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Sketchbook 2007

Spellstar — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:57:59 GMT

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{{Sketchbook}}

This is a list of all the [[Sketchbook|sketches]] from 2007.
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! width="200px"| Image !! width="15%" | Date !! Caption !! Description

|-id="SK-2007-12-13"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 12-13-07.png|200px|schoolyard chums]] || 13 Dec 2007 || schoolyard chums || School-age versions of [[Stinkoman]] and [[1-Up]] (who has [[lack of visible arms|arms]]).
|-id="SK-2007-12-06"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-12-06-07.png|200px|take it in stride]] || 06 Dec 2007 || take it in stride || A sketch of [[Strong Bad]] running away from being stepped on by a long-legged [[Homestar Runner]].
|-id="SK-2007-11-29"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-11-29-07.png|200px|what you gone did?]] || 29 Nov 2007 || what you gone did? || A sketch of The Jack 'Em Up Kid from the email [[yes, wrestling]].
|-id="SK-2007-11-15"
|[[Image:Sketchbook_11-15-2007.png|200px|pom pom's house & car?]] || 15 Nov 2007 || pom pom's house & car? || Sketches for possible designs of Pom Pom's house and car, which have a round shape and futuristic design to them. The house is on a [[cliff]], while the car is open-topped and bubbles emerge from the tailpipe.
|-id="SK-2007-11-01"
|[[Image:Sketchbook_11-01-2007.png|200px|biz trip homestar]] || 01 Nov 2007 || biz trip homestar || A balding, bespectacled [[Homestar Runner]] wearing a necktie and standing next to the text "how to earn big at <s>winning</s> living lawge." Sketched for [[business trip]].
|-id="SK-2007-10-25"
|[[Image:Sketchbook_10-25-2007.png|200px|nebulon's dad?]] || 25 Oct 2007 || nebulon's dad? || A sketched idea of what [[Nebulon]]'s [[Parents|dad]] might look like.
|-id="SK-2007-10-18"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 10-18-07.PNG|200px|worthwhile storyboard]] || 18 Oct 2007 || worthwhile storyboard || Two panels of [[Homestar Runner]] ordering [[cool shades]] from [[Bubs]]. Possibly done for [[Cool Things]]. Text reads: "I look pretty good" and "i need some cool shades, bubs.--bubs?".
|-id="SK-2007-10-12"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 10-11-07.PNG|200px|free country usa ]] || 12 Oct 2007 || free country usa || A sketch of [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] running in [[The Field]] with a giant [[Strong Bad]] looking down, [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] playing some kind of game, and [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]] talking at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
|-id="SK-2007-10-04"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-10-4-07.png|200px|pipestache and strongbones ]] || 04 Oct 2007 || pipestache and strongbones || A sketch of [[Strong Bad]] with a large [[mustache]] and [[bowler hat]], [[smoking]] a pipe, and a sketch of Strong Bad's head above [[Wikipedia:Skull and crossbones|crossbones]]. The second sketch was eventually made into a [[HRStore:stbadzipupho.html|sweatshirt]].
|-id="SK-2007-09-27"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 092707.PNG|200px|smilin' homestars]] || 27 Sept 2007 || smilin' homestars || Three sketches of [[Homestar Runner]] smiling, possibly made for the puppet toon in [[lackey]].
|-id="SK-2007-09-20"
|[[Image:biscuitheads.png|200px|ya'll biscuitheads]] || 20 Sept 2007 || ya'll biscuitheads || Sketches of [[Peacey P]]. The caption refers to a quote of his from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
|-id="SK-2007-09-13"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-2007-09-13.PNG|200px|he got craiged.]] || 13 Sept 2007 || he got craiged. || A bird's-eye view of [[Strong Bad]] exclaiming "I got [[Craig Zobel|craiged]]!"
|-id="SK-2007-09-06"
|[[Image:Oboriginalbubs.png|200px|ob- original bubs]] || 06 Sept 2007 || ob - original bubs || Sketches of [[Original Bubs]] for [[original]]. The caption is a play on Ice-T's 1991 album ''[[Wikipedia: OG: Original Gangster| OG: Original Gangster]]''.
|-id="SK-2007-08-30"
| [[Image:Sketchbook-2007-08-30.PNG|200px|shoving right orf]] || 30 Aug 2007 || shoving right orf || [[Coach Z]] sketched in the style of [[Wikipedia:Popeye|Popeye]]. "Coach Z's navy years" is written next to him.
|-id="SK-2007-08-23"
| [[Image:Sketchbook-08-23-07.PNG|200px|ooh. AH!]] || 23 Aug 2007 || ooh. AH! || [[Bubs]] working a meat grinder. Sketched for [[One Two, One Two]].
|-id="SK-2007-08-16"
| [[Image:Sketchbook-08-16-07.PNG|200px|eh! steve! for birdie]] || 16 Aug 2007 || eh! steve! for birdie || Sketch of [[Eh! Steve!]] wearing a golf hat and taking a putt. Sketched for [[mini-golf]].
|-id="SK-2007-08-09"
| [[Image:Sketchbook_08-09-2007.png|200px|sooo trogmopolitan]] || 09 Aug 2007 || sooo trogmopolitan || A drawing of [[Trogdor]] in a bow tie holding a [[wikipedia:Cosmopolitan (cocktail)|martini]], saying "i say".
|-id="SK-2007-06-21"
|[[Image:Sketchbook_06-21-2007.png|200px|please stop feeding us]] || 21 Jun 2007 || please stop feeding us || Sketched ideas for [[Tompkins]]'s overfed [[Nintendo#Game Boy|Game Boy]] virtual pet from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]
|-id="SK-2007-06-14"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-6-14-07.PNG|200px|tgs 11 outtake]] || 14 Jun 2007 || tgs 11 outtake || A sketch of an outtake from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]. Two of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] are on a boat in the [[Wikipedia:Bering Sea|Bering Sea]], which is surrounded by the countries "Cold" and "Cold". One of the girls is saying "I'm a latitude snob." See also the week's [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-06-14|Quote of the Week]].
|-id="SK-2007-06-07"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 06-07-2007.png|200px|gutslap practice]] || 07 Jun 2007 || gutslap practice || A sketch of [[Strong Sad]] slapping his belly and [[Coach Z]] listening in approval in the [[gymnasium]], from [[One Two, One Two]].
|-id="SK-2007-05-24"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 5-24-2007.PNG|200px|fightin' coach z's]] || 24 May 2007 || fightin' coach z's || Sketches of an angry [[Coach Z]] in fighting stances. Sketched for [[One Two, One Two]] used in [[hremail3184]]
|-id="SK-2007-05-17"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 5-17-2007.PNG|200px|no sign of dan towelman]] || 17 May 2007 || no sign of [[dan]] towelman || Sketch of [[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]] from [[DNA Evidence]].
|-id="SK-2007-05-11"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 5-11-2007.png|200px|connect the dots]] || 11 May 2007 || connect the dots || Sketch of an alligator in a [[toilet]], holding a piece of paper. Rejected idea for [[underlings]].
|-id="SK-2007-05-03"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 5-3-07.PNG|200px|sbemail 169 storyboard]] || 03 May 2007 || sbemail 169 storyboard || A rough draft of the storyboard for [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]].
|-id="SK-2007-04-26"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-04-26-2007.png|200px|date nite the cheats]] || 26 Apr 2007 || date nite the cheats || Ideas for [[The Cheat]]'s costume for [[Date Nite]], including a scarf and a beret in addition to his [[mustache]].
|-id="SK-2007-04-19"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-4-19-07.png|200px|rough copy rough drafts]] || 19 Apr 2007 || rough copy rough drafts || A rough draft of Malinko's sketches from [[rough copy]].
|-id="SK-2007-04-12"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-4-12-07.PNG|200px|the schwasmith]] || 12 Apr 2007 || the schwasmith || [[The Poopsmith]] wearing the [[Wikipedia:Schwa|schwa]] symbol. The schwa was referred to in the [[Strong Bad Email]] of that week, [[from work]].
|-id="SK-2007-04-05"
|[[Image:Sketchbook-4-5-07.PNG|200px|blaaah'm crack stuntman]] || 05 Apr 2007 || blaaah'm crack stuntman || Sketches of [[Crack Stuntman]]. Caption is a quote from [[An Important Rap Song]].
|-id="SK-2007-03-22"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 3-22-2007.png|200px|drive thrus]] || 22 Mar 2007 || drive thrus || Other possible ideas for the drive-thru speaker in [[Drive-Thru]] besides a [[Drive-Thru Whale|whale]]: a [[robot]], a [[squirrel]], and a [[Sea Creatures#Fish|fish]].
|- id="SK-2007-03-15"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 3-15-07.PNG|200px|teen track squad]] || 15 Mar 2007 || teen track squad || Sketches of [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], and [[So and So]] in track uniforms.
|- id="SK-2007-03-08"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 3-8-07.PNG|200px|entirely untrue]] || 08 Mar 2007 || entirely untrue || A picture of a vaguely bird-like character with the caption "the newest character in the ever-expanding homestar runner universe."
|- id="SK-2007-03-01"
|[[Image:010307sketchbook.PNG|200px|lacelift strong bad with cheatpelt ponytail]] || 01 Mar 2007 || lacelift strong bad with cheatpelt ponytail || [[Strong Bad]] from [[looking old]] with a [[The Cheat]]-patterned ponytail and a T-shirt that says "HOTT".
|- id="SK-2007-02-22"
|[[Image:Sketchbook 2-22-07.PNG|200px|melon headed babies]] || 22 Feb 2007 || melon headed babies || [[Coach Z]], [[The Poopsmith]], and [[Strong Sad]] as [[Middle School Variation|babies]], sketched for [[highschool]]
|- id="SK-2007-02-15"
|[[Image:Sketchbook021507.png|200px|no handed style!]] || 15 Feb 2007 || no handed style! || [[Homestar Runner]] doing a [[Lack of Visible Arms|no handed]] push-up. The caption is a reference to the previous entry.
|- id="SK-2007-02-08"
|[[Image:Sketchbook020807.PNG|200px|two handed style!]] || 08 Feb 2007 || two handed [[style]]! || [[Strong Bad]] using both of his boxing glove hands to do a push-up. Possibly sketched for [[lady fan]].
|- id="SK-2007-02-01"
|[[Image:Sketchbook020107.png|200px|crushed by a cup of coffee]] || 01 Feb 2007 || crushed by a cup of coffee || [[Homestar Runner]] being hit by a giant cup of coffee. The caption refers to the "raised by a cup of coffee" phrase from [[interview]]. His pose resembles the pose he has when hit by a safe in the [[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]] comic.
|- id="SK-2007-01-18"
|[[Image:Sketchbook011807.png|200px|zzzzziiiiiiiip!]] || 18 Jan 2007 || zzzzziiiiiiiip! || [[Bubs]] presumably riding his conveyor belt, sketched for [[the chair]].
|- id="SK-2007-01-11"
|[[Image:Sketchbook011107.png|200px|fightgar in the whatsit]] || 11 Jan 2007 || fightgar in the whatsit || [[Fightgar]] firing a sub-machine gun waist deep in what is referred to as the [[whatsit]].
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Cheat Commandos: 2 Part Episode: Part 1

Spellstar — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:30:19 GMT

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[[Image:2 Part Episode- Part 1.png|thumb|"Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway?"]]

Flashfight appears at last, jails Blue Laser, and fires Gunhaver, Crackotage and Silent Rip.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Ripberger}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, [[Flashfight]], [[Green Helmets]], {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, [[Reynold's Brother]], {{Film|Strong Bad}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Homestar Runner}} (Easter Egg), {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}}s (Easter Egg)

'''Locations (in order of apperance):''' [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Reynold's Office]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Basement of The Brothers Strong]] (Easter Egg), A Soccer Field (Easter Egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, June 1, 2009

'''Running time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by BEEF

==Transcript==
''{Open to a view of the Cheat Commandos base. Firearms are heard going off and the Commandos are laughing offscreen. The title "Two Part Episode: Part One!!" appears, with "Written with a vengeance by [[A. Chimendez]]". Cut inside to the Commandos. Fightgar is holding a gun and Gunhaver is wearing a vest with dents in it.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Ha ha ha! That was awesome! ''{Takes off vest}'' Here, now someone else put on the bullet-proof vest!

''{A klaxon with the tune of Westminster Quarters [a doorbell tune] sounds, and the Cheat Commandos begin to scramble. The screen is shown, with the words "Doorbell alert!"}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Doorbell stations! Prepare to pretend we're not here, sign for a package, or receive pizza! ''{Moves closer to the camera}'' Let's move, C. C.dos!

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{confused}'' "C. C.dos"? Wouldn't just "C.C.s" be shorter, and make more sense?

''{Gunhaver grabs Silent Rip by the vest.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Making sense is ''not'' part of my mission plan, soldier! I'm sticking with the "do".

''{Cut to the front door. It opens, revealing Flashfight.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{gasping}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' I can't believe I'm seeing this sight. Why if it isn't Admiral Flashfight!

'''GUNHAVER:''' To what do we owe the pleasure, admiral?

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' I'm here to clean up your act, Cheat Commandos. The Bureau of Elite Fighting Forces ''{holds up a "'''B'''ureau of '''E'''lite '''F'''ighting '''F'''orces" badge}'', or "BEEF", is not impressed with your—

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{interrupting}'' Uh, that's "BEFF".

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Alright, the Bureau of ''Every'' Elite Fighting Force, is not—

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{interrupting again}'' That's "BEEFF". ''{exaggerates the last F}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Yes, and what is your name, soldier?

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{saluting}'' Silent Rip, sir!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Thank you, Smiley Drip. You're fired.

'''ALL:''' ''{gasping}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{nervously}'' Uh, good call, sir. That guy was always ''way'' too concerned with acronyms. Who else can we fire?

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Well, ''you'', of course.

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''Me''? But then ''{pulls out his gun}'' who will have gun?

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{taking the gun}'' I will!

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{shaking}'' Buh-buh-buh.... Wuh-wuh-wuh? Zuh-zuh-zuh...

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' You're allowed to stand there stammering for fifteen more minutes ''{two Green Helmets walk up beside Gunhaver}'' and then you will be escorted out by Green Helmets.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Have you no dignity? At least let a Cheat Commanding Officer be escorted out by someone who isn't available in a discount three pack!

''{Cut to a product shot of a discount three pack of Green Helmet toys. The Cheat Commandos theme plays in the background. Then cut back to the headquarters.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' My first act as new head of Cheat Commandos will be... to arrest Blue Laser!

'''ALL:''' ''{gasping}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Oh, I'd ''love'' to see how you're gonna pull ''that'' one off.

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Well, it appears ''you'' all have invited him over to play televised video games.

''{Cut to the Blue Laser Commander, sitting in a beanbag, pressing buttons on a controller. Videogame music plays in the background.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' What kind of power-up is "moist beam"?!

''{Cut back to the commandos. Fightgar is standing in front of Flashfight, holding a gun.}''

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' You're under arrest, Blue Laser!

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' I thought we called a time-out!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' ''{to Fightgar}'' Throw him in the brig!

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Uh, you mean Reynold's office?

''{Blue Laser is thrown into a small room, completely empty except for a toilet leaking green sludge. An emaciated Reynold walks in.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' Well, hello! Are you here to bring me the slightest morsel?

''{A prison door shuts in front of both of them. Cut back to the main room.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Blue Laser in jail? I can't believe what I'm seein'! It's almost got my pants a-peein'! Hoo hoo! Hah! Hweigh hweigh!

'''FLASHFIGHT:''' Oh right, I nearly forgot. You're ''definitely'' fired.

''{Sad reaction shot from Crackotage. Cut to the outside of the headquarters, as Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage walk out.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Well, I guess this is it, huh guys?

'''GUNHAVER:''' Forget that noise! Who needs the Cheat Commandos anyway? We'll start our ''own'' elite fighting force!

''{The Cheat Commandos theme plays as the three march off screen. The theme then abruptly stops with a record scratch as we cut to Gunhaver and Silent Rip in a kitchen, wearing white hats with pictures of pizza on them.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{leaning in}'' Drop two more orders of wings for table four!

'''SILENT RIP:''' Comin' up!

''{Close up on Gunhaver, who is reading the "Commando Obsoiver" newspaper. The headline is "Cheat Commandos Actually Doing Stuff".}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{reading angrily}'' "Cheat Commandos save bus full of hostages". "Air drop relief supplies to refugees". "Build orphanage". What type of crap is that?

''{Reynold's brother leans in, wearing a "Mr. Manager" badge, and three pizza hats on various spikes of his hairdo.}''

'''REYNOLD'S BROTHER:''' Get back to work, Charles.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Stupid old man Reynold's younger brother. Who needs him anyway? We'll start our ''own'' restaurant!

''{Cut to a storefront, with a sign reading "Kitchen Commandos". The Cheat Commandos theme plays again.}''

'''SINGER:''' Kitchen Commandos, a really bad idea. It closed down after three months!

''{Pan down to street level. Signs in the windows of the shop read "we are CLOSED!" and "thank you neighborhood for 3 glorious months!". Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage are standing sadly on the street.}''

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Well, whatta we do now?

'''GUNHAVER:''' There's only one thing ''to'' do. In order to show the C. C.dos how much they need us, we're going to bust Blue Laser out of jail!

''{Suspenseful music sting. Cut to the brig, with Reynold and the Blue Laser Commander.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ...and they never let me go on any missions.

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Ouch, man. I hear that. Ever thought about Blue Lasin' it?

''{The Blue Laser Commander pulls out a pamphlet, with the cover "So, They Never Let You Go On Any Missions... BL Can Help!"}''

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{thoughtfully}'' Hmmm...

''{Cut back to the street.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Break into the headquarters playset? Impossible!

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' Maybe for us, but not for... my evil twin brother, Subtlefuge!

''{Suspenseful music sting plays again.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Huh?

'''GUNHAVER:''' Eh?

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' The leader of the Topplegangers!

''{The first part of the suspenseful sting plays. Crickets sound quietly in the background.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Uh...

'''GUNHAVER:''' Still nothin'.

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' The sometimes-good-guys sometimes-bad-guys whose only loyalty is to the highest bidder?

''{Suspenseful sting plays slowly.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Oh!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Yeah! And ''they'' can help us open a new restaurant!

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{shrugging}'' Ehghh...

'''GUNHAVER:''' Cheat No-mandos... be continued!

''{Cut to black. The words "Buy all our playsets and toys" start to appear.}''

'''SINGER:''' Buy all our playset—

''{The music is cut off and the words disappear, replaced with "To be continued..." and a suspenseful musical sting.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end click on the T to see a scene with Strong Bad and Homestar Runner.

:''{Strong Bad and Homestar Runner are sitting on Strong Bad's couch in the basement.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Boy, that Gunhaver sure knows how to kill a cliffhanger.

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't wait to see what kind of restaurant those hamsters open up next!

*At the end click on the ellipsis (...) to see a scene with the Blue Laser Minions.

:''{Two Blue Laser minions are standing in the middle of a soccer field next to a soccer ball. They are wearing orange soccer jerseys labeled "THE STINGS" with the numbers 14 and 38 on them. A guitar riff plays.}''

:'''BLUE LASER MINION 1:''' You think Dad just forgot to pick us up?

:'''BLUE LASER MINION 2:''' You know he doesn't like it when we call him that.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Gunhaver nicknaming the Cheat Commandos "C. C.dos" is likely a reference to the file name of the Cheat Commandos animations (in this case, ccdo7.swf). Silent Rip's remarks about "C.C.s" being shorter and making more sense applies in the situation of file names as well.

===Trivia===
*This is [[Flashfight]]'s first speaking role.
*This is the first two-part cartoon on [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] since [[retirement]].
*The guitar riffs that play throughout this and most other Cheat Commandos cartoons are examples of dramatic stings, referenced by the name of the team the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s play for.

=== Remarks ===
*[http://yourkitchencommando.com/ Kitchen Commando] is a real business that claims to help people make healthier food choices.
*Silent Rip salutes with his left hand, which is generally considered improper (except for amputees).

===Inside References===
*The title "Written with a vengeance by A. Chimendez" is a reference to the feud between [[A. Chimendez]] and [[Crack Stuntman]] shown in [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] and [[Pistols For Pandas]].
*Melting [[Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos toys]] is mentioned in [[8-Bit is Enough]], as were [[The Topplegangers]].
*The video game music comes from [[StrongBadZone]].
*Crackotage says that his [[pants]] are a-[[pee]]in'. A similar line was also in [[Trogday 08]].
*The tagline of [[Jaded Teen Pizza]] is similar to the lyrics of a song [[Reynold's Brother]] listens to in [[Let us give TANKS!]].
:*Gunhaver was also referred to as Charles in [[Let us give TANKS!]].
*"Commando Obsoiver", the name of Gunhaver's newspaper, is another example of [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]].
*Reynold not being allowed on missions was first mentioned in [[Shopping for Danger]].

===Real-World References===
*The headquarters playset doorbell is a siren that plays the tune of the [[wikipedia:Westminster Quarters|Westminster Quarters]].
*the "Mr. Manager" badge may be a reference to an episode of [[wikipedia:Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]] where George Michael calls himself Mr. Manager while running the Banana Stand.

=== Fast Forward ===
*Part two was released the following Monday as [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:ccdo7.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]](currently down)
*[[HR:ccdo7.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]](currently non-existant)
*[[Mirror:ccdo7.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:ccdo7.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]] (mirror)
*[[Forum:15436|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

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Strong Badia the Free

Spellstar — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:06:26 GMT

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[[Image:Strong Badia the Free.png|thumb|"We can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town."]]

[[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|125px|left]]
[[Image:StrongBadiatheFreeLogo.png|125px|left]]

'''Strong Badia the Free''' is the second episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[The King of Town]] becomes tyrannical and institutes an email tax. For not paying said tax, [[Strong Bad]] is placed under house arrest with an exploding collar strapped around his neck. After Strong Bad escapes, he announces that [[Strong Badia]] will secede from [[Free Country USA]], and attempts to rally his fellow citizens into joining him. However, everyone goes off to form their own countries instead, and Strong Bad must now unite the fractured nations under one banner (namely, his) in order to complete his mission to overthrow The King of Town's "fat-thority".

A brief trailer for the game is included in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

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'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Bubs}}

{|
|+ '''Places:''' (''see also: [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free]]'')
|- valign="top"
|
: [[House of the Brothers Strong|Bleak House]]
:: [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]]
:: [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]]
:: [[Strong Bad's Room]]
:: [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]]
:: [[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]]
:: [[Strong Sad's Room]]
:: [[Computer Room]]
:: [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]]
|
: [[The Field]]
:: [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concessionstantinople]]
:: [[Strong Badia|Strong Badia/The Cheat and Tirerea]]
:: [[The Gremlin|Frontzeatserland/Hatchbackistan]]
:: [[Snap Shak|Snapshakland]]
:: [[Drive-Thru Whale|50% Off Apple Pie Charts]]
:: [[The Stick|Sticktenstein]]
:: [[The Brick Wall|Union of Socialist Soviet Repubricks]]
|
: [[The King of Town's Castle]]
: [[Homsar Reservation]]
: [[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]]
: [[The Stone Bridge|Country]]
: [[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]]
|}

'''Date''': September 15, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

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== Preview Transcript ==
[[Image:SBCG4AP 2 trailer.png|thumb|"Hey, that's the name of this—"]]
''{The screen shows "In the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and fades to Strong Bad walking in from the right. The backdrop is the Strong Badian Flag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town. Hence to forthwith, I shall only refer to him as the of Town. As of today, Strong Badia is its own, independent nation. Onward to Strong Badia, Strong Badia the Free!

''{Record scratch is heard and Homestar comes into view}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of this—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Shut up. ''{Homestar becomes sad}''

''{The screen shows "STRONG BADIA the FREE" and a no sign is covering the Municipality logo. The screen then changes to "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: New episode every month!"}''

''{Strong Mad is seen behind a cutout of a tarantula holding a guitar with the Taranchula logo underneath, and a red spider cutout in one hand and blue spider cutout in another}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{waves blue cutout}'' ICE BREATH! ''{waves red cutout}'' FIRE BREATH!

''{On the Wii version, cuts to "Play it on Wiiware". On the PC version, cuts to "www.telltalegames.com"}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:SBCG4AP Municipality.PNG|<center>The Municipality</center>
Image:SBCG4AP 2 Protest.PNG|<center>Protesting the Email tax</center>
Image:Bleak House.PNG|<center>Strong Sad's room</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Homsar Reservation.PNG|<center>Homsar Reservation</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Country.PNG|<center>Country</center>
</gallery>

== Inventory ==
*3-Ring Binder
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Clockwork Strong Bad Doll
*Fake Sword
*[[Glowstick]]
*Katana
*Paper Crown
*Pillow
*Pilot Wings
*Pottery Shard
*Power Strip
*Pretendix
*Quesos (Strong Badian currency)
*Red Towel
*Stuffing
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*[[Tony Stony]]
*Tuning Fork

== Ranks ==
#Neighborhood Watch Chief
#Hall Monitor
#Junior High Class Treasurer
#Deputy Mayor
#House Minority Whip
#President Elect
#El Jefe Mas Grande
#Chancellor of the 7 Realms
#Lord High Fantasticus
#Über-Pope (or Uber-Pope) ''{see [[Strong_Badia_the_Free#Wii_Version|glitches]] below}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Roi" is [[French]] for "King", thus explaining the pseudonym "Roy T."
*Strong Bad uses [[Wikipedia:Morse Code|Morse Code]] to communicate with the lighter.

===Trivia===
*On the PC version, costume items unlocked in Homestar Ruiner carry over to Strong Badia the Free (these must be unlocked, either by getting them in Homestar Ruiner, or by editing the [[Wikipedia:Windows Registry|Windows Registry]]). On the Wii version, the costumes are automatically unlocked, regardless of if you have the costumes on a Homestar Ruiner save file (or even if you don't have a Homestar Ruiner save file at all).
*When visiting the King of Town at his castle in the extended play mode of [[Homestar Ruiner]], he threatens to tax Strong Bad. Strong Bad responds with, "That sounds...ominous."
*The preview was added to the [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/nintendochannel Nintendo Channel] on September 15, 2008 under the title "Strong Bad Episode 2: {{PAGENAME}}"
*This is the only episode where all twelve main characters appear onscreen; The Poopsmith is missing from [[Baddest of the Bands]] and Homsar is missing from the other three; [[8-Bit is Enough]] also lacks Pom Pom.

===Remarks===

*When conquering Pompomerania, an announcer declares that Strong Bad can conquer all the free nations. However, this is only true if the player conquers Bleak House and The Homsar Reserve first.
*Upon getting drafted into the Homestarmy, Coach Z claims to have never won anything before in his life, despite having the record time for completing the FCUTRER in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*One of the emails Strong Bad receives is from Georgia, but Strong Bad mumbles the state name. [[The Brothers Chaps]] are from Georgia.

===Goofs===
*On the Wii Shop Channel download page in Europe, Videlectrix is misspelled as "Videoelectrix".
*If you skip speaking with Strong Sad about Cold Ones until after he has had his pretendix removed, he will complain about his alleged pretendicitis despite having already had the surgery for it.
*If you use the Glowsticks on Strong Bad in Pompomerania with the Cheat present, Strong Bad will say it's no time for a rave even though one is in progress.
*If you activate the mysterious pylon in the Homsar Reservation before making the super-glowy drink in Pompomerania, Strong Bad calls out to remind the astronauts to give him ice cream he has never asked for.
*When Strong Sad is commenting on one of the papier mache skulls, he claims it's "this week's jumble", but the subtitles read "last week's jumble"
*In Cave Girl Squad, when [[What's Her Face]] says "some kinda weird CG-filled special", the speech bubble leaves out the word "weird".
*when Strong Bad gets Tony stoney, he says "he's put on a few pounds" even though Tony Stoney shrank since [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]

===Glitches===
*Sometimes Bubs will be stuck facing the black market door instead of the concession stand. As a result, the black market door will not open, and Bubs will be facing the wall when you try to talk to him from the front of the stand.
*When lighting certain objects on fire, sometimes the flames do not appear until Strong Bad leaves and returns to the area. This glitch is known to occur with the bush on the Homsar Reservation, the kimono in Club Technochocolate, the smoke detector and messy pile in Bleak House, and the skulls in Country.
*Sometimes, when in Extended Play, attempting to save to Slot 3 will result in the game freezing, buzzing and require a hard reset.
*While in Bleak House, examine the bookcase in Strong Sad's room while outside the room. Then walk by his bed. While Strong Bad talks about the bookcase, he may slide towards the bed without moving his feet.
*Digging up the Strong Badia shirt will cause another hole to appear in Strong Badia, in front of the flagpole, near the cinder block.
*An error in Math Kickers will give you the rank of "Über-Pope" or "Uber-Pope" if you exceed a score of 4000 points, with everything else already maxed out. In the Wii version, the rank is "Über-Pope" (however, the Ü appears as a box) and is "Uber-Pope" in the PC version.
*If you save in an area and play the game again from where you left off, then it will sometimes cause characters to return to that area, usually all the ones from a certain time in the game. For example, if you do this in Marzistar (a.k.a. Homezipan), it will make Pom Pom, Strong Sad and occasionally Strong Mad holding The Cheat reappear in their pre-castle attack positions.
*After making it to Marzistan, if you return to the Homsar reservation, Strong Sad and Homsar will no longer be there. However, when you click on the trunk, Strong Bad will still talk to Strong Sad's voice as if Strong Sad was there. Also, the bush will no longer be on fire if it was previously lit, and when lit again Homsar will say "AaAaAa...Nice try alligator!", even though he is no longer there.
**Additionally, the bush will not be lit in extended play.

====PC Version====
*Occasionally some characters' eyes are not visible upon entering an area.
*Talking to Strong Sad at the end in Extended Play will sometimes make your mouse appear in the cutscene, allowing you to click on any object while Strong Sad and Strong Bad are still talking.
*Sometimes, after focus has been removed from and returned to the game window, dialogue will start a split-second before where it was when focus was removed.
*Sometimes, after Strong Sad gets his pretendix removed, a gray slice will be on the top of the screen, this will stay there until you leave the Homsar Reservation.
**This can happen only if the the screen is windowed and your mouse is outside the window.

====Wii Version====
*Skipping the speech before starting the Peace Draft seems to make the transition in to a straight cut to black with a small slice of cut out showing the screen. This stays a few seconds into the scene before stopping. It also happens at the end of the scene, and it appears when looking at the map.
*Playing Math Kickers in extended play will sometimes freeze the game, causing the game to emit a strange buzzing noise and require a hard reset.
*Pausing the game with the "home" button during transcript causes the last word in a phrase to be repeated.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad calls himself "Strong Bad of the [[Underwear|mighty tighty-whities]]".
*The song that plays in "Pompomerania" is from [[geddup noise]].
*When doing the draft, Homestar uses his microphone from [[The Show]].
*The first sighting of Pom Pom in "Pompomerania" mimics his pose from the Theme Song.
*Bubs was established as a black marketeer in [[licensed]].
*The brochure for the [[On Point Kings]] and the [[Homestarmy]] poster are from [[more armies]].
*The first part of the music that plays during the trailer is also from [[more armies]].
*It is unclear whether The Cheat has his own lighter or Telltale Games removed the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Logo from Strong Bad's lighter]] for trademark purposes.
*The Teen Girl Squad was previously spun off in [[Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]].
*Strong Bad notes (and tries to explain) the delay of [[Dangeresque 3]].
*Coach Z's land cannot be conquered, as he is busy with [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*Homestar takes offense when Strong Bad asks people to take up arms against the King of Town, in part because [[Lack of visible arms|he doesn't appear to have any.]]
**In addition, during a letter from the front, Homestar says he can't wait "to be in [Marzipan's], ahem, arms again."
*"Fat-thority" is a [[portmanteau]] of "fat" and "authority".
*One of Homsar's responses, "I'm a song from the '60s!", is lifted from [[interview]], as is "Twas the pride of the Peaches!", which Strong Bad says after being enlightened to Homsar's ways, claiming that it is the answer to everything.
*The flag of the Homsar Reservation features Homsar's hat as well as [[fan club|his parents: a cup of coffee and a chipwich]].
*One of the Whale's sayings is "Get your lighter from the anvil, please." Strong Bad actually gets his lighter from The Cheat, who was compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad mentions [[Frank Bennedetto]] falling in battle during the events of [[army]]. Many of Frank's "brothers" are on the draft wheel.
**Also on the draft wheel is [[Li'l Brudder]], which upon landing on it, Homestar will start to break down crying.
*In Marzistar's garden, Strong Bad calls Strong Mad and The Cheat "Lugnut & Squeak", just as he did in [[narrator]].
*Creamy Ding snack cakes, which the King of Town enjoys, look remarkably similar to [[Swiss Cake Rolls]].
*Homestar says that Strong Bad is always "[[Homestar Ruiner|beating the various stuffings out of me]]".
*Many places on the "Maps and Minions" board have been mentioned before, including [[Peasant's Quest|Scalding Lake]], [[Sick Day|Rotten Egglund]], and [[underlings|Stink's Reach]].
*The collar and invisible fence are supposed to [[StrongBadZone|make Strong Bad's head a splode]].
*Using the katana or the lighter on Pom Pom will cause Strong Bad to reference the events in [[pom pom]].
*"Wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], in which Cheerleader wore an [[elephant]] head.
*One of the King of Town's saved email addresses on his [[Snacky 186]] is [[pizza joint|thepizz@virtualpizz.biz]].
*During the Maps & Minions game, when The Of Town battles Strong Mad, he exclaims "I regret everything", a line said by Coach Z in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the [[Homestar Ruiner|previous episode]].
*Also in Maps & Minions, the player can instigate a battle between The Cheat and Strong Sad, although the outcome is different from Homestar's prediction in [[The Interview]].
*"Sweet recently divorced lady freedom!" is an instance of [[Sweet Lady X]].
**It also is likely a direct reference to [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which Strong Bad metaphorically "makes out" with Sweet Lady Freedom.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Bathroom Privileges|bathroom privileges]].
*The clockwork Strong Bad that Bubs sells initially sings [[flag day|Strong Badia's National Anthem]] and then malfunctions and gets the [[jibblies]].
*Strong Bad may "knight" Coach Z as "[[Coach Zed]], Lord High Protector of [[Butt-Patting|Butt-Pattery]]".
*Homsar's comment that Strong Bad's gibberish sounds like a "two-years-old boy" uses a line from [[Main Page 15]]
*When Strong Bad gets up from the King of Town's computer stool, it plays [[The_Geddup_Noise|The Standing Up Noise]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad addressing people in front of a giant flag is a reference to the opening scene in [[Wikipedia:Patton (film)|Patton]].
*Strong Bad's exploding collar is most likely inspired by [[Wikipedia: Battle Royale|Battle Royale]].
*The Brick Wall being renamed the Union of Soviet Socialist Repu''bricks'' echoes the real-life [[Wikipedia: Soviet Union|Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]].
*When Strong Bad responds to the email from Paul in [[French]] he calls him [[Wikipedia: Les Paul|Les Paul]].
*Strong Bad refers to the King of Town's rule as [[Wikipedia:Laissez-faire|"lazy fair"]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Bleak House|Bleak House]]'' is a novel by [[Wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Charles Dickens]]. Also, when he drafts himself into the Homestarmy, Homestar refers to himself as an "Artful Draft Dodger", a reference to Dickens' character, [[Wikipedia:Artful Dodger|The Artful Dodger]].
*Coach Z's territory is named "Coachnya", which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia: Chechnya|Chechnya]]. Chechnya also tried to secede and failed.
*[[The Stick]] is known as "Shticktenstein", which derives from [[Wikipedia:Liechtenstein|Liechtenstein]].
*Despite what Marzipan may think, "Model UN" is a school-based activity in which students roleplay as ambassadors to the United Nations from various countries.
*The nation of "Front-au-Fence" takes its name from [[Wikipedia: Port-au-Prince|Port-au-Prince]], Haiti.
*Bubs's nation of Concession Stan-tinople is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]], the former name of [[Wikipedia:Istanbul|Istanbul]].
*The bonus costume that Strong Bad unlocks is the [[wikipedia:Sam & Max|Max]] skull-and-crossbones T-shirt, which can actually be bought on [[Telltale Games]]' online store.
*Homestar's "letter" back to Marzipan, detailing the siege on the Of Town's castle is presented in a style similar to [[Wikipedia:Ken Burns|Ken Burns]]' 1990 documentary [[Wikipedia:The Civil War (documentary)|The Civil War]], with sepia-toned backgrounds and violin music in the background.
*Strong Sad mentions [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark]].
*Pompomerania takes its name from [[Wikipedia:Pomerania|Pomerania]].
*The Pompomeranian flag is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Japan|Japan]].
*The flag of Concessionstantinople, with its red background and yellow symbols in the upper left corner, resembles that of many [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] nations, notably the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] and the [[Wikipedia:People's Republic of China|People's Republic of China]].
*Strong Mad exclaiming "Let my people go!" and Strong Bad asking for messages from a burning bush are both references to the Biblical figure [[Wikipedia:Moses|Moses]].
*"No taxin' without representin'" is Coach Z's unique twist on Taxation Without Representation, the main complaint of American colonists against [[Wikipedia: George III|King George III]] of England.
*If the Darwin card is played in Teen Girl Squad, the girls will call him "Chuck D", the name of the socially-conscious member of the influential rap group [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy (band)|Public Enemy]].
*Strong Bad mentions he got the the Tarantula Standee at [[Wikipedia:December to Dismember|December to Dismember]]
*By using the alien in the second scene of Cave Girl Squad, a monolith from [[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]] appears, while Strong Bad hums [[Wikipedia:Also sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)|the theme from the movie]].
*Coach Z saying that "they've all overbid" and wagering a dollar after being picked in the draft is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*Homestar and Marzipan dividing their land is a direct reference to the division of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and its capital, [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]], complete with Checkpoint The Cheat substituting for [[Wikipedia:Checkpoint Charlie|Checkpoint Charlie]] (aka the Berlin Wall).
*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s name and Homsar's accent when he speaks normally are references to the [[Wikipedia:Native American|Native American]] stereotype.
*When Strong Bad looks at the wall, he asks who "will be first up against it when the Revolution comes", which is a quote from [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams']] ''[[Wikipedia: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' book series.
*When Homestar says "What is my major malfunction", it is most likely a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|Full Metal Jacket]].
*Strong Mad says "None shall pass", a quote from ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'', if Strong Bad should attempt to cross the stone bridge before fighting the Taranchula standee.
*Strong Bad says the King of Town's fridge-throne is [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] compliant.
*One of the lines when highlighting the "preview" option in the Main Menu refers to [[Wikipedia:Martin Luther King|Martin Luther King]] and his "I Have a Dream" speech.
*While worrying about his having an inflammation of his pretendix, Strong Sad fears that he may have a "rumble in [his] tumble." This refers to [[Wikipedia:Winnie the Pooh|Winnie the Pooh]], who, when he gets hungry, claims to have a "rumbly in [his] tumbly."
*One of Strong Bad's hints mentions "Kong-Quest", which happens to be part of the title of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]].
*The three headed spider in Country is like Trinexx, the guardian of Turtle Rock Dungeon in ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]:[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|A Link To The Past]]''.
* When Strong Bad tries to ask Homestar to leave the castle, he calls Homestar Dudley Dorkright, a refernce to [[ Wikipedia:Jay Ward|Jay Ward's]] cartoon mounty, [[Wikipedia:Dudley Do-Right|Dudley Do-Right]].
*Hatchbackistan is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Pakistan|Pakistan]].
*Poopslovakia is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]].
*Front Seatserland is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Switzerland|Switzerland]].

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Bad wonders if his [[Limozeen]] game had been delivered yet. [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey|This game]] is what kicks off the next episode, [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*When the player tries to enter Strong Mad's room, Strong Bad says that it "should be cleaned out in a month or so", referring to how that room is accessible in the next episode, which came out a month later.
*Coach Z's sudden obsession for Marzipan at the end of the game carries over to Episode 3.
*The teaser poster for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] in Strong Bad's room throughout the game foreshadows the events of SBCG4AP Episode 4.
*Bubs' reason for storming out when The Cheat played a [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] record is later revealed in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*Homestar randomly chants "Save the bats!" when Strong Bad is under house arrest. The [[Cool Tapes]] plan to play at a benefit concert to save bats in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/strongbadiathefree Official episode webpage]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/894/894056p1.html?RSSwhen2008-07-26_123100&RSSid=894056 IGN.com's sneak peek at "Strong Badia the Free"]{{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595 Telltale Games forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/902/902184p1.html IGN.com's hands on with "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[[forum:14726|forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep2strongbadiathefree Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.cubed3.com/review/644 Cubed3 review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/910/910232p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/103334/review-strong-badia-the-free/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode2strongbadiathefreereview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free/61-23066/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-two-strong-badia-the-free-103528.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/09/strong_bad_episode_2_strong_badia_the_free WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_2_strong_bad Gamervision review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-strong-badia-the-free-pc GameCyte review]
*[http://pc.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r36470.htm GameZone review]
*[http://www.mygamer.com/index.php?page=gameportal&mode=reviews&id=554926 MyGamer review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bade28099s-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People-Episode-102Strong-Badia-the-Free/Item1966.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/09/mini-review-str.html#more Wired gaming blog review]
*[http://www.thunderboltgames.com/reviews/article/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free-review-for-pc.html Thunderbolt Games review]
*[http://www.gamevortex.com/gamevortex/soft_rev.php/4202/strong-bad39s-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free-pc.html Game Vortex review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/406/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscgape2/review.html GameSpot review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,922 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1295 Gamers Mark review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=404&p=1 Video Game Generation review]

{{SBCG4AP}} [[Category:Homestarmy Cartoons]]

8-Bit is Enough

Spellstar — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:54:04 GMT

Spellstar: /* Inside References */

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"Uhh... Anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]

[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 235x225.png|125px|left]][[Image:8-Bit is Enough Logo.png|125px|left]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan, Mike Stemmle, Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for [[alcohol]] and [[tobacco]] reference, comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes by the ESRB.

When Strong <strike>Bad's</strike> [[Blatant Lies|Sad's]] botched-up stunt damages the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]], [[Trogdor]] makes his debut, doing what he does best: burninating the countryside! What's more, other 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, throwing [[Free Country, USA]] into chaos! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (as [[Munchox]]), {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Snake Boxer 5|Boxer Joe]], [[Math Kickers|The Algebros]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Old Man]], miscellaneous [[peasants]], [[Browntant]], [[Chorch]], [[Horrible Painting]], [[ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!]], [[Ultimate Strong Bad]]

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[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Mad's Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
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[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
[[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]] 

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[[Videlectrix Mainframe]] 
[[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]] 
[[Peasantry]] 
[[Planet K]] 
[[Halfathlon]]/[[Race Track]]

|}

'''Date:''' December 15, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

==Preview Transcript==
[[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.png|thumb|"Aw, crapsicles!"]]
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the television, with a short bit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{ Stinkoman pops up from behind the veiwer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Sbcg4ap105 knockedout.png|<center>The arcade classic comes to life</center>
Image:Videlectrix Mainframe.png|<center>Videlectrix Mainframe</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap105 ghosts.png|<center>Colonial Ghosts</center>
Image:ProFruitboarder.png|<center>[[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]]</center>
Image:8-Bit Stinkoman20X6.png|<center>Stinkoman 20X6</center>
</gallery>
{{sectionstub}}

== Inventory ==
*???
*Cell Phone
*Key
*8-Bit Key
*8-Bit Lantern
*Light Musket
*Logic Board
*Med Kit
*Quarter
*Quest Thingie
*8-Bit Quill
*Scorpion Food
*Snakes
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
*8-Bit Tea Bag
*TrogSword(TM)
*Trophy

===Party Members===
*Algebros
*Boxer Joe
*Gel-Arshie
*The Innkeeper
*Limozeen's Space Machine
*Mista Fixit (The Poopsmith)
*Peasants
*Performing Bear
*Putchnya Shotski (Strong Mad)
*Rather Dashing

== Ranks ==
#''(blank)''
#Creepy Adult Software
#Games "For Girls"
#Sub-Text Adventure
#Point 'n' Sick Stories
#Buisness Casual Game
#Weird Japanese RPG
#Flight Stimulator 2009
#2nd Person Shooter
#Non-Lame Movie Tie-In
#Omnisensory VR Netskin
#SBCG4AP MMORPG!!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.
*In the intro, Strong Sad says that the arcade game's fan needs to be serviced, and Strong Bad asks where he can find any fan service. [[Wikipedia:Fanservice|Fanservice]] is content added mainly to please the fans. It is quite appropriate, then, that Trogdor starts to break out of the arcade immediately after Strong Bad's question.
*"Yatta!" is a Japanese word which means "I did it!", or "All right!" in English.
*Placing a pineapple slice in gelatin will cause the gelatin to dissolve.

===Trivia===
*This is the only episode to lack [[Pom Pom]]; since [[Homsar]] is also missing, this means that this episode has the fewest main characters at 10; all of the others had 11 or 12.
*This and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] are the only two episodes to happen on the same day.
**Despite this, there is a calendar on the [[Computer Room]] wall despite the fact it was missing from the present-day opening of Dangeresque 3.

===Remarks===
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.
*Even in extended play, you cannot go outside with a costume in this episode.
**This is likely because you will become Rather Dashing if you visit Peasantry in Extended Play.
*When the difficulty slider is set to "high" but the lever hasn't been pulled to make Professor Pineapple shoot fruit in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, there is a steady stream of pineapple slices, but no other changes to the game. However, when both are set, there is an extremely high amount of fruit even discounting the fruit Professor Pineapple shoots.
*If you click the main menu button near the peasants running around at the inn they turn around and look at you.
*In Stinkoman 20X6, extra lives appear as multiple Stinkomans(one per life). However, in the actual Stinkoman 20X6 game, a Stinkoman head with a number next to it is used to list extra lives, rather than each extra life being represented by a Stinkoman clone.
*In the preview for this episode, both Stinkoman and Trogdor enter the real world, but only Trogdor enters the real world in the actual game.

===Goofs===
*During the credits, when RoboKingofTown is shown, he is not wearing the sunglasses he wore earlier in the game.
*Also during the credits, [[Nebulon]] is not shown even though the Space Clown and Algebraic Expression are.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak in the PC version, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.
*During the cutscene when Gel-Arshie is obtained, the Gel-Arshie game cartridge can be seen floating where The Cheat was holding it before the lights went out. It disappears after the game saves.
*Sometimes during the fight against Ultimate Trogdor, you cannot use a Peasant on the upper left-hand pedistal.
*In the Stinkoman 20X6 location, if you click the really tall ladder when it's built while on the starting platform, the cutscene will play and you'll be on the lower platform, next to the ladder. Clicking anywhere warps you back to the left edge of the starting platform.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]] and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.
*References to the first four SBCG4AP episodes include:
**The [[Taranchula]] standee that Strong Bad "fights" in [[Strong Badia the Free]] returning, but without the fire and ice heads.
**Homestar stating that quarters taste like butterscotch, like he did in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] when the hole in the [[Strong Badia|Strong Borneo]] fence is examined in extended play.
**Strong Bad talking about the [[Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton]] he won during the Race to the End of the Race, a reference to [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**When Strong Bad collects the scorpion food, he sings, "Puttin' scorpion food in my pants; hope I don't get stung!", echoing his singing "Puttin' bat hutches in my pants; hope I don't get bit!" in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When the Limozeen [[The Space Machine|Space Machine]] picks up "Marzy-Kong", [[Larry]] exclaims, "Oh, crap! It's that crazy lady from the Battle of the Bands!!" as another reference to [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**Strong Bad mumbling, "[[Rhinofeeder]]", which he also mumbled in the beginning of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Trogdor claiming that he can't handle Strong Bad's style, which Strong Bad said that nobody could in [[Homestar Ruiner]], unless they are a pretty lady.
*The introductory narration is similar to the one used in [[fingers]]. The announcer of said introduction also appeared in the same email.
**Homestar also mispronounced "Previously" in [[DNA Evidence]].
*When Strong Bad goes through a video game portal, his last two transformations are [[Atari Strong Bad]] and [[Secret Collect.]] Strong Bad, respectively.
*[[Mr. Shmallow]] can be seen on the Pineapple Gun.
*Upon entering the Peasantry area, Strong Bad will remark on the game's status as "the best-selling video computer TV game of all time", as it was previously referred to as in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
**Likewise, the music from the trailer plays as background music in Peasantry and at the final battle, and Rather Dashing speaks exactly as he does in the trailer.
*The [[wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]] Scorpions from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] return in Halfathlon.
*In addition to the four historical figures, the puzzle wheel in the Videlectrix Mainframe depicts Trogdor, the [[Jhonka]], [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]], and [[Kid Speedy]].
*The loading screen for the first-person segment reads "Get [[SBLOUNSKCHED]]!", a reference to [[candy product]].
*In Extended Play, when trying to get ye flask, the text on the bottom reads "[[seriously]], get ye flask".
*When Chorch gets angry, he says he will make Stinkoman wish he was never born. This phrase was mentioned in Chorch's description in the [[Stinkomanual]].
*Clicking on the pennants in Extended Play will show a credits sequence that mentions [[Cherry Greg]], [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews|"Lem" Sportsinterviews]], [[Douglas]], [[Levert Burtmore]], [[The Deke]], and [[Dennis]], along with [[Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat]].
*The "ultimate" form of Strong Bad was mentoned numerous times during the production of SBCG4AP, namely the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] and the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]. Strong Bad complained numerous time about [[Telltale Games]] not using the "concept art", explaining Strong Bad's remark of "Whoa! They ''finally'' listened to me!"
**The concept art appears again during and after the credits.
*The final cutscene has an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
*Homestar previously ate coins (albeit more deliberately) in [[do over]].
*Homestar mentions his [[hremail]]s in one of the hints he gives.
*When Strong Bad first enters Stinkoman 20X6, he says, "Now I want to be the guy too.", paraphrasing [[1-Up]]'s line in [[japanese cartoon]]: "Everybody says you're the guy. But I wanna be the guy too!"
*On the title screen and during the credits, the music is an instrumental version of [[Please Stop Trying To Handle My Style]].
*The 8-bit lantern resembles the one in [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Strong Bad asks Strong Sad to "shut up [[nine times]]".
*the fact that you have old timey [[free country, USA]] as a background in the photo booth plus the fact that you get a roman helmet as head wear could be a reference to [[highschool]] where Strong Bad claims that before middle school, they were all living in roman times

===Real-World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Donkey Kong]], possibly, in the same trend as [[Wikipedia:Ms_pacman |Ms. Pacman]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet. Strong Bad also frequently refers to her as "Marzy-Kong".
**The way the portions of the scaffolding are put together and fall down when she stomps on the roof mimics the way the game begins in most versions, minus the part where the entire thing collapses.
*Strong Bad complains about taking a [[Wikipedia:The Color Purple|''The Color Purple'']] personality quiz when answering an email.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]]
**Similarly, the bushes with eyes in the intro screen are another reference to the ''[[Mario]]'' series.
**Homestar saying "Hurray! You win! Ptoo! Ptoo!" could also be a reference to Mario, because when you win a level in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]], fireworks would go off with a similar sound.
**When Strong Bad first enters Peasantry, he assumes hitting his head on things will make coins come out, a reference to the theme of making coins come out of blocks by jumping into them in said series.
***This could also refer to the act of somersaulting into trees to get various objects in [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, also by [[Nintendo]].
**The music and appearance of the ghosts haunting the House of Strong (particularly the ghosts flying out the front when outside) is reminiscent of the ghost houses in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]].
*Some of the games depicted on the Awesomeness screen are [[Wikipedia:Pong|Pong]], [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]], and [[Wikipedia:Asteroids (video game)|Asteroids]].
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in ''[[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy|Sam And Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]''.
*"The ladder is a lie" may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Portal (video game)|Portal]], where the phrase "the cake is a lie" is written all around the testing facility.
*Homestar mentions that he used his lucky quarter to beat [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Masher]], [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter 2|Street Masher 2]], and [[Wikipedia:Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo|Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition]]; these games seem to be based on the [[Street Fighter]] series, and indeed, ''Street Fighter II'' was infamous for having many minor variations before ''Street Fighter III'' came out.
*Homestar will, at one point, pop up and say "Hey! Listen!" He does so in the same fashion as Navi in [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time]].
**The locked door at the end of the game is similar to the locked doors in Ocarina of Time, too.
*If Strong Bad shoots at a ghost in The Field and misses, The Cheat pops up to laugh at him. This is similar to [[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]], where the player's hunting dog does the same.
*Strong Sad saying "You shall not pass!" is a reference to Gandalf's confrontation with the Balrog in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|Fellowship of the Ring]].
*Also, Strong Sad's line "Abandon all hope, ye who enter" is a reference to what is written above the entrance to the gates of Hell in Dante's epic poem [[Wikipedia:Divine_Comedy|The Divine Comedy]].
*The first person section is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wolfenstein 3D|Wolfenstein 3D]] by iD Software; the King of Town's appearance and death speech are references to that game's depiction of Hitler.
**In addition, the name of the castle where this takes place is "Castle Poopenstein".
**When switching to first person perspective, Strong Bad says "Quake and fear". [[Wikipedia:Quake|Quake]] and [[Wikipedia:F.E.A.R.|F.E.A.R.]] are two popular first person shooters.
**In addition, the "Get Sblounskched" loading bar is from Wolfenstein 3D (in which it reads "Get Psyched!").
**The King of Town carries two machines guns, similar to the final boss in Wolfenstein 3D.
* The show that Strong Bad says on TV, "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games", refers to the Saturday Morning cartoon series ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' which aired on [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] from 1983 to 1985.
*The words "ALL WORK AND NO FRUIT MAKES GEL-ARSHIE A DULL BOY" that fill up the TV screen after beating the Gel-Arshie game with the kill screen is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]''.
*Strong Bad looking through the TrogSword in 20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]'', in particular Lion-O's transformation sequence. He also makes a reference to [[Wikipedia:He-Man|He-Man]] during this sequence.
**The TrogSword also looks very similar to Lion-O's sword with a symbol of Trogdor in the hilt instead of the Thundercats symbol.
*Several historical figures appear in the "Spirit of '76" game, including [[Wikipedia:John Hancock|John Hancock]], [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Franklin|Benjamin Franklin]], [[Wikipedia:Samuel Adams|Samuel Adams]], and [[Wikipedia:Paul Revere|Paul Revere]]. All figure significantly in the American Revolution.
**Samuel Adams saying he "probably invented beer" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]] brand of beer.
**When you give him the item, John Hancock says to make sure your family is insured, a reference to the [[Wikipedia:John Hancock Insurance|John Hancock Insurance]] company.
*Interacting with the mirror in the bathroom will make Strong Bad reference the [[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary legend]].
*The Gel-Arshie portion of the game is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]], a 1993 product placement game for 7-Up that featured its red mascot on a surf board.
*After using Gel-Arshie on the brick wall, he says the line "What's in the box?", a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Seven (film)|Se7en]]''.
*The "Bloodstone" in Trogdor's Lair is a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Return to Krondor|Return to Krondor]], in which there is a "Nightstone" that casts everything in red light and reveals a hidden place, which holds the secret to destroying your enemy forever.
*Strong Bad's remark about the peasants starting a commune is a reference to [[Monty Python|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']], specifically the scene in which Dennis explains that he and his fellow peasants are an [[wikipedia:Anarcho-syndicalism|anarcho-syndicalist]] commune.
*When Strong Mad is in Halfathalon, he will exclaim "[[Wikipedia:Glasnost|GLASNOST]]! [[Wikipedia:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn|SOLZHENITSYN]]!"
**When Strong Bad responds, his pronunciation of "Puttin'" likely refers to [[Russia|Russian]] president, [[Wikipedia:Vladamir Putin|Vladamir Putin]].
**"Zhivago" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Doctor Zhivago|Doctor Zhivago]].
*When Strong Bad gives the trophy to Strong Mad, he says "ich bin ein [[donut]]". This is an obvious variant of [[Wikipedia:Ich bin ein Berliner|Ich bin ein Berliner]]. Furthermore, it is a play on the urban legend that the [[German]] phrase means "I am a jelly donut."
*When entering Peasantry from the Videlectrix Mainframe any time after solving the code wheel, Strong Bad says, "Load p-quest comma eight comma one" referencing LOAD“FILE”,8,1 the command needed to load games and programs into many [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computers.
*When summoning Boxer Joe, Strong Bad sometimes says "Round 1, FIGHT!" the same way the announcer does in [[Mortal Kombat]].
*When Strong Bad finally uses the performing bear, he shouts "I choose you." This is a clear reference to [[Pokémon]].
*In the game's music files, Halfathlon is referred to as [[Wikipedia:Summer Games|Summer Games]].
*"The Videlectrix Halfathalon" title mimics the similarly named The Activision Decathalon.
*The box art for Mista Fixit is modeled after the "album cover" boxes of early [[Wikipedia:Electronic Arts|Electronic Arts]], complete with an incorporation of the company's logo into the artwork.
*Revealing the ghosts with the camera is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Fatal Frame|Fatal Frame]] series of games, where you also reveal and defeat ghosts in a similar fashion.
*The Videlectrix Power magazine is a reference to the real-world [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Power|Nintendo Power]] magazine.
*The music and the jump celebration by Strong Bad after defeating Ultimate Trogdor may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy Series]].
*The scene where Strong Bad wakes up and tells everybody they were in his dream is a parody of the ending scene from ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.
*Strong Bad calling Strong Sad a "dumpla-lumpa" references the Oompa Loompas, the little men that work for [[Wikipedia:Willy Wonka|Willy Wonka]].
*When trying to use the Lappy during the Redcoat Ghost Patrol minigame, Strong Bad declines, saying that he "might get sucked into the screen or something". This is a possible reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Poltergeist (film)|Poltergeist]]''.
*Asking about Stinkoman's robot boots will unleash a diatribe ending with "And I can kick!", which is taken from an infamous 1987 [[Wikipedia:Late Night With David Letterman|Late Night With David Letterman]] interview with [[Wikipedia:Crispin Glover|Crispin Glover]] which also featured large shoes.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]
*[[Forum:14934|forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7349 Telltale forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough]

===Reviews===
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/12/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough WiiWare World review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/938/938668p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/440/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.gameshark.com/reviews/3184/Strong-Bad-Episode-5-8-Bit-is-Enough.htm GameShark review]
*[http://gamebrainspew.com/2009/01/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-e5/ GameBrainSpew review]
*[http://www.gamesradar.com/wii/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-8-bit-is-enough-wiiware/review/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-8-bit-is-enough-wiiware/a-20090106151416192261/g-200812091643093064 GamesRadar review]
*[http://www.cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode58bitisenoughreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171893&p=44 1Up.com review]
*[http://pc.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r37090.htm GameZone review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=438&p=1 Video Game Generation review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Where's an Egg?

Spellstar — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:32:03 GMT

Spellstar: /* Goofs */

{{vgamenav|wheresanegg|50k Racewalker|Duck Guardian One}}

[[Image:wheresanegg.PNG|thumb|A renegade cop with nothing to lose and an egg on his mind.]]
[[Image:Where'sAnEggboxart.png‎|thumb|Where's an Egg? box art. Где – Яйцо?]]
''"In this hard-bolied  adventure game, you must help the Boise police force find a missing egg. Not in Mancuso's garage? Try Brodermaker's gymbag. Everyone's a suspect when 'Where's an Egg?' is the game that you are playing. And that's this game!!"'' -[[Videlectrix]]

'''Where's an Egg?''' is a game by [[Videlectrix]].

'''Date:''' Monday, July 16, 2007

'''Page Title:''' Where's an Egg?

==Instructions==
The object of the game is to find an egg that one of the suspects is hiding. The task is a variation of the [[Wikipedia:Knights and Knaves|Knights and Knaves]] puzzle, in which suspects either always lie or always tell the truth. After you think you know who or where an egg is, you go to that location and shoot the suspect, who will give up an egg if you have guessed correctly.

After clicking on the title screen, you are presented with several locations in a city. Clicking on the thumbnails will take you to those locations, at which you will encounter a suspect with an item. From the menu at the bottom of the screen, you can choose one of any of the items or suspects you've encountered. When you choose an item, the suspect will tell you the location where that item can be found or the suspect who has it. When you choose a suspect from your menu, the character on the screen will tell you where that suspect can be found or what item they have. Once again, they may or may not be telling the truth.

There are three other notable replies you may receive. If you ask a suspect about himself or about the items he carries, he will respond with a [[Wikipedia:smiley|smiley face]]. If you ask a suspect about anything after shooting him, he will respond with a red cross. Also, if you ask a suspect about an egg and he replies with a question mark, he does not have any information about the location of an egg.

== Strategy ==
Since a given suspect either always lies or always tells the truth, their reply about the location of an egg can be tested by asking them questions to which you know the answer. For example, if they give you information about an egg, you can ask them about an item and verify that the location or suspect with which they reply indeed corresponds to that item. If the answer they give is correct, then the location of an egg that they give is correct as well.

The above method can be modified by first asking about the first person or item you have seen, then if the suspect answers correctly, ask about an egg. Continue asking all the suspects the same question until you find a person who gives a correct answer and knows about an egg. If none are found, revisit your first person and ask about an egg. Then simply find the culprit and shoot them.

In some cases, a lying suspect may reveal themselves as such by giving the same answer for two different questions (e.g., suggesting that two different characters have a potted plant) or, due to a programming error, even answering with their own face when questioned about a different item.

Another strategy is to ask every suspect the location of an egg until you have two replies that agree. In that case, it is likely, though not certain, that the suspect they incriminate indeed has an egg.

In order to keep accurate track of which person matches which object, just quickly visit all of the locations before asking anyone a question. This will cause each person and their object to appear in the same order at the bottom of the screen. Once you have visited all locations, start asking each person where an egg is. Once you find someone who replies, figure out if they are a truth-teller or a liar by seeing if their responses properly match up people to their object. If they are a truth-teller, move on to asking about an egg. If they tell the truth, you know who has an egg.

However, one haphazard strategy is to simply shoot three random people. This gives a 1 in 3 chance of winning, with no real effort.

== Suspects, locations, and items ==
Suspects, locations, and items are randomly assigned for each game.
===Suspects===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blonde Woman.png | <center>Blonde woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Blue Hat.png | <center>Blue hat man</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Maid.png | <center>Butcher</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Butler.png | <center>Butler</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - John.png | <center>[[John McEnroe]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Mechanic.png | <center>Mechanic </center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Old Lady.png | <center>Old Woman</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Kid Speedy.png | <center>Red-haired boy</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Suspects - Red Hat.png | <center>Red hat man</center>
</gallery>

===Locations===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Aquarium.png | <center>Aquarium</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Theater.png | <center>Art museum</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Museum.png | <center>Bank</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Beach.png | <center>Beach</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Pier.png | <center> Bridge</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - City.png | <center> City</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Desert.png | <center> Desert</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Siberia.png | <center> Siberia</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Locations - Forest.png | <center> Park</center>
</gallery>

===Items===
<gallery>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Egg.png | <center>An [[egg]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Beer.png | <center>[[Beer]]</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Bomb.png | <center>Bomb</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Cat.png | <center>Cat</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Duffel.png | <center>Gym bag</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Pencil.png | <center>Pencil</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Plant.png | <center>Potted plant</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Slingshot.png | <center>Slingshot</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Strawberry.png | <center>Strawberry</center>
Image:Where's an Egg - Items - Wrench.png | <center>Wrench</center>
</gallery>

== Endings ==
[[Image:Where's an egg loose screen.PNG|thumb|Lose screen]]
If you run out of time or shoot three characters who do not have an egg, the game ends. The character who did have an egg is shown running with it through the area they were in, and the main character is shown in Siberia wearing prison clothes and a ball-and-chain. He quickly turns into a skeleton.

[[Image:Where's an egg win screen.PNG|thumb|left|Win screen]]
If you successfully reclaim an egg, a uniformed man (probably [[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Stalin]]) awards you with a badge in front of [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]. The screen pans up to the sky, where fireworks shoot off. If the game was completed with enough time left on the clock, different spaceships fly through the sky:
*901–940 seconds left — one spaceship
*941–970 seconds left — two spaceships
*971 or more seconds left — three spaceships, the last of which is exited by a cosmonaut

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== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This game was released more than two and a half years after its description was featured on the Videlectrix website. The [[main page message]] announcing its release read: '''new' videlectrix game!''
*The language used in the game is [[Russia|Russian]], and is understandable to a native speaker, although there are various grammatical and stylistic errors (see [[#Translations|Translation section]]).
*After shooting someone who does not have an egg, you can still question them and they will reply with the symbol for the [[Wikipedia:International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement|Red Cross]] (indicating they require medical attention). The Red Cross has recently been [http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=016637&tid=001 trying to stop game creators from using their logo this way].
*In every game, there are either three or four suspects who tell the truth, and either three or four suspects who will give an answer when asked about an egg. Three is more common in both cases, and at least one of the honest suspects will answer about an egg.

*Each suspect has a theme song that plays when you visit them.
**If a suspect talks about another person, that person's theme plays in the right speaker.
**If you ask about another person, that person's theme plays in the left speaker.
**If you shoot a suspect, their theme song volume is lowered.
**The victory music is all of the suspects' themes played on top of each other.
*Where's an Egg? is shown on a [[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk]] in the introductions for [[strongbad_email.exe]] Discs [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three|Three]] and [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|Five]].

===Remarks===
[[Image:Eggpage2.jpg|thumb|Page 13 of the instruction manual]]
*A [[Videlectrix:eggction.html|page of the manual]] was also made available at the same time as the game was released.
*Although the Videlectrix description suggests that an egg may be in "Mancuso's garage", a garage is not one of the locations in the game, although there is a mechanic.

===Goofs===
*For the first second of the game, the timer reads 000, when its true value is 999. One second later, it changes to 998. If you manage to win in that first second, it will read 999 on the victory screen.

===Glitches===
*If you shoot the last bullet at the wrong person right before time is up, when the clock runs to 000, you will be presented with a win screen with the perpetrator sliding across the screen and the lose screen in Siberia. Then you are presented with a medal.

===Inside References===
*This is another mention of [[eggs]] and [[alcohol]].
*The main character wields a [[gun]].
*All of the suspects [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack visible arms]].
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] was previously used to sell a half-eaten breakfast burrito in [[english paper]].
*The red-haired boy shares several features with both [[Kid Speedy]] and [[Ron Cumberdale]] from [[Peasant's Quest]].
*[[Mancuso]] is mentioned again.

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Boise, Idaho|Boise]] is the capital city of the US state [[Wikipedia:Idaho|Idaho]]. Idaho is likely referenced because one of its northern cities is named Moscow, like the capital of the former USSR/Russia (where this game really seems to take place).
*Brodermaker is a reference to video game company [[Wikipedia:Brøderbund|Brøderbund]], makers of the [[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] games.
**This game is also very similar, in some aspects, to the early Carmen Sandiego games.
*The music at the beginning of the game accompanying the Videlectrix logo is from the traditional Russian [[Wikipedia:The Volga Boatmen's Song|Song of the Volga Boatmen]].
*The three spacecraft that fly across the screen in the ending sequence are [[Wikipedia:Sputnik 1|Sputnik 1]], [[Wikipedia:Vostok 1|Vostok 1]], and [[Wikipedia:Voskhod 2|Voskhod 2]], commemorating three "firsts" of the Russian space program: the first artificial satellite, the [[Wikipedia:Yuri Gagarin|first man in space]], and the [[Wikipedia:Aleksei Leonov|first spacewalk]], respectively.
**The congratulation scene is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] and [[Wikipedia:NES|NES]] versions of [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]] (a game that is famous for having come out of Russia), in which the player was shown rocket and shuttle launches of spacecraft at the end of a game depending on how well the player did.
*Gameplay bears certain superficial similarities to the board game [[Wikipedia:Cluedo|Clue]], being a [[Wikipedia:Whodunit|whodunit]] wherein a specific accusation must be formulated from a set of distinct suspects, items and locations.
*The scene where the main character is stuck in icy mountains with a ball and chain is a reference to the old Russian practice of [[Wikipedia:Gulag|exiling criminals]] to [[Wikipedia:Siberia|Siberia]], which is a cold, mountainous region of Russia.

===Translations===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Location !! Message !! Transliteration !! Translation !! Notes
|-
| Loading screen || телевизионный электрический || televizzionniy elektricheskii || Videlectrix || ''Literally:'' "televisual electric". Electric video would be "Электрическое Видео" (Elektricheskoe Video).
|-
| Title || Где – Яйцо? || Gde Yaitso? || Where's an egg? || Russian has no article, so it is impossible to make a distinction between "the egg" and "an egg" and the title could refer to either. The dash in the title is incorrect; such a dash is only used to separate a predicate from a noun phrase (an action from an object) instead of the present tense of the verb "to be", which does not exist in Russian.
|-
| Inscription above the columns of the gray building || Берег || Bereg || Bank || The word has the sense of "riverbank", as opposed to a financial service institution, which would be "банк" (Bank). Furthermore, the game mistakenly uses a capital "R" instead of the Cyrillic "г", which resembles a lowercase "r".
|-
| When you discover who had an egg || виновник || vinovnik || criminal ''or'' guilty person || Criminal is actually Преступник (Prestupnik).
|-
| rowspan="2" | When you win the game || поздравление || pozdravlenie || congratulations || Although English speakers often use the noun "Congratulations," a Russian would probably have used a verb: "I congratulate you with your victory." The verb is often dropped entirely from such phrases, leaving only "with your victory."
|-
| ЛЕНИН || LENIN || [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Lenin|Lenin]] || An entrance to [[Wikipedia:Lenin's Mausoleum|Lenin's Mausoleum]]
|-
| rowspan="2" | When you lose || гулаг || gulag || [[Wikipedia:Gulag|Gulag]] || The name given to the Soviet labor camps
|-
| игра законченный || igra zakonchenniy || game over || This phrase is incorrect due to misuse of gender (nouns have genders in Russian). A grammatically correct version would read "игра закончена" (igra zakonchena).
|}

==External Links==
*[[Videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|play Where's an Egg?]]
*[[Videlectrix:egg7.swf|play Where's an Egg? (Flash file)]]
*[[Videlectrix:eggction.html|view the auction for the instructions]]
*[[Forum:11947|forum thread re: "Where's An Egg?"]]
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Where's an Egg?

Spellstar — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:26:13 GMT

Spellstar: /* Goofs */

Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough

Spellstar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 06:06:57 GMT

Spellstar: /* Bubs' Concession Stand */

[[Image:Sbcg4ap103 strongbad.png|thumb|"Rock and roll, Strong Bad!"]]A walkthrough of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 3: [[Baddest of the Bands]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===House of Strong===
Strong Bad sits down to play his new Limozeen game as the episode begins. Feel free to play it as far as you can... but you won't get far, because the Fun Machine will blow a fuse and the game will glitch up. Guess someone's got to fix it...

* ''And that someone isn't Strong Sad. You can ask him about it, but he'll just tell you to go visit Bubs. And Bubs don't come cheap.''
* While you're here, though, be sure to nab your Metal Detector. You won't need it, but it'll help you dig up some bonus items.
* Go down to the basement and open your inventory. You'll notice that you have a microphone there, for no apparent reason. What this bad boy will do is make cardboard boxes appear out of nowhere, if you sing in the right place. Try it out and open the box that appears next to the washer to get a sloshy shirt.
* While you're downstairs, examine the couch to find your leopard print pants.
* Search the Luxa-lounger for a Limozeen collector's glass.
* '''Go to the kitchen and open up the fridge to find some aerosol cheese spray.'''
* Touch the microwave next to the fridge to get a, ahem, shocking surprise. Turns out you get awesomeness points for this. Go figure.
* '''Talk to Strong Mad and he'll mention that he's heading to Cool Tapes practice at Marzipan's.'''
* '''You can also nab the vandalized album sitting on Strong Mad's dresser. Hold on to it; it will be a useful reference later.'''
* '''Get your lighter from next to the Lappy, too.'''
* You can get zapped again by trying to unplug the Lappy.
* Flick the upper light switch to get the first page for the Limozeen game manual.
* ''If you talk to Strong Sad, he'll tell you that he's going to become a snooty rock n' roll journalist, something Strong Bad can't seem to imagine.''
* Talking to Strong Sad twice about the bats should reveal that they love dank places, your first Expression of Affection.
* ''There are other cool-looking and plot-necessary items in your brothers' rooms, but for now, they'll stop you from taking them. Oh, well.''
* Go outside and rock out with your microphone again. Open the box for another Limozeen shot glass.
* '''Open your map and add Marzipan's House to it. But head for Bubs' Concession Stand first.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have the Fun Machine, Metal Detector, the Aerosol Cheese, the Vandalized Album, and the Lighter. Strong Bad will now be harmed twice. You also have two of the four costume items, two of four collector's glasses, one Limozeen game manual page, and one Expression of Affection.

===Bubs' Concession Stand===
* '''Give Bubs the Fun Machine. He'll fix it in exchange for a big sack of cash — one you currently lack.'''

At this point, Strong Bad gets the idea of running a Battle of the Bands. Not only will it be an awesome excuse to make a lot of noise, but he can use the profits on fixing his Fun Machine. Bubs is willing to help, but first things first. He needs a security officer and some celebrity judges. To help with the former, however, he hands you a security jacket. But who will wear it?

* '''Grab the paper on the side of the stand for help with the other half of the deal. Limozeen will spend the day with whoever can send in the coolest album picture! You already have some concept art (if you took it from Strong Mad's room), but you still need to make it a reality.'''
* '''Get the stencil next to the stand, too.'''
* '''Since you're here, wander through the Field to add all the locations to the map. Unlike in Homestar Ruiner, you're going to need to visit most of them sooner or later anyway.'''
* '''When you get to Strong Badia, put the stencil you just got on the fence. Use the aerosol cheese on the stencil to make it appear as though "SECURITY" is a hot new band. Strong Sad will come in, eager for news to help him in being a snooty rock journalist.'''
* '''Show Strong Sad the security jacket. He'll be convinced it's for a new hot band and put it on. '''

Strong Sad will run over and show it to Bubs, who assumes that Strong Sad is the head of security. Strong Sad gets confused and eventually gives in. Now you just need some celebrity judges. Maybe if you won that Limozeen album art contest...

Take a look at that album cover from Strong Mad's room. Strong Bad declares this the coolest album art ever. It involves a cool-looking car on fire with a star, a blonde in a bikini with a sword, and a dinosaur. If you can set up a photo like that, you'll be in business. And wouldn't you know, there's already a cool car in the area with a convenient oil slick around it!

* '''Go over to the Cool Car and set the oil slick on fire. It looks cool, but there's still a lot left to be done until it's contest-entry worthy.'''
* '''Walk to the right, and you'll eventually notice a stick (not THE Stick) with a starfish and a sign that says "Eat at Bubs". Grab the star and put it on the car. Now you've got the "imploding star" part.'''
* While you're in The Field, use the Detector in front of the fence and to the right of Bubs' Consession Stand to get the Hollywood Boulevard shoes and a Two-O Duo poster, respectively.
* Sing in front the Brick Wall to make another cardboard box appear, which contains a headband.
* '''Head to Marzipan's house.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' In addition to the items you would have already used in the above, you should have the Limozeen Contest Flyer, all four costume items, and the Two-O Duo poster. You should have automatically gained a second Expression of Affection by talking to Bubs about the Fun Machine. You've lost the lighter, but it won't be as critical to your awesomeness this time around. The Fun Machine is gone too.

===Marzipan's===
We're really only here because Strong Mad won't leave the House of Strong until you see him here. But let's do a couple of extra things while we're here.

* '''Grab that Zen Rock from Marzipan's garden.'''
* Use the Detector outside her house to unearth another Limozeen shotglass.
* ''If you want to know why the Cool Tapes are practicing, feel free to ask Marzipan. It involves white vegan bats. That's enough to disinterest Strong Bad.''
* '''Now that we've seen both brothers leave the house, time to head back to the House of Strong.'''

===House of Strong===
Without your brothers' interference, you can now filch all their stuff!

* '''From Strong Sad's room, take the camera and the bat hutch.'''
* '''From the bathroom, take the fake sword.'''
* '''From Strong Mad's room, take Poodonkis. It's in the left side of the closet.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have the Zen Rock, Camera, Bat Hutch, Fake Sword, and Poodonkis. You should have three shot glasses, too.

So back to that album. You need a hot blonde with a sword, and now you have the sword...

* '''It's time to head to Marzipan's house to enlist the help of the hottest blonde around.'''

===Marzipan's===
* Oh, wait, did you think I meant Marzipan? Sorry, Strong Bad is physically incapable of speaking to her without insulting her. Try to give her the fake sword anyway; remember, you get awesomeness points for getting hurt.
* '''No, it's actually The Cheat that you need to offer the sword to.'''
* '''Head back to the Cool Car to complete your masterpiece.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have lost the sword, but you should have a third Strong Bad abuse point.

===Cool Car===
The Cheat, complete with a disturbing bikini, will already be here. Just one more finishing touch...

* '''Use Poodonkis on the car. Strong Bad will put him on the ground a distance away for perspective reasons.'''
* '''Now snap a picture with Strong Sad's camera. As if the scene wasn't already awesome enough, the Von Blaubloods (er, the bats) will fly in and circle around The Cheat, and Strong Bad will get an unbelievable stroke of luck in the way of awesome lighting. Now THAT is an album cover!'''
* '''Head back to the House of Strong.'''

===House of Strong===
* '''All you need to do now is mail in that picture. Strong Bad wins the contest!'''
* '''Head to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''

===Bubs' Concession Stand===
* '''From your inventory, use the letter from Limozeen on Bubs and the concert is on! He'll give you entry forms and tell you to hire three bands. He recommends Cool Tapes and talking to Pom Pom, but refuses to speak of his old duo with Coach Z.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll lose certain items you no longer need; notably, the Limozeen Flyer and the Vandalized Album. Poodonkis won't be in your inventory either, since you used him to set up the photo. What you will have now, however, are some entry forms to give to the bands.

* '''Ask Bubs about the Two-O-Duo and he'll reminisce a bit about how he and Coach Z used to be real pranksters. He'll also give you his "DeButt" album. You don't need this, but it'll give hints on how to reunite the Two-O-Duo.'''
* '''Open the map. Club Technochocolate and The Track will be added. Let's check out the Club first.'''

===Club Technochocolate===
Pom Pom is well-known for his keyboarding skills, and he's currently looking for a singer to join him. And Homestar is here too, hoping that he'll do well in an audition. On various tables throughout the club are various food items.

* ''Pom Pom won't join your concert without a singer, and Homestar is strapped for cash. Better make sure Homestar passes the audition!''
* '''There's a slow cooker near Pom Pom, but it's empty right now. Seems like kind of a waste, with all this food around. Help Pom Pom out by spraying some aerosol cheese in there. It makes a surprisingly good fondue!'''
* '''On the farthest table is an album. Examine it to take it. Turns out that it's Pom Pom's hit, Food-Related Love.'''
* '''Put the record on the player in the DJ booth to prompt Homestar to start singing.'''

Unfortunately for Homestar, he's having trouble making good food-related rhymes. When he gets stuck, he'll talk about whatever he's focusing on. Help him out by standing near the food items that fit the rhyme.

* '''For the first line, stand by the Buffalo Wings.'''
* '''Think it's the escargot for the second line? Sorry, Homestar doesn't get it. Try the wine (the merlot) instead.'''
* '''The escargot (snails) work for the third line.'''
* '''And the final line will require that fondue. If you forgot to fill it before, you can quickly fill it before Homestar finishes the song.'''

Pom Pom will be impressed and will hire Homestar as a singer.

* '''Give Pom Pom an entry form for the Battle Royale. Homestar will talk him into signing up for it. You'll get the filled in entry form, but the check's in the mail. (Man, if you can't trust a known criminal with the word "Bad" in his name, who CAN you trust?)'''
* Walk near the bar and use the microphone to make a box appear. Inside the box is a Pom-Pom poster.
* '''Let's visit Marzipan next.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have the Two-O-Duo "DeButt" album and Pomstar's entry form. You should also have two out of the four Rare Band Posters.

===Marzipan's===
Marzipan's old aquarium gravel will be in a tipped-over box on the lawn. More on that later.

* ''Marzipan won't agree to join your concert. Turns out it's the same day as the benefit concert.''
* '''There are some Cool Tapes pictures on the desk near Marzipan's answering machine. Take one.'''
* ''You can have Marzipan autograph a picture, and she can make it out to various characters, each with a different response.''
* Having her sign one for Strong Bad will inspire her ire, but it will still count as a third Expression of Affection.
* '''She'll be hesitant about making one out to Coach Z, but you're going to need that one, and it will net you a fourth Expression of Affection to boot.'''
* '''Now head to the Track.'''

===The Track===
Well, actually, the Locker Room. You can't visit the track proper in this episode. But anyway, Coach Z is in a funk, stamping toilet paper (and just about everything else) to take his mind off his bad mood.

* ''Ask him what's wrong, and he'll say that he's depressed over his unrequited stalk of Marzipan.''
* Talking to him about Marzipan a second time will tally up a fifth Expression of Affection.
* '''Show him the autographed picture. Coach Z will be thrilled and will head over to Marzipan's immediately.'''
* '''With Coach Z gone, you're free to rescue a roll of the toilet paper he was stamping from an unspeakable fate.'''
* '''There's also some bleach in the second locker.'''
* Also, in the locker to the left of the one where the bleach is contained, there is a Cool Tapes poster.
* '''And there's a conspicuous bent-out-of-shape hanger in the showers.'''
* '''Head to Strong Bad's house next.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have added Toilet Paper, Bleach, and the Hanger to your inventory. You should also have 3 out of 4 of the Rare Band Posters and five Expressions of Affection.

===House of Strong===
Marzipan won't join your concert because of some endangered white bats. Well, what if they weren't so endangered? Would she change her mind?

* '''Go to the basement and throw the bat hutch and some bleach into the washer.'''
* '''Kick the washer to get it running. The bats will miraculously survive, and wind up just as white as the bat sitting in Marzipan's house.'''
* '''Time to head back to Marzipan's.'''

===Marzipan's===
Coach Z will be here. He's trying to get Marzipan's attention, but it's not going well.

* ''You can ask him to try various methods to get attention.''
** Suggesting he use the Boom Box won't work for him, but will award you with a Musical Moment.
** Encouraging him to recite poetry won't work either, but knocks out a sixth Expression of Affection.
** ''You can also get him to throw pebbles at her window, but this too will be unsuccessful.''
* ''Check out the Two-O-Duo album. One of the tracks is "Throwin' Rocks through Ol' Man Marzipan's Windows". That sounds like a pro-Strong-Bad idea! And Coach Z is throwing pebbles already, but they lack the requisite oomph.''
* '''Drop the Zen Rock into the pile of pebbles.'''
* '''Now suggest that Coach Z throw pebbles again. Only this time, he'll throw the not-exactly-pebblish Zen Rock and make a not-exactly-pebblish hole in the window. Marzipan will be not-exactly-pleased, but Bubs will conveniently walk by and reminisce a little.'''
* Show an entry form to Strong Mad, inspiring Marzipan to sing a little song, earning you another Musical Moment.
* Showing an entry form to The Cheat (twice) will recall an unfortunate previous promotional deal, and award you with a Musical Moment both times.
* '''Anyway, show Marzipan your mock-albino bats and she'll be thrilled. She'll even set her own bat free to fly among its kin, and cancel her previous gig!'''
**''If you give Marzipan the bats before Coach Z throws the rock, the sequence will play out slightly differently.''
* '''Now give her an entry form. Though she doesn't like Limozeen much, she signs up! But she doesn't trust Strong Bad with money either, so again, check's in the mail.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You won't have the Bat Hutch or Zen Rock any more. You will, however, have the Cool Tapes entry form, four Musical Moments, and six Expressions of Affection.

* ''Back to that Two-O-Duo album, the other tracks are "Stealin' Stuff from My Own Store" and "Let's T.P. The Stick". Well, Bubs liked the results the last time you did what an album track said!''
* '''Head for The Stick.'''

===The Stick===
* '''This one's easy: just throw the toilet paper on The Stick to decorate it. Since Coach Z stamped the toilet paper, he'll be the one to take the blame.'''
* '''Bubs' Concession Stand is the next target. You can walk there or just zip there with your map.'''

===Bubs' Concession Stand===
Hey, one of Bubs' old records is just sitting out asking to be stolen! Not as simple as it seems, though: this one has kind of an esoteric solution.

* '''Try to take the album. Oops, Bubs installed a security robot, which will yell at you and summon Bubs over. Take the alarm that's flashing over the robot. That's right, the alarm, not the record.'''
* ''You can try to take the record, but Bubs has superglued it to the counter. Whatever, you didn't want that cheap imiation diamond plated record any dang way.''
* '''Now to put the alarm somewhere that will make Bubs think Coach Z did it. And where better than his office? Head for The Track.'''

===The Track===
* '''Put the alarm in Coach Z's office. Bubs will use his homing beacon to find the alarm, again believing Coach Z did it.
* '''Head back to Bubs' Concession Stand.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' This will be the last checkpoint before a lot of areas become inaccessible until Extended Play, so make sure there's nothing left you want to do right now! You won't have the Toilet Paper any more, but as long as Bubs has agreed to rejoin Coach Z, you've got your third band!

===Bubs' Concession Stand===
* '''Talk to Bubs about Two-O-Duo. They're back together now, and Bubs has already taken care of the paperwork.'''
* '''Give him the entry forms for the other two bands. You're now in business!'''

Okay, so I have some good news, some bad news, some awesome news, and some awful news. Good news? You're making a profit from your concert! Bad news? It's not enough to repair the FunMachine. Awesome news? Strong Bad realizes that he can join the concert himself and use the prize money to make up the rest of the repairs! Awful news? Every competent or even halfway-competent musician is already performing in a band. Only the King of Town and Homsar remain.

Yikes.

===Strong Bad's Stage===
After some offscreen and probably very montagey practice, Strong Bad will ask his bandmates to help him name the band.

* '''Each of the three characters will have five unmarked choices appear; select whatever you like. The choices are, in order:'''
**'''Strong Bad:'''
**# Diamond
**# Devastating
**# Deluxe
**# Degenerate
**# Demonic
**'''The King of Town:'''
**# Octopus
**# Omelette
**# Oyster
**# Oatmeal
**# Oliveloaf
**'''Homsar:'''
**# Itch Machine
**# Iguanodon
**# Insurance
**# Incorporated
**# Insomniacs

* '''After all three characters have said their part of the band name, you can pick the "Angel" option to go with it, or the "Devil" option to do the whole thing over. The band name doesn't matter, so just accept it when you're satisfied. The band's initials will always be DÖI, however.'''

The band will start rocking — with pretty miserable results. Homsar and the King of Town just weren't made for rock concerts. DÖI is way behind in the rankings, too. Strong Bad quickly realizes that the only way he's going to win this concert is if everyone else is sabotaged! Fortunately, sabotage is something Strong Bad excels at.

All the old areas except the House of Strong (and The Track, if you forgot to pick up the hanger from in there) will be removed from the map for now. In their place will be the stages for all four bands. Also, your main inventory has been cleared of everything except the Microphone, Metal Detector, Bleach, Camera, and Hanger. You don't need any of the other items any more, though.

All of the stages will have a cardboard cutout of Limozeen next to them.

* ''Examine the cardboard cutout. Turns out that THIS was what was meant by the contest. They'll still happily judge your concert via webcam, luckily. Or not so luckily, given that they don't approve of DÖI's... unique style at all.''
* '''There's a coloring book next to the cutout, too. Who doesn't like coloring books? Take it.'''
* Use the dectector near the D.O.I. banner. You'll find a...D.O.I. Poster?! Strong Bad then gives his approval.
* '''Head for the Cool Tapes stage first.'''

===Cool Tapes Stage===
Their practice has paid off. The Cool Tapes are quite the experienced band, and their music proves it. Homestar, Bubs, and Limozeen strongly approve! Which means nothing good for DÖI, so you're going to have to do something about their approval rating.

* ''Talk to "Limozeen". They'll say that they love Cool Tapes' music, but they wish she wasn't so preachy. On cue, Marzipan will speak up against harming sea mammals, destroying wetlands, and exploiting women. If she gets too preachy, she might lose her Limozeen support.''
* '''You'll want that billy club leaning next to the stage. Strong Sad doesn't mind if you take it. He does, however, mind the years of abuse he's suffered at your hands, and now that he has the power, he'll make sure to remind you. But, hey, at least you got the club, right?'''
* Unfortunately, that time doesn't count to your abuse meter. Talk to Strong Sad again in order to get harmed.
* Use the microphone here to conjure a box containing the dedication page of the Limozeen game manual.
* '''Check out Pomstar's Stage next.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' Strong Bad's been harmed four times now, but you'll have the Coloring Book and the Billy Club. You should also have two Limozeen game manual pages and all 4 Rare Band posters.

===Pomstar Stage===
What's going on here? Homestar is being suave and charming, careful with his words, AND wearing silly headphones?!! Something's fishy - and it's high-time we found, gutted and deep-fried that fish.

* ''Try talking to Pom Pom. He'll snap at you, and Homestar will repeat what Pom Pom apparently says. Odd...''
* ''How about talking to Strong Sad? He'll zap you again (which won't count extra toward your awesomeness, as he already zapped you once), and then speak into his walkie-talkie. Again, Homestar will repeat what Strong Sad says.''

Aha! Pom Pom must be feeding his lines to Homestar through those headphones! The nerve of him! Cheating! I'd say two could play at that game... only you were planning on doing that anyway, weren't you?

* This stage was set up near the Drive-Thru Whale. Talk to the Whale to hear some nonsense, which will only serve to annoy Marzipan and Coach Z. If only you could get Homestar to repeat the whale's words! Oh, and the spout is missing. If you had spoken to the Whale in The Field, you'd know why.
* Talking to the Drive-Thru Whale a second time will check off a seventh Expression of Affection.
* '''Put the hanger into the whale's now-evacuated blowhole to form a makeshift antenna.'''
* '''Examine the antenna to turn it. Make sure it's pointed toward the stage.'''
* '''Now talk to the whale. Homestar will repeat the nonsense that the whale says, turning off the crowd. Without a suave singer, Pomstar no longer stands a chance! One down, two to go.'''
* '''While we're here, remember how Marzipan disliked the mistreatment of marine mammals? See that arm on the Limozeen cutout? Put the Billy Club in that arm and it will look like they're hitting the whale.'''
* '''Marzipan's not paying attention, though, so snap a picture of them.'''
* '''Give the picture to Marzipan. She'll be miffed, but will try to contain her emotions.'''
* '''Let's check out the Two-O-Duo's act next.'''

===Two-O-Duo Stage===
Pom Pom, The Cheat, and Limozeen are all enjoying the performance, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Talk to Limozeen to see what they like about the Duo. Turns out that the music isn't that stellar, but Coach Z's dance steps are more than cool enough to make up for it. This counts as the eighth Expression of Affection.
* ''Check out the records on the edge of the stage. You can rearrange them, and after you leave, Coach Z will do dance steps in the order indicated by the songs.''
** ''Left Shift-Alt-Delete: Coach Z will dance to his left.''
** ''Roll Wit' 'Da Punches: Coach Z will do a rolling hand move that resembles punches.''
** ''Slide to the Right Y'all Bridesmaids: Coach Z will dance to his right.''
** ''Doin the Wigglie: Coach Z will do a wiggling dance.''
* ''None of the orders will do much to disrupt their groove. Coach Z will reject any dance maneuvers that send him off the stage, and you can't really do much else with this selection.''
* Try dumping the bleach into the pond by the stage. This will bring back painful (albeit awesome) memories of Marzipan's wrath — after all, she's against the destruction of wetlands, remember? — so Strong Bad will refuse to do it. If only you had someone else to take the blame...
* '''Give the bleach bottle to "Limozeen". They'll unwittingly dump the bleach into the pond, killing the fish within.'''
* '''Since Marzipan is nowhere to be found, let's get a picture of this one too.'''
* Poke the dead fish to receive the Mary shot glass.
* Use the metal detector to unearth the lyrics page of the Limozeen game manual.
* '''Head home next.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have a picture of Limozeen dumping bleach into the pond, though you won't have the Bleach or the Billy Club any more. Thanks to Strong Bad's memory, he'll have been hurt five times now, and you should have three pages of the Limozeen game manual and eight Expressions of Affection.

===House of Strong===

* '''Some of Strong Sad's old records are here. Specifically, "Hugo Left Me Miserable" and "The Three O'Clock Twist". Those should come in handy!'''
* '''Head to the drawing table with your coloring book in hand. Strong Bad will suddenly feel inspired to draw Limozeen Girl Squad! You'll be exploiting the demise of four women (admittedly of the teenaged variety), and with Limozeen on every page! That's sure to annoy Marzipan!'''
* '''But first, let's go see if these new records will help us out with the Two-O-Duo.'''

===Two-O-Duo Stage===
You've got two extra records now, one that makes Coach Z dance left and one that will make him turn ninety degrees. Coach Z still won't do anything as dumb as dance off the stage, but perhaps you can make him do something else that's dumb instead.

* '''Switch out "Doin The Wigglie" and "Slide to the Right" for the two songs you got from the House of Strong.'''
* '''Arrange the songs so that one of the "Left" songs is first, then "The Three O'Clock Twist", then the other "Left" song, and finally "Roll Wit' 'Da Punches".

As a result of your tampering, Coach Z will dance right up next to Bubs... and hit him in the face! Bubs is so angry at him that he storms offstage. Coach Z can't save himself with his rapping alone, so they drop in the standings too!

With the Duo out of the way, let's go have some words with Cool Tapes' lead singer, Marzipan, over at the Pomstar stage.

===Pomstar Stage===
* '''Give Marzipan the picture from the Duo's stage, further damaging her opinion of Limozeen.'''
* To obtain the ninth Expression of Affection, take this opportunity to turn your Hint level to High in Options and head back to the stage of the now-disgraced Two-O-Duo. Clicking randomly around for a bit should lead to Strong Bad eventually hinting that the Teen Girl Squad would love the Duo's stage setup.
* '''Finally, give Marzipan the coloring book. She'll now be thoroughly infuriated with Limozeen and will dedicate her next song to trashing them. Of course, insulting judges is never a good way to win competitions, so Cool Tapes' score will plummet.'''

Unfortunately, even with all this sabotage, all three bands are still doing better than DÖI! Time to up the ante. Strong Bad promises good things when he unveils his secret weapon to be revealed with the button in the corner of his stage...

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll still have the two records you stole from Bubs, but no more Coloring Book. No picture either, though you will have nine Expressions of Affection.

===DÖI Stage===
* ''Surprise, surprise. The red button doesn't work. The allegedly amazing prop you promised will have to be revealed manually.''
* ''But if you try to head toward the ladder to get to the top of the stage, you'll discover that the fan is on so strong that you can't reach it! And worse still, the controls for the fan are, themselves, on the ceiling!''
* '''What you CAN do is try to grab that German helmet on the hatrack. You'll just barely grab it before the wind blows you back... and unintentionally makes you do a cool slide across the floor.'''
* '''Give the hat to Homsar.'''
* '''Now examine Homsar and you can control his swinging. Get him high enough and far enough out and he'll hit the controls for the fan, producing an amazing display of pyrotechnics and deactivating the fan!'''

With the fan offline, the fog machine will make a cloud right in the middle of the stage. The bats from before will fly into that cloud.

* ''You can try to get to the manual release now, but the speaker blocks your path.''
* '''Examine the King of Town to introduce him to the crowd. He'll go a bit wild, knocking over the tub of butter with the lobster that is, for whatever reason, sitting on the stage.'''
* '''Grab the lobster.'''
* '''Use the lobster on the speaker's cable. He won't be strong enough to cut it, but the King of Town will suddenly notice and, in a gluttonous rage, he'll swing at the lobster with his axe-like guitar. That's enough to cut the cable, so the speaker falls to the stage. The lobster tries to use it to hide from the King of Town, and the King tries to hit it with his guitar. The crowd goes wild... But you still haven't revealed your coup de grace, so let's keep going.'''
* '''You can now reach the manual controls for your killer prop... but the fog and the bats are in the way, so you're not done yet.'''
* '''Grab the tub of butter, since the King is occupied with the lobster right now.'''
* '''Pour the butter into the fog machine. Now instead of creating ordinary everyday fog, it'll create a rich and creamy buttery fog — which will get all over the bats!'''

The bats will catch the King of Town's attention, and he'll jump after them to catch and eat them. This will send the crowd into an absolute frenzy and will cause you to win the Battle Royale. Of course, no one cares about your prop any more, and the King kinda upstaged you... but DÖI won, at any rate, so you got your prize money and can now afford Fun Machine repairs!

===Extended Play===
* ''Homsar remains at the DÖI stage, allowing you to play the theremin minigame at will.''
* Playing the Wigglie record at Club Technochocolate will get you the back cover of the Limozeen game manual, complete with a signed photo of a real-life babelian!
** Playing the Wigglie record a second time will reveal its B-side and award you another Musical Moment, as will playing the "Slide to the Right" record.
* Talking to Strong Sad (hanging out in Strong Badia) will earn you the seventh and final Musical Moment.
* Talking to Coach Z (back at the Track) should reveal his brotherly relationship with Bubs - the tenth and final Expression of Affection.
* Get a score of 45000 or more in Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey to increase your awesomeness rating.
* Obtaining all of the Collectibles, Costume Items, Musical Moments, Strong Bad Abuse, Expressions of Affection, and besting 45000 points in Hot Babelien Odyssey will earn you the highest rank, for which you will receive a special Limozeen t-shirt.

==Collectibles==
===Limozeen Mini Glasses===
There are four stylish Limozeen souvenir shot glasses scattered about featuring the likenesses of the band's long-haired members.
* Larry - Click on the Luxa Lounger in the Strong's living room
* Perry - Use the Microphone outside the Strong's house
* Gary - Use the Black Metal Detector outside Marzipan's house
* Mary - Click on the Dead Fish in the pond (after it has been bleached)

===Rare Band Posters===
Each of Free Country USA's musical acts has their own promotional poster. One might question the promotional value of the posters, however, considering how well each of them has been hidden from view.
* Two-O-Duo - Use the Metal Detector near Bubs' Concession Stand
* Cool Tapes - Click on the left locker at the Track
* PomStar - Use the Microphone at Club Technochocolate
* D.O.I. - Use the Metal Detector at the D.O.I. stage

===Limozeen H.B.O. Manual Pages===
Again, Strong Bad has managed to scatter to the winds the manual pages for his game-of-the-month, Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey. These are always awarded in the same order: Front Cover, Dedication, Lyrics, and Back Cover.
* Use the light switch in Strong Bad's Lappy room
* Use the Microphone at the Cool Tapes stage
* Use the Metal Detector at the Two-O-Duo stage
* Use the "Doin' the Wigglie" record at Club Technochocolate in Extended Play

==Costume Items==
There are four items of clothing to be found in Baddest of the Bands, plus one bonus item and another hidden shirt.
* Sloshy shirt - Use the Microphone in the Strong's laundry room
* Leopard print pants - Click on the couch in the Strong's basement
* Chain boots - Use the Metal Detector near the picket fence in The Field
* Leopard headband - Use the Microphone near the brick wall in The Field
* Limozeen shirt - Awarded for obtaining the final rank of Impossibly Rocked Out
* Yellow creature shirt - As with the previous two episodes, walking underneath the doorway of the photo booth will cause Strong Bad to automatically wear a hidden shirt. Get beneath the booth floor by walking off the right edge three times while not wearing any costume items.

==Strong Bad Abuse==
Strong Bad seems to be a bit accident-prone this time around, finding himself physically assaulted by other characters and even inanimate objects.
* Click the Lappy's Plug
* Click the microwave in the Strong's kitchen
* Use the fake sword on Marzipan
* Talk to Strong Sad at the Battle of the Bands
* Use the bleach directly on the pond at the Battle of the Bands

==Musical Moments==
Being a game centered around a Battle of the Bands, it just wouldn't be proper not to celebrate life's occasional (and often impromptu) musical interludes.
* Give Strong Mad an Entry Form
* Give The Cheat an Entry Form
* Give The Cheat an Entry Form a second time
* Use the Boom Box option on Coach Z outside Marzipan's
* Use the "Slide to the Right" record on the Technochocolate turntable in Extended Play
* Use the "Doin' the Wigglie" record on the turntable twice in Extended Play
* Talk to Strong Sad in Extended Play

==Expressions of Affection==
Even in the most cynical and antagonistic of worlds, people will still find ways to speak of love.
* Talk to Strong Sad about the bats twice (at the start of the game)
* Talk to Bubs about the Funmachine
* Talk to Coach Z about Marzipan twice (at the Track)
* Have Marzipan make out a glossy to Strong Bad
* Have Marzipan make out a glossy to Coach Z
* Have Coach Z recite poetry for Marzipan (outside her house)
* Talk to the Limozeen standee about Two-O-Duo (before sabotaging them)
* Talk to the Drive-Thru Whale at the PomStar concert twice (before sabotaging them, and before inserting the coat hanger, or while the hanger is pointed away from anything)
* Sabotage PomStar and Two-o-Duo, give both the whale and pond photos to Marzipan, and pick up the coloring book (but don't color it yet). Turn your hint level to "High" (in Options) and click randomly around the Two-o-Duo stage until Strong Bad mutters the hint "The Teen Girl Squad would love this..."
* Talk to Coach Z, at the track, three times after sabotaging Two-O-Duo (in Extended Play). Note: This can also be done by talking to him after sabotaging the Two-O Duo, but before PomStar has been.

==Limozeen: Hot Babelian Oddysey Score==
45,000 points are necessary to reach the maximum awesomeness level.

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[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

Spellstar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:57:40 GMT

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[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Take the formula dust from your inventory and use it on Professor Experimento(Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* Seems like the yellow hair should be easy, so maybe you should check out the Office again.

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan breaks from the script and refuses to part with even a small bit of hair. Cut!
* ''Examine the window behind Marzipan to try to get her to turn around. Nope, she's not terribly interested in what she sees. Do take note of the fact that the Shark Pond is visible outside of the window; that will be important later.''
* '''Okay, let's hit Brainblow City!'''

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Marzipan didn't care enough to look at this earlier, so maybe you can throw something in there to distract her long enough to get that hair sample. How about Credenza?'''
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, enough here for now, back to the Office!'''

===Office===

* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window again and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion - success!'''
* '''Now to head back to the Office to give this to Cutesy Buttons...'''

===Office===

...or not. Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see some evil mastermind who definitely is ''not'' Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap, making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Paper, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogating the criminals with your nunchuck gun won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around. You must play the first round, however, as Perducci will not insert the Ace into the deck until he needs it to win.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a REAL one. He's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again - but with him gloating again...'''
* '''Take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset at this. No one cares.
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* Grab the fedora near the door too.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects — and it's too late to fix it in post because it IS post — so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you show Dadgeresque that you solved his unfinished case. You and Renaldo then will follow him to the kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand). As you try to break in, you discover that *''gasp''* it's a trap set by none other than... Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he further displays his true colors by shooting Dadgeresque. Our hero shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But ''now'', it's time for some well-exacted revenge!

You have a classic Mexican standoff situation going on here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so it "looks like you're gonna have to JUMP"! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangecaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab it!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangecaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea. Your breathtaking stunt leap from the helicopter will land you in Brainblow City.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she uses to pin the aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hmm, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm... Something's rubbing me the wrong way.'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But hang ON a second! Something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who!
*''Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?''

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table. Most likely the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — but we lied. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks? There's one for the blooper reel!
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, three bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as you read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Simply always move in the ''opposite'' direction that the food items are coming from, shoot the clowns, and shoot the rescue bubbles at anything else. You'll find yourself in <strike>Strong Bad's laundry room</strike> a space shuttle, with a door in front of you.

*'''Go through the door.'''

We find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Wait.. a ''second'' Uzi Bazooka?! Something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right? Just shoot.'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him... or did you? Uzi stands up again — and is revealed to be a robot! And its controlled by none other than... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot The Cheat — when he is actually the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Shooting him with your nunchuck gun again won't work this time, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of sterner stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, shutting him down THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you an awesomeness boost.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him to do so.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangeresques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits.

It's a happy ending for all - except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it's time for him to REALLY jump this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.
*''For an extra laugh, head back to Cutesy Buttons' place and root around in the onions until you find one that's... different. You'll find it near the front right corner- your best bet is to hover the cursor over the corner until the text "bobs" slightly.''

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present.
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club.
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station.
*Suit Jacket: In extended play, click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity. The ones in bold must be done before extended play

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*'''Dangeresque Too''' (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*'''Killingyouguys''' (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*'''Dadgeresque''' (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*'''Kidnapping Victim''' (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*'''Sultry Buttons''' (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMMISSIONER from Sam & Max.
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Diamonocle when he's in prison - Dangeresque threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Dangeresque misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt).
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (allegedly, Pom Pom bubbles out "THE MANDRELL SISTERS", though, of course, it's impossible to tell).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit Takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look at the office paintings in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play again
*Look at the office paintings in extended play a third time
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

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[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough

Spellstar — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:56:14 GMT

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[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"I've finally finished ''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'', so you can all EAT IT!"]]A walkthrough to ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''.

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==Legend==
A description of events will be written in plaintext.

* '''Mandatory actions will be bulleted and written in boldface.'''
* Actions that increase your awesomeness rating, but are not mandatory, will be bulleted and written in plaintext.
* ''Optional actions that might help you understand the scene will be bulleted and written in italics.''

==Walkthrough==

===Office===
After the intro, you'll be playing as Dangeresque within the movie. You're in the Office now. Unlike previous SBCG4AP episodes, this is your home base, and the game will auto-save when you enter here. There's a knock at the door.

* '''Dangeresque's favorite nunchuck gun is sitting on the table. Make sure you hold on to this!'''
* '''Next to that is a strange trinket. Yeah, grab that too.'''
* Answer the phone for a celebrity name drop.
* '''Now answer the door.'''

In will walk Renaldo (Coach Z) and Dangeresque Too (Homestar Runner). Renaldo's retiring soon, so the heroes are having a small party.

* You get awesomeness points every time you aim your nunchuck gun at a character. You've got two characters here, so aim at both of them.
* '''Take Renaldo's drink.'''
* '''Now head for the door. Slightly missing her cue will be Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan).'''

She wants you to get the formula that will save the rainforest that she believes to be in Strongborneo. She'll also bring her plant Credenza onto the set, to Strong Bad's annoyance.

* Aim your nunchuck gun at her, too.
* '''And take Credenza for a, er, walk. Anything to get the plant off the set!'''
* '''Now open the map and head to Strongborneo.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll have nunchucked three characters and have one celebrity name drop. You should be carrying the nunchuck gun, trinket, diet soda, and Credenza.

===Strongborneo===

Strong Badia is probably the best-looking set in the movie, and with a trickle-from-a-hose river/quicksand and cardboard box boat, that should speak volumes. However, it's disconnected from the rest of The Field this time, so don't bother trying to get the other locations on your map just yet. Renaldo will follow you around for most of the early parts of the movie, so you can speak with him for advice.

* '''What you have to do here is shoot the Stop Sign with your nunchuck gun. This will reveal a hole.'''
* '''Try to reach through the hole. Too small, but Renaldo's arms are skinnier, so he'll try. Oops, this triggers a monster! Of the Bear-holding-a-shark variety!'''
* '''Use the nunchuck gun on the monster to defeat it and save Renaldo.'''

In the chaos, however, Renaldo gripped the formula too tight, reducing it to a pile of dust. He will, however, mention that Professor Experimento might be able to fix it. His lab will be added to your map.

* '''Head for the Secret Lab.'''

===Secret Lab===

Set in Strong Bad's computer room, Professor Experimento's lab is full of cardboardium wonders, including a nearly-completed rocket! He also dabbles in chemistry, so perhaps he can help you out. Unfortunately, he's hot-tempered, and throws scissors that <strike>bounce off of</strike> stick to the wall as you enter.

* '''Take the scissors. They could come in handy!'''
* '''Take the formula dust from your inventory and use it on Professor Experimento(Pom Pom). He'll agree to fix the formula if you agree to get back the disk that was stolen from him. He'll then write the ingredients he needs on the chalkboard: Bubbly Drink, Stickanee Flower, and Yellow Hair.'''
* '''Hey, you already have one ingredient! Give Experimento the Diet Soda.'''
* Nunchuck-gun Experimento, 'cuz he's there.
* One of the pieces of Experimento's rocket is a manual page for Space Circus Catastrophe. Nab it.
* You can play the "Space Simulator" (which is the Fun Machine). Get 15,000 points to increase your awesomeness.
* Seems like the yellow hair should be easy, so maybe you should check out the Office again.

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have four characters nunchucked and a manual page. You'll have lost the diet soda but gained the safety scissors.

===Office===

* Use the scissors on Cutesy Buttons. Oops, Marzipan breaks from the script and refuses to part with even a small bit of hair. Cut!
* ''Examine the window behind Marzipan to try to get her to turn around. Nope, she's not terribly interested in what she sees. Do take note of the fact that the Shark Pond is visible outside of the window; that will be important later.''
* '''Okay, let's hit Brainblow City!'''

===Brainblow City===

This is The Field, minus Strong Badia (which, remember, is cut off from the rest of the field as it's a different set.) The Brainblow City icon on the map sends you to the Brick Wall, but you can still get all of the other usual map locations (except the Concession Stand) by walking near them as usual.

* Check the Stickanee Tree for a Celebrity Name Drop.
* '''The Stick...anee Tree has a flower on it. Success! Take it.'''
* '''Walk far enough and you'll find the Shark Pond. Marzipan didn't care enough to look at this earlier, so maybe you can throw something in there to distract her long enough to get that hair sample. How about Credenza?'''
* While you're here, aim your sawed-off single-barreled nunchuck gun squarely at the sign on the far right side of the City (near the Concessi... er, Prison) to get "Renaldo Fun Sheets".
* '''Okay, enough here for now, back to the Office!'''

===Office===

* '''Direct Marzipan's attention to the window again and she'll be appalled to see Credenza floating in the "shark pond".
* '''Take advantage of her distraction to collect that hair she wouldn't give you before... though she rather violently makes you get Credenza back anyway!'''
* '''Okay, you have your ingredients, time to talk to Experimento! Head for the Secret Lab.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost Credenza, but in exchange, you'll have the Flower and the Hair. You'll also have one Merchandise item, and you'll have witnessed one outtake. Celebrity names have been dropped twice.

===Secret Lab===

* '''Give Experimento the hair and flower and he'll fix your potion - success!'''
* '''Now to head back to the Office to give this to Cutesy Buttons...'''

===Office===

...or not. Cutesy Buttons is missing! There must be a clue as to where she went! An incredibly subtle clue that you'll have to comb the room for hours looking for. Or, conversely, it could be a television that Dangeresque and Renaldo go out of their way to indicate without admitting it.

* '''Click on the television to see some evil mastermind who definitely is ''not'' Dangeresque Too with The Cheat in his lap, making demands of you.'''

Renaldo's willing to give in to his demands, but Dangeresque refuses. Renaldo suggests speaking to Baron Darin Diamonocle for tips. He was previously sent to prison by Dangeresque. The Brainblow City Prison will be added to your map, even though you can get to it from any part of Brainblow City.

* '''Head to the Prison.'''

===Prison===

* '''Speak to Diamonocle (Bubs). You can ask him how to get Cutesy Buttons back, but he'll want to know why he should help you in the first place. You can select either the Angel or Devil option to get him to cooperate,''' but select the "Devil" option for an extra name drop.
* '''He'll tell you to get Perducci's help from the Old Club to find the blueprints to the mastermind's lair, and suggests speaking to Renaldo about the man who can help rescue Cutesy Buttons.'''
* Be sure to remind him that you're not friends, though, with that nunchuck gun of yours.
* Check the grass near the prison to find a Monocle.
* '''Renaldo's over by the Brick Wall, so speak with him. He'll reveal that your father used to rescue kidnappees, but one case in particular drove him mad. He's probably in Venice now, so you'll have to head to <strike>France</strike> Italy!'''
* Use the formula on the Stickanee Tree and it will sprout a box of cereal for some reason that clearly has nothing to do with marketing. Whatever, take the cereal.
* '''Now let's take care of Perducci first. Head to the Old Club.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the finished formula, in addition to two merchandise items, five nunchucked characters, one costume item, and three celebrity names dropped.

===Old Club===

Club Technochocolate's really gone downhill, though the presence of crime boss Perducci (The King of Town) and his muscular henchman Killingyouguy (Strong Mad) might have a lot to do with that. Let's see if you can get those blueprints from him. The dialogue will start on its own. Perducci will only give up the blueprints if you beat him in a game of Rock, Paper, Baccarat. Best card played wins, and nothing beats rock. Except paper. Looks like you're going to have to beat him at his own nonsensical game...

* On first entering, the cutscene will result in another celebrity name drop.
* Interrogating the criminals with your nunchuck gun won't do any good, but it's worth some awesomeness points, right?
* '''You can't win the first round, as Perducci will play the Ace of Spades, the best card around. You must play the first round, however, as Perducci will not insert the Ace into the deck until he needs it to win.'''
* '''Ask him to keep shuffling until an ordinary playing card is the one on top. Then tell him to deal, so that you get the Ace of Spades.'''
* '''You can play it, but he'll put a rock on the table. Not a rock card, a REAL one. He's definitely making the rules up as he goes. Unfortunately, rock beats everything (except paper), so you lose again.'''
* '''Perducci will gloat to Killingyouguy about his victory, turning away from the table. Why not take the rock for yourself in the meantime?'''
* '''Play another round, but play the rock. Perducci will frantically try to come up with something that beats rock, but only paper beats rock, so he'll put his blueprints on your rock. He wins again - but with him gloating again...'''
* '''Take the blueprints anyway. Perducci will be upset at this. No one cares.
* Use your rock on the bottles in the back of the club to get a Dangeresque doll. And you'll even get to keep the rock!
* Grab the fedora near the door too.
* '''Okay, time to head to Venice.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You'll now have the rock and the blueprints. You should have four celebrity names and three pieces of merchandise, and seven characters will have been nunchucked. You'll have two costume items.

===Venice===

Amazing what a cardboard gondola can do to a stone bridge, huh? Senor Cardgage is milling about here, and Strong Bad decides he'd make a ''perfect'' Dadgeresque! Time to learn about rescuing kidnapped people.

* Could you aim your nunchuck gun at your own father? You'd better, because it gets you some more Awesomeness.
* '''Talk to him about yourself. Senor Cardgage clearly has no idea what's going on, but Strong Bad force-fits his ramblings into the plot. You'll "learn" that the kidnapping case Dadgeresque was never able to solve took place in the Malvies Catacombs.'''
* '''Okay, let's head to the Catacombs to see what we can find.'''

===Catacombs===

It's the King of Town's castle. There's a strange mural on the wall and a cardboard door on the far end of the room.

* ''Examine the mural. It will show a 3x3 display of Mexican food items, only the corners are missing. There are also jumbled lines and images connected to them. You can follow them to determine what goes where. Remember the whole setup. Or just do what I'm going to tell you.''
* '''Examine the door and it will open to a new room.'''

There's a strange structure with 3x3 blocks here. All the blocks have Mexican food items on them (except the one in the middle).

* ''The door in this room won't open on its own.''
* '''Examine the structure. You'll have to flip the tiles to match the order on the mural. Specifically, you want to change the following:'''
** '''The upper-left tile should be salsa.'''
** '''The upper-right tile should be the nachos on the blue plate.'''
** '''The middle-right tile should be the dessert plate with the cherry.'''
** '''The lower-left tile should be the taco.'''
** '''All the other tiles are already correct.'''

A panel will open revealing a trinket that looks amazingly like the one you have! The door will also open, but behind it is a... well, it's ''supposed'' to be a monster, but The Cheat forgot to add in the CGI effects — and it's too late to fix it in post because it IS post — so you'll just have to make do with Strong Sad in a really silly-looking motion sensor getup.

* Use your nunchuck gun on the monster! Nope, it's not even slowed down!
* ''How about taking the trinket from the puzzly thing? Nope, won't budge.''
* '''Use your own trinket, though, and the two will merge into some sort of heart thing. Hey, the "monster" has a heart-shaped cavity in its chest!'''
* '''Grab the heart and use it on the monster. It will suddenly be crushed by boxes.'''
* Select the middle panel of the puzzle again for a page to the manual.
* Click on one of the fallen boxes (the small one) to salvage some boots.
* '''Now head into the third room.'''
* Your metal detector is here, for no good reason other than the fact that a SBCG4AP game wouldn't be complete without it.
* What a SBCG4AP game could be complete without, however, is The Poopsmith in a silly girly wig. Interrogate him/her with the nunchuck gun! Well, try anyway.
* '''Talk to him/her to learn that s/he is the kidnapping victim your father had previously searched for! Not only did you save "her", but now your name is in the paper! Time to talk to Dadgeresque about this!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have lost the trinket but gained the metal detector. You will have nunchucked ten characters, and you'll have two manual pages and gained three costume items.

===Hideout===

Now you will enter a cut scene where you show Dadgeresque that you solved his unfinished case. You and Renaldo then will follow him to the kidnapper's hideout (Funny, that looks just like the roof of Bubs' concession stand). As you try to break in, you discover that *''gasp''* it's a trap set by none other than... Dangeresque Too? Now the armless traitor wants to be called ''Uzi Bazooka''. After a brief confrontation he further displays his true colors by shooting Dadgeresque. Our hero shows his soft side as he *sniff* cries over his dying father. But ''now'', it's time for some well-exacted revenge!

You have a classic Mexican standoff situation going on here. Guns and gun-type objects are pointing everywhere, and poor Cutesy Buttons is trapped behind enemy lines. You'll have to do something to save her... and oh, Uzi Bazooka still has those darn launch codes. You'll have to do some major distracting to achieve both goals.

*''Pointing your Nunchuk gun at any one of the three enemies (Uzi Bazooka, The Cheat, and Killingyouguy) will make everyone change the direction in which he is pointing his weapon. Pointing it at Renaldo resets everyone to their original positions.''
*'''Point the Nunchuk Gun at Uzi Bazooka. Killingyouguy should take a step forward, and Cutesy can move behind him.'''
*'''Point it at Killingyouguy next. The Cheat will step forward as Uzi steps back, and Cutesy can move a little further.'''
*'''Aim it at The Cheat now. Uzi will step forward as Killingyouguy steps back, and Cutesy will sneak behind Uzi.'''
*'''Aim at Uzi again and, with Uzi distracted, Cutesy Buttons will nab the disk and run toward you!'''

Now you have no reason to be here, so it "looks like you're gonna have to JUMP"! (Cue the stunt doubles!)

===Car Chase===
Dangeresque will rush to the Dangecaresque in order to evade his enemies, but Killingyouguy is right on his tail, and he can run faster than your stationary speeding car! Worse, the brakes have been cut! Cutesy Buttons managed to find a helicopter and is coming to get you, but you're gonna have to figure out how to reach it safely... and maybe in style. Your voice activated auto-pilot can help, but it can't help you stop!
*'''Tell the Autopilot to deploy the Sawmerang Hubcaps. The Cheat's hand will slap a crudely drawn circular sawblade onto the front tire. Jump onto the hood of the car and grab it!'''
*'''Command the autopilot to let loose an oil spill. And now that Killingyouguy is negotiating with the laws of physics, you have a golden opportunity to knock him completely off balance. Let's see, the Nunchuck Gun is no good, and the rock won't do the trick.... but maybe you just happened to pick up an aerodynamic saw blade at some point?'''
*'''Even though you managed to knock him over, he's still not giving up. Yeesh, henchmen. But notice that he's now a good distance behind your car. You should be able to tell the Autopilot to activate the emergency hatch.'''
*''The hatch is up, but you can't use it, since it will collapse if you step on it. You'll have to prop it up with something. Something big and keeping a consistent pace directly behind the Dangecaresque, maybe?''
*'''Climb down to the front of the car for the big stunt shot. Dangeresque will have to put his life on the line in order to slow his speeding vehicle! Thanks to your bravery and skill (not to mention camera work), the hatch is now resting directly on top of Killingyouguy's head!'''
*'''Climb to the roof, up the hatch, and to freedom!'''

===Helicopter===
You give a grateful Cutesy Buttons the formula, and she parachutes out of the scene. However, your troubles are far from over, as Uzi Bazooka now phones you with some disturbing information: Renaldo is now his hostage, and he has been taken to the sun, where a secret base has inexplicably been set up. You'll have to come and GET him... er, COME and get him, or.... you get the idea. Your breathtaking stunt leap from the helicopter will land you in Brainblow City.

*''Let's see... now who do you know that could send a rocket to the sun?''
*'''Back to the secret lab!'''

===Secret Lab===
Uh oh... looks like there's a bit of a hitch in that whole rescuing Renaldo thing. Your former flame Sultry Buttons (she sure looks familiar) is here, and she's not terribly happy with you for leaving her hanging. Worse, after you parted ways, she has turned to jewel thievery, and is now making off with the ruby that Professor Experimento needs to power his rocket! But she leaves a few items for you to remember her by: a romantic photo of the two of you in Paris, a hint that it might take a now-extinct Stickanee flower to win back her affections, and a very large knife that she uses to pin the aforementioned photo to the wall.

Unfortunately, that's not all: the Doc still needs the launch codes you promised to get him, and you just remembered that Cutesy Buttons still has them!
*'''Take the photo and knife from the wall.''' ''Sultry is quite prominently holding a Stickanee flower in this picture, and Dangeresque is wearing a pretty silly mustache.''
*'''Make a beeline for Cutesy's House.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Knife, the Romantic Photo, and the Sawmerang Hubcap.

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Talk to Cutesy Buttons and bring up the subject of the disk.'''
It becomes pretty clear that Cutesy is more interested in her precious rainforest than saving the world; she tells you that she gave Professor Experimento's disk of highly important launch codes to a man who offered her a sapling topiary in exchange. Your mood is not improved by the news that the man in question is none other than the long-despised Perducci! The only consolation you get from this conversation is that Cutesy overheard him saying something about going to Venice.

*''While you're there, admire her garden. That formula is some stuff! Turns out if you have a part of the Stickanee tree, you can get a new flower.''
*'''But first, let's get that disk! To Venice, it is!'''

===Venice===
Once you enter Venice, you will see two things of interest: Sultry Buttons disappearing over the horizon and someone who looks like Strong Sad in a goofy mustache standing nearby.
*Brandish the Nunchuk gun at The Informant. Feelin' more awesome already!
*'''Talk to the Informant (leaving Strong Bad to lament the accent Strong Sad adds to the role.)'''
*''The Informant doesn't know where Perducci has gone, but does mention that he's a touch-psychic, able to tell something about people from the objects they've handled. You have two objects handled by Perducci, in fact.''
*'''Give the Informant the blueprints, and he'll observe they come from Ireland. Give him the rock, and he'll observe it comes from Tokyo. Ireland is probably your best bet right now.'''
*''You also have two objects handled by Sultry Buttons - show them to him for hints on how to win her heart.''
*'''Fly to Ireland.'''

===Ireland===

Hmm, this place looks just like Venice. Except for the sheep. Again, you arrive just in time to see Sultry Buttons leave the area. Hey, and there's a familiar-looking painting peeking out from under the bridge.

*'''Pick up the painting. It's definitely the same one from the club in which you beat Perducci at his own stupid game.'''
*''Hey, and there's that Informant again!''
*'''Or, more accurately, his brother. Talk to him about Perducci.'''
*'''In what you can garner from that Irish accent, you learn that Perducci has left for Cairo. Geez, how many frequent flyer miles does that guy have?'''
*'''Mention the painting, or bring it out. The Informant notes that it was stolen from the Mummy's Tomb in '63.'''
*While you're there, inspect the podium and then talk to the Informant about it. Whoops, looks like someone forgot to give Strong Sad his script - he attempts to ad-lib, but flubs it. What a blooper!
*'''Chase that lead to Cairo!'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have the Painting, and two Out-takes.

===Cairo===
Ooh, the magnificent cardboard pyramids. Like before, Sultry disappears before you can have a word with her. And look, there's yet another Informant here.
*'''You know the drill. Talk to the Informant about Perducci. He'll tell you that he headed to Tokyo.'''
*'''Talk to him about the painting, too. He mentions that Perducci stole it from a mummy's tomb nearby.''' ''Also that it was stolen in the Fall.''
*'''Go to Tokyo.'''

===Tokyo===
Except for that majestic mountain in the distance, the scene is getting pretty familiar. Sultry evades you again, and yet another Informant waits by the bridge.
*'''Yes, you have to talk to him again. This time, Perducci has apparently relocated to Paris.'''
*'''Show him the painting. He says something about an ancient Japanese temple. Hmmm... Something's rubbing me the wrong way.'''
*Snoop around with the Metal Detector to find a bullet with Perducci's name on it. Literally.
*'''Off to Paris!'''

===Paris===
The Eiffel Tower stands majestically in the background, Sultry Buttons makes her exit before you can get a word in edgewise, and the Informant skulks around next to the bridge - déja vu.

*'''Speak with the Informant about Perducci. He suggests the crime lord might have fled to Ireland. But hang ON a second! Something just doesn't sound right about this!'''

According to at least two of the Informants you've already encountered, there are only four brothers. But you've talked to FIVE! Apparently, someone's not telling the truth, and Dangeresque is determined to find out just who!
*''Now that you think of it, not all the stories about Perducci's painting have added up. Who was it that said something different?''

*'''Head for Tokyo - you've got a liar to expose!'''

===Tokyo===
The scene is exactly the same as it was the last five or so times, but right now, that's not important.
*'''Shove that Nunchuk gun into the Informant's face! He'll ask you why you think he's lying, and several options will pop up.'''
*'''Well, ''obviously'', Perducci's painting couldn't have possibly been stolen from a Japanese temple if two of the Informants verified that it was taken from a Mummy's Tomb in Egypt!'''

You find out that not only has this particular Informant been lying to protect Perducci, but that he is actually Perducci himself! A struggle ensues over the painting, but in the skirmish, Dangeresque acquires the missing codes, and Perducci, defeated once again, slinks off into the night. Or rather, to his trailer. Or maybe the snack table. Most likely the snack table.

*''What else did we need? Oh yes, the ruby, held by Sultry. But first we gotta get her to stand still. What did she want, again?''
*''We need a new flower - remember Cutesy Buttons telling us we could grow a new one if we had a part of the Stickanee tree?''

'''Checkpoint:''' You've lost the Painting, but gained the disk of Launch Codes. You should also have nunchucked eleven characters, and found your first bullet.

===Stickanee Tree===
Ah, the last known Stickanee tree. Can we bear to lop off a bit just to take it to Cutesy's place for a new flower? Sure we can!

*'''Use the knife on the Stickanee tree. This hurts us more than it hurts the tree — but we lied. Oh well, grab the resulting branch anyway.'''
*While we're here, let's do some violence to that incomprehensible Agent Blue. Whack it with a rock, and aim your nunchuck gun at it. Watch open-mouthed as its water spout shoots overhead, knocking the box off the top of the Snap Shak. Have a look inside for another clothing item!
*Let's follow our nose. Or the metal detector. There's another bullet by the Cool Car - it must have fallen out of Killingyouguy's pocket during the car chase.
*'''Let's go plant our branch at Cutesy's place!'''

===Cutesy's House===
*'''Plant your branch in Cutesy's enriched garden. Through the magics of cinematography, we now have a brand-new flower in just thirty seconds! And we get through an eight-minute spiel from Marzipan in just one!'''
*Use your metal detector to find Sultry's bullet near the flower patch.
*Hang around for a bit too — Cutesy will occasionally say things to you, and on one occasion, will get your name wrong. Who's this "Strong Bad" of which she speaks? There's one for the blooper reel!
*''So what do we do with this flower? Where does Sultry have fond memories? What city is on the photograph of you two that she left?''

===Paris===
Of course! But as ever, Sultry leaves as soon as you arrive. But remember the informant suggesting you to leave flowers where you know she'll be? Where do we know she'll be?

*'''Leave the Stickanee flower on the podium.'''
*'''She's not going to come out while we're here watching, so clear out by opening up your map, and clicking on Paris again. Don't go elsewhere, because she'll get bored of waiting.'''
*There she is! Let's point our nunchuck gun at her. That's what love-birds do, right?
*'''Okay, so they don't. Talk to her now. Dangeresque promises to shower her with gems if she gives him gems.'''

As Dangeresque scores a pair of gems - the ruby and a diamond-tipped diamond - poor gullible Sultry heads off to Hawaii. Still, we got what we wanted from her. Let's go give it back to Experimento!

===Secret Lab===
We now have all the parts we need for the rocket.

*Before we go, let's show off that romantic photo of ours... to the computer. The computer responds with a game manual page.
*'''Give Experimento the ruby (for a celebrity name-drop) and the disk'''
*'''The rocket's all fixed! Last stop: the Sun.'''

'''Checkpoint:''' You should have twelve nunchucked characters, three out-takes, three manual pages, three bullets, four clothing items, and five celebrity name-drops. You'll have gained and lost the ruby, gained the diamond and lost the disk, lost the branch, then gained and lost the Stickanee flower.

===The Sun===
You fly your ship to the sun, avoiding peanut asteroids, blasting alien clowns and rescuing stranded circus performers. Probably your best bet here is to use the bomb (A key or button, as you read in the game manual) as this cuts the performers you need to rescue to one — the score doesn't matter here. Simply always move in the ''opposite'' direction that the food items are coming from, shoot the clowns, and shoot the rescue bubbles at anything else. You'll find yourself in <strike>Strong Bad's laundry room</strike> a space shuttle, with a door in front of you.

*'''Go through the door.'''

We find Renaldo chained up to a computer, being assisted by... Uzi Bazooka? But who should follow us into the room, but... Wait.. a ''second'' Uzi Bazooka?! Something's funny here. The first one protests his innocence — it's Dangeresque Too! D2 and Uzi get into a struggle, leaving Dangeresque with the simple task of shooting the bad one.

*'''Shoot one. Doesn't matter which one, you'll either be hitting Strong Sad or Homestar, so you don't care, right? Just shoot.'''

Either way, you'll manage to hit Uzi Bazooka, killing him... or did you? Uzi stands up again — and is revealed to be a robot! And its controlled by none other than... Craig! The little yellow guy who we thought was an innocent little mascot The Cheat — when he is actually the anvil-headed mastermind behind all this. Dangeresque Too chases after Craig, leaving you to handle Uzi.

*Shooting him with your nunchuck gun again won't work this time, but it does score us points. We need something bigger.
*''Maybe we can whack him with that drill. It's not gonna move with that chock in the way, though. Let's go have a look at that computer console.''
*'''Turns out we can change the station's orbit. Shift it to the right. This makes everything in the room lean to the right, causing the drill to roll back to the wall.'''
*'''Now we can move the chock, because it's not right under the wheels'''
*''You can try shifting the orbit back again so the drill runs into Uzi. It doesn't have much effect, though, because Uzi's made of sterner stuff. Maybe if we had something even tougher...''
*'''Stick the diamond on the tip of the drill. Shift the orbit back to the left.'''

The drill collides with Uzi, shutting him down THIS time. After an (almost) touching scene, Uzi powers down, just in time for Dangeresque Too to call for help. Dash into the next room to see Craig busily trampling all over your partner!

*Persuading him with the nunchuck gun won't work, but it does get you an awesomeness boost.
*Shooting the tube too proves to be no use either - other than the fact that if we shoot it, we do find a pair of underpants, which Strong Bad hastily removes.
*'''Ah well, last resort: kick that yellow nuisance out of the airlock. Click on him to do so.'''

As Craig floats into deep space, the station starts falling apart around the two Dangeresques. Looks like they're gonna have to jump! Roll credits.

It's a happy ending for all - except for everyone who's not Strong Bad, that is. As the cast mob Strong Bad, it's time for him to REALLY jump this time. Roll credits... for real, this time!

'''Checkpoint:''' You should now have all fourteen characters nunchucked, and five clothing items. And you've lost the diamond. Wait, this is the end of the game, and we've barely got half the awesomeness points!

===Extended Play===
Ah, DVD extras. Wander around the place to find out some interesting facts from Strong Bad. While you're at it, we can grab the remaining awesomeness points.

*You can get all the remaining Out-Takes by visiting the Office, the Secret Lab and the Sun and clicking on things.
*While you're at the office, have a good sit in the chair. It's so comfortable, you doze off. You find yourself in a cool nighttime version of the office. Have a look around, but make sure you leave the phone off the hook. Click the door to get back to the daytime office. Click the Deutsch Master painting to get a clothing item.
*Head to Strong Borneo for the last bullet (use the metal detector between the wet patch and the boat) and the last manual page (use the knife on the trees)
*Have a look at the Cool Car one more time for the last celebrity name drop.
*Get another branch off the Stickanee tree, and head to Venice. Grab the mustache off Strong Sad on the way through, then go stick your branch in the river for the last merchandise item.
*''For an extra laugh, head back to Cutesy Buttons' place and root around in the onions until you find one that's... different. You'll find it near the front right corner- your best bet is to hover the cursor over the corner until the text "bobs" slightly.''

==Collectibles==
===Dangeresque 3 Merchandise===
Lots of movie-related merchandising... uh, during the movie, apparently. All are accessible in extended play.

*Perducci-O's Cereal - Pour potion or soda on the Stickanee tree (in extended play, you can give the second soda to Pom Pom again for another potion)
*Dangeresque Doll - Throw the rock at the bottles at The Club
*Killingyouguy Lunchbox - Dip a branch from the Stickanee tree into the river at the World Locations. (If you've used your branch, you can get another.)
*Renaldo Fun Sheets - Shoot at the "city limits" sign nearest to Brainblow City Prison (Bubs')

===Space Circus Manual Pages===
Once again, Strong Bad has managed to lose his game manual all over the place, this time for the game Space Circus Catastrophe. All are accessible in extended play (except for the Cover Page in the Wii version).

*Cover Page - Click on the center panel of the puzzle in the catacombs after taking the heart.
*Character Page - Click the top tailfin of the ruby rocket (shows up as "???")
*Star Map - Cut the plants in Strongborneo with the Large Knife
*Secret Code - Use the picture of Dangeresque and Sultry Buttons on the computer in the Secret Lab

===Personalized Bullets===
For once in SBCG4AP, the metal detector actually detects metal. Use the metal detector in the following locations to find a bullet signed by each of the four bad guys. All are accessible in extended play.

*Sultry's - Cutesy's house, near her flowers
*Diamonicle's - Strongborneo, between the boat and the wet area
*Killingyouguy's - By the cool car
*Perducci's - Tokyo in standard play, or Venice in extended play, near Strong Sad

==Costumes==
Dangeresque 3 has no less than seven clothing items to find, along with the usual bonus item and hidden shirt. All are accessible in extended play.
*Monocle: Click on the left-most tuft of grass at the jail, while Diamonocle is present.
*Fedora: Click on the hat hanging on the left-hand wall at the old club.
*Top Hat: Hit the whale with the rock, then aim your nunchuck gun at it to knock the box off the roof of the Snap Shak, which contains the hat.
*Boots: Click on the smallest box in the catacombs after you knock out the monster.
*Underwear: Shoot the tube above the airlock at the Space Station.
*Suit Jacket: In extended play, click on the chair in the office to enter the dream sequence. Take the phone off the hook and return to the normal office (through the door or with the map) where clicking on the rightmost painting (the Deutsch Master painting) will award the jacket.
*French Mustache: Click on Strong Sad's mustache in extended play
*Dangeresque Too shades: Achieve an Awesomeness Level of "Codename: Awesome!"
*Green Bearalope shirt: Walk beneath the door in the Snap Shak.

==Characters Nunchucked==
Strong Bad can't resist putting his gun to good use. Score points for nunchucking each character in the movie. Many are accessible in extended play, but a number are not, so a good rule of thumb is to nunchuck a character the moment you first see them, before you do anything else. Dangeresque Too, in particular, may only be nunchucked at the very beginning, before opening the door for Cutesy Buttons, giving a very small window of opportunity. The ones in bold must be done before extended play

*Renaldo (Coach Z, office or Strong Borneo)
*"""Dangeresque Too""" (Homestar, office)
*Cutsey Buttons (Marzipan, office)
*Professor Experimento (Pom Pom, lab)
*Diamonacle (Bubs, prison)
*"""Killingyouguy""" (Strong Mad, club or the car chase scene)
*Perducci (King of Town, club)
*"""Dadgeresque""" (Senor Cardgage, Venice)
*Catacombs Monster (Strong Sad, catacombs)
*"""Kidnapping Victim""" (Poopsmith, catacombs)
*"""Sultry Buttons""" (Marzipan, Paris, after the flower has been left for her)
*Informant (Strong Sad, any world location)
*Uzi Bazooka (Homestar, sun)
*Craig (The Cheat, sun)

==Celebrity Name Drops==
Score awesomeness for dropping as many celebrity names into general conversation as you can. Or six, anyway. Save for the last, all of these must be done during standard play.

*Use the phone right after the game starts, you'll phone THE COMMISSIONER from Sam & Max.
*Click on the stick before you pluck the flower, you'll hear that Dangeresque framed the LORAX for murder.
*Talk meanly to Diamonocle when he's in prison - Dangeresque threatens to send him to TRI-LAMBDA.
*Show up at the club, and listen to Perducci explain rock, paper, bacarat, which Dangeresque misinterprets as BACHARACH (Burt).
*Give Professor Experimento the ruby for the rocket (allegedly, Pom Pom bubbles out "THE MANDRELL SISTERS", though, of course, it's impossible to tell).
*In extended play, click on the cool car, you will see that the voice of the autopilot was going to have been provided by BILLY DEE WILLIAMS.

==Out & Spit Takes==
Any movie has its share of bloopers, usually only in the DVD extras. In this case, some of them make it into the movie. The first three must be done during standard play, but the remainder are only accessible during extended play.

*Use the scissors on Marzipan in the office (before you get her to turn around)
*Run back and forth in front of Marzipan in the garden (she will eventually mispronounce your name).
*In Ireland, click on the podium, then talk to Strong Sad about it.
*Look at the office paintings in extended play
*Look at the office paintings in extended play again
*Look at the office paintings in extended play a third time
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play again
*Talk to Professor Experimento in extended play a third time
*Look at the Ruby Rocket in extended play
*Look at Uzi Bazooka in extended play
*Talk to Renaldo in extended play
*Click on Craig in extended play

==Space Circus Catastrophe==
Score 15,000 points to get green status

{{SBCG4AP}}
[[Category:Walkthroughs]]

Strong Badia the Free

Spellstar — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:09:38 GMT

Spellstar: /* PC Version */

{{pn|Homestar Ruiner|Baddest of the Bands}}

[[Image:Strong Badia the Free.png|thumb|"We can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town."]]

[[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|125px|left]]
[[Image:StrongBadiatheFreeLogo.png|125px|left]]

'''Strong Badia the Free''' is the second episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[The King of Town]] becomes tyrannical and institutes an email tax. For not paying said tax, [[Strong Bad]] is placed under house arrest with an exploding collar strapped around his neck. After Strong Bad escapes, he announces that [[Strong Badia]] will secede from [[Free Country USA]], and attempts to rally his fellow citizens into joining him. However, everyone goes off to form their own countries instead, and Strong Bad must now unite the fractured nations under one banner (namely, his) in order to complete his mission to overthrow The King of Town's "fat-thority".

A brief trailer for the game is included in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

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'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Bubs}}

{|
|+ '''Places:''' (''see also: [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free]]'')
|- valign="top"
|
: [[House of the Brothers Strong|Bleak House]]
:: [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]]
:: [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]]
:: [[Strong Bad's Room]]
:: [[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]]
:: [[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]]
:: [[Strong Sad's Room]]
:: [[Computer Room]]
:: [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]]
|
: [[The Field]]
:: [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concessionstantinople]]
:: [[Strong Badia|Strong Badia/The Cheat and Tirerea]]
:: [[The Gremlin|Frontzeatserland/Hatchbackistan]]
:: [[Snap Shak|Snapshakland]]
:: [[Drive-Thru Whale|50% Off Apple Pie Charts]]
:: [[The Stick|Sticktenstein]]
:: [[The Brick Wall|Union of Socialist Soviet Repubricks]]
|
: [[The King of Town's Castle]]
: [[Homsar Reservation]]
: [[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]]
: [[The Stone Bridge|Country]]
: [[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]]
|}

'''Date''': September 15, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

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== Preview Transcript ==
[[Image:SBCG4AP 2 trailer.png|thumb|"Hey, that's the name of this—"]]
''{The screen shows "In the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and fades to Strong Bad walking in from the right. The backdrop is the Strong Badian Flag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town. Hence to forthwith, I shall only refer to him as the of Town. As of today, Strong Badia is its own, independent nation. Onward to Strong Badia, Strong Badia the Free!

''{Record scratch is heard and Homestar comes into view}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of this—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Shut up. ''{Homestar becomes sad}''

''{The screen shows "STRONG BADIA the FREE" and a no sign is covering the Municipality logo. The screen then changes to "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: New episode every month!"}''

''{Strong Mad is seen behind a cutout of a tarantula holding a guitar with the Taranchula logo underneath, and a red spider cutout in one hand and blue spider cutout in another}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{waves blue cutout}'' ICE BREATH! ''{waves red cutout}'' FIRE BREATH!

''{On the Wii version, cuts to "Play it on Wiiware". On the PC version, cuts to "www.telltalegames.com"}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:SBCG4AP Municipality.PNG|<center>The Municipality</center>
Image:SBCG4AP 2 Protest.PNG|<center>Protesting the Email tax</center>
Image:Bleak House.PNG|<center>Strong Sad's room</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Homsar Reservation.PNG|<center>Homsar Reservation</center>
Image:SBCG4AP Country.PNG|<center>Country</center>
</gallery>

== Inventory ==
*3-Ring Binder
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Clockwork Strong Bad Doll
*Fake Sword
*[[Glowstick]]
*Katana
*Paper Crown
*Pillow
*Pilot Wings
*Pottery Shard
*Power Strip
*Pretendix
*Quesos (Strong Badian currency)
*Red Towel
*Stuffing
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*[[Tony Stony]]
*Tuning Fork

== Ranks ==
#Neighborhood Watch Chief
#Hall Monitor
#Junior High Class Treasurer
#Deputy Mayor
#House Minority Whip
#President Elect
#El Jefe Mas Grande
#Chancellor of the 7 Realms
#Lord High Fantasticus
#Über-Pope (or Uber-Pope) ''{see [[Strong_Badia_the_Free#Wii_Version|glitches]] below}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Roi" is [[French]] for "King", thus explaining the pseudonym "Roy T."
*Strong Bad uses [[Wikipedia:Morse Code|Morse Code]] to communicate with the lighter.

===Trivia===
*On the PC version, costume items unlocked in Homestar Ruiner carry over to Strong Badia the Free (these must be unlocked, either by getting them in Homestar Ruiner, or by editing the [[Wikipedia:Windows Registry|Windows Registry]]). On the Wii version, the costumes are automatically unlocked, regardless of if you have the costumes on a Homestar Ruiner save file (or even if you don't have a Homestar Ruiner save file at all).
*When visiting the King of Town at his castle in the extended play mode of [[Homestar Ruiner]], he threatens to tax Strong Bad. Strong Bad responds with, "That sounds...ominous."
*The preview was added to the [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/nintendochannel Nintendo Channel] on September 15, 2008 under the title "Strong Bad Episode 2: {{PAGENAME}}"
*This is the only episode where all twelve main characters appear onscreen; The Poopsmith is missing from [[Baddest of the Bands]] and Homsar is missing from the other three; [[8-Bit is Enough]] also lacks Pom Pom.

===Remarks===

*When conquering Pompomerania, an announcer declares that Strong Bad can conquer all the free nations. However, this is only true if the player conquers Bleak House and The Homsar Reserve first.
*Upon getting drafted into the Homestarmy, Coach Z claims to have never won anything before in his life, despite having the record time for completing the FCUTRER in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*One of the emails Strong Bad receives is from Georgia, but Strong Bad mumbles e state name. [[The Brothers Chaps]] are from Georgia.

===Goofs===
*On the Wii Shop Channel download page in Europe, Videlectrix is misspelled as "Videoelectrix".
*If you skip speaking with Strong Sad about Cold Ones until after he has had his pretendix removed, he will complain about his alleged pretendicitis despite having already had the surgery for it.
*If you use the Glowsticks on Strong Bad in Pompomerania with the Cheat present, Strong Bad will say it's no time for a rave even though one is in progress.
*If you activate the mysterious pylon in the Homsar Reservation before making the super-glowy drink in Pompomerania, Strong Bad calls out to remind the astronauts to give him ice cream he has never asked for.
*When Strong Sad is commenting on one of the papier mache skulls, he claims it's "this week's jumble", but the subtitles read "last week's jumble"
*In Cave Girl Squad, when [[What's Her Face]] says "some kinda weird CG-filled special", the speech bubble leaves out the word "weird".

===Glitches===
*Sometimes Bubs will be stuck facing the black market door instead of the concession stand. As a result, the black market door will not open, and Bubs will be facing the wall when you try to talk to him from the front of the stand.
*When lighting certain objects on fire, sometimes the flames do not appear until Strong Bad leaves and returns to the area. This glitch is known to occur with the bush on the Homsar Reservation, the kimono in Club Technochocolate, the smoke detector and messy pile in Bleak House, and the skulls in Country.
*Sometimes, when in Extended Play, attempting to save to Slot 3 will result in the game freezing, buzzing and require a hard reset.
*While in Bleak House, examine the bookcase in Strong Sad's room while outside the room. Then walk by his bed. While Strong Bad talks about the bookcase, he may slide towards the bed without moving his feet.
*Digging up the Strong Badia shirt will cause another hole to appear in Strong Badia, in front of the flagpole, near the cinder block.
*An error in Math Kickers will give you the rank of "Über-Pope" or "Uber-Pope" if you exceed a score of 4000 points, with everything else already maxed out. In the Wii version, the rank is "Über-Pope" (however, the Ü appears as a box) and is "Uber-Pope" in the PC version.
*If you save in an area and play the game again from where you left off, then it will sometimes cause characters to return to that area, usually all the ones from a certain time in the game. For example, if you do this in Marzistar (a.k.a. Homezipan), it will make Pom Pom, Strong Sad and occasionally Strong Mad holding The Cheat reappear in their pre-castle attack positions.
*After making it to Marzistan, if you return to the Homsar reservation, Strong Sad and Homsar will no longer be there. However, when you click on the trunk, Strong Bad will still talk to Strong Sad's voice as if Strong Sad was there. Also, the bush will no longer be on fire if it was previously lit, and when lit again Homsar will say "AaAaAa...Nice try alligator!", even though he is no longer there.
**Additionally, the bush will not be lit in extended play.

====PC Version====
*Occasionally some characters' eyes are not visible upon entering an area.
*Talking to Strong Sad at the end in Extended Play will sometimes make your mouse appear in the cutscene, allowing you to click on any object while Strong Sad and Strong Bad are still talking.
*Sometimes, after focus has been removed from and returned to the game window, dialogue will start a split-second before where it was when focus was removed.
*sometimes, after Strong Sad gets his pretendix removed, a gray slice will be on the top of the screen, this will stay there untill you leave the Homsar Reservation
**this can happen only if the the screen is windowed and your mouse is outside the window

====Wii Version====
*Skipping the speech before starting the Peace Draft seems to make the transition in to a straight cut to black with a small slice of cut out showing the screen. This stays a few seconds into the scene before stopping. It also happens at the end of the scene, and it appears when looking at the map.
*Playing Math Kickers in extended play will sometimes freeze the game, causing the game to emit a strange buzzing noise and require a hard reset.
*Pausing the game with the "home" button during transcript causes the last word in a phrase to be repeated.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad calls himself "Strong Bad of the [[Underwear|mighty tighty-whities]]".
*The song that plays in "Pompomerania" is from [[geddup noise]].
*When doing the draft, Homestar uses his microphone from [[The Show]].
*The first sighting of Pom Pom in "Pompomerania" mimics his pose from the Theme Song.
*Bubs was established as a black marketeer in [[licensed]].
*The brochure for the [[On Point Kings]] and the [[Homestarmy]] poster are from [[more armies]].
*The first part of the music that plays during the trailer is also from [[more armies]].
*It is unclear whether The Cheat has his own lighter or Telltale Games removed the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Logo from Strong Bad's lighter]] for trademark purposes.
*The Teen Girl Squad was previously spun off in [[Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]].
*Strong Bad notes (and tries to explain) the delay of [[Dangeresque 3]].
*Coach Z's land cannot be conquered, as he is busy with [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*Homestar takes offense when Strong Bad asks people to take up arms against the King of Town, in part because [[Lack of visible arms|he doesn't appear to have any.]]
**In addition, during a letter from the front, Homestar says he can't wait "to be in [Marzipan's], ahem, arms again."
*"Fat-thority" is a [[portmanteau]] of "fat" and "authority".
*One of Homsar's responses, "I'm a song from the '60s!", is lifted from [[interview]], as is "Twas the pride of the Peaches!", which Strong Bad says after being enlightened to Homsar's ways, claiming that it is the answer to everything.
*The flag of the Homsar Reservation features Homsar's hat as well as [[fan club|his parents: a cup of coffee and a chipwich]].
*One of the Whale's sayings is "Get your lighter from the anvil, please." Strong Bad actually gets his lighter from The Cheat, who was compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad mentions [[Frank Bennedetto]] falling in battle during the events of [[army]]. Many of Frank's "brothers" are on the draft wheel.
**Also on the draft wheel is [[Li'l Brudder]], which upon landing on it, Homestar will start to break down crying.
*In Marzistar's garden, Strong Bad calls Strong Mad and The Cheat "Lugnut & Squeak", just as he did in [[narrator]].
*Creamy Ding snack cakes, which the King of Town enjoys, look remarkably similar to [[Swiss Cake Rolls]].
*Homestar says that Strong Bad is always "[[Homestar Ruiner|beating the various stuffings out of me]]".
*Many places on the "Maps and Minions" board have been mentioned before, including [[Peasant's Quest|Scalding Lake]], [[Sick Day|Rotten Egglund]], and [[underlings|Stink's Reach]].
*The collar and invisible fence are supposed to [[StrongBadZone|make Strong Bad's head a splode]].
*Using the katana or the lighter on Pom Pom will cause Strong Bad to reference the events in [[pom pom]].
*"Wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], in which Cheerleader wore an [[elephant]] head.
*One of the King of Town's saved email addresses on his [[Snacky 186]] is [[pizza joint|thepizz@virtualpizz.biz]].
*During the Maps & Minions game, when The Of Town battles Strong Mad, he exclaims "I regret everything", a line said by Coach Z in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the [[Homestar Ruiner|previous episode]].
*Also in Maps & Minions, the player can instigate a battle between The Cheat and Strong Sad, although the outcome is different from Homestar's prediction in [[The Interview]].
*"Sweet recently divorced lady freedom!" is an instance of [[Sweet Lady X]].
**It also is likely a direct reference to [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which Strong Bad metaphorically "makes out" with Sweet Lady Freedom.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Bathroom Privileges|bathroom privileges]].
*The clockwork Strong Bad that Bubs sells initially sings [[flag day|Strong Badia's National Anthem]] and then malfunctions and gets the [[jibblies]].
*Strong Bad may "knight" Coach Z as "[[Coach Zed]], Lord High Protector of [[Butt-Patting|Butt-Pattery]]".
*Homsar's comment that Strong Bad's gibberish sounds like a "two-years-old boy" uses a line from [[Main Page 15]]
*When Strong Bad gets up from the King of Town's computer stool, it plays [[The_Geddup_Noise|The Standing Up Noise]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad addressing people in front of a giant flag is a reference to the opening scene in [[Wikipedia:Patton (film)|Patton]].
*Strong Bad's exploding collar is most likely inspired by [[Wikipedia: Battle Royale|Battle Royale]].
*The Brick Wall being renamed the Union of Soviet Socialist Repu''bricks'' echoes the real-life [[Wikipedia: Soviet Union|Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]].
*When Strong Bad responds to the email from Paul in [[French]] he calls him [[Wikipedia: Les Paul|Les Paul]].
*Strong Bad refers to the King of Town's rule as [[Wikipedia:Laissez-faire|"lazy fair"]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Bleak House|Bleak House]]'' is a novel by [[Wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Charles Dickens]]. Also, when he drafts himself into the Homestarmy, Homestar refers to himself as an "Artful Draft Dodger", a reference to Dickens' character, [[Wikipedia:Artful Dodger|The Artful Dodger]].
*Coach Z's territory is named "Coachnya", which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia: Chechnya|Chechnya]]. Chechnya also tried to secede and failed.
*[[The Stick]] is known as "Shticktenstein", which derives from [[Wikipedia:Liechtenstein|Liechtenstein]].
*Despite what Marzipan may think, "Model UN" is a school-based activity in which students roleplay as ambassadors to the United Nations from various countries.
*The nation of "Front-au-Fence" takes its name from [[Wikipedia: Port-au-Prince|Port-au-Prince]], Haiti.
*Bubs's nation of Concession Stan-tinople is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]], the former name of [[Wikipedia:Istanbul|Istanbul]].
*The bonus costume that Strong Bad unlocks is the [[wikipedia:Sam & Max|Max]] skull-and-crossbones T-shirt, which can actually be bought on [[Telltale Games]]' online store.
*Homestar's "letter" back to Marzipan, detailing the siege on the Of Town's castle is presented in a style similar to [[Wikipedia:Ken Burns|Ken Burns]]' 1990 documentary [[Wikipedia:The Civil War (documentary)|The Civil War]], with sepia-toned backgrounds and violin music in the background.
*Strong Sad mentions [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark]].
*Pompomerania takes its name from [[Wikipedia:Pomerania|Pomerania]].
*The Pompomeranian flag is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Japan|Japan]].
*The flag of Concessionstantinople, with its red background and yellow symbols in the upper left corner, resembles that of many [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] nations, notably the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] and the [[Wikipedia:People's Republic of China|People's Republic of China]].
*Strong Mad exclaiming "Let my people go!" and Strong Bad asking for messages from a burning bush are both references to the Biblical figure [[Wikipedia:Moses|Moses]].
*"No taxin' without representin'" is Coach Z's unique twist on Taxation Without Representation, the main complaint of American colonists against [[Wikipedia: George III|King George III]] of England.
*If the Darwin card is played in Teen Girl Squad, the girls will call him "Chuck D", the name of the socially-conscious member of the influential rap group [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy (band)|Public Enemy]].
*Strong Bad mentions he got the the Tarantula Standee at [[Wikipedia:December to Dismember|December to Dismember]]
*By using the alien in the second scene of Cave Girl Squad, a monolith from [[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]] appears, while Strong Bad hums [[Wikipedia:Also sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)|the theme from the movie]].
*Coach Z saying that "they've all overbid" and wagering a dollar after being picked in the draft is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*Homestar and Marzipan dividing their land is a direct reference to the division of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and its capital, [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]], complete with Checkpoint The Cheat substituting for [[Wikipedia:Checkpoint Charlie|Checkpoint Charlie]] (aka the Berlin Wall).
*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s name and Homsar's accent when he speaks normally are references to the [[Wikipedia:Native American|Native American]] stereotype.
*When Strong Bad looks at the wall, he asks who "will be first up against it when the Revolution comes", which is a quote from [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams']] ''[[Wikipedia: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' book series.
*When Homestar says "What is my major malfunction", it is most likely a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|Full Metal Jacket]].
*Strong Mad says "None shall pass", a quote from ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'', if Strong Bad should attempt to cross the stone bridge before fighting the Taranchula standee.
*Strong Bad says the King of Town's fridge-throne is [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] compliant.
*One of the lines when highlighting the "preview" option in the Main Menu refers to [[Wikipedia:Martin Luther King|Martin Luther King]] and his "I Have a Dream" speech.
*While worrying about his having an inflammation of his pretendix, Strong Sad fears that he may have a "rumble in [his] tumble." This refers to [[Wikipedia:Winnie the Pooh|Winnie the Pooh]], who, when he gets hungry, claims to have a "rumbly in [his] tumbly."
*One of Strong Bad's hints mentions "Kong-Quest", which happens to be part of the title of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest]].
*The three headed spider in Country is like Trinexx, the guardian of Turtle Rock Dungeon in ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]:[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past|A Link To The Past]]''.
* When Strong Bad tries to ask Homestar to leave the castle, he calls Homestar Dudley Dorkright, a refernce to [[ Wikipedia:Jay Ward|Jay Ward's]] cartoon mounty, [[Wikipedia:Dudley Do-Right|Dudley Do-Right]].
*Hatchbackistan is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Pakistan|Pakistan]].
*Poopslovakia is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Czechoslovakia|Czechoslovakia]].
*Front Seatserland is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Switzerland|Switzerland]].

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Bad wonders if his [[Limozeen]] game had been delivered yet. [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey|This game]] is what kicks off the next episode, [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*When the player tries to enter Strong Mad's room, Strong Bad says that it "should be cleaned out in a month or so", referring to how that room is accessible in the next episode, which came out a month later.
*Coach Z's sudden obsession for Marzipan at the end of the game carries over to Episode 3.
*The teaser poster for [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] in Strong Bad's room throughout the game foreshadows the events of SBCG4AP Episode 4.
*Bubs' reason for storming out when The Cheat played a [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] record is later revealed in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*Homestar randomly chants "Save the bats!" when Strong Bad is under house arrest. The [[Cool Tapes]] plan to play at a benefit concert to save bats in [[Baddest of the Bands]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/strongbadiathefree Official episode webpage]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/894/894056p1.html?RSSwhen2008-07-26_123100&RSSid=894056 IGN.com's sneak peek at "Strong Badia the Free"]{{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595 Telltale Games forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/902/902184p1.html IGN.com's hands on with "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[[forum:14726|forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]]
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep2strongbadiathefree Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.cubed3.com/review/644 Cubed3 review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/910/910232p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/103334/review-strong-badia-the-free/ Game Pro review]
*[http://www.cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode2strongbadiathefreereview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.giantbomb.com/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free/61-23066/reviews/ Giant Bomb review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-two-strong-badia-the-free-103528.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/09/strong_bad_episode_2_strong_badia_the_free WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_2_strong_bad Gamervision review]
*[http://www.gamecyte.com/review-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-strong-badia-the-free-pc GameCyte review]
*[http://pc.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r36470.htm GameZone review]
*[http://www.mygamer.com/index.php?page=gameportal&mode=reviews&id=554926 MyGamer review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bade28099s-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People-Episode-102Strong-Badia-the-Free/Item1966.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/09/mini-review-str.html#more Wired gaming blog review]
*[http://www.thunderboltgames.com/reviews/article/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free-review-for-pc.html Thunderbolt Games review]
*[http://www.gamevortex.com/gamevortex/soft_rev.php/4202/strong-bad39s-cool-game-for-attractive-people-episode-2-strong-badia-the-free-pc.html Game Vortex review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/406/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/strongbadscgape2/review.html GameSpot review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,922 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.gamersmark.com/reviews/view/1295 Gamers Mark review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=404&p=1 Video Game Generation review]

{{SBCG4AP}} [[Category:Homestarmy Cartoons]]

Head Bad and Strong Body

Spellstar — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:29:37 GMT

Spellstar: /* Complete Filmography */

[[Image:Head Bad and Strong Body.PNG|thumb|Strong Body and Head Bad]]
[[Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG|thumb|Nub Head and Head Nub]]
'''Head Bad and Strong Body''' were the nicknames given to [[Strong Bad]]'s bodiless head and headless body, respectively. They first appeared in late 2000 on [[Main Page 7]], and more than five years later made a reprise in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[disconnected]]. That was also the email in which the nicknames were first used; "Head Bad" was coined by [[Coach Z]], and "Strong Body" by [[Bubs]].

Strong Bad figured that having his body separated would double his productivity, allowing him to be in two places at once. Head Bad can give people career advice while Strong Body riots against the local municipality. Head Bad can also take a vacation on a [[The Island|deserted island]] while Strong Body shows off his new moves at [[Club Technochocolate]]. Bubs even claims that "Without all that extra head ballast, [Strong Body's] moves are twicely fresh".

When Head Bad got tired of rolling around all over the place, he considered getting some "repulsorlifts" added for anti-gravity action, but decided that exhaust pipes have more muscle. He then used these exhaust pipes to compete in the Million Yard Dash. Strong Body and Head Bad also attained the power to regenerate, creating two "perfectly formed" Strong Bad specimens that look and sound nothing like Strong Bad.

===Complete Filmography===
*'''Debut:''' [[Main Page 7]](sorta)
*Email [[disconnected]]
*[[160 Seconds]] (Head Bad only)

[[Category:Character Variations]]

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Spellstar — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:03:37 GMT

Spellstar: /* Trivia */

{{toonnav|Shorts|doughnutstand|4 Gregs|Where U Goin' 2?}}
[[Image:Doughnut.png|thumb|"Do you dough-not want one?"]]
Homestar Runner opens his own [[doughnut]] stand, sparking a fierce marketing war between himself and Bubs.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Do-Nots]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, April 6, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:56

'''Page Title:''' Hey There, Doughnut Rush!

==Transcript==
''{Homestar is seen cutting out dough rings in Marzipan's Kitchen. Marzipan enters}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's sweet! Are you making me homemade doughnuts for the 16th anniversary of our 17th breakup?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, no. No way. Um, no way. You know how I've always dreamed of being my own boss at the doughnut factory!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{looking annoyed}'' No, since when?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why, just last night! ''{Clouds fill the screen, then recede to the edges. A scene depicting Homestar's dream is shown. He is seen wearing a shirt with the Mexican flag on it, standing next to a high-jumping pit. He has only one leg}'' I dreamt that I was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!

'''MARZIPAN:''' And...that made you want to start a doughnut  shop?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir! Like I said, it's a boyhood dream of mine. Could you pass me that recipe?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Picks up a small note from the table}'' There's just this square of TP that says... ''{cut to a close-up of the note}'' "dog-nut" on it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah. That's it. My secret recipe.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' I'm gonna go talk to anyone else but you.

''{Cut to The Field. Homestar is in a makeshift doughnut stand formed from a large [[cardboard box]] marked "Do-Nots" with a window cut out of it. A fat fryer can be seen bubbling in the back.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I honestly wonder how many million doughnuts I'll sell on my first day. Three? Four? Eight? I've gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. doughnut rush, you know? Ooh, here it comes.

''{Bubs, with a red face and an exceptionally furious expression, enters from the right. As he speaks, cartoon smoke clouds emit from his head.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{with forced restraint}'' Well, hello, Hooomestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey there, doughnut rush. What can I get for you?

'''BUBS:''' ''{continuing his forced restraint}'' It's really great to very see you, Homestar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{nervous}'' Umm... it's good to see you, too, I guess.

''{As Bubs says the following, we cut to a shot revealing that Homestar's stand is right next to Bubs', facing it, and that Homestar's legs are outlined under the window in dotted lines}''

'''BUBS:''' I'm ''delighted'' you've decided to set up shop about ''ten feet away'' from me!

''{cut back to Homestar and Bubs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, we could be a conglomerate, like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA!

'''BUBS:''' Yes! That is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, Bubs? Are we in a fight?

''{as Bubs speaks, his face slowly returns to its normal blue color}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{slightly calmer}'' What do you think, man?! You opened up a competing doughnut place right across the street from me!

''{zooms out to the gap between the stores. Note that there is no street, but a field}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{examining the grass between the two stands}'' The street?

'''BUBS:''' Right across the way from me!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.

''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs, with his Concession Stand visible in the background with a sign "Why not Donuts?" on the original sign.}''

'''BUBS:''' That was two hours ago. ''{changes to his normal expression, now speaking normally}'' Now I'm in the doughnut bidness. ''{with a straight line eyebrow}'' How's that coverage working out for you, by the way?

''{Cut back to the two and the box.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a big stack of paperwork}'' Great so far!

'''BUBS:''' ''{back to an angry face}'' I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. doughnut rush. When next we meet, 'twill be on the doughnut field of battle! ''{Cut to a silhouette of the scene. Bubs marches to his stand imitating a military drum cadence}'' Dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup dup, dubba dup dup da daa ba dup dup dup!

''{Cut to a shot of a clock that strikes 3:09. Cut back to a shot of the two stands. The King Of Town appears in a puff of smoke.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Oof! All right, gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down. I need fried dough so bad it hurts! According to the data I got back from Taco Bell-NASA, ''{places a hefty stack of paperwork on the ground}'' we're gonna need in the 3 to 8 million range to maintain my caloric intake. Now, commence marketing bombardment!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Mine's is homemade! ''{holds up a spoon with some doughnut batter and a few hairs on it}''

'''BUBS:''' Mine's is shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, so I can legally print "From Homemade" on the prepackaged package. ''{holds up a package of his doughnuts that says "FROM HOMEMÁDE!"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got grit, gumption, and an adorable speech ''{exaggerating his usual speech impediment}'' impootaboot.

'''BUBS:''' My name's Bubs, I talk hard and fast.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Available in 57 different varieties!

'''BUBS:''' One flavor ''{the word "regular" appears above his head}'', over a hundred different names for it! ''{various names that all are variations of "regular" appear around Bubs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{holds up a newspaper}'' Marzipan raves "Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!"

'''BUBS:''' ''{cut to a shot of a box of toothpaste labeled "Bubs' Donuts!"; as he says each descriptions, it appears onscreen}'' Fights cavities! Cleans Teeth! ''{A cartoon Bubs appears in the bottom right corner, bearing the following message in a speech bubble}'' The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' All right, all right, all right. You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.

'''BUBS:''' ''{sticks his right arm out in alarm}'' Health Inspector! Cheese it, everyone!

''{Bubs closes his stand}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! ''{he disappears in another puff of smoke}''

''{Strong Bad, in silhouette, is seen coming up and walks towards Homestar with a clipboard in his hand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey potential customer, would you like several million doughnuts?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I don't want ''one''.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But do you dough-''not'' want one? Hmmm?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down. Now rub this swab under your grease trap and bring it back.

''{Homestar takes the swab and rubs it on the fat fryer.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir, Inspector Heath! ''{Homestar starts humming the theme to Inspector Gadget}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To himself}'' ...And we'll do a little ''{rolls the l}'' bit of ''this''! ''{Strong Bad slaps a note marked "F" on the side of Homestar's stand, causing it to fall over. Smoke begins to rise from it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! My face!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laughs and walks away}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' My delicious fried face! Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage? At least questionably so? Bubs?

''{Cut to a long shot of both stands in silhouette. Bubs opens the back of his stand and is seen sneaking away.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{to the tune of "Mysterioso Pizzicato"}'' Root, root, root, root, doodloodloodloodloodloo, doot doot doot doo...

''{A circle of "ends" appears, the top of which is pink. A back button appears.}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
* The toon's title is a pun on the [[Wikipedia:Ethic of reciprocity|ethic of reciprocity]], commonly known as the "Golden Rule," which is often expressed as "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

===Trivia===
*The [[News Articles|newspaper]] reads:
{| style="border-collapse: collapse; border: 3px solid #999"
| style="color:#999; font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.5em; line-height:1em; padding:5px; text-align:center;" | The Imaginary Newspapes
|-
| style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:2em; padding:5px; text-align=center;" |MARZIPAN RAVES:
|-
| style="color:#999; font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.25em; text-align:center;" | Hey! Get outta my kitchen, you!
|-
| style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif; font-size:1.1em;" | FCUSA - The Marzipan was stunned today when she woke to find a totally legit donut  enterprise operating out of her own dang kitchen. Mexican high jumper Homestar Garcia Colon was unavailable for comment but French long jumper Chateau 'Octo' Etoile broke out the ol' soft shoe.
|}
*At the end of the toon, if you remove Bubs' silhouette using a decompiler, you can see that he is wearing [[The Thnikkaman]]'s "tH".
*this is the first time that bubs has ever had a face color other than blue

===Remarks===
*In Marzipan's kitchen, the sink seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]] has disappeared.
*When Bubs warns that the health inspector is coming, he looks and points in a direction different from the one from which Strong Bad (as a health inspector) comes.
*Though he dreamt he was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs, Homestar is seen with a [[Spanish|Mexican flag]] on his shirt with one leg in front of the pole vault. ''(See Real-World References)'' ''(See Inside References)''
*As evidenced by the mat behind him, Homestar appeared to be in a high-jump competition, not a long-jump.
*Bubs's larger eye changes color depending on the color of his skin.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Bubs_head_fade_glitch.png|thumb|I'm delighted you've decided to set up a solid color line about ten feet away from me!]]
* Homestar's "secret recipe" suddenly appears after his dream flashback.
* As Strong Bad enters the scene in a silhouette, a piece of yellow background appears underneath the bottom-right corner of Bubs' Concession Stand as if it were not level on the ground.
* As Strong Bad pushes over Homestar's Do-Not stand, the swab flies through the cardboard wall.
* A line on Bubs's face delays changing color when he calms down after arguing with Homestar.

===Inside References===
*Homestar claims he was a [[French]] long-jump champion. The French name in the newspaper, "Chateau Etoile" roughly means "Home Star". ''(See Remarks)''
*[[Trivia Time]] is shown in the kitchen.
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] in this short.
*Strong Bad pulls the F slip out of [[hammerspace]].
*In Homestar's newspaper, Marzipan is once again referred to as "The Marzipan" as she was in [[Date Nite]]. This is another example of [[integral article]]s before names.
*When the Health Inspector comes up, Bubs says, "Cheese it!", which is what Strong Bad says to Strong Mad and The Cheat when they steal Marzipan's radish in [[The Reddest Radish]].
*Homestar also used the words "Dough-''not''" in place of "not" in [[Weclome Back]].
*"Do-Nots" is phonetically similar to the phrase "doe not", used by Senor Cardgage in [[Senorial Day]] ("You doe NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!!")
*The song played when Bubs and Homestar "fight over" the King of Town is also played during [[No Hands on Deck!]].
*The fanfare playing during Homestar's dream sequence is the last half of the 2007 [[Strong Badathlon]]'s fanfare.

===Real-World References===
* Homestar hums the theme to [[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]].
* The flag that Homestar wears in his dream is the [[Wikipedia:Flag of Mexico|flag of Mexico]].
* Several of the companies that Homestar lists as a conglomerate are real companies:
** [[Wikipedia:KFC|KFC]] and [[Wikipedia:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] are restaurants owned by [[Wikipedia: Yum! Brands|Yum! Brands]].
** [[Wikipedia:Radisson Hotels|Radisson]] is a hotel chain owned by [[Wikipedia:Carlson Companies|Carlson Companies]].
** [[Wikipedia:Texas Instruments|Texas Instruments]] is a semiconductor and electronics maker.
**[[Wikipedia: NASA|NASA]] is the United States space agency, not part of a conglomerate.
*Bubs's line about being able to legally say his doughnuts are "from Homemade" is a reference to an [http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/usa.asp urban legend] in which Japan supposedly renamed one of its cities to "Usa" in order to claim that its products were "Made in USA".
*Homestar's line about "57 different varieties" refers to the slogan of the American condiment company [[Wikipedia:H. J. Heinz Company|Heinz]].
*The music Bubs hums at the end is a piece called "Mysterioso Pizzicato" and is commonly used as stock music for sneaking characters or villains.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|doughnutstand|15231}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

A Splode

Spellstar — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:02:40 GMT

Spellstar: /* Appearances */

[[Image:YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.png|thumb|250px|A SPLODE IS A LOT]]
The phrase "Your Head A Splode" was first coined by [[Vector Strong Bad]] in the email [[video games]]. Since then, the words "'''A Splode'''" ([[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]] for [[Explosions|"explode"]]) have been seen in and referenced to on other pages.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut''': Email [[video games]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] (Easter egg) — The words "YOUR PHONE A SPLODE!" move across the display while Vector Strong Bad says them.
*[[Main Page 21]] — Vector Strong Bad says "Well, my head a splode"
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] — On the "Sample Game" page, there is a picture of [[Vector Strong Bad]] saying "A SPLODE IS A LOT". Also, if you lose the trial game, the screen says "YOUR HEAD ASPLODE"; the "head" quickly changes to "ship".
*Email [[alternate universe]] — One of Vector Strong Bad's hobbies is to "splo stuff up". He also hopes that the little children "don't a splode".
*Email [[fan club]] (Easter egg) — Vector Strong Bad says "YOUR HEAD ENGSMSPLODE", "engsmsplode" being a word invented by [[Strong Bad]] earlier in the email.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — When making a [[Teen Girl Squad]] [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|comic]], if you give the car to What's Her Face, it will "a splode" and kill her when she tries to drive it.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad whines that he has to get his [[FunMachine]] over to [[Bubs]] before it "a splodes any more".

[[Category:Word running gags]]

Characters

Spellstar — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:38:50 GMT

Spellstar: /* Middle School Variation */

:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|220px|The gang's all here.]]
This page contains lists of the numerous [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:MontageStrongBad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:strongmad.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:strongsad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:coach-z.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs.png|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:poopsmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:homsarcharacter.PNG|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear now and then, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== The King's Servants ===
The King of Town employs a few other characters besides [[The Poopsmith]].
<gallery>
Image:bishop.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:blacksmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blacksmith]]'''</center>
Image:hornblower.png|<center>'''[[The Hornblower]]'''</center>
Image:the knight.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Storybook Characters ===
Characters from the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner storybook]] or in that style.

<gallery>
Image:Bland.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''</center>
Image:Señor.PNG|<center>'''[[Señor]]'''</center>
Image:Therobotaction.PNG|<center>'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''</center>
Image:TheFatBee.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fat Bee]]'''</center>
Image:Grape Fairie closeup storybook.png|<center>'''[[The Grape Fairie]]'''</center>
Image:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
Image:The Umpire.png|<center>'''[[The Umpire]]'''</center>
Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Tiny handed Strong Bad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Mascots===
These characters serve as mascots.

<gallery>
Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:stoppy sign.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]]'''</center>
Image:Jolly Dumple.PNG|<center>'''[[The Jolly Dumple]]'''</center>
Image:TragicClownDog.PNG|<center>'''[[Tragic Clown Dog]]'''</center>
Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif|<center>'''[[Videlectrix Mascot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
These seemingly [[Items|inanimate objects]] have been treated like characters.
<gallery>
Image:AWFy.PNG|<center>'''[[Animatronic Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Belinda.png|<center>'''[[Belinda]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Whale.PNG|<center>'''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:qod horriblepainting.PNG|<center>'''[[Horrible Painting]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad is understairs.png|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:New-paper-but-a-butt.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:guy knife.png|<center>'''[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:PomFamily 2.png|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:Stoolyface.PNG|<center>'''[[Stooly]]'''</center>
Image:BGG restored Tandy.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:[[Image:Wormdingler.png|thumb|Coach Z's beloved dragon]|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Strong Badia]] ====
The empty lot where Strong Bad is king is home to a few other pseudocharacters.

<gallery>
Image:bearholdingshark.png|<center>'''[[Bear holding a Shark]]'''</center>
Image:Cinderblock.png|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:tire.png|<center>'''[[Tire]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cardboard Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Cardboard Homestar.png‎|<center>'''[[Cardboard Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Cardboard Marzipan]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Miscellaneous ===
<gallery>
Image:Newannouncer.png|<center>'''[[The Announcer]]'''</center>
Image:ataridragon.png|<center>'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:balding man.png|<center>'''[[Balding Man]]'''</center>
Image:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG|<center>'''[[Biscuitdoughhandsman]]'''</center>
Image:Space Lobster!.PNG|<center>'''[[Europa-pean Lobster]]'''</center>
Image:Fat Bluebird.PNG|<center>'''[[Fat Bluebird]]'''</center>
Image:gavin.png|<center>'''[[Gavin]]'''</center>
Image:pomfamily.png|<center>'''[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:teh goblin.PNG|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:Pinkish dragon.png|<center>'''[[Multi-Function Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>'''[[Nebulon]]'''</center>
Image:Peaceyppic.png|<center>'''[[Peacey P]]'''</center>
Image:Pom Girls.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's girls]]'''</center>
Image:the two kids.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
Image:Tom servo.PNG|<center>'''[[Tom Servo]]'''</center>
Image:Senor Cartgage Profile.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:TenerenceLove.png|<center>'''[[Tenerence Love]]'''</center>
Image:visor robot.png|<center>'''[[Visor Robot]]'''</center>
Image:yellodello.png|<center>'''[[The Yello Dello]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Variations ==
Sometimes [[The Brothers Chaps]] recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps.

=== [[Old-Timey]] ===
1930-era toons from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<gallery>
Image:thehstarr2.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:thesneak.PNG|<center>'''[[The Sneak]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:strongman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Man]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sicklysam.png|<center>'''[[Sickly Sam]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:fatdudley.png|<center>'''[[Fat Dudley]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan1936.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:coachz1936.png|<center>'''[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:bubs1936.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Bubs]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:1936 KOT.png|<center>'''[[The Kaiser]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:Thedemon.PNG|<center>'''[[The Demon]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''' (Marshie)</center>
Image:barbershop trio.PNG|<center>'''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''' (The Announcer)</center>
Image:bossman.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Bossman]]'''</center>
Image:the ghost.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:Pietimer 3.png|<center>'''[[Eustice Pietimer]]'''</center>
Image:the guys.PNG|<center>'''[[The Guys]]'''</center>
Image:Don knotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Don Knotts]]'''</center>
Image:Old-Timey Alien.png|<center>'''[[Rumble Red]]'''</center>
Image:Dee.png|<center>'''[[Dee]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[20X6]] ===
An alternate universe containing futuristic anime versions of Homestar Runner characters.

<gallery>
Image:20x6homestar.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:stinkoman.PNG|<center>'''[[Stinkoman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:panpan.PNG|<center>'''[[Pan Pan]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan20X6.png|<center>'''[[20X6 Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Games Menu Coach Z.PNG|<center>'''[[20X6 Coach Z]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:stickly.PNG|<center>'''[[Sticklyman]]<!--Do NOT say that Sticklyman is The Poopsmith. This is not confirmed--!></center>
Image:Trogador.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogador]]''' (Trogdor)</center>
Image:20X6 Badguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Shadowy Figure]]'''</center>
Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif|<center>'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<gallery>
Image:Dangeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:dangeresquetoo.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque Too]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Renaldo.png|<center>'''[[Renaldo]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:cutesy buttons.png|<center>'''[[Cutesy Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:BADGUY.png|<center>'''[[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:perducci.PNG|<center>'''[[Perducci]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:istanbul.png|<center>'''[[Istanbul]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:hot tub.PNG|<center>'''[[Hot Tub]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:killyouguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Killingyouguy]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sadasbad.png|<center>'''[[The Stunt Double]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|<center>'''[[Szechuan Steve]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Professor Experimento]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:Dadgeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dadgeresque]]''' (Senor Cardgage, ''unknowingly'')</center>
Image:TheMonster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Monster]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:KidnappingVictim.png|<center>'''[[Kidnapping Victim]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:UziBazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Uzi Bazooka]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:TheInformant.PNG|<center>'''[[The Informant]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Sultry buttons.PNG|<center>'''[[Sultry Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Craig.png|<center>'''[[Craig]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<gallery>
Image:archibald.png|<center>'''[[Archibald]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:kotdecemberween.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:angel.png|<center>'''[[The Angel]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:popularvote.png|<center>'''[[The Popular Vote]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:drxmas.png|<center>'''[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Kobe 1-4.png|<center>'''[[Kobe]]''' (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)</center>
Image:Strong sad first decemberween.png|<center>'''[[The First Decemberween]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teenage Variation]] ===
Teenage variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestar in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Marzipan|Teenage Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage StrongBad|Teenage StrongBad]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage StrongMad|Teenage StrongMad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Middle School Variation]] ===
Baby-like variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Baby strong bad.png|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby StrongBad|Baby StrongBad]]'''</center>
Image:Babyss.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby StrongSad|Baby StrongSad]]'''</center>
Image:Babycz.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|Baby Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Babyds.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]]'''</center>
Image:Babypp.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Pom Pom|Baby Pom Pom]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Free Petry Dish, USA]] ===
Microscopic variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestarmecium single.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbadiophage.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]]'''</center>
Image:Bubsamecium.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Alternates ===
{{incomplete list}}
<gallery>
Image:Placemat.PNG|<center>'''[[The Exact Same]]</center>
Image:Atari Homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Strong Bad.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Marzipan.PNG|<center>'''Atari Marzipan'''</center>
Image:VectorStrongBadShaded.png|<center>'''[[Vector Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Tofu Homestar.png|<center>'''[[Tofu Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Lil' Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Secrets-smiling.png|<center>'''[[Little Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Striped Green Rabbit.png|<center>'''[[Striped Green Rabbit]]'''</center>
Image:the teach.PNG|<center>'''[[The Teach]]'''</center>
Image:sucks trogdor.png|<center>'''[[The S is for Sucks Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:deadlypallor.png|<center>'''[[The Deathly Pallor]]'''</center>
Image:anonymous.png|<center>'''[[Anonymous|Anonymous Contributor]]'''</center>
Image:Thnikkaman.png|<center>'''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''</center>
Image:zubscoachb.png|<center>'''[[Zubs and Coach B]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail166.png|<center>'''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]'''</center>
Image:Original.png|<center>'''[[Original Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:Head Bad and Strong Body.PNG|<center>'''[[Head Bad and Strong Body]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG|<center>'''Nub Head and Head Nub'''</center>
Image:The Cheat-Bot.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheatbot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Organizations==
<gallery>
Image:thebrothersstrong.png|<center>'''[[The Brothers Strong]]'''</center>
Image:ccommandos.png|<center>'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''</center>
Image:blue-laser.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser]]'''</center>
Image:homestarmy.png|<center>'''[[Homestarmy]]'''</center>
Image:LURN logo corrected.png|<center>'''[[L.U.R.N.]]'''</center>
Image:onpointkings.png|<center>'''[[On Point Kings]]'''</center>
Image:Ever and More.png|<center>'''[[Broternal Order Of Different Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|<center>'''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]]'''</center>
Image:municipality.png|<center>'''[[The Municipality]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail188.png|<center>'''[[The Deleteheads]]'''</center>
Image:TeamKneepads.PNG|<center>'''[[Team Kneepads]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Bands===
<gallery>
Image:AtKM.png|<center>'''[[All the King's Men!]]'''</center>
Image:cool tapes.PNG|<center>'''[[Cool Tapes]]'''</center>
Image:Sir lance and the lotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Sir Lance and the Lots|Sir Lance and the Lots]]'''</center>
Image:limozeen.jpg|<center>'''[[Limozeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sloshy in space.PNG|<center>'''[[Sloshy]]'''</center>
Image:FattysBigChance2.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty's Big Chance]]'''</center>
Image:KindalonghairPoster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]]'''</center>
Image:TGS Kissyboots.png|<center>'''[[Kissyboots]]'''</center>
Image:Strong_bad_email_D.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]'''</center>
Image:Marching Band.PNG|<center>'''[[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]]'''</center>
Image:Mysfit steries band.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]'''</center>
Image:taranchulapeople.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula]]'''</center>
Image:West Is Lip.jpg|<center>'''[[West Is Lip]]'''</center>
Image:Advantage.png|<center>'''[[Advantage]]'''</center>
Image:BandPomStar.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#PomStar|PomStar]]
Image:DOI.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DÖI]]
Image:BandTwo-ODuo.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]]
[[Lazor]]</center>
</gallery>

===Companies===
<gallery>
Image:boardelectrix.PNG|<center>'''[[Boardelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:Bookazon screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''</center>
Image:Cheap as free.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheap as Free]]'''</center>
Image:Compy 2.png|<center>'''[[Compy, Inc.]]'''</center>
Image:CGNU Crest.png|<center>'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''</center>
Image:Discount Ware.PNG|<center>'''[[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]'''</center>
Image:Embarrassing Educational Films.png|<center>'''[[Embarrassing Educational Films]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:TheStabYourself!.png|<center>'''[[JoshCo!]]''' </center>
Image:Klown kare.PNG|<center>'''[[Kertified Klown Kare]]'''</center>
Image:Kidelectrix Logo.png|<center>'''[[Kidelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:metalmation logo.png|<center>'''[[Metalmation]]'''</center>
Image:ol fattys.PNG|<center>'''[[Ol' Fatty's]]'''</center>
Image:WSBD coozie.png|<center>'''[[Radio Stations and Shows]]'''</center>
Image:senormortgage.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]'''</center>
Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|<center>'''[[Some Type of Online Auction]]'''</center>
Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry]]'''</center>
Image:sbasaf.png|<center>'''[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]'''</center>
Image:Styles Upon Styles Logo.PNG|<center>'''[[Styles Upon Styles]]'''</center>
Image:lemcard.PNG|<center>'''[[Superfied Credit Union]]'''</center>
Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:ThoraxT.PNG|<center>'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''</center>
Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|<center>'''[[Videlectrix]]'''</center>

</gallery>

==Characters from Created Worlds==
[[wikipedia:Fictional fictional character|Characters created by another character]] (usually Strong Bad). These characters exist in their own sub-universes within the framework of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] proper, and rarely interact with the main universe.

=== Strong Badman ===
A superhero world starring a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscular version]] of Strong Bad.
<gallery>
Image:Who is little stiny.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Stiny Get me a danish.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]]'''</center>
Image:Damp towel man.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:Deutschman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]]'''</center>
Image:Deutschmaster.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Deutsch Master|The Deutsch Master]]'''</center>
Image:Dry ragamuffin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Grossman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Grossman|Grossman]]'''</center>
Image:Moth Mouth Strong Badman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Moth Mouth|Moth Mouth]]'''</center>
Image:EnterTooSoonMan.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man|Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man]]'''</center>
Image:Scantron.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Scantron|Scantron]]'''</center>
Image:StrongBadmanTheCheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Cheat|Strong Badman The Cheat]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn, narrated, and killed by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<gallery>
Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheerleader]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-soso.PNG|<center>'''[[So and So]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-whatface.PNG|<center>'''[[What's Her Face]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|<center>'''[[The Ugly One]]'''</center>
</gallery>

====Other Characters====
<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>'''[[Arrow'd Guy]]'''</center>
Image:alienwithbat.PNG|<center>'''[[Thomas]]'''</center>
Image:tompkinteen.png|<center>'''[[Tompkins]]'''</center>
Image:ilsg.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Pitters]]'''</center>
Image:Mrs Commanderson with Cheat Commandos.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Commanderson]]'''</center>
Image:thebirds.png|<center>'''[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]]'''</center>
Image:FourGregs.png|<center>'''[[The Gregs]]'''</center>
Image:Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Thy Dungeonman]]===
A series of [[Wikipedia:Interactive fiction|text adventures]] that originated from the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]".
<gallery>
Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]'''</center>
Image:Ye arrive at dennis.PNG|<center>'''[[Dennis]]'''</center>
Image:Dongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Dongrel]]'''</center>
Image:Mongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels]]'''</center>
Image:The toughs.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Cheat Commandos]] ===
An after-school cartoon spoofing G.I. Joe starring some The Cheats.

====The Commandos====
<gallery>
Image:Gunhaver.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver]]'''</center>
Image:Reynold.PNG|<center>'''[[Reynold]]'''</center>
Image:Fightgar.PNG|<center>'''[[Fightgar]]'''</center>
Image:Crackotage2.PNG|<center>'''[[Crackotage]]'''</center>
Image:silent rip.png|<center>'''[[Silent Rip]]'''</center>
Image:firebert cartoon.png|<center>'''[[Firebert]]'''</center>
Image:reinforcements.png|<center>'''[[Reinforcements]]'''</center>
Image:Flashfight.PNG|<center>'''[[Flashfight]]'''</center>
Image:Ripberger.PNG|<center>'''[[Ripberger]]'''</center>
Image:Foxface new.png|<center>'''[[Foxface]]'''</center>
Image:Sarge Marshie.PNG|<center>'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:Greenhelmet.png|<center>'''[[Green Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Agent Chimendez.PNG|<center>'''[[Agent Chimendez]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Blue Laser]] ====
<gallery>
Image:BL Commander.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]'''</center>
Image:blminion.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Minion]]'''</center>
Image:blbabies.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Babies]]'''</center>
Image:New Bad Guy Girl Character.png|<center>'''[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Other Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Reynoldsbro.png|<center>'''[[Reynold's Brother]]'''</center>
Image:OSmidgen.png|<center>'''[[Oliver Smidgen]]'''</center>
Image:Gunk Iller.png|<center>'''[[Gunk Iller]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cast and Production ====
<gallery>
Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman]]'''</center>
Image:achimendez.png|<center>'''[[A. Chimendez]]'''</center>
Image:CrackStuntman'sGirlfriend.png|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]]'''</center>
Image:Guy who does the Bad Guy`s Voice.PNG|<center>'''[[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] world.
<gallery>
Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:rather dashing.png|<center>'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''</center>
Image:Kerrek Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Kerrek]]'''</center>
Image:Jhonka Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Jhonka]]'''</center>
Image:Pterodactyl.PNG|<center>'''[[Pterodactyl]]'''</center>
Image:Blue Knight.png|<center>'''[[The Red and Blue Knights]]'''</center>
Image:King Of Peasantry In Game.PNG|<center>'''[[King of Peasantry]]'''</center>
Image:oldguy peasantsquest.png|<center>'''[[Old Man]]'''</center>
Image:poorgary.png|<center>'''[[Poor Gary]]'''</center>
Image:dongolev.png|<center>'''[[Dongolev]]'''</center>
Image:Mendelev the archer.png|<center>'''[[Mendelev]]'''</center>
Image:babylady.PNG|<center>'''[[Baby Lady & Her Baby]]'''</center>
Image:keeper of trogdor.PNG|<center>'''[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:nakedned.png|<center>'''[[Naked Ned]]'''</center>
Image:roncumberdale.PNG|<center>'''[[Ron Cumberdale]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A "crazy" cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<gallery>
Image:cowcopter.png|<center>'''[[Sherlock]]'''</center>
Image:theworm2.png|<center>'''[[The Worm]]'''</center>
Image:ehsteve.png|<center>'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''</center>
Image:wheelchair.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:keyboardstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Primetime.PNG|<center>'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] ===
A short-lived cartoon about [[Limozeen]] in space.

<gallery>
Image:Larry Palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Larry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Gary palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Gary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Perry Palaroncini.PNG|<center>'''[[Perry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Space mary.png|<center>'''[[Mary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:teeg dougland.png|<center>'''[[Teeg Dougland]]'''</center>
Image:mitch overlord.PNG|<center>'''[[Mitch Overlord]]'''</center>
Image:bozar.PNG|<center>'''[[Bozar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[The Li'l Brudder Show|The Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot Too Show]]===
A cartoon featuring everyone's favorite one legged pup.
<gallery>
Image:lilbrudder.gif|<center>'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''</center>
Image:Tendafootcolor.PNG|<center>'''[[Tendafoot]]'''</center>
Image:Possum.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Possum|Possum]]'''</center>
Image:Pittles.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Parrot|Parrot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Folk Tale World]] ===
These are characters that appear in the world of Saddy Dumpington.
<gallery>
Image:ss dumpington.PNG|<center>'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:A Little Girl.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|A Little Girl]]'''</center>
Image:Squirrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Squirrel|The Squirrel]]'''</center>
Image:The Mayor.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Mayor|The Mayor]]'''</center>
Image:Cricket.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Mr. Cricket|Mr. Cricket]]'''</center>
Image:Fox.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Fox Joe|Fox Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Snake.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Weird Snake Joe|Weird Snake Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Townsfolk.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Townsfolk|The Townsfolk]]'''</center>
Image:Turkey Joe.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Turkey Joe|Turkey Joe]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Related Pages ==

<gallery>
Image:chars.png|<center>'''[[Character Videos]]'''</center>
Image:Yearbook page.png|<center>'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''</center>
Image:Old Characters Page.png|<center>'''[[Old Characters Page]]'''</center>
Image:hs wallpaper.png|<center>'''[[:Category:Character Evolution|Character Evolution]]'''</center>
Image:thereddestradishgrouppic.png|<center>'''[[Stylized Character Designs]]'''</center>
Image:abapompom.png|<center>'''[[Minor Character Variations]]'''</center>
Image:Shareholders.jpg|<center>'''[[Unseen Characters]]'''</center>
Image:beat-state-dinosaur.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters]]'''</center>
Image:hswin.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''</center>
Image:wrestleman.png|<center>'''[[Nicknames]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail144.PNG|<center>'''[[Character Relationships]]'''</center>
Image:TheBrothersChaps.jpg|<center>'''[[Contributors]]'''</center>
</gallery>
<noinclude>[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Lists]]</noinclude>

Characters

Spellstar — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:37:59 GMT

Spellstar: /* Teenage Variation */

:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|220px|The gang's all here.]]
This page contains lists of the numerous [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:MontageStrongBad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:strongmad.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:strongsad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:coach-z.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs.png|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:poopsmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:homsarcharacter.PNG|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear now and then, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== The King's Servants ===
The King of Town employs a few other characters besides [[The Poopsmith]].
<gallery>
Image:bishop.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:blacksmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blacksmith]]'''</center>
Image:hornblower.png|<center>'''[[The Hornblower]]'''</center>
Image:the knight.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Storybook Characters ===
Characters from the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner storybook]] or in that style.

<gallery>
Image:Bland.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''</center>
Image:Señor.PNG|<center>'''[[Señor]]'''</center>
Image:Therobotaction.PNG|<center>'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''</center>
Image:TheFatBee.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fat Bee]]'''</center>
Image:Grape Fairie closeup storybook.png|<center>'''[[The Grape Fairie]]'''</center>
Image:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
Image:The Umpire.png|<center>'''[[The Umpire]]'''</center>
Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Tiny handed Strong Bad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Mascots===
These characters serve as mascots.

<gallery>
Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:stoppy sign.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]]'''</center>
Image:Jolly Dumple.PNG|<center>'''[[The Jolly Dumple]]'''</center>
Image:TragicClownDog.PNG|<center>'''[[Tragic Clown Dog]]'''</center>
Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif|<center>'''[[Videlectrix Mascot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
These seemingly [[Items|inanimate objects]] have been treated like characters.
<gallery>
Image:AWFy.PNG|<center>'''[[Animatronic Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Belinda.png|<center>'''[[Belinda]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Whale.PNG|<center>'''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:qod horriblepainting.PNG|<center>'''[[Horrible Painting]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad is understairs.png|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:New-paper-but-a-butt.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:guy knife.png|<center>'''[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:PomFamily 2.png|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:Stoolyface.PNG|<center>'''[[Stooly]]'''</center>
Image:BGG restored Tandy.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:[[Image:Wormdingler.png|thumb|Coach Z's beloved dragon]|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Strong Badia]] ====
The empty lot where Strong Bad is king is home to a few other pseudocharacters.

<gallery>
Image:bearholdingshark.png|<center>'''[[Bear holding a Shark]]'''</center>
Image:Cinderblock.png|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:tire.png|<center>'''[[Tire]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cardboard Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Cardboard Homestar.png‎|<center>'''[[Cardboard Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Cardboard Marzipan]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Miscellaneous ===
<gallery>
Image:Newannouncer.png|<center>'''[[The Announcer]]'''</center>
Image:ataridragon.png|<center>'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:balding man.png|<center>'''[[Balding Man]]'''</center>
Image:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG|<center>'''[[Biscuitdoughhandsman]]'''</center>
Image:Space Lobster!.PNG|<center>'''[[Europa-pean Lobster]]'''</center>
Image:Fat Bluebird.PNG|<center>'''[[Fat Bluebird]]'''</center>
Image:gavin.png|<center>'''[[Gavin]]'''</center>
Image:pomfamily.png|<center>'''[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:teh goblin.PNG|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:Pinkish dragon.png|<center>'''[[Multi-Function Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>'''[[Nebulon]]'''</center>
Image:Peaceyppic.png|<center>'''[[Peacey P]]'''</center>
Image:Pom Girls.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's girls]]'''</center>
Image:the two kids.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
Image:Tom servo.PNG|<center>'''[[Tom Servo]]'''</center>
Image:Senor Cartgage Profile.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:TenerenceLove.png|<center>'''[[Tenerence Love]]'''</center>
Image:visor robot.png|<center>'''[[Visor Robot]]'''</center>
Image:yellodello.png|<center>'''[[The Yello Dello]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Variations ==
Sometimes [[The Brothers Chaps]] recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps.

=== [[Old-Timey]] ===
1930-era toons from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<gallery>
Image:thehstarr2.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:thesneak.PNG|<center>'''[[The Sneak]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:strongman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Man]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sicklysam.png|<center>'''[[Sickly Sam]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:fatdudley.png|<center>'''[[Fat Dudley]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan1936.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:coachz1936.png|<center>'''[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:bubs1936.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Bubs]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:1936 KOT.png|<center>'''[[The Kaiser]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:Thedemon.PNG|<center>'''[[The Demon]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''' (Marshie)</center>
Image:barbershop trio.PNG|<center>'''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''' (The Announcer)</center>
Image:bossman.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Bossman]]'''</center>
Image:the ghost.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:Pietimer 3.png|<center>'''[[Eustice Pietimer]]'''</center>
Image:the guys.PNG|<center>'''[[The Guys]]'''</center>
Image:Don knotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Don Knotts]]'''</center>
Image:Old-Timey Alien.png|<center>'''[[Rumble Red]]'''</center>
Image:Dee.png|<center>'''[[Dee]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[20X6]] ===
An alternate universe containing futuristic anime versions of Homestar Runner characters.

<gallery>
Image:20x6homestar.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:stinkoman.PNG|<center>'''[[Stinkoman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:panpan.PNG|<center>'''[[Pan Pan]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan20X6.png|<center>'''[[20X6 Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Games Menu Coach Z.PNG|<center>'''[[20X6 Coach Z]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:stickly.PNG|<center>'''[[Sticklyman]]<!--Do NOT say that Sticklyman is The Poopsmith. This is not confirmed--!></center>
Image:Trogador.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogador]]''' (Trogdor)</center>
Image:20X6 Badguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Shadowy Figure]]'''</center>
Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif|<center>'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<gallery>
Image:Dangeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:dangeresquetoo.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque Too]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Renaldo.png|<center>'''[[Renaldo]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:cutesy buttons.png|<center>'''[[Cutesy Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:BADGUY.png|<center>'''[[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:perducci.PNG|<center>'''[[Perducci]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:istanbul.png|<center>'''[[Istanbul]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:hot tub.PNG|<center>'''[[Hot Tub]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:killyouguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Killingyouguy]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sadasbad.png|<center>'''[[The Stunt Double]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|<center>'''[[Szechuan Steve]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Professor Experimento]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:Dadgeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dadgeresque]]''' (Senor Cardgage, ''unknowingly'')</center>
Image:TheMonster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Monster]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:KidnappingVictim.png|<center>'''[[Kidnapping Victim]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:UziBazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Uzi Bazooka]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:TheInformant.PNG|<center>'''[[The Informant]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Sultry buttons.PNG|<center>'''[[Sultry Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Craig.png|<center>'''[[Craig]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<gallery>
Image:archibald.png|<center>'''[[Archibald]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:kotdecemberween.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:angel.png|<center>'''[[The Angel]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:popularvote.png|<center>'''[[The Popular Vote]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:drxmas.png|<center>'''[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Kobe 1-4.png|<center>'''[[Kobe]]''' (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)</center>
Image:Strong sad first decemberween.png|<center>'''[[The First Decemberween]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teenage Variation]] ===
Teenage variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestar in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Marzipan|Teenage Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage StrongBad|Teenage StrongBad]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage StrongMad|Teenage StrongMad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Middle School Variation]] ===
Baby-like variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Baby strong bad.png|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Bad|Baby Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Babyss.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Sad|Baby Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Babycz.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|Baby Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Babyds.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]]'''</center>
Image:Babypp.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Pom Pom|Baby Pom Pom]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Free Petry Dish, USA]] ===
Microscopic variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestarmecium single.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbadiophage.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]]'''</center>
Image:Bubsamecium.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Alternates ===
{{incomplete list}}
<gallery>
Image:Placemat.PNG|<center>'''[[The Exact Same]]</center>
Image:Atari Homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Strong Bad.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Marzipan.PNG|<center>'''Atari Marzipan'''</center>
Image:VectorStrongBadShaded.png|<center>'''[[Vector Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Tofu Homestar.png|<center>'''[[Tofu Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Lil' Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Secrets-smiling.png|<center>'''[[Little Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Striped Green Rabbit.png|<center>'''[[Striped Green Rabbit]]'''</center>
Image:the teach.PNG|<center>'''[[The Teach]]'''</center>
Image:sucks trogdor.png|<center>'''[[The S is for Sucks Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:deadlypallor.png|<center>'''[[The Deathly Pallor]]'''</center>
Image:anonymous.png|<center>'''[[Anonymous|Anonymous Contributor]]'''</center>
Image:Thnikkaman.png|<center>'''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''</center>
Image:zubscoachb.png|<center>'''[[Zubs and Coach B]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail166.png|<center>'''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]'''</center>
Image:Original.png|<center>'''[[Original Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:Head Bad and Strong Body.PNG|<center>'''[[Head Bad and Strong Body]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG|<center>'''Nub Head and Head Nub'''</center>
Image:The Cheat-Bot.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheatbot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Organizations==
<gallery>
Image:thebrothersstrong.png|<center>'''[[The Brothers Strong]]'''</center>
Image:ccommandos.png|<center>'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''</center>
Image:blue-laser.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser]]'''</center>
Image:homestarmy.png|<center>'''[[Homestarmy]]'''</center>
Image:LURN logo corrected.png|<center>'''[[L.U.R.N.]]'''</center>
Image:onpointkings.png|<center>'''[[On Point Kings]]'''</center>
Image:Ever and More.png|<center>'''[[Broternal Order Of Different Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|<center>'''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]]'''</center>
Image:municipality.png|<center>'''[[The Municipality]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail188.png|<center>'''[[The Deleteheads]]'''</center>
Image:TeamKneepads.PNG|<center>'''[[Team Kneepads]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Bands===
<gallery>
Image:AtKM.png|<center>'''[[All the King's Men!]]'''</center>
Image:cool tapes.PNG|<center>'''[[Cool Tapes]]'''</center>
Image:Sir lance and the lotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Sir Lance and the Lots|Sir Lance and the Lots]]'''</center>
Image:limozeen.jpg|<center>'''[[Limozeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sloshy in space.PNG|<center>'''[[Sloshy]]'''</center>
Image:FattysBigChance2.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty's Big Chance]]'''</center>
Image:KindalonghairPoster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]]'''</center>
Image:TGS Kissyboots.png|<center>'''[[Kissyboots]]'''</center>
Image:Strong_bad_email_D.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]'''</center>
Image:Marching Band.PNG|<center>'''[[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]]'''</center>
Image:Mysfit steries band.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]'''</center>
Image:taranchulapeople.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula]]'''</center>
Image:West Is Lip.jpg|<center>'''[[West Is Lip]]'''</center>
Image:Advantage.png|<center>'''[[Advantage]]'''</center>
Image:BandPomStar.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#PomStar|PomStar]]
Image:DOI.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DÖI]]
Image:BandTwo-ODuo.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]]
[[Lazor]]</center>
</gallery>

===Companies===
<gallery>
Image:boardelectrix.PNG|<center>'''[[Boardelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:Bookazon screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''</center>
Image:Cheap as free.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheap as Free]]'''</center>
Image:Compy 2.png|<center>'''[[Compy, Inc.]]'''</center>
Image:CGNU Crest.png|<center>'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''</center>
Image:Discount Ware.PNG|<center>'''[[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]'''</center>
Image:Embarrassing Educational Films.png|<center>'''[[Embarrassing Educational Films]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:TheStabYourself!.png|<center>'''[[JoshCo!]]''' </center>
Image:Klown kare.PNG|<center>'''[[Kertified Klown Kare]]'''</center>
Image:Kidelectrix Logo.png|<center>'''[[Kidelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:metalmation logo.png|<center>'''[[Metalmation]]'''</center>
Image:ol fattys.PNG|<center>'''[[Ol' Fatty's]]'''</center>
Image:WSBD coozie.png|<center>'''[[Radio Stations and Shows]]'''</center>
Image:senormortgage.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]'''</center>
Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|<center>'''[[Some Type of Online Auction]]'''</center>
Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry]]'''</center>
Image:sbasaf.png|<center>'''[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]'''</center>
Image:Styles Upon Styles Logo.PNG|<center>'''[[Styles Upon Styles]]'''</center>
Image:lemcard.PNG|<center>'''[[Superfied Credit Union]]'''</center>
Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:ThoraxT.PNG|<center>'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''</center>
Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|<center>'''[[Videlectrix]]'''</center>

</gallery>

==Characters from Created Worlds==
[[wikipedia:Fictional fictional character|Characters created by another character]] (usually Strong Bad). These characters exist in their own sub-universes within the framework of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] proper, and rarely interact with the main universe.

=== Strong Badman ===
A superhero world starring a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscular version]] of Strong Bad.
<gallery>
Image:Who is little stiny.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Stiny Get me a danish.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]]'''</center>
Image:Damp towel man.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:Deutschman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]]'''</center>
Image:Deutschmaster.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Deutsch Master|The Deutsch Master]]'''</center>
Image:Dry ragamuffin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Grossman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Grossman|Grossman]]'''</center>
Image:Moth Mouth Strong Badman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Moth Mouth|Moth Mouth]]'''</center>
Image:EnterTooSoonMan.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man|Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man]]'''</center>
Image:Scantron.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Scantron|Scantron]]'''</center>
Image:StrongBadmanTheCheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Cheat|Strong Badman The Cheat]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn, narrated, and killed by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<gallery>
Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheerleader]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-soso.PNG|<center>'''[[So and So]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-whatface.PNG|<center>'''[[What's Her Face]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|<center>'''[[The Ugly One]]'''</center>
</gallery>

====Other Characters====
<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>'''[[Arrow'd Guy]]'''</center>
Image:alienwithbat.PNG|<center>'''[[Thomas]]'''</center>
Image:tompkinteen.png|<center>'''[[Tompkins]]'''</center>
Image:ilsg.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Pitters]]'''</center>
Image:Mrs Commanderson with Cheat Commandos.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Commanderson]]'''</center>
Image:thebirds.png|<center>'''[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]]'''</center>
Image:FourGregs.png|<center>'''[[The Gregs]]'''</center>
Image:Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Thy Dungeonman]]===
A series of [[Wikipedia:Interactive fiction|text adventures]] that originated from the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]".
<gallery>
Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]'''</center>
Image:Ye arrive at dennis.PNG|<center>'''[[Dennis]]'''</center>
Image:Dongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Dongrel]]'''</center>
Image:Mongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels]]'''</center>
Image:The toughs.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Cheat Commandos]] ===
An after-school cartoon spoofing G.I. Joe starring some The Cheats.

====The Commandos====
<gallery>
Image:Gunhaver.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver]]'''</center>
Image:Reynold.PNG|<center>'''[[Reynold]]'''</center>
Image:Fightgar.PNG|<center>'''[[Fightgar]]'''</center>
Image:Crackotage2.PNG|<center>'''[[Crackotage]]'''</center>
Image:silent rip.png|<center>'''[[Silent Rip]]'''</center>
Image:firebert cartoon.png|<center>'''[[Firebert]]'''</center>
Image:reinforcements.png|<center>'''[[Reinforcements]]'''</center>
Image:Flashfight.PNG|<center>'''[[Flashfight]]'''</center>
Image:Ripberger.PNG|<center>'''[[Ripberger]]'''</center>
Image:Foxface new.png|<center>'''[[Foxface]]'''</center>
Image:Sarge Marshie.PNG|<center>'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:Greenhelmet.png|<center>'''[[Green Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Agent Chimendez.PNG|<center>'''[[Agent Chimendez]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Blue Laser]] ====
<gallery>
Image:BL Commander.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]'''</center>
Image:blminion.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Minion]]'''</center>
Image:blbabies.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Babies]]'''</center>
Image:New Bad Guy Girl Character.png|<center>'''[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Other Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Reynoldsbro.png|<center>'''[[Reynold's Brother]]'''</center>
Image:OSmidgen.png|<center>'''[[Oliver Smidgen]]'''</center>
Image:Gunk Iller.png|<center>'''[[Gunk Iller]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cast and Production ====
<gallery>
Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman]]'''</center>
Image:achimendez.png|<center>'''[[A. Chimendez]]'''</center>
Image:CrackStuntman'sGirlfriend.png|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]]'''</center>
Image:Guy who does the Bad Guy`s Voice.PNG|<center>'''[[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] world.
<gallery>
Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:rather dashing.png|<center>'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''</center>
Image:Kerrek Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Kerrek]]'''</center>
Image:Jhonka Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Jhonka]]'''</center>
Image:Pterodactyl.PNG|<center>'''[[Pterodactyl]]'''</center>
Image:Blue Knight.png|<center>'''[[The Red and Blue Knights]]'''</center>
Image:King Of Peasantry In Game.PNG|<center>'''[[King of Peasantry]]'''</center>
Image:oldguy peasantsquest.png|<center>'''[[Old Man]]'''</center>
Image:poorgary.png|<center>'''[[Poor Gary]]'''</center>
Image:dongolev.png|<center>'''[[Dongolev]]'''</center>
Image:Mendelev the archer.png|<center>'''[[Mendelev]]'''</center>
Image:babylady.PNG|<center>'''[[Baby Lady & Her Baby]]'''</center>
Image:keeper of trogdor.PNG|<center>'''[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:nakedned.png|<center>'''[[Naked Ned]]'''</center>
Image:roncumberdale.PNG|<center>'''[[Ron Cumberdale]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A "crazy" cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<gallery>
Image:cowcopter.png|<center>'''[[Sherlock]]'''</center>
Image:theworm2.png|<center>'''[[The Worm]]'''</center>
Image:ehsteve.png|<center>'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''</center>
Image:wheelchair.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:keyboardstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Primetime.PNG|<center>'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] ===
A short-lived cartoon about [[Limozeen]] in space.

<gallery>
Image:Larry Palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Larry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Gary palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Gary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Perry Palaroncini.PNG|<center>'''[[Perry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Space mary.png|<center>'''[[Mary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:teeg dougland.png|<center>'''[[Teeg Dougland]]'''</center>
Image:mitch overlord.PNG|<center>'''[[Mitch Overlord]]'''</center>
Image:bozar.PNG|<center>'''[[Bozar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[The Li'l Brudder Show|The Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot Too Show]]===
A cartoon featuring everyone's favorite one legged pup.
<gallery>
Image:lilbrudder.gif|<center>'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''</center>
Image:Tendafootcolor.PNG|<center>'''[[Tendafoot]]'''</center>
Image:Possum.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Possum|Possum]]'''</center>
Image:Pittles.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Parrot|Parrot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Folk Tale World]] ===
These are characters that appear in the world of Saddy Dumpington.
<gallery>
Image:ss dumpington.PNG|<center>'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:A Little Girl.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|A Little Girl]]'''</center>
Image:Squirrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Squirrel|The Squirrel]]'''</center>
Image:The Mayor.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Mayor|The Mayor]]'''</center>
Image:Cricket.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Mr. Cricket|Mr. Cricket]]'''</center>
Image:Fox.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Fox Joe|Fox Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Snake.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Weird Snake Joe|Weird Snake Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Townsfolk.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Townsfolk|The Townsfolk]]'''</center>
Image:Turkey Joe.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Turkey Joe|Turkey Joe]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Related Pages ==

<gallery>
Image:chars.png|<center>'''[[Character Videos]]'''</center>
Image:Yearbook page.png|<center>'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''</center>
Image:Old Characters Page.png|<center>'''[[Old Characters Page]]'''</center>
Image:hs wallpaper.png|<center>'''[[:Category:Character Evolution|Character Evolution]]'''</center>
Image:thereddestradishgrouppic.png|<center>'''[[Stylized Character Designs]]'''</center>
Image:abapompom.png|<center>'''[[Minor Character Variations]]'''</center>
Image:Shareholders.jpg|<center>'''[[Unseen Characters]]'''</center>
Image:beat-state-dinosaur.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters]]'''</center>
Image:hswin.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''</center>
Image:wrestleman.png|<center>'''[[Nicknames]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail144.PNG|<center>'''[[Character Relationships]]'''</center>
Image:TheBrothersChaps.jpg|<center>'''[[Contributors]]'''</center>
</gallery>
<noinclude>[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Lists]]</noinclude>

Characters

Spellstar — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:30:54 GMT

Spellstar: /* 20X6 */

:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|220px|The gang's all here.]]
This page contains lists of the numerous [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:MontageStrongBad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:strongmad.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:strongsad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:coach-z.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs.png|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:poopsmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:homsarcharacter.PNG|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear now and then, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== The King's Servants ===
The King of Town employs a few other characters besides [[The Poopsmith]].
<gallery>
Image:bishop.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:blacksmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blacksmith]]'''</center>
Image:hornblower.png|<center>'''[[The Hornblower]]'''</center>
Image:the knight.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Storybook Characters ===
Characters from the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner storybook]] or in that style.

<gallery>
Image:Bland.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''</center>
Image:Señor.PNG|<center>'''[[Señor]]'''</center>
Image:Therobotaction.PNG|<center>'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''</center>
Image:TheFatBee.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fat Bee]]'''</center>
Image:Grape Fairie closeup storybook.png|<center>'''[[The Grape Fairie]]'''</center>
Image:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
Image:The Umpire.png|<center>'''[[The Umpire]]'''</center>
Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Tiny handed Strong Bad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Mascots===
These characters serve as mascots.

<gallery>
Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:stoppy sign.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]]'''</center>
Image:Jolly Dumple.PNG|<center>'''[[The Jolly Dumple]]'''</center>
Image:TragicClownDog.PNG|<center>'''[[Tragic Clown Dog]]'''</center>
Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif|<center>'''[[Videlectrix Mascot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
These seemingly [[Items|inanimate objects]] have been treated like characters.
<gallery>
Image:AWFy.PNG|<center>'''[[Animatronic Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Belinda.png|<center>'''[[Belinda]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Whale.PNG|<center>'''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:qod horriblepainting.PNG|<center>'''[[Horrible Painting]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad is understairs.png|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:New-paper-but-a-butt.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:guy knife.png|<center>'''[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:PomFamily 2.png|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:Stoolyface.PNG|<center>'''[[Stooly]]'''</center>
Image:BGG restored Tandy.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:[[Image:Wormdingler.png|thumb|Coach Z's beloved dragon]|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Strong Badia]] ====
The empty lot where Strong Bad is king is home to a few other pseudocharacters.

<gallery>
Image:bearholdingshark.png|<center>'''[[Bear holding a Shark]]'''</center>
Image:Cinderblock.png|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:tire.png|<center>'''[[Tire]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cardboard Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Cardboard Homestar.png‎|<center>'''[[Cardboard Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Cardboard Marzipan]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Miscellaneous ===
<gallery>
Image:Newannouncer.png|<center>'''[[The Announcer]]'''</center>
Image:ataridragon.png|<center>'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:balding man.png|<center>'''[[Balding Man]]'''</center>
Image:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG|<center>'''[[Biscuitdoughhandsman]]'''</center>
Image:Space Lobster!.PNG|<center>'''[[Europa-pean Lobster]]'''</center>
Image:Fat Bluebird.PNG|<center>'''[[Fat Bluebird]]'''</center>
Image:gavin.png|<center>'''[[Gavin]]'''</center>
Image:pomfamily.png|<center>'''[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:teh goblin.PNG|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:Pinkish dragon.png|<center>'''[[Multi-Function Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>'''[[Nebulon]]'''</center>
Image:Peaceyppic.png|<center>'''[[Peacey P]]'''</center>
Image:Pom Girls.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's girls]]'''</center>
Image:the two kids.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
Image:Tom servo.PNG|<center>'''[[Tom Servo]]'''</center>
Image:Senor Cartgage Profile.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:TenerenceLove.png|<center>'''[[Tenerence Love]]'''</center>
Image:visor robot.png|<center>'''[[Visor Robot]]'''</center>
Image:yellodello.png|<center>'''[[The Yello Dello]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Variations ==
Sometimes [[The Brothers Chaps]] recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps.

=== [[Old-Timey]] ===
1930-era toons from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<gallery>
Image:thehstarr2.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:thesneak.PNG|<center>'''[[The Sneak]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:strongman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Man]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sicklysam.png|<center>'''[[Sickly Sam]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:fatdudley.png|<center>'''[[Fat Dudley]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan1936.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:coachz1936.png|<center>'''[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:bubs1936.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Bubs]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:1936 KOT.png|<center>'''[[The Kaiser]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:Thedemon.PNG|<center>'''[[The Demon]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''' (Marshie)</center>
Image:barbershop trio.PNG|<center>'''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''' (The Announcer)</center>
Image:bossman.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Bossman]]'''</center>
Image:the ghost.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:Pietimer 3.png|<center>'''[[Eustice Pietimer]]'''</center>
Image:the guys.PNG|<center>'''[[The Guys]]'''</center>
Image:Don knotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Don Knotts]]'''</center>
Image:Old-Timey Alien.png|<center>'''[[Rumble Red]]'''</center>
Image:Dee.png|<center>'''[[Dee]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[20X6]] ===
An alternate universe containing futuristic anime versions of Homestar Runner characters.

<gallery>
Image:20x6homestar.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:stinkoman.PNG|<center>'''[[Stinkoman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:panpan.PNG|<center>'''[[Pan Pan]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan20X6.png|<center>'''[[20X6 Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Games Menu Coach Z.PNG|<center>'''[[20X6 Coach Z]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:stickly.PNG|<center>'''[[Sticklyman]]''' (possibly the poopsmith)</center>
Image:Trogador.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogador]]''' (Trogdor)</center>
Image:20X6 Badguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Shadowy Figure]]'''</center>
Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif|<center>'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<gallery>
Image:Dangeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:dangeresquetoo.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque Too]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Renaldo.png|<center>'''[[Renaldo]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:cutesy buttons.png|<center>'''[[Cutesy Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:BADGUY.png|<center>'''[[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:perducci.PNG|<center>'''[[Perducci]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:istanbul.png|<center>'''[[Istanbul]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:hot tub.PNG|<center>'''[[Hot Tub]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:killyouguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Killingyouguy]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sadasbad.png|<center>'''[[The Stunt Double]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|<center>'''[[Szechuan Steve]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Professor Experimento]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:Dadgeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dadgeresque]]''' (Senor Cardgage, ''unknowingly'')</center>
Image:TheMonster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Monster]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:KidnappingVictim.png|<center>'''[[Kidnapping Victim]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:UziBazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Uzi Bazooka]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:TheInformant.PNG|<center>'''[[The Informant]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Sultry buttons.PNG|<center>'''[[Sultry Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Craig.png|<center>'''[[Craig]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<gallery>
Image:archibald.png|<center>'''[[Archibald]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:kotdecemberween.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:angel.png|<center>'''[[The Angel]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:popularvote.png|<center>'''[[The Popular Vote]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:drxmas.png|<center>'''[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Kobe 1-4.png|<center>'''[[Kobe]]''' (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)</center>
Image:Strong sad first decemberween.png|<center>'''[[The First Decemberween]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teenage Variation]] ===
Teenage variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestar in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Marzipan|Teenage Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Mad|Teenage Strong Mad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Middle School Variation]] ===
Baby-like variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Baby strong bad.png|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Bad|Baby Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Babyss.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Sad|Baby Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Babycz.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|Baby Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Babyds.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]]'''</center>
Image:Babypp.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Pom Pom|Baby Pom Pom]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Free Petry Dish, USA]] ===
Microscopic variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestarmecium single.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbadiophage.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]]'''</center>
Image:Bubsamecium.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Alternates ===
{{incomplete list}}
<gallery>
Image:Placemat.PNG|<center>'''[[The Exact Same]]</center>
Image:Atari Homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Strong Bad.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Marzipan.PNG|<center>'''Atari Marzipan'''</center>
Image:VectorStrongBadShaded.png|<center>'''[[Vector Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Tofu Homestar.png|<center>'''[[Tofu Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Lil' Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Secrets-smiling.png|<center>'''[[Little Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Striped Green Rabbit.png|<center>'''[[Striped Green Rabbit]]'''</center>
Image:the teach.PNG|<center>'''[[The Teach]]'''</center>
Image:sucks trogdor.png|<center>'''[[The S is for Sucks Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:deadlypallor.png|<center>'''[[The Deathly Pallor]]'''</center>
Image:anonymous.png|<center>'''[[Anonymous|Anonymous Contributor]]'''</center>
Image:Thnikkaman.png|<center>'''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''</center>
Image:zubscoachb.png|<center>'''[[Zubs and Coach B]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail166.png|<center>'''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]'''</center>
Image:Original.png|<center>'''[[Original Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:Head Bad and Strong Body.PNG|<center>'''[[Head Bad and Strong Body]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG|<center>'''Nub Head and Head Nub'''</center>
Image:The Cheat-Bot.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheatbot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Organizations==
<gallery>
Image:thebrothersstrong.png|<center>'''[[The Brothers Strong]]'''</center>
Image:ccommandos.png|<center>'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''</center>
Image:blue-laser.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser]]'''</center>
Image:homestarmy.png|<center>'''[[Homestarmy]]'''</center>
Image:LURN logo corrected.png|<center>'''[[L.U.R.N.]]'''</center>
Image:onpointkings.png|<center>'''[[On Point Kings]]'''</center>
Image:Ever and More.png|<center>'''[[Broternal Order Of Different Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|<center>'''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]]'''</center>
Image:municipality.png|<center>'''[[The Municipality]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail188.png|<center>'''[[The Deleteheads]]'''</center>
Image:TeamKneepads.PNG|<center>'''[[Team Kneepads]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Bands===
<gallery>
Image:AtKM.png|<center>'''[[All the King's Men!]]'''</center>
Image:cool tapes.PNG|<center>'''[[Cool Tapes]]'''</center>
Image:Sir lance and the lotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Sir Lance and the Lots|Sir Lance and the Lots]]'''</center>
Image:limozeen.jpg|<center>'''[[Limozeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sloshy in space.PNG|<center>'''[[Sloshy]]'''</center>
Image:FattysBigChance2.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty's Big Chance]]'''</center>
Image:KindalonghairPoster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]]'''</center>
Image:TGS Kissyboots.png|<center>'''[[Kissyboots]]'''</center>
Image:Strong_bad_email_D.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]'''</center>
Image:Marching Band.PNG|<center>'''[[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]]'''</center>
Image:Mysfit steries band.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]'''</center>
Image:taranchulapeople.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula]]'''</center>
Image:West Is Lip.jpg|<center>'''[[West Is Lip]]'''</center>
Image:Advantage.png|<center>'''[[Advantage]]'''</center>
Image:BandPomStar.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#PomStar|PomStar]]
Image:DOI.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DÖI]]
Image:BandTwo-ODuo.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]]
[[Lazor]]</center>
</gallery>

===Companies===
<gallery>
Image:boardelectrix.PNG|<center>'''[[Boardelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:Bookazon screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''</center>
Image:Cheap as free.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheap as Free]]'''</center>
Image:Compy 2.png|<center>'''[[Compy, Inc.]]'''</center>
Image:CGNU Crest.png|<center>'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''</center>
Image:Discount Ware.PNG|<center>'''[[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]'''</center>
Image:Embarrassing Educational Films.png|<center>'''[[Embarrassing Educational Films]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:TheStabYourself!.png|<center>'''[[JoshCo!]]''' </center>
Image:Klown kare.PNG|<center>'''[[Kertified Klown Kare]]'''</center>
Image:Kidelectrix Logo.png|<center>'''[[Kidelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:metalmation logo.png|<center>'''[[Metalmation]]'''</center>
Image:ol fattys.PNG|<center>'''[[Ol' Fatty's]]'''</center>
Image:WSBD coozie.png|<center>'''[[Radio Stations and Shows]]'''</center>
Image:senormortgage.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]'''</center>
Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|<center>'''[[Some Type of Online Auction]]'''</center>
Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry]]'''</center>
Image:sbasaf.png|<center>'''[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]'''</center>
Image:Styles Upon Styles Logo.PNG|<center>'''[[Styles Upon Styles]]'''</center>
Image:lemcard.PNG|<center>'''[[Superfied Credit Union]]'''</center>
Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:ThoraxT.PNG|<center>'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''</center>
Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|<center>'''[[Videlectrix]]'''</center>

</gallery>

==Characters from Created Worlds==
[[wikipedia:Fictional fictional character|Characters created by another character]] (usually Strong Bad). These characters exist in their own sub-universes within the framework of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] proper, and rarely interact with the main universe.

=== Strong Badman ===
A superhero world starring a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscular version]] of Strong Bad.
<gallery>
Image:Who is little stiny.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Stiny Get me a danish.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]]'''</center>
Image:Damp towel man.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:Deutschman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]]'''</center>
Image:Deutschmaster.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Deutsch Master|The Deutsch Master]]'''</center>
Image:Dry ragamuffin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Grossman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Grossman|Grossman]]'''</center>
Image:Moth Mouth Strong Badman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Moth Mouth|Moth Mouth]]'''</center>
Image:EnterTooSoonMan.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man|Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man]]'''</center>
Image:Scantron.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Scantron|Scantron]]'''</center>
Image:StrongBadmanTheCheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Cheat|Strong Badman The Cheat]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn, narrated, and killed by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<gallery>
Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheerleader]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-soso.PNG|<center>'''[[So and So]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-whatface.PNG|<center>'''[[What's Her Face]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|<center>'''[[The Ugly One]]'''</center>
</gallery>

====Other Characters====
<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>'''[[Arrow'd Guy]]'''</center>
Image:alienwithbat.PNG|<center>'''[[Thomas]]'''</center>
Image:tompkinteen.png|<center>'''[[Tompkins]]'''</center>
Image:ilsg.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Pitters]]'''</center>
Image:Mrs Commanderson with Cheat Commandos.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Commanderson]]'''</center>
Image:thebirds.png|<center>'''[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]]'''</center>
Image:FourGregs.png|<center>'''[[The Gregs]]'''</center>
Image:Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Thy Dungeonman]]===
A series of [[Wikipedia:Interactive fiction|text adventures]] that originated from the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]".
<gallery>
Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]'''</center>
Image:Ye arrive at dennis.PNG|<center>'''[[Dennis]]'''</center>
Image:Dongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Dongrel]]'''</center>
Image:Mongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels]]'''</center>
Image:The toughs.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Cheat Commandos]] ===
An after-school cartoon spoofing G.I. Joe starring some The Cheats.

====The Commandos====
<gallery>
Image:Gunhaver.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver]]'''</center>
Image:Reynold.PNG|<center>'''[[Reynold]]'''</center>
Image:Fightgar.PNG|<center>'''[[Fightgar]]'''</center>
Image:Crackotage2.PNG|<center>'''[[Crackotage]]'''</center>
Image:silent rip.png|<center>'''[[Silent Rip]]'''</center>
Image:firebert cartoon.png|<center>'''[[Firebert]]'''</center>
Image:reinforcements.png|<center>'''[[Reinforcements]]'''</center>
Image:Flashfight.PNG|<center>'''[[Flashfight]]'''</center>
Image:Ripberger.PNG|<center>'''[[Ripberger]]'''</center>
Image:Foxface new.png|<center>'''[[Foxface]]'''</center>
Image:Sarge Marshie.PNG|<center>'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:Greenhelmet.png|<center>'''[[Green Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Agent Chimendez.PNG|<center>'''[[Agent Chimendez]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Blue Laser]] ====
<gallery>
Image:BL Commander.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]'''</center>
Image:blminion.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Minion]]'''</center>
Image:blbabies.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Babies]]'''</center>
Image:New Bad Guy Girl Character.png|<center>'''[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Other Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Reynoldsbro.png|<center>'''[[Reynold's Brother]]'''</center>
Image:OSmidgen.png|<center>'''[[Oliver Smidgen]]'''</center>
Image:Gunk Iller.png|<center>'''[[Gunk Iller]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cast and Production ====
<gallery>
Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman]]'''</center>
Image:achimendez.png|<center>'''[[A. Chimendez]]'''</center>
Image:CrackStuntman'sGirlfriend.png|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]]'''</center>
Image:Guy who does the Bad Guy`s Voice.PNG|<center>'''[[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] world.
<gallery>
Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:rather dashing.png|<center>'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''</center>
Image:Kerrek Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Kerrek]]'''</center>
Image:Jhonka Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Jhonka]]'''</center>
Image:Pterodactyl.PNG|<center>'''[[Pterodactyl]]'''</center>
Image:Blue Knight.png|<center>'''[[The Red and Blue Knights]]'''</center>
Image:King Of Peasantry In Game.PNG|<center>'''[[King of Peasantry]]'''</center>
Image:oldguy peasantsquest.png|<center>'''[[Old Man]]'''</center>
Image:poorgary.png|<center>'''[[Poor Gary]]'''</center>
Image:dongolev.png|<center>'''[[Dongolev]]'''</center>
Image:Mendelev the archer.png|<center>'''[[Mendelev]]'''</center>
Image:babylady.PNG|<center>'''[[Baby Lady & Her Baby]]'''</center>
Image:keeper of trogdor.PNG|<center>'''[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:nakedned.png|<center>'''[[Naked Ned]]'''</center>
Image:roncumberdale.PNG|<center>'''[[Ron Cumberdale]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A "crazy" cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<gallery>
Image:cowcopter.png|<center>'''[[Sherlock]]'''</center>
Image:theworm2.png|<center>'''[[The Worm]]'''</center>
Image:ehsteve.png|<center>'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''</center>
Image:wheelchair.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:keyboardstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Primetime.PNG|<center>'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] ===
A short-lived cartoon about [[Limozeen]] in space.

<gallery>
Image:Larry Palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Larry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Gary palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Gary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Perry Palaroncini.PNG|<center>'''[[Perry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Space mary.png|<center>'''[[Mary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:teeg dougland.png|<center>'''[[Teeg Dougland]]'''</center>
Image:mitch overlord.PNG|<center>'''[[Mitch Overlord]]'''</center>
Image:bozar.PNG|<center>'''[[Bozar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[The Li'l Brudder Show|The Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot Too Show]]===
A cartoon featuring everyone's favorite one legged pup.
<gallery>
Image:lilbrudder.gif|<center>'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''</center>
Image:Tendafootcolor.PNG|<center>'''[[Tendafoot]]'''</center>
Image:Possum.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Possum|Possum]]'''</center>
Image:Pittles.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Parrot|Parrot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Folk Tale World]] ===
These are characters that appear in the world of Saddy Dumpington.
<gallery>
Image:ss dumpington.PNG|<center>'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:A Little Girl.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|A Little Girl]]'''</center>
Image:Squirrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Squirrel|The Squirrel]]'''</center>
Image:The Mayor.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Mayor|The Mayor]]'''</center>
Image:Cricket.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Mr. Cricket|Mr. Cricket]]'''</center>
Image:Fox.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Fox Joe|Fox Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Snake.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Weird Snake Joe|Weird Snake Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Townsfolk.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Townsfolk|The Townsfolk]]'''</center>
Image:Turkey Joe.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Turkey Joe|Turkey Joe]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Related Pages ==

<gallery>
Image:chars.png|<center>'''[[Character Videos]]'''</center>
Image:Yearbook page.png|<center>'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''</center>
Image:Old Characters Page.png|<center>'''[[Old Characters Page]]'''</center>
Image:hs wallpaper.png|<center>'''[[:Category:Character Evolution|Character Evolution]]'''</center>
Image:thereddestradishgrouppic.png|<center>'''[[Stylized Character Designs]]'''</center>
Image:abapompom.png|<center>'''[[Minor Character Variations]]'''</center>
Image:Shareholders.jpg|<center>'''[[Unseen Characters]]'''</center>
Image:beat-state-dinosaur.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters]]'''</center>
Image:hswin.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''</center>
Image:wrestleman.png|<center>'''[[Nicknames]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail144.PNG|<center>'''[[Character Relationships]]'''</center>
Image:TheBrothersChaps.jpg|<center>'''[[Contributors]]'''</center>
</gallery>
<noinclude>[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Lists]]</noinclude>

Characters

Spellstar — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:28:41 GMT

Spellstar: /* 20X6 */

:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|220px|The gang's all here.]]
This page contains lists of the numerous [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:MontageStrongBad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:strongmad.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:strongsad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:marzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:coach-z.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs.png|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:poopsmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:homsarcharacter.PNG|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear now and then, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== The King's Servants ===
The King of Town employs a few other characters besides [[The Poopsmith]].
<gallery>
Image:bishop.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:blacksmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blacksmith]]'''</center>
Image:hornblower.png|<center>'''[[The Hornblower]]'''</center>
Image:the knight.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Storybook Characters ===
Characters from the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner storybook]] or in that style.

<gallery>
Image:Bland.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''</center>
Image:Señor.PNG|<center>'''[[Señor]]'''</center>
Image:Therobotaction.PNG|<center>'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''</center>
Image:TheFatBee.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fat Bee]]'''</center>
Image:Grape Fairie closeup storybook.png|<center>'''[[The Grape Fairie]]'''</center>
Image:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
Image:The Umpire.png|<center>'''[[The Umpire]]'''</center>
Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Tiny handed Strong Bad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Mascots===
These characters serve as mascots.

<gallery>
Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:stoppy sign.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]]'''</center>
Image:Jolly Dumple.PNG|<center>'''[[The Jolly Dumple]]'''</center>
Image:TragicClownDog.PNG|<center>'''[[Tragic Clown Dog]]'''</center>
Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif|<center>'''[[Videlectrix Mascot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
These seemingly [[Items|inanimate objects]] have been treated like characters.
<gallery>
Image:AWFy.PNG|<center>'''[[Animatronic Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Belinda.png|<center>'''[[Belinda]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Whale.PNG|<center>'''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:qod horriblepainting.PNG|<center>'''[[Horrible Painting]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad is understairs.png|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:New-paper-but-a-butt.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:guy knife.png|<center>'''[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:PomFamily 2.png|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:Stoolyface.PNG|<center>'''[[Stooly]]'''</center>
Image:BGG restored Tandy.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:[[Image:Wormdingler.png|thumb|Coach Z's beloved dragon]|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Strong Badia]] ====
The empty lot where Strong Bad is king is home to a few other pseudocharacters.

<gallery>
Image:bearholdingshark.png|<center>'''[[Bear holding a Shark]]'''</center>
Image:Cinderblock.png|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:tire.png|<center>'''[[Tire]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cardboard Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Cardboard Homestar.png‎|<center>'''[[Cardboard Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Cardboard Marzipan]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Miscellaneous ===
<gallery>
Image:Newannouncer.png|<center>'''[[The Announcer]]'''</center>
Image:ataridragon.png|<center>'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:balding man.png|<center>'''[[Balding Man]]'''</center>
Image:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG|<center>'''[[Biscuitdoughhandsman]]'''</center>
Image:Space Lobster!.PNG|<center>'''[[Europa-pean Lobster]]'''</center>
Image:Fat Bluebird.PNG|<center>'''[[Fat Bluebird]]'''</center>
Image:gavin.png|<center>'''[[Gavin]]'''</center>
Image:pomfamily.png|<center>'''[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:teh goblin.PNG|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:Pinkish dragon.png|<center>'''[[Multi-Function Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>'''[[Nebulon]]'''</center>
Image:Peaceyppic.png|<center>'''[[Peacey P]]'''</center>
Image:Pom Girls.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's girls]]'''</center>
Image:the two kids.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
Image:Tom servo.PNG|<center>'''[[Tom Servo]]'''</center>
Image:Senor Cartgage Profile.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:TenerenceLove.png|<center>'''[[Tenerence Love]]'''</center>
Image:visor robot.png|<center>'''[[Visor Robot]]'''</center>
Image:yellodello.png|<center>'''[[The Yello Dello]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Variations ==
Sometimes [[The Brothers Chaps]] recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps.

=== [[Old-Timey]] ===
1930-era toons from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<gallery>
Image:thehstarr2.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:thesneak.PNG|<center>'''[[The Sneak]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:strongman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Man]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sicklysam.png|<center>'''[[Sickly Sam]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:fatdudley.png|<center>'''[[Fat Dudley]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan1936.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:coachz1936.png|<center>'''[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:bubs1936.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Bubs]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:1936 KOT.png|<center>'''[[The Kaiser]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:Thedemon.PNG|<center>'''[[The Demon]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''' (Marshie)</center>
Image:barbershop trio.PNG|<center>'''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''' (The Announcer)</center>
Image:bossman.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Bossman]]'''</center>
Image:the ghost.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:Pietimer 3.png|<center>'''[[Eustice Pietimer]]'''</center>
Image:the guys.PNG|<center>'''[[The Guys]]'''</center>
Image:Don knotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Don Knotts]]'''</center>
Image:Old-Timey Alien.png|<center>'''[[Rumble Red]]'''</center>
Image:Dee.png|<center>'''[[Dee]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[20X6]] ===
An alternate universe containing futuristic anime versions of Homestar Runner characters.

<gallery>
Image:20x6homestar.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:stinkoman.PNG|<center>'''[[Stinkoman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:panpan.PNG|<center>'''[[Pan Pan]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan20X6.png|<center>'''[[20X6 Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Games Menu Coach Z.PNG|<center>'''[[20X6 Coach Z]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:stickly.PNG|<center>'''[[Sticklyman]]<!--Do NOT say that Sticklyman is The Poopsmith. This is not confirmed--!></center>
Image:Trogador.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogador]]''' (Trogdor)</center>
Image:20X6 Badguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Shadowy Figure]]''' (possibly coach Z)</center>
Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif|<center>'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<gallery>
Image:Dangeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:dangeresquetoo.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque Too]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Renaldo.png|<center>'''[[Renaldo]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:cutesy buttons.png|<center>'''[[Cutesy Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:BADGUY.png|<center>'''[[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:perducci.PNG|<center>'''[[Perducci]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:istanbul.png|<center>'''[[Istanbul]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:hot tub.PNG|<center>'''[[Hot Tub]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:killyouguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Killingyouguy]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sadasbad.png|<center>'''[[The Stunt Double]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|<center>'''[[Szechuan Steve]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Professor Experimento]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:Dadgeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dadgeresque]]''' (Senor Cardgage, ''unknowingly'')</center>
Image:TheMonster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Monster]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:KidnappingVictim.png|<center>'''[[Kidnapping Victim]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:UziBazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Uzi Bazooka]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:TheInformant.PNG|<center>'''[[The Informant]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Sultry buttons.PNG|<center>'''[[Sultry Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Craig.png|<center>'''[[Craig]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<gallery>
Image:archibald.png|<center>'''[[Archibald]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:kotdecemberween.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:angel.png|<center>'''[[The Angel]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:popularvote.png|<center>'''[[The Popular Vote]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:drxmas.png|<center>'''[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Kobe 1-4.png|<center>'''[[Kobe]]''' (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)</center>
Image:Strong sad first decemberween.png|<center>'''[[The First Decemberween]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teenage Variation]] ===
Teenage variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestar in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Marzipan|Teenage Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Mad|Teenage Strong Mad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Middle School Variation]] ===
Baby-like variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Baby strong bad.png|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Bad|Baby Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Babyss.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Sad|Baby Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Babycz.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|Baby Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Babyds.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]]'''</center>
Image:Babypp.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Pom Pom|Baby Pom Pom]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Free Petry Dish, USA]] ===
Microscopic variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestarmecium single.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbadiophage.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]]'''</center>
Image:Bubsamecium.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Alternates ===
{{incomplete list}}
<gallery>
Image:Placemat.PNG|<center>'''[[The Exact Same]]</center>
Image:Atari Homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Strong Bad.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Marzipan.PNG|<center>'''Atari Marzipan'''</center>
Image:VectorStrongBadShaded.png|<center>'''[[Vector Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Tofu Homestar.png|<center>'''[[Tofu Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Lil' Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Secrets-smiling.png|<center>'''[[Little Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Striped Green Rabbit.png|<center>'''[[Striped Green Rabbit]]'''</center>
Image:the teach.PNG|<center>'''[[The Teach]]'''</center>
Image:sucks trogdor.png|<center>'''[[The S is for Sucks Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:deadlypallor.png|<center>'''[[The Deathly Pallor]]'''</center>
Image:anonymous.png|<center>'''[[Anonymous|Anonymous Contributor]]'''</center>
Image:Thnikkaman.png|<center>'''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''</center>
Image:zubscoachb.png|<center>'''[[Zubs and Coach B]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail166.png|<center>'''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]'''</center>
Image:Original.png|<center>'''[[Original Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:Head Bad and Strong Body.PNG|<center>'''[[Head Bad and Strong Body]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG|<center>'''Nub Head and Head Nub'''</center>
Image:The Cheat-Bot.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheatbot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Organizations==
<gallery>
Image:thebrothersstrong.png|<center>'''[[The Brothers Strong]]'''</center>
Image:ccommandos.png|<center>'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''</center>
Image:blue-laser.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser]]'''</center>
Image:homestarmy.png|<center>'''[[Homestarmy]]'''</center>
Image:LURN logo corrected.png|<center>'''[[L.U.R.N.]]'''</center>
Image:onpointkings.png|<center>'''[[On Point Kings]]'''</center>
Image:Ever and More.png|<center>'''[[Broternal Order Of Different Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|<center>'''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]]'''</center>
Image:municipality.png|<center>'''[[The Municipality]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail188.png|<center>'''[[The Deleteheads]]'''</center>
Image:TeamKneepads.PNG|<center>'''[[Team Kneepads]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Bands===
<gallery>
Image:AtKM.png|<center>'''[[All the King's Men!]]'''</center>
Image:cool tapes.PNG|<center>'''[[Cool Tapes]]'''</center>
Image:Sir lance and the lotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Sir Lance and the Lots|Sir Lance and the Lots]]'''</center>
Image:limozeen.jpg|<center>'''[[Limozeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sloshy in space.PNG|<center>'''[[Sloshy]]'''</center>
Image:FattysBigChance2.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty's Big Chance]]'''</center>
Image:KindalonghairPoster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]]'''</center>
Image:TGS Kissyboots.png|<center>'''[[Kissyboots]]'''</center>
Image:Strong_bad_email_D.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]'''</center>
Image:Marching Band.PNG|<center>'''[[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]]'''</center>
Image:Mysfit steries band.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]'''</center>
Image:taranchulapeople.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula]]'''</center>
Image:West Is Lip.jpg|<center>'''[[West Is Lip]]'''</center>
Image:Advantage.png|<center>'''[[Advantage]]'''</center>
Image:BandPomStar.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#PomStar|PomStar]]
Image:DOI.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DÖI]]
Image:BandTwo-ODuo.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]]
[[Lazor]]</center>
</gallery>

===Companies===
<gallery>
Image:boardelectrix.PNG|<center>'''[[Boardelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:Bookazon screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''</center>
Image:Cheap as free.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheap as Free]]'''</center>
Image:Compy 2.png|<center>'''[[Compy, Inc.]]'''</center>
Image:CGNU Crest.png|<center>'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''</center>
Image:Discount Ware.PNG|<center>'''[[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]'''</center>
Image:Embarrassing Educational Films.png|<center>'''[[Embarrassing Educational Films]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:TheStabYourself!.png|<center>'''[[JoshCo!]]''' </center>
Image:Klown kare.PNG|<center>'''[[Kertified Klown Kare]]'''</center>
Image:Kidelectrix Logo.png|<center>'''[[Kidelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:metalmation logo.png|<center>'''[[Metalmation]]'''</center>
Image:ol fattys.PNG|<center>'''[[Ol' Fatty's]]'''</center>
Image:WSBD coozie.png|<center>'''[[Radio Stations and Shows]]'''</center>
Image:senormortgage.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]'''</center>
Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|<center>'''[[Some Type of Online Auction]]'''</center>
Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry]]'''</center>
Image:sbasaf.png|<center>'''[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]'''</center>
Image:Styles Upon Styles Logo.PNG|<center>'''[[Styles Upon Styles]]'''</center>
Image:lemcard.PNG|<center>'''[[Superfied Credit Union]]'''</center>
Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:ThoraxT.PNG|<center>'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''</center>
Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|<center>'''[[Videlectrix]]'''</center>

</gallery>

==Characters from Created Worlds==
[[wikipedia:Fictional fictional character|Characters created by another character]] (usually Strong Bad). These characters exist in their own sub-universes within the framework of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] proper, and rarely interact with the main universe.

=== Strong Badman ===
A superhero world starring a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscular version]] of Strong Bad.
<gallery>
Image:Who is little stiny.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Stiny Get me a danish.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]]'''</center>
Image:Damp towel man.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:Deutschman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]]'''</center>
Image:Deutschmaster.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Deutsch Master|The Deutsch Master]]'''</center>
Image:Dry ragamuffin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Grossman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Grossman|Grossman]]'''</center>
Image:Moth Mouth Strong Badman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Moth Mouth|Moth Mouth]]'''</center>
Image:EnterTooSoonMan.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man|Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man]]'''</center>
Image:Scantron.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Scantron|Scantron]]'''</center>
Image:StrongBadmanTheCheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Cheat|Strong Badman The Cheat]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn, narrated, and killed by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<gallery>
Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheerleader]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-soso.PNG|<center>'''[[So and So]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-whatface.PNG|<center>'''[[What's Her Face]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|<center>'''[[The Ugly One]]'''</center>
</gallery>

====Other Characters====
<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>'''[[Arrow'd Guy]]'''</center>
Image:alienwithbat.PNG|<center>'''[[Thomas]]'''</center>
Image:tompkinteen.png|<center>'''[[Tompkins]]'''</center>
Image:ilsg.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Pitters]]'''</center>
Image:Mrs Commanderson with Cheat Commandos.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Commanderson]]'''</center>
Image:thebirds.png|<center>'''[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]]'''</center>
Image:FourGregs.png|<center>'''[[The Gregs]]'''</center>
Image:Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Thy Dungeonman]]===
A series of [[Wikipedia:Interactive fiction|text adventures]] that originated from the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]".
<gallery>
Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]'''</center>
Image:Ye arrive at dennis.PNG|<center>'''[[Dennis]]'''</center>
Image:Dongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Dongrel]]'''</center>
Image:Mongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels]]'''</center>
Image:The toughs.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Cheat Commandos]] ===
An after-school cartoon spoofing G.I. Joe starring some The Cheats.

====The Commandos====
<gallery>
Image:Gunhaver.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver]]'''</center>
Image:Reynold.PNG|<center>'''[[Reynold]]'''</center>
Image:Fightgar.PNG|<center>'''[[Fightgar]]'''</center>
Image:Crackotage2.PNG|<center>'''[[Crackotage]]'''</center>
Image:silent rip.png|<center>'''[[Silent Rip]]'''</center>
Image:firebert cartoon.png|<center>'''[[Firebert]]'''</center>
Image:reinforcements.png|<center>'''[[Reinforcements]]'''</center>
Image:Flashfight.PNG|<center>'''[[Flashfight]]'''</center>
Image:Ripberger.PNG|<center>'''[[Ripberger]]'''</center>
Image:Foxface new.png|<center>'''[[Foxface]]'''</center>
Image:Sarge Marshie.PNG|<center>'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:Greenhelmet.png|<center>'''[[Green Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Agent Chimendez.PNG|<center>'''[[Agent Chimendez]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Blue Laser]] ====
<gallery>
Image:BL Commander.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]'''</center>
Image:blminion.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Minion]]'''</center>
Image:blbabies.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Babies]]'''</center>
Image:New Bad Guy Girl Character.png|<center>'''[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Other Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Reynoldsbro.png|<center>'''[[Reynold's Brother]]'''</center>
Image:OSmidgen.png|<center>'''[[Oliver Smidgen]]'''</center>
Image:Gunk Iller.png|<center>'''[[Gunk Iller]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cast and Production ====
<gallery>
Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman]]'''</center>
Image:achimendez.png|<center>'''[[A. Chimendez]]'''</center>
Image:CrackStuntman'sGirlfriend.png|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]]'''</center>
Image:Guy who does the Bad Guy`s Voice.PNG|<center>'''[[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] world.
<gallery>
Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:rather dashing.png|<center>'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''</center>
Image:Kerrek Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Kerrek]]'''</center>
Image:Jhonka Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Jhonka]]'''</center>
Image:Pterodactyl.PNG|<center>'''[[Pterodactyl]]'''</center>
Image:Blue Knight.png|<center>'''[[The Red and Blue Knights]]'''</center>
Image:King Of Peasantry In Game.PNG|<center>'''[[King of Peasantry]]'''</center>
Image:oldguy peasantsquest.png|<center>'''[[Old Man]]'''</center>
Image:poorgary.png|<center>'''[[Poor Gary]]'''</center>
Image:dongolev.png|<center>'''[[Dongolev]]'''</center>
Image:Mendelev the archer.png|<center>'''[[Mendelev]]'''</center>
Image:babylady.PNG|<center>'''[[Baby Lady & Her Baby]]'''</center>
Image:keeper of trogdor.PNG|<center>'''[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:nakedned.png|<center>'''[[Naked Ned]]'''</center>
Image:roncumberdale.PNG|<center>'''[[Ron Cumberdale]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A "crazy" cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<gallery>
Image:cowcopter.png|<center>'''[[Sherlock]]'''</center>
Image:theworm2.png|<center>'''[[The Worm]]'''</center>
Image:ehsteve.png|<center>'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''</center>
Image:wheelchair.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:keyboardstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Primetime.PNG|<center>'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] ===
A short-lived cartoon about [[Limozeen]] in space.

<gallery>
Image:Larry Palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Larry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Gary palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Gary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Perry Palaroncini.PNG|<center>'''[[Perry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Space mary.png|<center>'''[[Mary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:teeg dougland.png|<center>'''[[Teeg Dougland]]'''</center>
Image:mitch overlord.PNG|<center>'''[[Mitch Overlord]]'''</center>
Image:bozar.PNG|<center>'''[[Bozar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[The Li'l Brudder Show|The Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot Too Show]]===
A cartoon featuring everyone's favorite one legged pup.
<gallery>
Image:lilbrudder.gif|<center>'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''</center>
Image:Tendafootcolor.PNG|<center>'''[[Tendafoot]]'''</center>
Image:Possum.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Possum|Possum]]'''</center>
Image:Pittles.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Parrot|Parrot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Folk Tale World]] ===
These are characters that appear in the world of Saddy Dumpington.
<gallery>
Image:ss dumpington.PNG|<center>'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:A Little Girl.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|A Little Girl]]'''</center>
Image:Squirrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Squirrel|The Squirrel]]'''</center>
Image:The Mayor.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Mayor|The Mayor]]'''</center>
Image:Cricket.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Mr. Cricket|Mr. Cricket]]'''</center>
Image:Fox.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Fox Joe|Fox Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Snake.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Weird Snake Joe|Weird Snake Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Townsfolk.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Townsfolk|The Townsfolk]]'''</center>
Image:Turkey Joe.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Turkey Joe|Turkey Joe]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Related Pages ==

<gallery>
Image:chars.png|<center>'''[[Character Videos]]'''</center>
Image:Yearbook page.png|<center>'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''</center>
Image:Old Characters Page.png|<center>'''[[Old Characters Page]]'''</center>
Image:hs wallpaper.png|<center>'''[[:Category:Character Evolution|Character Evolution]]'''</center>
Image:thereddestradishgrouppic.png|<center>'''[[Stylized Character Designs]]'''</center>
Image:abapompom.png|<center>'''[[Minor Character Variations]]'''</center>
Image:Shareholders.jpg|<center>'''[[Unseen Characters]]'''</center>
Image:beat-state-dinosaur.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters]]'''</center>
Image:hswin.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''</center>
Image:wrestleman.png|<center>'''[[Nicknames]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail144.PNG|<center>'''[[Character Relationships]]'''</center>
Image:TheBrothersChaps.jpg|<center>'''[[Contributors]]'''</center>
</gallery>
<noinclude>[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Lists]]</noinclude>

Stop Sign

Spellstar — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:53:15 GMT

Spellstar: /* Appearances */

[[Image:stopsign.png|thumb|The Sign doin' what it does best]]

The '''Stop Sign''' proclaims the population of [[Strong Badia]] to all who look at it. It is currently held up by the [[Cinder Block]], but according to the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[2 years]], the two would go their separate ways by September 2005. So far, this has not come to pass.

As revealed in the Strong Bad Email [[monument]], a grand statue of [[Strong Bad]] was to be constructed with the Stop Sign and Cinder Block as part of the right foot. In the email, Strong Bad says, "It's got all the rightness of a foot, without all the footdom of a right." The left foot would be represented by a cinder block holding up some other sign reading "NO WAY!".

According to the SBCG4AP episode [[Baddest of the Bands]], "pop tire" also stands for a rather practical joke, which means to pop the tire.

Stoppy the Sign is one of the [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]].

'''Current Population''': [[Tire]]

'''Predicted Population in September of 2005''': [[Tire]], a Bundt Cake Pan, and [[Coach Z]]

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[i rule]]
*[[Where's The Cheat?]]
*Email [[flag day]]
*Email [[ghosts]]
*Email [[monster truck]]
*Email [[date]]
*Email [[2 years]]
*Email [[local news]]
*Email [[colonization]]
*Email [[army]]
*Email [[monument]]
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*Email [[theme park]] (represented by Coach Z as Stoppy the Sign)
*Email [[animal]]
*Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*Email [[space program]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]
*Email [[keep cool]]
*Email [[unnatural]]
*Email [[buried]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough]]

[[Category:Pseudocharacters]][[Category:Strong Badia]]

Stop Sign

Spellstar — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:52:41 GMT

Spellstar: /* Appearances */

[[Image:stopsign.png|thumb|The Sign doin' what it does best]]

The '''Stop Sign''' proclaims the population of [[Strong Badia]] to all who look at it. It is currently held up by the [[Cinder Block]], but according to the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[2 years]], the two would go their separate ways by September 2005. So far, this has not come to pass.

As revealed in the Strong Bad Email [[monument]], a grand statue of [[Strong Bad]] was to be constructed with the Stop Sign and Cinder Block as part of the right foot. In the email, Strong Bad says, "It's got all the rightness of a foot, without all the footdom of a right." The left foot would be represented by a cinder block holding up some other sign reading "NO WAY!".

According to the SBCG4AP episode [[Baddest of the Bands]], "pop tire" also stands for a rather practical joke, which means to pop the tire.

Stoppy the Sign is one of the [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]].

'''Current Population''': [[Tire]]

'''Predicted Population in September of 2005''': [[Tire]], a Bundt Cake Pan, and [[Coach Z]]

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[i rule]]
*[[Where's The Cheat?]]
*Email [[flag day]]
*Email [[ghosts]]
*Email [[monster truck]]
*Email [[date]]
*Email [[2 years]]
*Email [[local news]]
*Email [[colonization]]
*Email [[army]]
*Email [[monument]]
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*Email [[theme park]] (represented by Coach Z as Stoppy the Sign)
*Email [[animal]]
*Email [[bottom 10]]
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
*Email [[space program]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]
*Email [[keep cool]]
*Email [[unnatural]]
*Email [[buried]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough]]
*[[79 Seconds Left]]

[[Category:Pseudocharacters]][[Category:Strong Badia]]