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User:Strongkinghomsarsmith

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:43:25 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: Hello again

Hey guys, I'm back :ohno:
[[User Talk:Strongkinghomsarsmith|Leave a message]] [[Special:Contributions/Strongkinghomsarsmith|My contribs]]
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==My [[bottom 10]]==

<blockquote class="tandy email">
*10. People who say platypuses are not mammals.
*9. Homework.
*8. Making games that ''just won't work''.
*7. Gory horror movies.
*6. Really expensive video games.
*5. Educational video games.
*4. People who hate HSR, even though they never watched a toon/played a game.
*3. Conspiracy theorists.
*2. Early morning TV.
*1. Stupid Commercials
</blockquote>

==My top 10==

<blockquote class="tandy email">
*10. Green Goblin mode in the Spider Man game!
*9. Cryptozoology.
*8. Super Smash Bros..
*7. FOOTBALL
*6. DragonForce/Supertramp/Pink Floyd/...
*5. the Nintendo DS.
*4. Halloween.
*3. There is no #3
*2. Old school games.
*1. Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

==My Most Major-ish Contribs==

*[[Mancuso]]
*[[Guns N' Roses]]
*A few pics from [[8-Bit is Enough]]
*Most of [[The Chief]]'s and [[Craig]]'s articles.

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User:Strongkinghomsarsmith

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:47:23 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith:

hi, I'm strongkinghomsarsmith (though you can call me SKHS if you like), and weclome to mah page.
[[User Talk:Strongkinghomsarsmith|Leave a message, eight days a week]] [[Special:Contributions/Strongkinghomsarsmith|My contribs, from back when I was a major n00b to a not-so-major n00b]]
[[Image:Strongkinghomsarsmith.png|thumb]]

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==My [[bottom 10]]==

<blockquote class="tandy email">
*10. People who say platypuses are not mammals.
*9. Homework.
*8. Making games that ''just won't work''.
*7. Gory horror movies.
*6. Really expensive video games.
*5. Educational video games.
*4. People who hate HSR, even though they never watched a toon/played a game.
*3. Conspiracy theorists.
*2. Early morning TV.
*1. The Radical Left
</blockquote>

==My top 10==

<blockquote class="tandy email">
*10. Green Goblin mode in the Spider Man game!
*9. Cryptozoology.
*8. Super Smash Bros..
*7. FOOTBALL
*6. DragonForce/Supertramp/Aerosmith/...
*5. the Nintendo DS.
*4. Halloween.
*3. [http://scratch.mit.edu Scratch].
*2. Old school games.
*1. Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

==My Most Major-ish Contribs==

*[[Mancuso]]
*[[Guns N' Roses]]
*A few pics from [[8-Bit is Enough]]
*Most of [[The Chief]]'s and [[Craig]]'s articles.

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Talk:Wet Knee Gumption Club

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:36:38 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Ya, this clearly should be removed. */ sorry, forgot I was logged out

I am very sorry to say that I am not very good at being nuetral, so this may need '''clean up'''. I cannot detect where it is just my inturpritation, as for if I could I wouldn't have any opinion at all would I? Does that even make sense? --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 16:30, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
:Most of this is exaggeration. '''Delete'''. {{unsigned|205.188.116.197|16:49, 23 May 2009 (UTC)}}
::I don't see any reason to delete this, it's a perfectly appropriate subject to have an article on this wiki. Sure, it could use some revision and cleanup, and the original author went out of their way to ask for other editors to help out with that. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 16:55, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
:::It is an appropriate subject, but maybe not enough for its own page {{unsigned|Ilovehr|14:07, 12 October 2009 (UTC)}}

== Irony? ==

I hate the word ironic. I can never use it correctly. However, I do not believe that it is ironic that water on the knee "is a disease caused by fluids accumulating in the kneecap." Can anyone with an education above 7th grade help?--[[Special:Contributions/66.235.23.114|66.235.23.114]] 04:52, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:Well, I'm a 7th grader (I just finished my 6th grade year,) but it ''is'' ironic. They're pouring water on their knees, right? Water is a fluid. "Water on the Knee" is a disease caused by fluids accumulating in your kneecap. They're pouring water on their knees, which is a word-play gag pf the disease. I think this helped... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 05:00, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
::I have to agree with 66.235.23.114 .. the word "ironic" is not used correctly in this instance. It's just a play on words. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 13:39, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
:::There are a few different kinds of irony: 1) ''sarcasm'' is an example of ''verbal'' irony, which is unique in that it is intentional on the part of the speaker; 2) ''dramatic'' irony is when the speaker does not know something, but the audience does; 3) ''situational'' irony is when there is a disparity of intention and result, for example if a safety device were to cause serious injury (for which there are many tragic real-world examples). 
:::In this case, it's really not clear if the person who created the poster was aware that ''water on the knee'' was an actual affliction or not. If we assume that the were not, then it is irony; if we assume that they were, then it is a play on words. {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 15:51, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

== Ya, this clearly should be removed. ==
Who cares? It doesen't even appear in any other cartoon! - [[User:POM Z|POM Z]] 04:11, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
:It played a fairly major role in a fairly minor toon. '''Keep'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:22, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
:I am for this page. [[User:SnappySoda|SnappySoda]] 05:29, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
::This should be kept, as [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] didn't appear in any other toon. {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 13:57, 12 November 2009 (UTC)
:::Neither did [[C'mon! it's FOG!]]. Therefore, I say this shouldn't go either.{{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 14:02, 12 November 2009 (UTC)

Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:49:10 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: rv; considering the circumstances (the costumes not good enough to make it), i think it should stay.

:''The title of this article is just a description. This toon is a teaser for the as-yet-unnamed 2009 Halloween toon and has no official name.''
{{watchtoon|ween09 teaser.html}}
[[File:Ween 09 Teaser.png|thumb|"I really like your covered all in black ink costumes."]]
A teaser for the [[Halloween]] toon of 2009.

'''Cast (left to right):''' {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' Monday, October 26, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 0:43

'''Page Title:''' Boond you like to take a guess?

==Transcript==

''{cut to the characters standing in a field. Crickets chirp for several seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey everybody, I really like your covered all in black ink costumes. Kinda stole my idea, though. Don't you think?

''{Crickets' chirping fades out.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[File:SorryCharlie.png|thumb|300px|Nice try, Charlie.]]
*When the Flash file is decompiled, there is a hidden message that reads "[[Nice Try|sorry charlie]]" revealing several previously used and [[rejected costumes]]:
**Marzipan is actually dressed as a rejected [[Wikipedia:Velma Dinkley|Velma Dinkley]], a character from the [[Wikipedia:Scooby-Doo|Scooby-Doo]] franchise originally, intended for [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
**Coach Z is dressed as a rejected [[Wikipedia:Noid|Noid]].
**Pom Pom dressed as [[Wikipedia:Michael Moore|Michael Moore]] in The House That Gave Sucky Treats.
**The King of Town is dressed as Sonny Crockett from [[Wikipedia:Miami Vice|Miami Vice]].

==Fun Facts==

*This teaser continues several gags from the previous two years, [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]] (2007) and [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser]] (2008):
**Silhouetted characters (in the same order as the previous teasers)
**Action that occurs after waiting
**Hidden text behind the characters
**Strong Bad depicted in an outrageous costume ([[Wikipedia:RoboCop (character)|RoboCop]], this time)
*The back button always returns to [[Main Page 7]].
*Homestar's remark about the costumes is yet another reference to [[What are you supposed to be?|what one is supposed to be for Halloween]].
*The phrase "Boond you like" was previously used in the sbemail [[more armies]] on a poster for the [[Homestarmy]].
*Homestar previously interpreted a silhouetted character as being covered in ink in [[Hremail 2000]].
**Strong Mad was covered in black paint to give him the silhouetted look as [[Killingyouguy]] in [[dangeresque 3]].
*"Sorry, Charlie" was the response [[Wikipedia:Charlie the Tuna|Charlie the Tuna]] would always receive after not being good enough to be canned into [[Wikipedia:StarKist Tuna|StarKist]] brand tuna in commercials from the '60s to the present.
*Using a Flash decompiler reveals that Bubs is holding a soda cup.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|ween09 teaser|15860}}

{{halloweennav}}
[[Category:Halloween]][[Category:Secret Pages]]

Rock Opera Context

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:33:53 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: better before

Below is the context of each of the words of [[Strong Bad]]'s [[rock opera]]. Each word is spoken by Strong Bad unless indicated otherwise.
__TOC__
==Words from their context in the 125 Emails==
# [[some kinda robot]]: Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to '''join''' forces?
# [[homsar]]: Okay, so until next time, keep sending '''me''' your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.
# [[butt IQ]]: Okay, so until next time, '''on''' a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
# [[homestar hair]]: I mean, how come you people never play '''my''' game, man?
# [[making out]]: And then put on my hit '''single''' "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
# [[depressio]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a '''hundred''' dollars...
# [[halloweener]]: You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing '''toilet.'''
# [[brianrietta]]: Sorry to crush your hopes and '''dreams''', - Strong Bad.
# [[i love you]]: Like paint a '''picture'''... of a guy... with a big knife.
# [[trevor the vampire]]: Hi, '''everybody'''. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
# [[i rule]]: What, you '''wanna''' get banished?
# [[credit card]]: John, and some other people who aren't '''scam''' artists
# [[i she be]]: A guy's gotta have '''some''' standards right?
# [[duck pond]]: But I do have a pretty '''sweet''' duck pond simulator for my computer.
# [[the basics]]: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "'''bucks'''", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.
# [[band names]]: You know like... "LAZOR", '''or''' "BIGG NIFE", or something like "TARANCHULA" or maybe like "LIMOZEEN".
# [[studying]]: I mean, you've got the '''potential''' to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base.
# [[stand-up]]: '''LITTLE STRONG BAD:''' Is it cardboard or is it '''pizza'''?
# [[tape-leg]]: Oh wait a minute, what's that on- '''OH''', there's a little piece of tape on my shoe!
# [[spring cleaning]]: '''Oh''', I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-DELETED!!
# [[cartoon]]: '''Umm...''' so this is another part where it's just me.
# [[sb_email 22]]: Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "'''Nevermind''' the Bullocks"?
# [[little animal]]: '''Um''', I don't really know. Let's find out. Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!
# [[the bird]]: Psssshhh! The '''Double''' Deuce!
# [[super powers]]: '''COACH Z:''' Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight '''pants'''.
# [[CGNU]]: Do you want to be more '''awesome'''?
# [[3 Wishes]]: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked '''awesome'''.
# [[1 step ahead]]: Oh, Strong Sad. '''Fancy''' seeing you here!
# [[superhero name]]: STINY! GET ME A '''DANISH'''!!
# [[12:00]]: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a '''professional''' to get the job done.
# [[sugarbob]]: So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, '''funky''' bunch.
# [[flag day]]: I bet you have a '''totally''' awesome flag for Strong Badia.
# [[gimmicks]]: Supergreat, supergreat... check your email! '''Diggity''' Dear Strong Bad...
# [[weird dream]]: The United States in tight, white-brand '''underdrawers.'''
# [[sisters]]: '''Ohh''', there's two of them!
# [[guitar]]: Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes '''tonight'''...
# [[dullard]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, all right, man...later... '''Cool'''...
# [[helium]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' I don't know if that's entirely '''healthy.'''
# [[property of ones]]: I call it "The Property of '''Ones'''." It goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the ONE.
# [[vacation]]: Oh, vacation, '''eh'''?
# [[invisibility]]: I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing '''whatever''' I want to do.
# [[action figure]]: Oh man, Kyle. My '''action''' figure would have it all.
# [[little questions]]: Every age I have seen out as a '''baby'''.
# [[lures & jigs]]: '''Actually''', David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.
# [[techno]]: Well, its not really my style, but I heard a techno song one time that '''went''' like...
# [[your friends]]: I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. Here they come again. The '''jibblie''' jibbles....
# [[new hands]]: '''Ooh!''' Ooh! I got it!
# [[ghosts]]: '''Oh!''' Uh...my old computer!
# [[theme party]]: Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your '''party'''.
# [[50 emails]]: More '''like''', you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD!
# [[website]]: I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is '''completely''' unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals:
# [[island]]: Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... '''great'''.
# [[comic]]: That turned out pretty '''good'''!
# [[morning routine]]: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it '''down.'''
# [[cheat talk]]: Some '''town''' here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.
# [[current status]]: Strong Bad with the '''ladies''' - Current Status: They all still want me.
# [[japanese cartoon]]: '''Get''' rid of my thumbs, make me all shiny... my boots would be a whole lot cooler.
# [[dragon]]: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using '''consummate''' V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.
# [[marzipan]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Oh '''yeah''', oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all. ''{could be either "yeah"}''
# [[huttah!]]: That coulda been... '''awkward'''.
# [[monster truck]]: Aww...that's very '''sweet'''.
# [[interview]]: 'Twas the pride of the '''peaches''', huh?
# [[fingers]]: Yo Strong Bad. What's '''crackin'''? I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on? ''{It may have been recorded, but this is not actually heard. However, it's written on Strong Bad's screen.}''
# [[english paper]]: We just need to apply a little double-space '''action'''...
# [[unused emails]]: '''Wha-ho'''ah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day?
# [[the show]]: Oh. '''Problematic.''' You know it's been awhile since I've kicked The Cheat, but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.
# [[autobiography]]: I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a '''solid''' email!
# [[caper]]: No, man, just the jumbles, the '''jumble'''s!
# [[personal favorites]]: '''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Things were just about to start getting '''crazy'''-go-nuts.
# [[big white face]]: I put some '''beans''' on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.
# [[2 emails]]: Then we could have '''double''' the Strong Bad, and double the fun.
# [[crazy cartoon]]: Sweet Cuppin' Cakes! '''The''' main character would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter.
# [[mascot]]: And they won the game. So I'm getting them '''real''' fruit smoothies.
# [[privileges]]: You only need one more point to become a Medallion '''Gold''' Plus Club member!
# [[funny]]: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the '''computer!''' Halzee-WHOOP!
# [[sibbie]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' I dunno, some song I just downloaded off the '''Internet'''.
# [[suntan]]: They're already '''bulging''' all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
# [[anything]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Have you ever made anything '''out''' of anything? Bye, Dan from FL. FL?
# [[the process]]: '''Yeah''', that's never happened either.
# [[stunt double]]: '''Oh''', I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
# [[date]]: '''Dynomite!''' Boston, th-the state Boston's in.
# [[impression]]: But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the '''afterparty'''.
# [[labor day]]: Wow. All of the sudden it's '''like''' the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email.
# [[kids' book]]: Some people are being '''fangoriously''' devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
# [[2 years]]: And we will also have developed a '''world-class''' hole.
# [[no loafing]]: '''And''' as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.
# [[mile]]: '''POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' He can be the '''Grand''' Marshall.
# [[couch patch]]: '''Ooh''', my pal! Well Palbert, it's a good story.
# [[local news]]: '''Oh''', if you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
# [[colonization]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' '''Ewwww!''' Ketchup on eggs?!?
# [[caffeine]]: '''Oh-ho-ho-ho!''' (Devilish laugh.) Dear Justin, In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.
# [[kind of cool]]: Anyways Jor-dan, creepy comb-over story Strong Bad is '''definitely''' a cool, cool guy.
# [[army]]: This '''definitely''' merits some further reconnaissance.
# [[video games]]: '''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' BACK OFF '''BABY!'''
# [[the bet]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' '''Yup''', I'm cool.
# [[lackey]]: Most of the emails '''I''' get are ADs.
# [[monument]]: That '''totally''' looks like my right foot.
# [[stupid stuff]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I'm '''always''' doing that.
# [[different town]]: And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd '''look''' like an ABA basketball...
# [[flashback]]: '''STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:''' '''Awesome!''' My very own a The Cheat!
# [[car]]: Now you're '''singing''' the theme from "Night Court"?
# [[lunch special]]: Bubs has to give you a free lunch special if you can get him to say his name '''backwards''' - minus the first b.
# [[haircut]]: Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged '''Metal'''".
# [[theme park]]: Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to '''experience''' the fury of The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride.
# [[replacement]]: I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...'''DANCE''' CONTEST!
# [[dangeresque 3]]: Today is all right for '''tonight'''... Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right.
# [[cheatday]]: Now, get upstairs - '''unh!''' And fix me some breakfast.
# [[pom pom]]: Let's see, how can we raise the stakes a little bit? '''Ooh!''' I'll be blindfolded!
# [[crying]]: '''STRONG BAD AS LI'L BRUDDER:''' '''I'm''' gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!
# [[for kids]]: So, you can see how that might be less than '''pleasant'''.
# [[other days]]: You gots to look inside yourself! '''Positate''' the negative.
# [[old comics]]: And coming in this week at #4, it's those androgynous boys from Hertfordshire, West Is Lip, with their hit single "She Partied '''Without''' Dancing."
# [[pizzaz]]: So, Strong Bad, the peoples want to know... what's the secret to your '''pizzaz'''?
# [[the facts]]: Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, '''and''' the script is riddled with gaping plot holes.
# [[time capsule]]: '''STINKOMAN:''' It tastes like a #1 '''jam!'''
# [[extra plug]]: '''Whoa!''' Check out those lights! They're flashing!
# [[montage]]: '''Tonight''' on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
# [[virus]]: Computer over? Virus '''equals''' very yes?
# [[animal]]: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and '''dancing'''!
# [[radio]]: '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Rise and shine, people. The fish was delish... '''CANNED AUDIENCE:''' Right! Ha ha! '''Yeah!''' '''MORNING-SHOW STRONG BAD:''' Wait for it — wait for it... and it made quite a dish.
# [[part-time job]]: I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a '''famous''' email checker.
# [[dreamail]]: '''FEMALE LAPPY:''' Well played, Strong Bad. Those '''ladies''' are sure to be all up ons.
# [[origins]]: Ugh! Why do you Van Peebles '''always''' wanna know the origins and histories of every freakin' little thing?
# [[secret recipes]]: being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating, '''like''', exotic fruits and nectars and, um, lions...
# [[rock opera]]: '''ALL:''' '''SBEMAIL!!'''

== Complete Lyrics ==
Here are the full lyrics without any annotation:

<blockquote>Join me on my single hundred toilet dreams picture. 
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential pizza. 
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. 
Ummm... Double pants. 
Awesome, awesome fancy danish. 
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers. 
Oh tonight, cool, healthy ones, eh? 
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. 
Ooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good. 
Down town ladies get consummate, yeah. 
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action! 
Wha-ho! Problematic. 
Solid jumble! 
Crazy beans double the real gold! 
Computer internet bulging out. Yeah, oh! 
Dynomite afterparty! 
Like, fangoriously world-class and grand. 
Ooooh! Oh! Ewww! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 
Definitely, definitely baby. 
Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal. 
Experience dance tonight! Unh! 
Oooh! I'm pleasant. 
Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa! 
Tonight equals dancing, yeah! 
Famous ladies always like SBEMAIL!!!!!</blockquote>

[[Category: Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category: Songs]]
[[Category: Lists]]

File:Craig.png

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:34:44 GMT

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== Summary ==
[[Craig]] (from [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
== Licensing ==
{{game-screenshot}}

Occupations

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:54:46 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Known occupations */ PP's On Break appearance

:''"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''.
:''"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see [[Career Day]]''.
The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
==Known occupations==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
!Character
!Jobs
|-
|[[Homestar Runner]]
|
*Athlete ''(may or not be a amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[dullard]], [[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
*News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
*Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
*Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[anything]])
*Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
*Pitchman ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
*[[Homestarmy]] Colonel ([[army]], [[more armies]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]])
*Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]] mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]], [[On Break]])
*Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
|-
|[[Pom Pom]]
|
*Athlete ''(may or not be a amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
*"Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]])
*Mascot ([[On Break]])
|-
|[[Strong Bad]]
|
*Office worker ([[Puppet Stuff#Biz Cas Fri|Biz Cas Fri]], [[dullard]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
*Prinicpal of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*News anchor ([[local news]])
*News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
*Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
*Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
*Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]])
*Indie comics author ([[comic]])
*Voice-over artist for local events ([[monster truck]])
*Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
*Expensive briefcase carrier ([[secret identity]])
*Columnist for a women's help magazine. ([[secret identity]])
*Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]])
*Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]])
*Health Inspector ([[Donut Unto Others]])
|-
|[[The Cheat]]
|
*Former toner salesman ([[montage]])
*Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
*Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])
*Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]])
*Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
*Commando ([[army]])
*Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]])
*Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]])
|-
|[[Marzipan]]
|
*Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]], [[Career Day]])
*Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
*Actress ([[being mean]])
|-
|[[Strong Mad]]
|
*Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
*Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
*Bouncer ([[nightlife]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
*Security Guard ([[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
|-
|[[Strong Sad]]
|
*Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
*Temp ([[from work]])
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
*Violinist ([[Quality Time]])
*Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
|-
|[[Coach Z]]
|
*Coach
*Referee ([[montage]])
*Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]])
*Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]])
*[[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
*Actor ([[being mean]])
|-
|[[Bubs]]
|
*Concession stand owner/operator
*Professional handyman ([[12:00]])
*ISP operator ([[isp]])
*The Office IT Professional ([[from work]])
*Paranormal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Normal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]])
*Bartender ([[nightlife]])
*Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]])
*Videlectrician ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Veterinarian ([[Best Caper Ever]])
*Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
*Questionable Medical Coverage Provider ([[Donut Unto Others]])
|-
|[[The King of Town]]
|
*King
*Food marketer
*Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
*Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
*Teacher ([[being mean]])
|-
|[[Homsar]]
|
*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
|-
|[[Marshie]]
|
*Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]])
|-
|[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]
|
*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
|-
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
|
*Mortgage broker ([[Senor Mortgage]])
*Used car salesman ([[Senorial Day]])
*Movie theater usher ([[the movies]], [[rated]])
*Commercial pitchman ([[candy product]])
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
*Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]])
|-
|-
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
|
*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
|-
|[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]
|
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]])
|-
|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
|
*Servants to [[The King of Town]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]
|-
|[[Frank Bennedetto]]
|
*Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Labor Dabor]])
|-
|[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]
|
*Former toner salesperson ([[montage]])
*Athlete ''(for the [[Champeenship]])'' ([[montage]])
*Used car dealership TV spokesperson ([[montage]])
|-
|[[Crack Stuntman]]
|
*Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]]
*Spokesperson for [[Pistols for Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
|}

{{stub}}
[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Talk:Compé Wallpapers

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:15:50 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith:

== Strong Bad's? ==

Why not call this article '''Compé's Wallpapers'''? When I first saw this name I thought it was about wallpapers in the computer room or something like that. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:29, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

I don't even think it should it should be seperate from the compe anymore...
~nihaho13
:Why? It's very likely that each email, the Compé will have different wallpapers. In other news, I agree wholeheartedly with Mr. Cool. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 16:15, 27 September 2009 (UTC)

Middle School Character Variations

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:33:20 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: rv; secret collect. is spelled w/ a period

[[Image:Babies.png|thumb|Homestar Babies]]
[[Image:Sketchbook 2-22-07.PNG|thumb|Extremely unphotographic sketches]]
In the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[highschool]], [[Strong Bad]] reminisced on what the [[Characters#Main characters|main characters]] of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] were like in their younger years. In '''middle school''', he claims that the gang was "a bunch of melon-headed [[babies]] with gigantic eyes and enormous imaginations." Although he states the characters depicted are in middle school, they appear to be infants in a nursery school. However, this may be due to his "extremely unphotographic (or doodle) memory". They appear to be a parody of [[Wikipedia:Jim Henson's Muppet Babies|Jim Henson's Muppet Babies]].

==Baby Coach Z==
'''Baby Coach Z''' is how [[Coach Z]] appeared in "middle school". Here, Coach Z and Strong Bad are shown to be around the same age, contradicting [[stand-up]], which showed Coach Z to be an adult while Strong Bad was a kid. He tosses a [[cardboard box]] labeled "NOT A BALL!" (despite the fact that there is a football right next to him) up and down as he pretends to be "craptain of the foortball torm". He wears green footie pajamas, supporting the notion that the modern-day Coach Z wears a green body suit.

==Baby Strong Bad==
'''Baby Strong Bad''' is how Strong Bad appeared in "middle school". He is wearing a blue hat, a [[diaper]], and his left eye has a star-shaped reflection, which was also seen in [[Main Page 11]] and the [[Strong Bad 404 Error Page|Old 404 error page]]. He pretends to be playing better video games, and complains that "that freakin' [[duck]] swallowed both [his] pixels". Judging by the "[[Atari Dragon|freakin' duck]]", he is probably playing ''[[Wikipedia:Adventure (Atari 2600)|Adventure]]'', though the sound effects are from [[Secret Collect.]] and he is holding an [[Nintendo|NES]] controller.

==The Diapersmith==
'''The Diapersmith''' is the title for [[The Poopsmith]] as he appeared in "middle school".
The Poopsmith's shovel appears to have been predated by a baby rattle that is either similarly besmirched with [[whatsit]], or simply decorated in a pattern that suggests it. The Diapersmith's orange shoulder-length gloves are lighter and suprisingly clean. Behind him is a large pile of [[diapers]]. Baby Strong Sad pretends he is not sitting next to him. Also, he blows a raspberry—one of the few times that he's seen to make a noise with his mouth.

==Baby Strong Sad==
'''Baby Strong Sad''' is how [[Strong Sad]] appeared in "middle school". He has a pink bow on his head, long eylashes, and a frilly divide between his torso and legs that make him look like a girl.
He does not like the smell of The Diapersmith's pile of diapers, and he pretends that he is not sitting next to him. He apparently does not have his belly button yet, which Strong Bad implied to have given him using [[Strong Bad's Drill|a drill]] in [[origins]].

==Baby Pom Pom==
'''Baby Pom Pom''' is how [[Pom Pom]] appeared in "middle school". He only briefly appeared as he bounces across the screen. His body resembles a [[Wikipedia:Bumble Ball|Bumble Ball]], and he has no distinguishable head.

==Homestar Runner==
Although [[Homestar Runner]] does not make an appearance as an infant, he does appear as an adult nanny character who tells the children to "skedaddle" while waving a broom at them. He has red and white striped pants and is only seen from the waist down. Unlike the other middle school characters, his voice is the same as the modern-day counterpart. He appears to be a reference to and hybrid of both Nanny from Muppet Babies and the Mammy-Two-Shoes character from [[Wikipedia:Tom and Jerry (MGM)|Tom and Jerry]]. The costume and Southern colloquialisms are suggestive of the "Mammy" character, who often wallops the cat with a broom when he misbehaves. "Nanny", likewise, was only shown from the waist down.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[highschool]]
*[[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-02-22|Sketchbook]]

==See Also==
*[[Teenage Variation]]
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation]]

[[Category:Character Variations]]

Marshie

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:47:49 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: undid revision 675819;...Excuse me?

[[Image:marshie.png|thumb|"Don'tcha like me?"]]
[[Image:TMBG Marshie closeup 20040925.jpg|thumb|Appearing in puppet-form along with Homestar and [[They Might Be Giants]] in their [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004 | September 25, 2004 concert]] in [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta, Ga]]. (HS & TMBG not shown)]]
[[Image:MarshieGaseousVapor.PNG|thumb|"You can't destroy me!"]]
[[Image:Gel-Arshie.png|thumb|"I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school!"]]
__TOC__
'''Marshie''' (capital "M", and then "arshie", as he would put it), a large, smiling white marshmallow with a bite taken from his side, is the genuinely alarming [[Fluffy Puff Mascots|mascot]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]. He serves as a caustic and slightly absurd satire of any number of mascots hawking products to children. His face seems to have been inspired by that of the [[Wikipedia:Kool-Aid Man|Kool-Aid Man]]. He also shares a resemblance to both the [[Wikipedia:Carl's Jr.|Carl's Jr.]]/[[Wikipedia:Hardee's|Hardee's]] [[Wikipedia:Image:Hardee's.png|star]] and the characters on the [http://www.goldenfluff.com/marsh.htm Elyon kosher marshmallows] bag (in particular, the middle one on the bag). His slogan, "Made from the best stuff", is directly from [[Wikipedia:Snapple|Snapple]]'s slogan "Made from the best stuff on earth".

Marshie has no positive relationships with any H*R characters. [[Homestar Runner]] "hates that freakin' marshmallow," probably because Marshie [[Meet Marshie|took his job as Fluffy Puff pitchman]]. [[Strong Bad]] seemed annoyed when Marshie [[retirement|tried to make a buck or nine off his heart-drooping loss]], and believes Marshie's commercials should be [[winter pool|rated NC-17]] for "Needlessly Creepy times 17". [[Marzipan]] does not fondly remember when her band [[Cool Tapes]] had to [[Baddest of the Bands|perform with Marshie]].

Marshie is infamously - and intentionally - creepy. His commercials have featured non-sequitur rantings, disturbing close-ups, inappropriate sound effects, faintly desperate pleas and even a behind-the-scenes nervous breakdown. He also tends to announce his appearances by uttering hackneyed slang phrases such as " 'Sup fools!" and "Oh ''snap''!" in a heavy-handed attempt to convince kids to like him. However, this technique is essentially nullified by Marshie's innate creepiness, leaving the acceptance he seeks safely out of reach.

The use of [[Nibbles]] as a mascot in [[bottom 10]] may be evidence for Marshie's increasing unsuitability as a marshmallow mascot, or at least in specifically promoting Fluffy Puff's bite-sized Nibblers product. Indeed, his breakdown in [[Malloween Commercial]] strongly suggests that he is not satisfied in his role as a mascot.

Beyond his creepy demeanor, it is insinuated that Marshie is not simply disturbing but actually evil. He is named as a "bad guy" in the song "[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]", a vaporized version of Marshie in [[candy product]] cheerily warns that "you can't destroy me!", and in [[winter pool]], [[Gel-arshie]] calls himself "an abomination."

==Filmography==
*'''First Appearance:''' [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (as a picture on the bag)
*'''Official Debut:''' [[Meet Marshie]]
*[[:Category:Marshie Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Also known as... ==
*[[Fluffy Puff Mascots#Mr. Shmallow|Mr. Shmallow]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] ([[Cheat Commandos]])
*[[Gel-arshie]]
*''See other [[Nicknames#Miscellaneous|Nicknames]]''

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Bomb Capacity Increased!"|[[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]|Mirror:marshie bomb.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Take a trip to the mountains!"|[[retirement]]|Mirror:marshie mtns.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."|[[Malloween Commercial]] outtake|Mirror:marshie lead.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marsh boogidy.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What more do they want?!!"|[[Malloween Commercial]]|Mirror:marshie whatmore.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Mascots]]
[[Category:Fluffy Puff]]

Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:33:06 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: Not uploaded by TBC

[[Image:tistrue.PNG|thumb|Homestar acting all prancy]]

'''Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True: An [[Unfinished Cartoon]]'''

Strong Bad wins a race and Homestar Runner is knocked for a loop! Made using [[The Brothers Chaps]]' old drawing style (circa [[The Luau]]).

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, [[The Knight]], [[The Hornblower]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Mike Chapman}} (voiceover)

'''Places:''' The Forest, [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' 2001

'''Running Time:''' 2:45

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc One|exclusive=TRUE}} (Easter egg)

== Transcript ==
''{A piece of paper displays the title of the toon, written in an Olde English-style font. Cut to a forest. Homestar Runner runs by on a path through the middle of it quickly with Strong Bad not far behind. The camera cuts first to a closeup of Strong Bad, then Homestar. Cutting to a first-person view of Homestar, we can see him cresting a hill with The King of Town's castle below. Cut to the castle itself, where a banner reading "the king of town's 100 MILE SUPERTHON F[[Lowercase i's|i]]NiSH" is displayed, and a crowd featuring Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, The Knight, Marzipan, The Hornblower, Strong Sad, and Strong Mad awaits eagerly. Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{shouting behind him}'' Hey Strong Bad! I'm about to win this race and you haven't cheated even once! Way to go!

''{cut to The Cheat standing behind a tree with a baseball bat, laughing to himself}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Oh I'm about to win th—

''{As Homestar runs by, The Cheat nails him with the baseball bat, sending Homestar flying over Strong Bad's head}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' RAAAAACCCEEEE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa!

''{Homestar hits the ground and tumbles for a while, finally sliding headfirst into a tree. Cut back to the castle. The King of Town is now among the crowd eating a [[ham]]. Strong Bad runs through the yellow tape of the finish line. The Hornblower blows a tune, and everyone walks away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhh, come back you guys! It's kind of a big deal here, the first time I've ever beat Homestar Runner! Maybe someone should make a big deal out of it! AWWW, SOMEBODY MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT!

''{The Cheat arrives, stands next to Strong Bad, and starts waving a pennant and making cheering noises. Strong Bad, in return, angrily kicks The Cheat into the moat. Cut to a black screen.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' Homestar... Homestar, can you hear me? Wake up!

''{Cut to Homestar's head at the base of the tree. He's obviously very out of it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Huh?

''{Cut back, where we can see Pom Pom, Marzipan, Strong Sad, The KOT, and The Poopsmith surrounding Homestar}''

'''STRONG SAD AND MARZIPAN:''' Oh! 
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{popping his crown up in surprise}'' Doo!

''{Cut to a POV shot of Homestar looking at The KOT. His vision is out of focus.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{distant, with reverb}'' Are you okay there Homestar?

''{Cut to Homestar. Homestar shakes his head, then looks at Marzipan, who appears to be now wearing a Princess's tiara and blue dress, though still unfocused}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' What's wrong, Homestar? You're looking at me kind of funny.

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...Huh?

''{Cut to POV shot of Homestar looking at Pom Pom, who appears now to be dressed as a friar. Pom Pom bubbles. Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Huh?

''{Cut to POV shot of Homestar looking at Strong Sad and the Poopsmith. Strong Sad appears to be dressed up as a nun.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Are you okay, my child?

''{Cut back to Homestar, who suddenly stands up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hold! Whilst thy banter is the freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you popinjays! I'm off to find me lute! Forsooth!

''{Homestar suddenly runs off toward the KOT's castle, with Pom Pom and Marzipan looking on}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{to Pom Pom}'' What the crap was that?

''{Pom Pom shrugs. Cut to Strong Bad, Strong Mad, who doesn't have the "m" on his singlet, and The Cheat walking through the forest. Strong Bad still looks dejected.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It wasn't supposed to ''be'' like this, man. I don't understand. I mean, they were supposed to get all disappointed and Homestar would cry and you guys would put me on your shoulders and throw the melonade on me and everything.

''{Strong Mad brightens up with a goofy smile, and runs off}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, I mean this is like the defining moment of my life. But if it doesn't matter to THEM—

''{Strong Mad returns with a keg of melonade and slams it down on Strong Bad's back, pinning him beneath it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' AUUUUGGGHHH! You moron! That's not what I meant! Owwww, I think you broke my clavicus... majorus.

''{Homestar Runner suddenly runs by in the background, wearing a bard costume and lute}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' La dee la dee la dadeedadee la da la da la da...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap?

''{Cut to frontal shot of Marzipan (who appears to have no mouth) and Pom Pom walking through the forest. Cut to a clearing where Homestar is prancing about and still singing the same song he was before. Cut to a piece of paper, that text starts appearing on as Mike says it.}''

'''MIKE:''' So then Marzipan likes Homestar 'cause he's all prancy now and everybody else hates him and they keep hitting him on the head really hard trying to get him to change back to normal and finally Marzipan says they're going to get married and that snaps him out of it and... uh... Homestar says she has a big butt. THE END.

== Easter Eggs ==
*This toon features a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching the toon.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
'''MATT:''' Hi, welcome to, uh, a secret.

'''MIKE:''' You found a secret cartoon!

'''MATT:''' Did you know that you found a secret cartoon?

'''MIKE:''' It's not done. And—

'''MATT:''' Helscome my cartoon. It's not done.

'''MIKE:''' Um, it was made many years ago. 2001, the summer of 2001, so that would account for some of the, um... characters looking a little different than they usually look.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' And showing the King of Town's castle!

'''MATT:''' Yeah, which we don't do so much. You just see the corner—you see the inside.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, you don't see the face and the giant drawbridge

'''MATT:''' It doesn't have that—yeah. Uh, yeah, Home—uh, Strong Bad has a cooler, uh... forehead. Oooh, look at that, that's some... X eyes.

'''MIKE:''' I like this part.

'''MATT:''' Ohhh, that looked rough. Look at that terrible grass on that tree, though—I kinda like those trees. I think you did those trees good.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, the trees were good. I remember that.

'''MATT:''' So this was, uh, my wife Jackie and I, who was not my wife at the time, wrote this cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' I thought you said, "She's not your wife anymore."

'''MATT:''' Who's no longer my wife. No, that's not true. Uhm... yeah we wrote this, uh, cartoon... uh, but, uh, it was never, uh, finished. Why wasn't it finished, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' I—I dunno. You didn't record the voices for the rest of it.

'''MATT:''' So yeah, you can hear, obviously... I was in New York, living in New York at the time, so I went ahead and recorded some scratch dialogue for Marzipan. I sound EXACTLY like Melissa. ''{Mike laughs}'' You can tell. And that's, um...

'''MIKE:''' Friar Tuck.

'''MATT:''' Fat friar. Fat, fat friar. So obviously, the plot is that Homestar gets conked on the head, the first thing he sees is the King and the Poopsmith and the castle, so he thinks he's in some medieval land and thinks he's a... a

'''MIKE:''' A minstrel, a roving minstrel.

'''MATT:''' A roving—we sent out our roving camera. ''{pause}'' Um, ''this'', you'll see, the end of this, there's a joke we later harvested for an email. Um, Strong Mad looks naked without the M on his chest.

'''MIKE:''' True.

'''MATT:''' Oh! You got him, Mike. Crushed him. Listen, listen! ''{pause}'' That's from a later style.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, when he drops the big elbow, deleted an email, an—and it was unused emails.

'''MATT:''' Unused emails. Look, Marzipan doesn't even have a ''mouth'' in that scene. And look, there's minstrel Homestar! There's the explanation for the rest of the cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' I just recorded this, like, five minutes ago.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, you will never know, though, unless you listen to this!

== Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===
*This is the only toon where the voice of Marzipan isn't supplied by [[Missy Palmer|Missy]] in a non-[[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoon (it is instead supplied by [[Matt Chapman|Matt]]), so it sounds like [[Strong Sad]].
*This is one of the rare times when we see the King of Town's entire castle.
*This is one of the rare times when we can see Homestar from the front. The other times are in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and the [[Theme Song Video]].
*Apparently Homestar is [[Left Handedness|ambidextrous]], from the way he switches which way he holds the lute.

=== Inside References ===
*The keg of [[Melonade]] is the same as the one from "[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]."
*In the commentary, Matt says "[[Unusual Greetings#Helscome|Helscome]] my cartoon. It's not done," a reference to [[Homestar Runner's Website]], which appeared as an Easter egg in "[[2 years]]."
*This is another instance of [[Kicking The Cheat]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*Strong Bad's quote about breaking his "clavicus majorus" would eventually find its home in "[[unused emails]]."
*Marzipan says "[[crap]]" again in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] and [[environment]], only this time she's voiced by [[Missy Palmer]].
*The music used in the beginning is used again in [[colonization]], only this time it's expanded.
*Homestar's crossed eyes appear again in the Strong Bad Email [[car]].
*The term "fat, fat friar" from the commentary would later be used in [[Thy Dungeonman 3]].

== Related Links ==
*[[strongbad_email.exe]]

[[Category:DVD Commentary]]
[[Category:Toons]]

Gender Confusion

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:43:57 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Other Characters */ actually, since Pom Pom is telling HR what to say...

[[Image:Senior prom.PNG|thumb|"And now to announce your Prom King and Queen!"]]
In addition to [[cross-dressing]], characters also say and do things that suggest they are '''unclear about one's gender'''.

== Appearances ==
=== [[Coach Z]] ===
*Email [[2 emails]] — Coach Z picks up a name tag and claims he's "Hot Girl #37".
*Email [[garage sale]] — Coach Z counts himself as a mom.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Homestar mistakes Coach Z for Strong Sad's date, "Deborah".
*Email [[rated]] — Strong Bad thinks Coach Z kinda looks like his [[parents|mom]], and Coach Z responds by asking if he should shave his legs.
*[[Date Nite]] — The last scene implies that Coach Z believes that [[Bubs]] is his date (hence the the fact that he acts like a housewife and [[Cross-Dressing|wears hair curlers]]), while Bubs was really [[Marzipan]]'s next date.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — When confronting [[The Umpire]], he states he's playing women's lacrosse, and is seen wearing a pink skirt.

=== [[Senor Cardgage]] ===
*Email [[kind of cool]] — [[Strong Bad]] boasts that Creepy Comb-over Strong Bad would still be "so cool, that even if you were a dude, [he'd] still call at you like you were a lady." In an Easter Egg, Senor Cardgage calls Strong Bad "ma'am," and later, "Ethel".
*Email [[flashback]] Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Bad as "Elizagerth"
*[[Senor Mortgage]] — Senor Cardgage calls the [[Visor Robot]] "Valerie".
*[[Senorial Day]] — Senor Cardgage calls Strong Bad "Ms. America".
*Email [[rough copy]] Senor Cardgage refers to Strong Bad as "Grendolyn".
*Email [[rated]] — Senor Cardgage calls Strong Bad "Bridget".

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
*Teen Girl Squad Menu — In one version, [[The Ugly One]] tells the other girls "Teacher just called me 'young man'".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] — The Ugly One has "boy or girl?" written next to her picture in the opening.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — [[Mr. Pitters]] wants to be a "Teen Girl".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — [[So and So]]'s job at Shirt Folding Store requires her to wear a name tag labeled "Mark". Later, she is shown with stubble.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] — A boy refers to [[What's Her Face]] as a "dude" and a "she" within the same sentence.

=== Other Characters ===
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Homestar, while delirious, sees [[Strong Sad]] as a nun.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — In the ending where Strong Sad's hands get glued to his butt, [[Bubs]] scolds him for not being "very ladylike".
*Email [[couch patch]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad]] mistakes Carl Lewis for a girl and writes graffiti on the couch proclaiming that "shes hot".
*[[Under Construction]] — [[Stinkoman]] refers to [[1-Up]] and [[Pan Pan]] as "ladies".
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Coach Z confuses his father for his mother. Later, Homestar calls Marzipan "Marzi-man".
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan "the go-to guy, or gal" for joining a [[Goat]][[face]] Club. He says it would be hard to tell which because of her goatface.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad exclaims, "Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?" when [[Homestar Runner]] distracts him during ''[[Caleb Rentpayer]].''
*[[Malloween Commercial]] — Homestar calls [[Marshie]] "little boy or Girl".
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad with no [[pants]] on is crowned the Prom Queen.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] refer to [[The Cheat]] as if he is Strong Mad's girlfriend.
*Email [[road trip]] — Homestar mistakes Strong Bad and The Cheat for young lovers [[Making Out|making out]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Homestar mistakes himself for a [[Pregnancy|pregnant]] woman.
*[[Lappynapped!]] — Homestar's voice sounds female when he gets a spit bubble stuck in his throat.
*Email [[coloring]] — Homestar calls Marzipan "Teacherman".
*Email [[4 branches]] — Strong Bad refers to Phone Tree Survivor Number Thirteen as both "ma'am" and "sir."
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Sad mistakes lace-lifted Strong Bad for his "great-grandma".
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad calls Homestar "the little girl behind [him] who wouldn't shut up."
*Email [[highschool]] — According to Strong Bad's "extremely unphotographic memory", during "middle school", Homestar Runner behaved and dressed up as a nanny.
*Email [[isp]] — Homestar Runner calls Strong Bad "ma'am".
*[[One Two, One Two]] — Strong Bad sings that he is a woman on the prowl. Later, after [[Homsar]]'s solo, he sings that he is an independent girl.
**[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homestar sings exactly the same song in the shower.
*Email [[mini-golf]] — The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] calls Strong Bad "ma'am", but Strong Bad interprets this as if the Whale is talking to his mother.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Homestar's avatar on [[The Pizz#VirtualPizz.biz|VirtualPizz.biz]] has lipstick.
*Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad calls the email's sender, "Mollyman".
*Email [[nightlife]] — Homestar dreams of being a girl scout.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad refers to the email's senders, Lyd and Jules, as "maybe ladies."
*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw]] — Narrator Strong Bad calls Strong Sad "some fat girl".
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat pretend to be grandmas baking.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — If you make Strong Bad prank call himself using Homestar's Phone, he will pretend to be Homestar Runner, claiming to be an "attractive woman." In addition, when you talk to Strong Sad while he's in [[Strong Sad's Room|his room]], Strong Sad will say, "You're not even my real mom!" to Strong Bad.
*[[Costume Commercial]] — Homestar calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The Two-O-Duo's album has a song titled, "Throwin' Rocks Through Ol' Man Marzipan's Windows". [[Pom Pom]] (through Homestar) refers to PomStar's audience (consisting of Marzipan and Coach Z) as containing "ladies".
*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] — Dangeresque pretends to be the chief's wife, and makes the chief remark "I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!"
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad and [[Rather Dashing]] pretend Strong Sad is a princess.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar says "Yes sir!" to Marzipan after being asked about wanting a Donut shop.


{{sectionstub}}

== See Also ==
*[[Cross-dressing]]
*[[Pregnancy]]

[[Category:Activity running gags]][[Category:Recurring Themes]]

8-Bit is Enough

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:14:36 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Real-World References */ - extra s

{{pn|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Homestar Ruiner}}
[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"Uhh... Anybody know how to kill a dragon?"]]

[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 235x225.png|125px|left]][[Image:8-Bit is Enough Logo.png|125px|left]]
'''8-Bit is Enough''' is the fifth and final Episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Season One. Written by Chuck Jordan, Mike Stemmle, Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. Rated E10+ for [[alcohol]] and [[tobacco]] reference, comic mischief, mild cartoon violence, and mild suggestive themes by the ESRB.

When Strong <strike>Bad's</strike> [[Blatant Lies|Sad's]] botched-up stunt damages the [[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]], [[Trogdor]] makes his debut, doing what he does best: burninating the countryside! What's more, other 8-bit games are leaking into the real world, throwing [[Free Country, USA]] into chaos! Only [[Strong Bad|High Lord Awesome]] can take back the night and conquer this scorching menace, once and for all! Only question is: anybody know how to kill a dragon?

A brief trailer for this episode is included in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (as [[Munchox]]), {{film|Trogdor}}, {{film|Stinkoman}}, [[Videlectrix Guys]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]], [[Gel-Arshie]][[Category:Marshie Filmography]], [[Snake Boxer 5|Boxer Joe]], [[Math Kickers|The Algebros]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe|Dancing Bear]], {{film|Limozeen}}, {{film|Rather Dashing}}, [[Old Man]], miscellaneous [[peasants]], [[Browntant]], [[Chorch]], [[Horrible Painting]], [[ULTIMATE TROGDOR!!!]], [[Ultimate Strong Bad]], {{film|Drive-Thru Whale}}

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[[House of the Brothers Strong]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]] 
[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]] 
[[Strong Bad's Room]] 
[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]] 
[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]] 
[[Strong Mad's Room]] 
[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]] 
[[Strong Sad's Room]] 
[[Computer Room]]
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[[The Field]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 
[[Strong Badia]] 
[[Gremlin|Cool Car]] 
[[Snap Shak]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|The Drive-Thru Whale]] 
[[The Stick]] 
[[The Brick Wall]] 
[[TROGDOR!|Trogdor Arcade Machine]] 

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[[Videlectrix Mainframe]] 
[[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]] 
[[Peasantry]] 
[[Planet K]] 
[[Halfathlon]]/[[Race Track]] 
[[Trog-Cave]]

|}

'''Date:''' December 15, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

==Preview Transcript==
[[Image:TrogdorintheBasement.png|thumb|"Aw, crapsicles!"]]
''{"in the next episode of STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" is displayed in the [[Fonts#Joystix|Joystix font]]. Cut to the back of the television, with a short bit of dramatic music. Pan up to show Strong Bad on the couch, playing Space Circus Catastrophe, with the music also heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha-ha! Missed me! ''{Puts down the controller, squints his eyes}'' Aw, crapsicles.

''{ Stinkoman pops up from behind the veiwer's left side of the couch, Strong Bad looks at him}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha ha ha ha! ''{Stinkoman points at Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn! ''{Cut to a close up of Stinkoman}'' For babies! ''{The camera zooms in closer and angles in on Stinkoman}'' Who have a turn!

''{Cut back to couch. Strong Bad is still squinting his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Tilts his head down}'' Okay! Man, ''{Tilts his head up}'' shut up!

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{Drops back down and reappears on the other side of the couch, with his shoulders shrugging, Strong Bad looks at him}'' YOU shut up! You're dumb! ''{Stinkoman lowers his shoulders. Strong Bad lowers his eyelids.}'' And your head is wide ''{Stinkoman makes a distance with his hands.}'' like the river! ''{Points at Strong Bad. Strong Bad looks away from him, eyelids still lowered}'' You have the river head! ''{While laughing, he appears on the left side of the couch, then the top of the screen, then the bottom right corner of the screen, and last the bottom-left-center corner of the screen.}'' Ha ha ha ha!

''{The 8-Bit Is Enough logo appears on a swirling kamikaze background with a shing sound effect. An orchestra-themed music plays. Strong Bad and Stinkoman collide in the center of the screen, replacing the logo with "STRONG BAD'S COOL GAME FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE" and with "New episode every month!" in yellow in Joystix as in a black strip in the same swirling kamikaze background. The screen goes black. Thunder and brief glimpses reveal Trogdor. Trogdor roars. The Trogdor theme from the Peasant's Quest plays. There is then a cut to Stinkoman and Trogdor on the couch. Trogdor is holding the Fun Machine controller in his beefy arm. Stinkoman is laughing inaudibly, and Trogdor is roaring. There is a pan left, to see Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, anybody know how to kill a dragon?

''{Cut to a black screen, fading in the text "www.telltalegames.com" or "Play it on WiiWare" in Joystix. "www.telltalegames.com" appears on the PC version or on the online video, while "Play it on WiiWare" will be shown on the Wii version.}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:Sbcg4ap105 knockedout.png|<center>The arcade classic comes to life</center>
Image:Videlectrix Mainframe.png|<center>Videlectrix Mainframe</center>
Image:Sbcg4ap105 ghosts.png|<center>Colonial Ghosts</center>
Image:ProFruitboarder.png|<center>[[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]]</center>
Image:8-Bit Stinkoman20X6.png|<center>Stinkoman 20X6</center>
</gallery>
{{sectionstub}}

== Inventory ==
*???
*Cell Phone
*Key
*8-Bit Key
*8-Bit Lantern
*Light Musket
*Logic Board
*Med Kit
*Quarter
*Quest Thingie
*8-Bit Quill
*Scorpion Food
*Snakes
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
*8-Bit Tea Bag
*TrogSword(TM)
*Trophy

===Party Members===
*Algebros
*Boxer Joe
*Gel-Arshie
*The Innkeeper
*Limozeen's Space Machine
*Mista Fixit (The Poopsmith)
*Peasants
*Performing Bear
*Putchnya Shotski (Strong Mad)
*Rather Dashing

== Ranks ==
#''(blank)''
#Creepy Adult Software
#Games "For Girls"
#Sub-Text Adventure
#Point 'n' Sick Stories
#Buisness Casual Game
#Weird Japanese RPG
#Flight Stimulator 2009
#2nd Person Shooter
#Non-Lame Movie Tie-In
#Omnisensory VR Netskin
#SBCG4AP MMORPG!!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Shovelware|Shovelware]] is low quality, quickly ported or programed computer programs, usually done to capitalize on a trend or make a quick profit.
*In the intro, Strong Sad says that the arcade game's fan needs to be serviced, and Strong Bad asks where he can find any fan service. [[Wikipedia:Fanservice|Fanservice]] is content added mainly to please the fans. It is quite appropriate, then, that Trogdor starts to break out of the arcade immediately after Strong Bad's question.
*"Yatta!" is a Japanese word which means "I did it!", or "All right!" in English.
*Placing a pineapple slice in gelatin will cause the gelatin to dissolve.
*A [[Wikipedia:Slush fund|slush fund]] is a reserve of money set aside for illegal or dishonest purposes.

===Trivia===
*This is the only episode to lack [[Pom Pom]]; since [[Homsar]] is also missing, this means that this episode has the fewest main characters at 10; all of the others had 11 or 12.
*This and [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] are the only two episodes to happen on the same day.
**Despite this, there is a calendar on the [[Computer Room]] wall despite the fact it was missing from the present-day opening of Dangeresque 3.

===Remarks===
*In the preview for this episode, Strong Bad has a black outline, and his arms look oddly deformed for some reason.
*Even in extended play, you cannot go outside with a costume in this episode.
**This is likely because you will become Rather Dashing if you visit Peasantry in Extended Play.
*When the difficulty slider is set to "high" but the lever hasn't been pulled to make Professor Pineapple shoot fruit in Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder, there is a steady stream of pineapple slices, but no other changes to the game. However, when both are set, there is an extremely high amount of fruit even discounting the fruit Professor Pineapple shoots.
*If you click the main menu button near the peasants running around at the inn they turn around and look at you.
*In Stinkoman 20X6, extra lives appear as multiple Stinkomans(one per life). However, in the actual Stinkoman 20X6 game, a Stinkoman head with a number next to it is used to list extra lives, rather than each extra life being represented by a Stinkoman clone.
*In the preview for this episode, both Stinkoman and Trogdor enter the real world, but only Trogdor enters the real world in the actual game.
*When used in the fight against the Ultimate Trogdor, Gel-Arshie claims that he can't be burninated because he's inflammable. However, inflammable actually means the same thing as flammable.

===Goofs===
*During the credits, when RoboKingofTown is shown, he is not wearing the sunglasses he wore earlier in the game.
*Also during the credits, [[Nebulon]] is not shown even though the Space Clown and Algebraic Expression are.
*The credits subtitle for Stinkoman says "THE POOPSMITH" for a second before he reaches the vertical center.

===Glitches===
*The costume items from Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, excluding the Dangeresque Glasses, are not available in the Snap Shak in the PC version, apparently due to a writing error in Episode 4.
*During the cutscene when Gel-Arshie is obtained, the Gel-Arshie game cartridge can be seen floating where The Cheat was holding it before the lights went out. It disappears after the game saves.
*Sometimes during the fight against Ultimate Trogdor, you cannot use a Peasant on the upper left-hand pedistal.
*In the Stinkoman 20X6 location, if you click the really tall ladder when it's built while on the starting platform, the cutscene will play and you'll be on the lower platform, next to the ladder. Clicking anywhere warps you back to the left edge of the starting platform.

===Inside References===
*Trogdor has previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[Trogday 08]].
*Stinkoman and Strong Bad previously met in the email [[alternate universe]] and Stinkoman also previously appeared in Free Country USA in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
**Stinkoman also insulted Strong Bad in [[alternate universe]], saying he has a big nose.
*References to the first four SBCG4AP episodes include:
**The [[Taranchula]] standee that Strong Bad "fights" in [[Strong Badia the Free]] returning, but without the fire and ice heads.
**Homestar stating that quarters taste like butterscotch, like he did in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] when the hole in the [[Strong Badia|Strong Borneo]] fence is examined in extended play.
**Strong Bad talking about the [[Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton]] he won during the Race to the End of the Race, a reference to [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**When Strong Bad collects the scorpion food, he sings, "Puttin' scorpion food in my pants; hope I don't get stung!", echoing his singing "Puttin' bat hutches in my pants; hope I don't get bit!" in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When the Limozeen [[The Space Machine|Space Machine]] picks up "Marzy-Kong", [[Larry]] exclaims, "Oh, crap! It's that crazy lady from the Battle of the Bands!!" as another reference to [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**Strong Bad mumbling, "[[Rhinofeeder]]", which he also mumbled in the beginning of [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Trogdor claiming that he can't handle Strong Bad's style, which Strong Bad said that nobody could in [[Homestar Ruiner]], unless they are a pretty lady.
*The introductory narration is similar to the one used in [[fingers]]. The announcer of said introduction also appeared in the same email.
**Homestar also mispronounced "Previously" in [[DNA Evidence]].
*When Strong Bad goes through a video game portal, his last two transformations are [[Atari Strong Bad]] and [[Secret Collect.]] Strong Bad, respectively.
*[[Mr. Shmallow]] can be seen on the Pineapple Gun.
*Upon entering the Peasantry area, Strong Bad will remark on the game's status as "the best-selling video computer TV game of all time", as it was previously referred to as in [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]].
**Likewise, the music from the trailer plays as background music in Peasantry and at the final battle, and Rather Dashing speaks exactly as he does in the trailer.
*The [[wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]] Scorpions from [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] return in Halfathlon.
*In addition to the four historical figures, the puzzle wheel in the Videlectrix Mainframe depicts Trogdor, the [[Jhonka]], [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]], and [[Kid Speedy]].
*The loading screen for the first-person segment reads "Get [[SBLOUNSKCHED]]!", a reference to [[candy product]].
*In Extended Play, when trying to get ye flask, the text on the bottom reads "[[seriously]], get ye flask".
*When Chorch gets angry, he says he will make Stinkoman wish he was never born. This phrase was mentioned in Chorch's description in the [[Stinkomanual]].
*Clicking on the pennants in Extended Play will show a credits sequence that mentions [[Cherry Greg]], [[A. Chimendez]], [[Lem Sportsinterviews|"Lem" Sportsinterviews]], [[Douglas]], [[Levert Burtmore]], [[The Deke]], and [[Dennis]], along with [[Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat]].
*The "ultimate" form of Strong Bad was mentoned numerous times during the production of SBCG4AP, namely the [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] and the [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]. Strong Bad complained numerous time about [[Telltale Games]] not using the "concept art", explaining Strong Bad's remark of "Whoa! They ''finally'' listened to me!"
**The concept art appears again during and after the credits.
*The final cutscene has an instance of [[couch mumbling]].
*Homestar previously ate coins (albeit more deliberately) in [[do over]].
*Homestar mentions his [[hremail]]s in one of the hints he gives.
*When Strong Bad first enters Stinkoman 20X6, he says, "Now I want to be the guy too.", paraphrasing [[1-Up]]'s line in [[japanese cartoon]]: "Everybody says you're the guy. But I wanna be the guy too!"
*On the title screen and during the credits, the music is an instrumental version of [[Please Stop Trying To Handle My Style]].
*The 8-bit lantern resembles the one in [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Strong Bad asks Strong Sad to "shut up [[nine times]]".
*The dual inclusion of the Roman helmet and Old Timey [[Free Country, USA]] background in the photo booth may refer to an Easter egg in [[highschool]].
*When Stinkoman is defeated by Browntant and Chorch, he says "You made my stummy hurt!". This is a reference to the game over screen of Stinkoman 20X6.

===Real-World References===
*The title is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Eight Is Enough|Eight Is Enough]], a television comedy-drama from the late 1970s and early '80s.
*Lady Crate Ape is a take off of [[Donkey Kong]], possibly, in the same trend as [[Wikipedia:Ms_pacman |Ms. Pacman]].
**When Marzipan is possessed by the spirit of the game, her expression is similar to Kong's expression on the original video game cabinet. Strong Bad also frequently refers to her as "Marzy-Kong".
**The way the portions of the scaffolding are put together and fall down when she stomps on the roof mimics the way the game begins in most versions, minus the part where the entire thing collapses.
*Strong Bad complains about taking a [[Wikipedia:The Color Purple|''The Color Purple'']] personality quiz when answering an email.
*Strong Bad climbing the vine with the smiling cloud on the Awesomeness screen is modeled after [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]].
**Similarly, the bushes with eyes in the intro screen are another reference to the ''[[Mario]]'' series.
**Homestar saying "Hurray! You win! Ptoo! Ptoo!" could also be a reference to Mario, because when you win a level in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]], fireworks would go off with a similar sound.
**When Strong Bad first enters Peasantry, he assumes hitting his head on things will make coins come out, a reference to the theme of making coins come out of blocks by jumping into them in said series.
***This could also refer to the act of somersaulting into trees to get various objects in [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, also by [[Nintendo]].
**The music and appearance of the ghosts haunting the House of Strong (particularly the ghosts flying out the front when outside) is reminiscent of the ghost houses in [[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]].
*Some of the games depicted on the Awesomeness screen are [[Wikipedia:Pong|Pong]], [[Wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]], and [[Wikipedia:Asteroids (video game)|Asteroids]].
*At one point, Gel-Arshie says "Hi! I'm Gel-Arshie!" in exactly the same way Hugh Bliss says his catchphrase "Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss!" in ''[[Wikipedia:Sam And Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy|Sam And Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]''.
*"The ladder is a lie" may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Portal (video game)|Portal]], where the phrase "the cake is a lie" is written all around the testing facility.
*Homestar mentions that he used his lucky quarter to beat [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|Street Masher]], [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter 2|Street Masher 2]], and [[Wikipedia:Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo|Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition]]; these games seem to be based on the [[Street Fighter]] series, and indeed, ''Street Fighter II'' was infamous for having many minor variations before ''Street Fighter III'' came out.
*Homestar will, at one point, pop up and say "Hey! Listen!" He does so in the same fashion as Navi in [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time]].
**The locked door at the end of the game is similar to the locked doors in Ocarina of Time, too.
*If Strong Bad shoots at a ghost in The Field and misses, The Cheat pops up to laugh at him. This is similar to [[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]], where the player's hunting dog does the same.
*Strong Sad saying "You shall not pass!" is a reference to Gandalf's confrontation with the Balrog in [[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|Fellowship of the Ring]].
*Also, Strong Sad's line "Abandon all hope, ye who enter" is a reference to what is written above the entrance to the gates of Hell in Dante's epic poem [[Wikipedia:Divine_Comedy|The Divine Comedy]].
*The first person section is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Wolfenstein 3D|Wolfenstein 3D]] by iD Software; the King of Town's appearance and death speech are references to that game's depiction of Hitler.
**In addition, the name of the castle where this takes place is "Castle Poopenstein".
**When switching to first person perspective, Strong Bad says "Quake and fear". [[Wikipedia:Quake|Quake]] and [[Wikipedia:F.E.A.R.|F.E.A.R.]] are two popular first person shooters.
**In addition, the "Get Sblounskched" loading bar is from Wolfenstein 3D (in which it reads "Get Psyched!").
**The King of Town carries two machine guns, similar to the final boss in Wolfenstein 3D.
* The show that Strong Bad says on TV, "Videlectrix Saturday Mornideo Games", refers to the Saturday Morning cartoon series ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Supercade|Saturday Supercade]]'' which aired on [[Wikipedia:CBS|CBS]] from 1983 to 1985.
*The words "ALL WORK AND NO FRUIT MAKES GEL-ARSHIE A DULL BOY" that fill up the TV screen after beating the Gel-Arshie game with the kill screen is a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Shining (film)|The Shining]]''.
*Strong Bad looking through the TrogSword in 20X6 is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Thundercats|Thundercats]]'', in particular Lion-O's transformation sequence. He also makes a reference to [[Wikipedia:He-Man|He-Man]] during this sequence.
**The TrogSword also looks very similar to Lion-O's sword with a symbol of Trogdor in the hilt instead of the Thundercats symbol.
*Several historical figures appear in the "Spirit of '76" game, including [[Wikipedia:John Hancock|John Hancock]], [[Wikipedia:Benjamin Franklin|Benjamin Franklin]], [[Wikipedia:Samuel Adams|Samuel Adams]], and [[Wikipedia:Paul Revere|Paul Revere]]. All figure significantly in the American Revolution.
**Samuel Adams saying he "probably invented beer" refers to the [[Wikipedia:Boston Beer Company|Samuel Adams]] brand of beer.
**When you give him the item, John Hancock says to make sure your family is insured, a reference to the [[Wikipedia:John Hancock Insurance|John Hancock Insurance]] company.
*Interacting with the mirror in the bathroom will make Strong Bad reference the [[Wikipedia:Bloody Mary (folklore)|Bloody Mary legend]].
*The Gel-Arshie portion of the game is likely a reference to [[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]], a 1993 product placement game for 7-Up that featured its red mascot on a surf board.
*After using Gel-Arshie on the brick wall, he says the line "What's in the box?", a reference to the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Seven (film)|Se7en]]''.
*The "Bloodstone" in Trogdor's Lair is a reference to the game [[Wikipedia:Return to Krondor|Return to Krondor]], in which there is a "Nightstone" that casts everything in red light and reveals a hidden place, which holds the secret to destroying your enemy forever.
*Strong Bad's remark about the peasants starting a commune is a reference to [[Monty Python|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']], specifically the scene in which Dennis explains that he and his fellow peasants are an [[wikipedia:Anarcho-syndicalism|anarcho-syndicalist]] commune.
*When Strong Mad is in Halfathalon, he will exclaim "[[Wikipedia:Glasnost|GLASNOST]]! [[Wikipedia:Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn|SOLZHENITSYN]]!"
**When Strong Bad responds, his pronunciation of "Puttin'" likely refers to [[Russia|Russian]] president, [[Wikipedia:Vladamir Putin|Vladamir Putin]].
**"Zhivago" is a reference to [[wikipedia:Doctor Zhivago|Doctor Zhivago]].
*When Strong Bad gives the trophy to Strong Mad, he says "ich bin ein [[donut]]". This is an obvious variant of [[Wikipedia:Ich bin ein Berliner|Ich bin ein Berliner]]. Furthermore, it is a play on the urban legend that the [[German]] phrase means "I am a jelly donut."
*When entering Peasantry from the Videlectrix Mainframe any time after solving the code wheel, Strong Bad says, "Load p-quest comma eight comma one" referencing LOAD“FILE”,8,1 the command needed to load games and programs into many [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computers.
*When summoning Boxer Joe, Strong Bad sometimes says "Round 1, FIGHT!" the same way the announcer does in [[Mortal Kombat]].
*When Strong Bad finally uses the performing bear, he shouts "I choose you." This is a clear reference to [[Pokémon]].
*In the game's music files, Halfathlon is referred to as [[Wikipedia:Summer Games|Summer Games]].
*"The Videlectrix Halfathalon" title mimics the similarly named The Activision Decathalon.
*The box art for Mista Fixit is modeled after the "album cover" boxes of early [[Wikipedia:Electronic Arts|Electronic Arts]], complete with an incorporation of the company's logo into the artwork.
*Revealing the ghosts with the camera is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Fatal Frame|Fatal Frame]] series of games, where you also reveal and defeat ghosts in a similar fashion.
*The Videlectrix Power magazine is a reference to the real-world [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Power|Nintendo Power]] magazine.
*The music and the jump celebration by Strong Bad after defeating Ultimate Trogdor may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy Series]].
*The scene where Strong Bad wakes up and tells everybody they were in his dream is a parody of the ending scene from ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.
*Strong Bad calling Strong Sad a "dumpla-lumpa" references the Oompa Loompas, the little men that work for [[Wikipedia:Willy Wonka|Willy Wonka]].
*When trying to use the Lappy during the Redcoat Ghost Patrol minigame, Strong Bad declines, saying that he "might get sucked into the screen or something". This is a possible reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Poltergeist (film)|Poltergeist]]''.
*Asking about Stinkoman's robot boots will unleash a diatribe ending with "And I can kick!", which is taken from an infamous 1987 [[Wikipedia:Late Night With David Letterman|Late Night With David Letterman]] interview with [[Wikipedia:Crispin Glover|Crispin Glover]] which also featured large shoes.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad is kicked out of the house by the redcoat ghost, Homestar will pop up and say "The ghosts are coming from inside the house!", a reference to the movie "[[Wikipedia:When a Stranger Calls (1979 film)|When a Stranger Calls]]".
*When Strong Sad walks off with Rather Dashing, he remarks, "I think is the beginning of a beautiful friendship", which is the last line of the film [[Wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]].
*When Strong Bad says, "It's starting to knock the husk out of my naturally husky head", this is a reference to [[Wikipedia:A Charlie Brown Christmas|A Charlie Brown Christmas]] when Frieda says, "It's taking the curl out of my naturally curly hair!"

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:community/blogs/id-398|Telltale blog entry confirming Trogdor's appearance]]
*[[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|Official episode page]]
*[[Forum:14934|forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough"]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7349 Telltale forum thread re: "8-Bit is Enough]

===Reviews===
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/12/strong_bad_episode_5_8_bit_is_enough WiiWare World review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/938/938668p1.html IGN review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/440/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.gameshark.com/reviews/3184/Strong-Bad-Episode-5-8-Bit-is-Enough.htm GameShark review]
*[http://gamebrainspew.com/2009/01/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-e5/ GameBrainSpew review]
*[http://www.gamesradar.com/wii/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-8-bit-is-enough-wiiware/review/strong-bads-cool-game-for-attractive-people-8-bit-is-enough-wiiware/a-20090106151416192261/g-200812091643093064 GamesRadar review]
*[http://www.cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeopleepisode58bitisenoughreview.html Cheat Code Central review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171893&p=44 1Up.com review]
*[http://pc.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r37090.htm GameZone review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=438&p=1 Video Game Generation review]

{{SBCG4AP}}

Strong Bad Main Page

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:26:47 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Trivia */ That's because it's part of the game

{{othermainnav|talky2|King of Town|Homsar}}
[[Image:sbmain.PNG|220px|thumb|TV, Atari, and Frampton. Yes.]]

The '''Strong Bad Main Page''' is a hidden main page, found in the [[Homestar Talker]] game.

'''Date:''' October 29, 2000, or earlier

'''Page Title:''' Homestar Talker

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, A cockroach 

'''Place:''' [[Strong Bad's Room]]

==Button Effects==
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — "Oh, man, I hate this guy!" A dart will be thrown at a picture of [[Homestar Runner]]. You can add up to 5 darts by rolling over the button again.
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — The game "[[Nighttime Driving Type Game|Night Driver]]" will play on the TV. "Oh, I love this game. I got a high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that!"
*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — A black light comes on and a clip from "Do You Feel Like We Do?" by [[Peter Frampton]] plays, while Strong Bad gushes, "Oh, check it out, this guy's guitar is totally talking!"
*'''[[Downloads]]''' — The stereo plays "[[Poot-Slap]]".
*'''[[Store]]''' — "Help yourself to those chips, man. I mean, they've been there since like [[The Cheat]]'s birthday party but..." A cockroach, possibly [[Gavin]], crawls out of the chip bag.
*'''[[Email]]''' — The unicorn poster peels back to reveal a poster of Farrah Fawcett. "Why hello there, Buda Sita, you looking good tonight."

== Fun Facts ==

===Trivia===
*The original "[[Nighttime Driving Type Game|Night Driver]]" game for the Atari 2600 is played with the paddles, not the joystick as pictured.

===Remarks===
*The Quotes, Weekly Fanstuff, and Sketchbook boxes appear slightly off-center, due to the black space on either side of the menu.
*When you mouse over the '''Toons''', '''Games''', '''Email''', and '''Characters''' buttons, Strong Bad's voice is the old voice. However, if you do that to the '''Store''' buttons, he has his modern voice.
**If you beat his score of 50,000 in the Nighttime Driving Type Game, the secret video that follows also has Strong Bad in his modern voice.

===Goofs===
*If you roll over the '''Store''' button, then wait about 10 seconds, you return to the Homestar Talker. This is stopped if you roll over any of the other buttons, except for '''Downloads'''.
*When you roll over '''Characters''' and the black light comes down, the chips, darts, and poster of Homestar do not change color, except for Homestar's tongue.

===Glitches===
*If you put the mouse over "Toons" several times in quick succession, some darts may freeze in mid-flight, or while wobbling. In this situation, putting the mouse over it again will move the frozen dart to another frozen position. Each subsequent dart is unaffected by what is done to a previous dart.
*After Strong Bad says his line when you mouse over the '''Toons''', '''Games''', '''Characters''', and '''E-mail''' buttons, all the buttons (except for the buttons to the left, "SB" Museum link included) disappear briefly. This is particularly noticeable in the [[Main Page Messages]] alert oval, since the sequence of messages starts over.
*Clicking the [[H*R.com updates 2007#Monday, July 2, 2007|baby lady message]] that appeared from July 2, 2007 and onwards caused the message to appear behind both Strong Bad and the "Store" button.

===Inside References===
*Though it is unsure and probably unlikely, this might be an appearance of [[Gavin]].

===Real-World References===
*The Unicorn blacklight poster is [http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Unicorn-in-Paradise-Posters_i1314254_.htm "Unicorn In Paradise"] (allegedly) by Funky Enterprises, Inc.
*The [[Wikipedia:Farrah Fawcett|Farrah Fawcett]] poster is considered to be the best-selling pin-up poster of all time, with more than 12 million copies sold.
*"Do You Feel Like We Do?" is a 14-minute song from the classic album [[Wikipedia:Frampton Comes Alive!|''Frampton Comes Alive!'']] where by using a [[Wikipedia:Talk box|talk box]] Frampton would make his guitar "talk" (as Strong Bad pointed out). Stong Bad's comment closely resembles, and may be a reference to, the [[The Simpsons]] episode [[Wikipedia:Homerpalooza|Homerpalooza]] where the character Jimbo says "Man, that guy's guitar is talking" during Frampton's performance of the song.

===Fast Forward===
*The [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] is from the [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] games. If you take his challenge and beat his score of fifty thousand on it you'll earn a secret video that refers to this main page:
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you beat my high score, huh? Well, check this out, I just finished this game. ''{Shows you the screen, his score is one point higher than yours.}'' Oh, tough luck, man! I guess it's back to the drawing board for you! Or, back to the Night Driving board, or uh.... Get out of my basement!

== External Links ==
*[[HR:talky2.html|play Homestar Talker]]
*[[HR:talky2.swf|play Homestar Talker (Flash file)]]
*[[HR:mainsb.swf|view the Flash File for Poster Animation]]

{{Main Page}}

[[Category:Main Pages]]

The Brick Wall

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:07:40 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: - unnessecary comma; add link

[[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|thumb|Hi, Pointless wall.]]
'''The Brick Wall''' stands just a few steps from [[Homestar Runner]]'s door. In The Best
Decemberween Ever, Homestar and [[Strong Sad]] stand behind The Brick Wall and discuss [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Decemberween]] present. It has since become somewhat of a staple of Decemberween toons, though it has made appearances in non-holiday related toons, as well.

The wall is a reference to the comic strip [[Peanuts]], in which Charlie Brown and his friends stand behind a similar wall.

In [[SBCG4AP]], the wall is located between [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] and [[The Stick]].

In [[Strong Badia the Free]], the Brick Wall forms its own country called [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Minor Countries|the Union of Soviet Socialist Repubricks]].

==See also==
*[[Graffiti Wall]]

==Appearances==

*'''Debut:''' [[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
*[[Kid Speedy]]
*Email [[keep cool]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Happy Dethemberween]]
*Email [[rated]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Badia the Free]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands]]
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough]]
*[[Where U Goin' 2?]]
[[Category:Places|Brick Wall, The]]

Strong Bad's Technology

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:44:58 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Computers */ fix

{{about|running gag}} {{foremail|technology}}
[[Image:Strong Bad lamenting The Paper.png|thumb|"Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!"]]
[[Strong Bad]] shows a strong preference for out-of-date '''technology'''. Sometimes his feelings are so strong they lead to a state of denial, in which he describes such outmoded technologies as cutting-edge. Similarly, the company [[Videlectrix]], which Strong Bad endorses, seems to embrace a mission plan of releasing 8-bit and 16-bit "[[Peasant's Quest Preview#Easter Eggs|video computer games on TV]]" which they consider to have "good graphics". Strong Bad continually remains adamant that his computers are high tech. In [[animal]] and [[redesign]], however, Strong Bad mocks [[The Cheat]]'s use of "new computers".

== Appearances ==
*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — Strong Bad appears to think that a record holds more than a CD, as the announcer states that the collection is available on 3 records or 7 CDs. Also, he claims that it's available on [[8-tracks]], which have not been seen in stores since the eighties.
**An 8-track tape could also have more songs than a record, depending how long the songs are and if the record is 33, 45, or 78 rpm.
*Several occasions — The only telephone that Strong Bad ever seems to answer is a seventies telephone, with the only buttons to press being those used for dialing. Since the eighties, speed dial and redial have been standard on all phones.
**Although the headpiece should be attached to the base, Strong Bad's appears to be [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected]] from the base.
*Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]] — Strong Bad uses outdated [[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|computers]], and praised the [[Compy 386]] and [[Lappy 486]] as state-of-the-art computers with awesome features. [[The Paper]], as well, appears to come from a tractor-fed dot matrix printer. In home use, such printers are now nearly non-existent.
*Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]] — The operating system that Strong Bad uses on the Tandy 400 resembles that of [[Wikipedia:ProDOS|ProDOS]], while the Compy 386 and Lappy 486 resemble that of [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]], both of which have been replaced with [[Wikipedia:Graphical user interface|GUI operating systems]] in most modern home computers.
*Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]] — Strong Bad's computer desk appears to have a case of either floppies or diskettes. Floppies were discontinued entirely when diskettes came out, and diskettes are almost extinct.
*Email [[duck pond]] — Strong Bad says that the [[Atari 2600|Atari]] version of [[Duck Pond]] has state-of-the-art graphics.
*Email [[gimmicks]] — Despite Strong Sad's claim that he could replace the [[Tandy 400]] with a comparable computer "at a yard sale for, like, fifteen dollars," Strong Bad asserts that he "liked that computer". He evidently disregards Strong Sad's encouragement to get a modern computer when he chooses the [[Compy 386]].
**Despite the accurate price description by Strong Sad, he still asks to borrow 900 dollars, most of which was presumably not spent on a new computer.
*Email [[weird dream]] — Strong Bad is unaware of how to use The Cheat's [[Tangerine Dreams|iMac]]'s [[Wikipedia:Mac OS|Mac OS]].
*Email [[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad refers to [[Fishing Challenge '91]] as "the pinnacle of graphics".
*Email [[50 emails]] (Easter Egg) — [[Old Timey Strong Bad]] used a "telegramophone" (more commonly a [[Wikipedia:telegraph|telegraph]]), although by the 1930s they had been almost completely replaced by the telephone.
*Email [[website]] — [[Strong Bad's Website]] is similar to many other outdated ones created during the '90s.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] (Easter Egg) — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] constructed a working telephone from the canister marked "eww" in the cardboard box prison.
**However, the tin can phone is still able to call Marzipan's Answering Machine, when it should only be able to talk to another can.
*Email [[video games]] — Strong Bad considers the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]]-style [[RhinoFeeder]] to be on a brand new and super-photorealistic system.
**He also thinks that the individual red pixel that represents the player in [[Secret Collect.]] looks "kinda like [him]".
*Email [[haircut]] — Strong Bad edits a Polaroid picture of [[Strong Mad]] with a marker, claiming that he's using a light pen to edit a scanned picture.
**Here, he also refers to the tech as "Cutting art, state-of-the-edge".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — Strong Bad is irate that [[Wikipedia:GameStop|Babbages]] has no [[Wikipedia:Turbografx|Turbografx]] games (which today are next to impossible to find outside of Nintendo's Virtual Console system).
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]] — Strong Bad is unaware of the term "burning DVDs" and sets fire to a spindle of them using the [[BMW Lighter]].
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] — Strong Bad fails to back up his files, and then seems to think he can do so by keeping some of the ashes of his exploded computer.
**Strong Bad's computer is unable to open the 3-gigabyte attachment entitled "catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe" and thus explodes.
*Email [[extra plug]] — Not only are the 'lectric boots low tech, taking up all the house's electricity, but the TV that [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and [[Strong Mad]] are watching is very old and outdated.
*Email [[lunch special]] — The walkie talkies that Strong Bad and The Cheat use are highly outdated.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad uses a [[Wikipedia:Laserdisc|Laserdisc]] and sings a brief, nostalgic tribute to the medium, saying that "everything is better on Laserdisc".
*Email [[animal]] — Strong Bad scoffs at [[The Cheat]] for using ''new'' computers.
*Email [[long pants]] — Strong Bad deems the email "too long" and proceeds to edit it with a white-out pen, which he calls a "light pen" with "expensive electrons". When the plan backfires on him, though, he refers to it as "stupid made-up technology that I made up".
*Email [[highschool]] — Baby Strong Bad wishes the video games of his earlier era were "better".
*Email [[portrait]] — Strong Bad is shown holding a "re-eally o-o-ld ce-e-ll phone".
*Email [[technology]] — A whole email on the subject; Strong Bad makes numerous references to older technologies being state-of-the-art. He also claims that he prefers early [[Wikipedia:floppy disks|floppy disks]] over [[Wikipedia:diskette|diskettes]], erroneously stating that "they have more memory".
*Email [[alternate universe]] — The [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] that Strong Bad uses to make his high tech "alternate universe [[Blender#Game Boy in a Blender|portal]]" is an original monochrome model, which is highly outdated and no longer produced.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad pretends to get a message on his "answering machine" from "[[Strong Bad's Ladies|Delilelia]]", when it's actually a clock radio with a paper reading "an answering machine (trust me)" taped to it. Strong Bad himself provides "Delilelia's" voice.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Bad's computer, besides having a ridiculously slow Internet connection, uses an icon of a 5-1/4-inch floppy disk on its download-progress screen.
**Strong Bad claims his internet connection potentially runs at "1200 [[Wikipedia:Baud|baud]]" – while it is impossible to say how fast this really is without knowing the standard the [[Wikipedia:Modem|modem]] uses to connect, describing the speed in baud typically was only used with older modems (1980s and earlier), so the modem is probably encoding around 2 or 3 bits per symbol, thus achieving transfer rate of either 2.4[[Wikipedia:Kilobits per second|kbps]] or 3.6kbps. Note however that no [[Wikipedia:ITU Telecommunication Standardization Sector|ITU-T]] standard transferred at 1200 baud, jumping from 600 baud in [[Wikipedia:V.22|V.22]] to 2400 baud in its successor, [[Wikipedia:V.32|V.32]]. It is possible, however, for a 2400 baud or higher modem to run at only 1200 baud if it is on a low-quality phone line.
*Email [[redesign]] — Strong Bad thinks that the LCD monitor on [[Monosodium Dreams|The Cheat's new computer]] had the backside sliced off, and he refers to the wireless mouse as a "plastic bar of soap". He also believes that the scroll ticker replacement for the NO LOAFING sign has "advanced animation".
*Email [[road trip]] — Strong Bad believes the 8-Track cassette player to be "forwards-compatible" with CDs.
*Email [[trading cards]] — Strong Bad considers the title screen of the 1982 Videlectrix video game [[C.H.E.A.T.]] "the day they invented good graphics".
*Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad watches the movie [[Karate Car]], which is entirely [[ASCII art]].
*Email [[the paper]] — As the printer and The Paper malfunction, Strong Bad cries, "Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?"
*[[Everything Else, Volume 3]] — Strong Bad does not understand why his "used copy of a 20-year-old video game" malfunctions.
*Email [[rated]] — Strong Bad watches scrambled cable with the picture distorted. He also claims his email is a [[Wikipedia:car phone|car phone]] instead of a [[Wikipedia:cell phone|cell phone]].
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad comments that in the 1995 PC game ''Lost Eden'', "the dinosaurs look REAL!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad keeps a "7-track player" in his bedroom, and comments that its "lack of a play button was [its] downfall".
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad uses a film camera to take pictures, and he admits when looking at the Cool Tapes banner that "[he's] supposed to be the one that's into outdated media and electronics."
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad owns a 7-track player, which seems to be a precursor to an 8-track player. Strong Bad remarks on how it has "awesome sound quality", even though it doesn't seem to support any kind of known media.
*[[Hremail 7]] — In this 2009 toon, set in 2001, Strong Bad apparently has never heard of emails or the Internet until Homestar Runner and Strong Sad explain them to him. He then takes Homestar's old computer, the Tandy 400, from his trash can, believing it to be "top of the line", and uses it to start answering emails (with some initial difficulties).

==Fun Facts==
*Most of the graphics that Strong Bad refers to as "good" are from an [[Atari 2600]], NES, or Super NES, which is what made [[Super NES|the first H*R cartoon]].
*Strong Bad needed to call tech support in order to remove the "light pen" markings from the Lappy's screen.
*The [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]] command "dir/p", the command used on the Compy 386 Email Menu, would display the contents of the current directory and pause after displaying each info screen.

==Inconsistencies==

*Though the Compy appears to mostly use [[Wikipedia:Enhanced Graphics Adapter|EGA]] graphics, it is capable of [[Wikipedia:SVGA|SVGA]] graphics, as indicated by [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] in [[date]].
*Though Strong Bad appears to be incapable of comprehension of today's technology, he does make note of such modern technologies as [[Wikipedia: HDTV|HD]] and [[Wikipedia: wide screen|wide screen]].
*Strong Bad is able to operate [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Pom Pilot]] in [[the bird]].
*Even though Strong Bad's computers use DOS, there have been [[credit card|a couple]] of [[lunch special|occasions]] where a cursor has appeared.
**In addition, his computers appear not to have [[Wikipedia: computer mouse|mice]], but still are capable of [[Wikipedia:cursor|cursors]].
*Strong Bad is connected to the internet via a modem, as shown in [[isp]]. Thus, he should not be able to use the phone to speak with tech support while downloading from the internet, unless he has multiple phone lines.
*Though Strong Bad usually prefers video game systems such as the [[Atari 2600]] and [[Intellivision]], he knows how to [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|operate]] a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]].
*He is aware of [[cell phones]], as seen in [[rated]] and [[virus]].
**In [[rated]], he claims his email is not a cell phone but a car phone.
**In virus, he mumbles "[[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|How do you text with boxing gloves on?]]" at the end of the email.
*It may appear he is enticed into old computers due to [[Compy, inc.]] is sending him catalogs from twenty years ago, with a sticker over it of the current year, as seen in [[Compy Catalog]].

==Strong Bad's Computers etc.==
Besides his outdated computers, Strong Bad uses several other low-tech implements. He so often uses these, it is almost impossible to find an implement of technology that Strong Bad has that is not outdated.

===Computers===
*[[Tandy 400]] — Strong Bad's first computer. He used it to check emails 1-40. It exploded due to random malfunction.
*[[Compy 386]] — Strong Bad's second computer. He used it to check emails 41-118. He was so distraught when [[Bubs]] shot it in [[virus]], he was unable to compose himself enough to yell and argue with Bubs.
*[[Lappy 486]] — Strong Bad's third computer. He used it to check emails 119-201, excluding [[from work]]. He claimed that it is portable, weighing in at 42 pounds. Also used to appear in [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|female]] form. Strong Bad destroyed it using a USB self destruct button.
*[[Block]] — Its only appearance is in [[other days]]. Strong Bad uses it to check his Polish emails. Although it appears to be in the same room as his other computer, it is never visible on his desk.
*[[Corpy NT6]] — This is Strong Bad's computer at [[the office]]. It is obviously outdated as it runs on [[DOS]] like SB's home computers, and is unable to open a 3GB attachment.
*[[Zappy XT6]] — Strong Bad's computer in the future, which apparently runs on DOS like his other computers. Its only appearance is in the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]] exclusive email "[[Accent]]".
*[[Compé]] — Strong Bad's current computer, as of 2009. It has full color graphics, which Strong Bad mistakes for a "full color photo taped to [his] computer screen". It resembles an old Apple model and costs as semi-hefty $800 (quite a lot for an old model in this day and age).

===Software===
*[[Edgar]] The Virus Hunter — Strong Bad's virus protection software was programmed by only one person, is apparently never maintained, and also seems to only have a scan function.
*[[Edgar#Edga Jr.|Edga Jr.]] — A simple piece of software that automatically deletes emails with more than one paragraph.
*[[Edgar#Edgar's Baby's Daddy|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]] — Another simple application that removes and archives all emails with the sender named "Homestar Runner".
*[[Edgar#Grandmaw Edgar|Grandmaw Edgar's Corporate Firewall Get-Arounder]] — A piece of "Cheatware" that allows programs such as strongbad_email.exe to connect to the internet despite being blocked by a firewall.
*[[DOS|The Operating System]] — Although this is often overlooked, the operating system Strong Bad runs is [[Wikipedia:DOS|DOS]], which is almost never used in modern day life.
*[[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning#System Errors|Computer Error Alerts]] — These include "Flagrant System Error", "Computer over", "Flamboyant System Error", and "Teal Screen of Near Death (TSoND)".

===Other===
*[[The Paper]] — The Paper is apparently a tractor-feed dot matrix printer that for some reason can never be seen on top of Strong Bad's computer, even though it always feeds from the top of the screen. It seemed to be malfunctioning in the email [[more armies]], and, as predicted in [[montage]], The Paper called it quits in email #173, [[the paper]], where it was replaced with [[New Paper|an inkjet printer]].
*The "[[Permanent Marker|light pen]]" — Used in [[haircut]] to edit the hairstyle of a "scanned" picture of [[Strong Mad]]. A different style of [[X-Pensive White|light pen]] later used in [[long pants]] to make the email shorter.
*[[Floppy Disk Container]] — Strong Bad still uses floppy disks to store information and games. It was revealed in [[technology]] that he preferred the older 5¼" floppy disks to the newer 3½" diskettes, claiming (incorrectly) that the 5¼" disks hold more memory.
*[[Telebision]] — An older TV, circa the '70s, complete with knobs and dials.
*[[Cakkalate]] — Strong Bad's simple solar calculator that is "the future of technology" since it is wireless (according to him).

==See Also==
*[[Atari 2600]]
*[[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|Computers]]
*[[Pseudocharacters]]

[[Category:Electronics running gags]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]

Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:35:11 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Marzipan → Party */ minor fixes

[[Image:Homestar Ruiner Marzipan Strong Bad mailbox.png|thumb|"Good riddance to bad karma."]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Marzipan's House]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

== Balloons ==
:'''When Marzipan is home'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't touch the balloons, do you know how hard it is to find eco-friendly mylar?
:'''When Marzipan is not home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Takin' Marzipan's balloons, and I don't know why...
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad floats a few feet in the air}'' Whoah! These are some pretty powerful balloons! I feel like I'm walkin' on the moon with these things!

== Cell Phone → Marzipan ==
:'''When Marzipan is home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Only an amateur tries to make a prank phone call while standing within earshot of the prankee. 

== Float ==
=== Float ===
:'''When Marzipan is home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah, that is one seriously ginormous version of Homestar.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you like it? The paper is made from 100% vegetable products from my prize-winning organic garden.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I always suspected Homestar was a big vegetable.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How come Homewad gets a float?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Because he's my boyfriend. This week, anyway.
:'''When Marizpan is not home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's Marzipan's immense veggie-table paper maché representation of Homestar's stupid head.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe that Homestar gets an entire poorly-made float... or that his stupid head is so much bigger than mine.
:'''After being burned'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Looks like my work here is done. ''Well'' done.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know about you, but I like Homestar a lot better this way. His head matches his arms now.

=== Hedge Shears → Float ===
:'''When Marzipan is home'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What do you think you're doing!?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm, giving your Homestar float a much-needed shave? And a haircut? Two bits?
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Keep those things away from my art!
::{{short hr}}
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Knock it off, Strong Bad!
:'''When Marzipan is not home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Why hello, Mr. Enormous Noggin Homestar. What can I do for you today?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Nothing too fancy, Mr. Old Timey Barber Strong Bad. Just a little bit off the top.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Anything you say, sir... ''{Strong Bad decapitates the float, in the process knocking over a tiki torch, which then burns the remainder of the float to the ground}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah, that went even better than expected. Uh-oh, here comes trouble. ''{Strong Bad hides as Marzipan enters the scene}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' That darn Homestar! As if I didn't have enough to do without pointlessly running back and forth... ''{sees the smoldering remains of the float}'' What the?! ''{Marzipan sees the float's head poking up from behind a bush, where it is held by a concealed Strong Bad}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, Did you do this? ''{The head moves slightly}'' Nothing to say? Well fine, you party-wrecking dummy! I hope you ''lose'' your precious Race to the End of the Race! ''{Marzipan leaves}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{speaking to head}'' Man, I'd hate to be you right now, Homestar. Or would I?

== Front Door ==
:'''When Marzipan is home, outside'''
::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' I'm back here, Strong Bad.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' I ''said'' I'm back here, Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot already.
::{{short hr}}
::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' Knock it off Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Bwah-ha-ha
::{{short hr}}
::''{Strong Bad rings doorbell}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{camera zooms out, showing back of house}'' Grrr...
:'''When Marzipan is home, inside'''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Go away, Strong Bad! My mood ring is all brown right now and I don't need you making it any browner! ''{closes the door}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Should I tell her she doesn't have fingers?
:'''When Marzipan is not home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. No one's home. It's almost as if an evil genius had lured her away from her house or something.

== Gazebo ==
:'''When Marzipan is home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Victory for Homestar Garden Party. Talk about a counting your armless chickens before they hatch...
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I like to think of it as positive thinking. If I can visualize Homestar winning the race, then he ''will'' win the race.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You're about to make me start positive ''puking''.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' I visualized ''that'' yesterday.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' You know, it kinda sorta looks like this party is more about showing off your garden than celebrating Homestar's unlikely racing prowess.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Don't be silly, Strong Bad. I'd never put the needs of my rhododendrons, marigolds, and okra above those of, ummm —
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Right, Homsar.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Little does Marzipan know that I, Strong Bad, will in fact be the one who will be winning the race. With my feet. Mwah-ha-ha-ha.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' What?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, nothing.
:'''When Marzipan is not home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This banner will say "Congratulations, Strong Bad" by the end of the day, mark my words. Unless Strong Mad makes it, in which case it'll probably say "Contagulate, Stong Bag"... but still, seriously, mark them.

== Hedge ==
=== Hedge ===
:'''Before being trimmed'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know much about shrubbery, but I know an unclipped, red-headed step-hedge when I see one.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That hedge is having a serious bad twig day.
:'''After being trimmed'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for visiting Strong Bad's Super Discount Cut Clips. See you again in six weeks!

=== Hedge Shears → Hedge ===
:'''When Marzipan is home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Shears and hedges go together like slo-mo and explosions... ''{cuts the hedge into the shape of a naked Homestar, censored by a leaf}'' Hey, I didn't mean to do that!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' That's a very nice rendering, Strong Bad. Heyyy, are those my shears?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' These? Oh no, yours are still in the shop. These are... Strong Sad's. But he's off his meds right now, so I took them from him, just to be safe.
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Well that was very thoughtful of you Strong Bad.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, well you know me. Mister Thoughtful.

:'''When Marzipan is not home'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hedge clip powers to the maximum drive yeah! ''{cuts the hedge into the shape of a naked Homestar, censored by a leaf}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Now THAT'S what I call an inspirational (and unintentionally revealing) piece of art.

== Hole ==

=== Candy → Hole ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat hot chocolate death, Mother Earth!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I love throwing chocolate down a bottomless pit as much as the next guy, but I really think it's time to look for another solution to this problem.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll just put this candy here, and voila!
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Mmm, unless my invisible kingly nose deceives me, there's a 3.3 pound box of chocolates in the vicinity! ''{enters and looks in hole}'' Oh, dibbledabble, I'll never be able to get that delicious candy way down there. Oh Well. ''{leaves}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. That didn't work out like I expected.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Mmm, unless my kingly senses deceive me, there's a 1.5 kilogram box of chocolates in the vicinity! ''{enters and looks in hole}'' Oh, ribblerockers, I'll never be able to get that delicious candy way down there. Oh Well. ''{leaves}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, looks like I'll have to think of something more clever. The King of Town's not as much of a lemming as I thought.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{appears out of nowhere}'' Actually, that's a popular misconception. In the wild, lemmings don't really—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You ''shaddup''!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Okay ''{disappears}''

=== Hedge Clippings → Hole ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Who puts the clippings on the hole? It's Strong Bad, it's Strong Bad! ''{places hedge clippings over hole}'' Presto! A trap fit for a King! At least, I hope he fits...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{half singing}'' Who— clippings— on— hole— Bad. Viola! ''{pronounced as in the musical instrument}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{not singing, speaking extremely quickly}'' Who puts more freaking clippings on the stupid hole? It's Strong Bad, it's Strong Bad. ''{places clippings and turns to the camera}'' Excelsior!

=== Hole ===
:'''Uncovered'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's one heckuva hole, if I do say so myself.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hellooo!
::'''STRONG BAD'S ECHO:''' Hellooo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Echo!
::'''STRONG BAD'S ECHO:''' Echo!
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Marco!
::'''STRONG BAD'S ECHO:''' Polo!
:'''Covered with Hedge Trimmings'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Before, it was nothing more than a dangerous hole in the ground. Now, it's a fiendishly disguised dangerous hole in the ground.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who's a good trap? Who's a good trap? Yes you are! Such a good trap.
:'''After throwing Candy in'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope the mole people down there are enjoying that candy.
::{{short hr}}
::'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope the CHUDs down there are enjoying that candy.
:'''When The King of Town is inside'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey there!
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hellooo?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' How's the weather down there?
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Could I trouble you to send me down a glass of buttermilk, and a spear? I'm getting awfully hungry and the mole queen wants to make me her consort!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, yeah. I'll get right on that.
::{{short hr}}
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Please understand my sweet, on the surface world, it's customary to sign a dietary pre-nup.
::'''QUEEN:''' ''{sucking noises}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I'm not gettin' in the middle of that.

=== Total Load → Hole ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What an interesting and not-at-all arbitrarily random idea! ''{pours some Total Load into the hole}'' Uh oh, looks like the mole people are totally loading up on that Total Load. ''{noises}'' Wow, I've singlehandedly transformed a bunch of scrawny, anemic subterranean scavengers into a race of uber-moles! ''{growl}'' Aww, it looks like they want to throw me a present... ''{Strong Bad receives a Teen Girl Squad idea card}'' Cool, mole cool.

== Loose Dirt ==
=== Loose Dirt ===
:'''In front, near the mailbox'''
::'''When Marizpan is home'''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, where'd your stupid ficus go? I was gonna pee on it!
:::'''MARZIPAN:''' I've temporarily transplanted Credenza indoors so that he won't get trampled or peed on by clumsy partygoers.
::'''When Marizpan is not home'''
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' There's usually a dumb-looking ficus here. How it's just a patch of loose soil.
:::{{short hr}}
:::'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a... patch of dirt. Yup.
:'''All other holes'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' That's some of the loosest soil I've ever seen. Not that I spend a lot of my time staring at soil or anything. But man! So loose!
=== Shovel → Loose Dirt ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{starts digging}'' ''{grunts}'' Ah! ''{stops, and turns to the camera}'' Uh, this might take a while. You folks might wanna go out for a minute and stretch your legs, or read a magazine, or relieve your aching energy drink filled bladders or something... ''{fade to black}'' ''{fade in, Strong Bad is just completing the hole}'' ''{insincerely}'' Whew, I'm exhausted.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{starts digging, stops and turns to the camera}'' Hmm, seems like a perfect place for a montage. ''{heavy metal music begins}''
:''{over the shoulder shot of Strong Bad digging}''
:'''SINGER:''' ''{singing}'' Guts, Guts and might.
:''{view from inside the hole, of Strong Bad digging}''
:'''SINGER:''' Liftin' weights and feelin' all right.
:''{same angle, Strong Bad empties a shovel full of dirt in slow motion, the camera pans to follow the dirt flying through the air}''
:'''SINGER:''' It's a showdown. Goin' down town you're gonna mess around. Show— ''{record scratch}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{music stops abruptly, and the camera returns to a normal shot of Strong Bad}'' Whoa, that went a lot faster than I thought.

== Marzipan ==
=== When Strong Bad gets close ===
:'''MARZIPAN:'''''{singing}'' Flowers and petals and thorns and nettles!
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmmm...
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Tra-la-la la-la.
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ah, much better!
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Maybe over here...
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That looks good!
:{{short hr}}
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm too busy to deal with you now, Strong Bad.

=== Marzipan ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!
=== Marzipan → Party ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I heard an ugly rumor that there's going to be a party here and I'm not invited.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh, that's not a rumor...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's a cold hard fact.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stutters}'' Buh-wha— Why?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Do you remember what happened the ''last'' time I invited you to a party?
::''{cut to party scene in Marzipan's backyard. Strong Bad stands on the roof, wearing a black [[Limozeen]] T-shirt, with an [[eyepatch]] and a pink headband}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold! I am Lord Barglebroth, come for your souls! All will kneel before my style!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Look out!
::''{low grunting noise; Strong Bad takes a flying leap off the roof in slow motion}''
::'''EVERYONE:''' Ieeee!
::''{partygoers scatter, cut to side view of cake, Strong Bad flies into the frame at full speed}''
:''{abrupt cut back to present day}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, not really.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That figures.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I still don't see why I can't come to your stupid party that I hate.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I was willing, but Homestar said no way. (Parenthetically, I don't think he likes you very much.)

=== Marzipan → Marzipan → Angel===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{patronizingly}'' Did you make all these decorations?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' That's so sweet of you to ask. Why yes, all of these party decorations were hand-crafted by me, myself, and I. I grew the bamboo for the tiki torches in my underground terrarium, ground the paint pigments for the victory banner from a variety of rose petals in my garden, and completed a three-week course in iron working at the local community college so I could hand-smelt the cute little Homestar float over there.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow! That was a lotta words!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you do something different with your hair? I can't even smell it from here.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Why yes, thank you for noticing. I've added just a little bit of muskrat seat to my usual mixture of Henna and flaxseed oil. I know what you're thinking: what about the increased viscosity and split ends you usually get with muskrats? Well here's the secret: free-range muskrats! It's amazing how much high-quality sweat you can get out of a muskrat when it's being raised in a loving and stress-free environment.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Amazing.
=== Marzipan → Marzipan → Devil===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice ''dork''orations, Marzipan!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, I've been working on those for a week.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Weak'' is right, maybe you should have tried working on them for a ''strong''. ''{stifles laughter}''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Ugh. Go away, Strong Bad.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Is there something different about you today?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Why yes—
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Because I can't... really... make anything out... the sheen off your oily forehead... it's too blinding!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't like to use the word "hate," so I use the word "chonk." I really chonk you Strong Bad. I chonk you with the passion of a thousand exploding whales.
=== Marzipan → Homestar ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe you're throwing such a big party for such a small brain.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Who? Oh yeah, Homestar. Well I ''was'' just planning to throw a big party celebrating my award-winning organic vegetable garden, but no one seemed to want to come to that, so I added Homestar into the mix, and now ''everyone's'' coming!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''(Ahem)''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Almost everyone.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So this "Homestar Victory Party" is just an excuse to show off your garden?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' It's more like one of the universes happy synchronicities... like when a whale eats a fisherman, or you walk into a wall...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I only did that twice!

=== Marzipan → Hedge ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That shrub out front looks like it's made out of the ugly sticks that someone beat it with.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Isn't it just the saddest thing you've ever seen? I'd trim it, but my hedge shears are in the shop.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The hedge-shears fixing shop?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, Bubs' Concession Stand, but he like to call it a "shop."
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So your shears are over at Bubs', right?
:'''MARZIPAN:''' As far as I know.
=== Marzipan → Shears ===
:''{first time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I COULD give Marzipan back her shears... Or I could use them for my own brand of Strong Bad-flavored fun.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sure Marzipan won't mind if I break - I mean, break IN - her hedge shears for a few more weeks.
=== Marzipan → Snake Boxer ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar tells me that you've got my Snake Boxer 5 manual.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh yeah. I was going to use it in my Homestar float.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{screaming}'' '''Arrgh!'''
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Not to worry, I gave the manual to Coach Z. He likes to look at the pictures.
=== Marzipan → Cancel ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, look at the invisible time. Bye Now.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Bye Strong Bad!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, I just remembered I'm here talking to you. I gotta leave!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Hmph!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, this has been a little slice of torture, but I've gotta run.
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Good riddance to bad karma.

== Onion Patch ==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmm, ripe stinky onions. I'd better pick a few in case I need to make an emergency stew later on or somethin'.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The rest of these onions need a few more weeks to blossom into their full stinky potential.

== Welcome Mat ==
=== Candy → Welcome Mat ===
:'''No hole dug'''
::''{Strong Bad places the candy on the doormat, rings the doorbell and hides around the corner}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Just a minute!
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{entering the scene}'' What's this? A box of chocolate? ''{picks up the chocolate and eats it}'' ''{eating noises}'' ''{walks away}'' That was delicious! ''{exits}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{opens door}'' Yes? ''{pause}'' Hmm.. ''{goes back inside, closing the door}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Rassin frassin King of Town grumble mumble...
:'''Hole dug, but uncovered'''
::''{Strong Bad places the candy on the doormat, rings the doorbell and hides around the corner}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Coming!
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' What's this? Do my squinty kingly eyes spy a box of scrumptious sweets? ''{walks near hole, looks down}'' Oh! That was close! ''{walks around hole, Strong Bad puts his face in his hand}'' ''{The King of Town picks up the candy and eats}'' ''{eating noises}'' ''{The King of Town walks off}'' That was delicious!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{opens door}'' Yes? ''{pause}'' Hmm.. ''{goes back inside, closing the door}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Who would've suspected that the King of Town would have the good sense not to jump in a hole?
:'''Hole dug and covered'''
::''{Strong Bad places the candy on the doormat, rings the doorbell and hides around the corner}''
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Just a minute!
::'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ah, chocolate! One of my several hundred culinary weaknesses! ''{walks over the trap and falls in}'' Ahhh!
::'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh look, a box of Bubs fair trade chocolate! ''{pulls out phone and dials, Strong Bad pulls Homestar's phone out and looks at it, but does not answer}'' Homestar? It's Marzipan. I want you to know that while I'm still a little bit sore that you burned down most of my backyard, I've accepted your chocolate apology, and am prepared to be your girlfriend again! Good bye!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Man. That must be some potent funky cold ma-chocolate.

=== Welcome Mat ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan's welcome mat is where people leave all kindsa stuff, like bottles of freshly squeezed soy milk, underground newspapers, and on special occasions, flaming sacks of crap...
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The mat says "welcome," but Marzipan's made it clear that doesn't apply to me.

{{stub}}
{{SBCG4AP}}

[[Category:Video Game Responses]]

Piemonade

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:45:00 GMT

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[[Image:p-nade.png|thumb|right|220px|P-Nade]]
'''Piemonade''' is [[Concoctions|concocted]] of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of lemonade with lots of ice cubes in it and a lemon wedge on the side. At the motivational lectures he gives every Wednesday, [[Strong Bad]] tells [[Coach Z]] and [[Strong Mad]], "When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!" Around [[The Office]] it is best known as ''p-nade''.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[other days]]

==See Also==
*[[Suudsu]]
*[[Melonade]]
[[Category:Food and drinks]]

The S is for Sucks Dragon

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:44:31 GMT

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[[Image:sucks trogdor.png|thumb|right|220px|The "S" really ''is'' for sucks]]
[[Strong Bad]]'s first attempt at drawing a dragon made in the [[Strong Bad Email|email]] "[[dragon]]" was a failed one, thus he added a caption reading '''The S is for Sucks''' to the picture. According to Strong Bad, it doesn't look natural. Its body is made from an S and a more-different S, and it has [[beefy arms]] and legs and a triangle-shaped head. The more popular [[Trogdor]] retains a single beefy arm coming out of the back of his neck (for good measure), a similarly-shaped body, and three spikes on his lower back.

On the fifth anniversary of the email, Strong Bad celebrated The S is for Sucks Dragon (instead of Trogdor) with both a children's alphabet song and a heavy metal song. The heavy-metal-backed drawings at the end of the [[Trogday 08]] cartoon portray The S is for Sucks as an aquatic type of dragon, or sea serpent, a designation likely facilitated by its serpentine body shape. This is in contrast to its counterpart, Trogdor, who is more of a "wing-a-ling" dragon. The song also revealed that The S is for Sucks' teeth, spinities and angry eyebrows are drawn using "constabulate V's", rather than the "consummate V's" of Trogdor.

==Complete Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[dragon]]
*[[King of Town Main Page]]
*[[Trogday 08]]

==See Also==
*[[Dragons]]

[[Category:Character Variations]]

User:Strongkinghomsarsmith

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:43:42 GMT

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hi, I'm strongkinghomsarsmith (though you can call me SKHS if you like), and here's that user stuff.
[[User Talk:Strongkinghomsarsmith|My Talk]] [[Special:Contributions/Strongkinghomsarsmith|My Contribs]]
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*I like (enter random [[crap]] here).
*For [[Señor]]s' sake, please don't [[cheesed off|cheese me off]] with fake bigfoot carcasses, like those other guys did.
*I like [[the Goblin]]s' tunes, man.
*I [[Main Page 8|would like to ride in a balloon]].
*[[The S is for Sucks Dragon]] could take on [[Trogdor]] ''any'' day of the year.
*This bullet is questionable....
*I wish ''I'' had a [[Gremlin]]!

==My Quiz Results==

* according to see below pic, I am http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homsar.jpg 
 [http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]

==My [[bottom 10]]==

<blockquote class="tandy email">
*10. People who say platypuses are not mammals.
*9. Homework.
*8. Really long coding and that kind of crap.
*7. Gory horror movies.
*6. Really expensive video games.
*5. Educational video games.
*4. People who hate HSR, even though they never watched a toon/played a game.
*3. Conspiracy theorists.
*2. Early morning TV.
*1. Barack Obama
</blockquote>

==My top 10==

<blockquote class="tandy email">
*10. Green Goblin mode in the Spider Man game!
*9. Cryptozoology.
*8. Super Smash Bros..
*7. Chowder (the show, not the food).
*6. DragonForce.
*5. the Nintendo DS.
*4. Halloween.
*3. [http://scratch.mit.edu Scratch].
*2. Old school games.
*1. Homestar Runner
</blockquote>

==My Most Major-ish Contribs==

*[[Mancuso]]
*[[Guns N' Roses]]
*A few pics from [[8-Bit is Enough]]
*Most of [[The Chief]]'s and [[Craig]]'s articles.

==Weekly Brain Buster==

Due to complaints, the Brain Buster will no longer operate.

CATEGORY:Video Games-
''In Guitar Hero 3, who wears Groucho Marx glasses?'' Hint: He's from where [[Where's An Egg?]] takes place./Answer: Metalhead/Winner: [[User:Ninja pom pom|Ninja pom pom]]
''Solved 24:07, 29 November 2008 (UTC)''|
CATEGORY:Video Game-type Analogies-
''Hammers are to Mario as __________ is to Ty.'' Answer: Boomerangs/Winner: [[User:Ninja pom pom|Ninja pom pom]] ''Solved a few minutes after the one right above this'n.''|
CATEGORY:Secret Code Forms-
''What kind of code was developed by the Greeks?'' Answer: Scytale/Winner: [[User:Ninja pom pom|Ninja pom pom]] ''Solved 18:56, 30 November 2008 (UTC)''|
CATEGORY:Guess Who-
''This cartoon character's catchphrase is also the first syllable of their favorite snack'' Answer: Homer Simpson/Winner: N/A

-In closing, I wish I had a [[The Cheat]]. Where do those come from, anyway?-

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Homestar Runner

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:42:39 GMT

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{{charnav|Homestar Runner|hs|Homsar|Strong Bad}}
[[Image:NewestHomestar.png|thumb|"Everybody loves [[Strongest Man in the World|the me!]] I'm a terrific athlete!"]]

{{aboutcharacter}} {{for|world where the characters exist|Homestar Runner universe}} {{for|entire body of work|Homestar Runner (body of work)}} {{for|website itself|homestarrunner.com}}

== Biography ==
'''Homestar Runner''' (middle name being [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig#Transcript|Michael]] and/or [[time capsule#Commentary Transcript|Hal]]) is the star of his namesake website. He is mainly colored white, with black comma-shaped eyes and a prominent [[Wikipedia:Prognathism|underbite]]. Usually, he wears a [[#Homestar's Clothing|red shirt with a white star]] and a [[#Homestar Runner's Hat|blue beanie with a red brim and a white spinner]]. His legs are quite long in relation to the rest of his body. Though he [[Lack of Visible Arms|lacks a visible pair of arms]], he is still able to function as though he has them, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently. It's generally accepted that either he ''does'' have arms, but for reasons that are never explained, they are invisible, or that he has limited telekinetic powers. According to the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], he weighs about one hundred pounds.

The subject of jokes and the recipient of [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]], Homestar is an earnest character with a pure heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. As Strong Bad stated in [[TrogdorCon '97]], he has an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". He's not ''completely'' stupid (he once correctly stated [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], albeit after being asked what two plus two is) and has proven to be remarkably clever in the past, though such occurrences are few and far between. He and most of the other residents of [[Free Country, USA]] speak English, but as seen in his [[First Time Here?|welcome speech to homestarrunner.com]], he is also able to speak [[Spanish]], though it is unknown exactly how much. He frequently uses two-syllable exclamations, like [[montage|"Hi-Ya!"]], [[radio|"Highball!"]], and [[Homestar Presents: Presents|"Ahct-poo!"]]. Also, Homestar has the strange habit of flicking his head in the opposite direction while talking.

Homestar is the star athlete on an unspecified sports team led by [[Coach Z]] and keeps it that way via vigorous workouts, as revealed in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[dullard]]. He is also the colonel (which is always pronounced phonetically) of the [[Homestarmy]] and the supreme overlord of [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] in [[Ever and More!]]. His [[Homestar Runner and Pom Pom's Relationship|best friend]] remains [[Pom Pom]]. He has some [[Wikipedia:Rhotacism|speech impediments]] (as he says, he has "[[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|twouble with [his] aw's]]"), and appears to have [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|short-term memory problems]], as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said (for examples, see the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|12th Answering Machine]] or [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]). Homestar has also shown an incredible ability to sleep, which has been known to get him into trouble. The most extreme example of this oversleeping is the toon [[Weclome Back]], where he slept through June, and possibly the better half of May as well. He also tends to "borrow" things from (and return things to) [[Strong Bad]], for example, [[Strong Bad's fondue pot]].

Although he is often the target of pranks by Strong Bad, Homestar believes that he is friends with the "[[wrestleman]]" and tries to win his favor, often with bad results that Homestar completely misunderstands. Occasionally, he and Strong Bad will be on pleasant terms, usually participating together in a Strong Bad Email or watching TV at Homestar's house. As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. Another quirk of Homestar's is his ability to be easily outsmarted at his own game, but still be completely oblivious and even happy. As Strong Bad put it in [[secret recipes]], "It's like, even when we win, he wins." It should also be noted that Homestar's psychology may account for his sleepwalking behavior, as exhibited in the Strong Bad Email [[nightlife]].

[[Image:Homestar 3d variation.PNG|thumb|140px|Homestar has a low polygon count.]]
[[Image:Homestarteeth.png|thumb|left||130px|Yes, he does have teeth.]]

Homestar has behaved indignantly at various times, often due to discussions of tender subjects, misunderstanding the topic at-hand or his general ignorance of the present situation. While in this state he acts single-mindedly, and in extreme instances violently. This side of his character, not often shown on the website, is often followed by his coming down into an upset and exhausted state, such as in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he refuses to acknowledge [[Marzipan]]'s absence, or in [[long pants]], when he adamantly rejects the suggestion that he doesn't wear long pants. In [[email thunder]], he claims that on this occasion he had accidentally taken some of Strong Sad's pills.

At present, Homestar works on the [[isp|help desk]] at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]] with Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]], but has frequently dabbled in the entertainment industry. He made several [[Fluffy Puff Commercial|commercials]] for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] along with the product's mascot, [[Marshie]]. He was paid for his work in the commercials with a lifetime supply of "[[Color flavored|Red Flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]]". He is also the host of an obscure talk/game show named "[[The Show]]", has co-starred in at least one ''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]'' movie, has sung several hit singles such as "[[Everybody Knows It]]", "[[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]" and other jams with [[They Might Be Giants]], has revealed that he is considering a career in [[crying|male modeling]], and also has guest starred in an episode of [[Caleb Rentpayer]] (in which he shot Caleb). He enjoys running, breaking into Strong Bad's house, singing, and finding the perfect [[Decemberween]] present. He also seems to really like [[bread]], as seen in [[origins]] and [[disconnected]]. Other favored foods are [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]], [[Bronco Trolleys]], [[melonade]], and supposedly [[Wikipedia:Hot Pockets|Hot Pockets]], according to the email [[dullard]]. His most prized possession is his propeller-cap and its [[Spin My Buzzer|"buzzer"]]. He might be a fan of the [[Wikipedia:NHL|NHL]]'s [[Wikipedia:Boston Bruins|Boston Bruins]], as he is seen wearing a Bruins shirt in [[Superbowl Dealie]].

He, [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], and [[Pom Pom]], appear to be the current law enforcement in [[Free Country, USA]], as seen in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] and [[road trip]]. The King of Town calls upon his and Pom Pom's assistance in [[The King of Town DVD]], suggesting higher authority and/or credibility. However, he is also seen as a thief in [[candy product]], stealing a pair of half-eaten "choco-pants". In the October 2007 special [[Jibblies 2]], he saves his friends by agreeing to stay inside the [[Horrible Painting]] for "eternity".

*'''Domicile:''' [[Homestar Runner's House]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Homestar's Eyes ==
[[Image:Straighton.png|thumb|Cartoon straight-on]]
[[Image:TMBG_Homestar_closeup_20040925.jpg|thumb|right|Puppet Stuff straight-on]]
Homestar's eyes are quite strange.
*Sometimes they seem to move around his head. Most of the time they're like a flounder's eyes, but they switch sides of his face whenever he turns. In the [[Old Intro 2]], Homestar's eyes seem to move as the camera circles around him. Also, in [[Theme Song Video]], the currently absent toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], the old version of [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]], the [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Screensaver]], [[action figure]], [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs toon]], [[Costume Commercial]], and [[Hremail 7]] he faces to the front, which further lends credence to this theory.
**It is possible that Homestar's eyes are in fact on the front of his head, but his generally accepted stature always has him facing slightly to the side. Because he is a cartoon character, the three-dimensional shape of his head and face are not shown, so the viewer is left to infer the eyes' correct positions based on which direction Homestar appears to be facing.

*His puppet and his two figurines, on the other hand, have eyes stuck on one side of his head. Occasionally the other side of Puppet Homestar's face can be seen.
**[[The Brothers Chaps]] actually made the eyes out of felt, so that they can be switched if necessary.

*Homestar's eyes almost always blink at regular intervals (once every approximately 3.9 seconds), even when the cartoon is paused or has stopped, and in some special cases such as where he appears on a magazine cover (as seen in the Email [[modeling]]). This is explained by the fact that his eyes are animated as a Flash movie clip, which generally animates continuously.
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==Homestar Runner's Hat==
:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner's Hat]]''
[[Image:Homestarhat.png|thumb|200px|It's my buzzer!]]
Homestar Runner usually wears a blue and red propeller cap, commonly called a beanie. He calls the propeller a "buzzer." In an interview with [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision Magazine]], he claimed that he was born with his hat on. He is occasionally seen without it. He had lost his hat in [[Where My Hat is At?]] and apparently [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] (according to the DVD commentary) as well. In the email [[super powers]], Strong Bad managed to make the hat pop off of Homestar's head. In the email [[car]], Homestar had his hat "tricked out" with features such as hydraulics and underglow neon. He also claimed that if Strong Bad [[Spin My Buzzer|spun his "buzzer"]], it would play the theme from ''[[Wikipedia:Night Court|Night Court]]'', but it was obvious Homestar hummed it himself. Homestar dressed as himself in [[TrogdorCon '97]], and wore two hats as a result.

== Homestar's Clothing ==

[[Image:Homestar's Legs and shirt in the middle.PNG|50px|thumb|In the middle]]
[[Image:Onetwo_hrfoot.PNG|50px|thumb|left|The bottom of his feet]]

Homestar's shirt seems to most resemble a red skirt with a white star on it. [[Strong Bad]] stole the star in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and used it to coax Homestar and [[Pom Pom]] into wrestling [[Strong Mad]] and himself. Despite the brothers' loss to Homestar and Pom Pom, Strong Bad tore up the star, and only by kicking Strong Bad and taking one of the stars floating around his head was Homestar able to return his shirt to its original glory. The only other times Homestar's star has been removed were in [[different town]], in which Strong Bad imagined Homestar angrily tearing the star off his shirt and stamping on it when he "called it quits", and [[hygiene]], when he takes it off and blows his nose in it as John. Clearly, the star is a mark of pride to Homestar Runner. In [[Hremail 62]], Homestar shows off some of his apparently older stars, which he calls "Homestars."

In the original script for [[flashback]], Strong Bad wore a similar shirt until Marzipan gave one to Homestar (to replace his Duckie Shirt). After this point, Strong Bad would have ripped off his shirt, explaining why he never wore one to this day. [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] offered the alternative explanation that the star shirt somehow became stuck in his craw while he somersaulted around the world fifty times.

A real-life version of the shirt is available for purchase in the [[Store]].

Other than his propeller cap, Homestar's shirt appears to be his only piece of clothing, as his questionable [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]] are a mystery. However, a Homestar costume is available in [[SBCG4AP]] as separate shirt, white pants, and white shoes with blue soles. He wore a gray version of his shirt in [[impression]] while doing a bad imitation of [[Strong Sad]]. In [[Costume Commercial]], Homestar is seen wearing pants when trick-or-treating as Bubs at Strong Bad's house.

In [[long pants]], Strong Bad claims that Homestar doesn't have shoes, but has blue soles glued to the bottom of his feet. Several times, however, this has been disproven, as in [[New Boots]] [[The Cheat]] [[Powered by The Cheat|animated]] Homestar's shoes being unambiguous objects. This was confirmed in [[Hremail 2000]], where he was shown holding his shoe, though the same hremail shows a close up of his foot with warts and hair, and no clear distinction between shoe and foot. He also has two larger shoe sizes; sizes 18 and [[Strong Mad]].

Note that the shirt is also straight compared to the eyes on the unfinished toon, [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

==Homestar & Marzipan==

[[Image:marzipan.png|thumb|Homestar's favorite hippie.]]

:''Main article: [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]''
Homestar's relationship with Marzipan seems tenuous at best, and it has appeared to deteriorate over time. Although Homestar frequently (and usually inadvertently) insults Marzipan, and she claims to have broken up with him several times, the two still seem to stick together. It is unclear how their relationship started, but the fact that their relationship is never truly broken suggests that they really do love each other.

Homestar appears to greatly value their relationship; on the ''rare'' occasion that he realizes that their relationship is in jeopardy, he will spring into a desperate ploy to patch things up. He also seems to miss and need Marzipan's badgering every once in a while. When she was out of town in [[Happy Fireworks|July of 2005]], he carried around a [[Cardboard Marzipan|cardboard cutout]] version of her and provided a voice for it. The cardboard version still made similar comments about violence and Homestar's poor grammar that the actual Marzipan would have, providing Homestar with the presumably cathartic opportunity to say "Shut up, Marzipan." Even then, Homestar's relationship with the "Cardboard Marzi" appeared to be tenuous, as he voiced her flirting with other men. (This could be due to lasting paranoia and suspicion following a series of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|answering machine messages]] in which both Bubs and Coach Z tried to ask her out on a date.) Cardboard Marzipan returned in [[No Hands on Deck|August of 2006]], when she was slightly more positive with Homestar, and said she was proud of his unusually-constructed deck.

In [[Date Nite]], Marzipan went out with The Cheat, much to Homestar's dismay. Though the date went well, Marzipan did not stay with The Cheat. She later went out with Bubs, to Coach Z's dismay.

In [[Donut Unto Others]], it was revealed that Homestar and Marzipan have broken up at least 17 times, and that the 17th break-up had reached its 16th anniversary.

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Pom Pom's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Bubs's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Mad's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Homestar Runner]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[1-Up]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Dangeresque Too]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])
*[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] ([[Decemberween]])
*[[Atari Homestar]]
*[[Tofu Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Vector Homestar]]
*[[Retro Gaming Character Variations|Bad Graphics Homestar]]
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]
*Freaky Marzipan ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Suave Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*One-eyed Homestar ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]] ([[highschool]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Homestar Runner]] ([[old comics]])
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts|Decemberween Ornament Homestar]]
*[[Cardboard Homestar]]
*[[3D Character Variations|3D Homestar]]
*[[The Exact Same]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Greatest American Hero|The Greatest American Hero]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[[John McEnroe]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*Carl Spackler (played by [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] in [[IMDb:tt0080487|Caddyshack]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Moocher from [[IMDb:tt0078902|Breaking Away]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[[Wikipedia:Teen Wolf|Teen Wolf]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Artie, the Strongest Man in the World|Artie, the Strongest Man in the World]] in [[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Wikipedia:Yahoo Serious|Yahoo Serious]]([[Seriously|ly]]) in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous striped pants?"|[[highschool]]|Mirror:hs_emancipate.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{Inspector Gadget theme continues}''|[[Donut Unto Others]] extended take|Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."|[[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake|Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."|possible [[Career Day]] outtake|Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman|Matt]]:''' "Lumper."|[[Hremail 62]] outtake|Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"'''[[Matt Chapman|Matt]]:''' "Try and sound like Homestar too." '''[[Mike Chapman|Mike]]:''' "I'll do it." *BURP!* '''Matt''': "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"|[[hygiene]] outtake|Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?"|[[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake|Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."|[[love poems]]|Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"|[[Date Nite]]|Mirror:hs_wanthisbod.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:hs_greatimes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"|[[rough copy]]|Mirror:hs_drinko.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"|[[the movies]]|Mirror:hstabasco.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..."|[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]|Mirror:hs_cheerupcz.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..."|[[isp]]|Mirror:hs_holdmusic.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"|[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]|Mirror:hs_heyguys.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"|[[lady fan]]|Mirror:hs_doingreat.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The good times are over!!"|[[Bug in Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"|[[Cool Things]]|Mirror:hs_petesampras.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"|[[bottom 10]]|Mirror:hs_buttdance2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"|[[montage]]|Mirror:hs_champeenship.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"|[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]|Mirror:hs_goodtimesover.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!"|[[crying]]|Mirror:hs_lilbrudder.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_letmein.zip}}
*{{qotw|"That's bupkis!"|[[the facts]]|Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip}}
*{{qotw|'''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!" '''Homestar Runner:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."|[[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]|Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip}}
*{{qotw|Todayborday is Labor Day song|[[Labor Dabor]]|Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip}}
*{{qotw|"Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"|[[monument]] Easter egg|Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."|[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]|Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Let's do this like Brutus."|[[monster truck]]|Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I could go for a few [[Cold One|cold ones]] right about now."|[[Where My Hat Is At?]]|Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm a belle!"|[[halloweener]]|Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav}}
*{{qotw|"Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to [[pee]] my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."|[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]|Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3}}
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]
*[[Homestar Runner Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|Nicknames]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch Homestar Runner's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_hs.swf|view the Flash file for Homestar Runner's character video]]

{{Characters|Homestar Runner}}

[[Category:Homestarmy]]

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[[Image:sbemail77.png|thumb|The one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad.]]

Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach, which he markets to become a hundredaire.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homsar}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Monday, June 16, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:17

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{falsetto}'' e-mail!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
 
I thought you looked cute as a 
Japanese cartoon with the blue hair 
and everything. ^_~ I was thinking 
you might look even better if you got 
out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've 
heard that a nice tan really 
helps your muscles stand out. 
 
Meg, 
KS</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "HEH-OH HEE! I think that's how you say that..." for the emoticon "^_~". He also reads "KS" as "K.S."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's a good point, KS. With the summer months all up on us, I'll probably be going shirtless more often than usual. I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad. ''{clears screen}'' And I guess it'll help to accentuate my abdominal muscles and my abs, and my cloits. They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.

''{Cut to Strong Bad lying on a towel, sunbathing in The Field. Next to him are buckets labeled "Animal Phat — 'it's lard, yo!'" and "cocoa butter"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, c'mon, sun, show me what you got. Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff.

''{The King of Town enters, wearing round sunglasses}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sniffs}'' Gooh. ''{sniffs}'' Oh, there it is!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rising from his towel}'' There ''what'' is?

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh, nothing. Hi, Strong Bad. How are you this day?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I was certainly better before you showed up. I'm still doing pretty good.

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sneakily stealing the cocoa butter while Strong Bad isn't looking}'' Oh, good. That's all I wanted to know. I guess I'll be moving on to different smell—place. ''{shoots off to the left taking the cocoa butter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—? Hey! He took my cocoa butter!

''{The King of Town peeks back in and grabs the Animal Phat}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Aw!

''{The words "6–8 hours later..." in the Compy email loading style appear on screen. Cut to Strong Bad sunbathing again. His chest is now extremely pink. Marzipan enters with a large, green oriental-style paper umbrella, and she is smiling}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, how long have you been laying here?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I dunno, six, maybe eight hours.

'''MARZIPAN:''' You know, you're supposed to flip over every 15 minutes or so...

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate. Not like up here. ''{stands, admiring his non-existent abs}'' Ooh, check it out, Ab City, USA. ''{Shaking hips. We can see that Strong Bad's back is lily-white.}'' Do-doot do.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, I don't see a single ab.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, it's like a cold one brewery over here, there's so many six-packs. ''{produces a sharpie marker}'' Check it out, ''{draws abs onto his chest}'' one, two, threefourfivesix. ''{grins at Marzipan}'' Oops, forgot the hatching. ''{adds shading}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Aren't you supposed to have pecs?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't need 'em! That's why they call me Double A: ''All Abs!''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's weird.

''{Marzipan leaves}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, I bet I could make some serious dough off this idea. I could be like, a thousandaire, or at least a hundredaire.

''{Cut to fake ad, with Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 zooming in slowly}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Introducing the all new Strong Bad Ab-Abber 2000! Get results like the professionals in ''{words appear on screen}'' Minutes! Nay! Seconds! Just listen to this guy over here!

''{cut to Strong Sad holding the Ab-Abber 2000}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sounding like he is reading off of a tele-prompter}'' Since using Strong Bad's Ab-Abber Two Thousand ''{pronounces "thousand" as "Thous And"}'', the ladies have been all up ons. ''{talking to Strong Bad off camera}'' All up ons? I don't know what that means!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off camera}'' Well, Strong Sad, it means they really like you.

'''STRONG SAD:''' But they don't! Especially now with all this Sharpie on my stomach.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Just read the lines, man. ''{Strong Bad's hand appears on camera holding a plush lobster}'' Do you want to see Gooblies again or not?

'''STRONG SAD:''' You leave Gooby out of this!

''{Cut to a close-up of the Ab-Abber 2000 box with words "Act Now!" flashing at the top of the screen}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Act now and receive the Cloitsterizer ''{words appear at bottom of screen, as well as a cheese wedge with a string tacked to it}'' Abs-solutely free! ''{words disappear}'' Max out your ''{"Cloits and Dloits!!?!" flashes in center screen}'' Cloits and Dloits with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. ''{words appear}'' "They'll be all up ons!"

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Testimonial.PNG|thumb|right|"I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"]]
*Click on the little G tag (right side, up near Strong Bad's hand) on Strong Sad's lobster [[Gooblies]] to see a Homsar celebrity testimonial just before the "Act Now!" scene.

:''{Homsar is shown finishing drawing an adding machine displaying the word "SALAd" on his shirt. The words "Celebrity(?) Testimonial" are superimposed on the lower center of the screen.}''
:'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaaAAAaaa-I'm just in time for the murder mystery!!!

*Click on the marker at the end of the email to see the instructions for Strong Bad's [[Ab-Abber 2000|Ab-Abber]].
<blockquote>Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 Instruction Manual
Use fine tip black 
marker(not included) 
to define the desired 
abdominal muscles 
(abs). Repeat as 
often as necessary.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual 
drawing</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The use of "^_~" to represent a wink is an example of an [[Wikipedia:Emoticon|emoticon]]. An emoticon, also called a smiley, is a sequence of printable characters such as :) or :-) that is intended to represent a facial expression and convey an emotion. Emoticons that can be understood without turning one's head to the side are often considered to be of [[Wikipedia:Emoticon#Eastern_style|East Asian style]].
*The first bucket says "Animal Phat." Phat is a slang word meaning "cool," although it's intended to mean actual fat in this case. This ties in with the second phrase on the bucket: "It's lard, yo!," both a reference to the bucket's contents and the play on words.

===Trivia===
*The emailer refers to [[japanese cartoon]].
*According to the commentary on the DVD:
**Matt actually once had a stuffed lobster named Gooblies.
**The sunglasses the King of Town wears actually belong to Marzipan. They were based on an old pair Matt had, which he broke while shooting the Fhqwhgads karaoke video for the DVD.
**[[The Cloitsterizer]] was actually an item that Matt and Mike saw a kid dragging in a thrift store.
*Marzipan is carrying a toothpick parasol one would normally receive with a tropical drink, only hers seems to be much larger than normal.

===Remarks===
*Abdominal muscles, abs, and cloits are essentially the same thing.
*According to the instructions of the Ab-Abber 2000, all you get is the box itself and the instructions, as the marker is not included.
*Strong Bad appears to be sunburned after he lies in the sun for 6-8 hours, but doesn't appear to be feeling any pain.
*Strong Bad draws hatching on his abs on the opposite side of the shading on his body, as though the lighting was coming from two different directions.

===Goofs===
*The abs drawn on Strong Sad's stomach have the bizarre side effect of making his belly button completely disappear.
*When Strong Bad draws the abs on, his legs are in front of his body.
*When Strong Bad says "Her name was Email" in the email song, parts of his mask, though they appear cut off, protrude above his head instead of being flat on his face like usual.

===Inside References===
*When showing the commercial of the Ab-Abber 2000, the music that plays is taken from [[action figure]].
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]].
*This is another appearance of the letter [[G]].

===Real-World References===
*The facial hair on the man in the instructions is very similar to the style that was adopted by [[Wikipedia:Frank Zappa|Frank Zappa]].
*The term thousandaire was used in Rocky & Bullwinkle's Fractured Fairy Tales in a parody of Little Red Riding Hood, where one of the wolf's lines is "I'm on my way to being a thousandaire!" Hundredaire, on the other hand, is purely Strong Bad.
*[[Wikipedia:Sharpie (marker)|Sharpies]] are a brand of permanent marker.
*The "Like on the TV!!!" sticker is a reference to the "[[Wikipedia:As seen on TV (marketing)|As Seen on TV]]" logo seen on many products that were at one point advertised via commercial or infomercial.

===Fast Forward===
*The term [[All up ons]] became a running gag on the site.
*The [[The King of Town's Food#Cocoa Butter|cocoa butter]] reappears in [[the bet]] on The King of Town's food shelf.

== DVD Version ==
*The Homsar celebrity testimonial is automatically enabled, so no selecting is required.
*The DVD version features hidden audio commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]], [[Marzipan]])

'''MATT:''' Welcome to "suntan."

'''MIKE:''' We're joined here by Marzipan once again.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's right.

'''MIKE:''' What do you think of that song? That's a little more tender side of Strong— Strong Bad, Marzipan.

'''MARZIPAN:''' He has this— He, he does have a tender side.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something else.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I'm listening right now.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I, I liked this e-mail...

'''MIKE:''' I like your, um... Well, we'll talk about it when it comes on.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay.

'''MATT:''' I remember we did this, it was kind of— Didn't I just come back from a vacation and actually had a pretty bad, pretty bad sunburn?

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, so, timely.

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's true. You know, and after this e-mail for the next few months, uh, Matt and Mike both kept drawing abs on their bodies and going around shirtless in the studio. ''{Mike laughs}'' It was very distracting for most of us ladies.

'''MIKE:''' I wish I could have that towel.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. I mean, that— that's a towel that, conceptually I swear I've seen before, but now I've searched ''{Mike chuckles}'' far and wide and can't find one with a Bengal tiger on it. Or a Siberian tiger on it?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Those are— those are my sunglasses that the King of Town is wearing.

'''MATT:''' Really?

'''MIKE:''' Those are pretty sweet.

'''MATT:''' They're modeled after these, uh, glasses I have for sunchaps  ''{unintelligible}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Really?

'''MATT:''' Yeah. ''{short pause}'' That I actually just broke when we were doing the, uh, the half-pipe stuff for the karaoke video for "Everybody to the Limit."

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, yeah.

'''MATT:''' They're broken now.

'''MIKE:''' You can watch that. If you watch closely, you can see the glasses fall off.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{gasps watching her character enter frame on the e-mail}'' Oh! That is the, um, the umbrella from Mike's cocktail.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MARZIPAN:''' I just grabbed that at the last minute; I thought it really added to the scene.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, I really like that.

'''MATT:''' It's clearly— yeah, it's clearly just a cocktail umbrella though, made large. ''{short pause}'' Now here's my favorite song. ''{Strong Bad says, "Do-do do" in the email}'' That's a good song.

'''MIKE:''' "Do-do do"?

'''MATT:''' Look, he's Neapolitan Strong Bad, with no chocolate.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, it was really hot out that day.

'''MATT:''' It looks pretty hot. There's some sweltering orange sky back there.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, I did that uh...

'''MARZIPAN:''' Fortunately, I never sweat.

'''MIKE:''' ''{amused}'' Really?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, wait, see? Look, Marzipan's eyes '''were''' backwards!

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.

'''MATT:''' I, I apologize, Marzipan, on behalf of my brother Mike.

'''MARZIPAN:''' It made working very difficult that day. ''{Mike chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' I bet. ''{pause}'' Did our friend Tobin coin that phrase? Or does he just use it?

'''MIKE:''' "Hundredaire"?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I don't know; it's possible.

'''MATT:''' He uses it extensively, which is good.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Who modeled for that, um, box top?

'''MIKE:''' Think it's Strong Bad.

'''MATT:''' Think it's Strong Bad himself.

'''MIKE:''' He's a character from our website. ''{Matt chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' The background is great, Mike; it's very true to the, to the infomercial—

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ron— ''{chuckles}''

'''MATT:''' yeah, Ron, Ron Popeil.

'''MIKE:''' And here's, uh— Matt really had a, uh, stuffed lobster named Gooblies.

'''MATT:''' It's true. I don't know what Gooblies meant.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' There he is.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' The Cloitsterizer is something we actually saw; eh, it's mentioned elsewhere on this DVD, but we saw a kid dragging that around a thrift store one day—

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' —a piece of wooden cheese on a string.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Ron Popeil|Ron Popeil]] is the founder of [[Wikipedia:Ronco|Ronco]] and is the inventor of the Pocket Fisherman, Mr. Microphone, and more recently the Showtime Rotisserie. Ronco's early television sales techniques are considered the progenitors of today's infomercials.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail77.html|watch "suntan"]]
*[[HR:sbemail77.swf|view the Flash file for "suntan"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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Strong Bad

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[[Image:currentbad.png|thumb|The ramblin' wreck of email check!]]
== Biography ==

'''Strong Bad''' is one of the most well-known characters in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. He started out as the villain who tried to cheat his way to the top but was always doomed to fail before [[Homestar Runner]]. In the manner that minor characters become [[Wikipedia:breakout character|breakout characters]], he's now less of a villain and more of a highly expanded form of comic relief, with his irascible sarcasm and rough voice seeming to make him ever more popular with fans of the website.

He answers [[Strong Bad Email|emails]] with a passion, and will [[Poorly Written Emails|make fun]] of their grammar, punctuation, and spelling—although he's not overly worried about [[Strong Bad's Spelling|his own]]. He also hates to be asked about [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|how he manages to type with boxing gloves on]]. He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: '''[[DELETED]]!!''' He also writes, illustrates, and narrates the series of [[Teen Girl Squad]] comics.

Strong Bad is the middle child of [[The Brothers Strong]]. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often abusing Homestar, [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking]] [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|prank-calling]] [[Marzipan]], or [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|tormenting]] [[Strong Sad]] (although it's been hinted that they [[The Secrets That I Keep|got along]] when they were younger). Although he seems to dislike or positively loathe most people, he enjoys the company of [[Bubs]], The Cheat (his ever-diligent lackey), [[Strong Mad]] (his older brother), and, [[Strong Bad and Pom Pom's Relationship|to a lesser extent]], [[Pom Pom]].

[[Image:Baby strong bad.png|thumb|"That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!"]]
Strong Bad has boxing gloves for hands (which always have square window reflections on them, no matter where he is), round green eyes, and a red [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask with a blue diamond and black markings for a head (as confirmed in [[some kinda robot]]). In the email [[super powers]], the blue diamond on his forehead is shown to have the power of opening bottles of [[Cold ones]] and making [[Homestar Runner's Hat]] fly off his head. Although he claims that his mask is his face, he once removed it in [[the chair]]. This act caused him a lot of pain but no lasting visible damage. His mouth is rectangular, though it often becomes round when he says words with the letter "o". Most of the time, Strong Bad's mouth is in a slight frown, but there are occasions where he [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]]. He also wears shiny black pants and red boots. He usually doesn't wear a [[Strong Bad Wearing A Shirt|shirt]]; according to him, it's better to [[suntan|show off his abs]].

Strong Bad rules the land of [[Strong Badia]], a barren field behind the [[Wikipedia:Dumpster (term)|dumpsters]] that is completely devoid of any sentient life. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "[[holy crap]]", though he hates when people use the word crap when [[Crapfully Yours|signing emails]]. He frequently mangles words, as seen in [[army]]. ("We're a one man army. Er, a three man one-y. [[Three-to-one marny]]?") It has also been [[road trip|implied]] that he wets the bed, a fact that he attempts to [[Blatant Lies|cover up]] with little success. However, he seems to sleep instead on the couch in his [[Basement of the Brothers Strong|basement]], frequently [[Couch Mumbling|mumbling]] video game titles, sometimes holding a bag of [[Potate]]. Strong Bad also seems to collect [[eggs]], as seen in [[morning routine]], and he keeps them in [[The Couch]].

Strong Bad talks a big line, claiming to be a [[Crimes committed by Strong Bad|criminal mastermind]], a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscle man]], and totally popular with the [[Strong Bad's Ladies|ladies]], though there is little evidence of any of these claims, and no shortage of evidence that they are all untrue. Strong Bad refuses to acknowledge this however, and continues unaffected with his delusions of grandeur. He is convinced that Marzipan likes, or has a crush on, him when in fact she "[[marzipan|really [doesn't] like him at all]]." Due to his delusional opinions about himself, much of what Strong Bad says is [[Blatant Lies|obviously untrue]]. But Strong Bad also seems to state that he is uncool as seen in [[pizzaz|the email pizzaz]].

He loves to listen to [[Limozeen]], [[Taranchula]], and [[Peter Frampton]]. He seems to dislike any band that isn't considered [[Heavy Metal|metal]], such as [[sloshy]], as seen towards the end of [[concert]]. His favorite show is [[Caleb Rentpayer]]. He also enjoys doing [[caper|Jumble puzzles]] and [[The Interview|baking]]. His love for [[Strong Bad's Technology|older technology]] such as cassette tapes, command prompt computers, old video games and laserdiscs, and the titles of events such as "[[monster truck|Awexome Cross '98]]", and "[[TrogdorCon '97]]" suggest that Strong Bad is "living in the past". Despite his love of the nineties, he seems to despise and destroy anything from any previous decade, like [[Wikipedia:8-track cartridge|8-Tracks]], TVs that lost their essence in the '70s, and the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)|Nintendo Entertainment System]].

[[Image:StrongBad 3D variation.PNG|thumb|Check out all 3 of my glorious D's!]]

Strong Bad has sung many hit singles, his most popular being "[[Everybody to the Limit]]". He also stars as the protagonist in the blockbuster action series "[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]".

He works with Homestar and The Cheat at an [[The Office|unnamed tech company]], though despite this fixed income, he seems to have financial troubles, and often attempts money making solutions of questionable legitimacy and [[other days|burns his bills]] with his [[BMW Lighter]]. His financial troubles might be partly due to his high electric bill, which he claims to be $70,000 in [[environment]]. His dream job, as stated in [[from work]], is to be a 2nd 2nd assistant space whale scrubber.

Strong Bad is somewhat prejudiced; he has been [[sb_email 22|banned from the UK]], and often [[little questions|ridicules non-English speakers]] on their e-mails. In [[Homestar Ruiner]], Strong Bad says that he hates the Swedes and later makes jokes at their expense, though he did say he should get married to the sender of [[magic trick]], possibly partly because she's Swedish. He also does not get on well with [[Dislike of Old People|old people]] or [[for kids|children]], although he claims to have children of his own, including Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman, at [[Trailer Home|his second secret home]] where he goes by the name [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]]. He doesn't appear to care much for those children either, or perhaps he does and truly believes that "you got to be firm."

As evidenced in [[stand-up]], Strong Bad once did [[Wikipedia:standup comedy|stand-up comedy]] as a kid. He apparently wasn't very good, as he tried to make up jokes instead of using natural comedy or rehearsed jokes. However, he doesn't like talking about his act, because his pants fell down in front of the audience, and he ran away embarrassed.

Strong Bad also made his own band in [[Baddest Of The Bands]] which was known as [[Bands in Baddest Of The Bands|DÖI]]. In it, Strong Bad does the vocals, [[the King Of Town]] plays guitar, and [[Homsar]] is on the theremin. Strong Bad didn't really pick who was in this band, as after he signed everyone else up, these two were the only characters left to be in the band.

*'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] ''([[the bet|briefly]])''
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

{{Character Video Transcript}}

== Strength ==
[[Image:StrongBadPushups.png|thumb|Strong Bad by name, but not by nature.]]
There is highly conflicting evidence regarding Strong Bad's strength. For the most part, it is implied that Strong Bad is actually very weak and out of shape and that "Strong Bad" is merely his name and not an accurate description: In the email [[lady fan]], he is unable to do even a single push-up, and states that he used to be able to do only four. In addition, the paper on Strong Bad's desk in the [[Homestar Quiz]] reads "Strong Bad isn't so strong after all. If he tried hard, which of the following could he lift?", and lists the choices as "an ounce", "a week", "a weak", and "pepper". Strong Sad has stated on [[Strong Sad's Lament|his blog]] that Strong Bad's punches do not hurt, compared against Strong Mad's that do. In [[Homestar Ruiner]], Strong Bad is completely incapable of matching Pom Pom's time in the Race to the End of the Race, and can only beat Coach Z's time by ''heavily'' cheating. On the other hand, in the email [[car]], Strong Bad demonstrates the ability to punch Homestar hard enough to hit and crack the wall, and in the email [[secret identity]], he literally tosses both Homestar and the King of Town out of his house. He can also easily pick up and carry the supposedly 42-pound [[Lappy 486]], and is quite adept at [[kicking The Cheat]] (hinted in [[Where's The Cheat?]] to weigh about 18 pounds). Also in [[Compy Catalog]] Strong Bad easily throws roughly 450 pounds (204.12 kg) of pennies onto his mailbox. In the email [[lady...ing]], Strong Bad picks up and throws an anvil. It is possible that, like Homestar's "[[Lack of Visible Arms|arms]]", Strong Bad's true strength may be purposely ambiguous.

== Fun Facts ==
[[Image:Strong Bad Eyes Closed.PNG|thumb|"Well, time to start evolving into mole people. Now shut your eyes really tight and try and heighten your other senses."]]
*Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and their original role as tag team wrestlers, came from the [[Nintendo]] video game [[Wikipedia:Tag Team Wrestling|Tag Team Wrestling]] created by Data East U.S.A. in 1986. In this game, one of the teams is called "The Strong Bads."
*Apparently, Strong Bad is able to survive, stand up, and even talk, with a hole blasted in his head, as shown in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and the email [[lady...ing]].
*As evidenced in the e-mail [[your funeral]], it appears that his eyes will turn black after he dies.
*He has never completely closed his mouth, and he supposedly has a green tongue.
*Strong Bad was originally conceived as a masked wrestler because in their childhood, The Brothers Chaps viewed masked wrestlers as the embodiment of evil, making them an ideal choice for an antagonist.
*As seen by [[Lil' Strong Bad]] and in [[highschool]], his head seems to become more oval-shaped as he grows older.
*When he is sleeping, he [[Couch Mumbling|mumbles]] names of famous SNES games, such as Super Contra or Chrono Trigger.
*Strong Bad's head moves around a lot more when he speaks facing away from the camera than when he speaks facing towards it. This is true even when he [[Main Page 23|thinks he is facing the camera]].
*As of 5 August 2009, Strong Bad has the highest complete filmography of all the characters on the website, appearing in 432 toons.
**Strong Bad has more appearances than [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Homsar]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Pom Pom]], and [[The King of Town]] combined.
**Of all the characters' lines on the website, he also has the most lines and the largest collection of [[Quote of the Week|quotes]] for a character.
*Strong Bad hopes to become a 2nd 2nd Assistant Space-Whale scrubber.
*Strong Bad has a [["Er" pronounced as "oi"|habit]] of pronouncing certain words with an "uhr" sound the way a stereotypical New Yorker would pronounce them (e.g. he says "soivice" instead of "service" in [[lackey]]).
*As evidenced in [[from work]], [[dullard]], [[4 branches]], and [[business trip]], Strong Bad is currently employed.
*At his fastest, Strong Bad types approximately 240 [[Wikipedia:Typing#Words per Minute|words per minute]] (in a segment in [[death metal]]).

== Relationships ==
[[Image:SBbrain.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's brain in [[specially marked]]]]

:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Bubs's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Pom Pom's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Marzipan's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and The Poopsmith's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Homsar's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Bad and Senor Cardgage's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
[[Image:puppetstrongbad.png|thumb|[[Puppet Stuff|Puppet]] Strong Bad]]
[[Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|thumb|Tiny-handed Strong Bad with sort of a nose]]

*[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Stinkoman]] ([[20X6]])
*[[Keyboard Strong Bad]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
*[[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]]
*[[Lil' Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Badman]]
*[[Atari Strong Bad]]
*[[Vector Strong Bad]]
*[[Wrestleman]]
*[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]
*[[Sterrance]]
*[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]
*[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]] ([[highschool]])
*[[Head Bad and Strong Body]] ([[disconnected]])
*[[The Castlefunnies|The Castlefunnies Strong Bad]] ([[old comics]])
*[[Zombie Strong Bad]] ([[your funeral]])
*[[Poopsmith Strong Bad]] ([[secret identity]])
*[[Ultimate Strong Bad]] (mixed origins)
*[[Space Captainface]]


=== [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Teen Girl Squad Variations]] ===
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad|Strong Bad]]
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Leprechaun Strong Bad|Leprechaun Strong Bad]]
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Sir Hotbod Handsomeface|Sir Hotbod Handsomeface]]
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Strong Bad Robot|Strong Bad Robot]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Carmen Miranda|Carmen Miranda]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[[Wikipedia:Carmen Sandiego|Carmen Sandiego]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*Homestar as [[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*Ozone (from the movie [[Wikipedia:Breakin'|Breakin']]) in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cesar Romero|Cesar Romero]] as [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Jambi the Genie|Jambi the Genie]] (from [[Wikipedia:Pee-wee's Playhouse|Pee-wee's Playhouse]]) in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
*[[Wikipedia:Father Guido Sarducci|Father Guido Sarducci]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Beetlejuice|Beetlejuice]] in [[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Planet on the Cover of ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'']] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==Quotes of the Week==
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*{{qotw|"Stupid air guitar! Just people wagglin their hands around in front of em, lookin like they're pretendin to mix up a sauce. I hate that sauce!"|Unknown|Mirror:sb_airguitar.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap."|[[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake|Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred emails I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"|[[email thunder]] outtake|Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{the entire song proceeds}''|[[alternate universe]]|Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"|[[magic trick]] outtake|Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"|[[your edge]]|Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]|Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"|[[Date Nite]]|Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"|[[rated]]|Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"|[[Blubb-O's Commercial]]|Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."|[[business trip]] (first sentence an outtake)|Mirror:sb_stloolis.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"|[[web comics]]|Mirror:sb_borgorroth.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..."|[[slumber party]] outtake|mirror:sb_takelongs.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" '''[[The Cheat]]:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."|[[mini-golf]] outtake|mirror:sbcheat_par.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]]|Mirror:sb_garbagedis.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"|[[Field Day Intro]]|Mirror:sb_fieldday.mp3|download}}
*{{qotw|'''Singers:''' "You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!"|[[theme song]]|Mirror:lifingforlove.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."|[[the chair]] outtake|Mirror:sb_stankstonk.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." |[[A Decemberween Pageant]]|Mirror:sb_planetaxes.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane"|Extended version of [[theme song]]'s opening lines (with background music)|Mirror:sb_rainstorm.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."|[[portrait]] outtake|Mirror:sb_stevens.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"|[[senior prom]] outtake|Mirror:sb_vietbunmuffins.mp3}}
*{{qotw|The SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar jingle|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."|[[local news]]|Mirror:sb_itsits.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"What?! ''[[Wikipedia:Under Siege 2: Dark Territory|Under Siege 2]]''?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"|[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] outtake|Mirror:sb_undersiege2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."|[[technology]] outtake|Mirror:sb_motherboard.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."|[[flashback]] outtake|Mirror:sb_baseballgame.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_verymean.mp3}}
*{{qotw|As [[Reynold]]: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." |[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]|Mirror:reynold_groceries.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You bet! Hit me on the slant!"|[[Senorial Day]]|Mirror:sb_hitmeontheslant.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough [[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]]."|[[Where the Crap Are We?]]|Mirror:sb_twinkies.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"|[[rampage]]|Mirror:sb_rampage.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Imitating the [[Lappy 486]] startup noise: "Dong DIIING!!!"|[[animal]]|Mirror:sb_dongdling.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"|[[origins]] outtake|Mirror:sb_ivelostit.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."|[[kids' book]]|Mirror:sb_no2people.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I doh du duoh [[crapfully yours]]. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"|[[virus]]|Mirror:qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3}}
*{{qotw|Sings the "You're a Girl" song|[[montage]]|Mirror:youreagirl.zip}}
*{{qotw|"And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."|[[haircut]] outtake|Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''With [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"|[[dangeresque 3]]|Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip}}
*{{qotw|''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''|[[theme park]]|Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip}}
*{{qotw|'''As [[Li'l Brudder]]''': "I can make it on my own!"|[[crying]]|Mirror:sb_brudder.zip}}
*{{qotw|"Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"|[[kids' book]] Easter egg [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]]|Mirror:sb_jig.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."|[[labor day]] outtake|Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"|[[privileges]]|Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Possums!"|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]|Mirror:sb_possums.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Why you lazy crap for crap!"|[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]|Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"This is the quote of the day!"|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_qod.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"You guys, that was a pretty good one."|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_fart.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."|A la [[First Time Here?]]|Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3}}
*{{qotw|The Strong Bad Show theme song.|QotW exclusive|Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a crappy acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"|[[vacation]]|Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3}}
*{{qotw|'''Strong Bad:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."|[[vacation]] outtake|Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."|[[Homestar Quiz]]|Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."|[[original book]] line|Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Matt Equals MATT!!"|[[50 emails]]}}
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Strong Bad Evolution]]
*[[Strong Bad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#Strong Bad|Nicknames]]
*[[Peanut Strong Bad]]
*[[Senor Cardgage]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Bad being lame]]
*[[Crimes committed by Strong Bad]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch Strong Bad's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_sb.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Bad's character video]]
*[[HR:cheatintro.swf|Strong Bad's website]], from [[website]]
*[mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com Email Strong Bad]

{{Characters|Strong Bad}}

[[Category:Strong Badia]]

Making Out

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:36:12 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: undid revision 669600; rv/v

[[Image:MakeyOuty.PNG|thumb|Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first-basin' it with that piece of loose-leaf?!]]
{{about|[[running gag]]}} {{foremail|making out}}

'''Making Out''' seems to be a favorite pastime of [[Strong Bad|Strong Bad]], as he often mentions it. However, despite titling himself the "master of make out rock," Strong Bad offers no evidence that he ever actually has made out with a live person. [[Homestar Runner]] and [[The Cheat]] have apparently come closer more often, as shown in the Easter egg of [[do over]].

==References==
*[[Homestar Talker]] — The original secret phrase used to be "Making out with [[Marzipan]] is totally awesome". Part of this phrase later appeared in the lyrics of [[The Cheat Theme Song]] and then in several popups in [[virus]].
*Email [[studying]] — Strong Bad tells the sender of the email that he could possibly get "1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base". This email also originates the book "This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base" by [[Leomard Sportsinterviews]].
*[[Bookazon.com]] — This book store sells Lem's book and features reviews such as [[Bookazon.com#Better than 4th base even?!?|Better than 4th base even?!?]].
*Email [[dullard]] — In the DVD version, one of the comic strips ends with the line "...then we made out on her desk."
*Email [[making out]] — This is an entire email on the subject.
*[[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad's Character Video]] — [[Strong Bad's Ladies|Ladies]] are instructed to form a line for make outs.
*[[Fan Costume Commentary]] — A fan "gets to first base"; Strong Bad attributes it to the fact that the fan is costumed as him.
*Email [[video games]] — In describing the [[StrongBadZone]] game, Strong Bad claims girls will try to make out with the screen.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Escape from jail is described as making out with sweet lady freedom.
*[[Family Resemblence]] — The hypothetical make-out session is "not gonna cut it."
*Email [[do over]] — It is implied that Marzipan made out with The Cheat, dressed as Homestar.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — [[So and So]]'s hopes of reaching 1st base are squashed.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — So and So fails to reach first base with [[Tompkins]]. [[Arrow'd Guy]] wants to make his move on the hot "makey outy" [[The Ugly One|Ugly One]], but Strong Bad stops him and then kisses the piece of paper she's drawn on.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — The name of the camp the girls go to is [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]].
*Email [[road trip]] — Homestar asks Strong Bad and The Cheat "What do you think this is, Make-Out Point?".
*Email [[your funeral]] — Strong Bad says that his stuffed corpse will be kept in a place of honor for all the world to want to make out with.
*[[Date Nite]] — Homestar tells Strong Bad he wants to prevent Marzipan and The Cheat from making out.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — The Cheat's face is covered with kiss marks after he emerges from Cheatsa Pizza.
*[[The Limozeen Advantage]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] talks about whether or not he would like to make out with Tawny from [[Advantage]].
*Email [[environment]] — Once Strong Bad has made the [[Lappy 486]] eco-friendly, he claims that "[he] and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house."
*[[Somber Vacation]] — [[Strong Sad]] complains about all the couples making out on the beach during his midnight walk.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — Strong Bad, in a falsetto voice, says "Let's go make out!"
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad mentions having make out sessions in the [[Gremlin]].
*[[Strong Badia The Free]] — Strong Bad claims to have made out with all the hostesses on an airplane flight.
*[[hremail 49]] — Homestar's face is covered in kiss marks while offscreen girls have a pillow fight around him.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad refers to the Gremlin as the make-out mobile.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — When obtaining the TrogSword, Strong Bad mentions getting rid of Homestar's pop-up window so he can resume his "make-out sessions". Homestar replies that he doesn't see any make-out sessions in Strong Bad's schedule, just pedicures and bubble baths, which Strong Bad claims are "code for make-out sessions".

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Category talk:Deceased Characters

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:39:28 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Delete? */

== Delete? ==
I don't think that we can ever say definitively that a character is deceased. It's a cartoon, TBC can choose to bring back anything at any time. Anything put in this category is pure speculation. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:05, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
: Ah, but that is why I have only put in characters declared dead and yet to come back. Only characters deader than death usually entails in the cartoon. Besides, The Brothers Chaps seem to be very strict on who is for really dead. Like The Paper. His reappearence and later death was totally permanent, or he'd be printing by now. And New Papes is obliterated. In-movie characters like Dadgeresque would definely stay dead, as that is how the Dangeresque continuity goes. Should I go on? --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 00:11, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::I don't really see your point, Jellote. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 00:12, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:::In fact, i think you just proved MY point. Ol' papes was "dead" and suddenly he was back in 200. Hence, any of them could come back at any time. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:::: Meh, I guess your right. Well, whatever. If this is what the wiki wants... Let us get a few other people's opions first.--[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 00:22, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Like many an absurdist cartoon, H*R has taken many liberties to toy with the concept of reality including life and death. TBC are arguably free to bring back any character 'from the dead' as they please (as they have already demonstrated). Therefore assuming what the dead/alive state of any character is, like Defender said, mere speculation. Example #1: [[homsar]]. I would prefer to see an article listing instances where characters at some point could be ''presumably'' dead (including the aforementioned Example #1) and that information could easily fit inside the [[Death]] article. '''(edit conflict)'''--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 00:27, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I like that idea. An article, though, not a whole category. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:28, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::I too agree that a category like this does not work, after all this is a cartoon, where we all know anything can happen. "Presumable deaths" may be a better idea, but I'm having a little trouble where an article like that would be going. {{User:Soiled Bargains/sig}} 01:11, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I concur, this doesn't quite work as a category, but an article might pull through. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 01:39, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:07:36 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Goofs */ No... he said Stinky had three brothers. As Stinky was an informant himself, this is false.

{{pn|Baddest of the Bands|8-Bit is Enough}}

{{about|[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]]|dangeresque 3}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dangeresque}}

[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]

[[Image:Sbcg4ap104 235x225.png|125px|left]][[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|125px|left]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. It has been rated E10+ for [[Alcohol]] and [[Smoking|Tobacco]] Reference, Crude Humor, and Mild Cartoon Violence by the ESRB.

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world! Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Where is his father, why has Cutesy Buttons been kidnapped, and just who is the nefarious Uzi Bazooka?

A brief trailer for this game is included in ''[[Baddest of the Bands]]''.

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]] as Cutesy Buttons [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]] as a prehistoric robot dinosaur
*Bubtronic Security Robot as Dangcaresque Autopilot

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]] 
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]] 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]] 
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]] 
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]] 
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]] 
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]] 
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]] 
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]] 
[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]] 
[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]] 
[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]] 
[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]] 
[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]] 
Helicopter set 
[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]
|}

'''Date:''' November 17th, 2008

{{dvd|SBCG4AP Collector's DVD}}

==Preview Transcript==
[[Image:Dangeresque 3 Preview.png|thumb|"Take the shot!"]]
''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Screenshots ==
<gallery>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Smoky Office.png|<center>Smoky Office</center>
Image:Dangeresque Jungle.PNG|<center>Strong Borneo</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Secret Lab.png|<center>Professor Experimento's Lab</center>
Image:SpaceCircusCatastrophe.png|<center>[[Space Circus Catastrophe]]</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Brainblow_City.png|<center>Brainblow City</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-Catacombs.png|<center>Catacombs in the KOT's castle</center>
Image:SBCG4AP-D3-World Locations.png|<center>Turning the Stone Bridge into world locations</center>
Image:Dangeresque 3 Marzipan.PNG|<center>Cutsey Buttons' garden</center>
</gallery>

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*[[Cheatball|Creature Card]]
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a [[wikipedia:Situation puzzle|lateral-thinking conundrum]]. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
** He is also Homestar's "[[secret identity]]."
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie (stool pigeon) is an informant, rat is also informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*It's also the first SBCG4AP in which [[Mike Chapman]] does a voice, namely the voice of Craig.
*If he catches her during the stand-off on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons "[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]".
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad 
 
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad 
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner 
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage 
Renaldo -- Coach Z 
Perducci -- The King of Town 
Diamonocle -- Bubs 
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan 
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan 
Killingyouguy -- Himself 
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide 
Craig -- The Cheat 
 
All Stunts by Strong Bad 
 
'Today is Alright 4 2nite' 
Written and performed by Strong Bad 
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*When you select the podium in Ireland and Strong Bad starts talking about how he busted up a ring of counterfeit three-leaf-thousand dollar bills, the subtitles say "butsed" instead of "busted".
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearance.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) checks emails, his trademark glasses are not visible in his reflection on the Lappy's screen.
**Occasionally, his reflection will not appear at all.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Look at the chair in the night time dream sequence office, and Dangeresque will comment on how you can "see [his] butt print worn on the chair." However, the subtitles misspell butt as but.
*After telling Cutesy Buttons he'll shower her with jewels, Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) says "...I'm never gonna go" but the subtitles read "...I'm never going to go to".
*In the ending scene in the basement, Marzipan does not say "required", but the subtitles include the word.
====PC Version====
*According to [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=100539&postcount=9 a thread on the Telltale Games forums], the PC version misses one costume item (the "big hair"). This is due to an oversight, as the costume item was enabled on default in the Wii version, but not on the PC version.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.
*In extended play mode, the rollover for Cutesy Buttons reads "Cutsy Buttons".
**Also, the rollover text for Marzipan's house reads "Cutest Button's House".

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving objects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.
*Clicking the window right after retrieving Credenza causes Marzipan to continue speaking (i.e. "Hang in there Credenza!"), which continues even after she leaves.
*At most times, the buttons located at the top of the screen will move up and stay there making the player unable to pull up the map or inventory or snappy or main menu even by pressing the hot key. This glitch can be fixed if there is a exit located at the map else, the player needs to reset the game.
*When asleep in Extended Play, looking at the chair in the [[Smoky Office]] will afterwards cause Danqeresque's glasses to appear on him again, even if the player had changed Dangeresque's costume.
*Sometimes for some unknown reason on the PC version of the game, at the very beginning when Dangeresque pulls out the diamond, the computer will restart.
* Sometimes when freeing Renaldo in extended play, the costume items Strong Bad is wearing will hover in the air. Then, when it cuts back to Strong Bad, he will be wearing a second pair of Dangeresque glasses. This can be fixed by leaving the sun base.
* If you pour the formula on The Stick to make the cereal box appear and then reload The Field without picking it up, the cereal box will appear floating over the Shark Pond.

===Inside References===
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the [[Riverquest Safariventure]] box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimics a line from [[New Boots]].
*Strong Sad's line, "Only that I am not one of his minions," is from [[dangeresque 3]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*The Cheat's speech in the game's climax had a reference to the [[Action Cool 5]] news team.
*The following running gags make appearances in the game:
<table>
<autocolumn cols="3" style="padding-left:1.5em">
*[[Blatant Lies]]
*[[Breakfast Cereal]]
*[[Cars]]
*[[Cheese]]
*[[Color Flavored]]
*[[Cool Shades]]
*[[Cross-dressing]]
*[[Deodorant]]
*[[Dinosaurs]]
*[[Disconnected Telephones]]
*[[Dump]]
*[[-èd]]
*[["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]]
*[[Kicking The Cheat]]
*[[Lack of Visible Body Parts]]
*[[Lasers]]
*[[Mustaches]]
*[[Pants]]
*[[Poor Acting]]
*[[Robots]]
*[[Seriously]]
*[[Smoking]]
*[[Spaceships]]
*[[The Poopsmith's signs]]
*[[Tonite]]
*[[Underwear]]
</autocolumn>
</table>

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
**The drawing of the Office also looks almost exactly like Sam & Max's building, including the two-tone siding and the rounded windows.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and one for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls Uzi Bazooka "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
**Coach Z saying "All we want is the girl!" is a reference to when Indiana Jones said a similar line near the end of ''[[wikipedia:Raiders of the Lost Ark|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]''.
**Strong Bad saying "Ahh, Venice!" may also be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]''.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[Batman|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spirometer]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for [http://www.imagekind.com/Showartwork.aspx?IMID=a30e07c5-0f0e-4338-a080-36cf5959f86d the original photo].
*"Uzi Bazooka" is a cheat in the computer game [[Wikipedia:Worms (game)|Worms]], which makes the uzi fire bazooka shells instead of normal bullets, for massive destruction.
*Dangeresque allegedly framed [[Wikipedia:The Lorax|The Lorax]] for murder, a character invented by [[Dr. Seuss]].

===Fast Forward===
*The next game, [[8-Bit is Enough]], picks up right where this game leaves off, with Strong Bad jumping off the couch and into his [[TROGDOR!]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|arcade cabinet]].
*An [[Dangeresque: THREE in 3D|anaglyphic version]] of Dangeresque 3 is included on the [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep4dangeresque3 Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/11/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/105038/review-strong-bad-episode-4/ Game Pro review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/931/931121p1.html IGN review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople4dangeresque3thecriminalprojectivereview.html CheatCode Central review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_4_dangeresqu1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=12204 Jolt Online review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171454&p=44 1UP review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People---Episode-4-Dangeresque-3/Item2041.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-4-111089.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,945 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/429/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.knight-nui.com/#/reviewdangeresque3/4532273594 Knight Nui Review]
*[http://pc.vggen.com/reviews/review.php?id=426&p=1 Video Game Generation Review]

{{SBCG4AP}}
{{Dangeresque}}
[[Category: Dangeresque]]

Compy Catalog

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:10:16 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: rv; noted in transcript

{{toonnav|Shorts|compycatalog|Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[File:Compy Catalog.png|thumb|The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it?]]
It's here! It's here! The Compy catalog is finally here! Just in time for Strong Bad, too.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Mailbox]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' If it doesn't say Compy, it might not be a Computer.

==Transcript==
''{The Poopsmith opens Strong Bad's mailbox and puts a letter in it. He is wearing a postal uniform with a small picture of The Cheat on the shirt. He closes the mailbox and walks away. Birds can be heard in the background. Cut to Strong Bad's bedroom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's here!

''{cut to The Cheat in the crisper drawer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's here!

''{cut to Strong Sad's room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's finally here!

''{music begins.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's here!

''{zoom in to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's here! It's fina-l-ly here!

''{zoom out to a full-body shot. A marching fanfare starts. Confetti shoots out from off-screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's no more time for expectat—

''{Strong Bad pokes his head in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! ''{disappears, and the marching fanfare stops}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sadly}'' That was the happiest I've ever been...

''{cut to the mailbox. Strong Bad runs to it and grabs a slip of paper inside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've been waiting all dang year for this!

''{zoom into a pamphlet that has the Compy logo on it, also saying "NEW PRODUCTS CATALOG". The year "2009" has been pasted over the year "1989".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The 2009 Compy new products catalog!

''{cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A new compy catalog is like Decemberween morning,—

''{a picture of a present pops up in a thought bubble above him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —my birthday,—

''{a bazooka pops up beside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —a candy store,—

''{the [[SBLOUNSKCHED]] bar pops up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped together up in one piece of junk mail!

''{a party blower pops up next and blows. The clouds then disappear.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I can finally find a suitable replacement for the Lappy!

''{Strong Bad opens the catalog. Six laptops are on the first page, in various shades of tan. The text above the laptops reads "A rainbow of choices!" The text below it says "Fabulous flourescents!}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies! Neon Tan,—

''{a laptop of that color appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Gray Passion, Rodeo ''{pronounces like "ro-day-oh"}'' Beige, Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.

''{zoom out to a full body shot of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Seems like these are more for those stylish ladies and the rat-dogs they— Wait. did they just try to tell me ''same'' is a color?

''{flips the page}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Our most family-friendly Compy ever,

''{cut to a picture of a very large computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The roomy-vac is a computer for the entire household! Whoa! Comes with built-in printer,—

''{cut to a zoom-in of a built-in printer with paper feeding out of it. The text "Built-in!" flashes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —eight-inch monitor,—

''{cut to a small monitor with a keyboard in front of it still built into the large computer. The text "Eight-in!" flashes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —three bedroom, two-and-a-half bath!

''{a family appears in front of the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And a front door for easy access!

''{a front door appears on the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading, monotone}'' The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?

''{the price "$240,999.99" is below it but not read. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would they print that whole exchange? Anyway, what else they got?

''{flips the page.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Do you have problems opening up digital pictures of your grandkids or taking four consecutive steps? Then have we got a Compy for you!

''{cut to a computer similar to the [[Compy 386]], only with a [[Needlepoint]] screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Grampy Aught-Six utilizes easy to read 400-point type!

''{as Strong Bad speaks, the letters "Dear Oldie," appear on the screen two letters at a time, scrolling with a clang sound.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Turning even the shortest email into an unforgettable all-day affair! And you'll never lose track of our new—

''{a very large arrow-shaped cursor appears on the screen.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' —meat-loaf sized cursor.

''{The cursor transforms into a pixelly meat loaf.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's ''shaped'' like meat loaf too!

''{cut to a mouse.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Optional mouse, that is an—

''{the mouse transforms into an ''actual'' mouse}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —''actual'' mouse that will pre-chew your food for you, sold separately. ''{cut back to the Grampy Aught-Six}'' The Grampy Aught-Six.

''{zoom out to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours.

''{flips the page, followed by a record scratch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my goodness, graphics. I like the looks of ''{high-pitched}'' thiis!

''{cut to a modern-looking computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Compé, because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.

''{zoom into the Compé.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Compy Compé delivers European-sounding flair,—

''{Europe flies on the screen with the text "FLAIR" in it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —with southeast-Asian-sounding prices.

''{Southeast Asia flies in with a dollar sign in it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' My two most favorites!

''{Europe and Southeast Asia collide and explode. Cut back to Strong Bad who tosses the catalog in the air.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sooold! I'm gonna put my eighty thousand pennies in the mail right now!

''{Strong Bad tosses a very large bag onto the mailbox with the word "compé" written on it. There is a single stamp on the right corner.}''

''{yellow text on a black background: 2-4 weeks later...}''

''{cut to Strong Bad sitting at the desk with the Compé sitting on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Compé, that accent mark better not let me down!

''{he then turns it on. The word "compé" appears on the screen with a sigh.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So sleek. So-phisticated. So, Compé.

''{The Compé then pulls up a system error that reads the following:}''

<blockquote>FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
Your brand new computer is bloke. 
Please prepare to wait on hold 
with tech support for several hours. 
The current tech support smugness 
level is RED.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—''{screams and stammers with frustration}''

''{The computer laughs and flashes the words "i joké" on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho. A wise guy, eh? I think you and me are gonna get along ''just fine'', Compé.

''{cut to the picture of the Compé in the catalog.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quietly}'' It's here! It's here! It's fina-l-ly here!

''{the party blower appears and blows}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The [[Compé]]'s error message, "Fragrant System Error. Your brand new computer is bloke." is an example of R/L confusion that often characterizes [[Engrish]].
*Strong Bad's remark about the Compé being delivered with "southeast-Asian-sounding prices" is a reference to the relatively low market cost of goods exported from southeast-Asian countries such as [[Wikipedia:Indonesia|Indonesia]] because of the cheaper labor offered there.

=== Trivia ===
*Eighty thousand pennies is 800 dollars. 
**Eighty thousand pennies would also weigh roughly 450 pounds.
*When zoomed in, the card on the Decemberween present in Strong Bad's imagination reads:
<blockquote>TO: 
STRONG BAD 
FROM: 
MOM OR DAD</blockquote>
*When Strong Bad throws his bag of eighty thousand pennies onto the mailbox, several can be seen falling out.

===Remarks===
*Assuming the laptop's screen hinges are facing upward, when opened, the Compy logo would be upside down. This may be a reference to the Apple Macintosh "Clamshell" iBook line, which had Apple logos on their cases with the top toward the hinges, displaying the logo upside down (and glowing) when in use. Similarly, they were also released in a literal rainbow.
*The catalog showed six different colored laptops on one page, but five are shown individually.
*Big parts of Europe are missing in the schematic "FLAIR" map, namely eastern and southeastern Europe and Scandinavia (except Denmark) as well as several bigger islands.
*In shots of the Compé advertisement, the base is not reflected.

===Goofs===
*Fluorescent is misspelled in the first page of the catalog.
*Strong Bad's right arm is missing the second and third times he turns the page.

===Inside References===
*When Strong Bad mentions a candy store, a [[SBLOUNSKCHED! bar]] appears.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Decemberween]] and [[Strong Sad's Death|Strong Sad's funeral]].
*The Cheat is lying in the [[crisper drawer]].
*[[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat Smiling|The Cheat]] both smile in this cartoon.
*Strong Bad greeted [[The King of Town]] with "Dear Oldie" in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Strong Bad pulls his eighty thousand pennies out of [[hammerspace]].
*Strong Bad previously said "A wise guy, eh?" to the [[Compy 386]] in [[virus]], although it was meant negatively there and positively here.
*The "sb_snailmail.exe" mailbox first appeared in the email [[other days]].
*An [[explosion]] is seen when "European Flair" and "Southeast Asian Prices" collide.
*The Compé's fragrant system error references the [[Compy 386]]'s errors, such as in [[50 emails]] and [[virus]].
**It also references how often [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Strong Bad's computers break]].
*"i joké" is another instance of [[lowercase i's]].
*The [[Strong Bad's Bazooka|bazooka]] which appears when Strong Bad says "Birthday" first appeared in [[the movies]].

===Real World References===
[[File:mailman_compare.png|thumb|Poopsmith dressed as the mailman.]]
*The Poopsmith is dressed as the Postman from [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, except with images of The Cheat on the hat and belt, instead of a bunny head.
*[[Wikipedia:Piccadilly Cafeterias|Piccadilly]] is a cafeteria chain.
* The Roomy-Vac is a take off on [[Wikipedia: UNIVAC I|UNIVAC]], the first commercial computer. Early computers would usually occupy entire rooms or even buildings.
*The current tech support smugness level is a reference to the United States' [[Wikipedia: Homeland Security Advisory System|levels of national security]] (the highest level of which is red).
*The name "Compé" reflects a recent [[McDonald's]] ad campaign for its [[Wikipedia: McCafé|McCafé]]. In the ads, every noun is accented like the word café.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|compycatalog|15700}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

Compy Catalog

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:18:00 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: undid revision 666231;do not remove things w/o a reason

{{toonnav|Shorts|compycatalog|Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[File:Compy Catalog.png|thumb|The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it?]]
It's here! It's here! The Compy catalog is finally here! Just in time for Strong Bad, too.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Mailbox]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' If it doesn't say Compy, it might not be a Computer.

==Transcript==
''{The Poopsmith opens Strong Bad's mailbox and puts a letter in it. He is wearing a postal uniform with a small picture of The Cheat on the shirt. He closes the mailbox and walks away. Birds can be heard in the background. Cut to Strong Bad's bedroom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's here!

''{cut to The Cheat in the crisper drawer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's here!

''{cut to Strong Sad's room.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's finally here!

''{music begins.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's here!

''{zoom in to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' It's here! It's fina-l-ly here!

''{zoom out to a full-body shot. A marching fanfare starts. Confetti shoots out from off-screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's no more time for expectat—

''{Strong Bad pokes his head in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! ''{disappears, and the marching fanfare stops}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sadly}'' That was the happiest I've ever been...

''{cut to the mailbox. Strong Bad runs to it and grabs a slip of paper inside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I've been waiting all dang year for this!

''{zoom into a pamphlet that has the Compy logo on it, also saying "NEW PRODUCTS CATALOG". The year "2009" has been pasted over the year "1989".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The 2009 Compy new products catalog!

''{cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A new compy catalog is like Decemberween morning,—

''{a picture of a present pops up in a thought bubble above him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —my birthday,—

''{a bazooka pops up beside it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —a candy store,—

''{the [[SBLOUNSKCHED]] bar pops up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped together up in one piece of junk mail!

''{a party blower pops up next and blows. The clouds then disappear.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I can finally find a suitable replacement for the Lappy!

''{Strong Bad opens the catalog. Six laptops are on the first page, in various shades of tan. The text above the laptops reads "A rainbow of choices!" The text below it says "Fabulous flourescents!}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies! Neon Tan,—

''{a laptop of that color appears on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —Gray Passion, Rodeo ''{pronounces like "ro-day-oh"}'' Beige, Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.

''{zoom out to a full body shot of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Seems like these are more for those stylish ladies and the rat-dogs they— Wait. did they just try to tell me ''same'' is a color?

''{flips the page}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Our most family-friendly Compy ever,

''{cut to a picture of a very large computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The roomy-vac is a computer for the entire household! Whoa! Comes with built-in printer,—

''{cut to a zoom-in of a built-in printer with paper feeding out of it. The text "Built-in!" flashes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —eight-inch monitor,—

''{cut to a small monitor with a keyboard in front of it still built into the large computer. The text "Eight-in!" flashes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —three bedroom, two-and-a-half bath!

''{a family appears in front of the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And a front door for easy access!

''{a front door appears on the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading, monotone}'' The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?

''{the price "$240,999.99" is below it but not read. Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would they print that whole exchange? Anyway, what else they got?

''{flips the page.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' Do you have problems opening up digital pictures of your grandkids or taking four consecutive steps? Then have we got a Compy for you!

''{cut to a computer similar to the [[Compy 386]], only with a [[Needlepoint]] screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Grampy Aught-Six utilizes easy to read 400-point type!

''{as Strong Bad speaks, the letters "Dear Oldie," appear on the screen two letters at a time, scrolling with a clang sound.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Turning even the shortest email into an unforgettable all-day affair! And you'll never lose track of our new—

''{a very large arrow-shaped cursor appears on the screen.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' —meat-loaf sized cursor.

''{The cursor transforms into a pixelly meat loaf.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's ''shaped'' like meat loaf too!

''{cut to a mouse.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Optional mouse, that is an—

''{the mouse transforms into an ''actual'' mouse}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —''actual'' mouse that will pre-chew your food for you, sold separately. ''{cut back to the Grampy Aught-Six}'' The Grampy Aught-Six.

''{zoom out to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours.

''{flips the page, followed by a record scratch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my goodness, graphics. I like the looks of ''{high-pitched}'' thiis!

''{cut to a modern-looking computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Compé, because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.

''{zoom into the Compé.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Compy Compé delivers European-sounding flair,—

''{Europe flies on the screen with the text "FLAIR" in it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —with southeast-Asian-sounding prices.

''{Southeast Asia flies in with a dollar sign in it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' My two most favorites!

''{Europe and Southeast Asia collide and explode. Cut back to Strong Bad who tosses the catalog in the air.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sooold! I'm gonna put my eighty thousand pennies in the mail right now!

''{Strong Bad tosses a very large bag onto the mailbox with the word "compé" written on it. There is a single stamp on the right corner.}''

''{yellow text on a black background: 2-4 weeks later...}''

''{cut to Strong Bad sitting at the desk with the Compé sitting on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Compé, that accent mark better not let me down!

''{he then turns it on. The word "compé" appears on the screen with a sigh.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So sleek. So-phisticated. So, Compé.

''{The Compé then pulls up a system error that reads the following:}''

<blockquote>FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
Your brand new computer is bloke. 
Please prepare to wait on hold 
with tech support for several hours. 
The current tech support smugness 
level is RED.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the?

''{Strong Bad screams and stammers with frustration. The computer laughs and flashes the words "i joké" on-screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh-ho-ho-ho. A wise guy, eh? I think you and me are gonna get along ''just fine'', Compé.

''{cut to the picture of the Compé in the catalog.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{quietly}'' It's here! It's here! It's fina-l-ly here!

''{the party blower appears and blows}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*The [[Compé]]'s error message, "Fragrant Computer Error. Your brand new computer is bloke." is an example of R/L confusion that often characterizes [[Engrish]].
*Strong Bad's remark about the Compé being delivered with "southeast-Asian-sounding prices" is a reference to the relatively low market cost of goods exported from southeast-Asian countries such as [[Wikipedia:Indonesia|Indonesia]] because of the cheaper labor offered there.

=== Trivia ===
*Eighty thousand pennies is 800 dollars. 
**Eighty thousand pennies would also weigh roughly 450 pounds.
*When zoomed in, the card on the Decemberween present in Strong Bad's imagination reads:
<blockquote>TO: 
STRONG BAD 
FROM: 
MOM OR DAD</blockquote>
*When Strong Bad throws his bag of eighty thousand pennies onto the mailbox, several can be seen falling out.

===Remarks===
*Assuming the laptop's screen hinges are facing upward, when opened, the Compy logo would be upside down. This may be a reference to the Apple Macintosh "Clamshell" iBook line, which had Apple logos on their cases with the top toward the hinges, displaying the logo upside down (and glowing) when in use. Similarly, they were also released in a literal rainbow.
*The catalog showed six different colored laptops on one page, but five are shown individually.
*Big parts of Europe are missing in the schematic "FLAIR" map, namely eastern and southeastern Europe and Scandinavia (except Denmark) as well as several bigger islands.
*In shots of the Compé advertisement, the base is not reflected.

===Goofs===
*Fluorescent is misspelled in the first page of the catalog.
*Strong Bad's right arm is missing the second and third times he turns the page.

===Inside References===
*When Strong Bad mentions a candy store, a [[SBLOUNSKCHED! bar]] appears.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Decemberween]] and [[Strong Sad's Death|Strong Sad's funeral]].
*The Cheat is lying in the [[crisper drawer]].
*[[Strong Sad Smiling|Strong Sad]] and [[The Cheat Smiling|The Cheat]] both smile in this cartoon.
*Strong Bad greeted [[The King of Town]] with "Dear Oldie" in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*Strong Bad pulls his eighty thousand pennies out of [[hammerspace]].
*Strong Bad previously said "A wise guy, eh?" to the [[Compy 386]] in [[virus]], although it was meant negatively there and positively here.
*The "sb_snailmail.exe" mailbox first appeared in the email [[other days]].
*An [[explosion]] is seen when "European Flair" and "Southeast Asian Prices" collide.
*The Compé's fragrant system error references the [[Compy 386]]'s errors, such as in [[50 emails]] and [[virus]].
**It also references how often [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Strong Bad's computers break]].
*"i joké" is another instance of [[lowercase i's]].
*The [[Strong Bad's Bazooka|bazooka]] which appears when Strong Bad says "Birthday" first appeared in [[the movies]].

===Real World References===
[[File:mailman_compare.png|thumb|Poopsmith dressed as the mailman.]]
*The Poopsmith is dressed as the Postman from [[The Legend of Zelda]] series, except with images of The Cheat on the hat and belt, instead of a bunny head.
*[[Wikipedia:Piccadilly Cafeterias|Piccadilly]] is a cafeteria chain.
* The Roomy-Vac is a take off on [[Wikipedia: UNIVAC I|UNIVAC]], the first commercial computer. Early computers would usually occupy entire rooms or even buildings.
*The current tech support smugness level is a reference to the United States' [[Wikipedia: Homeland Security Advisory System|levels of national security]] (the highest level of which is red).
*The name "Compé" reflects a recent [[McDonald's]] ad campaign for its [[Wikipedia: McCafé|McCafé]]. In the ads, every noun is accented like the word café.
*The sighing sound heard at the Compé's startup may be in reference to the Douglas Adams' book (and also audio book, TV series, and movie) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"- wherein the door systems on board the ''Heart of Gold''- the Infinite Improbability Drive-powered starship in the book- sighed very much as the Compé does.

==External Links==
{{extlinks|compycatalog|15700}}

[[Category:Shorts]]

SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:40:20 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|200px|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]]
The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is "famous, popular, and a chick-magnet". It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The [[Onomatopoeia|name of the bar]] is a marketing triumph, and is composed of "50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!!" The candy [[concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. According to the end of the commercial, one free root canal or cavity search is offered upon the purchase of one bar. Its logo has the "SB" part bigger and red, as a reference to Strong Bad.

==Creation of a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar==
[[Image:Sblounskched_process.PNG|right|275px|The making of a SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar.]]
#A '''name''' that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a '''wrapper concept''' thought up by Strong Bad.
#Starting candy-making process with a '''gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor'''.
#Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a '''globule of semi-solid licorice colloid'''.
#Float several of these in a '''channel of liquid nougat''' (the candy equivalent of veal).
#Roll all that up inside a '''solid crispety cookety log'''.
#Cover it with '''rich, creamy... pepperoni'''.
#Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but '''whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[cereal]]'''.
#Smother that with the ol' BBC: '''Boring Brown [[Chocolate]]'''.
#Emboss the '''SBLOUNSKCHED! logo''' into the candy bar.
#After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a '''pair of half-eaten choco-pants''', with a bite taken out for security. At this stage the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo will mysteriously disappear.

=== Separate Ingredients ===
*Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
*Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
*Channel of liquid nougat
*Crispety cookety log
*Rich, creamy pepperoni
*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] (with tiny spoons)
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
{{clear}}

==Commercial Jingle==
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|The final product: A pair of half-eaten choco-pants]]
<blockquote>You got the munch, 
The crisp and the crunch. 
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. 
When Coach puts you in, 
you gotta go for the win. 
Y2K turned out all right! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
You can do it! 
SBLOUNSKCHED! 
Crunchy chew it! 
Who's got the money?!? 
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED! </blockquote>
{{clear}}
==Appearances==
[[Image:Sblounskched funsized bar.png|thumb|right|150px|SBLOUNSKCHED Fun-Sized Candy Bars]]
===Product===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[candy product]]
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] (Fun Size)
*[[Compy Catalog]]
===Verb===
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] (Señor gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!" by a pile of grapes)
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] (Strong Bad's idea of a "flame cubicle" in the [[Telltale Games|Telltale]] offices gets "SBLOUNSKCHED!")
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] (The loading screen for the first person section of the game reads "Get SBLOUNSKCHED!")

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart|a=QW-2006-04-06}}
*{{qotw|"You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..."|[[candy product]]|Mirror:sblounskched.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

Compé

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:09:31 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: Created page with 'The '''Compé''' is Strong Bad's newest computer, which he ordered in Compy Catalog. ==Statistics== ==Fun Facts== *The Compé is a parody of the [[Wikipedia…'

The '''Compé''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s newest computer, which he ordered in [[Compy Catalog]].

==Statistics==

==Fun Facts==
*The Compé is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Windows Vista|Windows Vista]].

{{stub}}

Compy Catalog

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:56:09 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* External Links */

{{toonnav|Shorts|compycatalog|Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[File:Compy Catalog.png|thumb|The whole Fam!!]]
Strong Bad chooses a new computer.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' If it doesn't say Compy, it might not be a Computer.

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|MichaelXX2}}

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*Eighty-thousand pennies is 800 dollars.
===Inside References===

*When Strong Bad mentions a candy store, a [[SBLOUNSKCHED!]] bar appears.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Strong Sad's Death|Strong Sad's funeral]].

===Real World References===

*The Poopsmith is dressed as the mailman from ''The Legend of Zelda'' series.
==External Links==
{{extlinks|compycatalog|15700}}

Compy Catalog

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 05:40:11 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Fun Facts */ 2 inside refs

{{toonnav|Shorts|compycatalog|Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[File:Compy Catalog.png|thumb|The whole Fam!!]]
Strong Bad chooses a new computer.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[Computer Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, August 3, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' If it doesn't say Compy, it might not be a Computer.

==Transcript==
{{transcriptinprogress|MichaelXX2}}

==Fun Facts==

===Inside References===

*When Strong Bad mentions a candy store, a [[SBLounskched!]] bar appears.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Strong Sad's Death|Strong Sad's funeral]].

==External Links==

Talk:The Umpire

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:23:45 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Where my hat is at short */ reply

Shouldnt this character just be listed on the "old characters" page? After all, he only appeared in one "toon," and that was a supa-long time ago. {{User:Bubsty/sig}}
:Hmm...maybe not to the old characters page, but to a [[Storybook Characters]] page.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 21:24, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I dunno, some other page then this. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:25, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

::If we made a table, we could just have a link to Mr. Bland and Senor's page.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 21:28, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

What do others think?--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 21:29, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I like the Storybook Characters idea. They don't use these characters often, and usually only a long time ago. It'd be nice to put them all in some place together, be it the Old Characters or the Storybook Characters. Just so everyone knows they're 'The Guys You Don't See Anymore'. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:Yeah, good idea. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:38, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Go for it. {{User:Camalex/sig}} 21:48, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)
::Okay, I'll get started.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 23:29, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Who likes this?--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 23:46, 2 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I do... except it apparently got killed. Darn. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:53, 8 November 2005 (UTC)

== Abandoned Comeback ==

Could someone confirm when the commentary for Where My Hat is At was recorded so we can note which email was the one the umpire was almost going to be in? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 19:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
:There don't seem to be any context clues to which email it was. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:58, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
::If the DVD was supposed to come out in June, then the commentary was probably in the few months before that. The latest email that it could be is [[isp]] in that case, and continuing to go back, I don't see what he might cleanly fit into. [[User:TimMierz|TimMierz]] 15:16, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

== Where my hat is at short ==

Should the easter egg where you press space on the empire screen be added to his character evolution (as the old style)?
:I don't see why it should. It is a reprint of the '''older''' book. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 03:23, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

File:Hat.PNG

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:14:16 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: caps

[[Homestar Runner]] in [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]], with mouth drawn in the style of the [[Where My Hat Is At|book]] of the same name.
== Licensing ==
{{web-screenshot}}

Carnivorous Undead Sheep

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:00:02 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: rv; speculation

[[Image:snarling hungry sheep.png|thumb|"Augh! The Cheat's got rabies again!"]]
The '''Carnivorous Undead Sheep''' (also called the "Snarling Hungry Sheep" or "Subject X") is a sheep first seen in [[Most in the Graveyard]]. It's been known to prowl the [[Graveyard|graveyard]] behind [[The King of Town]]'s [[The King Of Town's Castle|castle]]. The origin of the sheep is unknown, though some say it's an escaped laboratory animal.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Most in the Graveyard]]

[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Animals]]

Homestar Runner's Hat

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:20:15 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Appearances */ grammar.

[[image:Homestarhat.png|thumb|It's my buzzer!]]
'''[[Homestar Runner]]''' usually wears a blue and red '''propeller cap''', commonly called a beanie. He calls the propeller a "buzzer." In an interview with [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview|Wonkavision Magazine]], he claimed that he was born with his hat on.

==Appearances==
Homestar's hat has been mentioned or featured in a noteworthy way in the following toons:
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]] — Homestar must find his hat in order to play in the Big Game.
*Email [[super powers]] — [[Strong Bad]] uses his blue diamond to make Homestar's hat pop off.
*Email [[car]] — Homestar has tricked out his propeller cap with hydraulics and mood lighting, and claims it plays the theme from the '80s sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:Night Court|Night Court]]'' when the buzzer is spun.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Homestar wears a second propeller cap as part of his [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship|Homestar Runner costume]].
*[[Quality Time]] — [[Cardboard Homestar]] sports a hat with a butterfly instead of a propeller.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — A 2009 animated remake of the book.

==Homestar Runner without his hat==
[[Image:Homestar no hat super powers.png|thumb|"I point the blame squarely at tight pants."]]
Homestar Runner is occasionally seen without his trademark hat:
*[[Second Flash]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]] — Homestar tries to find his hat.
*[[The King of Town DVD]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[First Time Here?]] — Sometimes, Homestar [[Naked Homestar Runner|will appear without any clothes]] (including his buzzer).
*Email [[super powers]] — Strong Bad repeatedly pops his hat off.
*Email [[impression]] — As part as his costume, he does not wear a hat.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] remake of the original book

==See Also==
*[[Spin My Buzzer]]
*[[Naked Homestar Runner]]
*[[Homestar's Chef Hat]]

[[Category:Clothing]]

Where My Hat Is At? (toon)

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:40:17 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: undid revision 664011; ... I don't even know what to say about this one.

{{aboutshort}} {{for|book|Where My Hat Is At?}}
{{toonnav|Shorts|wheremyhat|Loading Screens|Strong Bad Sings}}
[[Image:Hat.PNG|thumb|Where My Hat Is At?]]
Remake of [[Where My Hat Is At?|the second book.]] Homestar has lost his hat, and he can't play in the big game without it! Will he find his hat in time?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[The Umpire]]

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Swimming Pool]], [[The King of Town's Grill]], [[The Field]], [[The Garage]],
[[Coach Z's Locker Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 27, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 3:48

'''Page Title:''' Make it Colden Ones for Colden Times!

==Transcript==
''{Black text on a white background: "10 years ago..."}''

''{Then the cover of the second book zooms in "The Homestar Runner In: Where My Hat Is At?" "A Book Story"}''

''{The book opens to the first page of the original book, with a crudely drawn Homestar in a star}''

'''CAPTION:''' Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.

''{crossfades to a modern Homestar (sans hat) in a green star on a blue background.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' If there are two things I know about the Homestar Runner, it's that everybody loves the him ''and'' he's a terrific athlete.

''{page turn to reveal Marzipan sitting on her couch, and Homestar coming in screen left}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, Marzipan! I'm off to the big game!

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hey, where's your hat, Homestar?

''{close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you just said.

''{close-up of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' I said, "Where's your hat?".

''{reverse to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're not even speaking English at this point.

''{reverse to Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{sighs, resigned}'' I mean, where your hat is at, Homestar?

''{reverse to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, good question! Without my hat, I won't be allowed to play in the ''big'' game.

''{cut to a shot of Marzipan and Homestar}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Well good! Then you can start mowing the lawn and—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let's look under the couch!

''{Homestar lifts the end of the couch, tossing Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{screams}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It isn't under the couch.

''{page turn to reveal Homestar standing next to the [[TeeBee]] in his living room, wearing a monocle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{faux British accent}'' Or, on top of the teleset, governor!

''{push wipe from the bottom: close up of Homestar on a spinning blue background. The words appear as he says them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where my hat is at?

''{cut to Homestar emerging from the pool wearing a snorkeling mask, displacing a beach ball.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whew! It's not in the pool. ''{closer shot}'' But I did find this Strong Sad brand concrete block!

''{Strong Sad appears, encased in cement, with both of his eyes bloodied}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Thanks for saving me, mister! Can I obsess over you now?

''{zoom out to reveal Strong Bad and The Cheat standing on the side of the pool, wearing fedoras.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Of all the dumb luck in the woild!

''{page turn to reveal Homestar opening the lid to The King Of Town's grill, revealing a piece of meat.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It isn't cooking on the grill? ''{reverse}'' Man, I really thought it'd make complete sense if my non-edible hat would be cooking on a food grill!

''{push wipe left: Homestar on the blue background}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where my hat is at?

''{cut to Homestar at a mailbox, wearing a driving cap.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bangers and mash! It isn't in the post box either!

''{page turn to Homestar underneath a red car in the garage}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or under this auto that I always all the time drive around. ''{pause}'' And call an auto.

''{push wipe left: Homestar on the blue background}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where my hat is at?

''{cut to Homestar standing with Pom Pom on a pitching mound. Pom Pom has a cap on and is holding an 8-ball.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Go on, Pom Pom, just gimme your hat. ''{close up Homestar and Pom Pom. Homestar leans on Pom Pom}'' Everybody knows I've got bigger game than you.

''{cut back to the wider shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! How about a trade? You let me borrow your hat, I let you borrow my jock.

'''POM POM:''' ''{angry bubbles}''

''{Pom Pom throws the 8-ball at Homestar, who flees screen left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, never mind!

''{page turn to close up of Coach Z in the locker room}''

'''COACH Z:''' You lost a prat of your uniform!?

''{wider shot of Coach Z and Homestar, who is looking embarrassed}''

'''COACH Z:''' Well, it's like I always say. A man's uniform ''{cross fade to [[The Chalkboard]], which has a hat drawn on it and is embellished as Coach Z speaks}'' is like a temple, wherein he keeps his uniform when he's not using it.

''{Chalkboard is pushed up to a two shot of Coach Z and Homestar. Homestar looks annoyed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, are you suggesting that my hat is inside my hat?

'''COACH Z:''' No, I'm suggesting that—

''{close up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well good, 'cause I already looked and it's not there.

''{page turn to Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar is standing outside, and the sign reads "Candy"}''

'''BUBS:''' Shrug. I haven't seen it! ''{close-up of Bubs}'' Nobody's tried to sell me any stolen hats this half hour!

''{cut back to the wider shot.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{lifts up Marzipan's pony tail}'' I do have this stolen wig, though.

''{page turn to The Umpire and Homestar, standing at home plate}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' If you can't find your hat, you're not allowed to play in the ''big game''!

''{close up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed}'' Um, yeah, we sorta established that in the first scene. ''{happier}'' But thanks anyway.

''{page turn to Homestar kicking a soup can}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{distraught}'' Looks like I won't be able to play, then.

''{cut to a shot of Homestar walking down a road, with his shadow reaching towards the horizon and sky gradually turning to orange.}''

''{cut to Homestar in his kitchen next to the refrigerator.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sadly}'' I could really go for a few Cold Ones right about now.

''{reverse shot from inside the fridge, with hat in the foreground}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hmm, it feels like something is strange here... but I can't seem to put my finger on—

''{cut to Homestar with the swirling blue background}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{excitedly}'' There my hat is at!

''{cut to a slow zoom to the hat in the fridge}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right between the milk and the Colden Ones.

''{cut to wider shot of Homestar at the fridge. Homestar takes out the hat, closes the door and puts the hat on his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I must've left it in there when I put my hat in the fridge. ''{Homestar comes close to the camera}'' If I hurry, I can still make it the ''big game''! ''{Homestar runs off screen left}''

''{cut to a silhouette on a yellow background of Homestar running while drinking a Colden One}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug.

''{cut to Homestar coming in screen right in front of The Umpire. Homestar leaps onto home plate.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yay!

'''THE UMPIRE:''' Uh, what are you doing?

''{close up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I found my hat just in time to score the winning run.

''{close up of The Umpire}''

'''THE UMPIRE:''' ''{annoyed}'' Uh, no, actually it's the bottom of the second, your team's down by 94 points, and you just illegally ran onto the field!

''{wider shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Get this, it was between the milk and the Cold Ones!

'''THE UMPIRE:''' Yeah, yeah, you need to head back to the dugout before I toss you out of here, buster!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, Mr. Umpire, you sure have a funny way of pronouncing—

''{push wipe down; Homestar in a green star on a blue field. Homestar pulls out The Local Newspapes.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar Runner's team wins!

'''THE UMPIRE:''' ''{off-screen}'' Yeah, you're suspended from the league. ''{Homestar looks disappointed}''

''{black screen with white text: "here the end is at!"}''

==Easter Eggs==
*If you press the spacebar on your keyboard, the cartoon displays the corresponding image from the book.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Bangers and mash|Bangers and mash]] is a traditional British dish of sausages and mashed potatoes.

===Trivia===
*Homestar's mouth is in the same shape as in the book when he says "Where my hat is at?"
*This is the second tenth anniversary remake of a book, the first being [[Strongest Man in the World]]. As was the case in [[Strongest Man in the World]], only the conclusion is changed from the original book, but Homestar still expects the book's conclusion to take place.
*Almost all of the scenes of the cartoon are taken directly from the original book. A few images are different, however. For example, the refrigerator contents are in a different order in the cartoon. Also, the meat on the grill is a ribeye in the book and a t-bone in the cartoon.

===Remarks===
*The text on [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|the picture hanging above Marzipan's couch]] has been changed from "Thank You" to "You're Welcome".
*Coach Z's emblem has been changed to match the original book. The "Z" has an upward, curved point on the top left-hand corner.
*Homestar [[Fourth Wall Breaks|breaks the fourth wall]] by calling the first scene "the first scene."

===Goofs===
[[File:Feetless Homestar.png|thumb|Oops.]]
*When Homestar casts his shadow on the road, his feet have no shadow.
*When Homestar talks to the Umpire before he finds his hat, his mouth stops moving before the end of the sentence.

===Inside References===
*The loading screen features [[cheese]].
*Strong Bad pronounces "world" as "[["Er" pronounced as "Oi"|woild]]".
*Just like in the original, Bubs' Concession Stand says "Candy" (although the style of the sign is modern).
*[[Frozen Bake]], a food first seen in [[Twenty THANXty Six]], can be seen in Homestar's fridge.
*Homestar has a [[Cars|car]] in this toon.
:*Homestar [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that he uses the car all the time despite the fact it has never been seen outside of the book. This is a reference to [[keep cool]], where Strong Bad made the claim that he uses a certain pool all the time despite it being a long time since it was rarely seen.
*Homestar is seen [[kicking a can]], and the Old-Timey theme music plays, making it a specific reference to [[Kick the Can]].
*Homestar is seen drinking [[Colden Ones]].
*"Where my hat is at?" is an example of a [[non-inverted question]].
*Homestar's line after diving in the pool references his dive in the blue family recreation water in [[mini-golf]].
*At the end of the toon, Homestar holds up "[[The Local Newspapes|The Local News]][[papes]]".
*Homestar looked under the grill assuming [[Eating Non-Food Items|his hat was being cooked]].

==See Also==
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]

==External Links==
*[[HR:wheremyhat.html|watch "Where My Hat Is At?"]]
*[[HR:wheremyhat.swf|view the Flash file for "Where My Hat Is At?"]]
*[[Forum:15680|forum thread re: "Where My Hat Is At?"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:19:44 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Attempted Murder */ correct order

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more subtly. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad throws a discount brick at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At (Short)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royal of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.
*Email [[origin]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
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[[Category:Lists]]

Marzipan's House

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:01:59 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: remove (short)

[[Image:Marzi_Living_Room.png|thumb|400px|Marzipan's Complete Living Room]]
'''[[Marzipan]]'s House''' has siding and a front porch. Her living room contains a couch and a painting with the words [[Hanging Objects#Marzipan's House|"Thank You"]] off-centered on it. In [[Where My Hat Is At? (Short)|Where My Hat Is At?]], it said "You're Welcome" instead. This painting was among Strong Bad's loot in the [[Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon]]. Across from her couch in the living room is a mirror as seen in its reflection in [[Date Nite]]. Her kitchen contains a basic dining table, a window with a view outside, a [[Rejected Characters#Trivia Time|Trivia Time]] cookie jar, [[Mrs. Bennedetto|her microwave]], and [[Ray-Jo|her radio]]. Many other characters seem to use Marzipan's kitchen for their own purposes. [[Homestar Runner]] is actually seen in the kitchen more often than Marzipan. She has a rarely seen craft room where she prepares her protest signs, and a basement with a chinchilla infestation. However, in [[Baddest Of The Bands]], Marzipan's house appeared to only consist of a living room and a kitchen.

Near her door is her [[PhoneTime XL8]] answering machine where the "[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]" feature takes place. Her yard boasts a fine [[Marzipan's Gazebo| gazebo]] and [[The Radish Patch|radish patch]].

In [[Kid Speedy]] it appears that there is another room to the right of the living room, though in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]] the living room is the first room you're in upon entering the house.

It is odd that, while in [[Quality Time]], the room to the right of the couch is a closet, but in [[Baddest Of The Bands]], Strong Bad clearly states that that is the kitchen, and that it is always boarded up while Strong Mad is there (which he is.)

<gallery>
Image:marzipanfrontporch.png|<center>The front porch at night.</center>
Image:MarzipanHouseExtCoolThings.png|<center>The front porch again. The wall is yellow.</center>
Image:Mirror.png|<center> The opposite view of Marzipan's Living room. Showing a mirror.</center>
Image:marzipanscouch.PNG|<center>The living room</center>
Image:marzipans craft room.png|<center>The crafting room.</center>
Image:marzipanskitchen.PNG|<center>The kitchen.</center>
Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV9.png|<center>The answering machine room, also the main foyer.</center>
Image:cool tapes.PNG|<center>Another view of the living room</center>
Image:Mazipan's Closet.png|<center>Marzipan's couch-side closet (or kitchen?)</center>
Image:Kidspeedy hr ending.PNG|<center>The living room in Kid Speedy.</center>
</gallery>

==Appearances==
*[[Where's The Cheat?]]
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]
* Email [[army]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[labor day]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[personal favorites]]
* Email [[virus]]
* Email [[radio]]
* Email [[part-time job]]
* Email [[caffeine]]
* Email [[flashback]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[replacement]]
* Email [[secret recipes]]
* Email [[do over]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[secret identity]]
* Email [[narrator]]
* Email [[lady fan]]
* Email [[candy product]]
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]
*[[Cool Things]]
*All [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] toons
*[[Kid Speedy]]
*Email [[keep cool]]
*[[No Hands On Deck!]]
*Email [[strong badathlon]]
*Email [[your funeral]]
*Email [[rough copy]] (Easter egg)
*[[Date Nite]]
*[[DNA Evidence]]
*[[Quality Time]]
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Toikey TV]]
*Email [[environment]]
*[[Play Date]]
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] (exterior only)
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] (exterior only)
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] (front yard and interior)
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] (as "Cutsey's Place", backyard only)
*[[Donut Unto Others]]
*[[Loading Screens]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (Short)]]
[[Category:Houses]]

Talk:Some Award

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:58:43 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Delete? */

{{ttbd}}

==Delete?==
Yeah, this is too minor to merit an article. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 21:52, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
:Agree'd, this is a minor, one-time joke that has no place here unless we suddenly see a massive surge in uses. So, '''[[retirement|number 119]] it'''. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 05:58, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Heavy Metal

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:02:35 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: rv; this page seems to be for metal in general, despite the title. Also, SB specifically said in Trogday 08 it's heavy metal.

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre.
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Box]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]]

Feces

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Television Sightings

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== [[Wikipedia:Ace of Cakes|Ace of Cakes]] ==
*During the Episode [http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_db/episode/0,3100,FOOD_26996_45308,00.html Hell Week], Mary is shown working at her computer with a [[Strong Bad]] [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Figurine]] sitting on top of it.

*In the episode Flying High, a Trogdor Black shirt is seen on a table.

*In two unknown episodes, the team makes two cakes to resemble Trogdor and Pom-Pom.
**The Pictures are located at their website: http://www.charmcitycakes.com/index2.html at the Fun Stuff and Kids Stuff in the Gallery.

*In the episode [http://www.foodnetwork.com/ace-of-cakes/pandamonium/index.html Pandamonium], in the course of fooling around with [[Wikipedia:Geof Manthorne|Geof]] after the principle work on building the Kung Fu Panda cake had been finished, [[Wikipedia:Duff Goldman|Duff]] exclaims "Are you asking me for a [[challenge]]?!" before karate chopping a large stack of sheet cake.

== [[Wikipedia:Adult Swim|Adult Swim]] ==
At the end of a Sunday night bump on April 30th, 2006, Adult Swim asked viewers to check out "our podcast, or go see Homestar Runner [which kicks our ass]".

One bump recommending a book to help study for the SAT said: "Attention babies studying for the SAT".

== [[Wikipedia:Angel (TV series)|Angel]] ==
[[Image:thegirlinquestion161.jpg|thumb|Look closely at his shirt]]
*In a season five episode of ''Angel'' entitled ''The Girl in Question'', Spike and Angel visited Buffy's apartment and instead found Andrew, who was wearing a black Strong Bad t-shirt. Later in the episode, Andrew wore the same Strong Bad shirt with a pore strip plastered on his nose.
**Incidentally, Andrew is the very same character who appeared in the Trogdor-laden ''Buffy'' reference. Since both shows are the brainchildren of creator/writer/executive director Joss Whedon, we can probably assume that the creator of Buffy is also a fan of Homestar Runner.

== [[Wikipedia:Attack of the Show!|Attack of the Show!]] ==
*On the May 24, 2005 episode of G4's ''Attack of the Show!'' Kevin Pereira, the host, mentions [[Peasant's Quest]].
*On the July 6, 2005 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' guest host Tom Fulp, creator of Newgrounds.com, was wearing a [[Homsar]] shirt.
*On the July 12, 2005 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' Pereira commented on a dragon tattoo saying that "It's almost Trogdor."
*On the July 20, 2005 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' Pereira mentioned that "the robots cannot beat the Trogdor."
*On the June 12, 2006 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' Pereira commented on a show saying the character got "Burninated by the great Trogdor"
*On the June 4, 2007 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' one of the choices in an "Around The Net" quiz was "Get into her car and asplode".
*On the August 2, 2007 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' one of the headlines in the "The Feed" segment stated that "YOUR CAMERA ASPLODE!".
*On the August 14, 2007 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' in the "The Feed Headlines" segment the screen said "Deposed! '''Asplode!''' Download!".
*On the September 15, 2008 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'', Pereira pulls a [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Homsar figurine]] out of his new fanny pack.

== [[Wikipedia:Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy the Vampire Slayer]] ==
[[Image:chosen164.jpg|thumb|Trogdor vs. Scoobies]]
In the [[Wikipedia:Chosen (Buffy episode)|series finale]] of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Ep. 722), Trogdor was used as a creature in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

=== Transcript ===
:'''GILES:''' I'm — I'm — I'm all turned around. You're here?

:'''XANDER:''' By the pillar, yeah. I'm protecting this area.

:'''GILES:''' That puts me over by the door. Demons around the perimeter. Right! I open the door.

:''{Pan over to show Andrew is also at the table, but he's wearing a red hooded cloak.}''

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{reading from a book}'' You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.

:'''GILES:''' Oh, bugger it. Fight. ''{rolls dice, sips wine}''

:'''ANDREW:''' Adios to 5 hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you.

:'''GILES:''' Well, wait a minute. What about my... ''{puts on glasses}'' bag of illusions?

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{scoffs}'' Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly British man. ''{Giles sips his wine again.}''

:'''AMANDA:''' I invoke a time flux on Trogdor.

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{looks at Amanda}'' Step down, girlfriend, you can't just —

:'''AMANDA:''' Ninth level sorcerer, and I carry the emerald chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it.

== [[Wikipedia:Cheat!|Cheat!]] ==
On one episode of Cheat! on G4TechTV, they mentioned that if you use the random name generator enough times in the Xbox/PC game "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic," Homsar's name will be generated. This is also true with Homestar's name.

== CNN Student News ==
On the December 15, 2004 edition of [http://www.cnn.com/EDUCATION CNN Student News], a short news magazine on CNN Headline news, they had a clip of a soldier in Iraq receiving a Kick The Cheat toy for Christmas.

== [[Wikipedia:Codename: Kids Next Door|Codename: Kids Next Door]] ==
In the episode Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G., Numbuh 60 says "To the moooooooon!" exactly like drunk Strong Bad (and also exactly like Strong Bad when he steals the King of Town's crown), before flying to the moon.

== [[Wikipedia:Countdown With Keith Olbermann|Countdown with Keith Olbermann]] ==
On the July 9, 2009 episode, Olbermann shows a web clip of urbandictonary.com featuring the phrase "Pullin' a Palin". On the bottom of the screen, the word [[fhqwghads]] is visible, along with a picture of Strong Bad.

== [[Wikipedia:CRUNCH (programming block)|CRUNCH]] ==
In the episode on March 10, the host, Ajay, was seen wearing a Teen Girl Squad T-shirt.

== d'FUSED ==
On the March 12th episode of ''d'FUSED'', a segment on Red Vs. Blue showed the cast of Homestar Runner in their real-world, plastic figurine state atop the preview monitor for a Red Vs. Blue episode.

== [[Wikipedia:Filter|Filter]] ==
This tech review show asks viewers to send in their favorite websites, but there were three websites that they did not want people submitting anymore. Homestar Runner.com was ranked #3 with 166 submissions, Red vs. Blue was #2, and Runescape was #1.

== [[Wikipedia:Firefly_(TV_series)|Firefly]] ==
In the commentary for the episode "War Stories," Alan Tudyk ("Wash") describes Summer Glau's character ("River") as "[[Crazy Go Nuts]]"

== [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]] ==
[[Image:Bloostar.PNG|thumb|100px|This should be self explanatory.]]
*During the episode "Bloo's Brothers" a Bloo clone that looks very similar to Homestar appears very briefly. This version reappears in a mini-game in "Big Fat Awesome House Party".
*The ending of the episode "A Sight For Sore Eyes" is very similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*In "Duchess of Wails", there's an orange imaginary friend that looks like [[Trogdor]].
*In "Infernal Slumber", both Bloo and Goo talk about "killer Pooooooosssssssumssss", dragging the word out much like in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], (Goo pronounces it exactly like Strong Bad).
*In "Squeakerboxxx", one of the prizes is a clock that looks exactly like Strong Bad's, complete with 12:00 as the time.

== [[Wikipedia:G4tv.com|G4tv.com]] ==
*On [http://www.g4tv.com/g4tv/episodes/3888/Men_are_from_World_of_Warcraft_Woman_are_From_The_Sims.html this episode] of G4tv.com on G4, an unnamed person, playing the role of Laura Foy's date, was seen wearing a "[[Trogdor (character)|Trogdor]]" shirt. The video clip, entitled Gamer Dating Do's And Don'ts is now available for viewing at [http://www.g4tv.com/mediaplayer/index.aspx?video_key=9033 this location.]
*In a commercial for [http://www.g4tv.com/cinematech Cinematech], the title of [[Peasant's Quest]] is seen very briefly.
*In an online ad for G4's "The Cheat Sheet" it stated that it had "So many cheats, your head may [[Strongbadzone|a'splode]]."

== [[Wikipedia:Gilmore Girls| Gilmore Girls]] ==
*In the episode You've Been Gilmored, Paris says "The good times are over!" like Homestar did in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].

== Global News ==
On one report on the show, the reporters were interviewing a girl wearing a Strong Sad T-Shirt.

== Junkin' ==
On the television show ''[http://www.turnersouth.com/network/shows/junkin/ Junkin']'', the host "Dave" has appeared wearing Trogdor and Strong Bad T-shirts.

== [[Wikipedia:The Late Show with David Letterman|The Late Show with David Letterman]] ==
On the Late Show with David Letterman, in one of their specials, they had "phil[['d]]" on one of the answers.

== [[Wikipedia:Live at 5 (CTV TV series)|Live at 5]] ==
On January 31 2006, on Live at Five (Atlantic Canadian 5 o'clock news), there was a segment about chronic pain caused by computer usage that featured a group of kids watching [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] on the computer.

== Mad Labs ==
In the sound episode, they asked a question to a boy with a red The Cheat shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:Maya and Miguel|Maya and Miguel]] ==
At the end of an episode, when they interview real people, a kid was seen wearing a Strong Bad hoodie, though this is barely viewable because the picture is blurred out.

== [[Wikipedia:Megas XLR|Megas XLR]] ==
In an episode called "Breakout", Coop tried to use an attack called [[Double Deuce]] by jumping and putting two fists in front of him.

== [[Wikipedia:Monster House (TV series)|Monster House]] ==
In an episode of ''Monster House'' called "[http://www.tvtome.com/MonsterHouse/season1.html#ep18 Sports House]," the host, Steve, is wearing a Strong Bad T-shirt during the introductions. This episode first aired February 2, 2004.
In the Christmas House episode, a group of 'carolers' from across the neighborhood sings for the people living in the house. One girl is wearing a Strong Bad T-shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:My Gym Partner's a Monkey|My Gym Partner's a Monkey]] ==
*At one point in the episode called "Making the Grade", Jake Spidermonkey says Homsar's line from [[Where's The Cheat?]]: "I just lost my jenga jam."
*Also in one episode Jake said to use [[grrl]] power.

== [[Wikipedia:New York Noise|New York Noise]] ==
The entire video for [[Experimental Film]] was shown.

== [[Wikipedia:NASCAR Broadcasts|NASCAR Broadcasts]] ==
Sometimes, during a wreck, one of the commentators would describe the events as "going [[Crazy Go Nuts University|crazygonuts]]".

== [[Wikipedia:NOVA scienceNOW|NOVA scienceNOW]] ==
During the premeire of the fourth season, a red [[Trogdor]] can be seen outside the office of [[Wikipedia:Luis von Ahn|Luis von Ahn]]. Beside it, it reads: "The Evil Dr. von Ahn: Burninator, Computer Science Department."

== [[Wikipedia:NFL Films|NFL Films]]: Game of the Week ==
About three quarters through this hour-long recap of the game, a Falcons' victory, one of the defensive linemen for Atlanta, Patrick Kerney, points to his family in the stands. One of them is holding up a sign that says "GOOD JORB!", an unmistakable reference to [[Coach Z]].

== [[Wikipedia:Pulse|Pulse]] ==
In early 2004, the show Pulse on G4TechTV featured an interview with the Brothers Chaps in which they were asked about the new game that they are developing for the Atari 2600. They showed many video clips of their Atari game. The Chaps talked about how they record their voices and how successful they have been. They announced that later in the year they planned to release a DVD with the first hundred emails. After the commercial break, the hosts interviewed the company that is developing the Homestar Runner game, Videlectrix, which was really just one of the Brothers Chaps wearing a fake mustache.

== [[Wikipedia:Ripley's Believe it or Not!|Ripley's Believe it or Not!]] ==
In a segment talking about painted [[Wikipedia: Silicon Chip|silicon computer chips]], one of the examples shown has [[Strong Bad]] painted on it.

== [[Wikipedia:The Sarah Silverman Program|The Sarah Silverman Program]] ==
*In various episodes, the [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]] can be seen in Brian and Steve's apartment.
*In various episodes and promos, Sarah wears the star shirt sold at the [[Store|Homestar Store]].

== [[Wikipedia:The Screen Savers|The Screen Savers]] ==
*An episode of The Screen Savers on G4TechTV featured a guest who is making a [[Homestar Runner RPG]] for the Atari 2600, which is still in development.
*The [http://www.g4techtv.com/screensavers/episodes/3848/Home_Star_Runner_eXeem_LA_Auto_Show.html January 24th episode] of The Screen Savers had [[The Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005|an interview]] with [[The Brothers Chaps]]. In this episode, puppet Strong Bad made his debut to answer questions from fans. The article also mentions that in order to learn more than one ever thought possible about [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], one can head over to the Homestar Runner Wiki.

== [[wikipedia:Sid the science kid|Sid the Science Kid]] ==
In the episode "A Brush With Teeth", May exclaims "To the moooooooon!" like Strong Bad did in [[personal favorites]].

== [[Wikipedia:Still Standing|Still Standing]] ==
On the fireplace mantle in the living room, there is what appears to be a homemade version of a Marzipan puppet. The only difference is that her dress is a lighter, more pink color, and the trim ribbons on it are purple. The Marzipan-doll is particularly noticeable in the Episode 6 ("Still Cheering," in which Brian joins the football team and then becomes a cheerleader), during the scene when Bill and Brian are rehearsing cheer routines.

== [[Wikipedia:The Suite Life of Zack and Cody|The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]==
In an episode with a dance contest, Max comments "I call it last place" about a dance move of Cody's, much as Homestar did in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].

== [[Wikipedia:Survivor: Pearl Islands|Survivor: Pearl Islands]] ==
When Ryan Shoulders picks up some tree mail (the show's system of getting messages to the castaways), he sings the opening to SB Email [[techno]], singing it as "the tree mail, the tree mail, what, what, the tree mail."

== [[Wikipedia:Test the Nation|Test the Nation]] ==
One of the persons on the Gamers team on the 2006 version of the New Zealand version of this quiz show is wearing a Strong Bad t-shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]] ==
Leno was showing examples of absurd eBay auctions and having the audience guess whether they sold or not. One of them was a laptop that had been shot with a shotgun. Its subject line said "LIKE USED! SLIGHTLY SHOTGUNNED!" like the tags on the similarly shotgunned Compy at the end of [[virus]]. It sold.

== [[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian|The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brain]] ==
On the June 4th, 2009 episode, Conan was doing a sketch in a [[wikipedia:Foley_(filmmaking)|foley stage]]. The set-up is a chase scene from [[Wikipedia:Law_%26_Order|Law and Order]] where the suspect is suspected to have a baby inside a duffel bag which he throws into water, but Conan is told that it is really drugs. Conan comments about how the surprise was ruined. Conan then does sound effects for the scene, and when the suspect throws the bag, Conan shouts, "Throw baby!" It may be a reference to [[Peasant's Quest]].

==[[Wikipedia:The West Wing (TV series)|The West Wing]]==
In Season 4, in the episode entitled ''The California 47th'' which aired on February 19, 2003, [[Wikipedia:C. J. Cregg|C. J. Cregg]] said, "Don't be fooled. They love us in Orange County. They're crazy-go-nuts for the President."

== [[Wikipedia:Wonder Showzen|Wonder Showzen]] ==
In an episode of "Wonder Showzen," a puppet named Chauncey, in one of many skits, informed the number Two that if she didn't stop talking, he would 'puke his pants,' as [[Coach Z]] threatened in [[secret recipes]]. Number Two proceeded to leave the screen.

== [[Wikipedia:X-Play|X-Play]] ==
*On an episode of G4TechTV's ''X-Play'', the wrestling game "WWE: Day of Reckoning" is reviewed. To demo the "create your own wrestler" mode, the reviewers create a wrestler that looks suspiciously like Strong Bad, and appears to be named "ESSBEE".
*On the August 27, 2006 episode of ''X-Play'' Adam Sessler references "[[anything|a neverending bottle of Mountain Dew]]".
*On the November 21st Episode of ''X-Play'', they reviewed Guitar Hero 2, and showcased the song "TROGDOR!", an actual unlockable track in the game. They also used the song when nominating the game in their best of year awards.
*During the preview of "Neverwinter Nights 2", in reference to the horrid framerate, Adam Sessler is heard muttering, "Wow, this game must be running on a Tandy 400".
*In an episode featuring game previews Adam Sessler makes reference to "a light switch rave", a reference to [[techno]].
*in the April 15, 2008 episode of ''X-Play'', the Homestar Runner logo and [[Strong Bad Gameways|Strong Bad Gameways]] were shown.
*In a recent episode a preview of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] was shown as Adam Sessler interviewed one of the developers of the game.

==[[Wikipedia:Yeardot| Year Dot]]==
*The user [[User:Dom|Dom]] in the Strong Bad papier-mâché mask in [[Fan Costumes '08]] appears dancing on UK's [[Wikipedia:Channel 4|Channel 4]] in [http://www.yeardot.co.uk//whoweare-10/videotype-5/video-293/university-society-.html Year Dot] dressed as Strong Bad.

==[[Wikipedia:Yes, Dear|Yes, Dear]]==
*Jimmy walks out of Greg's office and shouts "[[Eh! Steve!|EH STEVE!]]"

[[Category:Sightings]]

Television Sightings

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== [[Wikipedia:Ace of Cakes|Ace of Cakes]] ==
*During the Episode [http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_db/episode/0,3100,FOOD_26996_45308,00.html Hell Week], Mary is shown working at her computer with a [[Strong Bad]] [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Figurine]] sitting on top of it.

*In the episode Flying High, a Trogdor Black shirt is seen on a table.

*In two unknown episodes, the team makes two cakes to resemble Trogdor and Pom-Pom.
**The Pictures are located at their website: http://www.charmcitycakes.com/index2.html at the Fun Stuff and Kids Stuff in the Gallery.

*In the episode [http://www.foodnetwork.com/ace-of-cakes/pandamonium/index.html Pandamonium], in the course of fooling around with [[Wikipedia:Geof Manthorne|Geof]] after the principle work on building the Kung Fu Panda cake had been finished, [[Wikipedia:Duff Goldman|Duff]] exclaims "Are you asking me for a [[challenge]]?!" before karate chopping a large stack of sheet cake.

== [[Wikipedia:Adult Swim|Adult Swim]] ==
At the end of a Sunday night bump on April 30th, 2006, Adult Swim asked viewers to check out "our podcast, or go see Homestar Runner [which kicks our ass]".

One bump recommending a book to help study for the SAT said: "Attention babies studying for the SAT".

== [[Wikipedia:Angel (TV series)|Angel]] ==
[[Image:thegirlinquestion161.jpg|thumb|Look closely at his shirt]]
*In a season five episode of ''Angel'' entitled ''The Girl in Question'', Spike and Angel visited Buffy's apartment and instead found Andrew, who was wearing a black Strong Bad t-shirt. Later in the episode, Andrew wore the same Strong Bad shirt with a pore strip plastered on his nose.
**Incidentally, Andrew is the very same character who appeared in the Trogdor-laden ''Buffy'' reference. Since both shows are the brainchildren of creator/writer/executive director Joss Whedon, we can probably assume that the creator of Buffy is also a fan of Homestar Runner.

== [[Wikipedia:Attack of the Show!|Attack of the Show!]] ==
*On the May 24, 2005 episode of G4's ''Attack of the Show!'' Kevin Pereira, the host, mentions [[Peasant's Quest]].
*On the July 6, 2005 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' guest host Tom Fulp, creator of Newgrounds.com, was wearing a [[Homsar]] shirt.
*On the July 12, 2005 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' Pereira commented on a dragon tattoo saying that "It's almost Trogdor."
*On the July 20, 2005 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' Pereira mentioned that "the robots cannot beat the Trogdor."
*On the June 12, 2006 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' Pereira commented on a show saying the character got "Burninated by the great Trogdor"
*On the June 4, 2007 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' one of the choices in an "Around The Net" quiz was "Get into her car and asplode".
*On the August 2, 2007 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' one of the headlines in the "The Feed" segment stated that "YOUR CAMERA ASPLODE!".
*On the August 14, 2007 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'' in the "The Feed Headlines" segment the screen said "Deposed! '''Asplode!''' Download!".
*On the September 15, 2008 episode of ''Attack of the Show!'', Pereira pulls a [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|Homsar figurine]] out of his new fanny pack.

== [[Wikipedia:Buffy the Vampire Slayer|Buffy the Vampire Slayer]] ==
[[Image:chosen164.jpg|thumb|Trogdor vs. Scoobies]]
In the [[Wikipedia:Chosen (Buffy episode)|series finale]] of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Ep. 722), Trogdor was used as a creature in a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

=== Transcript ===
:'''GILES:''' I'm — I'm — I'm all turned around. You're here?

:'''XANDER:''' By the pillar, yeah. I'm protecting this area.

:'''GILES:''' That puts me over by the door. Demons around the perimeter. Right! I open the door.

:''{Pan over to show Andrew is also at the table, but he's wearing a red hooded cloak.}''

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{reading from a book}'' You go through the door and are confronted by Trogdor the Burninator.

:'''GILES:''' Oh, bugger it. Fight. ''{rolls dice, sips wine}''

:'''ANDREW:''' Adios to 5 hit points. Trogdor has badly wounded you.

:'''GILES:''' Well, wait a minute. What about my... ''{puts on glasses}'' bag of illusions?

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{scoffs}'' Illusions against a Burninator? Silly, silly British man. ''{Giles sips his wine again.}''

:'''AMANDA:''' I invoke a time flux on Trogdor.

:'''ANDREW:''' ''{looks at Amanda}'' Step down, girlfriend, you can't just —

:'''AMANDA:''' Ninth level sorcerer, and I carry the emerald chalice. Trogdor is frozen in time. Deal with it.

== [[Wikipedia:Cheat!|Cheat!]] ==
On one episode of Cheat! on G4TechTV, they mentioned that if you use the random name generator enough times in the Xbox/PC game "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic," Homsar's name will be generated. This is also true with Homestar's name.

== CNN Student News ==
On the December 15, 2004 edition of [http://www.cnn.com/EDUCATION CNN Student News], a short news magazine on CNN Headline news, they had a clip of a soldier in Iraq receiving a Kick The Cheat toy for Christmas.

== [[Wikipedia:Codename: Kids Next Door|Codename: Kids Next Door]] ==
In the episode Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G., Numbuh 60 says "To the moooooooon!" exactly like drunk Strong Bad (and also exactly like Strong Bad when he steals the King of Town's crown), before flying to the moon.

== [[Wikipedia:Countdown With Keith Olbermann|Countdown with Keith Olbermann]] ==
On the July 9, 2009 episode, Olbermann shows a web clip of urbandictonary.com featuring the phrase "Pullin' a Palin". On the bottom of the screen, the word [[fhqwghads]] is visible, along with a picture of Strong Bad.

== [[Wikipedia:CRUNCH (programming block)|CRUNCH]] ==
In the episode on March 10, the host, Ajay, was seen wearing a Teen Girl Squad T-shirt.

== d'FUSED ==
On the March 12th episode of ''d'FUSED'', a segment on Red Vs. Blue showed the cast of Homestar Runner in their real-world, plastic figurine state atop the preview monitor for a Red Vs. Blue episode.

== [[Wikipedia:Filter|Filter]] ==
This tech review show asks viewers to send in their favorite websites, but there were three websites that they did not want people submitting anymore. Homestar Runner.com was ranked #3 with 166 submissions, Red vs. Blue was #2, and Runescape was #1.

== [[Wikipedia:Firefly_(TV_series)|Firefly]] ==
In the commentary for the episode "War Stories," Alan Tudyk ("Wash") describes Summer Glau's character ("River") as "[[Crazy Go Nuts]]"

== [[Wikipedia:Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]] ==
[[Image:Bloostar.PNG|thumb|100px|This should be self explanatory.]]
*During the episode "Bloo's Brothers" a Bloo clone that looks very similar to Homestar appears very briefly. This version reappears in a mini-game in "Big Fat Awesome House Party".
*The ending of the episode "A Sight For Sore Eyes" is very similar to [[Old Intro 2]].
*In "Duchess of Wails", there's an orange imaginary friend that looks like [[Trogdor]].
*In "Infernal Slumber", both Bloo and Goo talk about "killer Pooooooosssssssumssss", dragging the word out much like in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], (Goo pronounces it exactly like Strong Bad).
*In "Squeakerboxxx", one of the prizes is a clock that looks exactly like Strong Bad's, complete with 12:00 as the time.

== [[Wikipedia:G4tv.com|G4tv.com]] ==
*On [http://www.g4tv.com/g4tv/episodes/3888/Men_are_from_World_of_Warcraft_Woman_are_From_The_Sims.html this episode] of G4tv.com on G4, an unnamed person, playing the role of Laura Foy's date, was seen wearing a "[[Trogdor (character)|Trogdor]]" shirt. The video clip, entitled Gamer Dating Do's And Don'ts is now available for viewing at [http://www.g4tv.com/mediaplayer/index.aspx?video_key=9033 this location.]
*In a commercial for [http://www.g4tv.com/cinematech Cinematech], the title of [[Peasant's Quest]] is seen very briefly.
*In an online ad for G4's "The Cheat Sheet" it stated that it had "So many cheats, your head may [[Strongbadzone|a'splode]]."

== [[Wikipedia:Gilmore Girls| Gilmore Girls]] ==
*In the episode You've Been Gilmored, Paris says "The good times are over!" like Homestar did in [[Bug In Mouth Disease]].

== Global News ==
On one report on the show, the reporters were interviewing a girl wearing a Strong Sad T-Shirt.

== Junkin' ==
On the television show ''[http://www.turnersouth.com/network/shows/junkin/ Junkin']'', the host "Dave" has appeared wearing Trogdor and Strong Bad T-shirts.

== [[Wikipedia:The Late Show with David Letterman|The Late Show with David Letterman]] ==
On the Late Show with David Letterman, in one of their specials, they had "phil[['d]]" on one of the answers.

== [[Wikipedia:Live at 5 (CTV TV series)|Live at 5]] ==
On January 31 2006, on Live at Five (Atlantic Canadian 5 o'clock news), there was a segment about chronic pain caused by computer usage that featured a group of kids watching [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] on the computer.

== Mad Labs ==
In the sound episode, they asked a question to a boy with a red The Cheat shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:Maya and Miguel|Maya and Miguel]] ==
At the end of an episode, when they interview real people, a kid was seen wearing a Strong Bad hoodie, though this is barely viewable because the picture is blurred out.

== [[Wikipedia:Monster House (TV series)|Monster House]] ==
In an episode of ''Monster House'' called "[http://www.tvtome.com/MonsterHouse/season1.html#ep18 Sports House]," the host, Steve, is wearing a Strong Bad T-shirt during the introductions. This episode first aired February 2, 2004.
In the Christmas House episode, a group of 'carolers' from across the neighborhood sings for the people living in the house. One girl is wearing a Strong Bad T-shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:My Gym Partner's a Monkey|My Gym Partner's a Monkey]] ==
*At one point in the episode called "Making the Grade", Jake Spidermonkey says Homsar's line from [[Where's The Cheat?]]: "I just lost my jenga jam."
*Also in one episode Jake said to use [[grrl]] power.

== [[Wikipedia:New York Noise|New York Noise]] ==
The entire video for [[Experimental Film]] was shown.

== [[Wikipedia:NASCAR Broadcasts|NASCAR Broadcasts]] ==
Sometimes, during a wreck, one of the commentators would describe the events as "going [[Crazy Go Nuts University|crazygonuts]]".

== [[Wikipedia:NOVA scienceNOW|NOVA scienceNOW]] ==
During the premeire of the fourth season, a red [[Trogdor]] can be seen outside the office of [[Wikipedia:Luis von Ahn|Luis von Ahn]]. Beside it, it reads: "The Evil Dr. von Ahn: Burninator, Computer Science Department."

== [[Wikipedia:NFL Films|NFL Films]]: Game of the Week ==
About three quarters through this hour-long recap of the game, a Falcons' victory, one of the defensive linemen for Atlanta, Patrick Kerney, points to his family in the stands. One of them is holding up a sign that says "GOOD JORB!", an unmistakable reference to [[Coach Z]].

== [[Wikipedia:Pulse|Pulse]] ==
In early 2004, the show Pulse on G4TechTV featured an interview with the Brothers Chaps in which they were asked about the new game that they are developing for the Atari 2600. They showed many video clips of their Atari game. The Chaps talked about how they record their voices and how successful they have been. They announced that later in the year they planned to release a DVD with the first hundred emails. After the commercial break, the hosts interviewed the company that is developing the Homestar Runner game, Videlectrix, which was really just one of the Brothers Chaps wearing a fake mustache.

== [[Wikipedia:Ripley's Believe it or Not!|Ripley's Believe it or Not!]] ==
In a segment talking about painted [[Wikipedia: Silicon Chip|silicon computer chips]], one of the examples shown has [[Strong Bad]] painted on it.

== [[Wikipedia:The Sarah Silverman Program|The Sarah Silverman Program]] ==
*In various episodes, the [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster]] can be seen in Brian and Steve's apartment.
*In various episodes and promos, Sarah wears the star shirt sold at the [[Store|Homestar Store]].

== [[Wikipedia:The Screen Savers|The Screen Savers]] ==
*An episode of The Screen Savers on G4TechTV featured a guest who is making a [[Homestar Runner RPG]] for the Atari 2600, which is still in development.
*The [http://www.g4techtv.com/screensavers/episodes/3848/Home_Star_Runner_eXeem_LA_Auto_Show.html January 24th episode] of The Screen Savers had [[The Screen Savers Interview - 24 Jan 2005|an interview]] with [[The Brothers Chaps]]. In this episode, puppet Strong Bad made his debut to answer questions from fans. The article also mentions that in order to learn more than one ever thought possible about [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], one can head over to the Homestar Runner Wiki.

== [[wikipedia:Sid the science kid|Sid the Science Kid]] ==
In the episode "A Brush With Teeth", May exclaims "To the moooooooon!" like Strong Bad did in [[personal favorites]].

== [[Wikipedia:Still Standing|Still Standing]] ==
On the fireplace mantle in the living room, there is what appears to be a homemade version of a Marzipan puppet. The only difference is that her dress is a lighter, more pink color, and the trim ribbons on it are purple. The Marzipan-doll is particularly noticeable in the Episode 6 ("Still Cheering," in which Brian joins the football team and then becomes a cheerleader), during the scene when Bill and Brian are rehearsing cheer routines.

== [[Wikipedia:The Suite Life of Zack and Cody|The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]==
In an episode with a dance contest, Max comments "I call it last place" about a dance move of Cody's, much as Homestar did in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].

== [[Wikipedia:Survivor: Pearl Islands|Survivor: Pearl Islands]] ==
When Ryan Shoulders picks up some tree mail (the show's system of getting messages to the castaways), he sings the opening to SB Email [[techno]], singing it as "the tree mail, the tree mail, what, what, the tree mail."

== [[Wikipedia:Test the Nation|Test the Nation]] ==
One of the persons on the Gamers team on the 2006 version of the New Zealand version of this quiz show is wearing a Strong Bad t-shirt.

== [[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]] ==
Leno was showing examples of absurd eBay auctions and having the audience guess whether they sold or not. One of them was a laptop that had been shot with a shotgun. Its subject line said "LIKE USED! SLIGHTLY SHOTGUNNED!" like the tags on the similarly shotgunned Compy at the end of [[virus]]. It sold.

== [[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian|The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brain]] ==
On the June 4th, 2009 episode, Conan was doing a sketch in a [[wikipedia:Foley_(filmmaking)|foley stage]]. The set-up is a chase scene from [[Wikipedia:Law_%26_Order|Law and Order]] where the suspect is suspected to have a baby inside a duffel bag which he throws into water, but Conan is told that it is really drugs. Conan comments about how the surprise was ruined. Conan then does sound effects for the scene, and when the suspect throws the bag, Conan shouts, "Throw baby!" It may be a reference to [[Peasant's Quest]].

==[[Wikipedia:The West Wing (TV series)|The West Wing]]==
In Season 4, in the episode entitled ''The California 47th'' which aired on February 19, 2003, [[Wikipedia:C. J. Cregg|C. J. Cregg]] said, "Don't be fooled. They love us in Orange County. They're crazy-go-nuts for the President."

== [[Wikipedia:Wonder Showzen|Wonder Showzen]] ==
In an episode of "Wonder Showzen," a puppet named Chauncey, in one of many skits, informed the number Two that if she didn't stop talking, he would 'puke his pants,' as [[Coach Z]] threatened in [[secret recipes]]. Number Two proceeded to leave the screen.

== [[Wikipedia:X-Play|X-Play]] ==
*On an episode of G4TechTV's ''X-Play'', the wrestling game "WWE: Day of Reckoning" is reviewed. To demo the "create your own wrestler" mode, the reviewers create a wrestler that looks suspiciously like Strong Bad, and appears to be named "ESSBEE".
*On the August 27, 2006 episode of ''X-Play'' Adam Sessler references "[[anything|a neverending bottle of Mountain Dew]]".
*On the November 21st Episode of ''X-Play'', they reviewed Guitar Hero 2, and showcased the song "TROGDOR!", an actual unlockable track in the game. They also used the song when nominating the game in their best of year awards.
*During the preview of "Neverwinter Nights 2", in reference to the horrid framerate, Adam Sessler is heard muttering, "Wow, this game must be running on a Tandy 400".
*In an episode featuring game previews Adam Sessler makes reference to "a light switch rave", a reference to [[techno]].
*in the April 15, 2008 episode of ''X-Play'', the Homestar Runner logo and [[Strong Bad Gameways|Strong Bad Gameways]] were shown.
*In a recent episode a preview of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] was shown as Adam Sessler interviewed one of the developers of the game.

==[[Wikipedia:Yeardot| Year Dot]]==
*The user [[User:Dom|Dom]] in the Strong Bad papier-mâché mask in [[Fan Costumes '08]] appears dancing on UK's [[Wikipedia:Channel 4|Channel 4]] in [http://www.yeardot.co.uk//whoweare-10/videotype-5/video-293/university-society-.html Year Dot] dressed as Strong Bad.

==[[Wikipedia:Yes, Dear|Yes, Dear]]==
*Jimmy walks out of Greg's office and shouts "[[Eh! Steve!|EH STEVE!]]"

[[Category:Sightings]]

Ghostbusters

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:26:51 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* References */rv; doubtful.

[[Image:cheat ghost buster.png|thumb|Who ya gonna call?]]
'''''[[IMDB:0087332|Ghostbusters]]''''' is a 1984 comedy film directed by [[Wikipedia:Ivan Reitman|Ivan Reitman]] and written by and starring [[Wikipedia:Harold Ramis|Harold Ramis]], [[Wikipedia:Dan Aykroyd|Dan Aykroyd]] and [[Wikipedia:Rick Moranis|Rick Moranis]]. It is about three former parapsychology professors (played by Ramis, Aykroyd and [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]]) who form a ghost extermination service called "Ghostbusters". The film had a [[IMDB:0097428|sequel]] and two animated series. [[The Brothers Chaps]] sometimes slip references to this movie and its spin-offs in [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] cartoons.

==References==
*[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Pom Pom]]'s [[Homestarloween Party Costumes|costume]] is [[Wikipedia:Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man|Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man]], a character from the movie.
*Email [[ghosts]] — [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] wear ''Ghostbusters II'' T-shirts while looking for ghosts.
*[[That A Ghost]] — [[Old-Timey Marzipan]] and [[The Homestar Runner]] quote a line from the movie ("[http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/20017/ghost05.wav let's split up, we can do more damage that way]").
*[[The Ballad of the Sneak]] — The song's beginning somewhat mimics the Ghostbusters theme's beginning.
*Email [[best thing]] — In the [[Limozeen]] [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"|cartoon]], [[Mary Palaroncini]] was drawn with red hair and was fat, similar to Dan Aykroyd's character from the ''[[Wikipedia:The Real Ghostbusters|The Real Ghostbusters]]''.
*[[An Important Rap Song]] — The page title, "We now return to the REAL [[Cheat Commandos]]!" references ''The Real Ghostbusters''.

[[Category:Inside Jokes]][[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Homestar Runner and Bubs's Relationship

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:18:32 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Homestar Runner and Bubs getting along/working together */ cool things

[[File:Homestar Bubs Conflict.png|thumb|"I'm ''delighted'' you've decided to set up shop about ''ten feet away'' from me!"]]
'''[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Bubs]]'s relationship''' is often a good and steady friendship. Homestar usually talks to Bubs nicely while buying from or just hanging out at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]]. Rarely have these two gotten into arguments.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs getting along/working together==
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar is seen talking to Bubs while buying at the concession stand before [[Halloween]] night begins.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Homestar turns in [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Homestar tries to guard the Concession Stand while Bubs performs in the parade, but [[Strong Mad]] still manages to steal it. Homestar then attempts to substitute a small [[cardboard box]] for Bubs' recently ripped-off-the-ground concession stand, hoping Bubs won't know the difference.
*[[Senorial Day]] — Homestar helps out on Bubs' Senorial Day commercials.
*[[Cool Things]] — Homestar attempts to buy paint and cool shades from Bubs, who replies that he closed due to cutbacks and layoffs. Bubs then proceeds to "stick it to the man" and gives Homestar the items free of charge. Bubs later exchanges the cool shades for "something of lesser or much lesser value", which was a bag of four grapes.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Homestar allows Bubs to present the jetski he bought for the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Bubs attends Homestar's victory party at the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Bubs becomes a part of Homestar's holiday special and presents to him a small sled with a pre-printed gravestone epitaph on it, in case Homestar dies from the [[Steep Deep]].
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar tries to be friendly with Bubs about the whole doughnut business.

==Homestar Runner and Bubs in conflict==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar questions Bubs' decision to sell [[Strong Sad]] voodoo dolls.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Bubs helps Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]] and The Cheat trick Homestar into buying them drinks. Homestar intends that the fourth drink he orders four drinks would be for him, but Bubs took it before Homestar comes back. Later on, after Homestar admits he was lying about seeing what was that "thing in a bag," Bubs accosts him for it.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Homestar brags that he could get a million pounds of candy while trick-or-treating, but Bubs is unimpressed by it. At [[Marzipan's House]], Bubs laughs at Homestar for getting [[whatsit|"bum candy"]] from [[The Poopsmith]].
*Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells Homestar a Strong Bad piñata full of broken glass from the black market, which made Homestar start bleeding, though he was too ignorant to get upset about it.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar seems annoyed at Bubs' joke of not knowing about the show, which was currently on air. He then gets nervous when Bubs presents the gravestone epitaph on the sled.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Bubs gets ''really'' steamed to see that Homestar has set up a competing doughnut place, [[Do-Nots]], about ten feet away from his concession stand. Homestar thought Bubs was still selling questionable medical coverage before setting up shop, but that was two hours ago. Bubs intends to outdo Homestar at the 3:09 pm doughnut rush before and when [[The King of Town]] arrives to buy something, but Homestar seems less competitive. After Strong Bad gets shuts down Homestar's business, Bubs sneaks from the concession stand with triumph.

[[Category:Character Relationships]]

Talk:Homsartifacts

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:02:04 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* Not needed */

{{tbd}}
== Not needed ==
This is self-contained within SBTF and all the information that could possibly be put here is already there. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:32, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
:If it was expanded more, it would be okay.
::No, it would not. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:34, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
::: Now, now, Fender, let's not be hasty. Let's give it a try first. It may end up better than you expect. It's better than having on for each item, now isn't it. And, by the way, I know what your thinking, but no. These do deserve more than just a picture in the items gallery. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 01:18, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
::::But ''why'' they deserve more than just a pic is what I want to know. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 01:22, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
::::: Because, Free, they play a crucial role in SBTF. Each one is unique and has a a bit of info on it. But as it stands now, I can't be sure if it is enough. Let's just give it a chance before deciding. Me, I'm neutral at this point. Let's fill up the page and discuss from there. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote wuz here]] 01:30, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
An image for each of the artifacts would be cool, and a better description.
:Replying to Jay: OK, didn't know if it had any markings on it is what I meant. Replying to topic: I, like Jellote, am neutral at this point as to whether this article stays or goes. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 03:02, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Homsartifacts

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:52:20 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: more cleanup (dunno what the tuning fork looks like though)

{{tbd}}
The Homsartifacts are 4 "ancient" artifacts from the [[Homsar Reservation]] that were buried around [[Free Country, USA]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]]. Once put in the ancient pylon, they allowed [[Strong Bad]] to understand [[Homsar]] completely.

== The homsartifacts ==
===Pottery shard===
The pottery shard is a shard of a pot that has a couple of black flowers, and a silhouette of Homsar. [[Bubs]] was selling it at his black market.
===Power strip===
The power strip was buried in [[Strong Badia]]. It is a normal power strip, with no oddities or Homsar markings. Strong Bad believed it to be ancient.
===3-Ring binder===
Strong Bad found this buried near his mailbox. It has the appearance of a school 3 ring binder, with a picture of Homsar on the front.
===Tuning fork===
By using his [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] at [[The Stick]], Strong Bad was able to find the tuning fork.

{{stub}}

Homsartifacts

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:45:20 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: cleanup

{{tbd}}
The Homsartifacts are 4 "ancient" artifacts from the [[Homsar Reservation]] that were buried around [[Free Country, USA]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]]. Once put in the ancient pylon, they allowed [[Strong Bad]] to understand [[Homsar]] completely.

== The homsartifacts ==
===Pottery shard===
The pottery shard is a shard of a pot that has a couple of black flowers, and a silhouette of Homsar. [[Bubs]] was selling it at his black market.
===Power strip===
The power strip was buried in [[Strong Badia]]. It is a normal power strip, with no oddities or Homsar markings. Strong Bad believed it to be ancient.
===3-Ring binder===
Strong Bad found this buried near his mailbox. It has the appearance of a school 3 ring binder, with a picture of Homsar on the front.

[[Image:HeadlessSB.png|STUB'D!]] ''This article is a [[:Category:Stubs|stub]]. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it].''

User talk:Homsartifact124

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:37:21 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* "Bar things" */

== "Bar things" ==
By that do you mean userboxes? If so, see [[HRW:UB|here]]. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 21:03, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:Exactly. Thanks. [[User:Homsartifact124|~Homsartifact124]] 21:11, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
::To get them into a tower, add <nowiki>{{userboxtop}}</nowiki> before the userboxes, and add |} after them. See you around the wiki, {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 21:37, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Strong Sad Smiling

Strongkinghomsarsmith — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:13:37 GMT

Strongkinghomsarsmith: /* PBTC doesnt count. */

== Gallery? ==

Should there be a gallery like in the brother page? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 04:47, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
:Sure, why not? I've got some for "The Secrets That I Keep". In fact, there are multiple SS smiles in that toon. --[[User:PoweredByHomsar|PoweredByHomsar]] 04:50, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

== Gimmick ==

Technically, he never smiles in [[gimmicks]]. He does chuckle, which I think is notable, but do we feel that's enough to merit inclusion here? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 12:34, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

:I think so. Just add a note to that effect on the page (I would, but my brain is too dead at the moment to think of how to word it). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:52, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

== Marzipan's answering machine? ==

He was pretty ecstatic in 14.2. I know, I know... we as the viewers don't actually ''see'' him smiling, but the fact that Strong '''Sad''' was '''happy'''... Should this be noted on this page? (I won't be heart-broken if it's not added, but I figured I'd just bring it up.){{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}} 01:53, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
The article is on strong sad smiling, not strong sad being happy. If you actually saw him smiling, then it would be counted, but for now, it isn't. [[User:Homsartifact124|~Homsartifact124]] 20:59, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

== Works every time! ==

What about the end of "A Folky Tale"? Does Strong Sad's expression while saying that line count as a smile? It's not on the list.
:Well in the video with Strong Sad smiling with his mouth open, they counted that, so I guess it does. But...I don't know how to get a screen shot lol. --[[User:Pretztailfan95|Pretztailfan95]] 15:45, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

== DevBlog ==

You know that app. on the devblog where you see everyone's head get blown off? (The second one, I'm unsure about the first one) I'm pretty sure he's smiling when he explodes there. Does that count? —[[User:Jezzamon|Jezzamon]] 06:07, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
:Nope. What you're thinking is a smile is actually one of his eyes you're looking at. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:13, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

== PBTC doesnt count. ==

Seeing as the PBTC strong sad isn't ACTUALLY strong sad, it shouldn't be counted as an occurrence.[[User:Homsartifact124|~Homsartifact124]] 20:31, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:We counted it for [[Strong Bad Smiling|the]] [[The Cheat Smiling|others]]. {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 20:35, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
::Yes, but SHOULD we? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 20:43, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:::Maybe not. They're poorly drawn cartoons animated by The Cheat, written by The Cheat, and voiced by The Cheat somehow. We probably shouldn't. At least, that's what I thought. Not ACTUALLY S.Sad. If we counted him, would we have to count [[Stinkoman]]? {{User:Theycallmefree/sig}} 20:46, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
I don't see any articles on "Stinkoman smiling", So stinkoman is fine. [[User:Homsartifact124|~Homsartifact124]] 20:57, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
::::I'm pretty sure Free said this because Stinkoman is basically anime'd Strong Bad, and with logic of including not just 1 specific character, we'd use Stinkoman on [[Strong Bad Smiling]]. By the by, I do not support PBTC, 20X6, or Old-Timey characters on the Smiling pages. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 21:13, 21 July 2009 (UTC)