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being mean

The Vector Kid — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:50:18 GMT

The Vector Kid: Punctuation

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[[Image:beingmeanscreenshot.PNG|thumb|"This is why be'sing mean is not always the best choice."]]

Nice Dad comes to Strong Bad for advice on teaching his kids... not to be like Strong Bad.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Hungry Shark]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, September 8, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:26

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:'''
I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: being nice</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
I know you think being mean is fun, but I'm trying to teach 
my kids that that isn't right. Can you say something about 
being nice and point out why being mean isn't always the 
best choice. Thanks! 
-Nice Dad</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You're coming to ''me'' for nice lessons? You expect ''me'' to tell your wussy kids that being mean isn't the best choice? I wonder what other gems are in your sent mail outbox.

''{Strong bad types in other_gems.exe, bringing up another email, accompanied by a ding.}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: chum</div>
Dear Hungry Shark, 
I'm trying to teach my wounded, bleeding sea lions that 
tearing other creatures apart is not the answer, and I 
immediately thought of you!! 
Your Pal, 
Nice Dad</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad picks up a drawing of a bloody-toothed shark at a laptop with the caption "HUNGRY SHARK EMAiLS" when he says "thought of you."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And there's probably one like...

''{Strong Bad types more_other_gems.exe as he says this, bringing up a third email.}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: role model</div>
Hey 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents, 
It's me, Nice Dad! The boys need a lesson about 
responsibility and personal hygiene. Got time to stop by tonight 
between Goblin Keep Sieges? 
-N.D.</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad picks up a drawing of a goblin with the caption "GOBLiN KEEP SiEGE" when he says "Goblin Keep Sieges."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' The only time I know of when being mean isn't the best choice is when someone nearby is holding a ''really'' tall ice cream cone.

''{Cut to the Field. Homestar has an ice cream cone that towers above the top of the screen. Ice cream truck music plays in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey wow, Homestar. That's a great same-shirt-you-always-wear you have on today.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, Strong Bad. Did you want some of my...

''{Strong Bad approaches him and kicks him in the leg, sending the ice cream cone flying and landing on his face in pieces.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OW!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wahahahaha!

''{Homestar starts to lick the ice cream again. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, wait. Being mean is the best choice there too. Look, this is clearly not a job for me Nice Dad (translation: Uncool Dad). When it comes to teaching kids about behavior and choices and various other words from parenting books, there's only one place to look for answers, the Drama Club!

''{Cut to the King of Town in the Classroom. The camera "rotates" around him until it faces him straight-on.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Listen up, class. Instead of watching me doze off for the last ten minutes like we usually do, I've got a special treat for you all today. The drama club is going to perform a state-required skit about being nice, so we can avoid losing our accreditation! Now, give it up... for Coach Z's Nicetown Players!

''{Cut to the side of the room. The lights dim as Coach Z, Marzipan, and Strong Mad enter. They get into various still poses. A couple claps are heard.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You suck.

''{Slow music begins to play. A spotlight goes up on Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Oh, man. What a great pratty. I wonder what kid's house this is.

''{The spotlight goes out, and another one comes up on Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I wonder if he likes me. Will I make the team? I wish my parents would stop fighting.

''{The spotlight goes out, and a third comes up on Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' IS THIS MY CUE?

''{The lights go up. Zoom in on Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, Pants Pull-Upper! Nice pulled-up... pants!

''{Camera Pans right to Marzipan.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I shouldn't laugh, but I want to fit in. Good one, Head Male Cheerleader!

''{Zoom out showing all three. Strong Mad runs away.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO...

''{Close-up of Coach Z and Marzipan. Coach Z moves closer to Marzipan as she leans away from him.}''

'''COACH Z:''' My parents' room is out of town in my car. Wanna go park out?

'''MARZIPAN:''' But what about that poor nerd?

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, who cares about...

''{Wide shot of original stage area. Strong Mad runs in brandishing a baseball bat with spikes on the end. Marzipan screams. He swings it at Coach Z and then they all freeze. Marzipan comes forward as the lights dim. Strong Mad taps Coach Z with the bat, laughing while Coach Z says "Ow." "Stop." "Quit it.", while she speaks.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is why be'sing mean is not always the best choice.

'''COACH Z:''' Drap it! ''{A rap beat begins to play.}'' Now being mean ain't the greatest choice! My name's Coach Z and I—

''{The King of Town appears in front of him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Aaaand we've run out of time.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You suck.

''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See how lame that was Nice Dad? I'm sure your kids could learn all sorts of crap-kicked-out-of-them lessons from superbly acted dramatizations like that. But don't take it from me, let's hear from our resident parenting expert, Hungry Shark.

''{He holds up the Hungry Shark Emails picture again.}''

'''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Sometimes the taste of blood in the water is just so sweet, makes me wanna... I just gon... uh, I'm gonna eat your kids.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down. Strong Bad moves the picture out of its way.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When the King of Town is in the middle of the screen, click on the right-hand side of the chalkboard to change the image. It switches between an image of a [[gun]] shooting the King labeled "BANG" and a blob on the other side of him labeled "[[BRAINS]]", an [[Olympic]] stadium with a torch bearer setting the King's head ablaze, striped horns on the King's head labeled "[[croissants]]?", a creature with the King's crown as its lower jaw, ice cream in the King's crown labeled "ice cream 99¢", and a spear impaling the King labeled "THUCK!"
*After the paper comes down, click on the logo on Hungry Shark's computer to hear the rest of Coach Z's rap song. The scene cuts to an album cover labeled "COACH Z GETS NOICE!" with an insert that says "Learn all sorts of crap-kicked-out-of-you lessons!" and shows Coach Z holding a large Ice Cream cone like Homestar.
:'''COACH Z:''' Drap it! ''{The rap beat begins to play.}'' Now being mean ain't the greatest choice! My name's Coach Z and I likes to get noice! If you don't believe me, listen to my voice; I'll tell ya why being ''nice'' is the greatest choice!

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This email is listed as "being mean" in the Strong Bad Email menu, but "being nice" in the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons menu]].

===Remarks===
*[[Strong Bad Smiling|Strong Bad smiles]] while talking to Homestar, [[Strong Mad Smiling|as does Strong Mad]] in the being nice act.

===Goofs===
* When clubbed on the head by Strong Mad, Coach Z's arms are briefly separated at the elbow.
* When you change the chalkboard by way of the Easter Egg, it reverts back to the "Gun & Brains" image when the King turns his head.

===Inside References===
*The music that plays during the ice cream cone scene is the music from [[Bubs]]' [[Baloney Sammich truck]].
*Marzipan mentions the word "[[Be's|be's]]", in the same way as Homestar in [[candy product]].
*The croissant-like horns in the King of Town Easter egg are a reference to [[3 Wishes]].
*This is another instance of [[blood]].
*This email features a case of [[Lowercase i's]] in place of Regular I's in the case of "HUNGRY SHARK eMAiLS" and "GOBLiN KeeP SieGeS". 
*Coach Z saying "Drap it!" before his rap song is a reference to [[your funeral]].
*The first eight beats of Coach Z's rap song are the same played after the first three lines of [[These peoples try to fade me]].
*Coach Z mentions [[pants]].

===Real-World References===
* The bad acting presentation and Coach Z's rap song parody after-school good-behavior shorts from the early '90s, such as [[Wikipedia:Don't Copy That Floppy|Don't Copy That Floppy]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail199.html|watch "being mean"]]
*[[HR:sbemail199.swf|view the Flash file for "being mean"]]
*[[Forum:14699|Forum thread re: "being mean"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]]

magic trick

The Vector Kid — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:20:45 GMT

The Vector Kid: Spelling

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[[Image:Sbemail198.png|thumb|"This might hurt a lottle!"]]

Strong Bad shows off all the different kinds of magic.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]] (Easter Egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stage]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[D N'D Greg's Parents' Basement]] (Easter Egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, August 11, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:52

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm gonna check my uhngh, and then I'll check my uhngh, and then we'll turn it out.
<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: Srongbad email</div>
Hey. I am a girl from sweden and like magic. Could you do 
a magic trick? I would be so happy, and maybe visit some 
day. Her are a tips to you: Take homestar runner in a box 
and take a saw and saw him. 
From Agnes in sweden!
</blockquote>
''{Strong Bad pauses briefly after saying "Hey", says "OK" after reading "Take Homestar Runner in a box", says, "Yes, yes!" after "and take a saw", and sounds excited after, "and saw him". He then exclaims "From Agnes in Sweden!?"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You're a girl. From Sweden. And you want me to take a saw to Homestar Runner. Um, I think we might need to get married, Agnes. ''{clears screen}'' Of course I can do a magic trick, babehoney. But what kind should it be, honbaby? Are we talking about, like, community center talent show type magic? You know, the kind with...

''{A page of a book pops up, showing a picture of a stereotypical magician with two cups and two balls in front of him. Below him is the text "Cups and Balls", to the left of him is "Fig. 1a", and above him is "The How-to Book of How to Do Magics". A thought bubble is next to him saying, "Both!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...cups and balls, or those jangly metal rings where the guy's like "Jingle jangle!"

''{Another page of a book shows the same magician holding two rings close to each other. "Fig. 6a" is to the left, and "Jingle jangle!" appears in a word bubble.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now they're ''separate'' rings!

''{The magician takes the rings away from each other as Strong Bad says this, prompting him to say "Omigosh!" The caption now reads "Fig. 6k."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, and don't forget the ubiquitous live woodland creature...

''{The magician is now holding a squirrel in his palm. The text "Fig. 17f" is to the left of him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...Cleverly smooshed into the lining of one's jacket or pants!

''{As Strong Bad says this, the magician shoves the squirrel into the front of his pants, apologizing with "Sorry, Mom!" The text now reads "Fig. 17g."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But nothing says low-grade magic substitute like...

''{Strong Bad appears on a stage with purple curtains, holding a cone of newspaper. To the left of him is a table with two balls, two rings and a glass of milk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The mystical Cone of Newspaper!

''{The crowd gasps. The camera zooms in on Strong Bad as he grabs the glass of milk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now watch carefully as I pour this full glass of white milk into this cone of newspaper!

''{He shakes the newspaper, and then pours milk into it. Crickets chirp.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Huh? Huh? Err...

''{The camera zooms out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Does anyone remember what this trick is supposed to do?

''{Milk drips down the bottom of the newspaper. Strong Bad looks down at his leg and shakes it, causing The Cheat to burst out of nowhere. The scene cuts to Strong Bad typing on the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or I could go a few steps up from that amateur stuff to the guys that are willing to blow their life savings in the name of magic! Or as I like to call them... moneygicians!

''{Cut to Strong Bad in the field, standing on top of a small crate that reads "SEVENTEEN FOR FREE". A purple box with stars and an exclamation mark is to the left, with another box on top featuring a hole and a square hole with red curtains. His audience seems to be just Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, and Coach Z.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, folks! Gazemaze in gazemazement, as I totally ordered Magic Novelties--

''{Zoom in on Strong Bad pointing his boxing gloves at the object on the right.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' --and Amusement Catalogue Item #1407B, assembled it, read the instructions on how to use it! And ''you'' didn't!

''{Strong Sad and Homestar Runner are shown in the audience. Each is standing next to another Item #1407B.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hate to burst your bubble, man.

''{Strong Bad is typing on his Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' There's also the subcategory of flowy-sleeved moneygicians. These are the guys with really hot assistants, really high production values, and really ''{pauses}'' not a lot of magic. They might as well just spend their money paying the audience to believe they did magic, instead of putting on a big, pointless show.

''{Strong Bad is talking to Bubs, wearing a jacket that's flowing in the wind because of a fan in front of him. Strong Bad hands Bubs some dollar bills.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Here's a thousand bucks. I made this building disappear.

''{The camera zooms out. The word "POOF!" has been painted onto Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''BUBS:''' That's gazemazing!

''{The scene darkens. When Strong Bad says "street magic", an easel propped up against the Cinder Block is shown reading "street" "magic" "today" with an arrow pointing right. }''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or I could go with the recent trend of street magic, but it usually just descends into dudes doing stupid crap to themselves in public.

''{Strong Bad is shown wearing a greasy shirt. A can labelled "tips" is to the right of him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' For six straight days, I will not drink, I will not blink, I will not think! And I definitely will not do any magic while standing on top of Bubs' concession stand!

''{As he says this, the camera zooms out to reveal him on top of Bubs' stand with Homestar watching.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What magic!

''{Strong Bad is now typing on the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' But forget about the different kinds of magic tricks. I think it's time to take Homestar Runner in a box. And take a saw. And saw him.

''{Strong Bad is on stage, holding a saw and wearing the flowy jacket, again with a fan behind him. Homestar is next to him, wearing a box labeled "This Side Brown" upside down with an arrow pointing towards Homestar's head and some fake arms.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, we've never met before, have we, sir?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, good buddy Strong Bad. We have never met.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You look like a man of many arms.

''{Zoom in on Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, I'm like an octopus.

''{Drumroll as the camera zooms back out.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right then, hold still... this might hurt a lot-tle!

''{Abruptly, Homestar's fake arms fall off. A silhouetted Coach Z appears.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oops.

'''COACH Z:''' That saw didn't even touch him! He's pure evil!

''{Strong Bad is typing on the Lappy again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, sweet wife Agnes, that didn't turn out ''exactly'' as I hoped. But now, not only does Coach Z think I'm a good magician, he also thinks I'm a class 3 dark wizard! Oh, and one more thing, Agnes...

''{Strong Bad holds a card up to the screen, showing four pictures of his butt, reading "4 my butt".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Was ''this'' your card?

''{A crowd gasps, and the [[New Paper]] comes down. A second later, Strong Sad interrupts.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Wait, Strong Bad, you left out an important kind of magic!

''{Strong Bad glances over.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''(The camera zooms out to reveal Strong Sad at the desk, wearing a blue leotard, with the words "Spandex Wonder" on it.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' The magic of il-l-l-l-l-lusion.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, I hope to high Heaven that outfit is an illusion!

''{Strong Sad's head tilts forward somewhat, until it falls off and shatters on the floor. A second Strong Sad appears on the other side of the screen.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Il-l-l-l-l-lusion!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wah!

''{Strong Bad jumps and grabs the first, headless Strong Sad. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*While the toon is zoomed in on Strong Bad, you can click on item #1407B after he says its catalog number to see its catalog page in ''Magic Novelties and Amusements Catalog''. It's called "The Devil's Crapper", and sells for "Just $6,000".
*At the end, click on "class 3 dark wizard" to see a Teen Girl Squad-style clip featuring Coach Z and D N'D Greg.
*:'''COACH Z''': How can I defeat him, o' my master?
*:'''D N'D GREG''': First you'll have to procure some root of mandrake powder.
*:'''COACH Z''': Ooh! I should have plenty o' that layin' around! That's what I use to defeat the dark fungus from downungus!
*:'''D N'D GREG''': I'm gonna have to ask you to leave my parent's basement now.

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===

*The paper cone and milk trick's usual illusion is that the milk is supposed to disappear.

===Trivia===
*The label on the [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#rama|rama]]".
*During the email song, this is the first time we see Strong Bad's head lean into the screen.

===Remarks===
*The trick with the "jangly rings" Strong Bad describes involves a pair of solid metal rings becoming linked or separated during the trick without breaking. However, the rings in the first illustration are not linked.
*While Strong Bad is presenting item #1407b to an audience, the silhouettes of the audience are of three heads, Homestar, Strong Sad, and Coach Z. However, when the audience is revealed only Strong Sad and Homestar are present.
*The symbols on Strong Bad's "4 my butt" card are all right-side-up. Traditionally playing cards have the lower half of their symbols upside-down so that they look mostly the same either way.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Wall-bracket-goof.png|thumb|200px|And for my next trick, I shall put a bracket on the wall!]]
*The close square bracket "]" that precedes Strong Bad's opening reply is seen on the wall as it rises after he clears the screen.
*When Homestar's "arms" fall, the image of the baseball bat skews to conform to the "surface" of the floor and is on top of Homestar's blue sole.
*When Strong Bad is displaying the types of magic, what he describes about them is on the Lappy, however no typing noise is heard.

===Inside References===
*This is another occurrence of characters recognizing that Homestar has [[Lack of Visible Arms|no arms]].
*Homestar's fake arms originate from [[fingers]], except the "arms" are in the opposite places.
*This is an instance of [[Strong Sad's Severed Head]].
*This is another example of [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship#Strong Sad's Revenge|Strong Sad getting his revenge]].
*This email features several [[portmanteau]]s:
**"moneygician": "money" and "magician"
**"gazemaze": "gaze" and "amaze"
**"gazemazement": "gaze" and "amazement"
**"gazemazing": "gaze" and "amazing"
**"a lottle": "a lot" and "little"
*The music during Strong Bad's "flowy-sleeved moneygician" act is the music used to introduce [[Mr. Bland]], [[Señor]] and [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] in [[Strongest Man in the World]] (and was also reused in [[more armies]]).
*The [[soapbox]] now reads "Seventeen For Free".
*This is an instance of [[Strong Bad wearing a shirt]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad on the roof is a parody of endurance artist and magician [[Wikipedia:David Blaine|David Blaine]].
* Strong Sad's outfit and reference to "Illusion" at the end are a reference to the late Canadian magician, [[Wikipedia:Doug Henning|Doug Henning]].
*Strong Bad's flowey-sleeved magicians are a reference to illusionists, such as [[Wikipedia:David Copperfield (illusionist)|David Copperfield]], who wear similar shirts while they perform. His attempt to make Bubs' concession stand disappear is specifically a reference to Copperfield's famous [[Wikipedia:Vanishing the Statue of Liberty|Vanishing the Statue of Liberty]] illusion.
*The Milk in a Newspaper Cone trick is described [http://magic.asme.org/pdf/4milkpitcher.pdf here]. (PDF.)
*In the Easter Egg, D N'D Greg mentions Mandrake Powder. Mandrake is a [[wikipedia:Mandrake (plant)|real plant]] that traditionally was thought to have magical properties.


==External Links==
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User talk:Heimstern Läufer

The Vector Kid — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:52:06 GMT

The Vector Kid:

'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive1|Archiv Okt-Nov 2005]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive2|Archiv Dez 2005]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive3|Archiv Jan 2006]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive4|Archiv Feb 2006]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive5|Archiv März-Apr 2006]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive6|Archiv Mai-Dez 2006]]''' 
'''[[User talk:Heimstern Läufer/archive7|Archiv Jan-Sep 2007]]'''

==Chinese Translation==

I think that "我不喜欢饭了!" means "I did not like the food!" Am I right? {{User:Saddy_Dumpington/sig}} 19:44, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
:Hmm, I guess since I archived my talk, there's no way for you too see that it's already been answered by Dot com. My bad. Anyway, it actually means "I don't like food anymore!" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:31, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
==GERM. FUN!!(note:germ. is short for german)==
*rot=red,
*orange=orange,
*rosa=pink,
*braun=brown,
*gelb=yellow,
*grun=green,
*blau=blue
*lila=purple
*purpur=magenta
*weib=white
*grau=gray
*schwartz=black
That's all german I know.[[User:Rinop|Rinop]] 21:11, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
:Mostly good. Only changes: "weib" should be "weiß" (or "weiss"), and "schwartz" should be "schwarz". {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:20, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
::And "grun" should be "grün". And make sure you wash your hands after having fun with germs. Be safe,{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:26, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
:::Ah yes, forgot that one. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:31, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Well, that's because, well fine, redo:
*rot=red
*orange=orange
*rosa=pink
*braun=brown
*gelb=yellow
*grün=green
*blau=blue
*lila=purple
*purpur=magenta
*weiss=white
*grau=gray
*schwarz=black
And, the germ in germ fun was actually a abb. I made up for ''Germ''an.[[User:Rinop|Rinop]]

I can count to one billion in German =D...
Will I? no...

--{{User:Zerlock1124/sig}} 23:30, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:Das würde zu lange dauern! :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:33, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

== Translation Time ==

"You can't destroy me!" from [[candy product]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:30, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
:Correct as usual! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:18, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

== Nov 6 2007 Opera Quote ==

Re {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Heimstern_L%C3%A4ufer&curid=33727&diff=513956&oldid=511890 this}}: The opera is ''[[Wikipedia:Carmen|Carmen]]'', and I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for, but the name "Carmen" can be found at the ends of [[Homestarloween Party]] and [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]] when Strong Bad's costumes are revealed. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:32, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
:'Zactly. I would have accepted either of those as correct answers; you were good enough to give both. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:56, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

== Block Notices ==

Hey Heimstern Läufer. Is it okay if I tell people that they have been blocked for x days and come back and make good edits. Is it? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 22:54, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
:I don't think you should. Better to leave that to the sysop making the block. Also, it needs to be better worded than this. "Come back and make good edits" could be read as sarcastic (you probably didn't mean it that way, but it can be seen that way). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:00, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
::Also, sam, if you're going to ask if it's okay to do something, better to ask BEFORE doing it... {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 23:01, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Okay. Just askin. And as the conclusion ends, it is established that [[Breaking into Strong Bad's House|Homestar breaks in to way to many houses]]. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 23:06, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
::::In case you are wondering, the reason I took so long is that I'm always very hesitant to block users who may be acting in good faith, even if misguidedly. In this case, I blocked only when it was clear that nothing else was going to stop the disruption. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:35, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
:::::I think the guy you blocked will get back at [[Bubs and Coach Z's Relationship]] tomorrow. Either that, or create the page again. Or even vandalize your page. What should we do? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:23, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
::::::Nothing. We don't block users for stuff they didn't do yet. If he comes back, and let's don't get over our heads here in who this guy is, he will be dealt with. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 08:20, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

== Testing, exam time message ==

hey Heimstern Läufer, how are you? listen, I'll be having my year 10 exams in the coming weeks, so I'll off Homestar runner wiki for a while, can you tell me what that message is called, and where it it?

much appreciate, [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 04:41, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
:We don't have a specific template for that purpose, but you can always just add a note to your userpage saying you'll be away. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:08, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

== Invitation to register ==
I've been meaning to say thanks for your kind words, even back before I'd registered. You definitely made me feel more welcome. :) [[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 18:51, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
:My pleasure. Keep up the work you do around the wiki. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:00, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

== Marshie ==

isn't he saying "you can't destroy me?" 
[[User:AwkwardFire|AwkwardFire]] 06:37, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
:Correct, but DorianGray has already answered it correctly (see above on my talk page). Good work, anyway. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:38, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

I guess i can't have my cupcake or eat it, either... 
[[User:AwkwardFire|AwkwardFire]] 06:45, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

== sorry ==

sorry 'bout that Heimstern, I was forced by theyellowdart to do that [[User:Snickjames55|Snickjames55]] 04:29, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
:You were forced to do this? How? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:41, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

== Re: ==

<blockquote>Hi, Emroski! Welcome to HRWiki! I saw that you've begun making Turkish subtitles; are you a native speaker of Turkish? Anyway, I'm glad to see you've started to edit here, and I hope you'll have a great time at this wiki! If you have any questions, you can feel free to ask on [[User talk:Heimstern Läufer|my talk page]]. Talk atcha later! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:24, 27 December 2007 (UTC) </blockquote>

Re: Hi, German buddy, I'm not a new user. I registered Homes Turk at first, that is reserved username (for school). My actual name is Homes Turk, man. With crackles, [[User:Emroski|Emroski]] 06:29, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
:Hmm, OK. I don't quite follow why you need two accounts, though, since users are usually only allowed to have one. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:40, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
::It might be a good idea, since public computers sometimes have viruses or something... {{User:The Goblin/sig}} 20:32, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
:::And how would that matter? Virus can't travel via same user account. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:40, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
::::The Goblin: It's true that some users at Wikipedia follow this practice (myself included). But as far as I know, our policy does not allow for that at this time. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:43, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

== Question (H*R Wiki banner) ==

Hey Heimstern Laufer, you told me on my talk page that I could ask you a question, so I'll ask you one (this will be the only time, I promise). I'm going to make a H*R Wiki banner because I'm bored, is there a certain place I should put it? [[Image:Kurosaki_signature_image_flower.png]] [[User:Kurosaki|Kurosaki]] · [[User talk:Kurosaki|talk]] 20:20, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
:What kind of banner do you mean, and how would it be used? For example, if it would go on your user page, then it would be a [[HRWiki:personal image|personal image]]. If you're interested in making a ''lot'' of banners, then the [[HRFWiki:|fanstuff wiki]] probably has a place for that. (Also, feel free to ask more than just that one question. :) ) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:07, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
::I also feel I should point we already have a couple of our own [[Links#Want to link to this Wiki?|official banners]], but we haven't had any new ones in a long, long time. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:11, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
:::It's dot com — I was talking about banners advertising the site, like on the article DorianGray linked to. I do think I will be making a lot of these. [http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/5374/checkitoutyn8.png Here is a banner I made.] [[Image:Kurosaki_signature_image_flower.png]] [[User:Kurosaki|Kurosaki]] · [[User talk:Kurosaki|talk]] 23:49, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

== My bad ==
I thought he was removeing someone comment from the talk page. Must be my Dyslexia. Ya sorry about that. [[User:The-homsarrunner|The-homsarrunner]] 6:13 Jan,13,2008

:OK. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:16, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

== Lost in Translation ==
Hey Heimstern. For your translation of "The King of Town" (Der König der Stadt), literally, that means "The King the town". Wouldn't it be better to say something like "Der Stadtkönig" or "Der König von Stadt"? I'm only in German I, so obviously my translation wouldn't compare to yours. But nonetheless, could you provide feedback?

--{{User:Zerlock1124/sig}} 23:28, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
:Good question, Zerlock. Here's my answer: although "von" is sometimes used to translate the English "of", it's also very common to simply change the noun into the genitive case. In this case, the noun is "die Stadt". Changing it to the genitive makes it "der Stadt". So "Der König der Stadt" is actually "The King of (the) Town" because "Stadt" is in the genitive. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:32, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

::Ah, Danke. -{{User:Zerlock1124/sig}} 04:18, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
|| the first | is a blink so it's an emoticon. anyways, Ludwig von Beethoven translates to Ludwig of Beethoven? -{{User:Justin Master of Nature/sig}}

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=time_capsule&diff=538762&oldid=538734&rcid=495778 Dissenting Party?] ==

I am NOT throwing a dissenting party. For one thing, my apartment isn't big enough, for another, I can't afford the alcohol. Plan your own parties rather than claiming that other people are throwing one! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:10, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
:You are absolutely no fun. Hmmpf. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:11, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

==Troll attack==
Well, look like [[User:Dr.who|Dr.who]] is back (with more sock puppets) we better keep are eyes open. Good job at reverting is vandalism. I was in the middle of greeting him. Well good job {{User:The-homsarrunner/sig}}

== answer to the german translation ==

"Du kannst mich nicht zerstören!" translates to "Capital M and then arshie!" That's my guess. --{{User:The 386/sig}} 02:31, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
:Already been solved, and it's "You can't destroy me!" {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:44, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

==hey==
anyways i read what u gave me and am now trying to get to be a sysop.

== Also.. ==

You might want [[User:Heimstern Laufer]]. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:17, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, that's a vandal username. And I'm no vandal! But in all seriousness, when we've discussed userpage redirects in the past, we've usually talked about each person only being allowed one redirect, so I won't make that redirect unless the community clearly favours it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:21, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::I favor it... screw the vandal, he's not coming back, he doesn't need that page. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:28, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
:::The vandal issue is not the main one. It's whether or not the community is OK with me having more than one. And yes, I register that you are cool with it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 00:31, 19 February 2008 (UTC)
::::If you want it, I be cool with it Heimstern. :) --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:42, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::Me too. And if I got one redirect, I'd pick [[User:Homestar winner]]. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 02:44, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

== You Never Answered My Question ==

Sorry if this is rude of me, but I tried to ask you something [[Talk:This is the (adjective) video game I've ever played|here]] about 3 days ago. [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 21:32, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

== Signature... ==

<strike>Since you said I could ask you stuff... I edited [[User:Iyeru/sig]] but my signature won't freaking show. It'll just show the default Wikipedia signature. It's annoying. [[User:Iyeru|Iyeru]] 04:16, 2 April 2008 (UTC)</strike>
:<strike>Forgot to edit my freaking preferences. But now we have another problem, it shows the template rather than my sig. -_- [[User:Iyeru|{{User:Iyeru/sig}}]] 04:19, 2 April 2008 (UTC)</strike>
::Let's see if this works again after checking that checkbox. -_- {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 04:21, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, looks like you got it. That's cool! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:24, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

== Uploading Stuff... ==

Error Received: "The action you have requested is limited to users in one of the groups [[Autoconfirmed users]], [[Bots]], [[Sysops]]."

I was just going to upload an image of my face so I can stick it on my user page, but I guess I ''can't''. Are External Images allowed? If so, how do I make them? Do I just use the IMG html tag? {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 04:46, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
:You'll be autoconfirmed pretty soon, and then you can upload an image. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:48, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
::Someone should seriously edit that "Autoconfirmed users" page there, otherwise people will keep asking what they are. {{User:Iyeru/sig}} 04:50, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
::I still haven't been autoconfirmed, does it REALLY take this long? {{User:Iyeru/sig}}
:::Yes, it does. And [[HRWiki:FAQ#How_do_I_upload_an_image.3F|much longer]], actually.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:11, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
::::Well then, I hope I never get baleeted, or else I'll have to go through that again. {{User:Iyeru/sig}}

== so ==

poopsmith Z's inactive? ok I jus can't get over what that jerk did to me over there, jus cause of my beleifs in love life, don't understand? then check ot my page [[User:Hamsarguy3|Hamsarguy3]] 17:31, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

==Religion==

I dont know if there is a rule against this but you talk about your church activities. Just wonderin what religion you belonged to [[User:Physicsguymonsterman|Physicsguymonsterman]] 00:09, 15 April 2008 (UTC) I AM AT THE BOTTOM ; }

== HRWiki:Featured article for 2008, week 16, day 6 ==

I created that article as a redirect, so that the 5 red links would go away. Why'd you delete it?
:What redlinks? At any rate, those pages aren't necessary. That's why I deleted them. We only need to include project pages for daily FAs when we actually are doing daily FAs. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:28, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
:redlinks=[[Special:Wantedpages]] There were 5 pages linked to said deletion, so I added a redirect to resolve the issue.
::Those 5 links don't really exist - they're a result of the way the "Featured Article" section works. Today, for example, it looks at both [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2008, week 16, day 6]] and [[HRWiki:Featured article for 2008, week 16]] (with no "day" part). If the specific-day one exists, it shows that, but if it doesn't, it shows the whole-week one. So we can have daily featured articles or weekly featured articles, and change between them, just by creating the features in the right place. However, because of the way it works, ''both'' of the daily and weekly templates get linked to by [[Main Page]] behind the scenes... even though one of them isn't actually used. So the daily one ends up in [[Special:Wantedpages]], since the Main Page (and 4 other pages that look like the Main Page) seem to be linking to it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:54, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
:::Thank you so much!

== Biz Cas Fri 2 ==

I '''DID''' try [[Talk:Biz Cas Fri 2#Possible remark...|discussing]] first. No one else said anything. --[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 03:55, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
:OK, sorry I didn't notice that. If no one says anything, though, it's better just to be bold and add it to the article than to STUFF, especially while making no argument for the fact. STUFF should really only be used as a last resort these days (I know it wasn't that way in the past, but our community has moved in a different direction in this front). Meanwhile, I've replied to your comment on the talk page. Hope that helps. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:59, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
::Looking again, apparently you did, and it was reverted. Hmm. Well, the best way to go would still probably have been to try to engage the reverter (in this case, Defender) on the talk page. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:02, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Had a case been made, i would have been able to refute it. in my removal summary, I said that it wasn't remarkable... until there's a case made that it is, i feel no obligation to prove that it's not, hence why i did not respond on the talk page, which merely stated the same remark without making a case as to its notability. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 04:07, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
::::Still, if it's brought up on the talk page, then a reply should be made on the talk page in addition to an edit summary. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:16, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::Yes, it's often forgotten that edit summaries and talk posts serve different ends and are not interchangeable, or that one is always enough. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 05:04, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

== Happy Heim-day! ==

Happy birthday, little fellow! And just think, your next birthday is going to come up a few hours earlier for you, So it's only 355 days an some hours away. :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:01, 22 May 2008 (UTC) 
:Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Heimi :-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:23, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::He-hey! Ilko Chang! But where are all the Chinese miner games? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 11:37, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::生日快乐! — [[User:It's dot com|它是公司的域名]] 2008年5月22日 (四) 13:49 (UTC)
::::And may you never get the black lung. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:07, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::Happy birthday, Nat! You're a great guy, so I hope you have a great day! My middle name is Crapperson, {{User:Trey56/sig}} 19:33, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::Another Heimday? I thought that was last week. Anyway, Heimi is on point. Go read a book. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:32, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks to one and all! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 06:14, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

== Yes sir ==

Yes sir, sorry sir, right away sir. I was doing that to test the "minor edit" button. I was going to delete it right away. Never again, I swear.
Best wishes, [[User:MichaelXX2|MichaelXX2]]
:You are aware that tests like that are why we have the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]], no? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:50, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

==sorry==

I think that that got added to the transcript while I was watching the email.
:No need to be sorry; I know what you did was an attempt to help the wiki. I hope you'll keep looking for ways, because we can always use more contributors (and it's OK to make some mistakes while you're learning). Keep on tranglin', {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:57, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

==Hi==

Since you are a Wikipedia admin, I'd like to ask you something. My Wikipedia account has been blocked because it is highly suspected of being a sock of some person I don't even know and have a COMPLETELY different IP address from. Could you please unblock it? Thanks. [[User:IntfictExpert|IntfictExpert]] 00:52, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
:Everyone else: Please forgive my using this talk page for Wikipedia-type business.
:IntfictExpert: You have been identified as the banned user 98E by a checkuser. I have no checkuser privileges at Wikipedia and thus have no way to confirm or deny this. I therefore will most definitely not unblock your account without hearing some doubt from a checkuser that you are 98E. Please note that, as my note above suggests, this talk page really should not be used for non-HRWiki-related business; therefore, I ask you not to continue this discussion here please. Thank you. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:37, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
::I have not been identified as that user. I don't know him. I don't even have the same IP as him. I'm from Australia and he's from America.
:::I've already told you that I'm not amenable to continuing this discussion here. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:06, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
::::Well where can I continue it? It's very hard to be released from this block. [[User:IntfictExpert|IntfictExpert]] 03:19, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::Try creating a new username. If it wasn't your IP that was blocked, from the way you stated your sentence earlier, then you should be able to create a new account...but please don't continue the conversation here, as we don't have any affiliation with the big cheese, Wikipedia. {{User:DevonM/sig}} 04:51, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
::::::Creating a new username - now that's just making a sockpuppet. [[User:IntfictExpert|IntfictExpert]] 04:59, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Devon, that wouldn't be acceptable. Please be careful what advice you give, as this advice was frankly quite bad and definitely unhelpful.
:::::::IntfictExpert, all I can suggest is emailing another checkuser. I'm done discussing this here. If you continue this discussion here, I will revert. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:04, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

== "Swears" etc. ==

Regarding your message re: [[Talk:more_armies#Explanation_of_lunch-handeree_label]]

:''Concerning your recent dispute with OptimisticFool concerning the censoring of a word: He was correct that we don't include words like that in our articles (with a few exceptions, for which we do offer a warning)...''

I've seen a lot of these ominous-sounding "we don't", both in your message and in others' edit summaries; but I've read the policies, guidelines, etc., and I don't find any evidence that this is anything but your personal feeling about what ought to be done. Even if it is an accurate description of what has generally happened in the past, how does "we don't" translate into "I shouldn't" if there's no policy about it? In this case the crucial phrase here is "words like this"; I've already stated my opinion that you're just wrong about whether this particular word is "like" uncontroversial ''crap'' or, let's say, uncontroversially obscene m**********r, but you and the other discussion participants just continue to presuppose your point. [[User:Shelikescloth|Shelikescloth]] 19:57, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

== Fourth Wall Breaks? ==

Hey Heimstern, I was just looking around the [[:Category:Articles_needing_cleanup|list of articles that need cleaning-up]] and I noticed that [[Fourth Wall Breaks]] is on there. When you look at its [[Talk:Fourth_Wall_Breaks|talk page]], it says that it's a featured article. Just curious, but why is it a featured article if it's marked for cleanup? -[[User:The Vector Kid|TVK]] 06:17, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:Well, the problems that need cleanup may have developed after the article was featured, or it may simply be that we noticed problems that we didn't notice at the time of the feature. Note that we aren't quite as strict about the quality of our featured articles as Wikipedia is, also. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:39, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::Gotcha. I'm just used to 'kipedia I guess, but thanks for the update!

User talk:Heimstern Läufer

The Vector Kid — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:17:43 GMT

The Vector Kid: /**/Fourth Wall Breaks?

The Fat Bee

The Vector Kid — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:49:21 GMT

The Vector Kid: Linked Homestar to his page

[[Image:TheFatBee.PNG|thumb|right|220px|The Fat Bee]]
{{about|character also known as "The Bee"}} {{for|[[Halloween costumes|Halloween costume]]|Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes}}
'''The Fat [[Bee]]''' is a character associated with [[The Grape Fairie]] that appears in the early [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Its head is similar to [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s or [[The Poopsmith]]'s. It used to just be known as "the Grape Fairie's bee", until it was referred to as "The Fat Bee" in a [[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-03|Weekly Fanstuff]]. It is often used to hold things up, like the [[Old Flash Stuff]] banner.

==Appearances==
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book]]
*[[Main Page 20]]
*[[Old Flash Stuff]]
*Email [[alternate universe]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-03|Weekly Fanstuff]] — August 3, 2006
*[[Strongest Man in the World]]

[[Category:Storybook Characters|Fat Bee, The]]

Potatoes

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:51:59 GMT

The Vector Kid: Changed the category to generic food and drinks, instead of just food and drinks (that looks to be brand specific, which potatoes are not).

[[Image:Potatoes.png|thumb|200px|"Man, is there anything potatoes can't do?"]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Potato|Potatoes]]''' make occasional appearances throughout Free Country, USA. The style of potatoes seen can depend on the characters present. For example, the [[King of Town]] is seen with mashed and [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]], while [[Strong Bad]] appears more commonly with [[Potate|potato chips]]. Lesser characters, such as [[Sickly Sam]] or [[The Ugly One]], are more frequently seen around the burlap sack that typically contains potatoes, rather than the potatoes themselves.

==Appearances==
*Strong Bad occasionally wakes up on his couch with a bag of Potate brand potato chips.
*Sickly Sam wears a burlap sack with the word "POTATES" written across it.
*Email [[caper]] — [[The Brothers Chaps]] mention potatoes and potato chips in the DVD commentary.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] — The Ugly One is crushed by a sack of "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes.
*Email [[the bet]] — The King of Town has a 200-lb bag of Awwww Gratin potatoes in his pantry.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — The King of Town stands alongside a giant tub of mashed potates.
*[[Mashed_Potato_Jones#SK-2004-11-08|Sketchbook 2004]] — Mashed Potato Jones, one of the "characters" from Halloween Fairstival, was drawn for the sketchbook on November 8th, 2004.
*Email [[animal]] — The email is sent by someone called "Spud Jr". The Brothers Chaps explain in the DVD commentary that "spud" is another word for "potato".
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — The Fat, Fat Friar uses his teeth to slice potatoes (and carrots) into his stew.
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-11|Weekly Fanstuff 2006]] — A fan sent in a model of [[Pom Pom]] made out of potatoes, called "new potato pom", which was shown in the Weekly Fanstuff of August 11th, 2006.
*[[Why_Come_Only_One_Girl%3F|Why Come Only One Girl?]] — While discussing a new female character and the scenario of her wearing a burlap sack, the Narrator wonders what would be shown on its front. Possible choices included the word "potato", "potate", or simply a picture of a potato.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad eats [[Chippies!]] and flavored triangles, which he claims are his prescription antidepressants.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] jump into a large pile of potatoes to gloss over the fact that they lost the competition.

==See Also==
*[[French Fries]]

[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

User:The Vector Kid

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:49:42 GMT

The Vector Kid:

The Vector Kid has been a faithful member of the H*R community since [[dragon|the birth of Trogdor]]. He's been exploring the HRWiki for some time now, and decided it was time to join in on the fun. He [[mash|mashes]] [[rando]] every night, because H*R helps him sleep better than a heaping helping of [[suudsu]]... oh yes.

Article creations:
[[Potatoes]], which was modified up to standards by the pros. Thanks guys!

User talk:The Vector Kid

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:48:28 GMT

The Vector Kid: replaced the page with 'Nothin to see, nothin to seeeee!'

Nothin to see, nothin to seeeee!

Talk:Potatoes

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:45:20 GMT

The Vector Kid:

Whoever left the template, you need to post on the talk page too. Ok, the items need to be sequentially ordered and Idon't know what else since SOMEONE didn't post on talk per the reasons for the template. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 13:31, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
:'''DONE.''' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 14:00, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the cleanup guys! I love watching the wiki-veterans work their magic. [[User:The Vector Kid|TVK]] 18:45, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Potatoes

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:15:17 GMT

The Vector Kid: Finished initial construction of the article.

[[Image:Potatoes.png|thumb|200px|Is there anything potatoes can't do?]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Potato|Potatoes]]''' make occasional appearances throughout Free Country, USA. The style of potatoes seen depends on the characters around them. For example, the King of Town is seen with mashed and [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]], while Strong Bad appears more commonly with [[Potate|potato chips]]. Lesser characters, such as [[Sickly Sam]] or [[The Ugly One]] are more frequently seen around the burlap sack that typically contains potatoes, rather than the potatoes themselves.

==Appearances==
*The King of Town has a 200-lb bag of [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]] potatoes in his pantry.
*Strong Bad occasionally wakes up from his couch with a bag of [[Potate]] brand potato chips.
*[[Sickly Sam]] wears a burlap sack with the word "POTATOES" written across it.
*[[French Fries]] are also seen in several places.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] - The Ugly One is crushed by a sack of "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - The King of Town stood alongside a giant tub of mashed potates.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] - The Fat, Fat Friar was slicing potatoes into his stew.
*[[pet show]] - Strong Bad and The Cheat jump into a large pile of potatoes to gloss over the fact that they lost the competition.
*[[cliffhangers]] - Strong Bad eats [[Chippies!]] and flavored triangles, which he claims are his prescription antidepressants.
*[[Mashed_Potato_Jones#SK-2004-11-08|Sketchbook 2004]] - Mashed Potato Jones, one of the "characters" from Halloween Fairstival, was drawn for the sketchbook on November 8th, 2004.
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-11|Weekly Fanstuff 2006]] - A fan sent in a model of Pom Pom made out of potatoes, called "new potato pom".
*[[Why_Come_Only_One_Girl%3F|Why Come Only One Girl?]] - While discussing a new female character and the scenario of her wearing a burlap sack, the Narrator wonders what would be shown on its front. Possible choices included the word "potato", "potate", or simply a picture of a potato.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] mention potatoes in the DVD commentary of [[animal]] and [[caper]].

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

Potate

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:11:35 GMT

The Vector Kid: /* See Also */ Added a link to potatoes.

[[Image:Potate_bag.png|thumb|right|210px|Early morning Potate]]
'''Potate''' is the resident brand name of certain potatoes and potato chips in [[Free Country, USA]]. In the [[Old-Timey]] cartoons, [[Sickly Sam]] normally wears a Potate bag instead of a shirt. [[Strong Bad]] is also occasionally seen wearing one on his hand or his head when he wakes up. It is apparently one of the many [[The King of Town's Food|foods]] that [[The King of Town]] enjoys eating, as it has been seen stored in his [[King of Town's Castle|pantry]].

In [[retirement]], Potate, as well as many other brands of chippety-chomps (including [[Chippies!]] and "Flavored Triangles") are seemingly Strong Bad's anti-depressant medication. He gets the chips at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] with a prescription.

== Appearances ==
===Modern===
*Email [[morning routine]]
*Email [[the bet]]
*Email [[cheatday]]
*Email [[garage sale]] ''(out of frame in the swf file)''
*Email [[retirement]]
*[[Why Come Only One Girl?]]
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]]

===Old-Timey===
*[[Parsnips A-Plenty]]
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]]
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] (Easter egg)
*[[That A Ghost]]

== See Also ==
*[[Chippies!]]
*[[Potatoes]]

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

Chippies!

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The Vector Kid: Added a See Also section which links to Potate, as they're both brands of potato chips.

[[Image:Chippies!.png|thumb|A bag of Chippies!]]
'''Chippies!''' is a brand of chips seen in the emails [[retirement]] and [[rated]]. In retirement, [[Strong Bad]] is seen eating them, as they are his antidepressant. He describes them as "Italian-herb-chipotle-buffalo-ranch-guacamole-Thai-peanut-[[Style|style]] chippety-chomps". Empty bags of Chippies! litter the floor of the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] along with [[Potate]] and Flavored Triangles bags. They are sold by [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], where Strong Bad slinks off to refill his prescription.

"Chippies" is also the word [[Coach Z]] uses to refer to Andy Capp's Hot Fries in [[your friends]].

== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[retirement]]
* Email [[rated]]

== See Also ==
*[[Potate]]
[[Category:Food and drinks]]

French Fries

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:06:20 GMT

The Vector Kid: /* See Also */ Added a link to potatoes.

[[Image:Fry-Eating Contest.PNG|thumb|"Just one more!"]]
Just about everyone loves '''[[Wikipedia:French fries|French Fries''']]! They are seen often in [[Free Country, USA]], especially at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], where they are of the crinkle variety and are served in a red and white checkerboard dishes with [[Quite Fancy 'Chup]]. They are a favorite food of [[Strong Bad]]'s and [[The Cheat]]'s, and even health-food-crazed [[Marzipan]] has been seen eating them.

==Appearances==
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad gives [[Coach Z]] hot fries.
*Email [[funny]] — [[Bubs]], Strong Bad, and The Cheat eat fries using computer ketchup.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z mentions [[Wikipedia:Curly fries|Curly fries]].
*Email [[montage]] — The [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] and Strong Bad share some fries.
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — The Cheat tries to see how many french fries he can stuff in his mouth.
*Email [[road trip]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat consider eating some petri-fries.
*[[Date Nite]] — The Cheat eats a hot dog with a side of french fries.
*[[Quality Time]] — Marzipan has some fries while on a date with [[Cardboard Homestar]].
*Email [[hygiene]] — John has french fries scattered across his room.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Homestar offers [[Blubb-O's]] Chipotle Potato Nudules.

==See Also==
*[[Quite Fancy 'Chup]]
*[[Potate]]
*[[Ketchup]]
*[[Potatoes]]

[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

Potatoes

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:03:29 GMT

The Vector Kid:

[[Image:Potatoes.png|thumb|200px|Is there anything potatoes can't do?]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Potato|Potatoes]]''' make occasional appearances throughout Free Country, USA. The style of potatoes seen depends on the characters around them. For example, the King of Town is seen with mashed and [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]], while Strong Bad appears more commonly with [[Potate|potato chips]]. Lesser characters, such as [[Sickly Sam]] or [[The Ugly One]] are more frequently seen around the burlap sack that typically contains potatoes, rather than the potatoes themselves.

==Appearances==
*The King of Town has a 200-lb bag of [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]] potatoes in his pantry.
*Strong Bad occasionally wakes up from his couch with a bag of [[Potate]] brand potato chips.
*[[Sickly Sam]] wears a burlap sack with the word "POTATOES" written across it.
*[[French Fries]] are also seen in several places.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] - The Ugly One is crushed by a sack of "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - The King of Town stood alongside a giant tub of mashed potates.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] - The Fat, Fat Friar was slicing potatoes into his stew.
*[[pet show]] - Strong Bad and The Cheat jump into a large pile of potatoes to gloss over the fact that they lost the competition.
*[[Mashed_Potato_Jones#SK-2004-11-08|Sketchbook 2004]] - Mashed Potato Jones, one of the "characters" from Halloween Fairstival, was drawn for the sketchbook on November 8th, 2004.
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-11|Weekly Fanstuff 2006]] - A fan sent in a model of Pom Pom made out of potatoes, called "new potato pom".
*[[Why_Come_Only_One_Girl%3F|Why Come Only One Girl?]] - While discussing a new female character and the scenario of her wearing a burlap sack, the Narrator wonders what would be shown on its front. Possible choices included the word "potato", "potate", or simply a picture of a potato.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] mention potatoes in the DVD commentary of [[animal]] and [[caper]].

[[Category:Food and drinks]]

Potatoes

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:02:59 GMT

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[[Image:Potatoes.png|thumb|200px|Is there anything potatoes can't do?]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Potato|Potatoes]]''' make occasional appearances throughout Free Country, USA. The style of potatoes seen depends on the characters around them. For example, the King of Town is seen with mashed and [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]], while Strong Bad appears more commonly with [[Potate|potato chips]]. Lesser characters, such as [[Sickly Sam]] or [[The Ugly One]] are more frequently seen around the burlap sack that typically contains potatoes, rather than the potatoes themselves.

==Appearances==
*The King of Town has a 200-lb bag of [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]] potatoes in his pantry.
*Strong Bad occasionally wakes up from his couch with a bag of [[Potate]] brand potato chips.
*[[Sickly Sam]] wears a burlap sack with the word "POTATOES" written across it.
*[[French Fries]] are also seen in several places.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] - The Ugly One is crushed by a sack of "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - The King of Town stood alongside a giant tub of mashed potates.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] - The Fat, Fat Friar was slicing potatoes into his stew.
*[[pet show]] - Strong Bad and The Cheat jump into a large pile of potatoes to gloss over the fact that they lost the competition.
*[[Mashed_Potato_Jones#SK-2004-11-08|Sketchbook 2004]] - Mashed Potato Jones, one of the "characters" from Halloween Fairstival, was drawn for the sketchbook on November 8th, 2004.
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-11|Weekly Fanstuff 2006]] - A fan sent in a model of Pom Pom made out of potatoes, called "new potato pom".
*[[Why_Come_Only_One_Girl%3F|Why Come Only One Girl?]] - While discussing a new female character and the scenario of her wearing a burlap sack, the Narrator wonders what would be shown on its front. Possible choices included the word "potato", "potate", or simply a picture of a potato.
*[[The Brothers Chaps]] mention potatoes in the DVD commentary of [[animal]] and [[caper]].

[[Category:Food and Drinks]]

Potatoes

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:56:38 GMT

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[[Image:Potatoes.png|thumb|200px|Is there anything potatoes can't do?]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Potato|Potatoes]]''' make occasional appearances throughout Free Country, USA. The style of potatoes seen depends on the characters around them. For example, the King of Town is seen with mashed and [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]], while Strong Bad appears more commonly with [[Potate|potato chips]]. Lesser characters, such as [[Sickly Sam]] or [[The Ugly One]] are more frequently seen around the burlap sack that typically contains potatoes, rather than the potatoes themselves.

==Appearances==
*The King of Town has a 200-lb bag of [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]] potatoes in his pantry.
*Strong Bad occasionally wakes up from his couch with a bag of [[Potate]] brand potato chips.
*[[Sickly Sam]] wears a burlap sack with the word "POTATOES" written across it.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] - The Ugly One is crushed by a sack of "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - The King of Town stood alongside a giant tub of mashed potates.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] - The Fat, Fat Friar was slicing potatoes into his stew.
*[[pet show]] - Strong Bad and The Cheat jump into a large pile of potatoes to gloss over the fact that they lost the competition.
*[[Mashed_Potato_Jones#SK-2004-11-08|Sketchbook 2004]] - Mashed Potato Jones, one of the "characters" from Halloween Fairstival, was drawn for the sketchbook on November 8th, 2004.
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-11|Weekly Fanstuff 2006]] - A fan sent in a model of Pom Pom made out of potatoes, called "new potato pom".
*[[Why_Come_Only_One_Girl%3F|Why Come Only One Girl?]] - While discussing a new female character and the scenario of her wearing a burlap sack, the Narrator wonders what would be shown on its front. Possible choices included the word "potato", "potate", or simply a picture of a potato.

Potatoes

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:47:55 GMT

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[[Image:Potatoes.png|thumb|200px|Is there anything potatoes can't do?]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Potato|Potatoes]]''' make occasional appearances throughout Free Country, USA. The style of potatoes seen depends on the characters around them. For example, the King of Town is seen with mashed and [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]], while Strong Bad appears more commonly with [[Potate|potato chips]]. Lesser characters, such as [[Sickly Sam]] or [[The Ugly One]] are more frequently seen around the burlap sack that typically contains potatoes, rather than the potatoes themselves.

==Appearances==
*The King of Town has a 200-lb bag of [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]] potatoes in his pantry.
*Strong Bad occasionally wakes up from his couch with a bag of [[Potate]] brand potato chips.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] - The Ugly One is crushed by a sack of "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] - The King of Town stood alongside a giant tub of mashed potates.
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] - The Fat, Fat Friar was slicing potatoes into his stew.
*[[pet show]] - Strong Bad and The Cheat jump into a large pile of potatoes to gloss over the fact that they lost the competition.
*[[Mashed_Potato_Jones#SK-2004-11-08|Sketchbook 2004]] - Mashed Potato Jones, one of the "characters" from Halloween Fairstival, was drawn for the sketchbook on November 8th, 2004.
*[[Weekly Fanstuff 2006#WF-2006-08-11|Weekly Fanstuff 2006]] - A fan sent in a model of Pom Pom made out of potatoes, called "new potato pom".

Potatoes

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[[Image:Potatoes.png|thumb|200px|Is there anything potatoes can't do?]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Potato|Potatoes]]''' make occasional appearances throughout Free Country, USA. Though raw potatoes are seen a few times, the burlap sack that potatoes typically come in appears more frequently. The type of potatoes seen depend on the characters around them. For example, the King of Town is seen with mashed and [[The_King_of_Town%27s_Food#Awwww_Gratin_Potatoes|Awwww Gratin]], while Strong Bad appears more commonly with [[Potate|potato chips]].

Potatoes

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Talk:Baloney Sammich Truck

The Vector Kid — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:44:41 GMT

The Vector Kid: /**/Does the popsicle sammich have mustard?

Yes, it's a one-shot that we'll never see again (though so was [[The Brick Wall]] and others at one point) but figured this needed some sprucing up anyway. Don't see the 5 1/2 minute time investment as any extra reason to vote to delete if you feel it should be ah-deleted. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:50, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

:As an '''item''' it have no problem having one appearence. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:27, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

::It looks all right now that it's been spruced up. There are many pages like this one that exist. No need to pick on this one. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 14:56, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Bwa-ha! Qermaq is foiled, as the Baloney Sammich Truck is now a '''two'''-shot that we ''have'' seen again! Yeah, I didn't really have anything about the article I wanted to discuss... -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 13:39, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
::::It's now a three-shot, which will most likely be seen more. --[[User:That crazy DumDe!|DumDe]] 12:48, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

== Does the popsicle sammich have mustard? ==

This is all from [[The Baloneyman]]. When Strong Bad rubs the popsicle-shaped sammich on his forehead to keep cool, there is no mustard evident on it; however, later, when he's talking to Homestar about kids getting hurt on bikes, he has a yellow smear where he was rubbing the sammich. I believe this means that it does have mustard, so would it be wrong to add it to the popsicle-shaped sammich's description? [[User:The Vector Kid|TVK]] 05:44, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Bubs

The Vector Kid — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:38:35 GMT

The Vector Kid: /* The Baloneyman */

{{featuredarticle}}

== Perhaps... ==

Perhaps someone should list what he has sold at his store over the years, the only one I remember is "Chocolate covered flame throwers that shoot out 1 hundred dollar bills", but that's all I remember. I'm sure there's more though.--[[User:Gamingboy|Gamingboy]] 07:50, 11 Nov 2004 (MST)

:I remember 3 things, and I'm really sketchy on this...but it doesn't look like the Bubs fans are interested ;)
:*Flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills (imitation chocolate!)
:*something to The Cheat for a form of fake currency
:*An ubercheap lunch special consisting of scraps --[[User:Southpaw018|Southpaw018]] 20:34, 13 Nov 2004

This does sound worthwhile to list, but should probably belong over at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]. I'm gonna start putting a list together and maybe add it over there. BTW, The Cheat had bought some kind of hobby kit with pencil shavings.
--[[User:BaconSandwich|BaconSandwich]] 18:38, 7 Feb 2005 (MST)

I somehow remember Snow Cones, a Pancreas, and 4 Cool Drinks for 4 Cool guys.Look at a Thig in a Bag, --[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:24, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak

Don't forget several chairs and a box of 'Chick'n Beaks'.... [[User:Enigma|Enigma]] 13:08, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

There was beatings for 5 dollars in the sbemail pom pom. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 23:59, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

== Glitchy ==

"Glitchy Bubs"? Is that ''really'' required? --[[User:Upsilon|Upsilon]] 17:02, 19 Nov 2004

== 20X6 Bubs... ==

Are Greggo and Chorch from the ''Stinkoman 20X6'' game possibly 20X6 versions of Bubs? The "teeth" on those two enemies vaguely remind me of Bubs. It's not much to go on, but we haven't yet seen any other variant of Bubs in 20X6, and I don't know why they'd put teeth on the robots if they weren't implying a connection.

:I doubt it. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

It's possible, just kind of Unlikely..no offense--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 21:16, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

:I know that it's like, a year and almost three months since (I can't spell that word) this discussion ended, but I just realized something. If [[20X6 Coach Z]] is the main villain of Stinkoman 20X6, then isn't it possible, since (I still can't spell that word) Coach Z is always hanging out with Bubs, that Greggo and Chorch ''could'' be 20X6 versions of Bubs working for 20X6 Coach Z? --[[User:Homsar Lover|Homsar Lover]]

==Bub's Last Name ==
Should it be considered Canon that Bubs's last name is "Concession Stand"?

:I'd say yes, and in fact, it was added to this page just after you asked. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:54, 1 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:Wouldn't "Concession" be his middle name? —<tt>[[User:woddfellow2|woddfellow2]]|[[User talk:woddfellow2|✎]]</tt> 01:47, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:: But does it need to be his "apparent" last name? Sure, Bubs may be a bit of an unscrupulous businessman, but why would he lie about his own name? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:40, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:::Why WOULDN'T he lie about his last name -- especially if he IS an unscrupulous business man? --[[User:Wkelly42|Wkelly42]] 23:45, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)

It's just a commercial, and the [[Senorial Day]] page states "If Bubs can be trusted, then we learn his full name is 'Bubs Concession Stand'". Also, I want to keep this Wiki's [[Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|neutral point of view]]. --[[User:Trogga|TROGGA!]] 23:43, 17 Jun 2005 (UTC)

:I don't like the phrasing "apparent last name." I changed it to "Full name: Bubs C. Stand, as he claims in Senorial Day". Hopefully this will satisfy all. {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 00:09, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)

== Shark-Tooth Bubs ==

A new section about Shark-Tooth Bubs is in need of writing. A screen shot would be nice, too. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 16:42, 1 Aug 2005 (UTC)
:You can check out the [[Shark-Tooth Bubs|new article]] I created for him. I know there are improvements to be made. Do you think we still need a section on this page now that there's an article? {{User:The Paper/sig}} 21:29, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)

==Made or paid?==

Excuse me for being picky, but I always thought he was saying "I'm a self-''paid'' man I am I am." Not "Self-''Made.''" Anyone agree? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 04:32, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)
:I'm positive he's saying "I'm a self made man."--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 13:54, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

:k whatev. --{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:42, 25 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Actually, I agree with Bubsty. I think he said "I'm a self-paid man". Obey.OBEY.OBEY THE CRAB!--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:29, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak

rathergood post gir007--[[User:Valf|Valf]] 00:12, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

:I just re-listened, it's pretty clearly "made" here. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:17, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

== Virus Bubs ==

Remember in Bubs in the Sb Email "Virus"? "I'm Sorry Strong Bad, but my Mouth was a broken tape player. I had no choice!" He was also holding Homestar's Left leg and near the end, after he shot the Compy with a Shotgun, Homestar asked for his leg back when it was clearly visible.Homestar's an idiot.But he's Marzipan's idiot.So were all safe.--[[User:Gir007|Gir007]] 00:27, 13 February 2006 (UTC)Zaak

Huh?--[[User:Jnelson09|Jnelson09]] 19:42, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

:He said a broken jpeg.

==Up close and personal==
[[Image:Buhhubs.jpg|thumb|Pretty close]]
You'd think being that close his skin would have more variations. Just an observation. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:35, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

== Duck Guardian? ==

Is it just me or does that alien at the end look like Bubs? [[User:Stongbah|Stongbah]] 17:07, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
:[[Image:Duck_Guardian_winscreen.png|thumb|Bubs Alien?]] The head and body color are the same, but they don't look the same. [[User:Maggot Man|Maggot Man]] ''([[User talk:Maggot Man|talk]]) 17:24, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
::Well, his eyes do resemble Bubs' little eye.... [[User:Enigma|Enigma]] 13:09, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

== Domicle ==
Shouldn't Bubs' Domicle be the Stand? Just a thought, but it seems Bubs must live there, too, seeing he hardly goes anywhere else but there.
:We don't make stuff up, though. There's no evidence he lives there. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:53, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
:Actually, I've been thinking this, too. (I know this discussion was a while ago!) But, Qermag is right, it's just fan assuming. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:04, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== Bubs' head ==

Has anybody ever noticed that Bubs' head looks very similar to the [[Newbury Comics]] logo? Just a thought... [[User:Zero.exe|Zero.exe]] 00:55, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

== Thnikkaman? ==

Just a thought... The thnikkaman isn't necessarily Bubs. This has never been conclusively proven, and bubs has never been suspected of being the thnikkaman by any of the major characters. What if it's homsar? We've all seen his disguise ability in [[impression]].
[[User:The Big Eye|The Big Eye]] 23:23, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
:Um, no. It's been pretty obvious since day one that Bubs is the Thnikkaman. As for Homsar, he can't change his voice to sound exactly like Bubs, even if he could make himself look exactly like him. [[User:Zero.exe|Zero.exe]] 16:56, 30 November 2006 (UTC)
::Well, he ''hasn't yet been observed to be able to'' imitate anyone's voice, to be technical. Still, any assumption beyond the obvious evidence is patent speculation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:26, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
Well,there's a possibility it's Strong bad,as he perfectly pulled of Homestar and made a perfect him coustume(Albit in a "Da Bee" costume) in Pumpkin carve-nival.

In the first Easter egg found in cliffhangers (Strong Bad E-mail 158), Bubs seemed awfully annoyed when Coach Z "accused" himself of being the Thnikkaman. Well, if Bubs weren't the Thnikkaman, then why would he have been so defensive? Yes, Bubs might have shown annoyance regardless, but probably in a less defensive manner if he weren't the Thnikkaman (or so I think). {{User:Garnet Jell-o/sig}} 16:19, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Bubs can't possibly be the Thnikkaman. He doesn't have anything written on his chest, and he doesn't wear any type of glasses. If I were Bubs, and Coach Z said that he was the Thnikkaman, I'd get defensive too. Who wouldn't? The Thnikkaman is just too cool for Coach Z. [[User:70.48.130.2|70.48.130.2]] 18:24, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I'd say he's definitely he's the Thnikkaman, even if there is no concrete evidence. It seems that the other guys are just A. stupid or B. blinded by the T-Man's coolness.
[[User:Enigma|Enigma]] 13:34, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

It doesn't have to be Bubs, it could be anyone, Strong Bad and the Goblin pulled off perfect disguises and voice imitations as Homestar (Angus Young?) and SB (the bee) respectively, why shouldn't other characters be able to do this?

==You make less sense all the time, Bubsy==
After reviewing Bubs in the sbemail [[the chair]], I think it would be cool if there was a page dedicated to how Bubs talks (we've already got great ones dedicated to Homsar and Coach Z) and some of his strange vocabulary. There was a great analysis of Homsar's "word salads." Any guesses on what condition Bubs might have (other than "strange old man")? [[User:Cyndentia|Cyndentia]]
:I wouldn't say he's a "strange old man" (that's the KOT's job), but I agree. He does have a rather....''obscure'' vocabulary. He's probably just a bit "messed in the head" like Coach Z (anging out with him must be bad for your health). [[User:Enigma|Enigma]] 13:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
::First of all, as that article concluded, Homsar does '''''NOT''''' speak in word salads. Secondly, ALL the characters on the site are "messed in the head". [[User:DeFender1031|DeFender1031]] 13:44, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Even Pom Pom? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:08, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
::::Bubbley Bubble Bub Bubble {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:10, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:::::You can say that again. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:06, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== Bubs' Voice ==

Is Bubs supposed to sound black?
:Well, Matt's said that Bubs is basically his best attempt at a Redd Foxx impersonation... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

Isn't the way bubs is portrayed a bit racist? He's always willing to "stick it to the man" and the thnikkaman is a shaft-type hero. Other things collaborate this. [[User:70.237.47.94|70.237.47.94]] 20:16, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:Who would it be racist against? Blue-headed people? Dancers? Concession stand owners? Could you be more specific? {{User:TotalSpaceshipGuy3/sig}} 20:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Yea, BLACK PEOPLE. [[User:70.237.47.94|70.237.47.94]] 10:43, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:Bubs is blue, orange and green. He's not black, and he doesn't really act like a black American stereotype. How is his portrayal racist? {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 11:03, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::Ihere's really no attribute of Bubs that I can exclusively pin to one ethnicity or racial background. I think the oversensitive would certainly have cause to invent offense, sure. I am also rather confident no real offense is given, as Bubs happens to be among the smartest of the lot. If one were to make a character as a racial insult, one would not then make that character about the smartest of all of them. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 14:31, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
:::I have never personally thought that Bubs was supposed to be black, anyway. I just think of him as some funny weird store-owner who helps and/or annoys the other characters. Nothing remotely racist about that. Plus, if they meant it that way, they would've made him say "Y'all come back now, ya hear?" and stuff like that. -{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}} 14:37, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
::::Even if he was 'black' I can't see that it would be racist. First, I reject the idea that all members of all minorities (Something Bubs, a fat, eccentric orange and blue cartoon man with one eye bigger than the other isn't depicted as visually at the very least) have to be portrayed in a positive light. Besides this other characters are often portrayed as being eccentric, stupid or heavily intertwined with areas of popular culture, (Coach Z's love of rap, Strongbad with a mexican accent and wrestling mask, Marzipan's links to the hippy movement etc.) meaning and that any lampoon is fairly universal. Yhis means any attempt to make a stab at black people in general would have to be entirely intentional in this case. As the Brother Chaps have never made any noise about being against black people or other minorities in general that's a fairly strong accusation. [[User:82.69.88.21|82.69.88.21]] 05:34, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

== Crabbadonk?! ==

What does crabbadonk mean anyways?
Thats all
-Green Bubs
:We don't know. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:08, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
:Just another strange, strange, Bubs word. Like radio host Strong Sad's "ZABBITABLOUGH!" [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:10, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== The Baloneyman ==

Since he has his own short with the same name, should the baloneyman count as a variation of Bubs, and be added to the variation section? --[[User:The Vector Kid|TVK]]
:No, since it actually IS bubs, just selling sammiches. Also, if you put 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>), it'll sign with your name and a timestamp, like so: {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 07:32, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

:: Ok, just wondering. I'm new to this wiki deal, thanks for the tip! [[User:The Vector Kid|TVK]] 07:38, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

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What's Her Face

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The Vector Kid: /* Trivia */ I just fixed a little error, where it claimed What's Her Face was eaten by the Evil Cake in Issue 13, when it should have been Issue 14.

[[Image:tgs-whatface.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"Dag, yo"]]
[[Image:Kiddie_Whats_Her_Face.PNG|thumb|right|220px|She can count to G.]]
[[Image:What's-her-face_color.png|thumb|right|220px|Dag, yo, she's in color.]]

'''What's Her [[Names Ending in -face|Face]]''' is the "pity friend" member of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] who is distinguished mainly by her common sense and, consequently, mistreatment from the other members of the squad.

==Biography==
What's Her Face is slightly dumpy-looking. She has a few strings of long, apparently black hair, and dresses in a modest T-shirt and pants. She is probably seventeen years old, as she has held her driver's license for over a year.

She is the least popular and most ignored member of the Teen Girl Squad; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]], [[Cheerleader]] excludes her specifically from a trip to the mall and sends her to a thrift store, and forgets to invite her to the beach in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]. Despite her strained relationship with Cheerleader, What's Her Face seems to have a pretty strong relationship with [[The Ugly One]], as evidenced by [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]].

What's Her Face could be described as somewhat depressed; when "punted" by a dinosaur in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]], her parting words were a simple, "dag, yo". Other issues support this attitude. She also is much smarter than the other members of the squad, as evidenced by her refusal to dive into the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|Gift Exchange Lion's]] mouth in the [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Decemberween special]], and many of her deaths are apparently randomly induced by [[Strong Bad]]'s overactive imagination, although her stroke of stupidity in eating "Staple Sauce" in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] is not consistent with this.

It appears as though What's Her Face has more of an interest in having a real boyfriend than the other members do, rather than picking up guys quickly as is Cheerleader's style. Apparently, as shown by Issues [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]], her possible suitors are [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Thomas]] the alien, Paul from her [[I Think I Have a Chance With This Guy|dance hit]] (though much less evidence for it), and [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wireless Wizard|The Wireless Wizard]], with whom we see What's Her Face on a date for the first time.

As a pre-K girl in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]], she had "lice and more". To her credit, she was able to count to [[g]] at a young age. She wore a frayed dress rather than her signature baggy pants.

What's Her Face has dabbled in music: she contributed a track to [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]], the dance hit "[[i think i have a chance with this guy]]", and played bass in [[Kissyboots]] in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] before her bass transformed into a shark and ate "[her] most of [her]".

===Trivia===
*She is also the only girl in the squad to wear [[pants]].
*She is the only girl whose legs are hidden (by her baggy pants). There is some inconsistency about her legs and feet, however; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] her legs have width, but in Issues [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|7]], and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]], she has stick legs and feet like the other Teen Girls.
*According to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]], she lives at 412 S. Figgis, [[Mundelow]], [[Zip Codes|80808]].
*Her bass-playing stance reveals she is left-handed.
*In [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], it is revealed that she dates [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]].
*She has a tendency to narrate her own life, as shown in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] ("I'm walking home from the thrift store"), [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] ("I got a [[postcard]]"), and the song [[I Think I Have a Chance With This Guy]] ("I'll answer the phone").
*In [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Issue 6]], she reveals that she is [[Wikipedia:Vegan|vegan.]]
*She has been "killed" less than any other Teen Girl Squad character; however, she has been through a lot of emotional, physical, and fictional pain.
*Her mailbox reads "W. Herface". "Her Face" may be her surname.
*In most Teen Girl Squad issues, What's Her Face's name lacks an apostrophe in her intro frame. This doesn't apply to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|issue 10]].
*In Issue 11, [[Cheerleader]] states that What's Her Face suffers from [[Wikipedia:Night terror|night terrors]].
*In Issue 14, the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Evil Cake|Evil Cake]] that eats her says she "tastes like 9 minute miles".

==Title Card Descriptions==
* baggy clothes! ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
* unpopular! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
* pity friend! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
* whatev! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
* shop lifting? ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
* same clothes! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
* wants a new stepdad ([[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]])
* lice and more! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
* college radio! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
* 24 hour diner! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
* radacious bodadical razzberry blue ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
* rotary phone! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
* black roses! ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]])
* $4.75/hour ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* least likely to care ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])

==Hurt and/or Killed by==
*A [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Dinosaur|dinosaur]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*[[Thomas]]'s bat ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Possums|Possums]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
*NO pounds weight ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*A [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Wave o.27 Babies|wave o' babies]] ([[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*Being dropped by [[Mrs. Commanderson]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Falling into the [[Arrow'd Guy|Arrow'd Guy]]'s mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*Having her most of her eaten by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|a shark]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Eating "Staple Sauce" ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*LATHE'D by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|a mighty warrior]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*Having a lampshade on her head ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]) (Easter Egg)
*A chainsaw-wielding maniac in a Speedo ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*Hit on the head with a pretzel stick by a bag of snack mix, in Tompkins's parlor. ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
* Eaten by an [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Evil Cake|Evil Cake]] living in her locker ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
*[[:Category:What's Her Face Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]|Mirror:whf_botpit.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" ''{entire "Chumbly Wumbly Bear" song}''|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]|Mirror:tgs_chumbly.mp3}}
|}
{{Teen Girl Squad}}

[[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters]]