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Uncle Bill — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:27:31 GMT

Uncle Bill: /* Hurts eyes */

== Quiz! ==

It's quiz time! Awnser this: What is the page title of the SBEmail menu? Harder questions coming eventually. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 00:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:Denny's Menu - that's mw awnser. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:42, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::Correct! Harder questions next time, and if you don't spell right anymore times, your awnser will be disqualified. Only on DrPepper42's The <strike>Show</strike> Quiz!
:::But uf you spell sidewise, will my awnser be requalified? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:58, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::::Wha? It's not disqualified this time, but from now on, ones with bad spelling will be disqualified. What's spelling sidewise? [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 01:00, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::It's something to know. Paybe you'd finger it out? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:03, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::Well, spell right! Or, or, or I'll start editing your post to make you spell right! (Maybe.) [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 01:05, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Ooh, I always love a good fingering out! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 01:08, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Ok, no off...-topic...ness(?) or I'll... I'll... do something. I dunno what though. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 01:17, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
My new favorite word is awnser. I don't know what it means, but it's my favorite. (That's a hint.) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:52, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

New question: How many barrels of Melonade were visible in A Jumping Jack Contest when The Cheat refilled his glass to give to Homestar? [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 20:26, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
:5 are behind Strong Mad, 2 more in the montage. {{User:Supuhstar}} 21:05, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
::No, I'm sorry, but there are '''6''' barrels at first, then the two in the montage. I'll think up another question soon!
:::Oh... There's one... between SM's legs...
::::Uh... yeah. That's kinda hard to notice, isn't it? Too bad a lot of good questions are awnsered in the fun facts of a toon. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 17:17, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

== Spelling ==

It's "answ-"! It's "answ-"! It's ''answ''er! Not [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Fluffy_Puff_Commercial&diff=prev&oldid=565115 ''awns''er!] I can't take it any more! Answ- answ- answ-! Answer! Answer! (Reference to Easter egg in [[secret identity]]; no offense intended.) {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
:Wha- What are you doing here!?! Oh. Wait. It's a talk page. '''But''', you spelled it "awnser" instead of "answer". Just look up from here. [[User:DrPepper42|DrPepper42]] 21:55, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
::You'll also notice that that was a hint. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 22:21, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
:::What? That is making no sense! Are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!?!?!?!!? [[User:DrPepper42|The man with no plan- DrPepper42]] 23:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
It really would do you some good to make an effort to spell "answered" correctly. [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Dennis&curid=21966&diff=572137&oldid=550820&rcid=529894 Seriously.] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:03, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

== Your Signature ==

Hey there, DrPepper42. Your signature is way too long. It needs to fit into this box:
{{sigbox|User:DrPepper42/sig}}
Keep on tranglin.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:44, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
:Crap. Well, I'll think up a shorter one. [[User:DrPepper42|The man with no plan- DrPepper42]] 01:45, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
::It's usually best if you just use your name, especially if you're using a text-only signature. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:46, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Fixed, fixed, and fixed again! Woot! {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 01:52, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

== Colonoscopy ==

Hey, peek at [[HRW:TALK]] to see why sequential indentation is good. it's ok to cleanse the colons when the eruption is great, but [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=next&oldid=571790 when it is not], they really help us follow the discussion. Thanks for contributing! {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:48, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
:Mmkay. I just don't like the text starting halfway across the screen. Makes it even harder to tell for me. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 00:59, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Understood. balance that with the advantage of indentation = replying {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)colons left out on purpose
:Wait, I meant having text '''start''' halfway across the screen makes it hard to tell [[Who Said what Now?|who said what.]] Yes, I always put in [[Random.bat|random]] links like that. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 14:26, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
::At the far end of your tether
::And your thoughts won't fit together
::So you sleep light or whatever
::And the night goes on forever
::Then your mind change like the weather
::You're in need of Dr. Bob and Professor Pepper
Just what he needs to make him feel better --[[User:Beck|Beck]] 12:43, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
:What was that?

== Sig Move ==

Dude, your sig move turned all of your previous sigs into the text "No editing my siggy, foo." .. And nobody vandalizes sigs, really. I hope [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=574676 this] didn't worry you. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 18:43, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
:I've moved it back, for the reasons listed above. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:55, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::Okay, then, but I've seen sig vandalism on Mariowiki. I can be paranoid at times. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 20:40, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
:::If someone vandalizes anything, it can be reverted, likewise, someone can just as easily vandalize "siggy" as they can "sig". {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:51, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
::::I can easily do a search of the User namespace starting with your username, and see a list of all your subpages. It's not really possible to hide the signature template, so it may as well stay put as moving it won't help. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:00, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::DrPepper42, allow me to be the one to point out the irony.. by trying to prevent the vandalism of your sig, you succeeded only in "vandalizing" your own sig. =] Anyway, the attention brought to your sig has earned it a place [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3ASandbox&diff=574750&oldid=574676 here]. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 21:09, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

== Hurts eyes ==

If you really want to make eyes hurt, try yellow. I think it still qualifies as "readable". {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:17, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
:No it does not. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 17:20, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
::By definition, it does. I can read it, anyway. =] {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 17:21, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
How can I brighten this green color? I just can't fing the right shade of bright lime green! (Btw: I can read the yellow. THAT is is some eye-hurting text! Maybe it should be "Annoys you: DrPepper42" {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 13:56, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
:::If you want bright lime green, plug in #00FF00. If you want a maybe-readable-but-not-lime-green color, plug in #A2FFA2. I don't know, you might find that color rejected by the higher-ups. And honestly, a sig should express your personality, anyway, not make people hate you for hurting their eyes. Just a thought. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 15:27, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Your hard to read sig demeans us all! {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 18:27, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::So... what you're saying is that I should have a picture of [[Onion Bubs]], my favorite character? Can someone get me that image? At a size for a sig? I'm currently printerless. {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 13:27, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::And my printer is out of ink. Not sure what a printer has anything to do with this, though. =] Anyway, here's your image: [[Image:JustOnionBubs.png|22px]] .. have fun! {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 06:23, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks! {{User:DrPepper42/sig}} 11:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::That'll be $300. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 05:59, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
Is Dr. Pepper your favorite soda? --[[User:Uncle Bill|Uncle Bill]] 16:27, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

User talk:Jay/Archive3

Uncle Bill — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:15:31 GMT

Uncle Bill: /* you're wrong */

''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive2]] for old discussions.'' 
''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive]] for older discussions.''

==Sorry==
Hey Jay, sorry 'bout breaking up the pages with my sig. I didn't realize I had added an extra return in there. Thanks for fixing it {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}}
: Not a big deal. Everyone's new once. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:26, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
::Cool {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 01:10, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Hey Jay- while I'm here I just thought I would ask you this: (I would just wait for it to be partrolled, but I just wanted to check it with you) is my question of the day on my user page too much like a real STUFF or is it ok? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:27, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::My problem with it isn't STUFF related; it is strongly encouraged on this Wiki not to encourage other people to edit your own User page for any reason (we had a long and bloody fight over this when it came to "Guestbooks".) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:38, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ok, so would it be fine if I moved it over to my talk page? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:51, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::I don't have a problem with that myself, but I don't know how other sysops will view it (though I doubt they'll have a problem with it; many users have mini-"contests" expecting answers on their talk pages). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:52, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Cool, well see what happens. It's still a possibly that nobody will respond and I'll take it off. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sig issue ==

Hey, I had the same thing happen when the three ~'s didn't become a sig. Odd, any idea why? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC) (Just to try it here: {{User:Qermaq/sig}})
:This is a [[HRWiki:autocolumn#Known limitations|known limitation]] of the autocolumn feature. It will be fixed when we upgrade to MediaWiki 1.6. Coincidentally, I have already spent part of this afternoon working on debugging it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:54, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
::Ah, thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:03, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::That a splains that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:19, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== About "japanese cartoon"... ==

*Hi, Jay. I wanted to make a comment about the NES endings easter egg, particularly the Metroid ending, and it didn't seem appropriate to bring it up in the cartoon discussion (plus it wouldn't make sense to anyone besides us). Since you don't have a listed e-mail, I'll bring it up here. The screen that it shows, "You Fulfiled Your Mission", et. al., either features a Samus Aran in her normal suit or, if you enter a certain code (the famed JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ code, for example), a suitless Samus, as it shows in this instance. VGMuseum shows both variants as an animated gif. Both variants do not show in the same ending, you either get the normal variant or the suitless variant if you put in a suitable code. It is the following screen which is then based upon time, and that screen does not feature any sort of text. When the game is completed under 3 hours, that screen also shows Samus in a red suit...whereas if Samus is suitless, she will always be seen in a green suit on the first screen. Anyway, I just felt like mentioning it. By the time you read this, I will probably have edited the page again and I wanted to explain the reasoning behind it instead of it potentially resulting in a siutation where we are constantly changing each others' edits. Otherwise...keep up the good work with editing the wiki and I'll do likewise. -- [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 16:27, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

P.S. You are free to make this entry [[DELETED]] shortly after you read this, since it may not be the sort of thing necessarily to have in your archives. :)

==CGNU fight song==
Hey Jay. I was wondering if you could upload the rest of the song for the three clefs. So can you upload the rest of the song, please? Also, I think that maybe it could then be placed in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] page.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 22:53, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
:I don't think that's necessary. I was trying to illustrate a point; a point I feel has been made and I'd just as soon delete what I already have if there are no objections. And if we have to transcribe the CGNU song, what about The Cheat is Not Dead? What about the Homestar Runner Theme Song? What about every song except MAYBE the raps? Seems rather unnecessary. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:48, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

==Edit==
The edit on the Admin thing. I was going to revert it, but it really just creeped me out.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
: It doesn't matter as long as someone reverts it. Heck, I only didn't revert it because Qermaq got to it first. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::I almost [[Puking|puked]].--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::It wasn't ''that'' bad. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:23, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, thats really just me. I don't want to say anymore.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::Inappropriate? Absolutely no argument. Vandalism? Of course. But come on, it was just some really vague sexual references. Sexuality is a normal human concept. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:26, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::I would agree. The vandalism was inappropriate, but the subject matter would be considered appropriate for adults (outside the workplace and other similar areas) by society. I've seen more graphic stuff on the TV. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Yeah, almost everyone over, like, 11 or 12 has seen stuff like that. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 01:45, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Which is a problem in our society. The reason why I might have gotten sick, was because of that I have been raised without it.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:47, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::That is true - we do need to be cautious here because of the kids who have not (we are not in a position to educate young minds in how to deal with that, that's a parent's job) and in recognition that there are a few folks here and there who happen to simply have an aversion to anything in this particular theme. Out of respect to them, we need to be diligent. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:53, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I am personally of the persuasion that vague sexual references aren't damaging to children at all and that some people blow them way out of proportion, but that said, I never said it wasn't inappropriate or vandalism. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:55, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:I was going to revert it as well but Qermaq beat me to it. It's Okay to feel uncomfortable when seeing that kind of thing, H*bad. But then again that may be what the vandal was trying to do....Hmm... {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 02:14, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== SB answering emails ==

Well, he answered [[rampage|mine]]. HOOWAY!! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 23:28, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
: Yeah, yeah, rub it in. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
::I wish Strong Bad would answer my emails.(All 50 of them) -{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:06, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
:::Lucky! But we shouldn't feel bad because you do hear more people saying randomly "he answered my e-mail" more than just in the middle of something "he didn't answer my e-mail" matt said they get anywhere from 2,000 e-mails a day, which are pretty slim chances. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

== Toot sweet ==

Sorry about just deleting that fun fact. I guess I should have STUFF'D it, but it seemed really obvious to me at the time. I tried to figure out which I should do from the "Help" page but it seemed deliberately vague. Just so you know, STUFFing was my next step if it showed on the original article again; I wouldn't have repeatedly deleted it. [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 04:44, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
: Not a huge deal; I just felt like circumventing the problem before there was one. I can see how someone unfamiliar with French might not realize the origin of the phrase. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:49, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== main page 15 ==
Oh, i know why it doesnt work! Im using Firefox, i tested it in IE and it didnt work, so thats why. [[user:x66x66|x66x66]] 1:58 7/18/06
: Hm... that could be it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

== Spelling of "Gip" ==

Hi,

Please see http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp (and to be fair also see http://www.answers.com/topic/gip)

Will you allow my edit of [[theme song]] to stick now?

Thanks [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

: I see your comment in the themesong page. Why don't you note that what SB typed is a mis-spelling? Other transcripts do that. "Gyp" is a slur, related to Gypsies' reputation as thieves. That's why "gyp" is the correct spelling. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:24, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::You do realise that the first link you gave [http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp] says that it's also spelled "gipped"?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:41, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Sure. But the second [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip] doesn't say anything about it (this meaning). "Gip" is obviously not considered a canonical spelling of this particular term by the American Heritage Dictionary, but variant instead. Why don't we add it to the transcript with the note about SB's variant spelling? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That first link you gave is GIP in all caps. Did you see this article [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip-1]? Variants are not misspellings, and are not really important to note. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: It is also questionable that "gyp" really is a slur (see the [[Wiktionary:Gyp|Wiktionary]], though as we discovered earlier today, "gip" is actually not present there for some reason.) We had this discussion earlier today. At any rate, '''Strong Bad actually types the word "gipped"''', and according to our [[HRWiki:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]], what Strong Bad types is what we type, whether misspelled, nonsensical, or contrary to what he actually says (though in that last case, we also note what he actually says.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:46, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That's why I didn't put the slur under "Fun Facts" - I know lots of people would howl about it. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::: [[http://www.google.com/search?q=gyp+roma+slur It's clear]]. Maybe not to lots of people in general, especially Americans, but it's not imaginary. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::: Even if we accept it, why does it matter to the topic at hand? Many dictionaries accept "gip" as a viable alternative. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Citations, please? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:03, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Why? I believe it's notable. Want me to find examples of SBEmail transcripts where similar things were noted? I'm only trying to note the spelling issue, not the slurring issue. That doens't belong in the transcript, but instead in Trivia or something. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:06, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gip] [http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/gip.html] [http://www.bartleby.com/61/16/G0131600.html] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:07, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then it would be a valid precedent. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:09, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then I will happily remove it there too, 'cause I really don't think variants are notable. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:11, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

This section should really be moved to [[Talk:theme song]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:33, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

== Comedy Stylings ==

Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=theme_song&curid=26453&diff=354373&oldid=354371 this] - what's abnormal about the construction "comedy stylings"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
: It's certainly not something I hear on anything remotely resembling a normal basis. And it certainly sounds more awkward than "headbrow style" (given what it's representing; a hair style) and "With the e-mail style, get it over with!", both of which are currently on the "Style" page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::Hmm. I was under the impression that the page was not for citing usage of "style" when it's a common phrase in American English. Not that it's necessarily authoritative, a [http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22headbrow+style%22&word2=%22comedy+stylings%22 GoogleFight] between the examples we've cited proves interesting. Fact is, there's a LOT of examples of this phrase's usage. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:12, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: That's got nothing to do with the odd usage of "stylings" and more to do with the usage of the word "headbrow". Like I said before, it represents a hair style. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

==Same age==

You're the same age as me, Jay. Were you born in [[Wikipedia:1982|1982]]? That's the year I was born. Is your real name Michaell Jay Jiminez? I remember a Michaell Jiminez from school. —[[User:Brian Barbera|Brian Barbera]] 00:08, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
: Yes, I was born in 1982, but, no, my name isn't Michael which whatever. My real name can be found via information on my user page, but it's not ON my user page. And that's all I'm saying about that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:02, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

== My revert ==

Hey, Jay, just wanted to let you know I've been talking to Lapper on IRC and he is almost done with the whole transcript (he's apparently not doing it in installments like I do, but getting it all done at once). That's why I reverted back to the inprogress tag. Just wanted to clarify. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:15, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
: Well, okay, but an hour with no updates does look suspiciously like an abandoned transcript... I mean, you can understand why I removed it, right? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:19, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
::Absolutely. Would have thought of the same thing if I hadn't been in IRC to check up on it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:27, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

== 20X6 Homsar?? ==

Does Homsar really have a 20X6 counerpart? I can't find it on the [[characters#20X6|characters]] page... {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 17:26, 24 August 2006

:Jay only said that he's not the only one to have no 20X6 counterpart.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:34, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
: '''EDIT CONFLICT'D!!''' ''(Ow! My response! But I'm saying it anyway.)'' You misunderstood. My reasoning was this:
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without an Old-Timey counterpart", without mentioning 20X6, then the statement is true.
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without a 20X6 counterpart", without mentioning Old-Timey, then the statement is false (Bubs, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith also have no 20X6 counterparts, and the counterparts of Marzipan and The Cheat have yet to actually ''do'' anything. Even [[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] got an appearance in a 'toon.)
: Thus, the fact as written was misleading and added an unnecessary complication. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:36, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

== Subtitles ==

Hey Jay. We've now got a [[HRWiki:Subtitles|dedicated subtitles page]]. Organization is still a bit chaotic, but we're getting there. We've defined the new format now, and put a downloadable testing environment online. The new format is backwards compatible, so you won't have to re-do everything just yet. And if you put your subtitles on the wiki, then I'm sure they'll get fixed "magically" ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sleep! ==

Go To Bed!! ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:09, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

== Secret Page ==
THe link really is dead. It now gives a 404.
: Someone needs to read the top of the very page they edited... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:09, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

== Variations ==

Hey Jay. I'm wondering what led to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Coach_Z&diff=next&oldid=365852 this group of edits]. The reason I ask is because you removed so much information from each page, and I was trying to find either where that information was already listed on each page or the discussion about why it shouldn't be listed at all. Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:48, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
: The section was too poorly-defined and many users were adding random [[Nicknames]] to the lists. Some of them may yet be notable, but we need to be consistent about what the category contains. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:21, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

== We have our first winner! ==

[[Image:Awesomeguy.JPG|thumb|Congratulations on winning!]]
NOTE: I do use this certificate for other things. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 16:29, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry about the transcript ==

I jumped the gun and tried to finish off the "retirement B" transcript before you did. I was just trying to help, but I can see why it would be a nuisance. You did a much better job than I could have. I imagine more annoying things happen all the time , but I just wanted to say that I've learned my lesson. Sorry!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:29, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
: No, no, I may have over-reacted, but the #1 annoyance when trying to write a transcript is edit conflicts. It's why I put the "In progrss" tag on the transcript twice. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
:: This reminds me of my high school history teacher who liked to interpret velvet "do not cross" ropes as a suggestion rather than a rule. She has photos of her at the Smithsonian Museum doing things like sitting on stools used for Civil Rights sit-ins. I'm amazed she hasn't been arrested yet. Anyway, the important thing is that we have an awesome transcript already and no permanent harm was done. Sorry again!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:53, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

== [[pregnancy]] ==

Thx for moving it to [[Pregnancy]] to avoid further confusion. I saw it in my GD web clips and got really excited because I thought a new SBEmail was out. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 22:14, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry on [[Let us give TANKS!]] ==

Sorry my computer said that those words needed spaces. - {{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 23:39, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

== Ninja Gaiden ==

Even though, as you noticed, Ninja Gaiden isn't the right game this time, I discovered the reference in Under Construction about a day after I [http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/3/3d/20061107082502%21NES_Ending.jpg used it] for a challenge. Although I was kicking myself for not making the trivia question ask about that toon, I was consoled by the fact that it's ten times more fun to watch Under Construction after having seen the Ninja Gaiden intro. Keep on tranglin', {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:50, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

==Hey, question!!==
About how big is the everybody everybody poster. I might buy it. Is it worth it? {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}

:The poster is 36" wide by 24" high. See [[HRStore:posters.html]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:56, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
:: Wouldn't do much good to ask me anyway - it's actually not in my current apartment! (Or, if it is, I can't find it for the life of me...) I think my mother took all my posters when I moved; no idea what she did with them, as her interests don't exactly intersect with mine much. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

==Jaycemberween, Jay?==

Hats off to you, my doge. I got a good chuckle out of that. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 18:30, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

== My bad edit ==

Sorry about that "retirement: goofs" edit. I wasn't thinking properly. Thanks for reverting it! (After I hit the "save page" button, I was like, "wait a sec..." but didn't revert it in time.) [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 04:26, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

== Help out ==
*Hey, I'm thinking about creating a new page, but I don't know what to call it and I don't know all of its info. The page will be about interuppted names Strong Bad usually starts sounding out before getting interrupted by someone. Such as in [[bottom 10]]: He says, "and the number one spot in my bottom 10 is... Th--" and then gets interrupted. Please help out. I am sending this to all sysops. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
: Wow. Seriously, wow. I was, uh, thinking about that very running gag earlier today. We have the "R" in [[morning routine|routine]], the "Th" [[bottom 10|you mentioned]], whatever Adam West would have said in [[long pants]]... As for a name... Partial-Word Interruptions? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
::Hey, thanks. I'll keep working at it. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::You are kinda reaching the point of spamming, though. Tone it down a bit. People who check Recent Changes will see it, trust me. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

== Apologies??? ==

As a reply to [[Subtitles talk:sbemail167/en]], there was only one easter egg to subtitle. And besides, I'd still be in check, what with being the subtitle creator for three consecutive SBEmails (I don't want to brag any more nor do I want to in the first place) before giving it off to [[User:Shwoo|Shwoo]] because she wanted to do a sub script. And anyway, my computer gets sluggish as well. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 23:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
: My apologies were because the "pageinprogress" template was still on the page, but because my computer shut itself down, I got no opportunities to remove it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:22, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

== In Regards to SB's mouth in Record Book ==

Even in the old animations, whenever SB makes an o sound, including the ou sound, his mouth turns round. It did when he said round, which has the same vowel sound as mouth. Yet when he said mouth in the email, his mouth did not turn round as it was supposed to. This is especially noteworthy as he was contesting his mouth being rectangular all the time when the goof was made.
: It's not consistent enough to call it a "Goof" though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

== Arguments ==

I'm not clear as to what just went on/is going on between Has Matt? and Bluebry_muffn , but I know this: The wiki froze on me temporarily. The rest of the internet worked fine, but the wiki was suddenly loaded down. The only thing going on was these two and their argument about... what exactly? I'd say something to them, but I'm afraid of overstepping my lack of authority. So, I decided to bring it to the attention of the sysop with the most recent edit, thereby indicating your current presence. If I'm overreacting, let me know and I'll shut up. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 03:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

:Today's April Fools Day, silly! Also, the wiki was temporarily down. I dunno why, but it was. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
: I have addressed this issue. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

== Happy freakin' birthday ==

Happy being 25. I've done pretty well at it for these 10 months... no doubt you'll do the same. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

:So, apparently they don't have a word for [[Wikipedia:Anniversary#Latin-derived numerical names|25 years]] like [[alternate universe|sesquicentenn-email]]. Oh well, happy [[Wikipedia:Anniversary#Traditional list|Silver Jubilee]]! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:37, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

::Latin? Happy XXV day! -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

:::Hah, Jay's a quarter-of-a-century old. Happy 1/4, Jay. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 02:05, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
::::You definitely get 5 to 10 extra credit points on account it is your birthday. ;-) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:14, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::Happy day of birth! Lessee.. I'm 25 in... nope, too small an attention span. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:22, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
::::::Happy D. You've got a long way to go, my little friend. ;) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:23, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Hey! It's your birthday? Are we gonna party like it's your birthday? Happy (age(Stux)-1)+"th" birthday! My these messages pile up fast! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:29, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Sever your 25 to the lest, please. It's the greatest day.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:35, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::Happy 9,131st Day, Jay! —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:12, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

== The point of an edit ==

Hey, Jay. While I don't argue substantially with your edit [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=MixMastah_800&curid=34997&diff=466899&oldid=466889 here], I'd love if you added your two cents in the talk page you referenced, rather than communicate solely through the summary. Hope to see your input. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:26, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_Five&diff=468221&oldid=468220&rcid=423171 this edit summary] ==

There's no reason to get upset. Had you explained that the first time, i wouldn't have reverted you. Had you explained it the second time, i wouldn't have reverted you again. You did not, however, explain this, and i had no reason to think that you were correct. Now that you have explained this, i understand. Please try to explain things like this in the future, rather than simply reverting me with no explanation, ok? Crapfully yours, {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:15, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
: I gave an explanation; I'd have figured checking the other DVD pages to see that this was what was done with them would have been obvious, personally. Sorry I yelled, but I hate edit wars, especially over an established standard. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:16, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
::I too hate edit wars, and if i had been aware that it was an established standard, you can bet i would have left it. I don't mind it being caps like that, really i don't. But I DO mind inconsistency. Yes, the obvious this would have been to check the other pages, and I admit that it was probably stupid not to, but people aren't always smart. As such, I believe patience is required. I also get annoyed at stupidity from time to time, and i understand how annoying it can be. I apologize for this misunderstanding. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:07, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

==Help?==
Hi, I'm a new user here. I already asked Dot Com for some help, but he's too busy to respond. I think someone from a commitee or something is supposed to help me, but since no one has, I was hoping you could help me out? -Elkmiester
: I'm a little unclear on the question. There is a "Welcoming committee" that gives out links to new users. Is that what you mean? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:13, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
:: Although, the welcoming committee doesn't give out links anymore. It gives out welcomes. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:34, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

== Nonsense? ==

While I don't think it deserves a page, I wanted to make sure that you knew that Poop Smoke is indeed a secret song that can be found on the Homestar Runner website. Now that I think about it, I'm sure you already knew that, but I wanted to know if that's what you meant by "nonsense". —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:21, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
: Uh, no, I didn't know that at all... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:04, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
::Yeah, I didn't know about that either. [[Secret Pages#Poop Smoke|here it is]], though... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:17, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=original&diff=495760&oldid=495757 this edit summary] ==

It wasn't just "for a personal reason;" it was specifically for surgery. Are there actually other widely-known cases of talk show hosts who have done that exact thing? If there are, I will politely step down, but I wish you hadn't used sarcasm to explain your deletion; that's something I really don't like to see on this site.
: Surgery is almost universal in modern society. Am I to believe that Letterman is the only talk-show host ever that took an absence due to it? I'm aware of small-time radio talk show hosts getting temporary replacements for every reason under the sun; surely not as widely-known as Letterman, but who said it had to be a widely-known case? And I'm sarcastic a lot; I'm sorry if it seemed abrasive but it wasn't meant to be. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:57, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
:: For more discussion, see [[Talk:original#Letterman|this section]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:04, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

== Strongbad email.exe 5.PNG Image ==

You know there's this, right?

[[Image:Strongbad_email.exe_Disc_5.PNG]]

--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 05:06, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
: Actually, I just hadn't paid much attention to my userbox in a while. Thanks! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:13, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
S-s-s-s-S-s-s-s... Get out of bed. ''{touches Jay with snuffle. Jay falls out of bed}'' —[[Special:Contributions/Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:48, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
: What? The? Pfargtl? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:03, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
::Um, that is a vandal that was blocked by Trey56.--{{User:Slipstream/sig}} 08:08, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

== Secret Stinko Sprite ==

Hi. I'm that anonny. I knew there had to be a reason for that empty space there, but I never exactly checked it out on my own. Great job not being lazy! -[[User:141.133.145.118|141.133.145.118]] 18:06, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Jay&diff=513673&oldid=513672 recent edit to your user page}} ==

You left out a semicolon after the [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Pattern|Overanalysis of Homsar's Speech Pattern]] thing. I couldn't fix it 'cause your page is protected. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 12:50, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

== You can't access The Thnikkamaaaaan! (Yeah, shut up, Wiki!) ==

So, uh, WHY can I not access [[The Thnikkaman]] or its Talk page? Notably, I can access The Thnikkaman through its history, but there doesn't seem to be anything unusual there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
: What is ESPECIALLY weird is that the error page I'm brought to has "thnikkaman" (but not "THE thnikkaman" as is the page's name) in its URL. What the pfargtl? Did someone higher up on the chain than me have something to do with this? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
::<strike>TBC got a cease and desist from the makers of the real Thnikkaman game, and so we had to temporarily shut the page down. It'll be rereleased under the name "Who said what now?" soon.</strike> Um, I dunno. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 17:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
:::What's funny is that I was having a thought very similar to that. ;) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
It's really frustrating that you're trying to get around the "This is real" message. All it does is send me more database errors. The message seems completely self-explanatory to me: "There is an error accessing the The Thnikkaman page. The page will be unavailable until the error can be resolved. Thanks for your patience." In other words, we're aware of the problem, we've taken steps to fix it, so keep your pants on until we do and stop messing around in the system. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:02, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
:Gee, I'm sorry that I saw a problem with incredibly limited info and, as a sysop, felt the need to find out what I could and at least make an attempt at fixing it. I won't do it again. 9_9 --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
::Are you serious? You know better than that. You got the pretty error message telling everyone to be patient. When you went around the error, you got a more severe database error. Several times. Instead of posting on the wiki about a temporary problem, you should log on to IRC and ask someone whether we're aware of it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:03, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

== April Fools ==

You don realise that it is April Fools Day already in some countries, don't you? It's almost eleven hours into it here. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 23:41, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
: Eh, well, point, I guess... >_> --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

== Your Signature ==

Hey there, Jay, and welcome to our wiki. I see that you changed your signature, and now it doesn't conform to our standards anymore. It's slighly too short. Could you please fix that? Thanks for understanding, and keep on trangling{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:20, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
: Oh, man!!! It's too short?! Dangit, I guess I need to pad it out some!!! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:23, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks, dude. This makes your talk page contributions much easier to find!!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:40, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

== Wear a bikini, young one ==

Happy Jayday!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:46, 3 April 2008 (UTC) 
Happy friggin' birthday!! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:06, 3 April 2008 (UTC) 
Dear Jay, Happy Birthday! Sincer[[The S is for Sucks|'''HOISON SAUCE''']] i lieks te pu<big><big>DD</big></big>ing!!![[Special:Random|<big>'''''THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LO'''''</big>]]ert+y67p</small[[Main Page|<big><big><big>NICE TRY!!</big></big></big>]]I can do it nine hundred nine thousand and ninety million times!!! The [[User:Trey56|Trey]] is for [[User talk:Trey56|mongoose]]! '''EVEN A NEGATIVE ZONE IS GETTING TO BE PREDICTABLE.''' 18:31, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
: Should have known I wouldn't be hearing the last of that one. :) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
::Oh cwap! I set the alarm for {{CURRENTTIME}} PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go shopping for Jay's birthday today! Oh cwap! It's Jay's birthday already! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 19:38, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
I can't believe you're 26. [[User:2Fast2Furious|Cedric]] will be 26 in just two more years, or... not ''even'' that. Where does the time go? --[[User:School of Rock|School]] 02:39, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

== Fonts ==

Regarding [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fonts_By_Toon&curid=40442&diff=556480&oldid=556446 this], I did put some thought into where to list that, and was left in doubt with my decision. The reason I listed it under "Not on the Site" was because the Flash file itself isn't hosted at homestarrunner.com. Anyway, I'm certainly willing to accept that, for the moment, the Advertisement ''is'' "on the site", but I'm not sold on the idea that it's a Short. TBC themselves haven't categorized it, as far as I can tell. But, anyway, for what it's worth I have no problem leaving it listed where it is for now. I will, however, be keeping an eye on it to make sure we correctly document it if/when it gets categorized, or if/when it gets removed from the site. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:44, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

== Nondescript Nouns ==

So I did. I guess it was just moved rather than deleted. My apologies. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 06:12, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

== TGS capitalisation ==

Hi! Thanks for the note. Actually the earlier transcript wasn't by me; I've changed what was there now. I tend to work on the whole thing in one go when I do transcripts. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 14:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
: Oh, okay. My bad for not checking the history then. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 14:38, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Ages_of_Characters&diff=574296&oldid=571246&rcid=532113 What's a later?] ==

It's like litter, loiter, looter, and all the other stuff that causes inappropriate peer to teen choice misspellings. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:33, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
: To be more specific, it's apparently when Wbwolf misunderstands the word - the previous edit was changing the word from "latter" to "later". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:42, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
:: Um... I had a.... food in the oven. Yeah... {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:31, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

== Sig talk ==
Hey Jay I have a question. How do you put an icon by your signature? Please explain on my talk page. Thanks [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman]] 16:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
: I see this question's already been answered on your own talk page; I recommend following the links there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

== My way cool users list ==
Hey Jay, if you want you can put this on your user page:
{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=[[Image:Subtitles Project Logo.png|42px]] | msg=This user is on [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman's]] way cool users list and is being rewarded with a sub.}}
|}
It's not quite right and you don't have to if you dont want to. {{User:Pacoman/sig}} 20:50, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
:Um, Jay? I changed my users list box so people wouldn't get it confused with the subtitles project (because of the pic) so my new userbox is under way and will be available at my talk page soon (I hope). Thanks {{User:Pacoman/sig}} 03:28, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Here you go!!!

{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Iron cup of Brunswick Stew.jpg|43px]]|msg=This user is on [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman's]] way cool users list and is being rewarded with an iron cup of Brunswick Stew.}}
|}
Thanks to theyellowdart for fixing it for me{{User:Pacoman/sig}} 01:43, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed&diff=579004&oldid=578996&rcid=536927 you're wrong] ==

[[Cheat Commandos (toon)]] in front of the stick, look for the falling <s>pie tin</s> radar dish. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 06:19, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

:And what about the [[Green Helmets]]? I don't recall them having action figures, though I might've just missed an Easter egg... -{{User:YK/sig}} 06:39, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:: You're right about the Green Helmets. Whoops. Maybe change it to "named characters"? Fact is starting to look like a reach though. Oh well. As for DeFender, you misunderstood. They didn't have a figurine box and description, which I realized at the last minute, but they DID have figurines, hence the change in wording. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:21, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

:::''<nowiki>*Insert witty comment about me being talked about here*</nowiki>''. - I think it's an interesting fact though. Maybe instead of putting it in [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] it should be noted on [[Action Figure Character Variations]]? {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 12:31, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Is your last name Berger? I'll call you Jason Berger or J.B. for short. --[[User:Uncle Bill|Uncle Bill]] 16:14, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

User talk:Jay/Archive3

Uncle Bill — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:14:24 GMT

Uncle Bill: /* you're wrong */

''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive2]] for old discussions.'' 
''See [[User talk:Jay/Archive]] for older discussions.''

==Sorry==
Hey Jay, sorry 'bout breaking up the pages with my sig. I didn't realize I had added an extra return in there. Thanks for fixing it {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}}
: Not a big deal. Everyone's new once. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:26, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
::Cool {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 01:10, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Hey Jay- while I'm here I just thought I would ask you this: (I would just wait for it to be partrolled, but I just wanted to check it with you) is my question of the day on my user page too much like a real STUFF or is it ok? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:27, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::My problem with it isn't STUFF related; it is strongly encouraged on this Wiki not to encourage other people to edit your own User page for any reason (we had a long and bloody fight over this when it came to "Guestbooks".) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:38, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::Ok, so would it be fine if I moved it over to my talk page? {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:51, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::I don't have a problem with that myself, but I don't know how other sysops will view it (though I doubt they'll have a problem with it; many users have mini-"contests" expecting answers on their talk pages). --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:52, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Cool, well see what happens. It's still a possibly that nobody will respond and I'll take it off. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 23:55, 9 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sig issue ==

Hey, I had the same thing happen when the three ~'s didn't become a sig. Odd, any idea why? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:40, 8 May 2006 (UTC) (Just to try it here: {{User:Qermaq/sig}})
:This is a [[HRWiki:autocolumn#Known limitations|known limitation]] of the autocolumn feature. It will be fixed when we upgrade to MediaWiki 1.6. Coincidentally, I have already spent part of this afternoon working on debugging it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:54, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
::Ah, thanks. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 22:03, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
:::That a splains that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:19, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

== About "japanese cartoon"... ==

*Hi, Jay. I wanted to make a comment about the NES endings easter egg, particularly the Metroid ending, and it didn't seem appropriate to bring it up in the cartoon discussion (plus it wouldn't make sense to anyone besides us). Since you don't have a listed e-mail, I'll bring it up here. The screen that it shows, "You Fulfiled Your Mission", et. al., either features a Samus Aran in her normal suit or, if you enter a certain code (the famed JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ code, for example), a suitless Samus, as it shows in this instance. VGMuseum shows both variants as an animated gif. Both variants do not show in the same ending, you either get the normal variant or the suitless variant if you put in a suitable code. It is the following screen which is then based upon time, and that screen does not feature any sort of text. When the game is completed under 3 hours, that screen also shows Samus in a red suit...whereas if Samus is suitless, she will always be seen in a green suit on the first screen. Anyway, I just felt like mentioning it. By the time you read this, I will probably have edited the page again and I wanted to explain the reasoning behind it instead of it potentially resulting in a siutation where we are constantly changing each others' edits. Otherwise...keep up the good work with editing the wiki and I'll do likewise. -- [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 16:27, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

P.S. You are free to make this entry [[DELETED]] shortly after you read this, since it may not be the sort of thing necessarily to have in your archives. :)

==CGNU fight song==
Hey Jay. I was wondering if you could upload the rest of the song for the three clefs. So can you upload the rest of the song, please? Also, I think that maybe it could then be placed in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU]] page.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 22:53, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
:I don't think that's necessary. I was trying to illustrate a point; a point I feel has been made and I'd just as soon delete what I already have if there are no objections. And if we have to transcribe the CGNU song, what about The Cheat is Not Dead? What about the Homestar Runner Theme Song? What about every song except MAYBE the raps? Seems rather unnecessary. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:48, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

==Edit==
The edit on the Admin thing. I was going to revert it, but it really just creeped me out.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
: It doesn't matter as long as someone reverts it. Heck, I only didn't revert it because Qermaq got to it first. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::I almost [[Puking|puked]].--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::It wasn't ''that'' bad. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:23, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, thats really just me. I don't want to say anymore.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::Inappropriate? Absolutely no argument. Vandalism? Of course. But come on, it was just some really vague sexual references. Sexuality is a normal human concept. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:26, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::I would agree. The vandalism was inappropriate, but the subject matter would be considered appropriate for adults (outside the workplace and other similar areas) by society. I've seen more graphic stuff on the TV. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Yeah, almost everyone over, like, 11 or 12 has seen stuff like that. [[User:AlliterativeAssociate|AlliterativeAssociate]] 01:45, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Which is a problem in our society. The reason why I might have gotten sick, was because of that I have been raised without it.--[[User:H*bad|H*bad]] 01:47, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
::::::::That is true - we do need to be cautious here because of the kids who have not (we are not in a position to educate young minds in how to deal with that, that's a parent's job) and in recognition that there are a few folks here and there who happen to simply have an aversion to anything in this particular theme. Out of respect to them, we need to be diligent. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:53, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I am personally of the persuasion that vague sexual references aren't damaging to children at all and that some people blow them way out of proportion, but that said, I never said it wasn't inappropriate or vandalism. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:55, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:I was going to revert it as well but Qermaq beat me to it. It's Okay to feel uncomfortable when seeing that kind of thing, H*bad. But then again that may be what the vandal was trying to do....Hmm... {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 02:14, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== SB answering emails ==

Well, he answered [[rampage|mine]]. HOOWAY!! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 23:28, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
: Yeah, yeah, rub it in. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
::I wish Strong Bad would answer my emails.(All 50 of them) -{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:06, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
:::Lucky! But we shouldn't feel bad because you do hear more people saying randomly "he answered my e-mail" more than just in the middle of something "he didn't answer my e-mail" matt said they get anywhere from 2,000 e-mails a day, which are pretty slim chances. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

== Toot sweet ==

Sorry about just deleting that fun fact. I guess I should have STUFF'D it, but it seemed really obvious to me at the time. I tried to figure out which I should do from the "Help" page but it seemed deliberately vague. Just so you know, STUFFing was my next step if it showed on the original article again; I wouldn't have repeatedly deleted it. [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 04:44, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
: Not a huge deal; I just felt like circumventing the problem before there was one. I can see how someone unfamiliar with French might not realize the origin of the phrase. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:49, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

== main page 15 ==
Oh, i know why it doesnt work! Im using Firefox, i tested it in IE and it didnt work, so thats why. [[user:x66x66|x66x66]] 1:58 7/18/06
: Hm... that could be it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:44, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

== Spelling of "Gip" ==

Hi,

Please see http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp (and to be fair also see http://www.answers.com/topic/gip)

Will you allow my edit of [[theme song]] to stick now?

Thanks [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

: I see your comment in the themesong page. Why don't you note that what SB typed is a mis-spelling? Other transcripts do that. "Gyp" is a slur, related to Gypsies' reputation as thieves. That's why "gyp" is the correct spelling. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:24, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::You do realise that the first link you gave [http://www.answers.com/topic/gyp] says that it's also spelled "gipped"?{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:41, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Sure. But the second [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip] doesn't say anything about it (this meaning). "Gip" is obviously not considered a canonical spelling of this particular term by the American Heritage Dictionary, but variant instead. Why don't we add it to the transcript with the note about SB's variant spelling? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That first link you gave is GIP in all caps. Did you see this article [http://www.answers.com/topic/gip-1]? Variants are not misspellings, and are not really important to note. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: It is also questionable that "gyp" really is a slur (see the [[Wiktionary:Gyp|Wiktionary]], though as we discovered earlier today, "gip" is actually not present there for some reason.) We had this discussion earlier today. At any rate, '''Strong Bad actually types the word "gipped"''', and according to our [[HRWiki:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]], what Strong Bad types is what we type, whether misspelled, nonsensical, or contrary to what he actually says (though in that last case, we also note what he actually says.) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:46, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::: That's why I didn't put the slur under "Fun Facts" - I know lots of people would howl about it. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:50, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::: [[http://www.google.com/search?q=gyp+roma+slur It's clear]]. Maybe not to lots of people in general, especially Americans, but it's not imaginary. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::: Even if we accept it, why does it matter to the topic at hand? Many dictionaries accept "gip" as a viable alternative. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 00:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Citations, please? [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:03, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::: Why? I believe it's notable. Want me to find examples of SBEmail transcripts where similar things were noted? I'm only trying to note the spelling issue, not the slurring issue. That doens't belong in the transcript, but instead in Trivia or something. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 01:06, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gip] [http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/gip.html] [http://www.bartleby.com/61/16/G0131600.html] --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:07, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then it would be a valid precedent. [[User:So makey outy|So makey outy]] 01:09, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::: If you can find one where it's just a variant and not an actual misspelling, then I will happily remove it there too, 'cause I really don't think variants are notable. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:11, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

This section should really be moved to [[Talk:theme song]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:33, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

== Comedy Stylings ==

Re: [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=theme_song&curid=26453&diff=354373&oldid=354371 this] - what's abnormal about the construction "comedy stylings"? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:51, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
: It's certainly not something I hear on anything remotely resembling a normal basis. And it certainly sounds more awkward than "headbrow style" (given what it's representing; a hair style) and "With the e-mail style, get it over with!", both of which are currently on the "Style" page. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::Hmm. I was under the impression that the page was not for citing usage of "style" when it's a common phrase in American English. Not that it's necessarily authoritative, a [http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22headbrow+style%22&word2=%22comedy+stylings%22 GoogleFight] between the examples we've cited proves interesting. Fact is, there's a LOT of examples of this phrase's usage. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:12, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
::: That's got nothing to do with the odd usage of "stylings" and more to do with the usage of the word "headbrow". Like I said before, it represents a hair style. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 15:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

==Same age==

You're the same age as me, Jay. Were you born in [[Wikipedia:1982|1982]]? That's the year I was born. Is your real name Michaell Jay Jiminez? I remember a Michaell Jiminez from school. —[[User:Brian Barbera|Brian Barbera]] 00:08, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
: Yes, I was born in 1982, but, no, my name isn't Michael which whatever. My real name can be found via information on my user page, but it's not ON my user page. And that's all I'm saying about that. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:02, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

== My revert ==

Hey, Jay, just wanted to let you know I've been talking to Lapper on IRC and he is almost done with the whole transcript (he's apparently not doing it in installments like I do, but getting it all done at once). That's why I reverted back to the inprogress tag. Just wanted to clarify. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:15, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
: Well, okay, but an hour with no updates does look suspiciously like an abandoned transcript... I mean, you can understand why I removed it, right? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:19, 22 August 2006 (UTC)
::Absolutely. Would have thought of the same thing if I hadn't been in IRC to check up on it. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:27, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

== 20X6 Homsar?? ==

Does Homsar really have a 20X6 counerpart? I can't find it on the [[characters#20X6|characters]] page... {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 17:26, 24 August 2006

:Jay only said that he's not the only one to have no 20X6 counterpart.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 21:34, 24 August 2006 (UTC)
: '''EDIT CONFLICT'D!!''' ''(Ow! My response! But I'm saying it anyway.)'' You misunderstood. My reasoning was this:
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without an Old-Timey counterpart", without mentioning 20X6, then the statement is true.
:# If you say "Homsar is the only main character without a 20X6 counterpart", without mentioning Old-Timey, then the statement is false (Bubs, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith also have no 20X6 counterparts, and the counterparts of Marzipan and The Cheat have yet to actually ''do'' anything. Even [[The Fort Wayne Locomotive]] got an appearance in a 'toon.)
: Thus, the fact as written was misleading and added an unnecessary complication. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:36, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

== Subtitles ==

Hey Jay. We've now got a [[HRWiki:Subtitles|dedicated subtitles page]]. Organization is still a bit chaotic, but we're getting there. We've defined the new format now, and put a downloadable testing environment online. The new format is backwards compatible, so you won't have to re-do everything just yet. And if you put your subtitles on the wiki, then I'm sure they'll get fixed "magically" ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:58, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

== Sleep! ==

Go To Bed!! ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 12:09, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

== Secret Page ==
THe link really is dead. It now gives a 404.
: Someone needs to read the top of the very page they edited... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 22:09, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

== Variations ==

Hey Jay. I'm wondering what led to [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Coach_Z&diff=next&oldid=365852 this group of edits]. The reason I ask is because you removed so much information from each page, and I was trying to find either where that information was already listed on each page or the discussion about why it shouldn't be listed at all. Cheers! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:48, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
: The section was too poorly-defined and many users were adding random [[Nicknames]] to the lists. Some of them may yet be notable, but we need to be consistent about what the category contains. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 16:21, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

== We have our first winner! ==

[[Image:Awesomeguy.JPG|thumb|Congratulations on winning!]]
NOTE: I do use this certificate for other things. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 16:29, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry about the transcript ==

I jumped the gun and tried to finish off the "retirement B" transcript before you did. I was just trying to help, but I can see why it would be a nuisance. You did a much better job than I could have. I imagine more annoying things happen all the time , but I just wanted to say that I've learned my lesson. Sorry!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:29, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
: No, no, I may have over-reacted, but the #1 annoyance when trying to write a transcript is edit conflicts. It's why I put the "In progrss" tag on the transcript twice. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:32, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
:: This reminds me of my high school history teacher who liked to interpret velvet "do not cross" ropes as a suggestion rather than a rule. She has photos of her at the Smithsonian Museum doing things like sitting on stools used for Civil Rights sit-ins. I'm amazed she hasn't been arrested yet. Anyway, the important thing is that we have an awesome transcript already and no permanent harm was done. Sorry again!--[[User:Bobo the King|Bobo the King]] 08:53, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

== [[pregnancy]] ==

Thx for moving it to [[Pregnancy]] to avoid further confusion. I saw it in my GD web clips and got really excited because I thought a new SBEmail was out. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 22:14, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

== Sorry on [[Let us give TANKS!]] ==

Sorry my computer said that those words needed spaces. - {{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 23:39, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

== Ninja Gaiden ==

Even though, as you noticed, Ninja Gaiden isn't the right game this time, I discovered the reference in Under Construction about a day after I [http://www.hrwiki.org/images/archive/3/3d/20061107082502%21NES_Ending.jpg used it] for a challenge. Although I was kicking myself for not making the trivia question ask about that toon, I was consoled by the fact that it's ten times more fun to watch Under Construction after having seen the Ninja Gaiden intro. Keep on tranglin', {{User:Trey56/sig}} 06:50, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

==Hey, question!!==
About how big is the everybody everybody poster. I might buy it. Is it worth it? {{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}

:The poster is 36" wide by 24" high. See [[HRStore:posters.html]]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:56, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
:: Wouldn't do much good to ask me anyway - it's actually not in my current apartment! (Or, if it is, I can't find it for the life of me...) I think my mother took all my posters when I moved; no idea what she did with them, as her interests don't exactly intersect with mine much. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

==Jaycemberween, Jay?==

Hats off to you, my doge. I got a good chuckle out of that. --[[User:ISlayedTheKerrek|ISlayedTheKerrek]] 18:30, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

== My bad edit ==

Sorry about that "retirement: goofs" edit. I wasn't thinking properly. Thanks for reverting it! (After I hit the "save page" button, I was like, "wait a sec..." but didn't revert it in time.) [[User:4kai2lyn6|kai lyn]] 04:26, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

== Help out ==
*Hey, I'm thinking about creating a new page, but I don't know what to call it and I don't know all of its info. The page will be about interuppted names Strong Bad usually starts sounding out before getting interrupted by someone. Such as in [[bottom 10]]: He says, "and the number one spot in my bottom 10 is... Th--" and then gets interrupted. Please help out. I am sending this to all sysops. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
: Wow. Seriously, wow. I was, uh, thinking about that very running gag earlier today. We have the "R" in [[morning routine|routine]], the "Th" [[bottom 10|you mentioned]], whatever Adam West would have said in [[long pants]]... As for a name... Partial-Word Interruptions? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
::Hey, thanks. I'll keep working at it. --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}}
:::You are kinda reaching the point of spamming, though. Tone it down a bit. People who check Recent Changes will see it, trust me. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

== Apologies??? ==

As a reply to [[Subtitles talk:sbemail167/en]], there was only one easter egg to subtitle. And besides, I'd still be in check, what with being the subtitle creator for three consecutive SBEmails (I don't want to brag any more nor do I want to in the first place) before giving it off to [[User:Shwoo|Shwoo]] because she wanted to do a sub script. And anyway, my computer gets sluggish as well. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 23:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
: My apologies were because the "pageinprogress" template was still on the page, but because my computer shut itself down, I got no opportunities to remove it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:22, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

== In Regards to SB's mouth in Record Book ==

Even in the old animations, whenever SB makes an o sound, including the ou sound, his mouth turns round. It did when he said round, which has the same vowel sound as mouth. Yet when he said mouth in the email, his mouth did not turn round as it was supposed to. This is especially noteworthy as he was contesting his mouth being rectangular all the time when the goof was made.
: It's not consistent enough to call it a "Goof" though. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 06:49, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

== Arguments ==

I'm not clear as to what just went on/is going on between Has Matt? and Bluebry_muffn , but I know this: The wiki froze on me temporarily. The rest of the internet worked fine, but the wiki was suddenly loaded down. The only thing going on was these two and their argument about... what exactly? I'd say something to them, but I'm afraid of overstepping my lack of authority. So, I decided to bring it to the attention of the sysop with the most recent edit, thereby indicating your current presence. If I'm overreacting, let me know and I'll shut up. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 03:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

:Today's April Fools Day, silly! Also, the wiki was temporarily down. I dunno why, but it was. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:48, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
: I have addressed this issue. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 03:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

== Happy freakin' birthday ==

Happy being 25. I've done pretty well at it for these 10 months... no doubt you'll do the same. :-) {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:26, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

:So, apparently they don't have a word for [[Wikipedia:Anniversary#Latin-derived numerical names|25 years]] like [[alternate universe|sesquicentenn-email]]. Oh well, happy [[Wikipedia:Anniversary#Traditional list|Silver Jubilee]]! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 01:37, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

::Latin? Happy XXV day! -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 01:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

:::Hah, Jay's a quarter-of-a-century old. Happy 1/4, Jay. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 02:05, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
::::You definitely get 5 to 10 extra credit points on account it is your birthday. ;-) --{{User:Theyellowdart/sig}} 02:14, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::Happy day of birth! Lessee.. I'm 25 in... nope, too small an attention span. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:22, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
::::::Happy D. You've got a long way to go, my little friend. ;) {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:23, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::::Hey! It's your birthday? Are we gonna party like it's your birthday? Happy (age(Stux)-1)+"th" birthday! My these messages pile up fast! --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 02:29, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
::::::::Sever your 25 to the lest, please. It's the greatest day.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:35, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
:::::::::Happy 9,131st Day, Jay! —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:12, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

== The point of an edit ==

Hey, Jay. While I don't argue substantially with your edit [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=MixMastah_800&curid=34997&diff=466899&oldid=466889 here], I'd love if you added your two cents in the talk page you referenced, rather than communicate solely through the summary. Hope to see your input. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 03:26, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_Five&diff=468221&oldid=468220&rcid=423171 this edit summary] ==

There's no reason to get upset. Had you explained that the first time, i wouldn't have reverted you. Had you explained it the second time, i wouldn't have reverted you again. You did not, however, explain this, and i had no reason to think that you were correct. Now that you have explained this, i understand. Please try to explain things like this in the future, rather than simply reverting me with no explanation, ok? Crapfully yours, {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:15, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
: I gave an explanation; I'd have figured checking the other DVD pages to see that this was what was done with them would have been obvious, personally. Sorry I yelled, but I hate edit wars, especially over an established standard. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 20:16, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
::I too hate edit wars, and if i had been aware that it was an established standard, you can bet i would have left it. I don't mind it being caps like that, really i don't. But I DO mind inconsistency. Yes, the obvious this would have been to check the other pages, and I admit that it was probably stupid not to, but people aren't always smart. As such, I believe patience is required. I also get annoyed at stupidity from time to time, and i understand how annoying it can be. I apologize for this misunderstanding. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:07, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

==Help?==
Hi, I'm a new user here. I already asked Dot Com for some help, but he's too busy to respond. I think someone from a commitee or something is supposed to help me, but since no one has, I was hoping you could help me out? -Elkmiester
: I'm a little unclear on the question. There is a "Welcoming committee" that gives out links to new users. Is that what you mean? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 01:13, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
:: Although, the welcoming committee doesn't give out links anymore. It gives out welcomes. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:34, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

== Nonsense? ==

While I don't think it deserves a page, I wanted to make sure that you knew that Poop Smoke is indeed a secret song that can be found on the Homestar Runner website. Now that I think about it, I'm sure you already knew that, but I wanted to know if that's what you meant by "nonsense". —{{User:Mibluvr13/sig}} 16:21, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
: Uh, no, I didn't know that at all... --{{User:Jay/sig}} 21:04, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
::Yeah, I didn't know about that either. [[Secret Pages#Poop Smoke|here it is]], though... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:17, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=original&diff=495760&oldid=495757 this edit summary] ==

It wasn't just "for a personal reason;" it was specifically for surgery. Are there actually other widely-known cases of talk show hosts who have done that exact thing? If there are, I will politely step down, but I wish you hadn't used sarcasm to explain your deletion; that's something I really don't like to see on this site.
: Surgery is almost universal in modern society. Am I to believe that Letterman is the only talk-show host ever that took an absence due to it? I'm aware of small-time radio talk show hosts getting temporary replacements for every reason under the sun; surely not as widely-known as Letterman, but who said it had to be a widely-known case? And I'm sarcastic a lot; I'm sorry if it seemed abrasive but it wasn't meant to be. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:57, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
:: For more discussion, see [[Talk:original#Letterman|this section]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:04, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

== Strongbad email.exe 5.PNG Image ==

You know there's this, right?

[[Image:Strongbad_email.exe_Disc_5.PNG]]

--{{User:Johnny Jupiter/sig}} 05:06, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
: Actually, I just hadn't paid much attention to my userbox in a while. Thanks! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:13, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
S-s-s-s-S-s-s-s... Get out of bed. ''{touches Jay with snuffle. Jay falls out of bed}'' —[[Special:Contributions/Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:48, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
: What? The? Pfargtl? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 08:03, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
::Um, that is a vandal that was blocked by Trey56.--{{User:Slipstream/sig}} 08:08, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

== Secret Stinko Sprite ==

Hi. I'm that anonny. I knew there had to be a reason for that empty space there, but I never exactly checked it out on my own. Great job not being lazy! -[[User:141.133.145.118|141.133.145.118]] 18:06, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

== {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Jay&diff=513673&oldid=513672 recent edit to your user page}} ==

You left out a semicolon after the [[Analysis of Homsar's Speech Pattern|Overanalysis of Homsar's Speech Pattern]] thing. I couldn't fix it 'cause your page is protected. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 12:50, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

== You can't access The Thnikkamaaaaan! (Yeah, shut up, Wiki!) ==

So, uh, WHY can I not access [[The Thnikkaman]] or its Talk page? Notably, I can access The Thnikkaman through its history, but there doesn't seem to be anything unusual there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
: What is ESPECIALLY weird is that the error page I'm brought to has "thnikkaman" (but not "THE thnikkaman" as is the page's name) in its URL. What the pfargtl? Did someone higher up on the chain than me have something to do with this? --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:28, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
::<strike>TBC got a cease and desist from the makers of the real Thnikkaman game, and so we had to temporarily shut the page down. It'll be rereleased under the name "Who said what now?" soon.</strike> Um, I dunno. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 17:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
:::What's funny is that I was having a thought very similar to that. ;) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 17:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
It's really frustrating that you're trying to get around the "This is real" message. All it does is send me more database errors. The message seems completely self-explanatory to me: "There is an error accessing the The Thnikkaman page. The page will be unavailable until the error can be resolved. Thanks for your patience." In other words, we're aware of the problem, we've taken steps to fix it, so keep your pants on until we do and stop messing around in the system. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:02, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
:Gee, I'm sorry that I saw a problem with incredibly limited info and, as a sysop, felt the need to find out what I could and at least make an attempt at fixing it. I won't do it again. 9_9 --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
::Are you serious? You know better than that. You got the pretty error message telling everyone to be patient. When you went around the error, you got a more severe database error. Several times. Instead of posting on the wiki about a temporary problem, you should log on to IRC and ask someone whether we're aware of it. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:03, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

== April Fools ==

You don realise that it is April Fools Day already in some countries, don't you? It's almost eleven hours into it here. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 23:41, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
: Eh, well, point, I guess... >_> --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:46, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

== Your Signature ==

Hey there, Jay, and welcome to our wiki. I see that you changed your signature, and now it doesn't conform to our standards anymore. It's slighly too short. Could you please fix that? Thanks for understanding, and keep on trangling{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:20, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
: Oh, man!!! It's too short?! Dangit, I guess I need to pad it out some!!! --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:23, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks, dude. This makes your talk page contributions much easier to find!!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 05:40, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

== Wear a bikini, young one ==

Happy Jayday!{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:46, 3 April 2008 (UTC) 
Happy friggin' birthday!! {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:06, 3 April 2008 (UTC) 
Dear Jay, Happy Birthday! Sincer[[The S is for Sucks|'''HOISON SAUCE''']] i lieks te pu<big><big>DD</big></big>ing!!![[Special:Random|<big>'''''THAT'S A LOT! A LOT! A LOT! A LO'''''</big>]]ert+y67p</small[[Main Page|<big><big><big>NICE TRY!!</big></big></big>]]I can do it nine hundred nine thousand and ninety million times!!! The [[User:Trey56|Trey]] is for [[User talk:Trey56|mongoose]]! '''EVEN A NEGATIVE ZONE IS GETTING TO BE PREDICTABLE.''' 18:31, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
: Should have known I wouldn't be hearing the last of that one. :) --{{User:Jay/sig}} 19:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
::Oh cwap! I set the alarm for {{CURRENTTIME}} PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go shopping for Jay's birthday today! Oh cwap! It's Jay's birthday already! {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 19:38, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
I can't believe you're 26. [[User:2Fast2Furious|Cedric]] will be 26 in just two more years, or... not ''even'' that. Where does the time go? --[[User:School of Rock|School]] 02:39, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

== Fonts ==

Regarding [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Fonts_By_Toon&curid=40442&diff=556480&oldid=556446 this], I did put some thought into where to list that, and was left in doubt with my decision. The reason I listed it under "Not on the Site" was because the Flash file itself isn't hosted at homestarrunner.com. Anyway, I'm certainly willing to accept that, for the moment, the Advertisement ''is'' "on the site", but I'm not sold on the idea that it's a Short. TBC themselves haven't categorized it, as far as I can tell. But, anyway, for what it's worth I have no problem leaving it listed where it is for now. I will, however, be keeping an eye on it to make sure we correctly document it if/when it gets categorized, or if/when it gets removed from the site. {{User:OptimisticFool/sig}} 04:44, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

== Nondescript Nouns ==

So I did. I guess it was just moved rather than deleted. My apologies. -[[User:DAGRON|DAGRON]] 06:12, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

== TGS capitalisation ==

Hi! Thanks for the note. Actually the earlier transcript wasn't by me; I've changed what was there now. I tend to work on the whole thing in one go when I do transcripts. -- [[User:Mithent|Mithent]] 14:36, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
: Oh, okay. My bad for not checking the history then. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 14:38, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Ages_of_Characters&diff=574296&oldid=571246&rcid=532113 What's a later?] ==

It's like litter, loiter, looter, and all the other stuff that causes inappropriate peer to teen choice misspellings. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 05:33, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
: To be more specific, it's apparently when Wbwolf misunderstands the word - the previous edit was changing the word from "latter" to "later". --{{User:Jay/sig}} 05:42, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
:: Um... I had a.... food in the oven. Yeah... {{User:Wbwolf/sig}} 14:31, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

== Sig talk ==
Hey Jay I have a question. How do you put an icon by your signature? Please explain on my talk page. Thanks [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman]] 16:49, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
: I see this question's already been answered on your own talk page; I recommend following the links there. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 18:19, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

== My way cool users list ==
Hey Jay, if you want you can put this on your user page:
{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900 | codebkgd=#FFCC00 | codecolor=#663333 | code=[[Image:Subtitles Project Logo.png|42px]] | msg=This user is on [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman's]] way cool users list and is being rewarded with a sub.}}
|}
It's not quite right and you don't have to if you dont want to. {{User:Pacoman/sig}} 20:50, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
:Um, Jay? I changed my users list box so people wouldn't get it confused with the subtitles project (because of the pic) so my new userbox is under way and will be available at my talk page soon (I hope). Thanks {{User:Pacoman/sig}} 03:28, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Here you go!!!

{|
{{userbox | border=#000000 | mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=[[Image:Iron cup of Brunswick Stew.jpg|43px]]|msg=This user is on [[User:Pacoman|Pacoman's]] way cool users list and is being rewarded with an iron cup of Brunswick Stew.}}
|}
Thanks to theyellowdart for fixing it for me{{User:Pacoman/sig}} 01:43, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

== [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Next_Epi-Snowed&diff=579004&oldid=578996&rcid=536927 you're wrong] ==

[[Cheat Commandos (toon)]] in front of the stick, look for the falling <s>pie tin</s> radar dish. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 06:19, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

:And what about the [[Green Helmets]]? I don't recall them having action figures, though I might've just missed an Easter egg... -{{User:YK/sig}} 06:39, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
:: You're right about the Green Helmets. Whoops. Maybe change it to "named characters"? Fact is starting to look like a reach though. Oh well. As for DeFender, you misunderstood. They didn't have a figurine box and description, which I realized at the last minute, but they DID have figurines, hence the change in wording. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 07:21, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

:::''<nowiki>*Insert witty comment about me being talked about here*</nowiki>''. - I think it's an interesting fact though. Maybe instead of putting it in [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] it should be noted on [[Action Figure Character Variations]]? {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}} 12:31, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Is your last name Berger? I'll call you [[Wikipedia:Jason Berger|Jason Berger]] or J.B. for short. --[[User:Uncle Bill|Uncle Bill]] 16:14, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Senor Cardgage

Uncle Bill — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:12:20 GMT

Uncle Bill:

{{about|creepy mortgage broker and used car salesman}} {{for|blue [[storybook character]]|Señor}} {{for|common misuse of the Spanish word "Señor"|Senor}}

[[Image:Can_of_Peas.png|thumb|100px|{{cardgagequote}}]]
__NOTOC__
'''Senor Cardgage''' first appeared in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kind of cool]]. He is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from [[The Brothers Strong]] when they were little, whose extreme sketchiness gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. Also, the [[Special:Contributions/Doy-doy|doy-doy people]] and [[Wikipedia:Aloysius Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] gave [[User:2Fast2Furious|Ced]] nightmares during his childhood. He resembles [[Strong Bad]] somewhat, both sharing a red with black markings [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask for a head, green eyes, pinkish torso, boxing gloves for hands and black pants. However, he's much taller than Strong Bad. He has a round head, wears glasses, a [[mustache|beard]], and has a comb-over lock of brownish hair on the top of his head. Senor Cardgage also has a flabby belly and much longer arms. His feet are simply black, suggesting they are covered by his [[pants]].

Senor Cardgage now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day|used car dealership]], in addition to having a job as an [[the movies|usher]]. He has also tried to market a lawn mower as an "[[concert#Easter Eggs|Intregway]]" and apparently has his own brand of shoes called "Air Cardgage", which appeared in [[diorama]]. His name is pronounced "[[Senor|Seh-nor]]", not "Seh-nyor", because his name is spelled with an "N" rather than an "[[Wikipedia:Ñ|Ñ]]". He is apparently [[Left Handedness#Ambidextrous Characters|ambidextrous]].

Some of his traits include:
* Suspiciously coming out of [[Weird Shrub|bushes and shrubs]] just as you walk by.
* Pronouncing words incorrectly (for example, he pronounces the word "loans", "lawns").
* Always carrying an old plastic [[Aldi Bag|Aldi grocery bag]] of mysterious contents.
* Loudly eating melty [[Zagnut Bars|chocolate bars]] while standing too close to you in lines.
* Smelling like [[Peas|pea soup]] (according to [[Homestar Runner]]).
* Speaking in phrases that are described by Strong Bad as "[[portmanteaus|almost one word and not quite another]]," such as "excardon me" and "exobably not".
* "Calling at you as if you were a lady," [[Gender Confusion|regardless of your gender]].

Strong Bad seems to look up to Senor Cardgage as sort of an idol or a father figure. He is constantly heard remarking on how cool he believes Senor Cardgage is and how he wishes to be that cool. In [[Senorial Day]], Strong Bad asks Senor to autograph his football and throw it to him. In [[alternate universe]], he says that his life is complete after going on a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage, and expresses joy at the thought of Senor adopting him. When he sees Senor as an usher in [[the movies]], he tells [[The Cheat]] that "someday [he's] going to be the one tearing tickets and telling folks that forty-twone will be on their lest."

However, none of the other characters seem to like him. In particular, Strong Sad still harbors fear against Senor Cardgage as evidenced in [[garage sale]]. Strong Mad also ran away in terror when Senor Cardgage asked him to retrieve his spectacles. And of course, Homestar seems annoyed with Senor Cardgage for standing too close to him in line while eating melty candy bars, and is put off by his odd catchphrases (as well as thinking he smells like pea soup).
[[Image:Candy product alley.png|thumb|Senor's possible residence]]
Even though he has a car dealership and his own mortgage company, his residence is unknown. It is suggested in [[Senorial Day]] and [[candy product]] that he is homeless, as he is shown in an [[alleyway]] sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his [[Wikipedia:Aldi|Aldi]] bag as a pillow, although in the email [[kind of cool]] Strong Bad implied that he lives behind a bush. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this or of his current residence, if any. Although it is implied that he is poor, he offers to buy Strong Sad a can of peas at [[Strong Bad]]'s [[garage sale]] for $99, and then proceeds to walk away with it, supposedly paying, even though he is never seen to do so. A possible solution to this conflict has been shown in an Easter egg from the email [[love poems]], where it is revealed that Senor Cardgage has written a book called ''The Homeless Romantic'': "verses from the weird shrub and alarming recipes for brunswick stew".

When Strong Bad is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email [[kind of cool]], he describes Senor Cardgage who is, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that he is] cool". Strong Bad tries to represent what he would be like if he was an ugly, dumpy guy with a bad comb-over, and it turns out his fictional character actually existed and lived down the street from the Brothers Strong during their youth.

As shown in a commercial in [[theme song]], Senor Cardgage got fourteen degrees in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU Online E-niversity]] during his lunch "take", including one that lets him "legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica". He also runs a day care called [[Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH]].

Senor Cardgage recently lost a Non Sequitur Championship to the equally bizarre character [[Homsar]]. As the loser of the contest, he had to complete a coherent sentence on [[The Show]] (as documented in the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]). He failed twice, but his third attempt ("Grape Soda Banked") was judged successful by "<s>celebrity</s> judge" Strong Sad.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[kind of cool]]
*[[:Category:Senor Cardgage Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"|[[fan club]]|Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh. I should eat a pony."|[[original]]|Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}''|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:cardgage hardlife.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"|[[Senorial Day]]|Mirror:cardgage msamerica.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Nicknames#Miscellaneous|Nicknames]]

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

Uncle Bill — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:10:37 GMT

Uncle Bill:

DaAaAaAm a [[theme park|thinki'n it's taaaahm fer some tasteball!]] Wait, what?!

'''DRIVE THRU WHALE:''' {{whalequote}}

'''HOMSAR:''' {{homsarquote}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' I knew I'd keep them occupied for hours...

'''[[Special:Contributions/Doy-doy|DOY-DOY PEOPLE]]:''' We're weird naked people walking on winding paths. Doy doy doy doy...

'''[[Wikipedia:Aloysius Snuffleupagus|SNUFFLEUPAGUS]]:''' Sssssss... Get out of bed!

HRWiki:Sandbox

Uncle Bill — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:36:23 GMT

Uncle Bill: Reset sandbox

HRWiki:Sandbox

Uncle Bill — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:44:43 GMT

Uncle Bill: /* Three Limbs? */

[[Image:3armedss.png|245px]] [[Image:Threestar Legger.png]][[Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG]]

Is it just me, or is there something weird going on?

No, that is normal.

Those things look straight out of the creature shop from some low-to-no budget horror film.

=Three Limbs?=
The three limbed creatures (and Strong Nub and Nub Bad) from under your couch...
:And Nub Bad has to go poop.

HRWiki:Sandbox

Uncle Bill — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:25:43 GMT

Uncle Bill:

<center>[[Image:DaNewsPapes.png|300px]]
'''Smile! You're on Candid Camera!''' 
"What the crap?"</center>

[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]] and [[Wikipedia:Smoke on the Water|Smoke on the Water]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

Uncle Bill — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:50:06 GMT

Uncle Bill:

[[Image:Threestar Legger.png|right]]
I'm Homestar the Peg, 
Deedle eedle, eedle um, 
With my extra leg, 
Deedle eedle eedle um, 
Wherever I go through rain and snow, 
The people always let me know, 
There's Homestar the Peg, 
Deedle eedle eedle um, 
With his extra leg, 
Deedle eedle eedle um.

[[Image:Threestar Legger.png]]

:Get your motor runnin'
:Head out on the highway
:Lookin' for adventure
:And whatever comes our way

:Yeah darling, go and make it happen
:Take the world in a love embrace
:Fire all of your guns at once
:And explode into space

:I like smoke and lightning
:Heavy metal thunder
:Racin' with the wind
:And I'm feelin' that I'm under

:Yeah darling, go and make it happen
:Take the world in a love embrace
:Fire all of your guns at once
:And explode into space

:Like a true nature's child
:We were born, born to be wild
:We can climb so high
:I never wanna die

:Born to be wild...

HRWiki:Sandbox

Uncle Bill — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:52:45 GMT

Uncle Bill: reset sandbox

Senor Cardgage

Uncle Bill — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:39:12 GMT

Uncle Bill:

{{about|creepy mortgage broker and used car salesman}} {{for|blue [[storybook character]]|Señor}} {{for|common misuse of the Spanish word "Señor"|Senor}}

[[Image:Can_of_Peas.png|thumb|100px|{{cardgagequote}}]]
__NOTOC__
'''Senor Cardgage''' first appeared in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kind of cool]]. He is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from [[The Brothers Strong]] when they were little, whose extreme sketchiness gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. He resembles [[Strong Bad]] somewhat, both sharing a red with black markings [[Wikipedia:Lucha libre|lucha libre]] mask for a head, green eyes, pinkish torso, boxing gloves for hands and black pants. However, he's much taller than Strong Bad. He has a round head, wears glasses, a [[mustache|beard]], and has a comb-over lock of brownish hair on the top of his head. Senor Cardgage also has a flabby belly and much longer arms. His feet are simply black, suggesting they are covered by his [[pants]].

Senor Cardgage now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day|used car dealership]], in addition to having a job as an [[the movies|usher]]. He has also tried to market a lawn mower as an "[[concert#Easter Eggs|Intregway]]" and apparently has his own brand of shoes called "Air Cardgage", which appeared in [[diorama]]. His name is pronounced "[[Senor|Seh-nor]]", not "Seh-nyor", because his name is spelled with an "N" rather than an "[[Wikipedia:Ñ|Ñ]]". He is apparently [[Left Handedness#Ambidextrous Characters|ambidextrous]].

Some of his traits include:
* Suspiciously coming out of [[Weird Shrub|bushes and shrubs]] just as you walk by.
* Pronouncing words incorrectly (for example, he pronounces the word "loans", "lawns").
* Always carrying an old plastic [[Aldi Bag|Aldi grocery bag]] of mysterious contents.
* Loudly eating melty [[Zagnut Bars|chocolate bars]] while standing too close to you in lines.
* Smelling like [[Peas|pea soup]] (according to [[Homestar Runner]]).
* Speaking in phrases that are described by Strong Bad as "[[portmanteaus|almost one word and not quite another]]," such as "excardon me" and "exobably not".
* "Calling at you as if you were a lady," [[Gender Confusion|regardless of your gender]].

Strong Bad seems to look up to Senor Cardgage as sort of an idol or a father figure. He is constantly heard remarking on how cool he believes Senor Cardgage is and how he wishes to be that cool. In [[Senorial Day]], Strong Bad asks Senor to autograph his football and throw it to him. In [[alternate universe]], he says that his life is complete after going on a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage, and expresses joy at the thought of Senor adopting him. When he sees Senor as an usher in [[the movies]], he tells [[The Cheat]] that "someday [he's] going to be the one tearing tickets and telling folks that forty-twone will be on their lest."

However, none of the other characters seem to like him. In particular, Strong Sad still harbors fear against Senor Cardgage as evidenced in [[garage sale]]. Strong Mad also ran away in terror when Senor Cardgage asked him to retrieve his spectacles. And of course, Homestar seems annoyed with Senor Cardgage for standing too close to him in line while eating melty candy bars, and is put off by his odd catchphrases (as well as thinking he smells like pea soup).
[[Image:Candy product alley.png|thumb|Senor's possible residence]]
Even though he has a car dealership and his own mortgage company, his residence is unknown. It is suggested in [[Senorial Day]] and [[candy product]] that he is homeless, as he is shown in an [[alleyway]] sleeping in a sleeping bag and using his [[Wikipedia:Aldi|Aldi]] bag as a pillow, although in the email [[kind of cool]] Strong Bad implied that he lives behind a bush. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this or of his current residence, if any. Although it is implied that he is poor, he offers to buy Strong Sad a can of peas at [[Strong Bad]]'s [[garage sale]] for $99, and then proceeds to walk away with it, supposedly paying, even though he is never seen to do so. A possible solution to this conflict has been shown in an Easter egg from the email [[love poems]], where it is revealed that Senor Cardgage has written a book called ''The Homeless Romantic'': "verses from the weird shrub and alarming recipes for brunswick stew".

When Strong Bad is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email [[kind of cool]], he describes Senor Cardgage who is, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that he is] cool". Strong Bad tries to represent what he would be like if he was an ugly, dumpy guy with a bad comb-over, and it turns out his fictional character actually existed and lived down the street from the Brothers Strong during their youth.

As shown in a commercial in [[theme song]], Senor Cardgage got fourteen degrees in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU Online E-niversity]] during his lunch "take", including one that lets him "legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica". He also runs a day care called [[Papa Cardgage's PUDDIN' PATCH]].

Senor Cardgage recently lost a Non Sequitur Championship to the equally bizarre character [[Homsar]]. As the loser of the contest, he had to complete a coherent sentence on [[The Show]] (as documented in the short [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]). He failed twice, but his third attempt ("Grape Soda Banked") was judged successful by "<s>celebrity</s> judge" Strong Sad.

At one time, Senor Cardgage and Creepy Comb-Over Story Strong Bad (which is how Strong Bad refers to his imaginary self in "kind of cool") were thought to be two separate characters as they both had their own pages on this wiki, but then it was decided that they're one and the same, and so they've been merged.

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[kind of cool]]
*[[:Category:Senor Cardgage Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"|[[fan club]]|Mirror:cardgeenan.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh. I should eat a pony."|[[original]]|Mirror:cardgage_pony.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"Oh...I live a hard life." ''{faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}''|Quote of the Week exclusive|Mirror:cardgage hardlife.mp3}}
*{{qotw|"My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"|[[Senorial Day]]|Mirror:cardgage msamerica.mp3}}
|}

==See Also==
*[[Nicknames#Miscellaneous|Nicknames]]

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

Uncle Bill — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:30:40 GMT

Uncle Bill: replaced the page with 'Get on up on the floor And boogie oogie oogie Until you just can't boogie no more "Boogie Oogie Oogie" by [[Wikipedia:A Taste of Ho...'

Get on up on the floor 
And boogie oogie oogie 
Until you just can't boogie no more

"[[Wikipedia:Boogie Oogie Oogie|Boogie Oogie Oogie]]" by [[Wikipedia:A Taste of Honey (band)|A Taste of Honey]]