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H*R.com updates 2008

Y2K — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:52:55 GMT

Y2K:

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This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2008'''.
==Monday, August 11, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]: [[Homestar Ruiner]] is released.

==Thursday, August 7, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-08-05|"Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-08-07|nice trogcake!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#2008-08-07|keystone capes]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[licensed]]

==Thursday, July 31, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-07-31|"Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-07-31|this melon's ready 2 look]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-07-31|hotbod handsomeface]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[pet show]]

==Monday, July 28, 2008==
*[[Cheat Commandos]]: [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]

==Thursday, July 24, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[fan club]]

==Wednesday, July 23, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Videlectricks|Videlectricks]]

==Monday, July 21, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #197: [[your edge]]

==Thursday, July 17, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[winter pool]]

==Tuesday, July 15, 2008==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#July 15, 2008|Strong Badman T-Shirt]]

==Monday, July 14, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #196: [[hiding]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''email soon''

==Thursday, July 10, 2008==
* [[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-07-10|"Yes, 'shaped' in quotes, like there is a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one. It's a real bite taken out if, Homestar! I ate it!"]]
* [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-07-10|made with beads]]
* [[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-07-10|fat, fat friar]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[environment]]
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Large Decap Latte|Large Decap Latte]]

==Thursday, July 3, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[nightlife]]

==Monday, June 30, 2008==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Baloneyman]]

==Thursday, June 26, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-06-26|"You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-26|bust of strong bad]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-06-26|these men are dangerous]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[diorama]]
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#O Contest, Mii Contest|O Contest, Mii Contest]]

==Thursday, June 19, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-06-19|"Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-19|homespore runner]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-06-19|poison rain vornado]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[yes, wrestling]]

==Monday, June 16, 2008==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Somber Vacation]]

==Wednesday, June 11, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] Gameplay video: [[Homestar Ruiner#Transcript of Around the Field|Around the Field]]

==Tuesday, June 10, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Payable Demo!|Payable Demo!]]

==Monday, June 9, 2008==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Play Date]]

==Thursday, June 5, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-06-05|"No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-06-05|the trogbloons floateth?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-06-05|dr. marvin rubdown]]

==Wednesday, June 4, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#End Boss Feature|End Boss Feature]]

==Monday, May 26, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #195: [[love poems]]

==Thursday, May 22, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-05-22|"Polymascot foamalate! Feed it to the babies. Polymascot foamalate! Or as a topping on soured cream!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-22|the trogstorm cometh?]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-05-22|prof. strong bad hovers]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[business trip]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#May 22, 2008|T-Shirt clearance sale]]
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|spring]] theme.

==Wednesday, May 21, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Concept Art is a SCAM!|Concept Art is a SCAM!]]

==Friday, May 16, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-05-16|"It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-16|clay zombie army]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-05-16|diaper biscuits!!]]

==Thursday, May 15, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[web comics]]

==Wednesday, May 14, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] episode 1 unveiled: [[Homestar Ruiner]]
*[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]] Gameplay video: [[Homestar Ruiner#Transcript of At the Track|At the Track]]
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#The Endinning of the End|The Endinning of the End]]

==Monday, May 12, 2008==
*[[Teen Girl Squad]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]

==Thursday, May 8, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-05-08|"Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-08|strong badia playset]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-05-08|You take the big guy]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[slumber party]]

==Wednesday, May 7, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Logos Please|Logos Please]]
==Monday, May 5, 2008==
*[[Workin' on the Game]]

==Friday, May 2, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-05-02|"Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-05-02|vinyl toy bubs mod]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-05-02|matt aseep on plane]]

==Thursday, May 1, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[pizza joint]]

==Tuesday, April 29, 2008==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#April 29, 2008|Nebulon T-Shirt]]

==Saturday, April 26, 2008==
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[ROFLCon - 26 Apr 2008|ROFLCon]]

==Thursday, April 24, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#New Screenshots!|New Screenshots!]]
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-04-24|"I rule the school!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-04-24|toga yoga bubs mosaic]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-04-24|plucky parameciums]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[bike thief]]

==Monday, April 21, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #194: [[specially marked]]
*[[Scroll Button Song]]: [[Scroll Button Songs#SB-2008-04-21|"You've never seen anything quite like these buttons! Come on, y'all, give me a little scroll lovin'!"]]

==Thursday, April 17, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Anadigilogital|Anadigilogital]]
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-04-17|"A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-04-17|bear holding a shark feva]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-04-17|proposed stinkoman level 10 baddies]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[original]]

==Monday, April 14, 2008==
*[[Short]]: [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]
*[[Interviews and Public Appearances]]: [[IGN Interview - 14 April 2008|IGN Interview]]

==Friday, April 11, 2008==
*[[Main Pages]] copyright date changed from 2007 to 2008 (except for [[Main Page 24|"20/200"]] main page).

==Thursday, April 10, 2008==
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew|Nobody Listens to Strong Bandrew]]
*[[Main Page Message]]: ''wiiware game!''
*Short: [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
*[[Main Page Message]]: ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|game news soon]]''

==Monday, April 7, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #193: [[rated]]
*[[Main Page Message]]: ''[[Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008|limozeen show]] online''

==Thursday, April 3, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[hygiene]]

==Tuesday, April 1, 2008==
*YouTube short: [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#April 1, 2008|Limozeen T-shirt]]

==Monday, March 31, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #192: [[shapeshifter]]

==Saturday, March 29, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-03-29|"I do believe you've spic'd my span."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-03-29|TGS Supcakes]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-03-29|rejected commandos?]]

==Thursday, March 27, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[concert]]

==Monday, March 24, 2008==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Rotten Eggs]]

==Thursday, March 20, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-03-20|"Bomb Capacity Increased!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-03-20|ees deg!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-03-20|cakemonger!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[mini-golf]]

==Tuesday, March 18, 2008==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#March 18, 2008|Easter egg sale]]

==Monday, March 17, 2008==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Limozeen Live!]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''limozeen live!''

==Thursday, March 13, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-03-13|"Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-03-13|trogdor smash bros level]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-03-13|awesome indeed]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[the paper]]

==Monday, March 10, 2008==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

==Friday, March 7, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-03-07|"Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-03-07|StrongBadGirlSquadstume]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-03-07|best bubs worst bubs]]

==Thursday, March 6, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[more armies]]

==Monday, March 3, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #191: [[buried]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_pizz|The Pizz T-shirt]]

==Friday, February 29, 2008==
*[[Store]]: [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]

==Thursday, February 28, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-02-28|"Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-02-28|trogdor ice sculpture]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-02-28|puddin patch friends]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[underlings]]

==Monday, February 25, 2008==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]]

==Thursday, February 21, 2008==
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[rough copy]]

==Tuesday, February 19, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #190: [[licensed]]

==Monday, February 18, 2008==
*[[Main Page message]]: ''email soon''

==Thursday, February 14, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-02-14|"As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-02-14|on a sign in laos]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-02-14|the cheat relatives?]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[from work]]

==Tuesday, February 12, 2008==
*[[Store]]: [[Homsar]] is the non-sequitur [[Store Front Page News 2008#February 12, 2008|champion]]!

==Monday, February 11, 2008==
*[[Old-Timey]] [[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
*[[Store]]: New [[Store Other 2-D Stuff#Patches|patches]]

==Thursday, February 7, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-02-07|"Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-02-07|i beat the cube!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-02-07|questionable body hair]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[your funeral]]

==Monday, February 4, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #189: [[pet show]]

==Sunday, February 3, 2008==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[sloshybowl]]

==Thursday, January 31, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-01-31|"Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-01-31|big ol' trogdor plush]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-01-31|gel-arshie]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[the movies]]

==Tuesday, January 29, 2008==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|Senor Cardgage and Homsar sale]]

==Monday, January 28, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #188: [[fan club]]
*[[Downloads]]: Poopsmith [[Wallpaper]]

==Thursday, January 24, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-01-24|"I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-01-24|awesome 3d poopsmith]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-01-24|buck webb & lady fan]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[unnatural]]

==Monday, January 21, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #187: [[winter pool]]
*[[Index page]] back to normal

==Friday, January 18, 2008==
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|winter]] theme.

==Thursday, January 17, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-01-17|"Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-01-17|pretend he's parson jim]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-01-17|make sense time!]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[strong badathlon]]

==Monday, January 14, 2008==
*[[Holidays|Holiday Toon]]: [[Trogday 08]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store T-Shirts#tshirt_fivedor|Five-dor T-shirt]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 14, 2008|Trogdor sale]]
*[[Downloads]]: Trogdor [[Wallpaper]]

==Sunday, January 13, 2008==
*[[Trogdor]]-style [[index page]]

==Thursday, January 10, 2008==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2008-01-10|"I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff 2008#WF-2008-01-10|cut paper snowflake]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook 2008#SK-2008-01-10|d'th'ween thupreme]]
*[[Main Page Message]]: ''[[Podstar Runner|podcasts]] are back!''
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[looking old]]
*[[Podstar Runner|podcast]] re-added to the [[navbar]]

==Monday, January 7, 2008==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #186: [[environment]]
*[[Main Page message]]: ''[[Podstar Runner|podcast]] returns thursday''

==Friday, January 4, 2008==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 4, 2008|Coming soon... A Burnination Celebration]]
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Y2K — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:51:08 GMT

Y2K: Homestar Ruiner is released.

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====August 11, 2008====
*{{u|game}} [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]: [[Homestar Ruiner]] is released.

====August 7, 2008====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: nice trogcake!
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: keystone capes
*{{u|ps}} [[Podstar Runner]]: [[licensed]]

====August 5, 2008====
*{{u|game}} [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]: [[Homestar Ruiner]] announced to be released August 11th.

====July 28, 2008====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] {{watch|ccdo6.html}}

====July 23, 2008====
*{{u|game}} [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]]: [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#Videlectricks|Videlectricks]] {{linkbox|devblog/id-15|read|SBCG4AP}}

====July 21, 2008====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[your edge]] {{watch|sbemail197.html}}

====July 15, 2008====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:strongbadman.html|Strong Badman T-shirt]]

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Y2K — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:49:02 GMT

Y2K:

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Y2K — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:31:51 GMT

Y2K:

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<line start="16" end="89" speaker="strongbad">E-mail! I'm so in love with you! It's kind of inappropriate!</line>
<line start="90" end="122" speaker="strongbad">"Hell-la-la-la-la-looooo Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="123" end="159" speaker="strongbad">"I was wondering if Strong Badia had a miniature golf course..."</line>
<line start="160" end="199" speaker="strongbad">"because I think it would be cool if Strong Badia had a miniature golf course."</line>
<line start="200" end="242" speaker="strongbad">"Hoping to play the Strong Badia miniature golf course soon,"</line>
<line start="243" end="317" speaker="strongbad">"Somebody no one cares about in Iowa." Also known as, Everyone in Iowa.</line>
<line start="318" end="360" speaker="strongbad">What, are you getting paid every time you say the words "miniature golf course?"</line>
<line start="361" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Because I'd, miniature golf course, like to get in on that ac-miniature golf course-tion.</line>
<line start="431" end="474" speaker="strongbad">Of, miniature golf course, course, I don't sell out for cheap.</line>
<line start="475" end="489" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="490" end="497" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="498" end="515" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="516" end="532" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="533" end="545" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="546" end="561" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="562" end="578" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="579" end="593" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="594" end="669" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no! Not now! Did that sound like I was done? Get back up there!</line>
<line start="670" end="710" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, mini-golf.</line>
<line start="711" end="807" speaker="strongbad">Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own, so when we need to get our tiny golf on, we usually head over to Sweet Puttin' Cakes.</line>
<line start="808" end="871" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based.</line>
<line start="871" end="904" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In fact, we don't even know how to get there.</line>
<line start="905" end="949" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's just like, one minute you're thinking about miniature golf...</line>
<line start="950" end="1003" speaker="strongbad">You know what I love? The smell of that rubber handle on the putters...</line>
<line start="1003" end="1028" speaker="strongbad">...that you know like a thousand other people have touched.</line>
<line start="1028" end="1056" speaker="strongbad">...that you know like a thousand other people have touched.
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<line start="1057" end="1094" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...and the next minute, you're there.</line>
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<strongbad>Whoa!</strongbad>
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<line start="1110" end="1174" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Your descent into madness begins on the first hole. The Wormhole.</line>
<line start="1200" end="1231" speaker="worm">Get your own.</line>
<line start="1232" end="1240" speaker="worm" sfx="sfx">chomp</line>
<line start="1260" end="1267" speaker="worm">Chomp!</line>
<line start="1290" end="1330" speaker="homestar">Umm, I'm gonna say that's a birdie.</line>
<line start="1331" end="1356" speaker="homestar">Yep. Definitely a birdie.</line>
<line start="1357" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Things calm down a little bit for the Eh!, th, Steve! hole.</line>
<line start="1458" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
<line start="1465" end="1493" speaker="keyboard" sfx="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1494" end="1568">
<keyboard sfx="sfx">music</keyboard>
<strongbad>Okay, geez! I didn't know you were ahead of us! No need to play the whole demo, man!</strongbad>
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<line start="1569" end="1645" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And of course, if you sink the putt, you get rewarded with that heavenly sound!</line>
<line start="1646" end="1665" speaker="ehsteve">EH! STEVE!</line>
<line start="1666" end="1711" speaker="wheelchair">ROOTY ROO ROO AND A FROOTY FROOO!</line>
<line start="1712" end="1769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The place isn't above some of the usual mini-golf transgressions, though.</line>
<line start="1770" end="1806" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like the infamous "statue hole".</line>
<line start="1807" end="1921" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Watch out, The Cheat. There is a statue of a wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away.</line>
<line start="1922" end="1973" speaker="strongbad">Not moving at all. Just, statuing.</line>
<line start="1974" end="2029" speaker="strongbad">On top of that, the hole is about one foot from the tee.</line>
<line start="2030" end="2075" speaker="strongbad">Isn't the fun, almost, too much, to take?</line>
<line start="2076" end="2131" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And yes, even in this infernal place, you can't escape</line>
<line start="2132" end="2176" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the blue family recreation water!</line>
<line start="2177" end="2237" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That stuff is just begging for kids to either drink it, or pee in it.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2260" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or worse...</line>
<line start="2261" end="2277">
<sfx sfx="sfx">squishy noises</sfx>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(uncomfortably) ...both.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2278" end="2285" speaker="sfx">squishy noises</line>
<line start="2286" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Whoo! I didn't find my ball, but I did see some exotic marine life!</line>
<line start="2342" end="2378" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, all that's down there is cigarette butts.</line>
<line start="2379" end="2396" speaker="homestar">And... a bra.</line>
<line start="2397" end="2410" speaker="strongbad">Sweet!</line>
<line start="2411" end="2451" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The 18th hole puts a unique twist on the standard </line>
<line start="2452" end="2530" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">bottomless-hole-that-sucks-your-golf-ball-away-forever, hole.</line>
<line start="2531" end="2558" speaker="coachz">Oh, I guess I forgort to port.</line>
<line start="2587" end="2615" speaker="coachz">Oh! I guess I forgat to prat!</line>
<line start="2640" end="2664" speaker="coachz">OH! Gorka fa pork!</line>
<line start="2665" end="2710" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This will go on forever if you let it.</line>
<line start="2711" end="2804" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In fact, the only way we've found to ''leave'' Sweet Puttin' Cakes is to simply will yourself back into reality.</line>
<line start="2805" end="2853">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongbad>
<thecheat sfx="sfx">grunting</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="2879" end="2901" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">talking backwards</line>
<line start="2902" end="2910" speaker="thecheat">surprised The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2911" end="2942" speaker="strongbad">Aie-e-i-e-i-e-ah. Whoa, that was weird.</line>
<line start="2950" end="2978" speaker="strongbad">My mouth tastes like backwards.</line>
<line start="2979" end="2997" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2998" end="3015" speaker="strongbad">Your mouth tastes like what?</line>
<line start="3016" end="3028" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="3029" end="3063" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! You didn't!</line>
<line start="3064" end="3084" speaker="thecheat">apologetic The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3085" end="3111" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3112" end="3164" speaker="strongbad">There you go! See? That was a punchline!</line>
<line start="3165" end="3213" speaker="strongbad">And, another thing. Are you ever not running out of ink?</line>
<line start="3228" end="3266" speaker="strongbad">No, the hole. Where is the hole?</line>
<line start="3267" end="3284" speaker="dtwhale">Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am.</line>
<line start="3285" end="3322" speaker="strongbad">Did you just tell my mom to pour gravel on her stump?</line>
<line start="3323" end="3334" speaker="dtwhale">Cave your brown.</line>
<line start="3335" end="3373" speaker="strongbad">Cave my brown? Homsar, is that you?</line>
<line start="3374" end="3468" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaA! Don't count on it, monster man!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:sbemail174/en

Y2K — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:26:22 GMT

Y2K:

{{subtitles|mini-golf}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail174.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="89" speaker="strongbad">E-mail! I'm so in love with you! It's kind of inappropriate!</line>
<line start="90" end="122" speaker="strongbad">"Hell-la-la-la-la-looooo Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="123" end="159" speaker="strongbad">"I was wondering if Strong Badia had a miniature golf course..."</line>
<line start="160" end="199" speaker="strongbad">"because I think it would be cool if Strong Badia had a miniature golf course."</line>
<line start="200" end="242" speaker="strongbad">"Hoping to play the Strong Badia miniature golf course soon,"</line>
<line start="243" end="317" speaker="strongbad">"Somebody no one cares about in Iowa." Also known as, Everyone in Iowa.</line>
<line start="318" end="360" speaker="strongbad">What, are you getting paid every time you say the words "miniature golf course?"</line>
<line start="361" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Because I'd, miniature golf course, like to get in on that ac-miniature golf course-tion.</line>
<line start="431" end="474" speaker="strongbad">Of, miniature golf course, course, I don't sell out for cheap.</line>
<line start="475" end="489" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="490" end="497" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="498" end="515" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="516" end="532" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="533" end="545" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="546" end="561" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="562" end="578" speaker="strongbad">I usually get (Kozmik Bowling) 50 bucks every time I (That Paintball Place Down the Street) mention some kind of (Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld) fun-time emporium.</line>
<line start="579" end="593" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="594" end="669" speaker="strongbad">No, no, no! Not now! Did that sound like I was done? Get back up there!</line>
<line start="670" end="710" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, mini-golf.</line>
<line start="711" end="807" speaker="strongbad">Strong Badia doesn't have a place of its own, so when we need to get our tiny golf on, we usually head over to Sweet Puttin' Cakes.</line>
<line start="808" end="871" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And yes, it's every bit as messed up as the cartoon on which it's based.</line>
<line start="871" end="904" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In fact, we don't even know how to get there.</line>
<line start="905" end="949" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's just like, one minute you're thinking about miniature golf...</line>
<line start="950" end="1003" speaker="strongbad">You know what I love? The smell of that rubber handle on the putters...</line>
<line start="1003" end="1028" speaker="strongbad">...that you know like a thousand other people have touched.</line>
<line start="1028" end="1056" speaker="strongbad">...that you know like a thousand other people have touched.
<sfx>speech slows down</sfx></line>
<line start="1057" end="1094" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...and the next minute, you're there.</line>
<line start="1095" end="1109">
<strongbad>Whoa!</strongbad>
<thecheat>impressed The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1110" end="1174" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Your descent into madness begins on the first hole. The Wormhole.</line>
<line start="1200" end="1231" speaker="worm">Get your own.</line>
<line start="1232" end="1240" speaker="worm" sfx="sfx">chomp</line>
<line start="1260" end="1267" speaker="worm">Chomp!</line>
<line start="1290" end="1330" speaker="homestar">Umm, I'm gonna say that's a birdie.</line>
<line start="1331" end="1356" speaker="homestar">Yep. Definitely a birdie.</line>
<line start="1357" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Things calm down a little bit for the Eh!, th, Steve! hole.</line>
<line start="1458" end="1464" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
<line start="1465" end="1493" speaker="keyboard" sfx="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1494" end="1568">
<keyboard sfx="sfx">music</keyboard>
<strongbad>Okay, geez! I didn't know you were ahead of us! No need to play the whole demo, man!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1569" end="1645" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And of course, if you sink the putt, you get rewarded with that heavenly sound!</line>
<line start="1646" end="1665" speaker="ehsteve">EH! STEVE!</line>
<line start="1666" end="1711" speaker="wheelchair">ROOTY ROO ROO AND A FROOTY FROOO!</line>
<line start="1712" end="1769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The place isn't above some of the usual mini-golf transgressions, though.</line>
<line start="1770" end="1806" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like the infamous "statue hole".</line>
<line start="1807" end="1921" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Watch out, The Cheat. There is a statue of a wheelchair outside the field of play, several feet away.</line>
<line start="1922" end="1973" speaker="strongbad">Not moving at all. Just, statuing.</line>
<line start="1974" end="2029" speaker="strongbad">On top of that, the hole is about one foot from the tee.</line>
<line start="2030" end="2075" speaker="strongbad">Isn't the fun, almost, too much, to take?</line>
<line start="2076" end="2131" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And yes, even in this infernal place, you can't escape</line>
<line start="2132" end="2176" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">the blue family recreation water!</line>
<line start="2177" end="2237" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That stuff is just begging for kids to either drink it, or pee in it.</line>
<line start="2238" end="2260" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or worse...</line>
<line start="2261" end="2277">
<sfx sfx="sfx">squishy noises</sfx>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">(Uncomfortably) ...both.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2278" end="2285" speaker="sfx">squishy noises</line>
<line start="2286" end="2341" speaker="homestar">Whoo! I didn't find my ball, but I did see some exotic marine life!</line>
<line start="2342" end="2378" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, all that's down there is cigarette butts.</line>
<line start="2379" end="2396" speaker="homestar">And... a bra.</line>
<line start="2397" end="2410" speaker="strongbad">Sweet!</line>
<line start="2411" end="2451" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The 18th hole puts a unique twist on the standard </line>
<line start="2452" end="2530" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">bottomless-hole-that-sucks-your-golf-ball-away-forever, hole.</line>
<line start="2531" end="2558" speaker="coachz">Oh, I guess I forgort to port.</line>
<line start="2587" end="2615" speaker="coachz">Oh! I guess I forgat to prat!</line>
<line start="2640" end="2664" speaker="coachz">OH! Gorka fa pork!</line>
<line start="2665" end="2710" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">This will go on forever if you let it.</line>
<line start="2711" end="2804" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In fact, the only way we've found to ''leave'' Sweet Puttin' Cakes is to simply will yourself back into reality.</line>
<line start="2805" end="2853">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunting</strongbad>
<thecheat sfx="sfx">grunting</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="2879" end="2901" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">talking backwards</line>
<line start="2902" end="2910" speaker="thecheat">surprised The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2911" end="2942" speaker="strongbad">Aie-e-i-e-i-e-ah. Whoa, that was weird.</line>
<line start="2950" end="2978" speaker="strongbad">My mouth tastes like backwards.</line>
<line start="2979" end="2997" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2998" end="3015" speaker="strongbad">Your mouth tastes like what?</line>
<line start="3016" end="3028" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="3029" end="3063" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! You didn't!</line>
<line start="3064" end="3084" speaker="thecheat">apologetic The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3085" end="3111" speaker="newpaper" sfx="sfx">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="3112" end="3164" speaker="strongbad">There you go! See? That was a punchline!</line>
<line start="3165" end="3213" speaker="strongbad">And, another thing. Are you ever not running out of ink?</line>
<line start="3228" end="3266" speaker="strongbad">No, the hole. Where is the hole?</line>
<line start="3267" end="3284" speaker="dtwhale">Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am.</line>
<line start="3285" end="3322" speaker="strongbad">Did you just tell my mom to pour gravel on her stump?</line>
<line start="3323" end="3334" speaker="dtwhale">Cave your brown.</line>
<line start="3335" end="3373" speaker="strongbad">Cave my brown? Homsar, is that you?</line>
<line start="3374" end="3468" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaA! Don't count on it, monster man!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

User talk:Phlip/Greasemonkey

Y2K — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:49:27 GMT

Y2K: /**/How'd you get the icon data?

==Release notes==
===Version 1.0 (8 Mar, 2006)===
*First released version.
*Had the fullscreen, seek bar, prev/next and wiki link features.
*Worked only on the main site.
===Version 2.0 (26 May, 2006)===
*Added the preferences menu.
*Added support for Videlectrix and the HRWiki mirror.
*Added "outside the frame", April Fools and plain HTML navbar options.
===Version 2.1 (8 Aug, 2006)===
*Tooltips in the preferences box.
*The "more better" rando link is now always on... the less better version was just ugly, so I removed it.
*You can set what types of toon are included in the rando selection.
*You have the option to make it check if the next sbemail/whatever actually exists before putting the "next" link (so there's no "next" link on the latest email).
**The only reason this wasn't there before is that it means an extra hit to the H*R servers... but now that I have the preferences things set up, so you can turn it on or off, I think that's fine.
===Version 3.0 (29 Aug, 2006)===
*Added [[HRWiki:Subtitles|subtitling]] functionality.
*Updating no longer requires uninstalling the previous version.
===Version 3.1 (27 Sep, 2006)===
*Whether to show the names next to subtitles is now a distinct setting from the one for colours - you can have neither, either or both.
*There is a button that will purge the local cache for all subtitles-related files downloaded from the wiki and reload the page, for when the cache is out of date.
*The ability to update the test subtitles without refreshing the page for every change (NB: disabled by default, see [[#Refresh Subtitles|below]]).
*Rewind and fast forward buttons on the seek bar to go to the first/last frame, respectively.
*Flash loading progress bar on the seek bar (see how much it's loaded).
===Version 3.2 (25 Sep, 2007)===
*Add option to automatically check for script updates (on by default).

__TOC__

==Suggestion==
Would it make sense to change line 272 to
<pre> addHRWikiLink("Index_Page");</pre>
Then I suppose line 261 could be removed. By the way, ''amazing'' work Phlip. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 17:25, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I suggest that the games on videlectrix.com should be added, such as
<pre>http://www.videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://videlectrix.com/duckguard1.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://videlectrix.com/racewalk.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://videlectrix.com/lcd_game.html
http://www.videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html
http://videlectrix.com/thydungeonman2.html</pre>
And yeah, you rock. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 16:32, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
:Hmm, that's a good point... I'll get on that sometime <s>(probably tomorrow)</s>. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:37, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
::The reason I thought of this was because I realized the Pause button on the seekbar can be used for skipping a level in Duck Guardian. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 21:47, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
==Homestar-Fullon Edit==
Using the user script I was getting a scrollbar on every page, so I edited line 411 from
<pre>var dh = window.innerHeight - 10;</pre>
to
<pre>var dh = window.innerHeight - 20;</pre>
This kept all the content in the window, but I didn't have to scroll down to see the navbar at the bottom. Did this happen to anyone else? [[User:Consonance|Consonance]] 08:39, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
:Not me. Works perfectly for me. --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 03:04, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

==Eventual to-do list==
(in no particular order)
*{{done}} General cleanup of the code.
*{{done}} Work on Videlectrix.
*{{done}} Work on the mirrors (<s>[http://homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/ kitkorp]</s> ''(not needed with Tom working on completing the HRWiki mirror)'' and [[Mirror:|HRWiki]]).
*{{done}} Some way of turning various features on and off maybe?
**{{done}} Only if I get this working, replace the flash files with [[April Fools 2006|theyCallHimFlipper.swf]].
*{{done}} replace the navbar with text links (this is more for me than for you guys).
*{{done}} resize the seek bar when the toon resizes (if you resize the window)
*{{done}} show outside-the-frame stuff
Feel free to add suggestions. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 21:38, 9 April 2006 (UTC)

:I've got one. You could try "flipping the ''whole page'' upside down". You know, using the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/theyCallHimFlipperMainNav.swf?contentURL=main_nav.swf flipped navbar], too. And putting the navbar above the flipped toon/game. 
:Also, you could try adding A-B repeat to the seek bar, if you know enough to do that. Preferably make it a seperate sub-option in the prefs, too.
:[[do over|Totally not getting old]], {{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 22:57, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

== Errors in installing ==

I keep getting this error: 
Error installing user script: 
 
[Exception... "Compoment returned failure code: 0x804b000a [nsIIOService.newChannel]" nsresult: "0x804b000a (<unknown>)" location: "JS frame :: chrome://strongbademailsprevnext/content/browser.xul :: getContents :: line 20" data: no] 
 
Any suggestions? {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 07:56, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
:"strongbademailsprevnext"? I'm guessing you have [https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1695/ this extension] installed? You might want to uninstall that... this script does that stuff too. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:01, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
::<s>Nope. I only have the script that allows it to be viewed 'full-screen'. {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 22:34, 16 August 2006 (UTC)</s>
::Nevermind. Turns out that they were both conflicting and I was misinterpreting the second error message. Thanks! {{User:NFITC1/sig}} 22:40, 16 August 2006 (UTC) 
Just as a side-note for people who run into the same problem I did: if you use a program that blends its own Javascript functions into every page you load (mainly found in ad-munching software, like Ad Muncher), make sure you disable it BEFORE installing the Greasemonkey script. Otherwise the extra code might break it, requiring you to clear your cache and install it again with the filters disabled. [[User:MNGoldenEagle|MNGoldenEagle]] 14:24, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

== HOW THE HECK!?!?!?!?! ==

HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS!?!?! {{User:The thing/sig}} 00:36, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

:Phlip has studied necromancy and sorcery for many years now. Other than that, it's a good diet, exercise, and a modicum of good fortune. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:44, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

::Phlip has access to both a monkey and a typewriter, so it really was only a [[Wikipedia:Infinite monkey theorem|matter of time]]. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:46, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

:::No, no, no... I sold my soul to Haxxina, ancient Greek goddess of programming and ruler of the underworld. In return She gave me the ability to write this script as my superpower. Just don't make me say my name backwards minus the first 'P' and we should be fine. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:52, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

::::We'll be out a free [[lunch special]]? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 00:58, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

== Refresh Subtitles ==
OK, this feature will need some explaining... First, go Tools→Manage User Scripts, click on "Homestar All-in-one" and click "Edit". If it asks you to choose a text editor, just pick Notepad unless you have something better. It'll look ugly in Notepad (it doesn't recognise the line endings) but it'll work. Now search for <code>if (settings.testsubs && false)</code> and change it to <code>if (settings.testsubs && true)</code>. Now you can use the feature. First you have to turn on "Test subtitles" and hit "Save and apply" as usual, but the next time after the page loads there'll be a "Refresh Subtitles" button below the text area, that re-parses the subtitles without reloading the page - invaluable to subtitle authors.

The reasons the option's not avaliable by default are:
*The interface is clumsy... sometimes the button's there, sometimes it's not there... depending on whether the test subtitles were already enabled before the page loaded... given it's something that's supposed to update stuff without a page load it can be confusing.
*It's not exhaustively tested, and has some weird side-effects (it calls <code>savesettings</code>, so if you, say, turn off the seekbar and hit "Reload Subtitles" the seekbar will remain, but it'll save that you want the seekbar turned off)...
*It's not permanent... Version 4.0 will hopefully make it so that ''all'' settings work like this, and clicking "Save and Apply" won't have to reload the page.
So it's there if you want it, but it's not cluttering up the settings boxes of people that don't want it.

Anyways, enjoy! {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:30, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

== Greasemonkey install method ==
GM's changed the way it installs scripts by link. A single-click on the link will offer to install the script, the option isn't even on the right click menu anymore. --[[User:AndrewNeo|AndrewNeo]] 17:20, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

== Just the seek bar ==

Maybe for use on other sites, you could individually release the code for the seekbar. (And, if possible, include the preferences from the whole script, plus maybe external CSS skin support.) --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 04:00, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

== spellcheck ==

"Homestar" is misspelled in the warning section of the heap-o-comments at the beginning. Page is locked or I'd fix it myself. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 07:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

== Uniformity matters... again ==

Since "podcast" was added recently to the navbar, can you please update that? --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 20:55, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
:Done. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

== Is it just me or is this broken? ==

One day the fullon part stopped working for me. And the Subtitles. And the seek bar. The corner buttons are still there. --[[User:68.55.198.213|68.55.198.213]] 11:57, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
:It's still working fine for me. What did you do the day that it broke? Did you install any other extensions, or scripts, or upgrade anything? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 12:03, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

::So It's just me. That's good to know. I poked around in the system, and determined an update to flashblock borked it. I normally don't unblock flash (even for homestarrunner.com). Adding it to the whitelist fixed the problem. Before that update, they both worked together. Thanks, and I hope this info helps someone.--[[User:68.55.198.213|68.55.198.213]] 13:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

== Not working in nightly build =( ==

In the nightly build of Firefox (Dubbed Minefield), the script has limited functionality.
The subtitle language selector doesn't work, as there are no options. I will try to clean up to make it work..right.

[[User:Onekopaka|onekopaka]] 02:14, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
:By design, if subtitles are turned off, the script doesn't contact the wiki at all. When you turn the subtitles on, it tries to download the [[Subtitles:Languages|list of supported languages]] then. The list is empty until that finishes (I suppose I should put a "Loading..." message in there...). So wait a bit, see if it turns up. Failing that, it is a nightly build after all, you should expect some things to be broken... the name "Minefield" isn't just for show... chances are, it's a problem with either <code>GM_xmlhttpRequest</code> or <code>DOMParser</code>... and if so, then it's either a Firefox issue or a GreaseMonkey issue, and there's little I can do about it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:15, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
::After looking in a Debug Console, the blame goes to..... Greasemonkey! [[User:Onekopaka|onekopaka]] 06:40, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Firefox 3's document.getElementById is changed so that it returns the first object. If you're using it, you might want to read up on MDC (http://developer.mozilla.org/) --[[User:24.17.113.45|24.17.113.45]] 06:50, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

== Typo... ==

You mispelled automatically. [[User:Don't press that button.|Don't press that button.]] 10:08, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
:I somehow think that's [[Portmanteau|intentional]]. {{User:Mee/sig}} 11:05, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
::If you're referring to "[http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/A/automagically.html automagically]", then yes, that's intentional. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:24, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

== Podcast/Podstar ==

<pre> addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html", "Toons");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/games.html", "Games");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/characters2.html", "Characters");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/downloads.html", "Downloads");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/", "Store");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html", "SB Emails");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/email.html", "Contact");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/", "Podstar");
addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "http://www.homestarrunner.com/legal.html", "Legal");
randolink = addnavbarlink(newnavbar, "javascript:alert('rando.xml not loaded yet... be patient')", "Rando");</pre>

Where it says Podstar, it should say Podcast. On main_nav.swf, it says podcast. Here, is says Podstar. Incorrect. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 19:00, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
:The feature is called [[Podstar Runner]], though. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 19:48, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
::My bad. Fixed. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:41, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
::Yes, but if the purpose is to simulate the real main_mav bar, then it should be podcast. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 01:24, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
:::Yes. That's why I fixed it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:26, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
::::Ah. You posted while I was still posting. --{{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 22:31, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

== Just a question... ==

Are you ever going to put this in the [http://dunck.us/collab/GreaseMonkeyUserScriptsSpecific#head-afce957a390e4b53ef2a03b41fd1b4c04a5f926b Greasemonkey Script Repository?] Just wondering... --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 18:54, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
:Actually, that's the old Greasemonkey script place thing. The new one is at [http://www.userscripts.org/ userscripts.org]. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:00, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

== not working ==

i installed greasemonkey but there isnt anything under tools. you do mean tools that is above the adress bar, right? {{User:Slipknot6477/sig}} 22:57, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

== Tablet stuff ==

Hey, this is a really neat script. Anyway, I use a tablet computer, and I've noticed that, when viewing a toon in portrait (tall) mode, the toon will cover up the top two buttons ("settings" and "wiki") if the script is set to scale the toon to full size. This is, I imagine, because the script expects the screen to be wider than it is tall, as most computer screens are... so when that is not the case, the toon sticks around the top of the page and covers up those key buttons. This doesn't happen in normal, "landscape" mode because the toon is horizontally centered across a wide screen. If the toon were vertically centered as well, or at least nudged sixteen pixels downward when on a tall screen, those buttons and their inherent usefulness would be unveiled for all. ("Landscape" mode is, of course, the better option for viewing Homestar Runner, but I think this would be a pretty good fix nonetheless.)

There are some other things: in Firefox 3.0 beta 4, the seek bar extends too far to the right, visually (covering up the buttons to its right), and does not seem to work for changing your place in the toon. Also, the script never seems to be able to load subtitles, perpetually leaving "loading" in place of subtitle options in the pulldown menu. Oh, and the "settings" bar has most of its scrollbar obscured by the toon, oddly, though it still works.

I hope this helps in working out any kinks. If nobody else can reproduce these errors, I can provide more details. Anyway, thanks![[User:24.22.64.228|24.22.64.228]] 05:18, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

== 30 Frames fix? ==

For some reason, with the SBCG4AP "ad," the seek bar doesn't work at all. It counts the frame, but all the buttons (besides the zoom) doesn't work. --[[User:76.210.181.251|76.210.181.251]] 21:08, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
:This has nothing to do with the high framerate (which is 24 anyway, not 30), and everything to do with the fact that the HTML file is on homestarrunner.com, but the flash file is on Telltale's servers... Flash's security gets in the way, and there's nothing that can be done about it. Best I can do is make it so that the seekbar is disabled on that toon (or, at least, make it more obvious that it's informative only, and you can't use it to control the playback). Which I'm working on. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:53, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

== 3.2.3 broken in FF 2? ==

I can't get the subtitles if I upgrade to 3.2.3. I'm using FF 2. I see that it was changed for tweaks for Firefox 3...did you notice that it breaks it in FF 2? I don't think a version that breaks it in the current version of Firefox should be released to the update. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 16:36, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
:Oops... I didn't think to regression-test the changes in Fx 2... yeah, that doesn't work. The deal is that, in an earlier version of GreaseMonkey, DOMParser wasn't available for GM scripts to use... and you had to use some workaround to get at it. That workaround didn't work in Fx 3, but the site I got it from listed another option that did. Turns out that other option doesn't work in Fx 2. It also turns out that the workaround isn't necessary at all any more. It's gone now, and the script works in both Fx 2 and 3 (it should auto-update again in the next day or so). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:55, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks, it works now. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 14:26, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

== Trouble dragging in FF3 ==

If you try to drag the seek bar, but are already moving the mouse when you start dragging (move it faster if it doesn't do it for you), it messes up. By messes up, I mean it flashes the cursor between a circular crossout symbol and the normal cursor as you hold it down (still moving the movie as you move), then when you release, it keeps following your mouse until you click on it again. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 20:04, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
:Huh. That's... bizzare. I get a similar thing, but instead of the cursor-flashing thing you're saying, it actually starts dragging around a slightly-shrunk picture of the seekbar, and sometimes some of the surrounding buttons. I'll look into it (which I guess means I'll need to figure out how the drag-and-drop stuff in the seekbar actually works, since I didn't write that... that'll be "fun"). In the meantime: Don't do that. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 08:55, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
::"In the meantime: Don't do that." lol yeah...It's just that I do it accidentally pretty often now, and it's annoying. I'll try to avoid it in the meantime, though. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 14:27, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
:::OK, this is fixed, I think. I never found a way to reproduce it reliably, but I think I could get it about one try in 3 or 4... and I tried about 20 times now, and I can't get it to happen... let me know if it still happens for you. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:38, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
::::It seems to work now. It hasn't happened since I updated. The random button now shows the correct tooltip. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 21:35, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

== Plain HTML Rando Not Working in FF3? ==

I am finding if I used the plain HTML navbar with the script, it is not working and I get a dialog box saying "rando.xml has not loaded yet. Be Patient." from homestarrunner.com. Is this an issue with the official site, or did something in FF3 break it?{{User:Bassbone/sig}} 22:20, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
:It works for me, but shows the wrong URL when I roll over it. --[[User:Mini-Geek|Mini-Geek]] 16:52, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
::The wrong-URL thing should be fixed now. Things were happening in the wrong order... the tooltip and the page it would send you to if you clicked matched, but the URL in the status bar was from the previous selection... I tweaked the timing a bit, so this doesn't happen any more. I couldn't reproduce the infinite "has not loaded yet" thing... try clicking the "Clear Subtitles Cache" button in the preferences screen... the same button will clear the rando.xml cache, forcing it to really try again to download it from the server. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 13:38, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

== Subtitles broken ==

I'm on Firefox 3, with Adblock Plus (disabled on h*r.com and hrwiki.org), and the subtitles don't appear. I check "Show subtitles" in the options, and a list of languages appears, but when I go to anything that has subtitles - I tested it on [[Play Date]] - I get a "loading subtitles" message which disappears after a second or so. Other features like the seek bar work fine. Thanks in advance, [[Special:Contributions/24.250.112.127|24.250.112.127]] 23:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
:Works fine on 2.0.0.14, the latest stable build. I don't know if it's worth Phlip's time to develop for the beta, but you could revert to the stable build and it'll work. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:09, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::IP Guy: I had the same problem, but then I reinstalled the script and tested it by watching [[The Baloneyman]], and now the subtitles work again.
::Qermaq: the latest stable build is actually 3.0.0. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 07:08, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Well, what do you know, must have been quite recently. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:10, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Update: I find the Greasemonkey extension is working flawlessly on my install of Firefox 3. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 16:42, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

== How'd you get the icon data? ==

I noticed that your icons are embedded in the script as base64 data. If you used an encoder program, which one was it? --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 00:49, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

User talk:Phlip/Greasemonkey

Y2K — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:17:40 GMT

Y2K: /* Subtitles broken */ Update.

Drive-Thru Whale

Y2K — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:35:52 GMT

Y2K: The Blubb-O Whale is an it, not a he.

[[Image:Whale.PNG|thumb|"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."]]
[[Image:Blubb-O's.PNG|thumb|left|without speaker]]
The '''Drive-Thru Whale''', or the '''Blubb-O Whale''', is a smiling blue [[Wikipedia:Whale|whale]]-shaped [[Wikipedia:Drive-through|drive-through]] speaker that did not originally appear to be linked to a restaurant, though [[nightlife]] suggests (and [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] confirms) that it is the mascot for [[Blubb-O's]]. The speaker is very scratchy and difficult to understand. Its speech patterns range from typical drive-thru speaker phrases like "Would you like to try a combo meal?" to seemingly random phrases like "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day," as well as playing a short length of music while moving its flume of water up and down. The Drive-Thru Whale can move from place to place using a rocket booster mounted underneath it, which allows it to fly up into [[Outer Space]], and it can also rise up from underground. It apparently has a taste for [[Europa-pean Lobster]], or perhaps for anything that will sever its leg. The Drive-Thru Whale was originally discovered in [[The Field]], but has since been seen on the [[Sweet Puttin' Cakes]] Puttiature Golf-Golf Course and [[Behind the Fence]]. It also has been confirmed that the Drive-Thru Whale will be in [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]], although its role is unknown.
{{clear|left}}
== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' [[Drive-Thru]]
*Email [[mini-golf]]
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]]


==Quotes of the Week==
{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."|[[Drive-Thru]]|Mirror:drivethru_severleg.mp3}}
|}

[[Category:Pseudocharacters]]

User talk:JoeyDay

Y2K — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:01:07 GMT

Y2K: /**/[http://fellowsites.org/ FellowSites]

{{User:JoeyDay/talk archive}}
Welcome to Joey's talk page. This is not the general help desk of the Wiki. If you need help, go to the [[HRWiki:FAQ|FAQ]] page or visit the [http://forum.hrwiki.org forum] and use the help desk there. If you absolutely need an answer from me or if you have comments, feel free to leave them below.

'''If you leave a support question here and it disappears, look for it in the [[HRWiki:FAQ|FAQ]] or the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].'''

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== My forum account ==

Can you please unmark it inactive and rename it accordingly? --{{User:X-Spider2/X-Sigger2}} 06:59, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

:Please post about your forum related issue in the [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewforum.php?f=3 Forum HelpDesk]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:45, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
::How? What I'm saying is that I can't log in to the forum because my forum account has been marked inactive! --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 07:18, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Unless I am mistaken, there is an area of the forum that allows anonymous posting, no? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 09:10, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

::::Exactly right Qermaq, and that area is the Forum HelpDesk. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 12:07, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::I'm afraid I actually can't post on the Forum HelpDesk. I've tried, and I still have to log in, which I can't. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 04:09, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::Have you tried making another account?--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 04:13, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

:::::::Y2K, please email your forum acount details and a description of your forum related issue to [mailto:support@hrwiki.org support@hrwiki.org]. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 04:27, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Wait. I just tried to post a new topic on HelpDesk, and was brought to a login page. So login seems required. Perhaps the forum settings should be reexamined. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:03, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::This was intentional. When the level of spam goes up in the forum, I disable anonymous posting in the help desk. It seems to be a popular target. I've re-enabled anonymous posting for now. Be advised that this may change... For best results you should try and get in touch with a mod/admin. They can help you out. {{User:Stu/sig}}23:40, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::OK, I've sent the email. Thanks for reminding me. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 07:16, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
== Sysopness ==
I was just wondering for no particular reason what my chances of becoming a sysop are. I couldn't tell from the user list what the ratio of legitimate users to sysops were, because most of the users seemed to be disposable accounts and sockpuppets. [[User:Flameviper|Flameviper]] 20:16, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
:First, having some main namespace edits might help... For full details, check [[HRWiki:FAQ#How do I become an admin or sysop?|here]], as this question is asked a lot. As for the ratio, yeah, it's hard to tell. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::It's not ''that'' hard. According to [[Special:Statistics]]: There are 7,296 registered users, of which 23 (or 0.32%) are administrators. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 21:28, 25 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Yes, but of those users, how many are ''real''? How many aren't sockpuppets or blocked vandals or whatever? And any maths is hard. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== TodayborDay is JoeyDay's BirthdayborDay! ==

TodayborDay is BirthdayborDaybor! TodayborDay is BirthdayborDaybor! TodayborDay is BirthdayborDaybor! TodayborDay is a BirthdayborDaybor! TodayborDay! BirthdayborDay! JoeyDayborDay! BirthdayborDay! Come on everybody it's BirthdayborDay! Come on everybody it's a JoeyDayborDay! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 17:03, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
:Happy T! or... B or birthday... {{User:The thing/sig}} 17:08, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
::Herzliche Glückswünschen zum Geburtstag! {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 17:14, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Mazal tov, Joey. And may you never get the black lung :). {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:18, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
::::''Sweet, sweet Joey,''
::::''Today is the day on your user page.''
::::''Now, get upstairs....unh!''
::::''And fix me some breakfast.'' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 17:20, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Happy Birthday, Joey. Or as they say around the office: Hppy B-day. -{{User:Stinkoman K/Sig}} 17:47, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
::::Happy birthday, Joey. <insert birthday-themed H*R reference here> ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:02, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::Happy Birthday Joey Day. May your birtdays always be full of people making the "You have new messages" pop up.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 18:28, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::Happy JoeyDay from across The Pond (the other one!){{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:22, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Joyeux Anniversaire JoeyDay! --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 19:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Happy birthday, Joey. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:13, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

:Aw, thanks all you guys. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 01:27, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
::Happy Belated B-Day! -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|Brightstar]] 01:52, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

== Um...What's Up? ==



Is work still going on with the Homestarrunner.net site? It's been the same for many months with no improvements. Is there just a lot of behind-the-scenes work, or have you just forgotten? When can we expect the full site to be put up? Thanks for any information. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 16:32, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
:It's just a lot of behind the scenes work. The reason why you don't see anything is because they haven't posted any links on the website.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 19:05, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
::I found something at [http://beta.homestarrunner.net ''beta''.homestarrunner.net]... --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 10:47, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, alpha and beta have pretty much been running since late '05. It's going to be a Homestar Runner fan portal, and it'll be done when it's done. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 12:24, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

== your input ==

Hey Joey,

I know you are busy right now getting the pledge drive going, but I was wondering if you could give your valuable and time sensitive input [[Talk:Main_Page#Matt.27s_Birthday_coming_up|here]].

{{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 15:31, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

== Help on committee ==

Haldo,
 
I am a web designer who knows his way around xml html css and many MANY other languages used on the site. How may I join the validation commitee? Do i just add my name to the list, or is there something i have to go through?
 --[[User:Jmoney|-Jmoney]] 21:55, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

:This would be a question for the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ]], so I'll take the liberty of answering it. I'm very glad you find yourself so confident in your coding know-how, and we would be honored to have you on the validation committee. Simply add your name to the list and help out where you can. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 21:58, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

:Thanks, and i am very proud of my coding ability. If I ever come of egotistical please tell me. [[User:Jmoney|-Jmoney]] 00:39, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

== The Logo ==

The logo of your's good. Are you a magician or you've done it at Photoshop?

== Oops, please revert. ==

I accidentaly made some modifications, very un inteligent as you will see, in sbemail#143, and they are mutliple times added. Also during this modification I added a pic, Explain_Jmoney_001.JPG. Sorry again. Please tell me if I will need to re add the chalk board comment & pic (that one was correct.) I will go clean it up a little for now, but revert it all plz. Sorry for the trouble (still new here.)
 [[User:Jmoney|-Jmoney]] 23:37, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
:Hey Jmoney. Anyone can revert an edit, simply by pressing the tab that says history, clicking on the edited version before the one that you want to revert, clicking edit, and saving it. This will save the old page revision as a new one. There's a lot of awesome stuff that can be done with the history button, and they are all detailed [[wikipedia:Help:History|here]] Also, I reverted it simply because it was bad staging, and not a glitch at all. Happy wiki-ing, - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 23:46, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

== D'ween list ==

Wow, you've got some awesome books on your [http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/3TP0N2GTB9U1Q?sort=priority list] — ''Desiring God'' is on my top 10 list, and ''Evangelism and the Sovereignty of God'' is one of the most balanced reconciliations of human responsibility and "determinism" I've read. Hope you get 'em! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:55, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

:Thanks, Trey56. I've got a private wishlist on Amazon that's over 10 pages long (at 25 items per page). Much of the books are in a similar vein. You can also get a good idea of what I've read by checking out my [http://www.librarything.com/catalog/joeyday LibraryThing catalog]. Have you tried LibraryThing? It sounds like we would share many of the same books. You should start cataloging yours so I can see what you've read. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 21:13, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

== Help! ==
I just started a wiki for my fansite, DevonM.com (wiki is [http://devonm.awardspace.com here]), and I can't figure out how to make the main page boxes on the monobook like yours. Help me? [[User:Strong Devon|Strong Devon]] 14:14, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

== Thank You page ==

Haldo Joey, I noticed that [[User:Lunar Jesters]] is not on [[HRWiki:Thank You!]]. Is there some reason he isn't? By the way, he [[HRWiki_talk:Ledger#Name_.3E_Username|requested]] that his real name not be used on the [[HRWiki:Ledger|ledger]], so Loafing went ahead and changed it. Might want to update your spreadsheet. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 01:39, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

:Ah, probably just oversight on my part. There are a lot of names! I'm bound to miss one or two. I'll add him with the next round of names I'll be adding tonight. Cheers! — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 02:33, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

== InterWiki stuff ==

Hey, I'm a rather inexperienced wiki user, and I was just wondering how you work your interwiki and shortcut linking to have little icons next to all the links. I'm about to help create a wiki that could use a feature like that. Please respond by [mailto:mattsparkzz@gmail.com E-mail]. --[[User:Mattgcn|Mattgcn]]
:Have a look at [[MediaWiki:Common.css]] – in particular, around halfway down, all the blocks that start with something like <code>#bodyContent a[href ^="http://www.homestarrunner.com"]</code>. That particular selector doesn't work in Internet Explorer, unfortunately (well, in IE6 at least, I haven't used IE7), but it does work in Firefox, and I'm pretty sure it works in Opera. Dunno about Safari. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 10:23, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
::Ooh, thanks alot! It's now being put into effect at [http://wiki.illemonati.com/ WikiLemon] and will be at DementiaWiki when it's made :D --[[User:Mattgcn|Mattgcn]]
:::It does work in IE7, btw. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:59, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

== B-Day ==

When the next Chaps birthday is, could I be in on the card? peace- {{User:Lazylaces/sig}} 15:01, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

== Forum Troubles ==

Hey, I know you may not be the one to ask on this, but I recently got a new computer and while visiting the forum, I discovered that my IP had been banned. I know it's my IP, because I wasn't even able to log in. I don't see how that's possible, because this is like only the second day I've had it, and I didn't do anything on the forum on those two days. On a side note, I tried to log in on my Wiki account (Pop_tire), and it said there was no such account. I'm not sure what's going on, and would love (if anything), just some light on what's going on. If I did do anything, I'm sorry. ----

== personal letter from matt chapman ==

are you the one that got the personal letter? if so, that is so completly awesome! by the way, I want to sign Mike's birthday card.[[user:haldo]]

Erm... Can I sign the D'ween card, then? sorry i missed your B-day, Mike Chapman... [[User:Haldo|Haldo]] 20:47, 8 November 2007 (UTC)[[user:haldo]]

== Happy Birthday! ==

Happy birthday! Thank you for bringing us these wonderful wikis! --'''Homestar tiger''' Geronimo!(From the HRFWiki) 14:29, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

:Thanks! — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 03:51, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
::Is it still your birthday? Happy B if so. Happy B+1 if not. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:40, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

== [[Wikipedia:Joey Day]] ==

Hey there, Joey. A few minutes ago I tried creating an article about the creator of my favorite wiki on Wikipedia, but now I copied some stuff from your user page and put it on there. Someone (actually a bot) said that they cannot keep this for legal reasons. Is this true? See ya, 
{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 22:51, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
:I'm sorry, Homestar Winner, but I've deleted this article. Wikipedia's [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:CSD|criteria for speedy deletion]] require that articles have an assertion of notability, and being the founder of a website isn't really an assertion of notability (unless the website is something like Amazon, Google or Wikipedia itself). {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 23:09, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
::Oh, well. I still think you deserve your own article, but I gotta listen to them sysops (not you, the Wikipedia ones). Bye now, see? {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 23:16, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

==Wiki tips==
Hey, Joey, I'm thinking about starting my own wiki. Any programs you would suggest? {{User:Don't say jorb 101/sig}}

:Yeah, I'd highly recommend [http://www.mediawiki.org MediaWiki]. Cheers! — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 23:14, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

== Adopt The Cheat Foundation ==

Joey, you wrote on your user page that you'd like to eventually own a Kick the Cheat plush. You may be running out of time, as currently there are about [http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/kickcheat1.html 150 left]. I like the logo for the Adopt The Cheat Foundation, do you? {{User:The Paper/sig}} 23:09, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

:Hm, maybe I'll have my wife buy me one for Christmas then. Thanks for the heads up. Yeah, the logo's great! — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 16:01, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
::Well, it looks like you're too late now. Now all you can do is think about the wonderful joy a toy The Cheat that you can kick around would be, and that you would have loved to have one. You watch all of the little boys and girls playing with their Kick The Cheats and bringing great smiles to their faces, thinking that a Kick The Cheat would make you extremely happy, too. And you would love more than anything else to have one. But you don't have one. Oh well. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 02:07, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

== Sir ==

Well hello, fine gentleman and starter of this. I am a ameteur magigian and I do '''not''' do ''parlor'' tricks. Just wanted to say hello, [[User:Aaron Master of Life|Aaron Master of Life]] 20:19, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

==sysoping==
2 things;

1.)please delete the page [[eat a lot of food alert]]

and 2.) please make me a sysop or a beurocrat.--[[User:Wichesbrew82|Wichesbrew82]] 20:30, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

I request that you DON'T delete the [[eat a lot of food alert]]. We must keep it! This is the first time I've talked to ya haven't I? --{{User:The 386/sig}} 03:51, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
:this is not the place for this discussion. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 03:54, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
::DeFender1031 has a point, though he might've elaborated on it further. First off, it looks as though someone has already indicated on the [[eat a lot of food alert]] page that it is under consideration for deletion. I could simply delete it, but the usual procedure is to discuss why an article is to be deleted and come to some kind of community consensus before actually wiping it out. This ensures that good pages don't get lost by hasty sysop decisions. Second, there are policies and procedures in place for deciding who to extend sysop and bureaucrat privileges to. These privileges are usually extended only when our current sysops and bureaucrats are getting overwhelmed, which, to my knowledge, is not the case at this time. Additionally, such privileges are typically extended not to those who ask for them, but to those rather quiet, diligent folks who work the hardest and seem to be most serious about making the wiki a better place. Believe me, notice is taken of hard workers with apparent leadership skills and, assuming you fit the desired qualifications, you will be considered without needing to explicitly ask. Lastly, I should note that it has been some time since I've had an active presence on this wiki. Administration of this sort of stuff has been handled by others for some time now. I'm not suggesting you should contact someone else directly about this, for that would still be inappropriate. I only mention this to say that I'm definitely the wrong guy to ask these questions of. My role around here of late has more and more to do with the finances and administrivia dealing with domain registration and server leasing, and less and less of things like deleting pages and extending privileges. Hope this is helpful. — {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 21:29, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

== Forbidden'd! ==

Lol, I love the "Forbidden'd!" page. And I viewed the source and it said I was a nerd! (Which I am) {{User:The thing/sig}} 00:34, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

== [http://fellowsites.org/ FellowSites] ==

A way you can register domains is by maybe creating a section of the FellowSites signup page that links to a script that can add website names to your Hosts file (C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts). I've tested it on my computer and it works flawlessly. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 09:01, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Crackotage

Y2K — Fri, 30 May 2008 09:20:48 GMT

Y2K: Actual quote.

[[Image:Crackotage2.PNG|thumb|right|140px|"I think my rhymes are truly broke! Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke! Hoo-hoo, hweh-hweh!"]]

'''Crackotage''' is a member of the [[Cheat Commandos]]. He is a jet pilot (he's "that guy that flies [[Crackotage's Plane|that plane]]") and possibly a master locksmith. His name implies that his main roles are sabotage and infiltration. He saved [[Gunhaver]], [[Silent Rip]], [[Fightgar]], and [[Firebert]] from exhaustion when they were in the secret desert by dropping [[Cheat Commandos O's Cereal|Cheat Commandos...O's]] from his plane.

He usually speaks in rhyming couplets (usually ending with a laugh), in what is almost certainly a parody of [[Wikipedia:Roadblock (G.I. Joe)|Roadblock]] from the cartoon version of ''G.I. Joe'' (of which "Cheat Commandos" is a parody), and [[Wikipedia:Blaster (Transformers)|Blaster]] from the original ''[[Transformers]]'' cartoon, who also did this. It's worth noting, however, that rather than actually sounding a lot like Roadblock, Crackotage's voice is very similar to that of Jazz from "Transformers" (voiced by [[Wikipedia:Scatman Crothers|Scatman Crothers]]). While Jazz ''didn't'' speak in rhyme, this too seems intentional, given the label on his toy packaging, "listens to jazz". Another "Transformers" reference could be how his airplane resembles Starscream.

Crackotage is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos [[Store Toys|figurine set]].

==Defining Traits==
*Action!!
*Museum Quality!
*Master Locksmith, Perhaps!
*Listens To Jazz!!

==Filmography==
*'''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
*[[:Category:Crackotage Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

==Quotes of the Week==

{{qotwstart}}
*{{qotw|"Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"|[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]|Mirror:crack geronimo.mp3}}
|}

{{CheatCommandos}}
[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]

Template:t

Y2K — Fri, 30 May 2008 08:45:58 GMT

Y2K: Including usage info from Template talk:tl.

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:Bit of an explanation. This template is for showing a link to a template with braces around the link. In this fashion, instead of having to type '''<nowiki><nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:welcome|welcome]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki></nowiki>''', you can instead type '''<nowiki>{{tl|welcome}}</nowiki>'''. It's quite useful, really.

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Y2K — Fri, 30 May 2008 08:40:03 GMT

Y2K: Finally, I made a workaround for why Tom reverted my previous attempt at this.

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User:Y2K/monobook.css

Y2K — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:35:44 GMT

Y2K:

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Strong Bad Gameways

Y2K — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:12:24 GMT

Y2K: /* External Links */

{{watchtoon|3uSyK2RdlUY|watch|YouTube}}
[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|thumb|"You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total, unplayable safety."]]

Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}

'''Places:''' White Vastness, [[Strong Bad's Basement]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, April 1, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:53

==Transcript==
''{Music begins and text fades in from a white background: "And now an important safety announcement". Strong Bad walks forward in a flight attendant's uniform.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hello. And welcome to Strong Bad Gameways. Thank you for playing with us today. Please take a moment to familiarize your bad self with the following safety precautions.

''{The text "Safety Precautions" appears next to Strong Bad in dripping blue letters. Fade to a closeup of a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Due to the possibility of in-game wiggle and waggle, it is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and Jetsons.

''{Arrows and text appear during the above monologue to demonstrate "Wiggle" and "Waggle". A watercolor picture of a man swinging a Wii remote appears to demonstrate a "large, open space". Sketches of a vase of flowers, a flaming military jeep, a message in a bottle, and a cross-eyed George Jetson appear to demonstrate "debris", "rubble", "flotsam", and "Jetsons", respectively.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ideal play spaces include: gymnasiums, abandoned airplane hangars, deserts, and fruitèd plains.

''{The man swinging a remote appears in the above environments on each verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to a sketch of a room with an open window and a Wii remote on a table.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' If you are seated in a window seat, pleased be advised that the Baba Jaga may show up to steal your firstborn baby.

''{The Baba Jaga appears carrying a sack with a baby on the verbal cue.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad, wearing an inflatable vest and holding a Wii remote.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Lastly, your game controller is equipped with a safety cover that can double as a flotation device. ''{closeup of Wii remote}'' Simply pull on the cord, and the device will inflate.

''{Strong Sad pulls on a tab on the bottom of the remote, and the Wii jacket inflates.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!

'''STRONG BAD:''' But we're not quite safe enough yet. ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' At this time, you may want to inflate your ''own'' safety vest to prevent ''anything'' from ever happening.

''{Cut to Strong Sad. He pulls the cord to inflate his vest and it engulfs him.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Waah!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety.

''{Closeup of the "Strong Bad Gameways" logo, a golden [[The Cheat]] with wings. Music fades.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad and Strong Bad trapped in inflated vests in their basement. Their Wii remotes are on the floor, protected in inflated jackets.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think my contents may have shifted!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. This is the best game I've never played!

''{Cut to a closeup of the game on the TV. In the game, a 3D Strong Bad sprite is standing at The Stick and looking around. The score is -1000 and the text "Actual Gameplay Footage" flashes over the screen. A Wii remote appears onscreen with the flashing text "Do something!" The Strong Bad sprite scratches himself and shrugs, and the text "Nevermind." appears next to the Wii remote. The Strong Bad sprite hangs his head and walks away, and the text "Game Over" fills the screen.}''

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Baba Yaga|Baba Jaga]] is a witch appearing in Slavic folklore.
*The phrase ''[[wikipedia:Marine debris|flotsam and jetsam]]'' describes discarded odds and ends or any objects found floating or washed ashore.
*This safety demonstration partially resembles those done prior to the takeoff of an airplane.

===Trivia===
*The YouTube address hash for this video was given in an Easter egg in [[shapeshifter]].

===Inside References===
*This is another instance in which [[Strong Bad Wearing A Shirt|Strong Bad wears a shirt]] (the flight attendant's uniform).
*The name of the [[YouTube]] account used to upload this video, [http://www.youtube.com/sportsinterviewa sportsinterviewa], is a reference to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]]. The misspelling is a reference to the common practise of accidentally typing the 'A' key instead of the adjacent 'S' key on a standard [[Wikipedia:QWERTY|QWERTY]] keyboard.
*The Baba Jaga's leaving comment, "She Gone!", was also used in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]].
*Strong Bad says this is the [[Best/Worst X Ever|best game he's never played]].
*"Fruitèd plains" is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation.
*This is first instance of a [[Youtube]] video.
*The game footage resembles Strong Bad just "standing there" from [[cartoon]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:George Jetson|George Jetson]] is the father on the animated series ''[[Wikipedia:The Jetsons|The Jetsons]]''.
*Among many other references to the [[Nintendo]] [[Wikipedia:Wii|Wii]] and its ubiquitous safety warnings, the picture of a man swinging a remote is a direct sketch of an actual Wii warning screen.
*The scene with a remote on a table near an open window is modeled after the screen in [[Wikipedia:Wii Sports|Wii Sports]] that instructs players how to pause the game.
*The mention of "fruitèd plains", as well as the red-white-and-blue-striped clouds in the scene, is a reference to the song "[[Wikipedia:America the Beautiful|America the Beautiful]]".

===Fast Forward===
*It is later revealed that [[Telltale Games]] and [[The Brothers Chaps]] were both creating [[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People]], a game to be released as PC and Wii software. "Strong Bad Gameways" can also be viewed at Telltale Games' page for SBCG4AP.

==External Links==
*[[YouTube:3uSyK2RdlUY|watch Strong Bad Gameways (YouTube)]]
*[http://www.telltalegames.com/strongbad/gameways watch Strong Bad Gameways (Telltale Games)]
*[[Forum:13827|forum thread re: "Strong Bad Gameways"]]

{{SBCG4AP}}

replacement

Y2K — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:32:45 GMT

Y2K: /* Fun Facts */

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[[Image:replacement.png|thumb|"Please don't dig up the grave."]]

Strong Bad looks for a replacement for when he retires from answering emails.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Stages|The Stage]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 8, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:22

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Our next show, is a family show. It...is...the email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class= "compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Have you ever thought who will take 
your place when you retire? 
 
Your friend, 
Jeffrey Desterhoft</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You've got a good point there, Jeffy. I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever. I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before. Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?

''{Strong Bad stops typing, picks up a phone, and talks into it, making a sound like a loudspeaker in a supermarket}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.

''{Strong Bad puts down the phone, which is not attached to anything. The Cheat arrives in a blue employee's vest with his name on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, didn't I used to have a throne of some kind?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{points at the stool and makes The Cheat noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, this is my ''stool''. I'm talking about a ''throne''. You know, it had, like...gold nuggets on it, and...a hundred cup holders...some of them velvety cushions...you know, a ''throne''. And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the best way to find a replacement is to subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process that I subjected myself to ''{begins to sound unsure of what he is saying}'' when I started checking these emails?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar standing in the Field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it. ''{holds up a cue card with the word "Gargleman" written on it}'' Gargleman.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds up a cue card that reads "Dumweiner"}'' Dumweiner.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhh, Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Butkus"}'' Butkus.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Crambert"}'' Crambert.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Desterhoft"}'' Desterhoft.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think about it; ''{without hesitation}'' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Perfect score!

''{Cut to the computer room with Strong Bad and Coach Z in front of the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "deleted."

''{He presses a button on the keyboard and the Compy displays DELETED on a blue background, making the standard DELETED sound.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!</blockquote>

'''COACH Z:''' DELORTED!

''{The Compy flashes DELORTED on a yellow background and makes a distorted version of the DELETED sound. Strong Bad looks surprised.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#8B8B00; text-align:center">DELORTED!</blockquote>

''{Cut to the basement with Strong Bad and Bubs and a cardboard box with Strong Sad drawn on it sitting on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the teeth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the grill!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah! Keep going!

'''BUBS:''' ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' Kick ''you'' in the grill!

''{Bubs starts to approach Strong Bad, waving his arms and yelling menacingly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nervously}'' No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!

''{Cut to Marzipan's house with Strong Bad and Marzipan holding [[Carol]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "scroll buttons" song.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard. Play another one!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down, they take you to...

''{Strong Bad groans. Cut to the basement, with Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and the same cardboard box with Strong Sad on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go make him some hummus!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hummus?! No, try something else.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... Give him a foot massage!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks at Strong Sad's [[soolnds]]}'' Those are not feet!

''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat. The Cheat is wearing a cardboard box that has a drawing of himself on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat, and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bends one of his legs back, then pauses}'' Umm... ''{puts his leg back down}'' Crapface.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. ''{typing}'' This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well. I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!

''{Cut to a stage. Music is playing. We see the top part of Strong Bad's head watching each contestant. The first contestant is Marzipan, who spins her ponytail around while moving her head left and right. Cut to Coach Z, who taps his right foot while waving his arms. Cut to Strong Sad simply twitching his fingers. Cut to Bubs shaking his arms while jumping up and down. Cut to Strong Mad, who simply stands in place and yells.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!

''{Cut to Homsar, who shuffles his feet all along the stage. The camera then cuts to and zooms in on Homestar, who is lit by a spotlight. The music changes to the ending of a slow, dramatic song.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And then I put it on my faaaaace...

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well. Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo! Or an even better epitaph!

''{Cut to the field at night. A blank tombstone is on the foreground, and as we hear Strong Bad's voice, his words are carved on the slab.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here lies Strong Bad

''{underneath, in slightly smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter"

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Buried with his hundred girlfriends

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And like, a jillion dollars

''{underneath, in even smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Please don't dig up the grave.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "Cheats" to see another exchange between Strong Bad and The Cheat:

:''{Cut to The Cheat near his light switch, still wearing his uniform.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, into speakerphone}'' A-ttention The Cheat!

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you found that motorcycle yet? ''{slight pause}'' Maybe check in our...stock room.

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' And Dana needs more quarters on register three.

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Hummus|Hummus]] is a paste of pureed chickpeas usually mixed with sesame oil or sesame paste and eaten as a dip or sandwich spread.

=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#alone in the dark|alone in the dark]]".

===Remarks===
[[Image:delorted.png|thumb|DELORTED!]]
*Strong Bad uses a [[disconnected telephone]].


*Strong Bad doesn't interview Strong Mad or Homsar, yet they still take part in the dance contest; he also doesn't interview The Cheat.
*The visible "DELET" part of the [[DELETED]] text is the same size as the "DELOR" part of Coach Z's "DELORTED". At that size, part of the final D and the exclamation point (which are included in the Flash file) wouldn't fit on the screen.
*When Strong Bad types "DANCE CONTEST!" the initial D appears unusually close to the final period in the preceding ellipsis, probably as a result of trying to avoid splitting the phrase at a line break.
*When Strong Bad asks Coach Z for his best "DELETED!", the computer screen says the same thing as the beginning of the email: "You've got a good point there, Jeffy. I suppose I can't..."
*All of Homestar's sentences in this email end in "face."

===Goofs===
*When The Cheat turns to the left screen and exits, the nametag on the right side of his vest moves to the left side and is reversed.
*The sign above Marzipan normally reads "Thank You". In this email, it appears to be blank due to a positioning error in the Flash file.
*Since the font called Engravers is used, the first quotation mark on Strong Bad's gravestone is backwards.
*At the end of the email the moon is facing the back of the gravestone, but the shadow is in front of the moon and the other side is bright.

===Inside References===
*Homestar's repeated use of "crap[[Names Ending in -face|face]]" is related to the way he answered his first SB Email in [[50 emails]].
*Bubs's moves in the dance contest come from the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*Strong Bad first [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]] in [[little animal]].
*Strong Bad previously mentioned gold nuggets in his [[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|character video]].

===Real-World References===
*The Cheat is wearing a blue uniform, typical of [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] employees, but Strong Bad uses a red phone, typical of [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] stores.
*The name "Butkus" refers to [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bears|Chicago Bears]] Hall-Of-Fame linebacker [[Wikipedia:Dick Butkus|Dick Butkus]].
*A [[wikipedia:Grill (jewelry)|Grill]] most likely refers to the dental object people (most prominently rappers) wear on their teeth, but can also mean the mouth/teeth themselves.
*Coach Z's dance is similar to a popular [[Wikipedia:Hardcore punk|hardcore]] dance referred to as "Shootin' the arrow".

===Fast Forward===
*Marzipan's first scroll button song was later used on the [[Scroll Button Songs|Strong Bad Email Menu]], despite him saying that it was the worst song he ever heard.
*Strong Bad would later decide to not die at all in [[your funeral]].
*Marzipan's dance moves would be seen again in [[nightlife]].
*The graves for the eleven former [[The King of Town|Kings of Town]] would be shown, in similar style to Strong Bad's grave, in [[original]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' What's he's saying right now is from an old audio recording that I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt, before we had a video camera, he and his friend, you know, would just make movies and...

'''MATT:''' Radio plays!

'''MIKE:''' On, aha, on audio cassette! He had a bad tape recorder.

'''MATT:''' And our friend TJ said that, and he could, he was like four or something and couldn't talk very well, or at least couldn't re-memorize lines at the time 'cuz he was so young, and it was called "The Hostess Cake": "Our next show is a family show. It is... The Hostess Cake"... Mike, how did he do that with his voice?! That phone's clearly not plugged in!

'''MIKE:''' It's like Coach Z's phone from another cartoon. I dunno. I dunno, Matt. I just make the cartoons.

'''MATT:''' That's clearly a Wal-Mart vest that The Cheat is wearing there, I think, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Also, there's "Alone in the Dark" back there. Is that... this is, okay, this is before that horrible "Alone in the Dark" movie that just came out.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah, did that already come out?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah! It was just in the theater for, like, two days.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Bad idea.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So, what are we— Which one is this? Replacements?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's trying to find an heir to the throne!

'''MATT:''' Oooooh.

''{pause until Strong Bad holds up the "Desterhoft" card}''

'''MIKE:''' ''(sarcastic 'surprised' voice)'' Hey, that's the name of the guy that sent the email!

'''MATT:''' ''(similar voice)'' That's a funny name.

'''MIKE:''' ''{imitates the "Deleted" buzzer, then again as Strong Bad DELETEs the email}''

'''MATT:''' ''{of "DELORTED"}'' Oof. That brown screen is gross. I like it. Now this is our friend [[Craig Zobel]], who... you all know. His favorite thing ever on our website is right here where Bubs attacks Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' That's just me being ba— being a lazy animator. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' ''{partially over the last line}'' No, that was you being a genius.

'''MIKE:''' It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' It's hilarious.

'''MIKE:''' Didn't you record Strong Bad singing one of these scroll buttons songs for the scroll button menu?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I did.

'''MIKE:''' We oughta use that.

'''MATT:''' Never have. Maybe we should. It's been the same one for a while now.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{of the box with Strong Sad's image}'' That Strong Sad drawing is pretty great. The Cheat clearly drew that for him. ''{after Strong Bad's "Those are not feet.}'' What are they called, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Soolnds?

'''MATT:''' Soolnd.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' So we got a dance party coming up where Coach Z is doing our friend Claire's dance.

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I remember... that's a good dance.

'''MIKE:''' There it is.

'''MATT:''' The Claire dance. I don't know if Claire knows that we have Coach Z doing her dance.

'''MIKE:''' Does she know we have a name for her dance?

'''MATT:''' I don't know if she knows that either. I hope she doesn't get mad.

'''MIKE:''' I did all this. That's why the dances are pretty lame.

'''MATT:''' Homestar is singing in a dance contest, Mike. He doesn't, he obviously doesn't know what's going on.

'''MIKE:''' Even if it was a singing contest, it was a pretty bad song.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I dunno what he's talking about, but I dunno what he just put on his face.

''{they laugh}''

'''MATT:''' It's a great song, I think. It's very interesting. It makes you wonder. What did— and what happened that spawned that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't wanna know.

''{pause until The Paper}''

'''MIKE:''' ''(sighs)'' That's it.

'''MATT:''' Preeow.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Hostess (brand)|Hostess]] is a manufacturer of various snack cakes and pastries, most famously the [[Wikipedia:Twinkie|Twinkie]].
*The critically panned 2005 film ''[[IMDB:tt0369226|Alone in the Dark]]'', a box-office failure, was based on the video game of the same name, which was in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in this email.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|105|164}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

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[[Image:replacement.png|thumb|"Please don't dig up the grave."]]

Strong Bad looks for a replacement for when he retires from answering emails.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Stages|The Stage]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' Tuesday, June 8, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:22

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Our next show, is a family show. It...is...the email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class= "compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Have you ever thought who will take 
your place when you retire? 
 
Your friend, 
Jeffrey Desterhoft</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You've got a good point there, Jeffy. I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever. I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before. Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?

''{Strong Bad stops typing, picks up a phone, and talks into it, making a sound like a loudspeaker in a supermarket}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.

''{Strong Bad puts down the phone, which is not attached to anything. The Cheat arrives in a blue employee's vest with his name on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, didn't I used to have a throne of some kind?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{points at the stool and makes The Cheat noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, this is my ''stool''. I'm talking about a ''throne''. You know, it had, like...gold nuggets on it, and...a hundred cup holders...some of them velvety cushions...you know, a ''throne''. And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the best way to find a replacement is to subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process that I subjected myself to ''{begins to sound unsure of what he is saying}'' when I started checking these emails?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar standing in the Field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it. ''{holds up a cue card with the word "Gargleman" written on it}'' Gargleman.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds up a cue card that reads "Dumweiner"}'' Dumweiner.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhh, Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Butkus"}'' Butkus.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Crambert"}'' Crambert.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Desterhoft"}'' Desterhoft.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think about it; ''{without hesitation}'' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Perfect score!

''{Cut to the computer room with Strong Bad and Coach Z in front of the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "deleted."

''{He presses a button on the keyboard and the Compy displays DELETED on a blue background, making the standard DELETED sound.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!</blockquote>

'''COACH Z:''' DELORTED!

''{The Compy flashes DELORTED on a yellow background and makes a distorted version of the DELETED sound. Strong Bad looks surprised.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#8B8B00; text-align:center">DELORTED!</blockquote>

''{Cut to the basement with Strong Bad and Bubs and a cardboard box with Strong Sad drawn on it sitting on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the teeth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the grill!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah! Keep going!

'''BUBS:''' ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' Kick ''you'' in the grill!

''{Bubs starts to approach Strong Bad, waving his arms and yelling menacingly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nervously}'' No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!

''{Cut to Marzipan's house with Strong Bad and Marzipan holding [[Carol]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "scroll buttons" song.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard. Play another one!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down, they take you to...

''{Strong Bad groans. Cut to the basement, with Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and the same cardboard box with Strong Sad on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go make him some hummus!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hummus?! No, try something else.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... Give him a foot massage!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks at Strong Sad's [[soolnds]]}'' Those are not feet!

''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat. The Cheat is wearing a cardboard box that has a drawing of himself on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat, and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bends one of his legs back, then pauses}'' Umm... ''{puts his leg back down}'' Crapface.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. ''{typing}'' This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well. I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!

''{Cut to a stage. Music is playing. We see the top part of Strong Bad's head watching each contestant. The first contestant is Marzipan, who spins her ponytail around while moving her head left and right. Cut to Coach Z, who taps his right foot while waving his arms. Cut to Strong Sad simply twitching his fingers. Cut to Bubs shaking his arms while jumping up and down. Cut to Strong Mad, who simply stands in place and yells.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!

''{Cut to Homsar, who shuffles his feet all along the stage. The camera then cuts to and zooms in on Homestar, who is lit by a spotlight. The music changes to the ending of a slow, dramatic song.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And then I put it on my faaaaace...

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well. Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo! Or an even better epitaph!

''{Cut to the field at night. A blank tombstone is on the foreground, and as we hear Strong Bad's voice, his words are carved on the slab.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here lies Strong Bad

''{underneath, in slightly smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter"

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Buried with his hundred girlfriends

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And like, a jillion dollars

''{underneath, in even smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Please don't dig up the grave.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "Cheats" to see another exchange between Strong Bad and The Cheat:

:''{Cut to The Cheat near his light switch, still wearing his uniform.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, into speakerphone}'' A-ttention The Cheat!

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you found that motorcycle yet? ''{slight pause}'' Maybe check in our...stock room.

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' And Dana needs more quarters on register three.

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Hummus|Hummus]] is a paste of pureed chickpeas usually mixed with sesame oil or sesame paste and eaten as a dip or sandwich spread.

=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#alone in the dark|alone in the dark]]".

===Remarks===
[[Image:delorted.png|thumb|DELORTED!]]
*Strong Bad uses a [[disconnected telephone]].


*Strong Bad doesn't interview Strong Mad or Homsar, yet they still take part in the dance contest; he also doesn't interview The Cheat.
*The visible "DELET" part of the [[DELETED]] text is the same size as the "DELOR" part of Coach Z's "DELORTED". At that size, part of the final D and the exclamation point (which are included in the Flash file) wouldn't fit on the screen.
*When Strong Bad types "DANCE CONTEST!" the initial D appears unusually close to the final period in the preceding ellipsis, probably as a result of trying to avoid splitting the phrase at a line break.
*When Strong Bad asks Coach Z for his best "DELETED!", the computer screen says the same thing as the beginning of the email: "You've got a good point there, Jeffy. I suppose I can't..."
*All of Homestar's sentences in this email end in "face."

===Goofs===
*When The Cheat turns to the left screen and exits, the nametag on the right side of his vest moves to the left side and is reversed.
*The sign above Marzipan normally reads "Thank You". In this email, it appears to be blank due to a positioning error in the Flash file.
*Since the font called Engravers is used, the first quotation mark on Strong Bad's gravestone is backwards.
*At the end of the email the moon is facing the back of the gravestone, but the shadow is in front of the moon and the other side is bright.

===Inside References===
*Homestar's repeated use of "crap[[Names Ending in -face|face]]" is related to the way he answered his first SB Email in [[50 emails]].
*Bubs's moves in the dance contest come from the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*Strong Bad first [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]] in [[little animal]].
*Strong Bad previously mentioned gold nuggets in his [[Strong Bad#Character Video Transcript|character video]].

===Real-World References===
*The Cheat is wearing a blue uniform, typical of [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] employees, but Strong Bad uses a red phone, typical of [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] stores.
*The name "Butkus" refers to [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bears|Chicago Bears]] Hall-Of-Fame linebacker [[Wikipedia:Dick Butkus|Dick Butkus]].
*A [[wikipedia:Grill (jewelry)|Grill]] most likely refers to the dental object people (most prominently rappers) wear on their teeth, but can also mean the mouth/teeth themselves.
*Coach Z's dance is similar to a popular [[Wikipedia:Hardcore punk|hardcore]] dance referred to as "Shootin' the arrow".

===Fast Forward===
*Marzipan's first scroll button song was later used on the [[Scroll Button Songs|Strong Bad Email Menu]], despite him saying that it was the worst song he ever heard.
*Strong Bad would later decide to not die at all in [[your funeral]].
*Marzipan's dance moves would be seen again in [[nightlife]].
*The graves for the eleven former [[The King of Town|Kings of Town]] would be shown, in similar style to Strong Bad's grave, in [[original]].

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' What's he's saying right now is from an old audio recording that I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt, before we had a video camera, he and his friend, you know, would just make movies and...

'''MATT:''' Radio plays!

'''MIKE:''' On, aha, on audio cassette! He had a bad tape recorder.

'''MATT:''' And our friend TJ said that, and he could, he was like four or something and couldn't talk very well, or at least couldn't re-memorize lines at the time 'cuz he was so young, and it was called "The Hostess Cake": "Our next show is a family show. It is... The Hostess Cake"... Mike, how did he do that with his voice?! That phone's clearly not plugged in!

'''MIKE:''' It's like Coach Z's phone from another cartoon. I dunno. I dunno, Matt. I just make the cartoons.

'''MATT:''' That's clearly a Wal-Mart vest that The Cheat is wearing there, I think, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Also, there's "Alone in the Dark" back there. Is that... this is, okay, this is before that horrible "Alone in the Dark" movie that just came out.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah, did that already come out?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah! It was just in the theater for, like, two days.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Bad idea.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So, what are we— Which one is this? Replacements?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's trying to find an heir to the throne!

'''MATT:''' Oooooh.

''{pause until Strong Bad holds up the "Desterhoft" card}''

'''MIKE:''' ''(sarcastic 'surprised' voice)'' Hey, that's the name of the guy that sent the email!

'''MATT:''' ''(similar voice)'' That's a funny name.

'''MIKE:''' ''{imitates the "Deleted" buzzer, then again as Strong Bad DELETEs the email}''

'''MATT:''' ''{of "DELORTED"}'' Oof. That brown screen is gross. I like it. Now this is our friend [[Craig Zobel]], who... you all know. His favorite thing ever on our website is right here where Bubs attacks Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' That's just me being ba— being a lazy animator. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' ''{partially over the last line}'' No, that was you being a genius.

'''MIKE:''' It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' It's hilarious.

'''MIKE:''' Didn't you record Strong Bad singing one of these scroll buttons songs for the scroll button menu?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I did.

'''MIKE:''' We oughta use that.

'''MATT:''' Never have. Maybe we should. It's been the same one for a while now.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{of the box with Strong Sad's image}'' That Strong Sad drawing is pretty great. The Cheat clearly drew that for him. ''{after Strong Bad's "Those are not feet.}'' What are they called, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Soolnds?

'''MATT:''' Soolnd.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' So we got a dance party coming up where Coach Z is doing our friend Claire's dance.

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I remember... that's a good dance.

'''MIKE:''' There it is.

'''MATT:''' The Claire dance. I don't know if Claire knows that we have Coach Z doing her dance.

'''MIKE:''' Does she know we have a name for her dance?

'''MATT:''' I don't know if she knows that either. I hope she doesn't get mad.

'''MIKE:''' I did all this. That's why the dances are pretty lame.

'''MATT:''' Homestar is singing in a dance contest, Mike. He doesn't, he obviously doesn't know what's going on.

'''MIKE:''' Even if it was a singing contest, it was a pretty bad song.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I dunno what he's talking about, but I dunno what he just put on his face.

''{they laugh}''

'''MATT:''' It's a great song, I think. It's very interesting. It makes you wonder. What did— and what happened that spawned that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't wanna know.

''{pause until The Paper}''

'''MIKE:''' ''(sighs)'' That's it.

'''MATT:''' Preeow.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]] is a manufacturer of various snack cakes and pastries, most famously the [[Wikipedia:Twinkie|Twinkie]].
*The critically panned 2005 film ''[[IMDB:tt0369226|Alone in the Dark]]'', a box-office failure, was based on the video game of the same name, which was in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in this email.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|105|164}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

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<line start="2" end="42" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="66" end="116" speaker="strongbad">Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.</line>
<line start="117" end="158" speaker="strongbad">Once a time, he was in the field doing some yard work.</line>
<line start="159" end="206">
<bookhomestar>This yard work is hard work!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>quipped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="207" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad and his The Cheat rolled up and started talking smack.</line>
<line start="250" end="317" speaker="bookstrongbad">You look dumb and stuff! Doing yardwork is only for the loseriest of losers!</line>
<line start="318" end="367" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner was saddened by this bit of news and felt ashamed.</line>
<line start="372" end="401" speaker="bookhomestar">I never want to be a loser again!</line>
<line start="402" end="436">
<bookhomestar>I never want to be a loser again!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>he said, and somersaulted away.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="437" end="509" speaker="strongbad">He somersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he was really tired.</line>
<line start="510" end="535">
<bookhomestar>Phew,</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="550" end="601" speaker="strongbad">Just then it felt like a small animal tried to burst out of The Homestar Runner's craw.</line>
<line start="605" end="652">
<strongsad>That is unsightly and make it go away!</strongsad>
<strongbad>shrieked some fat girl.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="655" end="698">
<bookhomestar>Something is stuck in my craw!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>declared The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="699" end="778" speaker="strongbad">For days upon days, he slinked around town trying to hide whatever it was that was stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="780" end="811" speaker="strongbad">One day he put a wig on it.</line>
<line start="812" end="877">
<coachz>That's one nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!</coachz>
<strongbad>pronounced Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="878" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Another day, he painted it green and drew some stripes on it.</line>
<line start="927" end="983">
<bubs>Man! When is that nasty thing gonna go away-way?!</bubs>
<strongbad>queried Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="984" end="1029" speaker="strongbad">Finally he asked the Ghost of Christmas Suck what to do.</line>
<line start="1030" end="1083">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1084" end="1103">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1104" end="1137" speaker="strongbad">So The Homestar Runner tried talking to his craw lump.</line>
<line start="1138" end="1159" speaker="bookhomestar">Why don't you just go away?</line>
<line start="1160" end="1175">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1176" end="1193">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>But it didn't answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1194" end="1218" speaker="bookhomestar">I just wish I knew where you came from.</line>
<line start="1219" end="1235">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1236" end="1252">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>Still no answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1269" end="1322" speaker="strongbad">Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat walked up and started laughing their rear ends off.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1411">
<bookstrongbad>Ha ha ha ha ha! That guy is talking to a thing that's not a person,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>cackled Strong Bad with sort of a nose.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1412" end="1436" speaker="bookhomestar">Hey, you leave him outta this!</line>
<line start="1437" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">Right about that time, the thing stuck in his craw popped out!</line>
<line start="1475" end="1479" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
<line start="1484" end="1521">
<bookhomestar>Land's end!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>yelped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1522" end="1583" speaker="strongbad">The craw object, or crawbject, unfurled and was revealed to be</line>
<line start="1584" end="1618" speaker="strongbad">A red shirt with a big white star!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1665">
<bookhomestar>That is one pointy duck!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said the smartest person in the world.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1666" end="1698">
<bubs>Don't you look a sight,</bubs>
<strongbad>said Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1699" end="1762">
<coachz>Now I can truly see you're a terrific airthlete,</coachz>
<strongbad>realized Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1763" end="1817">
<bookhomestar>I couldn't have done it without my craw!!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1818" end="1875" speaker="strongbad">Then he somersaulted to Mars and brought them all back meatball subs.</line>
<line start="1876" end="1942">
<bookstrongbad>I still hate you and later on, you gonna get cut,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>threatened tuff-as-nails Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1943" end="1972" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1973" end="1992" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2010" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="2011" end="2053" speaker="homestar">Bravo Strong Bad! You simply must read one more!</line>
<line start="2056" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed?</line>
<line start="2124" end="2145" speaker="strongsad">There is no such kids' book!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:stuckincraw/en

Y2K — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:40:57 GMT

Y2K: Floop... Again...

{{subtitles|The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="stuckincraw.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="2" end="42" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="66" end="116" speaker="strongbad">Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.</line>
<line start="117" end="158" speaker="strongbad">Once a time, he was in the field doing some yard work.</line>
<line start="159" end="181">
<bookhomestar>This yard work is hard work!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>quipped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="207" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad and his The Cheat rolled up and started talking smack.</line>
<line start="250" end="317" speaker="bookstrongbad">You look dumb and stuff! Doing yardwork is only for the loseriest of losers!</line>
<line start="318" end="367" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner was saddened by this bit of news and felt ashamed.</line>
<line start="372" end="401" speaker="bookhomestar">I never want to be a loser again!</line>
<line start="402" end="436">
<bookhomestar>I never want to be a loser again!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>he said, and somersaulted away.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="437" end="509" speaker="strongbad">He somersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he was really tired.</line>
<line start="510" end="535">
<bookhomestar>Phew,</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="550" end="601" speaker="strongbad">Just then it felt like a small animal tried to burst out of The Homestar Runner's craw.</line>
<line start="605" end="652">
<strongsad>That is unsightly and make it go away!</strongsad>
<strongbad>shrieked some fat girl.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="655" end="698">
<bookhomestar>Something is stuck in my craw!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>declared The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="699" end="778" speaker="strongbad">For days upon days, he slinked around town trying to hide whatever it was that was stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="780" end="811" speaker="strongbad">One day he put a wig on it.</line>
<line start="812" end="877">
<coachz>That's one nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!</coachz>
<strongbad>pronounced Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="878" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Another day, he painted it green and drew some stripes on it.</line>
<line start="927" end="983">
<bubs>Man! When is that nasty thing gonna go away-way?!</bubs>
<strongbad>queried Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="984" end="1029" speaker="strongbad">Finally he asked the Ghost of Christmas Suck what to do.</line>
<line start="1030" end="1083">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1084" end="1103">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1104" end="1137" speaker="strongbad">So The Homestar Runner tried talking to his craw lump.</line>
<line start="1138" end="1158" speaker="bookhomestar">Why don't you just go away?</line>
<line start="1160" end="1175">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1176" end="1193">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>But it didn't answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1194" end="1218" speaker="bookhomestar">I just wish I knew where you came from.</line>
<line start="1219" end="1234">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1236" end="1252">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>Still no answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1269" end="1322" speaker="strongbad">Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat walked up and started laughing their rear ends off.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1411">
<bookstrongbad>Ha ha ha ha ha! That guy is talking to a thing that's not a person,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>cackled Strong Bad with sort of a nose.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1412" end="1436" speaker="bookhomestar">Hey, you leave him outta this!</line>
<line start="1437" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">Right about that time, the thing stuck in his craw popped out!</line>
<line start="1475" end="1479" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
<line start="1484" end="1521">
<bookhomestar>Land's end!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>yelped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1522" end="1583" speaker="strongbad">The craw object, or crawbject, unfurled and was revealed to be</line>
<line start="1584" end="1618" speaker="strongbad">A red shirt with a big white star!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1665">
<bookhomestar>That is one pointy duck!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said the smartest person in the world.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1666" end="1698">
<bubs>Don't you look a sight,</bubs>
<strongbad>said Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1699" end="1762">
<coachz>Now I can truly see you're a terrific airthlete,</coachz>
<strongbad>realized Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1763" end="1817">
<bookhomestar>I couldn't have done it without my craw!!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1818" end="1875" speaker="strongbad">Then he somersaulted to Mars and brought them all back meatball subs.</line>
<line start="1876" end="1942">
<bookstrongbad>I still hate you and later on, you gonna get cut,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>threatened tuff-as-nails Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1943" end="1972" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1973" end="1992" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2010" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="2011" end="2053" speaker="homestar">Bravo Strong Bad! You simply must read one more!</line>
<line start="2056" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed?</line>
<line start="2124" end="2145" speaker="strongsad">There is no such kids' book!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:stuckincraw/en

Y2K — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:38:15 GMT

Y2K: Floop...

{{subtitles|The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="stuckincraw.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="2" end="42" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="66" end="116" speaker="strongbad">Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.</line>
<line start="117" end="158" speaker="strongbad">Once a time, he was in the field doing some yard work.</line>
<line start="159" end="181">
<bookhomestar>This yard work is hard work!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>quipped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="207" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad and his The Cheat rolled up and started talking smack.</line>
<line start="250" end="317" speaker="bookstrongbad">You look dumb and stuff! Doing yardwork is only for the loseriest of losers!</line>
<line start="318" end="367" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner was saddened by this bit of news and felt ashamed.</line>
<line start="372" end="401" speaker="bookhomestar">I never want to be a loser again!</line>
<line start="402" end="436">
<bookhomestar>I never want to be a loser again!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>he said, and somersaulted away.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="437" end="509" speaker="strongbad">He somersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he was really tired.</line>
<line start="510" end="535">
<bookhomestar>Phew,</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="550" end="601" speaker="strongbad">Just then it felt like a small animal tried to burst out of The Homestar Runner's craw.</line>
<line start="605" end="652">
<strongsad>That is unsightly and make it go away!</strongsad>
<strongbad>shrieked some fat girl.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="655" end="698">
<bookhomestar>Something is stuck in my craw!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>declared The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="699" end="778" speaker="strongbad">For days upon days, he slinked around town trying to hide whatever it was that was stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="780" end="811" speaker="strongbad">One day he put a wig on it.</line>
<line start="812" end="877">
<coachz>That's one nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!</coachz>
<strongbad>pronounced Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="878" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Another day, he painted it green and drew some stripes on it.</line>
<line start="927" end="983">
<bubs>Man! When is that nasty thing gonna go away-way?!</bubs>
<strongbad>queried Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="984" end="1029" speaker="strongbad">Finally he asked the Ghost of Christmas Suck what to do.</line>
<line start="1030" end="1083">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1084" end="1103">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1104" end="1137" speaker="strongbad">So The Homestar Runner tried talking to his craw lump.</line>
<line start="1138" end="1158" speaker="bookhomestar">Why don't you just go away?</line>
<line start="1160" end="1175">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1176" end="1193">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>But it didn't answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1194" end="1218" speaker="bookhomestar">I just wish I knew where you came from.</line>
<line start="1219" end="1234">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1236" end="1252">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>Still no answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1269" end="1322" speaker="strongbad">Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat walked up and started laughing their rear ends off.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1411">
<bookstrongbad>Ha ha ha ha ha! That guy is talking to a thing that's not a person,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>cackled Strong Bad with sort of a nose.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1412" end="1436" speaker="bookhomestar">Hey, you leave him outta this!</line>
<line start="1437" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">Right about that time, the thing stuck in his craw popped out!</line>
<line start="1475" end="1479" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
<line start="1484" end="1521">
<bookhomestar>Land's end!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>yelped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1522" end="1583" speaker="strongbad">The craw object, or crawbject, unfurled and was revealed to be</line>
<line start="1584" end="1618" speaker="strongbad">A red shirt with a big white star!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1665">
<bookhomestar>That is one pointy duck!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said the smartest person in the world.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1666" end="1698">
<bubs>Don't you look a sight,</bubs>
<strongbad>said Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1699" end="1762">
<coachz>Now I can truly see you're a terrific airthlete,</line>
<strongbad>realized Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1763" end="1817">
<bookhomestar>I couldn't have done it without my craw!!</line>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1818" end="1875" speaker="strongbad">Then he somersaulted to Mars and brought them all back meatball subs.</line>
<line start="1876" end="1942">
<bookstrongbad>I still hate you and later on, you gonna get cut,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>threatened tuff-as-nails Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1943" end="1972" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1973" end="1992" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2010" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="2011" end="2053" speaker="homestar">Bravo Strong Bad! You simply must read one more!</line>
<line start="2056" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed?</line>
<line start="2124" end="2145" speaker="strongsad">There is no such kids' book!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>

Subtitles:stuckincraw/en

Y2K — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:37:09 GMT

Y2K: Slightly improved.

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="stuckincraw.swf" width="550" height="400">

<line start="2" end="42" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner gets something stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="66" end="116" speaker="strongbad">Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.</line>
<line start="117" end="158" speaker="strongbad">Once a time, he was in the field doing some yard work.</line>
<line start="159" end="181">
<bookhomestar>This yard work is hard work!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>quipped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="207" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad and his The Cheat rolled up and started talking smack.</line>
<line start="250" end="317" speaker="bookstrongbad">You look dumb and stuff! Doing yardwork is only for the loseriest of losers!</line>
<line start="318" end="367" speaker="strongbad">The Homestar Runner was saddened by this bit of news and felt ashamed.</line>
<line start="372" end="401" speaker="bookhomestar">I never want to be a loser again!</line>
<line start="402" end="436">
<bookhomestar>I never want to be a loser again!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>he said, and somersaulted away.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="437" end="509" speaker="strongbad">He somersaulted around the world fifty times and only stopped because he was really tired.</line>
<line start="510" end="535">
<bookhomestar>Phew,</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="550" end="601" speaker="strongbad">Just then it felt like a small animal tried to burst out of The Homestar Runner's craw.</line>
<line start="605" end="652">
<strongsad>That is unsightly and make it go away!</strongsad>
<strongbad>shrieked some fat girl.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="655" end="698">
<bookhomestar>Something is stuck in my craw!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>declared The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="699" end="778" speaker="strongbad">For days upon days, he slinked around town trying to hide whatever it was that was stuck in his craw.</line>
<line start="780" end="811" speaker="strongbad">One day he put a wig on it.</line>
<line start="812" end="877">
<coachz>That's one nice wig ya got on your craw growth job there Homestar Runguy!</coachz>
<strongbad>pronounced Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="878" end="926" speaker="strongbad">Another day, he painted it green and drew some stripes on it.</line>
<line start="927" end="983">
<bubs>Man! When is that nasty thing gonna go away-way?!</bubs>
<strongbad>queried Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="984" end="1029" speaker="strongbad">Finally he asked the Ghost of Christmas Suck what to do.</line>
<line start="1030" end="1083">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1084" end="1103">
<strongsad>Sensible people solve their problems with words, not disguises,</strongsad>
<strongbad>advised Strong Sad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1104" end="1137" speaker="strongbad">So The Homestar Runner tried talking to his craw lump.</line>
<line start="1138" end="1158" speaker="bookhomestar">Why don't you just go away?</line>
<line start="1160" end="1175">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1176" end="1193">
<bookhomestar>Why don't you just go away?</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>But it didn't answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1194" end="1218" speaker="bookhomestar">I just wish I knew where you came from.</line>
<line start="1219" end="1234">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1236" end="1252">
<bookhomestar>I just wish I knew where you came from.</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>Still no answer.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1269" end="1322" speaker="strongbad">Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat walked up and started laughing their rear ends off.</line>
<line start="1323" end="1411">
<bookstrongbad>Ha ha ha ha ha! That guy is talking to a thing that's not a person,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>cackled Strong Bad with sort of a nose.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1412" end="1436" speaker="bookhomestar">Hey, you leave him outta this!</line>
<line start="1437" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">Right about that time, the thing stuck in his craw popped out!</line>
<line start="1475" end="1479" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
<line start="1484" end="1521">
<bookhomestar>Land's end!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>yelped The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1522" end="1583" speaker="strongbad">The craw object, or crawbject, unfurled and was revealed to be</line>
<line start="1584" end="1618" speaker="strongbad">A red shirt with a big white star!</line>
<line start="1619" end="1665">
<bookhomestar>That is one pointy duck!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad>said the smartest person in the world.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1666" end="1698">
<bubs>Don't you look a sight,</bubs>
<strongbad>said Bubs.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1699" end="1762">
<coachz>Now I can truly see you're a terrific airthlete,</line>
<strongbad>realized Coach Zee.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1763" end="1817">
<bookhomestar>I couldn't have done it without my craw!!</line>
<strongbad>said The Homestar Runner.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1818" end="1875" speaker="strongbad">Then he somersaulted to Mars and brought them all back meatball subs.</line>
<line start="1876" end="1942">
<bookstrongbad>I still hate you and later on, you gonna get cut,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad>threatened tuff-as-nails Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1943" end="1972" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1973" end="1992" speaker="bookhomestar">Oh, Strong Bad! Ding!</line>
<line start="1998" end="2010" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
<line start="2011" end="2053" speaker="homestar">Bravo Strong Bad! You simply must read one more!</line>
<line start="2056" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed?</line>
<line start="2124" end="2145" speaker="strongsad">There is no such kids' book!</line>
</transcript>

environment

Y2K — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:04:34 GMT

Y2K: /* Real-World References */ It also resembles...

{{sbenav|186}}
[[Image:sbemail186.png|thumb|"Are you guys picketing my computer?"]]
Strong Bad explains how he is helping the environment.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The Cheat}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]], [[Homestar's House]], [[Coach Z's Locker Room]]

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' Monday, January 7, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

==Transcript==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checkin' checkin' emails in 2008! Checkin' checkin' Strong Bad fit to regulate! ''{brings up the email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>subject: high time</div>
Dear Strong Bad, 
We realize that you are a busy fellow, but my friend and 
I cannot help but think that you could be doing more to 
help the environment. This is your planet too, you know. 
Lyd and Jules, 
ID and MO, respectively 
</blockquote>
''{reads ID as "idiot" and MO as "moron"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well...ladies? I do plenty to help the environment. Nobody ever gives me credit for my most significant contribution. ''{clears the screen}'' Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is NOT drop a piano on Marzipan's head. Who knows how many greenhouse gases I've rescued as a result of not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole. And don't forget my New Year's resolution to stop watering her plants with bleach. Now I water them strictly with ''{cut to Marzipan's house and a close up on her flowers}'' recycled cigarette butts.

''{Cigarette butts are dumped on one of the flowers.}''

'''FLOWER:''' ''{coughing}'' Oh, that's good stuff.

''{cut back to the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So, there ya go possibly ladies. My boat take— 
'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' ''{faintly, chanting}'' Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy! Scrappy the Lappy!

''{cut to The Computer Room's window where the silhouette of two pickets signs are seen. Strong Sad and Marzipan continue underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the—?

''{cut to The Field. Strong Sad holds up a sign that says "Scrap the Lappy". Marzipan holds a sign saying "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!". Strong Bad enters from the right.}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' We think it's really crappy!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you guys picketing my computer?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yes we are! That Lappy is energy sappy!

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's very clever. How long did it take you to think up—

''{cut back to shot of all three}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Three days.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Just look at your power bill from last month.

'''STRONG SAD:''' The bill itself uses eight trees' worth of paper

''{pan over to reveal a stack of paper marked "BILLS!"}''

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you trying to tell me that $70,000 power bills aren't the norm?

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Strong Bad, every time you press enter on the Lappy, the rest of us lose power.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' For real?

''{Push wipe back to the Lappy. There is a list labeled "Okay for Mom" on the screen with various euphemisms for buttocks within it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing in the list}'' tuckus ''{presses enter}'' hinders ''{presses enter}'' bwathom ''{presses enter}'' boontockle ''{presses enter}''

''{Push wipe to Homestar Runner with an [[Atari 2600]] joystick.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww... ''{lights come on}'' I'm about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Awww.... ''{reverse shot of the TV that reads "PLEASE INSERT GAME PAK, KID!"}'' I'm really about to win! ''{room darkens}'' Again with the awww....

''{cut to close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fine! I'll just start using the Lappy's battery instead.

''{cut back to The Field}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, sorry. ''{medium shot of Strong Sad}'' Every time you use that battery, 45 acres of rain forest are burned to the ground!

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I knew the Lappy was awesome, but I had no idea of her destructive power! ''{cut to shot of all three}'' I gotta get Bubs to help me to overclock it and see if we can't get that up to an even 50 acres.

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' You really have to do something, Strong Bad. Even Coach Z does all of his cooking with hydroelectric.

''{cut to a close up of Coach Z's hand in the [[showering|shower]], holding a soggy hot dog.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ah, the world famous Coach Z Sog Dog. ''{words appear on the screen as he says it}'' Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!

''{cut back to The Field, close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait. So, alls I got to do is take something I already do and word it differently so it sounds eco-friendly?

''{cut back to all three}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah, that's what we do mostly.

''{medium shot of Strong Sad}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Check out my sustainable MP3 player.

''{medium shot of Marzipan}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' And my organic ''Thelma and Louise'' DVD.

''{close up of Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah, okay. And say hello to my 65 mile per gallon hybrid piano!

''{long shot in silhouette of The Field. A piano is seen dropping and Strong Sad and Marzipan scatter}''

'''STRONG SAD and MARZIPAN:''' Al Gore's beard!

''{the piano is seen smashed in the field next to Strong Bad. Cut back to the Lappy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there, there, THERE we go, maybe ladies. Strong Bad and the environment are now making out in the parent's basement of a solar-powered house. Take a look at the Lappy's new environmentally compliant sticker compliance sticker! ''{close up of the sticker next to the Lappy 486 logo}'' And it's got a picture of a little leaf on it, so you know it's good for the environment. ''{zoom out to the Lappy; resumes typing}'' So until next week, my boat take—

''{The Cheat noises are heard and the Lappy's screen goes dark. Zoom out to see a panting The Cheat (painted green) in a hamster wheel hooked up the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on green The Cheat! ''{The Cheat resumes running in the wheel}'' That's good, that's good! Only 17 more hours and I can press send.

''{[[New Paper]] comes down reading: 
"Click gently to eco-mail Strong Bad. 
printed on 100% post-consumer brown paper with green ink"}''

''{pause for a little while, as the hamster wheel sound effect fades out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow. That is one whisper quiet hamster wheel.

==Easter Eggs==
[[Image:IdiotAndMoron.png|thumb|"Idiot and Moron"]]
*When Strong Bad says "Idiot and Moron, respectively," click on "ID and MO" to see an image of the states Idaho and Montana dancing with goofy faces.
**Click on Montana to change it into Missouri and "idiot and moron" into "[[Mike Chapman|Mike]] is a moron!"
*At the end, click on The Cheat to see a button extolling the virtues of GreenCheat.
*At the end, after Strong Bad comments on the hamster wheel, click on the wall outlet.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing his "Okay for Mom" list on the Lappy}'' Boat take... ''{hits Enter}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{still trying to play his Atari 2600 game}'' This is the easiest video game I've ever played.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*Game Pak is the official name for a cartridge for any of [[Nintendo]]'s early video game consoles.
*"100% post-consumer" is used to indicate the amount and source of recycled material. In this case, all of the paper material comes from sources other than leftovers from manufacturing and is considered environmentally superior.
*[[Wikipedia:Overclocking|Overclocking]] is having a computer component run faster than the designed speed, usually referring to CPUs.

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's list reads:
<blockquote class="lappy email">
Okay for Mom 
1. rear-end 
2. back parts 
3. fanny 
4. tush 
5. tushie 
6. buns 
7. booty 
8. can 
9. tuckus 
10. hinders 
11. bwathom 
12. boontockle</blockquote>

<blockquote class="lappy email">
107. hiney 
108. patootie 
109. bum 
110. rump 
111. trunk 
112. sit-part 
113. boat take</blockquote>

*Strong Bad claims that his monthly power bill is $70,000. Assuming that he pays the US national average price of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epm/table5_6_a.html 9.86¢/kWh], that would mean that he uses approximately 710 MWh/month (megawatt hours per month). This would be roughly 800 times more than the average usage of [http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/reps/enduse/er01_us.html 888 kWh/month] per US household.
**Assuming Strong Bad leaves the Lappy on all the time and he doesn't have any other ridiculous power consumers in his house, it can be computed that the Lappy's consumption demand is just under one megawatt.
*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#gamma force|gamma force]]".

===Remarks===
*Though the email senders say they are from Idaho and Missouri (ID and MO), the Easter egg shows the states Idaho and Montana (ID and MT). The next day, an additional Easter egg was added, fixing this and poking fun at the mistake.
*The only United States marketed hybrid car to achieve 65 miles per gallon was the [[wikipedia:Honda Insight|Honda Insight]] (61/70 mpg). It is no longer produced. Currently, the most efficient hybrid car is the [[wikipedia:Toyota Prius|Toyota Prius]] (45/48 mpg)
*Just like Strong Sad in [[concert]], Homestar is either playing with a left handed Atari 2600 joystick or is playing with the joystick sideways. The standard joystick has its button in the upper left hand corner.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is playing the game and the power goes out, every time he sighs, the wire sticks out of the top of the controller.
*After the close-up on it, Lappy's "Environmentally Compliant Sticker" sticker disappears, and does not reappear until the end of the e-mail.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad claims he begins each day by "[[Not X|NOT]] dropping a piano on Marzipan".
*The window above the computer desk was last seen in [[cheat talk]] and the CGI portion of [[strongbad_email.exe Disc One|Disc 1]] of the [[strongbad_email.exe|Strong Bad Email DVD]].
*Marzipan and Strong Sad previously behaved as a team of environmental activists, as related on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]].
*Strong Bad [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiles]] when he announces for his eco-friendly piano.
*The email references [[smoking]].
*Homestar mentions the game he's playing is "[[This is the (adjective) video game I've ever played|the easiest he's ever played]]".
*Marzipole and eco-mail are [[portmanteaus]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Strong Sad's iPod|Strong Sad's MP3 player]] strongly resembles an [[Wikipedia:iPhone|iPhone]] (or an [[wikipedia:iPod Touch|iPod Touch]]).
*''[[Wikipedia:Thelma & Louise|Thelma & Louise]]'' is a 1991 film starring [[Wikipedia:Geena Davis|Geena Davis]] as Thelma and [[Wikipedia:Susan Sarandon|Susan Sarandon]] as Louise.
*The exclamation "Al Gore's beard!" is reference to 45th Vice President of the United States and noted environmental activist [[Wikipedia:Al Gore|Al Gore]], who after losing the 2000 presidential campaign famously grew a beard and went into seclusion for a short period of time before refocusing on the environment.
*The "Environmentally Compliant" sticker is a play on [[Wikipedia:Energy Star|Energy Star]] and similar certifications used on electronics devices to rate their electricity consumption.
*"GreenCheat" is likely a play on [[Wikipedia:Greenpeace|Greenpeace]].
**Also, the font on the GreenCheat button strongly resembles that of the [[Wikipedia:Hot Wheels|Hot Wheels]] logo.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|186|13302}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Strong Sad's iPod

Y2K — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:01:24 GMT

Y2K: /* Strong Sad's new iPod */ It also resembles...

[[Image:strongsads ipod screenshot.png|thumb|The iPod]]
[[Image:Strong Sad with iPod.PNG|thumb|left|Strong Sad listening to his iPod]]

The '''iPod''' is a portable music player [[Strong Sad]] is seen with that has [[Strong Bad]]'s "Song About [[Sibbie]]" on it. It was one of Strong Bad's and [[The Cheat]]'s stolen goods in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]. The device has been identified as a [[Wikipedia:IPod#First generation|first]] or [[Wikipedia:IPod#Second generation|second-generation]] [[Wikipedia:IPod|Apple iPod]]; it can not possibly be a [[Wikipedia:IPod#Third generation|third-generation]] iPod (which would have four buttons horizontally under the screen), a [[Wikipedia:IPod#Fourth generation|fourth-generation]] iPod (which would not have the buttons outside the click wheel), or a [[Wikipedia:IPod#Fifth generation|fifth-generation]] iPod (which would have a larger screen and a click wheel). Additionally, since "Songs" appears on the screen instead of "Browse," it is probably running iPod software version 1.5 or newer.

In [[Podstar Runner]], a different, fifth-generation iPod is seen next to the [[Floppy Disk Container]]. Strangely, this video iPod has the headphone jack located at the top center, while the real fifth-generation has the jack at the right.

===Appearances===
*'''Debut:''' Email [[sibbie]]
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]

==Strong Sad's new iPod==
[[Image:SSiPhone.png|thumb|"Check out my sustainable MP3 player."]]

In the email [[environment]], Strong Sad is shown with a new MP3 player. This new one strongly resembles an Apple [[Wikipedia:iPhone|iPhone]] (or an [[wikipedia:iPod Touch|iPod Touch]]) with its black case and touch screen for navigation.

[[Category:Electronics|IPod, Strong Sad's]]

Talk:"Er" pronounced as "Oi"

Y2K — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:39:50 GMT

Y2K: Renaming headers to show suggeted relocation ideas.

== Rename: [[Brooklyn Accents]] ==

The current title does not aply to 1/2 of the listed appearances. Can we move this article to [[Brooklyn Accents]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:37, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:Umm... it applies to all of them. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:43, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::You don't spell learn, work, or turkey with "er". [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:51, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Also, "Toikey" isn't actually ''pronounced'' in the latest toon, just spelled (as far as I remember). I agree that the title should be changed to something better.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:58, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::::The opening of the article makes it clear we're talking about an "er" sound, though, not necessarily the spelling. I don't think a change is needed. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:59, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::::Ah... i see both points... '''neutral''' {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:12, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:::::Clarification: If someone can think of a more suitable name, I'd consider supporting it, but [[Brooklyn Accents]] is not good, as a Brooklyn accent consists of much more than just saying "er" as "oi". {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

::::::No change. It's talking about pronounciation of the "er" sound, so it doesn't matter if you spell it "er", "ir", "ur", or whatever. It all sounds the same, and the article is about the sound. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 23:03, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

== Rename: [[Mispronunciations]] ==

THis page should be changed to "Mispronunciations". If there is another similar page, they should be merged. {{User:TheCheat/sig}} 22:40, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:Mispronunciations is way too broad a topic for an article, methinks. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::We already have [[Foreign Words]] so we can't rename this page "Mispronunciations". [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:05, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
:::We could merge the two pages into [[Incorrect Pronunciation]] if we really have to. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 05:32, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Talk:"Er" pronounced as "Oi"

Y2K — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:32:20 GMT

Y2K: /* Rename 2 */

== Rename ==

The current title does not aply to 1/2 of the listed appearances. Can we move this article to [[Brooklyn Accents]]? [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:37, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:Umm... it applies to all of them. {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 20:43, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::You don't spell learn, work, or turkey with "er". [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 20:51, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:::Also, "Toikey" isn't actually ''pronounced'' in the latest toon, just spelled (as far as I remember). I agree that the title should be changed to something better.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:58, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::::The opening of the article makes it clear we're talking about an "er" sound, though, not necessarily the spelling. I don't think a change is needed. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 20:59, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::::Ah... i see both points... '''neutral''' {{User:DeFender1031/sig}} 21:12, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:::::Clarification: If someone can think of a more suitable name, I'd consider supporting it, but [[Brooklyn Accents]] is not good, as a Brooklyn accent consists of much more than just saying "er" as "oi". {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

::::::No change. It's talking about pronounciation of the "er" sound, so it doesn't matter if you spell it "er", "ir", "ur", or whatever. It all sounds the same, and the article is about the sound. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 23:03, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

== Rename ==

THis page should be changed to "Mispronunciations". If there is another similar page, they should be merged. {{User:TheCheat/sig}} 22:40, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
:Mispronunciations is way too broad a topic for an article, methinks. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 22:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
::We already have [[Foreign Words]] so we can't rename this page "Mispronunciations". [[User:Bad Bad Guy|Bad Bad Guy]] 00:05, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
:::We could merge the two pages into [[Incorrect Pronunciation]] if we really have to. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 05:32, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

User:Y2K/monobook.js

Y2K — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:01:40 GMT

Y2K: only to help me edit without losing content

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Subtitles talk:datenite/en

Y2K — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:39:15 GMT

Y2K: New page: According to the transcript, Strong Bad says, "Verify our range to target!" instead of, "Prepare to fire all rigs to target!" Out of that and these subtitles, one is wrong on that part. --...

According to the transcript, Strong Bad says, "Verify our range to target!" instead of, "Prepare to fire all rigs to target!" Out of that and these subtitles, one is wrong on that part. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 00:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Date Nite

Y2K — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:20:40 GMT

Y2K: Fixing in the top section; if I fix it in the transcript, we lose part of it.

{{toonnav|Big Toon|datenite|Strongest Man in the World|The King of Town DVD}}
[[Image:Marzipan eyelashes Homestar Date Nite.png|thumb|"Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!"]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marshmallow's L 'est Stand]], [[The Stone Bridge]], Submarine U.S.S. ''Flirtini'', [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' April 24, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 4:17

'''Page Title:''' Meet me on down at the Chez Perez!

==Transcript==
''{Scene in Marzipan's house, where Marzipan is applying mascara while looking in a hall mirror. She is already wearing lipstick. After a second, Homestar enters from the right.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wha-hoa, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Still looking in mirror}'' Homestar, if you're trying to say I'm a foxy momma, that's actually ''more'' offensive.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Right, right. You know what I mean. The more offensive one. So where are we goin' tonight? ''{leans over}'' The Chez Perez?

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Still into mirror}'' Uh, no. I have a hot date with the Cheat, thank you very much. I suspect ''you'll'' probably stay home and run in place or something.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well I ''was'' planning to--you WHAT?!

''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement, where the Cheat is applying a fake mustache with Strong Bad looking on}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You WHAT?! ''{Starts quivering with outrage}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't believe this, the Cheat!

''{Cut to a close-up of Homestar in Marzipan's house}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I can't believe you're the Cheating on me! ''{Pull back to include Marzipan, still at the mirror}'' So what are you saying? That you--gulp--"want his bod"?

''{Cut back to a close up of Strong Bad in his basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't even call that thing a bod! At best it's a broom or a--

''{Cut back to Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' --Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Turning away from the mirror and brandishing mascara brush}'' Look, Homestar, it's just a date. This has always been an open relationship.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa-ho-ho-says you. I've turned down more foxes' mothers than I can count just to stay loyal to you!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Dryly}'' So, four, then?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, that's rich. Ms. Smarty Pants, eh?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mr. Smarty Spots, huh? Well--

''{Scene starts switching between locations as Strong Bad and Homestar alternate words}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' --why--

'''STRONG BAD:''' --don't--

'''HOMESTAR:''' --you--

'''STRONG BAD:''' --just--

'''HOMESTAR:''' --go a--

''{This time, scene cuts to Strong Bad's face in front of the mirror in Marzipan's house}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' --head--

''{Cuts back to Homestar one more time for:}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' --and--

''{Cuts to Strong Bad and Homestar inexplicably together in Marzipan's house, yelling:}''

'''STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR:''' --GET OUTA MY FACE!--

''{Both open their eyes}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Looking around}'' Wait, what?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Same}'' What the crap--?

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's basement where Marzipan and the Cheat are standing in front of the couch.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Come on, the Cheat. Let's go.

''{The Cheat crooks his arm as if to allow Marzipan to loop her arm through it. Marzipan stands next to him and leans over as if she does, and the two exit together.}''

''{Cut to title screen, a pink square on a light blue background. The letters "Da" and "ni" appear on the left side of the square, one on top of the other, then a large "Te" appears on the left to form the words "DaTe" and "niTe".}''

''{Cut back to Marzipan's house, this time to the living room. Homestar and Strong Bad are apparently drinking Cold Ones, Strong Bad sitting on the couch, Homestar lying on the floor with his feet on the couch. Strong Bad is shaking his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh. Man. Seriously, Strong Strong, we's ''gotta'' do something about ''this''.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ordinarily, I just drown my sorrows in video games, but for ''this'', ''{Close up of Strong Bad}'' maybe I should drown them in...drowning ''them''! ''{Smiles}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Sitting up}'' Uh, maybe let's not kill anybody. We should just try and ruin their date.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Mainly, I just want to keep 'em from making out.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Dropping Cold One bottle, starts rubbing his arms}'' Ewww! The disgust! It won't wash off!

''{Scene transitions to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], where the Cheat and Marzipan are sitting in a booth, holding menus. Both the menus and a sign near the door read "Marshmallow's L'est Stand".}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Questioning the Cheat noises}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Why, yes, the Cheat, I would be ''very'' comfortable with you saying something about my figure. Thank you for asking first.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Suggestive the Cheat noises}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{Puts down menu}'' Ew. Not ''that'' comfortable.

''{Homestar comes running up in his waiter uniform from [[Summer Short Shorts]]}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ah, good evening, ungodly couple. ''{The Cheat puts down his menu}'' My name is waiter, I will be your Homestar for this evening. Can I start you two off with a glass of "Breaking Up", or perhaps "Never Seeing Each Other Again" with capers?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry the Cheat noises, waving a fist}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Why, yes, the Cheat, I ''would'' be comfortable with you "cleaning my clock"! Thanks for asking first!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrier the Cheat noises, more threatening gestures}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ahhhh! ''{Takes off in a cloud of dust, after a few seconds, pops down from the top border}'' Can I settle up with you guys? My shift's over.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry the Cheat noises, more threatening gestures, Homestar ducks offscreen}''

''{Cut to later, close up of Marzipan with a plate with crumbs and a small piece of marshmallow.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Mmmmm, my almond-encrusted Chilean sea marshmallow
{{transcriptinprogress|Neumannz}}

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on the period to hear the national radio station on the [[booOOMbox]] in Strong Sad's room:
:'''RADIO ANNOUNCER''': And join us next Saturday at some civic hall auditorium for "Public Rage-o." All your favorite public radio superstars will be in action. Watch as Ira Glass and Ira Flatow duke it out in a no-holds-barred lumberjack match. And special guest Garrison Keillor wrestles his soothing voice in a steel cage.
:''{The [[Public Radio Sounds]] music plays}''
:'''STRONG SAD''': Oh, geez, I ''gotta'' pledge more next year. They're ''really'' getting desperate.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*"L'est" means "the east" in French. "Chez" (which Homestar [[Foreign Words|mispronounces]]) means "At the home of" and is often used in names of French restaurants.

===Trivia===
*Marzipan's mascara tube reads "Hot Vegan".
*Strong Bad and Homestar are drinking [[Cold_One|'old ones]].
*Marzipan strokes her right eye with mascara 18 times.

===Goofs===
*After the rockets are fired, they are clearly visible attached to the ''U.S.S. Flirtini'' as it sinks.

===Inside References===
*In [[long pants]], Marizpan also claims she is not a broom.
*Strong Bad sings the [[flag day|Strong Badian National Anthem]] when his cardboard box sinks.
*The rockets are Fthoom-Bang brand bottle rockets duct-taped together just like in [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].
**[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] also has Strong Bad in a [[Cardboard Boxes|cardboard box]].
*During the Easter egg, the [[Public Radio Sound]] music from [[radio]] is heard.
*Homestar's "L'egg" hat also appeared in [[Summer Short Shorts]].
*The Cheat is again compared to cheese (in this case, a Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge), as was the case in [[huttah!]].

===Real-World References===
*''[[IMDB:tt0099810|The Hunt for Red October]]'' was a film about submarine warfare.
*[[Wikipedia:Ira Glass|Ira Glass]] and [[Wikipedia:Ira Flatow|Ira Flatow]] are [[Wikipedia:Public broadcasting|public radio]] hosts. Glass hosts ''[[Wikipedia:This American Life|This American Life]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Public Radio International|Public Radio International]], Flatow hosts ''[[Wikipedia:Talk of the Nation - Science Friday|Talk of the Nation - Science Friday]]'' on [[Wikipedia:National Public Radio|National Public Radio]].
*[[Wikipedia:Garrison Keillor|Garrison Keillor]] hosts ''[[Wikipedia:A Prairie Home Companion|A Prairie Home Companion]]'' from [[Wikipedia:American Public Media|American Public Media]].
*[[Wikipedia:Trivial Pursuit|Trivial Pursuit]] is a board game in which players earn game pieces sometimes called "cheese wedges" for answering trivia questions correctly.

==External Links==
*[[HR:datenite.html|watch "Date Nite"]]
*[[HR:datenite.swf|view the Flash file for "Date Nite"]]
*[[Forum:11290|forum thread re: "Date Nite"]]

Subtitles:datenite/en

Y2K — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:30:53 GMT

Y2K: fixing end frame for unfinished notice

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Date Nite

Y2K — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:16:24 GMT

Y2K: /* Transcript */ Neumannz ain't gonna fix this.

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Y2K — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:05:36 GMT

Y2K: bit more info

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====April 24, 2007====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Big Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Date Nite]] {{watch|datenite.html}}

====April 20, 2007====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:trposh.html|Poopsmith baby clothes]]

====April 19, 2007====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: blue laser escape sub
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: rough copy rough drafts

====April 16, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[rough copy]] {{watch|sbemail170.html}}

====April 12, 2007====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Hoodie clearance]]

====April 9, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[from work]] {{watch|sbemail169.html}}
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Special Cartoons|Special Toon]]: [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]] {{watch|eggs.html}}

====April 2, 2007====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|spring]] theme.
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:piforpa.html|Pistols for Pandas T-shirt]]

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H*R.com updates 2007

Y2K — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:21:34 GMT

Y2K: Adding Date Nite: Undo revision 447898 by Special:Contributions/Y2K (User talk:Y2K)

{{updates-box}}
This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2007'''.

==Tuesday, April 24, 2007==
*[[Toons#Big Toons|Big Toon]]: [[Date Nite]]

==Monday, April 23, 2007==
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Friday, April 20, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 20, 2007|Poopsmith baby clothes]]

==Thursday, April 19, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-19|"Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-19|blue laser escape sub]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-19|rough copy rough drafts]]

==Monday, April 16, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #170: [[rough copy]]

==Thursday, April 12, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-12|"These hardly qualify as PANTS!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-12|just add water!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-12|the schwasmith]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 12, 2007|Hoodie clearance]]

==Monday, April 9, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #169: [[from work]]
*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon'' (Button links to [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]])

==Thursday, April 5, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-05|"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-05|marshie plushie]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-05|blaaah'm crack stuntman]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[These peoples try to fade me]]

==Monday, April 2, 2007==
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|spring]] theme.
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 2, 2007|Pistols for Pandas T-Shirt]]

==Monday, March 26, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[An Important Rap Song]]

==Thursday, March 22, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-22|"Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-22|stinkomural]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-22|drive thrus]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[mile]]

==Monday, March 19, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Drive-Thru]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#March 19, 2007|10% off sale]]

==Thursday, March 15, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-15|stained glasstar]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-15|teen track squad]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

==Tuesday, March 13, 2007==
*[[Viidelectrix|Wii]] versions of [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Duck Guardian One]] removed

==Monday, March 12, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #168: [[your funeral]]
*[[Games|Game]]: [[TROGDOR!]] for [[Viidelectrix|Wii]]
*[[Games|Game]]: [[Duck Guardian One]] for [[Viidelectrix|Wii]]
*[[Videlectrix]]: main page message update (regarding [[Viidelectrix]]); Link to "Games for Wii" on sidebar
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon'' (button linked to [[404'd]] page of sbemail168.html)
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#March 12, 2007|Senor Cardgage T-Shirt]]

==Thursday, March 8, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-08|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-08|matching tgs tattoos]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-08|entirely untrue]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

==Monday, March 5, 2007==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]

==Thursday, March 1, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-01|"I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-01|homebrew figurine]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-01|lacelift s

H*R.com updates 2007

Y2K — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:19:24 GMT

Y2K:

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This is a log of all of the '''updates''' to '''[[Homestar Runner (body of work)|H*R.com]]''' during '''2007'''.

==Tuesday, April 24, 2007==
*[[Toons|Toon]]: [[Date Nite]]

==Monday, April 23, 2007==
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''new toon soon''

==Friday, April 20, 2007==
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 20, 2007|Poopsmith baby clothes]]

==Thursday, April 19, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-19|"Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-19|blue laser escape sub]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-19|rough copy rough drafts]]

==Monday, April 16, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #170: [[rough copy]]

==Thursday, April 12, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-12|"These hardly qualify as PANTS!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-12|just add water!]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-12|the schwasmith]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 12, 2007|Hoodie clearance]]

==Monday, April 9, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #169: [[from work]]
*[[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]]
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon'' (Button links to [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]])

==Thursday, April 5, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-04-05|"Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-04-05|marshie plushie]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-04-05|blaaah'm crack stuntman]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[These peoples try to fade me]]

==Monday, April 2, 2007==
*[[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|spring]] theme.
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#April 2, 2007|Pistols for Pandas T-Shirt]]

==Monday, March 26, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[An Important Rap Song]]

==Thursday, March 22, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-22|"Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-22|stinkomural]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-22|drive thrus]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[mile]]

==Monday, March 19, 2007==
*[[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[Drive-Thru]]
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#March 19, 2007|10% off sale]]

==Thursday, March 15, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-15|"I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-15|stained glasstar]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-15|teen track squad]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]

==Tuesday, March 13, 2007==
*[[Viidelectrix|Wii]] versions of [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Duck Guardian One]] removed

==Monday, March 12, 2007==
*[[Strong Bad Email]] #168: [[your funeral]]
*[[Games|Game]]: [[TROGDOR!]] for [[Viidelectrix|Wii]]
*[[Games|Game]]: [[Duck Guardian One]] for [[Viidelectrix|Wii]]
*[[Videlectrix]]: main page message update (regarding [[Viidelectrix]]); Link to "Games for Wii" on sidebar
*[[Main Page Messages|Main Page message]]: ''email soon'' (button linked to [[404'd]] page of sbemail168.html)
*[[Store]]: [[Store Front Page News 2007#March 12, 2007|Senor Cardgage T-Shirt]]

==Thursday, March 8, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-08|"Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-08|matching tgs tattoos]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-08|entirely untrue]]
*[[Podstar Runner]]: [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]

==Monday, March 5, 2007==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]: [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]

==Thursday, March 1, 2007==
*[[Quote of the Week]]: [[Quote of the Week#QW-2007-03-01|"I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"]]
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]]: [[Weekly Fanstuff#WF-2007-03-01|homebrew figurine]]
*[[Sketchbook]]: [[Sketchbook#SK-2007-03-01|lacelift s

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Y2K — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:18:27 GMT

Y2K:

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====April 24, 2007====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons|Toon]]: [[Date Nite]]
====April 23, 2007====
*{{u|mp}} [[Main Page Messages|Main Page Message]]: ''new toon soon''

====April 20, 2007====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:trposh.html|Poopsmith baby clothes]]

====April 19, 2007====
*{{u|qotw}} [[Quote of the Week]]: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
*{{u|fs}} [[Weekly Fanstuff]]: blue laser escape sub
*{{u|sk}} [[Sketchbook]]: rough copy rough drafts

====April 16, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[rough copy]] {{watch|sbemail170.html}}

====April 12, 2007====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:|Hoodie clearance]]

====April 9, 2007====
*{{u|sb}} [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[from work]] {{watch|sbemail169.html}}
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Special Cartoons|Special Toon]]: [[Eggs (toon)|Eggs]] {{watch|eggs.html}}

====April 2, 2007====
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: Footer changed to [[Store#Store Footer|spring]] theme.
*{{u|cs}} [[Store]]: [[HRStore:piforpa.html|Pistols for Pandas T-shirt]]

====March 26, 2007====
*{{u|hr}} [[Toons#Shorts|Short]]: [[An Important Rap Song]] {{watch|2manyknives.html}}
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Limozeen Colouring Book

Y2K — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:24:05 GMT

Y2K: Redirect from the Australian & UK spelling.

#redirect [[Limozeen Coloring Book]]

User talk:Phlip/Greasemonkey

Y2K — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:00:14 GMT

Y2K: /* Just the seek bar */ Floop...

User talk:Phlip/Greasemonkey

Y2K — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:00:00 GMT

Y2K: /**/Just the seek bar

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Y2K — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 00:30:29 GMT

Y2K: /* Transcript */ Strong Bad has a point with that line.

{{sbenav|105|theme park|dangeresque 3}}
[[Image:replacement.png|thumb|"Please don't dig up the grave."]]

Strong Bad looks for a replacement for when he retires from answering emails.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homsar}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[Stages|The Stage]]

{{Comp|Compy 386}}

'''Date:''' June 8, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 3:22

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!

{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Our next show, is a family show. It...is...the email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class= "compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
Have you ever thought who will take 
your place when you retire? 
 
Your friend, 
Jeffrey Desterhoft</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You've got a good point there, Jeffy. I suppose I can't keep checking these e-mails forever. I never really thought about finding an heir to my throne before. Come to think of it, what ever happened to my throne?

''{Strong Bad stops typing, picks up a phone, and talks into it, making a sound like a loudspeaker in a supermarket}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Attention The Cheat. Customer needs assistance in e-mail. Customer needs assistance in e-mail.

''{Strong Bad puts down the phone, which is not attached to anything. The Cheat arrives in a blue employee's vest with his name on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, didn't I use to have a throne of some kind?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{points at the stool and makes The Cheat noises.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, no, no, this is my ''stool''. I'm talking about a ''throne''. You know, it had, like...gold nuggets on it, and...a hundred cup holders...some of them velvety cushions...you know, a ''throne''. And I think I had a motorcycle, too. See if you can find those.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I guess the best way to find a replacement is to subject a bunch of applicants to the same rigorous screening process that I subjected myself to ''{begins to sound unsure of what he is saying}'' when I started checking these emails?

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar standing in the Field.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna hold up a last name, and you make fun of it. ''{holds up a cue card with the word "Gargleman" written on it}'' Gargleman.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{holds up a cue card that reads "Dumweiner"}'' Dumweiner.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhh, Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Butkus"}'' Butkus.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Crambert"}'' Crambert.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Crapface?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{changes cue card to "Desterhoft"}'' Desterhoft.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Let me think about it; ''{without hesitation}'' Crapface.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Perfect score!

''{Cut to the computer room with Strong Bad and Coach Z in front of the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "deleted."

''{He presses a button on the keyboard and the Compy displays DELETED on a blue background, making the standard DELETED sound.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!</blockquote>

'''COACH Z:''' DELORTED!

''{Compy flashes DELORTED on a yellow background and makes a distorted version of the DELETED sound. Strong Bad looks surprised.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#8B8B00; text-align:center">DELORTED!</blockquote>

''{Cut to the basement with Strong Bad and Bubs and a cardboard box with Strong Sad drawn on it sitting on the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the teeth!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?

'''BUBS:''' Kick him in the grill!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, yeah! Keep going!

'''BUBS:''' ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' Kick ''you'' in the grill!

''{Bubs starts to approach Strong Bad, waving his arms and yelling menacingly}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{nervously}'' No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!

''{Cut to Marzipan's house with Strong Bad and Marzipan holding [[Carol]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's hear your best "scroll buttons" song.

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' And that's why I like to scroll, with scroll buttons!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, right, right, the worst song I ever heard. Play another one!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing and playing the guitar}'' Scroll buttons are good, they move you up and down, they take you to...

''{Strong Bad groans. Cut to the basement, with Strong Bad, Strong Sad, and the same cardboard box with Strong Sad on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Go make him some hummus!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hummus?! No, try something else.

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh... Give him a foot massage!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks at Strong Sad's soolnds}'' Those are not feet!

''{Cut to the field with Homestar, Strong Bad and The Cheat. The Cheat is wearing a cardboard box that has a drawing of himself on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I want you to pretend this is The Cheat, and give him a good, swift, kick in The Cheat!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bends one of his legs back, then pauses}'' Umm... ''{puts his leg back down}'' Crapface.

''{Cut to Strong Bad in front of his computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. ''{typing}'' This screening process is neither processing nor screening very well. I suppose I should cut to the chase and haul out the big guns...DANCE CONTEST!

''{Cut to a stage. Music is playing. We see the top part of Strong Bad's head watching each contestant. The first contestant is Marzipan, who spins her ponytail around while moving her head left and right. Cut to Coach Z, who taps his right foot while waving his arms. Cut to Strong Sad simply twitching his fingers. Cut to Bubs shaking his arms while jumping up and down. Cut to Strong Mad, who simply stands in place and yells.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!

''{Cut to Homsar, who shuffles his feet all along the stage. The camera then cuts to and zooms in on Homestar, who is lit by a spotlight. The music changes to the ending of a slow, dramatic song.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And then I put it on my faaaaace...

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, this dance contest is neither contesting nor dancing very well. Looks like I'm gonna be checking e-mails and kicking Cheats 'til the day I die. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa, that'd make an awesome tattoo! Or an even better epitaph!

''{Cut to the field at night. A blank tombstone is on the foreground, and as we hear Strong Bad's voice, his words are carved on the slab.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Here lies Strong Bad

''{underneath, in slightly smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Checking e-mails and kicking Cheats in the hereafter"

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Buried with his hundred girlfriends

''{underneath}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And like, a jillion dollars

''{underneath, in even smaller letters}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Please don't dig up the grave.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "Cheats" to see another exchange between Strong Bad and The Cheat:

:''{Cut to The Cheat near his light switch, still wearing his uniform.}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, into speakerphone}'' A-ttention The Cheat!

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you found that motorcycle yet? ''{slight pause}'' Maybe check in our...stock room.

:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

:'''STRONG BAD:''' And Dana needs more quarters on register three.

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Hummus|Hummus]] is a paste of pureed chickpeas usually mixed with sesame oil or sesame paste and eaten as a dip or sandwich spread.

=== Trivia ===
*The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#alone in the dark|alone in the dark]]".

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad uses a [[Disconnected Telephones|disconnected telephone]].
*Strong Bad's epitaph reads "kicking Cheats in the hereafter", a rare use of The Cheat's name without an [[Integral Article|integral article]].

*Strong Bad doesn't interview Strong Mad or Homsar, yet they still take part in the dance contest; he also doesn't interview The Cheat.
*The text on the Compy during the interview with Coach Z is the same text that he finished writing before the first interview with Homestar, which may mean that he deleted the e-mail that he was replying to.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Delorted.PNG|thumb]]
*When The Cheat turns to the left screen and exits, his nametag on the right side of his vest has moved to the left side.
*The visible "DELET" part of the [[DELETED]] text is the same size as the "DELOR" part of Coach Z's "DELORTED". At that size, the final D wouldn't fit on the screen.
*The sign above Marzipan normally reads "Thank You". In this email, it appears to be blank due to a positioning error in the Flash file.
*Since the font called Engravers is used, the first quotation mark on Strong Bad's gravestone is backwards.

===Inside References===
*Homestar's repeated use of "crapface" is related to the way he answered his first SB Email in [[50 emails]].
*Bubs' moves in the dance contest come from the game [[Dancin' Bubs]].
*Strong Bad first [[Kicking The Cheat|kicked The Cheat]] in [[little animal]].

===Real-World References===
*The Cheat is wearing a blue uniform, typical of [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] employees, but Strong Bad uses a red phone, typical of [[Wikipedia:Target Corporation|Target]] stores.
*The name "Butkus" refers to [[Wikipedia:Chicago Bears|Chicago Bears]] Hall-Of-Fame linebacker [[Wikipedia:Dick Butkus|Dick Butkus]].
*A [[wikipedia:Grill (jewelry)|Grill]] most likely refers to the dental object people (most prominently rappers) wear on their teeth, but can also mean the mouth/teeth themselves.

===Fast Forward===
*Marzipan's first scroll button song was later used on the [[Scroll Button Songs|Strong Bad Email Menu]], despite him saying that it was the worst song he ever heard.

==DVD Version==
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

===Commentary Transcript===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' What's he's saying right now is from an old audio recording that I made.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, Matt, before we had a video camera, he and his friend, you know, would just make movies and...

'''MATT:''' Radio plays!

'''MIKE:''' On, aha, on audio cassette! He had a bad tape recorder.

'''MATT:''' And our friend TJ said that, and he could, he was like four or something and couldn't talk very well, or at least couldn't re-memorize lines at the time 'cuz he was so young, and it was called "The Hostess Cake": "Our next show is a family show. It is... The Hostess Cake"... Mike, how did he do that with his voice?! That phone's clearly not plugged in!

'''MIKE:''' It's like Coach Z's phone from another cartoon. I dunno. I dunno, Matt. I just make the cartoons.

'''MATT:''' That's clearly a Wal-Mart vest that The Cheat is wearing there, I think, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Also, there's "Alone in the Dark" back there. Is that... this is, okay, this is before that horrible "Alone in the Dark" movie that just came out.

'''MATT:''' Oh, yeah, did that already come out?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah! It was just in the theater for, like, two days.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Bad idea.

''{pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So, what are we— Which one is this? Replacements?

'''MATT:''' Yeah, he's trying to find an heir to the throne!

'''MATT:''' Oooooh.

''{pause until Strong Bad holds up the "Desterhoft" card}''

'''MIKE:''' Hey, that's the name of the guy that sent the email!

'''MATT:''' That's a funny name.

'''MIKE:''' ''{imitates the "Deleted" buzzer, then again as Strong Bad DELETEs the email}''

'''MATT:''' ''{of "DELORTED"}'' Oof. That brown screen is gross. I like it. Now this is our friend [[Craig Zobel]], who... you all know. His favorite thing ever on our website is right here where Bubs attacks Strong Bad.

'''MIKE:''' That's just me being ba— being a lazy animator. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' ''{partially over the last line}'' No, that was you being a genius.

'''MIKE:''' It wasn't supposed to be funny.

'''MATT:''' It's hilarious.

'''MIKE:''' Didn't you record Strong Bad singing one of these scroll buttons songs for the scroll button menu?

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I did.

'''MIKE:''' We oughta use that.

'''MATT:''' Never have. Maybe we should. It's been the same one for a while now.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' ''{of the box with Strong Sad's image}'' That Strong Sad drawing is pretty great. The Cheat clearly drew that for him. ''{after Strong Bad's "Those are not feet.}'' What are they called, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Soolnds?

'''MATT:''' Soolnd.

''{pause}''

'''MATT:''' Um...

'''MIKE:''' So we got a dance party coming up where Coach Z is doing our friend Claire's dance.

'''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. I remember... that's a good dance.

'''MIKE:''' There it is.

'''MATT:''' The Claire dance. I don't know if Claire knows that we have Coach Z doing her dance.

'''MIKE:''' Does she know we have a name for her dance?

'''MATT:''' I don't know if she knows that either. I hope she doesn't get mad.

'''MIKE:''' I did all this. That's why the dances are pretty lame.

'''MATT:''' Homestar is singing in a dance contest, Mike. He doesn't, he obviously doesn't know what's going on.

'''MIKE:''' Even if it was a singing contest, it was a pretty bad song.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I dunno what he's talking about, but I dunno what he just put on his face.

''{they laugh}''

'''MATT:''' It's a great song, I think. It's very interesting. It makes you wonder. What did— and what happened that spawned that?

'''MIKE:''' I don't wanna know.

''{pause until The Paper}''

'''MIKE:''' That's it.

'''MATT:''' Preeow.

===Fun Facts===
*[[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]] is a manufacturer of various snack cakes and pastries, most famously the [[Wikipedia:Twinkie|Twinkie]].
*The critically panned 2005 film ''[[IMDB:tt0369226|Alone in the Dark]]'', a box-office failure, was based on the video game of the same name, which was in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in this email.

== External Links ==
{{sbemailextlinks|105|164}}*[http://podstar.homestarrunner.com/sb_email_replacement.m4v download "replacement" for the iPod] (see [[Podstar Runner]])
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category: Emails With DVD Commentary]][[Category:Podstar Runner]]

Camp Counselor Shortshorts

Y2K — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:15:17 GMT

Y2K: Redirecting to Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

#redirect [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

Y2K — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:16:14 GMT

Y2K: /* Real-World References */ Adding something I heard on the [http://www.jmtb02.com/forums/ jmtb02 forums].

{{tgsnav|11|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_10|Issue 10|Teen_Girl_Squad_Issue_1|Issue 1}}

[[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|200px|thumb|"We'll try to miss you!!!"]]

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Grim Reaper|Grim Reaper]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Shirt Folding Store Manager|Shirt Folding Store Manager]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Astronaut|Astronaut]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Raccoon Girl|Raccoon Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|D N'D Greg]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Tentacle Camera|Tentacle Camera]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Camp Counselor Shortshorts|Camp Counselor Shortshorts]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Chumbly Wumbly Bear|Chumbly Wumbly Bear]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Maniac In A Speedo|Maniac In A Speedo]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|C-dogg and Naptime]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Bus stop|Bus stop]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Firstbasawassa|Firstbasawassa]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Mall|The Mall]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Cosplayover Camp|Cosplayover Camp]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Jail|Jail]]

'''Date:''' July 17, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:32

'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!

==Transcript==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter!}''

''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

'''ALL:''' WORKING TOILET PAPER!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

''{Close up on So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

''{Cut back to all four girls}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh fascist.

''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''

'''CHEERLEADER, THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{no speech bubble}'' Bye!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' We'll try to miss you!

''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''

'''GRIM REAPER:''' Forbode... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!

''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Shirt Folding Store Manager appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{shouting}'' WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? GET BACK TO WORK! A KID PUKED IN DRESSING ROOM 3!

''{Cut to So and So}''

'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm—

'''SHIRT FOLDING STORE MANAGER:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labeled Mark}'' HERE'S YOUR NAMETAG, MARK! NOW GET TO MINIMUM WAGIN'!

''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Shirt Folding Store Manager, So and So looks satisfied}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' MEET A FIST!

'''ASTRONAUT:''' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Shirt Folding Store Manager falls over}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble}'' 'kay.

'''ASTRONAUT:''' ''{suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da DA!

''{Intertitle Guy displays the intertitle "MEANWHILE at summer camp"}''

''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me ''{points at The Ugly One, while What's Her Face looks surprised}''! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?

''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside an emaciated, feminine raccoon standing on its hind legs, carrying a handbag, and wearing a skirt and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''

'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A customer stands beside her.}''

'''CUSTOMER:''' Uh, excuse me, M-Mark.... I'm looking for a *COUGH!* present for my *COUGH!* wife for our *COUGH!*-iversary.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{interrupting}'' *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH!*

''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''

'''ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' ...and it's a double play!

''{Fireworks appear.}''

'''FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM:''' Yaaaay!

'''CUSTOMER:''' ''{pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.

'''SO AND SO:''' Um... ''{The word 'Um' moves to the right of the speech bubble even more so than before}'' 'kay.

''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe with the words "Canoe Reeves" on it.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life. 
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.

''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!

''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!

''{Cut closer}''

'''D N'D GREG:''' BEHOLDERS!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' SENTIENT NEBULAE!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....

''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BLINDING VOIP!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!

''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is trés cutée!

''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a security camera with tentacles floats in from the right.}''

'''LEPRECHAUN STRONG BAD:''' Oooh.... Sho-o-oplifting?

''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' SCHA-WING! ''{points at girls}'' NOT! ''{jumps in the air}'' WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Buh-

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' -arf.

''{Guitar music begins to play}''

'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' And the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?

''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!

''{Cut back to the campfire}''

'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down! ''{one gets really, '''really''' high-pitched}''

''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

''{Cut to So and So in a jail, with stubble on her face.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

'''C-DOGG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.

'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

''{return to the IT'S OVER! screen}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
:'''RACCOON GIRL:''' Bunkmate, can you help give me these ''{nine syringes appear in the raccoon's hand. What's Her Face appears shocked.}'' seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

== Fun Facts ==

=== Explanations ===
*A [[Wikipedia:Geiger counter|Geiger counter]] measures ionizing radiation.
*"Nebulae" is the plural term for [[Wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]].
*The name "Camp Firstbasawassa" is a reference to summer camps that are named after [[Wikipedia:Native Americans|Native American]] [[Wikipedia:Category:Native_American_tribes|tribes]].
*"Night terrors" are a form of [[Wikipedia:sleep_disorder|sleep disorder]], in which an individual experiences extreme terror during sleep, and a temporary inability to regain full consciousness. Unlike [[Wikipedia:nightmares|nightmares]], night terror episodes are not caused by the perception of a scary event or situation, but a combination of the fear instinct itself and tension or anxiety.
*Evening bonfire gatherings at summer camps in the United States traditionally include singing nonsensical songs (often accompanied by a guitar) followed by the telling of spooky stories (often involving a killer with a chainsaw).
*In this context, a [[Wikipedia:Wingman (social)|wingman]] is a person who assists a friend in approaching a member of the opposite sex.

=== Trivia ===
[[Image:Mary-Kate.jpg|thumb|100px|Olsen Twin'd!!]]
*This is the first Teen Girl Squad episode to feature realistic background paper.
*This is arguably the first Teen Girl Squad episode without the [[Arrow'd Guy]] (see [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Mrs. So-and-so-erson|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]]).
*The Shirt Folding Store Manager's hair and face come from an [http://mmm-mag.hollywood.com/ M Magazine] article about [[Wikipedia:Mary-Kate Olsen|Mary-Kate Olsen]]. The manager is also wearing pink [[Chuck Taylor All-Stars]].
*So And So asking for "smokes" is another reference to [[Smoking|smoking]].
**It's also a real world reference regarding the stereotype that most prison inmates smoke and use cigarette packs as a form of currency.
*The baseball team on the field in the stadium that the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Customer|Customer]] coughs up only has eight players. The [[Wikipedia:Shortstop|shortstop]] is missing, and the [[Wikipedia: First baseman|first baseman]] is standing in foul territory.

=== Remarks ===
*The customer addresses So and So as "Mark" even though she is not wearing the name tag.
*Passengers in a canoe do not face each other as Cheerleader and The Ugly One do.
*Until the screen where Sci-Fi Greg begins to remove his shirt, his outfit seems to be one piece.
*"Trés Cutée" is a mock-French expression. "Très" (with the grave accent `) means "very" in French. "Cutée" is not a real French word. 

[[Image:Onepixel.png|thumb|150px|A slight misalignment]]

===Glitches===
*The notebook paper in the frame of the toon and outside of the frame do not match up.

=== Inside References ===
*"Camp Firstbasawassa" is a reference to [[Making Out|first base]].
*The song mentions selling [[Eggs|eggs]].
*The prison inmate's line, "Dag, yo," was previously said by What's Her Face after being punted in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]].
*"Shop lifting?" is the intro to What's Her Face in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]].

=== Real-World References ===
*The page title "11 Division Titles!" likely refers to the [[Wikipedia:Atlanta Braves|Atlanta Braves]], who, at the time of the toon, had won 11 consecutive division titles.
*Canoe Reeves is a reference to the actor [[Wikipedia:Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]].
*"Scha-wing!" and "Not!" are catchphrases from the 1992 film ''[[IMDB:Wayne's World|Wayne's World]]''.
*"[[wikipedia:Who Let the Dogs Out?|Who Let the Dogs Out?]]" is a song written by [[wikipedia:Anslem Douglas|Anslem Douglas]], but was made popular by the [[Wikipedia:Baha Men|Baha Men]] in 2000. Both references (along with the short shorts) make Camp Counselor Shortshorts seem hopelessly out-of-touch.
*''Folding Mills Mall'' is a reference to the many "Mills" malls around the USA, run by the [http://www.themills.com Mills Corporation], such as ''Concord Mills'' in North Carolina, or ''Potomac Mills'' in Virginia.
*[[wikipedia:Cosplay|Cosplay]] is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, [[Wikipedia:Tokusatsu|tokusatsu]], and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, or Japanese pop music bands.
*[[wikipedia:Beholder|Beholders]] are a type of monster prevalent in the [[wikipedia:Dungeons & Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons]] role-playing game series.
*Camp Counselor Shortshorts' shirt, which reads "Got Camp?" is a reference to the famous U.S. Dairy Board slogan "[[Wikipedia:Got Milk?|Got Milk?]]".
*Campers being killed by maniacs is likely a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Friday the 13th (film series)|"Friday the 13th" film series]].
**The maniac pictured in the frame has a striking resemblance to the "Strength Type 205" boss from Sega's [[wikipedia:House of the Dead 2|House of the Dead 2]].
**The maniac himself is a reference to an episode of [[wikipedia:South Park|South Park]].

==External Links==
*[[HR:tgs11.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[HR:tgs11.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]
*[[Forum:9136|forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 11"]]

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Y2K — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:30:12 GMT

Y2K: Update

{{subtitles|English|Teen Girl Squad Issue 7}}
<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="tgs7.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="16" end="59" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teeny tiny girl squad! </line>
<line start="60" end="72" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="73" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="89" end="101" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="102" end="124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="125" end="134" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And... </line>
<line start="135" end="165" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Tompkins.</line>
<line start="172" end="186"><soandso>Ooncha, ooncha,</soandso><theuglyone>Ooncha, ooncha,</theuglyone></line>
<line start="187" end="203"><soandso>one-two-three-cha</soandso> <theuglyone>one-two-three-cha</theuglyone></line>
<line start="204" end="235"><soandso>Leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a.</soandso> <theuglyone>Leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. </theuglyone></line>
<line start="236" end="266"><soandso>Brush your teeth, comb your hair,</soandso> <theuglyone>Brush your teeth, comb your hair,</theuglyone> </line>
<line start="267" end="290"><soandso>I saw Tompkins in his under-</soandso><theuglyone>I saw Tompkins in his under-</theuglyone></line>
<line start="291" end="321"><soandso>Where are you going, what are you doing,</soandso> <theuglyone>Where are you going, what are you doing, </theuglyone></line>
<line start="322" end="341"><soandso>how do you be so short?</soandso><theuglyone>how do you be so short?</theuglyone></line>
<line start="351" end="357" speaker="theuglyone">One Inch!</line>
<line start="358" end="365" speaker="soandso">Two Inch!</line>
<line start="366" end="373" speaker="theuglyone">Three Inch!</line>
<line start="374" end="380" speaker="soandso">Four Inch!</line>
<line start="387" end="416" speaker="theuglyone">Um, that's as high as I can count.</line>
<line start="421" end="447" speaker="whatsherface">I can count to G!</line>
<line start="451" end="462" speaker="cheerleader">That's nothing. </line>
<line start="463" end="488" speaker="cheerleader">I can count to purple backwards!</line>
<line start="498" end="516" speaker="whatsherface">Here comes Tompkins.</line>
<line start="520" end="539" speaker="tompkins">Listen up, you undapants! </line>
<line start="543" end="556" speaker="tompkins">Who wants to get... </line>
<line start="557" end="570" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, and pushed down into some snakewater?</line>
<line start="571" end="584" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, and pushed down into some snakewater?</line>
<line start="585" end="597" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, and pushed down into some snakewater?</line>
<line start="598" end="612" speaker="tompkins">Hogtied, and pushed down into some snakewater?</line>
<line start="613" end="638" speaker="theuglyone">Tompkins, how do you be so short?</line>
<line start="645" end="668" speaker="tompkins">Heck, I'm taller than you.</line>
<line start="672" end="695"><cheerleader>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</cheerleader><soandso>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</soandso><whatsherface>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</whatsherface><theuglyone>TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="696" end="715" speaker="tompkins">Waaaahh!</line>
<line start="716" end="732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">AGGH-! </line>
<line start="733" end="757" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">GRAGH-! </line>
<line start="758" end="773" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A- he died somehow.</line>
<line start="774" end="799" speaker="whatsherface">Tompkins crinkled when he walked.</line>
<line start="800" end="836" speaker="soandso">Poor guy never made it out of training pants.</line>
<line start="837" end="858" speaker="cheerleader">Whatta you kiddos think of my...</line>
<line start="859" end="890" speaker="cheerleader">VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!</line>
<line start="891" end="919" speaker="soandso">Looks like you dropped it in the sand.</line>
<line start="920" end="948" speaker="cheerleader">No, I just dipped it in salt!</line>
<line start="949" end="968" speaker="whatsherface">That's grosser than gross.</line>
<line start="969" end="998" speaker="cheerleader">Yeah? Well, my house has a hundred bafrooms!</line>
<line start="999" end="1020" speaker="soandso">You mean your parent's house?</line>
<line start="1021" end="1041" speaker="theuglyone">You mean two bafrooms?</line>
<line start="1042" end="1055" speaker="cheerleader">NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!</line>
<line start="1056" end="1068" speaker="cheerleader">NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!</line>
<line start="1069" end="1080" speaker="cheerleader">NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!</line>
<line start="1081" end="1107" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">coughs and sputters</line>
<line start="1108" end="1125" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Squished.</line>
<line start="1126" end="1148" speaker="soandso">She led a full life.</line>
<line start="1149" end="1178" speaker="whatsherface">She led a full stomach.</line>
<line start="1179" end="1200" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">BRRRIIINNNG!</line>
<line start="1201" end="1228"><soandso>NAPTIME!!</soandso><whatsherface>NAPTIME!!</whatsherface><theuglyone>NAPTIME!!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="1229" end="1257" speaker="theuglyone">Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.</line>
<line start="1258" end="1266" speaker="theuglyone">Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.</line>
<line start="1267" end="1284" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">screechs</line>
<line start="1297" end="1329" speaker="all">Look at how much we've grown!</line>
<line start="1364" end="1378" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">IT'S OVER!!</line>
<line start="1387" end="1421" speaker="other">Class, please welcome our new student. </line>
<line start="1422" end="1448" speaker="other">He's from foreign lands. </line>
<line start="1449" end="1484" speaker="whatsherface">I think I have a chance with this guy!</line>
<line start="1494" end="1517" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Mrs Commanderson!</line>
<line start="1518" end="1549" speaker="singers">She's some kind of bird reptile!</line>
<line start="1550" end="1580" speaker="singers">And she teachs pre-K!</line>
<line start="1581" end="1599" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">screeches</line>
</transcript>

the chair

Y2K — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:35:18 GMT

Y2K: /* Trivia */ Removing what I put in the Easter Egg.

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank..."]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "doesnt" as "doest-n-t" and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Camera zooms out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word "STANK" seeping out of it at various spots.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, It's been upgraded to Stank...

''{a face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''STOOL'S FACE:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! ''{places the box on the counter}'' Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, ok, ok... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! ''{slides off screen and bursts out of the side of the concession stand}'' Alright! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk! 

''{The side of the concession stand reattaches to the wall briefly, then falls back down with a red, white and blue bicycle seat on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house; cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs outside the concession stand}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{The side of the concession stand again reattaches, and falls down with a Homestar chair on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair??

'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The concession stand displays a deformed chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS:''' You simpleton! This is a Danube-Largo original! The Styleron Ecochair! ''{camera zooms in on the chair as a Styleron Ecochair logo appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggie-doody. 

'''BUBS:''' Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned-- ''{concession stand displays the same box of chicken beaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks!

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold:

''{the concession stand displays a large leather chair}''

'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound; a pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and slip a pair of gray sweat pants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweat pants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I hate, hate, hate, this email...

''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>
Dear strong bad, 
How come you never take your mask off? 
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Like I said, ''this'' is not a mask. It's m'face. But hey, I'll give it a shot! ''{tugs on his face until it comes off, and raises it above the chair; screaming}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reattaching his face}'' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents.

''{The corner of a photograph appears. The camera zooms out to show the entire chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweat pants! ''{pushes the sweat pants button}''

''{the robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air; he falls down with several layered sweat pants on his legs another pair on his head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweat pants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on Le Restige to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...
*If you import the flash file and move Le Restige away when Strong Bad holds up the photo of his parents, the photo is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!".

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Throat_lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.
*[[wikipedia:Anthrax|Anthrax]] is an infectious, often fatal disease of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products ''and'' [[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|an influential 80s thrash metal band]].
*"What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?" and "What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?" are two questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#Pre-animation_Process_-_4:05_p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].

===Trivia===
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px]]
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio_forge|bio forge]]".
*A [[wikipedia:Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.

===Remarks===
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]].

===Goofs===
*There is no back button for this email.
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]] and many other places.
*The adjective Stank was previously used in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Mantalbàn]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the "rich Corinthian leather" of the seats.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|162|10344}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

the chair

Y2K — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:34:43 GMT

Y2K: /* Easter Eggs */ Fix.

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank..."]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "doesnt" as "doest-n-t" and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Camera zooms out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word "STANK" seeping out of it at various spots.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, It's been upgraded to Stank...

''{a face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''STOOL'S FACE:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! ''{places the box on the counter}'' Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, ok, ok... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! ''{slides off screen and bursts out of the side of the concession stand}'' Alright! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk! 

''{The side of the concession stand reattaches to the wall briefly, then falls back down with a red, white and blue bicycle seat on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house; cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs outside the concession stand}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{The side of the concession stand again reattaches, and falls down with a Homestar chair on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair??

'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The concession stand displays a deformed chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS:''' You simpleton! This is a Danube-Largo original! The Styleron Ecochair! ''{camera zooms in on the chair as a Styleron Ecochair logo appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggie-doody. 

'''BUBS:''' Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned-- ''{concession stand displays the same box of chicken beaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks!

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold:

''{the concession stand displays a large leather chair}''

'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound; a pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and slip a pair of gray sweat pants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweat pants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I hate, hate, hate, this email...

''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>
Dear strong bad, 
How come you never take your mask off? 
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Like I said, ''this'' is not a mask. It's m'face. But hey, I'll give it a shot! ''{tugs on his face until it comes off, and raises it above the chair; screaming}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reattaching his face}'' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents.

''{The corner of a photograph appears. The camera zooms out to show the entire chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweat pants! ''{pushes the sweat pants button}''

''{the robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air; he falls down with several layered sweat pants on his legs another pair on his head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweat pants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on Le Restige to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...
*If you import the flash file and move Le Restige away when Strong Bad holds up the photo of his parents, the photo is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!".

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Throat_lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.
*[[wikipedia:Anthrax|Anthrax]] is an infectious, often fatal disease of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products ''and'' [[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|an influential 80s thrash metal band]].
*"What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?" and "What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?" are two questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#Pre-animation_Process_-_4:05_p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].

===Trivia===
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px]]
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio_forge|bio forge]]".
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!". A [[wikipedia:Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.

===Remarks===
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]].

===Goofs===
*There is no back button for this email.
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]] and many other places.
*The adjective Stank was previously used in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Mantalbàn]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the "rich Corinthian leather" of the seats.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|162|10344}}

{{Strong Bad Email}}

the chair

Y2K — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:34:01 GMT

Y2K: /* Easter Eggs */ Acceptable Easter egg?

{{sbenav|162|4 branches|some kinda robot}}
[[Image:Sbemail162.png|thumb|"Whoa, it's been upgraded to Stank..."]]

Strong Bad decides to get a new chair. Bubs offers some suggestions.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Bubs}}, [[Lil' Strong Bad]], {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)

{{Comp|Lappy 486}}

'''Date:''' December 4, 2006

'''Running Time:''' 3:57

'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: the chair.</div>
D to the ear Strong Bad, That chair you're sitting on doesnt look very comfortable. When are you going to get a new, less hardwood, big, office manager-style comfy computer chair? Yours truely, Keith, PA</blockquote>

''{pronounces "doesnt" as "doest-n-t" and "truely" as "treh-leh", and reads "Keith, PA" as "Keith and Pa"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! It's a father-son email picnic! ''{typing}'' Y to the ou don't know ''what'' you're talkin' about, Pakeithpsy. Stooly here is a tush-cheek's dream. So cottony squish and pillowy fresh. Take a look-see!

''{Camera zooms out to show Strong Bad leaping off of the stool. The seat is filthy, and has the word "STANK" seeping out of it at various spots.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, It's been upgraded to Stank...

''{a face fades onto the seat of the stool and coughs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeew... Maybe it ''is'' time for a re-imagining of my email-checkin' chair...

'''STOOL'S FACE:''' ''{coughs again}'' I just need a lozenge...

''{cut to Strong Bad standing outside Bubs' Concession Stand, with the camera centered behind Bubs}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs!

'''BUBS:''' Hey, customer!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you got in the way of things I can sit on whilst I check emails?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! Lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned box of chicken beaks in just now! ''{places the box on the counter}'' Like ''right'' just now!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, ok, ok... But you got anything less anthrax-y?

'''BUBS:''' I got this old Winger album! ''{holds up the record case}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, yeah... that ''is'' less anthrax-y. But I was kinda hoping for a chair of some kind.

'''BUBS:''' Step right into my showroom! ''{slides off screen and bursts out of the side of the concession stand}'' Alright! We'll start at the tip, and work our way to the tup!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You make less sense every day, Bubsy.

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk! 

''{The side of the concession stand reattaches to the wall briefly, then falls back down with a red, white and blue bicycle seat on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, that's no chair! That's Red, White and Banana! My old bicycle seat!

''{cut to a film-projected scene of Li'l Strong Bad riding the bicycle seat outside a porch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I used to ride that thing on my paper route all the time!

''{Li'l Strong Bad lights a newspaper on fire with a [[BMW lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at the house; cut back to Strong Bad and Bubs outside the concession stand}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'd better pass on that. I had a few too many wipeouts on that thing as a kid.

'''BUBS:''' Ugh! You nasty!

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

''{The side of the concession stand again reattaches, and falls down with a Homestar chair on it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What makes you think I want to check my email on a Homestar Runner-shaped chair??

'''BUBS:''' Aw, come on. Give it a try!

''{Strong Bad jumps onto the chair}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumping out of the chair}'' Wah!

'''BUBS:''' Whoops, seen enough of that one!

''{The concession stand displays a deformed chair}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, your snowman died!

'''BUBS:''' You simpleton! This is a Danube-Largo original! The Styleron Ecochair! ''{camera zooms in on the chair as a Styleron Ecochair logo appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I don't care how Swedish your chair is. I have no need for a giant albino doggie-doody. 

'''BUBS:''' Always a hit at parties...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, Bubs! Don't you have anything more... ''executive''? A chair that will intimidate my underlings and eliminate my overlings!

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! lucky for you! I just got this pre-owned-- ''{concession stand displays the same box of chicken beaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' ''NOT'' a box of chicken beaks!

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Then behold:

''{the concession stand displays a large leather chair}''

'''BUBS:''' Le Restige!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Style ''and'' class! Oh, tell me that leather's Corinthian! Just ''tell'' me it's Corinthian!

'''BUBS:''' Crabberdonk!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now what kind of options are we looking at on this baby?

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! You're gonna love this!

''{Bubs opens a compartment in the arm rest to reveal a red button and presses it, making a buzzing sound; a pair of metallic arms appear from behind Strong Bad and slip a pair of gray sweat pants on him}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! A sweat pants button! And so begins my meteoric rise to the top of the corporate ladder... Now alls we gotta do is see how well it checks emails!

''{cut back to the computer room, with Le Restige taking up nearly the entire screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I hate, hate, hate, this email...

''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>subject: your mask</div>
Dear strong bad, 
How come you never take your mask off? 
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Like I said, ''this'' is not a mask. It's m'face. But hey, I'll give it a shot! ''{tugs on his face until it comes off, and raises it above the chair; screaming}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reattaching his face}'' Ugh! I am NEVER gonna do that again! And, here's a picture of my parents.

''{The corner of a photograph appears. The camera zooms out to show the entire chair.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And now time to unwind with a pair of executive sweat pants! ''{pushes the sweat pants button}''

''{the robotic arms go haywire and toss Strong Bad into the air; he falls down with several layered sweat pants on his legs another pair on his head}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groaning}'' Ooooh... so... many... sweat pants... I can't feel my parts...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the Styleron logo while Bubs shows off the ecochair to see a poster of the designer.
*At the end, click on Le Restige to see a scene of Strong Sad trying to sit on the ecochair.
:''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is balancing awkwardly atop the ecochair. The poster for it is on the wall behind him.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Tips back and forth}'' Whoa... whoa... whoa... whoa... ''{Falls backwards, appearing to break his back}'' Ooh! ... I can't feel my parts...
*If you import the flash file and move Le Prestige away when Strong Bad holds up the picture of his parents, the photo is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!".

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[wikipedia:Throat_lozenge|lozenge]] is a small medicated candy intended to be dissolved slowly to soothe irritated throats.
*[[wikipedia:Anthrax|Anthrax]] is an infectious, often fatal disease of cattle, sheep, and other mammals which can be transmitted to humans by contaminated wool, raw meat, or other animal products ''and'' [[wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|an influential 80s thrash metal band]].
*"What does Strong Bad look like without his mask?" and "What do the [[Parents|parents]] of the characters look like?" are two questions that [[The Brothers Chaps]] have said that they are [[Flashforward_2006_Seattle_-_28_Feb_2006#Pre-animation_Process_-_4:05_p.m.|not likely to ever answer seriously]].

===Trivia===
[[Image:Dodongo.png|right|150px]]
*The Floppy Disk Container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#bio_forge|bio forge]]".
*The photo of Strong Bad's parents is in fact blank and reads "nice try dodongo!". A [[wikipedia:Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Dodongo|Dodongo]] is an enemy from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (series)|Legend of Zelda]] series.

===Remarks===
*Le Restige is the same design of the chair used in [[rock opera]].

===Goofs===
*There is no back button for this email.
*We don't see or hear the conveyor belt go back up again after the Styleron Ecochair is seen for the last time, but the conveyor belt is up when Bubs brings out the chicken beaks again.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad says (and supposedly demonstrates offscreen) that his "wrestling mask" is his real face. He mentioned this before in [[some kinda robot]] and many other places.
*The adjective Stank was previously used in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]

===Real-World References===
*[[wikipedia:Winger|Winger]] is an American Hard Rock/Glam Metal band from New York City.
*Pakeithpsy sounds almost identical to the upstate New York city of [[wikipedia:Poughkeepsie|Poughkeepsie]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's lighter has an [http://www.tagdocs.de/gvg/playmo/duplo/duplo.gif older version] of the [[Wikipedia:Duplo|Duplo]] logo on it.
*Strong Bad's insistence about [[wikipedia:Corinthian leather|Corinthian leather]] is a reference to a 1975 commercial narrated by [[wikipedia:Ricardo Montalban|Ricardo Mantalbàn]] for the [[wikipedia:Chrysler Cordoba|Chrysler Cordoba]], where he famously intones about the "rich Corinthian leather" of the seats.

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

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Y2K: Removed random logo, as the new logo discussion seems to have ended.

Talk:Swears

Y2K — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:12:17 GMT

Y2K: /**/The reason I tried moving this to "Vulgarism"

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==Delete?==

<s>This information is only loosely related and really not that important.</s> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:59, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well, it has appeared quite a lot. I think it should stay. {{User:LePorello/sig}} 23:00, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::yeah. if it had only 2 or 3 apperances, I'd under stand, but it has 8+ references. That's why I created it. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:04, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::<s>No, it really doesn't have that many appearances, because none of these items are that similar, and a lot of them are just abbreviations and such.</s> — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:04, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, most of these are not cusses to most people, many are common everyday speech. AOnly a few, like the Commandoes, are really intentional uses of cussing for humor. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Everyday speech or not, it's still cussing. And only [[Commandos in the Classroom|CitC]] and [[no loafing]] only mention about cussing, the rest have references to cussing. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:16, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::I agree with deletion. This just isn't an outstanding topic... --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::::I don't care for this page. Swears don't bother me, it's just that keeping track of specific words that characters say (''unless'' it's a running gag; which swearing isn't) just doesn't fly with me. I could be contradicting myself, though. Maybe there are some articles that I would like deleted given this reasoning. Or then again, maybe not. Totally don't want a list of characters who use superlatives... or prepositions... —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 23:58, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I now think it's a worthy topic. TBC have stated that they don't put swearing on the site, ''except'' sometimes they do. This is notable. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:02, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== If we're gonna keep this ==

And now we're gonna censor this? We have a page where we can't even discuss the subject matter? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:06, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Another point for deletion. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::Agreed. If this page can't exist in an uncensored form on this wiki, then it doesn't belong at all. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:08, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::What's weird is that all the cuss words were censored except for "damn." Weird. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] 23:13, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Roy, it had hope, but I hope you see it's flawed. We can't have a page with the f word and the a word, per our standards. And if they are censored properly it ruins this. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:16, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::Okay, "Maq," so we can't have a and f up there, but it's ruined if it's censored. Hmmmm... God, I don't want my page that I made the first draft of, one of my few major contributions, so I guess we'll just have to...sigh. I don't know. It's just hard to decide. I guess we have no choice to delete it, unless we bend the rules and leave a and f or ruin it and go ahead and censor it. [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]] (In a hurry so no time thingy thing.)
::::::This page ''is'' kind of interesting, but I would only support an uncensored version. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:27, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Com's right. This is data, and if it's on Homestar Runner, we can use it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:39, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
If we're gonna keep this, it should ''not'' be censored, but it should be limited to material found only on H*R.com (not the interviews (except for the relevant part in the introduction)). I have come to realize that this page has factual merit, given TBC's attitude expressed in the introduction. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:49, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:Dot com, why'd you delete DorianGray's comment? That seems rude. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 23:51, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
::He didn't. He just moved it. --{{User:Jay/sig}} 23:54, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:::While I question the use of this article, I feel that censoring the profanities aren't needed. However, use of the word f*** was unneeded in the article. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 03:09, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== Title ==

I'm not entirely sold on the utility of this page, but if we're going to have it could we at least give it a name that doesn't sound so juvenile ("Mom, Billy made a swear!")? My vote is for [[Profanity]]. Concerning the above discussion, I'm against censoring this page. The warning at the top is ample. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 23:56, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
:The reason I moved it is because TBC in interviews have consistently used the word "swears" ("But when we get our sketch comedy show, dude, there’s going to be so many swears!"), and even in things like [[cheat talk]]. Plus, it's kinda funny. BTW, I think they only called it "cussing" in [[Commandos in the Classroom]] so they could make the "cuss-mando" joke. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:01, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
I still vote for keeping, uncensoring, and "Profanity". {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:03, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:While I feel that this should be delorted, if we are going to keep this, I would rather that the title be Profanity instead of Swears. {{User:Rogue Leader/sig}} 00:20, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::Meh, "Profanity" sounds so formal and stuffy. "Swears" fits the mood better, methinks. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 00:26, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Yeah, you don't really hear teens today using Profanity. Actually, it's more of "cursing." We should make the title that. Cursing sounds better than swears and cussing, and ''way'' better than Profanity. — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
::::Do you have something against the TBC term? If not, then we should leave the title like it is. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:35, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
Definitely. I'm up for moving it to that. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:21, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:Well yeah, but profanity sounds more encyclopedic. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 00:27, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::But "swears" sounds more H*R. More examples: "Tomkins made a '''swear'''!", "Why I can even '''swear''' a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits." — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:52, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:::I see your point (and my bad for not noting the TBCism). Taking that into consideration, I'm fine with whatever everybody else decides. — [[User:InterruptorJones|InterruptorJones]] 03:29, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
:I agree. The title of this article is really embarrassing. [[User:Qduk|Qduk]] 16:38, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

::::Couldn't we just begin the article with "'''Profanity''', or '''Swears'''... I think that would be good. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 12:34, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

:::::I think the current introduction (in which Matt says "swears" and is followed up with "swearing") is just fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:17, 2 March 2006 (UTC)
::::::Okay—I just think that the actual word should come before what TBC calls it. — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 21:18, 2 March 2006 (UTC)

== What about the place? ==

Since words like "Hella, and Helluva" are considered swears, I added the one where old timey Strong Bad says "oh noes i've died and gone to hell".
:Not to be Correction [[Dan]], but it's actually, '''Curses'''! iv'e died and gone to hell!" — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:Actually, it's not really considered a swear if used to refer to the place. I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::I agree, used in the right context it shouldn't be considered a swear, except in the case of their using the context as an ''excuse'' to swear. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:37, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
:::Dorian is right. The place is not a swear. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:38, 13 March 2006 (UTC)
::::Guess if we can't use the place, we might not be able to use [[Strong Sad|Strong Sad's]] curse in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]: "...if you get it wrong, you get eternal damnation..." — [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]

== Crap ==

What is that doing on the list? I know crap is almost like "s---" but crap is not a curse word all that much.
:Actually, it is. It's what's known in linguistics as a permissible expletive (or something along those lines). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:44, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

== Possible swearing in flashback ==

:''[[flashback]]- After losing the ten-step footrace, The Homestar Runner responds by saying "WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}". Random symbols usually mean censored swearing.''

Disagree. I know that things like %^#$^@# are used to censor swears, but it's not being used for that in this case.

Random symbols are used to censor words ''in'' the sentence. These symbols have been ''attatched'' to the ??!!?, with no space between them. This suggests that this is an exaggeration often used on the Internet of an overuse of exclamation points. I'm talking about things like !!!!!!!11111, !!!!!111!1!11one!!1, and !!!!!fortyfive!!11!1omgwtfbbq111. Using random characters after a long string of exclamation points and question marks is just a cousin to these.

Secondly, you don't see a hint of Homestar opening his mouth to utter curses in the animation. There's no audio censorship either. Where is the swearing coming from?

This is what I would consider acceptable to say that Homestar was swearing:
*&,:;%${} WHAT??!!?
*WHAT &,:;%${}??!!?
*WHAT??!!?  &,:;%${}!!
*WHAT??!!?  &,:;%${} (even though the final exclamation doesn't end in an exclamation point, I would accept it if there were a space in there.)

What we are considering is none of the above. Again, the random symbols are ''attached'' to the ??!!?. It makes no sense to put censored swears there. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:54, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

:<s>Agree. (Args pending BazookaJoes args.)</s> Switching to neutral for now. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:56, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
::I agree, not to disagree. I always took it like that. I mean, I think it should stay. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:31, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:Agreed... Err, with the disagreement... By which I mean I disagree with the fact. It's obviously a relative of "T3H 1337 Sp33Kx0rz!!~!~@~!!#~!!1!!11@`2!eleventyfive!". {{User:Phlip/sig}} 04:12, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
::Agree with BazookaJoe. Disagree with the fact. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:35, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
:::don't know if my input matters, but i agree with the fact. --{{User:Collin/sig}} 01:44, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

== Yearbook signing- rhts ==

In the [[Yearbook Character Page]] on the autograph signing part, strong bad says RHTS meaning "raise hell this summer" and since lmao is mentioned, does anyone else think this may have a place on the page?--{{User:Collin/sig}} 02:30, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

It could be raise ''heck'' this Summer.

== To do ==

Organize the list in chronological order and by toon category (SBEmails separate from toons and games). {{User:KieferSkunk/sig}} 01:50, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

== sbemail: the bird ==

how about the sbemail "the bird" its all about giving the finger... which isnt really SAYING a swear. but it definatly is considered profanity and gets blurred out on TV. and it would go against TBC thing of keeping the site clean.
[[User:Del Taco?|Del Taco?]] 20:15, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
:Sounds good. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 22:48, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
::Hmmm, I'm not sure on this one. It's a bit of a gray area. The email itself is about giving the finger, but Strong Bad never specifically mentions "the middle finger," so he's not giving kids any instruction on how to "give somebody the finger," and none of the characters in said email actually did it properly: Strong Bad can't do it because of his boxing gloves (even if he says he can), Homestar can't do it properly given his lack of (or at least invisible) hands, and Pom Pom only has one "finger" (his entire hand)... there's really no objectionable content in the email at all, save for the reference to "the finger" or "the bird," and I don't think, taken alone, such a reference constitutes anything objectionable. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 04:01, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

== Pervert? ==

Is this considered a swear? Or is it just a rude thing to say? It was said by The Baby Lady in Peasan't Quest if you ask her about Naked Ned. ''[[User:Maggot Man|Maggot Man]] ''([[User talk:Maggot Man|talk]]) 19:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)''
:Yeah, pervert's not really a swear... Just an insult, I think. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Well, it's a bad word kind of like Prick. --{{User:the thing/sig}} 19:39, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
:::I would disagree with you, The thing. It's a word with a cache, but not a "bad" word in the same category as your other example, which in some contexts is a "bad" word, as it names an unmentionable piece of anatomy. "Pervert" merely describes a person with socially unacceptable sexual principles and behaviors. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 19:41, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

== autobiography ==

*I've noticed that there isn't a mention of [[autobiography]] on this page. Strong Bad doesn't actually say a swear word on the "Words I Probably Said" tape, but it is implied, as Strong Bad does have to fast-forward. Is it worth adding that to this page? [[User:Frickinsellout|Frickinsellout]] 09:26, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

:Are you refering to the "the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a—" part? If so, I don't think we could really guess what he called him. He might as well said "a crap for brains" which is already covered under [[Crap]]. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:57, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

== Do we really have to mention "butt"? ==

I hardly consider "butt" a swearword. I mean, 5-year-olds say "butt." I think we're only supporting the ridiculous existance of the [[Wikipedia:Euphemism_treadmill#The_.22euphemism_treadmill.22|euphemism treadmill]] here by mentioning a relatively non-offensive word in an article about swearwords. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 03:55, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:Where do we say "butt"? --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Under See Also:. ''In addition to the above, the words "crap" and "butt" both appear frequently.'' ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 04:03, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::Ah... Personally, I don't see a need to mention either of those, but I'm okay with keeping "crap" on there, as it has a (pretty massive) page. "Butt", on the other hand, is so minor a word it doesn't even need to be mentioned. You'd have to be some kinda freak to be offended by "butt". (No offense to anyone who is. You're still weird, though.) --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::::Dorian, thanks ''so'' much for calling my grandmother a freak. My grandmother happens to be a very nice old lady. (This is a joke, I'm not really ticked off. ;-) ) But just so you know, I've observed that it is a bit of a generation thing: the older people are more likely to be offended by "butt" (and likewise with "crap" and "freaking"). That's my two cents. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 09:15, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::Not to mention that "butt" can be used in many different ways (the original meaning was "end"):
:::::*End/edge butt (something I learned in Tech Ed.)
:::::*Cigarrette butt
:::::*Rifle butt
:::::*Etc.
:::::Anyways, we shouldn't mention "butt". ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 12:52, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
::::::Even though it is considered a bona fide swear at my aunt and uncle's house, I don't think it belongs on this page. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 13:20, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Heh. My grandparents have no problem with "butt." In fact, I've heard my grandmother use said word on many occasions. I honestly can't see how anyone would consider "butt" a swearword. It's just a synonym for "rear end," after all. And of course, you have things like [[Wikipedia:Butt joint|butt joints]], etc. ~ [[User:Bruce|Bruce]] 01:50, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

== "Sucks"? ==

I'm not sure what others' thoughts are on this, but I generally consider "sucks" a vulgar word; I'm not offended by it, but I was surprised by its presence in a couple places on the site, probably on roughly the same level as "hella." Should it also be mentioned? {{unsigned|LuigiHann|20:40, 19 July 2006 (UTC)}}
:I wouldn't consider it vulgar enough to be listed here or considered a swear. {{User:Salty/sig}} 20:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
::Interestingly, the phrase used to be considered ''extremely'' vulgar, but over the years it has progressed on the [[Wikipedia:Dysphemism#The "dysphemism treadmill"|dysphemism treadmill]] to the point that it is acceptable even in mainstream contexts. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 21:46, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

==alternate universe==

Shouldn't we add the part where Strong bad says "flippin' off rainbows" from sbemail 150? (it's in the song) {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 02:24, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

:Where's the swear? {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:47, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

::If [[the bird]] is in this list, [[alternate universe]] should be too. Or they can both be removed; it's fine with me. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 02:49, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
:::I suppose it falls into the "implied" category. Sigh... (you can guess I'm not fond of it, but it is acceptable for the page). {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
::::So... want me to add it?

== Do you think it's better without Swearing except for Crap? ==

I do, because i sick of cartoons that ''aren't'' cartoons, if you get my meaning?
Well? [[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 02:14, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

:I don't think I get your meaning. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 07:13, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

well, what i'm trying to say is that cartoons are meant to be enjoyable for any age, not to filled with swearing,gore, etc. That's what i think.
[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] 23:02, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:Well, I agree that a large part of the charm of H*R is that it's funny without resorting to typical devices other animated entertainments rely on for shock laughs, such as potty language and excessive violent imagery. That said, I don't necessarily feel that a cartoon (for example, South park) which does employ potty language and extreme violence in its humor is less good, just different. In other words, I see it less as an issue of quality an an issue of broadest audience. So it's not "better", but it's quite an accomplishment that the 12 year olds and the old geezers like me alike can enjoy this and not be subjected to imagery or dialogue which might be seen as inappropriate. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:07, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::I think it's better because it's much easier to be "funny" with swearing. The fact that H*R can be at times, hillarious without vulgarity... to the extent of swearing or cursing... proves that TBC are very intelligent.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:09, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:::But that logic would suggest that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not as intelligent, when in fact it's pretty clear from their work they're geniuses (as are TBC). They use a different set of rules and tools than TBC, so it's different, but does it necessarily mean TBC are more intelligent than TP+MS? It's like comparing apples and chainsaws, their approaches differ too vastly to effectively compare. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:12, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::::I prefer this way of doing things, the without swearing way, because all it does is enable people of younger ages to enjoy the content. {{User:Salty/sig}} 23:20, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
This talk page is about the upkeep of the wiki article. May I recommend our companion [http://forum.hrwiki.org/ forum] for discussion of the subject itself. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 23:27, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
:While you are of course correct, I can also see an argument for exploring the utility of swears in animation as essential to the understanding of why both this page and its contents exist. Are the swears and swear-like items we document here to be seen as a deviation from the standards we've come to expect from TBC? Are they intentional references to the tradition in modern animation of employing naughty words for comic effect? Are they not references at all, but ''instances'' of the use of naughty words for comic effect? Yes, a generic discussion of whether SP or H*R is better because of the extent of the use of swearing is Forum fodder, but other points are, IMO, germane to the upkeep of this page. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 23:57, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
::I feel like I oughtn't, but since Qermaq opened the discussion loophole again briefly, I'll jump in. I hesitate at the first question there, Qermaq, which hints at the perennial has-H*R-jumped-the-shark questions that come up often and are almost always unanswerable and unnecessary. One interesting thing you hint at, though, is that the significance of this page is not the way they ''don't'' swear, but the way they represent, replace, or suggest swears. Which suggests questions of the history of doing so in other cartoon genres, like [[old comics|comic strips]]. Which gets back to Nik's starting supposition: although technically what defines a cartoon is that it's animated instead of filmed, you identify an assumption that they're intended for, or at least suitable [[for kids|for, kids]]. (And the previous two links could be taken as H*R weighing in with meta-commentary on its own role in these dynamics.) Which of course leads to the question of ''why'' we connect cartoons with kids—what about their origins, political cartoons, etc.—by which point it's ''definitely'' ready for the forum. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:15, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

==Space Program==

In [[space program]], Strong Bad says "we spent all our money on this ''kick awesome'' logo". This could be a reference to kick ass, but, it's another one of those that might not really be nessicary to include. {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 00:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

==Fo' Shizzle?==

<blockquote>...Another one reads, "SB is the shizzle", which in this context means "Strong Bad is the shit".</blockquote>

I think that one's being read a bit too much into. We can't be sure of his context, he may have just thought "shizzle" is a funny word, and didn't realize it is sometimes attributed to profanity. In fact, Wikipedia gives the meaning of shizzle as "...rap slang word for 'sure'", which is also the general meaning that I have understood in the past. Though the context of "Strong Bad is the sure" admittedly does not make sense, it seems to me that this comment is simply an abstract comment of "Strong Bad is the shizzle" without the "meaning" of shizzle being obviously clear, if there in fact is one. In short, I think we're reading much too much into a word that doesn't have a specific meaning. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 02:47, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:See [http://izzle.urbanup.com/625718 izzle.urbanup.com/625718]. "Fo' shizzle" means "for sure", but any other use of "shizzle" means "shit". In this case "SB is the shizzle" makes sense, as calling someone "the shit" is an (admittedly weird) way of saying that they're good or cool. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:59, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
::I understand where you're coming from, but my problem with it is other quotes such as "[[Parsnips A Plenty#Easter Eggs|Curses! I've gone to Hell! How unfortunate!]]". In this context, that would mean "Curses! I've been damned! How unfortunate!". However since they didn't choose to use the swear word, it doesn't constitute a swear word any more than "freaking" or "dang". {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:54, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
:::I disagree. I think they meant it. Even if they didn't, though, it's still notable that that's what it ''can'' mean. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 04:04, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

== TBC/Others Swearing? ==

Should this article cover TBC and other people connected to H*R swearing? TBC swore in a couple of interviews, and the end of [[Ballad of the Sneak#Commentary Transcript|the BOTS commentary]] is vulgar. Suggestions? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 01:03, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:I personally don't think so. This article is about swearing and references to swearing on H*R.com. It's really not notable that they swear in real life, as (given their humor) they don't seem like the kind of people who wouldn't. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:25, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::Yes, but we should include swears in commentaries. Those are still part of the H*R universe, even though they are somewhat removed.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 01:55, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:::Part of the H*R body of work, perhaps, but not part of the H*R universe. ;) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::::You're right. They sometimes cross over though, when one of the characters suddenly joins in ;-) {{User:Loafing/sig}} 02:35, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:Is "pissed off" a swear? I don't think so. It might be less than Grandma-and-Grandpa's-house etiquette, but that's not what defines a swear. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:10, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::It's listed as vulgar slang in most dictionaries. I don't know whether that actually answers your question. I would tend to think that it ''is'' a mild swear, given that it is censored on TV (more so in the past) and has a permissable form ("ticked off"). — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:28, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
:::According to m-w.com, a swearword is vulgar or profane. Vulgarity is essentially lower-class speech (which is relative to your class); profanity is language that insults one's belief of what's right and wrong in the world (which is relative to your beliefs). BTW, "pissed off" is condidered "sometimes vulgar" by m-w. Of course, dictionaries merely chronicle usage, and as such should not be seen as prescriptive, so multiple sources should be consulted. It remains that "pissed off"'s swear-ness may or may not have a concensus among lexicographers. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:52, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
::::"Pissed off" comes from the root "piss", which is unacceptable in any circumstance (at least for me). ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 03:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

== [[trevor the vampire]] ==

Alright. I hate to challange one of the most-used examples of profanity on H*R.com, but why do you guys automatically assume that Strong Bad was going to say "what the f**k"? He could have just as well said "what the freak", which would be covered under [[Freakin']]. Peoples? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:21, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
:I posed the same question long ago, either in talk someplace or in a edit summary. The response I got was that "freak" didn't make any sense. Wish I could find that conversation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:27, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::<s>Wikipedia's entry on "[[Wikipedia:WTF|WTF]]" says that "freak" is just as likely. Hmmm... ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:31, 28 August 2006 (UTC)</s>
:::Wait... nevermind. But it is still just as likely. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:33, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::::Nothing else makes as much sense as F*** (unless, maybe, it's some odd-spelling variant, like what my friends use. Fark, fawk, fook, and so forth). --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
:::::In ''your'' opinion. Look at how many times Strong Bad has used the word "[[Freakin'|freakin']]". Does the situation here merit that he would say "f**k"? ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 18:46, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
::::::Mu, first off, of course it's his opinion, this is a talk page. Second, while he has said "freak" a lot, he has never said it after "What the". What the crap, just plain what the, but never "What the freak". So "freak"'s suddenly no likelier than any other f word, after all. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:52, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

== KF'nC ==

I personally think that the KF'nC basket should be listed here, but I wanted to get other people's opinions first.

I think it's quite likely that the "f'n" stands for f***in'. After all, if it was KFreakinC or KFrigginC, TBC would most likely just call it KFreakinC... {{User:Raised by Coffee/sig}} 18:16, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

:Doesn't F stands for "fried"? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 20:24, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
::Maybe the F does stand for freakin', but KFreakinC doesn't look as good as KF'nC. To me it's too speculative. And yes F does stand for Fried. [[Wikipedia:KFC|Kentucky Fried Chicken]]. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 21:22, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

== British swears ==

Do we really need to censor the british word for male genetalia? In my experience it tends to be used at a similar (possibly slightly higher) level of profanity than crap, and is also mentioned in the article for [[sb email 22]] -- [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 15:42, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
:Which word are you talking about, and where is it being censored? — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 16:38, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::He's talking about bullocks. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 16:41, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
::Ok, censor was probably the wrong word, but the question still stands, dont really want to change this without at least some agreement to attempt to avoid any offence [[User:DumbMuscle|DumbMuscle]] 22:00, 7 September 2006 (UTC)
:::It's not really censored anyway. All people have to do is hover their mouse over 'English slang term' and see 'Wikipedia:Bollocks' magically appear underneath their mouse pointer. I'm British, yet I'm not offended by the word. I've heard much worse. There's a warning on the top of the article anyway so I can't see why it should be 'censored'. -{{User:Jeppo/sig}} 22:09, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

== "Screw All Y'all!" ==

Should we include that? because "Screw" is slang for "f**k" - [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:Actually, both are slang for "copulate". But I don't think "screw" in this context rises to "swear" level. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:15, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
::I agree — it's too mild, and I think that "screw you" is used by plenty of people who aren't consciously substituting it for something else. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 21:22, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

==Ass==
I understand many people think that Ass is a terrible word, but over here in the UK, it's hardly a swear at all. It's in the same boat as hell. Does this still count? --[[User:Gerkuman|Gerkuman]] 17:54, 7 October 2006
:As the Brothers Chaps aren't in the UK, yes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::Well, "ass" is hardly a swear on the level of many others on this side of the pond, either. "Asshole" is a pretty offensive word, though. "Smartass" and "horse's ass" - not so much swears as mild insults, but they do contain "ass", and as such are crude to many. Thing is, what's a swear to me might not be a swear to another person, it's a bit relative. Anyway, to address one point you made, if there's a difference between UK and US reasoning in any given case here, we normally default to the US thinking as H*R's a US-based website. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:04, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

== Think I found two more ==

In the email [[different town]], Strong Sad says "Calm down, spaz!". Doesn't this shorten to "spastic", which is sometimes considered politically incorrect?

Also, in [[Shopping for Danger]], Gunhaver says "screw with the weather!", which is a variant of f**k. Am I right? (I'm probably not, but meh) -[[User:Jimmy91|Jimmy91]] 20:15, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:I have never heard of anyone finding "spaz" insulting, and "screw with the weather" just means "mess the weather up weird". --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

:"Spastic" might be insulting, but is not a swear. And "screw" is a more acceptable term than the one you allude to, so it's not a "variation" at even swearness. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 20:21, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
:'''Edit Conflict'd:''' "Spaz" is indeed short for "spastic" [http://m-w.com/dictionary/spaz], but I don't think it's a swear. An indirect insult of disabled people probably, but not a swear.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:23, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Gunhaver could still have said "f**k with the weather", though, couldn't he? I mean, if H*R.com was M-rated. It would mean the same thing. -[[User:Jimmy91|Jimmy91]] 18:38, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
:Both would mean "mess the weather up weird", yes. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]

== Homestar Talker on Second games Menu ==

On the Second Games Menu, the description for Homestar Talker is: "Homestar says the darndest things. You want to make him swear, don't you? Shame on you! Call your mother!" or something like that, but it mentions swearing. --[[User:Young Roy|Y. Roy]] 15:39, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
:I went ahead and added it. Next time, feel free to go ahead and edit the article yourself. (If you're concerned about getting the formatting right, just do your best and someone will help you fix it.) — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:03, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

== I Swear That This Is Not What The Article Is About ==

I always assumed that the swears listed on the article are meant to be curses, not oaths. This would mean that "honest to God" should not be listed here.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 22:27, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:I concur. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 22:33, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
::I agree as well. Sure, an oath is ONE definition of a Swear. But this article is about the curses used (or almost used) on H*R, profanity, not oath's. Perhaps this article would better be suited as "Curses" instead as it's title? --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:57, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:::"Swears" is more the TBC term, though. See also [[Talk:Swears#Title]]. --[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]]
::What you call it is merely personal preference since it can mean more than one thing. But obviously what it DOES mean for this page is profanity type usage. Therefore, it doesn't change the fact that "honest to God" seems inapropriate for this page. So the page can remain as Swears, but maybe a disclaimer for what definition of it at the top of the page? Makes sense to me. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:41, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
:::I agree. "Honest to God" is not a swear the page's sense of the word. I'm removing it. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 10:46, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
::::I agree with this thread. Since the phrase in question was literally a swear, I felt it deserved a hearing on the talk page before being removed. There does not need to be an additional disclaimer; this talk page does the job fine. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 01:31, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::I think there DOES need to be a disclaimer. Why? Because it would shoot down something immediately if it didn't meet the criteria the page is looking for. Let's say somebody else comes to the page wanting to put something on there that meets the definition of Swear, but the wrong one. Another oath or something similar. Now, MAYBE they'll see this on the talk page. Or MAYBE we'll have to go through another discussion on the talk page. OR! We could have this nice little message that tells you that this page is for Swears that meet this definition: etc. So they know right away that it's geared towards profanity. But what do I know? I'm just making total sense here. --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:43, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
:::Nah. Consensus was reached here. If such oaths are posted, we can remove and point to this talk. No need to clutter the page, and everything's easily removable with adequate explanation. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 01:49, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::Exactly when was Consensus reached? When one person shot down the idea? Sure you count as two but I don't see how a single line (which is what the disclaimer would be) constitutes as "cluttering the page." I don't mean to make a big deal out of it, but I think it makes perfect sense.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:00, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
:::The consensus reached that I was describing was that oaths need not appear on this article, not that a disclaimer is or is not necessary. My post was using the clear consensus on this talk that oaths don't belong here as an argument against needing a disclaimer, as we can simply refer to this consensus when reverting any oaths added. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:23, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
::Ok, I understand what your saying now. I didn't before because of the finality in your statement. "Nah, Consensus was reached... end of discussion," is how I took it. I mean, the only arguement I made above yours was about the disclaimer. However, I still think it would save valuable time in some respects if that consensus was just right there in a single line on the page. I mean, then people already know. Or we can wait until they just post something that is an oath and say "That doesn't go there because it doesn't meet the right criteria --- read this" and post a link to this discussion, or however you decide to do it. I mean, if the disclaimer was there they'd already know. And if they did it anyway, just say "read disclaimer." I mean that IS what the page is about right? Profanity type swears. Gesturing included (such as giving the finger). --{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:37, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

== The reason I tried moving this to "[[Vulgarism]]" ==

Why I did that is because I've never heard of such thing as a non-verbal swear, if the finger counts as one. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 01:12, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

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Y2K — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 00:52:11 GMT

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User talk:Phlip/Archive 2

Y2K — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:38:03 GMT

Y2K: /**/Random logo

{{/Archives}}
== Where art thou? ==

Phlip, buddy, here in the Eastern hemisphere (i.e.: me) miss you on IRC. Where have you been? I can also see you don't edit as much. Is everything alright? {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:34, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
:End of semester. Uni work == Very Yes. I haven't had the chance to do that much wiki-related of late. I will return, don't worry. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 06:37, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
::Good luck them on them tests. Just wanted to hear a word from you. :) {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
:::I'm making a visit to all my eastern hemisphere buddies. All my buddies on this side of the earth, let me hear you say, "Hey!" Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, CortStar. ...Nah, it's really 2:40 in the morning. I should grab some cinnamon and go to bed. —[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 06:42, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
::::"Hey!". Grabbing some cinnamon? That's not very ladylike. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 06:47, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

== Subtitles ==

I remember you made a way to put subtitles on Flash cartoons. Are those still on any other website? The two they were on both went down. [[User:Libertyernie|Libertyernie]] 01:03, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
:I probably have it around somewhere... but I'd rather not post it again unless I can get it to work a ''lot'' less kludgy-like. And I can't do that until I get Flash (the creator, not the player) working again... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 09:15, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

== /Archives?! ==
Your archive template is just <tt>/Archives</tt>. Since I wanted to know how you made it look so cool, I tried to find the template. I searched /Archives, User: Phlip/Archives, Template: /Archives, and Template: User: Phlip/Archives. Where could it be? — {{User: Seriously/sig}} 11:31, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
:[[User talk:Phlip/Archives]]. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 11:32, 20 June 2006 (UTC)

==Thank you!==

Thanks for cleaning up my user page! {{User:Cutepetsrus/sig}} 14:05, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

== Gyp (theme song) ==

You asked: "Did you even read..."
Maybe you could look at Jay's talk page - then you might be able to figure it out for yourself instead of asking the question in your editlog comment on [theme song]. [[User:198.49.180.40|198.49.180.40]] 00:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
:I have read that, and see nothing to suggest that anything should be changed. As Jay said, "gip" is listed as an accepted variant in at least the [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gip American Heritage dictionary]. [http://www.google.com/search?q=gyp+roma+slur Your own Google link], in just the preview bits from the first few links, I can see "It seems a bit of a stretch to therefore claim "gyp" is a slur." "know that the word ‘gyp’ deriving from ‘gypsy’ is not the least bit a racial slur." "And as you found out, using "gyp" doesn't mean an ethnic slur against gypsies anyway."... and so on. So what is it you claim should be changed? {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

== Stinkoman Cheat version ==

I would use the forum, but it won't let me join! Anyway, here's the info:

-Whenever I go into the file, full, normal, or non-downloadable, I would not let me play it it's say, "Game not loading" in the bottom corner and still show the loading animation. 
-Windows 2000 
-IE. Don't know the version. 
-When downloaded, Flash 8, but now, Flash 9 
-Updated my flash player version 
Thanks in advance - [[User:Young Roy|Young Roy]]
:Hmm... First off, it probably actually says "Game not playing" in the corner - which is where it puts assorted information when you are actually playing the game. It says "Game not playing" when you're in the menus and such. For the forever-loading problem, I'd suggest checking that you have all the files extracted correctly - You should have at least cheater.swf, stinkogame.swf and objectLibrary.swf in the main folder, with a lot of .xml files in a levelData folder and lots of .swf files (cutscenes and the manual) in an externalSwf folder... if they aren't in these subfolders, or are missing, I think it'll act like you're saying... I'm not certain, it's been a while since I've looked at it... As for not being able to join the forum, ask for help [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewforum.php?f=3 here] (you can post there without signing in). {{User:Phlip/sig}}

== Help ==
Can you figure out why [[Subtitles:sbemail150/en|this transcript]] isn't loading on the site? It was working fine before. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 16:15, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
:There was a missing '>' on one of the lines... <code><line start="2031" end="2086"<oldstrongbad></code> – if you use the "test" thing in the new script, it tells you about stuff like that. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:44, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

== Spyware ==

I seem to have messed up a page and revealed some coding again, which is strange, because it hasn't happened on the past few pages I put discussions on. Unfortunately, I forget what to do to kill spyware. Any ideas? -- [[User:Dragoon5464|Dragoon5464]] 16:00, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
:[http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/ Ad-Aware] and [http://www.safer-networking.org/ Spybot Search&Destroy] are the usual tools for fighting a malware infection. They're both free, and they scan the computer in different ways, so they're both handy to use (one may see something the other misses). As for the adware only affecting some of your edits... the way it works is by adding extra code to whatever's in the edit box when you hit "submit". So if you only edit a section, it can only add its crap to that section. If the section is short and doesn't have any of the keywords it wants to try to add links to, it won't do anything. But if you edit an entire page, it'll have more potential places to add links, since there'll be more in the edit box. if you have any problems with either of those tools, feel free to ask me for help... good luck! {{User:Phlip/sig}} 16:10, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

== Javascript frame count ==

Sorry to bug you, but is it true that there's a javascript thing to see the current frame of a flash file? (Sorry if I don't make sense, I'm a bit confused.) --[[User:Color Printer|Color]] [[User talk:Color Printer|Printer]] 18:19, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, use this [[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|page]], as long as you have Mozilla Firefox.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 19:59, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
::Yes, but you see, I use IE and I'm not switching to Firefox anytime soon, so don't say anything like "Get Firefox!" or something like that. --[[User:Color Printer|Color]] [[User talk:Color Printer|Printer]] 20:32, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
:::You don't have to "switch" to get Firefox. You can continue to use IE if you install Firefox for the subtitles.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:35, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
:::By switch, I also mean install. Plus, my dad seems to have disabled me to be able to change the internet security, so I doubt I could even get Firefox to work. --[[User:Color Printer|Color]] [[User talk:Color Printer|Printer]] 20:40, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
::::Then I don't believe, to my knowledge, that there is any extension of IE so that you can get the javascript thing.--{{User:H*bad/sig}} 20:50, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
:::::The changes I made to the seek bar can be backported to the bookmarklet... quite easily, in fact. However, the IE version of the bookmarklet is a massive kludge that I wouldn't touch with a 10m pole... stupid IE and its stupid URL length restrictions... I'll look into it. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 00:18, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
::::::Sorry to bother you, but, being the one who suggested asking you in the first place, I was specifically talking about the Javascript property which showed the current frame in the Flash file being displayed. Perhaps you could write a script with a "Pause" button and the current frame number. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 00:48, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
OK, first, go to http://pastebin.ca/raw/159387 and save that somewhere to your hard drive. Then add a new favorite to your favorites list, with this url:
<blockquote><code>javascript:(function(){ var s = document.createElement("script"); s.src = "file:///C:/path/to/wherever/you/saved/the/script.js"; s.type="text/javascript"; document.body.appendChild(s); })()</code></blockquote>
(replacing <code>path/to/wherever/you/saved/the/script</code> with the actual path to wherever you saved the script). That should work... at least, it worked for me. {{User:Phlip/sig}} 01:15, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
:BTW, your father might be swayed by the advantages of Firefox as a browser. Research it and lay it down for him. It is a great browser. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 02:31, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
::Thank you, Phlip! *fhwee!* P.S. I'll take that into consideration, Qermaq. Or wait until I get my own compy. :P --[[User:Color Printer|Color]] [[User talk:Color Printer|Printer]] 13:12, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

== Greasemonkey's so cool ==

I've dared myself to watch every Homestar toon ever made once again, just for renewing memory. I downloaded your script to do it. I must say, you're pretty darn awesome. But are there any other scripts (preferably related to Homestar) that you happen to know about? Thanks. →[[User: Will|Will]]← 23:52, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
:http://userscripts.org/ is a large repository of GM scripts, and I'm sure there are others... I don't know of any other Homestar-related ones (well, I know of two, but I've already incorporated both of them into mine). {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:00, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Wouldn't it be 3.1''.1'' rather than 3.11? Wouldn't 3.11 come two after 3.9? {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 03:43, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

:When I typed "Version 3.1" my first thought was [[Wikipedia:Windows 3.1x|this]]... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:46, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

== All In One Subtitle'n Woes ==

Yesterday was a good day. I made three subtitle contributions across three different toons and they all worked fine. I figured out how to code it, test it... and viewing it was way awesome. You rule.

Today wasn't so good. Today, although I've done nothing to my computer or FireFox or anything. The subtitles quit working. It still says Loading and then it goes away... EVEN though I know there are subtitles for that cartoon. (mine and others I didn't do)

So I thought it was the script. Uninstalled it and reinstalled. Didn't work. I don't know what else to do. It worked fine and now it doesn't. What's up?
--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:38, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
:<strike>Empty your cache, and try again. If it still doesn't work, open the Javascript console (from Firefox's "Tools" menu), and look at the error message at the very bottom. If that doesn't help you, post the error message and the name of the toon here.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:24, 13 October 2006 (UTC)</strike>
:I fixed it. [[Subtitles:Characters]] was broken. You might have to clear your cache to make it work for you. Thanks for giving us a heads-up.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 07:39, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

== Random logo ==

I tried to use the JavaScript function <code>Math.floor(random())</code> for a random logo generator on Stinkoman K's [http://amazingstuff.elwiki.com/ Amazing Stuff Wiki], but it won't work. Could you help? If you do, I'll give you permission to use it in your JS.

Here's the code I used:
<pre>/* random logo */
function() {
var logoURL = document.getElementById('p-logo').getElementsByTagName('a').style.backgroundImage;
switch(Math.floor(random(2))) {
case 1: logoURL = "url(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2050/amazinglogosd5.png) !important",
case 2: logoURL = "url(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/787/amazingstufflogowo3.png) !important"
}
}</pre>
--{{User:Y2K/sig}} 09:38, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

HRWiki talk:Logo redesign 2006

Y2K — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:59:42 GMT

Y2K: /* Okay, so which one should we choose? */ 2 choices.

==Proposed logo discussions==
This is the discussion section for [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006|the 2006 logo proposals]]. Please address the logos in the section with the matching heading title. Click on the heading title to view the logo to which it refers. Please keep comments about logos civil and friendly; you can say you don't like a logo without instigating contention.

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current|Current]]===
The strengths of this design are its simplicity and its connection with the [[Intro]]. Aside from its slightly older style, one possible weakness is that by featuring only Homestar, it suggests that he is representative of the H*R body of work as a whole, which over time has grown to revolve around other characters equally or more (well, Strong Bad). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:44, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
:<s>[http://www.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/wikihrlogo_new.png This one] seems to be just the ticket to me, though I'd like it even more if pixel by pixel the only thing that changed was Homestar. Maybe I'm just too used to the current design. I ''do'' still want the character's latest design in there instead of one that's a year or two old though. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 08:47, 6 November 2006 (UTC)</s>
::It ''is'' the latest design, only drawn differently. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 13:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Oh, so it is. Never mind then. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:52, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
:What makes this one so strong, and what I think we need to keep in mind with whatever we choose is that it is a logo, it is simple recognizable and easily connected to what it represents. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::I'm kinda tired of this one. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:59, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
I don't see what's wrong with our current logo. It still looks good and works well. I'd personally like to keep it. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:44, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
:I see nothing wrong with it either, but I also want a change of pace. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:02, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

I am very sorry - I like many of the submissions I see, I mean, they're all really great. But the current one is the best of them all. If we didn't have a logo now, I'd pick the one we have now. '''''BUT''''' in my opinion, one of the other logos that have been suggested for this wiki would be great to replace the one over at the fanstuff wiki!! --{{User:Nerd42/sig}} 20:33, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Keep the current one, it reinforces the actual website, is simple and uncluttered, and features Homestar himself.--[[User:Saxonjf|Saxon the Deutschmaster]] 02:19, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Almost Everybody|Almost Everybody]]===
Somebody said they wanted more characters in the logo. I think it was Trey. So I put some more in there as silhouettes in the background. I think it's a very professionally done styled logo. I like it.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:34, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:Homestar look a bit off. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:59, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::Petty attempts at flaming someone else for disliking your logo aren't really smiled upon. Honest, tactful opinions only, please. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:06, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I like the two side silhouettes but I'd take out whoever is in the middle. Can't see him anyway. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:10, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Lapper, to my knowledge Trogga hasn't made any logos, so far only bleedorange and I have {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:12, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::He did the Encyclopedia Style logo above.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:17, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::1. I didn't criticize his logo just because he didn't like mine, and 2. that ''was'' honest, tactful opinion. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Oh, no, of course not. Let me find that edit summary... ah, here we are. "It's my turn to bash YOUR logo!" Let me know what you think is "honest and tactful". — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:22, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::That wasn't meant to be taken seriously... --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:24, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::FYI, sarcasm doesn't come through in written form. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 03:29, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::That wasn't sarcasm. (OK, I'll stop.) --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 03:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I actually like this logo, but can't you fix Homestar? Especially his eyes. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:14, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::There's actually no difference between this Homestar and the others in my other logos, it's the same one. I've been working with the same PSD file all along. The reason it appears like it to you, most likely, is because the image is surrounded by white. Due to the fact that the logo is darker than most the others. If you copy and paste it into a darker bordered surrounding, it wouldn't look that way as much. Otherwise I have no idea what your talking about because I didn't change him at all.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:22, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I see. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:24, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:I'm not sure about the characters in the background, I understand the desire to include more of "what H*R.com is about," but I see this as not being inclusive of the universe while leaning towards becoming too busy to be a LOGO for the wiki - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::Blury. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Good concept, and looks pretty sweet. I wouldn't mind this logo. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::It's blurry on purpose, foreground in focus, background out concept. Not my favorite, I personally vote against this one and I made it! lol.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:19, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Basement|Basement]]===
For reasons stated [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|above]], I don't really think SB's basement is really the place to put Homestar Runner. It's more his domain than Homestar's. Which is why I think this logo wouldn't work.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:42, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:[[:Image:Wiki logo basement 2.png|just a thought]] {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 04:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::Nah, I think if any other character is going to be on the logo, then Homestar should too.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::The logo will have to have Homestar on it. There's no way around it. He's the guy.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:38, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::If this wasn't "named" basement I think it would take less flack, as this is the design on the walls of TBC's office. I mean it is much of what a logo should be, simple, clean, clear, distinctive, and well connected to what it represents. The patern of this wall is very well recognized as something conected to H*R.com while at the same time showing that this is a seperate entitity from anything TBC created - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Black Background|Black Background]]===
:I like this one head and shoulders above the others, it has a professional look that an encyclopedia should have, and I really like the logo in the background which I feel better represents the H*R universe than any forced inclusion of other characters. Again like "basement" it is simple, clean, clear, distinctive, and easily connected to what it represents - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 18:27, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::I don't think the black background would go well with this white and colorful website. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:51, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current Updated|Current Updated]]===

:I kind of enjoy this. Not to much of a change, like the Full Body one. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:44, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::I like this one a lot too, except I think the word "WIKI" should be flattened a bit so that the "W" doesn't look so, pointy. That or maybe a new font entirely (altho this one works well).--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 00:06, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Yes, awexome, though the font could change. {{User:Salty/sig}} 00:30, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
::::I like this one the best! — {{User:SamFisher1022/sig}} 20:17, 18 November 2006
:::::I like this one, but I think it would be cool if this was combined with the full bodied one. {{User:DBK/sig}} 05:05, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::DING! You win! I'm glad to see an update of the current logo that's not so bright it actually kind of hurts my eyes in a sitting too close to the TV with the lights off kind of way. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 10:38, 19 November 2006 (UTC)'''EDIT:''' Though the font still ought to be Bauhaus. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 23:50, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::This, along with [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#World|World]], is one of my two favorites. I do think that Homestar's mouth should be closed though. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:41, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I still think this is the way to go. It stays close to the logo that's worked well for us for quite some time while making it look less old-fashioned. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 01:05, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Edit Link|Edit Link]]===
- This idea is supposed to encapsulate some of the idea behind the wiki: a transition between [[The Field]] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/headbg-kb.jpg the wiki background] (I wanted it to be a smooth, blended transition from the colored field to the washed out grayscale background, but I don't have the tools) and the [edit] link you see on wiki section headings. Needs some cleanup though, if it's going to be usable. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:23, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

:Until I read this, I thought that Homestar was standing in a spot right next to [[The King of Town's Castle]] (grass to stone). It just looked like that to me upon first glance, and I wouldn't have given it a second thought if I didn't read this. I think the sudden change is a bit disorientating. If you blended it, however, it might be a smoother logo. Pardon the pun. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 04:26, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::This is definitely the best concept I've seen yet, no doubt. It symbolizes the wiki greatly, but somehow I can't see this becoming a recognizable logo. Maybe it's just the sudden change that strikes me. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::It's a neat idea, but people wouldn't probably get it when they came here for the first time. They'd wonder why Homestar is next to the KOT's castle with Edit written no the wall. lol. I still like the concept, but I can't think of a good way to do it in a small image and it still be a good logo.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:23, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Could you create a mock-up of how this would look if actually applied to the main page? Because I have some slight doubts that it would produce the desired effect. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 23:06, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::I can't see this working at all, I understand the idea and it's good as an idea, but as a logo it doesn't seem to fit. Nor does it give recognizeable branding to the site. Very low on my list - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Encyclopedia|Encyclopedia]]===
A bit plain, but symbolizes the idea of a H*R encyclopedia/wiki. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 00:41, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:I definitely don't like this idea at all. Text as a logo?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:39, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::I was going to add Homestar, but MS Paint wouldn't let me. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 02:57, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:I, also, disagree with the use of this logo. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I still kinda like logo, mainly for text I've chosen. Feel free to improve the idea. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:21, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::I don't think anyone would get that it was supposed to be an encyclopedia. They would just see text and go, "what's that supposed to be." Logos are generally visual. I don't like it because I can't think of a way that this would be appealing.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:26, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::I was tryin' make a logo like [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wiktionary:Main_Page Wiktionary]. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 06:30, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::I get that one because it uses a pronunciation key (or whatever you call it)... and varying font sizes, etc. Yours just looks like a paragraph from a book. But either way, even if it looked better I don't like the idea. Personally.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 06:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::I think the Wiktionary logo is pretty bland. Not what I would have chosen for something as exciting as the HRWiki.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 06:35, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Hang on. This might be cool in the background behind Homestar... {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 18:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Even with Homestar, I think it's going to be too busy and not representitive enough to be a logo, but I'm willing to wait and see - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I agree. As a logo alone, it's quite bland, and as a background, it would be distracting. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 22:56, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::Text woldn't work. 1.) It's boring. 2.) It wouldn't look right on this backround 3.) it makes no sense. Why couldn't you just put words as the logo. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:56, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Having the words as the background isn't such a bad idea. It might be a little distracting, but it might not be as distracting if the words are in faint print. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:It would look bad also because Homestar is white and the background is white... a "wash out effect" would happen. It's not a very interesting idea, IMO.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:38, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::I don't like this logo at all it would look like part of the page not a logo for the page.{{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 22:20, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I never really intended this logo to be a real logo; I just wanted to present my idea for a logo. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 20:23, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Everybody Everybody|Everybody, Everybody]]===
I made this one fairly quickly, it could use some better-looking text. Ideas, comments? {{User:FireBird/sig}} 21:55, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:Very good! WAy better than I could do. So... cool. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:58, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:It has potential. But like you said, look for some better text. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:17, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::Seems a little bright to me, might not match with the current background. But as Lapper said, it does have potential. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:04, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I really am quite against featuring EVERY major character on the logo. I just think it makes it cluttered plus it's hard to do in a 150x150 spaced area and still look good. They're SO TINY on that image that you can barely see them. To bring them closer where you CAN see them makes it that much harder to put them ALL in there. Do you see where I'm going with this? Homestar by himself or with say the second leading character (Strong Bad) is about as much into this kind of idea of multiple characters as I think we need to get. Because really, it's not like people visiting here are going to not know there are more characters. TBC don't have every character on their main intro page, and the website IS Homestar Runner.com after all.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:26, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, Homsar's not in it. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 01:29, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
:I have nothing against trying to get more characters into the logo (although I'm against making Strong Bad central), but I agree with BleedOrange that the chances of anything simular to this actually making it so that it's clear and recognizable is slim at best, so with so many options, I vote no to this one fo'sure fo'sure - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#FCUSA Puzzle|FCUSA Puzzle]]===
The logo is a renderation of the wikipedia logo with Free Country on it. It signifies that we continueously build on the Homestar Runner World. [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 22:17, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:The logo itself isn't bad (but not great either), but I am a bit disturbed by the idea that we "build" on the world of Homestar Runner, because while we look inside that world at things deeper, we're not really adding to the world TBC created in any way really. As far as the logo goes, I like the idea, the logo itself isn't that simple though, or really all that clear. But it is a good general idea for a design focus. The other thing is I'm not entirely sure that using the globe puzzle, a logo should make a "brand" (in this case the site) distinctive from other simular sites, so thats my view on this. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 01:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
::I'm not saying that we're adding to the world of Homestar Runner, I'm saying that as the Homestar Runner universe expands, we add onto the wiki, building on the information of the world of Homestar Runner as more things are divulged. [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 16:08, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Ok. Makes more sense to me now. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:24, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:Actually, I think you should cut out Homestar and the background and put Homestar Runner WikI under it and it'll look like Wikipedia. --[[User:Gert7|Gert7]] 08:40, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::As Ilko said, we don't want top connect our identity too much to another website. [[User:Strong Sader|Strong Sader]] 11:15, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::I really like the "cleanliness" of this logo. The strong black lines around the globe and the kamikaze bg. Although I think it's a little odd of the placement of homestar's head and the font. I still like it and with some work it could be better. I do agree that using the puzzle concept still connects us strongly to wikipedia... and it probably would require (maybe) their permission as well.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 00:11, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
::I think there's too much going on in this one. It's also too close to the Wikipedia logo for my taste.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:16, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I agree; too 'busy'. Nice try though. [[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 01:01, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Field|Field]]===
I kind of like this one...and the field is a good background for the logo. What about Homestar, SB, and maybe one or two others gathered around the stick? Or maybe that would be too cluttered. Hmm.... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:This isn't bad, but the field seems a little non-specific for a logo. Not first place in my book - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::I think this would be my favorite if it had the kamikaze background. But I see there could be a problem with the lines converging. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I like having The Field as a background. It's a good general representation of the H*R universe. One of my favorites right here. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Homestar and Strong Bad|Homestar and Strong Bad]]===
:This is a pretty good concept: I like the inclusion of Strong Bad as well as Homestar, since both are equally central to the Homestar Runner body of work. If we end up liking this design, there are some small suggestions I could make, but as an overall design I think it shows great promise. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::Not to into this. I like the idea. But not this logo.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:56, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::It's cool. BUT I don't don't like the blinking. {{User:The thing/sig}} 23:01, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::The thing I don't like is the font. Dark on dark? - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:09, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:Too too much Strong Bad focus along with color and font issues. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Homestar and Strong Bad in the Field|Homestar and Strong Bad in the Field]]===
I liked the idea above, but not the logo itself. So I put them in the field. Whatcha tink?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:36, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:I like a lot of things about this: I like the inclusion of both SB and HR, the foreground/background juxtaposition, and the classic setting of The Field. In my mind, this is a strong candidate. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 03:38, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::I think it's a very nice logo. I'm using it on my monobook right now. I increased the brightness so it blended better with the Wiki. It looks pretty good on my 'puter and I think it has a lot going for it. Features the two main characters in a classic and common setting for the toon.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 04:01, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I'm still happy with the original, but of the prospective future logos, this one is my favorite. Simple but effective. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:29, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Also my favorite... I like Homestar coming in from the side, and I love Strong Bad's pose. Excellent. {{User:FireBird/sig}} 23:12, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Very professional looking. Not my personal favorite, but one of my favorites. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Looking over them all this ''might'' (I'm not sure) be my favorite. It 1) doesn't have just Homestar, 2) has Strong Bad, and 3) looks, well, logolike. I can't quite explain that, but it has a certain logociousness that, say, Weclome Back doesn't. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:19, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:I agree with AbdiViklas. This logo looks ''very'' professional and a lot like a logo. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 01:22, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::This one's my favorite and Official Logo Homestar gets second place. This design really does look professional, unlike some that would be more appropriate for the informal fanstuff wiki. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 13:49, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
:While I do think this is above average as a logo for the site (in that it is pretty clean and recognizeable), I don't like that it seems to focus on Strong Bad with Homestar seeming to interupt him, if we go with anything with both involved (which I am very against anywho) it should have Homestar at center and Stongbad in the background and mostly out of frame. Also I think Homestar should have his mouth closed in any logo design, it's just more professional. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::While I hear what you're saying, I'm not sure I understand it: Why do you feel so strongly that it should be just Homestar, or Homestar-centric? (Um, aside from the fact that it's called the "Homestar Runner Wiki", I supppose.) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 01:53, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:::There are a few ways to look at it: 1) if this is your first experience with the world of Homestar Runner, you would expect the character at the center of the logo to be Homestar Runner. 2) We are Homestar Runner Wiki, and not Homestar and Strong Bad Wiki, while Strong Bad is important to the H*R universe, he is not the "focus" of the site 3) Our logo and thus our "brand" has been Homestar-centric, and thus to remove him from the focus really changes our "brand" and I'm not sure thats needed.
All of this is comes back to the same thing you said, our name is Homestar Runner Wiki, and our logo should represent either the entirety of the website, or the character for which the site we're a wiki about was named. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 02:22, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:To me, it looks more like Strong Bad's in the background, while Homestar is closer to the viewer. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 01:10, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
::Which is what it's supposed to look like.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:00, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Homestar in Front of Logo|Homestar in Front of Logo]]===
This is a simple redesign, but design is different than others in a way that its so unoriginal, its original. Think about it.--{{User:Strong Devon/sig}}01:30, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
:Thought about it. No, I don't like it. Not clean enough or clear enough to be a recognizable branding (logo) for the wiki. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Homestar STAR|Homestar STAR]]===
A cool idea I had. I can do lots of things with this idea, but this is the general concept. He could blink, the star's contrast could be less... his could be more... etc. etc. I accidently flattened a layer while making it, so it was impossible to further change the star's outline. So I'd have to redo it if it was picked to change that part... that or edit a new outline over the current. Anyway. Here's the concept. Whatcha tink?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:40, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
:My initial reaction is I like it alot as is. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 02:44, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

::I like this one a lot. I think this, Kamikaze Full Boyd, World or the Current Updated are the best designs. While I'm still trying to figure out my top favorite, this is definitely one of them.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:59, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

:::In case anyone cares, these are some alternate versions of the STAR logo. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hstar2.png 1] and [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hstar1.png 2]. Neither of which I like more than the original I submitted. But thought I'd mention it anyway.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:24, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Jokestar Runner|Jokestar Runner]]===

It's dot Joey! {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:38, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:This logo would be perfect! Unfortunately, I don't think we could get permission to use that picture from TBC ;) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 17:29, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

::Since when do we ask TBC for persmission to use pictures? ;-){{User:Loafing/sig}} 19:29, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

:::Actually. that's the next project after the logo redesign: send TBC individual emails about each image on the wiki asking for their permission to use them. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 22:17, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Funny! Funny. That...is a joke, right? -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 01:12, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Yep — it's a joke :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:39, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Have TBC given any indication that they want us to do that? If they email one of you and said that they'd prefer for us to get permission to use their images, then ok, we respect their wishes. But since we've been at this for half a decade and if they haven't complained, then I would consider it a severe annoyance to email them about every image. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 02:28, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::See above :) {{User:Trey56/sig}} 02:39, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Actually, we've only been at this for three years. Point still taken, though. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 10:18, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Kamikaze Full Body|Kamikaze Full Body]]===
This is like the idea with the logo but without. It's my personal favorite. I think it is the best example of what the new logo should be like. Similar to before but with a refreshing twist.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:44, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:If this section symbolizes [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|18, 24, and 25]] as a whole, I vote for No Logo Homestar style. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:08, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah that's what I meant for this section to symbolize.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:20, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Then yeah, all for this. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 05:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::I really like this one. Simple, but updated. Not too much going on, but newer.--{{User:bkmlb/sig}} 05:08, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Heck yeah! [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|24]] is my favorite. I think this is the style we should go with, personally.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:38, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::This version of the logo is my personal fave. The old background with the new Homestar. Because he's what the site is all about and don't you forget it! If you try to bring other character to the logo, some (like me) will complain why you left out that other character. Blinking or not, I don't care. but I want '''this one'''. {{User:E.L. Cool/sig}} 17:28, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Would prefer a more strait redesign of the current if we went this route, but it's ok - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
I almost like this one. The only thing I dislike is the white outline around Homestar. It's too thick. I would like it is it were fading into the blue like the current logo. Also, I dislike the crampedness of the words "Homestar Runner". Maybe if Homestar were further down a little, and the words were a little bigger. I don't know. {{User:Salty/sig}} 03:20, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:Between this one and the current one, I think the current one is better. It's simpler, more visible, and Homestar looks (and is) more intelligent with his mouth closed. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 04:34, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::I agree with all others who have this as their favorite. It's a subtle, yet powerful change that is just what this wiki needs. It keeps the simplicity of the old logo, but with a twist. Pretty awesome. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::I agree as well. This logo is just what everyone is used to, but updated.{{User:Flamer8965/sig}}
::::::::::This one's definitely my favourite too. I've got it set as my logo in [[User:Loafing/monobook.css]] for over a week now, and I'm pretty happy with it.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 10:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
There doesn't seem to be much disapproval for this logo. I still think it's better than any of the others. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 20:04, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:Argh, the white blur! It burns my eyes! - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 18:20, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::I fixed the lines behind Homestar. They are no longer crooked.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:56, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
I'm leaning towards this one. {{User:DBK/sig}} 06:09, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

====Kamikaze Full Body Blurred====
I decided to make the background out of focus. Here's what it looks like.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:10, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

:I think this is quite a bit better than the regular Kamikaze Full Body. I'll go for this. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:33, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
::It's okay, but can you please lessen the white glow around Homestar? Make it less intense, like the current logo. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 17:56, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
I like this one. [[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 00:46, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Ok guys. I listened to you. I, get ready for this, REMOVED that white outline and made it more of a transparent glow. It does look better I think. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/kamikaze_new.png VIEW UPDATED BLURRED LOGO WITH NEW TRANSPARENT GLOW] - also, I made an experimental alteration that probably was a bad idea, but here [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/kamikaze_new1.png it is anyway].--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 07:45, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
::::First new one is good. Second, not so good Al. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 10:11, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, the first new one is better. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 18:18, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Lappy|Lappy]]===
This one is interesting and the lettering is pretty nice, I think, but the animation will probably lose it's novelty after a while and annoy some users. I have nothing against animation (like homestar blinking) but not as constant as this. Maybe a static version could be used? - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:09, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:Yeah, I don't like the cursor blinking either. But I do like the concept. I can make strong bad in it too ya know. It's just the idea. I can take away/add to it. It's best to leave it as one character though, for the reasons that this image is too small for too much more to be going on in it.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 01:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::Good concept, the design as a whole doesn't seem to quite hit me as a "recognizeable logo" but it's again something that could be worked with I think, better than alot of options in my eyes, but still not the best - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::The blinking is kind of distracting. {{User:The thing/sig}} 23:02, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Agreed. To me, all the animations are distracting. A simple and easy to remember logo is what I'm going for. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Weighed against the other (and now better) ideas. I don't like this one much anymore. Blinking, stationary or uhh.. blinking. It's nice, but not nice enough to be the WIKI logo IMO.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:30, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
I like the concept, and the design but it's too... non-logoish (as stated by Ilko). Still, it's well done.[[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 00:50, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Official Logo Homestar|Official Logo Homestar]]===
Summarizing the objections from [[HRWiki:Da Basement/Archive 7#Updating the WIKI Logo|above]], including the official logo in ours may cross an ethical boundary. Despite this, I think this is an example of a way to broaden the scope of our logo from Homestar the character to the Homestar Runner body of work. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 00:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:The black one above, does a better job of being a logo for the wiki, as I concur that this makes us seem a little too connected to H*R.com and TBC.
::I would like it better if the logo was in front of Homestar. With him in front, it's hard to read what the logo says. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::His star is supposed to be replacing the one in the logo, if I'm getting this right. Instead of this: h*r It's this: h/*\r Get it? -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 23:00, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Official Logo with Green Wiki|Official Logo with Green Wiki]]===
Looks GWEAT. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 01:12, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:A branding issue with this one. Makes us seem way too connected with the official world of Homestarrunner.com. We need to be sure to keep our brand distinct from TBCs as while this site wouldn't exist otherwise, we are completely seperate and not connected in any way, thus our logo needs to represent that. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 01:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
::I just don't see how using the official logo in our logo is any different than using Homestar in our logo. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 17:33, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:::A definition of a logo(edited from Wikipedia): "A logo is a graphic element or icon of a trademark or brand. A typical logo is designed to cause immediate recognition by the viewer. The logo's shapes, colors, fonts and images are usually different from others in a similar market." Thus to use the official logo of Homestarrunner.com as the main focus of our logo is to give the impression that we are part of that brand, which we are not. This is also part of the reason I think we shouldn't stray too far from the logo we already have (Homestar-centric as someone called it). - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:24, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Very well put.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:10, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
This, is, actually the ''first'' suggested logo change, taken from [[HRWiki:Main Page Talk Archive 2]] at [[User:Pertmywert|Pertmywert]]'s request. I think it's well crafted. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 23:29, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:I'll concur that this is a GREAT logo, everything I'd want in a logo if it was my company (simple, easily identifiable, very well connected to the subject represented, presenting a positive and professional image.) Yet, the branding issue is a major problem, there's unfortunately (at least in my mind) no real way to get around it, to make enough changes to avoid potential trademark infringement (or at least intellectual property infringement if it's not a trademarked logo) we'd be cheapening our brand to that of a cheap rip-off of an original (see lots of store brand sodas or "fake" watches and jewelry brands.) Also I stand by the fact that to move too far from what the logo we've got now is not just changing our logo, but rebranding our entire effort, which I do not see as being something we need right now. (If we had changed our mission or our way of operating or something else then yes, we should look at rebranding ourselves, but we haven't.) As is, the only reason to update the wiki logo seems to be that we want to modernize to better represent the subject of the site and just to look more "current" with the times. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 23:58, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
::I won't mention the H*R logo problem. We've heard plenty of that. But I will say that I definitely don't like the green "Wiki" font. For some reason, the green with the red and blue or the regular H*R logo makes me think of this logo like a kid's toy or something. I just don't like it.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:26, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I think I definitely like this one best. Less is more. {{User:Taco Salad of My Dreams/sig}}
Can't put my finger on it, but there's just something about this one I like and dislike at the same time (sorry, wasting space) [[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 00:55, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

=== [[HRwiki:Logo redesign 2006#Old Homestarrunner|Old Homestar]] ===
I made this logo with paint (so excuse me for the bad picture) of the Old Homestarrunner standing next to a light green oval with the text HRWiki and standing in front of a white background. - [[User:Sherlockrunner|Sherlockrunner]]

:[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh!]] No. ¤ {{User:The Mu/sig}} 17:34, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
::To be less blunt than The Mu, it needs work. Lots and lots of work. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 18:46, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
:I said it was made with paint. P.S can i try one more time? - [[User:Sherlockrunner|Sherlockrunner]]
::No, I don't think so. The submission time has expired, but you "could" make alterations to it and see what everyone thinks. But now is a little late anyway. Sorry. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 22:39, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Old New Star|Old New Star]]===
I'm not sure how much this crosses the boundaries of too much. But I thought it'd be kind of neat if the logo could switch back and forth between the original design for Homestar and the current. The one in the example above is set for 15 second intervals. But I made a [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrstar_oldnew30.gif 30 second] and [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrstar_oldnew60.gif 60 second] one as an example. The 15 second is just so you don't have to wait around forever to see it. The 30 or 60 is the actual timer I think it should have. Most people would see it as it is. Just a regular logo, those who stick around for awhile might notice it changed. They'd be like, wait a second... wasn't that a diff. Homestar? It will loop back and forth every 30 or 60 seconds from the original design to the current. It's not a very big file size either. Only around 20 kb.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 04:54, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:I like the still image of Homestar (current) in front of the old star, but I don't like the animation. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:14, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::No matter what is decided, I think that this will deserve a paragraph in [[A_History|our history]] once we all decide. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 05:18, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I basically copied the way TBC animated it. So, uhm, what are you saying man! You don't like TBC's animation!?! lol. And yeah, this is pretty historical. Err, hysterical. Hysterically long.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:36, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::TBC rarely morph between Homestars if ever. I don't like the looking of going from old to new, it looks rough and abrupt. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 15:45, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Go look at Strongest Man in the world... that's where it's from. I did take out two frames of the animation to get file size down, but otherwise I did it exactly how they did. It doesn't have to be animated either. This is a '''DESIGN IDEA''', it's for the design itself, not just the animation. I can make it stationary too. I kind of like it more stationary anyway. Although I had to animate it. You say TBC never morph between them, but that's not the point. The point is that it morphs between them so sometimes it's the original design and sometimes it is not. It's supposed to be abrupt. I could make it .. fade.. into the other but I promise that wouldn't look as good. How do YOU think it should be animated if you don't like it. Got any ideas? :)--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 16:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:Now I made another version where he just blinks (NO MORPHING)... [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hsnewstar_blinks.gif stationary - just blinks]--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 17:33, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::Bleed, you really don't need to get this defensive. You are doing some fine work here but not everyone is going like everything that you do. As I stated above, I like this one stationairy like the link that you post immediately above. Keep up the good work. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 18:12, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:I'm not a big fan of the multi-homestar options, we're an encylopedia, not just a history textbook, also this one strikes me as a little too much like something that would be on the website, and we should keep arms length from that in my mind. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:: First of all, IRF, I'm NOT getting defensive. I don't know what you got out of what i said, but I didn't take offense. I wanted it to be CLEAR that this is an idea for a logo and it does not have to morph, blink or do anything at all than be a stationary image. Which is why I pointed out "design idea," and I could go on defending what I said but the point is I wasn't offended at all. I asked how he thought it should be animated because I'd actually like to hear some new ideas if you don't like something. Don't just say, oh well I don't like this... why not say what you would like as well? Anything I say on here is me trying to make clear either WHY I did something one way or that it's just an IDEA and I welcome more. Or I wouldn't continue to keep making logos. And, Skev, I don't see a reason why we should keep away from something that would be on the website. Just because Homestar is standing in front of a star isn't a big deal. I could have him stand in front of a field, kamikaze blue rays or a million other things... but it will all be derived from something on the site. The current logo is like something you would see on the site. So that's my thoughts on this. Oh and I also made a transparent version of the logo. See [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/star.gif this link here for transparent version of the logo]. That's it for now!--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:31, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I changed the animation, it's a lil smoother now. I think. 20 second interval.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:54, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Once again, the animation could be distracting. I'm all in favor of a still image, though. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Puzzle|Puzzle]]===
This is an interesting logo. You can't really see the characters underneath the puzzle design, which only represents one part of the wiki (the lots of different article "pieces" part). So it's overshadowing the main concept here, even though I must admit that the logo itself looks really awesome. Oh, and I [[HRWiki:Main_Page_Talk_Archive_15#Just_Kinda_Wonderin.27...| totally called the slogan]]. -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 16:26, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
:I think this one's pretty cool, and very professional-looking. The only flaw is that it's a little hard to see the details on the pieces when it's logo-sized... {{User:Trey56/sig}} 05:16, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
::I like this one as a logo, but due to the problems mentioned above, it should not be the main branding logo of the site, if we were a company, I would highly recomend this as a secondary informal logo (for backgrounds, stationary, art, immaging) , so as much as I LOVE this one in every way shape and form, for our purposes, *sigh* - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

:I really love it. I hope this is the new logo. -Nintendokinz

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Running Intro|Running Intro]]===

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Then and Now|Then and Now]]===
I like this particular new idea because... quite honestly, it's going to be very hard to get multiple characters with-in the small logo and have them large enough to visibly see in a nice way. Homestar is, technically, the main character and alone can represent the toon itself... which is why he is on the main pages on the official site. This idea shows how far H*R has come from old to new, and is themed around the original book. Which is always nice. :)--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 23:49, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
:I like that one, except It seems a little simplistic. Maybe the Homestars could be moved up a little, and have the lettering the same as either the one we have now, the star themed one, or the darker outline one? {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:03, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::Yeah I could do that. But I was trying to copy the way TBC actually did it on the book. I could make it show all of both Homestar's bodies.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 03:47, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::I think maybe we could do half old half new (i.e. the old field and homestar on one side new field and homestar on the other)? Just a thought.--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 05:49, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:Don't think much of this both for the reasons mentioned in the "field" and in "then and now" - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::I like it. But, I don't like the possition of "the homestar runner wiki." {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:57, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Weclome Back|Weclome Back]]===
One aspect that I like about this one is that by including multiple characters, it better represents that this is the Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon) Wiki, and not the Homestar Runner (character) Wiki. I'm interested in seeing other logos that incorporate multiple characters or perhaps just Homestar and Strong Bad. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 23:44, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
:I like the [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki_hrmarziblink2.gif blinkage style]--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 05:44, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::If Homestar is blinking, shouldn't Marzi blink too? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 11:28, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Marzi does blink.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:37, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki_hrmarziblink.gif I like this one the best.] --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 13:03, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:This is too busy for a logo, it isn't something that will be easily connected to the wiki itself in my mind, and it's just really busy. - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 19:07, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::What do mean "busy?" --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
:::[http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/busy "Full of distracting detail"], probably. {{User:Qermaq/sig}} 21:36, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
::::This one's pretty good, except the text is kinda hard to read. Other than that, good logo. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::Just to clear things up, I'm pretty sure the [[The King Of Town|KOT]], [[Marzipan|Marzi]], and [[Homestar]] all blink in this logo. --{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 00:44, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::The King never blinks. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 00:48, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::I swear I saw his eyes move...--{{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} 02:13, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Wiki_Globe|Wiki Globe]]===
I realize that I am not the best graphic designer in the world, but I think that the general idea comes across. The faces need a little bit more work to "sync" better with the globe, and Homestar's face may need to be a little more prominent. Besides that, this is pretty much the concept. I'm not sure if the Wikipedia logo can be used like this, but I don't see why not. -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 23:01, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
:I like it. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 00:22, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:While it's a nice idea, this would make us look affiliated with 'Kipedia. Some folks are already confusing us as it is, and I don't think we should enforce that perception. I strongly prefer an independent logo of our own.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 00:41, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::In answer to your last sentence, Ation, this kind of falls under the discussions above about using the H*R logo as part of our own. (I.e. might not be okay, and even if it's okay, maybe not desirable.) Although I wouldn't be nuts about this as a logo, I ''do'' think it's awesome. (This, by the way, is what I immediately thought of when I saw "Puzzle".) —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 00:43, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:::On the subject of whether this would be allowed, I suggest you look at [[User:Soapergem/Legal]] – though that was about [[:Image:Homestarpedia.png|Homestarpedia.png]], and we'd have to ask them again if we chose this logo, I expect we'd get a similar response. Personally, I agree with Loafing, the line between us and Wikipedia already seems muddied enough, to new users... {{User:Phlip/sig}} 03:51, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Agree with the above comments. Nonetheless, it does look really cool! {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:27, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:In addition to the Wikipedia issues, we are not Strong Bad Wiki. You're not doing any favors to first time visitors with this one. We need to make sure the logo represents what we're about to someone with no idea who we are (or maybe even Homestar is). - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I made some changes to the logo. Mostly, changes the globe from Strong Bad's head to Homestar's hat, rearranged faces, and "coolified the letters". People think it's better or worse? -[[User:AtionSong|AtionSong]] 00:44, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:Much better, but many of the issues from above still are in play - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 01:40, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
===[[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#World|World]]===
I made a brand new logo that I think works very well. Everyone's opinion is always different but I like it. For one thing, it incorporates a globe behind Homestar... we're like an encyclopedia to the world about Homestar Runner, many people using the Wiki are from all around the globe. This shows that. It uses the fictional globe in which Free Country, USA exists, so it also doubles as a symbol of the HR world. Homestar is standing there. Obviously. And it stands out from most of the other ideas, the website itself and is very different from the original logo. I made a few different colors for the background. A grey, blue and brown one. I tried other colors and trust me, they don't look as good.
*[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Grey.png Grey]
*[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Blue.png Blue]
*[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Brown.png Brown]
*[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Grey_Bl.gif Grey Blinks]
*[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Blue_Bl.gif Blue Blinks]
*[http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/Logo_Redesign_World_Grey_Bl.gif Brown Blinks]
And just in case you are wondering how it would look ON the wiki. I made a GIF image that cycles between them as an example. It's low quality, but it gives you the idea. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/exampleworld.gif Example of Logo on the Wiki Itself]. I am a big fan of either the '''Grey''' or '''Blue''' ones. I don't like the Brown so much. And I'd actually prefer it to be stationary, but I made some that blink too. I could always make the blink times less or more. Anyway, what do you think?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 20:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::Due to requests.. I changed the main idea to a lighter colored background. Which I like better too. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/lightergrad.png VIEW UPDATED IDEA HERE]. And if we wanted to change the favicon, it could always be the image of the globe itself without homestar in front of it.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:13, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::That new one is very cool, although I don't really like how his shadow is going to the right, as if the light is coming from the right. It sort of conflicts with the shadow that TBC already put there. If you removed the spotlight, that would make it perfect. (He's floating a little too. You might want to remove the shadow below him.) I wouldn't really like shading in the logo at all, if nessicary, because you want it to seem like it's looking straight at you. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 21:32, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Per your requests.. I removed the shadow on Homestar (agreed it contradicts the established shadow, though I could move it to the other direction). [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/world_somechanges.png View Some Changes on the logo]. How's that?--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:41, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::I think that it looks great now, nice and slick. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 21:43, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::I like it... a lot. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 21:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::: I changed the direction of the shadow, and did one without the shadow... changing the way Homestar faces to being the right. Take a look [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/World_shadowleft.png With Shadow Facing Right] and [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/hrwiki/world_noshadow.png Without Shadow Facing Right].--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 21:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::It still seems a little weird to me with the shadow, now it's conflicting the world's shadow. (Plus, Homestar's a little off center). I do think that the one without the shadow is great. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:06, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::Corrected some problems with the one where he faces right with no shadow. (I made the other side of the globe darker on accident) [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/facerightnoshad.png View Corrected One Here].--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 22:00, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::Well, this gets my vote. It cooooool. It reallyhas nothing to do with the wiki exept for the homestar. But alright. {{User:The thing/sig}} 22:52, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
AWSOME! Go with it guys! -[[Strong Badman]] The day before Thanksgiving @ 9pm

I love this one. Probably my second favorite. Good representation of the Homestar universe. Not too simple, not too busy. {{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 23:53, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
:Can you make Homestar blink in that logo? --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 00:55, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::Having Homestar blink would probably mess up all the awesome gradiants Bleed0range has in there, so it would probably be messy (and impractical) to make him blink. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 00:58, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Good point. The awesome gradients of this logo would match the awesome gradients of the Main Page. --[[User:Trogga|Trogga]] 01:15, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::::The Kamikaze full body is no longer my personal fave. This one is definitely my personal favorite of them all.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::I agree. This one is very awesome. Except, the gradient mixed with the world's shadow. Maybe getting rid of the world's shadow would help? (Curse those shadows! They always seem to get the best of you!) - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 02:21, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::Nah, I think the gradient around the globe is necessary. It makes it look nicer than without. I tried it without and I didn't think it looked very good. The gradient is what helps give the globe a three dimensional feel. Things can have multiple shadows. Getting rid of the world's shadow would be a very difficult photoshop edit that would require a lot lot lot of time and probably not even look very good. I tried increasing the brightness... that didn't work. I'd have to piece it together using like the clone stamp tool or something which... *sigh* would take forever and like I said, probably look awful.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 02:35, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::Even with this logo, which looks fine, I still firmly believe in the 18/24/25 version. But then, it's a personal choice that I'm going for minimal change here. I just want to preserve the integrity of our original logo as much as possible, and I don't feel any of these other logos fulfill that. — {{User:Lapper/sig}} 03:25, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Holy crap this one is way better than the full body logo I totally change my vote to this one like Bleed0range {{User:Flamer8965/sig}} 20:50, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
While I don't see what's wrong with our current logo, this is probably my favorite of the new ones. - {{User:Joshua/sig}} 14:43, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
:This one is very good, and I think it would look awesome with a transparent background (much in the same way [[Wikipedia:Image:Wikipedia-logo-en.png|Wikipedia's logo]] lays on top of the page). We can discuss these details more if we end up picking this logo, though. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 08:11, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
::I do like this one. It does very little to mess with the current branding of the site and organization while updating the logo to something that feels more "modern". It is fairly simple to recognize, exclusive to this site, and makes good conections to what we're about here at the wiki. It makes my top 5 (behind Homestar STAR and Current Updated, and along with Basement and Puzzle) - [[User:Ilko Skevüld's Teh C|Ilko Skevüld's Teh C]] 17:08, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::Yes, this one has a lot of potential as a transparent logo. It wouldn't even have to be saved as a real transparent GIF or, in its case, alpha-blended PNG (due to the shadow), since its place on the page is static; we can just insert that portion of the page background underneath it and flatten it. But the globe and shadows would have to be tweaked so that the shadows don't "run" outside the 150×150 space allotted. [[User:Octan|Octan]] 21:17, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:I agree with Joshua completely. If the logo must be changed, please let it be to this one. - [[User:Point7Q|Point7Q]] 23:20, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
::This one is my favorite. The only thing that I don't like is the font. If we are selecting a new logo, why not a new font? {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 22:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:I like this one. It's pretty cool. Though I DO agree that the font needs to be changed....
::I heard that it would look nice if this image were transparent. SO, now it is. In fact, I made two versions. One is transparent and animated (the blinking) and the other is just the older version but now it's transparent. Here are the updated logos. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/World_Transparent_Animated.gif VIEW ANIMATED TRANSPERENT WORLD LOGO] or [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/World_Transparent_NonAnimat.gif VIEW NON-ANIMATED TRANSPERENT WORLD LOGO]. Test them out on your monobook to see if they look good or not. Oh, and for those who don't know how to use their monobook (or your just lazy), I took a screenshot of it on the main page... [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/Example_Of_Logo_On_Wiki_MainPage.jpg Check it out].--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 19:43, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
:::This, along with [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current_Updated|Current Updated]], is one of my two favorites. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:41, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

==<s>Other ideas</s> (submission time expired)==
<s>Do you have a great logo idea but not the graphic design tools to make it yourself? Post your idea here, and someone may try to make it.</s>

===AhnbergHand===
Another suggestion, which in no way discounts my support for the current logo with Homestar's current design, is [http://www.hrwiki.org/logoright/logo.php]. Perhaps one of those images? I especially like the one in AhnbergHand. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 08:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

===Wiki Bowl===
Maybe A big star in the background with "Homestar Runner" in a arch and "Wiki" in a bowl like shape with Homestar and Strong Bad's Head {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 03:37, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

===Main Page Message===
Look, I got an idea of a logo that I can't make, cause I neither have the template I need nor the font I need. How about a logo that looks like the Main Page message thingy that says "Homestar Runner Wiki"?.--[[User:Marvelrulez|Marvelrulez]]

==Favicon==

There have been strong objects to using anything a logo that [[:Image:Logo Redesign Official Logo Homestar.png|resembles]] [[:Image:hrwlogoidea-fixed.png|the]] [[:Image:Logo Redesign Old New Star.gif|offical]] [[:Image:logo.png|Homestar Runner site logo]]. Here is a [[:Image:Official_style_logo.png|screen print]] of the QOTW page. You will notice 4 times where we've used the official h*r logo. #'s 2, 3, and 4 can be argued as legit because they do link the official site, but #1 (the icon at the top which also appears in your bookmarks) doesn't have anything to do with the official but our site. I propose that if so many people feel that we shouldn't be using the h*r logo, we also shouldn't be using it in the address bar of the browser. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 14:29, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:Well, the favicon doesn't stick out as much as the logo, and as you said, the rest are links to the official site. If we adopted the Homestarrunner logo as our logo, I think that that would just be intense copycatting. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 14:38, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::Although I certainly don't see any reason that, once we get done with this, we don't turn our attention to a new favicon. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 14:44, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Definitely. We already addressed this briefly at the [[HRWiki:Da_Basement/Archive 7#favicon|original discussion]].{{User:Loafing/sig}} 20:33, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:What's a favicon? -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 23:00, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::A [[Wikipedia:Favicon|favicon]] is what IRF circled a 1) in his screenshot.{{User:Loafing/sig}} 23:02, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Ah, I see. But that'll probably just change with whatever logo we end up picking, right? What's the use of having a logo and a favicon that look completely different from each other? -[[User:Brightstar Shiner|''Brightstar Shiner'']] 23:11, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::::I guess that's hard to answer until we've picked one, but the size differences might matter. A favicon has to be able to look good and be recognizable in very small dimensions. —[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]] 23:19, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::The favicon has doesn't match our current logo so it doesn't logically follow that it would change too. I think the onyl reason that it would change is all the recent discussion about the official logo. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 04:20, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::It would be, in my opinion, hypocritical not to change the favicon after the discussion about the official logo not being used in the logo. The favicon uses the H*R logo, which, according to many user's opinion's here, would be immoral. If you can't use it in the logo, then you shouldn't be able to associate the official logo with any other part of the Wiki itself, including the favicon. So I think it HAS to be changed if the majority of user's believe you can't use the H*R logo in the Wiki logo. I'd find it hard to argue that point.{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 18:33, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::So everybody stop talking and make something. It need not match whatever we go with for our big logo. Also, we will use variations of it at the fanstuff and forum, so keep that in mind. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 18:51, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::Idc, I tried for an hour last friday to find the actual graphic for the favicon, so that I could study it in terms of dimensions, pixel size, and how it look when enlarged. If I could find the graphic file, I would be glad to propose favicons. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 19:43, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
:::::::::The file is at [http://www.hrwiki.org/favicon.ico favicon.ico] for nearly all websites. - {{User:The Joe/sig}} 19:47, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
::::::::::The image displayed by most browsers is 16×16 pixels. Ideas do not need to be in any particular format. We'll handle the technical details of converting it and whatnot. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 19:51, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
:Some ideas are as follows. [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/homestar.jpg Homestar's Head] looks nice as an icon. Also, [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/homestar2.jpg With a background color] and [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b89/bleed0range/starshirtico.jpg starshirt red]. It's rather difficult to accomplish written text in a 16x16 space, these are the most legible and pleasing designs I could come up with.--{{User:Bleed0range/sig}} 05:17, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
::I like the idea of the favicon matching the logo in style. If we pick either of my two favorite logos, [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current_Updated|Current Updated]] or [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current_Updated|World]], then I would suggest that we use for the favicon Homestar's head against the blue Kamikaze background or Homestar standing against the globe, respectively (no words in either case). {{User:Trey56/sig}} 18:46, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
:::Trey I'm not sure that you realize how hard that is to do in 16x16. I'm surprised that we can read hrw in our current favicon. I tried to make a few but even the simple were very non-readable. If we are to make a favicon that matches the logo that will have to be on talented dude or dudett. {{User:Invisible_Robot_Fish/sig}} 04:19, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
::::Well, I had actually done a couple ''very'' rough mock-ups before I posed the above comment; and while they looked small, those things ''always'' look small, unless you have an exceedingly simple graphic... I hear you though. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:27, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

== Okay, so which one should we choose? ==

A lot of these are very interesting and creative ideas. Kudos to all who have participated so far. Now we need to talk about which one, if any, to actually choose. Note: this is not a vote, it's a discussion, in which we will hopefully reach a consensus. During this process we may simply choose something from the project page, or we might revise or combine various ideas. I'll get the ball rolling: the original mandate was to update, rather than completely replace, the logo. While I certainly like many of the designs, I would be satisfied with the [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current Updated|Current Updated]] design. It would give us a more modern look without straying too far from our current design, and I think the close-up of Homestar is better than half-body or full-body shots. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 02:26, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

:I like the [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current Updated|Current Updated]] design as well, but I'd be happy keeping the [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current|Current]] design as well. This is our logo, it's the way it's looked for a while and a bit of a freshening is good, but an alltogether change would be too drastic. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 03:30, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

::I concur with Dot com. [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current Updated|Current Updated]] is good for me, and for basically the same reasons he's given. {{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 03:53, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

:::I would be equally happy with [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Current Updated|Current Updated]] and [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#World|World]]. The former, for all the reasons above, and about the latter, I think it looks professional enough, and perhaps the presence of the FCUSA globe helps extend the scope of the logo beyond Homestar Runner the character to the greater Homestar Runner Universe. Or perhaps I'm full of crap. At any rate, it would look cool with a transparent background laying on top of the other background. {{User:Trey56/sig}} 04:25, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

::::I like both [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Puzzle|Puzzle]] & [[HRWiki:Logo redesign 2006#Official Logo with Green Wiki|the green wiki one]], if I can have a say in this. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 04:49, 26 November 2006 (UTC)