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j2n4me — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 22:17:13 GMT

j2n4me: Let it be known that on this day a fact of Fun was added.

[[Image:store screenshot.png|thumb|right|220px|We got all types of crazy crap]]
The '''Store''' is where you can buy Homestar Merchandise. They have shirts, pens and a lot of other things, too. Check it out:

== The Store ==

*'''Shirts'''-
**[[Limozeen]]
**[[Homestar Runner]]
**Homestar Running
**Homestar's Shirt
**[[Strong Bad]]
**Strong Bad's Mask (limited quantity, going out of production)
**[[Stinkoman]]
**[[Trogdor]]
**[[The Cheat]]
**[[Homsar]]
**[[Teen Girl Squad]]
**[[Crazy Go Nuts University]] (limited quantity, going out of production)
**[[Cheat Commandos]]
**[[Marshie]] (limited quantity, going out of production)
**Homestar's Duckie Shirt
**The [[StrongBadZone]] Shirt
**[[Strong Sad]]
**[[Pom Pom]]
**[[Coach Z]]'s Z
**Trogdor Polo for Biz Cas Fri from [[other days]]

*'''Floaty Pen''' - Based on the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[monster truck]]." (no longer available)

*[[Strong Bad Sings CD]]

*'''The Cheat Talking Plush Doll''' - Click "Play Demo" to play [[Kick the Cheat]] This games is similar to [http://www.homestarrunner.com/taryngame.swf The kicking game] from the [[Secret Pages]]

*'''Hoodies''' -
**The Cheat
**Strong Bad
**Homestar Runner
**Trogdor
**Teen Girl Squad

*'''Collectible Figurines''', 1st set out on July 15, 2003; 2nd set out as of June 7, 2004.
:'''Set One:''' [[Strong Sad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], and [[Coach Z]].
:'''Set Two:''' [[The King of Town]], Homestar Running, Buckethand Strong Bad (from the Strong Bad Email [[new hands]]), [[The Poopsmith]], and [[Homsar]].

*'''Messenger Bags'''-
**Homestar Runner
**The Cheat
**Strong Bad
**Trogdor

*'''Bumper Stickers''' -
**Homestar saying "Seriously."
**Trogdor the Burninator
**Teen Girl Squad
**Strong Bad saying "Everybody to the Limit!".

*'''Static Clings''' -
**Strong Bad
**The Cheat
**Homestar
**Trogdor

*'''Hats''' - Strong Bad and Homestar are each on both a beanie and a billed cap.

*'''Posters''' - Homestar and Strong Bad.

*'''DVDs''' -
**[[strongbad email.exe]]: The First 100 [[Strong Bad Email]]s 3-disc DVD set.

* And More at the whole store (click "Buy online now")

== Freebies ==
With a certain amount of money paid for something, you get a freebie, or a free piece of merchandise.

*Orders less than $25.00 - Mini-Freebie
**A free double-sided drink coaster. (Homestar on one side in red, Strong Bad on other in blue.)

*Orders $25.00 - $49.99 - Big Freebie
**A sturdy key ring with a colorful vinyl adornment displaying one of several memorable images.
***Here are a list of the keychans:
::[[Strongbadia]] [[Stop Sign]]
::[[Homestar Runner]] Star Logo
::(List more if any are known.)

*Orders $50.00 - $74.99 - Jumbo Freebie
**Free [[Strong Bad Sings CD]].

*Orders $75.00 - $99.99 - Ultimate Freebie
**A set of the Series 2 Figurines.

*Orders $100.00 or more - Ultimate Jumbo Freebie
**Both the Strong Bad Sings CD and Series 2 Figurines.

== Coming soon to a store near you! ==
According to [http://store.yahoo.com/homestarrunner/reop.html this page], independent comic book, music/video, and other specialty shops will now have an opportunity to sell H*R merchandise. Hopefully the site will have a list of such retail outlets soon.

If you search for [http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=Homestar+Runner Homestar Runner] at [http://froogle.google.com Froogle], you can see H*R products being sold at various other stores.

Homestar merchandise also turns up in the occasional issue of Previews Magazine (limited on-line version can be seen [http://previews.diamondcomics.com here]), which lists upcoming items available for purchase through local comic stores.

== Fun Facts ==
* "We have all kinds of crazy crap" echos Bubs line from "[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]".
* In case you haven't noticed, the T-Shirts arranged in the arc play like a keyboard, where Homestar sings the notes. Many are missing, however.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/store.html Visit the store]

[[Category:Special Pages]]

part-time job

j2n4me — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 21:54:05 GMT

j2n4me: Added a fun fact. Well.. a thing of interest.

[[Image:sbemail121.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's part-time job]]

'''Strong Bad Email #121'''

Strong Bad proves he does more than just write e-mails, by showing everyone his part-time job!

'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Mrs. Benedetto]]

'''Date:''' January 3rd, 2005

== Transcript ==

''{As usual, Strong Bad is in front of his Lappy, checking his e-mail. Judging from the view of the room we can see around the Lappy, he does not seem to be in his basement, as usual.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
<pre>subject: besides..
Dear Strongbad,
Do you do anything besides checking e-mails?

Sincerely, Hunter</pre>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Waudju- gighi- ikuh... What do you mean do I do anything besides checking e-mails. 'Course I freakin' do! I do everything! Always! ''{clears the screen}'' Nature walks, Meet N' Greets, Bus Chucker Club, The League of Me and The Cheat Ice Cream Socials. Shut up! I even have a part-part-part-part-very part-time job, to which I am currently 15 minutes late.

''{Cut to the lower area of Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad has apparently been checking this e-mail under Marzipan's kitchen table. Homestar walks in, and is holding a tennis ball.}''

''{Strong Bad looks around in a panicked way.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is perfect! Just perfect! I couldn't be happier with my new invention! I'll call it... the Super Question Machine!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{whispering}'' I gotta try to sneak out of here without Homestar noticing me.

''{Homestar sets his "invention" down on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta think of some kind of diversion...

''{The Cheat walks in, humming to himself, wearing a top hat entitled "Tito" and a bowtie, and holding a cane. Homestar turns around to look at him. The camera pans left. The Cheat begins doing a dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, wow! What a great new invention!

''{Strong Bad crawls out from under the table, and gives The Cheat the thumbs up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work, The Cheat!

''{He proceeds to crawl away, while The Cheat's still humming.}''

''{Cut to Bubs' empty concession stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly while peeking out from the corner}'' This is perfect! Bubs must be passed out on the floor again.

''{Strong Bad disappears behind the screen, and begins walking toward the Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Comin' in to work on time..

''{Bubs pops up from under the counter. Strong Bad lets out a short yell.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aha!

'''STRONG BAD:''' {''Yells, then stutters a little.''}

'''BUBS:''' Late again, Strong Bad. I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Quickly}'' But Mr. Bubs, I was just-

'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupts}'' Wastin' time on that email show of yours again. That mess'll never get you anywhere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes it will! You'll see! I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker.

'''BUBS:''' And I'm gonna be two times two. Now put on your uniform and get to work!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna be ''what''?

''{The screen fades out and resumes to Strong Bad wearing a combination of a sad clown and a hotdog costume in front of Bubs' stand. Strong Bad is holding a paper, and a stack of papers sits next to him.}''

''The papers all say:''

<pre>GET YOU A FREE CUP OF ICE WITH PURCHASE OF DELUXE CUP OF ICE OF EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE
BUBS' CONSESSION STAND</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! Come on down to Bubs' and get you a free cup of ice with purchase of deluxe cup of ice for equal or lesser value.

'''BUBS:''' No, no. Work it, son, work it!

''{Strong Bad begins dancing and humming.}''

'''BUBS:''' That's it, that's it! Look out for Number 1!

''{Coach Z walks in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, it's the hot dog clown! What fun!

''{Pom Pom's silhouette merges in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, take a picture of me with the hot dog clown. It'll be classic!

''{Pom Pom bubbles, and takes out a camera. A huge flash is seen, and a camera shutter sound is heard. Coach Z falls over, leaning on Strong Bad.}

''{The camera zooms in to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' Pictures with the tragiclowndog ain't free! Fifty bucks! Sixty bucks! Get back here and let me confiscate your film.
'' {The camera zooms back out to the four of them.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{running}'' Charge, Pom Pom! ''{He and Pom Pom run off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a great day at Bubs' Concession Stand! Sign up now for giving us money.

'''BUBS:''' Now isn't this better than sitting at your desk answerin' emails?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Actually I was sitting under a kitchen table this week and.. uh oh! The Lappy's probably almost out of juice! I need to get back and end this email! Uhh.. say Bubs, I'm gonna need now off. Is that cool?

'''BUBS:''' Is Strong Sad cool?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh come on.

'''BUBS:''' You know all my policies! I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay then I quit.

'''BUBS:''' Fine! But don't even think about swiping that costume!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made me buy this costume, remember?

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Right. Well then pleasure doing business with you.

''{Strong Bad runs off in the costume.}

''{We cut back to the kitchen, where The Cheat has fallen over, still humming, and Homestar is standing over him. Strong Bad crawls back in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the most amazing undersea epic ever filmed.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See, Hunter? I got all types of stuff going on. I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are. I'm like a hundredaire socialite out on the sce-

''{The Lappy powers down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great. The battery ran out. I gotta figure out a way to end this email.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

''{Cut to Mrs. Bennedetto. Strong Bad slaps a paper on it with some text and a picture of him on it.}''

<pre>yeah buddy,
i have muscles!

ps: preeeeow</pre>

''{The Paper DOES NOT come down on its own!}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on "Bus Chucker Club" to see a post-it of Strong Bad's member badge.
* Click on "preeeeow" to make [[The Paper]] come down.
* Click on the microwave's "Broast" button to see "Hundredaire Socialite magazine", featuring "The Brains Behind [[Videlectrix]]".
* Click on the "Power" button to watch an extra scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{Cut to Bubs on the Stage from [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. We see a pamphlet:}''
<pre> T H E A T E R
Dreamaway
Johnny

A Sweet 3-Acter
Directed by Strong Bad
Starring:
Strong Bad and Buh-hubs, man</pre>

''{The pamphlet zooms out. We see Bubs is standing in front of a cut-out of his stand reading MR LEGARM'S Bubs Stand. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''BUBS AS MR. LEGARM:''' Well look who decided to show up. Fifth time this week, Johnny.

'''STRONG BAD AS JOHNNY:''' Oh I'm sorry Mr. Legarm. Honest I am! I just-

'''MR. LEGARM:''' ''{interrupting}'' You just what? Lost track of time?

'''JOHNNY:''' Yes sir. Only I wouldn't have to worry about that if I could just get the Johnny-Tron working.

'''MR. LEGARM:''' You still wastin' time workin' on that time machine, Johnny? That's a pipe dream, son! Your future's here at the shop. Now sweep up! I got customers to tend to.

'''JOHNNY:''' You'll see. Someday... someday...

''{Music starts, and a spotlight goes over to Strong Bad.}''

'''JOHNNY:''' ''{singing}'' When all my dreams come.. truuuuuuuuue.

''{The audience claps; the curtain closes.}''

== Fun Facts ==
* Broasting is a style of cooking popular in the American Midwest. A [http://www.broaster.com Broaster] is basically a pressure deepfryer for cooking battered chicken.
*'Broast' and 'Boil' are also a play on the 'Roast' and 'Broil' buttons that exist in some ovens.
*The "Hundredaire Socialite magazine" easter egg features the familiar faces of [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike and Matt Chapman]]; the photo is from [[Peasant's Quest Preview]].
* The tragiclowndog's tie points upwards, like [[Wikipedia:Dilbert| Dilbert]]'s.
===Other things of interest ===
*Bubs has apparently discontinued his "free weekly spamvertisements" from [[unused emails]], from which Strong Bad was making $1250 (5000 emails x a quarter each) every time he sold a disk of addresses.
*Notice Bubs' promotion is the opposite of what would be sensible: You get can get two cups of ice while paying only for the one that costs less or the same. This is the same kind of logic which allows [[The King of Town]] to have "earned a free combo meal by purchasing one of equal or lesser value".
*You can still make the circles appear on the LCD screen when the power shuts off.
*You can keep clicking on "preeow" to make the Paper come down again and again.
*"What do you mean do I do anything besides checking e-mails" is a question and Strong Bad didn't use a question mark. (Which frankly is pretty disappointing, considering the vocal work done on the grammar songs in [[local news]].)
*In the easter egg, Strong Bad sings two notes at the same time on the word "true."
*"Hundredaire" was also used in the email "[[suntan]]," where Strong Bad said it twice
* "preeeeow" is what Strong Bad says in [[autobiography]] and [[haircut]], when attempting to prompt the printer to print out [[The Paper]].
*"The League of Me and the Cheat Ice-Cream Socials" is probably a play on the League of Women Voters Ice Cream Socials.
*The confused sounds Strong Bad makes at the beginning of the cartoon are almost idenyical to the ones he utters near the end of [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*Bubs' saying "Watch out for number 1" could be a reference to [[Dancin' Bubs]], where in the first move for the legs, Bubs does a move similar to Strong Bad's dance.

== Glitches ==
* After watching the "Power easter egg, " the paper comes down even though you haven't clicked on preeeow.
*When you view the "Broast easter egg, " you can still press the preeeow button

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail121.html view "part-time job"]<br>
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail121.swf view the flash file for "part-time job"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1652 forum thread re: part-time job]
{{Strong Bad Email}}
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User:j2n4me

j2n4me — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 23:43:43 GMT

j2n4me:

Hi. I'm j2.

I do stuff here. But I don't get credited that often because I keep timing out. :(

I did the transcript for [[part-time job]]. Well I did all of it, but I combined it with what was already posted. Be proud of me. And I did the other transcript on that email as well. Tis the pride of the '''me'''-ches.

And I did some random stuff... like punctuation and spelling correction, the [[King of Town Decemberween)]], and the old version of the VCR. That's me. BE PROUD.

part-time job

j2n4me — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 23:41:21 GMT

j2n4me: /* Easter Eggs */

[[Image:sbemail121.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad's part-time job]]

'''Strong Bad Email #121'''

Strong Bad proves he does more than just write e-mails, by showing everyone his part-time job!

'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]

'''Date:''' January 3rd, 2005

== Transcript ==

''{As usual, Strong Bad is in front of his Lappy, checking his e-mail. He does not seem to be in his basement, as he usually is.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
<pre>subject: besides..
Dear Strongbad,
Do you do anything besides checking e-mails?

Sincerely, Hunter</pre>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Waudju- gighi- ikuh... What do you mean do I do anything besides checking e-mails. 'Course I freakin' do! I do everything! Always! ''{clears the screen}'' Nature walks, Meet N' Greets, Bus Chucker Club, The League of Me and The Cheat Ice Cream Socials. Shut up! I even have a part-part-part-part-very part-time job, to which I am currently 15 minutes late.

''{Cut to the lower area of Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad has apparently been checking this e-mail under Marzipan's kitchen desk. Homestar walks in, and is holding a tennis ball.}''

''{Strong Bad looks around in a panicked way.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is perfect! Just perfect! I couldn't be happier with my new invention! I'll call it... the Super Question Machine!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{whispering}'' I gotta try to sneak out of here without Homestar noticing me.

''{Homestar sets his "invention" down on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta think of some kind of diversion...

''{The Cheat walks in, humming to himself, wearing a top hat entitled "Tito" and a bowtie, and holding a cane. Homestar turns around to look at him. The camera pans left. The Cheat begins doing a dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, wow! What a great new invention!

''{Strong Bad crawls out from under the table, and gives The Cheat the thumbs up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work, The Cheat!

''{He proceeds to crawl away, while The Cheat's still humming.}''

''{Cut to Bubs' empty concession stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly while peeking out from the corner}'' This is perfect! Bubs must be passed out on the floor again.

''{Strong Bad disappears behind the screen, and begins walking toward the Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Comin' in to work on time..

''{Bubs pops up from under the counter. Strong Bad lets out a short yell.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aha!

'''STRONG BAD:''' {''Yells, then stutters a little.''}

'''BUBS:''' Late again, Strong Bad. I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Quickly}'' But Mr. Bubs, I was just-

'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupts}'' Wastin' time on that email show of yours again. That mess'll never get you anywhere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes it will! You'll see! I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker.

'''BUBS:''' And I'm gonna be two times two. Now put on your uniform and get to work!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna be ''what''?

''{The screen fades out and resumes to Strong Bad in a hot dog costume, which has been combined with a clown's in front of Bubs' stand. Strong Bad is holding a paper, and a stack of papers sits next to him.}''

''The papers all say:''

<pre>GET YOU A FREE CUP OF ICE WITH PURCHASE OF DELUXE CUP OF ICE OF EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE
BUBS' CONSESSION STAND</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! Come on down to Bubs' and get you a free cup of ice with purchase of deluxe cup of ice for equal or lesser value.

'''BUBS:''' No, no. Work it, son, work it!

''{Strong Bad begins dancing and humming.}''

'''BUBS:''' That's it, that's it! Look out for Number 1!

''{Coach Z walks in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, it's the hot dog clown! What fun!

''{Pom Pom's silhouette merges in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, take a picture of me with the hot dog clown. It'll be classic!

''{Pom Pom bubbles, and takes out a camera. A huge flash is seen, and a camera shutter sound is heard. Coach Z falls over, leaning on Strong Bad.}

''{The camera zooms in to Bubs.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Pictures with the hot dog clown ain't free! Fifty bucks! Sixty bucks! Get back here and let me confiscate your film.
'' {The camera zooms back out to the four of them.''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{running}'' Charge, Pom Pom! ''{He and Pom Pom run off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a great day at Bubs' Concession Stand! Sign up now for giving us money.

'''BUBS:''' Now isn't this better than sitting at your desk answerin' emails?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Actually I was sitting under a kitchen table this week and.. uh oh! The Lappy's almost out of juice! I need to get back and end this email! Uhh.. say Bubs, I'm gonna need now off. Is that cool?

'''BUBS:''' Is Strong Sad cool?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh come on.

'''BUBS:''' You know all my policies! I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay then I quit.

'''BUBS:''' Fine! But don't even think about swiping that costume!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made me buy this costume, remember?

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Right. Well then pleasure doing business with you.

''{Strong Bad runs off in the costume.}

''{We cut back to the kitchen, where The Cheat has fallen over, still humming, and Homestar is standing over him. Strong Bad crawls back in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the most amazing undersea epic ever filmed.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See, Hunter? I got all types of stuff going on. I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are. I'm like a hundredaire socialite out on the sce-

''{The Lappy powers down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great. The battery ran out. I gotta figure out a way to end this email.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

''{Cut to [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]. Strong Bad slaps a paper on it with some text and a picture of him on it.}''

<pre>yeah buddy,
i have muscles!

ps: preeeeow</pre>

''{The Paper DOES NOT come down on its own!}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on "Bus Chucker Club" to see a post-it of Strong Bad's member badge.
* Click on "preeeow" to make [[The Paper]] come down.
* Click on Broast to see "Hundredaire Socialite magazine"
* Click on Power to watch an extra scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.
----
'''EXTRA SCENE TRANSCRIPT'''
''Cut to Bubs on the Stage from [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. We see a pamphlet:''
<pre> T H E A T E R
Dreamaway
Johnny

A Sweet 3-Acter
Directed by Strong Bad
Starring:
Strong Bad and Buh-hubs, man</pre>

''The pamphlet zooms out. We see Bubs is standing in front of a cut-out of his stand reading MR LEGARM'S Bubs Stand. Strong Bad walks in.''

'''BUBS AS MR. LEGARM:''' Well look who decided to show up. Fifth time this week, Johnny.

'''STRONG BAD AS JOHNNY:''' Oh I'm sorry Mr. Legarm. Honest I am! I just-

'''MR. LEGARM:''' ''{interrupting}'' You just what? Lost track of time?

'''JOHNNY:''' Yes sir. Only I wouldn't have to worry about that if I could just get the Johnny-Tron working.

'''MR. LEGARM:''' You still wastin' time workin' on that time machine, Johnny? That's a pipe dream, son! Your future's here at the shop. Now sweep up! I got customers to tend to.

'''JOHNNY:''' You'll see. Someday... someday...

''{Music starts, and a spotlight goes over to Strong Bad.}''

'''JOHNNY:''' ''{singing}'' When all my dreams come.. truuuuuuuuue.

''{The audience claps; the curtain closes.}''

== Fun Facts ==
* "preeeow" is what Strong Bad says in [[autobiography]], when attempting to prompt the printer to print the e-mail. He says (and types) it again to do the same in [[haircut]].
*"What do you mean do I do anything besides checking e-mails" is a question and Strong Bad didn't use a question mark.
* The paper Strong Bad is holding at his job actually says "Get you a free cup of ice with purchase of deluxe cup of ice of equal or lesser value. Bubs' Concession Stand"

== Glitches ==
* After watching the "Power easter egg, " the paper comes down even though you haven't clicked on preeeow.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail121.html view "part-time job"]<br>
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail121.swf view the flash file for "part-time job"]

[[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]]

User:j2n4me

j2n4me — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 23:17:22 GMT

j2n4me: I rock.

Hi. I'm j2.

I do stuff here. But I don't get credited that often because I keep timing out. :(

I did the transcript for [[part-time job]]. Well I did all of it, but I combined it with what was already posted. Be proud of me.

And I did some random stuff... like punctuation and spelling correction, the [[King of Town Decemberween)]], and the old version of the VCR. That's me. BE PROUD.

The VCR

j2n4me — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 22:25:58 GMT

j2n4me: Added info on the older version of the VCR

With the name of '''"XL ProTime VHS/VCR Player"''', this is the brand of Video Cassette Recorder that appears in various [[Toons|toons]], first believed to have been seen in [[12:00|Strong Bad Email #30]]. More of an inside joke is the way the mechanical problems are shown (Tracking Problems, vertical rainbow visible, and probably the most obvious: that ubiquitous '''blinking 12:00''')
[[Image:VCR.PNG|thumb|center|450px|The VCR]]

'''The Older VCR'''
[[Image:HR_vrc_OLD.png|thumb|VHS Totaltronics]]
The Strong's VCR originally appeared as a top-loading VCR with a wooden look. First seen on the email [[stand-up]], the Totaltronics VHS shares the blinking 12:00 with the more modern version.

==Appearances==

* [[Characters]] page
* Email [[12:00]] (Bubs duct tapes an alarm clock to it to display correct time.)
* Email [[dangeresque 3]] (Strong Bad uses it as a car phone to talk to [[Renaldo]].)
* Email [[the facts]] (plays "Doug the Dino" by [[Strong Mad]].)
* Email [[stand-up]] (Strong Sad shows us Little Strong Bad's comedy act.)


[[Category: Items]]

Homestar Presents: Presents

j2n4me — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 22:01:21 GMT

j2n4me: Fixed grammar in fun facts

[[Image:xmas2004.png|thumb| Naked somehow. ]]

Homestar does some ''very'' last-minute [[Decemberween]] shopping.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Tony Stony]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homsar]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Pom Pom]] (Easter Egg), [[The King of Town]] (Easter Egg), [[The Poopsmith]] (Easter Egg)

'''Page Title:''' White and Drifted Snow, Yo!

'''Date:''' December 20, 2004

== Transcript ==
''{Wintery music plays as the camera zooms in on Homestar's clock; it flips from 9:59 to 10:00. Cut to Homestar Runner in bed yawning. Homestar sits up and looks out the window, and the music stops with a record scratch. It's the middle of the night.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! ''{cut to outside Homestar's window looking in}'' I set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again!

''{cut back to inside the bedroom}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!

''{Another record scratch as the camera focuses on a page-a-day calendar, which reads "Dec. 25 - 'The D'Ween, yo.'"}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! It's Decemberween already!

''{Homestar jumps out of bed and runs off, and we hear the sound of him smacking into something.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! I ran into the door!

''{Homestar gets up and runs off again. The camera shakes to banging noises offscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dryly}'' Oh crap, I fell down the stairs.

''{Cut to outside Homestar's house. A naked, pixelated Homestar leaps out and looks around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sighing}'' And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.

''{Homestar looks up at the snow.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{happily}'' Ooh, but it ''is'' snowing.

''{Cut back to the calendar, over which the cartoon title appears, then to a field view with the the title "Blah blah blah - The Brothers Chaps," then to the side of Bubs' Decemberween-decorated concession stand and the title "Vocal Styles by Missy & Matt," and then finally to the Strongs' living room with the title "Here we go."}''

''{In the Strongs' living room, a Capsela set and present wrappings are on the floor. Strong Mad is on the couch wearing a green Decemberween sweater with snowflakes on it. He's happily tossing a large rock with a winking face drawn on it and a red ribbon up in the air and catching it.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY! ''{holding the rock in front of his face}'' NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!

''{The camera pans over to reveal Strong Bad playing with an extending claw toy in front of a box labelled "Grabbo Arm."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing is awesome. The Grabbo Arm demands respect. ''{to Strong Mad}'' I'd like to see somebody front on this. ''{calling}'' Hey, The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{off-camera}'' Meh?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Grab ahold of that egg nog.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{off-camera} {"Okay" noise}''

''{The Cheat yelps as Strong Bad extends the Grabbo Arm, grabs him, and pulls him onscreen. He's wearing a red nose and antlers and holding a glass of egg nog.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, man.

''{Cut to outside, where Homsar is waving a paintbrush, standing next to a Salvation Army-like red pail with a sign over it reading "Baked Beans." The paintbrush rings like a bell. Homestar runs by, then skids to a stop in the snow and turns around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Listen up, shortstop. I need some presents.

'''HOMSAR:''' Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm, I don't know what any of that means, but I will make use of your complimentary spit bucket. Ahct-poo!

''{Homestar spits into the bucket and runs off.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' You're a real state trooper.

''{Homestar runs across the countryside in silhouette, then to Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' Bubs I need to buy everyone and their brother a Decemberween present! ''{panting}''

'''BUBS:''' Running a little late, aren't we Homestar?

''{Zoom in on Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got an hour and forty-five minutes. What do you got?

'''BUBS:''' ''{motioning to his left}'' Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the aught-five crap!

''{Homestar walks over to the box, clearly labelled "aught four crap," and kneels down. The camera switches to inside the box looking out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, what do we got here? ''{pulls out electrical tape}'' Electrical tape? Pom Pom loves electrical tape. What else, what else? ''{pulls out a steak knife}'' Ohh, rusty steak knife. That's got Coach Z written all over it.

''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z is sitting on the bench in front of a TV dinner on a tray.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh, salisbury steak. Ring ring! ''{Picks up a phone with frayed wires, not attached to anything}'' Hellor? Ooh, Mom! Well, a very cheery Decemberween to you too! ''{shakes his head}'' Oh, Dad, it's you. Sorry about that. Yes, sir, I cooked a turkey, with the gravied yams and stuffinged ham. No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in.

''{The lights suddenly go out.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Aww, crackles. ''{Dejectedly}'' I forgot to pay my bills again this year...

''{Cut back to the concession stand. Homestar pulls out a banana with an arrow through it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, check this out. For the Poopsmith who has everything...!

'''BUBS:''' You give me anything in that box, you'll be gettin' a kick in the skull with a ribbon on it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right. Ribbons. Bubs loves ribbons. Lessee... Strong Sad. Don't need to worry about Strong Sad.

''{Cut to an old fashioned bathtub with chains holding the boards covering the top in place.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing, from locked inside the tub}'' One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher!

''{Cut to Marzipan's house, where she is sitting on the couch sporting Decemberween lights in her hair.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' If Homestar doesn't get here soon with my present, I'm gonna cook his goose.

''{Homestar runs in and trips, falling flat on his face in front of Marzipan. He gets up in a daze and hands Marzipan a wrapped present.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{groggily}'' Happy Decemberween, Marzi-man.

''{Homestar falls back on the floor and Marzipan opens the present.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{sounding disappointed}'' Wire cutters...?

''{Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Foolish Homestar. Decemberween is not about getting people presents. It's about getting people ''good'' presents! ''Good presents!'' Not this last-minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{interrupting}'' Oh, Homestar, it's perfect!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It is? ''{Homestar shakes his head a few times in disbelief of his blind luck}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is just what I need to free the baby seals from the crab traps down at the wharfs. ''{Marzipan walks off, singing to herself}'' Free the baby seals...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, shut my mouth.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well well, Strong-o Bad-o. Looks like the ol' captain of the team still has what it takes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{brandishing his Grabbo Arm}'' Oh yeah? Well, the Grabbo Arm has what it takes, ''{extends the arm}'' and what it takes is Marzipan's purse.

''{The Grabbo Arm comes back with Marzipan's purse.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No skin off my back.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks! Have a nice last seven minutes of Decemberween, Homestar. ''{pokes Homestar with Marzipan's purse}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{increduously}'' There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?! Oh, crap! I forgot to get everyone presents!

''{Homestar runs off again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, it goes on and on like this.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-camera}'' Oh, crap! There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?!

''{Homestar Runner runs back behind Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously. Like until New Year's.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-camera}'' Oh, crap! there's only seven minutes left...

''{scene fades to black.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't know we had any wharfs.

''{The camera returns to Homestar's clock, which displays the number of minutes remaining until Decemberween/Christmas ends. The back button appears.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Homestar's Clock" at the end to see what happened to the three main characters left out of this toon.
:''{The King of Town, the Poopsmith, and Pom-Pom sit around a table in what is probably the King of Town's castle, two cans labeled "gravied yams" and "stuffinged ham" on the table. On the wall behind them is a sign that reads, "Left Out Characters' Support Group & Buffet."}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Pass the gravied yams, please. And don't bogart that stuffinged ham neither!

== Fun Facts ==
*The toy on the floor in the Strongs' living room is a [http://www.constructiontoys.com/store/capsela.php Capsela] set, a module-based construction set which can be used to make portable fans, real floating boats, all manner of wheel and caterpillar-driven vehicles, and even remote-controlled robots. It appears as though their set in particular was used to make a boat (the "balloon" capsules on the bottom are a dead giveaway).
*Strong Sad being locked in the bathtub is a reference to [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], when he says that's what his brothers do to him every Decemberween.
*The song Strong Sad sings in the bathtub is "One Night in Bangkok," which is from the musical ''Chess''. It became a number one hit for Murray Head in 1984, and was composed and written by Benny Andersson and Bj�rn Ulvaeus of ABBA and Tim Rice. However, the lyric he sings was not part of the original song: the similar line is, "One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble."
*At the end, [[Homestar's Clock]] shows how many minutes are left of Decemberween. The clock runs on your computer's clock and counts down to midnight on December 26. If the time runs out, the clock reads "It's Over," then starts over from 525,600 minutes left. (525,600 minutes is 365 days.) You can also force it to say "It's Over" if you right-click on the toon and pick "Play" from the menu (only works if viewing the Flash file directly).
**Actually (unless I am seeing things wrong), there are only five digits for the minutes and two digits for the seconds, so the clock can't reset to 525,600. Also, as of January 1, 2005, the clock counted down to 11:59:59 on January 26, 2005, so the program for the countdown is pretty mysterious. (The countdown uses your computer's date and time settings, so you can change those around in order to experiment with the countdown.)
*The outside of [[Homestar's House]] in the Decemberween toons looks nothing like the outside of his house in the other toons. Here and in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], the house has white paneling, unlike his usual red with white polka-dotted house. This one most resembles the house pictured in [[Three Times Halloween Funjob]].

=== Other Things of Interest ===
*Homestar has somehow got cinnamon on his face again. He doesn't have to shave according to the [[caper]] Easter egg.
*The Cheat is dressed as Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
*This is one of the very few times when we see the inside of Homestar's house, and the first time we see his bedroom. The others are [[radio]] and [[caper]], and a very brief part of the [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]]
*This episode marks Homsar's first appearance in a Decemberween 'toon.
*Strong Mad's rock is a reference to "pet rocks" which were popular in the mid-70's.
*It's odd that [[Homestar]]'s tear-away calendar says it's the 25th, considering he went to bed on the 24th. Then again, he could have changed it before going to sleep and forgot.
*Apparently [[Free Country, USA]] has wharfs, although Strong Bad didn't know this either, despite him appearing in a boat in both [[lures & jigs]] and [[montage]].
*The sound quality is higher than normal, resulting in crisper sound compared to other toons on the site.
*This is the first main Decemberween toon that does not end in a multi-character holiday greeting.
*Homestar's comment to Strong Bad referring to himself as the "ol' captain of the team" is also referenced in TBC's interview with [http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,59261,00.html Wired]
*The King of Town is the only main character not even mentioned in the main toon.
**Although the scene with Strong Sad locked in the bathtub lasts about six seconds, he is not actually seen at all.
*Unless there are things we can't see, every question Coach Z answers on the phone is false.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas04.html watch "Homestar Presents: Presents"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas04_mx.swf view the flash file for "Homestar Presents: Presents"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1544 forum thread re: "Decemberween Toon"]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Homsar Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

Homestar Runner's House

j2n4me — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:49:31 GMT

j2n4me: Added info on the white table, we have one at my house looking similar to it. Link coming later after I take a picture.

==Exterior==
[[Image:Outside_Homestars_House.PNG|left|thumb|Homestar's normal house]]
[[Image:reddestradish.png|thumb|Homestar's Hut]]
[[Image:homesarshouse_cubed.PNG|thumb|Homestar's Cube]]
In [[The Reddest Radish]], and [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search of the Yello Dello]], '''Homestar's House''' is cartoonish red hut with white spots, but in the [[Decemberween]] toons [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] and [[Homestar presents: Presents]], his house is a normal suburban house with yellow siding. So, unless he's moved (or has more than one house), what the outside of Homestar's house really looks like remains a mystery.
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==Interior==
[[Image:sbemail68.PNG|left|thumb|Inside Homestar's Living Room]]
[[Image:house_in_radio.jpg|right|thumb|Another view of Homestar's Living Room]]
We first saw the inside of his house in the email [[caper]], when [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] broke into it. It has since been seen in the email [[radio]] and [[Homestar presents: Presents]]. The living room has green walls and pictures of himself through the years. Homestar's white table with the sliding doors is similar to one sold by Ikea. It also has a cow lamp which The Cheat broke in [[caper]], but it was repaired and seen again in [[radio]].
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==Bedroom==
[[Image:homestars_bedroom.PNG|thumb|And the floor is pretty comfy, too.]]
Homestar's bedroom, first seen in [[Homestar presents: Presents]], has maroon walls, a window, Homestar's bed (the mattress of which appears to be bare), and an alarm clock/radio labeled "Homestar's clock" on a dresser. Homestar's room is up a flight of stairs, so it's probably on the second floor.

[[Category: Places]]

studying

j2n4me — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 05:10:15 GMT

j2n4me: Added Bookazon link.

[[Image:sbemail17.PNG|thumb|Heading to Roy's girlfriend's house]]

'''Strong Bad Email #17'''

Roy asks Strong Bad what to do about his girlfriend, who keeps interrupting him while he's studying.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Electronic mail!

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?

Crapfully yours,
Roy</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, well! I think I might have a little piece of advice for you, Roy. Close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!! ''{clears screen}'' I mean, this girl obviously has the hots for you man. Why do you think she's calling you? I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base. So unless you're studying a book called "This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base", I suggest you hightail it over to your girlfriend's house ASAP, man! ''{clears screen}'' And also, send me a copy of that book. It sounds pretty good. You know what...scratch that. You keep studying Roy, I'm going over to your girlfriend's house.

''{He walks away from the computer and a few seconds later he returns back}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I forgot. I don't know her name or where she lives, but your girlfriend still loves me, Roy.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "[http://www.homestarrunner.com/amazon.html This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]" in red to see the amazon.com spoof page for the book by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]]. (For some reason, the link to this stays up even after the e-mail is over; just click the area where it was before. The blue shield type thing inbetween his eyes will work.)

*A little after Strong Bad leaves he comes back with a little more to say.

== DVD Version ==
The DVD Version has the Bookazon.com site as a video Easter Egg (accessable by clicking the hidden Strong Bad head near the bottom of the Tandy's screen).

The Easter Egg looks different than it does on the site. Among the differences are:

*The site is now named bookazon.egg
*The tabs now read "WELCOME," "STORE," "BOOKS," "VIDELECTRIX," "BVD," "CRAIG," "PRODUKTS," and "AB-ABBERS"
*Two of the advertisements from [[Under Construction]] (the ones for Affordable Hosting and Spam Free Living) now adorn the right side of the screen.
*As well, the Purchase button section now reads "BUYIN' TIME? BUY THIS JUNK NOW?"

Strong Bad also gives his reading of the site, as transcribed below.

===Transcript===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base, by Lem Sportsinterviews. Oh, and there's some reviews! "Better than 4th base even?!?" by Tempe Sam. Uhh, let's see what Tempe Sam says. ''{Strong Bad reads the review exactly as written}''

<pre>
I'm read this book! Twize! It had more chapters than any book I've
ever read! Which was my favourite? I dunno. I only read wan. But
it got me where I needed to be. The restroom. When I'm done read
this book I plan to ride my own. I call it "Leftover Sam and the
Leftover Sam Book. Will you by it?!
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Well, after reading your review, Tempe Sam, I'm thinkin'... no.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail17.html watch "studying"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail17.swf view the flash file for "studying"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/amazon.html see the Bookazon page for This Book Is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly 3rd Base]
{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

Labor Dabor

j2n4me — Tue, 16 Nov 2004 03:26:54 GMT

j2n4me: Added a fun fact.

[[Image:todaybor.PNG|thumb|"What's the big idea workin' on Labors Day?"]]

[[Homestar Runner]] makes sure that [[The Cheat]] won't work on Labor Day.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[The Cheat]], Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], Puppet [[Frank Bennedetto]]

== Transcript ==
''{Ten chickens are assembled like bowling pins. A bowling ball strikes all of them with an explosion sound and "Hit 'em!" appears on screen. Shows that it is actually The Cheat making a movie. The screen in front of The Cheat shows a farmer say stee-rike in a speech bubble.}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{runs in''}. Alright yellow man! ''{hits The Cheat with wooden spoon}'' What's the big idea workin' on Labors Day?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Third-style Private Bennedetto and I are out making sure nobody or their brother does any type of work at all today!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Stand down, citizen. You wanna have to give me five bucks?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something in inqusitive voice}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Todaybor Day is a Labor Day! Say it with me now, on three! Once, twice, three!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{with The Cheat saying it with him}'' ''{banner appears reading Todaybor Day is Labor Day!}'' Todaybor Day is a Labor-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Bennedetto starts popping some popcorn, surprising Homestar and The Cheat}'' Woh! Wah! Bennedetto! Did you get ahold of some bad corn-style rations? Keep that mess down, soldier! Keep it down! Crap! Crap! No! The Cheat, run for your life!

''{"Happy Labor Day!!" appears on a blue screen with some popcorn. Cut back to Homestar, The Cheat, and Bennedetto}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Eating some popcorn}'' Hey, this stuff's pretty good! Nice upchuck, Bennedetto!

''{"Ended." appears on red background with some popcorn}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing, voiceover}'' Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is a Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Come on everybody it's Labor Day! Come on everybody it's a Labor Day!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on different popcorn at the end to see some bowling animations by The Cheat. (You can't click on them until [[Homestar Runner]] is done with his little tune) There are five in all.

==Fun Facts==
*Homestar's wooden spoon is drawn in; it would be hard to make it float in midair in front of homestar for real.
*Frank, presumed dead ([[army]]), is now revealed to be alive.
*This toon was called Labor Day when it originally premiered.
*Homestar's saying 'up-chuck' may be a reference to [[A Decemberween Pageant]], where he tells Coach Z that Strong Sad may be 'up-chucking'.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/laborday.swf watch "Labor Dabor"]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]
[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

General Tso's Chicken

j2n4me — Tue, 21 Sep 2004 02:07:07 GMT

j2n4me: Added a sighting.

[[Image:General_Chicken.JPG]]

'''General Tso's Chicken''' was first seen in [[ghosts]]. Strong Bad and The Cheat are searching [[Strongbadia]] and find a rotten carton of Chinese food discarded by The Cheat. They think it is possessed, but it turns out it's just grody and rotten.

General Tso's Chicken is also [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Tso%27s_chicken a real-world chicken dish] that is staggeringly popular in today's American Chinese restaurants.

==Complete Filmography==
*Email: [[ghosts]]
*Email: [[theme park]]
*Game: [[Awexome Cross]]

2 emails

j2n4me — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 22:12:02 GMT

j2n4me: Some kinda small yet awesome details

== Screenshot ==
http://img76.photobucket.com/albums/v231/djadious/blendah.jpg

== Summary ==
'''Strong Bad Email #71'''

Jimmy from MN asks [[Strong Bad]] to do 2 emails. Then Dave Nienaber ask [[Strong Bad]] what he would do with a time machine.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Strong Bad]] (easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.

''{reading}''

Hey Strong Bad,
I think that you should do more e-mails every week. Like two. Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun. ''{stops reading}'' Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum! ''{continues reading}''

Jimmy, MN ''{Strong Bad says "Minini"}''

''{typing}'' Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week. ''{stops typing, long pause}'' Number two.

''{reading}''

Hey Strong Bad,
If you could time travel, what period in time would you travel to?

Dave Nienaber
Antioch, IL

''{typing}'' Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards." ''{a logo flashes on screen saying "Ladies' Choice Awards" and a little ditty of music plays}'' About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly. But, since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.

''{After a few seconds, everything starts going in fast-forward. We only get brief glimpses of all the stuff that happens as Strong Bad forwards ahead, and we stop the fast-forward on a screen that's typed: "Now, On to the ladies!!!" Cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Strong Sad awaitng the females, with balloons and banners and nametags. However, there are no ladies to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?

'''BUBS:''' You said there'd be the ladies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...and into, like...a bottomless pit. Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot--

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good! So their bus is okay.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!

'''COACH Z:''' Hey guys, check it out! ''{puts a nametag on}'' I'm hot girl number 37!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.

'''COACH Z:''' No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Auuuuuuuuuuugh! ''{starts walking off}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{humming}'' Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WANT ACTION!

''{The same ditty that played before plays again, except the caption this time is "No Ladies Showed Up!" Meanwhile, back at Compy...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone ''back'' in time to where I ''know'' I'm awesome. But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out. Umm... Backwards.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*In the beginning when Strong Bad mentions "gum" you can click on the words, "double the fun" to see Strong Bad's new gum!
*Before the "Fast Forward" you can click on "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards" to bring up the goofy event logo.
*At the end you can click on the word "Backwards" to see a goofy "backwards "Backwards" logo.
*Also at the end you can click on the word "back" (The "back" in the email! not the "back" to go back to the menu!) to see an easter egg featuring The Strong Bad.

== Fun Facts ==

=== Events During the Fast Forward ===
*Strong Bad writes a BASIC program. He can code!

10 print"STRONG BAD IS COOL!"
20 goto 10
30 end

The screen fills with "STRONG BAD IS COOL!"
*He is also seen with the drink from [[interview]], a Thai iced tea.
*Strong Bad plays with his Peanut he formed in [[action figure]].
*Strong Bad's computer asks him if he want's to fight, so he punches it.
*In the middle of the Fast Forward Strong Bad gets a letter from Danny asking what he thinks about Delaware. Does this mean that there are 3 emails today? The email then gets [[DELETED!]]!!
*Strong Bad sticks a post-it note on his 'puter that says "Van Buren."
*Strong Bad starts looking at the camera.
*Strong Bad stands up in front of the computer.
*Homestar Runner sits down and writes "Hey Strong Bad, I built a time machine by putting a Gameboy in a blender. I used your blender and also your Gameboy. I will go into the future and buy you new ones."
*Strong Bad types "Only a few minutes left. I think I can hear some of the ladies giggling and saying how they like me and stuff. Or maybe that's just [[The Cheat]]."
*Strong Bad plays a game called "[[Pigs on Head]]," later made into a game by [[Videlectrix]] (He gets a Score of 1,200 on level 8)
*Strong Bad puts on a Sombrero
*Strong Bad types "Now, on to the ladies!!!"

=== The Nametags ===
Most start with "Hello, my name is hot girl #" Except for some:
*48
*v2.14
*4077 (hot lips instead of hot girl, a reference to the tv show M*A*S*H. Hot lips was a character and the hospital was number 4077)
*00
*18
*7 (no space between "hot" and "girl")
*Sue
*40
*2
*8 (no space)
*13
*X6 (reference to the email [[japanese cartoon]])
*37
*26c
*26

=== Other Fun Facts ===
*The third line in Strong Bad's BASIC program is pointless because the second line will make the program display "Strong Bad is cool" an infinite number of times. The program will never reach the "end" command, so it doesn't need to be there.
*The 'Welcome' sign is misspelled. (See [[Inside Jokes]])
*The post-it note with '[[Van Buren]]' on it is most likely a crude drawing of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Van_Buren Martin Van Buren]], the 8th president of the United States.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail71.html watch "2 emails"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail71.swf view the flash file]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]

dullard

j2n4me — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 21:42:53 GMT

j2n4me: Punctuation correction ;P

== Screenshot ==

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon3/sbemail37.png

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #37'''

Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Mmmmm... fresh emails...

<pre>Strong Bad,
How do I deal with the office dullard?
Jason</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm glad you came to me, Jason. The office dullard is a clever foe. But there are ways you can beat him. Here are a few of my tried and true methods.

=== Method 1 ===

''{Strong Bad is sitting and typing in an office. Homestar Runner comes and stands behind him.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey man, what's up? Good time, bad time...

''{Strong Bad reaches out very quick to his phone and pretends to speak in it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes... as you know I'm still here, yes. Working hard. I've been synergizing all morning. ''{He turns his head to Homestar and whispers.}'' I'm not going to be able to talk right now, man. ''{Homestar opens his mouth, nods his head and walks away and Strong Bad turns back to his "phone call"}'' Right... Yes... Multi-tasking.

=== Method 2 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Once I finish my second one, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something and then I'll head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of reps a piece, and then one...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Psssh! ''{Strong Bad raises one hand up against Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, so how much can you bench?

=== Method 3 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, did you catch last night's episode of popular reality show? Yeah, no, you missed a good one, man, you missed a good one. They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean, it was... you should have watched it. You definitely should have watched it. Should have watched it! I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, I'm going ta be talkin' about this one for a while. ''{Strong Bad leaves his seat and walks away and Homestar Runner turns his head towards Strong Bad's direction.}'' Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now, oh, alright, later. Cool.

=== Method 4 ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So the next thing I know...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fredrickson from accounting comes up, puts his...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeaah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...mail on the desk, I'm like, "Hey man, the mailroom is...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...that-a-way," you know, so I sent out a memo...

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeaaah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...to everybody.

'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah... yeah... oh yeah... ''{Homestar Runner stops talking while Strong Bad keeps on saying "Yeah". Homestar Runner walks away.}'' yep... mmhmm...

''{Back to Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go, Jason. One of those ways should work. Though it couldn't hurt to steal his lunch from the break room fridge everyday. ''{stops typing}'' Mmmmm... Hot Pockets.
''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*You can click on the comic in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a close-up of it. The comic is an almost exact replica of a Dilbert comic strip, except with "It's Five" instead of the original "It's Monday."

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail37.html watch "dullard"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail37.swf watch "dullard" in fullscreen]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

the facts

j2n4me — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 21:40:38 GMT

j2n4me: Added a Fun Fact.

== Summary ==
Strong Bad tells Jess G. why Strong Mad can't have his own cartoon.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail..
''{Strong Bad reads the email out loud}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

I was just wondering, why doesn't
Strong Mad have his own cartoon.

Your fan,
Jess G. OH</pre>

''{He pronounces "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dah Sto Bo" and "Jess G. OH" as "Jess... Goh!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {typing} Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:

''{A grid appears on the screen and lines "scan" across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says "Fact 1:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language. ''{"Tenuous grasp of the English language" appears on the screen.}'' For exampleh:

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh.. what's my favorite movie?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' GARBLEDINA!

''{Cut back to the screen where it says "Fact 2:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: "Garbledina". ''{'Garbledina' appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong Bad strikes a key and "Fact 3" appears.}'' Fact three: he's like a big square, this guy. ''{"Like a big square" appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled "88 in."}'' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all. ''{"Just weird is all" appears on the screen}'' Un.. settling. ''{"Unsettling" appears}''

''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud "thud".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but.. Cubeland ''{A "Cubeland" logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner.}'' is a place I just made up, so.. on to fact four.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads "Fact 4".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control. ''{"No volume control" appears on the screen.}'' Once again, obsoyve. ''{The Strong Sad image glances at the text.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause baby Strong Sad's sleeping.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! ''{holds up his right hand, index finger and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse}'' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE! ''{holds up his other hand in the same position}''

''{Cut back to the screen. "Fact 5" is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience. ''{"Directorial inexperience" appears on the screen.}''

''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.

''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears. A title made out of clay which says "DOUG THE DiNO" (the "O" in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR! ''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder "sits up" and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like [[Tandy 400]] (with the word "DISK" on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's [[Floppy Disk Container]] (which says "disks").}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--

''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I own my own cartoon, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I own my own cartoon, Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying "Seriously" all the time and acting like a moron.. all the time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!" ''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. "That's bupkis!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' Baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of our show! DONK!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on "Script" shows the entire script for Strong Mad’s epic film, 'Doug the Dino.'

*Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break message.

== Fun Facts ==
*Strong Bad referring to Strong Mad as 'Graw Mad' may be a reference to the email [[car]] where Strong Sad is called 'Gron Sad' by Strong Bad.
*If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'4" (2.26 meters) tall and wide.
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' claymation debut.
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] is labeled Thexder.
*This is the third time Strong Mad has shown his affection for dinosaurs, the first being his MSPaint drawing of a brontosaurus in [[lunch special]] and the second being the Who Put Pasta Salad In Strong Mad's UnderDrawer Drawer Scare of '04 (from [[old comics]]).
*It is also the second time we've seen inside Strong Mad's room (the first being in [[unused emails]]). Both times, Strong Mad has been doing something artistic.
*Strong Bad saying "Checking my email" sounds a lot like the cartoon character Woody Woodpecker.
*"Doug The Dino" could be a reference to Strong Mad's affinity for the name "Douglas" the email [[cheat talk]], which after a lot of work, he learned to say.
*The TV set that "Doug The Dino" plays on is the same TV from the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.html old toons menu]. Channel 3 was "In search of the Yello Dello."
*This is the third time Homestar Runner has confused another character with [[Pom Pom]]: he confuses [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] with Pom Pom in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] versions [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4|4]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|10.2]], and confuses himself with Pom Pom in the email [[pom pom (email)|pom pom]].
*Strong Bad says that he doesn't think that Strong Mad being shaped like a square has anything to do with him not having his own cartoon. This may be reference to the cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants.
*The email had a glitch in it. If you clicked the eject button on the video recorder during 'Doug the Dino', it would bring you back to the loading screen and freeze there. The glitch has been removed, though. The eject button is now unclickable.
*The green cylinder in the claymation and Cubeland may be a reference to Gumby.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail114.html watch "the facts"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail114.swf view the flash file for "the facts"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=884 forum thread re: "the facts"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

the facts

j2n4me — Mon, 20 Sep 2004 21:37:42 GMT

j2n4me: Capitilazation errors corrected ;P

== Summary ==
Strong Bad tells Jess G. why Strong Mad can't have his own cartoon.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' e-mail..
''{Strong Bad reads the email out loud}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

I was just wondering, why doesn't
Strong Mad have his own cartoon.

Your fan,
Jess G. OH</pre>

''{He pronounces "Dear Strong Bad" as "Dah Sto Bo" and "Jess G. OH" as "Jess... Goh!!"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' {typing} Well, Jess, as much as I cherish brother Graw Mad, let's look at the facts:

''{A grid appears on the screen and lines "scan" across from top to bottom and then left to right, revealing an image of Strong Mad next to which it says "Fact 1:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact one: The guy's got a pretty tenuous grasp on the English language. ''{"Tenuous grasp of the English language" appears on the screen.}'' For exampleh:

''{Cut to Strong Bad at his desk. He turns on his stool and calls off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Strong Mad! What, uh.. what's my favorite movie?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{from off-screen}'' GARBLEDINA!

''{Cut back to the screen where it says "Fact 2:"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact two: "Garbledina". ''{'Garbledina' appears on the screen and the illustrated Strong Mad's eyebrows raise. Strong Bad strikes a key and "Fact 3" appears.}'' Fact three: he's like a big square, this guy. ''{"Like a big square" appears and a box encloses the image of Strong Mad, which looks around nervously. The left and bottom edges are labeled "88 in."}'' I don't really know if that has anything to do with why he doesn't have his own cartoon. But it's just weird, is all. ''{"Just weird is all" appears on the screen}'' Un.. settling. ''{"Unsettling" appears}''

''{Cut to a landscape filled with blue and pink cubes and a yellow sky. Strong Mad appears with a loud "thud".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I guess if he lived in Cubeland it might work, but.. Cubeland ''{A "Cubeland" logo flies in from the right and comes to rest in the upper-left corner.}'' is a place I just made up, so.. on to fact four.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad's screen which now reads "Fact 4".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Zero volume control. ''{"No volume control" appears on the screen.}'' Once again, obsoyve. ''{The Strong Sad image glances at the text.}''

''{Cut to Strong Mad sitting behind a table with a small orange clay dinosaur and yellow and green clay upright cylinders. Strong Bad enters from the left.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whispering}'' Hey biggest bro. Mom says to keep it down 'cause baby Strong Sad's sleeping.

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE! ''{holds up his right hand, index finger and thumb together to demonstrate something very small, like a mouse}'' I LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE! ''{holds up his other hand in the same position}''

''{Cut back to the screen. "Fact 5" is on the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Fact five: Directorial inexperience. ''{"Directorial inexperience" appears on the screen.}''

''{Pull out to Strong Bad typing the e-mail.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Considering the only movie Strong Mad's ever made is 'Doug the Dino,' I doubt he'd be able to handle an entire cartoon on his own.

''{Cut to the television. After some static, a grainy video appears. A title made out of clay which says "DOUG THE DiNO" (the "O" in Dino is in the shape of an egg) appears.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{narrating}'' DINOSAUR! ''{Cut to the two clay cylinders. The clay dinosaur enters. Strong Mad makes various noises to go along with the action. Doug the Dino roars. The green cylinder flips over like a Slinky and a smiling face appears on it. Suddenly, Doug the Dino attacks it and it spills clay blood. While Doug is eating the green cylinder, a tape dispenser can be seen for a few frames. The yellow cylinder appears to flee as Doug licks his lips. A clay toilet enters and Doug presses the flush lever. The seat lifts and a red appendage appears out of the toilet, grasps Doug by the face, and pulls him in. The green cylinder "sits up" and smiles and Strong Mad's hand can be seen leaning on the table for a few frames.}''

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'see? Misguided direction, no comedic timing, and the script is riddled with gaping plot holes. ''{not typing}'' And finally, ''{typing}'' Fact 6: Have you seen his computer?!?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's room, where Strong Mad has decorated a paper bag to look like [[Tandy 400]] (with the word "DISK" on the screen) and an up-turned cardboard box to look like Strong Bad's [[Floppy Disk Container]] (which says "disks").}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' E-COMMERCE! E-BUSINESS!!

''{Cut back to Compy 386.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So let's review. Fact 1: Ehgh--

''{Pull out to Homestar Runner sitting on the desk, facing away from Strong Bad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I own my own cartoon, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? I'm over here!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. ''{turns to face Strong Bad}'' I own my own cartoon, Pom Pom.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying "Seriously" all the time and acting like a moron.. all the time.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, no! Not no more! I got a new catchphrase!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You wanna hear it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'd be all the time sayin' "That's bupkis!" ''{whispering}'' Oh, sorry. "That's bupkis!"

'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you whispering for?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{whispering}'' Be''cause!'' Baby Strong Sad is ''sleeping!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, you see this disgusting little chit-chat we're having here? This is what your cartoon would be like.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then it'd be a number one hit! ''{singing}'' And that's the end of our show! DONK!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Clicking on "Script" shows the entire script for Strong Mad’s epic film, 'Doug the Dino.'

*Click on Homestar's star at the end to see Homestar's commercial break message.

== Fun Facts ==
*Strong Bad referring to Strong Mad as 'Graw Mad' may be a reference to the email [[car]] where Strong Sad is called 'Gron Sad' by Strong Bad.
*If Strong Bad's measurements are correct, Strong Mad is 88 inches, or 7'4" (2.26 meters) tall and wide.
*This is [[The Brothers Chaps]]' claymation debut.
*The disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] is labeled Thexder.
*This is the second time Strong Mad has shown his affection for dinosaurs, the first being his MSPaint drawing of a brontosaurus in [[lunch special]].
*It is also the second time we've seen inside Strong Mad's room (the first being in [[unused emails]]). Both times, Strong Mad has been doing something artistic.
*Strong Bad saying "Checking my email" sounds a lot like the cartoon character Woody Woodpecker.
*"Doug The Dino" could be a reference to Strong Mad's affinity for the name "Douglas" the email [[cheat talk]], which after a lot of work, he learned to say.
*The TV set that "Doug The Dino" plays on is the same TV from the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.html old toons menu]. Channel 3 was "In search of the Yello Dello."
*This is the third time Homestar Runner has confused another character with [[Pom Pom]]: he confuses [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] with Pom Pom in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] versions [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4|4]] and [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|10.2]], and confuses himself with Pom Pom in the email [[pom pom (email)|pom pom]].
*Strong Bad says that he doesn't think that Strong Mad being shaped like a square has anything to do with him not having his own cartoon. This may be reference to the cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants.
*The email had a glitch in it. If you clicked the eject button on the video recorder during 'Doug the Dino', it would bring you back to the loading screen and freeze there. The glitch has been removed, though. The eject button is now unclickable.
*The green cylinder in the claymation and Cubeland may be a reference to Gumby.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail114.html watch "the facts"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail114.swf view the flash file for "the facts"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=884 forum thread re: "the facts"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] [[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]] [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

The Interview

j2n4me — Sat, 18 Sep 2004 21:24:57 GMT

j2n4me: Link was incorrect

== Screenshot ==
http://preussweb.com/tom/theinterview.png

== Summary ==
Strong Bad decides to find out what Homestar's deal is. He has Homestar meet him at that Marshmallow place he always goes to. He then watches Homestar walk by the place four or five times before he actaully comes in. Homestar thinks he is applying for a job so he brings his "resume". At least he answered one of the questions well.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]'''

'''Page Title:''' Interview

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad typing in the Office Type Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' (narrating) Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments and get down to the chewy caramel centre of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So Dumbstar has me meet him at this fruity little marshmallow stand he's always going to. He kept me waiting a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by like five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my resume, you will see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of one.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwww. Moving on. I've heard you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee. ''{enters and sits down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. Now, tell us about you girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' My baking, eh? I do like to enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and- Hey wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair. ''{cuts to a field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}'' The Cheat would win with his hands duct-taped behind his back, and has little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Strong Sad can have a spear even. ''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, takes the duct tape off himself, and takes the spear.}''

''STRONG SAD:'' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around.}'' La-da-dee-la-da.

== Fun Facts ==
*The marshmallow place they are at is called "[[Marshmallows Last Stand]]" which is also the name of an old toon.
*In the beginning of this short, we see a cigarette butt burning out in an ashtry, most likely the only reference EVER to Strong Bad smoking. It was most likely a reference to film noir.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.html watch "The Interview"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.swf watch "The Interview" in fullscreen]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]]

The Interview

j2n4me — Sat, 18 Sep 2004 21:24:08 GMT

j2n4me: /* Fun Facts */

== Screenshot ==
http://preussweb.com/tom/theinterview.png

== Summary ==
Strong Bad decides to find out what Homestar's deal is. He has Homestar meet him at that Marshmallow place he always goes to. He then watches Homestar walk by the place four or five times before he actaully comes in. Homestar thinks he is applying for a job so he brings his "resume". At least he answered one of the questions well.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]'''

'''Page Title:''' Interview

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad typing in the Office Type Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' (narrating) Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments and get down to the chewy caramel centre of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So Dumbstar has me meet him at this fruity little marshmallow stand he's always going to. He kept me waiting a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by like five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my resume, you will see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of one.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwww. Moving on. I've heard you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee. ''{enters and sits down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. Now, tell us about you girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' My baking, eh? I do like to enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and- Hey wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair. ''{cuts to a field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}'' The Cheat would win with his hands duct-taped behind his back, and has little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Strong Sad can have a spear even. ''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, takes the duct tape off himself, and takes the spear.}''

''STRONG SAD:'' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around.}'' La-da-dee-la-da.

== Fun Facts ==
*The marshmallow place they are at is called "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]" which is also the name of an old toon.
*In the beginning of this short, we see a cigarette butt burning out in an ashtry, most likely the only reference EVER to Strong Bad smoking. It was most likely a reference to film noir.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.html watch "The Interview"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.swf watch "The Interview" in fullscreen]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]]