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[[Image:bearholdingshark.png|thumb|Bear holding a shark.]]
[[Image:bearholdingshark.png|thumb|Bear holding a shark.]]
[[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|A glimpse of the monsterman?]]
[[Image:Sbemail145.PNG|thumb|A glimpse of the monsterman?]]
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The '''[[Bear]] Holding a [[Shark]]''' (also called the '''Bear-Shark''') is a wooden cut-out of a bear standing on its hind legs, holding a shark above its head. The cut-out lurks [[behind the fence]] of [[Strong Badia]].  
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The '''[[Bear]] Holding a [[Sea Creatures#Fish|Shark]]''' (also spelled '''Bear-Shark''') is a wooden cut-out of a bear standing on its hind legs, holding a shark above its head. The cut-out lurks [[behind the fence]] of [[Strong Badia]].  
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The Bear Holding a Shark is actually one of Strong Badia's "security counter-measures", as [[Strong Bad]] puts it; whenever [[The Cheat]] touches the [[Tire]], the Bear Holding a Shark pops up after an electric shock comes from the tire. For reasons that are never really explained, The Cheat seems to have a strong phobia of bears holding sharks. The Bear-Shark also plays the part of "headhunters" on Strong Bad's [[Riverquest Safariventure]]. It is "scared off" by firing a [[Wikipedia:Starting pistol|starting pistol]] in its general direction twice.  
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The bear holding a shark is actually one of Strong Badia's "security counter-measures", as [[Strong Bad]] puts it; whenever [[The Cheat]] touches the [[Tire]], the bear holding a shark pops up along with an electric shock. For reasons that are never really explained, The Cheat seems to have a strong phobia of bears holding sharks. The Bear-Shark also plays the part of "headhunters" on Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA#Riverquest Safariventure|Riverquest Safariventure]]. It is "scared off" by firing a starting pistol in its general direction twice.  
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It has been featured in a documentary detailing its roots in [[History according to Strong Bad|Strong Badian lore]]. The myth/legend originated as a [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits#A fish wearing a 'fro wig and a British distance runner|British distance runner holding a fish with a 'fro wig]], and supposedly through years of bad storytelling and the [[Wikipedia:Chinese whispers|telephone game]], evolved into the Bear-Shark we know today. Apparently, [[Homestar Runner]] and his "[[dog]]" [[Pom Pom]] were walking in the woods when they saw (and caught footage of) the "very scary monster[[m'n]]", who suspiciously had white feet with blue soles. [[Strong Sad]] did not believe the myth/legend very much, and dismissed the Bear Holding a Shark as either a weather balloon or a foreign exchange student.
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It has been featured in a documentary detailing its roots in [[History according to Strong Bad|Strong Badian lore]]. The myth/legend originated as a [[Strong Badia's Seven Elemental Spirits#A fish wearing an afro wig and A British distance runner|British distance runner holding a fish with a 'fro wig]], and supposedly through years of bad storytelling and the [[Wikipedia: Chinese whispers|telephone game]], evolved into the Bear-Shark we know today. Apparently, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] and his "dog" [[Pom Pom]] were walking in the woods when they saw (and caught footage of) the "very scary monsterm'n", who suspiciously had white feet with blue soles. [[Strong Sad]] did not believe the myth/legend very much, and dismissed the bear holding a shark as either a weather balloon or a foreign exchange student.
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In [[Fan Costumes '06]], two young women (referred to as "Ho-ties" by Strong Bad) are shown. One of them wears the Bear Holding a Shark t-shirt, with a frown on her face, while the other one is actually dressed as the Bear Holding a Shark, with a full head bear mask, bear arms, and is holding a stuffed shark over her head. Strong Bad remarks, "I like the upgrade to Bear Holding a Tiger Shark... Or was that just like... the only shark they had left at the aquarium gift shop?" The Cheat is not scared of this Bear Holding a Shark.
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In [[Fan Costumes '06]], two young women (referred to as "Ho-ties" by Strong Bad) are shown. One of them wears the Bear Holding a Shark t-shirt, with a frown on her face, while the other one is actually dressed as the bear holding a shark, with a full head bear mask, bear arms, and is holding a stuffed shark over her head. Strong Bad remarks, "I like the upgrade to Bear holding a Tiger Shark...or was that just like...the only shark they had left at the aquarium gift shop."
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The Bear Holding a Shark has a small part in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] as the Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot holding a shark. When traveling to Strong Borneo, it is activated by Dangeresque and Renaldo, but it stopped with the Nunchuk Gun. It was burninated along with the rest of Strong Badia in [[8-Bit is Enough]], but was still left in one piece.
 
== Appearances ==
== Appearances ==
*'''Debut:''' Email [[date]]
*'''Debut:''' Email [[date]]
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*[[Senorial Day]]
*[[Senorial Day]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]
*Email [[myths & legends]]
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]
 
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*[[8-Bit Is Enough]]
 
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