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Summary
Strong Bad Email #28
Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad's hands were glued to his face. Fortunately, he is correct.
Features: Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Coach Z
Transcript
STRONG BAD: This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
hello strong bad, don't you think it would be funny if you glued strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be... alex medford, nj
STRONG BAD: I'm one step ahead of you, Alex.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN STRONG BAD EMAIL ADVENTURE
Should Strong Bad really glue Strong Sad's hands to his face?!
If you choose YES turn to page 93
If you choose MAYBE turn to page 121
If you choose TAKE IT IN A BIT OF A DIFFERENT DIRECTION turn to page 146
Yes:
{Strong Sad is standing on a basketball field and his hands are glued to his face.}
STRONG SAD: Guys?! Awww! Oh! Ohw! Augh!
{There's a target painted on his chest with the label "Peg me" above. Dodgeballs are being flung at him.}
STRONG SAD: Okay you guys! Augh!
{Another ball is tossed at him.}
STRONG SAD: It's not funny. Augh!
{Another ball is tossed at him.}
STRONG SAD: I'm kinda... Augh! {Another ball is tossed at him.} ...unable to defend myself. Aww! Oh! {Another 2 balls are tossed at him} More so than usual. {Balls continue to pelt him.}
{The paper comes down, reading: "Click here to e-mail strong bad - strongbad@homestarrunner.com", click on the text to email him.}
Maybe:
{Strong Sad is lying down on his bed, his hands are stuck to his face.}
STRONG SAD: Augh! I'm blind! My prayers are finally been answered. Oh wait, my hands are just glued to my face. Oh well, I'll take that.
{Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing outside Strong Sad's room.}
STRONG BAD: Oh man, he likes it! Okay, go to plan B!
{The Cheat salutes him and leaves. He brings back a bucket of red ants and takes it to Strong Sad's room.}
{The paper comes down, reading: "Click here to e-mail strong bad - strongbad@homestarrunner.com", click on the text to email him.}
{One red ant crawls on the floor.}
Take it in a bit of a different direction:
STRONG BAD: Though I decided to take it in a bit of a different direction.
{Strong Sad is standing on a green field with his hands glued to his butt.}
STRONG SAD: Oh, hohoh... oh hey Homestar!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Er, Strong Sad. Why are you touching your buttocks? That's pretty weird.
STRONG SAD: I can't help it!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, that is really weird.
STRONG SAD: No wait, you don't understand!
BUBS: Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike.
STRONG SAD: I'm not a lady.
BUBS: Oh! Whatever.
STRONG SAD: Augh, this is getting frustrating!
STRONG BAD: Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here! And uncontrollably grabbing your own butt I see. Oh, don't let me get in the way. Carry on! {Strong Bad grins and walks off-screen.}
STRONG SAD: Please, come back!
COACH Z: 'Atta boy, Strong Sad.
STRONG SAD: Hey, where are you going? You have any solvent? Or Goof Off? Or DD-7? Somebody get my hands off my butt!
{The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - strongbad@homestarrunner.com", click on the text to email him.}
Easter Eggs
- If you choose YES, after Strong Sad gets hit with dodgeballs, you can click the target on his belly to play the Peg Strong Sad game.
- If you choose MAYBE, shortly after the paper comes down, an ant appears in Strong Sad's room.
Fun Facts
- When this Strong Bad Email first came out, the extra choices weren't available. It just went ahead with the "Take it in a different direction" bit, which is why that's the only choice that shows Strong Bad still typing. The choices were added a few weeks later.
- If you pick "maybe" you see the Cheat and Strong Bad looking into Strong Sad's room. Strong Bad has a left arm and a right arm but has two right hands! This mistake hasn't been fixed yet.
