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X-caliber — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:35:09 GMT

X-caliber: another commentary part

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[[Image:FourBranches.png|thumb|"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, [[Rumble Red]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Gary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Perry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Mary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[The Office]], [[The Field]], [[The Field#Old-Timey Appearances|Old-Timey Field]], [[The Stage#Old-Timey Stage|Old-Timey Stage]], Alien Planet (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:55

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day the Sbemail way, and never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and reads "N.Y." as "Nueva York."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even. No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. Capitol-like building topped with a dome shaped like Homestar's head, and a banner featuring the the following title:}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a ''neglected'' official.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. ''{A dotted line is traced to a television set with Homestar's head on the screen. A caption appears under it that reads "The House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television".}'' It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover, lady friends? ''{A crowd full of ladies cheers. Zoom in on Homestar.}'' Huh? ''{zoom in even closer}'' Huh?! From Drab to Fab with nothing but mustaaard!

''{Pictures of the King of Town appear on the left and right sides of the screen. The one on the left is labeled "Drab" and features a "normal" picture of the King of Town. The picture on the right is labeled "Fab" and features the King of Town doused with mustard. Homestar holds up a mustard container with the word 'Musty!' on it. Crowd cheers. The pictures disappear.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama.

''{Cut to a shot of Marzipan looking angry, with the words "Alleged Drama Mama" at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So let's bring him out!

''{The crowd boos. Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance change instantly; his propeller cap is back-to-front, while stubble, a goatee and undereye bags have appeared on his face, and his shirt features a green hand and the words "DENIED! Panama City Beach".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sulkily}'' Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.

''{A chair flies in from offscreen and hits Homestar in the face, knocking him down. The crowd cheers.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Homestar secretly had ''himself'' on his own "You're a Bad Boyfriend" talk show.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{Cut to the Office. Strong Bad is sitting in his cubicle wearing a headset, occasionally typing on his computer. Phones can be heard ringing in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset; looking bored}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to Phone Tree Survivor Number Thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes, baby, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks excited}'' I'm sorry, ma'am, free bagels just happened.

''{Strong Bad scoots his chair backward out of his cubicle, making [[The Geddup Noise]] and leaving the headset behind. Cut to the water cooler, which has Homestar stuffed inside, with one leg hanging out of one of the water dispensers. Paper cups are scattered over the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, man! This isn't free bagels!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, but it is free...ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{momentarily stutters}'' Just explain to me what you were ''trying'' to do when this happened.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that tells me everything I need to know. How 'bout we try this?

''{Strong Bad steps up to the water cooler. Cut to a closeup of the dispenser with Homestar's leg in it. Strong Bad presses the button on the nozzle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow, ow, OW, STOP!

''{Strong Bad stops pressing on the dispenser. Cut back to the original shot of the water cooler.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sweet genius, that hurt! Oh, well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life. Just stack my mail on top of me, would ya? ''{Strong Bad walks off as a phone rings.}'' Thanks, S-bro! Man! Where should we go for lunch today? Chinese buffet?

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." While Strong Bad talks, a scoreboard appears, which rolls up to its high number limit of 999,999 and then resets to zero.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.

''{The scoreboard disappears as a dotted line is traced to a picture of Homestar with a graduation cap on. A caption appears under him that says "The joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities". Cut to Homestar in the Field atop a soap box with Strong Sad in the foreground. The words "Fourteen Times" are written on the soapbox.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awash with flavor!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, ''{speaking quickly}'' the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges— ''{cut to a closeup; computer-type noises begin playing in the background}'' —divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, ''{cut back to wide shot of Homestar}'' right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And last of course, the most powerful branch. The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.

''{A dotted line is traced to a football helmet with Homestar's face on it. A caption appears under it that reads "The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume".}''

''{Cut to the Field at night with Homestar inside The Jolly Dumple costume. A campfire is also inside it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, oh man, oh man! ''Man!'' Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made! ''{Homestar raises a stick with a juice box stuck on the end over the fire.}'' This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely! Bed, Bath and Be-yond!

''{Cut to a wider shot revealing Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Homestar, what are you doin'?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Polymascotfoamalate?! ''{his words echo}''

''{Fade to The Homestar Runner in the Old-Timey Field standing next to an alien. A spaceship has crashed into the factory in the background.}''

'''RUMBLE RED:''' But, Earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on ''my'' planet. Eh, rumble.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's 'cause you're a Communist ''{pronounces it "commonest"}'' fool, red!

''{Rumble Red looks shocked. Cut to a stage with The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad dancing with a banner over their heads reading "Polymascotfoamalate!"}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner dressed up as a baby.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Feed it to the babies.

''{Cut back to the stage. Rumble Red joins them.}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad with sour cream on his face holding what appears to be baby powder in one hand and a cup full of soured cream in the other.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Or as a topping on Soured Cream!

''{Cut to a globe with the words "POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE" written in front of it with its chemical formula, (Msct-) + (Fm8+).}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ''{The words "Ingenuitizing the Future" appear above the globe as they are spoken}'' Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!

''{A record scratch is heard. We abruptly cut back to the Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoa- ''{an explosion occurs, throwing Coach Z out of frame; after a beat, Homestar's mascot costume disintegrates with the sound of breaking glass.}''

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done". Strong Bad stands up in front of it as music starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, ''{a banner appears above Strong Bad}'' write a letter to your local Homestarman, ''{another banner appears}'' or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! ''{Yet another banner appears.}''

''{Strong Bad walks off screen and the camera pulls in on the top of the U.S. Capitol building shaped like Homestar's head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And that's how I become a law! ''{Fireworks appear in the air.}'' Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:4branches personalstyle.png|thumb|A Great Idea for Personal Style]]
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet titled "A Great Idea for Personal Style". Across the cells is a drawing of Homestar's head wearing slices of meat and vegetables, and a handwritten caption that reads "MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG".
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] cartoon:
:''{Larry, Gary, and Perry are seen on a teal planet with Rumble Red, a snake-like animal coming out of the ground, and a ringed planet in the background.}''
:'''RUMBLE RED:''' ''{gestures and stamps feet while speaking}'' Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on ''my'' planet... ''{trailing off}'' eh, rumble...
:'''LARRY:''' That's 'cause you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!
:''{Cut to Mary holding a tentacle in a hot dog bun.}''
:'''MARY:''' ''{speaking with mouth full}'' And you're a communist fool! ''{Takes a bite of sandwich and chews.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Mongolian beef|Mongolian beef]] is an American Chinese dish, consisting of sliced beef, stir-fried with scallions and other vegetables in a sweet and savory brown sauce, and served over steamed rice or cellophane noodles. The term "Mongolian" is intended to imply a vaguely exotic type of food. Neither the ingredients nor the methods of preparation are typically [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]].
*Strong Bad's describing of passwords as "the last four digits of your dog" or "your mother's maiden credit card number" are plays on three commonly used recall codes, wherein you would type the last four digits of your social security number, the name of your first pet, or your mother's maiden name, to reclaim a lost password. Such things are also sometimes used as actual passwords.
*[[Wikipedia:Barbados|Barbados]] is an island country in the Atlantic Ocean, just east of the Caribbean Sea.
*In many older video and arcade games, limitations of the game's scoring system would cause the score to "roll over" back to 0 when a score reached a certain upper limit. For example, if the game was only capable of displaying five digits for the player's score, achieving a score of 100,000 would cause the score to roll over to 0.
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
*:<math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math>
*[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/red "Red"] is a slang term for a [[Wikipedia:Communism|Communist]].
*"[[Polymascotfoamalate]]" is a [[portmanteau]] of quite a few words:
**"[[Wiktionary:poly-|Poly-]]" is a [[Wikipedia:prefix|prefix]] meaning "many", probably intended to refer to the large number of manmade materials whose names also start with the prefix ([[Wikipedia:polyester|polyester]], [[Wikipedia:polyurethane|polyurethane]], [[Wikipedia:polyisocyanurate|polyisocyanurate]], etc.)
**"[[Wikipedia:Mascot|mascot]]" is its own word.
**"[[Wikipedia:foam|foam]]" is a word by itself, but in context, it refers to [[Wikipedia:foam rubber|foam rubber]], which is often used in wearable mascot costumes.
**"[[Wikipedia:Ate (disambiguation)|-ate]]" is a suffix for a chemical compound with a full complement of [[Wikipedia:Oxygen|oxygen]] atoms.

===Remarks===
*When The King of Town's "Drab to Fab" makeover is shown, the colors of his crown are reversed, as they were in [[The King of Town Evolution|earlier designs]].
*Homestar's legs during the The Show AM are, for some reason, in the old design. Notice the left foot being at an awkward angle.
*Although Strong Bad criticizes Homestar for having himself as a guest on his own TV show, in the email [[pizzaz]], Strong Bad had himself as a guest on his own show, the [[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]].
*Strong Bad mixes up technological phrases and assigns [[Gender Confusion|various gender titles]], similar to what Homestar did in [[isp]].
*Strong Bad's polo shirt has a 5.25 inch floppy disk crest. Homestar, however, is not wearing the usual polo shirt attire to work.
*Homestar does not have any trouble breathing or speaking underwater. The sound of his voice is also not affected by the water or bottle.
*Homestar's eyes appear considerably bigger than normal while inside the water cooler; this may be due to the cooler's curved surface magnifying them, or Homestar being alarmed by his predicament. They also do not blink every four seconds, which suggests new eyes were made especially for this scene.
*The shadows cast by Homestar in the costume are to his side, although the fire (the source of light) is in front of him.
*The chemical formula for Polymascotfoamalate is a play on its name: Msct- for "mascot" and Fm8+ for "foamalate".
*During the scene of the globe in the Polymascotfoamalate cartoon, the white land masses at the top and bottom do not spin with the rest of the globe.
*When the spotlight falls on Homestar as the guest star boyfriend, everything around the room becomes darkened, including the flashing border lights on the sign behind him.
*This email uses an older design of Strong Bad's face.

===Goofs===
*The floppy disk on Strong Bad's shirt jumps between Strong Bad's left and right side so that it's always facing the audience.
*In the scene where Homestar is inside the Jolly Dumple costume, the light reflected onto his legs flickers, but the light reflected onto his head doesn't.
*At the end of the firework Easter egg, you can hear a short "pop", which is the very beginning of Homestar's third "pa-too!" from earlier in the email.
*When Strong Bad addresses the audience at the end of the email, the title of the third branch changes from "The Joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (in focus) to "The Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (out of focus) and back again (in focus).
*While Strong Sad is talking to Homestar, one crack on the soapbox Homestar is standing on reaches beyond the box.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email was first posted, Strong Bad typed "in" instead of "any" when he says "No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground," at the beginning of the email. This was later corrected.
*When the email was first posted, ''[[Wikipedia:boudoir|boudoir]]'' was misspelled as "Budoir". This was later corrected.
*Originally the "Polymascotfoamalate" banner was misspelled "Polymascotfamalate."

===Inside References===
*"MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG" is an example of [[lowercase i's]].
*Homestar [[Featuring Self|features himself]] on [[The Show AM]].
*The [[Soapbox]] makes another appearance when Homestar stands on it while he answers Strong Sad, and its label now reads "Fourteen times".
*When Strong Bad explains that "when you get a super high score on a video game, it eventually clicks back to zero", the scoreboard makes the same noise as the [[Random Toon]] generator on the main page.
*This is another reference to Homestar saying something intelligent, as started by the email [[stupid stuff]].
*[[The Jolly Dumple]] first appeared in [[mascot]].
*Homestar's fireworks sounds at the end of the email are the same sounds he makes in [[couch patch]] when he is spitting Teddy Grahams.
*{{Film|Limozeen}}'s animated debut was in [[best thing]].

===Real-World References===
*"The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" are a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Separation of powers|three branches of the United States government]], and the shape of the governmental building is the [[Wikipedia:United States Capitol|United States Capitol]] building, often used as a symbol of the [[Wikipedia:Legislature|legislative branch]].
*[[The Show#The Show AM|The Show AM]] is a parody of several talk shows that feature [[wikipedia:Makeover|makeovers]] such as ''[[wikipedia:The Oprah Winfrey Show|Oprah]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Queer Eye for the Straight Guy|Queer Eye for the Straight Guy]]'', and ''[[wikipedia:Extreme Makeover|Extreme Makeover]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Tabloid talk show|tabloid talk shows]] such as ''[[Wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Maury (TV series)|Maury]]''. Its name is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Match Game PM| Match Game PM]], a latenight version of Match Game with less censorship.
*The sun logo for The Show AM is very similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Today (NBC program)|The Today Show]] on [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]]. The "am" typeface is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:TV-am|TV-am]].
*The mustard bottle has the distinctive red cap and yellow barrel shape of [[Wikipedia:Plochman's|Plochman's]] mustard.
*The sing-song voice in which Homestar proclaims that mustard was used for The King of Town's makeover is very similar to the voice [[Wikipedia:Oprah Winfrey|Oprah Winfrey]] uses when making grand announcements on her television show.
*Homestar's "[[:Image:Homestarbadboyfriend.PNG|Denied]]" shirt during The Show AM segment pokes fun at [[Wikipedia:spring break|spring break]] events in [[Wikipedia:Panama City Beach, Florida|Panama City Beach, Florida]].
**The design of the shirt bears a striking similarity to "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirts, with the handprint taking the place of the cannabis leaf.
*Homestar having a chair thrown at his face on his talk show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Geraldo Rivera|Geraldo Rivera]]'s talk show in 1988, where a brawl between guests resulted in a chair being thrown and Rivera's nose being broken.
*[[Wikipedia:Good & Plenty|Good & Plenty]] is a famous licorice candy.
*Dark & Lovely is a brand of hair relaxer and other hair care products.
*[[Wikipedia:Bed Bath & Beyond|Bed Bath & Beyond]] is a chain of domestic-goods stores located throughout the United States.
*Rumble Red's voice and crashed spacecraft suggest a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of [[Wikipedia:The Flintstones|The Flintstones]].
*Calling Rumble Red a "communist fool" makes fun of most alien movies in the 1950s, including ''[[Wikipedia:The War of the Worlds (1953 film)|War of the Worlds]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Invasion of the Body Snatchers|Invasion of the Body Snatchers]]'', where the aliens usually represented the Soviet Union.
*Strong Bad's recommendation to "throw a trash can through a plate glass window" is likely a reference to the climactic scene in Spike Lee's film ''[[Wikipedia:Do the Right Thing|Do the Right Thing]]''.
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Schoolhouse Rock!|Schoolhouse Rock!]] cartoon "[[Wikipedia:I'm Just a Bill|I'm Just a Bill]]", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

===Fast Forward===

*Rumble Red is later seen (and named) in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*Homestar "pitoo"s again at the end of [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== DVD Version ==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Welcome back, Matt.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Mike — DJ Mike's commentary extravaganza, episode fourteen.

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, so tell us a little bit about, uh, your wedding.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' What?

'''MIKE:''' You recently got married, I heard.

'''MATT:''' No, what?

'''MIKE:''' You got — You've got a new movie coming out?

'''MATT:''' We're doing commentary for a Strong Bad email, Mike. This isn't some weird ''{laughs}'' show starring DJ Mike.

''{Matt coughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Alright, what are we at, four branches?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah, it's almost over now, so we're good. Keep — Maybe keep doing that

'''MIKE:''' ''{Unintelligible, then talking really fast}'' We gotta talk really fast at the end. ''{More unintelligible}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we do that.

'''MIKE:''' Alright. ''{Waits a couple seconds}'' Well?

'''MATT:''' ''{After a few more seconds}'' This is a really good representation of those diagrams that would be in your, social studies book—

'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' Civics book?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, a civics book. I never — I think it was only one year, In eighth grade it was called civics. And then it was Social Studies or —

'''MIKE:''' ''{Talking over Matt}'' I think they call it civics now.

'''MATT:''' — World history or American history or whatever.

''{There is a brief pause}''

'''MATT:''' That Show AM logo is pretty good, Mike. I think you could get sued by the today show.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughing}'' Well, the Today Show is, like, concentric circles for the sun, we used horizontal stripes.

'''MATT:''' You might be able to get sued by, like, Comfort Inn.

''{Mike laughs}''

'''MATT:''' Or one of those places. ''{Pauses}''
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X-caliber — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:24:22 GMT

X-caliber: 'nother part of the commentary, saving them seperately for time reasons

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[[Image:FourBranches.png|thumb|"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, [[Rumble Red]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Gary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Perry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Mary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[The Office]], [[The Field]], [[The Field#Old-Timey Appearances|Old-Timey Field]], [[The Stage#Old-Timey Stage|Old-Timey Stage]], Alien Planet (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:55

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Six}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day the Sbemail way, and never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and reads "N.Y." as "Nueva York."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even. No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. Capitol-like building topped with a dome shaped like Homestar's head, and a banner featuring the the following title:}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a ''neglected'' official.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. ''{A dotted line is traced to a television set with Homestar's head on the screen. A caption appears under it that reads "The House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television".}'' It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover, lady friends? ''{A crowd full of ladies cheers. Zoom in on Homestar.}'' Huh? ''{zoom in even closer}'' Huh?! From Drab to Fab with nothing but mustaaard!

''{Pictures of the King of Town appear on the left and right sides of the screen. The one on the left is labeled "Drab" and features a "normal" picture of the King of Town. The picture on the right is labeled "Fab" and features the King of Town doused with mustard. Homestar holds up a mustard container with the word 'Musty!' on it. Crowd cheers. The pictures disappear.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama.

''{Cut to a shot of Marzipan looking angry, with the words "Alleged Drama Mama" at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So let's bring him out!

''{The crowd boos. Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance change instantly; his propeller cap is back-to-front, while stubble, a goatee and undereye bags have appeared on his face, and his shirt features a green hand and the words "DENIED! Panama City Beach".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sulkily}'' Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.

''{A chair flies in from offscreen and hits Homestar in the face, knocking him down. The crowd cheers.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Homestar secretly had ''himself'' on his own "You're a Bad Boyfriend" talk show.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{Cut to the Office. Strong Bad is sitting in his cubicle wearing a headset, occasionally typing on his computer. Phones can be heard ringing in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset; looking bored}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to Phone Tree Survivor Number Thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes, baby, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks excited}'' I'm sorry, ma'am, free bagels just happened.

''{Strong Bad scoots his chair backward out of his cubicle, making [[The Geddup Noise]] and leaving the headset behind. Cut to the water cooler, which has Homestar stuffed inside, with one leg hanging out of one of the water dispensers. Paper cups are scattered over the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, man! This isn't free bagels!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, but it is free...ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{momentarily stutters}'' Just explain to me what you were ''trying'' to do when this happened.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that tells me everything I need to know. How 'bout we try this?

''{Strong Bad steps up to the water cooler. Cut to a closeup of the dispenser with Homestar's leg in it. Strong Bad presses the button on the nozzle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow, ow, OW, STOP!

''{Strong Bad stops pressing on the dispenser. Cut back to the original shot of the water cooler.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sweet genius, that hurt! Oh, well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life. Just stack my mail on top of me, would ya? ''{Strong Bad walks off as a phone rings.}'' Thanks, S-bro! Man! Where should we go for lunch today? Chinese buffet?

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." While Strong Bad talks, a scoreboard appears, which rolls up to its high number limit of 999,999 and then resets to zero.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.

''{The scoreboard disappears as a dotted line is traced to a picture of Homestar with a graduation cap on. A caption appears under him that says "The joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities". Cut to Homestar in the Field atop a soap box with Strong Sad in the foreground. The words "Fourteen Times" are written on the soapbox.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awash with flavor!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, ''{speaking quickly}'' the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges— ''{cut to a closeup; computer-type noises begin playing in the background}'' —divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, ''{cut back to wide shot of Homestar}'' right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And last of course, the most powerful branch. The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.

''{A dotted line is traced to a football helmet with Homestar's face on it. A caption appears under it that reads "The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume".}''

''{Cut to the Field at night with Homestar inside The Jolly Dumple costume. A campfire is also inside it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, oh man, oh man! ''Man!'' Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made! ''{Homestar raises a stick with a juice box stuck on the end over the fire.}'' This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely! Bed, Bath and Be-yond!

''{Cut to a wider shot revealing Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Homestar, what are you doin'?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Polymascotfoamalate?! ''{his words echo}''

''{Fade to The Homestar Runner in the Old-Timey Field standing next to an alien. A spaceship has crashed into the factory in the background.}''

'''RUMBLE RED:''' But, Earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on ''my'' planet. Eh, rumble.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's 'cause you're a Communist ''{pronounces it "commonest"}'' fool, red!

''{Rumble Red looks shocked. Cut to a stage with The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad dancing with a banner over their heads reading "Polymascotfoamalate!"}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner dressed up as a baby.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Feed it to the babies.

''{Cut back to the stage. Rumble Red joins them.}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad with sour cream on his face holding what appears to be baby powder in one hand and a cup full of soured cream in the other.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Or as a topping on Soured Cream!

''{Cut to a globe with the words "POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE" written in front of it with its chemical formula, (Msct-) + (Fm8+).}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ''{The words "Ingenuitizing the Future" appear above the globe as they are spoken}'' Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!

''{A record scratch is heard. We abruptly cut back to the Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoa- ''{an explosion occurs, throwing Coach Z out of frame; after a beat, Homestar's mascot costume disintegrates with the sound of breaking glass.}''

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done". Strong Bad stands up in front of it as music starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, ''{a banner appears above Strong Bad}'' write a letter to your local Homestarman, ''{another banner appears}'' or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! ''{Yet another banner appears.}''

''{Strong Bad walks off screen and the camera pulls in on the top of the U.S. Capitol building shaped like Homestar's head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And that's how I become a law! ''{Fireworks appear in the air.}'' Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:4branches personalstyle.png|thumb|A Great Idea for Personal Style]]
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet titled "A Great Idea for Personal Style". Across the cells is a drawing of Homestar's head wearing slices of meat and vegetables, and a handwritten caption that reads "MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG".
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] cartoon:
:''{Larry, Gary, and Perry are seen on a teal planet with Rumble Red, a snake-like animal coming out of the ground, and a ringed planet in the background.}''
:'''RUMBLE RED:''' ''{gestures and stamps feet while speaking}'' Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on ''my'' planet... ''{trailing off}'' eh, rumble...
:'''LARRY:''' That's 'cause you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!
:''{Cut to Mary holding a tentacle in a hot dog bun.}''
:'''MARY:''' ''{speaking with mouth full}'' And you're a communist fool! ''{Takes a bite of sandwich and chews.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Mongolian beef|Mongolian beef]] is an American Chinese dish, consisting of sliced beef, stir-fried with scallions and other vegetables in a sweet and savory brown sauce, and served over steamed rice or cellophane noodles. The term "Mongolian" is intended to imply a vaguely exotic type of food. Neither the ingredients nor the methods of preparation are typically [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]].
*Strong Bad's describing of passwords as "the last four digits of your dog" or "your mother's maiden credit card number" are plays on three commonly used recall codes, wherein you would type the last four digits of your social security number, the name of your first pet, or your mother's maiden name, to reclaim a lost password. Such things are also sometimes used as actual passwords.
*[[Wikipedia:Barbados|Barbados]] is an island country in the Atlantic Ocean, just east of the Caribbean Sea.
*In many older video and arcade games, limitations of the game's scoring system would cause the score to "roll over" back to 0 when a score reached a certain upper limit. For example, if the game was only capable of displaying five digits for the player's score, achieving a score of 100,000 would cause the score to roll over to 0.
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
*:<math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math>
*[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/red "Red"] is a slang term for a [[Wikipedia:Communism|Communist]].
*"[[Polymascotfoamalate]]" is a [[portmanteau]] of quite a few words:
**"[[Wiktionary:poly-|Poly-]]" is a [[Wikipedia:prefix|prefix]] meaning "many", probably intended to refer to the large number of manmade materials whose names also start with the prefix ([[Wikipedia:polyester|polyester]], [[Wikipedia:polyurethane|polyurethane]], [[Wikipedia:polyisocyanurate|polyisocyanurate]], etc.)
**"[[Wikipedia:Mascot|mascot]]" is its own word.
**"[[Wikipedia:foam|foam]]" is a word by itself, but in context, it refers to [[Wikipedia:foam rubber|foam rubber]], which is often used in wearable mascot costumes.
**"[[Wikipedia:Ate (disambiguation)|-ate]]" is a suffix for a chemical compound with a full complement of [[Wikipedia:Oxygen|oxygen]] atoms.

===Remarks===
*When The King of Town's "Drab to Fab" makeover is shown, the colors of his crown are reversed, as they were in [[The King of Town Evolution|earlier designs]].
*Homestar's legs during the The Show AM are, for some reason, in the old design. Notice the left foot being at an awkward angle.
*Although Strong Bad criticizes Homestar for having himself as a guest on his own TV show, in the email [[pizzaz]], Strong Bad had himself as a guest on his own show, the [[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]].
*Strong Bad mixes up technological phrases and assigns [[Gender Confusion|various gender titles]], similar to what Homestar did in [[isp]].
*Strong Bad's polo shirt has a 5.25 inch floppy disk crest. Homestar, however, is not wearing the usual polo shirt attire to work.
*Homestar does not have any trouble breathing or speaking underwater. The sound of his voice is also not affected by the water or bottle.
*Homestar's eyes appear considerably bigger than normal while inside the water cooler; this may be due to the cooler's curved surface magnifying them, or Homestar being alarmed by his predicament. They also do not blink every four seconds, which suggests new eyes were made especially for this scene.
*The shadows cast by Homestar in the costume are to his side, although the fire (the source of light) is in front of him.
*The chemical formula for Polymascotfoamalate is a play on its name: Msct- for "mascot" and Fm8+ for "foamalate".
*During the scene of the globe in the Polymascotfoamalate cartoon, the white land masses at the top and bottom do not spin with the rest of the globe.
*When the spotlight falls on Homestar as the guest star boyfriend, everything around the room becomes darkened, including the flashing border lights on the sign behind him.
*This email uses an older design of Strong Bad's face.

===Goofs===
*The floppy disk on Strong Bad's shirt jumps between Strong Bad's left and right side so that it's always facing the audience.
*In the scene where Homestar is inside the Jolly Dumple costume, the light reflected onto his legs flickers, but the light reflected onto his head doesn't.
*At the end of the firework Easter egg, you can hear a short "pop", which is the very beginning of Homestar's third "pa-too!" from earlier in the email.
*When Strong Bad addresses the audience at the end of the email, the title of the third branch changes from "The Joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (in focus) to "The Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (out of focus) and back again (in focus).
*While Strong Sad is talking to Homestar, one crack on the soapbox Homestar is standing on reaches beyond the box.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email was first posted, Strong Bad typed "in" instead of "any" when he says "No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground," at the beginning of the email. This was later corrected.
*When the email was first posted, ''[[Wikipedia:boudoir|boudoir]]'' was misspelled as "Budoir". This was later corrected.
*Originally the "Polymascotfoamalate" banner was misspelled "Polymascotfamalate."

===Inside References===
*"MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG" is an example of [[lowercase i's]].
*Homestar [[Featuring Self|features himself]] on [[The Show AM]].
*The [[Soapbox]] makes another appearance when Homestar stands on it while he answers Strong Sad, and its label now reads "Fourteen times".
*When Strong Bad explains that "when you get a super high score on a video game, it eventually clicks back to zero", the scoreboard makes the same noise as the [[Random Toon]] generator on the main page.
*This is another reference to Homestar saying something intelligent, as started by the email [[stupid stuff]].
*[[The Jolly Dumple]] first appeared in [[mascot]].
*Homestar's fireworks sounds at the end of the email are the same sounds he makes in [[couch patch]] when he is spitting Teddy Grahams.
*{{Film|Limozeen}}'s animated debut was in [[best thing]].

===Real-World References===
*"The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" are a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Separation of powers|three branches of the United States government]], and the shape of the governmental building is the [[Wikipedia:United States Capitol|United States Capitol]] building, often used as a symbol of the [[Wikipedia:Legislature|legislative branch]].
*[[The Show#The Show AM|The Show AM]] is a parody of several talk shows that feature [[wikipedia:Makeover|makeovers]] such as ''[[wikipedia:The Oprah Winfrey Show|Oprah]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Queer Eye for the Straight Guy|Queer Eye for the Straight Guy]]'', and ''[[wikipedia:Extreme Makeover|Extreme Makeover]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Tabloid talk show|tabloid talk shows]] such as ''[[Wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Maury (TV series)|Maury]]''. Its name is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Match Game PM| Match Game PM]], a latenight version of Match Game with less censorship.
*The sun logo for The Show AM is very similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Today (NBC program)|The Today Show]] on [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]]. The "am" typeface is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:TV-am|TV-am]].
*The mustard bottle has the distinctive red cap and yellow barrel shape of [[Wikipedia:Plochman's|Plochman's]] mustard.
*The sing-song voice in which Homestar proclaims that mustard was used for The King of Town's makeover is very similar to the voice [[Wikipedia:Oprah Winfrey|Oprah Winfrey]] uses when making grand announcements on her television show.
*Homestar's "[[:Image:Homestarbadboyfriend.PNG|Denied]]" shirt during The Show AM segment pokes fun at [[Wikipedia:spring break|spring break]] events in [[Wikipedia:Panama City Beach, Florida|Panama City Beach, Florida]].
**The design of the shirt bears a striking similarity to "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirts, with the handprint taking the place of the cannabis leaf.
*Homestar having a chair thrown at his face on his talk show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Geraldo Rivera|Geraldo Rivera]]'s talk show in 1988, where a brawl between guests resulted in a chair being thrown and Rivera's nose being broken.
*[[Wikipedia:Good & Plenty|Good & Plenty]] is a famous licorice candy.
*Dark & Lovely is a brand of hair relaxer and other hair care products.
*[[Wikipedia:Bed Bath & Beyond|Bed Bath & Beyond]] is a chain of domestic-goods stores located throughout the United States.
*Rumble Red's voice and crashed spacecraft suggest a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of [[Wikipedia:The Flintstones|The Flintstones]].
*Calling Rumble Red a "communist fool" makes fun of most alien movies in the 1950s, including ''[[Wikipedia:The War of the Worlds (1953 film)|War of the Worlds]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Invasion of the Body Snatchers|Invasion of the Body Snatchers]]'', where the aliens usually represented the Soviet Union.
*Strong Bad's recommendation to "throw a trash can through a plate glass window" is likely a reference to the climactic scene in Spike Lee's film ''[[Wikipedia:Do the Right Thing|Do the Right Thing]]''.
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Schoolhouse Rock!|Schoolhouse Rock!]] cartoon "[[Wikipedia:I'm Just a Bill|I'm Just a Bill]]", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

===Fast Forward===

*Rumble Red is later seen (and named) in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*Homestar "pitoo"s again at the end of [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== DVD Version ==
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=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' Welcome back, Matt.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Mike — DJ Mike's commentary extravaganza, episode fourteen.

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, so tell us a little bit about, uh, your wedding.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' What?

'''MIKE:''' You recently got married, I heard.

'''MATT:''' No, what?

'''MIKE:''' You got — You've got a new movie coming out?

'''MATT:''' We're doing commentary for a Strong Bad email, Mike. This isn't some weird ''{laughs}'' show starring DJ Mike.

''{Matt coughs}''

'''MIKE:''' Alright, what are we at, four branches?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah, it's almost over now, so we're good. Keep — Maybe keep doing that

'''MIKE:''' ''{Unintelligible, then talking really fast}'' We gotta talk really fast at the end. ''{More unintelligible}''

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we do that.

'''MIKE:''' Alright. ''{Waits a couple seconds}'' Well?

'''MATT:''' ''{After a few more seconds}'' This is a really good representation of those diagrams that would be in your, social studies book—

'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' Civics book?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, a civics book. I never — I think it was only one year, In eighth grade it was called civics. And then it was Social Studies or —

'''MIKE:''' ''{Talking over Matt}'' I think they call it civics now.

'''MATT:''' — World history or American history or whatever.

''{There is a brief pause}''

'''MATT:''' That Show AM logo is pretty good, Mike. I think you could get sued by the today show.

'''MIKE:''' ''{Laughing}''
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[[Category:Old-Timey]]

4 branches

X-caliber — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:13:44 GMT

X-caliber: first part of the commentary, working on second

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[[Image:FourBranches.png|thumb|"Ooh! I'm a neglected official."]]

Strong Bad explains the four branches of stupid things Homestar's done.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, [[Rumble Red]], {{film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Old-Timey Strong Bad}}, [[Larry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Gary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Perry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg), [[Mary Palaroncini]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Show]], [[The Office]], [[The Field]], [[The Field#Old-Timey Appearances|Old-Timey Field]], [[The Stage#Old-Timey Stage|Old-Timey Stage]], Alien Planet (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, November 13, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 4:55

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

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== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Start your day the Sbemail way, and never get out of bed!

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: stupidest</div>
Hey Strong Bad 
I was wondering what was the stupidest thing that Homestar ever did, said, or imagined??? 
ur biggest fan 
Spanky elgrondo N.Y.
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Hey Strong Bad," in a bored tone and continues to read the rest of the email the same way. He draws out "ur" before biggest fan and reads "N.Y." as "Nueva York."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen, typing}'' Well, my good Spank, that is ''way'' too broad a subject and would take several days just to scratch the surface of the tip of that iceberg. Especially the imagined part. That one has its own spreadsheet even. No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground in one email. So it's time you people learned all about ''{cut to a scene with a U.S. Capitol-like building topped with a dome shaped like Homestar's head, and a banner featuring the the following title:}'' The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as the top of the building}'' Ooo. I'm a ''neglected'' official.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The first branch is in charge of keeping the public informed. ''{A dotted line is traced to a television set with Homestar's head on the screen. A caption appears under it that reads "The House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television".}'' It's the House of Doing Stupid Things on National Television!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner on the set of The Show.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now isn't that a tasty makeover, lady friends? ''{A crowd full of ladies cheers. Zoom in on Homestar.}'' Huh? ''{zoom in even closer}'' Huh?! From Drab to Fab with nothing but mustaaard!

''{Pictures of the King of Town appear on the left and right sides of the screen. The one on the left is labeled "Drab" and features a "normal" picture of the King of Town. The picture on the right is labeled "Fab" and features the King of Town doused with mustard. Homestar holds up a mustard container with the word 'Musty!' on it. Crowd cheers. The pictures disappear.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now my next guest says her man doesn't give respect when she comes correct. But he thinks she's just a drama mama.

''{Cut to a shot of Marzipan looking angry, with the words "Alleged Drama Mama" at the bottom of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So let's bring him out!

''{The crowd boos. Homestar turns towards a curtain, then a spotlight appears on Homestar and his clothes and appearance change instantly; his propeller cap is back-to-front, while stubble, a goatee and undereye bags have appeared on his face, and his shirt features a green hand and the words "DENIED! Panama City Beach".}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sulkily}'' Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.

''{A chair flies in from offscreen and hits Homestar in the face, knocking him down. The crowd cheers.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' That's right. Homestar secretly had ''himself'' on his own "You're a Bad Boyfriend" talk show.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." A dotted line is traced to a coffee mug with Homestar's face on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The next branch tracks the stupid things Homestar does on the job. Here comes The Bureau of Doing Stupid Things at the Office.

''{Cut to the Office. Strong Bad is sitting in his cubicle wearing a headset, occasionally typing on his computer. Phones can be heard ringing in the background.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking into headset; looking bored}'' No ma'am, this would be a password you gave to us. Yes sir, it could be the last four digits of your dog, or your mother's maiden credit card number...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bro, keg party at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns his head offscreen towards Homestar}'' Not Now! I'm talking to Phone Tree Survivor Number Thirteen! ''{talking into headset}'' Yes, baby, the whole password.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stro Bro, free bagels at the water cooler!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks excited}'' I'm sorry, ma'am, free bagels just happened.

''{Strong Bad scoots his chair backward out of his cubicle, making [[The Geddup Noise]] and leaving the headset behind. Cut to the water cooler, which has Homestar stuffed inside, with one leg hanging out of one of the water dispensers. Paper cups are scattered over the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, man! This isn't free bagels!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, but it is free...ing Homestar from the water cooler. That's pretty sweet.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{momentarily stutters}'' Just explain to me what you were ''trying'' to do when this happened.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, I was in Barbados, hanging a picture on the wall...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, that tells me everything I need to know. How 'bout we try this?

''{Strong Bad steps up to the water cooler. Cut to a closeup of the dispenser with Homestar's leg in it. Strong Bad presses the button on the nozzle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow, ow, OW, STOP!

''{Strong Bad stops pressing on the dispenser. Cut back to the original shot of the water cooler.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sweet genius, that hurt! Oh, well, just forget it. I'll just stay in here for the rest of my life. Just stack my mail on top of me, would ya? ''{Strong Bad walks off as a phone rings.}'' Thanks, S-bro! Man! Where should we go for lunch today? Chinese buffet?

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done." While Strong Bad talks, a scoreboard appears, which rolls up to its high number limit of 999,999 and then resets to zero.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You know how in video games, if you get the super-duper high score, it eventually flips back to zero? Well, sometimes Homestar does something so stupid, he flips back to smart.

''{The scoreboard disappears as a dotted line is traced to a picture of Homestar with a graduation cap on. A caption appears under him that says "The joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities". Cut to Homestar in the Field atop a soap box with Strong Sad in the foreground. The words "Fourteen Times" are written on the soapbox.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awash with flavor!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, ''{speaking quickly}'' the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges— ''{cut to a closeup; computer-type noises begin playing in the background}'' —divided by 4 pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, ''{cut back to wide shot of Homestar}'' right, sorry! Two plus two? That's easy. Twenty-two.

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And last of course, the most powerful branch. The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume.

''{A dotted line is traced to a football helmet with Homestar's face on it. A caption appears under it that reads "The Boudoir of Doing Stupid Things While Inside a College Mascot Costume".}''

''{Cut to the Field at night with Homestar inside The Jolly Dumple costume. A campfire is also inside it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, oh man, oh man! ''Man!'' Moving into this mascot costume was probably the coolest and least locking-myself-out-of-my-house-enest decision I ever made! ''{Homestar raises a stick with a juice box stuck on the end over the fire.}'' This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely! Bed, Bath and Be-yond!

''{Cut to a wider shot revealing Coach Z.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Homestar, what are you doin'?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Polymascotfoamalate?! ''{his words echo}''

''{Fade to The Homestar Runner in the Old-Timey Field standing next to an alien. A spaceship has crashed into the factory in the background.}''

'''RUMBLE RED:''' But, Earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on ''my'' planet. Eh, rumble.

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's 'cause you're a Communist ''{pronounces it "commonest"}'' fool, red!

''{Rumble Red looks shocked. Cut to a stage with The Homestar Runner and Old-Timey Strong Bad dancing with a banner over their heads reading "Polymascotfoamalate!"}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to The Homestar Runner dressed up as a baby.}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Feed it to the babies.

''{Cut back to the stage. Rumble Red joins them.}''

'''BACKGROUND SINGERS:''' ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoamalate!

''{Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad with sour cream on his face holding what appears to be baby powder in one hand and a cup full of soured cream in the other.}''

'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Or as a topping on Soured Cream!

''{Cut to a globe with the words "POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE" written in front of it with its chemical formula, (Msct-) + (Fm8+).}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ''{The words "Ingenuitizing the Future" appear above the globe as they are spoken}'' Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!

''{A record scratch is heard. We abruptly cut back to the Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoa- ''{an explosion occurs, throwing Coach Z out of frame; after a beat, Homestar's mascot costume disintegrates with the sound of breaking glass.}''

''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done". Strong Bad stands up in front of it as music starts playing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it! Now it's up to you to make your own informed decisions about the stupidest things Homestar's done. Get involved, ''{a banner appears above Strong Bad}'' write a letter to your local Homestarman, ''{another banner appears}'' or throw a trash can through a plate glass window! ''{Yet another banner appears.}''

''{Strong Bad walks off screen and the camera pulls in on the top of the U.S. Capitol building shaped like Homestar's head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And that's how I become a law! ''{Fireworks appear in the air.}'' Ptoo! Ptoo! Ptoo!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:4branches personalstyle.png|thumb|A Great Idea for Personal Style]]
*Click on "spreadsheet" after Strong Bad types it to see a spreadsheet titled "A Great Idea for Personal Style". Across the cells is a drawing of Homestar's head wearing slices of meat and vegetables, and a handwritten caption that reads "MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG".
*Click on the cartoon in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a [[Dullard]] comic.
*At the end of the email, click on Homestar's head to see more fireworks.
*At the end, click on "Stupid" to see a [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] cartoon:
:''{Larry, Gary, and Perry are seen on a teal planet with Rumble Red, a snake-like animal coming out of the ground, and a ringed planet in the background.}''
:'''RUMBLE RED:''' ''{gestures and stamps feet while speaking}'' Oh, but Limozeen-in-space-lings. They don't have hot blonde groupies with high bangs on ''my'' planet... ''{trailing off}'' eh, rumble...
:'''LARRY:''' That's 'cause you don't have polyhairsprayteasealate!
:''{Cut to Mary holding a tentacle in a hot dog bun.}''
:'''MARY:''' ''{speaking with mouth full}'' And you're a communist fool! ''{Takes a bite of sandwich and chews.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Mongolian beef|Mongolian beef]] is an American Chinese dish, consisting of sliced beef, stir-fried with scallions and other vegetables in a sweet and savory brown sauce, and served over steamed rice or cellophane noodles. The term "Mongolian" is intended to imply a vaguely exotic type of food. Neither the ingredients nor the methods of preparation are typically [[Wikipedia:Mongolia|Mongolian]].
*Strong Bad's describing of passwords as "the last four digits of your dog" or "your mother's maiden credit card number" are plays on three commonly used recall codes, wherein you would type the last four digits of your social security number, the name of your first pet, or your mother's maiden name, to reclaim a lost password. Such things are also sometimes used as actual passwords.
*[[Wikipedia:Barbados|Barbados]] is an island country in the Atlantic Ocean, just east of the Caribbean Sea.
*In many older video and arcade games, limitations of the game's scoring system would cause the score to "roll over" back to 0 when a score reached a certain upper limit. For example, if the game was only capable of displaying five digits for the player's score, achieving a score of 100,000 would cause the score to roll over to 0.
*Homestar correctly states [[Wikipedia:Coulomb's law|Coulomb's law]], which determines the magnitude of the electrostatic force between two particles based on their charges <math>q_1</math> and <math>q_2</math> and the distance between them <math>r</math>:
*:<math>F=\frac1{4\pi\epsilon_0}\frac{|q_1q_2|}{r^2}</math>
*[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/red "Red"] is a slang term for a [[Wikipedia:Communism|Communist]].
*"[[Polymascotfoamalate]]" is a [[portmanteau]] of quite a few words:
**"[[Wiktionary:poly-|Poly-]]" is a [[Wikipedia:prefix|prefix]] meaning "many", probably intended to refer to the large number of manmade materials whose names also start with the prefix ([[Wikipedia:polyester|polyester]], [[Wikipedia:polyurethane|polyurethane]], [[Wikipedia:polyisocyanurate|polyisocyanurate]], etc.)
**"[[Wikipedia:Mascot|mascot]]" is its own word.
**"[[Wikipedia:foam|foam]]" is a word by itself, but in context, it refers to [[Wikipedia:foam rubber|foam rubber]], which is often used in wearable mascot costumes.
**"[[Wikipedia:Ate (disambiguation)|-ate]]" is a suffix for a chemical compound with a full complement of [[Wikipedia:Oxygen|oxygen]] atoms.

===Remarks===
*When The King of Town's "Drab to Fab" makeover is shown, the colors of his crown are reversed, as they were in [[The King of Town Evolution|earlier designs]].
*Homestar's legs during the The Show AM are, for some reason, in the old design. Notice the left foot being at an awkward angle.
*Although Strong Bad criticizes Homestar for having himself as a guest on his own TV show, in the email [[pizzaz]], Strong Bad had himself as a guest on his own show, the [[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]].
*Strong Bad mixes up technological phrases and assigns [[Gender Confusion|various gender titles]], similar to what Homestar did in [[isp]].
*Strong Bad's polo shirt has a 5.25 inch floppy disk crest. Homestar, however, is not wearing the usual polo shirt attire to work.
*Homestar does not have any trouble breathing or speaking underwater. The sound of his voice is also not affected by the water or bottle.
*Homestar's eyes appear considerably bigger than normal while inside the water cooler; this may be due to the cooler's curved surface magnifying them, or Homestar being alarmed by his predicament. They also do not blink every four seconds, which suggests new eyes were made especially for this scene.
*The shadows cast by Homestar in the costume are to his side, although the fire (the source of light) is in front of him.
*The chemical formula for Polymascotfoamalate is a play on its name: Msct- for "mascot" and Fm8+ for "foamalate".
*During the scene of the globe in the Polymascotfoamalate cartoon, the white land masses at the top and bottom do not spin with the rest of the globe.
*When the spotlight falls on Homestar as the guest star boyfriend, everything around the room becomes darkened, including the flashing border lights on the sign behind him.
*This email uses an older design of Strong Bad's face.

===Goofs===
*The floppy disk on Strong Bad's shirt jumps between Strong Bad's left and right side so that it's always facing the audience.
*In the scene where Homestar is inside the Jolly Dumple costume, the light reflected onto his legs flickers, but the light reflected onto his head doesn't.
*At the end of the firework Easter egg, you can hear a short "pop", which is the very beginning of Homestar's third "pa-too!" from earlier in the email.
*When Strong Bad addresses the audience at the end of the email, the title of the third branch changes from "The Joint Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (in focus) to "The Sub-Committee On So Stupid It's Smart-ities" (out of focus) and back again (in focus).
*While Strong Sad is talking to Homestar, one crack on the soapbox Homestar is standing on reaches beyond the box.

===Fixed Goofs===
*When the email was first posted, Strong Bad typed "in" instead of "any" when he says "No, we'll have to get much more specific if we're gonna cover any stupid Homestar ground," at the beginning of the email. This was later corrected.
*When the email was first posted, ''[[Wikipedia:boudoir|boudoir]]'' was misspelled as "Budoir". This was later corrected.
*Originally the "Polymascotfoamalate" banner was misspelled "Polymascotfamalate."

===Inside References===
*"MONGOLIAN BEEF WiG" is an example of [[lowercase i's]].
*Homestar [[Featuring Self|features himself]] on [[The Show AM]].
*The [[Soapbox]] makes another appearance when Homestar stands on it while he answers Strong Sad, and its label now reads "Fourteen times".
*When Strong Bad explains that "when you get a super high score on a video game, it eventually clicks back to zero", the scoreboard makes the same noise as the [[Random Toon]] generator on the main page.
*This is another reference to Homestar saying something intelligent, as started by the email [[stupid stuff]].
*[[The Jolly Dumple]] first appeared in [[mascot]].
*Homestar's fireworks sounds at the end of the email are the same sounds he makes in [[couch patch]] when he is spitting Teddy Grahams.
*{{Film|Limozeen}}'s animated debut was in [[best thing]].

===Real-World References===
*"The Four Branches of Stupid Things Homestar's Done" are a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Separation of powers|three branches of the United States government]], and the shape of the governmental building is the [[Wikipedia:United States Capitol|United States Capitol]] building, often used as a symbol of the [[Wikipedia:Legislature|legislative branch]].
*[[The Show#The Show AM|The Show AM]] is a parody of several talk shows that feature [[wikipedia:Makeover|makeovers]] such as ''[[wikipedia:The Oprah Winfrey Show|Oprah]]'', ''[[wikipedia:Queer Eye for the Straight Guy|Queer Eye for the Straight Guy]]'', and ''[[wikipedia:Extreme Makeover|Extreme Makeover]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Tabloid talk show|tabloid talk shows]] such as ''[[Wikipedia:The Jerry Springer Show|The Jerry Springer Show]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Maury (TV series)|Maury]]''. Its name is a reference to [[Wikipedia: Match Game PM| Match Game PM]], a latenight version of Match Game with less censorship.
*The sun logo for The Show AM is very similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Today (NBC program)|The Today Show]] on [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]]. The "am" typeface is reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:TV-am|TV-am]].
*The mustard bottle has the distinctive red cap and yellow barrel shape of [[Wikipedia:Plochman's|Plochman's]] mustard.
*The sing-song voice in which Homestar proclaims that mustard was used for The King of Town's makeover is very similar to the voice [[Wikipedia:Oprah Winfrey|Oprah Winfrey]] uses when making grand announcements on her television show.
*Homestar's "[[:Image:Homestarbadboyfriend.PNG|Denied]]" shirt during The Show AM segment pokes fun at [[Wikipedia:spring break|spring break]] events in [[Wikipedia:Panama City Beach, Florida|Panama City Beach, Florida]].
**The design of the shirt bears a striking similarity to "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirts, with the handprint taking the place of the cannabis leaf.
*Homestar having a chair thrown at his face on his talk show is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Geraldo Rivera|Geraldo Rivera]]'s talk show in 1988, where a brawl between guests resulted in a chair being thrown and Rivera's nose being broken.
*[[Wikipedia:Good & Plenty|Good & Plenty]] is a famous licorice candy.
*Dark & Lovely is a brand of hair relaxer and other hair care products.
*[[Wikipedia:Bed Bath & Beyond|Bed Bath & Beyond]] is a chain of domestic-goods stores located throughout the United States.
*Rumble Red's voice and crashed spacecraft suggest a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of [[Wikipedia:The Flintstones|The Flintstones]].
*Calling Rumble Red a "communist fool" makes fun of most alien movies in the 1950s, including ''[[Wikipedia:The War of the Worlds (1953 film)|War of the Worlds]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Invasion of the Body Snatchers|Invasion of the Body Snatchers]]'', where the aliens usually represented the Soviet Union.
*Strong Bad's recommendation to "throw a trash can through a plate glass window" is likely a reference to the climactic scene in Spike Lee's film ''[[Wikipedia:Do the Right Thing|Do the Right Thing]]''.
*Homestar saying "That's how I become a law!" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Schoolhouse Rock!|Schoolhouse Rock!]] cartoon "[[Wikipedia:I'm Just a Bill|I'm Just a Bill]]", showing how a bill becomes a law in Washington.

===Fast Forward===

*Rumble Red is later seen (and named) in [[Decemberween Short Shorts]].
*Homestar "pitoo"s again at the end of [[8-Bit is Enough]].

== DVD Version ==
{{commentary|email=true}}
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])
'''MIKE:''' Welcome back, Matt.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Mike — DJ Mike's commentary extravaganza, episode fourteen.

'''MATT:''' Oh, okay.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, so tell us a little bit about, uh, your wedding.

'''MATT:''' ''{laughing}'' What?

'''MIKE:''' You recently got married, I heard.

'''MATT:''' No, what?

'''MIKE:''' You got — You've got a new movie coming out?

'''MATT:''' We're doing commentary for a Strong Bad email, Mike. This isn't some weird ''{laughs}'' show starring DJ Mike.

''{Matt coughs}''
{{sectionstub}}

==External Links==
*[[HR:sbemail161.html|watch "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[HR:sbemail161.swf|view the Flash file for "{{PAGENAME}}"]]
*[[Forum:10200|forum thread re: "{{PAGENAME}}"]]

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[[Category:Old-Timey]]

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

X-caliber — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:08:13 GMT

X-caliber:

{{mamnav|16|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png|thumb|"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"]]

Strong Sad house-sits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 2, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
===Message 6===

'''STRONG BAD:'''
Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. Just gimme a sec. ''{Writing noises and paper turning in background}'' Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

===Message 5===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, can you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. ''{A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen}'' If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed falls into the 42 percent range!

''(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you can ignore that one.

''{He walks off the screen}''

===Message 4===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine. You sound finer than how fine you get when you don't return a movie to the movie store!

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar standing next to Strong Sad and the answering machine. Strong Sad has a disgusted look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases! Maybe I should swing by for a lit—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Hands on hips}'' That is ''quite'' enough!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh! Marzipan! ''{Dejected}'' You look, er, great. Is that a new...skin you're wearing?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' It's Strong Sad!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face! ''{Gets right up in Strong Sad's face}'' Ooh! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen, then runs back on, and gets back in Strong Sad's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Call me! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen again}''

===Message 3===

'''COACH Z:'''
What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!

===Message 2===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:'''
*Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. Ting of kown, out!

===Message 1===

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message? Those things are like my adopted foreign babies! Anyway, I forgot to tell you that a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called—

''{Cut to wide shot of the room. Strong Sad is gone.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' —Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing, and said he replaced my toilet's roman candle valve? Whatever that is. So maybe don't flush the toilet until-

''{From offscreen, Strong Sad flushes the toilet and several explosions go off. Toilet water splashes onscreen and cut back to the answering machine.}''

==Easter eggs==
* After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
: '''BUBS:''' Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be ''real'' "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the [[PhoneTime XL8]] since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

===Inside References===
*Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[Wikipedia: V.I. Warshawski|''V.I. Warshawski'']] is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].
* The Coches mountains were preiviously mentioned in [[Looking Old]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:answer16.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[HR:answer16.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[Forum:15159|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

X-caliber — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:07:36 GMT

X-caliber:

{{mamnav|16|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png|thumb|"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"]]

Strong Sad house-sits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 2, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
===Message 6===

'''STRONG BAD:'''
Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. Just gimme a sec. ''{Writing noises and paper turning in background}'' Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

===Message 5===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, can you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. ''{A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen}'' If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed falls into the 42 percent range!

''(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you can ignore that one.

''{He walks off the screen}''

===Message 4===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine. You sound finer than how fine you get when you don't return a movie to the movie store!

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar standing next to Strong Sad and the answering machine. Strong Sad has a disgusted look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases! Maybe I should swing by for a lit—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Hands on hips}'' That is ''quite'' enough!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh! Marzipan! ''{Dejected}'' You look, er, great. Is that a new...skin you're wearing?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' It's Strong Sad!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face! ''{Gets right up in Strong Sad's face}'' Ooh! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen, then runs back on, and gets back in Strong Sad's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Call me! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen again}''

===Message 3===

'''COACH Z:'''
What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!

===Message 2===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:'''
*Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. Will move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. Ting of kown, out!

===Message 1===

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Sad! What did you do to my outgoing message? Those things are like my adopted foreign babies! Anyway, I forgot to tell you that a guy named Slick Somebody called from a place called—
''{Cut to wide shot of the room. Strong Sad is gone.}''
'''MARZIPAN:''' —Marzipan's Stupid Face plumbing, and said he replaced my toilet's roman candle valve? Whatever that is. So maybe don't flush the toilet until-
''{From offscreen, Strong Sad flushes the toilet and several explosions go off. Toilet water splashes onscreen and cut back to the answering machine.}''

==Easter eggs==
* After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
: '''BUBS:''' Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be ''real'' "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the [[PhoneTime XL8]] since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

===Inside References===
*Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[Wikipedia: V.I. Warshawski|''V.I. Warshawski'']] is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].
* The Coches mountains were preiviously mentioned in [[Looking Old]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:answer16.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[HR:answer16.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[Forum:15159|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

X-caliber — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:58:36 GMT

X-caliber:

{{mamnav|16|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png|thumb|"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"]]

Strong Sad house-sits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 2, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
===Message 6===

'''STRONG BAD:'''
Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. Just gimme a sec. ''{Writing noises and paper turning in background}'' Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

===Message 5===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, can you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. ''{A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen}'' If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed falls into the 42 percent range!

''(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you can ignore that one.

''{He walks off the screen}''

===Message 4===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine. You sound finer than how fine you get when you don't return a movie to the movie store!

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar standing next to Strong Sad and the answering machine. Strong Sad has a disgusted look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases! Maybe I should swing by for a lit—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Hands on hips}'' That is ''quite'' enough!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{surprised}'' Oh! Marzipan! ''{Dejected}'' You look, er, great. Is that a new...skin you're wearing?

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{angrily}'' It's Strong Sad!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It is! It is strong sad and strong unfortunate what happened to your face! ''{Gets right up in Strong Sad's face}'' Ooh! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen, then runs back on, and gets back in Strong Sad's face}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Call me! Preow!

''{He runs off-screen again}''

===Message 3===

'''COACH Z:'''
What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!

===Message 2===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:'''
*Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. We'll move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. Ting of kown, out!

===Message 1===

'''MARZIPAN:'''

==Easter eggs==
* After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
: '''BUBS:''' Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be ''real'' "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the [[PhoneTime XL8]] since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

===Inside References===
*Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[Wikipedia: V.I. Warshawski|''V.I. Warshawski'']] is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].
* The Coches mountains were preiviously mentioned in [[Looking Old]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:answer16.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[HR:answer16.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[Forum:15159|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

X-caliber — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:52:09 GMT

X-caliber:

{{mamnav|16|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png|thumb|"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"]]

Strong Sad house-sits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 2, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
===Message 6===

'''STRONG BAD:'''
Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. Just gimme a sec. ''{Writing noises and paper turning in background}'' Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

===Message 5===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, can you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. ''{A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen}'' If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed falls into the 42 percent range!

''(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you can ignore that one.

''{He walks off the screen}''

===Message 4===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang, Marzipan, you sounding fine. You sound finer than how fine you get when you don't return a movie to the movie store!

''{Zoom out to reveal Homestar standing next to Strong Sad and the answering machine. Strong Sad has a disgusted look on his face.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're even sounding finer than a three dollar fine for new releases! Maybe I should swing by for a lit—

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Hands on hips}'' That is ''quite'' enough!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''

===Message 3===

'''COACH Z:'''
What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself out there. Gonna hang up!

===Message 2===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:'''
*Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. We'll move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. Ting of kown, out!

===Message 1===

'''MARZIPAN:'''

==Easter eggs==
* After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
: '''BUBS:''' Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be ''real'' "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the [[PhoneTime XL8]] since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

===Inside References===
*Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[Wikipedia: V.I. Warshawski|''V.I. Warshawski'']] is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].
* The Coches mountains were preiviously mentioned in [[Looking Old]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:answer16.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[HR:answer16.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[Forum:15159|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

X-caliber — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:43:14 GMT

X-caliber:

{{mamnav|16|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png|thumb|"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"]]

Strong Sad house-sits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 2, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
===Message 6===

'''STRONG BAD:'''
Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. Just gimme a sec. ''{Writing noises and paper turning in background}'' Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

===Message 5===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, can you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. ''{A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen}'' If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed falls into the 42 percent range!

''(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you can ignore that one.

''{He walks off the screen}''

===Message 4===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''

===Message 3===

'''COACH Z:'''
What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself there. Gonna hang up!

===Message 2===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:'''
*Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. We'll move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. Ting of kown, out!

===Message 1===

'''MARZIPAN:'''

==Easter eggs==
* After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
: '''BUBS:''' Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be ''real'' "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the [[PhoneTime XL8]] since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

===Inside References===
*Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[Wikipedia: V.I. Warshawski|''V.I. Warshawski'']] is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:answer16.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[HR:answer16.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[Forum:15159|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

X-caliber — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:41:58 GMT

X-caliber:

{{mamnav|16|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0}}
[[Image:StrongSadAnsweringMachine.png|thumb|"Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here!"]]

Strong Sad house-sits.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|Bubs}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' Monday, March 2, 2009

'''Running Time:'''

'''Page Title:''' Temporary Steward's Answering Machine

==Transcript==
===Message 6===

'''STRONG BAD:'''
Wait, what? Hold on, I wasn't prepared for it. ''{Writing noises and paper turning in background}'' Yes, this is... Strooong Baaad calling for... Strooong Saaad... er, I'm gonna knee you... In the face... For breakfast? Hold on, let me reconfigure and call back.

===Message 5===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Elephants-gerald. I left some of my stuff over at Marzipan's the last time she always had me over there for dinner all the time. So when you come home, can you be sure to grab my Marzipan's TV, my Marzipan's guitar and amp, and oh yeah, my Marzipan's cash and her jewelery. ''{A silhouette of Strong Bad carrying a large object walks across the screen}'' If you do, the chance of dead things in your bed falls into the 42 percent range!

''(Zoom out to reveal Strong Bad carrying a large guitar amp. Strong Sad is standing next to the answering machine.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you can ignore that one.

''{He walks off the screen}''

===Message 4===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''

===Message 3===

'''COACH Z:'''
What a cruck! This isn't what I plunked 9 bucks in quarters into a broken payphone to hear! Strong Sad, remind me to kick your shins unmercifully next time I see ya! And also, ya think that 500 feet from Marzipan's house still counts if she's not in it? Cause I cop some sweet goose flesh when I hit that 457 range. Whoa, creeped myself there. Gonna hang up!

===Message 2===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:'''
*Munching* *Munching* *Munching* What? Sorry, I didn't hear your outgoing message. I was choking down chocolate dipped tapeworm. Anyways, agent Panzimar, about the plot against S. Sad, things are moving along juuust as planned. Hit a snag with step 2, though, the camel died and was decidedly undelicious. We'll move forward with barrel of hot sauce approach, provided that makes it past dinner time, look for my signal in the North West sky. Ting of kown, out!

===Message 1===

'''MARZIPAN:'''

==Easter eggs==
* After listening to all the messages, click on the tape deck to hear Bubs.
: '''BUBS:''' Marzipan, it's Bubs! You're three weeks late on that movie rental, lady! And that V. I. Warshawski still counts as a new release! That's three dollars a day! Plus, what's wrong witcha voice? You sound all fat, depressing, and Allen Poe. And you're gonna be ''real'' "Poe" if you don't pay that late fee! Heh heh heh. Shop at Bubs'!

==Fun Facts==
===Trivia===
*The answering machine is, for the first time, labeled "PhoneTime XL800", when it has been the [[PhoneTime XL8]] since [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]. The only noticeable difference, besides the label, is the "Record" button.

===Inside References===
*Coach Z not being allowed within five hundred feet of Marzipan's house was previously mentioned in [[Baddest of the Bands]].
*[[Wikipedia: V.I. Warshawski|''V.I. Warshawski'']] is a series of detective novels about a female detective. A single movie based on the series was made in 1991 and released in DVD format in 2002, contrary to Bubs's claim about the movie being a "new release". This movie was previously mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]].

==External Links==

*[[HR:answer16.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[HR:answer16.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]
*[[Forum:15159|forum thread re: "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2"]]

{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2

X-caliber — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 12:38:56 GMT

X-caliber: transcript

The Cheat

X-caliber — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:07:19 GMT

X-caliber: adding Szechuan Steve to the "variations" section

{{charnav|The Cheat|cheat|Strong Bad|Strong Mad}}
[[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|thumb|"Meh."]]
== Biography ==
[[Image:thecheat physiology.png|thumb|[[Physiology of The Cheat|Yet another biological mystery]]]]

'''The Cheat''', whose name includes the [[integral article]], is what could be called [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad and The Cheat's relationship|sidekick]] and [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Strong Mad and The Cheat's relationship|best friend]]. According to his [[Yearbook Character Page]], his motto is "No rule is solid". He is at knee-height (1' 2" and 18lb., or 35.56 cm and 8.17 kg) and covered with yellow fur with prominent black spots down his back. In [[secret recipes]] and [[retirement]], it is shown that The Cheat's skin is a pinkish flesh color under his fur. His arms resemble flippers (but he's still able to type and use a computer), and he doesn't have any legs to speak of. Instead, The Cheat crawls along ground, similar to a [[Wikipedia:pseudopod|pseudopod]]. He has round black eyes and a pointed [[Physiology of The Cheat#Facebone|"facebone"]]. The Cheat presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], which he is hesitant to show, as seen in his character video. In [[lunch special]], Strong Bad says The Cheat reminds him of a [[duck]].

The Cheat lives in the [[The King of Town]]'s grill which, according to [[Strong Sad]], is a nice place. The Cheat works at an unspecified tech company with [[Homestar Runner]] and Strong Bad at [[The Office]], possibly tech support. Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Cheat in [[flashback]] professes that he hatched from a giant [[egg]] (possibly making him a [[Wikipedia:Monotreme|monotreme]], an egg-laying [[Wikipedia:Mammal|mammal]]) containing a lifetime supply of fishsticks, though it's not clear if it can be taken as truth or not. No one knows when The Cheat's birthday (or Cheatday) actually is, so it is celebrated on April 18, the date on his [[cheatday|Scandinavian fake ID]], since it's the most likely day that his birthday isn't. This is strange, because if the events in [[flashback]] are true, then The Cheat would have been "born" on the day he came out of the egg. According to the client list in the [[On Point Kings]] recruitment brochure seen in [[more armies]], The Cheat has a sister. His favorite color may be blue, as suspected from [[Drive Thru]].

[[Image:TheCheatAsTheCheat.png|thumb|Now pretend this is The Cheat...]]

The Cheat is loyal to Strong Bad for many reasons. In [[privileges]], The Cheat earns points for doing things that amuse Strong Bad, and when he gets enough points, he earns extra privileges (e.g. use of the mute button on the remote control). Strong Bad pays The Cheat for his services; in [[lackey]], he reveals that The Cheat thinks that pencil shavings are legal tender, only for The Cheat to trick [[Bubs]] into accepting the shavings as cash. Strong Bad also pays The Cheat soft tacos for being his lawyer, as evidenced in e-mail [[rough copy]]. Strong Bad coerces and bullies The Cheat into being his lackey to a certain extent, and the two share a somewhat abusive relationship, particularly since Strong Bad is fond of [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking him]]. In [[animal]], The Cheat was overshadowed by [[Sterrance]] when [[Strong Bad]] declared Sterrance to be "way cuter than that stupid ugly old washed-up The Cheat [he] used to have." In [[secret recipes]], Strong Bad said he had a recipe for cooking "The Chekt". It's possible that Strong Bad's bullying has given The Cheat an almost murderous hatred of him at times (as in [[secret recipes]] and [[disconnected]]). Finally, The Cheat sees Strong Bad's brother Strong Mad as a source of protection, as seen in The Cheat's character video. While The Cheat is more than willing to help Strong Bad in his schemes of obvious illegitimacy, it must be noted that he isn't very good at it. Whenever he and Strong Bad try to pull off a heist, prank, etc., The Cheat usually screws something up and thus causes the plan to fail. A few examples of this are in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], and [[caper]].

[[Image:Cheatdrums.jpg|thumb|Break it down]]

The Cheat is an amateur [[Flash]] animator in his spare time, creating [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoons and music videos first on an older orange iMac computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]], and later on a [[Monosodium Dreams|newer iMac computer]] in [[redesign]]. These animations sometimes make their way into [[Strong Bad Email]]s, often even blurring "reality" with The Cheat's fantasy. The Cheat often uses his animations as an outlet for his pent-up feelings of abuse and unappreciation, rewarding his fictional self with [[trophies]], fame, and friendship. He's also a master of many [[Characters' Instruments|instruments]]; he plays the piano, the flute, [[The Cheat's keyboard|the keyboard]],{{ref|1}} the drums,{{ref|2}} the guitar,{{ref|3}} and his [[The Cheat's Record Player|record player]].{{ref|4}} He also is a [[DJ Teh C.'s Equipment|music producer]], doing remixes for The Geddup Noise ([[geddup noise]]) and the King of Town's New Jam, "Not Talkin' 'bout Butter" ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]) under the name "DJ Teh Cheat." Also, as evidenced by scenes in [[Seasonal Sweaters]] and [[No Hands On Deck!]], he can knit. According to Strong Bad, he is [[rough copy|"the best lawyer soft tacos can buy"]], but since his idea of suing is throwing water bombs at the defendant, this statement might not be sound. However, his aim with water bombs is so good, he can hit Strong Sad from three football fields away.

[[Image:FleaPrisonRiot.png|thumb|[[retirement|Flea Prison Riot!]]]]

The Cheat's less admirable qualities include being [[Smoking#The Cheat's Smoking|addicted to cigarettes]], and extensive use of [[Internet Slang|Leetspeak]] on the computer. His [[Contacts|AIM screenname]] is ''Cheatachu72''. He also seems to possess [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explosive properties]], which can cause his head to explode with no lasting effects. It is debated exactly what triggers it, since The Cheat's [[Physiology of The Cheat|anatomy]] provides no information about the subject. It could be triggered chemically (i.e. [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|carbonated drinks and Pop Rocks]]), when the brain is being overworked, such as in [[pizzaz|states of confusion]], or even for [[couch patch|no apparent reason]]. The most spectacular display was in [[Happy Fireworks]], when he was shaken by Strong Mad and thrown into the air. This provided a huge explosion resembling fireworks. The Cheat once had a battle with insomnia, as Strong Bad recounted in [[bedtime story]], due to watching a shockumentary about gingivitis. To go to sleep, he needs [[The Denzel]], a glass of [[suudsu]], and a story about him and [[Moses Malone]], followed by a chainsaw lullaby. Failing that, two or three [[Roach Killa!|roach foggers]] are used. The Cheat also attracts fleas, as seen in [[retirement]]. As explained in [[bottom 10]], The Cheat has a foul stench when he is wet. He is a very good swimmer, however, as seen in [[keep cool]], when he easily skims across the surface of the water.

[[Image:TheCheat 3D variation.PNG|thumb|3D The Cheat!]]
Despite these issues, ladies are often attracted to The Cheat. Strong Bad advises his fans to use a cute pet like The Cheat to attract women in both [[lady...ing]] and [[lady fan]]. At times, however, The Cheat's charms are so irresistible that ladies prefer him to Strong Bad. This is seen most clearly in [[huttah!]], in which several girls send emails indicating that they are more interested in The Cheat than Strong Bad. The Cheat's capture of so many girls' affections contrasts sharply with Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|lack of success with women]]. The Cheat [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship|seems to have a particular crush]] on [[Marzipan]], as seen in [[do over]], in which The Cheat (in Homestar-esque makeup and covered in lip-shaped lipstick marks) is seen with Marzipan. He also went out on a date with Marzipan in [[Date Nite]], but it did not work out in the end, as Marzipan found out that he had been declawed.

*'''Domicile:''' [[The King of Town's Grill]]
*'''Debut:''' [[Original Book|"The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest"]]
*[[:Category:The Cheat Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
*[[:Category:Powered by The Cheat|Powered by The Cheat toons]]

==The Cheat's Language==

The Cheat speaks entirely in a language of [[Lack of Intelligible Speech|high-pitched squeaks and growls]], which is actually called "The Cheat", that other characters apparently understand just fine. It's hinted that he knows some English, as he frequently says things that sound like fitting sentences not only in tone, but in how the words sound (for instance, in [[coloring]], he sounded out "okay"). At other times, however, it seems to be just gibberish.

According to [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|this interview]], The Cheat does all the voices in his Flash cartoons. He normally can speak only in squeaks, but can impersonate the other characters speaking English remarkably well for a The Cheat.

The Cheat also provides the voice for the character [[Firebert]] in the ''[[Cheat Commandos]] Adventures'' [[TV show]], in which he speaks entirely in his native language.

== Character Video Transcript ==
[[Image:CharacterVidTheCheat.png|thumb|"(What are you going to do about it?)"]]
''{'''Page Title:''' Incredible Cheating Action!}'' ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{speaking in The Cheat with English subtitles}'' (Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough.
...Okay, fine.) ''{bares a toothy smile at the camera showing his gold tooth and there is a "shing" noise}'' (Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.) ''{throws [[Van Buren|the bust]] at the camera}''
Meh!

''{crash sound is heard, static comes up when the statue hits}''

== Relationships ==
:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
*[[Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Homestar Runner and The Cheat's Relationship]]
*[[Strong Sad and The Cheat's Relationship]]

== Variations ==
*[[The Sneak]] ([[Old-Timey]])
*[[Cheatball]] ([[20X6]])
*[[:Image:sbemail107.PNG|Ilko Skevüld]] ([[cheatday]])
*[[Cheat Commandos]]
*[[Striped Green Rabbit|Stripéd Green Rabbit]]
*[[Wilbur]]
*[[The Cheatbot]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatfish]]
*[[Powered by The Cheat Character Variations|The Cheatsauraus]]
*[[Tito]]
*[[Szechuan Steve]]

=== [[Halloween Costumes]] ===
*[[Wikipedia:Garfield|Garfield]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*[http://www.galleryc.net/images/a403.jpg Punchy] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
*[http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/fat-albert/Russell-2.jpg Russell] (from [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids|Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids]]) in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
*[http://www.aldaver.com/Images/Os/masc1996.gif Izzy] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
*[http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/sig3.gif Sigmund] (from [[Wikipedia:Sid and Marty Krofft|Sid and Marty Krofft's]] [[IMDB:tt0069632|Sigmund and the Sea Monsters]]) in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
*[[Wikipedia:Toad (Nintendo)|Toad]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].
*[http://membres.lycos.fr/solharis/Gizmo.jpg Gizmo] (from [[Wikipedia:Gremlins|Gremlins]]) in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
*[[Wikipedia:Penfold|Penfold]] (from [[Wikipedia:DangerMouse|Danger Mouse]]) in [[Jibblies 2]].
*[[Wikipedia:Scud: The Disposable Assassin|Drywall]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].

==See Also==
*[[The Cheat Evolution]]
*[[The Cheat Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
*[[Nicknames#The Cheat|Nicknames]]
*[[Physiology of The Cheat]]

==Sources==
#{{note|1}} [[Strong Bad Sings]], [[flag day]], [[guitar]], [[sibbie]], [[Everybody Knows It]]
#{{note|2}} [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]], [[Cool Things]], [[Weclome Back]]
#{{note|3}} [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be]]
#{{note|4}} [[rampage]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:vcr_cheat.html|watch The Cheat's character video]]
*[[HR:vcr_cheat.swf|view the Flash file for The Cheat's character video]]

{{Characters|Cheat}}

{{subtitlesLinks|vcr_cheat}}

Talk:Dangeresque: Puppet Squad

X-caliber — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:39:50 GMT

X-caliber: possible goof?

==Frame Rate?==
I've noticed that the pop-up makes the main pages they're loaded on go at 24fps to match the Flash file used for this Puppet Stuff. Has this happened before? Is it already documented somewhere? If not, I may as well add it under a Goof.--[[Special:Contributions/75.41.212.228|75.41.212.228]] 00:55, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

==URL?==
Can someone try to find the name of the URL or Flash file or whatever for this so someone can put in the article? Pretty please
--[[Special:Contributions/98.166.118.63|98.166.118.63]] 01:23, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:Dorian, would you be able decompile the file to see what it loads? Please and Thanks. --[[Special:Contributions/75.41.212.228|75.41.212.228]] 01:31, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
thanks whoever did it.--[[Special:Contributions/98.166.118.63|98.166.118.63]] 01:37, 11 November 2008 (UTC) p.s. Szechuan Steve has a Z in it? Seriously? That's weird.
::Your Weclome! (Yeah, it has a Z.){{User:ThePizz/sig}} 01:42, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
"Ahh, I just drank that!"-favorite line --[[User:Not Dennis|Not Dennis]] 02:20, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
==SBCG4AP==
This page has already been added to the SBCG4AP box. Should it go under "Promotional material"? Currently it's not under any kind of heading. [[Special:Contributions/67.193.223.158|67.193.223.158]] 01:29, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:I corrected that quickly after I made that edit. --[[Special:Contributions/75.41.212.228|75.41.212.228]] 01:31, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
==Possible Goof?==
I don't think it's that important, but when Homestar jumps over the second dumpster, the "Jumping" Homestar turns to the left, while the puppet Homestar turns to the right. Is this a good detail or not? [[User:X-caliber|X-caliber]]

A Jumping Jack Contest

X-caliber — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:26:08 GMT

X-caliber: halloween '08 added to the list

[[Image:jumpingjackcontest.png|thumb|Day 1 of the contest]]

Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a [[Contests|jumping jack contest]]. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad [[Cheating|cheats]] with the help of The Cheat and Strong Mad. It is based loosely on the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner book]], and has since been taken off the site. A [[Strong Lib]] shows up while the toon loads.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}

'''Places:''' [[Contest Area]], [[The Field]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Swimming Pool]]

'''Running Time:''' 5:17

'''Date:''' 1999

'''Page Title:''' Jumping Jack Contest

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
== Strong Bad Lib Transcript ==
What I Saw Last Week 
a Strong Badlib

No, seriously. I'm a pretty ''(adjective)'' person. But I saw this one ''(noun)'' last week and boy was it ''(adjective)''. This ''(adjective)'' guy was at ''(restaurant)'' and he started ''(-ing verb)'' ''(plural noun)''. I was like, <nowiki>'</nowiki>''(exclamation)''! You're ''(-ing verb)'' ''(plural noun)''.' He told me to stop ''(-ing verb)'' him. I ''(verb (past))'' on his shoes.

== Transcript ==
''{The beginning credits roll with characters jumping jacks in background. Zoom in on Bubs, Strong Bad, Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad standing on a large, wooden platform with a banner on it, reading "A JUMPING JACK CONTEST!" The Announcer appears onscreen.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Good afternoo—

''{He is cut off by microphone feedback and winces.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a jumping jack contest!

''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs doing a quick dance. His name appears onscreen, as with the rest of the contestants.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Our five hot contestants—

''{Pan right to Strong Bad hitting the sides of his head.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —will compete to see who can sustain their jumping jacks—

''{Pan right to Homestar Runner quickly hopping up and down.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' —for the longest time!

''{Pan right to Pom Pom bouncing from side to side.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Any contestant that ceases to jump jack, even for a moment,—

''{Pan right to Strong Sad.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' — is out of the competition.

''{Strong Sad slowly sighs. Cut to The Announcer.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' On your mark... get set... go!

''{He holds up a starting pistol and fires it into the air. Cut to silhouettes of the contestants doing jumping jacks. Cut to a close-up of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{after two jacks}'' Whew. ''{sweats}'' I quit.

''{Cut to close-up of Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still jumping jacks}'' All right, Strong Sad! That's twice as many as last year!

''{Cut to Strong Bad jumping jacks. The Cheat emerges from behind the wooden platform.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, The Cheat! Is everything ready?

''{The Cheat nods.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Good! Now go, and win us this competition!

''{As Strong Bad says this, The Cheat races off.}''

''{Cut to Homestar. The Cheat jumps up on stage with a glass of melonade on a platter.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, The Cheat, what's up?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{seen through the glass}'' A glass of melonade for me? Hmmm... okay!

''{The Cheat holds up the platter, and Homestar drinks it through a straw.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, The Cheat!

''{Cut to a grassy area, empty except for Strong Mad standing by with some kegs of melonade. As The Cheat scurries into the frame and sets down the glass of melonade, Strong Mad refills The Cheat's empty glass.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat runs off with the refilled glass. Cut back to Homestar at the Competition Area. The Cheat goes to Homestar Runner and offers him another glass.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, another one! ''{drinks}''

''{Cut to a montage of Homestar Runner drinking glass after glass of melonade, Strong Mad refilling the glasses, and The Cheat fetching him more while music plays. Soon Homestar Runner has a huge belly and he jumps his jacks with crossed legs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh... I drank too many melonades... ''{queasy-sounding musical effect}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, you not looking so good, Homestar. I think you better drop out.

''{Cut to the empty field. The Cheat and Strong Mad high five. Cut back to the Competition Area.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants.

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Great idea, Pom Pom! But do you think he can get here in time?

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar's head. Homestar closes his eyes and gives a sigh of relief. Zoom out to show The Poopsmith walking away holding a jar of "yellow liquid". Homestar's belly is now empty.}''

''{Cut to a screen displaying the words "Day 2" on a white silhouette of Bubs jumping jacks. Cut back to the competition.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs, looks like quite a line is building up at your concession stand.

''{Cut to Bubs' stand. The "customers" waiting in line are The Cheat and Strong Mad. Strong Mad taps his foot while The Cheat looks around.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut to a close-up of Bubs. He stops jumping jacks and his eyes grow wide.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hot DOG!

''{Bubs runs off leaving a cloud of smoke. Cut back to the Stand, where Bubs enters it.}''

'''BUBS:''' What can I get for you fine gentlemen?

''{He holds up various treats, including a bag of popcorn, a sno cone, a "BERSHEY" candy bar, a soft drink, small wrapped candies, and a "POO-BAR" candy bar. Strong Mad and The Cheat walk away.}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh... I'm such a dummy.

''{Cut back to the Competition Area.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{through speakers}'' And so ends Day 2 of our competition with only THREE hot contestants left!

''{Day changes to night.}''

''{Pom Pom's silhouette spins onscreen, with the words "Day 3". It is now daytime again. Cut to Homestar, who is sweating.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How you holding up, Pom Pom?

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How 'bout you, Strong Bad?

''{Zoom out to a full view of the Competition Area. Strong Mad, wearing a Strong Bad mask, is now on stage in place of Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I am Strong Bad!

''{Cut to close-up of Pom Pom.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{frowns angrily, bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No way, Pom Pom, of course that's Strong Bad! ''{to Strong Mad}'' Ok, Strong Bad, are you Strong Bad?

''{Zoom out.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I am Strong Bad!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{to Pom Pom}'' See?

''{Cut to close-up of Pom Pom, who has a disbelieving look on his face.}''

''{Strong Bad's mask covers the screen, with the words "Day 4". Cut to Homestar, who is looking rather tired.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{wearily}'' I don't know how much longer I can make it, Pom Pom.

''{Zoom into Strong Bad's mask.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' And Strong Bad's ''still'' looking good!

''{Zoom out to reveal The Cheat wearing a Strong Bad Mask. Cut to a pool, where Strong Bad is lounging in a chair at the poolside with a radio and a glass of melonade.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, let's see. I want to thank The Cheat for helping me to cheat—oh no, wait, I shouldn't say that. Let's try this again. I want to thank ''Strong Mad'' for helping me to cheat. There, that's better.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{through Strong Bad's radio}'' Homestar Runner is fading fast and could drop out any moment!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{gets up}'' Ah, that's my cue! ''{exits screen}''

''{Cut to a side-view of the Competition Area. The Cheat is still in place of Strong Bad, and Homestar looks very weary.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I give up, Pom Pom. I'm about to jump my last jack.

''{Pom Pom, with a very angry look on his face, walks over to The Cheat. Cut to a close-up of The Cheat, where Pom Pom appears and overshadows him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom, what are you doing?!

''{Cut to The Cheat's view from inside the mask. Against The Cheat's wishes, Pom Pom reaches down and pulls off the mask. Cut to front view of The Cheat.}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{off-screen}'' Hey, it's The Cheat,—

''{The Cheat grabs a Homestar Runner face cut-out from offscreen and puts it over his face, and then throws it away.}''

'''BUBS:''' —and it looks like he's cheating!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

''{Homestar Runner stops jumping jacks. A barber-shop style vocal arpeggio is heard, and the camera zooms in more and more to Homestar's face on each note.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But if that's The Cheat, then where's Strong Bad?

''{Cut to an empty field, where Strong Bad is walking to the Competition Area. The camera moves along with Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Who is the guy that wins all the contests? That's me, Strong Bad. Except... maybe for that one contest. Or maybe more than one contest.

''{Cut back to Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There he is!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Oh! Holy... crap.

''{A trophy reading "What a Great Prize This Is." spins onscreen. Homestar holds it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Thanks, everybody, but this trophy really belongs to my best friend, Pom Pom.

''{Strong Bad walks onscreen wearing a Pom Pom costume, and takes the trophy from Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, give me that! Uh, I mean — bubble, bubble-dee-bubble. Dubble Bubble.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said it, Pom Pom! We are best friends!

''{Fade out to a screen reading "THE END."}''

== Fun Facts ==

=== Remarks ===
*According to [[Matt Chapman]] in [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|the Club Aquatica interview]], "['[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]' and 'A Jumping Jack Contest'] will be back on someday. We can't disclose why they're off, it's a personal reason. If all goes well, they'll be back on the site; we'd like to have everything we've ever done on the site, and it sucks we had to take them off. They'll be back on someday."
*Technically, because arm movements are an important part of jumping jacks, Homestar Runner didn't do any, since he has [[Lack of Visible Arms|no visible arms]]. He also wasn't moving his feet correctly when he was full of melonades.
**Strong Sad didn't do any real jumping jacks either. He just raised his arms and bounced.
**Since The Cheat doesn't have legs, he wasn't doing jumping jacks correctly either.
*Homestar rather obviously broke the rules of the contest. He stopped jumping when he drank his first glass of melonade.

=== Goofs ===
*When Homestar's bladder is full, and he says to Pom-Pom, "But do you think he can get here in time?", the shading on the red part of his hat changes each time he moves his mouth.
*When Strong Bad tells The Cheat to "win them this competition", a corner of his mouth comes out of his head.
*When Homestar looks down and says, "I give up, Pom Pom", it appears his head was sliding a little bit down his shirt.
*Much or all of this toon does not lip sync very well, especially towards the end. It appears the characters' mouth movements come about half of a second after they say the lines.
*On the menu, after you click "Play game", Strong Bad's head is lower than it should be.
*When the screen zooms out after Homestar pees, he can still be heard moaning, even though his mouth is closed.
*During the scene with Strong Bad at the pool, some of the tiles that are covered by the waves in the pool can be seen below the water line.
*When Strong Bad is lying in his pool chair, his reflection is not seen underneath it.

=== Glitches ===
*After the Strong Lib has been filled out, the text can be highlighted and changed—including the text that wasn't affected by your choices before.
*If the Flash file is paused during the opening credits, the music continues playing until it reaches the part of the score that ends the scene.

=== Inside References ===
*Homestar's line, "I drank too many melonades", is a reference to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], in which he says the same thing about eating too many marshmallows.
*Homestar offers to share the trophy with Pom Pom, repaying the favor from the [[original book]].
*When Strong Bad mentions the contests he didn't win, he could be referring to the [[Original Book|Strongest Man in the World Contest]], the wrestling match in Marshmallow's Last Stand, or the [[Reddest Radish]] contest.
*This is likely the earliest mention of [[Homestar Runner's pants]].
*This is also one of the earliest sightings of [[guns]].
*This is also the earliest mention of [[peeing]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Dubble Bubble|Dubble Bubble]] is a brand of bubble gum.
*When Bubs holds up his snacks, one is called Bershey, a play on the popular [[Wikipedia:Hershey bars|Hershey bars]].

=== Fast Forward ===
*On the "Learn to Speak The Cheat" record in the Strong Bad Email [[cheat talk]], one of the phrases is "Hey Homestar, would you like 147 glasses of [[melonade]]?", and the Cheat-speak equivalent is the sound he made when offering Homestar the melonade in this cartoon.
*In the Strong Bad Email [[some kinda robot]], Strong Bad sings, "Who's the guy that checks all those emails? That's me Strong Bad!", which is a reference to the song he sings in this cartoon.
*In the toon [[Strong Bad Sings]], one of his songs is titled "Who's the guy that wins all the contests?"
*Homestar drinks too many Melonades again in [[The Luau]].
*Bubs's movements when he does jumping jacks, warms up before the contest, and looks at the line at his stand are all settings in the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*One of the scenes from this toon was exaggerated in [[Exaggerations]].
*In [[No Hands On Deck]], Homestar says that he hasn't talked about melonade in a while, and then his head changes to its design from this toon.
*Strong Bad actually thanks The Cheat for helping him to cheat in [[Halloween Awards Show]].
*The back of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] from this toon reappears in [[original]]. Later, [[Crack Stuntman]] says Bubs' line, "What can I get for you fine gentlemen?".
*In [[Most in the Graveyard]], when Homestar and Pom-Pom are behind the gravestone with the [[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]] approaching, Homestar repeats his line "Seriously, Pom-Pom, I'm about to pee my pants".

== DVD Version ==
*The Strong Lib game has been removed.
*The audio quality goes back and forth between higher and lower quality. Usually, it's the higher quality.

== External Links ==
*[[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.html|watch "A Jumping Jack Contest"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:jumpinjacks2.swf|view the Flash file for "A Jumping Jack Contest"]] (mirror)

{{subtitlesLinks|jumpinjacks2}}

[[Category:Toons|Jumping Jack Contest, A]]

Irregular Loading Screens

X-caliber — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:46:45 GMT

X-caliber: ween '08 added

In many [[toons]] and [[games]], the '''loading screen''' has something on other than the standard "Loading...". Many of these have some relevance to the toon/game they appear in.

==List==
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Toon/Game !! Loading Screen !! Relevance to toon/game !! Picture
|-
| [[50K Racewalker]] || loada... || None || [[Image:Loada.png|150px]]
|-
| [[The Cheatar]] || COMIN' UP... || The font is reminiscent of the logo of the heavy metal band [[Wikipedia:Iron Maiden (band)|Iron Maiden]]. || [[Image:Comin' up (Cheatar).png|150px]]
|-
| [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]] || legging... || The toon is about [[eggs]]. || [[Image:Legging.PNG|150px]]
|-
| [[Ever and More!]] || loading, friend. || This is likely a reference to the fact that the toon parodies various Brotherhoods and Fraternities. The loading screen seems to be a parody of fraternal greetings. ||[[Image:loadingfriend.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Experimental Film]] || comin' up || None || [[Image:Comin' up.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Hallrunner]] || LOADALING... || None || [[Image:Loadaling.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Happy Fireworks]] || loafing... || What Coach Z and Bubs are doing at the start of the toon || [[Image:Loafing.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Homestarloween Party]] || loading the Halloween deal... || It's a Halloween toon. || [[Image:Loading the Halloween deal.png|150px]]
|-
| [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] ''[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample|The Email Show]]'' sample || loading free pay sample... || A free sample of the PAY PLUS content. || [[Image:Loading free pay sample.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Jibblies 2]] || the LOADING || Written on and in the style of a tarot card, seen during Pom Pom and Strong Sad's scene. || [[Image:TheLoading.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Kick The Cheat]] || loadin... || None || [[Image:Loadin.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Kid Speedy]] || WIDE LOADING || The main character of the game is a "little fatso". || [[Image:Wideloading.PNG|150px]]
|-
| [[Make-O Your Own Stinko]] || FIND THE LOADBEARER... || Strong Bad had played a game called "Find the Load Bearer" in the [[slumber party|email preceding the one this is from]]. || [[Image:Loadbear.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] || lourding... || None, but it may refer to the [[Heavy Lourde]] || [[Image:Lourding.png|150px]]
|-
| [[More Fan Costumes]] || loadems... || None || [[Image:Loadems.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] || R.I.P. LOADING || A reference to the other gravestones in the toon itself, referring to "Loading" as a person. || [[Image:Arealload.PNG|150px]]
|-
| [[No Hands On Deck!]] || loadinate || May be a reference to [[Trogdor|Burninate]]. || [[Image:Loadinate-deck.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Non-Sequitur Champion]] || THE LOAD || This is a scene from [[The Show]]. || [[Image:Non-Sequitur Load.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] || rather loading... || The main character is [[Rather Dashing]]. || [[Image:Rather Loading.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] Old Version || loading a fairly big deal... || [[The Brothers Chaps|TBC]] made a big deal of this toon, so much their server crashed by the initial onslaught of viewers || [[Image:Loading a fairly big deal.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Peasant's Quest Preview]], [[Snowglobe]] || Voading... || It's a preview of a [[Videlectrix]] game. || [[Image:Voading.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Play Date]] || load it || None || [[Image:PlayDateloadit.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Punkin Stencils|Punkin Stencils 2007]] || LOOOOOADING || Simulates a moan, appropriate for Halloween. || [[Image:punkin2007 loading.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Rap Song]] || Loadry || The toon begins in a laundromat. || [[Image:loadry.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Seasonal Sweaters]] || LOAD IT! || None || [[Image:Load it.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Somber Vacation]] || LOAD || None || [[Image:ILS_Load.PNG|150px]]
|-
| [[Stinkoman 20X6]] || LOAD IT UP... || The Game uses [[deliberately poor English]] throughout. || [[Image:Load it up.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Stinkomanual]] || LOADING MANUÉL || It's an instruction manual, and the spelling displays [[Deliberately Poor English|poor English]]. || [[Image:Loading manuel.PNG|150px]]
|-
| [[Store Thank You Messages]] || load 'er up... || None (but it is similar to "fill 'er up", a phrase used frequently at gas stations) || [[Image:load'erup.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Strong Bad's Website]] || LO-DING || None || [[Image:Lo-Ding.PNG|150px]]
|-
| [[Superbowl Dealie]] || ''{No loading screen}'' || None ||
|-
| [[Toikey TV]] || LOAD || None || [[Image:Toikeyload.png|150px]]
|-
| [[Workin' on the Game]] || Loading || The "L" is done in the same style as the "V" from [[Videlectrix]]. || [[Image:Videlectrix loading.PNG|150px]]
|-
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] || He was a real load || The saying is similar to an epitath on a gravestone, which is the setting of the cartoon. || [[Image:Ween08loading.PNG|150px]]
|}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

File:Ween08loading.PNG

X-caliber — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:44:54 GMT

X-caliber: Loading screen for the Halloween 2008 'toon.

== Summary ==
Loading screen for the Halloween 2008 'toon.
== Licensing: ==
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X-caliber — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:28:23 GMT

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|}
== Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks ==
Just don't sit on them, anyway, I really, REALLY am not on the wiki a lot, unless I'm doing something that involves watching the 'toons, or writing a story (Yes, I writ H*R fanfics in my spare time, WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT?!). I'll admit, I'm sort of a newbie to the wiki, but please don't pull a dr. cox on me. I tend to forget what I'm supposed to be doing a lot, and I don't care most of the time. Anyway...I'm spending most of my time on wikipedia, prowling the recent changes page for vandals n' such. I'm ninety percent sure I have the same account there, so feel free to talk to me.

User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:27:46 GMT

X-caliber: nuther userbox...

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|}
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== Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks ==
Just don't sit on them, anyway, I really, REALLY am not on the wiki a lot, unless I'm doing something that involves watching the 'toons, or writing a story (Yes, I writ H*R fanfics in my spare time, WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT?!). I'll admit, I'm sort of a newbie to the wiki, but please don't pull a dr. cox on me. I tend to forget what I'm supposed to be doing a lot, and I don't care most of the time. Anyway...I'm spending most of my time on wikipedia, prowling the recent changes page for vandals n' such. I'm ninety percent sure I have the same account there, so feel free to talk to me.

User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:07:53 GMT

X-caliber: userspace n' such

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|}
== Let's Get Down to Brass Tacks ==
Just don't sit on them, anyway, I really, REALLY am not on the wiki a lot, unless I'm doing something that involves watching the 'toons, or writing a story (Yes, I writ H*R fanfics in my spare time, WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT?!). I'll admit, I'm sort of a newbie to the wiki, but please don't pull a dr. cox on me. I tend to forget what I'm supposed to be doing a lot, and I don't care most of the time. Anyway...I'm spending most of my time on wikipedia, prowling the recent changes page for vandals n' such. I'm ninety percent sure I have the same account there, so feel free to talk to me.

User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:33:11 GMT

X-caliber:

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User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:31:05 GMT

X-caliber: userspace n' such

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User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:55:43 GMT

X-caliber:

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User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:54:52 GMT

X-caliber: userboxed

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User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:43:01 GMT

X-caliber: userbox issue

User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:41:36 GMT

X-caliber: drafted

User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:31:54 GMT

X-caliber: drafted

User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:47:50 GMT

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User:X-caliber

X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:46:03 GMT

X-caliber: Userbox'd

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X-caliber — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:17:42 GMT

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