http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/dacheet From Homestar Runner Wiki en MediaWiki 1.15.4 Tue, 08 Sep 2026 09:03:38 GMT http://hrwiki.org/wiki/record_book <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:record book.png|thumb|&quot;Biggest Waste of Dump&quot; award]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #134'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad gathers records for the &quot;Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, [[Little Strong Bad]], {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Field]]<br /> <br /> {{Comp|Lappy 486}}<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' July 25, 2005<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 3:49<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... ''{starts reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;lappy email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: records&lt;/div&gt;<br /> dear strong bad,&lt;br&gt;<br /> i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,&lt;br&gt;<br /> what for?&lt;br&gt;<br /> nathan, tx&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad says &quot;tx&quot; as &quot;Tee-Ex&quot;, as in the individual letters.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oooh, the Nathan TX! That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan. Better Blue Book value, too. I can't remember if I'm in the record book or not. Seems like I should be. Let's take a look. A book-look!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a table. Strong Bad places &quot;THE RECORD BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The Book!&quot; on the table.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's see what we got in here.<br /> <br /> ''{He opens the book to page 42. The page shows a picture of a really dirty Coach Z with an afro and moustache, and reads &quot;Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Longest Showering Streak 65 Days, 3 Hours, 42 Minutes: COACH Z.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sixty-five days?! That's ''way'' outdated! I'm pretty sure he's surpassed that one by several fortnights at this point.<br /> <br /> ''{Turns to page 116. This page shows young Strong Bad in a diaper and reads &quot;Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Dirtiest Diapey, Very, Very Dirty: LIL' STRONG BAD.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Dirtiest Diape&amp;mdash; Whoa! ''{throws eggs, bacon, and coffee on the page and makes coughing noises}'' Coffee eggs bacon! Oh, too bad, I accidentally made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Lappy}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Clearly, this book is in serious need of an update. Let's begin with the title. How about: Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records. ''{The book appears}'' Now ''that'' sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket. Now let's go see about updating some o' them records.<br /> <br /> ''{He gets up. We now see Strong Sad, holding a magnifying glass and writing on grains of rice. His face is slitghtly magnified. Strong Bad walks up.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' 'Sup, double-bottom? How much you weigh?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' What do you wanna know that for?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Count Longardeaux has me out gathering up new records ''{holds up a clipboard, which has a paper on it that reads &quot;who the fattest?&quot;}'' for his record book.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! Well then ''this'' should interest you! I've transcribed ''Paradise Lost'' onto this single grain of basmati rice! ''{Cut to a view of the rice grain through the magnifying glass.}'' In four languages!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yeah! That ''definitely'' deserves a record! <br /> <br /> ''{A buzzer is heard and a page of the book is shown. It reads &quot;Chapter 7 - Records of Loneliness, Biggest Waste of Dump: Strong &quot;The Biggest Waste of Dump&quot; Sad.&quot; The picture shows Strong Sad looking through his magnifying glass at the camera.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The King of Town is seen with a giant pile of salt in front of him. Strong Bad walks up.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, King o' Town, I need some disgusting eating records. Why don't you just, uh, have lunch, and I'm sure you'll set several without even trying.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! I like eating lunch! Today I'm having a giant pile of salt!<br /> <br /> ''{The camera pans over, and we can now see the entire pile. We can also see a salt shaker sitting near the pile. The King sucks it all in in one gulp, like a vacuum cleaner, including the salt shaker.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Nice woik!<br /> <br /> ''{The King seems to hiccup three times.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What, you got-a some hiccups?<br /> <br /> ''{The King &quot;hiccups&quot; again.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nope. Those, my friend, are heart attacks!<br /> <br /> ''{Another buzzer, another page that reads &quot;Chapter 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records, Least Healthiest (Man?): The King of Town.&quot; The King &quot;hiccups&quot; again.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field on his soapbox, which now reads &quot;THIRTEEN, Y'ALL.&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? Ba-ha-ha-haaa! Man, they do not wear shirts!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z, also in The Field.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So, Coach Z, what kind of wonderment do you have in store for us? That's not shower-related?<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Well, I'm gonna set the world record for puttin' nine pieces ''{starts putting gum on his face}'' of chewed gum up on my face and singin' the &quot;I'm Just Me&quot; song and hoppin' around on one foot! ''{He starts hopping on one foot.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Coach...<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' ''{singing}'' I'm just me! ''{Strong Bad shakes his head.}'' Can't you see? ''{Strong Bad starts hitting himself.}'' I'm just a silly little bumblebee!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, please stop! ''{Coach Z stops hopping and singing, but remains on one foot.}'' Look, you can't just make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a &quot;record.&quot; ''{Cut to Homsar, hopping on one foot with gum on his face. Music starts.}'' Count Longardeaux would not stand for it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar pops up.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What does a redneck man call some dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? Ba-ha-ha-haa! Probably sushi!<br /> <br /> ''{An unseen audience groans.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Lappy.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I think we're just about done here. Strong Mad set the record ''{A page of the book that reads &quot;Chapter 2 - Special Records, Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad (Just One!): Strong Mad.&quot; The picture shows Strong Mad holding his tube.}'' for Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube...By Strong Mad. ''{Another page, &quot;Chapter 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field, Pole Vault, 20 ft. 1.5 in.: Marzipan&quot; appears. This one has no picture, and instead there is a black box that reads &quot;Suprisingly, No Photo Available.&quot;}'' Marzipan set the World Record for the pole vault. And Bubs won Cutest Couple. ''{Yet another page, this one reading &quot;Chapter 9 - Superlatives, Cutest Couple: Bubs&quot; with a picture of Bubs (and no one else) trying to look cute.}'' Oh, wait, I forgot about me. I ''gots'' to get in this record book somehow. I'll get the record for...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to show The Cheat standing nearby.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{says something}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What?! &quot;Most rectangular mouth?!&quot; My mouth can be round!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{says something}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What a bunch of bull ''{making his mouth as round as possible}'' hooOOooo00o00000oOOOOOOOeeOOOo0000&amp;mdash;<br /> <br /> ''{A buzzer is heard, followed by a page appears that reads &quot;Chapter 7 - Saying Words For A Long Time Records, Longest 'Bull Honkey', 13.4 Seconds: The Human Strong Bad.&quot; The picture shows Strong Bad in the same position he was just seen in.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' &amp;mdash;nkey. Bull honkey.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. Instead of the normal Back button, Count Longardeaux's image has a speech bubble reading &quot;Back&quot; in its place.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> [[Image:Nathan TX Easter Egg.PNG|thumb|The Nathan TX]]<br /> *Near the beginning, click on &quot;standard Nathan&quot; to see a drawing of &quot;Standard Nathan&quot; (some generic man) on notebook paper. <br /> **As the picture zooms in, it shows &quot;the Nathan TX&quot; appears, which shows a weird smiling car in front of Standard Nathan. It is labelled &quot;built-in smoke&quot; (pointing to its exhaust), &quot;three front wheels&quot; (pointing to its multiple front wheels), and &quot;nathan&quot; (pointing to Nathan).<br /> *When the King of Town is eating the salt, click on the salt shaker to see a can of &quot;Standard Nathan&quot; Brand salt.<br /> *While Homestar Runner is telling his second redneck joke, click on Homsar in the background to see his record page. It reads &quot;Chapter 81 - Awkwardness, The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!: Homsar&quot; and shows Homsar with the gum on his face and his hat over his eyes.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> {{checkstuffpage}}<br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Little Strong Bad is referred to as &quot;Lil' Strong Bad&quot; in the record book, rather than with the proper abbrevation &quot;Li'l.&quot;<br /> *As of July 25, 2005, the women's world record for [[Wikipedia:pole vault|pole vault]] was 16 ft, 5 in. That record was set on July 22, 2005. The men's world record was 20 ft, 1.75 in.<br /> *Though Strong Bad's record says &quot;13.4 seconds&quot;, he only says &quot;Bull Honkey&quot; for 10.8 seconds, counting both &quot;Bull&quot; and the silent pause before &quot;key&quot;. Just the Hooo&amp;ndash; part lasts for 8.1 seconds. However from the time he starts saying &quot;Bull Honkey&quot; to The Paper coming down is 13.4 seconds.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *Count Longardeaux's book apparently has two chapter sevens &amp;mdash; one for &quot;Records of Loneliness&quot; and one for &quot;Saying Words For A Long Time Records.&quot;<br /> *Even after the King of Town inhales the saltshaker, the place on the table where it sat can still be clicked for the easter egg.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *Coach Z was seen with an afro and mustache in [[stand-up]].<br /> *The salt shaker the King of Town is seen eating from is from [[Meet Marshie]].<br /> *Strong Bad says &quot;You got-a some hiccups?&quot; after the King of Town eats the salt, much like he did in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *The [[Soap Box]] Homestar stands on has been seen before in [[fingers]] and [[army]], with labels reading 11 and 12 respectively (in this email it reads 13).<br /> *The music played while Homsar hops on one foot is from his [[Homsar# Character Video Transcript|character video]].<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *&quot;Better Blue Book value, too&quot; is referring to the [[Wikipedia:Kelley Blue Book|Kelley Blue Book]], which is a resource book for people who want to buy or sell their used cars. When discussing the price of a used car, people will often check the &quot;Blue Book&quot; for the car's value.<br /> *''[[Wikipedia:Paradise Lost|Paradise Lost]]'' was an epic blank-verse poem written in 1667 by English poet [[Wikipedia:John Milton|John Milton]].<br /> *In the Homsar &quot;Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award&quot; easter egg, &quot;Mustard Man&quot; is a reference to a [http://www.bloggerheads.com/can_weblogs/mustard_man.asp photo] of a guy covered in mustard that circulated around the Internet in 2002.<br /> *Homestar's redneck jokes are a reference to Jeff Foxworthy, who is famous for the &quot;You might be a Redneck if...&quot; jokes.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[[HR:sbemail134.html|watch &quot;record book&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail134.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;record book&quot;]]<br /> *[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=4330 forum thread for &quot;record book&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}</div> Mon, 25 Jul 2005 15:31:16 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:record_book http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Homestar_Runner <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Biography */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:homestar.PNG|thumb|Lookin' good in red]]<br /> <br /> :''This article is about the [[Characters|character]]. For information on the Homestar Runner Flash cartoon, see [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)]].''<br /> <br /> == Biography ==<br /> Homestar is the star of the show, but he probably doesn't realize it. Ever the butt of jokes and the recipient of [[Nicknames#Homestar Runner|nicknames]], Homestar is an earnest character with a clean heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. You can never be quite sure whether he and [[Marzipan]] are going out or not, but he sure seems to think they are. He weighs about 100 pounds, according to the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]].<br /> <br /> Homestar is the star athlete on an unspecified sports team led by [[Coach Z]]. He is also colonel of the inactive [[Homestarmy]]. His best friend remains [[Pom Pom]]. He has some speech impediments (as he says, he has &quot;twouble with his aw's&quot;), and appears to have short-term memory problems, as he frequently forgets things he has just done or said (see Answering Machine 12 and &quot;Homestar presents presents&quot;). He also likes to borrow things from (and return things to) [[Strong Bad]], particularly without the latter's knowledge. Though he lacks a visible pair of arms, he is not unable to function as though he had one, being able to carry and throw things and even type proficiently.<br /> <br /> Although he is often the target of pranks by Strong Bad, Homestar believes that he is friends with Strong Bad and tries to win his favor, often with bad results that Homestar completely misunderstands. As a whole, Homestar seems to be too dim to realize when people are being mean to him, or when he's being mean to other people. He often unintentionally insults his friends or steps on their feelings and is unable to understand their resulting feelings of anger. As Strong Bad once put it, &quot;it's like, even when we win, he wins.&quot; In [[long pants]], he also claims to wear long pants, where he went nuts because Strong Bad laid the fact: He has no pants and blue soles glued to his feet.<br /> <br /> *'''Domicile''': [[Homestar's House]] <br /> <br /> *'''Debut''': [[Original Book|&quot;The Homestar Runner Enters The Strongest Man in the World Contest&quot;]]<br /> *[[:Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Complete Filmography]]<br /> <br /> == Character Video Transcript ==<br /> ''{'''Page Title:''' Homerun Hitter!}''<br /> ''{'''Place:''' [[The Field]]}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me... Homestar... Runner... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, I have the only propeller cap (propeller cap twirls). And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{offscreen}'' Don't forget doofus/moron/um...Lionel Richie. ''{The last word Strong Bad says is selected at random}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. ''{turns around, sings}'' Butt dance, butt da-a-ance!<br /> <br /> [[Image:TMBG_Homestar_closeup_20040925.jpg|thumb|right|Straight-on Madness!]]<br /> == Homestar's eyes ==<br /> *Homestar's eyes are quite strange. There are two theories to how they work.<br /> **Sometimes they seem to move around his head. Most of the time they're like a flounder's eyes, and they switch sides on his face whenever he turns. In the [[Old Intro 2]], you can sort of see Homestar's eyes moving as the camera circles around him. Also, in [[Theme Song Video]], the currently absent toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], and the [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Homestar Screensaver]], you can see his face from the front, which further implies to this theory.<br /> **But sometimes, like when he's talking to [[Bubs]] at [[Bubs' Concession Stand|his concession stand]], the camera will switch views instantly from outside the stand to inside. This gives the idea that Homestar actually has four eyes, two on each side.<br /> *His puppet and his two figurines, on the other hand, have eyes stuck on one side of his head. Occasionally you can get a peek at the other side of Puppet Homestar's face, which looks pretty creepy without any eyes.<br /> *[[The Brothers Chaps]] actually made the eyes velcro, so they can be switched if necessary.<br /> <br /> == Also known as... ==<br /> *[[The Homestar Runner]] ([[1936]])<br /> *[[1-Up]] ([[20X6]])<br /> *[[Dangeresque too]] ([[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]])<br /> *[[The King of Town (Decemberween)|The King of Town]] ([[Decemberween]])<br /> *[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Poppy the Tire]]<br /> *[[The Jolly Dumple]]<br /> *[[Atari Homestar]]<br /> *[[Tofu Homestar]]<br /> *[[Bad Graphics Homestar]]<br /> <br /> === [[Halloween Costumes]] ===<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:The Greatest American Hero|The Greatest American Hero]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Angus Young|Angus Young]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:John McEnroe|John McEnroe]]<br /> *Carl Spackler (from [http://imdb.com/title/tt0080487/ Caddyshack])<br /> <br /> == See Also ==<br /> *[[Homestar Runner Evolution]]<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_hs.html watch Homestar Runner's character video]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_hs.swf view the Flash file for Homestar Runner's character video]<br /> <br /> {{Characters}}<br /> [[Category:Homestarmy]]</div> Thu, 26 May 2005 13:48:24 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Homestar_Runner http://hrwiki.org/wiki/theme_park <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Real-World References */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:themepark.png|thumb|Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA!]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #104'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad tells us about his plans for a Strongbadia theme park.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Cheerleader]] (Easter Egg), [[The Ugly One]] (Easter Egg), [[Monkey D]] (Easter Egg), [[The King of Town]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Coach Z]]/[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Stoppy the Sign]], [[Homestar Runner]]/[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Poppy the Tire]], [[Homsar]]/[[General Tso's Chicken]]<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]], [[Strongbadia]]<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' May 25, 2004<br /> <br /> '''Running Time:''' 4:15<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Everybody love this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. ''{reading, in a Teen Girl Squad voice}'' Dear strong bad, you are the coolest... ''{stops reading, clears throat}'' Oh! Excuse me.<br /> <br /> ''{reading}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear strong bad,<br /> you are the coolest, any way onto<br /> buisness. i think that you should<br /> make your own theme park.<br /> <br /> crapfully crap,<br /> Rafael FL.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;buisness&quot; just as it's spelled, says &quot;(sigh) Sincerely yours&quot; instead of &quot;crapfully crap,&quot; and &quot;football league&quot; instead of &quot;FL&quot;}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Rafi, being the distinguished buisnessman ''{continues with the misspelling/pronunciation used earlier}'' that I am, I've had a theme park in development for quite some time now. Almost as long as I've been growin' this mustache.<br /> <br /> ''{A 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip appears, showing a growth of one hair.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, it'd be called<br /> <br /> ''{cut to view of a theme park by the Stop Sign and Cinder Block}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad's Mount RIDESPLACE! USA<br /> <br /> ''{As this is said, the appropriate words flash on the screen above the view of the theme park.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And it will have more rides than you or your grandmother can handle.<br /> <br /> ''{As this is said, the words &quot;More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!*&quot; appear along with a &quot;*please do not bring your grandmother&quot; disclaimer on the bottom.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, our flagship rollercoaster would be<br /> <br /> ''{cut to view of the rollercoaster, which is perfectly circular and spins continually without stopping}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Bowels of Trogdor!! ''{pan out to see that The King of Town is riding the rollercoaster and screaming}'' Which would like whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow. ''{The King of Town catches fire somehow}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat and the entrance to the ride. A Trogdor sign is there that says &quot;Peasants must be as tall as my beefy arm to ride this ride.&quot; The Cheat is clearly not tall enough.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry little guy, I can't do nothing for you. ''{The Cheat puts on a top hat}'' Maybe you better head over to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land instead.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Makes a thoroughly disappointed noise}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Strong Sad standing on a stage}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And every hour, at the main stage, there'd be a performance of The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular.<br /> <br /> ''{A banner lowers behind Strong Sad that says &quot;The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular!!&quot; Strong Sad is wearing a witch's hat. Strong Mad comes from stage right to flying tackle Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad climbs back up on the stage. Strong Mad comes from stage left this time to flying tackle Strong Sad again.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Strong Bad behind a table with a layout of the theme park on it}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' To make sure you don't have any money left when you leave, ''{the words &quot;not to scale&quot; appear with an arrow pointing at the layout}'' there'd be more games than you or your grandFATHER could handle.<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Bubs working the &quot;Throw Game&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, the ones where you throw hoops or rings or baseballs at different stuff and try to win cheap generic stuffed animal versions of ten-year-old cartoons. <br /> <br /> ''{During this voice over, Pom Pom plays the &quot;Throw Game&quot; while Bubs looks on. Pom Pom successfully gets all three rings that he tosses around the &quot;xtra cold one&quot; bottle. Strong Bad's arm appears, holding up a cheap stuffed animal}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Like this Bubs with a horn.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' No, no, no. You gotta get those rings ''inside'' the bottle.<br /> <br /> '''POM POM:''' ''{makes bubble noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pom Pom picks up a baseball and throws it at the bottle in frustration. Cut back to Strong Bad behind the layout of the park}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' No theme park would be complete without a bunch of costumed mascots running around antic-ing... ''{scratches head}'' antique-ing... whatever.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to view of an area behind some fencing. The King of Town still rides &quot;The Bowels of Trogdor!!&quot; in the distance.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, there'd be one of the Stop Sign,<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z appears wearing a costume that has a cartoonish looking Stop Sign design}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him &quot;Stoppy, Stoppy the sign&quot; and then there'd be the tire...<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar appears wearing a costume that has a very cartoonish looking Tire design}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him &quot;Poppy the tire&quot;... And who could forget &quot;General Tso's Chicken&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{A carton of what could only be General Tso's Chicken falls from the sky. It has &quot;Ryan S.&quot; written on the side. Homsar's feet appear beneath it.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, Stoppy, is your suit chafing you like crazy?<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Well, to tell ya da truth dere Poppy, I've always enjoyed a good chafe.<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh crap! It's tasteball already?<br /> <br /> ''{cut to Strong Bad back at the compy}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But yeah, it's a pretty unrealistic vision. I'm gonna have to start robbing WAY more hot actresses if I ever hope to make that dream a reality. But for now, I'll settle for giving tours on The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.<br /> <br /> ''{He gets up. Cut to Strong Bad standing in a box in Strongbadia. He holds some sort of microphone.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in a theme-park tour-guide-styled monotone voice}'' Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure. ''{Strong Bad makes a click noise again}'' <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to wide view of Strong Bad standing in a box labeled &quot;riverquest safariventure&quot;. Homestar sits in front of him in the box. To the left is a running hose. The water from the hose forms a puddle around the box.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun... ride. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About 5 seconds later, it zooms in on Strong Bad and Homestar and the tour continues}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And first up on our tour if you look to your right ''{Homestar looks to his right}'' experience the fury of: ''{cut to wider view}'' a big rock that is going to fall on uuuus. ''{An obviously fake rock pops up behind the fence, mounted on a stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Ooooh. ''{The rock goes back down behind the fence.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaaay.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I'm not ok--<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And if you look up the river here comes another one of our tour guides his name is The Cheat ''{Cut to wide view again. The Cheat walks by in his own box, which is labeled &quot;R.Q. 2&quot;.}'' everybody say &quot;Hi, The Cheeeeat.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Hide and seek.<br /> <br /> ''{Some drum sounds can be heard}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums? Oh no it's headhunteeerrrs. ''{The cardboard cutout of a bear holding a shark, posing as a &quot;headhunter,&quot; pops up from behind the fence.}'' ''{click}'' Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care of thiiis. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pulls out a starting pistol, and turns his head away as he fires up into the air twice. The cutout goes back down behind the fence.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Looks like we scared those headhunters. Let's hope they don't come baaack. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to closeup of Strong Bad again}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Well folks we've made it back safely did everyone have a good time?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Not really.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad continues to talk while Homestar answers.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Goooood. Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to wide view again}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down again. After another pause, Strong Bad speaks again}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop. ''{click}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> * Click on &quot;buisness&quot; after Strong Bad says it in the first part of the email to see a picture of The Ugly One and Cheerleader.<br /> ** '''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{her shirt reads &quot;kiss boys&quot;}'' The Ugly One, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS? ''{Cheerleader looks angry as The Ugly One looks sad}'' <br /> <br /> * Click on &quot;Rafi&quot; to see a mock NFL patch.<br /> <br /> * Click on &quot;Mount&quot; in &quot;Mount Ridesplace USA&quot; after Strong Bad says &quot;USA&quot; to see [[Monkey D]]'s season pass.<br /> &lt;pre&gt;Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace USA<br /> Season Pass<br /> Name: Monkey D<br /> Has: Fun<br /> Valid thru 9/04<br /> (signed) Monkey D&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> * Click on the next to last Bubs doll on the lower row, left side in the &quot;Throw Game&quot; stand to see a real Bubs plushie thingie.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> ===Trivia===<br /> *The paper on Strong Bad's desk is labeled &quot;plans for stuff&quot;.<br /> *The box in the throw game appears to be labeled &quot;BOX FOR THROW GAME&quot;, in all capital letters.<br /> <br /> ===Remarks===<br /> *Roller coasters don't usually have circular loops on them like the Bowels of Trogdor, because the G-forces involved, indeed, usually cause people to pass out. No one usually catches fire, though.<br /> *Strong Bad pushes his thumb far out of his boxing glove when he sends the Cheat to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes land. This wouldn't usually be possible with a real boxing glove.<br /> <br /> ===Goofs===<br /> *When Pom Pom hits the bottle with the ball, a crashing sound is heard yet it doesn't break.<br /> *At the end of the SBRQSV, look for the [[Stop Sign|stop sign]]. It's not there! It disappeared sometime between the pause the first time the paper came down, and the fake boulder.<br /> <br /> ===Glitches===<br /> *When the SBRQSV is over, the water stops flowing from the hose.<br /> <br /> ===Inside References===<br /> *The &quot;headhunter&quot; is the bear holding a shark cardboard figure from [[date]].<br /> *Pom Pom throws rings around an &quot;Xtra Cold One&quot;, first seen in [[Cheat Commandos Commercial]].<br /> *The music played during Strong Sad's &quot;Stunt Spooktacular&quot; is the same music that was used in [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *The hat that the Cheat wears after realizing that he's too short bears a striking resemblance to his &quot;Tito&quot; hat.<br /> <br /> ===Real-World References===<br /> *The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure is a parody of [http://disneyland.disney.go.com/disneyland/en_US/parks/attractions/detail?name=JungleCruiseAttractionPage Disneyland's Jungle Cruise] ride. Strong Bad does not breathe or show any expression and this monotone delivery is reminiscent of Jungle Cruise tour guides who give the same tour over and over again. The shooting of a warning shot (in this case a flare gun) to scare off the [[Bear-Shark | bear and shark]] &quot;headhunters&quot; is directly from the tour guide script. And on it (and most tours), there's a rock that almost falls on you. Most of Strong Bad's speech correlates to the tour.<br /> *Strong Bad's reading of the name as 'Rafi' might be an obscure reference to a Canadian children's entertainer, [http://www.raffinews.com/ Raffi].<br /> *The Bowels of Trogdor might be a reference to the now obsolete ride, Fireball, at Morey's Piers in Wildwood, NJ.<br /> *Poppy the Tire looks very similar to [http://www.bcdb.com/bcdb/cartoon.cgi?film=14550&amp;m=s Peter Puck] a cartoon hockey puck from a 1973 Hanna-Barbera Cartoon.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> <br /> *[[HR:sbemail104.html|watch &quot;theme park&quot;]]<br /> *[[HR:sbemail104.swf|view the Flash file for &quot;theme park&quot;]]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Bubs Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Homsar Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]</div> Mon, 23 May 2005 13:24:21 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:theme_park http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Mundelow <p>dacheet:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mundelow''' is the hometown of [[Teen Girl Squad]]'s [[What's Her Face]] as well as of [[Thorax Corporation]].<br /> <br /> *[[What's Her Face]] lives at 412 S. Figgis Mundelow 80808.<br /> :The name &quot;Figgis&quot; itself is a commonly used name from Monty Python's Flying Circus. For example: Arthur Figgis cycling with Mr. Arthur Frampton in the sketch: A man with three buttocks.<br /> <br /> *[[Thorax Corporation]] is located at 403 Figgis St. NW in Mundelow.<br /> :Note that this is not the same block as What's Her Face, since it's NW and not S.<br /> :The [http://www.thoraxcorp.com/ Thorax Corporation Web site] reveals that Mundelow is a town in PA (which may or may not stand for Pennsylvania). In the U.S., however, 80808 is actually the Zip code for Calhan, CO.<br /> <br /> <br /> [[Category:Foreign Lands]]<br /> [[Category: Inside Jokes]]</div> Thu, 05 May 2005 13:47:24 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Mundelow http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Mundelow <p>dacheet:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>'''Mundelow''' is the hometown of [[Teen Girl Squad]]'s [[What's Her Face]] as well as of [[Thorax Corporation]].<br /> <br /> *[[What's Her Face]] lives at 412 S. Figgis Mundelow 80808.<br /> :The name &quot;Figgis&quot; itself is a commonly used name from Monty Python's Flying Circus. For example: Mr. Arthur Figgis's death in the Monty Python sketch: It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart<br /> <br /> *[[Thorax Corporation]] is located at 403 Figgis St. NW in Mundelow.<br /> :Note that this is not the same block as What's Her Face, since it's NW and not S.<br /> :The [http://www.thoraxcorp.com/ Thorax Corporation web site] reveals that Mundelow is a town in PA (which may or may not stand for Pennsylvania). In the U.S., however, 80808 is actually the Zip code for Calhan, CO.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Foreign Lands]]<br /> [[Category: Inside Jokes]]</div> Thu, 17 Mar 2005 14:22:28 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Mundelow http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Quote_of_the_Week <p>dacheet:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Quote_Of_Week_Box_Design.PNG|thumb|The Old and the New]]<br /> <br /> Probably the second most updated feature on the site, the Quote of the Week (or Day or Month) is a soundbyte from one of the week's toons that you can download. (The dates on some of these are just guessed from the file-modified date. Assume they're approximate. Fix them if you know different.)<br /> <br /> ''NOTE:'' If you know the download filename or original post date for any of the files below for which said details are absent, please fill them in below.<br /> <br /> ''As of the November 22nd quote, the download option appears to only be as a straight mp3, and they appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> ''Also, the quotes are now transcribed and saving the [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ender_kg/qod1122.swf flash file] will not produce desired results. Look [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ender_kg/hs_word_style.png here].''&lt;br&gt;<br /> ''As of the July 29th quote, the download option is only available as a .zip file.''<br /> <br /> == Quotes ==<br /> {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style=&quot;border-collapse:collapse&quot;<br /> |- bgcolor=#eeeeee<br /> ! Date !! Download !! Quote !! From<br /> |-<br /> | 01/27/2005 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/bubs_reglavoice.mp3 download] || '''[[Bubs]]:''' ''{[[Powered by The Cheat]] voice}'' My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!|| [[Sample of Style]]<br /> |-<br /> | 01/20/2005 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/ooncha_all.mp3 download] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ooncha_all.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Cheerleader]]:''' Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha! Ooncha! One-two-three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!|| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]<br /> |-<br /> | 01/14/2005 || &lt;!--[http://homestarrunner.com/weeklies/hom1_pudgy.mp3 download] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hom1_pudgy.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homsar]]:''' Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy? || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]<br /> |-<br /> | 12/30/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/marsh_boogidy.mp3 download] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marsh_boogidy.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]:''' BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad! || [[Malloween Commercial]]<br /> |-<br /> | 12/16/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/ss_wa3d.mp3 download] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ss_wa3d.mp3 download] (mirror)|| '''[[Strong Sad]]:''' ''{in radio host voice}'' We got another 50 minutes straight of &lt;a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href=&quot;http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&amp;k=music%20free&quot; onmouseover=&quot;window.status='music free'; return true;&quot; onmouseout=&quot;window.status=''; return true;&quot;&gt;music free&lt;/a&gt; commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that zabbitablough! || [[radio]] outtake<br /> |-<br /> | 12/9/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/bubs_naturalmusk.mp3 download] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/bubs_naturalmusk.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Bubs]] (presumably as [[The Wheelchair]]):''' I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk! || Possible [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] outtake<br /> |-<br /> | 12/2/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/hs_lilbrudder.mp3 download] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_lilbrudder.mp3 download] (mirror)|| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Li'l Brudder! I-I don't know what I'm doing with my life! || [[crying]]<br /> |-<br /> | 11/22/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/qod.mp3 download] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/qod_sb_crapfullyours.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! || [[virus]]<br /> |-<br /> | 11/11/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/youreagirl.zip download] || You're A Girl song || [[montage]]<br /> |-<br /> | 11/08/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/bubs_cantdrive.zip download] || '''[[Bubs]]:''' Women can't drive! || [[Halloween Fairstival]]<br /> |-<br /> | 10/18/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_letmein.zip download] || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Let me in, da da da. Let me in! || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br /> |-<br /> | 10/07/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_thatsbupkis.zip download] || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' That's bupkis! || [[the facts]]<br /> |-<br /> | 09/30/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hsgirl_likefunny.zip download] || '''[[Little Girl]]:''' That sounds like FUNNY! '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' It SOUNDS like funny, but it's not. || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]<br /> |-<br /> | 09/23/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sb_lightrag.zip download] (link currently broken) || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel. || Outtake from [[haircut]]<br /> |-<br /> | 09/19/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/gunhaver_rro.zip download] || '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on! || [[Cheat Commandos Commercial]]<br /> |-<br /> | 09/08/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/labordaysong_hs.zip download] || '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day...(over and over) || [[Labor Dabor]]<br /> |-<br /> | 09/02/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sbhs_havetojump.zip download] || '''[[Strong Bad]] &amp; [[Homestar Runner]]''': &quot;Looks like we're gonna have to jump!&quot; || [[dangeresque 3]]<br /> |-<br /> | 08/26/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/cz_bdhman.zip download] || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!! || [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]]<br /> |-<br /> | 08/19/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/stinko_whatRUdoing.zip download] || '''[[Stinko Man]]:''' Stickly Man, whaaaaat are you doing? || [[Under Construction]]<br /> |- <br /> | 08/12/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sb_giftshop.zip download] || '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop. ''{click}'' || [[&lt;a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href=&quot;http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&amp;k=theme%20park&quot; onmouseover=&quot;window.status='theme park'; return true;&quot; onmouseout=&quot;window.status=''; return true;&quot;&gt;theme park&lt;/a&gt;]]<br /> |-<br /> | 08/05/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/wheatgrowssweet.zip download] || Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) || [[Peasant's Quest]]<br /> |-<br /> | 07/29/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sb_brudder.zip download] || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' &quot;I can make it on my own!&quot; || [[crying]]<br /> |-<br /> | 07/19/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/worm.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/worm.sit Mac] || '''[[The Worm]]''': &quot;Is a miracle.&quot; || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]<br /> |-<br /> | 06/29/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/blc_hateusomuch.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/blc_hateusomuch.sit Mac] || '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': &quot;I just hate you so much!&quot; (an additional &quot;I just hate you sooo much!&quot; on download) || [[Cheat Commandos Commercial]]<br /> |-<br /> | 05/18/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/cc_theme.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/cc_theme.sit Mac] || '''[[The Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': &quot;Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!&quot; || [[Cheat Commandos Commercial]]<br /> |-<br /> | 05/03/2004 || [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/bubs_chickenshine.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/bubs_chickenshine.sit Mac] || '''[[Bubs]]''': &quot;Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'.&quot; || [[lunch special]]<br /> |-<br /> | 03/22/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/larry_fromzeen.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/larry_fromzeen.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/larry_fromzeen.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''Larry from [[Limozeen]]''': &quot;We're from the band Limozeen!&quot; || [[flashback]]<br /> |-<br /> | 03/08/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/oldaboy2_missvg.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/oldaboy2_missvg.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/oldaboy2_missvg.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Olda Boys]]''': &quot;I'm gonna miss &lt;a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href=&quot;http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&amp;k=video%20games&quot; onmouseover=&quot;window.status='video games'; return true;&quot; onmouseout=&quot;window.status=''; return true;&quot;&gt;video games&lt;/a&gt;.&quot; || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]<br /> |-<br /> | 02/09/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_thnikkaman.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_thnikkaman.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_thnikkaman.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': &quot;Here comes the [[Thnikkaman]]!&quot; || [[monument]] <br /> |-<br /> | 02/02/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/marshie_whatmore.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/marshie_whatmore.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/marshie_whatmore.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Marshie]]''': &quot;What more do they want?!!&quot; || [[Malloween Commercial]] <br /> |-<br /> | 01/12/2004 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sbz_backoff.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sbz_backoff.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sbz_backoff.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY. || [[video games]]<br /> |-<br /> | 12/10/2003 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/ss_marzipan.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/ss_marzipan.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ss_marzipan.wav download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': &quot;Marzipan, Marzipan!!!&quot; || [[caffeine]]<br /> |-<br /> | 11/03/2003 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_grabbinbutt.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/hs_grabbinbutt.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/hs_grabbinbutt.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': &quot;And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt.&quot; || [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]<br /> |-<br /> | 09/29/2003 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/ss_foodanymore.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/ss_foodanymore.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/ss_foodanymore.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Sad]]''': &quot;I don't like food anymore&quot; || [[2 years]]<br /> |-<br /> | 09/08/2003 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sb_jig.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sb_jig.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_jig.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': &quot;Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!&quot; || based on [[kids' book]] easter egg<br /> |-<br /> | 09/01/2003 || &lt;!--[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sb_kingmessup.zip PC] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod/sb_kingmessup.sit Mac] (link currently broken)--&gt;[http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_kingmessup.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': &quot;Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. 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Date !! Download !! Quote !! From<br /> |-<br /> | Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_possums.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': &quot;Possums!&quot; || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]<br /> |-<br /> | Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/k_assaulted.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[The King of Town]]''': &quot;Woo hoo! Woo hoo hoo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo hoo hoo hoo!&quot; || [[Where's The Cheat?]]<br /> |-<br /> | Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/cz_oachz.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. 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No, seriously, check me out.&quot; || [[First Time Here?]]<br /> |-<br /> | Unknown || [http://hrwiki.org/mirror/sb_sbshow.mp3 download] (mirror) || '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' &quot;This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be alots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, and at the end, I'll probably have some serious moments for you guys, but now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!&quot; || <br /> |}<br /> <br /> == Forget when? Stick em' down here. ==<br /> *The Wicked Guitar Solo (From [[Strong Bad Email]] [[personal favorites]].)<br /> <br /> *'''[[Homestar Runner]]''': &quot;I'm a belle!&quot; (From [[Strong Bad Email]] [[halloweener]] P.S. This quote is old but not as old as the e-mail it came from.<br /> <br /> *'''[[Marzipan]]''': &quot;I'm the only girl&quot; (from [[Spin 'n' Say]])<br /> <br /> *'''[[Homestar Runner]]''': &quot;Sewiously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants.&quot; (from [[A Jumping Jack Contest]])<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> <br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod.swf view the flash file for the current quote]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/weeklies.xml view weeklies.xml] - This file dictates what caption and character image are displayed with the quote and is also used for the [[Weekly Fanstuff]] and [[Sketchbook]] features.<br /> <br /> [[Category: Regular Updates]]</div> Sat, 05 Feb 2005 00:03:03 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Quote_of_the_Week http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Compy_386 <p>dacheet:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:compy_386_side_view.png|thumb|left|Side view seen in [[fingers]]]]<br /> [[Image:compy386.PNG|thumb|right|A spectacle computer]]<br /> The '''Compy 386''' was [[Strong Bad]]'s second computer, and in his words, &quot;a spectacle of graphics and sound.&quot; He used this machine to answer his [[Strong Bad Email]]s after the Tandy 400 was thrown out at the beginning of &quot;invisibility&quot;. This machine was built by [[Compy, Inc]] and seemed to have [[couch patch|something against The Cheat]].<br /> &lt;!--div added to help with quirky format--&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> == Quick Facts ==<br /> '''Debut''': [[invisibility]]<br /> <br /> '''Interactive Feature''': You can click on the little wheel to change the screen contrast from black to blue.<br /> [[Image:End_compy.png|thumb|right|The Compy's tragic ending]]<br /> [[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|left|That is not a small number!]]<br /> '''Death''': Destroyed by [[Bubs' shotgun]] after being infected by viruses in the email &quot;[[virus]].&quot; [[Bubs]] later sold it to [[Homestar Runner]] as seen in the [[Broken Compy Menu]].<br /> <br /> '''Replacement''': [[Lappy 486]] in the email &quot;[[animal]].&quot;<br /> &lt;!--div added to help with quirky format--&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == The Real Computer ==<br /> [[Image:Powered_Compy.PNG|thumb|right|The Compy appearing in [[Powered by the Cheat]] form in [[mile]], under the name &quot;Compa&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:Puppet_Compy.PNG|thumb|left|The Compy (or at least an Apple II monitor and a Dell keyboard) appearing in [[Puppet Time]]]]<br /> Like the Tandy 400, this was an almost-reference to a real computer. There was a 386 processor, which was very popular in its day, but there was no company called &quot;Compy&quot; that made a 386 version of their computer. He seems to be using a DOS, but in &quot;[[big white face]]&quot; we see him emulating an early version of Mac OS. The &quot;386&quot; logo in &quot;[[invisibility]]&quot; is most likely a reference to the real-life logo of IBM.<br /> <br /> The design of the computer itself seems to be a take on the old Compaq Deskpro 386, which has a similar monitor and keyboard. However, The monitor in the [[Puppet Time]] movie is an old Apple II monitor. The keyboard is a recent model of the Dell QuietKey keyboard that came with earlier Dell computers.<br /> <br /> Interestingly, if you look at both the exploded Compy 386 and [[Tandy 400]], you will notice they both contain identical gears and fans, despite being a different manufacturer and generation of computer.<br /> &lt;!--div added to help with quirky format--&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> {{start box}}<br /> {{Succession box | before = [[Tandy 400]] | title = [[Strong Bad Emails]] | years = 41 - 119 | after = [[Lappy 486]]}}<br /> {{end box}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Computers]]</div> Sat, 22 Jan 2005 16:00:22 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Compy_386 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Compy_386 <p>dacheet:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:compy_386_side_view.png|thumb|left|Side view seen in [[fingers]]]]<br /> [[Image:compy386.PNG|thumb|right|A spectacle computer]]<br /> The '''Compy 386''' was [[Strong Bad]]'s second computer, and in his words, &quot;a spectacle of graphics and sound.&quot; He used this machine to answer his [[Strong Bad Email]]s after the Tandy 400 was thrown out at the beginning of &quot;invisibility&quot;. This machine was built by [[Compy, Inc]] and seemed to have [[couch patch/something against The Cheat]].<br /> &lt;!--div added to help with quirky format--&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> == Quick Facts ==<br /> '''Debut''': [[invisibility]]<br /> <br /> '''Interactive Feature''': You can click on the little wheel to change the screen contrast from black to blue.<br /> [[Image:End_compy.png|thumb|right|The Compy's tragic ending]]<br /> [[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|left|That is not a small number!]]<br /> '''Death''': Destroyed by [[Bubs' shotgun]] after being infected by viruses in the email &quot;[[virus]].&quot; [[Bubs]] later sold it to [[Homestar Runner]] as seen in the [[Broken Compy Menu]].<br /> <br /> '''Replacement''': [[Lappy 486]] in the email &quot;[[animal]].&quot;<br /> &lt;!--div added to help with quirky format--&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> == The Real Computer ==<br /> [[Image:Powered_Compy.PNG|thumb|right|The Compy appearing in [[Powered by the Cheat]] form in [[mile]], under the name &quot;Compa&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:Puppet_Compy.PNG|thumb|left|The Compy (or at least an Apple II monitor and a Dell keyboard) appearing in [[Puppet Time]]]]<br /> Like the Tandy 400, this was an almost-reference to a real computer. There was a 386 processor, which was very popular in its day, but there was no company called &quot;Compy&quot; that made a 386 version of their computer. He seems to be using a DOS, but in &quot;[[big white face]]&quot; we see him emulating an early version of Mac OS. The &quot;386&quot; logo in &quot;[[invisibility]]&quot; is most likely a reference to the real-life logo of IBM.<br /> <br /> The design of the computer itself seems to be a take on the old Compaq Deskpro 386, which has a similar monitor and keyboard. However, The monitor in the [[Puppet Time]] movie is an old Apple II monitor. The keyboard is a recent model of the Dell QuietKey keyboard that came with earlier Dell computers.<br /> <br /> Interestingly, if you look at both the exploded Compy 386 and [[Tandy 400]], you will notice they both contain identical gears and fans, despite being a different manufacturer and generation of computer.<br /> &lt;!--div added to help with quirky format--&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> {{start box}}<br /> {{Succession box | before = [[Tandy 400]] | title = [[Strong Bad Emails]] | years = 41 - 119 | after = [[Lappy 486]]}}<br /> {{end box}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Computers]]</div> Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:59:58 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Compy_386 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/radio <p>dacheet:&#32;/* To real things */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:deadlypallor.png|thumb|Strong Sad: Shock jock?]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #120'''<br /> <br /> '''Cast (In order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]] (Easter Egg), [[The Sneak]] (Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> Strong Bad gives some advice on how to be a radio host, in various genres. <br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I got miles and miles of the e-mail style. Miles and miles of the e-mail style. <br /> <br /> {types in &quot;strongbad_email.exe&quot;}<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;subject: radio<br /> Dear Strong Bad,<br /> My friends are radio hosts. Any chance you could give<br /> them any pointers on what they could say/do on their show?<br /> bowing to you<br /> Fraser, Scotland<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(actually says &quot;say slash do&quot; while reading the above)'' ''{typing}'' Oh, no need to bow, Fraser. Get up. Rise, my son. And giveth me instead $7.50 with which to buy some buffalo chicken tenders. ''{clears the screen}'' So, your &quot;friends&quot; are radio show hosts, huh? Well, the first rule of thumb for all radio personalities is to look absolutely nothing like how they sound. Take Ol' Greystoke for instance. <br /> <br /> ''(Cut to Strong Sad standing in his room)''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' {voice-over} Now here's a whiny know-it-all who sounds just like he looks. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Why thank you, Senator. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' Quit calling me that. Anyway, if Strong Sad was a radio host, he'd sound like this:<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{In radio host voice}'' Hey hey hey, it's the Deathly Pallor, coming at you on the numbitty 902, WA3D FM, &quot;The Sturge.&quot; Coming up next, we have some hot new tracks from double-O ballyhoo! <br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad covers his mouth in horror while Strong Bad laughs.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Normal voice/frightened}'' Don't you ever make me do that again! <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So once they've got the voice/appearance mismatch working, then it all just depends on what kind of radio station they work for. Listen and loin as I run my test sentence through the various genres.<br /> <br /> '''Voice-over:''' Strong Bad's test sentence is &quot;The fish was delish and it made quite a dish.&quot; ''{The sentence appears on-screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' First up is public radio: smooth n' smarmy. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. A radio is sitting on the counter.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Public Radio host}'' Today on Capitol Hill, the fish was delish, and according to U.N. secretary council members, it made quite a dish. You are listening to member-supported public radio.<br /> <br /> ''{Public Radio theme song plays. Marzipan walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Dang old public radio. I never got my totebag. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Next up is the drive time morning show. ''{A morning show poster with two Strong Bad-like hosts appears onscreen.}'' These guys are like bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle. Or throw highball glasses at. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a clock-radio.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as morning talk show host, with sound effects in the background}'' Rise and shine, people! The fish was delish. ''{canned laughter}'' Wait for it, wait for it!''{clowny sounds}'' And it made quite a dish. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back from the clock-radio to show Homestar in his house with a Public Radio totebag over his head, holding a tumbler containing a brown liquid with ice cubes.}'' <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, squawk box! Shut it up about the fish already. <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi-ball! ''{throws tumbler at radio}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Then there's the utter misery that is college radio, where they apparently just let any bewildered freshman wander in to the booth and try to run a radio station. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a boombox containing a blank tape.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as college radio host, over a song ending and some feedback}'' Uh, that, that was &quot;The fish was delish&quot; and we heard... track six...''{thumbing through papers}'' &quot;it made... quite a dish&quot;. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Sad's room, where he is sitting next to the boombox writing some calligraphy.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on radio}'' Um... cam... campus outreach is looking for... hang on...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' College radio can pretty much be summed up in five words: &lt;br&gt;<br /> Dead air, um, dead air. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the boombox}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as college radio host}'' Okay, I am out of here for today, but um, but first up is, an, um, okay... an... an hour of chanting.<br /> <br /> ''{A chant plays on the boombox, and Strong Sad's hand hits the Play and Record buttons.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And just in case your friends are um, in the past: here's old-timey radio.<br /> <br /> ''{cut to 1936 style and an old-timey radio, with The Strong Bad reading in front of a microphone}''<br /> <br /> '''THE STRONG BAD:''' ''{as old-timey radio host}'' This week on The Fish Was Delish progrum, brought to you by Portly Washboy laundry paste, we join The Fish down at the wharf as he closes in on the Quite a Dish gang's hideout. Stay tuned for partial excitement. <br /> <br /> ''{The Portly Washboy logo appears. It is of a boy and a heaping jar of paste with a spoon in it.}''<br /> <br /> '''Voice-over:''' ''{singing}'' Portly Washboy. Don't eat it like the cartoon, man. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Lappy 486.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Done and done, Fraser. Your friends should be well on their way to annoying drivers and gas station attendants the world over. Ooh! And see if you can score me some free coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers from their station. Those free giveaways: Highly flammable. <br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Click here to e-mail Strong Bad<br /> strongbad@homestarrunner.com&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> * Click on Strong Sad's stomach while he does the radio voice to see a t-shirt from WA3D FM &quot;The Sturge&quot; radio station.<br /> * Click on the text in the test sentence to see the book it was based on.<br /> * Click on &quot;free coozies, frisbees, or bottle openers&quot; after [[The Paper]] comes down to see them.<br /> * Click on &quot;annoying&quot; after The Paper comes down to see/hear more of Strong Sad's new persona.<br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{normal voice}'' Oh, I disagree! I think it's more than just a matter of simple economics. In fact, I'd say...<br /> <br /> :'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{radio host voice and mannerisms, with music}'' Oh, yeah! What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two &quot;The Sturge.&quot; Don't you touch that BLEBERTYBLOUGH!<br /> <br /> :'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{confused}'' Blebertyblough?<br /> * Click on &quot;me&quot; after The Paper comes down to see more of old timey Strong Bad.<br /> :'''RADIO:''' ''{The Strong Bad}'' Stay tuned for partial excitement!<br /> <br /> :'''THE STRONG BAD:''' ''{listening}'' Drat and double drat! It's true what they say! The radio really does add four and twenty stone to one's voice!<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> *After the text of &quot;The Fish Was Delish...&quot; text disappears, you can still click where it was and it will come up.<br /> *Strong Sad's left sleeve disappears during parts of that easter egg. If you click on him again it appears.<br /> *The totebag on Homestar's head reads: ''PRS Public Radio Sounds &quot;Smooth 'n Smarmy&quot;''<br /> <br /> === References ===<br /> ==== To other cartoons ====<br /> <br /> *This is the second time Strong Sad has confused Strong Mad by saying something weird. The first was in [[caffeine]], after he said parakeet.<br /> *Strong Sad's calligraphy pen is also featured in his action figure in the easter egg for [[action figure]], and from the [[Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon]].<br /> *The college radio is 89.3 WSBD The Voice of CGNU, &quot;Several Dozen Listeners&quot;. This refers to [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].<br /> *The way in which Homestar says &quot;highball&quot; is a reference back to [[montage]] and how he says &quot;hi-ya!&quot; during the Champeenship.<br /> *Homestar's command of &quot;shut it up&quot; is a reference to The Cheat's [[crazy cartoon]].<br /> *This is the second time we've seen the interior of Homestar's House. The first was in [[caper]], when Strong Bad and The Cheat tried to steal his Jumbles. Apparently, someone fixed his cow lamp, which is seen at the righthand side of the screen.<br /> * Strong Mad's confused reply to Strong Sad's announcer-voice tirade in the easter egg may refer to Coach Z's &quot;Crackity towel!&quot; in [[Halloween Fairstival]].<br /> *Strong Sad refers to himself as a &quot;deathly pallor,&quot; harking back to Coach Z's introduction of Strong Sad in the email [[impression]].<br /> *Strong Bad's college radio voice sounds suspiciously like [[Senor Cardgage]].<br /> <br /> ==== To real things ====<br /> <br /> * A [[Wikipedia:Highball_glass|highball glass]] is a tall, narrow glass typically used to serve certain types of alcohol and cocktails.<br /> **Homestar's &quot;highball,&quot; therefore, isn't a highball at all, since it's served in a short, stout glass rather than a tall, thin one.<br /> *Marzipan's reference to the totebag has to do with public radio often having on-air fund raisers where they offer gifts for different levels of donations.<br /> * The real WSBD is a news radio station in Ohio.<br /> **Since TBC have no real reason to know that WSBD is a real station, it may refer to the abbreviation &quot;SBD&quot; which is short for &quot;Silent But Deadly&quot;, a childhood name for quiet flatulence.<br /> *The book &quot;The fish was delish and it made quite a dish&quot; (see Easter Eggs) is an obvious spoof of [[Wikipedia:Dr. Seuss|Dr. Seuss]]'s books, even down to the name of the author, [[Lem Sportsinterviews|Lem 'The Crazy Prof.' Sportsinterviews]].<br /> *Marzipan's book ''Tolstoy Story 2'' is a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Tolstoy Leo Tolstoy], a famous Russian author, and also to the Disney/Pixar film ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Story_2 Toy Story 2]''.<br /> *PRS might be a reference to PBS, or the Public Broadcasting Station, who give tote bags to people for donations when they ask for money.<br /> <br /> ==== Possible references ====<br /> *Strong Bad calling Strong Sad &quot;Greystoke&quot; is a possible reference to the fictional character [[Wikipedia:Tarzan|Tarzan]], who was the orphaned son of Lord Greystoke.<br /> * Strong Bad's use of the terms &quot;Heckle&quot; and &quot;Jeckle&quot; is probably a reference to Hekyll and Jekyll, a pair of cartoon magpies (produced by Harveytoons.)<br /> *This may be a stretch, but 'the fish was delish, and made quite a dish' might be a reference to the old short lived live action series of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where Michelangelo sings a similar song.<br /> *The Strong Bad saying &quot;Drat and double drat!&quot; is also said by Dick Dastardly from the 60s cartoon &quot;The Wacky Races&quot;.<br /> *&quot;That's the way the cookie crumbles&quot; was Bruce Nolan's sign off phrase for his newscasting job in Bruce Almighty.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail120.html view &quot;radio&quot;]&lt;br&gt;<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail120.swf view the flash file for &quot;radio&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:The Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Sneak Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]</div> Mon, 13 Dec 2004 23:41:22 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:radio http://hrwiki.org/wiki/little_animal <p>dacheet:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail23.PNG|thumb|Going in circles]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #23'''<br /> <br /> Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Strong Bad]] (easter egg), [[Strong Man]] (easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (easter egg)<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh what's this? An email... for me?!<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;What would you do if a little animal came <br /> up to you.<br /> <br /> crapfully yours,<br /> Ashley and Anthony&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Um, I don't really know. Let's find out. ''{He turns left and calls for The Cheat.}'' Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' Uynuen.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat comes to Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ummmm...<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat hard, causing him to fly offscreen. Strong Bad turns back to the computer and resumes typing}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' So, there's your answer. A little animal comes up to me... I'd kick it. ''{stops typing}'' Okay so until next week, everything is awesome and... <br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, Strong Mad appears next to Strong Bad looking very angry.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, er, hey big guy. Er, you know, I'm just kicking The Cheat. <br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat appears beside Strong Mad.}'' <br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Er, it's a little joke. You know we got the people watching at home. Just trying to be kind of funny for them, with the joke. A joke-kick. I'm gonna KICK YOU TOO!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad kicks Strong Mad on his knee and runs away across the room with Strong Mad chasing him behind while music is playing. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *Once Strong Bad starts running, click on his head or hit the 'o' key to switch to &quot;Sir Strong Bad&quot; [[1936]] style Old cartoon.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *The Olde Tyme version people run backwards in the Easter Egg. <br /> ==DVD Version==<br /> The DVD version features the same Old Timey Easter Egg as the cartoon, but with additional spoken text by Sir Strong Bad, as well as a music change to The Homestar Runner's little ditty.<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> '''THE STRONG BAD:''' Dear Feets. Stop. Don't fail me now! Stop. Signed, Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail23.html watch &quot;little animal&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail23.swf view the flash file for &quot;little animal&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]<br /> [[Category: 1936]]<br /> [[Category:The Strong Bad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:The Sneak Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Man Filmography]]</div> Sat, 20 Nov 2004 22:13:33 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:little_animal http://hrwiki.org/wiki/making_out <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail5.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad IS The Love Doctor]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #5'''<br /> <br /> Someone asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]<br /> __FORCETOC__<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Reading emails is like the best thing I do. ''{stops singing}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear Strong Bad..,<br /> Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend <br /> won't... mostly because he's jealous of you. <br /> I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang, <br /> but nothing seems to work out. Please help <br /> me Strong Bad...<br /> Kissless in Santa Rosa&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! So here's what you do: Wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single &quot;You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around).&quot; ''{stops typing}'' And I'll tell you what, ''{resumes}'' he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese Buffet, man. ''{stops typing}'' Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! <br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] falls, reading, &quot;Click here to e-mail strong bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *Instead of Tandy 400!!!! as the page header, it is Frampton's Camel.<br /> **Frampton's Camel was Peter Frampton's backing band for several years, and also the name of one of his albums, so it makes sense for this to have been included as a page title.<br /> *The pseudonym the emailer adopts is similar to the pseudonyms given to those who write to Ann Landers or Dear Abby.<br /> **This may also be a reference to the movie [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0108160/ Sleepless in Seattle].<br /> *The SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! was used again by Mr. Schmallow with his &quot;Look Lively&quot; saying.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail5.html watch &quot;making out&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail5.swf view the flash file for &quot;making out&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]</div> Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:48:11 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:making_out http://hrwiki.org/wiki/making_out <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail5.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad IS The Love Doctor]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #5'''<br /> <br /> Someone asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]<br /> __FORCETOC__<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Reading emails is like the best thing I do. ''{stops singing}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear Strong Bad..,<br /> Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend <br /> won't... mostly because he's jealous of you. <br /> I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang, <br /> but nothing seems to work out. Please help <br /> me Strong Bad...<br /> Kissless in Santa Rosa&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! So here's what you do: Wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single &quot;You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around).&quot; ''{stops typing}'' And I'll tell you what, ''{resumes}'' he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese Buffet, man. ''{stops typing}'' Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! <br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] falls, reading, &quot;Click here to e-mail strong bad&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *Instead of Tandy 400!!!! as the page header, it is Frampton's Camel.<br /> **Frampton's Camel was Peter Frampton's backing band for several years, and also the name of one of his albums, so it makes sense for this to have been included as a page title.<br /> *The pseudonym the emailer adopts is similar to the pseudonyms given to those who write to Ann Landers or Dear Abby.<br /> **This may also be a reference to the movie [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0108160/ Sleepless in Seattle].<br /> *The SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!! was used again by [[Mr. Schmallow]] with his &quot;Look Lively&quot; saying.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail5.html watch &quot;making out&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail5.swf view the flash file for &quot;making out&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]</div> Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:47:51 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:making_out http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User:dacheet <p>dacheet:&#32;dacheet</p> <hr /> <div>dacheet <br /> Name: Joe Malone<br /> City: Freeland, MI</div> Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:40:45 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/User_talk:dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/A_Decemberween_Pageant <p>dacheet:&#32;</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:xmas2002.png|thumb|A Decemberween Pageant]]<br /> <br /> The gang puts on a play about Decemberween's origins.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]]/[[The King of Town (Decemberween)]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]/[[The Angel]], [[The King of Town]], [[Bubs]]/[[Dr.Christmas/Cornbread]],[[Coach Z]], [[Strong Bad]]/[[Archibald]], [[Pom Pom]]/[[Kobe #1]], [[The Cheat]]/[[The Popular Vote]], [[Strong Sad]]/[[The First Decemberween]], [[Strong Mad]]/[[Kobe #2]]<br /> <br /> '''Page Title:''' A Decemberween Pageant<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Marzipan and Homestar Runner are in costumes, Marzipan as an angel and Homestar as the King of Town.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wow. I can't believe the night of the big Decemberween pageant has finally arrived! After all the weeks and weeks of rehearsing and practicing and memorizing lines...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, I don't think those are your lines.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out to see that they're both onstage, actually performing. The audience laughs.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the title sequence. &quot;A DECEMBERWEEN PAGEANT&quot; &quot;THE USUAL CREDITS&quot; &quot;FADE TO COMMERCIAL&quot; It fades to black, then comes back on with the &quot;A DECEMBERWEEN PAGEANT&quot; title.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' A Decemberween Pageant is brought to you by Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. ''{singing poorly}'' &quot;Made from the best stuff!&quot; And Litigation Jackson, in theaters December 27th!<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black. It fades up on Bubs and the King of Town, the latter of whom is wearing a Santa outfit.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Puts on a Burger King crown and thinks he's cock of the block! I can't ''believe'' they cast Homestar as the King of Town.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Yep. They did.<br /> <br /> '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' At least I still get to play Dr. Christmas. I can't wait to--<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you about that. Uh...<br /> <br /> ''{Bubs takes the cap from the King of Town, puts it on, and walks off. Coach Z pops his head in.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Uh... Kingy? You can go home.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the stage, where Bubs and Strong Bad are on. Strong Bad has a spear, a turtleneck, and a beanie cap.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Archibald! We've got to find the first Decemberween!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'll search down by the docks.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The docks. I'll search down by the docks.<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Ooh. I thought you said ducks. Good thinking! I'll come with ya.<br /> <br /> ''{They walk off, applause is heard. Cut to backstage as they continue walking and Coach Z is there.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Now that's what I call actin', boys! Don't go too far, Bubs! You're on again in farve!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Marzipan and Pom Pom, who is wearing a Lakers jersey.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I hardly recognize the Cheat, his costume is really convincing.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to back on stage. Bubs is there, as well as Homestar Runner, and The Cheat, who is wearing a sign that says &quot;The Popular Vote&quot;. There are gears in the background.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' We'll need fifty bags of jold! I mean, gold! Fifty bag of golds.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I just can't do it, Dr. Christmas. Famine has ruined all the town's gold. Let us away, Popular Vote!<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar starts getting lifted up by a rope. Pulley sounds are heard and Homestar is grunting. The audience boos, then applauds. Homestar stops at about halfway up.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offstage}'' Okay. That's all you're getting out of me. ''{The curtain closes.}'' Guy's like a frickin' house.<br /> <br /> ''{We hear a thud.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oww!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to backstage. Strong Sad is holding his head.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Augh! I'm totally freaking out here! I can't remember my lines, and if I don't remember my lines, then I'll ruin the whole play! At least the pageant.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the stage. Strong Bad is in a boat named the &quot;USS Trimball&quot; and there are cardboard cut-out waves being pulled back and forth, along with tentacles sticking out of stage right.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' How unfortunate! Oh, what a terrible fate has bestowed with me...uh, become to me... There's a squid.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to later, onstage, with Marzipan and The Cheat standing by a prop Eiffel Tower.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I'll never forget you, Popular Vote, not in a million years! ''{the Cheat starts crying}'' Don't cry! Popular Votes aren't supposed to cry! You might rust. ''{audience laughs}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to backstage, with Coach Z)''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh! Hey! Ooh! Where's Strong Sad? He's on in two scenes!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. He got nervous and went to the bathroom. I think he might be up-chucking.<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z goes to Strong Mad}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Hey Strong Mad. I need you to go get your brother.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' 'Course you are, big guy. 'Course you are.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the stage where Strong Bad, Bubs, Marzipan, and Homestar Runner are doing a music number.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Everyone's searching, looking and searching...<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' And everyone's hanging around!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' ''{singing}'' And who can be sure if we're looking for something?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' And looking for something I am!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Mad and Strong Sad in the bathroom. Strong Sad has locked himself in a stall.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' I'll be there in a second. Tell them to make something up until I get out there.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the stage. Bubs, Marzipan, and Homestar Runner are standing there.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Everybody knows me! My name's Cornbread!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... I found a computer. I think it can help us!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' So, this computer you speak of. Where is it?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... on the moon. It's a moon computer.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to backstage with Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Remember your line, remember your line!<br /> <br /> ''{Back to the stage}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I can take you there! Everyone hop on!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad walks on.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Behold! The first Decemberween!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' What?<br /> <br /> ''{The audience claps}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the first Decemberween ever!<br /> <br /> ''{Applause gets louder, the curtains close, and &quot;THE END&quot; appears.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end, click on &quot;The End&quot; for a pamphlet about the play, click again to see the inside, and click below &quot;The End&quot; to see the Litigation Jackson poster. <br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *Coach Z's Clipboard has the note: &quot;Note to self: The show must go on&quot;<br /> *Notice at the bottom of the [[Litigation Jackson]] poster, it says &quot;A Sportsinterviews / Delabor Production&quot;. The movie is made by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]] and [[Thorax Corporation]]!<br /> *When Homestar says &quot;This is the first Decemberween ever&quot; is a reference to when he says &quot;This is the Best Decemberween Ever&quot; in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].<br /> *[[The Poopsmith]] does the lighting for the play. (Or so the pamphlet says).<br /> *Strong Bad's costume and the scene with the squid are references to Disney's 1954 interpretation of Jules Verne's [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0046672/ &quot;20,000 Leagues Under the Sea&quot;]. Strong Bad is Captain Nemo, even though he's called &quot;Archibald&quot;.<br /> *Homestar is wearing a [http://www.burgerking.com Burger King] crown.<br /> *The Litigation Jackson poster has a man holding a box which reads &quot;Legal Documents&quot;.<br /> *&quot;Litigation Jackson&quot; is a spoof on a 1988 movie called &quot;Action Jackson&quot; which starred Carl Weathers and Sharon Stone.<br /> *The tagline on the Litigation Jackson poster, &quot;The System Really Works, Jerks!&quot; is a parody of the phrase &quot;[[The System is Down]].&quot;<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2002.html watch &quot;A Decemberween Pageant&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas2002.swf view the flash file for &quot;A Decemberween Pageant&quot;]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]</div> Sat, 20 Nov 2004 02:17:49 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:A_Decemberween_Pageant http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Dr.Christmas/Cornbread <p>dacheet:&#32;Dr. Christmas/Cornbread</p> <hr /> <div>Dr. Christmas(Cornbread) is someone who helped find the first Decemberween. He fought Archibald to the death on Mt. Rushmore.</div> Sat, 20 Nov 2004 02:16:20 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:Dr.Christmas/Cornbread http://hrwiki.org/wiki/dangeresque_3 <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail106.PNG|thumb|&quot;Looks like we're gonna have to jump!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #106'''<br /> <br /> On receiving an e-mail about Dangeresque 3, Strong Bad, who hasn't made it yet, gives us a director's cut of Dangeresque 1 instead.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]/[[Dangeresque]], [[The Cheat]]/[[Istanbul]], [[Coach Z]]/[[Renaldo]], [[Homestar Runner]]/[[Dangeresque too]], [[Strong Sad]]/[[Hot Tub]], [[The King of Town]]/[[Perducci]], [[Strong Mad]]/[[Killingyouguy]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]]/[[Cutesy Buttons]]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD''':''{singing}'' Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand...<br /> <br /> ''{reading}''<br /> &lt;pre&gt;hi there strong bad,<br /> <br /> i was just wondering,when is dangeresque 3 comeing out?<br /> <br /> yours truly,<br /> john newell, on&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces &quot;comeing&quot; as it is written (replete with spelling mistake), viz. &quot;koh-may-ing&quot;. He also pronounces &quot;Ontario&quot; (ON) as &quot;on&quot; and &quot;John Newell&quot; as &quot;Johnny Well&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa. I left my Johnny Well on. ''{He deletes &quot;on&quot; and types &quot;off&quot;.}'' Johnny Well: off. ''{We hear the sound of a large machine powering down.}'' Man! People won't leave me alone about this one. ''{typing}'' Okay, okay, okay, okay. Dangeresque 3 production update! Day 114: Things are comeing ''{again pronounced &quot;koh-may-ing&quot;}'' along right on schedule. So far, we seem to have only hit one major snag. Um, and that is I haven't um, ''{as he types, the text gets smaller}'' made Dangeresque 3 yet. But, before you start throwing full wine bottles at your computer screen, let me offer this as a cop-out: the digitally remastered director's cut of: ''Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?''<br /> <br /> ''{We cut to Strong Bad wearing his Dangeresque glasses, sitting in the Gremlin, pretending to drive and humming the Dangeresque theme tune. The Cheat repeatedly runs by in the background holding a small tree to give the impression of movement. A sign is held up in front of the camera, moving around a little, reading: Dangeresque 1: &quot;Dangeresque, Too?&quot; followed by another, reading &quot;Not in 3-D&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{makes telephone ringing noises}'' Oh, my car phone. {''He picks up a VCR with a phone cord coming out of it.''} You got Dangeresque. Who this is?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z in his Renaldo costume. He is looking straight at the camera.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Now?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{whispering, off-screen}'' Yeah, go, go.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': ''{turns away from the camera and holds a phone receiver up to his ear}'' Hello, Dangeresque? It's Renaldo. I need you back here away, right? I mean, right away.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': ''{off-screen}'' Uh, I'm in a car right now, but I can drive it to the office.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Sounds like a plan. ''{turns back to the camera}'' How was tha –<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad in his car.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Hang on, car phone! Get ready for some fancy driving!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad makes the sound of a car squealing around corners while the camera moves left to make it seem as if he's moving forwards. One of the Gremlin's hubcaps rolls from the left of the screen. We then cut to the office. Strong Bad opens the door and walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': What took you so long?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Oh, I had to swing by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new nunchuck gun. ''{Holds up a gun with nunchakus taped to it.}'' And a Reesy Cup milkshake. ''{Holds up a milkshake cup with &quot;Reesy Cup&quot; printed on it.}'' <br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Well, anyways, I called you in to meet your new partner: Dangeresque, too?<br /> <br /> ''{The camera pans right to Homestar Runner, wearing sunglasses.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': The name's Dangeresque. Nice to meet ya.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Whaaa?<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Dangeresque!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Yeah?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What? ''{simultaneously}''<br /> <br /> ''{They both turn and glare at each other to the accompaniment of a shock riff made by Strong Bad over the top.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Perducci's intercepted the serum at the border! ''{He holds up the newspaper from Stunt Double, this time with a taped-on headline reading &quot;PERDUCCI IS THE BAD GUY&quot;.}'' If that serum doesn't make it through, they'll kidnap Cutesy Buttons!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD &amp; HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{shaking fists}'' Perducci!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Homestar and Strong Bad playing squash in the basement (with Strong Bad's rendition of the Dangeresque theme tune as an accompaniment). Homestar serves the ball and they play a frantic volley, which Strong Bad wins.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{removes sunglasses}'' What is your malfunction?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Let's get one thing straight, meatball... face... butt: I work alone. 'Cept when I work with Renaldo... Which is all the time.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh yeah? Well, you need me because I'm the only one that knows where Perducci is, and where that is is that he is... in... Istanbul.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Istanbul! Of course!<br /> <br /> ''{Blackout fade to an expanse of meadow in Free Country, USA, with a musical interlude from Strong Bad. Homestar Runner and Strong Bad are standing next to the Cheat, who is wearing a sign saying &quot;Istanbul&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Perducci's got to be here around in Istanbul somewhere.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': I hope you're right. We’ve got to get that serum through...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Let's ask this passers-by.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad walks by, holding a sandwich.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What do you know about Perducci, doughboy?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': Ugh, I told you guys already I'm not going to be in your stupid movie!<br /> <br /> ''{The frame &quot;jumps.&quot; Same shot, but now Strong Bad is holding Strong Sad's sandwich.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What do you know about Perducci?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': ''{reluctantly}'' Only that I am not one of his minions.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, thanks anyways. Move it along, hot tub!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad walks out.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci...<br /> <br /> ''{With another musical interlude, blackout fade to Strong Sad and the King of Town (who is silhouetted), on top of Bubs' Concession Stand. The King of Town is wearing a bowler hat.}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': What? Two Dangeresques? ''{He turns to the camera, revealing that he is wearing a blue coat, sunglasses and a name-tag reading &quot;hello my name is perducci&quot;.}'' Well, they'll still be no match for my secret weapon!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a silhouetted Strong Mad, whose gleaming white eyes are the only visible feature of his body. Strong Bad makes a scary tune over the top, then sings the first two notes of the Dangeresque theme song as we cut to Homestar Runner and Strong Bad standing on top of a large piece of cardboard made up to look like a tall building, holding a horizontal rope. The frame &quot;jumps&quot; again to the same shot, but rotated ninety degrees so that it looks as if the Dangeresques are climbing the building.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Once we've climbed this skyscraper, we'll hopefully be able to throw some people off. Maybe even Perducci.<br /> <br /> ''{They continue to &quot;climb&quot;. As Homestar's glasses fall onto the cardboard, we quickly cut to the top of the Concession Stand, where the Dangeresques meet the King of Town.}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Dangeresque!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah?&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''STRONG BAD''': What? ''{simultaneously}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN''': Allow me to introduce you to both my secret weapon and your doom: Killingyouguy!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Mad appears, raising his arms menacingly. The M on his singlet has been replaced with &quot;KILLINGYOUGUY&quot; and two post-its with a bullet hole and a scar drawn on have been stuck to his face. Strong Bad imitates a guitar screech over the top.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh. Gad.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': That guy is tall.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER &amp; STRONG BAD''': You take the big guy.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': The pipes are broken!<br /> <br /> ''{He leaps off. We cut to Homestar, suspended by a rope, whirling around and kicking Strong Sad repeatedly in the face. Strong Sad has a paper bag with Strong Mad's face drawn on it on his head and is wearing his singlet.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD''': ''{one exclamation on each hit}'' Oof! Ow! Ouff! Ouwh! Getting! Dizzy! Blacking! Out! Oof! Geez! Oouf!<br /> <br /> ''{We then cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z (silhouetted) and Homestar (looking down on the fallen Strong Mad).}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z''': Nice work there, Dangeresque!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD &amp; HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Thanks. Ahahahaha.<br /> <br /> ''{Marzipan, as Cutesy Buttons, approaches Coach Z, holding a glass of iced tea, with ice cubes and mint bobbing on the surface.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN''': Mmm. Thanks for the serum, boys. Now I won't be kidnapped.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Oh no...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER &amp; STRONG BAD''': ...looks like we're going to have to jump!<br /> <br /> ''{They both jump off the Concession Stand and end in a freeze, silhouetted against a sunset. The credits roll while Strong Bad sings.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD''': Today is all right for tonight...&lt;br&gt;<br /> Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Today is all right for tonight!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Today is all right for tonight...&lt;br&gt;<br /> Riding in a Corvette, feeling all right,&lt;br&gt;<br /> All right for tonight!<br /> <br /> '''Dangeresque – Strong Bad'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Dangeresque – Homestar Runner'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Renaldo – Coach Z'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Perducci – The King of Town'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Cutesy Buttons – Marzipan'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Killingyouguy – Himself'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Passerby(Hot Tub) – El Dumpo'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Istanbul – The Cheat'''<br /> <br /> ''''Today is alright 4 2nite' written and performed by Strong Bad'''<br /> <br /> ''{We cut to pictures of Strong Bad with Strong Sad's sandwich and Strong Sad protesting in the background; The Cheat washing the Gremlin while Strong Bad holds the sandwich; and The Cheat painting Strong Mad black on top of the Concession Stand. Then the screen turns black and both Dangeresques' cool glasses appear on the screen. &quot;The End?&quot; appears underneath them. The song ends and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on the sunglasses at the end and you can download &quot;Today is Alright 4 2Nite&quot;, a song from the movie made by [[Strong Bad]].<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *'''CD References'''<br /> **Strong Bad's line &quot;I work alone. 'Cept when I work with Renaldo. Which is all the time&quot; is a line from the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]].<br /> **[[Dangeresque]]'s door reads (backwards) DANGERESQUE Private Eye Crooked Cop which is also a throw to the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]].<br /> *The sign held up during the start of the director's cut contains the words &quot;Dangeresque, Too?&quot; written in [[Strong Bad]]'s usual Ahnberg Hand. Usually [[The Brothers Chaps]] use a modified letter &quot;q&quot;, but in this case they did not.<br /> *The [[The VCR|VCR]] used for the car phone is from [[12:00]] and the [[Characters]] page.<br /> *The Newspaper is from [[stunt double]].<br /> **To read the exact text of the newspaper, see the easter eggs in [[stunt double]].<br /> *&quot;I'm gonna have to jump!&quot; is a reference to the [[stunt double]], as is the whole e-mail.<br /> *At the end of [[stunt double]], Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective was said to be coming out in June 2004, which is when this e-mail came out. Also, it was supposed to be 'In 3D', which is why the sign says 'not in 3D' at the beginning of this one.<br /> *&quot;What is your malfunction?&quot; is a reference to Stanley Kubrick's Vietnam war movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/ Full Metal Jacket]<br /> *The scene of [[Dangeresque]] and [[Dangeresque too]] going up the &quot;skyscraper&quot; is a parody of old Batman TV episodes.<br /> *The Name Tag that [[The King of Town]] wears is from [[The Luau]].<br /> *The car is the [[Gremlin]] from [[Homestarloween Party]].<br /> *[[Killingyouguy]]! was played by [[Strong Mad]] and stunt-doubled by [[Strong Sad]], but is listed in the credits as Himself.<br /> *[[Strong Sad]], who played Passerby or &quot;Hot Tub&quot; is listed in the credits as El Dumpo.<br /> *&quot;The pipes are broken!&quot; is [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] trying to say &quot;Tatsu Maki Sen Puu Kyaku&quot;, a move from Street Fighter usually called the Hurricane Kick in US versions. This is because the characters in Street Fighter II are very hard to understand and sound like they're saying something else.<br /> *[[Perducci]]'s hide-out is the top of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].<br /> *[[The Cheat]]'s sign is a reference to [[A Decemberween Pageant]].<br /> *This email was originally titled &quot;dangeresque3&quot; (without the space) but was changed within hours to &quot;[[dangeresque 3]]&quot;.<br /> *The fact that [[The King of Town]] was hiding in Instanbul may be a nod to [[They Might Be Giants]], who had a hit in 1990 called &quot;Istanbul (Not Constantinople)&quot; and have collaborated with [[The Brothers Chaps|TBC]] on several occasions.<br /> **More likely, it's a nod to countless action and spy movies set in the city.<br /> ***Istanbul is actually a big city in the Middle Eastern country of Turkey.<br /> *When [[Dangeresque]] &quot;stops&quot; the car, the hub cap dosn't come off of the car. It was rolled from off screen.<br /> *The file sbemail106.swf is the biggest email to date, coming in at 1265KB! The only other emails that have come in over 1MB are &quot;[[japanese cartoon]]&quot;, at 1131KB; &quot;[[date]]&quot;, at 1032KB; and &quot;[[haircut]]&quot;, at 1066KB.<br /> **The large size is mostly due to the 3 frames of TV static (167KB from those 3 frames alone), and the noisy still image (287KB) at the end.<br /> *We never see what happened to Perducci.<br /> *Strong Bad saying &quot;That guy is tall&quot; may be a reference to [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] where Homestar said, &quot;Alright, this guy is tall.&quot;<br /> *The entire city of Istanbul is played by the Cheat, as seen in the credits.<br /> *Homestar's &quot;shades&quot; are Venetian blinds-style, and may have been inspired by the movie &quot;Summer School.&quot;<br /> *This one's a stretch, but Strong Bad's lines &quot;who this is?&quot; and &quot;reesy cup milk shake&quot; may be a reference to comedian Martin Lawrence.<br /> *Strong Bad does the music himself here whereas in [[stunt double]] the music was real. This is probbly because Dangeresque 1 was first and was lower budget.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail106.html watch &quot;dangeresque 3&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail106.swf view the flash file for &quot;dangeresque 3&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]] [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] [[Category:Marzipan Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]] [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]] [[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category: Dangeresque]]</div> Fri, 19 Nov 2004 22:34:08 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:dangeresque_3 http://hrwiki.org/wiki/i_she_be <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail13.PNG|thumb|Hooking up with Great Looking Girl]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #13'''<br /> <br /> [[Strong Bad]] recieves an email saying &quot;i she be your girlfriend.&quot; Then he makes fun of her and forwards the email to The Cheat. <br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... ''{stops singing}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!<br /> i she be your girlfriend.&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Um... Hey! My name is Strong Bad, great looking girl! I he be your boyfriend. Okay, seriously. All i gotta say about this is... GET IN LINE SISTER!!! I mean, do you know how many freakin emails I get like this a DAY? From ladies with proper grammar? I mean come on! A guy's gotta have some standards right? But, I do feel kinda sorry for you, so I won't let your email go to waste. ''{He moves on to a clear screen and forwards the message to The Cheat.}'' Okay, so tune in next time: Same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says &quot;Click here to e-mail strong bad&quot;, click on the text to email him.}''<br /> <br /> :'''The Cheat's Instant Messenger:'''<br /> :'''gr8lookinggrrl:''' are you around, clown?<br /> :'''cheatachu72:''' sure am, sam.<br /> :'''gr8lookinggrrl:''' LOL!!! :-*<br /> :'''cheatachu72:''' i want us to meet in person<br /> :'''gr8lookinggrrl:''' OMG! where?<br /> :'''gr8lookinggrrl:''' the food court?<br /> :'''cheatachu72:''' sbarro. 8pm<br /> :'''gr8lookinggrrl:''' whatta you look like?<br /> :'''cheatachu72:''' 6ft tall. buff. big red 'M' on my chest. no neck.<br /> :'''gr8lookinggrrl:''' can't wait. L8r<br /> :'''gr8lookinggrrl signed off'''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> *Wait at end to see The Cheat get a funny IM. <br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *The IM is most likely from AOL/AIM. You can tell because the sounds for receiving/sending a message are the default ones for AIM, and the blue and red used for the two names is an AIM default. Also, &quot;great looking girl&quot; is using one of the cheesy smileys you get with their service. <br /> *At the top of the IM window, it says &quot;instant messenge.&quot; 'Messenge' is not a word. <br /> *&quot;Sbarro's&quot; is an Italian food chain which appears in several mall food courts.<br /> *&quot;I she be&quot; is most likely a typo of &quot;I should be&quot; or &quot;I shall be.&quot;<br /> *This is the first occurance of The Cheat's computer, [[Tangerine Dreams]].<br /> *The song that Strong Bad sings at the start of this email is the theme to the popular '80s kids' TV show ''He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.''<br /> *When &quot;great looking girl&quot; asks [[The Cheat]] what he looks like, he describes [[Strong Mad]].<br /> *The &quot;same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel&quot; is a reference to the '60s Batman TV show, which ended &quot;Tune in next week, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.&quot;<br /> *There is dispute on [[Strong Mad]]'s height. This one says 6 ft. while others disagree.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail13.html watch &quot;i she be&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail13.swf view the flash file for &quot;i she be&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]</div> Fri, 19 Nov 2004 22:30:41 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:i_she_be http://hrwiki.org/wiki/i_rule <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail11.PNG|thumb|The Kingdom of Strong Badia]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #11'''<br /> <br /> Introducing [[Strongbadia|Strong Badia]]! Also the [[Tire]], the [[Cinderblock]], and the [[Stop Sign]], this is a pivotal episode of the H*R universe.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{muttering}'' Checking the email, grumble grumble email... ''{stops muttering}''.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;If you are so evil, how come you don't rule <br /> the world or at least some kind of field?<br /> <br /> Mike, UK&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad pronounces UK as &quot;uck&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What are you talking about, Mike, UK ''{pronounced the same as before}''? I mean I've totally ruled that field out behind the dumpsters, since like diaper school man.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad appears and holds his arm up proudly.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaah, my kingdom continues to flourish. Uh, carry on, everyone.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat appears from behind the white fence and approaches the tire.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! The Cheat! What, you wanna get banished? Don't touch that!<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What're you standing around for, man? Don't you have, like, some of my bidding to do?<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> * This is the first appearance of [[Strongbadia|Strong Badia]].<br /> <br /> *This is one of the first times that Strong Bad has said about Diaper School<br /> <br /> == DVD Version ==<br /> *The DVD version features a hidden audio commentary by Strong Bad and Mike Chapman. It's accessable by changing the language selection on your DVD player while watching the email.<br /> <br /> == DVD Commentary Transcript ==<br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Dun dun DUUUN!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' OK, so I've been joined in the commentary booth by Strong Bad-<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Mr. SuTo.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Mr. SuTo, apparently, is his new name, so-<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Supreme Total. It's the shortness for Supreme Total.<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Oh, SuTo. Mr. SuTo. Mr. Supreme Total Strong Bad<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, remember when it used to be windy in Strong Badia all the time?<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' And the sky was always grey.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. <br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' The sky's sometimes still grey-<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Not anymore! Now- now that I've taken over, things have-<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Brightened up.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. This is before I had the Bear Shark. I just had burble- the burbly blue The Cheat. This a SHORT email!<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah, get outta here.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' OK, I'm outta here!<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail11.html watch &quot;i rule&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail11.swf view the flash file for &quot;i rule&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]<br /> [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]</div> Fri, 19 Nov 2004 22:22:02 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:i_rule http://hrwiki.org/wiki/trevor_the_vampire <p>dacheet:&#32;/* Fun Facts */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:sbemail10.PNG|thumb|How we pine for you, Trevor]]<br /> <br /> '''Strong Bad Email #10'''<br /> <br /> Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email. When he laments over the death of Trevor (the vampire), we see just how truly fragile he is.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]<br /> __FORCETOC__<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email, total man.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden <br /> Maine and I was wondering if you could teach <br /> me how to be as awesome as you. I am a <br /> vampire and&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars... or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f ''{stops typing/he sympathize with him.}'' Oh no, I get it. THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.<br /> <br /> ''{He appears in with a black background screen and shows us some memorial clips of Trevor.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hi everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit the few of my favorite Trevor memories.<br /> <br /> ''{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button to show us the memorial of Trevor on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' This is Trevor from Hampden, Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you.<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad appears on the screen again while holding the remote control.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?<br /> <br /> ''{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button to show us the memorial of Trevor on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I am a vampire and... ''{typing}'' And what? That's it?<br /> <br /> ''{He switches back while standing in front of the black background}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, we sure had some great times Trevor.<br /> <br /> ''{The computer screen appears and the following written on it: In Memoriam -Trevor-}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna miss you, bro'.<br /> <br /> ''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says &quot;Click here to e-mail strong bad&quot;, click on the text to email him.}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> *When Strong Bad says &quot;I mean what the-&quot; he types &quot;I mean what the f-&quot;. Looks like Strong Bad's trying to swear.<br /> <br /> *After Strong Bad realizes that Trevor has been killed, he says &quot;Oh Trevor, I pine for you!&quot; A similar phrase is also heard in the Trogdor game -- after you lose the game Strong Bad says &quot;Oh Trogdor... I pine for you!&quot;<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail10.html watch &quot;trevor the vampire&quot;]<br /> *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail10.swf view the flash file for &quot;trevor the vampire&quot;]<br /> <br /> {{Strong Bad Email}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Email]]<br /> [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]</div> Fri, 19 Nov 2004 21:30:13 GMT dacheet http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Talk:trevor_the_vampire