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50K Racewalker

slash — Wed, 19 Jan 2005 01:54:33 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:50k-racewalk_screenshot.jpg|thumb|OOPS!! You lose!!]]
'''50K Racewalker''' is a [[Videlectrix]] game by [[Jonathan Howe]].
Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Right... OOPS!!! You lose!! Alternate left right for about five hours without messing up and you could win the gold!!

'''Page Title:''' Take some steps!

== Instructions ==
After designing your character, and race mode starts, wait for the gun to fire and the word "Go" appears.

Then, taking your time, press "Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right..." slowly. If you do it too fast you'll get a FAULT. If you press the same key twice you will get a FAULT.

A FAULT is an annoying message that will appear and your character will stop for a few seconds.

For every white line you pass on the track, you have traveled .01 kilometers. There are 40 successful "steps" required between each white line, and 50.00 kilometers to go. That's a lot of walking!

== Fun Facts ==
*The "LICENSED BY FUNMACHINE" screen at the beginning pokes fun at classic video games and consoles, especially the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]] which displayed a "LICENSED BY SEGA" screen before each game, regardless of whether the game was actually licensed or not.
**The name "FUNMACHINE" may be a reference to the Nintendo 64, which was sometimes referred to as "The Fun Machine" on the packaging.
*When you approach 1K, your character starts walking into a pixelated blackness. Once you reach 1K, a message pops up, saying that it didn't expect anyone to get this far, and to hold on. After a few seconds, the blackness is apparently programmed in, and you can continue.
*When you get to the end it shows you a screen that says "You placed 3rd", and shows your character walking up onto a stand that reads "3", with two others on "1" and "2".
**You can view the end screen by right clicking and pressing play or foward in the swf file.
*The signs you walk/run by say:
**Walk!
**Go ________!(Whatever you typed in for a name.)
**Farther!
**These boots were made for it!
**I've always loved you!
**Our arms are getting tired!
**You're almost there!
**With your feet!
**Walk it off!
**Fun sport!
**Iron Steed!
**Beware Cheplin!
**Weapons located in every corner!
**Why?
**Play footsie with me!
**Walk Better!
**Left! Right! Left! Right!

*Sometimes the game will load up incorrect data where you'll start at 0.01k and it will say fault for every step you take.
*This game is a parody of olympic games where in the running part you would have to press left and right repeadetly to win.
*You can highlight the text on the signs in the background with your mouse like you would regular text on a word processor.
*The fastest you can walk is approximately 0.04 km per minute, meaning the fastest that one kilometer can be walked is 25 minutes. It would take 1250 minutes, or 20 hours and 50 minutes, to walk 50 kilometers.
*Finishing the 50k would take, at 40 steps per 0.01k, 200,000 steps/keypresses.
*40 steps per .01 km averages to 25 cm, or about 9.8" per step. That's almost a tiptoe.
*This game was last seen in Strong Bad's [[Floppy Disk Container Plus|floppy disk container]] in the email [[sibbie]].
*When you get to the end and you are on the pedestal you can still walk but you just stay in the same place and one set of lights moves left.
**Once the cheering in the end stops, this can no longer be done.
*The cheering sound when you cross a line comes from several games for the Intellivision game system.
*There is a "big head mode" in a nod to NBA Jams.
*The line "these boots were made for it!" is a reference to the famous Nancy Sinatra song "These Boots Are Made For Walking."

== External Links ==
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.swf Game (flash file)]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1739 forum thread re: "50K Racewalker"]

[[Category: Games]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

slash — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:57:24 GMT

slash: /* Trivia */

[[Image:TGS8.PNG|thumb|Our "heroines" meet So and So's stepmom.]]

The girls join the Battle of the Bands.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]/[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Pom Pom]], Robot Teacher, [[Fatty's Big Chance]], [[Strong Bad]] (easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Soopa Groop

'''Date:''' January 17, 2005

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{top 40 hits!}'' So and So! ''{hooked on classics!}'' What's Her Face! ''{college radio!}'' The Ugly One! ''{listens to pine bark!}''

''{The girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}''

'''INTERCOM:''' And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.

'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awww, peas!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'hear that girls??

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Pizza belongs in a triangle!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{hearts over head and drooling awkwardly}'' That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{inexplicably drawn wearing a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and smoking a cigar}'' No yous guys! The battle of the bands! ''{back to normal}'' We can form a band and become...

'''ALL:''' WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Worldwide starlets get much boys!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Can I not get stuck playing bass?

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' NO WAY!!

'''SO AND SO:''' We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".

''{we are shown a CD case with "Smartly Pretty" written in pseudo-mathematical notation}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{vomits}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!

''{a CD case which says "Kissy Boots" and features a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots is shown}''

'''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!

''{Cut to an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school!

''{Cut to So and So's step-mom's walk-in closet, as evidenced by a large rack of clothes.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmom has questionable taste.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits.

''{So and So's step-mother appears from behind the clothes rack. "She" appears to be The Man with the Huge Mouth.}''

'''SO AND SO'S STEP-MOM:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.

''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson vanishes. The girls' instruments appear.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Count us off, The Ugly One.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One, two, three and a four.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{singing as the other girls play}'' Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' 16 hour drum solo!

''{She starts playing the drums and scatting along, until a large floor tom eats her head.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' FLOOR TOMMED!!!! ''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson returns and pours "Ranch Dress" over The Ugly One and the floor tom}'' STEP-MOMMED!!!

''{Cut to a romantic dinner setting where The Ugly One, with the drum still engulfing her head, stands opposite Pom Pom, who holds a single rose.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' POM-POMMED??

''{Cut to a huge mouth with "BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!" written on its teeth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!

''{Cut to the school auditorium, where a robot stands on stage with a microphone, and a handful of stick-figure heads compose the audience.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Alright, give it up for "Fatty's Big Chance."

''{A large man, presumaby Fatty, with a saxophone and checkered pants appears from stage right.}''

'''FATTY:''' Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup! Hup! Pick it up! Pick it up!

''{Fatty vanishes.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Next up is "Kissyboots".

''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face, probably back stage. Cheerleader holds a heart-shaped guitar with three necks and What's Her Face has a bass.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Where is So and So? We can't play the hits without her!

''{Cut to So and So in a dressing room. Her hair is dyed black and she wears an black t-shirt with Strong Sad's face on it and heavy black makeup.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!

''{A group of trolls enter the dressing room.}''

'''TROLL:''' KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?

'''SO AND SO:''' My autograph? Why sure!

''{A huge twenty-sided die lands on her from above.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWELVE SIDED DIED!! ''{without text}'' Whoa, that's rough.

''{Back in the auditorium, Cheerleader and What's Her Face are the only ones on stage.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. One, two, three, and a four!

''{They start playing. What's Her Face's guitar suddenly turns into a shark.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My bass feels seaworthy.

''{The shark eats the entire upper half of What's Her Face in one JGHOWMP!}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OW! My most of me!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{indicating the shark}'' Dis my new backup band... a shark. One, two, three, and a four!

''{Cut to the end title which reads "it's over!". Cheerleader sings over it and the lyrics are shown at the top of the screen.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over! It's over! It's over! Everybody died 'cept me!! ''{a chomping sound is heard.}'' Aw, crap!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click the "o" to see a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza (click each one to see the next. Click the brhombus to go back to the IT'S OVER! screen.)
*Click the "!" to see what happened to Tompkins.

===Transcript===
''{Tompkins and Strong Bad are sitting in the principal's office. Strong Bad has a sign on his desk reading "PRINICPAL" [sic] and has a sega cartdrige saying "Road Rash."}''

'''TOMPKINS:''' Aw, come on prinicpal (pronounced as prin-IC-pal) Strong Bad. I only stole ONE Sega tape!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just it, Thompkins... You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape.

'''TOMPKINS:''' Awww PEAS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Kid, I think youre gonna turn out... HGHJHGHAAAALL right!

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*This is the only Teen Girl Squad issue where all four girls clearly die.
*This is the first appearance of a main character other than Strong Bad (namely, Pom Pom) in a Teen Girl Squad issue (Outside of an easter egg).
*Judging from how the girls hold their guitars, What's Her Face is left-handed and Cheerleader is right-handed.
*So and So appears twice in this issue with two sharp teeth.

*This is one of the few TGSes where Strong Bad doesn't shout, "It's Over!" at the end.

=== Goofs ===
*The die that crushes So And So is a 20-sided die. Twelve-sided dice have pentagonal faces.
*During Kissy Boots' first practice session, both What's Her Face and Cheerleader are playing basses, possibly Fender basses, judging from the arrangement of string keys.

=== Inside References ===
*"Ooncha ooncha one, two, three-cha" and Tompkins are from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].
*Sega tapes are also mentioned in [[anything]].
*Strong Bad is called a "prinicpal" (note the misspelling) by his nameplate and Tompkins, just like in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[CGNU]].
*The "-erson" tacked onto Mrs. So and So's name is done the same way that it was tacked onto Mrs Commandersons' name in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]. Other "ersons" appear in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] ([[Brett Bretterson]]), "[[the process]]" (Emerson), and the [[Strongbadia National Anthem]] (Mr. Cheaterson).
*When So and So talks about Tompkins being a renegade, she has an expression on her face reminiscent of [[Doreauxgard]] in [[lackey]].
*What's Her Face being labelled as "College Radio" is probably a reference to [[radio]].

===Real-World References===
*"Breadtangle" refers to cafateria pizzas which are rectangular in shape, and very bready.
*"Fatty's Big Chance," or at least Fatty, is the stereotypical [[Wikipedia:Ska|Ska]] musician, with a shaved head, checkerboard pants, and a chant of "pick it up, pick it up."
*Fatty's Big Chance could also be a reference to the [http://www.goonland.com Goonland] character "Fatty Big Eye"
*One of The Ugly One's drums bears the inscription, "Mr Drummond", who was a character in the 80's TV show, "Different Strokes". It may also have been a reference to Bill "King Boy" Drummond of the techno band [[Wikipedia:The KLF|The KLF]].
*The Sega "tape" Tompkins steals in the easter egg is "Road Rash". Road Rash was a Sega Genesis game where you race on motorcycles and knock other racers off their motorcycles by punching them or using clubs.
*The robot who introduces the battle of the bands may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]], where the character Screech creates a similar-looking robot friend.
*The speakerbox as the robots head may be a reference to Roundhouse, an early '90s [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]] skit comedy show.
*The song the girls play sounds like the beginning to "Communication Breakdown" by [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]].
*Cheerleader's three-necked guitar is a reference to [http://www.jemsite.com/axes/model/vai_triple.htm Steve Vai's guitar]. Incidently, Steven Vai is the subject of the article in today's The Onion page-a-day tear-off calendar.
*The "16 hour drum solo" could be a reference to the infamous middle section of the 60s psychadelic rock hit "[[Wikipedia:In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida]]" by Iron Butterfly, which features an almost ridiculously long drum solo and is recognized as one of the first such solos of its kind in rock music.
*Cheerleader's close-up of her with a hat, moustache, glasses, and a tie is probably a reference to the attire of the Blues Brothers.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1770 forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]][[Category:So and So Filmography]][[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Tompkins Filmography]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

slash — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:50:47 GMT

slash: /* Inside References */

[[Image:TGS8.PNG|thumb|Our "heroines" meet So and So's stepmom.]]

The girls join the Battle of the Bands.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]/[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Pom Pom]], Robot Teacher, [[Fatty's Big Chance]], [[Strong Bad]] (easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Soopa Groop

'''Date:''' January 17, 2005

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{top 40 hits!}'' So and So! ''{hooked on classics!}'' What's Her Face! ''{college radio!}'' The Ugly One! ''{listens to pine bark!}''

''{The girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}''

'''INTERCOM:''' And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.

'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awww, peas!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'hear that girls??

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Pizza belongs in a triangle!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{hearts over head and drooling awkwardly}'' That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{inexplicably drawn wearing a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and smoking a cigar}'' No yous guys! The battle of the bands! ''{back to normal}'' We can form a band and become...

'''ALL:''' WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Worldwide starlets get much boys!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Can I not get stuck playing bass?

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' NO WAY!!

'''SO AND SO:''' We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".

''{we are shown a CD case with "Smartly Pretty" written in pseudo-mathematical notation}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{vomits}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!

''{a CD case which says "Kissy Boots" and features a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots is shown}''

'''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!

''{Cut to an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school!

''{Cut to So and So's step-mom's walk-in closet, as evidenced by a large rack of clothes.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmom has questionable taste.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits.

''{So and So's step-mother appears from behind the clothes rack. "She" appears to be The Man with the Huge Mouth.}''

'''SO AND SO'S STEP-MOM:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.

''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson vanishes. The girls' instruments appear.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Count us off, The Ugly One.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One, two, three and a four.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{singing as the other girls play}'' Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' 16 hour drum solo!

''{She starts playing the drums and scatting along, until a large floor tom eats her head.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' FLOOR TOMMED!!!! ''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson returns and pours "Ranch Dress" over The Ugly One and the floor tom}'' STEP-MOMMED!!!

''{Cut to a romantic dinner setting where The Ugly One, with the drum still engulfing her head, stands opposite Pom Pom, who holds a single rose.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' POM-POMMED??

''{Cut to a huge mouth with "BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!" written on its teeth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!

''{Cut to the school auditorium, where a robot stands on stage with a microphone, and a handful of stick-figure heads compose the audience.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Alright, give it up for "Fatty's Big Chance."

''{A large man, presumaby Fatty, with a saxophone and checkered pants appears from stage right.}''

'''FATTY:''' Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup! Hup! Pick it up! Pick it up!

''{Fatty vanishes.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Next up is "Kissyboots".

''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face, probably back stage. Cheerleader holds a heart-shaped guitar with three necks and What's Her Face has a bass.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Where is So and So? We can't play the hits without her!

''{Cut to So and So in a dressing room. Her hair is dyed black and she wears an black t-shirt with Strong Sad's face on it and heavy black makeup.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!

''{A group of trolls enter the dressing room.}''

'''TROLL:''' KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?

'''SO AND SO:''' My autograph? Why sure!

''{A huge twenty-sided die lands on her from above.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWELVE SIDED DIED!! ''{without text}'' Whoa, that's rough.

''{Back in the auditorium, Cheerleader and What's Her Face are the only ones on stage.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. One, two, three, and a four!

''{They start playing. What's Her Face's guitar suddenly turns into a shark.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My bass feels seaworthy.

''{The shark eats the entire upper half of What's Her Face in one JGHOWMP!}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OW! My most of me!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{indicating the shark}'' Dis my new backup band... a shark. One, two, three, and a four!

''{Cut to the end title which reads "it's over!". Cheerleader sings over it and the lyrics are shown at the top of the screen.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over! It's over! It's over! Everybody died 'cept me!! ''{a chomping sound is heard.}'' Aw, crap!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click the "o" to see a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza (click each one to see the next. Click the brhombus to go back to the IT'S OVER! screen.)
*Click the "!" to see what happened to Tompkins.

===Transcript===
''{Tompkins and Strong Bad are sitting in the principal's office. Strong Bad has a sign on his desk reading "PRINICPAL" [sic] and has a sega cartdrige saying "Road Rash."}''

'''TOMPKINS:''' Aw, come on prinicpal (pronounced as prin-IC-pal) Strong Bad. I only stole ONE Sega tape!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just it, Thompkins... You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape.

'''TOMPKINS:''' Awww PEAS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Kid, I think youre gonna turn out... HGHJHGHAAAALL right!

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*This is the only Teen Girl Squad issue where all four girls clearly die.
*This is the first appearance of a main character other than Strong Bad (namely, Pom Pom) in a Teen Girl Squad issue (Outside of an easter egg).
*Judging from how the girls hold their guitars, What's Her Face is left-handed and Cheerleader is right-handed.
*So and So appears twice in this issue with two sharp teeth.


=== Goofs ===
*The die that crushes So And So is a 20-sided die. Twelve-sided dice have pentagonal faces.
*During Kissy Boots' first practice session, both What's Her Face and Cheerleader are playing basses, possibly Fender basses, judging from the arrangement of string keys.

=== Inside References ===
*"Ooncha ooncha one, two, three-cha" and Tompkins are from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].
*Sega tapes are also mentioned in [[anything]].
*Strong Bad is called a "prinicpal" (note the misspelling) by his nameplate and Tompkins, just like in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[CGNU]].
*The "-erson" tacked onto Mrs. So and So's name is done the same way that it was tacked onto Mrs Commandersons' name in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]. Other "ersons" appear in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] ([[Brett Bretterson]]), "[[the process]]" (Emerson), and the [[Strongbadia National Anthem]] (Mr. Cheaterson).
*When So and So talks about Tompkins being a renegade, she has an expression on her face reminiscent of [[Doreauxgard]] in [[lackey]].
*What's Her Face being labelled as "College Radio" is probably a reference to [[radio]].

===Real-World References===
*"Breadtangle" refers to cafateria pizzas which are rectangular in shape, and very bready.
*"Fatty's Big Chance," or at least Fatty, is the stereotypical [[Wikipedia:Ska|Ska]] musician, with a shaved head, checkerboard pants, and a chant of "pick it up, pick it up."
*Fatty's Big Chance could also be a reference to the [http://www.goonland.com Goonland] character "Fatty Big Eye"
*One of The Ugly One's drums bears the inscription, "Mr Drummond", who was a character in the 80's TV show, "Different Strokes". It may also have been a reference to Bill "King Boy" Drummond of the techno band [[Wikipedia:The KLF|The KLF]].
*The Sega "tape" Tompkins steals in the easter egg is "Road Rash". Road Rash was a Sega Genesis game where you race on motorcycles and knock other racers off their motorcycles by punching them or using clubs.
*The robot who introduces the battle of the bands may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]], where the character Screech creates a similar-looking robot friend.
*The speakerbox as the robots head may be a reference to Roundhouse, an early '90s [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]] skit comedy show.
*The song the girls play sounds like the beginning to "Communication Breakdown" by [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]].
*Cheerleader's three-necked guitar is a reference to [http://www.jemsite.com/axes/model/vai_triple.htm Steve Vai's guitar]. Incidently, Steven Vai is the subject of the article in today's The Onion page-a-day tear-off calendar.
*The "16 hour drum solo" could be a reference to the infamous middle section of the 60s psychadelic rock hit "[[Wikipedia:In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida]]" by Iron Butterfly, which features an almost ridiculously long drum solo and is recognized as one of the first such solos of its kind in rock music.
*Cheerleader's close-up of her with a hat, moustache, glasses, and a tie is probably a reference to the attire of the Blues Brothers.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1770 forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]][[Category:So and So Filmography]][[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Tompkins Filmography]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

slash — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:49:36 GMT

slash: /* Transcript */

[[Image:TGS8.PNG|thumb|Our "heroines" meet So and So's stepmom.]]

The girls join the Battle of the Bands.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]/[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Pom Pom]], Robot Teacher, [[Fatty's Big Chance]], [[Strong Bad]] (easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Soopa Groop

'''Date:''' January 17, 2005

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{top 40 hits!}'' So and So! ''{hooked on classics!}'' What's Her Face! ''{college radio!}'' The Ugly One! ''{listens to pine bark!}''

''{The girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}''

'''INTERCOM:''' And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.

'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awww, peas!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'hear that girls??

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Pizza belongs in a triangle!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{hearts over head and drooling awkwardly}'' That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{inexplicably drawn wearing a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and smoking a cigar}'' No yous guys! The battle of the bands! ''{back to normal}'' We can form a band and become...

'''ALL:''' WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Worldwide starlets get much boys!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Can I not get stuck playing bass?

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' NO WAY!!

'''SO AND SO:''' We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".

''{we are shown a CD case with "Smartly Pretty" written in pseudo-mathematical notation}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{vomits}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!

''{a CD case which says "Kissy Boots" and features a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots is shown}''

'''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!

''{Cut to an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school!

''{Cut to So and So's step-mom's walk-in closet, as evidenced by a large rack of clothes.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmom has questionable taste.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits.

''{So and So's step-mother appears from behind the clothes rack. "She" appears to be The Man with the Huge Mouth.}''

'''SO AND SO'S STEP-MOM:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.

''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson vanishes. The girls' instruments appear.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Count us off, The Ugly One.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One, two, three and a four.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{singing as the other girls play}'' Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' 16 hour drum solo!

''{She starts playing the drums and scatting along, until a large floor tom eats her head.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' FLOOR TOMMED!!!! ''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson returns and pours "Ranch Dress" over The Ugly One and the floor tom}'' STEP-MOMMED!!!

''{Cut to a romantic dinner setting where The Ugly One, with the drum still engulfing her head, stands opposite Pom Pom, who holds a single rose.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' POM-POMMED??

''{Cut to a huge mouth with "BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!" written on its teeth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!

''{Cut to the school auditorium, where a robot stands on stage with a microphone, and a handful of stick-figure heads compose the audience.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Alright, give it up for "Fatty's Big Chance."

''{A large man, presumaby Fatty, with a saxophone and checkered pants appears from stage right.}''

'''FATTY:''' Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup! Hup! Pick it up! Pick it up!

''{Fatty vanishes.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Next up is "Kissyboots".

''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face, probably back stage. Cheerleader holds a heart-shaped guitar with three necks and What's Her Face has a bass.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Where is So and So? We can't play the hits without her!

''{Cut to So and So in a dressing room. Her hair is dyed black and she wears an black t-shirt with Strong Sad's face on it and heavy black makeup.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!

''{A group of trolls enter the dressing room.}''

'''TROLL:''' KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?

'''SO AND SO:''' My autograph? Why sure!

''{A huge twenty-sided die lands on her from above.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWELVE SIDED DIED!! ''{without text}'' Whoa, that's rough.

''{Back in the auditorium, Cheerleader and What's Her Face are the only ones on stage.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. One, two, three, and a four!

''{They start playing. What's Her Face's guitar suddenly turns into a shark.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My bass feels seaworthy.

''{The shark eats the entire upper half of What's Her Face in one JGHOWMP!}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OW! My most of me!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{indicating the shark}'' Dis my new backup band... a shark. One, two, three, and a four!

''{Cut to the end title which reads "it's over!". Cheerleader sings over it and the lyrics are shown at the top of the screen.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over! It's over! It's over! Everybody died 'cept me!! ''{a chomping sound is heard.}'' Aw, crap!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click the "o" to see a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza (click each one to see the next. Click the brhombus to go back to the IT'S OVER! screen.)
*Click the "!" to see what happened to Tompkins.

===Transcript===
''{Tompkins and Strong Bad are sitting in the principal's office. Strong Bad has a sign on his desk reading "PRINICPAL" [sic] and has a sega cartdrige saying "Road Rash."}''

'''TOMPKINS:''' Aw, come on prinicpal (pronounced as prin-IC-pal) Strong Bad. I only stole ONE Sega tape!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just it, Thompkins... You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape.

'''TOMPKINS:''' Awww PEAS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Kid, I think youre gonna turn out... HGHJHGHAAAALL right!

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*This is the only Teen Girl Squad issue where all four girls clearly die.
*This is the first appearance of a main character other than Strong Bad (namely, Pom Pom) in a Teen Girl Squad issue (Outside of an easter egg).
*Judging from how the girls hold their guitars, What's Her Face is left-handed and Cheerleader is right-handed.
*So and So appears twice in this issue with two sharp teeth.


=== Goofs ===
*The die that crushes So And So is a 20-sided die. Twelve-sided dice have pentagonal faces.
*During Kissy Boots' first practice session, both What's Her Face and Cheerleader are playing basses, possibly Fender basses, judging from the arrangement of string keys.

=== Inside References ===
*"Ooncha ooncha one, two, three-cha" and Tompkins are from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].
*Sega tapes are also mentioned in [[anything]].
*Strong Bad is called a "prinicpal" (note the misspelling) by his nameplate and Tompkins, just like in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[CGNU]].
*The "-erson" tacked onto Mrs. So and So's name is done the same way that it was tacked onto Mrs Commander's name in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]. Other "ersons" appear in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] ([[Brett Bretterson]]), "[[the process]]" (Emerson), and the [[Strongbadia National Anthem]] (Mr. Cheaterson).
*When So and So talks about Tompkins being a renegade, she has an expression on her face reminiscent of [[Doreauxgard]] in [[lackey]].
*What's Her Face being labelled as "College Radio" is probably a reference to [[radio]].

===Real-World References===
*"Breadtangle" refers to cafateria pizzas which are rectangular in shape, and very bready.
*"Fatty's Big Chance," or at least Fatty, is the stereotypical [[Wikipedia:Ska|Ska]] musician, with a shaved head, checkerboard pants, and a chant of "pick it up, pick it up."
*Fatty's Big Chance could also be a reference to the [http://www.goonland.com Goonland] character "Fatty Big Eye"
*One of The Ugly One's drums bears the inscription, "Mr Drummond", who was a character in the 80's TV show, "Different Strokes". It may also have been a reference to Bill "King Boy" Drummond of the techno band [[Wikipedia:The KLF|The KLF]].
*The Sega "tape" Tompkins steals in the easter egg is "Road Rash". Road Rash was a Sega Genesis game where you race on motorcycles and knock other racers off their motorcycles by punching them or using clubs.
*The robot who introduces the battle of the bands may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]], where the character Screech creates a similar-looking robot friend.
*The speakerbox as the robots head may be a reference to Roundhouse, an early '90s [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]] skit comedy show.
*The song the girls play sounds like the beginning to "Communication Breakdown" by [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]].
*Cheerleader's three-necked guitar is a reference to [http://www.jemsite.com/axes/model/vai_triple.htm Steve Vai's guitar]. Incidently, Steven Vai is the subject of the article in today's The Onion page-a-day tear-off calendar.
*The "16 hour drum solo" could be a reference to the infamous middle section of the 60s psychadelic rock hit "[[Wikipedia:In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida]]" by Iron Butterfly, which features an almost ridiculously long drum solo and is recognized as one of the first such solos of its kind in rock music.
*Cheerleader's close-up of her with a hat, moustache, glasses, and a tie is probably a reference to the attire of the Blues Brothers.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1770 forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]][[Category:So and So Filmography]][[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Tompkins Filmography]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 8

slash — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:49:19 GMT

slash: /* Transcript */

[[Image:TGS8.PNG|thumb|Our "heroines" meet So and So's stepmom.]]

The girls join the Battle of the Bands.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]]/[[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Pom Pom]], Robot Teacher, [[Fatty's Big Chance]], [[Strong Bad]] (easter egg)

'''Page Title:''' Soopa Groop

'''Date:''' January 17, 2005

==Transcript==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{top 40 hits!}'' So and So! ''{hooked on classics!}'' What's Her Face! ''{college radio!}'' The Ugly One! ''{listens to pine bark!}''

''{The girls are sitting at their desks in class. What's Her Face's desk has no legs.}''

'''INTERCOM:''' And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.

'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awww, peas!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'hear that girls??

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Pizza belongs in a triangle!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{hearts over head and drooling awkwardly}'' That Tompkins is SUCH a renegade!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{inexplicably drawn wearing a derby, sunglasses, a moustache, a tie, and smoking a cigar}'' No yous guys! The battle of the bands! ''{back to normal}'' We can form a band and become...

'''ALL:''' WORLDWIDE STARLETS!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Worldwide starlets get much boys!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Or so I have read. Obviously, I'll sing and pretend to play guitar.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Can I not get stuck playing bass?

'''CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' NO WAY!!

'''SO AND SO:''' We'll be called "Smartly Pretty".

''{we are shown a CD case with "Smartly Pretty" written in pseudo-mathematical notation}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{vomits}'' Augh! Bleh! Ewww! Grugh! No. We're called "Kissy Boots"!

''{a CD case which says "Kissy Boots" and features a huge pair of lips with cowboy boots is shown}''

'''SO AND SO:''' We can practice after school in my step-mom's walk-in closet!

''{Cut to an image of a man carrying a rock that reads "after school".}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' After school!

''{Cut to So and So's step-mom's walk-in closet, as evidenced by a large rack of clothes.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmom has questionable taste.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' And like a million jogging suits.

''{So and So's step-mother appears from behind the clothes rack. "She" appears to be The Man with the Huge Mouth.}''

'''SO AND SO'S STEP-MOM:''' YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YER YAPS!!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yes Mrs. So-and-so... -erson.

''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson vanishes. The girls' instruments appear.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Count us off, The Ugly One.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One, two, three and a four.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{singing as the other girls play}'' Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! We're Kissy Boots and it's nice to meetcha! Ooncha ooncha! One, two, three-cha! Gonna get a breadtangle of pizza!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' 16 hour drum solo!

''{She starts playing the drums and scatting along, until a large floor tom eats her head.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' FLOOR TOMMED!!!! ''{Mrs. So-and-so-erson returns and pours "Ranch Dress" over The Ugly One and the floor tom}'' STEP-MOMMED!!!

''{Cut to a romantic dinner setting where The Ugly One, with the drum still engulfing her head, stands opposite Pom Pom, who holds a single rose.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' POM-POMMED??

''{Cut to a huge mouth with "BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!" written on its teeth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BATTLE OF THE BANDS!!!

''{Cut to the school auditorium, where a robot stands on stage with a microphone, and a handful of stick-figure heads compose the audience.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Alright, give it up for "Fatty's Big Chance."

''{A large man, presumaby Fatty, with a saxophone and checkered pants appears from stage right.}''

'''FATTY:''' Pick it up! Pick it up! Hup! Hup! Pick it up! Pick it up!

''{Fatty vanishes.}''

'''ROBOT TEACHER:''' Next up is "Kissyboots".

''{Cut to Cheerleader and What's Her Face, probably back stage. Cheerleader holds a heart-shaped guitar with three necks and What's Her Face has a bass.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Where is So and So? We can't play the hits without her!

''{Cut to So and So in a dressing room. Her hair is dyed black and she wears an black t-shirt with Strong Sad's face on it and heavy black makeup.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm going with that gloomy keyboardist look I keep hearing about!

''{A group of trolls enter the dressing room.}''

'''TROLL:''' KRA'AGH! KLEET'OH BRANGH CHE'EKOH TAGHQ?

'''SO AND SO:''' My autograph? Why sure!

''{A huge twenty-sided die lands on her from above.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWELVE SIDED DIED!! ''{without text}'' Whoa, that's rough.

''{Back in the auditorium, Cheerleader and What's Her Face are the only ones on stage.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm Kissyboots and she plays bass. One, two, three, and a four!

''{They start playing. What's Her Face's guitar suddenly turns into a shark.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My bass feels seaworthy.

''{The shark eats the entire upper half of What's Her Face in one JGHOWMP!}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' OW! My most of me!!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{indicating the shark}'' Dis my new backup band... a shark. One, two, three, and a four!

''{Cut to the end title which reads "it's over!". Cheerleader sings over it and the lyrics are shown at the top of the screen.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' It's over! It's over! Strong Bad says it's over! It's over! It's over! Everybody died 'cept me!! ''{a chomping sound is heard.}'' Aw, crap!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click the "o" to see a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza (click each one to see the next. Click the brhombus to go back to the IT'S OVER! screen.)
*Click the "!" to see what happened to Tompkins.

===Transcript===
''{Tompkins and Strong Bad are sitting in the principal's office. Strong Bad has a sign on his desk reading "PRINICPAL" [sic] and has a sega cartdrige saying "Road Rash."}''

'''TOMPKINS:''' Aw, come on prinicpal(pronounced as prin-IC-pal) Strong Bad. I only stole ONE Sega tape!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's just it, Thompkins... You could have stolen UPWARDS of one Sega tape.

'''TOMPKINS:''' Awww PEAS!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Kid, I think youre gonna turn out... HGHJHGHAAAALL right!

==Fun Facts==
=== Trivia ===
*This is the only Teen Girl Squad issue where all four girls clearly die.
*This is the first appearance of a main character other than Strong Bad (namely, Pom Pom) in a Teen Girl Squad issue (Outside of an easter egg).
*Judging from how the girls hold their guitars, What's Her Face is left-handed and Cheerleader is right-handed.
*So and So appears twice in this issue with two sharp teeth.


=== Goofs ===
*The die that crushes So And So is a 20-sided die. Twelve-sided dice have pentagonal faces.
*During Kissy Boots' first practice session, both What's Her Face and Cheerleader are playing basses, possibly Fender basses, judging from the arrangement of string keys.

=== Inside References ===
*"Ooncha ooncha one, two, three-cha" and Tompkins are from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]].
*Sega tapes are also mentioned in [[anything]].
*Strong Bad is called a "prinicpal" (note the misspelling) by his nameplate and Tompkins, just like in the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[CGNU]].
*The "-erson" tacked onto Mrs. So and So's name is done the same way that it was tacked onto Mrs Commander's name in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]. Other "ersons" appear in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] ([[Brett Bretterson]]), "[[the process]]" (Emerson), and the [[Strongbadia National Anthem]] (Mr. Cheaterson).
*When So and So talks about Tompkins being a renegade, she has an expression on her face reminiscent of [[Doreauxgard]] in [[lackey]].
*What's Her Face being labelled as "College Radio" is probably a reference to [[radio]].

===Real-World References===
*"Breadtangle" refers to cafateria pizzas which are rectangular in shape, and very bready.
*"Fatty's Big Chance," or at least Fatty, is the stereotypical [[Wikipedia:Ska|Ska]] musician, with a shaved head, checkerboard pants, and a chant of "pick it up, pick it up."
*Fatty's Big Chance could also be a reference to the [http://www.goonland.com Goonland] character "Fatty Big Eye"
*One of The Ugly One's drums bears the inscription, "Mr Drummond", who was a character in the 80's TV show, "Different Strokes". It may also have been a reference to Bill "King Boy" Drummond of the techno band [[Wikipedia:The KLF|The KLF]].
*The Sega "tape" Tompkins steals in the easter egg is "Road Rash". Road Rash was a Sega Genesis game where you race on motorcycles and knock other racers off their motorcycles by punching them or using clubs.
*The robot who introduces the battle of the bands may be a reference to [[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]], where the character Screech creates a similar-looking robot friend.
*The speakerbox as the robots head may be a reference to Roundhouse, an early '90s [[Wikipedia:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]] skit comedy show.
*The song the girls play sounds like the beginning to "Communication Breakdown" by [[Wikipedia:Led Zeppelin|Led Zeppelin]].
*Cheerleader's three-necked guitar is a reference to [http://www.jemsite.com/axes/model/vai_triple.htm Steve Vai's guitar]. Incidently, Steven Vai is the subject of the article in today's The Onion page-a-day tear-off calendar.
*The "16 hour drum solo" could be a reference to the infamous middle section of the 60s psychadelic rock hit "[[Wikipedia:In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida]]" by Iron Butterfly, which features an almost ridiculously long drum solo and is recognized as one of the first such solos of its kind in rock music.
*Cheerleader's close-up of her with a hat, moustache, glasses, and a tie is probably a reference to the attire of the Blues Brothers.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs8.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1770 forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 8"]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]][[Category:So and So Filmography]][[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Tompkins Filmography]]

Naked Ned

slash — Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:47:31 GMT

slash:

[[Image:nakedned.png|thumb|Peasants gone wild]]
'''Naked Ned''' is a character in [[Peasant's Quest]]. He hides behind a Tree (probably because he has no robe). Usually when you talk to him, he gets scared and runs away, but there is a way to talk to him for extra points. You get his robe later in the game to dress like a peasant. There is also a question about him in one of the Trog-Trivia questions.

[[Category: Peasant's Quest Characters]]

50K Racewalker

slash — Sun, 16 Jan 2005 23:31:14 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:50k-racewalk_screenshot.jpg|thumb|OOPS!! You lose!!]]
'''50K Racewalker''' is a [[Videlectrix]] game by [[Jonathan Howe]].
Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Right... OOPS!!! You lose!! Alternate left right for about five hours without messing up and you could win the gold!!

'''Page Title:''' Take some steps!

== Instructions ==
After designing your character, and race mode starts, wait for the gun to fire and the word "Go" appears.

Then, taking your time, press "Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right..." slowly. If you do it too fast you'll get a FAULT. If you press the same key twice you will get a FAULT.

A FAULT is an annoying message that will appear and your character will stop for a few seconds.

For every white line you pass on the track, you have traveled .01 kilometers. There are 40 successful "steps" required between each white line, and 50.00 kilometers to go. That's a lot of walking!

== Fun Facts ==
*The "LICENSED BY FUNMACHINE" screen at the beginning pokes fun at classic video games and consoles, especially the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]] which displayed a "LICENSED BY SEGA" screen before each game, regardless of whether the game was actually licensed or not.
**The name "FUNMACHINE" may be a reference to the Nintendo 64, which was sometimes referred to as "The Fun Machine" on the packaging.
*When you approach 1K, your character starts walking into a pixelated blackness. Once you reach 1K, a message pops up, saying that it didn't expect anyone to get this far, and to hold on. After a few seconds, the blackness is apparently programmed in, and you can continue.
*When you get to the end it shows you a screen that says "You placed 3rd", and shows your character walking up onto a stand that reads "3", with two others on "1" and "2".
**You can view the end screen by right clicking and pressing play or foward in the swf file.
*The signs you walk/run by say:
**Walk!
**Go ________!(Whatever you typed in for a name.)
**Farther!
**These boots were made for it!
**I've always loved you!
**Our arms are getting tired!
**You're almost there!
**With your feet!
**Walk it off!
**Fun sport!
**Iron Steed!
**Beware Cheplin!
**Weapons located in every corner!
**Why?
**Play footsie with me!
**Walk Better!
**Left! Right! Left! Right!

*Sometimes the game will load up incorrect data where you'll start at 0.01k and it will say fault for every step you take.
*This game is a parody of olympic games where in the running part you would have to press left and right repeadetly to win.
*You can highlight the text on the signs in the background with your mouse like you would regular text on a word processor.
*The fastest you can walk is approximately 0.04 km per minute, meaning the fastest that one kilometer can be walked is 25 minutes. It would take 1250 minutes, or 20 hours and 50 minutes, to walk 50 kilometers.
*Finishing the 50k would take, at 40 steps per 0.01k, 200,000 steps/keypresses.
*This game was last seen in Strong Bad's [[Floppy Disk Container Plus|floppy disk container]] in the email [[sibbie]].
*When you get to the end and you are on the pedestal you can still walk but you just stay in the same place and one set of lights moves left.

== External Links ==
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.swf Game (flash file)]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1739 forum thread re: "50K Racewalker"]

[[Category: Games]]

50K Racewalker

slash — Sun, 16 Jan 2005 23:30:35 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:50k-racewalk_screenshot.jpg|thumb|OOPS!! You lose!!]]
'''50K Racewalker''' is a [[Videlectrix]] game by [[Jonathan Howe]].
Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Right... OOPS!!! You lose!! Alternate left right for about five hours without messing up and you could win the gold!!

'''Page Title:''' Take some steps!

== Instructions ==
After designing your character, and race mode starts, wait for the gun to fire and the word "Go" appears.

Then, taking your time, press "Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right..." slowly. If you do it too fast you'll get a FAULT. If you press the same key twice you will get a FAULT.

A FAULT is an annoying message that will appear and your character will stop for a few seconds.

For every white line you pass on the track, you have traveled .01 kilometers. There are 40 successful "steps" required between each white line, and 50.00 kilometers to go. That's a lot of walking!

== Fun Facts ==
*The "LICENSED BY FUNMACHINE" screen at the beginning pokes fun at classic video games and consoles, especially the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]] which displayed a "LICENSED BY SEGA" screen before each game, regardless of whether the game was actually licensed or not.
**The name "FUNMACHINE" may be a reference to the Nintendo 64, which was sometimes referred to as "The Fun Machine" on the packaging.
*When you approach 1K, your character starts walking into a pixelated blackness. Once you reach 1K, a message pops up, saying that it didn't expect anyone to get this far, and to hold on. After a few seconds, the blackness is apparently programmed in, and you can continue.
*When you get to the end it shows you a screen that says "You placed 3rd", and shows your character walking up onto a stand that reads "3", with two others on "1" and "2".
**You can view the end screen by right clicking and pressing play or foward in the swf file.
*The signs you walk/run by say:
**Walk!
**Go ________!(Whatever you typed in for a name.)
**Farther!
**These boots were made for it!
**I've always loved you!
**Our arms are getting tired!
**You're almost there!
**With your feet!
**Walk it off!
**Fun sport!
**Iron Steed!
**Beware Cheplin!
**Weapons located in every corner!
**Why?
**Play footsie with me!
**Walk Better!
**Left! Right! Left! Right!

*Sometimes the game will load up incorrect data where you'll start at 0.01k and it will say fault for every step you take.
*This game is a parody of olympic games where in the running part you would have to press left and right repeadetly to win.
*You can highlight the text on the signs in the background with your mouse like you would regular text on a word processor.
*The fastest you can walk is approximately 0.04 km per minute, meaning the fastest that one kilometer can be walked is 25 minutes. It would take 1250 minutes, or 20 hours and 50 minutes, to walk 50 kilometers.
*Finishing the 50k would take, at 40 steps per 0.01k, 200,000 steps/keypresses.
*This game was last seen in Strong Bad's [[Floppy Disk Container Plus|floppy disk container]] in the email [[sibbie]].
*When you get to the end and your on the pedestal you can still walk but you just stay in the same place and on set of lights
moves left.

== External Links ==
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.swf Game (flash file)]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1739 forum thread re: "50K Racewalker"]

[[Category: Games]]

King of Townmail

slash — Sun, 16 Jan 2005 05:00:37 GMT

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[[Image:Salvaged_Tandy.PNG|thumb|Never buy a used computer from Bubs]]

The King of Town's only email. The computer is Strong Bad's old and broken [[Tandy 400]]. Only accessable via the [[King Of Town Main Page]] email button.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The King of Town]]

'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400! Slightly Not-Working - Only $900!!
== Transcript ==

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' (Typing) Umm, how do you make this thing go? I want to check all my emails. Any body? The Poopsmith? That little chef guy? I need some help here! That's the last time I buy a used computer from Bubs.

''(The Paper comes down and reads "No one really wants to email the King of Town. For real." After about five seconds, you are redirected to the [[King_Of_Town_Main_Page|KoT Main Page]]. Clicking on The Paper also redirects you to the KoT Main Page)''

==Fun Facts==

*Watch the KoT's head and his reflection. You'll notice that his head never moves, but the reflection in the screen bobs and turns as he speaks.
*The cost of the Tandy 400 in the page title ($900) is a reference to [[gimmicks]] where [[Strong Bad]] asks to borrow 900 dollars from [[Strong Sad]] to repair the sploded Tandy.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/kingmail.html watch "KoT E-mail"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/kingmail.swf view the flash file for "KoT e-mail"]

[[Category: April Fools]]
[[Category: The King of Town Filmography]]

50K Racewalker

slash — Sun, 16 Jan 2005 04:48:28 GMT

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[[Image:50k-racewalk_screenshot.jpg|thumb|OOPS!! You lose!!]]
'''50K Racewalker''' is a [[Videlectrix]] game by [[Jonathan Howe]].
Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Right... OOPS!!! You lose!! Alternate left right for about five hours without messing up and you could win the gold!!

'''Page Title:''' Take some steps!

== Instructions ==
Click on the buttons at the beginning to design your character. When in race mode alternate pressing right and left to move your character foward. If you press the same key twice you will get a FAULT. Wait for one foot to go down before you put another up or you will get a FAULT. If you press any key other than left or right you will get a FAULT. You can leave the game on for as long as you want, nothing will happen.

If you get a FAULT an annoying message will appear and your character will stop for a few seconds.

For every white line you pass on the track, you have traveled .01 kilometers. There are 40 successful "steps" required between each white line.

== Fun Facts ==
*The "LICENSED BY FUNMACHINE" screen at the beginning pokes fun at classic video games and consoles, especially the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]] which displayed a "LICENSED BY SEGA" screen before each game, regardless of whether the game was actually licensed or not.
*When you approach 1K, your character starts walking into a pixelated blackness. Once you reach 1K, a message pops up, saying that it didn't expect anyone to get this far, and to hold on. After a few seconds, the blackness is apparently programmed in, and you can continue.
*When you get to the end it shows you a screen that says "You placed 3rd".
*You can view the end screen by right clicking and pressing play or foward in the swf file.
*The signs you walk/run by say:
**Walk!
**Go ________!(Whatever you typed in for a name.)
**Farther!
**These boots were made for it!
**I've always loved you!
**Our arms are getting tired!
**You're almost there!
**With your feet!
**Walk it off!
**Fun sport!
**Iron Steed!
**Beware Cheplin!
**Weapons located in every corner!

*Sometimes the game will load up incorrect data where you'll start at 0.01k and it will say fault for every step you take.
*This game is a parody of olympic games where in the running part you would have to press left and right repeadetly to win.
*You can highlight the text on the signs in the background with your mouse like you would regular text on a word processor.
*The fastest you can walk is approximately 0.04 km per minute, meaning the fastest that one kilometer can be walked is 25 minutes. It would take 1250 minutes, or 20 hours and 50 minutes, to walk 50 kilometers.

== External Links ==
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html Game]
* Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category: Games]]

The Reddest Radish

slash — Sun, 16 Jan 2005 04:00:11 GMT

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[[Image:reddestradish.png|thumb|Is Homestar OK?]]

'''The Reddest Radish'''

The graphic style has been done to look like pictures torn from a coloring book and colored with crayons.
Silly, hokey, and tongue-in-cheek, this toon includes a laugh track.

Marzipan is certain to win the Reddest Radish contest. Strong Bad and company feign a note to Marzipan from Homestar Runner, saying he's sick, to lure her away to his house.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Announcer]]

Page Title: '''The Reddest Radish'''
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== Transcript ==

''{Opening Music and Title Screen}''

'''CAPTION:''' On the day of the Reddest Radish contest, Marzipan was in her garden getting ready...

'''MARZIPAN:''' La la la la la la la... La la la la ''{Marzipan picks a radish}''

''{Canned laughter}''

''{The Cheat appears from behind a bush and drops a note. Marzipan picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh! This note leads me to believe that Homestar Runner is sick.

''{The note reads "i am sick. -homestar runner"}''

''{Canned laughter}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'd better go check on him. ''{heads offscreen to Homestar's house}''

''{Enter Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad with a wagon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, get the vegetable!

''{Canned booing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's cheat it!

''{They throw the radish on the wagon and leave}''

''{Cuts to Marzipan at Homestar's house. She knocks on the door with her head.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you ok? ''{knocks with head again}'' Homestar, are you in there? It's me, Marzipan!

''{Canned laughter}''

''{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad, wagon and radish in tow.}''

''{Canned booing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man you guys, with Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition, and then, maybe get uh, famous...a little...

''{Canned laughter}''

''{Cuts to Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and a stage with a banner that says "Reddest Radish"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Ladies and gentlemen, the competition will begin in 15 minutes. Please bring your radishes to the staging area.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom, where's Marzipan? She's supposed to be here!

''{Cuts to Marzipan, still at Homestar's house. She knocks with her head}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ouch. Homestar, let me in.

''{Knocks again}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you in there? ''{Pause}'' I'm leaving. ''{Leaves}''

''{Canned laughter}''

''{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad, pulling the wagon and radish}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the tune of "La Cucharacha"}'' We got the radish, we got the radish, and we're gonna win the contest!

''{Canned booing}''

''{Cuts to Homestar Runner and Pom Pom by the stage, a can at their feet}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know what, Pom Pom? You're right. Kicking this can would make me feel better. ''{He kicks it}''

''{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad}''

''{Canned booing}''

''{The can that Homestar Runner kicked lands in front of the wagon, and the wagon goes over it, causing the radish to fly out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the...? Holy Crap!

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad rush off, leaving afterimages}''

'''STRONG BAD AFTERIMAGE:''' Holy Crap!

''{Canned laughter and the after images rush off. The radish is still flying through the air.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that radish is Marzipan's!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Out of the way, Homestar!

''{The radish lands and they all fight over it in a cloud of dust. The dust clears, the villains are on the ground, stood over by Pom Pom and Homestar is on the stage with the radish}''

''{Marzipan enters}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look Marzipan, I got the Reddest Radish back from Strong Bad!

'''MARZIPAN:''' What on earth are you talking about? That's not the Reddest Radish! This is!

''{Marzipan pulls out a gargantuan red radish. Homestar falls off the stage, and Pom-Pom falls to land sideways. Laughter. Marzipan stands on the stage with her radish and a first prize trophy}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm the winner!

''{Canned laughter}''

'''CAPTION:''' the end.

== Fun Facts ==

* Homestar Runner deciding to kick the can to feel better is a reference to [[Kick the Can]].
* The way Marzipan pulls out the radish resembles a character pulling an item out of the ground in the [[Wikipedia:Video game|video game]] [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Bros. 2]].
* The usual "back" and "again" links at the end do not appear in this cartoon.
* The way the announcer pronounces "please" is a reference to the 1988 film [[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]], where the main character pronounces the word in the same way.
* This is one of the only three cartoons where the exterior of Homestar's house is shown. The other two are in [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]] and [[Homestar Presents: Presents]].
* This is the only cartoon in which [[TBC]] use the "paper doll cut-out" visual style. Another older toon to have a unique visual style is In Search Of The Yello Dello.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/radish.html watch "The Reddest Radish"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/radish.swf view the flash file for "The Reddest Radish"]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:The Announcer Filmography]]

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slash — Sun, 16 Jan 2005 03:32:29 GMT

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TROGDOR!

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 03:50:50 GMT

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[[Image:trogdorgame.png|thumb|Trogdor!]]

== Summary of this Game ==

This game is based on the character of [[Trogdor]] from the [[dragon|Strong Bad Email Dragon]]. You follow Trogdor, squishing peasants and burninating cottages, all while avoiding knights and archers.

'''Page Title:''' TROGDOR!!!

== Easter Eggs ==
[[Image:Togdor_secret.png|thumb|If you score more than 2000 points and die, [[Jonathan Howe]]'s name is shown]]
*Click and hold the "G" in the TROGDOR title to see some game hints.
**Don't let the peasants return to their cottages.
**Once you're burninating, you're invincible.
**Burninated peasants set their cottages on fire.
**Get an extra man every 300 points.
**What's a treasure hut?!?!
**Secret Code?!?!
*On the title screen, you can use the Konami Code (up up down down left right left right B A, and then click the word "START"). This will start you off with 30 lives.
*During the game you can hit the "k" key to kick the game. This doesn't seem to give you any advantage, but it does cause the machine to repeat the word "TROGDOR!" (A reference to [[Arcade Game]].)
*Treasure Huts! You can enter certain huts and pick-up gold! To get to it you must burninate certain huts that block them, and then let the burnination shut off, otherwise you will burn the treasure hut as well. On level 7, it's the leftmost hut. Burninate the 4 huts in the way. On level 11, it's the lower right hut. Burninate the huts around it. On level 16, it's the upper left hut. Burninate the three huts in the way. It appears that you can only enter one hut per game.

== Fun Facts ==
*There are a number of funny interludes after the following levels:
**Level 4 - "stompin' good"
::''{A lone peasant is on the left side of the screen. Trogdor approaches from the right with two knights in hot pursuit. Trogdor stomps the peasant and then turns to burninate the knights as they retreat.}''
:*Level 8 - "fry 'em up Dan"
::''{Trogdor is in the middle of the screen. Four peasants approach one by one from the left and are burninated.}''
:*Level 12 - "parade of trogdors"
::''{Nine Trogdors parade from right to left across the screen.}''
:*Level 16 - "dancin' time"
::''{Trogdor breaks it down surrounded by ten burninated peasants and two knights}''
:*Level 20 - "flex it troggie"
::''{Trogdor flexes his beefy arm.}''
:*Level 24 - "peasant dominoes"
::''{Seven peasants are in a line. Trogdor burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant to the left of the burninated peasant catches fire as the first peasant falls over. This effect dominoes down the line of peasants until they all fall over.}''
:*Level 30 - "trogdor incognito"
::''{Two peasants approach each other from opposite sides of the screen and stop in the middle. The peasant on the left burninates the peasant on the right. The peasant on the right runs off. The peasant on the left hops up and down.}''
:*Level 34 - "go trogdor # 2!"
::''{Seven peasants are hopping up and down as two Trogdors race across the screen from left to right. Trogdor number two wins the race.}''
:*Level 38 - "forbidden peasant love"
::''{Two peasants enter the screen from the right with a heart between them. As they reach the middle of the screen, a blue knight runs on screen and takes the peasant on the left away. The heart disappears as the peasant that was on the right is left alone.}''
:*Level 42 - "2 cottages"
::''{Two cottages appear.}''
:*Level 46 - "a funny joke"
::''{A knight is minding his own business on the left side of the screen. Out of nowhere, an archer appears on the right side of the screen and begins to shoot five arrows off of the knight's helmet. The archer leaves and the knight turns to face the spot where he was to find no one is there.}''
:*Level 50 - "smote that kerrek!"
::''{Trogdor is on screen with The Kerrek. The Kerrek bounces up and down a few times before Trogdor burninates him.}''
::'''Strong Bad:''' Mmmm! Roast Kerrek!
:*Level 100 - ''{A tiny arcade game Strong Bad enters the screen from the right.}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? What am I doing in this game?

::''{Arcade Strong Bad moves his arms up and down as the text "congratulations. you got good score" appears}

::'''GAME:''' Congratulations. You got good score.

::''{roll credits}''

::'''cast:'''

::''{Trogdor appears}''

::'''trogdor'''

::''{A peasant appears}''

::'''perez'''

::''{A slightly different peasant appears}''

::'''hackworth'''

::''{An on-fire peasant appears}''

::''' 'the steve' '''

::''{A blue knight appears}''

::'''the blue knight'''

::''{A more different blue knight appears}''

::'''the red knight'''

::''{Two archers appear, joined at their torso}''

::'''the siamese archers'''

::''{The Kerrek appears, and is burninated. His ashes form a roast The Kerrek, complete with apple in mouth.}''

::'''and Wordly Wise as The Kerrek'''

::''{Trogdor and Arcade Strong Bad appear at an angle}''

::'''keep playing!'''

::''{The game advances to the high score screen}''

*Strong Bad will say things while you play. Here's a list:
**"Aw, this is the worst game I've ever played!"
**"Ohh.. this is the best game I've ever played."
**"Stupid, freakin' knights."
**"Squished you, peasanty."
**"I squish you"
**"Oh, yes! And the Trogdor comes in the niiight!"
**"Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you."
**"A Squisha Squisha"
**"The tables have turned!" (when you get burninate power)
**"Ugh, stupid arch-deluxe."
**"Ugh, nothing more humiliating then getting killed by the archer...arch deluxe...show you next time!"
**"Deuce!"
**"What the? What am I doing in this game?!"
**"Mmmmm, roast Kerrek!"
**''{laughing}'' He's on fire! Look at 'em burning!"
**"Beat that score, Strong Sad!"
***'''STRONG SAD:''' I don't even want to play that game.

*The "Arch-Deluxe" is a reference to an old McDonald's Burger called the Arch Deluxe.
*"Oh, Trogdor! I pine for you." is a reference to [[trevor the vampire]].
*"Fry 'em up Dan" is a reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shel_Silverstein Shel Silverstein]'s poem "Ladies First".
*Pausing sometimes causes a purple ball to become visible on the screen.
*Lev. 27 is well nigh impossible. The peasant-paths are only accessible for 2 of the 6 cottages, so for every peasant you squish there are 2 left to wander back into their cottages (diminishing your burninator meter). Meanwhile, the cottages themselves wall you in to a very small area, making you a sitting duck for archers and knights.
*This game is supposed to be a parody of the numerous HORRIBLY made arcade and atari games made in the wake of the success of Atari, when many companies made quick bad games to cash in on the video game craze in the early 80's that crashed when the Atari 2600 died (The video game industry was reborn circa 1985 when the NES was released).
*Jonathan Howe's name being an easter egg is actually a reference to Adventure for the Atari 2600. When it was made Atari intentionally kept game designers from achieving celebrity status. In rebellion to this, Warren Robinett hid his name inside what is commonly regarded as the first easter egg. It was only accessible by picking up an invisible object, carrying it through a dragon infested maze, and touching it to a blank wall. Doing this revealed a room with Warren's name plastered all over in rainbow colors.
*Wordly Wise is a series of textbooks desiged to build student's vocabulary. What this has to do with the Kerrek is unknown.
*When you die the replay button says "Challenge again!". This is a referance to the good ending of Ghosts and Goblins which says the same thing.

== Glitches ==
*If you pause the game (using the space bar) when the archer is out pulling his bow, he will get stuck there until the end of the level, even if you die on that level.
*If you die as soon as you achieve burnination status, you will come back to life with burnination, assuming you have any mans left.
* When you pause the game at any time, you'll see a black dot close to the center of the screen
* When you pause the game while a cottage is burninating, it will continue to burninate until it is destroyed.

== External Links ==
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.html Game].
*Play the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdor.swf Game (flash file)].

[[Category: Games]]

50K Racewalker

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 03:42:25 GMT

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50K Racewalker

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 03:38:28 GMT

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User:slash

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 02:36:44 GMT

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I'm a guy. I like Homestarrunner.com.... Duh.

User:slash

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 02:34:05 GMT

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Slash is a guy. He likes Homestarrunner.com.... Duh.

50K Racewalker

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 02:31:49 GMT

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50K Racewalker

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 02:26:00 GMT

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50K Racewalker

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:24:37 GMT

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Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right, Right... OOPS!!! You lose!! Alternate left right for about five hours without messing up and you could win the gold!!

== Instructions ==
Click on the buttons at the beginning to design you character. When in race mode alternate pressing right and left to move your character foward. If you press the same key twice you will lose. Wait for one foot to go down before you put another up or you will lose. You can leave the game on for as long as you want, nothing will happen.

50K Racewalker

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:20:02 GMT

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Videlectrix

slash — Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:17:34 GMT

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[[Image:Videlectrix.jpg|thumb|center|550px|Computer styled games]]

'''Videlectrix''' is a multi-billion dollar fictitious video game company that makes some of the hottest games ever. If anyone is playing a video game in any of the Homestar Runner toons, chances are it's a chart-topping Videlectrix classic.

They also manufacture blank CD-Rs, such as the one the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]] was pressed on.

They were the cover story in January 2005's issue of [[Hundredaire Socialite]].

'''Debut:''' [[duck pond]]

== Videlectrix Games ==
{|- border =0 width="100%"
|
=== Playable ===
*[[Pigs on Head|Pigs on Head (LCD Version)]]
*[[TROGDOR!]]
*[[Peasant's Quest]]
*[[Awexome Cross]]
*[[Secret Collect]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman]]
*[[Thy Dungeonman 2]]
*[[Duck Guardian]]
*[[Population: Tire]]
*[[StrongBadZone]]
*Strong Bad's [[RhinoFeeder]]
*[[Duckpond]]
*[[Hallrunner]]
*[[50K Racewalk]]
||
=== Non-Playable ===
*[[Rabbit Algebra]]
*Shploitz!
*Planet, Alert!
*Sundae Drivin'
*Where's an Egg?
*Salad Daze
*King Dingo
*Kid Speedy Dillon man
*QWERTY
*Spaceshipper
*Duck Guardian 2
*Pigs On Head (console/computer version)
|}

== External links ==
* [http://www.videlectrix.com/ Videlectrix.com]

[[Category: Companies]] [[Category: Inside Jokes]]

Hallrunner

slash — Thu, 13 Jan 2005 01:50:46 GMT

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[[Image:hallrunner.png|thumb|right|220px|''The upcoming game from Videlectrix! It has amazing graphics! Coming out in 1989!'']]

'''Hallrunner''' is the latest addition to the wide variety of top quality [[Videlectrix]] products. Dodge deadly bugs and tentacles while running through the endless dark hall! Make your choice on every obstacle you encounter on your way: FIGHT IT, TALK TO IT or JUMP IT! Your decision will affect your score, so choose wisely! If your score falls below zero, your Hallrunner becomes RED! All rendered in real time using state-of-the-art vector technology!

'''Page Title:''' Over 100 Hours of Gameplay!

'''Date:''' August 2, 2004

__FORCETOC__
== Reply List ==
This is a list of all the replies you get from various objects after FIGHTing, TALKing, or JUMPing them. If you get a correct response, the game beeps and you earn 2 points. If you get it wrong, it beeps once and you lose a point. Otherwise, it won't beep at all and you earn 0 points.

*ball:
**Fight: It was a ball. You popped it and made some kid cry. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a ball. It talks of foreign lands. Intruiging. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was a ball. You land on it and fall awkwardly. ''*0 points*''
*bat:
**Fight: It was a bat. You throw tin foil at it, screwing up its radar. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a bat. SCREE! SQUEE! Ow! Your ears! ''*-1 point*''
**Jump: It was a bat. It's too high up. You hug a tree. ''*0 points*''
*cable:
**Fight: It was the cable. The cable refuses to fight back. ''*0 points*''
**Talk: It was the cable. It says your girlfriend cheats on you. ''*-1 point*''
**Jump: It was the cable. Good. You don't get electrocuted. ''*+2 points*''
*calendar:
**Fight: It was a calendar. You can't. You still end up getting everyone gift cards. ''*0 points*''
**Talk: It was a calendar. It says you forgot your 6 monthiversary. You're screwed. ''*-1 point*''
**Jump: It was a calendar. You jump over it. Leap year! ''*+2 points*''
*chest:
**Fight: It was a chest. You beat the crap out of it. Poor chest. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a chest. You talked it into opening up. You're rich! ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was a chest. You jumped over it. Phew. Close one. ''*0 points*''
*coffee:
**Fight: It was coffee. It won. Now you'll be up all night. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was coffee. 'Triple cream, triple sugar. And a cruller' ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was coffee. You spilled it. Whatever. ''*0 points*''
*computer:
**Fight: It was a computer. You reformat and install Linux. Nice work. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a computer. Voice recognition software still sucks. ''*-1 point*''
**Jump: It was a computer. You land in Darren's cubicle. Guy's a tool. ''*0 points*''
*cute girl:
**Fight: It was a cute girl. Now she is badly bruised. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a cute girl. You got her phone number. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was a cute girl. You jumped over her. Weird. ''*0 points*''
*Darren:
**Fight: It was a Darren. You never liked Darren. Good going. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a Darren. He called you a 'dumbjob.' Ouch. ''*-1 point*''
**Jump: It was a Darren. He let you jump over him. Leap frog! ''*0 points*''
*fear itself:
**Fight: It was fear itself. You fight fear with fear. Oh wait, that's fire. ''*0 points*''
**Talk: It was fear itself. You learn that it's just as scared of you. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was fear itself. You fall forever then wake up in a bad cliche. ''*-1 point*''
*Franciscan Monk:
**Fight: It was a Franciscan monk. Wimpiest monk ever. High five. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a Franciscan monk. You tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar. He keeps his vow. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a Franciscan monk. You catch your foot on his habit, tripping and falling. ''*-1 point*''
*great:
**Fight: It was great. Why fight something so great? ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was great. You talk to it. It's so great. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was great. You jump over. Eh. Not so great. ''*0 points*''
*home stereo system:
**Fight: It was a home stereo system. You puncture the subwoofer. Lame. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a home stereo system. It totally is talking back to you! ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a home stereo system. You jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get down. ''*+2 points*''
*K2:
**Fight: It was K2. You get lightheaded from lack of oxygen and lose both your hands. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was K2. You guys make fun of sherpas together. Good times. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was K2. It's a smidge too high. ''*0 points*''
*love:
**Fight: It was love. You can't fight it and you can't hurry it. You just have to wait. ''*0 points*''
**Talk: It was love. You see a counselor and try to work things out. It doesn't work. ''*-1 point*''
**Jump: It was love. Now you're talking. ''*+2 points*''
*meal replacement bar:
**Fight: It was a meal replacement bar. You break a tooth trying to bite it to death. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a meal replacement bar. You tell it that it is flavorless, and it reaffirms your belief by not replying. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was a meal replacement bar. Ain't nobody replacing YOUR meal. ''*0 points*''
*monster:
**Fight: It was a monster. He wasn't very strong. You won. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a monster. He pulled out a gun and shot you. ''*-1 point*''
**Jump: It was a monster. He was tall and you ran into his torso. ''*0 points*''
*mother:
**Fight: It was mother. You lose. Now you're on telephone restriction. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was mother. She calls nintendo, 'intendro.' How embarrassing. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was mother. Yeah! Jumped you, mommy! ''*+2 points*''
*prisoner:
**Fight: It was a prisoner. He kicks your butt from here to the joint. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a prisoner. He seems amenable to reason and affirms your faith in rehabilitation. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was a prisoner. You avoided catching a bad case of incarceration. ''*0 points*''
*proverb:
**Fight: It was a proverb. You knock the proverbial snot out of it. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a proverb. It's too highbrow. You get confused. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a proverb. I said 'proverb' not 'riverb!' Jeez. ''*-1 point*''
*rabid dog:
**Fight: It was a rabid dog. Rabies for you. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a rabid dog. 'Quit crappin up my lawn!' ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was a rabid dog. Bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons. ''*0 points*''
*Robot Darren:
**Fight: It was Robot Darren. Robot Darren has a laser. VOIP! ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was Robot Darren. It calls you a 'syntax error.' Ouch. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was Robot Darren. It was standing on a see-saw. It gets much air. ''*+2 points*''
*rock:
**Fight: It was a rock. Your knuckles are all bloody. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a rock. Now you're really bored. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a rock. You jumped over it. Nice one. ''*+2 points*''
*scratch ticket:
**Fight: It was a scratch ticket. In the process you rub off the silver stuff. Five dollars! ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a scratch ticket. It makes you feel like a loser. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a scratch ticket. It could have been a winner. Now you'll never know. ''*-1 points*''
*shark:
**Fight: It was a shark It bites your fists off. Too bad. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a shark Quint calls out to you from the depths of the shark's belly with some keen fishing tips. ''*+2 points*''
**Jump: It was a shark You jump the shark. Just like Homestarrunner.com. ''*0 points*'' (Note: "Jump the shark" is a term for when a TV show has gone past its prime and begins to decline in quality. This is probably a reference to someone complaining about HSR jumping the shark. Oh, and that first period really is missing in the game.)
*social injustice:
**Fight: It was some social injustice. You feel pretty awesome about yourself. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was some social injustice. Good conversation but nothing gets done. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was some social injustice. Sure, sure. Pretend like it doesn't exist. ''*-1 points*''
*stand of pines:
**Fight: It was a stand of pines. Not standing anymore, boyiii. ''*+2 points*''
**Talk: It was a stand of pines. It whispers back. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a stand of pines. You get caught on the branches and some serious pitch gets all over your hallrunning duds. ''*-1 point*''
*stump:
**Fight: It was a stump. You can't fight the stump any more than you can stop time. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a stump. It grows a little. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a stump. You jumped over it. Good plan. ''*+2 points*''
*swing-dancing trend:
**Fight: It was the swing-dancing trend. You try but peer pressure causes you to take lessons anyway. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was the swing-dancing trend. It's impervious to reason. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was the swing-dancing trend. It was pretty short so you have no trouble clearing it. ''*+2 points*''
*train:
**Fight: It was a train. You put a penny on the tracks. Doesn't derail. ''*-1 point*''
**Talk: It was a train. You talk to the hobo in the livestock car. He smells. ''*0 points*''
**Jump: It was a train. Right through an open boxcar in a TransAm! ''*+2 points*''

== Fun Facts ==
*After about every 7 obstacles (Sometimes a bit sooner, sometimes later), you get a message on the screen:
** '''Obstacle #7:''' It gets awesome after 100,000,000 points, we swear.
** '''Obstacle #14:''' Hallrunner will return in 'Hallrunner 2: Farther Along'
** '''Obstacle #21:''' Watch out for objects!
** '''Obstacle #28:''' Seriously, watch out for objects!
** '''Obstacle #35:''' Shouldn't you be making a flow chart or something productive?
** '''Obstacle #42:''' Your devotion to this game is impressive
** '''Obstacle #49:''' So, anyway. How is it going?
** '''Obstacle #56:''' Are you enjoying the game?
** '''Obstacle #63:''' What are you doing after this? Want to get some poutine?
** '''Obstacle #70:''' Okay, pal. Seriously. Time to call it quits.
** '''Obstacle #77:''' We were just kidding about it getting awesome. Go home.
** '''Obstacle #84:''' That's it. I'm calling mother and arranging an intervention.
** '''Obstacle #91:''' You won't listen will you? Don't make me turn this car around!
** '''Obstacle #98:''' Okay that's it. I'm restarting this list of messages. That'll learn ya.

*The various obstacles appearing in the game are (in alphabetical order):
ball, bat, cable, calendar, chest, coffee, computer, cute girl, Darren, fear itself, Franciscan Monk, great, home stereo system, K2, love, meal replacement bar, monster, mother, prisoner, proverb, rabid dog, Robot Darren, rock, scratch ticket, shark, social injustice, stand of pines, stump, swing-dancing trend, train.

*The reference to poutine in obstacle #63 might be an inside joke as Matt kinda got addicted and maybe still is to poutine.

*On some computers, the game will remember your score and the number of obstacles you've faced, even after clearing your browser's cache and deleting your cookies, apparently.

*If you choose "Fight" for each object once, you'd have 1 point. "Talk" would get you 15 points, and "Jump" would get you 14 points.

*The questions and answers for the game are contained in an XML file. This is possibly the only usage of XML on the website.

*If you computer is slow, you can see the "loading" screen really says: "Loadaling".

== External Links ==
*Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner.html Game]
*Play the [http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner.swf Game (flash file)]
*View the [http://www.videlectrix.com/hallrunner_questions.xml XML file containing the questions]

[[Category: Games]]

dreamail

slash — Tue, 11 Jan 2005 01:38:15 GMT

slash: /* Transcript */

[[Image:sbemail122.png|thumb|Strong Bad dreams of flight]]

'''Strong Bad Email #122'''

Strong Bad describes for us what his perfect email would be like.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Female Lappy 486]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]]

'''Date:''' January 10th, 2005

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh oh, email's in the backyard, making some stew...

<pre>subject: Perfect email
Hey StrongBad,
I was just wondering: what do you look for in an email?
Another words,</pre>

''{Strong Bad temporarily stops reading}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh look! And there's some "another words."

<pre>describe that dream email that you would like
to recieve one day.
With lots of anticipation,
Danny Gedgafov from Glenview, IL
</pre>

''{Strong Bad has difficulty reading Danny's name, resulting in the following}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Danny Geh-geh-geh... gih-gih-gih... Gekakoff from Gliggityfoo, Illinoise. ''{typing}'' My dream email. My "dreamail." ''{clears screen, resumes typing}'' Well plain ol' Danny, there are a lot of email-fish in the Email Sea. And while most of them are those nasty bottom-feeders with the suckhole mouth, there are a few that break the glimmering surface of the water, to glisten in the sunset for a few fleeting moments like some kind of glorious e-marlin. Another words, please allow me to ditch the fishing metaphor and hit you with the pink border.

''{A pink border appears around the edge of the screen, causing the center to turn white. The whiteness fades into Strong Bad at the Lappy, which now has a golden chain license-plate cover around its screen reading "MY LAPPY ATE YOUR DOG" at the top}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' OK orchestra, hit it! ''{The orchestra starts up, and Strong Bad sings in an operatic style}'' Email me tonight!

''{The orchestra hits its last two notes, and the Lappy booting sequence begins. However, the Lappy emblem now looks female with blonde hair, and speaks to Strong Bad with corresponding text appearing below it}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Good morning, Strong Bad. You're looking prooty hot. You have one unread messages.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why thank you, Lappy. You're looking prooty hot too. Onscreen!

''{Strong Bad clears the bootup screen, and reads the new email}''

<pre>subject: French countryside
Dear Mssr. Elegant�,
You left your pocketwatch in the hot tub. When will you be
back to retrieve it?
-128 Hot Katies
</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' My Katies 1-128, 
Good to hear from all y'all (especially you, Katie 80). When my raucous schedule ''{pronounced as "shedule"}'' permits, I will triumphantly/abundantly ''{pronounced as triunphantly slash abundantly)'' return to the chateau for my ruby-encrusted pocketwatch. I have plans tonight, however, but I will, furthermore, heretofore, be back on morrow next. Please tell Adelaide that the poached eggs were tremendous. 
Forever young, 
Chester Elegant�

''{Strong Bad hits enter, and the female Lappy icon appears back onscreen as the email disappears}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.

''{The pink border and such fades away as we cut back to the normal world}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, man. If I got that email, I would have it bronzed and then dipped in...uh, guacamole and The Cheat would read it to me every night at supper.

''{The scene cuts back to the pink border dreamworld, this time at a banquet table(made out of a door) with large windows in the background, a covered serving tray and a golden chalice(or maybe just a doorknob). Strong Bad rolls forward in a plush chair with fork in hand to where the serving tray is. The Cheat's arm improbably stretches out from the right side of the screen and lifts the cover}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! Cadbury Cream Egg omelette! ''{calling offscreen}'' Continue, The Cheat.

''{The camera pans to the other end of the table, where The Cheat is sitting in a similar chair, holding a bronze plaque with guacamole all over it. The Cheat starts to read it, then growls, rubs part of the front of the plaque, and continues. The camera pans back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Oh I love that part! Read it again, slowly, and... backwards.

''{The camera pans back to The Cheat, who starts to read backwards. Homestar Runner walks on-camera from the left side of the screen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while The Cheat is still reading}'' The Cheat! What's been up?

''{The camera pans back to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Strong Bad, found your pocketwatch. ''{Homestar tosses a ruby-encrusted pocketwatch in Strong Bad's omlette}'' Katie 80 said "What's up?" ''{camera pans back to The Cheat}'' So, The Cheat, what's been up?

''{The camera cuts to Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Crap the what? The pink border is NOT holding up its end of the bargain. Come on, pink border, get your head in the game!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Pink border?

''{The scene cuts back to the real world, where Homestar is standing to the right of Strong Bad at his computer desk}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, what are you talking aboot?

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{looks around for a moment}'' Oh, we're back here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. I found your pocket lint. ''{puts some pocket lint on the desk}'' Marzipan says you're an ogre.

''{The camera focuses back on Strong Bad and the Lappy}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Awww! I knew I should've went with a puffy white cloud border. Those things never let you down. Homestar never woulda shown up in a Puffy White Cloud Dreamail.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I do hate white clouds.

''{A center wipe suddenly happens with white clouds forming the border. Strong Bad's computer desk is now apparently in a submarine, with the text "NUCLEAR CLASS SUBMARINE 'SOCCERMOM'" painted on the inside of its hull. As Strong Bad types, some creature with a huge eye looks in through a nearby porthole. As well, the pinging of a sonar can be heard in the background}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And if you ignore all the facts and scientific evidence, those weird little kids were right. Thanks for your question, Leonard Nimoy. I'll be back next week to solve another Celebrity Murder Mystery. ''{stops typing and stands up, addressing the camera}'' But right now, I gotta fly.

''{Strong Bad strikes a pose, and wires suddenly appear attached to him. Strong Bad makes various noises as he is lifted away to the upper right corner of the screen, where he gets stuck. The Paper, which now seems to be modeled after The United States Constitution, comes down with the Strong Bad email link looking like it's been written in marker}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "e-marlin" to cause an ASCII marlin to jump from the bottom of the screen
*Click on the graffiti on Strong Bad's dream table to see a zoomed-in view of it.
*Click on the Lappy's screen at the end of the email to hear additional dialogue from the female Lappy.
=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{The Female Lappy appears back on-screen}''

'''FEMALE LAPPY 486:''' Don't fly, Strong Bad. Please come down. I worry about you. I can see the strings.

== Fun Facts ==
* The backwards joke first appeared in [[2 emails]].
* The [[Female Lappy 486]] is the second character [[Missy Palmer]] has voiced.
* Strong Bad's dreamail dinner table is made from the front door from the show "227" and is signed by actress Jacke� Harry who played Sandra Clark on the late 80's sitcom.
* Strong Bad has two [[Wikipedia:Cadbury-Schweppes|Cadbury's]] [[Wikipedia:Cadbury's Creme Egg|Creme Egg]]s on his plate. These are chocolate easter eggs with "cream" (which is pretty much frosting) inside. They're sold around Easter in the US, but are available year-round in the United Kingdom.
* The phrase "all up ons" is from the email [[suntan]].
* At the end of this email, [[The Paper]] seems to have been replaced by either the original or a copy of the United States Constitution.
* As opposed to most other emails, the end screen does not have any sort of 'back' button.
* The [[Floppy Disk Container]] this week contains [[Wikipedia:Miner 2049er|Miner 2049er]] for the Atari 2600.
* The pink border is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]], which also used the exact same border for its dream sequences, along with many other TV shows.
*When Strong Bad is lifted by the strings, it may be a double reference to both [[A Decemberween Pageant]] and [[dangeresque 3]] when a similar thing happens to Homestar Runner.
*"Forever young" is a reference to a Bob Dylan song and also appears in an easter egg in [[personal favorites]]
* "Stew", sung in Strong Bad's intro, may be a reference to [[different town]], where Strong Bad says the best thing is beef stew.
* The "ping" noises in the submarine scene are from the beginning of the Pink Floyd song "Echoes."
* The abbreviation for "Monsieur" is "M.", but it is misspelled as "Mssr." in the "French Countryside" e-mail

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail122.html view "dreamail"] 
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail122.swf view the flash file for "dreamail"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1703 forum thread re: "dreamail"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

Thy Dungeonman

slash — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 00:21:25 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:thydungeonman.png|thumb|right|220px|"Quaff some serious mead!"]]

In an exciting [[Videlectrix]] text adventure, you are '''Thy Dungeonman''', exploring the depths of the dungeon. The game can be accessed from the Strong Bad Email "[[video games]]".

This game has a sequel, [[Thy Dungeonman 2]].

'''Page Title:''' Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!

== Walkthrough ==
{{spoiler}}

===General Commands===

*HELP- repeats area description.
*LOOK- repeats area description.
*DIE-"That wasn't very smart. Your score was: ___. Play again? [Y/N]" Subtracts 100 from your score.
*DANCE-"You shaketh it a little, and it feeleth all right."
*GET YE ___/TAKE YE ___/GET YON ___/TAKE YON ___/GET ___/ TAKE ___-"Thou cannotst get that. Quit making stuffeth up!"
*GET DAGGER- "Yeah, okay." -adds 25 points to your score. Usable infinitely.
*GO ___-"Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!"
*LOOK ___-"It looketh pretty awesome"
*___-"That does not computeth. Type HELP if thou needs of it."
*TALK ___ - "Who is __? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meeteth?"
*GIVE ___ - "Thou don'tst have a ___ to give. Go back to your tiny life."
*SMELL-"You smell a Wumpus."

===Main Dungeon Room===

"Thy Dungeonman- Click to enter yon dungeon."

THY DUNGEONMAN

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS."

If you've asked to get the scroll more than once, anytime you look at the room (either by typing "LOOK", "HELP", or by returning to this room from another room, you'll see this message tacked onto the main message: "There is definitely no YE SCROLL, so drop it."

*LOOK SCROLL-"Parchment, definitely parchment. I'd recognize it anywhere."
*LOOK FLASK-"Looks like you could quaff some serious mead out of that thing."
*GET SCROLL:"Ye takes the scroll and reads of it. It doth say: BEWARE, READER OF THE SCROLL, DANGER AWAITS TO THE- The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!"
*GET SCROLL(again):"Ye doth suffer from memory loss. YE SCROLL is no more. Honestly."
*LOOK SCROLL(again):"Ye seeth nothing wheretofore it went ZAP."
*GET FLASK(first two times):"Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind."
*GET FLASK(third time):"Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK. Your score was: ___ Play again? [Y/N]"-note: subtracts 1000 from your score
*GO NORTH-Takes you north (see below).
*GO SOUTH-Takes you south (see below).
*Go DENNIS-Takes you to Dennis (see below).

===North of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You go NORTH through yon corrider. You arrive at parapets. Ye see a rope. Obvious exits are SOUTH."

*LOOK PARAPETS-"Well, they're parapets. This much we know for sure."
*LOOK ROPE-"It looks okay. You've seen better."
*GET ROPE-"You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. Your score was:__. Play again? (Y/N)"-note: subtracts 100 from your score
*GO SOUTH-Takes you back to Main Dungeon Room.

===South of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You head south to an enbankment. Or maybe a chasm. You can't decide which. Anyway, ye spies a TRINKET. Obvious exits are NORTH.

*LOOK TRINKET-"Quit looking! Just get it already."
*GET TRINKET-"Ye getsts yon TRINKET and discover it to be a bauble. You rejoice at your good fortune. You shove the TRINKET in your pouchel. It kinda hurts."
*GO NORTH-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*LOOK TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Just a bulge in thou pouchel at this point."
*GET TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Sigh. The trinket is in thou pouchel. Recallest thou?"

===Dennis===
"Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS."

*NOT DENNIS-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*TALK-"You engage Dennis in lesiurely {sic} discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets."
*LOOK DENNIS-"That jimberjam really makes the outfit."
*LOOK JIMBERJAM-"Man, that art a nice jimberjam."
*GIVE TRINKET(or GIVE TRINKET TO DENNIS)-"A novel idea! You givst the TRINKET to Dennis and he happily agrees to tell you what parapets are. With this new knowledge, ye escapes from yon dungeon in order to search for new dungeons and to remain... THY DUNGEONMAN!! You hath won! Congraturation!! Your score was: ___"

== Glitches ==
*Every time you type "get dagger," you earn 25 points regardless of whether or not you've already recieved a dagger.

== Fun Facts ==
* The text "You smell a Wumpus" (from the command SMELL) is a reference to the game "Hunt the Wumpus," one of the very first text adventures.
*"Congraturation" is a reference to the bad Japanese to English translation (or Engrish) found in many old video games, especially [http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/ghosts.htm Ghosts 'n Goblins], one of the worst endings ever.
* The page title, "Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!" is a reference to the page title of StrongBadZone, "I Strong Bad! I Hunger!". They are both references to the old arcade game "Sinistar". In Sinistar you battled a large spaceship shaped like a head that would say, "I hunger!".
* When you type "get flask" three times, the text "You unbolt the flask and hold it aloft" is a reference to most Legend of Zelda games, where after Link got an item from a chest he would hold it above his head for the player to see.
* The "get dagger" command is probaly from the unreleased Strong Bad email [[E-mail Birds]] on the strongbad_email.exe DVD, in which Strong Bad plays a text adventure and trys to get a dagger but fails.

== External Links ==
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html Game]
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/text_adventure6.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category: Games]]

Thy Dungeonman

slash — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 00:19:54 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:thydungeonman.png|thumb|right|220px|"Quaff some serious mead!"]]

In an exciting [[Videlectrix]] text adventure, you are '''Thy Dungeonman''', exploring the depths of the dungeon. The game can be accessed from the Strong Bad Email "[[video games]]".

This game has a sequel, [[Thy Dungeonman 2]].

'''Page Title:''' Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!

== Walkthrough ==
{{spoiler}}

===General Commands===

*HELP- repeats area description.
*LOOK- repeats area description.
*DIE-"That wasn't very smart. Your score was: ___. Play again? [Y/N]" Subtracts 100 from your score.
*DANCE-"You shaketh it a little, and it feeleth all right."
*GET YE ___/TAKE YE ___/GET YON ___/TAKE YON ___/GET ___/ TAKE ___-"Thou cannotst get that. Quit making stuffeth up!"
*GET DAGGER- "Yeah, okay." -adds 25 points to your score. Usable infinitely.
*GO ___-"Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!"
*LOOK ___-"It looketh pretty awesome"
*___-"That does not computeth. Type HELP if thou needs of it."
*TALK ___ - "Who is __? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meeteth?"
*GIVE ___ - "Thou don'tst have a ___ to give. Go back to your tiny life."
*SMELL-"You smell a Wumpus."

===Main Dungeon Room===

"Thy Dungeonman- Click to enter yon dungeon."

THY DUNGEONMAN

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS."

If you've asked to get the scroll more than once, anytime you look at the room (either by typing "LOOK", "HELP", or by returning to this room from another room, you'll see this message tacked onto the main message: "There is definitely no YE SCROLL, so drop it."

*LOOK SCROLL-"Parchment, definitely parchment. I'd recognize it anywhere."
*LOOK FLASK-"Looks like you could quaff some serious mead out of that thing."
*GET SCROLL:"Ye takes the scroll and reads of it. It doth say: BEWARE, READER OF THE SCROLL, DANGER AWAITS TO THE- The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!"
*GET SCROLL(again):"Ye doth suffer from memory loss. YE SCROLL is no more. Honestly."
*LOOK SCROLL(again):"Ye seeth nothing wheretofore it went ZAP."
*GET FLASK(first two times):"Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind."
*GET FLASK(third time):"Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK. Your score was: ___ Play again? [Y/N]"-note: subtracts 1000 from your score
*GO NORTH-Takes you north (see below).
*GO SOUTH-Takes you south (see below).
*Go DENNIS-Takes you to Dennis (see below).

===North of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You go NORTH through yon corrider. You arrive at parapets. Ye see a rope. Obvious exits are SOUTH."

*LOOK PARAPETS-"Well, they're parapets. This much we know for sure."
*LOOK ROPE-"It looks okay. You've seen better."
*GET ROPE-"You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. Your score was:__. Play again? (Y/N)"-note: subtracts 100 from your score
*GO SOUTH-Takes you back to Main Dungeon Room.

===South of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You head south to an enbankment. Or maybe a chasm. You can't decide which. Anyway, ye spies a TRINKET. Obvious exits are NORTH.

*LOOK TRINKET-"Quit looking! Just get it already."
*GET TRINKET-"Ye getsts yon TRINKET and discover it to be a bauble. You rejoice at your good fortune. You shove the TRINKET in your pouchel. It kinda hurts."
*GO NORTH-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*LOOK TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Just a bulge in thou pouchel at this point."
*GET TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Sigh. The trinket is in thou pouchel. Recallest thou?"

===Dennis===
"Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS."

*NOT DENNIS-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*TALK-"You engage Dennis in lesiurely {sic} discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets."
*LOOK DENNIS-"That jimberjam really makes the outfit."
*LOOK JIMBERJAM-"Man, that art a nice jimberjam."
*GIVE TRINKET(or GIVE TRINKET TO DENNIS)-"A novel idea! You givst the TRINKET to Dennis and he happily agrees to tell you what parapets are. With this new knowledge, ye escapes from yon dungeon in order to search for new dungeons and to remain... THY DUNGEONMAN!! You hath won! Congraturation!! Your score was: ___"

== Glitches ==
*Every time you type "get dagger," you earn 25 points regardless of whether or not you've already recieved a dagger.

== Fun Facts ==
* The text "You smell a Wumpus" (from the command SMELL) is a reference to the game "Hunt the Wumpus," one of the very first text adventures.
*"Congraturation" is a reference to the bad Japanese to English translation (or Engrish) found in many old video games, especially [http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/ghosts.htm Ghosts 'n Goblins], one of the worst endings ever.
* The page title, "Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!" is a reference to the page title of StrongBadZone, "I Strong Bad! I Hunger!". They are both references to the old arcade game "Sinistar". In Sinistar you battled a large spaceship shaped like a head that would say, "I hunger!".
* When you type "get flask" three times, the text "You unbolt the flask and hold it aloft" is a reference to most Legend of Zelda games, where after Link got an item from a chest he would hold it above his head for the player to see.
* The "get dagger" command is probaly from the unreleased email birds on the strongbad_email.exe DVD in which strong bad plays a text adventure and trys to get a dagger but fails.

== External Links ==
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html Game]
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/text_adventure6.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category: Games]]

Thy Dungeonman

slash — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 00:19:09 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:thydungeonman.png|thumb|right|220px|"Quaff some serious mead!"]]

In an exciting [[Videlectrix]] text adventure, you are '''Thy Dungeonman''', exploring the depths of the dungeon. The game can be accessed from the Strong Bad Email "[[video games]]".

This game has a sequel, [[Thy Dungeonman 2]].

'''Page Title:''' Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!

== Walkthrough ==
{{spoiler}}

===General Commands===

*HELP- repeats area description.
*LOOK- repeats area description.
*DIE-"That wasn't very smart. Your score was: ___. Play again? [Y/N]" Subtracts 100 from your score.
*DANCE-"You shaketh it a little, and it feeleth all right."
*GET YE ___/TAKE YE ___/GET YON ___/TAKE YON ___/GET ___/ TAKE ___-"Thou cannotst get that. Quit making stuffeth up!"
*GET DAGGER- "Yeah, okay." -adds 25 points to your score. Usable infinitely.
*GO ___-"Thou cannotst go there. Who do you think thou art? A magistrate?!"
*LOOK ___-"It looketh pretty awesome"
*___-"That does not computeth. Type HELP if thou needs of it."
*TALK ___ - "Who is __? Your new boyfriend? Somebody from work you don't want me to meeteth?"
*GIVE ___ - "Thou don'tst have a ___ to give. Go back to your tiny life."
*SMELL-"You smell a Wumpus."

===Main Dungeon Room===

"Thy Dungeonman- Click to enter yon dungeon."

THY DUNGEONMAN

YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS."

If you've asked to get the scroll more than once, anytime you look at the room (either by typing "LOOK", "HELP", or by returning to this room from another room, you'll see this message tacked onto the main message: "There is definitely no YE SCROLL, so drop it."

*LOOK SCROLL-"Parchment, definitely parchment. I'd recognize it anywhere."
*LOOK FLASK-"Looks like you could quaff some serious mead out of that thing."
*GET SCROLL:"Ye takes the scroll and reads of it. It doth say: BEWARE, READER OF THE SCROLL, DANGER AWAITS TO THE- The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!"
*GET SCROLL(again):"Ye doth suffer from memory loss. YE SCROLL is no more. Honestly."
*LOOK SCROLL(again):"Ye seeth nothing wheretofore it went ZAP."
*GET FLASK(first two times):"Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind."
*GET FLASK(third time):"Okay, okay. You unbolt yon FLASK and hold it aloft. A great shaking begins. The dungeon ceiling collapses down on you, crushing you in twain. Apparently, this was a load-bearing FLASK. Your score was: ___ Play again? [Y/N]"-note: subtracts 1000 from your score
*GO NORTH-Takes you north (see below).
*GO SOUTH-Takes you south (see below).
*Go DENNIS-Takes you to Dennis (see below).

===North of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You go NORTH through yon corrider. You arrive at parapets. Ye see a rope. Obvious exits are SOUTH."

*LOOK PARAPETS-"Well, they're parapets. This much we know for sure."
*LOOK ROPE-"It looks okay. You've seen better."
*GET ROPE-"You attempt to take ye ROPE but alas it is enchanted! It glows a mustard red and smells like a public privy. The ROPE wraps round your neck and hangs you from parapets. With your last breath, you wonder what parapets are. Your score was:__. Play again? (Y/N)"-note: subtracts 100 from your score
*GO SOUTH-Takes you back to Main Dungeon Room.

===South of the Main Dungeon Room===
"You head south to an enbankment. Or maybe a chasm. You can't decide which. Anyway, ye spies a TRINKET. Obvious exits are NORTH.

*LOOK TRINKET-"Quit looking! Just get it already."
*GET TRINKET-"Ye getsts yon TRINKET and discover it to be a bauble. You rejoice at your good fortune. You shove the TRINKET in your pouchel. It kinda hurts."
*GO NORTH-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*LOOK TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Just a bulge in thou pouchel at this point."
*GET TRINKET (After you GET it)- "Sigh. The trinket is in thou pouchel. Recallest thou?"

===Dennis===
"Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS."

*NOT DENNIS-Takes you back to the Main Dungeon Room.
*TALK-"You engage Dennis in lesiurely {sic} discussion. Ye learns that his jimberjam was purchased on sale at a discount market and that he enjoys pacing about nervously. You become bored and begin thinking about parapets."
*LOOK DENNIS-"That jimberjam really makes the outfit."
*LOOK JIMBERJAM-"Man, that art a nice jimberjam."
*GIVE TRINKET(or GIVE TRINKET TO DENNIS)-"A novel idea! You givst the TRINKET to Dennis and he happily agrees to tell you what parapets are. With this new knowledge, ye escapes from yon dungeon in order to search for new dungeons and to remain... THY DUNGEONMAN!! You hath won! Congraturation!! Your score was: ___"

== Glitches ==
*Every time you type "get dagger," you earn 25 points regardless of whether or not you've already recieved a dagger.

== Fun Facts ==
* The text "You smell a Wumpus" (from the command SMELL) is a reference to the game "Hunt the Wumpus," one of the very first text adventures.
*"Congraturation" is a reference to the bad Japanese to English translation (or Engrish) found in many old video games, especially [http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/a/ghosts.htm Ghosts 'n Goblins], one of the worst endings ever.
* The page title, "Thy Dungeonman! Thy Hunger!" is a reference to the page title of StrongBadZone, "I Strong Bad! I Hunger!". They are both references to the old arcade game "Sinistar". In Sinistar you battled a large spaceship shaped like a head that would say, "I hunger!".
* When you type "get flask" three times, the text "You unbolt the flask and hold it aloft" is a reference to most Legend of Zelda games, where after Link got an item from a chest he would hold it above his head for the player to see.
* The "get dagger" command is probaly from the unreleased email birds on the strongbad_email.exe DVD.

== External Links ==
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html Game]
* Play thy [http://www.homestarrunner.com/text_adventure6.swf Game (flash file)]

[[Category: Games]]

cheatday

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 03:00:02 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:sbemail107.PNG|thumb|The Cheat's Fake ID]]

'''Strong Bad Email #107'''

Someone asks what Strong Bad does on the Cheat's Birthday: 'The Cheatday'.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]]

'''Date:''' July 5, 2004

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. ''{hits Enter; the e-mail appears}''

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
what did you do for the Cheat's
birthday party</pre>

''{he sees there is no signature}''

Aw, man! Another one of those "no-name brand" e-mails. Ah, let's see. Who are you from? You're from... ''{typing signature}'' Mike ''{pause}'' Control.

''{rapping}''

Here comes Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.
Chiggity here come Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.
Miggity here comes Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, that's a good rhyme! We should cut a demo!

'''BUBS:''' ''{enters}'' I could be your manager. I'll make millions!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll do no such thing! I don't need you fools. And get outta here and let me answer Mike Controller's question.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{leaving}'' Yeah, we'll be better off without 'im.

'''BUBS:''' ''{leaving}'' I can play keytar!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, where were we? Oh yeah, Cheatday. ''{begins typing his response}'' So, nobody knows exactly when The Cheat's Cheatday is, so we celebrate it on the only day we know for sure it isn't. And that's the date of birth on his fake I.D.

''{A fake identification card appears, titled "SCANDINAVIAN FAKE I.D.", giving a name of Ilko Skevüld, date of birth of 4/18/1961, height of 6'9", weight of 293, and a type of "Miner". A profile view of a man whose hair vaguely resembles The Cheat is featured. The card is signed with Ilko's name.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing}'' Which says he's a 43-year-old Scandinavian miner named Ilko Skevüld. The festivities usually begin when ''{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on couch; voiceover continues}'' The Cheat wakes me up around the crack of noon, and I'll sing him the Date of Birth song.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad and sings "rise and shine" in The Cheat sounds}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Super...Super Contra...

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad, and sings "rise and shine" in The Cheat sounds}''

''{Strong Bad grunts and sits up. A bag of potato chips sits atop his head. The Cheat grins and blinks rapidly several times.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Right, right. ''{clears his throat}''

''{singing}''

Sweet, sweet The Cheat
Today is the day on your fake I.D.

''{Bubs appears from behind the couch, playing a keyboard and guitar hybrid that must be the "keytar".}''

Now, get upstairs - unh!
And fix me some breakfast.

'''BUBS:''' Hey, that's a good jam! We should cut a --

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta here, kid!

''{Bubs hides behind the couch. Strong Bad affectionately pats The Cheat on the head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' After breakfast, in honor of Ilko's heritage, we'll usually play some mining games...

''{Cut to a scene in a field. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, all with helmets equipped with flashlights, stand around a pile of charcoal briquettes. Strong Bad holds a shovel, and The Cheat a pickaxe.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing voiceover}'' ...like...Mining...and...Coal?

''{The Cheat half-heartedly plunks his pickaxe into the ground.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WIN!

''{We return to Strong Bad typing his response.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then as a special treat, I let The Cheat answer some emails.

''{Strong Bad gets up, and The Cheat takes his place. The Cheat "reads" each e-mail, and his response, with a few syllables each in his squeaky, incomprehensible voice.}''

'''THE CHEAT:'''

''{reading}''

<pre>i want to know whos beter you or
the cheat or strong mad?

your friend
ryan az</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh ''{sic}'' C.

''{reading}''

<pre>hey, sb!
what's up? i was just wondering
what you're mom and dad look like.

please answer,
bridget thornton, co</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh ''{sic}'' C.

''{reading}''

<pre>make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease

p.s. pay out strong sad</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh ''{sic}'' C.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apparently recovering from laughing}'' O-ho, man! "I'll gnaw your face off!" ''{The Cheat grins}'' Every year it gets funnier! Ohhh! ''{He regains his composure.}'' Happy The Cheat day, Ilko! May you never get the black lung.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on the nameless e-mail to bring up a box of No-Name Brand E-mails
* Click on [[The Cheat]] at the end to bring up Ilko's head moving from left to right, with his mouth opening and shutting, along with the rhythm of a train bell sound
* Click on the floppy disks on the left to bring up a demo tape:

:Coach Z & Bubs's Demo Tape
:"the two-o duo"

:''{singing}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Well we're good friends.
:'''BUBS:''' But don't you steal my napkins.
:'''COACH Z:''' I got fresh jams.
:'''BUBS:''' But I get all the royalties.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking}'' I never agreed to that.

== Fun Facts ==
*The name "Mike Control" is apparently a reference to the notion of a "microphone controller", one possible expansion of the abbrevation MC (as in MC Hammer).
*The "[[Potate]]" bag is from [[morning routine]]
*Apparently, [[Strong Bad]] says the titles of video games when he's asleep, which is also in [[morning routine]], and it has also made an appearance in [[other days]].
*The game [[Strong Bad]] says in his sleep is "Super Contra", an insanely difficult sidescrolling shooter arcade game. It was released on the NES under the title "Super C". He also might also be referring to "Contra III: The Alien Wars" for the Super Nintendo, recently remade for the Game Boy Advance.
*This time, the disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] on the desk says [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1351/ Bushido]. This is a fighting game from 1983. Bushido also means "way of the warrior" in Japanese, and refers to the samurai code of honor.
*The word "kid" was also used as part of the [[Thnikkaman|Thnikkaman's]] catch phrase in the [[monument]] email.
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_lung_disease Black lung disease] is a lung condition caused by the inhalation of dust.
*The [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] refers to The Cheat's Cheatday party as his "birthday party".
*Strong Bad said nobody knows when The Cheat's cheatday is, though almost every character witnessed the event in [[flashback]]
*You can click on the ilko easter egg after you've clicked on the floppy disk easter egg to give the demo tape some funny background music.
For a discussion on some of these fun facts and how they have been handled, see [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=249 this forum thread]. Please check it out before further editing.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail107.html watch "cheatday"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail107.swf view the flash file for "cheatday"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=243 forum thread re: "cheatday"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

cheatday

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 02:59:38 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

[[Image:sbemail107.PNG|thumb|The Cheat's Fake ID]]

'''Strong Bad Email #107'''

Someone asks what Strong Bad does on the Cheat's Birthday: 'The Cheatday'.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]]

'''Date:''' July 5, 2004

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing "strongbad_email.exe"}'' Let's check a Strong Bad E-mail, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family. ''{hits Enter; the e-mail appears}''

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
what did you do for the Cheat's
birthday party</pre>

''{he sees there is no signature}''

Aw, man! Another one of those "no-name brand" e-mails. Ah, let's see. Who are you from? You're from... ''{typing signature}'' Mike ''{pause}'' Control.

''{rapping}''

Here comes Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.
Chiggity here come Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.
Miggity here comes Mike, he's on the Mike...Control.

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, that's a good rhyme! We should cut a demo!

'''BUBS:''' ''{enters}'' I could be your manager. I'll make millions!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You'll do no such thing! I don't need you fools. And get outta here and let me answer Mike Controller's question.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{leaving}'' Yeah, we'll be better off without 'im.

'''BUBS:''' ''{leaving}'' I can play keytar!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Anyways, where were we? Oh yeah, Cheatday. ''{begins typing his response}'' So, nobody knows exactly when The Cheat's Cheatday is, so we celebrate it on the only day we know for sure it isn't. And that's the date of birth on his fake I.D.

''{A fake identification card appears, titled "SCANDINAVIAN FAKE I.D.", giving a name of Ilko Skev�ld, date of birth of 4/18/1961, height of 6'9", weight of 293, and a type of "Miner". A profile view of a man whose hair vaguely resembles The Cheat is featured. The card is signed with Ilko's name.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{still typing}'' Which says he's a 43-year-old Scandinavian miner named Ilko Skev�ld. The festivities usually begin when ''{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on couch; voiceover continues}'' The Cheat wakes me up around the crack of noon, and I'll sing him the Date of Birth song.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad and sings "rise and shine" in The Cheat sounds}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' Super...Super Contra...

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{pokes Strong Bad, and sings "rise and shine" in The Cheat sounds}''

''{Strong Bad grunts and sits up. A bag of potato chips sits atop his head. The Cheat grins and blinks rapidly several times.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. Right, right. ''{clears his throat}''

''{singing}''

Sweet, sweet The Cheat
Today is the day on your fake I.D.

''{Bubs appears from behind the couch, playing a keyboard and guitar hybrid that must be the "keytar".}''

Now, get upstairs - unh!
And fix me some breakfast.

'''BUBS:''' Hey, that's a good jam! We should cut a --

'''STRONG BAD:''' Get outta here, kid!

''{Bubs hides behind the couch. Strong Bad affectionately pats The Cheat on the head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' After breakfast, in honor of Ilko's heritage, we'll usually play some mining games...

''{Cut to a scene in a field. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat, all with helmets equipped with flashlights, stand around a pile of charcoal briquettes. Strong Bad holds a shovel, and The Cheat a pickaxe.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{continuing voiceover}'' ...like...Mining...and...Coal?

''{The Cheat half-heartedly plunks his pickaxe into the ground.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I WIN!

''{We return to Strong Bad typing his response.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And then as a special treat, I let The Cheat answer some emails.

''{Strong Bad gets up, and The Cheat takes his place. The Cheat "reads" each e-mail, and his response, with a few syllables each in his squeaky, incomprehensible voice.}''

'''THE CHEAT:'''

''{reading}''

<pre>i want to know whos beter you or
the cheat or strong mad?

your friend
ryan az</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh ''{sic}'' C.

''{reading}''

<pre>hey, sb!
what's up? i was just wondering
what you're mom and dad look like.

please answer,
bridget thornton, co</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh ''{sic}'' C.

''{reading}''

<pre>make more trogdor pleasepleaseplease

p.s. pay out strong sad</pre>

''{typing}''

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.
- Teh ''{sic}'' C.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apparently recovering from laughing}'' O-ho, man! "I'll gnaw your face off!" ''{The Cheat grins}'' Every year it gets funnier! Ohhh! ''{He regains his composure.}'' Happy The Cheat day, Ilko! May you never get the black lung.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on the nameless e-mail to bring up a box of No-Name Brand E-mails
* Click on [[The Cheat]] at the end to bring up Ilko's head moving from left to right, with his mouth opening and shutting, along with the rhythm of a train bell sound
* Click on the floppy disks on the left to bring up a demo tape:

:Coach Z & Bubs's Demo Tape
:"the two-o duo"

:''{singing}''
:'''COACH Z:''' Well we're good friends.
:'''BUBS:''' But don't you steal my napkins.
:'''COACH Z:''' I got fresh jams.
:'''BUBS:''' But I get all the royalties.
:'''COACH Z:''' ''{talking}'' I never agreed to that.

== Fun Facts ==
*The name "Mike Control" is apparently a reference to the notion of a "microphone controller", one possible expansion of the abbrevation MC (as in MC Hammer).
*The "[[Potate]]" bag is from [[morning routine]]
*Apparently, [[Strong Bad]] says the titles of video games when he's asleep, which is also in [[morning routine]], and it has also made an appearance in [[other days]].
*The game [[Strong Bad]] says in his sleep is "Super Contra", an insanely difficult sidescrolling shooter arcade game. It was released on the NES under the title "Super C". He also might also be referring to "Contra III: The Alien Wars" for the Super Nintendo, recently remade for the Game Boy Advance.
*This time, the disk in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] on the desk says [http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/p,2/gameId,1351/ Bushido]. This is a fighting game from 1983. Bushido also means "way of the warrior" in Japanese, and refers to the samurai code of honor.
*The word "kid" was also used as part of the [[Thnikkaman|Thnikkaman's]] catch phrase in the [[monument]] email.
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_lung_disease Black lung disease] is a lung condition caused by the inhalation of dust.
*The [[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] refers to The Cheat's Cheatday party as his "birthday party".
*Strong Bad said nobody knows when The Cheat's cheatday is, though almost every character witnessed the event in [[flashback]]
For a discussion on some of these fun facts and how they have been handled, see [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=249 this forum thread]. Please check it out before further editing.
*You can click on the ilko easter egg after you've clicked on the floppy disk easter egg to give the demo tape some funny background music.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail107.html watch "cheatday"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail107.swf view the flash file for "cheatday"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=243 forum thread re: "cheatday"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

The Interview

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 02:04:43 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

:''This article is about the short. For the [[Strong Bad Email]], see [[interview]].''

[[Image:theinterview.png|thumb|Homestar's resume]]

Strong Bad has decided to interview Homestar to find out what his deal is. As expected, the process is quite painful, since Homestar answers most of the questions in his usual ignorant manner. At least Homestar provides one good answer.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Page Title:''' Interview

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad typing in the Office Type Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments and get down to the chewy caramel center of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So Dumbstar has me meet him in this fruity little marshmallow stand he always goes to. He kept me waiting for a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by, like, five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my resume ''{pronounces it as spelt, without the accent}'', you will see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of any.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwww. Moving on. I've heard you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. ''{Homstar enters and sits down.}'' Now, tell us about you girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my baking, eh? I do enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and-- Hey wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair. ''{cuts to a field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}'' The Cheat would win with his hands duct-taped behind his back, and has little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Strong Sad can have a spear even. ''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, and the spear flies behind the Cheat, cutting the duct tape from his hands as it sticks in the ground. The Cheat then removes the duct tape from his eyes and grabs the spear.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around.}'' La-da-dee-la-da-da-da-da-do.

== Fun Facts ==
*The marshmallow place they are at is called "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]" which is also the name of an old toon, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], in which Homestar and Pom-Pom were also at a marshmallow stand.
*Note that the ashtray doesn't rotate with the rest of the room.
*We finally get to see how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves... somewhat.
*This is also the first time that Homestar's speech impediment ''and'' lack of arms are explicitly mentioned.
*In the "In Search of the Yello Dello" DVD commentary, Strong Bad states that he has never worn oven mitts. However, he does enjoy baking, as revealed by this cartoon.
*Strong Bad mentions that he enjoys doing Jumbles. This is also revealed in the e-mail "Caper," where Strong Bad and The Cheat break into Homestar's house to steal his jumbles.
*The room in which Strong Bad is typing on a type writer is the same as Dangeresque's office in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]].
*Homestar's prancing is the same in [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.html watch "The Interview"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.swf view the flash file for "The Interview"]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

The Interview

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:59:43 GMT

slash: /* Fun Facts */

:''This article is about the short. For the [[Strong Bad Email]], see [[interview]].''

[[Image:theinterview.png|thumb|Homestar's resume]]

Strong Bad has decided to interview Homestar to find out what his deal is. As expected, the process is quite painful, since Homestar answers most of the questions in his usual ignorant manner. At least Homestar provides one good answer.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]

'''Page Title:''' Interview

== Transcript ==
''{opens with Strong Bad typing in the Office Type Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' Truly there are few guys as stupid as Homestar Runner. But I wanted to unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments and get down to the chewy caramel center of this no-armed whitey. What I found was not pretty. It was slimy and smelly and kinda stung my eyes.

''{cut to Marshmallow's Last Stand, where Strong Bad is sitting. We can see Homestar walk by while he talks.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{narrating}'' So Dumbstar has me meet him in this fruity little marshmallow stand he always goes to. He kept me waiting for a good half hour and I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before he finally came in.

''{Homestar enters and sits down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap were you doing out there?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Out where?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Outside! I watched you prance by, like, five times, man.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't own a car.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, you're probably right.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, this is gonna be painful.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, stupid! This is an interview!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well allow me to introduce myself. My name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I would be a great asset to your company.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, shut up. Now, first question: What's your freakin' problem?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{hands over a grocery list}'' Well if you take a look at my resume ''{pronounces it as spelt, without the accent}'', you will see that I have quite a bit of experience in many different related fields.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freaking problem is!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't really think of any.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Awwww. Moving on. I've heard you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

''{Homestar is outside prancing around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' La-dee-la-da-da-la-dee.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I suppose that answers my question. ''{Homstar enters and sits down.}'' Now, tell us about you girlfriend Marzipan. What's her deal?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' She told me today that she thinks your baking has really improved lately.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, my baking, eh? I do enjoy baking every once and again.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Interesting. I'll take note of that. ''{pulls out a notepad and pen}'' So, what else do you do in your spare time?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I like to do the Jumble sometimes and-- Hey wait! I'm asking the questions here! So, who do you think would win in a fight: Strong Sad or The Cheat?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, man. That's not even fair. ''{cuts to a field with Strong Sad and The Cheat. As Homestar talks, what he says is added to the scene.}'' The Cheat would win with his hands duct-taped behind his back, and has little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Strong Sad can have a spear even. ''{The Cheat jumps on Strong Sad, knocking him down, and the spear flies behind the Cheat, cutting the duct tape from his hands as it sticks in the ground. The Cheat then removes the duct tape from his eyes and grabs the spear.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' En garde?

''{cuts back to Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, good answer. We might have to set that up someday.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, it can only go down from here, so... get out of my face.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{outside prancing around.}'' La-da-dee-la-da-da-da-da-do.

== Fun Facts ==
*The marshmallow place they are at is called "[[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]" which is also the name of an old toon, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]], in which Homestar and Pom-Pom were also at a marshmallow stand.
*Note that the ashtray doesn't rotate with the rest of the room.
*We finally get to see how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves... somewhat.
*This is also the first time that Homestar's speech impediment ''and'' lack of arms are explicitly mentioned.
*In the "In Search of the Yello Dello" DVD commentary, Strong Bad states that he has never worn oven mitts. However, he does enjoy baking, as revealed by this cartoon.
*Strong Bad mentions that he enjoys doing Jumbles. This is also revealed in the e-mail "Caper," where Strong Bad and The Cheat break into Homestar's house to steal his jumbles.
*The room in which Strong Bad is typing on a type writer is the same as Dangeresque's office in [[stunt double]] and [[dangeresque 3]].

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.html watch "The Interview"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.swf view the flash file for "The Interview"]

[[Category:Toons]][[Category:Shorts]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

for kids

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:51:43 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail110.png|thumb|right|"Okay, kids, we're gonna play ''Where's The Cheat!''"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #110'''

Allison wonders what a Strong Bad television series would be like.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homsar]], [[The King of Town]]

'''Date:''' August 9, 2004

== Transcript ==
''{We see Strong Bad at the Compy 386 playing Peasant's Quest. He has a score of -38 and is in the area with Kerrek.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, let's see here... ''{typing}'' Make friends with Kerrek. ''{A message pops up. It reads "The Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants." His score also drops to -40.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the!? ''(presses enter}'' Um... ''{typing}'' Buy Kerrek a cold one. ''{Kerrek smashes him on the head. There is another message. It reads "The Kerrek is a Teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead." His score also drops to -45.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?! Oh man... Stupid game! ''{types "quit." a message says "You quitter."}'' I guess I should do the thing that I do. ''{pulls up the a> sign and types "strongbad_email.exe"}'' ''{Reading}''

<pre>Coolest guy ever - - - Strong Bad,
I've been wondering if you ever
thought of making your own television
series? Kids everywhere would love
you, and your awesomeness.

Allison , NJ</pre>

''{instead of saying "- - -", he mumbles "henna" three times. After reading his own name, he stops reading and says, "Whoa! Three hennas! Must be an important one!" Then he continues reading. After the comma, he says "unnecessary comma," and he pronounces "Allison" as "All is on"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Television?!! Kids?!! Wait, do you people think I'm intended for children? Like, the littlest, tiniest babies? You know, that watch those shows on public television. I don't think I'm cut out for that type of sugarjob.

''{Cut to a piece of yellow paper used for teaching Kindergartners writing. Strong Bad is super-imposed on it with a bazooka gun, a monster with horns, a bunny with fangs, and a creature that resembles a man sticking its tongue out are drawn in crayon around him.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Smiling beatifically}'' Okay, kids, we're gonna play "Where's The Cheat?". Can you say, "a-The Cheat"?

'''KIDS:''' ''{half incoherent}'' The Cheat. ''{one child mumbles}'' Christopher Columbus.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Not good enough. F minus minus. ''{"F--" appears on the screen. A buzz sound is heard. Cut back to Strong Bad. Behind him are a tree and an open box. A toilet is in front of him.}'' All right, dumb children. ''{rubs his hands together}'' Find The Cheat! ''{The Cheat comes out from behind the box.}''

'''KIDS:''' ''{say things like "There he is," or "Right there." They continue saying this.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, no, he's behind the box. ''{Turns around and points to The Cheat}'' No, uh, he's not even ''behind'' the box, he's barely ''obscured'' by the box. ''{turns around}'' Look, ''The Cheat is behind the freaking box!!'' ''{Kids stop talking and the music soundtrack screeches to a halt. Strong Bad comes closer to the viewer.}'' HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!![[#Footnote|(1)]] ''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Compy 386}''


'''STRONG BAD:''' So, you can see how that might be less than pleasant. What with all the letter writing and the angry mothers and the subsequent stringing me up in town square for all to see. But you know who's a natural for that sorta thing? None other than America's favourite blue midget Homestar: Homsar!!

''{Cut to an all-white scene. Homsar comes through a faraway door. He walks closer to the viewer and stops.}''

'''KIDS:''' What do you know, Haddi-man?

'''MAN:''' ''{As the words are sung, they are shown one by one at the bottom of the viewer's screen. Homsar rides by in a boat with a flag. The background is green with flowers. His shirt says "if you lived here you'd be home"}'' We'll have an adventure, and several long trips. We'll make some new friends ''{Children appear behind Homsar}'' and maybe get a bite to eat!! ''{An orange with "abc" on it appears behind Homsar. A lot of Homsars now appear and disappear.}'' All 'cause we say, ''{A red Homsar with a flag appears. White liquid spills onto the screen. A logo that says "Whaddaya know, Haddi-man? with a Homsar on it appears.}''

'''KIDS:''' What do you know, Haddi-man?

'''HOMSAR:''' DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy totebag!

''{Cut to a tan scene. Homsar disappears and reappears in various places, making raspberry noises. When he stops, "g" appears in front of him.}''

'''KIDS:''' A "G"!

'''HOMSAR''': I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!

'''KIDS:''' A "G"!

''{Cut to a purple background with a person playing a guitar on a chair wearing sneakers. As the words are sung, they appear on the screen.}''

'''MAN:''' Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three.

'''HOMSAR:''' That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?

'''KIDS''': ''{shouts of approval}''

''{Cut to a purple place. Now we see two of the guitar-playing people, one superimposed over the other. Again, as the words are sung, they appear on the screen.}''

'''MAN:''' Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three.

''{One of the guitarists is suddenly upside-down. The song repeats.}''

'''MAN:''' Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three.

''{Cut back to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Good gravy. I've got two words for the children that are raised on that crap: HELD. BACK. ...REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS. THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME.

''{The paper comes down}''

== Footnote ==
(1) There has been ensuing debate over whether Strong Bad says "dogs" or "dolls" at this point. A poll conducted about this seems to point toward "dogs" being most accepted as correct

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the words "good gravy" to see the KOT's new food product.
*Also at the end click "crap" to see a CD jewel case and hear a sample of All is On's album.

== Fun Facts ==
*The Party Mix CD with the song "[[All Is On]]" is a parody of the various "Kidz Bop!" and other 'kid-safe' albums. The spine of the CD reads "Songs we found on the street". "All is on" is also how Strong Bad pronounces the name of the sender.
*You can click on the All is on easter egg then click on the CD case then the easter egg case to have the all is on song singing over itself.
*Strong Bad refers to hosting a kids' show as a "sugarjob," echoing the email [[sugarbob]].
*The item on the top left corner of Strong Bad's show looks like the [[Wikipedia:Super NES|SNES]] accessory [[Wikipedia:Super Scope|Super Scope]].

=== [[Peasant's Quest]] ===
*The commands Strong Bad uses were not originally part of the game but were added after this email debuted.
*It is impossible to get a negative score in the real game.
*If you look carefully, you can see that the [[Kerrek]] isn't walking around in the "Kerrek tracks" area.
*Kerrek is a teetotaller confirming that [[Cold One]]s are alcoholic.

=== Strong Bad's Show ===
*The fake show hosted by Strong Bad is a spoof of many children's shows; the kids heard shouting the answers to Strong Bad's questions are taken from the show [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163929/ Blue's Clues]. Strong Bad's show is actually a curious reversal of Blue's Clues; in Blue's Clues the kids know all the answers but the host is completely clueless.
*One of the crayon drawings in Strong Bad's show looks similar to [[Dijjery-Doo]].
*The drawing in top right corner of Strong Bad's show is the gelatinous monster from [[kids' book]].
*The positions of the crayon graphics in the first scene are all rearranged when the scene zooms in on SB's face.
*Strong Bad's game of 'Where's The Cheat?' with the children is likely a reference to the cartoon [[Where's The Cheat?]], as well as the contemporary Sesame Street segment "Journey to Ernie," in which children are encouraged by Big Bird to figure out behind which piece of bluescreen scenery Ernie is hiding.

=== Homsar's Show/[[Whaddya Know, Haddi-Man?]] ===
*The way Homsar enters and walks closer to the viewer is from the British kids' show "Bod". This is likely, as [[TBC]] have claimed that [http://www.retrocrush.com/homestar/index2.html Bod was one of their influences.]
*The opening theme/scene of Homsar's show has some similarities to the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney.
*The noise Homsar makes when he teleports around sound like the PBS show [http://pbskids.org/boohbah/boohbah.html Boobah].
*When Homsar talks after the G shows up (complete with various head movements and hat flyings, as per usual), his shadow stands still.
*The Guitar Playing Man is possibly a reference to folk singer [http://www.james-taylor.com James Taylor] who made numerous appearances on childrens TV Program [http://pbskids.org/sesame/ Sesame Street] often singing educational songs. The Man is also similar in appearance to James Taylor, for example on the [http://www.james-taylor.com/gallery/Gorilla.jpg Gorilla album cover.]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail110.html watch "for kids"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail110.swf view the flash file for "for kids"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=459 forum thread re: "for kids"]

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stunt double

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:34:41 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail80.png|thumb|Dangeresque and Renaldo]]

'''StrongBadEmail #80'''

Louis wonders if Strong Bad has ever used a stunt double. Strong Bad responds by showing clips from his latest movie, "Dangeresque 2: ''This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1.''"

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]/[[Dangeresque]], [[Coach Z]]/[[Renaldo]], [[Strong Mad]]/[[Killingyouguy]] (possibly), [[Strong Sad]] (stunt double), [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]]/[[Unnamed Bad Guy]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]]/[[Cutesy Buttons]]

== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.

''{reading}''

<pre>Hello Strong Bad,
I'm a long time watcher first time
writer. I was wondering if you ever
use a stunt double.

Your whatever,
Louis</pre>

''{After reading "long time watcher first time writer," Strong Bad says "Ooh, an LTWFTW." He also reads "I was wondering" as "I was just wondering" and pronounces "Louis" as "Luis. Er, Lewis. Louie."}''

'''STRONG BAD''': {''typing''} A stunt double?!? No way, Lucy! Only big wusses and lesser wimps use stunt doubles. I've always done my own stunt work. Check me out in this summer blockbuster we just finished. It's called Dangeresque 2: ''This time, it's not Dangeresque 1.''

''{A cue card is held up with the title: "Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1." Then a newspaper is shown. The headline has been covered with a piece of paper that says: "MISSING TAPE STOLEN. Dangeresque seen on the case. For real." Cut to an office scene with Strong Bad, wearing sunglasses, and Coach Z, wearing a turban.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': It's not going to be easy finding that missing tape.

'''COACH Z''': Well, Dangeresque, if anyone can do it, I'm sure you can.

'''STRONG BAD''': You're right, Renaldo. But the elevator's broken in this building. So I'm gonna have to jump! ''{makes a jumping motion}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad, wearing a paper bag on his head and oven mitts, standing on top of a ladder on the roof of Bubs' Concession Stand. He is pushed off and falls into a wading pool marked "shark pond." He walks out, and the shot is then edited so that it's Strong Bad walking away. Cut to Strong Bad's basement, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Either give me that tape, or punch me in the face.

''{Strong Mad punches. Edit to Strong Sad, who gets punched in the face and goes flying back. We hear a crashing sound. Cut to the field. Strong Bad is holding a mirror. Behind him are the missing tape and Homestar.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Where is that tape?

''{Homestar realizes he can be seen and moves away. Cut to Bubs, wearing a monocle and holding The Cheat.}''

'''BUBS''': Welcome to oblivion, Danger-skew! ''{pulls a lever}''

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the field, then edit to Strong Sad. A [[Heavy Lourde]] falls on Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': It's what I like to call a broken neck.

''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field.}''

'''MARZIPAN''': I won't watch you die, Dangeresque.

'''STRONG BAD''': Don't worry, Cutesy Buttons. Tonight, dying's not on the menu. So I'm gonna have to jump!

''{Strong Sad is once again pushed off of Bubs' Concession Stand. This time the pool is marked "Pie Factory." Edit to Strong Bad walking away. Cut back to the office.}''

'''COACH Z''': Sounds pretty dangerous.

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{turns around}'' No. Sounds... Dangeresque.

''{Cut back to the Compy.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Okay, you can all return from the edge of your seats. Wow, watching that gives me goosebumps every time, man. I mean, the stunts I do are so ''{pause}'' done by me. And remember to watch out in June 2004 for ''{stops typing as a logo appears for:}'' "Dangerseque 3: ''The Criminal Projective.''" In 3D! ''{"3D" is added to the logo and the screen becomes drawn in red and blue lines, like a 3D movie.}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the very end be sure have your 3D glasses ready and click on the big "3D" part of the logo.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! I'm in 3D! Check out all my dimensions. I got height... width... and now, for a limited time only... depth!
*After the 3D spiel, be sure to click on the words "watch out" for some more 3D madness!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Who needs diskettes? ''{flings floppy disks at the camera}'' Brreow, brreow, brreow! ''{Holds up another floppy}'' Hey, you want this disk? ''{pulls it back}'' Well you can't have it! ''{holds it up again}'' No you j' di' take it. ''{pulls it back}'' No you can't have it. ''{taunts the viewer by holding up and pulling back the floppy repeatedly}'' No-- don't-- take-- have it.

== Fun Facts ==
*The theme from the summer blockbuster "Dangeresque 2: This Time It's Not Dangereque 1" (instrumental bits of which can be heard in the email) is featured on the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]].
*The title of the newspaper is "The Local Newspapes."
*The newspaper article reads:
:''The Lemmer was treated for polar bear related injuries shortly after the 4th inning shenanigans. Officials say the bear 'wandered on down' from the North Pole with rich, creamy nougat on its mind. Nay-sayers have dismissed this as dismissable citing, "I think it might be just an inflatable polar bear, actually." The young gun was unavailable for a Young Guns 2 screening that took place in my basement a few months ago and I haven't forgiven him since. Seriously, Mark, I don't know what's up. We used to be so close and now you're acting all''
:*This is accompanied by a picture of some Atlanta Braves players on a baseball field with a polar bear digitally added in the background.
*"The Lemmer" in the above article is a reference to Mark [[LEMKE]].
*When Strong Sad falls into the wading pool the second time, watch the label very closely. It says "pie factory," but just for a split second it says "shark pond" and then changes back to "pie factory."
*Strong Sad is wearing the oven mitts from the [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD|In Search Of The Yellow Dello]] cartoon, the [[Homestar Quiz]] and [[halloweener]].
*The baseball field in the newspaper photo is Fenway Park.
*Bubs mispronounces Dangeresque's name as "Danger-skew," as though trying to read it phonetically and failing horribly.
*Bubs is holding The Cheat the same way that Ernst Blofeld/Number 1 (of the Bond movies), Dr. Claw (of Inspector Gadget), and Dr. Evil (of Austin Powers) hold their cats.
*When Strong Bad walks away from the wading pool, you can see one of Strong Sad's oven mitts sticking out from behind the building.
*In the 3D Easter egg, if you put 3D glasses on, Strong Bad is actually in 3D.

== DVD Version ==
*The way to access the Easter eggs has changed slightly. The Strong Bad icon on the center-right takes you to the first Easter egg, while the Strong Bad icon on the center-left takes you to the flying diskettes.
*The DVD version features hidden creator's commentary. To acccess it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
**Note that the actual cartoon dialogue in the background is improperly synced to the toon during the commentary.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail80.html watch "stunt double"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail80.swf view the flash file for "stunt double"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category: Dangeresque]]
[[Category:Dangeresque Filmography]]
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]]

date

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:30:27 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail81.png|thumb|The date on display]]

'''StrongBadEmail #81'''

Somebody asks Strong Bad what a date with Homestar and Marzipan is like. The chilling result gives everyone the jibblies.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mimicking typing noises}'' Dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub dub DIB! Ticka.

''{reading}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

Here's a question for ya. What do you
think happens when Homestar and
Marzipan go on a date?

Dynomite
Boston, MA</pre>

''{Strong Bad doesn't say MA, he says "And the state Boston's in."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know I've done a lotta thinking on the subject. And yes, Boston, you guessed it, it gimme the jibblies. So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the ''{begins running a program and says}'' Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR! ''{the game loads up}'' Using the most state-of-the-art polygoniest technologies, we can see what an actual date with Marzipan and Homestar Runner would be like without the risk of personal injury. Or vomiting. I think it would go a little something... a-like-a-dis-a.

''{We're in the game. 3D, polygon-heavy images of Marzipan and Homestar are there, each with different options for things they can say. Strong Bad clicks on various words.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' DUH!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' FUH! DUH! DUH!

'''MARZIPAN:''' BUH! DUH! FUH! Strong Bad is on point!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' FUH!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{back to typing}'' So that gives you a pretty good idea of the lurking horrors. But to really experience it firsthand we'd need to like, get the Cheat to hide some kinda hidden camera, you know, in maybe that marshmallow place they always go to. So, we did. Let's check it out!

''{cut to a TV labeled "Strong Bad's New Secret Security Camera Monitor." It turns on, and we see a low-quality black-and-white feed of Homestar and Marzipan on a date.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay, okay! Let's play again! What do you think I'll say next? Sid Hoffman, or Sid Frenchman?

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is the dumbest game I've ever played.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, c'mon! You're just being sore because you're losin'.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Okay, I'll go with Sid Hoffman.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sid Hoffffff-Frenchman! Sorry! You lose again. I said Sid Frenchman.

'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, you said Sid Hoffrenchman. That was not even a choice.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, geez. I don't think I can handle much more of this. Let's see what else we got on the tube.

''{Strong Bad changes the channel to CAM 2, where we see the camera being smashed repeatedly in Strong Sad's face by Strong Mad. It turns out to be a hidden camera in Strong Mad's ring.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Ow! Please! Quit! Punching! Me in the face! Since when did you start wearing a class ring?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, beautiful!

'''STRONG SAD:''' With a camera in it?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work, big bro! ''{changes to CAM 3, a view of Strongbadia.}'' Everything seems to be in order in Strongbadia. ''{The Cheat walks into the sight of the camera.}'' Oh! Perfect timing. Check out my security counter-measures. ''{The Cheat touches the tire and is instantly electrocuted. A cardboard cut-out of a bear holding a shark springs up and the Cheat screams and runs away.}'' Bwahaha! Look at the little guy run! The Cheat totally freaks out whenever he sees a bear holding a shark. ''{Strong Bad switches back to CAM 1. Homestar is now kicking Marzipan in the shins.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{kicking Marzipan under the table}'' Hey Marzipan, can you feel that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What IS that?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well, you're kicking me in the shins.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I think I'd remember something like that.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys. We also switched Homestar Runner's gourmet coffee with super mud! ''{Homestar takes a sip of his "coffee" and spits it all into Marzipan's face. He then continues to kick her.}'' Whoa-ho-ho! That's great! ''{resumes typing}'' Marzipan's gotta face fulla super mud and I'm feelin' fine. The paper, would you bring this fine email to a close?

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta go reset that bear-shark. You guys can play that game if you want.

''{Strong Bad types "a> run hsamerdsxr.eve" and leaves.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the words "Lurking Horrors" to see a pulsating "Lurking Horrors" logo.
*At the end, Click on "Marzipan's" to more of what goes on an a Homestar and Marzipan date.
:''{Cut to the camera footage of Marshmallow's Last Stand.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chun king! Chun king!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar...
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chun king! Chun king!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, what are you doing?
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chun king! Chun king! Chun king! Chun king! Chun king!
:'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Stop it. You're getting on my nerves.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm ''trying'' to order the chun king.
*Click on the words "Super Mud" to see a can of it.
*Click on the words "That Game" to play [[Homestar's 'Sid' Game|Homestar's "Sid" game]]. (Yes, you can guess right.)
*Click on "hsramerdsxr.exe" to play Strong Bad's "H*R and Marzipan Dating Simulation XR"

== Fun Facts ==
*You can cheat on the Sid game by clicking the other answer before Homestar says it.
*The bear holding the shark is possibly a reference to the book, ''Bear v. Shark'', by Chris Bachelder. In it there is a discussion of a bear throwing a shark.
*The Cheat touching the [[Tire]] may be a reference to the email "[[i rule]]".
*Strong Bad has hidden video cameras in [[Strongbadia]] and [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place) | Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. [[The Cheat]] also [[huttah!|has one]] in the [[Computer Room]].
*In the Dating Sim, Homestar speaks in his [[Powered by The Cheat]] voice.
*When Marzipan blinks on the closed-circut TV, her eyes revert back to their regular color.
*Marzipan has legs, apparently.
**She denies this in the DVD commentary, though.
*The [[Compy 386]] seems to have a mouse in this e-mail.
*"Jibblies" is a reference to the e-mail [[your friends]].
*Strong Bad's delivery of the word "Dynomite" is a reference to the popular catchphrase from the '70s TV series "Good Times."
*The table appears to be levitating, as there is no leg in the middle holding it up. You might think that Marzipan's dress is concealing it, but when Homestar kicks Marzipan in the shins her dress moves to the right just enough to show that there is no leg.
*The noise in the lurking horrors easter egg is the same in the secret eating banner in [[Meet Marshie]].

== DVD Version ==
*To access the Lurking Horrors and Super Mud easter eggs, use the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The Dating Sim XR game is disabled for obvious reasons.
*The Sid Hoffman/Sid Frenchman Easter Egg is still accessable, though it's now a video clip instead of an interactive game.
*The DVD version features hidden commentary by Mike, Matt, and Marzipan. To acccess it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.

== See also ==

*[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]

== External Links ==
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail81.html watch "date"]
*[http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail81.swf view the flash file for "date"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Game Emails]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

Lappy 486

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:09:45 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail119.PNG|left|thumb|The Lappy 486.]]
[[Image:lappyemail.png|right|thumb|Lappy 486's email client]]

The '''Lappy 486''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s third and current computer, and is manufactured by [[Compy, Inc]]. It replaced the [[Compy 386]] after it was infected with 423,827 viruses and shotgunned by [[Bubs]].

The Lappy 486 has a more modern email program with a subject line, a reply pane, and easy-access buttons: Reply, Forward, Delete, Save, Computer, and Image. However, when Strong Bad clears the screen, all of it disappears and he continues typing.

Strong Bad describes its startup noise as "classy." His attempt to repeat it is quite out of tune.

==Quick Facts==

'''Debut''': First seen in [[Strong Bad Email]] 119, "[[animal]]." First mentioned by [[The Brothers Chaps]] in the "[[invisibility]]" DVD commentary.

'''Features''':
:*42 pounds!!
:*2MB Hard Drive!
:*"Several" Color Monitor
:*Warning: Five Minute Battery Life (Strong Bad said it is "One half of ten minutes" - evidence shown in [[part-time job]])
:*512 K RAM
:*"Finally, a computer for your lap!"—Compy

'''Screen Ratio''': (aspect ratio) is 1.67 (width): 1 (height), as opposed to a normal screen of 1.3:1 and a widescreen of 1.85:1.

'''Interactive Feature''': Clicking on the Lappy's screen simulates the effect seen on laptop LCDs: applied force moves the liquid inside (a Liquid Crystal Display), causing a "wave" of distorted colors. Unlike the Compy 386, the Lappy features no "back" button. This is also Strong Bad's first computer without contrast buttons besides the polish [[Block]].

[[Category:Computers]]

Lappy 486

slash — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:09:31 GMT

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part-time job

slash — Thu, 06 Jan 2005 02:10:16 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail121.PNG|thumb|Look out for Number 1! ]]

'''Strong Bad Email #121'''

Strong Bad proves he does more than just write e-mails, by showing everyone his part-time job!

'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]

'''Date:''' January 3rd, 2005

== Transcript ==

''{As usual, Strong Bad is in front of his Lappy, checking his e-mail. Judging from the view of the room we can see around the Lappy, he does not seem to be at his desk, as he usually would be.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
<pre>subject: besides..
Dear Strongbad,
Do you do anything besides checking e-mails?

Sincerely, Hunter</pre>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Waudju- gighi- ikuh... What do you mean do I do anything besides checking e-mails. 'Course I freakin' do! I do everything! Always! ''{clears the screen}'' Nature walks, Meet N' Greets, Bus Chucker Club, The League of Me and The Cheat Ice Cream Socials. Shut up! I even have a part-part-part-part-very part-time job, to which I am currently 15 minutes late.

''{Cut to the lower area of Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad has apparently been checking this e-mail under Marzipan's kitchen table. Homestar walks in, and is holding a tennis ball.}''

''{Strong Bad looks around in a panicked way.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': This is perfect! Just perfect! I couldn't be happier with my new invention! I'll call it... the Super Question Machine!

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{whispering}'' I gotta try to sneak out of here without Homestar noticing me.

''{Homestar sets his "invention" down on the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I gotta think of some kind of diversion...

''{The Cheat walks in, humming to himself, wearing a top hat entitled "Tito" and a bowtie, and holding a cane. Homestar turns around to look at him. The camera pans left. The Cheat begins doing a dance.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, wow! What a great new invention!

''{Strong Bad crawls out from under the table, and gives The Cheat the thumbs up.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work, The Cheat!

''{He proceeds to crawl away, while The Cheat's still humming.}''

''{Cut to Bubs' empty concession stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{quietly while peeking out from the corner}'' This is perfect! Bubs must be passed out on the floor again.

''{Strong Bad disappears behind the screen, and begins walking toward the Stand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Comin' in to work on time..

''{Bubs pops up from under the counter. Strong Bad lets out a short yell.}''

'''BUBS:''' Aha!

'''STRONG BAD:''' {''Yells, then stutters a little.''}

'''BUBS:''' Late again, Strong Bad. I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Quickly}'' But Mr. Bubs, I was just-

'''BUBS:''' ''{Interrupts}'' Wastin' time on that email show of yours again. That mess'll never get you anywhere!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes it will! You'll see! I'm gonna be big one day. I'm gonna be a famous email checker.

'''BUBS:''' And I'm gonna be two times two. Now put on your uniform and get to work!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna be ''what''?

''{The screen fades out and resumes to Strong Bad wearing a combination of a sad clown and a hotdog costume in front of Bubs' stand. Strong Bad is holding a paper, and a stack of papers sits next to him.}''

''The papers all say:''

<pre>GET YOU A FREE CUP OF ICE WITH PURCHASE OF DELUXE CUP OF ICE OF EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE
BUBS' CONSESSION STAND</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! Come on down to Bubs' and get you a free cup of ice with purchase of deluxe cup of ice for equal or lesser value.

'''BUBS:''' No, no. Work it, son, work it!

''{Strong Bad begins dancing and humming.}''

'''BUBS:''' That's it, that's it! Look out for Number 1!

''{Coach Z walks in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey, it's the hot dog clown! What fun!

''{Pom Pom's silhouette merges in.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pom Pom, take a picture of me with the hot dog clown. It'll be classic!

''{Pom Pom bubbles, and takes out a camera. A huge flash is seen, and a camera shutter sound is heard. Coach Z falls over, leaning on Strong Bad.}

''{The camera zooms in to Bubs.}''

'''BUBS:''' Pictures with the tragic clown dog ain't free! Fifty bucks! Sixty bucks! Get back here and let me confiscate your film.
'' {The camera zooms back out to the four of them.}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{running}'' Charge, Pom Pom! ''{He and Pom Pom run off screen.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a great day at Bubs' Concession Stand! Sign up now for giving us money.

'''BUBS:''' Now isn't this better than sitting at your desk answerin' emails?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Actually I was sitting under a kitchen table this week and.. uh oh! The Lappy's probably almost out of juice! I need to get back and end this email! Uhh.. say Bubs, I'm gonna need now off. Is that cool?

'''BUBS:''' Is Strong Sad cool?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh come on.

'''BUBS:''' You know all my policies! I'm not running a country club, you know.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay then I quit.

'''BUBS:''' Fine! But don't even think about swiping that costume!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You made me buy this costume, remember?

'''BUBS:''' Oh. Right. Well then pleasure doing business with you.

''{Strong Bad runs off in the costume.}

''{We cut back to the kitchen, where The Cheat has fallen over, still humming, and Homestar is standing over him. Strong Bad crawls back in.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' This is the most amazing undersea epic ever filmed.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' See, Hunter? I got all types of stuff going on. I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are. I'm like a hundredaire socialite out on the sce-

''{The Lappy powers down.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh great. The battery ran out. I gotta figure out a way to end this email.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah you do.

''{Cut to [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]. Strong Bad slaps a paper on it with some text and a picture of him on it.}''

<pre>yeah buddy,
i have muscles!

ps: preeeeow</pre>

''{The Paper DOES NOT come down on its own!}''

== Easter Eggs ==
* Click on "Bus Chucker Club" to see a post-it of Strong Bad's member badge.
* Click on "preeeeow" to make [[The Paper]] come down.
* Click on the microwave's "Broast" button to see "[[Hundredaire Socialite|Hundredaire Socialite magazine]]", featuring "The Brains Behind [[Videlectrix]]".
* Click on the "Power" button to watch an extra scene with Strong Bad and Bubs.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
''{Cut to Bubs on the Stage from [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. We see a pamphlet:}''
<pre> T H E A T E R
Dreamaway
Johnny

A Sweet 3-Acter
Directed by Strong Bad
Starring:
Strong Bad and Buh-Hubs, man</pre>

''{The pamphlet zooms out. We see Bubs is standing in front of a cut-out of his stand reading MR LEGARM'S Bubs Stand. Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''BUBS AS MR. LEGARM:''' Well look who decided to show up. Fifth time this week, Johnny.

'''STRONG BAD AS JOHNNY:''' Oh I'm sorry Mr. Legarm. Honest I am! I just-

'''MR. LEGARM:''' ''{interrupting}'' You just what? Lost track of time?

'''JOHNNY:''' Yes sir. Only I wouldn't have to worry about that if I could just get the Johnny-Tron working.

'''MR. LEGARM:''' You still wastin' time workin' on that time machine, Johnny? That's a pipe dream, son! Your future's here at the shop. Now sweep up! I got customers to tend to.

'''JOHNNY:''' You'll see. Someday... someday...

''{Music starts, and a spotlight goes over to Strong Bad.}''

'''JOHNNY:''' ''{singing}'' When all my dreams come.. truuuuuuuuue.

''{Upon singing the word "true", Strong Bad is somehow able to sing an entire harmony. The audience claps; the curtain closes.}''

== Fun Facts ==
* There are two theories on the names of buttons on Homestar's microwave oven. One is that broasting is a style of cooking popular in the American Midwest. A [http://www.broaster.com Broaster] is basically a pressure deepfryer for cooking battered chicken. The other is that 'Broast' and 'Boil' are a play on the 'Roast' and 'Broil' buttons that exist in some ovens.
*The "Hundredaire Socialite magazine" easter egg features the familiar faces of [[The Brothers Chaps|Mike and Matt Chapman]]; the photo is from [[Peasant's Quest Preview]].
*The clock on Mrs. Bennedetto is stuck on 9:48.
*The Cheat wearing the top hat may be a reference to [[theme park]].
*Buh-Hubs is a reference to [[big white face]].
*This time when one of the caracters breaking the fourth wall when Strong bad peeks around the black. If you view the flash file you can see he really is looking around the black and not another object that is there. Unless he is behind an active camaflouge wall: [[Image:part-time-job-screenshot.jpg|Active Camaflouge Strong Bad]]
*The paper [[Strong Bad]] is holding says almost the exact same thing Strong Bad is saying.
===Other things of interest ===
*Bubs has apparently discontinued his "free weekly spamvertisements" from [[unused emails]], from which Strong Bad was making $1250 (5000 emails x a quarter each) every time he sold a disk of addresses.
*Notice Bubs' promotion is the opposite of what would be sensible: You get can get two cups of ice while paying only for the one that costs less or the same. This is the same kind of logic which allows [[The King of Town]] to have "earned a free combo meal by purchasing one of equal or lesser value".
*You can still make the circles appear on the LCD screen when the power shuts off.
*You can keep clicking on "preeow" to make the Paper come down again and again.
*"What do you mean do I do anything besides checking e-mails" is a question and Strong Bad didn't use a question mark. (Which frankly is pretty disappointing, considering the vocal work done on the grammar songs in [[local news]].)
*"Hundredaire" was also used in the email "[[suntan]]"
* "preeeeow" is what Strong Bad says in [[autobiography]] and [[haircut]], when attempting to prompt the printer to print out [[The Paper]].
*The confused sounds Strong Bad makes at the beginning of the cartoon are almost identical to the ones he utters near the end of [[Everybody to the Limit]]
*This email is the first to show the back of the Lappy. It is the 3rd time Strong Bad has checked his email in an unusual place; he has also checked his e-mail on Pom-Pom's Pom Pilot in [[the bird]] and later on The Cheat's iMac in [[weird dream]].
*The way Bubs' name is spelled in the program (Buh-hubs) is a reference to [[lunch special]], when Strong Bad had Bubs say his name slowly into a mirror.
**It could also be a reference to [[big white face]], because that's what Strong Bad typed into the Compy 386 when bringing up Bubs' picture.
*The "Johnny-Tron" time machine mentioned in the Easter Egg might be a reference to the "Chron-o-John" used in the LucasArts computer game "Day of the Tentacle". (The "Chron-o-John" was a time machine that looked suspiciously like an outhouse.)
*When Strong Bad says "I've got so many facets, you don't even know what facets are," he is referring to his description of Senor Cardgage in the email [[kind of cool]].
*When Strong Bad sings "When all my dreams come truuuuuuuuuuue." You can hear a strange very high pitched voice in the background if you listen hard enough.

== Glitches ==
* After watching the "Power easter egg," the paper comes down even though you haven't clicked on preeeow.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail121.html view "part-time job"] 
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail121.swf view the flash file for "part-time job"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1652 forum thread re: part-time job]
{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]]

Labor Dabor

slash — Sun, 02 Jan 2005 22:48:16 GMT

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[[Image:todaybor.PNG|thumb|"What's the big idea workin' on Labors Day?"]]

[[Homestar Runner]] makes sure that [[The Cheat]] won't work on Labor Day.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[The Cheat]], Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], Puppet [[Frank Bennedetto]]

'''Date:''' September 6, 2004

== Transcript ==
''{Ten chickens are assembled like bowling pins. A bowling ball strikes all of them with an explosion sound and "Hit 'em!" appears on screen. Shows that it is actually The Cheat making a movie. The screen in front of The Cheat shows a farmer say stee-rike in a speech bubble.}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{runs in''}. Alright yellow man! ''{hits The Cheat with wooden spoon}'' What's the big idea workin' on Labors Day?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Third-style Private Bennedetto and I are out making sure nobody or their brother does any type of work at all today!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Stand down, citizen. You wanna have to give me five bucks?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something in inqusitive voice}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Todaybor Day is a Labor Day! Say it with me now, on three! Once, twice, three!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{with The Cheat saying it with him}'' ''{banner appears reading Todaybor Day is Labor Day!}'' Todaybor Day is a Labor-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Bennedetto starts popping some popcorn, surprising Homestar and The Cheat}'' Woh! Wah! Bennedetto! Did you get ahold of some bad corn-style rations? Keep that mess down, soldier! Keep it down! Crap! Crap! No! The Cheat, run for your life!

''{"Happy Labor Day!!" appears on a blue screen with some popcorn. Cut back to Homestar, The Cheat, and Bennedetto}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Eating some popcorn}'' Hey, this stuff's pretty good! Nice upchuck, Bennedetto!

''{"Ended." appears on red background with some popcorn}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing, voiceover}'' Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is a Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Daybor Day! Labor Day! Come on everybody it's Labor Day! Come on everybody it's a Labor Day!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on different popcorn at the end to see some bowling animations by The Cheat. (You can't click on them until [[Homestar Runner]] is done with his little tune) There are five in all.

==Fun Facts==
*Homestar's wooden spoon is drawn in; it would be hard to make it float in midair in front of homestar for real.
*The sign that says "Todaybor day is labor day" is also drawn in.
*Frank, presumed dead ([[army]]), is now revealed to be alive.
*This toon was called Labor Day when it originally premiered.
*It appears that The Cheat is making toons for use on bowling automatic scorers. Some scorers play such animations when someone gets a strike, spare, split, etc....

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/laborday.swf view the flash file for "Labor Dabor"]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]
[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestarmy Cartoons]]

Labor Dabor

slash — Sun, 02 Jan 2005 22:44:59 GMT

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[[Image:todaybor.PNG|thumb|"What's the big idea workin' on Labors Day?"]]

[[Homestar Runner]] makes sure that [[The Cheat]] won't work on Labor Day.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[The Cheat]], Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], Puppet [[Frank Bennedetto]]

'''Date:''' September 6, 2004

== Transcript ==
''{Ten chickens are assembled like bowling pins. A bowling ball strikes all of them with an explosion sound and "Hit 'em!" appears on screen. Shows that it is actually The Cheat making a movie. The screen in front of The Cheat shows a farmer say stee-rike in a speech bubble.}

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{runs in''}. Alright yellow man! ''{hits The Cheat with wooden spoon}'' What's the big idea workin' on Labors Day?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Third-style Private Bennedetto and I are out making sure nobody or their brother does any type of work at all today!

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Stand down, citizen. You wanna have to give me five bucks?

'''THE CHEAT''': ''{says something in inqusitive voice}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Todaybor Day is a Labor Day! Say it with me now, on three! Once, twice, three!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{with The Cheat saying it with him}'' ''{banner appears reading Todaybor Day is Labor Day!}'' Todaybor Day is a Labor-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Bennedetto starts popping some popcorn, surprising Homestar and The Cheat}'' Woh! Wah! Bennedetto! Did you get ahold of some bad corn-style rations? Keep that mess down, soldier! Keep it down! Crap! Crap! No! The Cheat, run for your life!

''{"Happy Labor Day!!" appears on a blue screen with some popcorn. Cut back to Homestar, The Cheat, and Bennedetto}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{Eating some popcorn}'' Hey, this stuff's pretty good! Nice upchuck, Bennedetto!

''{"Ended." appears on red background with some popcorn}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{singing, voiceover}'' Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day is a Labor Daybor! Todaybor Day! Labor Day! Daybor Day! Labor Day! Come on everybody it's Labor Day! Come on everybody it's a Labor Day!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on different popcorn at the end to see some bowling animations by The Cheat. (You can't click on them until [[Homestar Runner]] is done with his little tune) There are five in all.

==Fun Facts==
*Homestar's wooden spoon is drawn in; it would be hard to make it float in midair in front of homestar for real.
*The sign that says "Todaybor day is labor day" is also drawn in.
*Frank, presumed dead ([[army]]), is now revealed to be alive.
*This toon was called Labor Day when it originally premiered.
*It appears that The Cheat is making toons for use on bowling automatic scorers. Some scorers play such animations when someone gets a strike, spare, split, etc....

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/laborday.swf watch "Labor Dabor"]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]]
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]]
[[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestarmy Cartoons]]

Teen Girl Squad Issue 4

slash — Mon, 20 Dec 2004 18:58:31 GMT

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== Screenshot ==
http://img87.exs.cx/img87/3917/tgs4.png

== Summary ==
Cheerleader's totally bummed that school's happening again this year, So and So is falling head over heels for Brett Bretterson, and the other two are getting squished.

'''Page Title:''' TGS Tissue 4

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cool parents!}'' So and So! ''{student council}'' What's Her Face! ''{shop lifting?}'' The Ugly One! ''{prepaid lunch!}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.

'''THE OTHER THREE:''' SO GOOD!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Y'all are so wack.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Wiggidy-wack?

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Nope, just regular type.

'''SO AND SO:''' Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.

''{Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{Turns towards no one and says to thin air}'' Oh, Brett, there you are. Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{reading the caption above What's Her Face's bemused expression}'' Weirded out!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{walking obliviously towards the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit")'' Okay, let's go. ''{falls in}'' Ahhh! Go Growlbacks!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Yes ma'am.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Grood! ...I mean good. And great. ...Great and good.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Teehee.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' We're cool.

''{A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One. These are labelled "NO" and "YOU'RE NOT" respectively}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{As the objects fall}'' NO! YOU'RE NOT!

''{Cut to Cheerleader standing beside Quarterback}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' So Quarterman, how's about you and me?

'''QUARTERBACK:''' How's about you get some brains?

'''THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH:''' ''{in a cockpit on top of a giant, eyepatched brain}'' CEREBELLUM'D!

''{Cut to the bottomless spirit pit}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?...

...I love you too, Brett.

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!

== Easter Eggs ==
* At the end, if you click on the "o" in "over," you get a bonus skit with What's Her Face and The Ugly One trapped under NO pounds and YOU'RE NOT potatoes.
=== Transcription ===
:''{Cut to the scene with WHAT'S HER FACE trapped under NO pounds and THE UGLY ONE under YOU'RE NOT potatoes.}''
:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Cheerleader's gone.

:''{Slight pause.}''

:'''BOTH:''' I'll be the NEW LEADER!!

:''{Pause.}''

:'''BOTH:''' Okay, fine. I'll be the follower!

:''{Slight pause.}''

:'''BOTH:''' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' We really are cool--

:'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Shut up!

* At the end, if you click on the !, you get to hear So and So talk to herself some more.
=== Transcription ===
:''{Cut to the Fighting Growlbacks bottomless spirit pit.}''

:'''SO AND SO:''' Perhaps a single frito? ''{Pause.}'' Or a Rib-A-Q? ''{Pause.}'' Can someone send down my assignments? ''{Pause.}'' And Brett's assignments? ''{Pause.}'' Does anyone know what year it is?

== Fun Facts ==
*The cerebellum is the bottom rear section of the brain. Its function is disputed, but the two main theories are that it either functions as a regulator of the timing of movements, or that it is the brain's learning/encoding machine.
*The title of So-and-So's book changes throughout the toon. At first it says "subject", then "math types", and finally "poly-sci".
*This is one of the few TGSes where something other then a bird gets killed.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs4.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 4"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs4.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 4"]

{{Teen Girl Squad}}
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Cheerleader Filmography]][[Category:What's Her Face Filmography]][[Category:So and So Filmography]][[Category:The Ugly One Filmography]]

Homestar Presents: Presents

slash — Mon, 20 Dec 2004 18:39:23 GMT

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[[Image:xmas2004.png|thumb|I ran out of the house, naked somehow. ]]

Homestar does some last-minute Decemberween shopping.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homsar]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan]], [[Pom Pom]] (Easter Egg), [[The King of Town]] (Easter Egg), [[The Poopsmith]] (Easter Egg)

'''Page Title:''' White and Drifted Snow, Yo!

== Transcript ==
''{Wintery music plays as the camera zooms in on Homestar's clock; it flips from 9:59 to 10:00. Cut to Homestar Runner in bed yawning. Homestar sits up and looks out the window, and the music stops with a record needle sound.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! I set the alarm for 10 PM instead of AM again!

''{While Homestar says this, cut to outside Homestar's window looking in, then back inside again.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!

''{Another record needle sound as the camera focuses on a page-a-day calendar, which reads 'Dec. 25 - "The D'Ween, Yo."'}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! It's Decemberween already!

''{Homestar jumps out of bed and runs off, hitting the wall.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh crap! I ran into the door!

''{Homestar gets up and runs off again. The camera shakes to banging noises offscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dryly}'' Oh crap, I fell down the stairs.

''{Cut to outside Homestar's house. A pixelated Homestar leaps outside and looks around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sighing}'' And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.

''{Homestar looks up at the snow.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, but it ''is'' snowing.

''{Cut back to the calendar, over which the cartoon title appears, then to a mountain view with the the title "Blah blah blah - The Brothers Chaps", then to the side of a Decemberween-decorated side of Bubs' Concession Stand and the title "Vocal Styles by Missy & Matt", then finally to the Strongs' living room with the title "Here we go."}''

''{In the Strongs' living room, a toy set and present wrappings are on the floor. Strong Mad is tossing a rock with a winking face drawn on it and a ribbon up and catching it.}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' I love you, Tony Stony! ''{holding the rock in front of his face}'' No, I love you more!

''{The camera pans over to reveal Strong Bad playing with an extending claw toy in front of a box labelled "Grabbo Arm".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This thing is awesome. The Grabbo Arm demands respect. ''{to Strong Mad}'' I'd like to see somebody front on this. ''{calling}'' Hey, The Cheat!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{off-camera}'' Meh?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Grab ahold of that egg nog.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{off-camera}{"Okay" noise}''

''{The Cheat yelps as Strong Bad extends the Grabbo Arm to grab him, wearing antlers and holding a glass of egg nog.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, man.

''{Cut outside, to Homsar waving a paintbrush, standing next to a Salvation Army-like red pail with a sign over it reading "Baked Beans". Homestar runs by, then skids to a stop in the snow and turns around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Listen up, shortstop. I need some presents.

'''HOMSAR:''' Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhm, I don't know what any of that means, but I will make use of your complimentary spit bucket. Ah-ptoo!

''{Homestar spits into the bucket and runs off.}''

'''HOMSAR:''' You're a real state trooper.

''{Homestar runs across the countryside in silhouette, then to Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{quickly}'' Bubs I need to buy everyone and their brother a Decemberween present! ''{panting}''

'''BUBS:''' Running a little late, aren't we Homestar?

''{Zoom in on Homestar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've got an hour and forty-five minutes. What do you got?

'''BUBS:''' ''{motioning to his left}'' Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there. Gotta make room for the aught-five crap!

''{Homestar walks over to the box, clearly labelled "aught four crap", and kneels down. The camera switches to inside the box looking out.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, what do we got here? ''{pulls out electrical tape}'' Electrical tape? Pom-Pom loves electrical tape. What else, what else? ''{pulls out a steak knife}'' Ooh, rusty steak knife. That's got Coach Z written all over it.

''{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z is sitting on the bench in front of a TV dinner on a TV tray.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Ooh, salisbury steak. Ring ring! ''{Picks up a phone with frayed wires, not attached to anything}'' Helloar? Ooh, Mom! Well, a very cheery Decemberween to you too! ''{shakes his head}'' Oh, Dad, it's you. Sorry about that. Yes, sir, I cooked a turkey, with the gravied yams and stuffinged ham. No, I'm not alone. Yes, this phone is plugged in.

''{The lights suddenly go out.}''

'''COACH Z:''' Aww, crackles. ''{Dejectedly}'' I forgot to pay my bills again this year...

''{Cut back to Bubs' concession stand. Homestar pulls out a banana with an arrow through it.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Bubs, check this out. For the Poopsmith who has everything.

'''BUBS:''' You give me anything in that box, you'll be gettin' a kick in the skull with a ribbon on it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right right. Ribbons. Bubs loves ribbons. Lessee, Strong Sad. Don't need to worry about Strong Sad.

''{Cut to an old fashioned bathtub with chains holding the boards covering the top in place.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{(singing, from locked inside the tub)}'' One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher...

''{Cut to Marzipan's house, where she is sitting on the couch sporting lights in her hair.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' If Homestar doesn't get here soon with my present, I'm gonna' cook his goose.

''{Homestar runs in and trips, falling flat on his face in front of Marzipan. He gets up in a daze and hands Marzipan a wrapped present.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{groggily}'' Happy Decemberween, Marzi-man.

''{Homestar falls back on the floor and Marzipan opens the present.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{disappointingly}'' Wire cutters...?

''{Strong Bad walks in.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Foolish Homestar. Decemberween is not about getting people presents. It's about getting people ''good'' presents! ''Good presents!'' Not this last-minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{interrupting}'' Oh, Homestar, it's perfect!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' It is?

'''MARZIPAN:''' This is just what I need to free the baby seals from the crab traps down at the wharf. ''{singing to herself}'' Free the baby seals...

''{Marzipan walks off, smiling.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, shut my mouth.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well well, Strong-o Bad-o. Looks like the ol' captain of the team still has what it takes.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{brandishing his Grabbo Arm}'' Oh yeah? Well, the Grabbo Arm has what it takes, ''{extends the arm}'' and what it takes is Marzipan's purse.

''{The Grabbo Arm comes back with Marzipan's purse.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No skin off my back.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks! Have a nice last seven minutes of Decemberween, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{increduously}'' There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?! Oh, crap! I forgot to get everyone presents!

''{Homestar runs off again.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh, it goes on and on like this.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-camera}'' Oh, crap! There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?!

''{Homestar Runner runs back behind Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Seriously. Like until New Year's.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-camera}'' Oh, crap! there's only seven minutes left...

''{scene fades to black.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't know we had any wharfs.

''{The camera returns to Homestar's clock, which displays the number of minutes remaining until Decemberween/Christmas ends. The back button appears.}''


== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on "Homestar's Clock" at the end to see what happened to the three main characters left out of this toon.
:''{The King of Town, the Poopsmith, and Pom-Pom sit around a table in what is probably the King of Town's castle, two cans labeled "gravied yams" and "stuffinged ham" on the table. On the wall behind them is a sign that reads, "Left Out Characters' Support Group & Buffet."}''
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Pass the gravied yams, please. And don't bogart that stuffinged ham neither!

== Fun Facts ==
*Homestar says he set the alarm for ten PM even though no alarm went off, unless it plays the toon's theme song.
*The toy on the floor in the Strongs' living room is a [http://www.constructiontoys.com/store/capsela.php Capsela] set, a module-based construction set which can be used to make portable fans, real floating boats, all manner of wheel and caterpillar-driven vehicles, and even remote-controlled robots. It appears as though their set in particular was used to make a boat (the "balloon" capsules on the bottom are a dead giveaway).
*Strong Sad being locked in the bathtub is a reference to [[The Best Decemberween Ever]], when he says that's what his brothers do to him every Decemberween.
*The song Strong Sad sings in the bathtub is a reference to "One Night in Bangkok". It was a number one hit for Murray Head in 1984 and was composed and written by Benny Anderson and Bj�rn Ulvaeus of ABBA and Tim Rice. It is from the musical Chess. However, the lyric he sings was not part of the original song - the similar line is "One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble."
*At the end, [[Homestar's Clock]] shows how many minutes are left of Decemberween. The clock runs on your computer's clock and counts down to midnight on December 26. If the time runs out, the clock reads "It's Over", then starts over from 525,600 minutes left. You can also force it to say "It's Over" if you right-click on the toon and pick "Play" from the menu (only works if viewing the flash file directly).
*Homestar dressed in his pajamas with a cinnamon stubble is a reference to [[caper]].
*This is one of the very few times when we see the inside of Homestar's house, and the first time we see his bedroom. The others are [[radio]] and [[caper]]
*This episode marks [[Homsar]]'s first appearance in a Decemberween 'toon.
*There is a total of ten audible 'crap's in this cartoon. A new record?
*Homestar's T-shirt at the beginning is almost identical to the one Michael Jackson wears in the beginning of the "Beat It" video.
*The dripping during Strong Sad's scene is the same sound used in [[Main Page 14]].
*Homestar saying, "Oh cwap!" excitedly and then less and less excitedly is similar to [[The King Of Town DVD]], when he questions The King of Town's workers "I say.."

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas04.html watch "Homestar Presents: Presents"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/xmas04_mx.swf view the flash file for "Homestar Presents: Presents"]
*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=1544 forum thread re: "Decemberween Toon"]

[[Category:Holiday Toons]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]][[Category:Coach Z Filmography]][[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]][[Category:Marzipan Filmography]][[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]][[Category:The King of Town Filmography]][[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

island

slash — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 22:07:17 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail52.PNG|thumb|"Are we rescued yet?"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #52'''

Strong Bad imagines the lurking horrors of being stranded on an island with Homestar.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.

''{reading the email}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
What would you do if you where stuck
on a desert island with Homestar
Runner?

Yami Yugi
England</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "were" instead of "where".}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Yami Yugi, ''{says the name hesitantly}'' I suspect it would be like most cartoons. You know, we'd start to go nuts after a while, and I would look at Homestar and he would look like a big steak, and then Homestar would look at me and I'd look like, you know,...some kind of brownie sundae. So we'd chase each other around the island, trying to eat each other. And at some point my foot would look like a sandwich, and I would put salt on it and try to eat it, and it'd be like, "Ahh, it's my foot!" But that's a best case scenario. I'm sure in real life it would probably be much more annoying and painful with Homestar involved. ''{when he says "Homestar", he types "Dumpface"}''

''{cut to Homestar and Strong Bad on an island}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are we rescued yet?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna need to get rescued in a second if you don't quit asking me that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhhhhhhh... Hey, Strong Bad.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is there ice cream yet?

'''STRONG BAD:''' You're gonna need to get ice cream in a second if you don't quit asking me that. You know... 'cause I'm gonna hit you... and you'll need the ice cream... to stop the swelling.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Stinkoman.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... did you just call me Stinkoman?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes sir, I did.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Geez. You don't happen to have a gun on your side of the island, do you?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. Hey Strong Bad, check this out! ''{turns away}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, don't start with that...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Toons! ''{A ocean liner passes by with a loud "toot"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Games! ''{An angry-looking, red-eyed Moby Dick-style white whale, with harpoons embedded in its body, emerges from the left side of the water. It spurts water from its blowhole and then goes back into the water.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't do another -

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' E-mail! ''{A propeller plane with a "WEAR A BIKINI" banner attached to it flies by}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man, I love doing that. ''{A bottle is washed up on the island.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, check it out. A message in a bottle. ''{takes a piece of paper out of the bottle and reads it}'' What?

<pre> January 20, 1985
Super
XIX
Bowl
Stanford Stadium
Stanford, California
Miami San Francisco
VS.
Dolphins 49ers</pre>

Super Bowl Nineteen... Miami Dolphins vs. San Fransisco 49ers... ''{sarcastically}'' great.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We're saved!

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the worst deserted island ever.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of this one you can click on Strong Bad and Homestar to make them turn into various things.
** Strong Bad:
*** Cake
*** Hot dog
*** Plate of marshmallows, with a derby, eyepatch, and cigar from [[Meet Marshie]]
*** San Fransisco 49ers helmet
** Homestar:
*** Steak
*** Pancakes
*** Guitar from [[new hands]]
*** Miami Dolphins helmet

== Fun Facts ==
*The 49ers beat the Dolphins 38-16 in Super Bowl XIX.
*The name of the person who wrote the email, Yami Yugi, is also the name of a character from the popular anime series ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''
*When Homestar yells out, "Toons," "Games," and "E-mail", various things pop out of the water. This is a reference to [[Main Page 3]]. However, on the Main Page 3, the plane flies past when you hover over "Store" instead of "E-mail".
*Strong Bad says "Yami Yugi" easily when he reads the e-mail, but seems to have trouble the second time. Or maybe he just doesn't like Yu-Gi-Oh.
*Amazingly, Strong Bad misses the obvious opportunity to make fun of Yami Yugi's use of "where" in place of the correct "were."
*The name "Stinkoman" would be used in Japanese cartoon later on.

== DVD Version ==
*The DVD Version adds a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection when watching this email.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' Welcome back, I'm Matt Chapman.

'''MIKE:''' I'm my brother Mike.

'''MATT:''' What?

'''MIKE:''' Isn't, uh, sorry.

'''MATT:''' Yeah? Go ahead.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, I don't remember what I was going to say. I like this email, though. I like the, um, visuals.

'''MATT:''' This is a lot, this is pretty much referencing, I mean it's done a lot in cartoons, but there's that one Bugs Bunny where he's on the desert island with those two -- there's that one tall skinny guy and one fat short guy. That's where a lot of this comes from. I think they see each other as a steak and a hot dog. And I think that Bugs tricks one of them into eating his own foot at some point probably.

'''MIKE:''' This is the origin of the term Stinkoman too.

'''MATT:''' It's true. We were just screwin' around and I said the word Stinkoman.

'''MIKE:''' I think so. But I like that scene right there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, Mike keeps talking about wanting to revisit this little desert island scene.

'''MIKE:''' It might be revisited by the time you're listening to this commentary.

'''MATT:''' Not if I have anything to say about it.

'''MIKE:''' Matt hates me.

'''MATT:''' I'm just kidding. Look, there it was! Yeah, see?

'''MIKE:''' He did, yeah. You haven't got a baboon in your pocket, have ye?

'''MATT:''' There you go, Mike.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, thanks. I love this. Those's actually are incorrect, aren't they? That's not exactly what he does on that menu page.

'''MIKE:''' Oh, maybe, yeah, maybe not. Look at those clouds. They're a little different than usual, aren't they?

'''MATT:''' Maybe. Oh, that's nice, that's--I remember Scott Edwards was over for that one. I think it snowed.

'''MIKE:''' Dave Brown, eh--

'''MATT:''' And then it snowed and we didn't have to go to school the next day.

'''MIKE:''' I think you're right.

'''MATT:''' No, it was great.

=== Fun Facts ===
*The Bugs Bunny cartoon in particular that Matt and Mike refer to is called "Wackiki Wabbit"
*This island hasn't been reused yet, but judging by some of the foreshadowing on other commentaries, it probably will be

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail52.html watch "island"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail52.swf view the flash file for "island"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]

website

slash — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 21:53:16 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail51.PNG|thumb|300px|Strong Bad's totally awesome website]]

'''Strong Bad Email #51'''

Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==

''' STRONG BAD''': Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!

''{reading email}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I want to start a new website but I
don't have any ideas of what to do for
my website. I was wondering if you
could give me some ideas for my new
website. This website will be cool and
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.

Sincerely Yours:
James</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "Website. I mean, James" instead of just "James"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know James, I've been around this great, big internet a few times, so I know what I'm talking about, and I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals: ''{clears screen}'' First of all, you want to start out with a long flash intro. ''{stops typing}'' Like this one The Cheat made for me.

''{"The Cheat presents" on a black background appears on the screen, followed by two green bean-shaped eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, those are supposed to be my eyes, I think.

''{The eyes fade and the letters "SB" appear. "Strong" and "Bad" are inside each letter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' that stands for my name.

'' {The "S" and "B" turn into "The Web" in cursive} ''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The web.

''{"The Web" turns into "Welcomes 'u' '2'" with only letters going horizontally and vertically. The words "strong bad's cybersite" appear in red below "Welcomes 'u' '2'". A rainbow circle about 3/4 the size of the "2" comes and rolls in, stopping at the quotation mark before the "2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That little rainbow thing's kinda cool.

''{The word "cybersite" turns into rainbow colors. The words exit and a blackhole-kinda thing appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, go through the tunnel, oh look out!

''{As he says "Oh, look out!", a hand appears to punch you, and after it does, the word "OUCH!" appears above it. The words "Get on in!" appear in a long button.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you got punched! Aw, man, right in the face. ''{typing}'' Okay, next on the checklist: LOTS of animated GIFS! '' {He pronounces it gifs instead of jifs} '' ''{stops typing}'' or... jifs... or however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. But you want as many of those as possible. Especially the rotate-y kind. Those are awesome, man. Nobody gets tired of looking at those. ''{typing}'' So, then you can pretty much just pick whatever for your subject. It doesn't really matter as long as you got the rest of that stuff on there. ''{stops typing}'' I mean, ''{resumes typing}'' James, the internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. ''{stops typing}''I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat.

''{A picture of a cat lying on a football with red eye thinking "It's 4th and 10. Now WHERE'S MY SUPPER?!?" appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' or your The Cheat.

''{A picture of the cheat sleeping on a couch on its back on a couch thinking "It's 4th and 10. I hate cats."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, ''{typing}'' Who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan. ''{Stops typing}''Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage.

''{Strong Bad leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "Get on in" to go to Strong Bad's website.
*On Strong Bad's website, click on the mouse with the e-mail to go to the [[Email Processing Room]].
*If you click on a button thats says "ENTER," you will re-enter the same website. Because it uses frames so poorly, the website will reload inside one of its own frames.
*At the very bottom of Strong Bad's page there is an "F10" button, if you click it you get to [[Strong Sad Blog]].

== Fun Facts ==

*The pictures of [[The Cheat]] on Strong Bad's website are actual photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]'s house with The Cheat added in later. The couch in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatcouch.jpg this image] is the same couch that appears in the G4 interview accessible [[Links|here]]. The brick wall in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatwindow.jpg this image] follows the same brick pattern seen in the [[The Cheatar]] short.
:*Also, check out the contents of the fridge in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatfridge.jpg this image]. See if we can identify them all!
:::Top shelf in the door (left to right): Mt. Olive pickles, three jars Smuckers jam, two unknown jars
:::Bottom shelf in the door (left to right): three unknown containers, Hellmann's mayonnaise, three unknown containers, Heinz ketchup, two unknown containers
:::Top shelf inside fridge: water filter pitcher, loaf of bread
:::Bottom shelf inside fridge: hunk of foil that's been there since April
:::Strewn about on the floor: milk, Kraft parmesan cheese, unknown item
:::To the left of the fridge: Some [[Cold One]]s

*On Strong Bad's site you will always be the 16th biggest moron ever.
*The picture on the site titled "long haired freaky cheat" will never load. The reason the picture never loads is because the image is directed to the file " oh, just nothing" in the source.
*The rotating GIF about halfway down the page, the one that Strong Bad put two of, reads: "World Wide Wed."
*Strong Bad's website is a parody of every overly ambitious, poorly executed, cluttered, pointless website that was ever made on the free webservers like Tripod and Geocities. In the late nineties websites abounded that were every bit as crappy as his.
*According to [[flashback]], this is where Strong Bad lost count of the emails.
*"Welcome to your doom!" on Strong Bad's site is from an old video game called Altered Beast.
*The "get on in" flash link during the email itself is clickable, but doesn't do anything.
*The cat featured in the email is Mabel, a cat owned by Matt Chapman and his girlfriend Jackie (according to the Wonkavision interview/article)

== DVD Version ==
*Strong Bad's website isn't browsable on the DVD. However, the intro to his website is still accessible (via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower right corner of the Compy 386 screen).
::*Note that the DVD version of the intro is out of sync - Strong Bad begins talking long before the animation ends.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.html watch "website"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.swf view the flash file for "website"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatintro.swf watch the long flash intro]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/ Strong Bad's website, skipping the intro]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]

website

slash — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 21:51:54 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail51.PNG|thumb|300px|Strong Bad's totally awesome website]]

'''Strong Bad Email #51'''

Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]]

== Transcript ==

''' STRONG BAD''': Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!

''{reading email}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I want to start a new website but I
don't have any ideas of what to do for
my website. I was wondering if you
could give me some ideas for my new
website. This website will be cool and
I'll e-mail you when I'm done.

Sincerely Yours:
James</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "Website. I mean, James" instead of just "James"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know James, I've been around this great, big internet a few times, so I know what I'm talking about, and I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals: ''{clears screen}'' First of all, you want to start out with a long flash intro. ''{stops typing}'' Like this one The Cheat made for me.

''{"The Cheat presents" on a black background appears on the screen, followed by two green bean-shaped eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, those are supposed to be my eyes, I think.

''{The eyes fade and the letters "SB" appear. "Strong" and "Bad" are inside each letter}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' that stands for my name.

'' {The "S" and "B" turn into "The Web" in cursive} ''

'''STRONG BAD:''' The web.

''{"The Web" turns into "Welcomes 'u' '2'" with only letters going horizontally and vertically. The words "strong bad's cybersite" appear in red below "Welcomes 'u' '2'". A rainbow circle about 3/4 the size of the "2" comes and rolls in, stopping at the quotation mark before the "2"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That little rainbow thing's kinda cool.

''{The word "cybersite" turns into rainbow colors. The words exit and a blackhole-kinda thing appears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, go through the tunnel, oh look out!

''{As he says "Oh, look out!", a hand appears to punch you, and after it does, the word "OUCH!" appears above it. The words "Get on in!" appear in a long button.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you got punched! Aw, man, right in the face. ''{typing}'' Okay, next on the checklist: LOTS of animated GIFS! '' {He pronounces it gifs instead of jifs} '' ''{stops typing}'' or... jifs... or however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. But you want as many of those as possible. Especially the rotate-y kind. Those are awesome, man. Nobody gets tired of looking at those. ''{typing}'' So, then you can pretty much just pick whatever for your subject. It doesn't really matter as long as you got the rest of that stuff on there. ''{stops typing}'' I mean, ''{resumes typing}'' James, the internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. ''{stops typing}''I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat.

''{A picture of a cat lying on a football with red eye thinking "It's 4th and 10. Now WHERE'S MY SUPPER?!?" appears}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' or your The Cheat.

''{A picture of the cheat sleeping on a couch on its back on a couch thinking "It's 4th and 10. I hate cats."}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' And, ''{typing}'' Who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan. ''{Stops typing}''Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage.

''{Strong Bad leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on "Get on in" to go to Strong Bad's website.
*On Strong Bad's website, click on the mouse with the e-mail to go to the [[Email Processing Room]].
*If you click on a button thats says "ENTER," you will re-enter the same website. Because it uses frames so poorly, the website will reload inside one of its own frames.
*At the very bottom of Strong Bad's page there is an "F10" button, if you click it you get to [[Strong Sad Blog]].
*You can click on go on in after the intro strong bad shows you during the email. It doesn't do anything besides turn grey and red and move the screen a little.

== Fun Facts ==

*The pictures of [[The Cheat]] on Strong Bad's website are actual photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]'s house with The Cheat added in later. The couch in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatcouch.jpg this image] is the same couch that appears in the G4 interview accessible [[Links|here]]. The brick wall in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatwindow.jpg this image] follows the same brick pattern seen in the [[The Cheatar]] short.
:*Also, check out the contents of the fridge in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatfridge.jpg this image]. See if we can identify them all!
:::Top shelf in the door (left to right): Mt. Olive pickles, three jars Smuckers jam, two unknown jars
:::Bottom shelf in the door (left to right): three unknown containers, Hellmann's mayonnaise, three unknown containers, Heinz ketchup, two unknown containers
:::Top shelf inside fridge: water filter pitcher, loaf of bread
:::Bottom shelf inside fridge: hunk of foil that's been there since April
:::Strewn about on the floor: milk, Kraft parmesan cheese, unknown item
:::To the left of the fridge: Some [[Cold One]]s

*On Strong Bad's site you will always be the 16th biggest moron ever.
*The picture on the site titled "long haired freaky cheat" will never load. The reason the picture never loads is because the image is directed to the file " oh, just nothing" in the source.
*The rotating GIF about halfway down the page, the one that Strong Bad put two of, reads: "World Wide Wed."
*Strong Bad's website is a parody of every overly ambitious, poorly executed, cluttered, pointless website that was ever made on the free webservers like Tripod and Geocities. In the late nineties websites abounded that were every bit as crappy as his.
*According to [[flashback]], this is where Strong Bad lost count of the emails.
*"Welcome to your doom!" on Strong Bad's site is from an old video game called Altered Beast.
*The "get on in" flash link during the email itself is clickable, but doesn't do anything.
*The cat featured in the email is Mabel, a cat owned by Matt Chapman and his girlfriend Jackie (according to the Wonkavision interview/article)

== DVD Version ==
*Strong Bad's website isn't browsable on the DVD. However, the intro to his website is still accessible (via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower right corner of the Compy 386 screen).
::*Note that the DVD version of the intro is out of sync - Strong Bad begins talking long before the animation ends.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.html watch "website"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.swf view the flash file for "website"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatintro.swf watch the long flash intro]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/ Strong Bad's website, skipping the intro]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]][[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]

new hands

slash — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 21:32:17 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail47.PNG|thumb|"I am still awesome"]]

'''Strong Bad Email #47'''

Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Doo doo doo doo doo... ''{like pizzicato strings}'' Email! doo doo doo doo doo...

''{reading}''

<pre>Hey Strong Bad,
If you had both your hands removed at
the wrists and could not have them
replaced with prosthetic hands, what
2 things would you have them replaced
with?

- Ryan
Toronto</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Lemme think for a second, Ryan. Ooh! Ooh! I got it!

''{Cuts to The Field, with Strong Bad standing in the middle of it}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' One hand would have a bucket on it. ''{a bucket appears on his right hand}'' That way, I would always... have a bucket. You know, for like, dumping oatmeal on stuff ''{a turtle appears and he dumps some oatmeal from inside the bucket on it}'', for washing The Cheat ''{water appears in the bucket, and The Cheat comes out of it with suds covering his head}'', and like, dropping the occasional beat...

''{Strong Bad starts dropping a beat with the bucket, and Coach Z appears with a microphone in his hand.}''

'''COACH Z:''' These peoples tried to fade me!

''{The beat ends and Coach Z disappears.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice-over}'' And also, I could sit on it when I get tired ''{he puts his bucket-hand on the ground and sits on it}''... sit right down on the bucket. And the other hand would definitely be a bullhorn. ''{a bullhorn appears on his left hand}'' That way, everyone could hear all the important stuff I gotta say.

''{Strong Bad's voice-over ends, and the Strong Bad in the field speaks through the bullhorn-hand.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I am still awesome. ''{pause}'' Seriously. Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.

''{Strong Bad gets off the bucket-hand and stands there in The Field for a second, and then it cuts back to Strong Bad at the computer.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Now I know you were all expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... ''{stops typing}'' but I-- Aww, man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns? Bullhorn?! Pfft! Like having a bucket for a hand's gonna get me any chicks... What was I thinking?

''{Strong Bad hangs his head in shame}''

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end of this one you can click on the words, "guitars and lazor guns" to bring up [[Strong Bad]] with a guitar and a laser gun for hands.
*Click on his "hands" for other various things.
**Left Hand:
*** An electric guitar
*** A wooden plank
*** The hot sauce bottle from [[your friends]]
*** Homestar's head, which says "What do you say, there, Buckethand?"
*** A roll of toilet paper
*** An oversized boxing glove
*** The bullhorn
*** An ABA basketball
**Right hand:
*** A "lazor" gun
*** An oversized boxing glove
*** A lightning bolt
*** A cloud
*** A paper airplane
*** The bucket
*** A spinning sawblade from [[your friends]]

== Fun Facts ==

*This is the first time Coach Z's song [[These Peoples Try To Fade Me]] is mentioned.
*A toy was later made from this e-mail.
*"Lazor Guns" is obviously a reference to [[band names]].
*Notice in the easter egg that on Strong Bad's left hand you can have Homestarrunner's head, while on his right hand you can have such things as a razor blade or a lazor beam.

== DVD Version ==
*The hands Easter Egg is still there, but the hands are cycled through automatically.
*The DVD version adds a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' ''{poor imitation of Strong Bad}'' Email! Doot, doot, doot, doo, do.

'''MATT:''' That was not me, that was Mike--

'''MIKE:''' I was taking--

'''MATT:''' --doing a bad impression of my website. This is probably one of the longer emails.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, this is pr--

'''MATT:''' We don't usually accept emails that long anymore.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, that's true. If it's more than two sentences I, uh, usually just throw it out. There's some scale problems in this one, I remember when The Cheat appears in the bucket.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, The Cheat is a little... Look at that little turtle! We should bring that turtle back. ''{laughs}''

'''MIKE:''' The Cheat's as big as Strong Bad's mouth.

'''MATT:''' He could eat him in one bite. There is of course the first--the first appearance of These Peoples Try To Fade Me. There's some new, some new legs you made for Strong Bad, I see.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, his feet look a little funny.

'''MATT:''' I like 'em

'''MIKE:''' I really wanna get one of those bullhorns.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, we should, there's no, no excuse for us not having -- each having one of those

'''MIKE:''' We could be doing our commentary thru megaphones.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. Um, do you have anything else to say?

'''MIKE:''' Well, I can't even remember what happens here. Ok, right.

'''MATT:''' He should have done--

'''MIKE:''' He should have picked guitar and laser guns--

'''MATT:''' Yeah, ri--

'''MIKE:''' 'cuz they're cooler than buckets and megaphones.

'''MATT:''' These commentaries are just us remembering how our emails go.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping, remembering}'' Oh yeah, right...

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.html watch "new hands"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail47.swf view the flash file for "new hands"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]

your friends

slash — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 21:27:16 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail46.PNG|thumb|For a limited time only, get a free The Cheat with your Pom Pom!]]

'''Strong Bad Email #46'''

ANDREW writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. So, naturally, Strong Bad goes out and harms his friends in numerous funny ways.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homsar (character)|Homsar]], [[Coach Z]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Poopsmith]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{Clears throat and sings}'' E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<pre>WASSUP!

YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE YOU MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.

ANDREW</pre>

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{types}'' Andrew, This is the best E-mail I've ever received. Let's get to work!
''{gets up}''

''{cuts to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is standing and watching TV. Strong Bad walks up to him.}''

'''PERSON ON TV''': Some type of TV show...

'''STRONG BAD''': Hows about this!

''{Quickly kicks Strong Mad in the shin and walks off. Strong Mad looks back at him in anger.}''

''{Cuts to garage. Bubs is there.}''

'''BUBS''': What the?

''{Strong Bad hits him over the head with a Golden Record.}''

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is lying in bed. Strong Bad whacks him continuously with a whiffle bat.}''

'''STRONG SAD''': OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}'' OW! ''{whack}''

''{Cut to field-Marzipan is there. Strong Bad has a whole pile of circular saw blades in a pile behind him and a bottle of sauce.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

'''MARZIPAN''': I don't want to!

''{Cut to another part of the field. Homestar Runner is there with Strong Bad, with a huge tub of lava. It says "HOT LAVA" on the side.}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Put your head in here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': You got it!

''{Cut to another part of the field, Strong Bad has taped The Cheat to Pom Pom. They both complain as Pom Pom tries to shake him off.}''

''{Cut to Strongbadia. Homsar is buried in the ground and Strong Bad has put down a box that say "We Are the Scorpions!" The scorpions crawl around on Homsar. One goes into his mouth.''

'''HOMSAR''': AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!

''{Cut to Locker. Strong Bad has given a bag of hot fries to Coach Z}''

'''COACH Z''': Hey, Thanks for the Chippies Strong Bad!

''{Cut to Field again. The King of Town is there. Strong Bad whacks him with the Golden Record.}''

''{Cut to Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD''': Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! ''{types}'' You may have noticed I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. ''{stops typing}'' Here they come again. The jibblie jibbles....

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*At the end, click on Poopsmith for a The Poopsmith trading card.

== Fun Facts ==
*The record that Strong Bad breaks on people's heads reads "[[Everybody to the Limit]]". It is gold, which means it sold over 500,000 copies.
*In the Marzipan scene the hot sauce bottle on top of the circular saw blades reads "Sauce".
*In the Homsar scene Strong bad is holding the same hot sauce bottle that was behind him with Marzipan.
*Strong Mad's only weakness appears to be his knees.
**Strong Bad also shows this earlier on in [[little animal]].
*Strong Bad gives Coach Z [http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=221 Andy Capp's Hot Fries].
**Coach Z's weakness appears to be Hot Fries, but this email doesn't tell us why that is. It has been suspected that the hot sauce may have been poured on them, but the DVD commentary makes no mention of the hot sauce and does not tell why they are bad.
*The file name for the .swf for this Strong Bad Email has an "x" after the number. The .swf without the "x" is still viewable, but with a few minor differences. The music stops early, and some things are missing from some scenes that are in the version with the "x".
*Strong Bad claims this is the greatest e-mail he ever received but he never mentioned it in [[personal favorites]].
*Strong Bad claims this is the greatest e-mail he ever recieved but in labor day he says his favorite is [[the basics]].
*This is the first e-mail to feature all twelve main characters (if you count the Poopsmith's playing card). The only other e-mail to date to do that is [[different town]].
*This is one of the few episodes we get to see Strong Bad's eyes narrow (They do so in the glare of his screen.)

== DVD Version ==
*The trading card Easter Egg can still be viewed using the angle button on your DVD remote.
*The DVD version adds a hidden creator's commentary. To access it, change your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MIKE:''' ''{attempting to sing like Strong Bad}'' Emaail- ''{stops}'' sing it, Matt. ''{tries again}'' eeee-

'''MATT:''' No, Mike, I'm not going to do that again.

'''MIKE:''' Hey Matt, do Strong Bad's voice.

'''MATT:''' No.

'''MIKE:''' Do it. ''{Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad}'' Hey.

'''MATT:''' That was a good one.

'''MIKE:''' Thanks.

'''MATT:''' This was one, I think, Mike did almost entirely on his own. I had to go out of town again.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''MATT:''' Um... we didn't do some commentary on the ones where YOU went out of town, so it doesn't sound- I like that. "Some type of TV show."

'''MIKE:''' That's a wiffle ball bat. Some people think it's like a broomstick.

'''MATT:''' Was that The Promise Ring in the background, too?

'''MIKE:''' I think so, yeah.

'''MATT:''' A Promise Ring poster. Uh-oh.

'''MIKE:''' Pom-Pom has a Cheat taped to him.

''{unintelligible by both}''

'''MATT:''' We are the Scorpions! Everybody, uh, wonders a lot why the Hot Fries are bad, like, and they think that sizzle- that's a sizzling noise when it's really just the shower.

'''MIKE:''' You know they've got Andy frie- uh, Andy Capp Steak Fries

'''MATT:''' Yeah, I've seen those.

'''MIKE:''' I saw those. I wanted to get them, but I was five cents short.

'''MATT:''' But, uh, I actually kind of like Andy Capp's Hot Fries-

'''MIKE:''' I do too

'''MATT:''' -so I don't know why we used them as a punishment

===Fun Facts===
*"We are the Scorpions!" is a reference to the German hair metal band Scorpions, most well known for the song "Rock You Like a Hurricane"

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail46.html watch "your friends"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail46x.swf view the flash file for "your friends"]

{{Strong Bad Email}}
[[Category:Strong Bad Email]]
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]
[[Category:Bubs Filmography]]
[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]
[[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]
[[Category:Pom Pom Filmography]]
[[Category:Homsar Filmography]]
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]
[[Category:The King of Town Filmography]]
[[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography]]

lures & jigs

slash — Fri, 17 Dec 2004 21:18:28 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail44.PNG|thumb|C'mon and get in the boat, fish fish!]]

'''Strong Bad Email #44'''

Strong Bad gets asked about the lures and jigs he uses when fishing.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Coach Z]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing}'' I check '''e'''mail from the front to the back, I said check '''e'''mail from the front to the back I said check...

''{reading}''

Dear Strong Bad, ''{Strong Bad repeats this line three times with different emphasis, stopping halfway through the third time saying "Hmm, I'll go with that one."}''

<pre>Dear Strong Bad,

When you go fishing, do you use any sort of special lure or jig to attract the fishs?

David Jacobus
Astoria, NY</pre>

''{Strong Bad says "fishs" as "fishes...ss..."}''

''{fade out and fade back in to "Fish Show With Strong Bad and Coach Z". Strong Bad and Coach Z are in a boat on a lake. Coach Z has a pole, Strong Bad does not. Coach Z is wearing a fisherman cap, Strong Bad has a wife-beater tan.}''

'''COACH Z''': Say, Strong Bad, what type'a lure are you usin' dere?

'''STRONG BAD''': Well, this morning, Coach, I've been mostly using this one: Hey fish! Hey fiish! I'm gonna, I'm gonna recommend that you guys come up here in the boat. We've got a, uh, a keg! Of worms! And, uh... phytoplankton! ... Come on! Anybody who's everybody is up in here!

'''COACH Z''': I don't think that's gonna work with a stocked pond. You got any type of jig you could try on there?

'''STRONG BAD''': Oh, yeah! I got ''this'' jig! ''(starts singing and doing a little hip-swiveling dance)'' Come on and get in the boat, fish! Come on and get in the boat, fish fish! Come on and get in the boat, fish! ''{fish start leaping into the boat}'' Get in the boat!

'''COACH Z''': Oh! They got in the boat! ... Fish fish!

''{back to Compy}''

'''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Actually, David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man. You're welcome to try the jig thing if you want. Though it might work better with the ladies. ''{stops typing}'' You know, like, {''singing''} come on and come to my house, ladies! Come on and come to my house, girls girls! ''{stops singing, resumes typing}'' Actually, ''{chuckles shyly}'' I don't really know anything about the ladies either. I mean I do! I mean-WHGT! JGTH! YES I'M AWESOME!

''{Strong Bad runs out of the room, [[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the word "fishing" to play a [[Fishing Game]] with Strong Bad.
:''{The screen of the 386 displays the title screen for "Fishing Championship '91"}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Whoa, look at that title screen! Man, the 386 never ceases to amaze me!
:''{After you press the spacebar, the screen shows the instructions on how to play}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' No way! This is the pinnacle of graphics. They're never gonna get any better than this. I bet the sound's just as good, too!

== Fun Facts ==

*The sound at the beginning and end of the fishing scene is also used in [[A Jorb Well Done]] while Coach Z is dreaming.
*If you get the score up to 10,000 it goes straight to 1000. But you still have 10,000 points -- it doesn't display the last digit.
*Strong Bad has an undershirt tanline.
*The Fishing game is copyright 1991 Totalsoft LLC, which is a reference to [[Thorax Corporation]].
*This email may be a reference to the Bert and Ernie skit called "Bert and Ernie Go Fishing." In the skit, Ernie gets fish to come into the boat by calling to them. Bert eventually tries this technique too, louder and louder. Finally a shark jumps in and says, "You called?"
*If you press j and l really fast in the fishing game the noise will become all staticy and you won't be able to hear strong bad say anything.

== DVD Version ==
*While the Fishing Game isn't playable, you can still watch Strong Bad play it.
**There's also additional dialogue. The transcript of the additional dialogue (which picks up right where the Easter Egg transcript above ends), is given below.
*The DVD version also has hidden creator commentary. It's accessable by switching your DVD player's audio language selection while watching this email.

=== Easter Egg Transcript ===
::''{After catching several fish (including a large red one), text flashes on the screen reading "Congrats! You caught the big one!}''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I can safely say this is the most fulfilling video gaming experience I've ever had in-a my whole life.

=== Commentary Transcript ===
('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])

'''MATT:''' ''{joining in with Strong Bad}'' to the back as I check. This is a good one. We should turn THAT into a hip-hop song.

'''MIKE:''' This, um, one, our friend Jamie was-

'''MATT:''' No, this was when Nat was here. Nat was the one tha-

'''MIKE:''' This was the one when Jamie was here!

'''MATT:''' Jamie was there for the, uh, leftover emails, Unused Emails.

'''MIKE:''' Ohhh, yeah, this is Nat. That's right.

'''MATT:''' Nat was here.

'''MIKE:''' I forgot, sorry. Sorry, Jamie. Sorry, Nat.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' I get you guys mixed up sometimes.

''{Matt laughs a little}''

'''MIKE:''' So.

'''MATT:''' Here it comes.

'''MIKE:''' Ahhh.

'''MATT:''' So that's, our-

'''MIKE:''' Fishing with John.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, reference to Jim Jarmusch episode of Fishing with John, which you should all buy on-

'''MIKE:''' ''{imitating John Lurie}'' Why am I here?

'''MATT:''' ''{imitating John Lurie}'' Why am I here? ''{stops}'' That was a good one.

'''MIKE:''' Uhh, I enjoyed making the, I like the mist. The mist on the bottom there.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, the mist is really good. Those cattails

'''MIKE:''' The ripples along the boat. This is, and we had to do a whole new view of Coach Z there.

'''MATT:''' It's a whole new way to experience Coach Z.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah, this is a ''{Matt says something that's hard to make out}'' This is some scenery that's never happened, never been reused.

'''MATT:''' Yeah. We never ended up-

'''MIKE:''' There's very few... most things, we end up reusing, but this, we've never reused. I think I might, uh, reuse it next week.

'''MATT:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Next week's email. They're gonna be in a lake!

'''MATT:''' ''{weak voice}'' OK, Mike. Look, there, it's funny.

'''MIKE:''' He's got, uh, a farmer's tan of a tank-top.

'''MATT:''' Yeah, look at those fish. Those fish are kind of funny looking. ''{imitating John Lurie}'' Why am I here? ''{pause}'' This is one of those other times, it's another recurring trend, with Strong Bad sort of tipping his hand in letting you know that he doesn't know anything about women. Uh, which I don't know why he ends up doing a lot, ''{Mike laughs in the background}'' but he kinda has to let you see his sensitive side, I guess. And then, whgt! Jght!

=== Fun Facts ===
*Fishing with John was a satrical fishing show starring, written, and directed by independent musician John Lurie, known for both its interesting selection of guest stars (Jim Jarmusch, Tom Waits, Matt Dillon, Willem Dafoe, Dennis Hopper) and very dry sense of humor. It only ran for 6 episodes and is considered something of a cult classic.
*Mike mentioning he'd like to reuse the lake is foreshadowing for [[montage]], when he finally would use the scene again. (At the time the commentary was recorded, it presumably wasn't made yet.)

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail44.html watch "lures & jigs"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail44.swf view the flash file for "lures & jigs"]

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sisters

slash — Thu, 16 Dec 2004 23:25:28 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail35.PNG|thumb|Ali or Ali's Sister?]]

'''Strong Bad Email #35'''

Ali and her sister tell Strong Bad that they think he is cute. His already malfunctioning Tandy 400 screws up and it is deleted.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?

<pre>Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,
Ali</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{after half a second stunned silence...}'' Ohh, there's two of them! ''{typing}'' Well, Ali. There's ONE of me...

''' DELETED!! '''

'''STRONG BAD:'''(seductively) A-deleted... (shocked) DELETED?! What?! Augh... what happened? No! ''{undeleted}'' Undeleted! ''{undeleted}'' ''{undeleted}'' Undeleted! ''{do something}'' ''{anything!}'' I didn't mean to do that! Awwww, man!!! ''{he's wailing}'' Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! ''{Bangs his head on the keyboard}'' You two meant ''{head}'' everything to ''{hit}'' me! ''{keyboard}'' Okay, calm down. Maybe she'll email me again. ''{clears screen}'' I'll just... hang out here for a while and try to picture which one of them is hotter. Ali or Ali's sister. ''{He imagines Ali as a blond girl and her sister as brunette (see above).}'' Ali... Ali's sister... Ali... Ali's sister...

'''You have 1 new e-mail'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, there she is! Okay, here we go.

<pre>hello,
I am write single to salute and wait
for answer again</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? ''{typing}'' You're not Ali. You're not even literate. Oh! Though, I have just the thing for you... DELETED!

'' {Tandy displays: SAVED!!} ''

'' {Tandy displays: message saved. forever.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's great. Great, thank you. Yeah, go ahead and save that one, why don't you, yeah. So I can treasure it for years and years, and show it to my kids. The ones I SHOULD be having with Ali and Ali's sister! ''{Hangs his head}'' I hate this computer.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When the pictures of the sisters appear, you can click on them to have Strong Bad imagine different variations.

== Fun Facts ==
*The first images of Ali and her sister are taken from the first Leisure Suit Larry game. The additional images seen in the easter egg are from the second Leisure Suit Larry game.
*"I hate this computer" is probably a reference to "I liked that computer" in [[gimmicks]]. (How quickly views can change after two weeks...)
*The phrase "Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister!" would later be used in personal favorites as a message from the grape nuts robot/speak n' spell machine.

== DVD Version ==
*In the DVD version, the Ali/Ali's sister easter egg is implemented differently. If you hit "Angle," when Strong Bad thinks of each girl, the image changes, similar to how clicking on them changed them in the original email.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html watch "sisters"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.swf view the flash file for "sisters"]

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sisters

slash — Thu, 16 Dec 2004 23:23:54 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail35.PNG|thumb|Ali or Ali's Sister?]]

'''Strong Bad Email #35'''

Ali and her sister tell Strong Bad that they think he is cute. His already malfunctioning Tandy 400 screws up and it is deleted.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?

<pre>Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,
Ali</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{after half a second stunned silence...}'' Ohh, there's two of them! ''{typing}'' Well, Ali. There's ONE of me...

''' DELETED!! '''

'''STRONG BAD:'''(seductively) A-deleted... (shocked) DELETED?! What?! Augh... what happened? No! ''{undeleted}'' Undeleted! ''{undeleted}'' ''{undeleted}'' Undeleted! ''{do something}'' ''{anything!}'' I didn't mean to do that! Awwww, man!!! ''{he's wailing}'' Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! ''{Bangs his head on the keyboard}'' You two meant ''{head}'' everything to ''{hit}'' me! ''{keyboard}'' Okay, calm down. Maybe she'll email me again. ''{clears screen}'' I'll just... hang out here for a while and try to picture which one of them is hotter. Ali or Ali's sister. ''{He imagines Ali as a blond girl and her sister as brunette (see above).}'' Ali... Ali's sister... Ali... Ali's sister...

'''You have 1 new e-mail'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, there she is! Okay, here we go.

<pre>hello,
I am write single to salute and wait
for answer again</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? ''{typing}'' You're not Ali. You're not even literate. Oh! Though, I have just the thing for you... DELETED!

'' {Tandy displays: SAVED!!} ''

'' {Tandy displays: message saved. forever.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's great. Great, thank you. Yeah, go ahead and save that one, why don't you, yeah. So I can treasure it for years and years, and show it to my kids. The ones I SHOULD be having with Ali and Ali's sister! ''{Hangs his head}'' I hate this computer.

''{[[The Paper]] comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*When the pictures of the sisters appear, you can click on them to have Strong Bad imagine different variations.

== Fun Facts ==
*The first images of Ali and her sister are taken from the first Leisure Suit Larry game. The additional images seen in the easter egg are from the second Leisure Suit Larry game.
*"I hate this computer" is probably a reference to "I liked that computer" in [[gimmicks]]. (How quickly views can change after two weeks...)

== DVD Version ==
*In the DVD version, the Ali/Ali's sister easter egg is implemented differently. If you hit "Angle," when Strong Bad thinks of each girl, the image changes, similar to how clicking on them changed them in the original email.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html watch "sisters"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.swf view the flash file for "sisters"]

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little animal

slash — Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:55:34 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail23.PNG|thumb|Going in circles]]

'''Strong Bad Email #23'''

Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Strong Bad]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Man]] (Easter egg), [[The Sneak]] (Easter egg)

== Transcript ==

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!

<pre>What would you do if a little animal came
up to you.

crapfully yours,
Ashley and Anthony</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Um, I don't really know. Let's find out. ''{He turns left and calls for The Cheat.}'' Oh, The Cheat! Come here for a moment!

'''THE CHEAT:''' Uynuen.

''{The Cheat comes to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Ummmm...

''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat hard, causing him to fly offscreen. Strong Bad turns back to the computer and resumes typing.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' So, there's your answer. A little animal comes up to me... I'd kick it. ''{stops typing}'' Okay so until next week, everything is awesome an--

''{Suddenly, Strong Mad appears next to Strong Bad looking very angry.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, er, hey big guy. Er, you know, I's just kicking The Cheat.

''{The Cheat appears beside Strong Mad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Er, it's a little joke. You know we got the people watching at home. Just trying to be kind of funny for them, with the joke. A joke-kick. I'm gonna KICK YOU TOO!! {kicks Strong Mad's knee}

'''STRONG MAD:''' RAAAAH!!

''{Music starts playing as Strong Bad runs away across the room with Strong Mad chasing behind him. [[The Paper]] comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Once Strong Bad starts running, click on his head or hit the 'o' key to switch to a "Sir Strong Bad" [[1936]]-style cartoon.

==DVD Version==
*If you click the hidden Strong Bad head in front of Strong Mad's foot, you'll get the same old-timey Easter egg as in the web version, but with additional dialog by Sir Strong Bad, as well as a music change to The Homestar Runner's little ditty.

===Easter Egg Transcript===

'''THE STRONG BAD:''' Dear feets. Stop. Don't fail me now! Stop. Signed, Strong Bad.

== Fun Facts ==
* Sir Strong Bad's dialog is done in the style of using a telegramophone, and is probably in particular a reference to his Easter egg appearances in [[50 emails]] and [[flashback]].
* While Strong Mad chases Strong Bad through the house, they pass by the computer repeatedly in a manner similar to that of older cartoons, especially [[Wikipedia:Tom_and_Jerry_(cartoon)|Tom and Jerry]], where the background would paradoxically repeat itself over and over.
*This is the first time the cheat has been kicked by Strong Bad.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail23.html watch "little animal"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail23.swf view the flash file for "little animal"]

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slash — Thu, 16 Dec 2004 21:43:12 GMT

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[[Image:sbemail22.PNG|thumb|Anarchy in the UK]]

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'''Strong Bad Email #22'''

Strong Bad is asked what he thinks of the English. Recipe for disaster.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]], [[The Cheat]] (easter egg), [[The Announcer]] (easter egg)

== Transcript ==

'''Strong Bad:''' ''{singing}'' Do, du, dadadadum, do, dadadadum... ''{stops singing}''

<pre>Hi Strong Bad,

I'm from England. What do you think of
the English?

Thank you,
Mark</pre>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Gee, Mark, if you're really from England shouldn't you have some kinda unneccessary vowel at the end of your name? ''{He changes the name "Mark" by adding an "e" at the end.}'' And what is this "Thank you"? Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "Nevermind the Bullocks"? ''{He deletes the words "Thank you" from the message and types the words "Cheers", "Cheerio" and finally, "Nevermind the Bullocks".}'' Call yourself "English"! But anyways, what do I think of the English, huh? Oh, I'll ''tell'' you what I think of the English!

''{And a red big sign with white letters appears across the screen saying "BANNED IN THE UK." Cut to a picture of an issue of the Guardian, which gives the following article about Strong Bad on the front page.}''

'''''Strong Bad Offends The Royals!'''''

''In this Monday's edition of U.S. based "Strong Bad Email," the title character, Strong Bad, an odd little bloke with a Mexican wrestling mask for a head and boxing gloves for hands made such comments that warranted the Queen to ban the edition from UK shores. Strong Bad has been charged with "verbal crimes against the crown" and the Strong Bad Email, now simply being called the infamous "sbemail22," has been removed from broadcast in both the UK and the States. At a press conference held on Tuesday,''
The Guardian

== Easter Eggs ==

*After the newspaper comes up be sure to click on the words, "press conference" to see the press conference.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Strong Bad, how do you respond to claims that your comment brought the entire royal family to tears?

''{The Cheat whispers to Strong Bad the respond. Strong Bad clears his throat and speaks out to the microphone.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Screw all y'all!

''{Gasps are heard from the crowd.}''

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Cor blimey!

''{A black-and-white photograph snaps Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''

'''MAN:''' ''{off screen}'' I can't believe he said that.

*After the press conference, click on the stack of papers to see what The Cheat told Strong Bad.

== Fun Facts ==

*The song Strong Bad sings in the beginning of the email is the theme to the orginal Donkey Kong game.
*Nevermind the Bollocks is the title of the punk band The Sex Pistols' only album.
*Somebody sounding suspiciously like Ringo Starr says "I can't believe he said that" at the end of the press conference. This could be in reference to the infamous John Lennon quote stating that the Beatles were "bigger than Jesus", and the uproar that ensued.
* The paper that appears is a very faithfully reproduced version of UK broadsheet [http://www.guardian.co.uk The Guardian], including references to that paper's supplement, G2. Also referred to are B2, a class of bomber used by the USAF, and F7, a type of rail engine.
*In the corner of the photo of Strong Bad, a classic London bus can be seen. There is also an advert on the side of it for 'EasyJet', a British airline.
* The reason why this is called "The Lost Email!" is because after [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]] made email 21, [[cartoon]], they went ahead and made email 23, [[little animal]], skipping over number 22. Sometime during emails 35-40, The Brothers Chaps went ahead and made email 22.
*When the announcer says "Cor blimey" he sounds more Australian than English.
*"Bobby" is English slang for a policeman, hence the joke on the paper about a policeman actually named Bobby.
*The article on cricket is a reference to the rest of the world's stereotyped attitude to the sport of cricket which the English are renowned for embracing.
*The Cheat's whispering to Strong Bad is one of the quotes on the "Learn to Speak The Cheat" record, and turns out to translate to "say 'screw all y'all.' Trust me, it'll be great!"
* The 'some kinda unnecessary vowel at the end' probably refers to the difference in spelling between British and American English words. For instance, the words "center" and "color" are, in British English, spelled "centre" and "colour".
*This is the first email with an easter egg that opens on the same screen as the stronb bad email.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail22.html watch "sb email 22"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail22.swf view the flash file for "sb email 22"]

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