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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;/* Chicken Melt */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Homestar's t-shirt ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Anybody know what Homestar's t-shirt says? I'm sure it's a reference to something, but I don't know what it is, and I can't make out what it says. Also, I tried moving his bathrobe by decompiling the Flash file, but the robe and the t-shirt are the same graphic. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:See shape 501.  Hotrod, it seems.  No idea if it's a real shirt.  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:58, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Trey, what does homestar look like under there without being pixelly? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:59, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::OF: Ooh, nice work! That means it's a reference to [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&amp;amp;client=firefox-a&amp;amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;amp;hs=Ysm&amp;amp;q=roddy+piper&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;sa=N&amp;amp;tab=wi Rowdy Roddy Piper]! :D DeFender: Hmm, I forgot to check... ''{gives DF a funny look}'' {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Strong Badia? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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When people mention Strong Badia in their emails, Strong Bad seems to have stopped bothering to either a) actually assume they mean Strong Badia, and set the email there or b) correct them. I think this is the first time he goes ahead and assumes &amp;quot;Strong Badia&amp;quot; means &amp;quot;Free Country USA&amp;quot;. Worth noting? {{User:Tim333}}&lt;br /&gt;
:No, he does it all the time. This is not the first. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::When has he done it before? &amp;quot;local news&amp;quot; is set in strong badia. In &amp;quot;keep cool&amp;quot; there's a deliberate fourth wall break explaining the error. &amp;quot;unnatural&amp;quot; is set (at least at the start) in Strong Badia. In &amp;quot;mini-golf&amp;quot; he says &amp;quot;Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own...&amp;quot; I could go on, but I can't think of a single time he's simply ignored the mention of Strong Badia. {{User:Tim333}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Strong Badia vs. Bubs' Concession Stand==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|150px]]  [[Image:CarrotandKazoo.png|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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We have a strange reversal here.  Strong Badia and Bubs' Concession Stand seem to have switched places!  How do we mention this?  Or do we?  =]  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Probably should just go on [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]]... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:23, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's also possible that it's just the same, only viewed from the other side... {{unsigned|Capt. Ido Nos|18:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
:: But we can clearly see that the stand is facing us in both shots, as well as the relative positions of the fence and the flag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::It's the same place, the difference is the ELEVATION and RANGE of the image. Carrot and Kazoo hill would be in the middle-right of the black area in the first picture, hence you wouldn't see it in that picture. (Imagine looking at a hill from above - it would appear flat). This of course doesn't change that the two seem to be in the wrong places. [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 18:41, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::And not just the fence and flag, but the tire as well (which IS there in nightlife, if you look closely).  It's clear they somehow switched places.  Anyway, the wording escapes me on how to phrase it on the inconsistencies page, so I'll let someone else do that.  (And please sign your edits, Capt.)  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:48, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== disdance ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad dances '''exactly''' like in the email [[disconnected]]. {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Should we make it in inside references? {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Removed Edit ==&lt;br /&gt;
:''The quote &amp;quot;But that's for another e-mail.&amp;quot; is a reference to Good Eats, where host Alton Brown constantly implies that a recipe or topic has been or will be discussed on another episode with a similar phrase.''&lt;br /&gt;
I don't mind, just I'd like to know a reason. It ''is'' a real reference, I watch the show a great deal, but I'd at least like to know [[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:26, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:The phrase &amp;quot;but that's for another email&amp;quot; could stem from many common phrases, not least of which is the idiom &amp;quot;but that's another story&amp;quot;.  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Ok, so very common then, thas cool. At least it was a good reason. I've seen some edits removed when the reason wasn't very clear, thats why I posted this.[[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Stinkoblade raises a good point here. A hasty perusal of the pages in the HRWiki Policy category didn't turn up anything on this point, but it would seem to me that it's a little &amp;quot;brusque&amp;quot; to remove anything from a page without a few words of explanation in the edit comment. It does happen a lot in the heat of the moment. Newbies learn faster when you repeatedly point them to such well-trod pages as [[HRWiki:Standards]] and [[HRWiki:Inclusion guidelines]], and everyone's favorite [[HRWiki:Glossary#TTATOT]]. On the other hand, implying that their contribution wasn't even worth the extra twenty seconds to explain why it wasn't worth an extra twenty seconds has got to be frustrating. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Soma ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it worth noting anything about Soma (''Brave New World'', etc.)? It's not exactly relevant, given it's just a strange pronunciation, but perhaps it's worthy of a mention.&lt;br /&gt;
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== A scandal every week ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Removed from the Remarks section, but interesting enough for the Talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad's email song is rhythmically identical to the one from [[dragon]] (&amp;quot;Here I go once again with the email...&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
Check it out. It's probably unintentional, but it's almost a perfect match. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 19:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: It's not *that* close.  Here's a comparison between the two:&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.alextemplemusic.com/sbemailsongs.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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:(Note that Strong Bad swings the eighth notes, so it comes out less stiff than what I wrote down.  Still, this should be pretty accurate.)&lt;br /&gt;
-invisible_map&lt;br /&gt;
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== Music ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can anyone make out what the lyrics are to the song playing in Club Technochocolate?  It sounds like &amp;quot;soft drink&amp;quot; or something...&lt;br /&gt;
:I was wondering this too. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It sounds like 'soft driiink..... seize a soft driink....'but i cant tell what the low part is. Sublimimal(dont know how to spell this) messaging?--{{User:AWMPSCE/sig}} 20:39, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I imagine they'll put it up as a QotW later, but for now my Rorschach answer is &amp;quot;Palm trees. See the palm trees.&amp;quot; --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 21:13, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drive-Thru ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I kind of thought that including the whale on the fast-food bag really removed a lot of the strangeness from &amp;quot;Drive-Thru,&amp;quot; because at least we know now that actual food can be ordered from this &amp;quot;whale,&amp;quot; or that there's more of them in FC. {{User:The President/sig}} 21:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Maybe he got takeout. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drive-Thru Whale ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Should we include the [[Drive-Thru Whale]] as a charcter?--[[User:Onestop|ONESTOP]] 21:08, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Nope, a picture is not an appearance. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:11, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chicken Melt ==&lt;br /&gt;
I found this under real-world references--&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Crispy Chicken Melt&amp;quot; and its spicy variety are a reference to Burger King's Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
I thinks this is TTATOT, because every fast food restaurant in existence has some variety of chicken melt.  Shall we remove it? --{{User:NevaDie/sig}} 21:40, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, sorry, my bad. I just thought too quickly without analyzing the situation. {{User:The President/sig}} 22:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<title>nightlife</title>
			<link>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/nightlife</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;/* Real-World References */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{sbenav|185}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sbemail185.png|thumb|&amp;quot;NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Da Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Comp|Lappy 486}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Date:''' Monday, December 10, 2007&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Running Time:''' 4:12&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle! ''{brings up the email}''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=&amp;quot;lappy email&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;subject: strong bad email&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hey mr S to the B&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I was wondering what the nightlife is like in strongbadia?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
What kinda hip clubs and fun hotspots are there to &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
check out?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Somekindaguy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Josh CO&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad reads &amp;quot;Mr&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;mer&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Somekindaguy&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Soma-keenda-goo-ay&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Josh CO&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;JoshCO!&amp;quot;, adding &amp;quot;makers of funny products and funnier slogans.&amp;quot; He also puts emphasis on &amp;quot;kinda&amp;quot; as if &amp;quot;kinda hip&amp;quot; meant &amp;quot;somewhat hip&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, we only have one real fun hotspot. As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Carrot and Kazoo Hill is shown, with Homestar and Stong Sad standing on it.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Carrot and Kazoo Hill.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{unemotional}'' Whee.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Good times.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Back to the Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, the hill was jumpin' that night! As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets! Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide ''pwawty cloughb!''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{A flyer is shown while music begins to play in the background, which reads: Club Technochocolate / Free Country USA's Premier / PWAWTY CLOUGHB / (Not a place for technological chocolate bars)}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' When i'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off ''{Cut to Strong Bad's Bedroom. He is standing in the foreground messing with his shirt.}'' my best shirt! ''{His best shirt is light blue with a tribal mark. He rips it open with a &amp;quot;huah!&amp;quot;, popping a button. He begins to spray himself with body spray.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Camera cuts to Strong Sad, who is leaning in the doorway from the Basement}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad, still holding the black can of body spray}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray. This is uh... the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Scene darkens}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside. But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{We see a location somewhere in the Field, at night. Strong Mad is standing behind a velvet-rope as Strong Bad walks up.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the party cloughb.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST! &lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF! ''{he laughs}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke?! That was pretty good! Now hows about letting me in?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Johnson.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG MAD:''' NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Well if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Zoom in on Bubs}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Zoom out again}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Bubs reaches under the bar, and produces an eyedropper containing a green liquid}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' That'll be $17.50.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! You guys must be having a sale!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{We see the edge of the Club Technochocolate dance floor. Marzipan and Strong Sad are standing just off the dance floor. Strong Sad is wearing fishnet gloves.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''MARZIPAN:''' You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance. Sometimes I'll even ''think'' about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling ''really'' crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not-dancing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Marzipan walks off. Cut to Strong Bad dancing on the dance floor.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Hey Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''{Zoom out. Homestar is standing behind Strong Bad (our left). He looks like he has just woken up, complete with unshaved face, dressing gown, sleeping cap, and [[Nebulon]] slippers. His eyes are closed.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes still closed} {unintelligible}''more, more...badges.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I got more badges than you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I sold more thin mints than you.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming you're a girl scout?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{We see The cheat DJ'ing in the DJ booth.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And at some point during the night, we all get 'treated' to Coach Z ''{Zoom out, Coach Z with a mic}'' attempting to freestyle.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One two? One two?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I mean... count to two over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ha, one two one two! Here i go! One two.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Back to the entrance. Strong Bad gets tossed out, wearing leopard print underwear. Strong Mad is no longer visible.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors! I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Strong Bad's pants get thrown out too. They land on his head, defying physics and/or indicating Strong Bad uses too much starch.}''&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut back to Lappy}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the nightlife around here, Soma. Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well, but that's another email, for another time. This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail 185 ''{pronounced one eighty-five}''. Thanks for listening.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Easter Eggs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheStabYourself!.png|thumb|&amp;quot;Try NOT to stab yourself!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on &amp;quot;Josh CO&amp;quot; to see &amp;quot;The Stab Yourself!&amp;quot; product from joshCO!&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on &amp;quot;rotten&amp;quot; to see an ad for Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.&lt;br /&gt;
*:''{A bag with Blubb-o's logo appears on a red background}''&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt.&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on &amp;quot;asleep&amp;quot; to see a scene at the Hill.&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, girls.  We're stuck in the woods, with no troop leader.  It's time to decide who we eat first. ''{holds up the Kazoo as if about to eat it}''&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on &amp;quot;nightlife&amp;quot; to see a scene with the King Of Town.&lt;br /&gt;
*:'''KING OF TOWN:''' I call to order this meeting of Club Technochocolate.  As you can see here, ''{holds up a motherboard dipped in chocolate}'' I dipped this motherboard in 70% cacao.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Explanations===&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Wikipedia:Seeing pink elephants|pink elephant]] is used as a visual shorthand that someone is drunk.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cacao is a South American plant whose seeds are used to make cocoa and chocolate.  It is not, as the King of Town implies, the finished product.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Trivia===&lt;br /&gt;
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===Remarks===&lt;br /&gt;
* This cartoon verified that Strong Bad's Bedroom is connected to the Basement of the Brothers Strong House.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Goofs===&lt;br /&gt;
*As Bubs glides in behind the bar, his middle section is elevated slightly above the level of the bar. However, his legs are noticeably absent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inside References===&lt;br /&gt;
*The Blubb-O's bag features the [[Drive-Thru Whale]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad is shown wearing leopard-print [[underwear]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pants]] and [[alcohol]] figure prominently in the email.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Light-èd floors&amp;quot; is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Strong Bad refers to his body spray as &amp;quot;the [[blood]] of slain warrior mammoths&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*The King Of Town's motherboard and sleeping Homestar's kazoo are both [[Eating Non-Food Items|non-food items]] about to be eaten.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Real-World References===&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Wikipedia:Troop Beverly Hills|Troop Beverly Hills]]'' is a 1989 movie starring Shelly Long as a clueless debutante housewife trying to run a Girl Scout troop.&lt;br /&gt;
*Homestar Runner is wearing [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] [[Wikipedia:Roddy Piper|Roddy Piper]]'s &amp;quot;Hot Rod&amp;quot; T-shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;quot;Crispy Chicken Melt&amp;quot; and its spicy variety are a reference to [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King's]] Tendercrisp Chicken sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Strong Bad Email}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:13:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:nightlife</comments>		</item>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:06:25 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President/sig</comments>		</item>
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			<title>Talk:nightlife</title>
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&lt;div&gt;== Homestar's t-shirt ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Anybody know what Homestar's t-shirt says? I'm sure it's a reference to something, but I don't know what it is, and I can't make out what it says. Also, I tried moving his bathrobe by decompiling the Flash file, but the robe and the t-shirt are the same graphic. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:See shape 501.  Hotrod, it seems.  No idea if it's a real shirt.  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:58, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Trey, what does homestar look like under there without being pixelly? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:59, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::OF: Ooh, nice work! That means it's a reference to [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&amp;amp;client=firefox-a&amp;amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;amp;hs=Ysm&amp;amp;q=roddy+piper&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;sa=N&amp;amp;tab=wi Rowdy Roddy Piper]! :D DeFender: Hmm, I forgot to check... ''{gives DF a funny look}'' {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Strong Badia? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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When people mention Strong Badia in their emails, Strong Bad seems to have stopped bothering to either a) actually assume they mean Strong Badia, and set the email there or b) correct them. I think this is the first time he goes ahead and assumes &amp;quot;Strong Badia&amp;quot; means &amp;quot;Free Country USA&amp;quot;. Worth noting? {{User:Tim333}}&lt;br /&gt;
:No, he does it all the time. This is not the first. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:07, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::When has he done it before? &amp;quot;local news&amp;quot; is set in strong badia. In &amp;quot;keep cool&amp;quot; there's a deliberate fourth wall break explaining the error. &amp;quot;unnatural&amp;quot; is set (at least at the start) in Strong Badia. In &amp;quot;mini-golf&amp;quot; he says &amp;quot;Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own...&amp;quot; I could go on, but I can't think of a single time he's simply ignored the mention of Strong Badia. {{User:Tim333}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Strong Badia vs. Bubs' Concession Stand==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Freecountry silhouette.png|150px]]  [[Image:CarrotandKazoo.png|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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We have a strange reversal here.  Strong Badia and Bubs' Concession Stand seem to have switched places!  How do we mention this?  Or do we?  =]  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Probably should just go on [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]]... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:23, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:It's also possible that it's just the same, only viewed from the other side... {{unsigned|Capt. Ido Nos|18:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
:: But we can clearly see that the stand is facing us in both shots, as well as the relative positions of the fence and the flag. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::It's the same place, the difference is the ELEVATION and RANGE of the image. Carrot and Kazoo hill would be in the middle-right of the black area in the first picture, hence you wouldn't see it in that picture. (Imagine looking at a hill from above - it would appear flat). This of course doesn't change that the two seem to be in the wrong places. [[User:StarLion|StarLion]] 18:41, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::And not just the fence and flag, but the tire as well (which IS there in nightlife, if you look closely).  It's clear they somehow switched places.  Anyway, the wording escapes me on how to phrase it on the inconsistencies page, so I'll let someone else do that.  (And please sign your edits, Capt.)  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:48, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== disdance ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Strong Bad dances '''exactly''' like in the email [[disconnected]]. {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Should we make it in inside references? {{User:KlingOnMyDreams/sig}} 19:16, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Removed Edit ==&lt;br /&gt;
:''The quote &amp;quot;But that's for another e-mail.&amp;quot; is a reference to Good Eats, where host Alton Brown constantly implies that a recipe or topic has been or will be discussed on another episode with a similar phrase.''&lt;br /&gt;
I don't mind, just I'd like to know a reason. It ''is'' a real reference, I watch the show a great deal, but I'd at least like to know [[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:26, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:The phrase &amp;quot;but that's for another email&amp;quot; could stem from many common phrases, not least of which is the idiom &amp;quot;but that's another story&amp;quot;.  {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 19:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Ok, so very common then, thas cool. At least it was a good reason. I've seen some edits removed when the reason wasn't very clear, thats why I posted this.[[User:Stinkoblade|Stinkoblade]] 19:34, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Soma ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it worth noting anything about Soma (''Brave New World'', etc.)? It's not exactly relevant, given it's just a strange pronunciation, but perhaps it's worthy of a mention.&lt;br /&gt;
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== A scandal every week ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Removed from the Remarks section, but interesting enough for the Talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad's email song is rhythmically identical to the one from [[dragon]] (&amp;quot;Here I go once again with the email...&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
Check it out. It's probably unintentional, but it's almost a perfect match. --[[User:TheNicestGuy|TheNicestGuy]] 19:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Music ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Can anyone make out what the lyrics are to the song playing in Club Technochocolate?  It sounds like &amp;quot;soft drink&amp;quot; or something...&lt;br /&gt;
:I was wondering this too. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:32, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It sounds like 'soft driiink..... seize a soft driink....'but i cant tell what the low part is. Sublimimal(dont know how to spell this) messaging?--{{User:AWMPSCE/sig}} 20:39, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Drive-Thru ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I kind of thought that including the whale on the fast-food bag really removed a lot of the strangeness from &amp;quot;Drive-Thru,&amp;quot; because at least we know now that actual food can be ordered from this &amp;quot;whale,&amp;quot; or that there's more of them in FC. {{User:The President/sig}} 21:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:05:31 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:nightlife</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;rewrite this article?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Was Dangeresque 1 ever a toon?&lt;br /&gt;
: Dangeresque 1 appears in (oddly enough) [[dangeresque 3]]. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:22, 20 Jun 2005 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Aviator's Shades? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Those glasses look like aviator's glasses. Am I right?-[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]] 16:35, 6 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== VERY Informal. ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although I can understand the style of this article, Someone looking here to find out about Dangeresque for the first time would undoubtedly be perplexed. I'm thinking rewrite. {{User:The President/sig}} 15:38, 1 June 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 15:38:32 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dangeresque_(character)</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;finished version of sig&lt;/p&gt;
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:The_President http://www.hrwiki.org/images/7/79/Bt_fd1.gif]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; [[User:The President|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;Font-family:Arial Black; color:#007099;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;THE&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User: The President|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;Font-family:Verdana; color:#00CC00;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;President&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:17:11 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President/sig</comments>		</item>
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&lt;div&gt;==HELP?!==&lt;br /&gt;
I don't think my sig is working... I linked to it correctly, I believe. Any Help? And the &amp;quot;sig&amp;quot; at the end of this ISN't my good one. It's just a atraight link. Sorry for the trouble. [[User:The President|The President]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Hm.  {{User:The President/sig}}.  It works.  Type in &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{User:The President/sig}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;  {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You don't actually need to type this each time you sign. Here are instructions on how you can make the four tildes &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;~~~~&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; work with your new sig [[Help:Signature]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:57, 6 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to both of you. I forgot the {{}} in my preferences. It works now. FUN! {{User:The President/sig}} 04:59, 6 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
==AGAIN?!==&lt;br /&gt;
So, how do you make that icon I have into a link to, say, my Talk Page? {{User:The President/sig}} 18:15, 6 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:15:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;thanks theyellowdart and loafing!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==HELP?!==&lt;br /&gt;
I don't think my sig is working... I linked to it correctly, I believe. Any Help? And the &amp;quot;sig&amp;quot; at the end of this ISN't my good one. It's just a atraight link. Sorry for the trouble. [[User:The President|The President]]&lt;br /&gt;
:Hm.  {{User:The President/sig}}.  It works.  Type in &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{User:The President/sig}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;  {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}&lt;br /&gt;
:You don't actually need to type this each time you sign. Here are instructions on how you can make the four tildes &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;~~~~&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; work with your new sig [[Help:Signature]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 04:57, 6 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to both of you. I forgot the {{}} in my preferences. It works now. FUN! {{User:The President/sig}} 04:59, 6 January 2007 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:59:16 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;question&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==HELP?!==&lt;br /&gt;
I don't think my sig is working... I linked to it correctly, I believe. Any Help? And the &amp;quot;sig&amp;quot; at the end of this ISN't my good one. It's just a atraight link. Sorry for the trouble. [[User:The President|The President]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:50:32 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;added a userbox&lt;/p&gt;
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[long pants]]'''.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 5 - coach z.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Coach Z]]'''.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{userbox|border=#9966FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail36.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user can play the '''[[guitar]]'''.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Please Rise... ==&lt;br /&gt;
...As the [[Tooty-two|tooty-tecond]] president of [[Free Country, USA]] has entered the WIKI.&lt;br /&gt;
== My Homestar History ==&lt;br /&gt;
I was introduced to Homestar Runner in late June/ early July 2005, through [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]. I proceeded to watch all of 'em. From there, I watched some [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]], and I was hooked. I recently achieved the goal of downloading every single toon, game, email, main page, etc. so I have an offline version of HomestarRunner.com. It took a while, but was made easier using the WIKI. After all the help it provided, I thought I should join.&lt;br /&gt;
== And So... ==&lt;br /&gt;
Here I am! I was really surprised to get this Username. It seemed like it would have been a common choice. Plus, it sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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Signing Off,&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''The President'''''&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:33:41 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;made myself a signature!&lt;/p&gt;
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THE&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]] [[User: The President|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;Font-family:Verdana; color:#50FF50;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;President&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:24:26 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President/sig</comments>		</item>
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Small floppy icon for use in The President's signature.&lt;br /&gt;
{{personal-image-sig|The President}}&lt;br /&gt;
== Licensing ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{pd}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:13:35 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:Bt_fd1.gif</comments>		</item>
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Small floppy icon for use in The President's signature.&lt;br /&gt;
== Licensing ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{some website}}&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:07:26 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/File_talk:Bt_fd1.gif</comments>		</item>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;The President:&amp;#32;created userpage&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Please Rise... ==&lt;br /&gt;
...As the [[Tooty-two|tooty-tecond]] president of [[Free Country, USA]] has entered the WIKI.&lt;br /&gt;
== My Homestar History ==&lt;br /&gt;
I was introduced to Homestar Runner in late June/ early July 2005, through [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]]. I proceeded to watch all of 'em. From there, I watched some [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]], and I was hooked. I recently achieved the goal of downloading every single toon, game, email, main page, etc. so I have an offline version of HomestarRunner.com. It took a while, but was made easier using the WIKI. After all the help it provided, I thought I should join.&lt;br /&gt;
== And So... ==&lt;br /&gt;
Here I am! I was really surprised to get this Username. It seemed like it would have been a common choice. Plus, it sounds cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Signing Off,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''''The President'''''&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:59:54 GMT</pubDate>			<dc:creator>The President</dc:creator>			<comments>http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:The_President</comments>		</item>
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