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Sunborn — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 00:19:36 GMT

Sunborn: /* Real-World References */ the person who wrote that made no sense whatsoever

[[Image:sbemail82.png|thumb|Very unsuspicious]]

'''Strong Bad Email #82'''

"Your Friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Jhonka]] (Easter egg), [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] (offscreen), [[Strong Sad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Homsar]], [[The Cheat]], [[The King of Town]] (offscreen)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Brothers Strong's Living Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' August 25, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 3:13

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.

''{reading email}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

Could you please do your impression
of Strong Sad?

Thanks,
Your friend</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...and there's no name. Um... Thanks, Your friend... Jhonka. ''{He types "Jhonka" under "Your Friend", then starts typing his reply.}'' No way, Jhonka! What a coincidence! I was just on my way out the door to go to the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest where contestants are judged on appearance, impression and penmanship. I'm a shoo-in this year, man. Wait'll you see my costume! ''{Runs offscreen, but runs back a few seconds later to say:}'' Not beatin' around the bush this week.

''{Strong Bad runs off again. Cut to The Field. Coach Z is standing under a sign that reads: "2003 Sectional Finals - STRONG SAD LOOKALIKE CONTEST".}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back! Hope you enjoyed your intermission there. Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!

'''BUBS:''' ''{off screen}'' Those were moist towelettes!

'''COACH Z:''' So without further ado ''{pronounced 'adieu'}'', I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: Strong Sad!!

''{Strong Sad joins Coach Z under the sign}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{from off screen}'' Booo!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Thank you! Thank you! I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest for the fourth year in a row.

'''COACH Z:''' That's enough there, Strong Sad! ''{He shoves Strong Sad out of the way.}'' Your work is done here. Let's get this pratty started!!

''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad in a Strong Sad costume, which consists of a grey "Phys Ed" sweatshirt, a white beret, and a paper plate with Strong Sad's face drawn on it. There's a suspicious looking lump under the sweatshirt.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Lookin' good there, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know.

'''COACH Z:''' Nice use of light and shadow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know.

'''COACH Z:''' ...and picnic supplies.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know. Shut up.

'''COACH Z:''' Let's hear what you got.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright. Let me just push play on my "sweat shirt" here.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{on a tape}'' Why do you want me to say "hello, my name is Strong Sad"? ''{He fast-forwards the tape}'' get that tape-recorder out of my face ''{more fast-forwarding}'' stop flickin' my ear!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{also on tape}'' More like: You stop flickin' my ear!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{He stops the tape.}'' Ha ha. Oops.

'''COACH Z:''' Ok, then. Very unsuspicious.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know.

''{Coach Z moves on to Homestar Runner. Homestar is wearing hippo slippers and a grey shirt with a star on it, and he has a sock taped to his head instead of his signature hat.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Homestar. Nice hippo slippers.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks. They're elephants.

'''COACH Z:''' Sure they are! Now let's hear your impression.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um.. remind me again what type stuff that guy says.

'''COACH Z:''' You know. Depressing type stuff!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right! Here goes! Ahem. ''{in a depressing voice}'' Oh... Some animal died. ''{In his normal voice}'' That's something he's always saying, right?

'''COACH Z:''' Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. Next contestant!

''{The next contestant appears to be Strong Sad.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this contest! I thought I told you's to go on home!

''{A familiar looking hat pops up on the Strong Sad lookalike's head revealing that he is in fact, Homsar. His Strong Sad costume is flawless. Coach Z doesn't realize who it is.}''

'''HOMSAR''': ''{sadly}'' AaAaAaAa... I'm crying on the inside!

''{The Cheat hops up in a paper bag, painted to look like Strong Sad's left leg.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ok, The Chort, lay it on me!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in a depressing voice}'' Meh meh. Menemah mennah mennah meh.

'''COACH Z:''' Holy crap! It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today! First Prize!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's computer. Strong Bad walks up muttering. He's still in costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Stupid friggin' Cheat-in-a-Bag. ''{typing}'' I can't believe The Cheat won sectionals for the 4th year in a row dressed up as Strong Sad's left leg. I knew I should have gone for the bigger butt. ''{stops typing}'' Oh well. ''{resumes typing}'' At least I won the penmanship award. But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty. ''{stops typing.}'' So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say: ''{singing}'' "Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!"

''{Strong Bad leaves and [[The Paper]] descends.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Jhonka" to see just what a Jhonka is. (Once again, we are shown that Strong Bad likes trolls.)
<pre>JHONKA

The Jhonka are one of many
tribes of primitive, troll-like
creatures found in the lowlands
and throughout lesser dungeons.

Their low intelligence makes
them quite susceptible to toilet
humor and cheap gags such as
"Gimme five. Up high. Down
low. Too slow."

FREQUENCY: Common
INTELLIGENCE: Low
ARMOR CLASS: +2</pre>
*Click on "Bigger Butt" to see Strong Bad's alternative plans for his costume.
*Click on "Penmanship Award" to see Strong Bad's entry for the Strong Sad penmanship contest.
*Click on "afterparty" to see what happened at the afterparty.
=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{Homestar and Coach Z are standing in a room filled with a balloons. Homestar is dressed in his Strong Sad costume, "[[Poot Slap]]" is playing in the background, and Coach Z is holding a Not So Cold One.}''

'''COACH Z:''' I meant to tell you the sock on the head was a nice touch.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I have a sock on my head? Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The "not beating around the bush" comment refers to Strong Bad's normal way of not really answering an email's question.

===Remarks===
*Strong Sad on the tape tells Strong Bad to stop flicking his ear, but Strong Sad doesn't have visible ears.
*The Cheat's custume has three toenails, whereas Strong Sad's soolnds only have two toenails each.

===Goofs===
*The form for the penmanship contest says 2004 Sectional Finals, however the sign for the contest said 2003.
*When Strong Bad comes back to the computer after the contest, still wearing his costume, his hat is incorrectly mirrored in the screen's reflection.

===Inside References===
*At the after party Coach Z is drinking a "not so cold one," from [[property of ones]].
*At the afterparty, "Poot-Slap" by 3-Dee is playing, which is also heard on the secret main page in the Homestar Talker game, as well as the [[Luau Main Page]].

===Real-World References===
*The picture of Jhonka is reminiscent of the various humanoid creatures in Dungeons and Dragons.
**In previous versions of Dungeons and Dragons, an armor class of +2 would be a decent defence rating. However, in the current incarnation of Dungeons and Dragons it would make the creature very easy to hit in combat.
*In the bigger butt easter egg, Strong Bad drew the Kangol kangaroo above his cap. Kangol is a British clothier famous for this kind of hat.

===Fast Forward===
*The Jhonka plays a prominent role in [[Peasant's Quest]].
*Homestar also says, "Oh... Some animal died" in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] will later become the name of Strong Sad's radio persona in [[radio]]

== DVD Version ==
*All of the Easter eggs in this email are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail82.html|watch "impression"]]
*[[HR:sbemail82.swf|view the flash file for "impression"]]

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Jhonka

Sunborn — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 23:56:38 GMT

Sunborn: wikification

[[Image:Jhonka_Drawing.PNG|thumb|right|220px|A Jhonka sketch]]
[[Image:Jhonka_Game.PNG|thumb|right|220px|In Peasant's Quest]]
[[Image:jhonka_real.jpg|thumb|right|220px|In Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]

'''Jhonka''' was the name Strong Bad created for the writer, who didn't give one, of the e-mail in "impression".

Jhonka shows up in the game Peasant's Quest. The Jhonka is very rich and lives in a cave as shown in Peasant's Quest. He is deathly afraid of the [[Kerrek]] and is kind of gullible.

Jhonka vaguely resembles the character [[Wikipedia:Gollum|Gollum]] from the Lord of the Rings books and movies. This may be referred to in the Peasant's Quest game, where if you try to "give" the Jhonka something he'll reply with "Don't need nothing from no filthy peasantses!!", echoing the Tolkien character's unique style of speech.

The Easter egg in impression provides an interesting description of the Jhonka:

<pre>JHONKA
The Jhonka are one of many
tribes of primitive, troll-like
creatures found in the lowlands
and throughout lesser dungeons.

Their low intelligence makes
them quite susceptible to toilet
humor and cheap gags such as
"Gimme five. Up high. Down
low. Too slow."

FREQUENCY: Common
INTELLIGENCE: Low
ARMOR CLASS: +2</pre>

This is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]], in which the entries for monsters followed a similar, albeit more detailed, format.

==Complete Filmography==
*[[impression]]
*[[Peasant's Quest]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]]
[[Category:Peasant's Quest Characters]]

User:Sunborn

Sunborn — Fri, 21 Jan 2005 23:40:20 GMT

Sunborn:

If you ever want to know anything about me head to the [[Wikipedia:User:Sunborn|wikipedia version of my user page]]. I was listed as one of the few "true fans" on [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com the-coolest-stuff-ever.com] while it was still maintained as a Homestar fansite. Which meant I pointed out something the maintainer missed. I have an extensive local cache of files from [http://www.homestarrunner.com homestarrunner.com], related sites and even interviews with [[The Brothers Chaps]].

The Sunborn

User:Sunborn

Sunborn — Fri, 21 Jan 2005 23:36:24 GMT

Sunborn:

If you ever want to know anything about me head to the [[Wikipedia:User:Sunborn|wikipedia version of my user page]]. I was listed as one of the few "true fans" on [http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com the-coolest-stuff-ever.com] while it was still maintained as a Homestar fansite. Which meant I pointed out something the maintainer missed. I have an extensive local cache of files from Homestarrunner.com, related sites and even interviews with the brothers chaps.

Sunborn

Duck Pond

Sunborn — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 18:17:37 GMT

Sunborn: /* Glitches */

:''This article is about the game. For the [[Strong Bad Email]], see [[duck pond]].''
[[Image:Duckpond_One.PNG|thumb|Duckpond on Tandy 400]]
[[Image:duckpondatari.png|thumb|Duckpond on Atari 2600]]

== Summary ==
'''Duck Pond''' is a game from the Strong Bad Email [[duck pond]]. If you feed the ducks 10 times in the Tandy 400 version, you reach the Atari 2600 version of the game.

== Tandy 400 Controls ==
*Press "F" to throw bread and feed the ducks.

== Atari 2600 Controls ==
*Press F to throw bread.
*Press A to drop an anvil.
*Press 8 to drain the pond ''(Warning: Once the pond is drained, it cannot be refilled)''.
*Press Y to shrink the brown duck ''(Note: Can only be done once)''.

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you hold the F key in for a few seconds, you will throw three pieces of bread simultaneously.

== Glitches ==
*On some computers, the Atari 2600 version doesn't work at all. After Strongbad comments on the "state of the art graphics, the email starts to play again.
*It is possible to get the ducks moving after the pond has been drained. Just get a piece of bread to fall in front of them. They will eat it and swim as if there was water in the pond. Once you've activated this glitch, you have to press A to drain the pond again, and the other buttons won't work.
* If you click S while playing the Atari 2600 version in fullscreen (.swf), the flash file will go back to the beginning where Strong Bad checks his email.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail14.html watch "duck pond"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail14.swf view the flash file for "duck pond"]

[[Category: Games]]