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===When approaching the lake===
===When approaching the lake===
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up, obviously eating something}'' Hi, Strong Bad. ''{chewing}'' Did you find the TrogSword and kill Trogdor yet?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, obviously eating something}'' Hi, Strong Bad. ''{chewing}'' Did you find the TrogSword and kill Trogdor yet?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I didn't. ''{Homestar holds an apple from ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder''.}'' I mean, you're still in that window, right... hey, are you eating?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No, I didn't. ''{Homestar holds an apple from ''Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder''.}'' I mean, you're still in that window, right... hey, are you eating?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah! There's food just lying around all over in here! ''{chews and crouches down}'' Bananas, turkey legs, cherries, powerdots... ''{holds up 2 cherries and a hot dog}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah! There's food just lying around all over in here! ''{chews and crouches down}'' Bananas, turkey legs, cherries, powerdots... ''{holds up 2 cherries and a hot dog}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna ignore that. Now who in here's gonna tell me how to kill Trogdor?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm gonna ignore that. Now who in here's gonna tell me how to kill Trogdor?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't know. I never played this game. But... I'm sure there's a cave, or volcano, or lair around here somewhere. There usually is in this kind of game.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't know. I never played this game. But... I'm sure there's a cave, or volcano, or lair around here somewhere. There usually is in this kind of game.
:''{A microwave bell is heard in the background.}''
:''{A microwave bell is heard in the background.}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's the ham! Gotta go! ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' That's the ham! Gotta go! ''{vanishes}''
===Box===
===Box===
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:''{First time only}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need you to help me find some kinda special sword and kill Trogdor so I can keep Homestar from popping up in my face all the time.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I need you to help me find some kinda special sword and kill Trogdor so I can keep Homestar from popping up in my face all the time.
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Bad's face, causing him to try and wave him off screen}'' Congratulations! You won a free MP3 player! Click here for low, low rates. ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Bad's face, causing him to try and wave him off screen}'' Congratulations! You won a free MP3 player! Click here for low, low rates. ''{vanishes}''
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Trogdor?! I'm not going anywhere near that dragon! Hasn't anyone told you? He's indestructible! Not even the mighty TrogSword can smite him!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' Trogdor?! I'm not going anywhere near that dragon! Hasn't anyone told you? He's indestructible! Not even the mighty TrogSword can smite him!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not what ''I'' heard. You must be doing it wrong.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's not what ''I'' heard. You must be doing it wrong.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' The King of Town? How'd ''he'' end up in peasantry?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' The King of Town? How'd ''he'' end up in peasantry?
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Growl!
:'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Roar! Growl!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' That's no King of Town! That's the dreaded... Munchox the Devourer ''{due to Homestar's rhotacism, this is pronounced as De-vow-wuh-uh}''!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' That's no King of Town! That's the dreaded... Munchox the Devourer ''{due to Homestar's rhotacism, this is pronounced as De-vow-wuh-uh}''!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frightened}'' Ahh! It's too terrible!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frightened}'' Ahh! It's too terrible!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well come on, he's not THAT scary.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Well come on, he's not THAT scary.
:'''STRONG BAD''' ''{annoyed}'' Not him. ''You'' trying to pronounce "Devourer".
:'''STRONG BAD''' ''{annoyed}'' Not him. ''You'' trying to pronounce "Devourer".
:''{Homestar vanishes.}''
:''{Homestar vanishes.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{raises his left arm}'' Princess!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{raises his left arm}'' Princess!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wiz—
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Wiz—
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Sad's mouth}'' Princess! ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up in front of Strong Sad's mouth}'' Princess! ''{vanishes}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' I got this.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' I got this.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{impatiently}'' Seriously, let me into Trogdor's lair!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{impatiently}'' Seriously, let me into Trogdor's lair!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I will guard this lair until my second or third to last breath!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' I will guard this lair until my second or third to last breath!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' Hey Strong Bad, I found a screw in here. Do you know what it's for? ''{His window swings so that only the top left corner is supporting its grip on the screen.}'' Uh oh. Uh, don't worry SB. I'll get that fixed right up! ''{His window drops down and off-screen with a thud.}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Hey Strong Bad, I found a screw in here. Do you know what it's for? ''{His window swings so that only the top left corner is supporting its grip on the screen.}'' Uh oh. Uh, don't worry SB. I'll get that fixed right up! ''{His window drops down and off-screen with a thud.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{determined}'' I REALLY gotta get in there!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{determined}'' I REALLY gotta get in there!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, you'll have to get past me first!
:'''STRONG SAD:''' Well, you'll have to get past me first!
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====On Arrival====
====On Arrival====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{arrives through a door}'' Where'd he go? ''{trying to lure him like a puppy}'' Here Trogdor, come here boy! I just got a cool sword I wanted to show you. ''{No response.}'' Crap, he got away. If those screaming peasants were right, his lair's underneath the castle. I'll have to make my way through these seemingly endless hallways to get down to the dungeon and take him out on his home turf!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{arrives through a door}'' Where'd he go? ''{trying to lure him like a puppy}'' Here Trogdor, come here boy! I just got a cool sword I wanted to show you. ''{No response.}'' Crap, he got away. If those screaming peasants were right, his lair's underneath the castle. I'll have to make my way through these seemingly endless hallways to get down to the dungeon and take him out on his home turf!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up, causing Strong Bad to stagger back}'' Strong Bad, do you read me? According to my intel, Trogdor is at the end of these seemingly endless hallways...
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, causing Strong Bad to stagger back}'' Strong Bad, do you read me? According to my intel, Trogdor is at the end of these seemingly endless hallways...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Homestar, what are you doing?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Homestar, what are you doing?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Just delivering your mission objectives!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Just delivering your mission objectives!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I already did that just fine without your "help".
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I already did that just fine without your "help".
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, oh I SEE. Well, can you do... THIS?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, oh I SEE. Well, can you do... THIS?
:''{The camera perspective suddenly changes to the scene from Strong Bad's point of view, complete with an interface typical of what one would expect in a first person shooter.}''
:''{The camera perspective suddenly changes to the scene from Strong Bad's point of view, complete with an interface typical of what one would expect in a first person shooter.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Hey, cut it out! What did you do to my camera?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Hey, cut it out! What did you do to my camera?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Man up, soldier! Your Free Country is depending on you! The Paper, give him the run down. ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Man up, soldier! Your Free Country is depending on you! The Paper, give him the run down. ''{vanishes}''
:''{The Paper appears with the on-screen instructions for this portion of the game.}''
:''{The Paper appears with the on-screen instructions for this portion of the game.}''
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaargh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaargh!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{pops up}'' You gotta ''zig'' when that fireball says zag! Now walk it off! ''{vanishes}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' You gotta ''zig'' when that fireball says zag! Now walk it off! ''{vanishes}''
====When reduced to 1 health point====
====When reduced to 1 health point====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the sword away and turns to the camera}'' Well, that was a little... ''{disappointed}'' ...anti-climactic.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puts the sword away and turns to the camera}'' Well, that was a little... ''{disappointed}'' ...anti-climactic.
:''{The floor begins to shake and the walls start to sink into the ground as the dungeon begins to collapse. Strong Bad squeezes his eyes shut and silently prays in desperation as debris falls all around him. When he finally opens his eyes, he discovers to his surprise that he has somehow ended up in a different dungeon with textured stones. The sound of chains causes him to turn around and find Homestar chained to the wall by his "arms".}''
:''{The floor begins to shake and the walls start to sink into the ground as the dungeon begins to collapse. Strong Bad squeezes his eyes shut and silently prays in desperation as debris falls all around him. When he finally opens his eyes, he discovers to his surprise that he has somehow ended up in a different dungeon with textured stones. The sound of chains causes him to turn around and find Homestar chained to the wall by his "arms".}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray! You came to rescue me! ''{looks at Strong Bad, surprised}'' Whoa, have you been working out? How much do you bench?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hooray! You came to rescue me! ''{looks at Strong Bad, surprised}'' Whoa, have you been working out? How much do you bench?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you... ''{glances down and finds that he has transformed into a 3D model of his original concept drawing}'' Whoa, I don't believe it! They ''finally'' listened to me!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are you... ''{glances down and finds that he has transformed into a 3D model of his original concept drawing}'' Whoa, I don't believe it! They ''finally'' listened to me!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{impressed}'' You look pretty ripped!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{impressed}'' You look pretty ripped!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{runs towards Homestar}'' And mip-mapped! Check out all these polygons! And this blade! I... ''{A familiar S-shaped creature rises from behind him as he talks.}'' I'm the best graphics ever made!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{runs towards Homestar}'' And mip-mapped! Check out all these polygons! And this blade! I... ''{A familiar S-shaped creature rises from behind him as he talks.}'' I'm the best graphics ever made!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{afraid}'' Uh... Strong Bad?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{afraid}'' Uh... Strong Bad?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm kinda having a moment, Homestar. Don't interrupt... ''{looks up, seeing... a scaly, beefy-armed, superbly-rendered Trogdor}'' Oh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm kinda having a moment, Homestar. Don't interrupt... ''{looks up, seeing... a scaly, beefy-armed, superbly-rendered Trogdor}'' Oh.
:''{Trogdor roars at Strong Bad, causing him to back away several paces. The dragon jumps into the middle of the room with a thud and spews fire ahead of him. Four pedestals emerge from the floor. Once the layout is set, Strong Bad jumps straight in front of Trogdor - now with a health bar in the HUD - ready to fight.}''
:''{Trogdor roars at Strong Bad, causing him to back away several paces. The dragon jumps into the middle of the room with a thud and spews fire ahead of him. Four pedestals emerge from the floor. Once the layout is set, Strong Bad jumps straight in front of Trogdor - now with a health bar in the HUD - ready to fight.}''
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=====Key → Door=====
=====Key → Door=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uses the key to open the door}'' Finally!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uses the key to open the door}'' Finally!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And just in time, too! This cave was going to collapse at any moment!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' And just in time, too! This cave was going to collapse at any moment!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We better get out of here! Me first! ''{leaves}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' We better get out of here! Me first! ''{leaves}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hang on, I gotta save my game... ''{struggles, pulling a face}'' Nngggh... there! ''{follows Strong Bad to the door}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hang on, I gotta save my game... ''{struggles, pulling a face}'' Nngggh... there! ''{follows Strong Bad to the door}''
:''{The screen fades to white. Cut to [[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (The Field)#Game_Epilogue|the Game Epilogue at The Field.]]}''
:''{The screen fades to white. Cut to [[8-Bit Is Enough Responses (The Field)#Game_Epilogue|the Game Epilogue at The Field.]]}''
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'''Before revealing Trogdor's weak spots'''
'''Before revealing Trogdor's weak spots'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, you've been here for hours. Seen any secret levers or anything?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. ''{pause}'' Ohh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him we didn't need that old thing.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Naw, man. It's been pretty chill. ''{pause}'' Ohh, wait. There WAS this old hooded guy who came in talking about some "ancient Bloodstone" that was the only way to light up the secret weak spots all over Trogdor's body. I told him we didn't need that old thing.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT. Now where am I gonna find a "bloodstone"?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Fantastic. When somebody offers you an ancient dragon-killing relic, you TAKE IT. Now where am I gonna find a "bloodstone"?
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This game cheats. Trogdor really IS indestructable!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This game cheats. Trogdor really IS indestructable!
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, come on. What do you need, a strategy guide? Every dragon's got weak spots. It's in the rules. You just gotta find that Bloodstone thing to be able to see 'em.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, come on. What do you need, a strategy guide? Every dragon's got weak spots. It's in the rules. You just gotta find that Bloodstone thing to be able to see 'em.
'''After revealing the weak spots'''
'''After revealing the weak spots'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{missing dialogue}''
:''{{short hr}}
:''{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna just hang there implausibly, or help me out?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Are you gonna just hang there implausibly, or help me out?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't believe in cruelty to animals. Trogdors are people too! Meat is murder!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't believe in cruelty to animals. Trogdors are people too! Meat is murder!
:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''
:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally killed Trogdor! Did you see that?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I totally killed Trogdor! Did you see that?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, that's great. Um, how are we going to get out of this cave before it collapses and kills us both?
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, that's great. Um, how are we going to get out of this cave before it collapses and kills us both?
====Pedestal====
====Pedestal====
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:'''TROGDOR:''' ''{without text box}'' No! Your style! I couldn't handle it!
:'''TROGDOR:''' ''{without text box}'' No! Your style! I couldn't handle it!
:''{Trogdor explodes in a small burst of flames. The Peasant's Quest theme is heard as Strong Bad jumps up and down in victory, and Homestar - now freed from the chains - walks towards him.}''
:''{Trogdor explodes in a small burst of flames. The Peasant's Quest theme is heard as Strong Bad jumps up and down in victory, and Homestar - now freed from the chains - walks towards him.}''
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yaaay! You win! ''{imitates fireworks}'' Ptoo! Ptoo!
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yaaay! You win! ''{imitates fireworks}'' Ptoo! Ptoo!
:''{Suddenly, the ground starts to shake... again.}''
:''{Suddenly, the ground starts to shake... again.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, man. Now what?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Awww, man. Now what?
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:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Must've been a load-bearing dragon.
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:'''HOMESTAR:''' Must've been a load-bearing dragon.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This videogame reality is caving in all around us and fast! We'd better find a fast way out of here! And fast!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This videogame reality is caving in all around us and fast! We'd better find a fast way out of here! And fast!

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