Blood

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"You smote the Kerrek!"

Occasionally, some characters, if they're hurt badly enough, will start to bleed. Also, there have been some cases where blood is seen, but is not from any character in particular. In rare cases, blood is only mentioned.

Appearances

• The King of Town DVD — That Little Chef Guy's meat on the floor has a puddle of blood around it.
• Main Page 3 — Rolling over "Games" will bring up a whale with bloody harpoon wounds.
• Main Page 7 — Rolling over "Store" will cause blood to squirt from Homestar's brain.
• In Search of the Yello Dello New Version — Homestar Runner's head starts to bleed after The Yello Dello pecks him on the head the second time.
• Email flag day — Strong Mad's arm starts to bleed when Strong Bad carves a snake tattoo on it.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 2 — At the end of the toon, What's Her Face's knees are bleeding because Thomas hit her with a bat.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 — What's Her Face bleeds in various places after possums attack her. She also claims that her "blood hurts".
• TROGDOR! — Trogdor bleeds if he gets arrowed or sworded, and the words "sworded!" and "arrowed!" drip blood. The game over screen shows Trogdor lying in a pool of blood and the words "it's over" drip blood.
• Strumstar Hammer — The first page says "Everybody throws shot-puts at The Homestar Runner. He is bleeding pretty bad."
• Malloween Commercial — Blood flows down the screen after Marshie exits the coffin.
• Experimental Film — During the commentary Easter egg, Strong Bad says that he'll "relegate [Strong Sad's] face to a bloody pulp."
• Peasant's Quest — There are several appearances:
  • When Rather Dashing shoots Kerrek with an arrow, Kerrek bleeds from the fatal wound.
  • If you type "knock until knuckles bleed" at Naked Ned's house, Rather Dashing will do so, though this isn't shown.
  • If you walk in front of the arrows that Dongolev is shooting, he will shoot you and there will be blood on the side of your head.
• Email pom pom — As Strong Bad pokes Homestar in the chin with a pin, red dots begin to appear on Homestar's face.
• Labor Dabor — In one of the bowling Easter eggs, a bowling pin is cut in half, causing its blood to splatter on the wall, spelling "SPLiT".
• Email the facts — The green cylinder bleeds when Doug the Dino bites off a large chunk of it.
• Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 — Blood flows down the title screen.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 — When So and So says "A B'GRL PRTY?!?", she appears with bloody fangs.
• Strong Bad is a Bad Guy (Easter egg) — In The Cheat's tattoo idea, a snake lady stabs a snake with a spear, causing the snake to bleed.
• Email disconnected — The hole in Strong Body's neck shows blood.
• Email pop-up — One of the things Strong Bad dumps on Strong Sad with his cement mixer is "ram's blood".
• Email redesign — The redesigned No Loafing sign includes bloody fangs.
• Email cliffhangers — The Lappy 486's "little toe" is cut off, leaving a puddle of blood.
• Blue Laserdisc Challenge — In one of Blue Laser Commander's deaths, he gets chopped in half while a little blood squirts out.
• Happy Hallow-day — Strong Bad tries to scare Marzipan by leaping out from behind The Stick and shouting "Grody bloody gross and blood!"
• Let us give TANKS! — Blue Laser Commander jabs a fork in a minion's eye, causing blood to stream down his face.
• Thy Dungeonman 3 — The concession stand of the restaurant has some "fake ketchup" which can be used as fake blood. Drinking it will cause your character to die. You also have to pour it on your head to make yourself look like the hag's husband, who "died of a bloody head".
• Email what I want — Strong Bad ends with "Well, happy Decemberween everybloody!"
• DNA Evidence — When Marzipan says she found the DNA evidence in her house, Strong Sad asks if it was either "hair particles", "skin flakes", or "blood crispies".
• Email the movies — Strong Bad asks Strong Sad if he'd heard of "Bloody Pulp: The Amazingly True Story of Your Face in 5 Seconds."
• Email the paper — As part of its goth phase, The Paper drips blood. (It also drips blood in its preppy phase, for some reason.) Also, in an Easter egg, Homestar, who's tangled upside down in the paper, sings that his blood is rushing to his head.
• Email slumber party — Strong Bad finds a video game called Blood Bleeder and blood is seen in "Blistergiest mode" of the Clapping Party Easter egg.
• Marshie vs. Little Girl — Blood flows down the screen as Marshie says, "Why ever drink again?"
• strongbad_email.exe Disc Five — On Strong Bad's screensaver, the words "PICK SUMPIN ALREADY!" are bloody.
• Rap Song — A man is seen getting a tattoo in the music video, causing a little blood to squirt out.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — The words "Marzipan's Answering Machine" appear to be dripping with blood.
• Toikey TV — Referring to early-morning shopping, Bubs advises, "...if you draw blood, you just might make it onto this year's edition of Mommy Fights!"
• Email yes, wrestling — When dressed as one of the "Foreign Object Brothers", Strong Mad has a razorblade jammed in his head, which has drawn blood. Also, in "Strong Bad's Folding Chair DUNGEON", the word "DUNGEON" is dripping with blood.
• Email diorama — The pieces of The King Of Town's beard are stained with Blood. Also, spaghetti sauce is used to simulate blood.
• Email nightlife — Strong Bad refers to his body spray as "the blood of slain warrior mammoths".
• Email licensed — Homestar bleeds from wounds caused by shards of broken glass.
• Email rated — Several of the movie posters have blood on them. Also, the movie at the end says "Creepy blood" and "Real gross wound".
• Trudgemank — Peacey P has blood all over his shirt and is holding a knife in his left hand.
• Email being mean — The Hungry Shark has blood spattered all about his lips.
• Most in the Graveyard — At the beginning, when the screen is moving, there is what seems to be blood spurting out of a head at the bottom, but is later said to be a ketchup fountain by The King of Town. However, in the Poopsmith's ending Easter egg, The King of Town says "that wasn't really ketchup in the ketchup fountain", so it may or may not really be blood.
• April Fool 09 — Strong Bad says, "I mean, what the crap was [Homestar] even saying [in the Intro]? 'Everybody, now bleed a beetle?'"
• hremail3184 — Although it is censored, Homestar Runner can be seen bleeding after being hit with a garden weasel by Strong Bad.
• Strong Badia The Free — In the place where Strong Bad defeated one of the Taranchula heads, Strong Mad will squirt ketchup to simulate blood.
• Make a Scene with Telltale at PAX 2010 — Strong Sad is dead due to excessive blood loss.
• April Fools' 2014 — Blood drips from the piece of crab shell Homestar had stuck in his throat.
• I Killed Pom Pom — When Homestar believes he killed Pom Pom, Strong Bad tell him to "find a patsy and pin that murder on him like a corsage on a puffy-dressed prom date". Homestar replies with, "You mean like with a lot of blood and them going, 'Ow, ow, Homestar, ow, quit it, I'm not going to prom with you anymore! And I hate Bennigan's!'"
• Email sbemail206 — Homestar bleeds from wounds caused by shards of broken glass.
• Strong Bad Classics! — Strong Sad's napkin clip has blood on it, presumably from mentions of getting his wisdom teeth pulled again.

See Also

• Characters' Injuries
• Death