Blue Laser Supercomputer
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Blue Laser Supercomputer is the computer used by the evil, terrorist-type organization Blue Laser. Its main jobs are to calculate the reason why Blue Laser can't beat the Cheat Commandos (its most recent answer was "mildew") and displaying the status of operations. Also, it makes the same sound as the 'DELETED' noise. It is usually seen displaying operation status such as: "Operation ocean blow: T-minus GO!!". What this computer is actually capable of is still unknown.