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User:SplashUru1

SplashUru1 — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:12:08 GMT

SplashUru1:

'''Toon Category: Bottomless Pit'''

Strong Bad attempts to eat pizzas while Homsar hits a nun.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homsar}}, Jack the Ripper, Merk, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar}}, Strong Glad

'''Places:''' [[Race Track]], [[House of Strong]] [[Homestar's House]]

'''Running Time:''' 10:32

User:SplashUru1

SplashUru1 — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:45:14 GMT

SplashUru1:

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:12:50 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus up to three additional accessory items (facial hair, eyewear, and a belt). If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, as long as he is not wearing any special costume items he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. He can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head (included in extended play), red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair (included) 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt (included in extended play), Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants (included in extended play), ripped jeans (included) 
Shoes: Homestar's boots (included in extended play), Sports socks (included) 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), big hair (included on Wii) 
Shirts: suit jacket, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included), Dangeresque Too? shades 

'''[[8-Bit is Enough]]''' 
Hats: Big hair (included, Stinkoman hair 
Shirts: Ab-Abber 2000 lines 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 
*'''Dangeresque 3''': Explosion, yellow background, white-on-black grid with colored squares and lipstick print, [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night, Sam & Max's street 

[[Category:Places]]

Talk:Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:17:59 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Rocker Hair? */

==HR Easter egg shirt==

Just wondering. Is the secret shirt in [[Homestar Ruiner]] a squirrel or a dog? I thought it was a dog, but when I changed it, someone edited it back to a squirrel. So, what do you other users think? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 16:51, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's not a dog. Put the shirt on and stand in front of the backdrop.. you'll get a nice close-up view and see that it cannot possibly be a dog. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:19, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's a squirrel, I changed it to squirrel, Telltale explained it on their forums, I forgot where but it's a squirrel. {{User:splashUru1}} 1:37, 25 October 2008

==Kevin Bruner?==
Where is the supposed Kevin Bruner shirt, and why is it not listed in the walkthrough? {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:19, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:It's in the same spot as the squirrel shirt. {{User:splashUru1}} 1:34, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

== Rocker Hair? ==

Who posted that? And is it true? What console was it on? PC or Wii?
{User: SplashUru1}
:Aye, the only hair I see is the Carabowdit hair. PC here. --[[User:Belthazar|Belthazar]] 01:09, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
:It's called "big hair" or "long hair" or something in the game. I forget, but it's clearly rocker hair. Long, blond, build-in bandanna. And it appears on the Wii, at least. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:55, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
::I'm on the PC. I don't have it. Does it replace the leopard headband? (I do have that.) -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 02:43, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Nope. They're two separate items. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 02:43, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:From the Telltale forums, we've got another PC user without and another Wii user with. I'm starting to believe it's a Wii-exclusive costume item. -{{User:ReverendTed/sig}} 03:33, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Iiiit's possible! That should probably be noted. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 03:35, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::I'm on PC and don't have it. Maxed awesomeness on games 1-4, so I have all available costumes. It's just not there. Were I to venture a guess, it's an item that was supposed to be available from Baddest of the Bands. But assumptions aren't really a good thing, so meh. For all intents and purposes, it's a Wii item. --[[User:Blu Aardvark|Blu Aardvark]] [[user talk:Blu Aardvark|(talk)]] [[Special:Contributions/Blu Aardvark|(edits)]] 03:39, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:Wii exclusive, well that's a first, guess that should be posted, anyone have an image of it? --[[User:splashUru1|splashUru1]] 02:16, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

8-Bit is Enough

SplashUru1 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:53:52 GMT

SplashUru1:

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:8-Bit_is_Enough_Logo.jpg|thumb|The Logo of 8-Bit is Enough]]
[[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.png|thumb|"Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[Trogdor]] and [[Stinkoman]] have come to [[Free Country USA]] for as of yet unknown reasons. It's up to Strong Bad to figure out why they're here and what they want.

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}

==Preview Transcript==
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR AMAZING PEOPLE" is displayed in a blocky eight-bit-style font. Cut to the back of the telebision. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! Aw, crapsicles.

''{Strong Bad puts down the controller, as Stinkoman pops up from behind the couch}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! One day you'll get your baby turn! For babies! Who have a turn!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay! Man, shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! And your head is wide like the river! You have the river head! ''{Appears in various places on the screen, laughing}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling starburst background. A fanfare plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE New episode every month!" in eight-bit-style font. The screen goes black. Thunder and Lightning flashes reveal... Trogdor! Trogdor roars. The theme from the Trogdor game plays. Shot of Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing, and Trogdor is roaring. Pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Black screen, showing "www.telltalegames.com" on PC or "Play it on WiiWare" on Wii in eight-bit-style font.}''

==Trivia==
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the sbemail [[alternate universe]]. and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].



{{SBCG4AP}}

8-Bit is Enough

SplashUru1 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:50:10 GMT

SplashUru1:

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:8-Bit_is_Enough_Logo.jpg.|thumb|The Logo of 8-Bit is Enough]]
[[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.png|thumb|"Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[Trogdor]] and [[Stinkoman]] have come to [[Free Country USA]] for as of yet unknown reasons. It's up to Strong Bad to figure out why they're here and what they want.

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}

==Preview Transcript==
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR AMAZING PEOPLE" is displayed in a blocky eight-bit-style font. Cut to the back of the telebision. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! Aw, crapsicles.

''{Strong Bad puts down the controller, as Stinkoman pops up from behind the couch}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! One day you'll get your baby turn! For babies! Who have a turn!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay! Man, shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! And your head is wide like the river! You have the river head! ''{Appears in various places on the screen, laughing}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling starburst background. A fanfare plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE New episode every month!" in eight-bit-style font. The screen goes black. Thunder and Lightning flashes reveal... Trogdor! Trogdor roars. The theme from the Trogdor game plays. Shot of Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing, and Trogdor is roaring. Pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Black screen, showing "www.telltalegames.com" on PC or "Play it on WiiWare" on Wii in eight-bit-style font.}''

==Trivia==
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the sbemail [[alternate universe]]. and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].



{{SBCG4AP}}

Talk:Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:33:15 GMT

SplashUru1: /**/Rocker Hair?

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:46:18 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret) 
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret), [[Limozeen]] shirt 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Hollywood Boulevards 

'''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]''' 
Hats: Blue Fedora, top hat, helmet (included), rocker hair (included) 
Shirts: Tuxedo shirt, Green Bearalope shirt (secret) 
Pants: underwear 
Shoes: brown boots 
Accessories: thin mustache, monocle, cool shades (included) Dangeresque Too? shades 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green background, microphones in a black screen 

[[Category:Places]]

8-Bit is Enough

SplashUru1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:12:56 GMT

SplashUru1:

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the Fifth and Final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

[[Trogdor]] and [[Stinkoman]] have come to Free Country USA for unknown reasons. It's up to Strong Bad to figure out why they're here and what they want.

==External Links==
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/games/wiiware/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough Wiiware World News]

{{SBCG4AP}}

8-Bit is Enough

SplashUru1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:11:40 GMT

SplashUru1: New page: '''8-Bit is Enough''' is the Fifth and Final Episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Trogdor and Stinkoman have come to Free Country USA for unknown reasons. ...

'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the Fifth and Final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

[[Trogdor]] and [[Stinkoman]] have come to Free Country USA for unknown reasons. It's up to Strong Bad to figure out why they're here and what they want.

==External Links==
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/games/wiiware/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough Wiiware World News]

Talk:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

SplashUru1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:50:18 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Final Episode revealed! */

== Fanstuff Discussion ==

I was the one who originally said this was better left for being on the fanstuff wiki (I put the deleted thing on, but [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] removed it I guess). Anyone else thinks this should be put as fanstuff? Because it's not a part of the official homestarrunner.com site. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:This differs from fanstuff, as this is an official licensed Homestar Runner game (like the long-delayed [[Homestar Runner RPG]] or the appearance of "Trogdor" in [[Guitar Hero]]). Since it is official licensed (and even being "developed" by Videletrix), then this will be documented by the regular Wiki. The same thing would count towards things like [[Strong Bad Gameways]] or any of the [[:Category:Interviews and Public Appearances|live appearances]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:33, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::Yup, exactly right. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:43, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Besides, it's mentioned on the official Homestar Runner site! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:47, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Game News Soon doesn't direct to anything, so it may not be possible this is the same thing. But whatever. '''Close this mess.''' {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::The news isn't supposed to be revealed in full for another hour and forty-five minutes. Keep your pants on, for real. Anyway, it's fairly obvious that this game and the notice on the site are related. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:16, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

== Info For you! ==

Intrepid editors may find [http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/faq this page] helpful. It's not 100% done yet but since we're running late we wanted to get something up with more info. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:22, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:Heyyyyy, the whole site is up now! --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:52, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

== And you can play too! ==

Too bad this game can't be played by me. Not everyone's good enough to get a Wii. Although the article says it's also for the PC, I highly doubt that will be a reality. It makes me so frustrated when new consoles come out. Especially onces that cost over 200 USD, when I could get something productive (Like Photoshop CS3 Extended) for 320 USD. Which I ''will'' get 'cause I have no Wii. Why not get the wii, you ask? Because I want my damnz photoshop! Been entirely too long since I last had it. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It will be out for the PC. Guaranteed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:13, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::What retailers will you be distributing to? Target? Wal-Mart? If it's K-Mart, I advise against it. Madison, WI has '''no K-Marts whatsoever'''. Also, will it be good for only Vista? Because I can't switch to Vista, my computer won't allow me to upgrade my BIOS to do so. Besides, dozens upon dozens of users say Vista is crap for Gaming. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Our first run distribution is almost always through our website as downloads. With Sam & Max, we released the games as downloads and then once the whole season was over we assembled a disc and offered it up free to season subscribers. Not sure if that's what we're doing for Strong Bad (nobody tells me anything fun), but they will be available to download from our site. And no, they won't be Vista only. Our system spec is pretty generous in fact, so it shouldn't require too new and crazy a computer. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:18, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Do you expect people to buy over the Internet only? Or are the downloads free? Because I somewhat despise Internet purchasing. Of course, I do have a Debit Card (Sorry, will never, ever use a Credit Card) if I so need to do an online transaction. But I haven't used the card in over 4 months. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::It sounds like Tabacco answered this in his last post: they'll certainly be available for download, but if that's not an option for you, it's possible that they will be eventually released on disc format. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:24, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::Some sites require you to pay for certain downloads though. Like "Adobe Extend." {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::Yep, this game will cost money, just as the exclusive DVD content does through the Homestar Runner store. It's good too; I've often wondered if there was a way for TBC to make some money off of their games! Fans have been able to support them by buying DVDs for a while, so I think this is great. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:30, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Still awaiting answer for if we ''have'' to buy over the Internet, or if we can send in check/money orders. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::We also accept Paypal and Wire Transfer. You can use the latter if you like. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:42, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::You stil didn't say if I can use check or money order though; I will only use them. If you can't do money order / etc. it's better off not to purchase. Not everyone likes the Internet... I'm sure not liking it anymore... I've been distancing myself from it more and more. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::No, we don't take checks or money order. You sound pretty determined not to purchase, so I'm not sure why you're so insistent on pushing the issue, honestly. I think we can call this closed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 00:01, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Well, since homestarrunner.com's toons always seems to reference old technology (with the exception of the cheat's computer, and Pom'Pom's technology) it makes sense to allow people to send you checks and money orders. Mind you, checks are not as old as regular legal tender >>; I was originally going to try out this game in the future, but you've made me not want to. Not like it'd support an Intel GFX Card anydangway. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
This talk page is for discussing the contents of the article, not about whether someone will buy the game or not. Please limit discussions as this one to [[Forum:13870|our forum]] or
[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=31 the Telltale Games Forums]. Thank you.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 13:55, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

==New trailer on GT==
Ok so on Gametrailers.com They have a new trailer for it!!! check it out [http://www.gametrailers.com/player/32715.html] {{User:Coach B/sig}}
:Actually, that's the same thing as [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Gameplay Trailer|this]]. {{User:DevonM/sig}}

== Legal Rampage Issue ==

Transcripts are at the heart of our wiki, allowing us to have a reference guide for Homestarrunner.com and to save us the hassle of sitting through an entire toon to check a line or scene. With this in mind, to what extent will we transcribe the game? I'm against the idea of recording EVERY single line for two reasons: firstly, it would be a massive job to do. Undoubtedly there'll be tens of thousands of lines of dialogue throughout the game and it'll be impossible to find and store them all. The second reason is for legal issues: it seems to be OK to transcribe toons on the website since the transcripts won't significantly affect page views to the website and the toons are free in the first place. This game, on the other hand, will not be: the point of buying and playing the game is to find the dialogue yourself. And I don't want Telltale's lawyers to hit this wiki with a cease-and-desist order if they feel our actions harm the sales of their game. However, I think it'd still be OK to write walkthroughs and post Fun Facts on the game, in a similar manner to other websites. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:42, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
:A few minor stylistic things aside, I think the best way to "transcribe" this game (I don't think that's the right word) would be entirely similar to [[Thy Dungeonman II]] however, without creating the companion page [[Thy Dungeonman II Messages]]. This system would give us the fun facts and the walk-through and the glitches and the tips and everything else that you would expect from The Wiki, without any of the legal or commercial issues you spoke of. I mean [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] seems to be very involved in The Wiki (at least concerning SBCG4AP), and with Telltale's consent I see no problem making a [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Messages]] page or something of that ilk (but with '''FAR''' fewer syllables). {{User:Flashfight/sig}} 08:56, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
::Exactly; we seem to have plenty of communication with Telltale through [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]], so I'm sure that we can make sure whatever we do is acceptable to them (and TBC). It would be nice to have everything transcribed (transcriptions of game messages aren't a substitute for playing the game, in the same way that you don't forget about watching the cartoons and just read the transcripts - but even more so, as it's interactive), but obviously that depends on their wishes. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 09:51, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:::I can't see how there'd be a legal issue *period* if we thoroughly "mapped out" this game. If there *was*, [http://www.gamefaqs.com/ GameFAQs] wouldn't exist. Furthermore, I've seen numerous "Game Scripts" there. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if someone beat us to it. [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/data/945803.html Exhibit A] -{{User:YK/sig}} 05:03, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Second. There's stuff on GameFAQs that's [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/gamecube/file/920182/33006 much more in-depth] than is sane, even for us. Plus, we transcribe DVD-only content all the time, and TBC don't mind. And since TBC are working so close with Telltale, I doubt they'd let them sue us either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
:::::I don't think there would be an issue with that sort of thing, but if someone 'offcially' associated with the wiki wants to shoot me an email, I can put them in contact with someone to be sure that it would be cool. There are lawyers lurking 'round every corner, but we generally prefer enabling awesomeness over litigiousness in everything we do at Telltale. Also, for what its worth, each episode will have ... a lot ... of dialog. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:58, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Related note, what about the Dev Blog! "written" by Strong Bad on the Telltales Games site? Any plans of documenting that on the Wiki? There could be a whole mess of running gags hidden in that... {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
:That is in fact written by Strong Bad. Well, it's written by [[TBC]], which is close enough, right? :) [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:53, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
::I believe the Dev Blog is not being documented for the [[Talk:SBCG4AP Dev Blog|same]] [[Talk:Strong Sad's Lament#Transcript|reasons]] why [[Strong Sad's Lament]] isn't: that it's just duplicating large chunks of text from the website, that ''"it ''replaces'' the actual site"'' and that it would cross ''"the copyright-infringement line to a degree we should not be able to get away with."''. However, if the posts start being removed or if the website is eventually shut down, backed-up transcripts and images will be added to the article. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:41, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
:::The way that the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] is being handled now (summarizing posts, pointing out specific references) is perfectly fine. At the time I wrote that bit, there wasn't a page started to note the contents. I think a similar approach should be used with the games, simply because of the volume of dialog involved, the non-linear nature of the game play, and potential legal issues. Particular pieces (such as openings, previews or set pieces) could be transcribed, proved proper clearances are granted first, but a wholesale transcription would be impractical. Noting references, goofs, etc.? Fair game. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:30, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== New gameplay/interview video ==

There's a video [http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/18383 here] showing off some of the gameplay (including [[Snake Boxer V]] footage), as well as an interview with some of the developers (I assume this is new, I didn't see it mentioned on the page anywhere). I think IGN are going to interview TBC about the game tomorrow, but I'm not sure... --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 12:07, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:On a related note, it looks like the [http://kotaku.com/378793/telltale-games-demos-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-for-wiiware Kotaku] review of the game demo has some more detailed information that was is revealed in the Game Videos piece. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:03, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

== External link organization ==

Since it looks like this game will produce a large number of external links (IGN et al. game reviews, material from Telltale, forums), how should we organize them? Traditionally, we've put forum links on the bottom (which in this case would include both Telltale's and ours), and material directly from Telltale at the top. But should we make subsections for each? I'm trying to think of scalability at this point. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:40, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

:I think you're right, it will helpful to have them divided up into sub-sections. I liked {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557820&oldid=557810 what you did}}, but I tried {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557824&oldid=557820 reorganizing it a bit differently}}. Not sure if it's optimal yet; maybe we'll have to wait to see what kinds of external links we end up getting as it's released. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:53, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

== Screenshots ==

This may sound silly, but how do you accses the screenshots on the Tell Tale site?
:Not silly at all — scroll down to the end of the dev blog, and just below them on the left-hand side of the page are four TV screen-shaped pictures. Click on one of them to bring up the screenshots. Hope that helps! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:29, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

== question! ==

So will this be available on the Wii Shop Channel under the WiiWare section and can I buy it with Wii points? Becausue if not I can't buy it! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 20:53, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, you'll be able to get it off the Wii Shop Channel. Don't worry. It's for both PC and WiiWare. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:58, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
::Just curious to find out why you can't buy it. Do you not have a Wii? If that's the case, then disregard my next statement. If you do, Wii Points can be each purchase directly through the Wii or purchasing a Wii Points card at many fine retailers. Hopefully, Telltale will announce how many Wii points each episode will be. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

No I have a Wii. It's just that my parents have this weird thing about using credit cards on sites the don't consider "certified". I told them it's through Nintendo and that this website is TBC's JOB but they're just weirdos. So I could only get it by buying the card. Thanks for the info! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 00:10, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

== POM-POMMED?? ==

Did I miss a screenshot/video of Pom Pom? Oh, sure, I count his appearance as likely, but has he actually appeared yet? If not, I think we should remove him from the page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:16, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
:Pom Pom was among the crowd listening to Strong Bad at the end of [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]. Would that count? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:15, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
::No...that doesn't mean he'll appear in the game (I'm sure he will, though). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 19:55, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Though I put it in an edit summary, I thought I'd better mention it here. Telltale Games currently sells certain HR products, among which are the figurines labeled "Series #1" at the [[Store]]. The description confirms that all nine characters shown are in the game .. and Pom Pom is shown. I quote: "Nine of the characters featured in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" [http://www.telltalegames.com/store/hsrfigurines1]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:21, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm going to be pretty grumpy though if that rules out Homsar, who was in Season 2 Figurines. He is a main character after-all. [[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 13:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::::That need not be the case; it didn't say "All nine". I'd be surprised if Homsar doesn't turn up somewhere. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 23:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
::::I've played the game. In the first episode, Homsar isn't physically present, but you can prank call him. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''
:::::Do keep in mind that this discussion took place in May, three months ''before'' the game came out. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:22, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date ==

Do we know the presise release date of the first installment of the game, or just that it'll be out in June? I know I'm not the only guy who wants it the second it comes out... {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

I think we just know it'll be out in June... I assume that they'll give an exact date once we get closer to June though. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:36, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The [http://kotaku.com/389429/here-are-your-wiiware-launch-titles dates for WiiWare games are decided entirely by Nintendo], so I'm not sure if Telltale can even give an exact date for the Wii version. The PC version will either have a fixed date, or something like "X days after the Wii version". --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 14:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

well, we're almost sure it's going to be june and on a monday because H*R and the wii shop channel update on mondays, and they really only have a week left if it ''is'' going to be in june at all
[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]] 01:54, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
:It's offical that it's coming out in July instead of June. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:02, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

If it's not going to be delayed again, the last possible day it can be released is July 28.

== Cost? ==

Any word on what the cost will be yet? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The Telltale guys wrote it will be like other episodic games they make. Which means about 9$ (US). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:46, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

== Episode One Info VS the IGN preview ==
Ok, thanks to the preview on the telltale official site, I think we can theorise that the IGN preview actually happens after the scenes in the trailer. 'Homestar Runner invades Strong Bad's house and Bogarts his style.' Of course, it could also be that the trailer scenes are actually a flashback.

Either way, we can't be sure that the game begins with the IGN preview anymore, so I was wondering what we should do about it[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 14:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:I was thinking the same thing. The preview for [[Homestar Ruiner]] seems to take place before Homestar hides in the basement for indecency. From the various reviews, though, it is clear that the preview was still an early build. (For example, the GameCyte review mentions that a plot clue is found under a cardboard box in the middle of the field, but the actual game, the clue location would be more challenging.) I would suspect that Strong Bad going directly from his song to talking to Homestar is a similar splice, and nobody knows what the final sequence will be until it's released in to the wild. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

what is the url for the ign preview? and why isn't it on the wiki? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:55, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
:The IGN videos are listed under Press Releases and Promotional Videos. The first two (GameVideos.com and IGN.com) have the footage you are looking for. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:04, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== Mii likey, mii likey! ==

So I noticed Telltale is having a [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-338 contest] to design the H*R characters in Mii form and receive Homestar Ruiner as a gift on their Wii. (For those not in the know, downloads can be paid for by Wiis other than the one receiving it.) What I was wondering is, is this contest worthy of its own article or not? This whole development is so...other sitey...that I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around what's Wikiable and what's not. Opinions? --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 13:53, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:I don't think so, because it's a contest, and we don't normally advertise those here (as far as I know).
::Given that there has never before been an officially [[licensed]] homestar related contest as far5 as i know, that would make it lack of precedent, not that we don't do it. We haven't done it because THEY haven't done it. That being said, is it homestar-related? it is official? yes. therefore, i think maybe we should. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:54, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

== The King of Town's Castle ==
The King of Town's Castle is listed as a confirmed place, but have we actually seen any videos or screenshots with the King of Town's catstle? {{User:Peter222/sig}}
:No, but the plot of Homestar Ruiner informs that one of the tasks to do will be getting files from the KOT's Castle. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 18:54, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

== Getting grumpy... ==

So do we know at least around what time of the month it's coming out? Like early June or mid-June or closer to July? Not to sound impatient but... aw screw it. I AM impatient! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:44, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

:It's been delayed to [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-344 July]. I'm looking forward to it too, but I'm glad they're taking the time to polish it! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:11, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== T For Teen ==

Ok we were all surprised it got a t ranking but i bet they TellTale did so on purpose and made the esrb think it was worse than it really was for the moneymaking t rating. and mild suggestive content (if it is not a telltale tall tale) is probably something like saying home run or some other extremely mild euphism. Who agrees? Zelda games do it all the time. [[User:Physicsguymonsterman|Physicsguymonsterman]] 01:00, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:Most of the cartoons on the site would get a T rating as well, if the ESRB system is used. I mean, just look at emails like [[lady fan]], [[sisters]], [[dreamail]], [[do over]]... plenty of suggestive themes there (without even mentioning Coach Z's problems), and the Teen Girl Squad comics probably fulfil the requirements for mild cartoon violence. The Poopsmith pretty much covers crude humour. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:34, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The ESRB ratings are: Early Childhood, Everyone, Everyone 10+, Teen, Mature, Adults Only and Rating Pending. As you can see, Teen is the most suitable rating since the game probably contains "contain violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood, simulated gambling, and/or infrequent use of strong language." (The PEGI equivalant is 12+.) Undoubtably, there'll be [[Teen Girl Squad]], references to [[making out]], and maybe some [[whatsit]], [[blood]] and [[crap]]. So I'm assuming TGS is what bumped it up, unless the game contains [[Commandos in the Classroom|''very'' illegal pony fights]]. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::: (I don't think crap would really bump it up to T considering I've heard damn it in a few E+10 games --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC))
::: Cartoon Violence and rude humor can be in e 10(i think tgs might fit into e actually) whatever the suggestive material is and it would have to be a little but more mature than making out is why it is teen so i think hmmm maybe telltale told theesrb that there was sug mat. even though its making out scince esrb doesnt play the games.
::::I doubt TTG would just tell the ESRB that there was more mature material than it would normally be. As for suggestive material, according to the ESRB website, minimal suggestive material (as long as there's nothing else that would give it a higher rating) can credit a E rating. Suggestive material also is descripted as "Mild provocative references or materials". I'm not sure what else would qualify for the "mild suggestive themes", but remember that the crude humor and mild cartoon violence might merit a "T" rating themselves. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 14:32, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, just look at Brawl. Cartoon Violence and Crude Humor, and it's T. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::Okay guys, i think that's enough. the forum is over there, everyone. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:05, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

== Europe? ==

Is this game going to be available in Europe for the Wii?--[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 19:42, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:I can't imagine why not... it's WiiWare remember? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The game [http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/23/?searchString=Homestar+Ruiner&agecategories=&genre=&organisations=348&platforms=&countries=&submit=Search has been PEGI rated], so I'd expect that it will come out. Hopefully, Telltale won't run into the same bottleneck that the Pop developers did while releasing in Europe (the game can be entirely in English, but the manual must be written in every language that can be selected on a PAL Wii's system menu). Also, we'll probably get it on the Friday instead of the Monday, but that's standard for WiiWare. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 04:39, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

:Okay, thanks! It's just that the Nintendo Website for my country (Finland) is extremely pissy and never seems to contain relevant info on what's to be expected on WiiWare or VC. I have to go to Wikipedia most of the time. There isn't any real info on this matter at the official website either. --[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 12:42, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

== TBC Interviews for SBCG4AP ==

Traditionally, when The Brothers Chaps have done an interview, we've made a separate page for it, in part because they were so infrequent. But, so far there has been at least four interviews with them ahead of the launch of the game. The IGN interview already has a page, but I've put the [http://coldhardflash.com/2008/05/chapmans-cool-interview-for-animation-people.html Cold Hard Flash], [http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/05/08/a-chat-with-the-chaps-sbcg4ap-qa/1184 GameCyte] and [http://kotaku.com/5016138/lunchtime-with-the-brothers-chap-strong-bads-creators-speak-and-eat Kotaku] interviews as part of the game promotion list. Given the number of interviews, can they just stay in the list for the game, or should they have their own pages? (and if they stay on the page, should the IGN interview be demoted?) {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 22:03, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

== Just checking... ==

This is going to be announced on the main page when it's realeased, correct? I just want to make sure. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

== Telltale Teases ==

Is it worth mentioning anywhere the fact that in their last two blog entries, the folks at Telltale have been referencing the anticipation of a release date announcement (and the continuing lack thereof)? For example, [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-355 yesterday's] starts with <blockquote>Sorry, it's still not the announcement you've been waiting for, but we've come up with a little surprise to help ease the pain while you're waiting...</blockquote> {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 15:50, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:Not really. Their not really teasing us. I think they'll probably put the date up within the next week or so...they've probably been starting on the other episodes as well as working on this one, too. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 17:04, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::Actually, I'm 70% convinced it's comeing (sic) out on the 21st. The other 30% of me thinks it's the 28th. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::Well, it has to be a Monday, and it has to be in July, so... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 21:39, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Actually, TellTale and TBC can release the game whenever their black hearts desire to. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:37, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Neither Telltale nor TBC now the release date; Nintendo hasn't told them. Nintendo has to screen the game, then release it on WiiWare. So, Nintendo is to blame, in a way. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::If Nintendo is to blame, it has to be Luigi. He is probably the one stopping all this. I HATE YOU, LUIGI! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:45, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::That is maybe the funniest thing I've ever read on this wiki... =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:46, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Well, that's what happens when Homestar eats you. You tend to think poorly of him. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:14, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Of course, you're talking about the American release date. Since this is Nintendo we're talking about, the game won't be released in Europe for another five months. If at all. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:55, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Well it's taking too freaking long, in my opinion. I do belieive it's time for some riots. I'll get the pitchforks. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:07, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== One Monday ==

Should it be noted that this shall be the last Monday in July? (Wii Shop only updates on Mondays) {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 01:48, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:New release dat: AUGUST. And I am really angry. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:10, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
::I will point out the series trailer is now available for viewing on the Wii Nintendo Channel. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:01, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== Overload? ==

I just had a chilling thought. With the new game-of-fun coming out on the Wii, it would pull in alot of buyers. If I didn't know the Homestar, I'd probubly still buy such a game. And then most buyers would eventually visit the site. With this overflow of people going on the site, It may be too much for the site's compies and it may crash, stopping us from seeing all our daily doses of Homestar 'toons! Anyone have any thoughts on this? [[User: Ben Again|Ben Again]]
:My sister who introduced me to h*r has told me herself that she believes no one who doesn't know the cartoons would buy the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:06, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::The impression I get from the Telltale forums is the majority people buying the title are either fans of H*R or Telltale. However, that's still a pretty large group. I don't think we have to worry about hrwiki bogging down, but I think the TBC will be very happy with the financial results. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 02:19, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Even if it did have an impact I doubt it would be that big of one. Besides, TBC have gotten pretty good at handling bandwidth crunches. See [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#A_question_about_the_Podcasts._-_Red_Toqueytr343 this] to get a small idea of just how much bandwidth they regularly use. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Episode 2 Info ==

IGN.com has an article explaining the announcement at Comic-Con regarding SBCG4AP Episode 2. The title is "Strong Badia the Free" and involves protesting against a new E-mail tax. I can't link to the article now because I'm typing from the Wii Internet Channel. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:02, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, we already have [[Strongbadia the Free|a page for it]]. {{User:Peter222/sig}} 18:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

== It Won't Be Long? ==

How long does it usually take Nintendo to approve a WiiWare game? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 04:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:I second that question. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 04:39, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::According to a friend in the games industry, the approval process is two to three weeks. Mid-August is a reasonable estimate at this point (11 Aug). {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:47, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Navigation bar for SBCG4AP episodes? ==

I know we have the [[:Template:SBCG4AP|template]] for all things relating to the game, including listing all of the episodes. But would it be useful to have a navigation bar near the top where you can switch from episode, like with [[:Template:gamenav|games]] and [[:Template:toonnav|toons]]? 17:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:Maybe when Episode 3 comes. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:15, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::Obviously, with only two episodes outlined, there is not enough. But we do know there will be five in this season (with possible more in the future), so it's best to start planning now. I'm just curious if it's even worth considering. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I'd say it is. Of course, this doesn't mean we should jump on this immediately. A navigation bar now will have the same episode on both sides, which isn't very useful. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 20:28, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Are you guys talking about something similar to {{t|mamnav}}? It makes perfect sense to have something like that. I don't know why we wouldn't at least be able to create it now, if not implement it. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 20:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yes, that is what we're talking about. However, like I pointed out, if we implemented it now, we'd have two arrows pointing towards the same episode (kinda like if [[some kinda robot]] and [[homsar]] were the only sbemails). --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:37, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Reopening- Now that we have at least the title of the third episode announced and a page created, can we go ahead and create a navigation template for the episodes? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:54, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
:Don't see why not. I tried to do it myself, but it's WAAAAY over my head, so I'm not even gonna try. But it should be put at [[Template:sbcg4apnav]]. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::Okay, I took care of it. Might need some tweaking, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:22, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

== The Nintendo Power Article ==

Does anyone still have a copy of the July issue? And should we make the "interview" a separate article? There were no real inside references in it besides a mention of the "Adventures of Lolo" by Strong Bad. --[[Special:Contributions/70.239.217.122|70.239.217.122]] 19:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
:I gots it. But I think it's copyrighted. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 04:01, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

== Wii Price ==

$8.95 = How much in Wii Points? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:$8.95 for one episode 
:$34.95 for season pass 
:1000 Wii points
:{{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 01:47, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::So 1000 points per episode then? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:36, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::That's what I bet. (Just for reference, 1 Wii Point equals 1 cent) {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::Yea, that's right. 2000 points = $20. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:03, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Then they're overcharging wii points... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:06, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::We're not sure that it'll be 1000, but it seems likely. 5 episodes at $10 each = $50, the price for a good Wii game right now. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::::::But Wbwolf just said it's $8.95 for each episode... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:14, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::$8.95 is the PC price per episode, or $34.95 if you pre-order the whole series together. $30-$40 is the going price of most new PC games at this point, and $50 is the going price for most new Wii games. We're keeping our episode pricing in line with those. You can learn more from the Games FAQ on the Telltale Games site, or from the Telltale forums. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 03:16, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::So... it WILL be 1000 points then? Yes or no answer pleas, just to clear this up... {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yes. See [http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/54047 this]. But I pre-ordered because I'm special ... and, umm.. don't have a Wii. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::There might (MIGHT) be a fee for the convenience of WiiWare, though. So don't call it overcharging. [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:13, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
''{whacks colons to bits}'' I prefer to think of the PC version cheaper, not the Wii version being more expensive. There are a few features on Wii that computer doesn't have. Or something like that. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== Voice Acting ==

Just a note regarding the amount of voice acting and the claim that Matt and Missy do "most of" it. The most recent time this was added to the article, the editor cited a Gamespot interview. I think the confusion may arise because when asked "How much of the original voices to you have?", Telltale representative Brett Tosti replies that "95% of it is done by Matt Chapman". ''But'' he immediately goes on to say the other 5% is Marzipan (which he confirms is voiced by Missy). In fact, he's pretty emphatic that all of the voices are done by the original H*R talent. They work this fact into the interview twice — they are obviously proud of it. Anonymous, were you refering to a Gamespot interview other than the one with Brett Tosti?

== Behind the Bad ==

[http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-367 I LOL'd.] But how should we handle this one? Should it be treated as an interview, or what? -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 00:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:Since it's similar to [[A Day At The Park]], [[Behind The Bad]] is being handled like shorts. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:38, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Reviews/Previews ==

Shouldn't the preview and review links be put in the episode articles the correspond with, instead of the main SBCG4AP article? It seems to me that it would be a bit more efficient and less cluttered if we did it that way. [[User:Dungeonman262|I Can Has a Ye Flask]] 20:34, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:That's a good idea. I was certainly surprised at the number of reviews Homestar Ruiner generated. I would say that general articles and previews should stay with the main article. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:36, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Downloading episodes on the Wii... ==

Will each episode have its own space on the Wii Menu? Or will every one be in one channel? Also, will all episodes be the same size as the first one? (300 something blocks) Thanks. [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 02:50, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:I think they'll all be different little blocks on the menu. I'm not so sure about size. Now I'm wondering that too. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:52, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

== New IGN interview ==

[http://wii.ign.com/articles/907/907602p1.html Link.] Should we just list this one with the others, or should we transcribe it since it's an actual audio interview with Strong Bad? (although they do joke earlier in the podcast about people transcribing their stuff...) -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 03:00, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:The interview begins 56 minutes in and is ~9 minutes long. (0:56:12 - 1:05:15) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 03:32, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Good opportunities to link to [[Mashing]] and [[Style]], and even [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] ... IMHO, this one should be transcribed. Well, depending on what you (Cyberlink420) mean by "joking about people transcribing their stuff". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:50, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Listen about 51 minutes in; you'll see what I mean. -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 18:12, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:::Is [[Nintendo Voice Chat Interview - September 3, 2008]] too long for the article name? Oh, and yeah, I found the part you mention Cyberlink... at first I thought you were talking about transcribing ''their'' stuff being H*R stuff, not their podcast. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 00:26, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Steam? ==

Will the series ever be released on Steam? I am asking because both Sam and Max and Bone were released on Steam. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''

== How long? ==

This is probably a stupid question, but I need to ask: How long will the episodes be available? I'm asking because I would really like to play them all, but I'll be stuck with Windows 98 until Christmas, so I won't be able to buy them until then. (I also hope the fact that I'm living in Germany won't be a problem.) --[[User:Cass from Germany|Cass from Germany]] 19:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
:Also speaking of the game... when is it coming out this month? Don't ignore Cass from Germany's question though.) {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::Keep an eye on the official website. As soon as anyone knows, they'll announce it there. Anything you hear before that is just going to be speculation anyway. (I'm not ignoring Cass's question, I just don't know the answer, though I'd assume they'll be available as long as Telltale is still in business) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 01:30, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, no game on the Virtual Console/WiiWare service has been discontinued since the service was started AFAIK. Even if you're only discussing the PC version, I don't know why they'd remove the downloads unless they went out of business. You should be fine. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:50, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels was removed from the European VC (although it was put back on recently). But yeah, no reason for SBCG4AP to be removed from either download service, save for Telltale or Nintendo going out of business. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 17:32, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

== Costume wardrobe errors? ==

I want to know if anyone's costume parts dissappeared or moved, because my carabowdit hair, big moustache and that grey hat-thing from the mailbox are hidden on the floor under the backdrop in the photo booth. I'm almost finished episode 1, with the only thing I need being the first trophy on the collection screen (72%). (edit: I completed the game, just for the data to be corrupted the next day.) [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:17, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date Announced ==

Telltale announced the release of Strong Badia the Free for September 15th. It's on their website.

== Baddest of the bands ==

in the preview in the end of episode 2 it says the name of the next epsiode is "Baddest Of The Bands"
: Yeah, uh, we already have a [[Baddest of the Bands|page]] for it. We haven't finished updating everything connected to it yet though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:26, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

== Drop a whale on 'em ==

As I noted on the [[Strong Badia the Free]] page, the Whale says "Get your lighter from the anvil, please," which can be connected with the fact that you get the lighter from The Cheat (compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]). As I was playing a new game that didn't have the lighter yet when I saw that, I suddenly started wondering something. And then I look up what the whale says in [[Homestar Ruiner]] and:

*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Always double-down with a king in the hole.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: You can't get ahead until you get a head.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Sever you head, please. It's the greatest day.

Each of these, though a bit strained, can be compared with an event in Homestar Ruiner. Some of the others too, though they're bigger reaches. Could the whale be giving coded hints??? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:13, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
: A-''HA!!'' I opened up my SBtF second game that had defeated all the countries except Country. Tried talking to the whale several times, but he only said generic stuff that had nothing to do with the rest of the game - and suspiciously enough, did ''not'' say anything about getting a lighter from an anvil. I went on to Country, got the monster to appear, hacked off one head (IT REGROWS!!!), and went back to the whale. And what do I get? "Would you like flaming skulls with that?" He didn't ask that before. And to those who have played the game, I pose the question: WHAT do you need to do in Country in order to defeat the Ice Head of the Taranchula??? With this in mind, I can say with maybe 80% confidence that, yes, the Whale is giving hints. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:28, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
:: And now I see that Venusy came to the same conclusion like a month ago and I'm suddenly that much less impressed with myself. :( --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:29, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

== Another Sam & Max Connection ==

:I was watching video reviews and playing demos of Sam & Max, and I realized that the "new item sound" for SBCG4AP is identical to the sound that's played when you get a new item in Episode 105: Reality 2.0 (that is, when you get something while wearing the virtual reality goggles). Mentionable? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== 3-D animation ==

You know, I noticed something. On the DVD, the 3-D animation looks silly and a bit premature, and in SBCG4AP, the graphics are smoother and much more dignified. I also noticed that most of the lines that are said during the game don't match the animation. And in the Wii menu when Strong Bad says "Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia... THE FREE!" It looks like they just re-used the animation from the first episode when he said "No time for the emails right now. I've got other plans for the Lappy todaaay..." Has anyone noticed those things? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:26, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

== SBCG4AP Episode 4 Announced ==

I found [http://www.wiiware-world.com/games/wiiware/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective here] that the name of the next SBCG4AP will be Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Sound a little familiar? ;) {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:07, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Whooo! YEAH! Dangeresque 3! In video game form! Nice find man ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:11, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::No probalo! {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:17, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I don't think that's actually been announced... [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6787 this thread] tells me that it's not official (when it's official, I'm pretty sure the people on the TellTale forums will know...). That's not to say it's ''not'' going to be Dangeresque 3, but it's also possible that this WiiWare World site just made it up. Until it's official, we won't know, and probably shouldn't be claiming that we do. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:12, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Screencaps or Logos? ==

What type of picture should we use in the episode list? I think we should use screencaps to match the [[Toons]] page. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:34, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:I think the logos are more uniform and look nicer there. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
::Ooh, maybe we could use icons! They're uniform and nice-looking, and tell us more about the plots than the logos do. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 16:06, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:::OK, after a few days with the icons I've concluded that the screencaps did the best job of summarizing each episode. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:23, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
::::I still disagree. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:44, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't think that uniformity is a strong enough argument to justify replacing the screencaps. The [[Games]] article isn't very uniform, and the [[Toons]] article contains 0 title cards. Why? Because we provide pictures that say something about the plot. We should do the same here. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 13:49, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:This is different. I say we have both icons and title cards, since we have a lot of room. [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604931 This] is what it would look like. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::I like it! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:55, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Why can't we have screenshots instead of those vague icons?!? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:08, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::The icons actually summarize the games far better than the screenshots. I looked at the screenshots and i'm like "what the crap?" but the icons are clearly "oh, homestar in his army uniform. must be a war". I find the screenshots to be far more vague than the icons. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:10, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I actually like it better combined like [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604945 this]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:20, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::That'll do, I guess, but I don't see how the Homestar Ruiner icon provides a better summary than the basement picture does. I perfectly see how your argument applies to the other 2 games (not counting Dangeresque because it has no icon yet) though. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The screenshot there doesn't do it either. it's just homestar on the couch. at least this way the table looks like it belongs. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:58, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I don't want to make it sound like I hate your format, but I felt that the basement picture at least tells us that Homestar is depressed in the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:00, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Okay, i understand. So are we agreed on the format i came up with? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:02, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yeah, I like it. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:06, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::The icon, featuring Dangeresque for episode 4, is now up on the TTG website, if anyone can get it. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 15:30, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== Final Episode revealed! ==

I found the final Episode, no joke! Trogdor finally comes back from his brokenness and is out on the loose! In the final Episode of Strong Bad. [http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/11/trogdoooooooor.html Trogdor!] {{User:splashUru1/sig}} 2:49, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Holy Crap. You're kidding. This is too good to be true. There's no way the Trogdor will come in the (3D) NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Should we make an article or something? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 07:10, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::Not until Telltale tells the tale ([[Senorial Day|groan]]) revealing the episode's name and plot. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:22, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Well should I upload the pics for [[Trogdor]] and the actual SBCG4AP article? {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 18:21, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::[http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-398 Telltale confirms Trogdor]

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

SplashUru1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:04:50 GMT

SplashUru1:

{{pn|Baddest of the Bands|Homestar Ruiner}}

{{about|[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]]|dangeresque 3}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dangeresque}}

[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresqe 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series, to be released November 17th, 2008. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!... Once Strong Bad can make it, that is.

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Why is Cutesy Buttons' beloved rainforest being polluted, what are Perducci and Killingyouguy up to, and just who is the nefarious Craig?

It is worth noting that since it will be utilizing the Wii graphics, the game will, in fact, be in 3D, just as Strong Bad declared in [[stunt double]]. However, by all appearances, it will not be [[Wikipedia:anaglyphic|anaglyphic]].

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}}

==Preview Transcript==

''{ The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14644|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/videos/dangeresque3trailer watch Preview]
{{SBCG4AP}}
{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category: Dangeresque]]

Talk:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

SplashUru1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:57:49 GMT

SplashUru1: /**/Final Episode revealed!

== Fanstuff Discussion ==

I was the one who originally said this was better left for being on the fanstuff wiki (I put the deleted thing on, but [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] removed it I guess). Anyone else thinks this should be put as fanstuff? Because it's not a part of the official homestarrunner.com site. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:This differs from fanstuff, as this is an official licensed Homestar Runner game (like the long-delayed [[Homestar Runner RPG]] or the appearance of "Trogdor" in [[Guitar Hero]]). Since it is official licensed (and even being "developed" by Videletrix), then this will be documented by the regular Wiki. The same thing would count towards things like [[Strong Bad Gameways]] or any of the [[:Category:Interviews and Public Appearances|live appearances]]. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:33, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::Yup, exactly right. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:43, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Besides, it's mentioned on the official Homestar Runner site! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:47, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Game News Soon doesn't direct to anything, so it may not be possible this is the same thing. But whatever. '''Close this mess.''' {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::The news isn't supposed to be revealed in full for another hour and forty-five minutes. Keep your pants on, for real. Anyway, it's fairly obvious that this game and the notice on the site are related. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:16, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

== Info For you! ==

Intrepid editors may find [http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/faq this page] helpful. It's not 100% done yet but since we're running late we wanted to get something up with more info. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:22, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:Heyyyyy, the whole site is up now! --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 22:52, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

== And you can play too! ==

Too bad this game can't be played by me. Not everyone's good enough to get a Wii. Although the article says it's also for the PC, I highly doubt that will be a reality. It makes me so frustrated when new consoles come out. Especially onces that cost over 200 USD, when I could get something productive (Like Photoshop CS3 Extended) for 320 USD. Which I ''will'' get 'cause I have no Wii. Why not get the wii, you ask? Because I want my damnz photoshop! Been entirely too long since I last had it. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:It will be out for the PC. Guaranteed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:13, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::What retailers will you be distributing to? Target? Wal-Mart? If it's K-Mart, I advise against it. Madison, WI has '''no K-Marts whatsoever'''. Also, will it be good for only Vista? Because I can't switch to Vista, my computer won't allow me to upgrade my BIOS to do so. Besides, dozens upon dozens of users say Vista is crap for Gaming. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Our first run distribution is almost always through our website as downloads. With Sam & Max, we released the games as downloads and then once the whole season was over we assembled a disc and offered it up free to season subscribers. Not sure if that's what we're doing for Strong Bad (nobody tells me anything fun), but they will be available to download from our site. And no, they won't be Vista only. Our system spec is pretty generous in fact, so it shouldn't require too new and crazy a computer. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:18, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Do you expect people to buy over the Internet only? Or are the downloads free? Because I somewhat despise Internet purchasing. Of course, I do have a Debit Card (Sorry, will never, ever use a Credit Card) if I so need to do an online transaction. But I haven't used the card in over 4 months. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::It sounds like Tabacco answered this in his last post: they'll certainly be available for download, but if that's not an option for you, it's possible that they will be eventually released on disc format. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:24, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::Some sites require you to pay for certain downloads though. Like "Adobe Extend." {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::Yep, this game will cost money, just as the exclusive DVD content does through the Homestar Runner store. It's good too; I've often wondered if there was a way for TBC to make some money off of their games! Fans have been able to support them by buying DVDs for a while, so I think this is great. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:30, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Still awaiting answer for if we ''have'' to buy over the Internet, or if we can send in check/money orders. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::We also accept Paypal and Wire Transfer. You can use the latter if you like. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 23:42, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::You stil didn't say if I can use check or money order though; I will only use them. If you can't do money order / etc. it's better off not to purchase. Not everyone likes the Internet... I'm sure not liking it anymore... I've been distancing myself from it more and more. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::::::No, we don't take checks or money order. You sound pretty determined not to purchase, so I'm not sure why you're so insistent on pushing the issue, honestly. I think we can call this closed. --[[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] 00:01, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Well, since homestarrunner.com's toons always seems to reference old technology (with the exception of the cheat's computer, and Pom'Pom's technology) it makes sense to allow people to send you checks and money orders. Mind you, checks are not as old as regular legal tender >>; I was originally going to try out this game in the future, but you've made me not want to. Not like it'd support an Intel GFX Card anydangway. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
This talk page is for discussing the contents of the article, not about whether someone will buy the game or not. Please limit discussions as this one to [[Forum:13870|our forum]] or
[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=31 the Telltale Games Forums]. Thank you.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 13:55, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

==New trailer on GT==
Ok so on Gametrailers.com They have a new trailer for it!!! check it out [http://www.gametrailers.com/player/32715.html] {{User:Coach B/sig}}
:Actually, that's the same thing as [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Gameplay Trailer|this]]. {{User:DevonM/sig}}

== Legal Rampage Issue ==

Transcripts are at the heart of our wiki, allowing us to have a reference guide for Homestarrunner.com and to save us the hassle of sitting through an entire toon to check a line or scene. With this in mind, to what extent will we transcribe the game? I'm against the idea of recording EVERY single line for two reasons: firstly, it would be a massive job to do. Undoubtedly there'll be tens of thousands of lines of dialogue throughout the game and it'll be impossible to find and store them all. The second reason is for legal issues: it seems to be OK to transcribe toons on the website since the transcripts won't significantly affect page views to the website and the toons are free in the first place. This game, on the other hand, will not be: the point of buying and playing the game is to find the dialogue yourself. And I don't want Telltale's lawyers to hit this wiki with a cease-and-desist order if they feel our actions harm the sales of their game. However, I think it'd still be OK to write walkthroughs and post Fun Facts on the game, in a similar manner to other websites. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:42, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
:A few minor stylistic things aside, I think the best way to "transcribe" this game (I don't think that's the right word) would be entirely similar to [[Thy Dungeonman II]] however, without creating the companion page [[Thy Dungeonman II Messages]]. This system would give us the fun facts and the walk-through and the glitches and the tips and everything else that you would expect from The Wiki, without any of the legal or commercial issues you spoke of. I mean [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]] seems to be very involved in The Wiki (at least concerning SBCG4AP), and with Telltale's consent I see no problem making a [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Messages]] page or something of that ilk (but with '''FAR''' fewer syllables). {{User:Flashfight/sig}} 08:56, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
::Exactly; we seem to have plenty of communication with Telltale through [[User:Tabacco|Tabacco]], so I'm sure that we can make sure whatever we do is acceptable to them (and TBC). It would be nice to have everything transcribed (transcriptions of game messages aren't a substitute for playing the game, in the same way that you don't forget about watching the cartoons and just read the transcripts - but even more so, as it's interactive), but obviously that depends on their wishes. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 09:51, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:::I can't see how there'd be a legal issue *period* if we thoroughly "mapped out" this game. If there *was*, [http://www.gamefaqs.com/ GameFAQs] wouldn't exist. Furthermore, I've seen numerous "Game Scripts" there. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if someone beat us to it. [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/wii/data/945803.html Exhibit A] -{{User:YK/sig}} 05:03, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Second. There's stuff on GameFAQs that's [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/gamecube/file/920182/33006 much more in-depth] than is sane, even for us. Plus, we transcribe DVD-only content all the time, and TBC don't mind. And since TBC are working so close with Telltale, I doubt they'd let them sue us either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:20, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
:::::I don't think there would be an issue with that sort of thing, but if someone 'offcially' associated with the wiki wants to shoot me an email, I can put them in contact with someone to be sure that it would be cool. There are lawyers lurking 'round every corner, but we generally prefer enabling awesomeness over litigiousness in everything we do at Telltale. Also, for what its worth, each episode will have ... a lot ... of dialog. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:58, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Related note, what about the Dev Blog! "written" by Strong Bad on the Telltales Games site? Any plans of documenting that on the Wiki? There could be a whole mess of running gags hidden in that... {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
:That is in fact written by Strong Bad. Well, it's written by [[TBC]], which is close enough, right? :) [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 06:53, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
::I believe the Dev Blog is not being documented for the [[Talk:SBCG4AP Dev Blog|same]] [[Talk:Strong Sad's Lament#Transcript|reasons]] why [[Strong Sad's Lament]] isn't: that it's just duplicating large chunks of text from the website, that ''"it ''replaces'' the actual site"'' and that it would cross ''"the copyright-infringement line to a degree we should not be able to get away with."''. However, if the posts start being removed or if the website is eventually shut down, backed-up transcripts and images will be added to the article. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 16:41, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
:::The way that the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] is being handled now (summarizing posts, pointing out specific references) is perfectly fine. At the time I wrote that bit, there wasn't a page started to note the contents. I think a similar approach should be used with the games, simply because of the volume of dialog involved, the non-linear nature of the game play, and potential legal issues. Particular pieces (such as openings, previews or set pieces) could be transcribed, proved proper clearances are granted first, but a wholesale transcription would be impractical. Noting references, goofs, etc.? Fair game. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:30, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== New gameplay/interview video ==

There's a video [http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/18383 here] showing off some of the gameplay (including [[Snake Boxer V]] footage), as well as an interview with some of the developers (I assume this is new, I didn't see it mentioned on the page anywhere). I think IGN are going to interview TBC about the game tomorrow, but I'm not sure... --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 12:07, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
:On a related note, it looks like the [http://kotaku.com/378793/telltale-games-demos-strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-for-wiiware Kotaku] review of the game demo has some more detailed information that was is revealed in the Game Videos piece. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:03, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

== External link organization ==

Since it looks like this game will produce a large number of external links (IGN et al. game reviews, material from Telltale, forums), how should we organize them? Traditionally, we've put forum links on the bottom (which in this case would include both Telltale's and ours), and material directly from Telltale at the top. But should we make subsections for each? I'm trying to think of scalability at this point. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 16:40, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

:I think you're right, it will helpful to have them divided up into sub-sections. I liked {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557820&oldid=557810 what you did}}, but I tried {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad%27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People&diff=557824&oldid=557820 reorganizing it a bit differently}}. Not sure if it's optimal yet; maybe we'll have to wait to see what kinds of external links we end up getting as it's released. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 16:53, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

== Screenshots ==

This may sound silly, but how do you accses the screenshots on the Tell Tale site?
:Not silly at all — scroll down to the end of the dev blog, and just below them on the left-hand side of the page are four TV screen-shaped pictures. Click on one of them to bring up the screenshots. Hope that helps! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 13:29, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

== question! ==

So will this be available on the Wii Shop Channel under the WiiWare section and can I buy it with Wii points? Becausue if not I can't buy it! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 20:53, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, you'll be able to get it off the Wii Shop Channel. Don't worry. It's for both PC and WiiWare. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:58, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
::Just curious to find out why you can't buy it. Do you not have a Wii? If that's the case, then disregard my next statement. If you do, Wii Points can be each purchase directly through the Wii or purchasing a Wii Points card at many fine retailers. Hopefully, Telltale will announce how many Wii points each episode will be. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

No I have a Wii. It's just that my parents have this weird thing about using credit cards on sites the don't consider "certified". I told them it's through Nintendo and that this website is TBC's JOB but they're just weirdos. So I could only get it by buying the card. Thanks for the info! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 00:10, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

== POM-POMMED?? ==

Did I miss a screenshot/video of Pom Pom? Oh, sure, I count his appearance as likely, but has he actually appeared yet? If not, I think we should remove him from the page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:16, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
:Pom Pom was among the crowd listening to Strong Bad at the end of [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]. Would that count? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 18:15, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
::No...that doesn't mean he'll appear in the game (I'm sure he will, though). {{User:DevonM/sig}} 19:55, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Though I put it in an edit summary, I thought I'd better mention it here. Telltale Games currently sells certain HR products, among which are the figurines labeled "Series #1" at the [[Store]]. The description confirms that all nine characters shown are in the game .. and Pom Pom is shown. I quote: "Nine of the characters featured in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" [http://www.telltalegames.com/store/hsrfigurines1]. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 00:21, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm going to be pretty grumpy though if that rules out Homsar, who was in Season 2 Figurines. He is a main character after-all. [[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 13:54, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::::That need not be the case; it didn't say "All nine". I'd be surprised if Homsar doesn't turn up somewhere. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 23:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
::::I've played the game. In the first episode, Homsar isn't physically present, but you can prank call him. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''
:::::Do keep in mind that this discussion took place in May, three months ''before'' the game came out. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:22, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date ==

Do we know the presise release date of the first installment of the game, or just that it'll be out in June? I know I'm not the only guy who wants it the second it comes out... {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

I think we just know it'll be out in June... I assume that they'll give an exact date once we get closer to June though. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:36, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The [http://kotaku.com/389429/here-are-your-wiiware-launch-titles dates for WiiWare games are decided entirely by Nintendo], so I'm not sure if Telltale can even give an exact date for the Wii version. The PC version will either have a fixed date, or something like "X days after the Wii version". --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 14:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

well, we're almost sure it's going to be june and on a monday because H*R and the wii shop channel update on mondays, and they really only have a week left if it ''is'' going to be in june at all
[[User:Homsarstrongbad150|Homsarstrongbad150]] 01:54, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
:It's offical that it's coming out in July instead of June. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:02, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

If it's not going to be delayed again, the last possible day it can be released is July 28.

== Cost? ==

Any word on what the cost will be yet? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:37, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
:The Telltale guys wrote it will be like other episodic games they make. Which means about 9$ (US). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:46, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

== Episode One Info VS the IGN preview ==
Ok, thanks to the preview on the telltale official site, I think we can theorise that the IGN preview actually happens after the scenes in the trailer. 'Homestar Runner invades Strong Bad's house and Bogarts his style.' Of course, it could also be that the trailer scenes are actually a flashback.

Either way, we can't be sure that the game begins with the IGN preview anymore, so I was wondering what we should do about it[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 14:02, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:I was thinking the same thing. The preview for [[Homestar Ruiner]] seems to take place before Homestar hides in the basement for indecency. From the various reviews, though, it is clear that the preview was still an early build. (For example, the GameCyte review mentions that a plot clue is found under a cardboard box in the middle of the field, but the actual game, the clue location would be more challenging.) I would suspect that Strong Bad going directly from his song to talking to Homestar is a similar splice, and nobody knows what the final sequence will be until it's released in to the wild. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

what is the url for the ign preview? and why isn't it on the wiki? --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:55, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
:The IGN videos are listed under Press Releases and Promotional Videos. The first two (GameVideos.com and IGN.com) have the footage you are looking for. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:04, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

== Mii likey, mii likey! ==

So I noticed Telltale is having a [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-338 contest] to design the H*R characters in Mii form and receive Homestar Ruiner as a gift on their Wii. (For those not in the know, downloads can be paid for by Wiis other than the one receiving it.) What I was wondering is, is this contest worthy of its own article or not? This whole development is so...other sitey...that I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around what's Wikiable and what's not. Opinions? --{{User:Onamuji/sig}} 13:53, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
:I don't think so, because it's a contest, and we don't normally advertise those here (as far as I know).
::Given that there has never before been an officially [[licensed]] homestar related contest as far5 as i know, that would make it lack of precedent, not that we don't do it. We haven't done it because THEY haven't done it. That being said, is it homestar-related? it is official? yes. therefore, i think maybe we should. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:54, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

== The King of Town's Castle ==
The King of Town's Castle is listed as a confirmed place, but have we actually seen any videos or screenshots with the King of Town's catstle? {{User:Peter222/sig}}
:No, but the plot of Homestar Ruiner informs that one of the tasks to do will be getting files from the KOT's Castle. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 18:54, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

== Getting grumpy... ==

So do we know at least around what time of the month it's coming out? Like early June or mid-June or closer to July? Not to sound impatient but... aw screw it. I AM impatient! --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 17:44, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

:It's been delayed to [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-344 July]. I'm looking forward to it too, but I'm glad they're taking the time to polish it! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:11, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== T For Teen ==

Ok we were all surprised it got a t ranking but i bet they TellTale did so on purpose and made the esrb think it was worse than it really was for the moneymaking t rating. and mild suggestive content (if it is not a telltale tall tale) is probably something like saying home run or some other extremely mild euphism. Who agrees? Zelda games do it all the time. [[User:Physicsguymonsterman|Physicsguymonsterman]] 01:00, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:Most of the cartoons on the site would get a T rating as well, if the ESRB system is used. I mean, just look at emails like [[lady fan]], [[sisters]], [[dreamail]], [[do over]]... plenty of suggestive themes there (without even mentioning Coach Z's problems), and the Teen Girl Squad comics probably fulfil the requirements for mild cartoon violence. The Poopsmith pretty much covers crude humour. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 09:34, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The ESRB ratings are: Early Childhood, Everyone, Everyone 10+, Teen, Mature, Adults Only and Rating Pending. As you can see, Teen is the most suitable rating since the game probably contains "contain violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood, simulated gambling, and/or infrequent use of strong language." (The PEGI equivalant is 12+.) Undoubtably, there'll be [[Teen Girl Squad]], references to [[making out]], and maybe some [[whatsit]], [[blood]] and [[crap]]. So I'm assuming TGS is what bumped it up, unless the game contains [[Commandos in the Classroom|''very'' illegal pony fights]]. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:56, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::: (I don't think crap would really bump it up to T considering I've heard damn it in a few E+10 games --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC))
::: Cartoon Violence and rude humor can be in e 10(i think tgs might fit into e actually) whatever the suggestive material is and it would have to be a little but more mature than making out is why it is teen so i think hmmm maybe telltale told theesrb that there was sug mat. even though its making out scince esrb doesnt play the games.
::::I doubt TTG would just tell the ESRB that there was more mature material than it would normally be. As for suggestive material, according to the ESRB website, minimal suggestive material (as long as there's nothing else that would give it a higher rating) can credit a E rating. Suggestive material also is descripted as "Mild provocative references or materials". I'm not sure what else would qualify for the "mild suggestive themes", but remember that the crude humor and mild cartoon violence might merit a "T" rating themselves. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 14:32, 13 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, just look at Brawl. Cartoon Violence and Crude Humor, and it's T. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::Okay guys, i think that's enough. the forum is over there, everyone. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:05, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

== Europe? ==

Is this game going to be available in Europe for the Wii?--[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 19:42, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
:I can't imagine why not... it's WiiWare remember? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:44, 12 June 2008 (UTC)
::The game [http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/23/?searchString=Homestar+Ruiner&agecategories=&genre=&organisations=348&platforms=&countries=&submit=Search has been PEGI rated], so I'd expect that it will come out. Hopefully, Telltale won't run into the same bottleneck that the Pop developers did while releasing in Europe (the game can be entirely in English, but the manual must be written in every language that can be selected on a PAL Wii's system menu). Also, we'll probably get it on the Friday instead of the Monday, but that's standard for WiiWare. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 04:39, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

:Okay, thanks! It's just that the Nintendo Website for my country (Finland) is extremely pissy and never seems to contain relevant info on what's to be expected on WiiWare or VC. I have to go to Wikipedia most of the time. There isn't any real info on this matter at the official website either. --[[Special:Contributions/84.251.87.171|84.251.87.171]] 12:42, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

== TBC Interviews for SBCG4AP ==

Traditionally, when The Brothers Chaps have done an interview, we've made a separate page for it, in part because they were so infrequent. But, so far there has been at least four interviews with them ahead of the launch of the game. The IGN interview already has a page, but I've put the [http://coldhardflash.com/2008/05/chapmans-cool-interview-for-animation-people.html Cold Hard Flash], [http://www.gamecyte.com/2008/05/08/a-chat-with-the-chaps-sbcg4ap-qa/1184 GameCyte] and [http://kotaku.com/5016138/lunchtime-with-the-brothers-chap-strong-bads-creators-speak-and-eat Kotaku] interviews as part of the game promotion list. Given the number of interviews, can they just stay in the list for the game, or should they have their own pages? (and if they stay on the page, should the IGN interview be demoted?) {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 22:03, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

== Just checking... ==

This is going to be announced on the main page when it's realeased, correct? I just want to make sure. --[[User:Acam30|Acam30]] 19:57, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

== Telltale Teases ==

Is it worth mentioning anywhere the fact that in their last two blog entries, the folks at Telltale have been referencing the anticipation of a release date announcement (and the continuing lack thereof)? For example, [http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-355 yesterday's] starts with <blockquote>Sorry, it's still not the announcement you've been waiting for, but we've come up with a little surprise to help ease the pain while you're waiting...</blockquote> {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 15:50, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:Not really. Their not really teasing us. I think they'll probably put the date up within the next week or so...they've probably been starting on the other episodes as well as working on this one, too. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 17:04, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::Actually, I'm 70% convinced it's comeing (sic) out on the 21st. The other 30% of me thinks it's the 28th. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::Well, it has to be a Monday, and it has to be in July, so... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 21:39, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Actually, TellTale and TBC can release the game whenever their black hearts desire to. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:37, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Neither Telltale nor TBC now the release date; Nintendo hasn't told them. Nintendo has to screen the game, then release it on WiiWare. So, Nintendo is to blame, in a way. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::::If Nintendo is to blame, it has to be Luigi. He is probably the one stopping all this. I HATE YOU, LUIGI! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:45, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::That is maybe the funniest thing I've ever read on this wiki... =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:46, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Well, that's what happens when Homestar eats you. You tend to think poorly of him. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:14, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Of course, you're talking about the American release date. Since this is Nintendo we're talking about, the game won't be released in Europe for another five months. If at all. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 13:55, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Well it's taking too freaking long, in my opinion. I do belieive it's time for some riots. I'll get the pitchforks. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:07, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== One Monday ==

Should it be noted that this shall be the last Monday in July? (Wii Shop only updates on Mondays) {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 01:48, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:New release dat: AUGUST. And I am really angry. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 14:10, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
::I will point out the series trailer is now available for viewing on the Wii Nintendo Channel. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:01, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== Overload? ==

I just had a chilling thought. With the new game-of-fun coming out on the Wii, it would pull in alot of buyers. If I didn't know the Homestar, I'd probubly still buy such a game. And then most buyers would eventually visit the site. With this overflow of people going on the site, It may be too much for the site's compies and it may crash, stopping us from seeing all our daily doses of Homestar 'toons! Anyone have any thoughts on this? [[User: Ben Again|Ben Again]]
:My sister who introduced me to h*r has told me herself that she believes no one who doesn't know the cartoons would buy the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 02:06, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
::The impression I get from the Telltale forums is the majority people buying the title are either fans of H*R or Telltale. However, that's still a pretty large group. I don't think we have to worry about hrwiki bogging down, but I think the TBC will be very happy with the financial results. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 02:19, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Even if it did have an impact I doubt it would be that big of one. Besides, TBC have gotten pretty good at handling bandwidth crunches. See [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#A_question_about_the_Podcasts._-_Red_Toqueytr343 this] to get a small idea of just how much bandwidth they regularly use. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Episode 2 Info ==

IGN.com has an article explaining the announcement at Comic-Con regarding SBCG4AP Episode 2. The title is "Strong Badia the Free" and involves protesting against a new E-mail tax. I can't link to the article now because I'm typing from the Wii Internet Channel. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:02, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, we already have [[Strongbadia the Free|a page for it]]. {{User:Peter222/sig}} 18:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

== It Won't Be Long? ==

How long does it usually take Nintendo to approve a WiiWare game? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 04:37, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:I second that question. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 04:39, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::According to a friend in the games industry, the approval process is two to three weeks. Mid-August is a reasonable estimate at this point (11 Aug). {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 17:47, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

== Navigation bar for SBCG4AP episodes? ==

I know we have the [[:Template:SBCG4AP|template]] for all things relating to the game, including listing all of the episodes. But would it be useful to have a navigation bar near the top where you can switch from episode, like with [[:Template:gamenav|games]] and [[:Template:toonnav|toons]]? 17:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:Maybe when Episode 3 comes. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 18:15, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::Obviously, with only two episodes outlined, there is not enough. But we do know there will be five in this season (with possible more in the future), so it's best to start planning now. I'm just curious if it's even worth considering. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:23, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::I'd say it is. Of course, this doesn't mean we should jump on this immediately. A navigation bar now will have the same episode on both sides, which isn't very useful. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 20:28, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Are you guys talking about something similar to {{t|mamnav}}? It makes perfect sense to have something like that. I don't know why we wouldn't at least be able to create it now, if not implement it. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 20:52, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yes, that is what we're talking about. However, like I pointed out, if we implemented it now, we'd have two arrows pointing towards the same episode (kinda like if [[some kinda robot]] and [[homsar]] were the only sbemails). --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:37, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Reopening- Now that we have at least the title of the third episode announced and a page created, can we go ahead and create a navigation template for the episodes? {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 21:54, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
:Don't see why not. I tried to do it myself, but it's WAAAAY over my head, so I'm not even gonna try. But it should be put at [[Template:sbcg4apnav]]. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::Okay, I took care of it. Might need some tweaking, though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:22, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

== The Nintendo Power Article ==

Does anyone still have a copy of the July issue? And should we make the "interview" a separate article? There were no real inside references in it besides a mention of the "Adventures of Lolo" by Strong Bad. --[[Special:Contributions/70.239.217.122|70.239.217.122]] 19:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
:I gots it. But I think it's copyrighted. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 04:01, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

== Wii Price ==

$8.95 = How much in Wii Points? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:$8.95 for one episode 
:$34.95 for season pass 
:1000 Wii points
:{{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 01:47, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::So 1000 points per episode then? {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:36, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::That's what I bet. (Just for reference, 1 Wii Point equals 1 cent) {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::::Yea, that's right. 2000 points = $20. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:03, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Then they're overcharging wii points... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:06, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::We're not sure that it'll be 1000, but it seems likely. 5 episodes at $10 each = $50, the price for a good Wii game right now. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
:::::::But Wbwolf just said it's $8.95 for each episode... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:14, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::$8.95 is the PC price per episode, or $34.95 if you pre-order the whole series together. $30-$40 is the going price of most new PC games at this point, and $50 is the going price for most new Wii games. We're keeping our episode pricing in line with those. You can learn more from the Games FAQ on the Telltale Games site, or from the Telltale forums. [[User:TTGJake|TTGJake]] 03:16, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::So... it WILL be 1000 points then? Yes or no answer pleas, just to clear this up... {{User:Acam30/sig}} 03:48, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yes. See [http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/54047 this]. But I pre-ordered because I'm special ... and, umm.. don't have a Wii. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::There might (MIGHT) be a fee for the convenience of WiiWare, though. So don't call it overcharging. [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:13, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
''{whacks colons to bits}'' I prefer to think of the PC version cheaper, not the Wii version being more expensive. There are a few features on Wii that computer doesn't have. Or something like that. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== Voice Acting ==

Just a note regarding the amount of voice acting and the claim that Matt and Missy do "most of" it. The most recent time this was added to the article, the editor cited a Gamespot interview. I think the confusion may arise because when asked "How much of the original voices to you have?", Telltale representative Brett Tosti replies that "95% of it is done by Matt Chapman". ''But'' he immediately goes on to say the other 5% is Marzipan (which he confirms is voiced by Missy). In fact, he's pretty emphatic that all of the voices are done by the original H*R talent. They work this fact into the interview twice — they are obviously proud of it. Anonymous, were you refering to a Gamespot interview other than the one with Brett Tosti?

== Behind the Bad ==

[http://www.telltalegames.com/community/blogs/id-367 I LOL'd.] But how should we handle this one? Should it be treated as an interview, or what? -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 00:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:Since it's similar to [[A Day At The Park]], [[Behind The Bad]] is being handled like shorts. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:38, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Reviews/Previews ==

Shouldn't the preview and review links be put in the episode articles the correspond with, instead of the main SBCG4AP article? It seems to me that it would be a bit more efficient and less cluttered if we did it that way. [[User:Dungeonman262|I Can Has a Ye Flask]] 20:34, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
:That's a good idea. I was certainly surprised at the number of reviews Homestar Ruiner generated. I would say that general articles and previews should stay with the main article. {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 20:36, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

== Downloading episodes on the Wii... ==

Will each episode have its own space on the Wii Menu? Or will every one be in one channel? Also, will all episodes be the same size as the first one? (300 something blocks) Thanks. [[User:Thrashmeister|Thrashmeister]] 02:50, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:I think they'll all be different little blocks on the menu. I'm not so sure about size. Now I'm wondering that too. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 02:52, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

== New IGN interview ==

[http://wii.ign.com/articles/907/907602p1.html Link.] Should we just list this one with the others, or should we transcribe it since it's an actual audio interview with Strong Bad? (although they do joke earlier in the podcast about people transcribing their stuff...) -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 03:00, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:The interview begins 56 minutes in and is ~9 minutes long. (0:56:12 - 1:05:15) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 03:32, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Good opportunities to link to [[Mashing]] and [[Style]], and even [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?]] ... IMHO, this one should be transcribed. Well, depending on what you (Cyberlink420) mean by "joking about people transcribing their stuff". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:50, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
::Listen about 51 minutes in; you'll see what I mean. -- [[User:Cyberlink420|Cyberlink420]] 18:12, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

:::Is [[Nintendo Voice Chat Interview - September 3, 2008]] too long for the article name? Oh, and yeah, I found the part you mention Cyberlink... at first I thought you were talking about transcribing ''their'' stuff being H*R stuff, not their podcast. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 00:26, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Steam? ==

Will the series ever be released on Steam? I am asking because both Sam and Max and Bone were released on Steam. <s>Some guy who's not named Hobojo</s> '''''Skinr'''''

== How long? ==

This is probably a stupid question, but I need to ask: How long will the episodes be available? I'm asking because I would really like to play them all, but I'll be stuck with Windows 98 until Christmas, so I won't be able to buy them until then. (I also hope the fact that I'm living in Germany won't be a problem.) --[[User:Cass from Germany|Cass from Germany]] 19:59, 8 September 2008 (UTC)
:Also speaking of the game... when is it coming out this month? Don't ignore Cass from Germany's question though.) {{User:Acam30/sig}} 01:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::Keep an eye on the official website. As soon as anyone knows, they'll announce it there. Anything you hear before that is just going to be speculation anyway. (I'm not ignoring Cass's question, I just don't know the answer, though I'd assume they'll be available as long as Telltale is still in business) {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 01:30, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, no game on the Virtual Console/WiiWare service has been discontinued since the service was started AFAIK. Even if you're only discussing the PC version, I don't know why they'd remove the downloads unless they went out of business. You should be fine. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:50, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels was removed from the European VC (although it was put back on recently). But yeah, no reason for SBCG4AP to be removed from either download service, save for Telltale or Nintendo going out of business. --{{User:Venusy/Sig}} 17:32, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

== Costume wardrobe errors? ==

I want to know if anyone's costume parts dissappeared or moved, because my carabowdit hair, big moustache and that grey hat-thing from the mailbox are hidden on the floor under the backdrop in the photo booth. I'm almost finished episode 1, with the only thing I need being the first trophy on the collection screen (72%). (edit: I completed the game, just for the data to be corrupted the next day.) [[User:Joanassie|Joanassie]] 18:17, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Release Date Announced ==

Telltale announced the release of Strong Badia the Free for September 15th. It's on their website.

== Baddest of the bands ==

in the preview in the end of episode 2 it says the name of the next epsiode is "Baddest Of The Bands"
: Yeah, uh, we already have a [[Baddest of the Bands|page]] for it. We haven't finished updating everything connected to it yet though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:26, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

== Drop a whale on 'em ==

As I noted on the [[Strong Badia the Free]] page, the Whale says "Get your lighter from the anvil, please," which can be connected with the fact that you get the lighter from The Cheat (compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]). As I was playing a new game that didn't have the lighter yet when I saw that, I suddenly started wondering something. And then I look up what the whale says in [[Homestar Ruiner]] and:

*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Always double-down with a king in the hole.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: You can't get ahead until you get a head.
*DRIVE-THRU WHALE: Sever you head, please. It's the greatest day.

Each of these, though a bit strained, can be compared with an event in Homestar Ruiner. Some of the others too, though they're bigger reaches. Could the whale be giving coded hints??? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:13, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
: A-''HA!!'' I opened up my SBtF second game that had defeated all the countries except Country. Tried talking to the whale several times, but he only said generic stuff that had nothing to do with the rest of the game - and suspiciously enough, did ''not'' say anything about getting a lighter from an anvil. I went on to Country, got the monster to appear, hacked off one head (IT REGROWS!!!), and went back to the whale. And what do I get? "Would you like flaming skulls with that?" He didn't ask that before. And to those who have played the game, I pose the question: WHAT do you need to do in Country in order to defeat the Ice Head of the Taranchula??? With this in mind, I can say with maybe 80% confidence that, yes, the Whale is giving hints. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:28, 17 September 2008 (UTC)
:: And now I see that Venusy came to the same conclusion like a month ago and I'm suddenly that much less impressed with myself. :( --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:29, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

== Another Sam & Max Connection ==

:I was watching video reviews and playing demos of Sam & Max, and I realized that the "new item sound" for SBCG4AP is identical to the sound that's played when you get a new item in Episode 105: Reality 2.0 (that is, when you get something while wearing the virtual reality goggles). Mentionable? {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}

== 3-D animation ==

You know, I noticed something. On the DVD, the 3-D animation looks silly and a bit premature, and in SBCG4AP, the graphics are smoother and much more dignified. I also noticed that most of the lines that are said during the game don't match the animation. And in the Wii menu when Strong Bad says "Onward to Strong Badia! Strong Badia... THE FREE!" It looks like they just re-used the animation from the first episode when he said "No time for the emails right now. I've got other plans for the Lappy todaaay..." Has anyone noticed those things? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:26, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

== SBCG4AP Episode 4 Announced ==

I found [http://www.wiiware-world.com/games/wiiware/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective here] that the name of the next SBCG4AP will be Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective. Sound a little familiar? ;) {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:07, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Whooo! YEAH! Dangeresque 3! In video game form! Nice find man ;) {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 00:11, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::No probalo! {{User:HRjcm/sig}} 00:17, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I don't think that's actually been announced... [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6787 this thread] tells me that it's not official (when it's official, I'm pretty sure the people on the TellTale forums will know...). That's not to say it's ''not'' going to be Dangeresque 3, but it's also possible that this WiiWare World site just made it up. Until it's official, we won't know, and probably shouldn't be claiming that we do. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:12, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Screencaps or Logos? ==

What type of picture should we use in the episode list? I think we should use screencaps to match the [[Toons]] page. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 22:34, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:I think the logos are more uniform and look nicer there. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:50, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
::Ooh, maybe we could use icons! They're uniform and nice-looking, and tell us more about the plots than the logos do. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 16:06, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:::OK, after a few days with the icons I've concluded that the screencaps did the best job of summarizing each episode. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:23, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
::::I still disagree. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:44, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't think that uniformity is a strong enough argument to justify replacing the screencaps. The [[Games]] article isn't very uniform, and the [[Toons]] article contains 0 title cards. Why? Because we provide pictures that say something about the plot. We should do the same here. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 13:49, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:This is different. I say we have both icons and title cards, since we have a lot of room. [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604931 This] is what it would look like. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
::I like it! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:55, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Why can't we have screenshots instead of those vague icons?!? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:08, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::The icons actually summarize the games far better than the screenshots. I looked at the screenshots and i'm like "what the crap?" but the icons are clearly "oh, homestar in his army uniform. must be a war". I find the screenshots to be far more vague than the icons. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:10, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I actually like it better combined like [http://hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=604945 this]. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:20, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::That'll do, I guess, but I don't see how the Homestar Ruiner icon provides a better summary than the basement picture does. I perfectly see how your argument applies to the other 2 games (not counting Dangeresque because it has no icon yet) though. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 00:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::The screenshot there doesn't do it either. it's just homestar on the couch. at least this way the table looks like it belongs. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:58, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I don't want to make it sound like I hate your format, but I felt that the basement picture at least tells us that Homestar is depressed in the game. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:00, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Okay, i understand. So are we agreed on the format i came up with? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:02, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Yeah, I like it. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:06, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== Final Episode revealed! ==

I found the final Episode, no joke! Trogdor finally comes back from his brokenness and is out on the loose! In the final Episode of Strong Bad. [http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/11/trogdoooooooor.html Trogdor!]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:31:16 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Backdrops by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret) 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Spiked Boots 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, Sam & Max moon, airplane going through the air, green backround, microphones in a black screen 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:29:49 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[sloshy]] Shirt, Onion with purple lips (secret) 
Pants: Leopard-print pants 
Shoes: Spiked Boots 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, airplane going through the air 

[[Category:Places]]

Talk:Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:37:19 GMT

SplashUru1: /* HR Easter egg shirt */

Talk:Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:36:34 GMT

SplashUru1: /* HR Easter egg shirt */

Talk:Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:34:57 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Kevin Bruner? */

Talk:Baddest of the Bands

SplashUru1 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:09:29 GMT

SplashUru1:

==Source of plot!!!==

Nintendo Power: Issue 234: "...when Strong Bad's beloved game console- the Videlectrix Fun Machine- melts down when he's playing Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey (a side-scrolling action game...). When Strong Bad discovers he doesn't have the money to get it repaired, he does the only sensible thing: he arranges a 'battle of the bands'..."

== Forum Link ==

How do you fix the link to the Telltale forum? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:22, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

== Date ==

10/13
:According to whom? I can't find any info on this from Telltale or H*R.com. The date sounds highly reasonable, but we need a reliable source before we'll add it to the article. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:48, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

::Due to the fact that the date right now is the 22nd, there is only one monday left in october. Some people might say this doesn't prove anything, but nintendo only updates the wii shop channel on mondays, and it's less likely to see two SBCG4AP's in november, so that is the official date. [[Special:Contributions/204.191.74.245|204.191.74.245]] 03:00, 23 October 2008 (UTC) P.S. I'm Don't say jorb 101 but I'm not logged in.
:::Not quite, no. We still can't be sure it won't be delayed until November. Certainly, it seems likely it will be this upcoming Monday, but we won't document that until it comes from a reliable source. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:10, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

== LEAKED Gameplay! ==

See http://gamespotting.net/gameblog/sbcg4ap-baddest-of-the-bands-leaked-gameplay-footage/
: I'm not sure that's really ''leaked'' exactly. IGN has a video that's almost identical to it (not quite, though. There are some extra scenes, and it doesn't go all the way through the billy club dialogue.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:23, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

== Homsar ? ==

i watched the trailer and the GF for this episode and Homsar is not in it but it says he is here.
: Go to IGN and check the videos there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:46, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
: PS. Those same videos, and the new one on Telltale's site, show I was wrong about SB being a member of Cool Tapes (when I removed a contrary mention of Cool Tapes from the page earlier), but the preview certainly made it look that way. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:48, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

== Spoilers of Extended Play ==

I found a video on youtube that showed major spoilers on the Episode, includes clothes, the Limozeen game, and some other gameplay about the band. It's a very spoilery video so be warned. --{{User:splashUru1}} 12:08 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 06:44:15 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[Limozeen]] Shirt 
Pants: Golden pants 
Shoes: Spiked Boots 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, airplane going through the air 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:12:47 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Backdrops by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[Limozeen]] Shirt 
Pants: Golden pants 
Shoes: Spiked Boots 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cows standing in a field, airplane going through the air 

[[Category:Places]]

Baddest of the Bands

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:12:19 GMT

SplashUru1:

{{pn|Strong Badia the Free|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective}}

[[Image:Baddest of the Bands logo.PNG|thumb|right|Baddest of the Bands logo]]
[[Image:SB Limozeen Cutout.PNG|thumb|right|"Are you ready to be musically, sonically, and if all goes according to plan, PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!"]]
'''Baddest of the Bands''' is the third episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, Mild Suggestive Themes and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB. Story written by Mike Stemmle and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

When Strong Bad's beloved Fun Machine goes up in smoke, he must dominate the Battle Royale of the Bands to afford the costly repairs. But he's up against some stiff competition! Can he rock the stage and win the big cash prize, or will he be drowned out by the competition?

A brief trailer for the game is included in [[Strong Badia the Free]] and on the [http://www.telltalegames.com/ Telltale Games website].

It will be released on Monday, October 27.

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Limozeen}}

== Preview Transcript ==
''{The screen shows "On the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and cuts to a closeup of Strong Bad's face as he holds a microphone, while microphone feedback is heard}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling into the microphone}'' Alllllll right, expensive ticket holders!

''{Cut to The Cheat on a set of drums, then back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you ready to be musically, sonically...

''{Cut to Strong Mad playing a bass guitar}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and if all goes according to plan...

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...PHYSICALLY assaulted?!!

''{Cut out to see that Strong Bad's band was seen atop Bubs' Concession Stand. The music stops suddenly; only a howling wind is heard in the background. Homestar watches from the ground}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Boooo...

''{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, tough crowd.

''{Cut to a gray background, showing the word BADDEST written in Metallica-type font. Strong Bad's boxing glove-clad hand is then seen adding a strip of red label tape to the bottom of the word displaying the remainder of the title, OF THE BANDS, on it. Then the usual message, "Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People — New episode every month!", is featured. Cut to [[The Brick Wall]], and Bubs, The Cheat and Coach Z standing in front of it. Bubs and Coach Z each [[Kicking The Cheat|kick The Cheat]] back and forth between them.}

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' 
My name is Coach Z, 
And Bubs is my cohort. 
Put on your Cheat kickers, 
And let's kick-a The Chort!

== Fun Facts ==

===Remarks===
*Coach Z pronounces "Cheat" correctly, and then incorrectly.

===Goofs===
*The preview included with Strong Badia the Free does not include any subtitles for Coach Z's rap.

===Inside References===
*This is another appearance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].

===Real-World References===
*The performance on the rooftop could be modeled after [[The Beatles]]' final public performance.

==Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/baddestofthebands|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6683 Telltale Games Forum thread re: "Baddest of the Bands"]
{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

User:SplashUru1

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:48:28 GMT

SplashUru1:

I'm splash, and I like Homestar, and I played a game called Uru... I'm also from Telltale, been with the community sense it's beginning.

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:45:50 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[Limozeen]] Shirt,
Pants: Golden pants 
Shoes: Spiked Boots 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cow's standing in a field 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:40:44 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[Limozeen]] Shirt 
Pants: Golden pants 
Shoes: Spiked Boots 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cow's standing in a field 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:40:08 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner (Telltale Founder) shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

'''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''' 
Hats: Purple headband 
Shirts: [[Limozeen]] Shirt 
Pants: Golden pants 
Shoes: Spiked Boots 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cow's standing in a field 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:40:35 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Backdrops by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner (Telltale Founder) shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 
*'''Baddest of the Bands''': Cow's standing in a field 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:39:26 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue Kevin Bruner (Telltale Founder) shirt (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 

[[Category:Places]]

Snap Shak

SplashUru1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:36:25 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Costume pieces by episode */

[[Image:SnapShakExterior.png|thumb|As seen from the outside]]
'''Snap Shak''' is the name of a [[Wikipedia:photo booth|photo booth]] in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], located in [[The Field]], featuring pictures of [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and [[Bubs]] on the exterior. It is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, extending into a large area and then dropping off into [[Outer Space]]. Entering it allows [[Strong Bad]] to change costume items and pose for [[Snappy|photos]]. If the episode has been completed, Strong Bad is allowed to wear the costume pieces outside of the Shak, but otherwise re-appears in his normal clothes before leaving.

Each episode contains five backdrops for photos, as well as hidden costume pieces for Strong Bad to find. Costume pieces found in previous episodes carry forward to the next, but those found in future episodes do not carry back to the previous ones. Strong Bad can wear one item each on his head, body, legs, and feet, plus an additional accessory item. If Strong Bad walks off the edge inside the Snap Shak and falls into Outer Space three times, he will flip and walk on the other side of the floor. In the first two episodes, he can then go over to the area above the door to find a secret cross-promotional shirt, which differs by episode.

[[The Cheat]] is always present in the Snap Shak as an attendant and (possibly) cameraman, regardless of his current whereabouts in the story. [[The Paper]] translates his instructions, presumably for the player's benefit, as Strong Bad has no difficulty understanding him elsewhere in the game.

==Costume pieces by episode==
'''[[Homestar Ruiner]]''' 
Hats: Homestar's head, red chef hat, knit cap, Carabowdit hair 
Shirts: Homestar's shirt, Data Boys shirt ([[Strong Bad Other Costumes|floppy disk polo]]), yellow squirrel shirt (secret) 
Pants: Homestar's pants, ripped jeans 
Shoes: Homestar's boots, Sports socks 
Accessories: Big mustache, championship belt 

'''[[Strong Badia the Free]]''' 
Hats: [[King of Town]]'s crown, beret 
Shirts: Max shirt, [[Strong Badia]] shirt, sports jacket, blue shirt with man giving thumbs up (secret)  
Pants: Camo pants 
Shoes: [['Lectric Boots]] 
Accessories: King of Town's beard, eye patch 

==Backdrops by episode==
*'''Homestar Ruiner''': Track, sky, tropical island, wooded clearing, autumn path 
*'''Strong Badia the Free''': Strong Badian flag, jumping dolphins, transparent blue globe, mountain with trees, rocky outcropping 

[[Category:Places]]

User:SplashUru1

SplashUru1 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:37:02 GMT

SplashUru1: New page: I'm splash, and I like Homestar, and I played a game called Uru... That's it.

I'm splash, and I like Homestar, and I played a game called Uru... That's it.

Homsar

SplashUru1 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:27:07 GMT

SplashUru1:

{{charnav|Homsar|homsar|The Poopsmith|Homestar Runner}}
{{aboutcharacter}} {{foremail|homsar}}
[[Image:homsar evolution current.png|thumb|{{homsarquote}}]]

== Biography ==
'''Homsar''' is perhaps the strangest and most enigmatic of all the [[Characters#Main characters|primary residents]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. He was originally created as a result of a typo in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] [[homsar]], in which Vinnie C. asked, "If you hate homsar so much, why don't you kill him?" (Presumably, Vinnie had actually meant to type "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]".) [[Strong Bad]] promptly dropped a [[Heavy Lourde]] on Homsar and left him for [[Death|dead]]. [[The Brothers Chaps]] later decided to keep Homsar as a main character, and they brought him back in an Easter egg in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] and in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], where he thanked [[Marzipan]] for the flowers she sent him while he was in the hospital.

Homsar occasionally makes brief appearances in various cartoons, often in Easter eggs (and has even been referred to as the "secret guy"). In every [[Holidays#Halloween (October 31st)|Halloween toon]] since his introduction, Homsar has appeared in an Easter egg somewhere in the middle of the Toon. (This is usually triggered by clicking somewhere on or near [[The Poopsmith]].)

[[Image:3dhomsar.png|thumb|140px|"Sign me up for soccer class Debra!"]]

Homsar doesn't have very many friends other than [[Strong Sad]] and Marzipan. Most of the other characters generally regard him as a nuisance. In particular, Strong Bad seems to dislike him the most; he states in [[interview]] that he would rather gnaw his own leg off than talk to him for 3 seconds. [[Bubs]] apparently refuses to talk to him, as evidenced in [[Where's The Cheat?]]. Despite his unpopularity, he serves in the [[Homestarmy]] and occasionally attends parties where the other main characters are present. He enjoys playing board games with Strong Sad, and has organized his own activities, such as a [[tree hugging]] concert and the play "[[stupid stuff|Butt's Twelve by Pies]]" (starring Lighting and Set Decoration). He ran the Merch Masala on the [[Cool Tapes]] tour in [[Weclome Back]].

In the email [[interview]], Strong Bad, using a pen puppet, claimed that Homsar was "raised by a cup of coffee". In [[fan club]], Homsar proclaimed that he was "the son of a [[Wikipedia:Chipwich|Chipwich]]", and an Easter egg revealed a photo of a cup of coffee and an ice cream sandwich labeled "Homsar's Parents".

Homsar was the winner of a month-long sales competition between himself and Senor Cardgage for the title of [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]. The topic was brought up in [[fan club]], and the loser had to complete a coherent thought as punishment on Homestar Runner's [[The Show]]. (It was later annouced that [[Senor Cardgage]] was the loser.)

*'''Possible Domicile:''' [[Homsar Reservation]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[homsar]]
*[[:Category:Homsar Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Distinctive Characteristics==

===Speech===
Homsar's most distinct characteristic is his unusual manner of speaking, which has varied over time. His tone of voice is generally quite exaggerated, and he often begins sentences by wailing "AaAAaaAAaaAAaa!". His speech tends to range from perfectly normal English to often random and disconnected phrases that have little to no connection to the scene. Many believe that Homsar speaks in [[Wikipedia:Word salad (mental health)|word salads]] (a speech disorder characteristic of [[Wikipedia:Schizophrenia|schizophrenia]] in which grammar and sentence structure is often intact, but the words themselves have no particular meaning), but a [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns|detailed analysis of his speech patterns]] has shown that this is seldom the case. Instead, it seems that Homsar can and does relate well to his environment and other characters when he needs to, but is also prone to saying completely random things when there's no particular reason for him to stay in context.

It has been argued that his unusual speech patterns are the result of being crushed by the Heavy Lourde. Some find this unlikely, considering that he was able to speak more or less normally when he called Marzipan after that event. Others suggest that it is possible that the negative effect was a delayed reaction.

As shown in [[DNA Evidence]], he can make his voice sound like a whole crowd of people, even when he is alone. In [[Happy Dethemberween]], he and Strong Sad demonstrate that he can also make chiming noises when hit on the head.

In ''[[Strong Badia the Free]]'', Strong Bad briefly gains complete understanding of Homsar's language by utilizing a nearby "pylon". He is the only one who understands Homsar, however (as evidenced by a quick view of the conversation from Strong Sad's perspective, in which Homsar not only sounds normal, but Strong Bad is speaking in word salads as well), and at the end of the conversation, the pylon is destroyed, ending Strong Bad's ability to understand him. This version of Homsar has a distinctly different voice (Strong Bad describes it as "soothing"), and quite visibly understands everything that's going on around him in a very coherent manner, though he also has a tendency to talk a lot.

===Homsar and the Laws of Physics===
[[Image:Homfloat.PNG|thumb|Homsar floating in [[The Field]].]]
Another bizarre aspect of Homsar is his ability to defy the laws of physics through means that are not entirely explained. In many cases it would appear that Homsar can bend reality to his will, performing feats that other characters cannot. Various feats of science defiance include levitation (as demonstrated in [[narrator]], his [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|character video]], [[A Folky Tale]], [[Halloween Fairstival]], [[the paper]], and [[mini-golf]]), self-duplication ([[Fall Float Parade]] and [[Happy Dethemberween]]), making a paint brush ring like a bell ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]]), possible time manipulation ([[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]), teleporting ([[for kids]]), possible metamorphosis (as seen in [[impression]], though this hypothesis is disputed), retracting his head like a turtle ([[Happy Hallow-day]]), creating the sound of a crowd ([[DNA Evidence]]) or chimes ([[Happy Dethemberween]]), and can possibly cause (or at least reflect back) the jibblies ([[Jibblies 2]]). On top of this, Homsar's yellow [[bowler hat]] can levitate and float around, as well as transmute into different shapes (e.g an engineer's cap as seen in his [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Character Video]]). It is possible that this hat, which levitates when Homsar speaks (including when he is upside down, as in [[cliffhangers]]), is actually being manipulated, as opposed to just flying about on its own. Homsar is, after all, a character [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacking visible arms]]. However, Homsar's solo in the music video [[One Two, One Two]] involves his hat flying farther than arms on a character his size would allow. Another theory for this is that Homsar, and quite possibly the other characters lacking arms, have limited psycho-kinetic abilities. Indeed, it appears that the laws of both science and logic do not apply to Homsar. Homsar also has pigeon-toed feet that move incredibly fast, but his movement is very slow.

In [[Strong Badia the Free]], after the "secession", Homsar lives in a place called the "Homsar Reservation." Everything in this location seems to defy the laws of physics as much as Homsar himself. Examples of this phenomenon are floating and moving rocks, ripples in the sky, and a strange rock structure with the ability to make others understand his language. Strong Bad is also seen defying the laws of physics by floating like Homsar whilst the rock structure is in full effect.

===Similarity to Homestar Runner===
In terms of general appearance, Homsar bears a striking resemblance to [[Homestar Runner]]. Although he is grossly exaggerated, pigeon-toed, and more curved, he and Homestar share [[Wikipedia:Prognathism|underbites]], clothing style (a hat and shirt), feet style, shading, and skin color. As he was originally a misspelling of "Homestar", it is logical that Homsar is somewhat of a badly-drawn Homestar. Strong Bad remarks upon this in the email [[for kids]], where he refers to Homsar as a "blue midget Homestar". Homestar himself even calls Homsar "Homestar" in [[looking old]].

===Naming of Other Characters (and Himself)===
Homsar often assigns the other characters, including himself, strange names. This could be because he has forgotten their real names, is confused, or disregards their real names. These "names" are sometimes based on the character's appearance (Strong Sad: That Rhinoceros) or a similar-sounding name (Bubs: Tubbs). Others (Strong Bad: Reggie) hardly make sense. This is assuming that he is speaking to/about these characters and that he is not just disoriented or believes he is talking to someone else. His way of naming may also be used to describe how a character looks at the time, like when he called The Cheat "chocolate cake" when The Cheat was covered in [[whatsit]]. Homsar also thinks up strange names for himself, such as "Homsar, the captain of the gravy train", "the human wedgie", "a friendly reminder", "A knock-knock joke about jogging suits", and "a song from the '60s". Homsar doesn't seem to repeat any of his made-up names, in keeping with his tendency to forget or disregard things or become confused. Homsar has also been named by others, like when Homestar called him "the secret guy" or when Strong Bad referred to him as "America's favorite blue midget Homestar".

===Walking===
Whenever Homsar walks, he makes a peculiar fluttery noise, although this sound effect is not present in [[Strong Badia the Free]]. Some other characters have also made this noise.

*[[Li'l Brudder]] (shown in an [[Easter egg]] at the end of [[crying]])
*[[Mr. Shmallow]]
*[[Nibbles]]
*[[The Thnikkaman]] ([[Bubs]]) (when he's tied up as seen in [[cliffhangers]])
*[[Strong Bad]] (when he's scurrying in [[retirement]], [[looking old]], and in [[the paper]])
*[[Strong Mad]] (from the email [[virus]])
*2 menus from "[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]".

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidHomsar.png|thumb|"Pshoooo!"]]
(Note: To view Homsar's character video, click "Eject" on [[the VCR]], then click the tape.)

''{'''Page Title:''' The Hand-Me-Down Clown!!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

''{The background is upside-down throughout the video, with the blue sky on the bottom of the screen and the green grass at the top.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train.

''{His bowler hat pops up and turns into a railroad engineer's hat.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Climb aboard!

''{His hat returns to normal.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' I've brought my best foot flowered... Pshoooo!

''{His hat slides down the back of his head, then snaps back at the end of the sound.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!

''{While screaming for the second time in a row, he spins around the screen backwards two and a half times. He ends up at the top, upside down.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Think I won the Powerball. ''{His hat pops off, then lands back on his head before the video ends.}''

== Fun Facts ==

*[[Wikipedia:Wonder Mike|Wonder Mike]] is a member of [[Wikipedia:The Sugarhill Gang|The Sugarhill Gang]], famous for the song "Rapper's Delight". In the beginning of "Rapper's Delight", Wonder Mike says "I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello", so Homsar saying "Hi, Wonder Mike" could possibly be a response.
*"Think I won the Powerball" is a reference to the multistate [[Wikipedia: Powerball|Powerball Lottery]], which is known for having large jackpots.
*Homsar's character page is the only one with background music.
*Since the camera is presumably upside-down throughout his character video, Homsar starts the video upside-down and ends it right-side-up; this was more visible during [[April Fools' 2006]]. He "stands on air" again in the long toon [[A Folky Tale]] as an Easter egg.
*Homsar is the only main character with no [[Old-Timey]] counterpart.
*Homsar's coloring is similar to that of the unused character [[Rejected Characters#Homeschool Winner|Homeschool Winner]].
*Homsar is the only male character with an animated girl variation, Modestly Hot Homsar. (see [[#Variations|below]])
*The [[font]] on Homsar's shirt is [[Fonts#B|Bauhaus93]].
*Besides [[Homestar Runner]], he was the only one not to get the [[Jibblies]] in [[Jibblies 2]]. In fact, the opposite effect occurs when the [[Horrible Painting]] gets the Jibblies instead.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Sad and Homsar's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[Different Town Character Variations#Modestly Hot Homsar|Modestly Hot Homsar]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===

*[[wikipedia:J. Wellington Wimpy|Wimpy]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[IMDB:tt0165798|Ghost Dog]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[wikipedia:Slash (musician)|Slash]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Kumar (from [[IMDB:0115734|Bottle Rocket]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Tingle|Tingle]] from [[Wikipedia:Legend of Zelda|The Legend of Zelda]] series in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Grimley|Ed Grimley]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Typewriter The "Noony Noony Noo" Typewriter Guy] in [[Jibblies 2]].

==See Also==
*[[Homsar Evolution]]
*[[Homsar Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homsar|Nicknames]]
*[[Bowler Hats]]
*[[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Patterns]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"|[[Fall Float Parade]]|Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"|[[origins]]|Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm the human wedgie!"|[[origins]]|Mirror:hom_wedgie.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"|[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]|Mirror:hom1_pudgy.mp3}}
|}

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_homsar.html|watch Homsar's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_homsar.swf|view the Flash file for Homsar's character video]]

{{Characters|Homsar}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_homsar}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Strong Badia the Free

SplashUru1 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:24:41 GMT

SplashUru1: /* PC Version */

{{cleanup}}
{{pn|Homestar Ruiner|Baddest of the Bands}}
[[Image:StrongBadiatheFreeLogo.png|thumb|The logo of Strong Badia the Free]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP 2 Protest.PNG|thumb|"We can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town."]]
'''Strong Badia The Free''' is the second episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB and was released on September 15, 2008 on both PC and WiiWare. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[The King of Town]] becomes tyranical and institutes an email tax, but [[Strong Bad]] is unable to pay so he is placed under house arrest with an exploding collar strapped around his neck. After Strong Bad escapes, he recruits more armies. The citizens of [[Free Country, USA]], along with [[Strong Badia]], band together to stop The King of Town.

A brief trailer for the game is included in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Bubs}}

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[House of the Brothers Strong|Bleak House]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The King of Town's Castle]] 
[[Homsar Reservation]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Country]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]]
|
[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concessionstantinople]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strong Badia/The Cheat and Tirerea]] 
[[The Gremlin|Frontzeatserland/Hatchbackistan]] 
[[Snap Shak|Snapshakland]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|50% Off Apple Pie Charts]] 
[[The Stick|Sticktenstein]] 
[[The Brick Wall|Union of Socialist Soviet Repubricks]] 
|}

== Preview Transcript ==
''{The screen shows "In the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and fades to Strong Bad walking in from the right. The backdrop is the Strong Badian Flag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town. Hence to forthwith, I shall only refer to him as the of Town. As of today, Strong Badia is its own, independent nation. Onward to Strong Badia, Strong Badia the Free!

''{Record scratch is heard and Homestar comes into view}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of this-

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Shut up. ''{Homestar becomes sad}''

''{The screen shows "STRONG BADIA the FREE" and a no sign is covering the Municipality logo. The screen then changes to "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: New episode every month!"}''

''{Strong Mad is seen behind a cutout of a tarantula holding a guitar with the Taranchula logo underneath, and a red spider cutout in one hand and blue spider cutout in another}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{waves blue cutout}'' ICE BREATH! ''{waves red cutout}'' FIRE BREATH!

''{On the Wii version, cuts to "Play it on Wiiware". On the PC version, cuts to "www.telltalegames.com"}''

== Inventory ==
*3-Ring Binder
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Clockwork Strong Bad Doll
*Fake Sword
*[[Glowstick]]
*Katana
*Paper Crown
*Pillow
*Pilot Wings
*Pottery Shard
*Power Strip
*Pretendix
*Quesos (Strong Badian currency)
*Red Towel
*Stuffing
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*[[Tony Stony]]
*Tuning Fork

== Ranks ==
#Neighborhood Watch Chief
#Hall Monitor
#Junior High Class Treasurer
#Deputy Mayor
#House Minority Whip
#President Elect
#El Jefe Mas Grande
#Chancellor of the 7 Realms
#Lord High Fantasticus
#Über-Pope (or Uber-Pope) ''{see [[Strong_Badia_the_Free#Wii_Version|glitches]] below}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Roi" is [[French]] for "King", thus explaining the pseudonym "Roy T."
*Strong Bad uses [[Wikipedia:Morse Code|Morse Code]] to communicate with the lighter.

===Trivia===
*On the PC version, costume items unlocked in Homestar Ruiner carry over to Strong Badia the Free (these must be unlocked, either by getting them in Homestar Ruiner, or by editing the [[Wikipedia:Windows Registry|Windows Registry]]). On the Wii version, the costumes are automatically unlocked, regardless of if you have the costumes on a Homestar Ruiner save file (or even if you don't have a Homestar Ruiner save file at all).
*When visiting the King of Town at his castle in the extended play mode of [[Homestar Ruiner]], he threatens to tax Strong Bad. Strong Bad responds with, "That sounds...ominous."
*The preview was added to the [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/nintendochannel Nintendo Channel] on September 15, 2008 under the title "Strong Bad Episode 2: {{PAGENAME}}"

===Goofs===
*Although a week passes in the game, the calendar always says the 13th.
*On the Wii Shop Channel download page in Europe, Videlectrix is misspelled as "Videoelectrix".
*If you skip speaking with Strong Sad about Cold Ones until after he has had his pretendix removed, he will complain about his alleged pretendicitis despite having already had the surgery for it.

===Glitches===
*Sometimes Bubs will be stuck facing the black market door instead of the concession stand. As a result, the black market door will not open, and Bubs will be facing the wall when you try to talk to him from the front of the stand.
*When lighting certain objects on fire, sometimes the flames do not appear until Strong Bad leaves and returns to the area. This glitch is known to occur with the bush on the Homsar Reservation, the kimono in Club Technochocolate, and the skulls in Country.
*Sometimes, when in Extended Play, attempting to save to Slot 3 will result in the game freezing, buzzing and require a hard reset.
*While in Bleak House, examine the bookcase in Strong Sad's room while outside the room. Then walk by his bed. While Strong Bad talks about the bookcase, he may slide towards the bed without moving his feet.
*Digging up the Strong Badia shirt will cause another hole to appear in Strong Badia, in front of the flagpole, near the cinder block.
*An error in Math Kickers will give you the rank of "Über-Pope" or "Uber-Pope" if you exceed a score of 4000 points, with everything else already maxed out. In the Wii version, the rank is "Über-Pope" (however, the Ü appears as a box) and is "Uber-Pope" in the PC version.
*If you save in an area and play the game again from where you left off, then it will sometimes cause characters to return to that area, usually all the ones from a certain time in the game. For example, if you do this in Marzistar (a.k.a. Homezipan), it will make Pom Pom, Strong Sad and occasionally Strong Mad holding The Cheat reappear in their pre-castle attack positions.

====PC Version====
*Occasionally some characters' eyes are not visible upon entering an area.
*Talking to Strong Sad at the end in Extended Play will sometimes make your mouse appear in the cutscene, allowing you to click on any object while Strong Sad and Strong Bad are still talking.
*During Extended Play, saving your game in Marzistar then leaving then coming back in the game will place everyone back in the yard (minus Marzipan)

====Wii Version====
*Skipping the speech before starting the Peace Draft seems to make the transition in to a straight cut to black with a small slice of cut out showing the screen. This stays a few seconds into the scene before stopping. It also happens at the end of the scene, and it appears when looking at the map.
*Playing Math Kickers in extended play will sometimes freeze the game and require a hard reset.
*Pausing the game with the home button during transcript causes the last word in a phrase to be repeated.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad calls himself "Strong Bad of the [[Underwear|mighty tighty-whities]]".
*The song that plays in "Pompomerania" is from [[geddup noise]].
*When doing the draft, Homestar uses his microphone from [[The Show]].
*The first sighting of Pom Pom in "Pompomerania" mimics his pose from the Theme Song.
*Bubs was established as a black marketeer in [[licensed]].
*The brochure for the [[On Point Kings]] and the [[Homestarmy]] poster are from [[more armies]].
*The first part of the music that plays during the trailer is also from [[more armies]].
*It is unclear whether The Cheat has his own lighter or Telltale Games removed the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Logo from Strong Bad's lighter]] for trademark purposes.
*The Teen Girl Squad was previously spun off in [[Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]].
*Strong Bad notes (and tries to explain) the delay of [[Dangeresque 3]].
*Coach Z's land cannot be conquered, as he is busy with [[i love you|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*Homestar takes offense when Strong Bad asks people to take up arms against the King of Town, in part because [[Lack of visible arms|he doesn't appear to have any.]]
**In addition, during a letter from the front, Homestar says he can't wait "to be in [Marzipan's], ahem, arms again."
*"Fat-thority" is a [[portmanteau]] of "fat" and "authority".
*One of Homsar's responses, "I'm a song from the '60s!", is lifted from [[interview]], as is "Twas the pride of the Peaches!", which Strong Bad says after being enlightened to Homsar's ways.
*The flag of the Homsar Reservation features Homsar's hat as well as [[fan club|his parents: a cup of coffee and a chipwich]].
*One of the Whale's sayings is "Get your lighter from the anvil, please." Strong Bad actually gets his lighter from The Cheat, who was compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad mentions [[Frank Benedetto]] falling in battle during the events of [[army]]. Many of Frank's "brothers" are on the draft wheel.
**Also on the draft wheel is [[Li'l Brudder]], which upon landing on it, Homestar will start to break down crying.
*In Marzistar's garden, Strong Bad calls Strong Mad and The Cheat "Lugnut & Squeak", just as he did in [[narrator]].
*Creamy Ding snack cakes, which the King of Town enjoys, looks remarkably similar to [[Swiss Cake Rolls]].
*Homestar says that Strong Bad is always "[[Homestar Ruiner|beating the various stuffings out of me]]".
*Many places on the "Maps and Minions" board have been mentioned before, including [[Peasant's Quest|Scalding Lake]], [[Sick Day|Rotten Egglund]], and [[underlings|Stink's Reach]].
*The collar and invisible fence are supposed to [[StrongBadZone|make Strong Bad's head a splode]].
*Using the katana or the lighter on Pom Pom will cause Strong Bad to reference the events in [[pom pom]].
*"Wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], in which Cheerleader wore an [[elephant]] head.
*One of the King of Town's saved email addresses on his [[Snacky 186]] is [[pizza joint|thepizz@virtualpizz.biz]].
*During the Maps & Minions game, when The Of Town battles Strong Mad, he exclaims "I regret everything", a line said by Coach Z in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the [[Homestar Ruiner|previous episode]].
*"Sweet recently divorced lady freedom!" is an instance of [[Sweet Lady X]].
**It also is likely a direct reference to [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which Strong Bad metaphorically "makes out" with Sweet Lady Freedom.

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad addressing people in front of a giant flag is a reference to the opening scene in [[Wikipedia:Patton (film)|Patton]].
*Strong Bad's exploding collar is most likely inspired by [[Wikipedia: Battle Royale|Battle Royale]].
*The Brick Wall being renamed the Union of Soviet Socialist Repu''bricks'' echoes the real-life [[Wikipedia: Soviet Union|Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]].
*When Strong Bad responds to the email from Paul in [[French]] he calls him [[Wikipedia: Les Paul|Les Paul]].
*Strong Bad refers to the King of Town's rule as [[Wikipedia:Laissez-faire|"lazy fair"]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Bleak House|Bleak House]]'' is a novel by [[Wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Charles Dickens]]. Also, when he drafts himself into the Homestarmy, Homestar refers to himself as an "Artful Draft Dodger", a reference to Dickens' character, [[Wikipedia:Artful Dodger|The Artful Dodger]].
*Coach Z's territory is named "Coachnya", which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia: Chechnya|Chechnya]]. Chechnya also tried to secede and failed.
*[[The Stick]] is known as "Shticktenstein", which derives from [[Wikipedia:Liechtenstein|Liechtenstein]].
*Despite what Marzipan may think, "Model UN" is a school-based activity in which students roleplay as ambassadors to the United Nations from various countries.
*The nation of "Front-au-Fence" takes its name from [[Wikipedia: Port-au-Prince|Port-au-Prince]], Haiti.
*Bubs's nation of Concession Stan-tinople is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]], the former name of [[Wikipedia:Istanbul|Istanbul]].
*The bonus costume that Strong Bad unlocks is the [[wikipedia:Sam & Max|Max]] skull-and-crossbones T-shirt, which can actually be bought on [[Telltale Games]]' online store.
*Homestar's "letter" back to Marzipan, detailing the siege on the Of Town's castle is presented in a style similar to [[Wikipedia:Ken Burns|Ken Burns]]' 1990 documentary [[Wikipedia:The Civil War (documentary)|The Civil War]], with sepia-toned backgrounds and violin music in the background.
*Strong Sad mentions [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark]].
*The Pompomeranian flag is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Japan|Japan]].
*The flag of Concessionstantinople, with its red background and yellow symbols in the upper left corner, resembles that of many [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] nations, notably the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] and the [[Wikipedia:People's Republic of China|People's Republic of China]].
*Strong Mad exclaiming "Let my people go!" and Strong Bad asking for messages from a burning bush are both references to the Biblical figure [[Wikipedia:Moses|Moses]].
*"No taxin' without representin'" is Coach Z's unique twist on Taxation Without Representation, the main complaint of American colonists against [[Wikipedia: George III|King George III]] of England.
*If the Darwin card is played in Teen Girl Squad, the girls will call him "Chuck D", the name of the socially-conscious member of the influential rap group [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy (band)|Public Enemy]].
*By using the alien in the second scene of Cave Girl Squad, a monolith from [[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]] appears, while Strong Bad hums [[Wikipedia:Also sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)|the theme from the movie]].
*Coach Z saying that "they've all overbid" and wagering a dollar after being picked in the draft is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*Homestar and Marzipan dividing their land is a direct reference to the division of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and its capital, [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]], complete with Checkpoint The Cheat substituting for [[Wikipedia:Checkpoint Charlie|Checkpoint Charlie]] (aka the Berlin Wall).
*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s name and Homsar's accent when he speaks normally are references to the [[Wikipedia:Native American|Native American]] stereotype.
*When Strong Bad looks at the wall, he asks who "will be first up against it when the Revolution comes", which is a quote from [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams']] ''[[Wikipedia: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' book series.
*When Homestar says "What is my major malfunction", it is most likely a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|Full Metal Jacket]].
*Strong Mad says "None shall pass", a quote from ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'', if Strong Bad should attempt to cross the stone bridge before fighting the Taranchula standee.
*Strong Bad says the King of Town's fridge-throne is ''[[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]]'' compliant.

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Bad wonders if his [[Limozeen]] game had been delivered yet. [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey|This game]] is what kicks off the next episode, [[Baddest of the Bands]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/strongbadiathefree Official episode webpage]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/894/894056p1.html?RSSwhen2008-07-26_123100&RSSid=894056 IGN.com's sneak peek at "Strong Badia the Free"]{{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595 Telltale Games forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/902/902184p1.html IGN.com's hands on with "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[[forum:14726|forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)

SplashUru1 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:22:13 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Fake Sword → Strong Mad */

[[Image:Sbcg4ap_marzistar-peacedraft.PNG|thumb|"Welcome back to Homezipan's Peacetime Draftstravaganza!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==When arriving for the first time==

''{Cue fade in as Strong Bad walks into Marzipan's back yard.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on in... we're so glad that you made it this fa... ''{becomes hostile}'' Oh, it's just Strong Bad.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do you have any fruit to declare?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What brand of idiocy have I stumbled upon here?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the Free People's Republic of Marzistar. A hostile territory.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to Homezipan!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{turns towards Homestar}'' Homestar, we've talked about this. It's Marzistar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, seriously. Do you have any fruit to declare?

==Coach Z==
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The war's over, Coach Z. You can go back home now.
:'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I ''should'' go back to that musty gym. Instead of out here in a nice garden... ''{starts speaking obsessively}'' ...behind Marzipan's house... where I can watch her... always...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wittingly}'' Congratulations, Coach. I just spent the last few hours carrying my brother's internal organs in a jar, and you still managed to top that on the creepy scale.

==Homsar==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna keep a cool head in battle, Homsar?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That'll work too.

==Mailbox==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Marzipan ever got that stink bomb I sent to... ''{searches mailbox}'' ...ooh even better! Page 2 of my Algebros instruction manual! This one details the icy-hot "Polar Coordinates Attack" move.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{checks mailbox}'' No mail for Marzistar.

==Memorial==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Frank Benedetto. Fell in service to his country during the first battle of Strong Badia." ''{turns to the camera}'' Even though we were on different sides of that conflict, that soldier had real butter. ''{almost chokes}'' Gotta respect that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Frank Benedetto. Fell in service to his country during the first battle of Strong Badia."

==Onion Patch==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This land looks bountiful, but if onions are Marzistar's only crop, I'm not signing up to be their Breath Smell Ambassador.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Once Strong Badia takes over, these onions will be cleverly chopped and deep fried into the shape of blossoming flowers!
===Metal Detector → right side of the Onion Patch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a flag}'' A souvenir flag from the People's Republic of Marzistar. ''{unsurprisingly}'' Let me guess: it bio-degrades into an eco-friendly fertiliser.

==Pom Pom==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Got any cool combo moves you could teach the troops, Pom Pom?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles conversationally}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' The 12-point exploding rooster technique? That's probably overkill for the Of Town. I just wanna underkill him.

==Strong Mad==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, good ol' Lugnut and Squeak, reunited under the flag of Strong Badia.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{hugs The Cheat harshly}'' I MISSED YOU SO!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{struggling to breathe}'' Mzzzzmmmememmmemeehhhh...
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' War's over, Strong Mad. You can go home now.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' REFUGEE!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No really, Strong Mad. You can go back home.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SUPPORT THE WAR VETERANS!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sigh}'' He'll find his way back home eventually.

==Strong Sad==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Dump-tenant. Ready to be the battle's first casualty?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You hush! I'm here to provide moral morale for the troops!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I guess you DO make everyone else look leaner and meaner by comparison.

==Tony Stony==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tony Stony? What are you doing out here? Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the tight waistband of my inventory? ''{takes it out from the Model UN}''

==Model UN/Draft Wheel==

===Model UN===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Marzi-pain's folky (i.e. crappily made) arts and crafts display.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the lands will be united, all right. Under my iron fist! Err, my cotton-padded fist! My cot-TON padded fist.

====Bleak House display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All the greatest achievements of Strong Sad's country: twenty-sided dice and cunningly-designed dungeons. He gets beaten up at least five times a day, and it's STILL not enough.

====Empty display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Some would say the Strong Badian display is "empty." I say it's "minimalist."

====Country display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing in Strong Mad's display but some wadded-up paper and...the handle of a mug he tried to make in pottery class.

====Coachnya display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the display for Coachnya, and that means three things: Ointment, ointment and more ointment!

====Poopslavakia display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A...contribution...from Poopslavakia. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere near that one.

====Consessionstan display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The display from Bubs' Consessionstantinople. Looks like a half-eaten chicken wing.

====Pompomerania display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From Pompomerania, a half-empty can of Bull Honkey Caffeinergy Sauce.

====Homsar Reservation display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And from the Homsar people... a jar of cocktail onions wearing a top hat.

====Tony Stony → any display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From the country of Country, a giant rock I've been impossibly keeping in my pants. ''{places Tony in the specified display}'' A ha, the balance of power has shifted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{places Tony in the specified display}'' A ha, the balance of power has shifted!

====Lighter → Model UN====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I would love to set that thing on fire, but I got a feeling I'm going to need it.
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sets it on fire}'' FINALLY, this thing is flammable. I've been waiting forever to do that.

===Draft Wheel===
'''First time only'''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right, folks. ''{The model UN spins around to reveal a large spinning wheel and a sign labelled "Peace Draft" appears from above".}'' Once again it's time for the peace draft! Homestar, tell the crowd what fabulous prizes today's winner will walk home with!

''{The view cuts over to a corner of the garden closer to the castle. Homestar has quickly shifted to this location.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Homestar, grand prize is an all-expenses-paid trip to the Castle and a meeting with the King of Town!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{arrives back into the garden}'' Homestar, are you building an army without my permission?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{now back in front of the spinning wheel}'' Nothing, Marzipan! Just my regular old brand of nothing!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hastily}'' Quick! Just spin the wheel!
:{{short hr}}
'''Each time thereafter'''
''{The draft wheel sets itself up as Homestar speaks.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And welcome back to Homezipan's Peacetime Draftstravaganza! Let's see who's today's lucky winner.

====If the wheel selects anyone other than Coach Z====
''{The draft wheel spins around so that the Model UN faces the screen, and the Peace Draft sign is pulled back up.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, the draft didn't work, Strong Bad. Only one thing left to do: Clone an army of mutant super-soldiers.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Homestar, we... ''{quickly taken by surprise}'' Wait. That was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?
:{{short hr}}
''{The Model UN reforms.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No go, Stro Bro.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disappointed}'' Ahhh. Keep trying.

====Draft Wheel → Hank "the Tank" Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hank "the Tank" Benedetto? Man, these benedettos are really hoggin' the wheel. Sorry, Hank. We need you on the home front, keepin' the rations fresh.

====Draft Wheel → Little Johnny Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nooo! Little Johnny Benedetto! You always wanted to be like your brother Frank. Well I'm not gonna let you DIE like Frank! The tragedy ends here!

====Draft Wheel → Marty Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marty Benedetto. Fortunately, he's ineligible. He's been classified 4H.

====Draft Wheel → Ramon Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ramon Benedetto? No more! I can't look into Mrs. Benedetto's eyes again and tell her her boy's not coming back home!

====Draft Wheel → Tom Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Tom Benedetto? Noooo! Hasn't that family suffered enough?

====Draft Wheel → Li'l Brudder====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Li'l Brudder! ''{starts crying}'' Ohhhh, Li'l Brudder! Why? Why is the world so hard on all the little one-legged creatures?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Li'l Brudder}'' Put me in the front lines, sarge! I'm gonna be a four-star general some day!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' Nooooooo! Why did I even put that on the board?

====Draft Wheel → Homestar Runner====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner! I believe the winner is right here in our studio?

''{Change camera angle. Homestar's in the same place but his expression has changed.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I can't make me serve, fascist!

''{Camera angle is changed again, with Homestar's mood changing as well.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, looks like we got us an artful draft dodger, ladies and gentlemen!

''{Cue another change of camera angle and another change of expression.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bitterly}'' No war! No war! What are all y'alls fightin' for?

''{Cue another change of camera angle. Homestar retains his angry expression this time.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WHAT is my major malfunction, private?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Homestar, you can't draft yourself.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really? I wish I'd known before I signed up for this chicken outfit. Never mind. Bwa-kawk!

====Draft Wheel → Coach Z====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And the lucky winner is... Coach Z!

''{The camera focuses in on Coach Z, holding a sign saying "Coachnya Loves Peace", with symbols being represented for the final two words.}''

:'''COACH Z:''' ''{surprised}'' Really?!? I've never won anything before in my life! ''{throws away the sign and walks towards Homestar}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Recruit, are you willing to put your life and some cool camos on the line to defend my country?
:'''COACH Z:''' I think they've all overbid! One dollar! One dollar!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{satisfied}'' Close enough.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to the Homestarmy, soldier!

==Homestar Runner==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey. Homestar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Another loyal subject of Homezipan!

'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing here, Homestar? I thought you and Marzipinhead broke up.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She said she'd take me back if I figure out how to get rid of this stupid draft wheel.

'''During extended play, after the Model UN is set on fire'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hanging out in the back yard, knocking back a few Cold Ones in front of a roaring draft wheel. It doesn't get any better than this.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You said it, bro. We are bros now, right?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

===Homestar Runner → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You look like someone who wants to unwillingly join a growing Empire.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're like some type mind-reader! Where do I sign?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{glares at Homestar}'' Homestar...
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Right. ''{disappointed}'' I apologize, good ambassador, but my treaty signings and bathroom privileges have been revoked.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Homestar. Strong Badia's where all the cool people are.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{excited}'' Cool people are my favorite kind of people! They know all the latest fads! But... ''{disappointed}'' uh... we're happy with our independence.

===Homestar Runner → Marzipan===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna let some GIRL tell you how to run your country? I thought we were bros!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were bros!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry man. I know it looks like I'm the brains of this outfit, but my lady friend's got a good head on her shoulders.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... Nothing about that last thing you said was true.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet Marzipan would like it if you showed a little gumption and mae your ''own'' bad decisions.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't know about that, I'd better go ask her first.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{agitated}'' Groan. Never mind.

===Homestar Runner → No King of Town===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you tired of that The Of Town cramping your style?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed}'' Oh, you got THAT right! I don't like the way his castle sits up there, undressing me with its eyes.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you gonna do when they INVADE?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shocked}'' Invade Homezipan? Call the militia! This is not a drill, people!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you even HAVE a militia?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Holy crap, we're defeneseless! ''{stubbornly}'' That settles it: I'm getting the band back together! I'm bringing back the Homestarmy!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' What was that?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gently}'' Uh... I said I'm bringing back the Peaceful Homezipan Gentle Flower-Planting Brigade, dear.

===Homestar Runner → Homestarmy===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you need for the Homestarmy, to help me take on The Of Town?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stubbornly}'' We're gonna need soldiers! Lots o' soldiers. Ol' Tofu-and-Sprouts over there abolished the draft. And we lost too many god men in the last war.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How many soldiers is "lots o'" soldiers?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Exactly five.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How did you know you-
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupts}'' A colonel ''{pronounced exactly as it's written}'' knows these things.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' NOW do you have enough soldiers for the Homestarmy?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a negatory. The peace draft is our only hope. I'm pository about that!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the state of the Homestarmy?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Does that look like five soldiers to you, private? We could use some more Strong Badian allies to thicken up our watery ranks.

===Homestar Runner → Draft Wheel===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why don't you re-instate the draft?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a great idea!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You should run that draft again, before it's too late.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{worried}'' We may already BE too late!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Run the draft again.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay!

''{The Draft Wheel gets used after any of these above responses.}''

==Marzipan==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hola, Marzip0wned ''{pronounced Marzi-puh-owned}''. Or however you pronounce that.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' What is it, Strong Bad? I've got an awful lot of queening to do.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You and Strong Sad both.

===Marzipan → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I want you two to join the Strong Badian Empire. And by "want", I mean "not want", but I can already tell I'm not getting through this place until you guys join up.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Pinochet. Marzistar is a peaceful nation.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw come on. ''{in a seducive voice tone}'' No nation can resist the roguish charm of Strong Badia's most charming rogue.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ewww, gross. Marzistar is doing just fine, thanks. We're not trying to take over the world, just make it better.

===Marzipan → No King of Town===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't like The Of Town! I heard you say so! Don't you need protection, with his castle looming overhead so ominously?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' We've got a peace treaty with the Municipality. And that means one thing: You will never pass through Marzistar to attack the King of Town!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't come cryin' to Strong Badia when The Of Town sends in the Poops...
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's like I already told you, Strong Bad: You will never pass through Marzistar to attack the King of Town!

===Marzipan → Homestar Runner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet King Homestar really wants to join Strong Badia and take on the castle...
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, but in about five minutes, King Homestar could really want to join an All-Squirrel Football League.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You do have a point there.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Put me in, coach! We can BEAT those chipmunks!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What if Homestar MADE you join Strong Badia?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar can't MAKE this country do anything. We're completely equal co-rulers of Marzistar. And what I say goes.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As King, can't Homestar have you beheaded or be-whatever-that-thing-is-ded?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{hostile}'' He's lucky I don't have HIM executed, the way he invites all his friends over and crashes up the place. ''{quickly becomes calm}'' I mean... we have had some disagreements on domestic and foreign policy.

===Marzipan → Model UN===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's with the crappy science fair project?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That's my model United Nations! It's a testament to peace, equality, and sharing between all nations of the world. Even yours.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disgusted}'' Equality and sharing? Barf! That sounds vaguely... communistic.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{happily}'' Thanks! I know! I'm collecting treasures from all the developed countries, plus Coachnya, to go in the displays. All to say: "This is what we can do when we work together."
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think I might want to break or break wind on your so-called "united nations".
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Well... you can put a national treasure in the Strong Badian display, if you want. Just don't touch the others.

==After the Homestarmy obtains its required five soldiers==

:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I told you I don't like you having all your friends over, to watch the game and plan paramilitary operations, without asking me first.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you granola bars are all the same! Except for the ones with chocolate chips!

''{Marzipan, obviously, doesn't look amused. When the camera switches back to Homestar, he is now shown in his Homestarmy outfit.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You enjoy your freedom to not wash your hair, and play hackey sack, but aren't willing to put an orange bowl on your head, and wave a spoon around!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{very annoyed}'' Okay, that is it, Homestar. We are THROUGH.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Fine!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Better! Your side is East Marzistar, and my side is East Homezipan! Midway along the border we'll set up Checkpoint The Cheat.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Why don't you just make your own country at your house?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way! There's a squirrel in the attic, that I sometimes think it's a spooky ghost!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walks off}'' Whatever!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, maggots! Aten... HUT!

''{The camera pans around to show all the recruited members for the Homestarmy - Coach Z, Pom Pom, Homsar, Strong Sad and Strong Mad.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' You call this a Homestarmy? Somebody's going to have to whip these wastes of panty-waists into shape.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Take it away, Your Dryness! Just lemme know when you want to start attacking the castle!

===Prep Talk===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Has anyone seen my contact lens?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No retreat! No surrender! Double impact! Timecop!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, men. It's time to put up or shut up. Actually, just shut up.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We've got to hit him where all old people are the weakest: right in the paunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This, men, will be our finest hour. (Ugh, I hope this doesn't take an hour.)
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Of Town's forces are mightier than his monthly Danish bill.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We must strike the castle with back alley surgical precision.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to die a hero, or live as a dead hoagie?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They will be expecting a well-organized and disciplined invasion force. So... we'll have surprise on our side.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The castle's defences are weakest in its tastebuds and its... ''{flinches}'' ...uvula.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shrieking and crying are perfectly acceptable responses to an attack.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The first thing you'll notice about The Of Town is that he smells like fresh-baked breads. Do not be fooled!

===Prep talk → Coach Z===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I make myself clear?
:'''COACH Z:''' Sore, yes sore!

===Prep talk → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Am I BORING you, private?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles attentively}''

===Prep talk → Homsar===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have something to share with the rest of the class?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Daaaahhhh, I'm the local Leroy!

===Prep talk → Strong Sad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you WANT to die, soldier?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{ponders}'' Hmmm... well...

===Prep talk → Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shape up, private!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{upset}'' SORRY SIR! ''{straightens himself up}''

===Prep talk → Homestar Runner===
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You ready to take on the Of Town, chief? ''{pronounced as it's written}''

====Homestar Runner → No King of Town====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, these clowns still need to be toughened up.

====Homestar Runner → The King of Town====
'''This scene can also be seen by getting all five Homestarmy members at attention.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' On to the castle! Death to the Of Town!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ATTACK!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{determined The Cheat noises}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles confidently}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating gunfire}'' Ptoo! Ptoo!
:'''COACH Z:''' Vive le Revelation!

''{Everyone goes over the fence and runs towards the Castle, with Strong Bad leading the group. Eventually, the charge comes to a freeze frame, before it transforms itself into a slightly grayed poster with the remark "Believe in YOURSELF" written on it. The player is taken to the Castle at this point.}''

==Fake Sword==

===Fake Sword → Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dubs Strong Mad with sword} I dub thee, Sir Huge Wall Von Big Guy!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD!

===Fake Sword → Coach Z===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dub thee... Coach Zed, Lord High Protector of Butt-Pattery.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)

SplashUru1 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:19:04 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Fake Sword */

[[Image:Sbcg4ap_marzistar-peacedraft.PNG|thumb|"Welcome back to Homezipan's Peacetime Draftstravaganza!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==When arriving for the first time==

''{Cue fade in as Strong Bad walks into Marzipan's back yard.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on in... we're so glad that you made it this fa... ''{becomes hostile}'' Oh, it's just Strong Bad.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do you have any fruit to declare?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What brand of idiocy have I stumbled upon here?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the Free People's Republic of Marzistar. A hostile territory.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to Homezipan!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{turns towards Homestar}'' Homestar, we've talked about this. It's Marzistar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, seriously. Do you have any fruit to declare?

==Coach Z==
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The war's over, Coach Z. You can go back home now.
:'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I ''should'' go back to that musty gym. Instead of out here in a nice garden... ''{starts speaking obsessively}'' ...behind Marzipan's house... where I can watch her... always...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wittingly}'' Congratulations, Coach. I just spent the last few hours carrying my brother's internal organs in a jar, and you still managed to top that on the creepy scale.

==Homsar==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna keep a cool head in battle, Homsar?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That'll work too.

==Mailbox==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Marzipan ever got that stink bomb I sent to... ''{searches mailbox}'' ...ooh even better! Page 2 of my Algebros instruction manual! This one details the icy-hot "Polar Coordinates Attack" move.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{checks mailbox}'' No mail for Marzistar.

==Memorial==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Frank Benedetto. Fell in service to his country during the first battle of Strong Badia." ''{turns to the camera}'' Even though we were on different sides of that conflict, that soldier had real butter. ''{almost chokes}'' Gotta respect that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Frank Benedetto. Fell in service to his country during the first battle of Strong Badia."

==Onion Patch==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This land looks bountiful, but if onions are Marzistar's only crop, I'm not signing up to be their Breath Smell Ambassador.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Once Strong Badia takes over, these onions will be cleverly chopped and deep fried into the shape of blossoming flowers!
===Metal Detector → right side of the Onion Patch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a flag}'' A souvenir flag from the People's Republic of Marzistar. ''{unsurprisingly}'' Let me guess: it bio-degrades into an eco-friendly fertiliser.

==Pom Pom==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Got any cool combo moves you could teach the troops, Pom Pom?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles conversationally}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' The 12-point exploding rooster technique? That's probably overkill for the Of Town. I just wanna underkill him.

==Strong Mad==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, good ol' Lugnut and Squeak, reunited under the flag of Strong Badia.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{hugs The Cheat harshly}'' I MISSED YOU SO!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{struggling to breathe}'' Mzzzzmmmememmmemeehhhh...
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' War's over, Strong Mad. You can go home now.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' REFUGEE!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No really, Strong Mad. You can go back home.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SUPPORT THE WAR VETERANS!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sigh}'' He'll find his way back home eventually.

==Strong Sad==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Dump-tenant. Ready to be the battle's first casualty?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You hush! I'm here to provide moral morale for the troops!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I guess you DO make everyone else look leaner and meaner by comparison.

==Tony Stony==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tony Stony? What are you doing out here? Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the tight waistband of my inventory? ''{takes it out from the Model UN}''

==Model UN/Draft Wheel==

===Model UN===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Marzi-pain's folky (i.e. crappily made) arts and crafts display.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the lands will be united, all right. Under my iron fist! Err, my cotton-padded fist! My cot-TON padded fist.

====Bleak House display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All the greatest achievements of Strong Sad's country: twenty-sided dice and cunningly-designed dungeons. He gets beaten up at least five times a day, and it's STILL not enough.

====Empty display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Some would say the Strong Badian display is "empty." I say it's "minimalist."

====Country display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing in Strong Mad's display but some wadded-up paper and...the handle of a mug he tried to make in pottery class.

====Coachnya display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the display for Coachnya, and that means three things: Ointment, ointment and more ointment!

====Poopslavakia display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A...contribution...from Poopslavakia. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere near that one.

====Consessionstan display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The display from Bubs' Consessionstantinople. Looks like a half-eaten chicken wing.

====Pompomerania display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From Pompomerania, a half-empty can of Bull Honkey Caffeinergy Sauce.

====Homsar Reservation display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And from the Homsar people... a jar of cocktail onions wearing a top hat.

====Tony Stony → any display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From the country of Country, a giant rock I've been impossibly keeping in my pants. ''{places Tony in the specified display}'' A ha, the balance of power has shifted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{places Tony in the specified display}'' A ha, the balance of power has shifted!

====Lighter → Model UN====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I would love to set that thing on fire, but I got a feeling I'm going to need it.
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sets it on fire}'' FINALLY, this thing is flammable. I've been waiting forever to do that.

===Draft Wheel===
'''First time only'''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right, folks. ''{The model UN spins around to reveal a large spinning wheel and a sign labelled "Peace Draft" appears from above".}'' Once again it's time for the peace draft! Homestar, tell the crowd what fabulous prizes today's winner will walk home with!

''{The view cuts over to a corner of the garden closer to the castle. Homestar has quickly shifted to this location.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Homestar, grand prize is an all-expenses-paid trip to the Castle and a meeting with the King of Town!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{arrives back into the garden}'' Homestar, are you building an army without my permission?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{now back in front of the spinning wheel}'' Nothing, Marzipan! Just my regular old brand of nothing!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hastily}'' Quick! Just spin the wheel!
:{{short hr}}
'''Each time thereafter'''
''{The draft wheel sets itself up as Homestar speaks.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And welcome back to Homezipan's Peacetime Draftstravaganza! Let's see who's today's lucky winner.

====If the wheel selects anyone other than Coach Z====
''{The draft wheel spins around so that the Model UN faces the screen, and the Peace Draft sign is pulled back up.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, the draft didn't work, Strong Bad. Only one thing left to do: Clone an army of mutant super-soldiers.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Homestar, we... ''{quickly taken by surprise}'' Wait. That was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?
:{{short hr}}
''{The Model UN reforms.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No go, Stro Bro.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disappointed}'' Ahhh. Keep trying.

====Draft Wheel → Hank "the Tank" Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hank "the Tank" Benedetto? Man, these benedettos are really hoggin' the wheel. Sorry, Hank. We need you on the home front, keepin' the rations fresh.

====Draft Wheel → Little Johnny Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nooo! Little Johnny Benedetto! You always wanted to be like your brother Frank. Well I'm not gonna let you DIE like Frank! The tragedy ends here!

====Draft Wheel → Marty Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marty Benedetto. Fortunately, he's ineligible. He's been classified 4H.

====Draft Wheel → Ramon Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ramon Benedetto? No more! I can't look into Mrs. Benedetto's eyes again and tell her her boy's not coming back home!

====Draft Wheel → Tom Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Tom Benedetto? Noooo! Hasn't that family suffered enough?

====Draft Wheel → Li'l Brudder====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Li'l Brudder! ''{starts crying}'' Ohhhh, Li'l Brudder! Why? Why is the world so hard on all the little one-legged creatures?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Li'l Brudder}'' Put me in the front lines, sarge! I'm gonna be a four-star general some day!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' Nooooooo! Why did I even put that on the board?

====Draft Wheel → Homestar Runner====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner! I believe the winner is right here in our studio?

''{Change camera angle. Homestar's in the same place but his expression has changed.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I can't make me serve, fascist!

''{Camera angle is changed again, with Homestar's mood changing as well.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, looks like we got us an artful draft dodger, ladies and gentlemen!

''{Cue another change of camera angle and another change of expression.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bitterly}'' No war! No war! What are all y'alls fightin' for?

''{Cue another change of camera angle. Homestar retains his angry expression this time.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WHAT is my major malfunction, private?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Homestar, you can't draft yourself.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really? I wish I'd known before I signed up for this chicken outfit. Never mind. Bwa-kawk!

====Draft Wheel → Coach Z====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And the lucky winner is... Coach Z!

''{The camera focuses in on Coach Z, holding a sign saying "Coachnya Loves Peace", with symbols being represented for the final two words.}''

:'''COACH Z:''' ''{surprised}'' Really?!? I've never won anything before in my life! ''{throws away the sign and walks towards Homestar}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Recruit, are you willing to put your life and some cool camos on the line to defend my country?
:'''COACH Z:''' I think they've all overbid! One dollar! One dollar!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{satisfied}'' Close enough.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to the Homestarmy, soldier!

==Homestar Runner==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey. Homestar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Another loyal subject of Homezipan!

'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing here, Homestar? I thought you and Marzipinhead broke up.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She said she'd take me back if I figure out how to get rid of this stupid draft wheel.

'''During extended play, after the Model UN is set on fire'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hanging out in the back yard, knocking back a few Cold Ones in front of a roaring draft wheel. It doesn't get any better than this.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You said it, bro. We are bros now, right?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

===Homestar Runner → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You look like someone who wants to unwillingly join a growing Empire.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're like some type mind-reader! Where do I sign?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{glares at Homestar}'' Homestar...
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Right. ''{disappointed}'' I apologize, good ambassador, but my treaty signings and bathroom privileges have been revoked.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Homestar. Strong Badia's where all the cool people are.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{excited}'' Cool people are my favorite kind of people! They know all the latest fads! But... ''{disappointed}'' uh... we're happy with our independence.

===Homestar Runner → Marzipan===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna let some GIRL tell you how to run your country? I thought we were bros!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were bros!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry man. I know it looks like I'm the brains of this outfit, but my lady friend's got a good head on her shoulders.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... Nothing about that last thing you said was true.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet Marzipan would like it if you showed a little gumption and mae your ''own'' bad decisions.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't know about that, I'd better go ask her first.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{agitated}'' Groan. Never mind.

===Homestar Runner → No King of Town===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you tired of that The Of Town cramping your style?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed}'' Oh, you got THAT right! I don't like the way his castle sits up there, undressing me with its eyes.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you gonna do when they INVADE?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shocked}'' Invade Homezipan? Call the militia! This is not a drill, people!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you even HAVE a militia?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Holy crap, we're defeneseless! ''{stubbornly}'' That settles it: I'm getting the band back together! I'm bringing back the Homestarmy!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' What was that?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gently}'' Uh... I said I'm bringing back the Peaceful Homezipan Gentle Flower-Planting Brigade, dear.

===Homestar Runner → Homestarmy===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you need for the Homestarmy, to help me take on The Of Town?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stubbornly}'' We're gonna need soldiers! Lots o' soldiers. Ol' Tofu-and-Sprouts over there abolished the draft. And we lost too many god men in the last war.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How many soldiers is "lots o'" soldiers?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Exactly five.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How did you know you-
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupts}'' A colonel ''{pronounced exactly as it's written}'' knows these things.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' NOW do you have enough soldiers for the Homestarmy?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a negatory. The peace draft is our only hope. I'm pository about that!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the state of the Homestarmy?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Does that look like five soldiers to you, private? We could use some more Strong Badian allies to thicken up our watery ranks.

===Homestar Runner → Draft Wheel===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why don't you re-instate the draft?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a great idea!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You should run that draft again, before it's too late.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{worried}'' We may already BE too late!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Run the draft again.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay!

''{The Draft Wheel gets used after any of these above responses.}''

==Marzipan==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hola, Marzip0wned ''{pronounced Marzi-puh-owned}''. Or however you pronounce that.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' What is it, Strong Bad? I've got an awful lot of queening to do.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You and Strong Sad both.

===Marzipan → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I want you two to join the Strong Badian Empire. And by "want", I mean "not want", but I can already tell I'm not getting through this place until you guys join up.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Pinochet. Marzistar is a peaceful nation.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw come on. ''{in a seducive voice tone}'' No nation can resist the roguish charm of Strong Badia's most charming rogue.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ewww, gross. Marzistar is doing just fine, thanks. We're not trying to take over the world, just make it better.

===Marzipan → No King of Town===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't like The Of Town! I heard you say so! Don't you need protection, with his castle looming overhead so ominously?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' We've got a peace treaty with the Municipality. And that means one thing: You will never pass through Marzistar to attack the King of Town!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't come cryin' to Strong Badia when The Of Town sends in the Poops...
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's like I already told you, Strong Bad: You will never pass through Marzistar to attack the King of Town!

===Marzipan → Homestar Runner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet King Homestar really wants to join Strong Badia and take on the castle...
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, but in about five minutes, King Homestar could really want to join an All-Squirrel Football League.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You do have a point there.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Put me in, coach! We can BEAT those chipmunks!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What if Homestar MADE you join Strong Badia?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar can't MAKE this country do anything. We're completely equal co-rulers of Marzistar. And what I say goes.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As King, can't Homestar have you beheaded or be-whatever-that-thing-is-ded?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{hostile}'' He's lucky I don't have HIM executed, the way he invites all his friends over and crashes up the place. ''{quickly becomes calm}'' I mean... we have had some disagreements on domestic and foreign policy.

===Marzipan → Model UN===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's with the crappy science fair project?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That's my model United Nations! It's a testament to peace, equality, and sharing between all nations of the world. Even yours.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disgusted}'' Equality and sharing? Barf! That sounds vaguely... communistic.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{happily}'' Thanks! I know! I'm collecting treasures from all the developed countries, plus Coachnya, to go in the displays. All to say: "This is what we can do when we work together."
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think I might want to break or break wind on your so-called "united nations".
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Well... you can put a national treasure in the Strong Badian display, if you want. Just don't touch the others.

==After the Homestarmy obtains its required five soldiers==

:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I told you I don't like you having all your friends over, to watch the game and plan paramilitary operations, without asking me first.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you granola bars are all the same! Except for the ones with chocolate chips!

''{Marzipan, obviously, doesn't look amused. When the camera switches back to Homestar, he is now shown in his Homestarmy outfit.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You enjoy your freedom to not wash your hair, and play hackey sack, but aren't willing to put an orange bowl on your head, and wave a spoon around!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{very annoyed}'' Okay, that is it, Homestar. We are THROUGH.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Fine!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Better! Your side is East Marzistar, and my side is East Homezipan! Midway along the border we'll set up Checkpoint The Cheat.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Why don't you just make your own country at your house?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way! There's a squirrel in the attic, that I sometimes think it's a spooky ghost!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walks off}'' Whatever!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, maggots! Aten... HUT!

''{The camera pans around to show all the recruited members for the Homestarmy - Coach Z, Pom Pom, Homsar, Strong Sad and Strong Mad.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' You call this a Homestarmy? Somebody's going to have to whip these wastes of panty-waists into shape.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Take it away, Your Dryness! Just lemme know when you want to start attacking the castle!

===Prep Talk===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Has anyone seen my contact lens?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No retreat! No surrender! Double impact! Timecop!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, men. It's time to put up or shut up. Actually, just shut up.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We've got to hit him where all old people are the weakest: right in the paunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This, men, will be our finest hour. (Ugh, I hope this doesn't take an hour.)
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Of Town's forces are mightier than his monthly Danish bill.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We must strike the castle with back alley surgical precision.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to die a hero, or live as a dead hoagie?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They will be expecting a well-organized and disciplined invasion force. So... we'll have surprise on our side.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The castle's defences are weakest in its tastebuds and its... ''{flinches}'' ...uvula.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shrieking and crying are perfectly acceptable responses to an attack.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The first thing you'll notice about The Of Town is that he smells like fresh-baked breads. Do not be fooled!

===Prep talk → Coach Z===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I make myself clear?
:'''COACH Z:''' Sore, yes sore!

===Prep talk → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Am I BORING you, private?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles attentively}''

===Prep talk → Homsar===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have something to share with the rest of the class?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Daaaahhhh, I'm the local Leroy!

===Prep talk → Strong Sad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you WANT to die, soldier?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{ponders}'' Hmmm... well...

===Prep talk → Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shape up, private!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{upset}'' SORRY SIR! ''{straightens himself up}''

===Prep talk → Homestar Runner===
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You ready to take on the Of Town, chief? ''{pronounced as it's written}''

====Homestar Runner → No King of Town====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, these clowns still need to be toughened up.

====Homestar Runner → The King of Town====
'''This scene can also be seen by getting all five Homestarmy members at attention.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' On to the castle! Death to the Of Town!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ATTACK!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{determined The Cheat noises}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles confidently}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating gunfire}'' Ptoo! Ptoo!
:'''COACH Z:''' Vive le Revelation!

''{Everyone goes over the fence and runs towards the Castle, with Strong Bad leading the group. Eventually, the charge comes to a freeze frame, before it transforms itself into a slightly grayed poster with the remark "Believe in YOURSELF" written on it. The player is taken to the Castle at this point.}''

==Fake Sword==

===Fake Sword → Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dubs Strong Mad with sword} I dub thee, Sir Huge Wall Von Big Guy!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD!

===Fake Sword → Coach Z===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dub thee... Coach Zed, Lord High Protector of Butt-Pattery.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)

SplashUru1 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:18:27 GMT

SplashUru1:

[[Image:Sbcg4ap_marzistar-peacedraft.PNG|thumb|"Welcome back to Homezipan's Peacetime Draftstravaganza!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==When arriving for the first time==

''{Cue fade in as Strong Bad walks into Marzipan's back yard.}''

:'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on in... we're so glad that you made it this fa... ''{becomes hostile}'' Oh, it's just Strong Bad.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do you have any fruit to declare?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What brand of idiocy have I stumbled upon here?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the Free People's Republic of Marzistar. A hostile territory.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to Homezipan!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{turns towards Homestar}'' Homestar, we've talked about this. It's Marzistar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, seriously. Do you have any fruit to declare?

==Coach Z==
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The war's over, Coach Z. You can go back home now.
:'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I ''should'' go back to that musty gym. Instead of out here in a nice garden... ''{starts speaking obsessively}'' ...behind Marzipan's house... where I can watch her... always...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wittingly}'' Congratulations, Coach. I just spent the last few hours carrying my brother's internal organs in a jar, and you still managed to top that on the creepy scale.

==Homsar==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna keep a cool head in battle, Homsar?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That'll work too.

==Mailbox==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if Marzipan ever got that stink bomb I sent to... ''{searches mailbox}'' ...ooh even better! Page 2 of my Algebros instruction manual! This one details the icy-hot "Polar Coordinates Attack" move.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{checks mailbox}'' No mail for Marzistar.

==Memorial==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Frank Benedetto. Fell in service to his country during the first battle of Strong Badia." ''{turns to the camera}'' Even though we were on different sides of that conflict, that soldier had real butter. ''{almost chokes}'' Gotta respect that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Frank Benedetto. Fell in service to his country during the first battle of Strong Badia."

==Onion Patch==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This land looks bountiful, but if onions are Marzistar's only crop, I'm not signing up to be their Breath Smell Ambassador.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Once Strong Badia takes over, these onions will be cleverly chopped and deep fried into the shape of blossoming flowers!
===Metal Detector → right side of the Onion Patch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a flag}'' A souvenir flag from the People's Republic of Marzistar. ''{unsurprisingly}'' Let me guess: it bio-degrades into an eco-friendly fertiliser.

==Pom Pom==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Got any cool combo moves you could teach the troops, Pom Pom?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles conversationally}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{shocked}'' The 12-point exploding rooster technique? That's probably overkill for the Of Town. I just wanna underkill him.

==Strong Mad==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, good ol' Lugnut and Squeak, reunited under the flag of Strong Badia.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{hugs The Cheat harshly}'' I MISSED YOU SO!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{struggling to breathe}'' Mzzzzmmmememmmemeehhhh...
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' War's over, Strong Mad. You can go home now.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' REFUGEE!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No really, Strong Mad. You can go back home.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' SUPPORT THE WAR VETERANS!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sigh}'' He'll find his way back home eventually.

==Strong Sad==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, Dump-tenant. Ready to be the battle's first casualty?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' You hush! I'm here to provide moral morale for the troops!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I guess you DO make everyone else look leaner and meaner by comparison.

==Tony Stony==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Tony Stony? What are you doing out here? Wouldn't you be more comfortable in the tight waistband of my inventory? ''{takes it out from the Model UN}''

==Model UN/Draft Wheel==

===Model UN===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Marzi-pain's folky (i.e. crappily made) arts and crafts display.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, the lands will be united, all right. Under my iron fist! Err, my cotton-padded fist! My cot-TON padded fist.

====Bleak House display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All the greatest achievements of Strong Sad's country: twenty-sided dice and cunningly-designed dungeons. He gets beaten up at least five times a day, and it's STILL not enough.

====Empty display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Some would say the Strong Badian display is "empty." I say it's "minimalist."

====Country display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing in Strong Mad's display but some wadded-up paper and...the handle of a mug he tried to make in pottery class.

====Coachnya display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the display for Coachnya, and that means three things: Ointment, ointment and more ointment!

====Poopslavakia display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A...contribution...from Poopslavakia. Yeah, I'm not going anywhere near that one.

====Consessionstan display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The display from Bubs' Consessionstantinople. Looks like a half-eaten chicken wing.

====Pompomerania display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From Pompomerania, a half-empty can of Bull Honkey Caffeinergy Sauce.

====Homsar Reservation display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And from the Homsar people... a jar of cocktail onions wearing a top hat.

====Tony Stony → any display====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' From the country of Country, a giant rock I've been impossibly keeping in my pants. ''{places Tony in the specified display}'' A ha, the balance of power has shifted!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{places Tony in the specified display}'' A ha, the balance of power has shifted!

====Lighter → Model UN====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I would love to set that thing on fire, but I got a feeling I'm going to need it.
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sets it on fire}'' FINALLY, this thing is flammable. I've been waiting forever to do that.

===Draft Wheel===
'''First time only'''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's right, folks. ''{The model UN spins around to reveal a large spinning wheel and a sign labelled "Peace Draft" appears from above".}'' Once again it's time for the peace draft! Homestar, tell the crowd what fabulous prizes today's winner will walk home with!

''{The view cuts over to a corner of the garden closer to the castle. Homestar has quickly shifted to this location.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Homestar, grand prize is an all-expenses-paid trip to the Castle and a meeting with the King of Town!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{arrives back into the garden}'' Homestar, are you building an army without my permission?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{now back in front of the spinning wheel}'' Nothing, Marzipan! Just my regular old brand of nothing!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hastily}'' Quick! Just spin the wheel!
:{{short hr}}
'''Each time thereafter'''
''{The draft wheel sets itself up as Homestar speaks.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And welcome back to Homezipan's Peacetime Draftstravaganza! Let's see who's today's lucky winner.

====If the wheel selects anyone other than Coach Z====
''{The draft wheel spins around so that the Model UN faces the screen, and the Peace Draft sign is pulled back up.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, the draft didn't work, Strong Bad. Only one thing left to do: Clone an army of mutant super-soldiers.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, Homestar, we... ''{quickly taken by surprise}'' Wait. That was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?
:{{short hr}}
''{The Model UN reforms.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No go, Stro Bro.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disappointed}'' Ahhh. Keep trying.

====Draft Wheel → Hank "the Tank" Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hank "the Tank" Benedetto? Man, these benedettos are really hoggin' the wheel. Sorry, Hank. We need you on the home front, keepin' the rations fresh.

====Draft Wheel → Little Johnny Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nooo! Little Johnny Benedetto! You always wanted to be like your brother Frank. Well I'm not gonna let you DIE like Frank! The tragedy ends here!

====Draft Wheel → Marty Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marty Benedetto. Fortunately, he's ineligible. He's been classified 4H.

====Draft Wheel → Ramon Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ramon Benedetto? No more! I can't look into Mrs. Benedetto's eyes again and tell her her boy's not coming back home!

====Draft Wheel → Tom Benedetto====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Tom Benedetto? Noooo! Hasn't that family suffered enough?

====Draft Wheel → Li'l Brudder====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Li'l Brudder! ''{starts crying}'' Ohhhh, Li'l Brudder! Why? Why is the world so hard on all the little one-legged creatures?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Li'l Brudder}'' Put me in the front lines, sarge! I'm gonna be a four-star general some day!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sobs}'' Nooooooo! Why did I even put that on the board?

====Draft Wheel → Homestar Runner====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner! I believe the winner is right here in our studio?

''{Change camera angle. Homestar's in the same place but his expression has changed.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' I can't make me serve, fascist!

''{Camera angle is changed again, with Homestar's mood changing as well.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh, looks like we got us an artful draft dodger, ladies and gentlemen!

''{Cue another change of camera angle and another change of expression.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bitterly}'' No war! No war! What are all y'alls fightin' for?

''{Cue another change of camera angle. Homestar retains his angry expression this time.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' WHAT is my major malfunction, private?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Homestar, you can't draft yourself.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Really? I wish I'd known before I signed up for this chicken outfit. Never mind. Bwa-kawk!

====Draft Wheel → Coach Z====
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And the lucky winner is... Coach Z!

''{The camera focuses in on Coach Z, holding a sign saying "Coachnya Loves Peace", with symbols being represented for the final two words.}''

:'''COACH Z:''' ''{surprised}'' Really?!? I've never won anything before in my life! ''{throws away the sign and walks towards Homestar}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Recruit, are you willing to put your life and some cool camos on the line to defend my country?
:'''COACH Z:''' I think they've all overbid! One dollar! One dollar!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{satisfied}'' Close enough.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome to the Homestarmy, soldier!

==Homestar Runner==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey. Homestar.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Another loyal subject of Homezipan!

'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing here, Homestar? I thought you and Marzipinhead broke up.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She said she'd take me back if I figure out how to get rid of this stupid draft wheel.

'''During extended play, after the Model UN is set on fire'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hanging out in the back yard, knocking back a few Cold Ones in front of a roaring draft wheel. It doesn't get any better than this.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You said it, bro. We are bros now, right?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

===Homestar Runner → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You look like someone who wants to unwillingly join a growing Empire.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're like some type mind-reader! Where do I sign?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{glares at Homestar}'' Homestar...
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Right. ''{disappointed}'' I apologize, good ambassador, but my treaty signings and bathroom privileges have been revoked.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Homestar. Strong Badia's where all the cool people are.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{excited}'' Cool people are my favorite kind of people! They know all the latest fads! But... ''{disappointed}'' uh... we're happy with our independence.

===Homestar Runner → Marzipan===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna let some GIRL tell you how to run your country? I thought we were bros!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought we were bros!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry man. I know it looks like I'm the brains of this outfit, but my lady friend's got a good head on her shoulders.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... Nothing about that last thing you said was true.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet Marzipan would like it if you showed a little gumption and mae your ''own'' bad decisions.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't know about that, I'd better go ask her first.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{agitated}'' Groan. Never mind.

===Homestar Runner → No King of Town===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aren't you tired of that The Of Town cramping your style?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed}'' Oh, you got THAT right! I don't like the way his castle sits up there, undressing me with its eyes.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you gonna do when they INVADE?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shocked}'' Invade Homezipan? Call the militia! This is not a drill, people!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you even HAVE a militia?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Holy crap, we're defeneseless! ''{stubbornly}'' That settles it: I'm getting the band back together! I'm bringing back the Homestarmy!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' What was that?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gently}'' Uh... I said I'm bringing back the Peaceful Homezipan Gentle Flower-Planting Brigade, dear.

===Homestar Runner → Homestarmy===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you need for the Homestarmy, to help me take on The Of Town?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stubbornly}'' We're gonna need soldiers! Lots o' soldiers. Ol' Tofu-and-Sprouts over there abolished the draft. And we lost too many god men in the last war.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How many soldiers is "lots o'" soldiers?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Exactly five.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How did you know you-
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupts}'' A colonel ''{pronounced exactly as it's written}'' knows these things.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' NOW do you have enough soldiers for the Homestarmy?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a negatory. The peace draft is our only hope. I'm pository about that!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's the state of the Homestarmy?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Does that look like five soldiers to you, private? We could use some more Strong Badian allies to thicken up our watery ranks.

===Homestar Runner → Draft Wheel===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why don't you re-instate the draft?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a great idea!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You should run that draft again, before it's too late.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{worried}'' We may already BE too late!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Run the draft again.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay!

''{The Draft Wheel gets used after any of these above responses.}''

==Marzipan==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hola, Marzip0wned ''{pronounced Marzi-puh-owned}''. Or however you pronounce that.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' What is it, Strong Bad? I've got an awful lot of queening to do.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You and Strong Sad both.

===Marzipan → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I want you two to join the Strong Badian Empire. And by "want", I mean "not want", but I can already tell I'm not getting through this place until you guys join up.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' No way, Pinochet. Marzistar is a peaceful nation.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw come on. ''{in a seducive voice tone}'' No nation can resist the roguish charm of Strong Badia's most charming rogue.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ewww, gross. Marzistar is doing just fine, thanks. We're not trying to take over the world, just make it better.

===Marzipan → No King of Town===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't like The Of Town! I heard you say so! Don't you need protection, with his castle looming overhead so ominously?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' We've got a peace treaty with the Municipality. And that means one thing: You will never pass through Marzistar to attack the King of Town!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't come cryin' to Strong Badia when The Of Town sends in the Poops...
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's like I already told you, Strong Bad: You will never pass through Marzistar to attack the King of Town!

===Marzipan → Homestar Runner===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I bet King Homestar really wants to join Strong Badia and take on the castle...
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, but in about five minutes, King Homestar could really want to join an All-Squirrel Football League.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You do have a point there.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Put me in, coach! We can BEAT those chipmunks!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What if Homestar MADE you join Strong Badia?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar can't MAKE this country do anything. We're completely equal co-rulers of Marzistar. And what I say goes.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As King, can't Homestar have you beheaded or be-whatever-that-thing-is-ded?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{hostile}'' He's lucky I don't have HIM executed, the way he invites all his friends over and crashes up the place. ''{quickly becomes calm}'' I mean... we have had some disagreements on domestic and foreign policy.

===Marzipan → Model UN===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What's with the crappy science fair project?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That's my model United Nations! It's a testament to peace, equality, and sharing between all nations of the world. Even yours.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{disgusted}'' Equality and sharing? Barf! That sounds vaguely... communistic.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{happily}'' Thanks! I know! I'm collecting treasures from all the developed countries, plus Coachnya, to go in the displays. All to say: "This is what we can do when we work together."
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think I might want to break or break wind on your so-called "united nations".
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Well... you can put a national treasure in the Strong Badian display, if you want. Just don't touch the others.

==After the Homestarmy obtains its required five soldiers==

:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I told you I don't like you having all your friends over, to watch the game and plan paramilitary operations, without asking me first.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you granola bars are all the same! Except for the ones with chocolate chips!

''{Marzipan, obviously, doesn't look amused. When the camera switches back to Homestar, he is now shown in his Homestarmy outfit.}''

:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You enjoy your freedom to not wash your hair, and play hackey sack, but aren't willing to put an orange bowl on your head, and wave a spoon around!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{very annoyed}'' Okay, that is it, Homestar. We are THROUGH.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Good!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Fine!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Better! Your side is East Marzistar, and my side is East Homezipan! Midway along the border we'll set up Checkpoint The Cheat.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Why don't you just make your own country at your house?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way! There's a squirrel in the attic, that I sometimes think it's a spooky ghost!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walks off}'' Whatever!
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, maggots! Aten... HUT!

''{The camera pans around to show all the recruited members for the Homestarmy - Coach Z, Pom Pom, Homsar, Strong Sad and Strong Mad.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' You call this a Homestarmy? Somebody's going to have to whip these wastes of panty-waists into shape.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Take it away, Your Dryness! Just lemme know when you want to start attacking the castle!

===Prep Talk===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Has anyone seen my contact lens?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No retreat! No surrender! Double impact! Timecop!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, men. It's time to put up or shut up. Actually, just shut up.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We've got to hit him where all old people are the weakest: right in the paunch.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This, men, will be our finest hour. (Ugh, I hope this doesn't take an hour.)
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Of Town's forces are mightier than his monthly Danish bill.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We must strike the castle with back alley surgical precision.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you want to die a hero, or live as a dead hoagie?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They will be expecting a well-organized and disciplined invasion force. So... we'll have surprise on our side.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The castle's defences are weakest in its tastebuds and its... ''{flinches}'' ...uvula.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shrieking and crying are perfectly acceptable responses to an attack.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The first thing you'll notice about The Of Town is that he smells like fresh-baked breads. Do not be fooled!

===Prep talk → Coach Z===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do I make myself clear?
:'''COACH Z:''' Sore, yes sore!

===Prep talk → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Am I BORING you, private?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles attentively}''

===Prep talk → Homsar===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have something to share with the rest of the class?
:'''HOMSAR:''' Daaaahhhh, I'm the local Leroy!

===Prep talk → Strong Sad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you WANT to die, soldier?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{ponders}'' Hmmm... well...

===Prep talk → Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shape up, private!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{upset}'' SORRY SIR! ''{straightens himself up}''

===Prep talk → Homestar Runner===
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You ready to take on the Of Town, chief? ''{pronounced as it's written}''

====Homestar Runner → No King of Town====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, these clowns still need to be toughened up.

====Homestar Runner → The King of Town====
'''This scene can also be seen by getting all five Homestarmy members at attention.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' On to the castle! Death to the Of Town!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ATTACK!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{determined The Cheat noises}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles confidently}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating gunfire}'' Ptoo! Ptoo!
:'''COACH Z:''' Vive le Revelation!

''{Everyone goes over the fence and runs towards the Castle, with Strong Bad leading the group. Eventually, the charge comes to a freeze frame, before it transforms itself into a slightly grayed poster with the remark "Believe in YOURSELF" written on it. The player is taken to the Castle at this point.}''

==Fake Sword==

===Fake Sword → Strong Mad===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dubs Strong Mad with sword} I dub thee, Sir Huge Wall Von Big Guy!
:'''STRONG MAD:''' I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD!

===Fake Sword &rarr' Coach Z===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I dub thee... Coach Zed, Lord High Protector of Butt-Pattery.

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)

SplashUru1 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:06:19 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Fake Sword → Pom Pom= */

[[Image:Sbcg4ap_pompomerania.PNG|thumb|"Glowy rumpshaker comin' through!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==When arriving for the first time==

''{The screen fades in to show Pom Pom standing underneath a katana horizonally held onto the wall.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pompomerania: exotic land of enchantment! ''{zoom on the DJ booth}'' Mystery! ''{zoom on the Cold Ones Dry display}'' And ladies' drinks specials ''{zoom on two shelves of multi-colored bottles}'' on Tuesday nights!

''{Strong Bad arrives inside the building through a small door.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I quickly made my way to a trendy pwawty cloughb in the nation's capital... ''{turns towards the camera}'' (a trendy pwawty cloughb)... ''{walks towards the bar, voiceover resumes}'' ...for a summit with their pop-o-matic prime minister.

''{The camera slightly pans to show Bubs tending the bar.}''

:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Bubs?!? You're the leader of Pompomerania?
:'''BUBS:''' Heck, no! I'm just tending bar and doing some occasional translational work. And I'm definitely not embezzling thousands in cash from the club!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How sweet of you.

==Bubs==

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing in Pompomerania, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, I was stationed here after the war and fell in love with the place.

===Bubs → Strong Badia===

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Say barkeep, got any tips on how I can get Pom Pom to join my evil empire?
:'''BUBS:''' You're gonna have to impress him first, and that ain't gonna be easy. His Royal Coolness Shogun Pom Pom has taste, class, style and panache. All out the royal wazoo.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eww. Sounds painful. So what I gotta do? Out-cool him? Out cool... gulp... his wazoo?
:'''BUBS:''' Not while I'm bartending! No, the way to impress the shogun is to look cool on the dance floor.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That'll be easy! I look cool on all types of floors! And I can dance like a robot programmed to dance like a good-dancing human!
:'''BUBS:''' Well, good luck. But I'll tell ya, it'll take more than just dancin' out there. I don't care what type-a robot you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, Bubs, gimme the secret to Pom Pom domination. Or Pomination as I like to --
:'''BUBS:''' ''{interrupts}'' I already told ya, ya gotta bust some styles out on the dance floor and look cool doin' it. Then you might impress Shogun Pom Pom.

===Bubs → Cocktail===

'''First time only'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me one of those obscenely overpriced drinks, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' What'll it be?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Which one tastes the best?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{agitated}'' Taste? It's not about TASTE! Son, you're in Pompomerania now! Where being cool is all about holding the right drink. So which is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me one of those obscenely overpriced drinks, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' What'll it be?

====Bubs → Cold One====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme a tall, frosty Cold One.
:'''BUBS:''' This is a classy place, Strong Bad. We only serve Cold Ones Extra Stout Black. ''{gets out the drink}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ten pounds of wheat in every bottle!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme a tall, frosty Cold One.
:'''BUBS:''' Comin' right up! ''{gets out the drink}''

====Bubs → Bull Honkey====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How about a thin, overpriced can of Bull Honkey?
:'''BUBS:''' One energy cause coming right up! ''{gets out the drink}'' That takes me back. I remember when people thought it was cool to order Bull Honkey.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A can of Bull Honkey, Bubs. And make it special.
:'''BUBS:''' One energy sauce coming right up! ''{gets out the drink, with no changes from the first Bull Honkey given}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THAT'S special? You could at least put a little umbrella or flag in it.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, all right. ''{gives Strong Bad a souveneir flag for Pompomerania}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How about a thin, overpriced can of Bull Honkey?
:'''BUBS:''' One energy cause coming right up! ''{gets out the drink}''

====Bubs → Glowing Drink====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I want the most expensive, glowinest drink you've got.
:'''BUBS:''' A-ha! I've got just the thing. ''{gets out the drink}'' The Atom-Smasher Guarana Blast. A personal favorite of the shogun!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me another one of those glowy drinks.
:'''BUBS:''' Here ya go! ''{gets the drink out}''

===Bubs → Dancing Strong Bad Silhouette===

:'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta give me some pointers on how to dance cool, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' Cool dancin' can't be taught, Strong Bad, but it can be bought!

===Glowsticks → Bubs===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, man. Bubs isn't part of the glowstick generation. He's more part of the "oohwa oohwa" ''{emphasized in a gruff, high-pitched voice}'' generation.

==Bull Honkey==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bull Honkey Caffinergy Sauce. ''{takes it}'' The thin can energy drink for people so cool they don't NEED to use their eyelids!
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faces Pom Pom}'' Bull Honkey?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bored bubble noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Two years ago? Caffinergy sauce NEVER goes out of style! ''{tosses the can behind him}''
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps onto the dance floor}'' Step aside, pwawty pweople. Strong Bad's all up in this coffee mug. ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Those moves were fresh-baked this morning! ''{throws the can behind him}''
:{{short hr}}
'''If Pompomerania has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bull Honkey Caffinergy Sauce. ''{takes it}''

==Cold One Stout==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cold Ones Extra Stout Black. ''{takes it}'' So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid.
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Building a powerful empire builds up a powerful thirst. ''{quickly drinks it and throws the empty bottle behind him}''
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps onto the dance floor}'' Step aside, pwawty pweople. Strong Bad's all up in this coffee mug. ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Those moves were fresh-baked this morning! ''{throws the bottle behind him}''

==Glowing Drink==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Atom-Smasher Guarana Blast. ''{takes it and faces the camera}'' This weekend, treat yourself to something chemically unstable. ''{speaks hastily}'' Please drink irresponsibly.
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out! Nothing that glows like this can't NOT be cool!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bored bubble noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you think I'm a poser? Whatever, man. I was over these NORMAL glowy drinks years ago. I was just... uh... ''{throws the glass behind his back}'' ...showing you how much it sucked.
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walks onto the dancefloor}'' Hang on, glowy rumpshaker comin' through. ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw come on, that was the righteoustest! ''{tosses the glass behind him}''
:'''BUBS:''' Come on, wrestle man! You're not gonna form any alliances with a plain ol' glowy drink like that!
===Glowsticks → Glowing Drink===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the glowsticks into the drink, making it glow a neon green color}'' Now we're talking! I bet you can see this thing from space! ''{looks up}'' Hey astronauts, throw me down some freeze-dried ice cream! And none of that Neapolitan crap!

==Brightly Glowing Drink==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{takes it}'' Whoa! Now I can separate the strobe light honies from the actual hot girls... and probably blind a few in the process!
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Sup, Pom Pom. What're you drinking? Cool, cool. But can it do... THIS?
''{The drink flashes brightly as Strong Bad dances all around the club - first on the table next to Pom Pom, then on top of the bar counter, then flying under the sword holder, and finally around the dance floor.}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Kinda falls flat with no music. I was hoping the drink might supply its own soundtrack. Guess not. ''{drinks it and tosses the glass behind him}''
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Pom Pom, prepare to be blinded by awesomosity.
''{Strong Bad holds the drink in the air, which glows brightly and lifts him into the air; Pom Pom stares at him, mesmerised by his actions.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squinting his eyes}'' MEH!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{squinting his eyes}'' Now that's what I call an entrance!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles excitedly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, you'll join Strong Badia? But I didn't even get a chance to show off my moves...
:'''BUBS:''' Quit while you're ahead!

''{Old timey music is heard as the screen focuses on the map, with Pompomerania now turning red.}''

:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Pompomerania, jewel of the east! And now that jewel's in Strong Bad's crown, as he's bounced into their heathen land and showed them how our boys do things back home! From here, Strong Bad can set his sights on ALL the free nations of the world! Maybe we should all start brushing up on our "awesome"!

==Sign==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That must've come from one seriously Strong Mad-sized bottle of Cold Ones Dry!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Coldonesdry: the study, diagnosis and prevention of disorders of the Coldones.

==Box of Glow Sticks==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are the glow sticks that The Cheat gives out when he's spinning at the cloughb. ''{takes one}'' For years I thought these were those waxy soda bottle candies. Then my doctor told me my stomach had a half-life of 302!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are the glow sticks that The Cheat gives out when he's spinning at the cloughb. ''{takes one}''
:{{short hr}}
'''If there already is a set of glowsticks in the inventory'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' For years I thought these were those waxy soda bottle candies. Then my doctor told me my stomach had a half-life of 302!

==Box==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks under it}'' Page 4 of my Algebros instruction manual! This one unlocks the mysteries of the "divide by zero" move!

==Bottles==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Say, Bubs. Can you do any cool tricks with these bwattles?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{angrily}'' You mean like smash one over the counter and stab a guy with it just for asking me dumb questions?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I meant like... juggle.
:{{short hr}}
'''After Bubs leaves the club'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not so intriguing.

==Dance Floor==
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I supposed to bust moves if nobody's busting any grooves?
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faces Pom Pom}'' Hey, Shogun, you look a little vanilla, how's about a little FLAVA!! ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''BUBS:''' No fuzzy dice, Strong Bad. The shogun thinks you look too... empty handed.

==DJ Booth==
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't even know if a country without a DJ is even WORTH taking over.
:{{short hr}}
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' DJ Teh Cheat's working the extended trance remix of "The Geddup Noise". It lasts 16 hours!
:{{short hr}}
'''After Pompomerania has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ready to lay down some dope beats, DJ Teh Cheat?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh!

==The Cheat==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ready to lay down some dope beats, DJ Teh Cheat?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh!
===Glowsticks → The Cheat===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat doesn't need this thing, he's got a stockpile of 'em.
===Lighter → The Cheat===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't do the lighter hold-up for dance music! That's for arena rock ONLY.

== Pom Pom ==
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's "Emperor" Strong Bad to you. But let's cut to the chase. Your glowy, LED-infused nightlife and cooler cell phones amuse me. We should discuss an alliance.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not cool enough?! You gotta be kidding! Before I became Emperor, I served three terms as the Malarquee of Cool!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''BUBS:''' You're gonna have to back up them fancy words with fancier actions if you wanna impress the shogun.
:{{short hr}}
'''After annexing Pompomerania'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom, I want you to be the style advisor for my new empire. Not that I need one, but you market well to the valuable 7-36 demographic.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I don't need ANY help with the ladies. Unless you know some. Do you?
:{{short hr}}
'''During Extended Play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work helping me win the war back there, Pom Pom.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily}''
===Pom Pom → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, fine. I'll let you join Strong Badia, just stop begging.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles with agitation}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I accept your gracious... NO STYLE?!! I'm an erupting volcano of style! Laying waste to the unstylish villagers below! And I can prove it! Uh... any ideas on how I can prove it?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles seriously}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dance? That's all I gotta do? Shake my sweet shining can?
:'''BUBS:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. It's gonna take more than a shiny butt to impress the shogun!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{agitated}'' Do I have to dance? I just wanna get through to the next country. Couldn't you just give me a right of passage? Or a work visa? Or a green card? You don't want to get married, do ya?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Aw man! Politicking is ticking me off!

===Pom Pom → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are some of Pompomerania's chief exports?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles conversationally}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's pretty cool. I love those. What else?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dang! Seriously? With the red tips and everything?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' ...whoa! Is that even legal? Or ethnical? Or... physically possible without the use of time travel?
:'''BUBS:''' You shoulda seen 'em before the United Nations got involved!
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What were you doing the whole time I was in the castle battling the butter-thirsty revolutionaries?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles conversationally}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Top secret yellow-and-orange-op espionage tactical action strategy?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, man, that's hardcore! I take back eight of the 15 nasty things I said about you.

===Pom Pom → Cocktail===
'''This can only be seen if Bubs has left the club.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to Bubs the barkeep?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' DJ Teh Cheat put on a Two-o Duo record? And then Bubs got angry and stormed out of the cloughb?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry. I'll stop repeating everything you say.

===Fake Sword → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretends to knight Pom Pom}'' I dub thee... Sir Bubbles.

===Glowsticks → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, Pom Pom! Pretty cool, huh?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I shoulda known he wouldn't be impressed by early 90s parlor tricks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom's not impressed by early 90s parlor tricks.

===Katana → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Violence is usually the answer, but the last time I tried to attack Pom Pom, he combo-moved me into next week.
===Lighter → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I'm not sure what Pom Pom's filled with. He might go all Hindenburg on us.

==Kimono==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Apparently Pom Pom buys his dresses at the Big & Round Mens Shop.
===Lighter → Kimono===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{burns the kimono and turns to the camera}'' The Flaming Kimonos. Sounds like one of those messy-haired Strong Sad bands.

==Samurai Sword==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, it's a razor-sharp, decorative samurai sword. I bet that thing could julienne a phone book into a tin can!
''{Strong Bad tries to take it, but Pom Pom angrily bubbles at him for attempting to do so.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't just take that samurai sword without Pom Pom noticing.
===Fake Sword → Samurai Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Strong Bad moves like the stinky breeze. ''{swaps the two swords around}'' By the time you smell it, he's already gone.

===Glowsticks → Samurai Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Glowing swords USED to be cool, until SOMEONE ruined my childhood.

==Fake Sword==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the dull fake sword Strong Sad uses for his... shudder... live-action role playing.
===Katana → Fake Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swaps both swords around}'' The stinky breeze strikes once again... ever silent, ever deadly.
===Pom Pom → Fake Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{takes sword and dubs Pom Pom}'' I dub thee, Sir Bubbles!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{makes bubbling noises}

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)

SplashUru1 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:05:06 GMT

SplashUru1: /* Fake Sword */

[[Image:Sbcg4ap_pompomerania.PNG|thumb|"Glowy rumpshaker comin' through!"]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==When arriving for the first time==

''{The screen fades in to show Pom Pom standing underneath a katana horizonally held onto the wall.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pompomerania: exotic land of enchantment! ''{zoom on the DJ booth}'' Mystery! ''{zoom on the Cold Ones Dry display}'' And ladies' drinks specials ''{zoom on two shelves of multi-colored bottles}'' on Tuesday nights!

''{Strong Bad arrives inside the building through a small door.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I quickly made my way to a trendy pwawty cloughb in the nation's capital... ''{turns towards the camera}'' (a trendy pwawty cloughb)... ''{walks towards the bar, voiceover resumes}'' ...for a summit with their pop-o-matic prime minister.

''{The camera slightly pans to show Bubs tending the bar.}''

:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Bubs?!? You're the leader of Pompomerania?
:'''BUBS:''' Heck, no! I'm just tending bar and doing some occasional translational work. And I'm definitely not embezzling thousands in cash from the club!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How sweet of you.

==Bubs==

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you doing in Pompomerania, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, I was stationed here after the war and fell in love with the place.

===Bubs → Strong Badia===

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Say barkeep, got any tips on how I can get Pom Pom to join my evil empire?
:'''BUBS:''' You're gonna have to impress him first, and that ain't gonna be easy. His Royal Coolness Shogun Pom Pom has taste, class, style and panache. All out the royal wazoo.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eww. Sounds painful. So what I gotta do? Out-cool him? Out cool... gulp... his wazoo?
:'''BUBS:''' Not while I'm bartending! No, the way to impress the shogun is to look cool on the dance floor.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That'll be easy! I look cool on all types of floors! And I can dance like a robot programmed to dance like a good-dancing human!
:'''BUBS:''' Well, good luck. But I'll tell ya, it'll take more than just dancin' out there. I don't care what type-a robot you are.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' C'mon, Bubs, gimme the secret to Pom Pom domination. Or Pomination as I like to --
:'''BUBS:''' ''{interrupts}'' I already told ya, ya gotta bust some styles out on the dance floor and look cool doin' it. Then you might impress Shogun Pom Pom.

===Bubs → Cocktail===

'''First time only'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me one of those obscenely overpriced drinks, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' What'll it be?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Which one tastes the best?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{agitated}'' Taste? It's not about TASTE! Son, you're in Pompomerania now! Where being cool is all about holding the right drink. So which is it?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me one of those obscenely overpriced drinks, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' What'll it be?

====Bubs → Cold One====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme a tall, frosty Cold One.
:'''BUBS:''' This is a classy place, Strong Bad. We only serve Cold Ones Extra Stout Black. ''{gets out the drink}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ten pounds of wheat in every bottle!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme a tall, frosty Cold One.
:'''BUBS:''' Comin' right up! ''{gets out the drink}''

====Bubs → Bull Honkey====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How about a thin, overpriced can of Bull Honkey?
:'''BUBS:''' One energy cause coming right up! ''{gets out the drink}'' That takes me back. I remember when people thought it was cool to order Bull Honkey.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A can of Bull Honkey, Bubs. And make it special.
:'''BUBS:''' One energy sauce coming right up! ''{gets out the drink, with no changes from the first Bull Honkey given}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THAT'S special? You could at least put a little umbrella or flag in it.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, all right. ''{gives Strong Bad a souveneir flag for Pompomerania}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How about a thin, overpriced can of Bull Honkey?
:'''BUBS:''' One energy cause coming right up! ''{gets out the drink}''

====Bubs → Glowing Drink====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I want the most expensive, glowinest drink you've got.
:'''BUBS:''' A-ha! I've got just the thing. ''{gets out the drink}'' The Atom-Smasher Guarana Blast. A personal favorite of the shogun!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Give me another one of those glowy drinks.
:'''BUBS:''' Here ya go! ''{gets the drink out}''

===Bubs → Dancing Strong Bad Silhouette===

:'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta give me some pointers on how to dance cool, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' Cool dancin' can't be taught, Strong Bad, but it can be bought!

===Glowsticks → Bubs===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Naw, man. Bubs isn't part of the glowstick generation. He's more part of the "oohwa oohwa" ''{emphasized in a gruff, high-pitched voice}'' generation.

==Bull Honkey==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bull Honkey Caffinergy Sauce. ''{takes it}'' The thin can energy drink for people so cool they don't NEED to use their eyelids!
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faces Pom Pom}'' Bull Honkey?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bored bubble noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Two years ago? Caffinergy sauce NEVER goes out of style! ''{tosses the can behind him}''
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps onto the dance floor}'' Step aside, pwawty pweople. Strong Bad's all up in this coffee mug. ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Those moves were fresh-baked this morning! ''{throws the can behind him}''
:{{short hr}}
'''If Pompomerania has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bull Honkey Caffinergy Sauce. ''{takes it}''

==Cold One Stout==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cold Ones Extra Stout Black. ''{takes it}'' So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid.
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Building a powerful empire builds up a powerful thirst. ''{quickly drinks it and throws the empty bottle behind him}''
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps onto the dance floor}'' Step aside, pwawty pweople. Strong Bad's all up in this coffee mug. ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Those moves were fresh-baked this morning! ''{throws the bottle behind him}''

==Glowing Drink==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Atom-Smasher Guarana Blast. ''{takes it and faces the camera}'' This weekend, treat yourself to something chemically unstable. ''{speaks hastily}'' Please drink irresponsibly.
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out! Nothing that glows like this can't NOT be cool!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bored bubble noises}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you think I'm a poser? Whatever, man. I was over these NORMAL glowy drinks years ago. I was just... uh... ''{throws the glass behind his back}'' ...showing you how much it sucked.
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walks onto the dancefloor}'' Hang on, glowy rumpshaker comin' through. ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw come on, that was the righteoustest! ''{tosses the glass behind him}''
:'''BUBS:''' Come on, wrestle man! You're not gonna form any alliances with a plain ol' glowy drink like that!
===Glowsticks → Glowing Drink===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the glowsticks into the drink, making it glow a neon green color}'' Now we're talking! I bet you can see this thing from space! ''{looks up}'' Hey astronauts, throw me down some freeze-dried ice cream! And none of that Neapolitan crap!

==Brightly Glowing Drink==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{takes it}'' Whoa! Now I can separate the strobe light honies from the actual hot girls... and probably blind a few in the process!
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' 'Sup, Pom Pom. What're you drinking? Cool, cool. But can it do... THIS?
''{The drink flashes brightly as Strong Bad dances all around the club - first on the table next to Pom Pom, then on top of the bar counter, then flying under the sword holder, and finally around the dance floor.}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Kinda falls flat with no music. I was hoping the drink might supply its own soundtrack. Guess not. ''{drinks it and tosses the glass behind him}''
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Pom Pom, prepare to be blinded by awesomosity.
''{Strong Bad holds the drink in the air, which glows brightly and lifts him into the air; Pom Pom stares at him, mesmerised by his actions.}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squinting his eyes}'' MEH!
:'''BUBS:''' ''{squinting his eyes}'' Now that's what I call an entrance!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles excitedly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, you'll join Strong Badia? But I didn't even get a chance to show off my moves...
:'''BUBS:''' Quit while you're ahead!

''{Old timey music is heard as the screen focuses on the map, with Pompomerania now turning red.}''

:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Pompomerania, jewel of the east! And now that jewel's in Strong Bad's crown, as he's bounced into their heathen land and showed them how our boys do things back home! From here, Strong Bad can set his sights on ALL the free nations of the world! Maybe we should all start brushing up on our "awesome"!

==Sign==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That must've come from one seriously Strong Mad-sized bottle of Cold Ones Dry!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Coldonesdry: the study, diagnosis and prevention of disorders of the Coldones.

==Box of Glow Sticks==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are the glow sticks that The Cheat gives out when he's spinning at the cloughb. ''{takes one}'' For years I thought these were those waxy soda bottle candies. Then my doctor told me my stomach had a half-life of 302!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are the glow sticks that The Cheat gives out when he's spinning at the cloughb. ''{takes one}''
:{{short hr}}
'''If there already is a set of glowsticks in the inventory'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' For years I thought these were those waxy soda bottle candies. Then my doctor told me my stomach had a half-life of 302!

==Box==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks under it}'' Page 4 of my Algebros instruction manual! This one unlocks the mysteries of the "divide by zero" move!

==Bottles==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Say, Bubs. Can you do any cool tricks with these bwattles?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{angrily}'' You mean like smash one over the counter and stab a guy with it just for asking me dumb questions?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. I meant like... juggle.
:{{short hr}}
'''After Bubs leaves the club'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not so intriguing.

==Dance Floor==
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How am I supposed to bust moves if nobody's busting any grooves?
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faces Pom Pom}'' Hey, Shogun, you look a little vanilla, how's about a little FLAVA!! ''{dances}''
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''BUBS:''' No fuzzy dice, Strong Bad. The shogun thinks you look too... empty handed.

==DJ Booth==
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea hasn't been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, I don't even know if a country without a DJ is even WORTH taking over.
:{{short hr}}
'''If The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' DJ Teh Cheat's working the extended trance remix of "The Geddup Noise". It lasts 16 hours!
:{{short hr}}
'''After Pompomerania has been annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ready to lay down some dope beats, DJ Teh Cheat?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh!

==The Cheat==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ready to lay down some dope beats, DJ Teh Cheat?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh!
===Glowsticks → The Cheat===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat doesn't need this thing, he's got a stockpile of 'em.
===Lighter → The Cheat===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't do the lighter hold-up for dance music! That's for arena rock ONLY.

== Pom Pom ==
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's "Emperor" Strong Bad to you. But let's cut to the chase. Your glowy, LED-infused nightlife and cooler cell phones amuse me. We should discuss an alliance.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not cool enough?! You gotta be kidding! Before I became Emperor, I served three terms as the Malarquee of Cool!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles unamusingly}''
:'''BUBS:''' You're gonna have to back up them fancy words with fancier actions if you wanna impress the shogun.
:{{short hr}}
'''After annexing Pompomerania'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom, I want you to be the style advisor for my new empire. Not that I need one, but you market well to the valuable 7-36 demographic.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I don't need ANY help with the ladies. Unless you know some. Do you?
:{{short hr}}
'''During Extended Play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work helping me win the war back there, Pom Pom.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily}''
===Pom Pom → Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, fine. I'll let you join Strong Badia, just stop begging.
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles with agitation}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I accept your gracious... NO STYLE?!! I'm an erupting volcano of style! Laying waste to the unstylish villagers below! And I can prove it! Uh... any ideas on how I can prove it?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles seriously}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dance? That's all I gotta do? Shake my sweet shining can?
:'''BUBS:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. It's gonna take more than a shiny butt to impress the shogun!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{agitated}'' Do I have to dance? I just wanna get through to the next country. Couldn't you just give me a right of passage? Or a work visa? Or a green card? You don't want to get married, do ya?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Aw man! Politicking is ticking me off!

===Pom Pom → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are some of Pompomerania's chief exports?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles conversationally}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's pretty cool. I love those. What else?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dang! Seriously? With the red tips and everything?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' ...whoa! Is that even legal? Or ethnical? Or... physically possible without the use of time travel?
:'''BUBS:''' You shoulda seen 'em before the United Nations got involved!
:{{short hr}}
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What were you doing the whole time I was in the castle battling the butter-thirsty revolutionaries?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles conversationally}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Top secret yellow-and-orange-op espionage tactical action strategy?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, man, that's hardcore! I take back eight of the 15 nasty things I said about you.

===Pom Pom → Cocktail===
'''This can only be seen if Bubs has left the club.'''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' What happened to Bubs the barkeep?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' DJ Teh Cheat put on a Two-o Duo record? And then Bubs got angry and stormed out of the cloughb?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles angrily}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry. I'll stop repeating everything you say.

===Fake Sword → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{pretends to knight Pom Pom}'' I dub thee... Sir Bubbles.

===Glowsticks → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, Pom Pom! Pretty cool, huh?
:'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I shoulda known he wouldn't be impressed by early 90s parlor tricks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom's not impressed by early 90s parlor tricks.

===Katana → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Violence is usually the answer, but the last time I tried to attack Pom Pom, he combo-moved me into next week.
===Lighter → Pom Pom===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, I'm not sure what Pom Pom's filled with. He might go all Hindenburg on us.

==Kimono==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Apparently Pom Pom buys his dresses at the Big & Round Mens Shop.
===Lighter → Kimono===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{burns the kimono and turns to the camera}'' The Flaming Kimonos. Sounds like one of those messy-haired Strong Sad bands.

==Samurai Sword==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmmm, it's a razor-sharp, decorative samurai sword. I bet that thing could julienne a phone book into a tin can!
''{Strong Bad tries to take it, but Pom Pom angrily bubbles at him for attempting to do so.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't just take that samurai sword without Pom Pom noticing.
===Fake Sword → Samurai Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Strong Bad moves like the stinky breeze. ''{swaps the two swords around}'' By the time you smell it, he's already gone.

===Glowsticks → Samurai Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Glowing swords USED to be cool, until SOMEONE ruined my childhood.

==Fake Sword==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's the dull fake sword Strong Sad uses for his... shudder... live-action role playing.
===Katana → Fake Sword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{swaps both swords around}'' The stinky breeze strikes once again... ever silent, ever deadly.
=Fake Sword → Pom Pom==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{takes sword and dubs Pom Pom}'' I dub thee, Sir Bubbles!
:'''POM POM:''' ''{makes bubbling noises}

{{stub}}

{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Strong Badia the Free

SplashUru1 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:01:39 GMT

SplashUru1: /* PC Version */

{{cleanup}}
{{pn|Homestar Ruiner|Baddest of the Bands}}
[[Image:StrongBadiatheFreeLogo.png|thumb|The logo of Strong Badia the Free]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP 2 Protest.PNG|thumb|"We can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town."]]
'''Strong Badia The Free''' is the second episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB and was released on September 15, 2008 on both PC and WiiWare. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[The King of Town]] becomes tyranical and institutes an email tax, but [[Strong Bad]] is unable to pay so he is placed under house arrest with an exploding collar strapped around his neck. After Strong Bad escapes, he recruits more armies. The citizens of [[Free Country, USA]], along with [[Strong Badia]], band together to stop The King of Town.

A brief trailer for the game is included in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Bubs}}

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[House of the Brothers Strong|Bleak House]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]]
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The King of Town's Castle]] 
[[Homsar Reservation]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Country]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]]
|
[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concessionstantinople]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strong Badia/The Cheat and Tirerea]] 
[[The Gremlin|Frontzeatserland/Hatchbackistan]] 
[[Snap Shak|Snapshakland]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|50% Off Apple Pie Charts]] 
[[The Stick|Sticktenstein]] 
[[The Brick Wall|Union of Socialist Soviet Repubricks]] 
|}

== Preview Transcript ==
''{The screen shows "In the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and fades to Strong Bad walking in from the right. The backdrop is the Strong Badian Flag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town. Hence to forthwith, I shall only refer to him as the of Town. As of today, Strong Badia is its own, independent nation. Onward to Strong Badia, Strong Badia the Free!

''{Record scratch is heard and Homestar comes into view}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of this-

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Shut up. ''{Homestar becomes sad}''

''{The screen shows "STRONG BADIA the FREE" and a no sign is covering the Municipality logo. The screen then changes to "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: New episode every month!"}''

''{Strong Mad is seen behind a cutout of a tarantula holding a guitar with the Taranchula logo underneath, and a red spider cutout in one hand and blue spider cutout in another}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{waves blue cutout}'' ICE BREATH! ''{waves red cutout}'' FIRE BREATH!

''{On the Wii version, cuts to "Play it on Wiiware". On the PC version, cuts to "www.telltalegames.com"}''

== Inventory ==
*3-Ring Binder
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Clockwork Strong Bad Doll
*Fake Sword
*[[Glowstick]]
*Katana
*Paper Crown
*Pillow
*Pilot Wings
*Pottery Shard
*Power Strip
*Pretendix
*Quesos (Strong Badian currency)
*Red Towel
*Stuffing
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*[[Tony Stony]]
*Tuning Fork

== Ranks ==
#Neighborhood Watch Chief
#Hall Monitor
#Junior High Class Treasurer
#Deputy Mayor
#House Minority Whip
#President Elect
#El Jefe Mas Grande
#Chancellor of the 7 Realms
#Lord High Fantasticus
#Über-Pope (or Uber-Pope) ''{see [[Strong_Badia_the_Free#Wii_Version|glitches]] below}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Roi" is [[French]] for "King", thus explaining the pseudonym "Roy T."
*Strong Bad uses [[Wikipedia:Morse Code|Morse Code]] to communicate with the lighter.

===Trivia===
*On the PC version, costume items unlocked in Homestar Ruiner carry over to Strong Badia the Free (these must be unlocked, either by getting them in Homestar Ruiner, or by editing the [[Wikipedia:Windows Registry|Windows Registry]]). On the Wii version, the costumes are automatically unlocked, regardless of if you have the costumes on a Homestar Ruiner save file (or even if you don't have a Homestar Ruiner save file at all).
*When visiting the King of Town at his castle in the extended play mode of [[Homestar Ruiner]], he threatens to tax Strong Bad. Strong Bad responds with, "That sounds...ominous."
*The preview was added to the [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/nintendochannel Nintendo Channel] on September 15, 2008 under the title "Strong Bad Episode 2: {{PAGENAME}}"

===Goofs===
*Although a week passes in the game, the calendar always says the 13th.
*On the Wii Shop Channel download page in Europe, Videlectrix is misspelled as "Videoelectrix".

===Glitches===
*Sometimes Bubs will be stuck facing the black market door instead of the concession stand. As a result, the black market door will not open, and Bubs will be facing the wall when you try to talk to him from the front of the stand.
*When lighting certain objects on fire, sometimes the flames do not appear until Strong Bad leaves and returns to the area. This glitch is known to occur with the bush on the Homsar Reservation, the kimono in Club Technochocolate, and the skulls in Country.
*While visiting Bleak House in Extended Play, while wearing no hat, Strong Badia Shirt, Championship Belt, Camo Pants, and Homestar's boots, the game will freeze and make a buzzing noise upon saving.
*While in Bleak House, examine the bookcase in Strong Sad's room while outside the room. Then walk by his bed. While Strong Bad talks about the bookcase, he may slide towards the bed without moving his feet.
*Digging up the Strong Badia shirt will cause another hole to appear in Strong Badia, in front of the flagpole, near the cinder block.
*An error in Math Kickers will give you the rank of "Über-Pope" or "Uber-Pope" if you exceed a score of 4000 points, with everything else already maxed out. In the Wii version, the rank is "Über-Pope" (however the Ü appears as a box) and is "Uber-Pope" in the PC version.
====PC Version====
*Occasionally some characters' eyes are not visible upon entering an area.
*Talking to Strong Sad at the end in Extended Play will sometimes make your mouse appear in the cutscene, allowing you too click on any object while Strong Sad and Strong Bad are still talking.

====Wii Version====
*Skipping the speech before starting the Peace Draft seems to make the transition in to a straight cut to black with a small slice of cut out showing the screen. This stays a few seconds into the scene before stopping. It also happens at the end of the scene, and it appears when looking at the map.
*An error in Math Kickers in extended play, it will freeze during the game and cause a hard reset.
*Pausing the game with the home button during transcript causes the last word in a phrase to be repeated.
*Sometimes, after saving in an area and playing the game again from where you left off will cause characters to return to that area, usually all the ones from a certain time in the game. For example, in Marzistar (a.k.a. Homezipan), it will make Pom Pom and Strong Sad will reapear in their pre-castle attack positions. Strong Mad will sometimes appear to be holding The Cheat sometimes, too.(this glitch may also happen in the PC version.)

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad calls himself "Strong Bad of the [[Underwear|mighty tighty-whities]]".
*The song that plays in "Pompomerania" is from [[geddup noise]].
*When doing the draft, Homestar uses his microphone from [[The Show]].
*The first sighting of Pom Pom in "Pompomerania" mimics his pose from the Theme Song.
*Bubs was established as a black marketeer in [[licensed]].
*The brochure for the [[On Point Kings]] and the [[Homestarmy]] poster are from [[more armies]].
*The first part of the music that plays during the trailer is also from [[more armies]].
*It is unclear whether The Cheat has his own lighter or Telltale Games removed the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Logo from Strong Bad's lighter]] for trademark purposes.
*The Teen Girl Squad was previously spun off in [[Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]].
*Strong Bad notes (and tries to explain) the delay of [[Dangeresque 3]].
*Coach Z's land cannot be conquered, as he is busy with [[i love you|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*Homestar takes offense when Strong Bad asks people to take up arms against the King of Town, in part because [[Lack of visible arms|he doesn't appear to have any.]]
**In addition, during a letter from the front, Homestar says he can't wait "to be in [Marzipan's], ahem, arms again."
*"Fat-thority" is a [[portmanteau]] of "fat" and "authority".
*One of Homsar's responses, "I'm a song from the '60s!", is lifted from [[interview]], as is "Twas the pride of the Peaches!", which Strong Bad says after being enlightened to Homsar's ways.
*The flag of the Homsar Reservation features Homsar's hat as well as [[fan club|his parents: a cup of coffee and a chipwich]].
*One of the Whale's sayings is "Get your lighter from the anvil, please." Strong Bad actually gets his lighter from The Cheat, who was compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad mentions [[Frank Benedetto]] falling in battle during the events of [[army]]. Many of Frank's "brothers" are on the draft wheel.
*In Marzistar's garden, Strong Bad calls Strong Mad and The Cheat "Lugnut & Squeak", just as he did in [[narrator]].
*Creamy Ding snack cakes, which the King of Town enjoys, looks remarkably similar to [[Swiss Cake Rolls]].
*Homestar says that Strong Bad is always "[[Homestar Ruiner|beating the various stuffings out of me]]".
*Many places on the "Maps and Minions" board have been mentioned before, including [[Peasant's Quest|Scalding Lake]], [[Sick Day|Rotten Egglund]], and [[underlings|Stink's Reach]].
*The collar and invisible fence are supposed to [[StrongBadZone|make Strong Bad's head a splode]].
*Using the katana or the lighter on Pom Pom will cause Strong Bad to reference the events in [[pom pom]].
*"Wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], in which Cheerleader wore an [[elephant]] head.
*One of the King of Town's saved email addresses on his [[Snacky 186]] is [[pizza joint|thepizz@virtualpizz.biz]].
*During the Maps & Minions game, when The Of Town battles Strong Mad, he exclaims "I regret everything", a line said by Coach Z in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the [[Homestar Ruiner|previous episode]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad addressing people in front of a giant flag is a reference to the opening scene in [[Wikipedia:Patton (film)|Patton]].
*Strong Bad's exploding collar is most likely inspired by [[Wikipedia: Battle Royale|Battle Royale]].
*The Brick Wall being renamed the Union of Soviet Socialist Repu''bricks'' echoes the real-life [[Wikipedia: Soviet Union|Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]].
*When Strong Bad responds to the email from Paul in [[French]] he calls him [[Wikipedia: Les Paul|Les Paul]].
*Strong Bad refers to the King of Town's rule as [[Wikipedia:Laissez-faire|"lazy fair"]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Bleak House|Bleak House]]'' is a novel by [[Wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Charles Dickens]]. Also, when he drafts himself into the Homestarmy, Homestar refers to himself as an "Artful Draft Dodger", a reference to Dickens' character, [[Wikipedia:Artful Dodger|The Artful Dodger]].
*Coach Z's territory is named "Coachnya", which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia: Chechnya|Chechnya]]. Chechnya also tried to secede and failed.
*[[The Stick]] is known as "Shticktenstein", which derives from [[Wikipedia:Liechtenstein|Liechtenstein]].
*Despite what Marzipan may think, "Model UN" is a school-based activity in which students roleplay as ambassadors to the United Nations from various countries.
*The nation of "Front-au-Fence" takes its name from [[Wikipedia: Port-au-Prince|Port-au-Prince]], Haiti.
*Bubs's nation of Concession Stan-tinople is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]], the former name of [[Wikipedia:Istanbul|Istanbul]].
*The bonus costume that Strong Bad unlocks is the [[wikipedia:Sam & Max|Max]] skull-and-crossbones T-shirt, which can actually be bought on [[Telltale Games]]' online store.
*Homestar's "letter" back to Marzipan, detailing the siege on the Of Town's castle is presented in a style similar to [[Wikipedia:Ken Burns|Ken Burns]]' 1990 documentary [[Wikipedia:The Civil War (documentary)|The Civil War]], with sepia-toned backgrounds and violin music in the background.
*Strong Sad mentions [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark]].
*The Pompomeranian flag is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Japan|Japan]].
*The flag of Concessionstantinople, with its red background and yellow symbols in the upper left corner, resembles that of many [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] nations, notably the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] and the [[Wikipedia:People's Republic of China|People's Republic of China]].
*Strong Mad exclaiming "Let my people go!" and Strong Bad asking for messages from a burning bush are both references to the Biblical figure [[Wikipedia:Moses|Moses]].
*"No taxin' without representin'" is Coach Z's unique twist on Taxation Without Representation, the main complaint of American colonists against [[Wikipedia: George III|King George III]] of England.
*If the Darwin card is played in Teen Girl Squad, the girls will call him "Chuck D", the name of the socially-conscious member of the influential rap group [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy (band)|Public Enemy]].
*By using the alien in the second scene of Cave Girl Squad, a monolith from [[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]] appears, while Strong Bad hums [[Wikipedia:Also sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)|the theme from the movie]].
*Coach Z saying that "they've all overbid" and wagering a dollar after being picked in the draft is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*Homestar and Marzipan dividing their land is a direct reference to the division of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and its capital, [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]], complete with Checkpoint The Cheat substituting for [[Wikipedia:Checkpoint Charlie|Checkpoint Charlie]] (aka the Berlin Wall).
*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s name and Homsar's accent when he speaks normally are references to the [[Wikipedia:Native American|Native American]] stereotype.
*When Strong Bad looks at the wall, he asks who "will be first up against it when the Revolution comes", which is a quote from [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams']] ''[[Wikipedia: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' book series.
*When Homestar says "What is my major malfunction", it is most likely a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|Full Metal Jacket]].
*Strong Mad says "None shall pass", a quote from ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'', if Strong Bad should attempt to cross the stone bridge before fighting the Taranchula standee.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/strongbadiathefree Official episode webpage]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/894/894056p1.html?RSSwhen2008-07-26_123100&RSSid=894056 IGN.com's sneak peek at "Strong Badia the Free"]{{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595 Telltale Games forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/902/902184p1.html IGN.com's hands on with "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[[forum:14726|forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]]

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