Ointment and Old Person Rub

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"What could be scarier than Blue Star Ointment?!"

Ointment appears throughout the site in various forms, all of them disgusting.

Appearances

• In Halloween Fairstival, Coach Z attempts to cure The Cheat's hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
• Fightgar adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub in Shopping for Danger.
• The ailing King Castlefunny seriously craves hip rub ointment in old comics.
• Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear in Peasant's Quest.
• The elderly Mr. Pitters refers to ointment several times in Teen Girl Squad #9.
• Homestarmecium requests six tubes of rear-end cream from Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand in highschool.