A Jorb Well Done

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===Inside References===
===Inside References===

Revision as of 13:25, 6 July 2005

"JEEOOORGHHHBBB!!!!!"

Coach Z can't say the word job. The rest of the gang tries to teach him. JAERB!

Cast (in order of appearance): Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Bubs, Marzipan, The Poopsmith, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Places: The Football Field, The Classroom, The Movie Theatre, Graffiti Wall, Coach Z's Locker Room

Date: March 2, 2001

Running Time: 4:00

Page Title: A Jorb Well Done

Contents

Transcript

{We're at some type of sports field. Homestar is running back and forth and he knocks over Strong Sad. Pom Pom starts jumping on him and the electronic score board is keeping count. Also, Bubs is there for some reason. Coach Z blows his whistle}

COACH Z: Okay there boys, pack it up, pack it in.

{Homestar walks over to him}

COACH Z: Great jaerb there, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhm...I'm sorry. What?

COACH Z: I uh, I say you did a great jorb out there!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I did a great WHAT?

COACH Z: A great jaerb!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. Man. Pom Pom, you've gotta check this out. {Pom Pom bounces over} Okay, Coach, tell Pom Pom what I did today.

COACH Z: Err, uh well, I was just telling Homestar here that he done a great joearb.

{Pom Pom laughs}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs} Coach, that's ridiculous. We have got to do something about that.

{Cut to the chalkboard, where Homestar is wearing a mortar board and holding a pointer. The board has "JOB vs. JAERB" on it. Homestar crosses out Jaerb and circles Job}

{cut to Marzipan at the chalkboard. She has 3 pictures of mouths with the letters labelled A, E, and O}

MARZIPAN: O. Job. O. Job.

COACH Z: JEEOOORGHHHBBB!!!!!

MARZIPAN: Coach Z, you should make your mouth into an O, like this. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

COACH Z: You mean like this? OOORREEAARRR!!!!!!

MARZIPAN: That’s better!

{Cut to the cinema, where Coach Z is strapped into a seat while his eyes are forced open very wide with a red outline while Pom Pom supervises. The screen flashes the word "job" over and over, followed by pictures of people with Pom heads.}

The Business Man's JOB is to give the Business. The Construction Worker's JOB is to smash things. The Poopsmith's JOB is obvious.

{is on the screen, with pictures}

COACH Z: {Looks to be in pain; his face is red and is sweating} JEEEOOORREEAARRB!!!!!!!

{cut to some sort of alleyway. Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are standing in front of a brick wall with the word JOB stylishly written in graffiti. Strong Bad has a grin on his face}

STRONG BAD: Okay, Coach, let’s give this one more try. Repeat after me. JOB.

COACH Z: Jorb.

{Strong Bad looks at Strong Mad and clears his throat}

STRONG BAD: Yes, uh, this sounds very good. Uh, my only recommendation would be, next time, try to add some more syllables. Perhaps three. Perhaps four. {Snickers, then bursts out laughing wildly, along with Strong Mad and The Cheat. Coach Z looks down, ashamed and embarrased, and walks off.}

{Cut to the locker room. Coach Z is sitting on the bench.}

COACH Z: Oh, jeez. I’m just not cut out to say the word "jaerb." How am I ever going to face the boys at practice tomorrow?

{Strong Sad enters.}

STRONG SAD: Uhh, Coach Z, uhh, I heard about your problem and I think that I can help. {hands him a tape} This is a tape I made from when I was practicing the dictionary. Listen to it while you slumber. And tomorrow, you may wake to find that...

COACH Z: {interrupting} Oh, wow! Thanks a lot, Strong Sad!

{Coach Z puts the tape in a tape machine. The tape is labelled "Job—285,194 times." He then presses PLAY and goes to sleep on a bench in the locker room.}

STRONG SAD: Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job. Job...

{Coach Z starts having dreams about Strong Sad jumping over a fence and saying the word "job" over and over.}

{The next day, at the football field, only Coach Z and Homestar are there. The score board keeps track of how many times Homestar changes directions while running. Coach Z blows his whistle}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, Coach, how'd I do today?

COACH Z: Well, I tell ya. You did a great job, {Homestar looks happily surprised} Hamstray.

{Homestar becomes annoyed and sighs. He starts to leave.}

COACH Z: No, wait! I mean Hamster! I mean Stramstar. I mean Stairmaster. Homegrown! Ramrod? Humphel?

THE END

Easter Eggs

  • If you wait a short while, you will get to play the "Coach Z Talker."

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • This is the first full-length Homestar Runner cartoon that uses the Chaps' current animation style, except for The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Bad and Strong Sad, who are still drawn in the old style.
  • At the rate Strong Sad repeats the word job on the tape, it would take him right at 100 hours to say it the 285,194 times.
  • This is the only time we have seen a sidewalk in Free Country, USA. This may suggest that it has at least some pavement in it.

Remarks

Goofs

  • For some reason, at the scene with Homestar at the Chalk Board, the older version of Homestar's legs were used. They're supposed to be long and close together, but these are shorter and placed apart, plus some other things.
  • When Strong Sad first walks into the locker room, the label on his "job" tape is written backwards.
  • Oddly enough, when Strong Sad and Coach Z are in the locker room, the wheels on the cassete tape are spinning, even though it isn't in a tape player.
  • At the chalk board scene, you can see Coach Z looking back at the screen instead of at the chalk board.

Inside References

  • Homestar saying, "Oh man, Pom Pom." is a reference to The Luau when Homestar says the same thing when he arrives at Strong Bad's party.
  • Homestar at the chalkboard wearing a teacher's cap refers to The King of Town DVD.

Real-World References

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