. It's to get people out of their houses so The Cheat can ransack them!!

''{Cut to Homestar's living room. The place is a wreck, and The Cheat is standing in the middle of the room near a large bag. Frank Bennedetto is laying on its side in the foreground.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{says something while stuffing Homestar's cow lamp into the bag}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{popping out of the bag}'' Hey, can you put this cow lamp back? ''{throws it out}'' We're running out of room in here! You wouldn't get much for that thing anyways. It's not even a real cow.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See? And then we'd make a killing when we sell the stuff back to them a few weeks later at an inflated price.

''{Cut to the garage sale. Marzipan and Strong Bad are standing near Marzipan's answering machine on a table.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh! This is perfect! I've always wanted an answering machine!

'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' ''{in Marzipan's voice}'' It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message!

''{Marzipan looks at Strong Bad angrily, while Strong Bad looks around shiftily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, see, it ''is'' perfect! It already knows your name, even! Heh! Oooh, heh. Eee. Oh. Hmm. Peow! ''{runs off}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' More like, ''pree''-ow!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*At the beginning, click on "da bomb," "da boyz", and "da hood" to bring up T-shirts with phrases incorporating each term.
*At the end, click on the Heavy Lourde to see Homestar make an offer he can't refuse.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We got a Homestar Runner for sale! Slightly used and mostly confused! We can't ''give'' these things away! ''{leans}'' I'll take it! ''{leans other way}'' I'll take twelve! ''{stands upright}'' Drive one home today!
*Click on the answering machine to see more of Coach Z.
:''{Marzipan and Coach Z are at the garage sale in the same positions as before.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This garage sale is more like a gar-''bahge'' sale.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaning in from offscreen}'' DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH! Moms Only!
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, then I'm okay to say it!
:''{Strong Bad and Marzipan look shocked and confused by Coach Z's comment.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*There are two messages on Marzipan's answering machine.
*According to [http://www.westegg.com/inflation/ The Inflation Calculator], A "1998 dollar" would be worth about $1.16 (as of 2005). So Strong bad paying $6.50 for Aunt Gert in 1998 is equivalent to paying $7.53 for her in 2005.

===Remarks===
*While it is dubious that ''any'' of the objects listed as "Great for Baby!" are appropriate for infants, the only one known to be "inappropriate" for them is the Helicopter—in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], it is said to be for "Ages 3–5".
*Strong Bad and The Cheat already broke Homestar's cow lamp in [[caper]].
*"The Lurker" didn't actually pay for the can of peas, he just took it.

===Goofs===
*When the camera scrolls to the left at the beginning of the "Haggler" scene, the Garage sale sign suddenly disappears just before it should go off screen.
*The image of Gooblies is obviously flipped, as you can see if you zoom in on his washing care label when Strong Sad moves out of the way, the "G" is displayed backwards.
*"Moms" in "the only joke Moms have" should be lowercase.

===Inside References===
*"Graw Mad" is Strong Bad's nickname for [[Strong Mad]] in [[the facts]].
*Homestar's [[Homestar's Cow Lamp|cow lamp]] first appeared in [[caper]].
*"Pree-oww" is the [[Wikipedia:Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] for the sound The Paper makes when it comes down, and was first said in [[autobiography]].
*The Haggler sign's hat is a recolored version of [[Homsar|Homsar's]] bowler derby.
*Homestar has previously described Senor Cardgage as smelling like pea soup.

===Real-World References===
*[http://www.selectsoft.com/repository/LSTYPTUJUJ| Typing Tutor Jr.] is an educational video game made by Selectsoft Publishing for the PC and Mac in 2001.
*[[Wikipedia:Stuckey's|Stuckey's]] is a [http://www.stuckeys.com/search.php chain] of roadside convenience stores found on highways throughout the Southeast, Southwest, and Midwest United States.
*Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Sad as [[Wikipedia:Helvetica|Helvetica]], a famous sans-serif typeface.
*The whole e-mail resembles an old comedy VHS film (by [http://www.theadman.net/am/video/J2%20Communications/1/ J2 Communications]) called "[http://www.theadman.net/a/6300167208/How-to-Have-a-Moneymaking-Garage-Sale-Starring-Phyllis-Diller.html How to Have a Money-Making Garage Sale]," in which [[Wikipedia:Phyllis Diller|Phyllis Diller]] discusses sensible and frivolous tips as well as the many different "species" of customers who come by.
*The "gar-bahge" pronounciation was originally made popular in Hefty Trash Bag commercials by comedian [[Wikipedia:Jonathan_Winters|Jonathan Winters]].
*Both a "chemical shower" and an "eye wash station" are safety features found in a common chemical laboratory, as well as in the majority of chemistry classrooms.

===Some Items for Sale===
*Except for the candle, the egg carton, Aunt Gert, and unpriced items, all prices refer to the number of the email in which the item first appeared.

====On Display====
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Troop Transport]] - $93
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced the [[Cheat Commandos]].
* [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'s Telegramophone from [[50 emails]] - $50
* Eggs from [[morning routine]] - $54
* Box labelled "riverquest safariventure" from [[theme park]] - $1.04
* [[Ab-Abber 2000]] from [[suntan]] - $77
* [[Heavy Lourde]] from [[homsar]] - $2
* "Words I Probably Said" tape from [[autobiography]] - $67
* [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] - $50
** The price indicates [[50 emails]], but Swiss Cake Rolls actually appeared in [[invisibility]] - which was SB e-mail #41, before 50 emails.
* [['Lectric Boots]] from [[extra plug]] - $116
* "[[sb_snailmail.exe]]" mailbox from [[other days]] - $111
* Tandy 400 [[Floppy Disk Container]], which first appeared in [[little animal]] (disk showing is "typing tutor jr") - $23
* [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]] from [[50 emails]] - $50
* [[Gooblies]] from [[suntan]] - $77
* [[The Cloitsterizer]] from [[suntan]]: "Great for Graw Mad" - $77
* Keg of [[Cold One]]s: "Great for Baby!" - $38
** This particular keg has not been seen before, but it is similar in shape to the [[Melonade]] keg seen in [[helium]] and other places.
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Helicopter]]: "Great for Baby!" - $93
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced The Cheat Commandos.
* Marzipan's Answering Machine, the [[PhoneTime XL8]] - $129
** The price refers to the current email, which is the first one to have the PhoneTime XL8 outside an Easter egg.
* Purple Candle from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $00
** The price is zero since the candle has never been seen in an email.
* Egg Carton from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $EGG

====Hidden Items====
* A bag of [[Potate]] chips (price not given)
** Appears out of frame in the swf file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad
* "More Like, YOU Write A Book About Come-Back Jokes, NERD!" book from [[50 emails]]: "Great for Baby!" - $50
** Appears out of frame in the swf file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad
** Presumably bought by Coach Z, as it appears in his arms later in the cartoon

====Sold Items====
* "Aunt Gert" pantyhose doll - $.25
** Sold to Bubs for 22½¢
* "Canopy's" can of peas - $99
** Presumably bought by Senor Cardgage for "Helvetica".
** The price refers to [[different town]], in which [[The King of Town]] was buried alive in a box of peas.
**This item might come from [[The Cheatar]] when Strong Bad asks The Cheat to open his can of peas.
* [[Clock Radio]] from [[12:00]]: "Great for Baby!" (price not given)
** Presumably bought by Coach Z
* Box of scorpions from [[your friends]]: "Great for Baby!" (price not given)
** Presumably bought by Coach Z
* Homestar Runner - SOLD
** Apparently bought by himself

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], and [[Ryan Sterritt]])

''{overlapping}'' ...ooh ahh ooh ahh

Here comes another email that I'll answer for you.

All right.

So... this is, uh, the last email that we've made up to this point of the time that we're doing the commentaries.

Yeah we don't even know what email 130's gonna be like and we might even start making it today.

That's true and we still don't know what it's gonna be about.

'''MATT:''' I really like Mike's work on that Easter egg of those, those, uh, "da-something" T-shirts.

Oh those shirts. "Da boyz."

Those two babies are—

Cute babies.

And the one "da hood" is awesome! That skull—

Why wasn't it "da hoodie"?

...

'''RYAN:''' Ruined the commentary once again.

''{laughing}'' Oh, it's not true.

So what else, Ryan? We were talking about other mom jokes, like there's "gar-bahge", there's Tar—they call Target "tar-zhay". All right, um, there's a couple others... I don't remember what they were. That's, that's just Homsar's derby hat on "The Haggler" with— and I changed the colors.

'''RYAN:''' I like, I like seeing all the things from the previous emails in there.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah I— Matt did, uh, all this part so I didn't even notice most of this stuff until the second or third watching.

The tape...

The price, the price, um, the price on all of 'em usually corresponds to the email it was from.

Really?

Yeah

Little insider trading.

Yeah. Except The Cheat Commando, I think anything that's The Cheat Commandos I make it be to the "army" email, 'cause that's where Firebert was from.

Ah.

So...

And there's a lot more expression; you see Bubs is sneering; he's like lowering his eyes.

'''MIKE:''' Anytime a character's got squinty or angry eyes you know Matt animated that part.

'''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''

Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now.

What was the lobster name?

'''MIKE:''' Goobless. That was a real, that was a real stuffed animal that Matt had. There's Goobless right there.

We went over that on the last email.

Gooby.

Gooby.

'''MATT:''' Um, the can of peas is a clever play on words; it's Canopy's, like "Canopy-apostrophe-s."

Ahhh. Ohhh. Clever.

'''MATT:''' The Canopy's brand can of peas.

That's clever.

That's too much for me.

Yeah.

I like the back of Strong Sad's knees there.

''{overlapping}'' legs

Did you make that just for that?

...

Yeah, they're kinda worn out. He bends them a lot it looks like. He needs to get some lotion on the back of his knees.

What does he have in his hands there.

He's got the Strong Bad comebacks book: "More Like, YOU Write a Book About Comebacks, Nerd". Uh, the alarm clock, and maybe something else.

Alarm clock might be okay for a baby.

Yeah, probably wouldn't know what to do with it.

Or at least for someone with a baby.

The cow lamp. We need to make the cowlamp; I want a cow lamp so bad.

Yeah, make it. Ryan! ''{overlapping}'' Ryan, make that.

Somebody make it for me for my birthday.

'''RYAN:''' I got it! I'm on this one!

'''MATT and MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''RYAN:''' I like this, her intro here. It's a great day at Marzipan's.

'''MATT:''' They would make me say that, or they wanted you to say that when I worked at Mindspring. It's a great day at- It's a great day at Mindspring! This is Matt with customer service. How can I have your email address or account number, please?

''{laughs}''

I don't know, how can you?

== External Links ==
* [[HR:sbemail129.html|watch "garage sale"]]
* [[HR:sbemail129.swf|view the Flash file for "garage sale"]]
* [[Forum:3045|forum thread re: "garage sale"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

garage sale

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:49:17 GMT

Sbemail: Another period

[[Image:sbemail129.png|thumb|"The Lurker."]]
'''Strong Bad Email #129'''

Strong Bad gives his thoughts on garage sales and garage sale patrons.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Frank Bennedetto]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar's House]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' May 2, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

==Transcript==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: garage sale=money!</div>
hey strong bad! 
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean 
think of all da things you could get with all that money... 
 
cat (yeah that's my real name)</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads the first line exaggeratedly fast, as it is written. He over-emphasizes the "da", and doesn't read the part in parentheses, instead saying...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and something I don't wanna read. ''{typing}'' What sort of 'da things' are we talking about here, Catman? 'Da bomb' or, uh, 'da boyz' or even, ''{not typed}'' uh, ''{typing}'' 'da hood?' Nah, I don't think I want any of dose. ''{clears screen}'' Lemme tell you a thing or two about garage sales: Ya ever get the feeling that the people just got lazy taking the trash out, so they stopped right there on the driveway and started putting price tags on things? I mean, isn't it just a little suspicious that there's only a one-letter difference between 'garage sale' and 'garbage sale?' ''{says "gar-bahge", to rhyme with "garage"}'' Except, don't ever say 'garbage' ''{same way}'' like that. That's, like, the only joke Moms have and they can keep it for all I care. So then there's the issue of the sort of folks that frequent garage sales: bottom feeders, lemme tell ya.

''{Cut to Strong Bad's garage sale in the middle of the Field. There is a sign reading "GAR<strike>B</strike>AGE SALE" (with the 'B' crossed out), and [[#Some Items for Sale|merchandise]] is found everywhere with various price tags. Marzipan walks up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, there's the haggler, ''{"THE HAGGLER" appears in the middle of the screen with a bowler derby on it for a moment.}'' the guy who spends all day trying to talk you down from a quarter to twenty-two cents for some worthless piece of crap.

''{The camera scrolls over to Bubs and Strong Bad. Bubs is holding an ugly doll.}''

'''BUBS:''' I'll give you two thin dimes for this pantyhose doll.

'''STRONG BAD:''' First off...all...that is Aunt Gert! And secondly, she's worth '''way''' more than the quarter I'm asking for her! Heck, I paid six-fifty for her new! And them's 1998 dollars!

'''BUBS:''' Well, maybe if she was wearing a troll outfit, or a witch's hat or somethin'...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll let it go for twenty-four cents.

'''BUBS:''' Twenty-two and a half!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You, my friend... just bought yourself an Aunt Gert.

''{Cut away to the hills of The Field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Next is the lurker. ''{"THE LURKER" appears in the middle of the screen with a candle and two skulls on it for a moment.}'' You know, the shady night-manager at Stuckey's type, who shades around all day but never buys anything.

''{The camera pans down to Strong Sad and Senor Cardgage looking at merchandise. Strong Sad steps away from Senor Cardgage.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And you're like, is he there just to be seen?

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Look at this can of peas, Helvetica! Won't you help me buy it for you?

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm finding it hard to express just how uncomfortable I am right now.

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to!

''{Strong Bad walks up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, if you're not gonna buy anything, you gotta leave. You're drivin' away all my best customers!

''{Senor Cardgage walks off with the can of peas.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Augh! I feel like I need a chemical shower after talking to that guy! Do we have an emergency eyewash station?

'''STRONG BAD:''' At least he bought something, ''lurker!'' Go back to Stuckey's! ''{voiceover}'' And last, but not least...

''{Cut to another part of the garage sale, this time with Marzipan and Coach Z. "COACH Z", with a basketball instead of the O and a towel hanging off the Z, appears in the middle of the screen. Coach Z is carrying a variety of items all labelled "Great for baby!". In front of them is a picnic blanket with more "Great for baby!" items on it, except for one, which is labelled "Great for Graw Mad"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...there's Coach Z.

''{The text disappears.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the "great for baby" items?

'''COACH Z:''' I'd prefer that you didn't.

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Obviously, wasting your Saturday morning just to sell $3.19 worth of trash isn't the real reason to have a garage sale. It's to get people out of their houses so The Cheat can ransack them!!

''{Cut to Homestar's living room. The place is a wreck, and The Cheat is standing in the middle of the room near a large bag. Frank Bennedetto is laying on its side in the foreground.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{says something while stuffing Homestar's cow lamp into the bag}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{popping out of the bag}'' Hey, can you put this cow lamp back? ''{throws it out}'' We're running out of room in here! You wouldn't get much for that thing anyways. It's not even a real cow.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See? And then we'd make a killing when we sell the stuff back to them a few weeks later at an inflated price.

''{Cut to the garage sale. Marzipan and Strong Bad are standing near Marzipan's answering machine on a table.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh! This is perfect! I've always wanted an answering machine!

'''ANSWERING MACHINE:''' ''{in Marzipan's voice}'' It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message!

''{Marzipan looks at Strong Bad angrily, while Strong Bad looks around shiftily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, see, it ''is'' perfect! It already knows your name, even! Heh! Oooh, heh. Eee. Oh. Hmm. Peow! ''{runs off}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' More like, ''pree''-ow!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*At the beginning, click on "da bomb," "da boyz", and "da hood" to bring up T-shirts with phrases incorporating each term.
*At the end, click on the Heavy Lourde to see Homestar make an offer he can't refuse.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We got a Homestar Runner for sale! Slightly used and mostly confused! We can't ''give'' these things away! ''{leans}'' I'll take it! ''{leans other way}'' I'll take twelve! ''{stands upright}'' Drive one home today!
*Click on the answering machine to see more of Coach Z.
:''{Marzipan and Coach Z are at the garage sale in the same positions as before.}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This garage sale is more like a gar-''bahge'' sale.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{leaning in from offscreen}'' DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH! Moms Only!
:'''COACH Z:''' Oh, then I'm okay to say it!
:''{Strong Bad and Marzipan look shocked and confused by Coach Z's comment.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*There are two messages on Marzipan's answering machine.
*According to [http://www.westegg.com/inflation/ The Inflation Calculator], A "1998 dollar" would be worth about $1.16 (as of 2005). So Strong bad paying $6.50 for Aunt Gert in 1998 is equivalent to paying $7.53 for her in 2005.

===Remarks===
*While it is dubious that ''any'' of the objects listed as "Great for Baby!" are appropriate for infants, the only one known to be "inappropriate" for them is the Helicopter—in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]], it is said to be for "Ages 3–5".
*Strong Bad and The Cheat already broke Homestar's cow lamp in [[caper]].

===Goofs===
*When the camera scrolls to the left at the beginning of the "Haggler" scene, the Garage sale sign suddenly disappears just before it should go off screen.
*The image of Gooblies is obviously flipped, as you can see if you zoom in on his washing care label when Strong Sad moves out of the way, the "G" is displayed backwards.
*"Moms" in "the only joke Moms have" should be lowercase.

===Inside References===
*"Graw Mad" is Strong Bad's nickname for [[Strong Mad]] in [[the facts]].
*Homestar's [[Homestar's Cow Lamp|cow lamp]] first appeared in [[caper]].
*"Pree-oww" is the [[Wikipedia:Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] for the sound The Paper makes when it comes down, and was first said in [[autobiography]].
*The Haggler sign's hat is a recolored version of [[Homsar|Homsar's]] bowler derby.
*Homestar has previously described Senor Cardgage as smelling like pea soup.

===Real-World References===
*[http://www.selectsoft.com/repository/LSTYPTUJUJ| Typing Tutor Jr.] is an educational video game made by Selectsoft Publishing for the PC and Mac in 2001.
*[[Wikipedia:Stuckey's|Stuckey's]] is a [http://www.stuckeys.com/search.php chain] of roadside convenience stores found on highways throughout the Southeast, Southwest, and Midwest United States.
*Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Sad as [[Wikipedia:Helvetica|Helvetica]], a famous sans-serif typeface.
*The whole e-mail resembles an old comedy VHS film (by [http://www.theadman.net/am/video/J2%20Communications/1/ J2 Communications]) called "[http://www.theadman.net/a/6300167208/How-to-Have-a-Moneymaking-Garage-Sale-Starring-Phyllis-Diller.html How to Have a Money-Making Garage Sale]," in which [[Wikipedia:Phyllis Diller|Phyllis Diller]] discusses sensible and frivolous tips as well as the many different "species" of customers who come by.
*The "gar-bahge" pronounciation was originally made popular in Hefty Trash Bag commercials by comedian [[Wikipedia:Jonathan_Winters|Jonathan Winters]].
*Both a "chemical shower" and an "eye wash station" are safety features found in a common chemical laboratory, as well as in the majority of chemistry classrooms.

===Some Items for Sale===
*Except for the candle, the egg carton, Aunt Gert, and unpriced items, all prices refer to the number of the email in which the item first appeared.

====On Display====
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Troop Transport]] - $93
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced the [[Cheat Commandos]].
* [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]'s Telegramophone from [[50 emails]] - $50
* Eggs from [[morning routine]] - $54
* Box labelled "riverquest safariventure" from [[theme park]] - $1.04
* [[Ab-Abber 2000]] from [[suntan]] - $77
* [[Heavy Lourde]] from [[homsar]] - $2
* "Words I Probably Said" tape from [[autobiography]] - $67
* [[Swiss Cake Rolls]] - $50
** The price indicates [[50 emails]], but Swiss Cake Rolls actually appeared in [[invisibility]] - which was SB e-mail #41, before 50 emails.
* [['Lectric Boots]] from [[extra plug]] - $116
* "[[sb_snailmail.exe]]" mailbox from [[other days]] - $111
* Tandy 400 [[Floppy Disk Container]], which first appeared in [[little animal]] (disk showing is "typing tutor jr") - $23
* [[Strong Bad's Fondue Pot]] from [[50 emails]] - $50
* [[Gooblies]] from [[suntan]] - $77
* [[The Cloitsterizer]] from [[suntan]]: "Great for Graw Mad" - $77
* Keg of [[Cold One]]s: "Great for Baby!" - $38
** This particular keg has not been seen before, but it is similar in shape to the [[Melonade]] keg seen in [[helium]] and other places.
* Cheat Commandos [[Cheap_as_Free#Toys|Helicopter]]: "Great for Baby!" - $93
** The price refers to [[army]], the email which introduced The Cheat Commandos.
* Marzipan's Answering Machine, the [[PhoneTime XL8]] - $129
** The price refers to the current email, which is the first one to have the PhoneTime XL8 outside an Easter egg.
* Purple Candle from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $00
** The price is zero since the candle has never been seen in an email.
* Egg Carton from [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] - $EGG

====Hidden Items====
* A bag of [[Potate]] chips (price not given)
** Appears out of frame in the swf file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad
* "More Like, YOU Write A Book About Come-Back Jokes, NERD!" book from [[50 emails]]: "Great for Baby!" - $50
** Appears out of frame in the swf file when Bubs is haggling with Strong Bad
** Presumably bought by Coach Z, as it appears in his arms later in the cartoon

====Sold Items====
* "Aunt Gert" pantyhose doll - $.25
** Sold to Bubs for 22½¢
* "Canopy's" can of peas - $99
** Presumably bought by Senor Cardgage for "Helvetica".
** The price refers to [[different town]], in which [[The King of Town]] was buried alive in a box of peas.
**This item might come from [[The Cheatar]] when Strong Bad asks The Cheat to open his can of peas.
* [[Clock Radio]] from [[12:00]]: "Great for Baby!" (price not given)
** Presumably bought by Coach Z
* Box of scorpions from [[your friends]]: "Great for Baby!" (price not given)
** Presumably bought by Coach Z
* Homestar Runner - SOLD
** Apparently bought by himself

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], and [[Ryan Sterritt]])

''{overlapping}'' ...ooh ahh ooh ahh

Here comes another email that I'll answer for you.

All right.

So... this is, uh, the last email that we've made up to this point of the time that we're doing the commentaries.

Yeah we don't even know what email 130's gonna be like and we might even start making it today.

That's true and we still don't know what it's gonna be about.

'''MATT:''' I really like Mike's work on that Easter egg of those, those, uh, "da-something" T-shirts.

Oh those shirts. "Da boyz."

Those two babies are—

Cute babies.

And the one "da hood" is awesome! That skull—

Why wasn't it "da hoodie"?

...

'''RYAN:''' Ruined the commentary once again.

''{laughing}'' Oh, it's not true.

So what else, Ryan? We were talking about other mom jokes, like there's "gar-bahge", there's Tar—they call Target "tar-zhay". All right, um, there's a couple others... I don't remember what they were. That's, that's just Homsar's derby hat on "The Haggler" with— and I changed the colors.

'''RYAN:''' I like, I like seeing all the things from the previous emails in there.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah I— Matt did, uh, all this part so I didn't even notice most of this stuff until the second or third watching.

The tape...

The price, the price, um, the price on all of 'em usually corresponds to the email it was from.

Really?

Yeah

Little insider trading.

Yeah. Except The Cheat Commando, I think anything that's The Cheat Commandos I make it be to the "army" email, 'cause that's where Firebert was from.

Ah.

So...

And there's a lot more expression; you see Bubs is sneering; he's like lowering his eyes.

'''MIKE:''' Anytime a character's got squinty or angry eyes you know Matt animated that part.

'''RYAN:''' ''{laughs}''

Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now.

What was the lobster name?

'''MIKE:''' Goobless. That was a real, that was a real stuffed animal that Matt had. There's Goobless right there.

We went over that on the last email.

Gooby.

Gooby.

'''MATT:''' Um, the can of peas is a clever play on words; it's Canopy's, like "Canopy-apostrophe-s."

Ahhh. Ohhh. Clever.

'''MATT:''' The Canopy's brand can of peas.

That's clever.

That's too much for me.

Yeah.

I like the back of Strong Sad's knees there.

''{overlapping}'' legs

Did you make that just for that?

...

Yeah, they're kinda worn out. He bends them a lot it looks like. He needs to get some lotion on the back of his knees.

What does he have in his hands there.

He's got the Strong Bad comebacks book: "More Like, YOU Write a Book About Comebacks, Nerd". Uh, the alarm clock, and maybe something else.

Alarm clock might be okay for a baby.

Yeah, probably wouldn't know what to do with it.

Or at least for someone with a baby.

The cow lamp. We need to make the cowlamp; I want a cow lamp so bad.

Yeah, make it. Ryan! ''{overlapping}'' Ryan, make that.

Somebody make it for me for my birthday.

'''RYAN:''' I got it! I'm on this one!

'''MATT and MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''RYAN:''' I like this, her intro here. It's a great day at Marzipan's.

'''MATT:''' They would make me say that, or they wanted you to say that when I worked at Mindspring. It's a great day at- It's a great day at Mindspring! This is Matt with customer service. How can I have your email address or account number, please?

''{laughs}''

I don't know, how can you?

== External Links ==
* [[HR:sbemail129.html|watch "garage sale"]]
* [[HR:sbemail129.swf|view the Flash file for "garage sale"]]
* [[Forum:3045|forum thread re: "garage sale"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]]

caffeine

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:45:11 GMT

Sbemail: Added period

[[Image:sbemail91.png|thumb|A janking in progress.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #91'''

Strong Bad answers an email from Justin in Murfreesboro, TN. Justin asks why Strong Bad has never given any caffeine to his whiny brother, Strong Sad. Strong Bad has been looking for a project for the upcoming All-Wide Science Fair, so he decides to try Justin's suggestion. Hilarity ensues.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Classroom]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' December 10, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:38

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
It must be really annoying living 
with someone as whiny as Strong Sad. 
Why don't you slip him some caffeine? 
 
Justin 
Murfreesboro, TN</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Tekken" instead of "TN" or "Tennessee"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh-ho-ho-ho! (devilish laugh) ''{devilish laugh is said and typed the same way}''

''{Strong Bad clears the screen and types again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro. But we got the All-Wide Science Fair just around the corner and I've been straining for a project. So far alls I've come up with is the effects of gasoline. ''{pauses a bit}'' On fire. ''{stops typing}''

''{cut to a blue-print-style background that displays what Strong Bad says as he says it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, I figure I just drop a couple of heaping spoonfuls of Sanka into Strong Sad's orange juice, and collect the ensuing data. I'll definitely get first place. And who knows? I might even win me a Noble Peacie Prize!

''{Cut to view of Strong Bad and Strong Sad in the basement. Strong Bad is holding a legal pad, which he makes periodic notes in. One of Strong Sad's eyes is open unnaturally wide, and he holds his hands high above his head. His fingers twitch from time to time, and the music is also full of wrong notes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So Strong Sad, tell me, how do you feel?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{speaking very quickly and clapping his hands together over his head}'' I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs.

''{Cut to Strong Sad following an annoyed The Cheat on hands and knees. Strong Bad is in the background, watching and taking notes.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey The Cheat! Listen up! Hodododododo! What did I say? What did I just say? Did I say anything? What about this one: hoo hee haw whadiawah! Did that mean anything? ''{Strong Bad voice-over begins}'' Did I offend you? I hope I didn't offend you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' After being exposed to my control Cheat, subject started acting ''way'' creepier than normal...like, even for Strong Sad.

''{cut to Marzipan's house, where she is trying to paint with Strong Sad next to her. We see Strong Bad in the foreground making more observations and taking more notes.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Mar-zi-pan, Marzipan! What do you wanna make? You wanna make some wood-davers with me? I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need! I said pine cones! pine cones! Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful! Sell 'em at the corner store! Sell 'em at the five and dime! Marzipan, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train! Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off! It's a new century!

''{Strong Sad continues to ramble on as Marzipan walks away and Strong Bad continues}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The subject's condition continued to deteriorate, and he began making up arts and crafts activities. Like wood-davers.

''{cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is sitting on the couch, and Strong Sad is hanging upside-down from the ceiling}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET DOWN.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No!

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET DOWN!

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no... Parakeet.

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{in disbelief}'' Did you just say "parakeet"?

''{Cut to a field with Strong Sad and Coach Z. Strong Sad alternates bouncing on his left and right legs. Strong Bad is in the background making notes and observations again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' In the final stages, subject became: ''{The following words come up on the screen in Tandy text as Strong Bad says them}'' Erratic, violent, and Really Funny to Watch.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{slapping Coach Z in the head}'' Hey Coach Z! Hey Coach Z! What-a-ya-got? What-a-ya-got for me? How about that? Wanna play some soccer? ''{while Coach Z is speaking}'' Some hockeyjock? I got whatever it takes! Hey, ya want some salad? Pasta salad? Tuna salad? Fruit salad?

'''COACH Z:''' Woo! Woo! Cut that out! Don't hurt me! I don't wanna die! I'm just an old man— ''{Strong Sad steals Coach Z's hat after it falls to the ground}'' Ooh! Ooh!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...Salad! Fruit salad! Fruit salad! Fruit salad! ''{Slowing down}'' Salad... ''{powering-down sound}''...Salad as a rock... Um... Coach Z, what are we doin' here?

'''COACH Z:''' You was tryin' to jank me.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Feelin' woozy...

''{Strong Sad falls on his back. Coach Z's hat lands on his stomach. Cut to the All-Wide Science Fair auditorium stage, where a picture of Strong Sad on his back is shown on Strong Bad's easel under the caption "Results:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' At this point, the test subject...was dead. ''{Gasp from the audience}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Offscreen}'' I was not dead!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Shut up. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion: ...Strong Sad's adopted. ''{another gasp from the audience}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Offscreen}'' That's not true either!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down as a close up of Strong Bad's project is shown}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end of the e-mail, click on the various pictures on the right side of Strong Bad's science project board to see some of his car sketches.
*Hold down the mouse button over the paper in the folder on the left side to see Strong Bad's original project.
*Move your mouse to the right side of the screen to find an arrow which you can click on to see Homestar Runner's project.
*Click on the melted ice cube and you'll see Homestar explain his project.
:'''HOMESTAR''': For my project, I opted to use more social studies...a-than science.
:'''CROWD''': Ah, I see! Impressive! (miscellaneous chatter)

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*With the exception of the Halloween toons, this is the first time [[Coach Z]] is seen without his hat on.
*Two versions of this were put up on the site. The first, which can be viewed on a mirror [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail91.html here] has Coach Z saying "I'm just a crazy old man!" while being slapped. However, [[HR:sbemail91.html|the version currently on the site]] has him saying "I'm just an old man!" The reason for this change is unknown.
*The "All-Wide Science Fair" sign is printed on fan-fold paper, possibly from the same printer as [[The Paper]].
*In the end when we see Strong Bad's Science Project, the sheet of paper in a pocket under the blue words "What's a [[Wood-davers|Wood-daver]]" reads:
<pre>Strong Bad's
Science Fair Project
(not "The Effects of
Gasoline on Fire" again)</pre>

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad says "coming in at number 91" at the beginning of the email. (This is e-mail #91.) In the email [[flashback]], he says he lost count of his emails somewhere around #51, but it could have been a coincidence.
*The sound of Strong Sad coming down from his caffeine 'high' is the same sound used in [[gimmicks]] when Strong Bad's Tandy 400 shut down and was about to explode.
*Strong Sad's bulging eye is an upside-down copy of [[Bubs|Bubs']] smaller eye.
*Strong Bad says "After being exposed to my control Cheat..." without the usual preceeding "The."
*Strong Sad is moving so erratically, he has two mouths to add to the illusion after Marzipan walks away.

===Inside References===
*"Hockeyjock" is likely a reference to [[personal favorites]].

===Real-World References===
*When reading "TN" Strong Bad says "''Tekken''" instead of "Tennessee". ''[[Wikipedia:Tekken|Tekken]]'' is a popular fighting game by [[Wikipedia:Namco|Namco]].
*The "shark-mobile" may be a reference to an old [[Wikipedia:Hot Wheels|Hot Wheels]] car called "The Sharkruiser."
*"Cut of your jib" is an old sailors' phrase, used to describe the expression on one's face, or the appearance of a ship from afar (the shape of the foresail, or "cut of the jib", described a ship's character). [http://www.bibliomania.com/2/3/255/1168/19836/1/frameset.html]
*Strong Bad's "Noble Peacie Prize" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Nobel Foundation|Nobel Foundation's]] [[Wikipedia:Nobel Peace Prize|Peace Prize]].
*Ironically, [[Wikipedia:Sanka|Sanka]] was the world's first brand of decaffeinated coffee. [http://www.telusplanet.net/public/coffee/history.htm Invented] in 1903, Sanka was first marketed in the United States in 1923.
*A [[wikipedia:Five and dime|five and dime]] was a type of store popular in the mid-1900's originally selling items such as candy and small toys.

===Fast Forward===
*Caffeinated Strong Sad returns in [[boring (really)]].

== DVD Version ==
*All of the Easter eggs are intact, but have been condensed down into two Easter eggs.
**The first DVD Easter egg (found via the hidden Strong Bad Icon to the left of the Project Title) features a peek at what Strong Bad's original product was, closeups of all three of the "cool cars," '''and''' a closeup of the paper in the folder. Plus, the fire from the original project burns a corner off The Paper.
**The second DVD Easter egg (found via the hidden Strong Bad Icon to the right of the Project Title) combines Homestar's Project and his comments on it.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail91.html|watch "caffeine"]]
*[[HR:sbemail91.swf|view the Flash file for "caffeine"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

User:Sbemail

Sbemail — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:40:52 GMT

Sbemail: Small change

<div style="background:black;color:turquoise;padding:0px">
==Intro==
[[Image:ATC_Strong_Bad.PNG|thumb|Oh, I am so awesome!!]]
Hello,

This is mainly about why I am a member, and some other stuff about me.

The first thing you should know, is that I am new to this website(but not to homestar!) and do not know all that I should...I can't think of an example because some people (thanks again) already told me how to link and put on images.

The next thing that might(probably not!) help to know, is that I became a member here on 10/21/05.

One last thing that I want to tell you, is that I have seen practically all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html toons and shorts]on [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestar]...I have seen all the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad emails](thats partly why I have this name!!)...and that I definately ''haven't'' remembered everything about them!!

== How I found this website/why I wanted to become a member ==
Basically, I was looking up the song [[Experimental_Film| lyrics]] to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm.html Experimental Film], I found this website during my search. I found those, then saw that this site had tons of stuff about homestar...so now I come here every time I have a homestar question.

I wanted to become a member because I know a lot about homestar, and wanted to contribute my knowedge to those who have questions. It's as simple as that.

== Favorites ==
These are some of my favorite homestar things. My favorite...[[Image:qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG|thumb|My favorite character.]]

*Strong Bad email is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail33.html Gimmicks].
*Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/jailcartoon.html Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon].
*Short is Experimental Film (link is above).
*Game is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Peasent's Quest].
*Teen Girl Squad Issue is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html Issue 8].
*Holiday Toon is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homestarloween.html Homestarloween Party].
*Main Page is [http://www.homestarrunner.com/main22.html Main Page 22].

I will fill in the blank ones (if there are any) after I figure out what they are!

== Other than H*R... ==
[[Image:sicklysam.png|thumb|Example of a mindless zombie.]]
Other than H*R, I do other things(its not like I'm a mindless zombie who sits on the computer
all day!). These things include:

*All kinds of sports
*[http://www.runescape.com Runescape]
*Eating
*Sleeping
*Just about all the normal stuff a 13-year-old does!

==Contributions I am proud of <strike>(very pathetic, not a lot!)</strike>==
These are all the Contributions I am proud of (duh!)—

*Brought into attention that ''latley'' (from the Strong Bad email [[bedtime story]]) is a limousine company in Switzerland. Proof can be seen [[Talk:bedtime story|here]] (under the title "Have You Driven a Ford Latley?" Number 5 on the table of contents).

== Conclusion ==
In conclusion, send me any messages you have to my talk center(or whatever it's called!)

Oh, if you like this page, please tell me. 

One more thing, do you like the font color? I like it, but it can always be changed.
let me know if you like it or not. If you don't, do you have any suggestions? Thanks.

{{User:Sbemail/sig}} 02:41, 24 October 2005 (UTC) 
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|Cya later!!!]]

<blockquote class="compy email"><div>subject:RE:Go away</div>Dear Person who is reading this, i regret to inform you, that your body, you, has recently read this letter. i would also like to add, that in no way, are you staying here any longer. 
[[Special:Random| Go away]]...anywhere!! 
Sbemail