20X6 vs. 1936

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Challenge and Fighting



Stinkoman meets The Homestar Runner and asks him for a challenge.

Cast (in order of appearance): Stinkoman, The Homestar Runner



{Open to Stinkoman training in the field.}

STINKOMAN: {punches the air} Ah ah ah ah ah! {kicks the air} Hya hya hya hya hya!

{The Homestar Runner walks up, kicking his can. The can hits Stinkoman.}

STINKOMAN: Waah! Who are you?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm The Homestar Runner.

STINKOMAN: That name is dumb. It sounds like it is soooo dumb.

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, what's your moniker?

STINKOMAN: I go by Stinko Man. That's the name of a talented fighter if ever there was one.

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, if you say so. Would you care for some dry meal? {pulls out a bag of dry meal which makes a dry coughing sound}

STINKOMAN: No way! I'm training for fighting, or maybe a challenge. So what's that thing you're kicking around?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, that's just an old can of water soup. I kick it around ever since my dog warshed away in the storm of '28.

STINKOMAN: You seem like you might not be from around here. Do you have any special powers?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can play a mean warshboard. {pulls out a washboard that says "worsh it" and plays it}

STINKOMAN: Whoa, what is that? What is that? Some kinda robot?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's a robut[sic]?

STINKOMAN: You don't know what a robot is? Hahaha! You're so dumb! Hahaha! Dumb.

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, go soak your fat head.

STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a CHALLENGE? {starts to power up}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes sir. Yes sir I am.

STINKOMAN: {jumps high into the air} DOUBLE DOOKS!!!! (a reference from Strong Bad Email: The Bird)

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {pulls out a straw and shoots a spitball} Ptooie. {it hits Stinko Man in the eye}

STINKOMAN: {falls to the ground} Ow! My eye! It's like, my eye! It hurts so bad!

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance. {starts dancing to what sounds like the Charleston}

STINKOMAN: Hahaha! That dance cracks me up! Hahaha! You gotta teach me!

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just kind of shimmy and shake.

STINKOMAN: Yeah! Now I've got it! {starts dancing}





{repeat and fade to black}

Fun Stuff

  • Stinkoman asking "What is that? Some kinda robot?" is a reference to the Strong Bad Email some kinda robot.
  • Seeing that The Homestar Runner's dog washed away in the storm of '28, and his hometime is 1936, The Homestar Runner is at least 8 years old.
  • The Homestar Runner says Rhobut, Like Zoidberg in Futurama.
  • The washboard says "worsh it!"
  • The kicking attack Stinkoman practices bears a strong resemblance to Chun Li's lightning kick attack from the Street Fighter 2 series.

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