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User:poorlydrawnplato

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 04:28:34 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

Hey, I'm Carson. I program computers and religiously check h*r for updates. 
I'm very proud of my edit/reformat of [[Peasant's Quest]]. 
My weblog: http://crimplesnoff.blogspot.com

HRWiki:WikiTroll

poorlydrawnplato — Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:06:55 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Offenders */

A WikiTroll is a person who purposefully defaces a document on a wiki. There are a few methods in place for dealing with WikiTrolls.

==How to revert a page==
Any page can be reverted back to a previous version. Here's how:
*''sysop:'' Simply click "history" at the top of the page you wish to roll back. Position the radio buttons at the current version and the version you want to roll back to, then click "Compare selected versions". Next, click the "rollback" link near the upper right side of the page (directly to the right of the most recent author's name).
*''non-sysop:'' Simply click "history" at the top of the page you wish to roll back. Then click on the time and date of the archived version you want to revert back to. The page will appear with the version indicated at the top of the page, just underneath the page title. Next, click "edit" at the top of the page. Add a note in the Summary box that you are reverting the page because of a troll, and then click "Save page".

After repeated defacings, an offender's IP address can be blocked by [[Special:Listadmins|several users]] who have admin rights. These admins pay careful attention to this page, and will [[Special:Ipblocklist|block]] IP addresses where/when appropriate.

== Known Offenders ==
If you see any suspicious, defamatory, or objectionable behavior by any individuals on our wiki, please add their IP address to the list following the same format as the example shown below. The dates with an individual's name indicate how many offenses the person has committed and when they were committed. For our purposes, an "offense" is defined as the defacement of a single document of our wiki. Admins should block the IP address of the offender after three offenses within a two month period. If an offense remains listed here after two months, it should be removed.

=== Example ===
*example-user45.dont.remove.com
**Jan 12, 1936 - offense #1 description
**Jan 14, 20X6 - offense #2 description

== Offenders ==

*24.45.209.62
**Sept 26, 2004 - defaced [[Main Page]], [[Homsar Main Page]], [[comic]], [[pom pom]], and [[User:M.J|M.J]]. [[Special:Ipblocklist|Blocked]].

*65.40.125.112
**Sept 26, 2004 - defaced [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strongbadia]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Free Country, USA]] and [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].

*User gokugod
**Sept 27, 2004 - defaced [[Main Page]].

*209.66.200.41
**Sept 29, 2004 - defaced [[Talk:Main Page]]

*82.36.184.209
**Oct 2, 2004 - defaced [[Dangeresque]]

*65.95.109.254
**Oct 4, 2004 - added profanity to [[HRWiki:Sandbox]]

*4.62.191.117
**Oct 4, 2004 - added profanity to the [[Main Page]].

*211.26.31.96
**Oct 5, 2004 - deleted Fun Facts from [[other days]] and [[time capsule]], defaced [[time capsule]]

*64.12.116.23
**Oct 8, 2004- trolled [[Quotes]]

*205.188.116.75
**Oct 9, 2004- added pointless comment to [[Main Page]]

*144.138.69.175
**Oct 10, 2004- added pointless Fun Fact to [[time_capsule]]

*68.100.148.11
**Oct 12, 2004- - Replaced all text in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] with a link to the "page" '''ALL IS ON! FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT!'''

*4.130.51.240
**Oct 13, 2004 - Removed much of the material from [[Quotes]] that he apparently didn't like.

*24.5.201.84
**Oct 13, 2004 - defaced [[Main Page]]

Main Page

poorlydrawnplato — Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:04:31 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

Welcome to the Homestar Runner Wiki. It's a little messy around here. We need your help to finish things!

== How to copy an old page to the new wiki ==
Instead of recreating the old pages from scratch, you can access the old version of each page at [http://old.hrwiki.org old.hrwiki.org]. Click on the "Edit" button on the old Wiki to grab the Wiki code.

If you need ideas for where you can start helping, check the [[HRWiki:Projects]] page. If you're trying to get used to things, please play in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox]]. We are currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles.

== Main Menu ==
http://www.hrwiki.org/images/officialsite-banner.png

'''What's New?''' [[H*R.com updates]] - The most recent updates to www.homestarrunner.com.

*[[Toons]] - Full length cartoons, shorts, Powered by The Cheat, Puppet Stuff, holiday toons, and more.
**[[Strong Bad Email]]
**[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]
**[[Teen Girl Squad]]
*[[Games]] - All the games.
*[[Characters]] - All the characters.
*[[Places]] - Settings of all the toons.
*[[Downloads]] - All the downloads.
*[[Store]] - Store stuff.
*[[Email]] - Email menu.
*[[Legal]] - Legal secrets.
*[[Main Pages]] - All the main pages.
*[[Museum]] - Museum stuff, including the [[Sketchbook]] and the [[Original Book|kid's book]] that started it all!
*[[Weekly Fanstuff]] - Creations by fans posted on the official site.
*[[Quote of the Week]] - All the quotes of the week (or day or month).
*[[Secret Pages]] - Pages that are currently not accessible from any page on the official site.

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/wikipages-banner.png
*[[Special:Listusers|Wiki Users]] - A listing of users who are registered on this wiki.
*[[Links]] - Links to pages about Homestar Runner.
*[[Quotes]] - Favorite quotes that characters have said.
*[[Glossary]] - A glossary of terms used on the Homestar Runner site.
*[[Inside Jokes]] - A list of inside jokes on the Homestar Runner site.
*[[Rejects]] - We're not sure what they are.
*[[Sightings]] - Significant Homestar Runner sightings. ie; Pop-culture references.
*[[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]] - Interested in contributing to the Wiki or transcribing toons? Read this first.
*[[HRWiki:Ledger|Ledger]] - A history of donations and payments for the wiki.
*[[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] - Projects that the users of the wiki are currently working on.
*[[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]] - A place to play around and learn how to edit pages.
*[[WikiTroll]] - Definition of WikiTroll and list of known offenders.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com The Official Homestar Runner Website]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org The Homestar Runner Wiki Forum]
*[http://chat.hrwiki.org The Homestar Runner Wiki Chat]
*[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Index The MediaWiki User's Guide], to help you adjust

Talk:gimmicks

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 13 Oct 2004 23:58:12 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: vulgarity removed

The Classroom

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 13 Oct 2004 23:56:59 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Spelling error corrected

[[Image:SB_Classroom.PNG]]

'''The Classroom''' is where lectures and training are given. [[Strong Bad]] has used it to teach Homestar how to say [[Fhqwhgads]]. Also seen briefly in [[A Jorb Well Done]]

==Appearances==
* Email: [[other days]]
* Toons: [[A Jorb Well Done]]
* Email: [[sibbie]] (easter egg)

[[Category: Places]]

Main Page

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 13 Oct 2004 23:02:10 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: This flows better, no redundancy

Looking at a Thing in a Bag

poorlydrawnplato — Thu, 16 Sep 2004 01:12:03 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

See [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

Peasant's Quest

poorlydrawnplato — Thu, 16 Sep 2004 01:09:18 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Summary */

http://justas.ggcmedia.com/peasantsquest.png

== Summary ==
''The latest installment from Videlectrix!'' A real long time ago, in the peasant kingdom of Peasantry, some people lived... IN FEAR! YOU are Rather Dashing, a peasant wearing short pants who returns from his vacation to find his thatched-roof cottage BURNINATED! You swear revenge and embark on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator once and for all!

== Instructions ==

* Look around by typing stuff like "Look".
* Talk to folks by typing "talk" or "talk man".
* Take items by typing "get (item)"
* Use items by typing "use (item)". You can also "throw (item)", "give (item)", or some other action words.
* Type "inv" to see your Inventory.
* Type "save" to save your game and "load" to load a game. (Cookies must be enabled.)
* Press + or - to speed up or slow down your character.

== Fun Facts ==

* At the end, for some reason, the statue just bears a t-shirt instead of the clothes that Rather wore during the game.
** This is the same "Scalding Lake" souvenir shirt that is in your inventory when you start the game.
*The game URL is /disk4of12.html.
*www.PeasantsQuest.com forwards you to the game.
*If you type "sleep" in the baby lady's house, it'll say "thats probably how the baby got there in the first place".
* When you die, the programmers give you a little message: " 'Thanks so much for playing this game here! Don't get too frustrated. Take some time for yourself. Have a refreshing coffee. Relax. Then come back and try again maybe!' - The Videlectrix Guys"
*On the "Loading" screen, you can see the game on the computer screen.

=== References ===

==== Homestarrunner.com ====

* The screen title "River b/w Tree" is a reference to [[helium]] , in which [[Marzipan]] and [[Homestar Runner]] discuss the subject briefly. The abbreviation "w/" for "with" is not used, instead it's "b/w" which was used on old vinyl records and singles to refer to the B-side ("b/w" = "backed with").
* If you try to jumping in the left side of the lake, it responds "Not so fast, Swimmer Dan!" which is a reference to [[Strong Bad]]'s line "Look who thinks he's Clever Dan!"
* When you reach the top of the mountain, it says "Nice jorb climbing the cliff.", which is a reference to [[A Jorb Well Done]], as well as [[Coach Z]]'s accent in general.
* Trogdor's voice is similar to the Visor Robot's voice from the [[Senor Mortgage]] short.
* Jhonka is from [[impression]].
* Kerrek is from [[interview]].

==== Music ====

* If you type LOOK near the hay, it says "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide" a reference to "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses.
* Looking at the rock in the middle of the river gives a reference to "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard.
* When you scare Gary it says he "broke on through to the other side", a reference to "Break on Through" by the Doors.
* Hugging the tree at the hay bale produces a reference to a well-known Byrds song.

==== Games ====

* The game itself may be a parody of "King's Quest 1" and related games; "Peasantry" is a play on "Daventry", there are mountains in the background that can never be reached, no matter how far north Dashing travels, and one screen is "apparently autumn".
* When you type "kill" or "break" anything, it says "Violence is not the answer". This may be a reference to King's Quest, which had the same message when you tried any such thing.
* If you try to GET CANDLE after waking in the Inn, it will say "It looks like you should be able to do that, but you can't." This is a play on the fact that many old games had important items standing out, with brighter colors or a thicker border (making it easier to find the right book in a bookshelf to open a secret passage).
* Starting from the Hidden Glen screen, turn left as you exit through the hole in the fence. This allows you enter the screen "located" above the Hidden Glen, which turns out to be the interior of the Baby Lady Cottage. Entering the cottage in this manner changes the way you interact with your surroundings, allowing you to walk through walls, and even walk an indeterminate distance off the edge of the screen. This is not an error, I think, but rather a reference to Atari's old Adventure game, in which you could peer off the edge of one screen into another, and enter a secret room which is said to be the first instance of an "easter egg" in a game.
* At the bale of hay, if you type "Get hay", it makes a reference to Thy Dungeonman 2 by saying "Who do you think you are, some kind of Thy Dungeonman?"
* When you type "look" and then an object that doesn't really contribute to the game, the message will say "You don't need to look at that." This may be a reference to Space Quest 4 in which it says the exact same thing.
* When you type in "die" it says "That wasn't very smart". This is a reference to Thy Dungeonman.
* When trying to 'get' a certain object the game will tell you "No. That doesn't look like it would fit in your pants.' And there is one other reference telling you the main character has stuffed an object into his shorts. These may be references to the point and click puzzle adventure Monkey Island games, in which the main character, Guybrush Threepwood, stuffs any helpful props he can find in his pants.
* The Q-Baby may be a reference to the James Bond game "Everything or Nothing" where you have a Q-Spider that can crawl through small places.
* When you smite the Kerrek, it'll first say "Here goes, Kid Icarus". This may be a reference to a Nintendo game of the same name: Kid Icarus.
* The save screen may be a reference to the old Legend of Zelda games in both format, the addition of hearts through progress, and the addition of artifacts that are added to your body (shield, helmet, sword).

==== Other ====

* At the bale of hay, type "look tree". It says "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!", which is a reference to the classic Christmas Peanuts titled "It's Christmas, Charlie Brown!" (or a reference to the 1976 Peanuts TV special ["It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown]".)
* When you look at the painting in the inn, it says that there are dogs playing magic the nerdering. This is a reference to a card game called 'Magic the Gathering'. The painting itself is a reference to C. M. Coolidge's painting of Dogs Playing Poker, "Looks Like Four of a Kind".
* When you first talk to the knight guarding the mountain pass, he calls you "Dragonheart", referencing the movie of the same name.
* If you ring the bell in the Inn it says "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes 'DUNG.'" This is probably a reference to the Monty Python joke: "What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG."
* If you try to get the pebbles but are too far away it says you try to do your best Mr. Fantastic impression. This is a reference to the Fantastic Four.
* If you go to the screen with "River b/w Tree" and type "look hut" or "look cottage", it says "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it." This is a reference to the Head-Crusher sketch on Kids in the Hall.
* If you try to "scare gary" before getting the maskus, two of the three possible responses are references. The first ("You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him.") is a reference to an Urban Legend, and the second ("You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before.") is a reference to the movie "Scream".
* "Look tree" on the Hidden Glen screen. The result could of course be a reference to any fantasy story with elves, but is like a reference to the portrayal of Legolas in the recent Lord of the Rings films. Some variation of this phrase was heard to be uttered by fanatics everywhere.
* Attempting to drink the water in the well gives a reference to "Caddyshack".
* If you try to give the Jhonka something he'll reply with "Don't need nothing from no filthy peasantses!!" This may be a reference to the Lord of the Rings character, Gollum. Jhonka kind of resembles him.
* Try drinking anything. You will get a message saying that you don't need to. The message is reminiscent of a scene in the movie Caddyshack involving the Dalai Lama.

== Easter Eggs ==

* If you kick, kill, or punch "poor gary" (the horse), it kills you, then makes fun of you telling you the reason you did it was because you suck at the game.
* If you type anything involving the word "cheat", it'll say "meh".
* If you type "die", you, er, die.
* Try typing "fry 'em up dan" or anything with the word "dan" in the phrase.
* When on the screen with the horse, try typing "scare horse" before you have the mask.
* If you stand between the archer (Dongolev) and the tree he's shooting arrows at, the game will make a sarcastic remark and you'll die.
* If you don't take the Kerrek's belt right away and get the robe and get on fire first, the guard will recognize that you have the robe, but not that you're on fire.
* If you type "look bush" on the pebble lake west screen, it will respond with "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind.", then type "look berries" and it reponds "Shut up.", finally type "get berries" and it reponds "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
* If you look at the SuperTime FunBow on the inventory screen, a blue clickable square will appear to the left, but clicking won't do anything. Maybe an unfinished easter-egg?
* Try typing different things like "this sucks", "party", "boo", "dance" or other stuff. You usually get funny messages. Remember to save first though.
* Try typing "get bone" in "Cliffland Heights".
* After you remove the rock to the cottage, try to crawl inside. The game will say something like "You couldn't fit, even if you chopped off your arms, legs and head". Type "cut off arms, legs, and head", and it will say "I'd like to see you try". Type "try" and you do just that. NOTE: This results in death, so save your game first.
* Type "climb tree" at any tree.
* Type "look tree" and "climb tree" at the arrow tree.
* Try typing just "why".
* On the screen with the lantern, when you try and take it, it says there's a plaque there. If you try and take the plaque, but spell it plague, you get a funny error.
* If you go to the stream (from the waterfall) and type in "swim stream", it will tell you "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal." This seemingly only works in the stream with the rock in the middle of it.
* At the archery place, if you try to take an arrow from the bullseyes/trees ("get arrow"), you'll get an interesting message.
* Interacting with objects clearly intended only for the landscape (like certain trees or the stump in Poor Gary's screen) often gets you funny messages.
* Try talking to Gary and the baby (before you get it) for some amusing responses.
* If you try climbing into the well, a message tells you your insurance doesn't cover that.
* If you type in "quit" you'll hurt the game's feelings. NOTE: You will still quit, though.
* Try typing "map" before you get it.
* Wait a while in the wavy tree area and Naked Ned should appear behind the other tree.
* Try closing the pantry door in the inn.
* Try going up to a person and saying "ask about fire", "ask about robe", "ask about smell," or "ask about Trogdor."
* Try getting the flies on Poor Gary, and you'll get a funny message.
* On the "load game" screen you see after you die, you can press enter a couple of times and see the death sequence again.
* Type "Smell" or "sniff" to get a message about the scent of computer games.
* Type "get broom" in Ned's hut to get a message about the availability of items.
* Go to the well, and type "turn crank" and then, stand away from the well, and type "turn crank" again, for a funny message.
* Typing any sort of direction will result in the message, 'Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.'
* Type 'get berries' at the old lady and baby cottage, and they will get squishes in your hand. If you type it again, you get the message 'You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b.' This should (presumably) say 'My bad,' not 'My b.'
* Type 'throw baby' before or after you get the baby while the old man is still in the ocean and the game will say '"That isn't gonna work for bait!" the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume.'
* Go to the rock home with the note, and type "take note" or "get note", then go to the inn and type the same thing.
* When you go to the archery table, type "look desk".
* Try typing "talk" behind the archery desk.
* Put the baby in the well's bucket ("put baby in bucket") and lower, then type "use crank" to retreive the now-mind-damaged baby. You recieve a meatball sub as well as the baby.
* At the well, try getting in the bucket yourself, and you'll receive an unflattering comment about your body.
* While at the well, try typing "use pebbles". Apparently, the game wants you to be more specific.
* After the baby lady runs away with her(?) riches, go back into her cottage and try talking to her.
* At the lake, after you've already fed the fish for the old man, try throwing the baby and you'll get a funny message.
* After you've gotten your robe and a room at the inn, try walking in a direction that doesn't lead to the burned lantern tree for a funny message.
* If you try talking to someone who isn't in the screen or who doesn't exist, the game will say "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to".
* Try saying "haldo" to the archer's brother without talking to the archer first. You'll get a funny message.
* Type "talk kerrek" when it's around for a funny message.
* Try loading a game while Kerrek is bearing down on you.
* Update post-SB-email-110: "make friends with kerrek" and "buy kerrek a cold one" now work in the actual game. Warning: the second one will speed up the Kerrek.
* Try typing "Throw baby in well" or "Drop baby" for humorous messages.
* Type "Pet Horse" or "Pet Poor Gary" and you'll get a quite funny message.
* Try referring to the chicken feed as "gold."
* When you are in Hidden Glen, (the hole in the fence that Gary made)without going off the screen, try going past the fence and up. This should take you to the baby lady's cottage.

== Ways to Die ==

* Typing DIE.
* Kicking Poor Gary the horse.
* Walking too near the Kerrek.
* Typing TRY outside the Mysterious Cottage.
** It makes more sense if you first type CRAWL IN HOLE then CUT OFF ARMS LEGS AND HEAD, but works without those.
* Walking in front of Dongolev's bow.
* Trying to TAKE ARROW before Dongolev leaves.
* Admitting to the Jhonka that you took his riches.
* Dropping the baby in the well's bucket, then exiting the screen.
* Getting knocked off the cliff near Trogdor's lair.
* Failing the Trog-Trivia questions of any of the Three Keepers of Trogdor (a different message and animation for each).
* Sneaking too close to sleeping Trogdor.
* Winning (with or without talking to Trogdor).

== Glitches ==

* Go in the Jhonka's house screen , then go south of the house and walk north over the small rock in front of the door and keep walking to the door, then go right. You SHOULD in the jhonka's house, but you're not!
* If you deploy the baby on the side opposite the rock, you go into the cottage, and the game freezes.
* A strange mapping bug allows you to "warp" to the baby-lady's house and the inn from another screen entirely. Just think outside the box.
* If you fail the quiz from one of the three keepers of Trogdor and are subsequently turned into Ron Cumberdale and lose the game, instead of loading a game, just click on RESTART on the load menu after Game Over. Skip the game's intro and then press Enter. This will once again bring up the question you answered wrong while your standing by the knight at the entrance of Trogdor's cave. Answering the question wrong again just gets you another Game Over, answering right just makes the box disappear. Although it doesn't seem like the box will ever go away no matter what you do. Even trying to move around brings it back up.
* Killing Kerrek too close to the top of the screen gets you caught in a bug! (Cause you have to walk around, and if you walk around and cross the screen boundary, you get stuck!)
* In the original public version, it was possible to score 152/150 at the end. If you went back to get another arrow after smiting the Kerrek, it would give you 2 more points (just like the first arrow). This was fixed about a day after the game's release, and now taking another arrow just prints a snarky message.

== Map ==
http://flickr.com/photos/431596.jpg

This is the map of Peasantry. To find an acre's name, find its coordinates below.
----
'''1A.''' Poor Gary's glen
'''1B.''' Kerrek tracks 1
'''1C.''' Old well
'''1D.''' Yellow tree
'''1E.''' Waterfall
'''2A.''' That hay bale
'''2B.''' That mud puddle
'''2C.''' Archery range
'''2D.''' River and stone
'''2E.''' Mountain pass
'''3A.''' Jhonka's cave
'''3B.''' Your burninated cottage
'''3C.''' Pebble lake west
'''3D.''' Pebble lake east
'''3E.''' Outside giant inn
'''4A.''' Outside mysterious cottage
'''4B.''' Wavy tree
'''4C.''' Kerrek tracks 2
'''4D.''' Outside baby lady cottage
'''4E.''' Burninated trees

== Hints and Tips ==

*Write things down, you might need them later.
*Remember to always LOOK around at things... you never know. Sometimes you get funny messages, other times they might be important.
*Wondering where the lost item is from the Baby Lady's Cottage is? Try getting some berries.
*The fisherman is out of bait. Maybe if you had some bait or feed.
*You can't kill Kerrek without a weapon. Try finding one.
*Check around your burninated cottage. You might find useful things there.
*How do you get across the river? Try going south all the way.
*To discover the nudist's name, type "Talk Tree". You can then "Talk [his name]" instead of "Talk Man" for a different message.
*How do you get the bucket down the well? Try putting some heavy things in it, like rocks.
*That mask could scare a horse!
*Don't get ARROW'D! by the archer in the hidden glen!
*The baby can help you get a lot of things for you. Four things, to be exact. But you only ''need'' one.

== Additional Information ==
*Page Title: '''Peasant's Quest'''
*See the [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=411 forum thread on this game]
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Game]
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/peasantsquest61.swf Game in Fullscreen]

*Also see [[Peasant's Quest Trailer]]

[[Category: Games]]

Cheap as Free

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:47:18 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: spelling, stub mark

The preferred brand in Free County, USA.

{{stub}}

Tangerine Dreams

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:46:27 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/5430/TD.gif

'''Tangerine Dreams''' is [[The Cheat]]'s iMac computer. He uses it to make Flash cartoons including: [[The Cheat Theme Song]], [[Everybody to the Limit]], a main page, and many more.

[[Category: Computers]]

Taranchula

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 15 Sep 2004 04:15:58 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: +stub mark

Featured in the Strong Bad E-mail "band names". They also had a song on the "Strong Bad Sings" CD.

{{stub}}

Scrolling Shooter Games Menu

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 15 Sep 2004 03:52:35 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Fun Facts */ broken image removed

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As Homsar would say, "Daaaaaahhh! James!". The Homestar Runner games section is where you can play games with your favorite characters in them. Here's a list of all of the games recently available on the games section.

''' Page Title :''' Shots do NOT hurt other players... yet.

== New Games Menu ==
*Old Games - ''So old they are new! Maybe you forgot!''
*[[TROGDOR!]] - ''One armed dragon might! Thrilling level!''
*[[Population: Tire]] - ''Bouncing tire Challenge! Begin at once!''
*[[Thy Dungeonman]] - ''Type an adventure! Keyboard to the max!''
*[[Awexome Cross]] - ''Rolling Cheat thunder! Grab n go cash!''
*[[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]] - ''Avoiding shaped attacks in a Strong Bad Zone!''
*[[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] - ''Switching colored treats! Floating delights!''
*[[Secret Collect]] - ''A flashing maze to create many times!''
*[[RhinoFeeder|Strong Bad's Rhino Feeder]] - ''Mighty zoo animal! Elude a snake!''
*[[Peasant's Quest]] - ''Robed peasant hero! Text and graphic style!''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click the center "Games Menu... 1982 Videlectrix" to go to the [[Videlectrix]] website.

*Click on the level number to change the backgrounds.

*When you collect one of the power-ups that appear occasionally, the character changes.
**The Characters are: 20X6 Homestar (H Pill), Stinkoman (SB Pill), 20X6 Coach Z (Z Pill), 20X6 The Cheat (Cheat Texture Pill) and Pan Pan (P Pill).

=== Fun Facts ===
*The game menu is a reference to side scrolling shoot 'em ups. The idea was simple: blast enemies, snag power-ups and avoid collisions.

* The levels are all inspired by classic video games.
**Level 1 (landscape) is modeled after Xevious (by Namco, 1982).
**Level 2 (sea/ships) is modeled after 1941 (by Capcom, 1984).
**Level 3 (space) is probably a reference to Galaxian (by Namco, 1979) and Galaga (by Namco, 1981), though neither game had nebulae.

*The capsules are from Arkanoid (by Taito, 1986).

*This is the first time a 20X6 The Cheat and 20X6 Coach Z have ever been shown.

*The "Old Games" ship is an airplane with smoke coming out it and is similar to one from Time Pilot (Konami, 1982).

*When you choose Pan Pan, his mouth moves even though he communicates by bouncing, seen in [[Under Construction]].

*When this menu was first released, the information bar at the bottom (score, brand, level) was not there. It was added shortly thereafter.

*The "Ready!" text that you see when you enter the menu is from one of the NES Mega Man games, that is, it uses a similar font and placement.

*The continually rolling "1982 Videlectrix" bar at the bottom is a reference to a similar animation that appeared in most Atari 2600 games made by Activision.

*The ships have similarities to the characters they represent.

*While most of the website fits into a small rectangle with rounded edges, this menu has proportions more like that of an arcade cabinet's monitor, with sharp edges.

*You can never get a score higher than 0000 as of 7/29/04.

*The page title, "Shots do NOT hurt other players...yet." is from the classic arcade game "Gauntlet."

*Each of the character's ships has a different speed (How fast it can keep up with the mouse). From fastest to slowest: The Cheat, Homestar, Stinkoman, Coach Z, and Pan Pan.

== Old Games Menu ==

Choosing "Old Games" on the above menu brings you to the "Super Old Games-n-Such" menu, a modified version of the previous games menu, modeled after an old Nintendo Game and Watch. The games listed there are:

*[[Dancin' Bubs]]
*[[Homestar Talker]]
*[[Audition With Marzipan]]
*[[Bronco Trolleys]]
*[[Strong Libs]]
*[[Homestar Quiz]]
*[[Hairstyle Runner]]
*[[Fortune Cookies]]
*[[Spin 'n' Say]]
*[[Astro Lite]]

''' Page Title :''' Exciting Handheld Action!

== Other Games (secret, old, etc.) ==
There are also other games that don't appear on the Homestar Runner games menu, which are old games, games that appeared on another page or in the cartoons. Here is a list of those games:

=== From Cartoons ===
*[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR|Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]
*[[Super Kingio Brothers]]
*[[Fishing Game]]
*[[Duckpond]]
*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]
*[[Egg Throwing Game]]
*[[Peg Strong Sad]]

=== Other Pages ===
*[[Kick the Cheat]]
*[[Pigs on Head]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman 2]]
*[[Revenge of The King]]
*[[Hallrunner]]
*[[Duck Guardian]]

=== Old Games ===
*[[She Loves Me!]]

== External Links ==

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/games.html view the Games Menu]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/gamesmenu_new.swf view the Games Menu in fullscreen]

[[Category:Games]]

StrongBadZone

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 15 Sep 2004 00:11:06 GMT

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http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/StrongBadZone.PNG

== Summary ==
This game is similar to the Diamonds 3D vector game for the Mac. You are a spikey-headed guy trying to block "devastating 3D attacks" that come flipping towards you. If you hit them, they bounce back. You try to hit Strong Bad's head until it disappears. This game first appeared as a joke in the [[Strong Bad Email]]: [[video games]], and is the source of the quote, ''"Well, my head a splode!"''.

This game can be accessed from [[video games]], as well as the [[Games]] menu.

== Additional Information ==
* Page title: ''' I Strong Bad I hunger!''' (A reference to Sinistar: "I am Sinistar! I hunger!")
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbzone.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbzone02.swf Game in Fullscreen]

[[Category: Games]]

Homsar

poorlydrawnplato — Wed, 15 Sep 2004 00:02:35 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Slight edit of summary

''This is an article about '''Homsar''', the character. For the Strong Bad Email of the same name see: [[homsar (email)]]''

== Screenshot ==
http://www.dratcat.net/quick/images/homsar.jpg

Homsar is a parody of Homestar Runner. He lives in his own little world, but that's OK, he is happy there. Strong Bad hates him, but he is on good terms with Marzipan and Strong Sad. A random little weirdo, he interjects non-sequiturs. Homsar was first created in the [[Strong_Bad_Email|Strong Bad Email]] [[homsar_(email)|homsar]] when ''Vinnie'' wrote in and badly misspelled Homestar's name. He has a yellow hat, and wears a blue shirt-thing with his name written across it. He can do a perfect imitation of Strong Sad, but for his hat.
*First appearance: [[homsar_(email)]]

*Past Halloween costumes Homsar has worn include:
**Wimpy
**Ghost Dog
**Slash

*[[:Category:Homsar Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

== Character Video Transcript ==
''{'''Page Title:''' The Hand-Me-Down Clown!}''

''{The background is upside-down throughout the video, with the blue sky on the bottom of the screen and the green grass at the top.}''

'''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! I brought my best foot flowered... Pshoo! Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! ''{runs around screen and ends up at the top, upside down}'' Think I won the powerball.

(Note: To view Homsar's character video, click "Eject" on the VCR, then click the tape.)

== Selected Homsar Quotes ==

Check out [[Homsar Quotes]] to see a list of everything Homsar has said.
=== From Strong Bad Email ===
*[[for_kids|for kids]] (#110):
**"I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
**"That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"

*[[different_town|different town]] (#99):
**"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm forever your girl!" ''{as Modestly Hot Homsar}''

=== Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5: ===
*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."

=== Where's the Cheat?: ===
*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"

=== Pumpkin Carve-nival: ===
*"I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"

=== The House That Gave Sucky Treats ===
*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!"

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_homsar.html watch Homsar's character video]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_homsar.swf view the flash file for Homsar's character video]

[[category:Main Characters]]

Talk:invisibility

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:58:35 GMT

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==Screenshot size==
I think that the recently added [[Media:invisibility.PNG|screenshot]] is a bit large. Usually we just stick to the default size displayed on H*R.com. Or there abouts. -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:47, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

It's my addition, and I think you're right. I'll fix it. [[User:poorlydrawnplato|Carson]] 16:54, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

Fixed. [[User:poorlydrawnplato|Carson]] 16:58, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

Talk:invisibility

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:54:33 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Screenshot size */

Old-Timey Strong Bad

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:52:12 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: removed useless link

http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon/sirstrongbad.png

'''The Strong Bad''' is the [[1936]] version of [[Strong Bad]]. Then he had a slightly British accent instead of his current accent of debatable origin. Also, he has a dastardly moustache and wears "gentlemen's sport gloves" instead of boxing gloves. He sent half of his moustache to today's Strong Bad in a sealed envelope for the sake of history.

Debut: [[Kick the Can]]

[[Category:1936 Characters]]

Old-Timey Strong Bad

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:51:35 GMT

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http://www.freewebs.com/upsilon/sirstrongbad.png

'''The Strong Bad''' is the [[1936]] version of [[Strong Bad]]. Then he had a slightly British accent instead of his current accent of [[Talk: The Strong Bad | debatable origin]]. Also, he has a dastardly moustache and wears "gentlemen's sport gloves" instead of boxing gloves. He sent half of his moustache to today's Strong Bad in a sealed envelope for the sake of history.

Debut: [[Kick the Can]]

[[Category:1936 Characters]]

User:poorlydrawnplato

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:49:11 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

Hey, I'm Carson. I program computers and religiously check h*r for updates. 
I'm very proud of my edit/reformat of [[Peasant's Quest]]. 
My weblog: http://crimplesnoff.blogspot.com 

Let's get those old pages copied over, folks!

invisibility

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:43:39 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

== Screenshot ==

[[Image:invisibility.PNG]]

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #41'''

[[Tandy 400]] is dead and gone. BEHOLD! Da [[Compy 386]]! A spectacle of graphics and sound!
Strong Bad discovers being invisible really isn't worth it.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' {off-screen} I'm hooome!

''{He walks to his old computer and sits by it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. ''{He removes the post-it on the screen that says "DORKS!" on it and an angry face with sharp teeth below.}'' And don't need this anymore. ''{He knocks down his old computer.}'' For behold... ''{He replaces his old computer with a new one.}'' a 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! ''{The "386 Version 1.5" logo appears on the screen.}'' Okay, let's get to checking!

<pre>strong bad,

what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????

sin studly17</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well dumb name, this is something I've often thought about myself. And I came to the conclusion that... I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do. So I'd probably just do the kinda stuff I normally do.

''{An invisible Strong Bad steals two boxes of swiss cake rolls from Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{background voice}'' You know, like, steal stuff...

''{Bubs turns around to find the swiss cake roll boxes floating away.}''

'''BUBS:''' My chocolates! Come back, my chocolates! I didn't mean what I said.

''{Homestar Runner is standing infront of the bushes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{background voice}'' ...punch stuff...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan is late. ''{The boxes of rolls float up to Homestar.}'' Oh hey guys!

''{A punch noise is heard, Homestar doubles over, the cake rolls keep floating off.}''

Oof! Owww. Those things are bad for you.

''{The invisible Strong Bad eats the swiss cake rolls on his couch infront of the TV.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{background voice}'' ...eat stuff... and at the same time... watch stuff...

''{A buzz sound is heard from the TV.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoo ha ha ha! Survey says, you're an idiot!

''{Strong Mad enters the room and walks to the invisible Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh hey man. Look, I'm sitting here, I'm just invisible, okay? Hey! Brain-for-brains! I'm right here! The floating Swiss Cake Roll is talking to you! Hey, now what the...NONONONO...

''{Strong Mad gets angry and jumps on the couch where the invisible Strong Bad is sitting.}''

NOOOOOOOO!

''{Cut back to the computer with Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! ''{typing}'' Nevermind. Being invisible is not worth a face full of Strong Mad butt. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa! ''{resumes typing}'' I feel like I need to take a shower. I dunno when the last time he washed that singlet was. ''{stops typing}'' Anyways. Remember, kids! Take your vitamins, pretend you're hilarious, and always, ''always'', e-mail Strong Bad.

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}'' ''{Then the screen fades out and back in to see Tandy in a trash can.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of it, the screen will fade to the Tandy in the trash. You can click on the contrast buttons to see some funny last words.
**Why strong bad? why?
**Remember the duck pond?
**I thought we were a team.
**whatever, man. I can make it on my own
**386? more like three eighty SUCKS!
**Tell the printer I'll miss her
**Yeah? well someone on eBay loves me.
**There's flies in me. it tickles
**My mind is going. I can feel it.
**Fine, I'm gonna start giving away secrets.
**Have you clicked on the 'O' in message bored?
**Justin Bailey ****** ******
**Oh jeez. I think this is really it.
**gasp.
**wheez.
**cough.
**end of line.

== Fun Facts ==

*The line "My mind is going. I can feel it." is a reference to the movie '''2001: A Space Odessy'''

*The line "Justin Bailey ****** ******" is reference to a cheat code in Metroid for the NES.

*The line "end of line." is a reference to the movie '''Tron.'''

*One of the 'last words' is a hint to click on the 'O' in Message Bored, if you click on the O there it brings you to 3 hidden games.

*If you look at the Tandy's screen when its in the garbage, you'll notice that the crack in the glass isn't there.

*If you try to change the contrast on Tandy before Strong Bad's reflection appears, the reflection is not changed like in previous emails, instead, it looks like his reflection on Compy.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail41.html watch "invisibility"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail41.swf watch "invisibility" in fullscreen]

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

invisibility

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:43:05 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Screenshot added

== Screenshot ==

[[Image:invisibility.png]]

== Summary ==

'''Strong Bad Email #41'''

[[Tandy 400]] is dead and gone. BEHOLD! Da [[Compy 386]]! A spectacle of graphics and sound!
Strong Bad discovers being invisible really isn't worth it.

'''Features: [[Strong Bad]], [[Bubs]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]]'''

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' {off-screen} I'm hooome!

''{He walks to his old computer and sits by it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. ''{He removes the post-it on the screen that says "DORKS!" on it and an angry face with sharp teeth below.}'' And don't need this anymore. ''{He knocks down his old computer.}'' For behold... ''{He replaces his old computer with a new one.}'' a 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! ''{The "386 Version 1.5" logo appears on the screen.}'' Okay, let's get to checking!

<pre>strong bad,

what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????

sin studly17</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well dumb name, this is something I've often thought about myself. And I came to the conclusion that... I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do. So I'd probably just do the kinda stuff I normally do.

''{An invisible Strong Bad steals two boxes of swiss cake rolls from Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{background voice}'' You know, like, steal stuff...

''{Bubs turns around to find the swiss cake roll boxes floating away.}''

'''BUBS:''' My chocolates! Come back, my chocolates! I didn't mean what I said.

''{Homestar Runner is standing infront of the bushes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{background voice}'' ...punch stuff...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Marzipan is late. ''{The boxes of rolls float up to Homestar.}'' Oh hey guys!

''{A punch noise is heard, Homestar doubles over, the cake rolls keep floating off.}''

Oof! Owww. Those things are bad for you.

''{The invisible Strong Bad eats the swiss cake rolls on his couch infront of the TV.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{background voice}'' ...eat stuff... and at the same time... watch stuff...

''{A buzz sound is heard from the TV.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hoo ha ha ha! Survey says, you're an idiot!

''{Strong Mad enters the room and walks to the invisible Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh hey man. Look, I'm sitting here, I'm just invisible, okay? Hey! Brain-for-brains! I'm right here! The floating Swiss Cake Roll is talking to you! Hey, now what the...NONONONO...

''{Strong Mad gets angry and jumps on the couch where the invisible Strong Bad is sitting.}''

NOOOOOOOO!

''{Cut back to the computer with Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh! ''{typing}'' Nevermind. Being invisible is not worth a face full of Strong Mad butt. ''{stops typing}'' Whoa! ''{resumes typing}'' I feel like I need to take a shower. I dunno when the last time he washed that singlet was. ''{stops typing}'' Anyways. Remember, kids! Take your vitamins, pretend you're hilarious, and always, ''always'', e-mail Strong Bad.

''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}'' ''{Then the screen fades out and back in to see Tandy in a trash can.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of it, the screen will fade to the Tandy in the trash. You can click on the contrast buttons to see some funny last words.
**Why strong bad? why?
**Remember the duck pond?
**I thought we were a team.
**whatever, man. I can make it on my own
**386? more like three eighty SUCKS!
**Tell the printer I'll miss her
**Yeah? well someone on eBay loves me.
**There's flies in me. it tickles
**My mind is going. I can feel it.
**Fine, I'm gonna start giving away secrets.
**Have you clicked on the 'O' in message bored?
**Justin Bailey ****** ******
**Oh jeez. I think this is really it.
**gasp.
**wheez.
**cough.
**end of line.

== Fun Facts ==

*The line "My mind is going. I can feel it." is a reference to the movie '''2001: A Space Odessy'''

*The line "Justin Bailey ****** ******" is reference to a cheat code in Metroid for the NES.

*The line "end of line." is a reference to the movie '''Tron.'''

*One of the 'last words' is a hint to click on the 'O' in Message Bored, if you click on the O there it brings you to 3 hidden games.

*If you look at the Tandy's screen when its in the garbage, you'll notice that the crack in the glass isn't there.

*If you try to change the contrast on Tandy before Strong Bad's reflection appears, the reflection is not changed like in previous emails, instead, it looks like his reflection on Compy.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail41.html watch "invisibility"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail41.swf watch "invisibility" in fullscreen]

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]

File:invisibility.PNG

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:42:18 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

invisibility screenshot

File:invisibility.PNG

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:41:55 GMT

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invisibilty screenshot

User talk:Drhaggis

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:32:06 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

Thanks for the categories on the games pages, I missed that.
[[User:poorlydrawnplato|Carson]] 16:32, 14 Sep 2004 (MST)

Strong Libs

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 03:17:59 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: added libs

==Summary==
Have you ever played Mad Libs? If so this is the same basic concept, except that you only have a few you can do and once you do them it gets boring. For the few people out there who haven't played Mad Libs, basically there is a story with blanks placed strategically all over it where words should be. Now the blanks often have words under them, like noun or adjective and these tell you what kind of words you can put there. It's pretty fun and it gives you a chance to widen your vocabulary a bit.

==The Libs==

===Strong Bad Libs===

====Lib One(My Idiot Brother)====

My idiot brother (guy's name) is such a (food item)! When I (verb) him, he (verb-ends in s). When he loses a (noun), he (verb-ends in s). And when I call him a (food item), he (verb-ends in s)!! I hate my idiot brother (guy's name).

====Lib Two(Some Guy I Laughed At)====

The other day I was at (place) eating (plural noun) when out of nowhere came this (adjective) guy. I could tell he had serious (noun) problems from the get-go. His (body part) was all (adjective) and stank like (celebrity). A (noun) was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a pile of (liquid). I laughed my (body part) off.

====Lib Three(You Stink and I Hate You)====

HEY YOU!! You smell like (plural noun)! And your (body part) is (adjective). Why don't you go to (place) and quit (verb-ends in ing) up my stuff. You make me want to (verb)! You remind me of a (adjective) (animal). (Exclamation)!!! You're (adjective). Get away from me. Who invited you anyway? Homestar (verb)-er? Well, he (verb-ends in s) too. You guys probably learned to (verb) from the same (occupation). I hope you like (plural noun). Cause you (verb).

===Strong Mad Libs===

====Lib One(WHO I MUST DESTROY)====

I MUST DESTROY (CELEBRITY)!

====Lib Two(I AM STRONG MAD)====

HARD LIKE (NOUN). I (VERB) DOWN ON THE WORLD BELOW. ALL WILL (VERB) AT MY (BODY PART). BEHOLD MY (AJECTIVE) (NOUN). I AM STRONG MAD. I AM (ACTOR).

====Lib Three(THE WAR WALRUS)====

ALL HAIL (NAME), THE WAR WALRUS. ONCE EVERY (NUMBER) YEARS HE IS FREED FROM HIS PRISON IN THE (NEWSCASTER) ZONE. HE WILL BRING (PLURAL NOUN) AND (PLURAL NOUN) TO THE PEOPLE OF (PLACE). WITH HIS MIGHTY (NOUN) IN HAND HE WILL (VERB) YOU ALL. IN ORDER TO BE SPARED YOU MST LEAVE A (FRUIT) UNDER YOUR (BODY PART) ONLY THEN WILL (NAME) (VERB) YOU.

===Strong Sad Libs===

====Lib One(Dead Flowers)====

I (verb) in the dark. Where am I? Where is my (noun)? (Adjective). Phantoms make (plural noun) in the night. I am alone. I float like (comedian).

====Lib Two(When I Die)====

When I die I hope somebody comes to the funeral. Somebody (adjective). I hope there are big (plural noun) full of (adjective) flowers. And there'll be a (occupation) who will read passages from (magazine) in my honor. And (adjective) girls will cry out my name. And all the people who (verb-past tense) me when I was little will (verb) their eyes out. But nobody would ever come to my funeral so nevermind.

====Lib Three(A Boy Named Fat Kid)====

Once there was a boy named (boy's name). Nobody at (rock star's name) Elementary School liked him. They hated him and (verb-past tense) on him and called him (noun). Once they even put (adjective) (animal-plural) in his underpants. He told the teachers but they just made fun of his (body part). There was a girl named (another name) that thought he was cute but she (verb-past tense) (plural noun). (Boy's name) was very adjective that day. Then one day he got (adjective) and everbody liked him. But then he found out they were kidding and really making a (noun) out of him. He (verb-past tense) some more. He is still a (noun) today.

Dancin' Bubs

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 03:01:20 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

http://img67.photobucket.com/albums/v204/bentwookiee/dancinbubs2.jpg

== Summary ==
Dancin' Bubs is a game in which ((Bubs)) does a variety of movements with his arms, head, and legs, to four phat beats (plus silence) and four backgrounds (plus plain black). Bubs can also do a few flips, twists and spins.

== References ==

=== HomestarRunner.com ===

*[[Homeschool Winner]] and An [[Unnamed Girl]] can be seen in one of the backgrounds.
*Spraypainted on the rear wall of the third "breakdancing" background (with the cardboard and jambox) is the word "[[Prance]]."

== Glitches ==

*When you select "rt arm", it actually moves Bubs's ''left'' arm, and when you select "lt arm," it moves his ''right'' arm.

== Additional Information ==
*Page Title: '''This guy's got moves!!!'''
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/dance.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/dance.swf Game in fullscreen]

*Links to the sound loops: [http://www.homestarrunner.com/banjo.swf Banjo], [http://www.homestarrunner.com/money.swf Techno], [http://www.homestarrunner.com/drumnbass.swf Everybody To The Limit], [http://www.homestarrunner.com/breakbeat.swf Everybody! Everybody!]

Peasant's Quest

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 02:54:00 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Homestarrunner.com */

http://justas.ggcmedia.com/peasantsquest.png

== Summary ==
''The latest installment from Videlectrix!'' A real long time ago, in the peasant kingdom of Peasantry, some people lived... IN FEAR! YOU are Rather Dashing, a peasant wearing short pants who returns from his vacation to find his thatched-roof cottage BURNINATED! You swear revenge and embark on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator once and for all!

== Instructions ==

* Look around by typing stuff like "Look".
* Talk to folks by typing "talk" or "talk man".
* Take items by typing "get (item)"
* Use items by typing "use (item)". You can also "throw (item)", "give (item)", or some other action words.
* Type "inv" to see your Inventory.
* Type "save" to save your game and "load" to load a game. (Cookies must be enabled.)
* Press + or - to speed up or slow down your character.

== Fun Facts ==

* At the end, for some reason, the statue just bears a t-shirt instead of the clothes that Rather wore during the game.
** This is the same "Scalding Lake" souvenir shirt that is in your inventory when you start the game.
*The game URL is /disk4of12.html.
*www.PeasantsQuest.com forwards you to the game.
*If you type "sleep" in the baby lady's house, it'll say "thats probably how the baby got there in the first place".
* When you die, the programmers give you a little message: " 'Thanks so much for playing this game here! Don't get too frustrated. Take some time for yourself. Have a refreshing coffee. Relax. Then come back and try again maybe!' - The Videlectrix Guys"
*On the "Loading" screen, you can see the game on the computer screen.

=== References ===

==== Homestarrunner.com ====

* The screen title "River b/w Tree" is a reference to [[helium]] , in which [[Marzipan]] and [[Homestar Runner]] discuss the subject briefly. The abbreviation "w/" for "with" is not used, instead it's "b/w" which was used on old vinyl records and singles to refer to the B-side ("b/w" = "backed with").
* If you try to jumping in the left side of the lake, it responds "Not so fast, Swimmer Dan!" which is a reference to [[Strong Bad]]'s line "Look who thinks he's Clever Dan!"
* When you reach the top of the mountain, it says "Nice jorb climbing the cliff.", which is a reference to [[A Jorb Well Done]], as well as [[Coach Z]]'s accent in general.
* Trogdor has the same voice as the Visor Robot from Senor Cardgage Mortgage short.

==== Music ====

* If you type LOOK near the hay, it says "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide" a reference to "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses.
* Looking at the rock in the middle of the river gives a reference to "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard.
* When you scare Gary it says he "broke on through to the other side", a reference to "Break on Through" by the Doors.
* Hugging the tree at the hay bale produces a reference to a well-known Byrds song.

==== Games ====

* The game itself may be a parody of "King's Quest 1" and related games; "Peasantry" is a play on "Daventry", there are mountains in the background that can never be reached, no matter how far north Dashing travels, and one screen is "apparently autumn".
* When you type "kill" or "break" anything, it says "Violence is not the answer". This may be a reference to King's Quest, which had the same message when you tried any such thing.
* If you try to GET CANDLE after waking in the Inn, it will say "It looks like you should be able to do that, but you can't." This is a play on the fact that many old games had important items standing out, with brighter colors or a thicker border (making it easier to find the right book in a bookshelf to open a secret passage).
* Starting from the Hidden Glen screen, turn left as you exit through the hole in the fence. This allows you enter the screen "located" above the Hidden Glen, which turns out to be the interior of the Baby Lady Cottage. Entering the cottage in this manner changes the way you interact with your surroundings, allowing you to walk through walls, and even walk an indeterminate distance off the edge of the screen. This is not an error, I think, but rather a reference to Atari's old Adventure game, in which you could peer off the edge of one screen into another, and enter a secret room which is said to be the first instance of an "easter egg" in a game.
* At the bale of hay, if you type "Get hay", it makes a reference to Thy Dungeonman 2 by saying "Who do you think you are, some kind of Thy Dungeonman?"
* When you type "look" and then an object that doesn't really contribute to the game, the message will say "You don't need to look at that." This may be a reference to Space Quest 4 in which it says the exact same thing.
* When you type in "die" it says "That wasn't very smart". This is a reference to Thy Dungeonman.
* When trying to 'get' a certain object the game will tell you "No. That doesn't look like it would fit in your pants.' And there is one other reference telling you the main character has stuffed an object into his shorts. These may be references to the point and click puzzle adventure Monkey Island games, in which the main character, Guybrush Threepwood, stuffs any helpful props he can find in his pants.
* The Q-Baby may be a reference to the James Bond game "Everything or Nothing" where you have a Q-Spider that can crawl through small places.
* When you smite the Kerrek, it'll first say "Here goes, Kid Icarus". This may be a reference to a Nintendo game of the same name: Kid Icarus.
* The save screen may be a reference to the old Legend of Zelda games in both format, the addition of hearts through progress, and the addition of artifacts that are added to your body (shield, helmet, sword).

==== Other ====

* At the bale of hay, type "look tree". It says "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!", which is a reference to the classic Christmas Peanuts titled "It's Christmas, Charlie Brown!" (or a reference to the 1976 Peanuts TV special ["It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown]".)
* When you look at the painting in the inn, it says that there are dogs playing magic the nerdering. This is a reference to a card game called 'Magic the Gathering'. The painting itself is a reference to C. M. Coolidge's painting of Dogs Playing Poker, "Looks Like Four of a Kind".
* When you first talk to the knight guarding the mountain pass, he calls you "Dragonheart", referencing the movie of the same name.
* If you ring the bell in the Inn it says "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes 'DUNG.'" This is probably a reference to the Monty Python joke: "What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG."
* If you try to get the pebbles but are too far away it says you try to do your best Mr. Fantastic impression. This is a reference to the Fantastic Four.
* If you go to the screen with "River b/w Tree" and type "look hut" or "look cottage", it says "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it." This is a reference to the Head-Crusher sketch on Kids in the Hall.
* If you try to "scare gary" before getting the maskus, two of the three possible responses are references. The first ("You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him.") is a reference to an Urban Legend, and the second ("You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before.") is a reference to the movie "Scream".
* "Look tree" on the Hidden Glen screen. The result could of course be a reference to any fantasy story with elves, but is like a reference to the portrayal of Legolas in the recent Lord of the Rings films. Some variation of this phrase was heard to be uttered by fanatics everywhere.
* Attempting to drink the water in the well gives a reference to "Caddyshack".
* If you try to give the Jhonka something he'll reply with "Don't need nothing from no filthy peasantses!!" This may be a reference to the Lord of the Rings character, Gollum. Jhonka kind of resembles him.
* Try drinking anything. You will get a message saying that you don't need to. The message is reminiscent of a scene in the movie Caddyshack involving the Dalai Lama.

== Easter Eggs ==

* If you kick, kill, or punch "poor gary" (the horse), it kills you, then makes fun of you telling you the reason you did it was because you suck at the game.
* If you type anything involving the word "cheat", it'll say "meh".
* If you type "die", you, er, die.
* Try typing "fry 'em up dan" or anything with the word "dan" in the phrase.
* When on the screen with the horse, try typing "scare horse" before you have the mask.
* If you stand between the archer (Dongolev) and the tree he's shooting arrows at, the game will make a sarcastic remark and you'll die.
* If you don't take the Kerrek's belt right away and get the robe and get on fire first, the guard will recognize that you have the robe, but not that you're on fire.
* If you type "look bush" on the pebble lake west screen, it will respond with "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind.", then type "look berries" and it reponds "Shut up.", finally type "get berries" and it reponds "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
* If you look at the SuperTime FunBow on the inventory screen, a blue clickable square will appear to the left, but clicking won't do anything. Maybe an unfinished easter-egg?
* Try typing different things like "this sucks", "party", "boo", "dance" or other stuff. You usually get funny messages. Remember to save first though.
* Try typing "get bone" in "Cliffland Heights".
* After you remove the rock to the cottage, try to crawl inside. The game will say something like "You couldn't fit, even if you chopped off your arms, legs and head". Type "cut off arms, legs, and head", and it will say "I'd like to see you try". Type "try" and you do just that. NOTE: This results in death, so save your game first.
* Type "climb tree" at any tree.
* Type "look tree" and "climb tree" at the arrow tree.
* Try typing just "why".
* On the screen with the lantern, when you try and take it, it says there's a plaque there. If you try and take the plaque, but spell it plague, you get a funny error.
* If you go to the stream (from the waterfall) and type in "swim stream", it will tell you "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal." This seemingly only works in the stream with the rock in the middle of it.
* At the archery place, if you try to take an arrow from the bullseyes/trees ("get arrow"), you'll get an interesting message.
* Interacting with objects clearly intended only for the landscape (like certain trees or the stump in Poor Gary's screen) often gets you funny messages.
* Try talking to Gary and the baby (before you get it) for some amusing responses.
* If you try climbing into the well, a message tells you your insurance doesn't cover that.
* If you type in "quit" you'll hurt the game's feelings. NOTE: You will still quit, though.
* Try typing "map" before you get it.
* Wait a while in the wavy tree area and Naked Ned should appear behind the other tree.
* Try closing the pantry door in the inn.
* Try going up to a person and saying "ask about fire", "ask about robe", or "ask about smell".
* Try getting the flies on Poor Gary, and you'll get a funny message.
* On the "load game" screen you see after you die, you can press enter a couple of times and see the death sequence again.
* Type "Smell" or "sniff" to get a message about the scent of computer games.
* Type "get broom" in Ned's hut to get a message about the availability of items.
* Go to the well, and type "turn crank" and then, stand away from the well, and type "turn crank" again, for a funny message.
* Typing any sort of direction will result in the message, 'Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.'
* Type 'get berries' at the old lady and baby cottage, and they will get squishes in your hand. If you type it again, you get the message 'You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b.' This should (presumably) say 'My bad,' not 'My b.'
* Type 'throw baby' before or after you get the baby while the old man is still in the ocean and the game will say '"That isn't gonna work for bait!" the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume.'
* Go to the rock home with the note, and type "take note" or "get note", then go to the inn and type the same thing.
* When you go to the archery table, type "look desk".
* Try typing "talk" behind the archery desk.
* Put the baby in the well's bucket ("put baby in bucket") and lower, then type "use crank" to retreive the now-mind-damaged baby. You recieve a meatball sub as well as the baby.
* At the well, try getting in the bucket yourself, and you'll receive an unflattering comment about your body.
* While at the well, try typing "use pebbles". Apparently, the game wants you to be more specific.
* After the baby lady runs away with her(?) riches, go back into her cottage and try talking to her.
* At the lake, after you've already fed the fish for the old man, try throwing the baby and you'll get a funny message.
* After you've gotten your robe and a room at the inn, try walking in a direction that doesn't lead to the burned lantern tree for a funny message.
* If you try talking to someone who isn't in the screen or who doesn't exist, the game will say "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to".
* Try saying "haldo" to the archer's brother without talking to the archer first. You'll get a funny message.
* Type "talk kerrek" when it's around for a funny message.
* Try loading a game while Kerrek is bearing down on you.
* Update post-SB-email-110: "make friends with kerrek" and "buy kerrek a cold one" now work in the actual game. Warning: the second one will speed up the Kerrek.
* Try typing "Throw baby in well" or "Drop baby" for humorous messages.
* Type "Pet Horse" or "Pet Poor Gary" and you'll get a quite funny message.

== Ways to Die ==

* Typing DIE.
* Kicking Poor Gary the horse.
* Walking too near the Kerrek.
* Typing TRY outside the Mysterious Cottage.
** It makes more sense if you first type CRAWL IN HOLE then CUT OFF ARMS LEGS AND HEAD, but works without those.
* Walking in front of Dongolev's bow.
* Trying to TAKE ARROW before Dongolev leaves.
* Admitting to the Jhonka that you took his riches.
* Dropping the baby in the well's bucket, then exiting the screen.
* Getting knocked off the cliff near Trogdor's lair.
* Failing the Trog-Trivia questions of any of the Three Keepers of Trogdor (a different message and animation for each).
* Sneaking too close to sleeping Trogdor.
* Winning (with or without talking to Trogdor).

== Glitches ==

* Go in the Jhonka's house screen , then go south of the house and walk north over the small rock in front of the door and keep walking to the door, then go right. You SHOULD in the jhonka's house, but you're not!
* If you deploy the baby on the side opposite the rock, you go into the cottage, and the game freezes.
* A strange mapping bug allows you to "warp" to the baby-lady's house and the inn from another screen entirely. Just think outside the box.
* If you fail the quiz from one of the three keepers of Trogdor and are subsequently turned into Ron Cumberdale and lose the game, instead of loading a game, just click on RESTART on the load menu after Game Over. Skip the game's intro and then press Enter. This will once again bring up the question you answered wrong while your standing by the knight at the entrance of Trogdor's cave. Answering the question wrong again just gets you another Game Over, answering right just makes the box disappear. Although it doesn't seem like the box will ever go away no matter what you do. Even trying to move around brings it back up.
* Killing Kerrek too close to the top of the screen gets you caught in a bug! (Cause you have to walk around, and if you walk around and cross the screen boundary, you get stuck!)
* In the original public version, it was possible to score 152/150 at the end. If you went back to get another arrow after smiting the Kerrek, it would give you 2 more points (just like the first arrow). This was fixed about a day after the game's release, and now taking another arrow just prints a snarky message.

== Map ==
http://flickr.com/photos/431596.jpg

This is the map of Peasantry. To find an acre's name, find its coordinates below.
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'''1A.''' Poor Gary's glen
'''1B.''' Kerrek tracks 1
'''1C.''' Old well
'''1D.''' Yellow tree
'''1E.''' Waterfall
'''2A.''' That hay bale
'''2B.''' That mud puddle
'''2C.''' Archery range
'''2D.''' River and stone
'''2E.''' Mountain pass
'''3A.''' Jhonka's cave
'''3B.''' Your burninated cottage
'''3C.''' Pebble lake west
'''3D.''' Pebble lake east
'''3E.''' Outside giant inn
'''4A.''' Outside mysterious cottage
'''4B.''' Wavy tree
'''4C.''' Kerrek tracks 2
'''4D.''' Outside baby lady cottage
'''4E.''' Burninated trees

== Hints and Tips ==

*Write things down, you might need them later.
*Remember to always LOOK around at things... you never know. Sometimes you get funny messages, other times they might be important.
*Wondering where the lost item is from the Baby Lady's Cottage is? Try getting some berries.
*The fisherman is out of bait. Maybe if you had some bait or feed.
*You can't kill Kerrek without a weapon. Try finding one.
*Check around your burninated cottage. You might find useful things there.
*How do you get across the river? Try going south all the way.
*To discover the nudist's name, type "Talk Tree". You can then "Talk [his name]" instead of "Talk Man" for a different message.
*How do you get the bucket down the well? Try putting some heavy things in it, like rocks.
*That mask could scare a horse!
*Don't get ARROW'D! by the archer in the hidden glen!
*The baby can help you get a lot of things for you. Four things, to be exact.

== Additional Information ==
*Page Title: '''Peasant's Quest'''
*See the [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=411 forum thread on this game]
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Game]
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/peasantsquest61.swf Game in Fullscreen]

*Also see [[Peasant's Quest Trailer]]

Peasant's Quest

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 02:53:08 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Copied, uber-edited, sorted, hugely reformatted.

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== Summary ==
''The latest installment from Videlectrix!'' A real long time ago, in the peasant kingdom of Peasantry, some people lived... IN FEAR! YOU are Rather Dashing, a peasant wearing short pants who returns from his vacation to find his thatched-roof cottage BURNINATED! You swear revenge and embark on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator once and for all!

== Instructions ==

* Look around by typing stuff like "Look".
* Talk to folks by typing "talk" or "talk man".
* Take items by typing "get (item)"
* Use items by typing "use (item)". You can also "throw (item)", "give (item)", or some other action words.
* Type "inv" to see your Inventory.
* Type "save" to save your game and "load" to load a game. (Cookies must be enabled.)
* Press + or - to speed up or slow down your character.

== Fun Facts ==

* At the end, for some reason, the statue just bears a t-shirt instead of the clothes that Rather wore during the game.
** This is the same "Scalding Lake" souvenir shirt that is in your inventory when you start the game.
*The game URL is /disk4of12.html.
*www.PeasantsQuest.com forwards you to the game.
*If you type "sleep" in the baby lady's house, it'll say "thats probably how the baby got there in the first place".
* When you die, the programmers give you a little message: " 'Thanks so much for playing this game here! Don't get too frustrated. Take some time for yourself. Have a refreshing coffee. Relax. Then come back and try again maybe!' - The Videlectrix Guys"
*On the "Loading" screen, you can see the game on the computer screen.

=== References ===

==== Homestarrunner.com ====

* The screen title "River b/w Tree" is a reference to [[helium]] , in which [[Marzipan]] and [[Homestar]] discuss the subject briefly. The abbreviation "w/" for "with" is not used, instead it's "b/w" which was used on old vinyl records and singles to refer to the B-side ("b/w" = "backed with").
* If you try to jumping in the left side of the lake, it responds "Not so fast, Swimmer Dan!" which is a reference to [[Strong Bad]]'s line "Look who thinks he's Clever Dan!"
* When you reach the top of the mountain, it says "Nice jorb climbing the cliff.", which is a reference to [[A Jorb Well Done]], as well as [[Coach Z]]'s accent in general.
* Trogdor has the same voice as the Visor Robot from Senor Cardgage Mortgage short.

==== Music ====

* If you type LOOK near the hay, it says "It reminds you of a warm, safe place where as a child you'd hide" a reference to "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses.
* Looking at the rock in the middle of the river gives a reference to "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard.
* When you scare Gary it says he "broke on through to the other side", a reference to "Break on Through" by the Doors.
* Hugging the tree at the hay bale produces a reference to a well-known Byrds song.

==== Games ====

* The game itself may be a parody of "King's Quest 1" and related games; "Peasantry" is a play on "Daventry", there are mountains in the background that can never be reached, no matter how far north Dashing travels, and one screen is "apparently autumn".
* When you type "kill" or "break" anything, it says "Violence is not the answer". This may be a reference to King's Quest, which had the same message when you tried any such thing.
* If you try to GET CANDLE after waking in the Inn, it will say "It looks like you should be able to do that, but you can't." This is a play on the fact that many old games had important items standing out, with brighter colors or a thicker border (making it easier to find the right book in a bookshelf to open a secret passage).
* Starting from the Hidden Glen screen, turn left as you exit through the hole in the fence. This allows you enter the screen "located" above the Hidden Glen, which turns out to be the interior of the Baby Lady Cottage. Entering the cottage in this manner changes the way you interact with your surroundings, allowing you to walk through walls, and even walk an indeterminate distance off the edge of the screen. This is not an error, I think, but rather a reference to Atari's old Adventure game, in which you could peer off the edge of one screen into another, and enter a secret room which is said to be the first instance of an "easter egg" in a game.
* At the bale of hay, if you type "Get hay", it makes a reference to Thy Dungeonman 2 by saying "Who do you think you are, some kind of Thy Dungeonman?"
* When you type "look" and then an object that doesn't really contribute to the game, the message will say "You don't need to look at that." This may be a reference to Space Quest 4 in which it says the exact same thing.
* When you type in "die" it says "That wasn't very smart". This is a reference to Thy Dungeonman.
* When trying to 'get' a certain object the game will tell you "No. That doesn't look like it would fit in your pants.' And there is one other reference telling you the main character has stuffed an object into his shorts. These may be references to the point and click puzzle adventure Monkey Island games, in which the main character, Guybrush Threepwood, stuffs any helpful props he can find in his pants.
* The Q-Baby may be a reference to the James Bond game "Everything or Nothing" where you have a Q-Spider that can crawl through small places.
* When you smite the Kerrek, it'll first say "Here goes, Kid Icarus". This may be a reference to a Nintendo game of the same name: Kid Icarus.
* The save screen may be a reference to the old Legend of Zelda games in both format, the addition of hearts through progress, and the addition of artifacts that are added to your body (shield, helmet, sword).

==== Other ====

* At the bale of hay, type "look tree". It says "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!", which is a reference to the classic Christmas Peanuts titled "It's Christmas, Charlie Brown!" (or a reference to the 1976 Peanuts TV special ["It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown]".)
* When you look at the painting in the inn, it says that there are dogs playing magic the nerdering. This is a reference to a card game called 'Magic the Gathering'. The painting itself is a reference to C. M. Coolidge's painting of Dogs Playing Poker, "Looks Like Four of a Kind".
* When you first talk to the knight guarding the mountain pass, he calls you "Dragonheart", referencing the movie of the same name.
* If you ring the bell in the Inn it says "Instead of ringing or dinging, it just goes 'DUNG.'" This is probably a reference to the Monty Python joke: "What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG."
* If you try to get the pebbles but are too far away it says you try to do your best Mr. Fantastic impression. This is a reference to the Fantastic Four.
* If you go to the screen with "River b/w Tree" and type "look hut" or "look cottage", it says "You see a cottage in the distance. You hold your fingers up to one eye and pretend to squash it." This is a reference to the Head-Crusher sketch on Kids in the Hall.
* If you try to "scare gary" before getting the maskus, two of the three possible responses are references. The first ("You tell Gary the story about the kid who pops this big zit he has and all these baby spiders come out. It doesn't phase him.") is a reference to an Urban Legend, and the second ("You tell Gary the "THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!" one but he doesn't act very scared. He's probably heard it before.") is a reference to the movie "Scream".
* "Look tree" on the Hidden Glen screen. The result could of course be a reference to any fantasy story with elves, but is like a reference to the portrayal of Legolas in the recent Lord of the Rings films. Some variation of this phrase was heard to be uttered by fanatics everywhere.
* Attempting to drink the water in the well gives a reference to "Caddyshack".
* If you try to give the Jhonka something he'll reply with "Don't need nothing from no filthy peasantses!!" This may be a reference to the Lord of the Rings character, Gollum. Jhonka kind of resembles him.
* Try drinking anything. You will get a message saying that you don't need to. The message is reminiscent of a scene in the movie Caddyshack involving the Dalai Lama.

== Easter Eggs ==

* If you kick, kill, or punch "poor gary" (the horse), it kills you, then makes fun of you telling you the reason you did it was because you suck at the game.
* If you type anything involving the word "cheat", it'll say "meh".
* If you type "die", you, er, die.
* Try typing "fry 'em up dan" or anything with the word "dan" in the phrase.
* When on the screen with the horse, try typing "scare horse" before you have the mask.
* If you stand between the archer (Dongolev) and the tree he's shooting arrows at, the game will make a sarcastic remark and you'll die.
* If you don't take the Kerrek's belt right away and get the robe and get on fire first, the guard will recognize that you have the robe, but not that you're on fire.
* If you type "look bush" on the pebble lake west screen, it will respond with "Don't worry about that bush. Yeah, there's red berries on it but never you mind.", then type "look berries" and it reponds "Shut up.", finally type "get berries" and it reponds "NO MAN! JEEZ!"
* If you look at the SuperTime FunBow on the inventory screen, a blue clickable square will appear to the left, but clicking won't do anything. Maybe an unfinished easter-egg?
* Try typing different things like "this sucks", "party", "boo", "dance" or other stuff. You usually get funny messages. Remember to save first though.
* Try typing "get bone" in "Cliffland Heights".
* After you remove the rock to the cottage, try to crawl inside. The game will say something like "You couldn't fit, even if you chopped off your arms, legs and head". Type "cut off arms, legs, and head", and it will say "I'd like to see you try". Type "try" and you do just that. NOTE: This results in death, so save your game first.
* Type "climb tree" at any tree.
* Type "look tree" and "climb tree" at the arrow tree.
* Try typing just "why".
* On the screen with the lantern, when you try and take it, it says there's a plaque there. If you try and take the plaque, but spell it plague, you get a funny error.
* If you go to the stream (from the waterfall) and type in "swim stream", it will tell you "Peasants can't swim. Like, it's illegal." This seemingly only works in the stream with the rock in the middle of it.
* At the archery place, if you try to take an arrow from the bullseyes/trees ("get arrow"), you'll get an interesting message.
* Interacting with objects clearly intended only for the landscape (like certain trees or the stump in Poor Gary's screen) often gets you funny messages.
* Try talking to Gary and the baby (before you get it) for some amusing responses.
* If you try climbing into the well, a message tells you your insurance doesn't cover that.
* If you type in "quit" you'll hurt the game's feelings. NOTE: You will still quit, though.
* Try typing "map" before you get it.
* Wait a while in the wavy tree area and Naked Ned should appear behind the other tree.
* Try closing the pantry door in the inn.
* Try going up to a person and saying "ask about fire", "ask about robe", or "ask about smell".
* Try getting the flies on Poor Gary, and you'll get a funny message.
* On the "load game" screen you see after you die, you can press enter a couple of times and see the death sequence again.
* Type "Smell" or "sniff" to get a message about the scent of computer games.
* Type "get broom" in Ned's hut to get a message about the availability of items.
* Go to the well, and type "turn crank" and then, stand away from the well, and type "turn crank" again, for a funny message.
* Typing any sort of direction will result in the message, 'Use the arrow keys, pal. Just like a joypad only more like your day job.'
* Type 'get berries' at the old lady and baby cottage, and they will get squishes in your hand. If you type it again, you get the message 'You already searched that bush. It was okay. Nothing to write home about... oh, wait... you don't have a home. My b.' This should (presumably) say 'My bad,' not 'My b.'
* Type 'throw baby' before or after you get the baby while the old man is still in the ocean and the game will say '"That isn't gonna work for bait!" the old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume.'
* Go to the rock home with the note, and type "take note" or "get note", then go to the inn and type the same thing.
* When you go to the archery table, type "look desk".
* Try typing "talk" behind the archery desk.
* Put the baby in the well's bucket ("put baby in bucket") and lower, then type "use crank" to retreive the now-mind-damaged baby. You recieve a meatball sub as well as the baby.
* At the well, try getting in the bucket yourself, and you'll receive an unflattering comment about your body.
* While at the well, try typing "use pebbles". Apparently, the game wants you to be more specific.
* After the baby lady runs away with her(?) riches, go back into her cottage and try talking to her.
* At the lake, after you've already fed the fish for the old man, try throwing the baby and you'll get a funny message.
* After you've gotten your robe and a room at the inn, try walking in a direction that doesn't lead to the burned lantern tree for a funny message.
* If you try talking to someone who isn't in the screen or who doesn't exist, the game will say "It's sad when you have to make up people to talk to".
* Try saying "haldo" to the archer's brother without talking to the archer first. You'll get a funny message.
* Type "talk kerrek" when it's around for a funny message.
* Try loading a game while Kerrek is bearing down on you.
* Update post-SB-email-110: "make friends with kerrek" and "buy kerrek a cold one" now work in the actual game. Warning: the second one will speed up the Kerrek.
* Try typing "Throw baby in well" or "Drop baby" for humorous messages.
* Type "Pet Horse" or "Pet Poor Gary" and you'll get a quite funny message.

== Ways to Die ==

* Typing DIE.
* Kicking Poor Gary the horse.
* Walking too near the Kerrek.
* Typing TRY outside the Mysterious Cottage.
** It makes more sense if you first type CRAWL IN HOLE then CUT OFF ARMS LEGS AND HEAD, but works without those.
* Walking in front of Dongolev's bow.
* Trying to TAKE ARROW before Dongolev leaves.
* Admitting to the Jhonka that you took his riches.
* Dropping the baby in the well's bucket, then exiting the screen.
* Getting knocked off the cliff near Trogdor's lair.
* Failing the Trog-Trivia questions of any of the Three Keepers of Trogdor (a different message and animation for each).
* Sneaking too close to sleeping Trogdor.
* Winning (with or without talking to Trogdor).

== Glitches ==

* Go in the Jhonka's house screen , then go south of the house and walk north over the small rock in front of the door and keep walking to the door, then go right. You SHOULD in the jhonka's house, but you're not!
* If you deploy the baby on the side opposite the rock, you go into the cottage, and the game freezes.
* A strange mapping bug allows you to "warp" to the baby-lady's house and the inn from another screen entirely. Just think outside the box.
* If you fail the quiz from one of the three keepers of Trogdor and are subsequently turned into Ron Cumberdale and lose the game, instead of loading a game, just click on RESTART on the load menu after Game Over. Skip the game's intro and then press Enter. This will once again bring up the question you answered wrong while your standing by the knight at the entrance of Trogdor's cave. Answering the question wrong again just gets you another Game Over, answering right just makes the box disappear. Although it doesn't seem like the box will ever go away no matter what you do. Even trying to move around brings it back up.
* Killing Kerrek too close to the top of the screen gets you caught in a bug! (Cause you have to walk around, and if you walk around and cross the screen boundary, you get stuck!)
* In the original public version, it was possible to score 152/150 at the end. If you went back to get another arrow after smiting the Kerrek, it would give you 2 more points (just like the first arrow). This was fixed about a day after the game's release, and now taking another arrow just prints a snarky message.

== Map ==
http://flickr.com/photos/431596.jpg

This is the map of Peasantry. To find an acre's name, find its coordinates below.
----
'''1A.''' Poor Gary's glen
'''1B.''' Kerrek tracks 1
'''1C.''' Old well
'''1D.''' Yellow tree
'''1E.''' Waterfall
'''2A.''' That hay bale
'''2B.''' That mud puddle
'''2C.''' Archery range
'''2D.''' River and stone
'''2E.''' Mountain pass
'''3A.''' Jhonka's cave
'''3B.''' Your burninated cottage
'''3C.''' Pebble lake west
'''3D.''' Pebble lake east
'''3E.''' Outside giant inn
'''4A.''' Outside mysterious cottage
'''4B.''' Wavy tree
'''4C.''' Kerrek tracks 2
'''4D.''' Outside baby lady cottage
'''4E.''' Burninated trees

== Hints and Tips ==

*Write things down, you might need them later.
*Remember to always LOOK around at things... you never know. Sometimes you get funny messages, other times they might be important.
*Wondering where the lost item is from the Baby Lady's Cottage is? Try getting some berries.
*The fisherman is out of bait. Maybe if you had some bait or feed.
*You can't kill Kerrek without a weapon. Try finding one.
*Check around your burninated cottage. You might find useful things there.
*How do you get across the river? Try going south all the way.
*To discover the nudist's name, type "Talk Tree". You can then "Talk [his name]" instead of "Talk Man" for a different message.
*How do you get the bucket down the well? Try putting some heavy things in it, like rocks.
*That mask could scare a horse!
*Don't get ARROW'D! by the archer in the hidden glen!
*The baby can help you get a lot of things for you. Four things, to be exact.

== Additional Information ==
*Page Title: '''Peasant's Quest'''
*See the [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=411 forum thread on this game]
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html Game]
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/peasantsquest61.swf Game in Fullscreen]

*Also see [[Peasant's Quest Trailer]]

RhinoFeeder

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:53:00 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Copied, edited, reformatted.

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/746/Rhinofeeder.gif

== Summary ==
Help Strong Bad feed the gigantic rhino. Also accessible from [[video games]].

== Fun Facts ==

*This game appears to be a parody of a minigame (Feed the Dragons) that is in the Playstation RPG Chrono Cross. The sound effect the rhino makes, and the way it turns red when Strong Bad fails to feed it in time are identical to this game.
*The sound heard when the rhino runs off sounds remarkably similar to the one made by the Shopkeep in the Shooting Gallery in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.

== Additional Information ==
* Page Title: '''I Rhino! I hunger!'''
* Play the [http://homestarrunner.com/rhinofeeder.html Game]
* Play the [http://homestarrunner.com/rhinofeeder5.swf Game in Fullscreen]

Secret Collect.

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:49:53 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Copied, edited, reformatted.

http://img52.exs.cx/img52/5460/secretcollect.gif

== Summary ==

This game, accessed from [[video games]], is called "Secret Collect". It's a low-graphic adventure game. You follow The Red Dot Strong Bad as you try and collect other squares (aka Things That Look Nothing Like Strong Bad).

== Glitches ==

*On level 5, you can go through one of the green walls. On level 9, you can walk into one of the green walls, but not through. On the YA! level you can walk into the centre of the "A".

== Fun Facts ==

*On all packaging, both in the email StrongBadEmail/video games and the Videlectrix website, the game's name has a period at the end. "Secret Collect.", rather than "Secret Collect".

== Additional Information ==
*Page title: '''Secret Collect featuring a Strong Bad '''
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbcollect.html Game]
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/atarigame2.swf Game in Fullscreen]

Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:46:12 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Copied, edited, reformatted.

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/9522/MARSHIE.gif

== Summary ==
This Halloween game was released at the same time as [[Malloween Commercial]], and prior to [[Three Times Halloween Funjob]]. It's similar to the game ''Ikaruga'' for the Arcade, Dreamcast (Japan only!) and Gamecube in that you must master two different "colors" (in this case black and orange). You can collect marshmallows of the color that your aura is, but watch out for marshmallows that don't match your color!

== Glitches ==

*There's a glitch in the game where after the first level, the level counter in the corner displays the PREVIOUS level, rather than the current level.
*Another glitch is sometimes when you play it wont let you change Marshie's color.
**The reason for this "glitch" is that if you press caps lock, the A key will no longer work. (Seems they just programmed it for lower case.)

== Fun Facts ==

*The creepy song at the beginning is the theme from the original "The Phantom of the Opera" movie.
*The sound Marshie makes when he dies is from the MegaMan games, as is the pattern of circles left behind.
*Instead of "Loading", it says "lourding".
*The instructions look like the picture stories in the kids magazine Highlights for Kids.

== Additional Information ==
* Page title: ''' More Marshie for the kids!'''
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/weengame.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/weengame.swf Game in Fullscreen]

StrongBadZone

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:40:38 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Copied, edited, reformatted.

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/StrongBadZone.PNG

== Summary ==
This game is similar to the Diamonds 3D for the Mac. You are a spikey-headed guy trying to block "devastating 3D attacks" that come flipping towards you. If you hit them, they bounce back. You try to hit Strong Bad's head until it disappears. This game can be accessed from [[video games]], as well as the [[Games]] menu.

== Additional Information ==
* Page title: ''' I Strong Bad I hunger!'''
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbzone.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbzone02.swf Game in Fullscreen]

Awexome Cross

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:36:35 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Copied, edited, reformatted

== Summary of the Game ==

As [[The Cheat]] you must ride the tire through an obstacle course in Strong Badia.

*Collect the buxx.
*Collect turbos to speed up the tire.
*Collect power...downs? (little back arrows) if you're going too fast.

You get a nice shiny little trophy for each level you complete. The obstacles are chinese food cartons, [[Cinderblock]]s, [[Cold One]]s, and boxes. If you hit them, you lose a life. At the end of each level, there's the sign propped up against the cinderblock. You skid off the sign and add up your points with Strong Mad. You get a trophy and an extra life before you head off to the next one.

== Fun Facts ==

*It was originally an Easter Egg in the Strong Bad Email Monster Truck, but it is now featured on the games menu. The original version was only one level.
*It says Awexome Cross "98", but to the right in smaller print it reads 1987.
*The title screen appearance and music resembles the game "Indianapolis 500".

== Additional Information ==
* Page Title: '''AWEXOME CROSS 98!!'''
* Play the [http://homestarrunner.com/awexome.html Game]
* Play the [http://homestarrunner.com/awexome.swf Game in Fullscreen]

Thy Dungeonman

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:28:52 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Copied from old site, reformatted

http://img70.exs.cx/img70/5134/thydungeonman.gif

== Summary ==
In an exciting [[Videlectrix]] text adventure, you are Thy Dungeonman, exploring the depths of the dungeon. The game can be accessed from [[video games]].

== Walkthrough ==

===General Commands===

*HELP- repeats area description.
*LOOK- repeats area description.
*DIE-"That wasn't very smart. Your score was: ___. Play again? [Y/N]" Subtracts 100 from your score.
*DANCE-"You shaketh it a little, and it feeleth all right."
*GET YE ___/TAKE YE ___/GET YON ___/TAKE YON ___/GET ___/ TAKE ___-"Thou cannotst get that. Quit making stuffeth up!"
*GET DAGGER- "Yeah, okay." -adds 25 points to your score. Usable infinitely.
*GO ___-"Thou cannotst go there. Who dost thou think thou art? A magistrate?!"
*LOOK ___-"It looketh pretty awesome"
*___-"That does not computeth. Type HELP if thou needs of it."
*TALK ___ - Who is __? your new boyfriend? sombody from work you don't want me to meeteth?
*GIVE ___ - "Thou don'tst have a ___ to give. Go back to your tiny life."
*SMELL-"You smell a Wumpus."

===Main Dungeon Room===

"Thy Dungeonman- Click to enter yon dungeon."

THY DUNGEONMAN
YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS."

If you've asked to get the scroll more than once, anytime you look at the room (either by typing "LOOK", "HELP", or by returning to this room from another room, you'll see this message tacked onto the main message: "There is definitely no YE SCROLL, so drop it."

*LOOK SCROLL-"Parchment, definitely parchment. I'd recognize it anywhere."
*LOOK FLASK-"Looks like you could quaff some serious mead out of that thing."
*GET SCROLL:"Ye takes the scroll and reads of it. It doth say: BEWARE, READER OF THE SCROLL, DANGER AWAITS TO THE- The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!"
*GET SCROLL(again):"Ye doth suffer from memory loss. YE SCROLL is no more. Honestly."
*LOOK SCROLL(again):"Ye seeth nothing wheretofore it went ZAP."
*GET FLASK:"Ye cannot get ye FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind."
*GET FLASK(third time):"Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK. Your score was: ___ Play again? [Y/N]"-note: subtracts 1000 from your score
*GO NORTH-Takes you north (see below).
*GO SOUTH-Takes you south (see below).
*Go DENNIS-Takes you to Dennis (see below).

===North of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You go NORTH through yon corrider. You arrive at parapets. Ye see a rope. Obvious exits are SOUTH."

*LOOK PARAPETS-"Well, they're parapets. This much we know for sure."
*LOOK ROPE-"It looks okay. You've seen better."
*GET ROPE-"You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. Your score was:__. Play again? (Y/N)"-note: subtracts 100 from your score
*GO SOUTH-Takes you back to Main Dungeon Room.

===South of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You head south to an enbankment. Or maybe a chasm. You can't decide which. Anyway, ye spies a TRINKET. Obvious exits are NORTH.

*LOOK TRINKET-"Quit looking! Just get it already."
*GET TRINKET-"Ye getsts yon TRINKET and discover it to be a bauble. You rejoice at your good fortune. You shove the *TRINKET in your pouchel. It kinda hurts."
*GO NORTH-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*LOOK TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Just a bulge in thou pouchel at this point."
*GET TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Sigh. The trinket is in thou pouchel. Recallest thou?"

===Dennis===
"Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS."

*NOT DENNIS-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*TALK-"You engage Dennis in lesiurely {sic} discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets."
*LOOK DENNIS-"That jimberjam really makes the outfit."
*LOOK JIMBERJAM-"Man, that art a nice jimberjam."
*GIVE TRINKET(or GIVE TRINKET TO DENNIS)-"A novel idea! You givst the TRINKET to Dennis and he happily agrees to tell you what parapets are. With this new knowledge, ye escapes from yon dungeon in order to search for new dungeons and to remain... THY DUNGEONMAN!! You hath won! Congraturation!! Your score was: ___"

== Additional Information ==
* Page title: ''' Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!'''
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html Game]
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/text_adventure6.swf Game in Fullscreen]

Population: Tire

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:17:49 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

[No Photo]

== Summary ==

A game by [[Videlectrix]] where you bounce the [[Tire]] around with your mouse and try to hit things like [[The Cheat]], a bird, a balloon, and [[Strong Sad]]. Sometimes the wind changes direction to make it harder. Every time you hit an object, the multiplier goes up one. It seems on a VERY rare occasion a spinning cold one will fly through. Never break a [[Cold One]]. If you break them you get 5 subtracted from your multiplier. They go by more and more as you get a higher score.

== Premise ==

In the year 19xx, the citizens of Strongbadia are terrorized by a faceless foe. As a top secret crack commando operative, it is you job to protect the last remaining citizen from touching the tainted soil. You are soldier! Score points by bouncing tire with mouse. Hit infidels to increase the value of each bounce. String combos to prevent the value from dropping over time. You one are of brave few. Accept your mission and step fourth. And remember; never, ever break a cold one.

== Fun Facts ==

* Instead of the usual loading screen, the game starts with a old-school OS loading screen:

*** COMPYDORE 64 BASIC V2 ***
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
READY.
LOAD "*",8,1
SEARCHING FOR *

* The page title for the game says "I FEEL ASLEEP!", which is a reference to the original "Metal Gear" game for NES.

* When you hit certain scores a plane flies by and gives you a special random message. The possible messages are:
**YOU RULE
**PURE FUN
**GIVE IT UP
**HI-FIVE
**POP:YOU
**ROCK/ROLL
**GOOD ONE
**TIRE-TASTIC!
**JAM ON IT
**LET GO
**PARTY.WOO!
**PARDON ME?
**X-L-NT
**GROW IT OUT
**PARENTAL!!
**GOSH!
**LOVIN' IT
**SPANKIN'!
**YOU 4 EVA
**YOU.COM
**YOU.CALM
**WISHIWASU
**WHO'S THAT?
**THE BOUNCA!

* The bird and sounds in this game are a reference to the 1988 game 'California Games'

* The background changes with the time of day. If it's night then you'll get a night backround, etc.

== Additional Information ==
* Page Title: '''I FEEL ASLEEP!'''
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/pop_tire.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/pop_tire.swf Game in Fullscreen]

Population: Tire

poorlydrawnplato — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:17:14 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

[No Photo]

=== Summary ===

A game by [[Videlectrix]] where you bounce the [[Tire]] around with your mouse and try to hit things like [[The Cheat]], a bird, a balloon, and [[Strong Sad]]. Sometimes the wind changes direction to make it harder. Every time you hit an object, the multiplier goes up one. It seems on a VERY rare occasion a spinning cold one will fly through. Never break a [[Cold One]]. If you break them you get 5 subtracted from your multiplier. They go by more and more as you get a higher score.

=== Premise ===

In the year 19xx, the citizens of Strongbadia are terrorized by a faceless foe. As a top secret crack commando operative, it is you job to protect the last remaining citizen from touching the tainted soil. You are soldier! Score points by bouncing tire with mouse. Hit infidels to increase the value of each bounce. String combos to prevent the value from dropping over time. You one are of brave few. Accept your mission and step fourth. And remember; never, ever break a cold one.

=== Fun Facts ===

* Instead of the usual loading screen, the game starts with a old-school OS loading screen:

*** COMPYDORE 64 BASIC V2 ***
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
READY.
LOAD "*",8,1
SEARCHING FOR *

* The page title for the game says "I FEEL ASLEEP!", which is a reference to the original "Metal Gear" game for NES.

* When you hit certain scores a plane flies by and gives you a special random message. The possible messages are:
**YOU RULE
**PURE FUN
**GIVE IT UP
**HI-FIVE
**POP:YOU
**ROCK/ROLL
**GOOD ONE
**TIRE-TASTIC!
**JAM ON IT
**LET GO
**PARTY.WOO!
**PARDON ME?
**X-L-NT
**GROW IT OUT
**PARENTAL!!
**GOSH!
**LOVIN' IT
**SPANKIN'!
**YOU 4 EVA
**YOU.COM
**YOU.CALM
**WISHIWASU
**WHO'S THAT?
**THE BOUNCA!

* The bird and sounds in this game are a reference to the 1988 game 'California Games'

* The background changes with the time of day. If it's night then you'll get a night backround, etc.

=== Additional Information ===
* Page Title: '''I FEEL ASLEEP!'''
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/pop_tire.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/pop_tire.swf Game in Fullscreen]

Strong Bad Email

poorlydrawnplato — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:57:06 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: Linkification

== Screenshot ==
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/sbemail.PNG

== Introduction ==
Welcome to the Strong Bad Email section of the Homestar Runner Wiki. [[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website, for example the [[Floppy Disk Container]], come from here. A few characters were even created here!

== The Strong Bad Emails ==
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom (email)|pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
101. [[car]] 
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day (email)|labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]] 
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
76. [[sibbie]]
</td>
<td width="33%" valign="top">
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
67. [[autobiography]] 
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
40. [[vacation]] 
39. [[property of ones]] 
38. [[helium]]
</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar (email)|homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</td>
</table>

== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. At least one of these is not linked to from anywhere on the site, while the others do appear on the Shorts menu in the [[Toons]] section.

99½. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] 
68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] 
66½. [[Arcade Game]]

== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
The rap is the ditty [[Strong Bad]] does on the E-mail menu page.

===Current Email Rap===

* Huzzah, on the mike I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!

===Previous Known Raps===

* Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!
(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)
* Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!! [1] 
* I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) [2] 
* The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [3] 
* Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [4] 
* Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [5] 
* Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack. Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [6] 
* Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [7] 
* Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. [8] 
* Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [9] 
* Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. 
* 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. 
* Scroll buttons, are you guys okay? [10] 
* Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. 

===Listen===
You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/

== Strong Bad Email Page Titles ==

* 1-33 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: TANDY 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses.)
** 5 ([[making out]]): Frampton's Camel
** 6 ([[depressio]]): Tandy 500!!
** 20 ([[spring cleaning]]): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
** 22 ([[sb_email 22]]): The Lost Email! (It was censored)

* 34 ([[weird dream]]): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)

* 35 ([[sisters]]): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)

* 36-38 ([[guitar]], [[dullard]], [[helium]]): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)

* 39-40 ([[property of ones]], [[vacation]]): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.

* 41 ([[invisibility]]): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with a Compy 386.)

* 42-111, except 50, 66 �, 68 �, 70 and 99 �: Compy 386!! (Strong Bad's current computer.)
** 50 ([[50 emails]]): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
** 66 � ([[in da basement]]): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
** 68 � ([[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
** 70 ([[big white face]]): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
** 99 � ([[Not the 100th Email!!!]]): Not the 100th Email!!!

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad Email menu]

[[Category: Features]]

Strong Bad Email

poorlydrawnplato — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:53:09 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Strong Bad Email Page Titles */

== Screenshot ==
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/sbemail.PNG

== Introduction ==
Welcome to the Strong Bad Email section of the Homestar Runner Wiki. [[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website, for example the [[Floppy Disk Container]], come from here. A few characters were even created here!

== The Strong Bad Emails ==
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom (email)|pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
101. [[car]] 
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day (email)|labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]] 
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
76. [[sibbie]]
</td>
<td width="33%" valign="top">
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
67. [[autobiography]] 
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
40. [[vacation]] 
39. [[property of ones]] 
38. [[helium]]
</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar (email)|homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</td>
</table>

== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. At least one of these is not linked to from anywhere on the site, while the others do appear on the Shorts menu in the [[Toons]] section.

99½. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] 
68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] 
66½. [[Arcade Game]]

== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
The rap is the ditty [[Strong Bad]] does on the E-mail menu page.

===Current Email Rap===

* Huzzah, on the mike I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!

===Previous Known Raps===

* Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!
(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)
* Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!! [1] 
* I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) [2] 
* The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [3] 
* Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [4] 
* Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [5] 
* Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack. Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [6] 
* Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [7] 
* Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. [8] 
* Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [9] 
* Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. 
* 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. 
* Scroll buttons, are you guys okay? [10] 
* Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. 

===Listen===
You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/

== Strong Bad Email Page Titles ==

* 1-33 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: TANDY 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses.)
** 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel
** 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
** 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
** 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)

* 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)

* 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)

* 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)

* 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.

* 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with a Compy 386.)

* 42-111, except 50, 66 �, 68 �, 70 and 99 �: Compy 386!! (Strong Bad's current computer.)
** 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
** 66 � (in da basement): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
** 68 � (thing in a bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
** 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
** 99 � (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad Email menu]

[[Category: Features]]

Lookin at a Thing in a Bag

poorlydrawnplato — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:49:52 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Summary */

http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v222/hobowiki/sbemail/T_TV_TV_Show.png
== Summary ==

Strong Bad and the gang find a new way to get free drinks.

'''Cast (in order of appearance): [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]], and [[Bubs]]'''

== Transcript ==

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are all being lazy around the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': The Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheat! Get me a drink! ''{The Cheat squeaks, it sounds like "You get one!"}'' Hey Strong Mad! Get... get me a drink!

'''STRONG MAD''': MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey! Don't sass back with me! Augh. We need to figure out how to get some drinks...like...without having to actually get some drinks!

''{The Cheat leaps up and starts squeaking like he has a plan}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! The man with the plan!

''{Wipe to the stick. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are all looking in some brown paper bags. Homestar walks up to them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey guys! Whatja doin?

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, just lookin' at a thing in a bag.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh cool! Can I see?

'''STRONG BAD''': No. ''{closes his bag}'' It's for me. And the Cheat. ''{The Cheat closes his bag}'' And Strong Mad to look at. ''{Strong Mad closes his bag}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh. I'm not any of those. ''{The Cheat squeaks at him}'' Yes sir!

''{Homestar backs up, and the three guys stand there looking in the bag for a while as Homestar looks on.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Lookin' at a thing in a bag!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey Homestar! Whatcha doin'? Oh, you know, hanging out with the guys. Hey guys, this is the life, right?

'''STRONG BAD''': Sure is, man! Lookin' at a thing in a bag...drinkin' drinks...oh! Oh yeah. Homestar! why don't you go get us cool guys some drinks?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Okay, cool guy!

''{He runs off towards Bubs' concession stand. He gets there and Bubs is dancing while saying "Checkitout!" Homestar starts dancing along.}''

'''BUBS''': Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Whoah! Check it out!

'''BUBS''': What can I get for ya?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Umm...four drinks for four cool guys!

'''BUBS''': You mean for you, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah! How did you know that?

'''BUBS''': Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah but how did you--

'''BUBS''': Nothin'!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': But that's weird that you--

'''BUBS''': Nothin'!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ...Okay, you're weird.

'''BUBS''': So what kind you want?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Um, how about two reds, a blue, and an orange.

'''BUBS''': Comin' right up! ''{he starts making the drinks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': So Bubs...have you seen that thing in a bag?

'''BUBS''': Oh yeah! It's friggin awesome!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Me too. Yeah, I think so...that it is...too.

'''BUBS''': ''{giving him the drinks}'' Here you go!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Thanks, Bubsy! ''{starts walking away, then turns back}'' One more time!

''{they both start dancing again}''

'''BUBS''': Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Thanks, Bubsy!

''{Homestar walks off. Cut back to the stick, where the trio are still lookin' at a thing in a bag.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Drinks, cool guys!

'''STRONG BAD''': Just put 'em down right there!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Check!

'''STRONG BAD''': Now, leave.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Check! ''{he leaves}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Wow, it worked! Free drinks! Good thinking, the Cheat! Lookin' at a thing in a bag. I am truly the greatest guy.

''{Bubs walks on}''

'''BUBS''': Did the plan work?

'''STRONG MAD''': LIKE A CHARM!

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, drink up! Thanks for donating these drinks to our cause!

''{Homestar walks back in}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, I forgot my blue dri--SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY! What's going on here?

'''STRONG BAD''': Umm...drinkin' drinks at the stick.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': But what about looking at a thing in some bags?

'''STRONG BAD''': It escaped. Into the mountains.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Aw, shucks. I never got to see it!

'''BUBS''': I thought you said you had!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I lied. I was trying to be a cool guy.

'''BUBS''': Liar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh well. ''{The Cheat squeaks at him}'' Of course! ''{He does a flip}''

'''BUBS''': Nice trick, LIAR!

''{Homestar picks up one of the bags and starts looking in it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh wow! Cool!

'''STRONG BAD''': Um, that bag's empty, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Supercool!

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, there's nothing in it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is friggin' awesome!

'''STRONG BAD''': Augh! ''{Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat walk away}'' Almost makes the free drinks not worth it. ''{he walks away too}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh yeah! Lookin' at a thing in a bag! I mean...I think...I'm a cool guy. ''{Looks around, then sticks the bag on his head}''

THE END ''{Bubs can be heard repeating "the end" over and over like he did with checkitout}''

== Additional Information ==

*Page Title: '''T-TV, TV Show!'''
*See the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/whatsinthebag.html toon on h*r]
*See the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/whatsinthebag2.swf SWF file]

Lookin at a Thing in a Bag

poorlydrawnplato — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:49:18 GMT

poorlydrawnplato:

http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v222/hobowiki/sbemail/T_TV_TV_Show.png
== Summary ==

Strong Bad and the gang find a new way to get free drinks.

'''Cast (in order of appearance): [[Strong Bad]], [[the Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]], and [[Bubs]]'''

== Transcript ==

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are all being lazy around the couch.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': The Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheat! Get me a drink! ''{The Cheat squeaks, it sounds like "You get one!"}'' Hey Strong Mad! Get... get me a drink!

'''STRONG MAD''': MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey! Don't sass back with me! Augh. We need to figure out how to get some drinks...like...without having to actually get some drinks!

''{The Cheat leaps up and starts squeaking like he has a plan}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ooh! The man with the plan!

''{Wipe to the stick. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are all looking in some brown paper bags. Homestar walks up to them.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey guys! Whatja doin?

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, just lookin' at a thing in a bag.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh cool! Can I see?

'''STRONG BAD''': No. ''{closes his bag}'' It's for me. And the Cheat. ''{The Cheat closes his bag}'' And Strong Mad to look at. ''{Strong Mad closes his bag}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh. I'm not any of those. ''{The Cheat squeaks at him}'' Yes sir!

''{Homestar backs up, and the three guys stand there looking in the bag for a while as Homestar looks on.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Lookin' at a thing in a bag!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Hey Homestar! Whatcha doin'? Oh, you know, hanging out with the guys. Hey guys, this is the life, right?

'''STRONG BAD''': Sure is, man! Lookin' at a thing in a bag...drinkin' drinks...oh! Oh yeah. Homestar! why don't you go get us cool guys some drinks?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Okay, cool guy!

''{He runs off towards Bubs' concession stand. He gets there and Bubs is dancing while saying "Checkitout!" Homestar starts dancing along.}''

'''BUBS''': Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Whoah! Check it out!

'''BUBS''': What can I get for ya?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Umm...four drinks for four cool guys!

'''BUBS''': You mean for you, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah! How did you know that?

'''BUBS''': Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah but how did you--

'''BUBS''': Nothin'!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': But that's weird that you--

'''BUBS''': Nothin'!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ...Okay, you're weird.

'''BUBS''': So what kind you want?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Um, how about two reds, a blue, and an orange.

'''BUBS''': Comin' right up! ''{he starts making the drinks}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': So Bubs...have you seen that thing in a bag?

'''BUBS''': Oh yeah! It's friggin awesome!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, right. Me too. Yeah, I think so...that it is...too.

'''BUBS''': ''{giving him the drinks}'' Here you go!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Thanks, Bubsy! ''{starts walking away, then turns back}'' One more time!

''{they both start dancing again}''

'''BUBS''': Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Thanks, Bubsy!

''{Homestar walks off. Cut back to the stick, where the trio are still lookin' at a thing in a bag.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Drinks, cool guys!

'''STRONG BAD''': Just put 'em down right there!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Check!

'''STRONG BAD''': Now, leave.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Check! ''{he leaves}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Wow, it worked! Free drinks! Good thinking, the Cheat! Lookin' at a thing in a bag. I am truly the greatest guy.

''{Bubs walks on}''

'''BUBS''': Did the plan work?

'''STRONG MAD''': LIKE A CHARM!

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, drink up! Thanks for donating these drinks to our cause!

''{Homestar walks back in}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, I forgot my blue dri--SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY! What's going on here?

'''STRONG BAD''': Umm...drinkin' drinks at the stick.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': But what about looking at a thing in some bags?

'''STRONG BAD''': It escaped. Into the mountains.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Aw, shucks. I never got to see it!

'''BUBS''': I thought you said you had!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I lied. I was trying to be a cool guy.

'''BUBS''': Liar!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh well. ''{The Cheat squeaks at him}'' Of course! ''{He does a flip}''

'''BUBS''': Nice trick, LIAR!

''{Homestar picks up one of the bags and starts looking in it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh wow! Cool!

'''STRONG BAD''': Um, that bag's empty, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Supercool!

'''STRONG BAD''': Yeah, there's nothing in it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is friggin' awesome!

'''STRONG BAD''': Augh! ''{Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat walk away}'' Almost makes the free drinks not worth it. ''{he walks away too}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh yeah! Lookin' at a thing in a bag! I mean...I think...I'm a cool guy. ''{Looks around, then sticks the bag on his head}''

THE END ''{Bubs can be heard repeating "the end" over and over like he did with checkitout}''

== Additional Information ==

*Page Title: '''T-TV, TV Show!'''
*See the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/whatsinthebag.html toon on h*r]
*See the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/whatsinthebag2.swf SWF file]

Strong Bad Email

poorlydrawnplato — Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:32:54 GMT

poorlydrawnplato: /* Introduction */

== Screenshot ==
http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/sbemail.PNG

== Introduction ==
Welcome to the Strong Bad Email section of the Homestar Runner Wiki. [[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website, for example the [[Floppy Disk Container]], come from here. A few characters were even created here!

== The Strong Bad Emails ==
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom (email)|pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
101. [[car]] 
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day (email)|labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]] 
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
76. [[sibbie]]
</td>
<td width="33%" valign="top">
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
67. [[autobiography]] 
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
40. [[vacation]] 
39. [[property of ones]] 
38. [[helium]]
</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar (email)|homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</td>
</table>

== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. At least one of these is not linked to from anywhere on the site, while the others do appear on the Shorts menu in the [[Toons]] section.

99½. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] 
68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] 
66½. [[Arcade Game]]

== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
The rap is the ditty [[Strong Bad]] does on the E-mail menu page.

===Current Email Rap===

* Huzzah, on the mike I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!

===Previous Known Raps===

* Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!
(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)
* Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!! [1] 
* I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) [2] 
* The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [3] 
* Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [4] 
* Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [5] 
* Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack. Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [6] 
* Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [7] 
* Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. [8] 
* Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [9] 
* Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. 
* 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. 
* Scroll buttons, are you guys okay? [10] 
* Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons. 

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