User:CheetSpeek
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User: CheetSpeek
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Introduction
In a world full of chaos, uncertainty, and bad-tasting beef burritos, there came a man unlike any other seen before. No person could successfully relate to him. Most people found him too complicated and 'off-the-wall' to connect with. This man...was CheetSpeek.
Third-Person Biography
CheetSpeek is a big fan of The B-52's and 'Weird Al' Yankovic. He enjoys writing all sorts of things. From songs to parodies of songs to poems to short stories to full-length books...if it exists, CheetSpeek can write it. Or so he hopes. He is also more than willing to share any of his written works with people who are both willing to read it and will not claim it as their own. He draws in his spare time, most notably his Dude Man comic strip. He also is currently planning a new comic called City Stories...maybe.
H*R.com
I'm sick of writing in third person and talking about myself. In my opinion, nothing on Earth can touch H*R.com. It is simply the best website ever created. Need I say more? Maybe in a future update.
Current H*R Favorites
(List as accurate as 12-16-06)
List of favorite emails
2. isp
3. flashback
4. 4 branches
6. rock opera
7. retirement A (yeah, I know...the first part is the clear victor here, though.)
8. montage
9. techno
10. 50 emails
List of favorite characters
1. Strong Bad
2. Coach Z
3. The Cheat
5. Bubs
List of favorite quotes
1. "In a bulding..." -Voiceover, alternate universe
2. "You stay here and think of a better commando name! Whee!" -Gunhaver, Shopping for Danger
3. "Strong Bad! The good times are over! I swallowed your computer!" -Homestar Runner, Bug in Mouth Disease
4. "This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely! Bed, Bath and Be-yond!" -Homestar Runner, 4 branches
5. "Homestar, what are you doin'?! That thing is made out of flame pro-tardant Polymascotfoamalate!" -Coach Z, 4 branches
6. "And that's how I become a law!" -Homestar Runner, 4 branches
7. "Preeeow." -The Paper
8. "The Cheat! Easy on the liquefy button, man!" -Strong Bad, alternate universe
9. "Oh, very well. This one is called...The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw!" -Strong Bad, flashback
10. "The Cheat...is grounded! We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves! Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff..." -Strong Bad, techno
Bonus Photos
 Represent! |
 No, I'm not in India. |
 MOMS ONLY! |
 I sure did. |
 20X? |
 Double pants. |
 LEEKO!!! |
 Eatin' Concrete. |
 Seriously. |
 Majorus. |
 This isn't over yet! Go back up! GO BACK UP!!! |
Conclusion
My life has changed so much after I discovered this wiki in 2005. It has given me so much more insight to H*R.com and I for one am very proud to be part of it.
