Arrow'd Guy

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The Giant Brain Mech CEREBELLUMs Cheerleader

Arrow'd Guy is the tormentor of the members of the Teen Girl Squad. His many professions include an archer (who shoots arrows from his mouth), a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges (at the same time), a play critic, and a witch doctor. Oddly, the character's name is never given in the actual cartoons, and he is called "Man With The Huge Mouth" in many circles. However, he is identified as the Arrow'd Guy on the Store's caption for the Everybody Everybody Poster.

His murderous, but not apparently malicious, agenda consists of appearing from nowhere to commit lethal assault and vanishing again. In each instance a gruff but disinterested male voice announces the verb by which Arrow'd Guy has attack'd. Since many of Arrow'd Guy's attacks involve biting or shooting things from his mouth, since his mouth appears to be frozen in an open gape, and since all the voices are done by Strong Bad in any case, this announcing voice may or may not be that of the Arrow'd Guy.

Arrow'd Guy has no apparent motivation except, possibly, a loathing of conversational pauses. He is perhaps a brute force of nature in the notebook doodle universe.

He is better drawn than the other characters of TGS.

Appearances

• Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.

• Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over So and So's new boyfriend, No I In Team Boy, with a CHILDREN truck.

• Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining."

• Issue 4: After Cheerleader gets denied by Quarterback, who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech.

• Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half.

• Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. The Ugly One is TWO'D and Cheerleader gets '3 noses?'.

• Issue 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-K days.

• Issue 8: Although he does not explicitly appear, Mrs. So-and-so-erson (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!).

• Issue 9: Throws a spear at So and So, killing her and injuring the animated Port-O-John behind her. (NOT VERY GOOD REVIEWED!)

• 404 page: He "404s" The Ugly One. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing.

• HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!'s Teen Girl Squad Sample, he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWINGED The Wheelchair.

• Issue 10: He tries to ARROWED II The Ugly One, but is stopped by Strong Bad, who then redraws the scene.

• Issue 12: Early on, The Ugly One is seen with a voodoo doll resembling him and pushing pins through it. With his most malicious expression to date, he retaliates by putting nails through a voodoo doll resembling The Ugly One. He also has a nose ring and top hat in this appearance. (BAD JUJU'D!)

• Issue 13: Early on, Tompkins gets BABY SAT by a fat version of him, wearing a diaper and an anchor tatoo.

Trivia

• The first issue the Arrow'd guy didn't appear in was Teen Girl Squad Issue 11.
• He is called Arrow'd Guy" on the Everybody Everybody Poster, even though in TGS 1 it was spelled "ARROWED", with the E.

Arrow'd Guy at Work

ARROWED!!!	CHILDREN!	MSG'D!!	CEREBELLUM'D!!
SAiLiNG MiSHAP!!	TWO'D!!	SWALLOWED!!	STEP-MOMMED!!
NOT VERY GOOD REViEWED!!	GOOD DRAWiNGED!!	ARROWED II!! ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!	BAD JUJU!!
BABY SAT!	404'D!!

Filmography

• Debut: Email comic
• Complete Filmography