Bubslegum Comics

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Bubs reads his bubble gum comics.

Cast (in order of appearance): Mike Chapman, Matt Chapman, Bubs, Bozzoka Gum Comic Characters

Places: Bazzoka Joe Comic Places

Running Time:

Transcript

{Mike and Matt Chapman are sitting in a room with a wooden wall, below a picture of Homestar.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {looks over at Matt} So here we are in the bonus section of the DVD, Matt.

MATT CHAPMAN: Sounds great, Mike.

MIKE CHAPMAN: We, uh, thought these, a couple of these segments might need a little explanation.

MATT CHAPMAN: Boy, do they ever.

MIKE CHAPMAN: This first segment is called Bubslegum Comics and it— well, we did this after the 2002 Halloween cartoon where {on the bottom of the screen in yellow text appears: *That's just plain wrong. It was 2001.} Bubs got a Bazooka Joe type bubblegum comic.

MATT CHAPMAN: And he read the comics in the bubblegum comics.

MIKE CHAPMAN So for a brief period we thought that might become a recurring weekly update.

MATT CHAPMAN: We thought {chuckles} we thought that it might just happen. We didn't know if we would make them or not.

MIKE CHAPMAN: We thought wrong. {laughs} But we did make a few of them, and we would like to share them with you.

MATT CHAPMAN: Yes.

MIKE CHAPMAN: Here they are.

MATT CHAPMAN: Yes.

{Cut to a shot of Bubs standing infront of a yellow background with bubbles. Bubs throws the bubble gum up in the air, chews it up, blows a bubble and it pops. Appears a pink bubble background with the words: Bub's Dumb Bubblegum Comics. Comic strip appears.}

Comic #1

BUBS: I remember one time, I got this one, where in the first frame, there's this guy saying, {first panel appears with Gunderson on a speach bubble saying Hey Gunderson!} Hey Gunderson! And in the second frame, it said, {second panel appears with a bus coming down the street and an arm pointing saying, Here comes the book mobile!}Here come the book mobile! And it got me to thinking, I wish my life was that simple. {at the bottom of the comic appears: FORTUNE: SOME GUY YOU CAN'T SEE POINTED AT A RECREATIONAL VEHICLE}

Comic #2

{another blank comic strip appears}

BUBS: And then there was this one, where in the first frame, some guy's pointing at somebody in a trench coat {first panel appears with a guy in a trench coat in the foreground and another person pointing at him saying, "Dennis?"} saying, "Dennis?" And in the next frame, he's telling his friend, {second panel appears with the kids pionting behind him saying,"I just say Dennis!" and his friend is right next to him} I just saw Dennis! I mean, he just saw Dennis! {text appears at the bottom of the comic saying: FORTUNE: DENNIS FRANZ IS WEARING A TRENCH COAT.}

Comic #3

{another blank comic strip appears}

BUBS: So then I got one where the Roustabout Kid says, {first panel appears with the Roustabout kid standing with his arms straight out to his sides. In a thought bubble he says, "Great Times."} "Great Times." And then the refuse bin says, {second panel appears with a trash can in the foreground saying, "I think I'll wait." as the Roustabout kid stands in the background.} I think I'll wait. Man. This bubblegum is terrible! {text appears at the bottom of the comic saying: FORTUNE: DON'T GO MESSIN' WITH A COUNTRY BOY.}

Comic #4

{another blank comic strip appears}

BUBS: {first panel appears with the hip hop kid peeking from the top of the dryer drying saying, "Let's do this... With the Roustabout kid on the side."} And so the hip-hop kid says, "Let's do this," and he tells Gunderson, {second panel appears with the hip-hop kid and the Roustabout kid on top of the dryer saying, "We got you this washer." Gunderson is in the foreground holding a bottle of something looking back} "We got you this washer." But all's I'm thinking is, {text appears at the bottom to the screen saying: FORTUNE: THAT'S A DRYER.} "That's a dryer!"

{cut back to the room with Mike and Matt sitting in it. Both Mike and Matt looking at the screen and Matt with a very puzzled look. They both look at each other and then look back at the camera.}

MATT CHAPMAN: Huh! Ah, puff-uh {Mike interrupts, causing it to be intelligible} Whatever!{Matt puts his hand in the air}

MIKE CHAPMAN: I don't every want to chew gum again, mom.

MATT CHAPMAN: {laughs}