An Important Rap Song

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"Don't play with too many knives!"

Crack Stuntman has an important message.

Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Fightgar, Firebert, Blue Laser Commander,Blue Laser Minion, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Flashfight, Reynold, Ripberger, Crack Stuntman, Reynold's Brother, Foxface

Places: Cheat Commandos HQ, Reynold's Parents' House, Beach

Date: Monday, March 26, 2007

Running Time: 2:01

Page Title: We now return to the REAL Cheat Commandos!



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{Scene opens to a video camera-like opening screen with static at the top and "PLAY" and a timer going up from "0:20:14"}

GUNHAVER: {standing next to Fightgar and Firebert} —your pants back on, Blue Laser!

{Cut to Blue Laser putting his pants on}

BLUE LASER: How could you possibly refer to these as pants?

{cut back to Commandos}

GUNHAVER: Ahhahaha! {turns to other Commandos} Cheat Commandos...riggidy-roll!

{The other Commandos look confused and surprised...cuts to Silent Rip}

SILENT RIP: Uh...that's not what we usually say!

{Cut back to Gunhaver}

GUNHAVER: Whatever, it's riggidy-roll from now on.

{Cut to usual end screen, "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!!" appears on the screen and is sung to music}

{Cut to pink screen with a guy with a green shirt with "CRACK" on his shirt pocket}

CRACK STUNTMAN: Hi kids. BLAAAAH! {plunges at screen} I'm Crack Stuntman. I'm the voice of the gun-shaver on Cheat Commandos! Here with an important rap song about safety {holds up 1 finger} and spring break. {holds up another finger} {points offscreen} Bust it! {music starts playing, Crack's head bobs to the beat} Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs and there's not a whole lot to do. {shows Reynold's brother walking near a counter} You're strolling to the kitchen and what do you find? A bunch of knives {3 knives fall from the top of the frame} ... staring at you. So, {cuts to a white background and as the words are said, the words appear} Kids {spelled as KIDZ on screen} don't play with {wit'} 2 many, knives. C'mon, c'mon. Crack Stuntman, gonna' save some lives.'s spring break. {cuts to Crack on a beach with a visor and a hip-hop pose} Girlies running's spring break {visors stack on top of each other, all saying 'Fresh!'}Runnin' to the beach with the freshest styles. {cuts to blue background, Alabama's background is outlined, then Gunhaver's face, hat and arms are in it} Meet a bunch of kids from Alabama! Beach volleyball {cuts to Commandos playing volleyball on the beach against Blue Laser...Silent Rip spikes the ball on Blue Laser's head} slammajamma! {cuts to a parking lot where two golf clubs are stacked on by a tire} putt-putt, go carts, bunjee-jumpin'! Crack stuntman keeps the base bumpin'! {cuts to Crack Stuntman in front of a graffiti'd wall} Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, {cuts to him in front of the words SPRING BREAK} poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. {cuts to five of him in a row on a tiled background} Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, {cuts to pink background where these words appear on the screen: Poo ha huh ha huh } poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. {those words go across the screen, masking Stuntman singing} Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. {his arm is scratching a disk to the beat} Poo-poo-ha-ha-ha-huh-haha-huh. {A stylized dollar bill goes on the screen reading at the top "Holler for a Dollar", and with Crack in the space where a president usually is} Holler for a dollar! Shout for some claps, somebody say holler for a dollar, let's turn this party out! Bon-fire on the beach (cuts to commandos and Blue Laser on the beach dancing near a bonfire, Foxface walks by}

Fun Facts


  • This toon is a parody of various public service announcements in which prominent media figures (celebrities, politicians, etc) attempt to give advice to children in the form of catchy songs, rap, etc. Common examples include campaigns against smoking and drug use.


  • This is the first toon in which Foxface has been animated.


  • The golf clubs displayed are not putters.


  • The Shorts section of the Toons Menu incorrectly displays the running time as 2:19.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • In the page title, "the REAL Cheat Commandos" is a reference to the Ghostbusters cartoon The Real Ghost Busters.

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