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[[Image:8Bit Peasantry.png|thumb|You ARE Rather Dashing!]]
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[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Peasantry]] in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Peasantry]] in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
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===In Extended Play===
===In Extended Play===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps out of the portal, bearing a different appearance than the usual}'' Whope...
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{jumps out of the portal, bearing a different apperance than the usual}'' Whope...
:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' Welcome to RETRO mode, where you are Rather Dashing!
:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' Welcome to RETRO mode, where you are Rather Dashing!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Check me out!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Check me out!
===When approaching the lake===
===When approaching the lake===
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up, obviously eating something}'' Hi, Strong Bad. ''{chewing}'' Did you find the TrogSword and kill Trogdor yet?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, obviously eating something}'' Hi, Strong Bad. ''{chewing}'' Did you find the TrogSword and kill Trogdor yet?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I didn't. ''{Homestar holds an apple from ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder''.}'' I mean, you're still in that window, right... hey, are you eating?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I didn't. ''{Homestar holds an apple from ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder''.}'' I mean, you're still in that window, right... hey, are you eating?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! There's food just lying around all over in here! ''{chews and crouches down}'' Bananas, turkey legs, cherries, powerdots... ''{holds up 2 cherries and a hot dog}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah! There's food just lying around all over in here! ''{chews and crouches down}'' Bananas, turkey legs, cherries, powerdots... ''{holds up 2 cherries and a hot dog}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna ignore that. Now who in here's gonna tell me how to kill Trogdor?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna ignore that. Now who in here's gonna tell me how to kill Trogdor?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't know. I never played this game. But... I'm sure there's a cave, or volcano, or lair around here somewhere. There usually is in this kind of game.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't know. I never played this game. But... I'm sure there's a cave, or volcano, or lair around here somewhere. There usually is in this kind of game.
:''{A microwave bell is heard in the background.}''
:''{A microwave bell is heard in the background.}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's the ham! Gotta go! ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's the ham! Gotta go! ''{vanishes}''
===Box===
===Box===
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===Door===
===Door===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That must be that scorpion monster's cave. I don't want to ''know'' what kind of low-res horrors he keeps locked away in there.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That must be that scorpion monster's cave. I don't want to ''know'' what kind of low-res horrors he keeps locked away in there.
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'''In Extended Play'''
 
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:''{Hovering over this will cause the text "Speaketh friend and enter...eth" to appear in the text parser.}''
 
===Mysterious Pixel===
===Mysterious Pixel===
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===Pebbles===
===Pebbles===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the CGA are these things? ''{picks them up}'' I'm gonna guess... pebbles. Or chicken feed. Ball bearings? ''{stores it}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the CGA are these things? ''{picks them up}'' I'm gonna guess... pebbles. Or chicken feed. Ball bearings? ''{stores it}''
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===Portal===
 
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'''In Extended Play'''
 
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:''{Hovering over this will cause the text "enter mysterious gateway" to appear in the text parser.}''
 
===Rather Dashing===
===Rather Dashing===
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:''{First time only}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need you to help me find some kinda special sword and kill Trogdor so I can keep Homestar from popping up in my face all the time.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need you to help me find some kinda special sword and kill Trogdor so I can keep Homestar from popping up in my face all the time.
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Bad's face, causing him to try and wave him off screen}'' Congratulations! You won a free MP3 player! Click here for low, low rates. ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Bad's face, causing him to try and wave him off screen}'' Congratulations! You won a free MP3 player! Click here for low, low rates. ''{vanishes}''
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Trogdor?! I'm not going anywhere near that dragon! Hasn't anyone told you? He's indestructible! Not even the mighty TrogSword can smite him!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Trogdor?! I'm not going anywhere near that dragon! Hasn't anyone told you? He's indestructible! Not even the mighty TrogSword can smite him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not what ''I'' heard. You must be doing it wrong.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not what ''I'' heard. You must be doing it wrong.
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, reluctantly}'' Well... I... that ''is'' my duty... I suppose I should be off then... to rescue the "princess"... very well, take me there... ''{sighs and disappears}''
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, reluctantly}'' Well... I... that ''is'' my duty... I suppose I should be off then... to rescue the "princess"... very well, take me there... ''{sighs and disappears}''
:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' RATHER DASHING has joined your party!
:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' RATHER DASHING has joined your party!
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====Scorpion Food &rarr; Rather Dashing====
 
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' What dost thou give to me? Some sort of quest item?
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? ''{holds up the block}'' No, this is genuine scorpoin bait! Have some!
 
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' Huh, either way it's just a giant, useless pixel to me. Why don't you keepeth it?
 
===Scorpion Monster===
===Scorpion Monster===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' The King of Town? How'd ''he'' end up in peasantry?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' The King of Town? How'd ''he'' end up in peasantry?
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Growl!
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Growl!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' That's no King of Town! That's the dreaded... Munchox the Devourer ''{due to Homestar's rhotacism, this is pronounced as De-vow-wuh-uh}''!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' That's no King of Town! That's the dreaded... Munchox the Devourer!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frightened}'' Ahh! It's too terrible!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frightened}'' Ahh! It's too terrible!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well come on, he's not THAT scary.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Well come on, he's not THAT scary.
:'''STRONG BAD''' ''{annoyed}'' Not him. ''You'' trying to pronounce "Devourer".
:'''STRONG BAD''' ''{annoyed}'' Not him. ''You'' trying to pronounce "Devourer".
:''{Homestar vanishes.}''
:''{Homestar vanishes.}''
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===Inn===
===Inn===
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'''When the Innkeeper is there'''
 
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:'''INNKEEPER:''' ''{text is visible in a text box as he speaks}'' Umm... sorry. The Inn is for peasants only. You are clearly not a peasant.
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Clearly! I wasn't gonna stay anyway. I just wanted to see if it was a decent place to trash and bring groupies on the next D.O.I. tour.
 
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{{short hr}}
 
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'''When the Innkeeper is gone'''
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think that inn might get more business if it had a functioning door. Nothing worth seeing in there anyway.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I think that inn might get more business if it had a functioning door. Nothing worth seeing in there anyway.
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'''In Extended Play'''
 
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:''{Hovering over this will cause the text "raid and pilliage<!--sic--> inn" to appear in the text parser.}''
 
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===Path to Forest===
 
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'''In Extended Play'''
 
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:''{Hovering over this will cause the text "taketh the low road" to appear in the text parser.}''
 
===Path to Trogdor===
===Path to Trogdor===
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG SAD:''' None shall pass!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' None shall pass!
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:''{Strong Sad summons another fireball. Again, it disappears not long after touching Strong Bad's face.}''
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:''{Strong Sad summons another fireball. Again, it disappeared not long after touching Strong Bad's face.}''
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:{{short hr}}
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'''While the King of Town is attacking Strong Sad'''
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:''{While the King of Town is attacking Strong Sad}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As much fun as this is to watch, I better do something about the Princess in distress before I go anywhere.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' As much fun as this is to watch, I better do something about the Princess in distress before I go anywhere.
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'''if Strong Bad doesn't have the Trog-Sword'''
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Finally! Geez, killing Trogdor is turning out to be more work than I expected.
 
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears}'' Hey, Strong Bad. Whatcha doing?
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Not now, Homestar! I'm working my way to Trogdor's lair so I can kill him and finally get you out of my head!
 
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah? What're you gonna kill him with? A light musket?
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I'm going to use the Trog-Sw&mdash; Oh. I still need to get the Trog-Sword.
 
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, take your time. I'm thinking of starting up a paper route to make some extra moolah while I'm waiting in here.
 
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{appears}'' Strong Bad! You forgot your toothbrush again!
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:''{After Rather Dashing leaves the party}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' My what? You mean the Trog-Sword?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what I said. Trog-Sword. ''{disappears}''
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'''After Rather Dashing leaves the party'''
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:''{Strong Bad starts walking up it, when a peasant walks past, getting chased by Trogdor.}''
:''{Strong Bad starts walking up it, when a peasant walks past, getting chased by Trogdor.}''
:'''PEASANT 1:''' ''{text displayed}'' Ahhhhhh!!!! He'll burn us all!
:'''PEASANT 1:''' ''{text displayed}'' Ahhhhhh!!!! He'll burn us all!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hark, who goes there? Leave this place now, lest I, the evil wizard, Sluushfuund, be forced to cast an evil spell on you.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Hark, who goes there? Leave this place now, lest I, the evil wizard, Sluushfuund, be forced to cast an evil spell on you.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{amused}'' Uh-huh, I think they mixed up your order at the costume palace, Prom Queen! They must've made a mistake.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{amused}'' Uh-huh, I think they mixed up your order at the costume palace, Prom Queen! They must've made a mistake.
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's fate! I was sitting in my room alone&mdash;
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' It's fate! I was sitting in my room alone-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' As always...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' As always...
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' &mdash;when a blinding flash of light knocked me off my feet! I woke up here in the land of Peasantry, obviously dressed as a powerful, evil wizard!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' -when a blinding flash of light knocked me off my feet! I woke up here in the land of Peasantry, obviously dressed as a powerful, evil wizard!
:'''When trying to speak with him while the King of Town is attacking'''
:'''When trying to speak with him while the King of Town is attacking'''
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah? ''{raises both arms in the air}'' MAGIC MISSILE!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh yeah? ''{raises both arms in the air}'' MAGIC MISSILE!
:''{Strong Sad summons a blue fireball and fires it slowly towards Strong Bad's face. As soon as it makes contact, it blinks and disappears.}''
:''{Strong Sad summons a blue fireball and fires it slowly towards Strong Bad's face. As soon as it makes contact, it blinks and disappears.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, it's warm! Feels like I've been hit with, like, a microwaved breakfast sausage or something!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, it's warm! Feels like I've been hit with, like, a microwaved breakfast sausage or something!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do the magic thing again.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do the magic thing again.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sighs and raises his arms in the air}'' Fine.
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sighs and raises his arms in the air}'' Fine.
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:''{The blue fireball appears again. Like before, it makes contact with Strong Bad's face, only to blink and disappear.}''
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:''{The blue fireball was summoned again. And just like before, it made contact with Strong Bad's face, blinked and disappeared.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, toasty and nutritious!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ahh, toasty and nutritious!
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{raises his left arm}'' Princess!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{raises his left arm}'' Princess!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wiz&mdash;
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wiz-
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Sad's mouth}'' Princess! ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Sad's mouth}'' Princess! ''{vanishes}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' I got this.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' I got this.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{impatiently}'' Seriously, let me into Trogdor's lair!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{impatiently}'' Seriously, let me into Trogdor's lair!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I will guard this lair until my second or third to last breath!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I will guard this lair until my second or third to last breath!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' Hey Strong Bad, I found a screw in here. Do you know what it's for? ''{His window swings so that only the top left corner is supporting its grip on the screen.}'' Uh oh. Uh, don't worry SB. I'll get that fixed right up! ''{His window drops down and off-screen with a thud.}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Hey Strong Bad, I found a screw in here. Do you know what it's for? ''{His window swings so that only the top left corner is supporting its grip on the screen.}'' Uh oh. Uh, don't worry SB. I'll get that fixed right up! ''{His window drops down and off-screen with a thud.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{determined}'' I REALLY gotta get in there!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{determined}'' I REALLY gotta get in there!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, you'll have to get past me first!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, you'll have to get past me first!
====Strong Sad &rarr; Quests====
====Strong Sad &rarr; Quests====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, Princess Questgiver, hit me with your best quest!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, Pricness Questgiver, hit me with your best quest!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Very well. You must venture deep into the forbidden forest and retrieve thy Amulet of Ancient Summoning... ''{summons an image of a quest cube}'' ...from the ravenous Munchox! ''{The cube vanishes.}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Very well. You must venture deep into the forbidden forest and retrieve thy Amulet of Ancient Summoning... ''{summons an image of a quest cube}'' ...from the ravenous Munchox! ''{The cube vanishes.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And what do I get in return?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' And what do I get in return?
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sighs}'' Behold, the quest item! ''{summons the quest cube image again}''
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{sighs}'' Behold, the quest item! ''{summons the quest cube image again}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''That'' thing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. ''That'' thing.
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====Medkit &rarr; Strong Sad====
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' On second thought, I don't want to waste a medkit on Strong Sad. He looks plenty healthy enough.
 
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm just huge boned!
 
====Quest Thingie &rarr; Strong Sad====
====Quest Thingie &rarr; Strong Sad====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, Princess Salad Fork&mdash;
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, Princess Salad Fork-
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' That doesn't even sound anything like "Sluushfuund".
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' That doesn't even sound anything like "Sluushfuund".
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{withdraws the quest item}'' I got that quest item that I don't actually remember what it's called. Now, let's talk reward!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{withdraws the quest item}'' I got that quest item that I don't actually remember what it's called. Now, let's talk reward!
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Return to the realm of the Munchox and bring forth to me... ''{another quest cube is summoned}'' ...the Sigil of Dark Dampening!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Return to the realm of the Munchox and bring forth to me... ''{another quest cube is summoned}'' ...the Sigil of Dark Dampening!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' This better be worth it, Lady Dumpsalot!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' This better be worth it, Lady Dumpsalot!
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here.
 
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well done, brave sir!
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's say you give me a real reward this time?
 
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' But of course! Your reward this time is another quest! The Quest... for the Shimmering Trinket of Endless Bargain-hunting!
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't actually have a reward, do you?
 
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Experience is so much more valuable than mere loot!
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Really? Wow! I'm so lucky to have the opportunity to get useless crap for you over and over!
 
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, here's your thing.
 
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well done, brave sir! Now for your next quest! Behold! The Thing of Exquisite Thingness! The Munchox stole it.
 
====Rather Dashing &rarr; Strong Sad====
====Rather Dashing &rarr; Strong Sad====
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{confused}'' I'm not a princess, I'm an evil wizard!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{confused}'' I'm not a princess, I'm an evil wizard!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, relieved}'' Oh! Really? If you're a wizard, then I don't ''need'' to save you!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, relieved}'' Oh! Really? If you're a wizard, then I don't ''need'' to save you!
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Roar!
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN!:''' Roar! Roar!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{desperately}'' No, wait! I'm a dual class wizard princess! See my pretty princess hat? Please help me!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{desperately}'' No, wait! I'm a dual class wizard princess! See my pretty princess hat? Please help me!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Well, if a princess you are, then save you I will! Stand back! ''{walks towards the King of Town, but stops after 2 paces}'' Wait, is that scorpion bait you have?
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Well, if a princess you are, then save you I will! Stand back! ''{walks towards the King of Town, but stops after 2 paces}'' Wait, is that scorpion bait you have?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{panicked}'' Yes! What should I do?
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{panicked}'' Yes! What should I do?
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, angrily}'' Get rid of it, stupid... err... fair maiden!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, angrily}'' Get rid of it, stupid... err... fair maiden!
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:''{Strong Sad throws the scorpion food onto the floor.}''
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:''{Strong Bad throws the scorpion food onto the floor.}''
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eats it and takes off}'' Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom...
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:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{eats it and talks off}'' Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wow, saved by a real-life adventurer! I suppose you want me to be in your party now!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wow, saved by a real-life adventurer! I suppose you want me to be in your party now!
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Well, actually, I was just going to&mdash;
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:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Well, actually, I was just going to-
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' And I can be your spellcaster! And we can explore the evil saltmarshes... and kill orcs... and rats...
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:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' And I can be your spell-caster! And we can explore the evil saltmarshes... and kill orcs... and rats...
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, uncomfortably}'' Actually, I was just going to stand around in the forest some more...
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed, uncomfortably}'' Actually, I was just going to stand around in the forest some more...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Nonsense! I can see it now... I can add Bard talents and chronicle our adventures! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Nonsense! I can see it now... I can add Bard talents and chronicle our adventures! I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You better just come with me.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You better just come with me.
:''{The Innkeeper vanishes.}''
:''{The Innkeeper vanishes.}''
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:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' THE INKEEPER <!--sic--> has joined your party!
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:'''ON-SCREEN TEXT:''' THE INNKEEPER has joined your party!
===Ye Flask===
===Ye Flask===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reaches for the flask}'' Eeennngrrhh... eegnhhrrhh... ''{gives up}'' I can't get ye flask!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reaches for the flask}'' Eeennngrrhh... eegnhhrrhh... ''{gives up}'' I can't get ye flask!
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eeenngrrhh... I still can't get ye flask!
 
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, try everything a couple of times... it just might work. Eeennngrrhh... Except: no.
 
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget it. That thing is ye dead to me.
 
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'''In Extended Play'''
 
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:''{Hovering over this will cause the text "seriously, get ye flask" to appear in the text parser.}''
 
===Ye Medkit===
===Ye Medkit===
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===Ye Snakes===
===Ye Snakes===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come, my snakes, back into the safety of my pants. ''{puts the snakes away and squirms a little}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come, my snakes, back into the safety of my pants. ''{puts the snakes away and does a little dance}''
==Trogdor's Lair==
==Trogdor's Lair==
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====On Arrival====
====On Arrival====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{arrives through a door}'' Where'd he go? ''{trying to lure him like a puppy}'' Here Trogdor, come here boy! I just got a cool sword I wanted to show you. ''{No response.}'' Crap, he got away. If those screaming peasants were right, his lair's underneath the castle. I'll have to make my way through these seemingly endless hallways to get down to the dungeon and take him out on his home turf!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{arrives through a door}'' Where'd he go? ''{trying to lure him like a puppy}'' Here Trogdor, come here boy! I just got a cool sword I wanted to show you. ''{No response.}'' Crap, he got away. If those screaming peasants were right, his lair's underneath the castle. I'll have to make my way through these seemingly endless hallways to get down to the dungeon and take him out on his home turf!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up, causing Strong Bad to stagger back}'' Strong Bad, do you read me? According to my intel, Trogdor is at the end of these seemingly endless hallways...
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, causing Strong Bad to stagger back}'' Strong Bad, do you read me? According to my intel, Trogdor is at the end of these seemingly endless hallways...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Homestar, what are you doing?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Homestar, what are you doing?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just delivering your mission objectives!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Just delivering your mission objectives!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I already did that just fine without your "help".
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I already did that just fine without your "help".
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, oh I SEE. Well, can you do... THIS?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, oh I SEE. Well, can you do... THIS?
:''{The camera perspective suddenly changes to the scene from Strong Bad's point of view, complete with an interface typical of what one would expect in a first person shooter.}''
:''{The camera perspective suddenly changes to the scene from Strong Bad's point of view, complete with an interface typical of what one would expect in a first person shooter.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Hey, cut it out! What did you do to my camera?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Hey, cut it out! What did you do to my camera?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man up, soldier! Your Free Country is depending on you! The Paper, give him the run down. ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Man up, soldier! Your Free Country is depending on you! The Paper, give him the run down. :''{vanishes}''
:''{The Paper appears with the on-screen instructions for this portion of the game.}''
:''{The Paper appears with the on-screen instructions for this portion of the game.}''
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====Secret Passage====
====Secret Passage====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' A secret passage! ''{goes through the door}'' This'll get me to Trogdor twice as fast! Since this castle's, like, a jillion miles long, apparently.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' A secret passage! ''{goes through the door}'' This'll get me to Trogdor twice as fast! Since this castle's, like, a jillion times long, apparently.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another secret passage! ''{goes through the door}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another secret passage! ''{goes through the door}''
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaargh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaargh!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' You gotta ''zig'' when that fireball says zag! Now walk it off! ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' You gotta ''zig'' when that fireball says zag! Now walk it off! ''{vanishes}''
====When reduced to 1 health point====
====When reduced to 1 health point====
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====On Arrival====
====On Arrival====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens the door and looks inside}'' Finally, I've reached... ''{steps inside fully, unamused}'' ...another room that looks just like all the other rooms. ''{turns to the camera}'' Could've at least added a torch or something...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{opens the door and looks inside}'' Finally, I've reached... ''{steps inside fully, unamused}'' ...another room that looks just like all the other rooms. ''{turns to the camera}'' Could've at least added a torch or something...
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:''{Suddenly, another voice is heard in the room. He turns in its direction, finding himself eye-to-eye with... Trogdor!)''
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:''{Suddenly, something else spoke in the room. He turned to its direction, meeting eye-to-eye with... Trogdor!)''
:'''TROGDOR:''' ''{speaking in the same synthetic speech as he did in Peasant's Quest, text displayed}'' You can't defeat me, mortal! Everybody know... Trogdor can't be killed.
:'''TROGDOR:''' ''{speaking in the same synthetic speech as he did in Peasant's Quest, text displayed}'' You can't defeat me, mortal! Everybody know... Trogdor can't be killed.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor! The fruit of my skills of an artist! And now it comes down to this... the epic battle! The Final Confronscation! The Last Cutscene!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor! The fruit of my skills of an artist! And now it comes down to this... the epic battle! The Final Confronscation! The Last Cutscene!
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====Trogdor====
====Trogdor====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bitterly}'' You've burninated your last peasant, Trog-dork!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bitterly}'' You've burninated your last peasant, Trog-dork!
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=====Light Musket &rarr; Trogdor=====
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh, great idea. Use a flashlight against an indestructible dragon.
 
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=====Peasants &rarr; Trogdor=====
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Trogdor's almost dead. I'm not gonna waste a perfectly good peasant right when I'm about to win the game!
 
=====TrogSword &rarr; Trogdor=====
=====TrogSword &rarr; Trogdor=====
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:''{Trogdor roars loudly at Strong Bad as he holds the sword up in front of his face, then leaps into the air, somersaulting and slashing the sword across the dragon's body.}''
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:''{Trogdor roars loudly at Strong Bad as he holds the sword up in front of his face. He responds by jumping into the air, somersaulting and slashing the sword across the dragon's body.}''
:'''TROGDOR:''' ''{text displayed}'' No! Your style! I couldn't handle it! ''{roars and vanishes}''
:'''TROGDOR:''' ''{text displayed}'' No! Your style! I couldn't handle it! ''{roars and vanishes}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the sword away and turns to the camera}'' Well, that was a little... ''{disappointed}'' ...anti-climactic.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the sword away and turns to the camera}'' Well, that was a little... ''{half-closes his eyes}'' ...anti-climactic.
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:''{The floor begins to shake and the walls start to sink into the ground as the dungeon begins to collapse. Strong Bad squeezes his eyes shut and silently prays in desperation as debris falls all around him. When he finally opens his eyes, he discovers to his surprise that he has somehow ended up in a different dungeon with textured stones. The sound of chains causes him to turn around and find Homestar chained to the wall by his "arms".}''
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:''{Suddenly, the ground starts to shake and the walls start to sink into the ground. Strong Bad then places his hands together and silently prays in desperation. Then, he realized that he was in a more detailed dungeon than the room he was in before. The sound of chains caused him to turn to its direction, seeing Homestar suspended in the air by his "invisible arms".}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! You came to rescue me! ''{looks at Strong Bad, surprised}'' Whoa, have you been working out? How much do you bench?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hooray! You came to rescue me! ''{suddenly becomes surprised}'' Whoa, have you been working out? How much do you bench?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you... ''{glances down and finds that he has transformed into a 3D model of his original concept drawing}'' Whoa, I don't believe it! They ''finally'' listened to me!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you... ''{notices that he has transformed into a 3D model of his original concept drawing}'' Whoa, I don't believe it! They ''finally'' listened to me!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{impressed}'' You look pretty ripped!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{impressed}'' You look pretty ripped!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{runs towards Homestar}'' And mip-mapped! Check out all these polygons! And this blade! I... ''{A familiar S-shaped creature rises from behind him as he talks.}'' I'm the best graphics ever made!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{runs towards Homestar}'' And mip-mapped! Check out all these polygons! And this blade! I... ''{A familiar creature appears from behind.}'' I'm the best graphics ever made!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{afraid}'' Uh... Strong Bad?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{afraid}'' Uh... Strong Bad?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm kinda having a moment, Homestar. Don't interrupt... ''{looks up, seeing... a scaly, beefy-armed, superbly-rendered Trogdor}'' Oh.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm kinda having a moment, Homestar. Don't interrupt... ''{looks up, seeing... Trogdor's face?}'' Oh.
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:''{Trogdor roars at Strong Bad, causing him to back away several paces. The dragon jumps into the middle of the room with a thud and spews fire ahead of him. Four pedestals emerge from the floor. Once the layout is set, Strong Bad jumps straight in front of Trogdor - now with a health bar in the HUD - ready to fight.}''
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:''{Trogdor roars at Strong Bad, causing him to back away several paces. The dragon then jumped into the middle of the room with a thud and breathed fire ahead of him. Four pedestals emerged from out of the floor. Once the layout was set, Strong Bad jumped straight in front of Trogdor - now with a health bar in the HUD - ready to fight.}''
====Door====
====Door====
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=====Key &rarr; Door=====
=====Key &rarr; Door=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uses the key to open the door}'' Finally!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uses the key to open the door}'' Finally!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And just in time, too! This cave was going to collapse at any moment!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' And just in time, too! This cave was going to collapse at any moment!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We better get out of here! Me first! ''{leaves}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We better get out of here! Me first! ''{leaves}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hang on, I gotta save my game... ''{struggles, pulling a face}'' Nngggh... there! ''{follows Strong Bad to the door}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hang on, I gotta save my game... ''{struggles, pulling a face}'' Nngggh... there! ''{leaevs}''
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:''{The screen fades to white. Cut to [[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (The Field)#Game_Epilogue|the Game Epilogue at The Field.]]}''
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:''{The screen fades to white. Cut to the Game Epilogue at The Field.}''
====Homestar====
====Homestar====
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'''Before revealing Trogdor's weak spots'''
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. ''{pause}'' Ohh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him we didn't need that old thing.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. ''{pause}'' Ohh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him we didn't need that old thing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT. Now where am I gonna find a "bloodstone"?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT. Now where am I gonna find a "bloodstone"?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This game cheats. Trogdor really IS indestructable!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This game cheats. Trogdor really IS indestructable!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, come on. What do you need, a strategy guide? Every dragon's got weak spots. It's in the rules. You just gotta find that Bloodstone thing to be able to see 'em.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, come on. What do you need, a strategy guide? Every dragon's got weak spots. It's in the rules. You just gotta find that Bloodstone thing to be able to see 'em.
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'''After revealing the weak spots'''
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:''{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna just hang there implausibly, or help me out?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't believe in cruelty to animals. Trogdors are people too! Meat is murder!
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:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''
:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally killed Trogdor! Did you see that?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally killed Trogdor! Did you see that?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, that's great. Um, how are we going to get out of this cave before it collapses and kills us both?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, that's great. Um, how are we going to get out of this cave before it collapses and kills us both?
====Pedestal====
====Pedestal====
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:'''Note that Gel-Arshie &rarr; Ultimate Trogdor!!! has the same effect.'''
:'''Note that Gel-Arshie &rarr; Ultimate Trogdor!!! has the same effect.'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After you've tasted my blade as the main course, for dessert, how about a little... RED-FLAVORED FLUFFY PUFF TRANSLUCENT DESSERT-RELATED SUBSTANCE?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After you've tasted my blade as the main course, for dessert, how about a little... RED-FLAVORED FLUFFY PUFF TRANSLUCENT DESSERT-RELATED SUBSTANCE?
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:''{Gel-Arshie appears. Trogdor tries to breathe fire on him, but he doesn't take any damage.}''
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:''{Gel-Arshie appears. Trogdor tries to breathe fire on him, but he didn't take any damage.}''
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{giggles}'' Silly dragon! I'm inflaaammable...!
:'''GEL-ARSHIE:''' ''{giggles}'' Silly dragon! I'm inflaaammable...!
:''{Gel-Arshie glows and causes the entire room to turn red. Four weak spots are revealed on Trogdor's body not long after the glow fades out.}''
:''{Gel-Arshie glows and causes the entire room to turn red. Four weak spots are revealed on Trogdor's body not long after the glow fades out.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, SO hi-res!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, SO hi-res!
:''{Trogdor roars as Strong Bad tries to hit him again. And like before, it didn't damage him.}''
:''{Trogdor roars as Strong Bad tries to hit him again. And like before, it didn't damage him.}''
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'''Before revealing weak spots'''
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Useless!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Useless!
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'''After'''
 
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Trog-Sword only works against Trogdor's weak spots!
 
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=====Light Musket &rarr; Ultimate Trogdor!!!=====
 
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Shooting him doesn't do any good!
 
=====Peasants &rarr; Ultimate Trogdor!!!=====
=====Peasants &rarr; Ultimate Trogdor!!!=====
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=====After all weak spots have been hit=====
=====After all weak spots have been hit=====
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:'''TROGDOR:''' ''{without text box}'' No! Your style! I couldn't handle it!
 
:''{Trogdor explodes in a small burst of flames. The Peasant's Quest theme is heard as Strong Bad jumps up and down in victory, and Homestar - now freed from the chains - walks towards him.}''
:''{Trogdor explodes in a small burst of flames. The Peasant's Quest theme is heard as Strong Bad jumps up and down in victory, and Homestar - now freed from the chains - walks towards him.}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yaaay! You win! ''{imitates fireworks}'' Ptoo! Ptoo!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yaaay! You win! ''{imitates fireworks}'' Ptoo! Ptoo!
:''{Suddenly, the ground starts to shake... again.}''
:''{Suddenly, the ground starts to shake... again.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, man. Now what?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, man. Now what?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Must've been a load-bearing dragon.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Must've been a load-bearing dragon.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This videogame reality is caving in all around us and fast! We'd better find a fast way out of here! And fast!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This videogame reality is caving in all around us and fast! We'd better find a fast way out of here! And fast!
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{{incomplete}}
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{{stub}}
{{SBCG4AP}}
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