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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
* The 4 Gregs comic is drawn on hexagonal-grid paper. | * The 4 Gregs comic is drawn on hexagonal-grid paper. | ||
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+ | ===Remarks=== | ||
+ | * "Okasan" is misspelled, it should be "okāsan" or "okaasan". | ||
===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== |
Revision as of 10:09, 16 February 2009
The four Gregs go to a football game.
Cast (in order of appearance): Science Fiction Greg, D N'D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg, Tompkins, Cheerleader, Short Girl, Mascot/Regular Greg, Color Guard Maiden, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Strong Bad
Places:
Date: Monday, February 16, 2009
Running Time:
Page Title: I knew they'd come back to me...
Contents |
Transcript
{"4 Gregs" appears in the center of the screen.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!
{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Not one, not two, not three, not five...
{"4 Gregs" appears again.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!
{Science Fiction Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Sci Fi Greg! One Greg!
{Science Fiction Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D N'D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: D N'D Greg! Two Gregs!
{D N'D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Open Source Greg! Three Gregs!
{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding an anime-like action figure.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Japanese Culture Greg, four Gregs! {Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.} Four Gregs!
{"4 Gregs" appears again. Cut to the four Gregs standing together.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Shields up, everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight, and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.
D N'D GREG: Play some serious tabletop—
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Staring at vinyl figurines?
OPEN SOURCE GREG: Downloading several hours of—
ALL GREGS EXCEPT SCI-FI GREG: {disappointed} Oh.
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Tonight, new Earthlings... tonight, we go... TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!
OTHER THREE GREGS: {gasp, with the word "Gasp!" drawn above them}
D N'D GREG: Into the dragon's lair?
{The text bubble remains the same but points to Japanese Culture Greg, with the word "Robotic" inserted into the sentence as he says it.}
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Into the robotic dragon's lair?
OPEN SOURCE GREG: Into the Apple store? {As he says "Apple", the text bubble has a "bite" taken out of it, and a leaf appears on it.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: That's right. It's the one time we can co-exist at the same social function with football players, but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!
D N'D GREG: Revenge is at hand!
OPEN SOURCE GREG: Huzzah!
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: {his head suddenly looks extremely animeish} Otaku!
{Cut to the back of a football player wearing a jersey that reads "AT THE GAME", with "888" written below it. Then cut to a set of stands. All of the Gregs except Open Source Greg are visible.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Here we are. In the middle of it all!
{Cut back to show that the three Gregs are sitting in the corner of the stands, and there is a huge radius around them where no one else is sitting; the stands are otherwise packed. There are 14:54 left on the clock, the Growlbacks have "000000" points, and the "Visitor" has 24 points.}
CROWD: YAY!!!
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: How does football work again?
{Cut to a closeup of the Gregs.}
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Is it anything like drift racing?
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Uh, I think there are some foots {said to rhyme with "loots"}... and uh... perchance a balls?
{Cut to a closeup of D N'D Greg. He's smiling and has sharp teeth. A scroll appears next to him, which has the following written on it:}
The offensive team has 4
chances to advance the ball
10 yards at a time with the
objective being to cross the
opposing teams goal line
using either running plays
or passing plays or any
combination thereof.
D N'D GREG: The offensive team has four chances to advance the ball ten yards at a time with the objective being...
{The other two Gregs are visibly confused. D N'D Greg looks at them with annoyance. Crickets chirp.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: It's like I don't even know you anymore.
D N'D GREG: Fantasy football still counts as fantasy!
{Open Source Greg appears, holding a box of food.}
OPEN SOURCE GREG: Gentlemen, I've taken advantage in a security flaw in the concession stand mainframe and bit-torrented us some Sugar Daddys and hot dogs!
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: But the concession stand is just some booster club okasan {the word in the text bubble is "moms" until he gets to it; his face returns to the "anime" style on that word alone} with a shoebox full of ones.
OPEN SOURCE GREG: Then who did I launch my denial of service attack against?
{Cut to a drawing of a computer screen. The computer is in a browser, on the page "www.tompkins.tv", which is for "Tompkins' Hot Lady Escort Service". Tompkins' face is in the middle of the screen. The page has been viewed "2.4" times.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {in a high-pitched voice; the word appears across the screen as he says it} HAXXORED!!!
TOMPKINS: Ow! All my client!
{Cut back to the game. D N'D and Science Fiction Greg are in the background, as Cheerleader and a short bespectacled girl in braces walk by.}
CHEERLEADER: Didja hear when we walked through the seniors' section? That one boy only got BOTH my names wrong!
SHORT GIRL: You have been chosen.
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Uh, Cheerleader, shouldn't you be out—
{Cut to a closeup of his mouth, showing misshapen teeth.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Uuuuuhhhhhh...
{Cut back.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: —leading cheers?
CHEERLEADER: No, I'm more a cheerleader in the way I dress... and in the way I treat other girls.
SHORT GIRL: That's right.
CHEERLEADER: {smacks the short girl, yelling:} YOU DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!
{Cut to a ratty-looking mascot.}
MASCOT: COME ON GROWLBACKS! WE'RE NOT DEAD! AT LEAST TRY TO BEAT THE SPREAD!
{He does a cartwheel near an exasperated-looking color guard member.}
MASCOT: YAAAAY!
{Cut to D N'D Greg.}
D N'D GREG: That level 4 shambling Krenshar is attacking that slightly attractive, slightly overweight color guard maiden!
{He is then seen stomping on the mascot. The color guard member smirks lightly.}
MASCOT: Oh! Crap! Dang! Ribs! Oof!
{He takes off the mascot head.}
REGULAR GREG: Stop! It's just me, Regular Greg from AP Calculus!
D N'D GREG: Trying to take human form, eh? I'll not fall for your sorcery, shapeshifter!
{He continues stomping on Regular Greg. Cut to a hot dog with a face.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Halftime!
{Cut to Science Fiction Greg.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: There's a... halph-thyme?
{Cut back to all four Gregs.}
OPEN SOURCE GREG: Uh-oh.
{A bunch of football players crowd around the Gregs and chuckle to themselves. Cut to a scene of some underwear and jock straps flying around, with the words "EXPLiCiT WEDGiE!!" in the middle.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {in a high-pitched voice} EXPLICIT WEDGIE!!
{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad. They've actually been the ones drawing the cartoon. They laugh as "HA HA HA HA"s move around above them.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: Those Gregs are such losers!
{Cut to the Gregs. They've actually been drawing the Teen Girl Squad drawing the cartoon.}
SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Hey! No way! Whats-Her-Face would totally come to my defense!
{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad, with Cheerleader drawing the previous scene.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: Ew! Don't put that! No I wouldn't!
{Cut to the Gregs, as D N'D Greg draws the previous scene.}
OPEN SOURCE GREG: Now make them have a pillow fight!
{Cut to the Teen Girl Squad.}
THE UGLY ONE: Make them play with action figures!
{Cut to the Gregs.}
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: {with his anime face} AKIHABARA!
{The Teen Girl Squad}
SO AND SO: So good!
{Gregs}
D N'D GREG: SWORDS!
{Girls}
CHEERLEADER: BOYS!
{Cut to Strong Bad, drawing that last scene, falling over.}
STRONG BAD: Waugh!!
{He weakly holds up one hand.}
STRONG BAD: It's... over?
{Cut to the "4 Gregs" screen.}
TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The 4 Gregs comic is drawn on hexagonal-grid paper.
Remarks
- "Okasan" is misspelled, it should be "okāsan" or "okaasan".
Inside References
- Open Source Greg and Japanese Culture Greg were previously seen, though unnamed at the time, in the Easter egg for Teen Girl Squad Issue 9.
Real-World References
- The text on Cheerleader's shirt is a reference to Hollaback Girl.
External Links
Teen Girl Squad | |
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Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
Other | 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast, Teen Girl Squad Deaths |