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User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 05:05:48 GMT

Theyellowdart: I really miss all this.

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">I can't believe I remembered my password. I love and miss you, childhood.</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. Yep. What's my name? Austin... and I'm dating your daughter. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)
**Aren't I cool? I SHOULD BE A MOD OR SOMETHING! YEA!

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<OptimisticFool> Did you miss the "d" key, yellow?
<DeFender1031> Theyellowfart, either that's gross, or you typoed
<Theyellowfart> ...problem, guys?
* OptimisticFool stifles laughter.. "Um.. no."
<Theyellowfart> What's the matter?
<Brooksie> tee hee
<NachoMan> tee hee
<Theyellowfart> ...whhhhhat?
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<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
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<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
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<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
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<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
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<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
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*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: When I was like 12 I trolled the forum and this guy was there to forgive me.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: Face it, you are jealous of his userpage.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: Duh.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: *insert another generic compliment here!*
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: I want to be wise. I want to be Dan.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: He has cake. That's right.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Old guys are still cool.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*{{User:Homestramy20/sig}}: =3
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 01:28:44 GMT

Theyellowdart: WHOAAAAAA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. Yep. What's my name? Austin... and I'm dating your daughter. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)
**Aren't I cool? I SHOULD BE A MOD OR SOMETHING! YEA!

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<OptimisticFool> Did you miss the "d" key, yellow?
<DeFender1031> Theyellowfart, either that's gross, or you typoed
<Theyellowfart> ...problem, guys?
* OptimisticFool stifles laughter.. "Um.. no."
<Theyellowfart> What's the matter?
<Brooksie> tee hee
<NachoMan> tee hee
<Theyellowfart> ...whhhhhat?
</pre>

<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
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<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
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<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
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<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
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<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
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<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: When I was like 12 I trolled the forum and this guy was there to forgive me.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: Face it, you are jealous of his userpage.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: Duh.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: *insert another generic compliment here!*
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: I want to be wise. I want to be Dan.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: He has cake. That's right.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Old guys are still cool.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*{{User:Homestramy20/sig}}: =3
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 18:59:02 GMT

Theyellowdart: I was creeping on here and saw this stuff and couldn't help it. Please don't judge me.

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Always lurking, never contributing.</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. Yep. What's my name? Austin... and I'm dating your daughter. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF6103|codebkgd=#000000|codecolor=#FF6103|code=RC|msg=This user patrols '''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent Changes]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is '''19 years old'''.}}
{{userbox|border=red|mainbkgd=blue|codebkgd=purple|codecolor=white|code=RIGHT|msg=This user is '''right handed'''...and also thinks this text is very hard to read.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCCCCC|codebkgd=#15317E|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail55.PNG|53px]]|msg=This user uses '''[[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[for kids]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}
|}

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)
**Aren't I cool? I SHOULD BE A MOD OR SOMETHING! YEA!

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<OptimisticFool> Did you miss the "d" key, yellow?
<DeFender1031> Theyellowfart, either that's gross, or you typoed
<Theyellowfart> ...problem, guys?
* OptimisticFool stifles laughter.. "Um.. no."
<Theyellowfart> What's the matter?
<Brooksie> tee hee
<NachoMan> tee hee
<Theyellowfart> ...whhhhhat?
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<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
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<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
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<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
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<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
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<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: When I was like 12 I trolled the forum and this guy was there to forgive me.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: Face it, you are jealous of his userpage.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: Duh.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: *insert another generic compliment here!*
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: I want to be wise. I want to be Dan.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: He has cake. That's right.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Old guys are still cool.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*{{User:Homestramy20/sig}}: =3
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 02:33:38 GMT

Theyellowdart: um, I know this doesn't matter but it's been buggin' me for over a year!

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Always lurking, never contributing.</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Austin... and I'm dating your daughter. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
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== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)
**Aren't I cool? I SHOULD BE A MOD OR SOMETHING! YEA!

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<OptimisticFool> Did you miss the "d" key, yellow?
<DeFender1031> Theyellowfart, either that's gross, or you typoed
<Theyellowfart> ...problem, guys?
* OptimisticFool stifles laughter.. "Um.. no."
<Theyellowfart> What's the matter?
<Brooksie> tee hee
<NachoMan> tee hee
<Theyellowfart> ...whhhhhat?
</pre>

<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: When I was like 12 I trolled the forum and this guy was there to forgive me.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: Face it, you are jealous of his userpage.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: Duh.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: *insert another generic compliment here!*
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: I want to be wise. I want to be Dan.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: He has cake. That's right.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Old guys are still cool.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*{{User:Homestramy20/sig}}: =3
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

User talk:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:49:21 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* The LIST. */ I bet you weren't expecting THIS!!1

[[User:Theyellowdart/Archive1|'''Archive 1 (Oldest)''']]

[[User:Theyellowdart/Archive2|'''Archive 2''']]

[[User:Theyellowdart/Archive3|'''Archive 3''']]

[[User:Theyellowdart/Archive4|'''Archive 4''']]

==Leave A Message==

== 'sup ==

hey. my friend made this wiki and i want you to join. it's http://entertainment.dyndns.org/ and use the same name as here. thanks, {{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 23:46, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
:Hello. No! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:19, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

== IP ==

I think being an IP is fun, even though I have an account.--{{User:Fangoriously/SIGGY HERE!}} 15:29, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

== The LIST. ==

Yo, can I be on the list of cool users? I took your advice on the garden stealing thing. I threw a sparkler at my enemy's dog, he yelped cuz it hit him square in the tail. [[User:Jibblejibblejibble|Jibblejibblejibble]] 21:10, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
:Now WHO do YOU just think you ARE?!? --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:49, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

Stinkoman 20X6 Real-World References

Theyellowdart — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:20:13 GMT

Theyellowdart: phickseng spileng misteakz

There are dozens of video game references in [[Stinkoman 20X6]].

==General==
* Stlunko, 404 is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:404 error|404 error]] that browsers give when a webpage cannot be found.
* The [[Wikipedia:Piedmont_(United States)|Piedmont]] region of the United States is the area between the Atlantic coastal plain and the Appalachian mountains. Atlanta, home of the Brothers Chaps, lies in this region. [[Wikipedia:Piedmont|Piedmont]] is also a region in Northern Italy.
* Lundsford is a reference to the symbol and/or mascot of [http://www.georgianaturalgas.com/ Georgia Natural Gas]. Billboards featuring this symbol and character can be seen in many places in the Atlanta area where The Brothers Chaps live.
*Negatory is [[Wikipedia:Citizens' band radio|Citizens' Band Radio]] (CB) [http://www.cbgazette.com/slang.html slang] for no or negative.
*[http://www.protekdevices.com/aboutProtek00.htm Protek] is a Tempe, AZ based company specializing in Transient Voltage Suppression products. This may explain why the Protek enemy is an electric outlet.
*Stratosfear is the name of albums by both The Unisex and Tangerine Dream, and is a pun relating to the [[Wikipedia:Stratosphere|stratosphere]].
*In Slam Dunk Ernest, Ernest's jersey number is "-0".
*"Prawn Salad" was a phrase used in the "Live From the Grill-O-Mat" episode of [[Wikipedia:Monty Python's Flying Circus|Monty Python's Flying Circus]] as a bizarre lead-in to the "Accidents" sketch.
*Ekersby is also the name of a coffee table formerly sold by [[Wikipedia:IKEA|IKEA]].
*[[Deliberately Poor English|Engrish]] is very prevalent in this game; it is a reference to poor translations in some older video games.

== [[Nintendo]] [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Entertainment System]] ==
*The game controller Stinkoman is holding in the cutscene for level 5.1 bears a striking resemblance to the redesigned NES controller (AKA the dogbone controller).
* The square areas around Stinkoman's face as it fades in on the intro screen are a reference to the method many NES games used to fade large images and backgrounds. Some games exhibited similar color artifacts and glitches primarily due to the NES's small color palette.

== [[Wikipedia:Mega Man|''Mega Man'' series]] ==

=== Graphics ===
* The sprites for Stinkoman and the enemies Poorbt and Astromund are patterned after sprites in the ''Mega Man'' games for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]].
** Additionally, the sprites for the [[Videlectrix Mascot]] are taken directly from ''Mega Man''.
** It is likely that these sprites are based after the 8-bit Megaman sprites from the original ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man Classic| Mega Man series]]''.
* When shooting at enemies, you are limited to three projectiles on screen at a time. This is a direct reference to the original ''Mega Man'' series, where the Mega Buster could only fire up to three shots at a time. Older video game consoles only allowed limited amount of sprites at a time. For the NES, only 64 sprites can be on screen at a time with only a maximum of 8 sprites in the same given line.
* The bulky, muscular Stinkoman in the game's box art is likely a reference to the first two ''Mega Man'' games. The box art for the American versions of those games featured a similarly muscular Mega Man that looked nothing like the character in the game. The first game's box art was particularly inconsistent, showing Mega Man with a middle-aged complexion and fully realistic body proportions, as well as blue and yellow armor.
** This practice of creating conflicting box art for American video games was a common practice until around the time the [[Wikipedia:Super Nintendo Entertainment System|SNES]] was released.

=== Sounds and Music ===
* The sound effects for text appearing in the cinematics are taken from ''Mega Man'' for the NES.
* The chime sound in the intro screen and main menu mirrors ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man X|Mega Man X]]'' for the SNES but appears to be featured in [[Under Construction]].
* Most of the music in Stinkoman 20X6 is patterned after the music from the entire ''Mega Man'' series.
** Technically, the music is most like the music from the SNES line of ''Mega Man'' games, as it is more complex and synthetic than the music that the 8-bit NES is capable of producing.
*The [[Stinkoman 20X6 Remarks#sped_up|sped-up quotes]] are a reference to Megaman X, where you could unlock the hadouken-in turn, a reference to Street Fighter II. The "Hadouken!" shout is sped up.
*The whistle used to summon the Stinkowing in Level 9 is similar to the whistle used to call Rush in the Game Boy game, Mega Man 2: Return of Mega Man.

=== Characters ===
* In the attract screen, Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan flash onto the screen in a similar fashion to the character introduction in the arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: The Power Battle|Mega Man: The Power Battle]]'' (featuring Mega Man, Proto Man and Bass).
** A similar character introduction is featured in the ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Advance|Sonic Advance]]'' series for the [[Wikipedia:GameBoy Advance|Game Boy Advance]] and [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] for the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|Nintendo Entertainment System]], as well as many other video games, animes, and other media. Though Mega Man has technically used this, it is more likely to be a reflection of anime as a whole, as evidenced in other appearances of Stinkoman.
* The intro to [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]] is a parody of Mega Man's limited jumping ability.
* Stinkoman taking the large gray fist as a "new powerup" in Level 3 is a reference to Mega Man's ability to take on the powers of defeated bosses.
** Internally, Stinkoman with the fist is called "Fistman", a reference to the naming scheme of most bosses in ''Mega Man''.
* The contrast between the combat mechanics for Stinkoman (shooting at enemies from afar) and 1-Up (kicking enemies with melee attacks) calls to mind the two main characters from the ''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man X (series)|Mega Man X series]]'', X and [[Wikipedia:Zero (Mega Man)|Zero]]. Where as X uses his arm cannon to fight enemies at a range, Zero uses a beam saber to attack foes up-close.

=== [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|Enemies and Hazards]] ===
* '''Stobat''' (first seen in [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 2|Level 2]]) is similar to a chicken robot in ''Mega Man 5''.
* '''Old Sage''' is similar to the instant-death spikes that are usually placed under moving platforms in various ''Mega Man'' levels.
* The '''trap-door platforms''' refer to the first ''Mega Man'' game, in which similar platforms are found in Guts Man's stage.
* '''Greggo''' is similar to Metall (also known as Mettaur, Metool, Met, or Hard Hat), which was also invincible while ducking.
* '''The Bendini Sisters''' in [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|Level 5]] are similar to the meteorites that fall in Star Man's stage in ''Mega Man 5''.
* The '''"Evil Fortress"''' seen at the beginning and end of [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9|Level 9]] is a parody of the Skull Castle/Fortress in ''Mega Man''.

== [[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda series|The Legend of Zelda]] ==
* '''My Benj''' is similar to the Bit enemies in ''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]'' for the NES.
* '''Stlunko''' is similar to many video game bosses that consist of a mostly inactive head defended by two enormous disembodied hands. Such bosses are popular in the ''Zelda'' series — for example, Bongo-Bongo from ''[[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]]'', Gohdan from ''[[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker|The Wind Waker]]'', and Mazaal from ''[[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap|The Minish Cap]]''.
* '''Saargtsson''' is very similar in appearance and style to [http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Moldorm Moldorm] from the ''Zelda'' series.

== [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]]==
* '''Firey-Hot''' is a recolor of the fire cannons' blasts in the airship levels of ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Bros. 3]]''.
* '''Old Sage''' looks similar to the spikes found in the moon level in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2]]''.
* '''The Liekand''' is very similar in appearance to Fryguy, from ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2.]]'' Fryguy, the Level 4 boss, is a flame that wears sunglasses.
**The fact that The Liekand turns into a mouse could be another reference to the game, as one of the bosses is Mouser, who is also a mouse that also wears sunglasses.
* The [[Stinkomanual]] mentions that this game has no "weepy princess crap", a reference to the ''Super Mario'' series (among others) in which the primary plot is to rescue a helpless princess.
* The phrase "Hold B" refers primarily to numerous Nintendo games in which you gain a boost of some sort by holding down the 'B' button. For example, in the ''Super Mario Bros.'' series, holding 'B' makes you run faster, and in ''Mega Man'', holding 'B' charges up your shot for a more powerful hit.
** In Stinkoman 20X6, holding down the 'S' key allows you to rapid-fire.
* Many NES games featured the letter 'P' (presumably for "Power") in various forms, such as the P-switches, P-Wings and P-Gauges in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Bros. 3]]''. This may explain the collectible Ps in [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3|Level 3]].
* The name for [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0 (Negatory)]] is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Minus World|Minus World]] level in ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario Bros.]]''; a glitch that could be found by walking through a wall in Level 1-2.
*The fact that Stinkoman controls a hovercraft in Level 9 could be a reference to ''Super Mario Land'', in which Mario had to pilot a plane through one level.

==[[Wikipedia: Donkey Kong Country|Donkey Kong Country]]==

* '''Tampo''' moves in a similar way to that of [[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest|Krow]], the first boss in ''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|Donkey Kong Country 2]]'' for the SNES.
*Pan Pan's disappearance references many games in which a random character is kidnapped — for example, ''Donkey Kong Country 2'' and ''3''.

== Other Games ==
* The death sound effect is taken from the NES Ninja Gaiden series. Specifically, it is the player damage sound effect.
* If you sit still for a while, your character becomes bored and yawns or falls asleep. This gag was first used in an old PC game called ''[[Wikipedia:Boulder Dash|Boulder Dash]]'', and has since been used in countless video games.
* 1-Up's spin-kick is similar to the [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|''Street Fighter'']] move "Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku" (otherwise known as the Hurricane Kick).
** [[Homestar Runner]] also uses this move in the email [[dangeresque 3]], but mispronounces it as "The pipes are broken".
* '''Jaro's''' explosion appears to be modeled after many of the character explosions in ''The Adventures of Rad Gravity'' for the NES.
* The music for Level 1's opening scene is taken from [[Wikipedia:SSX Tricky|SSX Tricky]].
* '''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 1|Tampo]]''' appears to have been modeled after [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Star Fox series#Andross|Andross]], the final boss in ''[[Wikipedia:Star Fox 64|Star Fox 64]]''. Andross's "true form" is that of a giant floating brain (with eyeballs, unlike Tampo), and both he and Tampo have the same weak point: the [[Wikipedia:Cerebellum|cerebellum]].
* The sound effect for Tampo's destruction is taken from ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' for the NES.
* Stinkoman's pose with the giant fist at the end of Level 3 is a reference to some of the poses in ''[[Wikipedia:Battletoads|Battletoads]]''.
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 4|Level 4]] is a reference to a type of level (often called "Protect The Idiot") used in many video games to give the game some extra variety. In these kinds of levels, a secondary character blindly walks straight forward and depends on the player to clear obstacles and pitfalls.
* In [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 5|Level 5.2]], you can see a planet in the background that has a C-shaped portion on its left side. This portion bears a striking similarity to the stylized C in the title of ''[[Wikipedia:Chrono Trigger|Chrono Trigger]]'' for the SNES.
* [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 6|Level 6]] parodies countless video games that include cloud stages.
** In particular, the "pink cloud zone" in this is most likely a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Earthbound (series)|Earthbound]]'', in which the sixth "Your Sanctuary" location (in Dalaam) is called Pink Cloud.
** On a similar note, the name of level 6 ends in "Zone", this is an obvious reference to the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (16-bit)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] series, in which many levels end in the word "Zone".
* After defeating '''The Liekand''' in Level 6, it transforms into a rat. This may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (16-bit)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]], in which defeated enemies almost always revealed their power sources, which were various animals.
*The Shadowy Figure's fleet (The Level 9 enemies) is a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'', in which the Egg Fleet was modeled after fish.
[[Image:ashtar.png|thumb|Muhahahahaha!]]
* The cutscene featuring the [[Shadowy Figure]] at the beginning of [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 7|Level 7]] is a reference to a similar cutscene at the beginning of ''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden 2]]'' for the NES. This cutscene features Ashtar, the evil boss of the game, seen from behind, surrounded by lightning and laughing maniacally.
* In the cutscene at the beginning of [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level -0|Level -0]], Stinkoman blasts part of the wall in a similar fashion to the [[Wikipedia:Kamehameha (Dragon Ball)|Kamehameha]], an energy attack seen in the ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball|Dragon Ball]]'' manga series.
* The cutscene at the beginning of [[Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 9|Level 9]] shows Stinkoman gazing upon the Evil Fortress from atop a rock. This is a direct reference to a similar scene in ''Ninja Gaiden'', in which the main character gazes upon a fortress from atop a mountain.
* The sound effect for the whistle is the sound that plays when you get an item on the NES Castlevania games.
*Level 9 is designed after the shoot em' up game ''[[Wikipedia:Gradius|Gradius]]''.
** '''Broodacre''' is very similar to the volcanos in ''Gradius''.
* After defeating '''Harvax XVII''', the robot boss says "PI...PI...PI...". This message is similar to [[:Image:bionic_commando.png|messages spoken by robots]] in ''[[Wikipedia:Bionic Commando|Bionic Commando]]'' for the NES.
** In addition, Harvax XVII visually resembles minor villain Pinstripe from the superhero video game ''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Force (computer game)|Freedom Force]]''.
* '''The Liekand''' is similar in appearance to Mr. Glitch from ''[[Wikipedia:Mathman|Mathman]]'', a ''[[Wikipedia:Pac-Man|Pac-Man]]'' spoof from the PBS series ''[[Wikipedia:Square_One_TV|Square One TV]]''.
* '''Jaro''' looks very similar to the "Red Eye" mini-boss in the Death Egg level from [[Wikipedia:Sonic & Knuckles|Sonic & Knuckles]].
* '''My Benj''' appears to be the starting form of an original [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi|Tamagotchi]] or the first iteration of the Digimon digital pet.

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User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:38:55 GMT

Theyellowdart: I think it's that time where I don't contribute and I just screw with my userpage some more! YEAH!

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Always lurking, never contributing.</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Austin... and I'm dating your daughter. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)
**Aren't I cool? I SHOULD BE A MOD OR SOMETHING! YEA!

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<OptimisticFool> Did you miss the "d" key, yellow?
<DeFender1031> Theyellowfart, either that's gross, or you typoed
<Theyellowfart> ...problem, guys?
* OptimisticFool stifles laughter.. "Um.. no."
<Theyellowfart> What's the matter?
<Brooksie> tee hee
<NachoMan> tee hee
<Theyellowfart> ...whhhhhat?
</pre>

<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: When I was like 12 I trolled the forum and this guy was there to forgive me.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: Face it, you are jealous of his userpage.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: Duh.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: *insert another generic compliment here!*
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: I want to be wise. I want to be Dan.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: He has cake. That's right.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Old guys are still cool.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*{{User:Homestramy20/sig}}: =3
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Bill Cosby

Theyellowdart — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:47:38 GMT

Theyellowdart: proper noun is proper

[[Image:CoachZPotion-ma-jig.png|thumb|150px|Zeo Zuxtable]]
[[Image:Theo Huxtable.jpg|thumb|150px|Theo Huxtable]]
Many characters in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] seem to be fans of '''[[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]]''' work, especially the shows [[Wikipedia:The Cosby Show|The Cosby Show]] and [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]].

== Appearances ==
*[[Second Games Menu]] — The description of [[Homestar Talker]], "[[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] says the darndest things", is a play on the name of ''[[Wikipedia:Kids Say the Darnedest Things|Kids Say the Darnedest Things]]'', a show originally co-hosted by Art Linkletter and later revived with Bill Cosby hosting. 
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[The Cheat]] dresses as Russell, one of the characters from ''Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids''.
*Email [[mile]] ([[mile#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — [[Mike Chapman|Mike]] says his [[Powered by The Cheat|PBTC]] [[Bubs]] impression is pretty much his Fat Albert impression.
*Email [[car]] ([[car#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]]) — There is a discussion of [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]]'s Thursday night sitcom lineup including ''The Cosby Show''.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — [[Coach Z]] dresses as Theo Huxtable from ''The Cosby Show''. The shirt Coach Z is wearing is from the first-season episode "A Shirt Story", in which Denise tries to hand-make Theo a designer shirt and butchers it in the process. Malcolm Jamal-Warner played the role of this character.
*Email [[alternate universe]] — The pronunciation "ohbee kaybee" for "okay" was frequently said by the character Mushmouth on ''Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids''. It also made an appearance during a bit about Novocaine and the dentist's office in ''[[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby: Himself|Bill Cosby: Himself]]''.
*[[Weclome Back]] — The city of "Thuxtable" is a reference to Theo Huxtable, a character on ''The Cosby Show''.
*[[Quote of the Week]] — In the quote for [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-05-17|May 17, 2007]], which expands upon a quote from [[Homestarloween Party]], [[Marzipan]] notes that she found a worm in her garden and named it "Fat Albert".
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — [[Homestar Runner]] thinks Strong Bad's costume is Rudy, from Fat Albert.
*Email [[winter pool]] — Homestar Runner is surprised that a swimming pool full of gelatin isn't naturally attracting oiled-up Bill Cosby. This is also reference to the fact that he was a spokesman for the Jell-O brand.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — After the "out and spit takes" in which Strong Bad accidentally pronounces "priceless" as "pwiceless", he tells an offscreen Homestar, "This is your fault, Mushmouth!" (in reference to one of Fat Albert's friends)

[[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Smoking

Theyellowdart — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:42:49 GMT

Theyellowdart: little fixes

'''Smoking''' is one of the occasional vices indulged in by the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] crew.
==The Cheat's Smoking==
[[Image:Thecheatsmoking.png|right|thumb|Smoke 'em if ya got 'em]]
[[The Cheat]] is addicted to smoking. While he usually smokes cigarettes, he also smokes the occasional old-style pipe. He normally smokes [[Trophies|Trophy Lights]] cigarettes, usually after a period of stress or fatigue. Though sometimes his [[Characters#Main characters|friends]] will try to get him to stop smoking, their attempts are never too successful. The [[Trophy Lights]] have been seen in a locker in [[Coach Z]]'s locker room, where The Cheat reportedly sleeps sometimes.

===Appearances===

*[[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]] — The player must help The Cheat quit with nicotine gum.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Strong Bad]] finds a pack of Trophy Lights in The Cheat's [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker]], which violates his [[Holidays#New Year's Day (January 1st)|New Year's resolution]].
*Email [[big white face]] — A pixelated drawing of The Cheat shows him holding a smoking pipe.
*Email [[montage]] — The Cheat can be seen smoking after a day of door-to-door selling with the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]. Marzipan is suprised that he smokes in the [[montage#Commentary Transcript|secret commentary for montage]]

==Cigars==
[[Image:Cigar.PNG|thumb|A cigar from [[Meet Marshie]].]]
*[[Hairstyle Runner]] — One of the pictures in the gallery features [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] smoking.
*[[Meet Marshie]] — "Pinner" has a cigar in the pile of marshmallows (this also appears as an Easter egg in [[island]]).
*[[Pigs on Head]] — Hank and Frank are both smoking cigars.
*Email [[fingers]] — Strong Bad has a lit cigar on his left hand.
*[[That A Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] smokes a cigar.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Cheerleader]] had a bowler derby hat, sunglasses, a mustache, a tie, and a cigar.
*Strong Bad and The Cheat's [[Store Thank You Messages#Strong Bad and The Cheat.27s Thank You|Store Thank You Message]] — Strong Bad lights a cigar with a burning pile of money.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad tries to smoke a cigar, but it explodes in his face.
*Email [[pop-up]] — [[Bubs]] is smoking a cigar in the Easter egg.
*[[Sketchbook 2006#SK-2006-07-06|Weekly Sketchbook]] — [[The Sneak]] is holding a cigar in one of the images.
*Email [[your funeral]] — In an Easter egg, [[Strong Sad]] is seen holding a cigar. In another Easter egg, future versions of [[Pom Pom]] and Strong Sad are smoking cigars.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — A cigar can be seen sitting in the ashtray on the desk in the Smoky Office during the game introduction, but by the time the game proper starts, it appears to have changed to a cigarette.

==Cigarettes==
[[Image:Picture_2.png|thumb|"AaAaA'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]."]]
*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:stardom.html|Leg Delabor's page]] has an animated GIF that at one point shows a lit cigarette.
*[[The Interview]] — the [[Smoky Office]] has an ashtray with a lit cigarette in it.
**The Smoky Office has also been seen with the lit cigarette [[Smoky Office#Appearances|many other times]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — [[Homsar]] appears dressed as Slash in an Easter Egg with a cigarette in his mouth.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — [[The Ugly One]] sticks her head in the ground, where her lungs proceed to fill up with sand and cigarette butts.
*[[Peasant's Quest Preview]] — the [[Videlectrix Mascot]] holds a cigarette while leaning on the [[Videlectrix]] logo.
**This is also seen in [[Peasant's Quest Animatic]].
*[[Puppets on the Road]] — The start is the experimental film Staple-Down Life, which features a line about smoking cigarettes.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — the party scene is introduced by a man smoking a cigarette with "AT THE PARTY" imprinted on it.
*Email [[space program]] — the filmstrip announcer wonders why [[Tire|Ted Averill]] isn't enjoying a "smooth, relaxing cigarette".
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — At the end, Strong Bad is seen holding a cigarette.
*Email [[mini-golf]] — All Homestar finds in the Blue Family Recreation Water are cigarette butts and a [[Underwear|bra.]]
*[[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] — After learning that their flying tour bus doesn't have any shields, a member of [[sloshy]] asks if they have any cigarettes. The bassist hands him a box of them as their van is destroyed by [[Limozeen]]'s hot lixx.
*[[Fan Costumes '07]] — The 5th picture shown is of a man in a Strong Sad costume holding a cigarette.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad's New Year's Resolution is to start watering Marzipan's flowers with recycled cigarette butts.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — [[Strong Bad]] has an ashtray with a lit cigarette in it.
*[[Hremail 7]] — [[Melonade]] flavor Butt 1 features a crushed out cigarette on the can.

==Miscellaneous==
*[[Scroll Button Songs]] — In one of the songs, [[Coach Z]] raps, "And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!"
*Email [[pizzaz]] — The Strong Bad dressed like a ship's captain is holding a corncob pipe.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — Teachers are advised to "catch a nap or have a smoke" during the slide show. Later on in the show, the [[Blue Laser Commander]] tempts [[Firebert]] by asking if he wants to "smoke some candy."
*Email [[myths & legends]] — Strong Bad's "fence drawings" show a man smoking a pipe.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]— [[So and So]] asks for some "smokes".
*[[Sketchbook 2007#SK-2007-10-04|Sketchbooks]] — One image shows a representation of Strong Bad with a large mustache, smoking a pipe.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Homestar holds a pipe throughout his televised Decemberween special.
*[[Career Day]] — Strong Bad dressed up as [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|Space Captainface]] says that his educational film will give the teacher enough time for a smoke break.

[[Category:Activity running gags]]

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:47:37 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* IRC Quotes */ Um, sure.

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Always lurking, never contributing.</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<OptimisticFool> Did you miss the "d" key, yellow?
<DeFender1031> Theyellowfart, either that's gross, or you typoed
<Theyellowfart> ...problem, guys?
* OptimisticFool stifles laughter.. "Um.. no."
<Theyellowfart> What's the matter?
<Brooksie> tee hee
<NachoMan> tee hee
<Theyellowfart> ...whhhhhat?
</pre>

<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
*** Soxred93 has quit (Connection timed out)
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*** Soxred93 has quit (Excess Flood)
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Talk:Catch Phrases

Theyellowdart — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:26:16 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* So needs its own page */ reply

== Deletion ==
Most of these phrases are barely ever used. Holy Crap is'nt seen much more, and I believe it's mentioned a lot on [[Crap]]. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 22:45, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
:I could give this page a chance. It would need to be fixed up quite a bit though. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:12, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
::I dunno, I'm afraid this page will be the subject of much snowballing and revert wars. Just what is a "Catchphrase" is really a matter of opinion. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 00:35, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:::I agree with Dot com. The way the appearances are listed needs to be fixed up, but it does seem like a good page. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 00:46, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
I'll get right to work!!!!!! Lopp3
:I'm inclined to go with Thunderbird. How many times does something need to constitute it being a catch phrase? And what seperates something from being a catch prase/slogan/motto, etc.? Catch phrases can be interpreted in many different ways. - {{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 09:55, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
::Catch phrases are something that is said repeatatly until it became popular. The problem with most of the phrases here (exept "holy crap") is that they became popular without being repeated. This page is full with point of views and will casue much arguments over what, and what not should be included. I say '''delete'''. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:23, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
'''[Delete]''' None of the characters actually have consistent catch phrases throughout the series. These quotes appeared once, maybe twice. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 13:13, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:'''[Possibly keep]''' I agree with Dot com. This article might be worth keeping if it's cleaned up a bit. some of the things on here just aren't catch phrases. But I don't think it's true at all to say that none of the characters have catch phrases. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 19:06, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:I'm workin on it as hard as I can, but I'm working on the big project of [[Strong Bad's Technology]] as well. Soooo...give me a little bit of time, as SB's technology has a lot of formatting to be done. Lopp3 (Who can't figure out how the **** to work his sig.)
::'''[Keep]''' I think that this page needs a major cleanup than a delortion. But otherwise, I think that the information seen here is pretty useful and relevant. So yeah. {{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 00:10, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
:::'''[Possibly Keep]''' This page has potential. I wish I had the talent to make it better. Perhaps if it was deleted and restarted from scratch? {{User:Bassbone/sig}} 03:47, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
I'm trying to get an image, but I can't get an SWF file saved on my computer. Still need time and help. {{User:Lopp3/sig}} 23:06, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

::::'''Delete''', for the reasons listed above by Lapper. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 12:02, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

:::::Huh. The page is MUCH better, however, I feel it may go against [[HRWiki:Once And Only Once|Once And Only Once]]. '''Neutral'''. But, if it is determined to be deleted, suggest '''merge''' the catch phrases, slogans, and mottos to the character's/companies' pages. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 15:25, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

== Bubs ==

He said "Tht'll be five dollars" in [[pom pom]] - that's not "numerous occassions". Anyone know of others? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 15:05, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
:[[Sample of Style]] and [[Store Thank You Messages]]. Hey, if this page is going to be kept, we should replace "numerous occassions" with ALL the "occassions". Otherwise, it seems like we're not trying. It's like we're saying "Yeah, he probably said 'Holy Crap' a couple of times but we can't be bothered to tell you when he said it. Now go away." {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:11, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

==appearances list==
:I was thinking of re-arranging the appearances list so that it looked something like this:
===Appearances===
====Homestar Runner====
*'''Seriously''' - (list of all appearances)
*'''Some other catch phrase''' - (list of all appearances)
====Strong Bad====
*'''Holy Crap''' - (list of all appearances)
*'''Some other catch phrase''' - (list of all appearances)

:Naturally, the (list of all appearances)'s will be replaced with a list of all appearances, and the "some other catch phrase" will be replaced by a different catch phrase, if there are any.
:Is this fine with everybody? {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 01:14, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
:Good with me, and it's my article. Time for a revamp. {{User:Lopp3/sig}}

:Well, it has been done. Needs A LOT of work and a picture, but I think it may survive now. {{User:Lopp3/sig}}

I think we no longer need the to be deleted tab. It just need cleanup now. {{User:Lopp3/sig}}

== Picture ==

The image is a jpeg. I converted it to png, but it's a lit bigger. Should I upload that and orphan the current one? {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:54, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

:Abso-posi-lutely! {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 01:55, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
::Actually, I meant to type '''lot''' bigger, not lit. Same answer though, right? {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 02:10, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

I'm very sorry about the jpg. I'm having trouble getting .png files. {{User:Lopp3/sig}}

:DOn't worry! It's just, I've always been told to use pngs here. Man, I've gotta fix one of mine, too. ;-) ACupOfCoffee: Yeah, you probably should.

Nev mind. Just got it fixed. I can't believe I didn't change it in the first place, even though I had to use Paint Shop Pro to crop the image anyways. {{User:Lopp3/sig}}

== Merging from Cheesing Off ==

Isn't "cheesing off" a common phrase? {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:35, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
:I've certainly heard it before, H*R aside. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:36, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
::Then, should it be on [[Catch Phrases]]? If not, suggest merge with Catch phrases. The signature, please bring this email to a close. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:39, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
:::Hmmm... Catch Phrases seem to be catogorized by character... how would this work out on there? If we were to, reogranize it then maybe... {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 23:49, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
::::We could make a "Miscellaneous" section where we put phrases that more than one character has said. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
:::::Great idea! All for it. {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 00:04, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
::::::'''Second'd''' I like the idea of merging. [[User:Sbmaniac|Sbmaniac]] 19:01, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
:'''Thir'd''' Really a great idea. It would also not make this a stub.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 04:49, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

== Cleanup ==

Some of these aren't really catch phrases and others are variations of similar ones... i think i'll re-organize this page removing the ones that aren't and putting the ones that are variations as sub-bullets. Any objections? {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 00:27, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
:Great minds DO think alike... I was looking at the page and said to myself, "Some of these have only appeared in one toon/are variations on other catch phrases. I think I'll notify the head users about my plan to delete one-timers and sub-bullet variations on the talk page." And what should I see but a message left by another user with the EXACT SAME INTENTIONS!!!!!

!
{{User:Neox/sig}} 01:32, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

== Strong Bad is swearing ==

I thin that i swear is his catch phrase[[User:Lucsar|Lucsar]] 02:27, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:Um... Are you saying that you think "I swear" is one of [[Strong Bad]]'s catchphrases? No. I've never heard him say that. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 02:31, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

== So needs its own page ==

Why is "So Good" here? It really merits a page. If anyone else says so, by all means I'll make it. --[[User:Jellote|gadget8@comcast.net]] 20:55, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
:What more is there to say that's not already on this page? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:59, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
::I agree. There's nothing more to say about it. It fits here nicely. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:26, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:10:36 GMT

Theyellowdart: oh yeah, I'm 17 now.

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Always lurking, never contributing.</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}
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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
*** Soxred93 has quit (Connection timed out)
*** Soxred93 has joined #hrwiki
*** Soxred93 has quit (Excess Flood)
*** Soxred93 has joined #hrwiki
*** Soxred93 has quit (Excess Flood)
*** Soxred93 has joined #hrwiki
<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:10:08 GMT

Theyellowdart: meh?

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Always lurking, never contributing.</div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail1.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite email is '''[[for kids]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#6699CC|codebkgd=#006699|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=F!|msg=This user is on the '''[http://www.frappr.com/homestarrunnerwiki HRWiki Frappr map]'''.}}
|}

==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
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<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
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<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:18:16 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* IRC Quotes */ a nutter waun

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">'''I'm Back, full-time'''<br /><small>As of now, I have returned to the Wiki. Now go to some cartwheels. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)</small></div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

{{userboxtop}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#C9C9C9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:sbemail lappy2.png|43px]]|msg=This user enjoys '''[[:Category:Lappy 486 Emails|Lappy-era]]''' emails the best.}}
{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
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|}

==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<theyellowdart> have you ever been to HONG KONG?
<Heim> Yup.
<theyellowdart> is HONG KONG an awesome place?
<Heim> I love that place.
<theyellowdart> what is the best thing about HONG KONG?
<Heim> It's the most awesomest ever.
<theyellowdart> how awesome is HONG KONG?
<Heim> It is made of awesome.
<theyellowdart> did you live in HONG KONG?
<Heim> No.
<Heim> It is also not written in all caps.
<theyellowdart> would you make out with HONG KONG?
<Heim> If Hong Kong is female, maybe.
<NachoMan> i sent a letter to china. i don't speak chinese so i typed it in all caps
<NachoMan> </dilbert>
<theyellowdart> xD
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<pre>
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
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<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Talk:Donut Unto Others

Theyellowdart — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:34:14 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Color Chameleon */ reply to Greg

==Color Chameleon==
Is it really necessary to note that his is the first time we see Bub's face a different color? i mean, we don't see any other characters' faces a different colour EVER, so is thiss really note-worthy? {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 14:06, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:I don't really think it is noteworthy either. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 18:34, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

==Bubs Hums==
I think that Bubs is actually humming the villain's theme from Inspector Gadget. That would bookend with Homestar humming the main theme from the show.
:It was clearly Bubs that was humming at the end. He was the one sneaking away, and the voice sounded much more Bubs-like than Homestar-like. [[Special:Contributions/129.64.175.10|129.64.175.10]] 17:19, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::The song Bubs was humming at the end is a standard "sneaking" song. It is not specific to anything in particular. Unfortunately, I haven't had much luck finding a link or title to the song (the only lead is "Mysterioso Pizzicato", as given in TV Tropes's "Standard Snippet" page, but I can't find a tune to go with that title.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:45, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::Found it! [http://www.musipedia.org/tmp/MPUbycIp.mid Here] is a link to the MIDI file, but the link to the page that gives the title has a bracket and I don't know the workaround for that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:49, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Excellent find. That's been bugging me all day, looking for the same thing. -- 17:52, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
::::Both this and the military drum riff Bubs hums on his way back to his post are references to old cartoons. I don't remember which toon it was, but when he storms off it was a reference to Bugs Bunny, who was temporarily foiled, responded with "Of course you know, this means war" and stomped off in the same posture to the tune of the drum thing. [[User:Wear a Bikini|Wear a Bikini]] 18:04, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, it's stock music. But the origin of the song he hums at the end (not the drum beat) is "Mysterioso Pizzicato". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:08, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

== Pain ==

Maybe someone should make a page about injuries to various characters. I'm sure we could fill it up. I'll even do it, if you think it would be worthwhile. {{User:Open Source Greg/sig}} 15:46, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:03:16 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* IRC Quotes */ +one. yea..

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">'''I'm Back, full-time'''<br /><small>As of now, I have returned to the Wiki. Now go to some cartwheels. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)</small></div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> o hai SysRq868.
<Theyellowdart> remember that gay project "Fugleman"?
<SysRq868> hai tyd my de-aar.
<Theyellowdart> remember when we cancelled that gay project?
<SysRq868> Yeah.
<SysRq868> twas totally gay
<Theyellowdart> ...so gay.
<SysRq868> Like you.
<Theyellowdart> Like you and me.
<Theyellowdart> <3
<SysRq868> <3
</pre>

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
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*** Soxred93 has joined #hrwiki
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
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*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Señor

Theyellowdart — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:32:57 GMT

Theyellowdart: undid revision 636095;not exactly a better caption. no seriously. no.

{{about|blue [[storybook character]]}} {{for|mortgage broker and used car salesman|Senor Cardgage}} {{for|common misuse of the Spanish word|Senor}}
[[Image:Señor.PNG|thumb|From Foreign Lands, the foreign man!]]
'''Señor''' (also known by his full name '''Señor Havin' A Little Trouble''') is the little blue guy who entered [[Original Book|The Strongest Man in the World Contest]], but was crushed by only 21 grapes. It is no wonder why he lost—his arms freely slide around on his body. He dances by raising his arms and sliding them up and down. Señor was apparently one of the most popular characters until, according to [[Strong Bad]], he was "[[Death|crushed]] by a falling [[Bubs' Concession Stand]]" along with [[Mr. Bland]], as seen in "[[origins]]." Unlike [[Senor Cardgage]], the "n" in his name has the appropriate accent and is correctly pronounced (seh-nyor rather than seh-nor).

== Complete Filmography ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book]]
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
*[[Strumstar Hammer]] ([[kids' book]] Easter egg)
*Email [[flashback]]
*[[Main Page 20]]
*Email [[origins]]
*[[Strongest Man in the World]] - Flash remake of the orginal book.

{{clear}}

== Character Evolution ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Image !! Info !! Created !! Appearances !! What's Changed?
|-
| [[Image:senor.png|200px]] || Original design || 1996 || [[Original Book]]; ''[[Strumstar Hammer]] ([[kids' book]] Easter egg); '' ''[[flashback]]''; ''[[Main Page 20]]''; ''[[origins]]''|| N/A
|-
| [[Image:SenorMLS.png|200px]] || The second design || 1999 || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]|| (right) A darker shade of blue, and more realistic arms.
|-
| [[Image:Senor_HALT2.png|200px|center]] || The current Señor || 2006 || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || Based more on the original, but with shading and cleaner edges. He also has shinier eyes.
|}

[[Category:Character Evolution]]
[[Category:Storybook Characters]]

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:31:11 GMT

Theyellowdart: meh...

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">'''I'm Back, full-time'''<br /><small>As of now, I have returned to the Wiki. Now go to some cartwheels. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)</small></div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#E0FFFF|codebkgd=#20B2AA|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:toons screenshot.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite toon is '''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 4 - bubs.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Bubs]]'''.}}
{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}
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|}

==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

The Brothers Chaps' Fansite Acknowledgments

Theyellowdart — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:30:01 GMT

Theyellowdart: since the Homestar Runner Wiki is what is being talked about, it should be a proper noun.

[[The Brothers Chaps]] have publicly acknowledged many [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] [[Links#Fan_Sites|fansites]], including the Homestar Runner Wiki. They've been known to drop by when fansites are celebrating anniversaries or other special occasions, and their messages are generally very positive and appreciative. This article provides a listing of known public acknowledgments of fansites by The Brothers Chaps and other [[contributors]].
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== Homestar Runner Wiki Acknowledgments ==

*On the DVD commentary for [[love poems]], it is suggested that the email be categorised as a "Not Quite Teen Girl Squad", based on the Teen Girl Squad cutaway scene (in reference to the [[:Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails|Not Quite Strong Bad Emails category]]). They also parody the fun fact categories, suggesting that Homestar's hair tucking into his sweater is "a goof, and a glitch, and a reference, and a real-world reference, and an inside reference".
*The DVD commentary for [[rated]] talks about how the Wiki unscrambled the image on the TV.
*In the DVD commentary for [[pizza joint]], Mike mentions learning about [[hammerspace]] from the Wiki.
*In the DVD commentary for [[mini-golf]], one of the Brothers Chaps mentions learning the concept of the ouroboros from the Wiki.
*The DVD commentary for [[rough copy]] suggests that the appearance of the barbed wire costumes' negative space was listed as a goof on the Wiki (it was not). They claim it to be a stylistic choice. They also jokingly suggest that most of their goofs are a "laziness choice".
*"The Homestar Wiki" is thanked in the credits for all of the [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] games.
*For over a year, the Wiki incorrectly reported that [[Mike Chapman]] did the voice of [[Mr. Bland]]. This was corrected after [[Matt Chapman]] revealed that this was a mistake during the [[Strongest Man in the World#Commentary Transcript|hidden creators' commentary]] of [[Strongest Man in the World]] on the DVD [[Everything Else, Volume 3]].
*The [[Quote of the Week]]s released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being added to the site. The quote that it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=next&oldid=507707 the edit adding the previous quote to the HRWiki article].
*In the commentary for [[road trip]], [[Karen Wagner]] thanked the Wiki for helping them keep their facts straight.
*In the [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|DVD]] commentary for the email [[boring (really)]], Matt Chapman said that the phrase [[Be's]] should have an entry on the Homestar Wiki. (It did.)
*At the [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech talk]], Matt [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007#wiki|talked briefly]] about the Wiki during the presentation.
*[[Karen Wagner]] sent a donation to the Wiki during the 2007 Spring Fundraising Drive along with a sticky note.
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Image:Karen_Wagner_Sticky.jpg
</gallery>
*The Brother Chaps' friend, [[Craig Zobel]], who has done work on HomestarRunner.com, [http://forum.hrwiki.org/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=5035 registered] on the HRWiki Forum on January 15, 2007. He made a [[Forum:10623|thread]] regarding his film "Great World of Sound".
*In the [[Everything Else, Volume 2|DVD]] commentary for [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version]], Matt Chapman (jokingly) claims that [[Wikipedia:South Park|South Park]] ripped off the joke about [[Wikipedia:Pitfall!|Pitfall!]] from the cartoon. [[Y-O-U|Peter Olsen]] replies with "put it on the Wiki".
*In the [[Everything Else, Volume 2|DVD]] commentary for [[Bug In Mouth Disease]], Mike Chapman mentions that there was a [[Bug In Mouth Disease#Goofs|misspelling]] on one of Bubs's business cards that was pointed out by the Wiki. The word in question was "paranormal", which was misspelled as "paranaormal".
*In the [[Everything Else, Volume 2|DVD]] commentary for [[Homestarloween Party]], Mike Chapman briefly mentions that the [[Visor Robot]] was never officially named, but that they began calling it "Visor Robot" after the Wiki informally gave it that name.
* At the [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|Flashforward conference]], Matt [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006#The Homestar Runner Wiki|talked briefly]] about the Wiki during the presentation.
* On November 18, 2005, Matt Chapman sent a personal letter to Homestar Runner Wiki proprietor [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]], enclosed with the following note and several pages of sketches.
<blockquote>H*RWiki people!!<br />
Thanks for putting<br />
together such an awesome<br />
Homestar resource & fan<br />
community!! We couldn't<br />
find which SBEmail had<br />
The Cheat's angry eyes in it<br />
without you guys! Here's<br />
my "notes" from Jury<br />
Duty!! - Matt C</blockquote>
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Image:LetterSketches1.jpg
Image:LetterSketches2.jpg
Image:LetterSketches3.jpg
Image:LetterSketches4.jpg
Image:LetterSketches5.jpg
Image:TBC Check Image.PNG
</gallery>
* In the [[Everything Else, Volume 1|DVD]] commentary for [[Strong Bad Sings]], Matt Chapman wonders if the [[Fat Bluebird]] has a page on the Wiki. (It didn't, at the time.)
* On Halloween 2005, [[User:Mibluvr13|Mibluvr13]] put together a virtual birthday card for Matt Chapman's 29th birthday with the signatures from various Wiki and forum users. ([[Forum:5751|View forum thread]]) Matt Chapman received the card and emailed her the following reply.
<blockquote>Thanks Chrissy and the rest of you! You guys rule. That card is awesome. And so is the Wiki and all the hard work you folks put into it. We use it all the time when we can't remember stuff from our cartoons.<br /><br />
High fives all the times,<br />
Matt</blockquote>
<gallery>
Image:Matt B-day Card Front.png|<center>Front</center>
Image:Matt B-day Card Inside.png|<center>Inside</center>
</gallery>
* [[Jonathan Howe]], The Brothers Chaps' chief programmer, suggested to Bobby Blackwolf to post his [[Bobby Blackwolf Interview - 5 Sep 2005|interview]] on the Wiki. Bobby followed his advice as an [[Special:Contributions/24.99.97.221|anonymous contributor]].
* In the [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|DVD]] commentary for the email [[animal]], Mike Chapman states that they made a [[animal#Goofs|goof]] regarding segmented/compound eyes, and that they discovered their mistake by reading the Wiki.

== Acknowledgments of Other Fansites ==
===<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.burninghorizon.com/hsrforum/index.php Burning Horizon Forum]</span>===
Matt Chapman posted a little message on the forum's one year anniversary, along with a sound clip featuring a small conversation between [[Strong Bad]] and [[Coach Z]].

<blockquote>Happy anniversary to each and all of ya'lls. You got a great little fansite here. High fives to everybody. Here's a treat from Strong Bad and Coach Z that'll be up for a little while.<br><br>

www.videlectrix.com/bhz.mp3<br><br>

Has Fun,<br>
Matt C</blockquote>

:'''''Message transcript:'''''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Happy anniversary, BHZ. ''{pronounces "BHZ" as "Buhoouhzzz"}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Don't ya mean BHZ? ''{spells out "BHZ"}'' I tell ya, I got a case of the BHZ once. You don't wanna see the needle they gotta use to a-norc-ulate ya for that one!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ew.

:*[[Mirror:bhz.mp3|Listen to the message]] (mirror)

===<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.the-coolest-stuff-ever.com/ the-coolest-stuff-ever.com]</span>===
When the site was originally launched in 2003, Matt and Mike Chapman sent its owner the following message:

:'''''Message transcript:'''''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome to the-coolest-stuff-ever.com. Finally, a website worthy of all of my awesome-memenemenity.

:*[[Mirror:the-coolest-stuff-ever.com_sb_welcome.wav|Listen to the message]] (mirror)

==See Also==
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Real World]]

Talk:Cheerleader's Boys

Theyellowdart — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:07:50 GMT

Theyellowdart:

{{tbd}}
This is a character trait of Cheerleader and should be in her article. And it already is. This article does not add interesting information to that, in my opinion.'''delete'''{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:33, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
:To be fair, [[Strong Bad's Ladies]] is likewise an element of his character, but it has its own article. True, part of that is that he's a much more central character than Cheerleader. Still, I'm unconvinced at this point that we should delete this article and would lean toward keeping now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
::It needs to be merged with [[Cheerleader]]. '''Delete.''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:37, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Number A, merging and deleting are two different things. Letter two, and much more importantly, you've given no reason for your opinion. It will likely just be ignored by the closer of the discussion if you don't give a reason. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::::If it's something as small as this, it needs to be merged with the main article. [[Strong Bad's Ladies]] is pretty broad, this really isn't... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:18, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::At the very least get rid of the biopsy for teen girl squad 12, it has very little to do with the topic itself. The list of her 'boyfriends' could then be merged with her own page. Or alternatively, complete the list to include boys that the other teen girl squad members are/were involved with.[[Special:Contributions/82.168.116.166|82.168.116.166]] 21:16, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::A consensus hasn't been reached. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:41, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::This discussion needs more opinions before we can close it, and it's rather sorely overdue for a close. Any takers? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:22, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I agree with MichealXX2 '''Merge''' with cheerleader.--{{User:Record307/sig}} 03:16, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

I like this artcle.I agree with Heimstwen Laufer and vote '''keep.''' --[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 10:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:To elaborate on my opinion above, as well as to explain why I disagree with Loafing's original rationale that the article adds nothing to what we already have in Cheerleader's bio: The detailed list of appearances is quite informative, in my opinion, and that would definitely be lost if this were deleted or merged. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:31, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, the high amount of detail has me leaning very strongly towards '''keep'''. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:55, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
::''{Edit conflict}'' This is a component of a very distinctive personality trait for Cheerleader, one that isn't shared by the rest of the girls, and one that many of the comics end up revolving around. I say '''keep'''. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 21:56, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
:::I say '''merge''' with [[Cheerleader]]. Look {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=630560#Cheerleader.27s_Boys how much better}} this looks on Cheerleader's own little page. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:01, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Actually, this article makes perfect sense to have as a separate one. There is a lot of information here and is constantly popping up in TGS toons. Broadness? Eh, it is honestly about as broad as Strong Bad's Ladies. We should '''keep''' this as a separate article. Merging it Cheerleader would just be too much. Should we merge Strong Bad's Ladies as well then? --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:07, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Cheerleader's Boys

Theyellowdart — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:06:41 GMT

Theyellowdart: I say we keep it.

{{tbd}}
This is a character trait of Cheerleader and should be in her article. And it already is. This article does not add interesting information to that, in my opinion.'''delete'''{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:33, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
:To be fair, [[Strong Bad's Ladies]] is likewise an element of his character, but it has its own article. True, part of that is that he's a much more central character than Cheerleader. Still, I'm unconvinced at this point that we should delete this article and would lean toward keeping now. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:33, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
::It needs to be merged with [[Cheerleader]]. '''Delete.''' {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 21:37, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Number A, merging and deleting are two different things. Letter two, and much more importantly, you've given no reason for your opinion. It will likely just be ignored by the closer of the discussion if you don't give a reason. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::::If it's something as small as this, it needs to be merged with the main article. [[Strong Bad's Ladies]] is pretty broad, this really isn't... {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 01:18, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::At the very least get rid of the biopsy for teen girl squad 12, it has very little to do with the topic itself. The list of her 'boyfriends' could then be merged with her own page. Or alternatively, complete the list to include boys that the other teen girl squad members are/were involved with.[[Special:Contributions/82.168.116.166|82.168.116.166]] 21:16, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::A consensus hasn't been reached. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 04:41, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::This discussion needs more opinions before we can close it, and it's rather sorely overdue for a close. Any takers? {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 02:22, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I agree with MichealXX2 '''Merge''' with cheerleader.--{{User:Record307/sig}} 03:16, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

I like this artcle.I agree with Heimstwen Laufer and vote '''keep.''' --[[User:Mariofan1000|Mariofan1000]] 10:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:To elaborate on my opinion above, as well as to explain why I disagree with Loafing's original rationale that the article adds nothing to what we already have in Cheerleader's bio: The detailed list of appearances is quite informative, in my opinion, and that would definitely be lost if this were deleted or merged. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 10:31, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, the high amount of detail has me leaning very strongly towards '''keep'''. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 21:55, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
::''{Edit conflict}'' This is a component of a very distinctive personality trait for Cheerleader, one that isn't shared by the rest of the girls, and one that many of the comics end up revolving around. I say '''keep'''. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 21:56, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
:::I say '''merge''' with [[Cheerleader]]. Look {{pl|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=630560#Cheerleader.27s_Boys how much better}} this looks on Cheerleader's own little page. {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 22:01, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Actually, this article makes perfect sense to have as a separate one. There is a lot of information here and is constantly popping up in TGS toons. Too broad? Eh, it is honestly about as broad as Strong Bad's Ladies. We should '''keep''' this as a separate article. Merging it Cheerleader would just be too much

All Toons

Theyellowdart — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:57:18 GMT

Theyellowdart: derp derp derp

This is a list of '''all the [[toons]] and [[games]]''' in chronological order. The earlier toons were guessed with the help of old menus and the [[Wikipedia:Internet_Archive#Wayback_Machine|Wayback Machine]], while the more recent ones were compiled from the [[H*R.com updates {{CURRENTYEAR}}|update logs]].

==List==
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=120 | Release Date !! Type !! Toon !! Watch !! Easter <br />Eggs !! Running <br />Time
|-
| 1996 <br />(web version first appeared on or before June 28, 2001)|| Book || [[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the <br />Strongest Man in the World Competition]] || [[HR:book1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| <span style="white-space: nowrap">December 1996</span> || Uncategorized || [[Super NES]] || [[HR:supernes.swf|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| (1999?) || Book || [[Where My Hat Is At?]] || [[HR:wheremyhatisat.swf|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| (1999?) || Uncategorized || [[First Flash]] || [[HR:pompom.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| (1999?) || Uncategorized || [[Second Flash]] || [[HR:homestar2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| (1999?) || Uncategorized || [[Pom Pom, Too]] || [[HR:pomwhole.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 1999 || Toon || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] || [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:00
|-
| (1999?) || Intro || [[Old Intro]] || [[HR:oldintro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:15
|-
| 2000 || Uncategorized || [[If I Ran The Camera]] || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Early 2000 || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Old Version|The King of Town (Old Version)]] || [[HR:kingoftown.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| Early 2000 || Game || [[She Loves Me!]] || [[HR:daisy.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Short || [[Kick the Can]] || [[HR:old.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:30
|-
| rowspan="17" | May 10, 2000 or earlier || Intro || [[Old Intro 2]] || [[HR:run2x.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:15
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 1]] || [[HR:main1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 2]] || [[HR:main2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 3]] || [[HR:main3.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 4]] || [[HR:main4.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 5]] || [[HR:main5.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 6]] || [[HR:main6.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Oldest Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toonsold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Original Games Menu]] || [[HR:gamesold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Old Characters Page]] || [[HR:charactersold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Downloads]] || [[HR:homester.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Flash Store]] || [[HR:store_new04.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Museum]] || [[HR:museum.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sketchbook (museum)]] || [[HR:oldsketch.swf|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Fan Stuff]] || [[HR:stuff1.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Ice Cream]] || [[HR:icecream1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Old Flash Stuff]] || [[HR:oldflash.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version|In Search of the Yello Dello (Old Version)]] || [[HR:yellodello.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
|-
| 2000 || Menu || [[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toonsold.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Menu || [[Telebision Toons Menu]] || [[HR:newtoons2.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Uncategorized || [[Yearbook Character Page]] || [[HR:yearbook.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Toon || [[The Reddest Radish]] || [[HR:radish.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:23
|-
| 2000 || Toon || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:17
|-
| 2000 || Menu || [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]] || [[HR:chinesefood.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Short || [[Theme Song Video]] || [[HR:video.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:00
|-
| 2000 || Intro || [[Flag Intro]] || [[HR:flagintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
|-
| 2000 || Short || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || [[HR:sbsings.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:42
|-
| 2000 (autumn?) || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] || [[HR:answer1.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 2000 || Holiday Toon || [[Homestarloween Party]] || [[HR:homestarloween.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:55
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 7]] || [[HR:main7.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| rowspan="7" | October 29, 2000, or earlier || Game || [[Fortune Cookies]] || [[HR:fortune.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Homestar Talker]] || [[HR:talky2.html|play]] || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] || || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Bronco Trolleys]] || [[HR:broncotrolleys.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Hairstyle Runner]] || [[HR:hairgame.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Astro Lite]] || [[HR:litebrite.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Dancin' Bubs]] || [[HR:dance.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 2000 || Holiday Toon || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || [[HR:xmas.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
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| rowspan="2" |January 24, 2001 or earlier || Menu || [[Second Games Menu]] || [[HR:games2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Strong Libs]] || [[HR:stronglibs.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| March 2, 2001 || Toon || [[A Jorb Well Done]] || [[HR:cantsayjob.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:00
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| Easter 2001 || Uncategorized || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]] || [[HR:eggs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:35
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| rowspan="6" | Prior to The Luau || Main Page || [[Main Page 8]] || [[HR:main8.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 9]] || [[HR:main9.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 10]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 11]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 12]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 13]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| rowspan="3" | May 1, 2001, or earlier || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] || [[HR:answer2.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:27
|-
| Toon || [[The Luau]] || [[HR:luau2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:36
|-
| Main Page || [[Luau Main Page]] || [[HR:luaumain.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="12" | Early to mid 2001 || Menu || [[The King of Town DVD]] || [[HR:kingmenu.html|watch]] || 1 ||
|-
| Toon || [[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town DVD Version]] || [[HR:kingoftown2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]] || [[HR:kingcomment.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Storyboards]] || [[HR:kingboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[In Search Of The Yello Dello]] || [[HR:yellodellomenu.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon ||[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || [[HR:yellodello_mark2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || [[HR:dellocomment.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]] || [[HR:dellotrailer.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] || [[HR:delloboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene #1 || [[HR:deleted1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || In Search Of The Yello Dello Deleted Scene #2 || [[HR:deleted2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || In Search Of The Yello Dello Deleted Scene #3 || [[HR:deleted3.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| May 11, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || [[HR:mother.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:29
|-
| Mid 2001 || Intro || [[Intro 2]] || [[HR:intro2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:32
|-
| (Mid 2001?) || Intro || [[Intro]] || [[HR:intro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
|-
| (Mid 2001?) || Uncategorized || [[Legal]] || [[HR:legal.html|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| (Mid 2001?) || Uncategorized || [[Sing Along]] || [[HR:singalong.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| (Mid 2001?) || Uncategorized || [[Needlepoint]] || [[HR:needlepoint.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| June 23, 2001, or earlier || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] || [[HR:answer3.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
|-
| rowspan="5" | June 27, 2001, or earlier || Short || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || [[HR:fluffypuff2.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:24
|-
| Menu || [[Third Games Menu]] || [[HR:games.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Audition With Marzipan]] || [[HR:percussion2.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Who Said What Now?]] || [[HR:whosaidwhat.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Homestar Quiz]] || [[HR:quiz.html|play]] || 3 || (N/A)
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| Summer 2001 || Toon || [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] || || 1 || 2:45
|-
| August 9, 2001, or earlier || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] || [[HR:answer4.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:55
|-
| rowspan="3" | August 16, 2001 or earlier || Main Page || [[Main Page 14]] || [[HR:main14.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Email || [[some kinda robot]] || [[HR:sbemail1.html|watch]] || 1 (DVD <BR />version) || 0:45
|-
| Menu || Tandy 400 Menu || [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html watch] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[homsar]] || [[HR:sbemail2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[butt IQ]] || [[HR:sbemail3.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[homestar hair]] || [[HR:sbemail4.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:55
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[making out]] || [[HR:sbemail5.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
|-
| rowspan="2" | 2001 || Email || [[depressio]] || [[HR:sbemail6.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:54
|-
| Uncategorized || [[The Secrets That I Keep]] || [[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| October 27, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || [[HR:halloween2001.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:00
|-
| rowspan="2" |October 31, 2001 || Email || [[halloweener]] || [[HR:sbemail7.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| Intro || [[Ween Intro]] || [[HR:weenintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
|-
| November 27, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || [[HR:turkey.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
|-
| December 21, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || [[HR:xmas2001.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:43
|-
| (December 2001/January 2002?) || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] || [[HR:answer5.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:50
|-
| January 10, 2002 || Email || [[brianrietta]] || [[HR:sbemail8.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:53
|-
| January 14, 2002 || Email || [[i love you]] || [[HR:sbemail9.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:56
|-
| January 21, 2002 || Email || [[trevor the vampire]] || [[HR:sbemail10.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
|-
| January 22, 2002 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] || [[HR:answer6.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:04
|-
| January 28, 2002 || Email || [[i rule]] || [[HR:sbemail11.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
|-
| February 4, 2002 || Email || [[credit card]] || [[HR:sbemail12.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:18
|-
| February 11, 2002 || Email || [[i she be]] || [[HR:sbemail13.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| February 17, 2002 || Email || [[duck pond]] || [[HR:sbemail14.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
|-
| rowspan="3" | February 25, 2002 || Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || [[HR:cheatvideo.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:20
|-
| Toon || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || [[HR:whereis.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:18
|-
| Email || [[the basics]] || [[HR:sbemail15.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
|-
| rowspan="2" |March 4, 2002 || Email || [[band names]] || [[HR:sbemail16.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:13
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Scroll Button Songs]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| March 11, 2002 || Email || [[studying]] || [[HR:sbemail17.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
|-
| March 18, 2002 || Email || [[stand-up]] || [[HR:sbemail18.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
|-
| March 25, 2002 || Email || [[tape-leg]] || [[HR:sbemail19.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:01
|-
| March 28, 2002 || Uncategorized || [[First Time Here?]] || [[HR:firsttime.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:52
|-
| April 1, 2002 || Email || [[spring cleaning]] || [[HR:sbemail20.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
|-
| April 8, 2002 || Email || [[cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail21.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:45
|-
| April 11, 2002 or earlier || Main Page || [[Main Page 15]] || [[HR:main15.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| April 15, 2002 || Email || [[little animal]] || [[HR:sbemail23.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
|-
| April 22, 2002 || Email || [[the bird]] || [[HR:sbemail24.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:20
|-
| April 30, 2002 || Email || [[super powers]] || [[HR:sbemail25.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:17
|-
| May 6, 2002 || Email || [[CGNU]] || [[HR:sbemail26.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
|-
| May 13, 2002 || Email || [[3 Wishes]] || [[HR:sbemail27.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| May 19, 2002 || Email || [[1 step ahead]] || [[HR:sbemail28.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:17
|-
| May 27, 2002 || Email || [[superhero name]] || [[HR:sbemail29.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
|-
| June 3, 2002 || Email || [[12:00]] || [[HR:sbemail30.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
|-
| June 4, 2001 or earlier || Short || [[The Interview]] || [[HR:interview.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:47
|-
| June 10, 2002 || Email || [[sugarbob]] || [[HR:sbemail31.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:48
|-
| June 17, 2002 || Email || [[flag day]] || [[HR:sbemail32.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:03
|-
| rowspan="2" | mid 2002 || Email || [[Greeting Cards]] || || 0 || 1:20
|-
| Email || [[E-mail Birds]] || || 0 || 1:02
|-
| rowspan="2" | June 24, 2002 || Email || [[gimmicks]] || [[HR:sbemail33.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
|-
| Menu || [[Broken Tandy Menu]] || [[HR:sbemailx.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | July 1, 2002 || Email || [[weird dream]] || [[HR:sbemail34.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:17
|-
| Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || [[HR:fhqwhgads.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:54
|-
| July 8, 2002 || Email || [[sisters]] || [[HR:sbemail35.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| rowspan="4" | July 14, 2002 || Email || [[guitar]] || [[HR:sbemail36.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Joy of Painting]] || [[HR:menuswfs/menubobross.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:06
|-
| Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| July 22, 2002 || Email || [[dullard]] || [[HR:sbemail37.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| July 29, 2002 || Email || [[helium]] || [[HR:sbemail38.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:46
|-
| August 5, 2002 || Email || [[property of ones]] || [[HR:sbemail39.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:19
|-
| rowspan="3" | August 11, 2002 || Email || [[vacation]] || [[HR:sbemail40.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| Menu || SBEmail Vacation Menu || [[HR:sbemail%28vacation%29.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| (N/A) || First Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 15, 2002 || (N/A) || Second Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| August 19, 2002 || (N/A) || Third Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 2002 (The 22nd?) || (N/A) || Fourth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 26, 2002 || (N/A) || Fifth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Short || [[Meet Marshie]] || [[HR:marshie.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:50
|-
| September 2, 2002 || Email || [[sb_email 22]] || [[HR:sbemail22.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:34
|-
| September 9, 2002 || Email || [[invisibility]] || [[HR:sbemail41.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:54
|-
| September 16, 2002 || Email || [[action figure]] || [[HR:sbemail42.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| September 23, 2002 || Email || [[little questions]] || [[HR:sbemail43.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:13
|-
| September 30, 2002 || Email || [[lures & jigs]] || [[HR:sbemail44.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| October 7, 2002 || Email || [[techno]] || [[HR:sbemail45.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
|-
| October 14, 2002 || Email || [[your friends]] || [[HR:sbemail46.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:11
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 21, 2002 || Toon || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] || [[HR:parsnips.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:38
|-
| Email || [[new hands]] || [[HR:sbemail47.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:36
|-
| October 28, 2002 || Holiday Toon || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || [[HR:halloween2002.html|watch]] || 5 || 5:32
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 31, 2002 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] || [[HR:answer7.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| Email || [[ghosts]] || [[HR:sbemail48.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| November 4, 2002 || Email || [[theme party]] || [[HR:sbemail49.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:06
|-
| November 11, 2002 || Email || [[50 emails]] || [[HR:sbemail50.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:45
|-
| November 17, 2002 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Beginning of the End || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | November 18, 2002 || Email || [[website]] || [[HR:sbemail51.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:53
|-
| Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Beginning of the End || [[HR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| November 23, 2002 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Pain || [[HR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| November 25, 2002 || Email || [[island]] || [[HR:sbemail52.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| November 27, 2002 || Uncategorized || [[Happy T!]] || [[HR:happyt.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | December 2, 2002 || Email || [[comic]] || [[HR:sbemail53.html|watch]] || 4 || 1:43
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] || [[HR:tgs1.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:52
|-
| December 9, 2002 || Email || [[morning routine]] || [[HR:sbemail54.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:09
|-
| December 16, 2002 || Email || [[cheat talk]] || [[HR:sbemail55.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:08
|-
| rowspan="3" | December 23, 2002 || Holiday Toon || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || [[HR:xmas2002.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:23
|-
| Menu || [[Decemberween Email Menu]] || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|watch]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 16]] || [[HR:main16.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 30, 2002 || Email || [[current status]] || [[HR:sbemail56.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:14
|-
| January 6, 2003 || Email || [[japanese cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail57.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:02
|-
| January 9, 2003 || Main Page || [[Main Page 17]] || [[HR:main17.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| January 13, 2003 || Email || [[dragon]] || [[HR:sbemail58.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:20
|-
| January 20, 2003 || Email || [[marzipan]] || [[HR:sbemail59.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| January 22, 2003 || Short || [[The System is Down]] || [[HR:systemisdown.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:05
|-
| January 27, 2003 || Holiday Toon || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || [[HR:superbowl.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
|-
| January 28, 2003 || Email || [[huttah!]] || [[HR:sbemail60.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:35
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 3, 2003 || Email || [[monster truck]] || [[HR:sbemail61.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:43
|-
| Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: From out of the darkness || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 4, 2003 || Game || [[Awexome Cross]] || [[HR:awexome.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 5, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Year, A New You || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="3" | February 10, 2003 || Email || [[interview]] || [[HR:sbemail62.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:13
|-
| Main Page || [[Homsar Main Page]] || [[HR:memorabilia.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] || [[HR:tgs2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
|-
| February 14, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Dark, Dark Day || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 16, 2003 || Email || [[fingers]] || [[HR:sbemail63.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:07
|-
| February 20, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Post-it on my face || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 21, 2003 || Uncategorized || [[Super Brave!!]] || [http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss/dwedit/files/superbrave.swf watch] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 24, 2003 || Email || [[english paper]] || [[HR:sbemail64.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
|-
| February 28, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: More Like Writer's Blecchh! || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| March 3, 2003 || Email || [[unused emails]] || [[HR:sbemail65.html|watch]] || 6 || 1:38
|-
| March 10, 2003 || Email || [[the show]] || [[HR:sbemail66.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:34
|-
| March 13, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Weird Time || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="3" | March 17, 2003 || Short || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || [[HR:20x6vs1936.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:55
|-
| Short || [[Arcade Game]] || [[HR:arcadegame.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:41
|-
| Game || [[TROGDOR!]] || [[HR:trogdor.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| March 24, 2003 || Email || [[autobiography]] || [[HR:sbemail67.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:43
|-
| March 31, 2003 || Email || [[caper]] || [[HR:sbemail68.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:49
|-
| rowspan="4" | April 1, 2003 || Short || [[King of Town Email]] || [[HR:kingmail.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:27
|-
| Game || [[Revenge of the King]] || [[HR:kinggame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[King of Town Main Page]] || [[HR:mainking.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Intro || [[King of Town Intro]] || [[HR:kingintro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:17
|-
| April 8, 2003 || Short || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || [[HR:whatsinthebag.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:50
|-
| April 14, 2003 || Email || [[personal favorites]] || [[HR:sbemail69.html|watch]] || 6 || 2:21
|-
| April 21, 2003 || Email || [[big white face]] || [[HR:sbemail70.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:51
|-
| April 28, 2003 || Email || [[2 emails]] || [[HR:sbemail71.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:26
|-
| rowspan="2" |May 5, 2003 || Email || [[crazy cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail72.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| Powered By The Cheat || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || [[HR:crazycartoon.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
|-
| May 12, 2003 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] || [[HR:tgs3.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
|-
| May 19, 2003 || Email || [[mascot]] || [[HR:sbemail73.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:00
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 26, 2003 || Email || [[privileges]] || [[HR:sbemail74.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:23
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 18]] || [[HR:main18.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| June 2, 2003 || Email || [[funny]] || [[HR:sbemail75.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:20
|-
| June 7, 2003 || Uncategorized || [[Field Day Intro]] || [[HR:fieldday.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:43
|-
| rowspan="2" | June 9, 2003 || Email || [[sibbie]] || [[HR:sbemail76.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:19
|-
| Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] || [[HR:answer8.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:38
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| June 16, 2003 || Email || [[suntan]] || [[HR:sbemail77.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| rowspan="2" | June 23, 2003 || Short || [[Ballad of the Sneak]] || [[HR:sneakvideo.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:03
|-
| Game || [[Population: Tire]] || [[HR:pop_tire.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| June 30, 2003 || Email || [[anything]] || [[HR:sbemail78.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
|-
| July 7, 2003 || Email || [[the process]] || [[HR:sbemail79.html|watch]] || 7 || 3:20
|-
| rowspan="13" |July 14, 2003 || Menu || [[Character Videos]] || [[HR:characters2.html|watch]] || 1
|-
| Character Video || [[Homestar Runner Character Video]] ||[[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:59
|-
| Character Video || [[Strong Bad Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch]]||0 || 1:09
|-
| Character Video || [[The Cheat Character Video]]|| [[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch]]|| 0|| 0:58
|-
| Character Video || [[Strong Mad Character Video]]|| [[HR:vcr_sm.html|watch]]||0 || 0:34
|-
| Character Video || [[Strong Sad Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_ss.html|watch]] ||0 || 1:15
|-
| Character Video || [[Pom Pom Character Video]]|| [[HR:vcr_pp.html|watch]]||0 || 0:49
|-
| Character Video || [[Marzipan Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_marzy.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:58
|-
| Character Video || [[Coach Z Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_cz.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:51
|-
| Character Video ||[[Bubs Character Video]] ||[[HR:vcr_bubs.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:54
|-
| Character Video ||[[The King Of Town Character Video]] ||[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch]] ||0|| 0:47
|-
| Character Video || [[The Poopsmith Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_poop.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:36
|-
| Character Video || [[Homsar Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_homsar.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:38
|-
| July 21, 2003 || Email || [[stunt double]] || [[HR:sbemail80.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:17
|-
| August 4, 2003 || Short || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || [[HR:mrshmallow.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:03
|-
| rowspan="2" |August 18, 2003 || Email || [[date]] || [[HR:sbemail81.html|watch]] || 5 || 3:10
|-
| Game || [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] || [[HR:datingsim.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 25, 2003 || Email || [[impression]] || [[HR:sbemail82.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:13
|-
| September 1, 2003 || Email || [[labor day]] || [[HR:sbemail83.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:46
|-
| rowspan="2" |September 8, 2003 || Email || [[kids' book]] || [[HR:sbemail84.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:01
|-
| Book || [[Strumstar Hammer]] || [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|read]] || 0|| (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" |September 15, 2003 || Menu || Teen Girl Squad Menu || [[HR:tgsmenu.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] || [[HR:tgs4.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:38
|-
| September 22, 2003 || Email || [[2 years]] || [[HR:sbemail85.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:02
|-
| September 29, 2003 || Puppet Stuff || [[Everybody Knows It]] || [[HR:puppets.html|watch]] || 3 || 0:59
|-
| October 6, 2003 || Email || [[no loafing]] || [[HR:sbemail86.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:54
|-
| October 13, 2003 || Email || [[mile]] || [[HR:sbemail87.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:27
|-
| October 20, 2003 || Short || [[Malloween Commercial]] || [[HR:malloween.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| October 28, 2003 || Game || [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] || [[HR:weengame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 29, 2003 || Holiday Toon || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || [[HR:ween03.html|watch]] || 10 || 6:00
|-
| Puppet Stuff || Seriously!! || [[HR:tennis.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| November 3, 2003 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || [[HR:costumes.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| November 10, 2003 || Email || [[couch patch]] || [[HR:sbemail88.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:01
|-
| rowspan="2" | November 17, 2003 || Email || [[local news]] || [[HR:sbemail89.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:05
|-
| Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[These peoples try to fade me]] || || (N/A) || 2:11
|-
| November 25, 2003 || Email || [[colonization]] || [[HR:sbemail90.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| December 1, 2003 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] || [[HR:answer9.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:39
|-
| December 10, 2003 || Email || [[caffeine]] || [[HR:sbemail91.html|watch]] || 6 || 2:41
|-
| December 12, 2003 || Main Page || [[Main Page 19]] || [[HR:main19.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 15, 2003 || Email || [[kind of cool]] || [[HR:sbemail92.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:57
|-
| 2003 or 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Where The Crap Are We?]] || [[Mirror:egg.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:39
|-
| rowspan="2" | 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Email]] || [[HR:email.html|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Email FAQ]] || [[Mirror:20050213_Email_FAQ.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] || [[HR:boredgames.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| January 5, 2004 || Email || [[army]] || [[HR:sbemail93.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:10
|-
| rowspan="5" | January 12, 2004 || Email || [[video games]] || [[HR:sbemail94.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:04
|-
| Game || [[Secret Collect.]] || [[HR:sbcollect.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[StrongBadZone]] || [[HR:sbzone.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Thy Dungeonman]] || [[HR:dungeonman.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Rhino Feeder]] || [[HR:rhinofeeder.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| January 19, 2004 || Email || [[the bet]] || [[HR:sbemail95.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:37
|-
| January 26, 2004 || Email || [[lackey]] || [[HR:sbemail96.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:47
|-
| February 2, 2004 || Game || [[Pigs on Head]] || [[Videlectrix:lcd_game.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 9, 2004 || Email || [[monument]] || [[HR:sbemail97.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:08
|-
| February 16, 2004 || Email || [[stupid stuff]] || [[HR:sbemail98.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 23, 2004 || Email || [[different town]] || [[HR:sbemail99.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:54
|-
| Game || [[Thy Dungeonman II]] || [[Videlectrix:thydungeonman2.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| March 1, 2004 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] || [[HR:tgs5.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:57
|-
| rowspan="2" | March 8, 2004 || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Time]] || [[HR:puppettime.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] || [[HR:answer10.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| March 15, 2004 || Short || [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] || [[HR:sbemail100.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:30
|-
| March 16, 2004 || Email || [[flashback]] || [[HR:sbemailahundred.html|watch]] || 8 || 5:01
|-
| March 22, 2004 || Toon || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || [[HR:jailcartoon.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:00
|-
| April 1, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Under Construction]] || [[HR:underconstruction.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
|-
| April 4, 2004 || Main Page || [[Main Page 20]] || [[HR:main20.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| April 7, 2004 || Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[New Boots]] || [[HR:newboots.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
|-
| April 20, 2004 || Email || [[car]] || [[HR:sbemail101.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:54
|-
| April 26, 2004 || Email || [[lunch special]] || [[HR:sbemail102.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| May 3, 2004 || Email || [[haircut]] || [[HR:sbemail103.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:59
|-
| May 10, 2004 || Short || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]] || [[HR:cheatcommando.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:02
|-
| May 24, 2004 || Short || [[The Cheatar]] || [[HR:cheatar.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:54
|-
| May 25, 2004 || Email || [[theme park]] || [[HR:sbemail104.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:14
|-
| rowspan="8" | May 31, 2004 || Short || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || [[HR:cheatcereal.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:13
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || [[HR:puppetjam4.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || [[HR:puppetjam2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || [[HR:puppetjam3.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || [[HR:puppetjam1.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]] || || 0 || 0:38
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]] || || 0 || 1:50
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] || || 0 || 2:38
|-
| June 8, 2004 || Email || [[replacement]] || [[HR:sbemail105.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:22
|-
| June 16, 2004 || Main Page || [[Main Page 21]] || [[HR:main21.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| June 21, 2004 || Email || [[dangeresque 3]] || [[HR:sbemail106.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:54
|-
| June 29, 2004 || Short || [[Senor Mortgage]] || [[HR:senormortgage.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| July 5, 2004 || Email || [[cheatday]] || [[HR:sbemail107.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:33
|-
| rowspan="6" | July 12, 2004 || Menu || [[Decemberween In July]] || [[HR:dween_menu.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] || [[HR:tgs6.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| Holiday Toon || [[That Time of Year]] || [[HR:dween_kidsbook.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] || [[HR:dween_cakes.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:34
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] || [[HR:dween_puppet1.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] || [[HR:dween_puppet2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:09
|-
| July 13, 2004 || Short || [[Experimental Film]] || [[HR:expfilm.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:00
|-
| rowspan="3" | July 19, 2004 || Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[Seasonal Sweaters]] || [[HR:seasonalsweaters.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:34
|-
| Email || [[pom pom]] || [[HR:sbemail108.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:25
|-
| Short || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || [[HR:pqtrailer.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:10
|-
| July 26, 2004 || Email || [[crying]] || [[HR:sbemail109.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| rowspan="3" | July 29, 2004 || Menu || [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] || [[HR:games.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu|Handheld Old Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Remote TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 0 | (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 2, 2004 || Game || [[Peasant's Quest]] || [[HR:disk4of12.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Hallrunner]] || [[Videlectrix:hallrunner.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 5, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Long Time || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 9, 2004 || Email || [[for kids]] || [[HR:sbemail110.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:24
|-
| August 12, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dr Scholls? || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 16, 2004 || Email || [[other days]] || [[HR:sbemail111.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:12
|-
| August 19, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Curse of Keen Eyes || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 23, 2004 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] || [[HR:tgs7.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:53
|-
| Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] || [[HR:answer11.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| August 26, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: History Lesson Part II || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 30, 2004 || Email || [[old comics]] || [[HR:sbemail112.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:33
|-
| Game || [[Duck Guardian]] || [[Videlectrix:duckguard1.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| September 6, 2004 || Puppet Stuff || [[Labor Dabor]] || [[HR:laborday.html|watch]] || 6 || 1:25
|-
| September 9, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dinner for One || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| September 13, 2004 || Email || [[pizzaz]] || [[HR:sbemail113.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:19
|-
| September 20, 2004 || Email || [[the facts]] || [[HR:sbemail114.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:53
|-
| September 28, 2004 || Toon || [[Shopping For Danger]] || [[HR:commandos3.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:56
|-
| October 4, 2004 || Email || [[time capsule]] || [[HR:sbemail115.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:22
|-
| October 11, 2004 || Email || [[extra plug]] || [[HR:sbemail116.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
|-
| October 14, 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Pumpkin Stencils]] || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|watch]] || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| October 18, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[That A Ghost]] || [[HR:oldtimeyween.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:44
|-
| October 25, 2004 || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || [[HR:puppetween.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| October 29, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || [[HR:ween04.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:05
|-
| November 8, 2004 || Email || [[montage]] || [[HR:sbemail117.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:15
|-
| rowspan="20" |(November 9, 2004?) ||Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc One]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| Email || [[Videro Games]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Email Intros]] || || 0 || 8:13
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Scroll Button Songs (video)]] || || 0 || 1:29
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Trogdor (Karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Nite Mamas (karaoke)]] || ||1 || 2:36
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]] || || 1||1:32
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:56
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Secret Song (video)]] || || 0 || 1:41
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Moving Very Slowly (video)]] || || 0 || 1:38
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Some Puppet Stuff]] || ||0 || 3:54
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sample Of Style]] || || 0 || 4:12
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Making Of Email 100]] || || 1 || 3:07
|-
| Uncategorized || [[The Cheatar (making of)]] || || 0 || 0:54
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sketchbook (video)]] || || 0 || 7:16
|-
| Uncategorized || [[3D Menu Screen Tests]] || || 2 || 0:45
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Day At The Park]] || || || 0:19
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Some Extras]] || || 0 || 3:04
|-
| November 15, 2004 || Email || [[virus]] || [[HR:sbemail118.html|watch]] || 6 || 4:05
|-
| November 22, 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || [[Mirror:20041122_Broken_Compy_Menu.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| November 29, 2004 || Email || [[animal]] || [[HR:sbemail119.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:02
|-
| December 5, 2004 || Main Page || [[Main Page 22]] || [[HR:main22.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 13, 2004 || Email || [[radio]] || [[HR:sbemail120.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:02
|-
| December 16, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Snowglobe]] || [[HR:xmas04_pq.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:00
|-
| December 20, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || [[HR:xmas04.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:20
|-
| January 3, 2005 || Email || [[part-time job]] || [[HR:sbemail121.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:18
|-
| January 10, 2005 || Email || [[dreamail]] || [[HR:sbemail122.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| January 14, 2005 || Game || [[50K Racewalker]] || [[Videlectrix:racewalk.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| January 17, 2005 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] || [[HR:tgs8.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:24
|-
| January 31, 2005 || Email || [[origins]] || [[HR:sbemail123.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:20
|-
| February 6, 2005 || Short || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || [[HR:filmstyle_trogdor.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:55
|-
| February 14, 2005 || Email || [[secret recipes]] || [[HR:sbemail124.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:34
|-
| February 22, 2005 || Email || [[rock opera]] || [[HR:sbemail125.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:23
|-
| March 8, 2005 || Email || [[best thing]] || [[HR:sbemail126.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:08
|-
| March 14, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || [[HR:sbvslilgirl.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| March 21, 2005 || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Levels 1, 2 and 3 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| March 28, 2005 || Email || [[long pants]] || [[HR:sbemail127.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:05
|-
| rowspan="2"|April 1, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || [[HR:payplus.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
|Teen Girl Squad || Teen Girl Squad Issue 8½ || [[HR:tgsample.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| April 11, 2005 || Email || [[rampage]] || [[HR:sbemail128.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| April 18, 2005 || Short || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || [[HR:lilbrudder.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| rowspan="2" | April 26, 2005 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] || [[HR:answer12.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 4 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| May 2, 2005 || Email || [[garage sale]] || [[HR:sbemail129.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:28
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 9, 2005 || Toon || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || [[HR:buginmouth.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:10
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 5 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| (May 2005?) || Email || [[Family Resemblence]] || || 1 || 2:32
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 16, 2005 || Email || [[do over]] || [[HR:sbemail130.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:24
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 6 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 23, 2005 || Uncategorized || [[Store]] || [[HRStore:|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Store Thank You Messages]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || 1:02
|-
| May 30, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Senorial Day]] || [[HR:senorialday.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:50
|-
| June 6, 2005 || Email || [[boring (really)]] || [[HR:sbemail131.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:40
|-
| June 20, 2005 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] || [[HR:tgs9.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:05
|-
| June 24, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || [[HR:bizcasfri1.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:50
|-
| June 27, 2005 || Email || [[modeling]] || [[HR:sbemail132.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:10
|-
| July 1, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || [[HR:bizcasfri2.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| rowspan="2" | July 4, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Fireworks]] || [[HR:fireworks.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 7 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| July 11, 2005 || Email || [[bottom 10]] || [[HR:sbemail133.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:59
|-
| rowspan="11" |July 25, 2005 || Email || [[record book]] || [[HR:sbemail134.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:51
|-
| Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Real Live E-mails]] || || 1 || 3:39
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Puppets On The Road]] || || 0 || 8:51
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]] || || 0 || 2:53
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sample Of Style Too]] || || 0 || 4:38
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sample Of Style Too: Some Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:32
|-
| Uncategorized || [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] || || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Grumblecakes (video)]] || || 0 || 2:14
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 2:19
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Rock Opera (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:45
|-
| August 1, 2005 || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level -0 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 5, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || [[HR:bizcasfri3.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:10
|-
| August 8, 2005 || Email || [[lady...ing]] || [[HR:sbemail135.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:22
|-
| August 15, 2005 || Toon || [[Cool Things]] || [[HR:coolthings.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:00
|-
| August 17, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Stats n' Stumps || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 22, 2005 || Toon || [[A Folky Tale]] || [[HR:dumpingtontoon.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| August 25, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Curious Email || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| September 1, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Parade on my Rain || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | September 5, 2005 || Short || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || [[HR:trogdorcon.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:10
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 9 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | September 9, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Working For the Weak-End? || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 23]] || [[HR:main23.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| September 13, 2005 || Short || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || [[HR:cheatcommandos4.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:15
|-
| September 26, 2005 || Email || [[geddup noise]] || [[HR:sbemail136.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:38
|-
| October 3, 2005 || Short || [[Sick Day]] || [[HR:sickday.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:43
|-
| October 10, 2005 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] || [[HR:tgs10.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| October 17, 2005 || Short || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || [[HR:badguy.swf|watch]] || 2 || 1:44
|-
| October 24, 2005 || Email || [[bedtime story]] || [[HR:sbemail137.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:34
|-
| November 1, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || [[HR:ween05.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:00
|-
| November 7, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[More Fan Costumes]] || [[HR:costumes05.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:05
|-
|rowspan="10" |November 14, 2005 || Email || [[space program]] || [[HR:sbemail138.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 6 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Bubslegum Comics]] || || 0 || 1:59
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Exaggerations]] || || 0 || 2:27
|-
| Uncategorized || [[From The Vault]] || || 1 || 2:27
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:13
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Your Hair is Messed Up]] || || 0 || 1:10
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Peasant's Quest Animatic]] || || 0 || 2:55
|-
| Uncategorized || [[An Open Forum]] || || 1 || 0:32
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Here's How We Made It]] || || 0 || 1:14
|-
| November 21, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Fall Float Parade]] || [[HR:floatparade.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:28
|-
| November 28, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || [[HR:otherlilgirl.swf|watch]] || 0 || 1:25
|-
| December 5, 2005 || Email || [[portrait]] || [[HR:sbemail139.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:37
|-
| January 8, 2006 || Email || [[highschool]] || [[HR:sbemail140.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:02
|-
| January 13, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Trogday]] || [[HR:trogday.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:49
|-
| January 16, 2006 || Email || [[death metal]] || [[HR:sbemail141.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:48
|-
| January 25, 2006 || Email || [[secret identity]] || [[HR:sbemail142.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:44
|-
| rowspan="2" |January 30, 2006 || Email || [[technology]] || [[HR:sbemail143.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:47
|-
| Menu || [[Podstar Runner]] || [[Podstar:|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 6, 2006 || Email || [[narrator]] || [[HR:sbemail144.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 13, 2006 || Short || [[500 The Cheats]] || [[HR:500cheats.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:32
|-
| Email || [[myths & legends]] || [[HR:sbemail145.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:55
|-
| February 20, 2006 || Email || [[pop-up]] || [[HR:sbemail146.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:12
|-
| February 27, 2006 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] || [[HR:answer13.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:24
|-
| February 28, 2006 || Uncategorized || [[Flashforward]] || || 0 || 1:50
|-
| March 6, 2006 || Email || [[lady fan]] || [[HR:sbemail147.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| March 13, 2006 || Email || [[disconnected]] || [[HR:sbemail148.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
|-
| March 21, 2006 || Email || [[candy product]] || [[HR:sbemail149.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| March 27, 2006 || Short || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || [[HR:149pernt5.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| April 4, 2006 || Email || [[alternate universe]] || [[HR:sbemail150.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:52
|-
| April 24, 2006 || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || [[HR:dman3.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| May 3, 2006 || Email || [[senior prom]] || [[HR:kotpoptoon.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:16
|-
| May 16, 2006 || Email || [[isp]] || [[HR:sbemail152.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
|-
| July 3, 2006 || Toon || [[Weclome Back]] || [[HR:weclomeback.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:37
|-
| rowspan="2" | July 10, 2006 || Email || [[redesign]] || [[HR:sbemail153.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:46
|-
| Game || [[Kid Speedy]] || [[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | July 17, 2006 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] || [[HR:tgs11.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:32
|-
| Game || Kid Speedy version 1.new || [[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" |July 25, 2006 || Short || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || [[HR:shortshorts.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:52
|-
| Puppet Stuff || Homestar vs. Very Very Little Girl || [[HR:shortshorts_little.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| July 31, 2006 || Email || [[keep cool]] || [[HR:sbemail154.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:33
|-
| August 7, 2006 || Email || [[theme song]] || [[HR:sbemail155.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:56
|-
| August 14, 2006 || Short || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || [[HR:deck.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:07
|-
| August 21, 2006 || Toon || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || [[HR:10years.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:25
|-
| September 4, 2006 || Email || [[road trip]] || [[HR:sbemail156.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:18
|-
| September 11, 2006 || Email || [[trading cards]] || [[HR:sbemail157.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| September 18, 2006 || Email || [[cliffhangers]] || [[HR:sbemail158.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:58
|-
| September 25, 2006 || Uncategorized || [[Lappynapped!]] || [[HR:lappynapped.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:02
|-
| October 2, 2006 || Email || [[retirement|retirement A]] || [[Mirror:sbemail159a.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:57
|-
| October 3, 2006 || Email || [[retirement|retirement B]] || [[Mirror:sbemail159b.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:48
|-
| October 9, 2006 || Email || [[retirement|retirement (combined)]] || [[HR:sbemail159.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:53
|-
| rowspan="2" |October 22, 2006 || Email || [[coloring]] || [[HR:sbemail160.html|watch]] || 5 || 3:56
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Limozeen Coloring Book|1989 Limozeen "Ladies, We're Staying In Room 302 At The Ramada" Tour Coloring Book]] || [[HR:limo_coloringbook.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="6" | October 27, 2006 || Uncategorized || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Why Come Only One Girl?]] || || 1 || 4:03
|-
| Toon || In Search Of The Yello Dello Deleted Scene #4 || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Halloween Awards Show]] || || 1 || 2:15
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Flash's 10th Birthday]] || || 0 || 1:29
|-
| October 30, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || [[HR:hallowday.html|watch]] || 5 || 5:14
|-
| November 6, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || [[HR:costumes06.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:06
|-
| November 13, 2006 || Email || [[4 branches]] || [[HR:sbemail161.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:55
|-
| November 21, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || [[HR:ccdo5.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:00
|-
| December 4, 2006 || Email || [[the chair]] || [[HR:sbemail162.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:58
|-
| December 10, 2006 || Email || [[what I want]] || [[HR:sbemail163.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:29
|-
| December 18, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || [[HR:dweenshorts.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:05
|-
| January 22, 2007 || Email || [[looking old]] || [[HR:sbemail164.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:18
|-
| rowspan="5" | January 28, 2007 || Menu || [[Viidelectrix]] || [[Videlectrix:vii|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[StrongBadZone]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/sbzone.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Secret Collect.]] (Videlectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/secret.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII || [[Videlectrix:vii/ks.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Population: Tire]] (Videlectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| January 29, 2007 || Email || [[strong badathlon]] || [[HR:sbemail165.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:39
|-
| February 5, 2007 || Email || [[unnatural]] || [[HR:sbemail166.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:10
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 12, 2007 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] || [[HR:tgs12.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:20
|-
| Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Stuff TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 20, 2007 || Email || [[the movies]] || [[HR:sbemail167.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:51
|-
| February 26, 2007 || Short || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || [[HR:kotpopshow.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:54
|-
| March 5, 2007 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] || [[HR:answer14.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:06
|-
| rowspan="3" |March 12, 2007 || Email || [[your funeral]] || [[HR:sbemail168.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:56
|-
| Game || [[TROGDOR!]] (Viidelectrix) || || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Duck Guardian One]] (Viidelectrix) || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| March 19, 2007 || Short || [[Drive-Thru]] || [[HR:drivethru.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:19
|-
| March 26, 2007 || Short || [[An Important Rap Song]] || [[HR:2manyknives.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:01
|-
| April 9, 2007 || Email || [[from work]] || [[HR:sbemail169.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| April 16, 2007 || Email || [[rough copy]] || [[HR:sbemail170.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:33
|-
| April 24, 2007 || Toon || [[Date Nite]] || [[HR:datenite.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| April 26, 2007 || Email || [[Accent]] || || 0 || 3:03
|-
| April 30, 2007 || Short || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || [[HR:169lostdvd.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:15
|-
| May 7, 2007 || Email || [[underlings]] || [[HR:sbemail171.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
|-
| May 15, 2007 || Toon || [[DNA Evidence]] || [[HR:DNA.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:35
|-
| (May 2007?) || Email || [[Comic Book Movie]] || || 0 || 3:39
|-
| May 21, 2007 || Email || [[more armies]] || [[HR:sbemail172.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:40
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 28, 2007 || Short || [[One Two, One Two]] || [[HR:onetwo.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:31
|-
| Game || [[MixMastah 800]] || [[HR:onetwomixer.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="5" | June 5, 2007 || Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Email Intros, Part Two]] || || 0 || 6:07
|-
| Uncategorized || [[160 Seconds]] || || 0 || 3:02
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Space Program Alternate Take]] || || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Alternate Universe Video]] || || 0 || 0:34
|-
| June 11, 2007 || Email || [[the paper]] || [[HR:sbemail173.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:08
|-
| June 18, 2007 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] || [[HR:tgs13.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:23
|-
| June 26, 2007 || Short || [[Ever and More!]] || [[HR:helmets.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:50
|-
| July 16, 2007 || Game || [[Where's an Egg?]] || [[videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| July 24, 2007 || Main Page || [[Main Page 24]] || [[HR:main24.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 7, 2007 || Short || [[Quality Time]] || [[HR:qualitytime.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:48
|-
| August 13, 2007 || Email || [[mini-golf]] || [[HR:sbemail174.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:27
|-
| August 20, 2007 || Email || [[concert]] || [[HR:sbemail175.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:26
|-
| August 27, 2007 || Email || [[hygiene]] || [[HR:sbemail176.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:06
|-
| September 3, 2007 ||Email || [[original]] || [[HR:sbemail177.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| September 10, 2007 || Email || [[bike thief]] || [[HR:sbemail178.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:56
|-
| September 17, 2007 || Short || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] || [[HR:limozloshy.html|watch]] || 1 || 6:10
|-
| September 24, 2007 || Email || [[pizza joint]] || [[HR:sbemail179.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:09
|-
| October 1, 2007 || Email || [[slumber party]] || [[HR:sbemail180.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:11
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 8, 2007 || Email || [[web comics]] || [[HR:sbemail181.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:34
|-
| Game || [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]] || [[HR:stinko_comic.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| October 15, 2007 || Email || [[business trip]] || [[HR:sbemail182.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:41
|-
| October 23, 2007 || Puppet Stuff || [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] || [[HR:marshiepuppet.swf|watch]] || 2 || 2:22
|-
| October 25, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]] || [[HR:ween07_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:43
|-
| October 29, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2]] || [[HR:ween07.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:44
|-
| November 5, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '07]] || [[HR:costumes2007.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:08
|-
| rowspan="3" | November 12, 2007 || Powered by the Cheat || [[Rap Song]] || [[HR:rapsong.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:40
|-
| Toon || [[The Limozeen Advantage]] || || 0 || 3:43
|-
| Game || [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|Where's The Cheat?]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| November 19, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Toikey TV]] || [[HR:thanks07.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:30
|-
| November 27, 2007 || Email || [[yes, wrestling]] || [[HR:sbemail183.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:40
|-
| December 3, 2007 || Email || [[diorama]] || [[HR:sbemail184.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:43
|-
| December 10, 2007 || Email || [[nightlife]] || [[HR:sbemail185.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:12
|-
| December 17, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || [[HR:dethemberween.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:51
|-
| January 7, 2008 || Email || [[environment]] || [[HR:sbemail186.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| January 14, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Trogday 08]] || [[HR:trogday08.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| January 21, 2008 || Email || [[winter pool]] || [[HR:sbemail187.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:06
|-
| January 28, 2008 || Email || [[fan club]] || [[HR:sbemail188.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:26
|-
| February 3, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Sloshybowl]] || [[HR:sloshybowl.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:33
|-
| February 4, 2008 || Email || [[pet show]] || [[HR:sbemail189.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:44
|-
| February 11, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] || [[HR:bigouting.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:47
|-
| February 19, 2008 || Email || [[licensed]] || [[HR:sbemail190.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:30
|-
| February 25, 2008 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] || [[HR:answer15.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:30
|-
| February 29, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || [http://www.videlectrix.com/storeflash/nonsequitur.swf watch] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| March 3, 2008 || Email || [[buried]] || [[HR:sbemail191.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:55
|-
| March 10, 2008 || Short|| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] || [[HR:blubbos.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:53
|-
| March 17, 2008 || Short || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || [[HR:limolive.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:53
|-
| March 24, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Rotten Eggs]] || [[HR:rotteneggs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
|-
| March 31, 2008 || Email || [[shapeshifter]] || [[HR:sbemail192.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:07
|-
| April 1, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[Strong Bad Gameways]] || [[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:53
|-
| April 7, 2008 || Email || [[rated]] || [[HR:sbemail193.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:35
|-
| rowspan="2" | April 10, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] || [[HR:sbcg4ap.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:00
|-
| Game Trailer || [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] || [http://www.telltalegames.com/images/flash/strongbad_gameplay_trailer.swf watch] || 0 || 2:00
|-
| April 14, 2008 || Short || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] || [[HR:stuckincraw.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| April 21, 2008 || Email || [[specially marked]] || [[HR:sbemail194.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:08
|-
| May 5, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[Workin' on the Game]] || [[HR:gamework.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:30
|-
| May 12, 2008 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] || [[HR:tgs14.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:40
|-
| May 26, 2008 || Email || [[love poems]] || [[HR:sbemail195.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:26
|-
| June 9, 2008 || Short || [[Play Date]] || [[HR:playdate.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
|-
| June 16, 2008 || Short || [[Somber Vacation]] || [[HR:somber.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
|-
| June 30, 2008 || Short || [[The Baloneyman]] || [[HR:baloneyman.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:48
|-
| July 14, 2008 || Email || [[hiding]] || [[HR:sbemail196.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:48
|-
| July 21, 2008 || Email || [[your edge]] || [[HR:sbemail197.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:00
|-
| July 28, 2008 || Short || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] || [[HR:ccdo6.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 11, 2008 || SBCG4AP || [[Homestar Ruiner]] || || ||
|-
| Email || [[magic trick]] || [[HR:sbemail198.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:52
|-
| August 18, 2008 || Powered by The Cheat || [[Trudgemank]] || [[HR:Trudgemank.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
|-
| August 25, 2008 || Main Page || [[Main Page 25]] || [[HR:main25.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| September 8, 2008 || Email || [[being mean]] || [[HR:sbemail199.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:26
|-
| rowspan="2" | September 15, 2008 || SBCG4AP || [[Strong Badia the Free]] || || ||
|-
| Short || [[Place ya bets!]] || [[HR:sbemail199andahalf.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:30
|-
| September 19, 2008 || Short || [[Page Load Error]] || [[HR:sbemail200.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:26
|-
| rowspan="3" | September 23, 2008 || Email || [[email thunder]] || [[HR:sbemailtwohundred.html|watch]] || 9 || 5:10
|-
| Email || [[Hremails|Hremail 49]] || [[HR:hremail49.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:11
|-
| Email || [[Hremails|Hremail 24]] || [[HR:hremail24.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| October 20, 2008 || Holiday Short || [[Costume Commercial]] || [[HR:costumecommercial.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 27, 2008 || Holiday || [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser]] || [[HR:ween08_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
|-
| SBCG4AP || [[Baddest of the Bands]] || || ||
|-
| October 30, 2008 || Holiday || [[Most in the Graveyard]] || [[HR:ween08.html|watch]] || 7 || 6:25
|-
| rowspan="2" | November 10, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '08]] || [[HR:costumes08.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || [[HR:dangeresquePS1.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:10
|-
| November 17, 2008 || SBCG4AP || [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] || || ||
|-
| | November 24, 2008 || Holiday || [[Twenty THANXty Six]] || [[HR:stinkoturkey.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:14
|-
| December 1, 2008 || Game || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] || [[HR:dangeresque.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 8, 2008 || Short || [[Coach Z's 110%]] || [[HR:cz110.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:42
|-
| rowspan="2" | December 15, 2008 || Holiday || [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || [[HR:xmas08_album.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:58
|-
| SBCG4AP || [[8-Bit Is Enough]] || || ||
|-
| December 22, 2008 || Holiday || [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] || [[HR:xmas08.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:27
|-
| Jamurary 26, 2009|| Uncategorized || [[Hremail 62]] || [[HR:hremail62.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:06
|-
| February 2, 2009|| Uncategorized || [[Hremail 2000]] || [[HR:hremail2000.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:09
|-
| February 9, 2009|| Short || [[Best Caper Ever]] || [[HR:bestcaper.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:43
|-
| February 16, 2009 || Short || [[4 Gregs]] || [[HR:4gregs.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:20
|-
|}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Lists]]

All Toons

Theyellowdart — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:56:43 GMT

Theyellowdart: +4 Gregs

This is a list of '''all the [[toons]] and [[games]]''' in chronological order. The earlier toons were guessed with the help of old menus and the [[Wikipedia:Internet_Archive#Wayback_Machine|Wayback Machine]], while the more recent ones were compiled from the [[H*R.com updates {{CURRENTYEAR}}|update logs]].

==List==
{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=120 | Release Date !! Type !! Toon !! Watch !! Easter <br />Eggs !! Running <br />Time
|-
| 1996 <br />(web version first appeared on or before June 28, 2001)|| Book || [[Original Book|The Homestar Runner Enters the <br />Strongest Man in the World Competition]] || [[HR:book1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| <span style="white-space: nowrap">December 1996</span> || Uncategorized || [[Super NES]] || [[HR:supernes.swf|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
|-
| (1999?) || Book || [[Where My Hat Is At?]] || [[HR:wheremyhatisat.swf|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| (1999?) || Uncategorized || [[First Flash]] || [[HR:pompom.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| (1999?) || Uncategorized || [[Second Flash]] || [[HR:homestar2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
|-
| (1999?) || Uncategorized || [[Pom Pom, Too]] || [[HR:pomwhole.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 1999 || Toon || [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] || [[Mirror:marshmallow2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:00
|-
| (1999?) || Intro || [[Old Intro]] || [[HR:oldintro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:15
|-
| 2000 || Uncategorized || [[If I Ran The Camera]] || [[Mirror:ifiranthecamera.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Early 2000 || Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Old Version|The King of Town (Old Version)]] || [[HR:kingoftown.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| Early 2000 || Game || [[She Loves Me!]] || [[HR:daisy.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Short || [[Kick the Can]] || [[HR:old.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:30
|-
| rowspan="17" | May 10, 2000 or earlier || Intro || [[Old Intro 2]] || [[HR:run2x.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:15
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 1]] || [[HR:main1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 2]] || [[HR:main2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 3]] || [[HR:main3.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 4]] || [[HR:main4.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 5]] || [[HR:main5.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 6]] || [[HR:main6.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Oldest Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toonsold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Original Games Menu]] || [[HR:gamesold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Old Characters Page]] || [[HR:charactersold.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Downloads]] || [[HR:homester.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Flash Store]] || [[HR:store_new04.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Museum]] || [[HR:museum.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sketchbook (museum)]] || [[HR:oldsketch.swf|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Fan Stuff]] || [[HR:stuff1.html|read]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Ice Cream]] || [[HR:icecream1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Old Flash Stuff]] || [[HR:oldflash.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2000 || Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version|In Search of the Yello Dello (Old Version)]] || [[HR:yellodello.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
|-
| 2000 || Menu || [[Lava Lamp Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toonsold.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| 2000 || Menu || [[Telebision Toons Menu]] || [[HR:newtoons2.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| 2000 || Uncategorized || [[Yearbook Character Page]] || [[HR:yearbook.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| 2000 || Toon || [[The Reddest Radish]] || [[HR:radish.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:23
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| 2000 || Toon || [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] || [[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:17
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| 2000 || Menu || [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]] || [[HR:chinesefood.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| 2000 || Short || [[Theme Song Video]] || [[HR:video.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:00
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| 2000 || Intro || [[Flag Intro]] || [[HR:flagintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
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| 2000 || Short || [[Strong Bad Sings]] || [[HR:sbsings.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:42
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| 2000 (autumn?) || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] || [[HR:answer1.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
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| rowspan="2" | October 2000 || Holiday Toon || [[Homestarloween Party]] || [[HR:homestarloween.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:55
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 7]] || [[HR:main7.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| rowspan="7" | October 29, 2000, or earlier || Game || [[Fortune Cookies]] || [[HR:fortune.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Homestar Talker]] || [[HR:talky2.html|play]] || 2 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] || || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Bronco Trolleys]] || [[HR:broncotrolleys.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Hairstyle Runner]] || [[HR:hairgame.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Astro Lite]] || [[HR:litebrite.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Dancin' Bubs]] || [[HR:dance.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 2000 || Holiday Toon || [[A Holiday Greeting]] || [[HR:xmas.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
|-
| rowspan="2" |January 24, 2001 or earlier || Menu || [[Second Games Menu]] || [[HR:games2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Strong Libs]] || [[HR:stronglibs.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| March 2, 2001 || Toon || [[A Jorb Well Done]] || [[HR:cantsayjob.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:00
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| Easter 2001 || Uncategorized || [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]] || [[HR:eggs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:35
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| rowspan="6" | Prior to The Luau || Main Page || [[Main Page 8]] || [[HR:main8.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 9]] || [[HR:main9.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 10]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 11]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 12]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Main Page || [[Main Page 13]] || [[HR:main10.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| rowspan="3" | May 1, 2001, or earlier || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]] || [[HR:answer2.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:27
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| Toon || [[The Luau]] || [[HR:luau2.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:36
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| Main Page || [[Luau Main Page]] || [[HR:luaumain.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| rowspan="12" | Early to mid 2001 || Menu || [[The King of Town DVD]] || [[HR:kingmenu.html|watch]] || 1 ||
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| Toon || [[The King of Town DVD|The King of Town DVD Version]] || [[HR:kingoftown2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:26
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| Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]] || [[HR:kingcomment.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Toon || [[The King of Town DVD Storyboards]] || [[HR:kingboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[In Search Of The Yello Dello]] || [[HR:yellodellomenu.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Toon ||[[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] || [[HR:yellodello_mark2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] || [[HR:dellocomment.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer]] || [[HR:dellotrailer.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Toon || [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] || [[HR:delloboard1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Toon || In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scene #1 || [[HR:deleted1.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Toon || In Search Of The Yello Dello Deleted Scene #2 || [[HR:deleted2.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Toon || In Search Of The Yello Dello Deleted Scene #3 || [[HR:deleted3.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| May 11, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[A Mother's Day Message]] || [[HR:mother.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:29
|-
| Mid 2001 || Intro || [[Intro 2]] || [[HR:intro2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:32
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| (Mid 2001?) || Intro || [[Intro]] || [[HR:intro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
|-
| (Mid 2001?) || Uncategorized || [[Legal]] || [[HR:legal.html|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| (Mid 2001?) || Uncategorized || [[Sing Along]] || [[HR:singalong.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| (Mid 2001?) || Uncategorized || [[Needlepoint]] || [[HR:needlepoint.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:07
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| June 23, 2001, or earlier || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] || [[HR:answer3.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:22
|-
| rowspan="5" | June 27, 2001, or earlier || Short || [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] || [[HR:fluffypuff2.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:24
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| Menu || [[Third Games Menu]] || [[HR:games.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Audition With Marzipan]] || [[HR:percussion2.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Who Said What Now?]] || [[HR:whosaidwhat.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Homestar Quiz]] || [[HR:quiz.html|play]] || 3 || (N/A)
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| Summer 2001 || Toon || [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] || || 1 || 2:45
|-
| August 9, 2001, or earlier || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]] || [[HR:answer4.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:55
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| rowspan="3" | August 16, 2001 or earlier || Main Page || [[Main Page 14]] || [[HR:main14.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Email || [[some kinda robot]] || [[HR:sbemail1.html|watch]] || 1 (DVD <BR />version) || 0:45
|-
| Menu || Tandy 400 Menu || [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/sbemail_first.html watch] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[homsar]] || [[HR:sbemail2.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[butt IQ]] || [[HR:sbemail3.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[homestar hair]] || [[HR:sbemail4.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:55
|-
| 2001 || Email || [[making out]] || [[HR:sbemail5.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:59
|-
| rowspan="2" | 2001 || Email || [[depressio]] || [[HR:sbemail6.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:54
|-
| Uncategorized || [[The Secrets That I Keep]] || [[HR:sadjournal/wonderyears.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| October 27, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] || [[HR:halloween2001.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:00
|-
| rowspan="2" |October 31, 2001 || Email || [[halloweener]] || [[HR:sbemail7.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| Intro || [[Ween Intro]] || [[HR:weenintro.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:20
|-
| November 27, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[Some Stupid Turkey]] || [[HR:turkey.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
|-
| December 21, 2001 || Holiday Toon || [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] || [[HR:xmas2001.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:43
|-
| (December 2001/January 2002?) || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] || [[HR:answer5.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:50
|-
| January 10, 2002 || Email || [[brianrietta]] || [[HR:sbemail8.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:53
|-
| January 14, 2002 || Email || [[i love you]] || [[HR:sbemail9.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:56
|-
| January 21, 2002 || Email || [[trevor the vampire]] || [[HR:sbemail10.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
|-
| January 22, 2002 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] || [[HR:answer6.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:04
|-
| January 28, 2002 || Email || [[i rule]] || [[HR:sbemail11.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
|-
| February 4, 2002 || Email || [[credit card]] || [[HR:sbemail12.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:18
|-
| February 11, 2002 || Email || [[i she be]] || [[HR:sbemail13.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| February 17, 2002 || Email || [[duck pond]] || [[HR:sbemail14.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
|-
| rowspan="3" | February 25, 2002 || Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[The Cheat Theme Song]] || [[HR:cheatvideo.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:20
|-
| Toon || [[Where's The Cheat?]] || [[HR:whereis.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:18
|-
| Email || [[the basics]] || [[HR:sbemail15.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
|-
| rowspan="2" |March 4, 2002 || Email || [[band names]] || [[HR:sbemail16.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:13
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Scroll Button Songs]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| March 11, 2002 || Email || [[studying]] || [[HR:sbemail17.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
|-
| March 18, 2002 || Email || [[stand-up]] || [[HR:sbemail18.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
|-
| March 25, 2002 || Email || [[tape-leg]] || [[HR:sbemail19.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:01
|-
| March 28, 2002 || Uncategorized || [[First Time Here?]] || [[HR:firsttime.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:52
|-
| April 1, 2002 || Email || [[spring cleaning]] || [[HR:sbemail20.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:27
|-
| April 8, 2002 || Email || [[cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail21.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:45
|-
| April 11, 2002 or earlier || Main Page || [[Main Page 15]] || [[HR:main15.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| April 15, 2002 || Email || [[little animal]] || [[HR:sbemail23.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
|-
| April 22, 2002 || Email || [[the bird]] || [[HR:sbemail24.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:20
|-
| April 30, 2002 || Email || [[super powers]] || [[HR:sbemail25.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:17
|-
| May 6, 2002 || Email || [[CGNU]] || [[HR:sbemail26.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
|-
| May 13, 2002 || Email || [[3 Wishes]] || [[HR:sbemail27.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| May 19, 2002 || Email || [[1 step ahead]] || [[HR:sbemail28.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:17
|-
| May 27, 2002 || Email || [[superhero name]] || [[HR:sbemail29.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:08
|-
| June 3, 2002 || Email || [[12:00]] || [[HR:sbemail30.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
|-
| June 4, 2001 or earlier || Short || [[The Interview]] || [[HR:interview.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:47
|-
| June 10, 2002 || Email || [[sugarbob]] || [[HR:sbemail31.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:48
|-
| June 17, 2002 || Email || [[flag day]] || [[HR:sbemail32.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:03
|-
| rowspan="2" | mid 2002 || Email || [[Greeting Cards]] || || 0 || 1:20
|-
| Email || [[E-mail Birds]] || || 0 || 1:02
|-
| rowspan="2" | June 24, 2002 || Email || [[gimmicks]] || [[HR:sbemail33.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:16
|-
| Menu || [[Broken Tandy Menu]] || [[HR:sbemailx.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | July 1, 2002 || Email || [[weird dream]] || [[HR:sbemail34.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:17
|-
| Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[Everybody to the Limit]] || [[HR:fhqwhgads.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:54
|-
| July 8, 2002 || Email || [[sisters]] || [[HR:sbemail35.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| rowspan="4" | July 14, 2002 || Email || [[guitar]] || [[HR:sbemail36.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:32
|-
| Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Joy of Painting]] || [[HR:menuswfs/menubobross.swf|watch]] || 0 || 0:06
|-
| Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| July 22, 2002 || Email || [[dullard]] || [[HR:sbemail37.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| July 29, 2002 || Email || [[helium]] || [[HR:sbemail38.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:46
|-
| August 5, 2002 || Email || [[property of ones]] || [[HR:sbemail39.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:19
|-
| rowspan="3" | August 11, 2002 || Email || [[vacation]] || [[HR:sbemail40.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| Menu || SBEmail Vacation Menu || [[HR:sbemail%28vacation%29.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| (N/A) || First Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 15, 2002 || (N/A) || Second Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| August 19, 2002 || (N/A) || Third Postcard || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 2002 (The 22nd?) || (N/A) || Fourth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 26, 2002 || (N/A) || Fifth Postcard || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Short || [[Meet Marshie]] || [[HR:marshie.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:50
|-
| September 2, 2002 || Email || [[sb_email 22]] || [[HR:sbemail22.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:34
|-
| September 9, 2002 || Email || [[invisibility]] || [[HR:sbemail41.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:54
|-
| September 16, 2002 || Email || [[action figure]] || [[HR:sbemail42.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| September 23, 2002 || Email || [[little questions]] || [[HR:sbemail43.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:13
|-
| September 30, 2002 || Email || [[lures & jigs]] || [[HR:sbemail44.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:45
|-
| October 7, 2002 || Email || [[techno]] || [[HR:sbemail45.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:13
|-
| October 14, 2002 || Email || [[your friends]] || [[HR:sbemail46.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:11
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 21, 2002 || Toon || [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] || [[HR:parsnips.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:38
|-
| Email || [[new hands]] || [[HR:sbemail47.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:36
|-
| October 28, 2002 || Holiday Toon || [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] || [[HR:halloween2002.html|watch]] || 5 || 5:32
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 31, 2002 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] || [[HR:answer7.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| Email || [[ghosts]] || [[HR:sbemail48.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| November 4, 2002 || Email || [[theme party]] || [[HR:sbemail49.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:06
|-
| November 11, 2002 || Email || [[50 emails]] || [[HR:sbemail50.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:45
|-
| November 17, 2002 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Beginning of the End || || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | November 18, 2002 || Email || [[website]] || [[HR:sbemail51.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:53
|-
| Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Beginning of the End || [[HR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| November 23, 2002 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Pain || [[HR:sadjournal/1.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| November 25, 2002 || Email || [[island]] || [[HR:sbemail52.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| November 27, 2002 || Uncategorized || [[Happy T!]] || [[HR:happyt.swf|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | December 2, 2002 || Email || [[comic]] || [[HR:sbemail53.html|watch]] || 4 || 1:43
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]] || [[HR:tgs1.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:52
|-
| December 9, 2002 || Email || [[morning routine]] || [[HR:sbemail54.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:09
|-
| December 16, 2002 || Email || [[cheat talk]] || [[HR:sbemail55.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:08
|-
| rowspan="3" | December 23, 2002 || Holiday Toon || [[A Decemberween Pageant]] || [[HR:xmas2002.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:23
|-
| Menu || [[Decemberween Email Menu]] || [[HR:sbemailxmas.html|watch]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 16]] || [[HR:main16.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 30, 2002 || Email || [[current status]] || [[HR:sbemail56.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:14
|-
| January 6, 2003 || Email || [[japanese cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail57.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:02
|-
| January 9, 2003 || Main Page || [[Main Page 17]] || [[HR:main17.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| January 13, 2003 || Email || [[dragon]] || [[HR:sbemail58.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:20
|-
| January 20, 2003 || Email || [[marzipan]] || [[HR:sbemail59.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| January 22, 2003 || Short || [[The System is Down]] || [[HR:systemisdown.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:05
|-
| January 27, 2003 || Holiday Toon || [[Superbowl Dealie]] || [[HR:superbowl.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:39
|-
| January 28, 2003 || Email || [[huttah!]] || [[HR:sbemail60.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:35
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 3, 2003 || Email || [[monster truck]] || [[HR:sbemail61.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:43
|-
| Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: From out of the darkness || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 4, 2003 || Game || [[Awexome Cross]] || [[HR:awexome.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 5, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A New Year, A New You || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="3" | February 10, 2003 || Email || [[interview]] || [[HR:sbemail62.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:13
|-
| Main Page || [[Homsar Main Page]] || [[HR:memorabilia.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] || [[HR:tgs2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:12
|-
| February 14, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Dark, Dark Day || [[HR:sadjournal/2.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 16, 2003 || Email || [[fingers]] || [[HR:sbemail63.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:07
|-
| February 20, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Post-it on my face || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 21, 2003 || Uncategorized || [[Super Brave!!]] || [http://home.comcast.net/~alanweiss/dwedit/files/superbrave.swf watch] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 24, 2003 || Email || [[english paper]] || [[HR:sbemail64.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
|-
| February 28, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: More Like Writer's Blecchh! || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| March 3, 2003 || Email || [[unused emails]] || [[HR:sbemail65.html|watch]] || 6 || 1:38
|-
| March 10, 2003 || Email || [[the show]] || [[HR:sbemail66.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:34
|-
| March 13, 2003 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Weird Time || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="3" | March 17, 2003 || Short || [[20X6 vs. 1936]] || [[HR:20x6vs1936.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:55
|-
| Short || [[Arcade Game]] || [[HR:arcadegame.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:41
|-
| Game || [[TROGDOR!]] || [[HR:trogdor.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| March 24, 2003 || Email || [[autobiography]] || [[HR:sbemail67.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:43
|-
| March 31, 2003 || Email || [[caper]] || [[HR:sbemail68.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:49
|-
| rowspan="4" | April 1, 2003 || Short || [[King of Town Email]] || [[HR:kingmail.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:27
|-
| Game || [[Revenge of the King]] || [[HR:kinggame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[King of Town Main Page]] || [[HR:mainking.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Intro || [[King of Town Intro]] || [[HR:kingintro.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:17
|-
| April 8, 2003 || Short || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] || [[HR:whatsinthebag.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:50
|-
| April 14, 2003 || Email || [[personal favorites]] || [[HR:sbemail69.html|watch]] || 6 || 2:21
|-
| April 21, 2003 || Email || [[big white face]] || [[HR:sbemail70.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:51
|-
| April 28, 2003 || Email || [[2 emails]] || [[HR:sbemail71.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:26
|-
| rowspan="2" |May 5, 2003 || Email || [[crazy cartoon]] || [[HR:sbemail72.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| Powered By The Cheat || [[Crazy Cartoon]] || [[HR:crazycartoon.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:12
|-
| May 12, 2003 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] || [[HR:tgs3.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:37
|-
| May 19, 2003 || Email || [[mascot]] || [[HR:sbemail73.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:00
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 26, 2003 || Email || [[privileges]] || [[HR:sbemail74.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:23
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 18]] || [[HR:main18.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| June 2, 2003 || Email || [[funny]] || [[HR:sbemail75.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:20
|-
| June 7, 2003 || Uncategorized || [[Field Day Intro]] || [[HR:fieldday.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:43
|-
| rowspan="2" | June 9, 2003 || Email || [[sibbie]] || [[HR:sbemail76.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:19
|-
| Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] || [[HR:answer8.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:38
|-
| June 16, 2003 || Email || [[suntan]] || [[HR:sbemail77.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| rowspan="2" | June 23, 2003 || Short || [[Ballad of the Sneak]] || [[HR:sneakvideo.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:03
|-
| Game || [[Population: Tire]] || [[HR:pop_tire.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| June 30, 2003 || Email || [[anything]] || [[HR:sbemail78.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:13
|-
| July 7, 2003 || Email || [[the process]] || [[HR:sbemail79.html|watch]] || 7 || 3:20
|-
| rowspan="13" |July 14, 2003 || Menu || [[Character Videos]] || [[HR:characters2.html|watch]] || 1
|-
| Character Video || [[Homestar Runner Character Video]] ||[[HR:vcr_hs.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:59
|-
| Character Video || [[Strong Bad Character Video]] || [[HR:vcr_sb.html|watch]]||0 || 1:09
|-
| Character Video || [[The Cheat Character Video]]|| [[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch]]|| 0|| 0:58
|-
| Character Video || [[Strong Mad Character Video]]|| [[HR:vcr_sm.html|watch]]||0 || 0:34
|-
| Character Video || [[Strong Sad Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_ss.html|watch]] ||0 || 1:15
|-
| Character Video || [[Pom Pom Character Video]]|| [[HR:vcr_pp.html|watch]]||0 || 0:49
|-
| Character Video || [[Marzipan Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_marzy.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:58
|-
| Character Video || [[Coach Z Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_cz.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:51
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| Character Video ||[[Bubs Character Video]] ||[[HR:vcr_bubs.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:54
|-
| Character Video ||[[The King Of Town Character Video]] ||[[HR:vcr_kot.html|watch]] ||0|| 0:47
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| Character Video || [[The Poopsmith Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_poop.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:36
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| Character Video || [[Homsar Character Video]]||[[HR:vcr_homsar.html|watch]] ||0 || 0:38
|-
| July 21, 2003 || Email || [[stunt double]] || [[HR:sbemail80.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:17
|-
| August 4, 2003 || Short || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] || [[HR:mrshmallow.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:03
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| rowspan="2" |August 18, 2003 || Email || [[date]] || [[HR:sbemail81.html|watch]] || 5 || 3:10
|-
| Game || [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]] || [[HR:datingsim.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 25, 2003 || Email || [[impression]] || [[HR:sbemail82.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:13
|-
| September 1, 2003 || Email || [[labor day]] || [[HR:sbemail83.html|watch]] || 4 || 2:46
|-
| rowspan="2" |September 8, 2003 || Email || [[kids' book]] || [[HR:sbemail84.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:01
|-
| Book || [[Strumstar Hammer]] || [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|read]] || 0|| (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" |September 15, 2003 || Menu || Teen Girl Squad Menu || [[HR:tgsmenu.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]] || [[HR:tgs4.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:38
|-
| September 22, 2003 || Email || [[2 years]] || [[HR:sbemail85.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:02
|-
| September 29, 2003 || Puppet Stuff || [[Everybody Knows It]] || [[HR:puppets.html|watch]] || 3 || 0:59
|-
| October 6, 2003 || Email || [[no loafing]] || [[HR:sbemail86.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:54
|-
| October 13, 2003 || Email || [[mile]] || [[HR:sbemail87.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:27
|-
| October 20, 2003 || Short || [[Malloween Commercial]] || [[HR:malloween.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:40
|-
| October 28, 2003 || Game || [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] || [[HR:weengame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 29, 2003 || Holiday Toon || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] || [[HR:ween03.html|watch]] || 10 || 6:00
|-
| Puppet Stuff || Seriously!! || [[HR:tennis.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| November 3, 2003 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costume Commentary]] || [[HR:costumes.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| November 10, 2003 || Email || [[couch patch]] || [[HR:sbemail88.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:01
|-
| rowspan="2" | November 17, 2003 || Email || [[local news]] || [[HR:sbemail89.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:05
|-
| Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[These peoples try to fade me]] || || (N/A) || 2:11
|-
| November 25, 2003 || Email || [[colonization]] || [[HR:sbemail90.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:57
|-
| December 1, 2003 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] || [[HR:answer9.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:39
|-
| December 10, 2003 || Email || [[caffeine]] || [[HR:sbemail91.html|watch]] || 6 || 2:41
|-
| December 12, 2003 || Main Page || [[Main Page 19]] || [[HR:main19.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 15, 2003 || Email || [[kind of cool]] || [[HR:sbemail92.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:57
|-
| 2003 or 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Where The Crap Are We?]] || [[Mirror:egg.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:39
|-
| rowspan="2" | 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Email]] || [[HR:email.html|watch]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Email FAQ]] || [[Mirror:20050213_Email_FAQ.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Strong Bad's Message Bored]] || [[HR:boredgames.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| January 5, 2004 || Email || [[army]] || [[HR:sbemail93.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:10
|-
| rowspan="5" | January 12, 2004 || Email || [[video games]] || [[HR:sbemail94.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:04
|-
| Game || [[Secret Collect.]] || [[HR:sbcollect.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[StrongBadZone]] || [[HR:sbzone.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Thy Dungeonman]] || [[HR:dungeonman.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Rhino Feeder]] || [[HR:rhinofeeder.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| January 19, 2004 || Email || [[the bet]] || [[HR:sbemail95.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:37
|-
| January 26, 2004 || Email || [[lackey]] || [[HR:sbemail96.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:47
|-
| February 2, 2004 || Game || [[Pigs on Head]] || [[Videlectrix:lcd_game.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| February 9, 2004 || Email || [[monument]] || [[HR:sbemail97.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:08
|-
| February 16, 2004 || Email || [[stupid stuff]] || [[HR:sbemail98.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 23, 2004 || Email || [[different town]] || [[HR:sbemail99.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:54
|-
| Game || [[Thy Dungeonman II]] || [[Videlectrix:thydungeonman2.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| March 1, 2004 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] || [[HR:tgs5.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:57
|-
| rowspan="2" | March 8, 2004 || Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Time]] || [[HR:puppettime.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] || [[HR:answer10.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:39
|-
| March 15, 2004 || Short || [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] || [[HR:sbemail100.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:30
|-
| March 16, 2004 || Email || [[flashback]] || [[HR:sbemailahundred.html|watch]] || 8 || 5:01
|-
| March 22, 2004 || Toon || [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] || [[HR:jailcartoon.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:00
|-
| April 1, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Under Construction]] || [[HR:underconstruction.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
|-
| April 4, 2004 || Main Page || [[Main Page 20]] || [[HR:main20.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| April 7, 2004 || Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[New Boots]] || [[HR:newboots.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
|-
| April 20, 2004 || Email || [[car]] || [[HR:sbemail101.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:54
|-
| April 26, 2004 || Email || [[lunch special]] || [[HR:sbemail102.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| May 3, 2004 || Email || [[haircut]] || [[HR:sbemail103.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:59
|-
| May 10, 2004 || Short || [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]] || [[HR:cheatcommando.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:02
|-
| May 24, 2004 || Short || [[The Cheatar]] || [[HR:cheatar.html|watch]] || 2 || 0:54
|-
| May 25, 2004 || Email || [[theme park]] || [[HR:sbemail104.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:14
|-
| rowspan="8" | May 31, 2004 || Short || [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] || [[HR:cheatcereal.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:13
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control]] || [[HR:puppetjam4.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:06
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] || [[HR:puppetjam2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]] || [[HR:puppetjam3.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]] || [[HR:puppetjam1.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]] || || 0 || 0:38
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]] || || 0 || 1:50
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It]] || || 0 || 2:38
|-
| June 8, 2004 || Email || [[replacement]] || [[HR:sbemail105.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:22
|-
| June 16, 2004 || Main Page || [[Main Page 21]] || [[HR:main21.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| June 21, 2004 || Email || [[dangeresque 3]] || [[HR:sbemail106.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:54
|-
| June 29, 2004 || Short || [[Senor Mortgage]] || [[HR:senormortgage.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| July 5, 2004 || Email || [[cheatday]] || [[HR:sbemail107.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:33
|-
| rowspan="6" | July 12, 2004 || Menu || [[Decemberween In July]] || [[HR:dween_menu.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] || [[HR:tgs6.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:22
|-
| Holiday Toon || [[That Time of Year]] || [[HR:dween_kidsbook.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:14
|-
| Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] || [[HR:dween_cakes.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:34
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] || [[HR:dween_puppet1.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:46
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] || [[HR:dween_puppet2.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:09
|-
| July 13, 2004 || Short || [[Experimental Film]] || [[HR:expfilm.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:00
|-
| rowspan="3" | July 19, 2004 || Powered By<br /> The Cheat || [[Seasonal Sweaters]] || [[HR:seasonalsweaters.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:34
|-
| Email || [[pom pom]] || [[HR:sbemail108.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:25
|-
| Short || [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] || [[HR:pqtrailer.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:10
|-
| July 26, 2004 || Email || [[crying]] || [[HR:sbemail109.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| rowspan="3" | July 29, 2004 || Menu || [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] || [[HR:games.html|watch]] || 3 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[Handheld Games Menu|Handheld Old Games Menu]] || [[HR:oldgames.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Remote TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 0 | (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 2, 2004 || Game || [[Peasant's Quest]] || [[HR:disk4of12.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Hallrunner]] || [[Videlectrix:hallrunner.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 5, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Long Time || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 9, 2004 || Email || [[for kids]] || [[HR:sbemail110.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:24
|-
| August 12, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dr Scholls? || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 16, 2004 || Email || [[other days]] || [[HR:sbemail111.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:12
|-
| August 19, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: The Curse of Keen Eyes || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 23, 2004 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]] || [[HR:tgs7.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:53
|-
| Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] || [[HR:answer11.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:16
|-
| August 26, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: History Lesson Part II || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 30, 2004 || Email || [[old comics]] || [[HR:sbemail112.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:33
|-
| Game || [[Duck Guardian]] || [[Videlectrix:duckguard1.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| September 6, 2004 || Puppet Stuff || [[Labor Dabor]] || [[HR:laborday.html|watch]] || 6 || 1:25
|-
| September 9, 2004 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Dinner for One || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| September 13, 2004 || Email || [[pizzaz]] || [[HR:sbemail113.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:19
|-
| September 20, 2004 || Email || [[the facts]] || [[HR:sbemail114.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:53
|-
| September 28, 2004 || Toon || [[Shopping For Danger]] || [[HR:commandos3.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:56
|-
| October 4, 2004 || Email || [[time capsule]] || [[HR:sbemail115.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:22
|-
| October 11, 2004 || Email || [[extra plug]] || [[HR:sbemail116.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
|-
| October 14, 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Pumpkin Stencils]] || [[HR:ween_stencils.html|watch]] || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| October 18, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[That A Ghost]] || [[HR:oldtimeyween.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:44
|-
| October 25, 2004 || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] || [[HR:puppetween.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| October 29, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Fairstival]] || [[HR:ween04.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:05
|-
| November 8, 2004 || Email || [[montage]] || [[HR:sbemail117.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:15
|-
| rowspan="20" |(November 9, 2004?) ||Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc One]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| Email || [[Videro Games]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Email Intros]] || || 0 || 8:13
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Scroll Button Songs (video)]] || || 0 || 1:29
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Trogdor (Karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:37
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Nite Mamas (karaoke)]] || ||1 || 2:36
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]] || || 1||1:32
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:56
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Secret Song (video)]] || || 0 || 1:41
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Moving Very Slowly (video)]] || || 0 || 1:38
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Some Puppet Stuff]] || ||0 || 3:54
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sample Of Style]] || || 0 || 4:12
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Making Of Email 100]] || || 1 || 3:07
|-
| Uncategorized || [[The Cheatar (making of)]] || || 0 || 0:54
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sketchbook (video)]] || || 0 || 7:16
|-
| Uncategorized || [[3D Menu Screen Tests]] || || 2 || 0:45
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Day At The Park]] || || || 0:19
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Some Extras]] || || 0 || 3:04
|-
| November 15, 2004 || Email || [[virus]] || [[HR:sbemail118.html|watch]] || 6 || 4:05
|-
| November 22, 2004 || Uncategorized || [[Broken Compy Menu]] || [[Mirror:20041122_Broken_Compy_Menu.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| November 29, 2004 || Email || [[animal]] || [[HR:sbemail119.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:02
|-
| December 5, 2004 || Main Page || [[Main Page 22]] || [[HR:main22.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 13, 2004 || Email || [[radio]] || [[HR:sbemail120.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:02
|-
| December 16, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Snowglobe]] || [[HR:xmas04_pq.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:00
|-
| December 20, 2004 || Holiday Toon || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]] || [[HR:xmas04.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:20
|-
| January 3, 2005 || Email || [[part-time job]] || [[HR:sbemail121.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:18
|-
| January 10, 2005 || Email || [[dreamail]] || [[HR:sbemail122.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:43
|-
| January 14, 2005 || Game || [[50K Racewalker]] || [[Videlectrix:racewalk.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| January 17, 2005 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] || [[HR:tgs8.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:24
|-
| January 31, 2005 || Email || [[origins]] || [[HR:sbemail123.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:20
|-
| February 6, 2005 || Short || [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || [[HR:filmstyle_trogdor.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:55
|-
| February 14, 2005 || Email || [[secret recipes]] || [[HR:sbemail124.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:34
|-
| February 22, 2005 || Email || [[rock opera]] || [[HR:sbemail125.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:23
|-
| March 8, 2005 || Email || [[best thing]] || [[HR:sbemail126.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:08
|-
| March 14, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] || [[HR:sbvslilgirl.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:15
|-
| March 21, 2005 || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Levels 1, 2 and 3 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| March 28, 2005 || Email || [[long pants]] || [[HR:sbemail127.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:05
|-
| rowspan="2"|April 1, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] || [[HR:payplus.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
|Teen Girl Squad || Teen Girl Squad Issue 8½ || [[HR:tgsample.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| April 11, 2005 || Email || [[rampage]] || [[HR:sbemail128.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| April 18, 2005 || Short || [[The Li'l Brudder Show]] || [[HR:lilbrudder.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| rowspan="2" | April 26, 2005 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] || [[HR:answer12.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:17
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 4 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| May 2, 2005 || Email || [[garage sale]] || [[HR:sbemail129.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:28
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 9, 2005 || Toon || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || [[HR:buginmouth.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:10
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 5 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| (May 2005?) || Email || [[Family Resemblence]] || || 1 || 2:32
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 16, 2005 || Email || [[do over]] || [[HR:sbemail130.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:24
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 6 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 23, 2005 || Uncategorized || [[Store]] || [[HRStore:|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Store Thank You Messages]] || (N/A) || (N/A) || 1:02
|-
| May 30, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Senorial Day]] || [[HR:senorialday.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:50
|-
| June 6, 2005 || Email || [[boring (really)]] || [[HR:sbemail131.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:40
|-
| June 20, 2005 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] || [[HR:tgs9.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:05
|-
| June 24, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] || [[HR:bizcasfri1.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:50
|-
| June 27, 2005 || Email || [[modeling]] || [[HR:sbemail132.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:10
|-
| July 1, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] || [[HR:bizcasfri2.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:00
|-
| rowspan="2" | July 4, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Fireworks]] || [[HR:fireworks.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 7 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| July 11, 2005 || Email || [[bottom 10]] || [[HR:sbemail133.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:59
|-
| rowspan="11" |July 25, 2005 || Email || [[record book]] || [[HR:sbemail134.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:51
|-
| Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Real Live E-mails]] || || 1 || 3:39
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Puppets On The Road]] || || 0 || 8:51
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]] || || 0 || 2:53
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sample Of Style Too]] || || 0 || 4:38
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Sample Of Style Too: Some Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:32
|-
| Uncategorized || [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] || || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Grumblecakes (video)]] || || 0 || 2:14
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 2:19
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Rock Opera (karaoke)]] || || 1 || 1:45
|-
| August 1, 2005 || Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level -0 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 5, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] || [[HR:bizcasfri3.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:10
|-
| August 8, 2005 || Email || [[lady...ing]] || [[HR:sbemail135.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:22
|-
| August 15, 2005 || Toon || [[Cool Things]] || [[HR:coolthings.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:00
|-
| August 17, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Stats n' Stumps || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| August 22, 2005 || Toon || [[A Folky Tale]] || [[HR:dumpingtontoon.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| August 25, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: A Curious Email || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| September 1, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Parade on my Rain || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | September 5, 2005 || Short || [[TrogdorCon '97]] || [[HR:trogdorcon.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:10
|-
| Game || [[Stinkoman 20X6]]: Level 9 || [[HR:stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | September 9, 2005 || Blog Entry || [[Strong Sad's Lament]]: Working For the Weak-End? || [[HR:sadjournal/index.html|read]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| Main Page || [[Main Page 23]] || [[HR:main23.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| September 13, 2005 || Short || [[Commandos in the Classroom]] || [[HR:cheatcommandos4.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:15
|-
| September 26, 2005 || Email || [[geddup noise]] || [[HR:sbemail136.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:38
|-
| October 3, 2005 || Short || [[Sick Day]] || [[HR:sickday.html|watch]] || 2 || 1:43
|-
| October 10, 2005 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] || [[HR:tgs10.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| October 17, 2005 || Short || [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] || [[HR:badguy.swf|watch]] || 2 || 1:44
|-
| October 24, 2005 || Email || [[bedtime story]] || [[HR:sbemail137.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:34
|-
| November 1, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] || [[HR:ween05.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:00
|-
| November 7, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[More Fan Costumes]] || [[HR:costumes05.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:05
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|rowspan="10" |November 14, 2005 || Email || [[space program]] || [[HR:sbemail138.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:44
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 6 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Bubslegum Comics]] || || 0 || 1:59
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Exaggerations]] || || 0 || 2:27
|-
| Uncategorized || [[From The Vault]] || || 1 || 2:27
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Peasant's Quest Outtakes]] || || 0 || 3:13
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| Uncategorized || [[Your Hair is Messed Up]] || || 0 || 1:10
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| Uncategorized || [[Peasant's Quest Animatic]] || || 0 || 2:55
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| Uncategorized || [[An Open Forum]] || || 1 || 0:32
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| Uncategorized || [[Here's How We Made It]] || || 0 || 1:14
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| November 21, 2005 || Holiday Toon || [[Fall Float Parade]] || [[HR:floatparade.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:28
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| November 28, 2005 || Puppet Stuff || [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] || [[HR:otherlilgirl.swf|watch]] || 0 || 1:25
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| December 5, 2005 || Email || [[portrait]] || [[HR:sbemail139.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:37
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| January 8, 2006 || Email || [[highschool]] || [[HR:sbemail140.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:02
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| January 13, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Trogday]] || [[HR:trogday.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:49
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| January 16, 2006 || Email || [[death metal]] || [[HR:sbemail141.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:48
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| January 25, 2006 || Email || [[secret identity]] || [[HR:sbemail142.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:44
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| rowspan="2" |January 30, 2006 || Email || [[technology]] || [[HR:sbemail143.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:47
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| Menu || [[Podstar Runner]] || [[Podstar:|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 6, 2006 || Email || [[narrator]] || [[HR:sbemail144.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 13, 2006 || Short || [[500 The Cheats]] || [[HR:500cheats.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:32
|-
| Email || [[myths & legends]] || [[HR:sbemail145.html|watch]] || 5 || 2:55
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| February 20, 2006 || Email || [[pop-up]] || [[HR:sbemail146.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:12
|-
| February 27, 2006 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] || [[HR:answer13.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:24
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| February 28, 2006 || Uncategorized || [[Flashforward]] || || 0 || 1:50
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| March 6, 2006 || Email || [[lady fan]] || [[HR:sbemail147.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
|-
| March 13, 2006 || Email || [[disconnected]] || [[HR:sbemail148.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
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| March 21, 2006 || Email || [[candy product]] || [[HR:sbemail149.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:01
|-
| March 27, 2006 || Short || [[Sbemail 150?!?]] || [[HR:149pernt5.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:46
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| April 4, 2006 || Email || [[alternate universe]] || [[HR:sbemail150.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:52
|-
| April 24, 2006 || Game || [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] || [[HR:dman3.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| May 3, 2006 || Email || [[senior prom]] || [[HR:kotpoptoon.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:16
|-
| May 16, 2006 || Email || [[isp]] || [[HR:sbemail152.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:23
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| July 3, 2006 || Toon || [[Weclome Back]] || [[HR:weclomeback.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:37
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| rowspan="2" | July 10, 2006 || Email || [[redesign]] || [[HR:sbemail153.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:46
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| Game || [[Kid Speedy]] || [[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play]] || (N/A) || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" | July 17, 2006 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] || [[HR:tgs11.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:32
|-
| Game || Kid Speedy version 1.new || [[Videlectrix:kidspeedy.html|play]] || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="2" |July 25, 2006 || Short || [[Summer Short Shorts]] || [[HR:shortshorts.html|watch]] || 3 || 2:52
|-
| Puppet Stuff || Homestar vs. Very Very Little Girl || [[HR:shortshorts_little.swf|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| July 31, 2006 || Email || [[keep cool]] || [[HR:sbemail154.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:33
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| August 7, 2006 || Email || [[theme song]] || [[HR:sbemail155.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:56
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| August 14, 2006 || Short || [[No Hands On Deck!]] || [[HR:deck.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:07
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| August 21, 2006 || Toon || [[Strongest Man in the World]] || [[HR:10years.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:25
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| September 4, 2006 || Email || [[road trip]] || [[HR:sbemail156.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:18
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| September 11, 2006 || Email || [[trading cards]] || [[HR:sbemail157.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| September 18, 2006 || Email || [[cliffhangers]] || [[HR:sbemail158.html|watch]] || 3 || 1:58
|-
| September 25, 2006 || Uncategorized || [[Lappynapped!]] || [[HR:lappynapped.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:02
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| October 2, 2006 || Email || [[retirement|retirement A]] || [[Mirror:sbemail159a.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 3:57
|-
| October 3, 2006 || Email || [[retirement|retirement B]] || [[Mirror:sbemail159b.html|watch]] || (N/A) || 2:48
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| October 9, 2006 || Email || [[retirement|retirement (combined)]] || [[HR:sbemail159.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:53
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| rowspan="2" |October 22, 2006 || Email || [[coloring]] || [[HR:sbemail160.html|watch]] || 5 || 3:56
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| Uncategorized || [[Limozeen Coloring Book|1989 Limozeen "Ladies, We're Staying In Room 302 At The Ramada" Tour Coloring Book]] || [[HR:limo_coloringbook.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="6" | October 27, 2006 || Uncategorized || [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 1 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Why Come Only One Girl?]] || || 1 || 4:03
|-
| Toon || In Search Of The Yello Dello Deleted Scene #4 || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] || || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Halloween Awards Show]] || || 1 || 2:15
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Flash's 10th Birthday]] || || 0 || 1:29
|-
| October 30, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Hallow-day]] || [[HR:hallowday.html|watch]] || 5 || 5:14
|-
| November 6, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '06]] || [[HR:costumes06.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:06
|-
| November 13, 2006 || Email || [[4 branches]] || [[HR:sbemail161.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:55
|-
| November 21, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Let us give TANKS!]] || [[HR:ccdo5.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:00
|-
| December 4, 2006 || Email || [[the chair]] || [[HR:sbemail162.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:58
|-
| December 10, 2006 || Email || [[what I want]] || [[HR:sbemail163.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:29
|-
| December 18, 2006 || Holiday Toon || [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] || [[HR:dweenshorts.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:05
|-
| January 22, 2007 || Email || [[looking old]] || [[HR:sbemail164.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:18
|-
| rowspan="5" | January 28, 2007 || Menu || [[Viidelectrix]] || [[Videlectrix:vii|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[StrongBadZone]] (Viidelectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/sbzone.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Secret Collect.]] (Videlectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/secret.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Kid Speedy]] Version 1.TWII || [[Videlectrix:vii/ks.html|play]] || 4 || (N/A)
|-
| Game || [[Population: Tire]] (Videlectrix) || [[Videlectrix:vii/pop_tire.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| January 29, 2007 || Email || [[strong badathlon]] || [[HR:sbemail165.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:39
|-
| February 5, 2007 || Email || [[unnatural]] || [[HR:sbemail166.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:10
|-
| rowspan="2" | February 12, 2007 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]] || [[HR:tgs12.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:20
|-
| Menu || [[TV Time Toons Menu|New Stuff TV Time Toons Menu]] || [[HR:toons.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| February 20, 2007 || Email || [[the movies]] || [[HR:sbemail167.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:51
|-
| February 26, 2007 || Short || [[KOT's VOQPCS!]] || [[HR:kotpopshow.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:54
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| March 5, 2007 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] || [[HR:answer14.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:06
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| rowspan="3" |March 12, 2007 || Email || [[your funeral]] || [[HR:sbemail168.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:56
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| Game || [[TROGDOR!]] (Viidelectrix) || || 3 || (N/A)
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| Game || [[Duck Guardian One]] (Viidelectrix) || || 0 || (N/A)
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| March 19, 2007 || Short || [[Drive-Thru]] || [[HR:drivethru.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:19
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| March 26, 2007 || Short || [[An Important Rap Song]] || [[HR:2manyknives.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:01
|-
| April 9, 2007 || Email || [[from work]] || [[HR:sbemail169.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:34
|-
| April 16, 2007 || Email || [[rough copy]] || [[HR:sbemail170.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:33
|-
| April 24, 2007 || Toon || [[Date Nite]] || [[HR:datenite.html|watch]] || 1 || 4:17
|-
| April 26, 2007 || Email || [[Accent]] || || 0 || 3:03
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| April 30, 2007 || Short || [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]] || [[HR:169lostdvd.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:15
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| May 7, 2007 || Email || [[underlings]] || [[HR:sbemail171.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:11
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| May 15, 2007 || Toon || [[DNA Evidence]] || [[HR:DNA.html|watch]] || 2 || 5:35
|-
| (May 2007?) || Email || [[Comic Book Movie]] || || 0 || 3:39
|-
| May 21, 2007 || Email || [[more armies]] || [[HR:sbemail172.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:40
|-
| rowspan="2" | May 28, 2007 || Short || [[One Two, One Two]] || [[HR:onetwo.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:31
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| Game || [[MixMastah 800]] || [[HR:onetwomixer.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| rowspan="5" | June 5, 2007 || Uncategorized || [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]] FBI Warning/Menus || || 2 || (N/A)
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Email Intros, Part Two]] || || 0 || 6:07
|-
| Uncategorized || [[160 Seconds]] || || 0 || 3:02
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Space Program Alternate Take]] || || 0 || 1:11
|-
| Uncategorized || [[Alternate Universe Video]] || || 0 || 0:34
|-
| June 11, 2007 || Email || [[the paper]] || [[HR:sbemail173.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:08
|-
| June 18, 2007 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] || [[HR:tgs13.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:23
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| June 26, 2007 || Short || [[Ever and More!]] || [[HR:helmets.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:50
|-
| July 16, 2007 || Game || [[Where's an Egg?]] || [[videlectrix:wheresanegg.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| July 24, 2007 || Main Page || [[Main Page 24]] || [[HR:main24.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| August 7, 2007 || Short || [[Quality Time]] || [[HR:qualitytime.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:48
|-
| August 13, 2007 || Email || [[mini-golf]] || [[HR:sbemail174.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:27
|-
| August 20, 2007 || Email || [[concert]] || [[HR:sbemail175.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:26
|-
| August 27, 2007 || Email || [[hygiene]] || [[HR:sbemail176.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:06
|-
| September 3, 2007 ||Email || [[original]] || [[HR:sbemail177.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:30
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| September 10, 2007 || Email || [[bike thief]] || [[HR:sbemail178.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:56
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| September 17, 2007 || Short || [[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]] || [[HR:limozloshy.html|watch]] || 1 || 6:10
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| September 24, 2007 || Email || [[pizza joint]] || [[HR:sbemail179.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:09
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| October 1, 2007 || Email || [[slumber party]] || [[HR:sbemail180.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:11
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 8, 2007 || Email || [[web comics]] || [[HR:sbemail181.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:34
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| Game || [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]] || [[HR:stinko_comic.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
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| October 15, 2007 || Email || [[business trip]] || [[HR:sbemail182.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:41
|-
| October 23, 2007 || Puppet Stuff || [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] || [[HR:marshiepuppet.swf|watch]] || 2 || 2:22
|-
| October 25, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2 Teaser]] || [[HR:ween07_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:43
|-
| October 29, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Jibblies 2]] || [[HR:ween07.html|watch]] || 8 || 6:44
|-
| November 5, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '07]] || [[HR:costumes2007.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:08
|-
| rowspan="3" | November 12, 2007 || Powered by the Cheat || [[Rap Song]] || [[HR:rapsong.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:40
|-
| Toon || [[The Limozeen Advantage]] || || 0 || 3:43
|-
| Game || [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|Where's The Cheat?]] || || (N/A) || (N/A)
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| November 19, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Toikey TV]] || [[HR:thanks07.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:30
|-
| November 27, 2007 || Email || [[yes, wrestling]] || [[HR:sbemail183.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:40
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| December 3, 2007 || Email || [[diorama]] || [[HR:sbemail184.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:43
|-
| December 10, 2007 || Email || [[nightlife]] || [[HR:sbemail185.html|watch]] || 4 || 4:12
|-
| December 17, 2007 || Holiday Toon || [[Happy Dethemberween]] || [[HR:dethemberween.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:51
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| January 7, 2008 || Email || [[environment]] || [[HR:sbemail186.html|watch]] || 4 || 3:26
|-
| January 14, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Trogday 08]] || [[HR:trogday08.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:15
|-
| January 21, 2008 || Email || [[winter pool]] || [[HR:sbemail187.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:06
|-
| January 28, 2008 || Email || [[fan club]] || [[HR:sbemail188.html|watch]] || 5 || 4:26
|-
| February 3, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Sloshybowl]] || [[HR:sloshybowl.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:33
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| February 4, 2008 || Email || [[pet show]] || [[HR:sbemail189.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:44
|-
| February 11, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] || [[HR:bigouting.html|watch]] || 0 || 4:47
|-
| February 19, 2008 || Email || [[licensed]] || [[HR:sbemail190.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:30
|-
| February 25, 2008 || Marzipan's <br />Answering Machine || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] || [[HR:answer15.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:30
|-
| February 29, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || [http://www.videlectrix.com/storeflash/nonsequitur.swf watch] || 0 || 1:10
|-
| March 3, 2008 || Email || [[buried]] || [[HR:sbemail191.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:55
|-
| March 10, 2008 || Short|| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] || [[HR:blubbos.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:53
|-
| March 17, 2008 || Short || [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]] || [[HR:limolive.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:53
|-
| March 24, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Rotten Eggs]] || [[HR:rotteneggs.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:40
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| March 31, 2008 || Email || [[shapeshifter]] || [[HR:sbemail192.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:07
|-
| April 1, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[Strong Bad Gameways]] || [[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch]] || (N/A) || 1:53
|-
| April 7, 2008 || Email || [[rated]] || [[HR:sbemail193.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:35
|-
| rowspan="2" | April 10, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] || [[HR:sbcg4ap.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:00
|-
| Game Trailer || [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] || [http://www.telltalegames.com/images/flash/strongbad_gameplay_trailer.swf watch] || 0 || 2:00
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| April 14, 2008 || Short || [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] || [[HR:stuckincraw.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:00
|-
| April 21, 2008 || Email || [[specially marked]] || [[HR:sbemail194.html|watch]] || 3 || 3:08
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| May 5, 2008 || Uncategorized || [[Workin' on the Game]] || [[HR:gamework.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:30
|-
| May 12, 2008 || Teen Girl Squad || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] || [[HR:tgs14.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:40
|-
| May 26, 2008 || Email || [[love poems]] || [[HR:sbemail195.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:26
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| June 9, 2008 || Short || [[Play Date]] || [[HR:playdate.html|watch]] || 2 || 2:46
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| June 16, 2008 || Short || [[Somber Vacation]] || [[HR:somber.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
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| June 30, 2008 || Short || [[The Baloneyman]] || [[HR:baloneyman.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:48
|-
| July 14, 2008 || Email || [[hiding]] || [[HR:sbemail196.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:48
|-
| July 21, 2008 || Email || [[your edge]] || [[HR:sbemail197.html|watch]] || 3 || 4:00
|-
| July 28, 2008 || Short || [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] || [[HR:ccdo6.html|watch]] || 2 || 4:10
|-
| rowspan="2" | August 11, 2008 || SBCG4AP || [[Homestar Ruiner]] || || ||
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| Email || [[magic trick]] || [[HR:sbemail198.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:52
|-
| August 18, 2008 || Powered by The Cheat || [[Trudgemank]] || [[HR:Trudgemank.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:47
|-
| August 25, 2008 || Main Page || [[Main Page 25]] || [[HR:main25.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| September 8, 2008 || Email || [[being mean]] || [[HR:sbemail199.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:26
|-
| rowspan="2" | September 15, 2008 || SBCG4AP || [[Strong Badia the Free]] || || ||
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| Short || [[Place ya bets!]] || [[HR:sbemail199andahalf.html|watch]] || 0 || 1:30
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| September 19, 2008 || Short || [[Page Load Error]] || [[HR:sbemail200.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:26
|-
| rowspan="3" | September 23, 2008 || Email || [[email thunder]] || [[HR:sbemailtwohundred.html|watch]] || 9 || 5:10
|-
| Email || [[Hremails|Hremail 49]] || [[HR:hremail49.html|watch]] || 0 || 0:11
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| Email || [[Hremails|Hremail 24]] || [[HR:hremail24.html|watch]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| October 20, 2008 || Holiday Short || [[Costume Commercial]] || [[HR:costumecommercial.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:11
|-
| rowspan="2" | October 27, 2008 || Holiday || [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser]] || [[HR:ween08_teaser.html|watch]] || 1 || 0:41
|-
| SBCG4AP || [[Baddest of the Bands]] || || ||
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| October 30, 2008 || Holiday || [[Most in the Graveyard]] || [[HR:ween08.html|watch]] || 7 || 6:25
|-
| rowspan="2" | November 10, 2008 || Holiday Toon || [[Fan Costumes '08]] || [[HR:costumes08.html|watch]] || 0 || 3:57
|-
| Puppet Stuff || [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] || [[HR:dangeresquePS1.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:10
|-
| November 17, 2008 || SBCG4AP || [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] || || ||
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| | November 24, 2008 || Holiday || [[Twenty THANXty Six]] || [[HR:stinkoturkey.html|watch]] || 0 || 2:14
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| December 1, 2008 || Game || [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] || [[HR:dangeresque.html|play]] || 0 || (N/A)
|-
| December 8, 2008 || Short || [[Coach Z's 110%]] || [[HR:cz110.html|watch]] || 1 || 1:42
|-
| rowspan="2" | December 15, 2008 || Holiday || [[Hooked on Decemberween]] || [[HR:xmas08_album.html|watch]] || 0 || 6:58
|-
| SBCG4AP || [[8-Bit Is Enough]] || || ||
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| December 22, 2008 || Holiday || [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] || [[HR:xmas08.html|watch]] || 0 || 5:27
|-
| Jamurary 26, 2009|| Uncategorized || [[Hremail 62]] || [[HR:hremail62.html|watch]] || 1 || 3:06
|-
| February 2, 2009|| Uncategorized || [[Hremail 2000]] || [[HR:hremail2000.html|watch]] || 2 || 3:09
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| February 9, 2009|| Short || [[Best Caper Ever]] || [[HR:bestcaper.html|watch]] || 1 || 2:43
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| February 16, 2009 || Short || [[4 Gregs]] || [[HR:4gregs.html|watch] || 0 || 3:20
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|}

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Lists]]

Best Caper Ever

Theyellowdart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:24:31 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Goofs */ Legit. Also, may need a reword maybe?

{{toonnav|Shorts|bestcaper|Coach Z's 110%|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{subtitlesLinks|bestcaper}}

[[Image:Best Caper Ever.png|thumb|"Ooh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is shorter than the other again."]]

Strong Bad somehow manages to pull off the best caper ever... if he could only remember it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[The Arctic]], [[The House Of The Brothers Strong]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, February 9, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:43 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 3:09 actual

'''Page Title:''' Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!

==Transcript==
''{slow fade to a closeup of Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, what should I do today? ''{takes a deep breath and turns the other way}'' I just wonder what I should be doing today, you know? ''{shakes head}'' I just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doing today?

''{cut to a long shot of Homestar standing alone on an ice floe, with an iceberg visible in the back}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man. ''{the echo is heard; Homestar looks around}''

''{cut to a closer shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is shorter than the other again. ''{Homestar lifts his right leg and lets it swing freely}'' ''{softly}'' It doesn't touch.

''{cut to a long overhead shot of Homestar drifting which crossfades to a slightly grainy black and white picture with the legend Satellite Feed in the lower right corner}''

''{camera pulls back to reveal the TV is sitting in The House of The Brothers Strong}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you have, like, no idea how we pulled this off?

''{reverse shot of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the television}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's retrace our steps. We stole Homestar's melonade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{nodding}'' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made pee-pee in said melondade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{embarrassed affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now he's on a tiny ice floe in the middle of the Arctic somehow.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we might be missing a couple key steps there.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man! This is like our best caper ever, and we don't even remember what we did!?

''{cut back to Homestar. A black lump can be seen floating off to frame left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass! ''{singsong}'' Thanks for stopping by! ''{cut to a medium shot}'' Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot! ''{Homestar looks over his shoulder, annoyed}'' Hm! ''{He starts shaking his body in random directions, grunting}'' Oh, That is it, satellite phone! You've poked me for the last time! ''{He tosses the phone into the ocean}'' You too, flare gun. ''{He drops the gun into the ocean}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, lying on the carpet}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're sure you don't remember like tricking Homestar to get onto a cargo plane, ''{sketch of Homestar running towards a plane with a sign saying "Free Pile" appears over them}'' maybe bribing some walruses, ''{sketch of The Cheat with feet giving money to three walruses appears and fade}'' or like experimenting with the folding of space-time? ''{sketch of a diagram of a black hole, The Cheat with [[Cool Shades|glasses]], and math equations}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{negative The Cheat response}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, the only thing we know for certain is you made wee ''{a picture of a glass of melonade appears}'' in Homestar's melonade and he's stuck ''{picture of a globe appears with a circle around it pointing to a tiny Homestar}'' on the other side of the globe in which we mysteriously have satellite coverage. ''{a satellite appears next to the globe}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps up, makes scared The Cheat noise}''

''{cut back to a medium shot of Homestar standing on the ice floe}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, ''just maybe'', this ''{close-up of Homestar}'' isn't Marzipan's new patio. I should probably yell for help.

''{cut to a long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry! ''{echo is heard}''

''{cut back to a close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry sounds like the kind of guy that could get me out of this jam!

''{cut back to long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice breaking}'' Larry! ''{echo}''

''{cut back to close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar? ''{echo}''

''{cut to a medium shot. Strong Sad is drifting in frame left, reading a book}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, would you please keep it down?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great! Strong Sad! You're a polar bear, right?

''{close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube, so future generations can thaw me out ''{cut back to a medium shot of the two of them}'' and marvel at my same length legs!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...

''{black card with an iceberg and the word "end." appears}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period to see a scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat at Bubs' Concession Stand.
:''{The Cheat is on the counter of the stand, beside Bubs, while Strong Bad looks on. A sign is taped on the counter, reading, "BUBS A VET NOW! GET IT?"}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{to Strong Bad}'' And I'm gonna need you to fill ''this'' up.
:''{He takes out a trash can, which has a fill line drawn on it and a "Grody Sample" label taped to it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{suddenly angry}'' I'm not looking at The Cheat!
:''{Strong Bad looks surprised}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Clinical testing of urine and stool samples are among the diagnostic procedures commonly performed by doctors and veterinarians.
*[[Wikipedia: Spacetime|Space-time]] is a mathematical model that combines space and time into a single entity.
===Goofs===
*When Homestar yells for Larry the water sparkles extend over the horizon.

===Inside References===
*The Cheat sabotaged Homestar's [[melonade]] by [[peeing]] into it.
*One of the people that Homestar called out for help was [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|himself]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!" title is referring to the cartoon's unfortunate timing; it was released the day after 134 people were rescued from a freeflowing sheet of ice that broke off into [[Wikipedia:Lake Erie|Lake Erie]].[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090207/ap_on_re_us/ice_floe_fishermen]

==External Links==
*[[HR:bestcaper.html|Watch "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[HR:bestcaper.swf|View the Flash file for "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[Forum:15095|forum thread re: "Best Caper Ever"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:18:39 GMT

Theyellowdart: cleaning up and stuff

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">'''I'm Back, full-time'''<br /><small>As of now, I have returned to the Wiki. Now go to some cartwheels. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)</small></div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Create a new, worthy article.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

==A Few of Many of My Tips To BEAT TEH SYSTEM!!1!==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
*** Soxred93 has quit (Connection timed out)
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*** Soxred93 has quit (Excess Flood)
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Dragons

Theyellowdart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:09:57 GMT

Theyellowdart: rv. No, this way there is continuity with other articles

{{about|dragons themselves}} {{foremail|dragon}}

These are all the '''[[Wikipedia:dragon|dragons]]''' found in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].
__TOC__
== Dragons of email [[dragon]]==
{| width="100%"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| style="padding-right:16px; border-right:1px solid #AAA" width="50%" |
===Trogdor the Burninator===
[[Image:A_dragon.PNG|thumb|Trogdor]]
:''Main Article: [[Trogdor]]

| style="padding-left:16px" width="50%" |
===Strong Mad's Attempt===
[[Image:Dragon Attempt - Strong Mad.PNG|thumb|DAGRON]]
[[Strong Mad]]'s attempt at drawing a dragon consisted of carving the word "'''DAGRON'''" into the table with an X-acto knife.

|- style="vertical-align:top"
| style="padding-right:16px; border-right:1px solid #AAA" |

===The S is for Sucks Dragon===
[[Image:sucks trogdor.png|thumb|The S is for Sucks]]
:''Main Article: [[The S is for Sucks Dragon]]''

| style="padding-left:16px" |
===Homsar's Attempt===
[[Image:Dragon Attempt - Homsar.PNG|thumb|Taster's Choice]]
[[Homsar]] correctly spelled "'''[[Wikipedia:Nescafé|Taster's Choice]]'''" and taped his piece of paper to the table.

|- style="vertical-align:top"
| style="padding-right:16px; border-right:1px solid #AAA" |

===Wormdingler===
[[Image:Coach z trogdor.PNG|thumb|Wormdingler]]
:''Main article: [[Wormdingler]]''

| style="padding-left:16px" |
===Strong Sad's Dragon===
[[Image:Strong sad trogdor.PNG|thumb|A little chiaroscuro shading]]
[[Strong Sad]] tried to improve on his older brother's methods, but '''his dragon''' was unfortunately destroyed by the [[BMW Lighter]]. It is later seen hanging on [[Dangeresque]]'s wall in the [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].
|}

== Other dragons ==
{| width="100%"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| style="padding-right:16px; border-right:1px solid #AAA" width="50%" |
=== Atari Dragon ===
[[Image:ataridragon.png|thumb|100px|Freakin' Duck]]
:''Main article: [[Atari Dragon]]''

| style="padding-left:16px" width="50%" |
=== Multi-Function Dragon ===
[[Image:sheep eating dragon.png|thumb|*buuuuurp*]]
:''Main article: [[Multi-Function Dragon]]''

|- style="vertical-align:top"
| style="padding-right:16px; border-right:1px solid #AAA" width="50%" |
=== Trogador ===
[[Image:Trogador.PNG|thumb|"Waah! Trogador!"]]
:''Main article: [[Trogador]]''

| style="padding-left:16px" width="50%" |
=== Chinese Food Dragon ===
[[Image:GeneralTsoDragon.png|thumb]]
An image of a dragon appears on containers of [[General Tso's Chicken]] as well as on the [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]].
|}
{{sectionstub}}

[[Category:Character Variations]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Best Caper Ever

Theyellowdart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:08:21 GMT

Theyellowdart: undid revision 628758;I think it goes this way. Or I could just be making a fool out of myself :,(

{{toonnav|Shorts|bestcaper|Coach Z's 110%|Strong Bad Sings}}
{{subtitlesLinks|bestcaper}}

[[Image:Best Caper Ever.png|thumb|"Ooh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is shorter than the other again."]]

Strong Bad somehow manages to pull off the best caper ever... if he could only remember it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[The Arctic]], [[The House Of The Brothers Strong]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, February 9, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 2:43 [[TV Time Toons Menu|official]], 3:09 actual

'''Page Title:''' Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!

==Transcript==
''{slow fade to a closeup of Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, what should I do today? ''{takes a deep breath and turns the other way}'' I just wonder what I should be doing today, you know? ''{shakes head}'' I just can't seem to stop wondering what I maybe might could be should be doing today?

''{cut to a long shot of Homestar standing alone on an ice floe, with an iceberg visible in the back}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man. ''{the echo is heard; Homestar looks around}''

''{cut to a closer shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, I know! I can pretend that one leg is shorter than the other again. ''{Homestar lifts his right leg and lets it swing freely}'' ''{softly}'' It doesn't touch.

''{cut to a long overhead shot of Homestar drifting which crossfades to a slightly grainy black and white picture with the legend Satellite Feed in the lower right corner}''

''{camera pulls back to reveal the TV is sitting in The House of The Brothers Strong}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So you have, like, no idea how we pulled this off?

''{reverse shot of Strong Bad and The Cheat watching the television}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's retrace our steps. We stole Homestar's melonade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{nodding}'' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made pee-pee in said melondade.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{embarrassed affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now he's on a tiny ice floe in the middle of the Arctic somehow.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{enthusiastic affirmative The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I think we might be missing a couple key steps there.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{shrugging}'' ''{uncertain The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man! This is like our best caper ever, and we don't even remember what we did!?

''{cut back to Homestar. A black lump can be seen floating off to frame left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Bye, bloated sea lion carcass! ''{singsong}'' Thanks for stopping by! ''{cut to a medium shot}'' Marzipan, we've got to have them over more often. They are a riot! ''{Homestar looks over his shoulder, annoyed}'' Hm! ''{He starts shaking his body in random directions, grunting}'' Oh, That is it, satellite phone! You've poked me for the last time! ''{He tosses the phone into the ocean}'' You too, flare gun. ''{He drops the gun into the ocean}''

''{cut back to Strong Bad and The Cheat, lying on the carpet}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're sure you don't remember like tricking Homestar to get onto a cargo plane, ''{sketch of Homestar running towards a plane with a sign saying "Free Pile" appears over them}'' maybe bribing some walruses, ''{sketch of The Cheat with feet giving money to three walruses appears and fade}'' or like experimenting with the folding of space-time? ''{sketch of a diagram of a black hole, The Cheat with [[Cool Shades|glasses]], and math equations}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{negative The Cheat response}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, the only thing we know for certain is you made wee ''{a picture of a glass of melonade appears}'' in Homestar's melonade and he's stuck ''{picture of a globe appears with a circle around it pointing to a tiny Homestar}'' on the other side of the globe in which we mysteriously have satellite coverage. ''{a satellite appears next to the globe}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noise}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm taking you to the vet!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{leaps up, makes scared The Cheat noise}''

''{cut back to a medium shot of Homestar standing on the ice floe}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right. At this point, I'm willing to admit that maybe, ''just maybe'', this ''{close-up of Homestar}'' isn't Marzipan's new patio. I should probably yell for help.

''{cut to a long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry! ''{echo is heard}''

''{cut back to a close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Larry sounds like the kind of guy that could get me out of this jam!

''{cut back to long shot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice breaking}'' Larry! ''{echo}''

''{cut back to close-up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Homestar? ''{echo}''

''{cut to a medium shot. Strong Sad is drifting in frame left, reading a book}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, would you please keep it down?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, great! Strong Sad! You're a polar bear, right?

''{close-up of Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Use your frost breath to turn me into an ice cube, so future generations can thaw me out ''{cut back to a medium shot of the two of them}'' and marvel at my same length legs!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Boy, did I pick the wrong hemisphere to aimlessly drift through this year...

''{black card with an iceberg and the word "end." appears}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period to see a scene with Strong Bad and The Cheat at Bubs' Concession Stand.
:''{The Cheat is on the counter of the stand, beside Bubs, while Strong Bad looks on. A sign is taped on the counter, reading, "BUBS A VET NOW! GET IT?"}''
:'''BUBS:''' ''{to Strong Bad}'' And I'm gonna need you to fill ''this'' up.
:''{He takes out a trash can, which has a fill line drawn on it and a "Grody Sample" label taped to it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa-ho-ho. Sorry, The Cheat.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{suddenly angry}'' I'm not looking at The Cheat!
:''{Strong Bad looks surprised}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Clinical testing of urine and stool samples are among the diagnostic procedures commonly performed by doctors and veterinarians.
*[[Wikipedia: Spacetime|Space-time]] is a mathematical model that combines space and time into a single entity.

===Inside References===
*The Cheat sabotaged Homestar's [[melonade]] by [[peeing]] into it.
*One of the people that Homestar called out for help was [[Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's relationship|himself]].

===Real-World References===
*The "Total Coincidence! Not Intentional!" title is referring to the cartoon's unfortunate timing; it was released the day after 134 people were rescued from a freeflowing sheet of ice that broke off into [[Wikipedia:Lake Erie|Lake Erie]].[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090207/ap_on_re_us/ice_floe_fishermen]

==External Links==
*[[HR:bestcaper.html|Watch "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[HR:bestcaper.swf|View the Flash file for "Best Caper Ever"]]
*[[Forum:15095|forum thread re: "Best Caper Ever"]]

[[Category:Shorts]]

Talk:Definitely

Theyellowdart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:04:14 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Spoon? */ Delete

{{tbd}}
Let it be known I knew this page was incomplete when I made it. I still need help. --[[User:Jellote|Jellote]] 17:33, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
==Spoon?==
I'm not totally sure if this page merits existence. "Definitely" is a pretty common word, and it's not used in any abnormal sense in the Homestar Runner universe. The page on [[seriously]] is a different story, since it's actually been noted as Homestar Runner's catchphrase and is used in abnormal instances. This page just seems like a [[HRWiki:Spoons|spoon]]. {{User:GuardDuck/sig}} 17:55, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:I think it's an [[Talk:Awesome|awesome]] article, but that doesn't mean I think it should stay. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 17:59, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::this page has '''definitely got to go'''. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 19:02, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::'''Delete'''. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:20, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Don't be so hasty! A number of these are used in unusual ways! For example... "my definitely got stole" "wave o' definitelies" "definitelies havin' definitelies" ...Oh, wait. <small> that's something else... </small> -[[Special:Contributions/128.103.10.17|128.103.10.17]] 19:25, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Your point is? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 19:37, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::Eh, there's '''definitely''' nothing interesting or out of the ordinary about the way they used the word "definitely" in any of these examples. '''Delete'''. -{{User:YK/sig}} 19:46, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::In all seriousness, so I guess creating an article about the phrase "My good man" wouldn't work, either? I'm a little unsure if this should be deleted or not. There could become unusual contexts that we just don't remember right off the top of our heads. '''Delete until proof of unusual contexts''' --[[Special:Contributions/69.150.85.66|69.150.85.66]] 19:47, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::I just found this article in the list of [[Special:Lonelypages|Lonelypages]]. I say '''delete''' also. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:49, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Yeah, the examples given weren't out of the ordinary or remarkable at all. I also don't recall any ''actual'' times when this does get used. '''Delete'''. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:04, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

The Cheat

Theyellowdart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:58:39 GMT

Theyellowdart: two words. two different words...

{{charnav|The Cheat|cheat|Strong Bad|Strong Mad}}
[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|thumb|"Meh."]]
== Biography ==
[[Image:thecheat physiology.png|thumb|[[Physiology of The Cheat|Yet another biological mystery]]]]

'''The Cheat''', whose name includes the [[integral article]], is what could be called [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad and The Cheat's relationship|sidekick]] and [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Strong Mad and The Cheat's relationship|best friend]]. According to his [[Yearbook Character Page]], his motto is "No rule is solid". He is at knee-height (1' 2" and 18lb., or 35.56 cm and 8.17 kg) and covered with yellow fur with prominent black spots down his back. In [[secret recipes]] and [[retirement]], it is shown that The Cheat's skin is a pinkish flesh color under his fur. His arms resemble flippers (but he's still able to type and use a computer), and he doesn't have any legs to speak of. Instead, The Cheat crawls along ground, similar to a [[Wikipedia:pseudopod|pseudopod]]. He has round black eyes and a pointed [[Physiology of The Cheat#Facebone|"facebone"]]. The Cheat presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], which he is hesitant to show, as seen in his character video. In [[lunch special]], Strong Bad says The Cheat reminds him of a [[duck]].

The Cheat lives in the [[The King of Town]]'s grill which, according to [[Strong Sad]], is a nice place. The Cheat works at an unspecified tech company with [[Homestar Runner]] and Strong Bad at [[The Office]], possibly tech support. Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Cheat in [[flashback]] professes that he hatched from a giant [[egg]] (possibly making him a [[Wikipedia:Monotreme|monotreme]], an egg-laying [[Wikipedia:Mammal|mammal]]) containing a lifetime supply of fish sticks, though it's not clear if it can be taken as truth or not. No one knows when The Cheat's birthday (or Cheatday) actually is, so it is celebrated on April 18, the date on his [[cheatday|Scandinavian fake ID]], since it's the most likely day that his birthday isn't. This is strange, because if the events in [[flashback]] are true, then The Cheat would have been "born" on the day he came out of the egg. According to the client list in the [[On Point Kings]] recruitment brochure seen in [[more armies]], The Cheat has a sister. His favorite color may be blue, as suspected from [[Drive Thru]].

[[Image:TheCheatAsTheCheat.png|thumb|Now pretend this is The Cheat...]]

The Cheat is loyal to Strong Bad for many reasons. In [[privileges]], The Cheat earns points for doing things that amuse Strong Bad, and when he gets enough points, he earns extra privileges (e.g. use of the mute button on the remote control). Strong Bad pays The Cheat for his services; in [[lackey]], he reveals that The Cheat thinks that pencil shavings are legal tender, only for The Cheat to trick [[Bubs]] into accepting the shavings as cash. Strong Bad also pays The Cheat soft tacos for being his lawyer, as evidenced in e-mail [[rough copy]]. Strong Bad coerces and bullies The Cheat into being his lackey to a certain extent, and the two share a somewhat abusive relationship, particularly since Strong Bad is fond of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking him]]. In [[animal]], The Cheat was overshadowed by [[Sterrance]] when [[Strong Bad]] declared Sterrance to be "way cuter than that stupid ugly old washed-up The Cheat [he] used to have." In [[secret recipes]], Strong Bad said he had a recipe for cooking "The Chekt". It's possible that Strong Bad's bullying has given The Cheat an almost murderous hatred of him at times (as in [[secret recipes]] and [[disconnected]]). Finally, The Cheat sees Strong Bad's brother Strong Mad as a source of protection, as seen in The Cheat's character video. While The Cheat is more than willing to help Strong Bad in his schemes of obvious [[List of crimes committed by Strong Bad|illegitimacy]], it must be noted that he isn't very good at it. Whenever he and Strong Bad try to pull off a heist, prank, etc., The Cheat usually screws something up and thus causes the plan to fail. A few examples of this are in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], and [[caper]].

[[Image:Cheatdrums.jpg|thumb|Break it down]]

The Cheat is an amateur [[Flash]] animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos first on an older orange iMac computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], and later on a [[Monosodium Dreams|newer iMac computer]] in [[redesign]]. These animations sometimes make their way into [[Strong Bad Email]]s, often even blurring "reality" with The Cheat's fantasy. The Cheat often uses his animations as an outlet for his pent-up feelings of abuse and unappreciation, rewarding his fictional self with [[trophies]], fame, and friendship. He's also a master of many [[Characters' Instruments|instruments]]; he plays the piano, the flute, [[The Cheat's keyboard|the keyboard]],{{ref|1}} the drums,{{ref|2}} the guitar,{{ref|3}} and his [[The Cheat's Record Player|record player]].{{ref|4}} He also is a [[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment|music producer]], doing remixes for The Geddup Noise ([[geddup noise]]) and the King of Town's New Jam, "Not Talkin' 'bout Butter" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]) under the name "DJ Teh Cheat." Also, as evidenced by scenes in [[Seasonal Sweaters]] and [[No Hands On Deck!]], he can knit. According to Strong Bad, he is [[rough copy|"the best lawyer soft tacos can buy"]], but since his idea of suing is throwing water bombs at the defendant, this statement might not be sound. However, his aim with water bombs is so good, he can hit Strong Sad from three football fields away.

[[Image:FleaPrisonRiot.png|thumb|[[retirement|Flea Prison Riot!]]]]

The Cheat's less admirable qualities include being [[Smoking#The Cheat's Smoking|addicted to cigarettes]], and extensive use of [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] on the computer. His [[Contacts|AIM screenname]] is ''Cheatachu72''. He also seems to possess [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explosive properties]], which can cause his head to explode with no lasting effects. It is debated exactly what triggers it, since The Cheat's [[Physiology of The Cheat|anatomy]] provides no information about the subject. It could be triggered chemically (i.e. [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|carbonated drinks and Pop Rocks]]), when the brain is being overworked, such as in [[pizzaz|states of confusion]], or even for [[couch patch|no apparent reason]]. The most spectacular display was in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he was shaken by Strong Mad and thrown into the air. This provided a huge explosion resembling fireworks. The Cheat once had a battle with insomnia, as Strong Bad recounted in [[bedtime story]], due to watching a shockumentary about gingivitis. To go to sleep, he needs [[The Denzel]], a glass of [[suudsu]], and a story about him and [[Moses Malone]], followed by a chainsaw lullaby. Failing that, two or three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] are used. The Cheat also attracts fleas, as seen in [[retirement]]. As explained in [[bottom 10]], The Cheat has a foul stench when he is wet. He is a very good swimmer, however, as seen in [[keep cool]], when he easily skims across the surface of the water in a fashion similar to a speedboat.

[[Image:TheCheat 3D variation.PNG|thumb|3D The Cheat!]]
Despite these issues, ladies are often attracted to The Cheat. Strong Bad advises his fans to use a cute pet like The Cheat to attract women in both [[lady...ing]] and [[lady fan]]. At times, however, The Cheat's charms are so irresistible that ladies prefer him to Strong Bad. This is seen most clearly in [[huttah!]], in which several girls send emails indicating that they are more interested in The Cheat than Strong Bad. The Cheat's capture of so many girls' affections contrasts sharply with Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|lack of success with women]]. The Cheat [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship|seems to have a particular crush]] on [[Marzipan]], as seen in [[do over]], in which The Cheat (in Homestar-esque makeup and covered in lip-shaped lipstick marks) is seen with Marzipan. He also went out on a date with Marzipan in [[Date Nite]], but it did not work out in the end, as Marzipan found out that he had been declawed and then dumped him.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Grill]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:The Cheat Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
*[[:Category:Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Cheat toons]]

==The Cheat's Language==

The Cheat speaks entirely in a language of [[Lack of Intelligible Speech|high-pitched squeaks and growls]], which is actually called "The Cheat", that other characters apparently understand just fine. It's hinted that he knows some English, as he frequently says things that sound like fitting sentences not only in tone, but in how the words sound (for instance, in [[coloring]], he sounded out "okay"). At other times, however, it seems to be just gibberish.

According to [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|this interview]], The Cheat does all the voices in his Flash cartoons. He normally can speak only in squeaks, but can impersonate the other characters speaking English remarkably well for a The Cheat.

The Cheat also provides the voice for the character [[Firebert]] in the ''[[Cheat Commandos]] Adventures'' [[TV show]], in which he speaks entirely in his native language.

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidTheCheat.png|thumb|"(What are you going to do about it?)"]]
''{'''Page Title:''' Incredible Cheating Action!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{speaking in The Cheat with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough.
...Okay, fine.) ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his gold tooth and there is a "shing" noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''
Meh!

''{crash sound is heard, static comes up when the statue hits}''

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The Cheat's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Sneak]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Cheatball]] ([[20X6]])
*[[:Image:sbemail107.PNG|Ilko Skevüld]] ([[cheatday]])
*[[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Striped Green Rabbit|Stripéd Green Rabbit]]
*[[Wilbur]]
*[[The Cheatbot]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatfish]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatsauraus]]
*[[Tito]]
*[[Istanbul]]
*[[Szechuan Steve]]
*[[Craig]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Garfield|Garfield]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[http://www.galleryc.net/images/a403.jpg Punchy] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/fat-albert/Russell-2.jpg Russell] (from [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[http://www.aldaver.com/Images/Os/masc1996.gif Izzy] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/sig3.gif Sigmund] (from [[Wikipedia:Sid and Marty Krofft|Sid and Marty Krofft's]] [[IMDB:tt0069632|Sigmund and the Sea Monsters]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Toad (Nintendo)|Toad]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[http://membres.lycos.fr/solharis/Gizmo.jpg Gizmo] (from [[Wikipedia:Gremlins|Gremlins]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Penfold|Penfold]] (from [[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|Danger Mouse]]) in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Scud: The Disposable Assassin|Drywall]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The Cheat Evolution]]
*[[The Cheat Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]
*[[Physiology of The Cheat]]

==Sources==
#{{note|1}} [[Strong Bad Sings]], [[flag day]], [[guitar]], [[sibbie]], [[Everybody Knows It]]
#{{note|2}} [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]], [[Cool Things]], [[Weclome Back]]
#{{note|3}} [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]]
#{{note|4}} [[rampage]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch The Cheat's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_cheat.swf|view the Flash file for The Cheat's character video]]

{{Characters|Cheat}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_cheat}}

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:30:56 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* IRC Quotes */ haha, a new one

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">'''I'm Back, full-time'''<br /><small>As of now, I have returned to the Wiki. Now go to some cartwheels. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)</small></div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Transcribe one more DVD Commentary.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

== Some E-mails I sent to Strong Bad ==

*These are some emails SB should answer...
''NOTE: I actually put my real name in the emails when I send them.''

*Dear Strong Bad, You should invent your own unique type of sport. NOT crapfully yours, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Take me on a tour of your house. Is there some kind of secret dungeon you don't want me to see? Sincerely, TheYellowDart

*Dear SB, If you had a garden, what would you put in it? Cheese puffs are great, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever went to a fast food resturaunt and they messed up your order? That really makes me mad! But, I'm SURE you don't get mad. From a fellow fhqwhgad, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, if you were in charge of putting bonus features on a DVD, what would they be? Holding up a Cold One to you, TheYellowDart.

*How's it going on, Strong Bad? Hey, I was wondering if there are any Broadway-esque stage shows in Free Country, USA. Your neighborhood stalker, TheYellowDart.

==My Tips For "Beating Society"==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<NachoMan> SOMEONE ON TV SAID FLORIDA
<NachoMan> it made me think of brooksie <3
<Brooksie> awww :3
<Brooksie> in my movie there was a makeout scene
<Brooksie> and
<Brooksie> i
<Brooksie> thought
<Brooksie> of
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<Brooksie> ...
<NachoMan> :o
<Theyellowdart> umps umps umps
</pre>

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

Theyellowdart — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:21:36 GMT

Theyellowdart: How ironic!

{{pn|Baddest of the Bands|8-Bit is Enough}}

{{about|[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode}} {{for|[[Strong Bad Email]]|dangeresque 3}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Dangeresque}}

[[Image:Dangeresque 3.PNG|thumb|right|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective logo]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP Dangeresque.PNG|thumb|"If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!"]]
'''Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''' is the fourth episode of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] game series. It was written by Mark Darin and [[The Brothers Chaps]]. It has been rated E10+ for [[Alcohol]] and [[Smoking|Tobacco]] Reference, Crude Humor, and Mild Cartoon Violence by the ESRB.

The long-awaited third episode of the [[Blatant Lies|much-beloved]] and [[Poor Acting|well-acted]] [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] series is finally released to the world!

Dangeresque will have to solve a number of mysteries - Where is his father, why has Cutesy Buttons been kidnapped, and just who is the nefarious Uzi Bazooka?

'''Cast:'''
*{{film|Strong Bad}} as [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
*{{film|Homestar Runner}} as [[Dangeresque Too]] and [[Uzi Bazooka]]
*{{film|Coach Z}} as [[Renaldo]]
*{{film|The Cheat}} as [[Craig]]
*{{film|Strong Mad}} as [[Killingyouguy]]
*{{film|Marzipan}} as [[Cutesy Buttons]], [[Sultry Buttons]]
*{{film|The King of Town}} as [[Perducci]]
*{{film|Strong Sad}} as [[The Stunt Double]], [[The Monster]], [[The Informant]]
*{{film|Pom Pom}} as [[Professor Experimento]]
*{{film|Bubs}} as [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]
*{{film|Senor Cardgage}} as [[Dadgeresque]]
*{{film|The Poopsmith}} as [[Kidnapping Victim]]
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]] as Cutesy Buttons [[The Stunt Double|stunt double]]
*[[Bear Holding a Shark]] as a prehistoric robot dinosaur
*Bubtronic Security Robot as Dangcaresque Autopilot

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:'''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[Smoky Office|Office]]<br/>
[[Strong Badia|Strongborneo]]<br/> 
[[Computer Room|Secret Lab]]<br/>
[[Club Technochocolate|Old Club]]<br/>
[[The King of Town's Castle|Catacombs]]<br/>
[[Marzipan's House|Cutsey's House]]<br/>
[[The Stone Bridge|Venice/Tokyo/Paris/Ireland/Cairo]]<br/>
[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|The Sun]]<br/>
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The Field|Brainblow City]]<br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Drive-Thru Whale|Agent Blue]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[The Stick|Stickanee Tree]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Snap Shak|Photo Booth]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Brainblow City Prison]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[The Gremlin|DangCar-esque]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">Helicopter set</span><br>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Kiddie Pool|Shark Pond]]</span>
|}

'''Date:''' November 17th, 2008

==Preview Transcript==
[[Image:Dangeresque 3 Preview.png|thumb|"Take the shot!"]]
''{The "On the next episode of SBCG4AP..." screen is shown.}''

''{Homestar as Dangeresque Too? is in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispers}'' Okay, now? Okay—

''{Strong Bad as Dangeresque peers from behind Bubs' Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispers}'' Shut up! We're rolling!

''{The screen flares "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'" in blue text, but then fades into orange text. A slight beat starts.}''

''{Strong Bad and Homestar are sitting in the [[Gremlin]]. The Cheat can just barely be seen running past the car with a tree to simulate movement.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm wanted outside Brainblow City for "''Undisclothed'' Violations". If I go beyond this point, I could be shot on sight!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sounding annoyed}'' Take the shot!

''{The screen flares "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" in blue text, but then fades to orange, just like the last caption.}''

''{Homestar is back in the Field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You got what you had coming to you, ''{he takes off his Dangeresque, Too? glasses}'' Toe-fu!

''{The screen flares "DANGERESQUE 3: The Criminal Projective" in the same manner as "HOMESTAR RUNNER is 'Dangeresque, Too?'" and "STRONG BAD is 'Dangeresque'", then the text zooms into orange and displays "New episode every month!"}''

''{Homestar and Strong Bad are on top of Bubs' Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

''{Homestar and Strong Bad jump off of Bubs' Stand, the screen freezes and fades a little into orange and displays on the Wii version "Play it on Wiiware", and on the PC version, "www.telltalegames.com".}''

== Inventory ==
*Ace of Spades
*Branch
*Blueprints
*Charity Card
*[[Cheatball|Creature Card]]
*[[Credenza]]
*Diamond
*[[Minor Foods|Diet Brown]]
*Fancy Flower
*Formula
*Hubcaps
*[[Big Knife|Large Knife]]
*Launch Codes
*Numbered Card
*[[Nunchuck Gun]]
*Old Receipt
*[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|Painting]]
*Romantic Photo
*Ruby
*Safety Scissors
*Small Rock
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (with shovel attachment)
*Time Card
*Trivia Card
*Toy Heart
*Trinket
*Yellow Hair

== Ranks ==
#Dead Informant
#Arms and Legs Dealer
#Unfunny Sidekick
#Doomed Eye Candy
#B-List Action Star
#12-Fingered Henchman
#Cop on the Edge
#Septuple Agent
#Vaguely European Villain
#Suave Super-Savior
#Codename: Awesome!

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Strong Sad's costume in the Catacombs is a [[wikipedia:Motion capture#Optical: Passive Markers|passive optical marker motion capture suit]], or at least an approximation of one. It is similar to the "motion capture suit" worn by [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Sample Of Style Too]].
*Dangeresque Too's answer when asked about the trinket ("The doctor is his MOTHER!") is the solution to a [[wikipedia:Situation puzzle|lateral-thinking conundrum]]. The conundrum goes "a boy and his father stalled their car on a set of train tracks. A train hit the car, killing the father and wounding the boy. When the boy was taken to the hospital, the doctor on duty exclaimed "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" How can this be?"
*A "romcom" is a [[wikipedia:Romantic comedy|romantic comedy]].
*[[wikipedia:Billy Dee Williams|Billy Dee Williams]] is an American actor best known for playing Lando Calrissian in Star Wars.
*"Post", mentioned when Dangeresque first meets the monster in the catacombs, refers to [[wikipedia:Post-production|post-production]].
*Pick-ups are minor shots filmed during post-production in order to augment footage already filmed.
*The Irish Informant's name, Cecil van Gough, combines Cecil, a common first name in Ireland, with [[wikipedia:Vincent van Gogh|Vincent van Gogh]], an artist — which makes his job as an art critic unsurprising.
*The Tokyo Informant's name, Stoolie Rat Weasel, is a hint. A stoolie (stool pigeon) is an informant, rat is also informally used to mean an informant, and weasel is informally used to mean a deceitful person. (The presence of Perducci's bullet in Tokyo is also a hint, among other things.)
*An "[[Wikipedia:Uzi|Uzi]]" is a type of submachine gun, and a "[[Wikipedia:Bazooka|bazooka]]" is a type of rocket launcher.

===Trivia===
*This is the first episode of SBCG4AP where the House of Strong cannot be navigated, and the first episode not to have a [[Teen Girl Squad]] comic.
*This is also the first SBCG4AP which doesn't feature Homsar.
*It's also the first SBCG4AP where [[Strong Badia]] isn't linked to [[The Field]].
*It's also the first SBCG4AP in which [[Mike Chapman]] does a voice, namely the voice of Craig.
*A blooper from this game of Bubs' line "Oh, you know him more than you know that you know that you know... him... or somethin'." was put on the website as [[Quote of the Week]] on 11th September 2008, just over two months before the game's release.
*Strong Bad had said in [[stunt double]] that Dangeresque 3 would be in 3D. However, it was depicted as an [[Wikipedia: anaglyph image|anaglyph image]] rather than a [[Wikipedia: computer generated image|computer generated image]].
*The end credits for the movie itself read:
<blockquote>
Written and directed by Strong Bad<br>
<br>
Dangeresque -- Strong Bad<br>
Dangeresque Too -- Homestar Runner<br>
DADgeresque - Senor Cardgage<br>
Renaldo -- Coach Z<br>
Perducci -- The King of Town<br>
Diamonocle -- Bubs<br>
Cutesy Buttons -- Marzipan<br>
Sultry Buttons -- Marzipan<br>
Killingyouguy -- Himself<br>
Buncha Dopey Informants -- El Dumpo the Wide<br>
Craig -- The Cheat<br>
<br>
All Stunts by Strong Bad<br>
<br>
'Today is Alright 4 2nite'<br>
Written and performed by Strong Bad<br>
</blockquote>

===Remarks===
*If the preview is watched following the end credits of [[Baddest of the Bands]], The Stick appears in the background behind Bubs' stand, still covered in toilet paper. Watching the preview from the main menu, however, does not show The Stick at all.
*It took Strong Bad over 4 1/2 years to complete this "blockbuster", as [[dangeresque 3]] marked the 114th day of production.
*In the tutorial for this episode, Strong Bad wears the Dangeresque shades throughout most of it, taking them off at Bubs' Consession Stand.
*The smoky office has the shark pond and picket fence just outside the window, suggesting it should be located in the center of the Field, probably behind the camera as Strong Bad walks around. However, shots across the Field, over characters' shoulders, show nothing there.
*The King of Town, against his word in his last line in the film as Perducci, does not attend the premiere.
*All of the "exotic locales" at the stone bridge are cities except for "Ireland", a country.

===Goofs===
*The [[Lappy 486]] has a black outline in this episode, instead of it being colored as in every other appearance.
*If you look out the window after Cutesy Buttons gets kidnapped, the video of Marzipan watching Credenza in the shark pond will play, except without the animation of Marzipan.
*In extended play, several scenes involving Renaldo will replay without his being there.
*The "Renaldo Fun Sheets" is actually a pillowcase.
*In the opening to the car chase scene, as Strong Bad speaks the line "Make it snappy, Yellow 5!", The Cheat runs backwards twice without returning to the front in between.
*Sometimes when Strong Bad (as Dangeresque) checks emails, his trademark glasses are not visible in his reflection on the Lappy's screen.
**Occasionally, his reflection will not appear at all.
*Experimento's list of ingredients on the black board calls for a "bubbly drink", but characters always read it as "bubbly liquid".
*Though the characters always refer to Experimento as being a Professor, the mouse-over text for him calls him Doctor.
*Look at the chair in the night time dream sequence office, and Dangeresque will comment on how you can "see [his] butt print worn on the chair." However, the subtitles misspell butt as but.

====PC Version====
*According to [http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=100539&postcount=9 a thread on the Telltale Games forums], the PC version misses one costume item (the "big hair"). This is due to an oversight, as the costume item was enabled on default in the Wii version, but not on the PC version.

====Wii Version====
*The manual page in the catacombs area is unobtainable in extended play.
*In extended play mode, the rollover for Cutesy Buttons reads "Cutsy Buttons".
**Also, the rollover text for Marzipan's house reads "Cutest Button's House".

===Glitches===
*On occasion, the moving objects in [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] will disappear.
*The metal detector reacts at every world location, but Perducci's bullet can only be found at Tokyo (in standard play) and Venice (in extended play). In addition, it continues to react even after Perducci's bullet has been found.
*If the cereal box was acquired from the Stick during standard play, the extra can of Diet Brown on the table in the Office during extended play simply vanishes shortly after Strong Bad's introduction.
*The disk box is missing from the Secret Lab during extended play.
*Clicking the window right after retrieving Credenza causes Marzipan to continue speaking (i.e. "Hang in there Credenza!"), which continues even after she leaves.
*At most times, the buttons located at the top of the screen will move up and stay there making the player unable to pull up the map or inventory or snappy or main menu even by pressing the hot key. This glitch can be fixed if there is a exit located at the map else, the player needs to reset the game.
*When asleep in Extended Play, looking at the chair in the [[Smoky Office]] will afterwards cause Danqeresque's glasses to appear on him again, even if the player had changed Dangeresque's costume.

===Inside References===
*The two pieces of art in Dangeresque's office depict Strong Sad's dragon from [[dragon]], and the "Deutsch Master" painting from [[portrait]].
**Additionally, the painting that Perducci carries with him throughout the movie is the [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]].
*Diet Brown originated in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Several references are made to previous SBCG4AP episodes. Notably:
**Coach Z's stunt double was a potted plant that appeared in the King of Town's castle in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**The autopilot in the car was Bubs' security robot in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
**When Strong Sad acts as Homestar's stunt double, he wears the float head Strong Bad used in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**One of Homestar's "demands" was a million dollars in quesos, which was the Strong Badian currency in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**''Food Related Love'', as performed by Pomstar in [[Baddest of the Bands]], is re-used as backing music at Cutesy's House.
**In extended play, inspecting the skulls in the catacombs will have Strong Bad reveal that they're the same ones Marzipan made for Strong Mad's short-lived Country in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
**The joystick control for the helicopter set is the pogo stick used for the Race to the End of the Race in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
**Strong Bad's line "Do you have any fruit to declare?" when interrogating one of the City Limits signs at Brainblow City is a repeat of one of Homestar's lines at Marzistar in [[Strong Badia the Free]].
*In the opening, a billboard can be seen advertising for [[The Pizz]] from [[pizza joint]].
*When in Strong Borneo, Dangeresque and Renaldo use the [[Riverquest Safariventure]] box from [[theme park]]. During extended play, Strong Bad will acknowledge this, even going as far as mentioning the email itself.
*Strong Bad's line "Oh, so ''that's'' how come you don't dance no more" mimics a line from [[New Boots]].
*Strong Sad's line, "Only that I am not one of his minions," is from [[dangeresque 3]].
*In extended play, Strong Bad mentions that one of the matte paintings was painted by a guy named [[Matt Chapman|Matt]].
*Strong Bad twice refers to a drink as being not a [[Cold One]], and once mentions Cold Ones specifically.
*When speaking to Renaldo at his retirement party, he mentions [[suntan|cocoa butter]].
*If he catches her during the stand-off on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand, Uzi Bazooka calls Cutesy Buttons "[[Missy Palmer|Missy]]".
*Many of Strong Bad's lines when putting on clothing in the [[Snap Shak]] are slightly-paraphrased quotes from [[modeling]].
*Strong Bad's "rhinociraptors" is a [[portmanteau]] of "rhinocerous" and "velociraptors".
*Strong Bad mentions that Perducci smells of mints and gravy, a reference to the ice cream flavors seen in the King of Town's castle in [[the bet]].
*One of the onions in Cutesy Buttons' enriched garden is [[Other Character Variations#Onion Bubs|Onion Bubs]].
*Strong Bad refers to Dadgeresque as being [[crazy go nuts|crazy go insane]].
*The Cheat's speech in the game's climax had a reference to the [[Action Cool 5]] news team.
*[[Dinosaurs]], [[robots]], [[pants]], [[underwear]], [[disconnected telephones]], [[poor acting]], [[smoking]], [[cool shades]], [[cross-dressing]], [[blatant lies]], [[breakfast cereal]], [[cheese]], [[color flavored]], [[seriously]], [[cars]], [[deodorant]], [[lasers]], [[mustaches]], [[kicking The Cheat]], [[spaceships]], [[the Poopsmith's signs]], [[lack of visible body parts]], [["Er" pronounced as "Oi"]], [[dump]], [[-èd]], and [[tonite]] are all running gags that make appearances in the game.

===Real-World References===
*The format of the text in the opening credits is the same as the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal_Weapon|Lethal Weapon]]''.
**When you point the nunchuck gun at Dangeresque Too, he asks, "Do you want to get crazy? Oh, I'll get crazy!" Mel Gibson's character Martin Riggs says something very similar in ''Lethal Weapon''.
*In responding to the first email, Dangeresque says that in basic training at Crooked Cop Academy you learn how to make cool noises with your mouth. This is a reference [[Wikipedia:Michael Winslow|Michael Winslow]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Police Academy (franchise)|Police Academy]]'' character Sgt. Larvell "Motor Mouth" Jones.
*The videotape of the villain brushing The Cheat's hair while his face is hidden references James Bond villain [[Wikipedia:Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld|Ernst Stavro Blofeld]].
*Dangeresque misunderstands Perducci's game of rock, paper, [[Wikipedia:Baccarat|Baccarat]], as "Rocks, Papers and [[Wikipedia:Burt_Bacharach|Burt Bacharach]]".
*When Perducci plays the Ace of Spades, Dangeresque says it in a similar sounding way to the chorus of the [[Wikipedia:Motorhead|Motorhead]] song "[[Wikipedia:Ace of Spades (song)|Ace of Spades]]".
*The "time card" in Perducci's game is for ''Embarrassing Idol'', one of the shows being filmed at the TV studio in [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 102: Situation: Comedy]]. The card itself comes from [[Wikipedia:Situation: Comedy (Sam & Max)|Sam and Max Episode 204: Chariot of the Dogs]].
** If you use the phone in Dangeresque's office, one of the responses involves Dangeresque getting a call from the Commissioner, asking him to do something "to a rabbit", and Dangeresque telling him "You got the wrong number", another reference to the ''Sam and Max'' franchise: the Freelance Police received most of their assignments over the phone from "the Commissioner".
**One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is for Sam & Max's office building and Bosco's Inconvenience Store.
**The drawing of the Office also looks almost exactly like Sam & Max's building, including the two-tone siding and the rounded windows.
*Dangeresque shouts "Another boot to the head, and one for Jenny and The Wimp!" as he fights the Bear Holding a Shark, a reference to [[Wikipedia:Last Will and Temperament|"Last Will and Temperament"]], a skit by The Frantics where various heirs in a will get "boots to the head".
*The term "a Jessica Tandy joint" refers to the British-American actress, [[Wikipedia:Jessica Tandy|Jessica Alice Tandy]] and director [[Wikipedia:Spike Lee|Spike Lee]], who uses the credit "A Spike Lee Joint" rather than the typical "A Spike Lee Film."
*When preparing to go to the sun, Strong Bad uses the phrase "It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses", a quote from the 1980 movie ''[[Wikipedia:The_Blues_Brothers_(film)|The Blues Brothers]]''.
*The "ruby" on powering Dr. Experimento's rocket is a red [[Wikipedia:Ring Pop|Ring Pop]] candy.
*Strong Bad's line "It's what plants crave!" references the film ''[[Wikipedia:Idiocracy|Idiocracy]]'', in which a drink called Brawndo is promoted with the same slogan.
*Strong Bad once refers to Homestar as "Mushmouth", the name of a character in [[Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby's]] ''[[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions the [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]], a defunct football league run by [[professional wrestling|pro wrestling]] promoter Vince McMahon.
*The Purple Nose of Cairo that Sultry Buttons steals in Cairo references the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Purple_Rose_of_Cairo|The Purple Rose of Cairo]]''.
*Dangeresque attempts to disable the drill in the sun base by attacking it with the "Four Fingered Exploding Fist of the Lotus Knuckle" maneuver, similar to the "Five Point Exploding Heart Technique" used by The Bride to kill Bill in the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''.
*When Dadgeresque dies, Dangeresque responds by stringing together the names of a bunch of sappy love songs - specifically [[Wikipedia:Bette Midler|Bette Midler's]] "[[Wikipedia:Wind Beneath My Wings|Wind Beneath My Wings]]" and the [[Wikipedia:The Carpenters|Carpenters']] "[[Wikipedia:We've Only Just Begun|We've Only Just Begun]]" - but ends randomly with [[Wikipedia:Cyndi Lauper|Cyndi Lauper's]] "[[Wikipedia:She_Bop|She Bop]]".
*When Dangeresque finds the third manual page (in Strongborneo), he remarks that the map of the solar system is "out of date". This is likely a reference to the fact that [[Wikipedia:Pluto|Pluto]], which appears on the map, is no longer classified as a planet.
*When Dangeresque aims his gun at Uzi Bazooka after Dadgeresque is killed, he rather embellishes on a quote from ''[[Wikipedia:The Princess Bride|The Princess Bride]]''.
*Strong Bad calls Uzi Bazooka "[[Wikipedia:Trader Joe's|Traitor Joe]]".
*Strong Bad saying that the paintings in the office "belong in a museum!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones franchise|Indiana Jones]]'' film series.
**Strong Bad saying "Ahh, Venice!" may also be a reference to ''[[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]''.
*Strong Bad's GSPTK is a reference to the [http://www.gpstk.org/bin/view/Documentation/WebHome GPSTK], or Global Positioning Satellite ToolKit, a suite of open-source programs designed to assist researchers in using the GPS network.
*Strong Bad's line "I'll always have Paris on my map" is a reference to the movie ''[[wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''.
*Strong Bad mentions having a license to kill, which refers to [[wikipedia:00 Agent|James Bond]].
*Professor Experimento somewhat resembles [[wikipedia:Albert Einstein|Albert Einstein]].
*Agent Blue's name references [[wikipedia:Agent Orange|Agent Orange]], a powerful herbicide.
*Strong Bad calling the Whale Deep Spout references [[wikipedia:Deep Throat|Deep Throat]], the codename used for an informant during the Watergate scandal.
*Tri-Lambda Penitentiary, or nerd prison, is a reference to Lambda Lambda Lambda, a fraternity house featured in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Revenge of the Nerds|Revenge of the Nerds]]''.
*The devices used during the car chase scene are a reference to [[wikipedia:List of James Bond vehicles|James Bond's cars]], which were typically equipped with similar devices. They may also be a reference to the oil slick around the car in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*The name of the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot comes from the [[wikipedia:Western Lowland Gorilla|Western Lowland Gorilla]].
*Homestar sings "Billy Dee" to the tune of Michael Jackson's ''[[wikipedia:Billie Jean|Billie Jean]]''
*Strong Bad's "to the Dangeresque cave!" is a reference to "to the Batcave!", a line regularly used in the [[Batman|Batman tv series]].
*Strong Bad mentions blowing a ball up a tube in order to become an astronaut — this refers to a [[wikipedia:Spirometer|spirometer]], as lung capacity is vital to astronauts.
*Strong Bad mentions "trekking the stars", a reference to [[wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]].
*Strong Bad mentions [[wikipedia:Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sergeant Pepper]].
*The "diamond-tipped diamond" is a souvenir paperweight from the [[wikipedia:Luxor (hotel)|Luxor Hotel]] in Las Vegas.
*One of the backgrounds in the Snap Shak is a vertically-compressed photo of Miami's [[Wikipedia:Bank of America Tower (Miami)|Bank of America Tower]] at night.
*The view outside the noir office window is a (slightly-edited) nighttime photo of [[Wikipedia:Union Square, San Francisco|Union Square]] in San Francisco, CA. Gabriel Robledo is credited for [http://www.imagekind.com/Showartwork.aspx?IMID=a30e07c5-0f0e-4338-a080-36cf5959f86d the original photo].
*"Uzi Bazooka" is a cheat in the computer game [[Wikipedia:Worms (game)|Worms]], which makes the uzi fire bazooka shells instead of normal bullets, for massive destruction.

===Fast Forward===
*The next game, [[8-Bit is Enough]], picks up right where this game leaves off, with Strong Bad jumping off the couch and into his [[TROGDOR!]] [[Stand-Up Arcade Games|arcade cabinet]].

==External Links==
*[[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Official Episode Webpage]]
*[[Forum:14888|Forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
**[[Forum:14644|Pre-release thread]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7037 Telltale forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/dangeresque3promo The official website for ''Dangeresque 3'']
===Reviews===
*[http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/strongbadsep4dangeresque3 Metacritic review summary]
*[http://www.wiiware-world.com/reviews/2008/11/strong_bad_episode_4_dangeresque_3_the_criminal_projective WiiWare World review]
*[http://www.gameproarcade.com/article/105038/review-strong-bad-episode-4/ Game Pro review]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/931/931121p1.html IGN review]
*[http://cheatcc.com/wii/rev/strongbadscoolgameforattractivepeople4dangeresque3thecriminalprojectivereview.html CheatCode Central review]
*[http://www.gamervision.com/gamer/coop/reviews/article/strong_bad_s_cool_game_for_attractive_people_episode_4_dangeresqu1 Gamervision review]
*[http://www.jolt.co.uk/index.php?articleid=12204 Jolt Online review]
*[http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3171454&p=44 1UP review]
*[http://www.gamingnexus.com/Article/Strong-Bads-Cool-Game-for-Attractive-People---Episode-4-Dangeresque-3/Item2041.aspx Gaming Nexus review]
*[http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-strong-bad-episode-4-111089.phtml Destructoid review]
*[http://www.adventuregamers.com/article/id,945 Adventure Gamers review]
*[http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/429/ Adventure Classic Gaming review]
*[http://www.knight-nui.com/#/reviewdangeresque3/4532273594 Knight Nui Review]

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User talk:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:19:45 GMT

Theyellowdart: reply for Homsarstrongbad150

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:18:20 GMT

Theyellowdart: Hey guise. I'm back.

<div id="inprogress" style="background-color: yellow; border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">'''I'm Back, full-time'''<br /><small>As of now, I have returned to the Wiki. Now go to some cartwheels. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)</small></div>

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Transcribe one more DVD Commentary.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

== Some E-mails I sent to Strong Bad ==

*These are some emails SB should answer...
''NOTE: I actually put my real name in the emails when I send them.''

*Dear Strong Bad, You should invent your own unique type of sport. NOT crapfully yours, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Take me on a tour of your house. Is there some kind of secret dungeon you don't want me to see? Sincerely, TheYellowDart

*Dear SB, If you had a garden, what would you put in it? Cheese puffs are great, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever went to a fast food resturaunt and they messed up your order? That really makes me mad! But, I'm SURE you don't get mad. From a fellow fhqwhgad, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, if you were in charge of putting bonus features on a DVD, what would they be? Holding up a Cold One to you, TheYellowDart.

*How's it going on, Strong Bad? Hey, I was wondering if there are any Broadway-esque stage shows in Free Country, USA. Your neighborhood stalker, TheYellowDart.

==My Tips For "Beating Society"==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
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*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Talk:Strong Bad's Long Flash Intro

Theyellowdart — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:06:11 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Keep? */

{{tbd}}

==Keep?==
I say '''Merge it with [[Strong Bad's Website]].''' But whatever the case... he is NOT saying "Trogdor" as was previously written. Sounds more like "Chugchug". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:52, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
:I only created it to see if you would accept it. So, '''MERGED!!''' {{User:Dagoth/sig}} 04:04, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
::I also say to '''merge'''. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:06, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Garden Hose

Theyellowdart — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:59:06 GMT

Theyellowdart: reply to Tizye96

== Spoons ==
[[HRWIKI: Spoons]] was made for this exact occurrence, it seems. Common Wiki Practices say that something needs 3 mentions for a running gag, and Spoons policy says that objects used in [[couch patch|a]] [[lunch special|standard]] [[theme park|fashion]] don't count. That leaves us with only [[isp|one]] possible instance of this running gage. This seems to me to be along the same lines as the Rising Sun headband in that TBC just reuse the same flash object to save time. I move <b>Delete!!</b> <br>[[User:Flashfight|Flashfight]] 08:41, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
:I think you did a good job why this article should stay. It's an item, used several times, one of them is in a weird way. '''Keep'''. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:07, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
::Keep per E.L. Cool. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:15, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
:::Ditto. '''Keep'''. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 07:23, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
::I've got to disagree, to quote Spoons: "items which are terribly common and mundane and which are never <b>or rarely</b> used in any sense beyond what would be considered normal within the Homestar Runner Universe should not get an article." The Manual of Style says any ordinary objects take "five to ten" references if they are not integral to the plot of any story. The fact of the matter, according to our stated policy, this does not deserve an article. [[User:Flashfight|Flashfight]] 08:15, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
:::First off, inclusion guidelines, such as spoons, aren't really hard and fast policy. Secondly, there's enough that's beyond the purely mundane here to justify an article (sucking bandwidth, especially, although making a river is rather odd, too). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 08:19, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
::::I would very much like to hear the definition of 'mundane use of a garden hose' that somehow excludes [[couch patch|propelling water]], [[lunch special|propelling water]] and [[theme park|propelling water]]. Also, I don't believe there's any precedent for an unnamed, unmentioned (never spoken about in dialog), and frankly mundane object having it's own page. Including this would be akin to having a page listing all the times Strong Bad's table is seen, based solely on it's one 'special' appearance (virus). This move is simply unprecedented, by your own admission contrary to stated wiki policy. No argument seems even remotely compelling. [[User:Flashfight|Flashfight]] 09:22, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::You wanted spacial uses? It's a green ''Garden'' hose, yet it was never seen near any gardens, flowers and so on. The same hose is used to fill a concessions stand, make a "river", hose down a character and suck bandwidth. Strong Bad uses his table as only a table. It was once broken and once became a vector grid. If this hose belonged to Marzipan and was only used to water her plants, then it would have been considered "mundane use". {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
::::::I think you're investing too much power into the name of the article. It's just a green house. It's never been called a garden hose, and by your own admission it has never been used in a garden. It seems to me that it's far more a hose than a 'garden' hose. Given that it's garden-itude is a faulty argument at best, it's uses that are not contrary to the use of any hose can only be called mundane. [[User:Flashfight|Flashfight]] 21:55, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::::But you're investing too much power in the Spoon argument. It's just a guideline, anyway. Everyone else thinks this page is interesting enough to stay an article. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 04:25, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
::::::::If Spoons isn't a 'rule' per se, we can all at least agree with the logical backing for not creating an article for Strong Bad's Table, let's say. Given that, we need to figure out what differentiates this hose from that table. It's not an inside joke of odd usage, since there's only one not mundane use of a hose. And the argument that says that anyone's vote should be swayed by what 'everyone else thinks' is foolhardy. [[User:Flashfight|Flashfight]] 04:57, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::Ok, so if we're quoting guidelines, this is from [[HRW:IG]]: ''"Page content relating to a H*R-specific item: Needs only one appearance in Homestar Runner toons, as long as it played an important role in the plot (see above)."'' The above part is ''"must be of at least moderate importance to the toon (i.e. not just in the background and never mentioned)"''. The table is just a table. The hose is a bit more then just a background object. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 07:02, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
::::::::::Completely irrelevant. A hose is not an H*R specific item, at all. I'm sorry but a garden hose is a generic item. So to quote the actual guideline: "Needs at least five to ten appearances and must be of at least moderate importance to the toon (i.e. not just in the background and never mentioned) in half of its appearances." Seems to me four is less than five to ten and 1 is less than half it's appearances. The guidelines you quote simply make the case for deletion stronger. [[User:Flashfight|Flashfight]] 07:06, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::::I agree with Flashfight. A garden hose (we don't even know if it's the same one each time) has been used to pipe water three times. That's what hoses are expected to do. One has also been used to pipe bandwidth, but just on one occasion. If the hoses were consistently being used for something other than water, or if their presence were ubiquitous on the site, then either one of those cases would be notable. As it stands, however, they're just hoses, and not (at this time) article-worthy. '''Remove content and delete page.''' — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 07:23, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Here's where I think the disagreement comes in: First, I think we would probably all agree that the use of the hose in [[couch patch]] is quite generic, simply used to hose someone down, while the one in [[isp]] is not, used to suck bandwidth. The other two are where the catch is. On the one hand, both uses could be viewed as generic, as they both involve the hose being used to transport water, per what's usual. On the other, the purpose for transporting the water is far from everyday in both situations: in one, it is used to flood out a concession stand; in another, it's used to make a "river" for a safari adventure. So the uses of the hose can be viewed as generic in one sense, and non-generic in another. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 07:20, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Comment: The thing I've always found interesting about the hose is that it has no head. No little sprayer nozzle... squeeze handle... sprayer... thing. You know what I mean. It's like a pistol grip, you squeeze it, and the water comes out. I've always found it notable that it's missing, due to the force that it comes out at in the Has Matt? usage. Usually, a hose without a head can't direct its spray, and it just kinda dribbles out. I don't know if it has any importance to the article (maybe it could be mentioned), but I just thought I'd share my observations. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 07:26, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

:Differing pressure on a hose can easily be used to make differing pressures. I agree that Has Matt? is obvious hyperbole, but nothing especially notable in a cartoon about stupid animal characters. And on top of that, the only other time we actually see the hose propel water is in theme park, and it only kinda dribbles out. A hose acting like a hose. —[[User:Flashfight|Flashfight]] 08:22, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

::I don't know if it is noticeable, or have any significance in the argument, but we never actually see where the water are coming from. Theres' never a tap. Worth noting? I do not know. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 13:27, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

::Keep. The hose is used in unusual ways. [[User:Awexome|Awexome]] 20:57, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Any more thoughts before we close this? It's been open for about a month and I'd like to close it soon. I can see both arguments here, and don't really have that strong an opinion, one way or another. Just reading the discussion, I would say there appears to be no consensus at this time, so I'm inviting any comments that might sway the discussion. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:57, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
:Hearing none, it seems the result is no consensus to delete. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 18:09, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
::I say delete. This is crap. The hose is used in unusual WAY. SINGULAR. IT'S USELESS. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. DELETE. [[User:Tizye96|Tizye96]] 03:10, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Please note, this discussion was closed nearly a year ago. This is a fine article. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:24, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Wait, they CLOSE discutions? Crap. Hey, I just didn't know. Maybe something should be put up that just says "Moron! It's closed!" before I do something stupid like this. [[User:Tizye96|Tizye96]] 03:50, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::If you don't see a blue box on the top of the page that says, "It has been suggested that the content of the page this talk page accompanies '''should not be a separate article on the wiki'''", it means the discussion's closed. {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 03:55, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::If I DON'T see it? Aight. I can do that. Thanks. [[User:Tizye96|Tizye96]] 03:57, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Ha, it's alright. Nothing is officially "closed" but um, once discussion ends it is best to not unearth it. Unless you are very passionate at the topic... then you can try to "reopen" the discussion. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 03:59, 9 January 2009 (UTC) (edit conflict! I'll get you Bad Baaad GRRUMBLES!)

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Theyellowdart — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:22:40 GMT

Theyellowdart: meeeeeow.

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==Leave A Message, I'll Get To You When I Come Back==

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Theyellowdart — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 01:21:45 GMT

Theyellowdart: filing and archiving

==Why I'm Gone==
*I'm takin' a break, guys. Sorry my trivia hasn't been updated. It's just that I'm...well, leaving for the summer or so. Cheers! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 07:01, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
==I'm Coming Back!==
*I've had enough! I'm coming back from my padded prison in this straight jacket! I'M COMING BACK!!! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 15:36, 26 July 2007 (UTC) Okay, kids, settle down.
==Sigh==
*It's getting quite lonely here logging in and there is no messages for almost 2 straight months... --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 19:47, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
Let me help! Hi.{{User:Visorbot 386/sig}}
:YAY! Thank you. Ah, I bright orange box on the top of my screen. I love the look of that. :D --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:31, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

== Quote ==

The quote on your page is from the song Dogs on the album Animals by the band Pink Floyd, right?--[[User:CoachG|CoachG]] 21:59, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
:...Yes. Why do you ask so? --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:57, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
::I suspect Coach G thinks that your current quote is one of those questions some users have in which you have to guess who said a certain quote and where it was said. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:14, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

== Login Problems ==

Hey Guys, this is [[User:Theyellowdart|Theyellowdart]] and I don't know if something is wrong with me or this upgrade, but I can't log in. It tells me my password is wrong. Meh? Well, please use MY REAL talk page for an answer because I will be watching that. Thanks peeps, --[[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 19:33, 20 November 2007 (UTC) ({{User:Theyellowdart/sig}})
:Perhaps you should have the system send you a new password. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:08, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
::I know that, but I must wait 24 hours due to someone else doing the same thing before me. [[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 15:06, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Someone else asked for a password reset on your account? Sounds like you've probably got your account hijacked then. If someone did the same thing less than 24 hours ago, couldn't you just check your email for the relevant email? {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:00, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
::::No, I don't think someone did that for my account. Just someone ''else'' asked for one, I think. --[[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 15:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
*Alright, I got the password sent. But, my high school's firewall blocks Yahoo. Meh. I need some CheatWare... --[[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 15:38, 7 December 2007 (UTC) My userpage is going to change into one o' dem "more mature ones" here soon.
:Okay, it's all better now. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:08, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

== A Tip ==

Hi, theyellowdart. About the SBEmails you've sent, I think they were all awesome ideas! Maybe the only reason Strong Bad hasn't answered any on the website is because you're using a name that was used in one of the earlier Strong Bad emails. If you rewrite the emails, and use a different, new, and unique name at the end of it, I think you'd have a HUGE chance of being picked for the email of the week. Just trying to help, [[User:Hooray4homestar]].
:Hey there. Thanks! But, in fact, I do put my real name when I send the emails. But on the Wiki I just use my username. But cool. I'm glad you like my ideas. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:51, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh... Okay! I understand now. I was just trying to help! [[User:Hooray4homestar|Hooray4homestar]] 03:25, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

==I want to be on da list==
put me on it! {{User:Coach B/sig}}22:42, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
:Alright, sure Coach B. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 00:44, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

==thanks==
I just did not know who was going to on. Ok now down business, I just finnish making a new page and I want the opinion of someone who know if this page would work or just get deleted the page is lightning. It has showed up about 10 times one homestarrunner.com. So will it work? {{User:The-homsarrunner/sig}}
:Hi, not TYD but I happen to be on, so... I'm not sure actually. It depends on how relevant the lightning is to the plots of the stories. I mean, we don't have a page on all the trees we've seen in the H*R universe, but we do have a page for [[the Decemberween Tree]]. So it may or may not work depending on how they are, and I haven't investigated.
:But here's what I suggest. When I have an idea that I'm not sure will work or not, I develop it in a subpage of my user space. You could make a page at [[User:The-homsarrunner/Lightning]] and start it there. Then it can be developed by you and others, but it isn't yet in the general article base so no one's going to be immediately going, "Delete". {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:59, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
::Well there you go. Thanks for being there to reply Qermaq. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:15, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

== Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show images ==

Looks like you beat me to one. I uploaded images of all four.. if you want them. Or mark them for deletion if you don't. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:45, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:Oh, gee. Sorry man. I didn't actually think someone would help. Well... if you can, the article is still very incomplete and everything. I could use a little help. :) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:47, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
::Images I'm good at, article writing I ain't. Good luck, though. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:47, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Aight. Someone will soon like fix it up so it looks nice and all. I just want to give it a good start. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:49, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::: Del my image I uploaded it looks like I was too late {{User:The-homsarrunner/sig}}
:::::You must ask a sysop or admin to delete images. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:52, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::: I thought you where a sysop (or you should be) {{User:The-homsarrunner/sig}} 01:52, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, not just yet. I still gotta do better if I ever become that l33t. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:55, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
I marked all the duplicates for deletion. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:57, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

== Cool Users List ==

May I please be on your cool users list? [[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]] 01:29, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
:Sure, sonny. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:02, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

== Ahem ==

You are forgetting a long friend? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 20:53, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

==I just heard the story and...WELL...==
http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/images/4/42/Well.gif --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 06:44, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

== Cool Users List ==

Can you put me on your list of cool users please TheYellowDart? [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman]] 16:42, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh and sorry about editing trey 56's user page. I'm new here(I joined yesterday) and i didn't know. I won't do it again and I'll go and fix it right now.[[User:Pacoman|Pacoman]] 19:53, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

:It is okay, man. No one is mad at you or anything. Sure, I can put you on my list. Just be sure to follow up here, [[Help:Contents]], before you start editing the place up ;-). '''Again, please look at link.''' --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:34, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::Pacoman has a sig now. Just so you can change it on your cool users list. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 23:00, 17 July 2008 (UTC) <br>
::(Btw, I lol'd at this: If Nintendo is to blame, it has to be Luigi. He is probably the one stopping all this. I HATE YOU, LUIGI! {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}})
:::Hey Acam30. I remember you from the IRC. Okay, yeah, I should change it to his sig. And thank you, it took me all night to thank of that one. Anyway, I'm adding you to da list as well. You seem pretty cool and all that. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:03, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::I already added you. =P {{User:Acam30/sig}} 23:06, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Ha, I saw that as well. Cheers! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:07, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

== My way cool user's list ==
Hey yellowman, if you want you can put this on your user page:
{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=[[Image:Subtitles Project Logo.png|42px]] | msg=This user is on [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman's]] way cool users list and is being rewarded with a sub.}}
|}
It's not quite right and you don't have to if you dont want to. {{User:Pacoman/sig}} 20:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
:Thank you. <small><small><small><small>But unfortunately I now have very high standards as to what goes on my userbox tower.</small></small></small></small>--{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 00:33, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

== About deleting [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Image:Personal_image...rietta.png&curid=34001&diff=578391&oldid=578044&rcid=536305 images] ==

You first need to remove it from your page before we delete. We don't like broken images :). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 08:04, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Done. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 15:46, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
::And done. Keep on the good work. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Will do, sir. :) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:14, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Thank you for your comments on [[User talk:Jay]]. I want to make good edits, I've just made a string of errors to start. --[[User:O98-111-114-113|O98-111-114-113]] 15:31, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:It looks like you are off to a rough start here. Despite everyone else's feelings, I think you are a good-hearted user that just needs a little time and practice. Please check up on [[HRWiki:Standards]] as well as topics from [[Help:Contents]] before you go any further, though. Really. Your friend, {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:28, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::Well, I hope to make the turn for the better. I do have one question. On my user page, I have three images in thumbnails. I want one to be on the left, another on the right, and my Homsar image in the middle. How do I do this? Thanks! --[[User:O98-111-114-113|98.111.114.133]] 20:35, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:::That's good you want to do better. Yeah, and check your userpage. How does that look? --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:39, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::::That's exactly what I wanted. Thanks for your help! I also found out how to change my signature, so even though my username is the same, the signature appears otherwise. --[[User:O98-111-114-113|Blow Up the Ocean]] 20:42, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::You're very welcome. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:43, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Other users' pages... ==

Hi Theyellowdart, regarding your edits [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Gavino&diff=prev&oldid=582948 here] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Gavino&diff=next&oldid=582953 here], we don't normally edit other users' pages. However, there is a difference between the two. The first one was putting something on their that he didn't necessarily want. He did not express that he wanted it that way, and those sorts of edits are not typically allowed. However, the second one was just a syntax fix for something he expressed he wanted, and is normally allowed. Hope this helps in the future! --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:27, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
:I knew what I was doing. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:29, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
::Well, yes, you knew what you were doing, but like I said, you didn't know that he didn't want his userboxes to show up the way they were showing up. However, like I stated in the previous post, the second edit was after he expressed that he wanted it that way, and was fine. Nothing personal or anything. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:34, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
:::I simply provided him with technical assistance, which is allowed. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:37, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

== Cool people ==

Can ''I'' be on that list? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 16:49, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
:Yup. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 00:39, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:12:24 GMT

Theyellowdart: Packing my bags and moving into my new vacation home. I'll be back like next year....

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Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Transcribe one more DVD Commentary.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

== Some E-mails I sent to Strong Bad ==

*These are some emails SB should answer...
''NOTE: I actually put my real name in the emails when I send them.''

*Dear Strong Bad, You should invent your own unique type of sport. NOT crapfully yours, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Take me on a tour of your house. Is there some kind of secret dungeon you don't want me to see? Sincerely, TheYellowDart

*Dear SB, If you had a garden, what would you put in it? Cheese puffs are great, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever went to a fast food resturaunt and they messed up your order? That really makes me mad! But, I'm SURE you don't get mad. From a fellow fhqwhgad, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, if you were in charge of putting bonus features on a DVD, what would they be? Holding up a Cold One to you, TheYellowDart.

*How's it going on, Strong Bad? Hey, I was wondering if there are any Broadway-esque stage shows in Free Country, USA. Your neighborhood stalker, TheYellowDart.

==My Tips For "Beating Society"==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<pre>
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
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*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Strong Badia the Free

Theyellowdart — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:31:36 GMT

Theyellowdart: undid revision 607625;perhaps a little too speculative?

{{pn|Homestar Ruiner|Baddest of the Bands}}
[[Image:StrongBadiatheFreeLogo.png|thumb|The logo of Strong Badia the Free]]
[[Image:SBCG4AP 2 Protest.PNG|thumb|"We can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town."]]
'''Strong Badia the Free''' is the second episode of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]]''. It has been rated E10+ for Crude Humor, Mild Cartoon Violence, and Use of [[Alcohol]] by the ESRB and was released on September 15, 2008 on both PC and WiiWare. Written by Chuck Jordan and [[The Brothers Chaps]].

[[The King of Town]] becomes tyranical and institutes an email tax, but [[Strong Bad]] is unable to pay so he is placed under house arrest with an exploding collar strapped around his neck. After Strong Bad escapes, he recruits more armies. The citizens of [[Free Country, USA]], along with [[Strong Badia]], band together to stop The King of Town.

A brief trailer for the game is included in [[Homestar Ruiner]].

'''Cast:''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Homsar}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Poopsmith}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Bubs}}

{| cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"
|-
| '''Places:''' ''see also: [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free]]''
|- valign="top"
| style="padding-right: 2.5em" |
[[House of the Brothers Strong|Bleak House]]<br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Basement of the Brothers Strong|Basement]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong|Laundry Room]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Strong Bad's Room]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Living Room of the Brothers Strong|Living Room]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Kitchen of the Brothers Strong|Kitchen]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Strong Sad's Room]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Computer Room]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong|Bathroom]]</span>
| style="padding-right: 36px" |
[[The King of Town's Castle]]<br/>
[[Homsar Reservation]]<br/>
[[Club Technochocolate|Pompomerania]]<br/>
[[The Stone Bridge|Country]]<br/>
[[Marzipan's House|Marzistar/Homezipan]]
|
[[The Field]]<br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Bubs' Concession Stand|Concessionstantinople]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Strong Badia|Strong Badia/The Cheat and Tirerea]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[The Gremlin|Frontzeatserland/Hatchbackistan]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Snap Shak|Snapshakland]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[Drive-Thru Whale|50% Off Apple Pie Charts]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[The Stick|Sticktenstein]]</span><br/>
<span style="padding-left: 1.5em">[[The Brick Wall|Union of Socialist Soviet Repubricks]]</span><br/>
|}

== Preview Transcript ==
''{The screen shows "In the next episode of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People" and fades to Strong Bad walking in from the right. The backdrop is the Strong Badian Flag.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Friends and losers, my long incarceration has taught me that we can never be truly free until we reject the fat-thority of the King of Town. Hence to forthwith, I shall only refer to him as the of Town. As of today, Strong Badia is its own, independent nation. Onward to Strong Badia, Strong Badia the Free!

''{Record scratch is heard and Homestar comes into view}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that's the name of this-

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' Shut up. ''{Homestar becomes sad}''

''{The screen shows "STRONG BADIA the FREE" and a no sign is covering the Municipality logo. The screen then changes to "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: New episode every month!"}''

''{Strong Mad is seen behind a cutout of a tarantula holding a guitar with the Taranchula logo underneath, and a red spider cutout in one hand and blue spider cutout in another}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{waves blue cutout}'' ICE BREATH! ''{waves red cutout}'' FIRE BREATH!

''{On the Wii version, cuts to "Play it on Wiiware". On the PC version, cuts to "www.telltalegames.com"}''

== Inventory ==
*3-Ring Binder
*[[BMW Lighter]]
*Clockwork Strong Bad Doll
*Fake Sword
*[[Glowstick]]
*Katana
*Paper Crown
*Pillow
*Pilot Wings
*Pottery Shard
*Power Strip
*Pretendix
*Quesos (Strong Badian currency)
*Red Towel
*Stuffing
*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (now with shovel attachment)
*[[Tony Stony]]
*Tuning Fork

== Ranks ==
#Neighborhood Watch Chief
#Hall Monitor
#Junior High Class Treasurer
#Deputy Mayor
#House Minority Whip
#President Elect
#El Jefe Mas Grande
#Chancellor of the 7 Realms
#Lord High Fantasticus
#Über-Pope (or Uber-Pope) ''{see [[Strong_Badia_the_Free#Wii_Version|glitches]] below}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"Roi" is [[French]] for "King", thus explaining the pseudonym "Roy T."
*Strong Bad uses [[Wikipedia:Morse Code|Morse Code]] to communicate with the lighter.

===Trivia===
*On the PC version, costume items unlocked in Homestar Ruiner carry over to Strong Badia the Free (these must be unlocked, either by getting them in Homestar Ruiner, or by editing the [[Wikipedia:Windows Registry|Windows Registry]]). On the Wii version, the costumes are automatically unlocked, regardless of if you have the costumes on a Homestar Ruiner save file (or even if you don't have a Homestar Ruiner save file at all).
*When visiting the King of Town at his castle in the extended play mode of [[Homestar Ruiner]], he threatens to tax Strong Bad. Strong Bad responds with, "That sounds...ominous."
*The preview was added to the [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/nintendochannel Nintendo Channel] on September 15, 2008 under the title "Strong Bad Episode 2: {{PAGENAME}}"

===Remarks===

*When conquering Pompomerania, an announcer declares that Strong Bad can conquer all the free nations. However, this is only true if the player conquers Bleak House and The Homsar Reserve first.

===Goofs===
*On the Wii Shop Channel download page in Europe, Videlectrix is misspelled as "Videoelectrix".
*If you skip speaking with Strong Sad about Cold Ones until after he has had his pretendix removed, he will complain about his alleged pretendicitis despite having already had the surgery for it.

===Glitches===
*Sometimes Bubs will be stuck facing the black market door instead of the concession stand. As a result, the black market door will not open, and Bubs will be facing the wall when you try to talk to him from the front of the stand.
*When lighting certain objects on fire, sometimes the flames do not appear until Strong Bad leaves and returns to the area. This glitch is known to occur with the bush on the Homsar Reservation, the kimono in Club Technochocolate, the smoke detector and messy pile in Bleak House, and the skulls in Country.
*Sometimes, when in Extended Play, attempting to save to Slot 3 will result in the game freezing, buzzing and require a hard reset.
*While in Bleak House, examine the bookcase in Strong Sad's room while outside the room. Then walk by his bed. While Strong Bad talks about the bookcase, he may slide towards the bed without moving his feet.
*Digging up the Strong Badia shirt will cause another hole to appear in Strong Badia, in front of the flagpole, near the cinder block.
*An error in Math Kickers will give you the rank of "Über-Pope" or "Uber-Pope" if you exceed a score of 4000 points, with everything else already maxed out. In the Wii version, the rank is "Über-Pope" (however, the Ü appears as a box) and is "Uber-Pope" in the PC version.
*If you save in an area and play the game again from where you left off, then it will sometimes cause characters to return to that area, usually all the ones from a certain time in the game. For example, if you do this in Marzistar (a.k.a. Homezipan), it will make Pom Pom, Strong Sad and occasionally Strong Mad holding The Cheat reappear in their pre-castle attack positions.

====PC Version====
*Occasionally some characters' eyes are not visible upon entering an area.
*Talking to Strong Sad at the end in Extended Play will sometimes make your mouse appear in the cutscene, allowing you to click on any object while Strong Sad and Strong Bad are still talking.
*Sometimes, when you hit the Windows key while talking to someone, when you get back to the game, the character who was talking might repeat what he/she was saying

====Wii Version====
*Skipping the speech before starting the Peace Draft seems to make the transition in to a straight cut to black with a small slice of cut out showing the screen. This stays a few seconds into the scene before stopping. It also happens at the end of the scene, and it appears when looking at the map.
*Playing Math Kickers in extended play will sometimes freeze the game and require a hard reset.
*Pausing the game with the home button during transcript causes the last word in a phrase to be repeated.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad calls himself "Strong Bad of the [[Underwear|mighty tighty-whities]]".
*The song that plays in "Pompomerania" is from [[geddup noise]].
*When doing the draft, Homestar uses his microphone from [[The Show]].
*The first sighting of Pom Pom in "Pompomerania" mimics his pose from the Theme Song.
*Bubs was established as a black marketeer in [[licensed]].
*The brochure for the [[On Point Kings]] and the [[Homestarmy]] poster are from [[more armies]].
*The first part of the music that plays during the trailer is also from [[more armies]].
*It is unclear whether The Cheat has his own lighter or Telltale Games removed the [[BMW Lighter|BMW Logo from Strong Bad's lighter]] for trademark purposes.
*The Teen Girl Squad was previously spun off in [[Teeny Tiny Girl Squad]].
*Strong Bad notes (and tries to explain) the delay of [[Dangeresque 3]].
*Coach Z's land cannot be conquered, as he is busy with [[i love you|Fhqwhgadi]] rebels.
*Homestar takes offense when Strong Bad asks people to take up arms against the King of Town, in part because [[Lack of visible arms|he doesn't appear to have any.]]
**In addition, during a letter from the front, Homestar says he can't wait "to be in [Marzipan's], ahem, arms again."
*"Fat-thority" is a [[portmanteau]] of "fat" and "authority".
*One of Homsar's responses, "I'm a song from the '60s!", is lifted from [[interview]], as is "Twas the pride of the Peaches!", which Strong Bad says after being enlightened to Homsar's ways.
*The flag of the Homsar Reservation features Homsar's hat as well as [[fan club|his parents: a cup of coffee and a chipwich]].
*One of the Whale's sayings is "Get your lighter from the anvil, please." Strong Bad actually gets his lighter from The Cheat, who was compared with an anvil in [[huttah!]]
*Strong Bad mentions [[Frank Benedetto]] falling in battle during the events of [[army]]. Many of Frank's "brothers" are on the draft wheel.
**Also on the draft wheel is [[Li'l Brudder]], which upon landing on it, Homestar will start to break down crying.
*In Marzistar's garden, Strong Bad calls Strong Mad and The Cheat "Lugnut & Squeak", just as he did in [[narrator]].
*Creamy Ding snack cakes, which the King of Town enjoys, looks remarkably similar to [[Swiss Cake Rolls]].
*Homestar says that Strong Bad is always "[[Homestar Ruiner|beating the various stuffings out of me]]".
*Many places on the "Maps and Minions" board have been mentioned before, including [[Peasant's Quest|Scalding Lake]], [[Sick Day|Rotten Egglund]], and [[underlings|Stink's Reach]].
*The collar and invisible fence are supposed to [[StrongBadZone|make Strong Bad's head a splode]].
*Using the katana or the lighter on Pom Pom will cause Strong Bad to reference the events in [[pom pom]].
*"Wearing animal heads is so 3rd issue!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]], in which Cheerleader wore an [[elephant]] head.
*One of the King of Town's saved email addresses on his [[Snacky 186]] is [[pizza joint|thepizz@virtualpizz.biz]].
*During the Maps & Minions game, when The Of Town battles Strong Mad, he exclaims "I regret everything", a line said by Coach Z in [[Fall Float Parade]] and the [[Homestar Ruiner|previous episode]].
*"Sweet recently divorced lady freedom!" is an instance of [[Sweet Lady X]].
**It also is likely a direct reference to [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], in which Strong Bad metaphorically "makes out" with Sweet Lady Freedom.
*Strong Bad mentions [[Bathroom Privileges|bathroom privileges]].
*The clockwork Strong Bad Bubs gives says dialouge from [[Date Nite]] and then malfunctions and gets the [[jibblies]].

===Real-World References===
*Strong Bad addressing people in front of a giant flag is a reference to the opening scene in [[Wikipedia:Patton (film)|Patton]].
*Strong Bad's exploding collar is most likely inspired by [[Wikipedia: Battle Royale|Battle Royale]].
*The Brick Wall being renamed the Union of Soviet Socialist Repu''bricks'' echoes the real-life [[Wikipedia: Soviet Union|Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]].
*When Strong Bad responds to the email from Paul in [[French]] he calls him [[Wikipedia: Les Paul|Les Paul]].
*Strong Bad refers to the King of Town's rule as [[Wikipedia:Laissez-faire|"lazy fair"]].
*''[[Wikipedia:Bleak House|Bleak House]]'' is a novel by [[Wikipedia:Charles Dickens|Charles Dickens]]. Also, when he drafts himself into the Homestarmy, Homestar refers to himself as an "Artful Draft Dodger", a reference to Dickens' character, [[Wikipedia:Artful Dodger|The Artful Dodger]].
*Coach Z's territory is named "Coachnya", which echoes the Russian province of [[Wikipedia: Chechnya|Chechnya]]. Chechnya also tried to secede and failed.
*[[The Stick]] is known as "Shticktenstein", which derives from [[Wikipedia:Liechtenstein|Liechtenstein]].
*Despite what Marzipan may think, "Model UN" is a school-based activity in which students roleplay as ambassadors to the United Nations from various countries.
*The nation of "Front-au-Fence" takes its name from [[Wikipedia: Port-au-Prince|Port-au-Prince]], Haiti.
*Bubs's nation of Concession Stan-tinople is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Constantinople|Constantinople]], the former name of [[Wikipedia:Istanbul|Istanbul]].
*The bonus costume that Strong Bad unlocks is the [[wikipedia:Sam & Max|Max]] skull-and-crossbones T-shirt, which can actually be bought on [[Telltale Games]]' online store.
*Homestar's "letter" back to Marzipan, detailing the siege on the Of Town's castle is presented in a style similar to [[Wikipedia:Ken Burns|Ken Burns]]' 1990 documentary [[Wikipedia:The Civil War (documentary)|The Civil War]], with sepia-toned backgrounds and violin music in the background.
*Strong Sad mentions [[Wikipedia:Fark.com|Fark]].
*Pompomerania takes its name from [[Wikipedia:Pomerania|Pomerania]].
*The Pompomeranian flag is based on that of [[Wikipedia:Japan|Japan]].
*The flag of Concessionstantinople, with its red background and yellow symbols in the upper left corner, resembles that of many [[Wikipedia:Communism|communist]] nations, notably the [[Wikipedia:Soviet Union|Soviet Union]] and the [[Wikipedia:People's Republic of China|People's Republic of China]].
*Strong Mad exclaiming "Let my people go!" and Strong Bad asking for messages from a burning bush are both references to the Biblical figure [[Wikipedia:Moses|Moses]].
*"No taxin' without representin'" is Coach Z's unique twist on Taxation Without Representation, the main complaint of American colonists against [[Wikipedia: George III|King George III]] of England.
*If the Darwin card is played in Teen Girl Squad, the girls will call him "Chuck D", the name of the socially-conscious member of the influential rap group [[Wikipedia:Public Enemy (band)|Public Enemy]].
*By using the alien in the second scene of Cave Girl Squad, a monolith from [[Wikipedia:2001: A Space Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]] appears, while Strong Bad hums [[Wikipedia:Also sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss)|the theme from the movie]].
*Coach Z saying that "they've all overbid" and wagering a dollar after being picked in the draft is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:The Price is Right|The Price is Right]].
*Homestar and Marzipan dividing their land is a direct reference to the division of [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]] and its capital, [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]], complete with Checkpoint The Cheat substituting for [[Wikipedia:Checkpoint Charlie|Checkpoint Charlie]] (aka the Berlin Wall).
*The [[Homsar Reservation]]'s name and Homsar's accent when he speaks normally are references to the [[Wikipedia:Native American|Native American]] stereotype.
*When Strong Bad looks at the wall, he asks who "will be first up against it when the Revolution comes", which is a quote from [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams']] ''[[Wikipedia: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'' book series.
*When Homestar says "What is my major malfunction", it is most likely a reference to the movie [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Jacket|Full Metal Jacket]].
*Strong Mad says "None shall pass", a quote from ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]'', if Strong Bad should attempt to cross the stone bridge before fighting the Taranchula standee.
*Strong Bad says the King of Town's fridge-throne is [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] compliant.
*One of the lines when highlighting the "preview" option in the Main Menu refers to [[Wikipedia:Martin Luther King|Martin Luther King]] and his "I Have a Dream" speech.

===Fast Forward===
*At the end of the game, Strong Bad wonders if his [[Limozeen]] game had been delivered yet. [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey|This game]] is what kicks off the next episode, [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*When the player tries to enter Strong Mad's room, Strong Bad says that it "should be cleaned out in a month or so", referring to how that room is accessible in the next episode, which came out a month later.
*Coach Z's sudden obsession for Marzipan at the end of the game carries over to Episode 3.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/strongbadiathefree Official episode webpage]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/894/894056p1.html?RSSwhen2008-07-26_123100&RSSid=894056 IGN.com's sneak peek at "Strong Badia the Free"]{{inlinecontentwarning|Spoilers|The external website linked here may contain spoilers.}}
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5595 Telltale Games forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[http://wii.ign.com/articles/902/902184p1.html IGN.com's hands on with "Strong Badia the Free"]
*[[forum:14726|forum thread re: "Strong Badia the Free"]]

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User talk:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:39:21 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Cool people */ reply

[[User:Theyellowdart/Archive1|'''Archive 1 (Oldest)''']]

[[User:Theyellowdart/Archive2|'''Archive 2''']]

[[User:Theyellowdart/Archive3|'''Archive 3''']]

==Why I'm Gone==
*I'm takin' a break, guys. Sorry my trivia hasn't been updated. It's just that I'm...well, leaving for the summer or so. Cheers! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 07:01, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
==I'm Coming Back!==
*I've had enough! I'm coming back from my padded prison in this straight jacket! I'M COMING BACK!!! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 15:36, 26 July 2007 (UTC) Okay, kids, settle down.
==Sigh==
*It's getting quite lonely here logging in and there is no messages for almost 2 straight months... --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 19:47, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
Let me help! Hi.{{User:Visorbot 386/sig}}
:YAY! Thank you. Ah, I bright orange box on the top of my screen. I love the look of that. :D --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:31, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

== Quote ==

The quote on your page is from the song Dogs on the album Animals by the band Pink Floyd, right?--[[User:CoachG|CoachG]] 21:59, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
:...Yes. Why do you ask so? --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:57, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
::I suspect Coach G thinks that your current quote is one of those questions some users have in which you have to guess who said a certain quote and where it was said. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 00:14, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

== Login Problems ==

Hey Guys, this is [[User:Theyellowdart|Theyellowdart]] and I don't know if something is wrong with me or this upgrade, but I can't log in. It tells me my password is wrong. Meh? Well, please use MY REAL talk page for an answer because I will be watching that. Thanks peeps, --[[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 19:33, 20 November 2007 (UTC) ({{User:Theyellowdart/sig}})
:Perhaps you should have the system send you a new password. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:08, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
::I know that, but I must wait 24 hours due to someone else doing the same thing before me. [[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 15:06, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Someone else asked for a password reset on your account? Sounds like you've probably got your account hijacked then. If someone did the same thing less than 24 hours ago, couldn't you just check your email for the relevant email? {{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 17:00, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
::::No, I don't think someone did that for my account. Just someone ''else'' asked for one, I think. --[[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 15:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
*Alright, I got the password sent. But, my high school's firewall blocks Yahoo. Meh. I need some CheatWare... --[[User:64.107.238.4|64.107.238.4]] 15:38, 7 December 2007 (UTC) My userpage is going to change into one o' dem "more mature ones" here soon.
:Okay, it's all better now. {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:08, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

== A Tip ==

Hi, theyellowdart. About the SBEmails you've sent, I think they were all awesome ideas! Maybe the only reason Strong Bad hasn't answered any on the website is because you're using a name that was used in one of the earlier Strong Bad emails. If you rewrite the emails, and use a different, new, and unique name at the end of it, I think you'd have a HUGE chance of being picked for the email of the week. Just trying to help, [[User:Hooray4homestar]].
:Hey there. Thanks! But, in fact, I do put my real name when I send the emails. But on the Wiki I just use my username. But cool. I'm glad you like my ideas. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:51, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh... Okay! I understand now. I was just trying to help! [[User:Hooray4homestar|Hooray4homestar]] 03:25, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

==I want to be on da list==
put me on it! {{User:Coach B/sig}}22:42, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
:Alright, sure Coach B. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 00:44, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

==thanks==
I just did not know who was going to on. Ok now down business, I just finnish making a new page and I want the opinion of someone who know if this page would work or just get deleted the page is lightning. It has showed up about 10 times one homestarrunner.com. So will it work? {{User:The-homsarrunner/sig}}
:Hi, not TYD but I happen to be on, so... I'm not sure actually. It depends on how relevant the lightning is to the plots of the stories. I mean, we don't have a page on all the trees we've seen in the H*R universe, but we do have a page for [[the Decemberween Tree]]. So it may or may not work depending on how they are, and I haven't investigated.
:But here's what I suggest. When I have an idea that I'm not sure will work or not, I develop it in a subpage of my user space. You could make a page at [[User:The-homsarrunner/Lightning]] and start it there. Then it can be developed by you and others, but it isn't yet in the general article base so no one's going to be immediately going, "Delete". {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:59, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
::Well there you go. Thanks for being there to reply Qermaq. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:15, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

== Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show images ==

Looks like you beat me to one. I uploaded images of all four.. if you want them. Or mark them for deletion if you don't. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:45, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:Oh, gee. Sorry man. I didn't actually think someone would help. Well... if you can, the article is still very incomplete and everything. I could use a little help. :) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:47, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
::Images I'm good at, article writing I ain't. Good luck, though. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:47, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::Aight. Someone will soon like fix it up so it looks nice and all. I just want to give it a good start. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:49, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::: Del my image I uploaded it looks like I was too late {{User:The-homsarrunner/sig}}
:::::You must ask a sysop or admin to delete images. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:52, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::: I thought you where a sysop (or you should be) {{User:The-homsarrunner/sig}} 01:52, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, not just yet. I still gotta do better if I ever become that l33t. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:55, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
I marked all the duplicates for deletion. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 01:57, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

== Cool Users List ==

May I please be on your cool users list? [[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]] 01:29, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
:Sure, sonny. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:02, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

== Ahem ==

You are forgetting a long friend? {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 20:53, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

==I just heard the story and...WELL...==
http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/images/4/42/Well.gif --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 06:44, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

== Cool Users List ==

Can you put me on your list of cool users please TheYellowDart? [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman]] 16:42, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh and sorry about editing trey 56's user page. I'm new here(I joined yesterday) and i didn't know. I won't do it again and I'll go and fix it right now.[[User:Pacoman|Pacoman]] 19:53, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

:It is okay, man. No one is mad at you or anything. Sure, I can put you on my list. Just be sure to follow up here, [[Help:Contents]], before you start editing the place up ;-). '''Again, please look at link.''' --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:34, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::Pacoman has a sig now. Just so you can change it on your cool users list. {{User:Acam30/sig}} 23:00, 17 July 2008 (UTC) <br>
::(Btw, I lol'd at this: If Nintendo is to blame, it has to be Luigi. He is probably the one stopping all this. I HATE YOU, LUIGI! {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}})
:::Hey Acam30. I remember you from the IRC. Okay, yeah, I should change it to his sig. And thank you, it took me all night to thank of that one. Anyway, I'm adding you to da list as well. You seem pretty cool and all that. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:03, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::I already added you. =P {{User:Acam30/sig}} 23:06, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Ha, I saw that as well. Cheers! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:07, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

== My way cool user's list ==
Hey yellowman, if you want you can put this on your user page:
{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=[[Image:Subtitles Project Logo.png|42px]] | msg=This user is on [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman's]] way cool users list and is being rewarded with a sub.}}
|}
It's not quite right and you don't have to if you dont want to. {{User:Pacoman/sig}} 20:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
:Thank you. <small><small><small><small>But unfortunately I now have very high standards as to what goes on my userbox tower.</small></small></small></small>--{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 00:33, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

== About deleting [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Image:Personal_image...rietta.png&curid=34001&diff=578391&oldid=578044&rcid=536305 images] ==

You first need to remove it from your page before we delete. We don't like broken images :). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 08:04, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:Done. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 15:46, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
::And done. Keep on the good work. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 19:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Will do, sir. :) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 23:14, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

== Thank you ==

Thank you for your comments on [[User talk:Jay]]. I want to make good edits, I've just made a string of errors to start. --[[User:O98-111-114-113|O98-111-114-113]] 15:31, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:It looks like you are off to a rough start here. Despite everyone else's feelings, I think you are a good-hearted user that just needs a little time and practice. Please check up on [[HRWiki:Standards]] as well as topics from [[Help:Contents]] before you go any further, though. Really. Your friend, {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:28, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::Well, I hope to make the turn for the better. I do have one question. On my user page, I have three images in thumbnails. I want one to be on the left, another on the right, and my Homsar image in the middle. How do I do this? Thanks! --[[User:O98-111-114-113|98.111.114.133]] 20:35, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:::That's good you want to do better. Yeah, and check your userpage. How does that look? --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:39, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::::That's exactly what I wanted. Thanks for your help! I also found out how to change my signature, so even though my username is the same, the signature appears otherwise. --[[User:O98-111-114-113|Blow Up the Ocean]] 20:42, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::You're very welcome. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:43, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

== Other users' pages... ==

Hi Theyellowdart, regarding your edits [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Gavino&diff=prev&oldid=582948 here] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Gavino&diff=next&oldid=582953 here], we don't normally edit other users' pages. However, there is a difference between the two. The first one was putting something on their that he didn't necessarily want. He did not express that he wanted it that way, and those sorts of edits are not typically allowed. However, the second one was just a syntax fix for something he expressed he wanted, and is normally allowed. Hope this helps in the future! --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:27, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
:I knew what I was doing. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:29, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
::Well, yes, you knew what you were doing, but like I said, you didn't know that he didn't want his userboxes to show up the way they were showing up. However, like I stated in the previous post, the second edit was after he expressed that he wanted it that way, and was fine. Nothing personal or anything. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 01:34, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
:::I simply provided him with technical assistance, which is allowed. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:37, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

== Cool people ==

Can ''I'' be on that list? {{User:MichaelXX2/sig}} 16:49, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
:Yup. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 00:39, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:38:57 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* List O' Cool Users */ What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Transcribe one more DVD Commentary.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

== Some E-mails I sent to Strong Bad ==

*These are some emails SB should answer...
''NOTE: I actually put my real name in the emails when I send them.''

*Dear Strong Bad, You should invent your own unique type of sport. NOT crapfully yours, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Take me on a tour of your house. Is there some kind of secret dungeon you don't want me to see? Sincerely, TheYellowDart

*Dear SB, If you had a garden, what would you put in it? Cheese puffs are great, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever went to a fast food resturaunt and they messed up your order? That really makes me mad! But, I'm SURE you don't get mad. From a fellow fhqwhgad, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, if you were in charge of putting bonus features on a DVD, what would they be? Holding up a Cold One to you, TheYellowDart.

*How's it going on, Strong Bad? Hey, I was wondering if there are any Broadway-esque stage shows in Free Country, USA. Your neighborhood stalker, TheYellowDart.

==My Tips For "Beating Society"==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
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<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
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<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
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<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
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== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*{{User:MichaelXX2/sig}}: What's that, Lassie? Another cool user?
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Talk:Baddest of the Bands

Theyellowdart — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:12:33 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Baddest of the Articles */ let's not forget about the most important rule!

==Source of plot!!!==

Nintendo Power: Issue 234: "...when Strong Bad's beloved game console- the Videlectrix Fun Machine- melts down when he's playing Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey (a side-scrolling action game...). When Strong Bad discovers he doesn't have the money to get it repaired, he does the only sensible thing: he arranges a 'battle of the bands'..."

== Forum Link ==

How do you fix the link to the Telltale forum? {{User:Bad Bad Guy/sig}} 01:22, 6 October 2008 (UTC)

== Date ==

10/13
:According to whom? I can't find any info on this from Telltale or H*R.com. The date sounds highly reasonable, but we need a reliable source before we'll add it to the article. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:48, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

::Due to the fact that the date right now is the 22nd, there is only one monday left in october. Some people might say this doesn't prove anything, but nintendo only updates the wii shop channel on mondays, and it's less likely to see two SBCG4AP's in november, so that is the official date. [[Special:Contributions/204.191.74.245|204.191.74.245]] 03:00, 23 October 2008 (UTC) P.S. I'm Don't say jorb 101 but I'm not logged in.
:::Not quite, no. We still can't be sure it won't be delayed until November. Certainly, it seems likely it will be this upcoming Monday, but we won't document that until it comes from a reliable source. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:10, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

== LEAKED Gameplay! ==

See http://gamespotting.net/gameblog/sbcg4ap-baddest-of-the-bands-leaked-gameplay-footage/
: I'm not sure that's really ''leaked'' exactly. IGN has a video that's almost identical to it (not quite, though. There are some extra scenes, and it doesn't go all the way through the billy club dialogue.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:23, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

== Homsar ? ==

i watched the trailer and the GF for this episode and Homsar is not in it but it says he is here.
: Go to IGN and check the videos there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:46, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
: PS. Those same videos, and the new one on Telltale's site, show I was wrong about SB being a member of Cool Tapes (when I removed a contrary mention of Cool Tapes from the page earlier), but the preview certainly made it look that way. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:48, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

== Spoilers of Extended Play ==

I found a video on youtube that showed major spoilers on the Episode, includes clothes, the Limozeen game, and some other gameplay about the band. It's a very spoilery video so be warned. --{{User:splashUru1}} 12:08 25 October 2008 (UTC)

== Linked pages ==

Let's add some of the pages we'll need here so we have convenient (red)links. These are the only ones I know of so far:

*[[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands Responses]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)]]
*[[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Locker Room)]]

Note that I have NOT seen any evidence that the Teen Girl Squad is in this one. I didn't even notice a score for them on the scorecard. I'm not finished with the game yet (I only played for like an hour before work), though, so there could be more locations, or other pages that could come in handy. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:02, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

== Possible refrence to episode 1 ==

In episode 1's opening song some of the lyrics are "like a imploding star , like a burning car" maybe a reffrence to "The Best Album Cover Ever".
: I dare say that the only possible way it's ''not'' a reference is if they planned it in advance and put it into Episode 1 for exactly that reason, which would be kind of a reverse referense or something. It's already on the [[Homestar Ruiner]] page for that very reason. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:34, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

== Glitched Pac-Man ==

The way Strong Bad's game gets messed up reminds me of the way that one level on Pac-Man gets glitched up. Since I am not good at explaining it, [[Wikipedia:Image:Split_Screen_in_Pac_Man.gif|here is an image]]. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:01, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
*Except for the Fun Machine, the failure is distinctly different in method, as here it's supposed to be a failure of logic components within the device, rather than pure software error.

== Nonexistant Homestar Glitch ==

It seems that if you attempt to "examine" the turntable in Club Technocholate in Extended Play, Homestar will say something without actually being there.

== Wire to No-Wire ==

Something just occurred to me. You need the wire hanger to complete a puzzle. The puzzle is during the Battle Royale, but AFAIK, you can only get the wire from the Locker Room, which is inaccessible during the Battle Royale. What happens if you skip taking the wire? (Note that you ''can't'' skip getting the bleach, which is obtained in the same place and also mandatory during the Battle Royale - you need to use it earlier than that.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:12, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:Y'know, I was wondering the same thing. This requires checking, but my theory for now is that it'd automatically give it to you. It does, after all, alter your inventory between the pre-Royale and Royale scenes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:16, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
:: I just tested it. Turns out that the Track remains on the map until you take the hanger, even after everything else disappears. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:59, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

== Zeppelin reference ==

The teen girl (I forget which one) says "it's always the saaaame!" after she gets killed by "uncommunication breakdown"...somebody who's not me should write that in. [[Special:Contributions/75.69.165.163|75.69.165.163]] 18:45, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

==Baddest of the Articles==

I think we should have a [[Baddest of the Bands Bands]] article, or something in that vein. You know, like with [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free]]. {{User:Strongkinghomsarsmith/sig}} 23:22, 29 October 2008 (UTC)
:Be '''bold''' and have fun! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 04:12, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:01:12 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* My Tips For "Beating Society" */ I thought of some more, and you should read them. They'll help you!

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Transcribe one more DVD Commentary.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

== Some E-mails I sent to Strong Bad ==

*These are some emails SB should answer...
''NOTE: I actually put my real name in the emails when I send them.''

*Dear Strong Bad, You should invent your own unique type of sport. NOT crapfully yours, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Take me on a tour of your house. Is there some kind of secret dungeon you don't want me to see? Sincerely, TheYellowDart

*Dear SB, If you had a garden, what would you put in it? Cheese puffs are great, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever went to a fast food resturaunt and they messed up your order? That really makes me mad! But, I'm SURE you don't get mad. From a fellow fhqwhgad, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, if you were in charge of putting bonus features on a DVD, what would they be? Holding up a Cold One to you, TheYellowDart.

*How's it going on, Strong Bad? Hey, I was wondering if there are any Broadway-esque stage shows in Free Country, USA. Your neighborhood stalker, TheYellowDart.

==My Tips For "Beating Society"==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.
*Order a pizza and have it delivered. Okay, now go find a blunt object. When the pizza guy walks to your door, jump out and bash him in the head with your blunt object. Do not kill him, (Yeah, that would just be wrong, dude) but be sure he is unconscious. Now, drag him into his car and drive into the country and leave him and the car there. When he wakes up 20 minutes later, he won’t remember a thing. However, you just walked away with a free pizza
*Complain to the manager. No matter where you are at—restaurant, gas station, supermarket—you will always get something cool for free in the end.
*Line at the fair too long? Yell out how there are free funnel cakes by the ferris wheel!
*Simply just steal out of people’s gardens.
*It is not stealing if they never use it.
*Carry around a pair of nun chucks. Put them in your pocket. Make sure that they are partially exposed though. Nobody wants to fight somebody who owns a pair of nun chucks, man.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

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<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
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<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
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<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
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<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
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<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
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<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
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<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
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<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
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== List O' Cool Users ==
<div style="background-color: #00000; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #00000; padding: 2px; overflow: scroll; height: 250px;">

*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

User:Theyellowdart

Theyellowdart — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:58:44 GMT

Theyellowdart: Actually, thank you, troll for pointing that out to me! :D

Hello, '''you!''' Obviously, I am The Yellow Dart. Not to be confused with [[english paper|Kyle Smith]] or [[Wikipedia:Milli Vanilli|Milli Vanilli]]. I am currently in high school. Yep. What's my name? Meh, I might tell you in the IRC sometime. What are my interests? Homestar Runner. Duh. What's the name of this site again?? Thought so.

Anyway, I found out about Homestar through a friend on January 16, 2006. He was checking the site one day when I was over at his house, and I was introduced to the email [[death metal]]. After that I thought this was the best thing since sliced milk so I became a fan.

And here I am.

Go crazy.

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==My Future Goals Here==
I figured out a list of goals that I want to do for the time being. I'll let you know if I ever complete any of them.
*Transcribe a toon!
*Transcribe one more DVD Commentary.
*Create the article for a new sbemail/toon. ''I always secretly wanted to do this!''

== My Contributions ==
*Pages I started/created:
**[[Reynold's Parents' House]]
**[[Dancin' Musical Nobots]]
**[[Bulletin Board]]
**[[Shopping Network Studio]]
**[[Killing Dogs]]
**[[The Decemberween Tree]]
**[[Interrupted Words]]
**[[Tube Socks]]
**[[Gunhaver's Gun]]
**[[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption]]
**[[Booth 101]]
**[[Oh No You Dent! Denture Tablets]]
**[[Strong Badathlon (contest)]]
**[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]
**[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]
**[[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]]
*Transcripts I Wrote
**[[Parsnips A-Plenty#Commentary Transcript|Parsnips A-Plenty]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Cheat Commandos...O's#Commentary Transcript|Cheat Commandos...O's]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Super NES#Commentary Transcript|Super NES]] (DVD Commentary)
**[[Where My Hat Is At?#Commentary Transcript|Where My Hat Is At?]] (DVD Commentary)
**Half of [[In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards#Commentary Transcript|In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards]] (DVD Commentary)

== Some E-mails I sent to Strong Bad ==

*These are some emails SB should answer...
''NOTE: I actually put my real name in the emails when I send them.''

*Dear Strong Bad, You should invent your own unique type of sport. NOT crapfully yours, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Take me on a tour of your house. Is there some kind of secret dungeon you don't want me to see? Sincerely, TheYellowDart

*Dear SB, If you had a garden, what would you put in it? Cheese puffs are great, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, Have you ever went to a fast food resturaunt and they messed up your order? That really makes me mad! But, I'm SURE you don't get mad. From a fellow fhqwhgad, TheYellowDart

*Dear Strong Bad, if you were in charge of putting bonus features on a DVD, what would they be? Holding up a Cold One to you, TheYellowDart.

*How's it going on, Strong Bad? Hey, I was wondering if there are any Broadway-esque stage shows in Free Country, USA. Your neighborhood stalker, TheYellowDart.

==My Tips For "Beating Society"==
*Order a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant. When you receive it, tell the person there that you ordered it “lettuce only” (or any condiment combination of your choice). They will make you a whole new sandwich. But before they take away your old burger tell them something like “If you are just going to throw it away, I’ll just take it.” and you’ll get it back. After they finish cooking your new one… you will walk away with two sandwiches for the price of one.
*Find a restaurant that has self-serve fountain soda. A lot of fast food joints do this. Go up and order a “water”. They will hand you a paper cup. Now, instead of filling it up with water, just get soda. It always works.
*Tell the ticket guy that you “left your wallet in theater 3”. He’ll let you go get it real quick. ;-)
*It is actually not that hard to steal from a garage sale.
*You know, you could always take two free samples.
*The excuse “my parents died” is actually quite affective in tight situations.
*Fill up a 44oz and say it is a 32oz.
*It is okay to throw fireworks at your enemy’s dog during the night. He will never know it was you. Seriously!
*There’s always your mom’s purse.
*Just burying the body is not enough. Try incinerating it. In a woods. THEN you bury it.

==IRC Quotes==
*I've been actually doing this for awhile as well. More to come... and stuff...

<pre>
<D-Fender1031> <b>LIED</b>
<D-Fender1031> '''LIED'''
<D-Fender1031> *LIED*
<Theyellowdart> <BOLD DANGIT>LIED</BOLD DANGIT>
<D-Fender1031> hahaha
</pre>

<pre>
<Bluebry> Can I have my forum name changed to Bluebry?
<Theyellowdart> NO!
<Theyellowdart> SIT DOWN!
<Bluebry> lolk
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> SMB, when do you turn 14?
<Theyellowdart> cause I hated being 13.
<SuperMartyoBro> Umm, February of next year, why?
<SuperMartyoBro> That's a weird question.
<Theyellowdart> well, what do you expect.
<Theyellowdart> I live in a van down by the river.
<SuperMartyoBro> Which river? The Mississippi? The Ohio?
<Theyellowdart> the one closest to your house.
<SuperMartyoBro> Ahh, so the Foss River, then.
<Theyellowdart> yeah
<Theyellowdart> I can see you right now.
<Theyellowdart> zip up your pants, son.
</pre>

<pre>
<Phlip> my bike now has an awesome new feature
<Phlip> you know how, when you pedal backwards on a bike, the pedals spin freely, without driving the wheel?
<Phlip> well, my pedals now do that in both directions!
<Phlip> how useful!
<Theyellowdart> xD
<NintenEthan> You need an escape pod.
<DeFender1031> that's not an awesome feature...
...
<NintenEthan> I have 11 GEERS!!!!!!!!!!
</pre>

<pre>
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<Bluebry> So do you have like, an IRC revolving door you're running through?
</pre>

<pre>
<Chwoka> JUBF VYVAFInIK
<Chwoka> *KING BUBSGONZOLA
<DorianGray> Type with hands, not buttocks.
<DorianGray> =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> Where do you live, Eric
<_20eric06_> br'zil
<Theyellowdart> ooh
<Theyellowdart> nice
<Theyellowdart> is that place cool?
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<Theyellowdart> is it?
<SammiSeldowitz> YOU BET WE'VE GOT TREES AND WE SPEAK PORTUGUESE
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> BRAZIL
<SammiSeldowitz> THERES A GIANT JESUS AT THE TOP OF A HILL
<Theyellowdart> I don't think you are Eric, dear.
<SammiSeldowitz> fine
<_20eric06_> Theyellowdart: No, it's hot.
</pre>

<pre>
<DorianGray> Not seeing a toon the day of its release? For shame!
Theyellowdart has a life.
<SuperMartyoBro> xD
<DorianGray> Lives are unnecessary, and only get in the way
<Theyellowdart> ...said the tard.
<DorianGray> ...said The yellowdart.
<Theyellowdart> ouch
<DorianGray> Indeed.
<Theyellowdart> You got me. Great job, DorianGray.
Theyellowdart shakes Dorian's hand.
<Theyellowdart> You are a great asset to this company.
<DorianGray> Drop the "et". =3
</pre>

<pre>
<Theyellowdart> So... are you doing anything later? Wanna come over to my place?
<Theyellowdart> I can't my girlfriend might find out.
<Theyellowdart> Screw her.
<Theyellowdart> Uh, okay.
Theyellowdart walks out of room.
Ch`mera bursts out laughing.
</pre>

== List O' Cool Users ==
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*{{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}}: Apologized to the forum mod "ramrod" for me... I think.
*{{User:Bubsty/sig}}: Added me to his own "Cool People" list.
*{{User: E.L. Cool/sig}}: Great user around here that I totally respect.
*{{User:Trey56/sig}}: All around nice guy and smart one at that.
*{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}}: Good kid.
*{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}}: Heimstern is someone you must obey.
*{{User:HeyMama/sig}}: Another kid that likes talking about TV shows and all that good stuff.
*{{User:Phlip/sig}}: Helped me out a ton with the IRC and all. Plus, he's cool. Yep.
*{{User:4kai2lyn6/sig}}: Nice girl and has some nice grammar contributions.
*{{User:Bluebry/sig}}: When I was a n00b, he told me how to put pictures in the Wiki. Good times.
*{{User:Loafing/sig}}: One of my favorite users around here. I look up to these kind of people!
*[[User:Parp11|Parp11]]: One of my friends. He, too, joined the Wiki.
*{{User:The Joe/sig}}: Friendly guy.
*{{User:Brightstar Shiner/sig}}: Great user and very friendly.
*[[User:Cool Tapes.exe|Cool Tapes.exe]]: For being awesome and cool. (Still!)
*[[User:LordQuackingstick|LordQuackingstick]]: ...what happened to this cool guy?
*[[User:WeirdAl|WeirdAl]]: Good kid. We all were kids once. (I still might be, but shut up.)
*[[User:Toasty!|Toasty!]]: For thanking me for helping him (I forgot what).
*{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}: Great guy and user. I think he needs to be the next sysop.
*{{User:Pants 3000/sig}}: He asked me... so he's on here.
*{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}: A great person to talk to and has some good contributions.
*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]: Let's not forget about this guy. He gave me the great block (that was totally coming to me) and keeps this place running. Great guy.
*[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]: Great leader and fun IRC dude.
*{{User:Slipstream/sig}}: Cool IRC user.
*{{User:Qermaq/sig}}: Kind, mature, and all around great guy.
*{{User:Coach B/sig}}: A pretty cool new user that has some potential.
*[[Image:GreenTheCheat.GIF|20px]][[User:Hooray4Homestar|<span style="font-family:font; color:#93F;">Hooray4Homestar</span>]][[Image:Fuzzy thecheat.PNG|20px]]: Yet another cool user!
*{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}: You can do it, Sam! ''You just have to believe in yourself!''
*{{User:OptimisticFool/sig}}: Yeah, this guy is pretty much awesome and contributes well.
*{{User:Pacoman/sig}}: Don't you just love the youth of new users?
*{{User:Acam30/sig}}: Probably does a pretty good job at life.
*{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}: For attempting to ruin my reputation. Wait, isn't that a bad thing? Heh. Whatever.
*{{User:Compgrl323/sig}}: You gotta love Sammi.
*If you would like to be on this list, just tell me. I WILL LET YOU.

</div>

Talk:Costume Commercial

Theyellowdart — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:55:50 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Wii */ I don't think so.

==Mancuso==
This toon, coupled with [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] and [[Where's an Egg?]] mark the third mention of Mancuso. Running bit, now? [[Special:Contributions/75.46.27.212|75.46.27.212]] 00:39, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Images to upload to [[Other Halloween Costumes]] ==

*<strike>The drawing of the small child in his Twelve-Times-A-Day Man costume (maybe?)
*Strong Sad wearing the street blockade.
*Strong Sad wearing his egg-proof poncho.
*Bubs wearing his Bubs costume.
*Coach Z wearing his... er... "Coach Z" costume.</strike>
Feel free to <s>scratch out</s> when uploaded. {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:21, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:Done and done. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:52, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Wii ==

This toon gets REALLY butchered when viewed on the Wii. Things like text, costumes, and body parts disappear. --[[Special:Contributions/69.115.68.62|69.115.68.62]] 19:32, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:Put it under "Gliches", subcategory "when viewed on Wii". {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 20:50, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
::No, don't. It's a common issue of the Wii browser, which has a lower version of Flash Player. We don't need to mention it every time. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 20:52, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:::True. Maybe make an article listing the pages that have issues on the wii?--[[User:Flytape8490|Flytape8490]] 22:21, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
::::I don't think so. For all I know, the Wii's faulty Flash player may glitch at unique spots of cartoons every time... so... no. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:55, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

==Gender or Identity?==
Should we consider Coach Z wearing the Marzipan costume an incidence of [[Gender Confusion]], [[Identity Confusion]], or, as I think we should, both? {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 20:49, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:I mean, the costume '''''is''''' based on Marzipan, but it is debatable whether or not the costume looks anything like Marzipan. Also, since Coach Z said it was a "Coach Z costume", he clearly didn't know it was based on Marzipan, making it more of a gender confusion, rather than an idenity act. There's my arguments. {{User:That_game_dude386/sig}} 20:57, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
::It is [[cross-dressing]], which is ALWAYS separate from [[gender confusion]]. It's [[identity confusion]] because he confused marzipan's costume for his own. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:12, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Or he confused himself for marzipan - {{User:Wecannotbesaved/sig}} 22:27, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
::::That too. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 22:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

== Marzipan Costume ==

Okay, does marzipan even have legs? How can she wear that costume? {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:35, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
:No one said she was going to wear it. It's a parody of those "sexy" costumes they put out for women, which typically A) deviate significantly from the source, and 2) expose a lot of flesh. It's a costume ''of'' Marzipan, not ''for'' her. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 21:38, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
::Oooohhhh... ok. {{User:The thing/sig}} 21:41, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

User talk:Sam the Man

Theyellowdart — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:52:47 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* weclome back */ A New Message From Theyellowdart!

== User talk Stuff ==
StM, your edits [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Sam_the_Man&curid=32595&diff=575744&oldid=575743 here], [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Sam_the_Man&diff=575748&oldid=575746 and here], are a little ridiculous. Not trying to be rude or worsen the situation, but if a user comes back, especially if he seems to not be making irrelevant edits, "Welcome back, vandal" doesn't seem like a warm welcome. As the links show above, It's dot com tried to inform you politely why you shouldn't post things like that on pages, and you rudely dis-acknowledged(bad wording, sorry) the notice. If memory serves me right, you've done stuff like this before. Please start taking note of these types of messages. Thanks, {{User:DevonM/sig}} 20:28, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
:Go away. I have a life. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 21:56, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
::I'd watch your tone. You are sounding very antagonistic to this wiki's users right now. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:59, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Please, Sam, if you cannot post a constructive comment that moves this conversation in a positive direction, don't post yet. If you are angry, don't post. Please save your reply for when you can think straight and approach this topic with an understanding of what we are asking. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:07, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
::::I can't take it anymore. I feel like a tool. I need to leave. I think I'll have a better life. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 23:13, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

==Fanstuff Block==
*I would be putting this on the Fanstuff Wiki, but I lost my password (fail). Anyway, you have completely lost yourself. You received a lot of positive comments on your talk page there. Unwelcomed? I guess you need to be roughened up a bit to know what "unwelcomed" means. Being rude and saying things like "I have a life" do not make you look smarter or any better than the other users around here. If you have a life, that's fine. So do we. If you are going to leave, go ahead. But it seems as if you keep coming back to cause some drama. Not cool, man. You have dreams of becoming a sysop. Let me tell you this, son: it takes more than being there to revert vandalism to be a sysop. You have to be fully grown and intelligent as a whole. You have to be able stay cool in all situations. You have to be trustworthy.
Please, think about what you are doing to yourself here. Sincerely, {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:20, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, Sam is pretty inactive here. I'd suggest posting this on his fanstuff user talk with your I.P. {{User:Hrjcm/sig}} 01:49, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

== im back!!!! ==

remember me?--{{User:Wichesbrew82/sig}} 19:39, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

== weclome back ==

hey sam, how have you been? since you helped me when i started, i've been making changes all over all sorts of talk pages. and i figured out how to make my sig! i also have 2 friends on the wiki. check out my page to find out who, because i'm afraid i'll spell their names wrong. oh, i don't even think you know who this is yet. it's Homsarstrongbad150, and even with that, i bet you don't remember. check my talk page, then you might remember. you were the first one on it. well, now i'm just typing nonsense, so, hopefully see you around the wiki,

{{User:Homsarstrongbad150/sig}} 00:05, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
:Oh I remember you. Yeah, I came back. Fresh from a break. {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:16, 5 October 2008 (UTC)

==A New Message From Theyellowdart!==
*Welcome back on board. Enjoy yourself. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 22:52, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Talk:sbemail

Theyellowdart — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:15:11 GMT

Theyellowdart: kk

==Delete?==
Why delete? Like, really. I think it is helpful. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:11, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
:Because, since [[sbemails]] plural already redirects there, [[sbemail]] will too, even without this redirect. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 01:13, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
::Oh. K! --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:15, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Talk:sbemail

Theyellowdart — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:11:23 GMT

Theyellowdart: why delete?

==Delete?==
*Why delete? Like, really. I think it is helpful. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 01:11, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Generic Announcers

Theyellowdart — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:09:13 GMT

Theyellowdart: couple spelling errors

In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], '''generic announcers''' are often heard publicizing shows and advertisements, reading sentences out loud, and delivering speeches about specific topics. Compared to [[The Announcer]], who did the same in [[Strong Bad Sings]], [[sibbie]], and [[suntan]], they are never seen in person.

==Appearances==

===[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]]===
*[[CGNU]] — An announcer says, "Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you."
*[[cheat talk]] — An announcer translates [[The Cheat]]'s earlier sentences.
*[[fingers]] — In the opening, a [[Batman|Batman-type]] announcer narrates the persistency of emails asking [[Strong Bad]] how he [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|types with boxing gloves]].
*[[the process]] — A radio announcer advertises Discount Alligator, and another radio announcer tells when the store is open, gives directions on how to get there, and mentions having a bald spot.
*[[mile]] — A TV announcer says, "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am."
*[[the bet]] — In the manner of a disclaimer, an announcer unintelligibly mumbles, "BUTTER-DA IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD."
*[[lackey]] — An announcer introduces, "The Homestar Runner and [[Doreauxgard]] Show," which is "brought to you by Hollerin' Jimmy Hobby Kits".
*[[pizzaz]] — An announcer identical to the one for [[Cheat Commandos]] provides an introduction and ending for [[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]].
*[[Family Resemblence]] — A comical-voiced announcer, sounding identical to the fourth voiceover in [[Greeting Cards]], advertises the game [[Jurvy-Skat]] by [[Boardelectrix]].
*[[animal]] — In an Easter egg, an announcer says, "Second-place contestants receive [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Deep Sea Fanglyfish|deep sea fanglyfish]]. Promotional considerations by [[Sterrance]]. Strong Bad's wardrobe furnished by [[Styles Upon Styles]]."
*[[radio]] — An announcer reads the text, "Strong Bad's test sentence is 'The fish was delish and it made quite a dish.'"
*[[secret recipes]] — An announcer similar to the one in [[radio]] says that "Strong Bad may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber," mentions that "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg," and doesn't even know what a poopaw is.
*[[bottom 10]] — An announcer, cutting off [[Nibbles]]'s line, advertises [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows#Fluffy Puff Bite-Sized Nibblers|Fluffy Puff Bite-Sized Nibblers]].
*[[geddup noise]] — A game show announcer refers to Homestar as [[Kevin]] and says that "[[The Geddup Noise|the geddup noise]] will receive a year's supply of [their] home game." Another announcer, advertising [[Hamburger Shampoo]], says the product is "Geddup Noise Approved."
*[[space program]] — An announcer provides a voiceover about [[Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] on a slideshow.
*[[candy product]] — An announcer says that when purchasing a [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar]], the buyer can "get one free root canal or cavity search."
*[[alternate universe]] — The announcer from [[fingers]] reads, "In a bulding..." in the same fashion as in [[Sketchbook (DVD)]].
*[[senior prom]] — An announcer is heard saying that "[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad's Very Popular Cartoon Show]]" will be showing instead of [[KOT's VOQPCS!|the King of Town]]'s. Another announcer is heard reading the text, "Accepting the award for [[Pom Pom]] is Homestar Runner because Pom Pom's at a much cooler private school prom."
*[[theme song]] — The CGNU online e-niversity announcer, an announcer voiced by [[Jackie Chapman]], the announcer from [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]], an announcer for the "Three is 4 Tonite" and "Cheat Commandos" half-screen commercials, and an announcer for [[Powered by The Cheat]], are all heard in turn.
*[[Accent]] — Before the final scene, the announcer from [[fingers]] says, "Next week on Strong Bad Email..."
*[[cliffhangers]] — When he is just about to tell the viewers to tune in next time, an announcer is told by Strong Bad to "just get to resolving," to which he replies, "okay."
*[[4 branches]] — After the [[Polymascotfoamalate]] tune, an announcer says, "Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ingenuitize the future across the globe!"
*[[strong badathlon]] — During the Remote Put, a TV announcer reads the text, "Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song."
*[[the movies]] — An announcer for the film trivia slide says, "If you answered "B", you're ready for film school." There's also an announcer saying, "Be considerate of others. Please turn off your bazookas before the [[Progrum|progrum]]."
*[[underlings]] — The first announcer does a voiceover for Stink's Reach, the second announcer says, in a nasally voice, "Tuesdays at 8:30," and a third announcer, who sounds slightly similar to [[Crackotage]], says, "We now return to Dartmouth!"
*[[original]] — An announcer rephrases Bubs's line in third person, followed by a queasy "uhhhhhh."
*[[web comics]] — A TV announcer for "Saturday Mornideo Games" is heard saying, "[[Secret Collect]] will be right back. And stay tuned for The Animated Adventures of [[Thy Dungeonman]]!"
*[[business trip]] — An announcer, with a voice parodying the one used for [[wikipedia:Miller Brewing Company|Miller High Life]] commercials, advertises [[Cold Ones#Expen$e Account Ones|Expen$e Account Ones]].
*[[diorama]] — An announcer, similar to the one from the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] Easter egg, is heard during an advertisement for the "All new 2008 Air Cardgage," which costs "249.99.99.99" and is located at [[Styles Upon Styles]].
*[[nightlife]] — An announcer advertises the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt from [[Blubb-O's]].
*[[buried]] — An announcer says, "And our stupid contestants will receive the [[Taranchula]] brand black Metal Detec-tor! From [[Videlectrix]] Kidx..sx!" And the announcer from the [[business trip]] Easter egg advertises Cold Ones Dry, "the official beverage of Taranchula," and calls Schenkel McDoo "Sven."

===Other===

*[[Strong Bad Sings]] — [[Mike Chapman]] provides the voice of the second announcer at the end of the short.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — An announcer, also voiced by Mike Chapman, advertises the [[Homestar Jr.]] at the end of the toon.
*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — An announcer says A Decemberween Pageant was brought to you by [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]], Marshmallow Mayonnaise, and [[Litigation Jackson]].
*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] — In sotto voce, an announcer reads the text, "Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights. Hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin."
*[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] — A raspy-voiced announcer advertises the [[Cheat Commandos]] figurines, playsets, and the TV show.
*[[Senor Mortgage]] — An announcer's voice appears during the beginning and a shot of the text, "BAD CREDIT?"
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — A TV announcer says to "find out whom shot Caleb" in the TV show [[Caleb Rentpayer]].
*[[Senorial Day]] — An announcer introduces the "Senorial Day Tent Event Supra Sale" and lists the years 2005, 2004, and 1999.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The Cheat Commandos announcer is heard reading the headlines for lessons four and five.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — An announcer says, "We now return to the firty-tirst annual fall float parade."
*[[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]] — The Cheat Commandos announcer explains the rules on how to play the game.
*[[Date Nite]] — A radio announcer is heard announcing an event called, "Public Rage-o."
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — In an Easter egg, an announcer is heard advertising [[Peacey P]]'s album.
*[[Toikey TV]] — A TV announcer is heard during the Thanksgiving Football Bowl.
*[[Sloshybowl]] — An announcer in the Super Bowl halftime show is heard introducing [[sloshy]], which plays their song, "American Football Championship Game."
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — An announcer introduces the cartoon in the beginning.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Throughout the short, an announcer gives details about the [[Blubb-O's]] restaurant.
*[[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — In the beginning, an announcer reads words on screen and pronounces "advertisement" as "ad-VER-tis-ment." He also says, "Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater."
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — A TV announcer, whose voice is the same as the Cold Ones and Blubb-O's spokesperson's and as Marzipan's questionable surgeon in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]], provides news about Homestar's public indecency.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — An announcer makes a statement when Strong Badia takes over each of the following nations: The Cheat and Tirerea, Bleak House, Pompomerania, Homsar Reservation, and Country.

==See Also==
*[[Unseen Characters]]

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Sbemail 200 Fakeout

Theyellowdart — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:28:19 GMT

Theyellowdart: undid revision 590808;good, but already mentioned in transcript

{{noname|the HTML page title, set to match the default Firefox error title}}
<table width=100% border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td>'''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''</td><td align=right>
{{watch|sbemail200.html}}
</td></tr></table>
[[Image:Page Load Error.png|250px|thumb|"Oh, no you don't!"]]
[[The Deleteheads]] camp out for [[Strong Bad Email]] 200.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}

'''Date:''' Friday, September 19, 2008

'''Page Title:''' Page Load Error

== Transcript ==
''{The scene starts out on a screen that resembles the "Address Not Found" screen of [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]]. Strong Sad appears from the bottom of the frame, wearing a Deleteheads hat.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{wags his finger}'' Oh, no you don't! The Deleteheads started—

''{The scene shifts to the right, revealing Strong Mad and The Cheat in their Deleteheads hats standing next to a tent and an ice chest.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' —camping out for sbemail 200 weeks ago! ''{points with his thumb over his shoulder}'' Back of the line!

''{The scene shifts further right, revealing that they are the only ones there. A tumbleweed rolls behind them.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' But there's really no one else here yet, so ''{reappears from the bottom of the frame}'' you can get right behind us. We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us.

''{Strong Sad gets right in the viewer's face, causing Strong Mad and The Cheat to jump.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' Don't even think about eating any of our Sun Chips! I packed those special!

''{The scene shifts back to its original position. Clicking on the "Try Again" button will restart the toon.}''
== Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===
*The fake page load error reads:
<blockquote>
'''Address Not Found''' <br>
<br>
The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.
* Did you make a mistake when typing the domain? Did you grandma?
* Are you certain this domain name exists? Its registration may have expired.
* Are you unable to browse other sites? Check your network connection, DNS<br>server settings, and self before you riggidy-wreck yourself.<br>
* Is your computer protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings<br>can interfere with Web browsing. Quit touching my stuff!
</blockquote>

=== Remarks ===
*[[Homsar]] and the [[Cinder Block]] are not with the rest of the Deleteheads.
*This is the first [[fake error page]] to use the Firefox error page. Previous ones have used the [[Wikipedia:Internet Explorer 6|Internet Explorer 6]] error page.
*This toon, similar to [[Not the 100th Email!!!]], uses the URL 'sbemail200', meaning that the real 200th email will have an irregular URL, like [[flashback]]'s.
*Strong Sad claims to have been camping out for weeks, but on the Monday before this toon could be found, the short [[Place ya Bets!]] had them betting on sbemail 200 in their normal meeting place.
*"Name That Inconsistency" would have [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe|plenty of material to draw from]].
*When you click on Try Again, it starts when Strong Sad appears (frame 25), not at the beginning of the toon (frame 12).

=== Inside References ===
*Strong Sad previously camped out in the email [[rated]] with the same tent and cooler.
*"Riggidy-wreck yourself" echoes [[Gunhaver]]'s revisionist catchphrase "riggidy-roll" from [[An Important Rap Song]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Sun Chips|Sun Chips]] is a brand of chips produced by Frito-Lay.
*"Check your network connection,...self before you riggidy-wreck yourself" is a reference to the song "Check Yo Self" by rapper Ice Cube.

== See Also ==
* [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
* [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
* [[Place ya bets!]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail200.html|watch "Page Load Error"]]
*[[HR:sbemail200.swf|view the Flash file for "Page Load Error"]]
*[[Forum:14738|forum thread re: "Page Load Error"]]

{{subtitlesLinks|sbemail200}}

[[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]

Talk:Sbemail 200 Fakeout

Theyellowdart — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:26:06 GMT

Theyellowdart: /* Camping out */ reply

== Transcript ==
I claim the transcripting! [[User:Jedibob5|Jedibob5]] 23:51, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
:Go for it! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 23:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah, it's done. Wasn't so hard, mainly because it's really, really short, but there's my first transcript. [[User:Jedibob5|Jedibob5]] 00:14, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

== Play it Again, Back Button ==

Is this the first toon to feature a "Play Again" Button but no back button? [[User:20X6 GEM|20X6 GEM]] 00:50, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
:Doubt it. Can't think of anything else off the top of my head, though.
::Where would you go back to? The only way to reach this page is by typing the URL in directly. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:00, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
:::I don't think it's notable one way or the other. Do we really need to make comments on the presence of "Back" and "Play Again" buttons? They are called ''Fun'' Facts, after all. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 00:32, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
::::It's a first, so I added it. There, no more debate.[[User:That game dude386|That game dude386]] 00:34, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Hey! Put it back!!![[User:That game dude386|That game dude386]] 00:37, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::I think it's worth noting, as it doesn't look like a typical "again" button like they usually do. It's set as a background item for most of the cartoon, and cannot be clicked. It blends in perfectly with the page, and most wouldn't notice it otherwise. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 00:38, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Good point on it being inconspicuous. I'll change the fact into an Easter Egg. Gimme a sec...[[User:That game dude386|That game dude386]] 00:42, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::::As a H*R first, I say that the Play Again/Back button relationship is worth noting. Please revoke the deletion.[[User:That game dude386|That game dude386]] 00:50, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::The buttons really have nothing to do with the cartoon. I have three "nay" votes - me, anonny, and It's Dot Com (if you scroll up, there's even a dispute as to whether it's a first at all). DorianGray, as far as I can tell, has only argued that the unique appearance should be noted, not the absence of a back button, and I'll agree with that. I see no consensus, however, that says it's notable that there's a "Play Again" button and no "Back" button. I say it stays off. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 01:03, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::I think we should acknowledge the fact that the "Try Again" button serves as a replay button, but not as an Easter egg. I don't even think it needs to be a Fun Fact. I think it fits best {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Page_Load_Error&curid=44363&diff=590619&oldid=590613&rcid=548796 in the transcript}}. How does it look there? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:21, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
Now ''that's'' the way to do it. {{User:That Guy Over There/sig}} 01:27, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

== Name that Inconsistency ==

How can we best mention "Name that Inconsistency" to link with [[Inconsistencies within the Homestar Runner universe]], if at all? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 04:53, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

:I added it on there. I put the best i could think of. If anyone changes it I'm fine with it.

== Flash File ==

veiwing the html file gives me the [[404'd]] page, but the flash file works [[User:Dr. Savage|Dr. Savage]] 23:28, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
:Both work fine for me. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 23:38, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
:: ok, both work now. (too lazy to log in) [[Special:Contributions/75.58.18.125|75.58.18.125]] 18:03, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

== Camping out ==

:''Camping out while waiting in line is a real practice of fan clubs, usually done while waiting for a major event (e.g. a major movie release, major sporting event, or for certain products, such as video games).''
I removed this because I don't think it really needs to be explained. Between all the examples listed, surely people are familiar with this practice. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:44, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
:I disagree. It was my understanding that we have long since abandoned the idea of not explaining references hust because they're TOO well-known. I'm not even entirely convinced that it's famous enough to reasonably expect the majority of people to get it. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:54, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah, there are still people out there who aren't familiar with camping out like that anyway. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 20:26, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

== It WAS new, wasn't it? ==

Why was this never featured on the "What's New?" Menu on the front page? I found it by accident suspecting something like the "not email 100" thing was available. Also, don't these qualify for being secret pages? {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 17:19, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

== Name change from "Page Load Error" to "NOT the 200th Email!"?! ==

I remember that the sbemail teaser page for email 100 was called "NOT the 100th Email!", should we do the same here?

-[[Special:Contributions/70.244.112.226|70.244.112.226]] 17:32, 22 September 2008 (UTC) (Everybody! , who forgot to $%#^&@* log in again...! >:( )

:That was because that's what the Page title was called. This page's title is "Page Load Error" so we'll leave it at that. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 17:34, 22 September 2008 (UTC)