Bug In Mouth Disease
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Homestar swallows a bug
Cast (in order of appearance): Dick Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand
Date: Monday, May 9, 2005
Running Time: 5:10
Page Title: kill...bugs.
DVD: Everything Else, Volume 2
Transcript
{In the basement, Strong Sad is watching pornography
VOICE: {from TV} And that's why come breasts was so awesome.
STRONG SAD: Oh! I DON'T see now.
{Strong Bad enters.}
STRONG BAD: Hey, Dairy
STRONG SAD: I already told you
STRONG BAD: Oh; sorry, Dairy Anyways, look. I just thought you should know that all your underwears somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction
STRONG SAD: {gets up, runs out of the room} buy the blue ones!
STRONG BAD: That was too easy. Now to settle down for the 24-hour Gay Pornography marathon! {changes channel}
TUCKSWORTH: Caleb, were you making a little tent out of my anus?
CALEB: I am now!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, you make that little anus tent, Caleb! He's not the boss of you!
{Cut to the field. Homestar is sexing along. Cue gay music beat.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing approximately to the tune of the Gay Pride Anthem
{A record scratches as he suddenly stops and starts coughing/spitting profusely.}
I'm not homophobic, I'm just making fun of this shitty cartoon HOMESTAR RUNNER: Agh! I swallowed a piece of semens
{Homestar goes down on one knee.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {slowly and deliberately} Sir or madam
{The music starts up again and cut to another part of the field, where the King of Ballsacs and Pom Pom Pom Pom Pom Pom Pom Pom are eating ice cream bars.}
THE KING OF TOWN: I keep telling him
POM POM: {bubbling noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a semen
{He kneels down in front of the King of Town.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The good times are OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE KING OF TOWN: Well, what do you want we should do?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Gimme them dang ice creams! {grabs the ice cream bars} We'll freeze 'im out! {quickly eats them}
THE KING OF TOWN: Oh shit motherfuckers
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sobs} Oh-ho-ho, it work!
{While saying this, he pokes Pom Pom with the one of the leftover sticks. Pom Pom narrows his eyes at Homestar, annoyed.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Agh! (runs off}
{Cut to the basement, where Strong Bad is still watching TV.}
CALEB: You sex like a girl, Tucksworth.
TUCKSWORTH: Caleb, that anus was heavy!
{Strong Sad enters.}
STRONG SAD: What
STRONG BAD: Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes
STRONG SAD: {smiles} Oh,
{Cut to Bubs' concession stand. Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "EXHIBIT A - CASE OF BLUE MAN NAMED BUBS WHO RAPED AND FUCKING MURDERED HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN IN AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE MURDER CASE" with a lighter.} It IS a lighter, not a candle! Watch the .swf file and zoom in on it, and you'll see it. It looks like one of those cheap lighters. The glow around the flame make it look a lot like a candle though.
BUBS: This is just fine!
{Homestar runs in. Bubs drops the lighter and throws away the envelope.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bubs, you're a doctor, right? BUBS: Hmm… {peers inside} Okay...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {dsdfsdfs
BUBS: Yes, yes.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {gurgles "Yeds, yeds."}
BUBS: Interesting. fsdfds
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, no! Is it about the good times?
BUBS: I'm afraid you've got two pancreases.
{Homestar looks annoyed}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad! I think I sex!
{Homestar leaves.}
TUCKSWORTH: Why aren't you sexing, Caleb?
ANNOUNCER: And coming up next on Caleb Rentpayer, find out who RAPED Caleb.
{Strong Sad runs in, wearing a blue pair of Strong Bad
