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Teh C. — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:31:48 GMT

Teh C.: /**/quite certain he says "oh my lan"

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== Wilde Coincidence? ==

Your name is a reference to ''The Picture of Dorian Gray'', is it not? And furthermore, does that indicate that you identify with the character Dorian Gray, or are you just a fan of the book/movie/story/author? If you are referencing the novel, I'd love to hear your thoughts on it. I'm a big Oscar Wilde fan myself, and I wrote an essay on ''The Picture of Dorian Gray'' for Philosophy class, back in June. -[[User:Polly|Polly]] 07:47, 3 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:Actually, I've been trying to find the novel to read. I only know about Dorian Gray from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen film. I like reading the background of such things, which is why I want the novel. I haven't yet had an oppurtunity to get to the library yet, and it's never in at the bookstore...
::EDIT: I got my mum to check the book out for me instead. All is well. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Sorry for the edit ==

Ya sorry, that was pretty stupid of me, I just wanted to see if anyone would notice and change it. I promise nothing of the sort will happen again.
:That's quite all right. No lasting harm done, and it was all taken care of quickly. Thanks for apologising, though. I hope you enjoy the rest of your time here. ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Moved examples into list ==

I hope it's okay, but on [[Talk:Ice Cream]] I went ahead and moved your examples into the list itself and put a note on it so others will edit it as they see fit. If you want, repost with your opinion on whether it should be a running gag. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:48, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:Yes, of course it's fine. Anything for the good of the wiki, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== England ==

Have a good trip! Never mind the bullocks! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:England, huh? That's quite the trip you're taking. Hope it's a good one. We'll try to keep the wiki afloat during your absence, but it will be tough. Have a good time. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Away Message Song ==

I'll be away in England for the next three weeks, y'all. Sorry. To make up for my not being here to help the Wiki, I offer you this away message song. Yes, it's the same 'Believe It Or Not' song that Homestar and George Costanza have sung to before. 

''Believe it or not, ''
''I'm away from the comp, ''
''So leave a message just for me. ''
''I must be out, or I'd IM you back. ''
''Where could I be? ''
''Believe it or not, you're alone! ''

Please, hold your applause. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:Well, Seany-sama, how was England? If you're from Pennsylvania, how come you spell favorite "favourite"? I'm from Texas, one of your other favou—I mean, favorite places. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:28, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::I spell everything the English way coz, well, coz I'm so hung up on England. Originally, though, it was a side effect from visiting Neopets and it's just stuck with me. And all those other reasons about it actually being the real and correct spelling and all. And as for England itself... Well, to tell the truth, it's not so different from here, except for the television programmes, when you get right down to it. But, despite being faintly similar, it was a total blast.
:::Did you go to the tower, or the abbey, or the palace? Did you ride the Eye? The last time I was there, I got to drive a car by myself through the cities and highways of Scotland. ''That'' was fun, and not just a little weird being on the wrong side of the road. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:57, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
::::Me, I didn't really do much of anything a normal tourist does. I went up to stay with my friend, who I met a couple years ago online. We've been planning this forever. I stayed at her house up in Nottingham, so most of the sights I saw were generally A) really cool and loud, 2) around the general Nottingham area, and D) more "fun" than "historic" or "tourist-y". My mum and sister did the whole bus-tour thing throughout England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and even nipped down to France for a day, though. But I was more content to stay with my best friend than go sightseeing.

==Sound Effects==
I think it's great you're spearheading this project. Look at the formatting changes I just made (putting each table cell on a new line and a space after the align=center part). I think that makes the code easier to read. Also, be sure to link every instance in the last column. A user shouldn't have to search up and down the list for a link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:31, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:All right. Thanks for the advice (and the help). And I just like making lists. I have tons of similar lists on my computer (none are H*R related, though). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Secret==

Yes, it does. I was wondering if someone would see that. you win. --{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 20:41, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

== Synonyms ==

Um, have you been known to collect synonyms? I saw that in your entry. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:31, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:For some things. Synonyms are useful if you write a lot. That way, you don't come off as boring by repeating yourself. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

So, we all know that. But do you REALLY do that for a livin'? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:33, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Currently, I don't do ''anything'' for a living. I do it as more of a hobby. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Hobbies ==

I see. Why is that your hobby? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:36, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:I think 'coz I'm weird like that' works best here. Anyway, I have a lot of hobbies, some of which I take more seriously. Some, like my synonym collections, are just for fun. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

I think you're right. If you want, you can tell me about synonyms in my talk page. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:39, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Well, aside from all those ones for regurgitation, I only collect synonyms for 'crazy'. You can see them all [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/16326646/ here]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

I remember learning that in school. But don't you want to tell me about it in my talk page? --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 00:57, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:Well, I figure we're already here... Would you like me to move the discussion, then? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Uh, no. Just leave it here. --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 01:05, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

:All right then. Maybe we can continue some other time on your page. But for now, I'm gonna go... [[Place]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Okay then. I'll try to log on tomorrow. But till then, I'm outta here! --[[User:The 386|The 386]] 01:13, 4 Oct 2005 (UTC)

== Note ==

You asked for a note encouraging you to do that work on the Videlectrix games. I have left such a note [[Talk:50K_Racewalker#New_Racewalker_Image|here]]. See also the bit about the music. Thanks for being willing to do this. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:05, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:Willing, yes... Unfortunately, by the time I got here, it seems someone already added all the music links (although I was able to make a few minor corrections). As to the other bit... D'you want me to just include a new "Official Videlectrix Description" section in each game, or what? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 16:55, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
::Oh, whatever you think is best. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:26, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Looks like someone beat me to the punch there, too. I did get to do some minor formatting, though... Ah, well. Next time, I won't get 12 hours sleep before starting a project. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thank You ==

Thanks, Dorian. I didn't even notice it happened. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 17:11, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:You're welcome. Any time. Just remember: CONSTANT VIGILANCE. (And if you know that quote, you get a cookie.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Yeah! Thanks, dude. First time someone trolled my page :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:21, 17 October 2005 (UTC)
:First time someone trolled my page too. But then, I was reverting all his edits, so it was to be expected. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I know that quote. Its from Harry Potter book 4, from Mad-Eye Moody. (Cookie please?) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:30, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::<nowiki>*</nowiki>gives Bubsty a cookie* Right in one. =) Noice work, Clanky. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Bottommost vote ==

Hey Dorian. This is a reminder that only your bottommost accept vote counts in STUFF. The one from the upper voting section has been removed. Please review this and make any changes if necessary. Thanks. (And thanks for voting for my revision. :) ) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:02, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:Oh, okay. I didn't know that. First time voting for a revision... Keep it the way it is, with the vote at the revised version. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::As it turns out, I was persuaded that the revision was wrong, so I split the second half of it into its own item. You should review it an make a new vote accordingly. Sorry for all the confusion. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:49, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:::Oy. Complication upon complication, eh? And it seems such a simple fact... So, in essence, I voted the same way you did for both facts. Thanks for the heads-up. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Yeah, how did it become such a mess? ;) One last thing (and I'm really not trying to bother you with all this)... Would you like to fix your vote in the [[HRWiki:STUFF/Archive/Strong_Bad_is_a_Bad_Guy#Good_Ol.27_Uncle_Sam|archive]]? If so, then please do so. Just put a note in the edit summary to see your talk page. Or I could fix it for you. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:17, 20 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::Yes, please fix it for me. No one will question it if it comes from you, I've noticed. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::I swear this is the last time I'll post on this subject on your talk page. After studying the evidence a little closer, it seems the ''drawing'' of Uncle Sam didn't come about until the 1830s. So I changed my vote to the revision. (Not that you have to vote the same way I do, but since we've been through it together ''this'' far, I thought it would only be polite for me to let you know I'd switched again. But I'm ''not'' switching ''any more''... I hope.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:04, 21 October 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks. I didn't realize that. [[User:Shnizzedy|Johnny Baby]] 15:47, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

== Hmm.. I thought I checked that ==

Must not have notice he was already blocked. (I really did check—honest!) {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 04:49, 26 October 2005 (UTC)
:Oh, I believe you. Sometimes it's easy to glance over a name. I've done that sort of thing many times in my day. Nice catch anyway, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==I wouldn't put ''anything'' in that yellow man's mouth!==
Yes, your memory of a decision not to transliterate The Cheat Talk is correct: see [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Standardize "The Cheat Noises"]]. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 21:33, 6 November 2005 (UTC)
:Ah, thanks... I can never find that when I want it. And I wonder if that urban legend about a dog's mouth being cleaner than our own even applies to yellow ones. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Defender of the Wiki==
[[Image:defender of the wiki.jpg|thumb|Handcrafted by Fell Blacksmiths]]DorianGray was one of several users assiduously reverting the tsunami of edits of an IP-shifting troll-bot the night of November 11th 2005. For your heroism, this [[HRWiki:Barnstars|barnstar]] seems a small token. And your new Viking name will be DorianGray TrollBane. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 08:00, 12 November 2005 (UTC)

:Many congraturations!!! (Hey Wilbur, mind if I eat the last one?) {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:30, 12 November 2005 (UTC)
::Woo! Thanks, guys. Glad to help out. I just did what anyone with the best interest of the wiki at heart would do. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::P.S. Yeah, Bubsty, go ahead. I was just gonna put it at the end of my new card game anyway.

== Yeah...sorry about that. ==

About the Star Wars intro on [[haircut]], I was really tired when I heard that. The "Da Da Da Dear" sounded like the opening notes of the Star Wars main theme to me, at the time. Now it just sounds...not like that.

Anyway, sorry.
-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}
:No problem. I can see how one might think that, but it's really kind of... not that. No need to be sorry. That's the way the wiki works, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::Oh, come on. A Holiday Greeting most likely to be reverted? It doesn't sound like Chriiiii(st) to you? Listen to it one more time just to make sure. If you don't hear it though, I understand. Or did you revert it because you thought I was being in appropriate? Either way, I understand.

Sorry again.
-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}
:::Yeah, I'm thinkin' more of who it would offend rather than what it sounds like. The page has a history of that revert, and I was just following what [[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] put last time I remember it being reverted (right down to the edit comment). Maybe we could take it to the talk page. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

::::Understandable, but we didn't write/say/direct this. I thought we were here to report and act as a reference. I know it will offend a few people, but we're just supposed to state the facts, aren't we? Maybe it deserves a vote.

::::-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}

==quote?==
:As you might have noticed, I have a new quote thingy on my user page. Do you have a quote you can/want to use? Just keep it under PG-13. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 19:02, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
::You came to the right guy, then. ^-^ I have a lot of quotes I use all the time... Let's see... How about this one: "Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::That is the first time I hear that saying in English. It's far more common in Hebrew. ("Al tidkh'e lemakhar ma she'ata yakhol lidkhot lemakhrataim") {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:39, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Really? That's neat... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::Thanks. I'm usin that. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:23, 1 December 2005 (UTC)
==award'd==
:So... for being a cool person, (and for being the first person to notice my guestbook), you get the '''thank you award'''.
:Thanks! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:29, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
[[Image:Thankyouposter.PNG|thumb|The thank you award presented to '''DorianGray''']]
::Thank ''you'', and you're welcome. ^-^ And a very merry Decemberween to you too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:::Sorry, to keep posting, but I have one more thing. After counting every single e-mail password reminder I got, (which took a long time), I found out that I got 4992 password reminders. Maybe next time Dorian... {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:45, 2 December 2005 (UTC)
::::Aw, man. Although I hope there ''isn't'' a next time... Ah, well. I'll go change mine to second place. Or "one of the most". Or something like that. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==New Format==
Hey DorianGrey. I was wondering, did you bring up your new format unto Standards? Try to clear it up with them before you implement new formats. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:03, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
:Well, actually... It was discussed a lot under one of the Running Gags (I forget which), and was then applied to several other pages. I just was bored and thus decided to take the next step. If I was out of order, sorry. It was discussed with users I respect a lot, so I figured it wasn't too bad. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::If you discussed it, it isn't out of order. Most people didn't like italics, though. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:13, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Well, we liked italics better than the <nowiki></nowiki> tags, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Awww, that's the sweetest guestbook signature! ==

Thanks! :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:53, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:Any time. Coz it's true. If I had a list of favourite users, you'd be on it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Really? How come? {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 21:58, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::I think it has to do with how you always get those OGGs for the debated wordstyles. That's pretty awesome. I mean, if I could do that, I'd be all the time making my own QOTWs. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Check out [http://www.goldwave.com Goldwave] (if you're a Windows user). It's what I use - all you gotta be able to do is record from your "What U Hear" or "Wave Out Mix" on your soundcard's mixer. STill, thanks. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:02, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::Wow, that seems complicated. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::It's a relatively simple and yet full-featured sound editor - personally, I think it's just as good as a more expensive package like Sound Forge. Give it a try. :) {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:16, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::All right, but what do I click on? Is it free? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::On the main page, click on "Goldwave 5.12 is Available", then in the Download Links section, click on one of the links to download the program. It's shareware, and it will start prompting you to register it after a month (I think). It's something like $40 to register (or at least it was when I registered it, which was some time back). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:26, 5 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::Ooy. I dun care for shareware... Not if it's gonna prompt me for cash. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::::If you can't afford the money-cost variety, might I recommend [http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ Audacity]. Or even if you can! This is the best of both worlds: it's free, and it's really high-quality non-crap. I mean, the digital music labs at both Eastman School of Music and UNC have it on their computers. Plus it's open source so it's good karma. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:46, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::::Actually, I already have Audacity. Smileyface pointed me in such a direction, when the .OGGs were being added to [[Sound Effects|my pride and joy]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Nonsense con Carne ==

Hey man! what's up? I didn't even realize [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux&diff=215077&oldid=215069 until now] I had [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Stux&diff=210301&oldid=210298 blatantly] ... um borrowed, your [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Stux&diff=208684&oldid=208666 nonsense incarnate line]. My my, no wonder I was coming up with such "great ideas". --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:33, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
:Great minds think alike? Or it could simply be that "nonsense incarnate" is simply such a great description of everyone's favourite blue midget Homestar. I, in turn, can say I got it from his [[Homsar|character page]]'s opening lines.
:To be honest, I hadn't even noticed. But thanks for giving credit to me anyways. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==theres water on mars!==
:I just saw this: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Water_on_mars.jpg PROOF] THAT THERES WATER ON MARS! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:07, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::Yeah, there is. =3 Mars has polar ice caps. *checked the link before you even sent it* ;) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Aw crap. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:10, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::...Bubsty. For one; what is the point of this outburst? And two; plenty of people have known for as long as '''I''' can remember that there ''is'' water on the moon. Except that it's frozen. So... Ice. There is icecaps on Mars indeed. {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:11, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::You guys don't get it. look at the picture. it's a joke.--{{User:Benol/sig}} 05:15, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::... {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:18, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::''{Edit conflict}'' Yup. Made me smile. Though it might have been more effective if they had used LIFE cereal, or the board game, and said "Life on Mars." —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 05:19, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::'''edit conflict x3''' yeah, its just a joke homestramy. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 05:21, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::I got it. I just commented with "...", because I couldn't believe how spaced of me to not realise that I shouldn't stick my nose into ''everything''. :) {{User:Homestramy20/sig}} 05:29, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::::I stick my nose into everything... ''see!'' Okay, I gotta go study for my test tommorrow. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 21:50, 12 December 2005 (UTC)

== How could I forget? ==

In answer to your question of how I could forget to link Dot com's name correctly: actually, I forget that sort of thing all the time. I can be pretty absent-minded, especially when I'm thinking about otheer things, like a project that I'm working on. So, thanks for catching that one for me! I probably wouldn't have for quite some time. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:13, 13 December 2005 (UTC)
:No problem. Maybe I'll watch it particularly, just in case it happens again. Or maybe he should just have a main namespace redirect. I mean, he's cool enough. ;) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thanks! ==

Thank you for reverting the Peasant's quest page. I was trying to revert it, but my mom was yelling at me to get off so I didn't have a chance.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 19:59, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
:No problem. I would've reverted it earlier, but wanted to see if anyone else would get to it first. All about teamwork, isn't it? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Ayuh.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 21:12, 16 December 2005 (UTC)

==Trollage==

Wow. First troll in a while. What a waste of one of the few chances to troll nowadays. The least he could have done is waited until the dark of night, and then moved a million pages here there and everywhere... In any case, thanks for the revert. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:18, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:That's what I'm here for... And it was a pretty sad attempt, truth be told. If I was a troll--which I am not, never was, never will be--I'd make something special of it, since the chance is rare, like you said. (Hopefully, we're not giving anyone any ideas. Although, my talk page and user page are rarely looked at, so there should be no problem.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Oh, and just for the record, we actually had a similar incident of vandalism only about a week ago, when someone decided to blank portions of [[Homestar Runner]] (a similarly feeble effort, quickly reverted). So it actually hasn't been all that long. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:30, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:::Haha, yea, I saw that one. I think it was Jay that got him. But the block log has been pretty sparce as of late, there's only been like a dozen blocks (3 or 4 because of trolls) since NSMC. I feel kinda special to have been able to block one of the few trolls in the past while. And yeah DorianGray, you gotta watch for 'em. Take it from someone who once was one - Trolls are a sly bunch. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 21:34, 19 December 2005 (UTC) DorianGray's mother was a hampster, and his father smelled of elderberries!
::::Oh, yeah... That one totally slipped my mind. Shows how pathetic it truly was, yeah? And not all are such a sly bunch, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] (I use the word "yeah?" too much, don't I?)
:::::Actully, it was PFloyedPotter who did the blanking, and *ahem* ''I'' reverted it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 21:57, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Funny, that's not quite how I remember it... nor how the history of that page remembers it... {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:59, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
:::::::Oh. *turns red* Then it was me who put him on the offenders list. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:57, 19 December 2005 (UTC)

== thanks ==
:Thanks for putting me on your fav users list. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 22:46, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
::^-^ Any time. But ''shh''! It's a secret! =P --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::Ditto. :D {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 01:55, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
::::SHH! How do you people keep finding this? =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::I was seeing how you made the unnofficial QOTW, and saw it. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:50, 25 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::Peekin' at the secret inner workings of my page, eh? =3 Well, that's why I have it. Speaking of my QOTW, I should make some more of those... I only have enough to last 'til, like, February. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I'd like to take credit for having found the list minutes after it was created. Not exactly hard, though, since I ''was'' patrolling the recent changes at the time. But I decided not to mention it, since you said it was a secret. I guess not no more! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:59, 28 December 2005 (UTC)
::::::::And I thanked you for it on the IRC chnnel, so that counts too. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:29, 28 December 2005 (UTC)

==Reverts==
I would like to help out the site. Can you tell me how a revert works? [[User:Marth 99|Marth 99]]
:Sure I can! When a page has been trolled or had a bad edit made, the simplest way to change it back is to revert it. Each page has a history of every edit made to it, see. Up at the top, you'll notice a little tab marked "history" (it's the fourth from the left, usually). Click on that and it'll bring up a page of all the edits made to that page, most recent ones on the top. Find the version you want to change it back to and click the date for that version. This will bring that version up in the window for editing. Just type "reverted" or "rv" (or "rv/v" for vandalism) ito the edit summary box beneath it and hit "save page". And that will correct the whole page! I hope that helps. If not, check out the [[Help:Contents|Help pages]] for more information. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Danke ==

Thanks for reverting my user page from that vandal. That's a first for me, getting vandalised. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:19, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I certainly wasn't going to just leave it, yeah? Oddly, I've reverted several people's first trollings. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Sure, I knew you wouldn't just leave it, but I thought I'd still thank you. I suppose with my revert-happy trigger finger I'm probably getting vandals mad at me by now and it was sure someone would come after me. Great way to celebrate the new year, don't you think? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:14, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Happens all the time. If you check the Contribs of trolls who vandalise userpages, I bet most will have another edit that was reverted by the same person whose page they ruined. I know this coz it's happened to me several times. It's nice to get back in the trenches again, though, isn't it? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::That's what I'd always thought about that (I remember one vandal who wrote an obscene message about Thesmokingmonkey after he made a revert). Which I find interesting, since I'd never reverted anything by this guy. He seems to have been nothing but a troublemaker: he just want after me and [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] for no obvious reason. But I had always figured it would happen someday. And yes, it's good to be back in the trenches. I love reverting crappy edits again! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:33, 2 January 2006 (UTC)

== Happy New Year! ==

I know it's a little late, I just wanted to wish you a happy new year, and may you finally beat Stinkoam 20X6! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:20, 2 January 2006 (UTC)
:Thankies. And I'm getting pretty good at the -0 levels... I can get to somewhere 'round the middle of -0.2 (I think that's the one). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Happy also late new year! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:28, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
:::And the same to you, my friend! ^-^ --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
Happy very, very, very, very, very, very, very, etc. with the verys, late New Year.{{User:LePorello/sig}} 02:15, 10 January 2006 (UTC) P. S. I'll help you with Stinkoman 20X6 if you need it. I'm just a click (cool click sound) away. (Though I'm not on the Wiki as often as I would like. Booooooo.)
::Ten days. That's ''very'' very. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 02:19, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
:::Better late than never I always say. =D And my main problem with Stinkoman (aside from how small the life bar is, but that can't be helped) is that I have a slow response time. It's like, "Hey, that thing shot me. I'd better move in case it does it again." --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Drawing of Darth Katana X ==

Yo, Dorian. I was wondering if you would draw a picture of Darth Katana X for my profile. I see by your guestbook entry and your deletion of AbdiViklas' note on John Reuben that you've seen my profile. You can read up on my Sith Apprentice there, if you haven't already.

He looks like Inuyasha dressed like Darth Vader, but he's only wearing Vader's headgear. And he has a big, glowing Katana Sword. So, would you mind drawing that? Because that'd totally rock - thanks one million! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:I'd be totally willing to give it a try, although I can't promise top quality. But I shall still try! DorianGray never backs down from a challenge, believe it! I'll get on that first chance I have. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Awesome! Thank you! Supashi-bo! {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:And now it is complete. You can see the pic on DeviantART, complete with my comments, [http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27817918/ here]. If you want to direct link to it, it's also on [http://photobucket.com/albums/v203/andsean/?action=view&current=DarthKatanaX.jpg PhotoBucket]. Feel free to copy and resize as you see fit. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

That is so cool! Thanks so much for taking the time to draw my character. I'm-a post that on my user page. {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
:Oh, any time. Glad to to it. Also glad you like it. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You've won the Platypus Award!==
Yay! You've won the Platypus award! Congradgulationsingtonish! This award is really for you're help with my userpage, finding most of the Homsar quotes. Enjoy![[Image:platypusaward.jpg]]
:Ooh, many ''mahalos''. I was glad to do it. And if you need any help again in the future, don't hesitate to give me a ring. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Ha ha ha! ==

Your Quote of the Week with Homestar saying he doesn't wear Marzipan's skirts anymore was hilarious! Keep it up, man! [[User:Nintendostar_Runner|Nintendostar_Runner]]
:Yeah, I liked that one. I should get to work collecting more. I only have enough to last for February... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== lol ==
:I burst out laughing when I saw [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3Ainterview&diff=244754&oldid=244747 this]. It's just funny to think of someone gnawing their leg off all the time. [[User:Thekillerdynamo|Thekillerdynamo]] 20:48, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
::You'd probably run out of legs awfully quickly, too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Vandals ==

Yes, um, the Welcoming page said to welcome people no matter what. (Trust me, it's there). But, um, sorry 'bout that. I'll stop for the day. (or week, if needed) [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 02:07, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm. Maybe we need to change that...? I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. =P --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:K [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 03:26, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
::Anyways, good luck. It's at least a good thing that you read the policies and stuff. I'm sure you'll do [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|HG HJHG HAAAALL right]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I learn'd a new word! WoW. Cool. Also, I made another poll. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry]] 01:07, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

== MLS QOD ==

Hey DG, how'd you get the Old-School Homestar for your newest quote? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 14:39, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
:I actually took a screen shot from... [[personal favorites|personal favourites]], I think. I cropped out everything but his head, and rotated, resized, and/or flipped it 'til it was layered perfectly over a normal Quote of the Week box with the current Homestar in it. And there it was: one old-school Homestar quote. However, since my editing software is now kaput, I can't do any more specialised quotes like that. Ah, well. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What do you mean kaput? --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:36, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
:::It won't load anymore. Click it, nothing happens. Also, since all PNGs are saved to open directly from that program, now if you wish to open a PNG, you have to right click and find "Open With..." and open it with something like Picture and Fax Viewer or Paint. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Verboten ==

Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:A_History&curid=15714&diff=255319&oldid=255315 this edit]: Or, to put it another way, "If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:02, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
:Yes, quite... =3 That one never occurs to me 'til later, though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You won! ==

Combolations on winning the Object of the Week! You get these fine leather jackets. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:01, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, awesome. My very own these jackets. ''Mahalo.'' --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Oops ==

Well, good grief. Many apologies, DorianGray. How foolish of me; I really have no idea how that happened. Man, I need to take a wiki-vacation or something. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 22:29, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
:No problem. It was easily fixed, although I admit I did have a sudden heart palpatation when I saw it on Recent Changes. It's easy to get confused when the RC is all clogged like that. Keep on doin' your thing, man. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Thanks for understanding. My heart, too, had a bit of a shaking when I realized what I had done. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 22:35, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
::Wait, what did he do? Just wondering why you guys are having heart palpatations. {{User: Seriously/sig}} 22:49, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
:::He accidentally blocked me for a few seconds during a big flood of vandalism. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Clarifying edit summary ==

[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:InterruptorJones&curid=714&diff=265592&oldid=265588] That's the user list from the 'Tavi Wiki. I guess Jones copied that here in case old.hrwiki.org ever goes off line. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 06:43, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
:Ahh... I figured it was something like that. Thanks for clearing that up. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Parody wiki ==

Go [http://hrwooky.wikicities.com/ here] I'll make u a sysop --{{User:The thing/sig}} 19:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
:No thanks, for the same reasons as [[User talk:E.L. Cool#Parody wiki|E.L. Cool]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Userboxes (and more!) ==
Yeah, DG. I ''saw'' what you did with the userbox that ''I'' added. It's OK; I found it prooty humorous. And I remember you being blocked on the 9th. I actually saw the unblockage first, and I thought, "Huh? How'd Dorian get blocked?" [[suntan|HEE HO HEE!]] Oh, and is it OK if I use your "tomorrow" quote on my page. Keep up the good work! {{User:LePorello/sig}} 16:57, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
:A) Glad you don't mind. It was a little long, and it's actually how I feel. o_o I'm gonna be twenty in 5 months exactly, and I feel ancient. 
:2) Yeah, the block was pretty freaky. I had a premonition I'd end up on that list somehow, but I don't do anything bad. So that's that, then. 
:D) Sure it's fine. =3 I love that quote. It's the procrastinator's creed. 
:Keep on tranglin'. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Weird ==
You know, just now you reverted 3 pages that I was also reverting. Weird huh? {{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:45, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:Yep, that happens when two good users are fightin' an annoyance together. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah. Hi-five, man. ''(loud clap)''{{User:LePorello/sig}} 20:49, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== HELP!!! ==

SOMEBODY MESSED UP TAMPO'S WELCOME MESSAGE HE SENT ME!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED???????????????? --Not a Robot
:It was a persistent vandal around here by the name of Dr. Who. Don't worry, I fixed it. It's very hard to do permanent damage around here, especially with such vigilant users. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Hacking ==

I think someone hacked onto my compy. [[User:Some stupid idiot]] somehow came up on my watchlist, but I didn't even know it existed! Please tell me it's a problem with Mediawiki. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 20:56, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:Do you watch [[User:FireBird]]? Someone tried to move FireBird's page to that name, which is probably why it came up in your watchlist. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Oh, wait, I DID put his talk page under my watchlist because I was waiting fo a reply. Thanks! {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:00, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::No problem. Glad to alleviate your fears. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Thank You Again==

Thanks for rv-ing the vandalism to my userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:52, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:You're welcome. Glad to do it. =) I mean, not, like, glad to see vandalism. Like, glad to help out the wiki any way possible. You know. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah, I know what you meant. It's kinda ironic, really, that Dr. Who vandalized ''my'' userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:54, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Ironic in what way? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Ironic that he would vandalize a former vandal's userpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 22:58, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ah, yes. Who knows, though, maybe you'll get to revert him. Then he'll be ''reverted'' by a former vandal, and that's almost poetic, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::Then he'll revert TARDIS, the next vandal to come along. :=) {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:03, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::And so on, until it makes a cycle, and Willy on Wheels and NSMC are simultaneously reverting each other. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::Then it turns out that Willy on Wheels was Jimbo Wales all along, and NSMC was JoeyDay all along, LOL. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:22, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::*Gasp* WHAT?! Oh, scandalous Nah, I'm just kidding. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:36, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::I've always wondered if Willy was Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger, who left the project and turned against the idea of such a site. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:40, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::Sorry for hijacking your talkpage. {{User:Granola/sig}} 23:40, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::No, I don't mind. It's very quiet tonight. This helps. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Oh, well if it helps, this is another false alarm. {{User:Granola/sig}} 05:41, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

== Pizza ==

Did you eat pizza? --{{User:The thing/sig}} 22:57, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
:Not today, but I've been thinking about it an awful lot. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Why? ==

Why did you remove my picture from the halloweener page? You gotta give me some credit. I'm a full wiki member, and I don't deserve to have my image deleted. Also, if you think it's ugly, keep it to yourself. Sorry, but I don't find this very respectful.
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]
:It's not relevant because tons of people do fanart of all sorts of toons all the time. That doesn't make it necessary to mention in an encyclopedic knowledge-base. It's nothing against you. Anyone's would be deleted. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Well, this is a big slap in the face to art.
[[User:Chess Cheese|Chess Cheese]]
:Sorry, but that's how things are. Maybe you should check out our [[HRFWiki:Main Page|Fanstuff Wiki]]...? That's the creative companion to this wiki. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Squeaketycoo==
On the other hand, can we hold up just a sec on the unsqueaking? I think there ''are'' a few times when it's okay. After all, Strong Bad does call "a little yellow squeaky thing". Specifically, if he makes a ''single'' noise, like "Meh!", that isn't exactly a scream, then I think that could best be called a squeak. It's more wieldy than '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes a The Cheat noise}''. Also [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Best_Decemberween_Ever&curid=1024&diff=297773&oldid=297028&rcid=244845 this] seems like a good candidate for squeaking: the intent is to say he "sings along," but what the Cheat does can't really be called singing. About the best thing it can be called, then, is squeaking. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:23, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well, there's pretty much nothing left to correct anyways, so I can definitely hold up for a while. =3 Fix whatever you like; I guess there ARE some times when it's okay, like you said. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Cool. I think I'll just revert a few on the basis of wieldiness. For the record, the [[HRWiki talk:Standards#Standardize "The Cheat Noises"|original crusade]] was to correct instances where people had tried to transliterate The Cheat noises into our alphabet. If you see any of that still around, a small train needs to be dropped. At least a caboose. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:28, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
:::I always look out for those. I think that's actually referred to a few entries earlier up my talk page. Along with putting words in his mouth. Always watch out for those, I do... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
==Hi, Dorian!==
Hi Dorian, I saw you wondered about my name. Well--in short--I made it up. It's basically the name I use everywhere, unless it's more formal (in which case I use the long form, Katori), or in the rare case where there's something better (like Coach Z on BHZ's forum ;)). I made it up a few years ago. Occassionally I use it in stories as well. :) Nice to meet you!! --[[User:Kato|Kato]]
:Likewise. =) I have a character named Kato, who's one of my most popular creations, is why I asked. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Awsomeness! ==

You like the same shows and games I like! =D (i.e. Kingdom Hearts, Drawn Together, Seinfeld, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Paper Mario Thousand-Year Door, the list goes on and on!) {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 05:58, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
:Cool-cool. =) Those are all among my favourites. Nice to meet another fan, yeah? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Yeah, I'm a PM:TTYD fan, too. Oh, and I consider it your fault that I'm now addicted to El Goonish Shive. =P - {{User:Kookykman/sig}}
:::Hehehe. I do what I can. And you're not the first to express a similar sentiment to me. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Countervandalism ==

[[Image:colonelhomestar.PNG|thumb|Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the DorianGray!]]
Hey Dorian:

I wanted to let you know that you are one of the best countervandals I've ever known. Before I was a sysop, I remember how often the two of us were working together to stop a persistent vandal. Since I became a sysop, I find myself blocking vandals after being alerted by your reverts.

You've already received the Defender of the Wiki barnstar for revering NSMC, but I felt it was time for you to get a little more recognition: not for one act of countervandalism, but for a long history of defending this wiki. I'm leaving you this image to let you know you'll always be a colonel in the Homestarmy in my mind. Keep up the good fight, man. Constant vigilance! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:10, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
:And the same to you. =) I'm happy to help any way I can, and will continue to do so as long as I can. ^-^ Thanks very much for the recognition. It makes me feel special. I'm glad to be part of such a dedicated wiki, and to know such dedicated users. May you continue to great things too. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== You Following Me? ==

i was reading over my talk in random things, and ive gotten a lot of responses from you. thanks! now i know that other people patrol the recent changes pages:)-{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:Oh, yeah. Lots of people do. That's pretty much how I spend my day. Checkin' the recent changes for stuffs. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Hawaii==
Since you wanted to know about Hawaii so bad I am making a Hawaiian Journal On my Talk page and Day 1 is up.{{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 23:08, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
:Cool. I'll definitely have to take a look. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
== Once again...==
Like the other countless vandalism reverts you've done, someone has to thank you. So I will. :) Seriously, you astound me with your amazing abilities to represent the wiki like you do. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 19:52, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
:^-^ I jus' do what anyone with the best interest of the wiki at heart would do. *sweatdrop* An' I did mess up a little towards the end there, if you check the move log. Shh! Is a secret. o_o --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::LOL. Heimstern, we've got a possible vandal, and he doesn't seem stable...</useless gossip> — {{User: Seriously/sig}}
:::Nah, I jus' misread the move log entry and thought he'd moved my page, so I hit the revert. Then realised that was the entry for [[privileges]] I'd just done. So I had to re-revert it. Happens to the best of us sometimes... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Heh. I saw that error during that mess. Wasn't going to bring it up, but since you did... Well, you might be interested in [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fhqwhgads&diff=prev&oldid=282268 this edit]. Heh. I was a little new to the rollback button at the time. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:04, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Y'know, that reminds me of something Has Matt? and some others did a while ago in the sandbox...gimme a sec to find it, it's really funny. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:07, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=251699 Here] it is. It includes sysops reverting vandalism fighters, Kilroy sailign the ocean blue, and much, much more! :P — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:10, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Hehehe, I remember that... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==[[Homestar Singing]]==

Thanks for the help with the formatting and writing style on that page. - [[User:Totoro|Totoro]] 19:44, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, any time. I love to help out where I can. And it's a neat page, too. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Copyright category ==

Hey Dorian. It looks like you found a good category for that category. Just so you know, those templates are some advance work I'm doing in preparation for our switch to MediaWiki 1.6. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:07, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, I wasn't planning to tag anything with them. Although, I do have a question. Is there anything you'd tag [[:Image:Darkfire Taimatsu.PNG|my personal image]] with? It's art a friend of mine drew, so it really doesn't fit anything that ''I'' know of... Also [[:Image:DarthDrawing.jpg|the one]] I drew for Darth Katana X. Anything you'd class those under? I've been wondering for a while now... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I think the path of least resistance would be to slap a {{tl|permission}} tag on 'em. I should point out that there are others with way more experience than I when it comes to image copyright tags, so you might could get a better answer. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:20, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::I'll put that on 'em, then, unless/until someone else finds something better. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Well, unless your friend specifically agrees to release the rights to the picture, {{tl|permission}} is the most appropriate template. There's basically 3 types of image tag: 1) The owner says we can use it ({{tl|permission}}) II) The owner says anyone can use it ({{tl|gfdl}}, the Creative Commons licenses, etc) C) The owner hasn't said we can use it, but we're using it anyway under Fair Use ({{tl|web-screenshot}} et al) (plus the tags that say "we really shouldn't be using this", like {{tl|no license}}). This image is clearly under group 1, (unless your friend wants to move it into II). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 05:36, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::I can ask her. Right now, even. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::She says she'd prefer it left as {{tl|permission}}. So that's all good then. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Sorry ==
I don't think I said this or not, but you know when I created those sockpuppets on here? Well if you do then I am sorry for trying to trick people into thinking that I wasn't making them. Do you forgive me?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:00, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:Apology accepted. =) The important thing is that you learned from your mistake, right? Not gonna do it again, yeah? =) That's what really matters. We can be quite forgiving 'round here, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Unless your name has NSMC or ON WHEELS in it. And yes I did learn my lesson.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:50, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::That's true. We don't have much forgiveness for those guys. They don't learn, or try to reform. Unlike you, eh? Good luck to you, and all your wiki...ing. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Wiki ==
How do you say Wiki?--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 21:56, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:Some say "wick-ey", some say "wee-kee". I say the former. (See [[Wikipedia:Wiki|wiki]] at Wikipedia.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:59, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::Me personally? I say it "wee-kee". It's from the Hawaiian ''wikiwiki'', which means "quick" (refers to how easy it is to edit on here). So I use the pronounciation that's directly from the Hawaiian root, mostly due to my slight obsession with Hawaii. However, for some reason, I pronounce "Wikipedia" as "wick-i-pee-dee-a". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::I say it the same way. Which is why I was wondering. Thanks again.--[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] 22:03, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Any time. Always glad to help, if I can. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::"Wee-kee-pedia" is really hard to say... {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 22:08, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::I've always thought wick-ey has a nice ring to it. --[[User:Garfunkel|<TT>Garfunkel</TT>]] 22:09, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Due to a certain locational obsession ''I'' have, I've occasionally pronounced it "vee-kee". :-) But not usually. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:38, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Here's a fascinating piece of trivia for you: [[Mike]] pronounces it "wick-ey" (cf. [[animal]] DVD [[animal#Commentary Transcript|commentary]]). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:18, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::That is neat. =) Cool to know, as I have no DVD access myself. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::::::::Aw Hebrew don't have a letter for the W sound, some of my friends say it like Viki. I usually switch back and forth from W to V, depends who I'm talking to. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 05:27, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::::Then there's always the less common "Why-Kai" (Sounds like [[Wikipedia:Wi-Fi|Wi-Fi]]). Though I don't usually use it, it still sounds pretty cool. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 05:51, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::::That, of course, leads to the question "Why not [[Wikipedia:Kai Hiwatari|Kai]]?" (Feel free to choose any other Kai you like, too.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Senior Prom, I Am The Walrus edit==
Oh, sorry. I thought my computer messed up, so I added it again. And by the way, iTunes Listed the song 'I Am the Walrus' under styx. Check if you have it.
:Sorry, I don't. Maybe they remade it...? (*should look that up*) But it was originally performed by The Beatles. No harm done, though. Catch you later. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Have a look at [[Wikipedia:I Am The Walrus#Cultural references]], in particular the "cover versions" bit. I'm guessing the version on iTunes is the Styx cover, rather than the Beatles original. If I remember correctly, there was issues between the [[Wikipedia:Apple Computer|Apple]] that owns iTunes and the [[Wikipedia:Apple Records|Apple]] that owns the Beatles songs... so for a long time there were no Beatles songs on iTunes... I dunno if it was ever resolved. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:37, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
:::Cool... Thanks for the info. That's neat. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== um... ==

hello, i was wondering...as i was reading your page, you spelled "favorite" as favourite". i have a question.

are you english and if so did you enjoy sb_email 22? -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
:Nope, I'm not English, but one of my best friends is. I just picked it up both from her and an obession with Neopets. =3 And I still find sb_email 22 funny, if short. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Homsar's Speech ==

Hey Dorian. :) Just wanted to thank you for the <s>flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital</s> help on my Homsar's Speech project! Seems like we're almost done, and so far I've only found two, maybe three things he's ever said that are genuine word salads. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:17, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
:Oh, any time. It was fun, as Homsar is quite th' character... And now I have, like, most of his line memorised, I think. I really like seeing the analyses of each line... He's more coherent than I originally thought. o_o --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Sure seems to be. I think this project conclusively proves that Homsar is actually pretty "with it" - just random in the way he communicates with others. Once the project is done, I'm wondering if we should make this an actual article that we can then point to from the main Homsar article or its Talk page... or otherwise include the analysis on the Talk page, or something. It's useful data that can help to define and refute the "word salad" assertion on both Homsar's page and the Wikipedia page. {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 22:32, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, I really like it... Quite an interesting article. Sheds new light on a beloved wacky character. And Homsar is now reminding me of a character of my own, who also speaks in an unusual way (example: she uses the word "circle" instead of "family"). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thanks for the Memo ==
Yeah, I'm sorry about he mishap. Yes, it was me who was editing my page. I'm sorry for the confusion, and I've set it to auto log-in from now on so it does not happen again.
Thanks again, [[User:Omegalord|Omegalord]]
:No problem. I have mine set like that myself. Hope we didn't set you back too much with our reverts. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Dinosaurs and Genus ==

A "genus" is one single level up from "species", so saying that dinosaurs are their own genus is not only not true (there is more than one genus of Dinosaur - quite a few, in fact!) but also not relevant - They are part of the [[Wikipedia:Sauropsid|Sauropsid]] class, which is the class containing all reptiles (it also happens to include birds.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:03, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
:I always get those rotten kingdom, order, phylum, species things mixed up... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Recent Valiant Efforts==

I'd give you a defender sword, but I see you already have one. In any case, that was some first class reverting. Sorry there were no sysops on hand at the time to drop the hammer. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 23:20, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
:It was kinda fun. I haven't done high-class reverting like that in a long time. Thankies. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Sysop ==

Hey Dorian. It is my pleasure to announce that you have been given [[HRWiki:Administrators|sysop]] privileges and responsibilities. If you have any questions, never hesitate to ask. May you always use your powers for good and for awesome. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:04, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
:...I think I have stumbled into another dimension. It is a dimension of sight, and of sound. I think I have entered... The Twilight Zone. o_O I do believe freaking out is in order. Then denial, then pleased acceptance. ^-^ Seany will attempt to uphold the honour bestowed upon him.
:Y'know, I think I had something planned out I was gonna say, but now I've forgotten. Ah, well. Mindless meanderings will have to do. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Congratulations Sean! You made your first edit one day before me, did you know that? Looking at your user page and contributions you made many fine edits, and usful pages, too! You are a great user and you deserve your sysophood. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 08:09, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
:::I bring you good tidings, and may you continue to flummox those more trollish than you stop --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:26, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
::::Congraturation on becoming a sysop! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 10:36, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::And on behalf of the sysop team, I would like to present DorianGray with his very own SysopNightStick. Congrats, Meep. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:13, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::Glad I didn't miss this by too much. I'm at my aunt and uncle's house and they only have dial-up, so I've been a bit scarce at the wiki lately. Well, I've been wondering for awhile when this was coming. ;-) Clearly my position as the new sysop with the most block log entries is in danger. I've no doubt you'll be ready to give those vandals some serious p0wnage. Now more than ever before, "Constant vigilance!" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:42, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Didn't I say that you will be made sysop? Oh yeah I did. Heh, I guess I can pick the winners. Anyways, congradulations.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 11:06, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Congratulations Dorian. Sorry I haven't been around as much as I used to, or I would have noticed the promotion alot sooner. In any case, here's a belated congratulations upon your sysophood. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:58, 2 October 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::Dorian, After the long time I was gone, I am honored to serve<s>r</s> under you. (Explodes in Bows) {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 03:13, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

== Trying to make this Userbox work ==
Hi there, I was just wondering if you could help me (or know who could). I made a new userbox for my userpage which uses a random Homsar quote. I tried to add it to the Userbox page and it won't work because of the template inside a template format, the homsarquote template I mean. It works ON my user page and outside of the <userboxsampes> tag, just not inside of it. Any idea how to make that work?
--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:05, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm, I dunno much myself, but I'll certainly ask around. I know a few people who might be able to help, maybe. I's not much good with coding and stuff myself. *sweatdrop* Let you know once they get on, or something. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Have a look at this example in the sandbox [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=376677].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:20, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Thanks Loafing, but I think you misunderstand the problem. It will work inside that. Look at my userpage and you will see what I made. It's making it work inside the <userboxsample> tag on the Userbox page. The page with the preview and code next to it? It won't work in there for some reason.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:38, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh, I see now. That looks like a bug in userboxsamples. [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] would be the guy to fix that.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 07:48, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
:Anybody out there know if this Homsar Quote thing will work on the Userbox page? .... anybody--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:29, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

== Great minds ==

Would you believe that I was attempting to add that "See also" thing at the same time as you and got Edit Conflict'd? And I believe it was last seen in [[big white face]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:52, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
:Wow, great minds ''do'' have similar thought processes, or however the saying goes. =3 big white face seems right, but I may have been thinking of another (can't remember where, though. I think it was a game, maybe). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Oops... ==

Sorry. I was the one who made that "Kick The Cheat" edit on the "Twin Characters" section. Thanks for correcting me! (I completely forgot about artistic licence)! Just wanted to let you know I appreciate the help, and I'll consider that factor next time!... 4kai2lyn6...
:No problem. That edit, and many similar ones, all used to be there until very recently, when we started to rethink the page. Sometimes it's just hard to tell. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Quotes==

Everything I've ever read or seen said that even if only one word of a quote was being used that punctuation should be in the quote. So before I go and change how I edit and grade such things, can you show me where you found the rule you're using? - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 18:39, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
:[[HRWiki:Manual of Style]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Got it. Not sure if I agree with it, but will abide while here. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 18:48, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
:::No problem. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Thank you! ==

Thanks for the fixes! My first STUFF contrib. ;) [[User:Jedi liz|Jedi liz]] 05:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
:No problem. For a first-time STUFFer, you did very well. =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::w00t! and look, they're voting for me! ha. that's what happens when you delete MY contribution to hrwiki. Kay-POW! [[User:Jedi liz|Jedi liz]] 14:15, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
:::Hehehe, you must have some very convincing arguments. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==Huh?==
You said "This really can't be proven, seems speculative, not the full H'ween toon, and it's a real shirt." about my edit. Can you explain further? I thnk TBC put that there for people to ponder it? Can you please put it back? --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:It's speculation to assume TBC put it there for people to ponder, because we don't know what they were thinking. We run a knowledge base, based in fact, not assumption. It was not the full, official Halloween toon for that year, and they probably didn't use Homestar's costume for spoiler reasons. To round it out, Homestar's shirt is a real shirt, generally used by people too lazy to wear a real costume (like people who answer the door for trick-or-treaters, for example). Those are the reasons I took it out. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Help out ==
*Hey, I'm thinking about creating a new page, but I don't know what to call it and I don't know all of its info. The page will be about interuppted names Strong Bad usually starts sounding out before getting interrupted by someone. Such as in [[bottom 10]]: He says, "and the number one spot in my bottom 10 is... Th--" and then gets interrupted. Please help out. I am sending this to all sysops. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}

==Reverts==
Ah, good to see someone noticed. I highly suggest protecting pages that transclude onto the main page. I don't suppose you all like pseudo-vandals who test security, but consider this a security wake up call, for lack of a better word. [[User:74.224.137.55|74.224.137.55]] 01:54, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

==STUFF talk==
About Hrjogger's vote, I assumed he wanted to vote in the ''only valid'' voting revision, since he put his vote on the old one, even though the new one has been made. Does ths make sense? {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:Just because a revision has been made doesn't make the original vote not valid. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::It doesn't? Then which revision gets the final verdict? Both of them can't. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::I'd guess whichever has a better accept-to-decline ratio (if it gets accepted). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Okay, thanks for telling me. Now I know better. :-) {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}

== DorianGray: ==

No need to be a jerk, dude. "Ugh?" "Not at all aesthetically pleasing?" Give me a break. That's an exaggeration -- especially since it's a matter of your personal taste -- and regardless of your preferences, the harsh words are completely unnecessary.

I guess you don't want people to constructively contribute if you're going to behave like that.
:No offense meant. It's just that strong stylistic changes like this should be brought before the community and discussed beforehand, before any changes go into effect. Mebbe I was a little harsh, but it really does look bad. It doesn't fit at all. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

==STUFF==

Yeah, got that. As soon as you pointed it out in the edit summ back there, I checked the rules. Thanks. [[User:Rowsdower45|Rowsdower45]] 18:15, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
:No problem. In fact, if you look quite a ways up 'round about section 13 (heh. Section 13... Fun. =3 ), I had the same problem myself, eons ago. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:30, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

== KHI ==

Are you on KHI too? There is a Dorian Gray there too. Just curious. [[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]] 20:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:Nope. What's KHI? =) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:42, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Forum on Kingdom Hearts. Its pretty big.

forums.khinsider.com [[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]] 20:49, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:Nope. HRWiki and related sites (i.e. HRWiki forum and that ol' fanstuff place) is the only place I've ever used the name "DorianGray". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:51, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

OK then, just makin sure. :D [[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]] 20:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:Yep. So don't go botherin' this person with fond wiki reminisces, coz I'm sure they won't know what on earth you're talking about. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:58, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

== Secret Eating ==

Hahahahaha — that's been one of my favorite quotes for a long time. Excellent choice =4 {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:10, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:All my quotes are excellent choices. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 18:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::It is! =2 {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 18:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::Mine are way better. =1 — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 18:58, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::::But do yours have a spiffy table and an XML-edited picture? I think not. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 18:59, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::Actually, you are all wrong. Sir. Loafing The Great has the greatest quotes. =-1 --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 19:00, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::Oh, he doesn't have what I have either. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:01, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::::::You missed one. And so did the Ancient Egyptians, Babylonians and maybe even the Phoenecians, but not the Greeks. Definitely not the Greeks. =[[Wikipedia:0 (number)#History|0]] --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 20:27, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Ow. More than I wanted to read. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:28, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

== Sorry about that crap on the grinch ==
My cousin added that he is Nine and likes Homestar but adds stupid stuff that are very unlikely so dont Blame me (75.8.34.131 is out)

:Don't worry, he's [[Talk:retirement#Slink?|not the only one]] who saw a reference there. And we also appreciate him trying to make a contribution to the article. He has done nothing wrong :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:36, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
::Yeah, ditto. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 22:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

== Podstar fix ==

Hey Dorian,

I just wanted to let you know that the podstar links need to be {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=technology&diff=420751&oldid=420622 piped}} instead of spaced, otherwise the link will be broken! I'd fix all occurrences myself, but I have this big project to turn in for tommorrow, and I can't procrastinate any more than I have! :) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:13, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
:Oh, right. My computer really effed up while doing that one, so I probably overlooked it in that case. Most of the time, I'm pretty sure I fixed it to be piped... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:40, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
::Oh! I see... sorry about that, nevermind then, I guess it was just a fluke that I happen to check out the one link that wasn't piped! :) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 06:41, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
:::Well, I'm glad you did, coz it probably would've gone unnoticed for days, weeks on end otherwise. =3 --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 06:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
::::NP! Any time! And it's good to be lucky sometimes. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 08:34, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

== quite certain he says "oh my lan" ==

Considering that Renold says before hand: "Get your hands off those floppy disks and fiscal reports" it would suggest he says oh my lan. oh my land isn't even a saying.

For the sake of argument, I recorded the part he said and played it over, there is no audio wave that suggests him saying "d" after lan.

http://fileupload.ning.com/mov/3771583

User:Teh C.

Teh C. — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:09:09 GMT

Teh C.: REWROTE'd

Wow...old user page.

Gotta update this some time sooner.

Well hey, I am the cheat. I am a freelance programmer and code firefox extensions for companies (yes, you can make money in this market). Any freakin ways, I have my own website: http://gamespotting.net, where I update with the latest news and review games. Yep. That's about it right now.

Toons

Teh C. — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 07:00:10 GMT

Teh C.: /* New Stuff */

{{about|list of all toons}} {{for|toons menu itself|TV Time Toons Menu}}

[[Image:NewToonsMenu.PNG|thumb|300px|The current menu]]

The '''Toons''' are a central part of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] website. Most cartoons that don't fall under the category of [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] are listed here. So have fun in your living room!

The toons list features the toon's name, a 3-letter abbreviation relating to the toon, a brief description, the toon's length and release year, and a brief animated preview that appears on the [[TeeBee]] when you hover over each title.
__TOC__
{{clear}}
== Menu Toons ==
=== Big Toons ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview

|-
| [[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|75px]]
| [[Strongest Man in the World]]
| '''(SMW)''' ('''S'''trongest '''M'''an in the '''W'''orld)
| A re-telling of the old classic.
| 4:25
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_10years.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Weclome Back.PNG|75px]]
| [[Weclome Back]]
| '''(WCM)''' ('''W'''e'''c'''lo'''m'''e)
| What I did on my summer vacation.
| 4:37
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_weclomeback.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG|75px]]
| [[A Folky Tale]]
| '''(DMP)''' (Saddy '''D'''u'''mp'''ington)
| Strong Sad tries to get out of gym class.
| 4:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dumpingtontoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:cool tapes.PNG|75px]]
| [[Cool Things]]
| '''(KUL)''' (misspelling of "cool")
| Homestar writes on the wall. Bubs is closed.
| 4:00
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_coolthings.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Bug in mouth.PNG|75px]]
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
| '''(BUG)''' ('''Bug''' in Mouth Disease)
| Homestar swallowed a bug?
| 5:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_buginmouth.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:sfd.png|75px]]
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
| '''(DOZ)''' (Cheat Comman'''dos''')
| Blue Laser goes shopping.
| 4:56
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_commandos3.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:jailcartoon01.png|75px]]
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| '''(SBJ)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad is in '''J'''ail Cartoon)
| Strong Bad gets pinched.
| 6:00
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_jailcartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:parsnips.PNG|75px]]
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
| '''(PAP)''' ('''P'''arsnips '''A'''-'''P'''lenty)
| The first Homestar talkie.
| 2:38
| 1936
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_parsnips.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:WheresTheCheat.png|75px]]
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''')
| Strong Bad can't find the Cheat.
| 6:18
| 2002
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whereis.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:luau.PNG|75px]]
| [[The Luau]]
| '''(CFB)''' ('''C'''rap '''f'''or '''b'''rains)
| Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off.
| 5:36
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_luau2.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:cantsayjob.png|75px]]
| [[A Jorb Well Done]]
| '''(JOB)''' (The word Coach Z attempts to say)
| Coach Z's accent gets out of hand.
| 4:00
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cantsayjob.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:reddestradish.png|75px]]
| [[The Reddest Radish]]
| '''(RED)''' (The '''Red'''dest Radish)
| More like the Biggest Radish.
| 2:23
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_radish.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:searchfortheyellodello.PNG|75px]]
| [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
| '''(QLO)''' (The '''Q'''uest for the Yel'''lo''' Del'''lo''')
| Homestar seeks hot bird. DVD.
| 3:32
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_yellodellomenu.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:KoT People.PNG|75px]]
| [[The King of Town DVD]]
| '''(KOT)''' (The '''K'''ing '''o'''f '''T'''own)
| KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.
| 1:26
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kingmenu.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== Shorts ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75 | Preview
|-
| [[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]] || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS) || Let the King have some. The first of any! || 2:54 || 2007 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Build-a-deck.png|75px]] || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || '''(DEK)''' ('''De'''c'''k''') || Area Man To Build Deck || 3:07 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_deck.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Short_Shorts.png|75px]] || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || '''(SSS)''' ('''S'''ummer '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Short styles for short clothing || 2:52 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_shortshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbemail1495.PNG|75px]] || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || '''(150)''' (Sbemail '''150'''?!?) || Is Strong Bad getting cold feet? || 1:45 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_149pernt5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:500Cheats.PNG|75px]] || [[500 The Cheats]] || '''(500)''' (The number of The Cheats) || Watch him shimmie and shake! || 0:32 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_500cheats.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Bad Guy Pic.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || '''(GUY)''' (Strong Bad is a Bad '''Guy''') || Talkin' about tattoos. || 1:44 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_badguy.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:sickday.PNG|75px]] || [[Sick Day]] || '''(SIK)''' ('''Si'''c'''k''' Day) || There's somethin' goin' around. || 1:43 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sickday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Commandos in the Classroom.PNG|75px]] || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || '''(P2T)''' ('''P'''eer-'''2'''-'''T'''een) || Edutainment at its finest! || 4:15 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommandos4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:trogdorcon.PNG|75px]] || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || '''(CON)''' (Trogdor'''Con''' '97) || SB and the Cheat get a booth at the con. || 3:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogdorcon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:The Lil Brudder Show.png|75px]] || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || '''(LIL)''' (Li'l Brudder) || King o' the dregs, minus 3 legs! || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_lilbrudder.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:peasantsquestmovie.jpg|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || '''(QST)''' (Peasant's '''Q'''ue'''st''') || Real Life Adventure!! || 3:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_filmstyle.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || '''(PQT)''' ('''P'''easant's '''Q'''uest '''T'''railer) || Coming soon from Videlectrix. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_pqtrailer.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:experimentalfilm.PNG|75px]] || [[Experimental Film]] || '''(FLM)''' (Experimental '''F'''i'''lm''') || Strong Sad & The Cheat direct a video. || 3:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_expfilm.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:senormortgage.PNG|75px]] || [[Senor Mortgage]] || '''(SCM)''' ('''S'''enor '''C'''ardgage '''M'''ortgage) || Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?! || 1:22 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senormortgage.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || '''(CCO)''' ('''C'''heat '''C'''ommandos '''O''''s) || Ridiculous breakfast. || 2:13 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcereal.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheatar.png|75px]] || [[The Cheatar]] || '''(TAR)''' (Chea'''tar''') || The Cheat opens up a can of peas. || 0:54 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatar.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheat commandos01.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] || '''(CHT)''' ('''Ch'''ea'''t''' Commandos) || Buy all our playsets and toys. || 1:03 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommando.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|75px]] || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || '''(LOW)''' (Mr. Shmal'''low''') || He's no apothecary. || 1:03 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mrshmallow.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:balladofthesneak.PNG|75px]] || [[Ballad of The Sneak]] || '''(SNK)''' (The '''Sn'''ea'''k''') || The #1 Summer Jam from 1936. || 2:05 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sneakvideo.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:thinginabag.png|75px]] || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || '''(BAG)''' (Lookin at a Thing in a '''Bag''') || 4 drinks for 4 cool guys. || 3:50 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whatsinthebag.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:indabasement.PNG|75px]] || [[Arcade Game]] || '''(ARC)''' ('''Arc'''ade) || Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game. || 1:44 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_arcadegame.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:20X6 versus 1936.png|75px]] || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || '''(2X6)''' ('''2'''0'''X6''') || Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar. || 1:55 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_20x6vs1936.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:systemisdown.png|75px]] || [[The System is Down]] || '''(YHO)''' ('''Y'''a'''ho'''o) || Strong Bad broke the Internet. || 1:06 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_systemisdown.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|75px]] || [[Meet Marshie]] || '''(PUF)''' (Fluffy '''Puf'''f) || America's favorite marshmallow. || 0:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_marshie.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:theinterview.png|75px]] || [[The Interview]] || '''(INT)''' ('''Int'''erview) || Strong Bad interviews Homestar. || 2:47 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_interview.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:fluffypuff.png|75px]] || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || '''(FLF)''' ('''Fl'''u'''f'''fy Puff) || Homestar blows his lines. || 2:24 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fluffypuff2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:themesong.PNG|75px]]|| [[Theme Song Video]] || '''(HSR)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar '''R'''unner) || Home Star Run Go. || 1:00 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_video.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:kickthecan.png|75px]] || [[Kick the Can]] || '''(CAN)''' (Kick the '''Can''') || Early, silent Homestar cartoons. || 0:22 each || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings Toon.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || '''(SBS)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''S'''ings) || K-Tel Records presents! || 1:42 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbsings.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Powered by The Cheat]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
|[[Image:newboots02.png|75px]] || [[New Boots]] || '''(BTS)''' (New '''B'''oo'''ts''') || The Cheat gets some new boots. Hi-five. || 2:35 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_newboots.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[mile#Powered by The Cheat|Mile]] || '''(MIL)''' ('''Mil'''e) || The Cheat guest-authors a SBemail. || 2:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail87.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:crazy cartoon cheat trophies.PNG|75px]] || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || '''(CZY)''' ('''C'''ra'''zy''' Cartoon) || I guess the Cheat deserves a trophy. || 1:12 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_crazycartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:everybody to the limit.png|75px]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || '''(FHQ)''' ('''Fhq'''whgads) || The #1 Summer Jam. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fhqwhgads.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheattheme.PNG|75px]] || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''') || The Cheat directs his own video. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatvideo.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
|[[Image:Otherlilgirl.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || '''(OLG)''' ('''O'''ther '''L'''ittle '''G'''irl) || Homestar needs classes. || 1:25 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_otherlilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:BisCasFri3.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || '''(FRI)''' (Biz Cas '''Fri''') || Remember to back up your files. || 2:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:biz cas fri 2.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || '''(CAS)''' (Biz '''Cas''' Fri) || This one goes out to all my shareholdas. || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:biz cas fri.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || '''(BIZ)''' ('''Biz''' Cas Fri) || Revenge of the Office Dullard. || 1:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:sbmeetslg.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || '''(SVG)''' ('''S'''trong Bad '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl!) || SB faces off against LG. || 1:08 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbvslilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:homegirlween.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || '''(HVG)''' ('''H'''omestar '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl 2) || Little girl be's cute. || 1:07 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:todaybor.PNG|75px]] || [[Labor Dabor]] || '''(LAB)''' ('''Lab'''or Dabor) || The Homestarmy regulates. || 2:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_laborday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Mission Control.JPG|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:06 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Puppet vitaminscelebrities.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Puppet lazorbeams.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:puppet badjoke.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:14 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:PuppetTime.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Time]] || '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet Time) || Homestar "borrows" stuff from Strong Bad. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppettime.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Everybody Knows It.jpg|75px]] || [[Everybody Knows It]] || '''(EKI)''' ('''E'''verybody '''K'''nows '''I'''t) || Puppet Homestar sings. || 1:02 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppets.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
|[[Image:Decemberween Short Shorts.JPG|75px]] || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || '''(DSS)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Bite-size holiday chunks! || 6:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dweenshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Let Us Give Tanks.PNG|75px]] || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || '''(TNK)''' ('''T'''a'''nk'''s/'''T'''ha'''nk'''s) || Blue Laser hosts, Gunhaver roasts. || 5:00 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ccdo5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Costumes06.jpg|75px]] || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || '''(COS)''' ('''Cos'''tumes) || You send em in and he rags you out. || 4:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes06.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Hahahaha_halloween.png|75px]] || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || '''(DAY)''' (Happy Hallow-'''Day''') || Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang. || 5:18 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_hallowday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:trogday.PNG|75px]] || [[Happy Trogday]] || '''(3RD)''' ('''3rd''' Anniversary of [[dragon]]) || A fanstuff salute. Stinkoman is not amused. || 1:49 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Fall Float Parade.PNG|75px]] || [[Fall Float Parade]] || '''(FAL)''' ('''Fal'''l Float Parade) || Coach Z and Marzy host a parade! || 3:28 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_floatparade.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:More_Fan_Costumes.PNG|75px]] || [[More Fan Costumes]] || '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''es) || SB rags on his loyal fans again. || 3:05 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:ween05.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || '''(JIG)''' (Halloween Potion-ma-'''jig''') || Spooky Woods! Creepy Cliffs! || 6:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:happyfireworks.png|75px]] || [[Happy Fireworks]] || '''(BAM)''' (The sound fireworks make) || Strong Bad ruins Christmas. Wait, what? || 1:30 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fireworks.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:senorialsmall.PNG|75px]] || [[Senorial Day]] || '''(SNR)''' ('''S'''e'''n'''o'''r'''ial Day) || Senor Cardgage and Bubs face off! || 2:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senorialday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Payplus.PNG|75px]] || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || '''(FUL)''' (Misspelling of "Fool") || The website finally comes to its senses. || 0:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_payplus.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:xmas2004.png|75px]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || '''(GBO)''' ('''G'''rab'''bo'''-Arm) || Homestar forgets to go Decemberween shopping. || 4:20 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:snowglobe.png|75px]] || [[Snowglobe]] || '''(DSH)''' (Rather '''D'''a'''sh'''ing) || Happy Decemberween from Videlectrix. || 1:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04_pq.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:halloween fairstival screen.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || '''(HIC)''' ('''Hic'''cups) || The Cheat can't ditch the hiccups. || 6:05 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:thataghost.png|75px]] || [[That A Ghost]] || '''(OLD)''' ('''Old'''-Timey) || Homestar looks for a ghost. || 4:00 || 1937 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_oldtimeyween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:dween scc.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || '''(DIJ)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''I'''n '''J'''uly) || Several stocking stuffers. || 0:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dween_menu.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[Under Construction]] || '''(APR)''' ('''Apr'''il Fools) || Stinkoman saves April Fool. || 1:47 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_underconstruction.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:ween03.png|75px]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || '''(JOB)''' (3 Times Halloween Fun'''job''') || Marzipan contacts the dead. || 6:00 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween03.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:costumecommentary.png|75px]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || '''(FAN)''' ('''Fan''' Costume Commentary) || SB rags on his loyal fans. || 2:28 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:malloween.png|75px]] || [[Malloween Commercial]] || '''(MAL)''' ('''Mal'''loween Commercial) || Marshie goes off the deep end. || 1:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_malloween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:superbowldealie.png|75px]] || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || '''(SUP)''' ('''Sup'''erbowl Dealie) || Football makes a good excuse. || 0:39 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_superbowl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:xmas2002.png|75px]] || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || '''(PAG)''' (A Decemberween '''Pag'''eant) || The gang puts on a weird play. || 4:23 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:pumpkin.PNG|75px]] || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || '''(CRV)''' (Pumpkin '''C'''a'''rv'''e-nival) || Everybody carves pumpkins. || 5:32 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|75px]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || '''(XMS)''' ('''X'''-'''m'''a'''s''', abbreviation for Christmas) || Homestar gives gifts. || 4:43 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:stupidturkey.PNG|75px]] || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || '''(TKY)''' (Some Stupid '''T'''ur'''k'''e'''y''') || Strong Bad gives thanks. || 0:39 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_turkey.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:halloween2001.png|75px]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || '''(SUK)''' (The House That Gave '''Su'''c'''k'''y Treats) || Trick/Treat. || 4:00 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:mothersdaymessage.png|75px]] || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || '''(MOM)''' (As in Mother's Day) || Strong Bad loses a bet. || 1:29 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mother.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:holidaygreeting.png|75px]] || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || '''(OHO)''' ('''O''' '''Ho'''ly Crap) || Strong Bad offends everybody. || 1:38 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarloween.PNG|75px]] || [[Homestarloween Party]] || '''(HWN)''' ('''H'''omestarlo'''w'''ee'''n''' Party) || Costume Party!!. || 5:04 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_homestarloween.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[New Stuff]] ===
{{merge|New Stuff}}
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
| [[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]]
| [[Marzi's Answering Machine 14]]
| '''(MAM)''' ('''M'''arzipan's '''A'''nswering '''M'''achine)
| Folks call the broom lady.
| 4:06
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/answer14.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]]
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
| '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS)
| Let the King have some. The first of any!
| 2:54
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:the movies Strong Bad Senor Cardgage.png|75px]]
| [[the movies|The Movies]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Here's what's wrong with everything.
| 3:50
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail167.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|75px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Teen Girl Squad #12]]
| '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| What time is it? It's Valentimes!
| 4:25
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs12.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:unnatural tea party.png|75px]]
| [[unnatural|Unnatural]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Badia has an unnatural disaster.
| 4:10
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail166.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbemail165.PNG|75px]]
| [[strong badathlon|Strong Badathlon]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad got much game.
| 3:39
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail165.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:sbe164.png|75px]]
| [[looking old|Looking Old]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad is out of touch.
| 4:18
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail164.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Features]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=33% | [[Strong Bad Email]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|Preview]])!! width=33% | [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marzipan's Answering Machine]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_marzanswer.swf|Preview]]) !! width=33% | [[Teen Girl Squad]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf|Preview]])
|-
| valign="top" |
*See [[Strong Bad Email#Strong_Bad_Emails|The Strong Bad Email List]]
| valign="top" width="180" |
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]
*[[death_metal#Easter_Eggs|Issue 10½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]
|}

== Special Cartoons ==
Other toons not featured on the toon menu.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! [[Character Videos]] !! Intros !! Early Flash !! Books !! Other
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|Homestar Runner]]
*[[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad]]
*[[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|The Cheat]]
*[[Strong Mad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Mad]]
*[[Strong Sad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Sad]]
*[[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom]]
*[[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Marzipan]]
*[[Coach Z#Character Video Transcript|Coach Z]]
*[[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs]]
*[[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town]]
*[[The Poopsmith#Character Video Transcript|The Poopsmith]]
*[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Intro]]
*[[Intro 2]]
*[[Flag Intro]]
*[[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
*[[King of Town Intro]]
*[[Old Intro]]
*[[Old Intro 2]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Flash]]
*[[Pom Pom, Too]]
*[[Second Flash]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Original Book]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[Strumstar Hammer]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Happy T!]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[Missing Lappy]]
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Not On The Site !! [[strongbad_email.exe]] !! [[Everything Else]]
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[If I Ran the Camera]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] ''(CD Easter egg)''
*[[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[Store Thank You Messages]] ''(From the Yahoo! [[Store]])''
| valign="top" |
*[[Greeting Cards]]
*[[E-mail Birds]]
*[[Videro Games]]
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Sample of Style]]
*[[Making of Email 100]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]
*[[Day at the Park]]
*[[Some Extras]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]]
*[[Puppets on the Road]]
*[[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
*[[Sample of Style Too]]
*[[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
*[[KaraokeFun]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*[[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Bubslegum Comics]]
*[[Exaggerations]]
*[[From the Vault]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]]
*[[Your Hair is Messed Up]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Animatic]]
*[[An Open Forum]]
*[[Here's How We Made It]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
*[[Halloween Awards Show]]
*[[Flashforward]]
*[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Toons By Length]]
*[[All Toons]] (Including Emails)
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[[Category: Toons| Toons]][[Category: Lists]]

Toons

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Teh C.: update toons

{{about|list of all toons}} {{for|toons menu itself|TV Time Toons Menu}}

[[Image:NewToonsMenu.PNG|thumb|300px|The current menu]]

The '''Toons''' are a central part of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] website. Most cartoons that don't fall under the category of [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] are listed here. So have fun in your living room!

The toons list features the toon's name, a 3-letter abbreviation relating to the toon, a brief description, the toon's length and release year, and a brief animated preview that appears on the [[TeeBee]] when you hover over each title.
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== Menu Toons ==
=== Big Toons ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview

|-
| [[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|75px]]
| [[Strongest Man in the World]]
| '''(SMW)''' ('''S'''trongest '''M'''an in the '''W'''orld)
| A re-telling of the old classic.
| 4:25
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_10years.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Weclome Back.PNG|75px]]
| [[Weclome Back]]
| '''(WCM)''' ('''W'''e'''c'''lo'''m'''e)
| What I did on my summer vacation.
| 4:37
| 2006
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_weclomeback.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG|75px]]
| [[A Folky Tale]]
| '''(DMP)''' (Saddy '''D'''u'''mp'''ington)
| Strong Sad tries to get out of gym class.
| 4:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dumpingtontoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:cool tapes.PNG|75px]]
| [[Cool Things]]
| '''(KUL)''' (misspelling of "cool")
| Homestar writes on the wall. Bubs is closed.
| 4:00
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_coolthings.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Bug in mouth.PNG|75px]]
| [[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
| '''(BUG)''' ('''Bug''' in Mouth Disease)
| Homestar swallowed a bug?
| 5:10
| 2005
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_buginmouth.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:sfd.png|75px]]
| [[Shopping for Danger]]
| '''(DOZ)''' (Cheat Comman'''dos''')
| Blue Laser goes shopping.
| 4:56
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_commandos3.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:jailcartoon01.png|75px]]
| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| '''(SBJ)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad is in '''J'''ail Cartoon)
| Strong Bad gets pinched.
| 6:00
| 2004
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_jailcartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:parsnips.PNG|75px]]
| [[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
| '''(PAP)''' ('''P'''arsnips '''A'''-'''P'''lenty)
| The first Homestar talkie.
| 2:38
| 1936
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_parsnips.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:WheresTheCheat.png|75px]]
| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''')
| Strong Bad can't find the Cheat.
| 6:18
| 2002
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whereis.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:luau.PNG|75px]]
| [[The Luau]]
| '''(CFB)''' ('''C'''rap '''f'''or '''b'''rains)
| Marzipan and Strong Bad's parties face off.
| 5:36
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_luau2.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:cantsayjob.png|75px]]
| [[A Jorb Well Done]]
| '''(JOB)''' (The word Coach Z attempts to say)
| Coach Z's accent gets out of hand.
| 4:00
| 2001
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cantsayjob.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:reddestradish.png|75px]]
| [[The Reddest Radish]]
| '''(RED)''' (The '''Red'''dest Radish)
| More like the Biggest Radish.
| 2:23
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_radish.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:searchfortheyellodello.PNG|75px]]
| [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
| '''(QLO)''' (The '''Q'''uest for the Yel'''lo''' Del'''lo''')
| Homestar seeks hot bird. DVD.
| 3:32
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_yellodellomenu.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:KoT People.PNG|75px]]
| [[The King of Town DVD]]
| '''(KOT)''' (The '''K'''ing '''o'''f '''T'''own)
| KOT loses sleep over sheep. DVD.
| 1:26
| 2000
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kingmenu.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== Shorts ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75 | Preview
|-
| [[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]] || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS) || Let the King have some. The first of any! || 2:54 || 2007 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Build-a-deck.png|75px]] || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || '''(DEK)''' ('''De'''c'''k''') || Area Man To Build Deck || 3:07 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_deck.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Short_Shorts.png|75px]] || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || '''(SSS)''' ('''S'''ummer '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Short styles for short clothing || 2:52 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_shortshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbemail1495.PNG|75px]] || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || '''(150)''' (Sbemail '''150'''?!?) || Is Strong Bad getting cold feet? || 1:45 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_149pernt5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:500Cheats.PNG|75px]] || [[500 The Cheats]] || '''(500)''' (The number of The Cheats) || Watch him shimmie and shake! || 0:32 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_500cheats.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Bad Guy Pic.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || '''(GUY)''' (Strong Bad is a Bad '''Guy''') || Talkin' about tattoos. || 1:44 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_badguy.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:sickday.PNG|75px]] || [[Sick Day]] || '''(SIK)''' ('''Si'''c'''k''' Day) || There's somethin' goin' around. || 1:43 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sickday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Commandos in the Classroom.PNG|75px]] || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || '''(P2T)''' ('''P'''eer-'''2'''-'''T'''een) || Edutainment at its finest! || 4:15 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommandos4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:trogdorcon.PNG|75px]] || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || '''(CON)''' (Trogdor'''Con''' '97) || SB and the Cheat get a booth at the con. || 3:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogdorcon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:The Lil Brudder Show.png|75px]] || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || '''(LIL)''' (Li'l Brudder) || King o' the dregs, minus 3 legs! || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_lilbrudder.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:peasantsquestmovie.jpg|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || '''(QST)''' (Peasant's '''Q'''ue'''st''') || Real Life Adventure!! || 3:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_filmstyle.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|75px]] || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || '''(PQT)''' ('''P'''easant's '''Q'''uest '''T'''railer) || Coming soon from Videlectrix. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_pqtrailer.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:experimentalfilm.PNG|75px]] || [[Experimental Film]] || '''(FLM)''' (Experimental '''F'''i'''lm''') || Strong Sad & The Cheat direct a video. || 3:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_expfilm.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:senormortgage.PNG|75px]] || [[Senor Mortgage]] || '''(SCM)''' ('''S'''enor '''C'''ardgage '''M'''ortgage) || Wait. Is Senor Cardgage real?! || 1:22 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senormortgage.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheat commandos complete breakfast.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || '''(CCO)''' ('''C'''heat '''C'''ommandos '''O''''s) || Ridiculous breakfast. || 2:13 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcereal.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheatar.png|75px]] || [[The Cheatar]] || '''(TAR)''' (Chea'''tar''') || The Cheat opens up a can of peas. || 0:54 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatar.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheat commandos01.png|75px]] || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] || '''(CHT)''' ('''Ch'''ea'''t''' Commandos) || Buy all our playsets and toys. || 1:03 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatcommando.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|75px]] || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || '''(LOW)''' (Mr. Shmal'''low''') || He's no apothecary. || 1:03 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mrshmallow.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:balladofthesneak.PNG|75px]] || [[Ballad of The Sneak]] || '''(SNK)''' (The '''Sn'''ea'''k''') || The #1 Summer Jam from 1936. || 2:05 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sneakvideo.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:thinginabag.png|75px]] || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || '''(BAG)''' (Lookin at a Thing in a '''Bag''') || 4 drinks for 4 cool guys. || 3:50 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_whatsinthebag.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:indabasement.PNG|75px]] || [[Arcade Game]] || '''(ARC)''' ('''Arc'''ade) || Strong Bad gets a Trogdor arcade game. || 1:44 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_arcadegame.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:20X6 versus 1936.png|75px]] || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || '''(2X6)''' ('''2'''0'''X6''') || Stinkoman meets Old Timey Homestar. || 1:55 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_20x6vs1936.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:systemisdown.png|75px]] || [[The System is Down]] || '''(YHO)''' ('''Y'''a'''ho'''o) || Strong Bad broke the Internet. || 1:06 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_systemisdown.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:meet marshie screenshot.png|75px]] || [[Meet Marshie]] || '''(PUF)''' (Fluffy '''Puf'''f) || America's favorite marshmallow. || 0:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_marshie.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:theinterview.png|75px]] || [[The Interview]] || '''(INT)''' ('''Int'''erview) || Strong Bad interviews Homestar. || 2:47 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_interview.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:fluffypuff.png|75px]] || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || '''(FLF)''' ('''Fl'''u'''f'''fy Puff) || Homestar blows his lines. || 2:24 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fluffypuff2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:themesong.PNG|75px]]|| [[Theme Song Video]] || '''(HSR)''' ('''H'''ome'''s'''tar '''R'''unner) || Home Star Run Go. || 1:00 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_video.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:kickthecan.png|75px]] || [[Kick the Can]] || '''(CAN)''' (Kick the '''Can''') || Early, silent Homestar cartoons. || 0:22 each || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_old.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings Toon.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || '''(SBS)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''S'''ings) || K-Tel Records presents! || 1:42 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbsings.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Powered by The Cheat]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
|[[Image:newboots02.png|75px]] || [[New Boots]] || '''(BTS)''' (New '''B'''oo'''ts''') || The Cheat gets some new boots. Hi-five. || 2:35 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_newboots.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[mile#Powered by The Cheat|Mile]] || '''(MIL)''' ('''Mil'''e) || The Cheat guest-authors a SBemail. || 2:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail87.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:crazy cartoon cheat trophies.PNG|75px]] || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || '''(CZY)''' ('''C'''ra'''zy''' Cartoon) || I guess the Cheat deserves a trophy. || 1:12 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_crazycartoon.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:everybody to the limit.png|75px]] || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || '''(FHQ)''' ('''Fhq'''whgads) || The #1 Summer Jam. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fhqwhgads.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:cheattheme.PNG|75px]] || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || '''(CHT)''' (The '''Ch'''ea'''t''') || The Cheat directs his own video. || 1:56 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_cheatvideo.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Puppet Stuff]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
|[[Image:Otherlilgirl.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || '''(OLG)''' ('''O'''ther '''L'''ittle '''G'''irl) || Homestar needs classes. || 1:25 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_otherlilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:BisCasFri3.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || '''(FRI)''' (Biz Cas '''Fri''') || Remember to back up your files. || 2:10 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:biz cas fri 2.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || '''(CAS)''' (Biz '''Cas''' Fri) || This one goes out to all my shareholdas. || 2:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:biz cas fri.JPG|75px]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || '''(BIZ)''' ('''Biz''' Cas Fri) || Revenge of the Office Dullard. || 1:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_bizcasfri1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:sbmeetslg.PNG|75px]] || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || '''(SVG)''' ('''S'''trong Bad '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl!) || SB faces off against LG. || 1:08 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbvslilgirl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:homegirlween.png|75px]] || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || '''(HVG)''' ('''H'''omestar '''v'''s. Little '''G'''irl 2) || Little girl be's cute. || 1:07 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:todaybor.PNG|75px]] || [[Labor Dabor]] || '''(LAB)''' ('''Lab'''or Dabor) || The Homestarmy regulates. || 2:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_laborday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Mission Control.JPG|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:06 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam4.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Puppet vitaminscelebrities.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:10 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam3.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Puppet lazorbeams.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam2.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:puppet badjoke.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || '''(JAM)''' (Puppet '''Jam''') || HSR vs. TMBG. || 1:14 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppetjam1.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:PuppetTime.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Time]] || '''(PUP)''' ('''Pup'''pet Time) || Homestar "borrows" stuff from Strong Bad. || 1:11 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppettime.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Everybody Knows It.jpg|75px]] || [[Everybody Knows It]] || '''(EKI)''' ('''E'''verybody '''K'''nows '''I'''t) || Puppet Homestar sings. || 1:02 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_puppets.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Holidays|Holiday Toons]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
|[[Image:Decemberween Short Shorts.JPG|75px]] || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || '''(DSS)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''S'''hort '''S'''horts) || Bite-size holiday chunks! || 6:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dweenshorts.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Let Us Give Tanks.PNG|75px]] || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || '''(TNK)''' ('''T'''a'''nk'''s/'''T'''ha'''nk'''s) || Blue Laser hosts, Gunhaver roasts. || 5:00 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ccdo5.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Costumes06.jpg|75px]] || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || '''(COS)''' ('''Cos'''tumes) || You send em in and he rags you out. || 4:05 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes06.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Hahahaha_halloween.png|75px]] || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || '''(DAY)''' (Happy Hallow-'''Day''') || Ween night is M.I.A. Galang galang. || 5:18 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_hallowday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:trogday.PNG|75px]] || [[Happy Trogday]] || '''(3RD)''' ('''3rd''' Anniversary of [[dragon]]) || A fanstuff salute. Stinkoman is not amused. || 1:49 || 2006 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_trogday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Fall Float Parade.PNG|75px]] || [[Fall Float Parade]] || '''(FAL)''' ('''Fal'''l Float Parade) || Coach Z and Marzy host a parade! || 3:28 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_floatparade.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:More_Fan_Costumes.PNG|75px]] || [[More Fan Costumes]] || '''(TUM)''' (Cos'''tum'''es) || SB rags on his loyal fans again. || 3:05 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:ween05.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || '''(JIG)''' (Halloween Potion-ma-'''jig''') || Spooky Woods! Creepy Cliffs! || 6:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween05.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:happyfireworks.png|75px]] || [[Happy Fireworks]] || '''(BAM)''' (The sound fireworks make) || Strong Bad ruins Christmas. Wait, what? || 1:30 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_fireworks.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:senorialsmall.PNG|75px]] || [[Senorial Day]] || '''(SNR)''' ('''S'''e'''n'''o'''r'''ial Day) || Senor Cardgage and Bubs face off! || 2:50 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_senorialday.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:Payplus.PNG|75px]] || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || '''(FUL)''' (Misspelling of "Fool") || The website finally comes to its senses. || 0:00 || 2005 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_payplus.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:xmas2004.png|75px]] || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || '''(GBO)''' ('''G'''rab'''bo'''-Arm) || Homestar forgets to go Decemberween shopping. || 4:20 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:snowglobe.png|75px]] || [[Snowglobe]] || '''(DSH)''' (Rather '''D'''a'''sh'''ing) || Happy Decemberween from Videlectrix. || 1:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas04_pq.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:halloween fairstival screen.png|75px]] || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || '''(HIC)''' ('''Hic'''cups) || The Cheat can't ditch the hiccups. || 6:05 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween04.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:thataghost.png|75px]] || [[That A Ghost]] || '''(OLD)''' ('''Old'''-Timey) || Homestar looks for a ghost. || 4:00 || 1937 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_oldtimeyween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:dween scc.PNG|75px]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || '''(DIJ)''' ('''D'''ecemberween '''I'''n '''J'''uly) || Several stocking stuffers. || 0:00 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_dween_menu.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[Under Construction]] || '''(APR)''' ('''Apr'''il Fools) || Stinkoman saves April Fool. || 1:47 || 2004 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_underconstruction.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:ween03.png|75px]] || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || '''(JOB)''' (3 Times Halloween Fun'''job''') || Marzipan contacts the dead. || 6:00 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_ween03.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:costumecommentary.png|75px]] || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || '''(FAN)''' ('''Fan''' Costume Commentary) || SB rags on his loyal fans. || 2:28 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_costumes.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:malloween.png|75px]] || [[Malloween Commercial]] || '''(MAL)''' ('''Mal'''loween Commercial) || Marshie goes off the deep end. || 1:40 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_malloween.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:superbowldealie.png|75px]] || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || '''(SUP)''' ('''Sup'''erbowl Dealie) || Football makes a good excuse. || 0:39 || 2003 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_superbowl.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:xmas2002.png|75px]] || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || '''(PAG)''' (A Decemberween '''Pag'''eant) || The gang puts on a weird play. || 4:23 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:pumpkin.PNG|75px]] || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || '''(CRV)''' (Pumpkin '''C'''a'''rv'''e-nival) || Everybody carves pumpkins. || 5:32 || 2002 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2002.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:bestdecemberween.PNG|75px]] || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || '''(XMS)''' ('''X'''-'''m'''a'''s''', abbreviation for Christmas) || Homestar gives gifts. || 4:43 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:stupidturkey.PNG|75px]] || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || '''(TKY)''' (Some Stupid '''T'''ur'''k'''e'''y''') || Strong Bad gives thanks. || 0:39 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_turkey.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:halloween2001.png|75px]] || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || '''(SUK)''' (The House That Gave '''Su'''c'''k'''y Treats) || Trick/Treat. || 4:00 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_halloween2001.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:mothersdaymessage.png|75px]] || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || '''(MOM)''' (As in Mother's Day) || Strong Bad loses a bet. || 1:29 || 2001 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_mother.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:holidaygreeting.png|75px]] || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || '''(OHO)''' ('''O''' '''Ho'''ly Crap) || Strong Bad offends everybody. || 1:38 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_xmas.swf|Preview]]
|-
|[[Image:homestarloween.PNG|75px]] || [[Homestarloween Party]] || '''(HWN)''' ('''H'''omestarlo'''w'''ee'''n''' Party) || Costume Party!!. || 5:04 || 2000 || [[HR:menuswfs/menu_homestarloween.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[New Stuff]] ===
{{merge|New Stuff}}
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot !! Name !! Channel ID !! Description !! Length !! Year !! width=75px | Preview
|-
| [[Image:KOTVOQPCS.PNG|75px]]
| [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]
| '''(KVO)''' ('''K'''OT's '''VO'''QPCS)
| Let the King have some. The first of any!
| 2:54
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_kotpopshow.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:the movies Strong Bad Senor Cardgage.png|75px]]
| [[the movies|The Movies]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Here's what's wrong with everything.
| 3:50
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail167.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|75px]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Teen Girl Squad #12]]
| '''(TGS)''' ('''T'''een '''G'''irl '''S'''quad)
| What time is it? It's Valentimes!
| 4:25
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs12.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:unnatural tea party.png|75px]]
| [[unnatural|Unnatural]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Badia has an unnatural disaster.
| 4:10
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail166.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:Sbemail165.PNG|75px]]
| [[strong badathlon|Strong Badathlon]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad got much game.
| 3:39
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail165.swf|Preview]]
|-
| [[Image:sbe164.png|75px]]
| [[looking old|Looking Old]]
| '''(SBE)''' ('''S'''trong '''B'''ad '''E'''mail)
| Strong Bad is out of touch.
| 4:18
| 2007
| [[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbemail164.swf|Preview]]
|}

=== [[Features]] ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=33% | [[Strong Bad Email]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|Preview]])!! width=33% | [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marzipan's Answering Machine]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_marzanswer.swf|Preview]]) !! width=33% | [[Teen Girl Squad]] ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf|Preview]])
|-
| valign="top" |
*See [[Strong Bad Email#Strong_Bad_Emails|The Strong Bad Email List]]
| valign="top" width="180" |
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
*[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]
*[[death_metal#Easter_Eggs|Issue 10½]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]
|}

== Special Cartoons ==
Other toons not featured on the toon menu.

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! [[Character Videos]] !! Intros !! Early Flash !! Books !! Other
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript|Homestar Runner]]
*[[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Bad]]
*[[The Cheat#Character Video Transcript|The Cheat]]
*[[Strong Mad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Mad]]
*[[Strong Sad#Character Video Transcript|Strong Sad]]
*[[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom]]
*[[Marzipan#Character Video Transcript|Marzipan]]
*[[Coach Z#Character Video Transcript|Coach Z]]
*[[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs]]
*[[The King of Town#Character Video Transcript|The King of Town]]
*[[The Poopsmith#Character Video Transcript|The Poopsmith]]
*[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Intro]]
*[[Intro 2]]
*[[Flag Intro]]
*[[Ween Intro|Halloween Intro]]
*[[King of Town Intro]]
*[[Old Intro]]
*[[Old Intro 2]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Flash]]
*[[Pom Pom, Too]]
*[[Second Flash]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Original Book]]
*[[Where My Hat Is At?]]
*[[Strumstar Hammer]]
| valign="top" |
*[[First Time Here?]]
*[[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
*[[King of Town Email]]
*[[Super NES]]
*[[Happy T!]]
*[[Joy of Painting]]
*[[Missing Lappy]]
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Not On The Site !! [[strongbad_email.exe]] !! [[Everything Else]]
|-
| valign="top" |
*[[If I Ran the Camera]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[These peoples try to fade me]] ''(CD Easter egg)''
*[[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] ''(Removed From Site)''
*[[Store Thank You Messages]] ''(From the Yahoo! [[Store]])''
| valign="top" |
*[[Greeting Cards]]
*[[E-mail Birds]]
*[[Videro Games]]
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]
*[[Some Puppet Stuff]]
*[[Sample of Style]]
*[[Making of Email 100]]
*[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]
*[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]
*[[Day at the Park]]
*[[Some Extras]]
*[[Family Resemblence]]
*[[Real-Live E-Mails]]
*[[Puppets on the Road]]
*[[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
*[[Sample of Style Too]]
*[[Sample of Style Too: Some Outtakes]]
*[[Grumblecakes (video)]]
*[[KaraokeFun]]
| valign="top" |
*[[Where the Crap Are We?]]
*[[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]
*[[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]]
*[[Bubslegum Comics]]
*[[Exaggerations]]
*[[From the Vault]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]]
*[[Your Hair is Messed Up]]
*[[Peasant's Quest Animatic]]
*[[An Open Forum]]
*[[Here's How We Made It]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
*[[Halloween Awards Show]]
*[[Flashforward]]
*[[Flash's 10th Birthday]]
|}

== See Also ==
*[[Toons By Length]]
*[[All Toons]] (Including Emails)
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[[Category: Toons| Toons]][[Category: Lists]]

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Teh C. — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:54:23 GMT

Teh C.: /* Marzipan's Answering Machines */

[[Image:Marzipans_Answering_Machine.png|thumb|The [[PhoneTime XL8]]]]

'''[[Marzipan]]'s Answering Machine''' is probably one of the most overlooked sections on the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]], likely because it has little or no animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the [[Characters|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting prank calls, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s constant misunderstandings, and [[Coach Z]]'s and [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.

== Marzipan's Answering Machines ==
{|
<autocolumn width="150">
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
</autocolumn>
|}

== Other Answering Machine Segments ==
The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.
* [[The King of Town DVD]] (The King of Town's answering machine)
* [[Where's The Cheat?]]
* Email [[personal favorites]]
* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
* Email [[garage sale]]
* [[Missing Lappy]] (Strong Bad's answering machine)

== People Who've Called Marzipan ==
'''[[Strong Bad]]''' (24 times)
* {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody)
* {{mamlink|1.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|2.0|6}} (as Detective Everybody)
* {{mamlink|3.0|6}} (as Marzipan)
* {{mamlink|4.0|6}} (as the King of Town)
* {{mamlink|4.0|1}} (yelling at Strong Mad)
* {{mamlink|5.0|4}} (as Constable Anybody)
* {{mamlink|6.0|5}} (as Dr. Professional)
* {{mamlink|6.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|7.0|1}} (as [[Dan|Safety Dan]])
* {{mamlink|8.0|4}} (as Sweepstakes Ron)
* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|9.2|5}} (as Cableman Jorge)
* {{mamlink|9.2|3}}
* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then cancels the class)
* {{mamlink|10.2|1}} (yelling at Strong Sad)
* {{mamlink|11.2|5}} (as Bob Statesman)
* {{mamlink|11.2|1}}
* {{mamlink|12.2|4}} (as [[Obviously Phony Aliases#Goatface|Goatface]])
* {{mamlink|12.2|2}} (as all of Marzipan's friends)
* {{mamlink|13.2|1}} (as Lorenz Magazine Man)

'''[[Homestar Runner]]''' (20 times)
* {{mamlink|1.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|1.0|3}}
* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|3.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|3.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|7}} (addressing Pom Pom)
* {{mamlink|4.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|5.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|6.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|7.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|8.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|9.2|2}}
* {{mamlink|9.2|1}} (followed by a fake greeting and four fake messages)
* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)
* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)
* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)
* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then finds the class is cancelled)
* {{mamlink|11.2|4}}
* {{mamlink|12.2|1}}
* {{mamlink|13.2|6}}

'''[[The King of Town]]''' (9 times)
* {{mamlink|2.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|2.0|3}}
* {{mamlink|2.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|3}} (as Strong Bad)
* {{mamlink|6.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|9.2|6}}
* {{mamlink|11.2|3}}
* {{mamlink|13.2|5}}
* {{mamlink|13.2|3}} (in The Cheat's remix)

'''Strong Sad''' (7 times)
* {{mamlink|1.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|5.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|7.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|10.2|6}}
* {{mamlink|10.2|1}}

'''Coach Z''' (6 times)
* {{mamlink|1.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|3.0|3}}
* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
* {{mamlink|5.0|3}}
* {{mamlink|8.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|9.2|4}}

'''[[Bubs]]''' (5 times)
* {{mamlink|3.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)
* {{mamlink|7.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|12.2|5}} (as [[The Thnikkaman]])

'''Marzipan''' (2 times)
* {{mamlink|2.0|4}}
* {{mamlink|12.2|3}}

'''[[Pom Pom]]''' (2 times)
* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}
* {{mamlink|9.2|1}}

'''[[Strong Mad]]''' (2 times)
* {{mamlink|3.0|1}}
* {{mamlink|4.0|1}}

'''[[Homsar]]''' (2 times)
* {{mamlink|5.0|5}}
* {{mamlink|7.0|3}}

'''Miscellaneous''' (one time each)
* {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]])
* {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]])
* {{mamlink|8.0|2}} ([[Grape-Nuts Robot]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)
* {{mamlink|11.2|2}} (Łukasz)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2#Easter Eggs|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With An Accent)
* {{mamlink|13.2|4}} ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])
* {{mamlink|13.2|3}} ([[The Cheat]])
* {{mamlink|13.2|2}} ([[The Homestar Runner]])

== Fun Facts ==
*The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
*The loading animation for each MAM is still the old rotating one, even [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|version 13.2]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:answer13.html|Marzipan's Answering Machine]]

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[[Category: Marzipan's Answering Machine|*]]

User:Teh C.

Teh C. — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:53:06 GMT

Teh C.:

Yeah, I'm the Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough! ...Okay, fine. Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.

Get the homestarrunner toolbar here:

http://extentions.netmasa.gwgaming.net/Homestar_Runner%20new.xpi

geddup noise

Teh C. — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:23:32 GMT

Teh C.: DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I don't watch G4 (please get your facts straight before you post)

[[Image:sbemail136.PNG|thumb|"Geddup, geddup"]]
'''Strong Bad Email #136'''

We learn of the latest sensation that's sweeping the nation: [[The Geddup Noise]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Gavin]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}/[[The Teach]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Show]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}, [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' September 26, 2005

'''Running Time:''' 3:38

==Transcript==
''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail. ''{begins reading}''
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: question</div>
What ever happened to the get up noise? I think it 
was cool. 
Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ</blockquote>

''{Reads "marc baroni AZ" as "macaroni from A to Z"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Alphabet macaroni! ''{typing}'' The get up noise? Oh wait, you mean The Geddup Noise. This guy!

''{Strong Bad gets up and sits down three times, making the noise each time}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Ahhh, what fun! But that's not even the real Geddup Noise. That's just his cousin, Chairscoot. ''{clears screen}'' No, the real Geddup noise split quite some time ago. Somewheres right around email 84, Ol' Geddy got all big overseas. And then the phone calls started coming in.

''{Cut to a close-up shot of Strong Bad. He is holding a phone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{into phone}'' Hello? What? Yes, no, yes.

''{Zoom out to show that he's in his computer room. The email from [[kids' book]] is displayed on the screen of the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's for you. ''{tosses phone at stool}''

''{The Geddup Noise is heard. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And before I know it, every-freakin-body’s talkin about the Geddup Noise.

''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Okay, now I got one Bubs-O. Who am I supposed to be? ''{imitates geddup noise to Bubs' chagrin}''

'''BUBS:''' Is that supposed to be the geddup noise?

'''COACH Z:''' Hang on! Hang on! Let me switch my pitch up! Waaay-o! Waaaay-o!

'''BUBS:''' ''{annoyed}'' Way-o way-o? I’ll be in the basement!

''{The concession stand turns dark with only a yellow light shining from the top. Bubs slowly sinks into the basement.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Way-o! Waaaay-o!

''{Cut to the booOOM box, which holds a cassette tape labeled "Normal Bias"}''

'''BOOOOM BOX (STRONG BAD'S RADIO ANNOUNCER VOICE):''' Hang on to your panties, people. ''{fart noise}'' Uh oh, what’s up? ‘Cause we got the Geddup Noise all up in this piece! ''{geddup noise, followed by laughter}'' Oh, man, we got a live one here!

''{Cut to Strong Sad listening to the radio. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, man. The Geddup Noise used to be cool.

''{Cut to the set of The Show with Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' As always, at center square, The Geddup Noise. ''{Pan to a wider shot. Nobody is seen standing next to him.}'' What do you say, Geddy?

'''GEDDUP NOISE:''' ''{makes the geddup noise, followed by applause}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now that is just special. But I’m afraid the correct answer was way-o, way-o ''{"WAY-O WAY-O" appears on screen as Homestar says it}''. But you will receive some fine parting gifts.

''{Cut to a copy of The Show's Stupid Home Edition}''

<pre>FEW PRIZES!
THE SHOW! STUPID HOME EDITION
- choose to recite a list!
- ask questions, demand answers
- mostly play by oneself
boardelectrix
</pre>

'''ANNOUNCER:''' That’s right, Kevin. The Geddup Noise will receive a year’s supply of our home game!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Geddup Pie with his indie-tronic remix.

''{CD of "DJ Teh Cheat - The Geddup Noise" appears; scene switches to Club Technochocolate, where The Cheat is spinning his own record. Bubs and Pom Pom put their weight on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And before long, a bunch of cheap knock-offs started popping up.

''{Cut to the King of Town, seated at a table in his castle}''

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Hello America! It’s the Standing Up Noise! ''{stands up and makes an imitation geddup noise}'' Dooooo-oooo! ''{The King looks over to his right.}''

''{Cut to the Brothers Strongs' basement. Strong Bad is seated in a yellow chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to screen}'' And now, everybody's favourite style, the Git Outcha Seat Sound! ''{Strong Bad gets up from a yellow seat and makes a low-pitched imitation geddup noise.}'' Isn’t that right, the Teach?

''{Strong Mad's left hand appears from behind the sofa. He has a blue sock on his hand with The Cheat-like features drawn on it.}''

'''THE TEACH (STRONG MAD):''' BLUE SOCK! BLUE SOCK!

''{Return to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Heh heh. That was just not, nu-, anything. So after that, Geddy bought a house in the Coches and now he just snowboards all day. He still pops up here and there in the odd, or sometimes ''very'' odd celebrity endorsement.

''{Cut to a shot of [[Hamburger Shampoo]]. The Geddup Noise plays in the background.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Geddup Noise Approved!
<pre>
"Like a backyard BBQ on your hair!"
hamburger
SHAMPOO
</pre>
''{Cut to Strong Sad watching the Hamburger Shampoo commercial. He is wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Frickin’ sell-out!

''{Cut back to the Lappy again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So I suppose that more than adequately answers your question, Shoshoni Macaroni.

''{Pan out to a medium shot. Homestar is kneeling to Strong Bad's right, holding a notepad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{to stool}'' Excuse me sir, could I trouble you for an autograph?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you know that’s not even the original Geddup Noise. It’s his cousin...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I know, Chairscoot. He’s my generation’s Geddup Noise! Uh, could you make it out to ''Lou Dobbs''?

'''STRONG BAD:''' That’s it, I’m outta here. ''{Walks offscreen to stage right, making the geddup noise}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah! There it is! It’s positively dreamy! ''{little hearts float up out of Homestar's head and pop like bubbles}'' Ohhhh! ''{Homestar faints. He knocks the stool which makes the geddup noise one more time.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click "Coches" before the cutaway to Strong Sad to see a postcard from Coches Mountains with [[Monkey D]].
*Click on the stool to see additional footage of The Cheat's ambient mix in Club Technochocolate.
:''{Cut back to The Cheat, Pom Pom and Bubs dancing at Club Technochocolate. Coach Z enters and dances across the room. Then Strong Mad's sock puppet appears up front for a bit and lipsyncs the words "geddup geddup geddup", then disappears and reappears to the left where it lipsyncs again, and then goes back up front, where it lipsyncs one more time and then "dances" to the music. Then it fades to black and the Geddup Noise is heard.}''
*Click on the notepad and it'll bring up autograph #1:
<pre>My Pal
Lou Dobbs,
Stay real!
Chairscoot
</pre>

Click on it again and it'll bring up autograph #2:
<pre>Lou Dobbs,
you've been
working out?
- Brent Musburger
</pre>

==Fun Facts==
{{checkstuffpage}}

===Trivia===
* Not counting [[anything]], where Strong Bad didn't appear, this is the first SBEmail to have a character other than Strong Bad appearing first.
*"The Teach" is an anagram of "[[The Cheat]]".

===Remarks===
* Clicking on [[Gavin]] at the beginning of the email still makes the [[Lappy 486]] respond with the white circle wave, as if you were clicking directly on the screen.
* Marc's question is odd because the Geddup Noise appeared in the previous SBEmail [[lady...ing]]. This could be because his email was sent before lady...ing.
**However, the Geddup Noise last appeared 31 e-mails before lady...ing, in [[theme park]].
*A get up noise like that is not even possible on carpet. Strong Bad's stool makes a noise as if it were scraping against tile or hardwood floor.
*The sign on [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] reads "Bubso's Concession Stand", since Coach Z called him Bubso.
*The email [[kids' book]] is on the [[Compy 386]] when the Geddup Noise gets his phone call. Kids' book is the 84th email Strong Bad mentioned.
*Strong Bad says the "get up noise" is correctly the "geddup noise", even though at the end of [[the bet]] he calls it the "get up noise".
*It is unlikely for Strong Bad to know what email the Geddup noise got his phone call, because he lost count of emails at [[website|#51]] until he was notified in [[flashback]].

===Goofs===
*When the close-up of the Disconnected Phone is shown, there is no cord extruding from it. The cord is only visible when Strong Bad throws the phone on the floor.

===Inside References===
*[[The am morning "CRUDE" crew]] was first heard in [[radio]].
*Strong Bad uses a [[Disconnected Telephone]].
*Boardelectrix also made Jurvy-Skat in [[Family Resemblence]].
*The Show's announcer calls Homestar "Kevin", short for "Kevin DuBrow", the name he would have been known by had he lost Strong Bad's wager in [[the bet]].
*The club name, Technochocolate, comes from [[monument]].
*Coach Z's dance in the easter egg is the "I'm Just Me" dance from [[record book]].
*The synthesizer used for the Cheat's song in this email sounds the same as the one used for the [[Stinkoman 20X6]] soundtrack.
*The second shirt Strong Sad is wearing when he says "frickin' sell-out" is a reference to Homestar's costume in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*This is proof that Bubs' Conncesion Stand ''does'' have a basement.

===Real-World References===
*Strong Sad's "This Is Not A The Geddup Noise T-Shirt" refers to [[Wikipedia:Fugazi_(band)|Fugazi]]'s "This Is Not A Fugazi T-Shirt" t-shirts.
*Strong Sad's "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks" shirt is akin to the shirt worn by the late [[Wikipedia:Nirvana_%28band%29|Nirvana]] lead singer [[Wikipedia:Kurt_cobain|Kurt Cobain]] on the cover of [[Wikipedia:Rolling_Stone|Rolling Stone]], which read "Corporate Magazines Still Suck", which was also referenced in [[Homestarloween Party]]. Also a reference to SST Records' slogan "Corporate Rock Still Sucks".
*Lou Dobbs is the anchor and managing editor of CNN's [http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/lou.dobbs.tonight/ Lou Dobbs Tonight].
*[http://www.nndb.com/people/089/000024017/ Brent Musburger] is a sports announcer for ABC.
*Homestar referring to the center square is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]].
*The Cheat's "indietronic remix" is a reference to such bands as The Russian Futurists, [[Wikipedia:The_Postal_Service|The Postal Service]], and [[Wikipedia:Styrofoam_%28artist%29|Styrofoam]].
*The "geddup noise" cheap knock-offs is a reference to an old skit done on G4 TV's Attack of the Show where people did cheap knock-offs of Kevin Rose's "HOMEROWED!" (This involved Kevin hitting people over the side of the head with a keyboard). This episode was called "Return of the Homerowed."

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail136.html|Watch "geddup noise"]]
*[[HR:sbemail136.swf|View the Flash file for "geddup noise"]]
*[[Forum:5113|Forum thread re: "geddup noise"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

Yahoo Store

Teh C. — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 20:51:24 GMT

Teh C.: /* The Cheat Talking Plush Doll (currently not available) */

[[Image:newhrstore.png|thumb|right|220px|Homestore Runner!]]
The '''Store''' is where you can buy Homestar Merchandise. [[The Brothers Chaps]] say that this is the reason H*R can remain free of all advertising.

'''Page Title:''' All Types of Crazy Crap
== Front Page ==
===August 22, 2005===
'''NEW TROGDOR BEANIE CAP!'''

The new TROGDOR beanie (pictured thrice above) is black with a color image of the Burninator himself embroidered on the "fold up" part of the cap. Now for the special introductory price of just '''$8.99!''' All our beanie caps are on sale in celebration of the newest member of our beanie cap family. '''[[HRStore:beaniecaps.html|Click Here to order.]]'''

'''DON'T FORGET OUR NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!! '''

This New DVD contains Emails 101 through 130. '''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!

===August 08, 2005===
'''EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK* SALE!!!'''

Click on the links below to go to all our fabulous sale items.

All '''[[HRStore:messengerbags.html|Messenger Bags]]''' are now just '''$23.99'''!

The '''[[HRStore:stbadsicd.html|Strong Bad Sings CD]]''' is only '''$8.99'''!

All '''[[HRStore:patches.html|Patches]]''', '''[[HRStore:beaniecaps.html|Beanie Caps]]''' and '''[[HRStore:posters.html|Posters]]''' are just '''$8.99''' each!

All Packs of '''[[HRStore:staticclings.html|Static Clings]]''' and '''[[HRStore:bumperstickers.html|Bumper Stickers]]''' are only '''$7.99''' each!

'''[[HRStore:horufi.html|Collectible Figurine Sets]]''' up to '''50% off!'''

<nowiki>*</nowiki>The kitchen sink = all apparel items, baseball caps and DVDs

'''DON'T FORGET OUR NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!!'''

This New DVD contains Emails 101 through 130. '''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!

===July 25, 2005===
'''HERE ARE SOME RANDOM QUOTES ABOUT THE NEW STRONG BAD EMAILS DVD!!!'''

"It's so good I want to keep it"
 -- "Little Girl"

"Meh"
 -- The Cheat

"..."
 -- The Poopsmith

'''[[HRStore:stbademdvd.html|Click here]]''' to order Strong Bad Emails Disc 4 NOW!!

'''DON'T FORGET ALL OF OUR NEW T-SHIRT DESIGNS'''

We've got Homestar Lite, H Star R, Strong Bad Head and StinkoMan 20X6. These are shirts you won't want to miss. '''[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Click here]]''' to order one or more.

===July 11, 2005===
'''REDESIGNED HOMESTAR RUNNER SHIRTS!!'''

[[HRStore:tshirts1.html|Check out]] our updated Homestar Runner shirts which we like to call "Homestar Lite" and "H Star R." These replace the White Homestar Classic shirt and the navy Homestar Running shirt. We think you'll like these redesigned shirts better.

===June 24, 2005===
'''STRONG BAD'S FAMOUS MASK!'''

We now offer an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! [[HRStore:strongbadface.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

And don't forget - we're still featuring the new 20X6 Stinko Man Tee Shirt, inspired by the ever-enlarging Stinko Man game! [[HRStore:noname.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

'''LAST CHANCE!!'''

This is your last chance to purchase our White Homestar Classic and Navy Homestar Running shirts. We're discontinuing these shirts to make room for Brand New Homestar Styles! Less than one week left to buy Homestar Classic or Homestar Running. Don't miss 'em so [[HRStore:tshirts1.html|'''Click here''' to order!]]
===May 23, 2005-June 6, 2005===
'''STRONG BAD'S HANDSOME MUG!'''

Here is an inspiring close-up of Strong Bad's head, on a white, 100% cotton tee shirt with cool black "ringers" around the neck and arms. Get yours now for cool summer wear! [[HRStore:strongbadface.html|Click here]] to order!!

Coming soon - a girly shirt with black raglan cap sleeves, for all the lovely ladies who adore Strong Bad!!

'''INSPIRED BY THE STINKO MAN GAME!'''

Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now, and wear it while you play new levels!! [[HRStore:noname.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

'''MAY MADNESS HOODIE SALE!'''

Every Character...Every Size...At a Great Price! Only $25 for Small through Extra Large, $27 for XXL, $29 for XXXL. Buy one today and save it for next winter. [[HRStore:hoodieshoodies.html|'''Click here''']] to take advantage of these fantastic bargains.

'''EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY!'''

This is the poster you've been waiting for. All of your favorite characters are here from A, Arrow'd guy to Y, Yello Dello and everyone in between. This beautiful, full-color poster is truly a work of art and suitable for framing. [[HRStore:posters.html|'''Click here''' to order!!]]

'''SCALDING LAKE T-SHIRTS'''

You'll look rather dashing in a fabulous Scalding Lake t-shirt. [[HRStore:scaldinglake.html|'''Click here''' to order]] the finest apparel Peasantry has to offer!

== Products ==
===Clothing===
====T-Shirts====
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description !! Sizes
|-
|[[Image:stinkoman-full.gif]] || [[Image:stinkoman-close.gif]] || [[Stinkoman 20X6|20X6 Stinko Man]] || '''20X6 Stinko Man Shirt!!!''' Inspired by the 20X6 Stinko Man game, this cool red shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and bears four images of the "20X6 Stinko Man" on the front and the "20X6" logo on one sleeve. Get yours now, and wear it while you play new levels! ||
Baby Doll Medium ($19.00) 
Youth Large ($15.00) 
Small ($15.00) 
Medium ($15.00) 
Large ($15.00) 
Extra Large ($15.00) 
Double Extra Large ($16.00) 
Triple Extra Large ($17.00)
|-
|[[Image:stinkoman-blue-full.gif]] || [[Image:stinkoman-blue-close.gif]] || Stinkoman Blue Ringer Shirt || '''Double Deuce!!!''' If you’re up for a challenge or maybe some light fighting, then you need this shirt featuring Stinko Man in his famous “double deuce” pose. This Bayside brand shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton and has a blue collar and cuffs to match Stinko Man’s blue hair. Width and Length dimensions of each size are shown below. The back of this shirt is blank.
|-
|[[Image:scalding-lake-full.gif]] || [[Image:scalding-lake-close.gif]] || [[Scalding Lake]] || '''Where's My Cottage?''' You’ll be wondering where’s YOUR cottage when you wear this stylish Scalding Lake t-shirt. Sizes Youth Large through Adult XXXL are sand colored shirts made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
|-
|[[Image:sb-head.png]] || [[Image:sb-head-detail.png]] || [[Strong Bad]] Head || Here's Strong Bad's handsome face on a white 100% cotton Tee Shirt with Black "Ringers" around the neck and sleeves.
|-
|[[Image:marzipan-full.gif]] || [[Image:marzipan-close.gif]] || [[Marzipan]] || '''Marzipan T-shirt''' This red shirt featuring Marzipan is available in baby doll sizes Medium, Large and Extra Large. Also available in regular t-shirt sizes Adult Small and Medium. Red shirts made of 100% preshrunk cotton. The back of this shirt is blank.
|-
|[[Image:trogdor-black-full.gif]] || [[Image:trogdor-black-close.gif]] || [[Trogdor]] Black || '''Trogdor Burninates the Countryside!!''' This shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty. Available in a variety of Youth Sizes, Adult Sizes and Baby Doll Sizes. Click on the icons below for the size category that fits you best!
|-
|[[Image:trogdor-lite-full.gif]] || [[Image:trogdor-lite-close.gif]] || Trogdor Lite || '''Trogdor Lite''' This white shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton and features Trogdor the Burninator in all his majesty.
|-
|[[Image:duck-full.gif]] || [[Image:duck-close.gif]] || Duck Shirt || '''Duck Shirt''' Some folk will say you are a terrific athlete when you wear your very own Duck Shirt just like the one the Homestar Runner wears in Strong Bad email 100! This 100% preshrunk cotton shirt comes in lemon yellow for regular sizes and pastel lemon for the baby doll size. Blank on back.
|-
|[[Image:strong-bad-full.gif]] || [[Image:strong-bad-close.gif]] || [[Strong Bad]] || '''The Supreme Ruler of Strong Badia!''' This is a 100% preshrunk charcoal colored shirt with a full body image of Strong Bad. The back of this shirt features the web address www.homestarrunner.com
|-
|[[Image:strong-bad-zone-full.gif]] || [[Image:strong-bad-zone-close.gif]] || [[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]] || '''Your Head A Splode!''' This fabulous shirt has a vivid red 3-D type image of Strong Bad's face on a black, 100% cotton pre-shrunk tee shirt. The caption on the front proclaims "Your Head A Splode". The back displays the name of the shirt - Strong Bad Zone.
|-
|[[Image:the-cheat-full.gif]] || [[Image:the-cheat-close.gif]] || [[The Cheat]] T-shirt || '''Everyone's Favorite Little Yellow Guy!''' The front of this quality 100% cotton preshrunk T-shirt features The Cheat in all his glory and the website address is printed on the back.
|-
|[[Image:hstarrfull.jpg]] || [[Image:HStarRcloseup.jpg]] || [[Homestar Runner|HStarR]] ||
|-
|[[Image:cheat-commandos-full.gif]] || [[Image:cheat-commandos-close.gif]] || [[Cheat Commandos]] || '''Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!''' Reynold, Fightgar, Gunhaver, Firebert and Silent Rip - all on a cool navy blue 100% cotton preshrunk tee shirt. The Cheat Commandos slogan "Rock, Rock On!! is printed on the back of the shirt!
|-
|[[Image:tgs-full.gif]] || ''Not available'' || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || '''Check out the Fashions of Teen Girl Squad''' They're all here...Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face and The Ugly One. Choose from two different girly shirt styles: spaghetti strap or baby doll with black cap sleeves. Also available in regular t-shirts and 3/4 length sleeve shirts for the guys.
|-
|[[Image:homestarlitefull.jpg]] || [[Image:homestarliteclose.jpg]] || Homestar Lite || '''Homestar Lite'''
Here's a brand new Homestar style - Homestar prancing on a white shirt with a pale blue star background. Regular cut t-shirts are 100% cotton in sizes Youth Large through Adult Triple Extra Large. The baby doll style for the ladies is Medium/One Size which fits sizes 0-8. The back of this shirt is blank.
|-
|[[Image:star-full.gif]] || [[Image:star-close.gif]] || Star Shirt || '''Wear a Star!!!'''
This is a Big Red Shirt with a Big White Star!! The web address is printed on the back.
|-
|[[Image:homsar-shirt.png]] || ''Not available'' || [[Homsar]] - Raised by Coffee || We are putting the Homsar - Raised by Cup of Coffee shirt on hiatus. It will be available again later on this year.
|-
|[[Image:coachz-shirt.png]] || [[Image:coachz-shirt-detail.png]] || [[Coach Z]] ''Discontinued'' || This is a "limited time only" shirt and the only available size is Triple Extra Large. The back of this shirt is blank. Printed on a heavyweight 50/50 blend t-shirt of Kelly Green. For t-shirt dimensions, please see the "Sizing Information" section of our store.
|-
|[[Image:limozeen-shirt.gif]] || ''Not available'' || [[Limozeen]] ''Discontinued'' || Proclaim your allegiance to METAL! Now you can own a shirt featuring Strong Bad’s favorite metal band – Limozeen!! These recently discovered unsold concert tees are from their triumphant 2001 "Zeenin’ Across the Country" tour. This groundbreaking odyssey of rock included stops in Pantsburg, Loughleyton, Dempsey, and Broiter Grove, among other landmark concert sites, all listed on the back of this collectors item! (babydoll sizes don't have the list of concert sites on the back) Don’t wait – get yours today!!
|}

====Polo Shirts====
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description
|-
|[[Image:trogdorpolofull.gif]] || [[Image:trogdorpolocloseup.gif]] || Trogdor Polo Shirt || '''Trogdor Polo Shirt''' The Trogdor polo is fast becoming the shirt of choice for cube dwellers on Business Casual Fridays! (or as Strong Bad calls it "Biz Cas Fri")
|}

====Hooded Sweatshirts====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Shirt !! Close-up !! Name !! Description
|-
|[[Image:trogdorhoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:trogdorhoodiecloseup.gif]] || Trogdor Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Burninate the Countryside'''
|-
|[[Image:homestarhoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:homestarhoodiecloseup.gif]] || Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Homestar Runner Hooded Sweatshirt''' Homestar Runner running across your chest on a navy blue hooded sweatshirt...what could be better?
|-
|[[Image:strongbadhoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:strongbadhoodiecloseup.gif]] || Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt || '''Strong Bad Hooded Sweatshirt!'''
This is a black hooded sweatshirt with a full-color image of Strong Bad in his famous "check me out" pose.
|-
|[[Image:thecheathoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:thecheathoodiecloseup.gif]] || The Cheat Hoodie || '''The Cheat Hooded Sweatshirt'''
The little yellow man on a black hooded sweatshirt!
|-
|[[Image:tgshoodiefull.gif]] || [[Image:tgshoodiecloseup.gif]] || Teen Girl Squad Hoodie! || '''Teen Girl Squad Hoodie!!''' This hooded sweatshirt comes in fashionable black to get you through the winter months in style. It features a white image of the entire Teen Girl Squad. Available in sizes Adult Medium through Adult XXXL. (Sorry, size Small is sold out).
|}

====Currently not available====
*[[Limozeen]]
*Strong Bad's Mask
*[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]
*[[Marshie]]
*[[Strong Sad]]
*[[Pom Pom]]
*[[Coach Z]]'s Z
*[[Bubs]]
*[[Homsar]] — Raised by Cup of Coffee
*Homestar Classic
*Homestar Running

===Accessories===
====Baseball Caps====
[[Image:baseballcaps.gif]] 
'''Take 'Em Out to the Ball Park!''' Our baseball caps are high-quality Yupoong brand hats with six panels and a rounded athletic shape. No crappy adjustable plastic snaps here, our hats feature a "FlexFit" inner sweatband. (Sorry ladies, there is no hole in the back of these hats for pulling pony-tails through).

====Beanie Caps====
[[Image:trogdor-beanie.jpg]] 
'''Stylish Beanie Caps!!''' These are Head-To-Toe brand knit caps with embroidery on the "fold up" part of the hat. Choose black with Strong Bad's mask, navy featuring Homestar's grinning face or black with the burninator himself, TROGDOR!

====Messenger Bags====
[[Image:messengerbags.gif]] 
'''Stow All Your Stuff In These Great Messenger Bags!!'''
Our messenger bags are made of durable polyester. Featuring a roomy main compartment and a smaller half pocket plus, a secret zippered compartment. Adjustable 2-inch shoulder strap and one front adjustable clasp closure. Navy Blue with Homestar, Gray with The Cheat or Strong Bad and Black with Trogdor.

===Toys===
====Collectible Figurines====
[[Image:figuresets.gif]] 
(1st set out on July 15, 2003; 2nd set out as of June 7, 2004.)
*'''Set One:''' [[Strong Sad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], and [[Coach Z]].
**The box for Set One includes a black and white Strong Bad and Homestar, with the words "homestar runner figurines" at the top in curved letters. The top, left corner features the "[[Cheap as Free]]" logo, and the right corner features the words "Fairly Collectible!"
*'''Set Two:''' [[The King of Town]], Homestar Running, Buckethand Strong Bad (from the Strong Bad Email [[new hands]]), [[The Poopsmith]], and [[Homsar]].

====The Cheat Talking Plush Doll (currently not available)====
[[Image:The Cheat doll.jpg|150px|Give it a good kick in The Cheat!]] 
'''Kick The Cheat Plush Doll''' — A plush doll of The Cheat; when struck or kicked, The Cheat will make The Cheat noises. The Cheat Doll will be back later this month. (Click "Play Demo" to play [[Kick The Cheat]].)

===CD/DVDs===
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|-
|[[Image:dvddisc4.jpg]] || [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Strong Bad Emails — Disc 4]] || '''Strong Bad Emails Disc 4!!'''
This DVD includes Strong Bad Emails 101-130. Remember "Crying" featuring Li'l Brudder, "Virus" marking the tragic demise of the Compy, "Best Thing" introducing the Limozeen cartoon show? They're all on this DVD plus many, many more of your favorite Strong Bad Emails!

'''Disc 4 includes:'''
* Strong Bad Emails 101 - 130!
* Over 2 hours of Emails with all of the hidden scenes and easter eggs intact!
* One previously unreleased Email plus two new karaoke videos!
* Lots of puppet action, commentaries and other bonus stuff!
* Region FREE so it'll play in DVD players all over the world!
* Disc 4 is sold individually and will not be part of a future boxed set
|-
|[[Image:dvd3discset.gif]] || [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Emails — 3 Disc DVD Set]] || '''Strong Bad Emails 3 Disc Boxed Set includes:'''
* Emails 1-100 with all of the hidden pop-ups and easter eggs
* 3 previously unreleased emails and 4 Karaoke videos
* Commentaries by the creators
* Lots of puppet stuff and behind the scenes footage
* Region Free
|-
|[[Image:Strong Bad Sings CD.png]] || [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits|Strong Bad Sings CD]] || '''Strong Bad CD'''
The CD features extended versions of your favorite Strong Bad hits such as “TROGDOR,” “The System is Down” and “The Cheat is Not Dead” plus many, many more. Also includes songs by Limozeen, Coach Z, Marzipan and other characters. Total of 20 tracks in all.

Each CD cover is adorned with Strong Bad’s own original artwork and a free Limozeen sticker is included with the liner notes.

Produced by the brothers chaps and Y-O-U
|}

===2-Dimensional Stuff===
====Posters====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Poster !! Name !! Description
|-
|[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|200px]] || [[Everybody Everybody Poster]] ||
Our "everybody! everybody!" poster depicts all of your favorite characters crammed into the borders of Strong Badia.
|-
|[[Image:hrposter1.jpg|200px]] || [[Homestar and Strong Bad Poster|Homestar Poster]] ||
The Homestar and Strong Bad poster depicts everyone's two favorite characters against the colorful background of Free Country USA.
|}

====Patches====
[[Image:patches.jpg]] 
'''New Embroidered Patches''' There are five colorful 3" sew-on Patches in a set featuring...Colonel Homestar Runner of the [[Homestarmy]], [[Dangeresque]] and his cool, cool glasses, the official seal of The Cheat, Homsar's genuine "Raised by Coffee" logo, and the membership patch for the Trogdor Hi-Score club.

====Static Clings====
[[Image:staticclings.jpg]] 
'''Get All the Static Cling Stickers''' This here is a variety Pack of Static Cling Stickers featuring one each of...Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat and Trogdor!! These durable images, designed to be displayed on the inside of windows, are printed on clear vinyl and are easily removable.

====Bumper Stickers====
[[Image:bumperstickers.gif]] 
'''Bumper Stickers''' Now you can have a Variety Pack of Bumper Stickers featuring one (1) each of Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Trogdor the Burninator and the Teen Girl Squad!!

===To Be Released===
*[[HRStore:homestarcircle.html|Homestar Circle]]
*[[HRStore:litandstbads.html|Limozeen T-Shirt and Strong Bad Sings CD Combo]]

===Freebies===
With a certain amount of money paid for your order, you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise.
*Orders less than $25.00—Mini-Freebie
**A free double-sided drink coaster. (Homestar on one side in red, Strong Bad on other in blue.)

*Orders $25.00–$49.99—Big Freebie
**A sturdy key ring with a colorful vinyl adornment displaying one of several memorable images.
***There are two varieties:
::[[Strongbadia]] [[Stop Sign]] [[Image:sb keychain front.jpg|60px]] [[Image:sb keychain back.jpg|60px]]
::[[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Star Logo [[Image:hsrkeychainfront.jpg|60px]] [[Image:hsrkeychainback.jpg|60px]]

*Orders $50.00–$74.99—Jumbo Freebie
**Free Strong Bad sew-on patch.

*Orders $75.00–$99.99—Ultimate Freebie
**Free set of Series 1 Figurines.

*Orders $100.00 or more—Ultimate Jumbo Freebie
**Both the Series 1 and Series 2 Figurines.

== Other Places To Buy ==

===Local Business Area Stores===
According to [[HRStore:reop.html|this page]], independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise (The Brothers Chaps say that they must never have a sale on the products or have the prices lower than TBC have them marked, to keep sales good). Find them with the [[HRStore:storelocator.html|store locator]].

===Froogle Search===
If you search for [http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=Homestar+Runner Homestar Runner] at [http://froogle.google.com Froogle], you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.

===Magazines===
Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen [http://previews.diamondcomics.com here]), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

===DragonCon===
[[Image:Comic Con.jpg|thumb|Some seriously nerdy stuff]]
According to [[HRStore:hoatcoco.html|this page]], merchandise will be available for sale at booth #101 in the Exhibitor's Hall for all 4 days of [http://www.dragoncon.org/ DragonCon] in Atlanta, Georgia. The Homestar Runner booth will be staffed by [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]], [[Don_and_Harriet_Chapman|the Family Chaps]], and other members of the Homestar crew. Expect puppet appearances and never-before-seen toons. Future events similiar to those listed on the page will surely follow.

 

== Easter Eggs ==
*If you click the 'D' on the sign on top of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] on the bottom of the page Homestar Runner will run up, do the dance he did in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]], and leave.

*The time of day at Bubs' changes according to your computer's clock.

*After you buy something, you are taken to [https://secure.homestarrunner.com/heythanks.html a thank you page]. During the day, or any time before midnight, one of three scenes is seen. It is currently unknown what causes the different videos to appear, but it has been speculated that it is based on the number of times the thank you page has been accessed, the time on your clock, or it could be random. The scenes will be darkened in the evening, but otherwise unchanged.
** The first "day" scene shows [[Bubs]] at his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concession Stand]].
**: '''BUBS:''' Hey, thanks for buying my junk! Oh! ''{places a sign on the stand that says "THANK YOUS $5"}'' That'll be five dollars!
** The second shows [[Strong Bad]] in a room filled with money, holding a glass of wine.
**: '''STRONG BAD:''' Thank you for all your money, er, business. All your business... that you gave us. ''{holds up a cigar}'' The Cheat? Another extremely expensive light, please. ''{[[The Cheat]] comes in from the side of the screen, with a lit pile of money, and lights the cigar with it.}''
** The third shows [[Homestar Runner]] in [[The Field]].
**: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahem! ''{singing}'' I want to thank you for your purchase, toniiiiight, todaaaay! A-thank you!
**: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{walking on with [[Carol]]}'' Okay Homestar, I'm ready to record the thank you song.
**: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ah, too late, go away.
**: '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{upset}'' All right, broken up.
**At night (after midnight and before 5 AM), it always shows [[Homestar's House]], unlit. Homestar walks in in pajamas, with his cinnamon beard.
**:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{yawn}'' Oh, hi there. We appreciate you buying stuff from us and everything, but um, ''{yawn}'' you should really get to bed.
**If you go to the link without buying anything, it shows the Mozilla "missing plugin" icon that says "After installing the plugin, click here." Strong Bad arrives.
**: '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, thought you could sneak in the back door, eh? Why don't you buy something?
**It will load the store front page after the scene is over. To see the different scenes, set your system clock between midnight and 5AM (or if already set there, between 5AM and midnight) then click on your back button. This can be done multiple times, just keep changing the clock and going back. (Note: the same scene will always play when your clock is set between midnight and 5AM as stated above)

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*From left to right, the T-shirts play the notes A, B, C-sharp, D-sharp, G-sharp, A-sharp, C, C-sharp, D-sharp, E, and F-sharp. You play songs by moving your mouse over shirts.
*While loading the musical shirt selection, a message flashes, reading "loading shirtfun".
*While loading a "Thank-you" message, a loading screen appears reading "load 'er up".

===Inside References===
*The Store Locator on the new store features The United States and Canada in white underwear, a reference to [[weird dream]].

===Real-World References===
*"Wide-Mart and Lackluster Video and Music," mentioned in [[HRStore:reop.html|Retail Opportunities]], are [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] and [[Wikipedia:Blockbuster Video|Blockbuster Video]] takeoffs.
*Under the "T-Shirts!!" section, it reads "Grab an ice cold "H STAR R" or a great tasting "HOMESTAR LITE" A new twist on some old favorites! (They're even better than Coke with lime!)". [[Wikipedia:Coca-Cola with Lime|Coke with lime]] is a new flavor of Coca-Cola with the catchphrase "a little twist on a great thing".

== External Links ==
*[[HRStore:|Visit the store]]
*[[HR:storeflash/bubsfooter.swf|View the footer at the bottom of the store]]
*[[HR:storeflash/bubspromo.swf|View the promotional message about more "junk"]]
*[[HR:storeflash/sbpromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other crap"]]
*[[HR:storeflash/cheatpromo.swf|View The Cheat's promotional message]]
*[[HR:storeflash/hspromo.swf|View the promotional message about "this other stuff that you like"]]
*[[HR:storeflash/tshirts.swf|View the musical T-shirt selection]]
[[Category:Special Pages]]
{{start box}}
{{Succession box | before = [[Flash Store]] | title = Store Navigation | years = May 23, 2005-Present | after = N/A}}
{{end box}}

gimmicks

Teh C. — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:49:36 GMT

Teh C.: /* Goofs */

[[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb| Spontaneous explosion! ]]

'''Strong Bad Email #33'''

Mike W. misses the days that Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. Then Strong Bad's computer explodes.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' June 24, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:15

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...

<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you remember when you would answer emails and 
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss 
those days. 
 
With a lot of crap, 
 
Mike W 
Everett, MA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad prounounces MA as "ma."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Yep. I remember those days, Mike. Those were good days... ''{sniffs}'' good days. ''{The email shrinks to the center of the screen with a powering-down noise.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Mutters}'' What the...crap? ''{The monitor sparks sharply}'' Whoa! Whgjht?

''{silence}''

''{The computer spontaneously explodes in Strong Bad's face covering his head in soot and ash. He flies across the room screaming, and breaks through the wall into Strong Sad's room. He groans and opens his eyes and sees Strong Sad standing above him upside down.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, jeez! Are you okay?

''{Strong Bad stands up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What, yeah, no, I'm fine! ''{brushes burnt wrestling mask parts backwards}'' Nothing happened; I'm fine!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did your terrible computer explode?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, shut up! Look, I'm gonna need to borrow like nine hundred dollars.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well I hope that's for a new computer. You could get one like yours at a garage sale for like... fifteen dollars.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I SAID SHUT UP!!! ''{sulkily}'' I ''liked'' that computer.

''{Strong Bad walks through the wall back to his room.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ...I hope some of that money's for buying me a new poster. You don't seem too broken up about that.

''{Cut to what's left of the Tandy 400. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end of the email, you can click on the contrast buttons to make the broken monitor spark and flash. Pressing the left contrast button causes the broken bulb-like component in the center to flash bright white. Pressing the right contrast button causes the green wire to jump and spark.

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*This, obviously, is the beginning of the end of the Tandy 400.
*When you pause during the explosion, you can see that the "explosion" is just glass shards overlapped on the screen.
*When Strong Bad is talking to Strong Sad, his mouth seems unusually small.
*The spinning fan inside the exploded Tandy at the end doesn't seem to be attached to anything else, and is just floating in midair.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Tandy 400 Exploding.png|thumb| Misplaced head and glass shards. ]]
*When you click the left contrast button at the end of the email, the rainbow star logo briefly disappears, along with the word "Contrast."
*When the Tandy explodes, Strong Bad's reflection is incorrect. It is located at the top of the computer screen, at the same angle the computer is.
*When Strong Bad is flying through the air and crashes into the wall, where Strong Sad's room's wall meets the floor, the bottom-left corner of it protrudes more than it should.
*As Strong Bad is flying, the last thing you see in the background is a door. When he is in Strong Sad's room, the last thing before the wall is now a window.
*Oddly when strongbad's computer "turns off" the screen will still be green if you have it at high contrast. So the Tandy will still look like it is on.

===Real-World References===
*The opening song is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia:Super Freak|"Super Freak"]] by [[Wikipedia:Rick James|Rick James]].
*As Strong Bad flies across the room, he passes the same door and window several times. Repeating backgrounds are common in cheap cartoons made for TV like those produced by [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network Studios|Hanna-Barbera]].
*The poster on the wall in [[Strong Sad's Room]] is a picture of [[Wikipedia:Dream (DC Comics)|Morpheus]] from [[Wikipedia:Neil Gaiman|Neil Gaiman's]] "[[Wikipedia:The Sandman (DC Comics Modern Age)|Sandman]]" series.

===Fast Forward===
*This is the first instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]].
*This email would later appear in [[personal favorites]].
*The gear and fan would appear inside the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] in [[virus]].

== DVD Version ==
*Instead of clicking on the contrast buttons to make pieces of the computer short-circuit/explode, the malfunctions happen without user interaction.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail33.html|watch "gimmicks"]]
*[[HR:sbemail33.swf|view the Flash file for "gimmicks"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]

autobiography

Teh C. — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:41:55 GMT

Teh C.: /* Glitches */

[[Image:sbemail67.PNG|thumb|"...Milk and cookies shot out my nose!"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #67'''

Dan from PA asks Strong Bad if he will write a autobiography on his life.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]] (Easter egg), [[Coach Z]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Race Track]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' March 24, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:43

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat ''{a logo appears of The Cheat, captioned "The Cheat since 1983"}'' and the support of Viewers Like You. ''{"Viewers Like You" appears}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad! 
Have you ever considered writing a 
biography on your life? I think it 
would be a very cool idea since 
everyone likes you anyway. I mean, 
no one wants to read about a boring 
person, like Strong Sad, or anything 
like that. 
 
Dan, PA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad temporarily stops and says "That's true!" after reading "everyone likes you anyway," and reads "Dan, PA" as "Dan from Pennsylvania"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... lemme check something... ''{runs spellchecka.exe, it says "0 spelling errors found!"}'' No way! ''{typing}'' No misspellings, a good idea, made fun of Strong Sad ... don't get me wrong, Dan, I mean, I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email! ''{while saying this, he types "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus = SOLID!!"}'' I'm gonna print this thing out and save it for posterity. Maybe a little prosperity. ''{He runs print_of_it.exe and the email prints out via the paper. He tears it off and starts typing.}'' Well, Dan, you big, dumb moron. I've actually already begun work on my memoirs. It's a new books-on-tape series called "Words I Probably Said" by Strong Bad. ''{stops typing}'' Let's take a listen.

''{Cut to the booOOMbox, Strong Bad plays the tape that's in there}''

'''STRONG BAD ON TAPE:''' —and Reg had the ball at the top of the key, and I was all like, "I'm open! I'm open!" But somebody musta slipped him some drugs or something before the game because he didn't see me and he passed it to the Deke instead and the Deke SLAM-DUNKED IT! Oh, it was my greatest moment on the court! I was trying to high-five everyone in sight but there was a lot of commotion and excitement and...the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a—

''{Strong Bad hits fast-forward)''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop! We'll skip on ahead here.

''{Strong Bad lets go of the fast forward button, and the tape continues}''

'''STRONG BAD ON TAPE:''' —and she was a very, ''very'' special lady. And she loved me ''so much'' and had skinny blonde hair and was always hanging out at the beach, gazing at a photo of me... Too bad when she had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on. I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That was a true part! Let's skip ahead again.

''{Strong Bad hits fast-forward again for a minute, then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD ON TAPE:''' —but the Cheat couldn't stop laughing and I didn't know what the big deal was until I saw the piece of paper...I just about lost it! ''{a piece of notebook paper is shown which is a poor attempt at a counterfeit $1,000 bill}'' Milk and cookies shot out of my nose! Oh! It was a great idea. And it just might work!

''{Strong Bad cuts in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And it ''did'' work! All right, that's enough. You heard enough... of my secrets.

''{Strong Bad seats himself back in front of the Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, you get the picture. I mean it's gonna be great. People will listen to it when they go on roadtrips. Maybe play it on their Walkman when they go jogging in the park. I mean, I bet it'll make people wanna run faster because of how good it is. That thing could double as one of those weightloss tapes. ''{stops typing}'' Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Preeeeeeeeowwwww... Come on. Preeeeeeowwwwweeee. What's the d—?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Musta been a paper jam.

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see Strong Bad's tapes come up, you can click on them to show the tapes inside. You can then click again to see the back of the box, mostly showing what Ike had to say.
<pre>Here's what they're
probably saying about
"Words I Probably Said"

"Hootie Hoo!"
-Ike Turner

"Hootie Hoo!"
-Ike Turner

"A nice, smooooth
drive."
-Ike Turner

"Hootie Hoo!"
-Tex Arcana</pre>
*When you hear Strong Bad talk about "[[The Deke|Deke]]," you can click on the speaker to see a Deke trading card.
*When the sketch of the Strong Brothers' big idea comes up, you can click on it to see further details.
*At the very end you can click on "weightloss tapes" to see how effective the tapes just might be!
:''{Cut to what appears to be a track in the field. Coach Z is standing nearby looking at a stopwatch, while The King of Town slowly jogs by wearing a jogging suit, headband, and a Walkman. We can faintly hear Strong Bad's voice from the tape in the background.}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Keep movin'! Work off the weight! This is a new beginning for the KoT! Oof!
:'''COACH Z:''' This is a dark day for track and field.

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Oddly enough, two of the three tapes in the box and the one in the player are all labeled tape one. The other is labeled Tape 3.
*The tape he presumably took out of the boom box to exchange with his autobiographical tape was put into the case. It's labeled "[[Wikipedia:Shaq_Fu|SHAQ-FU]]."
*"print_of_it.exe" is the first of Strong Bad programs other than "strongbad_email.exe" that incorporate an underscore.
*This is the first time in a real email where The Paper prints something other than the "email Strong Bad" message.
*The King of Town's tapeplayer says "Sports Use."

===Glitches===
*At the end of the email if you press tab you can notice that one: there is not an a>back symbol and two: that the link is about an inch longer than usual

===Inside References===
*The girl with skinny blonde hair is possibly a reference to the song "Circles", which features a skinny blonde girl, and to [[theme party]] (which is where "Circles" originated).
*The radio that plays the autobiography looks like the radio Strong Bad is listening to at the pool in [[A Jumping Jack Contest|A Jumping Jack Contest.]]

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's intro ("This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You") comes from the start of most [[Wikipedia:Public Broadcasting Service|Public Brodcasting Service (PBS)]] television programs.
*[[Wikipedia:Shaq Fu|Shaq-Fu]] is the name of a video game for the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]] and [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]] systems, among others. It had basketball player [[Wikipedia:Shaquille O'Neal|Shaquille O'Neal]] travelling through a strange dimension and beating up monsters to save a young boy.
*The only thing that was probably said that Ike didn't say (see [[autobiography#Easter Eggs|Easter Eggs]]) was by Tex Arcana. This is probably a play off the town of [[Wikipedia:Texarkana, Texas|Texarkana]], a town divided by the Texas/Arkansas border.
*[[Wikipedia:Ike Turner|Ike Turner]] was a bandleader for the sixties best known for his work with his wife, [[Wikipedia:Tina Turner|Tina Turner]].
*Shaq-Fu: Da Return was also an album release on Jive records in November of 1994.

===Fast Forward===
*"Preeow" would be used again many times later as the onomatopoeia for The Paper's sound effect.

== DVD Version ==
*All Easter eggs are accessible by using your DVD player's angle button.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail67.html|watch "autobiography"]]
*[[HR:sbemail67.swf|view the Flash file for "autobiography"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

autobiography

Teh C. — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:41:26 GMT

Teh C.: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:sbemail67.PNG|thumb|"...Milk and cookies shot out my nose!"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #67'''

Dan from PA asks Strong Bad if he will write a autobiography on his life.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]] (Easter egg), [[Coach Z]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Race Track]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' March 24, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:43

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat ''{a logo appears of The Cheat, captioned "The Cheat since 1983"}'' and the support of Viewers Like You. ''{"Viewers Like You" appears}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad! 
Have you ever considered writing a 
biography on your life? I think it 
would be a very cool idea since 
everyone likes you anyway. I mean, 
no one wants to read about a boring 
person, like Strong Sad, or anything 
like that. 
 
Dan, PA</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad temporarily stops and says "That's true!" after reading "everyone likes you anyway," and reads "Dan, PA" as "Dan from Pennsylvania"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... lemme check something... ''{runs spellchecka.exe, it says "0 spelling errors found!"}'' No way! ''{typing}'' No misspellings, a good idea, made fun of Strong Sad ... don't get me wrong, Dan, I mean, I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email! ''{while saying this, he types "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus = SOLID!!"}'' I'm gonna print this thing out and save it for posterity. Maybe a little prosperity. ''{He runs print_of_it.exe and the email prints out via the paper. He tears it off and starts typing.}'' Well, Dan, you big, dumb moron. I've actually already begun work on my memoirs. It's a new books-on-tape series called "Words I Probably Said" by Strong Bad. ''{stops typing}'' Let's take a listen.

''{Cut to the booOOMbox, Strong Bad plays the tape that's in there}''

'''STRONG BAD ON TAPE:''' —and Reg had the ball at the top of the key, and I was all like, "I'm open! I'm open!" But somebody musta slipped him some drugs or something before the game because he didn't see me and he passed it to the Deke instead and the Deke SLAM-DUNKED IT! Oh, it was my greatest moment on the court! I was trying to high-five everyone in sight but there was a lot of commotion and excitement and...the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a—

''{Strong Bad hits fast-forward)''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop! We'll skip on ahead here.

''{Strong Bad lets go of the fast forward button, and the tape continues}''

'''STRONG BAD ON TAPE:''' —and she was a very, ''very'' special lady. And she loved me ''so much'' and had skinny blonde hair and was always hanging out at the beach, gazing at a photo of me... Too bad when she had to go to another planet for reasons too complex to elaborate on. I'll probably never see her again. And neither will any of you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That was a true part! Let's skip ahead again.

''{Strong Bad hits fast-forward again for a minute, then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD ON TAPE:''' —but the Cheat couldn't stop laughing and I didn't know what the big deal was until I saw the piece of paper...I just about lost it! ''{a piece of notebook paper is shown which is a poor attempt at a counterfeit $1,000 bill}'' Milk and cookies shot out of my nose! Oh! It was a great idea. And it just might work!

''{Strong Bad cuts in}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And it ''did'' work! All right, that's enough. You heard enough... of my secrets.

''{Strong Bad seats himself back in front of the Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, you get the picture. I mean it's gonna be great. People will listen to it when they go on roadtrips. Maybe play it on their Walkman when they go jogging in the park. I mean, I bet it'll make people wanna run faster because of how good it is. That thing could double as one of those weightloss tapes. ''{stops typing}'' Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Preeeeeeeeowwwww... Come on. Preeeeeeowwwwweeee. What's the d—?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Musta been a paper jam.

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see Strong Bad's tapes come up, you can click on them to show the tapes inside. You can then click again to see the back of the box, mostly showing what Ike had to say.
<pre>Here's what they're
probably saying about
"Words I Probably Said"

"Hootie Hoo!"
-Ike Turner

"Hootie Hoo!"
-Ike Turner

"A nice, smooooth
drive."
-Ike Turner

"Hootie Hoo!"
-Tex Arcana</pre>
*When you hear Strong Bad talk about "[[The Deke|Deke]]," you can click on the speaker to see a Deke trading card.
*When the sketch of the Strong Brothers' big idea comes up, you can click on it to see further details.
*At the very end you can click on "weightloss tapes" to see how effective the tapes just might be!
:''{Cut to what appears to be a track in the field. Coach Z is standing nearby looking at a stopwatch, while The King of Town slowly jogs by wearing a jogging suit, headband, and a Walkman. We can faintly hear Strong Bad's voice from the tape in the background.}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Keep movin'! Work off the weight! This is a new beginning for the KoT! Oof!
:'''COACH Z:''' This is a dark day for track and field.

== Fun Facts ==
===Remarks===
*Oddly enough, two of the three tapes in the box and the one in the player are all labeled tape one. The other is labeled Tape 3.
*The tape he presumably took out of the boom box to exchange with his autobiographical tape was put into the case. It's labeled "[[Wikipedia:Shaq_Fu|SHAQ-FU]]."
*"print_of_it.exe" is the first of Strong Bad programs other than "strongbad_email.exe" that incorporate an underscore.
*This is the first time in a real email where The Paper prints something other than the "email Strong Bad" message.
*The King of Town's tapeplayer says "Sports Use."

===Glitches===
*At the end of the email if you press tab you can notice that one: there is not an a>back symbol and that the link is about an inch longer than usual

===Inside References===
*The girl with skinny blonde hair is possibly a reference to the song "Circles", which features a skinny blonde girl, and to [[theme party]] (which is where "Circles" originated).
*The radio that plays the autobiography looks like the radio Strong Bad is listening to at the pool in [[A Jumping Jack Contest|A Jumping Jack Contest.]]

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad's intro ("This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You") comes from the start of most [[Wikipedia:Public Broadcasting Service|Public Brodcasting Service (PBS)]] television programs.
*[[Wikipedia:Shaq Fu|Shaq-Fu]] is the name of a video game for the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]] and [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]] systems, among others. It had basketball player [[Wikipedia:Shaquille O'Neal|Shaquille O'Neal]] travelling through a strange dimension and beating up monsters to save a young boy.
*The only thing that was probably said that Ike didn't say (see [[autobiography#Easter Eggs|Easter Eggs]]) was by Tex Arcana. This is probably a play off the town of [[Wikipedia:Texarkana, Texas|Texarkana]], a town divided by the Texas/Arkansas border.
*[[Wikipedia:Ike Turner|Ike Turner]] was a bandleader for the sixties best known for his work with his wife, [[Wikipedia:Tina Turner|Tina Turner]].
*Shaq-Fu: Da Return was also an album release on Jive records in November of 1994.

===Fast Forward===
*"Preeow" would be used again many times later as the onomatopoeia for The Paper's sound effect.

== DVD Version ==
*All Easter eggs are accessible by using your DVD player's angle button.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail67.html|watch "autobiography"]]
*[[HR:sbemail67.swf|view the Flash file for "autobiography"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

Talk:autobiography

Teh C. — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 04:39:27 GMT

Teh C.: /* "back" link */

== "back" link ==

The "back" link works like an inch left of the word back. Is this worth noting and does it happen anywhere else? --[[User:ninja pirate|ninja pirate]] 17:37, 2 Dec 2004 (MST)

Nope it is a valid glitch. I was looking over emails and saw you guys didn't have this one listed.

== dumpus note ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... lemme check something... ''{runs spellchecka.exe, it says "0 spelling errors found!"}'' No way! ''{typing}'' No misspellings, a good idea, made fun of Strong Sad ''{types "dumpus" in place of Strong Sad}'' ... don't get me wrong, Dan, I mean, I wanna make fun of you but, uh, you've put together a solid email! ''{while saying this, he types "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus = SOLID!!"}''

---

I removed the ''{types "dumpus" in place of Strong Sad}'' because that note is already taken care of in ''{while saying this, he types "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus = SOLID!!"}''. Is there a reason why you kept this, HR Coder? --[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:11, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:She probably didn't notice the bottom part. Personally I think we should reword it- keep the "''{types "dumpus" in place of Strong Sad}'' and remove this part from the "''{No misspellings + good idea...}''" part. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 16:14, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

::Aye, but if we put in ''{types "dumpus" in place of Strong Sad}'' and remove ''{while saying this, he types "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus = SOLID!!"}'', shouldn't we then have to also put in ''{types "+ good idea"}'', ''{types "= SOLID!!"}'' where necessary? Wouldn't it be easier to only have ''{...he types "No misspellings + good idea..."}''? -[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:21, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:::Oh, wait. I see where you're coming from. That idea is much better, yes. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 16:23, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

::::Oh, sorry about that. Guess I was confused. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 17:02, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Ok, I took it out. --[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:08, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Talk:Everybody to the Limit

Teh C. — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:53:26 GMT

Teh C.: This is my favorite

A bit of sentimentality *tear*: This was the flash video that introduced me to the Homestar Runner website. And it rocks. Hard. :) --[[User:Southpaw018|Southpaw018]] 16:00, 12 Nov 2004 (MST)

I love this toon!

-[[User: bri angel|bri angel]]

Best [[Powered By The Cheat]] cartoon ''ever''. [[User:Pop tire|Pop tire]] 13:57, 26 Mar 2005 (MST)

#
# Almost every time there is a "Woo!" a pair of lips will appear, and when there is a clap, clapping hands pop up.

So what? Clapping hands and "Woo!"-ing lips don't accompany ''most'' of the "Woo!"'s and claps. But... did you know that Strong Bad appears most of the time you hear Strong Bad singing?

I'm getting rid of this.--[[User:69.143.244.79|69.143.244.79]] 21:31, 2 Apr 2005 (MST)

Is it just me or is this whole song a Calculus joke? -- [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac]] 15:40, 17 Apr 2005

Have you heard of [http://www.everybodytothelimit.com/ everybodytothelimit.com]? All I can see is a duck with a clock necklace. Isn't there suppost to be other toons?--[[User: Gordon 584|Gordon 584]] 11:42, 4 Jul. 2005

I think that they used Microsoft Zarvox for the Robot video. They sound identical. {{User:Rogue Leader.sig}}

# On the MP3 version, The Robot's lazer dosn't play.

Usually sound effects in video clips aren't played in the actual song. Thus, I don't think it's a goof. Anyone who disagrees say Aye but till then it's going to be deleted. [[User:203.87.119.103|203.87.119.103]] 10:03, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== This is my favorite ==

out of all the music videos

HRWiki talk:WikiTroll

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 16:39:59 GMT

Teh C.: Is this like wikipedia

== Rollback link? ==
Okay, on the WikiTroll page it has instructions for reverting a page back to a previous version. In it, it says:

Next, click the "rollback" link near the upper right side of the page (directly to the right of the most recent author's name).

However it doesn't have a rollback link by the most recent author's name... do these instructions need to be revised?

--[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]] 19:05, 28 Sep 2004 (MST)

:Yes, of course. I have changed the text to refect this. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 10:26, 29 Sep 2004 (MST)

In these instructions, I noticed that the two sections are sysop and non-sysop. What is sysop, and how do I get it? Its really annoying reverting edits the non-sysop way.

:First off, please sign your posts, [[User:-erson|-erson]]. Second off, a sysop is just an [[HRWiki:Administrators|Admin]], which is a user with different rights (blocking an IP, for example). To become an admin, another one must appoint it to you. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

Semi off topic, but semi on.
It's a '''very''' nice diversion from studying for your psychology exam that you're going to fail anyway to go through the trolled pages and check out all the...well...trolling ^_^ --[[User:Southpaw018|Southpaw018]] 20:47, 3 Nov 2004 (MST)

== Trolling or not? ==

I notice many IP's are starting to troll, then deleting the trolling afterwards. Is this still considered trolling? -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

:It depends really. If it is something like they are adding "adsfafsd" to a page and then removing it, I'd think that's more a new person testing on a page instead of the sandbox. If it's something that's defacement, then it's still defacement. Do you have a specific example in mind?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 02:26, 13 Nov 2004 (MST)

::A new user ([[User:daunrealist|daunrealist]]) posted "I am dumb" and "I spelled grammar and Mozillaa wrong" on my talk page, but then deleted it. I told him to stop, but he just said he was "commenting". --[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

== Namespace ==
Shouldn't this be in the HRWiki namespace instead of the main one? --[[User:Kilroy|[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]]/[[User talk:Kilroy|talk]]]] 17:18, 22 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Probably. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice. I'll move it now.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 18:37, 22 Nov 2004 (MST)

== New Format ==

Although I agree that the new format looks nicer, I have two concerns:
* By archiving the offense, we're adding to the exposure of spam. If people are really curious about the offense, they could find it in the old format with a few mouse clicks.
* It's more difficult for people to contribute to the spam page. Before, it was rather straightforward; now people have to figure out formatting for the chart when they add a submission. Perhaps we could devise a system in which people can add a simple comment and another person reformat it later; this adds an extra step, but is more convenient for those less familiar with Wikipedia who still wish to defend the sanctity of the Wiki. =) --[[user:FortyTwo|FortyTwo]]

::I actually agree with you about the degree of difficulty. It is a big increase. I was actually thinking of saying something in the instructions about, "Yeah, and if you can't figure that table out, just do your best down at the bottom of the page and someone will fix it for you." As to the archive of the old stuff, MediaWiki keeps every edit for every page anyway. We might need to develop some kind of subpage archive, which I would want to make kind of fancy or something, but I was going to wait until the end of the month.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:38, 14 Dec 2004 (MST)

::P.S.: I added the note. I'd also like to add that this format is just to make my job a little easier. All those links are the pages I check before I block someone. It's totally selfish on my part...[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:45, 14 Dec 2004 (MST)

:::I saw the note and I understand your reasons for wanting easy access to the offense. Thanks for your quick response! -- [[user:FortyTwo|FortyTwo]]

::::It seems kind of cluttered now (and a whole lot more confusing). But whatever is easier for the admins. It's not like it matters. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

== 64.246.132.* ==

I actually didn't block 64.246.132.116, and I won't block 64.246.132.182 for its last edit because of the nature of their IP addresses. These edits really aren't that bad, and from what I noticed the software did in the time after I blocked "spacemonkey", it seems to be that is who to blame. The software blocks anonymous editors that have the same IP as a blocked user, and I know a bunch were auto blocked while he/she was blocked. The only way to deal with these dynamic IP people is with quick reverts to discourage them. If it gets bad, I don't mind a short temp block, but I don't like blocking legitimate users that might get caught in the same range. Anyway, it just seems that this person thinks they are funny or something, and I imagine they might know Renegade Master in real life. Bah.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 12:50, 1 Jan 2005 (MST)
:Yes, why is he so determined to troll?! [[User:woddfellow2|<nowiki></nowiki>]]-<tt>[[User:woddfellow2|woddfellow2]]|[[User talk:woddfellow2|✎</tt>]] 22:12, 10 Jan 2005 (MST)

== Archive? ==

The troll list is getting fairly long; can we archive some of the older entries to make it shorter to edit? If someone is a repeat offender, a glance at their "contributions" should reveal that. --[[User:FortyTwo|FortyTwo]] 22:43, 11 Jan 2005 (MST)

:Okay, good idea. How much should I leave here though? One month? Two?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 15:39, 12 Jan 2005 (MST)

::We could probably group them by month, then have just the current and previous month's troll list posted (so, now we would have December and January). Even just dividing by month would help the page, since then people could edit just one section instead of the whole page. It would also make it clearer to first-time reporters where they should place their edits. Thanks! -- [[User:FortyTwo|FortyTwo]] 19:51, 12 Jan 2005 (MST)

:::I think you have the right idea with knowing previous offenders by their contributions listing. I suppose if we created an archive page, I could just put all but the most recent few months there. I don't know what you mean by adding to different months though, since each new entry is placed at the bottom of the list regardless of if they've defaced before.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:48, 12 Jan 2005 (MST)

:Yes, that list is getting too fragging long. It takes too long to load. How are we going to archive the older entries? [[User:woddfellow2|<nowiki></nowiki>]]-<tt>[[User:woddfellow2|woddfellow2]]|[[User talk:woddfellow2|✎</tt>]] 13:35, 14 Jan 2005 (MST)

::Oh, almost forgot about this. [[HRWiki:WikiTroll Archive]] works for me.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:51, 14 Jan 2005 (MST)

== pertmywert ==

I would like something done with [[User talk:pertmywert|pertmywert]]. It's driving me nuts.
It seems as though he thinks that his userspace is his own website. If you try to talk to him through his talk page he will get mad and erase your comment, as well as your userspace. He also insults people with crap (see "[[User talk:pertmywert#People I Hate|here]]). He just doesn't get it, and I see no way to contact him. →[[User:FireBird|''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>'']]

Hey sorry firebird

post something on my page to tell me what i am doing wrong please
;[[User:Pertmywert|''<tt>[[User:pertmywert|pertmywert]]</tt>'']]

== New Spammer thing I noticed ==

We now have a type of spammer that claims to be unspamming in the summary of change box. Example: [[Special:Contributions/209.88.103.215|209.88.103.215]]. Just wanted to let people know, as it confused me for a moment.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 13:31, 23 Mar 2005 (MST)

== Testing Outside of [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]] = Trolling? ==

I am trying to decide whether or not to ad 217.87.196.142 to the troll blotter. He/she seems to be testing, so it would probably be mean to add his/her IP address to the troll blotter. What should I do? [[User:woddfellow2|<nowiki></nowiki>]]—<tt>[[User:woddfellow2|woddfellow2]]|[[User talk:woddfellow2|✎</tt>]] 11:31, 30 Mar 2005 (MST)

:My advice for the moment is to do nothing; I think the maxim "[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Please do not bite the newcomers|Please do not bite the newcomers]]" applies here. As of this writing, the IP in question only has [[Special:Contributions/217.87.196.142|two contributions]], which are hardly anything to get worked up about. If the user does it again, then I suggest a gentle note on his or her [[User_talk:217.87.196.142|talk page]] explaining that these actions are inappropriate. Only after that would I believe that a formal sanction was warranted. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 12:30, 30 Mar 2005 (MST)

::The use of the [[Template:test|test template]] might also be good as well.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:14, 2 Apr 2005 (MST)

== Block IP Blocks ==

Is it possible to delete a block of IP addresses? 69.50.1* has been spamming over and over and over and over and over and OVER again, (his favorite targets are [[Peasant's Quest]] (don't ask me why!), [[HRWiki:FAQ]], [[Talk:FAQ]], and [[HRWiki talk:FAQ]]) but his IP address shifts ever so slightly each time. He doesn't seem to realize that the Wiki now automatically adds a nofollow tag to links. It's really annoying. The alternative would be to block each and every IP address he could theoretically post through, but that's likely in the neighborhood of several thousand (give me a while and I could give you the exact number) and it's possible you might accidently block a legit user. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 07:41, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
: The smallest third frame I've seen him use is 166, and the largest is 187. My math gives that the smallest and largest he's probably capable of are 160 and 191. That gives him 8,190 possible different IP addresses! Ow! So if block-blocking isn't possible, he's going to be around for a while... ugh. --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 07:45, 14 Apr 2005 (UTC)
:: He's still around and still spamming. Isn't there ANYTHING you can do? --[[User:Jay|Jay]] 06:13, 16 Apr 2005 (UTC)
::: If anyone cares (which doesn't seem to be the case), I've officially seen him use a 191 third frame. I doubt he can go higher, based on what I know about IPs. --[[User:Jay|me again]]

== I just can't resist ==

[[Special:Contributions/168.212.111.228|168.212.111.228s]] gone yay 
(Check the link to see what I'm talking about...) --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 15:38, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

I clicked, but... [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 15:44, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)
: He's the guy who keeps adding "schuylers gone yay" to pages. He did it to [[Email]], to [[Toons]] and to his own now-deleted illegitimate User page. He's also been responsible for other sorts of trolling (he's the guy you just reverted and I blocked for a little while.) --[[User:Jay|''Jay'']] [[User talk:Jay|(Talk)]] 15:47, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Okay, I just didn't get the "schuylers gone yay" reference. [[User:Kvb|Kvb]] 15:50, 29 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== How do I? ==

Let's say I found someone trolling, you know defacing pages, breaking links and all that sort of stuff. How'd I report it? Do I just post something here saying (insert ip adress here) is trolling?

== TROLL ==

85.100.29.233 is trolling and has trolled on [[User:pertmywert|pertmywert]] s user page and on the hrwiki help page with adult porn sites.

PLEASE BLOCK HIM

:Done. {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 12:28, 27 May 2005 (UTC)

== When to Add Trolls ==

I was wondering when I should and when I shouldn't add trolls to this page, because I usually wonder if what I am doing is unnecessary when .... I add a troll ''after'' it gets temporarily blocked, to serve as a sort of "log," just in case it comes back for a repeat. But then I wonder, do most sysops look at the user contributions and block log instead of the troll page to see if it is a repeat offender?

Is this page's purpose to be more of an attention-caller to sysops after a troll has done its work, and hasn't been blocked because there were no sysops logged in? Is that really the only time I should add a troll to this page? Or ''does'' this serve as a detailed log? If so, then why don't more people add bad trolls after they are blocked? --[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:52, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Well, I usually check the user contributions before I block, to see if the user is a repeat offender. It's most important to put them on the WikiTroll page when the troll needs to be blocked but there are no sysops there. Other times, it's not necessary, I don't think. <tt>[[User:Homestar Coder|Aurora the Homestar Coder]]</tt> 23:54, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)

==207.69.0.0/16==
Over and over, this moron keeps returning. He's got a dynamic IP, so in order to properly thwart him, we have to block the whole range. But by doing so, there's a chance that totally legit users will get blocked as well. Is there any way to report this guy to his ISP? (It's Earthlink in, of all places, Atlanta, GA.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:01, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)
: To answer my own question, I tracked down their abuse line and sent an e-mail to it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:10, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)
:: Yay for automated systems. After mentioning where I was coming from, the nature of the attacker, the IP address he was last seen using, the approximate time he used it, my time zone, and the date... it came back with an automated response, saying I didn't include enough information and needed to include AT LEAST an IP address, a time, a time zone and a date. >_< Strangely enough, responding to that with (in summary) "Uh... I did" got an automated response that said "Okay, we got it!" --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:18, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)
::: When posting on this talk page, please begin your post with several colons, which will indent your reply. Follow that with AT LEAST some content that relates to the lines that precede your message. Last, add your signature and the date and time. Thank you. — [[User:It's dot com|Automated Response]] 07:25, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)
:::: Ell. Oh. Ell. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:28, 23 Jun 2005 (UTC)
::::: Okay, we got it! — [[User:It's dot com|Automated Response]]

== THE TROLL IS TROLLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! ==

OMG!!!! Somehow [[User:Fricky Dee|Fricky Dee]] trolled on MY IP address!!!! How can that be????? -Kinsey

Woah. Go ask a sysop or admin for help. {{User:Rogue Leader.sig}}

If you have a dynamic ip address then it's possible that at one time the troller had the same ip address as you at some point in time. Also, some ISPs use the same IP address for more then one customer (rare, however). That's my 13 cents. Can be many other things though. -[[User:Mick|Mick]]

== Template aid ==

I made a simple template to make adding a troll just a little easier. <s>It is in the following format: '''<code><nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:troll|troll]]|evildoer}}</code>'''. It's a lot like the STUFF templates, in that you add the template where it should go, preview it, and then copy and paste the resulting code over the template. '''Note:''' the code for a new row (<code>|-</code>) is ''not'' part of the template, so you'll need to add that manually. I tried it both ways and it was easier the way it is now. '''Also note:''' the HTML comments are ''next to'' the brackets where the links go, not in them, because it was easier to replace the text that way.</s> (I don't like the way the selection insists on expanding when I'm highlighting something.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:14, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:Hmm, I'm playing with the variables a little here, but why go through the whole thing of doing a copy and paste? Why not just have <s><tt><nowiki>{{subst:troll|It's dot com|page|http://diffgoeshere|description}}</nowiki></tt> output exactly what we need:
:|-
|| {{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}} || [[User:It's not com|It's ''not'' com]] ([[Special:Contributions/It's not com|all edits]]) || page || http://diffgoeshere
:Works for me.</s> And I don't think it would be too hard to explain, at the very least it's easier than doing the copy and paste thing.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:35, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::Ah ha, now you want to put the table formatting in there too? I'll let you figure that out. Let me know here when you're done.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:36, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

<s>The template has been modified. The format is now: '''<code><nowiki>{{ subst:</nowiki> [[Template:troll|troll]] | evildoer | | description }}</code>'''</s> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:43, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:::What a tick. I don't think CURRENTMONTH et al. work like we think they do with templates. Do you see what I'm saying?[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:40, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

::::Yeah, if you posted a troll today with this template, the date would keep updating itself every day. And [[MetaWikipedia:Help:Template#subst|the user guide]] says using "subst" for each of those magic words would just show the date the template was created. It looks like we are going to have to have the user input the date themselves.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 20:46, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

:::::Hmm. Well stink. They need to fix that. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:03, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

The template has been modified ''again''. The ''new'' format is now: '''<code><nowiki>{{ subst:</nowiki> [[Template:troll|troll]] | mm/dd/yy | evildoer }} <nowiki>[[pagename]][actual edit]</nowiki> || description</code>''' Note where the template closes. This is necessary because of the equal signs (=) in the actual edit link. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:07, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)

== What's with these people? ==

I've been looking at the troll edits. You'd expect if they were going to do something that would get themselves in trouble, they would do so constructively. I mean, you'd expect they'd put in something humorous or some misconception or something like that. But all they do is insert explicit crap for no good reason. And the threats against the admins? what's with that?
They type like they're illiterate, they have no sense of humor or comprehension of other people...
What do they think this site is, or that people use this for?
Who are these stupid people?

''They type like they're illiterate, they have no sense of humor or comprehension of other people''; I think that pretty well explains the vast majority of them. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:26, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Archive==
This page needs to be archived soon. {{User:Rogue Leader.sig}} 01:13, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Uh, this page is over forty kilos long. {{User:Rogue Leader.sig}} 19:37, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
==Thechamp==

How dare you blame me for being a troll! I threaten to scare the trolls away, To stop them! I only have the sites good order in mind. I sware it! I mean only harm to the vile trolls! I will not appologize for my actions, I did what I did for the good of the site, That is my argument! --[[User:Thechamp|Thechamp]] 19:11, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
: We don't need to ''scare'' them away; they can be blocked by sysops. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:27, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::Yes, but any administrator will admit to you that They can only be blocked for a minamal amount of time, I say we need a more permenant blocking system! If we can get funding by people that come here, We may be able to get programming axcessable only to the admins, that can perminantly block the site from users that illeaglely use it! There is always a bigger gun! --[[User:Thechamp|Thechamp]] 19:31, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::: I ''am'' a sysop and ''have'', multiple times, blocked IP addresses or user names permanently. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:33, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::::How?

::::: You can set the "Length of block" to "indefinite" or "infinite". See [[Special:Ipblocklist]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:37, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::::::But the admin I spoke with told me that the blockings were only finite? So they realy aren't? -[[User:Thechamp|Thechamp]] 19:41, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::::::: You can set them to finite or infinite. The latter is only reserved for extreme cases. Which sysop did you talk to? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:44, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I think it was the first one on the special page list. _[[User:Thechamp|Thechamp]] 19:46, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Can someone maybe take me off the list? --[[User:Thechamp|Thechamp]] 20:06, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== crossed out ==

Why are a lot of the topics in this page crossed out or is it just me?--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 19:39, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:me to. I think no one finished the <nowiki> <s> </nowiki> tags. {{User:Rogue Leader.sig}} 19:40, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

::These sections were crossed out for a reason. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:05, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Is this like wikipedia ==

If so can't you prevent trolls by locking pages like they do at wikipedia

User talk:Teh C.

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 16:32:50 GMT

Teh C.: Question

Talk now!

== Welcome ==

Hello, Teh C. My name is Cort (a.k.a. BazookaJoe), and I would like to welcome you to the Homestar Runner Wiki. If you need any help, feel free to ask [[User talk:BazookaJoe|me]] or any others on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]. You can also post questions on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips:
* If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help]] page.
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
* If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].
* If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum].
* Above all, be sure to '''be bold''' and have fun!

Feel free to delete this message when you're done reading it. After all, your [[HRWiki:User page|user page]] belongs to you. I hope this information is helpful, and that you'll have a good experience contributing to our knowledge-base and our community in the future. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] and the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|HR Wiki Welcoming Committee]]

== Awesome! ==

Teh C. likes your welcome but I see a grammer problem.

:What's the grammar problem? —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 15:55, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hello, Teh C. My name is Cort (a.k.a. BazookaJoe), and I would like to welcome *you* to the Homestar Runner Wiki.

:Oh, good catch. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:14, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== oh by the way ==

How do you add people to a friends list

:You could hit a button at the top of the page that says "watch", which would add the current page you are viewing to your [[Special:Watchlist|watchlist]]. Or, you can create your own buddy list on your user page. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:14, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Question ==

Can't you lock pages like in wikipedia?

User talk:Teh C.

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 16:17:11 GMT

Teh C.: /* Awesome! */

User talk:Teh C.

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 16:08:11 GMT

Teh C.: oh by the way

Talk now!

== Welcome ==

Hello, Teh C. My name is Cort (a.k.a. BazookaJoe), and I would like to welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki. If you need any help, feel free to ask [[User talk:BazookaJoe|me]] or any others on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]. You can also post questions on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].

Here are some tips:
* If you need general information, editing tips, or answers to frequently asked questions, check out the [[Help:Contents|help]] page.
* Before you do any significant editing, be sure to familiarize yourself with our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]].
* If you're not sure what you can do to help out, head over to [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]].
* If you're looking for more community interaction, you can also register over at our [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum].
* Above all, be sure to '''be bold''' and have fun!

Feel free to delete this message when you're done reading it. After all, your [[HRWiki:User page|user page]] belongs to you. I hope this information is helpful, and that you'll have a good experience contributing to our knowledge-base and our community in the future. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] and the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|HR Wiki Welcoming Committee]]

== Awesome! ==

Teh C. likes your welcome but I see a grammer problem.

:What's the grammar problem? —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 15:55, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hello, Teh C. My name is Cort (a.k.a. BazookaJoe), and I would like *you* to welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki.

== oh by the way ==

How do you add people to a friends list

User talk:Teh C.

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 16:07:15 GMT

Teh C.:

User talk:Teh C.

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 15:37:13 GMT

Teh C.: Awesome!

User talk:Teh C.

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 15:18:41 GMT

Teh C.:

Talk now!

User:Teh C.

Teh C. — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 15:18:12 GMT

Teh C.: