Bubs' Concession Stand

SpazZataKc — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:46:59 GMT

SpazZataKc: is it really neccesary to add in the entire quote?

{{Infobox_Company |
company_name = Bubs' Concession Stand |
image = [[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|230px]] |
type = Retailer |
headquarters = [[Free Country, USA]] |
products = Computers Food Housing Items Movies [[#Known Items Sold|See complete items listing]] |
employees = Bubs |
slogan = We're always awesome! |
mascot = [[Tragic Clown Dog]] |
website = N/A |
}}

'''Bubs' Concession Stand''' is where [[Bubs]] works. A short ways off from Strong Badia, it is ''the'' place in Free Country, USA to get anything and everything, albeit not necessarily legally. According to Bubs's [[Yearbook Character Page]] (and possibly [[different town]]), the stand is located near the [[The Athletic Field|Athletic Field]]. In [[privileges]], Homestar delivers pizza for him. The concession stand may have plumbing fixtures, as evidenced by the roof vent in [[dangeresque 3]] and [[retirement]]. The stand accepts cash, money, cash money, and pencil shavings as currency.

==Notable Events==
*In the email [[origins]], Strong Bad informs the viewers that the concession stand first entered the cartoon by falling from the sky. It landed on [[Señor]] and [[Mr. Bland]], ending their comic careers. [[History according to Strong Bad|This is probably untrue]]; Strong Bad was mocking emailers for always asking him about the origins of things at the time.
*In [[Halloween Fairstival]], Bubs turned the side of the stand into [[Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club|a comedy club]]. The comedy club was then used for a poetry slam in [[rampage]].
**According to [[boring (really)]], this side of the stand has 296 bricks.
*It was flooded by Strong Bad in [[lunch special]].
*It served as a model for [[Mr. Legarm's Stand|Mr. Legarm's Stand]] in the Strong Bad Play "[[Dreamaway Johnny]]".
*In [[personal favorites]], after drinking too much soy sauce, Strong Bad attempts to fly the stand to the moon while The Cheat [[The Cheat Gnawing|tries to eat it]].
*It has been a location for the shooting of the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] films.
*It's one of the hangouts for the [[On Point Kings]].
*In [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], Strong Bad and The Cheat were captured after attempting to blast their way through the back door.
*It apparently has an annual sale on [[Senorial Day]].
*Another worker at the concession stand was [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]], who sold magazine subscriptions and delivered pizzas, as seen in [[privileges]].
*Bubs' Concession Stand was closed for about two minutes in the toon [[Cool Things]].
*Coach Z used the stand as a hideout after he thought he had [[Death#Strong Sad|killed]] [[Strong Sad]] in [[A Folky Tale]].
*The stand appears to have a basement, as shown in the [[Broken Compy Menu]], [[geddup noise]], and [[winter pool]].
*A guy named Stan used to work at the stand until Bubs fired him after the fifth grade, as mentioned in [[Cool Things]].
*The stand was picked up and used as a parade "float" by [[Strong Mad]] in [[Fall Float Parade]].
**In an [[Fall Float Parade#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]], Homestar (who was supposed to be watching the store but fell asleep in a pile of "swee-at-shirts") used a cardboard box with the words "blue face man's store" written on it as a replacement, hoping Bubs wouldn't notice the difference.
*In [[secret identity]], it was turned into a motor lodge.
*In [[retirement]], the Lappy is held hostage on Bubs's roof.
*In [[the chair]], it is revealed that there is a secret door and conveyor belt which blend into the bricks on the side of the concession stand.
*In [[Toikey TV]], Bubs holds an event called "Bubs Friday", which is apparently known for its violent rush to sales.

==Graffiti==
Apparently, the Concession stand has been the target of [[graffiti]] artists. The stand has been tagged in the following cartoons:
*[[lackey]]: SB wa5 HeRe
*[[origins]]: On Point
*[[narrator]]: 4actor Z

==Signs==
*Usually, the main sign reads BUBS' CONCES5ION STAND (with the N in "STAND" tilted to the right slightly). In some toons this differs:
**[[Where My Hat Is At?]]: "CANDY"
**[[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], [[Where's The Cheat?]]: "Concessions by Bubs"
**[[personal favorites]]: "BUBS' CONCES5ION STAN" (after the "D" falls off)
**[[origins]]: "STAND"
**[[geddup noise]]: "BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
**[[secret identity]]: "BUBS' MOTOR LODGE" "FORMERLY BUBSO'S CONCES5ION STAND"
**[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] "Other Holidays" Menu: "OTHER HOLIDAY TOONS"

*In [[lunch special]], a banner covers the sign reading "Super Chinese Fish Buffalo Rice - Smoothies Too!".
*In [[highschool]], a variant of the stand is labeled "BUB5AMECIUM'S PROTOZOA STAND".
*The sign on the back door reads "DOOR", as seen in the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and in the email [[origins]].
*In a [[Fall Float Parade]] Easter egg, Homestar labels the replacement stand "blue face man's store".
*In [[looking old]], the words "[IN LINE]" are added to the second line of the sign, making it read "STAND [IN LINE]". This was while Homestar and [[Homsar]] were standing in line.
*In [[original]], the sign changes to match up with each new Bubs, including "Concessions by [[Original Bubs]]" and "Concessions by [[Crack Stuntman|Crack Stuntbubs]]"

<gallery>
Image:Conces5sion Stand 2.png|CANDY most dandy
Image:Concessions by Bubs.PNG|All types of crazy crap
Image:Homestarmecium.png|All your body part needs!
Image:BML.PNG|Care to take a snooze?
Image:Replacementstand.PNG|Yes, Bubs will know the difference
Image:Top Of Bubs' Concession Stand.png|Stolen on top?
Image:Original.png|100% all original business
</gallery>

==Known Items Sold==
*Hot Dogs, Chili Dogs, Slaw Dogs, Ketchup Dogs, Mustard Dogs, Drinks, Drinks, Drinks, Candy and Sno-Cones (stated by Bubs in his [[Bubs#Charcter Video Transcript|Character Video]])
*Popcorn (Popcorn machine can be seen in the back of the stand in various cartoons, such as [[The Best Decemberween Ever]])
*Chinese Fish, Buffalo Rice, Smoothies, Hot Wings, Egg Rolls, Cod Plank Platter ([[lunch special]])
*Face Mashings, Severe Pummelings (Counter signs in [[pom pom]])
*Candy Bars, Sno-Cones, Hot Dogs, Popcorns, Gum, Nachos, Ketchup, Catsup, cheats (although Bubs was "fresh out"); (inventory list in [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*[[Swiss Cake Rolls]] ([[invisibility]])
*Toilet paper, [[eggs]], corn dogs ([[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*All Types of Crazy Crap: 'Tag Team Wrestling' Nintendo game, golden oven mitts (Embroidered 'SB'), Strong Sad voodoo doll, 'Frampton Comes Alive!' album (autographed), 'Deep Impact' DVD ([[The Best Decemberween Ever]])
*[[Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit]] ([[lackey]])
*Wait in Line (Counter sign in [[local news]])
*Letter 'D' ([[personal favorites]])
*Cups of ice (Regular and Deluxe), pictures with the Tragic Clown Dog for 60 dollars ([[part-time job]])
*30 cent Lunch Special: 2 buffalo wing bones (hot), a cup of ice, and a half eaten candy bar ([[no loafing]])
*Aught Four Crap: electrical tape, rusty steak knife, banana with an arrow through it, wire cutters (assumed) ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Popcorn, Sno-Cones, 'Bershey's' Candy Bar, 'Poo-Bar' Candy Bar, Drinks (Cola?), some other candy ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]])
*Drinks: red, blue, and orange ([[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*"Slighly Shotgunned" [[Compy 386]] computer ([[Broken Compy Menu]], [[virus]])
*Broken [[Tandy 400]] computer ([[King of Town Email]])
*Fundraising candy bars (Strong Bad tries to steal them in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*[[Bubs' Old Pizza]] and [[Fretmagic]] magazine subscriptions ([[privileges]])
*A "little sumthin'-sumthin'" ([[fingers]])
*A fresh pancreas a.k.a. Exhibit B ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*"Thank You's" ([[Store Thank You Messages#Bubs's Thank You|Store Thank You Messages]])
*[[Paint#Yella Paint|Yella Paint]], cool [[Cool Shades|shades]] (sunglasses dipped in paint), bag of four grapes ([[Cool Things]])
*Hotel rooms ([[secret identity]])
*Wireless extension cords ([[technology]])
*Bear holding a Shark t-shirts, shot glasses, popsicles, and bear tooth holding a shark tooth necklaces ([[myths & legends]])
*Internet Connections ([[isp]])
*Spray-on Halloween Night, Halloween Night-vision goggles, do-it-yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit ([[Happy Hallow-day]])
*iTems ([[looking old]])
*Preowned box of [[Ethical Chick'n Beaks|"ethical" chicken beaks]], old Winger albums, [[Red, White, and Banana|red-white-and-blue banana bicycle seats]], talking Homestar Runner chairs, [[Styleron Ecochair|Styleron Ecochairs]], [[Le Restige]] ([[the chair]])
*Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-style chippety-chomps ([[retirement]])
*Red, Purple, Green Apple, and Blue Sno-Cones ([[DNA Evidence]])
*Sausages made from [[steak]], a tennis ball, and a box of [[General Tso's Chicken]] ([[One Two, One Two]])
*Strong Bad's [[New Paper]] (Bubs could be seen installing it in [[the paper]])
*[[Eggs|Organic Batteries]] ([[Quality Time]])
*Free [[pizza]] for bushes ([[bike thief]])
*''Mommy Fights!'' film, kids' toys ([[Toikey TV]])
*Strong Bad/The Cheat unlicensed merchandise: Strong Bad piñatas, Strong Bad brand [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|ferret ointment]], Strong Bad [[Store Accessories#Beanie Caps|beanie caps]], and The Cheat notebooks ([[licensed]])

===Imagined or Unknown Items Sold===
*Flame-throwers that shoot imitation chocolate hundred dollar bills; ([[different town]])
*Six tubes of rear-end cream ([[highschool]])
*Manilla Cheese Coke ([[original]])

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Talk:Lil' Strong Bad

SpazZataKc — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:43:22 GMT

SpazZataKc: question

It says "He wears underwear. . . unlike his grown-up counterpart", so I think the latest edit can sorta be reverted, or at least rephrased.

Sould this be moved to Li'l Strong Bad? that what he is called in the record book '''and''' his birthday sign. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:01, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)

==inverted==
maybe a comment about his eye shine (or whatever its called) is inverted compared to the strongbad of today

==Article name==
There are now at least two references to "Lil'" (as opposed to "Little") Strong Bad on the official site, [[origins]] and [[record book]]. I can find no mention of the other spelling. Should we change the article name here? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:50, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
:In [[stand-up]], Coach Z ''does'' enunciate the word "little", but we could view that simply as an adjective. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]
::Nobody replied to this, but I see that the article has been moved, so ''somebody'' must have agreed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:59, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

==Wrong place, wrong place!!==
Hey, woah, hey, you guys. It's "Li'l", not "Lil'". That's... how "little" gets abbreviated. Oh man. *Woah.* Apostrophe... wrong place... can't happen...
-[[User:Polly|Polly]] 06:01, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:Unfortunately for obsessive-compulsive people like us, ''Lil''' is how it appears in [[record book]]. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 06:03, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::First of all, it's ''whoa'', not ''woah''. Second, it would technically be ''Li'l'<nowiki></nowiki>''. Third, ''Lil'<nowiki></nowiki>'' is a common spelling. Fourth, neither is listed in most dictionaries. Last, like BazookaJoe said, TBC spell it ''Lil'' or ''Lil'''. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 06:09, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:::Yeah... All right, you win. -[[User:Polly|Polly]] 10:21, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::::I should mention that I certainly sympathize with you, Polly. One of my jobs here at the printing company where I work is copyeditor, and I have changed ''Lil'<nowiki></nowiki>'' to ''Li'l<nowiki></nowiki>'' in the past. But ultimately we're transcribing what TBC do, not correcting it. Here's another example that really bugs me: most people think that to form a possessive on a singular word that ends in ''-s'', you just add an apostrophe. Wrong! Good style books say that for ''all'' singular nouns, you add ''<nowiki></nowiki>-'s''. Most newspapers, which try to save space wherever they can, get this wrong. Most magazines, books, and well-written articles get this right. TBC get this wrong in the phrase "Bubs' Concession Stand." They even get it wrong when the second ''-s'' is ''clearly'' pronounced, as in "sell these down at Bubs's," (which they spell "...at Bubs' "). Even then, however, if that's how they spells it, that's how I types it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 14:23, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:::::'''UPDATE:''' On the DVD commentary for [[crying]], Mike admits to spelling the word different ways and not knowing which was best. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:49, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Additional Things? ==

Does anyone else think we should add the part in [[Fan Costumes '06]] where Strong Bad says "Wait a minute. This is just a picture from my actual childhood! That's me with my girlfriend, Pirate Cheerleader, and then there's my best friend The Grim Reaper. Man, we had some good times. Terrorizing the streets of Meadowbrook Chase... two... hills..." He is saying that that's his childhood...
:The first sentence of the article reads "Lil' Strong Bad (also called Little Strong Bad or Lil Strong Bad) is the depiction of Strong Bad as a kid." Notice the word "depiction". This isn't really a history of Strong Bad's younger years, it's more of a description of Strong Bad as he was in his younger years. That's why I think we should only include instances where Lil' Strong Bad is explicity mentioned or seen. (Also, I suspect that Strong Bad might have been [[History according to Strong Bad|making that stuff up]].) {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:24, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

== Baby? ==
Should Baby strong Bad go into this article? If the baby from [[record book]] was recorded in this, so should the baby form of him from [[highschool]]. {{User:SpazZataKc/sig}}

Sickly Sam's Big Outing

SpazZataKc — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:40:51 GMT

SpazZataKc: fixing the link to Lil

{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|bigouting|Sloshybowl|Homestarloween Party}}
[[Image:Sickly Sam's Big Outing.PNG|thumb|Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez]]
The Homestar Runner helps Sickly Sam get ready for a date.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mr. Shmallow]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Marzipan}}, {{film|Sickly Sam}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Man}}, {{film|The Sneak}}, [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]], {{film|Old-Timey Bubs}}, [[Dee]]

'''Places:''' "Skid Row", Someone's House, [[The Football Field]], [[Saw Mill]], The Boardwalk, Inside Sickly Sam, [[Glue Factory|The Glue Factory]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 11, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:47

'''Page Title:''' Listen Up Short Children!!

==Transcript==
''{Open on a shot of an old-timey radio. As the announcer talks, cartoon lightning bolts fly out of the speakers.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Listen up, short children!

''{Cut to a title card for "Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum", with Mr. Shmallow dancing in the middle of the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's the Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights Presents The Homestar Runner Progrum! In ''a'' color!

''{A speech bubble reading "A COLOR!" in pink appears, pointing to Mr. Shmallow. Iris wipe to a title shot of each character as the announcer introduces them.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Featuring The Homestar Runner!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' His best gal, Marzipan!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{cheers}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Diseased orphan, Sickly Sam!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{gasps}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Dapper thousandaire, Strong Bad!

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{stronger boos}''

''{The last title shot features a robot, an alien, and an eel-like creature.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And the rest!

'''AUDIENCE:''' Huh?

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Today's shenanigans: Sickly Sam's Big Outing!

''{Title card for the toon features Sickly Sam chasing three pink-colored hearts, with the text "Sickly Sam's Big Outing" and "Based on the Vaudeville Stylings of Wibe Chimendez". Open on The Homestar Runner and Marzipan walking down an empty street. The windows and doors of the houses they pass are broken and boarded up, and there are many cracks in the walls and the road.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid row.

''{They keep walking, and come upon a large box labelled "SOME HAMS".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This must be skid ro—

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wake up, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day of the day of your big outing.

''{Sickly Sam exits the box.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Up and at 'em.

''{Sickly Sam coughs twice, making dust clouds with the words "AS-" and then "ASBESTOS".}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You need some dentifrice!

''{Behind Homestar and Marzipan is a garbage can with eyeholes. Cartoony eyes stick out of these holes as Homestar says the next line.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If you're s'pose go on a big outing, we need to find you up a hot date.

''{Zoom in on the can with foreboding music, then cut to inside the can, where Strong Bad, Strong Man and The Sneak are present.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, that dead kid needs a hot date, eh? The only date he has is with the glue factory! ''{musical sting}'' Which I will sell him to! ''{musical sting}'' For money! ''{musical sting}''

''{cut to a room with The Homestar Runner and Sickly Sam inside}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First we gotta do something about that old 'tatoe sack.

''{The door is knocked}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, the doorbe—''{the scene quickly cuts to the same spot}'' There's a knock at the door.

''{The Homestar Runner opens the door. The Sneak is on the other side, holding up a telegram.}''

'''THE SNEAK:''' Whaaaaaaaaa telegraaam!

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, The Sneak. Boot!

''{The Homestar Runner boots The Sneak off into the distance}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This Honest Telegram says to meet your hot date down at the Boardwalk.

''{The telegram is displayed in The Homestar Runner's hands.}''

<blockquote>HONEST TELEGRAM
 
Dearest Dead Kid (stop)
Please meet for good times (stop)
at the Boardwalk. (stop)
 
-Hottessa Date
</blockquote>

'''SICKLY SAM:''' Am I gonna make romance?

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{placing a bow tie on Sickly Sam}'' Now let's get you dressed to the five and three-quarterses.

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I do believe you've spicked my span.

''{The bow tie turns into a bat and flies away. Sickly Sam is now in a room with Marzipan, and the "Do a Dance" music is playing.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on, Jackson! Cut yourself a slice of rug! Let's turn those skeleton knees into bees' knees!

''{Sickly Sam starts doing the Charleston. After a short time his legs fall off, but he keeps dancing for a few seconds until his body falls to the ground. Sickly Sam is now on the football field with The Homestar Runner and Fort Wayne Locomotive.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Say there, Fort Wayne Locomotive, how's about a pep talk? Double-S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite... persuasion.

'''FORT WAYNE LOCOMOTIVE:''' Well, I tell ya, Sickle Cell, when it comes to the ladies, you gotta turn and run the other way, like you're facin' the defense of the ''{holding flag}'' Sheboygan Booteaters! Dames is trouble! T-R-U-double-E-Bubble! ''{the camera zooms in as he spells "trouble", and the letters appear at the bottom of the screen as he says them}'' Hut one, hut two, and a hike!

''{Fort Wayne Locomotive hands a football to Sickly Sam and runs away, shouting gibberish. The football deflates in Sickly Sam's hands, and The Homestar Runner begins to walk away. Sickly Sam and The Homestar Runner are now in front of Old-Timey Bubs's cart, labeled "The Depot on Wheels!", with a handwritten sign reading "Fowlers 8bits/doz."}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're almost ready, Sickly Sam. Last thing you need is a reaaaaaaaaaaal... ''{The Homestar Runner's body begin to spin and his legs twist, pushing him upward. The camera zooms out as he keeps going up and off the panel, and he then abruptly snaps back down to the ground.}'' ...bouquet.

'''OLD-TIMEY BUBS:''' Take a whiff.

''{He holds the bouquet in front of Sickly Sam. He takes a whiff, causing the flowers to combust into flames and set the rest of the flowers on fire. The entire film catches fire and burns away from the screen. The soundtrack cuts out abruptly, and after a couple of seconds of white screen, the scene cuts to Strong Bad laughing evilly as The Homestar Runner and Marzipan, tied up, slowly move along a conveyor belt toward a giant spinning sawblade. The scene then disappears and we see Sickly Sam, wearing a little hat with a flower on it, holding a box of 'Chockle,' standing on a wooden boardwalk, with a Coney-Island-style amusement park on a pier in the sunset in the background. Two very fake-looking birds 'fly' by, one from the left and one from the right, hanging from wires.}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I'm havin' a time.

''{Cut to another section of the boardwalk, with Strong Bad, Strong Man, and the Sneak.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, boys! Remember the plan! Step One: give him the business!

''{Strong Man flexes his muscles and the Sneak's nose wiggles sneakily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Step Two: cocktails in the parlor! We shan't get foiled again!

''{Strong Man exits stage left, jumping out of the side of the frame and into the frame with Sickly Sam. He crashes through the wooden boards, leaving a jagged hole, from which three board-mounted 'shark fins' roil and dance greedily, as if invisible wooden sharks were feeding on him.}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' What a pleasant hole.

''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam, who looks into the hole.}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I can't say 'nough good things about this hole.

''{Camera moves to boardwalk railing, along which the Sneak is sneaking, with a Big Knife held in his twirly tail. He poises his tail to strike like a scorpion, but is attacked by four wire-hung seagulls which caw and screech as they 'attack' him. They carry him into the distant background and drop him into the water. Cut to Strong Bad, who jumps into the frame from stage right and threatens Sickly Sam with a revolver as he speaks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Curses, you bone-legged boob! I'll pump you generously full of lead, shot at high velocity out of my pistola! So as to pierce the flesh! Or in your case, the burlap sack!

''{Sickly Sam reaches out an improbably long right arm, opens his mouth, and, seizing Strong Bad by the head, slowly swallows him feet first. Strong Bad flings his pistol into the water in surprise.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Rrrah! I can't believe I'm being eaten! What a tragedy! I was supposed to sell you to the glue factory and whatnot!

''{Strong Bad is mustache-deep in Sickly Sam's mouth by now}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected!

''{Cut to closeup of Sickly Sam}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' ''{gulps}'' This is the finest meal I've ever had in my extremely lo-o-ong life!

''{Circle wipe from black screen to interior of Sickly Sam's torso. More dramatic organ music plays. There is a barrel, a shovel, a jug marked 'XXX,' and a Parcheesi board with a few tokens on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Curses! All they've got in here is Parcheesi! Can't a gentle-man at least get a game of, say, pole-dagger, or Polynesian Roulette? What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this, anyways?

''{Fade out on Strong Bad shaking his fist in frustration. Organ music plays. Fade in on a smiling Sickly Sam standing in front of a glue factory. His left arm hugs a skinny, bony swaybacked horse with two enormous buck teeth, scraggly hair and a few strands of hair where a tail should be, wearing Far-Side-style ladies' glasses and a nametag labeled "Dee".}''

'''SICKLY SAM:''' I've finally found the love of a lifetime.

''{A big, beating pink heart appears over Dee's head. She leans into Sickly Sam's tender embrace as we circle-wipe to black. Only the heart is left above the words 'The End.' The organ music plays a final tune as the heart falls onto the lettering. The controls 'back?' and 'again?' appear.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia: Vaudeville|Vaudeville]] was a type of variety theater popular in the early 20th century, featuring comedians, musicians, and assorted other acts.
*A [[Wikipedia:Skid row|skid row]] is a run-down or dilapidated urban area with a large population of impoverished abusers of alcohol and often other drugs.
*The Fort Wayne Locomotive refers to Sickly Sam as "[[Wikipedia:Sickle-cell disease|Sickle Cell]]", a group of genetic disorders that cause the red blood cells to take on a sickle-shape.
*A [[Wikipedia:Dentifrice|dentifrice]] is a means of maintaining oral hygiene, such as toothpaste or mouthwash.
*[[Wikipedia:Asbestos|Asbestos]] is a mineral compound that was used to make things like roofing, fireproofing and gaskets. After discovering asbestos fibers can cause serious illnesses, they have been banned from many countries since the mid-1980s.
* [[Wikipedia: Sheboygan, Wisconsin|Sheboygan]] is a city in the state of [[Wikipedia:Wisconsin|Wisconsin]].
*[[Wikipedia:Fort Wayne, Indiana|Fort Wayne]] is a city in the state of [[Wikipedia:Indiana|Indiana]].
*Dressed to the five and three-quarters is a toned-down version of [[Wiktionary:dressed to the nines|dressed to the nines]]. The phrase refers to someone who is sharply dressed.
*Selling Sickly Sam to the glue factory refers to the practice of using animal connective tissue and bones to make [[Wikipedia:Animal glue|animal glue]]. The animal in question is usually a horse.
*Early 20th century films would be partially colorized in some parts of certain scenes for emphasis. This colorization would have to be done after the film was already made.
*"[[Wikipedia:Two_bits|8 bits]]" is slang expression for "one dollar".
*To "[http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/cut+a+rug.html cut a rug]" is a slang expression meaning "to dance".
*"[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bee's_knees The bee's knees]" is a is a slang expression used to denote something outstanding or excellent.

===Trivia===
*This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon since 2004's [[That A Ghost]].
*This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to include a color.
*This is the first full Old-Timey cartoon to not include [[Fat Dudley]] in the storyline.
*This is the first cartoon in which [[Fort Wayne Locomotive]] says anything.
**This is the first time the Fort Wayne Locomotive is made an official 1936 character, having previously been a background character. It is also the first time his name is officially used in a cartoon. The only other time he had been referred to by that name was in the commentary for [[Ballad of the Sneak]].
*This cartoon reveals that [[The Sneak]] can indeed talk.

===Remarks===
*In the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s preview of the toon, the bouquets are completely black and white, whilst in the toon, they are partially pink.
*"Based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe Chimendez" sounds similar to "based on the comedic stylings of [[Lil' Strong Bad]]" from [[theme song]].
*As The Homestar Runner gets the telegram it says "SUPER MODERN TELEGRAM," but as he reads it it says "HONEST TELEGRAM."
*The first color films appeared in the late 1920s, but experimental color films (which this resembles) with only part of the scene colorized or tinted, were done as early as the first decade of the 20th century.
*Fort Wayne Locomotive pulls the Sheboygan Booteaters flag out of [[hammerspace]].

===Goofs===
*When Old Timey Strong Bad jumps in on the boardwalk, Sickly Sam's hat and [[chocolate]] disappear.

===Inside References===
* This toon includes an instance of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Sneak]].
* At one point, The Sneak holds a [[Big Knife]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad's pistol, last seen in [[Parsnips A-Plenty]], is another instance of [[guns]].
* "The Homestar Runner Progrum" is another instance of a [[progrum]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad is named at his introduction as a "thousandaire", a reference to [[suntan]].
* The toon is based on the vaudeville stylings of Wibe [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]].
* Sickly Sam does the same dance he did in [[Ballad of the Sneak]], the [[Wikipedia: Charleston (dance)| Charleston]].
* Sickly Sam is seen in a [[cardboard box]].
* Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Sneak and the Strong Man hide in a garbage can with [[bike thief|cartoon eyeholes]]
* Sickly Sam eating Strong Bad is another instance of [[Eating Non-food Items]].
* The flower cart is called a "Depot on Wheels" because Old-Timey Bubs was previously seen staffing the [[Parsnip Depot]] in Parsnips A-Plenty.
* The Fort Wayne Locomotive gives advice about women and relationships, as does his modern counterpart, [[Coach Z]], in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].

===Real-World References===
* "C'mon Jackson, cut yourself a slice of rug!" is a quote from the 1945 Looney Tunes cartoon [[Wikipedia:Hare Tonic|Hare Tonic]] with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd.
*[[wikipedia:Parcheesi|Parcheesi]] is a game played with two dice, and the goal is to move each of the pawns to the center space.
*The note on the side of the Honest Telegram "X-11ish" a reference to [[wikipedia:X_Window_System|X-11 Window System]]. The telegram also contains an ambiguous [[wikipedia:Truth_table|Truth Table]].
*The sound and side-to-side movements of The Fort Wayne Locomotive are identical to those of the player in the handheld game [http://www.handheldmuseum.com/Tiger/ElectronicFootball.htm Tiger Electronic Football]
* "And The Rest" at the end of the introduction of characters is a reference to the theme of the first season of [[wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:bigouting.html|Watch "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]]
*[[HR:bigouting.swf|View the Flash file for "Sickly Sam's Big Outing"]]
*[[Forum:13557|Forum thread re: Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]

{{subtitlesLinks|bigouting}}

[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Old-Timey]]

trevor the vampire

SpazZataKc — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 21:42:05 GMT

SpazZataKc: new thing

{{sbenav|10}}

[[Image:sbemail10.PNG|thumb|"Oh Trevor, I pine for you."]]

Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the [[Wikipedia:Vampire|vampire]]). We see just how truly fragile Strong Bad is.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Monday, January 21, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:06

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.

<blockquote class="short tandy email">Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden 
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach 
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a 
vampire and</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars...or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f ''{stops typing}'' Oh no, I get it. ''{sadly}'' THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.

''{Fade to black. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.

''{He turns around and presses a button on a remote control. Static cut to the Tandy showing Trevor's email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you.

''{Static cut back to Strong Bad in the black scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?

''{He turns around and clicks the remote again. Static cut back to the Tandy, email still on screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' I am a vampire and... ''{typing}'' And what? That's it?

''{Static cut back to Strong Bad in the black scene.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, we sure had some great times Trevor. ''{leaves quickly}''

''{Fade to the Tandy, which displays the following message:}''

<blockquote class="short tandy email" style="background-image:none; text-align:center"> 
In Memoriam 
-Trevor-</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I'm gonna miss you, bro.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first email featuring Strong Bad's [[spaceship]] obsession, continued in [[credit card]], [[CGNU]], [[space program]] and most recently in [[Drive-Thru]].
*This was the oldest email ever to become a [[Podstar Runner]] podcast. The summary read, "Strong Bad gets an email from a vampire and realizes the horrible truth. Short but classic action!"

===Goofs===
*When we cut away from the Tandy, the contrast buttons are still clickable (though not visible), and only in the last cutaway will they affect the Tandy's display when clicked on.
*When Strong Bad shakes his head, his mask extends beyond his head on the left side.

===Inside References===
*The remote control Strong Bad uses is the same remote used with the [[Telebision]].
*Strong Bad almost [[Swears|swears]], but he stops himself.

===Fast Forward===
*The line "I pine for you!" and similar lines that reference [[pining]] later became a recurring running gag.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail10.html|watch "trevor the vampire"]]
*[[HR:sbemail10.swf|view the Flash file for "trevor the vampire"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Talk:licensed

SpazZataKc — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:33:11 GMT

SpazZataKc: commenting?

== What's new link ==
Dunno what i cans do about it, but the link to the sbemail is broked. It links to sbemail.190.html (that is, there's an extra dot). Someone with the privilege needs to fix this right quick. [[User:Telamon|-Telamon]] 06:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:Nvm. Fixed. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 07:02, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Homestar's Song ==

although it's similar, the song homestar's singing isn't the one from [[anything]] and [[the paper]]. that one comes from "never-ending story", but this one is different. i don't know where it's from, but i'm still deleting that inside reference. --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 07:03, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:I'm considering the "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away" part of [[Wikipedia:Orinoco Flow|Orinoco Flow]] by [[Wikipedia:Enya|Enya]]? -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 08:48, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::i can see what you're coming from, but he says the line 4 times instead of three, so i'm guessing it's something else. --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 08:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

=="Human noses?"==

Does Strong Bad imply that he is not human? Has this ever happened before?
:I was wondering about that myself. I know it was in a quick joke, and may not hold a lot of weight, but I think something like whether or not you're human isn't something that you casually contradict in a joke with out paying attention. You wouldn't say "It looks just like me except with a human nose" even as a joke, unless it was already given that you weren't human, or at least weren't considered human.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 08:36, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::well, no matter how you look at it, he ''doesn't'' have a human nose, just like how homestar and the like don't have arms or pants, and those are mentioned all the time, too. i don't think it has much bearing on ''what'' anybody is. --[[User:Neumannz|Zatchman]] 08:54, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Except he said "human nose". It would have been just like Homestar's arms if he just said "nose". The humor in that, just like the humor in [[fingers]] is adding something to him that he should have but obviously doesn't. It's the same way with the word human. The humor in adding a human nose to him is that he has no nose and he's not human.--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 09:00, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::::Naw, i agree with Neumannz, it's not notable beyond his lack of a visible one, whether he said human or not. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 09:02, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::I think that "human" here was intended to mean "realistic". These are not cartoon noses, or animal noses. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 09:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::::::I'm with E.L. Cool on this one. I definitely think he meant shaped noses, with nostrils and a bridge and all that good stuff, as opposed to a simple little ball nose, like the one Stro Bro has on the side of the Puddin' Patch. -- [[User:Onamuji|Onamuji]] 12:57, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== A mousy description? / Coach Z can't talk. ==

First, I'm not sure about that description of the Cheat's mural picture. His pudginess and distinctive, if unlabelled, jar of Hunny seem to suggest Winnie the Pooh to me. (The antennae, obviously, are out of place.)

Second, does Coach Z say "You're toys" or "You're twice"? I definitely heard the latter, which I can imagine him saying because he's weird, but the former makes sense too. Any thoughts? -- [[User:Onamuji|Onamuji]] 12:54, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

== Shut up, lady! ==

Have this voice and Strong Bad's response appeared enough times now for us to consider it a running gag? I know it occurred in [[bottom 10]], and I think one other...though I wouldn't swear to it. -- [[User:Onamuji|Onamuji]] 12:59, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

The "Jungle Animals in Non-Jungle Situations" thing reminds me heavily of the Cartoon Network show "My Gym Partner is a Monkey." Anyone else?

== Bubs' Merchandise ==
<s>Doesn't</s> Isn't Bubs selling a Strong Bad beanie cap? Should that go into teh "fun facts" section? —[[User:SpazZataKc|SpazZataKc]]

User:SpazZataKc

SpazZataKc — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:51:14 GMT

SpazZataKc: I figure it's time for a system, i mean page update

Hey, [[Special:userlist|everyblody]]!. My name is [[User:SpazZataKc|SpazZataKc]]. I've been with Homestar Runner for a couple years now, and i've been with the wiki for about a little under two years. I think that I'm a H*R addict.
== USER INFURMAYSHIN ==
'''Rrl Name:''' Michael ***** ******* 
'''Location on the mudball:''' Marshfield, MA 
'''Age:''' Thirteen Earth Years 
'''Date of Birth:''' June 19, 1994 
'''Favorite TV Show:''' Tie between ''Ed, Edd, n' Eddy'' and ''Pucca''. 
'''Favorite Food:''' Hamburger Helper 
=== Firsts ===
'''First SBEmail:''' [[lady...ing]] 
'''First TGS:''' [[Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_9|Issue 9]] 
'''First big 'Toon:''' [[Cool Things]] 
'''First Short:''' [[Commandos in the Classroom]]

User talk:SpazZataKc

SpazZataKc — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:11:34 GMT

SpazZataKc:

== Welcome! ==
Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki!''' We're glad to have you as a member. If you need any help, feel free to ask anyone on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee#Members|welcoming committee]]. You can also post questions on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips to get you started:
* If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help]] page.
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
* Read up on the rules and guidelines for your [[hRWiki:User space|user space]].
* If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].
* To practice editing, go over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].
* If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum].
* Above all, be sure to '''be bold''' and have fun!

Feel free to delete this message when you're done reading it. After all, your user space belongs to you. I hope this information is helpful, and that you'll have a good experience contributing to our knowledge-base and our community.

Sincerely, 
{{User:Salty/sig}}, and "The Homestar Runner Wiki Welcoming Committee" 16:17, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

== Testing ==

Hello there. I'm glad you got set up with your username. I've been noticing you make some one-word test edits, like [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:FAQ&curid=2614&diff=293875&oldid=293872 this one]. You need to be careful, because tests like these are actually minor vandalism. If you'd like to expreiment with the wiki syntax, please see the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]]. Thanks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:27, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

== Signature ==
So, you want a cool signature, eh? Well, I guess I could make you one or tell you how if you tell me how you want it. {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:49, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:If you mean like the text in my sig that says "Talk!", all you have to do is put your text inside these:
<pre>Text here</pre>
{{User:Salty/sig}} 23:19, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Hi there, SpazZataKc. Just letting you know that I {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:SpazZataKc/sig&diff=494198&oldid=494196 resized the images in your signature}} to make them 20 pixels tall, in compliance with [[HRWiki:Signature]]. Thanks for understanding, and see you around! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:24, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
:Thanks. {{User:SpazZataKc/sig}}
== Welcoming Users ==

Hey there, Stringbodhunier. I noticed that you have welcomed user "!" who does not exist. I went ahead and deleted that page for you ;-) More importantly, I believe that your welcoming note would not have been that helpful. See [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee]] for an example of a welcoming message that explains a bit more how the wiki works and that includes links to help pages. Also, sysops aren't bosses. See [[HRWiki:Sysops]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:17, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

User:SpazZataKc/sig

SpazZataKc — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:56:39 GMT

SpazZataKc:

SpazZataKc — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:29:20 GMT

SpazZataKc:

hello
[[Image:Valensigpic1.jpg]]<pink>[[User:Stringbodhunier|Strin]]</pink><red>gbodh</red><purple>[[User_talk:Stringbodhunier]]</purple>[[Image:Valensigpic1.jpg]]

SpazZataKc — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:14:57 GMT

SpazZataKc:

SpazZataKc — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:38:19 GMT

SpazZataKc:

== Old Talk ==
tis me, i cant get on the forums!! it wont let me post, or log in there!

:Have you registered at the ''forum''? You'll need to register seperately on the forum as well as on the wiki, and then you can start posting. [[User:Rainer|RAINER]][[User talk:Rainer|talk]] 03:19, 7 May 2005 (UTC)

Yes, I tries to log in as Lappy 486 and my password, but it said it was invalid.

:I'm no good with the forum, but I know that you do need to register. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:25, 9 November 2005 (UTC)
== Welcome to The Homestar Runner Wiki! ==

Welcome to [[HRWiki:About|The Homestar Runner Wiki]]! The H*R Wiki is the best place to learn everything about [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]]! There are a few things you should have a look at:

*If you haven't already, you should take a visit to the '''[[HRWiki:Introduction|Introduction to the H*R Wiki]]''', which will help you get started, and also contains some good links.
*If you need any help, go to the '''[[Help:Contents|help page]]''', or if you have any questions, have a look at the '''[[HRWiki:FAQ|FAQ]]'''.
*If you're having trouble editing or if you want to know how to edit pages, take a look at the '''[[Help:Editing|Editing Help Page]]'''.
*The [[HRWiki:Standards|H*R Wiki Standards]] is an important page to read.
*You can also register at the '''[http://forum.hrwiki.org/ Wiki Forum]''', a very popular place to talk about wiki issues, [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]], or just everything else.
*Are you into H*R Fanfiction? Then you can also visit the '''[http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org H*R Fanstuff Wiki]''', which is similar to the Knowledge-Base (which is this wiki), only you can add fictional stories and other fanstuff!

Have fun at the Homestar Runner Wiki! If you have any questions, don't forget there is a [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ page]], or you can just ask me a question on my own personal [[User talk:Rainer|talk page]]. Feel free to delete this message, after all, it is your talk page. Don't be afraid of editing, get involved, and have fun!

Happy Editing! 
'''[[User:Rainer|RAINER]]''', of the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|H*R Wiki Welcoming Committee]]

I wonder if it's possible to change your username. Anyone know? {{unsigned|Salty|23:19, 25 November 2005 (UTC)}}

:In fact, it is. You might want to look [[HRWiki:Changing username|here]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:Thanx. -- The Lappy
i dont have to link ^that because i'm already here, right? {{unsigned|Salty|00:58, 26 November 2005 (UTC)}}

:Not if you don't want to. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:43, 26 November 2005 (UTC)

==Help==

For some reason, the text on my talk page appears in weird boxes. Can anybody help? {{unsigned|Salty|01:18, 27 November 2005 (UTC)}}

If you take out the two spaces before each line, the boxes should go away. [[User:Heimstern Läufer|Heimstern Läufer]] 06:22, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

== Text ==

The reason why the text on your user page was showing up like

This,

is because you put a indent before typing. In order to have your text appear normal, but ''with'' an indent, then you must type ''':''' (the more you type, the more indented the text appears). I fixed up your page for you, by the way. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 06:32, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

:Ohhhhhh, I get it now. I should've known that.
thanx -Salty

Here's another tip-In case you didn't already know, you can easily type four tildes like so:<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. Guess what this will do? Well, this handy code will add a link to your user page, and a time stamp. It's usually preferred after every comment of yours. If you have any further questions, don't hesitate to ask. :) {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 06:46, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

:I know that. How do you get it to be colored and stuff though? And how do you make a sig? -Salty

Ahh, yes. Creating a signiture. Well, first off, you can just take a quick look at [[User:Homestramy20/sig|my signiture]]. Press edit, and look at the codes for HTML. You can use these codes to create colors and links to your user page, talk page, and, well, any link that will automatically be visable in your signiture. And when you're done, just copy (Of course, use your ''own'' user links) and add it to this page:{{User:Salty/sig}}. Then, once you're done there, go to '''preferences''', and add in '''<nowiki>{{User:Salty/sig}}</nowiki>''' under Nickname. Save it, and you're done! And it would be the same to sign-just 4 tiles (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>). Hope this helps, and just come to me if you have any further questions. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 08:31, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

:Btw, Four <nowiki>~~~~'s</nowiki> leaves sig and datestamp, but three just leaves your signature. And five leaves just the datestamp. Feel free to check out [[User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie|other user's]] sigs as well, for more tricks to the format. Often users like to leave links somewhere within their sig to their [[User:Salty|user page]], '''talk page''' (the place we are now, obviously), and [[Special:Contributions/Salty|your contributions page]] so they can see all the stuff you've done. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 09:24, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

I realy suggest using the [[Help:Signature|sig]] [[Help:Contents|help page]]. They are very useful and very easy to follow. Have fun creating your sig! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:14, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

Thanks a lot guys. I'll get to work on that! -Salty

== Hola ==

I just popped in and felt like saying hi.--[[Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif]]Homsarroks[[Image:kookysig.gif]] 19:09, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

You do that a lot. :) -Salty

BTW, here's a hint. If you want to have your name be in a special color, follow these instructions: Go up to the top-right of the page and click on preferences. Once there, you will see a a box with nickname next to it. Go in it and put Salty. After that, put in . IN place of the x's, enter a [[Wikipedia:Web colors|hexidecimal color code]]. A number of these codes can be found on the page attatched. If you want to attatch an image, here's what to do: the standard image file's script looks like this: [[Image:xxxx.PNG]]. In order to replace the x's with an image name, you have to click on your selected image. THis will take you to the image page. Directly below the image there will be a label bearing the image's name. Copy the name and paste it in front of your sig. Make sure that it's a small image, though, otherwise your sig will look really weird. Take the little homsar in front of my sig. If you want that, just type in Image:homsar_small.PNG in between brackets in front of or behind your name in the nickname box. After you are done, the text in the nickname box will become your sig. Also, if you want to italicize or embolden text, just put double ' marks or triple ' marks, respectively, on both sides of the text. If you have any more questions, contact me on my userpage [[User:Homsarroks|here]]. Good luck!--[[Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif]]Homsarroks[[Image:kookysig.gif]] 19:29, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:So... in order to understand what that guy just said, look at the sig help page. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 19:32, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

Yeah, pretty much.--[[Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif]]Homsarroks[[Image:kookysig.gif]] 19:49, 27 November 2005 (UTC)

I'm sorta halfway there now. I've got my name colored, but I need a font. Problem is, I don't know any of the fonts I can chose. Also, I need to get the link to my talkpage colored. I've got this: {{User:Salty/sig}} 20:48, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
:To color a link, put <nowiki>TEXT</nowiki>. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:06, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
::Ah, I see you found it. Nice new sig! (Like my x-mas themed style?) {{User:Bubsty/xmasig}} 01:16, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
Thanx. Yes, yours is cool; I'll make mine red and green too. Maybe. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:58, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

==The Ancient Summaryans==
Please remember to use the edit summary! For a revert like the one you just [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=property_of_ones&diff=206732&oldid=206730 did], you can just put "rv" (or "rvv" for "revert vandalism" if applicable). —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:11, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

Sorry. Sometimes I forget. -- {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:12, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:[[Wikipedia:Se%C3%B1or Wences|S'allright]]. It's hardly the ''most'' important thing to remember. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:53, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

== Namechange ==

Woa! I didn't know you had changed your name. I saw your changes and thought you were a noob of sorts with good edits, then I read [[User_talk:ISlayedTheKerrek#The_answer.2C_my_friend.2C_is_blowin.27_in_the_Winds|this]] discussion and found that out. So... :'( bye bye old name... Hi Salty! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 01:33, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:So, the obvious question: why "Salty"? Yeah, I know it's what you have everywhere else; how'd that come about? —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:38, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

Heh heh, well, about two years ago my mom made me get this this I didn't want because It was on sale, and in big letters it said "SALTY". So kids at school started calling me Salty, and once I wore it to my cousin's house and his friends started calling me Salty.... eventually, some of his friends came over and asked me what my name was, and I just said Salty. They never found out my real name. Also, I think Salty is a pretty cool name. Ionly chose Lappy 486 in the beginning because everyone else had names from H*R and I couldn't think of anything :) {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:33, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:Cool! Neat story. So that thing you wore... was it a shirt, a cap or what exactly? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:23, 28 November 2005 (UTC)
:Oops, I called it a "this." It was a shirt. {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:18, 28 November 2005 (UTC)

== Fixing the link ==

Hi Salty! I hope you didn't mind but I fixed your link that you were having trouble with. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 03:58, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

Thanx, but I'm not sure which link you are talking about. {{User:Salty/sig}} 04:01, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

:NP. It was [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Salty&diff=209413&oldid=209312 this] link right here. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:14, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ooooh, I thought I had fixed that. Thanks! {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:19, 2 December 2005 (UTC)

== Speling porblems ==

They're my favorite we'''b'''sites too.
[[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 19:18, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
:Sorry to dissapoint, but I spelled it like that on purpose. :)
helscome my wedsite.
-homestar {{User:Salty/sig}} 04:15, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

== signature wouldn't show! ==

My sig wouldn't show up in the welcome template. It was just when ''I'' was about to welcome that user. Can I have help here? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 16:35, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:Hmm... I checked, and I see it there. {{User:Salty/sig}} 16:36, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
Why did you welcome him? I was about to do it, man! --{{User:The 386/sig}} 16:41, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:The sig didn't show up? Thats odd. I wonder what happened... which guy were you trying to welcome? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:42, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
Look on the recent changes page. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 16:43, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:Ah. Thats pretty weird. I have no clue why it happened. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:47, 10 December 2005 (UTC)

==Random Message==

I just wanted to say that you're cool.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 19:20, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:Who, me? Ok, thanks. So are you. So is Homsar. {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:34, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
::Yay! Lemons...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:19, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== BGG D'ween ==

I wanted to ask you a question about [[:Image:DweenGhost.PNG|this image]]. You uploaded it, but a similar image exists [[:Image:santa bad graphics ghost.png|here]]. You put your image on your userpage, but [[User:Bkmlb|Bkmlb]] noticed the similar image and changed the one on your userpage to the preexisting one and marked your image for deletion. I wanted to know if you are ok with this, or if you want the clean image you uploaded to stay. You can keep it as a personal image, if you don't already have one. Just wanted to make sure you were aware of the situation. Thanks. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 22:10, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:Umm, I'd prefer the the one I made especially for me... {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:25, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::All taken care of. {{User:Some HSR themed username/sig}} 22:27, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I changed it back, and saw that the image wasn't marked. Thanx. {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:28, 11 December 2005 (UTC)

== Cool!==

I saw that I made your "Persons I Like" list. Cool. Thanks. Um...I'ma...go place. Yeah. Shutting up.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 22:49, 15 December 2005 (UTC)
:Yeah, you're like, my favorite person here, kinda. I don't know who else to put though. {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:40, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
::Awesome!!!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 00:53, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Aw... thanks for putting me on there too. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:32, 20 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Be good children, or I'll take it off. {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:44, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::I will. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:47, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Takes all the fun out of it...--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 12:11, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

== Deutschman ==

Hey there! Glad to see that I'm on your cool list! I just wanted to clarify something, though: I'm not actually German. I just speak German. I'm actually an American and live in California. Of course, if, when you said I was German, you just meant that I speak and like German (or for that matter that I have German ancestry), then you'd be correct. But I didn't want you to be misled about me. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:27, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
:I editted it. I'm part-part-part-part German as well. And Irish, and Hispanic.... {{User:Salty/sig}} 13:20, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
::I'm related to a small, venemous frog in southwestern Asia.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 16:15, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
:::OMG you're Asian? :) {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:37, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
::::No. I'm a frog. Or a "forg", as Coach Z would probably say it. But seriously, I'm not Asian. I'm like, part Swedish, part English, part French, part French ''Canadian'', part Portugese, part Irish, vaguely Spanish, and many other things. I don't even know for sure what my ethnic background is. All I know is that I'm not from Asia, Africa, South America, Australia, or Antarctica.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 21:15, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
::::I'm 999999999/1000000000 Swedish, and 1/1000000000 Danish. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:51, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::I'm 12/[[G]] swedish, 9999999/pi french, and 678.2% from neuconsin. I'm also part Dortugese and Prench. Oh, yeah, and a little bit Peasantrian.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 21:54, 17 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::I'm 4Tst Percent Strongbadian. {{User:Salty/sig}} 05:44, 18 December 2005 (UTC)

==Wings of stone==
Thanx for the Homsar description.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 12:10, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
:No probalo! {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:44, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

== Clavicle ==

[[User:Pieinbubsface|Happy Decemberween!]]--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 18:43, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
:Well he said "Why do people like NOT billy bob bob only put a link on these pages and not there totaly awsome sig?" then put NOT billy bob's sig there, and Nbb had some extra line in his sig that made counters restart, so your guestbook was scrambled and the counter was at one. But Nbb has since fixed his sig and Pieinbubsface has since removed the end of his line, and now all Decemberween is saved. (btw, what's with the weird titles? Does "clavicle" have some hidden meeting?) {{User:Salty/sig}} 21:32, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
::Oh... I think I broke my... clavicle.. majorus... (A little [[unused emails]] humor). {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:49, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Actually, it's not from unused emails. It was just a random thought. Good work anyway, though. Umm...ya!!!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 23:07, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

==trolling==
:Heads up; Ciberdude444 was trolling your userpage. Thought you ought to know. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:54, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::Yeah, kind of a weird way to end up commemorating your first Homestarniversary, getting your user page vandalized. But I guess trolls don't take Decemberween Eve off. Anyway, keep on tranglin'. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:33, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Somebody else calls them Homestarniversaries? And spells it exactly like that? That's a really strange coincidence. Well, great minds think alike. —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 15:48, 7 January 2006 (UTC)
::::You spelled it that way on your blog, right? I guess it's just a common way of saying it.

==[[Experimental Film|Wasabi]]==

I felt like dropping by and saying hi again. Oh, and telling you that you ''have'' to get an account on runescape.com so I can play with you sometime. Bye!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 15:02, 30 December 2005 (UTC)

:Yeah. Yo have to get one. I never play, though. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 14:03, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Hey Salty ==

We really got a lot of stuff in common. I'm about the same age, live in Texas, and discovered Homestar about the same time. Creepy. By the way, thanks for signing my guest book. [[User:Bluebry muffin]]
:No problem. Guestbooks are my thing. {{User:Salty/sig}} 14:57, 14 January 2006 (UTC)

== Poll ==

Thanks for participatin in my poll! I will tally the votes at Feb. 1. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 14:00, 15 January 2006 (UTC)

== Just some STUFF ==

Hey, Salty. Sorry to bother you, but on the recent STUFF about Taranchula you voted twice. You can only accept one version of any given fact (but can decline as many as you like). You'll have to remove one of your votes. Thanks for understanding. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

'''EDIT:''' [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] removed all but your bottommost vote, as per the instructions. Check if that's the one you wanna keep, will ya? Thanks. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:OK, I wasn't familiar with that. That's the one I want to keep. Thanks. {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:23, 18 January 2006 (UTC)

== Censorware ==

Hey Salty. You probably have some [[Wikipedia:censorware|censorware]] on your computer. It removed the word "lotto" (as in the lottery) with [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Guestbooks&curid=17888&diff=245043&oldid=245037 this edit] (it was separated with a space in the original). It may have been installed without your knowledge, for example as [[Wikipedia:spyware|spyware]]. You should check that out. It would probably explain the problems you were having on the sandbox the other day, too. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:04, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
: It also removed the obvious part of "Josie and the Pussycats" on [[highschool]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:06, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

== Quotes ==

Yea but you have to sign your name. Have a muffin.

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{{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:09, 30 January 2006 (UTC)

== Dude ==

I gotta go keep reverting. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 16:44, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

:Whoa he's STILL here! --{{User:The thing/sig}} 17:19, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
What do you mean? The edits stopped. We just need Kilroy to block him, now. {{User:Salty/sig}} 17:21, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

:There he's blocked! --{{User:The thing/sig}} 17:22, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== Defender ==

The other helpers were [[User:The thing]] and [[User:Some HSR Themed Username]]. Did you get them? (Oh, have you gotten it yet? You deserve it also.) {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 20:53, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

:I don't think you have, so, here ya go! [[Image:defender_of_the_wiki.jpg|thumb|I saw you reverting...]]
:{{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 20:55, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
I got them. And thank you. {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:55, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

== Welcome to you too, pal! ==

Hey Salty, thanks for the warm welcome. I just did my user space today and saw it. [[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]] 02:47, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:You're welcome. Wait, I already welcomed you! (haha, ha... heh) Well, I've been seeing you around lately and you seem like a pretty cool guy. I read your page and it made me laugh. If I had a cookie, I'd eat it. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:08, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Uploading is Asploding (for me) ==
For some reason, I can't upload files. Can you help me (as you told me how)? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:22, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:I followed your instructions on my talk page, but when I click "Upload file", it says: 
The file you are trying to upload has an incorrect extension. Please try again. 
:Or something like that. See you (er, sort of) on Monday! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:37, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
::Are you uploading PNG's? {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:42, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:::Yes. BTW, is there a difference between "png" and "PNG"? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
::::I'm pretty sure it's just the capitalization that's different. They're one in the same. {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:48, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:::::Welllllllll, in that case, yes. I am '''''attempting''''' to upload PNG's. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 21:50, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
I always check before I try. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:32, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
:Ok, I read through my instructions. Don't type anything under "destination filename"; that will automatically fill itself in after you hit browse and click your picture. It will already be whatever you saved it as. Just make sure when you ''save'' it, it's not the name of an existing image. That might work. Also, remember to save it as .png. {{User:Salty/sig}} 23:17, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
::One more Q. When you save it, how do you avoid all the white space around the actual image? Do you just save it upper left of the page? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 16:58, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
I'll use an image, and assume you are using MS Paint. Say I want to upload that blue biohazard image, but not the white space. Move your image to the top left, and on the lower righthand side should be a tiny gray square-
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/Typhlode/biobluetest.jpg
Click and hold that square and move it up-left and it moves the border. Move it to the sides of your image until the white space is gone, and save. {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:02, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
:Now that I've uploaded two successfully, I can live in peace. Thanks! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 00:10, 28 March 2006 (UTC)

== Sandbox ==

Poot Daggay

That what you were after? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:40, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, thanks. {{User:Salty/sig}} 16:27, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

== Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Foolster41&oldid=287214 Edit summary on Foolster41's talk page] ==

Probably joined a while back. The user creation log wasn't installed all that long ago (just a few months). He shows up in the all users list, so he is registered. Hope that helps. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 08:51, 16 March 2006 (UTC) '''EDIT:''' Appears he ''has'' been editing for a while, ubt not while logged in. Checked the edits made by the IP right before him. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 09:01, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
:The only possibility is that he joined sometime before December 30 and somehow never got a welcome, then editted annonymously until last night. His talk page had no history. {{User:Salty/sig}} 18:38, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

Um, Hi. Someone mentioned my name? (Wow, it took me 2 months to notice even!) I've been here a while before I got a username, and I may have been contributing before then, but I don't think so. I actually don't even remember anymore when I arived or got a user name. Might be recorded around here somewhere. I may also sometimes *Ahem* have been too lazy to log in. I share a computer with another HRwiki user, so that may cause some IP confusion. Anyways, thanks for the welcome Salty. :) [[User:Foolster41|Foolster41]] 07:21, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

==Uncyclopedia==

Thanks for signing my guestbook over there...I guess you don't have one for me to sign, since that area at the bottom of the page isn't a guestbook... {{User:Granola/sig}} 06:27, 21 March 2006 (UTC)
:I'll make one then. {{User:Salty/sig}} 13:42, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

== Welcoming ==

May I just ask why when you welcome a user, you sign the post twice? {{User:DBK/sig}} 04:53, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

:And may I just congratulate you on 50 welcomes? Congratulation! {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 04:54, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
Thank you for pointing that out. I guess I've been welcoming wrong. I usually type "<nowiki>{{subst:welcome|~~~|~~~~}}</nowiki>", with the second set of tildes having four, but I just realized it should have five, leaving just the time stamp there. And thank you. {{User:Salty/sig}} 05:14, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

== R U ==

Are you back? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 20:31, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
:Uh, I never left. But I saw that I waa on your "users that will leave" list. I wonder what it would be like if I left... {{User:Salty/sig}} 20:41, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
::You'd never know. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:45, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Who put you on there anyway? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 15:23, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
::::You mean it wasn't you? {{User:Salty/sig}} 15:44, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
:::::No. --{{User:The thing/sig}} 15:46, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

== test1 and test2 ==

Salty, do you need your [[User:Salty/test1|test1]] and [[User:Salty/test2|test2]] pages for any reason? The only reason I ask is because they're kinda cluttering the [[Special:DoubleRedirects]] page. It's not a big deal by any means, but if you could blank them or mark them for deletion that would be great. Thanks. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 00:48, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, I was gonna mark those, but I forgot. You can delete em. {{User:Salty/sig}} 01:12, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
::I've deleted your test pages for you, Salty. I assume you know how looped redirects work now? — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 01:14, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
:::Uh.. yeah. But I was expecting some kind of infinite time loop that would 'splode the internet and rip a hole in the universe. {{User:Salty/sig}} 02:50, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

== Nice ==

I've been noticing your sig's changes over the past whatever period of time. Pretty cool, man! I like it.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 18:14, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

== Reverting ==

Hi there, Salty. Great work reverting bad edits and fun facts. Just a small tip: When a user or an IP puts a fact and it gets reverted, he or she would like to know why. Sometimes putting "rv" in the summary isn't enough. If you delete a bad fact you can put in there if the fact was speculative, info if that fact was STUFF'd before, a link to the talk page where it was discussed, etc. The only time where a simple "rv" is enough is when dealing with vandals and trolls, as we don't want to feed them. Keep on the good work, {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:25, 27 June 2006 (UTC) :)

== "Oh, Hey there Marziperson!" ==

Hey, You talked to me like a while ago and when I saw it I guess I was a little late, so I guess it's my turn to say "hey", I'm 14 also, or are you lying? So I'll just leave you with this:

<blockquote class="compy email">

Dear Stong ba, 
 
I'm here to ask you another question, so here it goes: How do you type with boxing gloves on? 
 
Once Again, 
-Steve Buttz 
 
 
Steve, I first have to say your spelling is ''amazing.'' Second, I think everyone knows 
how this e-mail will end, so I won't say it.
</blockquote>

DELETED!!!

{{User:Grit7/sig}} 22:33, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
:Uh, hey Grit7. I just noticed you never got an official welcome. You know, the one that shows up when you type
<pre>{{subst:welcome|~~~|~~~~~}}</pre>
Well, see you around.
{{User:Salty/sig}} 23:17, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

== Halopedia ==

Hey I saw you had an account at Halopedia, and I've wanting to know if it's down for you too. Whenever I go to www.halopedia.org it just comes up with three words: "Welcome to Halopedia." with no links at all. Whats it like when you go there? [[User:TheGreatLogini|TheGreatLogini]] 18:31, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm, it looks like the server is down temporarily. It should be up sometime soon. What is your name there? {{User:Salty/sig}} 22:25, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
:: I don't have one yet, I am planning on making an account when it comes back up. [[User:TheGreatLogini|TheGreatLogini]] 02:06, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

== Signature ==

I needs help. I can'tmake a good signature. Please help. I need to know how to do that small text. [[User:Stringbodhunier|Stringbodhunier]]

thanks salty, all i need to know is how to get that small text. [[User:Stringbodhunier|Stringbodhunier]]

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