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User:The cat attack/sig

The cat attack — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:25:22 GMT

The cat attack:

[[User:The_cat_attack|The_cat_attack]]

User:The cat attack

The cat attack — Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:15:15 GMT

The cat attack:

[[Image:the_cat_attack.jpg]]

it's me! the_cat_attack!!
[http://www.tallyhall.com/video.php?v=1133570630.mov#theater Do You Want A Bananna?]
== about me ==
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.
You sure did.</blockquote>

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 18:36:47 GMT

The cat attack:

User:The cat attack

The cat attack — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 18:35:58 GMT

The cat attack:

[[Image:the_cat_attack.jpg]]

it's me! the_cat_attack!!
feel free to use the picture in a ainimation and such.
just post the link to it on my talk page.
[http://www.tallyhall.com/video.php?v=1133570630.mov#theater Do You Want A Bananna?]
== about me ==
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.
You sure did.</blockquote>
== Stuff i do ==
I'm preety good at photoshop.
check out this picture I made.
[[Image:Photoshop'd!!!.jpg]]
If you want a picture just tell me.

User:The Chort

The cat attack — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:56:39 GMT

The cat attack: /* Oh Great. It's Yet Another Stupid Guestbook */

On the '''twelfth''' day of Decemberween, Homestar gave to me...

[[Image:sbemail128.png|thumb|left|200px|Twelve rappers rapping...]]
[[Image:hornblower.png|thumb|left|100px|Eleven hornblowers blowing...]]
[[Image:kot.PNG|thumb|left|115px|Ten kings a-eating...]]
[[Image:Strong Bad Email 133.png|thumb|left|200px|Nine butts a-dancing...]]
[[Image:Cow Lamp.PNG|thumb|left|200px|Eight lamps a-breaking...]]
 
[[Image:Deep sea fangly fish.png|thumb|left|200px|Seven fish a-swimming...]]
[[Image:mountain goat.PNG|thumb|left|150px|Six goats a-braying...]]
[[Image:cheatgold.PNG|thumb|left|175px|Five golden teeth...]]
[[Image:thebirds.png|thumb|left|250px|Four slaughter'd birds...]]
[[Image:French Homestar.png|thumb|left|50px|Three French Men..]]
[[Image:Two Fez Homsars.PNG|thumb|left|250px|Two Fez Homsars...]]
[[Image:Caleb Rentpayer.png|thumb|left|And Caleb Rentpayer on TV!]]
{{User:The Chort/toolbox}}

==Introduction==
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, '''BAM!''' I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] Later that day, I read in the [[FAQ]] that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search and '''KAPOW!''' I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched '''EVERY''' toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

==About Me==

I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki hanging around the Recent Changes page, where I check out all the edits and if necessary, '''DESTROYING''' the crap ones. I also like to vote on STUFF and go through the unused images, marking any duplicate images for '''DELETION'''. Not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap <s>to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views</s> to entertain you lovely people.

==Personal Favourites==

<center>
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Screenshot!! Category !! Name !! Quote
|-
|[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || "Look, '''The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!'''"
|-
|[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || "''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake! ''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake..."
|-
|[[Image:Tgs10 p0wned.png|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] || "'''Puh-owned!''' Or however you say that..."
|-
|[[Image:Saddy Dumpington 2.PNG|75px]] || [[Toons|Big Toon]] || [[A Folky Tale]] || "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, '''but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!'''"
|-
|[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
|-
|[[Image:homegirldecember.png|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] ||"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
|-
|[[Image:dween.png|75px]] || [[Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon(s)]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?"
|-
|[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[20X6|Alternative Version (20X6)]] || [[Under Construction]] || "Hey, Stickly Man. '''WHAAAAAAT''' are you doing?"
|-
|[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || "Today's forecast is total crap!"
|-
|[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || Easter Egg || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode."
|}
</center>

==Oh Great. It's Yet Another Stupid Guestbook==

In my day, we didn't have these newfangled guestbooks. We had to sign our names on a piece of paper. And we didn't have sigs, because of the war. We had to use ink and a feather to sign them. And these pieces of paper were kept in a big building in the capital, where the Demmmycrats looked after them. And I had to walk one hundred and dickity-two miles to get to it, so I could sign all the papers. And we had to say "dickity" because the Carter had stolen the word "twenty". And that reminds me of another pointless story that happened in 19dickity3. It happened during the winter and because we didn't have central heating, we were sitting round a candle which was kept in a broken jar. And then I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

#{{User:FireBird/sig}} 15:50, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Skunk/sig}} 18:00, 20 November 2005 (UTC) <s>(Left a special message in the Edit page for ya!)</s>
#{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 19:43, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
#— {{User:Lapper/sig}} 19:53, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
#--{{User:Benol/sig}} 21:57, 22 November 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia|SBadiaRula]] 3:57PM, 23 November 2005
#{{User:Bubsty/sig}}
#{{User:Kilroy/sig}} 17:19, 24 November 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}} 04:42, 28 November 2005 (UTC) '''Continue to flummox those less fortunate than you!'''
#And coming in at number ten, it's {{User:The Paper/sig}} 19:23, 29 November 2005 (UTC)
#[[Image:homsar_small.PNG]][[Image:The-cheat-small.png]]Homsarroks[[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Homsarroks]][[Image:homestar_openmouth.gif]] 02:26, 1 December 2005 (UTC) Sincerely crap
#{{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 12:06, 3 December 2005 (UTC)
#--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 18:04, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
#[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]] 19:01, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
#--{{User:djm1791/sig2}} 06:19, 5 December 2005 (UTC) *muhahahahah you'll never find me!*
#[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] (Holy, cow; I just noticed your "12 days of decemberween" deal. This is awesome; we'll have to have a wiki-wide singalong when you're done. (Except what will you do when we pass 12?)
# {{User:Salty/sig}} 15:42, 10 December 2005 (UTC) I saw it too. That's awexome.
# {{User:The 386/sig}} 21:13, 10 December 2005 (UTC) How bout this... I'm signing this guestbook.
#{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 21:16, 10 December 2005 (UTC) That "12 Days of Decemberween" thing? Awesome...graphics, man...graphics...
#{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 21:52, 10 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 21:56, 10 December 2005 (UTC) cool user page, yo
#— [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:41, 12 December 2005 (UTC). Your "12 Days" was sweet action Jackson.
#{{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:49, 16 December 2005 (UTC)
#{{User:The thing/sig}} 11:25, 18 December 2005 (UTC) The #24 I am.
#{{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} A quarter-century of guestbook...ing.
#{{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 11:35, 24 December 2005 (UTC) Happy Decemberween!
#{{User:The_cat_attack/sig}} 21:56, 24 December 2005 (UTC) um... happy decemberween!!!!!!

HRWiki:Sandbox

The cat attack — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:51:47 GMT

The cat attack:

{{sandbox}}
<s><center>This Sandbox is too silent, and too empty.</center></s>
<big>Merry Christmas!</big>
--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:25, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Happy Christmas yalls Kilroy

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>MERRY CHRISTMAS!</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> Or at least... Christmas eve eve for me. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:55, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Decemberween is almost here. Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:12, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

You mean [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchuck'd]], don't you?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:13, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

No. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:15, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Can you read this? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 18:04, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Yes. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:30, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

You can see all the signatures on top of the ridiculously huge CHRISTMAS thing.. Whoa. {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 20:03, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

{{web-screenshot}} {{User:Salty/sig}} 06:09, 24 December 2005 (UTC) Merry New Christmahannukwanzakaween.

:IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE I'M SO HAPPY YAY YAY YAY! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:15, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
__NOTOC__<div style="background-color:#ffff; border-width:2px; border-style:solid; border-color:#28160F; margin:0px;">
<div style="background-color:#000FFC; font-size:150%; color:#fff; margin:10px; border:none; text-align:center;">
<big>'''''βυβ&sigmaf;τΨ CHRISTMAS βυβ&sigmaf;τΨ'''''</big>
</div>
<div style="background-color:#fff; margin:20px;">

{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 17:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC) Testing da sig.
{|
| {{:Kobe}}
|}
</div>
testing sig. {{User:The_cat_attack/sig}} 21:51, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

HRWiki:Sandbox

The cat attack — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:51:03 GMT

The cat attack:

{{sandbox}}
<s><center>This Sandbox is too silent, and too empty.</center></s>
<big>Merry Christmas!</big>
--[[User:Stux|Stux]] 05:25, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Happy Christmas yalls Kilroy

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>MERRY CHRISTMAS!</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> Or at least... Christmas eve eve for me. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:55, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Decemberween is almost here. Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman! {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:12, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

You mean [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|nunchuck'd]], don't you?--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 17:13, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

No. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:15, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Can you read this? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 18:04, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Yes. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:30, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

You can see all the signatures on top of the ridiculously huge CHRISTMAS thing.. Whoa. {{User:Kilroy/sig}} 20:03, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

{{web-screenshot}} {{User:Salty/sig}} 06:09, 24 December 2005 (UTC) Merry New Christmahannukwanzakaween.

:IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE I'M SO HAPPY YAY YAY YAY! {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 16:15, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
__NOTOC__<div style="background-color:#ffff; border-width:2px; border-style:solid; border-color:#28160F; margin:0px;">
<div style="background-color:#000FFC; font-size:150%; color:#fff; margin:10px; border:none; text-align:center;">
<big>'''''βυβ&sigmaf;τΨ CHRISTMAS βυβ&sigmaf;τΨ'''''</big>
</div>
<div style="background-color:#fff; margin:20px;">

{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 17:01, 24 December 2005 (UTC) Testing da sig.
{|
| {{:Kobe}}
|}
</div>
Me don't know what is going on. {{User:The_cat_attack/sig}} 21:51, 24 December 2005 (UTC)

User:The cat attack/sig

The cat attack — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:50:32 GMT

The cat attack:

This Is My Sig!!!![[User:The_cat_attack|The_cat_attack]]

User:The cat attack/sig

The cat attack — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:49:49 GMT

The cat attack:

Happy decemberween! from [[User:The_cat_attack|The_cat_attack]]

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:41:02 GMT

The cat attack:

Why don't you post something already!!!!

== Post under this line. ==

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 16:08:40 GMT

The cat attack:

User:The cat attack

The cat attack — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:30:24 GMT

The cat attack: /* Stuff i do */

[[Image:the_cat_attack.jpg]]

it's me! the_cat_attack!!
feel free to use the picture in a ainimation and such.
just post the link to it on my talk page.
== about me ==
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.
You sure did.</blockquote>
== Stuff i do ==
I'm preety good at photoshop.
check out this picture I made.
[[Image:Photoshop'd!!!.jpg]]
If you want a picture just tell me.

User:The cat attack

The cat attack — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:29:44 GMT

The cat attack:

Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning

The cat attack — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 17:46:19 GMT

The cat attack: /* Flagrant System Error */

[[Image:<nowiki>flagrant</nowiki> system error.PNG|right|thumb|That's not a good prize!]]
'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Computer Malfunctioning''' happens to every computer he's had (excluding the [[Lappy 486]]... so far), and seem to happen in some famously tragic ways, most often with a Flagrant System Error or by exploding (the latter ending the computer's run to be replaced by a newer, better, but still obsolete version).

==System Errors==
[[Image:Office Compy PuppetStuff.jpg|thumb|More flamboyant, Less flagrant]]
The '''System Error''' screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is an obvious reference to the [[Wikipedia:Blue screen of death|blue screen of death]] that appears on Windows computers.

===Flagrant System Error===
<blockquote class="email" style="background:darkblue; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

===Computer Over Notification===
<blockquote class="email" style="background:darkblue;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
Computer over. 
Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>
===Flamboyant System Error===
<blockquote class="short email" style="background:darkblue; text-align:center">Flamboyant System Error 
 
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote>

===Appearances===
*[[50 emails]]
*[[virus]] ("Computer Over" notification)
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] (Flamboyant System Error)
[[Category:Running Gags]]

==Strong Bad's Computers Exploding==
[[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|I'm fine! Nothing happened; I'm fine!]]
Some of Strong Bad's Computers are also known to explode spontaneously. Probably the most famous of these explosions was the explosion of the [[Tandy 400]], which was later fixed (though it still had some malfunctions, such as deleting emails he wanted saved, and saving emails he wanted deleted).

===Appearances===
*[[gimmicks]]
*[[virus]] (after being shotgunned)
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]]

==Miscellaneous Malfunctions==
[[Image:Fixedished_Tandy.PNG|thumb|I hate this computer.]]
Strong Bad's computers often have random malfunctions, sometimes due to [[gimmicks|explosions]] or [[The Virus|viruses]]. These malfunctions are short-lived, however.

===Appearances===
*[[sisters]]
*[[virus]]
*[[Main Page 22]]

[[Category:Running Gags]]

User:The cat attack

The cat attack — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:01:39 GMT

The cat attack:

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:09:50 GMT

The cat attack:

So I guess it's a coincidence since you created it before [[Fall Float Parade]] was released, but your screenname bears a striking significance for [[Talk:Fall_Float_Parade#Killer_Ballon|this discussion]]! —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 17:47, 25 November 2005 (UTC)

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:04:00 GMT

The cat attack:

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 19:56:50 GMT

The cat attack: /* sig? */

User:the cat attack/sig

The cat attack — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 19:51:37 GMT

The cat attack:

[[User:The_cat_attack|The_cat_attack]]

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 17:03:53 GMT

The cat attack: /* Welcome! */

User:The cat attack

The cat attack — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 17:02:46 GMT

The cat attack: /* stuff i do */

[[Image:the_cat_attack.jpg]]

it's me! the_cat_attack!!
== about me ==
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.
You sure did.</blockquote>

User:The cat attack

The cat attack — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 00:11:40 GMT

The cat attack: i'm CrAzY.

File:the cat attack.jpg

The cat attack — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:43:48 GMT

The cat attack: me homestar-ized!

me homestar-ized!

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:41:04 GMT

The cat attack:

User talk:The cat attack

The cat attack — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 14:34:44 GMT

The cat attack: I'm awesome!

hey!
you've stumbled apon The_cat_attack's um...................thingy.
sooooo....................just look around!