@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019

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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2019.


April

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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Even the best rulebooks need some audio-visual aids! So we cut an entire EP of songs about the rules of the Trogdor board game! Tracks by me, Coach Z, Limozeen, sloshy, Taranchula, Brainkrieg, and more! Go listen the crap out of it! http://homestarrunner.com/rulebookEP.html
16 Apr 2019


I vote yes one million.
This Tweet is a reply to @cavery210, who replied to a @SmashAdditions bot-created suggestion for Stinkoman to be in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, asking for Strong Bad's opinion.
16 Apr 2019


Or maybe we both just grew up listening to the same dope tracks!
This Tweet is a reply to @SideshowSwap, who asked if @Lin_Manuel helped Strong Bad write Quickstart Overview.
16 Apr 2019


It's like the evolution of Dangeresque! First, he was a cool Pom Pom caveman. Then he devolved into his lowest form as Homestar. Then he, um, turned into a logo for a while. THEN he reemerged as a much more advanced life form as The Cheat until finally perfecting himself as ME!
This Tweet is a reply to @stomper1232, who shared a bedroom mural featuring Pom Pom, Homestar, the Homestar Runner logo, The Cheat, and Strong Bad in his Dangeresque outfit.
16 Apr 2019


Not contained. He's being... ensconced, perhaps?
This Tweet is a reply to @TAlanHorne, who replied to the Trogcuddles Tweet lamenting Trogdor being contained by Styrofoam.
16 Apr 2019


Trog...cuttles then?
This Tweet is a reply to @mikeIerardi1, who replied to the previous Tweet saying that cuddles aren't metal.
16 Apr 2019


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Aww, don't you just wanna squeeze in there with him for Trogcuddles?
16 Apr 2019


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Check it out! @laywastegames has a Kickcheater going for their super-evil new game Life Siphon! If they get to $80k, they'll add a meeple that looks like Strong Sad as The Makeromancer! (though I'm pretty sure this is just coincidence) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/laywastegames/life-siphon
6 Apr 2019


Doorknob? Drawer pull? Madball? Pommel of the coolest sword ever?
This Tweet is a reply to @TheBurlison, who showed a picture of a toy found by @jrc531, who described it as Strong Bad's evil twin.

Fun Facts

  • The object itself is an angry version of the character Raven from Teen Titans Go!
  • Strong Bad guesses the object is a Madball, a line of balls with freaky faces on them.
6 Apr 2019


Corgis LOVE to devour images of Homestar!
This Tweet is a reply to the same @ChronicallyAnna Tweet as before.
5 Apr 2019


Did you leave the dog crate open?! Don't feed the DVD to the dog!!!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ChronicallyAnna, who, replying to the Exaggerations video, showed her copy of Everything Else Volume 1, holding it in front of a wire grid.
5 Apr 2019


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Whoa! Didn't mean to scare the aspect ratio faithful out there. Don't worry. I can't be bothered to change the seemingly arbitrary default document size and frame rate that's been the same since Macromedia Flash 4.
5 Apr 2019


I may be paraphrasing here but you know what Neil Young says: "It's better to have existed for two decades in a bloated, unsecure media player than it is to rust..."
This Tweet is a reply to @Seglegs, who, replying to the Exaggerations Tweet, expressed interest in paying for a vector-based HTML5 reformat for old sbemails.
5 Apr 2019


Don't worry, I'm WAY too lazy to actually do something like that. Besides, in EVERY email you would now see Homestar standing over there "behind the black." No way am I givin away that much screen time! I'm not runnin a country club, y'know!
This Tweet is a reply to @ColinMcInerror and @batbrain1998, who responded to the Exaggerations Tweet expressing concern over Strong Bad Emails changing aspect ratios.
5 Apr 2019


That one was lost for a long time and I just recently found it on a dusty beige hard drive that only works if you plug a parallel port into a 4-pin firewire while blowing into an old Sega tape (Joe Montana Sports Talk Football, I believe)!
This Tweet is a reply to @QuicksandBuddy, who said Why Come Only One Girl is their favorite in reply to the previous Tweet.
5 Apr 2019


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For those asking for a dvd or blu-ray re-release, have some old PREMIUM bonus content from the early aughts to tide you over until such time as I get off my shiny keister and change the aspect ratios of all my old sbemails.

Video Transcript

See Exaggerations.

5 Apr 2019


That is highly encouraged!
This Tweet is a reply to @NebulosaEnigma1, who asked for permission to imagine a "chair skooch and printer paper" after Strong Bad's Tweets.
4 Apr 2019


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Just tinkering. Still don't quite know what I'm gonna do with these neural network-generated sbemails from @JanelleCShane . Might be more like a podcast? There are lotsa them and they are all INSANE.

Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is holding an e-mail printed on The Paper}

STRONG BAD: {reading} Hey there Strong Bad! I think your dream robot should have a pom-pom-pom. Also, you should have a computer designed for its role in society. Matt, North Dakota. Again, you're really tipping your hand here, Neural Network. Both mentioning robots and then kinda demanding that computers should have roles in society. What kind of role did you have in mind, Matt? ROBOT OVERLORD?! Are you not happy with your role as a computer that gets fed tons of useless data so it can produce poorly-replicated results that we can all laugh at?

Fun Facts

  • The email Strong Bad reads is one of the emails from the neural network linked in an earlier tweet, and mentions robots.
3 Apr 2019


Too many folds!! TOO MANY FOLDS!!
This Tweet is a reply to @KHFMcAwesome, who shared a photo of a somewhat flabby The Cheat doodle on the back of a receipt.

Fun Facts

3 Apr 2019


It's like that creepy floating Twin Peaks shadow!
This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewKossMusic, who called attention to the mysterious black diamond shape in the previous video.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad references Twin Peaks, a TV series from the '90s.
2 Apr 2019



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I just love this so much.

Video Transcript

{A tiny Strong Bad head is standing at the base of a giant Tandy 400. Zoom out as the room shrinks. The room rotates as a dwarf Strong Bad shoves the Tandy 400 off the table. Strong Bad then reaches to the side and pulls out a massive Compy 386 computer, hoisting it onto the desk.}

Fun Facts

2 Apr 2019


I've been trying to forget him for most of my life.
This Tweet is a reply to @Over9000coffey, who asked the Twitter community if anyone else remembered Homestar Runner.
2 Apr 2019


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I been busy making the best board game ever! Give a wrestleman a break!
This Tweet is a reply to @joetweetguy, who pointed out a lack of recent updates to YouTube.
1 Apr 2019


She really did it! @JanelleCShane ran all the senders' emails from all my sbemails (thanks hrwiki.org!) through a discount neural network! It's a little terrifying how on point its results are!
This Tweet links to Discount Strong Bad emails, a blog post from AI Weirdness.
1 Apr 2019

March

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Oh man! My type-words and talk-says are humbled and honored by your engagement!
This Tweet is a reply to @JanelleCShane, who was in the process of extracting the text of Strong Bad Emails from the wiki and feeding them into her neural network.

Fun Facts

31 Mar 2019


Don't hold breath
This Tweet is a reply to @Plastic_Cyborg, who was anticipating a new April Fools' toon from Homestar Runner.
31 Mar 2019


Thanks man! I'm just out here trying my best not to suck. And if I ever did suck, I'm out here trying my best to make up for it.
This Tweet is a reply to @Zoutaleaux, who expressed his appreciation for Strong Bad's entertainment over the years.
31 Mar 2019


This Tweet is a reply to @daftkifty's request for Strong Bad Email transcripts for @JanelleCShane's neural network.
31 Mar 2019


You need look no further than hrwiki.org! You could deep learning the DVD commentaries even!
This Tweet is a reply to @AnaBlazewing's request for Strong Bad Email transcripts for @botnikstudios's neural network.

Fun Facts

31 Mar 2019


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I would def hang with this guy.
This Tweet is a reply to @VonAether's digitally distorted image of Homestar Runner in The Field, in which several bushes somewhat resemble creatures.
30 Mar 2019


For April Fool's day this year, I wish Bubs would feed all my sbemails into his discount neural network and see what kinda insane, eyeball-covered gold it would spit out.
30 Mar 2019


Because that's what his unauthorized autobiography is called. (why he didn't give himself authorization is beyond me)
This Tweet is a reply to @ColonelGet, who posted a photo of a Hardee's sign simply reading "Welcome back / Froot Loops / Donuts" and asked why he read it in Homsar's voice.
29 Mar 2019


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Me and Strong Sad -in a rare collaborative moment- in 2002 butchering classics by both @realSeBADoh and @_GuidedByVoices at the same time!

Video Transcript

{Strong Sad and Strong Bad are sitting on the couch watching the VCR together. Strong Sad is holding a guitar. Guitar music plays.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Seeing all the things I've seen. Maybe I should go away for a wine. Maybe I shouldn't smile so much. Uh... he's sharpening his teeth, for everyone... did you really think that you were the only one? Buzzards and dreadful crows. {talking} That's a... that's a different band.

28 Mar 2019


Let's try and reverse engineer them from The Cheat's the artwork. We know for sure they contain steam and sugar (maybe steamed milk? I dunno). Royal icing. Scone-like consistency. Whattaya think the bits inside are? Nuts? Candied ginger? Semi-sweet Grumbles?
This Tweet is a reply to @TheMisterPipes, who requested a Grumblecakes recipe.

Fun Facts

25 Mar 2019


kept thinking the medium would be dead soon, but a decade has gone by and peoples keep asking
This Tweet is a reply to @pinata_time, who asked if there were plans for a new Homestar Runner DVD or Blu-ray.
25 Mar 2019


soonthyme
This Tweet is a reply to @Leavittman1, who asked when the Grumblecakes video would be posted to YouTube.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's made-up word contains the word thyme.
25 Mar 2019


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A slowish jam from my past. Just the timeless story of a guy waiting in line, demanding random baked goods from the woman in front of him. No more, no less. #grumblecakes

Video Transcript

See Grumblecakes (video)

25 Mar 2019


AAAHHHH!! The human eyes!! They stare right through my breakfast and into my soul!!! (Nice highlight on Blue Diamond Phillips though.)
This Tweet is a reply to @NinMaster712_YT, who shared a photo of himself in a Strong Bad costume for Zenkaikon.
23 Mar 2019


Yes! It's called 'having a younger sibling!'
This Tweet is a reply to @kitschensyngk, who asked if Strong Bad could "feel [Strong Sad] creep into [his] private life".
20 Mar 2019


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Oh great, @tuneyards. Now Strong Sad is all cheesed at me because I went on the @JoCoCruise and didn't get you to sign this weird album fan art he made. I told him that's several kinds of messed up but he insisted you would understand.
20 Mar 2019


Although if Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) had done a Craig Mack tribute, that woulda been pretty awesome also.
18 Mar 2019


People from @JoCoCruise '19 keep focusing on @QuelleChris's extendo-dab, but me and Coach Z think his Craig Mack tribute was the highlight. #flavainyaear
18 Mar 2019


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Let us celebrate today with a gif of one of the only appropriate examples I could find. Newly colored for 2019!
17 Mar 2019


Collectinate!
This Tweet is a reply to @interdigital, who asked if passengers should leave or collect the hidden Trogdors.
9 Mar 2019


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Forget hidden MouseMans! Passengers on the @JoCoCruise should be on the lookout for hidden Trogdors this week!
9 Mar 2019


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Trog-cation
All I ever wanted
Trog-cation
Had to get away
8 Mar 2019


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Not quite in Litigation Jackson territory but that winery is pushin their luck. If I see MERLOT'D on one of their wines then I'll have to regulate.
This Tweet is a reply to @VOOOLN, who showed a wine label and said they read it in their head in a Teen Girl Squad voice.
8 Mar 2019


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Passengers on the @JoCoCruise, this is what I'm bout to endure so I can come play the Trogdor board game with y'alls on the boat. There is NO WORSE traveling companion than sidewise eyes puppet Homestar! (and possibly Strong Sad's severed arm?!)
7 Mar 2019


OR you could watch the high quality official version instead of some janky ripped-from-the-swf version:
This Tweet is a reply to @CamTroid, who had a conversation with @GeeksAndSundays stemming from the previous Tweet in which CamTroid linked an unofficial version of the cartoon.
This Tweet links to the official YouTube version of Teen Girl Squad 7.
6 Mar 2019


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Another legend leaves us. We'll always have the time I drew King Kong Bundy in a Teen Girl Squad, executing a Big Splash from off a playground slide.

Fun Facts

5 Mar 2019

February

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Never gonna happen. It was on an old FD memory card, a proprietary format that Videlectrix only produced for like 3 months. There doesn't exist a beige enough box to read the data on these things.
This Tweet is a reply to @KazuoIchigama, who replied to the "Web 0.0" Tweet asking for a fixed "long-haired freaky The Cheat".
11 Feb 2019


<frame>'s amiright?! The keys that open the gates to true web design freedom!
This Tweet is a reply to @Sir5000, who replied to the rat GIF Tweet saying that Strong Bad's site helped with learning HTML.
10 Feb 2019


There's a 55% chance it was once a zucchini. The other 45% screams 'texas cheesesteak and egg patty melt.'
This Tweet is a reply to @lifeistatakai, who replied to the "Web 0.0" Tweet asking if Strong Bad ever found out what was in the foil hunk.
10 Feb 2019


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This is def on of my favs.

Fun Facts

10 Feb 2019


Peoples keep sending me this comic movie website that's all Web 0.0. Lemme just remind all y'alls that Strong Bad unironically made an awesome/terrible website a million years ago with way better gifs and a proper broken hit counter. homestarrunner.com/sbsite

Fun Facts

Strong Bad's Website was first presented in the Strong Bad Email website.

10 Feb 2019


As it should. That's pure, mainlined The Cheat humor right there.
This Tweet is a reply to @Girl9Tweet, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying "steep prices and trees" made her laugh.
8 Feb 2019



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In this week's edition of 'More Stuff Phife Dawg Inspired in Sbemail History,' we look at an easter egg from Sbemail 119: 'Animal' and the origin of my favorite wardrobe provider.

Video Transcript

{Fade in to the Easter egg from the Strong Bad Email "animal". The Deep Sea Fangly Fish is sitting on a counter with its lights flashing.

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Second place contestants receive Deep Sea Fangly Fish. Promotional considerations by Sterrance.

{The words "Mr. Bad's Wadrobe provided by Styles Upon Styles" fades in}

GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad's wardrobe furnished by...

{Cut to a music video. A rap artist with his eyes covered with plastic hits his finger against his palm as he raps.}

PHIFE DAWG: Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have! You want it just to fight for but you still don't know the hap!

{The music video stops, the text from before returns, and the commercial music resumes playing. The Homestar Runner head lure drops in from the left. Words appear below as he talks.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER LURE: Steep prices and trees!

Fun Facts

8 Feb 2019


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It's no 'wagon fulla', but @fancybane did a pretty good slopjob with these pancakes!

Video Transcript

{A pancake shaped like Strong Bad's head sits on a griddle. Music begins to play.}

PANCAKE STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm a girl, or maybe a Strong Bad, made out of pancaaakes!

{Cut to a pancake shaped like Homestar's head. Music plays.}

PANCAKE HOMESTAR RUNNER: A Homestar made of pamcakes? In the champeenship? I'd like to see me try!

{Fade to black}

Fun Facts

Both songs are from montage, where the Wagon Fulla Pancakes was first introduced.

7 Feb 2019


This is what we call in the industry 'a good idea.'
This Tweet is a reply to @Cillian1996, who asked about making a new game instead of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
6 Feb 2019


I'll start calling Telltale's now-empty offices and see if I can get the rights to make a Switch port. "Yes, hello, Cap'n Telltale? If I'm allowed to port SBCG4AP to the Switch then just sit there, say nothing, and be a defunct business entity." "..." "Great, thanks!"
This Tweet is a reply to @Patstar54, who replied to the "Justice Combo Meal" Tweet, saying they can't play Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
6 Feb 2019


I'm happy for you and everything but you'd best not attribute that quote to me! That's some Strong SAD syllabic garbage you're quotin! From when he was hopped up on caffeine-free coffee substitute! I can ALWAYS remember my (tape) legs!
This Tweet is a reply to @CCCieri, who Tweeted about writing a play named after the "@StrongBadActual quote" "I Can't Remember My Legs".
6 Feb 2019


Yes, after all the Kickcheater backers get their copies we should have extras to sell in the Homestore.
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked if there will be another chance to order Trogdor!! The Board Game.
5 Feb 2019


Oh man! That wave of early 80's spice games was fantastic! Lawry's Seasoned Salt Miner, FruitFresh Bruise Brawler, NoSalt Health and Fitness Monitor!! All the hits!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ArkRetrocade, who replied to the previous reply, making up a game called "Shippin Thyme" about tossing crates of spice onto trucks.
2 Feb 2019


Shipping is the same time we've always said: June 2019. You can always change your address in BackerKit and I'm pretty sure we'll triple check once it gets close to shippin thyme!
This Tweet is a reply to @CrazyCattsLady, who asked when Trogdor!! The Board Game is shipping, and how to change the address.
1 Feb 2019


More like shoulder pads. We have to run a thick metal cable through the neck of his turtleneck sweaters to get them to stay in place so he can see and eat Decemberween brunch (the only time he wears turtlenecks).
This Tweet is a reply to @GossSean42, who replied to the previous explodey collar Tweet, asking how Strong Mad wears a collar.
1 Feb 2019


Maybe in real life that would happen. But me and The Cheat made this. So that creepy, smushed blue Homestar in a bowler hat gets his head blowed off.
This Tweet is a reply to @iyeru, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying Homsar would probably blow up the remote or the screen, or his lower half instead.
1 Feb 2019


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'Member the explodey collar app? If your device doesn't go into lockdown when it sees a Flash file, then have a go at it yourself! Can be very cathartisfying for those stuck at computers all day. homestarrunner.com/kotcollar.html

Fun Facts

The remote control collar head explosion game was first introduced in the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Developer's Blog.

1 Feb 2019

January

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Not true! Pretty sure he had nothing to do with this particular track. Though Jared is responsible for all the music in the #1 Slow Jam 'Food-Related Love' as well as a buncha other musical awesomeness.
This Tweet is a reply to @IronCurtaiNYC, who replied to @benfoldsone (who replied to the previous "Justice Combo Meal" Tweet, asking what keyboards were used), explaining that it was made by Jared Emerson-Johnson.
31 Jan 2019


I just named it that! It's been the ever-so-catchy "protest.mp3" since its creation.
This Tweet is a reply to @ThundrStarchamp, who replied to the previous Tweet about the title "Justice Combo Meal".
31 Jan 2019


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While we're on the subject of SBCG4AP, here's a little forgotten protest gem from the end credits of Episode 2. It's as if that song One Tin Soldier left its keys in a taxi and this song is the gross leather keychain from someplace in Arizona!

Video Transcript

{The Stave It Off Guy is sitting on a stool, strumming a guitar. The words "Justice Combo Meal by Stave It Off Guy" are in the corner}

SINGERS: Come on, everybody, now, can't you hear the wind blow?

{The words "just listen" fade in, then later fade out}

SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! What's the price of freedom, man? Can you cut me a deal? A crate of wholesale liberty, or a justice combo meal?

{The words "there's only this looping animation" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: So gather 'round, short children. Listen to what I sing. Remember those who went to waaaaar... all for creamy dings.

{The words "nothing else to see really" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: Come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode!

STRONG BAD: My head!

{The words "oh, except for this:" fade in, then out}

SINGERS: So come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow?

{Close up on the Stave It Off Guy's mustache}

SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode!

{A pair of yellow eyes open on the mustache, and a single tear wells and drops off}

STAVE IT OFF GUY: That was nice.

Fun Facts

31 Jan 2019


AHHHH!! Twitter make too large!!!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply, acknowledging that Twitter resized the GIF.
31 Jan 2019


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Maybe they were basing him off this guy.
This Tweet is a reply to @NK_Cyborg, who replied to the DVD slip cover reply, saying Bubs (with black shading on his teeth) looks nightmarish.
31 Jan 2019


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That's actively being good-graphic'd as we speak!
This Tweet is a reply to @abra238_rs, who replied to the previous SBCG4AP Tweet asking about Stinkoman 20X6 level 10.
31 Jan 2019


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Ah yes, @The_BaconStrip, the slip cover dvd release. I think they might have put just a liiiittle bit less effort into that one (backwards Homsar, backwards Coach Z, ripped-from-a-swf Strong Mad complete with weird Flash masking issue on his mouth).
This Tweet is a reply to his previous SBCG4AP Tweet.
This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @The_BaconStrip's reply to the previous SBCG4AP Tweet, stating to have the slip cover version.
30 Jan 2019


I was just being optimistic. Probably nothing.
This Tweet is a reply to @NK_Cyborg, who replied to the Switch re-release reply, asking what games SBCG4AP outsold to become third-worst.
30 Jan 2019



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Here's the Videlecdiculous text from the back of the box.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.
30 Jan 2019


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For those asking about a physical release of SBCG4AP, there was a very brief one for the PC version! It had this awesome reversible cover with hidden Videlectrix goodness (with amazing 2600 art by @markdarin I believe?).
30 Jan 2019


I kinda doubt the 3rd worst selling Telltale title is high on the "port to modern systems" priority list for whoever took over their catalog.
This Tweet is a reply to @InmanAlex, who replied to the previous Nintendo Power Tweet asking about a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Nintendo Switch re-release.
30 Jan 2019


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Don't worry, I gave Videlectrix forever-rights to Homestar-related games. Not even death, illness, nor acts of good graphics shall rend it asunder.
This Tweet is a reply to @Sprokacola, who asked if Telltale Games still owned the rights to Homestar games.
30 Jan 2019


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In honor of the death of the Wii Shop Channel, I will repost this interview I did with Nintendo Power about SBCG4AP. Note how I refuse to take their Chuck Norris-bait and give Skulltulas a shout.
30 Jan 2019


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Nowhere near as unsettling as Large Bean!!
This Tweet is a reply to @actuallyalfendi, who posted images of Homestar Runner combined with Slender Man.
30 Jan 2019


Those metal detector mini games did suck, didn't they?
This Tweet is a reply to @syke (who linked to @eurogamer's Tweet about the closing of the Wii Shop Channel), reminiscing about playing Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, "metal detector mini games aside".
30 Jan 2019


Two beefy arms?!! What is that? A Trogdor, S is for Sucks hybrid?! You unethical monster!! You can't crossbreed those two! What about Gene's Pool?! Hi, Gene! 'Hey gals!'
This Tweet is a reply to @bionicpencil, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a drawing of a two-beefy armed Trogdor.
29 Jan 2019


Close. Right band, wrong album/song. Listen to "Rhythm" from People's Instinctive Travels...
This Tweet is a reply to @flushthechumps, who asked if the email intro for virus was an homage to A Tribe Called Quest's "we got the jazz, we got the jazz".
29 Jan 2019


If by "patched" you mean Videlectrix putting more duct tape on the cartridge, then yes.
This Tweet is a reply to @BenjiDeaula, who replied to the level 10 delay Tweet, asking if the glitch that causes the ground to disappear after you die on certain bosses will be patched in the update.
29 Jan 2019


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Looks like "Bradtrogdor" according to this graffiti. Poor Bradtrogdor. Stuck on the JV Peasant Scorching team and plagued by horrible, scarring consummate acne.
This Tweet is a reply to @AntonacciBrian, who posted a Trogdor graffiti labeled "TROGDOR" (next to the name "Brad").
27 Jan 2019


Yeah, like instead of "Diggidy-Dear Strong Bad." Sometimes I like to get alliterative on all y'alls.
This Tweet is a reply to @cacciatorecreat, who replied to the previous reply, asking if Strong Bad just felt like saying "ding-dong" in japanese cartoon's intro.
27 Jan 2019


Woah, the haiku is totally just a coincidence! It's actually a reference to a common early 2000's virusy spam email that would try to get you to open the attachment with the enticing phrase "so cool a flash, I thought you would enjoy it!" So enticing!
This Tweet is a reply to @R36_9346, who posted the email intro from japanese cartoon in response to @cacciatorecreat, who replied to the Phife Dawg Tweet, asking if said intro was a haiku.
27 Jan 2019


Let's make a new game entirely! How about a Dangeresque game that's like that cute Animal Villagetown game 'cept with crime and murder! Instead of bringing giraffes hip tanktops and modern sofas you bring perps hard justice and sweet vengeance!!
This Tweet is a reply to @FatSamurai92, who asked if Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People will be ported to the Nintendo Switch, or if a new game will be made entirely.
26 Jan 2019


And speaking of, here's the official YT link for that Fu-Schnickens song:
This Tweet is a reply to his dragon YouTube reply.
This Tweet links to the official YouTube video for the song La Schmoove.
26 Jan 2019


And I you! Catch up on my latest styles! I made a board game:

youtu.be/2rMCkNgHa3c
I showed off more Skills of an Artist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list= ...

And I tried to kill Homestar's imaginary dog/cloud:
This Tweet is a reply to @Laurel_Glidden, who linked to the previous Phife Dawg Tweet saying they missed Strong Bad.
This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Mr. Poofers Must Die.
26 Jan 2019


Or as Coach Z pronounces them, Phorf Dag and Q-Torp. Jarobi, unsurprisingly, he can say just fine.
This Tweet is a reply to @caitcastlelaz, who replied to the previous Phife Dawg Tweet, simply saying "Phife the Burninator".
26 Jan 2019


Aw man! You coulda at least linked to my official YT page for that email that has decent sound and less ripped-from-the-web jankiness.
This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewDMth's reply to @GeoValentine (who replied to the previous Tweet asking what dragon was) with an unofficial link.
This Tweet links to the official YouTube upload of dragon.
26 Jan 2019


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Sbemail Factoid: did you know that the email song from 'dragon' is an homage to Phife Dawg's flow from La Schmoove by the Fu-Schnickens?

Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is sitting at the Compy 386, typing in his e-mail client}

STRONG BAD: {rapping} Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week I hope it is from a female.

{Cut to a man rapping within a large crowd}

PHIFE DAWG: {rapping} Here I go once again with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is so-so!

{Cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Here I go once again—

{Cut back to Phife Dawg}

PHIFE DAWG: —with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is—

{Cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: —e-mail!

26 Jan 2019


Those spinities on his tail appear to be proto-consummate. These are all over the fossil record. If I had a cold one for every trilobite fossil I've dug up covered in proto-consummate V's...
This Tweet is a reply to @_ragegun, who replied to the previous Google Doodle link, saying there doesn't appear to be any consummate V's.
25 Jan 2019


This is quality winter decor!! Burninating the deranged mutant killer monster snow goons!!
This Tweet is a reply to @chowspecial, who replied to the Trogday Tweet with a photo of Strong Bad and Trogdor painted on a window (along with snowmen from Calvin and Hobbes).
25 Jan 2019


Ah, that's clearly the stickly-armed Wingalasaurus Trog, a Surreptaceous Era ancestor of the modern beefy armed burninator. @GoogleDoodles wouldn't know beefy if it came up and punched em in the face!
This Tweet links to @FunnyGirlTM's Tweet pointing out the resemblance between a dragon in a Google Doodle and Trogdor.
25 Jan 2019


That rules! But he's so tiny! He's like the Minish Trog!
This Tweet links to reply to the Trogday Tweet, with a screenshot of a The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past randomizer with a Trogdor skin for Link.
25 Jan 2019


Though Puffed Salt Dries do claim to be a 'soup-or-food.' Y'know, cause they're pretty sure it's at least ONE of those things.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous "Puffed Salt Dries" link.
23 Jan 2019


If June is soon (those are samples. meeples are be'sing mass produced as we speak)
This Tweet is a reply to @senor_cardgage_, who replied to the country dish towel Tweet, asking if meeples were coming soon.
23 Jan 2019


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To be clear, these are NOT the official munchies of the CGNU dorms. That honor goes to Cheap as Free Food Service's Potato-Glanced Puffed Salt Dries. (yes, they are trying to pass off a 'dry' as a type of snack medium) Available in ranch and thrice-ranch!
This Tweet links to @henrylutts's Tweet with a photo of a snack bag labeled "Crazy Go Nuts, The Superfood Snack".
23 Jan 2019


Honestly, I'm not siding with either one. The whole thing is a 3rd-rate Hokey Pokey ripoff if you ask me.
This Tweet is a reply to @TAlanHorne, who replied to the previous looptie-loo Tweet, pointing out that Strong Bad has acknowledged the debate.
20 Jan 2019


There already was. It was hidden in last year's April Fools cartoon. There's gonna be a sbemail 209.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheFinalDoctor, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking if there was going to be a sbemail 208.
20 Jan 2019


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Not sure why I deleted this awesome line and easter egg from sbemail208. Maybe because I didn't want to get in the middle of the "looptie-loo vs. looby lou" debate. Trust me, you do NOT wanna kick that hornet's nest!

Video Transcript

{A Cheap As Free Little Golden Book titled "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)" by Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews with three bored children on the cover hovers in front of the Lappier}

STRONG BAD: Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger. Y'know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers. Now you sound like an important adjacent historical figure! She's the lady that discovered going looptie-lie! It used to just be looptie-loo! And Saturday night wasn't even involved!

20 Jan 2019


Thanks for the heads up! I'll sic Litigation Jackson on em posthaste! (wait, does that mean 'after speed'? cause I want it to be 'during speed')
This Tweet is a reply to @erinpanto, who pointed out an unofficial Trogdor shirt being sold online.
19 Jan 2019


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I found more old dvd menu tests! Watch as I boot my The Cheatbrick into Fisher Price Strong Sad!

Video Transcript

{a 3D, CGI Strong Bad walks into the office. He has no mouth.}

STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say {Teen Girl Squad voice} Strong Bad is on point!

{Strong Bad flips a switch, and cringes as the rave lights blink and techno music plays. Strong Bad screams and flips it off}

STRONG BAD: Wrong switch.

{The camera turns across the room showing the window with the sycamore, the desk with the Compy 386, and an incompletely-rendered CGI Strong Sad in the doorway on the far end}

STRONG BAD: My mouth tastes like... DVDs. Hey, The Cheat!

{Strong Bad kicks an incompletely-rendered yellow block into the incompletely-rendered Strong Sad. Strong Sad falls over. Camera turns back to Strong Bad at the desk}

STRONG BAD: A direct hit!

{Strong Bad jumps onto the stool. A white box drops down from the top of the screen}

STRONG BAD: The Paper, show these morons what to do!

18 Jan 2019


Well, the KOT has been known to be left standing with the egg mustache, but that would make him a victim of the Egg Man, not the man himself.
This Tweet is a reply to @ThatCoolblue, who asked if the King of Town was associated with the Egg Man.
18 Jan 2019


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Oh you know I strictly STINKOMAIN!
This Tweet is a reply to @The_Skullivan, who asked who Strong Bad mains in Super Smash Bros.
15 Jan 2019


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THIS is the kinda stuff you find on Strong Sad's old hard drives. In a folder called "Chef's Whims" no less!

Image Transcript

{A head with a helmet made of clay sitting on a pedestal in a glass dome rotates around on a black, starry background. The animation loops.}

15 Jan 2019


You mean this one? (dunno whose YT account this is)
This Tweet is a reply to @PacifistRunGuy, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet talking about the Trogdor mention on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
This Tweet links to a YouTube upload of the clip.
14 Jan 2019


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Nope. Emails just take WAY longer to check these days. I'm workin on one right now!
This Tweet is a reply to @therealtasha818, who asked if Strong Bad Emails were over.
14 Jan 2019


Need one of these prints so bad it hurtinates.
This Tweet is a reply to @CharlemagneSeb, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet with a Trogdor-themed "medieval woodcut".
13 Jan 2019


Maybe I'm not a true believer but I'm seein' WAY more Wormdingler in this one than Troggie.
This Tweet is a reply to @DanMilanoHere, who replied to the previous Trogday Tweet with a photo of earphones in the shape of Trogdor, saying "only true believers can see it".
13 Jan 2019


Also Happy *Trogday. Autocorrect knows not to change 'Trogdor' anymore but now it freakin' changes 'Trogday' to 'Trogdor!'
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.
13 Jan 2019


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Happy Trogdor! Let's celebrate Trogdor's big 16th by posting your fave Trog-sighting or Trogdor-shaped item! Here's mine!
13 Jan 2019


That's no Trogdor! That's a Eastern Beefless Leafaling Dragon! Not a beefy-armed Wingaling!
This Tweet is a reply to @alXtrathicc, who posted a Trogdor-like apple logo, with no beefy arms and leaves for wingalings.
13 Jan 2019


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Sorry @Lin_Manuel, I chickened out on screaming "It's over!" at the end of your performance. Instead I butchered the lyrics to your styles!

Video Transcript

{In front of a building where the promotional image for the Hamilton musical is prominently displayed. Zoom out. The Strong Bad plush doll pops up.}

STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm Strong-Lawrence in the place to be! Two pints of Cold Ones but I'm workin' on three! Do what I do, professionally, but to tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be... {stops rapping} Oh. I mixed up my hip hop styles.

12 Jan 2019


That is NOT what it looks like when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded The Cheat!
This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who posted a drawing of a front-facing The Cheat.
11 Jan 2019


depends. r u really Earthworm Cool Spot in Monster World?
This Tweet is a reply to @toejamandearl (who replied to @ComSpriggs's reply to them, suggesting they interact with Strong Bad), asking "r u really" Strong Bad.
10 Jan 2019


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Check out this old dvd intro previs nightmare! Why does Homestar look like he's got a wireframe cheek fulla chaw?

Video Transcript

{The Everybody! Everybody! song plays throughout. A pre-rendered grayscale of the words "Homestar Runner" are onscreen. A prerendered wireframe Homestar Runner strolls past the word "Homestar" from right to left, then scrolls across the word "Runner" from left to right. Halfway through the word, the camera focuses on Homestar from teh front. He flips the letters of the word has he passes, and the final letter converts into an h*r logo. Homestar fills the screen.}

{Cut to Homestar's wireframe feet. Then cut to Homestar's wireframe face in front of the website intro. Homestar moves off-screen as a round wireframe ball comes into view. Zoom in on the ball.}

{A wireframe Homestar Runner is strolling along the outside of the wireframe ball past some wireframe hills. Zoom in closer on Homestar. Blue ovals and red squares pass him by.}

{Cut to wireframe Homestar as seen from below. Pan up to his head.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do!

{The music cuts out}

HOMESTAR: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do!

10 Jan 2019


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Here's last night's livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game in case you missed it. JIBBLIES WARNING: Puppet Marshie may appear without warning. live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
9 Jan 2019


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Thanks to everybody who watched the livestream playthrough with these jokers! Can't wait to get the game into the hands of all o' dang y'all! Paper Rat forev!
8 Jan 2019


In 20 mins! Livestreamery playthrough! Join us for fun! (It'll get archived for those who can't)
This Tweet links to the Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends! live stream on Kickstarter.
8 Jan 2019


Kong! I meant Diddy Kong, autocorrect! Diddy King is the name of the last northern Indiana Dairy Queen ripoff I would ever stop at!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous link.
8 Jan 2019


This is like the soundtrack to my unrealized Tinstar-like Super Scope Six game! (it goes to a very Diddy King Racing place in the middle there)
This Tweet links to @BryceIsaacson, who replied to the previous Tweet with a link to an 8-bit remix of "Here Comes the Strong Bad".
8 Jan 2019


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Join puppet me + humans Mike, Lucky Yates, and Ryan Sterritt tomorrow night at 8pm EST for a livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game. Against my better judgement, I will crowdsource all my moves in the game from chat suggestions! live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
7 Jan 2019


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I'm a day late, but as you can guess, the Announcer is pretty bummed at the passing of Mean Gene. He took inspiration from Gene's ability to stay calm in the face of sweaty, dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled rants.

Fun Facts

  • The GIF is from yes, wrestling.
    • The phrase "dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled [rants]" also originated from the email.
  • "Mean" Gene Okerlund was a wrestling interviewer, announcer, and television host. He died two days prior to the Tweet.
4 Jan 2019
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