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User talk:Kerrek slaya

melonade — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 04:10:37 GMT

melonade: Animal

== Welcome! ==
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== Animal ==

You REALLY sent animal?

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melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:55:26 GMT

melonade:

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Some really long words. Yes, they are actual words.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (Name of Disease means inhalation of molten ashes from a volcano)

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (What to say when you can't think of anything to say)

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Name of Town)

antidisestablishmentarianism (Opposition to the disestablishment beween church and state)

hemidemisemiquaver (Sixty-fourth note)

honorificabilitudinitatibus

petroliaciousismaricalness

[[Wikipedia:Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116|Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116]] (pronounced "Albin") (Name given to a Swedish child by his parents in [[May]] [[1996]])


And, at a total of 1,185 letters long:

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Very interesting there, mate...

==A Link==
Here we go. Just did this so I could make the page without typing the URL.

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Don't you hate it when you go to the beach and then get sand in you're shoes? Once it gets in, it never gets out.

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Well if I just type right here then it won't be saved eh?.

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Melonade

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:51:04 GMT

melonade:

[[Image:melonade.png|thumbnail|The Cheat serving Melonade.]]

'''Melonade''' is a preferred drink of [[Homestar Runner]]. It first appeared in "[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]", where [[The Cheat]] offered Homestar 147 glasses of it. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallows]] before drinking a tall glass of melonade.

During [[Main Page 11|melonade shortages]] it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.

In A Jumping Jack Contest, Homestar drank 147 glasses of melonade, and usually eats 147 marshmallows with each glass. So Homestar would have had to eat 21,609 marshmallows! Hoo-wee!

[[Category: Products]]

Melonade

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:50:02 GMT

melonade:

User:melonade

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:49:17 GMT

melonade:

== Melonade Links ==
[[Melonade]]

User:melonade

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 20:07:36 GMT

melonade: /* Cool Pictures */

Drink Melonade while it's nice and cold and fresh! It's the best thing after having 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmellows!
[[Melonade]]
== Cool Pictures ==
[[Image:melonade.gif]]
This pic of [[Homestar Runner]] drinking [[Melonade]] is from the [http://porplemontage.com Porple Montage Wiki] and is my arvitar on the WikiBoards.

== Cool Pages & Links ==
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ Homestar Runner]
[http://www.forum.hrwiki.org The WikiBoards (I'm Melonade on there, too!]

User:melonade

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 20:04:52 GMT

melonade: /* Cool Pictures */

Drink Melonade while it's nice and cold and fresh! It's the best thing after having 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmellows!
[[Melonade]]
== Cool Pictures ==
[[Image:melonade.gif]]
[[[[Image:Melonade_Mine.gif]]

== Cool Pages & Links ==
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ Homestar Runner]
[http://www.forum.hrwiki.org The WikiBoards (I'm Melonade on there, too!]

User:melonade

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:56:30 GMT

melonade:

Drink Melonade while it's nice and cold and fresh! It's the best thing after having 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmellows!
[[Melonade]]
== Cool Pictures ==
[[Image:melonade.gif]]

== Cool Pages & Links ==
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ Homestar Runner]
[http://www.forum.hrwiki.org The WikiBoards (I'm Melonade on there, too!]

User talk:melonade

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:52:50 GMT

melonade:

Hey! Talk to me however you want just follow these rules:
No bad words
No mean things
No Biting

== Welcome to Homestar Runner Wiki ==

Hello and welcome to the [[HRWiki:About|Homestar Runner Wiki]]! We hope you like it here!

Here are some tips to help you get started:

* Have a look at the [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Index MediaWiki User's Guide].
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* Read the [[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]] of the Wiki.
* Remember that above all else, this is a collaborative knowledge-base dedicated to [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]].
* Explore, and be sure to have fun!
If you have any questions, be sure to ask [[User:woddfellow2|me]] or anyone else on the [[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Homestar Runner Wiki welcoming committee]] and we will gladly help you. [[User:woddfellow2|<nowiki></nowiki>]]-<tt>[[User:woddfellow2|<font color=teal>woddfellow2</font>]]|[[User talk:woddfellow2|<font color=teal>✎</font></tt>]] 11:35, 14 Jan 2005 (MST)

Downloads

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:44:55 GMT

melonade: /* Downloads */

[[Image:downloadpage.PNG|thumb|Please enter your PIN# for assistance.]]
The current '''Downloads''' page is an [[ATM machine]] themed source for official Homestar Runner things:
*[[Downloadable Icons]] (AIM Buddy Icons and computer icons)
*[[Wallpaper]]
*[[Songs]]
*[[Strong Bad Clock]]
*[[System Sounds]] (for your computer)

== Easter Eggs ==
*From the main downloads page, check your balance using the “$” button. It will say 0.00. Click on 0.00, and the bankcard will appear. Grab the card and put it in the slot on the ATM. Enter 5675 as your PIN to unlock a set of Homsar quotes!
**Note: You can click the top-left corner of the ATM card to flip it over, revealing the PIN

== Fun Facts ==
*The PIN for the ATM machine is the same one mentioned in [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[credit card]], which is part of Homestar's PIN.

*Click on some of the band names to go to their website.

*When you press exit it always takes you to [[Main Page 7]]: ''Dead as a doornail''.
[[Image:lemcard.PNG|thumb|right|100px|Secure card it is not]]
*The card belongs to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]], a prolific [[Free Country, USA]] author.

*The back of Lem's card reads:
<pre>This is a magnificent card.
Superfied Credit Union is
THE NAME in magnificence.
Of crads, at least. I mean cards.
PIN#:5675</pre>

*The "NEW!" sign has been there for about a year (since the Homestarmy wallpaper was added, shortly after the [[army|e-mail]]).

* If you type in the wrong pin number it says "Wrong Pin #!! I bet you stole this card!".

* If you push the card all the way to the side, you can't get it back unless you reload the page.

== External Links ==
*Go to the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homester.html Downloads page]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/downloads.swf View the flash file] for the Downloads page

[[Category:Downloads]]

Downloads

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:44:42 GMT

melonade: /* Downloads */

[[Image:downloadpage.PNG|thumb|Please enter your PIN# for assistance.]]
The current '''Downloads''' page is an [[ATM machine]] themed source for official Homestar Runner things:
*[[Downloadable Icons]] (AIM Buddy Icons and computer icons)
*[[Wallpaper]]
*[[Songs]]
*[[Strong Bad Clock]]
*[[System Sounds]] (for your computer)

== Easter Eggs ==
*From the main downloads page, check your balance using the “$” button. It will say 0.00. Click on 0.00, and the bankcard will appear. Grab the card and put it in the slot on the ATM. Enter 5675 as your PIN to unlock a set of Homsar quotes!
**Note: You can click the top-left corner of the ATM card to flip it over, revealing the PIN

== Fun Facts ==
*The PIN for the ATM machine is the same one mentioned in [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[credit card]], which is part of Homestar's PIN.

*Click on some of the band names to go to their website.

*When you press exit it always takes you to [[Main Page 7]]: ''Dead as a doornail''.
[[Image:lemcard.PNG|thumb|right|100px|Secure card it is not]]
*The card belongs to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]], a prolific [[Free Country, USA]] author.

*The back of Lem's card reads:
<pre>This is a magnificent card.
Superfied Credit Union is
THE NAME in magnificence.
Of crads, at least. I mean cards.
PIN#:5675</pre>

*The "NEW!" sign has been there for about a year (since the Homestarmy wallpaper was added, shortly after the [[army|e-mail]]).

* If you type in the wrong pin number it says "Wrong Pin #!! I bet you stole this card!".

* If you push the card all the way to the side, you can't get it back unless you reload the page.

== Downloads ==
[[wallpapers]]

== External Links ==
*Go to the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homester.html Downloads page]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/downloads.swf View the flash file] for the Downloads page

[[Category:Downloads]]

Downloads

melonade — Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:44:04 GMT

melonade:

[[Image:downloadpage.PNG|thumb|Please enter your PIN# for assistance.]]
The current '''Downloads''' page is an [[ATM machine]] themed source for official Homestar Runner things:
*[[Downloadable Icons]] (AIM Buddy Icons and computer icons)
*[[Wallpaper]]
*[[Songs]]
*[[Strong Bad Clock]]
*[[System Sounds]] (for your computer)

== Easter Eggs ==
*From the main downloads page, check your balance using the “$” button. It will say 0.00. Click on 0.00, and the bankcard will appear. Grab the card and put it in the slot on the ATM. Enter 5675 as your PIN to unlock a set of Homsar quotes!
**Note: You can click the top-left corner of the ATM card to flip it over, revealing the PIN

== Fun Facts ==
*The PIN for the ATM machine is the same one mentioned in [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[credit card]], which is part of Homestar's PIN.

*Click on some of the band names to go to their website.

*When you press exit it always takes you to [[Main Page 7]]: ''Dead as a doornail''.
[[Image:lemcard.PNG|thumb|right|100px|Secure card it is not]]
*The card belongs to [[Lem Sportsinterviews]], a prolific [[Free Country, USA]] author.

*The back of Lem's card reads:
<pre>This is a magnificent card.
Superfied Credit Union is
THE NAME in magnificence.
Of crads, at least. I mean cards.
PIN#:5675</pre>

*The "NEW!" sign has been there for about a year (since the Homestarmy wallpaper was added, shortly after the [[army|e-mail]]).

* If you type in the wrong pin number it says "Wrong Pin #!! I bet you stole this card!".

* If you push the card all the way to the side, you can't get it back unless you reload the page.

== Downloads ==
[[Wallpapers]]

== External Links ==
*Go to the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/homester.html Downloads page]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/downloads.swf View the flash file] for the Downloads page

[[Category:Downloads]]

User:melonade

melonade — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:29:13 GMT

melonade:

Drink Melonade while it's nice and cold and fresh! It's the best thing after having 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmellows!
[[Melonade]]
== Melonade ==
Yo! It's melonade here! More coming soon. I'm on the wikiboards, too and I've posted a lot... not a WHOLE lot but... you get the picture, right? Okay, so... Ima go now and see ya![[Image:melonade.gif]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

melonade — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:17:53 GMT

melonade: /* Inside References */

[[Image:TGS8.PNG|thumb|Our "heroines" meet So and So's stepmom.]]

The girls join the Battle of the Bands.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]/[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Pom Pom]], Robot Teacher, [[Strong Bad]] (easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Soopa Groop

'''Date:''' January 17, 2005

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{top 40 hits!}'' So and So! ''{hooked on classics!}'' What's Her Face! ''{college radio!}'' The Ugly One! ''{listens to pine bark!}''

''{The girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}''

'''INTERCOM:''' And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.

'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awww, peas!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'hear that girls??

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Pizza belongs in a triangle!

'''SO AND SO:''' (hearts over head) That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{inexplicably drawn wearing a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and smoking a cigar}'' No yous guys! The battle of the bands! ''{back to normal}'' We can form a band and become...

'''ALL:''' WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Worldwide starlets get much boys!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Can I not get stuck playing bass?

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' NO WAY!!

'''SO AND SO:''' We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".

''{we are shown a CD case with "Smartly Pretty" written in pseudo-mathematical notation}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{vomits}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!

''{a CD case which says "Kissy Boots" and features a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots is shown}''

'''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!

''{Cut to an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school!

''{Cut to So and So's step-mom's walk-in closet, as evidenced by a large rack of clothes.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmom has questionable taste.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits.

''{So and So's mother appears from behind the clothes rack. "She" appears to be The Man with the Huge Mouth.}''

'''SO AND SO'S MOM:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.

''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson vanishes. The girls' instruments appear.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Count us off, The Ugly One.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One, two, three and a four.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{singing as the other girls play}'' Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' 16 hour drum solo!

''{She starts playing the drums and scatting along, until a large floor tom eats her head.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' FLOOR TOMMED!!!! ''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson returns and pours "Ranch Dress" over The Ugly One and the floor tom}'' STEP-MOMMED!!!

''{Cut to a romantic dinner setting where The Ugly One, with the drum still engulfing her head, stands opposite Pom Pom, who holds a single rose.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' POM-POMMED??

''{Cut to a huge mouth with "BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!" written on its teeth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!

''{Cut to the school auditorium, where a robot stands on stage with a microphone, and a handful of stick-figure heads compose the audience.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Alright, give it up for "Fatty's Big Chance."

''{A large man, presumaby Fatty, with a saxophone and checkered pants appears from stage right.}''

'''FATTY:''' Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup! Hup! Pick it up! Pick it up!

''{Fatty vanishes.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Next up is "Kissyboots".

''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face, probably back stage. Cheerleader holds a heart-shaped guitar with three necks and What's Her Face has a bass.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Where is So and So? We can't play the hits without her!

''{Cut to So and So in a dressing room. Her hair is dyed black and she wears an black t-shirt with Strong Sad's face on it and heavy black makeup.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!

''{A group of trolls enter the dressing room.}''

'''TROLL:''' KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?

'''SO AND SO:''' My autograph? Why sure!

''{A huge twenty-sided die lands on her from above.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWELVE SIDED DIED!! ''{without text}'' Whoa, that's rough.

''{Back in the auditorium, Cheerleader and What's Her Face are the only ones on stage.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. One, two, three, and a four!

''{They start playing. What's Her Face's guitar suddenly turns into a shark.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My bass feels seaworthy.

''{The shark eats the entire upper half of What's Her Face in one JGHOWMP!}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OW! My most of me!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{indicating the shark}'' Dis my new backup band... a shark. One, two, three, and a four!

''{Cut to the end title which reads "it's over!". Cheerleader sings over it and the lyrics are shown at the top of the screen.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over! It's over! It's over! Everybody died 'cept me!! ''{a chomping sound is heard.}'' Aw, crap!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click the "o" to see a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza (click each one to see the next. Click the brhombus to go back to the IT'S OVER! screen.)
*Click the "!" to see what happened to Tompkins.

===Transcript===
''{Tompkins and Strong Bad are sitting in the principal's office. Strong Bad has a sign on his desk reading "PRINICPAL" [sic]}''

'''TOMPKINS:''' Aw, come on prinicpal Strong Bad. I only stole ONE Sega tape!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just it, Thompkins... You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape.

'''TOMPKINS:''' Awww PEAS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Kid, I think youre gonna turn out... HGHJHGHAAAALL right!

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*This is the only Teen Girl Squad issue to date where all four girls clearly die.
*This is the first appearance of a main character other than Strong Bad (namely, Pom Pom) in a Teen Girl Squad issue.
*Judging from how the girls hold their guitars, Whats Her Face is left-handed. Likewise, Cheerleader is right-handed.
*Strong Sad's face is on So-and-so's gloomy keyboard girl shirt.

=== Goofs ===
*The die that crushes So And So is a 20-sided die. Twelve-sided dice have pentagonal faces.
*During Kissy Boots' first practice session, both Whats Her Face and Cheerleader are playing basses, possibly Fender basses, judging from the arrangement of string keys.

===Inside References===
*"Ooncha ooncha one, two, three-cha" is from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].
*Sega tapes are also mentioned in [[anything]].
*Strong Bad is called a "prinicpal" (note the misspelling) by his nameplate and Thompkins, just like in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[CGNU]].
*The "-erson" tacked onto Mrs. So and So's name is done the same way that it was tacked onto Mrs Commander's name in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]. Other "ersons" appear in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] ([[Brett Bretterson]]) and "[[the process]]" (Emerson).

===Real-World References===
*Cheerleader's guitar is a reference to "Future Retro", a video by Animusic that features a similar guitar.
*"Fatty's Big Chance," or at least Fatty, is the stereotypical ska musician, with a shaved head, checkerboard pants, and a chant of "pick it up, pick it up."
*One of the Ugly One's drums bears the inscription, "Mr Drummond", who was character in the 80's TV show, "Different Strokes".
*The Sega "tape" Tompkins steals in the easter egg is "Road Rash".
*The robot who introduces the battle of the bands may be a reference to Saved By The Bell, where the character Screech creates a similar-looking robot friend.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]][[Category:So and So Filmography]][[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Tompkins Filmography]][[Category:Mrs. So-and-so-erson Filmography]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

melonade — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 16:17:17 GMT

melonade: /* Inside References */

[[Image:TGS8.PNG|thumb|Our "heroines" meet So and So's stepmom.]]

The girls join the Battle of the Bands.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]/[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Pom Pom]], Robot Teacher, [[Strong Bad]] (easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Soopa Groop

'''Date:''' January 17, 2005

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{top 40 hits!}'' So and So! ''{hooked on classics!}'' What's Her Face! ''{college radio!}'' The Ugly One! ''{listens to pine bark!}''

''{The girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}''

'''INTERCOM:''' And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.

'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awww, peas!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'hear that girls??

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Pizza belongs in a triangle!

'''SO AND SO:''' (hearts over head) That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{inexplicably drawn wearing a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and smoking a cigar}'' No yous guys! The battle of the bands! ''{back to normal}'' We can form a band and become...

'''ALL:''' WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Worldwide starlets get much boys!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Can I not get stuck playing bass?

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' NO WAY!!

'''SO AND SO:''' We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".

''{we are shown a CD case with "Smartly Pretty" written in pseudo-mathematical notation}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{vomits}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!

''{a CD case which says "Kissy Boots" and features a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots is shown}''

'''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!

''{Cut to an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school!

''{Cut to So and So's step-mom's walk-in closet, as evidenced by a large rack of clothes.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmom has questionable taste.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits.

''{So and So's mother appears from behind the clothes rack. "She" appears to be The Man with the Huge Mouth.}''

'''SO AND SO'S MOM:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.

''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson vanishes. The girls' instruments appear.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Count us off, The Ugly One.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One, two, three and a four.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{singing as the other girls play}'' Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' 16 hour drum solo!

''{She starts playing the drums and scatting along, until a large floor tom eats her head.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' FLOOR TOMMED!!!! ''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson returns and pours "Ranch Dress" over The Ugly One and the floor tom}'' STEP-MOMMED!!!

''{Cut to a romantic dinner setting where The Ugly One, with the drum still engulfing her head, stands opposite Pom Pom, who holds a single rose.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' POM-POMMED??

''{Cut to a huge mouth with "BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!" written on its teeth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!

''{Cut to the school auditorium, where a robot stands on stage with a microphone, and a handful of stick-figure heads compose the audience.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Alright, give it up for "Fatty's Big Chance."

''{A large man, presumaby Fatty, with a saxophone and checkered pants appears from stage right.}''

'''FATTY:''' Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup! Hup! Pick it up! Pick it up!

''{Fatty vanishes.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Next up is "Kissyboots".

''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face, probably back stage. Cheerleader holds a heart-shaped guitar with three necks and What's Her Face has a bass.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Where is So and So? We can't play the hits without her!

''{Cut to So and So in a dressing room. Her hair is dyed black and she wears an black t-shirt with Strong Sad's face on it and heavy black makeup.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!

''{A group of trolls enter the dressing room.}''

'''TROLL:''' KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?

'''SO AND SO:''' My autograph? Why sure!

''{A huge twenty-sided die lands on her from above.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWELVE SIDED DIED!! ''{without text}'' Whoa, that's rough.

''{Back in the auditorium, Cheerleader and What's Her Face are the only ones on stage.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. One, two, three, and a four!

''{They start playing. What's Her Face's guitar suddenly turns into a shark.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My bass feels seaworthy.

''{The shark eats the entire upper half of What's Her Face in one JGHOWMP!}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OW! My most of me!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{indicating the shark}'' Dis my new backup band... a shark. One, two, three, and a four!

''{Cut to the end title which reads "it's over!". Cheerleader sings over it and the lyrics are shown at the top of the screen.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over! It's over! It's over! Everybody died 'cept me!! ''{a chomping sound is heard.}'' Aw, crap!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click the "o" to see a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza (click each one to see the next. Click the brhombus to go back to the IT'S OVER! screen.)
*Click the "!" to see what happened to Tompkins.

===Transcript===
''{Tompkins and Strong Bad are sitting in the principal's office. Strong Bad has a sign on his desk reading "PRINICPAL" [sic]}''

'''TOMPKINS:''' Aw, come on prinicpal Strong Bad. I only stole ONE Sega tape!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just it, Thompkins... You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape.

'''TOMPKINS:''' Awww PEAS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Kid, I think youre gonna turn out... HGHJHGHAAAALL right!

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*This is the only Teen Girl Squad issue to date where all four girls clearly die.
*This is the first appearance of a main character other than Strong Bad (namely, Pom Pom) in a Teen Girl Squad issue.
*Judging from how the girls hold their guitars, Whats Her Face is left-handed. Likewise, Cheerleader is right-handed.
*Strong Sad's face is on So-and-so's gloomy keyboard girl shirt.

=== Goofs ===
*The die that crushes So And So is a 20-sided die. Twelve-sided dice have pentagonal faces.
*During Kissy Boots' first practice session, both Whats Her Face and Cheerleader are playing basses, possibly Fender basses, judging from the arrangement of string keys.

===Inside References===
*"Ooncha ooncha one, two, three-cha" is from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].
*Sega tapes are also mentioned in [[anything]].
*Strong Bad is called a "prinicpal" (note the misspelling) by his nameplate and Thompkins, just like in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[CGNU]].
*The "-erson" tacked onto Mrs. So and So's name is done the same way that it was tacked onto Mrs Commander's name in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]. Other "ersons" appear in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] ([[Brett Bretterson]]) and "[[the process]]" (Emerson).
*Before [[So and so]] dies, she is wearing a [[Strong Sad]] T-Shirt.

===Real-World References===
*Cheerleader's guitar is a reference to "Future Retro", a video by Animusic that features a similar guitar.
*"Fatty's Big Chance," or at least Fatty, is the stereotypical ska musician, with a shaved head, checkerboard pants, and a chant of "pick it up, pick it up."
*One of the Ugly One's drums bears the inscription, "Mr Drummond", who was character in the 80's TV show, "Different Strokes".
*The Sega "tape" Tompkins steals in the easter egg is "Road Rash".
*The robot who introduces the battle of the bands may be a reference to Saved By The Bell, where the character Screech creates a similar-looking robot friend.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
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