Blatant Lies

Whassits — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:47:41 GMT

Whassits: /* Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Notswimpractice.PNG|thumb|"On Saturday I certainly '''don't''' wake up at 6 A.M., put on a [[Wikipedia:Speedo|Speedo]], and go to swim practice."]]
Characters have been known to '''lie blatantly''' to one another or to the audience, often in an attempt to persuade others of the veracity of a situation, when in fact the opposite is extremely obvious.

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Emails===
*Email [[bottom 10]] One of Strong Bad's "Bottom Ten" is "Not..... pigeons."
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad receives a [[Wikipedia:Phishing|phishing]] email from John and "some other people who aren't scam artists" that states, "We promise we are real and not just trying to steal your money."
*Email [[sugarbob]] — Strong Bad types in different colors and fonts to try to convince the emailer's girlfriend that he is taken by several other girlfriends.
*Email [[lures & jigs]] — Upon accidentally admitting to not knowing anything about the ladies, Strong Bad hurriedly tries to rectify his slip-up before running off.
*Email [[huttah!]] — Strong Bad asserts that cheese and anvils are two of the finest things in life, after [[The Cheat]] walks in on his claiming that The Cheat resembles these two items. Also, he then tapes a piece of paper reading "the cheat" on the [[Compy 386]] to make it look as if emails to him are to The Cheat.
*Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Bad says that he doesn't use a stunt double. When ''Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1'' is then shown, it is obvious that Strong Sad is Strong Bad's stunt double.
*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad is singing while standing on the stool when Strong Sad walks in. Strong Bad claims that he was just checking the lights, even though the ceiling of the [[Computer Room]] is far too high for him to reach.
*Email [[crying]] — When Strong Bad begins to sniffle over [[Li'l Brudder]], he runs off claiming that he just has "a food" in the oven.
*Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad tries to convince the viewer that on Saturdays, he does not go to swim practice, and instead takes battle axe lessons. In an [[Easter egg]], Strong Sad is seen telling Strong Bad that they are late for swim practice.
*Email [[extra plug]] — After saying that the hot girl that he will be dancing with will be The Cheat, Strong Bad catches himself and states that it will be an actual hot girl.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad sings "Comin' in to work on time.." while coming to his job at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] 15 minutes late.
*Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says that his secret identity is The Poopsmith, only to be disproven when The Poopsmith himself walks in. He and the Poopsmith have also been seen together on numerous occasions.
*Email [[2 emails]] — Strong Bad says that he is holding the [[Ladies' Choice Awards]], but no ladies show up.
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad claims that he got a message on his "answering machine" from "Delilelia". It is obvious that he is the one providing the girl's voice, and that the "answering machine" is just a clock radio.
*Email [[road trip]] — Strong Bad emphasizes that a "not originally yellow spotted sheet" is from Strong Sad's room, and not his room.
*Email [[4 branches]] — [[Homestar Runner]] claims that moving into his mascot costume was "probably the coolest and least locking-[himself]-out-of-[his]-house-enest decision" he ever made.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — After [[Coach Z]] and Homestar accuse themselves of being [[The Thnikkaman]] and stealing the [[Lappy 486]], respectively, they both try to cover it up by talking about "sports team".
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Strong Bad claims that his strongest event in the [[Strong Badathlon (contest)|Strong Badathlon]] is "Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls". This event is only shown in [[Powered by The Cheat]] form, possibly suggesting that the event did not actually take place.
*Email [[the movies]] — [[The King of Town]] insists that his many trays of sizzling fajitas came from a box of [[Wikipedia:Milk Duds|Milk Duds]].
*Email [[from work]] — [[Bubs]] tries to cover up the fact that he was going to go and play a gnome tasering game by saying that he was going to get back to "upgrading the... taserin' that gnome... server".

===Marzipan's Answering Machine===
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
**After leaving Marzipan a prank call, Strong Bad calls back for baking advice, insisting that he is calling her for the first time that day.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
**When [[Pom Pom]] calls and apparently tells Marzipan about something that Homestar said, Homestar repeatedly insists that he did not say that, and that Pom Pom is crazy.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
**When Strong Bad calls, he says that he has a real girlfriend for whom he needs to buy a Valentine's Day present.
**Homestar pretends to be a dial tone after realizing that he has called Marzipan annoying and overbearing on her own answering machine.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
**When Strong Bad calls, he says that tofu is made from baby seals.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
**Strong Sad calls to ask Marzipan if she wants to come over and watch the ''V.I. Warshawski'' DVD, but he later calls again and admits that he doesn't really have the DVD.

===Other===
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — Strong Bad claims to have a super-hot girlfriend who recently got sucked into a wormhole.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls Marzipan, pretending to be Homestar Runner, saying that he killed Pom Pom, ''while'' Homestar was at Marzipan's house.
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — For almost the entire 'toon, Strong Bad and his gang attempt to convince Homestar that there is something cool in their paper bags. Bubs convinces Homestar that he knows nothing about Strong Bad's plan to get free drinks. Later on, Strong Bad tells Homestar that the thing in the bag escaped into the mountains.
*[[Broken Compy Menu]] — When Bubs asks Homestar, who was previously arguing, what he is doing at the stand, Homestar replies that he was talking to nobody, everybody, or [[Strong Mad]]. When asked where Strong Mad is now, Homestar says that he flew away. Later on, Bubs claims to Homestar that the shotgunned [[Compy 386]] is a low-priced automobile.
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — While talking on the phone, Coach Z claims that he is not alone and his phone is plugged in, but nobody is nearby and the [[Disconnected Telephones|phone is unplugged]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — After being caught making out with a drawing of [[The Ugly One]], Strong Bad claims that it is a piece of pizza and hurriedly stuffs the drawing into his mouth.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — The King of Town tries to convince Homestar that he is not trying to find a ham sandwich that he had buried in the [[Spooky Woods]] when he was nine. [[The Poopsmith]] is seen right next to him, digging holes.
*[[Welcome Back]] — Strong Bad claims to have accidentally "mashed record and stop" on his camera before jumping out of the plane. However, the unbelievable story he recounts about what happened during his descent makes it obvious that he is lying about the entire event.

==See Also==
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls]]
*[[History according to Strong Bad]]
*[[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
*[[Exaggerated Strong Bad]]

[[Category:Exaggeration running gags]]

Onomatopoeia

Whassits — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:40:27 GMT

Whassits:

[[Image:Soapoperapaper.png|thumb|right|Preeeow...]]
A few '''[[Wikipedia:Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeic]]''' words have been coined in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="70%"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Onomatopoeia !! Stands For !! Debuts As Onomatopoeia In
|-
| align=center | [[Preeeeow]]
| align=center | The sound that [[The Paper]] made
| align=center | [[autobiography]]
|-
| align=center | Duh, duh. Chicka chika chika chika. Doo doo doooo dooo (Repeats)
| align=center | The [[Dangeresque]] Theme Song
| align=center | [[dangeresque 3]]
|
|-
| align=center | [[Voip]]
| align=center | Several noises, such as lasers or other beams
| align=center | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]
|-
| align=center | Dooj
| align=center | Explosion
| align=center | [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]
|-
| align=center | [[SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar|Sblounskched!]]
| align=center | Squishing noise
| align=center | [[Strongest Man in the World]]
|-
| align=center | Meh
| align=center | Used for various noises [[The Cheat]] makes
| align=center | [[Peasant's Quest]]
|-
| align=center | Way-o, way-o
| align=center | Coach Z's description of [[The Geddup Noise]]
| align=center | [[geddup noise]]
|-
| align=center | Heunh heownh heunh heownh vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk
| align=center | The sound that [[New Paper]] makes
| align=center | [[the paper]]
|-
| align=center | Vvvvvt eangt clonk-a-donk
| align=center | The shortened sound of the New Paper
| align=center | [[mini-golf]]
|-
| align=center | Broodle-broodle-broodle blap-biddle-baddle!
| align=center | The sound Strong Bad's quadruple bass pedal would presumably make if he had one
| align=center | [[death metal]]
|}

[[Category:Word running gags]]

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