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Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning

ryanasaurus007 — Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:48:10 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:flagrant_system_error.PNG|right|thumb|That's not a good prize!]]
'''[[Strong Bad]]'s Computer Malfunctioning''' happens to every computer he's had (excluding the [[Lappy 486]]... so far), and seem to happen in some famously tragic ways, most often with a Flagrant System Error or by exploding (the latter ending the computer's run to be replaced by a newer, better, but still obsolete version).

==System Errors==
[[Image:Office Compy PuppetStuff.jpg|thumb|More flamboyant, Less flagrant]]
The '''System Error''' screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is an obvious reference to the [[Wikipedia:Blue screen of death|Blue screen of death]] that appears on Windows computers.

===Flagrant System Error===
<blockquote class="email" style="background:darkblue; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>
===Computer Over Notification===
<blockquote class="email" style="background:darkblue;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
Computer over. 
Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>
===Flamboyant System Error===
<blockquote class="short email" style="background:darkblue; text-align:center">Flamboyant System Error 
 
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote>

===Appearances===
*[[50 emails]]
*[[virus]] ("Computer Over" notification)
*[[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]
*[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] (Flamboyant System Error)
[[Category:Running Gags]]

==Strong Bad's Computers Exploding==
[[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|Spontaneous explosion!]]
Some of Strong Bad's Computers are also known to explode spontaneously. Probably the most famous of these explosions was the explosion of the [[Tandy 400]], which was later fixed (though it still had some malfunctions, such as deleting emails he wanted saved, and saving emails he wanted deleted).

===Appearances===
*[[gimmicks]]
*[[virus]] (after being shotgunned)
*[[Biz Cas Fri 3]]

==Miscellaneous Malfunctions==
[[Image:Fixedished_Tandy.PNG|thumb|I hate this computer.]]
Strong Bad's computers often have random malfunctions, sometimes due to [[gimmicks|explosions]] or [[The Virus|viruses]]. These malfunctions are short-lived, however.

===Appearances===
*[[sisters]]
*[[virus]]
*[[Main Page 22]]

[[Category:Running Gags]]

virus

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:31:42 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|181px|WHAT?! That is not a small number!!! That is a big number!!]]

'''Strong Bad Email #118'''

Strong Bad experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386... and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Virus]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]] (Easter egg) [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Fightgar]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' November 15, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 4:05

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
<blockquote class="compy email">ert+ 
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh 
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf 
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg</blockquote>

''{Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightkgee—" then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation#Quadratic formula|quadratic formula]] explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those '''virus''' emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?! I'll take care of this!

''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen flashes:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NICE TRY!</blockquote>

''{A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!

''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NOTTA 
CHANCE!!</blockquote>

''{A red line of text appears reading "That neither."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!

''{Strong Bad types in [[Edgarware]].exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Edgar the Virus 
Hunter 
 
programmed entirely 
in mom's basement 
by Edgar       c1982 </blockquote>

''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Virus Protection 
version .0001 
 
Last scan was NEVER ago. 
 
scanning...</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em!

''{The following text now appears on the screen}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Scan Complete! 
 
423,827 
Viruses Found! 
 
A New Record!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number! That is a ''big'' number!! What'm I gonna do?

''{The following text now appears on the screen.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
Computer over. 
Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!

''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!

''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.

''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''

<pre>
<head>
<href>No loafing!!</href>
</body>
</pre>

''{The Floppy Disk Container gets eaten by the computer desk. Strong Sad walks in, but his head is floating a foot to the left of where it should be and has been replaced by his emoticons from [[Strong Sad's Lament]].}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what is going on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?

''{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." in the corner in place of the "What's new" text.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His lower body starts walking away in place.}'' Did you get a virus?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... Very yes!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!

''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{scared}'' The Cheeeaaat!

''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the right of the computer desk, then stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! ''{shivers}'' It's cold out here!

''{Strong Bad tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is Old-Timey Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box! ''{He turns to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No, no! Don't touch that!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground.}'' Like these right here!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uhh, this one ''{He picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu.}'' and this one ''{He picks up "games" from the bottom menu.}'' and this-a-this-a-this one. ''{He picks up "characters" from the bottom menu.}''

''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever—

''{Marzipan turns into an [[Wikipedia:ASCII|ASCII]] rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''

''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen with Homsar's walking noise. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows.}''

<pre>
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'
</pre>

''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little to the left... ''{The Poopsmith extends the shovel toward the King.}'' Good, good...

''{The scene suddenly changes to a [[Teen Girl Squad]] style piece of paper, with the text "issue [[Wikipedia:Pi|3.14159265and the rest]]" at the top. The Poopsmith is gone.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?

''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere with the rhino sound from "Strong Bad's RhinoFeeder", and her mouth is huge and distorted.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!

''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, and reveals a screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG, his legs are rendered in a fashion suitable for red/blue 3D-glasses, his midsection is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be}''

'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.

''{Cut to The Field, now a cloud scene. The Stick is gone. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice}'' With Marzipan's Radish we gonna win the competition!

''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!

''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi—wait...why do you have a shotgun? ''{shaken}'' What did you do? Where's my Compy?!

'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still shaken}'' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! ''{nearly sobbing}'' I mean, computer!

'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!

''{Strong Bad runs off screen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises that sound like 'Hey wait', and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Can I have my leg back now?

''{Bubs stares at Homestar for a long, uncomfortable moment.}

''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}''I...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can't relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't relate!'' ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and '''mix''' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still very distraught}'' I don't remember your ''name'', Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. ''{voice trailing off}'' How do you text with boxing gloves on?

== Easter Eggs ==

*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], weekly [[Sketchbook]], and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.
**If you hold tab until it highlights over where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise, the same as is heard by Marzipan moments later and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen and the links reappear.
***This happens because the SWF file for virus's fake QOD (qod_virus.swf) has black bars at the bottom, right where those words are, so when it appears in the email, it covers up those words.
**If you click on Weekly Fanstuff, it leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill|a grill]]. The picture has a lot of numbers at the bottom. Scroll over the close button, which is misspelled as OCⓧLSE, and the words 'A BOOK' appear in green.
***The numbers are in a font called "MS Reference Specialty" and spell out the phrase "stick to your books" (possibly—since the letters a–h in MS Reference Specialty are represented by little squares).
**If you click on the Sketchbook, it leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scroll over it and a green X appears overtop. Clicking it causes it to close. Allowing it to remain on-screen causes a screen glitch—a black box appears over the left side of the screen when the screen moves off of the center of the page.
***The reason for the glitch is because in the .swf file of the glitched up sketchbook, there is a black box to the left of the screen, which, of course, covers up the screen on the left.
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see an excerpt of the [[Cheat Commandos]] with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.
:'''NARRATOR:''' To protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!

== Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===
*This is the only email in which the navigation bar and the email are combined into one Flash file (so that Homestar can grab the words).
*The broken JPEG is from [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].
** The broken JPEG has been used in [[Wikipedia:Mozilla|Mozilla]] and [[Wikipedia:Netscape Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] since before [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]] was conceived.

=== Remarks ===
*Edgar the Virus Hunter is said to have been written in 1982, a year before the first documented experimental virus was created. Although there are conflicting accounts as to when the first virus was made, it would pretty much be impossible for a virus scanner to have existed in 1982.
*Strong Bad's head is larger than normal (but not his wrestling mask) while he is talking to Strong Sad. It reverts back to normal when he runs for The Cheat, but then regresses back to the larger head once he enters into the black.
*The letters that make up ASCII Marzipan refer to parts of her body: "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress.
*Strong Bad says that Edgar from the [[Edgarware]] program is his "main man." However, he claims in "[[2 years]]" that his main man "is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde."
*The reason the "making out with Marzipan" pop-up doesn't come up in the .swf, or Flash, version is because the information for the pop-up is stored in the HTML source code. All that the Flash file does is to send a JavaScript command to the browser, opening the pop-up window.
*In the Fake QOD, the words "Quote of the Day (Or So)" are displayed reversed, as though in a mirror, and, instead of "Hear It!" and "Get It!", the buttons are "Hear It!" and "Don't TAPE It", although the latter is hidden by the top of the screen.
*This is the second e-mail made using the Widescreen technique. The first was [[flashback]].
*Bubs' right arm is bigger than it should be.
*When Strong Bad is saying "With Marzipan's radish" the music from [[That A Ghost]] and [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] is playing in the background.
*If you click "main" on the navigation bar, it takes you to [[404'd]]. The address is http://www.homestarrunner.com/mainNaN.html. NaN is the computer term for Not a Number, which is obtained in some environments by dividing zero by zero, and/or other mathematical errors.

=== Goofs ===
*While the liquid is leaking out of the screen, the contrast buttons are still clickable.
*After Homestar grabs "downloads", "characters", and "games" from the bottom, "toons" is no longer clickable, unlike the other remaining links. Then, at the end of the email when everything else returns to normal, all the links disappear.
*The fake QOD, fanstuff, and sketchbook stay on the screen until you get rid of them, even after Bubs shotguns the Compy, and in the Easter eggs.
*After Strong Bad types "deleted!" for the first time, and the blue screen appears, the drive letter disappears.
*The links between "toons" and "contact" disappear while the Quote of the Day Easter egg is active.

=== Inside References ===


*This is an extreme instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]]. His response that it's not a "good prize" comes from "[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]".

*"Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." is the counting song from the Strong Bad E-mail "[[for kids]]".

*The card that Strong Sad transforms into is from the original deck of [[Character Cards]] that has since been removed from the site.

*The pixelated broom induced by the glitched Quote of the Day is the same graphic used in Peasant's Quest for the broom [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|the baby]] knocks over to let you into [[Naked Ned]]'s cottage. Using a broom to play Marzipan's ASCII noise may be an oblique reference to people mistaking her for a broom.

*"Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome" was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]]. (It has since been changed.) The sound clips for the words were also taken from the Homestar Talker. The first four words of the phrase are also heard in "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".

*Strong Bad screaming and pounding on the edge of the screen while the popups are appearing could be a reference to [[Where the Crap Are We?]].

*Strong Mad's description, which appears when he glitches, comes from the [[Yearbook Character Page]], as does the picture of him inside a giant M.

*Bubs' broken JPEG mouth bears the letters "TH." This might be a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].

*The scene with The Ugly One and the King of Town has sounds from [[RhinoFeeder]].

*[[The Ugly One]]'s line and the sound effects played after it come from The Cheat's cartoon in "[[crazy cartoon]]". (However, she slightly misquotes it: she should say "I ''will'' do it nine times", not "I ''can'' do it nine times".)

*As Bubs is walking across the screen the first time, his left and right arms are moving as if stuck in positons #4 and #5 (respectively) in the [[Dancin' Bubs]] game. Bubs' right arm is also about twice as large as usual.

*During the big glitch scene right before Bubs "fixes" the computer, we can hear the song from the intro of "[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]" and "[[That A Ghost]]".

*"With Marzipan's radish, we gonna win the competition!" is a sound clip from [[The Reddest Radish]].

*The powering-down sound clip that plays when the "It's now safe to turn your computer off" message appears (just before the Compy 386 is destroyed) is the same sound that plays just before the [[Tandy 400]] explodes in [[gimmicks]]

*The fan and cog in the Compy 386 are the same fan and cog that were visible when the Tandy 400 exploded.
**If you look closely (or zoom into the Flash file) the fan is once again mysteriously floating space, just like when the Tandy 400 blew up. You can faintly see the fan through the broken monitor, but cannot see a base for the fan to be connected to.

*Bubs sells the [[Broken Compy Menu|broken Compy 386]] as he does with the [[King of Town Email|broken Tandy 400]].

*The cloud background during the scene where Strong Bad says "With Marzipan's radish, we gonna win the competition!" is the same cloud background in a Powered By The Cheat cartoon: "[[New Boots]]".

*During the final distorted scene, The Cheat is on a rotation of six different versions of himself:
**1. The [[Awexome Cross]] version.
**2: One that looks like one of The Cheat's styles from "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".
**3: A drawn version, from "[[The Reddest Radish]]".
**4: Another drawn version from Strong Bad's site.
**5: A far more pixellated version of him, with a thin black outline around it.
**6: And a Cheat x-ing sign, much like the similar signs seen in the "fan stuff" part of the [[Museum]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Linux|"Linux"]] is a [[Wikipedia:Free software|Free]] [[Wikipedia:Unix|Unix-like]] [[Wikipedia:Kernel (computer science)|kernel]] originally written in 1991, or part of an entire operating system which uses this kernel ([[Wikipedia:GNU/Linux|"GNU/Linux"]]).

*[[Edgarware]] is a spoof of Norton Anti-Virus, which also uses a generic-looking bespectacled computer nerd as a front man.

*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "''Spy vs. Spy''" before it melts into the desk. ''[[Wikipedia:Spy vs. Spy|Spy vs. Spy]]'', based on the feature comic of [[Wikipedia:Mad Magazine|MAD Magazine]], was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.

*The part where Homestar is followed by "ghost" images of himself is a Flash in-joke, referring to the onion-skinning feature of the program that will display translucent images of previous frames as an animation guide.

*"Click on the monkey" refers to various popups where if you click said object (ranging from targets to robbers, iPods, etc.), your computer will usually get bombarded with spyware, viruses, etc.

*The dance The Cheat performs when Strong Bad says, "Let's do a dance for the computer genius man," looks like Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" dance from the classic SNL sketch.

*"Bourgeoise," one of the emoticons acting as Strong Sad's head is the term used in Marxism to describe the upper or middle class that opposed the proletariat in the class struggle.

*The "boing" sound heard after EdgarWare finds the viruses sounds like the "all-purpose" sound used in Windows 98.

*The screen "It's now safe to turn your computer off." is similar to the one displayed when shutting off Windows 95. The actual message is "It is now safe to turn off your computer."

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' This email looks tiny, Matt.

'''MATT:''' It's a funny shape.

'''MIKE:''' It's smaller than the rest, and there's little words at the bottom.

'''MATT:''' This doesn't make any sense to me!

'''MIKE:''' What's going on?

'''MATT:''' S— Oh, no. Strong Bad must have gotten some type of a wirus!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Virus.

'''MATT:''' B— Pardon?

'''MIKE:''' Virus?

'''MATT:''' Oh. I used the German pronunciatoin.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' K. Um, so this was, uh, this was a— this email was kind of a big— big production.

'''MATT:''' Mm hmm.

'''MIKE:''' Took longer than most.

'''MATT:''' A long time in coming.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Um...

'''MATT:''' Yeah, see— he hasn't used "deleted" on the Lappy yet, now that he has a new computer, has he?

'''MIKE:''' I guess not. I wonder what it looks like when he deletes something on the Lappy.

'''MATT:''' I dunno. "Drop a train on 'em" was from a bad hip-hop song I made in college — ''{Mike laughs}''— where I sampled the soundtrack from a Dirty Harry movie.

'''MIKE:''' That's a good song.

'''MATT:''' Thanks.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So this, obviously, was, uh, pretty fun to make where you could just kinda put stuff wherever and just...

'''MATT:''' It's more like ''your'' computer is getting the virus than Strong Bad's computer getting the virus.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. The whole world is getting the virus.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3" up there at the top.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm. There's uh, Strong Sad's head is the, uh, his little emoticons from the uh, his—

'''MATT:''' Strong Sad's Web journal.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Sad Journal.

'''MATT:''' That was from an unused character page we never made.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something good, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Uh—

'''MIKE:''' Make it— Make it funny.

'''MATT:''' All right. ''{adopts different tone}'' T— To— ''{normal voice}'' Oh, yeah, weren't we gonna do— I was going to be a character when we did this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah. Start doing Homestar.

'''MATT:''' All right...

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That was a lot of me's.

'''MIKE:''' That ''was'' a lot of you's.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Mike, some of them were old me's that don't look so great.

'''MIKE:''' That's right. I thought you looked pretty good back in the old days.

'''HOMESTAR:''' No, no.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, you—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look bad.

'''MIKE:''' Look Bad!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a different character.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Who was Look Bad again?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, what are they doing there? Is he gonna eat that doo-doo shovel?

'''MIKE:''' No, I think was going to take a picture of it, maybe.

'''HOMESTAR:''' But he doesn't have a camera, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' But the camera was offscreen.

'''HOMESTAR:''' He's got a mustache.

'''MIKE:''' The camera was offscreen.

'''HOMESTAR:''' He clearly wanted... a doo-doo-stache.

'''MIKE:''' Who's that, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' That looks kinda like Bubs, from Website. But I don't think so. Oh, look, it's ''Pitfall''.

'''MIKE:''' That did happen in ''Pitfall''.

'''HOMESTAR:''' If you flick the on and off switch a lot, you get a little floating Pitfall Harry through the trees!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I like The Cheat's little sassy dance there, Homestar. Did you teach him that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I did. Hands on hips!

'''MIKE:''' How'd you teach him that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I said, "Hands on hips!"

'''MIKE:''' Look, there's your leg.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That is not my leg! That looks like a shotgun.

'''MIKE:''' Bu—

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That shotgun looks dangerous, Mike. I don't agree with its appearance in this cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' You shouldn't play with shotguns, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't, man.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Good.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Did you learn that the hard way?

'''MIKE:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Penny Hardaway?

'''MIKE:''' I'm allowed to— I'm allowed to draw them, though. Drawing them's no problem.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Drawing them is bad.

'''MIKE:''' No, I think it's okay.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Here I come!

'''MIKE:''' See?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look! I lost my leg!

'''MIKE:''' I know, that's— Bubs— Bubs has it there.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad looks like he's a little delerious in this part.

'''MIKE:''' He's— He's sad. He's had a great loss. People sometimes act like this... when they're experiencing great losses.

'''HOMESTAR:''' But— Mike, a great loss sounds like a contradiction.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't— I've never had any ''great'' losses.

'''MIKE:''' "Great"— "Great" meaning "large," not meaning—

'''HOMESTAR:''' All my losses are bad losses.

'''MIKE:''' You've never had a great loss?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Except maybe, some pounds. ''{Pause}'' He just really put a hole right through that thing, huh?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Didn't go through the wall, though.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Nope. ''{whispering}'' Let's get quiet.

'''MIKE:''' ''{whispering}'' Okay.

== See Also ==
* [[Main Page 22]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail118.html|watch "virus"]]
*[[HR:sbemail118.swf|view the Flash file for "virus"]]
*[[HR:hsmakeout.html|view the "click the monkey" popup]]
*[[HR:hsmakeout.swf|view the Flash file for the "click the monkey" popup]]
*[[HR:qod_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake QOD"]]
*[[HR:fanstuff_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake fanstuff"]]
*[[HR:sketchbook_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake sketchbook"]]
*[[Forum:1284|forum thread re: "virus"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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virus

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:30:31 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|181px|WHAT?! That is not a small number!!! That is a big number!!]]

'''Strong Bad Email #118'''

Strong Bad experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386... and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Virus]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]] (Easter egg) [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Fightgar]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' November 15, 2004

'''Running Time:''' 4:05

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
<blockquote class="compy email">ert+ 
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh 
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf 
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg</blockquote>

''{Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightkgee—" then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the [[Wikipedia:Quadratic equation#Quadratic formula|quadratic formula]] explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those '''virus''' emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?! I'll take care of this!

''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen flashes:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NICE TRY!</blockquote>

''{A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!

''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893;text-align:center">NOTTA 
CHANCE!!</blockquote>

''{A red line of text appears reading "That neither."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!

''{Strong Bad types in [[Edgarware]].exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Edgar the Virus 
Hunter 
 
programmed entirely 
in mom's basement 
by Edgar       c1982 </blockquote>

''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Virus Protection 
version .0001 
 
Last scan was NEVER ago. 
 
scanning...</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em!

''{The following text now appears on the screen}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center">Scan Complete! 
 
423,827 
Viruses Found! 
 
A New Record!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number! That is a ''big'' number!! What'm I gonna do?

''{The following text now appears on the screen.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
Computer over. 
Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!

''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!

''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.

''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''

<pre>
<head>
<href>No loafing!!</href>
</body>
</pre>

''{The Floppy Disk Container gets eaten by the computer desk. Strong Sad walks in, but his head is floating a foot to the left of where it should be and has been replaced by his emoticons from [[Strong Sad's Lament]].}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what is going on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the Internet irresponsibly?

''{The top of a Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." in the corner in place of the "What's new" text.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{His lower body starts walking away in place.}'' Did you get a virus?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... Very yes!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!

''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen creeps up and out of the email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{scared}'' The Cheeeaaat!

''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the right of the computer desk, then stops.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! ''{shivers}'' It's cold out here!

''{Strong Bad tries to jump back into the room, but the room shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is Old-Timey Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box! ''{He turns to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No, no! Don't touch that!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground.}'' Like these right here!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uhh, this one ''{He picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu.}'' and this one ''{He picks up "games" from the bottom menu.}'' and this-a-this-a-this one. ''{He picks up "characters" from the bottom menu.}''

''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows appear one after the other (including a real one), titled "Click on the Monkey!!" They each feature oldschool Homestar who is saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" Strong Bad starts screaming and pounds the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a stack of VHS tapes.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever—

''{Marzipan turns into an [[Wikipedia:ASCII|ASCII]] rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''

''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen with Homsar's walking noise. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows.}''

<pre>
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'
</pre>

''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little to the left... ''{The Poopsmith extends the shovel toward the King.}'' Good, good...

''{The scene suddenly changes to a [[Teen Girl Squad]] style piece of paper, with the text "issue [[Wikipedia:Pi|3.14159265and the rest]]" at the top. The Poopsmith is gone.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?

''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere with the rhino sound from "Strong Bad's RhinoFeeder", and her mouth is huge and distorted.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!

''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, and reveals a screen with the text "It's now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His mouth is a broken JPEG, his legs are rendered in a fashion suitable for red/blue 3D-glasses, his midsection is missing, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about, as seen on [[Dancin' Bubs]]. It is a bit larger than it should be}''

'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.

''{Cut to The Field, now a cloud scene. The Stick is gone. Strong Bad has one big foot instead of both legs, his black mark is too high, and his head and mouth are lopsided. The Cheat is floating around the screen, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black Rather Dashing and a colon fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and flies off in random directions.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice}'' With Marzipan's Radish we gonna win the competition!

''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!

''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi—wait...why do you have a shotgun? ''{shaken}'' What did you do? Where's my Compy?!

'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still shaken}'' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! ''{nearly sobbing}'' I mean, computer!

'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!

''{Strong Bad runs off screen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises that sound like 'Hey wait', and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Can I have my leg back now?

''{Bubs stares at Homestar for a long, uncomfortable moment.}

''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard a few times.}''I...ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! I can't relate. ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I ''can't relate!'' ''{He hits his head on the keyboard again.}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and '''mix''' ''{He hits his head.}'' it up.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still very distraught}'' I don't remember your ''name'', Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. ''{voice trailing off}'' How do you text with boxing gloves on?

== Easter Eggs ==

*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], weekly [[Sketchbook]], and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.
**If you hold tab until it highlights over where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise, the same as is heard by Marzipan moments later and some of the links disappear off the bottom of the screen. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen and the links reappear.
***This happens because the SWF file for virus's fake QOD (qod_virus.swf) has black bars at the bottom, right where those words are, so when it appears in the email, it covers up those words.
**If you click on Weekly Fanstuff, it leads to a glitched fanstuff box, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's The Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and [[The King of Town's Grill|a grill]]. The picture has a lot of numbers at the bottom. Scroll over the close button, which is misspelled as OCⓧLSE, and the words 'A BOOK' appear in green.
***The numbers are in a font called "MS Reference Specialty" and spell out the phrase "stick to your books" (possibly—since the letters a–h in MS Reference Specialty are represented by little squares).
**If you click on the Sketchbook, it leads to a glitched sketchbook box, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scroll over it and a green X appears overtop. Clicking it causes it to close. Allowing it to remain on-screen causes a screen glitch—a black box appears over the left side of the screen when the screen moves off of the center of the page.
***The reason for the glitch is because in the .swf file of the glitched up sketchbook, there is a black box to the left of the screen, which, of course, covers up the screen on the left.
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], with signs reading "Like Used!" and "Slightly Shotgunned!"
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see an excerpt of the [[Cheat Commandos]] with Fightgar using Homestar's leg as a gun.
:'''NARRATOR:''' To protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser!

== Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===
*This is the only email in which the navigation bar and the email are combined into one Flash file (so that Homestar can grab the words).
*The broken JPEG is from [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].
** The broken JPEG has been used in [[Wikipedia:Mozilla|Mozilla]] and [[Wikipedia:Netscape Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] since before [[Wikipedia:Mozilla Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]] was conceived.

=== Remarks ===
*Edgar the Virus Hunter is said to have been written in 1982, a year before the first documented experimental virus was created. Although there are conflicting accounts as to when the first virus was made, it would pretty much be impossible for a virus scanner to have existed in 1982.
*Strong Bad's head is larger than normal (but not his wrestling mask) while he is talking to Strong Sad. It reverts back to normal when he runs for The Cheat, but then regresses back to the larger head once he enters into the black.
*The letters that make up ASCII Marzipan refer to parts of her body: "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress.
*Strong Bad says that Edgar from the [[Edgarware]] program is his "main man." However, he claims in "[[2 years]]" that his main man "is, and has been since [[1987]], Van Mundegaarde."
*The reason the "making out with Marzipan" pop-up doesn't come up in the .swf, or Flash, version is because the information for the pop-up is stored in the HTML source code. All that the Flash file does is to send a JavaScript command to the browser, opening the pop-up window.
*In the Fake QOD, the words "Quote of the Day (Or So)" are displayed reversed, as though in a mirror, and, instead of "Hear It!" and "Get It!", the buttons are "Hear It!" and "Don't TAPE It", although the latter is hidden by the top of the screen.
*This is the second e-mail made using the Widescreen technique. The first was [[flashback]].
*Bubs' right arm is bigger than it should be.
*When Strong Bad is saying "With Marzipan's radish" the music from [[That A Ghost]] and [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] is playing in the background.
*If you click "main" on the navigation bar, it takes you to [[404'd]]. The address is http://www.homestarrunner.com/mainNaN.html. NaN is the computer term for Not a Number, which is obtained in some environments by dividing zero by zero, and/or other mathematical errors.

=== Goofs ===
*While the liquid is leaking out of the screen, the contrast buttons are still clickable.
*After Homestar grabs "downloads", "characters", and "games" from the bottom, "toons" is no longer clickable, unlike the other remaining links. Then, at the end of the email when everything else returns to normal, all the links disappear.
*The fake QOD, fanstuff, and sketchbook stay on the screen until you get rid of them, even after Bubs shotguns the Compy, and in the Easter eggs.
*After Strong Bad types "deleted!" for the first time, and the blue screen appears, the drive letter disappears.
*The links between "toons" and "contact" disappear while the Quote of the Day Easter egg is active.

=== Inside References ===


*This is an extreme instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]]. His response that it's not a "good prize" comes from "[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]".

*"Stave it off, 1, 2, 3..." is the counting song from the Strong Bad E-mail "[[for kids]]".

*The card that Strong Sad transforms into is from the original deck of [[Character Cards]] that has since been removed from the site.

*The pixelated broom induced by the glitched Quote of the Day is the same graphic used in Peasant's Quest for the broom [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|the baby]] knocks over to let you into [[Naked Ned]]'s cottage. Using a broom to play Marzipan's ASCII noise may be an oblique reference to people mistaking her for a broom.

*"Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome" was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]]. (It has since been changed.) The sound clips for the words were also taken from the Homestar Talker. The first four words of the phrase are also heard in "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".

*Strong Bad screaming and pounding on the edge of the screen while the popups are appearing could be a reference to [[Where the Crap Are We?]].

*Strong Mad's description, which appears when he glitches, comes from the [[Yearbook Character Page]], as does the picture of him inside a giant M.

*Bubs' broken JPEG mouth bears the letters "TH." This might be a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].

*The scene with The Ugly One and the King of Town has sounds from [[RhinoFeeder]].

*[[The Ugly One]]'s line and the sound effects played after it come from The Cheat's cartoon in "[[crazy cartoon]]". (However, she slightly misquotes it: she should say "I ''will'' do it nine times", not "I ''can'' do it nine times".)

*As Bubs is walking across the screen the first time, his left and right arms are moving as if stuck in positons #4 and #5 (respectively) in the [[Dancin' Bubs]] game. Bubs' right arm is also about twice as large as usual.

*During the big glitch scene right before Bubs "fixes" the computer, we can hear the song from the intro of "[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]" and "[[That A Ghost]]".

*"With Marzipan's radish, we gonna win the competition!" is a sound clip from [[The Reddest Radish]].

*The powering-down sound clip that plays when the "It's now safe to turn your computer off" message appears (just before the Compy 386 is destroyed) is the same sound that plays just before the [[Tandy 400]] explodes in [[gimmicks]]

*The fan and cog in the Compy 386 are the same fan and cog that were visible when the Tandy 400 exploded.
**If you look closely (or zoom into the Flash file) the fan is once again mysteriously floating space, just like when the Tandy 400 blew up. You can faintly see the fan through the broken monitor, but cannot see a base for the fan to be connected to.

*Bubs sells the [[Broken Compy Menu|broken Compy 386]] as he does with the [[King of Town Email|broken Tandy 400]].

*The cloud background during the scene where Strong Bad says "With Marzipan's radish, we gonna win the competition!" is the same cloud background in a Powered By The Cheat cartoon: "[[New Boots]]".

*During the final distorted scene, The Cheat is on a rotation of six different versions of himself:
**1. The [[Awexome Cross]] version.
**2: One that looks like one of The Cheat's styles from "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".
**3: A drawn version, from "[[The Reddest Radish]]".
**4: Another drawn version from Strong Bad's site.
**5: A far more pixellated version of him, with a thin black outline around it.
**6: And a Cheat x-ing sign, much like the similar signs seen in the "fan stuff" part of the [[Museum]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Linux|"Linux"]] is a [[Wikipedia:Free software|Free]] [[Wikipedia:Unix|Unix-like]] [[Wikipedia:Kernel (computer science)|kernel]] originally written in 1991, or part of an entire operating system which uses this kernel ([[Wikipedia:GNU/Linux|"GNU/Linux"]]).

*[[Edgarware]] is a spoof of Norton Anti-Virus, which also uses a generic-looking bespectacled computer nerd as a front man.

*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "''Spy vs. Spy''" before it melts into the desk. ''[[Wikipedia:Spy vs. Spy|Spy vs. Spy]]'', based on the feature comic of [[Wikipedia:Mad Magazine|MAD Magazine]], was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.

*The part where Homestar is followed by "ghost" images of himself is a Flash in-joke, referring to the onion-skinning feature of the program that will display translucent images of previous frames as an animation guide.

*"Click on the monkey" refers to various popups where if you click said object (ranging from targets to robbers, iPods, etc.), your computer will usually get bombarded with spyware, viruses, etc.

*The dance The Cheat performs when Strong Bad says, "Let's do a dance for the computer genius man," looks like Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" dance from the classic SNL sketch.

*"Bourgeoise," one of the emoticons acting as Strong Sad's head is the term used in Marxism to describe the upper or middle class that opposed the proletariat in the class struggle.

*The "boing" sound heard after EdgarWare finds the viruses sounds like the "all-purpose" sound used in Windows 98.

*The screen "It's now safe to turn your computer off." is similar to the one displayed when shutting off Windows 95. The actual message is "It is now safe to turn off your computer."

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]])

'''MIKE:''' This email looks tiny, Matt.

'''MATT:''' It's a funny shape.

'''MIKE:''' It's smaller than the rest, and there's little words at the bottom.

'''MATT:''' This doesn't make any sense to me!

'''MIKE:''' What's going on?

'''MATT:''' S— Oh, no. Strong Bad must have gotten some type of a wirus!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Virus.

'''MATT:''' B— Pardon?

'''MIKE:''' Virus?

'''MATT:''' Oh. I used the German pronunciatoin.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' K. Um, so this was, uh, this was a— this email was kind of a big— big production.

'''MATT:''' Mm hmm.

'''MIKE:''' Took longer than most.

'''MATT:''' A long time in coming.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Um...

'''MATT:''' Yeah, see— he hasn't used "deleted" on the Lappy yet, now that he has a new computer, has he?

'''MIKE:''' I guess not. I wonder what it looks like when he deletes something on the Lappy.

'''MATT:''' I dunno. "Drop a train on 'em" was from a bad hip-hop song I made in college — ''{Mike laughs}''— where I sampled the soundtrack from a Dirty Harry movie.

'''MIKE:''' That's a good song.

'''MATT:''' Thanks.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' So this, obviously, was, uh, pretty fun to make where you could just kinda put stuff wherever and just...

'''MATT:''' It's more like ''your'' computer is getting the virus than Strong Bad's computer getting the virus.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. The whole world is getting the virus.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3" up there at the top.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm. There's uh, Strong Sad's head is the, uh, his little emoticons from the uh, his—

'''MATT:''' Strong Sad's Web journal.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Sad Journal.

'''MATT:''' That was from an unused character page we never made.

'''MIKE:''' Mm hmm.

''{Pause}''

'''MIKE:''' Say something good, Matt.

'''MATT:''' Uh—

'''MIKE:''' Make it— Make it funny.

'''MATT:''' All right. ''{adopts different tone}'' T— To— ''{normal voice}'' Oh, yeah, weren't we gonna do— I was going to be a character when we did this commentary.

'''MIKE:''' Oh yeah. Start doing Homestar.

'''MATT:''' All right...

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That was a lot of me's.

'''MIKE:''' That ''was'' a lot of you's.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Mike, some of them were old me's that don't look so great.

'''MIKE:''' That's right. I thought you looked pretty good back in the old days.

'''HOMESTAR:''' No, no.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, you—

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look bad.

'''MIKE:''' Look Bad!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Strong Bad.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a different character.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Who was Look Bad again?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, what are they doing there? Is he gonna eat that doo-doo shovel?

'''MIKE:''' No, I think was going to take a picture of it, maybe.

'''HOMESTAR:''' But he doesn't have a camera, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' But the camera was offscreen.

'''HOMESTAR:''' He's got a mustache.

'''MIKE:''' The camera was offscreen.

'''HOMESTAR:''' He clearly wanted... a doo-doo-stache.

'''MIKE:''' Who's that, Homestar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' That looks kinda like Bubs, from Website. But I don't think so. Oh, look, it's ''Pitfall''.

'''MIKE:''' That did happen in ''Pitfall''.

'''HOMESTAR:''' If you flick the on and off switch a lot, you get a little floating Pitfall Harry through the trees!

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I like The Cheat's little sassy dance there, Homestar. Did you teach him that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I did. Hands on hips!

'''MIKE:''' How'd you teach him that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I said, "Hands on hips!"

'''MIKE:''' Look, there's your leg.

'''HOMESTAR:''' That is not my leg! That looks like a shotgun.

'''MIKE:''' Bu—

''{Pause}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That shotgun looks dangerous, Mike. I don't agree with its appearance in this cartoon.

'''MIKE:''' You shouldn't play with shotguns, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't, man.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Good.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Did you learn that the hard way?

'''MIKE:''' No.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Penny Hardaway?

'''MIKE:''' I'm allowed to— I'm allowed to draw them, though. Drawing them's no problem.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Drawing them is bad.

'''MIKE:''' No, I think it's okay.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Here I come!

'''MIKE:''' See?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Look! I lost my leg!

'''MIKE:''' I know, that's— Bubs— Bubs has it there.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad looks like he's a little delerious in this part.

'''MIKE:''' He's— He's sad. He's had a great loss. People sometimes act like this... when they're experiencing great losses.

'''HOMESTAR:''' But— Mike, a great loss sounds like a contradiction.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't— I've never had any ''great'' losses.

'''MIKE:''' "Great"— "Great" meaning "large," not meaning—

'''HOMESTAR:''' All my losses are bad losses.

'''MIKE:''' You've never had a great loss?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Except maybe, some pounds. ''{Pause}'' He just really put a hole right through that thing, huh?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. Didn't go through the wall, though.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Nope. ''{whispering}'' Let's get quiet.

'''MIKE:''' ''{whispering}'' Okay.

== See Also ==
* [[Main Page 22]]

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail118.html|watch "virus"]]
*[[HR:sbemail118.swf|view the Flash file for "virus"]]
*[[HR:hsmakeout.html|view the "click the monkey" popup]]
*[[HR:hsmakeout.swf|view the Flash file for the "click the monkey" popup]]
*[[HR:qod_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake QOD"]]
*[[HR:fanstuff_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake fanstuff"]]
*[[HR:sketchbook_virus.swf|view the Flash file for the "fake sketchbook"]]
*[[Forum:1284|forum thread re: "virus"]]

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2 emails

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:27:21 GMT

ryanasaurus007: /* Events During the Fast Forward */

[[Image:sbemail71.PNG|thumb|Time waits for nobody.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #71'''

Jimmy from MN asks Strong Bad to do 2 emails. Then Dave Nienaber asks Strong Bad what he would do with a time machine.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] (Easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Brothers' Strong Living Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' April 28, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:26

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
I think that you should do more 
e-mails every week. Like two. Then 
we could have double the Strong Bad, 
and double the fun. 
 
Jimmy, MN</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad temporarily stops reading and says, "Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum!" after "double the fun," and reads "MN" as "Minini"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week. ''{stops typing, long pause}'' Number two.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
If you could time travel, what period 
in time would you travel to? 
 
Dave Nienaber 
Antioch, IL</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad draws out the "CH" in "Antioch" and pronounces "IL" as "Ill-annoy-us"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards." ''{a logo flashes on screen saying "Ladies' Choice Awards" and a little ditty of music plays}'' About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly. But since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.

''{After a few seconds, everything starts going in fast-forward. We only get brief glimpses of [[#Events During the Fast Forward|all the stuff that happens]] as Strong Bad forwards ahead, and we stop the fast-forward on a screen that's typed: "Now, On to the ladies!!!" Cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Strong Sad awaiting the females, with balloons and banners and nametags. However, there are no ladies to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?

'''BUBS:''' You said there'd be the ladies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...and into, like...a [[Bottomless Pits|bottomless pit]]. Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good! So their bus is okay.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, guys, check it out! ''{puts a nametag on}'' I'm hot girl number 37!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.

'''COACH Z:''' No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Auuuuuuuuuuugh! ''{starts walking off}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{humming}'' Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WANT ACTION!

''{The same ditty that played before plays again, except the caption this time is "No Ladies Showed Up!" Meanwhile, back at Compy...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone ''back'' in time to where I ''know'' I'm awesome. But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out. ''{stops typing}'' Umm... ''{starts typing again}'' Backwards.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*In the beginning when Strong Bad mentions "gum" you can click on the words, "double the fun" to see Strong Bad's new gum!
*Before the "Fast Forward" you can click on "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards" to bring up the logo and play the music again.
*At the end you can click on the word "Backwards" to see a mirror-image "Backwards" logo. The music also plays in reverse.
*Also at the end you can click on the word "back" (as in "gone ''back'' in time") to see an Easter egg featuring Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak.

=== Transcript ===
:''{The egg begins in the [[Old-Timey]] era. Old-Timey Strong Bad is standing in front of a microphone. The background is standard Old-Timey fare.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail, don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders!

:''{Old-Timey Strong Bad holds up a tin of the stuff.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it! Once again, that's ''{holds the tin to the camera}'' Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. ''{pulls the tin back to normal view}'' Whisk away the worries!

:''{The Sneak enters from the right.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to The Sneak}'' How was that phraseology, The Sneak? Are your worries adequately whisked?

:''{The Sneak responds in typical The Sneak-fashion by wiggling his nose.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Smashing! ''{pause}'' No, I mean... start smashing!

:''{The Sneak darts off-camera to the right, and the sound of glass shattering is heard.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes! It's curtains for you, ''{shakes fist}'' ming vase!

:''{Cut to a closeup of the tin of Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Uncle Strong Bad makes good!

:''{The words, "Strong Bad Powdertory, St. Louis, MO" appear beneath the can.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a lower tone of voice and quicker than normal}'' Strong Bad Powdertory, Saint Louis Mo!

== Fun Facts ==

=== Events During the Fast Forward ===
*Strong Bad writes a [[Wikipedia:BASIC programming language|BASIC]] program. He can code!

<blockquote class="short compy email">10 print "STRONG BAD IS COOL!" 
20 goto 10 
30 end</blockquote>

The screen fills with "STRONG BAD IS COOL!"
*He is also seen with the drink from [[interview]], a Thai iced tea.
*Strong Bad plays with his [[Peanut Strong Bad]] he formed in [[action figure]].
*Strong Bad's computer screen shows the text "Wanna fight? Huh?" In response, Strong Bad punches it.
*Strong Bad opens an email (his third today):

<blockquote class="short compy email">Hey Strongbad. 
I was just wondering what you thought of Delaware. 
 
Danny</blockquote>

*The above email gets
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>
*Strong Bad sticks a post-it note on his computer that says "[[Van Buren]]."
*Strong Bad starts looking at the camera.
*Strong Bad stands up in front of the computer.
*Homestar Runner sits down and writes:

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Hey Strong Bad, I built a time 
machine by putting a Gameboy 
in a blender. I used your 
blender and also your Gameboy. 
I will go into the future and 
buy you new ones.</blockquote>
*Strong Bad types
<blockquote class="short compy email">Only a few minutes left. I think I can hear some of the ladies giggling and saying how they like me and stuff. Or maybe that's just The Cheat. 
</blockquote>
*Strong Bad plays a game called "[[Pigs on Head]]," later made into a game by [[Videlectrix]]. (He gets a Score of 1,200 on level 8.)
*Strong Bad puts on a Sombrero
*Strong Bad types, "Now, on to the ladies!!!"

=== The Nametags ===
Most start with "Hello, my name is hot girl #" Exceptions noted:
*48
*v2.14
*4077 ("hot lips" instead of "hot girl")
*00
*18
*7 (no space between "hot" and "girl")
*Sue
*40
*2
*8 (no space)
*13
*[[20X6|X6]]
*37
*26c
*26

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum in the Easter egg (costing 25¢) has the slogan "It's light green!!!" and fine print reading "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice."

===Remarks===
*The third line in Strong Bad's BASIC program is unreachable because the second line will make the program display "Strong Bad is cool" an infinite number of times.
*Before the screen changes back to Strong Bad at the [[Compy 386|Compy]] after the "Party," the Sign hung across the back wall in the party room falls off!
*When you watch the Flash file, freeze the cartoon during the fast forward when Homestar comes and types about a time machine. While it is frozen, you can adjust the contrast and Homestar's reflection will be affected, unlike in [[anything]] and [[50 emails]].
*The contrast buttons on the Compy work while it fast forwards.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad turns around to look at the camera during the fast forward, the reflection on the Compy still shows his face instead of the back of his head.
*Strong Bad's reflection goes off the Compy's screen when he stands on the stool.
*Homestar misspelled [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] (he typed it as "Gameboy"), which is properly spelled as two words.
*During the fast forward, where the screen is filled with "Strong Bad is Cool", the text sometimes sticks out of the monitor.
*During the fast forward, as Strong Bad takes a sip from his drink, there is no reflection of drink on the screen.

===Inside References===
*The "[[Double Deuce]]" on the gum is a reference to the email [[the bird]] and 20X6.
*The Welcome sign reads "[[Weclome]]."
*The nametags are from [[The Luau]].

===Real-World References===
*Double Deuce-blemint Gum is based on Wrigley's [[Wikipedia:Doublemint|Doublemint]] gum.
*"Double the Strong Bad ... double the fun" is a reference to the old Doublemint gum slogan "double your pleasure, double your fun."
*"Hot lips #4077" is a reference to the [[wikipedia:M%2AA%2AS%2AH_%28novels%29|book]], [[imdb:tt0066026|movie]] and [[imdb:tt0068098|TV show]] M*A*S*H. All chronicled life at the 4077th [[wikipedia:Mobile_army_surgical_hospital|Mobile Army Surgical Hospital]] during the Korean War. Major Margaret [[Wikipedia:Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan|"Hot Lips"]] Houlihan was a major character.

== DVD Version ==
*The gum and event logo Easter eggs are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail71.html|watch "2 emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail71.swf|view the Flash file for "2 emails"]]

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unused emails

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:26:48 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:sbemail65.PNG|thumb|Filing all the unused emails]]

'''Strong Bad Email #65'''

Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' March 3, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 1:38

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
I was wondering what you do with the 
emails that don't get showed on the 
weekly email. 
 
Dan Chase, 
Aurora, Illinois</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops and says "Hey!" after reading "Hey Strong Bad," and pronounces Illinois as "Illi-nwah"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh... ''{typing}'' Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and ''thousands'' of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up!

''{Cut to The Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sometimes I give them to The Cheat for filing. And archiving.

''{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No man, that's a short.

''{The Cheat shrugs, and attempts to retrieve the email, but is too short to reach the top of the pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD labeled "The Goods", Bubs has a bag of cash labeled "The Payoff".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the email addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements.

''{Strong Bad drops the CD}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!

''{Bubs throws the bag of money on the ground}''

'''BUBS:''' Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!

''{Cut to Strong Mad crumpling up papers}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanese art of paper-folding.

''{Strong Bad walks on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper}'' THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, that's great, man. ''{sniffs}'' Incredible likeness.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But mostly the emails I don't use just get... ''{stops typing and stands up, backing up slowly}'' A-digga...a-digga...a-digga-digga...a-digga...a-diggity... ''{starts running back towards the desk}'' DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!! ''{jumps and does an elbow drop on the keyboard, breaking the desk in half.}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus...majorus.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see The Cheat with the three stacks of emails, you can click on the top of each pile for a sample of some emails (click the close button to close each email.)
*You can click on the top of Strong Mad's pile of emails for another look at these wonderful emails Strong Bad gets.
*At the very end you can click on the words on Strong Bad's screen to bring up Bubs' Weekly Spamvertisement.
*You can click on the picture of the product in the Weekly Spamvertisement to see more products from Bubs.
**The products are:
***A plastic tape dispenser
***A small cup of ketchup
***A jar of three-bean salad

<pre>Bubs' Generous Weekly Free Spamvertisement
To: squealydee678@kindergartencop.edu
From: bubs@homestarrunner.com
cc:
Subject: Re: Grossly Overweight??? Need A New Porch??!!?

This new herbal supplement is healthy and JUST
WHAT YOU NEED!! Tired of losing sleep over
monthly payments? Below average performance
got you down? Slink on over to Bubs' Concession
Stand and try to see if you can believe your eyes.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! THIS IS REAL!!! It
happened to my friend's roommate. If you are lucky
enough to send this to 50 real live people before
morrow last, a dream geatway can be yours forever.
CONFIDENTIAL E-MAIL!!
If you received this e-mail in error, it must be your lucky day. To be removed from this
list, simply forward this to 50 people.</pre>

*Here are the unused emails which appear in this toon:
**Medium stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
This is my best one. Do you like it! I hope that you
do.</pre>
<pre>HOW DUMB IS IT BEING A DUMB ROBOT. I AM GLAD YOU ARE A
ROBOT NOT ME. GO AND KILL ANY ONE YOU HATE.

YOUR NOT BIGGEST FAN
EVAN</pre>
:*Tall stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
why don 't you do that thing?</pre>
<pre>hey i like ur e-mail and games i am stephanie and i am
10/f/nj and i play baseball cheerleader

from stephanie

poobears</pre>
:*Short stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I tried to email you twice yesterday. You didn't email
back. 'Sup wit dat? I'm out like that.</pre>
<pre>Do you have a monkey if you do you are crap. If you
don't are still crap so leave me alone crap head. Stop
making me right this stupid crappy letter to you. So
buy craphead uh I mean crapface wait no crapnose
rrrrrghhh whatever you are stupid and have an ugly
butt and your stupid and a piece of crap. Oh yeah your
also stupid.

sincerely, me Andrew Shapiro

PS: Your still crap and always will be crap. And
please kill hamesturrunner please PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE.
Bye bye.</pre>
:*Strong Mad's stack:
<pre>Dear, Strong Bad
Do you enloy reasing?</pre>

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"It happened to my roommate" in the spam Easter egg probably refers to [[Wikipedia:Chain letter|chain letters]], and the fact that most chain letters involve some type of miracle happening, as well as saying "It happened to ''this person''," as well as the fact of forwarding it to 50 people in order for it "to happen to you."

===Trivia===
*The quarters that Bubs gives Strong Bad in exchange for the email addresses total $1,250 ($0.25 × 5,000), and would weigh 62.37lbs.

===Remarks===
*Since Strong Bad clearly reads his emails on-screen using "strongbad_email.exe," there is no rational reason as to why he would print out the bad ones before giving the pages to Strong Mad for his origami.
*When The Cheat is filing the emails into short, medium, and tall stacks, the paper is regular copy paper. Apparently, these emails were not printed using Strong Bad's dot matrix printer of The Paper fame.
*This is the first time we see Strong Bad with CDs. His computer, however, probably doesn't have a drive capable of burning CDs.
*There is a gap/small skip between "give them to my" and "big brother Strong Mad", hinting that [[The Brothers Chaps]] used two takes, and spliced them together.
*Although Strong Bad deletes the email, it can still be seen on the screen afterwards.

===Inside References===
*According to commentary on the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]], the "clavicus... majorus" line was originally to be used in the unfinished toon [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].
*When Strong Bad runs toward the computer he passes the same door and window about four times, as in [[gimmicks]], when the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] explodes.

===Real-World References===
*The email address the Weekly Spamvertisement is directed to (squealydee678@kindergartencop.edu), a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Arnold Schwarzenegger|Arnold Schwarzenegger]] film [[Wikipedia:Kindergarten Cop|Kindergarten Cop]].
*"Clavicus" is a play on the [[Wikipedia:clavicle|clavicle]] (also known as the collar bone).
*The background when Strong Bad is running to his computer is used in most cartoon shows during a chasing scene, where the hallway is very long and has repeating animation, such as a door or a window.

===Fast Forward===
*The "Digga-Digga-Digga... [[DELETED]]!" line is used again in [[car]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail65.html|watch "unused emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail65.swf|view the Flash file for "unused emails"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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huttah!

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:26:11 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:sbmail60picture.png|thumb|The Cheat watches the email in progress]]

'''Strong Bad Email #60'''

Strong Bad has to fight off hordes of The Cheat-lovers.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' January 28, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:34

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
How come you never let The Cheat 
answer any emails? 
 
Lasko 
Milwaukee, WI</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Lasko" low, long, and drawn-out and says "WI" as "Wisacondasin"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Lasko ''{said as before}'', The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. ''{stops typing}'' All right, next email.

''{He makes a vocal sound effect as the next email scrolls up (henceforth "vocal sfx"), and starts reading.}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad! 
 
i love The Cheat! can you ask him for 
me if he is taken? because i like him 
WAY better then you 
 
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading at "i like him WAY better then—"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, seen enough of that one.

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
You and the Cheat are the only reason 
I go on this website. Actually just 
the Cheat, but you are ok too. 
 
Love, 
Mito</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading for a second after the first sentence, and says "Oh, thank you!" His mood sours for the rest of the email, however, and Strong Bad says "Dumpo" instead of "Mito"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Geez, all these Cheat emails. Moving on.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">MOVING ON!!</blockquote>

''{Cut to The Cheat watching the email on [[Tangerine Dreams]] in his computer room. He gets progressively angrier with each email Strong Bad deletes.}''

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
I think The Cheat is hot. Could 
you hook us up? 
 
Haelee, 
Utah</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's funny, Haelee. I think The Cheat is deleted. BRRAAAMMMMPPPPP!!!!!!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

''{vocal sfx, reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad 
 
My girlfriend thinks The Cheat 
is cute. 
 
Tyler, 
California</blockquote>

''{The Cheat storms off in a fit. Cut back to just Strong Bad at Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, people! He's not even that cute! He looks like a...a cheese! ''{The Cheat walks up to him}'' Or maybe an anvil.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks angrily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh...which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese...or an anvil. Hey, The Cheat! Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. So you been...watching the email, huh?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I haven't been holding out on you! I made all those emails up! Uh... most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you. If you just turn around for a second I could show you! ''{Pause}'' Huttah! ''{He tapes a piece of paper to Compy reading "the cheat" covering the place where Strong Bad's name usually appears}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">DEAR the cheat 
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT??? 
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID! 
 
I HATE YOU, 
HOLMES, California</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid! And then there's this one:

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear the cheat 
 
how do you type with boxing 
gloves on your hands? 
 
derek</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To The Cheat}'' I've been wondering about that, too! What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks, and a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head. He walks away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well! That coulda been...awkward. I deserve a reward. ''{He runs take-a-break.exe, which is a screen saver of a beach}'' Aahhh... so relaxing. Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man. ''{A bird flaps past.}'' Oh, hello my winged ''{pronounced wing-ed}'' friend!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end while Strong Bad is watching "Take-a-break.exe" you can click on the bird to download "[[take-a-break.exe]]" for Windows or Mac.
**The downloadable version does not play sound when the seagull flaps its wings.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*With one exception, this is the only time that the Compy uses the proper "[[DELETED]]!!!" screen on a specific email. (It was being used more generally in [[unused emails]] and [[replacement]], and all other instances on the Compy are things like "MATT!!" or "NOTTA CHANCE!!") The exception is in [[2 emails]], but there it is not obvious or part of the plot of the email.
*This is the only email with an exclamation mark in the title.

===Goofs===
*The contrast buttons do not work when [[take-a-break.exe]] is running.

===Fast Forward===
*In [[cheatday]], Strong Bad claims that he lets The Cheat answer emails once a year as a special treat.

== DVD Version ==
*You obviously can't download take-a-break.exe, but you can click on a hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom-left corner of the Compy 386 screen to get a fullscreen demo of Take A Break.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail60.html|watch "huttah!"]]
*[[HR:sbemail60.swf|view the Flash file for "huttah!"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

50 emails

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:25:27 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:sbemail50.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #50'''

In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar screw it up.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] (Easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' November 11, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lordy, Lordy, Look who's over there!

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. ''{stops singing}'' All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #1 
Dear strong bad, 
Can you please write a book about 
come-back jokes! 
Mike 
Canada</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #2 
Dear Stong Bad, 
what are some cool ways to spell 
different words? example, fat = phat 
 
matt</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and the following appears on the screen as the email is deleted:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">MATT!!</blockquote>

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #3 
Strong Bad, 
What is your favorite leg? 
 
Jess and Tiff 
Los Angeles, CA</blockquote>
''{He stops at "Jess and Tiff."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... The Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? ''{the phone rings}'' Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres. I'll be right back. ''{He walks off and answers the phone}'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the phone}'' I dunno, what kind of savings?

''{Homestar Runner walks in carrying a fondue pot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot... Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it. ''{He sits down at the computer and re-reads the email}'' Strong Bad, what is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff. ''{Stops reading}'' Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Whoa, another one!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Email #4 
Dear Strong Bad 
How do you type with gloves on 
your hands? 
 
Scott 
Surrey BC Canada</blockquote>

Oh, even I know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Wha—? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh... Del Taco?

''{Cut to Strong Bad talking on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may.

''{Back to Compy 386. Homestar has typed in many, many words, but none of them do anything.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word? ''{He types in "da cheated" and hits enter. The computer plays a tune and the blue "Flagrant System Error" screen comes up. It reads:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#003893; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye!

''{He hangs up and walks off. Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Back to the 50 emails. ''{He sits down. There's a piece of paper over the monitor with a Windows error window titled "This is real." It says "System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined." Strong Bad reads the message}'' Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just, wait a minute... ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... Where did all my emails go?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? The paper? This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up! ''{He swats at the paper and then tries to hold it up off the screen}'' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, "Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface." Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...

''{The screen, and Strong Bad's voice, slowly fade out. A paper plate with a Swiss Cake Roll with a "50" candle on it fades in. The Paper comes down again.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*When Strong Bad types the word "book," you can click on it and bring up a picture of Strong Bad's idea of this book idea.
*At the end, click on the "50th email [[Swiss Cake Roll]]" to see an [[Old-Timey]] Strong Bad cartoon.
:''{A title screen reading "Strong Bad and The Electronic Message" appears. Cut to Old-Timey Strong Bad reading a telegram}''
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#cccccc;color:#000">Dear Sir Strong Bad stop 
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst 
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop 

signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth </blockquote>
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me! ''{manning the telegraph}'' You buffoon! Stop. You...carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what's for!
:''{The Sneak walks onscreen}''
:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what's for! Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!
:''{The Sneak scurries off}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*When old-timey Strong Bad responds to Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth in the Easter egg, he calls him a "carpetbagger." A [[Wikipedia:carpetbagger|carpetbagger]] is actually a post-Civil War term for a Northerner moving to the South after the war to get rich or gain power.
*When Strong Bad says, "I'll leave the key under the at-may," he is speaking [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]]. "At-may" would mean "mat."

===Trivia===
*The title of the page may be a reference to the phrase "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's forty!" which is usually used on someone's 40th birthday, even though this is Strong Bad's 50th email.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad is talking to a potential customer about "[[Soolnds|elephant feet]]." Apparently he is planning to sell [[Strong Sad]]'s legs on the black market. It is later mentioned in the email [[modeling]] that poachers have offered several thousand dollars for Strong Sad's feet.
*It is strange that Homestar calls the computer screen a "TV [that] has words on it," yet he immediately knows he can type a response to the email.
*This is the first email in which we see the "DELETED" screen on the Compy. The background is blue, whereas it was green on the [[Tandy 400]].
*The telegram received by Old-Timey Strong Bad has an incomplete [[Wikipedia:Boolean_algebra|boolean]] [[Wikipedia:truth table|truth table]] in the upper left corner.

===Goofs===
*When Homestar is talking while reading/answering an email, his lips' movements and the movements in the reflection are not in sync.

===Glitches===
*When you adjust the contrast while Homestar is at the computer, his reflection isn't affected.
*When Strong Bad says "Matt" while typing "DELETED", his reflection appears above the Compy for a moment.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad starts his email checking by saying, "Ready? Go!" This is a reference to [[spring cleaning]], when he said that to start his spring cleaning.
*When he responds to Email #3 ("What is your favorite leg?"), Strong Bad mentions tape-leg. This is a reference to [[tape-leg]], one of his past emails, and represents yet another [[Tape leg|inside joke]] of the Homestar Universe.
*The phrase "The system is down" is from [[techno]].

===Real-World References===
*This is another instance of [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning]]. The blue "Flagrant System Error" screen is a spoof of the [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows 9x]] [[Wikipedia:Blue_screen_of_death|Blue screen of death]].

===Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED]]===
*Baleeted
*Delteated
*Deltaco
*freaky D'td
*chadeated
*deedleated
*meathead?
*dltd
*duh lee ted
*teeteeted
*[[Bubs|bubs]]
*diddley dee
*repeated
*733t3d
*3-D movie
*del monte
*ddddddd
*[[The Cheat|da cheated]]
*diggity
*beefeated
*stupid word
*believe it
*received it
*stratego
*3TDted
*seabed
*whitebread
*open sesame
*marie
*hello
*de la soul
*geleted
*feeted
*Some of the commands Homestar tries are references. Some are more obvious than others:
**'del monte' — A popular brand of fruit juice.
**'beefeated' — 'Beefeaters' is a nickname for the [[Wikipedia:Yeomen Warders|Yeomen Warders]] of the [[Wikipedia:Tower of London|Tower of London]]. There is also a 'Beefeaters' London Dry Gin sold in most liquor stores.
**'meathead?' — This is probably referring to a catch phrase from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:All in the Family|'All in the Family']] in which [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker|Archie Bunker]] called his son-in-law [[Wikipedia:Michael Stivic|Mike]] 'Meathead.'
**'stratego' — [[Wikipedia:Stratego|Stratego]] is a board game.
**'open sesame' — Famous words from the tale [[Wikipedia:Ali Baba|'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves']].
**'de la soul' — [[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a hip-hop group made of Posdnous, Trugoy, and P.A. Mase. They are best known for their groundbreaking 1989 debut album [[Wikipedia:3 Feet High and Rising|"3 Feet High and Rising"]]. Their second album, [[Wikipedia:De La Soul is Dead|De La Soul is Dead]] is on [[Matt Chapman]]'s favorite album list.
**'733t3d' — A reference to [[Wikipedia:Leetspeak|1337 speak]], or "Leetspeak," a language used on the Internet where letters are replaced by numbers or symbols. While this is probably meant to say "leeted," it actually says "teeted."
**'Deltaco' — [[Wikipedia:Del Taco|Del Taco]] is a mexican fast food chain.

==DVD Version==
*The "Comeback joke book" Easter egg is disabled.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail50.html|watch "50 emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail50.swf|view the Flash file for "50 emails"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Old-Timey]]
[[Category:Old-Timey Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:The Sneak Filmography]]

2 emails

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:23:48 GMT

ryanasaurus007: /* Events During the Fast Forward */

[[Image:sbemail71.PNG|thumb|Time waits for nobody.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #71'''

Jimmy from MN asks Strong Bad to do 2 emails. Then Dave Nienaber asks Strong Bad what he would do with a time machine.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] (Easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Brothers' Strong Living Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' April 28, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:26

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
I think that you should do more 
e-mails every week. Like two. Then 
we could have double the Strong Bad, 
and double the fun. 
 
Jimmy, MN</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad temporarily stops reading and says, "Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum!" after "double the fun," and reads "MN" as "Minini"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week. ''{stops typing, long pause}'' Number two.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
If you could time travel, what period 
in time would you travel to? 
 
Dave Nienaber 
Antioch, IL</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad draws out the "CH" in "Antioch" and pronounces "IL" as "Ill-annoy-us"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards." ''{a logo flashes on screen saying "Ladies' Choice Awards" and a little ditty of music plays}'' About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly. But since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.

''{After a few seconds, everything starts going in fast-forward. We only get brief glimpses of [[#Events During the Fast Forward|all the stuff that happens]] as Strong Bad forwards ahead, and we stop the fast-forward on a screen that's typed: "Now, On to the ladies!!!" Cut to Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Strong Sad awaiting the females, with balloons and banners and nametags. However, there are no ladies to be seen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?

'''BUBS:''' You said there'd be the ladies!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...and into, like...a [[Bottomless Pits|bottomless pit]]. Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot—

'''STRONG BAD:''' Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, good! So their bus is okay.

'''STRONG SAD:''' No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, guys, check it out! ''{puts a nametag on}'' I'm hot girl number 37!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.

'''COACH Z:''' No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Auuuuuuuuuuugh! ''{starts walking off}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{humming}'' Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WANT ACTION!

''{The same ditty that played before plays again, except the caption this time is "No Ladies Showed Up!" Meanwhile, back at Compy...}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone ''back'' in time to where I ''know'' I'm awesome. But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out. ''{stops typing}'' Umm... ''{starts typing again}'' Backwards.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*In the beginning when Strong Bad mentions "gum" you can click on the words, "double the fun" to see Strong Bad's new gum!
*Before the "Fast Forward" you can click on "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards" to bring up the logo and play the music again.
*At the end you can click on the word "Backwards" to see a mirror-image "Backwards" logo. The music also plays in reverse.
*Also at the end you can click on the word "back" (as in "gone ''back'' in time") to see an Easter egg featuring Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak.

=== Transcript ===
:''{The egg begins in the [[Old-Timey]] era. Old-Timey Strong Bad is standing in front of a microphone. The background is standard Old-Timey fare.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail, don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders!

:''{Old-Timey Strong Bad holds up a tin of the stuff.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it! Once again, that's ''{holds the tin to the camera}'' Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. ''{pulls the tin back to normal view}'' Whisk away the worries!

:''{The Sneak enters from the right.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to The Sneak}'' How was that phraseology, The Sneak? Are your worries adequately whisked?

:''{The Sneak responds in typical The Sneak-fashion by wiggling his nose.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Smashing! ''{pause}'' No, I mean... start smashing!

:''{The Sneak darts off-camera to the right, and the sound of glass shattering is heard.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Yes! It's curtains for you, ''{shakes fist}'' ming vase!

:''{Cut to a closeup of the tin of Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' Uncle Strong Bad makes good!

:''{The words, "Strong Bad Powdertory, St. Louis, MO" appear beneath the can.}''

:'''OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a lower tone of voice and quicker than normal}'' Strong Bad Powdertory, Saint Louis Mo!

== Fun Facts ==

=== Events During the Fast Forward ===
*Strong Bad writes a [[Wikipedia:BASIC programming language|BASIC]] program. He can code!

<blockquote class="short compy email">10 print "STRONG BAD IS COOL!" 
20 goto 10 
30 end</blockquote>

The screen fills with "STRONG BAD IS COOL!"
*He is also seen with the drink from [[interview]], a Thai iced tea.
*Strong Bad plays with his [[Peanut Strong Bad]] he formed in [[action figure]].
*Strong Bad's computer screen shows the text "Wanna fight? Huh?" In response, Strong Bad punches it.
*Strong Bad opens an email (his third today):

<blockquote class="short compy email">Hey Strongbad. 
I was just wondering what you thought of Delaware. 
 
Danny</blockquote>

*The above email gets
<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>
*Strong Bad sticks a post-it note on his computer that says "[[Van Buren]]."
*Strong Bad starts looking at the camera.
*Strong Bad stands up in front of the computer.
*Homestar Runner sits down and writes:

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Hey Strong Bad, I built a time 
machine by putting a Gameboy 
in a blender. I used your 
blender and also your Gameboy. 
I will go into the future and 
buy you new ones.</blockquote>
*Strong Bad types
<blockquote class="short compy email">Only a few minutes left. I think I can hear some of the ladies giggling and saying how they like me and stuff. Or maybe that's just The Cheat. 
</blockquote>
*Strong Bad plays a game called "[[Pigs on Head]]," later made into a game by [[Videlectrix]]. (He gets a Score of 1,200 on level 8.)
*Strong Bad puts on a Sombrero
*Strong Bad types, "Now, on to the ladies!!!"

=== The Nametags ===
Most start with "Hello, my name is hot girl #" Exceptions noted:
*48
*v2.14
*4077 ("hot lips" instead of "hot girl")
*00
*18
*7 (no space between "hot" and "girl")
*Sue
*40
*2
*8 (no space)
*13
*[[20X6|X6]]
*37
*26c
*26

===Trivia===
*Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum in the Easter egg (costing 25¢) has the slogan "It's light green!!!" and fine print reading "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice."

===Remarks===
*The third line in Strong Bad's BASIC program is unreachable because the second line will make the program display "Strong Bad is cool" an infinite number of times.
*Before the screen changes back to Strong Bad at the [[Compy 386|Compy]] after the "Party," the Sign hung across the back wall in the party room falls off!
*When you watch the Flash file, freeze the cartoon during the fast forward when Homestar comes and types about a time machine. While it is frozen, you can adjust the contrast and Homestar's reflection will be affected, unlike in [[anything]] and [[50 emails]].
*The contrast buttons on the Compy work while it fast forwards.

===Goofs===
*When Strong Bad turns around to look at the camera during the fast forward, the reflection on the Compy still shows his face instead of the back of his head.
*Strong Bad's reflection goes off the Compy's screen when he stands on the stool.
*Homestar misspelled [[Wikipedia:Game Boy|Game Boy]] (he typed it as "Gameboy"), which is properly spelled as two words.
*During the fast forward, where the screen is filled with "Strong Bad is Cool", the text sometimes sticks out of the monitor.
*During the fast forward, as Strong Bad takes a sip from his drink, there is no reflection of drink on the screen.

===Inside References===
*The "[[Double Deuce]]" on the gum is a reference to the email [[the bird]] and 20X6.
*The Welcome sign reads "[[Weclome]]."
*The nametags are from [[The Luau]].

===Real-World References===
*Double Deuce-blemint Gum is based on Wrigley's [[Wikipedia:Doublemint|Doublemint]] gum.
*"Double the Strong Bad ... double the fun" is a reference to the old Doublemint gum slogan "double your pleasure, double your fun."
*"Hot lips #4077" is a reference to the [[wikipedia:M%2AA%2AS%2AH_%28novels%29|book]], [[imdb:tt0066026|movie]] and [[imdb:tt0068098|TV show]] M*A*S*H. All chronicled life at the 4077th [[wikipedia:Mobile_army_surgical_hospital|Mobile Army Surgical Hospital]] during the Korean War. Major Margaret [[Wikipedia:Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan|"Hot Lips"]] Houlihan was a major character.

== DVD Version ==
*The gum and event logo Easter eggs are viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail71.html|watch "2 emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail71.swf|view the Flash file for "2 emails"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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[[Category:The Sneak Filmography]]

huttah!

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:22:40 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:sbmail60picture.png|thumb|The Cheat watches the email in progress]]

'''Strong Bad Email #60'''

Strong Bad has to fight off hordes of The Cheat-lovers.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' January 28, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:34

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
How come you never let The Cheat 
answer any emails? 
 
Lasko 
Milwaukee, WI</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Lasko" low, long, and drawn-out and says "WI" as "Wisacondasin"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Lasko ''{said as before}'', The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. ''{stops typing}'' All right, next email.

''{He makes a vocal sound effect as the next email scrolls up (henceforth "vocal sfx"), and starts reading.}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad! 
 
i love The Cheat! can you ask him for 
me if he is taken? because i like him 
WAY better then you 
 
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading at "i like him WAY better then—"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, seen enough of that one.

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
You and the Cheat are the only reason 
I go on this website. Actually just 
the Cheat, but you are ok too. 
 
Love, 
Mito</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading for a second after the first sentence, and says "Oh, thank you!" His mood sours for the rest of the email, however, and Strong Bad says "Dumpo" instead of "Mito"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Geez, all these Cheat emails. Moving on.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">MOVING ON!!</blockquote>

''{Cut to The Cheat watching the email on [[Tangerine Dreams]] in his computer room. He gets progressively angrier with each email Strong Bad deletes.}''

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
I think The Cheat is hot. Could 
you hook us up? 
 
Haelee, 
Utah</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's funny, Haelee. I think The Cheat is deleted. BRRAAAMMMMPPPPP!!!!!!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

''{vocal sfx, reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad 
 
My girlfriend thinks The Cheat 
is cute. 
 
Tyler, 
California</blockquote>

''{The Cheat storms off in a fit. Cut back to just Strong Bad at Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, people! He's not even that cute! He looks like a...a cheese! ''{The Cheat walks up to him}'' Or maybe an anvil.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks angrily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh...which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese...or an anvil. Hey, The Cheat! Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. So you been...watching the email, huh?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I haven't been holding out on you! I made all those emails up! Uh... most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you. If you just turn around for a second I could show you! ''{Pause}'' Huttah! ''{He tapes a piece of paper to Compy reading "the cheat" covering the place where Strong Bad's name usually appears}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">DEAR the cheat 
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT??? 
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID! 
 
I HATE YOU, 
HOLMES, California</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid! And then there's this one:

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear the cheat 
 
how do you type with boxing 
gloves on your hands? 
 
derek</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To The Cheat}'' I've been wondering about that, too! What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks, and a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head. He walks away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well! That coulda been...awkward. I deserve a reward. ''{He runs take-a-break.exe, which is a screen saver of a beach}'' Aahhh... so relaxing. Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man. ''{A bird flaps past.}'' Oh, hello my winged ''{pronounced wing-ed}'' friend!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end while Strong Bad is watching "Take-a-break.exe" you can click on the bird to download "[[take-a-break.exe]]" for Windows or Mac.
**The downloadable version does not play sound when the seagull flaps its wings.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*With one exception, this is the only time that the Compy uses the proper "[[DELETED]]!!!" screen on a specific email. (It was being used more generally in [[unused emails]] and [[replacement]], and all other instances on the Compy are things like "MATT!!" or "NOTTA CHANCE!!") The exception is in [[2 emails]], but there it is not obvious or part of the plot of the email.
*This is the only email with an exclamation mark in the title.

===Goofs===
*The contrast buttons do not work when [[take-a-break.exe]] is running.

===Fast Forward===
*In [[cheatday]], Strong Bad claims that he lets The Cheat answer emails once a year as a special treat.

== DVD Version ==
*You obviously can't download take-a-break.exe, but you can click on a hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom-left corner of the Compy 386 screen to get a fullscreen demo of Take A Break.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail60.html|watch "huttah!"]]
*[[HR:sbemail60.swf|view the Flash file for "huttah!"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

huttah!

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:22:06 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

[[Image:sbmail60picture.png|thumb|The Cheat watches the email in progress]]

'''Strong Bad Email #60'''

Strong Bad has to fight off hordes of The Cheat-lovers.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Cheat's Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' January 28, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 2:34

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
How come you never let The Cheat 
answer any emails? 
 
Lasko 
Milwaukee, WI</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad says "Lasko" low, long, and drawn-out and says "WI" as "Wisacondasin"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Lasko ''{said as before}'', The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. ''{stops typing}'' All right, next email.

''{He makes a vocal sound effect as the next email scrolls up (henceforth "vocal sfx"), and starts reading.}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad! 
 
i love The Cheat! can you ask him for 
me if he is taken? because i like him 
WAY better then you 
 
-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading at "i like him WAY better then—"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Augh, seen enough of that one.

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
 
You and the Cheat are the only reason 
I go on this website. Actually just 
the Cheat, but you are ok too. 
 
Love, 
Mito</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops reading for a second after the first sentence, and says "Oh, thank you!" His mood sours for the rest of the email, however, and Strong Bad says "Dumpo" instead of "Mito"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Geez, all these Cheat emails. Moving on.

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">MOVING ON!!</blockquote

''{Cut to The Cheat watching the email on [[Tangerine Dreams]] in his computer room. He gets progressively angrier with each email Strong Bad deletes.}''

''{vocal sfx; reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad, 
I think The Cheat is hot. Could 
you hook us up? 
 
Haelee, 
Utah</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's funny, Haelee. I think The Cheat is deleted. BRRAAAMMMMPPPPP!!!!!!

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote

''{vocal sfx, reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad 
 
My girlfriend thinks The Cheat 
is cute. 
 
Tyler, 
California</blockquote>

''{The Cheat storms off in a fit. Cut back to just Strong Bad at Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, people! He's not even that cute! He looks like a...a cheese! ''{The Cheat walks up to him}'' Or maybe an anvil.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks angrily.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh...which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese...or an anvil. Hey, The Cheat! Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. So you been...watching the email, huh?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I haven't been holding out on you! I made all those emails up! Uh... most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you. If you just turn around for a second I could show you! ''{Pause}'' Huttah! ''{He tapes a piece of paper to Compy reading "the cheat" covering the place where Strong Bad's name usually appears}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">DEAR the cheat 
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT??? 
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID! 
 
I HATE YOU, 
HOLMES, California</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to The Cheat}'' See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid! And then there's this one:

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Dear the cheat 
 
how do you type with boxing 
gloves on your hands? 
 
derek</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To The Cheat}'' I've been wondering about that, too! What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Squeaks, and a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head. He walks away.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well! That coulda been...awkward. I deserve a reward. ''{He runs take-a-break.exe, which is a screen saver of a beach}'' Aahhh... so relaxing. Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man. ''{A bird flaps past.}'' Oh, hello my winged ''{pronounced wing-ed}'' friend!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the very end while Strong Bad is watching "Take-a-break.exe" you can click on the bird to download "[[take-a-break.exe]]" for Windows or Mac.
**The downloadable version does not play sound when the seagull flaps its wings.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*With one exception, this is the only time that the Compy uses the proper "[[DELETED]]!!!" screen on a specific email. (It was being used more generally in [[unused emails]] and [[replacement]], and all other instances on the Compy are things like "MATT!!" or "NOTTA CHANCE!!") The exception is in [[2 emails]], but there it is not obvious or part of the plot of the email.
*This is the only email with an exclamation mark in the title.

===Goofs===
*The contrast buttons do not work when [[take-a-break.exe]] is running.

===Fast Forward===
*In [[cheatday]], Strong Bad claims that he lets The Cheat answer emails once a year as a special treat.

== DVD Version ==
*You obviously can't download take-a-break.exe, but you can click on a hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom-left corner of the Compy 386 screen to get a fullscreen demo of Take A Break.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail60.html|watch "huttah!"]]
*[[HR:sbemail60.swf|view the Flash file for "huttah!"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

unused emails

ryanasaurus007 — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:12:48 GMT

ryanasaurus007: /* Transcript */ What the DELETED!! screen says

[[Image:sbemail65.PNG|thumb|Filing all the unused emails]]

'''Strong Bad Email #65'''

Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Mad]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Strong Mad's Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' March 3, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 1:38

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="compy email">Hey Strong Bad, 
I was wondering what you do with the 
emails that don't get showed on the 
weekly email. 
 
Dan Chase, 
Aurora, Illinois</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad stops and says "Hey!" after reading "Hey Strong Bad," and pronounces Illinois as "Illi-nwah"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh... ''{typing}'' Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and ''thousands'' of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up!

''{Cut to The Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Sometimes I give them to The Cheat for filing. And archiving.

''{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{squeaks}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No man, that's a short.

''{The Cheat shrugs, and attempts to retrieve the email, but is too short to reach the top of the pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD labeled "The Goods", Bubs has a bag of cash labeled "The Payoff".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the email addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements.

''{Strong Bad drops the CD}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!

''{Bubs throws the bag of money on the ground}''

'''BUBS:''' Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!

''{Cut to Strong Mad crumpling up papers}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanese art of paper-folding.

''{Strong Bad walks on screen}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper}'' THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, that's great, man. ''{sniffs}'' Incredible likeness.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad in front of the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But mostly the emails I don't use just get... ''{stops typing and stands up, backing up slowly}'' A-digga...a-digga...a-digga-digga...a-digga...a-diggity... ''{starts running back towards the desk}'' DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!! ''{jumps and does an elbow drop on the keyboard, breaking the desk in half.}''

<blockquote class="compy email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">DELETED!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus...majorus.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When you see The Cheat with the three stacks of emails, you can click on the top of each pile for a sample of some emails (click the close button to close each email.)
*You can click on the top of Strong Mad's pile of emails for another look at these wonderful emails Strong Bad gets.
*At the very end you can click on the words on Strong Bad's screen to bring up Bubs' Weekly Spamvertisement.
*You can click on the picture of the product in the Weekly Spamvertisement to see more products from Bubs.
**The products are:
***A plastic tape dispenser
***A small cup of ketchup
***A jar of three-bean salad

<pre>Bubs' Generous Weekly Free Spamvertisement
To: squealydee678@kindergartencop.edu
From: bubs@homestarrunner.com
cc:
Subject: Re: Grossly Overweight??? Need A New Porch??!!?

This new herbal supplement is healthy and JUST
WHAT YOU NEED!! Tired of losing sleep over
monthly payments? Below average performance
got you down? Slink on over to Bubs' Concession
Stand and try to see if you can believe your eyes.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! THIS IS REAL!!! It
happened to my friend's roommate. If you are lucky
enough to send this to 50 real live people before
morrow last, a dream geatway can be yours forever.
CONFIDENTIAL E-MAIL!!
If you received this e-mail in error, it must be your lucky day. To be removed from this
list, simply forward this to 50 people.</pre>

*Here are the unused emails which appear in this toon:
**Medium stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
This is my best one. Do you like it! I hope that you
do.</pre>
<pre>HOW DUMB IS IT BEING A DUMB ROBOT. I AM GLAD YOU ARE A
ROBOT NOT ME. GO AND KILL ANY ONE YOU HATE.

YOUR NOT BIGGEST FAN
EVAN</pre>
:*Tall stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
why don 't you do that thing?</pre>
<pre>hey i like ur e-mail and games i am stephanie and i am
10/f/nj and i play baseball cheerleader

from stephanie

poobears</pre>
:*Short stack:
<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I tried to email you twice yesterday. You didn't email
back. 'Sup wit dat? I'm out like that.</pre>
<pre>Do you have a monkey if you do you are crap. If you
don't are still crap so leave me alone crap head. Stop
making me right this stupid crappy letter to you. So
buy craphead uh I mean crapface wait no crapnose
rrrrrghhh whatever you are stupid and have an ugly
butt and your stupid and a piece of crap. Oh yeah your
also stupid.

sincerely, me Andrew Shapiro

PS: Your still crap and always will be crap. And
please kill hamesturrunner please PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE.
Bye bye.</pre>
:*Strong Mad's stack:
<pre>Dear, Strong Bad
Do you enloy reasing?</pre>

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"It happened to my roommate" in the spam Easter egg probably refers to [[Wikipedia:Chain letter|chain letters]], and the fact that most chain letters involve some type of miracle happening, as well as saying "It happened to ''this person''," as well as the fact of forwarding it to 50 people in order for it "to happen to you."

===Trivia===
*The quarters that Bubs gives Strong Bad in exchange for the email addresses total $1,250 ($0.25 × 5,000), and would weigh 62.37lbs.

===Remarks===
*Since Strong Bad clearly reads his emails on-screen using "strongbad_email.exe," there is no rational reason as to why he would print out the bad ones before giving the pages to Strong Mad for his origami.
*When The Cheat is filing the emails into short, medium, and tall stacks, the paper is regular copy paper. Apparently, these emails were not printed using Strong Bad's dot matrix printer of The Paper fame.
*This is the first time we see Strong Bad with CDs. His computer, however, probably doesn't have a drive capable of burning CDs.
*There is a gap/small skip between "give them to my" and "big brother Strong Mad", hinting that [[The Brothers Chaps]] used two takes, and spliced them together.
*Although Strong Bad deletes the email, it can still be seen on the screen afterwards.

===Inside References===
*According to commentary on the [[strongbad_email.exe|DVD]], the "clavicus... majorus" line was originally to be used in the unfinished toon [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].
*When Strong Bad runs toward the computer he passes the same door and window about four times, as in [[gimmicks]], when the [[Tandy 400|Tandy]] explodes.

===Real-World References===
*The email address the Weekly Spamvertisement is directed to (squealydee678@kindergartencop.edu), a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Arnold Schwarzenegger|Arnold Schwarzenegger]] film [[Wikipedia:Kindergarten Cop|Kindergarten Cop]].
*"Clavicus" is a play on the [[Wikipedia:clavicle|clavicle]] (also known as the collar bone).
*The background when Strong Bad is running to his computer is used in most cartoon shows during a chasing scene, where the hallway is very long and has repeating animation, such as a door or a window.

===Fast Forward===
*The "Digga-Digga-Digga... [[DELETED]]!" line is used again in [[car]].

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail65.html|watch "unused emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail65.swf|view the Flash file for "unused emails"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
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50 emails

ryanasaurus007 — Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:50:21 GMT

ryanasaurus007: What the DELETED! screen reads.

[[Image:sbemail50.PNG|thumb|Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot.]]

'''Strong Bad Email #50'''

In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar screw it up.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[1936 Strong Bad]] (Easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Telegraph Room]] (Easter egg)

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' November 11, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 3:28

'''Page Title:''' Lordy, Lordy, Look who's over there!

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice. ''{stops singing}'' All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails! Ready? Go!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #1 
Dear strong bad, 
Can you please write a book about 
come-back jokes! 
Mike 
Canada</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' More like, ''you'' write a book about come-back jokes, ''NERD!'' ''{hits enter}''

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #2 
Dear Stong Bad, 
what are some cool ways to spell 
different words? example, fat = phat 
 
matt</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you mean like ''{types}'' strong = stong? ''{stops}'' You seem to like that one. Or how about this? matt = MATT! ''{He types matt = DELETED!, and MATT!! appears on the screen as the email is deleted.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">MATT!!</blockquote>

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email">Email #3 
Strong Bad, 
What is your favorite leg? 
 
Jess and Tiff 
Los Angeles, CA</blockquote>
''{He stops at "Jess and Tiff."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... The Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg? ''{the phone rings}'' Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres. I'll be right back. ''{He walks off and answers the phone}'' Hello? Yeah, this is me.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{on the phone}'' I dunno, what kind of savings?

''{Homestar Runner walks in carrying a fondue pot}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot... Strong Bad? ''{He looks around, and then sees the computer}'' Whoa. That TV has words on it. ''{He sits down at the computer and re-reads the email}'' Strong Bad, what is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff. ''{Stops reading}'' Um, ''{typing}'' Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad. ''{enter}'' Whoa, another one!

''{reading}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">Email #4 
Dear Strong Bad 
How do you type with gloves on 
your hands? 
 
Scott 
Surrey BC Canada</blockquote>

Oh, even I know what to do with this one. ''{types}'' BALEETED! ''{hits enter, nothing happens}'' Wha—? Oh. Umm... ''{types}'' DELTEATED! ''{enter, nothing happens}'' No? Uhh... Del Taco?

''{Cut to Strong Bad talking on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah. So what do you think, like, 50 bucks? Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may.

''{Back to Compy 386. Homestar has typed in many, many words, but none of them do anything.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is that stupid word? ''{He types in "da cheated" and hits enter. The computer plays a tune and the blue "Flagrant System Error" screen comes up. It reads:}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh oh. This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

''{Cut back to Strong Bad on the phone}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye!

''{He hangs up and walks off. Cut back to the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Back to the 50 emails. ''{He sits down. There's a piece of paper over the monitor with a Windows error window titled "This is real." It says "System report: Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined." Strong Bad reads the message}'' Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just, wait a minute... ''{he tears off the paper and sees the blue screen}'' Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... Where did all my emails go?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? The paper? This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up! ''{He swats at the paper and then tries to hold it up off the screen}'' Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails! Uh, "Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface." Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...

''{The screen, and Strong Bad's voice, slowly fade out. A paper plate with a Swiss Cake Roll with a "50" candle on it fades in. The Paper comes down again.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*When Strong Bad types the word "book," you can click on it and bring up a picture of Strong Bad's idea of this book idea.
*At the end, click on the "50th email [[Swiss Cake Roll]]" to see an [[1936|old-timey]] Strong Bad cartoon.
:''{A title screen reading "Strong Bad and The Electronic Message" appears. Cut to 1936 Strong Bad reading a telegram}''
<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:2px solid black;background:#cccccc;color:#000">Dear Sir Strong Bad stop 
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst 
wearing gentleman's sport gloves? stop 

signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth </blockquote>
:'''1936 STRONG BAD:''' Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me! ''{manning the telegraph}'' You buffoon! Stop. You...carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what's for!
:''{The Sneak walks onscreen}''
:'''1936 STRONG BAD:''' The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what's for! Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!
:''{The Sneak scurries off}''

== Fun Facts ==

===Explanations===
*When old-timey Strong Bad responds to Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth in the Easter egg, he calls him a "carpetbagger." A carpetbagger is actually a post-Civil War term for a Northerner moving to the South after the war to get rich or gain power.
*When Strong Bad says, "I'll leave the key under the at-may," he is speaking [[Wikipedia:Pig Latin|Pig Latin]]. "At-may" would mean "mat."

===Trivia===
*The title of the page may be a reference to the phrase "Lordy, Lordy! Look who's forty!" which is usually used on someone's 40th birthday, even though this is Strong Bad's 50th email.

===Remarks===
*Strong Bad is talking to a potential customer about "[[Soolnds|elephant feet]]." Apparently he is planning to sell [[Strong Sad]]'s legs on the black market. It is later mentioned in the email [[modeling]] that poachers have offered several thousand dollars for Strong Sad's feet.
*It is strange that Homestar calls the computer screen a "TV [that] has words on it," yet he immediately knows he can type a response to the email.
*This is the first email in which we see the "DELETED" screen on the Compy. The background is blue, whereas it was green on the [[Tandy 400]].

===Glitches===
*When you adjust the contrast while Homestar is at the computer, his reflection isn't affected.
*When Strong Bad says "Matt" while typing "DELETED", his reflection appears above the Compy for a moment.

===Inside References===
*Strong Bad starts his email checking by saying, "Ready? Go!" This is a reference to [[spring cleaning]], when he said that to start his spring cleaning.
*When he responds to Email #3 ("What is your favorite leg?"), Strong Bad mentions tape-leg. This is a reference to [[tape-leg]], one of his past emails, and represents yet another [[Tape leg|inside joke]] of the Homestar Universe.
*The phrase "The system is down" is from [[techno]].

===Real-World References===
*The blue "[[Flagrant System Error|Flagrant Error]]" screen is a spoof of similarly vague system errors ("performed an illegal operation"), such as the [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows 9x]] [[Wikipedia:BSOD|blue screen of death]].

===Homestar's attempts at [[DELETED]]===
*Baleeted
*Delteated
*Deltaco
*freaky D'td
*chadeated
*deedleated
*meathead?
*dltd
*duh lee ted
*teeteeted
*[[Bubs|bubs]]
*diddley dee
*repeated
*733t3d
*3-D movie
*del monte
*ddddddd
*[[The Cheat|da cheated]]
*diggity
*beefeated
*stupid word
*believe it
*received it
*stratego
*3TDted
*seabed
*whitebread
*open sesame
*marie
*hello
*de la soul
*geleted
*feeted
*Some of the commands Homestar tries are references. Some are more obvious than others:
**'del monte' — A popular brand of fruit juice.
**'beefeated' — 'Beefeaters' is a nickname for the [[Wikipedia:Yeomen Warders|Yeomen Warders]] of the [[Wikipedia:Tower of London|Tower of London]]. There is also a 'Beefeaters' London Dry Gin sold in most liquor stores.
**'meathead?' — This is probably referring to a catch phrase from the sitcom [[Wikipedia:All in the Family|'All in the Family']] in which [[Wikipedia:Archie Bunker|Archie Bunker]] called his son-in-law [[Wikipedia:Michael Stivic|Mike]] 'Meathead.'
**'stratego' — [[Wikipedia:Stratego|Stratego]] is a board game.
**'open sesame' — Famous words from the tale [[Wikipedia:Ali Baba|'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves']].
**'de la soul' — [[Wikipedia:De La Soul|De La Soul]] is a hip-hop group made of Posdnous, Trugoy, and P.A. Mase. They are best known for their groundbreaking 1989 album [[Wikipedia:3 Feet High and Rising|"3 Feet High and Rising"]].
**'733t3d' — A reference to [[Wikipedia:Leetspeak|1337 speak]], or "Leetspeak," a language used on the Internet where letters are replaced by numbers or symbols. While this is probably meant to say "leeted," it actually says "teeted."
**'Deltaco' — [[Wikipedia:Del Taco|Del Taco]] is a mexican fast food chain.

==DVD Version==
*The "Comeback joke book" Easter egg is disabled.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:sbemail50.html|watch "50 emails"]]
*[[HR:sbemail50.swf|view the Flash file for "50 emails"]]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:The Sneak Filmography]]
[[Category:1936 Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:1936]]

User talk:ryanasaurus007

ryanasaurus007 — Tue, 17 May 2005 23:40:13 GMT

ryanasaurus007: Engrish

Yes, you are trolling. Please stop. - [[User:furrykef|[[User:furrykef|furrykef]] ([[User_talk:furrykef|Talk at me]])]] 18:22, 23 Nov 2004 (MST)

== Re: Trolling ==

Hi there. I'm actually familiar with you from [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion/Homestar_Loses_his_Marbles#.5B.5BHomestar_Loses_his_Marbles.5D.5D|your "work" on Wikipedia]]. Please stop trolling. We'll be on the look out.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:13, 23 Nov 2004 (MST)

== Main Page Trolling ==
It is trolling if a message is in the wrong page. The message wasn't needed anyway. [[User:Rainer|Rainer]] 24 Nov 2004

== Marzipan 20X6 Name ==

Hi there. I've noticed your trolling before, and I hope you mean well when you ask me to think of a name for 20X6 Marzipan. I ask you why you want a name for her and why you are wanting me to mass comment everyone asking them why. She needs no name, TBC never gave her one, why should we? And I'm not mass commenting ''anyone''. Sorry, but no. Tough luck. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

== Engrish ==

Somebody please type in some Engrish comment on this discussion page. Everyone update their post please to Engrish. --[[User:ryanasaurus007|ryanasaurus007]] 23:40, 17 May 2005 (UTC)

User:ryanasaurus007

ryanasaurus007 — Tue, 17 May 2005 23:38:25 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

Hello. My name is Froula Ryan-san for your once a week new are update.
*17 May 2005 - Sam Whiskey come out on Digital Versatile Disc rated PG-13.

HRWiki:WikiTroll

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 05 Jan 2005 01:17:35 GMT

ryanasaurus007: /* Offenders */ If "asshole" is allowed on this wiki, then maybe "damn" should be.

A WikiTroll is a person who purposefully defaces a document on a wiki. There are a few methods in place for dealing with WikiTrolls.

==How to revert a page==
Any page can be reverted back to a previous version. Here's how:
*''sysop:'' Simply click "history" at the top of the page you wish to roll back. Position the radio buttons at the current version and the version you want to roll back to, then click "Compare selected versions". Next, click the "rollback" link near the upper right side of the page (directly to the right of the most recent author's name).
*''non-sysop:'' Simply click "history" at the top of the page you wish to roll back. Then click on the time and date of the archived version you want to revert back to. The page will appear with the version indicated at the top of the page, just underneath the page title. Next, click "edit" at the top of the page. Add a note in the Summary box that you are reverting the page because of a troll, and then click "Save page".

After repeated defacings, an offender's IP address can be blocked by [[Special:Listadmins|several users]] who have admin rights. These admins pay careful attention to this page, and will [[Special:Ipblocklist|block]] IP addresses where/when appropriate.

== Known Offenders ==
If you see any suspicious, defamatory, or objectionable behavior by any individuals on our wiki, please add their IP address to the list following the same format as the example shown below. For our purposes, an "offense" is defined as the defacement of a single document of our wiki.

''Now, this table format might be a bit confusing, so if you can't figure it out, just toss the date, IP address, and pages defaced down at the bottom of the page and someone will fix it for you. We're flexible like that.''

=== Example ===
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Date !! IP Address and Contributions !! Pages defaced !! Description
|-
| 12/13/2004 || [[User:127.0.0.1|127.0.0.1]] ([[Special:Contributions/127.0.0.1|all edits]]) || [[Main Page|Page Defaced]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=0&oldid=1 actual edit] || Description of dastardly deed.
|}

== Offenders ==

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Date !! IP Address and Contributions !! Pages defaced !! Description
|-
| December 16, 2004 || 81.153.38.226 || || Defaced [[Main Page]] and this one. Anonymous user called him a "damn troll".

|-
| December 16, 2004 || 216.120.190.222 || || SEVERELY defaced [[Main Page]], [[Strong Bad Email]] and this page.

|-
| Sept 26, 2004 || 24.45.209.62 || || defaced [[Main Page]], [[Homsar Main Page]], [[comic]], [[pom pom]], and [[User:M.J|M.J]]. [[Special:Ipblocklist|Blocked]].

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| Sept 26, 2004 || 65.40.125.112 || || defaced [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[Strongbadia]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Computer Room]], [[The Stick]], [[Free Country, USA]] and [[Crazy Go Nuts University]].

|-
| Sept 27, 2004 || User gokugod || || defaced [[Main Page]].

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| Sept 29, 2004 || 209.66.200.41 || || defaced [[Talk:Main Page]]

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| Oct 2, 2004 || 82.36.184.209 || || defaced [[Dangeresque]]

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| Oct 4, 2004 || 65.95.109.254 || || added profanity to [[HRWiki:Sandbox]]

|-
| Oct 4, 2004 || 4.62.191.117 || || added profanity to the [[Main Page]].

|-
| Oct 5, 2004 || 211.26.31.96 || || deleted Fun Facts from [[other days]] and [[time capsule]], defaced [[time capsule]]

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| Oct 8, 2004 || 64.12.116.23 || || trolled [[Quotes]]

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| Oct 9, 2004 || 205.188.116.75 || || added pointless comment to [[Main Page]]

|-
| Oct 10, 2004 || 144.138.69.175 || || added pointless Fun Fact to [[time_capsule]]

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| Oct 12, 2004 || 68.100.148.11 || || - Replaced all text in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] with a link to the "page" '''ALL IS ON! FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT FEEL IT!'''

|-
| Oct 13, 2004 || 4.130.51.240 || || Removed much of the material from [[Quotes]] that he apparently didn't like.

|-
| Oct 13, 2004 || 24.5.201.84 || || Removed the [[Main Page]], and trolled... the WikiTroll section

|-
| Oct. 14, 2004 || 194.83.70.7 || || Added mature content to [[Senor Mortgage]], [[Main Page]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)]]

|-
| Oct. 16, 2004 || 69.138.144.59 || || Created fake "Television Show" page

|-
| Oct. 16, 2004 || 24.129.85.150 || || Trolled [[Glossary]]

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| Oct 16, 2004 || 148.85.1.101 || || Vandalized [[HRWiki:About]]

|-
| Oct 17, 2004 || 24.117.133.95 || || Added profanity to [[Characters]]

|-
| Oct 19, 2004 || 67.169.0.163 || || Immature addition in Fun Facts on [[sibbie]].

|-
| Oct 19, 2004 || 212.159.79.225 || || Trolled [[User:woddfellow2|woddfellow2]]

|-
| Oct 20, 2004 || 210.84.225.173 || || Added rude comment to [[Legal]]

|-
| Oct 22, 2004 || 69.169.241.169 || || Trolled [[Main Page]]

|-
| Oct 22, 2004 || 163.11.255.34 || || Blanked and trolled [[Dangeresque]]

|-
| Oct 22, 2004 || 67.71.126.207 || || Defaced [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]

|-
| Oct 22, 2004 || 24.205.80.66 || || Trolled [[halloweener]] and [[HRWiki:Sandbox]]

|-
| Oct 22, 2004 || 80.46.168.155 || || Immature addition to [[Talk:Senor Mortgage]]

|-
| Oct 22, 2004 || 64.170.153.190 || || Trolled [[Cheap as Free]], [[Peasant's Quest]], and the [[Main Page]]

|-
| Oct 24, 2004 || 68.32.157.188 || || Trolled [[TROGDOR!]]

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| Oct 24, 2004 || 68.8.236.2 || || Defaced [[duck pond]]

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| Oct 25, 2004 || 68.166.4.182 || || Created [[Talk:Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] and made profane comments.

|-
| Oct 25, 2004 || 4.26.82.103 || || Trolled [[Super Kingio Brothers]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]], and [[Isle of Pom]]

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| Oct 25, 2004 || 68.122.211.97 || || Trolled [[Under Construction]]

|-
| Oct 26, 2004 || 221.219.56.212 || || Added pointless links to [[Main Page]]

|-
| Oct 27, 2004 || 217.44.14.69 || || Added unecessary punctuation and pointless comment to [[Strong Bad Email]]

|-
| Oct 29, 2004 || 68.19.0.41 || || Created "The Simpsons" page

|-
| Oct 31, 2004 || 24.15.215.193 || || Defaced [[Main Page]], [[Toons]] and [[Halloween Fairstival]].

|-
| Oct 31, 2004 || 66.110.238.52 || || Defaced [[ghosts]]

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| Oct 31, 2004 || 61.49.205.19 || || Trolled [[labor day]]

|-
| Nov 1, 2004 || 69.179.54.246 || || Defaced [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] by adding profanity to the Easter Egg transcript.

|-
| Nov 1, 2004 || 69.179.49.9 || || Defaced [[Dangeresque]]

|-
| Nov 3, 2004 || 68.85.13.60 || || Trolled [[HRWiki:Sandbox]]

|-
| Nov 3, 2004 || 24.17.148.102 || || Trolled User:spellchecka

|-
| Nov 4, 2004 || 67.22.38.69 || || defaced [[labor day]]
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| Dec 5, 2004 || 67.22.38.69 || || defaced [[Fortune Cookies]]
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| Nov 4, 2004 || 63.226.185.4 || || Trolled [[Legal]] and made several nonsense pages

|-
| Nov 4, 2004 || 68.54.103.157 || || Deleted portions of the [[Main Page]] and [[Strong Bad Email]]

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| Nov 5, 2004 || 70.66.38.178 || || Trolled [[Main Page]] and [[Everybody Knows It]]

|-
| Nov 8, 2004 || 172.129.239.114 || || Deleted everything in [[Help:Contents]] and [[Powered by the Cheat]], deleted portions of [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]]

|-
| Nov 8, 2004 || 24.29.154.89 || || Trolled [[Pom Pom's girls]]

|-
| Nov 9, 2004 || 24.58.8.134 || || Trolled [[Stickly Man]], [[:Category:Main Characters]], and [[Experimental Film]]

|-
| Nov 10, 2004 || 12.202.201.107 || || Defaced [[Main Page]]

|-
| Nov 10, 2004 || 70.66.255.177 || || Added spam to [[Kobe|Kobe #1]]

|-
| Nov 12, 2004 || 170.222.38.239 || || Trolled [[japanese cartoon]]

|-
| Nov 13, 2004 || 221.219.63.133 || || Added spam to [[strongbad_email.exe]] and [[cheat talk]], and tons of other stuff, including this very page!

|-
| Nov 13, 2004 || 24.186.127.154 || || deleted large portions of "Rejects" page.

|-
| Nov 16, 2004 || 163.150.15.182 || || Trolled [[Main Page]] by adding "homsar woot woot" and a broken image link.

|-
| Nov 16, 2004 || 12.203.172.52 || || Trolled [[Main Page]] multiple times.

|-
| Nov 18, 2004 || 82.156.72.59 || || Created [[Fhqwhgads (karaoke)]], [[Dangeresque (karaoke)]], [[Nite Mamas (karaoke)]], and [[Trogdor! (karaoke)]] and placed profanity and offensive statements on the pages.

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| Nov 18, 2004 || 156.63.181.3 || || Replaced [[Main Page]], [[Talk:Main Page]] with one word, and [[Strong Bad Email]], and [[Talk:Strong Bad Email]] with no words.

|-
| Nov 18, 2004 || 151.197.42.190 || || Added rude comment to [[Day at the Park]]

|-
| Nov. 14, 2004 || 68.205.174.253 || || Defaced "Cheat" in [[Sightings]] by adding a fictional statement

|-
| Nov 19, 2004 || 211.147.232.81 || || Defaced Main Page

|-
| Oct 13, 2004 || 135.214.66.241 || || Added a talk page to [[gimmicks]] consisting of little but rather explicit descriptions of mature content.
|-
| Nov 19, 2004 || 135.214.66.241 || || Deleted content on the [[Main Page]], replacing it with a very rude comment.

|-
| Nov 20, 2004 || 12.203.198.152 || || Added a terrible comment to [[Craig Zobel]].

|-
| Nov 20, 2004 || User [[User:SonicTailsKnuckles|SonicTailsKnuckles]] || || Defaced 12.203.198.152's [[User_talk:12.203.198.152|talk page]] with personal insults, added spam to [[Main Page]] then deleted it

|-
| Nov 20, 2004 || 199.5.155.193 || || Created [[Ryan Sterritt]] page and added rude comment

|-
| Nov 21, 2004 || 210.90.223.227 || || Added unneccesary external links to "Rejects" page

|-
| Oct 16, 2004 || 65.33.113.215 || || Added fake dialogue to the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] transcript
|-
| Nov 21, 2004 || 65.33.113.215 || || Created "Puppet Homestar Runner" page, added characters to [[Puppet Time]] and [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]] that don't appear in them, added fake dialogue to the [[virus]] transcript

|-
| Nov 21, 2004 || 68.105.254.252 || || Created page "The weather in London" (that isn't supposed to be created)

|-
| Nov 21, 2004 || 69.209.117.90 || || Trolled [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]'s userspace

|-
| Nov 22, 2004 || 69.14.27.229 || || Added "Matt is so cool" to [[Fluffy_Puff_Malloweens|Fluffy Puff Malloweens]]

|-
| Nov 22, 2004 || 66.245.193.136 || || Defaced [[virus]] and severely defaced [[pom pom]]

|-
| Nov 22, 2004 || 24.85.74.202 || || Defaced [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]

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| Nov 22, 2004 || 128.205.249.1 || || Trolled the [[Main Page]] twice

|-
| Nov 22, 2004 || 24.107.93.135 || || Created page "The weather in London" (that isn't supposed to be created)

|-
| Nov 22, 2004 || 151.204.132.244 || || Deleted most of [[Quote of the Week]], trolled [[Senor Cardgage]]

|-
| Nov 22, 2004 || 205.118.81.5 || || Trolled [[The Brothers Chaps]] many times.

|-
| Nov 23, 2004 || 84.25.127.67 || || Created "No Loafing" and "Scroll Button Songs" pages with junk in them, defaced [[Strong Badman]], trolled [[User Talk:Stu]], and defaced [[Strong Bad Email]].

|-
| Nov 24, 2004 || User ryanasaurus007 || || Put unneeded comment on [[Main Page]]

|-
| Nov 24, 2004 || 69.141.187.126 || || Put a bad external link and ad on top of [[Main Page]].

|-
| Nov 24, 2004 || 68.0.169.215 || || 'Dillon' Trolled [[Strong Bad Email]] and [[Main Page]].

|-
| Nov 24, 2004 || 151.199.230.174 || || Trolled [[Pom Pom]]

|-
| Nov 24, 2004 || 213.249.155.235 || || Trolled [[:Image:the cheat.PNG]]

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| Nov 24, 2004 || 141.152.152.111 || || Changed "Decemberween" to "Novemberween" on [[Litigation Jackson]].

|-
| Nov 26, 2004 || 69.138.8.79 || || Added very profane comment to the [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]].

|-
| Nov 26, 2004 || 66.208.4.69 || || Defaced [[Main Page]].

|-
| Nov 27, 2004 || 69.240.123.103 || || Replaced most of [[Holiday Toons]] with "YOUR SITE IS BROKEN"

|-
| Nov 28, 2004 || 66.74.199.62 || || Defaced a section on [[Thy Dungeonman]].

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| Nov 28, 2004 || 203.227.166.71 || || Trolled [[Main Page]]

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| Nov 28, 2004 || 203.227.166.74 || || Trolled [[making out]]

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| Nov 29, 2004 || 216.120.190.137 || || Severely defaced [[Main Page]]

|-
| Nov 29, 2004 || 68.192.99.51 || || Trolled the [[Main Page]]

|-
| Nov 29, 2004 || 131.247.157.11 || || Blanked [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]]

|-
| Nov. 30, 2004 || 219.137.110.229 || || Added random and useless links to [[Main Page]].

|-
| Dec 1, 2004 || 24.166.217.163 || || Trolled [[stunt double]], created "blank page", "blargidy borfs", and "sjkergshkergh" pages. Also trolled the [[Main Page]], but reverted his trolling.

|-
| Dec 1, 2004 || 156.34.216.176 || || Added rude comment to [[Naked Ned]]

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| Dec 1, 2004 || 24.164.250.43 || || Created "tgies" page

|-
| Dec 2, 2004 || 68.8.170.118 || || Defaced [[Strong Bad Email]]

|-
| Dec 2, 2004 || 165.161.3.12 || || Blanked image and large section of [[Cold One]]
|-
| Dec 3, 2004 || 165.161.3.12 || || Deleted paragraph of [[Cold One]], again

|-
| Dec 3, 2004 || 65.41.171.114 || || Personally attacked [[User:Cheatasaurusrex]] by putting "I am a stupid guy" in the black space.

|-
| Dec 3, 2004 || 24.154.200.247 || || Placing derogatory marks on [[Talk:Main Page]]

|-
| Dec 3, 2004 || 129.2.222.251 || || Removed a section on [[HRWiki:About]]

|-
| Nov 7, 2004 || 24.225.134.107 || || Defaced [[Main Page]] and added horrible comment to [[Toons]], but removed his/her comment in Toons.
|-
| Dec 4, 2004 || 24.225.134.107 || || Trolled [[User:Happy|Happy]]'s userspace four times (left horrible comments three times, deleted a large portion of the page once)
|-
| Dec 4, 2004 || 24.225.134.107 || || Changed "Decemberween" to "Christmasween" in [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].

|-
| Dec 4, 2004 || 213.151.155.71 || || Added a degrading comment to [[:Image:trogdor.png]]

|-
| Dec 6, 2004 || 66.177.44.46 || || Trolled [[HRWiki:Select The Usable Fun Facts]] twice
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| Dec 6, 2004 || 66.177.44.46 || || Created user page with foul language

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| Dec 6, 2004 || 68.39.170.49 || || Added "har har har" to [[HRWiki:About]].

|-
| Dec 7, 2004 || 152.163.100.203 || || Defaced [[Strong Bad Email]].

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| Dec 7, 2004 || 65.117.156.222 || || Defaced [[Strong Bad Email]] and [[Main Page]].

|-
| Dec 7, 2004 || 66.117.231.96 || || Removed the <nowiki>{{sandbox}}</nowiki> template from [[HRWiki:Sandbox]]

|-
| Dec 7, 2004 || 69.138.8.79 || || Added unneccesary comment to [[Main Page 22]]

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| Dec 7, 2004 || 61.49.205.85 || || Spammed [[cheatday]] and created twenty useless pages devoted to his/her spam.

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| Dec 7, 2004 || 156.63.21.14 || || Vanalized [[Main Page]]

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| Dec 9, 2004 || 142.177.79.134 || || Added keyboard mashings to [[army]].

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| Dec 9, 2004 || 66.167.217.47 || || Created worthless [[Wilbur]] page

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| Dec 9, 2004 || 219.134.99.206 || || Spammed Main Page and [[HRWiki talk:FAQ]].

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| Nov 10, 2004 || 69.136.111.77/[[User:daunrealist|daunrealist]] || || Trolled [[User Talk:FireBird]] twice by adding "I am dumb" and "I spelled Mozzillaa and grammar wrong", but then removed comments.
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| Dec 11, 2004 || 69.136.111.77/[[User:daunrealist|daunrealist]] || || Added rude and insulting comment to [[User Talk:FireBird]]. ("I don't like you.")

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| Dec 11, 2004 || 63.236.237.238 || || Trolled [[User:FireBird|Firebird]]'s user page by deleting it and talk by rewording it.

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| Dec 11, 2004 || 69.161.182.112 || || Added a false Linking Rule to the [[Links]] Page.

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| Dec 11, 2004 || 24.0.103.137 || || Spammed [[animal]].
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| Dec 12, 2004 || 24.0.103.137 || || Spammed 30+ pages, including [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]], and [[Strong Bad]] several other biography pages similarly. Also spammed [[Help:Contents]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], and the [[Main Page]] repeatedly

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| Dec 2, 2004 || 129.100.206.107 || || Trolled [[User:TheRealZajac|The Real Zajac's]] user page by adding "I'm a dork. A huge dork and loser. DELORTED!"

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| Jan 3, 2004 || 134.71.53.147 || || Went into [[HRWiki:WikiTroll]] and deleted everything after the sample troll report, throwing in the phrase "omg pwnage!" like a 14-year-old gamer/hacker wannabe. We have to figure out how to block this IP. Doesn't look like it's his first attempts, according to the history.
|}

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Date !! IP Address and Contributions !! Pages defaced !! Description
|-
| 12/13/2004 || [[User:24.197.22.58|24.197.22.58]] ([[Special:Contributions/24.197.22.58|all edits]]) || [[HRWiki:About]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3AAbout&diff=26619&oldid=26618] || Added "say werd" to the About page.
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| 12/13/2004 || [[User:24.190.163.199|24.190.163.199]] ([[Special:Contributions/24.190.163.199|all edits]]) || [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3ASandbox&diff=26627&oldid=26626] || Removed header at the top of the [[HRWiki:Sandbox]].
|-
| 12/13/2004 || [[User:70.240.248.4|70.240.248.4]] ([[Special:Contributions/70.240.248.4|all edits]]) || [[Matt Chapman]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Matt_Chapman&diff=26487&oldid=26380] (15 edits) || Drastically defaced [[Matt Chapman]].
|-
| 12/13/2004 || [[User:65.117.156.222|65.117.156.222]] ([[Special:Contributions/65.117.156.222|all edits]]) || [[Main Page]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=26891&oldid=26887], [[Strong Bad Email]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email&diff=26892&oldid=26888] || Defaced [[Strong Bad Email]] and [[Main Page]] for a second time. Last time was on Dec 7th.
|-
| 12/13/2004 || [[User:142.177.108.145|142.177.108.145]] ([[Special:Contributions/142.177.108.145|all edits]]) || [[super powers]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=super_powers&diff=27021&oldid=27011] || Added "DOUGLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to Fun Facts in [[super powers]].
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| 12/15/2004 || [[User:61.145.130.190|61.145.130.190]] ([[Special:Contributions/61.145.130.190|all edits]]) || [[Main Page]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=27194&oldid=27189] || Defaced [[Main Page]] with advertisement.
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| 12/15/2004 || [[User:70.17.153.105|70.17.153.105]] ([[Special:Contributions/70.17.153.105|all edits]]) || [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Decemberween_Sweet_Cuppin%27_Cakes&diff=27280&oldid=27271] || Trolled with "virus" quote, followed by "LOL!"
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| 12/15/2004 || [[User:68.104.169.110|68.104.169.110]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.104.169.110|all edits]]) || [[Main Page]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=5&diff=27369&oldid=27368] || Defaced several pages, including the [[Main Page]].
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| 12/16/2004 || [[User:66.51.194.61|66.51.194.61]] ([[Special:Contributions/66.51.194.61|all edits]]) || [[extra plug]] || Added his name to many a places in the transcript.
|-
| 12/16/2004 || [[User:134.9.15.38|134.9.15.38]] ([[Special:Contributions/134.9.15.38|all edits]]) || [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]] || Removed the inventory section and added "No Way!"
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| 12/16/2004 || [[User:24.22.102.26|24.22.102.26]] ([[Special:Contributions/24.22.102.26|all edits]]) || [[Whaddya Know, Haddi-Man?]] || Added nonsense
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| 12/16/2004 || [[User:69.154.209.207|69.154.209.207]] ([[Special:Contributions/69.154.209.207|all edits]]) || [Image:sbemail50.PNG][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=sbemail50.PNG&curid=2622&diff=27735&oldid=27732] || Trolled [Image:sbemail50.PNG].
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| 12/16/2004 || [[User:199.126.157.20|199.126.157.20]] ([[Special:Contributions/199.126.157.20|all edits]]) || [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest_Walkthrough&curid=3090&diff=27739&oldid=27737] || Removed "DRESS like a peasant" in [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]].
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| 12/16/2004 || [[User:68.184.255.94|68.184.255.94]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.184.255.94|all edits]]) || [[User:83.88.139.108]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:83.88.139.108], [[Homsar Runner]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homsar_Runner]|| Created two pages apparently meant to troll users.
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| 12/16/2004 || [[User:199.126.35.93|199.126.35.93]] ([[Special:Contributions/199.126.35.93|all edits]]) || [[Main Page]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=5&diff=27782&oldid=27779], [[User:TheRealZajac]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:TheRealZajac&curid=4010&diff=27780&oldid=27776], [[Whaddya Know, Haddi-Man?]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Whaddya_Know%2C_Haddi-Man%3F&curid=3880&diff=27766&oldid=27763][[User:70.17.153.105]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:70.17.153.105&oldid=27764] || Trolled several pages including the [[Main Page]], added obscenities to [[User:TheRealZajac]], also threatened the site [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:TheRealZajac&oldid=27785](riiiiight...).
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| 12/17/2004 || [[User:216.120.190.30|216.120.190.30]] ([[Special:Contributions/216.120.190.30|all edits]]) || [[Main Page]], [[Strong Bad Email]], and WikiTroll || Defaced all three pages
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| 12/17/2004 || [[User:69.152.199.12|69.152.199.12]] ([[Special:Contributions/69.152.199.12|all edits]]) || [[3 wishes]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=3_Wishes&diff=27953&oldid=27947] || Deleted page
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| 12/17/2004 || [[User:64.63.232.186|64.63.232.186]] ([[Special:Contributions/64.63.232.186|all edits]]) || [[User:Mr. Strong Bad]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3AMr._Strong_Bad&diff=0&oldid=28071] || Created and added gibberish to page
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| 12/18/2004 || [[User:24.95.42.131|24.95.42.131]] ([[Special:Contributions/24.95.42.131|all edits]] [[HRFWiki:Special:Contributions/24.95.42.131|all edits on fanstuff wiki]]) || Several pages on the [[HRFWiki:Main Page|Fanstuff Wiki]]; [[Strong Mad's Room]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Mad%27s_Room&diff=28440&oldid=28433], [[HRWiki:Projects]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3AProjects&diff=28445&oldid=28441], [[HRWiki:Cleanup]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3ACleanup&diff=28443&oldid=28439], [[Main Page]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=28446&oldid=28444] || Trolled several pages, including making rude and very obscene comments. Should be blocked.
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| 12/18/2004 || [[User:68.10.80.125|68.10.80.125]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.10.80.125|all edits]] || [[Ballad of the Sneak]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Ballad_of_The_Sneak&diff=28457&oldid=28434] || Added rude comment
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| 12/16/2004 || [[User:68.215.158.33|68.215.158.33]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.215.158.33|all edits]]) || [Image:pomgirls.PNG][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Image%3Apomgirls.png&diff=28484&oldid=28474] || Defaced [Image:pomgirls.PNG].
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| 12/18/2004 || [[User:69.152.236.224|69.152.236.224]] ([[Special:Contributions/69.152.236.224|all edits]]) || [[Homestar Runner ]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner&diff=28567&oldid=28561] || Defaced [[Homestar Runner]].
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| 12/18/2004 || [[User:70.64.34.61|70.64.34.61]] ([[Special:Contributions/70.64.34.61|all edits]]) || [[Strong Sad]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Sad&curid=956&diff=28735&oldid=28733] || Replaced text in [[Strong Sad]]'s bio with "Homsar rules".
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| 12/18/2004 || [[User:67.181.245.35|67.181.245.35]] ([[Special:Contributions/67.181.245.35|all edits]]) || [[radio]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=radio&curid=4163&diff=28768&oldid=28767] || Filled [[radio]] with links to online stores.
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| 12/18/2004 || [[User:68.91.91.113|68.91.91.113]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.91.91.113|all edits]]) || [[Gavin]][http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Gavin&diff=29043&oldid=29021] || Created [[Drasticpasticbarfmosis]] and included it on Gavin's page.
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| 12/20/2004 || [[User:60.55.58.202|60.55.58.202]] ([[Special:Contributions/60.55.58.202|all edits]]) || [[User talk:Kilroy]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk%3AKilroy&diff=29050&oldid=28799], [[HRWiki:Projects]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3AProjects&diff=29061&oldid=28810], [[Talk:Floppy Disk Container Plus]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3AFloppy_Disk_Container_Plus&diff=28969&oldid=28785], [[Talk:your friends]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3Ayour_friends&diff=29065&oldid=28784] || Spammed several pages by adding useless links.
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| 12/20/2004 || [[User:210.49.167.191|210.49.167.191]] ([[Special:Contributions/210.49.167.191|all edits]]) || [[HRFWiki:Other Character Email The Poopsmith]] || Blanked page.
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| 12/20/2004 || [[User:60.55.57.90|60.55.57.90]] ([[Special:Contributions/60.55.57.90|all edits]]) || [[User talk:JoeyDay]], [[User Talk:FireBird]], and [[HRWiki:Welcoming Committee]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:JoeyDay&curid=739&diff=29200&oldid=29197] || Spammed page by adding useless links
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| 12/20/2004 || [[User: 24.209.223.70|24.209.223.70]] ([[Special:Contributions/24.209.223.70|all edits]]) || [[for kids]] || Added a fake transcript consiting of what seems to be a conversation with itself.
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| 12/21/2004 || [[User:69.110.228.72|69.110.228.72]] ([[Special:Contributions/69.110.228.72|all edits]]) || [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Homestar_vs._Little_Girl&curid=2869&diff=29244&oldid=29242] || Blanked transcript.
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| 12/21/2004 || [[User:68.39.156.170|68.39.156.170]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.39.156.170|all edits]]) || [[Main Page]] || Changed Secret Pages link, then reverted.
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| 12/21/2004 || [[User:63.127.54.121|63.127.54.121]] ([[Special:Contributions/63.127.54.121|all edits]]) || [[Talk:Homestar's house]] || Added some immature comments.
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| 12/21/2004 || [[User:200.62.139.206|200.62.139.206]] ([[Special:Contributions/200.62.139.206|all edits]]) || [[User:The Paper]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3AThe_Paper&diff=29489&oldid=29477] || Added keyboard mashings to [[User:The Paper]]
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| 12/21/2004 || [[User:64.12.116.136|64.12.116.136]] ([[Special:Contributions/64.12.116.136|all edits]]) || [[Secret Pages]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Secret_Pages&curid=905&diff=29615&oldid=29613] || Cleared "Puppet Stuff" section, then adding "no more haha".
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| 12/21/2004 || [[User:69.153.5.143|69.153.5.143]] ([[Special:Contributions/69.153.5.143|all edits]]) || [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&curid=1159&diff=29624&oldid=29623] || Deleted the message at the top that ''clearly'' says "Don't Delete".
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| 12/21/2004 || [[User:68.57.242.91|68.57.242.91]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.57.242.91|all edits]]) || [[radio]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=radio&diff=29643&oldid=29640], [[Main Page]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=5&diff=29648&oldid=29647], [[Neuconsin]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Neuconsin&diff=29655&oldid=29653] (Warning: This takes forever to load due to extent of trollage.)|| Trolled [[radio]], [[Main Page]], [[Neuconsin]], and created [[er]].
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| 12/22/2004 || [[User:24.203.226.202|24.203.226.202]] ([[Special:Contributions/24.203.226.202|all edits]]) || [[Snow Globe]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Snow_Globe&diff=29721&oldid=29716] || Made horrible, terrible curses on [[Snow Globe]].
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| 12/22/2004 || [[User:thatkidsam|thatkidsam]] ([[Special:Contributions/thatkidsam|all edits]]) || [[User:pixelated]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3Apixelated&diff=0&oldid=29747], [[User:screetchy cello]] || Created fake users [[User:pixelated|pixelated]] and [[User:screetchy cello|screetchy cello]]
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| 12/22/2004 || [[User:4.248.74.190|4.248.74.190]] ([[Special:Contributions/4.248.74.190|all edits]]) || [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&curid=1159&diff=30010&oldid=30009] || Specifically removed "Do not remove" line.
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| 12/23/2004 || [[User:152.163.100.200|152.163.100.200]] ([[Special:Contributions/152.163.100.200|all edits]]) || [[strongbad email.exe DVD Artwork]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_DVD_Artwork&diff=30272&oldid=30268] || Added, "I suck so bad," and British curse words to [[strongbad email.exe DVD Artwork]].
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| 12/26/2004 || [[User:64.12.116.6|64.12.116.6]] ([[Special:Contributions/64.12.116.6|all edits]])/[[User:spacemonkey|spacemonkey]]([[Special:Contributions/spacemonkey|all edits]]) || [[User:Renegade Master]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User%3ARenegade_Master&diff=30951&oldid=30948] || Trolled [[User:Renegade Master]]. This is a repeated offense.
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| 12/26/2004 || [[User:24.176.210.102|24.176.210.102]] ([[Special:Contributions/24.176.210.102|all edits]]) || [[Talk:The Future Animators of the Future]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk%3AThe_Future_Animators_of_the_Future&diff=0&oldid=30953] || Made obscene comments on [[Talk:The Future Animators of the Future]].
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| 12/26/2004 || [[User:12.215.155.217|12.215.155.217]] ([[Special:Contributions/12.215.155.217|all edits]]) || [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki%3ASandbox&diff=30975&oldid=30964], [[HRWiki talk:Sandbox]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki_talk:Sandbox&oldid=30972] || Deleted [[HRWiki:Sandbox]] and wrote a racial slur on [[HRWiki talk:Sandbox]].
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| 12/27/2004 || [[User:61.51.48.125|61.51.48.125]] ([[Special:Contributions/61.51.48.125|all edits]]) || [[sugarbob]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=sugarbob&diff=0&oldid=31105] || Added twenty six pages worth of spam all labeled SsS*, with * being a letter A-Z, and linked them to [[sugarbob]]'s 'External Links' section.
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| 12/27/2004 || [[User:60.55.58.64|60.55.58.64]] ([[Special:Contributions/60.55.58.64|all edits]]) || [[User talk:Kilroy]] || Spammed
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| 28/12/2004 || [[User:64.12.116.70|64.12.116.70]] ([[Special:Contributions/64.12.116.70|all edits]]) || [[Main Page]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=31255&oldid=31254] || Deleted everything on page and added small piece of text. Note: trolling is similar to that of [[User:64.12.116.6|64.12.116.6]]/[[User:spacemonkey|spacemonkey]].
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| 12/27/2004 || [[User:68.147.111.188|68.147.111.188]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.147.111.188|all edits]]) || [[Original Book]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Original_Book&diff=31275&oldid=31262]|| Trolled [[Original Book]].
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| 12/28/2004 || [[User:199.126.180.143|199.126.180.143]] ([[Special:Contributions/199.126.180.143|all edits]]) || [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Peasant%27s_Quest_Walkthrough&curid=3090&diff=31447&oldid=31446] || Changed "arrow" to "poo" in [[Peasant's Quest Walkthrough]].
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| 12/28/2004 || [[User:12.221.216.74|12.221.216.74]] ([[Special:Contributions/12.221.216.74|all edits]]) || [[radio]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=radio&curid=4163&diff=31518&oldid=31517] || Added profanity to [[radio]].
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| 12/29/2004 || [[User:68.11.225.151|68.11.225.151]] ([[Special:Contributions/68.11.225.151|all edits]]) || [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Lookin_at_a_Thing_in_a_Bag&diff=31650&oldid=31647], [[Strong Bad Email]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email&curid=732&diff=31652&oldid=31645], [[Help:Contents]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Help:Contents&curid=845&diff=31655&oldid=31644], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Marshmallow%27s_Last_Stand_%28place%29&curid=1682&diff=31656&oldid=31643] || Trolled [[Help:Contents]], [[Strong Bad Email]], and more.
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| 12/30/2004 || [[User:64.246.132.116|64.246.132.116]] ([[Special:Contributions/64.246.132.116|all edits]]) || [[User talk:Renegade Master]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Renegade_Master&curid=4436&diff=31788&oldid=31782] || Trolled/spammed [[User talk:Renegade Master]].
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| 1/1/2005 || [[User:64.246.132.182|64.246.132.182]] ([[Special:Contributions/64.246.132.182|all edits]]) || [[User talk:Renegade Master]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk%3ARenegade_Master&diff=32360&oldid=32314] || Trolled [[User talk:Renegade Master]]. This user has been a nuisance (see above), and banning his IP won't work. Most likely it is a dynamic IP that can be reassigned at request. Tom banned 64.246.132.116, so the troll just requested a new IP -- that's why the first three numbers are identical. I don't know what further measures we can take against someone so stupidly determined to troll, but that's most likely what's happening.
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| 1/2/2005 || [[User:138.130.226.46|138.130.226.46]] ([[Special:Contributions/138.130.226.46|all edits]]) || [[Quote of the Week]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&curid=906&diff=32853&oldid=32852] || Blanked [[Quote of the Week]].
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| 1/3/2005 || [[User:221.219.63.211|221.219.63.211]] ([[Special:Contributions/221.219.63.211|all edits]]) || [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Mrs._Bennedetto&oldid=33173] || Added "SsSs" and a link to the same. Also created various spam pages, including [[SsSa]], [[SsSb]], [[SsSc]], etc. Same M.O. as [[User:61.51.48.125|61.51.48.125]].
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| 1/3/2005 || [[User:69.151.117.197|69.151.117.197]] ([[Special:Contributions/69.151.117.197|all edits]]) ||Many|| Changed text to 'defaced'd' on several pages, including main page and this page
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| 1/4/2005 || [[User:69.152.214.49|69.152.214.49]] ([[Special:Contributions/69.152.214.49|all edits]]) ||Many|| Changed text to 'defaced'd' on several pages, including main page and this page

|}

HRWiki:WikiTroll

ryanasaurus007 — Tue, 07 Dec 2004 22:13:00 GMT

ryanasaurus007: /* Offenders */ Added troll 65.117.156.222.

Strong Bad Email

ryanasaurus007 — Tue, 07 Dec 2004 22:10:39 GMT

ryanasaurus007: REVERTED!!! {BRRAAAMMMMPPPPP!}

[[Image:sbemail_lappy2.png|thumb|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
[[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website (e.g., the [[Floppy Disk Container]]) come from here. A few characters were even created here!

== The Strong Bad Emails ==
*[[Strong Bad Email By Name]]
*[[Strong Bad Email By Place]]
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
119. [[animal]] 
118. [[virus]] 
117. [[montage]] 
116. [[extra plug]] 
115. [[time capsule]] 
114. [[the facts]] 
113. [[pizzaz]] 
112. [[old comics]] 
111. [[other days]] 
110. [[for kids]] 
109. [[crying]] 
108. [[pom pom]] 
107. [[cheatday]] 
106. [[dangeresque 3]] 
105. [[replacement]] 
104. [[theme park]] 
103. [[haircut]] 
102. [[lunch special]] 
101. [[car]] 
100. [[flashback]] 
99. [[different town]] 
98. [[stupid stuff]] 
97. [[monument]] 
96. [[lackey]] 
95. [[the bet]] 
94. [[video games]] 
93. [[army]] 
92. [[kind of cool]] 
91. [[caffeine]] 
90. [[colonization]] 
89. [[local news]] 
88. [[couch patch]] 
87. [[mile]] 
86. [[no loafing]] 
85. [[2 years]] 
84. [[kids' book]] 
83. [[labor day]] 
82. [[impression]] 
81. [[date]] 
80. [[stunt double]]
<td width="33%" valign="top">
79. [[the process]] 
78. [[anything]] 
77. [[suntan]] 
76. [[sibbie]] 
75. [[funny]] 
74. [[privileges]] 
73. [[mascot]] 
72. [[crazy cartoon]] 
71. [[2 emails]] 
70. [[big white face]] 
69. [[personal favorites]] 
68. [[caper]] 
67. [[autobiography]] 
66. [[the show]] 
65. [[unused emails]] 
64. [[english paper]] 
63. [[fingers]] 
62. [[interview]] 
61. [[monster truck]] 
60. [[huttah!]] 
59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] 
58. [[dragon]] 
57. [[japanese cartoon]] 
56. [[current status]] 
55. [[cheat talk]] 
54. [[morning routine]] 
53. [[comic]] 
52. [[island]] 
51. [[website]] 
50. [[50 emails]] 
49. [[theme party]] 
48. [[ghosts]] 
47. [[new hands]] 
46. [[your friends]] 
45. [[techno]] 
44. [[lures & jigs]] 
43. [[little questions]] 
42. [[action figure]] 
41. [[invisibility]] 
40. [[vacation]]
</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
39. [[property of ones]] 
38. [[helium]] 
37. [[dullard]] 
36. [[guitar]] 
35. [[sisters]] 
34. [[weird dream]] 
33. [[gimmicks]] 
32. [[flag day]] 
31. [[sugarbob]] 
30. [[12:00]] 
29. [[superhero name]] 
28. [[1 step ahead]] 
27. [[3 Wishes]] 
26. [[CGNU]] 
25. [[super powers]] 
24. [[the bird]] 
23. [[little animal]] 
22. [[sb_email 22]] 
21. [[cartoon]] 
20. [[spring cleaning]] 
19. [[tape-leg]] 
18. [[stand-up]] 
17. [[studying]] 
16. [[band names]] 
15. [[the basics]] 
14. [[duck pond]] 
13. [[i she be]] 
12. [[credit card]] 
11. [[i rule]] 
10. [[trevor the vampire]] 
9. [[i love you]] 
8. [[brianrietta]] 
7. [[halloweener]] 
6. [[depressio]] 
5. [[making out]] 
4. [[homestar hair]] 
3. [[butt IQ]] 
2. [[homsar (email)|homsar]] 
1. [[some kinda robot]]
</td>
</table>

== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99½ is not linked to from anywhere on the site, number 118½ is '''currently in limbo,''' and the others appear on the Shorts menu in the [[Toons]] section.

118½. [[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] 
99½. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] 
68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] 
66½. [[Arcade Game]]

== DVD Emails ==
The following emails only appear on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD set.

[[Greeting Cards]] 
[[E-mail Birds]] 
[[Videro Games]]

== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.

===Current Email Rap===

*Scroll buttons and the Lappy, together at last. How YOU ever learn to sgriggedy scroll so fast? [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf View]

===Previous Raps===

* S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf Listen] 


(All raps below are also collected on the DVD [[strongbad_email.exe]].)

* Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu111.swf Listen] 

* Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!

(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)

* Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu100.swf Listen] 
* I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu95.swf Listen] 
* The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu90.swf Listen] 
* Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu84_TGS4.swf Listen] 
* Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_3.swf Listen] 

(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")

* '''Coach Z''': And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack. '''Strong Bad''': Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_1.swf Listen] 
* Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu69.swf Listen] 
* Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu59.swf Listen] 
* Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu58.swf Listen] 
* Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities. 
* 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good. 
* Scroll buttons. What is UP?
* Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu38.swf Listen] 
* Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together 
* Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.

===Listen===
You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ or [http://porplemontage.com/media/sbemail_raps/ here]

== Strong Bad Email Menus ==
*1-40 Tandy 400 menu
*41 [http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail(vacation).swf Vacation menu]
*42-118 [http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf Compy 386 menu]
*Between 118 and 119 [http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail_shotgunned.swf Compy 386 (slightly shotgunned) menu]
*119- [http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf Lappy 486 menu]

== Strong Bad Email Page Titles ==

* '''1-29''' ''except 5, 6, 20 and 22'': Tandy 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
** 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel
** 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
** 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
** 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)
*30-33: TANDY 400!!
* 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
* 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
* 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
* 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
* 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with the Compy 386.)
* '''42-117''', ''except 50, 52, 66½, 68½, 70, 99½'': Compy 386!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
** 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
** 52 (island): COMPY 386
** 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
** 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
** 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
** 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
* 118 (virus): Compy 386??
* 118½ (Broken Compy Menu): Denny's Menu (Reffering to usual e-mail menu page title.)
* 119 (animal): Compy 386?? Not No More. (Strong Bad replaces the Compy 386 with the Lappy 486.)

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad Email menu]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail_lappy.swf View the flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]
[[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category: Lists]]

HRWiki talk:FAQ

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 01:42:55 GMT

ryanasaurus007: Strong Bad hate mail

Have a question? Post it here and we will try to answer it as soon as possible. (Possibly a matter of minutes.)

== Percent ==

When searching a certain user, what does the 100%, or 92% or any other number mean? -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]

(I'd like that answer too) ^ [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 08:52, 22 Oct 2004 (MST)

:It's how close a match MediaWiki thinks the page is to your search term.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:15, 22 Oct 2004 (MST)

== Wiki Troll ==

This is probably answered somewhere else, but I have to go out for the day, and I'm leaving in 5 minutes, so I'm just gonna ask and leave it with you. 142.177.97.77 added [[Little Girl]] to the reject characters page, with the whole page simply 'bum hole'. Does this constitute a Wiki Troll? If it does, what steps do I take to insure that this Troller of Wikis is brought to justice? Is there any sort of general system of protocols?

:The instructions for dealing with WikiTrolls can be found on the [[WikiTroll]] page. And I dealt with the situation. Thanks.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 16:15, 22 Oct 2004 (MST)

== Category Redirect not working? ==

I moved the content from the "[[Inside Jokes]]" to the [[:Category:Inside Jokes|category]] of the same name. (First I made sure all the inside jokes had references to this category.) Then I tried to redirect "Inside Jokes" to the category, but it's not redirecting! Am I a bad boy? -- [[User:spblat|spblat]] 18:18, 24 Oct 2004 (MST)

:Not so much. I'm not really sure the software will allow a redirect to a category, but its kind of a moot point in this situation. As noted correctly by [[User:The Paper]], content should be on a main namespace page, not a category namespace page. I do understand where you are coming from though. Several of the pages in [[:Category:Lists]] seem like they would be good candidates for just category pages. This is partly because of the way in which we use catagories around here and partly because of the way we list things. In fact, we actually kind of do something with the [[:Category:Filmography|filmographies]] like what I think you tried to do. I'm not really sure what I just said will make any sense, but just know that content should be on good 'ol regular pages.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 19:10, 24 Oct 2004 (MST)

Thanks. Response posted to [[Talk:Inside Jokes]]. Thanks! [[User:spblat|spblat]] 20:05, 24 Oct 2004 (MST)

== Upload. ==

Oops. I apparently did something wrong when I tried to upload an image. Could an admin please delete it? I guess I'm just not cut out to upload images. How do you, anyways? -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]] [[User_Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

:[[:Image:King Of Town Intro.png]]? I'm not really sure. Are you able to view the image on your computer okay? If so, then it's just a matter of knowing where on your computer it is located.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 23:20, 6 Nov 2004 (MST)

::No, I can't see it on my computer. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]-[[User_Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

== Banned ==

Just out of curiosity, when a IP Address is banned, what does the page look like if that address trys to get back in? -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

:Currently with MediaWiki, those on the [[Special:Ipblocklist|Ipblocklist]] are only prevented from editing pages. They can still view pages normally.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 10:31, 18 Nov 2004 (MST)

::Oh. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

== Register ==

How do I get a username? I really want one. [[User:68.215.185.76|68.215.185.76]] 10:31, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

:All you have to do is click the "[[Special:Userlogin|Create an account or log in]]" link at the top-right hand corner of the page. Enter in a username, enter a password into both password boxes and click the "Create new account" button. It's that easy! --[[User:Kilroy|[[User:Kilroy|Kilroy]]/[[User talk:Kilroy|talk]]]] 11:17, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

No. I mean a usernam on the Wiki itself. [[User:68.215.185.76|68.215.185.76]] 11:44, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Just follow what Kilroy said. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

Thanks. [[User:Clever Ben]]

:Just remember to put "User:" in front of your name, or use the squigleys. <nowiki>(~~~~)</nowiki>. -- [[User:FireBird|FireBird]]|[[User Talk:FireBird|Talk]]

== Joining the Forum ==

Can someone help me? I never got my confirmation email. I joined as "bottles98" with the email address strong_bad@homestarrunner.us a couple of weeks ago (yes, that's my real email address, my friend registered homestarrunner.us as a domain name and gave me a mail address at it.) I use Yahoo! Mail which may be the problem, is there anyway an admin could maybe auto-confirm my account or something? I'd really appriciate it.
-- [[User:Homestar Runnar|Homestar Runnar]]

== Strong Bad hate mail ==

Tell me the names of all emails where Strong Bad was asked how he types with boxing gloves on.

User talk:FireBird

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 01:05:30 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

__NOTOC__
<table align="left" id=toc style="width: 160px; margin:5px;">
<tr align="center"><td>'''[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]'''</td></tr>
<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid green;">[[User_talk:FireBird|Talk]]</td></tr>
<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid green;text-align:center;">[[Special:Newpages|New pages]] | [[HRWiki_talk:FAQ|FAQ]] | [[HRWiki:Select_The_Usable_Fun_Facts|STUFF]]|[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|WikiTroll]]</td></tr></table> Welcome to FireBird's discussion page! Any comments, thank you's, complaints or any other junk for me you can post here. ''Please don't use the "+" feature to add a new section, as it messes up my page layout.''


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=== Freakin Standards ===

Thank you for [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Where_the_Crap_Are_We%3F&diff=0&oldid=20489 this encouragement], I didn't know that no Flash byproducts were to be described.

I didn't read it the first 3 times I read the [[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]] page, including after getting your Welcome message, and I didn't read it there this time either. Where is it told, not to talk about Flash byproducts?
:[[User:beanluc|beanluc]] 18:57, 23 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Well I'll be darned. You're right. I'll have to add that.

:Anydangway, sorry if I sounded intimidating. No harm meant. .swf files in Flash usually leave off things (legs, for this matter) all the time, so we generally don't post things like that here, unless it's out-of-the-ordinary (see [[Strong Bad Sings]]). Again, I'm terribly sorry I was un-kind. I beg of your forgivness. :) → ''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>

=== Hate mail ===

Hey FireBird. I just noticed your comment about hate mail and wanted to point out something. I saw something kind of on this topic the other day on a Wikipedia administrator's user talk page. [[Wikipedia:Raul654|Raul654]] replied to another user's question about the motives of a troll who defaced Raul's user page. He [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Raul654/archive#The_IP_Vandal replied], "That's how I tell I'm doing a good job." It made me chuckle.
Anyway, I had mentioned this to the other admins yesterday when a similar issue arose on the forum and just figured you could use the laugh. Keep up the good work.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:06, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Heh. That's true. It is pretty funny. Thanks.→''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

=== Discussions with Thunderbird ===

::Awww man, I haven't gotten ANY mail yet, hate or otherwise. Maybe I need to step up my workage. Either way, yea, you're doing great. I had no idea you were only a sixth grader. Makes me feel... Old. And your sig inspires me to one day upgrade mine. -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 00:45, 26 Nov 2004 (MST) :)

:::Yep. Just a sixth grader. And you're doing great on your workage. You've been working on a lot of big projects lately ([[Strong Bad Email By Name]], [[Strong Bad Email By Place|place]]), and you deserve some mail. In fact...→''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:Oh thank you. I still have to work on the Costumes alot more. I've been kinda leaving the info section adrift this whole time. But yea, I thought you meant ACTUAL in-your-inbox-email. Yea, I've gotten chatter and stuff on my talk page, but still no hate-talk. Still, maybe one day I'll have the priviledge of revert a troll from my Userspace or something... -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 09:07, 26 Nov 2004 (MST)

::Oh, no. I really don't think anyone knows my e-mail address around here. But anyways, I noticed that you had a lot of clutter in you talk page, and I was wondering why you said you hadn't had any mail. And maybe you will get the priviledge of reverting a troll from your userspace. Even though it's not really a priviledge. It's more of an annoyance. :) →''<tt>[[User:FireBird| FireBird]]</tt>''

Hey Fire, me again. I saw your awsome sig, and I was wondering... Would you mind if I kind of... semi-copied it? Not exactly the same, just the same kind of format, only in gold color for Thunder. Then we'd be like... The twin birds of power on this Wiki! Anyways, if you don't want me to do it, feel free to tell me and I'll completely change it in like 10 seconds. I don't want to tread on any toes, and if you want a different sig I completely understand. But here it is for now, please give me an answer sometime soon. Thanks.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>'']] 01:42, 27 Nov 2004 (MST)

''''P.S.'''' If it is okay with you for me to keep it, then how can I get the blue line out from under the arrow. Also, is it possible to exchange the arrow for different symbols? If so how? Just to make it a little less... Copied. Anyways, once again, if it's okay with you for me to keep my sig, then could you give me pointers on just what all the symbols mean and how I can change them to ultimate my sig? Thanks again.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>'']] '''The Raw Code:''' <nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

:Hey. That's a nice sig, and I don't mind if you keep it.

:To get the arrow un-linked, the code should look like this:
<nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:ThunderBird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

:If it does, then I'm really not sure what to do.
:And if you want to change the arrow for different symbols, there is a full list in the [[Help:Editing|Editing Help]] page. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:: What the heck? I can't get the arrow unlinked... Unless... Do you cut and paste your signature each time, or do you have it set in your Preferences and use the <nowiki>~~~</nowiki> meathod to display it? Because I have it set in Preferences and the Arrow is linked as well. If I just cut and paste it looks like this:

⇒''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>''

But if I use the shortcut then it becomes linked.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|⇒''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>'']]

So thats probably it. Correct me if I'm wrong. But other than that it looks awsome.

'''P.S.''' If you had yours red, then it would be like twin sigs, red for Fire, and Gold for Thunder... :) I don't know if this is gonna be my final sig design, but it looks pretty good and close now. Thanks for all your help. I'm gonna see if I can find a little bird symbol somewhere and cut and paste it, instead of the arrow. But it's pretty close now.

(Oh, and I fixed your spelling on your main page. Put it back if that's the way you wanted it.)

::Well I just copy and paste it from my user page, so that's probably the reason. Also, you need to type out "<nowiki>→</nowiki>" for the arrow when you cut and paste. But if it looks like this:

<nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:ThunderBird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

::with "<nowiki>→</nowiki> spelled out, it should work out. You do probably need to put it on your user page and copy and paste it every time you need it.

::Oh. And I really don't want to make my signiture red because then it might look like a broken link. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''(For some reason, "nowiki" isn't "nowiki"ing the arrow code. So when you reply back, just look here for the code for the arrow.)

:::I believe the right arrow (→) can be show on a page as "&rarr;". All one has to do is put "&amp;rarr;" in the edit box. You just have to be one step ahead of MediaWiki with those ampersands. Whoa, that's confusing.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:21, 28 Nov 2004 (MST)

::::I see. Thanks. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

Yea, you can also just cut and paste the arrow, thats what I did here: → so it seems to work fine. And for your sig in your preferances, so you can do the <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> meathod with the time stamp, it does just link everything, including the arrow. But I've got a remedy of sorts for it so it doesn't look so out of place, and I think my sig looks mighty good now. Thanks for all your help. [[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''⇔]]

Oh great, now it only links the first one... Oh well, it's a work in progress... [[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔ ''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>'' ⇔]] 00:11, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)

Okay, my sig is done. Thanks for your help, and sorry that this conversation kinda spiraled into a huge mass of text. Feel free to condence it or what not now, since this conversation can probably finally be put to rest. What do you think of it?

'''My New Sig:'''

[[User:Thunderbird L17|''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔Thunderbird⇔]]</tt>'']] 19:24, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Pretty dern awesome. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

=== 20x6 Marzipan's name ===

(Please paste this message into all users' discussion pages and send an answer to this message to me and encourage others to send an answer to this message to me.)
I encourage you as 20x6 fan to think up a name for 20x6 Marzipan!

User talk:FireBird

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 01:01:27 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

User talk:FireBird

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 01:00:03 GMT

ryanasaurus007: Sorry. Accidentaly failed to notice your note.

__NOTOC__
<table align="left" id=toc style="width: 160px; margin:5px;">
<tr align="center"><td>'''[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]'''</td></tr>
<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid green;">[[User_talk:FireBird|Talk]]</td></tr>
<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid green;text-align:center;">[[Special:Newpages|New pages]] | [[HRWiki_talk:FAQ|FAQ]] | [[HRWiki:Select_The_Usable_Fun_Facts|STUFF]]|[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|WikiTroll]]</td></tr></table> Welcome to FireBird's discussion page! Any comments, thank you's, complaints or any other junk for me you can post here. ''Please don't use the "+" feature to add a new section, as it messes up my page layout.''


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=== Freakin Standards ===

Thank you for [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Where_the_Crap_Are_We%3F&diff=0&oldid=20489 this encouragement], I didn't know that no Flash byproducts were to be described.

I didn't read it the first 3 times I read the [[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]] page, including after getting your Welcome message, and I didn't read it there this time either. Where is it told, not to talk about Flash byproducts?
:[[User:beanluc|beanluc]] 18:57, 23 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Well I'll be darned. You're right. I'll have to add that.

:Anydangway, sorry if I sounded intimidating. No harm meant. .swf files in Flash usually leave off things (legs, for this matter) all the time, so we generally don't post things like that here, unless it's out-of-the-ordinary (see [[Strong Bad Sings]]). Again, I'm terribly sorry I was un-kind. I beg of your forgivness. :) → ''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>

=== Hate mail ===

Hey FireBird. I just noticed your comment about hate mail and wanted to point out something. I saw something kind of on this topic the other day on a Wikipedia administrator's user talk page. [[Wikipedia:Raul654|Raul654]] replied to another user's question about the motives of a troll who defaced Raul's user page. He [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Raul654/archive#The_IP_Vandal replied], "That's how I tell I'm doing a good job." It made me chuckle.
Anyway, I had mentioned this to the other admins yesterday when a similar issue arose on the forum and just figured you could use the laugh. Keep up the good work.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:06, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Heh. That's true. It is pretty funny. Thanks.→''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

=== Discussions with Thunderbird ===

::Awww man, I haven't gotten ANY mail yet, hate or otherwise. Maybe I need to step up my workage. Either way, yea, you're doing great. I had no idea you were only a sixth grader. Makes me feel... Old. And your sig inspires me to one day upgrade mine. -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 00:45, 26 Nov 2004 (MST) :)

:::Yep. Just a sixth grader. And you're doing great on your workage. You've been working on a lot of big projects lately ([[Strong Bad Email By Name]], [[Strong Bad Email By Place|place]]), and you deserve some mail. In fact...→''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:Oh thank you. I still have to work on the Costumes alot more. I've been kinda leaving the info section adrift this whole time. But yea, I thought you meant ACTUAL in-your-inbox-email. Yea, I've gotten chatter and stuff on my talk page, but still no hate-talk. Still, maybe one day I'll have the priviledge of revert a troll from my Userspace or something... -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 09:07, 26 Nov 2004 (MST)

::Oh, no. I really don't think anyone knows my e-mail address around here. But anyways, I noticed that you had a lot of clutter in you talk page, and I was wondering why you said you hadn't had any mail. And maybe you will get the priviledge of reverting a troll from your userspace. Even though it's not really a priviledge. It's more of an annoyance. :) →''<tt>[[User:FireBird| FireBird]]</tt>''

Hey Fire, me again. I saw your awsome sig, and I was wondering... Would you mind if I kind of... semi-copied it? Not exactly the same, just the same kind of format, only in gold color for Thunder. Then we'd be like... The twin birds of power on this Wiki! Anyways, if you don't want me to do it, feel free to tell me and I'll completely change it in like 10 seconds. I don't want to tread on any toes, and if you want a different sig I completely understand. But here it is for now, please give me an answer sometime soon. Thanks.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>'']] 01:42, 27 Nov 2004 (MST)

''''P.S.'''' If it is okay with you for me to keep it, then how can I get the blue line out from under the arrow. Also, is it possible to exchange the arrow for different symbols? If so how? Just to make it a little less... Copied. Anyways, once again, if it's okay with you for me to keep my sig, then could you give me pointers on just what all the symbols mean and how I can change them to ultimate my sig? Thanks again.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>'']] '''The Raw Code:''' <nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

:Hey. That's a nice sig, and I don't mind if you keep it.

:To get the arrow un-linked, the code should look like this:
<nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:ThunderBird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

:If it does, then I'm really not sure what to do.
:And if you want to change the arrow for different symbols, there is a full list in the [[Help:Editing|Editing Help]] page. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:: What the heck? I can't get the arrow unlinked... Unless... Do you cut and paste your signature each time, or do you have it set in your Preferences and use the <nowiki>~~~</nowiki> meathod to display it? Because I have it set in Preferences and the Arrow is linked as well. If I just cut and paste it looks like this:

⇒''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>''

But if I use the shortcut then it becomes linked.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|⇒''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>'']]

So thats probably it. Correct me if I'm wrong. But other than that it looks awsome.

'''P.S.''' If you had yours red, then it would be like twin sigs, red for Fire, and Gold for Thunder... :) I don't know if this is gonna be my final sig design, but it looks pretty good and close now. Thanks for all your help. I'm gonna see if I can find a little bird symbol somewhere and cut and paste it, instead of the arrow. But it's pretty close now.

(Oh, and I fixed your spelling on your main page. Put it back if that's the way you wanted it.)

::Well I just copy and paste it from my user page, so that's probably the reason. Also, you need to type out "<nowiki>→</nowiki>" for the arrow when you cut and paste. But if it looks like this:

<nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:ThunderBird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

::with "<nowiki>→</nowiki> spelled out, it should work out. You do probably need to put it on your user page and copy and paste it every time you need it.

::Oh. And I really don't want to make my signiture red because then it might look like a broken link. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''(For some reason, "nowiki" isn't "nowiki"ing the arrow code. So when you reply back, just look here for the code for the arrow.)

:::I believe the right arrow (→) can be show on a page as "&rarr;". All one has to do is put "&amp;rarr;" in the edit box. You just have to be one step ahead of MediaWiki with those ampersands. Whoa, that's confusing.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:21, 28 Nov 2004 (MST)

::::I see. Thanks. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

Yea, you can also just cut and paste the arrow, thats what I did here: → so it seems to work fine. And for your sig in your preferances, so you can do the <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> meathod with the time stamp, it does just link everything, including the arrow. But I've got a remedy of sorts for it so it doesn't look so out of place, and I think my sig looks mighty good now. Thanks for all your help. [[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''⇔]]

Oh great, now it only links the first one... Oh well, it's a work in progress... [[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔ ''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>'' ⇔]] 00:11, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)

Okay, my sig is done. Thanks for your help, and sorry that this conversation kinda spiraled into a huge mass of text. Feel free to condence it or what not now, since this conversation can probably finally be put to rest. What do you think of it?

'''My New Sig:'''

[[User:Thunderbird L17|''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔Thunderbird⇔]]</tt>'']] 19:24, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Pretty dern awesome. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

=== 20x6 Marzipan's name ===

(Please paste this message into all users' discussion page and answer it to me and encourage others to answer it to me.)
I encourage you as 20x6 fan to think up a name for Marzipan!

User talk:FireBird

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 01 Dec 2004 00:59:05 GMT

ryanasaurus007: 20x6 Marzipan's name

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<tr align="center"><td>'''[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]'''</td></tr>
<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid green;">[[User_talk:FireBird|Talk]]</td></tr>
<tr align="center"><td style="border-top:1px solid green;text-align:center;">[[Special:Newpages|New pages]] | [[HRWiki_talk:FAQ|FAQ]] | [[HRWiki:Select_The_Usable_Fun_Facts|STUFF]]|[[HRWiki:WikiTroll|WikiTroll]]</td></tr></table> Welcome to FireBird's discussion page! Any comments, thank you's, complaints or any other junk for me you can post here. ''Please don't use the "+" feature to add a new section, as it messes up my page layout.''


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=== Freakin Standards ===

Thank you for [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Where_the_Crap_Are_We%3F&diff=0&oldid=20489 this encouragement], I didn't know that no Flash byproducts were to be described.

I didn't read it the first 3 times I read the [[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]] page, including after getting your Welcome message, and I didn't read it there this time either. Where is it told, not to talk about Flash byproducts?
:[[User:beanluc|beanluc]] 18:57, 23 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Well I'll be darned. You're right. I'll have to add that.

:Anydangway, sorry if I sounded intimidating. No harm meant. .swf files in Flash usually leave off things (legs, for this matter) all the time, so we generally don't post things like that here, unless it's out-of-the-ordinary (see [[Strong Bad Sings]]). Again, I'm terribly sorry I was un-kind. I beg of your forgivness. :) → ''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>

=== Hate mail ===

Hey FireBird. I just noticed your comment about hate mail and wanted to point out something. I saw something kind of on this topic the other day on a Wikipedia administrator's user talk page. [[Wikipedia:Raul654|Raul654]] replied to another user's question about the motives of a troll who defaced Raul's user page. He [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Raul654/archive#The_IP_Vandal replied], "That's how I tell I'm doing a good job." It made me chuckle.
Anyway, I had mentioned this to the other admins yesterday when a similar issue arose on the forum and just figured you could use the laugh. Keep up the good work.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:06, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Heh. That's true. It is pretty funny. Thanks.→''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

=== Discussions with Thunderbird ===

::Awww man, I haven't gotten ANY mail yet, hate or otherwise. Maybe I need to step up my workage. Either way, yea, you're doing great. I had no idea you were only a sixth grader. Makes me feel... Old. And your sig inspires me to one day upgrade mine. -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 00:45, 26 Nov 2004 (MST) :)

:::Yep. Just a sixth grader. And you're doing great on your workage. You've been working on a lot of big projects lately ([[Strong Bad Email By Name]], [[Strong Bad Email By Place|place]]), and you deserve some mail. In fact...→''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:Oh thank you. I still have to work on the Costumes alot more. I've been kinda leaving the info section adrift this whole time. But yea, I thought you meant ACTUAL in-your-inbox-email. Yea, I've gotten chatter and stuff on my talk page, but still no hate-talk. Still, maybe one day I'll have the priviledge of revert a troll from my Userspace or something... -- [[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]] 09:07, 26 Nov 2004 (MST)

::Oh, no. I really don't think anyone knows my e-mail address around here. But anyways, I noticed that you had a lot of clutter in you talk page, and I was wondering why you said you hadn't had any mail. And maybe you will get the priviledge of reverting a troll from your userspace. Even though it's not really a priviledge. It's more of an annoyance. :) →''<tt>[[User:FireBird| FireBird]]</tt>''

Hey Fire, me again. I saw your awsome sig, and I was wondering... Would you mind if I kind of... semi-copied it? Not exactly the same, just the same kind of format, only in gold color for Thunder. Then we'd be like... The twin birds of power on this Wiki! Anyways, if you don't want me to do it, feel free to tell me and I'll completely change it in like 10 seconds. I don't want to tread on any toes, and if you want a different sig I completely understand. But here it is for now, please give me an answer sometime soon. Thanks.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>'']] 01:42, 27 Nov 2004 (MST)

''''P.S.'''' If it is okay with you for me to keep it, then how can I get the blue line out from under the arrow. Also, is it possible to exchange the arrow for different symbols? If so how? Just to make it a little less... Copied. Anyways, once again, if it's okay with you for me to keep my sig, then could you give me pointers on just what all the symbols mean and how I can change them to ultimate my sig? Thanks again.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>'']] '''The Raw Code:''' <nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

:Hey. That's a nice sig, and I don't mind if you keep it.

:To get the arrow un-linked, the code should look like this:
<nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:ThunderBird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

:If it does, then I'm really not sure what to do.
:And if you want to change the arrow for different symbols, there is a full list in the [[Help:Editing|Editing Help]] page. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

:: What the heck? I can't get the arrow unlinked... Unless... Do you cut and paste your signature each time, or do you have it set in your Preferences and use the <nowiki>~~~</nowiki> meathod to display it? Because I have it set in Preferences and the Arrow is linked as well. If I just cut and paste it looks like this:

⇒''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17| Thunderbird]]</tt>''

But if I use the shortcut then it becomes linked.

[[User:Thunderbird L17|⇒''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>'']]

So thats probably it. Correct me if I'm wrong. But other than that it looks awsome.

'''P.S.''' If you had yours red, then it would be like twin sigs, red for Fire, and Gold for Thunder... :) I don't know if this is gonna be my final sig design, but it looks pretty good and close now. Thanks for all your help. I'm gonna see if I can find a little bird symbol somewhere and cut and paste it, instead of the arrow. But it's pretty close now.

(Oh, and I fixed your spelling on your main page. Put it back if that's the way you wanted it.)

::Well I just copy and paste it from my user page, so that's probably the reason. Also, you need to type out "<nowiki>→</nowiki>" for the arrow when you cut and paste. But if it looks like this:

<nowiki>→''<tt>[[User:ThunderBird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''</nowiki>

::with "<nowiki>→</nowiki> spelled out, it should work out. You do probably need to put it on your user page and copy and paste it every time you need it.

::Oh. And I really don't want to make my signiture red because then it might look like a broken link. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''(For some reason, "nowiki" isn't "nowiki"ing the arrow code. So when you reply back, just look here for the code for the arrow.)

:::I believe the right arrow (→) can be show on a page as "&rarr;". All one has to do is put "&amp;rarr;" in the edit box. You just have to be one step ahead of MediaWiki with those ampersands. Whoa, that's confusing.[[User:Tom|<nowiki></nowiki>]] -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 14:21, 28 Nov 2004 (MST)

::::I see. Thanks. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

Yea, you can also just cut and paste the arrow, thats what I did here: → so it seems to work fine. And for your sig in your preferances, so you can do the <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> meathod with the time stamp, it does just link everything, including the arrow. But I've got a remedy of sorts for it so it doesn't look so out of place, and I think my sig looks mighty good now. Thanks for all your help. [[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>''⇔]]

Oh great, now it only links the first one... Oh well, it's a work in progress... [[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔ ''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|Thunderbird]]</tt>'' ⇔]] 00:11, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)

Okay, my sig is done. Thanks for your help, and sorry that this conversation kinda spiraled into a huge mass of text. Feel free to condence it or what not now, since this conversation can probably finally be put to rest. What do you think of it?

'''My New Sig:'''

[[User:Thunderbird L17|''<tt>[[User:Thunderbird L17|⇔Thunderbird⇔]]</tt>'']] 19:24, 29 Nov 2004 (MST)

:Pretty dern awesome. →''<tt>[[User:FireBird|FireBird]]</tt>''

== 20x6 Marzipan's name ==

(Please paste this message into all users' discussion page and answer it to me and encourage others to answer it to me.)
I encourage you as 20x6 fan to think up a name for Marzipan!

HRWiki:WikiTroll

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 01:48:53 GMT

ryanasaurus007: Added troll...derned straight.

User talk:Furrykef

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 01:26:19 GMT

ryanasaurus007: Trolling

== Section linking ==
Kef, I can't seem to figure out [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Section#Section_linking section linking]. Joey and I first encountered the problem here: [[Talk:dangeresque 3]]. Any ideas? -- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 07:04, 19 Aug 2004 (MST)
:This is something that has been the source of my worst frustrations regarding the move to MediaWiki. Help in this matter would be '''immensely appreciated!''' [[User:Hobophobic|<nowiki>~</nowiki>Hobo]]

==Select The Usable Fun Facts==
What a clever and useful tool you have created! And your newly-developed acronym "STUFF" was a nice choice as well! I think you're doing a good thing here, as noted directly by your recent "policing" of the addition of obvious fun facts in [[virus]] - an increasing "annoyance" by new users of wiki (with the IP addresses and "no name brand" edits!) ...Heh. I think you're taking a great step toward creating a coherent list of fun facts - that are just what a veteran wiki user such as yourself would want them to be - fun AND factual. Keep up the great work, buddy. --[[User:The Paper|Teh P.]] 01:43, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

:I can't really take credit for the acronym -- that was [[User:Tom|Tom]]'s idea, after we spent a few minutes trying to decide on a name for it. I asked if we should pick a playful name or a boring and adminstrative name. So we hit on the idea of a boring name with a playful acronym. We decided on this one when Tom noted we could go "STUFF'D!" whenever something had to be moved. :P - [[User:furrykef|[[User:furrykef|furrykef]] ([[User_talk:furrykef|Talk at me]])]] 02:01, 21 Nov 2004 (MST)

== Trolling ==

I'm sorry if I did troll. Please forgive me.

trevor the vampire

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 01:25:08 GMT

ryanasaurus007: Not trying to troll...

[[Image:sbemail10.PNG|thumb|How we pine for you, Trevor]]

'''Strong Bad Email #10'''

Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email. When he laments over the death of Trevor (the vampire), we see just how truly fragile he is.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]
__FORCETOC__
== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.

<pre>Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a
vampire and</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars... or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f ''{stops typing}'' Oh no, I get it. THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.

''{Cut to black. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit the few of my favorite Trevor memories.

''{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button. Cut to the Compy showing Trevor's email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' This is Trevor from Hampden, Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you.

''{Strong Bad appears on the black again while holding the remote control.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?

''{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button. Cut again to the Compy, which is still showing Trevor's email.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading}'' I am a vampire and... ''{typing}'' And what? That's it?

''{He switches back while standing in front of the black background}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, we sure had some great times Trevor.

''{The computer screen appears and the following written on it:}''

<pre>In Memoriam
-Trevor-</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:'''''{voiceover}'' I'm gonna miss you, bro'.

''{[[The Paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}''

== Fun Facts ==

*When Strong Bad says "I mean what the-" he types "I mean what the f-". Looks like Strong Bad's trying to swear by saying the F-word.

*After Strong Bad realizes that Trevor has been killed, he says "Oh Trevor, I pine for you!" A similar phrase is also heard in the Trogdor game -- after you lose the game Strong Bad says "Oh Trogdor... I pine for you!"

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail10.html watch "trevor the vampire"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail10.swf view the flash file for "trevor the vampire"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}

[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]

virus

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 01:13:35 GMT

ryanasaurus007: I'm really not trolling...

[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|This does not look good for the [[Compy 386]].]]

'''Strong Bad Email #118'''

[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with [[Compy 386]]...and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]] (easter egg) [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''

<pre>
ert+
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg
</pre>

''{Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seven-six pee! Ohlyuu eight--" then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!

''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!

''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!

''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''

<pre>
Edgar the Virus
Hunter

programmed entirely
in mom's basement
by Edgar c1982
</pre>

''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''

<pre>
Virus Protection
version .0001

Last scan was NEVER ago.

scanning...
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em!

''{The following text now appears on the screen}''

<pre>
Scan Complete!

423,827
Viruses Found!

A New Record!!
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number! That is a ''big'' number!! What'm I gonna do?

''{The following text now appears on the screen}''

<pre>
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!

''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!

''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.

''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''

<pre>
<head>
<href>No loafing!!</href>
</body>
</pre>

''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from [[Strong Sad's Lament]] which floats a foot to the left of where it should be.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what is going on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?

''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner in place of the "What's new" text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... very yes!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!

''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{scared}'' The Cheeeaaat!

''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the right of the computer desk, then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!

''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is 1936 The Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box! ''{he turns to the Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No, no! Don't touch that!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}'' and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}'' and this one. ''{picks up "characters" from the bottom menu}''

''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-

''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''

''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''

<pre>
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'
</pre>

''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little to the left... ''{the Poopsmith extends the shovel towards the King}'' Good, good...

''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top. The Poopsmith is gone.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?

''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!

''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPEG, his legs are rendered in a fashion suitable for red/blue 3D-glasses, his belt is transparent, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about.}''

'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.

''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up and disproportioned, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black [[Rather Dashing]] and a colon continuously fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and starts flying around the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice}'' With Marzipan's Radish we gonna win the competition!

''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!

''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi- wait...why do you have a shotgun? ''{shaken}'' What did you do? Where's my Compy?!

'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still shaken}'' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! ''{nearly sobbing}'' I mean, computer!

'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!

''{Strong Bad runs off screen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Can I have my leg back now?

''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! *sniff* I can't relate. ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I ''can't relate!'' ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still very distraught}'' I don't remember your ''name'', Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. ''{voice trailing off}'' How do you text with boxing gloves on?

== Easter Eggs ==
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.
**If you hold tab until it highlights over where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise, the same as is heard by Marzipan moments later and some of the links dissapear off the bottom of the screen. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen and the links reappear.
***This happens because the SWF file for virus's fake QOD (qod_virus.swf) has black bars at the bottom, right where those words are, so when it appears in the email, it covers up those words.
**If you click on Weekly Fanstuff, it leads to the Sketchbook, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's the Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and a grill. The picture has a lot of numbers at the bottom. Scroll over the close button,which is misspelled as OC(x)LSE, and the words 'A BOOK' appear in green.
***The numbers are in a font called "MS Reference Specialty" and spell out the phrase "stick to your books" (possibly- since the letters a-h in MS Reference Specialty are represented by little squares.)
**If you click on the Sketchbook, it leads to Weekly Fanstuff, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scroll over it and a green X appears overtop. Clicking it causes it to close. Allowing it to remain on-screen causes a screen glitch - a black box appears over the left side of the screen when the screen moves off of the center of the page.
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a [[Cheat Commandos]] excerpt, but instead of a gun, Fightgar holds Homestar's leg (which curiously works the same way.)

== Fun Facts ==
{{funfacts}}

*During the final distorted scene, [[The Cheat]] is on a rotation of six different versions of himself:
**1. The [[Awexome Cross]] version.
**2: One that looks like one of The Cheat's styles from "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".
**3: A drawn version, from "[[The Reddest Radish]]".
**4: Another drawn version that is not done quite as sloppily.
**5: A far more pixellated version of him, with a thin black outline around it.
**6: And a Cheat x-ing sign, much like the similar signs seen in the "fan stuff" part of the [[Museum]].

*If you click "main" on the navigation bar it takes you to a 404 error. The address is http://www.homestarrunner.com/mainNaN.html. NaN is the computer term for Not a Number, which is obtained on some computers by dividing zero by zero, and/or other mathematical errors.

*While the liquid is leaking out of the screen, the contrast buttons are still clickable and make the back of the screen turn blue.

*The letters that make up ASCII Marzipan refer to parts of her body. "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress.

*After the computer is destroyed, the contrast buttons are no longer clickable.

* {{funfacts2}}

=== References ===
This e-mail makes reference to many other toons, e-mails, and possibly a few things outside the Homestar universe as well.

*[[Edgarware]] is a spoof of Norton Anti-Virus, which also uses a generic-looking bespectacled computer nerd as a front man.

*"FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR" comes from "[[50 emails]]" (where, in turn, it was similar to the Windows [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen of Death]]). His response that it's not a "good prize" comes from "[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]".
**The "good prize" comment might also be in response to his setting a new record for the number of viruses, and he was "rewarded" with Flagrant System Error.

*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "''Spy vs. Spy''" before it melts into the desk. ''[[Wikipedia:Spy vs. Spy|Spy vs. Spy]]'', based on the feature comic of [[Wikipedia:Mad Magazine|MAD Magazine]], was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.

*"Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." is from the Strong Bad E-mail "[[for kids]]".

*The card that Strong Sad transforms into is from the original deck of [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/cards.swf Trading Cards] that has since been removed from the site.

*The pixelated broom induced by the glitched Quote of the Day is the same graphic used in Peasant's Quest for the broom the baby knocks over to let you into Naked Ned's cottage.

*The part where Homestar is followed by "ghost" images of himself is a Flash in-joke, referring to the onion-skinning feature of the program that will display translucent images of previous frames as an animation guide.

*"Click on the monkey" refers to various popups where if you click said object (ranging from targets to, well, monkeys), your computer will usually get bombarded with spyware, viruses, etc.

*"Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome" was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]]. (It has since been changed.) The sound clips for the words were also taken from the Homestar Talker. The first four words of the phrase are also heard in "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".

*Strong Bad screaming and pounding on the edge of the screen while the popups are appearing could be a reference to [[Where the Crap Are We?]].

*Strong Mad's description, which appears when he glitches, comes from the last iteration of the Characters page ([http://homestarrunner.com/yearbook.html The Yearbook]), as does the picture of him inside a giant M.

*When Bubs' mouth is a broken JPEG, it has the letters "TH." This is a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].
** The broken-image picture used comes from Mozilla Firefox, as well as other Netscape web browsers.

*The scene with The Ugly One and the King of Town has sounds from [[Rhinofeeder]].

*The Ugly One's line and the sound effects played after it come from The Cheat's cartoon in "[[crazy cartoon]]". (However, she slightly misquotes it: she should say "I ''will'' do it nine times", not "I ''can'' do it nine times".)

*As Bubs is walking across the screen the first time, his left and right arms are moving as if stuck in positons #4 and #5 (respectively) in the [[Dancin' Bubs]] game.

*During the big glitch scene right before Bubs "fixes" the computer, we can hear the song from the intro of "[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]" and "[[That a Ghost]]".

*"With Marzipan's radish, we gonna win the competition!" is a sound clip from [[The Reddest Radish]].

*The sound that the shotgun makes is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.
**It's also the same sound as the easter egg in "[[gimmicks]]" where one of the Tandy 400's vacuum tubes flashes.

*The fan and cog in the Compy 386 are the same fan and cog that were visible when the Tandy 400 exploded.

*Bubs sells the broken Compy 386 as he does with the [[KoT E-mail| broken Tandy 400]].

*Out of 423827 viruses, only up to 315 are shown.

* {{funfacts2}}

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.html view the "click the monkey" popup]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.swf view the flash file for the "click the monkey" popup]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod_virus.swf view the flash file for the "fake QOD"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/fanstuff_virus.swf view the flash file for the "fake fanstuff"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sketchbook_virus.swf view the flash file for the "fake sketchbook"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread re: "virus"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Fightgar Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]]

virus

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 01:06:24 GMT

ryanasaurus007: I'm not trolling...just keeping track of the freaking viruses, that's all...

[[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|This does not look good for the [[Compy 386]].]]

'''Strong Bad Email #118'''

[[Strong Bad]] experiences some "technical difficulties" with [[Compy 386]]...and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]] (easter egg) [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Rather Dashing]], [[Fightgar]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email. ''{starts reading email}''

<pre>
ert+
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Strong ba15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg
</pre>

88 viruses

''{Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seven-six pee! Ohlyuu eight--" then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What is this? Did the Quadratic Formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those VIRUS emails? Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you? I'll take care of this!

''{Strong Bad types "deleted," but the screen replies "NICE TRY!" A red line of text appears reading "That didn't work."}''

90 viruses

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! I said deleted!

''{Strong Bad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes "NOTTA CHANCE!!" A red line of text appears reading "That neither."}''

92 viruses

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, a wise guy, eh? Maybe I should introduce you to my main man, Edgar!

''{Strong Bad types in edgarware.exe, bringing up the following text on-screen}''

<pre>
Edgar the Virus
Hunter

programmed entirely
in mom's basement
by Edgar c1982
</pre>

''{Strong Bad hits a key, and the screen switches to the following text}''

<pre>
Virus Protection
version .0001

Last scan was NEVER ago.

scanning...
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' All right Edgar, now drop a ''train'' on 'em!

''{The following text now appears on the screen}''

<pre>
Scan Complete!

423,827
Viruses Found!

A New Record!!
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{alarmed}'' Waaugh! That is not a small number! That is a ''big'' number!! What'm I gonna do?

''{The following text now appears on the screen}''

<pre>
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes.
</pre>

93 viruses

'''STRONG BAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!

''{The text on the Compy 386 screen melts off, and slides onto the floor}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh!

''{Strong Bad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Compy just peed my carpet.

''{The corner of the computer desk briefly flashes, showing an underlying gridwork to it, The No Loafing sign becomes the following text and falls off the wall.}''

<pre>
<head>
<href>No loafing!!</href>
</body>
</pre>

''{The Floppy Disk Container gets swallowed by the computer desk, and Strong Sad walks in, but his head has been replaced by his emoticons from [[Strong Sad's Lament]] which floats a foot to the left of where it should be.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, what is going on?

'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! Uh, I dunno. You forgot to wear your neck?

'''STRONG SAD:''' Have you been using the internet irresponsibly?

''{The top of the Main Page starts to creep into the top of the email, with the text "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3," in the corner in place of the "What's new" text}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No more irresponsibly than usual.

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Lower body starts walking away in place}'' Did you get a virus?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with guilt}'' Uhhh, noo...

'''STRONG SAD:''' Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{submissive}'' Yes... very yes!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Well hurry up and ''do'' something about it before it gets worse!

''{Strong Sad turns into a Strong Sad trading card and flies up and off the screen. The Main Page at the top of the screen disappears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{scared}'' The Cheeeaaat!

''{Strong Bad runs off the screen and into the black to the right of the computer desk, then stops}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Whoa! It's cold out here!

''{Strong Bad tries to jump back onto the screen, but it shifts left, causing him to still fall on blank space}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

''{Homestar Runner walks onscreen. His body is 1936 The Homestar Runner's body, while the rest of him is normal. Instead of his legs moving, he just glides on, producing several ghost images of himself}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box! ''{he turns to the Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{stands up}'' No, no! Don't touch that!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Your super box needs words. ''{His head falls off and onto the ground}'' Like these right here!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stop! That's not supposed to be possible!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Uhh, this one ''{picks up "downloads" from the bottom menu}'' and this one ''{picks up "games" from the bottom menu}'' and this one. ''{picks up "characters" from the bottom menu}''

''{Suddenly, several pop-up windows (including a real one) titled "Click on the Monkey!!" and featuring oldschool Homestar in them appear saying "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!" spawn. Strong Bad starts screaming and pounding the side of the screen with his fists. Cut to Marzipan's living room. Strong Mad is standing nearby and Marzipan is standing next to a huge stack of VHS tapes}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever-

''{Marzipan suddenly turns into a ASCII rendering of herself, and her voice becomes extremely deep and distorted making her words unintelligible}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I CAN'T SPELL YOU!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{more unintelligible gibberish}''

''{Strong Mad turns into a picture of himself from his character video inside a large M, which walks offscreen. Text appears at the top of the screen reading as follows}''

<pre>
If anyone is truly a big lug, Strong Mad is. This guy is dumb
strong, and that's pretty much the definition of a lug. One ti
his brother Strong Bad asked him to pick up this one car. An
he did, but it was the wrong car. See? Dumb and strong. He'
</pre>

''{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Poopsmith is standing with his shovel extended and some you-know-what on the end of it, as the King of Town stands nearby}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' A little to the left... ''{the Poopsmith extends the shovel towards the King}'' Good, good...

''{The scene suddenly changes to a TGS style piece of paper, with the text "issue 3.14159265and the rest" at the top. The Poopsmith is gone.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Poopsmith?

''{The Ugly One appears out of nowhere, her mouth huge and distorted}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it 9 times!

''{The Ugly One extends her arm and starts slapping the King of Town}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Uh! No! Please! Stop! I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!

''{Cut to the Homestar Runner loading screen, which splits and reveals a screen with the text "It is now safe to turn your computer off." Bubs walks on from the side of the screen. His face is a broken JPEG, his legs are rendered in a fashion suitable for red/blue 3D-glasses, his belt is transparent, and he's carrying one of Homestar's legs in his left arm. His other arm is continually waving about.}''

'''BUBS:''' I shoulda done this, like, a million years ago.

''{Cut to a cloud scene. Strong Bad is here and extremely glitched up and disproportioned, as is The Cheat who keeps floating around the screen randomly, interchanging between different versions of himself. A pitch-black [[Rather Dashing]] and a colon continuously fly by in the foreground. As Strong Bad talks, his left arm detaches from his body and starts flying around the screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Using an old version of his voice}'' With Marzipan's Radish we gonna win the competition!

''{An explosion sound effect is heard, and suddenly everything returns to normal, revealing Strong Bad and The Cheat standing by The Stick.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! He fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man! Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!

''{A salsa rhythm starts up, and Strong Bad and The Cheat start dancing. The camera pans to the left to reveal Bubs holding a shotgun}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi- wait...why do you have a shotgun? ''{shaken}'' What did you do? Where's my Compy?!

'''BUBS:''' It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still shaken}'' YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother! ''{nearly sobbing}'' I mean, computer!

'''BUBS:''' Look, Strong Bad, my mouth was a broken JPEG. I had no choice!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't understand! You ''all'' understand! I mean, don't understand. AAAUUUGGGHHH!

''{Strong Bad runs off screen, very distraught. The Cheat makes some Cheat noises, and follows him. Homestar hops onscreen on one leg, holding his other leg up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Bubs! Can I have my leg back now?

''{Cut to the Compy 386, which now has a giant hole through its monitor and most of the wall behind it. Strong Bad is sitting in front of it, head bowed}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{very distraught}'' Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ''{hits head on keyboard a few times}'' ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! *sniff* I can't relate. ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I ''can't relate!'' ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and MIX ''{hits head}'' it up.

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still very distraught}'' I don't remember your ''name'', Davey! ''{hits head on keyboard again}'' Dear Strong Bad. ''{voice trailing off}'' How do you text with boxing gloves on?

== Easter Eggs ==
*When the Main page is encroaching on the top of the screen you can still click the [[Quote of the Week]], [[Sketchbook]] and [[Weekly Fanstuff]] buttons to see them.
**If you hold tab until it highlights over where the updates are posted and hit enter, it takes you to [[Halloween Fairstival]].
**If you mouse over the Quote of the Week, it bounces around the screen until it gets lodged at the top. When you click "Hear it," a pixelated broom scrolls vertically along the screen and makes a loud distorted noise, the same as is heard by Marzipan moments later and some of the links dissapear off the bottom of the screen. When you click the "X" to close it, the Quote of the Week box wobbles a bit and then falls off the screen and the links reappear.
***This happens because the SWF file for virus's fake QOD (qod_virus.swf) has black bars at the bottom, right where those words are, so when it appears in the email, it covers up those words.
**If you click on Weekly Fanstuff, it leads to the Sketchbook, where there is a picture of Coach Z upside down with his arms and legs wrapped around a white space the shape of The King of Town's head. This image is from [[Where's the Cheat?]], when Coach Z attacked The King over a misunderstanding involving The Cheat and a grill. The picture has a lot of numbers at the bottom. Scroll over the close button,which is misspelled as OC(x)LSE, and the words 'A BOOK' appear in green.
***The numbers are in a font called "MS Reference Specialty" and spell out the phrase "stick to your books" (possibly- since the letters a-h in MS Reference Specialty are represented by little squares.)
**If you click on the Sketchbook, it leads to Weekly Fanstuff, where the Flash MX color mixer appears. Scroll over it and a green X appears overtop. Clicking it causes it to close. Allowing it to remain on-screen causes a screen glitch - a black box appears over the left side of the screen when the screen moves off of the center of the page.
*If you click on the cog on the left at the end of the e-mail, you can see Compy 386 on sale at [[Bubs' Concession Stand]].
*If you click on the fan on the right, you can see a [[Cheat Commandos]] excerpt, but instead of a gun, Fightgar holds Homestar's leg (which curiously works the same way.)

== Fun Facts ==
{{funfacts}}

*During the final distorted scene, [[The Cheat]] is on a rotation of six different versions of himself:
**1. The [[Awexome Cross]] version.
**2: One that looks like one of The Cheat's styles from "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".
**3: A drawn version, from "[[The Reddest Radish]]".
**4: Another drawn version that is not done quite as sloppily.
**5: A far more pixellated version of him, with a thin black outline around it.
**6: And a Cheat x-ing sign, much like the similar signs seen in the "fan stuff" part of the [[Museum]].

*If you click "main" on the navigation bar it takes you to a 404 error. The address is http://www.homestarrunner.com/mainNaN.html. NaN is the computer term for Not a Number, which is obtained on some computers by dividing zero by zero, and/or other mathematical errors.

*While the liquid is leaking out of the screen, the contrast buttons are still clickable and make the back of the screen turn blue.

*The letters that make up ASCII Marzipan refer to parts of her body. "E" for eyes, "f" for face, "h" for hair, and "d" for dress.

*After the computer is destroyed, the contrast buttons are no longer clickable.

* {{funfacts2}}

=== References ===
This e-mail makes reference to many other toons, e-mails, and possibly a few things outside the Homestar universe as well.

*[[Edgarware]] is a spoof of Norton Anti-Virus, which also uses a generic-looking bespectacled computer nerd as a front man.

*"FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR" comes from "[[50 emails]]" (where, in turn, it was similar to the Windows [[Wikipedia:Blue Screen of Death|Blue Screen of Death]]). His response that it's not a "good prize" comes from "[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]".
**The "good prize" comment might also be in response to his setting a new record for the number of viruses, and he was "rewarded" with Flagrant System Error.

*The [[Floppy Disk Container]] on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "''Spy vs. Spy''" before it melts into the desk. ''[[Wikipedia:Spy vs. Spy|Spy vs. Spy]]'', based on the feature comic of [[Wikipedia:Mad Magazine|MAD Magazine]], was a game for old computers and the NES that featured innovative split screen gameplay.

*"Stave it off 1, 2, 3..." is from the Strong Bad E-mail "[[for kids]]".

*The card that Strong Sad transforms into is from the original deck of [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/cards.swf Trading Cards] that has since been removed from the site.

*The pixelated broom induced by the glitched Quote of the Day is the same graphic used in Peasant's Quest for the broom the baby knocks over to let you into Naked Ned's cottage.

*The part where Homestar is followed by "ghost" images of himself is a Flash in-joke, referring to the onion-skinning feature of the program that will display translucent images of previous frames as an animation guide.

*"Click on the monkey" refers to various popups where if you click said object (ranging from targets to, well, monkeys), your computer will usually get bombarded with spyware, viruses, etc.

*"Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome" was once the phrase necessary to trigger the Strong Bad Talker from the [[Homestar Talker]]. (It has since been changed.) The sound clips for the words were also taken from the Homestar Talker. The first four words of the phrase are also heard in "[[The Cheat Theme Song]]".

*Strong Bad screaming and pounding on the edge of the screen while the popups are appearing could be a reference to [[Where the Crap Are We?]].

*Strong Mad's description, which appears when he glitches, comes from the last iteration of the Characters page ([http://homestarrunner.com/yearbook.html The Yearbook]), as does the picture of him inside a giant M.

*When Bubs' mouth is a broken JPEG, it has the letters "TH." This is a reference to his other identity, [[Thnikkaman|The Thnikkaman]].
** The broken-image picture used comes from Mozilla Firefox, as well as other Netscape web browsers.

*The scene with The Ugly One and the King of Town has sounds from [[Rhinofeeder]].

*The Ugly One's line and the sound effects played after it come from The Cheat's cartoon in "[[crazy cartoon]]". (However, she slightly misquotes it: she should say "I ''will'' do it nine times", not "I ''can'' do it nine times".)

*As Bubs is walking across the screen the first time, his left and right arms are moving as if stuck in positons #4 and #5 (respectively) in the [[Dancin' Bubs]] game.

*During the big glitch scene right before Bubs "fixes" the computer, we can hear the song from the intro of "[[Parsnips-A-Plenty]]" and "[[That a Ghost]]".

*"With Marzipan's radish, we gonna win the competition!" is a sound clip from [[The Reddest Radish]].

*The sound that the shotgun makes is the same sound as when The Cheat's head explodes.
**It's also the same sound as the easter egg in "[[gimmicks]]" where one of the Tandy 400's vacuum tubes flashes.

*The fan and cog in the Compy 386 are the same fan and cog that were visible when the Tandy 400 exploded.

*Bubs sells the broken Compy 386 as he does with the [[KoT E-mail| broken Tandy 400]].

* {{funfacts2}}

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html watch "virus"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.swf view the flash file for "virus"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.html view the "click the monkey" popup]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.swf view the flash file for the "click the monkey" popup]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod_virus.swf view the flash file for the "fake QOD"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/fanstuff_virus.swf view the flash file for the "fake fanstuff"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sketchbook_virus.swf view the flash file for the "fake sketchbook"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1284 forum thread re: "virus"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Fightgar Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]]

HRWiki:Sandbox

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:59:01 GMT

ryanasaurus007: Not even trolling.

{{sandbox}}
It's cleaner now that the sandbox notice is a template. It makes it more like Wikipedia. I hope this isn't against the rules...
:Yeah, I think it's much better with the template. Thanks for coming up with the idea!

Welcome to [http://www.hrwiki.org h*r wiki] <nowiki>(it's dot org!)</nowiki>

Since that has ended... 
Announcer: We now return to ''ASCII Art Museum''.
<pre>)))))))))))))))))))))
| | |
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|-|-----------------|
| | 7 Dirty words were inserted
|-|-----------------|
| | 4 times; other cuss words
|-|-----------------|
| | were inserted twice. IN THE
|-|-----------------|
| | NAME OF THE ADMINISTRATORS,
|-|-----------------|
| | THE TROLLS ARE CONDEMNED
|-|-----------------|
| | TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!
|-|-----------------|
| |(a reference to The House That Gave Sucky Treats.)
|-|-----------------|
| | |
---------------------</pre>
<tt>A notebook with a pangram written on it</tt>

HRWiki:Sandbox

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:56:48 GMT

ryanasaurus007:

{{sandbox}}
It's cleaner now that the sandbox notice is a template. It makes it more like Wikipedia. I hope this isn't against the rules...
:Yeah, I think it's much better with the template. Thanks for coming up with the idea!

Welcome to [http://www.hrwiki.org h*r wiki] <nowiki>(it's dot org!)</nowiki>

Since that has ended... 
Announcer: We now return to ''ASCII Art Museum''.
<pre>)))))))))))))))))))))
| | |
| | |
|-|-----------------|
| | 7 Dirty words were inserted 4 times; other cuss words were inserted twice. IN THE NAME OF THE ADMINISTRATORS, THE TROLLS ARE CONDEMNED TO ETERNAL DAMNATION! (a reference to The House That Gave Sucky Treats.)
|-|-----------------|
| | |
---------------------</pre>
<tt>A notebook with a pangram written on it</tt>

Main Page

ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:55:10 GMT

ryanasaurus007: I hereby sentence the trolls to eternal damnation! Not trying to troll, just keeping track of how many times the trolls cussed.

Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', a collaborative knowledge-base dedicated to the [[Homestar Runner]] Flash cartoons created by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. We are currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles.

For ideas on where you can start helping, check the [[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] page. To learn how to start editing the wiki, read the [[Help:Editing|how-to]] page first, and then practice editing pages in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].
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*[[Rejects]]: We're not sure what they are
*[[Sightings]]: Pop-culture sightings of H*R stuff
*[[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]]: Interested in contributing to the Wiki or transcribing toons? Read this first.
*[[HRWiki:Ledger|Ledger]] of donations and payments for the wiki
*[[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] we're currently working on
*[[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]: Play around and learn how to edit pages.
*[[HRWiki:Select The Usable Fun Facts|Select The Usable Fun Facts (STUFF)]]: Dedicated to separating the good fun facts from the bad.
*[[WikiTroll]]: Definition and known offenders
*[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming committee]]: The HRWiki Welcoming committee, dedicated to welcoming and helping out new members

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ryanasaurus007 — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:54:53 GMT

ryanasaurus007: I hereby sentence the trolls to eternal damnation! Not trying to troll, just keeping track of how many times the trolls cussed.

Welcome to the '''Homestar Runner Wiki''', a collaborative knowledge-base dedicated to the [[Homestar Runner]] Flash cartoons created by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. We are currently working on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles.

For ideas on where you can start helping, check the [[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] page. To learn how to start editing the wiki, read the [[Help:Editing|how-to]] page first, and then practice editing pages in the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].
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===Knowledge Base===

'''What's New?''' [[H*R.com updates]] - the most recent updates to homestarrunner.com.

*[[Toons]]
**[[Strong Bad Email]]
**[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]
**[[Teen Girl Squad]]
** [[Powered by The Cheat]]
** [[Puppet Stuff]]
** [[Holiday Toons]]
*[[Games]]
*[[Characters]]
*[[Places]]
*[[Items]]
*[[Downloads]]
*[[Store]]
*[[Email]]
*[[Legal]]
*[[Main Pages]]
**[[Quote of the Week]]
**[[Weekly Fanstuff]]
**[[Sketchbook]]
*[[Museum]]
*[[Songs]]
*[[Secret Pages]] that are currently not accessible from any page on the official site.
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===Wiki Stuff===
*[[Special:Listusers|List of registered wiki users]]
*[[Links]] to other pages about Homestar Runner
*[[Quotes]] that Homestar characters have said
*[[Glossary]] of terms used on Homestar Runner
*[[Inside Jokes]]
*[[Rejects]]: We're not sure what they are
*[[Sightings]]: Pop-culture sightings of H*R stuff
*[[HRWiki:Standards|Standards]]: Interested in contributing to the Wiki or transcribing toons? Read this first.
*[[HRWiki:Ledger|Ledger]] of donations and payments for the wiki
*[[HRWiki:Projects|Projects]] we're currently working on
*[[HRWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]]: Play around and learn how to edit pages.
*[[HRWiki:Select The Usable Fun Facts|Select The Usable Fun Facts (STUFF)]]: Dedicated to separating the good fun facts from the bad.
*[[WikiTroll]]: Definition and known offenders
*[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|Welcoming committee]]: The HRWiki Welcoming committee, dedicated to welcoming and helping out new members

7 Dirty words were inserted 4 times; other cuss words were inserted twice. IN THE NAME OF THE ADMINISTRATORS, THE TROOLS ARE CONDEMNED TO ETERNAL DAMNATION! (a reference to [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].)

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