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Eating Non-Food Items

Seahen — Thu, 03 Jan 2019 21:26:18 GMT

Seahen: /* Other mentions */ + Meet Marshie

[[Image:Sm eatrocks.png|thumb|Some tasty rocks]]
[[Characters]] often '''eat or drink items not considered food''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Kashi Company|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.
*[[One Two, One Two]] — Bubs puts a tennis ball and a [[General Tso's Chicken|Chinese food]] takeout box into the meat grinder/sausage stuffer.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z drinks blue [[Listerine]] mouthwash.
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot [[cold cuts]].
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks Coach Z into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] fur.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z is found in a locker with several half-empty bottles of regular Listerine. It is implied that he drank them.

==[[Firebert]]==
*[[Decemberween Dangeresque]] — Limited Edition Firebert can reportedly eat anything as long as it has nutmeg grated over it. He uses this ability to free himself and Dangeresque by eating the Christmas lights restraining them.

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Off-screen, Strong Bad presumably gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a pine cone.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of [[Loose Coins|change]] off of the floor.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar swallows a small bug and accidentally tells Strong Bad that he swallowed his computer instead of the bug.
*Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[bread]].
*[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — If the viewer does not select anything on the main menu, Homestar will try to eat the menu selections.
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[cake]].
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo, rather than a carrot. Notably, he seems to be dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar bites a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]] remote, after calling it a "futuristic candy bar".
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar swallows his quarter, Lucky George.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] — Homestar rambles on about how it would make sense for his non-edible hat to be cooking on a food grill.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar refers to a box of thumbtacks as "an after-school snack", and he downs the entire box.

==[[Homsar]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Two of the choices for Homsar are shaving cream and a wrench. Homsar says "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!" when you give him the wrench.

==[[The King of Town]]==
{{seemain|The King of Town's Food}}
*Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[cake]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper, and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
*Email [[the bet]] — The King of Town offers Strong Bad a can of [[The King of Town's Food#Butter-da|Butter-da]], which is apparently "for automotive use only."
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various [[deodorant]] products.
*Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses the King of eating [[Halloween]] night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town, as a stocking, hopes it isn't unethical or unlawful to want to eat himself and claims that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
*Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
*Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.
*Email [[fan club]] (Easter egg) — The King confesses to have eaten [[The Poopsmith]]'s [[whatsit]] pile.
*Email [[buried]] (Easter egg) — The King orders the underground layers of [[Strong Badia]] as if he is reading a menu.
*Email [[rated]] (Easter egg) — When the King hears that you have to eat [[Dogs|puppies]] for [[breakfast]] in Transylvania, he tells the Poopsmith to pack his bags and plastic fangs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In order to prevent Strong Bad from using it to leave his house, the King of Town eats Strong Bad's map from [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The King of Town is seen eating a Wii remote while being recruited for DÖI. He also eats part of the wire to the button that activates Strong Bad's secret stage prop. He also eats bleached, buttered bats on stage.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — When The King of Town is asked by Strong Bad why he dressed up as Hello Kitty, The King of Town replies that he dressed up as his favorite candy. Strong Bad remarks, "Um, I'm pretty sure those were erasers."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — The King of Town mentions that he's eating a [[chocolate]]-dipped tapeworm.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Bad accuses The King of Town of eating the colonel's mustard and the rope and the parlor. The King argues, "I admit to only two-thirds of that statement!"
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — The King of Town thinks the soap box derby is for eating soap.
*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] — The King of Town ate the Poopsmith's whatsit pile and frames Homestar for it.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — The King of Town takes a bite from a mirror.
*[[Later That Night...]] — The King of Town reveals that he eats expired food and [[wikipedia:Scrubbing Bubbles|Scrubbing Bubbles]] bathroom cleaner.

== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==
*Email [[concert]] (Easter egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].

==[[Marzipan]]==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something", and Strong Bad tells her that she can come home and eat [[pie]] and money.
*Email [[sbemail206]] — Strong Bad tricks Marzipan into [[Characters Being Eaten|eating The Cheat]].

==[[Pan Pan]]==
*[[TWenty THANXty Six]] — At the request of [[1-Up]], Pan Pan swallows both 1-Up and Stinkoman.

==[[Sickly Sam]]==
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — Sickly Sam eats [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], foiling his plot to sell Sam to the glue factory. Other items found in his stomach include a barrel, a shovel, a jug of [[alcohol]], and a Parcheesi game.

==[[Stinkoman]]==
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]]. After eating it, he claims that "it tastes like a [[number one jam]]".

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*Email [[interview]] — After a brief conversation with [[Homsar]], Strong Bad prepares to gnaw off his own leg.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that the piece of paper containing the last panel of the comic (and a picture of [[The Ugly One|the Hotgly One]]) is a piece of [[pizza]] and stuffs the paper into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it.

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth", swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Mad accidentally eats The Cheat, and Strong Bad then claims that Strong Mad eats The Cheat four times a day.

==[[Strong Sad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he ate colored chalk and nearly died, while he also confesses to have eaten baking chocolate when there was no other chocolate in the house.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Sad enjoys making stewed Easter basket grass (whether he himself eats it is debatable, however).

==Other mentions==
*Email [[english paper]] — The second page of the paper is a diagram depicting batteries being eaten.
*[[Meet Marshie]] — Nails and batteries are shown on a plate with marshmallows.

==See also==
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Food Still in Peel or Package]]
*[[Characters Being Eaten]]

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014

Seahen — Mon, 23 Jul 2018 08:17:07 GMT

Seahen: /* Transcript */ + link Everyone is Different at mention

{{watchyoutube|bDW8yCPZws0}}
[[File:Strong Bad Worldbuilders Book.jpg|thumb|Coming soon to pretend booksellers everywhere.]]

Strong Bad, your favorite character, and according to him the ONLY character on Homestar Runner, has teased you with a teasing teaser for his upcoming masterpiece, "[[Strong Bad Classics!|The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]]".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Unidentified Narrator, {{film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' Wooden Desktop

'''Date:''' Friday, Dec 5, 2014

'''Running Time:''' 0:53

==Transcript==

''{A title card appears. It reads "Strong Bad debuts his New Kids' Book", alongside a picture of himself holding a tan book with "The Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden" scribbled on one side, and his picture doodled on the other, surrounded by a border of doodled books.}''

''{The title card fades to black as words appear on the screen.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' From the celebrated children's author of "[[Everyone is Different]]" and "Tubky the Typo-Named Tub", comes his reinterpretation of the classic fable...

''{Cut to a picture of the cover of The Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden. The author's name "Leomardbury Chauceinterviews" is crossed out and "Strong Bad" is written in its place.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning incredulous as he states the title}'' The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden?

''{Page turns. The Porridge Maiden is standing in front of her thatched-roof cottage in front of a boiling cauldron. There are edits to give the cauldron eyes and arms, one of which is tapping the maiden on the shoulder, the cottage is now a duffel bag with a tube of paste reading "sports creemz", and a face is poking out of clouds in the sky. The text reads "Once there was a Porridge Maiden who lived in a meadow." but has been edited.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once there was a Porridge Maiden who lived in Meadowlark Lemon's duffel bag from the 70's.

''{Page turns. There is a picture of the Porridge Maiden holding the ocelot in one hand. It has been edited so that her shirt reads "Ocelot Catch Sports Team". In the top-left there is an announcer saying "Watta catch!" and in the bottom-right there is The Cheat with a single tear, captioned "teh Ch8t weeps". The text reads "One day, she caught an ocelot for to sup." Strong Bad's commentary has been written in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' One day, she caught an ocelot for to sup. Because at some point those words meant something.

''{Page turns. There is a picture of the ocelot. A face captioned "Rob" has been doodled in, and several monsters from the Doom II video game (a Mancubus, a Baron of Hell or Hell Knight, and a Lost Soul) are coming out from behind the ocelot. Text reads "Good morrow to you, said the ocelot. You must find a husband by sunrise or doom will come to you."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' "Rob morrow to you," said the ocelot. "You must find a husband by sunrise or Doom 2 bad guys will come out of my ears!" ''{makes growling sounds}''

''{Fade to black. Text appears onscreen.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Coming soon to pretend booksellers everywhere.

''{A final card appears. It is for the Worldbuilders 2014 fundraiser, and reads "Thanks Chapman Brothers! And thanks to all our supporters who helped us pass our $500,000 goal! For more information: heifer.org worldbuilders.org"}''

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The original author of "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" is [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Leomardbury Chauceinterviews]].

===Inside References===
* Strong Bad's original children's book, Everyone is Different, came from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kids' book]].

===Real-World References===
* Leomardbury Chauceinterviews is a [[portmanteau]] of [[Lem Sportsinterviews|Leomard "Lem" Sportsinterviews]] and [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]], author of [[Wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|The Canterbury Tales]].
* [[Wikipedia:Meadowlark Lemon|Meadowlark Lemon]] is a famous basketball player who played for the Harlem Globetrotters.
* [[Wikipedia:Rob Morrow|Rob Morrow]] is an actor most famous for his three Golden Globe nominations for his role on ''[[Wikipedia:Northern Exposure|Northern Exposure]]''.
* Strong Bad makes another reference to [[Doom]].

== External Links ==
* [[Youtube:bDW8yCPZws0|watch "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden"]] Teaser Trailer on [[YouTube]]
* [http://www.worldbuilders.org/stretch-goals/2014-stretch-goals/strong-bad-writes-a-kids-book Worldbuilders announcement]
* [[Youtube:Wxv4F7e9AvI|watch "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden"]] Full Version on [[YouTube]]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=37762 forum thread re: Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden"]

environment

Seahen — Sun, 01 Nov 2015 02:16:35 GMT

Seahen: /* Trivia */

{{sbenav|186}}
[[Image:sbemail186.png|thumb|"Are you guys picketing my computer?"]]
Strong Bad explains how he is helping the environment.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 6, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: high time</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and 
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to 
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know. 
Lyd and Jules, 
ID and MO, respectively 
</blockquote>
''{reads ID as "idiot" and MO as "moron"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment. Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution. ''{clears the screen}'' Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head. Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole. And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach. Now I water them strictly with ''{cut to Marzipan's house and a close up on her flowers}'' recycled cigarette butts.

''{Cigarette butts are dumped on one of the flowers.}''

'''FLOWER:''' ''{coughing}'' Oh, that's good stuff.

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take— 
'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' ''{faintly, chanting}'' Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy! Scrappy the Lappy!

''{cut to the computer room's window where the silhouette of two picket signs are seen. Strong Sad and Marzipan continue underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—?

''{cut to the Field. Strong Sad holds up a sign that says "Scrap the Lappy". Marzipan holds a sign saying "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!". Strong Bad enters from the right.}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' We think it's really crappy!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you guys picketing my computer?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stares flatly}'' That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up—

''{cut back to shot of all three}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{posing proudly}'' Three days.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Just look at your power bill from last month.

'''STRONG SAD:''' The bill itself uses eight trees' worth of paper.

''{pan to the left to reveal a stack of paper marked "BILLS!"}''

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you trying to tell me that $70,000 power bills aren't the norm?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' For real?

''{Push wipe back to the Lappy. There is a list labeled "Okay for Mom" on the screen with various euphemisms for buttocks within it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing in the list}'' tuckus ''{presses enter (each time heard with the loud clack of a circuit breaker blowing)}'' hinders ''{presses enter}'' bwathom ''{presses enter}'' boontockle ''{presses enter}''

''{Push wipe to Homestar Runner with an [[Atari 2600]] joystick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww... ''{lights come on}'' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww.... ''{reverse shot of the TV that reads "PLEASE INSERT GAME PAK, KID!"}'' I'm really about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Again with the awww....

''{cut to close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine! I'll just start using the Lappy's battery instead.

''{cut back to The Field}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, sorry. ''{medium shot of Strong Sad}'' Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power! ''{cut to shot of all three}'' I gotta get Bubs to help me to overclock it and see if we can't get that up to an even 50 acres.

''{medium shot of Marzipan. Her angry brow goes away}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You really have to do something, Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.

''{cut to a close up of Coach Z's hand in the [[showering|shower]], holding a soggy hot dog.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, the world famous Coach Z ''{the Sog Dog logo appears in the upper left corner}'' Sog Dog. ''{words appear on the screen as he says it}'' Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!

''{cut back to the Field, close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?

''{cut back to all three}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, that's what we do mostly.

''{medium shot of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Check out my sustainable MP3 player.

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And my organic ''Thelma and Louise'' DVD.

''{close up of Strong Bad, smiling}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile-per-gallon hybrid piano!

''{long shot in silhouette of the Field. A piano is seen dropping and Strong Sad and Marzipan scatter}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' Al Gore's beard!

''{zoom back in just before the piano is seen smashed in the field next to Strong Bad. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies. Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house. Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker compliance sticker! ''{close up of the sticker next to the Lappy 486 logo}'' And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment. ''{zoom out to the Lappy; resumes typing}'' So until next week, my boat take—

''{The Cheat noises are heard and the Lappy's screen goes dark. Zoom out to see a panting The Cheat (painted green) in a hamster wheel hooked up to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on green The Cheat! ''{The Cheat resumes running in the wheel}'' That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down reading: 
"Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad. 
printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink"}''

''{pause for a little while, as the hamster wheel sound effect fades out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. That is one whisper quiet hamster wheel.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:IdiotAndMoron.png|thumb|"Idiot and Moron"]]
*When Strong Bad says "Idiot and Moron, respectively", click on "ID and MO" to see an image of the states Idaho and Montana dancing with goofy faces.
**Click on Montana to change it into Missouri and "Idiot and Moron" into "[[Mike Chapman|Mike]] is a Moron!"
*At the end, click on The Cheat to see a button extolling the virtues of GreenCheat.
*At the end, after Strong Bad comments on the hamster wheel, click on the wall outlet.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing his "Okay for Mom" list on the Lappy}'' Boat take... ''{hits Enter}''
:''{Cut to behind Homestar, still trying to play his Atari 2600 game. Lights and TV come on.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the easiest video game I've ever played. ''{the room darkens}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Game Pak is the official name for the cartridges used on [[Nintendo]]'s early video game consoles, but Homestar's console uses a joystick, resembling the ones included with the [[Atari 2600]].
*"100% post-consumer" is used to indicate the amount and source of recycled material. In this case, all of the paper material comes from sources other than leftovers from manufacturing and is considered environmentally superior.
*[[Wikipedia:Overclocking|Overclocking]] is having a computer component run faster than the designed speed, usually referring to [[Wikipedia:Central processing unit|CPUs]]. It almost always increases the amount of electricity used per hour, but sometimes saves energy per instruction.

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad is listing substitutes for his common use of the word "butt". His list reads:
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Okay for [[Parents|Mom]] 
1. rear-end 
2. back parts 
3. fanny 
4. tush 
5. tushie 
6. buns 
7. booty 
8. can 
9. tuckus 
10. hinders 
11. bwathom 
12. boontockle</blockquote>

<blockquote class="lappy email">
107. hiney 
108. patootie 
109. bum 
110. rump 
111. trunk 
112. sit-part 
113. boat take</blockquote>

*Strong Bad claims that his monthly power bill is $70,000. Assuming that he pays the US national average price of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epm/table5_6_a.html 9.86¢/kWh], that would mean that he uses approximately 710 MWh/month ([[Wikipedia:megawatt hours|megawatt hours]] per month). Since an average US household uses [http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/reps/enduse/er01_us.html 888 kWh/month], he uses enough power for about 800 of them. Assuming the Lappy consumes most of this power, and he leaves it on 16 hours a day, this would mean the Lappy draws about 1450 kW (or about 950 kW if he leaves it on 24/7). The most powerful power supplies for real PCs only draw 2 kW. (Real computers that use more than that are always on multiple rack-mounted motherboards.)
**Strong Sad claims his bill uses eight trees worth of paper. Assuming a tree can produce [http://www.howstuffworks.com/question16.htm 80,500] sheets of paper, this would be about 644,000 sheets of paper. This means that each page of the bill averages out to be approximately 10.87¢.
**In addition, if a standard bill would cost about $87.56/month, there should be no more than 800 bills. Assuming each bill is distributed by a different power company, if a total of four sheets are included, the maximum paper that should be used is produced by just under one tree every two years.
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#gamma force|gamma force]]".
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when he announces his eco-friendly piano.
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad describes his green methods for helping the environment."

===Remarks===
*Though the email senders say they are from Idaho and Missouri (ID and MO), the Easter egg shows the states Idaho and Montana (ID and MT). The day after the email was released, an additional Easter egg was added, fixing this and poking fun at the mistake.
*The only United States marketed hybrid car to achieve 65 miles per gallon in official tests was the [[wikipedia:Honda Insight|Honda Insight]] (61/70 mpg). It was out of production at this email's release, but has been reintroduced. Currently, the most efficient hybrid car is the [[wikipedia:Toyota Prius|Toyota Prius]] (45/48 mpg).
*Just like Strong Sad in [[concert]], Homestar is either playing with a left-handed Atari 2600 joystick or is playing with the joystick sideways. The standard joystick has its button in the upper left hand corner.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was originally released, while Homestar was playing the game and the power went out, every time he sighed, the wire stuck out of the top of the controller.
*Originally, after the close-up on the Lappy's "Environmentally Compliant Sticker" sticker, it disappeared and did not reappear for the rest of the email.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad claims he begins each day by "[[Not X|NOT]] dropping a piano on Marzipan".
*The window above the computer desk was last seen in [[cheat talk]] and the CGI portion of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]].
*Marzipan and Strong Sad previously behaved as a team of environmental activists, as related on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]].
*The email references [[smoking]].
*"Marzipole" and "eco-mail" are [[portmanteaus]].
*This email makes another reference to [[Making Out|making out]].
*The piano falls out of [[hammerspace]].
*The word "bwathom" was previously used in [[isp]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Strong Sad's iPod|Strong Sad's MP3 player]] strongly resembles an [[wikipedia:iPhone|iPhone]] or an [[wikipedia:iPod Touch|iPod Touch]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Thelma & Louise|Thelma & Louise]]'' is a 1991 film starring [[Wikipedia:Geena Davis|Geena Davis]] as Thelma and [[Wikipedia:Susan Sarandon|Susan Sarandon]] as Louise.
*The exclamation "Al Gore's beard!" is reference to 45th Vice President of the United States and noted environmental activist [[Wikipedia:Al Gore|Al Gore]], who, after losing the 2000 presidential campaign, famously grew a beard and went into seclusion for a short period of time before refocusing on the environment.
*The "Environmentally Compliant" sticker is a play on [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] and similar certifications used on electronics devices to rate their electricity consumption.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Sad's MP3 player later appeared on the [[Podstar Runner]] background after it was updated.
*Like the flower, [[Homestar Runner]] would also chokingly say "that's good stuff" in [[Hremail 7]].
*"GreenCheat" later became a patch and a tote bag in the [[store]].

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Sad]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'd like to welcome myself to the booth.

'''MIKE:''' Great. Hi Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I bet Mike won't welcome me anyways.

'''MIKE:''' Um, I'll think about it. Maybe later in the email I'll welcome you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay well—

'''MIKE:''' —Provided you haven't worn out your welcome.

'''SRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm— I plan on it.

'''MIKE:''' Have you ever done a commentary with me before, Strong Sad?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It's called— Uh, I dunno, probably. I don't— I don't really keep track.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' You don't run track either, doesn't look like.

''{both Mike and Matt laugh}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't— ''{laughs}'' I don't really run track,

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' No.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Either.

'''MIKE:''' You don't go down to the track for some pickup track meets?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm.

'''STRONG SAD:''' O— Once I went down to the track.

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That was as much exercise as you've ever gotten, isn't it?

'''STRONG SAD:''' It did not end well.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Well—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I can tell you that right now.

'''MIKE:''' Can you tell me how it ended?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, yes.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't this is gonna work out with me doing ''{voice slowly turns back to regular voice of Matt}'' this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' All right. No, j— keep going, just switch to Matt. Eh— I was gonna say this— this email is, uh, important because we actually finished this email during the week. Do you remember that?

'''MATT:''' ''{surprised}'' No.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. We were finished with this by the end of the day on Friday.

'''MATT:''' Oh wow.

'''MIKE:''' Which I think was the first time in probably five or six years that we had not required, ''{laughing}'' copious amounts of hours on Sunday morning to finish it.

'''MATT:''' Wow, how come we couldn't keep it going?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno. We probably took, you know, rested on our laurels.

'''MATT:''' We deserved it.

'''MIKE:''' Mmhmm.

'''MATT:''' Did you see that was the, the— a rare occurrence of, the sometimes when there's a window right next to Strong Bad's email checking desk, with a black branch outside of it, that says—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' That says Douglas?

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, that's right.

'''MATT:''' Ah, look. Oh, Homestar's— the, the cord on Homestar's joystick was not moving, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That was a nice looking game pak icon though. I like that.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uh huh.

''{slight pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So game pak. Did Ninte— did uh, Super Nintendo games call it, the game— a game pak?

'''MATT:''' I don't think they did.

'''MIKE:''' Or did they stop doing that after regular NES?

'''MATT:''' I think it was just regular NES.

'''MIKE:''' And it was P-A-K, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{slight pause}'' Look at that uh, evil Lappy on the sign. I like that.

''{toon cuts to Coach Z's "Sog Dog" scene}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Oh. Do you think Coach Z should open up like a Chicago dog type place?

'''MIKE:''' Little stand maybe,

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' cart.

'''MATT:''' I'd go buy, man.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Sausage cart.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Get a sog dog. It's not too different from the, uh, getting an Italian beef sandwich dipped in au jus.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That gets pretty soggy.

'''MIKE:''' That au jus kinda tastes like shower water.

'''MATT:''' Ooh, Strong Sad has a new iPhone or iPod touch.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I know. I was so disappointed that Apple didn't send us iPhones right after this email came out.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' You expected that to happen?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I remember I drew that— that was a— I was very proud of that drawing of a, smashed up piano. I drew it on a notebook first, and then, kinda traced it in Flash.

''{slight pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um, there was a good, uh, Mike didn't wanna use any of my eco-friendly stickers that I put on the Lappy. ''{laughing}'' There was one with a bird that had a plug coming out its mouth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' It looked really awful, like this poor bird was choking on a, electrical plug.

'''MIKE:''' Wait. Where'd the sticker go? Is the sticker still supposed to be on there?

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh it's gone— where'd it go right now?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' It's completely gone.

'''MIKE:''' That's a goof.

'''MATT:''' Inconsistence.

'''MIKE:''' I like that, The Paper though.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{slight pause}'' I don't have anything.

''{slight pause because Matt thinks the email is over}''

'''MIKE:''' We're not there yet. We're not there yet.

'''MATT:''' Ooh!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs softly}''

{{dvdproofread}}

===Fun Facts===
*The Super NES actually did refer to the cartridges as Game Paks; the Nintendo 64 did, too.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|186|13302}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

environment

Seahen — Sun, 01 Nov 2015 02:12:19 GMT

Seahen: /* Trivia */

{{sbenav|186}}
[[Image:sbemail186.png|thumb|"Are you guys picketing my computer?"]]
Strong Bad explains how he is helping the environment.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 6, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: high time</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and 
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to 
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know. 
Lyd and Jules, 
ID and MO, respectively 
</blockquote>
''{reads ID as "idiot" and MO as "moron"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment. Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution. ''{clears the screen}'' Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head. Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole. And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach. Now I water them strictly with ''{cut to Marzipan's house and a close up on her flowers}'' recycled cigarette butts.

''{Cigarette butts are dumped on one of the flowers.}''

'''FLOWER:''' ''{coughing}'' Oh, that's good stuff.

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take— 
'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' ''{faintly, chanting}'' Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy! Scrappy the Lappy!

''{cut to the computer room's window where the silhouette of two picket signs are seen. Strong Sad and Marzipan continue underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—?

''{cut to the Field. Strong Sad holds up a sign that says "Scrap the Lappy". Marzipan holds a sign saying "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!". Strong Bad enters from the right.}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' We think it's really crappy!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you guys picketing my computer?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stares flatly}'' That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up—

''{cut back to shot of all three}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{posing proudly}'' Three days.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Just look at your power bill from last month.

'''STRONG SAD:''' The bill itself uses eight trees' worth of paper.

''{pan to the left to reveal a stack of paper marked "BILLS!"}''

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you trying to tell me that $70,000 power bills aren't the norm?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' For real?

''{Push wipe back to the Lappy. There is a list labeled "Okay for Mom" on the screen with various euphemisms for buttocks within it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing in the list}'' tuckus ''{presses enter (each time heard with the loud clack of a circuit breaker blowing)}'' hinders ''{presses enter}'' bwathom ''{presses enter}'' boontockle ''{presses enter}''

''{Push wipe to Homestar Runner with an [[Atari 2600]] joystick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww... ''{lights come on}'' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww.... ''{reverse shot of the TV that reads "PLEASE INSERT GAME PAK, KID!"}'' I'm really about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Again with the awww....

''{cut to close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine! I'll just start using the Lappy's battery instead.

''{cut back to The Field}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, sorry. ''{medium shot of Strong Sad}'' Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power! ''{cut to shot of all three}'' I gotta get Bubs to help me to overclock it and see if we can't get that up to an even 50 acres.

''{medium shot of Marzipan. Her angry brow goes away}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You really have to do something, Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.

''{cut to a close up of Coach Z's hand in the [[showering|shower]], holding a soggy hot dog.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, the world famous Coach Z ''{the Sog Dog logo appears in the upper left corner}'' Sog Dog. ''{words appear on the screen as he says it}'' Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!

''{cut back to the Field, close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?

''{cut back to all three}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, that's what we do mostly.

''{medium shot of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Check out my sustainable MP3 player.

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And my organic ''Thelma and Louise'' DVD.

''{close up of Strong Bad, smiling}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile-per-gallon hybrid piano!

''{long shot in silhouette of the Field. A piano is seen dropping and Strong Sad and Marzipan scatter}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' Al Gore's beard!

''{zoom back in just before the piano is seen smashed in the field next to Strong Bad. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies. Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house. Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker compliance sticker! ''{close up of the sticker next to the Lappy 486 logo}'' And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment. ''{zoom out to the Lappy; resumes typing}'' So until next week, my boat take—

''{The Cheat noises are heard and the Lappy's screen goes dark. Zoom out to see a panting The Cheat (painted green) in a hamster wheel hooked up to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on green The Cheat! ''{The Cheat resumes running in the wheel}'' That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down reading: 
"Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad. 
printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink"}''

''{pause for a little while, as the hamster wheel sound effect fades out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. That is one whisper quiet hamster wheel.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:IdiotAndMoron.png|thumb|"Idiot and Moron"]]
*When Strong Bad says "Idiot and Moron, respectively", click on "ID and MO" to see an image of the states Idaho and Montana dancing with goofy faces.
**Click on Montana to change it into Missouri and "Idiot and Moron" into "[[Mike Chapman|Mike]] is a Moron!"
*At the end, click on The Cheat to see a button extolling the virtues of GreenCheat.
*At the end, after Strong Bad comments on the hamster wheel, click on the wall outlet.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing his "Okay for Mom" list on the Lappy}'' Boat take... ''{hits Enter}''
:''{Cut to behind Homestar, still trying to play his Atari 2600 game. Lights and TV come on.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the easiest video game I've ever played. ''{the room darkens}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Game Pak is the official name for the cartridges used on [[Nintendo]]'s early video game consoles, but Homestar's console uses a joystick, resembling the ones included with the [[Atari 2600]].
*"100% post-consumer" is used to indicate the amount and source of recycled material. In this case, all of the paper material comes from sources other than leftovers from manufacturing and is considered environmentally superior.
*[[Wikipedia:Overclocking|Overclocking]] is having a computer component run faster than the designed speed, usually referring to [[Wikipedia:Central processing unit|CPUs]]. It almost always increases the amount of electricity used per hour, but sometimes saves energy per instruction.

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad is listing substitutes for his common use of the word "butt". His list reads:
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Okay for [[Parents|Mom]] 
1. rear-end 
2. back parts 
3. fanny 
4. tush 
5. tushie 
6. buns 
7. booty 
8. can 
9. tuckus 
10. hinders 
11. bwathom 
12. boontockle</blockquote>

<blockquote class="lappy email">
107. hiney 
108. patootie 
109. bum 
110. rump 
111. trunk 
112. sit-part 
113. boat take</blockquote>

*Strong Bad claims that his monthly power bill is $70,000. Assuming that he pays the US national average price of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epm/table5_6_a.html 9.86¢/kWh], that would mean that he uses approximately 710 MWh/month ([[Wikipedia:megawatt hours|megawatt hours]] per month). Since an average US household uses [http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/reps/enduse/er01_us.html 888 kWh/month], he uses enough power for about 800 of them. Assuming the Lappy consumes most of this power, and he leaves it on 16 hours a day, this would mean the Lappy draws about 1450 kW (or about 950 kW if he leaves it on 24/7). The most powerful power supplies for real PCs only draw 2 kW.
**Strong Sad claims his bill uses eight trees worth of paper. Assuming a tree can produce [http://www.howstuffworks.com/question16.htm 80,500] sheets of paper, this would be about 644,000 sheets of paper. This means that each page of the bill averages out to be approximately 10.87¢.
**In addition, if a standard bill would cost about $87.56/month, there should be no more than 800 bills. Assuming each bill is distributed by a different power company, if a total of four sheets are included, the maximum paper that should be used is produced by just under one tree every two years.
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#gamma force|gamma force]]".
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when he announces his eco-friendly piano.
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad describes his green methods for helping the environment."

===Remarks===
*Though the email senders say they are from Idaho and Missouri (ID and MO), the Easter egg shows the states Idaho and Montana (ID and MT). The day after the email was released, an additional Easter egg was added, fixing this and poking fun at the mistake.
*The only United States marketed hybrid car to achieve 65 miles per gallon in official tests was the [[wikipedia:Honda Insight|Honda Insight]] (61/70 mpg). It was out of production at this email's release, but has been reintroduced. Currently, the most efficient hybrid car is the [[wikipedia:Toyota Prius|Toyota Prius]] (45/48 mpg).
*Just like Strong Sad in [[concert]], Homestar is either playing with a left-handed Atari 2600 joystick or is playing with the joystick sideways. The standard joystick has its button in the upper left hand corner.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was originally released, while Homestar was playing the game and the power went out, every time he sighed, the wire stuck out of the top of the controller.
*Originally, after the close-up on the Lappy's "Environmentally Compliant Sticker" sticker, it disappeared and did not reappear for the rest of the email.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad claims he begins each day by "[[Not X|NOT]] dropping a piano on Marzipan".
*The window above the computer desk was last seen in [[cheat talk]] and the CGI portion of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]].
*Marzipan and Strong Sad previously behaved as a team of environmental activists, as related on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]].
*The email references [[smoking]].
*"Marzipole" and "eco-mail" are [[portmanteaus]].
*This email makes another reference to [[Making Out|making out]].
*The piano falls out of [[hammerspace]].
*The word "bwathom" was previously used in [[isp]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Strong Sad's iPod|Strong Sad's MP3 player]] strongly resembles an [[wikipedia:iPhone|iPhone]] or an [[wikipedia:iPod Touch|iPod Touch]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Thelma & Louise|Thelma & Louise]]'' is a 1991 film starring [[Wikipedia:Geena Davis|Geena Davis]] as Thelma and [[Wikipedia:Susan Sarandon|Susan Sarandon]] as Louise.
*The exclamation "Al Gore's beard!" is reference to 45th Vice President of the United States and noted environmental activist [[Wikipedia:Al Gore|Al Gore]], who, after losing the 2000 presidential campaign, famously grew a beard and went into seclusion for a short period of time before refocusing on the environment.
*The "Environmentally Compliant" sticker is a play on [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] and similar certifications used on electronics devices to rate their electricity consumption.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Sad's MP3 player later appeared on the [[Podstar Runner]] background after it was updated.
*Like the flower, [[Homestar Runner]] would also chokingly say "that's good stuff" in [[Hremail 7]].
*"GreenCheat" later became a patch and a tote bag in the [[store]].

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Sad]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'd like to welcome myself to the booth.

'''MIKE:''' Great. Hi Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I bet Mike won't welcome me anyways.

'''MIKE:''' Um, I'll think about it. Maybe later in the email I'll welcome you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay well—

'''MIKE:''' —Provided you haven't worn out your welcome.

'''SRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm— I plan on it.

'''MIKE:''' Have you ever done a commentary with me before, Strong Sad?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It's called— Uh, I dunno, probably. I don't— I don't really keep track.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' You don't run track either, doesn't look like.

''{both Mike and Matt laugh}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't— ''{laughs}'' I don't really run track,

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' No.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Either.

'''MIKE:''' You don't go down to the track for some pickup track meets?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm.

'''STRONG SAD:''' O— Once I went down to the track.

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That was as much exercise as you've ever gotten, isn't it?

'''STRONG SAD:''' It did not end well.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Well—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I can tell you that right now.

'''MIKE:''' Can you tell me how it ended?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, yes.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't this is gonna work out with me doing ''{voice slowly turns back to regular voice of Matt}'' this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' All right. No, j— keep going, just switch to Matt. Eh— I was gonna say this— this email is, uh, important because we actually finished this email during the week. Do you remember that?

'''MATT:''' ''{surprised}'' No.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. We were finished with this by the end of the day on Friday.

'''MATT:''' Oh wow.

'''MIKE:''' Which I think was the first time in probably five or six years that we had not required, ''{laughing}'' copious amounts of hours on Sunday morning to finish it.

'''MATT:''' Wow, how come we couldn't keep it going?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno. We probably took, you know, rested on our laurels.

'''MATT:''' We deserved it.

'''MIKE:''' Mmhmm.

'''MATT:''' Did you see that was the, the— a rare occurrence of, the sometimes when there's a window right next to Strong Bad's email checking desk, with a black branch outside of it, that says—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' That says Douglas?

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, that's right.

'''MATT:''' Ah, look. Oh, Homestar's— the, the cord on Homestar's joystick was not moving, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That was a nice looking game pak icon though. I like that.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uh huh.

''{slight pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So game pak. Did Ninte— did uh, Super Nintendo games call it, the game— a game pak?

'''MATT:''' I don't think they did.

'''MIKE:''' Or did they stop doing that after regular NES?

'''MATT:''' I think it was just regular NES.

'''MIKE:''' And it was P-A-K, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{slight pause}'' Look at that uh, evil Lappy on the sign. I like that.

''{toon cuts to Coach Z's "Sog Dog" scene}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Oh. Do you think Coach Z should open up like a Chicago dog type place?

'''MIKE:''' Little stand maybe,

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' cart.

'''MATT:''' I'd go buy, man.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Sausage cart.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Get a sog dog. It's not too different from the, uh, getting an Italian beef sandwich dipped in au jus.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That gets pretty soggy.

'''MIKE:''' That au jus kinda tastes like shower water.

'''MATT:''' Ooh, Strong Sad has a new iPhone or iPod touch.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I know. I was so disappointed that Apple didn't send us iPhones right after this email came out.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' You expected that to happen?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I remember I drew that— that was a— I was very proud of that drawing of a, smashed up piano. I drew it on a notebook first, and then, kinda traced it in Flash.

''{slight pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um, there was a good, uh, Mike didn't wanna use any of my eco-friendly stickers that I put on the Lappy. ''{laughing}'' There was one with a bird that had a plug coming out its mouth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' It looked really awful, like this poor bird was choking on a, electrical plug.

'''MIKE:''' Wait. Where'd the sticker go? Is the sticker still supposed to be on there?

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh it's gone— where'd it go right now?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' It's completely gone.

'''MIKE:''' That's a goof.

'''MATT:''' Inconsistence.

'''MIKE:''' I like that, The Paper though.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{slight pause}'' I don't have anything.

''{slight pause because Matt thinks the email is over}''

'''MIKE:''' We're not there yet. We're not there yet.

'''MATT:''' Ooh!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs softly}''

{{dvdproofread}}

===Fun Facts===
*The Super NES actually did refer to the cartridges as Game Paks; the Nintendo 64 did, too.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|186|13302}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]

environment

Seahen — Sun, 01 Nov 2015 02:05:28 GMT

Seahen: /* Fun Facts */

{{sbenav|186}}
[[Image:sbemail186.png|thumb|"Are you guys picketing my computer?"]]
Strong Bad explains how he is helping the environment.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 6, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: high time</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and 
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to 
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know. 
Lyd and Jules, 
ID and MO, respectively 
</blockquote>
''{reads ID as "idiot" and MO as "moron"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment. Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution. ''{clears the screen}'' Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head. Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole. And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach. Now I water them strictly with ''{cut to Marzipan's house and a close up on her flowers}'' recycled cigarette butts.

''{Cigarette butts are dumped on one of the flowers.}''

'''FLOWER:''' ''{coughing}'' Oh, that's good stuff.

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take— 
'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' ''{faintly, chanting}'' Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy! Scrappy the Lappy!

''{cut to the computer room's window where the silhouette of two picket signs are seen. Strong Sad and Marzipan continue underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—?

''{cut to the Field. Strong Sad holds up a sign that says "Scrap the Lappy". Marzipan holds a sign saying "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!". Strong Bad enters from the right.}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' We think it's really crappy!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you guys picketing my computer?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stares flatly}'' That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up—

''{cut back to shot of all three}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{posing proudly}'' Three days.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Just look at your power bill from last month.

'''STRONG SAD:''' The bill itself uses eight trees' worth of paper.

''{pan to the left to reveal a stack of paper marked "BILLS!"}''

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you trying to tell me that $70,000 power bills aren't the norm?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' For real?

''{Push wipe back to the Lappy. There is a list labeled "Okay for Mom" on the screen with various euphemisms for buttocks within it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing in the list}'' tuckus ''{presses enter (each time heard with the loud clack of a circuit breaker blowing)}'' hinders ''{presses enter}'' bwathom ''{presses enter}'' boontockle ''{presses enter}''

''{Push wipe to Homestar Runner with an [[Atari 2600]] joystick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww... ''{lights come on}'' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww.... ''{reverse shot of the TV that reads "PLEASE INSERT GAME PAK, KID!"}'' I'm really about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Again with the awww....

''{cut to close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine! I'll just start using the Lappy's battery instead.

''{cut back to The Field}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, sorry. ''{medium shot of Strong Sad}'' Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! ''{close up of Strong Bad}'' I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power! ''{cut to shot of all three}'' I gotta get Bubs to help me to overclock it and see if we can't get that up to an even 50 acres.

''{medium shot of Marzipan. Her angry brow goes away}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You really have to do something, Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.

''{cut to a close up of Coach Z's hand in the [[showering|shower]], holding a soggy hot dog.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, the world famous Coach Z ''{the Sog Dog logo appears in the upper left corner}'' Sog Dog. ''{words appear on the screen as he says it}'' Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!

''{cut back to the Field, close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?

''{cut back to all three}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, that's what we do mostly.

''{medium shot of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Check out my sustainable MP3 player.

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And my organic ''Thelma and Louise'' DVD.

''{close up of Strong Bad, smiling}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile-per-gallon hybrid piano!

''{long shot in silhouette of the Field. A piano is seen dropping and Strong Sad and Marzipan scatter}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' Al Gore's beard!

''{zoom back in just before the piano is seen smashed in the field next to Strong Bad. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies. Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house. Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker compliance sticker! ''{close up of the sticker next to the Lappy 486 logo}'' And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment. ''{zoom out to the Lappy; resumes typing}'' So until next week, my boat take—

''{The Cheat noises are heard and the Lappy's screen goes dark. Zoom out to see a panting The Cheat (painted green) in a hamster wheel hooked up to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on green The Cheat! ''{The Cheat resumes running in the wheel}'' That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down reading: 
"Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad. 
printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink"}''

''{pause for a little while, as the hamster wheel sound effect fades out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. That is one whisper quiet hamster wheel.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:IdiotAndMoron.png|thumb|"Idiot and Moron"]]
*When Strong Bad says "Idiot and Moron, respectively", click on "ID and MO" to see an image of the states Idaho and Montana dancing with goofy faces.
**Click on Montana to change it into Missouri and "Idiot and Moron" into "[[Mike Chapman|Mike]] is a Moron!"
*At the end, click on The Cheat to see a button extolling the virtues of GreenCheat.
*At the end, after Strong Bad comments on the hamster wheel, click on the wall outlet.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing his "Okay for Mom" list on the Lappy}'' Boat take... ''{hits Enter}''
:''{Cut to behind Homestar, still trying to play his Atari 2600 game. Lights and TV come on.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the easiest video game I've ever played. ''{the room darkens}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Game Pak is the official name for the cartridges used on [[Nintendo]]'s early video game consoles, but Homestar's console uses a joystick, resembling the ones included with the [[Atari 2600]].
*"100% post-consumer" is used to indicate the amount and source of recycled material. In this case, all of the paper material comes from sources other than leftovers from manufacturing and is considered environmentally superior.
*[[Wikipedia:Overclocking|Overclocking]] is having a computer component run faster than the designed speed, usually referring to [[Wikipedia:Central processing unit|CPUs]]. It almost always increases the amount of electricity used per hour, but sometimes saves energy per instruction.

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad is listing substitutes for his common use of the word "butt". His list reads:
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Okay for [[Parents|Mom]] 
1. rear-end 
2. back parts 
3. fanny 
4. tush 
5. tushie 
6. buns 
7. booty 
8. can 
9. tuckus 
10. hinders 
11. bwathom 
12. boontockle</blockquote>

<blockquote class="lappy email">
107. hiney 
108. patootie 
109. bum 
110. rump 
111. trunk 
112. sit-part 
113. boat take</blockquote>

*Strong Bad claims that his monthly power bill is $70,000. Assuming that he pays the US national average price of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epm/table5_6_a.html 9.86¢/kWh], that would mean that he uses approximately 710 MWh/month ([[Wikipedia:megawatt hours|megawatt hours]] per month). This would be roughly 800 times more than the average usage of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/reps/enduse/er01_us.html 888 kWh/month] per US household. Assuming the Lappy consumes most of this power, and he leaves it on 16 hours a day, this would mean the Lappy draws about 1450 kW. The most powerful real power supplies only draw 2 kW.
**Strong Sad claims his bill uses eight trees worth of paper. Assuming a tree can produce [http://www.howstuffworks.com/question16.htm 80,500] sheets of paper, this would be about 644,000 sheets of paper. This means that each page of the bill averages out to be approximately 10.87¢.
**In addition, if a standard bill would cost about $87.56/month, there should be no more than 800 bills. Assuming each bill is distributed by a different power company, if a total of four sheets are included, the maximum paper that should be used is produced by just under one tree every two years.
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#gamma force|gamma force]]".
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when he announces his eco-friendly piano.
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad describes his green methods for helping the environment."

===Remarks===
*Though the email senders say they are from Idaho and Missouri (ID and MO), the Easter egg shows the states Idaho and Montana (ID and MT). The day after the email was released, an additional Easter egg was added, fixing this and poking fun at the mistake.
*The only United States marketed hybrid car to achieve 65 miles per gallon in official tests was the [[wikipedia:Honda Insight|Honda Insight]] (61/70 mpg). It was out of production at this email's release, but has been reintroduced. Currently, the most efficient hybrid car is the [[wikipedia:Toyota Prius|Toyota Prius]] (45/48 mpg).
*Just like Strong Sad in [[concert]], Homestar is either playing with a left-handed Atari 2600 joystick or is playing with the joystick sideways. The standard joystick has its button in the upper left hand corner.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was originally released, while Homestar was playing the game and the power went out, every time he sighed, the wire stuck out of the top of the controller.
*Originally, after the close-up on the Lappy's "Environmentally Compliant Sticker" sticker, it disappeared and did not reappear for the rest of the email.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad claims he begins each day by "[[Not X|NOT]] dropping a piano on Marzipan".
*The window above the computer desk was last seen in [[cheat talk]] and the CGI portion of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]].
*Marzipan and Strong Sad previously behaved as a team of environmental activists, as related on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]].
*The email references [[smoking]].
*"Marzipole" and "eco-mail" are [[portmanteaus]].
*This email makes another reference to [[Making Out|making out]].
*The piano falls out of [[hammerspace]].
*The word "bwathom" was previously used in [[isp]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Strong Sad's iPod|Strong Sad's MP3 player]] strongly resembles an [[wikipedia:iPhone|iPhone]] or an [[wikipedia:iPod Touch|iPod Touch]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Thelma & Louise|Thelma & Louise]]'' is a 1991 film starring [[Wikipedia:Geena Davis|Geena Davis]] as Thelma and [[Wikipedia:Susan Sarandon|Susan Sarandon]] as Louise.
*The exclamation "Al Gore's beard!" is reference to 45th Vice President of the United States and noted environmental activist [[Wikipedia:Al Gore|Al Gore]], who, after losing the 2000 presidential campaign, famously grew a beard and went into seclusion for a short period of time before refocusing on the environment.
*The "Environmentally Compliant" sticker is a play on [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] and similar certifications used on electronics devices to rate their electricity consumption.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Sad's MP3 player later appeared on the [[Podstar Runner]] background after it was updated.
*Like the flower, [[Homestar Runner]] would also chokingly say "that's good stuff" in [[Hremail 7]].
*"GreenCheat" later became a patch and a tote bag in the [[store]].

==DVD Version==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Strong Sad]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'd like to welcome myself to the booth.

'''MIKE:''' Great. Hi Strong Sad.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I bet Mike won't welcome me anyways.

'''MIKE:''' Um, I'll think about it. Maybe later in the email I'll welcome you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay well—

'''MIKE:''' —Provided you haven't worn out your welcome.

'''SRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm— I plan on it.

'''MIKE:''' Have you ever done a commentary with me before, Strong Sad?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It's called— Uh, I dunno, probably. I don't— I don't really keep track.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' You don't run track either, doesn't look like.

''{both Mike and Matt laugh}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't— ''{laughs}'' I don't really run track,

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' No.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Either.

'''MIKE:''' You don't go down to the track for some pickup track meets?

'''STRONG SAD:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm.

'''STRONG SAD:''' O— Once I went down to the track.

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That was as much exercise as you've ever gotten, isn't it?

'''STRONG SAD:''' It did not end well.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Well—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I can tell you that right now.

'''MIKE:''' Can you tell me how it ended?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, yes.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't this is gonna work out with me doing ''{voice slowly turns back to regular voice of Matt}'' this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' All right. No, j— keep going, just switch to Matt. Eh— I was gonna say this— this email is, uh, important because we actually finished this email during the week. Do you remember that?

'''MATT:''' ''{surprised}'' No.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. We were finished with this by the end of the day on Friday.

'''MATT:''' Oh wow.

'''MIKE:''' Which I think was the first time in probably five or six years that we had not required, ''{laughing}'' copious amounts of hours on Sunday morning to finish it.

'''MATT:''' Wow, how come we couldn't keep it going?

'''MIKE:''' I dunno. We probably took, you know, rested on our laurels.

'''MATT:''' We deserved it.

'''MIKE:''' Mmhmm.

'''MATT:''' Did you see that was the, the— a rare occurrence of, the sometimes when there's a window right next to Strong Bad's email checking desk, with a black branch outside of it, that says—

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' That says Douglas?

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughing}'' Yeah, that's right.

'''MATT:''' Ah, look. Oh, Homestar's— the, the cord on Homestar's joystick was not moving, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Oh. ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' That was a nice looking game pak icon though. I like that.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uh huh.

''{slight pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So game pak. Did Ninte— did uh, Super Nintendo games call it, the game— a game pak?

'''MATT:''' I don't think they did.

'''MIKE:''' Or did they stop doing that after regular NES?

'''MATT:''' I think it was just regular NES.

'''MIKE:''' And it was P-A-K, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{slight pause}'' Look at that uh, evil Lappy on the sign. I like that.

''{toon cuts to Coach Z's "Sog Dog" scene}''

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Oh. Do you think Coach Z should open up like a Chicago dog type place?

'''MIKE:''' Little stand maybe,

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' cart.

'''MATT:''' I'd go buy, man.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Sausage cart.

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Get a sog dog. It's not too different from the, uh, getting an Italian beef sandwich dipped in au jus.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' That gets pretty soggy.

'''MIKE:''' That au jus kinda tastes like shower water.

'''MATT:''' Ooh, Strong Sad has a new iPhone or iPod touch.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I know. I was so disappointed that Apple didn't send us iPhones right after this email came out.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh yeah?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' You expected that to happen?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I remember I drew that— that was a— I was very proud of that drawing of a, smashed up piano. I drew it on a notebook first, and then, kinda traced it in Flash.

''{slight pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um, there was a good, uh, Mike didn't wanna use any of my eco-friendly stickers that I put on the Lappy. ''{laughing}'' There was one with a bird that had a plug coming out its mouth.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' It looked really awful, like this poor bird was choking on a, electrical plug.

'''MIKE:''' Wait. Where'd the sticker go? Is the sticker still supposed to be on there?

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh it's gone— where'd it go right now?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' It's completely gone.

'''MIKE:''' That's a goof.

'''MATT:''' Inconsistence.

'''MIKE:''' I like that, The Paper though.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{slight pause}'' I don't have anything.

''{slight pause because Matt thinks the email is over}''

'''MIKE:''' We're not there yet. We're not there yet.

'''MATT:''' Ooh!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs softly}''

{{dvdproofread}}

===Fun Facts===
*The Super NES actually did refer to the cartridges as Game Paks; the Nintendo 64 did, too.

==External Links==
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Biz Cas Fri 2

Seahen — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 00:14:11 GMT

Seahen: /* Explanations */

{{puppetnav|bizcasfri2.html|Biz Cas Fri 1|Biz Cas Fri 3}}
[[Image:biz cas fri 2.JPG|thumb|"You smell like wet tech support... with onions!"]]

Homestar creates more trouble for Strong Bad. The shareholders are not amused.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Shareholders]]

'''Places:''' [[The Office]]

'''Date:''' Friday, July 1, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 2:00

'''Page Title:''' Biz Cas Fri 2

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
''{Close-up of a water cooler. The title words, "Biz Cas Fri", appear. Air bubbles rise into the cooler. Cut to Strong Bad standing at his office computer in his cubicle. Strong Bad is wearing a striped casual polo shirt. The computer monitor is covered in yellow sticky notes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow! This is gonna be great! This is like my most productive day ever, and it's not even lunch yet!

''{Homestar Runner swoops in, sounding dazed, wearing a solid-brown casual polo shirt, eyes turned horizontally, and a piece of garland on his hat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{possibly hung-over}'' Rondo, it's official. This just in from corporate.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, what is it?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thursday is the new Friday. Man, I don't even want to remember what went on last night.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Apparently you didn't wanna remember to take a shower, either. You smell like wet tech support... with onions.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks man. Hey, I need you to cover for me. I'm supposed to present the third-quarter earnings to the shareholders in five minutes, but I really need to take a nap under your desk, here, so—

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! I'm in the middle of something big here! I'm going to save this company millions!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks man, I owe you one. ''{collapses}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front a whiteboard with a pie graph on it. Strong Bad is standing behind a desk in front of an audience.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... yes! Thank you, gentlemen. So... uh... how's everybody feeling out there? ''{crickets chirp} {Strong Bad leans to his right}'' Lemme get all my shareholders on this side of the table to say "HEY!". ''{leans to his left}'' And all my shareholders on this side of the table to say "OHHH!".

''{One of the shareholders clears his throat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, lemme tell you about this Post-it note. Listen tightly. This thing's going to save the company millions!

'''SHAREHOLDER:''' ''{Deep, rumbling voice}'' What about the earnings?!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, yes. Earnings. Uh... can I have the country of origin, please?

'''SHAREHOLDER:''' What?!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Err... can you use it in a sentence?

'''SHAREHOLDER:''' Where are the earnings?!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. Earnings. ''{Letters appear on screen as he says them.}'' E-A-R-N— ''{gets hit by a shoe, falls over}'' Ow!

'''SHAREHOLDER:''' Is this the kind of man we hire these days? He's a total liability!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears to the right of the shareholder}'' Yeah, liability. ''{Letters appear on screen as he says them.}'' L-I-A-B-I— ''{gets hit by a shoe}''

''{"end."}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* At the end, click on the shoe that hit Homestar to see more of the Post-its.
:''{Strong Bad is in his cubicle again, with Post-it notes stuck to everything}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling hysterically}'' MILLIONS, I TELL YA! MILLIONS!! I'M GONNA SAVE THE COMPANY MILLIONS!! ''{slowly falls to the ground; calms down}'' I'm savin' bunches of money...
:''{A Post-it note falls off the wall.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shareholder|Shareholders]] are people that own shares of stock in a company. A company's responsibility is to benefit its shareholders, and any profit is divided amongst the shareholders.
** "Earnings" is another word for profit (a business's income minus its expenses).
*Strong Bad's asking for a word's country of origin, for it to be used in a sentence, and the way Homestar and Strong Bad begin spelling "earnings" and "liability" are in the style of a [[Wikipedia:Spelling bee|spelling bee]].

===Trivia===
*In a similar fashion to [[Biz Cas Fri 1]], this puppet short was released on a Friday, even after a significant update was released on the preceding Monday.
*Homestar's sideways eyes were first seen publicly in the [[Alamo Drafthouse - 10 Jun 2005|Alamo Drafthouse]] appearance. The earliest known filming of his sideways eyes is seen in [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]].
*If you look closely enough, you can see Strong Bad in his "Check me out" pose, on a certificate in the top-right of the main view of the meeting room.
*[[Mike Chapman]] is the left shareholder and [[Ryan Sterritt]] is the right shareholder.

===Remarks===
*The Post-it note on Strong Bad's cubicle wall reads "EOB!", which stands for End of Business.

===Inside References===
*The sound effect used for the dazed Homestar was originally used in [[car]], when Homestar was punched out by Strong Bad.
*On the upper part of the screen, you can clearly see the "Remember the 'Tivities" motivational poster from [[no loafing]].
*The name Homestar calls Strong Bad, "Rondo", is an abbreviation of Rondleman, the name he calls him in [[Biz Cas Fri 1]].
*Right after one of the shareholders clears his throat, you can hear [[The Geddup Noise]] (or possibly Chairscoot).
*Strong Bad's mentioning "listen tightly" might be a reference to [[That A Ghost]] where [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] has a similar line.
*Strong Bad is seen posting [[Sticky Notes|sticky notes]] on his monitor.
*If you look at the cubicle wall when Homestar is talking, you can see the [[Dullard]] comic strip from the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard]], DVD version, method 3
*This is another mention of [[showering]].
*On the whiteboard there is a [[Charts|pie chart]] with labels FISCAL and GROWTH?.
*Near the beginning of Strong Bad's presentation, [[cricket noises]] can be heard.

== DVD Version ==
*The "end" card appears on a usual black background.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Attempt number four at the commentary for Biz Cas Fri number 2.

'''MATT:''' Uh, let's talk about it, Mike. Let's talk about EOB.

'''MIKE:''' End of business.

'''MATT:''' That's right! You just learned that!

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I didn't know that! Matt just told me that! I never knew that one! I only worked in an office for six months, and—

'''MATT:''' You learned that in commentary attempt number two, didn't you?

'''MIKE:''' I di— ''{chuckles}'' I did! Homestar's just come from the Christmas party, it looks like.

'''MATT:''' He looks es— especially creepy with his eyes sidewise like that.

'''MIKE:''' Sidewise eyes?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, so tech support always stunk, Mike, when I'd go up there.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, I've never—

'''MATT:''' Not to— not to diss on any of you guys from tech support, but it smelled like the dudes' locker room.

'''MIKE:''' Was it the people or the place?

'''MATT:''' It was definitely got into the— cause I remember they— they moved, and when we first moved into the new office, it didn't smell, but within like a week it smelled.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Umm...

'''MIKE:''' So, that pie chart was on our white erase board for many, many months, and the word "fiscal" still is to this day.

'''MATT:''' Hmm, that's true!

'''MIKE:''' It's been, I don't know, about four months.

'''MATT:''' Mike's tapping, that's— Look! You can see little Mike on that mug there holding a lightsaber!

'''MIKE:''' I'm dressed up as Luke Skywalker in 1977!

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's standing in front of his oversized issue of the comic book adaptation of Star Wars! It was the size of Mike. It was huge!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, there was a Geddup Noise!

'''MATT:''' Yeah!

'''MIKE:''' Geddy! Eughh! That's—

'''MATT:''' That's Mike. ''{incomprehensible}''

'''MIKE:''' That was my line. I think that's me.

'''MATT:''' Umm, so that,uh, conference call thing in the middle of the table is just our answering machine, cleary, which I don't think we're fooling anybody. Mike, why's he acting like it's a spelling bee?

'''MIKE:''' I love the Scripps— the Scripps spelling bee. They show it on ESPN now.

'''MATT:''' That's true.

'''MIKE:''' It's so good.

'''MATT:''' So does that mean Strong— Homestar's on the board of directors?

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]] is a character from the [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars Trilogy]].
*"Geddy" and [[The Geddup Noise]] are from the appropriately-titled Strong Bad email "[[geddup noise]]."
*[[Wikipedia:ESPN|ESPN]] is a channel showcasting sports and occasionally featuring lesser-known competitions, such as [[Wikipedia:spelling bee|spelling bees.]]
*The [[Wikipedia:Scripps National Spelling Bee|Scripps National Spelling Bee]] is a highly competitive spelling bee held in annually in Washington, D.C.

== External Links ==
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[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Kid Speedy

Seahen — Sat, 23 Aug 2014 17:21:37 GMT

Seahen: /* The King of Town */

{{gamenav|New Game|kidspeedy|Thy Dungeonman 3|Make-O Your Own Stinko}}
[[Image:Kid Speedy Title.PNG|thumb|200px|Kid Speedy]]
[[Image:kidspeedy.PNG|thumb|The slowest of the pokes]]

''"Who's faster than Kid Speedy? EVERYBODY!! This little fatso is the slowest poke in the bunch. Try not to get dead last while avoiding sweets and insults in this hilarious arcade-style race 'em up."'' — Videlectrix

'''Kid Speedy''' is a game in which you play the character Kid Speedy, trying to win a race (or, at least, not come in last). The game was originally only mentioned in the [[Videlectrix]] game catalog; it was made available for play on July 10, 2006.

'''Date:''' Monday, July 10, 2006

'''Page Title:''' Don't Forget Your Inhaler!

'''Viidelectrix Page Title:''' Kid Weedy

==The Game==
[[Image:Kidspeedy intstructions.PNG|thumb|Instructions]]
To qualify for the next race, you must finish the four-man race third place or above. By collecting vegetables and happy faces, you make your character go faster (with one exception, see [[#Trivia|trivia]]). Collecting junk food or [[swears]] causes your character to lose all speed.
The player can race the chosen character on eleven different courses: Jelly Woods Fun Run, [[Cheese]] Puff Hills 2 Mile, [[Pork]]chop Wilds 5K, [[Egg]] Mountain Minithon, Probate Flats Walk-a-thon, [[Indiana]], [[Wikipedia:Chicago Loop|The Loop]], Demon's Rub Marathon, Doomed Souls Charity Trudge, Caramel Canyon Walk, and Crumble Star Sprintup (the last four tracks are only accessible if you are playing as a specific character, see trivia). Each track has borders resembling the name (example: Cheese Puff Hills has orange borders).

The game consists of two modes: 1 Player and "Online Play". However, all of the runners, in both modes, are computer controlled. The loading online players screen is just for show.

If you do not finish dead last, you "Qualify". If you lose, you get the message "YOU GOT DEAD LAST!"

==The Ending==
===As Kid Speedy===
[[Image:Kidspeedy ending.PNG|thumb|YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Kid Speedy, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Kid Speedy walks off-screen to the left and enters a city scene. He is walking down a sidewalk beside a brick wall.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' KID SPEEDY WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{Kid Speedy enters a room with a woman and television set inside. Kid Speedy bounces up and down again. Kid Speedy's dialogue is in white subtitles while his mom's is black.}''

'''KID SPEEDY:''' ''{subtitled}'' MOM! I WON 2 BUCKS!

'''KID SPEEDY'S MOM:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH TO GET THE ORPHANAGE ITS OPERATION!

'''KID SPEEDY'S MOM:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOORAY! 
'''KID SPEEDY:''' ''{simultaneously; subtitled}'' HOORAY!

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED STRONG SAD MODE!
===As {{Film|Strong Sad}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy strong sad ending.PNG|thumb|CORRECTION: YOU WON ME 2 BUCKS.]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Strong Sad, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Strong Sad walks off-screen to the left and enters [[Strong Badia]], with the white fence in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' STRONG SAD WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{Strong Sad enters the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]. {{Film|Strong Bad}} is here, along with the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor arcade game]].}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' STRONG BAD! I WON 2 BUCKS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' CORRECTION: YOU WON ME 2 BUCKS.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{subtitled}'' HOORAY! 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously; subtitled}'' HOORAY!

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED KOT MODE!

===As {{Film|The King of Town}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy kot ending.PNG|thumb|(I THINK HE ATE THE 2 BUCKS.)]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to The King of Town, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{The King walks off-screen to the left and enters a green pasture, with mountains in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' THE KOT WON A 2 DOLLAR CONSOLATION PRIZE...

''{The King enters [[The King of Town's Castle|the castle]], and walks past {{Film|The Poopsmith}}.}''

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{subtitled}'' (I THINK HE ATE THE 2 BUCKS.)

'''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{subtitled}'' (HOORAY.)

''{A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' YOU UNLOCKED HOMESTAR MODE!

===As {{Film|Homestar Runner}}===
[[Image:Kidspeedy hr ending.PNG|thumb|SOMEHOW HOMESTAR WON LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS...]]
''{Three runners are standing on a stand, cheering. A blimp flies overhead reading "WIN!" The camera pans left to Homestar, who is bouncing up and down.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT NOT DEAD LAST!

''{Homestar walks off-screen to the left and enters a field, with trees and [[The Brick Wall]] in the background.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{subtitled}'' SOMEHOW HOMESTAR WON LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS...

''{Homestar enters {{Film|Marzipan}}'s [[Marzipan's House|house]].}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{subtitled}'' MARZIPAN! I WON A MILLS BILLS!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR A HYBRID CAR, OR MAYBE...

''{Homestar and Marzipan drive for a while in their new car. A screen showing yellow, blown-up text "the end" appears.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*While Homestar and Marzipan are driving at the end of the game, you can control the car with the left and right arrow keys.
*At the title screen, you can press "s", "k" or "h" ten times to start the game as Strong Sad, The King of Town or Homestar Runner, respectively.

==Fun Facts==
[[Image:Kidspeedy strong sad mode.PNG|thumb|Strong Sad mode]]
===Explanations===
*The term "Race 'em up" is based on the more logically named term "Shoot 'em up".
*Kid Speedy is most likely a parody of "educational" computer games that often promote nutrition.

===Trivia===
*Each race starts with the message "Ready! Set! OK, now go."
*If you win the game, you unlock "Strong Sad Mode", where your character becomes Strong Sad. Beating the game as Strong Sad unlocks "KOT Mode", where you play as The King of Town. Beating the game again finally unlocks "Homestar Mode", where you play as Homestar Runner.
*When you play the last race, a group of runners will pass you and your opponents very quickly (They can be seen in the left margin of every race, running in place, if you play the Flash file). If your last race is the shortest race, Egg Mountain Minithon (#4), then these runners can finish the race in under seven seconds.
[[Image:Kid speedy box art.PNG|thumb|Kid Speedy box art]]
*Currently, the box art for Kid Speedy reads "BOX ART UNAVAILABLE!".
* The gameplay is very random: It is possible to acquire every healthy food item in the course and only them, and still lose.
*"The Loop" is the only level in the game whose preview shows a design that doesn't loop.
*On July 17, 2006, version 1.new was released, with several changes:
**Added The King of Town and Homestar Runner as unlockable characters – previously, only Strong Sad could be unlocked, and Kid Speedy would still appear at the end of each level and the end of the game.
**Added tomato and cookie items.
**Food items bob up and down on some levels now.
**The 8th level now changes depending on your character:
***Kid Speedy— Demon's Rub Marathon
***Strong Sad— Doomed Souls Charity Trudge (the map resembles Strong Sad's head)
***The King of Town— Caramel Canyon Walk-Take (the map resembles a [[ham]])
***Homestar Runner— Crumble Star Sprintup (the map resembles a star)
*Your three opponents behave like this: two of them run at a constant speed all the way to the finish line, the third changes every 3 seconds (on average - it can be anywhere from 0 to 6) to be slightly faster than you (how much faster depends on what level you're playing). When you collect a power-down item, the third opponent will always match speeds a second and a half later.
*Kid Speedy, Strong Sad, and The King of Town can achieve third or even second place, but cannot achieve first place. For Homestar Runner, however, first place is possible.
*The game is also uploaded on [[Homestarrunner.com]], but never linked to. It can be found [[HR:kidspeedy.html|here]].
*This game suggests that [[Marzipan's House]] is to the left of [[the brick wall]]. However, in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], it is impossible to reach Marzipan's House any other way than clicking on it from the map.

===Remarks===
*When you beat Strong Sad Mode, he is seen jumping up and down. In [[Strong Sad's Lament]], he revealed that he was unable to jump.
*If you play the game with the Flash file, you can cheat on every level by right-clicking on the game and selecting ''Play'' after the race starts. You'll hear the falling down sound effect and see the congratulations screen for a few seconds, then it will show the typical qualified screen.

===Differences between the characters===
====Strong Sad====
*There's a chance one of your opponents will be Kid Speedy.
*Speed-up items work 50% better than they do for Kid Speedy.
*Strong Sad slows down twice as fast as Kid Speedy.
*When you collect a speed-down item, the third opponent (see [[#Trivia|trivia]]) will match speeds with you, plus a large amount (more than they usually beat you by), right before you slow down (so if you're going full speed when you hit one, they'll race ahead of you for that 1.5 seconds).

====The King of Town====
*There's a chance of your opponents including Kid Speedy, Strong Sad or both.
*The "good" and "bad" collectibles are reversed - junk food and swears speed you up and good food slows you down.
*He trips and falls on the qualification movie, causing the victory music to abruptly stop.

====Homestar Runner====
*Your opponents will always be Kid Speedy, Strong Sad, and The King of Town.
*Homestar's maximum running speed is 25% higher than the others'.
*Speed-up items work twice as well as they do for Kid Speedy.

===Glitches===
*In Flash Player 6, Kid Speedy's slowest opponent is absent. While getting second place is extremely difficult, it's impossible to lose since he can rank no lower than third.
*If you qualify for a level, but play it again and lose, you will have to beat it again to win the game.
* No matter which race you choose in version 1.new, it will always show the image of your character's eighth race when you qualify.
**This was later fixed for the [[Viidelectrix]] version. However, qualifying for the eighth race will now always show the map of Demon's Rub Marathon, regardless of which character you are.
*Sometimes, if you are playing as the King of Town, the items will have their normal effects: the good items will help you, and the bad items will harm you.
*While watching the demo, changing to the King of Town by pressing "k" ten times before the screen displays the "Lose speed with these" parts will change the aforementioned section, paradoxically making it seem as though collecting the healthy objects will raise ''and'' decrease your speed.
**Likewise, starting the demo with the King of Town and then swapping to anyone else in the same manner as above, the screen will note that junk food and swears increase ''and'' decrease your speed.

===Fixed Glitches===
*When the game first came out, the player had to cross the center of the finish line to finish the level, while the computer players needed only touch the edge of the line. Thus it was possible to finish barely ahead of the last runner, but still lose the level. This has since been fixed.

===Inside References===
*One of the tracks is the "EGG MOUNTAIN MiNiTHON", making this another instance of [[Lowercase i's]] and [[eggs]].
*Homestar Runner's ending includes a reference to [[hybrid cars]].
*The Mini-map sprites are similar to the ones in [[Secret Collect]]. The player's mini-map sprite is [[Strong Bad]]'s and the others are "secrets".
*The narrator says "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT [[NOT]] DEAD LAST!"
*Videlectrix calls the game a "hilarious arcade-style [[X 'em Up|race 'em up]]".

===Real-World References===
*The "Indiana" and "The Loop" levels are likely inspired by the the arcade racing game [[Wikipedia:Cruis'n USA|Cruis'n USA]], which features [[Wikipedia:Chicago|Chicago]] and [[Wikipedia:Indiana|Indiana]] venues.
*"Wide Loading" (on the [[Irregular Loading Screens|loading screen]]) is a reference to the "Wide Load" sign which appears on trucks carrying large items. It is also used as a slang term for "fat".
*In the Flash file of Kid Speedy, there are three other runners to the left of the screen and they seem to be wearing colors of flags. The top runner wears the flag of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and the middle runner wears the flag of [[Wikipedia:Sweden|Sweden]]. The lowest runner wears the flag of [[Wikipedia:Kenya|Kenya]] (black, red, and green stripes, separated by white). These runners are later seen racing ahead to the finish line in the 8th race, as well as in the ending.
*At the ending podium, the three "winning" runners each have an animation similar to the animations made by the characters at the end of [[wikipedia:Super Mario Kart|Super Mario Kart]]. Notably, the "first place" winner's ending looks like he is clanging champagne bottles, similar to Koopa Troopa's victory animation in Mario Kart.
*When Kid Speedy trips on the finish line, he does so in the same manner and sound as does the character in the [[wikipedia:NES|NES]] version of [[wikipedia:Track & Field (arcade game)|Track & Field]].
*Kid Speedy's ending sequence is a reference to the common movie theme of competing in a race or other competition to win money to either save an orphanage or pay for an operation.
*Homestar's ending segment which shows him and Marzipan driving towards the sunset is an homage to the [[Wikipedia:Sega|Sega]] racing title [[wikipedia:OutRun|OutRun]]. Its drawing style also resembles the arcade game [[wikipedia:Pole Position|Pole Position]].
*The insult power-downs may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Duke Nukem (computer game)|Duke Nukem]], where swear words are a powerup instead.
*Mills Bills were part of a [[Wikipedia:General Mills|General Mills]] cereal promotion in which cereal box tops could be collected and redeemed for money for a local school.
*This game is also a reference to an [[Atari 2600]] game called [http://www.atariage.com/software_page.html?SoftwareLabelID=173 Fast Food], with the junk food items replacing the purple pickles.

===Possible Names in Online Mode===
*There are several possible names that you can get as opponents in Online Mode. Each three-letter name includes a number following their name, while four-letter names do not.
**BAM
**BOB
**BSI
**[[DAN]]
**DING
**FMV
**FOOP
**GOB
**JAM
**JIM
**[[Nebulon|NEB]]
**[[Wikipedia: Pogs|POG]]
**QUA
**RIT
**SOT
**STAN
**TOD
*The following names were added in version 1.new.
**[[Wikipedia:Eight ball|8BAL]]
**FRUM
**[[Wikipedia:Gobi Desert|GOBI]]
**GUMB
**JILL
**KOT8 (The King of Town, only available if playing as Homestar Runner)
**KSPE (Kid Speedy, only available if not playing as him)
**[[Lem Sportsinterviews|LEM]]
**PIGG
**SSAD (Strong Sad, only available if playing as The King of Town or Homestar Runner)

==External Links==
*[[HR:kidspeedy.html|play 'Kid Speedy']]
*[[HR:kidspeedy.swf|play 'Kid Speedy' (Flash File)]]
*[[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play 'Kid Speedy']]
*[[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.swf|play 'Kid Speedy' (Flash file)]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/ks.html|Wii version of the game]]
*play the [[Videlectrix:vii/kidspeedy.swf|Wii version of the game (Flash file)]]
*[[Forum:9062|forum thread re: "Kid Speedy"]]
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Biz Cas Fri 1

Seahen — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 04:20:50 GMT

Seahen: /* Explanations */ If we need to explain "shareholder" we should probably explain "projection"

{{puppetnav|bizcasfri1.html|Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!|Biz Cas Fri 2}}
[[Image:biz cas fri.JPG|thumb|"That's why you're my D-O-G-E!"]]

Strong Bad tries to finish [[Third-quarter Projection Analysis Spreadsheets]], but has trouble when Homestar begins his usual annoyance spree.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[The Office]]

'''Date:''' Friday, June 24, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 1:50

'''Page Title:''' Biz Cas Fri 1

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
''{Close-up of a water cooler. The title words, "Biz Cas Fri" appear. Air bubbles rise into the cooler. Cut to Strong Bad at the office computer in his cubicle. Strong Bad is busily typing away, wearing a striped casual polo shirt.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, I'm almost done with these third-quarter projection analysis spreadsheets, and ''still'' no sign of—

''{Homestar Runner swoops in, wearing a solid-brown casual polo shirt.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What - is up, - my dog!?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh, I am not your dog.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Rondleman, you crack me up. ''{zooming in on each word}'' Crack! Me! Up! ''{cut back to full view}'' That's why you're my D-O-G-E!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your ''doge?!'' What are you talking about? I'm Strong Bad! Rondleman works in Regional Shipping Management Resources.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahaha! Good one, Rondleman. I mean, good one, ''my dog''. So, you goin' to Beach Themed Restaurant tonight? It's ladies' night! Music, dancing, they've got fake palm trees!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah... I'd rather die!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cooool, can I catch a ride? Pick me up at six. Ooh, and bring plenty of cash. I'm gonna need at least five or six appeteasers.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Will you just get out of here and let me finish these spreadsheets!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're not done yet? I finished mine weeks ago. Let me give you a hand.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, don't touch that!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{leans in and bangs his face on the keyboard}'' Uhh, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh? Ohh, ''great!''

''{The computer produces a blue screen, reading:}''

<blockquote class="short email" style="background:#32407d; text-align:center">Flamboyant System Error 
 
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''This is just GREAT!!''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! You can thank me later. I love that blue screen. It is also my dog. Anyways, I'll let you finish up here. See you at six!

''{Homestar swoops out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh, man! Now I gotta start all over—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' Don't be late! ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Start all over an—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' Ladies' night! ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Start all ove—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' Fake palm trees! ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Start all o—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{swoops in}'' You're my dog. ''{swoops out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh! ''{bangs his fist on the keyboard repeatedly}'' Stupid! Third! Quarter! Projection! Analysis! Spreadsheets I don't even know what you are! Rondleman... erh, where art thou? ''{slides onto the floor with a thud}''

''{"end."}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:dullard bizcasfri.PNG|thumb|right|220px|A meet n' greet?]]
*Click on the comic strip in the background right after Homestar says "Crack - me - up!" to see a [[Dullard]] comic strip.
:'''PANEL ONE:'''
::''{Dullard is working at his computer. A woman is standing nearby}''
::'''WOMAN:''' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET 
:'''PANEL TWO:'''
::'''DULLARD:''' ''{irritated}'' THAT'S FUNNY. I DIDN'T MISS YOU AT THE MY HOUSE SIT N' DRINK.
:'''PANEL THREE:'''
::'''WOMAN:''' ''{storming off}'' HMPH!
:'''PANEL FOUR:'''
::''{Dullard looks more irritated.}''
::'''CO-WORKER:''' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
:'''PANEL FIVE:'''
::'''BALD MAN:''' ''{holding pieces of paper}'' MISSED YOU AT THE OFF SITE MEET N' GREET
::''{Dullard bangs his head on his computer.}''
:'''PANEL SIX:'''
::'''COMB-OVER MAN:''' WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT A SIT N' DRINK AT YOUR PLACE?
*Click on the note at the top-left of the cubicle wall when Homestar says, "Beach Themed Restaurant" to see the menu of the restaurant.

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The [[sticky note]] on the wall reads "ASAP!!!", which is an [[Wikipedia:Acronym and initialism|initialism]] for "As Soon As Possible."
*A projection is a forecast about the future and, in business, usually predicts how much money the company will earn and spend.

===Remarks===
*The computer monitor Strong Bad is sitting at is an Apple IIe monitor, given away by its adjustable viewing angle screen.
*Most features on homestarrunner.com are released on Monday, but this was released on a Friday.
*"Appeteasers" is a [[Portmanteaus|portmanteau]].

===Goofs===
*After Homestar bangs his head on Strong Bad's keyboard, the "ASAP!!!" note is relocated. After the computer displays the system error message, the sticky note is back in its original place.
*After the Flamboyant System Error appears, the next cut shows the computer monitor from an angle. While Homestar is saying, "Anyways, I'll let you finish up here. See you at six!", twice Strong Bad's head goes ''behind'' the superimposed image of the error screen.

===Inside References===
*The title of this toon stands for "Business Casual Fridays" and comes from the email [[other days]].
*"Flamboyant System Error" is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]].
*The "Remember the 'Tivities" motivational poster from [[no loafing]] is clearly visible on the upper part of the screen.
*The fake palms are from "Fake Palms Resort" in the [[Sketchbook (video)|sketchbook]] on the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]].
*The Dullard comic strip first appeared in [[dullard]]. Although the close-up of the comic is original to this toon, the comic tacked to Strong Bad's cubicle is actually the one from [[Dullard#Dullard (DVD version, method #3)|method #3]] in the DVD version of dullard.
*Homestar is wearing the same brown shirt he wore in the [[other days]] version of Biz Cas Fri.
*Homestar calls Strong Bad [[my dog|his dog]].

===Fast Forward===
*[[Vector Strong Bad]] refers to [[Stinkoman]] as his "Doge" in [[alternate universe]].

==DVD Version==
*When Homestar says, "Rondleman, you crack me up," the camera does not cut away to a closeup of him, nor does it zoom in on him when he says, "Crack! Me! Up!".

== External Links ==
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{{subtitlesLinks|bizcasfri1}}
[[Category: Puppet Stuff]]
[[Category: Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Rumble Red

Seahen — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:32:33 GMT

Seahen:

{{redirects|The Alien}}{{for-nothe|other aliens in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]|Aliens}}

[[Image:Old-Timey Alien.png|thumb|"But Earthling, they don't have [[polymascotfoamalate]] on ''my'' planet."]]
'''Rumble Red''' first appeared in the [[Old-Timey]] era to [[The Homestar Runner]], presumably after his [[Wikipedia:Unidentified Flying Object|UFO]] crashed into a factory. He later conversed with [[Limozeen]] [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|in space]] on an unidentified planet.

Rumble Red is a humanoid with pincers instead of hands, horn-shaped ears, and three eyes that blink sequentially. He frequently mentions the lack of Earth amenities on his home planet, which The Homestar Runner (as well as others) find very annoying. He has been accused by both The Homestar Runner and [[Mary Palaroncini]] of being a [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] fool. (During the 20th century, the term "red" was a derogatory slang word for communists.) He also frequently adds the phrase "Eh, Rumble?" after or during sentences.

Rumble Red's planet doesn't have much. According to him, it has long lines and expensive [[bread]]. This appears to reference the [[Soviet Union]] after the economic reforms of the eighties, when the Soviets had to stand in extremely long lines to receive their rations, and when staple foods like bread were scarce, and therefore expensive to procure. Rumble Red seems to have been [[Death|killed]] by a [[Decemberween]] [[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption|gift]] from [[Old-Timey Marzipan]].

According to the email [[mini-golf]], he runs a bowling alley, "Rumble Red's <s>Kommunist</s> Kozmik Bowling", making a reference to him apparently being (or having been until recently) a communist.

Rumble Red may also be a parody of [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] from [[Wikipedia:The Flintstones|The Flintstones]].

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[4 branches]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]

==See also==
*[[Nebulon]]

[[Category:Old-Timey Characters]]

Peasant's Quest Proposed Sequels

Seahen — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 16:31:20 GMT

Seahen: /* Remarks */

[[The Brothers Chaps]] at one time were developing two different sequels to [[Peasant's Quest]] that have since been abandoned. One was a direct sequel involving the [[The Baby|"throw baby" baby]], and another parodied MMORPGs and was called "Peasant's Quest: ONLINE???" (formatted different ways in different places, but always with the question mark). The drafts below were released as a wiki exclusive. All formatting has been preserved (bold in original), except that links have been added.

__TOC__
'''Released:''' Friday, September 9, 2011

== PEASANT'S QUEST 2: Return of the Babym'n ==
[[File:Babym'n.png|thumb|200x200px|Baby[[m'n]]]]
[[Rather Dashing]]'s brave efforts to destroy the Burninator inspired the countryside, setting off a wave of attempted smotings the likes of which [[Peasantry]], nor [[Trogdor]], had ever seen. Though most of these attempts met with utter burnination, one such brave peasant, called Mitch, succeeded. Instead of trying to vanquish Trogdor, Mitch used powerful magicks and card tricks to seal the Burninator in his cave for all eternity. Only by completing an extremely convoluted and dangerous quest would one be able to break the seal and unleash Trogdor. And what peasant in his or her right mind would want to do something like that?

25 olde years latre, all memory and monument of Rather Dashing and his deeds have disappeared (the statue's head fell off), replaced by those of Mitch (they taped an image of his head to the statue). Life in Peasantry is no longer a hardship and a seemingly benevolent Queen (Queen [[Baby Lady|Babyladia]]) hands out riches like it's no peasant's business.

We join a hooded, mysterious traveling peasant (with a [[Wikipedia:mead|mead]] problem) known only as [[The Baby|the Babym'n]] who searches relentlessly for information about his one-time father. He discovers, from a dying, old royal [[The Red and Blue Knights|knight]], that Trogdor himself knows more about his father than any other living creature and is rumored to have even made a little scrap-tome about him. So the Babym'n sets off on a quest to defeat Mitch, learn the truth about Queen Babyladia (mom?), break the magical seal, free the Burninator, and maybe ask him a couple questions about the peasant he thinks is his dad!
{{clear}}

== Peasant's Quest Online? ==
[[File:pqonline_classes.png|thumb|300px|[[Mirror:pqonline_classes.html|Character class selection screen]]]]
[[Mirror:pqonline_classes.html|Character Class Selection Screen]]

Five classes to choose from but they're all full up except for Peasants.

'''[[Mendelev and Dongolev|Archer]]''' - These wandering marksmen are known for their chivalry and pointed hats. Adept at ranged attacks, skilled Archers can pick off a target from 300 yards with their Sniper Bow. Choose your own color feather! '''ALL FULL UP'''

'''[[The Red and Blue Knights|Knight]]''' - Royal Knights have a reputation for being stuck up elitists. They have equally strong attack and defense skills and are sticklers for Royal Law. Choose from a variety of swords, shields, and frenchie mustache combos. '''ALL FULL UP'''

'''[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor|Keeper]]''' - Spooky magick and even spookier robes surround these mysterious loners. Keepers can choose to work in service of or against Almighty Trogdor. Robes do not include moons and stars. Iron-ons available at fine merchants everywhere. '''ALL FULL UP'''

'''Hot Elf''' - These smoking hotties lived only behind waterfalls until online gaming forced them from their homes. Aside from their dangerous curves, they also have the coolest weapons in the realm. Seriously, this one sword is actually like two swords and shoots poisonous grappling arrows out of it! '''ALL FULL UP'''

'''[[Peasant]]''' - Peasants are so inferior to the other classes, they actually start at Level 0. They have boring sticks for weapons and Jhonka doodoo for brains. You'd think Rather Dashing would've raised the bar for Peasants with his heroic exploits, but no. No, he didn't. '''SPACES AVAILABLE!'''

You get to choose your character's username and it will be used throughout the game by other characters. Input C$!!

[[File:pqonline_pixelframe.png|thumb|300px|[[Mirror:pqonline_pixelframe.html|Low-res, clickable, customizable picture frame]]]]
'''Choose Your Cottage - ''' 
-4 different [[Thatched-Roof Cottage|cottages]] to choose from with very minor differences. 
-Cottage is customizable on the inside. Color/type of pelt on the floor maybe? Furniture, optional [[Mirror:pqonline_pixelframe.html|wall hangings]]. These would all be cookie saved. 
-House is where you go back to when you die (no save games maybe? just autosaves progress/inventory, etc.)

'''Quest board''' - Maybe there's a quest board outside your cottage. Some quests are interdependent, some are stand alone.

'''Exp Level''' - Levels are the points in the game. So you level up instead of getting a score.

[[File:pqonline_levelup.png|thumb|300px|Fighting [[Poor Gary]] in [[Mirror:pqonline_levelup.html|the Level-Up Forest]]]]
'''[[Mirror:pqonline_levelup.html|The Level Up Forest]]''' - The mini-game part. Side scrolling, monsters come at you. You can upgrade weapons, strike low or high and block low and high (you start with a stick for a sword and a trashcan lid for a shield). I dunno. You can add ten levels to your total here and the bad guys get increasingly more difficult. You can go to the forest whenever you want, level up one level and then leave. You'll need to have leveled all the way up to 10 here in order to win the game.

'''Non Player Characters''' - Non player characters are guys like [[Mendelev and Dongolev]] who run the weapons shop. [[The Innkeeper]], maybe the [[Baby Lady]], that kinda thing. Maybe the [[Jhonka]] has cleaned up his act and runs a store. The weapons shop and the store would be largely or entirely for the Level Up Forest. Weapon upgrades, health [[flask]]s, caffeinergy potions, that sorta thing.

'''Online Players''' - Online players are fake online players with their username over their head. They would fall into one of the other character classes, Archers, Knights, etc. These people have real-world problems that you have to help solve in-game. Random online players will walk through the scenes occasionally with random usernames over their heads. You have to interact with these sometimes (a quest could call for you to give something to any hot elf so you have to wait until you see one and then give it to them while they're on the screen. Ordinarily if you try to talk to them while they're onscreen, they mutter something derogatory about n00bs)

'''Specific Online Players''' 
-Lonely lady needs to find Mr. Right (She's playing as a dude, Mr. Right is probably playing as a Hot Elf. you need to bring em together) 
-Dude whose wife is going to leave him if he doesn't stop playing, wants you to kill his character for him so it'll save his marriage. 
-Other Peasant guy can't figure out how to throw baby (he's playing the Rather Dashing story arc) 
-Annoying little kid that keeps wanting to 'join your guild' that you need to ditch 
-Some guy that keeps getting booted offline and disappearing before he can give you something. You have to find a totally inappropriate anachronistic in-game advertisement coupon for a 28.8 modem and you gift it to that player so he can get a better connection and stay online long enough to give you the item. 
-Grandmother who keeps walking into a tree over and over again (a tree that you need to climb but can't while she's still around) needs you to convince her not to try and play video games ever again and cancel her account but she can't figure out how. You need a valid credit card number to cancel account which you figure out is the annoying kid's username. 

'''Optional Quests''' 
-There could be some optional quests that do things like give you cool weapons for the Level Up Forest or items to customize your house. 
-Maybe you can get a canvas which is an 8x8 pixel square (or more) and you can paint on it in a very simple 16 color painting minigame. Select a color, click on a pixel. When you're done it shows up in your house on the wall. Possibly a 'submit' feature where you can send the info for the pixel painting to us and then a gallery area elsewhere in the game where we could stick in fan submitted artwork? Or something like that to add to the psuedo-online nature of the game.

'''Main goal''' 
Once you solve a certain number of quests from the quest board a whole new area opens up (the map maybe doubles) and that's when you'd meet the Dragon Man who's a level 100 player. He's become obsessed with the game and found everything there is to find except one thing but you can only get this thing when you're a level 50 and he missed it. He'll give you his character if you'll get this item for him. So the rest of the game is dedicated to this main quest and its related sub-quests.

'''Other ideas''' 
-You have a bad [[1987]] style online modem voice chat with a character. Terrible modem noises and awful connection make it pretty impossible to hear. 
-There's some flashy, glowing orb you get that causes lag when you use it since it's too graphic/processor-intensive. Later something happens too fast for you to solve the puzzle (maybe catching a fast animal or item that flies by?) so you have to use the item to cause lag so your computer runs slow enough that you can solve the puzzle.

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
* MMORPG is short for [[Wikipedia:Massively multiplayer online role-playing game|Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game]], which are typically defined as a game in which players take on personas and interact amongst one another.
* In the gaming community, [[Internet Slang|noob]], alternately spelled "n00b", refers to an inexperienced, new, or generally unskilled player, and is used fairly derogatively.
* The hot elf being played by a man is a reference to idea of [[TVTropes:GIRL|Guy In Real Life, or GIRL]], wherein most females online are actually men posing as women.

=== Remarks ===
* The Hot Elves class has not been seen prior to the class screen.
* Babym'n is a [[Wikipedia:palette swap|palette swap]] of the Rather Dashing sprite.
* The description for the Keeper class spells magic as "magick", an archaic spelling typically associated with dark arts.
* Typically, lag (of the sort due to slow processing; the term can also refer to network latency) would not make an object move slower, as mentioned in the Other Ideas section, but slows down how the computer processes it, making it ''more'' difficult to catch.

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== External Links ==
* [[Mirror:pqonline_classes.html|view the character class selection screen]]
* [[Mirror:pqonline_classes.swf|view the Flash file for the character class selection screen]]
* [[Mirror:pqonline_pixelframe.html|view the customizable picture frame]]
* [[Mirror:pqonline_pixelframe.swf|view the Flash file for the customizable picture frame]]
* [[Mirror:pqonline_levelup.html|view the Level-Up Forest]]
* [[Mirror:pqonline_levelup.swf|view the Flash file for the Level-Up Forest]]
* [[Forum:18216|forum thread re: "Peasant's Quest Proposed Sequels"]]

[[Category:Behind the Scenes]]
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Drugs

Seahen — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 02:02:46 GMT

Seahen: /* Medicinal Drugs */

[[Image:jobars headache medicine.PNG|thumb|Eat 'em like candy!]]
'''Drugs''' and other forms of medicine have been referenced frequently throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]], in both medicinal and recreational contexts.
__NOTOC__
==Appearances==
===Medicinal Drugs===
*Character [[Dangeresque]] — Is a celebrity pharmacist.
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — One of the items you give [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] is a bottle of pills.
*Email [[time capsule]] — One of the Easter eggs features [[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]].
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — The main item for restoring health is a [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#capsule|large pill]].
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad's junkmail filter, [[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]], has one email with the subject "Re: PharamBlacy news", parodying spammers who advertise prescription drugs.
*Email [[web comics]] — The Cheat's junk mail filter has an email with the subject "PharmC7acy".
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Homestar Runner]] tries to make a real fruit smoothie using "[[Total Load]]", the total body fitness enhancing powder.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad runs out of his "antidepressants", and later his "Cloud Shape Spotting Log" in an Easter egg lists "diet pills".
*[[Fan Costumes '08]] — In mocking The King of Town costume, Strong Bad used the phrase "I don't think the medication is working."

===Recreational Drugs===
*[[Scroll Button Songs#SB-2003-05-19|Scroll Button Songs]] — [[Coach Z]] raps, "And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!"
*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive! And drugs, stay out of school!".
*Email [[autobiography]] — In "[[Words I Probably Said]]", [[Strong Bad]] explains that "somebody must have slipped [Reg] some drugs or something before the game".
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's "deadbeat boyfriend" shirt bears a striking similarity to a "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirt.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]] confuses diet soda with [[Wikipedia:Phencyclidine|PCP]].
**In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13#Commentary Transcript|DVD Commentary]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] mentions a pot leaf visible in the [[Wikipedia:Nuthin' but a "G" Thang|Nuthin' but a "G" Thang]] {{inlinecontentwarning}} music video.
*Character [[Peacey P]] — The rapper's name is derived from PCP.
**[[Rap Song]] — the [[Toons|Toon Menu]] channel ID for this short is PCP.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad orders a free sample of Total Load Strength Enhancer, a type of steroid.

==See also==
*[[Strong Sad's Pills]]
*[[Smoking]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Poison]]

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Spoonerisms

Seahen — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 07:07:21 GMT

Seahen: + Zoach C

'''[[Wikipedia:Spoonerism|Spoonerism]]s''' are a form of [[wikipedia:word play|word play]] where corresponding letters in a word are switched.

This article only lists spoonerisms unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==List of Spoonerisms==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Spoonerism !! Spoonerism of !! Appears In
|-
| Strong Bad Math
| Strong Mad Bath
| [[privileges]]
|-
| Tellular cellaphone
| [[wikipedia:Cellular telephone|Cellular telephone]]
| [[technology]]
|-
| Hoot-Smalley Tarriff
| [[wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff|Smoot-Hawley Tariff]]
| [[Ballad of the Sneak]]
|-
| Pact and trofesssionalism
| Tact and professionalism
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Top: Pire
| Pop: Tire
| [[FAQ]]
|-
| Drain bamage
| Brain Damage
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| Stace Spation
| Space Station
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Bechieve to alieve
| Believe to achieve
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Ting of Kown
| [[King of Town]]
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]]
|-
| Wolksvagen
| [[Wikipedia:Volkswagen|Volkswagen]]
| [[different town]]
|-
| Zoach C
| [[Coach Z]]
| [[Xeriouxly Forxe]]
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Portmanteaus]]
*[[Malapropisms]]
*[[Jumbled Words]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:07:16 GMT

Seahen: /* I */ +Issue-versary

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| Issue-versary
| Issue and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|}

===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}

===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Alcohol

Seahen — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:15:35 GMT

Seahen: /* Other Appearances */

[[Image:Cold One Premium Alcoholic Screen Saver.png|thumb|Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones]]
The [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] have a soft spot for '''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|Alcoholic beverages]]''', and are known to reference them and even drink them. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Email===
*[[making out]] — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to [[Making Out|make out]] with her, [[Strong Bad]] proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".
*[[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad attempts to "lure" fish into his and Coach Z's boat by telling them that they have "a keg" (to which he immediately appends "of worms and phytoplankton").
*[[theme party]] — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out.
*[[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
*[[time capsule]] — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]].
*[[radio]] — [[Homestar Runner]] throws a [[Wikipedia:Old fashioned glass|rocks glass]] while yelling "[[Wikipedia:Highball|High-ball!]]"
*[[modeling]] — "Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance.
*[[space program]] — During the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
*[[myths & legends]] — [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear holding a Shark]] [[Wikipedia:Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve small amounts of (usually potent) liquor.
*[[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
**Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs us that he is "pleasant".
*[[theme song]] - In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
*[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
*[[rough copy]] — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
*[[hygiene]] — Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a [[Wikipedia:hangover|hangover]].
*[[business trip]] — Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "Expen$e Account Ones".
*[[nightlife]] — Bubs runs the bar at [[Club Technochocolate]] and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in an eye dropper.
*[[hremail3184]] — Bubs and Coach Z watch the explosion of the [[Lappy 486]] in lawn chairs, with beer cans.

===Other Appearances===
*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!"
*[[Videlectrix]] — The [[Videlectrix:videlectrix gallery.html|Game Gallery]] has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
*[[Because, It's Midnite]] — The song mentions a "champagne glass."
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:staph.html|Our Gentle Staph]] page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's page]] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page]] states that he was drinking while thinking of new PRODUKTs.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]] — Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of wine.
*[[Meet Marshie]] — [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]].
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Pom Pom's girls]] are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
*[[Dancin' Bubs]] — Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] — Features "Drunk Drivers".
*[[The Luau]] — Among the phrases of "[[Wikipedia:Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!"
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk. 
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] — As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
**Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
*[[New Boots]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
*[[That A Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini.
*[[Drive-Thru]] — Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
*[[Where's an Egg?]] — One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A jug of hooch can be found in [[Sickly Sam]]'s stomach.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at [[Club Technochocolate]], both of which he proceeds to drink.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — A bottle of wine sits on a table at [[Club Technochocolate]].
*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] — Brainkrieg claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.

==See Also==
*[[Cold One]]
*[[Listerine]]

[[Category:Activity running gags]][[Category:Food and drinks]]

Drugs

Seahen — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:12:53 GMT

Seahen: /* Medicinal Drugs */

[[Image:jobars headache medicine.PNG|thumb|Eat 'em like candy!]]
'''Drugs''' and other forms of medicine have been referenced frequently throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]], in both medicinal and recreational contexts.
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==Appearances==
===Medicinal Drugs===
*[[Dangeresque]] — Is a celebrity pharmacist.
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — One of the items you give [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] is a bottle of pills.
*Email [[time capsule]] — One of the Easter eggs features [[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]].
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — The main item for restoring health is a [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#capsule|large pill]].
*Email [[candy product]] — Strong Bad's junkmail filter, [[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]], has one email with the subject "Re: PharamBlacy news", parodying spammers who advertise prescription drugs.
*Email [[web comics]] — The Cheat's junk mail filter has an email with the subject "PharmC7acy".
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Homestar Runner]] tries to make a real fruit smoothie using "[[Total Load]]", the total body fitness enhancing powder.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad runs out of his "antidepressants", and later his "Cloud Shape Spotting Log" in an Easter egg lists "diet pills".
*[[Fan Costumes '08]] — In mocking The King of Town costume, Strong Bad used the phrase "I don't think the medication is working."

===Recreational Drugs===
*[[Scroll Button Songs#SB-2003-05-19|Scroll Button Songs]] — [[Coach Z]] raps, "And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!"
*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive! And drugs, stay out of school!".
*Email [[autobiography]] — In "[[Words I Probably Said]]", [[Strong Bad]] explains that "somebody must have slipped [Reg] some drugs or something before the game".
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's "deadbeat boyfriend" shirt bears a striking similarity to a "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirt.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]] confuses diet soda with [[Wikipedia:Phencyclidine|PCP]].
**In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13#Commentary Transcript|DVD Commentary]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] mentions a pot leaf visible in the [[Wikipedia:Nuthin' but a "G" Thang|Nuthin' but a "G" Thang]] {{inlinecontentwarning}} music video.
*Character [[Peacey P]] — The rapper's name is derived from PCP.
**[[Rap Song]] — the [[Toons|Toon Menu]] channel ID for this short is PCP.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad orders a free sample of Total Load Strength Enhancer, a type of steroid.

==See also==
*[[Strong Sad's Pills]]
*[[Smoking]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Poison]]

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:01:26 GMT

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wastenado
| Waste and tornado
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}

===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:00:41 GMT

Seahen: /* S */ +suckquake

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suckquake
| Suck and earthquake
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:59:16 GMT

Seahen: /* C */ +crap-valanche

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Crap-valanche
| Crap and avalanche
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Backspacebar
| Backspace and spacebar
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Cold-one-ibalism
| Cold one and Cannibalism
| [[Fan Costumes '08]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Gentlemadies
| Gentlemen and Ladies
| [[Punkin Show]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| McArby
| [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]]
| [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| Melonade
| Melon and Lemonade
| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Doomy Tales of the Macabre

Seahen — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:55:03 GMT

Seahen: /* Explanations */ +Overhead

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|ween09|Decomposing Pumpkins|Homestarloween Party}}
[[File:GloomyTalesOfTheMacabre.png|thumb|Doomy Tales]]

Strong Sad takes control this year!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, [[Onion Bubs]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

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'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Field]], [[The Halloween House]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 29, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:57

'''Page Title:''' Available wherever doomy books are sold!

==Transcript==
''{Open to an almost-entirely black screen, with a window in the corner. As the following words are said, they are written at the bottom of the screen in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{He has a slight echo throughout the toon, unless noted.}'' One chilled ''{said as "chillèd"}'' Hallow's Eve I rose,

''{Strong Sad steps out of the shadows. The next line is not written on the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sat right down to writing,

''{He sits down as a desk moves in to view, with a paper and inkwell on it. He pulls out a pen and takes it to the paper.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' For none had bothered to propose, to their parties, my inviting.

''{Cut back to another mostly-black screen with another window. Strong Sad is seen writing at the desk in white silhouette. The words are again written in red.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I crafted such a macabre ''{said in an exaggerated fashion}'' tale there in my darkened room

''{Cut to a closeup of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' To achieve literary justice, and send each to their DOOOOM! ''{As he says the final word, a skull image appears over his head, the screen glows slightly green, and a musical sting is heard.}''

''{To music, a book entitled "DOOMY TALES OF THE MACABRE by S. Sad" appears. On the cover, Strong Sad is dressed as the grim reaper and laughing. In front of him lie skulls of other main characters.}''

''{Cut to the exterior of the King of Town's castle. One window is brightly lit. The camera zooms in on that window.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We start with the most expendable. Grrrreetings, ''{with the R rolled}'' King of Town!

''{Cut to inside the castle, where the King of Town is slowly sinking into a giant boiling pot.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' For this glutton, a stew of mutton in which to slowly drown!

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I thought these were tales of the McArby: ''{A book appears with "TALES OF THE McARBY" on it, showing an enormous hamburger.}'' the mythical fast-food crossover sandwich of legend!

''{The book disappears. The King of Town is now mostly submerged. He gurgles a bit and munches on the mutton on the way down. A skull image in the shape of The Municipality logo appears over his head as he sinks, to a musical sting. Cut to an image of a crystal ball.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' What's this? ''{Marzipan walks up to the crystal, and a distorted reflection of her is visible in it.}'' The fair maid Marzipan considering a brand new man?

''{Homestar leans in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan! Have you seen my toenail clippings? I left them right on top of your toothbrush.

''{Marzipan glares at Homestar for a moment, and then into the crystal.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Crystal, crystal, on the ball, I need a better boyfriend, y'all!

''{Closeup on the ball, which is glowing. A buzzing sound is heard.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' But the gypsy forces she invoked decided they would play a joke!

''{The ball flashes to a thunderclap. Cut to Homestar, but pan immediately so that only his shadow is visible.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' AaaaaaaaAAAAAAA...

''{His shadow and voice both shift to match Coach Z's}''

'''COACH Z:''' AAAAARRAOOOOOORR!

''{Pan back over to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, my little love jorb! ''{Holds up his foot, which is encased in a shoe that's falling apart. It's stained and some hairs are on it.}'' These bunions, corns, and calluses aren't gonna pumice themselves!

''{Cut to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{halfheartedly; a skull appears over her face to the musical sting}'' Nuuuuuuu... Oh, wait, ''{squinting}'' what's that say? ''{The skull appears to the musical sting again.}'' Nooooooooo!

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is in silhouette. The top of the screen resembles the paper Strong Sad is writing on, and Strong Sad's line is written on it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obse—

''{Sudden cut back to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, what abrat ''my'' doom?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Um, you're already Coach Z. No sense in beating a dead horse.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, good point!

''{A skull appears over his face to the musical sting. Cut back to the Concession Stand, the same as before.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And now we join a man obsessed with sales and liquidation,

''{Cut to inside the Stand. Bubs is concocting some sort of potion with a complicated device. He has some bubble gum in his costume's wig. A bottle of "TOXIC WASTE" is sitting near him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dabbling with fiendish tests and genetic experimentation.

'''BUBS:''' I'll just take this piece of brain from my wig... ''{grabs the bubble gum and throws it into the concoction. Strong Sad's face appears in the top-left corner of the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' But you all know how these things go, with unnatural creations.

''{Cut back outside the Stand.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A puff of smoke! ''{smoke appears}'' A greenish glow! ''{the space inside the Stand turns green}'' Voila! Horrible abominations!

''{A giant puff of smoke appears. The text on the stand has been replaced with Bubs-like eyes, and teeth resembling Bubs' teeth hang above the stand's window. Bubs, now clearly visible, looks up at this. The stand growls and the teeth shake.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aw, this was supposed to ''reduce'' my overhead! Not turn ''into'' my head!

''{The teeth chomp at Bubs, severing his head from his body. The head, with Xs in place of eyes, flies forward and lands in front of Onion Bubs.}''

'''ONION BUBS:''' Welcome to my world! Ehhhhh-heheheheheheeeeeeeh!

''{A skull appears over Bubs' head to a musical sting. Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith in the middle of the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' These two no-talkers need to go!

''{A piece of paper comes down from the top of the screen; both characters look at it. "Poopmith" is written on it over Strong Sad's next line.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Let's eliminate a Poopsmith O!

''{The word on the paper becomes "POpmith". A tire pump that looks like it came from an old video game appears in front of the Poopsmith. The Poopsmith looks at it and starts pumping it. As he does, a tube connects from it to Pom Pom. Pom Pom becomes pixelated and grows bigger, until he pops. Crickets chirp for a moment.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover, unsure}'' Oh, uh, and Pom Pom was filled with a deadly gas... ''{a cloud of gas appears where Pom Pom was}'' that killed the Popsmith...really...fast.

''{The Poopsmith suddenly falls over onto the tire pump. A skull appears over his head, and over Pom Pom's cloud, with a really fast musical sting. Cut to Homestar running in the field.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Homestar Runner, fast, like the whind, but how fast can he run when his knees can't bend?

''{As Homestar passes a tree, his legs straighten out to a musical sting. He keeps running, albeit slower, anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooh! Hey, this ain't so bad! ''{Hearts appear over his head}'' Give me the good thoughts, you know.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, I'll revise, then, if you please. What if each leg had several knees?

''{A flash of light and musical sting as Homestar's legs become curved and tangled. Nonetheless, he shuffles along anyway.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, great! It's like I'm wadin' through puddin' with every step! And everyone knows how much the Homestar Runner loves wadin' through puddin'. ''{He stops.}'' Strong Sad, these doomy tales of macrame aren't very scary. ''{He walks forward.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, there's an idea!

''{Cut to the dark room where Strong Sad is writing, now silhouetted in gray. Homestar shuffles in as a white silhouette. The words are written on the bottom of the screen again.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' A crafty fad, once loved by all. I'll hang you on a '70s basement wall!

''{Suddenly, the background becomes a yellow wallpaper, and Homestar becomes a macrame owl hanging on it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{terrified}'' Oh no! Macrame! My worst nightmare!

''{Marzipan steps forward.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' But Macrame Owl Homestar, I give you a macrame dream catcher for Decemberween every year.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My point exactlyyyyyyy!

''{A skull appears over the macrame Homestar to the musical sting. Marzipan jumps back in surprise. Coach Z steps in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Get back upstairs and cook my seventies dinner, woman!

''{Marzipan scowls and walks off.}''

'''COACH Z:''' And put on a pantsuit, fer cryin' out loud!

''{Cut to the Sad Kids approaching a house with a candy bag. A paper appears, with Strong Sad's words written on it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Halloween is very handy, for those with appetites for candy.

''{The paper disappears as a hand drops a piece of candy into the bag. The Sad Kids walk off.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Except for greedy trick-or-treaters...

''{Cut to Strong Mad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Like Strong Mad and The Cheat... ''{struggles for a rhyme}'' er...

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' CHECK OUT MY NEW TREAT BAG!

''{He indicates a dumpster with "TR[[Lowercase i's|i]]CK TREAT" spray-painted on it.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to the moon, panning back.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' All night long, they gathered sweets,

''{The dumpster comes into view. Candy is poured into it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And tossed upon the growing heap! When finally struck the midnight hour,

''{Strong Mad and The Cheat appear in the dumpster and start scarfing down candy. The Cheat disappears suddenly.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' 'Twas not just candy he devoured! ''{chuckles}''

''{Strong Mad chokes a little and yellow hairs fly out of his mouth.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' THE CHEAT? NOOOOOO!!!

''{A skull appears over Strong Mad's head, and another appears around his stomach for The Cheat, for the musical sting.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's not macabre! ''{pronounced as "macab-er"}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing near the dumpster.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad eats The Cheat like four times a day! How do you think we give him baths?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh, fine! ''{Strong Bad looks upwards left and right, in search of Strong Sad}'' Well, I saved the ''most'' macabre ''{exaggerated}'' for last!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd like to see you get macabré on mé!

''{Cut to the Compé. Strong Bad types Strong Sad's words.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, what if,

''{Cut to behind the Compé.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' instead of boxing gloves, a pair of human hands?!

''{Strong Bad's hands are replaced by human hands. Strong Bad recoils. The Compé's monitor falls away. The hands' fingers continually move, except when in contact with the Compé's keyboard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaahhh! I'm hideous! How will I ever type with these waggly knuckled monstrosities?!

''{He attempts to type, but fails. A skull appears over his head to the musical sting. Fade out and back in to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Now all have met their grisly fate, such horrors for you to see. Perchance next time they'll all think twice before not inviting me!

''{The lights suddenly come on, and Strong Sad looks up with a happy surprised face.}''

'''ALL:''' Happy Halloween, Strong Sad!

''{Cut back to show Strong Sad looking at all the other main characters except Homsar.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His voice no longer exhibits the echo}'' A surprise party? Just for me?! Oh, you guys shouldn't have! You all really do care!

''{The characters all fall forward, revealed to be a giant cardboard cutout with a tape player behind it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh. ''{to the viewer, nervously:}'' Heh, heh, you weren't really supposed to see that, uh... let's just flick the light back off, shall we?

''{He turns off the light. The words "the end." appear to music, with skulls of the characters appearing below it. Cut to a scene of all the characters standing around in the field.}''

==Easter Eggs==
* During the scene with Pom Pom and The Poopsmith in the field, click on The Poopsmith's Goron Ruby tattoo to see the Homsar Easter egg.

:''{Shows the clip of Homsar being crushed by the Heavy Lourde from [[homsar]].}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Crushed once by a Heavy Lourde in sbemail number two. To keep this little weirdo dead, only a heavy gourd will do!
:'''HOMSAR:''' My punjab has a pretty price-tag! ''{His bowler hat spins in midair and flies off the top of the screen}''
:''{A gourd marked "Heavy Gourd" comes down and crushes Homsar, then his skull flashes over where he used to be to the musical sting. His hat lands on top of the gourd.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Mad:
:'''STRONG MAD:''' MOVE-A MOVE-A!

*At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
:''{Homestar sings Saria's song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time|The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time]] [[Singing Out Of Tune|slightly off-key]] as The Poopsmith dances}''

*At the end, click on Bubs:
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Coach Z, you seen my wallet?
:'''COACH Z:''' Well, what does it look like?
:'''BUBS:''' It's the one that says "Bad business practices".

*At the end, click on The King of Town:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The King of Town ate the colonel's mustard, and the rope, and the parlor.
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I admit to only two thirds of that statement!

*At the end, click on Coach Z:
:'''COACH Z:''' Say, Marzipan, peep this: "You take two steps frorward and I'll take two steps back." Huh? No? I'm a cold-hearted snake? Rush rush? The Laker girls?

*At the end, click on The Cheat:
:''{The Cheat grabs his backside and pulls himself into the air. A stone podium inscribed "UNLESS" appears under The Cheat, and he flies away. The podium disappears and The Cheat reappears with a pop.}''

*At the end, click on Strong Bad:
:''{As he speaks, a face resembling the face of the moon in [[Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's mask]] fades in and out repeatedly on the surface of the moon.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the evil moon is crashing into the Earth again! What a totally un-frustrating way to play a video game!

*At the end, click on Marzipan:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Run, Marzipan, Run—off of a cliff, preferably.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' You Kinder-Überraschung!

*At the end, click on Homestar:
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, I'm just gonna save everybody some time and burn through these. ''{quickly}'' Pom Pom? Underwater orange juice man? Classic. Strong Bad? Scarecrow and Mrs. King? I would've preferred Jake and the Fat Man, but nice work. The Cheat as the thorax? Love it. Favorite part of the insect. Coach Z? Not sure if I wanna know the answer to this, but did you steal Mickey Mouse's pants? Marzipan, off-duty Ronald McDonald? It is what it is. And finally, Homestar, you seem to be distraught. ''{turns around}'' People try and make me sound a lot... weird, y'know, and I'm strong! And I can... kick... ''{lifts his leg to kick. It becomes the curled-up tangle it was during the toon.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Macabre|Macabre]] is a literary and artistic style characterized by its grim nature and details of death.
*[[Wikipedia:Macrame|Macrame]] is a form of textile-making using knotting rather than weaving or knitting.
*[[Wikipedia:Overhead|Overhead]] refers to a business's expenses that aren't tied to sales (e.g. rent, labour, utilities, advertising).

===Trivia===
*This is the first time Onion Bubs has ever spoken.
*This cartoon marks the first time that both Bubs and Onion Bubs were visible at the same time.
*This is the second time that a character has sported two different costumes in the same Halloween Toon: Strong Sad is wearing his Grim Reaper getup on the cover of his book.


===Remarks===
*Many characters [[fourth wall breaks|break the fourth wall]] by speaking to Strong Sad as he narrates. Marzipan does so by misreading a cue card. Strong Bad also does so by typing what Strong Sad is narrating. Strong Sad does so by addressing the audience at the end.
*The patty on the McArby resembles that of the [[Blubb-O's|Thick 'n Nasty]].
*This cartoon suggests that both Coach Z and Homestar have toes.
*The Compé was purchased with, and has been shown with, a mouse. However, it appears to be absent in this toon, though it could have fallen off the desk with the Compé itself.
*This toon suggests that Strong Bad has a wireless keyboard.
*Marzipan wears a tank top in this Toon, revealing her skin. This adds to the theory that her body is skirt-shaped (see also: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]).
*Strong Sad pronounces "chilled" as "[[-èd|chillèd"]].

===Goofs===
*The Poopsmith is dressed as Darunia, but the tag at the end says that he is "King Dirunia". In addition to the spelling error, Darunia (though the leader of the Gorons) is not a king. The Gorons in Goron City refer to him only as "Big Brother".
*Homsar's hat is dressed up for Halloween, but at the end, he is wearing his normal bowler hat.
*"Poopsmith" and "Popsmith" are both missing the "s" when they are written on the parchment Paper.
*The cursor can hover over Homsar to bring up his name and costume while characters give their Easter egg speeches, which is not possible for any other characters.

===Inside References===
*Bubs' Concession Stand turning into Bubs's head also happened in the [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!|2005 April Fools' Day special]].
*Strong Bad's fate is [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|human hands]].
*The dooms written by Strong Sad involve the [[death]]s of several characters.
*The King Of Town's "death" is by [[stew]].
*Strong Sad mentions that Homsar was killed by the [[Heavy Lourde]] in [[homsar|sbemail number 2]].
*Homestar has trouble [[What are you supposed to be?|identifying the costumes]].
*Strong Sad's pronunciation of "macabre" is [[Foreign Words|irregular]].
*Strong Sad suggests that Strong Mad [[The Cheat being eaten|eats the Cheat]].
*The King of Town's skull image resembles the logo for [[the Municipality]].
*This toon is done in the style of the poetry of [[Edgar Allan Poe]].
*Strong Bad previously showed his inability to type with fingers in email [[fingers]].
*Strong Sad is seen [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiling]].
*Coach Z says [[Jorb]].
*Homsar was previously referred to as "this little weirdo" in [[different town]].
*Strong Sad was first seen as the [[Grim Reaper]] in [[Experimental Film]].
*The hand that gives the Sad Kids candy was previously seen in [[hygiene]] and [[Career Day]].
*Homsar dressing up as Little Orphan Annie is another example of [[cross-dressing]].

===Real-World References===
[[File:Majora's Moon.png|thumb|300px|What a totally unfrustrating likeness!]]
*McArby is a [[portmanteau]] of [[McDonald's]] and [[Wikipedia:Arby's|Arby's]].
*Strong Bad's comment about the moon falling refers to ''[[The Legend of Zelda|The Legend Of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'', in which, the moon would come crashing down after 3 in-game days (about 54-72 minutes real-world time, under normal conditions), causing a game over unless Link reset time using the Ocarina of Time. His comment about it being a "totally unfrustrating" manner of play refers to how this time limit and limited saving caused frustration among some gamers having to repeat similar parts of the game frequently as well as a feeling of being rushed. The face on the moon as he says this resembles the one in the game.
*The song that Homestar sings and the Poopsmith dances to is Saria's Song from [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]. In this game, the player must make Goron Chieftain Darunia dance to this song. This tune also plays in different locations in various later games in the series.
*Marzipan says "Crystal, crystal, on the ball," a reference to the line "Magic mirror, on the wall" from [[Wikipedia: Snow White|Snow White]], which was mistakenly interpreted as "Mirror, mirror, on the wall."
*When you click on Homestar at the end of the toon, the Easter Egg wraps up with him claiming to be strong and able to kick. This, along with Homestar's costume, is a reference to Crispin Glover's 1987 [[Wikipedia:Crispin Glover#Late Night appearance|appearance on "Late Night with David Letterman"]] where he kicked at Letterman.
*Coach Z's Easter egg makes heavy reference to [[Wikipedia:Paula Abdul|Paula Abdul]], including her songs "[[Wikipedia:Opposites Attract|Opposites Attract]]", "Cold Hearted Snake", and "Rush Rush". [[Wikipedia:MC Skat Kat|MC Skat Kat]] first appeared in the Abdul's "Opposites Attract" video.
*Strong Bad's quote "Run, Marzipan, Run" is based on the source of Marzipan's costume, the German movie ''[[Wikipedia:Run Lola Run|Run Lola Run]]''.
**Marzipan's reply, "You [[Wikipedia:Kinder Surprise|Kinder-Überraschung]]!" refers to the [[German]] confection also known as "Kinder Surprise" or "Kinder Egg".
*Bubs' Easter egg is reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Pulp Fiction (film)|Pulp Fiction]]'', where his costume, Jules, originated from. Jules had a wallet saying a similar, but vulgar phrase on it.
*Bubs pulling the brain from his hair is a reference to a scene from Pulp Fiction.
*[[Wikipedia:Scarecrow and Mrs. King|Scarecrow and Mrs. King]] was a US TV series that ran from 1983 and 1987 about the adventures of a spy and a divorced housewife.
*[[Wikipedia:Jake and the Fatman|Jake and the Fatman]] was a US TV series that ran from 1987 to 1992 about a prosecuting attorney and an investigator.
*The Cheat "lifts himself up by the seat of his pants" and "takes leave of this place... without leaving a trace", leaving only a pile of rocks bearing the word "UNLESS", just as The Lorax does.
**There is also a Thneed lying at The Cheat's feet when he is first shown. A Thneed is a product made from the Lorax's beloved Truffula Trees, and which (claims the Once-Ler, the book's villain) "everyone, everyone, everyone needs".
*When Strong Mad says "MOVE-A MOVE-A", it is a reference to a lyric spoken in the Dire Straits song "Money for Nothing".
*Homsar is dressed as [[Wikipedia:Little Orphan Annie|Little Orphan Annie]], and his line refers to "Punjab", a recurring character from that comic strip.
*Strong Bad mentions "the parlor" in the King of Town's Easter egg, which is not one of the rooms included in the game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], on which the King of Town's costume is based.

==External Links==
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[[Category:Books]]

Decomposing Pumpkins

Seahen — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:24:21 GMT

Seahen: /* Transcript */ + blank lines between stanzas

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|brainkriegween|April Fool 09|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:brainkrieg.png|thumb|"jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug"]]

[[Brainkrieg]] performs a Halloween concert!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Brainkrieg]], [[The Gregs#Sci-Fi Greg|Sci-Fi Greg]], [[The Gregs#D n' D Greg|DnD Greg]], [[The Gregs#Open Source Greg|Open Source Greg]], [[The Gregs#Japanese Culture Greg|Japanese Culture Greg]], {{film|Cheerleader}}, {{film|What's Her Face}}

'''Places:''' Brainkrieg's Garage

'''Date:''' Monday, October 19, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 1:35

'''Page Title:''' Beware Mom's Taurus Wagon...

==Transcript==
'''BRAINKRIEG:''' Weeks after Halloween 
days after Thanksgiving 
just before the Christmas lights go up 
Brainkrieg stalks the neighborhood in my mom's Taurus wagon in search of... 
 
decomposing pumpkin 
throw it at that plump kid! 
because his mom did 
not give us good candy on Halloween 
 
that pumpkin 
used to look like something 
but now it's slumpin' 
gonna shove it in your mailbox 
 
decomposing pumpkin 
throw it at that plump kid 
because his mom did 
not give us good candy on Halloween 
 
that pumpkin 
used to look like something 
but now it's slumpin' 
gonna shove it in your mailbox 
 
an apple is not candy!!!! 
you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! 
granola bars are not candy!!!! 
you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! 
popcorn balls are not candy!!!! 
you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! 
 
jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug 
jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug 
jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug 
'''BRAINKRIEG AND CHEERLEADER:''' jugga jigga wug jigga jigga wug jigga wugga jug 
 
'''BRAINKRIEG:''' an apple is not candy!!!! 
you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! 
granola bars are not candy!!! 
you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! 
pretzels are not candy!!! 
you get egged! you get egged! you get egged! 
 
decomposing pumpkins 
jugga jigga wugga

''{Cut to the four Gregs.}''

'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Based on past experiences, I believe I am the aforementioned plump kid from that song!

''{Cut to an image of Brainkrieg's drummer. He has a decomposing pumpkin splattered onto his head and shoulder.}''

'''BRAINKRIEG DRUMMER:''' Sadly, you are not.

''{The garage door closes with a crash, the screen dims, and "the end." appears in the middle of the screen.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Clicking on the period after "the end" brings up a scene where Brainkreig end their show.
:'''BRAINKRIEG:''' Thank you very much! We are BRAINKRIEG! Next up is my mom getting back from book club! ''{speaking more calmly}'' So we all need to get out of the way so she can pull in. That tennis ball tells her how far to pull up. So she doesn't hit the trash cans again.

==Fun Facts==

===Trivia===
*Cheerleader's shirt says (s)hallow (t)ween.

===Remarks===
*In Brainkrieg's first appearance, [[death metal]], they are presented as a death metal band while in this toon they are not.

===Goofs===
*When the bassist looks at Cheerleader during the pause in the song, the wings on the design of his T-shirt suddenly disappear.

===Inside References===
*One of the pumpkins has [[presidents|Abraham Lincoln's]] silhouette on it.
*[[Eggs]] feature prominently in this toon.
*The decomposing pumpkin was previously seen in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*Cheerleader's excitement to be at the Brainkrieg concert is based on an Easter egg from [[death metal]].
*As they did in their previous video, Brainkrieg mentions [[Decemberween#References to Christmas|Christmas lights]] instead of ''Decemberween'' lights.

===Real-World References===
*The [[Wikipedia:Ford Taurus|Taurus]] is a line of sedans and station wagons manufactured by Ford since 1986. The car in the video resembles a [[Wikipedia:List of Ford Taurus models#Third generation|third generation wagon]].
*The Brainkrieg logo near the end of the video resembles the [[Wikipedia:Dead Kennedys|Dead Kennedys]] logo.
*The intro notes of the song are reminiscent of Weezer's "[[Wikipedia:Undone - The Sweater Song|Undone - (The Sweater Song)]]".

==See Also==
*The [[Decomposing Pumpkins Visuals|visuals]] for this video

==External Links==
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[[Category:Halloween]][[Category:Teen Girl Squad]]

Children

Seahen — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:51:33 GMT

Seahen: /* See also */ +Parents

[[Image:Childrens.png|thumb|"We need to feed our children so we made this terrible song."]]
Despite [[Strong Bad]] insisting that he is strictly not for children, [[homestarrunner.com]] contains many references to '''children''' in general. [[The Sad Kids]] are actual characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Original Book]] — [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Craig Zobel]] write a parody of books written for children.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] — The No I in Team boy gets run over by the "CHILDREN" van.
*[[Super Brave!!]] — School children send pictures of Homestar.
*Email [[sisters]] — Strong Bad sarcastically remarks he'll save a poorly-written e-mail to show his kids.
*Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad remarks on how "his emails are like his childrens".
*Email [[kids book]] — Strong Bad 'writes' a book for kids.
*Email [[for kids]] — [[Homsar]] hosts a children's TV show.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — [[Limozeen]] releases an album titled "Feed the Childrens".
*Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] sings about "[letting] the little childrens go".
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says that he has children in his secret family in Broiter Grove.
*[[Trogday '08]] — Children join Strong Bad's song.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — The first line and the page title both mention "short children".
*[[Grumblecakes (video)|Grumblecakes]] — Strong Bad, speaking about [[grumblecakes]], says "I feeds my kids with em".
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z says that the [[Marshie]] Balloon has got to frighten some children.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Coach Z introduces himself to the kids as the Drive Thru Whale, and says he'll "chop off their legs".
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] — Coach Z advertises that his videos will get the "results your youngster needs."
*[[On Break]] — Strong Bad mentions children bothering him while he is in the [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume. Coach Z mentions that he scoops up children and throws them into the ball bath, but finds that one is trapped in the head of his costume.

{{stub}}

==See also==
*[[Babies]]
*[[Parents]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

Children

Seahen — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:50:31 GMT

Seahen: /* Appearances */

Pie

Seahen — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:03:45 GMT

Seahen: /* See Also */

{{about|food}} {{for|number|Pi}}
[[Image:Pot pie.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Grody ethnic food]]

The [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] [[characters]] eat and mention many different types of '''[[Wikipedia:Pie|pie]]''', often in odd contexts.

== Appearances ==
*[[Sing Along]] — [[Strong Bad]] sings about two pies.
*[[Homestar Quiz]] — When you answer five or six questions correctly, Strong Bad sings, "You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie..."
*[[Quote of the Week]] — In one Quote of the Week exclusive, Strong Bad says he's going to throw a bunch of pies at [[The Cheat]].
*[[TV Time Toons Menu]] — On the first cover of TV Time Magazine, Homestar and Company "eat pie and get doppy."
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] plans to make parsnip pie.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[The King of Town]] wound up making his pumpkin into a pie and eating most of it.
*[[That A Ghost]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] and the gang visit [[The Old Pietimer Place]], while Old-Timey Strong Bad exhumes the grave of [[Eustice Pietimer]].
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — Homestar and friends use an old pie tin to transform [[The Stick]] into a pretend radar outpost for their action figures.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad's stunt double ([[Strong Sad]]) falls into a pool labeled "[[Pie Factory]]."
*Email [[monument]] — The items to be used for a monument include the pool labeled "Pie Factory" from Dangeresque 2.
*Email [[stupid stuff]] — In an effort to get [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] to say something intelligent, Strong Bad says, "I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?" In an Easter egg, "Butt's Twelve By Pies" is a play directed by [[Homsar]].
*Email [[car]] — A dazed Homestar mumbles about pie and pie people.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad helps people "over the hump" on Wednesdays, by encouraging them: "When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of [[piemonade]]."
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Homestar tries to get back at Strong Bad by unsuccessfully tricking him into eating some of Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie.
*Email [[long pants]] — An Easter egg shows a business card for [[Kertified Klown Kare]], who deal with pie injuries.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad says, "The pie's the limit as far as rampages are concerned."
*Email [[boring (really)]] — "Pie" is used in Strong Bad's list of 3-letter words.
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad says even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie.
*Email [[highschool]] — In high school, the gang explored an abandoned pie factory belonging to [[Marzipan]]'s long-lost uncle.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that "pie" is a good ending for an email address.
*Email [[narrator]] — [[Strong Sad]] is eating a Rogan Josh pot pie.
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Strong Bad comments on how his drawings of "family bike-riders" looks more like a pie-sitting contest.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Strong Bad (as "[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Strong Bad|Lorenz Magazine Man]]") tells Marzipan to bake all her money into a no-bake apple pie and leave it on her windowsill.
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar Runner wants to read "pie pie comics".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z's play list includes the play "cake und pie".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad says he was stomping his feet in pecan pie all morning.
*Email [[more armies]] — In the picture for "Brown Ops", Strong Bad is shown throwing a blueberry pie at [[The Stick]].
*Email [[pet show]] — In a variation on the expression "It's gonna be a piece of [[cake]]", Strong Bad tells The Cheat that the pet show will be "a piece of pie".
*[[Main Page 25]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] asks if there is "email pie".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Homsar]] screams "Piiiiiiiie!" while being electrocuted.

==See Also==
* [[Pie Factory]]
* [[Charts#Pie charts]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]][[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Pie

Seahen — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:03:24 GMT

Seahen: /* See Also */ + Pie Charts

{{about|food}} {{for|number|Pi}}
[[Image:Pot pie.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Grody ethnic food]]

The [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] [[characters]] eat and mention many different types of '''[[Wikipedia:Pie|pie]]''', often in odd contexts.

== Appearances ==
*[[Sing Along]] — [[Strong Bad]] sings about two pies.
*[[Homestar Quiz]] — When you answer five or six questions correctly, Strong Bad sings, "You're the stupidest guy and you probably eat stupid pie..."
*[[Quote of the Week]] — In one Quote of the Week exclusive, Strong Bad says he's going to throw a bunch of pies at [[The Cheat]].
*[[TV Time Toons Menu]] — On the first cover of TV Time Magazine, Homestar and Company "eat pie and get doppy."
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] plans to make parsnip pie.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[The King of Town]] wound up making his pumpkin into a pie and eating most of it.
*[[That A Ghost]] — [[The Homestar Runner]] and the gang visit [[The Old Pietimer Place]], while Old-Timey Strong Bad exhumes the grave of [[Eustice Pietimer]].
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — Homestar and friends use an old pie tin to transform [[The Stick]] into a pretend radar outpost for their action figures.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad's stunt double ([[Strong Sad]]) falls into a pool labeled "[[Pie Factory]]."
*Email [[monument]] — The items to be used for a monument include the pool labeled "Pie Factory" from Dangeresque 2.
*Email [[stupid stuff]] — In an effort to get [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] to say something intelligent, Strong Bad says, "I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?" In an Easter egg, "Butt's Twelve By Pies" is a play directed by [[Homsar]].
*Email [[car]] — A dazed Homestar mumbles about pie and pie people.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad helps people "over the hump" on Wednesdays, by encouraging them: "When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of [[piemonade]]."
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Homestar tries to get back at Strong Bad by unsuccessfully tricking him into eating some of Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie.
*Email [[long pants]] — An Easter egg shows a business card for [[Kertified Klown Kare]], who deal with pie injuries.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad says, "The pie's the limit as far as rampages are concerned."
*Email [[boring (really)]] — "Pie" is used in Strong Bad's list of 3-letter words.
*Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Bad says even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie.
*Email [[highschool]] — In high school, the gang explored an abandoned pie factory belonging to [[Marzipan]]'s long-lost uncle.
*Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that "pie" is a good ending for an email address.
*Email [[narrator]] — [[Strong Sad]] is eating a Rogan Josh pot pie.
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Strong Bad comments on how his drawings of "family bike-riders" looks more like a pie-sitting contest.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Strong Bad (as "[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Strong Bad|Lorenz Magazine Man]]") tells Marzipan to bake all her money into a no-bake apple pie and leave it on her windowsill.
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar Runner wants to read "pie pie comics".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z's play list includes the play "cake und pie".
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad says he was stomping his feet in pecan pie all morning.
*Email [[more armies]] — In the picture for "Brown Ops", Strong Bad is shown throwing a blueberry pie at [[The Stick]].
*Email [[pet show]] — In a variation on the expression "It's gonna be a piece of [[cake]]", Strong Bad tells The Cheat that the pet show will be "a piece of pie".
*[[Main Page 25]] — [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] asks if there is "email pie".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Homsar]] screams "Piiiiiiiie!" while being electrocuted.

==See Also==
* [[Pie Factory]]
* [[Charts#Pie Charts]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]][[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Charts

Seahen — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:02:53 GMT

Seahen: /* Pie charts */

[[Image:process easter eggs.PNG|thumb|Charts are 61% Dumb Stuff]]
Because many of the characters work in an [[The Office|office]], and because [[Strong Bad]] runs part of his house like an office, '''line, bar and pie charts''' are sometimes seen.

==Pie charts==
*Email [[no loafing]] — shows loafing at 95% and productivity at 5% in 1987.
*Email [[the process]] (Easter egg) — 61% dumb stuff, 28% tigers, 8% rhythm/blues, 17% net gain. (This adds up to 114%.)
*[[Dullard]] (DVD version, method #3) — MARKET SHARE?
*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]] — appears behind Strong Bad as he is to present the earnings to the shareholders. Slices include FISCAL and GROWTH?
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] (mentioned) — The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] offers "50% Off Apple Pie Charts".

==Bar charts==
*Email [[from work]] — Strong Bad builds a bar graph to explain why his favorite job is 2nd 2nd Assistant Space Whale Scrubber.

==Line charts==
*[[Flashforward]] — "Money Dollars."
*[[Sbemailiarized!]] — "The Difference"

[[Category:Object running gags]]

Religion

Seahen — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:02:38 GMT

Seahen: /* Appearances */ +Caaardinal Sins

[[File:Shady missionaries.png|240px|thumb|Fairly religious overtones!]]

'''Religion''' has occasionally been referenced in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Renaldo]] — Wears a sideways [[Wikipedia:Star and crescent|star and crescent]], a symbol of Islam.
*[[Email]] — one of the return addresses is "Duderonomy", a reference to [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]].
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Homestar sees Strong Sad as a nun.
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] — Strong Bad performs a parody of [[Wikipedia:O Holy Night|O Holy Night]]. Strong Sad ends with the phrase "and God bless us, everyone", albeit interrupted. Strong Sad's phrase is from [[Wikipedia: A Christmas Carol|A Christmas Carol]].
*[[Where's The Cheat]] — It's Strong Sad's night to play "Caaardinal Sins". Cardinal sins are another name for the [[wikipedia:Seven Deadly Sins|Seven Deadly Sins]] of Catholicism.
*[[Hallrunner]] — One of the obstacles is a [[Wikipedia:Franciscan|Franciscan]] monk.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] (Easter egg) — [[Homsar]] remarks, "And also with you," a traditional response by the congregation to the priest's "The Lord be with you" in some [[Wikipedia:Christian|Christian]] denominations.
*Email [[record book]] (commentary) — Strong Bad says, "I mean, I remember as a kid thinking that the Guinness Book of World Records was like, up there with the [[Wikipedia:Bible|Bible]]."
*[[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-10|Sketchbook]] for 10 March 2006 — features [[Wikipedia:Shaker|Shaker]] Homestar and Mike.
*[[Thy Dungeonman II]] — Removing the loin-cheesecloth results in the message "Thou art as naked as the day god made thee."
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — A fat monk, who lives alone in a monastery, tries to eat you.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] (commentary) — [[Ryan Sterritt]] recalls attending a Bible study camp.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad's age is protected by monks. Marzipan drinks [[Wikipedia:kosher|kosher]] tea.
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]] — the [[King of Town]] has a [[Cleric]] who tries to marry [[The Poopsmith]] to a pleasant odor in a chapel.
*Email [[more armies]] (Easter egg) — [[Taranchula]]'s album ''Shady Missionaries'' features "Fairly Religious Overtones!"
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says, "Thank yo, [[Wikipedia:Presbyterian|Presbyterian]]."
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat about a prestigious monk.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "Sister Christian".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad tells Bubs he needs, among other things, crosses and holy water.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The Egyptian god [[wikipedia:Anubis|Anubis]] makes an appearance.
*[[Comic Book Movie]] — Strong Bad remarks, "Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics!"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[The Topplegangers|Dryghost]] says he got the [[Cheat Commandos HQ|Headquarters Playset]] for his [[Wikipedia:Bar and Bat Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]].

==See Also==
*[[Decemberween#References to Christmas]]
*[[Heaven]]
*[[Hell]]
*[[Angels]]
*[[Demons]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]] (for the [[Brothers Chaps]]' religious background)
*[[Swears]]

[[Category:Recurring Themes]]

Talk:Renaldo

Seahen — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:18:08 GMT

Seahen: /* Renaldo's "Insignia" */

==Name spelling==
Was it necessary to change this to "Reynaldo"? It was written out without the "Y" in [[dangeresque 3]], and in the karaoke for The Dangeresque Theme, Coach Z ponders, "Is that how you spell Reynaldo?" I think the sans-Y spelling may be correct. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 09:54, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)
: No good reason for its moving has been presented so I moved it back. Would be a pain to change all those links unnecessarily anyway. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 15:45, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

Uh-oh. My bad, I never knew it was spelled Renaldo somewhere... --[[User:señor|señor]]

==Insignia reference==
I think that we should get rid of the Islam sign part and just put in that the Moon and star is referencing the LOPD. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

:What is LOPD? I looked up Islamic symbols on Wikipedia, and they have the crescent as a symbol but not the star. The crescent with the star is the symbol of the Ottoman Empire (as this page already notes) and is currently on the flag of Turkey. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:04, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::He must have meant NOPD (New Orleans Police Department). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::Yep. I don't llike to type that long. (Yeah, I know I am lazy.) {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

::::Ah, I see. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:26, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Not many people know this, but Dangeresque is acually based on an attraction in Disney World. It is called "Sounds dangerous starring Drew Carrey" it is about a celebrity undercover cop who has to find a person named "Renoldi". Renoldi would be where "Renaldo" comes from.

The symbol and fez more closely resemble the Alhambra Shine.

== Renaldo's "Insignia" ==

As Strong Bad would say, "Wrong wrong wrong." Renaldo is actually a member of the [[Wikipedia:Freemasonry|Masonic]] order of [[Wikipedia:Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine|Shriners]]. While the symbols of the Shriners originated in the Middle East, notably from an Islamic context, the fez, turban, and star and crescent are not supposed to signify any Middle Eastern ancestry for Renaldo. I will edit the page show this connection and eliminate the conjecture about Morocco and Islam.
[[User:Slick|Slick]] 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Whoa, not so fast there, Slick. Conjecture is as conjecture does, and saying Renaldo's dress is Shriner rather than Middle Eastern is plenty conjectural when the Shriners explicitly (and somewhat cheekily) adopted those elements from Middle Eastern culture. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen a Shriner wear a turban. Unless you can point out something about Renaldo that is ''specifically'' Shriner, there's no reason to think he belongs to or intentionally dresses like the Order. For my money, the ridiculous juxtaposition of a turban ''and'' a fez indicates he's trying to look Middle Eastern and botching it. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 22:31, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

::Or trying to look like a Shriner and botching it (having assumed that Shriners ''must'' wear turbans since they have "Arabic" in their long name, the idea that all Arab men wear turbans being a common stereotype). The unusual orientation of the star and crescent are associated with the Shriners and AFAICT with nobody else. And if we want to explain his fez, his star and crescent, his turban and his name all at once, we can always say he's a Spanish Moor who also happens to be a Shriner or wannabe Shriner. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 06:08, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Renaldo

Seahen — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:14:54 GMT

Seahen: /* Renaldo's "Insignia" */

==Name spelling==
Was it necessary to change this to "Reynaldo"? It was written out without the "Y" in [[dangeresque 3]], and in the karaoke for The Dangeresque Theme, Coach Z ponders, "Is that how you spell Reynaldo?" I think the sans-Y spelling may be correct. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 09:54, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)
: No good reason for its moving has been presented so I moved it back. Would be a pain to change all those links unnecessarily anyway. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 15:45, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

Uh-oh. My bad, I never knew it was spelled Renaldo somewhere... --[[User:señor|señor]]

==Insignia reference==
I think that we should get rid of the Islam sign part and just put in that the Moon and star is referencing the LOPD. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

:What is LOPD? I looked up Islamic symbols on Wikipedia, and they have the crescent as a symbol but not the star. The crescent with the star is the symbol of the Ottoman Empire (as this page already notes) and is currently on the flag of Turkey. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:04, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::He must have meant NOPD (New Orleans Police Department). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::Yep. I don't llike to type that long. (Yeah, I know I am lazy.) {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

::::Ah, I see. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:26, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Not many people know this, but Dangeresque is acually based on an attraction in Disney World. It is called "Sounds dangerous starring Drew Carrey" it is about a celebrity undercover cop who has to find a person named "Renoldi". Renoldi would be where "Renaldo" comes from.

The symbol and fez more closely resemble the Alhambra Shine.

== Renaldo's "Insignia" ==

As Strong Bad would say, "Wrong wrong wrong." Renaldo is actually a member of the [[Wikipedia:Freemasonry|Masonic]] order of [[Wikipedia:Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine|Shriners]]. While the symbols of the Shriners originated in the Middle East, notably from an Islamic context, the fez, turban, and star and crescent are not supposed to signify any Middle Eastern ancestry for Renaldo. I will edit the page show this connection and eliminate the conjecture about Morocco and Islam.
[[User:Slick|Slick]] 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Whoa, not so fast there, Slick. Conjecture is as conjecture does, and saying Renaldo's dress is Shriner rather than Middle Eastern is plenty conjectural when the Shriners explicitly (and somewhat cheekily) adopted those elements from Middle Eastern culture. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen a Shriner wear a turban. Unless you can point out something about Renaldo that is ''specifically'' Shriner, there's no reason to think he belongs to or intentionally dresses like the Order. For my money, the ridiculous juxtaposition of a turban ''and'' a fez indicates he's trying to look Middle Eastern and botching it. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 22:31, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

::Or trying to look like a Shriner and botching it (having assumed that Shriners ''must'' wear turbans since they have "Arabic" in their long name, the idea that all Arab men wear turbans being a common stereotype). The unusual orientation of the star and crescent are associated with the Shriners and AFAICT with nobody else. And if we want to explain his fez, his star and crescent, his turban and his name all at once, we can always say he's a Spanish Moor who also happens to be a Shriner. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 06:08, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Renaldo

Seahen — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:10:11 GMT

Seahen: undid revision 674601; see my comment on talk page

[[Image:Renaldo.png|thumb|right|220px|Works with Dangeresque - All the Time]]

'''Renaldo''' is the role played by [[Coach Z]] in [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Dangeresque (film series)|''Dangeresque'' films]]. [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] describes his relationship with Renaldo by saying that he "[works] alone, except when [he] works with Renaldo, which is all the time."

Renaldo returns in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], once again aiding Dangeresque in his missions. In this movie, he is to retire in two weeks. Renaldo is later kidnapped by [[Craig]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]] and taken to their space station at the Sun. He reportedly dies at the end of the movie, when the space station is destroyed.

In extended play, click on Renaldo to see a [[deleted]] scene where Dangeresque saves him, [[Dangeresque Too]] defeats Craig, and the three sing.

==Costume and Insignia==

Renaldo wears a turban with an improperly aligned "Star & Crescent" insignia; the symbol in question is identified most strongly with the Ottoman Empire or represents the symbol of Islam. Depending on Renaldo's heritage, Coach Z is either wearing the pin sideways or entirely upside-down. Atop the turban Renaldo wears a Fez, perhaps indicating a superlative layer of cultural identification with Morocco. Of course, the name "Renaldo" is Hispanic (being the [[Spanish]] form of Reynold), giving us a further insight into the confused cultural identity of this complex character, who is, of course, played with Coach Z's usual flair for the [[Wikipedia:Upper Midwest|Upper Midwestern]] [[Wikipedia:American_english#North_Central_American_English|accent]].

Both the star and crescent, oriented as Renaldo wears them, and the red Fez are also associated with the [[wikipedia:Shriners|Shriners]].

On the DVD commentary for [[stunt double]], [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] point out that Renaldo's symbol is also the insignia for the [http://www.cityofno.com/Portals/Portal50/portal.aspx New Orleans Police Department].

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[stunt double]]
*Email [[dangeresque 3]]
*[[KaraokeFun]] ''(mentioned)''
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]

{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category:Dangeresque Characters]]
[[Category:Deceased Characters]]

Talk:Renaldo

Seahen — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:09:19 GMT

Seahen: /* Renaldo's "Insignia" */

==Name spelling==
Was it necessary to change this to "Reynaldo"? It was written out without the "Y" in [[dangeresque 3]], and in the karaoke for The Dangeresque Theme, Coach Z ponders, "Is that how you spell Reynaldo?" I think the sans-Y spelling may be correct. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 09:54, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)
: No good reason for its moving has been presented so I moved it back. Would be a pain to change all those links unnecessarily anyway. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 15:45, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

Uh-oh. My bad, I never knew it was spelled Renaldo somewhere... --[[User:señor|señor]]

==Insignia reference==
I think that we should get rid of the Islam sign part and just put in that the Moon and star is referencing the LOPD. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

:What is LOPD? I looked up Islamic symbols on Wikipedia, and they have the crescent as a symbol but not the star. The crescent with the star is the symbol of the Ottoman Empire (as this page already notes) and is currently on the flag of Turkey. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:04, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::He must have meant NOPD (New Orleans Police Department). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::Yep. I don't llike to type that long. (Yeah, I know I am lazy.) {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

::::Ah, I see. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:26, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Not many people know this, but Dangeresque is acually based on an attraction in Disney World. It is called "Sounds dangerous starring Drew Carrey" it is about a celebrity undercover cop who has to find a person named "Renoldi". Renoldi would be where "Renaldo" comes from.

The symbol and fez more closely resemble the Alhambra Shine.

== Renaldo's "Insignia" ==

As Strong Bad would say, "Wrong wrong wrong." Renaldo is actually a member of the [[Wikipedia:Freemasonry|Masonic]] order of [[Wikipedia:Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine|Shriners]]. While the symbols of the Shriners originated in the Middle East, notably from an Islamic context, the fez, turban, and star and crescent are not supposed to signify any Middle Eastern ancestry for Renaldo. I will edit the page show this connection and eliminate the conjecture about Morocco and Islam.
[[User:Slick|Slick]] 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Whoa, not so fast there, Slick. Conjecture is as conjecture does, and saying Renaldo's dress is Shriner rather than Middle Eastern is plenty conjectural when the Shriners explicitly (and somewhat cheekily) adopted those elements from Middle Eastern culture. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen a Shriner wear a turban. Unless you can point out something about Renaldo that is ''specifically'' Shriner, there's no reason to think he belongs to or intentionally dresses like the Order. For my money, the ridiculous juxtaposition of a turban ''and'' a fez indicates he's trying to look Middle Eastern and botching it. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 22:31, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

::Or trying to look like a Shriner and botching it (having assumed that Shriners ''must'' wear turbans since they have "Arabic" in their long name, the idea that all Arab men wear turbans being a common stereotype). The unusual orientation of the star and crescent are associated with the Shriners and AFAICT with nobody else. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 06:08, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Renaldo

Seahen — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:08:48 GMT

Seahen: /* Renaldo's "Insignia" */

==Name spelling==
Was it necessary to change this to "Reynaldo"? It was written out without the "Y" in [[dangeresque 3]], and in the karaoke for The Dangeresque Theme, Coach Z ponders, "Is that how you spell Reynaldo?" I think the sans-Y spelling may be correct. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 09:54, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)
: No good reason for its moving has been presented so I moved it back. Would be a pain to change all those links unnecessarily anyway. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 15:45, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

Uh-oh. My bad, I never knew it was spelled Renaldo somewhere... --[[User:señor|señor]]

==Insignia reference==
I think that we should get rid of the Islam sign part and just put in that the Moon and star is referencing the LOPD. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

:What is LOPD? I looked up Islamic symbols on Wikipedia, and they have the crescent as a symbol but not the star. The crescent with the star is the symbol of the Ottoman Empire (as this page already notes) and is currently on the flag of Turkey. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:04, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::He must have meant NOPD (New Orleans Police Department). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::Yep. I don't llike to type that long. (Yeah, I know I am lazy.) {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

::::Ah, I see. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:26, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Not many people know this, but Dangeresque is acually based on an attraction in Disney World. It is called "Sounds dangerous starring Drew Carrey" it is about a celebrity undercover cop who has to find a person named "Renoldi". Renoldi would be where "Renaldo" comes from.

The symbol and fez more closely resemble the Alhambra Shine.

== Renaldo's "Insignia" ==

As Strong Bad would say, "Wrong wrong wrong." Renaldo is actually a member of the [[Wikipedia:Freemasonry|Masonic]] order of [[Wikipedia:Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine|Shriners]]. While the symbols of the Shriners originated in the Middle East, notably from an Islamic context, the fez, turban, and star and crescent are not supposed to signify any Middle Eastern ancestry for Renaldo. I will edit the page show this connection and eliminate the conjecture about Morocco and Islam.
[[User:Slick|Slick]] 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Whoa, not so fast there, Slick. Conjecture is as conjecture does, and saying Renaldo's dress is Shriner rather than Middle Eastern is plenty conjectural when the Shriners explicitly (and somewhat cheekily) adopted those elements from Middle Eastern culture. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen a Shriner wear a turban. Unless you can point out something about Renaldo that is ''specifically'' Shriner, there's no reason to think he belongs to or intentionally dresses like the Order. For my money, the ridiculous juxtaposition of a turban ''and'' a fez indicates he's trying to look Middle Eastern and botching it. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 22:31, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

::Or trying to look like a Shriner and botching it (having assumed that Shriners ''must'' wear turbans since they have "Arabic" in their long name). The unusual orientation of the star and crescent are associated with the Shriners and AFAICT with nobody else. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 06:08, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Renaldo

Seahen — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:08:05 GMT

Seahen: /* Renaldo's "Insignia" */

==Name spelling==
Was it necessary to change this to "Reynaldo"? It was written out without the "Y" in [[dangeresque 3]], and in the karaoke for The Dangeresque Theme, Coach Z ponders, "Is that how you spell Reynaldo?" I think the sans-Y spelling may be correct. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 09:54, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)
: No good reason for its moving has been presented so I moved it back. Would be a pain to change all those links unnecessarily anyway. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 15:45, 27 Mar 2005 (MST)

Uh-oh. My bad, I never knew it was spelled Renaldo somewhere... --[[User:señor|señor]]

==Insignia reference==
I think that we should get rid of the Islam sign part and just put in that the Moon and star is referencing the LOPD. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

:What is LOPD? I looked up Islamic symbols on Wikipedia, and they have the crescent as a symbol but not the star. The crescent with the star is the symbol of the Ottoman Empire (as this page already notes) and is currently on the flag of Turkey. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:04, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::He must have meant NOPD (New Orleans Police Department). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]

:::Yep. I don't llike to type that long. (Yeah, I know I am lazy.) {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}}

::::Ah, I see. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:26, 11 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Not many people know this, but Dangeresque is acually based on an attraction in Disney World. It is called "Sounds dangerous starring Drew Carrey" it is about a celebrity undercover cop who has to find a person named "Renoldi". Renoldi would be where "Renaldo" comes from.

The symbol and fez more closely resemble the Alhambra Shine.

== Renaldo's "Insignia" ==

As Strong Bad would say, "Wrong wrong wrong." Renaldo is actually a member of the [[Wikipedia:Freemasonry|Masonic]] order of [[Wikipedia:Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine|Shriners]]. While the symbols of the Shriners originated in the Middle East, notably from an Islamic context, the fez, turban, and star and crescent are not supposed to signify any Middle Eastern ancestry for Renaldo. I will edit the page show this connection and eliminate the conjecture about Morocco and Islam.
[[User:Slick|Slick]] 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

:Whoa, not so fast there, Slick. Conjecture is as conjecture does, and saying Renaldo's dress is Shriner rather than Middle Eastern is plenty conjectural when the Shriners explicitly (and somewhat cheekily) adopted those elements from Middle Eastern culture. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen a Shriner wear a turban. Unless you can point out something about Renaldo that is ''specifically'' Shriner, there's no reason to think he belongs to or intentionally dresses like the Order. For my money, the ridiculous juxtaposition of a turban ''and'' a fez indicates he's trying to look Middle Eastern and botching it. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 22:31, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

::Or trying to look like a Shriner and botching it. The unusual orientation of the star and crescent are associated with the Shriners and AFAICT with nobody else. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 06:08, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

Renaldo

Seahen — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 06:03:51 GMT

Seahen: /* Costume and Insignia */ Shriners

Religion

Seahen — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:52:51 GMT

Seahen: /* Appearances */

[[File:Shady missionaries.png|240px|thumb|Fairly religious overtones!]]

'''Religion''' has occasionally been referenced in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Renaldo]] — Wears a sideways [[Wikipedia:Star and crescent|star and crescent]], a symbol of Islam.
*[[Email]] — one of the return addresses is "Duderonomy", a reference to [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]].
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Homestar sees Strong Sad as a nun.
*[[Hallrunner]] — One of the obstacles is a [[Wikipedia:Franciscan|Franciscan]] monk.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] (Easter egg) — [[Homsar]] remarks, "And also with you," a traditional response by the congregation to the priest's "The Lord be with you" in some [[Wikipedia:Christian|Christian]] denominations.
*Email [[record book]] (commentary) — Strong Bad says, "I mean, I remember as a kid thinking that the Guinness Book of World Records was like, up there with the [[Wikipedia:Bible|Bible]]."
*[[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-10|Sketchbook]] for 10 March 2006 — features [[Wikipedia:Shaker|Shaker]] Homestar and Mike.
*[[Thy Dungeonman II]] — Removing the loin-cheesecloth results in the message "Thou art as naked as the day god made thee."
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — A fat monk, who lives alone in a monastery, tries to eat you.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] (commentary) — [[Ryan Sterritt]] recalls attending a Bible study camp.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad's age is protected by monks. Marzipan drinks [[Wikipedia:kosher|kosher]] tea.
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]] — the [[King of Town]] has a [[Cleric]] who tries to marry [[The Poopsmith]] to a pleasant odor in a chapel.
*Email [[more armies]] (Easter egg) — [[Taranchula]]'s album ''Shady Missionaries'' features "Fairly Religious Overtones!"
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says, "Thank yo, [[Wikipedia:Presbyterian|Presbyterian]]."
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat about a prestigious monk.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "Sister Christian".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad tells Bubs he needs, among other things, crosses and holy water.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The Egyptian god [[wikipedia:Anubis|Anubis]] makes an appearance.
*[[Comic Book Movie]] — Strong Bad remarks, "Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics!"
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[The Topplegangers|Dryghost]] says he got the [[Cheat Commandos HQ|Headquarters Playset]] for his [[Wikipedia:Bar and Bat Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]].
*[[A Holiday Greeting]] — Strong Bad performs a parody of [[Wikipedia: Oh Holy Night|Oh Holy Night]], about a guy who "said, uh, that he was great and ev'body believed him". Strong Sad ends with the phrase "and God bless us, everyone", albeit interrupted. Strong Sad's phrase is from [[Wikipedia: A Christmas Carol|A Christmas Carol]].

==See Also==
*[[Decemberween#References to Christmas]]
*[[Heaven]]
*[[Hell]]
*[[Angels]]
*[[Demons]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]] (for the [[Brothers Chaps]]' religious background)
*[[Swears]]

[[Category:Recurring Themes]]

Pistols for Pandas

Seahen — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:59:55 GMT

Seahen: /* Real-World References */ another possibility for "Erf"

{{toonnav|Shorts|pistols4pandas|Where U Goin' 2?|79 Seconds Left}}

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[[Image:Totally legal.png|thumb|Totally legal. [[Total]]ly.]]

Crack Stuntman explains how [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols For Pandas]] gets small firearms into the paws of our planet's most adorable, and most unarmed, creatures.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Crack Stuntman}}, {{Film|Gunhaver}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Silent Rip}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' Set, Bamboo Forest

'''Date:''' Monday, April 27, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:02

'''Page Title:''' They Need All The Firepower They Can Get!

== Transcript ==
''{Open on Crack Stuntman standing against a bluish-gray background. Music plays.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Blah-hi, kids, BLAH'm Crack Stuntman. ''{places hand on chest}'' I used to do the voice of ''{holds up one finger}'' Cheat Commander on the cartoon man show until contractual mumbo-jumbo ''{annoyed, speaks rapidly}'' screwed me out of the sweetest gig I ever had! ''{suddenly pleading}'' Please take me back!

''{Cut}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{smiling}'' But I'm also the voice of a much more important non-profit organization called—''{shocked and mad, the music stops with a record scratch}'' ''Non-profit?!'' ''{shakes fist}'' What the bluh-what?! ''{faces offscreen, places hand on chest}'' But ''I'm'' still get paid, right?

''{Cut}''

''{Crack is now wearing expensive, jewel-encrusted sunglasses, and his shirt pocket is stuffed with dollar bills}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' But I'm also the voice of a non-profit organization called Pistols for Pandas, ''{Pistols for Pandas logo appears to his left, Crack looks towards the logo and places his hand on his chest}'' that I hold very near and dear to my new sunglasses. ''{points to sunglasses, which sparkle}''

''{Crack turns, and scene changes}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' In light of the recent made-up holiday ''{a card for "ERF DAY" featuring a green Earth appears}'' designed to make your parents feel guilty about their car, ''{the logo slides offscreen}'' I thought I'd tell you just how P-for-P ''{two handguns appear and eventually turn into the Pistols for Pandas logo}'' gets small firearms into the paws of our planet's ''{raises finger}'' most adorable, and ''{the Pistols for Pandas logo turns to face Crack}'' most unarmed, creatures.

''{Scene changes to stick-figure drawings. One has a baseball cap on, the other's head is Crack's. A one dollar bill appears in the hand of the boy, who then presents it to Crack}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' For every dollar you give to Pistols for Pandas, ''{Crack laughs; people are heard laughing in the background (although Crack himself is not)}'' we laugh at, 'cause, like, what good's a dollar gonna do?

''{Crack produces a lighter and burns the dollar bill. The boy looks down, ashamed. The scene changes to a different scene of the boy and Crack. A five dollar bill appears in the boy's hand, and he then presents it to Crack}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' But for every ''five'' dollars you give, ''{Crack smiles and takes the money. We pan right and Crack gives the money to another stick-figure, this time wearing an apron reading "grōsh"}'' we buy one box of cereal ''{the "grosher" raises his arm and the five dollar note transforms into a box of "Prize-O's". Crack smiles and dances}'' with the best prize in it.

''{The scene changes to show Crack Stuntman, with the Pistol for Pandas logo on his chest. His mouth slowly opens to reveal the cereal box before chewing it.}

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I eat said cereal, ''{Crack throws a many-legged toy onto the wall, which rolls down the wall towards the floor}'' play with the prize, ''{Crack opens his mouth and removes the box top}'' and save the box top.

''{Scene changes to blank screen. Fifteen box tops appear in a pyramid formation, and are then revealed to be loaded onto a truck reading "5th grade trucking", driven by Crack}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Once we have enough box tops, I dress up like a fifth grader ''{Crack drives the truck into a school}'' and take them to a local school. ''{We zoom out to reveal that the school is being shown on a computer. The school fades}'' That buys the school a computer, ''{Crack is seen sneaking away with the computer}'' which I sneak out with after charming ''{Crack sneaks off-screen. A female schoolteacher wearing glasses enters and moves to the center of the screen, waving her arm and emitting hearts}'' the horn-rimmed glasses off the media centre ladies. ''{The teacher's glasses fly off}''

''{Scene changes to a stack of five computers. We then zoom out to see that Crack is quickly driving the truck, now loaded with computers and reading "totally legal", into a pawn shop}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I take these computers to a local pawn shop, ''{we zoom in on the pawn shop and the scene changes to Crack, a computer, and a stick-figure with an apron reading "p4wn"}'' and exchange them for the weapons ''{the pawn shopkeeper raises both arms, a cash register is heard, and the computer turns into a pile of pistols. Crack smiles and dances}'' pandas need.

''{Scene changes to a blank screen.}

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' And finally, ''{Crack briefly peeks in from the left}'' when nobody's looking, ''{Crack sneaks in, holding a bag with a picture of a pistol on it, and makes his way over to a panda habitat at a zoo}'' I dump these pistols into the panda habitat ''{Crack throws the bag into the habitat}'' down at the local zoo.

''{zoom on Crack's face, smiling}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Did you hear that? ''{places hand on chest}'' I used the word "local" like three times. ''{raises arm}'' That means this good cause is even upittier than most! ''{buzzer sound is heard, and a box displaying "Buzzword Rated", followed by three leaves, each containing the word "local", appear on the right side of the screen}''

''{Scene changes to the real Crack Stuntman, wearing his expensive sunglasses and leaning back in a chair. Behind him is a fence, and behind that are some bamboo trees. Bird sounds are heard.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' We're destroying these poor creatures faster than ever before. ''{looks at viewer}'' If we don't give them the means to protect themselves when we come clear-cut ''{raises arm to draw attention to bamboo trees}'' their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort, who will?

''{A tray with a two-layered cocktail on it is brought into view}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{to offscreen waiter, angry and shaking fist}'' ''I'' said several limes! ''{raises two fingers}'' This is two limes!

''{While this is said, engine noises are heard, and one of the bamboo trees behind Crack slowly leans over. Cut to the Pistols for Pandas logo}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{voiceover; as he speaks, the words appear above the logo}'' Pistols For Pandas: This good cause is good...'cause!

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on the panda nose at the end of the toon to see this exchange between Silent Rip and Gunhaver.
:''{Gunhaver and Silent Rip are seen firing lasers at two pandas in a bamboo forest.}''
:'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh, Cheat Commander, are we supposed to be fighting the pandas or helping them?
:'''GUNHAVER:''' Who cares? ''{close up of Gunhaver}'' I'm just psyched I got my old job back! I love voice acting! ''{babbles}'' Look at that sweet, sweet lip sync.

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*This toon was released around [[Wikipedia:Earth Day|Earth Day]] (referred to as Erf Day), a holiday dedicated to public awareness of environmental issues, such as deforestation and endangered species.
*"Local" is described as a buzzword due to the increasing popularity of [[Wikipedia:Localism (politics)|localism]], such as the [[Wikipedia:Local food|local food]] movement.

===Remarks===
*The shadow of Crack Stuntman's jaw is more accurate than in earlier cartoons.
*The sparkles from Crack Stuntman's expensive sunglasses are the same as from the "sparkle filter" in [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]].

===Goofs===
*At the very beginning of the toon Crack Stuntman's outline on his chin does not align properly.

===Inside References===
*[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols For Pandas]] was first referenced in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]].
*Crack Stuntman mentions losing his contract to do Gunhaver's voice, which references the disappearance of his character because of his uncooperativeness in [[The Next Epi-Snowed]].
**"Contractual mumbo-jumbo" is a reference to "Corporate mumbo/jumbo" which was on Blue Lazer's list of things that might crush Cheat Commandos in [[The Next Epi-Snowed]].
*The phrase "cartoon man show" is a reference to [[Fan Costumes '07]].
*Crack Stuntman's line "But I'm still get paid, right?" is similar to the [[Temporarios]] slogan in [[strong badathlon]], "Cuz I'm don't get paid!"
*The [[internet slang]] spelling of "p4wn" also appeared in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
*The stickman drawing version of Crack Stuntman makes [[Sound Effects#homsar walking|Homsar's walking noise]] when sneaking.
*Crack Stuntman is paid with the "Holler for a Dollar" money from [[An Important Rap Song]].
*The slogan "This good cause is good...'cause!" echoes one of the fortunes from [[Fortune Cookies]]: "You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause."
*The stickman Crack Stuntman uses a flip-top Zippo lighter to incinerate the one dollar bill in the same way that Strong Bad often uses his [[BMW Lighter]].
*The word "Earth" being misspelled as "erf" could be a reference to [[bike thief]], where "Earth" was misspelled as "earf".

===Real-World References===
*The cereal prize is the [[Wikipedia:Wacky WallWalker|Wacky WallWalker]].
*Crack Stuntman using the box tops to buy computers is a reference to [http://www.boxtops4education.com/Default.aspx Box Tops for Education], a nationwide fund raising program created by [[Wikipedia: General Mills| General Mills]], in which students save the box tops found on cereal boxes and other products, and bring the box tops into school, so that the school can receive money for them.
*The spelling of "Earth" as "Erf" may be a nod to the webcomic ''[[wikipedia:Erfworld|Erfworld]]''.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|pistols4pandas|15286|swf=earthday}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Talk:Portmanteaus

Seahen — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:30:35 GMT

Seahen: /**/Needs updating for dictionary

== Name of article ==

There's something not-quite-right about the title. Looking closely at various articles and dictionaries, I think the name of this page should either be [http://www.bartleby.com/61/91/P0459100.html portmanteau words] or [[Wikipedia:Blend (linguistics)|blends]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:21, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
:According to [[Wikipedia:Portmanteau]]<blockquote>"Portmanteau word" was the original phrase used to describe such words (as listed in dictionaries published as late as the early 1990s), but this has since been abbreviated to simply "portmanteau" as the term (and the type of words it describes) gained popularity.</blockquote>{{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:26, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
::Hmm, I see. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:33, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

== Duplication? ==
A lot of this is already covered in [[Strong Bad's Spelling]] ... [[User:Spell4yr|Spell4yr]] 19:00, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== Unportant? ==

Is this simply a truncation of "unimportant", or is it a form of portmanteau? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:28, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

== Appletini ==

:I don't think that Appletini should count. It's already a portmanteau in the real world, not invented for H*R. [[User:Elvis|Elvis]]

::I agree. I order Appletinis on a regular basis; and it's not "unique to the HR universe" as the list would have us believe. [[User:Cyndentia|Cyndentia]]

== [[theme song|Kansattica?]] ==

I think it's a portmanteau, but of "Kansas" and WHAT? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 20:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:Many things are called [[Wikipedia:Attica (disambiguation)|Attica]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:53, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:I heard it as "Kansettica" (or "Kansettika"), formed from "Kansas", "Connecticut", and either "Alaska" or "Nebraska." [[User:Octan|Octan]] 20:59, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

== Piemonade ==

I think piemonade should be on this list.
: 'tis done, but in the future, you can just slap it on the page itself unless you are in doubt as to its portmanteaus-ness {{User:AwkwardFire/sig}} 23:44, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
::Good job adding it. In the future, you can just add things like this and not reply to the anony that asked for it [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3APortmanteaus&diff=364549&oldid=354746 almost a year and a half before]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:12, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

== Senor Cardgage! ==

What the, why aren't any of Senor Cardgage's lines on here? Who can forget such classics as "Oh, excardon me." and "Many combolations Elizagerth"! Those are classics, man.
I'll just list them here: 
Extardon me: [[kind of cool]] 
Many combolations Elizagerth: [[flashback]] 
Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth: [[alternate universe]] 
Free canceltation: [[Senor Mortgage]] 
The state of Kansattica: [[Theme song]]
:You know, you can edit that page as easily as this one. Jut maintain the format, and get the links right (use preview) and be sure to be able to explin each one. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:48, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

==Bedtime story==
What about shock-you-mentary!
:I think that's actually a pre-existing word... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== addition ==

what about coughiversary. it was in a teen girl squad

== Order? ==

The portmanteaus on this page appear to be in a rather random order, unless I'm missing something. If I'm not, could we agree on an order to use? Alphabetical seems most logical to me, although I suppose we could go chronological by appearance. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:36, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

:On most pages I'd go with chronological order, but it may take too much time as old ones seem to pop up from time to time. Alphabetic order with a good ol' horizontal TOC. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:02, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
::Alphabetical makes more sense to me, as a word-related list. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I alphabetized them. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:07, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

== Vantastic ==

I don't want to screw up the format of this page, so can someone else add in "Vantastic" from [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]? [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 19:34, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

:Done'd. Copypaste is an easy way not to screw up the format. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::I guess. But you didn't, considering the link was incorrect. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 19:42, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
:::The link can fix itself. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Thanks! [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 01:21, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

== Tmesis - include? ==

As examples of tmesis are included here regularly, and as they and portmanteaus are lexicographically related, ought we open this page to tmesis, as [[Acronyms and Initialisms]] is open to both? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:07, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
:It sure beats removin' them each time. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::The question is whether this opens a Pandora's box. Are there other constructions which are similar to portmanteau and tmesis which might be offered? Which would be a better title: "Portmanteaus and Tmeses" or "Portmanteu and similar words"? Or other? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:18, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
:::I'd say they're all neologisms(although I think this has been argued and defeated previously . . . here at least): portmanteau, tmesis, conflations, minced oaths, newspeak, humorous mispronunciations, and arguably even eponyms can all fall under that catagory. - {{User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C/Sig}} 03:37, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

==Portmanteaux==

Where did that spelling come from? [[User:Retromaniac|Retromaniac]] 17:57, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
:The French. "Portmanteau" is a French word, after all. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:45, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

== Pretendous ==

The article says pretendous is a portmanteau of pretend and tremendous. I've always thought it was pretend and '''pretentious''', which makes more sense in the context both times it is used (for reference, see [[Fan Costume Commentary]] and [[extra plug]] (easter egg)). I'd make the change myself, but everything I do ultimately turns out to be wrong, so I'll scrape up some feedback first. [[User:16BitJorge|16BitJorge]] 01:46, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

:I dunno... it seems like both tremendous and pretentious are pretty much synonymous... So, Ima go with tremendous, because it's the entire word "pretend", and then then "dous" of tremendous that get meshed together at the D. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:49, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

:: No, ''tremendous'' and ''pretentious'' are absolutely not synonyms; have a look at a dictionary. In the electricity bill and squirrel-pumpkin-gnawing (yikes, talk about hapax legomena) bill context , ''pretentious'' makes no sense. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 17:20, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I would actually go with a portmanteau of "Pretentious" and "Tremendous". "Pretend" makes no sense here, the bill is real. But "[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pretentious?r=75 pretentious]" can mean "exaggerated", which this bill certainly is. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:27, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::: Um, I don't think a bill from a squirrel-staffed pumpkin-gnawing service properly qualifies as "real"... "Pretend" may for that reason sort of make some sense here (the main argument against it would seem to be that it's not very funny, and I have come to expect Very Funniness), but for the reasons I already explained, "pretentious" definitely doesn't make sense. But who knows, maybe Messers Chaps themselves are confused about its meaning. I think the best explanation is that it's a 4-way portmanteau of "prepubescent", "tenterhook", "endive", and "semi-porous". [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 13:13, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

== Shinoligans ==

Seems to me like shenanigans and [[Wikipedia:Hooligan|hooligans]] (deceitful confidence trick plus unruly and destructive behavior) would make more sense than the {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Portmanteaus&oldid=431029 current version}} of [[Wikipedia:Shinola|shinola]] and shenanigans (shoe polish plus deceitful confidence trick). Especially based on [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|quote's context]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 07:36, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

The context of the quote does not support your theory, Tom. The word "shinola" makes more sense because of the context it is used in. "Hooligan" usually refers to a person. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 16:20, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
:People on Homestar Runner often mispronounce words such as several [[Foreign Words]]. I sill think shinoligans was just Crack Stuntman mispronouncing shenanigans. He keeps on mispronouncing the character he the the voice of ([[Gunhaver]]). This is just a big mis pronounciation. [[User:Homestar-winner|Homestar-winner]] 21:17, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
::I think Tom's theory fits the context better, as there's no reason I know of for "shinola" to be mentioned here. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
:::I don't think either theory fits. If the portmanteau was "shenanigans" and "hooligans", they probably would have pronounced "shin" as rhyming with "bin" or "win". {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 22:10, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
::::I'm sure you're right, but it seems like people are unaware of the significance of 'Shinola' .... a quick trip to wikipedia will make it clear why that word's in the common parlance.
:::::And in said case, I've heard "shinola" substituted for the four-letter word in that case. And all you have to do is look at the pronunciation. SHY-noligans. Proof right there. You think it's shenanigans and hooligans? The evidence that you're wrong is right in the pronunciation. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 18:31, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

== Sbemail ==

Shouldn't sbemail be on this list? [[User:74.112.119.229|74.112.119.229]] 17:14, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

-No, because it's not a portmanteau. All it is is a combination of Strong Bad's initials (not a word) and the word email. It has to be a two word combo for it to be a portmantau. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 15:19, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

== Europa-pean ==

Does this really belong on the list? Europa-pean would seem to be a standalone word to describe a person (or lobster) from Europa. Europapean isn't really a portmanteau of Europa and European any more than "Irish" is a portmanteau of Ireland and English. -[[User:Almsfothepudgy|Almsfothepudgy]] 03:09, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
:I'm rather skeptical of that claim. While I admit I don't know the adjective for Europa (it's so tempting to use ''europäisch''!), I really doubt it would be "Europa-pean" (what noun adds "pean" to become an adjective?) Thus, I'm still fairly sure Europa-pean is an artificial word, namely, a portmanteau of "Europa" and "European". {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:02, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

::While I'm not sure that it's a portmanteau, it's definitely not as legit as "Irish". By the way, 'Kipedia uses "Europan" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_%28moon%29#Surface_features].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:07, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
:::"Europa-pean" (or Europapean) may seem artificial simply because we rarely (if ever) have to refer to anything from Europa, let alone a lobster. (Or person.) I'm still inclined to think it's not a proper portmanteau.

On second thought, if "The Big Wiki" uses Europan, I'm more inclined to think of Europapean as a portmanteau, even though it seems like a misunderstanding of a somewhat obscure word than a proper portmanteau. (BTW, I wrote the first part of this, hit submit, and edit-conflicted with Loafing. This second line was added after reading that remark.

-[[User:Almsfothepudgy|Almsfothepudgy]] 05:13, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Disagree, the lobster is from Europa, and Strong Bad thinks something from Europa is Europa-pean. Not a portmanteau of Europa and European. --[[User:86.12.232.113|86.12.232.113]] 17:23, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
:But ''why'' would SB think that something from Europa is "Europa-pean" ''except'' by analogy to "European"? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 21:29, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

:: Has to be a portmanteau, because where else does the ''p'' in the ''-pean'' part come from? The usual form of the suffix on its own is ''-ean'' (''Manichean'', ''Herculean'', etc.) That's why the ''Irish'' example from Almsfothepudgy doesn't work; ''Europa-'''p'''ean'' would be analogous to ''Ire'''l'''ish''. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 17:27, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Shelikescloth, please note that this discussion is over a year old, and that Europapean is on the page already. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:31, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

:::: Sure, I just wanted to clarify the matter lest the argument start up again, since the participants seemed to have missed the crucial point... [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 17:34, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

==your funeral==
When Strong Bad says "leotarded" in reference to Strong Sad, is that "leotard" and "retarded" or is it just the adjectival form of the word "leotard"? [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 06:05, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
I think it would just be the adjective.

:This is rather late, but I think he just means that his brother slapped a leotard on him. You know, like clothed. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}

== Gewdy gewdy gamdroops ==

I don't think "Gewd" Should be in the list. Strongbad isn't trying to combine good and ew.
He's just saying "Good" weird.
:When [[User:Jay|Jay]] added that one, he used an edit summary of ''I'm just goin' by the DVD commentary on this one... In fact, one of the brothers (couldn't be bothered to keep track which) actually uses the word "Portmanteau"''. I don't have the DVD yet so I can't comment. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 04:32, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
::The fallacy of authorial intent: that they intended it to be a portmanteau doesn't mean that it actually is... but I say hey, leave it on, no harm. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 17:29, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

==Fanstuff Captions==
Many, many portmanteaus can be found as captions of the fanstuff from varying years. From 2007: homsunami, treggdor, yolkinator, stained glasstar. From 2006: trogapult, monstrositea, knitdor. From 2005: cheatpod, homestarbeque, soapstar, trogsaic, trogstitch. From 2004: legogdor, legomestar. (And others.) Clearly these have been labeled by TBC, but do they count as "unique to the Homestar Runner universe" if they aren't spoken/written by a ''character'' in the Homestar Runner universe? Opinions? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 20:41, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
:The sheer volume of the examples indicates it's a favorite style of TBC. I'm all for listing them. Perhaps they should be set apart from the main list. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:14, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
::After looking over the sketchbooks, it seems there are billions there, too. I'm unsure of the best way to set them apart. Separate tables? Someone can beat me to it; I prefer minor edits anyway. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:31, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
:::No one beat me to it, so I did it. Improvements welcome! {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:03, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

==Whodunnit?==
Okay, what we don't have is a "Who?" column. With the amount of portmanteaus that are listed, I think it would interest people to know who is saying each of them without having to go into each individual page to find out. It would also confirm the statement that "Strong Bad, especially, frequently creates portmanteaus." Anyone agree? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 02:23, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
*Might get complicated with some of the more popular portmanteaus such as "burninate". [[User:Danny Lilithborne|Danny Lilithborne]] 07:32, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
::Except that portmanteaus are only listed once each, so the source would be the first character to use it. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:09, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

==Random Q's==
(1) I know this was my edit, but I'm thinking the subtitle '''Portmanteaus Used By Characters''' is a bit inaccurate with some of the entries. Againymore is not used by any character. Blistergeist is the name of a game Strong Bad found, not a word ''he'' just chose to use. I can't think of an alternative subtitle unless we combine the tables and just call the whole thing '''Portmanteaus'''. Any ideas? (2) Are appeteasers and dudeical really considered "unique to the Homestar Runner universe"? (3) At the moment, there is no consistency in capitalization. For the most part, the first word is capitalized and the second word isn't unless it's a proper noun (e.g. "Dad and babysitter", "Cheat and Pikachu"). I'm for capitalizing both in all cases so as not to give more importance to any one word over another - any arguments? (4) Is TWII really a portmanteau of three words? It could be of Two and Wii, or Three and Wii (seems more likely based on pronunciation), but of Two, Three, ''and'' Wii? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 16:52, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
:(1) [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Portmanteaus&diff=512171&oldid=512162&rcid=468576 done] (2) i think so, i've never heard them before. (3) i say capitalize the first and proper nouns. (4) no i think it's one or the other, and i'm inclined to say 3, given that it's just "three" with a speech impediment. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:02, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
::(1) I thought about '''In Toons''' also; I guess [[Email]] kinda counts as a toon. I'm a bit in doubt about that, plus the general differentiation among Toons, Games, Sbemails, etc. But for now, I think it's better than what we had. (2) See [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Appeteasers Appeteasers]. And Dudeical (also spelled Dudical) also produces many Google results, but not as many as I expected; my guess is that people realize it looks strange in print and opt for a different word. Either way, it clearly existed well before H*R came around (unlike burninate, dadbysitter, bubsness, etc.). Anyway, I'd be interested in hearing others' opinions on these topics as well. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:28, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

==Gymatorium==

Gymatorium is definitely not unique to the H*R universe; many schools have a gym that is also used as an auditorium. My elementary school had a gymatorium, with that word on the sign above the entrance. Google also returns quite a few results. — [[User:70.110.22.198|70.110.22.198]] ([[User talk:70.110.22.198|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/70.110.22.198|contribs]]) 04:54, 2 January 2008 (left [[HRWiki:Standards#Do sign your Talk posts|unsigned]])
:Well, whether it is unique or not, it is still a combination of two words, thus still making it a Portmanteau. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 06:41, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
::The page states "This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.", however. Personally, I don't mind getting rid of that line though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:55, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, that's my absent mind again. I need to read the whole thing before I do things. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 07:02, 2 January 2008 (UTC) Wait, my brain is telling me something: "Get some SLEEP!"

== Fangly ==

Is fangly really fang and ugly?
I thought it had something to do with Angler fish...
{{User:AwkwardFire/sig}} 14:06, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
:Angler fish are rather ugly, you must admit. I do see your point though. [[User:EASports|EASports]] 02:22, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
::My first thought when I heard it, I thought "dangly"... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 09:34, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Than maybe it's a portmanteaus of "dangly" and fang"? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 01:39, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
:I removed it for the time being. The connection with angler fish seems most likely, but I can't really fit it into the portmanteau convention easily (and there are the previously mentioned alternate possibilites).[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 02:34, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

== Splitsville ==

I think putting the portmanteaus from the sbemails into their own section would be a good idea. Thoughts? [[User:EASports|EASports]] 02:22, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Maybe... although most of them are from sbemails anyways so it wouldn't really add anything to the article. anybody else have thoughts? (Nice subject line by the way.) --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 01:42, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

In that case, maybe there should be one for not sbemails. [[User:Mechamind90|Mechamind90]] 21:26, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

== deliberance ==

Couldn't this just be a mispronounciation/mispelling of deliverance? Is it really a portmanteau? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 01:38, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

== Gunkistan ==

The page currently lists this as a portmanteau of Gun and Pakistan. I think (given the low quality of the products it produces) that it is more likely a portmanteau of 'Gunk' and '-stan', probably Pakistan (like we did for Geographist). Any thoughts? {{User:Flashfight/sig}} 05:05, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
:As a geographer, I'm actually sure that not only Gunkistan can actually combine Pakistan and Gun, but you can also combine Gun with Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, and Uzbekistan. Those are the only other choices I can give you. -{{User:Umlaut76/sig}} 20:34, 30 December 2008 (UTC) P.S.: Sorry if I made a late message as of May 10th, 2008.

== SBCG4AP section? ==

Well, I'm guessing that deathtiny is a portmanteaus. Death and Destiny. Concur?

== I'm afraid your logic has fizzled ==

I'm gonna have to challenge "fizzleweight"s origin. It's clearly a mispronunciation (probably intentional, for the sake of being derisive) of "sizzleweight," the actual name of the title. "Sizzleweight" in turn is not a true portmanteau because it refers not to any particular weight division, but all of them in general. [[User:Octan|Octan]] 20:56, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

== Toe-fu ==

According to the article on Dangeresque 3 for SBCG4AP, there is a possible portmanteau of toe and tofu.
:Um, how? {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 21:48, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

== Vornado ==

Is it worth noting that "Vornado", in addition to being a portmonteau, is also the brand name of a popular series of fans and air conditioners? [http://www.vornado.com] {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:54, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

== Needs updating for dictionary ==

Needs some new ones added from sbemail [[dictionary]]. I've added some, but I can't do them all on my own. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 05:30, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

Hell

Seahen — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:26:11 GMT

Seahen: /* See Also */ +Religion

'''[[Wikipedia:Hell|Hell]]''' is the place where the wicked are sent after death; more specifically, where [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] went after falling off the cliff in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]. [[The Demon]] and [[The Kaiser]] can also be found in this [[Old-Timey]] version of the underworld.

In [[Where the Crap Are We?]], [[Homestar Runner]] suggests that he and [[Strong Bad]] are in Heaven. Strong Bad posits that they are not, implying that they are (or at least he is) in Hell, since he has to live there with Homestar Runner forever.

A glimpse of Hell can also be seen on [[Main Page 6]].

The background of the level "Demon's Rub Marathon" in [[Kid Speedy]] is most likely Hell.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:hell.png|Old-Timey Hell. How unfortunate.
Image:OtherHell.png|Hell or Massachusetts?
Image:The Claw.png|From [[Main Page 6]]
Image:Hellfromkidspeedy?.png|Demon's Rub Marathon
</gallery>

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
*[[Main Page 6]]
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*[[Kid Speedy]] (Possibly)
*[[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]

== See Also ==
*[[Demons]]
*[[Heaven]]
*[[Death]]
*[[Religion]]

[[Category: Places]]

Heaven

Seahen — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:25:49 GMT

Seahen: /* See Also */ +Religion

[[Image:Main6.PNG|thumb|"Keep on knockin' on Heaven's door..."]]
[[Image:twinkie.PNG|thumb|"Naw, it can't be Heaven. There's not enough Twinkies."]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Heaven|Heaven]]''' is the place where the good citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] are sent after death; more specifically, it is where [[Main Page 6]] is set.

In [[Where The Crap Are We?]], [[Homestar Runner]] suggests that he and [[Strong Bad]] may be in Heaven. Strong Bad posits that they are not, implying that they are (or at least he is) in [[Hell]] (or Massachusetts, according to Homestar).

In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]], all of the girls and [[Mr. Pitters]] die and wind up as ghosts, but it is unclear if they wind up in heaven or not. In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], [[What's Her Face]] hopes that heaven has corn chips as she dies from being [['d|lathe'd.]]

In [[retirement]], one of Strong Bad's cool nicknames for himself is "Heaven in Tights".

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Main Page 6]]
*[[Where The Crap Are We?]] (mentioned)
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] (possibly)
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] (mentioned)
*Email [[retirement]] (mentioned)
*Email [[magic trick]] (mentioned)
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (mentioned)

==See Also==
*[[Angels]]
*[[Death]]
*[[Hell]]
*[[Religion]]
[[Category: Places]]

Talk:Religion

Seahen — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:05:10 GMT

Seahen: /* Oh my word */

== This Highly Controversial Topic ==

We need a new template just for this. Something along the lines of "This highly controversial topic is subject to edit wars, flaming, bashing, etc. Therefore, it is closely watched and/or locked frequently. Please do not edit the page unless adding actual references, pictures with notable captions, etc." {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 18:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
:That would be untrue, as we have no history of edit warring, flaming etc. over this topic. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:00, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
::Just warning in advance. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 19:01, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Let's cross that bridge when we come to it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:02, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Sites dedicated to entertainment don't seem to have this problem so much. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 19:24, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I see no need for any such verbiage on this wiki, ever. I can't recall an instance where an article was locked for the reasons listed above. Besides, we're not trying to chronicle all religion everywhere, just the relatively few times references to it appear in the H*R universe. As a list, it's not all that controversial. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:33, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:BEANS|Don't stuff beans up your nose]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:15, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

== Oh my word ==

I still don't think the compendium of all the times the word "God" has been used is really necessary, even on this page. Aside from the TDM loincloth one, they're pretty much all expressions and figures of speech with little to no religious connotation. -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.119|128.103.10.119]] 14:59, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:Correct. If you have a gander at [[Talk:God]], you'll be able to see why we deleted the original article on God (i.e. they're all phrases and not actual references). Similar arguments can be applied to the section in question on this article. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:11, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::But that doesn't stop us from having an article on "[[Crap]]" separate from the one on [[Whatsit]]. [[User:Seahen|Seahen]] 02:05, 4 September 2009 (UTC)

Babies

Seahen — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:02:28 GMT

Seahen: /* See Also */ +pregnancy

[[Image:Wave_of_Babies.PNG|thumb|"A wave o' babies!"]]

From mere mentions to "waves", '''babies''' are hard to miss on [[homestarrunner.com]].

==Appearances==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — [[Strong Bad]] says "Oh, look at the babies! Eating their marshmallows!" when he sees [[Homestar Runner| Homestar]] and [[Pom Pom]].
*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]] — A "[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wave o' Babies|Wave o' Babies]]" approaches [[What's Her Face]].
*[[Peasant's Quest]] — [[The Baby Lady]] is holding a baby.
*Email [[for kids]] — Strong Bad thinks that the email's sender meant "the littlest, tiniest babies" when he said "kids".
*[[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Gunhaver]] fears [[Blue Laser]] is planning to use the money they will save to turn babies into [[gold]]. The [[Blue Laser Babies]] make an appearance.
*Email [[animal]] — When Strong Bad is introducing the Lappy, he mentions "babies havin' babies".
*[[Senorial Day]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] offers hot dogs "for your...babies".
*Email [[garage sale]] — [[Coach Z]] is buying all of the "GREAT FOR BABY!" items.
*Email [[bottom 10]] — The [[Fluffy Puff]] Nibblin's commercial states that their product is "perfect for newborn-type babies".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — In an Easter egg, The Ugly One suggests having a baby for their tenth Teen Girl Squad issue.
*[[More Fan Costumes]] — Some of the fans' kids are dressed as, as Strong Bad puts it, "Homestar Babies".
*Email [[highschool]] — [[Strong Bad]] describes the citizens of [[Free Country, USA]] as melon-headed babies in their [[Middle School Variation|middle school years]].
*Email [[myths & legends]] — The ancient fence drawings show "stolen babies".
*Email [[pop-up]] — One of the features of the Strong Bad pop-up book is "wing-a-ling babies".
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — In the Puppet Stuff Easter Egg, Homestar attempts to interview [[Very, Very Little Girl]], a real live baby.
*Email [[4 branches]] — In the polymascotfoamalate commercial, [[The Homestar Runner]] wears an infant's bonnet and says to "feed it to the babies".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[Tompkins]] is "BABY SAT!!" shorty after claiming he didn't need a babysitter. Also, Timkins the baby appears.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Strong Bad asks [[Strong Mad]] to smack the gelatin pool "like a newborn's biscuit".
*[[Strong Bad Gameways]] — Strong Bad warns people sitting in window seats that Baga Yaga might steal their firstborn babies.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — [[Stinkoman]] taunts Strong Bad and tells him that someday he'll have a "baby turn, for babies who have a turn" at playing [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*[[Hremail 2000]] — [[Marzipan]] says the last season of Homestar's puppet show would have been better if the characters had babies and if those babies got married.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Marzipan says that her outgoing messages are like her adopted foreign babies.
*[[79 Seconds Left]] — Homestar says that his [[cow lamp]] and Strong Bad's [[Tape-leg|tape-leg]] had a baby in his [[brain]].

==See Also==
*[[Children]]
*[[Pregnancy]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

Pregnancy

Seahen — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:01:55 GMT

Seahen: See also: babies, parents

[[Image:Teenpregnant.png|thumb|"I might as well go home and get teen pregnant."]]
Occasionally in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work, a [[characters|character]] (often a somewhat [[Gender Confusion|confused]] male) mentions being or getting '''pregnant'''.

==Appearances==
*Email [[garage sale]] — [[Coach Z]] acts in a way implying that he is or wishes to be an expectant mother.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — After [[Reynold]] makes a failed attempt to [[swear]], he says that he "might as well go home and get teen pregnant".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — In an [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], [[The Ugly One]] suggests having a baby for their tenth [[Teen Girl Squad]] issue.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — In an [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] adopts a "shady drifter" impression and explains that his "wife" is pregnant.
*Email [[portrait]] — In an [[portrait#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], [[Strong Bad]] states that he "doesn't even need lamaze classes". [[Wikipedia:Lamaze|Lamaze]] is a special class given to pregnant women preparing to give birth.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — [[Marzipan]] says that she is "probably outside eating some dirt or something". Eating dirt, also known as [[Wikipedia: Geophagy|geophagy]], is a practice most often seen in rural or preindustrial societies among pregnant women. At the time this toon was released, [[Missy Palmer]] actually was pregnant.
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad asks [[Bubs]] if he would like to get together a game of "[[Sea Creatures#Fish|sharks and minnows]]", "[[Wikipedia: Albert Einstein|Einstein]] and [[Wikipedia: Kreskin|Kreskin]]", or "pregnant and seventeen".
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Homestar momentarily believes that he is pregnant.
* [[On Break]] — Strong Bad mentions "maternity leave" as one of the breaks he has already taken that day.

==See also==
*[[Babies]]
*[[Parents]]

[[Category:Prank running gags]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:15:07 GMT

Seahen: /* S */ Sawesome

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sawesome
| Super and awesome
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:12:59 GMT

Seahen: /* J */ +jerktionary

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|-
| Jerktionary
| Jerk and dictionary
| [[dictionary]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:12:25 GMT

Seahen: /* B */ +bucksonsoon

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Bucksonsoon
| Bucks and monsoon
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:09:57 GMT

Seahen: /* G */ +gutterances

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| gutterances
| guttural and utterances
| [[dictionary]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Homophones

Seahen — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:08:45 GMT

Seahen: /* Appearances */ +Tacks Laws

[[Image:Corn crunch.PNG|thumb|Groan in Iowa!]]
Sometimes when text appears in a cartoon or game, a word that would be expected is replaced by a '''homophone''', a word that is pronounced the same, but has a different spelling and meaning.

== Appearances ==
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — There are various examples of homophones across the site. The list is as follows:
**"Our Gentle '''Staph'''" ''(Seen on the page of the same name)''
**"[...] we can't '''weight'''!" ''(Seen on the second old pop-up)''
**"Take the '''Rode''' less haggled with LEG DELABOR!" ''(Seen on Leg's "Path's to Total Stardom" page)''
**"We don't want to '''waist''' our time or yours so we'll get '''ride''' to the point. [...] Due to Fedeal Income '''Tacks''' Laws, [...]." ''(Seen on the PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C) PRODUKT)''
**"The water cooler just down the hall from my ofice-cubikle provides me now with great sustenance and '''pried'''." ''(Seen on Sted Delabor's page)''
*[[The King of Town DVD]] — The page title for the [[The King of Town DVD Commentary|commentary]] reads "The King of Town '''Common Tation'''".
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Marzipan's watering can reads "'''H2Oh!'''"
**The page title for the [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary|commentary]] reads "YELLO-DELLO '''COMMON TATERS'''".
*Email [[dullard]] — [[Dullard]] has "THE BEST BOSS IN THE WHOLE '''WHIRLED'''."
*[[Malloween Commercial]] — Homestar offers the trick-or-treating Marshie '''CAN D'''.
*Email [[couch patch]] — The Poopsmith wears a '''[[Has Matt?]]''' suit.
*Email [[colonization]] — The book on the history of Strong Badia shows the area as "The '''Neu Wirlde'''".
*[[Stinkoman 20X6]] — FLASH 7 OR '''HIRE''' REQUIRED. This is also an example of [[Deliberately Poor English|deliberately poor English]].
*Email [[garage sale]] — The can of peas that [[Senor Cardgage]] buys reads "'''Canopys'''."
*[[Sick Day]] — Strong Bad's box of tissues is labeled "'''Tish, You!'''"
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — A veggie cart dude says, "Visualize '''whirled peas'''."
*Email [[coloring]] — Marzipan's class is known as "'''[[L.U.R.N.]]'''."
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — The poster for the "Homestar vs. Homestar?" fight says the match is available on '''Paper View'''!
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad is buried in a "'''Coughin''''".
*Email [[more armies]] — Strong Bad holds up a '''Bro, Sure!''' at his [[On Point Kings]] booth. Inside, it mentions their '''fourfathers'''.
*[[Rap Song]] — Music plays from a '''Mick's''' Tape.
*[[Happy Dethemberween]] — The high pitched singers are singing from book called "'''Hims'''."
*Email [[specially marked]] — Corn Krunch is IOWA '''GROAN''', one box of cereal has '''OH! T'MEEL''' in it, and Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops are "PART OF THIS '''NEW, TRITIOUS''' BREAKFAST".
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — The page title reads "Ketchup Fountain '''SOUL'd''' Separately".
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Upon entering the [[Smoky Office]], Strong Bad as [[Dangeresque]] remarks that "that '''warehaus''' was full of action and suspense!"
*[[4 Gregs]] — [[Sci-Fi Greg]] says "halftime" as "'''Halph-[[Thyme]]'''".
*[[Kick-a-Ball]] — When Strong Bad asks The Cheat to check the Cheaters' Almanac to avoiding stepping on their "cheat toes", The Cheat holds up a bag of '''[[Wikipedia:Cheetos|Cheat-toes]]'''.
*[[Where U Goin' 2?]] — The book of "'''Hims'''" reappears.

== See Also ==
*[[SeeDees]]
*[[Thyme]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:06:44 GMT

Seahen: /* B */ begunderway

'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Begunderway
| Begun and underway
| [[Thorax Corporation]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Portmanteaus

Seahen — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:01:11 GMT

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'''[[Wikipedia:Portmanteau|Portmanteaus]]''' (or '''portmanteaux''') are commonly used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. A portmanteau is a combination of two or more words to make a new word or phrase, often going against the accepted traditions of how words are compounded. The term originally referred to a man's travel bag which contained two main pockets. Portmanteaus were first given that name by [[Wikipedia:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] to describe "slithy" in the poem [[Wikipedia:Jabberwocky|Jabberwocky]], a combination of "lithe" and "slimy".

[[Strong Bad]] and [[Senor Cardgage]], especially, frequently create portmanteaus. [[The Brothers Chaps]] also often use portmanteaus when providing captions for [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] entries.

This article only lists portmanteaus unique to the Homestar Runner universe.

==Portmaneaus in-[[Homestar Runner Universe|universe]]==
===A===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Actionsodes
| Action and episodes
| [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]
|-
| A lottle
| A lot and little
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Againymore
| Again and anymore
| [[Email]]
|-
| AngelCities 
| [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]] and [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Appeteasers
| Appetizers and teasers
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]]
|}

===B===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Babe-liens
| Babes and [[Wikipedia:alien|aliens]]
| [[best thing]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Barbzerdry
| Barber and wizardry
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Blistergeist
| Blister and poltergeist
| [[slumber party]]
|-
| Blue Las-alert
| [[Blue Laser]] and alert
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
|-
| Blue Laserdisc
| Blue Laser and [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]]
| [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
|-
| Bodadical
| Bodacious and radical
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| [[Bookazon.com]]
| Book and Amazon.com
| [[studying]], [[diorama]]
|-
| Bouillon-aire
| Bouillon and billionaire
| [[space program]]
|-
| Brainkrieg
| [[Brain]] and [[Wikipedia:blitzkrieg|blitzkrieg]]
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Breadallelogram
| [[Bread]] and [[Wikipedia:parallelogram|parallelogram]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadpazoid
| Bread and trapezoid
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Breadtangle
| Bread and rectangle
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Brellow
| Brown and yellow
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Brhombus
| Bread and rhombus
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
|-
| Broternal
| Brotherhood and fraternal
| [[Ever and More!]]
|-
| Bubsamecium
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme|Bubsgonzola]]
| [[Bubs]] and [[Wikipedia:Gorgonzola (cheese)|Gorgonzola]]
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Bubs-keep
| Bubs and barkeep
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Bubsness
| Bubs and Business
| [[Broken Compy Menu]]
|-
| Burninate
| Burn and terminate
| [[dragon]]
|}

===C===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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|-
| Caffeinergy
| Caffeine and energy
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Cancun-nada
| Cancun and [[Canada]]
| [[Hremail 62]]
|-
| Canceltation
| Cancelation and consultation
| [[Senor Mortgage]]
|-
| Caramel appletini
| Caramel apple and Appletini
| [[Flashforward]]
|-
| Carve-nival
| Carve and carnival
| [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
|-
| Cavalcanche
| Cavalcade and avalanche
| djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com automated response
|-
| Cheatachu
| Cheat and [[Pikachu]]
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[Some Type of Online Auction]], [[marzipan]]
|-
| Cheatar
| [[The Cheat|Cheat]] and guitar
| [[The Cheatar]]
|-
| Cheatday
| Cheat and birthday
| [[cheatday]]
|-
| Cheatentina
| Cheat and Argentina
| [[crying]]
|-
| Cheatribution
| Cheat and retribution
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Cheatventures
| Cheat and adventures
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Chocoholism
| Chocolate and Alcoholism
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Chocolardiac
| Chocolate and Cardiac
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chocozuma's
| Chocolate and [[Wikipedia:Montezuma|Montezuma's]]
| [[bottom 10]]
|-
| Chumpion
| Chump and champion
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Closimonies
| Closing and ceremonies
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Colognac
| Cologne and Cognac
| [[modeling]]
|-
| CostaLatte
| Cost a lot and Latte
| [[Hremail 7]]
|-
| Combolations
| Combination and congratulations
| [[japanese cartoon]], [[flashback]]
|-
| Concessionstantinople
| Concession stand and [[wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Constabulate
| Constable and consummate
| [[Trogday 08]]
|-
| Cooldratic
| Cool and quadratic
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Coology
| Cool and eulogy
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| Coopreme
| Cooper and supreme
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Cornucopourri
| Cornucopia and potpourri
| [[pop-up]]
|-
| Corpy
| [[Wikipedia:Corporation|Corporation]] and [[Compy 386|Compy]]
| [[from work]]
|-
| Coughiversary
| Cough and anniversary
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
|-
| Couchscraper
| Couch and skyscraper
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Crackotage
| Crack and Sabotage
| [[Cheat Commandos]]
|-
| Cram-packed
| Crammed and jam-packed
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| Cratoon
| Crap and cartoon
| [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| Crawbject
| Craw and object
| [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
|-
| Cuss-mando
| Cuss and commando
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]
|}

===D===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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|-
| D'screetret
| Discreet and secret
| [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| D'weeve
| Decemberween and eve
| [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]
|-
| Dadbysitter
| Dad and babysitter
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Dazzle-mazing
| Dazzling and amazing
| [[Happy Fireworks]]
|-
| Deliberance
| Deliberate and deliverance
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Decemberween
| December and Halloween
| ''see [[Decemberween]]''
|-
| Decision-venture
| Decision and adventure
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Delivereceivables
| Deliverables and receivables
| [[business trip]]
|-
| Deuce-blemint
| Deuce and doublemint
| [[2 emails]] Easter egg
|-
| Diamonocle
| Diamond and monocle
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Diaperbolical
| Diaper and diabolical
| [[Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101]]
|-
| Dramatastration
| Dramatization and demonstration
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Dreamail
| Dream and email
| [[dreamail]]
|-
| Dudeical
| Dude and radical
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Duderonomy
| Dude and [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]]
| [[Email]]
|}

===E===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Eco-mail
| Ecology and e-mail
| [[environment]]
|-
| Eggction
| Egg and auction
| [[Some Type of Online Auction]]
|-
| Entrangled
| Entranced and entangled
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Epi-snowed
| Episode and snowed
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
|-
| Europa-pean
| [[Wikipedia:Europa (moon)|Europa]] and European
| [[Drive-Thru]]
|-
| Everybloody
| Everybody and bloody
| [[what I want]]
|-
| Excardon
| Excuse and pardon
| [[kind of cool]]
|-
| Extracurricularrific
| Extracurricular and terrific
| [[death metal]]
|}

===F===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Fairstival
| Fair and festival
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| Fat-thority
| Fat and authority
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Ferty-tirst
| Fortieth and First
| [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| Fizzleweight
| Featherweight and sizzle
| [[yes, wrestling]]
|-
| Flavornoid
| Flavor and flavonoid
| [[specially marked]]
|-
| Flavourite
| Flavour and favourite
| [[Fan Stuff]], [[Kick the Can]] commentary
|-
| Forty-twone
| Forty-two and forty-one
| [[the movies]]
|-
| Formulawesome
| Formula and awesome
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Funtivities
| Fun and activities
| [[specially marked]]
|}

===G===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Ganglo-Saxon
| Gangly and [[Wikipedia:Anglo-Saxon|Anglo-Saxon]]
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Gazemazement
| Gaze and amazement
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| GeoFire
| [[Wikipedia:GeoCities|GeoCities]] and [[Wikipedia:Angelfire|Angelfire]]
| [[fan club]]
|-
| Geographist
| Geographer and -ist (possibly geologist)
| [[death metal]]
|-
| Gewd
| Good and Ew
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Graveyardiganz
| [[Wikipedia:The Backyardigans|The Backyardigans]] and [[Wikipedia:Gravediggaz|Gravediggaz]]
| [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| Griniscule
| Grin and miniscule
| commentary for [[i love you]] on the [[Sbemail's 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]
|-
| Grold
| Grown and old
| [[rated]]
|-
| Grood
| Great and good
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
|-
| Groodness
| Great and goodness
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
|-
| Gummel
| Gore and pummel
| [[Thy Dungeonman 3]]
|-
| Gunkistan
| [[Gun]] and [[Wikipedia:Pakistan|Pakistan]]
| [[licensed]]
|-
| Gymatorium
| Gymnasium and auditorium
| [[yes, wrestling]], [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
|}

===H===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Headbrow
| Head and eyebrow
| [[haircut]]
|-
| Helloquialism
| Hello and colloquialism
| [[diorama]]
|-
| [[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]]
| Hello and welcome
| [[Homestar Runner's Website]]
|-
| Highscraper
| Highrise and skyscraper
| [[dangeresque 3]]
|-
| Homestarmecium
| [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Wikipedia:paramecium|paramecium]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Homestarloween
| Homestar and Halloween
| [[Homestarloween Party]]
|-
| [[Homestarmy]]
| Homestar and army
| [[army]]
|-
| [[Homezipan]]
| Homestar and Marzipan
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Homsolo
| [[Homsar]] and solo
| [[MixMastah 800]]
|-
| Hot-free
| Hotline and toll free
| [[unnatural]]
|-
| Hremail
| Homestar Runner and email
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Hundredaire/thousandaire
| Hundred/thousand and millionaire
| [[suntan]], [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] (Thousandaire only)
|}

===I===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Identificaption
| Identification and caption
| [[rated]]
|-
| Inbredtational
| Inbred and invitational
| [[pet show]]
|-
| Intregway
| Intrigued and [[Wikipedia:Segway|Segway]] (PT)
| [[concert]]
|-
| Intromercial
| Intro(duction) and infomercial
| [[technology]]
|-
| Investiga-awesome
| Investigate and awesome
| [[local news]]
|-
| Irridisregardless
| Irrespective, Disregard and Regardless
| [[Peasant's Quest]]
|}
===J===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Janitator
| Janitor and terminator
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Jengaship
| [[wikipedia:Jenga|Jenga]] and [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|Battleship]]
| [[Where's the Cheat?]]
|}

===K===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Kansattica
| Kansas and Attica
| [[theme song]]
|-
| Keyswordtar
| [[Wikipedia:Keytar|Keytar]] and sword
| [[portrait]]
|}
===L===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Lieuteneral
| Lieutenant and General
| [[space program]]
|-
| Limozloshy
| [[Limozeen]] and [[sloshy]]
| [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]
|-
| Loadry
| Loading and laundry
| [[Rap Song]]
|-
| Loin-cheese cloth
| Loincloth and cheesecloth
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Lyricbolical
| Lyric and diabolical
| [[Rap Song]]
|}

===M===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Malloween
| Marshmallow and Halloween
| [[Malloween Commercial]]
|-
| Mannonball
| Man and cannonball
| [[keep cool]]
|-
| Margaracheatas
| Margaritas and Cheat
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]
|-
| Marshalades
| Marshmallows and melonade
| [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
|-
| Marzipants
| [[Marzipan]] and pants
| [[vacation]]
|-
| Marziperson
| Marzipan and person
| [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| Marzipole
| Marzipan and pole
| [[environment]]
|-
| Marzistar
| Marzipan and Homestar
| [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| Masterdly
| Masterful and dastardly
| [[senior prom]]
|-
| Maxymoron
| Maximum and [[Wikipedia:Oxymoron|oxymoron]]
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Meltshake
| Melt and milkshake
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Millionzoic
| Million and [[Wikipedia:Geologic time scale|the general prehistoric suffix]] -zoic
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Momzipan
| Mom and Marzipan
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Momkins
| Mom and [[Tompkins]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-
| Moneygician
| Money and magician
| [[magic trick]]
|-
| Montesodium
| [[Wikipedia:Montessori school|Montessori]] and [[Wikipedia:Monosodium|monosodium]]
| [[coloring]]
|-
| Mornideo
| Morning and video
| [[web comics]]
|-
| Mysfit-steries
| Misfit and mysteries
| [[highschool]]
|}

===N===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| [[Nerdular Nerdence]]
| Nerd and Popular, Nerd and Science
| [[car]]
|-
| Newlydead
| Newlywed and dead
| [[your funeral]]
|-
| [[Dancin' Musical Nobots|Nobot]]
| No and robot
| [[what I want]]
|}
===O===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-aligh:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Org-ethnic
| Organic and ethnic
| [[hremail3184]]
|}

===P===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Parchmentic
| Parchment and photographic
| [[Thy Dungeonman II]]
|-
| Pretendix
| Pretend and appendix
| [[Strong Badia The Free]]
|-
| Petrifries
| Petrified and fries
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Philly Cheat-Steak
| Philly Cheese Steak and Cheat
| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| [[Piemonade]]
| Pie and Lemonade
| [[other days]]
|-
| Plascardo
| Plastic and card
| [[Coach Z's 110%]]
|-
| [[Polymascotfoamalate]]
| Poly-, mascot, foam, and -ate
| [[4 branches]]
|-
| Polyhairsprayteasealate
| Poly-, hairspray, and tease
| [[4 branches]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Potion-ma-jig
| potion and thingamajig
| [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
|-
| Pretendous
| Pretend (or "pretentious") and tremendous
| [[extra plug]]
|-
| Puttiature
| Putt and miniature
| [[mini-golf]]
|}

===Q===
===R===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Radacious
| Radical and boadacious
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Rapscalliwag
| Rapscallion and scallywag
| [[long pants]]
|-
| Reallysolved
| Really and resolved
| [[retirement]]
|-
| Realginary
| Real and Imaginary
| [[imaginary]]
|-
| Restige
| Rest and prestige
| [[the chair]]
|-
| Revengeanceful
| Revenge, vengeance, and vengeful
| [[2 years]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Rhinociraptors
| Rhinoceros and velociraptors
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
|-
| Roadtripcionados
| Road trip and aficionados
| [[road trip]]
|-
| Rock-dezvous
| Rock and Rendez-vous
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Rockumentary
| Rock and Documentary
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Roomisode
| Room and episode
| [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]
|-
| Roomy-VAC
| Room and UNIVAC
| [[Compy Catalog]]
|}

===S===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Safariventure
| Safari and adventure
| [[theme park]]
|-
| Sbemail
| [[Strong Bad]] and Email
| [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
| Sbemailiarized
| Sbemail and familiarized
| [[Sbemailiarized!]], [[April Fool 09]]
|-
| Scram-oose
|Scram and vamoose
|[[your edge]]
|-
| Senorial
|[[Senor Cardgage]] and memorial
|[[Senorial Day]]
|-
|Sesquicentenn-email
| Sesquicentennial and email
| [[Sbemail 150?!?]] and [[alternate universe]]
|-
| Shinoligans
| [[Wikipedia:Shinola|Shinola]] and shenanigans
| [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|Quote of the Week]]
|-
| Shock-you-mentary
| Shock you and documentary
| [[bedtime story]]
|-
| Skelebrates
| Skeleton and vertebrate(s)
| [[big white face]] (Easter egg)
|-
| Smunderling
| Smelly and [[Glossary#U|underling]]
| [[underlings]]
|-
| Spamvertisement
| Spam and advertisement
| [[unused emails]]
|-
|Sportscarster
|Sportscaster and Sportscar
|[[local news]]
|-
| Squeazeled
| Squeeze and weaseled
| [[email thunder]]
|-
| Standby-orama
| Stand by and diorama
| [[diorama]]
|-
|Stinkomanual
| [[Stinkoman]] and manual
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
|Stratergery
| Strategy and Surgery
| [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
|Stratosfear
| [[wikipedia:Stratosphere|Stratosphere]] and fear
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Strong Badagement
| Strong Bad and management
| [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| Strong Badathlon
| Strong Bad and -athlon
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Strongbadiophage
| Strong Bad and [[Wikipedia:bacteriophage|bacteriophage]]
| [[highschool]]
|-
| Stummy
| Stomach and tummy
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Subtlefuge
| Subtle and subterfuge
| [[2 Part Episode Part 1]]
|-
| Suppleties
| Supple and subtleties
| [[lady...ing]]
|}

===T===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Telegramophone
| Telegram and telephone
| ''see [[Supra Modern Telegram]]''
|-
| Temporarios
| Temporary and [[Wikipedia:Cheerios|Cheerios]]
| [[strong badathlon]]
|-
| Tenerrow'd
| [[Tenerence Love|Tenerence]] and [[Arrow'd]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tenthennial
| Tenth and -ennial
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
|-
| Thiefnique
| Thief and technique
| [[bike thief]]
|-
| Thugchantment
| Thug and enchantment
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]
|-
| Tophaticent
| Top hat and magnificent
| [[more armies]]
|-
| Topplegangers
| Topple and doppelgangers
| [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]]
|-
| Tour-Bus-mozeen
| Tour Bus and Limozeen
| [[Baddest of the Bands]]
|-
| Trogday
| [[Trogdor]] and birthday
| [[Happy Trogday]]
|-
| Trogventure
| [[Trogdor]] and adventure
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
|-
| Turbolence
| Turbo and turbulence
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]]
|-
| Twenty-seventeen
| Twenty-seven and seventeen
| [[Summer Short Shorts]]
|-
| Twii
| Two, Three, and [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]]
| [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII
|}

===U===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Uglypan
| Ugly and Marzipan
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
|}
===V===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Valentimes
| Valentine's and times
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]
|-
| Vantastic
| Van and fantastic
| [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| Vornado
| Vortex and tornado
| [[trading cards]]
|}
===W===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears In
|-
| Wheatgrasskini
| Wheatgrass and bikini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Wheatgrasstini
| Wheatgrass and martini
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
|-
| Why come?
| Why and how come?
| ''see [[Why come]]''
|}
===X===
===Y===
===Z===

==Portmanteaus in Sketchbook Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Basketbully
| Basketball and bully
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-11-17|17 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Cheat-up
| Cheat and stick-up
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-02-10|10 Feb 2005]]
|-
| Cowcopter
| Cow and helicopter
| [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-08-05|05 Aug 2004]]
|-
| Exag-a-homestar
| Exaggerate and Homestar
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-08-11|11 Aug 2005]]
|-
| The Hotgly One
| Hot and [[The Ugly One]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|20 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Limolosers
| Limozeen and losers
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-06-23|23 Jun 2005]]
|-
| Pipestache
| Pipe and mustache
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|04 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Stinkotetsuo
| Stinkoman and [[Wikipedia:Tetsuo Shima|Tetsuo]]
| [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-09-01|01 Sep 2005]]
|-
| Strong Sadstronaut
| Strong Sad and astronaut
| [[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-30|30 Mar 2006]]
|-
| Trogmopolitan
| Trogdor and cosmopolitan
| [[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-08-09|09 Aug 2007]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in Weekly Fanstuff Captions==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="75%" style="text-align:center"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Cheatpod
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:iPod|iPod]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2005#WF-2005-10-06|06 Oct 2005]]
|-
| Cheatz-it
| Cheat and [[Wikipedia:Cheez-It|Cheez-It]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-06-21|21 Jun 2007]]
|-
| Fanimation
| Fan and animation
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-29|29 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Homespore Runner
| Homestar Runner and [[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|19 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Homsunami
| Homsar and tsunami
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-10-12|12 Oct 2007]]
|-
| Knitdor
| Knit and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-01-12|12 Jan 2006]]
|-
| Legogdor
| Lego and Trogdor
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-11-22|22 Nov 2004]]
|-
| Legomestar
| Lego and Homestar
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2004#WF-2004-10-07|07 Oct 2004]]
|-
| Limojean jacket
| Limozeen and jean jacket
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-11-01|01 Nov 2007]]
|-
| Monstrositea
| Monstrosity and tea
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-06-29|29 Jun 2006]]
|-
| Stinkomural
| Stinkoman and mural
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2007#WF-2007-03-22|22 Mar 2007]]
|-
| Trogapult
| Trogdor and catapult
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-07-06|06 Jul 2006]]
|-
| Trogbloons
| Trogdor and balloons
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|05 Jun 2008]]
|-
| Trogcake
| Trogdor and cake
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|07 Aug 2008]]
|-
| Trogcar
| Trogdor and car
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-11-03|03 Nov 2006]]
|-
| Trogstorm
| Trogdor and storm
| [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|22 May 2008]]
|}

==Portmanteaus in SBCG4AP Dev Blog==

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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Portmanteau !! Words Combined !! Appears
|-
| Endinning
| End and beginning
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]] (14 May 2008)
|-
| Phensics
| Fence and Physics
| [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]] (10 Jun 2008)
|-
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Onomatopoeia]]
*[[Spoonerisms]]

[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Spelling and Grammar]]

Religion

Seahen — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:55:57 GMT

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[[File:Shady missionaries.png|240px|thumb|Fairly religious overtones!]]

'''Religion''' has occasionally been referenced in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Renaldo]] — Wears a sideways [[Wikipedia:Star and Crescent|Star and Crescent]], a symbol of Islam.
*[[Email]] — one of the return addresses is "Duderonomy", a reference to [[Wikipedia:Deuteronomy|Deuteronomy]].
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Homestar sees Strong Sad as a nun.
*[[Hallrunner]] — One of the obstacles is a [[Wikipedia:Franciscan|Franciscan]] monk.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] (Easter egg) — [[Homsar]] remarks, "And also with you," a traditional response by the congregation to the priest's "The Lord be with you" in some [[Wikipedia:Christian|Christian]] denominations.
*Email [[record book]] (commentary) — Strong Bad says, "I mean, I remember as a kid thinking that the Guinness Book of World Records was like, up there with the [[Wikipedia:Bible|Bible]]."
*[[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-03-10|Sketchbook]] for 10 March 2006 — features [[Wikipedia:Shaker|Shaker]] Homestar and Mike.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — A fat monk, who lives alone in a monastery, tries to eat you.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] (commentary) — [[Ryan Sterritt]] recalls attending a Bible study camp.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad's age is protected by monks. Marzipan drinks [[Wikipedia:kosher|kosher]] tea.
*[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]] — the [[King of Town]] has a [[Cleric]] who tries to marry [[The Poopsmith]] to a pleasant odor in a chapel.
*Email [[more armies]] (Easter egg) — [[Taranchula]]'s album ''Shady Missionaries'' features "Fairly Religious Overtones!"
*[[Non-Sequitur Champion]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] says, "Thank yo, [[Wikipedia:Presbyterian|Presbyterian]]."
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat about a prestigious monk.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "Sister Christian".
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad tells Bubs he needs, among other things, crosses and holy water.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The Egyptian god [[wikipedia:Anubis|Anubis]] makes an appearance.
*[[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[The Topplegangers|Dryghost]] says he got the [[Cheat Commandos HQ|Headquarters Playset]] for his [[Wikipedia:Bar and Bat Mitzvah|Bar Mitzvah]].
==God==
Mentions of '''God''' are rare, since most characters prefer "[[crap]]" in interjections, but they do occur.
*Email [[english paper]] (Easter egg) — Homestar says, "'''Oh my god''' you guys are crazy!"
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — The Program Congratulation reads in part, "'''Oh dear God''', what has gone wrong!"
*Email [[hygiene]] — Gene says, "'''Thank God''' I'm Gene!"
*[[Thy Dungeonman II]] — Removing the loin-cheesecloth results in the message "Thou art as naked as the day '''god''' made thee."
See also [[Swears]].

==See Also==
*[[Decemberween#References to Christmas]]
*[[Heaven]]
*[[Hell]]
*[[Angels]]
*[[Demons]]
*[[Don and Harriet Chapman]] (for the [[Brothers Chaps]]' religious background)

[[Category:Recurring Themes]]

God

Seahen — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:51:43 GMT

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#REDIRECT[[Religion#God]]