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Eating Non-Food Items

Youradhere — Sun, 29 Sep 2013 16:05:31 GMT

Youradhere: /* Homsar */

[[Image:Sm eatrocks.png|thumb|Some tasty rocks]]
[[Characters]] often '''eat non-food items''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

==[[Bubs]]==
*Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Wikipedia:Kashi Company|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.
*[[One Two, One Two]] — Bubs puts a tennis ball and a Chinese food takeout box into the meat grinder/sausage stuffer.

==[[Coach Z]]==
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z drinks blue [[Listerine]] mouthwash.
*Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot cold cuts.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks [[Coach Z]] into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] fur.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z is found in a locker with several half-empty bottles of regular Listerine. It is implied that he drank them.

==[[Homestar Runner]]==
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a pinecone.
*Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of change off of the floor.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar swallows a small bug and accidentally tells Strong Bad that he swallowed his computer instead of the bug.
*Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[bread]].
*[[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — If the viewer does not select anything on the main menu, Homestar will try to eat the menu selections.
*[[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[cake]].
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo, rather than a carrot. Notably, he seems to be dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.
*[[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar bites a [[Nintendo#Wii|Wii]] remote, after calling it a "futuristic candy bar".
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar eats his quarter, Lucky George.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] — Homestar believes it would make sense for his non-edible hat to be cooking on a food grill.
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar refers to a box of thumbtacks as "an after-school snack", and downs the entire box.

==[[Homsar]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Two of the choices for Homsar are shaving cream and a wrench. Homsar says "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!" when you give him the wrench.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Homsar thinks that The Cheat covered in whatsit is chocolate cake.

==[[The King of Town]]==
*Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[cake]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen eggs, washes them down with a roll of toilet paper and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-corn light bulbs.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various deodorant products.
*Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
*[[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town, as a stocking, hopes it isn't unethical or unlawful to want to eat himself and claims that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
*Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses The King of Town of eating Halloween night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
*Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
*Email [[nightlife]] (Easter Egg) — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.
*Email [[fan club]] (Easter Egg) — The King confesses to have eaten [[The Poopsmith]]'s [[whatsit]] pile.
*Email [[buried]] (Easter Egg) — The King orders the underground layers of [[Strong Badia]] as if he is reading a menu.
*Email [[rated]] (Easter Egg) — When The King hears that you have to eat puppies for breakfast in Transylvania, he tells the Poopsmith to pack his bags and plastic fangs.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In order to prevent Strong Bad from using it to leave his house, the King of Town eats Strong Bad's map from [[Homestar Ruiner]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The King of Town is seen eating a Wii remote while being recruited for DÖI. He also eats part of the wire to the button that activates Strong Bad's secret stage prop. He also eats bleached, buttered bats on stage.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — When The King of Town is asked by Strong Bad why he dressed up as Hello Kitty, The King of Town replies that he dressed up as his favorite candy. Strong Bad remarks, "Um, I'm pretty sure those were erasers."
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — The King of Town mentions that he's eating a chocolate dipped tapeworm.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Bad accuses The King of Town of eating the colonel's mustard and the rope and the parlor. The King argues, "I only admit to two-thirds of that statement."
*[[Soap Box Doiby]] — The King of Town thinks the soap box derby is for eating soap.

== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==
*Email [[concert]] (Easter Egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].

==[[Marzipan]]==
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something", and Strong Bad tells her that she can come home and eat [[pie]] and money.

==[[Pan Pan]]==
*[[TWenty THANXty Six]] — At the request of [[1-Up]], Pan Pan swallows both 1-Up and Stinkoman.

==[[Sickly Sam]]==
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — Sickly Sam eats [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], foiling his plot to sell Sam to the glue factory. Other items found in his stomach include a barrel, a shovel, a jug of [[alcohol]], and a parcheesi game.

==[[Stinkoman]]==
*[[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be pudding, he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
*Email [[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]]. After eating it, he claims that "it tastes like a [[number one jam]]".

==[[Strong Bad]]==
*Email [[interview]] — After a brief conversation with [[Homsar]], Strong Bad prepares to gnaw off his own leg.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that the piece of paper containing the last panel of the comic (and a picture of the Hotgly One) is a piece of [[pizza]] and stuffs the paper into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it.

==[[Strong Mad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
*[[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.
*Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[wikipedia:Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
*[[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
*Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth", swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Mad accidentally eats The Cheat, and Strong Bad then claims that Strong Mad eats The Cheat four times a day.

==[[Strong Sad]]==
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he ate colored chalk and nearly died, while he also confesses to have eaten baking chocolate when there was no other chocolate in the house.
*[[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Sad enjoys making stewed Easter basket grass (whether he himself eats it is debatable, however).

==Other mentions==
*Email [[english paper]] — The second page of the paper is a diagram depicting batteries being eaten.

==See also==
*[[Concoctions]]
*[[Food Still in Peel or Package]]
*[[Characters Being Eaten]]

[[Category:Food running gags]]

Coach Z's Problems

Youradhere — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 22:51:11 GMT

Youradhere: /* Miscellaneous */

[[Image:2probs.png|thumb|"The Coach Z says, 'I have more than two prablems.'"]]
As explained in [[Main Page 11]] and [[Who Said What Now?]], [[Coach Z]] has claimed to have '''"more than two problems"'''. An analysis of his behavior shows the following problems:

==Medical==
*He has "[[rampage|problems with his feet]]", including [[labor day|athlete's foot]], [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|bunions, corns and calluses]].
*He has [[Coach Z's Character Video|mentioned]] [[rampage|several times]] that he [[slumber party|has a bad back]].
*When his bathing suit is removed, he [[underlings|leaks a black fluid]].
*He has [[cliffhangers|bad hand-eye coordination]].
*He once had [[A Decemberween Mackerel|chronic athlete's tongue, rub rash and hot pooey]].

==Psychological==
*He [[garage sale|thinks that he is a mother]].
*He [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|sometimes forgets what's real and what's just in his head]].
*He has an obsession with [[butts]] and [[butt-patting]].
*He seems to [[Date Nite|believe he's in a relationship with]] [[Bubs]].
*He has [[mini-golf|short-term memory loss]].
*He once asked a [[Wormdingler|drawing he made]] to [[Trogday 08#Easter_Eggs|be his bride]].
*He believes that a [[diorama|sketch of a cell phone]] is a real cell phone.
*He asked [[Homestar Runner]] to [[Baddest of the Bands|marry him]].
*He has an [[imaginary|imaginary friend]] named "Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door", and by the look of his outline, is very shady looking.

==[[Alcohol]]ism==
*He has been drunk multiple times, usually on [[Listerine]].
*He spiked the punch at the [[senior prom]] with Listerine.
*He called [[Marzipan]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|while being drunk]], along with Bubs.

==Anti-Social Behavior==
*He wears a [[underlings|disturbingly small bathing suit]] when swimming, and doesn't realize that it makes others uncomfortable.
*It has been implied that he [[Marzipan and Coach Z's Relationship|has a crush on Marzipan]]. He has occasionally made [[Fall Float Parade|"inapprapriate" comments]] about her and has [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|let it slip]] that he snuck into her house. It now seems that he has been [[Baddest of the Bands|given a]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|restraining order]] preventing him from coming within 500 feet of [[Marzipan's house]].
*He was sent to [[Play Date|juvenile prison]].

==Hygiene==
*He holds the [[record book|record]] for the longest time gone without [[showering]].
*He wears [[shapeshifter|sweaty pants]].
*He [[hremail3184|showers with spit]].

==Speech Impediment==
See [[Coach Z#Coach Z's Accent|Coach Z's Accent]].

==Lack of Generally Common Knowledge==
*Despite being a coach, he [[secret recipes|doesn't know what a basketball is]].
*He's [[rampage|bad at abbreviations]].
*He claims to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|only know a few words]], such as "pfargtl", his "favorite animal".
*At one point, he believed that the shower heads in his locker room were his "[[hygiene|drippy, broken speakers]]".
*He believes a [[cardboard box]] with a detached microphone is a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|record studio]].
*He thinks [[environment|cooking with hydroelectricity]] means running a hot dog under the shower.

==Financial==
*He claims he [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me|has money, but not much]].
*He lives in a [[Coach Z's Locker Room|gymnasium locker room]].
*He frequently has his power shut off because he [[Homestar Presents: Presents|forgets to pay his bills]].
*He has occasionally [[Blubb-O's Commercial|attempted to be sent to prison]], since he would be guaranteed "three square meals a day".
*He [[secret recipes|can't afford "money cost"]] ice cream.

==Miscellaneous==
*He often [[secret recipes|pukes his pants]].
*He carries a bottle of [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|questionable water]] with him at all times for questionable reasons.
*Even when he finds he's eating something awful, he [[secret recipes|still eats it]].
*He [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene|enjoys covering puke in sawdust]], claiming that "Sawdust makes everything delicious".
*He admits he [[theme park|likes a good chafe]].
*He never seems to notice or complain that there is [[Homestar Ruiner|itching powder in his jock strap]].
*He thinks [[1 step ahead|people touching their own butts]] is a good thing.
*He is renown for his [[trading cards|self-butt pats]].

==See Also==
*[[Crimes Committed by Strong Bad]]
*[[Bubs' Shady Business Practices]]
[[Category: Lists]]
[[Category:Coach Z]]

Coach Z's Problems

Youradhere — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 15:48:58 GMT

Youradhere: /* Miscellaneous */

Heavy Metal

Youradhere — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:44:20 GMT

Youradhere: /* In Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[sibbie]] — After inadvertently writing a song about sibbie, Strong Bad remarks that "[his] focus is all...Krokused." This is most likely a reference to Swiss metal band [[Wikipedia:Krokus (band)|Krokus]].
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre. Metal bands mentioned in this e-mail include [[Wikipedia:Winger (band)|Winger]], [[Wikipedia:Slaughter (band)|Slaughter]], and the [[Wikipedia:Vinnie Vincent Invasion|Vinnie Vincent Invasion]].
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
**There is also a reference to thrash metal band [[Wikipedia:Anthrax (band)|Anthrax]] in this e-mail.
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — While moving a hurdle on the [[Race Track]], Strong Bad says "Must be made out of osmium or manganese... or [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]]."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Livin' It Up (It's Tough Bein' A Box)]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

==See Also==
*[[Popular Music References]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Heavy Metal

Youradhere — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:41:41 GMT

Youradhere: /* In Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[sibbie]] — After inadvertently writing a song about sibbie, Strong Bad remarks that "[his] focus is all...Krokused." This is most likely a reference to Swiss metal band [[Wikipedia:Krokus (band)|Krokus]].
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre. Metal bands mentioned in this e-mail include [[Wikipedia:Winger (band)|Winger]], [[Wikipedia:Slaughter (band)|Slaughter]], and the [[Wikipedia:Vinnie Vincent Invasion|Vinnie Vincent Invasion]].
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
**There is also a reference to thrash metal band [[Wikipedia:Anthrax(band)|Anthrax]] in this e-mail.
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — While moving a hurdle on the [[Race Track]], Strong Bad says "Must be made out of osmium or manganese... or [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]]."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Livin' It Up (It's Tough Bein' A Box)]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

==See Also==
*[[Popular Music References]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:43:27 GMT

Youradhere: In that case, these two are out of order

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[50 emails]] — Through a one-sided phone conversation, it is heavily implied that Strong Bad will receive $50 in exchange for leaving a key to his house underneath the mat in order for an unknown person to take (and presumably sell) [[soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]].
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad sends a secret message to anyone wanting to steal the bike of the person who emailed him, offering up advice on how to commit the crime in exchange for splitting the profits "fitty-fitty".

*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad burns an oil spill from [[the Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[do over]] — Strong Bad repeatedly hits Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, claiming that it is a "pat on the head."
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong Bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."
*Email [[garage sale]] — In an easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Mugging==
*''[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]'' — Strong Bad threatens Tycho with his nunchuck gun into handing over a candy bar that Strong Bad, along with Max and Heavy mistook for a weapon.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game, including himself.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.
*[[Behind the Bad]] — Strong Bad steals the source code for the SBCG4AP series from [[Telltale Games]] and attempts to send it to [[Videlectrix]] via fax.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad occasionally buys into poker games by using Homestar's shutter shades as collateral.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad decapitates, then burns, Marzipan's Homestar float.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

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[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]

Homestar Runner and Homestar Runner's Relationship

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:14:11 GMT

Youradhere: /* Appearances */

[[Image:Homstarvs.PNG|thumb|"Man, man, we should start putting those Homestar Vs. Homestar fights on pay-per-view."]]

According to [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]] seems to have an "unbelievably loose grasp on the world around [him]". As a result, Homestar will frequently become confused and [[Identity Confusion|forget who he is]]. He then '''interacts with himself as though he is a different and separate person'''. This includes talking to himself, looking for himself, writing notes to remind himself who he is, insulting himself, and even fighting himself. When he's speaking as [[Cardboard Marzipan]], she seems smarter than Homestar and mentions things that Homestar himself wouldn't be expected to think of, at least consciously.

==Appearances==
*Email [[the show]] — One of Homestar's cards reads "homestar = you".
*[[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] — Homestar asks himself what he's doing, and then replies to himself.
*[[Strong Bad's Character Video]] — Homestar forgets that he isn't the wooden cutout. This alters his plans for a high five from [[Strong Bad]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Homestar does extremely poor imitations of various characters on the switched tape, including himself.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Homestar asks [[Pom Pom]] whom he's working with when the two search for [[The Poopsmith]]. When Pom Pom replies, Homestar remarks that "Homestar Runner" sounds like a "no-goodnik".
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Homestar attempts to help himself out by employing the skills he acquired in health class. He addresses himself as "sir or madam" and asks himself if he needs "medical resistance". It doesn't work.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — Homestar nicknames himself "Boyfriend [[Dan]]", but instantly forgets he has done so, ultimately ending up inadvertently threatening his self-instated alter-ego.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Homestar advertises himself for sale, then offers to buy one of himself, and then turns around and offers to [[I'll Take Twelve|buy twelve]].
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Homestar dresses up as himself for the con.
*[[Weclome Back]] — Homestar berates the person who slept through June and the person who forgot to bring the [[doughnuts]], unaware that he was, in fact, said person.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — In an [[Easter egg]], Homestar accuses himself of stealing the [[Lappy 486]], saying that he's got the history and the motives.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Homestar talks to and refers to himself as "[[Douglas|Doug]]" while revealing his plan to capture [[Halloween]] night.
*Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar has himself on his own [[The Show#The Show AM|"You're a bad boyfriend" talk show]].
*Email [[looking old]] — Homestar [[Identity Confusion|confuses]] [[Homsar]] for himself. Homestar also asks himself what color iTem he is getting.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] — Homestar is the reigning champion in the "Greco-Roman Homestar [[Crud]]-Out-of-Beating", as demonstrated when he taunts, punches and slaps himself.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — After Homestar selects himself for the draft, he switches back and forth between trying to dodge it and trying to coerce himself into it, as though he's two different people.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Homestar compliments himself on his own costume ([[What are you supposed to be?|while getting the costume wrong]]), and then corrects himself (incorrectly).
*[[Hremail 62]] — Homestar, in silhouette, introduces himself. After the lights come on, he thanks "silhouette" for the introduction.
*[[Hremail 2000]] — Just as in Hremail 62, Homestar introduces himself and then thanks "shadow Homestar". He then says "We'll do battle later." One Easter egg actually has him [[Duplicate Characters|fight against Shadow Homestar]] in a [[Mortal Kombat]] parody.
*[[Best Caper Ever]] — When calling for help, one person Homestar calls for is "Homestar".
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Homestar's opening line is "If there are two things I know about the Homestar Runner, it's that everybody loves the him and he's a terrific athlete".
*[[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Homestar says to himself that he seems "distraught" as a setup for quoting Crispin Glover's David Letterman interview.

==See Also==
*[[Cardboard Marzipan]]
*[[Duplicate Characters]]

[[Category:Character Relationships]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner running gags]]

Heavy Metal

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:59:10 GMT

Youradhere: /* In Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[sibbie]] — After inadvertently writing a song about sibbie, Strong Bad remarks that "[his] focus is all...Krokused." This is most likely a reference to Swiss metal band [[Wikipedia:Krokus(band)|Krokus]].
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre. Metal bands mentioned in this e-mail include [[Wikipedia:Winger(band)|Winger]], [[Wikipedia:Slaughter(band)|Slaughter]], and the [[Wikipedia:Vinnie Vincent Invasion|Vinnie Vincent Invasion]].
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
**There is also a reference to thrash metal band [[Wikipedia:Anthrax(band)|Anthrax]] in this e-mail.
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — While moving a hurdle on the [[Race Track]], Strong Bad says "Must be made out of osmium or manganese... or [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]]."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Livin' It Up (It's Tough Bein' A Box)]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

==See Also==
*[[Popular Music References]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Crime and Punishment

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:48:34 GMT

Youradhere: /* Homestar Runner */

[[Image:Paydort.png|thumb|"Who's gonna steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants?"]]
Despite its very low population, [[Free Country, USA]] has a high rate of petty '''crime''', and few officials to enforce '''punishment'''.

==Crime==
===[[Strong Bad]]===
While not a proper villain anymore, Strong Bad has committed more crimes than the rest of the characters put together.

{{seemain|Crimes committed by Strong Bad}}

===[[Homestar Runner]]===
[[Image:HR trash can.PNG|thumb|"Garbage. Garbage. Rubbish. Umm...Murder weapon?"]]
Whether due to Strong Bad's influence or his own stupidity, Homestar has had a few brushes with the law.

*Email [[stupid stuff]] — Homestar comments that he breaks into Strong Bad's house often.
*Homestar has been [[Naked Homestar Runner|naked]] in public at random times but only got a criminal record in [[Homestar Ruiner]] after Strong Bad stole his clothes and was he forced to run past the King of Town naked.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]] — Homestar [[Credit Card Theft|steals Marzipan's credit card]] to buy a racecar bed and tries to take prank calling lessons from Strong Bad.
*[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]] — Homestar admits to picking the lock to break into Strong Bad's House.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Homestar attempts to steal Strong Bad's [[Lappy 486]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — [[Duplicate characters|3 Different Homestars]] squat in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
*[[Place ya bets!]] — Homestar plots to blow Strong Bad up until Strong Sad points out his "dynamite" is a bunch of candles with a drawing of a clock taped to them.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — With Strong Bad's help Homestar cheats at auditions for Pom-Pom's band then later with Pom-Pom's help cheats at the Battle of the Bands.

===[[The Cheat]]===
{{seemain|Cheating}}

True to his name, The Cheat has helped Strong Bad and several other characters to cheat at various sports and activities. He has also assisted with various, more heinous crimes.

====Assisting Strong Bad====
*[[The Luau]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad's theft of wood from Marzipan.
*Email [[caper]] — The Cheat breaks into Homestar's house alongside Strong Bad.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — The Cheat assists Strong Bad in his various crimes througout the toon.
*Email [[garage sale]] — The Cheat robs houses (and inadvertently kidnaps Homestar) so Strong Bad can sell the spoils at his garage sale.
*Email [[portrait]] — The Cheat vandalizes the Deutsch Master painting.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat staple a grilled cheese sandwich to Homestar's face.

====Other====
*Email [[lackey]] — The Cheat tricks Bubs into accepting pencil shavings as legal tender.
*[[Marzipan's answering Machine version 15.2]] — The Cheat tries to prank call Marzipan.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The Cheat puts a bomb in a paper bag marked "Coach Z" after the coach comments on him being unsportsmanlike.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — The Cheat helps Homestar's attempt to kill himself sledding down the Steep Deep.

===[[Strong Sad]]===
[[Image:Strong Sad Coach Z Fight.png|thumb|"Hey Coach Z! Hey Coach Z! Whaddya got for me?"]]
Usually very passive and accepting of his life; Strong Sad has lashed out on occasion.

*Email [[caffeine]] — While high on caffeine Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z and takes his hat.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Sad "sues" Strong Bad and The Cheat with snowballs he saved in the freezer since he was eight.
*[[SBCG4AP Tutorial]] — Strong Sad steals the Lappy 486.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad tases Strong Bad when he tries to get backstage or take his billy club.

===[[Strong Mad]]===
[[Image:Halloween papering.png|thumb|"That's not really the conventional way to roll a house."]]
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad to cheat at the Jumping Jack contest.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Mad helps Strong Bad's theft of wood from Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Mad "breaks" Strong Bad and The Cheat out of [[jail]].
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Mad toilet papers [[The Stick]] and later attempts to TP Marzipan's house by punching a hole in her wall with a roll of toilet paper.
*[[Fall Float Parade]] — Strong Mad uproots and steals [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Mad tries to vandalize Marzipan with cooking spray and then assists Strong Bad in gluing her to [[Homsar]] and leaving them for dead.
*Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth from Bubs.

===[[Marzipan]]===
[[Image:Mazipan's Closet.png|thumb|"I'm pretty sure there's no cake in here. It's been about three weeks now, and you'd think I would have found it."]]
Despite being, as Strong Bad puts it, "a dirty hippie, without the dirt", Marzipan has resorted to less-than-peaceful ways of making her opinion heard.

*[[Quality Time]] — Marzipan locks Homestar in her closet for 3 weeks after she told him there was a cake in there.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Marzipan steals Homestar's bike from Strong Bad using the same clipboard method he did.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan hits Strong Bad with her guitar when he says he doesn't think she's hot and Strong Bad later recalls her "protesting [him] into next week" by hiting him into the pond.
*[[hremail 3184]] — Marzipan steals [[Gardenboy]]'s garden tools to help Strong Bad assault Homestar.

===[[Bubs]]===
[[Image:Bubs Punching SB.jpg|thumb|"We're gonna need a new Strong Bad in like two seconds!"]]

{{seemain|Bubs's Shady Business Practices}}
====Non-business crimes====
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Bubs kicks Coach Z in the crotch for Marzipan.
*[[A Folky Tale]] — Bubs helps Coach Z hide when he thinks he killed Strong Sad. Bubs also tells Homestar to get outta town and lay low for a while.
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs runs over Strong Sad and his Book stand with the Baloney Sammich truck.
*Email [[original]] — Bubs punches Strong Bad for claiming that he wasn't the [[original Bubs]].
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs punches Coach Z to the ground after Coach Z implies that he fancies Bubs's sister.

===[[Coach Z]]===
[[Image:ThikkaSorcret.png|thumb|"And now, Thikkaman, at long last..."]]
On top of his already questionable [[Coach_Z#Coach_Z.27s_Accent|accent]] and [[Coach_Z%27s_Problems#Hygiene|odors]], Coach Z has done quite a few questionable acts.

*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z lets it slip that he has broken into Marzipan's house before.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Coach Z traps [[The Thnikkaman]] in a locker in an attempt to uncover his secret "sorcret" identity to render him useless as a Thnikkaman.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Under the guise of Damp Towelman Coach Z steals the DNA evidence soaked towel to help him clean up lasagna stains at work.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z breaks Marzipan's window and her restraining order on her house.
*[[On Break]] — Coach Z inadvertently kidnaps a child with his Blubbo's costume, and decides to leave the child there for at least a week.

===[[The King of Town]]===
[[Image:MP&KOT.png|thumb|"Stop what? I don't do nothing!"]]
Being the glutton that he is, The King of Town has been known to eat food [[Eating Non-Food Items|(and not food)]] that doesn't belong to him.

*Email [[suntan]] — The King of Town steals Strong Bad's cocoa butter and animal phat.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats Marzipan's candy corn lights and then denies having done anything wrong when Marzipan tells him to stop doing it.
*Email [[original]] — The King of Town (somehow) eats all the mayonnaise off [[Original Bubs]]'s egg salad.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town continually devours the Choco-Opps Strong Bad tries to leave Marzipan.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The Of Town rises up against King Strong Bad's Creamy-Ding Snack cake tax.
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — The King of Town is implied to have stolen Strong Bad's pickled monkey fingers.

===[[Pseudocharacters]]===
[[Image:Tandy Magnet.png|thumb|"Let's not do anything inappropriate with that magnet..."]]
*Email [[couch patch]] — The Compy 386 somehow makes The Cheat's [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|head explode]].
*Email [[cliffhangers]] and [[retirement]] — The broken [[Tandy 400]] and shotgunned [[Compy 386]] kidnap the [[Lappy]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — [[The Paper]] beats in the [[New Paper]].

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===
*[[The Arrow'd Guy]] frequently kills the girls in weird and amusing fashions.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — [[Tompkins]] is sent to the principals office for stealing a [[sega tape]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — So and So shoplifts from the shirt folding store she's working in.
*[[4 Gregs]] — Open Source Greg launches a denial of service attack against Tompkins's website thinking it was the Concession Stand.

===[[Old-Timey]]===
[[Image:OldTimeyMarzipanWeapon.PNG|thumb|"A Decemberween tradition."]]
*[[Parsnips-a-Plenty]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], [[Strong Man]] and [[The Sneak]] steal all the parsnips from [[Old-Timey Bubs]] so that [[The Homestar Runner]] will go hungry.
*[[Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak has dropped The Homestar Runner from his flying machine, put a Bengal tiger in [[The Kaiser]]'s Latrine and eaten the Old-Timey Announcer's Fluffy Puff confections.
*[[That a Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] tries to drink some hooch.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — [[Rumble Red]] is beheaded by [[Old-Timey Marzipan|Old-Timey Marzipan's]] [[Old-Timey Marzipan's Contraption|machine]], which she gave to him as a [[Decemberween]] present.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — Old-Timey Strong Bad attempts to sell [[Sickly Sam]] to the glue factory.

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===
Despite their mission of "probably battling evil", the Cheat Commandos' records are not exactly spotless.

*[[Let us give Tanks]] — [[Gunhaver]] sticks a nuclear device in [[Blue Laser Commander]]'s oven as a backup which then explodes, taking out the cottage.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The Cheat Commandos enjoy watching pony fights. In the video, the [[Blue Laser Minions]] try to talk [[Fightgar]] into shoplifting wine coolers.
*[[2-Part Episode: Part 1]] — The Cheat Commandos keep [[Reynold]] locked in his office without food.
*[[2-part Episode: Part 2]] — Gunhaver, [[Silent Rip]], [[Crackotage]] and [[The Topplegangers]] bust Blue laser commander out of jail (Reynold's Office).

===[[Puppet Stuff]]===
*[[Puppet Time]] — [[Puppet Homestar]] and Puppet The Cheat "borrow" Strong Bad's stuff, including the [[Compy 386]].
*[[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Dangeresque Too]] track down "the guy who stole [Dangeresque's] curly fries that one time".
*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] — Puppet Strong Bad steals Puppet Homestar's [[pile]].

===[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]===
*Email [[stunt double]] — [[Dangeresque_(Character)|Dangeresque]]'s mission is to track down a stolen tape. [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] tries to kill Dangeresque by dropping the [[Heavy Lourde]] on him.
*[[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]] — Dangeresque claims to fight the law more than he fights the crime.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — [[Perducci]] intercepts the serum, and if it's not delivered, [[Cutesy Buttons]] will be kidnapped.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Dangeresque steals priceless paintings that were evidence, frames Diamonocle for the murder of several presidents, and tricks Sultry Buttons into giving him several stolen jewels.

==Punishment==
[[Image:The Jail.png|thumb|The full extent of the law.]]
[[Image:CdoggNaptime.png|thumb|"Hey Rubble D, where my smokes at?"]]

Due to the lack of authority and law enforcement, most crimes are unprosecuted. There have been a few cases of characters receiving some form of formal punishment.
===Occurrences===
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat get sent to "jail" (a cardboard box with a window cut out of it to resemble bars) twice for trying to break into Bubs' Concession Stand and kidnapping [[The Poopsmith]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — [[So and So]] is sent to prison for "life plus whenever [her] step-mom picks [her] up", presumably for shoplifting from the shirt-folding store where she has a summer job.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — So and So reacts to the arrival of the police by saying "I can't do another nickel!"
*[[Play Date]] — Bubs and Coach Z get sent to federal and juvenile prison respectively for unspecified reasons.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Sad tells Coach Z it seems like he's trying to go to prison, to which he replies, "Hey, three square meals a day!"
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town places Strong Bad under house arrest for not paying the new email tax. Coach Z also mentions that "[he] can't go back to the joint." Strong Sad refuses to help Strong Bad escape saying "I don't want to get charged with aiding and abetting a criminal again!"
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] is on the FBI most wanted list.
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]] is incarcerated in Brainblow city prison after Dangeresque frames him.
*Email [[other days]] and [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad mentions that he is on parole.
*[[2-Part Episode: Part 1]] — After taking over [[The Cheat Commandos]], [[Flashfight]] arrests [[Blue Laser Commander]] and throws him in the brig ([[Reynold]]'s office).

==See Also==

*[[Bad Sportsmanship]]
*[[Breaking and Entering]]
*[[Credit Card Fraud]]
*[[:Category:Violence|Violence]]

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Lists]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:41:58 GMT

Youradhere: /* Aiding and Abetting */

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.

*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad sends a secret message to anyone wanting to steal the bike of the person who emailed him, offering up advice on how to commit the crime in exchange for splitting the profits "fitty-fitty".
*Email [[50 emails]] — Through a one-sided phone conversation, it is heavily implied that Strong Bad will receive $50 in exchange for leaving a key to his house underneath the mat in order for an unknown person to take (and presumably sell) [[soolnds|Strong Sad's feet]].

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad burns an oil spill from [[the Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[do over]] — Strong Bad repeatedly hits Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, claiming that it is a "pat on the head."
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong Bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."
*Email [[garage sale]] — In an easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Mugging==
*''[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]'' — Strong Bad threatens Tycho with his nunchuck gun into handing over a candy bar that Strong Bad, along with Max and Heavy mistook for a weapon.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game, including himself.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.
*[[Behind the Bad]] — Strong Bad steals the source code for the SBCG4AP series from [[Telltale Games]] and attempts to send it to [[Videlectrix]] via fax.
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad occasionally buys into poker games by using Homestar's shutter shades as collateral.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad decapitates, then burns, Marzipan's Homestar float.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Strong Bad]]

Heavy Metal

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:18:28 GMT

Youradhere: /* In Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[sibbie]] — After inadvertently writing a song about sibbie, Strong Bad remarks that "[his] focus is all...Krokused." This is most likely a reference to Swiss metal band [[Wikipedia:Krokus(band)|Krokus]].
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre.
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
**There is also a reference to thrash metal band [[Wikipedia:Anthrax(band)|Anthrax]] in this e-mail.
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — While moving a hurdle on the [[Race Track]], Strong Bad says "Must be made out of osmium or manganese... or [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]]."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Livin' It Up (It's Tough Bein' A Box)]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

==See Also==
*[[Popular Music References]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Heavy Metal

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:18:12 GMT

Youradhere: /* In Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[sibbie]] — After inadvertently writing a song about sibbie, Strong Bad remarks that "[his] focus is all...Krokused." This is most likely a reference to Swiss metal band [[Wikipedia:Krokus(band)|Krokus]].
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre.
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — While moving a hurdle on the [[Race Track]], Strong Bad says "Must be made out of osmium or manganese... or [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]]."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Livin' It Up (It's Tough Bein' A Box)]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

==See Also==
*[[Popular Music References]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Heavy Metal

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:17:55 GMT

Youradhere: /* In Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[sibbie]] — After inadvertently writing a song about sibbie, Strong Bad remarks that "[his] focus is all...Krokused." This is most likely a reference to Swiss metal band [[Wikipedia:Krokus(band)|Krokus]].
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre.
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
**There is also a reference to thrash metal band [[Wikipedia:Anthrax(band)|Anthrax]] in this e-mail.
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — While moving a hurdle on the [[Race Track]], Strong Bad says "Must be made out of osmium or manganese... or [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]]."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Livin' It Up (It's Tough Bein' A Box)]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

==See Also==
*[[Popular Music References]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Heavy Metal

Youradhere — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:17:41 GMT

Youradhere: /* In Strong Bad Emails */

[[Image:Limozeen photo.PNG|thumb|Because it's midnite!]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Heavy metal music|Heavy metal]]''', especially [[Wikipedia:Glam metal|glam metal]] and [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|death metal]], plays a big part in the culture of the [[Homestar Runner universe]], particularly in the life of [[Strong Bad]]. There are characters and events in the world that use heavy metal, from the existence of [[Limozeen]] to Strong Bad's personal endeavors into the genre with songs such as [[TROGDOR (song)|Trogdor]], and there are also many minor references, on the level of both the characters and the viewers.

==Limozeen==
Limozeen themselves are the source of multiple references to heavy metal, as well as being a reference in themselves.
*The original picture of the band, as seen in [[monster truck]], is composed of four photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' older brother [[Donnie Chapman|Donnie]], dressed as Vince Neil for Halloween [[1987]]. Vince Neil is best known as the frontman for [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]], a notorious hair-metal band.
*Limozeen would shortly be developed in character, and would move away from the Motley Crüe inspiration, becoming a parody of less heavy hair bands, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Poison (band)|Poison]] and their lead singer, Bret Michaels.

==Taranchula==
Judging by the musical style of [[Moving Very Slowly]], it is evident that [[Taranchula]] was at first designed to be a parody of the Thrash Metal movement, chiefly [[Wikipedia:Metallica|Metallica]]. However, as the character of the band developed, as with Limozeen, Taranchula also went in a different direction, and is now a parody of the many [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]] bands from Scandinavia and the surrounding territories. [[Wikipedia:Immortal (band)|Immortal]] seem to be a big inspiration in particular.

==In [[Strong Bad Email]]s==
*[[band names]] — Strong Bad gives possible names for metal bands.
*[[personal favorites]] — the theme song includes some hot metal guitar lixx
*[[colonization]] — Strong Bad's final song parody of Shana-Ma, "Shana-Ma! Shana-Ma ha-ho-ha-HA-ha!", is a parody of the song [[Wikipedia: Panama (song)|Panama]] by [[Wikipedia: Van Halen|Van Halen]], from the album [[Wikipedia: 1984 (Van Halen album)|1984]].
*[[different town]] — Strong Bad says that "Marzipan would rock"
*[[flashback]] — Opening is a rock song.
*[[pom pom]] — [[Strong Bad]] calls [[Pom Pom]] [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] when he tries to poke him with a pin.
*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad performs a rock opera. One of the lyrics is "I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
*[[garage sale]] — Strong Bad refers to the email sender Cat as Catman. While there are other explanations, it's likely that this is a nod to [[Wikipedia:Peter Criss|Peter Criss]], the former drummer of the band [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]], whose stage name was Catman.
*[[space program]] — [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]]'s flagship is known as [[The Proud Anselmo]], a reference to Phil Anselmo, controversial frontman of the band [[Wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]].
**Also in space program, Strong Bad makes a reference to a "space mutant from Satriani 5". Satriani 5 is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Joe Satriani|Joe Satriani]], a multi Grammy nominee and pioneer of instrumental guitar rock. He is also known to have taught many other famous guitar players, such as [[Wikipedia:Kirk Hammett|Kirk Hammett]] and [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]].
*[[portrait]] — Strong Bad's muscular cutout features a "[[keyswordtar]]".
*[[death metal]] — Strong Bad gives his description of the elements of the genre.
*[[cliffhangers]] — Glam rocker [[Wikipedia: Lita Ford|Lita Ford]] is mentioned, and Malmsteen's Comet is a reference to a member of the neo-classical metal guitarist [[Wikipedia: Yngwie Malmsteen|Yngwie Malmsteen]].
*[[the chair]] — Bubs offers a [[Wikipedia: Winger|Winger]] album to replace Strong Bad's [[Stooly|stool]].
**There is also a reference to thrash metal band [[Wikipedia:Anthrax(band)|Anthrax]] in this e-mail.
*[[haircut]] — One of [[Strong Mad]]'s haircuts includes a guitar over his mouth, which Strong Mad "doesn't want to eat".
*[[buried]] — Strong Bad uses the "[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]" to find items buried in Strong Badia.

==Other==
*[[Main Page 4]] — a red bowling ball with black and white stripes can be seen by hovering over the Toons button. This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]] and, more specifically, the band's guitarist and namesake Eddie Van Halen, who famously plays guitars and wears attire that sports this motif. The pattern was also used on the cover of their recent compilation, [[Wikipedia:The Best of Both Worlds (Van Halen album)|The Best of Both Worlds]].
*[[Main Page 9]] — Logos of rock bands [[Wikipedia:Van Halen|Van Halen]], [[Wikipedia:KISS (band)|KISS]] and [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]] appear.
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] — many of his tunes are metal or rock songs
*[[The Cheatar]] — The Cheat "has turned into a giant guitar". Pictures can also be seen of heavy metal artists holding the guitar. The guitar was also reportably featured at the [[Wikipedia: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]].
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — The TGS creates a rock band called [[Kissyboots]]. [[Cheerleader]] is seen with a heart-shaped, triple-necked guitar, identical to that which space-age guitar hero [[Wikipedia:Steve Vai|Steve Vai]] had [http://www.vai.com/Machines/guitarpages/guitar041.html custom built].
*[[One Two, One Two]] — [[Marzipan]] accompanies the sound effects by playing a [[Wikipedia: bass guitar|bass guitar]] riff on [[Carol]]
*[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] — [[Marshie]] comments that Poison the Dragons sounds like a heavy metal album. It is shown as a [[Taranchula]] album in an easter egg.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — While moving a hurdle on the [[Race Track]], Strong Bad says "Must be made out of osmium or manganese... or [[Wikipedia:Black Sabbath|Black Sabbath]]."
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad forms a death metal band named DÖI.

== Heavy Metal Songs ==
* '''Limozeen:''' "[[Because, It's Midnite]]"; "[[Nite Mamas]]"; "[[haircut#Easter Eggs|Livin' It Up (It's Tough Bein' A Box)]]"; "[[bottom 10#Feed The Childrens|Feed The Childrens]]"; "[[Summer Short Shorts#Brain Sister|Brain Sister]]"
* '''Strong Bad:''' "[[Trogdor (song)|Trogdor]]"
* '''Taranchula:''' "[[Moving Very Slowly]]"; "[[death metal|The Decoupage]]"; "[[your funeral|Brother in a Jar]]", "[[Trudgemank]]" (rap collaboration)
* '''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]''': [[Hooked on Decemberween#If I Don't Get Video Games...|If I Don't Get Video Games...]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]

==See Also==
*[[Popular Music References]]

[[Category:Inside Jokes]] [[Category:Entertainment running gags]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 17:27:53 GMT

Youradhere: /* Assault and Battery */

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad burns an oil spill from [[the Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[do over]] — Strong Bad repeatedly hits Homestar dressed as The Cheat with his keyboard, claiming that it is a "pat on the head."
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."
*Email [[garage sale]] — In an easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game, including himself.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
{{redirects|Vandalism}} {{for|HRWiki Blocking Policy on Vandalism|HRWiki:Blocking_Policy#Vandalism}}
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Lists]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:18:48 GMT

Youradhere: /* Human Trafficking */

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad burns an oil spill from [[the Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."
*Email [[garage sale]] — In an easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's garage sale.

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Lists]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:18:21 GMT

Youradhere:

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more [[Bubs' Shady Business Practices|subtly]]. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad burns an oil spill from [[the Gremlin]].

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[mascot]] — It is implied that Strong Bad tricked Homestar into getting beat in the knees with a golf club.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad [[Throwing Bricks|throws a discount brick]] at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.
*Email [[dictionary]] — Strong bad hurls a giant dictionary at Homestar, causing him to lose one of his teeth.
*[[Crystal Fortress]] — Strong Bad throws a brick at the cellist.

==Attempted Murder==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad attempts to blow up Homestar with a bomb.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad tries to make Homestar's head explode by typing the command into the Compy's command line, but results in [[The Cheat's head exploding]] instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Bad tries to drown Strong Sad by encasing him in concrete and leaving him at the bottom of the pool.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]'s fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royale of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
*Email [[couch patch]] — Strong Bad attemps to print out a million dollar bill, each time failing to do so.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."
*Email [[garage sale]] — In an easter egg, it is revealed that Homestar is among items being sold in Strong Bad's gaarge sale.

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs's bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — Strong Bad had stolen Marzipan's oven mitts.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs's advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad steals an 'old one from [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad steals Homestar's ice cream sandwiches.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
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*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad sprays graffiti on Marzipan.
*[[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]] — Strong Bad is seen spraypainting on a wall.
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs's green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.

==See Also==
*[[Bubs's Shady Business Practices]]
*[[Crime and Punishment]]

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independent

Youradhere — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:56:03 GMT

Youradhere: had to fix these

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[[File:idependent.png|thumb|"Independent films are called that for a reason: they are independent of anything ''good''!"]]
Strong Bad points out the differences between the two warring types of independent films.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Movie Theater]]

{{Comp|Compé}}

'''Date:''' Monday, August 10, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 5:20

'''Page Title:''' Compy Compé

==Transcript==
''{The typical shot of Strong Bad at his computer, which is now, of course, the Compé. As it did in [[Compy Catalog]], the logo, which is in lowercase, has "com" in [[Fonts#Westminster|Westminster]], with a gold, pixelated shine, and "pé" is in another italic, serif font, with a silver pixelated shine. This logo pops-up slowly and fades in while a shine appears in the background. The computer sighs as well, and at one point the entire logo shines from left to right, and when reaching the "é" sparkles the accent mark. The logo then retracts itself and fades-out. Shortly afterward, the screen is replaced with a desktop. The wallpaper is a shot of grass (where focus is on the bottom-left corner). There is only one (pixelated) icon on the desktop; on the top-left corner, which shows Strong Bad's head in an envelope, and it is titled "sbemail.exe". A pixelated cursor is seen on the bottom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Hey!'' Who taped a full-color photo to my computer screen? ''{rubs the screen}'' It won't come off!

''{cut to wider shot. The Cheat is standing next to Strong Bad.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''What?'' ''{turns towards and points to the Compé}'' Those are actual graphics? ''{turns back to The Cheat}'' ''And'' I can change it to be whatever I want? ''{Turns back towards the Compé}'' ''{singing}'' Oh, best thing ever! ''{Cut back to the tight shot}'' Best thing ever! ''{He moves the mouse and right clicks the screen. A contextual menu appears with the items, from top to bottom, "Options", "Sounds", "Icons", and "Change Desktop".}'' ''{quickly and mumbled}'' this is the best thing ever! ''{Strong Bad moves the mouse northeastward and hovers over the The colors on this option invert. Strong Bad clicks the "Change Desktop" option, and the grass wallpaper is replaced by an image of Strong Bad dancing in [[The Basement]]. It is a close-up of Strong Bad's butt, which has a lens flare on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick. ''{Double clicks on a "sbemail.exe" icon. An email pops-up.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="border:4px solid #999;color:white">
Dear Strong Bad, 
Does Strong Badia ever host an independent film festival? 
-=Evil Gif=- 
Phoenix, Arizona
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "a hideous growth on my butt festival?" instead of "an independent film festival?" he corects himself by saying "Err...wait. Independent film festival?" to which he then mumbles "Sorry about that. I get those two mixed up." Instead of "Evil Gif", he says "Evil Moms choose Evil Gif" {Pronounced as "jiff". He will pronounce this the same way later. He pronounces "Phoenix" as "fee-niz" and "Arizona" as "arik-sona".}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Gif, the short answer is no. The ''long'' ''{Not typed in italic}'' answer is ''{Forcefully, after a short pause.}'' NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ''{After a short delay, he types these four exclamation marks.}'' ''{normally}'' Independent films are called that for a reason: they are ''independent'' of anything ''good''. ''{Not typed in italic}''

''{Clears screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And these days, they seemed to be locked in a civil war that will hopefully end in the extermination of both sides. I am, of course talking about independent films versus ''{Types "vs."}'' indie films. "What's the diff?" you may ask? ''{Types a period. He speaks the following quickly.}'' Because apparently you're in a big hurry. ''{Goes back to a normal pace}'' Well, it's as plain as ''{Cut to split shot of Strong Sad in his room with an old film-reel camera at his eye, and Pom Pom in the field with a bottle of water, which he is looking at.}'' Strong Sad and Pom Pom ''{Strong Sad lowers the camera and looks towards the viewer Pom Pom faces towards the camera as well.}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''

''{The left side of the half, Strong Sad's side, expands to take up the entire screen. We can now see a poster on his wall that reads "BOYS DON'T CRY" with a figure on it. There is a dead plant on a square pillar to which Strong Sad is now looking at, and pointing his camera, to.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad is on the independent film side. ''{Strong Sad moves the camera, which has been in his right hand, to the right, where he presses two buttons of some sort. He is now looking at the camera, which is pointed at the plant again.}'' He's the lifer artist-type that went to film school.

'''STRONG SAD:''' I minored in holding on wide shots for too long!

''{There is a two to three second pause.}''

''{Cut to a movie theater screen. A few empty seats are shown on the bottom. On the screen is a black and white movie that consists of the dead plant Strong Sad was filming. There appears to be two puzzle pieces in front of the pot. The film zooms into what appears to be the shadow of the square pillar.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And he's making some ''boring'', very personal, ''no budget'' film.

''{Cut to a close-up Strong Sad in his room, still with the camera.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Actually, I've succeeded in going ''lower'' than no budget! I'm making a the world's first faux-budget film! The entire thing's being financed with ''{He pulls up several colored pieces of paper.}'' Monopoly money!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And, best of luck to you.

''{Cut back to the Compé}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Pom Pom on the other hand, represents ''indie'' films. The slicker, catchier name they came up with that seems to perform better in the 18 to 24 demo.

''{Cut to Pom Pom in a director's chair facing the film. There is a digital studio camera to the left of him on a tripod. There is a coffee maker on a desk to the right with cups to the left of it. On the right of his chair there is a traditional megaphone. "POM-POM" is stenciled in on the chair. He is talking on his cell phone, with sunglasses it appears, and is holding a water bottle.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{off screen}'' He's a tech-savvy hipster whose dad owns his own studio, ''{The logo for the studio appears in a corner-curved square (which has a shadow). The name of the studio is "Pom Pictures".}'' and relies on using middle names ''{The stenciled name on the director's chair changes to "POM THOMAS POM" with a popping sound.}'' and/or initials ''{The stencil then changes to "J. POM THOMAS POM"}'' to somehow ''{The stencil changes again to "J. POM THOMAS C. POM".}'' solidify his indie cred. ''{The final edit to the stencil, "J. WILLIAM POM THOMAS C. POM" appears on the director's chair.}'' He'll ''{There is then a cut to what appears to be a three-ring binder}'' spend a 30 million dollar budget ''{The three-ring binder opens to a page explaining the budget}'', trying as hard as he can to make it ''look'' like he only spent a few hundred thousand.

''{Cut to the movie theater as seem earlier. A penciled and colored animating drawing of the studio logo is shown, along with pop music. The logo is zoomed in on.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The first step is to spend millions on a hand-drawn title sequence—

''{The logo pops away and is replaced with the orange text "presents" in orange cursive text, which starts in the center, and moves to the right. A cloud forms in the top-right corner and moves northwestwards. Then "presents" pops away and is replaced with "an indie film by" in white text. A typical city skyline is drawn from left to right. Also, the red letters "J WILLIAM POM THOMAS C POM" appears under "an indie film by". This text continues to grow in size, and the cloud still moves northwestward, almost out of view.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —that looks like it was made by some Junior High kid during Pre-Algebra ''{The (tilted) mathematical equation "18x+14y" appears in blue and moves in a diagonal line from bottom to top in the bottom-right corner of the movie screen.}''

''{Everything besides the mathematical equation, which is still moving, goes away. A boom box is drawn on the movie screen, with the speakers moving back and forth.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and don't forget the indie soundtrack by unknown ''{The movie screen pans upwards to reveal the black text "indie-tronic soundtrack by" and the red text "she likes cloth" under the black text.}'' bands, whose songs are already in every car commercial ever.

''{The screen pans down past the boom box. A car that appears to be a fourth generation [[Wikipedia:Nissan Motors|Nissan]] [[Wikipedia:Nissan Altima|Altima]] is drawn, and colored completely white.}''

'''SINGER:''' ''{in a high-pitched voice}'' Gets really great ''{The text "THE NEW '04" appears under the car}'' gas ''{The transparent text "18 mpg" appears under the preivous text.}'' mileage!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Interrupting in the middle of "mileage", still off screen.}'' The title of the movie is either—

''{A female character, similar to [[Missy Palmer]], is drawn wearing a yellow shirt, orange hair and blue glasses her skin color is transparent. A male character similar to [[Mike Chapman]] is shown, with a white shirt, with black glasses, and a yellow sock cap. The skin color is also transparent.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —two of the cleverly named main characters,—

''{The text "Chester + Meg" in various color patterns are transitioned in, and put in a heart in between the two characters.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —or the city and state in which it takes place.

''{As he says the prvious live, the character names are transitioned to create the word "Megchester", and then red letters change the text to "Megchester, NY". The previous city skyline is drawn again under the text.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh, in fact, just call it ''{The text changes squash-and-stretches to "city, state" in blue.}'' city comma state.

''{The text changes to "city (comma) state" in the previous manner. The movie screen then fades out to white after a pause, and transitions to a black and white picture open book with the following on it, with two puzzle pieces to the side:}''

<blockquote>
If not for inspiration, to 
wit, because, as it were, only 
begotten from greed, whosoever 
would make it's plaintiff clear. 
 -Nobody U. Know 
 (deceased)
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Meanwhile, Strong Sad names his movie from a few boring—
''{There is a zoom in on the page, with all of the text almost completely fading out except for "because, as it were".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —words from the middle of a boring sentence, and makes his own—

''{A tear is shown falling, and lands on the "cau" in "because", causing the ink to fade out a short distance down the page.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —soundtrack by weeping softly—

''{Cut to Strong Sad in his room. He is kneeling by his bed with his head in the "bell" of a Saxophone. A microphone is to the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —into the wrong end of a saxophone.

''{The camera zooms in on the view of the microphone to Strong Sad's head. A light bass noise and a the light weep of Strong Sad can be heard. Then moves the Saxophone around, generating a guitar-like noise. Then there is a cut back to the movie theater. It is the same screen as it was left before, however the text "a filmic thought-excursion by Strong Sad" appears underneath "because, as it were". The "soundtrack" continues to play.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' His film will star a washed-up TV actor ''{The just introduced text is replaced by "starring"}'' that hasn't worked in ten years, in a desperate attempt ''{That text is replaced with "i mean, re-introducing"}'' to reinvent himself.

''{The text "homestar runner" appears under the previous text. There is a record scratch and abrupt cut to close-up of Homestar Runner in the field. The soundtrack has stopped.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' Hey, whadaya lookin' at me for?

''{Cut back to the Pom Studios Production Notebook, on the same page as before.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom's movie has A-list—

''{The page flips to a picture of an actor with a five o'clock shadow, with stitches on his cheek, and something behind his ear. The photo is labeled "Lan Handermannek" at the top.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —movie stars, but they're all working "for scale". ''{The text "will work for scale" is put, as if stamped, on the photo.}'' Which I can only assume is a solid—

''{Cut to a screen with the text "PAYSTUB:" at the top. In the background there is the Pom Pictures logo tiled. A golden scale liquefies from the bottom up. The text "Pay to the order of: Lan Handermannek" is under the scale.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —gold scale, with both sides ''perfectly'' balanced ''{Five gold bars begin to pop on each side of the scale}'' with gold bricks. As for what it's about—

''{Cut to a blank brick wall with the banner "COMING THIS SUMMER!" On the top. As Strong Bad talks, the poster for a movie called "<nowiki>></nowiki>CYBER.COME.STATIC" rolls out in the space below the banner. It is space themed, featuring what appears to be a photo of [[Matt Chapman]] in yellow, red-lensed glasses with a laser gun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —an indie film's plot is pretty much the same as any summer blockbuster,—

''{The text on the poster, "In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage", is enlarged.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —but just switch out any mention of the word "space" ''{The text "space," moves slightly upwards and out of place.}'' with the word, "small factory town", ''{As he says this, the words appear in sync, and in the hand-drawn style seen earlier.}'' replace "aliens" ''{The word "aliens" wiggles.}'' with "quirky, dysfunctional family", ''{The text is replaced in the same manner as before. Dysfunctional is hyphenated. The poster, which is masked, begins to fade into a different poster.}'' And replace "voyage" ''{The text "voyage" moves to the right and off screen.}'' with "journey". ''{The text "journey." appears in a typewriter effect.}''

''{The sentence transitions away, and the camera zooms in on the poster for "city (comma) state" there are clouds, the city skyline, a road, and a female character and male character waving to each other.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with a quirky, dysfunctional family is the ''easiest'' part of the journey.

''{Cut to an advertisement for "because, as it were" on paper, stapled to a pole. The camera continues to zoom in on the paper:}''

<blockquote style="text-align:center;">
join us for an 
'''ART HOUSE''' 
'''OPENING''' 
(Shot of because, as it were) 
'''one showing 8PM''' 
followed by director 
whining
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Once finished, Strong Sad's independent film will enjoy a small, art house opening.

''{Cut to a zoom out of Strong Sad, who is two the right of the pole.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' You forgot the apostrophe s! This film is opening at this guy called ''Art's'' ''{Cut back to the paper. The paper is corrected in red, but no pen visible.}'' house!

''{Cut to a close up of Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' He's got like ''three'' couches! ''{In an excited tone, he bends his right arm at an angle and moves it back and forth }'' Out-a-sight!

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, best of luck to you.

''{Cut to a shot of the movie theater line as seen in [[the movies]], with the camera slowly panning left. From left to right, Marzipan, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z are in a line for city (comma) state. city (comma) state is taking up both of the poster holders in view. Senor Cardgage is shown as the usher.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pom Pom's little movie that could, opens on 2,000 screens the first weekend, expanding to 10,000 the next.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat (who has popcorn), in the theater. They appear to be the only ones in the theater at this time}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And wouldn'tcha know it? This movie was ''{Moving is head around}'' ''sooo'' cheap to make, that he still has money left over to take out—

''{Strong Bad pulls up a piece of paper labeled as the "Local Trade Papes" with the slogan "For your considerasche". The poster for city (comma) state is the only thing on the front page, and under is the text "Best Indie Film".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' —full page ads in all the local trade papers during award season! ''{Puts paper away and stares down.}'' That movie is all heart. ''{Wipes is boxing glove on his face, as if he was wiping his nose after holding up tears.}''

''{Cut back to the Compé.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' There you have it, Evil Jeff. The difference between a hideous growth on my butt, and a ''profitable'' hideous growth on my butt. I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies, but I didn't do that. ''{He pauses, and says this scornfully.}'' Because I hate you. OOOoooooooo!! Now who's evil! Forget GIFs ''{Types ".gifs".}'', man. I'm an evil tif ''{Types ".tif".}''! Or maybe an evil 24-bit ping ''{Types ".png".}'' with alpha channel. Or maybe an evil ''{Speaking as if confused.}'' targa ''{Pauses.}'' file? Whatever those are.

''{An "Ah-ha!" is heard from the Compé, and what looks like a rectangular speech bubble slides up from the bottom-left corner of the view (which is the [[Virtual Paper]]). It reads "click to email strongbad" with the back link is shown a few lines under it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Looks like I've gone the-paperless with this new computer. Can I at least customize that sound it makes?

''{The bubble retracts, and pops-up again with a compressed version of the [[Preeeeow]] sound of [[The Paper]].}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''That's'' what I'm talking about!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on "OOOoooooooo!" to see the poster and tagline of cyber.coma.static.
*:''{the poster slowly zooms in}''
*:'''NARRATOR:''' In the dead of space... dealing with aliens is the ''easiest'' part of the voyage.
*Also, click on the first "hideous growth on my butt" to see a filming session with Homestar and Strong Sad.
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly}'' I just... don't think I can handle... eating this... asparagus. ''{holds up a limp-looking piece of asparagus}''
*:'''STRONG SAD:''' Cut, cut!
*:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{angrily}'' What was wrong with that take? I mean, whaddya expect for two pinks and a green? ''{holds up Monopoly money}'' I'm not... Bernardo Ralph Shawn, you know. Sounds like he'd be some type of famous actor.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*[[Wikipedia:Graphics Interchange Format|.gif]], [[Wikipedia:Tagged Image File Format|.tif]], [[Wikipedia:Portable Network Graphics|.png]] and [[Wikipedia:Truevision TGA|targa]] are all [[Wikipedia:Raster graphics|raster]] image file formats.
*Being [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071115203232AArJsnA "paid to scale"] means you receive a set wage decided by a "pay scale".

===Remarks===
*The Monopoly Money that Homestar Runner is given is the incorrect color. In actuality, pink is for $5 bills, and green is for $20 bills.
*Pom Pom's name is misspelled as "Pom-Pom" on his chair.
*The back button goes to the toons menu instead of the email menu.

===Goofs===
*When [[The Cheat]] walks up the first time, and the camera zooms out, the sbemail.exe icon disappears.
*When Strong Bad types "I am, of course talking about...", he leaves out a comma after "of course".

===Fixed Goofs===
*When Strong Bad said, "Pom Pom on the other hand", he failed to type "the". This was fixed later after release.

===Inside References===
* Strong Bad has a picture of his [[big butt]] for the wallpaper.
* The email icon resembles the photo of Strong Bad that appears on [[New Paper]].
* Strong Bad raps about how [[How do you type with boxing gloves on?|typing made his boxing gloves sick]].
* The image of Lan Handermannek comes from [[Comic Book Movie]].
* The characters on ''city (comma) state'' title screen are traces of [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Missy Palmer]].
**[[Matt Chapman]] also plays the character in the ''Cyber.Coma.Static''.
* The band, "[[she likes cloth]]", originates from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
* [[Gold|Gold bars]] appear in this email.
* Strong Sad is seen [[Strong Sad Smiling|smiling]].
*Strong Bad admits that he took the email in a [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction|different direction]].
*Strong Bad mentions Pom Pom's [[Parents|dad]].

===Real World References===
* The animated intro in Pom Pom's indie movie is a reference to films which use hand-drawn style opening credit sequences, such as [http://www.shadowplaystudio.com/juno/ this one] from [[Wikipedia:Juno (film)|Juno]].
* "Evil Moms choose Evil Gif" is a play on [[Wikipedia:Jif (peanut butter)|Jif peanut butter]] tag line, "Choosy Moms choose Jif".
*The word "presents" on Pom Pom's film closely resembles the [[Wikipedia:Friendly's|Friendly's]] logo.
*"Megchester" is a play on the name of the city [[Wikipedia:Manchester (town), New York|Manchester, New York]].
* "Pom Pom's little movie that could" is a reference to the children's book [[Wikipedia:The Little Engine That Could|The Little Engine That Could]].

==External Links==
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{{Strong Bad Email}}

User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:28:41 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]] ([[Senor Mortgage]])

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]] ([[Commandos in the Classroom]])

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]] ([[Decemberween Short Shorts]])

"Okay, good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich ([[buried]])

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]] ([[4 branches]])

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]] ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]])

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]] ([[imaginary]])

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]] ([[record book]])

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]] ([[record book]])

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User talk:Youradhere

Youradhere — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:53:31 GMT

Youradhere:

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I like them, so much that I stole one of them. Actually, I tweaked it quite a bit, so I guess you could say you inspired me to make my own. Still, thanks! Talk atcha later. — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 03:09, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey, thanks man!--[[User:Youradhere|Youradhere]] 16:53, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Youradhere

Youradhere — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 00:24:27 GMT

Youradhere:

User talk:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:42:59 GMT

Youradhere: /* Userboxes */

== Some links to help get you started ==
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*Before you do any significant editing, be sure to read our [[HRWiki:Standards|wiki standards]] and our other [[:Category:HRWiki Policy|policies]].
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*To practice editing, head over to the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]].
*If you have a question that isn't addressed on a help page, you can ask it on the [[HRWiki talk:FAQ|FAQ talk page]].
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== Userboxes ==

I made the last 5 or so userboxes(excluding the custom one) myself, and I would appreciate some feedback on them.--[[User:Youradhere|Youradhere]] 04:55, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
:Where are they? {{User:ColdReactive/sig}} 01:54, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

From the smells like pea soup one to the USB self destruct one. Yea, I got pretty bored.--[[User:Youradhere|Youradhere]] 03:42, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

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Youradhere — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:49:36 GMT

Youradhere:

User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:48:52 GMT

Youradhere: /* Favorite Toons/Emails */

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]] ([[Senor Mortgage]])

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]] ([[Commandos in the Classroom]])

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]] ([[Decemberween Short Shorts]])

"Okay, good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich ([[buried]])

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]] ([[4 branches]])

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]] ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]])

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]] ([[imaginary]])

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]] ([[record book]])

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]] ([[record book]])

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:44:54 GMT

Youradhere: /* Favorite Quotes */

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]] ([[Senor Mortgage]])

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]] ([[Commandos in the Classroom]])

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]] ([[Decemberween Short Shorts]])

"Okay, good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich ([[buried]])

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]] ([[4 branches]])

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]] ([[Homestar Presents: Presents]])

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]] ([[imaginary]])

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]] ([[record book]])

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]] ([[record book]])

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:37:19 GMT

Youradhere: The Cheat pretty much does it on his own accord

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more subtly. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad helps Homestar cheat on his audition for Pom Pom's band.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Strong Bad locks Strong Sad in the the bathtub.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad throws a discount brick at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person. He also hits Homestar twice and kicks the Cheat.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.

==Attempted Murder==
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.
*[[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws knives at Strong Sad tied to a spinning wheel.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royal of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
* Email [[current status]] — Strong Bad does an experiment where he switches Coach Z's and Bubs' bodies to make [[Coach B and Zubs]].
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*[[Experimental Film]] — Strong Bad and Strong Mad try to steal from an ATM.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with Strong Sad's fake one, which he also stole.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad steals a star from one of Bubs' advertisements, Strong Mad's stuffed dinosaur, and Strong Sad's fake sword again.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs' green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.
{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Lists]]

Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:22:19 GMT

Youradhere: /* Unlawful Impersonation */

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more subtly. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad throws a discount brick at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
**Email [[imaginary]] — The origin of Strong Sad's belly button is given more credence with the presence of a bandage throughout the email.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[Hremail 3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.

==Attempted Murder==
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royal of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.
* Email [[shapeshifting]] — Strong Bad shapeshifts into a 100 dollar bill in an attempt to buy a hot tub.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad prank calls several characters in the game.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad escapes house arrest.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Badia secedes from the Municipality and takes over several countries.

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with a fake one.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] — Among other things, Strong Bad has pretended to be a doctor and a police officer, both of which are illegal to impersonate.

==Vandalism==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[sibbie]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's radio.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs' green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad tricks the Cheat into destroying the device keeping him under house arrest.
{{incomplete list}}

[[Category:Lists]]

User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:52:55 GMT

Youradhere: /* Favorite Quotes */

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Okay, good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:41:06 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User talk:Youradhere

Youradhere — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:55:28 GMT

Youradhere: /**/Userboxes

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== Userboxes ==

I made the last 5 or so userboxes(excluding the custom one) myself, and I would appreciate some feedback on them.--[[User:Youradhere|Youradhere]] 04:55, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

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Youradhere — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:59:44 GMT

Youradhere: this seemed significant

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[[Image:scotty.png|thumb|"That'll teach you to stand and blink!"]]

Strong Bad recounts the time when Strong Sad used to have an annoying [[imaginary friend]] when he was younger.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, [[Lil' Strong Sad]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]], [[Scotty Titi]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Rubby Plop-Plop|Rubby Plop-Plop]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Sir Zabblepants|Sir Zabblepants]], {{Film|Bubs}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Dingy Donger|Dingy Donger]], {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Imaginary Friends#Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door|Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door]], [[Teen Strong Mad]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]], [[Frishy Freshy Dragonman]], [[Imaginary Friends#Pumpy Clumpy|Pumpy Clumpy]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]], A room in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Locker Room]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Corpy NT6]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 13, 2009

'''Running Time:''' 4:08

'''Page Title:''' Corpy NT6!

==Transcript==

''{A view of Strong Bad from behind, sitting in his basement typing at the Corpy on a folding table}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Checking emails at home from your worrrrk computer, ''{the view shifts to a closeup of the screen}'' is kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.

<blockquote class="corpy email" style="border:#ddd;border-bottom:#ccc;">
Dear Strong Bad, 
my brother had a friend over today and he drove 
me crazy!! What should I do about it? 
 
Crudfully, Henry Wisner WI
<div style="border:none;background:#08089c"></div>
</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad reads "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dear. Streer. Beer." He reads the closing as a question, as though he's not believing what he's reading, and says "Wisconsin" in place of "WI".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Crudfully? Really? What, was your mom sitting over your shoulder when you typed this email? And is your mom the kind of lady that won't let you type the word 'crap'? Don't get me wrong, I still woulda made fun of you if you ''had'' typed 'crapfully', I prolly would have just left your moms out of it. ''{clear screen}'' So, your bro's fro drove you cro? I don't really have that problem. On account of my brothers are galactically incapable of friend-have. Although when we were kids, Strong Sad had this ''imaginary'' friend that annoyed the crud outta me. Of course, this was back before insane parents made imaginary friends illegal for kids to have. Strong Sad invented him one time when we ''{cut to a view of an attic hatch. The hatch is being knocked at from inside}'' locked him in the attic.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' You know we don't have an attic!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, when we stuffed him in the air vent.

''{The attic hatch transforms into an air vent. Strong Sad's fingers are wiggling through a gap.}

'''STRONG SAD:''' You know we don't have an a—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Oh, fine! When we taped him to the ceiling.

''{The air vent transforms into Lil' Strong Sad, in a purple shirt with a bandage over his belly button, stuck to the ceiling with pink tape. Pan down to Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' That'll teach you to stand and blink. Now stay up there until that Bubble Tape gives out and you fall into my open faced booby trap!

''{Pan down again to reveal a piece of bread on a blue plate with two pickle slices}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{quickly}'' We were out of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise.

''{cut to Lil' Strong Sad, who is smiling}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Haha! You're right! My brother does look like a big circle with two smaller circles ''{cut to a top shot of Lil' Strong Bad}'' on top of another circle from up here!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks up}'' Hey! Shut up! Who're you talkin' to?

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Just my new best-also-bubble-taped-to-the-ceiling friend, Scotty Titi!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' THAT's half the reason imaginary friends are illegal now! Kids always give them the creepiest possible names. ''{cut to the King of Town, and a cut out-like image with a top hat}'' Rubby Plop-Plop, ''{cut to Homestar and like image of a person}'' Sir Zabblepants, and ''{cut to Bubs and like rabbit-shaped image}'' Dingy Donger, ''{cut to Coach Z and like image of a man, shaking slightly}'' Real Live Actual Mr. Blangcaster Next Door.

''{The cut-out image raises his arm. Cut to Lil' Strong Bad at the stick. The stick has a leaf, and Strong Bad is drilling a brick}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, anyway, Strong Bad [sic]  and Scotty Titi were always annoying the crap out of us.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Ahahaha! ''{pan left to show Lil' Strong Sad}'' That's a good one!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Shut it up! What are you guys doing over there?

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh. Scotty Titi and I were just attaching indefinite articles, and he jokingly used "a" before a vowel sound! ''{holds stomach with both hands, making dodgeball-like sound effect}'' Ohohoho!

''{Cut to close up of Lil' Strong Bad}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' I'll attach this ''{raises brick}'' definite brick to Scotty Titi's face! EH!

''{Cut to wide shot as Lil' Strong Bad throws brick at Lil' Strong Sad, which lands harmlessly on the ground.}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Nice reflexes, Scotty!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I say he annoyed us, but it was really just me.

''{Cut to the door to Strong Mad's room. A loud smacking noise is heard from within, causing the whole house to shake.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Mad was going through some... ahem... changes in those days.

''{Cut to Teen Strong Mad in his room, punching a Trogdor-Blacklight poster that reads "PUBERTY". He has acne, facial hair, curly hair, and large glasses.}''

'''TEEN STRONG MAD:''' ''{voice cracking}'' GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!

''{Screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' So, it was all up to me. First I tried to render Scotty Titi obsolete as an imaginary friend—

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad sitting in front of the couch in the basement with copies of ''Time'' magazine on the floor.}

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —by exposing him as a ''real''ginary friend. ''{As he says this, Lil' Strong Bad pops out from behind the couch with a sack of "Fat Dumb White Flour"}''

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Aha! ''{empties flour onto floor; Lil' Strong Sad looks surprised momentarily and Lil' Strong Bad starts looking inside the now empty sack}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' I used to get imaginary and invisible mixed up a lot as a kid.

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Oh, thanks, big brother. I've always wanted to pit my skills ''{pats belly}'' against a pile of cake flour!

''{screen dims}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And of course, at one point, I tried to... ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad facing away from the screen, slowly zooming in}'' Titi. On Scotty Titi.

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Oh no! My new boots!

''{cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I finally had no recourse but to fight imaginary fire with imaginary fire. So after drinking three gallons of blue drink, I made up my own imaginary friend so they could fight to the imaginary death!

''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad with purple liquid around his mouth. Two empty bottles of Blue Drink are visible.}

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Hey! Scotty Titi! I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!

''{The two imaginary friends appear; Frishy Freshy Dragonman is half-dragon half-man and Scotty Titi is a lump wearing a hat}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Scotty, look out!

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Wait. ''{cut to Lil' Strong Bad and Lil' Strong Sad}'' Scotty Titi is just a lump? ''{cut to Scotty}'' A mound? ''{cut to closeup of Scotty}'' A pile?

''{Cut to Lil' Strong Sad}''

'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' ''{shrugs}'' Pretty much.

''{Cut to the two imaginary friends. Frishy Freshy Dragonman burninates Scotty Titi.}''

'''FRISHY FRESHY DRAGONMAN:''' Can I go now?

'''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're done.

''{Frishy Freshy disappears with a poof}''

''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Corpy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You ''{types "Ya"}'' still there, Crudkid? I don't know if your mom let you watch this far into the email or not. Anyways, I'm not suggesting you breathe fire on your brother's friend, you know. I'm suggesting you duct tape him to the ceiling. Your realginary pal, Strong Bad. Or, ''{deletes back to the start of Your realginary...}'' Your imaginary pal, Pumpy Clumpy.

''{[[Envelope Paper]] comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end of the email, click on "duct tape him to the ceiling" to see a scene between Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi.
:''{Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are sitting in front of the couch with the copies of ''Time Magazine''.
:'''LIL' STRONG SAD:''' Spiro Agnew's favorite slacks! That's right! You're so good at Time Magazine: The Game, Scotty!
:*Whilst Strong Sad is talking to Scotty Titi, click on the word "TIME" on the magazine in Lil' Strong Sad's hand to see the question being answered.
<blockquote>
Q: What were Richard Nixon's favorite slacks?
</blockquote>
*At the end of the email, click on "Pumpy Clumpy" to see an outline drawing of Pumpy Clumpy.

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*A [[Wikipedia:First-person shooter|first-person shooter]] is a video game genre which centers the gameplay around gun or projectile weapon-based combat through the first person perspective.

===Trivia===
*This is Lil' Strong Sad's first speaking role.
*The back of Lil' Strong Bad's mask has what appears to be a Velcro strap, as opposed to strings. This is similar to how children wear shoes with Velcro on them instead of laces.

===Remarks===
*[[The Stick]] in this email has a solitary leaf, presumably because it is younger and still alive.
*In [[yes, wrestling]], Strong Bad said that Homestar Runner had an imaginary tag-team partner named "Gary the Legend".
*The [[Corpy NT6]] is assumed to be an all-in-one computer, and yet there appears to be a [[Datum Center computer]] attached to it, as if the Corpy NT6 was actually a separate computer tower and monitor. ''(See Inside References)''
**While a Datum Center Computer is presumably attached to it, the only wire visible is the one hooked up the Corpy NT6.
*Lil' Strong Bad tries to [[Peeing|pee]] on Scotty Titi.
*Strong Mad has a [[Trogdor]] poster in his room, which seems impossible as Trogdor was invented on the spot in [[dragon]]. This, combined with the fact that Strong Bad already envisioned Trogdor, may imply this story isn't [[History According to Strong Bad|entirely true]].
*This is the first email since [[being nice]] to have the normal Strong Bad Email file type (sbemail#). The two previous, [[email thunder]] and [[hremail3184]] used sbemailtwohundred and hremail3184, respectively.
*Strong Bad says that [[Strong Mad]] and [[Strong Sad]] are "galactically incapable of friend-have," yet Strong Mad and [[The Cheat]] are best friends, and Strong Sad seems to be friends with [[Marzipan]] and [[Homsar]].

===Goofs===
[[Image:ghoust_image.PNG|thumb|200px|Ghost photography]]
*During the scene where Lil' Strong Bad is drilling hole in the brick, Strong Bad says "So, anyway, Strong ''Bad'' and Scotty Titi..." rather than "Strong ''Sad'' and Scotty Titi..."

===Fixed Goofs===
*When this email was released, a very faint outline of Strong Bad's face would be visible when the screen fades after Strong Bad throws a brick.

===Inside References===
*The computer console Strong Bad uses is one of the Datum Center computers as seen in [[isp]]. The monitor itself is the Corpy NT6. ''(See Remarks)''
*Strong Bad's comments about "Crudfully yours" are related to emails that usually end with [[Crapfully Yours]].
*Teenage Strong Mad looks very similar to how he did in Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in [[highschool]].
*Lil' Strong Bad's imaginary friend looks similar to the "Dragon-Man" drawing of [[Trogdor]] in the email [[dragon]].
*The flowery wallpaper is the same as the wallpaper of [[1987]], as seen in the email [[no loafing]].
*When Frishy Freshy Dragonman disappears, he makes the same wheezing sound as when [[Sickly Sam]] disappears.
*"Blue drink" is an example of a [[Nondescript Nouns|nondescript noun]].
*The bandage on Strong Sad's belly button is a reference to [[origins]], when Strong Bad hints at the fact that he drilled Strong Sad's belly button when they were much younger.
*The [[Hanging Objects|Trogdor/Puberty poster]] in Strong Mad's room is based on the [[Trogdor Poster|actual poster]] for sale in the [[Store]].

===Real-World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Bubble Tape|Bubble Tape]] is a brand of bubble gum that comes in 6 foot long rolls.
*The rabbit-shaped imaginary friend standing next to Bubs is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Harvey (play)|''Harvey'']], a play and movie about a man who insists that he is friends with Harvey, a six-foot tall talking rabbit that only he can see and hear.
*''[[Wikipedia:Time (magazine)|Time]]'' is an American news magazine created in 1923 by Briton Hadden and Henry Luce, making it the first weekly news magazine in the United States.
**''Time: The Game'', which Lil' Strong Sad and Scotty Titi are playing (and which Lil' Strong Sad erroneously refers to as ''Time Magazine: The Game''), was a trivia-based board game inspired by the same newsmagazine. The game was released in 1983 by Time, Inc. and used four question and answer books printed in the same manner as issues of ''Time''.
*[[Wikipedia:Richard Nixon|Richard Nixon]] was 37th [[President]] of the United States of America. [[Wikipedia:Spiro Agnew|Spiro Agnew]] was Nixon's first Vice President.
*The [[Strong Mad's Bass|bass guitar]] in Strong Mad's room bears a resemblance to the [[Wikipedia:Höfner 500/1|Höfner 500/1]], an instrument made famous by [[The Beatles]]' bassist [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]].
*Mentioning of illegalization of imaginary friends by insane parents possibly has to do with a recent trend in child-rearing that believes imaginary friends are unhealthy, and an example of mental instability.

==External Links==
{{sbemailextlinks|202|15656}}
{{Strong Bad Email}}

Strong Bad and The Cheat's Relationship

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:19:37 GMT

Youradhere: if anyone doesn't think that's exactly betrayal, feel free to delete it

[[Image:SBEmail 124.PNG|thumb|The dynamic duo in action, grossing out [[Coach Z]].]]
'''[[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat| The Cheat's]] relationship''' is a mix of several feelings. While they often work together, they're not always kind. Sometimes Strong Bad hurts The Cheat, both emotionally and physically. Sometimes The Cheat betrays Strong Bad and sometimes works with someone else, at Strong Bad's expense. But sometimes Strong Bad is nice to The Cheat.

== Strong Bad and The Cheat working together ==

*[[Original Book]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad cheat at contests.
**This also occurs in [[The Reddest Radish]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], and [[Halloween Awards Show]].
*Email [[1 step ahead]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|torture Strong Sad]].
*Email [[flag day]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad with the [[Strong Badia National Anthem|Strong Badia national anthem]].
*[[Yearbook Character Page]] — On Strong Bad's page, it mentions him working together with Strong Mad and The Cheat to ruin Homestar's day, despite their tattoo plans.
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — Strong Bad (as Homestar Runner) and The Cheat judge the contest together.
*Email [[ghosts]] — The two search [[Strong Badia]] for ghosts.
*Email [[unused emails]] — The Cheat does filing for Strong Bad.
*Email [[caper]] — They work together to try to rob [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] house.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The two work together, along with [[Strong Mad]], to [[egg]] all the houses in the neighborhood.
*Email [[the process]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad in inflicting pain on [[Bubs]].
*Email [[local news]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad with the Strong Badian news.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — They work together to commit crimes.
*Email [[other days]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad clean up Strong Badia.
*Email [[origins]] — They work together, along with Strong Mad, to spray paint [[Marzipan]]. They also work together as the [[On Point Kings]].
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to gross out the residents of [[Free Country, USA]].
*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] — In the Strong Bad "Trap Door" sample, The Cheat helps Strong Bad with the trap door to get rid of Homestar.
*[[Bis Cas Fri 3]] — Puppet The Cheat helps Puppet Strong Bad with his computer problems.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — They work together, along with Strong Mad, to find [[Halloween]] night.
*Email [[rough copy]] — They work together to sue Homestar, [[Strong Sad]], and Malinko.
*Email [[more armies]] — They work together, along with Strong Mad, again as the On Point Kings.
*[[Ever and More!]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat are members of the [[Broternal Order of Different Helmets]] and practice the secret handshake together.
*Email [[extra plug]] — The Cheat helps Strong Bad finish his email in the power outage.
*Email [[pizza joint]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat make a pizza joint together.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad enters the Cheat (aka, Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat) in the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]].
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat close down [[Bubs]] for being an "unlicensed unlicensed seller."
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to locate ancient ruins underneath [[Strong Badia]].
*Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to lure [[Homestar Runner]] into a cage with [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and [[melonade]], but then try to capture [[Strong Sad]] by putting a Parliament wig on the pile.
*Email [[your edge]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat work together to prove that Strong bad hasn't lost his edge.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The Cheat stirs the gelatin in the water pool for Strong Bad.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad calls on his "Secret The Cheat" to threaten Strong Sad into surrendering.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The Cheat poses as a hot blonde in a bikini for Strong Bad's cover photo at the [[Gremlin]].
*[[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad look for a potential "zombie slave" in the cemetery.

== Strong Bad being mean to The Cheat ==

*Strong Bad frequently [[Powered by The Cheat#Responses|criticizes]] [[Powered by The Cheat|The Cheat's cartoons]].
*Strong Bad frequently [[Kicking the Cheat|kicks]] The Cheat.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad claims that he has been lashing out at The Cheat more often than usual (according to Strong Mad).
*[[Quote of the week]] — Strong Bad says that he going to throw a bunch of pies at The Cheat.
*Email [[techno]] — Strong Bad grounds The Cheat for throwing light switch raves.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad duct tapes The Cheat to the side of [[Pom Pom]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for messing up their past caper.
*Email [[huttah!]] — All the fans write nice things about The Cheat and Strong Bad disagrees with all of them.
*Email [[funny]] — Strong Bad makes a mess with ketchup, and tells The Cheat to clean it.
*Email [[stupid stuff]] — The Cheat offers Strong Bad some [[Cheatcakes]], but Strong Bad tells him to "get that mess outta here" and smacks the plate out of The Cheat's hands.
*Email [[crying]] — Strong Bad makes The Cheat cry using his picture of [[Li'l Brudder]].
*Email [[animal]] — After Strong Bad creates [[Sterrance]], he claims him to be "way cuter than that stupid, ugly, old, washed-up The Cheat he used to have".
*Email [[bedtime story]] — Strong Bad throws 2 or 3 roach foggers into The Cheat's bed, causing a big explosion and nearly killing him.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad says he has a secret recipe for cooking the C H E _ T.
*[[The Cheatar]] — When Strong Bad discovers The Cheat can't turn into a giant guitar he says to him "What good are ya?"
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad tells The Cheat that he doesn't pay him enough and The Cheat corrects Strong Bad that he doesn't pay him at all.
*Email [[portrait]] — Strong Bad calls The Cheat, along with Strong Mad, his no talent minion.
*Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad says to The Cheat, as well as Bubs, Strong Mad, and Marzipan, "These are all terrible ideas. What do you think I'm not payin' ya for?"
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad isn't happy that The Cheat is dating Marzipan and he suggests to Homestar that they [[Death| drown]] both of them. Homestar and Strong Bad later attempt to ruin The Cheat and Marzipan's date.
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of ferret ointment and uses it on The Cheat, upon hearing that they'll make him "swell up like a balloon."
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad scolds The Cheat for going near the [[FunMachine]] with Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruit-Boarder without his permission.

== The Cheat betraying Strong Bad ==

*[[A Mother's Day Message]] — The Cheat, along with [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]], and [[Pom Pom]], ridicules Strong Bad's sailor costume
*Email [[sibbie]] — The Cheat plays a beat that causes Strong Bad to make up a song he didn't want to write.
*Email [[impression]] — The Cheat beats Strong Bad in a Strong Sad look-a-like contest.
*Email [[labor day]] — The Cheat, along with Strong Mad, goes to the labor day BBQ without Strong Bad.
*Email [[pizazz]] — According to Strong Bad, The Cheat has said that dressing like a ship's captain is the latest style, but apparently that is absolutely not the case.
*Email [[secret recipes]] — The Cheat throws a floppy disk at Strong Bad. Later in an Easter egg, The Cheat reads a book entitled "So You Wanna Cook a [[Wrestleman]]?"
*Email [[rock opera]] — The Cheat throws a rose in Strong Bad's eye.
*Puppet Short [[Puppet Time]] — The Cheat steals stuff from Strong Bad.
*Email [[disconnected]] — The Cheat reacts with disappointment when Strong Bad decides not to chop his head off.
*Email [[business trip]] — Homestar mentions that The Cheat got promoted to "Junior Executive of Not Having to Go on Pointless Business Trips." Strong Bad exclaims that "[he's] been trying to get that job for years."
*[[Summer Short Shorts]] — In a PBTC segment, The Cheatsaurus burns Caveman Strong Bad into a lobster.
*[[Date Nite]] — The Cheat goes on a date with Marzipan, with Strong Bad's disapproval.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — The Cheat (and [[Tire]]) secede from [[Strong Badia]] to form "The Cheat and Tirerea", complaining that Strong Bad kicks him too much and takes him for granted.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — The Cheat goes to a "previous engagement," much to Strong Bad's chagrin.
*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — The Cheat disobeys Strong Bad by switching games in the [[FunMachine]] while [[Spirits of '76]] was still loading.

== The Cheat working or hanging out with someone else ==
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — It's revealed that The Cheat played board games with Strong Sad.
*Email [[funny]] — The Cheat eats fries with Bubs.
*Email [[marzipan]] and [[Seasonal Sweaters]] — The Cheat makes Marzipan a music video of herself.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — The Cheat does a remix of The King of Town's demo and in an Easter Egg they cut a split seven inch album together.
*[[Cool Things]] — The Cheat, along with Strong Mad, joins [[Cool Tapes| Marzipan's band]].
*[[Experimental Film]] — The Cheat helped Strong Sad make the video.
*[[Rap Song]] — The Cheat makes the video for [[Coach Z]].
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — The Cheat is again with Cool Tapes, much to Strong Bad's dismay.

== Strong Bad being nice to The Cheat ==

*[[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad wants to find The Cheat when he is missing.
*[[Everybody to the Limit]] — Strong Bad likes The Cheat's music video and offers him a [[pizza]].
*Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad gives The Cheat some privileges as a reward.
*Email [[different town]] — In Strong Bad's imagination, he imagines [[The Stick]] as a Big Ol' Tree that would eat everybody except The Cheat and himself.
*[[Halloween Fairstival]] — Strong Bad spends the entire toon trying to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups.
*Email [[bedtime story]] — Strong Bad puts The Cheat to bed.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — Strong Bad compliments The Cheat on his plans.
*Email [[looking old]] — The Cheat is one of the people Strong Bad calls to his emergency marketing meeting, referring to him as one of "the best, the brightest, the people [he] hate[s] the least".
*[[Drive-Thru]] — Strong Bad tries to get a blue toy for The Cheat.
*Email [[rough copy]] — Strong Bad awards The Cheat soft tacos.
*Email [[business trip]] — Strong Bad buys The Cheat a wind-up [[Spirit of St. Louis]] plane, but The Cheat does not appreciate it.
*[[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad views The Cheat as one of the "good characters".
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad picks The Cheat first.
{{incomplete list}}
[[Category:Character Relationships]]

User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:46:23 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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Bikinis

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:15:09 GMT

Youradhere:

[[Image:Pom Girls.PNG|thumb|"Pom Pom's into the party girls."]]
Sometimes in the Homestar Runner universe, the characters mention or wear '''bikinis'''.

==Appearances==
*[[Awexome Cross]] — The victory screen features girls in bikinis.
*Email [[winter pool]] — [[Strong Bad]] says he thought the pool would naturally attract oiled up bikini wrestlers.
*[[Pom Pom's Girls]] often sport bikinis.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — On one altered images says "Strong Bad attracts high class bikini ladies (or maybe Kate Pierson from the B-52's) with his ample hind-bosom in Telltale Games' new dating sim for WiiWare."
*[[Costume Commercial]] — The [[Marzipan]] costume is a purple and yellow bikini. [[Coach Z]] later calls it a Coach Z costume.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[The Cheat]] wears a bikini when he poses for the album cover.

==See also==
*[[Wear a Bikini!]]

[[Category: Clothing]]

HRWiki:Recent changes patrol

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:04:02 GMT

Youradhere: /* Members */

Ever noticed a little red exclamation point (!) next to an edit listed on the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] page? Did you know you can remove those exclamation points by patrolling edits? The idea is that having a group of people patrolling edits should reduce spam and vandalism.

To mark an '''edit''' as patrolled, click the "diff" link next to an unpatrolled edit, survey the edit to be sure it isn't spam or vandalism, then click the "Mark as patrolled" link near the top right of the page.

It's a different process to mark a '''new page''' patrolled. Since there is no "diff" link, you instead click on the article name. The link to patrol says, "Mark this article as patrolled", and it appears at the bottom right corner of the article.

If you'd like to help out in the effort of patrolling recent changes, put your name on the list below. Adding your name to the list constitutes a commitment of time to patrolling. This page will serve as a hub for patrollers to get in contact with one another. Feel free to list any questionable edits at the bottom of this page to call them to the attention of other patrollers. For an example of how this page might serve our community, see the [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:RC patrol|Recent changes patrol]] on Wikipedia.
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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:54:35 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:34:26 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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Characters

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:30:04 GMT

Youradhere:

:''This page is a list of characters. For the article on the Homestar Runner Characters page, see "[[Character Videos]]".''
[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|220px|The gang's all here.]]
This page contains lists of the numerous [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] '''characters'''. If you're new to Homestar Runner, you'll get a pretty good idea what's going on by simply getting familiar with the main cast members. If you're interested in going a little deeper, try the secondary characters.

== Main characters ==
These are the principal recurring characters of Homestar Runner's world. Each of these characters has their own introduction video tape on the [[Character Videos]] menu.
<gallery>
Image:NewestHomestar.png|<center>'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''</center>
Image:currentbad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheat]]'''</center>
Image:neweststrongmad.png|<center>'''[[Strong Mad]]'''</center>
Image:newerstrongsad.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:pompom.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:NewestMarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:coach-z.png|<center>'''[[Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:newestbubs.png|<center>'''[[Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:kot.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town]]'''</center>
Image:poopsmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Poopsmith]]'''</center>
Image:homsar_evolution_current.png|<center>'''[[Homsar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Secondary characters ==
Characters that appear now and then, but aren't quite part of the inner cadre of [[Free Country, USA]]'s leading citizens.

=== The King's Servants ===
The King of Town employs a few other characters besides [[The Poopsmith]].
<gallery>
Image:bishop.png|<center>'''[[The Cleric]]'''</center>
Image:blacksmith.PNG|<center>'''[[The Blacksmith]]'''</center>
Image:hornblower.png|<center>'''[[The Hornblower]]'''</center>
Image:the knight.png|<center>'''[[The Knight]]'''</center>
Image:Little Chef Dude KOT DVD.PNG|<center>'''[[The Little Chef Guy]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Storybook Characters ===
Characters from the [[Original Book|original Homestar Runner storybook]] or in that style.

<gallery>
Image:Bland.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Bland]]'''</center>
Image:Señor.PNG|<center>'''[[Señor]]'''</center>
Image:Therobotaction.PNG|<center>'''[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]'''</center>
Image:TheFatBee.PNG|<center>'''[[The Fat Bee]]'''</center>
Image:Grape Fairie closeup storybook.png|<center>'''[[The Grape Fairie]]'''</center>
Image:Prince of Town.png|<center>'''[[The Prince of Town]]'''</center>
Image:The Umpire.png|<center>'''[[The Umpire]]'''</center>
Image:tinyhandedstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Tiny handed Strong Bad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Mascots===
These characters serve as mascots.

<gallery>
Image:marshie.png|<center>'''[[Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:nibbles.PNG|<center>'''[[Nibbles]]'''</center>
Image:stoppy sign.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA#Mascots|Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots]]'''</center>
Image:Jolly Dumple.PNG|<center>'''[[The Jolly Dumple]]'''</center>
Image:TragicClownDog.PNG|<center>'''[[Tragic Clown Dog]]'''</center>
Image:110px-videlectrixman.gif|<center>'''[[Videlectrix Mascot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Pseudocharacters]] ===
These seemingly [[Items|inanimate objects]] have been treated like characters.
<gallery>
Image:AWFy.PNG|<center>'''[[Animatronic Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Belinda.png|<center>'''[[Belinda]]'''</center>
Image:carol.PNG|<center>'''[[Carol]]'''</center>
Image:sbemail.png|<center>'''[[Compy 386]]'''</center>
Image:Credenza.png|<center>'''[[Credenza]]'''</center>
Image:qod 25 - Doreauxgard.PNG|<center>'''[[Doreauxgard]]'''</center>
Image:Whale.PNG|<center>'''[[Drive-Thru Whale]]'''</center>
Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|<center>'''[[Frank Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:qod 31 - geddup noise.png|<center>'''[[The Geddup Noise]]'''</center>
Image:gn robot.png|<center>'''[[Grape Nuts Robot]]'''</center>
Image:homestarjr2.PNG|<center>'''[[Homestar Jr.]]'''</center>
Image:qod horriblepainting.PNG|<center>'''[[Horrible Painting]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad is understairs.png|<center>'''[[Lappy 486]]'''</center>
Image:Lord_Quackingstick.PNG|<center>'''[[Lord Quackingstick]]'''</center>
Image:mrsbenedetto.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Bennedetto]]'''</center>
Image:New-paper-but-a-butt.png|<center>'''[[New Paper]]'''</center>
Image:guy knife.png|<center>'''[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]'''</center>
Image:close Paper.png|<center>'''[[The Paper]]'''</center>
Image:donkis.png|<center>'''[[Poodonkis]]'''</center>
Image:PomFamily 2.png|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family]]'''</center>
Image:TheStick.png|<center>'''[[The Stick]]'''</center>
Image:Stoolyface.PNG|<center>'''[[Stooly]]'''</center>
Image:BGG restored Tandy.png|<center>'''[[Tandy 400]]'''</center>
Image:[[Image:Wormdingler.png|thumb|Coach Z's beloved dragon]|<center>'''[[Wormdingler]]'''</center>
Image:wagon fulla pancakes.PNG|<center>'''[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Strong Badia]] ====
The empty lot where Strong Bad is king is home to a few other pseudocharacters.

<gallery>
Image:bearholdingshark.png|<center>'''[[Bear holding a Shark]]'''</center>
Image:Cinderblock.png|<center>'''[[Cinder Block]]'''</center>
Image:Tao Chicken.PNG|<center>'''[[General Tso's Chicken]]'''</center>
Image:stopsign.png|<center>'''[[Stop Sign]]'''</center>
Image:tire.png|<center>'''[[Tire]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cardboard Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Cardboard Homestar.png‎|<center>'''[[Cardboard Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:cardboardmarzipan.png|<center>'''[[Cardboard Marzipan]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Miscellaneous ===
<gallery>
Image:Newannouncer.png|<center>'''[[The Announcer]]'''</center>
Image:ataridragon.png|<center>'''[[Atari Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:bad graphics ghost.png|<center>'''[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:balding man.png|<center>'''[[Balding Man]]'''</center>
Image:Biscuitdoughhandsman.PNG|<center>'''[[Biscuitdoughhandsman]]'''</center>
Image:snarling_hungry_sheep.png|<center>'''[[Carnivorous Undead Sheep]]'''</center>
Image:Space Lobster!.PNG|<center>'''[[Europa-pean Lobster]]'''</center>
Image:Fat Bluebird.PNG|<center>'''[[Fat Bluebird]]'''</center>
Image:gavin.png|<center>'''[[Gavin]]'''</center>
Image:pomfamily.png|<center>'''[[General and Fraulein Pom Pom]]'''</center>
Image:New_Style_Goblin.PNG|<center>'''[[The Goblin]]'''</center>
Image:Pinkish dragon.png|<center>'''[[Multi-Function Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:nebulon.png|<center>'''[[Nebulon]]'''</center>
Image:Peaceyppic.png|<center>'''[[Peacey P]]'''</center>
Image:Pom Girls.PNG|<center>'''[[Pom Pom's girls]]'''</center>
Image:the two kids.png|<center>'''[[The Sad Kids]]'''</center>
Image:Tom servo.PNG|<center>'''[[Tom Servo]]'''</center>
Image:Senor Cartgage Profile.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage]]'''</center>
Image:TenerenceLove.png|<center>'''[[Tenerence Love]]'''</center>
Image:visor robot.png|<center>'''[[Visor Robot]]'''</center>
Image:viderogames.PNG|<center>'''[[Wilbur]] and his associate'''</center>
Image:yellodello.png|<center>'''[[The Yello Dello]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Variations ==
Sometimes [[The Brothers Chaps]] recreate the entire cast of the website in an alternate style. This section is for tracking and organizing all of the variations of the main characters.

There are also complicated narrative modes on the site. Strong Bad often answers "What If" questions in his emails, which leads to minor variations on normal characters. Anything created by The Cheat has a very rudimentary flash style. Puppets are sometimes used in lieu of animation. The 100th Strong Bad Email deliberately uses an animation style which matches some of the earliest work of the Brothers Chaps.

=== [[Old-Timey]] ===
1930-era toons from the days of black and white silent movies and early talkies.

<gallery>
Image:thehstarr2.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner|The Homestar Runner]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Old-Timey Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad|Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:thesneak.PNG|<center>'''[[The Sneak]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:strongman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Man]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sicklysam.png|<center>'''[[Sickly Sam]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:fatdudley.png|<center>'''[[Fat Dudley]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan1936.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:coachz1936.png|<center>'''[[Fort Wayne Locomotive]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:bubs1936.png|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Bubs]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:1936 KOT.png|<center>'''[[The Kaiser]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:Thedemon.PNG|<center>'''[[The Demon]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''' (Marshie)</center>
Image:barbershop trio.PNG|<center>'''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''' (The Announcer)</center>
Image:bossman.png|<center>'''[[Mr. Bossman]]'''</center>
Image:the ghost.PNG|<center>'''[[Old-Timey Ghost]]'''</center>
Image:Pietimer 3.png|<center>'''[[Eustice Pietimer]]'''</center>
Image:the guys.PNG|<center>'''[[The Guys]]'''</center>
Image:Don knotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Don Knotts]]'''</center>
Image:Old-Timey Alien.png|<center>'''[[Rumble Red]]'''</center>
Image:Dee.png|<center>'''[[Dee]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[20X6]] ===
An alternate universe containing futuristic anime versions of Homestar Runner characters.

<gallery>
Image:20x6homestar.png|<center>'''[[1-Up]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:stinkoman.PNG|<center>'''[[Stinkoman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Tradingcardcheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheatball]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:panpan.PNG|<center>'''[[Pan Pan]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:marzipan20X6.png|<center>'''[[20X6 Marzipan]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Games Menu Coach Z.PNG|<center>'''[[20X6 Coach Z]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:stickly.PNG|<center>'''[[Sticklyman]]<!--Do NOT say that Sticklyman is The Poopsmith. This is not confirmed--!></center>
Image:Trogador.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogador]]''' (Trogdor)</center>
Image:20X6 Badguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Shadowy Figure]]'''</center>
Image:stinkogame-enemy-chorch.gif|<center>'''[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] ===
A series of short action films starring Strong Bad in the title role.

<gallery>
Image:Dangeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:dangeresquetoo.PNG|<center>'''[[Dangeresque Too]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:Renaldo.png|<center>'''[[Renaldo]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:cutesy buttons.png|<center>'''[[Cutesy Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:BADGUY.png|<center>'''[[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:perducci.PNG|<center>'''[[Perducci]]''' (The King of Town)</center>
Image:istanbul.png|<center>'''[[Istanbul]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:hot tub.PNG|<center>'''[[Hot Tub]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:killyouguy.PNG|<center>'''[[Killingyouguy]]''' (Strong Mad)</center>
Image:sadasbad.png|<center>'''[[The Stunt Double]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Szechuan Steve.PNG|<center>'''[[Szechuan Steve]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:Drexperimento.PNG|<center>'''[[Professor Experimento]]''' (Pom Pom)</center>
Image:Dadgeresque.PNG|<center>'''[[Dadgeresque]]''' (Senor Cardgage, ''unknowingly'')</center>
Image:TheMonster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Monster]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:KidnappingVictim.png|<center>'''[[Kidnapping Victim]]''' (The Poopsmith)</center>
Image:UziBazooka.PNG|<center>'''[[Uzi Bazooka]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:TheInformant.PNG|<center>'''[[The Informant]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
Image:Sultry buttons.PNG|<center>'''[[Sultry Buttons]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:Craig.png|<center>'''[[Craig]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Decemberween]] ===
A celebration similar to Christmas.
<gallery>
Image:archibald.png|<center>'''[[Archibald]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:kotdecemberween.PNG|<center>'''[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]]''' (Homestar Runner)</center>
Image:angel.png|<center>'''[[The Angel]]''' (Marzipan)</center>
Image:popularvote.png|<center>'''[[The Popular Vote]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
Image:drxmas.png|<center>'''[[Dr. Christmas|Dr. Christmas/Cornbread]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Kobe 1-4.png|<center>'''[[Kobe]]''' (Pom Pom and Strong Mad)</center>
Image:Strong sad first decemberween.png|<center>'''[[The First Decemberween]]''' (Strong Sad)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teenage Variation]] ===
Teenage variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestar in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Homestar Runner|Teenage Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Marzipan|Teenage Marzipan]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Bad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Bad|Teenage Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Mad in highschool.png|<center>'''[[Teenage Variation#Teenage Strong Mad|Teenage Strong Mad]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Middle School Variation]] ===
Baby-like variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Baby strong bad.png|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Bad|Baby Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Babyss.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Strong Sad|Baby Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Babycz.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Coach Z|Baby Coach Z]]'''</center>
Image:Babyds.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#The Diapersmith|The Diapersmith]]'''</center>
Image:Babypp.PNG|<center>'''[[Middle School Variation#Baby Pom Pom|Baby Pom Pom]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Free Petry Dish, USA]] ===
Microscopic variations of the characters based on Strong Bad's recollections from [[highschool]].
<gallery>
Image:Homestarmecium single.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Homestarmecium|Homestarmecium]]'''</center>
Image:Strongbadiophage.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Strongbadiophage|Strongbadiophage]]'''</center>
Image:Bubsamecium.PNG|<center>'''[[Free Petry Dish, USA Variation#Bubsamecium|Bubsamecium]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== Other Alternates ===
{{incomplete list}}
<gallery>
Image:Placemat.PNG|<center>'''[[The Exact Same]]</center>
Image:Atari Homestar.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Strong Bad.PNG|<center>'''[[Atari Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Atari Marzipan.PNG|<center>'''Atari Marzipan'''</center>
Image:VectorStrongBadShaded.png|<center>'''[[Vector Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:Tofu Homestar.png|<center>'''[[Tofu Homestar]]'''</center>
Image:Monstrosity Strong Bad.png|<center>'''[[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals]]'''</center>
Image:bellybutton.PNG|<center>'''[[Lil' Strong Bad]]'''</center>
Image:sterrance.png|<center>'''[[Sterrance]]'''</center>
Image:Da Huuuuuudge.png|<center>'''[[Da Huuuuuudge]]'''</center>
Image:Secrets-smiling.png|<center>'''[[Little Strong Sad]]'''</center>
Image:Striped Green Rabbit.png|<center>'''[[Striped Green Rabbit]]'''</center>
Image:the teach.PNG|<center>'''[[The Teach]]'''</center>
Image:sucks trogdor.png|<center>'''[[The S is for Sucks Dragon]]'''</center>
Image:deadlypallor.png|<center>'''[[The Deathly Pallor]]'''</center>
Image:anonymous.png|<center>'''[[Anonymous|Anonymous Contributor]]'''</center>
Image:Thnikkaman.png|<center>'''[[The Thnikkaman]]'''</center>
Image:zubscoachb.png|<center>'''[[Zubs and Coach B]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail166.png|<center>'''[[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]]'''</center>
Image:Original.png|<center>'''[[Original Bubs]]'''</center>
Image:Head Bad and Strong Body.PNG|<center>'''[[Head Bad and Strong Body]]'''</center>
Image:Strong Body and Head Bad Regenerated.PNG|<center>'''Nub Head and Head Nub'''</center>
Image:The Cheat-Bot.PNG|<center>'''[[The Cheatbot]]'''</center>
Image:Onion Bubs.png|<center>'''[[Onion Bubs]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==Organizations==
<gallery>
Image:Ever and More.png|<center>'''[[Broternal Order Of Different Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:thebrothersstrong.png|<center>'''[[The Brothers Strong]]'''</center>
Image:ccommandos.png|<center>'''[[Cheat Commandos]]'''</center>
Image:blue-laser.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser]]'''</center>
Image:homestarmy.png|<center>'''[[Homestarmy]]'''</center>
Image:LURN logo corrected.png|<center>'''[[L.U.R.N.]]'''</center>
Image:onpointkings.png|<center>'''[[On Point Kings]]'''</center>
Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|<center>'''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]]'''</center>
Image:municipality.png|<center>'''[[The Municipality]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail188.png|<center>'''[[The Deleteheads]]'''</center>
Image:TeamKneepads.PNG|<center>'''[[Team Kneepads]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===Bands===
<gallery>
Image:AtKM.png|<center>'''[[All the King's Men!]]'''</center>
Image:cool tapes.PNG|<center>'''[[Cool Tapes]]'''</center>
Image:Sir lance and the lotts.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Sir Lance and the Lots|Sir Lance and the Lots]]'''</center>
Image:limozeen.jpg|<center>'''[[Limozeen]]'''</center>
Image:Sloshy in space.PNG|<center>'''[[Sloshy]]'''</center>
Image:FattysBigChance2.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fatty|Fatty's Big Chance]]'''</center>
Image:KindalonghairPoster.PNG|<center>'''[[The Kinda Long-Haired Band]]'''</center>
Image:TGS Kissyboots.png|<center>'''[[Kissyboots]]'''</center>
Image:Strong_bad_email_D.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Brainkrieg|Brainkrieg]]'''</center>
Image:Marching Band.PNG|<center>'''[[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]]'''</center>
Image:Mysfit steries band.png|<center>'''[[The Homestar Runner Mysfit-steries]]'''</center>
Image:taranchulapeople.png|<center>'''[[Taranchula]]'''</center>
Image:West Is Lip.jpg|<center>'''[[West Is Lip]]'''</center>
Image:Advantage.png|<center>'''[[Advantage]]'''</center>
Image:BandPomStar.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#PomStar|PomStar]]
Image:DOI.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#DÖI|DÖI]]
Image:BandTwo-ODuo.png|<center>'''[[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]]
Image:Trudgemank.png|<center>'''[[Trudgemank]]
[[Lazor]]</center>
</gallery>

===Companies===
<gallery>
Image:boardelectrix.PNG|<center>'''[[Boardelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:Bookazon screenshot.png|<center>'''[[Bookazon.com]]'''</center>
Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|<center>'''[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]'''</center>
Image:Cheap as free.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheap as Free]]'''</center>
Image:Compy 2.png|<center>'''[[Compy, Inc.]]'''</center>
Image:CGNU Crest.png|<center>'''[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]'''</center>
Image:Discount Ware.PNG|<center>'''[[Discount Flashback Warehouse]]'''</center>
Image:Embarrassing Educational Films.png|<center>'''[[Embarrassing Educational Films]]'''</center>
Image:s shoe box.png|<center>'''[[Freshley's]]'''</center>
Image:TheStabYourself!.png|<center>'''[[JoshCo!]]''' </center>
Image:Klown kare.PNG|<center>'''[[Kertified Klown Kare]]'''</center>
Image:Kidelectrix Logo.png|<center>'''[[Kidelectrix]]'''</center>
Image:metalmation logo.png|<center>'''[[Metalmation]]'''</center>
Image:ol fattys.PNG|<center>'''[[Ol' Fatty's]]'''</center>
Image:WSBD coozie.png|<center>'''[[Radio Stations and Shows]]'''</center>
Image:senormortgage.PNG|<center>'''[[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]'''</center>
Image:OnlineAuctionLogo.PNG|<center>'''[[Some Type of Online Auction]]'''</center>
Image:barbzerdry ad2.png|<center>'''[[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry]]'''</center>
Image:sbasaf.png|<center>'''[[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil]]'''</center>
Image:Styles Upon Styles Logo.PNG|<center>'''[[Styles Upon Styles]]'''</center>
Image:lemcard.PNG|<center>'''[[Superfied Credit Union]]'''</center>
Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|<center>'''[[Supra Modern Telegram]]'''</center>
Image:ThoraxT.PNG|<center>'''[[Thorax Corporation]]'''</center>
Image:Videlectrixlogo.png|<center>'''[[Videlectrix]]'''</center>

</gallery>

==Characters from Created Worlds==
[[wikipedia:Fictional fictional character|Characters created by another character]] (usually Strong Bad). These characters exist in their own sub-universes within the framework of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] proper, and rarely interact with the main universe.

=== Strong Badman ===
A superhero world starring a [[Exaggerated Strong Bad|muscular version]] of Strong Bad.
<gallery>
Image:Who is little stiny.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Stiny Get me a danish.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]]'''</center>
Image:Damp towel man.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Damp Towel Man|Damp Towel Man]]''' (Coach Z)</center>
Image:Deutschman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]]'''</center>
Image:Deutschmaster.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Deutsch Master|The Deutsch Master]]'''</center>
Image:Dry ragamuffin.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Dry Ragamuffin|Dry Ragamuffin]]''' (Bubs)</center>
Image:Grossman.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Grossman|Grossman]]'''</center>
Image:Moth Mouth Strong Badman.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Moth Mouth|Moth Mouth]]'''</center>
Image:EnterTooSoonMan.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man|Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Man]]'''</center>
Image:Scantron.png|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#Scantron|Scantron]]'''</center>
Image:StrongBadmanTheCheat.PNG|<center>'''[[Strong Badman Characters#The Cheat|Strong Badman The Cheat]]''' (The Cheat)</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Teen Girl Squad]] ===
The comic adventures of four archetypal teenage girls, drawn, narrated, and killed by Strong Bad.

====The Girls====
<gallery>
Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|<center>'''[[Cheerleader]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-soso.PNG|<center>'''[[So and So]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-whatface.PNG|<center>'''[[What's Her Face]]'''</center>
Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|<center>'''[[The Ugly One]]'''</center>
</gallery>

====Other Characters====
<gallery>
Image:arrowed.png|<center>'''[[Arrow'd Guy]]'''</center>
Image:alienwithbat.PNG|<center>'''[[Thomas]]'''</center>
Image:tompkinteen.png|<center>'''[[Tompkins]]'''</center>
Image:ilsg.PNG|<center>'''[[Mr. Pitters]]'''</center>
Image:Mrs Commanderson with Cheat Commandos.png|<center>'''[[Mrs. Commanderson]]'''</center>
Image:thebirds.png|<center>'''[[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]]'''</center>
Image:FourGregs.png|<center>'''[[The Gregs]]'''</center>
Image:Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.png|<center>'''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[Thy Dungeonman]]===
A series of [[Wikipedia:Interactive fiction|text adventures]] that originated from the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[video games]]".
<gallery>
Image:thy dungeonman 3 deinterlaced.png|<center>'''[[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]'''</center>
Image:Ye arrive at dennis.PNG|<center>'''[[Dennis]]'''</center>
Image:Dongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Dongrel]]'''</center>
Image:Mongrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels]]'''</center>
Image:The toughs.PNG|<center>'''[[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Minor Characters]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Cheat Commandos]] ===
An after-school cartoon spoofing G.I. Joe starring some The Cheats.

====The Commandos====
<gallery>
Image:Gunhaver.PNG|<center>'''[[Gunhaver]]'''</center>
Image:Reynold.PNG|<center>'''[[Reynold]]'''</center>
Image:Fightgar.PNG|<center>'''[[Fightgar]]'''</center>
Image:Crackotage2.PNG|<center>'''[[Crackotage]]'''</center>
Image:silent rip.png|<center>'''[[Silent Rip]]'''</center>
Image:firebert cartoon.png|<center>'''[[Firebert]]'''</center>
Image:reinforcements.png|<center>'''[[Reinforcements]]'''</center>
Image:Flashfight.PNG|<center>'''[[Flashfight]]'''</center>
Image:Ripberger.PNG|<center>'''[[Ripberger]]'''</center>
Image:Foxface new.png|<center>'''[[Foxface]]'''</center>
Image:Sarge Marshie.PNG|<center>'''[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]'''</center>
Image:Greenhelmet.png|<center>'''[[Green Helmets]]'''</center>
Image:Agent Chimendez.PNG|<center>'''[[Agent Chimendez]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== [[Blue Laser]] ====
<gallery>
Image:BL Commander.PNG|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Commander]]'''</center>
Image:blminion.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Minion]]'''</center>
Image:blbabies.png|<center>'''[[Blue Laser Babies]]'''</center>
Image:New Bad Guy Girl Character.png|<center>'''[[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Other Characters ====
<gallery>
Image:Reynoldsbro.png|<center>'''[[Reynold's Brother]]'''</center>
Image:OSmidgen.png|<center>'''[[Oliver Smidgen]]'''</center>
Image:Gunk Iller.png|<center>'''[[Gunk Iller]]'''</center>
Image:Topplegangers.png|<center>'''[[The Topplegangers]]'''</center>
</gallery>

==== Cast and Production ====
<gallery>
Image:AnImportantRapSong.PNG|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman]]'''</center>
Image:achimendez.png|<center>'''[[A. Chimendez]]'''</center>
Image:CrackStuntman'sGirlfriend.png|<center>'''[[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]]'''</center>
Image:Guy who does the Bad Guy`s Voice.PNG|<center>'''[[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Peasantry]] ===
Characters featured in the Trogdor/[[Peasant's Quest]] world.
<gallery>
Image:pquesttrailer.PNG|<center>'''[[Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:rather dashing.png|<center>'''[[Rather Dashing]]'''</center>
Image:Kerrek Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Kerrek]]'''</center>
Image:Jhonka Game.PNG|<center>'''[[Jhonka]]'''</center>
Image:Pterodactyl.PNG|<center>'''[[Pterodactyl]]'''</center>
Image:Blue Knight.png|<center>'''[[The Red and Blue Knights]]'''</center>
Image:King Of Peasantry In Game.PNG|<center>'''[[King of Peasantry]]'''</center>
Image:oldguy peasantsquest.png|<center>'''[[Old Man]]'''</center>
Image:poorgary.png|<center>'''[[Poor Gary]]'''</center>
Image:dongolev.png|<center>'''[[Dongolev]]'''</center>
Image:Mendelev the archer.png|<center>'''[[Mendelev]]'''</center>
Image:babylady.PNG|<center>'''[[Baby Lady & Her Baby]]'''</center>
Image:keeper of trogdor.PNG|<center>'''[[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]]'''</center>
Image:nakedned.png|<center>'''[[Naked Ned]]'''</center>
Image:roncumberdale.PNG|<center>'''[[Ron Cumberdale]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] ===
A "crazy" cartoon created by Strong Bad that quickly took on a life of its own.

<gallery>
Image:cowcopter.png|<center>'''[[Sherlock]]'''</center>
Image:theworm2.png|<center>'''[[The Worm]]'''</center>
Image:ehsteve.png|<center>'''[[Eh! Steve!]]'''</center>
Image:wheelchair.png|<center>'''[[The Wheelchair]]'''</center>
Image:keyboardstrongbad.png|<center>'''[[Keyboard Strong Bad]]''' (Strong Bad)</center>
Image:Primetime.PNG|<center>'''[[Ready For Primetime]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] ===
A short-lived cartoon about [[Limozeen]] in space.

<gallery>
Image:Larry Palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Larry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Gary palaroncini.png|<center>'''[[Gary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Perry Palaroncini.PNG|<center>'''[[Perry Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:Space mary.png|<center>'''[[Mary Palaroncini]]'''</center>
Image:teeg dougland.png|<center>'''[[Teeg Dougland]]'''</center>
Image:mitch overlord.PNG|<center>'''[[Mitch Overlord]]'''</center>
Image:bozar.PNG|<center>'''[[Bozar]]'''</center>
</gallery>

===[[The Li'l Brudder Show|The Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot Too Show]]===
A cartoon featuring everyone's favorite one legged pup.
<gallery>
Image:lilbrudder.gif|<center>'''[[Li'l Brudder]]'''</center>
Image:Tendafootcolor.PNG|<center>'''[[Tendafoot]]'''</center>
Image:Possum.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Possum|Possum]]'''</center>
Image:Pittles.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dregs#Parrot|Parrot]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Powered by The Cheat]] ===
[[The Cheat]]'s crudely animated cartoon has several exclusive characters.
<gallery>
Image:Baby_Styles.png|<center>'''[[Baby Styles]]'''</center>
Image:Its_A_Lion.PNG|<center>'''[[Lions|It's a lion!]]'''</center>
Image:Maggot_Man_2.png|<center>'''[[Maggot Man]]'''</center>
Image:Moses_Malone.png|<center>'''[[Moses Malone]]'''</center>
Image:tentacleskull.png|<center>'''[[Tentacle Skull]]'''</center>
</gallery>

=== [[Folk Tale World]] ===
These are characters that appear in the world of Saddy Dumpington.
<gallery>
Image:ss dumpington.PNG|<center>'''[[Saddy Dumpington]]'''</center>
Image:DancingBros.PNG|<center>'''[[The Dancing Brothers]]'''</center>
Image:A Little Girl.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#A Little Girl|A Little Girl]]'''</center>
Image:Squirrel.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Squirrel|The Squirrel]]'''</center>
Image:The Mayor.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Mayor|The Mayor]]'''</center>
Image:Cricket.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Mr. Cricket|Mr. Cricket]]'''</center>
Image:Fox.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Fox Joe|Fox Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Snake.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Weird Snake Joe|Weird Snake Joe]]'''</center>
Image:Townsfolk.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#The Townsfolk|The Townsfolk]]'''</center>
Image:Turkey Joe.PNG|<center>'''[[Folk Tale World#Turkey Joe|Turkey Joe]]'''</center>
</gallery>

== Related Pages ==

<gallery>
Image:chars.png|<center>'''[[Character Videos]]'''</center>
Image:Yearbook page.png|<center>'''[[Yearbook Character Page]]'''</center>
Image:Old Characters Page.png|<center>'''[[Old Characters Page]]'''</center>
Image:hs wallpaper.png|<center>'''[[:Category:Character Evolution|Character Evolution]]'''</center>
Image:thereddestradishgrouppic.png|<center>'''[[Stylized Character Designs]]'''</center>
Image:abapompom.png|<center>'''[[Minor Character Variations]]'''</center>
Image:Shareholders.jpg|<center>'''[[Unseen Characters]]'''</center>
Image:beat-state-dinosaur.png|<center>'''[[Unnamed Characters]]'''</center>
Image:hswin.PNG|<center>'''[[Rejected Characters]]'''</center>
Image:wrestleman.png|<center>'''[[Nicknames]]'''</center>
Image:Sbemail144.PNG|<center>'''[[Character Relationships]]'''</center>
Image:TheBrothersChaps.jpg|<center>'''[[Contributors]]'''</center>
</gallery>
<noinclude>[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Lists]]</noinclude>

User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:50:25 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:49:00 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:48:17 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:42:41 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:36:48 GMT

Youradhere: /* About Me */

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:27:35 GMT

Youradhere:

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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User:Youradhere

Youradhere — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:21:12 GMT

Youradhere: /* Favorite Quotes */

== About Me ==
I live in Georgia. I discovered Homestar Runner in 2003 thanks to a friend of mine. However, I did not really get into it until i watched the toon Bug In Mouth Disease, which remains one of my favorites to this day.

== Favorite Quotes ==

"No Probalo!"-[[Senor Cardgage]]

"We need you to stick these wine coolers down your pants...er...down your headband."-[[Blue Laser Minion]]

"Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?"-[[Homestar Runner]]

"Good! Then he can stay where he is!"-[[Bubs]] in reference to Rich

"I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."-[[Strong Bad]]

"Yes, this phone is plugged in."-[[Coach Z]]

"Girls are confusing!"-[[Strong Mad]]

"I like eating lunch!"-[[The King of Town]]

"I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! In four languages!"-[[Strong Sad]]

== Favorite Toons/Emails ==
*[[Jibblies 2]]
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]]
*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
*Email [[yes, wrestling]]
*Email [[your edge]]
*Email [[virus]]

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Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

Youradhere — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:22:27 GMT

Youradhere:

[[Image:Wanted.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's Wanted Poster]]
Over the course of the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work [[Strong Bad]] has committed several '''crimes and misdemeanors'''. He often operates alone in his criminal acts, but is also frequently aided by either [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], or both. Oftentimes, he also gets help from [[Bubs]], albeit more subtly. He has been punished or caught while committing several crimes, and as a result has [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|spent some time in jail]]. Strong Bad's criminal repertoire is long and diverse, ranging from petty misdemeanors, such as [[prank calls]], to major crimes, including kidnapping, extortion and attempted murder.

==Aiding and Abetting==
*Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad rents out [[Strong Badia]] to unsavory characters (especially if not exclusively [[Bubs]]), allowing them to bury various types of criminal evidence, including toxic waste and a dead body.

==Arson==
*Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad burns Strong Sad's dragon drawing with the [[BMW lighter]].
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad admits to setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.
*Email [[lady fan]] — Strong Bad burns a good deal of Marzipan's arts and crafts supplies with the BMW lighter.
*Email [[the chair]] — [[Lil' Strong Bad|As a child]], Strong Bad ignites a newspaper with a [[BMW Lighter|Duplo lighter]] and throws it at a house, causing the front door to emit smoke.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad can use his lighter on all sorts of different objects to destroy them, such as [[Strong Sad]]'s national documents and [[Pom Pom]]'s kimono.

==Assault and Battery==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad unsuccessfully attacks Homestar with a bomb, ultimately ending up blowing a hole in his own head.
*[[Egg Throwing Game]] — Strong Bad throws eggs at people dressed up as ghosts.
*[[Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad hits [[Homestar]] with a skillet and throws the remote at him.
*Email [[little animal]] — Strong Bad kicks both [[The Cheat]] and [[Strong Mad]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar in the gut.
*Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad inflicts pain on, or tortures all of the main characters (except [[The Poopsmith]]) in some contemptuous way, most of which simply involves hitting them with his foot or another object.
*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad throws a discount brick at Homestar.
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad is hoisting the [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] over [[The King of Town]]'s head, but you do not see him drop it.
*Email [[no loafing]] — Strong Bad's "appointment" consists of jumping on [[Strong Sad]] in bed and shouting "I hate you."
*Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his tricked out fist.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad presumably gives Strong Sad a belly button by attacking him with a powered drill.
*Email [[rampage]] — Strong Bad's "regal rampage" consists of hitting the [[King of Town]] with a scepter.
*Email [[modeling]] — Strong Bad Karate chops the King of Town.
*Email [[lady...ing]] — Strong Bad throws an anvil into the audience, presumably hitting at least one person.
*Email [[lady fan]] — When setting fire to [[Marzipan]]'s arts and crafts supplies, he burns her hair and possibly face and clothes as well.
*Email [[cliffhangers]] — Strong Bad ties up the [[King of Town]] and [[Homsar]], and dangles them over a cliff. He "resolves" them by cutting their ropes, causing them to fall.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad is suggested to have put wildebeest pheromones in Strong Sad's laundry on at least two occasions.
*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a [[sloshy]] record.
*Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad attacks Strong Sad with the intent of dislocating his shoulder, having presumably previously dislocated the other in a similar fashion.
*Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad attempts to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid" piano on [[Marzipan]] and [[Strong Sad]], but both of them get out of the way before the piano can hit either of them.
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Strong Bad gets The Cheat to fire a harpoon at [[Strong Sad]] and [[Coach Z]].
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad puts Roman Candles in Marzipan's toilet which go off in proximity to Strong Sad.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Posing as health inspector, Strong Bad knocks over Homestar's cardboard donut stand while putting an 'F,' on it, intentionally causing the donut grease to spill on and injure Homestar.
*[[hremail3184]] — To put an end to Homestar's email program, Strong Bad hits him with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel.

==Attempted Murder==
*Email [[homsar]] — Strong Bad attempts to kill Homsar with the [[Heavy Lourde]].
*Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad attempts to pop [[Pom Pom]] with a pin while he's on fire, blindfolded. Pom Pom beats the [[crap]] out of him instead.
*Email [[the movies]] — In an attempt to kill [[Homestar]] and perhaps other audience members, Strong Bad fires a bazooka in the movie theater, seemingly reducing the theater to a smoldering crater.
*[[Date Nite]] — Strong Bad and Homestar attempt to kill [[Marzipan]] and [[The Cheat]] using fireworks, but their plan backfires, causing their submarine to sink.
*[[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad moves Homestar Runner's mattress, buried at the bottom of The Steep Deep, assuming that Homestar would die sledding down the mountain.

==Black Market (Bubs)==
*Email [[licensed]] — Strong Bad buys two cases of unlicensed Strong Bad brand ferret ointment.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the ''wrong side'' of [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free#Concessionstan (Concessionstantinople)|Concessionstantinople]], Strong Bad does multiple businesses in the black market with Bubs on weapons, fake IDs, harvested organs, illegally excavated artifacts, unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Strong Sad's stolen fake sword, but Bubs claims it as a worthless piece of junk.
**Strong Bad attempts to trade in Pom Pom's stolen samurai sword, but Bubs says he would be in big trouble if Pom Pom caught him selling his weapons. Bubs suggests selling stuff less dangerous, such as stolen organs.
**Strong Bad trades in Strong Sad's stolen pretendix for a illegally excavated broken piece of an old pot from the [[Homsar Reservation]].

==[[Breaking and Entering]]==
*Email [[caper]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Homestar's house]] with The Cheat to burglarize it. They are unable to steal anything, however, because The Cheat breaks the [[cow lamp]], thus waking up [[Homestar Runner]] and forcing them to leave.
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat attempt to break into [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] to steal [[Bubs]]' fund-raiser candy bars. They are caught by Homestar and [[Coach Z]] when they attempt to blow the back door open with fireworks.
*Email [[part-time job]] — Strong Bad breaks into [[Marzipan's house]]. His motive is unknown, but it's believed he did so to check his email from inside.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Again, Strong Bad breaks into Marzipan's house to search inside her couch to find money. He leaves behind a trail of pecan-pie-filling footprints, and accidentally drops a vial of DNA Evidence.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad breaks into the King of Town's Castle to steal Homestar's criminal record.

==[[Cheating]]==
*[[Original Book]] and [[Strongest Man in the World]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat unplug [[The Robot]] and help him hold up his grapes.
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad has Strong Mad and The Cheat distract Bubs, offer Homestar [[Melonade]] in order to force him to drop out, and stand in for Strong Bad wearing bad costumes.
*[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat attack Homestar so that Strong Bad can win the race.
*[[Halloween Awards Show]] — When Strong Bad wins the costume contest, he thanks The Cheat for helping him cheat.
*Email [[impression]] — Strong Bad attempts to cheat at the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest by using a tape recording of Strong Sad's voice.
*Email [[pet show]] — Strong Bad uses The Cheat to sabotage the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show so The Cheat can win, but they are disqualified because Homestar has sabotaged them with relish foot.
*[[Kick-A-Ball]] — Strong Bad has clearly hand-written a rule in the rule book, though it ends up causing him to lose the game.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad cheats heavily to win the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sabotages the other bands in order to win the Battle Royal of the Bands.

==Counterfeiting==
*Email [[autobiography]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad attempted to and was successful at counterfeiting money by adding zeroes to bills' denominations.

==Extortion==
*Email [[suntan]] — In order to get [[Strong Sad]] to participate in his [[Ab-Abber 2000]] commercial, Strong Bad threatens [[Gooblies]].
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad floods out [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]] to get a lunch discount.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals Strong Sad's sandwich to coerce him into participating in [[Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], and then eats the sandwich anyway.

==Frameup==
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad frames Homestar for destroying Marzipan's decorations, and then later Pom Pom with [[Total Load]] to get him disqualified so that Homestar could win the Tri-annual Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad sets up several crimes, each making it appear as though Coach Z committed it to get [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands#Two-O Duo|Two-O Duo]] back together again (including toilet papering The Stick and stealing the alarm from Bubs' Concession Stand).

==Gate-crashing==
*Email [[senior prom]] — Strong Bad attempts to crash a senior prom by using a device that de-pants everybody in the room, but it only de-pants him. He ends up becoming prom queen.

==Gross Negligence==
*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad's pool supervision is extremely negligent, including his use of improper chemicals and his policy of having people he hates swim during thunderstorms while holding large metal objects.

==Human Trafficking==
*Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says that he is going to "make an indentured servant out of [[Strong Sad]]."

==Identity Theft==
*Email [[credit card]] — Strong Bad scams Homestar into giving him his [[Credit Card Fraud|credit card information]], which he uses to purchase a spaceship, two killer robots, a rocket launcher and a robotic dog/shark, spending a total of $3,013,500,000 [[Wikipedia:USD|USD]].
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Text on Strong Bad's computer implies that he is trying to get someone's credit card information, and by inputting it, it will "safen it all out".

==Kidnapping==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad kidnaps the Poopsmith.

==Phone Harassment==
*Strong Bad has left numerous [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]] on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and in many of them, he attempts to con Marzipan into giving him something, ranging from food to free cable. It is unlikely that many of these attempts were actually successful.

==Prison Escape==
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat escape from the [[Jail|cardboard box jail]] by getting Strong Mad to lift up the box.

==Public Indecency==
*Email [[nightlife]] — Strong Bad gets thrown out of [[Club Technochocolate]] every night because he keeps taking off his pants.

==Research Ethics Violations==
*Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Bad's study of the effects of caffeine on [[Strong Sad]] violates several regulations governing medical research in most modern jurisdictions. Strong Bad's lack of credentialed qualification notwithstanding:
**Strong Bad does not acquire proper informed consent.
**The beneficence of Strong Bad's research is dubious at best.
**Injustice in selection of subject and control, largely due to the premise of the cartoon.

==Rioting==
*Email [[disconnected]] — Strong Bad's [[Head Bad and Strong Body|headless body]] riots against [[The Municipality]].

==Spamming==
*Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad sells 5,000 email addresses to Bubs for his "free weekly [[spam]]vertisements." In return, he gets a quarter for each one ($1,250 total.)

==Theft==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Impersonating [[Pom Pom]], Strong Bad steals [[Homestar]]'s Trophy.
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad steals and then destroys Homestar's Star.
*[[The Reddest Radish]] — Along with [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Mad]], Strong Bad steals a radish from [[Marzipan]]'s garden.
*[[The Luau]] — Strong Bad steals Marzipan's wood to use to roast marshmallows at his party.
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]] — Strong Bad steals candy from trick-or-treaters by slashing open their candy bags.
*Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad tries to steal the bike from [[Pantsburg]].
*Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of Swiss Cake Rolls from [[Bubs]]' [[Concession Stand]].
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad steals several items during the course of the cartoon, including [[The King of Town]]'s crown.
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad steals and eats Strong Sad's sandwich.
*Email [[extra plug]] — It is suggested that Strong Bad steals pretendous amounts of electricity from the King of Town in order to power his [['Lectric Boots]].
*[[Homestar Presents Presents]] — Using the [[Grabbo Arm]], Strong Bad steals Marzipan's purse.
*Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad and the other [[On Point Kings]] steal the King of Town's dunce cap.
*Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad has The Cheat steal [[PhoneTime XL8|Marzipan's answering machine]], which he then attempts to sell back to her at an inflated price. He also conspires with The Cheat to steal various items from Homestar's house, though Homestar may consent to this activity.
*[[Happy Hallow-Day]] — Strong Bad suggests that he is going to steal [[the goblin]]'s hamster ball.
*Email [[what I want]] — Strong Bad tells of fraudulently returning an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks.
*Email [[bike thief]] — Strong Bad, disguised as a bush, steals Pom Pom's bike and attempts to steal Homestar's bike, as well as admitting to stealing various people's lunches, girlfriends, and puppies. He also masquerades as the bush to get free pizza. Homestar later tries to steal Strong Bad's computer disguised as a trash can.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad steals many items during the course of the game, including Homestar's criminal record.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad steals Pom Pom's katana and replaces it with a fake one.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Strong Bad steals many of Marzipan's valuables when she is out of town.
*[[TrogdorCon '97]] — It is implied that Strong Bad, or The Cheat under Strong Bad's orders, has stolen $500 from Strong Sad.

==Unlawful Impersonation==
*[[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — Strong Bad impersonates [[Pom Pom]] in order to steal the Jumping Jack Contest Trophy from [[Homestar]].
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad impersonates Homestar to enter the Race to the End of the Race.
*[[Donut Unto Others]] — Strong Bad impersonates a health inspector and assaults Homestar.

==Vandalism==
*[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Bad first tears off and then destroys Homestar's star.
*Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced "Everyone is Different" belonging to Strong Sad and also, in an easter egg, "[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest]]".
*Email [[lackey]] — It is shown that Strong Bad has vandalized Bubs' Concession Stand with graffiti, apparently quite some time before the events of the email.
*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat, egg and TP [[The Stick]] and The King of Town's [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]] (the latter is not shown).
*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat try to blow up the back door of Bubs' Concession Stand in order to steal chocolate bars.
*Email [[lunch special]] — Strong Bad attempts to flood out Bubs' Concession Stand.
*[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad is shown to have defaced a book belonging to [[Cherry Greg]].
*[[Happy Hallow-day]] — Strong Bad and his posse have planned to "scandalize and vandalize" on Halloween, but can't do so without the protective cover of Halloween.
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Bad breaks a hole in Bubs' green apple snow cone syrup bottle.
*Email [[slumber party]] — The games "[[Find the Load Bearer]]" and "[[Bed Axe]]" both involve property destruction.
*Email [[email thunder]] — Strong Bad destroys Homestar's computer with liberal amounts of Mountain Dew.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad, described by Bubs, "scandalizes and vandalizes" [[The Stick]] with Coach Z toilet paper and coffee mug.

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