@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022
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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2022.
June
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Looks like he just read a "Dullard" comic too in the upper left there.
| 7 Jun 2022
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The alwaysawesome @JanelleCShane got the #dalle neural network to generate some hilarious images of "Strong Bad checking his email." So The Cheat and I animated and voiced our faves.
Video Transcript{An AI generated Strong Bad that looks like a red ball holding an envelope} AI STRONG BAD: Muy bad, bar bag cg {switches to another AI generated image of a red creature holding a cellphone with an e-mail program open} AI STRONG BAD: BALL! BALL! {pronounced baal} {switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a mouth only opening on the left in front of a computer} AI STRONG BAD: Dalaband the wanichivv {switches to another AI generated image of a red oval creature with a square body and round head glaring at the screen, with a computer with an envelope on it next to him} AI STRONG BAD: Bdl! Bdl bdl bdl bdl bdl! Bdl! {switches to another AI generated image of a red creature with a wedge shaped head floating over the body} AI STRONG BAD: Bed in eald jof madet. {switches to another AI generated image of a small red creature holding a black thing facing a computer screen with the nonsense email on it, with the screen on fire.} AI STRONG BAD: {reading the email} Baslo'ead. alasing xad.. Aavclte GArurgtuairlE tevel. {stops reading and looks towards the screen} I have a little remote control. {clicks the remote as the fire goes away and returns while speaking} It turns on and off the fire. {switches to another AI generated image of a Strong Badman-like character in front of a computer. A caption at the top of the panel reads "IMA BUMLDEEN..."} NARRATOR: In a bulding... AI STRONG BADMAN: Stiny! Bad Mamdia! Baamacied! {a Strong Badman comic appears titled "Thr Tolgl Adventrees oof BAAD MAMDIA" with "BAMAACIED?!" written next to Strong Badman} {switches to another AI generated image of a hunched over read creature with a long nose and claw hands} AI STRONG BAD: {heaving} Boad bck Hcand ba henton odclo. {looks down at his hand} I hate these magnet hands, {holds a floppy disk with his other hand} I'm always erasing my floppy diskettes. | 7 Jun 2022
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WE'LL BLOW UP THE MOCHA!!
| 7 Jun 2022
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This is a Retweet of @JanelleCShane, who posted the image results of putting "Screenshot of a Flash animation of Trogdor burninating the countryside" into the DALL-E AI. | 5 Jun 2022
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This is a Retweet of @JanelleCShane, who posted the image results of putting "screenshot of a flash animation of Strong Bad checking his email" into the DALL-E AI. | 5 Jun 2022 |
May
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Iβve already gone on a legal rampage aimed at @Radrappy. I threw SEVERAL sub-poo-enaβs at him!
(also, I love how that drawing of trogdor is burninating the⦠graduates? scholars?)
| 31 May 2022
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That cow clip on Homestarβs shoe is the mostmake.
| 30 May 2022
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This guy just straight DEMANDS you call him on his Selfoam. Itβs like, you donβt even get a choice.
| 30 May 2022
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Just take those old glasses off the shelf!
Blubb-O's Collector's glasses and Teen Girl Squad Stationery from @fangamer! fangamer.com/collections/ho...
Video Transcript{The Blubb-O's logo on a red background} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: New at participating Blubb-O's restaurants and Fangamer.com, {Fangamer logo and all four glasses appear} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: ...it's Homestar Runner collector's glasses. {glasses spin around} Featuring all of your favorite occasional cartoon characters: {cut to a glass with Homestar on it} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Enjoy a refreshing glass of melonade with Homestar Runner! {Ice appears in the glass and Melonade is poured in, while the Melonade logo comes in from left.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: {mouth on glass moves} {monotone, in old-style voice} I'm finally drowning in melonade! {normal voice} I've had this dream so many times! {cut to the Strong Sad glass} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pep yourself up with Strong Sad and a cup of our Nitro Room Temperature Brew. {logo for Nitro Room Temperature Brew appears to "fill up" while the drink is being poured into the glass} STRONG SAD: This little scribble cloud in my thought balloon has got my torpor all in a stupor. {cut to marzipan glass with green liquid is sloppily poured into it} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Have a... {queasy murmur} "healthy" glass of Smarty Juice {logo appears} with Marzipan. ANNOUNCER 2: {spoken quickly, text appears with asterisk on bottom} Mrs. Pan unavailable for witty dialog due to ongoing litigation with Blubb-O's Restaurant Corporation {Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat glass} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And chug down our new Suudsu Meltshake {logo appears} with Strong Bad and The Cheat. {gummy bears are dropped into the cup while milkshake is sloppily poured in} STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I told you to order us a Piemonade Meltshake. THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises} {a slice of pie is thrown at the cup, most of it missing} STRONG BAD: Oh, the best of both woilds! {a hand appears and scrapes the pie off the table and puts it in the cup} STRONG BAD: Yeah that's—that's good. Just, just scrape that up there, with your hairy arm... just plop it— plop it right in. {the liquid-filled glasses slide in from the top and bottom} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Homestar Runner Collector's Glasses. Collect them all, because you don't get a choice! {"*GLASSES NOT SOLD SEPARATELY" slides in from the left} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Also from Fangamer.com: {cut to a scene from Teen Girl Squad Issue 1} CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK— {the Teen Girl Squad stationery redesigns cover the girls, knocking them down} ANNOUNCER STRONG BAD: MERCHANDiE!!... 's'd {cut to Teen Girl Squad stationery} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Teen Girl Squad Stationery! {cut and pan down one of the notepads} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Notepads, {cut to the other notepad, then cut to the stickers and tape} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Stickers and washi tape, {cut to close up of the tape, the cut to the pencils} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Pencils, {cut to Post-It page markers} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: And these little... bookmark-y... strip things. I dunno what you'd— I don't know what they're for either. {cut to all products on a red background} BLUBB-O'S ANNOUNCER: Collector's glasses and stationery. Nei—neither of these things are edible! {cut to Blubb-O's logo} DRIVE-THRU WHALE: {appears in speech bubble}Offer not malleable in all 50 steaks. Remember to tape it to your forehead. | 24 May 2022
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Controversial fan theory:
First guy grows up to become second guy. | 23 May 2022
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MORTARBOARDβD!! (ow! my debate team sash!)
| 14 May 2022
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Just gonna leave this right here:
| 12 May 2022
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That carpet! I can smell the cigarette smoke and cold ones that are stinkstained into it even though neither are allowed at SPC!!
| 10 May 2022
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I feel the same way! The whole thing will get all HTML5, non-flash updated like the Toons and Sbemail menu, itβs just taking a while.
| 5 May 2022
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Member, like, 20 freakin years ago when The Skate Party made this song? The Cheat was always gonna make a video for it until he realized, y'know... Strong Sad. [LOUD WHINY EMO WARNING]
Video TranscriptEach Day They make fun of me (in my dreams) Each Day Each Day {guitar solo} Each Day Each Day | 3 May 2022
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Workin on it! This summer we should have global styles by the miles!
| 2 May 2022
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New Expando Deck for Trogdor The Board Game!
More Action Cards! Emergency Cards! Spell Cards?! Buy it and any other item (including the base game) and get $5 off your wholedang order. bit.ly/39xwBe6
Video Transcript | 2 May 2022
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Jimmy McGill is basically Bubs and Coach Z in one.
| 1 May 2022
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Jimmy and Kim are just not in the right demo. Those A/V kids though. They should know.
| 1 May 2022 |
April
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For those of you worried that The Cheat is getting too good at animation, never fear. He's still got it when he wants it.
| 29 Apr 2022
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The napkin doodle in question. Circa 2004? The Cheat made Homsar play lefty in his animation for accuracy.
| 28 Apr 2022
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To commemorate @tmbg using an old napkin doodle of Homestar and Homsar in their fan club mailing list today, The Cheat decided to animate it.
| 28 Apr 2022
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You should ask @Fangamer! I only have access to Bubs and I don't trust his customer service!
| 25 Apr 2022
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How do I win handheld games with boxing gloves on? Watch my Strong-Play of Marzipan Beef Reverser to find out! Full vid here:
https://youtu.be/i14Oi9Fcvwo *spoilers for Beef Reverser. spoiled beef, as it were*
Video Transcript | 25 Apr 2022
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This rules! Check out that clickety-clackity LASORB beam! Light Awesomplification by the Stimulated Omission of Robotic Burnination!
| 23 Apr 2022
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Whoa @lightmanx5! That concrete paver looks just like me from the short-lived landscape planning game "StrongBadZone: Hardscape!"
Image TranscriptSTRONG BAD PAVER: YOUR YARD A SPLODE | 20 Apr 2022
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Check out these incredulous custom Lemmings levels for the Apple ][ !! From the same progrumming magician responsible for the Peasant's Quest Apple ][ port!!
| 17 Apr 2022
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Don't forget to microwave one of these little guys today!
| 17 Apr 2022
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Oh man! Is Daffodil part The Cheat?
| 15 Apr 2022
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Thanks for forwarding this @DeanTheAdequate!
It's just like that limited edition, mail order-only re-color of the Cheat Commandos Troop Transport! I got to be a decal!
| 15 Apr 2022
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Since itβs the season, donβt forget your all-time fave Spring Break destination back in β94 with this incredible @kee_fry t-shirt design!
bit.ly/3KOBNYz | 15 Apr 2022
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This is the @leepetty equivalent of checking that "touch up my appearance" box in those fancy video calls.
| 12 Apr 2022
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What browser you using? If you give it a sec, you should get a big play button like this. Thatβs Ruffle working its post-flash magic. Click it to watch. If nothingβs showing up, call Bubsβ customer service.
| 8 Apr 2022
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Lookit my extra husky, extra circular head! Lovingly cross-stitched by @CraftingGeek!
Video TranscriptSTRONG BAD: Whoa, it's like you peeled off my face and stretched it across this frame! Or under one of those glass display cases depicting a prime specimen. Here we see the {"fig1a:" appears at the bottom, and the words spoke appear} fortis malus luctatio. Which was known for catching its prey by regurgitating its own style. {cut to the Strong Bad cross-stich hanging from a tree} NARRATOR: Yes, it's the fortis malus luctatio. {zooms into the cross-stitch} NARRATOR: Colloquially known as Strong Bad, who's known at times to regurgitate its own style. Don't ask me to explain what that means, 'cuz I'm just really tired, and I'd like to have a lie down. | 7 Apr 2022
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For all you purists, here's the Flash version of sbemail 209 complete with compressed audio and clicky-clicky easter eggs!
homestarrunner.com/sbemails/209-p... Including a Flash-exclusive easter egg to replace the one with video footage in it that Ruffle doesn't like. | 7 Apr 2022
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| 7 Apr 2022
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dunno where this link came from but maybe it will help.
tinkercad.com/things/f7ymdas... better hurry and download before it becomes private again!
| 6 Apr 2022
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| 6 Apr 2022
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Psst! Next time try and hit Homestar!
| 6 Apr 2022
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It was available for free on my downloads page for 20 years.
old.homestarrunner.com/songs/Everybod...
| 6 Apr 2022
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With the recent re-stock of Strong Bad Sings on vinyl, donβt forget you can stream/buy ALL of my awesome musical styles from your fave streamins services here! 100βs of songs! Severals of classics!
songwhip.com/strong-bad | 6 Apr 2022
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Sorry, it's a Gizmondo exclusive!
| 6 Apr 2022
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Big update for Marzipan Beef Reverser!
videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-... -mini platformy levels -randomized beef! -Milkwave! -random health drops -hidden bonus levels -hidden BOSS -PAUSE BUTTON Play on phone, in browser, or download for GameBoy or Analogue Pocket! Made with @GBStudioDev! | 6 Apr 2022
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Also, letβs talk about how @leepetty made me the perfect blend of The Beast from Krull and that creeptake from Xtro!
| 5 Apr 2022
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I shoulda mentioned that my awesome cyberalien visage (and all artwork) are by the amazing @leepetty! You wonβt believe how shiny he made my butt look on the back cover!
| 5 Apr 2022
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Also available in GREEN splatter vinyl variant from @STSPhonoCo!
shiptoshoremedia.com/collections/fe...
Video Transcript{Strong Bad and Strong Sad are in what appears to be Homestar Runner's living room. Strong Sad holds the vinyl in front of a bookshelf with a record player on it, while Strong Bad looks over the vinyl.} STRONG BAD: {pointing at the record and turning his head to inspect it} Whoa, it's like the record was made with the splattered barf of Trogdor's enemies. | 5 Apr 2022
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Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl is finally BACK IN STOCK!
https://fanga.me/r/strongbadvin... From Cheap As Free Recordings and @Fangamer!
Video TranscriptALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {with a lisp due to his large pointy teeth} Hey kids, remember me? I'm back in stock! {zooms out to show the entire album art} NARRATOR: That's right. Strong Bad Sings on vinyl is back in stock. {the vinyl comes out of the album case, with "BACK N' STOCK!" at the top right corner, and the Fangamer and Cheap as Free logos in the bottom left and bottom right corners respectively.} ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Now just let me back into your heart. {smiles} Hee! {zoom back out to full album art and vinyl} NARRATOR: {top right text replaced} Oh man!! {Fangamer logo replaced} No way. {Cheap as Free logo replaced} No way at all. There's gotta be some consonant clusters that are really difficult to pull off with a mouth like that. ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: {cut to zoomed in album art} Look for the record with me on the cover! | 5 Apr 2022
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Weird. Try going to it from the sbemail menu:
https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails (did you know the new sbemail menu has all my old computers and scroll buttons songs hidden on it?)
| 2 Apr 2022
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This is just magical! The last time you got your driverβs license renewed, did you remember to check the box that says:
β βWhen I die, chop off my cool tattoo arm and send it in a big gross jar to the Coolsonian Museum of Style-havery?β
| 2 Apr 2022
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| 1 Apr 2022
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NEW STRONG BAD EMAIL
I started checking this email 4 years ago. So I decided to finish checking it for April Fools'. It is checked. https://youtu.be/qUDejhGOG6s | 1 Apr 2022 |
March
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This is the closest I gots for now:
...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com/listing/homest...
| 26 Mar 2022
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Already do thanks to @Fangamer!
| 26 Mar 2022
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Tis true. He has been down there.
| 26 Mar 2022
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Try it up now! Should be fixΓ©d!
| 26 Mar 2022
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Looking into this right now! He's tryin to throttle us all down!
| 26 Mar 2022
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Stuffbuy! This weekend only (3/26-3/27) use promo code MERCH10 to get 10% everything in my print-on-demand store! Shirts, face masks, mugs, pillows, crap!
...s-specialty-shoppe.creator-spring.com | 26 Mar 2022
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Just you wait!
| 26 Mar 2022
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Nothing official but @MarcusRaven86 made an awesome mod:
| 22 Mar 2022
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They restored the hidden bonus level. Working on getting the other features back in stable-style.
| 22 Mar 2022
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Videlectrix takes it all back! Too much Kernel Panic! Went back to last stable release until they can graphic it up twice!
| 22 Mar 2022
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You win!
| 22 Mar 2022
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Videlectrix may have tried to cram too many graphics at once into a tiny box! Iβll report at once!
| 22 Mar 2022
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Iβll send to Videlectrix. Do you remember where you were or whom you were with during the Kernal Panic in question?
| 22 Mar 2022
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Day 2 Patch! Milkwave obstacle! Secret way to regain health! Can you unlock the bonus stage?!
https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-... | 22 Mar 2022
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In celebration of MAR21 (marzi) Day, Videlectrix made another playable micro game! I give you:
Marzipan Beef Reverser! https://videlectrix.itch.io/marzipan-beef-... | 21 Mar 2022
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Once again, @JanelleCShane proves that all internet-trained neural networks eventually lead to Trogdor!
| 18 Mar 2022
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Man, what if THIS was your entry point to me and my dumb animal character friendsβ exploits? How might these diaps color the remainder of your experience? OR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE for that matter?!!
Fun Facts
| 18 Mar 2022
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Oh craftdang! Calling needlepoint βstabsβ almost -ALMOST- makes me want to get into it. Can you make it so the canvas, like, screams with each stitch? Def be on board then.
| 17 Mar 2022
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Which, coincidentally, ALSO uses the slogan βCover The Earth.β
| 16 Mar 2022
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Hydrogdor. Doubles as the logo for the Hydrogenated Oil lobby.
| 16 Mar 2022
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Based on what my crappy notebook paper drawing elicits, I canβt even imagine what would happen to Homestar if I tossed one of these plushies at him!
| 14 Mar 2022
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Cold, hot, fresh Trogdor Board Games!
Get em before I have to preorder another batch that'll sit on a mysterious boat for 6-24 weeks! Buy it up so great: https://bit.ly/3vTbThH | 9 Mar 2022
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This is what things have come to, people!!
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| 8 Mar 2022 |
February
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I didnβt do it! It was the curse!
| 25 Feb 2022
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Dang. Those lips have some αΉ°Μ΅ΝΜ¬ΜΜ
ΝEΜΈΜΉΝΕΜΆΜΜΜΝΝ
αΉͺΜ΅ΜΝΝΜ³IΜ·Μ¦ΜΊΝΜΝΜΜΜAΜ΅Μ‘ΝΜΊΝΜΜΜΜΝRΜ·Μ‘ΝΜYΜΆΜΜΜΝΜΜ styles goin on.
| 24 Feb 2022 |
January
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The 3D notebook paper shopping cart really elevates this to another level.
That, and Uggs with a High Life. She def snuck that from Manolios' moldy garage fridge that's weirdly full of videotapes.
| 28 Jan 2022
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sbemail209 is the new Stinkoman level 10! You got 12-15 years to spare?
| 26 Jan 2022
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Click on the actual game screen first mebbe.
| 22 Jan 2022
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This is what I like to see!
| 20 Jan 2022
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Already sent this to Videlectrix! Should be fixed. Thanks!
| 20 Jan 2022
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Keep in mind, it's a MICRO game. Hopefully you're not THAT terrible at games.
| 20 Jan 2022
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A full week late, Videlectrix celebrates Trogdor's 19th Trogday with a free GameBoy Color micro game!
videlectrix.itch.io/trogday-micro-... Play in browser, on phone, or even an emulator! | 20 Jan 2022
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A worthy bday Stinkopresent inspired by the animational stylings of @SmallBuStudio!!
| 9 Jan 2022
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Itβs the long lost Shroud of Strong Badia! From that one time my head AND a jar of Strong Sadβs sunbutter got stuck in a sweatshirt together!
| 7 Jan 2022
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Hot stamps! I gotta yell at Bubs!
| 3 Jan 2022
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These, THESE, are the good graphics Videlectrix has been ranting about for years! Thanks for passing this along
@HeadZonkStudios!
| 2 Jan 2022
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Um, yes please.
| 2 Jan 2022 |