@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019
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May
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Well, it's always been a 'D-List' title on the sales charts so it's not really that big a change. If anything, we gained a lowercase 'e'!!
| 24 May 2019
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She did it again! @JanelleCShane got a neural net to extend my "Okay for Mom" list from sbemail 186 with expectedly bananas results! (pounds!)
| 23 May 2019
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Hey, at least they remembered to include the game in that list at all! Some algorithm prolly told them "(4) people will [sorta] care about (SBGC4AP)" and they still included me in the kill-list! Score!
| 23 May 2019
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Man, I have no idea who to even think about talking to about that. All's I got is the 10,000+ lines of dialog I recorded. You think I'll get in trouble if I just start posting sound files from the game to twitter and we all play it tweet-your-own-adventure style?!
| 23 May 2019
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Only a couple hours left to back @schweizercomics kickstarter wherein he makes cool wooden Sherlock Holmes figurines! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/schweizer/schweizercraft-sherlock-holmes-collection … Have a pic of me and Holmes and a spectral hound in front of a wizard boarding school and an essential oil diffuser!
| 19 May 2019
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I just dang might! I'll let people know if and when there are details to detail to you!
| 18 May 2019
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EAT A LOT OF FOOD ALERT!!
| 16 May 2019
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Oh yeah? Even in... THIS FORM?!!
| 16 May 2019
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Then let's put on our leather flight helmets and fly directly into a giant laser beam as we scream a super lame one-liner together!!
| 16 May 2019
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I did have a problem for a while there but it was more like email-aplague victim, than -aholic.
| 16 May 2019
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208 was the one hidden inside last year's April Fool's thing. 209 is coming...
| 16 May 2019
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I dunno if checking 1 email a week for 6-8 years and then pretty much not at all for the next decade constitutes -aholic status. But hey, Impact plus Sand font is a winning combo!
| 16 May 2019
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Ye attempt to get a life but are met with adversity, both societal and economic. Ye settles for a job that almost pays thy bills and putst the rest on Thy Dungeonmaster charge card, accruing significant dungeondebt which your kids inherit. You dead. Score 21 out of a possible 999
| 15 May 2019
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This outpouring of actual crap-give from everybody brings a rare tear to this washed-up old internet wrestleman's eye!
| 15 May 2019
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Best followers ever man! I tweet some mostly jokey nonsense and get a buncha replies with legit solutions! You people rule!!
| 15 May 2019
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Dear @thebehemoth, I want to port my text adventure that was made with Actionscript 2.0 but looks like it was made with BASIC to modern consoles because I think kids are finally ready to have the crap text-parsed outta them properly. Any advice?
| 15 May 2019
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"You got SPONCH'D!" doesn't sound as violent as getting SBLOUNSKCHED. Almost sounds pleasant! Maybe Sponch is like the diet, 100 calorie version. Y'know, without all the pepperoni.
| 14 May 2019
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There already is! Just play the regular game and change Trogdor's name to Beefaeryghon or whatever and you're good to go!
| 14 May 2019
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I would love this. Unfortunately, Videlectrix doesn't have the clout they (never) once had.
| 13 May 2019
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Stnank is the word used by the chosen few like me who are incapable of 'mistakes.' A stnank is the closest we get.
| 13 May 2019
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I'm told that technically there wasn't any burnination of actual thatch so they are spared from my legal rampage for now. Countryside and peasants were apparently well represented though.
| 13 May 2019
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The last track off the Rulebook EP! It's the triumphant return of Brainkrieg with Trogdor's Fiery Rage!
| 10 May 2019
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That's awesome! Nothin says love like a cleft-in-twain The Cheat-- Waitaminute! Parking in the ramp is free if I'm in and out within an hour?!! How come nobody told me?!!
| 10 May 2019
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I've always loved that this cover of the Stinkoman theme is like 80% build-up. I almost want it to end right when the theme proper kicks in.
| 10 May 2019
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Sometimes ya gotta see things from a Chorch's perspective.
| 9 May 2019
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Remember their involvement!
| 4 May 2019
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It infuses the salmon with delicious science umami before you smoke it.
| 4 May 2019
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I def never shoulda canceled my subscription to The Journal of The Cheat Science and Medicine. The yearly 'Skelebratory Skelebration' issue was always full of... Salmon. Y'know, after I used its pages to wrap salmon in them.
| 4 May 2019
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Man, for a sell-crap-to-kids cartoon, this old Blue Laserdisc Challenge game got pretty gruesome. Also, The Cheats apparently have simpler nervous and circulatory systems than, like, those little... asymptotes or whatever they're called.
Fun Facts
| 3 May 2019
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Yes! It is truly grab bag style! Bubs pokes whoever is pulling shirts for him (90% chance of Strong Sad) in the eyes as they do it so they don't know what shirt they just packed. Check that link for more boring info!
| 2 May 2019
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TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!!
Fun Facts
| 2 May 2019
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Oh fulldang! Mystery Shirt Sale! Only $10.99! Pick your size and who knows what old shirt design from the mid-to-late aughts you might get! 4 Gregs? Swirly Homestar? Troggie? Bubs wants these OUT of his crawlspace! Which sounds way weirder than I meant it! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/mystery-shirts?variant=20454032212056 …
| 2 May 2019
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Do you wanna watch seemingly disinterested people mostly avert their eyes during a live performance of Quickstart Overview from @JoCoCruise 2019? Well thanks to @philster27, you totally can! Thanks man!
| 1 May 2019 |
April
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He's little but densely packed!
| 30 Apr 2019
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It's neverything you never asked nor!
| 30 Apr 2019
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4/4
| 30 Apr 2019
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3/4
| 30 Apr 2019
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2/4
| 30 Apr 2019
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Here are those gifs you ordered. 1/4
| 30 Apr 2019
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More Kickcheatery! Board game wizard @cheapassjames (who designed Trogdor!! The Board Game with me) is making a book about the 100+ games he made with @cheapassgames! Pledge it on strong! Last hours an allat!
| 30 Apr 2019
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Everything still looks good for shipping in June as of this moment. But yes, exactly when you get it will depend on where you live on the planet plus it's gonna take a minute to ship out those piles and piles.
| 30 Apr 2019
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Once the 24,000 backers of the Kickstarter get their copies, we'll sell the leftovers in our online store. But you know how leftovers are, just pour a buncha gravy on em before you microwave and they taste just as good!
| 29 Apr 2019
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Here's the YouTubery. Now with 3x more curling!
| 29 Apr 2019
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Where ya think?! It doing-sproings outta my top hat, man! Like all dapper investigator/roustabouts!
| 29 Apr 2019
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Dangeresque stands dapperly by the other greatest detective of all time! Check out this Kickcheater from @schweizercomics (who did the art for the Trogdor board game) where he makes cool wooden figures of Sherlock Holmes characters! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/schweizer/schweizercraft-sherlock-holmes-collection …
| 29 Apr 2019
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After all the kickcheater backers get their games, we'll sell any extra copies in the online store and you can pick one up then!
| 27 Apr 2019
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Just the one initial vat of money! Every copy of the game comes with 5 alternate Trogdor meeples including Wormdingler, DAGRON, Chiaroscuro Trogdor, and more!
| 27 Apr 2019
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Check out this awesome music video The Cheat and Strong Mad made for the first single off my new EP/Audio-Rulebook-For-A-Board-Game! It's the Quickstart Overview!
Video Transcript | 26 Apr 2019
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I knoweth already, Thy Dungeoness Crab! Those are summa the earliest ones we uploaded (and applauded). We'll unify naming conventions and meta tags and font kerning eventually!
| 22 Apr 2019
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You were probably trying to match the poly-count of Mega Man on that cover to mine from SBCG4AP.
| 20 Apr 2019
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Try http://new.homestarrunner.com for now. Beta stylez.
| 20 Apr 2019
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Happy The Cheatday, everyone! The Cheat replied "Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off," to no fewer than 20 emails today! A personal record!
| 18 Apr 2019
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How many people were in the room? I'm usually workin a '1 in every 36 plebs' ratio.
| 18 Apr 2019
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THIS is Marshie before the accident.
| 18 Apr 2019
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He's technically playing bass on the Cool Tapes song (marzipan wouldn't let him do the "whoa-oh's.")
| 16 Apr 2019
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And it jorst might gort one!
| 16 Apr 2019
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In what way? 'Come on' like 'why do you do this to me?' Or 'come on' like what Larry from Limozeen screams when he's filling parts of the song he forgot the lyrics to during a live show?
| 16 Apr 2019
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Pre-orders are closed for now but we will have copies available for sale in the Homestar store later this summer after all the Kickcheater backers get their copies. Have but a little patience, my friend, and burnination shall be yours!
| 16 Apr 2019
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I liken them to late 80's/early 90's never-heard-of's like The Front, Royal Court of China, and Burning Tree!
| 16 Apr 2019
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Even the best rulebooks need some audio-visual aids! So we cut an entire EP of songs about the rules of the Trogdor board game! Tracks by me, Coach Z, Limozeen, sloshy, Taranchula, Brainkrieg, and more! Go listen the crap out of it! http://homestarrunner.com/rulebookEP.html
| 16 Apr 2019
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I vote yes one million.
| 16 Apr 2019
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Or maybe we both just grew up listening to the same dope tracks!
| 16 Apr 2019
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It's like the evolution of Dangeresque! First, he was a cool Pom Pom caveman. Then he devolved into his lowest form as Homestar. Then he, um, turned into a logo for a while. THEN he reemerged as a much more advanced life form as The Cheat until finally perfecting himself as ME!
| 16 Apr 2019
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Not contained. He's being... ensconced, perhaps?
| 16 Apr 2019
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Trog...cuttles then?
| 16 Apr 2019
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Aww, don't you just wanna squeeze in there with him for Trogcuddles?
| 16 Apr 2019
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Check it out! @laywastegames has a Kickcheater going for their super-evil new game Life Siphon! If they get to $80k, they'll add a meeple that looks like Strong Sad as The Makeromancer! (though I'm pretty sure this is just coincidence) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/laywastegames/life-siphon …
| 6 Apr 2019
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Doorknob? Drawer pull? Madball? Pommel of the coolest sword ever?
Fun Facts
| 6 Apr 2019
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Corgis LOVE to devour images of Homestar!
| 5 Apr 2019
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Did you leave the dog crate open?! Don't feed the DVD to the dog!!!!
| 5 Apr 2019
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Whoa! Didn't mean to scare the aspect ratio faithful out there. Don't worry. I can't be bothered to change the seemingly arbitrary default document size and frame rate that's been the same since Macromedia Flash 4.
| 5 Apr 2019
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I may be paraphrasing here but you know what Neil Young says: "It's better to have existed for two decades in a bloated, unsecure media player than it is to rust..."
| 5 Apr 2019
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Don't worry, I'm WAY too lazy to actually do something like that. Besides, in EVERY email you would now see Homestar standing over there "behind the black." No way am I givin away that much screen time! I'm not runnin a country club, y'know!
| 5 Apr 2019
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That one was lost for a long time and I just recently found it on a dusty beige hard drive that only works if you plug a parallel port into a 4-pin firewire while blowing into an old Sega tape (Joe Montana Sports Talk Football, I believe)!
| 5 Apr 2019
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For those asking for a dvd or blu-ray re-release, have some old PREMIUM bonus content from the early aughts to tide you over until such time as I get off my shiny keister and change the aspect ratios of all my old sbemails.
Video TranscriptSee Exaggerations. | 5 Apr 2019
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That is highly encouraged!
| 4 Apr 2019
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Just tinkering. Still don't quite know what I'm gonna do with these neural network-generated sbemails from @JanelleCShane . Might be more like a podcast? There are lotsa them and they are all INSANE.
Video Transcript{Strong Bad is holding an e-mail printed on The Paper} STRONG BAD: {reading} Hey there Strong Bad! I think your dream robot should have a pom-pom-pom. Also, you should have a computer designed for its role in society. Matt, North Dakota. Again, you're really tipping your hand here, Neural Network. Both mentioning robots and then kinda demanding that computers should have roles in society. What kind of role did you have in mind, Matt? ROBOT OVERLORD?! Are you not happy with your role as a computer that gets fed tons of useless data so it can produce poorly-replicated results that we can all laugh at? Fun Facts
| 3 Apr 2019
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Too many folds!! TOO MANY FOLDS!!
Fun Facts
| 3 Apr 2019
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It's like that creepy floating Twin Peaks shadow!
Fun Facts
| 2 Apr 2019
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I just love this so much.
Video Transcript{A tiny Strong Bad head is standing at the base of a giant Tandy 400. Zoom out as the room shrinks. The room rotates as a dwarf Strong Bad shoves the Tandy 400 off the table. Strong Bad then reaches to the side and pulls out a massive Compy 386 computer, hoisting it onto the desk.} Fun Facts
| 2 Apr 2019
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I've been trying to forget him for most of my life.
| 2 Apr 2019
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I been busy making the best board game ever! Give a wrestleman a break!
| 1 Apr 2019
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She really did it! @JanelleCShane ran all the senders' emails from all my sbemails (thanks hrwiki.org!) through a discount neural network! It's a little terrifying how on point its results are!
| 1 Apr 2019 |
March
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Oh man! My type-words and talk-says are humbled and honored by your engagement!
Fun Facts
| 31 Mar 2019
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Don't hold breath
| 31 Mar 2019
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Thanks man! I'm just out here trying my best not to suck. And if I ever did suck, I'm out here trying my best to make up for it.
| 31 Mar 2019
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| 31 Mar 2019
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You need look no further than hrwiki.org! You could deep learning the DVD commentaries even!
Fun Facts
| 31 Mar 2019
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I would def hang with this guy.
| 30 Mar 2019
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For April Fool's day this year, I wish Bubs would feed all my sbemails into his discount neural network and see what kinda insane, eyeball-covered gold it would spit out.
| 30 Mar 2019
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Because that's what his unauthorized autobiography is called. (why he didn't give himself authorization is beyond me)
| 29 Mar 2019
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Me and Strong Sad -in a rare collaborative moment- in 2002 butchering classics by both @realSeBADoh and @_GuidedByVoices at the same time!
Video Transcript{Strong Sad and Strong Bad are sitting on the couch watching the VCR together. Strong Sad is holding a guitar. Guitar music plays.} STRONG BAD: {singing} Seeing all the things I've seen. Maybe I should go away for a wine. Maybe I shouldn't smile so much. Uh... he's sharpening his teeth, for everyone... did you really think that you were the only one? Buzzards and dreadful crows. {talking} That's a... that's a different band. | 28 Mar 2019
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Let's try and reverse engineer them from The Cheat's the artwork. We know for sure they contain steam and sugar (maybe steamed milk? I dunno). Royal icing. Scone-like consistency. Whattaya think the bits inside are? Nuts? Candied ginger? Semi-sweet Grumbles?
Fun Facts
| 25 Mar 2019
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kept thinking the medium would be dead soon, but a decade has gone by and peoples keep asking
| 25 Mar 2019
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soonthyme
Fun Facts
| 25 Mar 2019
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A slowish jam from my past. Just the timeless story of a guy waiting in line, demanding random baked goods from the woman in front of him. No more, no less. #grumblecakes
Video Transcript | 25 Mar 2019
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AAAHHHH!! The human eyes!! They stare right through my breakfast and into my soul!!! (Nice highlight on Blue Diamond Phillips though.)
| 23 Mar 2019
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Yes! It's called 'having a younger sibling!'
| 20 Mar 2019
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Oh great, @tuneyards. Now Strong Sad is all cheesed at me because I went on the @JoCoCruise and didn't get you to sign this weird album fan art he made. I told him that's several kinds of messed up but he insisted you would understand.
| 20 Mar 2019
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Although if Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) had done a Craig Mack tribute, that woulda been pretty awesome also.
| 18 Mar 2019
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People from @JoCoCruise '19 keep focusing on @QuelleChris's extendo-dab, but me and Coach Z think his Craig Mack tribute was the highlight. #flavainyaear
| 18 Mar 2019
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Let us celebrate today with a gif of one of the only appropriate examples I could find. Newly colored for 2019!
| 17 Mar 2019
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Collectinate!
| 9 Mar 2019
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Forget hidden MouseMans! Passengers on the @JoCoCruise should be on the lookout for hidden Trogdors this week!
| 9 Mar 2019
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Trog-cation
All I ever wanted Trog-cation Had to get away | 8 Mar 2019
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Not quite in Litigation Jackson territory but that winery is pushin their luck. If I see MERLOT'D on one of their wines then I'll have to regulate.
| 8 Mar 2019
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Passengers on the @JoCoCruise, this is what I'm bout to endure so I can come play the Trogdor board game with y'alls on the boat. There is NO WORSE traveling companion than sidewise eyes puppet Homestar! (and possibly Strong Sad's severed arm?!)
| 7 Mar 2019
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OR you could watch the high quality official version instead of some janky ripped-from-the-swf version:
| 6 Mar 2019
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Another legend leaves us. We'll always have the time I drew King Kong Bundy in a Teen Girl Squad, executing a Big Splash from off a playground slide.
Fun Facts
| 5 Mar 2019 |
February
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Never gonna happen. It was on an old FD memory card, a proprietary format that Videlectrix only produced for like 3 months. There doesn't exist a beige enough box to read the data on these things.
| 11 Feb 2019
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<frame>'s amiright?! The keys that open the gates to true web design freedom!
| 10 Feb 2019
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There's a 55% chance it was once a zucchini. The other 45% screams 'texas cheesesteak and egg patty melt.'
| 10 Feb 2019
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This is def on of my favs.
Fun Facts
| 10 Feb 2019
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Peoples keep sending me this comic movie website that's all Web 0.0. Lemme just remind all y'alls that Strong Bad unironically made an awesome/terrible website a million years ago with way better gifs and a proper broken hit counter. homestarrunner.com/sbsite
Fun FactsStrong Bad's Website was first presented in the Strong Bad Email website. | 10 Feb 2019
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As it should. That's pure, mainlined The Cheat humor right there.
| 8 Feb 2019
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In this week's edition of 'More Stuff Phife Dawg Inspired in Sbemail History,' we look at an easter egg from Sbemail 119: 'Animal' and the origin of my favorite wardrobe provider.
Video Transcript{Fade in to the Easter egg from the Strong Bad Email "animal". The Deep Sea Fangly Fish is sitting on a counter with its lights flashing. GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Second place contestants receive Deep Sea Fangly Fish. Promotional considerations by Sterrance. {The words "Mr. Bad's Wadrobe provided by Styles Upon Styles" fades in} GENERIC ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad's wardrobe furnished by... {Cut to a music video. A rap artist with his eyes covered with plastic hits his finger against his palm as he raps.} PHIFE DAWG: Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have! You want it just to fight for but you still don't know the hap! {The music video stops, the text from before returns, and the commercial music resumes playing. The Homestar Runner head lure drops in from the left. Words appear below as he talks.} HOMESTAR RUNNER LURE: Steep prices and trees! Fun Facts
| 8 Feb 2019
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It's no 'wagon fulla', but @fancybane did a pretty good slopjob with these pancakes!
Video Transcript{A pancake shaped like Strong Bad's head sits on a griddle. Music begins to play.} PANCAKE STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm a girl, or maybe a Strong Bad, made out of pancaaakes! {Cut to a pancake shaped like Homestar's head. Music plays.} PANCAKE HOMESTAR RUNNER: A Homestar made of pamcakes? In the champeenship? I'd like to see me try! {Fade to black} Fun FactsBoth songs are from montage, where the Wagon Fulla Pancakes was first introduced. | 7 Feb 2019
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This is what we call in the industry 'a good idea.'
| 6 Feb 2019
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I'll start calling Telltale's now-empty offices and see if I can get the rights to make a Switch port. "Yes, hello, Cap'n Telltale? If I'm allowed to port SBCG4AP to the Switch then just sit there, say nothing, and be a defunct business entity." "..." "Great, thanks!"
| 6 Feb 2019
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I'm happy for you and everything but you'd best not attribute that quote to me! That's some Strong SAD syllabic garbage you're quotin! From when he was hopped up on caffeine-free coffee substitute! I can ALWAYS remember my (tape) legs!
| 6 Feb 2019
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Yes, after all the Kickcheater backers get their copies we should have extras to sell in the Homestore.
| 5 Feb 2019
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Oh man! That wave of early 80's spice games was fantastic! Lawry's Seasoned Salt Miner, FruitFresh Bruise Brawler, NoSalt Health and Fitness Monitor!! All the hits!!
| 2 Feb 2019
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Shipping is the same time we've always said: June 2019. You can always change your address in BackerKit and I'm pretty sure we'll triple check once it gets close to shippin thyme!
| 1 Feb 2019
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More like shoulder pads. We have to run a thick metal cable through the neck of his turtleneck sweaters to get them to stay in place so he can see and eat Decemberween brunch (the only time he wears turtlenecks).
| 1 Feb 2019
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Maybe in real life that would happen. But me and The Cheat made this. So that creepy, smushed blue Homestar in a bowler hat gets his head blowed off.
| 1 Feb 2019
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'Member the explodey collar app? If your device doesn't go into lockdown when it sees a Flash file, then have a go at it yourself! Can be very cathartisfying for those stuck at computers all day. homestarrunner.com/kotcollar.html
Fun FactsThe remote control collar head explosion game was first introduced in the Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Developer's Blog. | 1 Feb 2019 |
January
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Not true! Pretty sure he had nothing to do with this particular track. Though Jared is responsible for all the music in the #1 Slow Jam 'Food-Related Love' as well as a buncha other musical awesomeness.
| 31 Jan 2019
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I just named it that! It's been the ever-so-catchy "protest.mp3" since its creation.
| 31 Jan 2019
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While we're on the subject of SBCG4AP, here's a little forgotten protest gem from the end credits of Episode 2. It's as if that song One Tin Soldier left its keys in a taxi and this song is the gross leather keychain from someplace in Arizona!
Video Transcript{The Stave It Off Guy is sitting on a stool, strumming a guitar. The words "Justice Combo Meal by Stave It Off Guy" are in the corner} SINGERS: Come on, everybody, now, can't you hear the wind blow? {The words "just listen" fade in, then later fade out} SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! What's the price of freedom, man? Can you cut me a deal? A crate of wholesale liberty, or a justice combo meal? {The words "there's only this looping animation" fade in, then out} SINGERS: So gather 'round, short children. Listen to what I sing. Remember those who went to waaaaar... all for creamy dings. {The words "nothing else to see really" fade in, then out} SINGERS: Come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! STRONG BAD: My head! {The words "oh, except for this:" fade in, then out} SINGERS: So come on, everybody now, can't you hear the wind blow? {Close up on the Stave It Off Guy's mustache} SINGERS: We don't like the King of Town making people's heads explode! {A pair of yellow eyes open on the mustache, and a single tear wells and drops off} STAVE IT OFF GUY: That was nice. Fun Facts
| 31 Jan 2019
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AHHHH!! Twitter make too large!!!
| 31 Jan 2019
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Maybe they were basing him off this guy.
| 31 Jan 2019
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That's actively being good-graphic'd as we speak!
| 31 Jan 2019
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Ah yes, @The_BaconStrip, the slip cover dvd release. I think they might have put just a liiiittle bit less effort into that one (backwards Homsar, backwards Coach Z, ripped-from-a-swf Strong Mad complete with weird Flash masking issue on his mouth).
| 30 Jan 2019
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I was just being optimistic. Probably nothing.
| 30 Jan 2019
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Here's the Videlecdiculous text from the back of the box.
| 30 Jan 2019
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For those asking about a physical release of SBCG4AP, there was a very brief one for the PC version! It had this awesome reversible cover with hidden Videlectrix goodness (with amazing 2600 art by @markdarin I believe?).
| 30 Jan 2019
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I kinda doubt the 3rd worst selling Telltale title is high on the "port to modern systems" priority list for whoever took over their catalog.
| 30 Jan 2019
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Don't worry, I gave Videlectrix forever-rights to Homestar-related games. Not even death, illness, nor acts of good graphics shall rend it asunder.
| 30 Jan 2019
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In honor of the death of the Wii Shop Channel, I will repost this interview I did with Nintendo Power about SBCG4AP. Note how I refuse to take their Chuck Norris-bait and give Skulltulas a shout.
| 30 Jan 2019
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Nowhere near as unsettling as Large Bean!!
| 30 Jan 2019
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Those metal detector mini games did suck, didn't they?
| 30 Jan 2019
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Two beefy arms?!! What is that? A Trogdor, S is for Sucks hybrid?! You unethical monster!! You can't crossbreed those two! What about Gene's Pool?! Hi, Gene! 'Hey gals!'
| 29 Jan 2019
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Close. Right band, wrong album/song. Listen to "Rhythm" from People's Instinctive Travels...
| 29 Jan 2019
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If by "patched" you mean Videlectrix putting more duct tape on the cartridge, then yes.
| 29 Jan 2019
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Looks like "Bradtrogdor" according to this graffiti. Poor Bradtrogdor. Stuck on the JV Peasant Scorching team and plagued by horrible, scarring consummate acne.
| 27 Jan 2019
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Yeah, like instead of "Diggidy-Dear Strong Bad." Sometimes I like to get alliterative on all y'alls.
| 27 Jan 2019
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Woah, the haiku is totally just a coincidence! It's actually a reference to a common early 2000's virusy spam email that would try to get you to open the attachment with the enticing phrase "so cool a flash, I thought you would enjoy it!" So enticing!
| 27 Jan 2019
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Let's make a new game entirely! How about a Dangeresque game that's like that cute Animal Villagetown game 'cept with crime and murder! Instead of bringing giraffes hip tanktops and modern sofas you bring perps hard justice and sweet vengeance!!
| 26 Jan 2019
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And speaking of, here's the official YT link for that Fu-Schnickens song:
| 26 Jan 2019
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And I you! Catch up on my latest styles! I made a board game:
youtu.be/2rMCkNgHa3c
| 26 Jan 2019
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Or as Coach Z pronounces them, Phorf Dag and Q-Torp. Jarobi, unsurprisingly, he can say just fine.
| 26 Jan 2019
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Aw man! You coulda at least linked to my official YT page for that email that has decent sound and less ripped-from-the-web jankiness.
| 26 Jan 2019
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Sbemail Factoid: did you know that the email song from 'dragon' is an homage to Phife Dawg's flow from La Schmoove by the Fu-Schnickens?
Video Transcript{Strong Bad is sitting at the Compy 386, typing in his e-mail client} STRONG BAD: {rapping} Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week I hope it is from a female. {Cut to a man rapping within a large crowd} PHIFE DAWG: {rapping} Here I go once again with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is so-so! {Cut back to Strong Bad} STRONG BAD: Here I go once again— {Cut back to Phife Dawg} PHIFE DAWG: —with the ill-so! All the MCs, their rap style is— {Cut back to Strong Bad} STRONG BAD: —e-mail! | 26 Jan 2019
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Those spinities on his tail appear to be proto-consummate. These are all over the fossil record. If I had a cold one for every trilobite fossil I've dug up covered in proto-consummate V's...
| 25 Jan 2019
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This is quality winter decor!! Burninating the deranged mutant killer monster snow goons!!
| 25 Jan 2019
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Ah, that's clearly the stickly-armed Wingalasaurus Trog, a Surreptaceous Era ancestor of the modern beefy armed burninator. @GoogleDoodles wouldn't know beefy if it came up and punched em in the face!
| 25 Jan 2019
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That rules! But he's so tiny! He's like the Minish Trog!
| 25 Jan 2019
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Though Puffed Salt Dries do claim to be a 'soup-or-food.' Y'know, cause they're pretty sure it's at least ONE of those things.
| 23 Jan 2019
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If June is soon (those are samples. meeples are be'sing mass produced as we speak)
| 23 Jan 2019
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To be clear, these are NOT the official munchies of the CGNU dorms. That honor goes to Cheap as Free Food Service's Potato-Glanced Puffed Salt Dries. (yes, they are trying to pass off a 'dry' as a type of snack medium) Available in ranch and thrice-ranch!
| 23 Jan 2019
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Honestly, I'm not siding with either one. The whole thing is a 3rd-rate Hokey Pokey ripoff if you ask me.
| 20 Jan 2019
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There already was. It was hidden in last year's April Fools cartoon. There's gonna be a sbemail 209.
| 20 Jan 2019
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Not sure why I deleted this awesome line and easter egg from sbemail208. Maybe because I didn't want to get in the middle of the "looptie-loo vs. looby lou" debate. Trust me, you do NOT wanna kick that hornet's nest!
Video Transcript{A Cheap As Free Little Golden Book titled "Here we Go, Looptie-Loo! (and nothing more)" by Old Maid Bevulon Sportsinterviews with three bored children on the cover hovers in front of the Lappier} STRONG BAD: Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger. Y'know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers. Now you sound like an important adjacent historical figure! She's the lady that discovered going looptie-lie! It used to just be looptie-loo! And Saturday night wasn't even involved! | 20 Jan 2019
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Thanks for the heads up! I'll sic Litigation Jackson on em posthaste! (wait, does that mean 'after speed'? cause I want it to be 'during speed')
| 19 Jan 2019
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I found more old dvd menu tests! Watch as I boot my The Cheatbrick into Fisher Price Strong Sad!
Video Transcript{a 3D, CGI Strong Bad walks into the office. He has no mouth.} STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say {Teen Girl Squad voice} Strong Bad is on point! {Strong Bad flips a switch, and cringes as the rave lights blink and techno music plays. Strong Bad screams and flips it off} STRONG BAD: Wrong switch. {The camera turns across the room showing the window with the sycamore, the desk with the Compy 386, and an incompletely-rendered CGI Strong Sad in the doorway on the far end} STRONG BAD: My mouth tastes like... DVDs. Hey, The Cheat! {Strong Bad kicks an incompletely-rendered yellow block into the incompletely-rendered Strong Sad. Strong Sad falls over. Camera turns back to Strong Bad at the desk} STRONG BAD: A direct hit! {Strong Bad jumps onto the stool. A white box drops down from the top of the screen} STRONG BAD: The Paper, show these morons what to do! | 18 Jan 2019
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Well, the KOT has been known to be left standing with the egg mustache, but that would make him a victim of the Egg Man, not the man himself.
| 18 Jan 2019
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Oh you know I strictly STINKOMAIN!
| 15 Jan 2019
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THIS is the kinda stuff you find on Strong Sad's old hard drives. In a folder called "Chef's Whims" no less!
Image Transcript{A head with a helmet made of clay sitting on a pedestal in a glass dome rotates around on a black, starry background. The animation loops.} | 15 Jan 2019
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You mean this one? (dunno whose YT account this is)
| 14 Jan 2019
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Nope. Emails just take WAY longer to check these days. I'm workin on one right now!
| 14 Jan 2019
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Need one of these prints so bad it hurtinates.
| 13 Jan 2019
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Maybe I'm not a true believer but I'm seein' WAY more Wormdingler in this one than Troggie.
| 13 Jan 2019
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Also Happy *Trogday. Autocorrect knows not to change 'Trogdor' anymore but now it freakin' changes 'Trogday' to 'Trogdor!'
| 13 Jan 2019
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Happy Trogdor! Let's celebrate Trogdor's big 16th by posting your fave Trog-sighting or Trogdor-shaped item! Here's mine!
| 13 Jan 2019
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That's no Trogdor! That's a Eastern Beefless Leafaling Dragon! Not a beefy-armed Wingaling!
| 13 Jan 2019
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Sorry @Lin_Manuel, I chickened out on screaming "It's over!" at the end of your performance. Instead I butchered the lyrics to your styles!
Video Transcript{In front of a building where the promotional image for the Hamilton musical is prominently displayed. Zoom out. The Strong Bad plush doll pops up.} STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm Strong-Lawrence in the place to be! Two pints of Cold Ones but I'm workin' on three! Do what I do, professionally, but to tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be... {stops rapping} Oh. I mixed up my hip hop styles. | 12 Jan 2019
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That is NOT what it looks like when you're staring down the barrel of a loaded The Cheat!
| 11 Jan 2019
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depends. r u really Earthworm Cool Spot in Monster World?
| 10 Jan 2019
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Check out this old dvd intro previs nightmare! Why does Homestar look like he's got a wireframe cheek fulla chaw?
Video Transcript{The Everybody! Everybody! song plays throughout. A pre-rendered grayscale of the words "Homestar Runner" are onscreen. A prerendered wireframe Homestar Runner strolls past the word "Homestar" from right to left, then scrolls across the word "Runner" from left to right. Halfway through the word, the camera focuses on Homestar from teh front. He flips the letters of the word has he passes, and the final letter converts into an h*r logo. Homestar fills the screen.} {Cut to Homestar's wireframe feet. Then cut to Homestar's wireframe face in front of the website intro. Homestar moves off-screen as a round wireframe ball comes into view. Zoom in on the ball.} {A wireframe Homestar Runner is strolling along the outside of the wireframe ball past some wireframe hills. Zoom in closer on Homestar. Blue ovals and red squares pass him by.} {Cut to wireframe Homestar as seen from below. Pan up to his head.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do! {The music cuts out} HOMESTAR: {singing} Everybody! La-DVD-do! | 10 Jan 2019
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Here's last night's livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game in case you missed it. JIBBLIES WARNING: Puppet Marshie may appear without warning. live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
| 9 Jan 2019
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Thanks to everybody who watched the livestream playthrough with these jokers! Can't wait to get the game into the hands of all o' dang y'all! Paper Rat forev!
| 8 Jan 2019
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In 20 mins! Livestreamery playthrough! Join us for fun! (It'll get archived for those who can't)
| 8 Jan 2019
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Kong! I meant Diddy Kong, autocorrect! Diddy King is the name of the last northern Indiana Dairy Queen ripoff I would ever stop at!
| 8 Jan 2019
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This is like the soundtrack to my unrealized Tinstar-like Super Scope Six game! (it goes to a very Diddy King Racing place in the middle there)
| 8 Jan 2019
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Join puppet me + humans Mike, Lucky Yates, and Ryan Sterritt tomorrow night at 8pm EST for a livestream playthrough of Trogdor!! The Board Game. Against my better judgement, I will crowdsource all my moves in the game from chat suggestions! live.kickstarter.com/homestar-runne ...
| 7 Jan 2019
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I'm a day late, but as you can guess, the Announcer is pretty bummed at the passing of Mean Gene. He took inspiration from Gene's ability to stay calm in the face of sweaty, dinosaur tranquilizer-fueled rants.
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| 4 Jan 2019 |