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=====[[Minor Foods#Cheat Commandos... O's|Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal]] =====
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=====[[Minor Foods#Cheat Commandos... O's|Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal]]=====
A box of cereal made from [[Cheap as Free]] foodstuffs.
A box of cereal made from [[Cheap as Free]] foodstuffs.
|| Features one of several activities on the back, such as a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask. Also, Fightgar is saying "Those still aren't O's" instead of "Those aren't O's"
|| Features one of several activities on the back, such as a [[Crack Stuntman]] mask. Also, Fightgar is saying "Those still aren't O's" instead of "Those aren't O's"
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=====[[Minor Foods#Corn Krunch|Corn Krunch]] =====
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=====[[Minor Foods#Corn Krunch|Corn Krunch]]=====
A box of cereal with a smiling cob of corn on the front.
A box of cereal with a smiling cob of corn on the front.
|| May be from [[Iowa]], only likely to include fitness products. This box no longer features a free full-size alto saxophone inside.  
|| May be from [[Iowa]], only likely to include fitness products. This box no longer features a free full-size alto saxophone inside.  
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=====Wheat Chaff =====
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=====Wheat Chaff=====
Wheat and a bowl of cereal are shown on the front.
Wheat and a bowl of cereal are shown on the front.
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
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=====OH! T'MEEL =====
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=====OH! T'MEEL=====
Features a [[horse]] on the front.
Features a [[horse]] on the front.
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
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=====Cripsy Hog Crunchities =====
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=====Cripsy Hog Crunchities=====
There is a pig on the front.
There is a pig on the front.
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products. It is unknown whether the misspelling of "crispy" as "cripsy" was intentional.
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products. It is unknown whether the misspelling of "crispy" as "cripsy" was intentional.
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=====Fundament-O's =====
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=====Fundament-O's=====
Has a fundamentally-sound college [[Sports#Basketball|basketball]] player on the front, with a trail of basketballs from his hand to a bowl filled with milk.
Has a fundamentally-sound college [[Sports#Basketball|basketball]] player on the front, with a trail of basketballs from his hand to a bowl filled with milk.
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.  
|| May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.  
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| [[Image:Fruit smax.PNG|150px]] ||
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=====Fruit Smax!! =====
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=====Fruit Smax!!=====
An angry orange smacks a banana on the front.
An angry orange smacks a banana on the front.
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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| [[Image:Pops.PNG|150px]] ||
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===== Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops! =====
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===== Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!=====
A bowl of [[chocolate]] bars appears on the front. "Part of this new, tritious breakfast".
A bowl of [[chocolate]] bars appears on the front. "Part of this new, tritious breakfast".
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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=====Soundy Puffs =====
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=====Soundy Puffs=====
Three white puffs are on the front, one with a face. "Real sounds in every puff!"
Three white puffs are on the front, one with a face. "Real sounds in every puff!"
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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=====Blue Laser Blasts! =====
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=====Blue Laser Blasts!=====
The [[Blue Laser Commander]] shakes his fist on the front.
The [[Blue Laser Commander]] shakes his fist on the front.
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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=====Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a crowded mall =====
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=====Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a crowded mall=====
A square piece of cereal wearing cowboy boots and hat and wielding a [[gun]] appears on the front, asking "Can someone tell me how this is a cereal, pardner?"
A square piece of cereal wearing cowboy boots and hat and wielding a [[gun]] appears on the front, asking "Can someone tell me how this is a cereal, pardner?"
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
|| Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
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=====Hypothetic-O's =====
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=====Hypothetic-O's=====
[[Strong Bad]]'s head is on the front. "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!"
[[Strong Bad]]'s head is on the front. "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!"
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=====Sweet Deals =====
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=====[[Sweet Deals]]=====
A blue hand with four fingers holding a spoon comes down from the logo on the front.
A blue hand with four fingers holding a spoon comes down from the logo on the front.
|| Includes a die-cast chainsaw car.
|| Includes a die-cast chainsaw car.

Current revision as of 19:55, 26 June 2020

Many breakfast cereals are featured in the Strong Bad Email specially marked.


Image Box Description Special Traits
Sugar Crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal

A box of cereal made from Cheap as Free foodstuffs.

Features one of several activities on the back, such as a Crack Stuntman mask. Also, Fightgar is saying "Those still aren't O's" instead of "Those aren't O's"
Corn Krunch

A box of cereal with a smiling cob of corn on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products. This box no longer features a free full-size alto saxophone inside.
Wheat Chaff

Wheat and a bowl of cereal are shown on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
OH! T'MEEL

Features a horse on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
Cripsy Hog Crunchities

There is a pig on the front.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products. It is unknown whether the misspelling of "crispy" as "cripsy" was intentional.
Fundament-O's

Has a fundamentally-sound college basketball player on the front, with a trail of basketballs from his hand to a bowl filled with milk.

May be from Iowa, only likely to include fitness products.
Fruit Smax!!

An angry orange smacks a banana on the front.

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!

A bowl of chocolate bars appears on the front. "Part of this new, tritious breakfast".

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
Soundy Puffs

Three white puffs are on the front, one with a face. "Real sounds in every puff!"

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
Blue Laser Blasts!

The Blue Laser Commander shakes his fist on the front.

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
Sugar Rittled Gunshots in a crowded mall

A square piece of cereal wearing cowboy boots and hat and wielding a gun appears on the front, asking "Can someone tell me how this is a cereal, pardner?"

Sound effect in name. Likely to have shaped styrofoam/marshmallows and include a toy.
Hypothetic-O's

Strong Bad's head is on the front. "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!"

Sweet Deals

A blue hand with four fingers holding a spoon comes down from the logo on the front.

Includes a die-cast chainsaw car.
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