Podstar Runner 2008

Xeriandros — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 00:43:41 GMT

Xeriandros:

[[Image:Podstar.PNG|thumb|"What am I doing in this tiny box?"]]
'''Podstar Runner''' is a service of [[Strong Bad Emails]] fittable in a video [[Wikipedia:IPod|iPod]] in .m4v format. It was released simultaneously with the email [[technology]] on January 30th, 2006. Currently, it features the emails [[techno]], [[dragon]], [[japanese cartoon]], [[kids' book]], and [[crying]], although it promises to feature more in the future.

'''Page Title:''' Podstar Runner, Come On And Come On, Y'all

==Transcript==
''{After the email has played, the screen cuts back to the "iPod menu". After a second, Strong Bad's head pops into view}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, what am I doing in this tiny box? ''{starts banging his head and hands on the screen}'' Let me! Outta the! Tiny! Box—!
''{The screen appears to shatter, with a shattering sound effect.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoops. Hope you got the extended warranty.

''{The shattered screen crackles, and goes black.}''

==Fun Facts==

===Remarks===

*A [[Wikipedia:iPod#Fifth generation|fifth-generation]] iPod is seen next to the [[Floppy Disk Container]]. Notable about this video iPod is the fact that the headphone jack is located at the top center, while the real fifth-generation has the jack at the right.
*None of the Easter eggs from the original versions are present; [[Homsar]]'s appearance in [[dragon]] is the exception.

===Glitches===
*Due to the use of relative linking, clicking on any of the links on the bottom of the page will take you to a nonexistant site which begins with podstar.homestarrunner.com/ with the store being the only exception.

===Inside References===

*The page title refers to the [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro]] of [[rampage]].

==External Links==

*[[Podstar:index.html|Podstar Runner]]
*[[Podstar:podcast_bkgrd.jpg|View the page background]]
*[[Podstar:sb_email_techno.m4v|Download "techno"]] (3.5 MB)
*[[Podstar:sb_email_trogdor.m4v|Download "dragon"]] (9.3 MB)
*[[Podstar:sb_email_japanese_cartoon.m4v|Download "japanese cartoon"]] (5.8 MB)
*[[Podstar:sb_email_kids_book.m4v|Download "kids' book"]] (4.6 MB)
*[[Podstar:sb_email_crying.m4v|Download "crying"]] (9.7 MB)

''iTunes 4.8 or later or Quicktime 6.0 or later required to view files.''

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Some Stupid Turkey

Xeriandros — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 14:51:19 GMT

Xeriandros: Added a remark

[[Image:stupidturkey.PNG|thumb|"Go and suck your thumb!"]]

An often-overlooked toon, Strong Bad simply dresses up like a turkey and sings a song.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}

'''Places:''' [[The Field]]

'''Date:''' November 27, 2001

'''Page Title:''' Strap on that feed bag!!

'''Running Time:''' 0:40
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== Transcript ==
''{Open to Strong Bad standing in a field in autumn, wearing a turkey constume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Dun dun dadun dun DUN! Oh, I'm some stupid turkey, as stupid as they come! Cut off my head,

''{An axe, swung from above, cuts the "turkey" head from Strong Bad's costume.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' stuff me with bread,

''{With a "pop!", a loaf of bread appears in the "turkey" head's beak.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' go and suck your thumb!

''{The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z appear from behind Strong Bad.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Go... and... suck... your...

'''ALL (except Coach Z and The Cheat):''' ''{singing}'' thuuuuuuumb!<br>
'''COACH Z:''' ''{singing, simultaneously}'' theeerrrrrrmb!
<br>
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{singing, simultaneously}'' meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
<br>
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now let us go and partake of our wonderous feast!

''{Screen blanks with buttons reading "Back" and "Play Again" appearing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, wait a minute, where's The King of Town?

''{Cut to the King of Town, who is fatter than usual, and lying down. He turns green for a split second, then his face goes back to normal.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Doo hoo ooh..oooh....''{hiccups}'' More gravy, please!

== Fun Facts ==

=== Remarks ===
* When the Back and Play Again buttons come up for the first time, they aren't clickable.
* The final "Go and suck your thumb" is in stereo. For example, notice how Homestar is only on the left channel
* At the end, the KoT's face becomes greener and greener the longer you watch, but it eventually stops.
* Turkeys aren't quite as stupid as conventional wisdom and [http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/turkey.htm urban legend] would have us believe.
* Although Strong Bad asks where the King of Town is, no one notices that four other characters are also missing (The Poopsmith, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, and Marzipan).
* For some reason, when everyone is singing "go and suck your thumb", Homestar's voice is seperate from the others, and pausing the swf file while everyone is singing will cause Homestar's voice to continue anyway.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:turkey.html|watch "Some Stupid Turkey"]]
*[[HR:turkey.swf|view the Flash file for "Some Stupid Turkey"]]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]

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Podstar Runner 2008

Some Stupid Turkey