Blue Laserdisc Challenge

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"It'll take quick wits, lightning reflexes, and more quarters than you or your zit faced friends could possibly have."

Blue Laser Disc Challenge is a DVD mini game found exclusively on Everything Else, Volume 2. It allows you to take control of Blue Laser Commander as he tries to escape The Cheat Commandos by mashing the left or right buttons on your DVD player's remote control whenever you come upon two different possible paths.

Cast (in order of appearance): Blue Laser Commander, Fightgar, Silent Rip, Gunhaver, Blue Laser Minion

Places: Blue Laser Commander's Summer Temple Getaway, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard

Date: October 27, 2006



{Open to Blue Laser Disc Challenge logo with music playing.}

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} Cheat Commando's Blue Laser Disc Challenge! Take control of Blue Laser Commander {A remote control appears} by mashing left or right on your laserdisc remote when you see this flashing style.{The mountain top and pile of rocks flash, then the mountain top explodes and rocks fall on top of Blue Laser Commander. Cut to Fightgar and Silent Rip shooting.} But act fast. The cheat commandos are hot on your trail!

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} It'll take quick wits, {Cut to Blue Laser Commander swinging from a vine} lightning reflexes, {Cut to Blue Laser Commander jumping around and doing somersaults, then cut to a shot of Quarters with the words "Get Ready to Pay" written above them that changes to "Get Ready to Play"} and more quarters than you or your zit faced friends could possibly have... in your zit faced pockets.

{Cut to Blue Laser Commander inside a temple of some kind.}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: At last I can relax in my ancient, secret, summer temple getaway.

{The doorbell rings}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Bonus! My pizza's here!

{Answers the door to reveal the Cheat Commandos meeting him at gunpoint.}

GUNHAVER: Sorry Blue Laser! The only Zah you'll be eating is a deep dish justice pie with extra sausage and sun dried freedom!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Eh, wait? Does that mean your giving me freedom?

GUNHAVER: Uh, get 'em boys!


1. The Crossroads

{Blue Laser Commander runs away with the Cheat Commandos right behind him, he finds himself at a crossroads with two passageways and a statue in the middle.}

If you wait too long, Fightgar and Silent Rip will catch up to you and shoot you full of holes.

Mash Left

{Blue Laser Commander dodges laser fire and exits the room. The statue is shot down and blocks the passageway door)

Mash Right

{The statue shoots a laser out of it's mouth and Blue Laser Commander is zapped into skeletal remains.}

2. The Bridge

{Blue Laser Commander runs into a cavern with a broken rope bridge and a vine hanging from the ceiling}

Blue Laser Commander: Oh! How con-freakin-veniant!

Mash Left

{Blue Laser Commander runs and jumps up to grab the vine, only to reveal that the vine is actually a tail and he is electricuted and then eaten by a green monster.}

Mash Right

{Blue Laser Commander runs and jumps over the hole in the bridge, but the bridge snaps and he has to climb the rest of the way to the other side.}

3. The Pendulum (Part 1)

{He runs into a room with two large blades swinging like a pendulum}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Why did I put so many booby traps in my own summer getaway?!

Mash Left

{Blue Laser Commander dodges the swinging blade and dives to the other side of it as it slams into the wall}

Mash Right

{A blade slices right through the Commander revealing his insides}

4. The Pendulum (Part 2)

{He got past the first blade and is headed for the second}

Mash Left

{A blade slices right through the Commander revealing his insides}

Mash Right

{He leaps off the wall and jumps on top of the blade as it swings towards the ceiling and breaks through. He leaps onto a rooftop of the temple with a gun and a branch off the side.}

5. The Temple Rooftop

{Cut to a jet in the air with Crackotage}

CRACKOTAGE: Your ancient temple sure looks Mayan, I'm about to send some missles fly'n! Hoo hoo, Ha ha!

{Two missles are fired and head straight for the Commander on the roof}


Mash Left

{Blue Laser Commander runs for the gun and tries in vain to shoot down the missles, and misses both of them.}


{Both missles land a direct hit and blow the roof off the temple. Blue Laser Commander falls out of the sky burned up.}

Mash Right

{Blue Laser Commander runs and jumps off the rooftop before the missles hit. His parachute opens and he glides down into Nana's Backyard}

BLUE LASER MINION: Your pizza's arrived sir.

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Vengence at last!

GUNHAVER: Next state-of-the-art laser disc game Blue Laser! Next state-of-the-art laser disc game!!

ANNOUNCER: {singing} Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!

6. Game Over

{A black screen appears that has Cheat style skull and crossbones with the words "Try Again! Press 'Menu' at any time to exit" below. Then the skull and crossbones turn into Blue Laser Commander and he runs off screen}

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