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Two More Eggs

Skippyman2099 — Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:00:10 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Season Two Shorts */ connection between "Parental Notice: Two More Eggs" and sbemail 176

[[File:DooblieDoo.png|thumb|250px|"Dooble, and dooble, and dooblie doo!"]]
'''''Two More Eggs''''' is a series of shorts produced by [[The Brothers Chaps]] for [[Disney]] [[Wikipedia:Disney XD|XD]]'s [[YouTube]] channel under the production company Citywide Hoop Champs Inc. in association with [[Wikipedia:Disney Television Animation|Disney Television Animation]].

The series debuted on June 23, 2015 with the release of the first three episodes, a trailer, an official press release, and coverage on multiple media outlets. It was announced that each new episode would be released on Tuesday of every week. Mostly being over a minute long, each episode centers on an individual character (e.g. "Dooble" or "Hot Dip") or a group of characters (e.g. "CGI Palz" or "Hector & Kovitch" or "Trauncles") and has no overarching plot or complexity. [[Matt Chapman]] claims that he and [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] worked with Disney with the same autonomy as with ''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]''.

On March 4, 2016, it was announced that Two More Eggs was renewed for a second season, which premiered June 13, 2016.

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==Season One Shorts==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:lCP6ZEgTnS4|"Dooble: Dooblie Doo"]]
| 1:12
| Dooble sings his signature theme song while exploring the world and going on many adventures. His life is a joy box!
|
*Dooble's tip box says "[[Singular Instead of Plural|A TIP!]]" on it.
*The nametags are similar to the ones in [[The Luau]].
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:2QqLp8FnXUo|"CGI Palz: Theme Song"]]
| 1:17
| A theme song introducing the CGI Palz – a group of computer animated friends who showcase the unlimited qualities of being computer animated.
| None
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:-rSAa7uCNqE|"Hot Dip: Not 4 Momz!"]]
| 1:26
| A commercial parody showcasing Hot Dip – the questionably edible product and awesome friend you need in life – but remember, it's "Not 4 [[Parents|Momz]]!"
|
*Hayden has to do the math question "minus 2 plus [[G]]".
*One of the ingredients of Hot Dip is [[Singular Instead of Plural|mineral]].
|-
| June 30, 2015
| [[youtube:KfyKD959IeM|"Dooble: Video Game"]]
| 1:41
| Dooble is the hero of his very own 8-bit [[Video Game References|video game]], taking on all villains and challenges as he masters the first level. Press start!
|
*The beginning cutscene is similar to cutscenes in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*The video game has pixely graphics, similar to many of the [[Games|games]] on [[homestarrunner.com]], usually ones made by [[Videlectrix]].
*The game uses [[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]].
*Dooble is addressed by the title of the game, similar to Strong Sad referring to Homestar as "[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]."
|-
| July 7, 2015
| [[youtube:1cYr9u4Yqsw|"Eggpo: New Job"]]
| 1:11
| An enthusiastic new Eggpo minion discovers what really happens in the video game world on his first day. He's in for a real surprise! Follow the continuing adventures of Dooble Dooblie Doo!
|
*This episode contains many [[Mario]] references, similar to Homestar Runner.
|-
| July 14, 2015
| [[youtube:7CX-c9vZGFs|"Trauncles: Sharing"]]
| 1:46
| Welcome to Trauncles, a little town just like yours and mine, where the people have lots to not really teach us. In this episode, we get to meet Stevens and Jordy as they explore the meaning of sharing... sort of.
| None
|-
| July 21, 2015
| [[youtube:50iGxC_EG2E|"Dooble: The Driver"]]
| 1:41
| Dooble is hired as a driver to deliver a mysterious package. But when the heat is on, he throws his best dance party at it!
|
*One of the guys is named Stevie [[Twice]] [[Times]].
*This episode has [[duplicate characters]].
*Dooble's book, "So Cool A Phrase Book", is similar to [[weird dream|So Cool a Flash]] and [[japanese cartoon|So Cool an Email]].
*Stevie Twice Times says "[["Er" pronounced as "Oi"|Poifect]]!".
|-
| July 28, 2015
| [[youtube:M0IKo5KjwG4|"Hector & Kovitch: Best Movie"]]
| 1:45
| Hector and Kovitch are two kids who love talking about their favorite things all the time. Movies, video games, [[fireworks]], and everything in between.
|
*Hector talks about [[shark]][[mans]].
|-
| August 4, 2015
| [[youtube:khlbI3-m330|"Trauncles: Trousers"]]
| 1:40
| In this very special episode of Trauncles, there comes a time in every boy's life when he gets his first pair of trousers, and Jordy is about to get his.
|
*This episode is about [[Pants|trousers]].
|-
| August 11, 2015
| [[youtube:jzzhBlsN9Sk|"Dooble: Cake Show"]]
| 1:45
| Everyone’s favorite pot-bellied traveler is helping make dreams come true as the guest chef on a reality baking show. Can you see him now?
|
*Dooble calls Linda "[[Gender Confusion|David]]".
*The judge eats Dooble's hat, which may or [[Eating Non-Food Items|may not be an actual]] [[cake]].
|-
| August 18, 2015
| [[youtube:uv42ljNCs98|"Bad Snaxx: Breakfast"]]
| 1:30
| A working mom shares her quick n' easy [[breakfast]] hacks for the family. Hey, that could be a blog!
|
*"Here on planet This Planet" is a [[nondescript noun]].
*Disguising a can of food as "2 [[eggs]]" is a [[blatant lie]].
|-
| August 25, 2015
| [[youtube:L06vJRMG45k|"CGI Palz: Grossface"]]
| 1:38
| A visit from their 2D neighbor Grossface leaves one of the Palz in danger of losing her CG.
|
None
|-
| September 1, 2015
| [[youtube:0NSde5mLFlE|"Hot Dip: Sitcom"]]
| 1:48
| Hot Dip helps Hayden with the challenges of teen social life, because everything is possible with enough Hot Dip!
|
None
|-
| September 8, 2015
| [[youtube:2KRQ3zyTPCM|"Trauncles: Sweethearts]]
| 1:48
| In this episode of Trauncles, the narrator deals with his relationship issues while checking in on the townsfolk and their sweethearts.
|
None
|-
| September 15, 2015
| [[youtube:a_WvjNbF39A|"Dooble: The Interview]]
| 1:38
| Dooble brings his unique skills to the corporate interview process, including impressively folding meatloaf.
|
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard.
*This episode contains an example of an [[odd marriage]].
|-
| September 20, 2015[[#Footnotes|1]]
| [[youtube:DfhWTS8ZoXI|"Eggpo: Waiting"]]
| 1:13
| New Eggpo learns the fine monotonous art of shooting mouth [[fire]]balls and the surprise reward for hitting your target.
|
*A [[Sound Effects|"splat"]] can be heard near the end of the toon, the same as the one used in many Homestar Runner cartoons.
|-
| September 29, 2015
| [[youtube:UxYY5tVllIo|"Trauncles: Beans"]]
| 1:38
| In today’s episode of Trauncles, the greatest mystery to ever befall the little town. Who stole all the beans!?
|
*This episode is about [[beans]].
|-
| October 6, 2015
| [[youtube:FdbmFCVCi5A|"Dooble: Peas and Corn"]]
| 1:38
| Dooble makes it his mission to turn one lowly can of [[peas]]-and-[[corn]] into the hero of the supermarket!
|
*The ending contains an [[odd marriage]].
|-
| US: October 13, 2015
UK: November 28, 2015[[#Footnotes|2]]
| "Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game"
[[youtube:kJE8LSQN1r8|US version]]

[[youtube:WMXEdQtN2u0|UK version]]
| 1:14
| US: "Hector tries to convince Kovitch to buy a really cool video game, while also trying to guess his name."
UK: "I think you should go and buy that game Kovitch..."
|
*Kovitch attempts to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|spell a word by saying random letters]].
|-
| October 20, 2015
| [[youtube:ezhcB8HhORk|"Trauncles: Not Done"]]
| 1:23
| In this never ending intro to somewhat of an episode of Trauncles, we visit some of the many places and things that make up the town.
|
None
|-
| October 27, 2015
| [[youtube:EEVL2zmAAuY|"Dooble: Newscarsting"]]
| 1:38
| Dooble takes news anchoring to the next level with a hard-hitting scoop on [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] boxes.
|
*"And that's [[why come]] being a reporter is so important" is similar to "And that's why come [[Shakespeare]] was so awesome" from [[Bug in Mouth Disease]].
*Dooble says "I think I has the solution!", which was said by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]], and [[Strong Bad]] in [[little questions]].
*This short features a [[goat]].
|-
| November 3, 2015
| [[youtube:SHX-F95Ppls|"Bad Snaxx: After School"]]
| 1:38
| Everyone's favorite working mom and blog host shares some pro tips for snack hacks for the pesky minutes between real meals.
|
*The son [[Eating Non-Food Items|eats a phone]].
|-
| November 10, 2015
| [[youtube:KCPc8h9awNM|"Hot Dip: Learn 2 Talk"]]
| 1:42
| Do you have trouble communicating? Hot Dip has some hot tips for talking all good in any situation.
|
*The narrator says "[[army|do you has]] trouble communicating?"
*The coach mentions "[[Arcade Game|straps and practice]]".
|-
| November 17, 2015
| [[youtube:O51kgHgeZVU|"Joshow Show: Tape and Staple T-Rex"]]
| 1:48
| A dad with a lot of time on his hands shares his crafts skills with the world by making a T-Rex with just tape and staples!
|
*"Stape and taple" is a [[spoonerism]].
|-
| November 24, 2015
| [[youtube:qv4JCN_DVh8|"CGI Palz: Ry Raw"]]
| 1:32
| The Palz must all work together to try and figure what The Lenore Street Bridge is saying before it is too late.
|
None
|-
| December 1, 2015
| [[youtube:M_Hz83U3t04|"Eggpo: Mini-Boss"]]
| 1:38
| New Eggpo learns the hard lessons of rising too far too fast from the minion ranks in a world of bosses and mini-bosses.
|
*Dark Cloth Supreme mentions Level 10, a possible reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]], whose tenth level had not been released after over 10 years when the short was released.
*The name Jimly is similar to Jimty, which originated in [[Sbemailiarized!]].
*Dark Cloth Supreme tells New Eggpo that he likes his [[style]], which is the opposite of what people say to [[Nebulon]].
|-
| December 9, 2015[[#Footnotes|3]]
| [[youtube:M7hjz_ET9i8|"Gankroar: Backyard"]]
| 1:16
| Gankroar and Chibi take their epic adventures to an upscale backyard in a strange new world only to discover that not all is what it seems.
|
*A "sling" can be heard at the end of Gankroar's theme song and "lens flare" similar to that seen in Homestar Runner can be seen.
|-
| December 14, 2015[[#Footnotes|4]]
| [[youtube:iYpwENwD7As|"Dooble: Shark Baby"]]
| 1:09
| When a great white [[shark]] is about to give birth, Dr. Dooble answers the call.
|
None
|-
| December 22, 2015
| [[youtube:3zf0tRZC3q0|"Hector & Kovitch: QblePon"]]
| 1:49
| Hector recounts the most epic game of QblePon ever played, because we can all agree it’s the best game.
|
*The episode is about a [[Trading Cards|trading card]] game, and Hector mentions [[trading cards|mixing cards from different games]].
*Hector realizes that "Jamtape" is not a character in the game, but rather a [[cassette tape]]-shaped snack made out of [[jam]].
*Kovitch throws [[confetti]], "celebrating" his family's financial problems.
|-
| December 29, 2015
| [[youtube:7VIldfbJ8Oc|"Hot Dip: Jamers"]]
| 1:45
| Relationships get complicated when Hayden finds Hot Dip helping out another kid.
|
*Hayden uses the phrase "[[all the time]]".
|-
| January 4, 2016 [[#Footnotes|5]]
| [[youtube:ob4DuvAjJEc|"Eggpo: Joyride"]]
| 1:33
| New Eggpo can't resist the allure of a joybox, but he and his more seasoned co-worker might have gotten more than they bargained for this time.
|
None
|-
| January 12, 2016
| [[youtube:dPI_3DhYOm4|"Joshow Show: Crackergami"]]
| 1:34
| Joshow takes the ancient art of origami to a whole new level by incorporating one of the world’s most versatile snacks - the cracker!
|
None
|-
| January 19, 2016
| [[youtube:cxQmXWVU0GA|"Gankroar: Action Poses"]]
| 1:15
| Gankroar takes being Guardian of the Klanktor to the next level with a new action and accessories playset.
|
*In the "modeling for [[Parents|dad]] [[pants]]" pose, Gankroar says he's running late, similar to how Strong Bad says it in the email [[modeling]].
*One of the poses is "[[prancing]] for joy".
|-
| January 26, 2016
| [[youtube:P3zxuCaHQPM|"Dooble: Cutesycorns"]]
| 1:53
| When Dooble wanders into the world of the Cutesycorns, a misunderstanding of who's who leads to potential disaster.
|
None
|-
| February 2, 2016
| [[youtube:YFaCkYH2slI|"Trauncles: Ridonkles"]]
| 1:10
| The quaint world of Trauncles gets turned upside down when things get utterly ridonkles!
|
*The premise of more edgy changes in demographics and style bears resemblance to [[Xeriouxly Forxe]].
|-
| February 9, 2016
| [[youtube:8fmeuiQhKqE|"CGI Palz: Glitching Out"]]
| 1:31
| The Palz explore the fun of “glitching out” but may have taken it way too far!
|
*The way the characters "glitch out" is similar to [[the virus]]'s effects in [[virus]].
|-
| February 16, 2016
| [[youtube:vMNbaETQb08|"Eggpo: Instruction Book"]]
| 1:40
| New Eggpo explores the instruction booklet and discovers all the hot tips, tricks, and cheat codes that Dooble 2 has to offer.
|
*The instruction book is very similar to the [[Stinkomanual]]. It includes [[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]] and [[Sega]]-style drawings.
**The style of writing is identical to the Stinkomanual.
*It says "label" instead of "level", like the Stinkomanual description for Level -0.
*Level 10 is the last level, similar to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
|-
| February 23, 2016
| [[youtube:RASR_g9NDTI|"Joshow Show: Drum Set"]]
| 1:40
| Joshow demonstrates how to take useless cups and turn them into an instrument worthy of a world class drummer.
|
*The image of Brewsty Prent is derived from the [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book]] image of [[Mary Palaroncini]], from [[coloring]].
|-
| March 1, 2016
| [[youtube:6YTmUMlUMdk|"Parental Notice: Jamble Bears"]]
| 1:15
| Come join the Jamble Bears as they teach your kids all kinds of important life lessons and other things.
|
*One of the notices is in [[Spanish]].
|-
| March 8, 2016
| [[youtube:yknXWUBslZw|"Hector and Kovitch: Brown Boats"]]
| 1:35
| The trailer for the epic movie that the whole world has been waiting for..."Brown Boats.".
|
*The beginning of the trailer bears many similarities to the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
|}

==Season Two Shorts==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:z4IdcH1Yebo|"Dooble: She Whispered"]]
| 1:43
| Dooble helps spice up the acoustic ballad "She Whispered" from the world famous band Beard-Antler.
|
*The text at the beginning is similar to the start of many [[Powered by The Cheat]] music videos.
*The word "Rekkid" is from [[Record Store Day]].
*Dooble finishes a lyric with "[[baseball]] and [[beans]]".
*After the cartoon ends, the "Subscribe" video has the Two More Eggs intro [[Reversed Dialogue|reversed]].
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:s1jOdMpjluk|"Hector & Kovitch: Zooms"]]
| 1:58
| While sharing his recent experience with a roller-coaster, Hector stumbles upon a term that might change roller-coastering as we know it 4eva!
|
*The logo for "Sword Fangs" is a sword with [[blood]]y [[fangs]], similar to some [[Teen Girl Squad]] cartoons.
*When Hector is talking about zwooshes, he moves his legs up and down wildly similar to Strong Bad when he sees the deflated basketball in [[your edge]].
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:-skE1bdMtYE|"Hot Diggity: Theme Song"]]
| 1:26
| Come join Dr. Diggity as he explores the amazing world of Science and Math and Mathence!
|
*"Mathence" is a [[portmanteau]].
|-
| June 16, 2016
| [[youtube:uPhRGb4rmgM|"Knight Bit: Dragon"]]
| 1:53
| In this 8-bit adventure, a princess knight will stop at nothing to be reunited with her best friend horse. That’s a good story, right?
|
*The short's art style and plot bear similarity to many of [[Videlectrix]]'s games, most notably [[Peasant's Quest]].
*When the dragon eats the horse, the knight's face turns red and "mushroom clouds" (like the ones [[Stinkoman]] has over his head when he's laughing) appear over her head, similar to [[Bubs]] in [[Donut Unto Others]].
|-
| June 18, 2016
| [[youtube:5bhnna9EvR8|"New4Mobile: Commercial"]]
| 1:18
| Check out the hottest new app on the market! Do you like dining in or mega blasts? Do you want to stay in touch with the kids or customize stuff? Streaming data rates apply!
| None
|-
| Jun 21, 2016
| [https://youtu.be/_FGV2vq1MpY "Trauncles: Gram Moody"]
| 1:48
| In this episode, we meet many of the town’s very special residents and get to spend some time with Gram Moody. Anyone want a slice of [[pie]]?
| None
|-
| Jun 23, 2016
| [[youtube:yn5ySPjNsLM|"Francis Sweetmouth: Why Did You Take My Paste?"]]
| 1:40
| Let everyone's favorite hamster, Francis Sweetmouth, serenade you while also taking to heart the important message about a problem that affects us all, adhesive theft.
| None
|-
| Jun 25, 2016
| [[youtube:S_DpmVW4WRE|"Dooble: Masks"]]
| 1:26
| The international man of mystery Dooble shows off his many faces.
| None
|-
| Jun 28, 2016
| [[youtube:doEzLVkfkxg|"CGI Palz: CG-Rom"]]
| 1:48
| Interact like never before with the CGI Palz in their new game, using all your mouse-clicking skills to help navigate the Palz through a series of very challenging problems.
|
*The solitaire game says "[[X 'em up|deal me up]]".
|-
| Jun 30, 2016
| [[youtube:2BtjJA7qtRQ|"Hector & Kovitch: Basknetball"]]
| 1:50
| It's the first day of [[Basketball|basknetball]] practice and Hector and Kovitch are sharing top maneuvers and things you would never expect.
|
*"Basknetball" is a [[portmanteau]].
*Hector mentions the [[top of the key]].
*The "horse riding on a bear's shoulders" is reminiscent of the [[Bear Holding a Shark]].
*Hector mentions the team "Louisiana [[Hyphen-Have|Ball-Have]]".
|-
| Jul 2, 2016
| [[youtube:8KKfP7nSNk8|"Poach & Scramble: Today's Special"]]
| 1:12
| Everyone’s favorite [[dancing]] [[eggs]], Poach and Scramble, are back… and this time they are dancing for their lives.
| None
|-
| Jul 5, 2016
| [[youtube:9js8Fm_7N48|"New4Mobile: Customer Service"]]
| 1:49
| You have questions or problems? Having a party on Friday? Try giving New 4 Mobile customer service a call.
|
*The phone call is similar to messages that have been heard on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] (especially Homestar's message in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]), as well as the tech support phone conversation in [[isp]].
*The automated voice refers to "angry button-[[mashing]]".
|-
| Jul 7, 2016
| [[youtube:9tvg4WqtTrw|"Trauncles: Opposites"]]
| 1:51
| In this episode of Trauncles, we explore the magic and wonder of things that are opposites.
| None
|-
| Jul 9, 2016
| [[youtube:lqNWlJKEC4Y|"Dooble: Renfrow"]]
| 2:15
| The epic standoff that you never saw coming and clearly never asked for…Dooble vs. Renfrow.
|
*Renfrow exclaims "[[Twice]]!"
*Dooble uses a [[hot dog]] [[Foods used as phones|as a phone]].
*The ending page and book cover bear resemblance to the works of [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
|-
| Jul 12, 2016
| [[youtube:MPb9iSHGCM0|"Hot Dip: End Game"]]
| 1:57
| Hayden is having a lot of trouble in the new post-apocalyptic world and must team up with his old friend Hot Dip to solve a mystery.
|
*Hot Dip calls the Hot Dip moms "[[Hot Moms]]".
|-
| N/A[[#Footnotes|7]]
| "Hot Diggity: Science Proof"
| 1:49
|
|
|-
| N/A[[#Footnotes|7]]
| "Trauncles: Trauncles 2000"
| 1:56
|
|
|-
| Nov 1, 2016
| [[youtube:h13PXYFyuHw|"Eggpo: Mobile App"]]
| 1:43
| New Eggpo shows Old Timer the joys and dangers of being in a very different kind of video game.
|
*New Eggpo says "Can you believe it?" in a similar way to [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]].
*"Dooble: Phonics Blasters" is similar to [[Trogdor: Let's Burninate Phonics]].
|-
| Nov 3, 2016
| [[youtube:9MrPnPpIg5k|"Qblepon: Original 90s"]]
| 1:53
| Everyone's favorite card game, QblePon, now has its very own TV show. You know you want to look at them!
|
*The deck of cards has a voice similar to [[Humidibot]]'s.
*The title sequence is very reminiscent of the title sequence of [[Xeriouxly Forxe]].
*The show has some similarities to [[20X6]].
|-
| Nov 5, 2016
| [[youtube:Vg4rEY9spZA|"New4Mobile: Dooble"]]
| 1:59
| Dooble turns to everyone's favorite app helpline when he can't find the love of his life...his Debra.
|
*Dooble is trying to find someone (or [[Pseudocharacters|something]]) named [[Debra]].
*Dooble peels [[potatoes]], like [[Strong Bad]] in [[pet show]].
|-
| Nov 8, 2016
| [[youtube:UMRx_FFJZU4|"Hector & Kovitch: School Lunches"]]
| 1:51
| Hector shares his passion and excitement for school lunch while trying to uncover Kovitch's favorite foods.
|
*This short features several [[real-live foods]].
|-
| Nov 10, 2016
| [[youtube:eElT9JWJfdA|"Poach & Scramble: Challengers"]]
| 1:16
| Everyone’s favorite dancing eggs meet their match on the dance counter. Will they have the yolk to stand up to the challenge, or will they crack under the pressure?
|
|-
| Nov 12, 2016
| [[youtube:4kt_jugfrbU|"Hot Diggity: Internet"]]
| 1:48
| Come join Dr. Diggity as he solves the mystery of where the internet came from.
|
|-
| Nov 15, 2016
| [[youtube:j9_-grwGoGw|"Trauncles: Trauncles by You"]]
| 1:59
| A look into the merciless scrutiny that results when fan mail makes it to its end destination.
|
*The narrator interjects "Oh, [[Gavin]]."
*The premise of this short bears resemblance to both [[rough copy]] and the [[Fan Costumes]] series.
|-
| Nov 17, 2016
| [[youtube:fVY0E5LP5lw|"Street Road Junction: The Pilot"]]
| 1:29
| Do you love talking animals, talking cars, talking planes and talking boats? Then you are in for a treat as we enter the world of Street Road Junction, where streets talk!
|
|-
| Nov 19, 2016
| [[youtube:XzAyBHFYh1I|"Eggpo: Speedrun"]]
| 2:16
| Watch as Turchkid03 attempts to break the "Dooble 2" video game record. But will he be helped or thwarted by everyone’s favorite Eggpos, New Guy and Old Guy?
|
|-
| Nov 22, 2016
| [[youtube:HbgEUWZsgXY|"Parental Notice: Two More Eggs"]]
| 1:41
| Get all the info you need to justify why the amazing shows from the Two More Eggs Universe are just right for your little such and such.
|
*The icon for "Grammar Mouth Unhave" features a [[hygiene|mouth with stink lines and a moth]].
|-
| Nov 24, 2016
| [[youtube:LxpisLoxM78|"World's Best: Tiny Pies"]]
| 2:39
| Watch as the "World's Best" DIY specialists take on everything from being doctors to baking tiny pies. You won't believe what's next.
|
|-
| Nov 26, 2016
| [[youtube:xCXgOmHpH7g|"Joshow: Click on My Ads"]]
| 1:55
| Joshow needs to make sure that his show makes money by turning his ads into a fun song!
|
|-
| Nov 29, 2016
| [[youtube:BDUJG-yLkjw|"Poach & Scramble: Egg Monster"]]
| 1:15
| What happens to Poach and Scramble when you combine a Frankensteinian friend, a synchronized dance party and a formidable foe?
|
|}

==Promos==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:7oKwdu5LG6o|"Two More Eggs Tuesdays"]]
| 0:54
| Halosche! Two More Eggs Tuesdays with Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip, and MORE! Subscribe and come back every Tuesday for a new short!
| None
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:vwBCQY8VdtU|"The Cast of Disney XD's "Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything" Dooblie Doo!"]][[#Footnotes|6]]
| 0:14
| TWO MORE EGGS - Acclaimed web animation pioneers [[The Brothers Chaps]] ([[Mike]] and [[Matt Chapman]]), creators of the hugely popular series "[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]," present the eclectic "Two More Eggs," a series of 40 original cartoon shorts, on [[Disney]] XD's [[YouTube]] Channel and WATCH Disney XD, TUESDAY, JUNE 23. The project marks Disney XD's foray into original content created specifically for its non-linear platforms. It is scheduled for the Disney XD cable and satellite channel later this summer. (Disney XD)
| None
|-
| December 11, 2015
| [[youtube:HxJ6g-lJ4mE|"Eggy-sweet moves"]]
| 0:46
| Yolk it out, brah. Two More Eggs Tuesdays with Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip, and MORE! Subscribe and come back every Tuesday for a new short!
| None
|-
| December 19, 2015
| [[youtube:QDUT_ss1soM|"12/22 Takeover"]]
| 0:30
| Two More Eggs takeover featuring Dooble, Trauncles, and CGI Palz all day Tuesday, December 22 on Disney XD.
| None
|}

==Cartons==
Cartons are condensed formats of the shorts, played back-to-back for easier broadcasting and for schedule-filling on television and for use in the Disney XD app.
===Season One===
*'''Carton #1''' (10:50) — The adventures of Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip and more! (contains Dooble: Cutesycorns, Trauncles: Sweethearts, Parental Notice: Jamble Bears, Gankroar: Action Poses, Trauncles: Trousers, Hot Dip: Sitcom, Trauncles: Ridonkles, CGI Palz: Theme Song)
*'''Carton #2''' (11:15) — Hector & Kovitch, Gankroar, Bad Snaxx and more! (contains Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game, Dooble: Video Game, Joshow Show: Crackergami, Eggpo: New Job, Bad Snaxx: After School, Eggpo: Waiting, Gankroar: Backyard, Eggpo: Mini-Boss, Dooble: Peas and Corn)
*'''Carton #3''' (11:00) — Dooble's theme song, Hot Dip's talk tips, and more! (contains Dooble: The Driver, Trauncles: Sharing, Dooble: Dooblie Doo, Hot Dip: Not 4 Momz, Trauncles: Beans, Hot Dip: Learn 2 Talk, Trauncles: Not Done, CGI Palz: Grossface)
*'''Carton #4''' (11:00) — Dooble's interview, Eggpo's joyride, and Joshow Show. (contains Dooble: The Interview, CGI Palz: Ry Raw, Joshow Show: Drum Set, Eggpo: Joyride, Hector & Kovitch: QblePon, Eggpo: Instruction Book, Dooble: Cake Show)
*'''Carton #5''' (11:25) — Dr. Dooble, breakfast hacks, and the best movie ever! (contains Dooble: Newscarsting, Hot Dip: Jamers, Hector & Kovitch: Best Movie, Joshow Show: Tape and Staple T-Rex, Bad Snaxx: Breakfast, CGI Palz: Glitching Out, Dooble: Shark Baby, Hector and Kovitch: Brown Boats)
'''Combined length of each:''' 55:30

==Footnotes==
#This short was released prematurely as a 'first look' on September 20 (the upload date listed was sometime in August), then unlisted and re-released two days later.
#This variant of the short includes the character "Terrifying Diaper" interrupting Hector and Kovitch during their conversation. (The US version instead features Kovitch attempting to spell with his eyes closed.)
#This short was released one day late; most likely due to the announcement of the 24-hour marathon of Two More Eggs on Disney XD.
#This short was released one day early.
#This short was "released" for the Huffington Post on December 22, 2015 as [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-hill/what-would-walt-have-thou_b_8862654.html a first look.]
#This promo was uploaded alongside the launch of the series on Disney XD's public relations account. All videos on that account, including this one, are currently unlisted.
#These shorts were uploaded to DisneyVideo on July 14 and July 16, 2016 respectively and uploaded to WatchDisneyXD sometime in August. As of November 5, they have not yet been uploaded to YouTube. Meanwhile, they were unlisted from the WatchDisneyXD Two More Eggs page in early November 2016.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*On December 22, 2015 at 12:00am ET/PT, Disney XD aired a 27-hour marathon of all of ''Two More Eggs'' season one on repeat, with eleven of them debuting during the marathon.
*In [[Vox Interview - 6 Oct 2015]], [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that "Dooble: Dooblie Doo" wasn't actually the first Dooble cartoon they made. His name wasn't Dooble, and when he sang the song in "Dooble: The Driver", they made the song into its own cartoon.
**This implies that the shorts were released out of order.
**[[Matt Chapman]] mentions The Joshow Show in the same interview, before the short was released, saying it was about "a down-on-his-luck dad trying to do [[YouTube]] videos". He says it's their "first foray into [[live action]]".
*It is likely that Disney XD is writing the video descriptions, as there have been a few mistakes.
**Dooble's quote in "Cake Show", "Can you still see me?", is misquoted as "Can you see [me] now?".
**The band "Beard-antler" from "Dooble: She Whispered", is misspelled as "Beard-Antler".
**Francis Sweetmouth is said to be a hamster in the video description, but he is actually a gopher, revealed in "Dooble: Cake Show".

====Dubbed Versions====
French: ''Quoi 2 n'œufs ?''
*Despite having the exact same dialogue, "Dooble: Dooblie Doo" is given a French dub.
*The phrase "Not 4 Momz" is essentially translated to "Not for Adults".
*"Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game" is based on the US version.
*In "Dooble: Newscarsting", Meredith is silent.
*In the English version of "Hot Dip: Sitcom", Brianca's dialogue at the end is subtitled. However, the French dub blurs the text out rather than adding the translated subtitles used for other visual gags.

Greek: ''Δύο Αυγά Μάτια''
*The titles of the episodes remain in English. Interestingly, "Dooble: Newscarsting" has been correctly spelled as "Newscasting", and "Trauncles: Not Done" is lowercased to "Not done".
*The Greek dub of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD1XpZW2mPU "Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game"] uses the video from the US version, but the audio is translated from the UK version.

Versions in Latin-American Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese exist and are available on their respective Disney XD websites, but they are blocked outside of those countries.

===General References===
*The name "Two More Eggs" derives from two [[Strong Bad Email]]s.
**One of the ingredients of [[Strong Bad's EGGS]] in [[morning routine]] is "two more eggs".
**There is a [[Sticky Note|note]] in the email [[pop-up]] that reads "2 more eggs".
*The [[sound effects]], voices, and animation style are similar to those of Homestar Runner.
*"Halosche" is an example of an [[unusual greeting]], similar to "[[alternate universe|hellote]]" and "[[Peasant's Quest|haldo]]".
*Hot Dip sounds like [[Larry Palaroncini]] with a deeper voice.
*The CGI animation in "CGI Palz" was likely created using the same software used to create the [[Lappier]] logo and the CGI [[The Paper]] from [[sbemail206]].
*The Lenore Street Bridge's name sometimes has an [[integral article]].
*Arlington's voice is similar to [[Rumble Red]]'s.
*The [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] in the TV show theme songs is the same voice who says "Tuesdays at 8:30" in the [[Easter egg]] from [[underlings]].
*One of the Eggpos sounds like [[Chorch]] from [[8-Bit is Enough]], who is also a talking video game enemy. The other Eggpo has a voice and accent vaguely similar to [[The Homestar Runner]].
*Eggpo cartoons often contain instances of [[angled pixels]].
*Hector's voice sounds similar to [[Homestar Runner]]'s.
*The spelling of "Bad Snaxx" might be a reference to (or might have influenced) "[[The Cheat]]'s phat [[The Cheat's Keyboard|Casio]] '''staxx'''" from a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet on August 20, 2015.
*Joshow's voice is very similar to [[Coach Z]]'s and [[Videlectrix Guys|Videlectrix 1]]'s.
*Cheeby's voice is nearly identical to [[Humidibot]]'s, who debuted in [[Fan Costumes 2015]].
*The music in the Poach & Scramble shorts is [[The Brothers Chaps singing]] (similar to [[Original Bubs]]'s walking sound.)
*The restaurant table in the Poach & Scramble shorts is the same one used to shoot the hamburger scene in [[Sbemailiarized!]].

==See Also==
*[[Disney]]
*[[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]]

==External Links==
* [http://blogs.indiewire.com/animationscoop/first-look-disneys-two-more-eggs-by-the-brothers-chaps-20150623 IndieWire first look]
* [http://twomoreeggs.wikia.com/wiki/Two_More_Eggs_Wikia Two More Eggs Wiki]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg6R6yXKSLYDm2piDZL8n22qlt_olZUeJ Watch all episodes] on YouTube (US)
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9qXF14Xc9gJdtceMfMzoivb9B-8li7R0 Watch all episodes] on YouTube (UK)
* [https://watchdisneyxd.go.com/two-more-eggs Watch all episodes] on WatchDisneyXD
* [http://www.broadwayworld.com/bwwtv/article/Disney-XD-Announces-2015-December-Programming-Highlights-20151125 Disney XD December 2015 programming highlights] with Two More Eggs marathon listed
* [http://www.locatetv.com/listings/disney-xd#22-Dec-2015 Disney XD Listings for December 22, 2015]
* [https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/disney-xd-orders-pair-original-872355 Hollywood Reporter on Two More Eggs' renewal]

[[Category:Side Projects]]
[[Category:Real World]]

Coach Z

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 31 Oct 2016 21:51:38 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* List of mispronounced words */ added "Later That Night..." to occasions for mispronounced "gosh"

{{charnav|Coach Z|cz|Marzipan|Bubs}}
[[Image:coach-z.png|thumb|right|200px|He has more than two problems.]]
{{about|main character}} {{for|[[Teen Girl Squad]] character|Olympic Man and Coach}}

==Biography==
'''Coach Z''' is the "[[Wikipedia:Coach (sport)|coach]]" of the residents of [[Free Country, USA]], though it is unclear exactly which sports he coaches. He has a strong accent, based on an [[Wikipedia:Upper Midwest|Upper Midwestern]] [[Wikipedia:North Central American English|accent]] (though it is also sometimes simply nonsensical) which is sometimes difficult for other characters to understand. While occasionally tiresome, he is always ready to offer encouragement and is rarely critical of anyone. When giving advice, he tends to start with the phrase "You can't just rush into the score zone", which has lost its meaning through time.

Coach Z wears a blue and purple baseball cap and a large gold Z emblem around his waist. Nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit. However, [[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|baby Coach Z]] seems to be wearing footy pajamas in the email [[highschool]], and on more than one occasion, Coach Z has mentioned his [[pants]]. In [[shapeshifter]], Coach Z referred to his outfit as his "sweaty sweat-sweats", which was seen to have at least one pocket. His head is a white sphere with light gray circles for eyes. Coach Z [[Lack of Visible Body Parts#Coach Z's Face|lacks a visible nose and mouth]], but is able to talk, eat, and spit with ease. He has long arms and large feet, but very short legs.

[[Image:Coach z butt.PNG|thumb|An unshaven Coach Z talking about his butt.]]
As Coach Z himself is not afraid to admit, he's got [[Who Said What Now?|more than two problems]]. Despite being a coach, he doesn't know what a basketball is, as indicated in [[secret recipes]]. It has been strongly implied that he has a crush on [[Marzipan]], and he has occasionally made inappropriate comments about her; [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0#Message 6|one occasion]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|on her answering machine]] when he was drunk, and another during the commercial break of the 4Tst annual [[Fall Float Parade]]. In [[diorama]], Coach Z even refers to Marzipan as his "gorgeous girlfriend". He also has difficulty pronouncing certain words, such as "job" (as shown in the "[[A Jorb Well Done]]" cartoon), instead pronouncing it as "jorb", "jaerb", or "jorearb". In addition to his frequent mispronunciations, Coach Z also seems to have mental and gender confusion problems, as evidenced by the time he spent "talking to his parents" on a [[disconnected telephone]], and claiming to be a mother in [[garage sale]]. He has even stated on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|one occasion]] that he sometimes "forgets what's real, and what's just in [his] head". He has an apparent fixation with butts, and he seems to have a habit of [[butt-patting]]. He also has a slight obsession with ointments and body creams, like using 'Blue Star Ointment' to scare people in [[Halloween Fairstival]]. Many characters see him as a nuisance. Even Homestar treated Coach Z with contempt in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], quickly refusing to allow Coach Z to come to his house for [[Decemberween]].

When not working as a coach, Coach Z works with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]] as the apparent [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|local law enforcement]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. Coach Z is also the janitor at [[the office]] where Homestar and [[Strong Bad]] work. He is paid on hourly wage and is clearly jealous that Strong Bad is paid on salary. He has also spent time [[Blubb-O's Commercial|dressed as the Blubb-O's Drive-Thru Whale]] mascot. Coach Z owns four [[Wikipedia:Tony Award|Tony awards]], suggesting that he may have a background in theatre. Despite his numerous jobs, Coach Z has trouble managing his money, causing his electricity to be shut off each year.

[[Image:Babycz.PNG|thumb|left|115px|The craptain of the foortball torm!]]
Coach Z is a fan of hip-hop and rap music, particularly the [[Wikipedia:Wu-Tang Clan|Wu-Tang Clan]]. He fancies himself a rapper as well: He released the single "[[These Peoples Try to Fade Me]]", which appeared on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]], his solo album, entitled "The Z Is All Up Ins", features the smash hit "[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]", and his own rap song, "[[Rap Song]]" (featuring [[Peacey P]] and [[Tenerence Love]]). Although his usual rapping prowess consists mainly of "count[ing] to two over and over again", as explained in [[nightlife]], he once had a very successful career during his days in the [[Two-o Duo]]. Recent works such as "[[Loading Screens]]" and "[[Fish Eye Lens]]" may indicate that his rap skills are starting to improve.

[[Image:CoachZ3D.png|thumb|"Hey, watch where y'er pointin' that 3D!"]]
Coach Z's [[Ages of Characters|age]] is ambiguous, as he appears to be grown up when Strong Bad was a kid in the email [[stand-up]], while they both appeared to be babies in the email [[highschool]] (although this may simply be a product of Strong Bad's [[History According to Strong Bad|"doodle memory"]]). He is likely to be one of the older characters, since in [[caffeine]], Strong Sad's slaps provoke him to cry out "I'm just an old man!"; in [[slumber party]], Strong Bad refers to him, [[Bubs]], and [[The King of Town]] as "older kids"; and while narrating an interaction between Coach Z and Bubs in [[narrator]], Strong Bad labels them both as "weird old men".

Coach Z and [[Bubs]] [[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship|had a falling out]] at one point, as [[Fall Float Parade]] shows us; Bubs makes a "Coach Z, you jerk!" float for the parade, and Coach Z retaliates by saying "Serves him right, then" when [[Strong Mad]] steals [[Bubs Concession Stand|his concession stand]]. In the email [[narrator]], it was shown that they had made-up and returned to having boring conversations about [[Bubs's napkins]]. However, in [[Most In The Graveyard]], when it is implied that Coach Z fancies Bubs' sister, Bubs beats him up. In the same toon, it is also revealed that Coach Z and Bubs may actually be very distant cousins, although Bubs finds this hard to believe.

*'''Domicile:''' [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]
*'''Debut:''' "[[Where My Hat Is At?]]"
*[[:Category:Coach Z Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
<gallery>Image:coachzs Z.png|Coach Z's emblem
Image:oldcoach.PNG|Youthful days
Image:Coach Z- no hat.PNG|Hatless
Image:ZsNewMedallion.png|His emblem, squished / skewed / turned all around (from [[redesign]])</gallery>

{{Character Video Transcript}}

==Coach Z's Accent==
The primary factor in his hilarity, Coach Z's Upper Midwestern accent has made him into a very quotable character.

===Sounds Affected===
The most commonly mispronounced sounds are long e (e.g. The Cheat) and the short o (job), which both come out as an "or" or "aer" ("The Chort", "jaerb"), although in a few toons such as [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], he's shown to purposely do it.

===List of mispronounced words===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width=100% style="border-collapse:collapse;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Original Word !! Coach Z's version(s) !! Appears In
|-
| '''Absolutely''' || Abso-prootley || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''About''' || Abrat/Abort || [[No Hands On Deck!]], [[Happy Hallow-day]], [[Loading Screens]], [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| '''Accent''' || Orccent/Accernt || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Action''' || Airkshin || [[Happy Fireworks]], [[Main Page 23]]
|-
| '''Apartment''' || Apratment || Email [[sbemail206]]
|-
| '''Athlete''' || Airthlete || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in His Craw]]
|-
| '''Awful''' || Orful || Email [[secret recipes]]
|-
| '''Balloon''' || b'lloon || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Bomb''' || Baermb || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]], [[These peoples try to fade me]]
|-
| '''Captain''' || [[Media:Highschool 6.ogg|Craptain]] || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Charge''' || Chiioooorge || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| '''Chips''' || Chorps || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''[[Crap]]''' || Crop || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Credenza''' || Cradernzair || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Crickets''' || Crackets || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Cubicle''' || Kyorbicle || [[DNA Evidence]]
|-
| '''[[Decemberween]]''' || Decemberwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''[[DELETED]]''' || DELORTED || Email [[replacement]]
|-
| '''Did''' || Doird || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Disco''' || Disca || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
|-
| '''Drop''' || Drap || Email [[your funeral]]
|-
| '''[[Duck]]''' || Dook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Exaggerate''' || Exorggerate || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Effigy''' || Orfigy, arfigy, RPG, first-person shooter || [[Strong Badia the Free]]
|-
| '''[[Fhqwhgads]]''' || Forhorglingrads || Email [[sibbie]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''Field''' || Fierld || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]], [[Coach Z's 110%]], Email [[dictionary]]
|-
| '''Five''' || Farve || [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
|-
| '''Flapjacks''' || Florpjacks || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Football Team''' || Foortball Torm || Email [[highschool]]
|-
| '''Forgot to putt''' || Forgort to port, forgat to prat, gorka fa pork || Email [[mini-golf]]
|-
| '''Forward''' || Frorward || [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]]
|-
| '''Gosh''' || Gorsh || Email [[strong badathlon]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Later That Night...]]
|-
| '''Gluten''' and '''Glutton''' || Glorten || [[Weclome Back]]
|-
| '''Halloween''' || Halloworn, Hallerwern || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''Happy Hallow—''' || Horpy Horlow— || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Happy T''' || Horpy Tor || [[Happy T!]]
|-
| '''Hello''' || Hellor || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
|-
| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]''' || Hamstray, Hamster, Stramstar, [http://www.stairmaster.com Stairmaster], Homegrown, [[Wikipedia:Ramrod|Ramrod]], Humphel || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Hoot''' || Hort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
|-'''hot''' || hat || Email [[part time job]]
|-
| '''I feel bad''' || Ir feer borld || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Idea''' || Idear || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Inappropriate''' || Inapprapriate || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Inoculate''' || Anorculate || [[The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments#Burning Horizon Forum|BHZ Anniversary Message]]
|-
| '''[[Jibblie]]''' || Jorbaly || [[Jibblies 2]]
|-
| '''Job''' || Jorb, Jaerb, Jarb, Joerghb, Jaeoreorb || [[A Jorb Well Done]], Email [[boring (really)]], [[Sbemailiarized!]]
|-
| '''Jujyfruits''' || Jorjyfruits, Jerjyfrorts, Georgie Frorgie, [[Wikipedia:George Foreman|George Foreman]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
|-
| '''[[Coach Z's Locker Room|Locker]]''' || Lacker, Lacquer || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]], Email [[myths & legends]] (Easter Egg)
|-
| '''Man''' || Marn || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]''' || Mork || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Mother'''|| Mudder|| [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Mouthwash''' || Mouthwarsh || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Musical''' || Myorsical || [[No Hands On Deck!]]
|-
| '''Not''' || Nat || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''October''' || Orctober || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
|-
| '''Off''' || Orf || Email [[underlings]], Email [[winter pool]]
|-
| '''Office''' || Arfice || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]]
|-
| '''Out''' || Oat || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Part''' || Prat || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]
|-
| '''Party''' || Pratty || Email [[impression]], Email [[labor day]], Email [[being mean]]
|-
| '''People''' || Perple, Pyorple || [[8-Bit is Enough]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| '''[[Wikipedia:Pert Plus|Pert Plus]]''' || Port Plus || [[Jibblies 2]], Email [[hremail3184]] (part of actual packaging)
|-
| '''[[Pom Pom]]''' || Pam Pam || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
| '''Problem''' || Praeblem || [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version|In Search of the Yello Dello]], [[On Break]]
|-
| '''Real''' || Rrrl || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Revealed''' || Revearled || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Rock bottom''' || Rack battom || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Solid''' || Salid || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Secret''' || Sorcret, "secret sorcret" || Email [[cliffhangers]]
|-
| '''Situation''' || Sitch'ation || [[A Folky Tale]]
|-
| '''Speakin' ''' || Sporkin' || Email [[love poems]]
|-
| '''Sports''' || Sprots || Email [[part-time job#Commentary Transcript|part-time job (commentary)]]
|-
| '''Stick''' || Stark || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]]
|-
| '''Stop''' || Stap || [[Rap Song]]
|-
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''' || Spring Board || Email [[Accent]]
|-
| '''Suck''' || Sook || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Swedish Fish''' || Swordish Forsh || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Talkin' about''' || Torkin' abort || [[Happy Hallow-day]]
|-
| '''Terrible''' || Terbirle || Email [[senior prom]]
|-

| '''[[The Cheat]]''' || The Chort || ''see [[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]''
|-
| '''There''' || Dere, dare || Email [[lures & jigs]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]], Email [[theme park]], [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thousand''' || Trousand || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Thug''' || Thorg || [[Halloween Fairstival]]
|-
| '''Thumb''' || Thermb || [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
|-
| '''[[Toilet]]''' || Terlet || [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[A Folky Tale]], Email [[unnatural]]

|-
|'''Tomorrow''' || Tomoarow || [[A Jorb Well Done]]
|-
| '''Touchdown''' || Torchdown || [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] ''(Written)''
|-
| '''Trick or Treat''' || Track or Trort || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
|-
| '''Undefeated''' || Undeforted || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
|-
| '''Unfortunate''' || Unfarchunate || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''Up''' || Arp || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]]
|-
| '''[[Wikipedia:Volvo|Volvo]]''' || Vorlvo || Email [[rated]]
|-
| '''What''' || Whort || [[Date Nite]]
|-
| '''Video''' || Videro || [[Coach Z's 110%]], [[Fish Eye Lens]]
|-
| '''Yipe''' || Yorp || Email [[redesign]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]
|-
| '''[[Wikipedia:Yo Gabba Gabba|Yo Gabba Gabba]] || Yor garble garble || [[Most in the Graveyard]]
|-
| '''You Say Tomato,''' '''I Say Tomato''' || You Say Tomater, "[[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-12-08|I zader matermorts]]" || [[Fall Float Parade]]
|-
|}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

===Inconsistencies===

Evidence has suggested that Coach Z's accent may be bogus:
*After saying "track or trort" in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]], Bubs gets on his case and he says "trick or treat" correctly. If given "Swedish Fish", said as "Swordish Forsh", Bubs gets on his case again and Coach Z says "It's a crowd-pleaser."
*In [[boring (really)]], while Strong Bad is writing his list of three-letter words, Coach Z interrupts him at the word "job", saying that "jorb is a four letters word."
*Coach Z says "The Cheat" immediately after "The Chort" in [[mascot]], though he speaks as though he's talking about two different people. He also refers to "Cheat kickers" just before suggesting to "[[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Chort]]" in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*In the DVD commentary for [[part-time job]], [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] exploits Coach Z's "accent" by implying that not only does Coach Z add the letter R to words, but now also likes to switch letters around sometimes, and in reply Coach Z partially admits to his accent being bogus.
*In [[cliffhangers]], in the process of his attempted unmasking of [[The Thnikkaman]], he says "secret sorcret" twice, referring to Thnikkaman's secret being revealed and his shame in having really bad hand-eye coordination.
*While playing [[Renaldo]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], he pronounces "off" both correctly and incorrectly in the same sentence.
*In [[Loading Screens]], Coach Z's accent is much less pronounced than usual.
* In [[Fish Eye Lens]], Coach Z tells Strong Bad "the people" need him. Strong Bad questions him, and he amends to say "the pyorple".

===Featured in===
*[[A Jorb Well Done]]
*[[Coach Z Talker]]

==Coach Z's "more than two problems"==
:''Main article: [[Coach Z's Problems]]''

==Discography==
*[[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]] (2003)
*[[New Boots|Hip Hop Dance]]
*[[being mean|Coach Z Gets Noice]]
*[[Rap Song]] featuring [[Peacey P]] and [[Tenerence Love]] (2007)
*[[Loading Screens]] with [[Strong Bad]] and [[Homestar Runner]]
*[[Fish Eye Lens]]

== Fun Facts ==
*Coach Z's accent came from a depressing Midwestern voice that [[Matt Chapman|Matt]] and some friends would do in college.
*It was revealed in issue #21 of [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision]] magazine that Coach Z is named after [[Craig Zobel]].
*According to [[trading cards]], Coach Z gave 23 [[Butt-Patting|butt pats]] in 1984 (22 to Homestar, 1 to himself).
*Coach Z was originally known as "Coach Zee".
*Strong Bad referred to Coach Z as "Green Bubs" in the email [[road trip]].
*In [[Date Nite]] he is shown without his hat and wearing hair curlers, despite a lack of visible hair.
*On Coach Z's emblem, the darker blue shine streak under the gold Z makes a backwards Z formation.
*According to the [[Old Characters Page]], Coach Z wasn't much of a coach at the time, and he just added the title because it sounded "cooler than just Z". He has been seen coaching on numerous occasions since then, though his talent at it is still dubious at best.
*Coach Z is given a new display of angry eyes, as shown in [[Kick-A-Ball]] and [[hremail3184]].

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Mad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Coach Z and The Cheat's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[20X6 Coach Z]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Renaldo]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B or Zubs]]
*[[Other Character Variations|Coach Zed]]
*[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]
*[[Zoach C]] ([[Xeriouxly Forxe]])

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
In each Homestar Runner Halloween special, Coach Z has dressed up as something hip-hop-related, or in the case of Theo Huxtable, something he believes to be hip-hop related. (The Noid costume was not released.)

*[[Wikipedia:Flavor Flav|Flavor Flav]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Shock G|Humpty Hump]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher "Kid" Reid|Kid]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Kool Moe Dee|Kool Moe Dee]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tupac Shakur|Tupac]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Theo Huxtable (from [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Queen Latifah|Queen Latifah]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:So So Def Recordings|So So Def Recordings Logo]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lance Robertson|DJ Lance Rock]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
*[[Wikipedia:MC Skat Kat|MC Skat Kat]] in [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]].
*[[Wikipedia:A Tribe Called Quest|A Tribe Called Quest]] in [[I Killed Pom Pom]].
*[[Wikipedia:André 3000|André 3000]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]].

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"What kinda wood ya use there, Strong Bad? Cause y'know I knew a guy up in Paughkeegan who could work wonders with a piece of..."|[[The Luau]] extended take |Mirror:cz_wood.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I think there's a Blubb-O's Li'l Lubber's meal rattlin around up there somewhere."|[[On Break]] outtake|Mirror:cz_lillubbers.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."|[[Trogday 08]] Easter egg|Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"|[[environment]]|Mirror:cz_drinkin.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." ''{entire "Rap Song"}''|[[Rap Song]]|Mirror:rapsong.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"|QotW exclusive|Mirror:cz schoolchild.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"|[[mini-golf]]|Mirror:cz forgortport.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You say tomater, I zader madermorts."|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:cz tomater.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"|[[Happy Fireworks]]|Mirror:cz dazzlemaze.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Once again, [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]] slips through our fingers!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz slipthrufingers.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!"|[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]|Mirror:cz bdhman.zip}}
*{{qotw|"My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:cz oachz.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Coach Z Evolution]]
*[[Coach Z Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Coach Z|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
* [[HR:vcr cz.html|watch Coach Z's character video]]
* [[HR:vcr cz.swf|view the Flash file for Coach Z's character video]]

{{Characters|Coach Z}}

Two More Eggs

Skippyman2099 — Wed, 31 Aug 2016 16:36:03 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Season One Shorts */ similarity between "Hector and Kovitch: Buy This Game" and "Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene"

[[File:DooblieDoo.png|thumb|250px|"Dooble, and dooble, and dooblie doo!"]]
'''''Two More Eggs''''' is a mini-series of shorts produced by [[The Brothers Chaps]] for [[Disney]] [[Wikipedia:Disney XD|XD]]'s [[YouTube]] channel under the production company Citywide Hoop Champs Inc.

The series debuted on June 23, 2015 with the release of the first three episodes, a trailer, an official press release, and coverage on multiple media outlets. It was announced that each new episode would be released on Tuesday of every week. Mostly being over a minute long, each episode centers on an individual character (e.g. "Dooble" or "Hot Dip") or a group of characters (e.g. "CGI Palz" or "Hector & Kovitch" or "Trauncles") and has no overarching plot or complexity. [[Matt Chapman]] claims that he and [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] worked with Disney with the same autonomy as with ''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]''.

On March 4, 2016, it was announced that Two More Eggs was renewed for a second season, which premiered June 13, 2016.

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==Season One Shorts==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:lCP6ZEgTnS4|"Dooble: Dooblie Doo"]]
| 1:12
| Dooble sings his signature theme song while exploring the world and going on many adventures. His life is a joy box!
|
*Dooble's tip box says "[[Singular Instead of Plural|A TIP!]]" on it.
*The nametags are similar to the ones in [[The Luau]].
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:2QqLp8FnXUo|"CGI Palz: Theme Song"]]
| 1:17
| A theme song introducing the CGI Palz – a group of computer animated friends who showcase the unlimited qualities of being computer animated.
| None
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:-rSAa7uCNqE|"Hot Dip: Not 4 Momz!"]]
| 1:26
| A commercial parody showcasing Hot Dip – the questionably edible product and awesome friend you need in life – but remember, it's "Not 4 [[Parents|Momz]]!"
|
*Hayden has to do the math question "minus 2 plus [[G]]".
*One of the ingredients of Hot Dip is [[Singular Instead of Plural|mineral]].
|-
| June 30, 2015
| [[youtube:KfyKD959IeM|"Dooble: Video Game"]]
| 1:41
| Dooble is the hero of his very own 8-bit [[Video Game References|video game]], taking on all villains and challenges as he masters the first level. Press start!
|
*The beginning cutscene is similar to cutscenes in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*The video game has pixely graphics, similar to many of the [[Games|games]] on [[homestarrunner.com]], usually ones made by [[Videlectrix]].
*The game uses [[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]].
*Dooble is addressed by the title of the game, similar to Strong Sad referring to Homestar as "[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]."
|-
| July 7, 2015
| [[youtube:1cYr9u4Yqsw|"Eggpo: New Job"]]
| 1:11
| An enthusiastic new Eggpo minion discovers what really happens in the video game world on his first day. He's in for a real surprise! Follow the continuing adventures of Dooble Dooblie Doo!
|
*This episode contains many [[Mario]] references, similar to Homestar Runner.
|-
| July 14, 2015
| [[youtube:7CX-c9vZGFs|"Trauncles: Sharing"]]
| 1:46
| Welcome to Trauncles, a little town just like yours and mine, where the people have lots to not really teach us. In this episode, we get to meet Stevens and Jordy as they explore the meaning of sharing... sort of.
| None
|-
| July 21, 2015
| [[youtube:50iGxC_EG2E|"Dooble: The Driver"]]
| 1:41
| Dooble is hired as a driver to deliver a mysterious package. But when the heat is on, he throws his best dance party at it!
|
*One of the guys is named Stevie [[Twice]] [[Times]].
*This episode has [[duplicate characters]].
*Dooble's book, "So Cool A Phrase Book", is similar to [[weird dream|So Cool a Flash]] and [[japanese cartoon|So Cool an Email]].
*Stevie Twice Times says "[["Er" pronounced as "Oi"|Poifect]]!".
|-
| July 28, 2015
| [[youtube:M0IKo5KjwG4|"Hector & Kovitch: Best Movie"]]
| 1:45
| Hector and Kovitch are two kids who love talking about their favorite things all the time. Movies, video games, [[fireworks]], and everything in between.
|
*Hector talks about [[shark]][[mans]].
|-
| August 4, 2015
| [[youtube:khlbI3-m330|"Trauncles: Trousers"]]
| 1:40
| In this very special episode of Trauncles, there comes a time in every boy's life when he gets his first pair of trousers, and Jordy is about to get his.
|
*This episode is about [[Pants|trousers]].
|-
| August 11, 2015
| [[youtube:jzzhBlsN9Sk|"Dooble: Cake Show"]]
| 1:45
| Everyone’s favorite pot-bellied traveler is helping make dreams come true as the guest chef on a reality baking show. Can you see him now?
|
*Dooble calls Linda "[[Gender Confusion|David]]".
*The judge eats Dooble's hat, which may or [[Eating Non-Food Items|may not be an actual]] [[cake]].
|-
| August 18, 2015
| [[youtube:uv42ljNCs98|"Bad Snaxx: Breakfast"]]
| 1:30
| A working mom shares her quick n' easy [[breakfast]] hacks for the family. Hey, that could be a blog!
|
*"Here on planet This Planet" is a [[nondescript noun]].
*Disguising a can of food as "2 [[eggs]]" is a [[blatant lie]].
|-
| August 25, 2015
| [[youtube:L06vJRMG45k|"CGI Palz: Grossface"]]
| 1:38
| A visit from their 2D neighbor Grossface leaves one of the Palz in danger of losing her CG.
|
None
|-
| September 1, 2015
| [[youtube:0NSde5mLFlE|"Hot Dip: Sitcom"]]
| 1:48
| Hot Dip helps Hayden with the challenges of teen social life, because everything is possible with enough Hot Dip!
|
None
|-
| September 8, 2015
| [[youtube:2KRQ3zyTPCM|"Trauncles: Sweethearts]]
| 1:48
| In this episode of Trauncles, the narrator deals with his relationship issues while checking in on the townsfolk and their sweethearts.
|
None
|-
| September 15, 2015
| [[youtube:a_WvjNbF39A|"Dooble: The Interview]]
| 1:38
| Dooble brings his unique skills to the corporate interview process, including impressively folding meatloaf.
|
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard.
*This episode contains an example of an [[odd marriage]].
|-
| September 20, 2015[[#Footnotes|1]]
| [[youtube:DfhWTS8ZoXI|"Eggpo: Waiting"]]
| 1:13
| New Eggpo learns the fine monotonous art of shooting mouth [[fire]]balls and the surprise reward for hitting your target.
|
*A [[Sound Effects|"splat"]] can be heard near the end of the toon, the same as the one used in many Homestar Runner cartoons.
|-
| September 29, 2015
| [[youtube:UxYY5tVllIo|"Trauncles: Beans"]]
| 1:38
| In today’s episode of Trauncles, the greatest mystery to ever befall the little town. Who stole all the beans!?
|
*This episode is about [[beans]].
|-
| October 6, 2015
| [[youtube:FdbmFCVCi5A|"Dooble: Peas and Corn"]]
| 1:38
| Dooble makes it his mission to turn one lowly can of [[peas]]-and-[[corn]] into the hero of the supermarket!
|
*The ending contains an [[odd marriage]].
|-
| US: October 13, 2015
UK: November 28, 2015[[#Footnotes|2]]
| "Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game"
[[youtube:kJE8LSQN1r8|US version]]

[[youtube:WMXEdQtN2u0|UK version]]
| 1:14
| US: "Hector tries to convince Kovitch to buy a really cool video game, while also trying to guess his name."
UK: "I think you should go and buy that game Kovitch..."
|
*Kovitch attempts to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|spell a word by saying random letters]].
|-
| October 20, 2015
| [[youtube:ezhcB8HhORk|"Trauncles: Not Done"]]
| 1:23
| In this never ending intro to somewhat of an episode of Trauncles, we visit some of the many places and things that make up the town.
|
None
|-
| October 27, 2015
| [[youtube:EEVL2zmAAuY|"Dooble: Newscarsting"]]
| 1:38
| Dooble takes news anchoring to the next level with a hard-hitting scoop on [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] boxes.
|
*"And that's [[why come]] being a reporter is so important" is similar to "And that's why come [[Shakespeare]] was so awesome" from [[Bug in Mouth Disease]].
*Dooble says "I think I has the solution!", which was said by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]], and [[Strong Bad]] in [[little questions]].
*This short features a [[goat]].
|-
| November 3, 2015
| [[youtube:SHX-F95Ppls|"Bad Snaxx: After School"]]
| 1:38
| Everyone's favorite working mom and blog host shares some pro tips for snack hacks for the pesky minutes between real meals.
|
*The son [[Eating Non-Food Items|eats a phone]].
|-
| November 10, 2015
| [[youtube:KCPc8h9awNM|"Hot Dip: Learn 2 Talk"]]
| 1:42
| Do you have trouble communicating? Hot Dip has some hot tips for talking all good in any situation.
|
*The narrator says "[[army|do you has]] trouble communicating?"
*The coach mentions "[[Arcade Game|straps and practice]]".
|-
| November 17, 2015
| [[youtube:O51kgHgeZVU|"Joshow Show: Tape and Staple T-Rex"]]
| 1:48
| A dad with a lot of time on his hands shares his crafts skills with the world by making a T-Rex with just tape and staples!
|
*"Stape and taple" is a [[spoonerism]].
|-
| November 24, 2015
| [[youtube:qv4JCN_DVh8|"CGI Palz: Ry Raw"]]
| 1:32
| The Palz must all work together to try and figure what The Lenore Street Bridge is saying before it is too late.
|
None
|-
| December 1, 2015
| [[youtube:M_Hz83U3t04|"Eggpo: Mini-Boss"]]
| 1:38
| New Eggpo learns the hard lessons of rising too far too fast from the minion ranks in a world of bosses and mini-bosses.
|
*Dark Cloth Supreme mentions Level 10, a possible reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]], whose tenth level had not been released after over 10 years when the short was released.
*The name Jimly is similar to Jimty, which originated in [[Sbemailiarized!]].
*Dark Cloth Supreme tells New Eggpo that he likes his [[style]], which is the opposite of what people say to [[Nebulon]].
|-
| December 9, 2015[[#Footnotes|3]]
| [[youtube:M7hjz_ET9i8|"Gankroar: Backyard"]]
| 1:16
| Gankroar and Chibi take their epic adventures to an upscale backyard in a strange new world only to discover that not all is what it seems.
|
*A "sling" can be heard at the end of Gankroar's theme song and "lens flare" similar to that seen in Homestar Runner can be seen.
|-
| December 14, 2015[[#Footnotes|4]]
| [[youtube:iYpwENwD7As|"Dooble: Shark Baby"]]
| 1:09
| When a great white [[shark]] is about to give birth, Dr. Dooble answers the call.
|
None
|-
| December 22, 2015
| [[youtube:3zf0tRZC3q0|"Hector & Kovitch: QblePon"]]
| 1:49
| Hector recounts the most epic game of QblePon ever played, because we can all agree it’s the best game.
|
*The episode is about a [[Trading Cards|trading card]] game, and Hector mentions [[trading cards|mixing cards from different games]].
*Hector realizes that "Jamtape" is not a character in the game, but rather a [[cassette tape]]-shaped snack made out of [[jam]].
*Kovitch throws [[confetti]], "celebrating" his family's financial problems.
|-
| December 29, 2015
| [[youtube:7VIldfbJ8Oc|"Hot Dip: Jamers"]]
| 1:45
| Relationships get complicated when Hayden finds Hot Dip helping out another kid.
|
*Hayden uses the phrase "[[all the time]]".
|-
| January 4, 2016 [[#Footnotes|5]]
| [[youtube:ob4DuvAjJEc|"Eggpo: Joyride"]]
| 1:33
| New Eggpo can't resist the allure of a joybox, but he and his more seasoned co-worker might have gotten more than they bargained for this time.
|
None
|-
| January 12, 2016
| [[youtube:dPI_3DhYOm4|"Joshow Show: Crackergami"]]
| 1:34
| Joshow takes the ancient art of origami to a whole new level by incorporating one of the world’s most versatile snacks - the cracker!
|
None
|-
| January 19, 2016
| [[youtube:cxQmXWVU0GA|"Gankroar: Action Poses"]]
| 1:15
| Gankroar takes being Guardian of the Klanktor to the next level with a new action and accessories playset.
|
*In the "modeling for [[Parents|dad]] [[pants]]" pose, Gankroar says he's running late, similar to how Strong Bad says it in the email [[modeling]].
*One of the poses is "[[prancing]] for joy".
|-
| January 26, 2016
| [[youtube:P3zxuCaHQPM|"Dooble: Cutesycorns"]]
| 1:53
| When Dooble wanders into the world of the Cutesycorns, a misunderstanding of who's who leads to potential disaster.
|
None
|-
| February 2, 2016
| [[youtube:YFaCkYH2slI|"Trauncles: Ridonkles"]]
| 1:10
| The quaint world of Trauncles gets turned upside down when things get utterly ridonkles!
|
*The premise of more edgy changes in demographics and style bears resemblance to [[Xeriouxly Forxe]].
|-
| February 9, 2016
| [[youtube:8fmeuiQhKqE|"CGI Palz: Glitching Out"]]
| 1:31
| The Palz explore the fun of “glitching out” but may have taken it way too far!
|
*The way the characters "glitch out" is similar to [[the virus]]'s effects in [[virus]].
|-
| February 16, 2016
| [[youtube:vMNbaETQb08|"Eggpo: Instruction Book"]]
| 1:40
| New Eggpo explores the instruction booklet and discovers all the hot tips, tricks, and cheat codes that Dooble 2 has to offer.
|
*The instruction book is very similar to the [[Stinkomanual]]. It includes [[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]] and bad sketchy drawings.
**The style of writing is identical to the Stinkomanual.
*It says "label" instead of "level", like the Stinkomanual description for Level -0.
*Level 10 is the last level, similar to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
|-
| February 23, 2016
| [[youtube:RASR_g9NDTI|"Joshow Show: Drum Set"]]
| 1:40
| Joshow demonstrates how to take useless cups and turn them into an instrument worthy of a world class drummer.
|
*The image of Brewsty Prent is derived from the [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book]] image of [[Mary Palaroncini]], from [[coloring]].
|-
| March 1, 2016
| [[youtube:6YTmUMlUMdk|"Parental Notice: Jamble Bears"]]
| 1:15
| Come join the Jamble Bears as they teach your kids all kinds of important life lessons and other things.
|
*One of the notices is in [[Spanish]].
|-
| March 8, 2016
| [[youtube:yknXWUBslZw|"Hector and Kovitch: Brown Boats"]]
| 1:35
| The trailer for the epic movie that the whole world has been waiting for..."Brown Boats.".
|
*The beginning of the trailer bears many similarities to the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
|}

==Season Two Shorts==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:z4IdcH1Yebo|"Dooble: She Whispered"]]
| 1:43
| Dooble helps spice up the acoustic ballad "She Whispered" from the world famous band Beard-Antler.
|
*The text at the beginning is similar to the start of many [[Powered by The Cheat]] music videos.
*The word "Rekkid" is from [[Record Store Day]].
*Dooble finishes a lyric with "[[baseball]] and [[beans]]".
*After the cartoon ends, the "Subscribe" video has the Two More Eggs intro [[Reversed Dialogue|reversed]].
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:s1jOdMpjluk|"Hector & Kovitch: Zooms"]]
| 1:58
| While sharing his recent experience with a roller-coaster, Hector stumbles upon a term that might change roller-coastering as we know it 4eva!
|
*The logo for "Sword Fangs" is a sword with [[blood]]y [[fangs]], similar to some [[Teen Girl Squad]] cartoons.
*When Hector is talking about zwooshes, he moves his legs up and down wildly similar to Strong Bad when he sees the deflated basketball in [[your edge]].
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:-skE1bdMtYE|"Hot Diggity: Theme Song"]]
| 1:26
| Come join Dr. Diggity as he explores the amazing world of Science and Math and Mathence!
|
*The short's logo is written in the font [[Fonts#B|Bauhaus 93]], which is used in many places in Homestar Runner, most notably [[Homsar]]'s shirt.
*"Mathence" is a [[portmanteau]].
|-
| June 16, 2016
| [[youtube:uPhRGb4rmgM|"Knight Bit: Dragon"]]
| 1:53
| In this 8-bit adventure, a princess knight will stop at nothing to be reunited with her best friend horse. That’s a good story, right?
|
*The short's art style and plot bear similarity to many of [[Videlectrix]]'s games, most notably [[Peasant's Quest]].
*When the dragon eats the horse, the knight's face turns red and "mushroom clouds" (like the ones [[Stinkoman]] has over his head when he's laughing) appear over her head, similar to [[Bubs]] in [[Donut Unto Others]].
|-
| June 18, 2016
| [[youtube:5bhnna9EvR8|"New4Mobile: Commercial"]]
| 1:18
| Check out the hottest new app on the market! Do you like dining in or mega blasts? Do you want to stay in touch with the kids or customize stuff? Streaming data rates apply!
| None
|-
| Jun 21, 2016
| [https://youtu.be/_FGV2vq1MpY "Trauncles: Gram Moody"]
| 1:48
| In this episode, we meet many of the town’s very special residents and get to spend some time with Gram Moody. Anyone want a slice of [[pie]]?
| None
|-
| Jun 23, 2016
| [[youtube:yn5ySPjNsLM|"Francis Sweetmouth: Why Did You Take My Paste?"]]
| 1:40
| Let everyone's favorite hamster, Francis Sweetmouth, serenade you while also taking to heart the important message about a problem that affects us all, adhesive theft.
| None
|-
| Jun 25, 2016
| [[youtube:S_DpmVW4WRE|"Dooble: Masks"]]
| 1:26
| The international man of mystery Dooble shows off his many faces.
| None
|-
| Jun 28, 2016
| [[youtube:doEzLVkfkxg|"CGI Palz: CG-Rom"]]
| 1:48
| Interact like never before with the CGI Palz in their new game, using all your mouse-clicking skills to help navigate the Palz through a series of very challenging problems.
|
*The solitaire game says "[[X 'em up|deal me up]]".
|-
| Jun 30, 2016
| [[youtube:2BtjJA7qtRQ|"Hector & Kovitch: Basknetball"]]
| 1:50
| It's the first day of [[Basketball|basknetball]] practice and Hector and Kovitch are sharing top maneuvers and things you would never expect.
|
*"Basknetball" is a [[portmanteau]].
*Hector mentions the [[top of the key]].
*The "horse riding on a bear's shoulders" is reminiscent of the [[Bear Holding a Shark]].
*Hector mentions the team "Louisiana [[Hyphen-Have|Ball-Have]]".
|-
| Jul 2, 2016
| [[youtube:8KKfP7nSNk8|"Poach & Scramble: Today's Special"]]
| 1:12
| Everyone’s favorite [[dancing]] [[eggs]], Poach and Scramble, are back… and this time they are dancing for their lives.
| None
|-
| Jul 5, 2016
| [[youtube:9js8Fm_7N48|"New4Mobile: Customer Service"]]
| 1:49
| You have questions or problems? Having a party on Friday? Try giving New 4 Mobile customer service a call.
|
*The phone call is similar to messages that have been heard on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] (especially Homestar's message in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]), as well as the tech support phone conversation in [[isp]].
*The automated voice refers to "angry button-[[mashing]]".
|-
| Jul 7, 2016
| [[youtube:9tvg4WqtTrw|"Trauncles: Opposites"]]
| 1:51
| In this episode of Trauncles, we explore the magic and wonder of things that are opposites.
| None
|-
| Jul 9, 2016
| [[youtube:lqNWlJKEC4Y|"Dooble: Renfrow"]]
| 2:15
| The epic standoff that you never saw coming and clearly never asked for…Dooble vs. Renfrow.
|
*Dooble uses a [[hot dog]] [[Foods used as phones|as a phone]].
*The ending page and book cover bear resemblance to the works of [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
|-
| Jul 12, 2016
| [[youtube:MPb9iSHGCM0|"Hot Dip: End Game"]]
| 1:57
| Hayden is having a lot of trouble in the new post-apocalyptic world and must team up with his old friend Hot Dip to solve a mystery.
|
*Hot Dip calls the Hot Dip moms "[[Hot Moms]]".
|-
| N/A[[#Footnotes|7]]
| "Hot Diggity: Science Proof"
| 1:49
|
|
|-
| N/A[[#Footnotes|7]]
| "Trauncles: Trauncles 2000"
| 1:56
|
|
|}

==Promos==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:7oKwdu5LG6o|"Two More Eggs Tuesdays"]]
| 0:54
| Halosche! Two More Eggs Tuesdays with Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip, and MORE! Subscribe and come back every Tuesday for a new short!
| None
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:vwBCQY8VdtU|"The Cast of Disney XD's "Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything" Dooblie Doo!"]][[#Footnotes|6]]
| 0:14
| TWO MORE EGGS - Acclaimed web animation pioneers [[The Brothers Chaps]] ([[Mike]] and [[Matt Chapman]]), creators of the hugely popular series "[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]," present the eclectic "Two More Eggs," a series of 40 original cartoon shorts, on [[Disney]] XD's [[YouTube]] Channel and WATCH Disney XD, TUESDAY, JUNE 23. The project marks Disney XD's foray into original content created specifically for its non-linear platforms. It is scheduled for the Disney XD cable and satellite channel later this summer. (Disney XD)
| None
|-
| December 11, 2015
| [[youtube:HxJ6g-lJ4mE|"Eggy-sweet moves"]]
| 0:46
| Yolk it out, brah. Two More Eggs Tuesdays with Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip, and MORE! Subscribe and come back every Tuesday for a new short!
| None
|-
| December 19, 2015
| [[youtube:QDUT_ss1soM|"12/22 Takeover"]]
| 0:30
| Two More Eggs takeover featuring Dooble, Trauncles, and CGI Palz all day Tuesday, December 22 on Disney XD.
| None
|}

==Cartons==
Cartons are condensed formats of the shorts, played back-to-back for easier broadcasting and for schedule-filling on television and for use in the Disney XD app.
===Season One===
*'''Carton #1''' (10:50) — The adventures of Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip and more! (contains Dooble: Cutesycorns, Trauncles: Sweethearts, Parental Notice: Jamble Bears, Gankroar: Action Poses, Trauncles: Trousers, Hot Dip: Sitcom, Trauncles: Ridonkles, CGI Palz: Theme Song)
*'''Carton #2''' (11:15) — Hector & Kovitch, Gankroar, Bad Snaxx and more! (contains Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game, Dooble: Video Game, Joshow Show: Crackergami, Eggpo: New Job, Bad Snaxx: After School, Eggpo: Waiting, Gankroar: Backyard, Eggpo: Mini-Boss, Dooble: Peas and Corn)
*'''Carton #3''' (11:00) — Dooble's theme song, Hot Dip's talk tips, and more! (contains Dooble: The Driver, Trauncles: Sharing, Dooble: Dooblie Doo, Hot Dip: Not 4 Momz, Trauncles: Beans, Hot Dip: Learn 2 Talk, Trauncles: Not Done, CGI Palz: Grossface)
*'''Carton #4''' (11:00) — Dooble's interview, Eggpo's joyride, and Joshow Show. (contains Dooble: The Interview, CGI Palz: Ry Raw, Joshow Show: Drum Set, Eggpo: Joyride, Hector & Kovitch: QblePon, Eggpo: Instruction Book, Dooble: Cake Show)
*'''Carton #5''' (11:25) — Dr. Dooble, breakfast hacks, and the best movie ever! (contains Dooble: Newscarsting, Hot Dip: Jamers, Hector & Kovitch: Best Movie, Joshow Show: Tape and Staple T-Rex, Bad Snaxx: Breakfast, CGI Palz: Glitching Out, Dooble: Shark Baby, Hector and Kovitch: Brown Boats)
'''Combined length of each:''' 55:30

==Footnotes==
#This short was released prematurely as a 'first look' on September 20 (the upload date listed was sometime in August), then unlisted and re-released two days later.
#This variant of the short includes the character "Terrifying Diaper" interrupting Hector and Kovitch during their conversation. (The US version instead features Kovitch attempting to spell with his eyes closed.)
#This short was released one day late; most likely due to the announcement of the 24-hour marathon of Two More Eggs on Disney XD.
#This short was released one day early.
#This short was "released" for the Huffington Post on December 22, 2015 as [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-hill/what-would-walt-have-thou_b_8862654.html a first look.]
#This promo was uploaded alongside the launch of the series on Disney XD's public relations account. All videos on that account, including this one, are currently unlisted.
#These shorts were uploaded to WatchDisneyXD in August 2016. As of August 16, they have not yet been uploaded to YouTube.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*On December 22, 2015 at 12:00am ET/PT, Disney XD aired a 27-hour marathon of all of ''Two More Eggs'' season one on repeat, with eleven of them debuting during the marathon.
*In [[Vox Interview - 6 Oct 2015]], [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that "Dooble: Dooblie Doo" wasn't actually the first Dooble cartoon they made. His name wasn't Dooble, and when he sang the song in "Dooble: The Driver", they made the song into its own cartoon.
**This implies that the shorts were released out of order.
**[[Matt Chapman]] mentions The Joshow Show in the same interview, before the short was released, saying it was about "a down-on-his-luck dad trying to do [[YouTube]] videos". He says it's their "first foray into [[live action]]".
*It is likely that Disney XD is writing the video descriptions, as there have been a few mistakes.
**Dooble's quote in "Cake Show", "Can you still see me?", is misquoted as "Can you see [me] now?".
**The band "Beard-antler" from "Dooble: She Whispered", is misspelled as "Beard-Antler".
**Francis Sweetmouth is said to be a hamster in the video description, but he is actually a gopher, revealed in "Dooble: Cake Show".

====Dubbed Versions====
French: ''Quoi 2 n'œufs ?''
*Despite having the exact same dialogue, "Dooble: Dooblie Doo" is given a French dub.
*The phrase "Not 4 Momz" is essentially translated to "Not for Adults".
*"Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game" is based on the US version.
*In "Dooble: Newscarsting", Meredith is silent.
*In the English version of "Hot Dip: Sitcom", Brianca's dialogue at the end is subtitled. However, the French dub blurs the text out rather than adding the translated subtitles used for other visual gags.

Greek: ''Δύο Αυγά Μάτια''
*The titles of the episodes remain in English. Interestingly, "Dooble: Newscarsting" has been correctly spelled as "Newscasting", and "Trauncles: Not Done" is lowercased to "Not done".
*The Greek dub of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD1XpZW2mPU "Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game"] uses the video from the US version, but the audio is translated from the UK version.

Versions in Latin-American Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese exist and are available on their respective Disney XD websites, but they are blocked outside of those countries.

===General References===
*The name "Two More Eggs" derives from two [[Strong Bad Email]]s.
**One of the ingredients of [[Strong Bad's EGGS]] in [[morning routine]] is "two more eggs".
**There is a [[Sticky Note|note]] in the email [[pop-up]] that reads "2 more eggs".
*The [[sound effects]], voices, and animation style are similar to those of Homestar Runner.
*"Halosche" is an example of an [[unusual greeting]], similar to "[[alternate universe|hellote]]" and "[[Peasant's Quest|haldo]]".
*Hot Dip sounds like [[Larry Palaroncini]] with a deeper voice.
*The CGI animation in "CGI Palz" was likely created using the same software used to create the [[Lappier]] logo and the CGI [[The Paper]] from [[sbemail206]].
*The Lenore Street Bridge's name sometimes has an [[integral article]].
*Arlington's voice is similar to [[Rumble Red]]'s.
*The [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] in the TV show theme songs is the same voice who says "Tuesdays at 8:30" in the [[Easter egg]] from [[underlings]].
*One of the Eggpos sounds like [[Chorch]] from [[8-Bit is Enough]], who is also a talking video game enemy. The other Eggpo has a voice and accent vaguely similar to [[The Homestar Runner]].
*Eggpo cartoons often contain instances of [[angled pixels]].
*Hector's voice sounds similar to [[Homestar Runner]]'s.
*The spelling of "Bad Snaxx" might be a reference to (or might have influenced) "[[The Cheat]]'s phat [[The Cheat's Keyboard|Casio]] '''staxx'''" from a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet on August 20, 2015.
*Joshow's accent is very similar to [[Coach Z]]'s.
*Cheeby's voice is nearly identical to [[Humidibot]]'s, who debuted in [[Fan Costumes 2015]].
*The music in the Poach & Scramble shorts is [[The Brothers Chaps singing]] (similar to [[Original Bubs]]'s walking sound.)
*The restaurant table in the Poach & Scramble shorts is the same one used to shoot the hamburger scene in [[Sbemailiarized!]].

==See Also==
*[[Disney]]
*[[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]]

==External Links==
* [http://blogs.indiewire.com/animationscoop/first-look-disneys-two-more-eggs-by-the-brothers-chaps-20150623 IndieWire first look]
* [http://twomoreeggs.wikia.com/wiki/Two_More_Eggs_Wikia Two More Eggs Wiki]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg6R6yXKSLYDm2piDZL8n22qlt_olZUeJ Watch all episodes] on YouTube (US)
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9qXF14Xc9gJdtceMfMzoivb9B-8li7R0 Watch all episodes] on YouTube (UK)
* [https://watchdisneyxd.go.com/two-more-eggs Watch all episodes] on WatchDisneyXD
* [http://www.broadwayworld.com/bwwtv/article/Disney-XD-Announces-2015-December-Programming-Highlights-20151125 Disney XD December 2015 programming highlights] with Two More Eggs marathon listed
* [http://www.locatetv.com/listings/disney-xd#22-Dec-2015 Disney XD Listings for December 22, 2015]
* [https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/disney-xd-orders-pair-original-872355 Hollywood Reporter on Two More Eggs' renewal]

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Skippyman2099 — Sat, 27 Aug 2016 08:44:41 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Season One */ episodes listed

[[File:DooblieDoo.png|thumb|250px|"Dooble, and dooble, and dooblie doo!"]]
'''''Two More Eggs''''' is a mini-series of shorts produced by [[The Brothers Chaps]] for [[Disney]] [[Wikipedia:Disney XD|XD]]'s [[YouTube]] channel under the production company Citywide Hoop Champs Inc.

The series debuted on June 23, 2015 with the release of the first three episodes, a trailer, an official press release, and coverage on multiple media outlets. It was announced that each new episode would be released on Tuesday of every week. Mostly being over a minute long, each episode centers on an individual character (e.g. "Dooble" or "Hot Dip") or a group of characters (e.g. "CGI Palz" or "Hector & Kovitch" or "Trauncles") and has no overarching plot or complexity. [[Matt Chapman]] claims that he and [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] worked with Disney with the same autonomy as with ''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]''.

On March 4, 2016, it was announced that Two More Eggs was renewed for a second season, which premiered June 13, 2016.

{{clear}}

==Season One Shorts==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:lCP6ZEgTnS4|"Dooble: Dooblie Doo"]]
| 1:12
| Dooble sings his signature theme song while exploring the world and going on many adventures. His life is a joy box!
|
*Dooble's tip box says "[[Singular Instead of Plural|A TIP!]]" on it.
*The nametags are similar to the ones in [[The Luau]].
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:2QqLp8FnXUo|"CGI Palz: Theme Song"]]
| 1:17
| A theme song introducing the CGI Palz – a group of computer animated friends who showcase the unlimited qualities of being computer animated.
| None
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:-rSAa7uCNqE|"Hot Dip: Not 4 Momz!"]]
| 1:26
| A commercial parody showcasing Hot Dip – the questionably edible product and awesome friend you need in life – but remember, it's "Not 4 [[Parents|Momz]]!"
|
*Hayden has to do the math question "minus 2 plus [[G]]".
*One of the ingredients of Hot Dip is [[Singular Instead of Plural|mineral]].
|-
| June 30, 2015
| [[youtube:KfyKD959IeM|"Dooble: Video Game"]]
| 1:41
| Dooble is the hero of his very own 8-bit [[Video Game References|video game]], taking on all villains and challenges as he masters the first level. Press start!
|
*The beginning cutscene is similar to cutscenes in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
*The video game has pixely graphics, similar to many of the [[Games|games]] on [[homestarrunner.com]], usually ones made by [[Videlectrix]].
*The game uses [[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]].
*Dooble is addressed by the title of the game, similar to Strong Sad referring to Homestar as "[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]]."
|-
| July 7, 2015
| [[youtube:1cYr9u4Yqsw|"Eggpo: New Job"]]
| 1:11
| An enthusiastic new Eggpo minion discovers what really happens in the video game world on his first day. He's in for a real surprise! Follow the continuing adventures of Dooble Dooblie Doo!
|
*This episode contains many [[Mario]] references, similar to Homestar Runner.
|-
| July 14, 2015
| [[youtube:7CX-c9vZGFs|"Trauncles: Sharing"]]
| 1:46
| Welcome to Trauncles, a little town just like yours and mine, where the people have lots to not really teach us. In this episode, we get to meet Stevens and Jordy as they explore the meaning of sharing... sort of.
| None
|-
| July 21, 2015
| [[youtube:50iGxC_EG2E|"Dooble: The Driver"]]
| 1:41
| Dooble is hired as a driver to deliver a mysterious package. But when the heat is on, he throws his best dance party at it!
|
*One of the guys is named Stevie [[Twice]] [[Times]].
*This episode has [[duplicate characters]].
*Dooble's book, "So Cool A Phrase Book", is similar to [[weird dream|So Cool a Flash]] and [[japanese cartoon|So Cool an Email]].
*Stevie Twice Times says "[["Er" pronounced as "Oi"|Poifect]]!".
|-
| July 28, 2015
| [[youtube:M0IKo5KjwG4|"Hector & Kovitch: Best Movie"]]
| 1:45
| Hector and Kovitch are two kids who love talking about their favorite things all the time. Movies, video games, [[fireworks]], and everything in between.
|
*Hector talks about [[shark]][[mans]].
|-
| August 4, 2015
| [[youtube:khlbI3-m330|"Trauncles: Trousers"]]
| 1:40
| In this very special episode of Trauncles, there comes a time in every boy's life when he gets his first pair of trousers, and Jordy is about to get his.
|
*This episode is about [[Pants|trousers]].
|-
| August 11, 2015
| [[youtube:jzzhBlsN9Sk|"Dooble: Cake Show"]]
| 1:45
| Everyone’s favorite pot-bellied traveler is helping make dreams come true as the guest chef on a reality baking show. Can you see him now?
|
*Dooble calls Linda "[[Gender Confusion|David]]".
*The judge eats Dooble's hat, which may or [[Eating Non-Food Items|may not be an actual]] [[cake]].
|-
| August 18, 2015
| [[youtube:uv42ljNCs98|"Bad Snaxx: Breakfast"]]
| 1:30
| A working mom shares her quick n' easy [[breakfast]] hacks for the family. Hey, that could be a blog!
|
*"Here on planet This Planet" is a [[nondescript noun]].
*Disguising a can of food as "2 [[eggs]]" is a [[blatant lie]].
|-
| August 25, 2015
| [[youtube:L06vJRMG45k|"CGI Palz: Grossface"]]
| 1:38
| A visit from their 2D neighbor Grossface leaves one of the Palz in danger of losing her CG.
|
None
|-
| September 1, 2015
| [[youtube:0NSde5mLFlE|"Hot Dip: Sitcom"]]
| 1:48
| Hot Dip helps Hayden with the challenges of teen social life, because everything is possible with enough Hot Dip!
|
None
|-
| September 8, 2015
| [[youtube:2KRQ3zyTPCM|"Trauncles: Sweethearts]]
| 1:48
| In this episode of Trauncles, the narrator deals with his relationship issues while checking in on the townsfolk and their sweethearts.
|
None
|-
| September 15, 2015
| [[youtube:a_WvjNbF39A|"Dooble: The Interview]]
| 1:38
| Dooble brings his unique skills to the corporate interview process, including impressively folding meatloaf.
|
*[[The Geddup Noise]] can be heard.
*This episode contains an example of an [[odd marriage]].
|-
| September 20, 2015[[#Footnotes|1]]
| [[youtube:DfhWTS8ZoXI|"Eggpo: Waiting"]]
| 1:13
| New Eggpo learns the fine monotonous art of shooting mouth [[fire]]balls and the surprise reward for hitting your target.
|
*A [[Sound Effects|"splat"]] can be heard near the end of the toon, the same as the one used in many Homestar Runner cartoons.
|-
| September 29, 2015
| [[youtube:UxYY5tVllIo|"Trauncles: Beans"]]
| 1:38
| In today’s episode of Trauncles, the greatest mystery to ever befall the little town. Who stole all the beans!?
|
*This episode is about [[beans]].
|-
| October 6, 2015
| [[youtube:FdbmFCVCi5A|"Dooble: Peas and Corn"]]
| 1:38
| Dooble makes it his mission to turn one lowly can of [[peas]]-and-[[corn]] into the hero of the supermarket!
|
*The ending contains an [[odd marriage]].
|-
| US: October 13, 2015
UK: November 28, 2015[[#Footnotes|2]]
| "Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game"
[[youtube:kJE8LSQN1r8|US version]]

[[youtube:WMXEdQtN2u0|UK version]]
| 1:14
| US: "Hector tries to convince Kovitch to buy a really cool video game, while also trying to guess his name."
UK: "I think you should go and buy that game Kovitch..."
|
None
|-
| October 20, 2015
| [[youtube:ezhcB8HhORk|"Trauncles: Not Done"]]
| 1:23
| In this never ending intro to somewhat of an episode of Trauncles, we visit some of the many places and things that make up the town.
|
None
|-
| October 27, 2015
| [[youtube:EEVL2zmAAuY|"Dooble: Newscarsting"]]
| 1:38
| Dooble takes news anchoring to the next level with a hard-hitting scoop on [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] boxes.
|
*"And that's [[why come]] being a reporter is so important" is similar to "And that's why come [[Shakespeare]] was so awesome" from [[Bug in Mouth Disease]].
*Dooble says "I think I has the solution!", which was said by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]], and [[Strong Bad]] in [[little questions]].
*This short features a [[goat]].
|-
| November 3, 2015
| [[youtube:SHX-F95Ppls|"Bad Snaxx: After School"]]
| 1:38
| Everyone's favorite working mom and blog host shares some pro tips for snack hacks for the pesky minutes between real meals.
|
*The son [[Eating Non-Food Items|eats a phone]].
|-
| November 10, 2015
| [[youtube:KCPc8h9awNM|"Hot Dip: Learn 2 Talk"]]
| 1:42
| Do you have trouble communicating? Hot Dip has some hot tips for talking all good in any situation.
|
*The narrator says "[[army|do you has]] trouble communicating?"
*The coach mentions "[[Arcade Game|straps and practice]]".
|-
| November 17, 2015
| [[youtube:O51kgHgeZVU|"Joshow Show: Tape and Staple T-Rex"]]
| 1:48
| A dad with a lot of time on his hands shares his crafts skills with the world by making a T-Rex with just tape and staples!
|
*"Stape and taple" is a [[spoonerism]].
|-
| November 24, 2015
| [[youtube:qv4JCN_DVh8|"CGI Palz: Ry Raw"]]
| 1:32
| The Palz must all work together to try and figure what The Lenore Street Bridge is saying before it is too late.
|
None
|-
| December 1, 2015
| [[youtube:M_Hz83U3t04|"Eggpo: Mini-Boss"]]
| 1:38
| New Eggpo learns the hard lessons of rising too far too fast from the minion ranks in a world of bosses and mini-bosses.
|
*Dark Cloth Supreme mentions Level 10, a possible reference to [[Stinkoman 20X6]], whose tenth level had not been released after over 10 years when the short was released.
*The name Jimly is similar to Jimty, which originated in [[Sbemailiarized!]].
*Dark Cloth Supreme tells New Eggpo that he likes his [[style]], which is the opposite of what people say to [[Nebulon]].
|-
| December 9, 2015[[#Footnotes|3]]
| [[youtube:M7hjz_ET9i8|"Gankroar: Backyard"]]
| 1:16
| Gankroar and Chibi take their epic adventures to an upscale backyard in a strange new world only to discover that not all is what it seems.
|
*A "sling" can be heard at the end of Gankroar's theme song and "lens flare" similar to that seen in Homestar Runner can be seen.
|-
| December 14, 2015[[#Footnotes|4]]
| [[youtube:iYpwENwD7As|"Dooble: Shark Baby"]]
| 1:09
| When a great white [[shark]] is about to give birth, Dr. Dooble answers the call.
|
None
|-
| December 22, 2015
| [[youtube:3zf0tRZC3q0|"Hector & Kovitch: QblePon"]]
| 1:49
| Hector recounts the most epic game of QblePon ever played, because we can all agree it’s the best game.
|
*The episode is about a [[Trading Cards|trading card]] game, and Hector mentions [[trading cards|mixing cards from different games]].
*Hector realizes that "Jamtape" is not a character in the game, but rather a [[cassette tape]]-shaped snack made out of [[jam]].
*Kovitch throws [[confetti]], "celebrating" his family's financial problems.
|-
| December 29, 2015
| [[youtube:7VIldfbJ8Oc|"Hot Dip: Jamers"]]
| 1:45
| Relationships get complicated when Hayden finds Hot Dip helping out another kid.
|
*Hayden uses the phrase "[[all the time]]".
|-
| January 4, 2016 [[#Footnotes|5]]
| [[youtube:ob4DuvAjJEc|"Eggpo: Joyride"]]
| 1:33
| New Eggpo can't resist the allure of a joybox, but he and his more seasoned co-worker might have gotten more than they bargained for this time.
|
None
|-
| January 12, 2016
| [[youtube:dPI_3DhYOm4|"Joshow Show: Crackergami"]]
| 1:34
| Joshow takes the ancient art of origami to a whole new level by incorporating one of the world’s most versatile snacks - the cracker!
|
None
|-
| January 19, 2016
| [[youtube:cxQmXWVU0GA|"Gankroar: Action Poses"]]
| 1:15
| Gankroar takes being Guardian of the Klanktor to the next level with a new action and accessories playset.
|
*In the "modeling for [[Parents|dad]] [[pants]]" pose, Gankroar says he's running late, similar to how Strong Bad says it in the email [[modeling]].
*One of the poses is "[[prancing]] for joy".
|-
| January 26, 2016
| [[youtube:P3zxuCaHQPM|"Dooble: Cutesycorns"]]
| 1:53
| When Dooble wanders into the world of the Cutesycorns, a misunderstanding of who's who leads to potential disaster.
|
None
|-
| February 2, 2016
| [[youtube:YFaCkYH2slI|"Trauncles: Ridonkles"]]
| 1:10
| The quaint world of Trauncles gets turned upside down when things get utterly ridonkles!
|
*The premise of more edgy changes in demographics and style bears resemblance to [[Xeriouxly Forxe]].
|-
| February 9, 2016
| [[youtube:8fmeuiQhKqE|"CGI Palz: Glitching Out"]]
| 1:31
| The Palz explore the fun of “glitching out” but may have taken it way too far!
|
*The way the characters "glitch out" is similar to [[the virus]]'s effects in [[virus]].
|-
| February 16, 2016
| [[youtube:vMNbaETQb08|"Eggpo: Instruction Book"]]
| 1:40
| New Eggpo explores the instruction booklet and discovers all the hot tips, tricks, and cheat codes that Dooble 2 has to offer.
|
*The instruction book is very similar to the [[Stinkomanual]]. It includes [[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]] and bad sketchy drawings.
**The style of writing is identical to the Stinkomanual.
*It says "label" instead of "level", like the Stinkomanual description for Level -0.
*Level 10 is the last level, similar to [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
|-
| February 23, 2016
| [[youtube:RASR_g9NDTI|"Joshow Show: Drum Set"]]
| 1:40
| Joshow demonstrates how to take useless cups and turn them into an instrument worthy of a world class drummer.
|
*The image of Brewsty Prent is derived from the [[Limozeen Coloring Book|coloring book]] image of [[Mary Palaroncini]], from [[coloring]].
|-
| March 1, 2016
| [[youtube:6YTmUMlUMdk|"Parental Notice: Jamble Bears"]]
| 1:15
| Come join the Jamble Bears as they teach your kids all kinds of important life lessons and other things.
|
*One of the notices is in [[Spanish]].
|-
| March 8, 2016
| [[youtube:yknXWUBslZw|"Hector and Kovitch: Brown Boats"]]
| 1:35
| The trailer for the epic movie that the whole world has been waiting for..."Brown Boats.".
|
*The beginning of the trailer bears many similarities to the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
|}

==Season Two Shorts==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:z4IdcH1Yebo|"Dooble: She Whispered"]]
| 1:43
| Dooble helps spice up the acoustic ballad "She Whispered" from the world famous band Beard-Antler.
|
*The text at the beginning is similar to the start of many [[Powered by The Cheat]] music videos.
*The word "Rekkid" is from [[Record Store Day]].
*Dooble finishes a lyric with "[[baseball]] and [[beans]]".
*After the cartoon ends, the "Subscribe" video has the Two More Eggs intro [[Reversed Dialogue|reversed]].
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:s1jOdMpjluk|"Hector & Kovitch: Zooms"]]
| 1:58
| While sharing his recent experience with a roller-coaster, Hector stumbles upon a term that might change roller-coastering as we know it 4eva!
|
*The logo for "Sword Fangs" is a sword with [[blood]]y [[fangs]], similar to some [[Teen Girl Squad]] cartoons.
*When Hector is talking about zwooshes, he moves his legs up and down wildly similar to Strong Bad when he sees the deflated basketball in [[your edge]].
|-
| June 13, 2016
| [[youtube:-skE1bdMtYE|"Hot Diggity: Theme Song"]]
| 1:26
| Come join Dr. Diggity as he explores the amazing world of Science and Math and Mathence!
|
*The short's logo is written in the font [[Fonts#B|Bauhaus 93]], which is used in many places in Homestar Runner, most notably [[Homsar]]'s shirt.
*"Mathence" is a [[portmanteau]].
|-
| June 16, 2016
| [[youtube:uPhRGb4rmgM|"Knight Bit: Dragon"]]
| 1:53
| In this 8-bit adventure, a princess knight will stop at nothing to be reunited with her best friend horse. That’s a good story, right?
|
*The short's art style and plot bear similarity to many of [[Videlectrix]]'s games, most notably [[Peasant's Quest]].
*When the dragon eats the horse, the knight's face turns red and "mushroom clouds" (like the ones [[Stinkoman]] has over his head when he's laughing) appear over her head, similar to [[Bubs]] in [[Donut Unto Others]].
|-
| June 18, 2016
| [[youtube:5bhnna9EvR8|"New4Mobile: Commercial"]]
| 1:18
| Check out the hottest new app on the market! Do you like dining in or mega blasts? Do you want to stay in touch with the kids or customize stuff? Streaming data rates apply!
| None
|-
| Jun 21, 2016
| [https://youtu.be/_FGV2vq1MpY "Trauncles: Gram Moody"]
| 1:48
| In this episode, we meet many of the town’s very special residents and get to spend some time with Gram Moody. Anyone want a slice of [[pie]]?
| None
|-
| Jun 23, 2016
| [[youtube:yn5ySPjNsLM|"Francis Sweetmouth: Why Did You Take My Paste?"]]
| 1:40
| Let everyone's favorite hamster, Francis Sweetmouth, serenade you while also taking to heart the important message about a problem that affects us all, adhesive theft.
| None
|-
| Jun 25, 2016
| [[youtube:S_DpmVW4WRE|"Dooble: Masks"]]
| 1:26
| The international man of mystery Dooble shows off his many faces.
| None
|-
| Jun 28, 2016
| [[youtube:doEzLVkfkxg|"CGI Palz: CG-Rom"]]
| 1:48
| Interact like never before with the CGI Palz in their new game, using all your mouse-clicking skills to help navigate the Palz through a series of very challenging problems.
|
*The solitaire game says "[[X 'em up|deal me up]]".
|-
| Jun 30, 2016
| [[youtube:2BtjJA7qtRQ|"Hector & Kovitch: Basknetball"]]
| 1:50
| It's the first day of [[Basketball|basknetball]] practice and Hector and Kovitch are sharing top maneuvers and things you would never expect.
|
*"Basknetball" is a [[portmanteau]].
*Hector mentions the [[top of the key]].
*The "horse riding on a bear's shoulders" is reminiscent of the [[Bear Holding a Shark]].
*Hector mentions the team "Louisiana [[Hyphen-Have|Ball-Have]]".
|-
| Jul 2, 2016
| [[youtube:8KKfP7nSNk8|"Poach & Scramble: Today's Special"]]
| 1:12
| Everyone’s favorite [[dancing]] [[eggs]], Poach and Scramble, are back… and this time they are dancing for their lives.
| None
|-
| Jul 5, 2016
| [[youtube:9js8Fm_7N48|"New4Mobile: Customer Service"]]
| 1:49
| You have questions or problems? Having a party on Friday? Try giving New 4 Mobile customer service a call.
|
*The phone call is similar to messages that have been heard on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] (especially Homestar's message in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]), as well as the tech support phone conversation in [[isp]].
*The automated voice refers to "angry button-[[mashing]]".
|-
| Jul 7, 2016
| [[youtube:9tvg4WqtTrw|"Trauncles: Opposites"]]
| 1:51
| In this episode of Trauncles, we explore the magic and wonder of things that are opposites.
| None
|-
| Jul 9, 2016
| [[youtube:lqNWlJKEC4Y|"Dooble: Renfrow"]]
| 2:15
| The epic standoff that you never saw coming and clearly never asked for…Dooble vs. Renfrow.
|
*Dooble uses a [[hot dog]] [[Foods used as phones|as a phone]].
*The ending page and book cover bear resemblance to the works of [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
|-
| Jul 12, 2016
| [[youtube:MPb9iSHGCM0|"Hot Dip: End Game"]]
| 1:57
| Hayden is having a lot of trouble in the new post-apocalyptic world and must team up with his old friend Hot Dip to solve a mystery.
|
*Hot Dip calls the Hot Dip moms "[[Hot Moms]]".
|-
| N/A[[#Footnotes|7]]
| "Hot Diggity: Science Proof"
| 1:49
|
|
|-
| N/A[[#Footnotes|7]]
| "Trauncles: Trauncles 2000"
| 1:56
|
|
|}

==Promos==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width: 5em" | Date !! Title !! Length !! [[YouTube]] Description !! Similarities to [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:7oKwdu5LG6o|"Two More Eggs Tuesdays"]]
| 0:54
| Halosche! Two More Eggs Tuesdays with Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip, and MORE! Subscribe and come back every Tuesday for a new short!
| None
|-
| June 23, 2015
| [[youtube:vwBCQY8VdtU|"The Cast of Disney XD's "Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything" Dooblie Doo!"]][[#Footnotes|6]]
| 0:14
| TWO MORE EGGS - Acclaimed web animation pioneers [[The Brothers Chaps]] ([[Mike]] and [[Matt Chapman]]), creators of the hugely popular series "[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]," present the eclectic "Two More Eggs," a series of 40 original cartoon shorts, on [[Disney]] XD's [[YouTube]] Channel and WATCH Disney XD, TUESDAY, JUNE 23. The project marks Disney XD's foray into original content created specifically for its non-linear platforms. It is scheduled for the Disney XD cable and satellite channel later this summer. (Disney XD)
| None
|-
| December 11, 2015
| [[youtube:HxJ6g-lJ4mE|"Eggy-sweet moves"]]
| 0:46
| Yolk it out, brah. Two More Eggs Tuesdays with Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip, and MORE! Subscribe and come back every Tuesday for a new short!
| None
|-
| December 19, 2015
| [[youtube:QDUT_ss1soM|"12/22 Takeover"]]
| 0:30
| Two More Eggs takeover featuring Dooble, Trauncles, and CGI Palz all day Tuesday, December 22 on Disney XD.
| None
|}

==Cartons==
Cartons are condensed formats of the shorts, played back-to-back for easier broadcasting and for schedule-filling on television and for use in the Disney XD app.
===Season One===
*'''Carton #1''' (10:50) — The adventures of Dooble, CGI Palz, Hot Dip and more! (contains Dooble: Cutesycorns, Trauncles: Sweethearts, Parental Notice: Jamble Bears, Gankroar: Action Poses, Trauncles: Trousers, Hot Dip: Sitcom, Trauncles: Ridonkles, CGI Palz: Theme Song)
*'''Carton #2''' (11:15) — Hector & Kovitch, Gankroar, Bad Snaxx and more! (contains Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game, Dooble: Video Game, Joshow Show: Crackergami, Eggpo: New Job, Bad Snaxx: After School, Eggpo: Waiting, Gankroar: Backyard, Eggpo: Mini-Boss, Dooble: Peas and Corn)
*'''Carton #3''' (11:00) — Dooble's theme song, Hot Dip's talk tips, and more! (contains Dooble: The Driver, Trauncles: Sharing, Dooble: Dooblie Doo, Hot Dip: Not 4 Momz, Trauncles: Beans, Hot Dip: Learn 2 Talk, Trauncles: Not Done, CGI Palz: Grossface)
*'''Carton #4''' (11:00) — Dooble's interview, Eggpo's joyride, and Joshow Show. (contains Dooble: The Interview, CGI Palz: Ry Raw, Joshow Show: Drum Set, Eggpo: Joyride, Hector & Kovitch: QblePon, Eggpo: Instruction Book, Dooble: Cake Show)
*'''Carton #5''' (11:25) — Dr. Dooble, breakfast hacks, and the best movie ever! (contains Dooble: Newscarsting, Hot Dip: Jamers, Hector & Kovitch: Best Movie, Joshow Show: Tape and Staple T-Rex, Bad Snaxx: Breakfast, CGI Palz: Glitching Out, Dooble: Shark Baby, Hector and Kovitch: Brown Boats)
'''Combined length of each:''' 55:30

==Footnotes==
#This short was released prematurely as a 'first look' on September 20 (the upload date listed was sometime in August), then unlisted and re-released two days later.
#This variant of the short includes the character "Terrifying Diaper" interrupting Hector and Kovitch during their conversation. (The US version instead features Kovitch attempting to spell with his eyes closed.)
#This short was released one day late; most likely due to the announcement of the 24-hour marathon of Two More Eggs on Disney XD.
#This short was released one day early.
#This short was "released" for the Huffington Post on December 22, 2015 as [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-hill/what-would-walt-have-thou_b_8862654.html a first look.]
#This promo was uploaded alongside the launch of the series on Disney XD's public relations account. All videos on that account, including this one, are currently unlisted.
#These shorts were uploaded to WatchDisneyXD in August 2016. As of August 16, they have not yet been uploaded to YouTube.

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*On December 22, 2015 at 12:00am ET/PT, Disney XD aired a 27-hour marathon of all of ''Two More Eggs'' season one on repeat, with eleven of them debuting during the marathon.
*In [[Vox Interview - 6 Oct 2015]], [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that "Dooble: Dooblie Doo" wasn't actually the first Dooble cartoon they made. His name wasn't Dooble, and when he sang the song in "Dooble: The Driver", they made the song into its own cartoon.
**This implies that the shorts were released out of order.
**[[Matt Chapman]] mentions The Joshow Show in the same interview, before the short was released, saying it was about "a down-on-his-luck dad trying to do [[YouTube]] videos". He says it's their "first foray into [[live action]]".
*It is likely that Disney XD is writing the video descriptions, as there have been a few mistakes.
**Dooble's quote in "Cake Show", "Can you still see me?", is misquoted as "Can you see [me] now?".
**The band "Beard-antler" from "Dooble: She Whispered", is misspelled as "Beard-Antler".
**Francis Sweetmouth is said to be a hamster in the video description, but he is actually a gopher, revealed in "Dooble: Cake Show".

====Dubbed Versions====
French: ''Quoi 2 n'œufs ?''
*Despite having the exact same dialogue, "Dooble: Dooblie Doo" is given a French dub.
*The phrase "Not 4 Momz" is essentially translated to "Not for Adults".
*"Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game" is based on the US version.
*In "Dooble: Newscarsting", Meredith is silent.
*In the English version of "Hot Dip: Sitcom", Brianca's dialogue at the end is subtitled. However, the French dub blurs the text out rather than adding the translated subtitles used for other visual gags.

Greek: ''Δύο Αυγά Μάτια''
*The titles of the episodes remain in English. Interestingly, "Dooble: Newscarsting" has been correctly spelled as "Newscasting", and "Trauncles: Not Done" is lowercased to "Not done".
*The Greek dub of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD1XpZW2mPU "Hector & Kovitch: Buy This Game"] uses the video from the US version, but the audio is translated from the UK version.

Versions in Latin-American Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese exist and are available on their respective Disney XD websites, but they are blocked outside of those countries.

===General References===
*The name "Two More Eggs" derives from two [[Strong Bad Email]]s.
**One of the ingredients of [[Strong Bad's EGGS]] in [[morning routine]] is "two more eggs".
**There is a [[Sticky Note|note]] in the email [[pop-up]] that reads "2 more eggs".
*The [[sound effects]], voices, and animation style are similar to those of Homestar Runner.
*"Halosche" is an example of an [[unusual greeting]], similar to "[[alternate universe|hellote]]" and "[[Peasant's Quest|haldo]]".
*Hot Dip sounds like [[Larry Palaroncini]] with a deeper voice.
*The CGI animation in "CGI Palz" was likely created using the same software used to create the [[Lappier]] logo and the CGI [[The Paper]] from [[sbemail206]].
*The Lenore Street Bridge's name sometimes has an [[integral article]].
*Arlington's voice is similar to [[Rumble Red]]'s.
*The [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] in the TV show theme songs is the same voice who says "Tuesdays at 8:30" in the [[Easter egg]] from [[underlings]].
*One of the Eggpos sounds like [[Chorch]] from [[8-Bit is Enough]], who is also a talking video game enemy. The other Eggpo has a voice and accent vaguely similar to [[The Homestar Runner]].
*Eggpo cartoons often contain instances of [[angled pixels]].
*Hector's voice sounds similar to [[Homestar Runner]]'s.
*The spelling of "Bad Snaxx" might be a reference to (or might have influenced) "[[The Cheat]]'s phat [[The Cheat's Keyboard|Casio]] '''staxx'''" from a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet on August 20, 2015.
*Joshow's accent is very similar to [[Coach Z]]'s.
*Cheeby's voice is nearly identical to [[Humidibot]]'s, who debuted in [[Fan Costumes 2015]].
*The music in the Poach & Scramble shorts is [[The Brothers Chaps singing]] (similar to [[Original Bubs]]'s walking sound.)
*The restaurant table in the Poach & Scramble shorts is the same one used to shoot the hamburger scene in [[Sbemailiarized!]].

==See Also==
*[[Disney]]
*[[The Brothers Chaps' Side Projects]]

==External Links==
* [http://blogs.indiewire.com/animationscoop/first-look-disneys-two-more-eggs-by-the-brothers-chaps-20150623 IndieWire first look]
* [http://twomoreeggs.wikia.com/wiki/Two_More_Eggs_Wikia Two More Eggs Wiki]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg6R6yXKSLYDm2piDZL8n22qlt_olZUeJ Watch all episodes] on YouTube (US)
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9qXF14Xc9gJdtceMfMzoivb9B-8li7R0 Watch all episodes] on YouTube (UK)
* [https://watchdisneyxd.go.com/two-more-eggs Watch all episodes] on WatchDisneyXD
* [http://www.broadwayworld.com/bwwtv/article/Disney-XD-Announces-2015-December-Programming-Highlights-20151125 Disney XD December 2015 programming highlights] with Two More Eggs marathon listed
* [http://www.locatetv.com/listings/disney-xd#22-Dec-2015 Disney XD Listings for December 22, 2015]
* [https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/disney-xd-orders-pair-original-872355 Hollywood Reporter on Two More Eggs' renewal]

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[[Category:Real World]]

Fluffy Puff Commercial

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 04 Jan 2016 22:57:34 GMT

Skippyman2099: Flash forward on comment in DVD Commentary 1

{{about|toon where Homestar Runner keeps messing up on a Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercial}} {{for|commercial in which [[Marshie]] debuts|Meet Marshie}}
{{toonnav|Shorts|fluffypuff2|Theme Song Video|The Interview}}
[[Image:fluffypuff.png|200px|thumb|"What did he say?"]]

Homestar Runner plugs [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. Of course, he screws it up.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Unseen Characters|Clapper Loader]], [[Cherry Greg]], {{Film|The Announcer}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 2:24

'''Page Title:''' Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
''{A [[clapperboard]] covers the screen.}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, take one. ''{The clapperboard is pulled away to reveal Homestar holding a bag of Fluffy Puffs upside-down.}''

'''CHERRY GREG:''' And action.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Cut. The bag's upside down.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sorry. ''{turns the bag around}'' About 147 Fluffy Puff M...

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Um, we're not rolling.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right.

''{A beep is heard and we switch to the next scene}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take two.

''{the camera focuses}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows.  Seriously folks, they're—

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Cut. You said Flushy Push.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! Can you believe it?

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Yeah, they're called Fluffy Puff.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know! Can you believe it?

''{beep to next scene}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take three.

'''CHERRY GREG:''' And action.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Seriously folks, they're the... ''{losing enthusiasm}'' uh, the... um... the... ''{drops the bag}'' the best.

''{beep to next scene}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Take six.

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Action.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too.

''{beep to next scene}''

'''CLAPPER LOADER:''' Thirteen.

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Action.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{is eating the marshmallows}'' What did he say?

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Action.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, okay.

''{beep to next scene. It is now slightly dark out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. ''{A bird squawks offscreen; two drops of bird crap fall on Homestar's head}'' Seriously folks, they're the best. All riiiiiight! We finally got it! That's a wrap, huh? You guys?

''{beep to next scene. It is now darker out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{is reading his lines, mumbles along}'' Okay, I got it.

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Okay. We're gonna get it this time. And action.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Stands there for a while. Crickets chirp. The boom comes down and hits Homestar in the head.}'' Oh. Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity Marshalades.

''{beep to next scene. It is now sunset.}''

'''CHERRY GREG:''' ''{tired}'' Action.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{tired and monotone}'' Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies.

''{beep to next scene (take 854). It is now night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like marshmallows!

''{cut to an orange screen, where a bag of Fluffy Puffs appears}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' You heard it, folks! Homestar likes marshmallows!

'''JINGLE SINGERS:''' ''{singing erratically}'' They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five!

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:fluffypuff head.png|thumb|Homestar likes Marshmallows... in Abe Lincoln's Head]]
*If you press L the screen becomes Abraham Lincoln's profile silhouette.
**This will only work for a lowercase "l". Having Caps Lock on, or holding down Shift, Ctrl or Alt will cancel the effect.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first short featuring the early current version of Homestar.
*[[Missy Palmer|Missy]] apparently sang in the ending jingle, as it is possible to make out [[Marzipan]]'s voice.

===Remarks===
*The [[Marshie]] shown on the bag of marshmallows in the preview on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] is different from the Marshie shown in the actual toon. The [[:Image:fluffypuff1.png|toon]] version features a normal Marshie, yet the [[:Image:fluffypuff2.png|preview]] shows a completely different Marshie, winking.
*In some scenes, Homestar doesn't blink at all.
*This toon has a [[URLs With the Number 2 In Them|2 in the URL]]. Attempting to load the equivalent without a 2 results in a [[404]].
*At the end of the toon in the flash file, there's a clickable space outside the screen at left. Clicking it does nothing.

===Glitches===
*Whenever Homestar talks, his hat moves a little at the edge.

===Inside References===
*There are [[cricket noises]] in the toon.

===Fast Forward===
*Homestar similarly flubs his lines in [[First Time Here?]], which is also directed by Cherry Greg and bears many other similarities to this cartoon.
*The Abe Lincoln silhouette would later be seen in [[Everybody to the Limit]], [[An Open Forum]], and [[Decomposing Pumpkins]].
*Despite almost failing miserably, Homestar gets paid almost seven years later in [[winter pool]].

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features ''two'' hidden creators' commentaries. To access them, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===First Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Oh, Cherry Greg. Your finest hour.

'''MIKE:''' Look at the light grey outline on Homestar's head.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it's a little distracting.

'''MIKE:''' And his magenta body.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. There's a lot of discussion about his magenta body on these commentaries, I feel like.

'''MIKE:''' The light grey outline— I think this might be the only cartoon that has the outline that is quite that light.

'''MATT:''' Well, this was the debut of this version of Homestar, right?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think from fat— from fat-body Homestar.

'''MATT:''' Uh... So our friend, uh... friend and co— co-restore I believe it's—

'''MIKE:''' Millionaire gaddabout—

'''MATT:''' —Craig Zobel—

'''MIKE:''' —our Craig Zobel—

'''MATT:''' —is the voice here...

'''MIKE:''' He's also the voice of Kevin.

'''MATT:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' On the, umm, answering machine. We used to get emails from teenage girls saying how hot Kevin sounded.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Like, "Who is Kevin? He sounds hot!" We'd always forward those to Craig.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, so both Craig and, uh, our friend Dan play, uh, Cherry Greg, different parts.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, 'cause he plays him on the First Time Here—

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' — is that right?

'''MATT:''' Dan, who also is the voice of Łukasz!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah!

'''MATT:''' Eh Łukasz! Cześć, Marzipan! {''brief pause''} Umm, look s— Homestar's eyes, when he closes his eyes, are just squished versions of his eye symbol.

'''MIKE:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' We didn't make the, like, closed eye symbol yet.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Those hills in the background look different from the usual hills, too.

'''MATT:''' They're larger.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I don't know what, uh—

'''MATT:''' Or they're bushes. We still haven't decided, yet.

'''MIKE:''' They're hills.

'''MATT:''' Hill-bushes.

'''MIKE:''' Hill-bushes.

'''MATT:''' Hill-shes. Shubs. ''{chuckles}''

'''MIKE:''' Ah, bird crap.

'''MATT:''' It's always funny when there's bird crap. You can hear—

'''MIKE:''' You can hear, just noise in the background!

'''MATT:''' Yeah! Mike dropped a pencil or something.

'''MIKE:''' But this was d— wasn't this done when you were in, uh, Brooklyn?

'''MATT:''' I came home one time.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, you came home to record it?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, and recorded it all. Ooh, they got him. That's a small boom mike.

'''MIKE:''' Homestar's very large.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Umm... Oh, Craig and Homestar have had it.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' I always feel like he sounds like— right here, when he says "Fluffy-Puffies", he sounds kinda like Janine from Ghostbusters. ''{in assumed voice}'' "Ghostbusters, what do you want?" Umm, when she's, like, reciting over the phone the things that she... "Do you believe in the occult, the blahbitta blah," talking to Winston Zeddemore?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. You lost me. And everyone else, I'm sure.

===Second Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sings}'' Oh no, oh no, oh no!

'''MIKE:''' Hey, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's Matt!

'''MIKE:''' Uh, yeah. I'm Mike.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, sorry.

'''MIKE:''' So, tell me about your light grey outlines here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh Mike, they did a—

'''MIKE:''' What's wrong?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' —terrible job in makeup and wardrobe ''{accent on second syllable}''.

'''MIKE:''' Too much pancake?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Too much pancake, and a little too much pantoine.

'''MIKE:''' Pantone.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pantoine colors. Umm—

'''MIKE:''' So how is it, working with Cherry Greg?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh Mike, he's the consommé professional. Cherry Greg is like...

'''MIKE:''' Beef consommé?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes. He's like a fine beef consommé... after it's been agèd.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, tell me about the hills in the background, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They're... larger, and—

'''MIKE:''' Was this a different location than you guys usually shoot at?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This was to the left of the usual field.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, OK.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes. Umm, I don't — I don't ever talk about melonade anymore!

'''MIKE:''' You—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm off.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' I'm— I'm gonna give you a forum right now. Talk about melonade!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm off Melonade, guys.

'''MIKE:''' Talk about some marshmallows and melonade for me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh... ''{in assumed voice}'' A-marshymellow! A-melonade! Is that what you want to hear? It's what everybody always wants out of me.

'''MIKE:''' That's—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just the same marshmallow!

'''MIKE:''' You brought it up, man!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You brought it up, Mike! You kept talking about a forum!

'''MIKE:''' Let's uh, just watch the video. Let's get back to—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I, look, I had a— it was my off day...

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' So it's— it's starting to get— starting to get dusk now.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, these are long shooting days. All right?

'''MIKE:''' I don't think it was supposed to be that— ''{a telephone rings}'' Oh!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, who do you think that is? Let's see! I want to answer it, maybe!

'''MIKE:''' Go! It's— I hit it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Hello? Hel— Oh! Hello? Hello, who's this? Hello? Hang on, we're recording commentary on the DVD, so hang on. ''{pause}'' No, you— but you can talk to me! ''{pause}'' Hello? I'm talking to the phone! Who's on the phone? Mike, this— they're not talking. Is this Willy? ''{pause}'' It's Willy, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, good old Willy!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good old Willy!

'''MIKE:''' He's gonna—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Willy, you're gonna be on the commentary of this DVD! He thought this— I was an answering machine, this whole times!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's great!

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Willy's a really dumb friend.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No! We gotta take that out!

===Fun Facts===
*Homestar would determine that the background pieces are bushes in [[Flash is Dead!]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:fluffypuff2.html|watch "Fluffy Puff Commercial"]]
*[[HR:fluffypuff2.swf|view the Flash file for "Fluffy Puff Commercial"]]
*[[HR:marshie.html|Meet Marshie]]
{{missinginfo|release date}}

[[Category:Shorts]]
[[Category:Fluffy Puff]]
[[Category:DVD Commentary]]

User:skippyman2099

Skippyman2099 — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 05:54:53 GMT

Skippyman2099:

First name: Matthew 
Location: Los Gatos, CA 
Born: 1979 
Likes: comic book movies, original motion picture scores, VeggieTales, Alias TV series 
Dislikes: spelling/grammar errors (from those who should know better), Tom Green, disrespect for authority, Joel Schumacher 
Considerable contributions: commentary transcript for [[army]], commentary transcript for [[crazy cartoon]], commentary transcript for [[funny]], commentary transcript for [[suntan]]

Homestar Dinoland

Skippyman2099 — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 18:19:50 GMT

Skippyman2099: changed to past tense

{{tbd}}
[[File:DinoLand_Postcard.PNG|thumb|Or it might just be drawer]]
Homestar Dinoland's first and only appearance was in [[Hremail 62]]. It appears to be some type of theme park. It was also supposed to be coming in July 2012.

Songs By Title

Skippyman2099 — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 19:55:06 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* G */ adding DVD exclusive song

An alphabetical list of all the original songs in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. (The [[Songs]] page contains sections listing all original and non-original songs heard in the body of work.) After the song title is a link to either the first or most complete item. This may not match the list on the Songs page.

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{{compactTOC3}}

==#==
*[[Songs from Baddest of the Bands#3 O'Clock Twist|3 O'Clock Twist]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]

==A==
*Ain't That a Drag? — [[montage]]
*[[All Is On]] — [[for kids]]

==B==
*[[Because, It's Midnite]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*"Best Friends Squad" Theme Song — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]
*Big Ol' Red Head — [[do over]]
*Box — [[haircut]]
*Brain Sister — [[Summer Short Shorts]]
*Buttdance Again — [[bottom 10]]
*Backyard Peaches — [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]

==C==
*[[Can't You Hear the Wind Blow?]] — [[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Fight Song — [[mascot]]
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] Orientation song — [[On Break]]
*Cheat Commandos Theme — [[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[The Cheatcakes]] advert jingle — [[stupid stuff]]
*Cheer Up, Coach Z - [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*Chickenshine — [[lunch special]]
*The Chumbly Wumbly Bear — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]
*[[Circles]] — [[theme party]]
*[[Cool Tapes]] — [[Cool Things]]
*Cool Tapes 2 — [[Weclome Back]]
*Cool Tapes 3 — [[Quote of the Week]]
*Coloring (Outside The Lines) — [[coloring]]
*Count To Three song — [[for kids]]
*[[Crystal Fortress (song)|Crystal Fortress]] — [[Crystal Fortress]]

==D==
*[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] II Theme Song — [[stunt double]]
*The Day of Birth Song — [[cheatday]]
*Decomposing Pumpkins — [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
*The Decoupage — [[death metal]]
*[[Cool Tapes#Doin' the Wigglie — Baddest of the Bands|Doin' the Wigglie]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]
*Don't Forget to Spellcheck — [[local news]]

==E==
*Everybody Everybody — [[Intro]]
*Everybody Everybody (Decemberween Mix) — [[A Holiday Greeting]]
*Everybody Knows It — [[Everybody Knows It]]
*Everybody to the Limit — [[Everybody To The Limit (Live)|Everybody To The Limit]]

==F==
*Feed the Childrens — [[bottom 10]]
*The Fish Lure (Come on and get in the Boat) — [[lures & jigs]]
*[[Food-Related Love]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]

==G==
*[[The Geddup Noise]], DJ Teh Cheat's Indie-Tronic remix — [[geddup noise]]
*Giant Guitar — [[The Cheatar]]
*Gonna Have A Good Time Tonight — [[A Folky Tale]]
*Good Graphics Song — [[Workin' on the Game]]

==H==
*Havin' Fun With My Friends — [[high school]]
*Here Comes the [[Strong Bad]] — [[pizzaz]]
*Here Comes [[The Thnikkaman]] — [[monument]]
*The "High Voice Crew" song — [[helium]]
*Hip Hop Dance — [[New Boots]]
*The Hold Music — [[isp]]
*[[Homestar Runner]] Theme Song — [[Theme Song Video]]
*Homestar Runner Theme Song Reprise — [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Homestar's [[Bread]] Sing Alongs — [[origins]]
*Homestar's "We'll be right back" jingle — [[the facts]]
*[[Songs from Baddest of the Bands#Hugo Left Me Miserable|Hugo Left Me Miserable]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]

==I==
*I Can't Believe How Awesome I Am — [[Strong Bad Sings]]
*I Don't Care How They Spell Things on the Internet — [[local news]]
*I freakin' hate Sibbie — [[sibbie]]
*I really gotta pee — [[extra plug]]
*[[i think i have a chance with this guy]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*The "I'm Just Me" Song — [[record book]]
*"I'm On A Rampage" — [[rampage]]
*I'm The Best Around — [[montage]]
*If I Don't Get Video Games... — [[Hooked on Decemberween]]
*Independent Girl — [[One Two, One Two]]
*It's Just ITS — [[local news]]
*[[It's like it was meant to be]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*It's Over (Kissyboots) — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
*It's Over (Tite Rolled) — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
*It's That Clock — [[vacation]]
*It's the Weekend (Party Party Party) — [[montage]]

==J==
*Jammin' Tunes — [[road trip]]

==K==
*[[Songs from Baddest of the Bands#Kick The Chort|Kick The Chort]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]
*"The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show" theme song — [[senior prom]]

==L==
*Labor Day Song — [[Labor Dabor]]
*[[The ladies in my town all know my name]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*Laserdisc — [[lady...ing]]
*Leave me a message — [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
*[[Songs from Baddest of the Bands#Left Shift Alt Delete|Left Shift Alt Delete]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]
*[[Let's get started on doing all those awesome things I suggested]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*Let's Make Believe That We're In Love (So I Can Break Up With You) — [[Strong Bad Sings]]
*The Li'l Brudder Show Theme Song — [[The Li'l Brudder Show]]
*[[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] Theme Song — [[best thing]]
*[[Cool Tapes#Limozeen is Not Very Nice — Baddest of the Bands|Limozeen is Not Very Nice]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]

==M==
*Mortgage Jingle — [[Senor Mortgage]]
*[[Moving Very Slowly]] — [[fingers]]
*[[Mrs. Commanderson]] — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
*[[Cool Tapes#My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It) — Baddest of the Bands|My Face (Please Don't Put Needles In It)]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]

==N==
*[[Nite Mamas]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*No One Understands Me — [[Let us give TANKS!]]
*Not Talkin' 'bout Butter — [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
*Not Talkin' 'bout Butter Remix — [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]

==O==
*Oh yeah yeah — [[marzipan]]
*Once I knew this guy — [[Sing Along]]
*One Two, One Two — [[One Two, One Two]]
*Ooncha Ooncha! — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]

==P==
*People With Too Much Time On Their Hands — [[Fan Costume Commentary]]
*[[Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style]] — [[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Poot-Slap]] — [[The Luau]]
*The Portly Washboy Theme Song — [[radio]]
*Pressed Bunson — [[coloring]]

==Q==

==R==
*Rap Song — [[Rap Song]]
*[[Songs from Baddest of the Bands#Roll' Wit' Da Punches|Roll' Wit' Da Punches]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]
*Run Away — [[The Cheatar]]

==S==
*The Saddest Song — [[sugarbob]]
*Save The Last Email For Strong Bad — [[alternate universe]]
*SBEMAIL! — [[rock opera]]
*Seasonal Sweaters — [[Decemberween In July]]
*[[Secret Song]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*[[Sensitive To Bees]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*She Partied Without Dancing — [[old comics]]
*The S is for Sucks (children's version) — [[Trogday 08]]
*The S is for Sucks (heavy metal version) — [[Trogday 08]]
*[[Showdown]] — [[montage]]
*[[Songs from Baddest of the Bands#Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids|Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]
*Smart Drinks — [[nightlife]]
*Some Stupid Turkey — [[Some Stupid Turkey]]
*[[Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)]] — [[Strong Bad Sings]]
*Song about Sibbie — [[sibbie]]
*[[Space Captainface]]: Pretender of the Galaxy — [[space program]]
*[[Songs from Baddest of the Bands#Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store|Stealin' Stuff From My Own Dang Store]] — [[Baddest of the Bands]]
*"Strong Bad Email Show" theme songs — [[theme song]]
*Strong Bad is a Bad Guy — [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*Strong Bad's #1 Future Jam: "[[Grumblecakes]]" — [[time capsule]]
*[[Strong Badia National Anthem]] — [[flag day]]
*Stupidest Guy — [[Homestar Quiz]]
*Sugarpie, Sugarbob — [[sugarbob]]
*Summertime is Here — [[Audition with Marzipan]]
*[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Theme Song]] — [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]
*[[The System Is Down (song)|The System Is Down]] — [[techno]]

==T==
*T-TV, TV Show — [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]
*Technochocolate — [[monument]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad]] Theme Song — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
*[[The Cheat is Not Dead]] — [[caper]]
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] — [[new hands]]
*They're Orange, They're Black — [[Malloween Commercial]]
*Thoughts on a Bird — [[Audition with Marzipan]]
*[[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]] — [[dangeresque 3]]
*Too Many Knives — [[An Important Rap Song]]
*[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] — [[dragon]]
*Trudgemank — [[Trudgemank]]
*Tweezercise — [[lady fan]]
*The two-o duo — [[cheatday]]

==U==

==V==
*Valentimes — [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

==W==
*we don't even really care about you — [[concert]]
*"[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]" Theme Song — [[for kids]]
*Whatever Happened to Capitalization? — [[local news]]
*When All My Dreams Come True — [[part-time job]]
*When Email Comes To Town — [[Quote of the Week]]
*Where U Goin' 2? — [[Where U Goin' 2?]]
*Who's the Guy Who Wins All the Contests? — [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[Women and Men]] — [[Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008]] and [[Limozeen Live! - 8 Nov 2008|8 Nov 2008]]

==X==
*Xeriouxly Forxe Theme — [[Xeriouxly Forxe]]

==Y==
*You Said You'd Bake Us A Cake! — [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]
*YOUR/YOU'RE — [[local news]]
*Your Own Medicine — [[Audition with Marzipan]]
*You're A Girl — [[montage]]
*[[You've got an Ugly & Stupid Butt]] — [[Strong Bad Sings]]

==Z==

{{Songs}}

[[Category:Lists]][[Category:Songs]]

mini-golf

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 00:48:11 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Commentary Transcript */ replacing "unintelligible" placeholder

{{sbenav|174|the paper|concert}}
[[Image:Mini-golf.png|thumb|200px|"And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based."]]

A trip to the Sweet Puttin' Cakes mini-golf course is fraught with insanity.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, [[Rumble Red]] (Easter Egg), {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The Worm}}, {{film|Keyboard Strong Bad}}, {{film|Eh! Steve!}} (audio only), {{film|The Wheelchair}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, August 13, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:27

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' E-mail! I'm so in love with you! It's kind of inappropriate!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>
subject: miniature golf course</div>
Helllooooooo Strongbad, 
I was wondering if Strongbadia had a miniature golf 
course because I think it would be cool if Strongbadia 
had a miniature golf course. 
Hoping to play the Strongbadia miniature golf course soon, 
Somebody noone cares about in IA
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad pronounces "Helllooooooo" as "Hell-la-la-la-la-looooo", pronounces "noone" as "no one", and adds "Also known as, Everyone in Iowa" at the end of the e-mail. Also, he says "Strongbadia miniature golf course" the exact same way every time}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' What, are you getting paid everytime you say the words 'miniature golf course?' Because I'd, miniature golf course, like to get in on that ac-miniature golf course-tion.

''{clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Of, miniature golf course, course, I don't sell out for cheap. I usually get ''{typing in orange}'' Kozmik Bowling ''{cha-ching sound from a cash register; continues typing normally}'' 50 bucks everytime I ''{typing in red}'' That Paintball Place Down the Street ''{cha-ching sound; typing normally}'' mention some kind of ''{typing in blue}'' Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld ''{cha-ching sound; typing normally}'' fun-time emporium.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no! Not now! Did that sound like I was done? Get back up there!

''{New Paper goes back up, making a "eang clonk vvvvvt" sound. Strong Bad clears the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, mini-golf. Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own, so when we need to get our tiny golf on, we usually head over to...

''{Cut to a sign that reads "Sweet Puttin' Cakes, Puttiature Golf-Golf". The [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] theme tune plays.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sweet Puttin' Cakes.

''{Zoom out to reveal a Sweet Cuppin' Cakes based area. Multiple miniature golf holes are scattered around the sign, including one featuring the Drive-Thru Whale and three holes. [[Eh! Steve!]] stands on top of a large golf ball waving a putter. Three regular golf balls are seen bouncing up and down on a piece of turf.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based. In fact, we don't even know how to get there.

''{Zoom in to the three golf balls bouncing up and down. Slow pan across the hole to a metal version of [[Sherlock]] lying on the hole with his mouth open.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's just like, one minute you're thinking about miniature golf...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement. The Cheat and Strong Bad are lying on the couch. The remote lies near The Cheat's feet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know what I love? The smell of that rubber handle on the putters, that you know like a thousand other...

''{The audio track slows ''way'' down. Zoom in to Strong Bad's mouth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...people have touched.

''{The screen fades to black.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and the next minute, you're there.

''{Cut back to Sweet Puttin' Cakes. The Cheat and Strong Bad appear in the middle of the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{simultaneously} {impressed The Cheat noises}''

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat look around. Strong Bad starts scratching the back of his head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Your descent into madness begins on the first hole.

''{Cut to Homestar standing in a circular piece of turf holding a putter. A sign reads "Par 1010". A ball is at his feet. Off to the right is the metal version of Sherlock.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Wormhole.

''{Homestar putts the ball. The ball rolls towards the hole when suddenly the hole moves to the right. Homestar looks surprised. Zoom in on the hole. The Worm pops up. As he speaks, the words he says come out of his mouth.}''

'''THE WORM:''' Get your own!

''{The Worm bites into the golf ball. Its other end comes out of the ball and bites the first. It then travels in a circle down the hole and back up out of the ball. Zoom out to Homestar contemplating what's happening.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Umm, I'm gonna say that's a birdie. ''{Homestar bends over and squints at the worms, then straightens up}'' Yep. Definitely a birdie. ''{Homestar bends over and squints two more times}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Things calm down a little bit for the...

''{Cut to a sign reading "Eh!th Steve!".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Eh! Steve!}'' ...Eh!th, Steve! ''{normal}'' hole.

''{Zoom out to reveal a hole where Eh! Steve! is seen moving his mouth up and down, revealing a hole every time it opens, and making a quiet "ahh" sound every time it opens or closes. On the turf, the hill moves forward and backwards. Strong Bad walks in from the bottom of the screen. Cut to view of Strong Bad and The Cheat at the beginning of the hole. Strong Bad is on the starting mat, preparing to putt. Homestar is still visible in the background, examining the loop of worms. Zoom in on Strong Bad. An arm similar to Strong Bad's reaches in from the right side of the screen and taps Strong Bad on the shoulder.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{Cut to view of Keyboard Strong Bad, holding a putter. Keyboard Strong Bad starts playing demo music and jumping up and down. Cut back to view of the beginning of the hole with The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Keyboard Strong Bad in view.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, geez! I didn't know you were ahead of us! No need to play the whole demo, man!

''{Cut to view of the Eh! Steve! hole. Strong Bad stands aside and Keyboard Strong Bad enters. Keyboard Strong Bad putts a hole in one.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course, if you sink the putt, you get rewarded with that heavenly sound!

'''EH! STEVE!:''' EH! STEVE!

''{A tile opens up, revealing The Wheelchair.}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' ROODY ROO ROO AND A FROODY FROOO!

''{The tile closes and the screen dims slightly.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The place isn't above some of the usual mini-golf transgressions though.

''{Cut to a white statue of The Wheelchair with a sign reading "Statch!" next to it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Like the infamous "statue hole".

''{Zoom out to reveal The Cheat, holding a putter, and Strong Bad at the beginning of a hole.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{flatly}'' Oh. Watch out, The Cheat. There is a statue of a wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away.

''{Zoom back in to the statue. Cricket sounds are heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not moving at all. Just, statuing.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On top of that, the hole is about one foot from the tee. ''{screen pans down to reveal so}'' Isn't the fun, almost, too much, to take?

''{The screen dims slightly as The Cheat putts and misses.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And yes, even in this infernal place, you can't escape...

''{Cut to a shot of [[Ready for Primetime]] with water flowing from its mouth into a lake. Slowly zoom out to reveal a hole with a bridge over the lake. Bumps in the course keep appearing and disappearing. A sign reads "Par 2O".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ..."the blue family recreation water"! That stuff's just begging for kids to either drink it, or pee in it.

''{A ball is putted across the course and stops near the bumps. A bump appears under it, knocking it into the water.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or worse...

''{Zoom back in to Ready for Primetime.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{queasy}'' ...booooooooooooth.

''{On the right side, black letters reading "BOTH" slowly crawl down the screen into the lake, creating a cloud of blackness in the water. Homestar pops up from underwater, slightly tinged blue}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoo! I didn't find my ball, but I did see some exotic marine life!

''{Strong Bad walks in from the top right part of the screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, all that's down there is cigarette butts.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And... a bra. ''{holds up a brassiere}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweet! ''{gives the thumbs up sign}''

''{Cut to Coach Z, on a circular hole with a rocky wall, and a sign with "Par ∞" on it. Coach Z is holding a putter with a red golf ball at his feet.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The 18th hole puts a unique twist on the standard bottomless-hole-that-sucks-your-golf-ball-away-forever, hole.

''{Zoom out to reveal the course is in the middle of space. Atmospheric music plays. Coach Z putts. The ball goes into the hole, drops down offscreen and then falls from the top of the screen onto Coach Z's head. The ball bounces off his head and lands at his feet. Zoom in on Coach Z's head.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I guess I forgort to port.

''{Coach Z putts again. The ball again falls into the hole and down onto Coach Z's head. The ball bounces off his head and lands at his feet}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh! I guess I forgat to prat!

''{Once again, Coach Z putts, and the cycle repeats}''

'''COACH Z:''' OH! Gorka fa pork!

''{Coach Z putts once again, repeating the cycle yet again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This will go on forever if you let it. In fact, ''{cut back to the Sweet Puttin' Cakes, slowly panning diagonally downwards}'' the only way we've found to ''leave'' Sweet Puttin' Cakes, ''{Strong Bad and The Cheat enter from opposite sides of the screen}'' is to simply will yourself back into reality.

''{Strong Bad and The Cheat both scrunch their faces and grunt. Cut back to the couch. Both The Cheat and Strong Bad appear on the couch exactly how they were before}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking backwards}'' 

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shakes head}'' Whoa, that was weird. ''{zoom in on Strong Bad, smacking his lips}'' My mouth tastes like backwards.

''{Cut to The Cheat.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Your mouth tastes like what?

''{The Cheat open his mouth, showing his teeth dyed with the blue water from Sweet Puttin' Cakes. Zoom out to show the full couch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat! You didn't!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugs} {apologetic The Cheat noises}''

''{[[New Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There you go! See? ''That'' was a punchline! And, another thing. Are you ever ''not'' running out of ink?

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:That Paintball Place Down the Street.png|thumb|The "That Paintball Place Down the Street" Scorecard.]]
*Click on "Kozmik Bowling", "That Paintball Place Down the Street", and "Waterslide Dan's Moistworld" to see scorecards from each of these establishments.
*At the end, click the remote to see a scene at the Drive-Thru Whale hole.
:''{Strong Bad is arguing with the Drive-Thru Whale on a green with no apparent hole. A sign reads "Par, please".}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' No, the hole. Where is the hole?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you just tell my mom to pour gravel on her stump?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Cave your brown.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cave my brown? Homsar, is that you?
:''{Homsar floats by in the background. His hat leaves his head, flies off the top of the screen, but does not return. Strong Bad turns to look at him.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaA! Don't count on it, monster may-an!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*In golf, par refers to the number of strokes expected to complete a hole.
*A birdie is one stroke under par.
*1010 is equal to 10,000,000,000, or 10 billion. This would mean that Homestar made 9,999,999,999 putts to sink the first hole.
*∞ is the sign for [[Wikipedia:Infinity|infinity]].
**This means that the player will always finish ∞ shots under par if this 18th hole can be overcome at any time, unless there is a hole in the golf course with a par of -∞, in which case the player will always finish with [[Wikipedia:NaN|NaN]] shots over/under par.
*A [[Wikipedia:Wormhole|wormhole]] is an occurrence in theoretical physics in which two different points are connected to one another through a tunnel in space-time, in a way that entering one end instantly transports matter and energy to the other end.
*The worm biting itself alludes to [[Wikipedia:Ouroboros|Ouroboros]] (A single snake that devours itself, symbolizing the concept of cyclicality or philosophical perennialism).
*Par2O refers to [[Wikipedia:water (molecule)|H2O]], the molecular formula for water.
*Kosmik (or Cosmic) Bowling is a promotion where fluorescent pins, black lights, and loud music are used on the lanes.
*Many Mini-Golf courses have water that is dyed blue. The dye keeps aquatic flora from growing on the water's surface.
*On many mini-golf courses, after the ball is sunk in the 18th (final) hole, it goes into a chest that only golf course employees can open.
*"Sweet Puttin' Cakes, Puttiature Golf-Golf" is written on the sign; [[Wikipedia: Putt-Putt Fun Centers|Putt-Putt]] is the name of a chain of [[Wikipedia: miniature golf|miniature golf]] centers.

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's [[Reversed Dialogue|backwards speech]] as he and The Cheat return are the words "thousand other people have touched", from the beginning, though not as slowly.
*The synthesized "vocal" instrument used in the Sweet Puttin' Cakes music is probably done in homage to the 1988 game [[Wikipedia: Zany Golf|Zany Golf]], which has a similar synthesized vocal instrument in its music. The concept of the Sweet Puttin' Cakes course may have also been inspired in part by Zany Golf, which is fairly surreal and has many unusual and bizarre holes.
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad aims for par at the Sweet Puttin' Cakes mini-golf course."

===Remarks===
*All characters putt right-handed. Also, when Coach Z putts, his right hand is above his left hand (cross-handed), which is reversed from the proper form for right-handed putting (right hand below left hand).
*When [[New Paper]] appears the first time, the "Click Here to Email Strong Bad" link is fully functional.
**The New Paper drops much more quickly than it did in [[the paper]].
*In the beginning, the Drive-Thru Whale putting surface is seen with several holes, but in the Easter egg, all the holes are gone, and the green is differently shaped.
*There is no Back button at the end of the email.
*Strong Bad previously spoke backwards in [[rock opera]].
*The sound of Keyboard Strong Bad tapping Strong Bad on the shoulder is made with the same Casio VL-Tone keyboard that the "demo music" comes from.
*This is the second email in a row in which Homsar's hat does not return.

===Goofs===
*In the beginning of the email, Strong Bad types "every time" as one word.
*When the camera zooms in on Strong Bad's mouth, the VCR and TV move along with it for one frame.

===Inside References===
*One of the players in the bowling scorecard Easter egg is named [[Dan]].
**Strong Bad also mentions "Waterslide Dan's Moistworld" for yet another reference to the name "[[Dan]]".
* [[Rumble Red]] appears on the <s>[[Wikipedia: Communism|Kommunist]]</s>Kozmik Bowling scorecard.
*Strong Bad saying his [[My Mouth Tastes Like...|mouth tastes like]] backwards echoes the email [[morning routine]], where he said his mouth tasted like emails.
*Homestar finds a [[underwear|bra]] in the lake.
*Strong Bad claims that the only thing in the pond are [[Smoking|cigarette butts]].
*"Puttiature" is a [[portmanteau]].

== DVD Version ==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Sherlock]])

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, we’ve got, uh, the…

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''MIKE:''' …Cow copter. Or his real name — Sherlock.

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''MIKE:''' How’s it going Sherlock?

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''MIKE:''' Uh…cool, cool. What hole number are you? Um, is—

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''MIKE:''' …Okay…

'''SHERLOCK:''' ''{mumbling}''

'''MIKE:''' …interesting. He just said that, uh, he had chicken tacos for breakfast this morning. That’s a unconventional breakfast where I come from; I dunno about Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes Land.

''{Mike laughs as Matt breaks character}''

'''MATT:''' Hey Mike, why don’t you do that — you do that mouse. That mouse-worm.

'''MIKE:''' The worm — ''{as The Worm}'' is a miracle. What else does he say?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, well — I don’t know, we’ll find out probably. It’s another one I haven’t watched in forever.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, here’s another instance — another — this is another instance of Strong Bad’s, uh, The Lappy being able to change text. Color and style.

'''MATT:''' There’s some good Easter eggs from those other score cards from each of those places? I think those are good Easter eggs. You should — you should hit the alternate angle button next time you watch this email.

'''MIKE:''' I forgot about the, uh… The Paper, coming down; ''{unintelligible}'' The Paper problem.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we did that — I dunno maybe five or six emails, where The New Paper kept screwing up.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah we’d always screw up The Paper. ''{overlapping}''

'''MATT:''' ''{referring to the bouncing golf balls}'' Look at those, those — that reminds me of some, I dunno, weird um…

'''MIKE:''' Pop-eye episode?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. No — though, well, there’s that, and there’s …uh… what’re they called? DoDo Land or whatever. Wackyland?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' Where Gogo the Dodo lives… from Looney Tunes.

''{Silence until the worm’s hole moves}''

'''MATT:''' Oh, that is not fair.

'''MIKE:''' ''{as The Worm}'' Get your own!

'''MATT:''' Good job.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks, I can — I’ve still got it, you know, people keep telling me—

'''MATT:''' What do you call that? Isn’t there something — the snake eating itself? Doesn’t that have some name or symbol, or — it’s got a name but, the symbol of the snake eating itself. Something else I’ve learned from the Homestar Runner Wiki.

'''MIKE:''' We started to make a, uh, game with Jonathan, right?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' A little flash game.

'''MATT:''' Maybe we should just animate it and put it in, uh, put it in here as an Easter egg.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you guys — look around. Either at the end of this email, or maybe off the, uh, main menu from this one — look around.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Uh, there’s a drawing of—

''{both laugh at The Wheelchair.}''

'''MATT:''' There’s a, uh, sketch of that Eh! Steve! hole. When we were, you know, talking about the concept of this email.

'''MIKE:''' Uh huh.

'''MATT:''' And uh… it says, uh… what’s it say, Goop? I think or something, the word goop is coming out of Eh! Steve!’s head? Like, it was like, when you got a hole in one, the word Goop, like, lighted letters came out of his head. Goop or…something like that.

''{Mike laughing.}''

'''MIKE:''' I can’t imagine why we nixed that idea.

''{Matt laughing.}''

'''MATT:''' So, what about the statue on the mini, mini-golf hole, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, there was that one, just like—

'''MATT:''' Oh, there’s a Gorilla next to this hole.

'''MIKE:''' The jungle themed ones, yeah. They would always just have the statue of the giraffe, like, up on a hill next to the hole.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{referring to the black word BOTH that slithers into the blue water}'' That was kinda gross there—

'''MIKE:''' What was this, Mountasia?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, Mountasia.

'''MIKE:''' Brad Toolman, Dane Cubis, and Matt Harris all worked at Mountasia.

'''MATT:''' I didn’t know that!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, they-they’ve never been able to determine if they worked there at the same time and knew each other back then or not.

''{Matt laughing.}''

''{Silence until Homestar emerges from the blue water with a bra.}''

'''MIKE:''' Did you ever have to get into the blue water, to retrieve, uh, a ball or…

'''MATT:''' I probably reached into it. Yeah.

''{Silence until Coach Z putting}''

'''MATT:''' That looks like, uh… it’s in Dr. Strange Land. The only thing I know about the comic book character Dr. Strange is that he goes to weird dimensions where there’s floating, like, stalactite-y platforms.

''{Mike laughs.}''

'''MIKE:''' It reminds me of…Zurootha? What was that… movie, with like—

'''MATT:''' Oh, it was the sequel to Jumanji?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, that’s right; nobody knew that?

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' But, nobody knew that.

'''MIKE:''' Didn’t Favreau direct that?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I think he did.

''{Silence until The Cheat and Strong Bad begin to will themselves back home.}''

'''MATT:''' ''{quietly}'' The Cheat is really clenching there.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, like those cheat arms – I gotta remember those cheat arms.

'''MATT:''' I know!

'''MIKE:''' That’s the kinda thing—

'''MATT:''' That’s what we should be doing with these commentaries, is marking down… symbols that we want to use for later on.

'''MIKE:''' Matt and I always ask each other several times making an email, “Hey, what’s the one where — I know we did some new cheat arms for this thing!”

''{Matt laughs.}''

'''MIKE:''' —and we spend, like, twenty minutes on the wiki trying to find it, and—

'''MATT:''' Look at those shrug arms, too!

'''MIKE:''' I know—

'''MATT:''' Shruggish. A shruggish, ruggish bone.

''{short pause}''

'''MATT:''' And I had a… printer like that in college…

=== Fun Facts ===
*The first of [[The Worm]]'s lines that Mike quotes was a previous [[Quote of the week]] on July 19, 2004, and is from the [[Decemberween in July]] short, [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]].
*[[Wikipedia:Doctor Strange|Doctor Strange]] is a comic book superhero appearing in Marvel Comics.
*The movie Matt was trying to think of is called ''[[Wikipedia:Zathura (film)|Zathura]]'', and it is indeed a sequel to ''[[Wikipedia:Jumanji (film)|Jumanji]]'', and directed by [[Wikipedia:Jon Favreau|Jon Favreau]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gogo Dodo|Gogo the Dodo]] is a [[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toons]] character who lives in Wackyland, a bizarre landscape which is seen in [[Looney Tunes]] cartoons like [[Wikipedia:Porky in Wackyland|Porky in Wackyland]] (which stars Gogo's father).

== External Links ==
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Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:38:24 GMT

Skippyman2099: undid revision 648820; no seriously, try LISTENING

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{{aboutemail}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dragons}}

[[Image:sbemail58picture2a.PNG|thumb|"Check out all his majesty."]]

Kaizer wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon. [[Trogdor]] is born.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[The S is for Sucks Dragon]], {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 13, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:20

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}, {{dvd|Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD|notitle=true}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! ''{opens email, stops singing}'' Oh man! It's not from a female.

''{reading email}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
 
Can you draw a dragon? I want to see 
your skills of an artist. 
 
well, g2g, 
kaizer 
CA</blockquote>

''{After "artist," Strong Bad mumbles, "um, okay," reads g2g as "g two g", and adds the word "from" between "kaizer" and "California."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A dragon? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions. I make drawing FUN!!

''{Cut to a close-up of a piece of paper on a table. The only part of Strong Bad that's visible is his right boxing glove, and he is holding a pencil. Simple music starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' To begin, draw an S—

''{Draws an S on the paper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —for snake. Or dragon. Er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S.

''{Draws another S connected to the other}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' For the head, put a top mark on a long V.

''{Draws a triangle on top of the S}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then you add some legs...

''{Draws two beefy legs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...draw on a couple of arms... and—

''{Draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. Wait a minute.

''{Music stops with a record scratch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural.

''{Draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks,' and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S.

''{Music starts again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Close it up real good at the top for his head,—

''{Makes an attached, open-mouth head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.

''{Draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, you can add smoke or fire,—

''{Draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —or maybe some wings, you know, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.

''{Draws two wings on the dragon's back.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.

''{Draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.

''{Taps the drawing with his pencil point}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now he needs a name. How about ''TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR''.

''{Writes it below the dragon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.

''{Draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon}''

''{Cut to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There's my dragon, Kaizer. ''{music stops}'' Let's see how the other students are doing.

''{Strong Bad gets up, making the [[the Geddup Noise| geddup noise]]. Cut to scene in a big room with several tables. Strong Bad approaches Coach Z, who is drawing with chalk on a small slate.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! What do you got for me, Coach Z?

'''COACH Z:''' Take a look there!

''{Cut to a close up of a squiggly drawing that resembles a snake with a huge head}''

'''COACH Z:''' I think she's lookin' pretty good!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Coach Z}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! ''{shakes his head}'' Geez. ''{walks away muttering}'' Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' That happened once!

''{Cut to Strong Mad. He is using an X-Acto Knife to carve the word 'DAGRON' into the table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.

''{Cut to Strong Sad, who has drawn a much more advanced, realistic, and shaded dragon.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, crap! I didn't know ''you'' were doing one.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure. ''{cut to close up of his picture}'' I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and—

''{Cut back to Strong Sad and Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll improve on your methods!!

''{Strong Bad takes out his BMW lighter and sets Strong Sad's picture aflame. It quickly disintegrates with hardly a trace left.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' What?! ''{pauses}'' That's not an improvement!

'''STRONG BAD:''' BWA HA HA HA!! Trogdor strikes again!

''{The following heavy metal song is accompanied with black and white pencil-drawn scenes of Trogdor, fire, countryside, a knight with an axe, Trogdor with the knight's legs, peasants on fire and thatched-roof cottage on fire.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' TROGDOR!!! 
TROGDOR!!! 
Trogdor was a man! 
I mean, he was a dragon-man! 
Er, maybe he was just a dragon. 
Um... But he was still TROGDOR!!!! 
TROGDOR!!!! 
Burninating the countryside! 
Burninating the peasants! 
Burninating all the people! 
In their thatched-roof COTTAGES!!! 
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!

''{Cut to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you click on the "R" in the "DAGRON" Strong Mad is carving in the table, you'll get to see Homsar's attempt at drawing a dragon just before Strong Sad's scene.
:''{Strong Bad walks up to Homsar, who has written "TASTER'S CHOICE" on a piece of lined paper and taped it to the table. A roll of masking tape sits nearby.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta my house! ''{walks away}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' ''{Sadly}'' I do what I'm told...

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Chiaroscuro|Chiaroscuro]] is a [http://www2.evansville.edu/studiochalkboard/s-chiaro.html method] for creating the illusion of a three-dimensional solid form in a two-dimensional piece of artwork through the use of contrasting areas of light and dark. Literally "lightdark" in Italian.

===Trivia===
*In an [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|interview with Kevin Scott]], [[The Brothers Chaps]] said this email took the longest to make.
*Strong Bad writes "TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR" using a [[Lowercase i's|lowercase "i"]] because the [[font]] that The Brothers Chaps use for Strong Bad's handwriting, [[Fonts#AhnbergHand|AhnbergHand]], has a capital I that looks like a lowercase one.
*The summary on the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed for this video says "Strong Bad starts a bad drawing revolution."
*To promote [[8-Bit is Enough]], this email was added to the [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/nintendochannel Nintendo Channel] in December 2008 under the title, "Trogdor!"

===Remarks===
*Although the [[BMW lighter]]'s flame is close to the table, the table is unaffected.
*The Homsar Easter egg automatically plays during the email in the Podstar Runner version.
*Burninate is a [[portmanteau]] of burn and incinerate.
*"Kaiser" is the ultimate dragon form of the hero in the [[Wikipedia:Breath of Fire|Breath of Fire]] series of video games. Since The Brothers Chaps have stated that all of the emails except [[mile]] are authentic, this is either a coincidence, or the email writer was a fan of this series.
*In the DVD, Podcast, and Nintendo Channel versions, Homsar's scene plays automatically.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Floating-arm.png|thumb|200px|I'm the floating arm of dooooom!]]
*As noted in the [[#Commentary_Transcript|DVD commentary]], Coach Z's drawing faces a different direction in the close-up from the previous scene.
**This same situation also applies to Strong Sad's drawing.
*When Strong Bad is drawing Trogdor's majesty, for a moment Strong Bad's arm is floating, unattached to anything.
*When Strong Bad types "Let's see how the others are doing", he leaves out the word "see."

=== Glitches ===
*There is a small area above Coach Z's medallion that is see-through.

===Inside References===
*"And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" is a reference to the email [[guitar]], where Strong Bad says "dragon" instead of "Trogdor".
*Homsar having a roll of masking tape next to him is a reference to the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Strong Sad Blog]], where he is "holding" a roll of tape in the background of his e-vite.
*The X-Acto Knife that [[Strong Mad]] uses is the same one that [[Strong Bad]] uses in the email [[flag day]].
*The first few chords of the Trogdor song are quite similar to the melody of Strong Bad's email song in [[property of ones]].

===Real-World References===
*Homsar's "drawing" says [[Wikipedia:Taster's Choice|Taster's Choice]], a popular coffee from Nescafe.
*Strong Bad's line "I make drawing fun!" is intoned like the mascot for Aquafresh for Kids with his catchphrase "I make brushing fun!"

===Fast Forward===
*Exactly three years after this email came out, [[Happy Trogday]] was released, which celebrated Trogdor's third birthday.
**A clip from this email was also shown in Happy Trogday.
*The peasant drawing would later be used in [[Peasant's Quest]] as the graphic in the title screen.
*On January 13, 2008, the regular [[index page]] was replaced with a picture of Trogdor in the shape of a ''5'' to celebrate his fifth birthday.
*In [[Trogday 08]], Strong Bad and Coach Z celebrate the fifth birthdays of The S is For Sucks Dragon and [[Wormdingler]] (Coach Z's dragon).

== DVD Version ==
*The Homsar Easter egg is automatically enabled, no selecting required.
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' This is one of the least popular emails we've ever done.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Everybody hates it.

'''MIKE:''' Uh, this one took a really long time, and I remember, not, like—

'''MATT:''' Yeah, you wanted to abandon it. Like, we were three-quarters of the way done—

'''MIKE:''' This is one—

'''MATT:''' —and you wanted to start over.

'''MIKE:''' It was... we just—it's very long, and I felt—I dunno. When you're in the middle of it, sometimes it's hard to tell.

'''MATT:''' I wonder, though, if we had just, let's say we cut out the whole Trogdor metal thing at the end, if people would, like, if it's Trogdor, just this dr—bad drawing of a dragon or if it's the metal and the, like, drawings

'''MIKE:''' I think it's th—mostly the metal.

'''MATT:''' That's what I'm sayin'.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' So it'd be funny if we hadn't done that at the end or if we'd made it an Easter egg even, so less people saw it.

'''MIKE:''' So this is, uh, you know, we learned to draw the Ed Emberley way.

'''MATT:''' And later the Marvel Comics way.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' That's true. Um...

'''MATT:''' That thing is unholy. ''{Mike starts laughing again}'' True. It's horrible. We always find ourselves humming this song that's in the background.

'''MIKE:''' Doo doo doot doot, see I'm doing it again.

'''MATT:''' Uh, what is a tincidence! What is a tincidence, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Um... uh so yeah, the— this email, we're, it went up late Monday at probably, I dunno, 4 or 5 o'clock on Monday we were pretty much done with the whole email and Matt started singing the Trogdor song in this squealy—

'''MATT:''' ''{in squealy voice}'' Trogdor!

'''MIKE:''' —in the squealy voice and so then we sort of knew we had to make the Trogdor metal song and then when we made the Trogdor metal song we had to make all the...fancy-shaded Tro—uh, Trogdor drawings for the video.

'''MATT:''' And then didn't Trogdor, the name Trogdor the Burn—I think it was just, like, we decided he had to name him and just, like, it just came out, like, there was no deciding.

'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously, overlapping}'' Yeah, you just came up with it. There was no, like thought—yeah, right.

'''MATT:''' The drawing of Trogdor took a while. Took some...

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. And if you watch there, his thing flips.

'''MATT:''' What happened?

'''MIKE:''' Coach Z's drawing—well there, his head's on the left, but in the closeup the head's on the right.

'''MATT:''' Ohhhh.

'''MIKE:''' I mean, Coach Z's left, and Coach Z's right.

'''MATT:''' Right. Dagron.

'''MIKE:''' Dagron. He's misspelled the word "dragon." There's everybody's favorite. He's correctly spelled the words "Taster's Choice."

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs a little, then a pause}'' That's a good drawing, Mike. We still have those.

'''MIKE:''' Yep.

'''MATT:''' There's the BMW—the, the ever-present BMW lighter. Didn't we say we had some, some people we met that said they tried really hard to find one.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah.

'''MATT:''' And they don't exist in real life, so we apologize.

'''MIKE:''' So... I don't know how these drawings are going to look on your TV screen.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' All made big like this. They might look kind of pixelly and gross, but...

'''MATT:''' I'm, uh, I don't regret it, though, if they look pixelly and gross.

'''MIKE:''' No, we did that on purpose!

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs a little}'' Yes.

'''MIKE:''' You can see in the smoke of the flaming peasant's head, it just kind of—there's a straight line at the top of the smoke. It just kind of stops and that's from the edge of the page. It's just—

'''MATT:''' Oh really?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. You can't see it—yeah, you can see just how it stops

'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh there we go, I see.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' And so, of course, later this all became Peasant's Quest fodder.

=== Fun Facts ===
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Emberley|Ed Emberley]] is the author of several "how to draw" books for children. Emberley's methods consisted of drawing letters of the alphabet to simplify things.
*"How to Draw the Marvel Comics Way" is one of a series of many, many books detailing how "you too can learn to draw in the style of your favorite comic artists."

== See also ==
*[[Trogdor (song)]]
== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail58.html|watch "dragon"]]
*[[HR:sbemail58.swf|view the Flash file for "dragon"]]
*[http://blau.homeunix.net/pub/strongbad/trogdor.mp3 download the song (MP3 format)]
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dragon

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:18:54 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Real-World References */ Aquafresh for kids

Best Caper Ever

Skippyman2099 — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:18:19 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Remarks */ spelling "resembles"

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[[Image:Best Caper Ever.png|thumb|"It doesn't touch!"]]

Strong Bad somehow manages to pull off the best caper ever... if he could only remember it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[The Arctic]], [[The House Of The Brothers Strong]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, February 9, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:43

'''Page Title:''' Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!

==Transcript==
''{slow fade to a closeup of Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, what should I do today? ''{takes a deep breath and turns the other way}'' I just wonder what I should be doing today, you know? ''{shakes head}'' I just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doing today.

''{cut to a long shot of Homestar standing alone on an ice floe, with an iceberg visible in the back}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man. ''{the echo is heard; Homestar looks around}''

''{cut to a closer shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is shorter than the other again. ''{Homestar lifts his right leg and lets it swing freely}'' ''{softly}'' It doesn't touch.

''{cut to a long overhead shot of Homestar drifting which crossfades to a slightly grainy black and white picture with the legend Satellite Feed in the lower right corner}''

''{camera pulls back to reveal the TV is sitting in The House of The Brothers Strong}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you have, like, no idea how we pulled this off?

''{reverse shot of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the television}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's retrace our steps. We stole Homestar's melonade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{nodding}'' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made pee-pee in said melonade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{embarrassed affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now he's on a tiny ice floe in the middle of the Arctic somehow.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we might be missing a couple key steps there.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man! This is like our best caper ever, and we don't even remember what we did!?

''{cut back to Homestar. A black lump can be seen floating off to frame left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass! ''{singsong}'' Thanks for stopping by! ''{cut to a medium shot}'' Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot! ''{Homestar looks over his shoulder, annoyed}'' Hm! ''{He starts shaking his body erratically and grunting before taking out a satellite phone}'' Oh, That is it, satellite phone! You've poked me for the last time! ''{He tosses the phone into the ocean}'' You too, flare gun. ''{He takes out a flare gun and drops it into the ocean}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, lying on the carpet}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're sure you don't remember like tricking Homestar to get onto a cargo plane, ''{sketch of Homestar running towards a plane with a sign saying "Free Pile" appears over them}'' maybe bribing some walruses, ''{sketch of The Cheat with feet giving money to three walruses appears and fade}'' or like experimenting with the folding of space-time? ''{sketch of a diagram of a black hole, The Cheat with [[Cool Shades|glasses]], and math equations}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{negative The Cheat response}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, the only thing we know for certain is you made wee ''{a picture of a glass of melonade appears}'' in Homestar's melonade and he's stuck ''{picture of a globe appears with a circle around it pointing to a tiny Homestar}'' on the other side of the globe in which we mysteriously have satellite coverage. ''{a satellite appears next to the globe}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps up, makes scared The Cheat noise}''

''{cut back to a medium shot of Homestar standing on the ice floe}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, ''just maybe'', this ''{close-up of Homestar}'' isn't Marzipan's new patio. I should probably yell for help.

''{cut to a long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry! ''{echo is heard}''

''{cut back to a close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry sounds like the kind of guy that could get me out of this jam!

''{cut back to long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice breaking}'' Larry! ''{echo}''

''{cut back to close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar? ''{echo}''

''{cut to a medium shot. Strong Sad is drifting in frame left, reading a book}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, would you please keep it down?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great! Strong Sad! You're a polar bear, right?

''{close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube, so future generations can thaw me out ''{cut back to a medium shot of the two of them}'' and marvel at my same length legs!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...

''{black card with an iceberg and the word "end." appears}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period to see a scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat at Bubs' Concession Stand.
:''{The Cheat is on the counter of the stand, beside Bubs, while Strong Bad looks on. A sign is taped on the counter, reading, "BUBS A VET NOW! GET IT?"}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{to Strong Bad}'' And I'm gonna need you to fill ''this'' up.
:''{He takes out a trash can, which has a fill line drawn on it and a "Grody Sample" label taped to it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{suddenly angry}'' I'm not looking at The Cheat!
:''{Strong Bad looks surprised}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia: Spacetime|Space-time]] is a mathematical model that combines space and time into a single entity.

===Remarks===
*When Homestar yells, his voice echoes, even though there is nothing for his voice to echo off of.
*Homestar mentions a "bloated sea lion carcass" despite the fact that sea lions do not live in the Arctic Ocean.
*The Cheat bends his arms as if he had hands.
*The globe showing where Homestar is resembles more of the United States globe, rather than that of [[Free Country, USA]]. There also appears to be no Arctic on the previously shown globes of the Homestar Runner world.

===Goofs===
*In the black-and-white satellite footage, the ice sheet that Homestar is standing on has a colored outline.
*When Homestar yells for Larry the water sparkles extend over the horizon.
*The running time for this short is listed as 2:43 on the [[New Stuff]] menu, but 3:09 on the [[Toons#Shorts|Shorts]] menu.

===Inside References===
*The Cheat tainted Homestar's [[melonade]] by [[peeing]] in it.
*One of the people to whom Homestar called for help was [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|himself]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!" title is referring to the cartoon's unfortunate timing; it was released the day after [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090207/ap_on_re_us/ice_floe_fishermen 134 people were rescued from a freeflowing sheet of ice] that broke off into [[Wikipedia:Lake Erie|Lake Erie]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:bestcaper.html|Watch "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[HR:bestcaper.swf|View the Flash file for "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[Forum:15095|forum thread re: "Best Caper Ever"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Hremail 62

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:08:54 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Transcript */ put stage direction in order

{{toonnav|Short|hremail62|Coach Z's 110%|Homestarloween Party}}
{{subtitlesLinks|xmas08}}
[[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|thumb|"Nothing like a little educache and the foundache!"]]

Homestar tells Chuck from Rochester all about the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Desk]], [[The Drawer]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 25, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:06

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!"

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

Hello, Homestar 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Advancement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip? 
 
Chuck, Rochester

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a black and white photo of a brick building}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundition, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange dresser''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer! Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. Is that the plural of student, studentia? Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar opens drawer and reveals a dank inside with a half brown, half yellow crayon}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! First up on our tour, is this brellow crown! ''{Holds up the crayon}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a computer sitting on the desk}''

'''ARTURO:''' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{Scene of Homestar walking to Bubs' Concession Stand comes on screen, zooms in to video}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way, holding a yellow crayon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Dangit, purple wrench!

''{Concession stand moves up and down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow "zornet"}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro}'' Next item up for tour, is my collection of old homestars! ''{cut back to drawer}'' They provide a unique cross section of my many facets! ''{holds up a star-shaped cotton ball}'' Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper! ''{holds a glittery golden star}'' This one's from my brief stint as supreme emperor! Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler. ''{holds up a crusty paper star}'' And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, four score!

''{Cut to Homestar from the colonial days, with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen. He's wearing the tattered paper star, which is still just as tattered as in the previous scene, but lacking the stain.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And with that, I am done tickling my face! ''{Pulls out a sloppy joe burger}'' Mhm! Sloppy Joseph! ''{takes a bit out of it, some spills on his star}'' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to Homestar Runner at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon! ''{Pulls out a photo of Homestar and Marzipan on a beach, with a coupon for an oil filter taped above Marzipan}'' Not ours! I think it was some couple from Canadas! Or, Cancun... nada. Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!

''{Cut back to Homestar's desk, Homestar walks and sits down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So bring the kids all down, Chuck! Nothing like a little educache at the foundache! It's the best I could do on short notice. Unless you want to wait until 2012, When Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!

''{Cut to a postcard from Homestar Dinoland}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' A whaaaaaaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Hastily}'' I-I mean a drawer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER NARRATOR:''' A whaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' I mean, a dwaw.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' ''{Angrily}'' A WHAT?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Exasperated}'' Huhhh... a dweeoooowwwww.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' That's better!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the golden rhinestone star to see the product he used to make it: the Scarfgirl Rhinestone Jazzler.

==Fun Facts==

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail62.html|watch "Hremail 62"]]
*[[HR:hremail62.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 62"]]
*[[Forum:15049|forum thread re:Hremail 62]]

Hremail 62

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:00:43 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Easter Eggs */ no more "presumably"

{{toonnav|Short|hremail62|Coach Z's 110%|Homestarloween Party}}
{{subtitlesLinks|xmas08}}
[[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|thumb|"Nothing like a little educache and the foundache!"]]

Homestar tells Chuck from Rochester all about the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Desk]], [[The Drawer]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 25, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:06

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!"

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

Hello, Homestar 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Advancement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip? 
 
Chuck, Rochester

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a black and white photo of a brick building}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundition, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange dresser''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer! Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. Is that the plural of student, studentia? Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar opens drawer and reveals a dank inside with a half brown, half yellow crayon}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! First up on our tour, is this brellow crown! ''{Holds up the crayon}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a computer sitting on the desk}''

'''ARTURO:''' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{Scene of Homestar walking to Bubs' Concession Stand comes on screen, zooms in to video}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way, holding a yellow crayon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Dangit, purple wrench!

''{Concession stand moves up and down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow "zornet"}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro}'' Next item up for tour, is my collection of old homestars! ''{cut back to drawer}'' They provide a unique cross section of my many facets! ''{holds up a cotton ball, a glittery golden star, and a crusty paper star}'' Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper! This one's from my brief stint as supreme emperor! Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone jazzler. And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, four score!

''{Cut to Homestar from the colonial days, with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And with that, I am done tickling my face! ''{Pulls out a sloppy joe burger}'' Mhm! Sloppy Joseph! ''{takes a bit out of it, some spills on his star}'' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to Homestar Runner at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon! ''{Pulls out a photo of Homestar and Marzipan on a beach, with a coupon for an oil filter taped above Marzipan}'' Not ours! I think it was some couple from Canadas! Or, Cancun... nada. Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!

''{Cut back to Homestar's desk, Homestar walks and sits down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So bring the kids all down, Chuck! Nothing like a little educache at the foundache! It's the best I could do on short notice. Unless you want to wait until 2012, When Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!

''{Cut to a postcard from Homestar Dinoland}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' A whaaaaaaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Hastily}'' I-I mean a drawer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER NARRATOR:''' A whaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' I mean, a dwaw.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' ''{Angrily}'' A WHAT?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Exasperated}'' Huhhh... a dweeoooowwwww.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' That's better!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the golden rhinestone star to see the product he used to make it: the Scarfgirl Rhinestone Jazzler.

==Fun Facts==
-2012 is the year the world is supposed to end, due to Planet X

==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail62.html|watch "Hremail 62"]]
*[[HR:hremail62.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 62"]]
*[[Forum:15049|forum thread re:Hremail 62]]

Hremail 62

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:53:01 GMT

Skippyman2099: Easter egg

{{toonnav|Short|hremail62|Coach Z's 110%|Homestarloween Party}}
{{subtitlesLinks|xmas08}}
[[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|thumb|"Nothing like a little educache and the foundache!"]]

Homestar tells Chuck from Rochester all about the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Desk]], [[The Drawer]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 25, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:06

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!"

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

Hello, Homestar 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Advancement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip? 
 
Chuck, Rochester

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a black and white photo of a brick building}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundition, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange dresser''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer! Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. Is that the plural of student, studentia? Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar opens drawer and reveals a dank inside with a half brown, half yellow crayon}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! First up on our tour, is this brellow crown! ''{Holds up the crayon}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a computer sitting on the desk}''

'''ARTURO:''' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{Scene of Homestar walking to Bubs' Concession Stand comes on screen, zooms in to video}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way, holding a yellow crayon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Dangit, purple wrench!

''{Concession stand moves up and down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow "zornet"}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro}'' Next item up for tour, is my collection of old homestars! ''{cut back to drawer}'' They provide a unique cross section of my many facets! ''{holds up a cotton ball, a glittery golden star, and a crusty paper star}'' Roundy here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper! This one's from my brief stint as supreme emperor! Of... Marzipan's... rhinestone ''{unintelligible?}'' And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, four score!

''{Cut to Homestar from the colonial days, with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And with that, I am done tickling my face! ''{Pulls out a sloppy joe burger}'' Mhm! Sloppy Joseph! ''{takes a bit out of it, some spills on his star}'' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to Homestar Runner at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon! ''{Pulls out a photo of Homestar and Marzipan on a beach, with a coupon for an oil filter taped above Marzipan}'' Not ours! I think it was some couple from Canadas! Or, Cancun... nada. Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!

''{Cut back to Homestar's desk, Homestar walks and sits down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So bring the kids all down, Chuck! Nothing like a little educache at the foundache! It's the best I could do on short notice. Unless you want to wait until 2012, When Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!

''{Cut to a postcard from Homestar Dinoland}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Dinoland opening July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' A whaaaaaaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Hastily}'' I-I mean a drawer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER NARRATOR:''' A whaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' I mean, a dwaw.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' ''{Angrily}'' A WHAT?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Exasperated}'' Huhhh... a dweeoooowwwww.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' That's better!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the golden rhinestone star to see the product he presumably used to make it: the Scarfgirl Rhinestone Jazzler.

==Fun Facts==
==External Links==
*[[HR:hremail62.html|watch "Hremail 62"]]
*[[HR:hremail62.swf|view the Flash file for "Hremail 62"]]
*[[Forum:15049|forum thread re:Hremail 62]]

Hremail 62

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:34:32 GMT

Skippyman2099: running time

{{toonnav|Short|hremail62|Coach Z's 110%|Homestarloween Party}}
{{subtitlesLinks|xmas08}}
[[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|thumb|"Nothing like a little educache and the foundache!"]]

Homestar tells Chuck from Rochester all about the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Desk]], [[The Drawer]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 25, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:06

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!"

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

Hello, Homestar 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Achievement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip? 
 
Chuck, Rochester

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a black and white photo of a brick building}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange drawer''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer! Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. Is that the plural of student, studentia? Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar opens drawer and reveals a dank inside with a half brown, half yellow crayon}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! First up on our tour, is this brellow crown! ''{Holds up the crayon}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a computer sitting on the desk}''

'''ARTURO:''' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{Scene of Homestar walking to Bub's Concession Stand comes on screen, zooms in to video}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way, holding a yellow crayon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey! You purple wrench!

''{Concession stand moves up and down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow hornet}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro}'' Next item up on our tour, is my collection of old stars! ''{cut back to drawer}'' This is my unique cross section of my many assets! ''{holds up a cotton ball, a glittery golden star, and a crusty paper star}'' Browny here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper! This one's from my brief stinge as supreme emperor! Of... Marzipan's... brownstar ''{unintelligible?}'' And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, four score years ago!

''{Cut to Homestar from the colonial days, with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And with that, I am done tickling my face! ''{Pulls out a sloppy joe burger}'' Mhm! Sloppy Joseph! ''{takes a bit out of it, some spills on his star}'' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to Homestar Runner at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon! ''{Pulls out a photo of Homestar and Marzipan on a beach, with a coupon for an oil filter taped above Marzipan}'' I think it was some couple from Canadas! Or, Cancun... ida. Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!

''{Cut back to Homestar's desk, Homestar walks and sits down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So bring the kids all down, Chuck! Nothing like a little educache at the foundache! It's the best I could do on short notice. Unless you want to wait until 2012, When Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!

''{Cut to a postcard from Homestar Dinoland}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Dinoland coming July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a nightstand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' A whaaaaaaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Hastily}'' I-I mean a drawer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER NARRATOR:''' A whaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' I mean, a dwaw.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' ''{Angrily}'' A WHAT?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Exasperated}'' Huhhh... a dweeoooowwwww.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' That's better!

==Fun Facts==
==External Links==

Hremail 62

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:29:09 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Transcript */ description of crayon

{{toonnav|Short|hremail162|Coach Z's 110%|Homestarloween Party}}
{{subtitlesLinks|xmas08}}
[[Image:HREmail 62 drawer.png|thumb|"Nothing like a little educache and the foundache!"]]

Homestar tells Chuck from Rochester all about the Homestar Runner ''Bachieve to Alieve" foundation.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}

'''Places:''' [[The Desk]], [[The Drawer]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Sunday, January 25, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 5:27

'''Page title:''' Arturo 9000!

==Transcript==
''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!"

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

Hello, Homestar 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Achievement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip? 
 
Chuck, Rochester

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a black and white photo of a brick building}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange drawer''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer! Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. Is that the plural of student, studentia? Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar opens drawer and reveals a dank inside with a half brown, half yellow crayon}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! First up on our tour, is this brellow crown! ''{Holds up the crayon}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a computer sitting on the desk}''

'''ARTURO:''' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{Scene of Homestar walking to Bub's Concession Stand comes on screen, zooms in to video}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way, holding a yellow crayon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey! You purple wrench!

''{Concession stand moves up and down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow hornet}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro}'' Next item up on our tour, is my collection of old stars! ''{cut back to drawer}'' This is my unique cross section of my many assets! ''{holds up a cotton ball, a glittery golden star, and a crusty paper star}'' Browny here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper! This one's from my brief stinge as supreme emperor! Of... Marzipan's... brownstar ''{unintelligible?}'' And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, four score years ago!

''{Cut to Homestar from the colonial days, with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And with that, I am done tickling my face! ''{Pulls out a sloppy joe burger}'' Mhm! Sloppy Joseph! ''{takes a bit out of it, some spills on his star}'' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to Homestar Runner at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Last up on the tour, is this photo of Marzipan and I, on a honeymoon! ''{Pulls out a photo of Homestar and Marzipan on a beach, with a coupon for an oil filter taped above Marzipan}'' I think it was some couple from Canadas! Or, Cancun... ida. Ah, we were young and in every 3,000 miles back then!

''{Cut back to Homestar's desk, Homestar walks and sits down}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So bring the kids all down, Chuck! Nothing like a little educache at the foundache! It's the best I could do on short notice. Unless you want to wait until 2012, When Homestar Dinoland will finally be complete!

''{Cut to a postcard from Homestar Dinoland}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Homestar Dinoland coming July 2012. Actual attraction may just be a scam.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' A whaaaaaaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Hastily}'' I-I mean a drawer.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER NARRATOR:''' A whaat?

'''NARRATOR:''' I mean, a dwaw.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' ''{Angrily}'' A WHAT?

'''NARRATOR:''' ''{Exasperated}'' Huhhh... a dweeoooowwwww.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER DINOSAUR:''' That's better!

==Fun Facts==
==External Links==

Hremail 62

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:10:29 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Transcript */ spelling of "silhouette"

==Transcript==
'''Currently in process'''

''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!"

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks silhouette! Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

Hello, Homestar 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Achievement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip? 
 
Chuck, Rochester

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a black and white photo of a brick building}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange drawer''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer! Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. Is that the plural of student, studentia? Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar opens drawer and reveals a dank inside with a crusty yellow crayon}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! First up on our tour, is this brellow crown! ''{Holds up the crayon}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a computer sitting on the desk}''

'''ARTURO:''' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{Scene of Homestar walking to Bub's Concession Stand comes on screen, zooms in to video}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way, holding a yellow crayon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey! You purple wrench!

''{Concession stand moves up and down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow hornet}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro}'' Next item up on our tour, is my collection of old stars! ''{cut back to drawer}'' This is my unique cross section of my many assets! ''{holds up a cotton ball, a glittery golden star, and a crusty paper star}'' Browny here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper! This one's from my brief stinge as supreme emperor! Of... Marzipan's... brownstar ''{unintelligible?}'' And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, four score years ago!

''{Cut to Homestar from the colonial days, with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''

Hremail 62

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 07:09:27 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Transcript */ spelling of "silhouette"

==Transcript==
'''Currently in process'''

''{Opens to a silhouette of Homestar Runner sitting at a table with a coffee mug}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Don't look now kids, it's everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter, Homestar Runner!"

''{Music and applause; scene zooms out and is lit.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks sillhuette! Today's letter comes from Chuck from Rochester. ''{reads}''

Hello, Homestar 
Can you tell me if there is 
some kind of Homestar 
Runner Center or Homestar 
Runner International Center 
for Cultural Achievement or 
something like that that I 
could bring my students to 
for a field trip? 
 
Chuck, Rochester

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh yes, most definitely, Doctor! ''{Cut to a black and white photo of a brick building}'' Established in 1994, the Homestar Runner "Bachieve to Alieve" foundation, commonly known as, ''{Scene zooms out to reveal the scene in a picture on an orange drawer''} this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer, ''{fanfare}'' this drawer! Would make an excellent field, road, or head trip for you and your studentia. Is that the plural of student, studentia? Anyway, lets see what the foundache has to offer!

''{Homestar opens drawer and reveals a dank inside with a crusty yellow crayon}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh! Smell all that culture and education! First up on our tour, is this brellow crown! ''{Holds up the crayon}'' and what a rich history it has! It dates all the way back to this one time. Arturo, if you please!

''{Cut to a computer sitting on the desk}''

'''ARTURO:''' Coming right up, Mr. Runner! ''{Scene of Homestar walking to Bub's Concession Stand comes on screen, zooms in to video}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I sure love my brown crown!

''{Cut to Strong Sad walking the other way, holding a yellow crayon}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yellow crayon, only you know what really happened!

''{Cut to Bubs at the concession stand holding a wrench}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey! You purple wrench!

''{Concession stand moves up and down}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''BUBS:''' Alright young lovers! Knock it off back there!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the drawer}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My brellow crown is instrumental in the drawing of buttered toast, ''{Holds up a picture with a drawing of toast on it}'', not quite hornets, ''{Holds up a picture of a brown and yellow hornet}'', and the sun, with a 'fro. ''{Holds up a picture of the sun with a brown afro}'' Next item up on our tour, is my collection of old stars! ''{cut back to drawer}'' This is my unique cross section of my many assets! ''{holds up a cotton ball, a glittery golden star, and a crusty paper star}'' Browny here, is from back when I was known as the popcorn lumper! This one's from my brief stinge as supreme emperor! Of... Marzipan's... brownstar ''{unintelligible?}'' And you won't believe why I had to replace this old guy! Talk about cultural! That mess was like, four score years ago!

''{Cut to Homestar from the colonial days, with a powdered wig and writing on a desk with a quill pen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''

Workin' on the Game

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:38:49 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Remarks */ no split infinitive

<table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td>'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''</td><td align=right>
{{watch|gamework.html}}</td></table>
[[Image:Workin' on the Game.jpg|thumb|"I don't understand; they said it would work with all the latest systems!"]]
The programmers at [[Videlectrix]] are hard at work on [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Videlectrix Guys]]

'''Places:''' [[Videlectrix office]]

'''Date:''' Monday, May 5, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 0:30

'''Page Title:''' Actually Hard at Work! (some loafing implied)

==Transcript==
''{A static shot shows two Videlectrix programmers working at an old Apple IIe computer, one with a Wiimote and the other waving a mouse.}''

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' I don't understand; they said it would work with all the latest systems.

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' Yeah, I heard, but I don't think this is— this system is the lat... est.

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' This is a top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art, art computer.

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' I— I think I was born after this computer.

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' ''{angrily}'' Oh, that is it. One more crack like that and you will never graphic in this business again!

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' ''{apologetically}'' Oh— Okay, I'm sorry. Wo—

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' Good or bad!

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' Wave it—

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' ''{interrupting}'' I'll wave it at you!

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' ''{quietly}'' I'd like that.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Graphics Heyday.jpg|thumb|"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THESE DAYS?"]]
*Click on the text on the screen at the end of the preview to see another exchange between the two programmers.

''{The first programmer holds up the art from the [[Planet Alert!]] box, and a screenshot from [[Peasant's Quest]]; the second programmer cowers.}''

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' ''{shouting angrily}'' REMEMBER THESE DAYS?

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' I... yeah...

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THESE DAYS?

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' Uh... it was a while ago...

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' THE HEYDAYS!

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' I can draw hay.

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' WHERE'S THE GRAPHICS?

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' I can't do them any more...

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' 3D? WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A SPACEMAN?

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' Not really, I thought I was a graphics man.

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' WELL, START ACTING LIKE ONE!

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' ''{sings a melody}''

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' That's what I'm talking about!

'''SECOND PROGRAMMER:''' It's my good graphics song. ''{sings a few more notes}''

'''FIRST PROGRAMMER:''' ''{overlapping}'' It's great. Let's— Now, see— Cut! Print! Put it in the game!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The computer screen shows a [[Wikipedia:BASIC|BASIC]] program that contains an endless printing loop. It reads:
<blockquote class="tandy email" style="background-IMAGE:none">
]LIST 
 
 5  HOME 
 10  PRINT "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAM 
     E FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" 
 20  GOTO 10 
 100  _ 
 
]9
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*This cartoon has no [[TV Time Toons Menu]] preview. Rolling over the link to the toon only results in continuous static on the screen. This is the first time for a toon not to have a preview.

===Inside References===
*The Videlectrix programmers were previously seen in [[Peasant's Quest Preview]].
*The pronunciation of "spaceman" in the Easter egg is another case of [["man" pronounced as "m'n"]].
*The "L" in the loading screen is done in the same style as the "V" in [[Videlectrix]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:gamework.html|watch "Workin' on the Game"]]
*[[HR:gamework.swf|view the Flash file for "Workin' on the Game"]]
*[[Forum:14010|forum thread re: Workin' on the Game]]

[[Category:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]

The Cheatar

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:13:32 GMT

Skippyman2099: DVD version details

{{aboutshort}} {{for|DVD feature showing its construction|The Cheatar (making of)}}

{{toonnav|Shorts|cheatar|Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos...O's}}
[[Image:cheatar.png|thumb|right|220px|"The Cheat! You turned into, like, a giant guitar!"]]

The Cheat turns into a guitar! Or maybe not...

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Gary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, May 24, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 0:54

'''Page Title:''' Witness the Cheatar!

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==

''{The scene opens to a wall with a purple door and a giant [[live action]] The Cheat guitar. Strong Bad, silhouetted, enters the scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': The Cheat! I need you to help me open up this can of peas! Wdj-haaaah?! The Cheat! You turned into, like, a giant guitar! You never told me you could do that! Wait a minute... What good is a giant guitar if you're not a giant...guitar...-ist? Why couldn't you transform into, like...a Semi! Or at least a tape player. You know, like: Ke-ka-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-kokah! I don't think I like you like this. You're way taller than me. And way...guitarer than me.

''{The Cheat enters, also silhouetted}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD''': What the—The Cheat! You mean you can't turn into a giant guitar after all? Then what good are you?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{The Cheat noises. We hear a pop.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey! You opened my can of peas! Thanks, The Cheat! Now let's go pour these on that ant-hill I found.

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{Makes stance like guitar, makes The Cheat noises and walks away.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Move your mouse over the Guitar to see a message.
<blockquote>The Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame was 
nice enough to ask us to paint a 
giant fiberglass guitar for an 
exhibition they're doing. 'The 
Cheatar' will be on display in 
Cleveland for a while, then 
auctioned off for charity with the 
other giant guitars.</blockquote>
*At the end of the toon, click on the door to see a picture of Gary from [[Limozeen]] chillin with 'The Cheatar.' Keep clicking to see other pictures and finally a clip of Gary playing a few chords on this big guitar and singing a song about running away:
:'''GARY PALARONCINI:''' ''{Singing while playing The Cheatar}'' Can't you run away? But can't you run away? Won't you run away? My dog ran away... Oh-oh, I can't... I told him to stay, but he still run away, rugh! You know I told him...I thought I told him to stay. I say. ''{Riffs The Cheatar one last time; the Limozeen logo comes up}''

== Fun Facts ==
=== Explanations ===
*The 10-foot-tall fiberglass [[Wikipedia:Fender|Fender]] [[Wikipedia:Stratocaster|Stratocaster]] from this short was created for a program called GuitarMania. Through this program, hundreds of these guitars are creatively transformed into works of art. The sculptures are then sold at a live auction at the [[Wikipedia:Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum]]. Proceeds benefit [[Wikipedia:United Way|The United Way]] and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum's Educational Fund.

=== Trivia ===
*It is unknown what the final bid on the Cheatar was, but bidding started at $5,000.
*Gary's chord progression during the video goes like this: GGDCGDCDG.

=== Remarks ===
*The Cheatar doesn't have any [[Wikipedia:Strings (music)|strings]], a [[Wikipedia:Bridge (instrument)|bridge]], or any [[Wikipedia:Inlay (guitar)|fretboard indicators]].

=== Inside References ===
*This is another mention of [[peas]].

=== Real-World References ===
*When Strong Bad mentions the Semi and the tape player, he is referring to [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]], and possibly [[Wikipedia:Blaster (Transformers)|Blaster]] or [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]] of the [[Transformers]]. He also imitates the "transformation" sound.
*The font of the "[[Irregular Loading Screens|Comin' up...]]" loading screen is reminiscent of the logo of the heavy metal band [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden (band)|Iron Maiden]].

== DVD Version ==
*The Guitar message Easter egg is visible at the end of the cartoon.
*The pictures of Gary with the Cheatar are visible at the end and are accompanied by a new Limozeen song.
'''LIMOZEEN:''' Squeedle, squeedle, giant guitar 
Now I know just how squeedly you are 
Up on stage playing notes so high 
You make ''all'' the young ladies cry ''(song ends)'' 
''(spoken)'' No, don't eat me, giant guitar!
*The video of Gary playing the Cheatar was released on [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Two]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:cheatar.html|watch "The Cheatar"]]
*[[HR:cheatar.swf|view the Flash file for "The Cheatar"]]
*[[HR:cheatarmovie.swf|view the Flash file for the Limozeen clip]]
*[[Forum:114|Forum thread re: "The Cheatar"]]
*[http://www.cleveland.com/guitarmania/index.ssf visit the Guitarmania official site]
*[http://www.cleveland.com/guitarmania/content.ssf?/guitarmania/gallery/thecheatar.html See The Cheatar's page on Guitarmania].

{{subtitlesLinks|cheatar}}

[[Category:Shorts]]
[[Category:Limozeen Filmography]]

4 branches

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:55:49 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Transcript */ "it's" to "its"

{{sbenav|161|coloring|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail_4branches.png|thumb|"Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall..."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, [[The Jolly Dumple]], {{film|Coach Z}}, [[The Alien]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Limozeen}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[The Office]], [[The Field]], [[The Field#Old-Timey Appearances|Old-Timey Field]], [[The Stage#Old-Timey Stage|Old-Timey Stage]], An alien planet (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:55

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad, 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and pronounces "N.Y." as "Nuevo York"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. State Capital like building with the top shaped like Homestar's head and a banner}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a neglected official.

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. ''{a dotted line is traced to a television set with Homestar's head on the screen. A caption appears under it that reads "The House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television"}'' It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!

''{cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover, lady friends? ''{crowd cheers}'' Huh? Huh?!

''{cut to a closeup of Homestar. As he says "Drab" and "Fab" a picture of the King of Town appears on the left and right of the screen. The one on the left has him doused with mustard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' From Drab to Fab with nothing but Mustaaard! ''{crowd cheers}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama. ''{cut to a shot of Marzipan looking very angry}'' So let's bring him out!

''{Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance changes. The crowd boos.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, whatever, you know you all want some.

''{someone throws a chair at Homestar and knocks him down. The crowd cheers gleefully}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right. Homestar secretly had himself on his own "You're a Bad Boyfriend" talk show.

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{cut to The Office with Strong Bad in his cubicle at a computer typing. Phones are ringing in the background}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to Phone Tree Survivor Number Thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes lady, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry ma'am, free bagels just happened.

''{Strong Bad leaps up from his desk and slides out of his cubicle towards a water cooler stuffed with Homestar inside}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww man! This isn't free bagels!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, but it is free-ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{momentarily stutters}'' Just explain to me what you were ''TRYING'' to do when this happened.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that tells me everything I need to know. How 'bout we try this?

''{Strong Bad walks over to the water cooler and presses down the button for the nozzle that has Homestar's foot sticking out of it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow, oW, OW, STOP! Sweet genius that hurt! Oh well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life. Just stack my mail on top of me would ya? ''{Strong Bad walks off as a phone rings}'' Thanks S-bro! Man! Where should we go for lunch today? Chinese buffet?

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A scoreboard appears that flips through random numbers and resets at zero. Then it disappears as a dotted line is traced to a picture of Homestar with a graduation cap on. A caption appears under him that says "The joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know how in video games, if you get the super duper high score, eventually it flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.

''{cut to Homestar in The Field atop a soap box with Strong Sad in the foreground}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awash with flavor!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no stupid! That's Coulomb's law.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty two.

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a football helment with Homestar's face on it. A caption appears under it that reads "The Budoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And last of course, the most powerful branch. The Budoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.

''{cut to The Field at night with Homestar inside a giant mascot costume next to a fire}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, oh man, oh man! ''Man!'' Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made! ''{Homestar raises a stick with a juice box stuck on the end over the fire}'' This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely. Bed, Bath and Be-yond!

''{cut to a wider shot revealing Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z:''' Homestar what are you do'n! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Polymascotfoamalate!? ''{his words echo}''

''{cut to The Homestar Runner in the Old Timey Field standing next to an alien. A spaceship has crashed into the factory in the background}''

'''ALIEN:''' But Earthling. They don't have polymascotfoamalate on ''my'' planet. Eh-rumble.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's 'cause your a communist fool, red!

''{cut to a stage with The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad dancing with a banner over their heads reading "Polymascotfoamalate!"}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{cut to The Homestar Runner dressed up as a baby}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Feed it to the babies.

''{cut back to the stage, the alien joines them}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{cut to Old Timey Strong Bad with shaving cream on his face holding what appears to be baby powder in one hand and a cup full of shaving cream in the other}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Or as a topping on Sour'd Cream!

''{cut to a globe with the words "POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE" written in front of it with the formula containing the elements that comrpise it below}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ''{appears above the globe as it is spoken}''Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!

''{abruptly cut back to The Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoa- ''{an explosion occurs throwing Coach Z out of frame and Homestar's mascot costume disintergrates}''

''{cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." Strong Bad stands up in front of it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, ''{a banner appears above Strong Bad}'' write a letter to your local Homestarman, ''{another banner appears}'' or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! ''{yet another banner appears}''

''{Strong Bad walks off screen and the camera pulls in on the top of the building shaped like Homestar's head}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And that's how I become a law! ''{fireworks appear in the air}'' Pa-too! Pa-too! Pa-too!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:4branches_personalstyle.png|thumb|A Great Idea for Personal Style.]]
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet entitled "A Great Idea for Personal Style" with the handwriting "MONGOLIAN BEEF W[[Lowercase i's|i]]G" and Homestar's head wearing such wig spread across the cells.
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see him spit more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: but they're in space!]] cartoon:
*:''{Larry, Gary, and Perry are seen on a teal planet with the Alien, a snake-like animal coming out of the ground, and a ringed planet in the background}''
*:'''THE ALIEN:''' ''{gestures and stamps feet while speaking}'' Oh, that's Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on ''my'' planet... ''{trailing off}'' eh, grumble...
*:'''LARRY:''' That's 'cause you don't have polyhairspraycheesealate!
*:''{cut to Mary holding a tentacle in a hot dog bun}''
*:'''MARY:''' ''{speaking with mouth full}'' And you're a communist fool! ''{takes a bite of sandwich and chews}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
<center><math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math></center>

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad's polo shirt he wears at the office has a 5.25 inch floppy disk crest.
*Homestar does not have any trouble breathing or speaking underwater.

===Goofs===
*Strong Bad types "in" instead of "any" when he says "No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground," at the beginning of the email.
*In the last branch of the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done, budoir is misspelled. The proper spelling is "Boudoir".

===Inside References===
*The [[Soap Box|wooden crate]] Homestar stands on while he answers Strong Sad has had its label increment by one each time it appears. It originally read "Eleven soaps" in [[fingers]], then "Twelve O' Thems", then "Thirteen, Y'all", and now reads "Fourteen times".
*Limozeen's animated debut was in [[best thing]].
*"MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG" is an example of [[Lowercase i's|lowercase i's]].
*Homestar makes the same pa-too sound when he spits out [[Teddy Grahams]].

===Real World References===
*"The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" are a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Separation of powers|three branches of the United States government]], and the shape of the governmental building is most likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:United States Capitol|United States Capitol]] building, often used as a symbol of the [[Wikipedia:Legislature|legislative branch]].
*In old arcade games, if you get a score higher than 999,999, it might flip back over to 0. This happens in such games as [[Wikipedia:Namco|Namco]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Galaga|Galaga]]'' or ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]''. Strong Bad mentions this when describing Homestar's Third Branch, "The Joint Sub-Committee on So-Stupid-It's-Smart-ities".
*Homestar's "You're a Bad Boyfriend Talk Show" and the the throwing of the chair is directly linked to the Geraldo Rivera show from the '80s, where Geraldo suffered a broken nose, paving the way for talk shows like [[Wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]].
*When Homestar is in the Dumple costume, he mentions the store [[Wikipedia:Bed Bath & Beyond|Bed Bath & Beyond]], which is a chain of domestic stores across the nation. He also mentions [[Wikipedia:Good & Plenty|Good & Plenty]], a famous fruit candy.
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the School House Rock cartoon "[[Wikipedia:I'm Just a Bill|I'm Just a Bill]]", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.
*The Homestar fireworks at the end of the cartoon is a direct sendup from Super Mario Brothers 1 for the Nintendo Entertainment System; you recieved 1, 3 or 6 fireworks when you completed a level with 1, 3, or 6 in rightmost digit of the timer.
*Strong Bad's recommendation to "throw a trash can through a plate glass window" is likely a reference to the climactic scene in Spike Lee's film [[Wikipedia:Do the right thing|Do The Right Thing]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail161.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail161.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[Forum:10200|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

1 step ahead

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:33:07 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Fun Facts */ one less line between "trivia" and "remarks"

{{sbenav|28|3 Wishes|superhero name}}

[[Image:sbemail28.PNG|thumb|"Somebody get my hands off my butt!"]]

Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad's hands were glued to his face. Choose-your-own-venture action ensues!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Athletic Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' May 19, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 2:02 ''(all options combined)''

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' This one better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.

<blockquote class="tandy email">hello strong bad, 
don't you think it would be funny if you glued 
strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be... 
 
alex 
medford, nj</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm one step ahead of you, Alex.

''{A book appears on-screen with a black-and-white picture of Strong Bad exploring a cave with a flashlight. The text reads:}''

<pre> CHOOSE YOUR OWN STRONG
BAD EMAIL ADVENTURE

Should Strong Bad really glue Strong Sad's hands to his face?!

If you choose YES turn to page 93

If you choose MAYBE turn to page 121

If you choose to TAKE IT IN A BIT OF A
DIFFERENT DIRECTION turn to page 146</pre>

=== Yes ===

''{Cut to Strong Sad standing on the Athletic Field with his hands glued to his face and a target labeled "Peg Me" painted on his chest.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Guys?! ''{Strong Sad is pelted with dodgeballs.}'' Owww! Oh! Ohw! Augh! Okay, you guys! ''{Another ball is tossed at him.}'' Augh! It's not funny. ''{Another ball is tossed at him.}'' Augh! I'm kinda... ''{Another ball is tossed at him.}'' Augh! ...unable to defend myself. ''{Another 2 balls are tossed at him}'' Oww! Oh! More so than usual. ''{Balls continue to pelt him.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

=== Maybe ===

''{Cut to Strong Sad lying down on his bed, his hands glued to his face.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Augh! I'm blind! My prayers have finally been answered.

''{Strong Sad tries to move his hands.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh wait, my hands are just glued to my face. Oh well, I'll take that.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat standing outside Strong Sad's room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, he likes it! Okay, go to plan B!

''{The Cheat salutes him and leaves. He brings back a bucket of red ants and takes it to Strong Sad's room.}''

''{The Paper comes down. One red ant crawls out of Strong Sad's room.}''

=== Take it in a bit of a different direction ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Though I decided to take it in a bit of a different direction.

''{Cut to Strong Sad standing in the Field with his hands glued to his butt. Homestar walks up to him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, hohoh... Oh, hey, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Er, Strong Sad. Why are you touching your buttocks? That's pretty weird.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I can't help it!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, that is ''really'' weird.

''{Homestar walks away and Bubs walks up.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, wait, you don't understand!

'''BUBS:''' Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm not a lady.

'''BUBS:''' Oh! Whatever.

''{Bubs walks away and Strong Bad walks up}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Augh, this is getting frustrating!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here! And uncontrollably grabbing your own butt, I see. Oh, don't let me get in the way. Carry on!

''{Strong Bad snickers and walks away. Coach Z walks past.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Please, come back!

'''COACH Z:''' 'Attaboy, Strong Sad.

''{Coach Z walks away}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, where are you going? You have any solvent? Or Goof Off? Or Didi Seven? Somebody get my hands off my butt!

''{The Paper comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*If you choose "YES", after Strong Sad gets hit with dodgeballs, you can click the target on his belly to play the [[Peg Strong Sad]] game.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*When this email was first released, the extra choices weren't available; instead it immediately progressed to the "different direction" bit (which is why it's the only choice that continues with Strong Bad still typing). The choices were added a few weeks later.
*This was, until [[rock opera]], the only email to have an "again" option at the end, allowing for easier access to the un-selected choices.
*This was the first email to be over 2 minutes in length.
*This is the first appearance of Bubs in a Strong Bad E-mail.


===Remarks===
*When the book allowing you to chose your options comes up, you can still click the contrast buttons.

===Real-World References===
*This email is a reference to/satire of the [[Wikipedia:Choose Your Own Adventure|Choose Your Own Adventure]] series of children's books created by [[Wikipedia:Edward Packard|Edward Packard]], in which the reader controls the direction of the story by choosing from a number of options, and is then redirected to a page much further away.
*In the book's picture, Strong Bad is in a cave, which has nothing to do with this email, but is a classic example of the type of illustrations found in the Choose Your Own Adventure books.
*[http://www.interwood.com/a/p/didi/DidiDetails.shtml Didi Seven] and [http://www.valspar.com/val/resident/goof-off.jsp Goof-Off] are real-world cleaning solvents.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Sad's (a.k.a. [[Anonymous]]'s) hands were glued to his butt at the beginning of [[rock opera]].
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] would offer similar "Choose Your Own Adventure" features throughout the toon.

==DVD Version==
*The DVD Version has the Peg Strong Sad game removed, because of obvious technical limitations.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail28.html|watch "1 step ahead"]]
*[[HR:sbemail28.swf|view the Flash file for "1 step ahead"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]][[Category:Game Emails]]

Lappynapped!

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:33:26 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Inside References */ kick-awesome (revised)

<table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td>'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''</td><td align=right>
{{watch|lappynapped.html}}
</td></tr></table>
[[Image:Missing Lappy.PNG|thumb|"Hello, Strong Bad. I'm waiting for you."]]
We get to listen to messages on Strong Bad's answering machine for a change, regarding his search for the missing [[Lappy 486|Lappy]] and a "kick-awesome guitarist".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}} as Furious Fingers, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Dolph Hauldhagen]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' Bulletin Board

'''Date:''' September 25, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 2:02

'''Page Title:''' I do my own GRFX

==Transcript==

''{A close-up of a bulletin board appears and remains for the entirety of the cartoon. A Limozeen poster, an advertisement for battle axe lessons, and a couple business cards are pinned to the board behind a large notice for Strong Bad's missing Lappy 486 computer. The notice also requests inquiries from guitarists.}''

''{A touch-tone telephone is heard dialing. The telephone line rings and Strong Bad's answering machine picks up}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for calling attractive Strong Bad. If you have any information regarding my missing and full-on favorite fold-em-up computer, please leave your name and number. And if you have any hot lixx, please shred them after the tone.

''{The answering machine beeps}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{in a very deep, seemingly disguised voice}'' Hello, Strong Bad. I'm waiting for you. ''{coughs, and begins speaking in normal voice}'' Oh, excuse me! I had one of those spit bubbles stuck in my throat. Anyways, I'm waiting for you here at the bus station. I just got back from my trip to the Regrettable History Museum. And you were supposed to pick me up... 3 days ago! I guess I'll just be waitin' for you here at the staysh. Listen to me: I've been here so long I'm on a nickname basis with the bus station.

''{The answering machine beeps}''

''{a distorted guitar plays clumsy licks, ending in a downward slide}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ow! In case your mind wasn't totally blown by that blathering solo, my name's "Furious Fingers," from Los Angeles. I'm from L.A.! I own seventeen guitars, with a combined total of forty-three necks. I can provide my own leather pants, and a really cool castle where we can shoot all our videos. Oh, and I also did not eat your laptop computer. Gimme a call, "Furious Fingers", "Ow", "Leather pants", "from L.A."

''{The answering machine beeps}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding exactly like [[Marzipan]]}'' Hi, Strong Bad. This is your next-door neighbor the crocodile. Can I borrow a cup of sugar? I'm going to make some puppy-dough cookies tonight... ''{coughs, switches to his own voice, coughs}'' Ooh! Got a spit bubble stuck in my throat. Anyway, Strong Bad, I was serious about the sugar. And... the crocodile thing.

''{The answering machine beeps}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Museum_of_regrettable_history.png|thumb|"A Trip to the Moon?"]]
*When Strong Sad says "Regrettable History Museum", click on the picture of Lappy to see a postcard from the museum.
*At the end, click on the yellow paper showing the left half of Dolph Hauldhagen to hear his answering machine recording.

:'''DOLPH HAULDHAGEN:''' Thank you for calling Dolph Hauldhagen, the Instruc-TOR. How many times a day do you ask yourself, "Why do I suck?" I firmly believe that with my battle axe lessons, we can cut that down to two or three. Meet me Wednesday nights at 6 PM in Monty Gym. Oh, and leave your axe in your car until the Pilates class is over. Man, those chicks scare easy.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*This toon was released one week following the Strong Bad Email [[cliffhangers]], where the Lappy was stolen.

===Remarks===
*This toon doesn't have any "Back" button at the end.
*Despite stating that his class is on Wednesday evenings at 6pm, Dolph's flyer in the toon still reads "Sat. 6am-9am".
*The King of Town doesn't have any [[Lack of Visible Arms|visible fingers]], making "Furious Fingers" an interesting choice for his musical pseudonym.
*Strong Sad remarks that Strong Bad was supposed to pick him up three days ago, but he (Strong Sad) had "just got[ten] back" from his trip.
*This toon can't be found on the [[Toons]] page as most other "recently added" toons can at the time of their release. The only link to this toon is on the [[Main Pages|Main Page]].

===Inside References===
*The Dolph Hauldhagen flyer was previously seen in [[other days]].
*The [[Limozeen]] poster is from the [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] CD booklet.
**It features a reappearance of the [[Donnie Chapman]] photographs from [[monster truck]].
*The poster in the top right corner with "Wednesday" on it is also featured on the CD booklet. It advertises "Strong Bad live in [[West Rekjavik]]".
*The postcard in the Easter Egg is another reference to [[The Moon]].
*The leftmost tab on the missing Lappy flyer reads "strond bad," which was spelled that way in [[lunch special]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]].
*We first learnt of the King of Town's guitar-playing abilities in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], in which he "plays guitar, apparently".
*The phone number on the Battle Axe lessons reads 555-4AXE.
*Strong Bad previously described something as "kick-awesome" in [[space program]].

===Real-World References===
*''[[Wikipedia:Le_Voyage_dans_la_Lune|A Trip to the Moon]]'' was a groundbreaking 1902 silent film by illusionist George Méliès.

===Fast Forward===
*The [[Lappy 486#Lappy-napped|Lappy-napped saga]] was concluded the following week in the two-part emails [[retirement A]] and [[retirement B]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:lappynapped.html|watch "Missing Lappy"]]
*[[HR:lappynapped.swf|view the Flash file for "Missing Lappy"]]
*[[Forum:9911|forum thread re: "Missing Lappy"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|lappynapped}}

[[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Thy Dungeonman

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:03:31 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Main Dungeon Room */ deleted "Dance" command -- it's already mentioned in General Commands

{{gamenav|New Game|dungeonman|StrongBadZone|Thy Dungeonman 3}}

{{aboutgame}}{{forcharacter|Thy Dungeonman (character)}}

[[Image:thydungeonman.png|thumb|right|220px|"Quaff some serious mead"]]
[[Image:thydungeonmanbox.PNG|thumb|right|220px|400 page manual inside!]]

In an exciting [[Videlectrix]] [[Wikipedia:Interactive fiction|text adventure]], you are '''[[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]''', exploring the depths of yon dungeon. The game can be accessed from the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]".

This game has two sequels, [[Thy Dungeonman II]] and [[Thy Dungeonman 3]].

'''Date:''' January 12, 2004

'''Page Title:''' Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!

== Walkthrough ==
{{spoiler}}

===General Commands===

*HELP- repeats area description.
*LOOK- repeats area description.
*DIE-"That wasn't very smart. Your score was: ___. Play again? [Y/N]" - Subtracts 100 points from your score.
*DANCE-"Thou shaketh it a little, and it feeleth all right."
*GET YE ___/TAKE YE ___/GET YON ___/TAKE YON ___/GET ___/ TAKE ___-"Thou cannotst get that. Quit making stuffeth up!"
*GET DAGGER- "Yeah, okay." - Adds 25 points to your score. Usable infinitely.
*GO ___-"Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!"
*LOOK ___-"It looketh pretty awesome"
*___-"That does not computeth. Type HELP is thou needs of it."
*TALK ___ - "Who is __? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meeteth?"
*GIVE ___ - "Thou don'tst have a ___ to give. Go back to your tiny life."
*SMELL/SNIFF-"You smell a Wumpus."

===Main Dungeon Room===

"Thy Dungeonman- Click to enter yon dungeon."

THY DUNGEONMAN

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a [[Ye Flask|FLASK]]. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS."

If you've asked to get the scroll more than once, anytime you look at the room (either by typing "LOOK", "HELP", or by returning to this room from another room, you'll see this message tacked onto the main message: "There is definitely no YE SCROLL, so drop it."

*LOOK SCROLL-"Parchment, definitely parchment. I'd recognize it anywhere."
*LOOK FLASK-"Looks like you could quaff some serious mead out of that thing."
*GET SCROLL:"Ye takes the scroll and reads of it. It doth say: BEWARE, READER OF THE SCROLL, DANGER AWAITS TO THE- The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!" - Adds 2 points to your score
*GET SCROLL(again):"Ye doth suffer from memory loss. YE SCROLL is no more. Honestly." - Subtracts 1 point from your score
*LOOK SCROLL(again):"Ye seeth nothing wheretofore it went ZAP."
*GET FLASK(first two times):"Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind." - Adds 1 point to your score each time
*GET FLASK(third time):"Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK. Your score was: ___ Play again? [Y/N]" - Subtracts 1000 points from your score
*GO NORTH-Takes you north (see below).
*GO SOUTH-Takes you south (see below).
*GO DENNIS-Takes you to Dennis (see below).

===North of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You go NORTH through yon corrider. You arrive at parapets. Ye see a rope. Obvious exits are SOUTH."

*LOOK PARAPETS-"Well, they're parapets. This much we know for sure."
*LOOK ROPE-"It looks okay. You've seen better."
*GET ROPE-"You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. GAME OVER.Your score was:__. Play again? (Y/N)" - Subtracts 1 point from your score
*GO SOUTH-Takes you back to Main Dungeon Room.

===South of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You head south to an enbankment. Or maybe a chasm. You can't decide which. Anyway, ye spies a TRINKET. Obvious exits are NORTH."

*LOOK TRINKET-"Quit looking! Just get it already."
*GET TRINKET-"Ye getsts yon TRINKET and discover it to be a bauble. You rejoice at your good fortune. You shove the TRINKET in your pouchel. It kinda hurts." - Adds 2 points to your score
*LOOK/HELP (Before you GET TRINKET)-"Ye stand yeself close to a yet-unnamed escarpment. Nonetheless, ye spies a TRINKET. Obvious exits are NORTH."
*LOOK/HELP (After you GET TRINKET)-"Ye stand high above a canyon-like depression. Obvious exits are NORTH."
*LOOK TRINKET (After you GET it)-"Just a bulge in thou pouchel at this point."
*GET TRINKET (After you GET it)-"Sigh. The trinket is in thou pouchel. Recallest thou?" - Subtracts 1 point from your score
*LOOK/HELP (After you try to GET TRINKET more than once)-"Thou hangeth out at an overlook. Obvious exits are NORTH. I shouldn't have to tell ye there is no TRINKET."
*GO NORTH-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.

===Dennis===
"Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS."

*NOT DENNIS-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*TALK-"You engage Dennis in lesiurely  discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets."
*LOOK DENNIS-"That jimberjam really makes the outfit."
*LOOK JIMBERJAM-"Man, that art a nice jimberjam."
*GIVE TRINKET(or GIVE TRINKET TO DENNIS)-"A novel idea! You givst the TRINKET to Dennis and he happily agrees to tell you what parapets are. With this new knowledge, ye escapes from yon dungeon in order to search for new dungeons and to remain... THY DUNGEONMAN!! You hath won! Congraturation!!  Your score was: ___"

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Congraturation" is a reference to the [[Deliberately Poor English|bad Japanese to English translation]] (or [[Wikipedia:Engrish|Engrish]]) found in many old video games, especially [[Wikipedia:Ghosts 'n Goblins|Ghosts 'n Goblins]]. Japanese doesn't have an R or an L sound, but rather a sound which is somewhat between the two called a reflexive R. (Position the tongue for an "L" but vocalize an "R".) Thus R and L tend to sound the same to Japanese people, and are often mixed up by them when writing or speaking English. The ending of Ghosts n' Goblins can be found [http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/ghosts.htm here].
*A parapet is a low protective wall or railing along the edge of a raised structure such as a roof or balcony.

===Trivia===
* The "get dagger" command is probably from the unreleased Strong Bad email [[E-mail Birds]] on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD, in which Strong Bad plays a text adventure and tries to get a dagger but fails. However, there is no way to confirm this at present, as we don't know if [[E-mail Birds]] was created before or after the email [[video games]].
* The quip "you wonder what parapets are," as Matt reveals in the DVD commentary for the email [[video games]], is based on his experiences playing a text adventure that had parapets and he thought that if he found out what parapets were, it'd help him win the game.

=== Glitches ===
*Every time you type "get dagger," you earn 25 points regardless of whether or not you've already received a dagger.
*When you enter the embankment/chasm/whatever the game will always say you can see a trinket, even if you have picked it up already.

=== Real-World References===
* The text "You smell a Wumpus" (from the command SMELL) is a reference to the game "[[Wikipedia:Hunt the Wumpus|Hunt the Wumpus]]," one of the very first text adventures. If the player was one room away from the Wumpus, the game would give the warning "You smell a Wumpus." It is also used as a floppy disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container#hunt the wumpus|Floppy Disk Container]] in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
* When you type "get [[ye flask|flask]]" three times, the text "You unbolt the flask and hold it aloft" is a possible reference to most Legend of Zelda games, where after Link got an item from a chest he would hold it above his head for the player to see.
* The page title, "Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!" is a reference to the old arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Sinistar|Sinistar]]''. In ''Sinistar'' you battled a large spaceship shaped like a head that would say, "I hunger!".
*"Thy Dungeonman" is the early modern English Version of "Your Dungeonman."
* "Bauble" is a common inside joke in text adventures relating to [[Wikipedia:Zork I|Zork I]], in which someone would wind the clockwork canary, resulting in the creation of a "bauble."
* There is a building-man in the SNES game [[Wikipedia:EarthBound|EarthBound]] named Dungeonman.
* The line, "Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK," may be a refrence to the large amount of RPGs where, when you defeat a boss or get an item, the dungeon would begin to collapse for no apparent reason, and you would have to escape.

== External Links ==
* Play thy [[HR:dungeonman.html|Game]]
* Play thy [[HR:text_adventure6.swf|Game (Flash file)]]
*Listen to the [[Videlectrix:songs/thydungeonman_theme.mp3|Game Music]]
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Lack of Intelligible Speech

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:39:49 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Examples */ poopsy's usage of written signs

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{{Merge|Deliberately Poor English}}

A few of the characters, as well as their equivalents ([[1936]], [[20X6]], etc) do not have intelligible speech, or never talk at all, but we are still able to understand what they mean, either roughly through their actions and facial expressions, through other characters reactions or translations, or through subtitles. All of the other characters are able to understand them, though. However, it is not always known how they are able to understand them.

==Examples==

*[[The Cheat]]- Only speaks in squeaks. In [[cheat talk]], after failing to get The Cheat to say something normal like "Douglas", he suggests we have to learn how to "speak The Cheat". In an Easter egg in that email, you listen to a recording of "how to speak The Cheat". His 1936 version, [[The Sneak]], speaks only by wiggling his nose, and his 20X6 counterpart, [[Cheatball]], is only able to say his own name.
*[[Pom Pom]]- Only speaks in bubbles, as well as all the other Poms. Despite that, he is constantly on his cell phone talking to his many girlfriends. Due to that his girlfriends have Pom-like heads, they probably speak Pom as well, though when they giggle it sounds more like a human. His 1936 version, [[Fat Dudley]], speaks by singing "bo-bo-bo", and his 20X6 version, [[Pan Pan]], speaks in "boings".
*[[Sherlock]]- Speaks only in mumbles.
*[[The Poopsmith]]- It is claimed that [[The Poopsmith]] "has taken a vow of silence", but he is still able to communicate in some ways. He can groove as the leader of the band All the King's Men, as the vocalist (though his voice is only hinted at from offscreen). Because, unlike other characters, he makes no sounds at all, he seems to communicate mainly in the form of gestures like shrugs and thumbs-ups; alternatively, he may hold a written sign which states what he is thinking. In [[different town]], Strong Bad claimed that one thing he would change about his town is that "the Poopsmith could talk". He talks in Strong Bad's description, and with a surprisingly deep voice.

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[[Category: Activity running gags]]

Strong Bad Main Page

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:00:41 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Fun Facts */ speaking glitch

{{othermainnav|talky2|King of Town|Homsar}}
[[Image:sbmain.PNG|220px|thumb|TV, Atari, and Frampton. Yes.]]

To find the '''Strong Bad's Room''' main page, go to [[Homestar Talker]] and make [[Homestar Runner]] say "[[Pom Pom|Pom-Pom]] and Strong Bad are totally going out". Then you will get to Strong Bad Talker. Now make him say "But Homestar can win the stupid competition" and you will get to this main page.

'''Page Title:''' "Homestar Talker"

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, A Cockroach 

'''Place:''' [[Strong Bad's Room]]

==Button Effects==
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — "Oh, man, I hate this guy!" A dart will be thrown at a picture of [[Homestar Runner]]. You can add up to 5 darts by rolling over the button again.
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — The game "[[Nighttime Driving Type Game|Night Driver]]" will play on the TV. "Oh, I love this game. I got a high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that!"
*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — A black light comes on and a clip from "Do You Feel Like We Do?" by [[Peter Frampton]] plays, while Strong Bad gushes, "Oh, check it out, this guy's guitar is totally talking!"
*'''[[Downloads]]''' — The stereo plays "[[Poot Slap]]".
*'''[[Store]]''' — "Help yourself to those chips, man. I mean, they've been there since like The Cheat's birthday party but..." A cockroach, possibly [[Gavin]], crawls out of the chip bag.
*'''[[Email]]''' — The unicorn poster peels back to reveal a [[Wikipedia:Image:Farrahf2.jpg|poster]] of [[Wikipedia:Farrah Fawcett|Farrah Fawcett]]. "Why hello there, Buda Sita, you looking good tonight."

== Fun Facts ==

*The Unicorn blacklight poster is Funky Enterprises #939 "[http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/pd--10005263/sp--A/Unicorn_in_Paradise.htm Unicorn In Paradise]".
*The [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] is from the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] games. If you take his challenge and beat his score of fifty thousand on it you'll earn a secret video that refers to this main page:

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you beat my high score, huh? Well, I just finished the game. Check it out! ''{Shows you the screen, his score is one point higher than yours.}'' Oh, tough luck. I guess it's back to the drawing board for you! Or, the, uh, Night Driving board, or uh.... Get out of my basement!

*The original "[[Nighttime Driving Type Game|Night Driver]]" game for the Atari 2600 is played with the paddles, not the joystick as pictured.
*"Do You Feel Like We Do?" is a 14-minute song from the classic album [[Wikipedia:Frampton_Comes_Alive!|''Frampton Comes Alive!'']] where by using a [[Wikipedia:Talk box|talk box]] Frampton would make his guitar "talk" (as Strong Bad pointed out).
*The Quotes, Weekly Fanstuff, and Sketchbook boxes appear slightly off-center, due to the black space on either side of the menu.
*When you mouse over the '''Toons''', '''Games''', and '''Characters''' buttons, Strong Bad's voice is the old voice. However, if you do that to the '''Store''' and '''Email''' buttons, he has his modern voice.
*If you roll over the '''Store''' button, then wait about 10 seconds, you return to the Homestar Talker. This is stopped if you roll over any of the other buttons, except for '''Downloads'''.
*If you put the mouse over "Toons" several times in quick succession, some darts may freeze in mid-flight, or while wobbling. In this situation, putting the mouse over it again will move the frozen dart to another frozen position. Each subsequent dart is unaffected by what is done to a previous dart.
*After Strong Bad says his line when you mouse over the '''Toons''', '''Games''', '''Characters''', and '''E-mail''' buttons, all the buttons (except for the buttons to the left, "SB" Museum link included) seem to reload. This is particularly noticeable in the [[Main Page Messages]] alert oval, since the sequence of messages starts over.

== External Links ==
*Play [[HR:talky2.html|Homestar Talker]] (and follow the instructions above)
*Play [[HR:talky2.swf|Homestar Talker (Flash file)]]

{{Main Page}}

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[[Category:Main Pages]]

Weclome Back

Skippyman2099 — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:07:32 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Inside References */ added Northtime and Shoigut reference

{{toonnav|Big Toon|weclomeback|A Folky Tale|Strongest Man in the World}}
[[Image:Weclome Back.PNG|thumb|"What is it, like, mid-May or something?"]]
Homestar and the gang all reflect on their summer vacation.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, [[Eh! Steve]] (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Topiary Garden]], [[The Island]], [[Obstacle Course]], [[Airplane]]

'''Date:''' July 3, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:37

'''Page Title:''' Your dreams were your ticket out...

==Transcript==
''{A closeup of a time clock attached to a telephone pole. A time card is punched in. The words "Weclome Back" are shown, and flash various colors. Pull out to see Bubs holding a cup of coffee, in front of a table with styrofoam cups and an urn, in the Field. Marzipan enters and also punches in.}''

'''BUBS:''' Well, hello, Marzi-person! Welcome back.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, howdy, stranger!

'''BUBS:''' Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{unimpressed}'' Uh, I know. It's a joke.

'''BUBS:''' That's hilarious! How was your vacation?

'''MARZIPAN:''' It was toot sweet! I took the Cool Tapes on a midwestern tour ''{the tour map pops up}'' of bead shops and topiary gardens.

''{Cut to a topiary garden; Marzipan, Strong Mad and The Cheat are playing in the band}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}''
:Cool tapes are cool, and we're better than ever,
:Cool tapes are cool, 'cause we're light as a feather.
:Keep it down with that real cool flavor,
:Me and The Cheat and our bass player.
:Rockin' the spot.
:Yeah, we're rockin' the spot.

''{Marzipan appears behind a topiary tree shaped like William Shakespeare.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Grapes, y'all! And don't forget we've got cool 7-inches for sale over at our merch table.

''{Cut to the merchandise table. Homsar is standing on it, it has a sign reading "Merch Masala" and another reading "Steven Inches $[[Pi|π]]"}''

'''HOMSAR:''' I'm a little light in the leftovers!

''{Homsar's hat flies off the left of the screen, then returns from the right and hits him on the head before settling back into its original position. Cut back to Bubs and Marzipan at the coffee table.}''

'''BUBS:''' I bet you drove the shapèd plants wild.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, they were way into it. So what did you do?

'''BUBS:''' I drove my baloney sandwich truck down to the beach.

''{Cut to the tropical island. Bubs's "Baloney Sammich Truck", which resembles an ice-cream truck, doesn't quite fit, and the rear wheels are in the water.}''

'''BUBS:''' BAH-loh-NEH!!! Come on, people! Come on, palm tree! I'm-tryingtosellabaloneysammich!

''{An Atari seagull squawks and flies past.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{angrily to Atari seagull}'' You shut your face!

''{Cut back to the coffee table.}''

'''BUBS:''' I sold exactly zero baloney sandwiches!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, that's great!

'''BUBS:''' Yeah, it was pretty much my best summer ever.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walks in}'' Same here. I spent two glorious weeks at Gluten Camp. I learned more about this oft-misunderstood plant protein than I ever thought possible.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' What''eva!'' ''{puts a time card in the time clock}'' I was across the lake at Glutton Camp. And we challenged those pansies to an obstacle course!

''{Cut to the obstacle course, pan across to see Strong Sad and the King of Town stuck in two tire swings.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, should we call it a draw?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hecks, no! I got stuck in here 10 minutes before you!

''{Pan across to Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Let's go, Glorten Camp! Glorten Camp is pain and scranin' on yous!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh yeah?

''{cut back to the coffee table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well while you slo-mos were slounching around on your haunchy laurels, I was checking the most amazing email of my career!

''{Cut through static to Strong Bad, holding the Lappy, on a plane. Screen markers and a recording light are visible, as though viewed through a camcorder. Strong Bad leans in and adjusts the focus.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Lappy, when I mash record on that camera, we're gonna perform the world's first death-defying midair SBEmail check! We'll make the cover of all the latest blogs! Now, are you psyched?! I'm psyched, are you psyched?!? OK, 3! 2! 1!

''{Strong Bad leans in and presses a button on the camera. Cut through static to Strong Bad standing on the ground. The camera drops to the ground and slowly falls over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the believing is hard to be doing, because that was so incredible! We met so many celebrities in midair! And the part with the narwhale ''{sic}'' was ''so'' illegal.

''{Cut through static to Strong Bad, back at the coffee table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, cuh-rap! What am I, your dad? I can't believe I pulled the old "mash Stop when you think you're mashing Record and mash Record when you think you're mashing Stop" routine on myself.

'''MARZIPAN:''' But if we've all been on vacation, who's been taking care of the website?

''{Homestar Runner walks in, tired, wearing a dressing gown, a nightcap and Nebulon slippers, with a cinnamon 5 o'clock shadow.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawns}'' What's up, my brothers? Let no one say the Homestar Runner don't know how to nap. What is it, like mid-May or something?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, try "early July."

''{Zoom in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aah! I slept through June!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yup.

''{Zoom in even tighter.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aah-! -gatha Christie would never sleep through June... neither would Angela Lansbury.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't they the same person?

'''BUBS:''' Yeah.

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Yep.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I think they are.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Yes, they definitely are.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, it's settled then. Now, what's this I hear about some of you guys sleeping through June? I'll let it slide this time, but June-sleepers will not be tolerated from this day henceforth. Now, whose turn was it to ''{rolls tongue}'' bring the doughnuts?

'''EVERYONE BUT HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yours!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I'll let it slide this time, but dough-not rememberers will dough-not be tolerated from now on. All right, everybody, everybody. It's time to get this www-dot-show back on the road-dot-com. Now, places! Aaand...
[[Image:Weclome Back everybody.PNG|150px|right|"Everybody, everybody!"]]
''{Cut to everyone standing in regular clothes in front of a plain blue background. The words "everybody, everybody" appear in front of them, zooming and flashing. The music from the [[Intro]] page plays.}''

'''CHILDREN:''' Everybody, everybody! Everybody, everybody! Everybody, everybody! Everybody, everybody!
{{clear}}

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:Freewheelinsteve.PNG|thumb|The Freewheelin' Eh, Steve]]
* In Homsar's scene, click on the "Steven Inches" sign to see a "The Freewheelin' Eh, Steve" album cover. On the bottom it lists the songs ''Sweet Cups and Cakes'' by Wheelchair Man, ''Eh, Steve's Dream'' by Eh, Steve!, and ''Talkin' Trying to Catch a Worm Blues'' by Fresh Juice.
* When the King of Town first appears, click on his crown to see his "I'm with Glutton Camp" T-shirt.
* Click on the left "everybody" at the end of the toon to see what Pom Pom and The Poopsmith presumably did during their summer vacation.
:''{Pom Pom and the Poopsmith are both leaning on the palm tree on the deserted island. The Poopsmith is wearing Strong Bad's Dangeresque sunglasses, and Pom Pom is wearing Homestar's. After a few moments, a thought cloud appears and reveals that Pom Pom is thinking of a baloney sandwich. Another one appears shortly afterwards and shows that the Poopsmith is too.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*This toon refers to the real-life vacation that [[The Brothers Chaps]] took in the late spring/early summer of 2006, during which time the site went nearly seven weeks (48 days) without a major update, the longest hiatus on record. There were various minor updates during this period, but no toons.
*"Toot sweet" is a play on the French phrase ''"tout de suite"'' (which translates to "immediately" or "at once"). Both phrases are pronounced roughly the same.
*The Baloney Truck is a spoof on the [[wikipedia:Ice_cream_truck|Ice Cream Truck/Van]], which is popular in some parts of the world.

===Trivia===
[[Image:Cool tapes tour.png|thumb|300px|Cool Tapes' June 2006 tour]]
*The time card reads:
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|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C; font: bold 100% sans-serif"
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|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
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|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
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|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
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|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
| style="border-right: 10px double #F9C " | 8:03 || 5:54
|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
| style="border-right: 10px double #F9C " | 7:45 || 6:21
|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
| style="border-right: 10px double #F9C " | 9:21 || 6:03
|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
| style="border-right: 10px double #F9C " | 12:02 || 5:58
|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
| style="border-right: 10px double #F9C " | 7:56 || 6:23
|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
| style="border-right: 10px double #F9C " | 8:03 || 5:54
|- style="border: 3px solid #F9C"
| style="border-right: 10px double #F9C " | 7:45 || 6:21
|}
*The [[Cool Tapes]] tour goes through East Westerburg, Beadsburg, Bead Store City, Sculpted Busheston, New Beadshop, Topiarianapolis, Beeeeeds, and Tope Gardens. Other towns on the map are Northtime, Pantsburg, Shoigut, Thuxtable, and The Slickster.
*There are trees in the topiary garden shaped as an ice-cream cone, [[Trogdor]], a tree stump, and [[Wikipedia:William Shakespeare|William Shakespeare]].
*According to the sign on the side of Bubs's [[Baloney Sammich Truck]], he's selling:
**"Gumball Surprise"– A baloney sandwich with a purple gumball on top.
**"Open Smiley Face"– An open baloney sandwich with a smiley face drawn on it in mustard.
**"I Heart Baloney"– A baloney sandwich with heart-shaped bread.
**"Dog Food"– A baloney sandwich with bone-shaped bread.
**"It's Not a Real Popsicle" – A baloney sandwich with popsicle-shaped bread.
**"Inside Out"– A piece of bread between two slices of baloney.
*In the DVD commentary on Strong Bad Email [[island]], Matt said they should use the island again. In addition to this cartoon, they already reused it in [[disconnected]].

===Remarks===
*[[Wikipedia:Agatha Christie|Agatha Christie]] and [[Wikipedia:Angela Lansbury|Angela Lansbury]] are not, in fact, the same person. Christie was a crime fiction author, and Lansbury is an actress famous for ''playing'' a crime fiction author on ''[[Wikipedia:Murder, She Wrote|Murder, She Wrote]]''. Lansbury however ''did'' play Christie's fictional sleuth [[Wikipedia:Miss Marple|Miss Marple]] in the movie adaptation of Christie's ''[[Wikipedia:The Mirror Crack'd|The Mirror Crack'd]]''.
*The spelling ''narwhale'' and Strong Bad's pronunciation of it are accepted variants; the more common spelling is ''narwhal''.
*When we see the back of the Lappy, it has none of the connection ports from [[isp]], but it is possible that Strong Bad's glove may be covering them.
*When Cool Tapes plays in the Topiary Garden, no amplifiers are present. Yet, when it closes up on Marzipan in the following shot, two "Marzipan" amplifiers are present behind her.

===Glitches===
*When Marzipan's angry expression is used, blinking causes her outline to be intruded.

===Inside References===
* [[Pants]]burg is one of the [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|places Strong Bad visited]] on his [[vacation]], and one of the places (along with Northtime and Shoigut) in [[Limozeen]]'s [[Limozeen#Zeenin' Across the Country 2001|Zeenin' Across the Country tour]].
* Strong Bad's line, "I can't believe I pulled the 'Mash stop when you think you're mashing record, and mash record when you think you're mashing stop' on myself", is a reference to [[Mashing Go|mashing go/play on something]]
* The Atari seagull first appeared in [[huttah!]] and [[take-a-break.exe]].
* Marzipan's [[Cool Tapes]] band comes from [[Cool Things]].
**Marzipan's remark, "Grapes, y'all!", is a reference to the bag of four grapes that appeared in the original lyrics.
* The toon's title contains the word [[Unusual Greetings#Weclome|Weclome]].
* Bubs pronounces "shaped plants" the same way Strong Bad and Teenage Homestar pronounced "striped pants" in [[highschool]].
* One of the places the Cool Tapes band visits is East Westerburg. Westerberg (spelled slightly differently) was visited in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]], and it was to the east of the player's starting location.
* The Poopsmith is wearing what appears to be [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Dangeresque]] sunglasses, and Pom Pom is wearing [[Dangeresque Too]]'s sunglasses.
* In addition to the two ropes attaching the tire swings to the tree at the obstacle course, a third rope hangs from the sky and sways gently, as did the rope featured in [[A Folky Tale]].
* The "Gumball Surprise" is another example of a [[Concoctions|concoction]].
* Homestar's sleeping through June is similar to how he slept through most of Decemberween in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
* The Eh! Steve song "Sweet Cups and Cakes" refers to [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]], from which he originated.
* "Fresh Juice" (from the Eh! Steve album) is one of the suggested death metal lyrics from the worksheet in [[death metal]].
* Homestar is wearing [[Cinnamon|cinnamon]] on his face, and his slippers resemble [[Nebulon]], who first appeared on [[Main Page 1]].
* Marzipan's comment, "Who's been taking care of the website?" is an example of [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaking the fourth wall]].

===Real-World References===
*The city "The Slickster" (as seen on the Cool Tapes tour map) is a reference to former [[Wikipedia:World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] manager [[Wikipedia:Ken Johnson (wrestling)|Ken Johnson]], whose ring name was Slick and often called "The Slickster" by the commentators.
*The city of "Thuxtable" is a reference to Theo Huxtable, a character on [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]]. Theo Huxtable was previously referenced in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], when Coach Z dressed up like him.
*The design of the Cool Tapes Marzipan amps is based on the design of the classic [[Wikipedia:Marshall Amplification|Marshall Amp]]. It was previously seen in [[different town]]. Marshall is a famous brand of guitar amp that became synonymous with heavy metal and rock bands.
*The page title references the John E. Sebastian song "Welcome Back," which was the theme song from the sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:Welcome Back, Kotter|Welcome Back, Kotter]]'' ("Welcome back / Your dreams were your ticket out...").
*Athletic competitions between summer camps occupying the same campground are common in family movies and cartoons. Some examples include the movies ''[[Wikipedia:Heavyweights|Heavyweights]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Meatballs (film)|Meatballs]]''.
*The "Freewheelin' Eh! Steve" album cover is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan|Bob Dylan's]] early album, ''[[Wikipedia:The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan|The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan]]''. In addition, "Eh! Steve's Dream" is a reference to the Dylan song ''Bob Dylan's Dream'' and "Talkin' Trying to Catch a Worm Blues" refers to Dylan's song ''Talkin' World War III Blues''.
*Homestar's green ribcage [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|shirt]] is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:This Is Spinal Tap|This Is Spinal Tap]]'', in which [[Wikipedia:Nigel Tufnel|Nigel Tufnel]] wears the same shirt and later remarks "This is what I sleep in sometimes".
**The Eh! Steve song "Sweet Cups and Cakes" is likely a ''This Is Spinal Tap'' reference as well, since "Cups and Cakes" is the name of a Spinal Tap song.
*Strong Mad's violin styled bass bears a resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Hofner|Hofner]] bass played by [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]]. However, Strong Mad plays right handed, while Paul is left-handed.
*Strong Bad's Narwhal reference is a reference to the popular Internet game [http://www.spinnerdisc.com/narwhaldiving.html Narwhal Diving] at the website [http://www.spinnerdisc.com Spinnerdisc.com].
*The sign on the merchandise table that reads "Merch Masala" refers to the 1985 Hindi movie [[Wikipedia:Mirch Masala|Mirch Masala]]. Mirch Masala is also the name of an Indian restaurant in Decatur, Georgia.
*Strong Sad's "I'm with gluten camp" T-shirt is a play on the popular [[Wikipedia:1980s|'80s]] "I'm with stupid" T-shirts.
*[[Wikipedia:Gluten|Gluten]] is a protein that makes up 80% of the protein in wheat.
*Marzipan almost smashing [[Carol]] in the "Cool Tapes" scene is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Pete Townshend|Pete Townshend]]'s habit of smashing his guitars onstage.

==External Links==
*[[HR:weclomeback.html|watch "Weclome Back"]]
*[[HR:weclomeback.swf|view the Flash file for "Weclome Back"]]
*[[Forum:8992|forum thread re: "Weclome Back"]]

[[Category:Toons]]

Peasant's Quest Responses

Skippyman2099 — Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:32:53 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* B */ added "break door"

There are many responses that the game gives you in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. Here is a list of all that have been found. When more than one option is given, such as "get/take _____", either word will produce the same response.

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===#===

===A===
*'''"ask about _____":'''
**'''baby:'''
***(to baby lady) - "This little guy's all I got left. If only someone would steal back all our riches from that filthy Jhonka."
**'''fire:'''
***(to knight) - "Well, whenever I see peasants, they tend to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn."
***(to baby lady) - "You need fire? A couple of trees over by the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern over there or something." / "So should I ask that signal lantern?" you ask. / "I dunno man! Whattaya want from me?"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. / "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." / They see you staring daggers at them and turn bright red. / "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. What's a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever. (Only works when Mendelev and Dongolev are together.)
***(to Jhonka) - "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away."
**'''jhonka:'''
***(to knight) - "Since the Kerrek showed up, we don't see the Jhonka so much anymore. He lives in that little cave over in west Peasantry."
***(to baby lady) - "That nasty thing killed my husband and took my riches!!" / "I thought Trogdor killed your husband," you interject. / "Oh right. Yeah. That's what I said. Trogband killed my husbdor."
***(to Jhonka) - "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.
**'''kerrek:'''
***(to knight) - "I call him Big Stinky. He's slow and stupid, but he'll pound you into milks meat without a second thought."
**'''naked ned:'''
***(to knight) - "That weirdo used to live over in west Peasantry but now I guess he just prances around the forest in his birthday suit."
***(to baby lady) - "Don't talk about that pervert in front of the baby here."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That guy creeps us out. In fact, shut up about him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.
***(to innkeeper) - "He used to be such a nice, clothed young man. Wonder what he's done with all his old clothes?"
**'''robe:'''
***(to knight) - "Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those."
***(to baby lady) - "You can't have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in west Peasantry!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'know?"
***(to Jhonka) - ''see naked ned''
***(to innkeeper) - "I wear my robe hood-down so it's easier to trim my ear-hairs. If you need a robe, maybe try someone that's not using theirs."
**'''smell:'''
***(to knight) - "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!"
***(to baby lady) - "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse!" / "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That giant pig running around sure smells bad. Maybe talk to him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.
***(to innkeeper) - "Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat."
**'''trogdor:'''
***(to knight) - "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a jhonka."
***(to baby lady) - "I hope you kill that stupid dragon. My 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Oh man, there was this one time when I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. / "Hey, shut up! That was me!" interrupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" says Dongolev. [sic] / "Did not!" / "Did so!" / "Did not!" / (You see where this is going.)
***(to Jhonka) - "All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka.
***(to innkeeper) - "Are you talking about that young green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers."
**'''anything else:'''
***(to knight) - "I don't know anything about that, short pants."
***(to baby lady) - "I dunno what you're talking about."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring."
***(to Jhonka) - "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said."
*'''"attack sign"''' (at the Mountain Pass) - "I was being facetious, Mr. Smarty-short-pants. No sign attacking for you."

===B===
*'''"boo"''' (anywhere) - "Scared me."
*'''"break/kick/punch door"''' (at Outside mysterious cottage) - "Violence is not the answer."
*'''"break sign"''' (at Mountain Pass) - ''See "attack sign"''
*'''"break stump, sit on stump, etc."''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!"
*'''"buy kerrek a cold one"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "The kerrek [sic] is a teetotaler and is offended by your request. You've really cheesed him off now." '''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].

===C===
*'''"cheat"''' (or any phrase involving "cheat"; anywhere) - "Meh."
*'''"climb _____"'''
**'''"cliff"'''
***(anywhere near the bottom of the cliff) - "There aren't enough footholds and you don't have any carabeaners on you."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "They don't show the sports-drink people get down from the cliff. You've no idea how to start."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "No, you have business to attend to here in Peasantry."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "More like you should walk through that gaping hole in it. Just an idea."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Not going to dignify that with a response."
**'''"in bucket"''' (at the well) - "Your butt is too big."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
**'''"tree"'''
***(anywhere but at the wavy tree or hidden glen) - "But then your hands would get all sappy."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Naw, you'd probably figure out some way to kill yourself doing that."
***(at the wavy tree) - "You don't climb wavy trees."
***(after getting a room in the inn) - "Naw. That's dumb. Do better."
*'''"close _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Already done. That was easy!"
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(without stealing the robe) - "Right, right. Wouldn't want to leave the robes out where any old guy trying to beat an adventure game could take them."
***(when it's closed) - "A riddle: What can be closed that is already closed? (hint: not this drawer)"
*'''"cut off arms, legs, and head"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Very funny. You have trouble cutting out coupons in the weekly 'Peasant Penny-Pincher' circular. I'd like to see you try."

===D===
*'''"[[Dan|dan]]"''' (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere): "Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future."
*'''"dance"''' (anywhere) - "You'd rather just stand here and soak up the scene."
*'''"die"''' (anywhere) - "That wasn't very smart. You dead." '''Warning:''' This kills you.
*'''"drink"''' (or any object after "drink"; anywhere) - "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going for you./Which is nice."
*'''"drop baby"'''
**(once you have baby) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm." '''or''' "Quit tryin to ditch the baby!"
**(before you have baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."

===E===

===F===

===G===
*'''"get a room"''' (when on fire) - \oard [sic] of Peasant Health says I can't serve any folk that's on fire. Nothing personal. Well, I mean, I don't like you much anyway."
*'''"get/take _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed and not relevant to the plot)"''' - You probably WISH you could get that.
**'''"on rock"''' (at the rock in the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
**'''"arrow"'''
***(at the archery range) - "They have 'RANGE' printed on them, so it would be kind of embarrassing to have to shoot around with them. Also, that guy over there is giving you the evil eye."
***(at the secret glen while Dongolev is there) - "Something tells me now's not a good time." (you get the arrow anyway and Dongolev shoots you) "It wasn't a good time. Hey, my mom's making peasant-kabobs for dinner TOO! Right. Anyway. You dead. Thanks for playing, and try not to die." '''Warning:''' As you can see, this kills you.
***(at the secret glen after getting the first arrow OR at the secret glen after getting the second arrow after killing the Kerrek) - "You're pretty much all set on the arrow front. They're kinda cool, though."
***(at the secret glen after killing the Kerrek) - "You grab yet another arrow from the tree hoping to get some bonus points."
***(at Kerrek's body after killing the Kerrek) - "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she has the baby) - "'You want to be a part of this family? GO GET US THOSE RICHES!!' she shrieks."
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn, after getting a room) - "You can't. It looks like it's been somehow olded to the desk."
**'''"belt"''' (after getting it) - "You totally got the belt already, as evidenced by the rancid cloud of odor that follows you like a shadow."
**'''"berries"'''
***(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) - "You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b."
***(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) - "You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser"
***(at the west side of the lake) - "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
**'''"bone/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff) - Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww.
**'''"broom"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "No, no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things from the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"
**'''"bucket"''' (at the well) - "You can't, it's tied to a rope and you're terrible with knots."
**'''"candle"''' (at night, in the inn) - It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice.
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "No. Too big for pants." '''or''' "No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady."
**'''"club"''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) - "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed."
**'''"drawer"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again."
**'''"(/steal) feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage after stealing feed) - "You don't need anymore. It might give rise to old temptations.
**'''"fire"''' (at the burninated tree at night) - "You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU."
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You nasty. Besides, they wouldn't survive a minute away from that horse's butt."
**'''"gold"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Um, that's chicken feed."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "Who do you think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman? You don't need any hay."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "There's a huge bale a couple of screens over from here. Why bother stealing?"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket."
**'''"lantern"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'."
**'''"mud"'''
***(when it's wet, before you fall in) - "You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you."
***(when it's wet, after you fall in) - "You've already gotten an heapin' helpin' all up on yo'self."
**'''"map"''' (at your cottage, after you've gotten it) - "Yeah but like you already map the took, guy!"
**'''"note"'''
***(at Jhonka's cave) - "It's been magically sealed to the door with a wondrously whimsical spell."
***(outside the inn) - "What is it with you and notes?! No!!"
**'''"old man rub"''' (in the inn) - You disgust me.
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - Naw, it might be important to that wrinkly old loon.
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - Weird. It's actually painted right into the wall. Like, the frame and everything.
**'''"pebbles"'''
***(after you've gotten them) - "Come now. We've been through this jaunty little bit before. You took them from the half lake screen with the cattail and stuff."
***(from the opposite side of where you get the pebbles) "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach them from here."
**'''"plague"''' (at the signal lantern) - Wrong game, Mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'.
**'''"plaque"''' (at the signal lantern) - You have enough of that on your browning, rotten peasant teeth already.
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - Not a chance. There's even more questionable stains on that pillow than there are on that rug.
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "You don't have anywhere to use it and it is rather bulky, so you leave it."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn, after you already have horse grease) - You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood.
**'''"robe"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, after you've gotten it) - You still remember the time when you took them. Oh, the times have changed ... but the robes?
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, when the drawer is closed) - You reach into the closed drawer and nearly break your hand slamming it. Just like a bird on a pane of glass minus the blamelessness.
**'''"rock"''' (by the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - You're not touching that thing. Too many questionable stains on it.
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "No. Those will fall on you and more than likely kill you."
*'''"give _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed)"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "We don't need that mess."
**'''"baby"'''
***(in the inn, before you get the baby) - "You have no baby nor any immediate prospects."
***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) - "You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth."
**'''"riches"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) - "'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'"
***(inside the woman's cottage, after giving the riches) - "We did that already, and it was sort of humiliating."
**'''"=trinket"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - " 'Did you find that thing in my yard?' she asks. 'I got that thing free in a box of Plaguezees. I need some FOR REAL riches!' "
***(inside woman's cottage after giving trinket to Mendelev) " 'Why are you holding your hand out?' she asks. 'I told you I need riches, so I can't give em away.' You don't have a trinket to give, you realize."
*'''"go _____"''' (anything or letter can be put in here) - "Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.

===H===
*'''"haldo"'''
**(anywhere but in the secret glade after talking to Mendelev) - "That's totally not Dongolev."
**(in the secret glade before talking to Mendelev) - "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy [sic] Guide? Go talk to my brother first."
**(in the secret glade after Dongolev leaves) - "Haldo?.' you call out... 'Hadloooooo' "
*'''"hide in hay"''' (at the hay bale, before getting in) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
*'''"hug tree"''' (at the hay bale) - "To every thing, turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn." '''Warning:''' Be sure to save first, because you will be unable to move.

===I===

===J===

===K===
*'''"kick/kill/punch poor gary"'''
**(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game. {Poor Gary kicks you} WOW! For a decrepit old horse, Poor Gary still packs a mean whallop. You dead. Thanks for playing." '''Warning:''' Needless to say, this kills you.
**(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"kill _____"'''
**'''"jhonka"''' (after he's outside) - "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is present and you do not have the bow and arrow) - "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit."
***(after the Kerrek is dead) - "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums."
**'''"trogdor"''' (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) - "Like how?"
*'''"knock"'''
**(at the woman's cottage) - " 'It's open,' says a female voice from inside. Um, it's NOT open, but you get her drift."
**(at the woman's cottage, after she leaves) - No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?
**(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "A gravelly voice inside yells, 'JUST US CHICKENS' '''or:''' 'NO FOR RENT' '''or:''' 'I GIVE LAST YEAR!' '''or:''' 'GAVE AT OFFICE' '''or:''' 'GO WAY!'"
**(at the inn, after it's been opened) - "Just open it, man!"
**(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "You could knock until your knuckles bleed. Nobody's home."
*'''"Knock until knuckles bleed"'''
**(at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You knock for about 4 hours until your knuckles are raw and bloody. That was fun!"
**(type it again at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You done that already. A great time was had by all."

===L===
*'''"light lantern"'''
**(at the burninated trees before it is lit) - "With what? Your red-hot intellect?"
**(at the burninated trees after it is lit) - "Already lit, moron."
*'''"load"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"look _____"'''
**'''(at anything, while hiding inside the bale of hay)''' - "Right now, you see a bunch of hay."
**'''(at something previously in your inventory but now gone)''' - "You used to have one, before the great item blight of 402. Check your INVENTORY to read about it."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage while she has the baby) - Peasant babies are pretty freaking adorable. This little guy's no exception.
**'''"bed"''' (in the inn) - "Is that just a fitted sheet over a slab of concrete?"
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn) - "Tis broked."
**'''"belt"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something."
**'''"berries"'''
***(at the west side of the lake) "Shut up."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Crunch berries maybe."
**'''"boat"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
**'''"bone/skeleton/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) - "You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones."
**'''"bush"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind."
**'''"bushes"'''
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes."
***(in the hidden glen) - "There's some thick 'ol bushes up in this hidden glen."
**'''"candle"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "That candle's not at all on fire."
**'''"cave"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave) - "Just a little cave. Calm down."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "The cave entrance beckons to you like a hot mutton sandwich might."
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "One of those self-rocking kind. Not bad for a brown-collar peasant-type. Must be trickle-down in action."
**'''"club/turkey leg"''' (at the Jhonka's cave when he's outside) - "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it."
**'''"cottage"'''
***(at the yellow tree) - "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) - "A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!"
**'''"curtain/beads"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "That thing's awesome. You always wanted one for your dorm room but your roommate was a total drag and said no."
**'''"desk"'''
***(at the archery range) - "It says 'archery' on it. My wife's drunk."
***(inside the inn) - "There's a broken bell and a piece of parchment on there."
**'''"dinghy"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
**'''"door"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Just a door. A door with a note on it."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "A wicked beaded curtain hangs in the doorway."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Cool Ranch. Your old favorite."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A particularly rickety peasant-issue fence. Trogdor uses bits of these as toothpicks."
***(by haystack/Jhonka's cottage/Naked Ned's cottage) - "A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Wow! There's a hole in it on THIS side too!"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A cloud of buttflies fly around the horse's butt."
**'''"footprints"''' (when the Kerrek is not present) - "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' "
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "Hay is for horses!"
**'''"horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "This bag o' bones looks like he's headed for the glue factory. He's got the name 'Poor Gary' branded onto his hide."
**'''"in hay"''' (at the hay bale) - "You search and search through the haystack. Nope. No needles."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "It's dark and welly in there. Smell like stank too."
**'''"inn"''' (outside the inn) - "Looks okay from out here. But do they have a free breakfast buffet?"
**'''"jhonka"''' (at the Jhonka's cottage when he's outside) - "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
***(while he's decomposing) - "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse."
***(when he's all bones) - "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man."
**'''"knight"''' (at the mountain pass) - "He looks way cooler than you."
**'''"lady/woman"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she's still there) - "Typical pasty peasant woman, overbearing and judgemental. Obsessed with goods and land."
**'''"lake"''' (at the fisherman's lake) - "Why it's half a lake."
**'''"lake/water"''' (at the lake with pebbles) - "It extends onto the next screen and has a sandy shore."
**'''"lantern"'''
***(while unlit; at the burninated trees) - "It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl."
***(while lit; at the burninated trees) - "It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight."
**'''"lightning"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Scary. Like Auntie Gerelda's crow's feet."
**'''"man"''' (in the inn) - "He's an older peasant with big cotton swabs stuffed up his nose. Oh wait. Those are nose hairs. Grody."
**'''"man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "An older peasant sits silently in a boat with his line in the water."
**'''"ned"''' (at the wavy tree, when Naked Ned is peeking out) - "A fairly naked man is peeking out behind that tree."
**'''"openings"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "They're mysterious and out of reach. Like girls were to you in high school."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "It's a painting of dogs playing 'Magic: The Nerdening.'
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - "It says, 'Note to self: Wave arms wildly!' "
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "If you sleep in that bed, you're NOT putting your head on that nasty pillow."
***(in the woman's cottage) - "Swedish foam. Your favorite."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "It's full of horse grease. I guess that sounds useful."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "The ages have worn this rock down. It is a rock of ages. Still a-rollin."
***(at the mud patch) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage after removing it) - "Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "Maybe that used to be a magic carpet. But it's sure a cat pee-stained carpet now."
**'''"sand"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake) - "One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty two... One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty three... Drat! You lost count again."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the pebbles) - "Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times."
**'''"shelf"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Nothing but a bag of chicken feed."
**'''"sign"'''
***(at the mountain pass) - "What that sign there? That sign says 'Trogdor.'"
***(outside the inn) - "If you can't read that sign, you need to quit playing this game."
**'''"stump"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "NOT a good place to sit."
***(at Poor Gary's glen) - "You run out of ideas as to what to do next, and stare at the stump."
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "Hey, they had those same targets at Peasant Scout Camp!"
**'''"tree"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve."
***(at the hay bale) - "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!"
***(at the hidden glen) - "Dude, and then the elf, like, totally climbed up it. It was awesome!"
***(at the wavy tree) - "It's weird and wavy."
***(at the well) - "That's one orange tree alright."
***(at the yellow tree) - "You're really hurtin' for puzzle solutions, eh?"
**'''"trees"''' (anywhere) - "You are an incredibly boring person."
**'''"trogdor"'''
***(in Trogdor's lair) - "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore."
***(at mountain pass) - I know it's labeled 'Trogdor,' but it's really just a sign, silly. I mean, attack it if you want...
**'''"water"''' (by the stream) - Got a rock in it.
**'''"waterfall"''' (at the waterfall) - "Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything."
**'''"well"''' (at the well) - "Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks."
**'''"window"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Check it out! There's an INN in there."
***(inside the inn) - "Check it out! There's a Peasantry out there!

===M===
*'''"make friends with kerrek"''' - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad [sic] and it's not gonna work for you either." (As seen in [[for kids]])
*'''"map"''' (before you find the map; anywhere) - "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one."

===N===

===O===
*'''"open _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "How? There's no knob."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage when it's open) - "Yeah, totally! Except it's already open you moron."
***(in Naked Ned's cottage after getting the robe and closing the drawer) - "You already closed it, which was nice, and so we gave you some points. Let sleeping drawers lie."

===P===
*'''"party"''' (anywhere) - "You are part of the Whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign priority."
*'''"pet horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Aww, that's sweet. Poor Gary tries in vain to bite your arm off."
*'''"pwd"''' - Prints on-screen your location in the game's programming. (This could be a kind of a "joke" of sorts. In Unix/Linux, pwd is the command for "print working directory", and the location is printed out in the form of a filename.)
*'''"put _____"'''
**'''"baby"''' (at the well) - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"baby in well/bucket"''' (at the well, before getting the baby) - "Hmmmm... A baby, eh? You check your sundial. Babies-R-Us is probably closed by now."
**'''"baby in well"'''
***(after getting the sub) - "Li'l tyke seems to enjoy the ride, but - thin or not - we've got a plot to advance here."
***(at the well with the baby) - "Jeez man! At least put the poor little guy in the bucket! Give him a fighting chance!"
**'''"pebbles in bucket"''' (after getting the maskus) - "We've already been through this exercise and it went pretty well, ya?"
**'''"pebbles in well"''' (at the well, when you have them) - "Then it'd be tough to get them back. You never go ANYWHERE without your rocks"

===Q===
*'''"quit"''' - "Well fine Boring Sanders! Hope you saved your game cause it is OVER between us!" '''Warning:''' The game still quits.

===R===
*'''"ride horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Naw, snapping horse spines just doesn't seem as cool as it did in high school."
*'''"ring bell"''' (in the inn) - "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes DUNG."

===S===
*'''"scare horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before." '''or:''' "You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off." '''or:''' "You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him."
*'''"sit on stump"''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!"
*'''"skip stones"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment."
*'''"sleep"'''
**(inside the woman's cottage) - "That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it."
**(in the inn while the man is there) - "You probably want to talk to that stinky old guy over there about that."
*'''"smell/sniff"''' (anywhere) - "Smells like a computer game."
*'''"swim"'''
**(at the rock in the river) - "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal."
**(at the waterfall) - "That waterfall would probably churn you into one of those weight-gain protein smoothies."
**(at the west side of the lake) - "Not in this game, Swimmer [[Dan]]! In this game, you drown."

===T===
*'''"talk"'''
**(at the archery range, while behind desk) - "Why don't you saddle up to the front of the table there, cowboy?"
**(at the archery range, after beating the minigame) - "Go away!" says Dongolev. "We're arguing about who's hotter," adds Mendelev.
**(at wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "You startled him and he disappears!"
*'''"talk ____"'''
**'''(someone not in the screen, inanimate, or nonexistent; anywhere)''' - "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, before you get the baby) - "You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows snot bubbles."
**'''"gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen when he's there) - "Your attempts at conversation are met with horse grunts and tail flaps. Which is better than you do at conversation with most people."
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already temperamental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!"
**'''"lady"''' (inside the woman's cottage after she's gone) - "You'd call out her name and let it ring through the empty room, enveloping you in sorrow, but you don't actually know her name."
**'''"Naked Ned"''' (at the wavy tree, with Naked Ned visable)- "'Never speak of this meeting!' says the nudie and he disapperars."
**'''"tree"''' (at the wavy tree) - "Trees can't talk but a breeze picks up and you swear the leaves whisper the words 'Naked Ned.' Weird."
**'''"trogdor"''' (in Trogdor's lair while he's asleep) - "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though."
**'''"well"''' (At the well) "You yell into the well and enjoy the echo. Keep in mind there are no stereos yet."
*'''"this sucks"''' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"throw _____"'''
**(anything but the feed; at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - " 'That isn't gonna work for bait!' the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume."
**(anything; when the fisherman is gone) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!"
**'''"baby"'''
***(anywhere but the west side of the lake) - "Hmmm. Maybe try someplace else.
***(at the west side of the lake before getting the baby) - "I think you misread the walkthrough on GameFAQs. You gotta get the baby first."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the soda) - "Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left."
***(anywhere without the baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**'''"feed"'''
***(at the east side of the lake before getting the feed) - "You have nothing with which to do that...with."
***(at the east side of the lake after throwing the feed) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!" (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
*'''"try"''' - (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Okay, fine. You try to cut off your hard-earned extremities. It doesn't work. You dead. Thanks for nothing." '''Warning:''' You die.
*'''"turn crank"'''
**(at the well, on the other side of the screen) - "You got a short reach to match your short pants. Try standing closer to that crank."
**(at well, after you get the maskus) - {first time} "Down she goes! You could do this all day!" {second time} "The drama grips you, but the bucket is empty. On the bright side, you're getting a pretty sweet workout for your Deltoidus Rex muscles."

===U===
*'''"use/deploy baby"'''
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before getting the baby) - "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?"
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before moving the stone) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm."
**(at Naked Ned's hut, after the baby has left) - "Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open...I can't see why we'd go through this all over again."
*'''"use pebbles"''' (at the well) - "What do you propose to do with them? Discuss."

===V===

===W===
*'''"wake up trogdor"''' - "Troggie...", you murmur. "Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school." He's not budging."
*'''"wear _____"'''
**'''"belt"''' (after getting the belt) - "You're already wearing it. Too bad you smell like the trash barge off Peasant Isle."
**'''"mask"'''
***(anywhere but Poor Gary's glen) - "Not on this screen. You've got your image to think about. Actually, you might want to start deliberating on that right now."
***(in Poor Gary's glen after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"where"''' (anywhere) Tells you where you are.
*'''"why"''' (anywhere) - "I wish I knew."

===X===

===Y===
*"'''Yes'''" (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)- "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka. Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!" '''Warning:''' Obviously, you will die.

===Z===

===Miscellaneous===
* Wait a while in the wavy tree area and Naked Ned should appear behind the other tree.
*Download the flash file and start a game. At any time type "save". In the save menu, click on the flash player's control tab(next to file and view), and select "play". It loads the archery game and you can get the bow before you are supposed to.
* On the "load game" screen you see after you die, you can press enter a couple of times and see the death sequence again.
* If you look at the SuperTime FunBow on the inventory screen, a blue clickable square will appear to the left, but clicking won't do anything. Maybe an unfinished Easter egg?
* There is a black box in the top left corner of the page. It has no purpose as of yet.
* After you've gotten your robe and a room at the inn, try walking in a direction that doesn't lead to the burned lantern tree for a funny message.
* See what happens when you don't answer "yes" or "no" to the Jhonka after being asked about the riches.
* While walking in the haystack, go to scenes other than the original haystack screen and the Jhonka screen.
* When you are in Hidden Glen (the hole in the fence that Gary made), without going off the screen, try going past the fence and up. This should take you to the baby lady's cottage.
* If you don't take the Kerrek's belt right away and get the robe and get on fire first, the guard will recognize that you have the robe, but not that you're on fire.
* Once you are on fire, go west a few scenes to hear a funny message about the weather.
* If you "put baby in bucket" while the baby is already in the well, you will still get more points.
* Type anything other than "talk" for a short message once Trogdor is awake.
* You can get the maskus immediately after putting the pebbles in the bucket (without having to turn the crank). When you turn the crank then, nothing comes up.
* If you type "Where" at the waterfall, it will say 'You are hanging out in ' and then it ends abruptly
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Peasant's Quest Responses

Skippyman2099 — Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:17:14 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* M */ spelling of "irridisregardless"

There are many responses that the game gives you in the game [[Peasant's Quest]]. Here is a list of all that have been found. When more than one option is given, such as "get/take _____", either word will produce the same response.

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===#===

===A===
*'''"ask about _____":'''
**'''baby:'''
***(to baby lady) - "This little guy's all I got left. If only someone would steal back all our riches from that filthy Jhonka."
**'''fire:'''
***(to knight) - "Well, whenever I see peasants, they tend to be on fire. So get yourself on fire. I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn."
***(to baby lady) - "You need fire? A couple of trees over by the waterfall used to be on fire. But now there's like a signal lantern over there or something." / "So should I ask that signal lantern?" you ask. / "I dunno man! Whattaya want from me?"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev. / "Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some prancey lake and..." / They see you staring daggers at them and turn bright red. / "Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah. What's a fire?" adds Mendelwhatever. (Only works when Mendelev and Dongolev are together.)
***(to Jhonka) - "Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away."
**'''jhonka:'''
***(to knight) - "Since the Kerrek showed up, we don't see the Jhonka so much anymore. He lives in that little cave over in west Peasantry."
***(to baby lady) - "That nasty thing killed my husband and took my riches!!" / "I thought Trogdor killed your husband," you interject. / "Oh right. Yeah. That's what I said. Trogband killed my husbdor."
***(to Jhonka) - "The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more. You wonder how someone this primitive could have made that much dough.
**'''kerrek:'''
***(to knight) - "I call him Big Stinky. He's slow and stupid, but he'll pound you into milks meat without a second thought."
**'''naked ned:'''
***(to knight) - "That weirdo used to live over in west Peasantry but now I guess he just prances around the forest in his birthday suit."
***(to baby lady) - "Don't talk about that pervert in front of the baby here."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That guy creeps us out. In fact, shut up about him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!" Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the string bikini.
***(to innkeeper) - "He used to be such a nice, clothed young man. Wonder what he's done with all his old clothes?"
**'''robe:'''
***(to knight) - "Peasants wear those brown robes. You know, with the rope around the waist. Get yourself one of those."
***(to baby lady) - "You can't have mine, pervert! I'm not a nudist peasant like that weirdo over in west Peasantry!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes. You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'know?"
***(to Jhonka) - ''see naked ned''
***(to innkeeper) - "I wear my robe hood-down so it's easier to trim my ear-hairs. If you need a robe, maybe try someone that's not using theirs."
**'''smell:'''
***(to knight) - "I never met a peasant that didn't stink. If you wanna smell bad, get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!"
***(to baby lady) - "What smells is junior here's drawers! I gotta quit feeding him so much horse!" / "And don't start asking me for his diapers, sicko!"
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "That giant pig running around sure smells bad. Maybe talk to him."
***(to Jhonka) - "Kerrek smell! Now Kerrek dead!" screeches the Jhonka. So you can infer from this that all smells are dead? You always sucked at the analytical questions.
***(to innkeeper) - "Well, if you don't stink, maybe find something that does and wear it. Like a dead carcass or summat."
**'''trogdor:'''
***(to knight) - "If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's cottage that freaking dragon burninated, I'd be rich as a jhonka."
***(to baby lady) - "I hope you kill that stupid dragon. My 'Wives of Squished Peasants' support group would bake you a Poor Gary pie if you did."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Oh man, there was this one time when I came THIS close to having Trogdor ARROWED!" says Dongolev. / "Hey, shut up! That was me!" interrupts Mendelev, "YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!" says Dongolev. [sic] / "Did not!" / "Did so!" / "Did not!" / (You see where this is going.)
***(to Jhonka) - "All hail Burninator! Trogdor Number One! Beat Peasant Tech!" says the grimy Jhonka.
***(to innkeeper) - "Are you talking about that young green boy that lives up the street? He's always tearing my roof off and eating my customers."
**'''anything else:'''
***(to knight) - "I don't know anything about that, short pants."
***(to baby lady) - "I dunno what you're talking about."
***(to Mendelev and Dongolev*) - "Either we don't know anything about that, or you're real boring."
***(to Jhonka) - "Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
***(to innkeeper) - "I don't know nothing about no whatever you just said."
*'''"attack sign"''' (at the Mountain Pass) - "I was being facetious, Mr. Smarty-short-pants. No sign attacking for you."

===B===
*'''"boo"''' (anywhere) - "Scared me."
*'''"break sign"''' (at Mountain Pass) - ''See "attack sign"''
*'''"break stump, sit on stump, etc."''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored? Do some questing already!"
*'''"buy kerrek a cold one"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "The kerrek [sic] is a teetotaler and is offended by your request. You've really cheesed him off now." '''Warning:''' This speeds the Kerrek up, so be careful. This command was first seen in the email [[for kids]].

===C===
*'''"cheat"''' (or any phrase involving "cheat"; anywhere) - "Meh."
*'''"climb _____"'''
**'''"cliff"'''
***(anywhere near the bottom of the cliff) - "There aren't enough footholds and you don't have any carabeaners on you."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "They don't show the sports-drink people get down from the cliff. You've no idea how to start."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "No, you have business to attend to here in Peasantry."
***(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "More like you should walk through that gaping hole in it. Just an idea."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Not going to dignify that with a response."
**'''"in bucket"''' (at the well) - "Your butt is too big."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "No go. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
**'''"tree"'''
***(anywhere but at the wavy tree or hidden glen) - "But then your hands would get all sappy."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Naw, you'd probably figure out some way to kill yourself doing that."
***(at the wavy tree) - "You don't climb wavy trees."
***(after getting a room in the inn) - "Naw. That's dumb. Do better."
*'''"close _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Already done. That was easy!"
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "You can't. That baby really wrenched it open good."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(without stealing the robe) - "Right, right. Wouldn't want to leave the robes out where any old guy trying to beat an adventure game could take them."
***(when it's closed) - "A riddle: What can be closed that is already closed? (hint: not this drawer)"
*'''"cut off arms, legs, and head"''' (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Very funny. You have trouble cutting out coupons in the weekly 'Peasant Penny-Pincher' circular. I'd like to see you try."

===D===
*'''"[[Dan|dan]]"''' (or any phrase involving Dan; anywhere): "Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and looking towards the future."
*'''"dance"''' (anywhere) - "You'd rather just stand here and soak up the scene."
*'''"die"''' (anywhere) - "That wasn't very smart. You dead." '''Warning:''' This kills you.
*'''"drink"''' (or any object after "drink"; anywhere) - "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and thirst in this game. So you got that going for you./Which is nice."
*'''"drop baby"'''
**(once you have baby) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm." '''or''' "Quit tryin to ditch the baby!"
**(before you have baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."

===E===

===F===

===G===
*'''"get a room"''' (when on fire) - \oard [sic] of Peasant Health says I can't serve any folk that's on fire. Nothing personal. Well, I mean, I don't like you much anyway."
*'''"get/take _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed and not relevant to the plot)"''' - You probably WISH you could get that.
**'''"on rock"''' (at the rock in the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
**'''"arrow"'''
***(at the archery range) - "They have 'RANGE' printed on them, so it would be kind of embarrassing to have to shoot around with them. Also, that guy over there is giving you the evil eye."
***(at the secret glen while Dongolev is there) - "Something tells me now's not a good time." (you get the arrow anyway and Dongolev shoots you) "It wasn't a good time. Hey, my mom's making peasant-kabobs for dinner TOO! Right. Anyway. You dead. Thanks for playing, and try not to die." '''Warning:''' As you can see, this kills you.
***(at the secret glen after getting the first arrow OR at the secret glen after getting the second arrow after killing the Kerrek) - "You're pretty much all set on the arrow front. They're kinda cool, though."
***(at the secret glen after killing the Kerrek) - "You grab yet another arrow from the tree hoping to get some bonus points."
***(at Kerrek's body after killing the Kerrek) - "Eww! No way. That thing's got some serious Kerrek-Brand kooties on it now."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she has the baby) - "'You want to be a part of this family? GO GET US THOSE RICHES!!' she shrieks."
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn, after getting a room) - "You can't. It looks like it's been somehow olded to the desk."
**'''"belt"''' (after getting it) - "You totally got the belt already, as evidenced by the rancid cloud of odor that follows you like a shadow."
**'''"berries"'''
***(the same bush twice outside the woman's cottage) - "You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b."
***(after you've gotten the trinket, outside the woman's cottage) - "You've searched your fill of berry bushes for this game. If you want to search more press 'reload' on the browser"
***(at the west side of the lake) - "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
**'''"bone/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff) - Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww.
**'''"broom"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "No, no. The broom is in the foreground and you can't take things from the foreground. You don't see me all typing 'get browser window', do you?"
**'''"bucket"''' (at the well) - "You can't, it's tied to a rope and you're terrible with knots."
**'''"candle"''' (at night, in the inn) - It seems like you should be able to do that, doesn't it? Sorry. No dice.
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "No. Too big for pants." '''or''' "No. There's a big bag of something in it. Oh, that's the baby lady."
**'''"club"''' (outside the Jhonka's cottage when he's out) - "Now there's a surefire way to get yourself killed."
**'''"drawer"''' (inside Naked Ned's cottage) - "You get a hernia from lifting it. -2 Movement points, -10 Constitution. Don't do that again."
**'''"(/steal) feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage after stealing feed) - "You don't need anymore. It might give rise to old temptations.
**'''"fire"''' (at the burninated tree at night) - "You don't need to get IT. Just let IT get YOU."
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You nasty. Besides, they wouldn't survive a minute away from that horse's butt."
**'''"gold"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Um, that's chicken feed."
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "Who do you think you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman? You don't need any hay."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "There's a huge bale a couple of screens over from here. Why bother stealing?"
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Well, he does smell real bad. But he's a bit too big to fit in your pocket."
**'''"lantern"''' (at the signal lantern) - "Better not. There's an engraved plaque on it that says, "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of 'You Die'."
**'''"mud"'''
***(when it's wet, before you fall in) - "You can't get the mud so much. More like the mud'll get you."
***(when it's wet, after you fall in) - "You've already gotten an heapin' helpin' all up on yo'self."
**'''"map"''' (at your cottage, after you've gotten it) - "Yeah but like you already map the took, guy!"
**'''"note"'''
***(at Jhonka's cave) - "It's been magically sealed to the door with a wondrously whimsical spell."
***(outside the inn) - "What is it with you and notes?! No!!"
**'''"old man rub"''' (in the inn) - You disgust me.
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - Naw, it might be important to that wrinkly old loon.
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - Weird. It's actually painted right into the wall. Like, the frame and everything.
**'''"pebbles"'''
***(after you've gotten them) - "Come now. We've been through this jaunty little bit before. You took them from the half lake screen with the cattail and stuff."
***(from the opposite side of where you get the pebbles) "You do your best Mr. Fantastic impression, but you can't reach them from here."
**'''"plague"''' (at the signal lantern) - Wrong game, Mispeller Jones. Try the little button to the left of the 'W'.
**'''"plaque"''' (at the signal lantern) - You have enough of that on your browning, rotten peasant teeth already.
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - Not a chance. There's even more questionable stains on that pillow than there are on that rug.
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "You don't have anywhere to use it and it is rather bulky, so you leave it."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn, after you already have horse grease) - You already have a nice greasy swab of it on the corner of your hood.
**'''"robe"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, after you've gotten it) - You still remember the time when you took them. Oh, the times have changed ... but the robes?
***(in Naked Ned's cottage, when the drawer is closed) - You reach into the closed drawer and nearly break your hand slamming it. Just like a bird on a pane of glass minus the blamelessness.
**'''"rock"''' (by the stream) - "For what? Now you're just making up puzzles to solve."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - You're not touching that thing. Too many questionable stains on it.
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "No. Those will fall on you and more than likely kill you."
*'''"give _____"'''
**'''"(anything not listed)"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "We don't need that mess."
**'''"baby"'''
***(in the inn, before you get the baby) - "You have no baby nor any immediate prospects."
***(in the inn, when you already have the pills) - "You already milked that fogey for all the pills he's worth."
**'''"riches"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage, before getting the riches) - "'That's right,' she whines. 'Find my riches, and give here.'"
***(inside the woman's cottage, after giving the riches) - "We did that already, and it was sort of humiliating."
**'''"=trinket"'''
***(inside the woman's cottage) - " 'Did you find that thing in my yard?' she asks. 'I got that thing free in a box of Plaguezees. I need some FOR REAL riches!' "
***(inside woman's cottage after giving trinket to Mendelev) " 'Why are you holding your hand out?' she asks. 'I told you I need riches, so I can't give em away.' You don't have a trinket to give, you realize."
*'''"go _____"''' (anything or letter can be put in here) - "Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.

===H===
*'''"haldo"'''
**(anywhere but in the secret glade after talking to Mendelev) - "That's totally not Dongolev."
**(in the secret glade before talking to Mendelev) - "What'd you read that in PQ Stragedy [sic] Guide? Go talk to my brother first."
**(in the secret glade after Dongolev leaves) - "Haldo?.' you call out... 'Hadloooooo' "
*'''"hide in hay"''' (at the hay bale, before getting in) - "Not right now, man. You're feeling fairly clean given you just bathed 3 fortnights ago."
*'''"hug tree"''' (at the hay bale) - "To every thing, turn, turn, turn. There is a season, turn, turn, turn." '''Warning:''' Be sure to save first, because you will be unable to move.

===I===

===J===

===K===
*'''"kick/kill/punch poor gary"'''
**(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game. {Poor Gary kicks you} WOW! For a decrepit old horse, Poor Gary still packs a mean whallop. You dead. Thanks for playing." '''Warning:''' Needless to say, this kills you.
**(at Poor Gary's glen, after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"kill _____"'''
**'''"jhonka"''' (after he's outside) - "No way! Jhonka's are born scrappers. He may be little, but he'll crawl ya."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is present and you do not have the bow and arrow) - "With what?! You got no weapons except your butter-knife wit."
***(after the Kerrek is dead) - "Yeah. You smote the Kerrek. You deserve a trophy full of Mutton-ums."
**'''"trogdor"''' (while Trogdor's asleep, in his lair) - "Like how?"
*'''"knock"'''
**(at the woman's cottage) - " 'It's open,' says a female voice from inside. Um, it's NOT open, but you get her drift."
**(at the woman's cottage, after she leaves) - No one answers. That crazy lady took off. How ever will you get past this closed door now?
**(at the Jhonka's cave while he's inside) - "A gravelly voice inside yells, 'JUST US CHICKENS' '''or:''' 'NO FOR RENT' '''or:''' 'I GIVE LAST YEAR!' '''or:''' 'GAVE AT OFFICE' '''or:''' 'GO WAY!'"
**(at the inn, after it's been opened) - "Just open it, man!"
**(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "You could knock until your knuckles bleed. Nobody's home."
*'''"Knock until knuckles bleed"'''
**(at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You knock for about 4 hours until your knuckles are raw and bloody. That was fun!"
**(type it again at Naked Ned's cottage)-"You done that already. A great time was had by all."

===L===
*'''"light lantern"'''
**(at the burninated trees before it is lit) - "With what? Your red-hot intellect?"
**(at the burninated trees after it is lit) - "Already lit, moron."
*'''"load"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "You can't be fumbling with a floppy while the Kerrek is bearing down on you."
*'''"look _____"'''
**'''(at anything, while hiding inside the bale of hay)''' - "Right now, you see a bunch of hay."
**'''(at something previously in your inventory but now gone)''' - "You used to have one, before the great item blight of 402. Check your INVENTORY to read about it."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage while she has the baby) - Peasant babies are pretty freaking adorable. This little guy's no exception.
**'''"bed"''' (in the inn) - "Is that just a fitted sheet over a slab of concrete?"
**'''"bell"''' (in the inn) - "Tis broked."
**'''"belt"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he's still alive) - "Yecch. I wouldn't touch that unless it was, like, an important quest item or something."
**'''"berries"'''
***(at the west side of the lake) "Shut up."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Crunch berries maybe."
**'''"boat"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
**'''"bone/skeleton/skull"''' (at the top of the cliff for the bone and skull and in Trogdor's outer sanctum for the skeleton) - "You can't be sure but you think those are dead person bones."
**'''"bush"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind."
**'''"bushes"'''
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You suspect they might be crunch berry bushes."
***(in the hidden glen) - "There's some thick 'ol bushes up in this hidden glen."
**'''"candle"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "That candle's not at all on fire."
**'''"cave"'''
***(at the Jhonka's cave) - "Just a little cave. Calm down."
***(at the top of the cliff) - "The cave entrance beckons to you like a hot mutton sandwich might."
**'''"chair"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "One of those self-rocking kind. Not bad for a brown-collar peasant-type. Must be trickle-down in action."
**'''"club/turkey leg"''' (at the Jhonka's cave when he's outside) - "Turkey leg or no, it looks like the Jhonka's been gnawing on it."
**'''"cottage"'''
***(at the yellow tree) - "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it."
***(outside Naked Ned's cottage) - "A run-of-the-mill, non-burninated thatched-roof cottage here. Its stonework looks a little shoddy."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "You had a cottage once. A lot like this one. *sniff* Trogdor will pay!"
**'''"curtain/beads"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "That thing's awesome. You always wanted one for your dorm room but your roommate was a total drag and said no."
**'''"desk"'''
***(at the archery range) - "It says 'archery' on it. My wife's drunk."
***(inside the inn) - "There's a broken bell and a piece of parchment on there."
**'''"dinghy"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "Keep your eyes off my dinghy!"
**'''"door"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Just a door. A door with a note on it."
***(in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "A wicked beaded curtain hangs in the doorway."
***(outside the woman's cottage) - "Listen to you, "look door" What kinda gaming is that? It's a door and it's closed."
**'''"feed"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Cool Ranch. Your old favorite."
**'''"fence"'''
***(at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A particularly rickety peasant-issue fence. Trogdor uses bits of these as toothpicks."
***(by haystack/Jhonka's cottage/Naked Ned's cottage) - "A standard peasant fence. Trogdor makes milk's meat outta these things."
***(at the hidden glen) - "Wow! There's a hole in it on THIS side too!"
**'''"flies"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "A cloud of buttflies fly around the horse's butt."
**'''"footprints"''' (when the Kerrek is not present) - "If you weren't a simpleton you might think these were Kerrek prints. But since you are a simpleton, you just go, 'Yay! Piggies!' "
**'''"hay"'''
***(at the hay bale) - "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide."
***(inside the woman's cottage) - "Hay is for horses!"
**'''"horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "This bag o' bones looks like he's headed for the glue factory. He's got the name 'Poor Gary' branded onto his hide."
**'''"in hay"''' (at the hay bale) - "You search and search through the haystack. Nope. No needles."
**'''"in well"''' (at the well) - "It's dark and welly in there. Smell like stank too."
**'''"inn"''' (outside the inn) - "Looks okay from out here. But do they have a free breakfast buffet?"
**'''"jhonka"''' (at the Jhonka's cottage when he's outside) - "The Jhonka is gray and grody. He's got a cromagnon forehead and jaw with a pair of wicked incisors. He sports an old loin-cheese cloth and carries either a big club or one of those roasted turkey legs you got at the Ren Fest."
**'''"kerrek"'''
***(in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "It's the Kerrek, you moron! Get outta here!"
***(while he's decomposing) - "He dead. You didn't think he could have smelled any worse? Well, guess what: He smells worse."
***(when he's all bones) - "He dead. He wasn't fat, he was just big boned! Poor pig-man."
**'''"knight"''' (at the mountain pass) - "He looks way cooler than you."
**'''"lady/woman"''' (inside the woman's cottage, while she's still there) - "Typical pasty peasant woman, overbearing and judgemental. Obsessed with goods and land."
**'''"lake"''' (at the fisherman's lake) - "Why it's half a lake."
**'''"lake/water"''' (at the lake with pebbles) - "It extends onto the next screen and has a sandy shore."
**'''"lantern"'''
***(while unlit; at the burninated trees) - "It's unlit at the moment. That fancy pants royal knight probably lights it on nights when Troggie's on the prowl."
***(while lit; at the burninated trees) - "It's lit! Musta been a Trogdor sighting tonight."
**'''"lightning"''' (at the top of the cliff) - "Scary. Like Auntie Gerelda's crow's feet."
**'''"man"''' (in the inn) - "He's an older peasant with big cotton swabs stuffed up his nose. Oh wait. Those are nose hairs. Grody."
**'''"man/guy/peasant/old guy/old man"''' (at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - "An older peasant sits silently in a boat with his line in the water."
**'''"ned"''' (at the wavy tree, when Naked Ned is peeking out) - "A fairly naked man is peeking out behind that tree."
**'''"openings"''' (in Trogdor's outer sanctum) - "They're mysterious and out of reach. Like girls were to you in high school."
**'''"painting"''' (in the inn) - "It's a painting of dogs playing 'Magic: The Nerdening.'
**'''"paper"''' (in the inn) - "It says, 'Note to self: Wave arms wildly!' "
**'''"pillow"'''
***(in the inn) - "If you sleep in that bed, you're NOT putting your head on that nasty pillow."
***(in the woman's cottage) - "Swedish foam. Your favorite."
**'''"pot"''' (in the inn after getting a room) - "It's full of horse grease. I guess that sounds useful."
**'''"rock"'''
***(by the stream) - "The ages have worn this rock down. It is a rock of ages. Still a-rollin."
***(at the mud patch) - "That rock's not doin' a whole lot for me."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage after removing it) - "Some jerk removed a loose stone from the back of the cottage."
**'''"rug"''' (in the inn) - "Maybe that used to be a magic carpet. But it's sure a cat pee-stained carpet now."
**'''"sand"'''
***(at the fisherman's lake) - "One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty two... One million three hundred thousand seventy-four hundred and sixty three... Drat! You lost count again."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the pebbles) - "Remember those pebbles on the beach? Man, those were good times."
**'''"shelf"''' (inside the woman's cottage) - "Nothing but a bag of chicken feed."
**'''"sign"'''
***(at the mountain pass) - "What that sign there? That sign says 'Trogdor.'"
***(outside the inn) - "If you can't read that sign, you need to quit playing this game."
**'''"stump"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "NOT a good place to sit."
***(at Poor Gary's glen) - "You run out of ideas as to what to do next, and stare at the stump."
**'''"target"''' (at the archery range) - "Hey, they had those same targets at Peasant Scout Camp!"
**'''"tree"'''
***(at the burninated trees) - "Severely burninated. They could probably use some salve."
***(at the hay bale) - "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!"
***(at the hidden glen) - "Dude, and then the elf, like, totally climbed up it. It was awesome!"
***(at the wavy tree) - "It's weird and wavy."
***(at the well) - "That's one orange tree alright."
***(at the yellow tree) - "You're really hurtin' for puzzle solutions, eh?"
**'''"trees"''' (anywhere) - "You are an incredibly boring person."
**'''"trogdor"'''
***(in Trogdor's lair) - "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen. All of the sudden, losing your cottage doesn't seem so bad anymore."
***(at mountain pass) - I know it's labeled 'Trogdor,' but it's really just a sign, silly. I mean, attack it if you want...
**'''"water"''' (by the stream) - Got a rock in it.
**'''"waterfall"''' (at the waterfall) - "Upon closer inspection, you discover it's not magical. That's just mist, not magic sparkles or anything."
**'''"well"''' (at the well) - "Pretty average. You're not a big well person. You're more into bridges. It does have a cute little bucket though. Your dad liked buckets. Oh, and there's a metal crank too. Meemaw loved cranks."
**'''"window"'''
***(outside the inn) - "Check it out! There's an INN in there."
***(inside the inn) - "Check it out! There's a Peasantry out there!

===M===
*'''"make friends with kerrek"''' - "Look, it didn't work for Strongbad [sic] and it's not gonna work for you either." (As seen in [[for kids]])
*'''"map"''' (before you find the map; anywhere) - "We are neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one."

===N===

===O===
*'''"open _____"'''
**'''"door"'''
***(at Naked Ned's cottage) - "How? There's no knob."
***(at Naked Ned's cottage, after the baby opens it) - "It's already open. Since this is an adventure game we're gonna proffer you adventure yourself on in there."
**'''"drawer"'''
***(in Naked Ned's cottage when it's open) - "Yeah, totally! Except it's already open you moron."
***(in Naked Ned's cottage after getting the robe and closing the drawer) - "You already closed it, which was nice, and so we gave you some points. Let sleeping drawers lie."

===P===
*'''"party"''' (anywhere) - "You are part of the Whig party. They are making gangrene-awareness their number one campaign priority."
*'''"pet horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Aww, that's sweet. Poor Gary tries in vain to bite your arm off."
*'''"pwd"''' - Prints on-screen your location in the game's programming. (This could be a kind of a "joke" of sorts. In Unix/Linux, pwd is the command for "print working directory", and the location is printed out in the form of a filename.)
*'''"put _____"'''
**'''"baby"''' (at the well) - "Where you wanna toss em?"
**'''"baby in well/bucket"''' (at the well, before getting the baby) - "Hmmmm... A baby, eh? You check your sundial. Babies-R-Us is probably closed by now."
**'''"baby in well"'''
***(after getting the sub) - "Li'l tyke seems to enjoy the ride, but - thin or not - we've got a plot to advance here."
***(at the well with the baby) - "Jeez man! At least put the poor little guy in the bucket! Give him a fighting chance!"
**'''"pebbles in bucket"''' (after getting the maskus) - "We've already been through this exercise and it went pretty well, ya?"
**'''"pebbles in well"''' (at the well, when you have them) - "Then it'd be tough to get them back. You never go ANYWHERE without your rocks"

===Q===
*'''"quit"''' - "Well fine Boring Sanders! Hope you saved your game cause it is OVER between us!" '''Warning:''' The game still quits.

===R===
*'''"ride horse/poor gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "Naw, snapping horse spines just doesn't seem as cool as it did in high school."
*'''"ring bell"''' (in the inn) - "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes DUNG."

===S===
*'''"scare horse"''' (at Poor Gary's glen, before scaring him) - "You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before." '''or:''' "You tell Gary about how much cholesterol is in hay and how his arteries are probably all black and clogged. He shrugs it off." '''or:''' "You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him."
*'''"sit on stump"''' (at Poor Gary's glen) - "Are you THAT bored?! Do some questing already!"
*'''"skip stones"''' (at the west side of the lake) - "You've always been terrible at skipping stones. And you're even worse at just plain throwing rocks in lakes. You decide to save yourself the embarrassment."
*'''"sleep"'''
**(inside the woman's cottage) - "That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it."
**(in the inn while the man is there) - "You probably want to talk to that stinky old guy over there about that."
*'''"smell/sniff"''' (anywhere) - "Smells like a computer game."
*'''"swim"'''
**(at the rock in the river) - "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal."
**(at the waterfall) - "That waterfall would probably churn you into one of those weight-gain protein smoothies."
**(at the west side of the lake) - "Not in this game, Swimmer [[Dan]]! In this game, you drown."

===T===
*'''"talk"'''
**(at the archery range, while behind desk) - "Why don't you saddle up to the front of the table there, cowboy?"
**(at the archery range, after beating the minigame) - "Go away!" says Dongolev. "We're arguing about who's hotter," adds Mendelev.
**(at wavy tree, with Naked Ned visible)- "You startled him and he disappears!"
*'''"talk ____"'''
**'''(someone not in the screen, inanimate, or nonexistent; anywhere)''' - "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to."
**'''"baby"''' (inside the woman's cottage, before you get the baby) - "You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows snot bubbles."
**'''"gary"''' (at Poor Gary's glen when he's there) - "Your attempts at conversation are met with horse grunts and tail flaps. Which is better than you do at conversation with most people."
**'''"kerrek"''' (in the Kerrek's domain while he is alive) - "Me llamo Julio,' you begin... It seems only to further anger the already temperamental Kerrek. That stupid 'Learn Kerrek in 3 Weeks' cassette did nothing for you!"
**'''"lady"''' (inside the woman's cottage after she's gone) - "You'd call out her name and let it ring through the empty room, enveloping you in sorrow, but you don't actually know her name."
**'''"Naked Ned"''' (at the wavy tree, with Naked Ned visable)- "'Never speak of this meeting!' says the nudie and he disapperars."
**'''"tree"''' (at the wavy tree) - "Trees can't talk but a breeze picks up and you swear the leaves whisper the words 'Naked Ned.' Weird."
**'''"trogdor"''' (in Trogdor's lair while he's asleep) - "You yell some choice expletives at Trogdor but he doesn't wake up. There's a cool echo, though."
**'''"well"''' (At the well) "You yell into the well and enjoy the echo. Keep in mind there are no stereos yet."
*'''"this sucks"''' (anywhere) - "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
*'''"throw _____"'''
**(anything but the feed; at the fisherman's lake while he is fishing) - " 'That isn't gonna work for bait!' the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume."
**(anything; when the fisherman is gone) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving, here, people!"
**'''"baby"'''
***(anywhere but the west side of the lake) - "Hmmm. Maybe try someplace else.
***(at the west side of the lake before getting the baby) - "I think you misread the walkthrough on GameFAQs. You gotta get the baby first."
***(at the west side of the lake after getting the soda) - "Baby Dashing is a little waterlogged from the toss, and you read his soft gurgling to mean that there's no more soda left."
***(anywhere without the baby) - "You don't even have two babies to rub together."
**'''"feed"'''
***(at the east side of the lake before getting the feed) - "You have nothing with which to do that...with."
***(at the east side of the lake after throwing the feed) - "You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!You already fed the fish. Let's get moving here, people!" (The repetition is probably just a goof.)
*'''"try"''' - (at Naked Ned's cottage) - "Okay, fine. You try to cut off your hard-earned extremities. It doesn't work. You dead. Thanks for nothing." '''Warning:''' You die.
*'''"turn crank"'''
**(at the well, on the other side of the screen) - "You got a short reach to match your short pants. Try standing closer to that crank."
**(at well, after you get the maskus) - {first time} "Down she goes! You could do this all day!" {second time} "The drama grips you, but the bucket is empty. On the bright side, you're getting a pretty sweet workout for your Deltoidus Rex muscles."

===U===
*'''"use/deploy baby"'''
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before getting the baby) - "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby? I.e. you ain't got one?"
**(at Naked Ned's hut, before moving the stone) - "Use the baby where? You haven't anywhere inconsiderate to stuff 'm."
**(at Naked Ned's hut, after the baby has left) - "Li'l P.B. has moved on, and the door seems to be open...I can't see why we'd go through this all over again."
*'''"use pebbles"''' (at the well) - "What do you propose to do with them? Discuss."

===V===

===W===
*'''"wake up trogdor"''' - "Troggie...", you murmur. "Troggie, wake up it's time for Burnination school." He's not budging."
*'''"wear _____"'''
**'''"belt"''' (after getting the belt) - "You're already wearing it. Too bad you smell like the trash barge off Peasant Isle."
**'''"mask"'''
***(anywhere but Poor Gary's glen) - "Not on this screen. You've got your image to think about. Actually, you might want to start deliberating on that right now."
***(in Poor Gary's glen after scaring him) - "Gary's gone now. Let go. Just let go. Let go!"
*'''"where"''' (anywhere) Tells you where you are.
*'''"why"''' (anywhere) - "I wish I knew."

===X===

===Y===
*"'''Yes'''" (to the Jhonka when he asks you about his riches)- "'I KILL YOU!!' screams the Jhonka. Club or turkey leg, the jhonka sure just beat you senseless with whatever he was holding. You dead. Thanks for playing!" '''Warning:''' Obviously, you will die.

===Z===

===Miscellaneous===
* Wait a while in the wavy tree area and Naked Ned should appear behind the other tree.
*Download the flash file and start a game. At any time type "save". In the save menu, click on the flash player's control tab(next to file and view), and select "play". It loads the archery game and you can get the bow before you are supposed to.
* On the "load game" screen you see after you die, you can press enter a couple of times and see the death sequence again.
* If you look at the SuperTime FunBow on the inventory screen, a blue clickable square will appear to the left, but clicking won't do anything. Maybe an unfinished Easter egg?
* There is a black box in the top left corner of the page. It has no purpose as of yet.
* After you've gotten your robe and a room at the inn, try walking in a direction that doesn't lead to the burned lantern tree for a funny message.
* See what happens when you don't answer "yes" or "no" to the Jhonka after being asked about the riches.
* While walking in the haystack, go to scenes other than the original haystack screen and the Jhonka screen.
* When you are in Hidden Glen (the hole in the fence that Gary made), without going off the screen, try going past the fence and up. This should take you to the baby lady's cottage.
* If you don't take the Kerrek's belt right away and get the robe and get on fire first, the guard will recognize that you have the robe, but not that you're on fire.
* Once you are on fire, go west a few scenes to hear a funny message about the weather.
* If you "put baby in bucket" while the baby is already in the well, you will still get more points.
* Type anything other than "talk" for a short message once Trogdor is awake.
* You can get the maskus immediately after putting the pebbles in the bucket (without having to turn the crank). When you turn the crank then, nothing comes up.
* If you type "Where" at the waterfall, it will say 'You are hanging out in ' and then it ends abruptly
[[Category:Peasant's Quest]]

Game Sightings

Skippyman2099 — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 22:17:15 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* ''Earth Bound:Quest for finality'' */ good spelling'd!

=== ''Counter-Strike'' ===
Counter-Strike servers with AdminMod installed occasionally display messages "(username) was burninated by Trogdor, er by (username)" and "Headshot! For good, and for AWESOME!"

=== ''Toontown Online'' ===
Far into the game you meet some one Coach Zucini who says "You can call me Coach Z."

=== ''Custom Robo'' ===
A little way through the game there is a quiz on basic game knowledge. One of the (wrong) answers to a multiple-choice question is "Parts Burninator".

===''Amazing Island''===
On page 9/10 of the manual, there are instructions on creating a new character. Whoever took the picture had named his character Homestar.

===''Everbound''===
This homemade parody of Everquest, found at Albinoblacksheep.com, allows one of the characters to summon Trogdor the Burninator.

===''Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic''===
One of the default name choices at the beginning is "Homsar Star". You may need to click on the button again many times to come to this name.
"Kerrek" will show up as well.

=== ''Cyborg Livestock Outer Space'' ===
If you defeat the alien mothership from Shockwave's [http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/cyborglivestock Cyborg Livestock from Outer Space], the end text says that the ship "asplode," just as your head does in the game [[StrongBadZone]].

=== ''World of Warcraft'' ===
Homestarrunner.com appears in the "Additional Thanks" section of the credits. [http://img65.exs.cx/img65/1446/creditsref3rc.jpg Screenshot]

=== ''X-Men Legends'' ===
"Strong Bad and Friends" are thanked in the "Special Thanks" section of the End Credits.

=== ''Kings of Chaos'' ===
When your army wins a battle, one of the phrases is "You burninated the enemy!" Likewise, when your army is beaten, one of the phrases is "The enemy burninated your army!"
[http://www.kingsofchaos.com Kings of Chaos]
===''The Sims: Makin' Magic''===
[[Image:StinkSmasher 20X6.png|thumb|<tt>Room: 1 Obscure Reference: 8</tt>]]
One of the appliances is called "StinkSmasher [[20X6]]."

===''Urbz: Sims in the City''===
One of the Xizzles you can get is called "All up ons," which is a reference to [[suntan]].

=== ''Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls'' ===
A man in Hellfire Chasm says "This is private property. Trespassers will be burninated."

In Whisperwind Cove one of the items you obtain in one of the floors from a dwarf is called 'Witches Brew"

(Both these areas were exclusively for the GBA version of the games, and were not on the original copies for the NES.)

=== ''The Kingdom of Loathing'' ===
On [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/ The kingdom of loathing], when you smash the hippy stone at the campground you will go to player vs player combat. One of the ways to attack a player is to "BURNINATE".

In The Barrel Full Of Barrels, one of the events is entitled "Your Barrel A Splode".

In The Hidden Temple, one of the events is entitled "Arrowed!".

In the chat function, the chat command '/baleet username' carries out the same affect as '/ignore username'.

The item "Marzipan Skull", in its name (Sort of), picture(Probably) and description, are references to Marzipan. The description says, "You were afraid this thing came out of a girl who looks like a broomstick with a wig and a skirt, but really it's just compressed sugar and almond extract."

The item, Mr. Balloon's description refers to the high voice crew from [[helium]].

=== ''Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas'' ===
Driving around Las Venturas, one can find a [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs2.gif "Bub's Hardware."] The sign also seems to say something about "Cheats." A map is included [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Jnetzlof/bubs.gif here.]

=== ''Adventure Quest'' ===
In the free flash RPG [http://www.battleon.com Adventure quest], occasionally when a guardian summons the guardian dragon, the dragon will say: "BURNINATE!!! (Please don't sue us)"

=== ''Tony Hawk's Underground'' ===
In the Moscow level, if you jump into a certain chimney, you die and the screen gives you a message. One of the messages is "BURNINATED!".

In the Vancouver level, when you drive the limo, the license plate on the back of it says "LimoZeen".

=== ''Neverwinter Nights'' ===
New NWN patches have demo modules that illustrate creatures that have been added in those patches. These modules, created by Jay Watamaniuk, tend to be a bit silly in tone. The demo module included in v1.64, [http://nwn.bioware.com/downloads/module_demo_landsea-puma.html Land Sea-Puma], has a signpost with following directions:
: North - Certain Dhoom
: East - Most Likely Dhoom
: West - Fair to Excellent Conditions for Dhoom
: Dennis - Ye Will Find Nothing of Yon Interest Here Aye

=== ''Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde'' ===
In the credits of this game, it says "Additional Thanks To: Strong Bad."

=== ''Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel'' ===
Listed in the credits, listed under "SPECIAL THANKS," is "SB/HSR."

=== ''Guild Wars'' ===
As an Elementalist (a mage), one can acquire spells called "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=195 Mark of Rodgort]" and "[http://gwvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Professions.Detail&id=201 Rodgort's Invocation]." Both spells cause a condition in which the target catches on fire. Rodgort spelled backwards is Trogdor.

In the latest update, one can go on a quest to bring an evil Stone Summit dwarf a [[Cold One]], which you create by adding ice to a Warm One.

=== ''Ben Jordan: Paranormal Investigator'' ===
In the [http://www.grundislavgames.com/bj/ third game] in the series, when looking at a hut it is described as "A small thatched-roof cottage, suitable for burnination."

=== ''Earth Bound:Quest for finality'' ===
When you're the girl character, you can summon Trogdor. When you do, the Trogdor theme song will come on.

{{Template:sightingslist}}
[[Category: Sightings]]

Thy Dungeonman II

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 07:30:48 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Other Commands */ and another

[[Image:Thy_Dung_Two.PNG|thumb|right|220px|More text means more action!!]]
[[Image:thydungeonman2box.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Loincloth Larry]]

In '''Thy Dungeonman 2''' you play the same custodial knight trying to escape from the usual collection of tunnels, mazes, monsters and puzzles. The game is made by [[Videlectrix]] as the sequel to [[Thy Dungeonman]].

'''Page Title:''' Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide!

== Commands ==
=== Main Commands ===
*north or n
*south or s
*east or e
*west or w
*help
*inventory or inv
*self
*look or where

=== Other Commands ===
*pwd (The *nix command "print working directory" displays your current location, e.g. ~Ldungeonman/DUNGEON/HALLWAY)
*dance
*give _ (any item)
*get _ (anything except flask and dagger)
*look cloth
*take off cloth
*put on cloth
*die
*hold breath or plug nose
*release nose or unplug nose or breathe or smell
*get dagger
*get (ye) flask
*mop stain or mop
*dennis
*dan
*sniff (try it with and without nose held)
*get map (in cell)
*get bread or eat bread (before getting hay)
*search hay or take hay (after you have already done so)
*kick chamber pot or throw chamber pot
*get chamber pot (after "get tinkle")
*look key
*west (in hallway)
*try going a direction in the hallway that is not listed
*look paintings (in magistrate's office)
*take placard (in magistrate's office)
*take drawer (in magistrate's office)
*take foot (after "take drawer")
*"get map" in the office before unlocking the drawer
*open drawer (after using key)
*close drawer (office after opening drawer)
*use key (after getting map)
*talk (to) rat (with Percy)
*"listen to ratt" [sic] (with Percy)
*"hold nose" then "talk percy" (with Percy)
*try going a direction in the maze that is not listed
*east (in chef's prepatory room)
*eat vegetables (in chef's prepatory room, before and after visiting infirmary)
*get placard (before and after getting picture)
*look (at) picture (before and after getting it)
*look sucker
*get map (in chef's prepatory room)
*kill chef (in chef's prepatory room)
*"use picture" then "get mop" (fighting dongrel)
*Go ____ (anything will do).

== Point Values ==
*die -100
*get ye flask 3 times +2 and each time after that +2
*take hay +5
*getting the drawer key +5
*looking at david bowie +2
*getting map +5
*getting past Ripberger +5
*getting into maze +5
*mopping a stain +1
*Killing Longrels +1
*Killing Hongrels +2
*Killing Mongrels +3
*eating bread +5 (only award points first time)
*leaving maze +5
*asking doctor about craftsman tools +1
*talking to saw doctor +5
*getting picture +3
*killing dongrel +10
*killing percy +10

== Ways to Lose the Game ==

* Get fired. (Hang around in the south area too long.)
* Die. (Get killed by a monster; type die; die by plague; hold your breath too long; lose all hitpoints; tell the doctor "yes"; "talk healer" and die of endless questioning.)

== Glitches ==
* Every time you type "get ye flask," you earn 2 points, regardless of whether or not you've already gotten yeself a flask.
* When you go north from the office, you are given the description of the office, but are really in the hallway as expected.
* The map you get in the game is slightly incorrect. The direction listed in bold has been left out: "West, West, North, West, North, North, '''North,''' East, East, North, East, North, North." (The map shown below is correct.)
* If you die, when you're asked "Play Again? [Y/N]", pressing N doesn't do anything.
* Right-click and save as on the flash file. Once you have started the game, type something in. Do not erase it. Use the control options to rewind the game. Start it again. Once you are in the game again, type something else. There will be double the characters in whatever you type. (For example, typing in "Hello" would come out "HHeelllloo".) You can repeat this process as much as you like and the numbers of characters will grow one per each time.

== Map ==
<code>
Ktcn--Infm
|
+
|
(M) +----(M) +----(L)
| | |
(H)---(M)----+-----+----(M)----+
| | |
+ (H) +
|
+
|
+----(M) (H)
| | |
(M) +----(M)---Maze--(L)
|
Prcy
|
Cell---+
|
Offc
</code>

Key:
*'''Cell''' - The Cell (where you start)
*'''Offc''' - The Magistrate's Office
*'''Prcy''' - Where you first meet Percy the rat
*'''Maze''' - The beginning of the maze, and where you find the mop
*'''Ktcn''' - Kitchen
*'''Infm''' - Infirmary
*'''(H)''' - Hongrel
*'''(L)''' - Longrel
*'''(M)''' - Mongrel
*'''(+)''' - Room

== Hints and Tips ==
* When talking to Ripberger, just use "talk ripberger" or "talk magistrate" in lowercase letters. Otherwise, the game may not recognize the command.
* Type "look map" at any time to view the map. note that you must ALREADY have the map before you can look at it.
* When fighting monsters in the maze, use the attack that starts with that monster's name. Therefore...
** Strike Longrels Low
** Strike Hongrels High
** Strike Mongrels Middlin

== Walkthrough ==

{{spoiler}}

At the beginning, "hold breath" (or "nose") and "get tinkle" (or "metal"), which is a key in the chamber pot. Don't forget to BREATHE. Type "breathe" or "release nose" or "unplug nose" or "smell".

"get hay", which turns out to be moldy bread.

"open door" and go "south".

"look at david bowie" (optional).

"use key" to unlock the drawer.

"get map". "look map" to get the maze directions. It disintegrates, so you'll have to write them down.

Go "north" and "talk magistrate".

Go "north", where you'll find a rat with a nametag. "look at nametag" (his name is Percy) and "talk to percy". He'll offer you the plague.

Go "north", and you'll get the plague (this can't be avoided).

"get mop", as you will need it to fight off monsters.

Now follow the directions from the map (you wrote them down, right?). If you'd like, you can stop to "mop" when you see stains (there's a stain in every room of the maze). This is completely optional, and you only earn "experience points" from doing this (which do not add to your point total.)

To kill the monsters use the strike with the same letter as the beginning of the monster's name (eg. "middlin" for Mongrel, "high" for Hongrel, and "low" for Longrel).

When you get to the kitchen, go "eastward" (you can't just type "east" or "e" here) to the infirmary.

"talk to doctor". Say "no" when he asks if you can wait. He'll saw off your plague, give you a sucker, and send you back to the kitchen. Do not talk to the healer, the doctor and the healer are seperate entities.

"look at placard".

"get picture".

"talk to chef". He is really a Dongrel. "use picture" or "use sucker" to make Dongrel drop your mop, then "get mop" and "use mop" (if you never "talk to chef", you can skip straight to "use mop" and avoid losing 1 life).

"take emerald". Percy will show up. "take off loincloth" to kill him.

Note: On some browsers it is impossible to get the emerald, things will happen too fast.

You win and IT'S OVER!!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The second-to-last letter in "Auguft" is supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:long s|long s]] ("ſ"), which resembles a lowercase "f".

===Glitches===
*If you type "south" or "s" after the magistrate goes into his office, it will show a different response right after the normal one.

===Inside References===
*This game is based on [[Thy Dungeonman]], introduced in the Strong Bad Email [[video games]].

===Real-World References===
*If you "look david bowie" in the the magistrate's office, the game replies: "There's something about that man... The picture was taken during the Tin Machine era. Thou art more of a Ziggy Stardust fan."
**[[Wikipedia:David_Bowie|David Bowie]] is a famous English rock artist whose career has spanned from the '60s to the present.
**Tin Machine was a four-piece rock band he formed from 1989 to 1992. Bowie dressed in suits and wore a mustache and beard.
**Ziggy Stardust was an androgynous character David Bowie invented and performed as for his classic 1972 album, ''[[Wikipedia:The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars|The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars]]''. Bowie wore wild, Japan-influenced outfits and the wild red hair that Strong Sad [[Halloween_Costumes#Halloween_Fairstival_.282004.29|wears]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Nutella is a real food made of hazelnut and chocolate. Nutella is meant to be used as a dip or food spread.
*When you enter your name, one of the things the game calls your name is "scrumtriliescent", which is a reference to Saturday Night Live's spoof of Inside the Actors' studio, wherein James Lipton (Will Ferrell) says "That show was delightful. No. No. It was brilliant. No, no, no, no. There is no word to describe its perfection, so I am forced to make one up. And I'm going to do so right now. Scrumtrilescent."

===Fast Forward===
*[[Ripberger]] becomes the name of a [[The Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando]].

== External Links ==
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html Game]
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/dungeonman2.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Thy Dungeonman II

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 07:23:26 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Other Commands */

[[Image:Thy_Dung_Two.PNG|thumb|right|220px|More text means more action!!]]
[[Image:thydungeonman2box.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Loincloth Larry]]

In '''Thy Dungeonman 2''' you play the same custodial knight trying to escape from the usual collection of tunnels, mazes, monsters and puzzles. The game is made by [[Videlectrix]] as the sequel to [[Thy Dungeonman]].

'''Page Title:''' Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide!

== Commands ==
=== Main Commands ===
*north or n
*south or s
*east or e
*west or w
*help
*inventory or inv
*self
*look or where

=== Other Commands ===
*pwd (The *nix command "print working directory" displays your current location, e.g. ~Ldungeonman/DUNGEON/HALLWAY)
*dance
*give _ (any item)
*get _ (anything except flask and dagger)
*look cloth
*take off cloth
*put on cloth
*die
*hold breath or plug nose
*release nose or unplug nose or breathe or smell
*get dagger
*get (ye) flask
*mop stain or mop
*dennis
*dan
*sniff (try it with and without nose held)
*get map (in cell)
*get bread or eat bread (before getting hay)
*search hay or take hay (after you have already done so)
*kick chamber pot or throw chamber pot
*get chamber pot (after "get tinkle")
*look key
*west (in hallway)
*try going a direction in the hallway that is not listed
*look paintings (in magistrate's office)
*take placard (in magistrate's office)
*take drawer (in magistrate's office)
*take foot (after "take drawer")
*"get map" in the office before unlocking the drawer
*close drawer (office after opening drawer)
*use key (after getting map)
*talk (to) rat (with Percy)
*"listen to ratt" [sic] (with Percy)
*"hold nose" then "talk percy" (with Percy)
*try going a direction in the maze that is not listed
*east (in chef's prepatory room)
*eat vegetables (in chef's prepatory room, before and after visiting infirmary)
*get placard (before and after getting picture)
*look (at) picture (before and after getting it)
*look sucker
*get map (in chef's prepatory room)
*kill chef (in chef's prepatory room)
*"use picture" then "get mop" (fighting dongrel)
*Go ____ (anything will do).

== Point Values ==
*die -100
*get ye flask 3 times +2 and each time after that +2
*take hay +5
*getting the drawer key +5
*looking at david bowie +2
*getting map +5
*getting past Ripberger +5
*getting into maze +5
*mopping a stain +1
*Killing Longrels +1
*Killing Hongrels +2
*Killing Mongrels +3
*eating bread +5 (only award points first time)
*leaving maze +5
*asking doctor about craftsman tools +1
*talking to saw doctor +5
*getting picture +3
*killing dongrel +10
*killing percy +10

== Ways to Lose the Game ==

* Get fired. (Hang around in the south area too long.)
* Die. (Get killed by a monster; type die; die by plague; hold your breath too long; lose all hitpoints; tell the doctor "yes"; "talk healer" and die of endless questioning.)

== Glitches ==
* Every time you type "get ye flask," you earn 2 points, regardless of whether or not you've already gotten yeself a flask.
* When you go north from the office, you are given the description of the office, but are really in the hallway as expected.
* The map you get in the game is slightly incorrect. The direction listed in bold has been left out: "West, West, North, West, North, North, '''North,''' East, East, North, East, North, North." (The map shown below is correct.)
* If you die, when you're asked "Play Again? [Y/N]", pressing N doesn't do anything.
* Right-click and save as on the flash file. Once you have started the game, type something in. Do not erase it. Use the control options to rewind the game. Start it again. Once you are in the game again, type something else. There will be double the characters in whatever you type. (For example, typing in "Hello" would come out "HHeelllloo".) You can repeat this process as much as you like and the numbers of characters will grow one per each time.

== Map ==
<code>
Ktcn--Infm
|
+
|
(M) +----(M) +----(L)
| | |
(H)---(M)----+-----+----(M)----+
| | |
+ (H) +
|
+
|
+----(M) (H)
| | |
(M) +----(M)---Maze--(L)
|
Prcy
|
Cell---+
|
Offc
</code>

Key:
*'''Cell''' - The Cell (where you start)
*'''Offc''' - The Magistrate's Office
*'''Prcy''' - Where you first meet Percy the rat
*'''Maze''' - The beginning of the maze, and where you find the mop
*'''Ktcn''' - Kitchen
*'''Infm''' - Infirmary
*'''(H)''' - Hongrel
*'''(L)''' - Longrel
*'''(M)''' - Mongrel
*'''(+)''' - Room

== Hints and Tips ==
* When talking to Ripberger, just use "talk ripberger" or "talk magistrate" in lowercase letters. Otherwise, the game may not recognize the command.
* Type "look map" at any time to view the map. note that you must ALREADY have the map before you can look at it.
* When fighting monsters in the maze, use the attack that starts with that monster's name. Therefore...
** Strike Longrels Low
** Strike Hongrels High
** Strike Mongrels Middlin

== Walkthrough ==

{{spoiler}}

At the beginning, "hold breath" (or "nose") and "get tinkle" (or "metal"), which is a key in the chamber pot. Don't forget to BREATHE. Type "breathe" or "release nose" or "unplug nose" or "smell".

"get hay", which turns out to be moldy bread.

"open door" and go "south".

"look at david bowie" (optional).

"use key" to unlock the drawer.

"get map". "look map" to get the maze directions. It disintegrates, so you'll have to write them down.

Go "north" and "talk magistrate".

Go "north", where you'll find a rat with a nametag. "look at nametag" (his name is Percy) and "talk to percy". He'll offer you the plague.

Go "north", and you'll get the plague (this can't be avoided).

"get mop", as you will need it to fight off monsters.

Now follow the directions from the map (you wrote them down, right?). If you'd like, you can stop to "mop" when you see stains (there's a stain in every room of the maze). This is completely optional, and you only earn "experience points" from doing this (which do not add to your point total.)

To kill the monsters use the strike with the same letter as the beginning of the monster's name (eg. "middlin" for Mongrel, "high" for Hongrel, and "low" for Longrel).

When you get to the kitchen, go "eastward" (you can't just type "east" or "e" here) to the infirmary.

"talk to doctor". Say "no" when he asks if you can wait. He'll saw off your plague, give you a sucker, and send you back to the kitchen. Do not talk to the healer, the doctor and the healer are seperate entities.

"look at placard".

"get picture".

"talk to chef". He is really a Dongrel. "use picture" or "use sucker" to make Dongrel drop your mop, then "get mop" and "use mop" (if you never "talk to chef", you can skip straight to "use mop" and avoid losing 1 life).

"take emerald". Percy will show up. "take off loincloth" to kill him.

Note: On some browsers it is impossible to get the emerald, things will happen too fast.

You win and IT'S OVER!!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The second-to-last letter in "Auguft" is supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:long s|long s]] ("ſ"), which resembles a lowercase "f".

===Glitches===
*If you type "south" or "s" after the magistrate goes into his office, it will show a different response right after the normal one.

===Inside References===
*This game is based on [[Thy Dungeonman]], introduced in the Strong Bad Email [[video games]].

===Real-World References===
*If you "look david bowie" in the the magistrate's office, the game replies: "There's something about that man... The picture was taken during the Tin Machine era. Thou art more of a Ziggy Stardust fan."
**[[Wikipedia:David_Bowie|David Bowie]] is a famous English rock artist whose career has spanned from the '60s to the present.
**Tin Machine was a four-piece rock band he formed from 1989 to 1992. Bowie dressed in suits and wore a mustache and beard.
**Ziggy Stardust was an androgynous character David Bowie invented and performed as for his classic 1972 album, ''[[Wikipedia:The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars|The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars]]''. Bowie wore wild, Japan-influenced outfits and the wild red hair that Strong Sad [[Halloween_Costumes#Halloween_Fairstival_.282004.29|wears]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Nutella is a real food made of hazelnut and chocolate. Nutella is meant to be used as a dip or food spread.
*When you enter your name, one of the things the game calls your name is "scrumtriliescent", which is a reference to Saturday Night Live's spoof of Inside the Actors' studio, wherein James Lipton (Will Ferrell) says "That show was delightful. No. No. It was brilliant. No, no, no, no. There is no word to describe its perfection, so I am forced to make one up. And I'm going to do so right now. Scrumtrilescent."

===Fast Forward===
*[[Ripberger]] becomes the name of a [[The Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando]].

== External Links ==
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html Game]
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/dungeonman2.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Thy Dungeonman II

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 07:19:43 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Other Commands */ one more command

[[Image:Thy_Dung_Two.PNG|thumb|right|220px|More text means more action!!]]
[[Image:thydungeonman2box.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Loincloth Larry]]

In '''Thy Dungeonman 2''' you play the same custodial knight trying to escape from the usual collection of tunnels, mazes, monsters and puzzles. The game is made by [[Videlectrix]] as the sequel to [[Thy Dungeonman]].

'''Page Title:''' Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide!

== Commands ==
=== Main Commands ===
*north or n
*south or s
*east or e
*west or w
*help
*inventory or inv
*self
*look or where

=== Other Commands ===
*pwd (The *nix command "print working directory" displays your current location, e.g. ~Ldungeonman/DUNGEON/HALLWAY)
*dance
*give _ (any item)
*get _ (anything except flask and dagger)
*look cloth
*take off cloth
*put on cloth
*die
*hold breath or plug nose
*release nose or unplug nose or breathe or smell
*get dagger
*get (ye) flask
*mop stain or mop
*dennis
*dan
*sniff (try it with and without nose held)
*get map (in cell)
*get bread or eat bread (before getting hay)
*search hay or take hay (after you have already done so)
*kick chamber pot or throw chamber pot
*get chamber pot (after "get tinkle")
*look key
*west (in hallway)
*try going a direction in the hallway that is not listed
*look paintings (in magistrate's office)
*take placard (in magistrate's office)
*take drawer (in magistrate's office)
*take foot (after "take drawer")
*"get map" in the office before unlocking the drawer
*close drawer (office after opening drawer)
*use key (after getting map)
*talk (to) rat (with Percy)
*"listen to ratt" [sic] (with Percy)
*"hold nose" then "talk percy" (with Percy)
*try going a direction in the maze that is not listed
*east (in chef's prepatory room)
*eat vegetables (in chef's prepatory room, before and after visiting infirmary)
*get placard (before and after getting picture)
*look (at) picture (before and after getting it)
*look sucker
*kill chef (in chef's prepatory room)
*"use picture" then "get mop" (fighting dongrel)
*Go ____ (anything will do).

== Point Values ==
*die -100
*get ye flask 3 times +2 and each time after that +2
*take hay +5
*getting the drawer key +5
*looking at david bowie +2
*getting map +5
*getting past Ripberger +5
*getting into maze +5
*mopping a stain +1
*Killing Longrels +1
*Killing Hongrels +2
*Killing Mongrels +3
*eating bread +5 (only award points first time)
*leaving maze +5
*asking doctor about craftsman tools +1
*talking to saw doctor +5
*getting picture +3
*killing dongrel +10
*killing percy +10

== Ways to Lose the Game ==

* Get fired. (Hang around in the south area too long.)
* Die. (Get killed by a monster; type die; die by plague; hold your breath too long; lose all hitpoints; tell the doctor "yes"; "talk healer" and die of endless questioning.)

== Glitches ==
* Every time you type "get ye flask," you earn 2 points, regardless of whether or not you've already gotten yeself a flask.
* When you go north from the office, you are given the description of the office, but are really in the hallway as expected.
* The map you get in the game is slightly incorrect. The direction listed in bold has been left out: "West, West, North, West, North, North, '''North,''' East, East, North, East, North, North." (The map shown below is correct.)
* If you die, when you're asked "Play Again? [Y/N]", pressing N doesn't do anything.
* Right-click and save as on the flash file. Once you have started the game, type something in. Do not erase it. Use the control options to rewind the game. Start it again. Once you are in the game again, type something else. There will be double the characters in whatever you type. (For example, typing in "Hello" would come out "HHeelllloo".) You can repeat this process as much as you like and the numbers of characters will grow one per each time.

== Map ==
<code>
Ktcn--Infm
|
+
|
(M) +----(M) +----(L)
| | |
(H)---(M)----+-----+----(M)----+
| | |
+ (H) +
|
+
|
+----(M) (H)
| | |
(M) +----(M)---Maze--(L)
|
Prcy
|
Cell---+
|
Offc
</code>

Key:
*'''Cell''' - The Cell (where you start)
*'''Offc''' - The Magistrate's Office
*'''Prcy''' - Where you first meet Percy the rat
*'''Maze''' - The beginning of the maze, and where you find the mop
*'''Ktcn''' - Kitchen
*'''Infm''' - Infirmary
*'''(H)''' - Hongrel
*'''(L)''' - Longrel
*'''(M)''' - Mongrel
*'''(+)''' - Room

== Hints and Tips ==
* When talking to Ripberger, just use "talk ripberger" or "talk magistrate" in lowercase letters. Otherwise, the game may not recognize the command.
* Type "look map" at any time to view the map. note that you must ALREADY have the map before you can look at it.
* When fighting monsters in the maze, use the attack that starts with that monster's name. Therefore...
** Strike Longrels Low
** Strike Hongrels High
** Strike Mongrels Middlin

== Walkthrough ==

{{spoiler}}

At the beginning, "hold breath" (or "nose") and "get tinkle" (or "metal"), which is a key in the chamber pot. Don't forget to BREATHE. Type "breathe" or "release nose" or "unplug nose" or "smell".

"get hay", which turns out to be moldy bread.

"open door" and go "south".

"look at david bowie" (optional).

"use key" to unlock the drawer.

"get map". "look map" to get the maze directions. It disintegrates, so you'll have to write them down.

Go "north" and "talk magistrate".

Go "north", where you'll find a rat with a nametag. "look at nametag" (his name is Percy) and "talk to percy". He'll offer you the plague.

Go "north", and you'll get the plague (this can't be avoided).

"get mop", as you will need it to fight off monsters.

Now follow the directions from the map (you wrote them down, right?). If you'd like, you can stop to "mop" when you see stains (there's a stain in every room of the maze). This is completely optional, and you only earn "experience points" from doing this (which do not add to your point total.)

To kill the monsters use the strike with the same letter as the beginning of the monster's name (eg. "middlin" for Mongrel, "high" for Hongrel, and "low" for Longrel).

When you get to the kitchen, go "eastward" (you can't just type "east" or "e" here) to the infirmary.

"talk to doctor". Say "no" when he asks if you can wait. He'll saw off your plague, give you a sucker, and send you back to the kitchen. Do not talk to the healer, the doctor and the healer are seperate entities.

"look at placard".

"get picture".

"talk to chef". He is really a Dongrel. "use picture" or "use sucker" to make Dongrel drop your mop, then "get mop" and "use mop" (if you never "talk to chef", you can skip straight to "use mop" and avoid losing 1 life).

"take emerald". Percy will show up. "take off loincloth" to kill him.

Note: On some browsers it is impossible to get the emerald, things will happen too fast.

You win and IT'S OVER!!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The second-to-last letter in "Auguft" is supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:long s|long s]] ("ſ"), which resembles a lowercase "f".

===Glitches===
*If you type "south" or "s" after the magistrate goes into his office, it will show a different response right after the normal one.

===Inside References===
*This game is based on [[Thy Dungeonman]], introduced in the Strong Bad Email [[video games]].

===Real-World References===
*If you "look david bowie" in the the magistrate's office, the game replies: "There's something about that man... The picture was taken during the Tin Machine era. Thou art more of a Ziggy Stardust fan."
**[[Wikipedia:David_Bowie|David Bowie]] is a famous English rock artist whose career has spanned from the '60s to the present.
**Tin Machine was a four-piece rock band he formed from 1989 to 1992. Bowie dressed in suits and wore a mustache and beard.
**Ziggy Stardust was an androgynous character David Bowie invented and performed as for his classic 1972 album, ''[[Wikipedia:The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars|The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars]]''. Bowie wore wild, Japan-influenced outfits and the wild red hair that Strong Sad [[Halloween_Costumes#Halloween_Fairstival_.282004.29|wears]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Nutella is a real food made of hazelnut and chocolate. Nutella is meant to be used as a dip or food spread.
*When you enter your name, one of the things the game calls your name is "scrumtriliescent", which is a reference to Saturday Night Live's spoof of Inside the Actors' studio, wherein James Lipton (Will Ferrell) says "That show was delightful. No. No. It was brilliant. No, no, no, no. There is no word to describe its perfection, so I am forced to make one up. And I'm going to do so right now. Scrumtrilescent."

===Fast Forward===
*[[Ripberger]] becomes the name of a [[The Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando]].

== External Links ==
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html Game]
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/dungeonman2.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Thy Dungeonman II

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 26 Jul 2005 07:02:23 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Other Commands */ more commands, and quit changing "listen to ratt"

[[Image:Thy_Dung_Two.PNG|thumb|right|220px|More text means more action!!]]
[[Image:thydungeonman2box.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Loincloth Larry]]

In '''Thy Dungeonman 2''' you play the same custodial knight trying to escape from the usual collection of tunnels, mazes, monsters and puzzles. The game is made by [[Videlectrix]] as the sequel to [[Thy Dungeonman]].

'''Page Title:''' Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide!

== Commands ==
=== Main Commands ===
*north or n
*south or s
*east or e
*west or w
*help
*inventory or inv
*self
*look or where

=== Other Commands ===
*pwd (The *nix command "print working directory" displays your current location, e.g. ~Ldungeonman/DUNGEON/HALLWAY)
*dance
*give _ (any item)
*get _ (anything except flask and dagger)
*look cloth
*take off cloth
*put on cloth
*die
*hold breath or plug nose
*release nose or unplug nose or breathe or smell
*get dagger
*get (ye) flask
*mop stain or mop
*dennis
*dan
*sniff (try it with and without nose held)
*get map (in cell)
*get bread or eat bread (before getting hay)
*search hay or take hay (after you have already done so)
*kick chamber pot or throw chamber pot
*get chamber pot (after "get tinkle")
*look key
*west (in hallway)
*try going a direction in the hallway that is not listed
*look paintings (in magistrate's office)
*take placard (in magistrate's office)
*take drawer (in magistrate's office)
*take foot (after "take drawer")
*"get map" in the office before unlocking the drawer
*close drawer (office after opening drawer)
*use key (after getting map)
*talk (to) rat (with Percy)
*"listen to ratt" [sic] (with Percy)
*"hold nose" then "talk percy" (with Percy)
*try going a direction in the maze that is not listed
*east (in chef's prepatory room)
*eat vegetables (in chef's prepatory room, before and after visiting infirmary)
*look at picture (before and after getting it)
*look sucker
*kill chef (in chef's prepatory room)
*"use picture" then "get mop" (fighting dongrel)
*Go ____ (anything will do).

== Point Values ==
*die -100
*get ye flask 3 times +2 and each time after that +2
*take hay +5
*getting the drawer key +5
*looking at david bowie +2
*getting map +5
*getting past Ripberger +5
*getting into maze +5
*mopping a stain +1
*Killing Longrels +1
*Killing Hongrels +2
*Killing Mongrels +3
*eating bread +5 (only award points first time)
*leaving maze +5
*asking doctor about craftsman tools +1
*talking to saw doctor +5
*getting picture +3
*killing dongrel +10
*killing percy +10

== Ways to Lose the Game ==

* Get fired. (Hang around in the south area too long.)
* Die. (Get killed by a monster; type die; die by plague; hold your breath too long; lose all hitpoints; tell the doctor "yes"; "talk healer" and die of endless questioning.)

== Glitches ==
* Every time you type "get ye flask," you earn 2 points, regardless of whether or not you've already gotten yeself a flask.
* When you go north from the office, you are given the description of the office, but are really in the hallway as expected.
* The map you get in the game is slightly incorrect. The direction listed in bold has been left out: "West, West, North, West, North, North, '''North,''' East, East, North, East, North, North." (The map shown below is correct.)
* If you die, when you're asked "Play Again? [Y/N]", pressing N doesn't do anything.
* Right-click and save as on the flash file. Once you have started the game, type something in. Do not erase it. Use the control options to rewind the game. Start it again. Once you are in the game again, type something else. There will be double the characters in whatever you type. (For example, typing in "Hello" would come out "HHeelllloo".) You can repeat this process as much as you like and the numbers of characters will grow one per each time.

== Map ==
<code>
Ktcn--Infm
|
+
|
(M) +----(M) +----(L)
| | |
(H)---(M)----+-----+----(M)----+
| | |
+ (H) +
|
+
|
+----(M) (H)
| | |
(M) +----(M)---Maze--(L)
|
Prcy
|
Cell---+
|
Offc
</code>

Key:
*'''Cell''' - The Cell (where you start)
*'''Offc''' - The Magistrate's Office
*'''Prcy''' - Where you first meet Percy the rat
*'''Maze''' - The beginning of the maze, and where you find the mop
*'''Ktcn''' - Kitchen
*'''Infm''' - Infirmary
*'''(H)''' - Hongrel
*'''(L)''' - Longrel
*'''(M)''' - Mongrel
*'''(+)''' - Room

== Hints and Tips ==
* When talking to Ripberger, just use "talk ripberger" or "talk magistrate" in lowercase letters. Otherwise, the game may not recognize the command.
* Type "look map" at any time to view the map. note that you must ALREADY have the map before you can look at it.
* When fighting monsters in the maze, use the attack that starts with that monster's name. Therefore...
** Strike Longrels Low
** Strike Hongrels High
** Strike Mongrels Middlin

== Walkthrough ==

{{spoiler}}

At the beginning, "hold breath" (or "nose") and "get tinkle" (or "metal"), which is a key in the chamber pot. Don't forget to BREATHE. Type "breathe" or "release nose" or "unplug nose" or "smell".

"get hay", which turns out to be moldy bread.

"open door" and go "south".

"look at david bowie" (optional).

"use key" to unlock the drawer.

"get map". "look map" to get the maze directions. It disintegrates, so you'll have to write them down.

Go "north" and "talk magistrate".

Go "north", where you'll find a rat with a nametag. "look at nametag" (his name is Percy) and "talk to percy". He'll offer you the plague.

Go "north", and you'll get the plague (this can't be avoided).

"get mop", as you will need it to fight off monsters.

Now follow the directions from the map (you wrote them down, right?). If you'd like, you can stop to "mop" when you see stains (there's a stain in every room of the maze). This is completely optional, and you only earn "experience points" from doing this (which do not add to your point total.)

To kill the monsters use the strike with the same letter as the beginning of the monster's name (eg. "middlin" for Mongrel, "high" for Hongrel, and "low" for Longrel).

When you get to the kitchen, go "eastward" (you can't just type "east" or "e" here) to the infirmary.

"talk to doctor". Say "no" when he asks if you can wait. He'll saw off your plague, give you a sucker, and send you back to the kitchen. Do not talk to the healer, the doctor and the healer are seperate entities.

"look at placard".

"get picture".

"talk to chef". He is really a Dongrel. "use picture" or "use sucker" to make Dongrel drop your mop, then "get mop" and "use mop" (if you never "talk to chef", you can skip straight to "use mop" and avoid losing 1 life).

"take emerald". Percy will show up. "take off loincloth" to kill him.

Note: On some browsers it is impossible to get the emerald, things will happen too fast.

You win and IT'S OVER!!

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*The second-to-last letter in "Auguft" is supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:long s|long s]] ("ſ"), which resembles a lowercase "f".

===Glitches===
*If you type "south" or "s" after the magistrate goes into his office, it will show a different response right after the normal one.

===Inside References===
*This game is based on [[Thy Dungeonman]], introduced in the Strong Bad Email [[video games]].

===Real-World References===
*If you "look david bowie" in the the magistrate's office, the game replies: "There's something about that man... The picture was taken during the Tin Machine era. Thou art more of a Ziggy Stardust fan."
**[[Wikipedia:David_Bowie|David Bowie]] is a famous English rock artist whose career has spanned from the '60s to the present.
**Tin Machine was a four-piece rock band he formed from 1989 to 1992. Bowie dressed in suits and wore a mustache and beard.
**Ziggy Stardust was an androgynous character David Bowie invented and performed as for his classic 1972 album, ''[[Wikipedia:The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars|The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars]]''. Bowie wore wild, Japan-influenced outfits and the wild red hair that Strong Sad [[Halloween_Costumes#Halloween_Fairstival_.282004.29|wears]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Nutella is a real food made of hazelnut and chocolate. Nutella is meant to be used as a dip or food spread.
*When you enter your name, one of the things the game calls your name is "scrumtriliescent", which is a reference to Saturday Night Live's spoof of Inside the Actors' studio, wherein James Lipton (Will Ferrell) says "That show was delightful. No. No. It was brilliant. No, no, no, no. There is no word to describe its perfection, so I am forced to make one up. And I'm going to do so right now. Scrumtrilescent."

===Fast Forward===
*[[Ripberger]] becomes the name of a [[The Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commando]].

== External Links ==
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html Game]
*Play thy [http://www.videlectrix.com/dungeonman2.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category:Videlectrix Games]]

Happy Fireworks

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 04 Jul 2005 23:34:06 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Inside References */ period.

[[Image:happyfireworks.png|thumb|A secret hot date in the making.]]

Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar, and a Cardboard Marzipan watch a fireworks show.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' July 4, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 1:46

'''Page Title:''' Fuh-lamable!

== Transcript==

''{Coach Z and Bubs are sitting next to each other in chairs at dusk, waiting for some fireworks to start.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Naw, I tell ya's, I once shoved an M-80 up my nose just to impress the ladytypes.

'''BUBS:''' Aw, that's nothin'. I once ate an entire bowl of M-200's at my family reunion!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, yeah, well I married an M-300-

'''BUBS:''' ...They don't make a 300!

'''COACH Z:''' Oh... 250?

'''BUBS:''' No.

'''COACH Z:''' Elephant?

'''BUBS:''' UP BUP BUP BUP!

''{Homestar comes in with Cardboard Marzipan.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey guys! Happy Fireworks!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{As Cardboard Marzipan}'' Homestar, that's not what the holiday's called.

'''BUBS:''' Marzipan's still out of town for the summer, eh Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, what're you talking about?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{As Cardboard Marzipan}'' Yes, I'm still out of town, Bubs, you gorgeous hunk of man.

'''BUBS:''' ''{Blushing}'' Oh, why thank you, Cardboard Marzipan.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Cardboard Marzi! Uh, you want in on some of this action?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{As Cardboard Marzipan}'' No, you're disgusting.

'''BUBS:''' What's takin' these fireworks guys so long anyways? I got peoples to rip off!

''{screen now shows Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat. Cans of gas and WB-46 are around them as well as a sign that says, "The fireworks guys (f'real)"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to let you make your homemade fireworks, Strong Mad.

''{shows batteries and matches taped together}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' OOH-AHH! OOH-AHH!

'''STRONG BAD:''' We'll get to the oohing and ahhing soon enough. But first, we gotta go straight to plan G!

''{shows The Cheat with "plan g" painted on him}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sadly}'' Meh.

''(Strong Mad grabs The Cheat and starts shaking him. The Cheat is making noises)''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait for it... wait for it...

''{The Cheat's noises get higher-pitched}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And... pull!

''{Strong Mad throws The Cheat above him}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meeeeeeeeeehhhhh!

''{The Cheat is flying in the sky. Eventually, Cheat-shaped fireworks appear. Cut back to Homestar, Bubs, and Coach Z}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER, BUBS, AND COACH Z:''' Oooooh. Ahhhhhh.

'''COACH Z:''' It's dazzle-mazing!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{As Cardboard Marzipan}'' I think fireworks promote violence.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shut up, Marzipan.

''{a firework explodes and shows "Happy Fireworks!" The Cheat crashes into the ground. Cardboard Marzipan shows up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as Cardboard Marzipan}'' Oh, The Cheat, are you okay? Do you want to go on a secret hot date?

== Fun Facts ==
{{checkstuffpage}}

===Trivia===
*The Loading Screen of this toon displays "Loafing..." instead of "Loading...".
*The cardboard box used to make Cardboard Marzipan had [[:Image:cardboard_marzipan_stencil.png|(F)RAGILE]] stenciled across its top before Homestar drew Marzipan on it, as well as DON'T BEND stenciled across the bottom.
*The cans of WB-46 have this slogan written on them: Stops the Squeaks! Gets some jobs DONE. Fuh-lamable.

=== Inside References ===
*This is another instance of [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]].
*Homestar's drawing of Marzipan looks similar to the Cheat's drawing of her in [[mile]].
*Bubs drinks a "[[Cold One|Not so Cold One]]" and Coach Z drinks a [[Coldson Lite]].
*Strong Bad's saying "Wait for it, wait for it!" is from the email [[radio]].

===Real-World References===
*The cans of WB-46 are an obvious spoof of [[Wikipedia:WD-40|WD-40]]. 

*Some of the batteries Strong Mad used to make fireworks are black with copper tops, the classic design of Duracell.

==External Links==
*[[HR:fireworks.html|watch "Happy Fireworks"]]
*[[HR:fireworks.swf|view the Flash file for "Happy Fireworks"]]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]

studying

Skippyman2099 — Thu, 09 Jun 2005 21:56:32 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Easter Egg Transcript */ end quotes

[[Image:sbemail17.PNG|thumb|Heading to Roy's girlfriend's house]]

'''Strong Bad Email #17'''

Roy asks Strong Bad what to do about his girlfriend, who keeps interrupting him while he's studying.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' March 11, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:11

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Electronic mail!

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls 
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do? 
 
Crapfully yours, 
Roy</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, well! I think I might have a little piece of advice for you, Roy. Close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!! ''{clears screen}'' I mean, this girl obviously has the hots for you man. Why do you think she's calling you? I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base. So unless you're studying a book called "This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base", I suggest you hightail it over to your girlfriend's house ASAP, man! ''{clears screen}'' And also, send me a copy of that book. It sounds pretty good. You know what...scratch that. You keep studying Roy, I'm going over to your girlfriend's house.

''{He walks away from the computer and a few seconds later he returns back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I forgot. I don't know her name or where she lives, but your girlfriend still loves me, Roy.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "[http://www.homestarrunner.com/amazon.html This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]" in red to see the amazon.com spoof page for the book by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]]. (For some reason, the link to this stays up even after the e-mail is over; just click the area where it was before. The blue diamond in between his eyes will work.)

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first email to have an immediately clickable Easter egg in it.

===Goofs===
*The easter egg is still clickable even after the text disappears.

===Real-World References===
* Tempe Sam, one of the reviewers for ''[http://www.homestarrunner.com/amazon.html This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]'', is planning to write a book called ''Leftover Sam and the Leftover Sam Book''. This may be a reference to the band "[http://www.leftoversalmon.net Leftover Salmon]".

== DVD Version ==
* If you click on the hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom left-hand corner of the [[Tandy 400]]'s screen at the end of the email, you'll get the [[Bookazon.com]] site.
**The Easter egg looks different from what it does on the site. Among the differences are:
***The site is now named bookazon.egg, a reference to the e-mail [[pom pom]] where [[Homestar]] says that he thinks the Web page ends with "dot-egg" instead of "dot-com".
***The tabs now read "WELCOME," "STORE," "BOOKS," "[[Videlectrix|VIDELECTRIX]]," "BVD," "CRAIG," "PRODUKTS," and "[[Ab-Abber 2000|AB-ABBERS]]"
***Two of the advertisements from [[Under Construction]] (the ones for Affordable Hosting and Spam Free Living) now adorn the right side of the screen.
***As well, the Purchase button section now reads "BUYIN' TIME? BUY THIS JUNK NOW?"
**Strong Bad also gives his reading of the site, as transcribed below.

===Easter Egg Transcript===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base'', by Lem Sportsinterviews. Oh, and there's some reviews! "Better than 4th base even?!?" by Tempe Sam. Uhh, let's see what Tempe Sam says. ''{Strong Bad reads the review exactly as written}''

<pre>
I'm read this book! Twize! It had more chapters than any book I've
ever read! Which was my favourite? I dunno. I only read wan. But
it got me where I needed to be. The restroom. When I'm done read
this book I plan to ride my own. I call it "Leftover Sam and the
Leftover Sam Book." Will you by it?!
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Well, after reading your review, Tempe Sam, I'm thinkin'...no.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail17.html|watch "studying"]]
*[[HR:sbemail17.swf|view the Flash file for "studying"]]
*[[HR:amazon.html|see the Bookazon page for ''This Book Is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly 3rd Base'']]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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origins

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 06 Jun 2005 23:55:05 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Inside References */ spelling correction

[[Image:bellybutton.PNG|thumb|The gift that keeps on giving... in Strong Sad's case.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #123'''

Strong Bad discusses the hangingoutitude of The Stick.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Little Strong Bad]], [[Señor]], [[Mr. Bland]], [[Bubs]], [[The Stick]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Homsar]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The King of Town]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[The Stick]]

'''Date:''' January 31, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:19

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in monotone}'' This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: a sticky question...</div>
Dear Strong bad, 
I have recently been wondering about the origin of the 
stick. Has it always been a good place for hanging out and 
making rendezvous? 
 
Luke, Eau Claire, WI</blockquote>

''{he tries to pronounce 'rendezvous' plural, as 'rendezvouuuu-ses?', and the bottom line as 'Luke-- eww...Claire...why?'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles always wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing? Like, do you wanna know how Strong Sad got his belly button, too?

''{cut to a young Strong Bad's birthday; a sign reads 'Happy Birthday Lil Strong Bad'. Strong Bad has a black shirt with a yellow truck on it, and is looking at a white present with a blue ribbon and a tag reading 'To Strong Bad From Mom or Dad'. He grabs the lid and takes it off to reveal a power drill.}''

'''LITTLE STRONG BAD:''' ''{lifting the drill}'' Oh, awesome! ''{he revs the drill}''

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears the screen}'' Or, like, the origin of Bubs' Concession Stand?

''{Cut to Original Book style. Señor and Mr. Bland stand in flat greenness, and Strong Bad's words are subtitled.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters.

''{a red Stand falls on them with a splurt!}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Then, they were crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand.

''{Bubs appears in it, waving}''

'''BUBS:''' Hot time!

'''STRONG BAD:''' said Bubs

''{back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I'm not gonna show you those things. Or the origin of the stick. But I will indulge your curiousity ''{misspelt, but pronounced correctly}'' about the stick's hangingoutitude. It currently rates a 10, but such was not always the case. Like when Homestar used to hold his weekly ''{sounding disturbed, and the words turn green and jiggle on screen}'' bread sing-alongs, ''{back to normal}'' we avoided that place like the plegg! Er, ''{deletes up to the 'p'}'' plague!

''{cut to The Stick, where Homestar Runner is surrounded by bread. He is holding a slice and waving it around while marching on the spot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' A bread is a good time for me, woo-oo-doo singing, bread is a good time for everybody!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover; Homestar keeps peeking out around the bread slice}'' We sure sniped that problem right between the eyes from three hundred yards by scheduling The Cheat's rhythmic chain dancing recitals for the same time and place.

''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad stand in the background while The Cheat, dressed in a blue suit, is swinging a chain around, hitting Homestar's face and the bread. Homestar has acquired a sign reading 'Come On & Sing.'}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing, despite being hit in the face}'' I cut the crusts off in the morning light...

''{At this point, Homestar's face has a red chain mark from being hit}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clapping; The Cheat picks up a slice of bread and twirls it while making The Cheat noises}'' He's quite good.

'''STRONG MAD:''' WHAT GRACE!

''{back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' After a couple of minutes, the popularity of Homestar's sing-alongs faded and Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip. So that's when the stick became a great place to spraypaint Marzipan.

''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat by The Stick spraying at Marzipan's dress, which has a picture of a steak and 'St8k DiNNeR' written on it graffiti-style}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' To me, this is something that losers would do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be my freshest piece yet.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Mad, that looks like cooking spray.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Aw, that's some neva-forgive action right there.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover; the scene darkens slightly}'' But spraypainting people isn't very much fun when they stand there and make fun of you.

''{cut to Marzipan standing by The Stick with an upside-down Homsar stuck to her head, at night; a wolf howls}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So I super-glued her to Hhh-Homsar...and left them for dead.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooh, I think I hear wolves coming.

'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie! ''{His hat falls and lands on Marzipan's dress}''

''{Homestar marches in, holding a loaf of bread}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' ... don't ask me why, pumpernickel and rye. ''{Note: Homestar's speech impediment makes "why" and "rye" sound exactly the same.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' In order to properly leave them for dead, and not keep hanging around them for dead, we relocated to behind Bubs' ''{cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat behind Bubs' Concession Stand with the muffler and pipe, and a crown with 'On Point' spraypainted on the wall}'' and started calling ourselves the On Point Kings. We di'n't take no guff from nobody!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' Hey man, I know what it means. I was just seeing if you knew.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes frustrated The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{walking in}'' Have you guys seen my moleskin journal?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{producing the power drill}'' You want another belly button there, Harry Elephanté?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{starts at powering of drill}'' Waah! No sir! Heck no at all! ''{runs away}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{throws drill away}'' Man, did you guys see me refuse to take that guff? I flat out rejected it! That guff never even had a chance! ''{pulls out a nail file and starts filing his gloves}'' Ah, that's what being an On Point King is all about.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{walks in with a blue dunce cap on for some reason}'' I hear somebody mention a pointy king? ''{nods his hat}'' Doink doink?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Heck no at all!

''{back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. {''a little embarrassed, and stutters his 'd' (not typed)}'' D-Don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea. Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

* Click on "Eau Claire, WI" to view [[Beverly Sportsinterviews]]' book ''Ewww..Claire!! Why???''
* Click on "dunce" at the end to see and hear an album of Homestar's Bread Sing-alongs.
** Keep clicking the CD cover to hear different songs. The three songs he sings are the same as the ones from the email.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first time Homsar's hat has not returned to him, regardless of his position (if we don't count [[Modestly Hot Homsar]]). Because he is upside down while glued to Marzipan's forehead, his hat settles on her dress. However, in his character video, he ends up upside down at the end (or, depending on your point of view, the entire video), but his hat still comes back to him.
*This is one of the only times in a toon that a reaction shot, such as Strong Sad's after being threatened with the [[Strong Bad's Drill|drill]], is featured. Normally [[The Brothers Chaps]] keep the perspective facing in one direction, children's book style, and do not show the faces of those facing away from the normal camera perspective.
*This is the first time Señor's full name (Señor Havin' A Little Trouble) is revealed on the website (though it had been mentioned in the DVD commentary for [[flashback]].)
*Even though in the origin of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the sign above the window reads "STAND", the first appearance of said concession stand ([[Where My Hat is At?]]), the sign reads "CANDY".
*If you look closely at Strong Mad's silhouetted shape, you can see an outline of the front of Strong Mad.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad has trouble with the pronunciation of the plural form of the word ''rendezvous'', which is spelled the same as the singular, not ''rendezvouses''. The plural can be pronounced either /'''ron'''-day-voo/ (which is also the same as the singular) or /'''ron'''-day-vooz/.
*"Eau Claire" means "Clear Water" in French; the correct pronunciation of "eau" is "oh".
*In the Bread Sing-a-Longs CD, the picture of Homestar blinks. This is due to his Flash "movie clip" symbol, which makes him blink automatically in a looped animation.
* The "Come on and Sing" sign was not in the animation the first few days. It was added sometime after a week.

===Goofs===
*Little Strong Bad doesn't seem to need to push down on the 'trigger' of the drill to make it work, although you can see that the trigger does get pushed down.
**However, this may be related to his ability to type without recognizable fingers. He would not be the first character to have invisible appendages.

===Inside References===
*We last saw the smashed muffler in [[no loafing]].
*Homestar peeking out behind the bread concealing his eyes at the end of his first bread sing-along song is a long-time running joke that whenever his eyes are concealed or closed, he has to move them so he can see you. Other examples are [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] and [[A Holiday Greeting]].
* Strong Bad was last "On Point" in the "[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]."
*This is the second time in the past two cartoons that a character has been pictured wearing a truck shirt. Little Strong Bad does so here, and [[Tompkins]] wore one in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]. Also, Little Strong Bad's voice is very similar to Tompkins'.
*The electric drill sound effect was last heard in [[privileges]] as The Cheat earned a new rewards point.
**It's also heard in [[car]] when Homestar introduces the hydraulics on his cap.

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's introduction to the email is a reference to the automated voice systems commonly used on subway trains, and is nearly identical to the one once used on the train between concourses at the Atlanta Airport (TBC live in Atlanta).
*The drill used to give Strong Sad his belly button is likely a DeWalt Drill, DeWalt being famous for their yellow colored heavy duty tools.
**The sound that the drill makes is closer to the sound of a compressed-air powered tool, rather than an electric drill.
*When Señor and Mr. Bland are crushed in the scene depicting the origin of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], the manner in which their legs stick out is as that of the Wicked Witch of the East in [[Wikipedia:The_Wizard_of_Oz_%281939_movie%29|The Wizard of Oz]] when she is crushed by Dorothy's house.
*Beverly Sportsinterviews, likely related to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]], is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Beverly Cleary|Beverly Cleary]], an author for children and young adults.
*[[Wikipedia:Moleskine|Moleskine]] is a brand of pocket notebooks and sketch pads popular among trend-following artists and writers. Strong Sad mistakenly pronounces it "mole skin", whereas the correct pronunciation is /mol-a-'''skeen'''-a/.
*"Harry Elephante" is a reference to famous calypso musician [[Wikipedia:Harry Belafonte|Harry Belafonte]]. A similar joke was made in the ''Friends'' episode entitled "The One After The Super Bowl," when Ross (David Schwimmer) mentions that his monkey's favorite toy is named "Harry Elephante".
*"Van Peebles" is a reference to the filmmakers [[Wikipedia:Melvin Van Peebles|Melvin Van Peebles]] (known for ''[[Wikipedia:Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song|Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song]]'') and his son [[Wikipedia:Mario Van Peebles|Mario Van Peebles]].
*Where "bread sing-alongs" is green and jittering, this could be a reference to the Nintendo 64 game Banjo-Kazooie, where when a character said something 'disgusting' those particular words would jiggle in that fashion.
*Strong Bad's line "that's some never-forgive action right there" is a direct quote from Min One in the graffiti documentary [[Wikipedia:Style Wars|Style Wars]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail123.html|watch "origins"]]
*[[HR:sbemail123.swf|view the Flash file for "origins"]]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1907 forum thread re: "origins"]

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suntan

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 06 Jun 2005 23:39:28 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Commentary Transcript */ changed to conformed name

[[Image:sbemail77.png|thumb|Broasted Abs]]
'''Strong Bad Email #77'''

Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach. Who needs pecs when you've got abs?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Announcer]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homsar]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' June 16, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:16

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{high pitch singing}'' e-mail!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
 
I thought you looked cute as a 
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair 
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking 
you might look even better if you got 
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've 
heard that a nice tan really 
helps your muscles stand out. 
 
Meg, 
KS</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "EEEO HE! I think that's how you say that..." for the emoticon "^_~"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's a good point, KS. With the summer months all up on us, I'll probably be going shirtless more often than usual. I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad. ''{clears screen}'' And I guess it'll help to accentuate my abdominal muscles and my abs, and my cloits. They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad lying on a towel, sunbathing in the field. Next to him are buckets labeled 'Animal Phat — "it's lard, yo!"' and 'cocoa butter'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, c'mon, sun, show me what you got. Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff.

''{enter stage left, The King of Town, wearing round sunglasses}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Sniffs}'' Oh, there it is!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rising from his towel}'' There what is?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, nothing. Hi, Strong Bad. How are you this day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I was certainly better before you showed up. I'm still doing pretty good.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sneakily stealing the cocoa butter while Strong Bad isn't looking}'' Oh, good. Oh, well that's all I wanted to know. I guess I'll be moving on to a different smell—place. ''{shoots off stage right taking the cocoa butter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—? Hey! He took my cocoa butter!

''{The King of Town peeks back in and grabs the Animal Phat with his invisible hands}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Aw!

''{The words 6–8 hours later in the Compy 386 font appear on screen. Cut to Strong Bad sunbathing again. His chest is now extremely pink. Marzipan enters with a large, green oriental-style umbrella}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, how long have you been laying here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, six, maybe eight hours.

'''MARZIPAN:''' You know, you're supposed to flip over every 15 minutes or so...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate. Not like up here. ''{stands, admiring his non-existant abs}'' Ooh, check it out, Ab City, USA. ''{Shaking hips. We can see that Strong Bad's back is lily-white.}'' do do do.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, I don't see a single ab.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, it's like a cold one brewery over here, there's so many six-packs. ''{producing a sharpie marker}'' check it out, ''{drawing abs onto his chest}'' one, two, threefourfivesix. Oops, forgot the hatching. ''{adds shading}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you supposed to have pecs?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't need 'em! That's why they call me Double A. All Abs.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's weird.

''{Marzipan exits stage left}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I bet I could make some serious dough off this idea. I could be like, a thousandaire, or at least a hundredaire.

''{cut to fake ad, with Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 zooming in slowly}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Introducing the all new Strong Bad Ab-Abber 2000! Get results like the professionals in ''{words appear on screen}'' Minutes! Nay! Seconds! Just listen to this guy over here!

''{cut to Strong Sad holding the Ab-Abber 2000}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding like he is reading off of a tele-prompter}'' Since using Strong Bad's Ab-Abber Two Thousand ''{pronounces thousand as Thous And}'' the ladies have been all up ons. ''{talking to someone off camera}'' All up ons? I don't even know what that means!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Well, Strong Sad, it means they really like you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But they don't! Especially now with all this Sharpie on my stomach.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just read the lines, man.

''{Strong Bad's hand appears on camera holding what appears to be a plush lobster}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to see Gooblies again or not?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave Gooby out of this!

''{Cut to: Close up of the Ab-Abber 2000 box with words "Act Now!" flashing at the top of the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Act now and recieve the Cloitsterizer ''{words appear at bottom of screen}'' Abs-solutely free! ''{words disappear}'' Max out your ''{words appear flashing in center screen}'' Cloits and Dloits!!?! with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. ''{words appear}'' "They'll be all up ons!"

''{[[The Paper]] appears}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the little "G" tag (right side, up near Strong Bad's hand) on Strong Sad's lobster [[Gooblies]] to see a Homsar celebrity testimonial.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{Homsar is shown with a calculator displaying the word "SALAd" drawn on his shirt. The words "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" are superimposed on the lower center of the screen.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaah!!! I'm just in time for the murder mystery!!!

*Click on the marker at the end of the email to see the instructions for Strong Bad's [[Ab-Abber 2000|Ab-Abber]].
<pre>Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 Instruction Manual
Use fine tip black
marker (not included)
to define the desired
abdominal muscles
(abs). Repeat as
often as necessary.
*Actual drawing.</pre>

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The use of "^_~" to represent a wink is an example of an [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticon]]. An emoticon, also called a smiley, is a sequence of printable characters such as :) or :-) that is intended to represent a human facial expression and convey an emotion.

===Trivia===
*According to the commentary on the DVD, Matt actually once had a stuffed lobster named Gooblies.
*According to the commentary, the sunglasses the King is wearing actually belong to Marzipan.
*According to the commentary, the sunglasses were based on an old pair Matt had, which he broke while shooting the Fhqwhgads karaoke video for the DVD.
*The Cloitsterizer was actually an item that Matt and Mike saw a kid dragging in a thrift store.

===Remarks===
*The first bucket says "Animal Phat." Phat is a slang word meaning "cool," although it's intended to mean actual fat in this case. This ties in with the second phrase on the bucket: "It's lard, yo!," both a reference to the bucket's contents and the play on words.
*Essentially abdominal muscles, abs, and cloits are the same thing.
*According to the instructions of the ab-abber 2000, all you get is the box itself.

===Goofs===
*The abs drawn on Strong Sad's stomach have had the bizarre side effect of making his belly button completely disappear.

===Inside References===
*When showing the commercial of Strong Bad's Ab Abber, the music that plays is taken from "[[action figure]]".

===Real-World References===
*The facial hair on the man in the instructions is very similar to the style that was adopted by [[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]].

== DVD Version ==
*The Homsar celebrity testimonial is automatically enabled, so no clicking is required.
*The DVD version features hidden commentary by Mike, Matt, and Marzipan. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], Marzipan)

'''MATT:''' Welcome to "suntan".

'''MIKE:''' We're joined here by Marzipan once again.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' What do you think of that song? That's a little more tender side of Strong, Strong Bad, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' He has this— He, he does have a tender side.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something else.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I'm listening right now.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I, I liked this e-mail...

'''MIKE:''' I like your, um... Well, we'll talk about it when it comes on.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay.

'''MATT:''' I remember we did this, it was kind of— Didn't I just come back from a vacation and actually had a pretty bad, pretty bad sunburn?

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, so, timely.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's true. You know, and after this e-mail for the next few months, uh, Matt and Mike both kept drawing abs on their bodies and going around shirtless in the studio. ''{Matt laughs}'' It was very distracting for most of us ladies.

'''MIKE:''' I wish I could have that towel.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, that— that's a towel that, conceptually I swear I've seen before, but now I've searched ''{Mike chuckles}'' far and wide and can't find one with a bengal tiger on it. Or a Siberian tiger on it?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Those are— those are my sunglasses that the King of Town is wearing.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Those are pretty sweet.

'''MATT:''' They're modelled after these, uh, glasses I have for sunchaps (?!?) ''{unintelligible}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{short pause}'' That I actually just broke when we were doing the, uh, the half-pipe stuff for the karaoke video for "Everybody to the Limit".

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' They're broken now.

'''MIKE:''' You can watch that. If you watch closely, you can see the glasses fall off.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps watching her character enter frame on the e-mail}'' Oh! That is the, um, the umbrella from Mike's cocktail.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I just grabbed that at the last minute; I thought it really added to the scene.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I really like that.

'''MATT:''' It's clearly— yeah, it's clearly just a cocktail umbrella though, made large. ''{short pause}'' Now here's my favorite song. ''{we hear Strong Bad "sing", "do do do"}'' That's a good song.

'''MIKE:''' "Do do do"?

'''MATT:''' Look, he's neopolitan Strong Bad, with no chocolate.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, it was really hot out that day.

'''MATT:''' It looks pretty hot. There's some sweltering orange sky back there...

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, I did that uh...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Fortunately, I never sweat.

'''MIKE:''' ''{amused}'' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, wait, see? Look, Marzipan's eyes '''were''' backwards!

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

'''MATT:''' I, I apologize, Marzipan, on behalf of my brother Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It made working very difficult that day. ''{Mike chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' I bet. ''{pause}'' Did our friend Tobin coin that phrase? Or does he just use it?

'''MIKE:''' "Hundredaire"?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know; it's possible.

'''MATT:''' He uses it extensively, which is good.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who modelled for that, um, box top?

'''MIKE:''' Think it's Strong Bad.

'''MATT:''' Think it's Strong Bad himself.

'''MIKE:''' He's a character from our website. ''{Matt chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' The background is great, Mike; it's very true to the, to the infomercial—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ron— ''{chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' yeah, Ron, Ron Popeil.

'''MIKE:''' And here's, uh— Matt really had a, uh, stuffed lobster named Gooblies.

'''MATT:''' It's true. I don't know what Gooblies meant.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' There he is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' The Cloitsterizer is something we actually saw; eh, it's mentioned elsewhere on this DVD, but we saw a kid dragging that around a thrift store one day—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' a piece of wooden cheese on a string.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail77.html|watch "suntan"]]
*[[HR:sbemail77.swf|view the Flash file for "suntan"]]

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Strong Mad

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 06 Jun 2005 22:19:32 GMT

Skippyman2099: spelling correction

[[Image:strongmad.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Brother Graw Mad]]

== Biography ==
Strong Mad is, as his name implies, strong and usually mad. His brothers are [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad]], and he is the oldest of the three. He and [[The Cheat]] are "The next bosom buddies" according to a [[Toons Menu|TV TIME]] cover, and though he often tries to help Strong Bad with his evil plans, he usually only messes up. His communication is mostly simple sentences shouted in a sort of drone. He seems to be (or have been) a wrestler, for he wears a blue spandex singlet with an "M" on it. He's basically a big lug with a big heart. Even though it doesn't look like it, Strong Mad has a soft side. He was actually crying over an autographed picture of The Cheat that he had given to him in [[Where's the Cheat?]] He is notable for being the only main character to have five fingers or a visible nose.

*'''Domicile''': [[House of the Brothers Strong]]

*'''Debut''': "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]"
*[[:Category:Strong Mad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Physical Statistics ==
[[Image:SM_has_a_Posse.PNG|thumb|right|300px|Strong Mad IS a posse]]
As stated on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|OBEY]] style [http://www.homestarrunner.com/smsticker.html stickers], Strong Mad is 8 feet, 3 inches tall, and weighs 900 pounds. According to Strong Bad in [[the facts]], he is 88 inches (7 feet 4 inches) tall and 88 inches wide. As described by The Cheat in [[i she be]], he is only 6 feet tall. In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], it is stated that Strong Mad and Strong Bad have a combined weight of one million pounds. Also, his dimensions from the side seem to be somewhat rectangular, as seen in an easter egg from [[best thing]].

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title''': Light Fuse, Get Away!!}'' ''{'''Places:''' [[Strong Bad's Basement]]}''

''{The character video opens up to Strong Mad sleeping. [[Coach Z]], who is apparently doing the videotaping, nudges him.}''

'''STRONG MAD''': ''{wakes up}'' I'M STRONG MAD! ''{pauses and looks around, then frowns''} I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE! ''{another pause, then grins}'' I LIKE THE CHEAT. Ummmm. BREAKIN' STUFF!'' {Charges camera, knocks it over.}''
''{The camera now points up at the ceiling tiles and a fluorescent light}''

'''COACH Z''': Okay, that's, uh... that's good then, Strong Mad. We'll go with that one.

== Also known as... ==
*[[Strong Man]] ([[1936]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[Kobe|Kobe 2]] ([[A Decemberween Pageant|Decemberween]])
*[[Prime Time]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Slim_Goodbody|Slim Goodbody]]
*[[Wikipedia:William_Perry_%28football%29|William "The Fridge" Perry]]
*a Ghost
*[[Wikipedia:Magnum,_P.I.|Magnum P.I.]]
*[[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]]
==See Also==

*[[Strong Mad Evolution]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_sm.html watch Strong Mad's character video]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_sm.swf view the flash file for Strong Mad's character video]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/smsticker.html See a sticker which says "Strong Mad Has a Posse"]

{{Characters|Strong Mad}}

Main Page 11

Skippyman2099 — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 06:25:19 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Fun Facts */ space

[[Image:main11.png|thumb|right|220px|Homestar Runner—ACTION NEWS]]

Homestar hosts his own news broadcast.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Bad]]

'''Icon:''' Channel 4 logo

'''Page Title:''' "More News at 11!"

*'''Toons''' — Chyron style text "Homestar Runner—Action News" appears in the lower third.
*'''Games''' — The lights in the buildings in the background disappear, and new lights appear in one of the buildings to form a star.
*'''Characters''' — Some "over the shoulder" (OTS) headlines and pictures appear. Cycle through four possible headlines.
:*"More than 2 Problems???" set against Coach Z's medallion with a picture of Coach Z's head.
:*"I Shoulda Won All Those Times!" set against a picture of Strong Bad's head with a smaller copy of the image in the foreground.
:*"[[Melonade]]: Over $2 per gallon?" set against a picture of three glasses of melonade with straws and ice.
:*"Seriously, I Really Shoulda Won All Those Times!" with the same picture as the second story.

*'''Downloads''' — Cut to Strong Bad standing in front of a weather screen depicting the east of the United States, scattered with sun and rain symbols. He says, "Today's forecast is total crap!"
*'''Store''' — Some smoke appears, coming from one of the buildings.
*'''E-mail''' — The H*R logo is projected onto the night sky.

== Fun Facts ==
*The four possible headlines are:
*The projection of the H*R logo onto the sky is a reference to the Batsignal from the [[Batman]] franchise.
*"More than 2 Problems???" is a reference to [[Spin 'n' Say]].
*You can see the Strong Bad face from the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/errorpage.html Old Error Page] when you move your mouse over characters ("I shoulda won all those times!").

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/main11.html go to Main Page 11]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/main11.swf view the Flash file for Main Page 11]
{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]
[[Category: Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category: Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category: Coach Z Filmography]]

Kick The Cheat (game)

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 01:15:42 GMT

Skippyman2099: i.e.

[[Image:kickthecheat.PNG|thumb|''WHACK!'']]

A "game" that is accessible from the [[Store]]. You hit the Kick button and a giant [[Strong Bad]] foot kicks [[The Cheat]] as he falls from a robotic arm. If you hit him successfully, he slams against a brick wall and falls to the ground. Its also possible to hit him so that he merely flies up into the air, but does not hit the wall for which you will earn no points. It uses cookies to save your score between sessions of the game (i.e., if you stop playing and come back later, your score is remembered).

Page Title: '''Kick the Cheat the Cheat! Rent to Own!'''

== Fun Facts ==

*This game came out as an advertisement for the Talking Cheat doll.
*Apparently, The Cheat will begin to scream about a split second before the Strong Bad foot hits him.
*The game was originally going to be how far you could kick The Cheat, and you can view him flying with a distance meter on top of the screen by using the Flash Bar.

== External Links ==

*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/kickcheat.html play "Kick the Cheat"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/kickcheat09.swf play the flash file for "Kick the Cheat"]

[[category:Games]]

Homestar vs. Little Girl

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 01:05:06 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Transcript */ em dash

[[Image:homegirldecember.png|thumb|"It sounds like funny, but it's not."]]

Puppet Homestar asks a little girl about "[[Decemberween]]".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], [[Little Girl]]

'''Date:''' July 12, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 1:09

== Transcript ==

''{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What do you want for Decemberween?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I want ''{pauses, contemplating her answer}'' a special! ''{throws her arms into the air to emphasize}''

''{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl's response, due to her lack of enunciation}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{befuddled}'' A space show?

''{Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background and Homestar is missing his hat.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{waving back and forth}'' Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.

''{Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, did you want to fix my hat?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Okay.

''{Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success. She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' That's okay.

''{Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What would you like for Decemberween?

''{Slight cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' DVD.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DVD?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do—do you like all these DVDs? ''{she makes an 'all encompassing' gesture with her hands}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I love every DVD that was ever made.

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' What kind of DVD do you like?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like space show DVDs best.

''{Cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Going to get lots and lots of presents!

''{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have?

''{Cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{singing, sort of}'' Some jelly, and peanut butter.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter. ''{his hat begins to slip off his head as he sings}'' Here goes my hat.

''{Cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughing}'' That sounds like funny.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It sounds like funny, but it's not.

==Fun Facts==
*This cartoon is an Easter Egg on the [[Decemberween In July]] Menu. To get to it, click on the green light at the top of the screen, directly above the "w" in "Decemberween".
*It seems that this is the only cartoon with a sequel. ([[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]])
*"Jelly, and peanut butter" might come from a song that small children sing that goes,"Peanut butter, and jelly."
*Homestar mentions "space shows" which is the name of one of tapes from the easter egg in [[12:00]].

==External Links==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dween_puppet2.swf view the flash file for "Homestar vs. Little Girl"]

{{Decemberween In July}}
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Little Girl Filmography]]

lures & jigs

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 00:45:15 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Real-World References */ corrected song title

[[Image:sbemail44.PNG|thumb|C'mon and get in the boat, fish fish!]]

'''Strong Bad Email #44'''

Strong Bad gets asked about the lures and jigs he uses when fishing.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Pond]]

'''Date:''' September 30, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:44

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' I check '''e'''mail from the front to the back, I said check '''e'''mail from the front to the back I said check...

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad, ''{Strong Bad repeats this line three times with different emphasis, stopping halfway through the third time saying "Hmm, I'll go with that one."}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

When you go fishing, do you use any sort of special lure or jig to attract the fishs?

David Jacobus
Astoria, NY</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "fishs" as "fishes...ss..."}''

''{fade out and fade back in to "Fish Show With Strong Bad and Coach Z". Strong Bad and Coach Z are in a boat on a lake. Coach Z has a pole, Strong Bad does not. Coach Z is wearing a fisherman cap, Strong Bad has a farmer's tan.}''

'''COACH Z''': Say, Strong Bad, what type'a lure are you usin' dere?

'''STRONG BAD''': Well, this morning, Coach, I've been mostly using this one: Hey fish! Hey fiish! I'm gonna, I'm gonna recommend that you guys come up here in the boat. We've got a, uh, a keg! Of worms! And, uh...phytoplankton! ... Come on! Anybody who's everybody is up in here!

'''COACH Z''': I don't think that's gonna work with a stocked pond. You got any type of jig you could try on there?

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, yeah! I got ''this'' jig! ''(starts singing and doing a little hip-swiveling dance)'' Come on and get in the boat, fish! Come on and get in the boat, fish fish! Come on and get in the boat, fish! ''{fish start leaping into the boat}'' Get in the boat!

'''COACH Z''': Oh! They got in the boat! ... Fish fish!

''{back to Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Actually, David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man. You're welcome to try the jig thing if you want. Though it might work better with the ladies. ''{stops typing}'' You know, like, {''singing''} come on and come to my house, ladies! Come on and come to my house, girls girls! ''{stops singing, resumes typing}'' Actually, ''{chuckles shyly}'' I don't really know anything about the ladies either. I mean I do! I mean—WHGT! JGTH! YES I'M AWESOME!

''{Strong Bad runs out of the room, [[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "fishing" to play [[Fishing Challenge '91]] with Strong Bad.
:''{The screen of the 386 displays the title screen for "Fishing Challenge '91"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Whoa, look at that title screen! Man, the 386 never ceases to amaze me!
:''{After you press the spacebar, the screen shows the instructions on how to play}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' No way! This is the pinnacle of graphics. They're never gonna get any better than this. I bet the sound's just as good, too!

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Strong Bad has an undershirt tanline (often referred to as a "farmer's tan").
*This is the only Strong Bad Email that immediately cuts to another scene, instead of Strong Bad responding first.
* The game resembles many early '90s PC games that featured grainy digital voice and pixelated "photo-realistic" graphics with limited frames.

===Glitches===
*If you get the score up to 10,000; it goes straight to 1,000. But you still have 10,000 points—it doesn't display the last digit.
*If you press "j" and "l" very fast in Fishing Challenge '91, the noise will become staticky and you won't be able to hear Strong Bad say anything.
**Doing this also increases the number of fish that will hop into the boat.
*When you play the game at the end, the contrast knobs still work, except the screen turns whiter.

===Inside References===
*The sound at the beginning and end of the fishing scene is also used in [[A Jorb Well Done]] while Coach Z is dreaming.
*Fishing Challenge '91 is copyright 1991 Totalsoft LLC, which is a reference to [[Thorax Corporation]].
===Real-World References===
*This email may be a reference to the Bert and Ernie skit called "Bert and Ernie Go Fishing." In the skit, Ernie gets fish to leap into the boat by calling, "Heeeere fishy fishy fishy!" Bert eventually tries this technique too, louder and louder. Finally, a shark jumps in and says, "You called?"
*The song "Come on and get in the boat fish" resembles "Never Gonna Stop" from Rob Zombie.

== DVD Version ==
*While the Fishing Game isn't playable, you can still watch Strong Bad play it.
**There's also additional dialog. The transcript of the additional dialog (which picks up right where the Easter egg transcript above ends), is given below.
*The DVD version also has hidden creator commentary. It's accessable by switching your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{After catching several fish (including a large, red one), text flashes on the screen reading "Congrats! You caught the big one!}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I can safely say this is the most fulfilling video gaming experience I've ever had in-a my whole life.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' ''{joining in with Strong Bad}'' to the back as I check. This is a good one. We should turn THAT into a hip-hop song.

'''MIKE:''' This, um, one, our friend Jamie was—

'''MATT:''' No, this was when Nat was here. Nat was the one tha—

'''MIKE:''' This was the one when Jamie was here!

'''MATT:''' Jamie was there for the, uh, leftover emails, Unused Emails.

'''MIKE:''' Ohhh, yeah, this is Nat. That's right.

'''MATT:''' Nat was here.

'''MIKE:''' I forgot, sorry. Sorry, Jamie. Sorry, Nat.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I get you guys mixed up sometimes.

''{Matt laughs a little}''

'''MIKE:''' So.

'''MATT:''' Here it comes.

'''MIKE:''' Ahhh.

'''MATT:''' So that's, our—

'''MIKE:''' Fishing with John.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, reference to Jim Jarmusch episode of Fishing with John, which you should all buy on-

'''MIKE:''' ''{imitating John Lurie}'' Why am I here?

'''MATT:''' ''{imitating John Lurie}'' Why am I here? ''{stops}'' That was a good one.

'''MIKE:''' Uhh, I enjoyed making the, I like the mist. The mist on the bottom there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the mist is really good. Those cattails

'''MIKE:''' The ripples along the boat. This is, and we had to do a whole new view of Coach Z there.

'''MATT:''' It's a whole new way to experience Coach Z.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, this is a ''{Matt says something that's hard to make out}'' This is some scenery that's never happened, never been reused.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We never ended up—

'''MIKE:''' There's very few... most things, we end up reusing, but this, we've never reused. I think I might, uh, reuse it next week.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Next week's email, they're gonna be in a lake!

'''MATT:''' ''{weak voice}'' OK, Mike. Look, there, it's funny.

'''MIKE:''' He's got, uh, a farmer's tan of a tank-top.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, look at those fish. Those fish are kind of funny looking. ''{imitating John Lurie}'' Why am I here? ''{pause}'' This is one of those other times, it's another recurring trend, with Strong Bad sort of tipping his hand in letting you know that he doesn't know anything about women. Uh, which I don't know why he ends up doing a lot, ''{Mike laughs in the background}'' but he kinda has to let you see his sensitive side, I guess. And then, whgt! Jght!

=== Fun Facts ===
*"Fishing with John" was a satirical fishing show starring, written, and directed by independent musician John Lurie, known for both its interesting selection of guest stars and very dry sense of humor. It only ran for 6 episodes and is considered something of a cult classic.
*Mike mentioning he'd like to reuse the lake is foreshadowing for [[montage]], when he finally would use the scene again. (At the time the commentary was recorded, it presumably wasn't made yet.)

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail44.html watch "lures & jigs"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail44.swf view the Flash file for "lures & jigs"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]
[[Category:Game Emails]]
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

Category:Stinkoman Filmography

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 00:25:41 GMT

Skippyman2099: period

Filmography for [[Stinkoman]]. Stinkoman's debut was in [[japanese cartoon]].

[[Category:Filmography]]

crazy cartoon

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 00:15:42 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Powered by The Cheat */ Eh! Steve has only one exclamation point in his name

[[Image:sbemail72.png|thumb|"And when I get mad, it'd play the demo."]]

'''Strong Bad Email #72'''

Monkeydude asks Strong Bad to make a ''crazy'' cartoon. ''(There is also a cartoon title "Crazy Cartoon" on the [[Toons Menu]]. It is simply a copy of The Cheat's cartoon)''.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Sherlock]], [[The Worm]], [[Eh! Steve]], [[The Wheelchair]], [[Keyboard Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' May 5, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:38

'''Page Title:''' Powered by the Cheat!! (Toons menu / Powered by the Cheat version only)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.

''{He pulls up the email and reads it aloud:}''

<pre>Hi strong bad!
I wanted to know what your craziest
cartoon would be like. Please make a
CRAZY cartoon.

Your awesome friend monkeydude</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Look, I'm not your friend, monkey dude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you monkeydude ''{he types "******" instead of "monkeydude"}'' again. I'ma call you Josh. ''{pause}'' So, a kah-razy cartoon huh, Josh? Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself. ''{stops typing}'' You know, like...

''{Cut to a weird cartoon landscape, where a cartoon logo appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.

''{Sherlock flies in accompanied by helicopter noise.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And his talking would be just these weird sounds, and no words.

''{Sherlock makes incoherent mumbling sounds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And all the episodes would be about him trying to get a little worm out of the ground.

''{A hole in the ground opens up and a worm peeks out. Sherlock lands on top of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! Oh! And at least once an episode, Eh! Steve would show up to deliver his catchphrase!

''{Eh! Steve drops down from the top of the screen}''

'''EH! STEVE:''' Eh! Steve!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And Bubs would definitely be the voice of the wheelchair.

''{Eh! Steve runs off and a badly drawn wheelchair pulls up}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' I'll get you Eh! Steve, if it's the last thing I dooooo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'd be in there too, but my head would be an old keyboard, and when I get mad, it'd play the demo.

''{Strong Bad with a keyboard head starts dancing around while the demo plays. Sherlock starts dancing along, and Eh! Steve runs past, being pursued by the wheelchair. Cut back to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's a pretty crazy cartoon huh, Josh? But I'm not much of an animator. Though I bet The Cheat makes some crazy cartoons. Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right.

=== Powered by The Cheat ===

''{Cut to The Cheat on Tangerine Dreams working on an animation. Strong Bad comes up to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Sup, my man? What're you workin' on today?

''{The Cheat makes noises, then starts up the animation. It is of very poor quality, in typical The Cheat style. "POWEREd by THE CHEAT" flashes on the screen. Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar Runner out at the field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can do it! I will do it nine times.

''{Strong Bad jumps up in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the last—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut it up! Shut it up, you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shut it up, me.

''{The Cheat runs on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here, The Cheat, have a trophy!

''{Strong Bad tosses him a trophy, and The Cheat squeaks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here, The Cheat, have another trophy!

''{A trophy falls out of Homestar's mouth and The Cheat catches it. Strong Bad kicks Homestar in the face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was saving that one for about two seconds ago.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Perfect! Timing!

''{Coach Z drops down from the sky, trophy in hand}''

'''COACH Z:''' Here, The Chort, have a trophy!

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Three trophies for The Cheat!

'''COACH Z:''' ''(at the same time)'' Three trophies for The Chort!

''{Eh! Steve shows up}''

'''EH! STEVE:''' Eh! Steve!

''{the cartoon pans out to a badly drawn cartoon of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the toon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!

''{Strong Bad gives The Cheat a trophy and The Cheat squeaks. Zoom out again to the ''actual'' Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I didn't do that! Did I? ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve!, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. In the toon version, it says "The End"; in the email version it has the usual "Click here to e-mail Strong Bad".}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on Eh! Steve on The Cheat's screen to see him again.
*Also at the end you can click on The Cheat's CD-ROM drive to get some Sweet Cuppin' Cakes [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sccicons.html buddy icons] (email version only).

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
*The [[Powered by The Cheat]] portion of this email is shown by itself in the Powered by The Cheat section of the Toons menu.

=== Inside References ===
*The noise made as Eh! Steve jumps off-screen is the same noise made in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] when Strong Mad throws Homestar out of the ring.
*Strong Bad saying that The Cheat's cartoon "didn't even deserve a pizza" is a reference to [[Everybody to the Limit]], where Strong Bad (impressed with The Cheat's cartoon) said he'd buy him a pizza.

===Real-World References===
*The demo that is played by Keyboard Strong Bad is the actual demo from a [http://www.vintagesynth.org/casio/vl1.shtml Casio VL-Tone keyboard]. The tune is known as "Unterlanders Heimweh" (which means "Homesickness of the Lowlander" in German), and for many years, was the only song used in Casio keyboard one-button-select demos.
*The Macromedia Flash interface is shown here when The Cheat is working on his cartoon.
*The idea of Sherlock spending all of his time trying to catch a worm might be a throwback to the "U.S. Acres" segment of the TV series ''Garfield and Friends''. In it, one of the running gags involved Booker the chick trying to catch a worm that always seemed to be smarter than he was.

== DVD Version ==
*The buddy icons Easter egg is disabled for obvious reasons.
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Hi, I'm Mike.

'''MATT:''' Hi, my name's Matt C.

'''MIKE:''' We're gonna make the commentary on this Strong Bad e-mail... ''{pause}'' Is, uh... I don't know what I'm talking about.

'''MATT:''' Monkeydude, uh, you're thinking of Monkey D.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, okay, Monkey D came from, was those post—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' It was first—

'''MIKE:''' cards, yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it was from the postcards and those just, we just made it up.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' And then, this guy's name is Monkey''dude'', which could also be construed as Monkey D. See?

'''MIKE:''' 'S true.

'''MATT:''' So, what else? There was—we had some other names, I remember, there was Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, and there was like some kinda Grandma—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think it was Grandma, Grandma's Soup or something.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That guy's name is Sherlock.

'''MATT:''' ''{chuckling}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Cow-copter, his real name is Sherlock, but it's never been revealed other than the files on our computer saved as "Sherlock".

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And, of course, Eh! Steve came from a doodle on a, during—we were having a meeting, and I doodled him on a paper—

'''MIKE:''' And the wheelchair, Matt just, like, as a joke, just drew this wheelchair real fast and was like, ''{false excited}'' "Mike, I got the wheelchair done." And I was like, ''{false serious}'' I was all like, "We should keep it just like that."

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And of course, that's the Casio VL tone, which, um, we have right here.

'''MIKE:''' Where is it? It's right there, we're holding it in our hands, but you probably can't—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Listen, Mitch, could you—There's no batteries in it, so but this is—

''{sound of fingers across the plastic keys}''

'''MIKE:''' This is what it sounds like when you hit it against Matt's head.

''{four light taps}''

'''MATT:''' You hear that? That's the—That's it, I swear. Um...

'''MIKE:''' And here's my chance to, uh, shine here in a second.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, Mike does—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' As—As I voice the Cheat's bad cartoons.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Here I go. ''{over PbTC Homestar}'' That's me. ''{mumbled, then synched with cartoon as PbTC Strong Bad}'' I can do it! I will do it nine times. ''{mimics sound of PbTC Strong Bad kicking PbTC Homestar in the face three times}''

'''MATT:''' Now Mike, what if ''I'' sat here and just did my voice during my voice—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Hey, this is my ''one'' thing! I just wanna double—I gonna, ghe, double my own voices. ''{synched with cartoon as PbTC Strong Bad}'' Here the Cheat, have a trophy. ''{synched with cartoon as PbTC Homestar}'' Here the Cheat, have another trophy.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Are you really just gonna do that throughout?

'''MIKE:''' Well... I like the pink Coach Z, though.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the pink Coach Z is great, those clouds are, um, are awesome...

''{pause}''

''{both snicker at PbTC Eh! Steve}''

'''MIKE:''' But the best part is, uh, coming up here. ''{short pause}'' Wait...

'''MATT:''' What are you talking about?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, no, it's the [[mile]] one, with the parade...?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I was thinkin—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' We'll do that one later.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Can I still talk about the parade?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I like the Poopsmith cleaning up there at the end of the parade.

'''MATT:''' ''{hurried stuttering}'' wel—no—I—bu—

== See Also ==

* [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
* [[Main Page 18]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail72.html|watch "crazy cartoon"]]
*[[HR:sbemail72.swf|view the Flash file for "crazy cartoon"]]
*[[HR:crazycartoon.html|watch the toons menu version]]
*[[HR:crazycartoon.swf|view the Flash file for the toons menu version]]
*[[HR:sccicons.html|view the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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crazy cartoon

Skippyman2099 — Mon, 11 Apr 2005 00:14:47 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Powered by The Cheat */ reverted change by Whybrid

[[Image:sbemail72.png|thumb|"And when I get mad, it'd play the demo."]]

'''Strong Bad Email #72'''

Monkeydude asks Strong Bad to make a ''crazy'' cartoon. ''(There is also a cartoon title "Crazy Cartoon" on the [[Toons Menu]]. It is simply a copy of The Cheat's cartoon)''.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Sherlock]], [[The Worm]], [[Eh! Steve]], [[The Wheelchair]], [[Keyboard Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' May 5, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:38

'''Page Title:''' Powered by the Cheat!! (Toons menu / Powered by the Cheat version only)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm intrigued by these...how you say...emails.

''{He pulls up the email and reads it aloud:}''

<pre>Hi strong bad!
I wanted to know what your craziest
cartoon would be like. Please make a
CRAZY cartoon.

Your awesome friend monkeydude</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Look, I'm not your friend, monkey dude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you monkeydude ''{he types "******" instead of "monkeydude"}'' again. I'ma call you Josh. ''{pause}'' So, a kah-razy cartoon huh, Josh? Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself. ''{stops typing}'' You know, like...

''{Cut to a weird cartoon landscape, where a cartoon logo appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! The main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.

''{Sherlock flies in accompanied by helicopter noise.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And his talking would be just these weird sounds, and no words.

''{Sherlock makes incoherent mumbling sounds.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And all the episodes would be about him trying to get a little worm out of the ground.

''{A hole in the ground opens up and a worm peeks out. Sherlock lands on top of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! Oh! And at least once an episode, Eh! Steve would show up to deliver his catchphrase!

''{Eh! Steve drops down from the top of the screen}''

'''EH! STEVE:''' Eh! Steve!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And Bubs would definitely be the voice of the wheelchair.

''{Eh! Steve runs off and a badly drawn wheelchair pulls up}''

'''THE WHEELCHAIR:''' I'll get you Eh! Steve, if it's the last thing I dooooo!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'd be in there too, but my head would be an old keyboard, and when I get mad, it'd play the demo.

''{Strong Bad with a keyboard head starts dancing around while the demo plays. Sherlock starts dancing along, and Eh! Steve runs past, being pursued by the wheelchair. Cut back to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's a pretty crazy cartoon huh, Josh? But I'm not much of an animator. Though I bet The Cheat makes some crazy cartoons. Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right.

=== Powered by The Cheat ===

''{Cut to The Cheat on Tangerine Dreams working on an animation. Strong Bad comes up to him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Sup, my man? What're you workin' on today?

''{The Cheat makes noises, then starts up the animation. It is of very poor quality, in typical The Cheat style. "POWEREd by THE CHEAT" flashes on the screen. Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar Runner out at the field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad! I need to be kicked in the face.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can do it! I will do it nine times.

''{Strong Bad jumps up in the air and kicks Homestar in the face nine times}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the last—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut it up! Shut it up, you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Shut it up, me.

''{The Cheat runs on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here, The Cheat, have a trophy!

''{Strong Bad tosses him a trophy, and The Cheat squeaks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here, The Cheat, have another trophy!

''{A trophy falls out of Homestar's mouth and The Cheat catches it. Strong Bad kicks Homestar in the face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I was saving that one for about two seconds ago.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Perfect! Timing!

''{Coach Z drops down from the sky, trophy in hand}''

'''COACH Z:''' Here, The Chort, have a trophy!

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Three trophies for The Cheat!

'''COACH Z:''' ''(at the same time)'' Three trophies for The Chort!

''{Eh! Steve! shows up}''

'''EH! STEVE:''' Eh! Steve!

''{the cartoon pans out to a badly drawn cartoon of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the toon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, this is the greatest cartoon in the whole world! Have a trophy!

''{Strong Bad gives The Cheat a trophy and The Cheat squeaks. Zoom out again to the ''actual'' Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I didn't do that! Did I? ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' I mean, it was good. I liked the way you worked in Eh! Steve!, but I don't think it deserved a trophy. I don't even think it deserved a pizza! Maybe a pizza trophy.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down. In the toon version, it says "The End"; in the email version it has the usual "Click here to e-mail Strong Bad".}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end you can click on Eh! Steve on The Cheat's screen to see him again.
*Also at the end you can click on The Cheat's CD-ROM drive to get some Sweet Cuppin' Cakes [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sccicons.html buddy icons] (email version only).

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
*The [[Powered by The Cheat]] portion of this email is shown by itself in the Powered by The Cheat section of the Toons menu.

=== Inside References ===
*The noise made as Eh! Steve jumps off-screen is the same noise made in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] when Strong Mad throws Homestar out of the ring.
*Strong Bad saying that The Cheat's cartoon "didn't even deserve a pizza" is a reference to [[Everybody to the Limit]], where Strong Bad (impressed with The Cheat's cartoon) said he'd buy him a pizza.

===Real-World References===
*The demo that is played by Keyboard Strong Bad is the actual demo from a [http://www.vintagesynth.org/casio/vl1.shtml Casio VL-Tone keyboard]. The tune is known as "Unterlanders Heimweh" (which means "Homesickness of the Lowlander" in German), and for many years, was the only song used in Casio keyboard one-button-select demos.
*The Macromedia Flash interface is shown here when The Cheat is working on his cartoon.
*The idea of Sherlock spending all of his time trying to catch a worm might be a throwback to the "U.S. Acres" segment of the TV series ''Garfield and Friends''. In it, one of the running gags involved Booker the chick trying to catch a worm that always seemed to be smarter than he was.

== DVD Version ==
*The buddy icons Easter egg is disabled for obvious reasons.
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Hi, I'm Mike.

'''MATT:''' Hi, my name's Matt C.

'''MIKE:''' We're gonna make the commentary on this Strong Bad e-mail... ''{pause}'' Is, uh... I don't know what I'm talking about.

'''MATT:''' Monkeydude, uh, you're thinking of Monkey D.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, okay, Monkey D came from, was those post—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' It was first—

'''MIKE:''' cards, yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, it was from the postcards and those just, we just made it up.

'''MIKE:''' Right.

'''MATT:''' And then, this guy's name is Monkey''dude'', which could also be construed as Monkey D. See?

'''MIKE:''' 'S true.

'''MATT:''' So, what else? There was—we had some other names, I remember, there was Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, and there was like some kinda Grandma—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' I think it was Grandma, Grandma's Soup or something.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' That guy's name is Sherlock.

'''MATT:''' ''{chuckling}'' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Cow-copter, his real name is Sherlock, but it's never been revealed other than the files on our computer saved as "Sherlock".

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And, of course, Eh! Steve came from a doodle on a, during—we were having a meeting, and I doodled him on a paper—

'''MIKE:''' And the wheelchair, Matt just, like, as a joke, just drew this wheelchair real fast and was like, ''{false excited}'' "Mike, I got the wheelchair done." And I was like, ''{false serious}'' I was all like, "We should keep it just like that."

'''MATT:''' Yeah. And of course, that's the Casio VL tone, which, um, we have right here.

'''MIKE:''' Where is it? It's right there, we're holding it in our hands, but you probably can't—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' Listen, Mitch, could you—There's no batteries in it, so but this is—

''{sound of fingers across the plastic keys}''

'''MIKE:''' This is what it sounds like when you hit it against Matt's head.

''{four light taps}''

'''MATT:''' You hear that? That's the—That's it, I swear. Um...

'''MIKE:''' And here's my chance to, uh, shine here in a second.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, Mike does—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' As—As I voice the Cheat's bad cartoons.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Here I go. ''{over PbTC Homestar}'' That's me. ''{mumbled, then synched with cartoon as PbTC Strong Bad}'' I can do it! I will do it nine times. ''{mimics sound of PbTC Strong Bad kicking PbTC Homestar in the face three times}''

'''MATT:''' Now Mike, what if ''I'' sat here and just did my voice during my voice—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Hey, this is my ''one'' thing! I just wanna double—I gonna, ghe, double my own voices. ''{synched with cartoon as PbTC Strong Bad}'' Here the Cheat, have a trophy. ''{synched with cartoon as PbTC Homestar}'' Here the Cheat, have another trophy.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Are you really just gonna do that throughout?

'''MIKE:''' Well... I like the pink Coach Z, though.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the pink Coach Z is great, those clouds are, um, are awesome...

''{pause}''

''{both snicker at PbTC Eh! Steve}''

'''MIKE:''' But the best part is, uh, coming up here. ''{short pause}'' Wait...

'''MATT:''' What are you talking about?

'''MIKE:''' Oh, no, it's the [[mile]] one, with the parade...?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I was thinkin—

'''MATT:''' ''{overlapping}'' We'll do that one later.

'''MIKE:''' Okay. Can I still talk about the parade?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I like the Poopsmith cleaning up there at the end of the parade.

'''MATT:''' ''{hurried stuttering}'' wel—no—I—bu—

== See Also ==

* [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
* [[Main Page 18]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail72.html|watch "crazy cartoon"]]
*[[HR:sbemail72.swf|view the Flash file for "crazy cartoon"]]
*[[HR:crazycartoon.html|watch the toons menu version]]
*[[HR:crazycartoon.swf|view the Flash file for the toons menu version]]
*[[HR:sccicons.html|view the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes buddy icons]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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User:skippyman2099

Skippyman2099 — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:51:32 GMT

Skippyman2099:

First name: Matthew 
e-mail: skippyman2099@hotmail.com 
Location: San Jose, CA 
Born: 1979 
Likes: comic book movies, original motion picture scores, VeggieTales, Alias TV series 
Dislikes: spelling/grammar errors (from those who should know better), Tom Green, disrespect for authority, Joel Schumacher 
Considerable contributions: commentary transcript for "army", commentary transcript for "crazy cartoon", commentary transcript for "funny", commentary transcript for "suntan"

User:skippyman2099

Skippyman2099 — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:50:51 GMT

Skippyman2099:

[[Image:me 004.jpg|thumb|Look at that oral hygiene!]]
First name: Matthew 
e-mail: skippyman2099@hotmail.com 
Location: San Jose, CA 
Born: 1979 
Likes: comic book movies, original motion picture scores, VeggieTales, Alias TV series 
Dislikes: spelling/grammar errors (from those who should know better), Tom Green, disrespect for authority 
Considerable contributions: commentary transcript for "army", commentary transcript for "crazy cartoon", commentary transcript for "funny", commentary transcript for "suntan"

suntan

Skippyman2099 — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:45:22 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* Transcript */ spelling corrections

[[Image:sbemail77.png|thumb|Strong Bad Tanning?]]

'''Strong Bad Email #77'''

Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach. Who needs pecs when you've got abs?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Announcer]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homsar]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' June 16, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:16

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{high pitch singing}'' e-mail!

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,

I thought you looked cute as a
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking
you might look even better if you got
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've
heard that a nice tan really
helps your muscles stand out.

Meg,
KS</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "EEEO HE! I think that's how you say that..." for the emoticon "^_~"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's a good point, KS. With the summer months all up on us, I'll probably be going shirtless more often than usual. I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad. ''{clears screen}'' And I guess it'll help to accentuate my abdominal muscles and my abs, and my cloits. They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad lying on a towel, sunbathing in the field. Next to him are buckets labeled 'Animal Phat — "it's lard, yo!"' and 'cocoa butter'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, c'mon, sun, show me what you got. Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff.

''{enter stage right, The King of Town, wearing round sunglasses}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Sniffs}'' Oh, there it is!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rising from his towel}'' There what is?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, nothing. Hi, Strong Bad. How are you this day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I was certainly better before you showed up. I'm still doing pretty good.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sneakily stealing the cocoa butter while Strong Bad isn't looking}'' Oh, good. Oh, well that's all I wanted to know. I guess I'll be moving on to a different smell—place. ''{shoots off stage left taking the cocoa butter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—? Hey! He took my cocoa butter!

''{The King of Town peeks back in and grabs the Animal Phat with his invisible hands}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Aw!

''{The words 6–8 hours later in the Compy 386 font appear on screen. Cut to Strong Bad sunbathing again. His chest is now extremely pink. Marzipan enters with a large, green oriental-style umbrella}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, how long have you been laying here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, six, maybe eight hours.

'''MARZIPAN:''' You know, you're supposed to flip over every 15 minutes or so...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate. Not like up here. ''{stands, admiring his non-existant abs}'' Ooh, check it out, Ab City, USA. ''{Shaking hips. We can see that Strong Bad's back is lily-white.}'' do do do.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, I don't see a single ab.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, it's like a cold one brewery over here, there's so many six-packs. ''{producing a sharpie marker}'' check it out, ''{drawing abs onto his chest}'' one, two, threefourfivesix. Oops, forgot the hatching. ''{adds shading}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you supposed to have pecs?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't need 'em! That's why they call me Double A. All Abs.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's weird.

''{Marzipan exits stage right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I bet I could make some serious dough off this idea. I could be like, a thousandaire, or at least a hundredaire.

''{cut to fake ad, with Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 zooming in slowly}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Introducing the all new Strong Bad Ab-Abber 2000! Get results like the professionals in ''{words appear on screen}'' Minutes! Nay! Seconds! Just listen to this guy over here!

''{cut to Strong Sad holding the Ab-Abber 2000}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding like he is reading off of a tele-prompter}'' Since using Strong Bad's Ab-Abber Two Thousand ''{pronounces thousand as Thous And}'' the ladies have been all up ons. ''{talking to someone off camera}'' All up ons? I don't even know what that means!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Well, Strong Sad, it means they really like you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But they don't! Especially now with all this Sharpie on my stomach.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just read the lines, man.

''{Strong Bad's hand appears on camera holding what appears to be a plush lobster}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to see Gooblas again or not?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave Gooby out of this!

''{Cut to: Close up of the Ab-Abber 2000 box with words "Act Now!" flashing at the top of the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Act now and recieve the Cloitsterizer ''{words appear at bottom of screen}'' Abs-solutely free! ''{words disappear}'' Max out your ''{words appear flashing in center screen}'' Cloits and Dloits!!?! with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. ''{words appear}'' "They'll be all up ons!"

''{[[The Paper]] appears}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the little "G" tag (right side, up near Strong Bad's hand) on Strong Sad's lobster [[Gooblies]] to see a Homsar celebrity testimonial.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{Homsar is shown with a calculator displaying the word "SALAd" drawn on his shirt}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaah!!! I'm just in time for the murder mystery!!!

*Click on the marker at the end of the email to see the instructions for Strong Bad's [[Ab-Abber 2000|Ab-Abber]].
<pre>Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 Instruction Manual
Use fine tip black
marker (not included)
to define the desired
abdominal muscles
(abs). Repeat as
often as necessary.
*Actual drawing.</pre>

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*According to the commentary on the DVD, Matt actually once had a stuffed lobster named Gooblies.
*According to the commentary, the sunglasses the KOT is wearing actually belong to Marzipan.
*According to the commentary, the sunglasses were based on an old pair Matt had, which he broke while shooting the Fhqwgads karaoke video for the DVD.
*The Cloitsterizer was actually an item that Matt and Mike saw a kid dragging in a thrift store.

===Remarks===
*The first bucket says "Animal Phat." Phat is a slang word meaning "cool," although it's intended to mean actual fat in this case. This ties in with the second phrase on the bucket: "It's lard, yo!," both a reference to the bucket's contents and the play on words.
*Essentially abdominal muscles, abs, and cloits are the same thing.

===Inside References===
*The "Phat" in "Animal Phat" is also from the email "[[50 emails]]," when Matt in the second email said for example "fat = phat."

===Real-World References===
*The facial hair on the man in the instructions is very similar to the style usually adopted by Frank Zappa.

===Explanations===
*The use of "^_~" to represent a wink is an example of an [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticon]]. An emoticon, also called a smiley, is a sequence of printable characters such as :) or :-) that is intended to represent a human facial expression and convey an emotion.

===Goofs===

*The abs drawn on Strong Sad's stomach have had the bizarre side effect of making his bellybutton completely disappear.

== DVD Version ==
*The Homsar celebrity testimonial is automatically enabled, so no clicking is required.
*The DVD version features hidden commentary by Mike, Matt, and Marzipan. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], Marzipan)

'''MATT:''' Welcome to "suntan".

'''MIKE:''' We're joined here by Marzipan once again.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' What do you think of that song? That's a little more tender side of Strong, Strong Bad, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' He has this— He, he does have a tender side.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something else.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I'm listening right now.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I, I liked this e-mail...

'''MIKE:''' I like your, um... Well, we'll talk about it when it comes on.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay.

'''MATT:''' I remember we did this, it was kind of— Didn't I just come back from a vacation and actually had a pretty bad, pretty bad sunburn?

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, so, timely.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's true. You know, and after this e-mail for the next few months, uh, Matt and Mike both kept drawing abs on their bodies and going around shirtless in the studio. ''{Matt laughs}'' It was very distracting for most of us ladies.

'''MIKE:''' I wish I could have that towel.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, that— that's a towel that, conceptually I swear I've seen before, but now I've searched ''{Mike chuckles}'' far and wide and can't find one with a bengal tiger on it. Or a Siberian tiger on it?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Those are— those are my sunglasses that the King of Town is wearing.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Those are pretty sweet.

'''MATT:''' They're modelled after these, uh, glasses I have for sunchaps (?!?) ''{unintelligible}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{short pause}'' That I actually just broke when we were doing the, uh, the half-pipe stuff for the karaoke video for "Everybody to the Limit".

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' They're broken now.

'''MIKE:''' You can watch that. If you watch closely, you can see the glasses fall off.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps watching her character enter frame on the e-mail}'' Oh! That is the, um, the umbrella from Mike's cocktail.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I just grabbed that at the last minute; I thought it really added to the scene.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I really like that.

'''MATT:''' It's clearly— yeah, it's clearly just a cocktail umbrella though, made large. ''{short pause}'' Now here's my favorite song. ''{we hear Strong Bad "sing", "do do do"}'' That's a good song.

'''MIKE:''' "Do do do"?

'''MATT:''' Look, he's neopolitan Strong Bad, with no chocolate.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, it was really hot out that day.

'''MATT:''' It looks pretty hot. There's some sweltering orange sky back there...

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, I did that uh...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Fortunately, I never sweat.

'''MIKE:''' ''{amused}'' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, wait, see? Look, Marzipan's eyes '''were''' backwards!

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

'''MATT:''' I, I apologize, Marzipan, on behalf of my brother Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It made working very difficult that day. ''{Mike chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' I bet. ''{pause}'' Did our friend Tobin coin that phrase? Or does he just use it?

'''MIKE:''' "Hundredaire"?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know; it's possible.

'''MATT:''' He uses it extensively, which is good.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who modelled for that, um, box top?

'''MIKE:''' Think it's Strong Bad.

'''MATT:''' Think it's Strong Bad himself.

'''MIKE:''' He's a character from our website. ''{Matt chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' The background is great, Mike; it's very true to the, to the infomercial—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ron— ''{chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' yeah, Ron, Ron Popille.

'''MIKE:''' And here's, uh— Matt really had a, uh, stuffed lobster named Gooblas.

'''MATT:''' It's true. I don't know what Gooblas meant.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' There he is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' The Cloitsterizer is something we actually saw; eh, it's mentioned elsewhere on this DVD, but we saw a kid dragging that around a thrift store one day—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' a piece of wooden cheese on a string.

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suntan

Skippyman2099 — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:39:28 GMT

Skippyman2099: /* DVD Version */ Commentary transcript

[[Image:sbemail77.png|thumb|Strong Bad Tanning?]]

'''Strong Bad Email #77'''

Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach. Who needs pecs when you've got abs?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Announcer]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Homsar]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' June 16, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:16

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{high pitch singing}'' e-mail!

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,

I thought you looked cute as a
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking
you might look even better if you got
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've
heard that a nice tan really
helps your muscles stand out.

Meg,
KS</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "EEEO HE! I think that's how you say that..." for the emoticon "^_~"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's a good point, KS. With the summer months all up on us, I'll probably be going shirtless more often than usual. I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad. ''{clears screen}'' And I guess it'll help to accentuate my abdominal muscles and my abs, and my cloits. They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad lying on a towel, sunbathing in the field. Next to him are buckets labeled 'Animal Phat — "it's lard, yo!"' and 'cocoa butter'}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, c'mon, sun, show me what you got. Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff.

''{enter stage right, The King of Town, wearing round sunglasses}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Sniffs}'' Oh, there it is!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rising from his towel}'' There what is?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, nothing. Hi, Strong Bad. How are you this day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I was certainly better before you showed up. I'm still doing pretty good.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sneakily stealing the cocoa butter while Strong Bad isn't looking}'' Oh, good. Oh, well that's all I wanted to know. I guess I'll be moving to a different smell—place. ''{shoots off stage left taking the cocoa butter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—? Hey! He took my cocoa butter!

''{The King of Town peeks back in and grabs the Animal Phat with his invisible hands}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Aw!

''{The words 6–8 hours later in the Compy 386 font appear on screen. Cut to Strong Bad sunbathing again. His chest is now extremely pink. Marzipan enters with a large, green oriental-style umbrella}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, how long have you been laying here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, six, maybe eight hours.

'''MARZIPAN:''' You know, you're supposed to flip over every 15 minutes or so...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate. Not like up here. ''{stands, admiring his non-existant abs}'' Ooh, check it out, Ab City, USA. ''{Shaking hips. We can see that Strong Bad's back is lily-white.}'' do do do.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, I don't see a single ab.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, it's like a cold one brewery over here, there's so many six-packs. ''{producing a sharpie marker}'' check it out, ''{drawing abs onto his chest}'' one, two, threefourfivesix. Oops, forgot the hatching. ''{adds shading}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you supposed to have pecs?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't need 'em! That's why they call me Double A. All Abs.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's weird.

''{Marzipan exits stage right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I bet I could make some serious dough off this idea. I could be like, a thousandaire, or at least a hundredaire.

''{cut to fake ad, with Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 zooming in slowly}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Introducing the all new Strong Bad Ab-Abber 2000! Get results like the the professionals in ''{words appear on screen}'' Minutes! Nay! Seconds! Just listen to this guy over here!

''{cut to Strong Sad holding the Ab-Abber 2000}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding like he is reading off of a tele-prompter}'' Since using Strong Bad's Ab-Abber Two Thousand ''{pronounces thousand as Thous And}'' the ladies have been all up ons. ''{talking to someone off camera}'' All up ons? I don't even know what that means!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Well, Strong Sad, it means they really like you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But they don't! Especially now with all this Sharpie on my stomach.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just read the lines, man.

''{Strong Bad's hand appears on camera holding what appears to be a plush lobster}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to see Gooblies again or what?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave Gooby out of this!

''{Cut to: Close up of the Ab-Abber 2000 box with words "Act Now!" flashing at the top of the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Act now and recieve the Cloitserizer ''{words appear at bottom of screen}'' Abs-solutely free! ''{words disappear}'' Max out your ''{words appear flashing in center screen}'' Cloits and Dloits!!?! with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. ''{words appear}'' "They'll be all up ons!"

''{[[The Paper]] appears}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the little "G" tag (right side, up near Strong Bad's hand) on Strong Sad's lobster [[Gooblies]] to see a Homsar celebrity testimonial.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{Homsar is shown with a calculator displaying the word "SALAd" drawn on his shirt}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaah!!! I'm just in time for the murder mystery!!!

*Click on the marker at the end of the email to see the instructions for Strong Bad's [[Ab-Abber 2000|Ab-Abber]].
<pre>Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 Instruction Manual
Use fine tip black
marker (not included)
to define the desired
abdominal muscles
(abs). Repeat as
often as necessary.
*Actual drawing.</pre>

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*According to the commentary on the DVD, Matt actually once had a stuffed lobster named Gooblies.
*According to the commentary, the sunglasses the KOT is wearing actually belong to Marzipan.
*According to the commentary, the sunglasses were based on an old pair Matt had, which he broke while shooting the Fhqwgads karaoke video for the DVD.
*The Cloitsterizer was actually an item that Matt and Mike saw a kid dragging in a thrift store.

===Remarks===
*The first bucket says "Animal Phat." Phat is a slang word meaning "cool," although it's intended to mean actual fat in this case. This ties in with the second phrase on the bucket: "It's lard, yo!," both a reference to the bucket's contents and the play on words.
*Essentially abdominal muscles, abs, and cloits are the same thing.

===Inside References===
*The "Phat" in "Animal Phat" is also from the email "[[50 emails]]," when Matt in the second email said for example "fat = phat."

===Real-World References===
*The facial hair on the man in the instructions is very similar to the style usually adopted by Frank Zappa.

===Explanations===
*The use of "^_~" to represent a wink is an example of an [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticon]]. An emoticon, also called a smiley, is a sequence of printable characters such as :) or :-) that is intended to represent a human facial expression and convey an emotion.

===Goofs===

*The abs drawn on Strong Sad's stomach have had the bizarre side effect of making his bellybutton completely disappear.

== DVD Version ==
*The Homsar celebrity testimonial is automatically enabled, so no clicking is required.
*The DVD version features hidden commentary by Mike, Matt, and Marzipan. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], Marzipan)

'''MATT:''' Welcome to "suntan".

'''MIKE:''' We're joined here by Marzipan once again.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' What do you think of that song? That's a little more tender side of Strong, Strong Bad, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' He has this— He, he does have a tender side.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something else.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I'm listening right now.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I, I liked this e-mail...

'''MIKE:''' I like your, um... Well, we'll talk about it when it comes on.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay.

'''MATT:''' I remember we did this, it was kind of— Didn't I just come back from a vacation and actually had a pretty bad, pretty bad sunburn?

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, so, timely.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's true. You know, and after this e-mail for the next few months, uh, Matt and Mike both kept drawing abs on their bodies and going around shirtless in the studio. ''{Matt laughs}'' It was very distracting for most of us ladies.

'''MIKE:''' I wish I could have that towel.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, that— that's a towel that, conceptually I swear I've seen before, but now I've searched ''{Mike chuckles}'' far and wide and can't find one with a bengal tiger on it. Or a Siberian tiger on it?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Those are— those are my sunglasses that the King of Town is wearing.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Those are pretty sweet.

'''MATT:''' They're modelled after these, uh, glasses I have for sunchaps (?!?) ''{unintelligible}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{short pause}'' That I actually just broke when we were doing the, uh, the half-pipe stuff for the karaoke video for "Everybody to the Limit".

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' They're broken now.

'''MIKE:''' You can watch that. If you watch closely, you can see the glasses fall off.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps watching her character enter frame on the e-mail}'' Oh! That is the, um, the umbrella from Mike's cocktail.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I just grabbed that at the last minute; I thought it really added to the scene.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I really like that.

'''MATT:''' It's clearly— yeah, it's clearly just a cocktail umbrella though, made large. ''{short pause}'' Now here's my favorite song. ''{we hear Strong Bad "sing", "do do do"}'' That's a good song.

'''MIKE:''' "Do do do"?

'''MATT:''' Look, he's neopolitan Strong Bad, with no chocolate.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, it was really hot out that day.

'''MATT:''' It looks pretty hot. There's some sweltering orange sky back there...

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, I did that uh...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Fortunately, I never sweat.

'''MIKE:''' ''{amused}'' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, wait, see? Look, Marzipan's eyes '''were''' backwards!

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

'''MATT:''' I, I apologize, Marzipan, on behalf of my brother Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It made working very difficult that day. ''{Mike chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' I bet. ''{pause}'' Did our friend Tobin coin that phrase? Or does he just use it?

'''MIKE:''' "Hundredaire"?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know; it's possible.

'''MATT:''' He uses it extensively, which is good.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who modelled for that, um, box top?

'''MIKE:''' Think it's Strong Bad.

'''MATT:''' Think it's Strong Bad himself.

'''MIKE:''' He's a character from our website. ''{Matt chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' The background is great, Mike; it's very true to the, to the infomercial—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ron— ''{chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' yeah, Ron, Ron Popille.

'''MIKE:''' And here's, uh— Matt really had a, uh, stuffed lobster named Gooblas.

'''MATT:''' It's true. I don't know what Gooblas meant.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' There he is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' The Cloitsterizer is something we actually saw; eh, it's mentioned elsewhere on this DVD, but we saw a kid dragging that around a thrift store one day—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' a piece of wooden cheese on a string.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail77.html|watch "suntan"]]
*[[HR:sbemail77.swf|view the Flash file for "suntan"]]

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