Best/Worst X Ever

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The best album cover ever.

The characters of the Homestar Runner universe have been known to declare things the best/worst X ever.

Best X Ever

• The Best Decemberween Ever — Homestar Runner, at the same time as Strong Bad's exclamation (see also below), is heard saying, "This is the best Decemberween ever!"
• The Cheat Theme Song — After watching the video for The Cheat's Theme Song, Homestar exclaims, "This is the best video game I've ever played!"
• Email your friends — Strong Bad proclaims, "this is the best E-mail I've ever received".
• Pumpkin Carve-nival — Strong Bad calls his Homestar Runner costume "the best costume ever".
• TROGDOR! — When a level is beaten, Strong Bad will occasionally be heard saying, "Ohh... this is the best game I've ever played."
• Email different town — Strong Bad tries to come up with "the best thing ever", but his broken imagination only brings "beef stew" to mind.
• Email virus — Right before The Virus infects her, Marzipan tells Strong Mad, "that's the best stack of VHS tapes I ever..."
• Bug In Mouth Disease — Strong Bad says that, during a commercial break, he made "the best omelette ever".
• Stinkoman 20X6 — In Level 6, before reaching the boss, Stinkoman says, "This is the best vacation ever!"
• Weclome Back — After failing to sell any baloney sandwiches over the summer, Bubs still felt "it was pretty much [his] best summer ever".
• Email best thing — After Limozeen's instruments are turned into Italian noodles by Bozar, Mary Palaroncini (as he is eating the noodles) says, "This is the best show ever, guys!"
• Email licensed — Homestar, referring to the fact that he just got hit by a shower of broken glass from a piñata, says, "That junk was still my best birthdays ever."
• Strong Bad Gameways — Strong Bad, after following the Wii safety instructions, declares it's "the best game [he's] never played".
• SBCG4AP Dev Blog — In his May 21 2008 entry, Strong Bad writes that he's playing a game on the Atari Lynx, the "Best Handheld Ever Man".
  • In the June 26 2008 entry, he describes Metal Storm as having the "best death explosion ever".
• The Baloneyman — Referring to Strong Sad's book stand, Homestar tells Strong Sad, "this is the best idea you've ever had".
• Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire — In anticipation for starting his job at Telltale Games, Strong Bad declares it's the "best job I've ever had".
• Baddest of the Bands — Strong Bad vandalizes one of Strong Sad's albums into "the best album cover idea ever."
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Strong Bad calls Dangeresque Too's sunglasses "the second best sunglasses ever."
• Best Caper Ever — As referred to in the short's title, Strong Bad and The Cheat somehow manage to pull off their "best caper ever", even though they can't remember exactly what they did.

Worst X Ever

• In Search of the Yello Dello New Version — After mistakenly assuming that Homestar killed the Yello Dello, Marzipan proclaims, "This is the worst birthday I've ever had."
• The Best Decemberween Ever — Homestar upsets Strong Bad by getting him the Deep Impact DVD for the third year in a row, to the point where Strong Bad exclaims, "This is the worst Decemberween ever!" (see also above)
• Email island — Strong Bad calls the deserted island (upon which he and Homestar are stranded) the "worst deserted island ever".
• TROGDOR! — When Trogdor gets sworded by the knights, Strong Bad will sometimes say, "Aw, this is the worst game I've ever played!"
• Email replacement — Strong Bad calls one of Marzipan's Scroll Button Songs "the worst song I ever heard".
• Experimental Film — During the director's commentary, Strong Sad, perturbed by Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, says, "Ahhh, this is the worst commentary ever!" Homestar agrees by saying, "Worst... commissary... ever."
• Email secret identity — As The King of Town is being booted out of Strong Bad's house, he yells, "Worst mayonnaise party everrrr!"
• Email alternate universe — Strong Bad calls the Dig To China With Your Ears Contest "the second or third to worst contest [he] ever heard of."
• Email road trip — Because Strong Bad ends up stuck in a car rather than going on a road trip, he shouts, "This is the worst road trip ever!"
• Strong Badia the Free — Bubs's badly under stocked Black Market was dubbed "the worst black market I have ever seen" according to Strong Bad, after being unable to purchase any organs from it.

See Also

• Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent